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each other
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so
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maybe
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so
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so
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i don't know why that was the thing
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yesterday i said that i would uh
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yesterday i said that i'd be doing a hot
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tub stream
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i didn't say that i'd be doing it
04:47
tomorrow but
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i said that i would be doing it and i
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would be streaming tomorrow i can see
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how that would be confusing
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but yeah no it's not hard to stream i'm
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pretty much just getting up
04:58
i'm not doing a hot tub stream i'm gonna
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do it i will do a hot tub stream
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but not today it is not today because it
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requires a lot of setup
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because obviously i've got to transport
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something you know into my room fill it
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up it's got
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anyway so listen it's not a hard tip
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stream i'm very very sorry i'm not
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scamming we will do a heart to stream
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it's just not a hard tip string
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so today's and i'm very sorry because i
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do not have anything
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to replace it with it's gonna dude i'm
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just oh my god
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i'm doing a little bit of um no not hot
05:29
topstream god damn it why do you people
05:31
not anyway
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so i'm not an mcc which is an
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interesting one because i've never
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streamed at the same time as mcc has
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been going on
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so i i i'm very sorry this is going to
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be a a disappointing stream for you
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because i'm not an mcc
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i'm not playing with dream or anything
05:46
i'm uh
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i'm vibing i'm just walking the [ __ ] up
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notice gabriel be quiet
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indeed so shoutcast mcc dude
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i'm almost certain i know who the
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winning team is and
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everyone's streaming right now so we'll
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see but yeah no i figured we'll do like
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a bit of a get ready with me
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you know because everything is scuffed
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and also
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i have a maid outfit i have a
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french-made outfit i haven't tried it
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yet
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i don't know if it's going to be any
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good but it's so goddamn warm in my
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i house if i can find myself a normal
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[ __ ] and
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it's still broken i cry for the missing
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hot tip stream i look forward to
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fantastic
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stream yeah we got a lot planned
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actually um potastic p i've
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we're adding each other on discord and
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stuff we should be good there
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but yeah no i didn't want to do a giant
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here f1 nn
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hope you have a great day oh yeah i
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didn't want to do a giant stream just in
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case like
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you know i'm because i'm not an mcc is
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happening right now so it's going to
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take
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like everyone away so i didn't want to
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do a big like hot tub
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today or anything super special so we're
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going to have a bit of i wanted to see
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the hot tub stream thank you for ruining
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my day
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smh so sorry i'm so sorry can i give you
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a date for it instead
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uh it should be it's either going to be
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tomorrow or the next day
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it's a sunday tomorrow we'll do it
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tomorrow plus it's going to be warm
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outside we'll do the hot tip stream
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tomorrow
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just means i gotta shower again but yeah
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so oh by the way ever dude okay everyone
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keeps saying
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i don't know why that you people would
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want this but everyone keeps asking me
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like oh everyone asks like oh you don't
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have to straighten the hair you don't
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have to straighten your hair thin
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it probably looks fine it bro looks fine
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without
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without you straightening your head no
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does it
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does it does it look fine
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does this look good to you does this
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look fine
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i'm straight out of the shower this is
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good
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really look into my eyes look into my
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eyes and tell me this is fine
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i don't feel like it's fine
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oh my god oh my life
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so good morning uh this is how i
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wake up every day hot tub here oh god
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indeed my hot tub is uh
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[ __ ]
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so this is how i get out the shower
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every day fun right
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also i'm in the pink chair because you
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know i finally moved everything over
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there we go solid solid we have bunny
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ears again
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you always look beautiful i doubt it i
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by the way this is brushed hair this is
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i brush my hair
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look it's like comb goes through this
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like nothing this is brushed hair
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it just looks like [ __ ] i so i just
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wanted to get that out the way
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because everyone always says oh you
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don't have to straighten it yes i do
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fam yes i indeed do or else it looks
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terrible so
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but there is i do have one replace i'm
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so sorry didn't get the hot tub stream
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today but you know what you do get
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damn right we're in omg it's a lady
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gremlin
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it's the lady gremlin dude what the [ __ ]
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is that moving pillow
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hello there okay cake indeed
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it's just a it's just a cake stream not
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tucked this time i see
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my dearest rose dude i don't know who is
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the thickest in the land
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um dude talking is so goddamn difficult
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i just can't do it i do i i am wearing
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at the hip pads
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see i agree i know where they are now
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actually i
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have actually found the hip pads um
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so if we ever have an outfit that
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requires hip pads
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i reckon we do i reckon we do it
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superman hey super minox hell yeah
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thanks for the five good subs
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the dick makes it cuter is that a thing
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that people say i always hear that
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online
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oh god marisa's facetiming
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air gallery like of all the paintings
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yes
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look i found the batman wow can i show
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stream
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can i show yes she's in berlin she's got
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like a little
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i took a screenshot
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right it's the berlin wall indeed
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i don't think i can hear anything you're
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saying yeah it's an
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open-air gallery and this is the batman
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wow joker batman it's a it's the wall in
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berlin you know the one that was all bad
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they have art now bye the one in berlin
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that was real bad that one time it's the
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wall remember
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the big one anyway it's a thing now
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there's art there there's batman there
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makes it good again
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oh holy [ __ ] sorry to be that guy but
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government
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includes corset or tucking ah
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interesting because the course is there
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and i was ready for it but i
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legitimately just got out the shower
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so i'm so sorry i'm very sorry holy [ __ ]
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you're a dude
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okay can i pull you is it not is it is
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it
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can you not tell like now i've got
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nothing
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like i just have air i am now a symphony
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can you really not tell
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now welcome
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welcome simp i'll i welcome you with
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open arms into the army that we've
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constructed
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no you're legit still look female how
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i don't get it how though like hecking
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really i exude feminine vibes to you
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it's the eyelashes yeah true in all
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fairness whenever i do like i'm watching
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twitch
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whenever i do like the eyelashes and
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[ __ ] it makes a giant difference but my
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god
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think about someone photoshopped me
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without the eyelashes i look like a
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gremlin
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you take away the eyelashes from that
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it's over dude
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he said the band word dude there's the
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clock right there
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the [ __ ] right there did you know
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mortal kombat is based on an
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old scandinavian
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you know what i never played mortal
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kombat you know what i played tekken i
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always played tekken when i was a kid
12:20
not mortal kombat 10 months
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finish him yeah i always i never played
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it i've genuinely i don't think i've
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ever played a mortal kombat game
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whoa look at this fucker's rig holy [ __ ]
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sorry i'm just on the front page of
12:33
twitch hold on
12:34
i'm so sorry i'm gonna send you over
12:35
here in a minute what the [ __ ] is that
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what the [ __ ] dude
12:43
the [ __ ] room holy [ __ ] hold on can
12:46
you see the pc yeah look at this [ __ ]
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what the [ __ ] is going on
12:49
god anyway sorry i just i was just on
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the front page i was like my
12:54
god what a room you're not messing up
12:57
yeah
12:57
still though anyway i played tekken me
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and my dad like my dad got at me as
13:01
when i was a kid discord notification oh
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[ __ ]
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my dad played it when i was a kid he got
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me on the ps1 or ps2 or something
13:09
and he was like don't tell your mum
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we're gonna do this
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what discord notification
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what what discord notification i'm
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confusion
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i didn't get any there was nothing i
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have nothing
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anyway uh you dummy what
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you haven't sent one oh whoops
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my bad we'll see i thought they were
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just saying like oh check your discord
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um okay oh it changed
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interesting we back
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yeah look they changed their thing
13:45
anyway three months pog
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thanks for helping me figuring myself
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out three it's not a hot tub stream
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today i'm so sorry
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i don't know why that was confusing i
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maybe should have like scheduled it
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because i didn't schedule it
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but yeah i don't know i probably should
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have
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figured that one out first it's just a
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scuff stream today so i've got hair
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straighteners and all that
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and i've got a new thing i've got hair
14:08
straighteners all that i'm in the pink
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chair so i figure that's good
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and i got a thing same company that does
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all the other things same company who
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did the thing i wore yesterday
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has this and i haven't even seen it yet
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besides just in the plastic
14:20
uh so this might be good oh [ __ ] me
14:24
there's more pieces to this than i
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thought there was
14:26
um they they i noticed that on their
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page
14:30
they had something that i didn't know
14:32
about
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and it is i saw that they had a french
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maid outfit
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and i was like what i kind of need one i
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don't have one what the [ __ ]
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and it's not the worst it's not too bad
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actually
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and then it has like a little [ __ ]
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apron and everything
14:52
so yeah we've got that and then there's
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whatever this is
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oh i don't know what this is actually i
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have no [ __ ] clue what this is
15:01
there's like a bunch of clips and [ __ ]
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various nipple clamps i assume
15:06
is this a collar i don't know what that
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is
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i genuinely don't know what it is clean
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room stream
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see that might be a possibility i'm
15:15
gonna put it over here
15:16
that might be a genuine possibility so
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i'm not sure
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the guard is ah but i don't know how it
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works though
15:23
it's garter straps do i have [ __ ]
15:27
oh god that might be a pain in the ass
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to do but i could do it
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yeah i could do it i've got like i've
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got like stockings and stuff
15:35
clips from stockings yeah keep die highs
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up
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yeah yeah i've got thigh highs i could
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work die house
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fish now fishnet ones i could be nifty
15:48
you look like a teen kylie jenner
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no no i don't no i don't at all it's a
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compliment i know it's a compliment no i
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don't though
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my god i mean thanks but i don't believe
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you
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no bulge oh gee golly yes there is
16:10
i'm trying to minimize it every time i
16:12
stand up you know how difficult it is to
16:13
wear leggings
16:14
it's hard you could do pry eyeshadow
16:17
please
16:17
i get some of that before i did like a
16:19
rainbow eye shadow thing it was
16:21
actually turned out okay i thought i was
16:22
terrible with eyeshadow and now i think
16:24
i'm alright at it after that
16:26
oh [ __ ] there we go oh [ __ ] it's been on
16:30
the entire time that's not good
16:33
whoops okay i could try and do like a
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nifty eyeshadow look is it pride already
16:38
did i know it's pride
16:42
uh teenage kylie jenner before makeup
16:44
and all the plastic surgery aren't mean
16:46
alexa how old is kylie jenner
16:50
kylie jenner is 23 years old we have two
16:53
years
16:54
alexa i i don't care about all that we
16:56
have two years
16:57
of age difference june is pride oh well
16:59
it's not pride or do it for pride
17:01
it's yeah it's almost pride okay got
17:03
some caffeine in here damn right i do
17:06
[ __ ] gamer sups baby i have red bull
17:08
i chose gamer subs because it's [ __ ]
17:10
better
17:11
other h wait
17:14
are the long hairs extensions yes
17:19
so found already okay cool so
17:22
you know you can kind of more clearly
17:23
see where the extensions start now look
17:25
let me like wrap my hair around
17:28
you got to be able to tell where the
17:30
hair extensions are now right like it's
17:31
pretty easy to tell
17:33
like they're you know the curly bits is
17:36
my hair
17:37
and the not curly bits is this
17:41
it's you know it's obvious now right so
17:43
but when you straighten it they blend in
17:45
pretty well
17:46
um like i was i asked i remember that
17:49
one clip i showed you when i was on
17:50
omegle
17:51
and there was that one guy that could
17:52
immediately spot their extensions even
17:54
though no one else could
17:55
i asked her about that and she said like
17:57
you can kind of tell if the straighten
17:59
if they're not straightened and i was
18:01
like ah
18:03
interesting but when they're
18:04
straightened they're much harder to tell
18:06
it's because my natural hair is very
18:07
different but it works even though i've
18:09
got short head because my natural hair
18:10
just straightens really easily
18:12
it gets like really straight if you do
18:14
it right i don't know how to straighten
18:16
my hair very well
18:17
so there is that um [ __ ] where is
18:21
do i have like a clip or anything to
18:22
make this easier for me
18:24
because i'm going to try and straighten
18:25
my hair there's going to be like a
18:26
[ __ ] a girl's night m
18:28
with the boys with the gamer boys
18:33
do i have one i should have one
18:37
i've got it where's my goddamn hairs
18:39
hair clip
18:41
i don't know where they are
18:45
i don't know where they are i don't know
18:46
where it is [ __ ]
18:48
that's going to be a lot more difficult
18:50
hmm
18:51
okay [ __ ] okay well i have a i have an
18:55
idea
18:56
to do it i've never done this here very
18:59
well anyway
19:00
so i've got that i've got a mirror i've
19:02
got like a hair band
19:04
and i'm going to attempt to straighten
19:05
my hair without it going badly
19:08
bob's have you seen bob's is there bob's
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in the back
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[Music]
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[Music]
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here you go what bobs where
19:38
what are you talking about i've never
19:41
seen such a thing ever
19:42
even that what what is what are bob
19:45
who's bob
19:47
[ __ ] hey emmy don't kill your hair i
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will physically
19:51
don't kill your hair i will physically
19:55
i'll just altercate you altercate
19:59
did you just use altercation in a
20:01
singular form you [ __ ] gremlin
20:04
did you see what i said sweetheart don't
20:06
call me sweetheart
20:08
all the love from saudi arabia queen
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hell yeah thank you thanks sweetheart
20:14
[ __ ] emmy [ __ ] you
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don't make me send you to jail again uh
20:20
there are better pictures out of a
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puzzle
20:21
there better be picks of this outfit
20:23
this outfit you want like a fat horn do
20:25
you want like a good
20:26
a hot girl pose that i normally do you
20:28
want me to sit there
20:30
in this it doesn't work i'm in a random
20:33
shirt that i put on after the shower i'm
20:35
gremlin mode right now
20:36
bob uh anyway i was like
20:40
casually browse bra yeah that's kind of
20:42
the point of the girl month
20:44
get some heat protector spray on amazon
20:47
thanks rich [ __ ] i will
20:48
i take really good care of my hair
20:50
weirdly hey harry
20:52
i like uh do a list every shower every
20:54
shower i do a hair mask emmy i know my
20:57
hair care i know what to do
20:59
i i protect it good however
21:04
i've got a good strainer i don't care
21:05
and people are gonna yell at me i don't
21:07
give a [ __ ]
21:09
it's fine i'm not i promise you i'm not
21:11
damaging it that bad also it's not my
21:13
hair
21:14
i can buy new stuff i want to yell at
21:18
you so badly right now emmy
21:20
emmy shush say my name wrong
21:25
thanks for the 5 donations yep thanks uh
21:28
thanks for that really helps me out
21:30
also by the way ishko i'm so sorry i
21:32
just played cow music over of what you
21:33
said
21:34
for ten dollars hey ah hey honey it's
21:37
been way too long since i've thrown my
21:38
money at you so here you go
21:39
thank you thank you thanks jessica
21:43
okay it's kind of warm in here
21:47
i'm gonna go and i'm gonna open that
21:49
window
21:50
ah i wanna give you guys a poll i'm
21:52
gonna open that window so i get some
21:54
good air in here
21:55
are you gonna stare at my ass when i do
21:57
it
22:04
yes thank you for your honesty
22:13
[Music]
22:31
thanks for being honest chat you're very
22:33
nice
22:34
thank you mission failed boys should
22:36
have lied to me
22:37
why haven't you learned should have lied
22:39
lying so much easier
22:41
oh my god you want to hear a stat that i
22:43
learned listen
22:44
how often uh on it like chat i want to i
22:47
want you to
22:48
now i know that you're very honest alexa
22:50
shut the [ __ ] up
22:51
shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
22:53
shut up
22:57
chat i want to know i want you to i need
23:00
it
23:02
i want you to be honest with me um
23:06
how are you lie i want to know if you
23:08
were a liar
23:09
and then i want to tell you statistic
23:11
are you a liar
23:12
chat would you consider yourself to lie
23:14
often
23:21
yes no no no yes yes no no no no no okay
23:24
interesting most i would say from that
23:27
70 of you are saying no and then like
23:29
maybe 40
23:30
30 of you are saying yes that 30 40
23:34
percent
23:35
are at least accurate so
23:38
let me tell you a statistic that i
23:40
learned recently um
23:43
other than white lies well same thing no
23:46
one's constructing a
23:47
barely anyone constructing fake
23:48
realities but those little lies
23:50
are what we call lies so
23:53
here's a statistic the average person
23:56
lies three to four times an hour
24:01
cool i didn't know that
24:05
but it's when i think about it yeah it's
24:07
probably right how many times does
24:08
someone ask you hey how are you doing
24:09
and you just say
24:10
fine you know that's kind of a lie right
24:12
if you're not doing okay that day or you
24:14
or you know whatever you don't talk
24:15
about it
24:16
that's a lie or like some i'm or like um
24:20
some you know [ __ ] like that right i
24:22
can't think of a thing that doesn't
24:23
count it does count and that's the point
24:25
that's the point humans are evolved to
24:27
lie and it's very interesting to me
24:29
that's statistic is a lie but if i was
24:32
just like
24:32
it was a lie we like ten times an hour
24:35
it's impossible just white lies well
24:37
yeah but that's that's a lie
24:38
right like that's what it is i don't
24:40
think lying's that bad
24:42
controversial opinion i think lying's a
24:43
good thing i think it's probably a good
24:45
thing for a lot of people
24:47
i think you could you know you could say
24:49
you could i mean usually anyway
24:52
most people don't want to know the exact
24:53
truth they don't want to know that you
24:55
hit the puppy with the car yesterday
24:56
they don't want to know
24:57
what you think i could just tell my
24:59
neighbor that should i should i tell her
25:00
i should probably tell her
25:01
now i i think it's a good thing that i
25:03
didn't
25:09
anyway let's train some hair
25:14
lying i lied then oh i lie all the time
25:17
i lie all the time
25:19
minecraft videos dude all lies
25:22
you look good today getting my stats in
25:25
early in the hour
25:26
getting my stats i get like stats like
25:30
as a as a worksheet or as you're trying
25:33
to rack up a donation
25:35
but thank you i have never lied in my
25:38
life
25:39
that's a lie that's a lie right now
25:42
that's a lie how dare you do this
25:46
you say theory man when so when you say
25:47
you're a manly man you're lying too
25:49
i am a man i'm just you would know a lot
25:53
about that your scammer get we get
25:55
scamming chat
25:56
i would listen i think i think that
26:00
maybe
26:01
though it's kind of funny right because
26:04
back in the day
26:05
i would have not on i honestly saying
26:08
i'm a manly man sounds really [ __ ]
26:09
dumb but
26:11
i would have considered myself looking
26:13
back on it a pretty
26:14
a pretty uh masculine guy you know what
26:17
i mean
26:20
what the [ __ ] is going on there hold on
26:21
i was looking at alternation
26:23
yeah i think i consider myself a pretty
26:24
masculine guy
26:26
manly man oh [ __ ] what is this
26:29
it's my your cat to become oh my god
26:33
i consider myself a pretty masculine guy
26:35
like i was like i was doing a bunch of
26:37
[ __ ] i did judo like i did martial arts
26:39
and [ __ ]
26:40
i did like uh [ __ ] vlogging to
26:42
himself three to four times an hour when
26:45
he says that he's not an egg
26:51
i was a masculine guy i was a masculine
26:53
guy i would say that i have
26:55
uh deteriorated slightly
26:58
i became a little bit more feminine over
26:59
time however
27:02
i went from basically i went from alpha
27:04
to beta and i'm fine with that
27:05
there's pride in it
27:09
i used to be uh the peak of masculinity
27:12
drumsy pretty much and now i'm just
27:15
moxie that's a joke for just emmy
27:20
anyway uh no not an egg sigma male oh
27:23
god we did that
27:24
i would i would say that's a that's a
27:26
true fact i would say that i i
27:28
i i mean like i still kind of do like
27:31
even when i was streaming when we were
27:32
doing this house i was doing all
27:34
woodworking i made me real happy and
27:35
[ __ ] using power tools there's a router
27:37
right over there i never took it away
27:39
the green box did ever say
27:41
that that green box that's there because
27:43
i don't have a shed that's just a router
27:45
that i like the last time i used it was
27:47
in this room that's why it's here
27:49
no you're a bottom i i listen
27:53
you can be um you can be a masculine
27:55
bottom
28:00
not that i am
28:04
uh you're male with fe in the beginning
28:07
my god
28:10
so expensive holy oh god wait i have now
28:13
spent over 50 pounds on four now paul
28:15
jesus what uh nail polish colors uh for
28:18
chat why did any why didn't anyone say
28:20
makeup is so expensive harley
28:22
why where the [ __ ] are you buying nail
28:25
polish though
28:26
that's like a lot of money like a lot a
28:29
lot of money
28:30
that feels like it shouldn't be that
28:31
much i think
28:34
is it that much i don't think it's that
28:36
much at all anyway
28:39
no i ever think it's expensive oh finn
28:42
thinks it's a good thing to lie which is
28:44
appropriate because we're no hes
28:46
trans by now and half the fun would be
28:50
over
28:51
i'm not trans okay my previous
28:54
statements disregarded i am not trans
28:57
and i wouldn't lie about that
29:03
i think lying's fine however in some
29:06
circumstances it isn't
29:09
most i think most of the if we lie like
29:11
four times an
29:12
hour it's it can't be bad every single
29:15
time right
29:16
like honesty is a good thing but like
29:20
if you're trying to like protect
29:22
someone's feelings
29:23
or like you know you're trying to be
29:25
nice to someone like someone asked like
29:27
how do i look today you don't say you
29:28
look like [ __ ] dude
29:30
and you can't do anything about it you
29:32
look bad you're a four out of ten
29:34
you don't say that you say you look
29:35
great you know because it's a good thing
29:37
it's a good lie
29:39
so it you know easy are you trans no
29:42
i'm not trans oh my god how many times
29:45
do i have to go through this
29:47
what is this thing done also what
29:49
happened to jessica rabbit cosplay
29:53
[ __ ] okay we gotta do that shall i do
29:55
the same so i'm getting the you know the
29:57
same thing i did with the velma cosplay
29:59
where i didn't have the hair extensions
30:00
in
30:00
and i could just do like a short haired
30:03
character or something i could do a
30:04
jessica ever cosplay and i'd wear the
30:05
wig with the short hair when the hair
30:06
extensions are out could do that again
30:08
or just have them out for like a day or
30:10
two that'd be easy
30:12
but how are you doing is not a question
30:14
it's a way of saying i
30:15
care about you don't come don't confuse
30:18
them uh
30:18
simplificate simplifications to save
30:21
time with real deceptions
30:23
try reading uh radical honestly by brad
30:25
blankton if you want to know more i
30:27
feel like it still counts i feel like it
30:29
still counts
30:30
you know but how are you doing is very
30:33
different to like
30:34
how are you today you know no one's a
30:36
genuine question and one's like
30:38
something you say on the street aiden
30:39
you know that
30:41
something you can say in like one
30:42
syllable jessica needs a wig yeah that's
30:44
what i mean i've got the wig
30:45
i own the wig i just can't really do it
30:47
with hair extensions and because
30:49
it's so much hair anyway but i do have
30:52
the wig
30:52
i do have the wig i'm just saying i
30:54
could take it out can you fix the
30:55
curtain it's annoying
30:58
no whoa
31:06
i thought i saw smoke and i got scared i
31:09
was i that was a trick of the light but
31:11
oh my god
31:12
there was like i saw smoke from outside
31:14
and i thought it was inside i was like
31:16
jesus christ it's on fire
31:20
but it's not right it's probably not you
31:23
tell me if a fire started behind me
31:27
you'd tell me
31:31
it's probably fine it's very fine it's
31:34
probably fine
31:36
it's probably no we wouldn't tell you
31:38
how did you
31:40
there's a shark on fire behind you and
31:42
guess what it gets worse
31:44
who's who's riding the shark it's a
31:46
spider it all adds
31:48
all of your fears combined to one
31:53
pride uh guys she's not a beta male
31:56
she's an alpha female
31:57
show some respect god damn right i am
32:00
god damn [ __ ] right i am
32:02
there's not a fire behind you just to
32:03
keep you up to date
32:06
can i get one person please okay listen
32:09
uh push can i can i just rely on you to
32:11
give me like
32:12
every 10 minutes an update there's not a
32:15
just updating you there is not a fire
32:17
behind you
32:19
that's what i want to know i can see
32:21
myself over there so it's fine
32:23
i'm like i'm good but it's funny
32:26
you know fire check button fire check
32:30
not a fire hell yeah doing good so far
32:33
you doing in america is different than
32:36
how are you doing anywhere else in there
32:39
world culturally the us doesn't give a
32:42
[ __ ] how you are doing it's a pleasantry
32:44
and you
32:45
well it kind of is here
32:48
but you know it's not as it depends how
32:51
you say it right
32:52
like you can genuinely ask how someone's
32:54
doing and you can or you can kind of go
32:56
you know
32:56
you do yeah how are you doing man you
32:59
know
33:00
it's a pleasantry everywhere yeah you
33:03
know
33:05
there's where's my where's my fire
33:07
update you could smell the fire though
33:08
i could see the fire i'd be able to see
33:10
it i was just concerned
33:11
it was a trick of the light though how
33:14
you doing
33:15
exactly that's a difference no so
33:18
you know a big deal
33:24
okay that's straightened pretty good
33:26
okay
33:27
is it pleasantry in the netherlands too
33:30
how are you
33:32
i think just like english-speaking
33:33
countries how are you doing just turned
33:35
into just
33:36
nothingness you know but it's not
33:39
it's not all that you're the fire damn
33:41
right
33:42
there's a fire in finn's room and it's
33:44
sitting in a pink chair
33:47
it's 8 36 and all is well but no fires
33:49
or sharks thank you
33:51
that just went right back into my face
33:52
again [ __ ] sake i need a hair clip
33:55
don't i
33:56
i need something to keep the hair out of
33:57
my like face while i'm doing this or
33:59
it's going to go badly i'm trying to use
34:00
like
34:01
this a hair band but it ain't working
34:04
no fires only spiders solid
34:10
did that work [ __ ] yeah okay
34:13
duct tape nice solid solid solid plan
34:19
sounds like you should put your hair up
34:20
into what
34:22
you know
34:31
i will now wait for the blessies
34:35
bless you thank you also today is the
34:39
perfect day to learn to do
34:41
a simple braid in your hair i kind of
34:43
agree
34:44
actually i'm kind of on board with that
34:46
thank you thank you curse you
34:48
how dare you sir how dare you
34:52
okay let's see if i can [ __ ]
34:55
okay [ __ ] it
35:02
see the rest of the hair is pretty much
35:03
straight is the thing i'm only really
35:05
working on curling like my natural hair
35:11
that's killed right that was straight
35:14
[ __ ]
35:18
that's like not gonna work is it i don't
35:20
feel like this might work too well
35:22
i'm gonna do it anyway though okay
35:27
this is [ __ ] i need to get better with
35:30
the hair thing
35:31
because i'm so [ __ ] [ __ ] at it that
35:34
like
35:35
i'm not i'm now i'm gonna annoy so much
35:37
of the audience because
35:39
the difference is i haven't grown up
35:41
learning to straighten my hair i've
35:42
maybe done it like
35:43
a few times ever so this is a skill that
35:46
i have yet to
35:46
like practice and learn and
35:50
before you start i do not learn well
35:53
from people yelling at me
35:55
yelling at me about what i'm doing is
35:57
wrong okay
35:58
that's not how people learn
36:02
that's wrong i know you're supposed to
36:04
go in like small sections
36:06
so small sections you're supposed to go
36:08
slowly
36:10
but that's too slow so i don't wanna
36:25
that was okay did i do it good did i do
36:27
it well you're doing it wrong i'm no
36:29
i know
36:33
i'm aware okay right let's compare
36:36
let's see how i did i'm gonna brush like
36:39
this bit
36:40
and see how i did did i do okay i can
36:43
already tell i haven't
36:44
because this bit is [ __ ] but like
36:47
comparatively it is better no it's
36:50
better it is better
36:51
slightly better it blends in a little
36:53
bit more
36:59
okay that did work a little bit better
37:01
now it's just this bit here
37:05
it's because like this has been on my
37:07
ear so it's like a little bit more
37:09
curled out
37:15
okay solid i think i did all right
37:18
actually
37:19
fire update hair is on fire solid don't
37:21
set the hair on fire i am not i promise
37:23
okay how good good better i think it's
37:26
better i think it's better
37:28
i think i actually did okay did i do
37:30
okay i think i did okay
37:32
compare not not bad what do you think
37:35
supposed to do it in layers i know
37:37
i know i am i haven't though i did all
37:40
right
37:41
good one person said it's okay so it's
37:43
fine
37:46
very good advice hold on let's see
37:48
honestly i like it better unstraightened
37:49
you're insane
37:51
um let's see what the advice was the
37:54
only one
37:54
the only wrong way is by not trying
37:58
how interesting how what what a
38:01
cool bit of advice so this bit of hair
38:04
is a pain in the [ __ ] though
38:06
i know it's a pain in the ass because
38:09
it's the bit that i can never like quite
38:11
get really straight out
38:14
okay hot hair is hot learn learn
38:21
oh wait i kind of did that well i think
38:25
it's a little bit wavy but it doesn't
38:27
curl inwards anymore which is all right
38:29
i guess is this good
38:32
this feels good this feels better that
38:34
felt better right
38:36
they're good solid very good advice
38:38
great
38:39
more curls make bigger bounce yeah it's
38:42
just that it's it's more that like
38:44
so this hair is the hair extensions and
38:46
they don't like just
38:47
they don't just like no hair is
38:50
straighter than you are
38:52
practice on a wig for experience holy
38:54
[ __ ] yeah let's set plastic on fire
38:57
let's sip let's put really insanely high
39:00
heat ceramic onto plastic hair
39:04
you or unless you want me to go and
39:06
spend like two grand on a like human
39:08
hair wig
39:10
just so i can practice straight
39:11
straightening hair
39:17
but yeah wakes up dude i looked up back
39:19
in the day i looked up a human hair wig
39:22
just because i was like would it be
39:24
better you know like
39:25
it can't be that much more it's that
39:27
much more expensive it's so [ __ ]
39:29
expensive
39:30
like hair extra hair extensions are way
39:32
cheaper than a human hair wig
39:34
because no one has to form this [ __ ]
39:36
into a wig
39:39
usually anyway unless it's on me but
39:42
that's why they're so much cheaper they
39:43
can just make a little bit and then
39:44
that's it but with like
39:46
human hair wigs they are insanely
39:49
expensive they're like
39:50
multiple thousands of dollars 11 months
39:53
pog
39:55
was it just me or did that sound like
39:56
really dead
39:58
11 months pug
40:01
thanks sir thanks for 11 months buddy i
40:04
don't know why the next speech kind of
40:05
went all goofy
40:06
was that just me anyway you should make
40:10
one with your own hair
40:11
now that's a good idea and then i could
40:13
sell it for two grand
40:15
oh [ __ ] oh
40:21
oh depressed text-to-speech no energy
40:24
text-to-speech
40:25
that's not a terrible idea if you needed
40:28
some quick money just sell your hair
40:33
but then again i usually never buy like
40:35
western
40:36
westerners hair because it's like you'll
40:39
charge more for it
40:41
like they're usually it's usually from
40:42
like some place in like russia or india
40:45
but apparently russia's the pike i dude
40:48
you spent like three hours sitting like
40:51
getting your hair done so i asked a
40:53
bunch of questions about it like you
40:54
know whose hair is this like do you know
40:56
them and they're like no no no we don't
40:57
know them
40:58
uh they're from like there's a bunch of
41:00
different suppliers that you can go to
41:02
the best one right now is a russian one
41:04
and then but we used to use like indian
41:06
hair
41:06
but it got like you know it's it's
41:08
apparently worse quality but the best
41:10
one
41:10
best quality is the russian hair
41:14
interesting the russians have better
41:17
hair care practices i guess
41:23
so if you need some hair
41:27
go to russia interesting
41:30
dead people hurt weirdly not i don't
41:33
know why it's like um
41:34
i think it's just like a good way to
41:35
make money over there
41:42
i wonder if it on average if the amount
41:44
of russians with short hair
41:46
is higher
41:49
why can't you do that actually i just
41:51
thought why not like every time you go
41:52
to a barbers right and you pay to get a
41:54
haircut
41:55
all that hair you could probably sell it
41:57
why don't people sell that hair
41:58
do they sell that hair no my dad's a
42:00
hairdresser i feel like i'd know if they
42:02
sell the hair
42:03
they don't sell the hair they just throw
42:04
it away why don't people sell that hair
42:07
like if you have a big haircut you know
42:14
i'm sure you have to you know get
42:15
consent and all that but like
42:17
why don't they just sell the hair like
42:19
barbers
42:22
or like the person they you could ask
42:24
them before they have the haircut you'd
42:25
be like
42:26
you know do you want do you want like 10
42:27
off and we can sell the hat
42:30
why is that man city or chelsea
42:33
god damn it do not be here asking me
42:35
football questions
42:37
football sucks and you can't prove me
42:42
wrong
42:48
i'm not personally a fan of it go watch
42:51
your real sport
42:52
go watch ninja play fortnite go watch
42:54
shroud play pub g go watch a real sport
42:56
[ __ ] [ __ ] god can you believe
42:58
these people
42:59
these zoomers they're all into [ __ ]
43:02
dumb [ __ ] they'll just watch some dude
43:04
kick a ball around
43:05
i don't get it personally i like the old
43:07
media personally i'm
43:08
a you know what happened to the old the
43:10
good old days when we watched a guy
43:12
play uh [ __ ] video games for a living
43:15
what happened
43:16
you should grow your hair to a few feet
43:18
long and then when you finally do shave
43:20
it
43:20
and make chat pra you can soften the
43:24
blow by donating it to logs for
43:26
love also if you want
43:29
wasn't there some sketchy [ __ ] about
43:30
them i'm not sure if it was specifically
43:32
them but
43:33
wasn't there some sketchy [ __ ] like that
43:35
every bit of like excess hair they got
43:36
they just made into a wig and just sold
43:38
it for a profit
43:40
like people were donating it to give to
43:42
kids with cancer or something
43:44
wasn't that a thing there was some
43:46
company that did that
43:48
was that not that it might not have been
43:50
them not to slander anyone
43:52
but it was definitely a company that did
43:54
like a hair there was like a company
43:55
that had um
43:57
a hair thing it was a thing yeah i heard
43:59
about that and i was like yikes bro
44:01
that shit's a bit scary
44:10
there's a bunch of stuff that's like you
44:13
kind of wonder like
44:14
how this [ __ ] happens behind the scenes
44:16
you know
44:17
like there's a there's like a couple
44:19
companies dude
44:20
oh my god there's a couple companies
44:24
that work really
44:24
highly with like creators and [ __ ] that
44:26
are sketchy as [ __ ]
44:28
like just insanely sketchy and everyone
44:30
wants to do something about it
44:32
like barely anyone can because they're
44:35
just too big
44:36
you know like
44:39
yeah i don't know i have one i'm gonna
44:42
do something about it but
44:44
i can't really tell anyone about it yet
44:46
it's a thing
44:47
just weird ass [ __ ] did
44:51
tana mojo fake donated to them what the
44:53
[ __ ]
44:54
how and why why what's the point
44:58
if they're bad why would you anyway do
45:00
you get stares for the hair wait do you
45:01
get stares for the hair when you go out
45:03
no not really i think like because you
45:05
gotta remember
45:06
most of the time i walk around hold on
45:07
let me show you let me grab my hat
45:33
most of the time i've got like a hat on
45:37
like this i just look like that right
45:41
like this is genuinely how i walk around
45:42
most of the time
45:44
in like a normal shirt this thing and a
45:46
mask
45:48
you know what's that to look at at that
45:50
point right
45:52
i'm just mostly covered feet feet cake
45:55
feet what the [ __ ] is going on
46:00
please we did not look at your ass
46:03
honestly
46:06
god
46:10
finn do you accept me becoming your
46:11
professional fire inspector yes i do
46:13
i'm relying on you you're the only one
46:16
keeping me safe
46:19
okay so i would say
46:26
i would say that is good enough what do
46:29
you think
46:31
i would say this is good enough for
46:32
straightened hair
46:36
what do you thunk
46:40
looks pretty good it's not like super
46:42
straightened like it was the first time
46:43
but it's like
46:45
it's not you know it's like just it's
46:48
normal it's normal hair i'd say it's a
46:50
normal looking
46:52
it looks like i haven't strained it you
46:53
could say
46:56
argan oil that is actually what i use in
46:57
my hair weirdly enough
46:59
that's my uh that's what i use in the
47:01
shampoo and conditioner
47:05
uh inside the near shoulders are kind of
47:07
curled in yeah i know
47:10
it always it always is gonna be that's
47:13
my natural hair kind of going like ah
47:14
[ __ ]
47:15
you know put the hair in a bun i [ __ ]
47:18
how do i do it how do i [ __ ] put a
47:20
hair in a bun
47:23
hair bun okay let's find out
47:26
is that like an image like a diagram
47:30
uh how to
47:33
i want to see like a diagram there's a
47:35
step there's got to be steps right
47:40
[ __ ] okay that's confusing as [ __ ]
47:44
okay so it got it's how the [ __ ] am i
47:46
supposed to do that
47:48
right they put all most of their hair
47:52
wait that looks weird half bun i don't
47:53
want that i want like
47:55
a normal one where's like a normal one
47:57
this one okay they put all their hair
48:01
and then wait what
48:05
is that true i don't [ __ ] i can't i but
48:07
that looks different to the rest of them
48:10
i'm so confused are there just a bunch
48:12
of different ways to do this [ __ ]
48:13
because i don't know what it is
48:15
there's that is that but then where does
48:18
the rest of the hair go
48:21
wouldn't it all just sag down if it's
48:23
not this exact right length
48:25
this one okay but
48:28
what the [ __ ] did they tie it in a knot
48:33
chan i'm so confused by this
48:37
chat i'm so confused by this okay
48:39
diagram
48:42
make your hair dirty step one
48:45
well i just got out the shower so i
48:47
can't do that
48:51
pull together your hair and hold it
48:53
straight up
48:54
like a lucky troll doll what the [ __ ]
48:57
twist your head down if you okay
49:00
push your hair and then what is that
49:04
wrap your hair around itself
49:08
and then [ __ ] pin it i don't have a
49:10
pin
49:12
[ __ ] has a pin who the [ __ ] has a i
49:14
don't have a pin
49:15
bro this is the hardest [ __ ] to do and
49:17
why is this like
49:20
what the [ __ ] i thought this was easy
49:23
i thought this was an easy thing to do
49:25
is this not an easy thing to do
49:28
is this not easy use a knife dude that's
49:31
[ __ ] hardcore
49:33
just you can't you like that you know
49:36
that people put that like your opinion
49:37
on
49:38
aka the lamp flies must [ __ ]
49:41
suck dude i have a i had a traumatic
49:44
experience with a moth
49:45
uh when i was walking home from school
49:46
there was like an outdoor moth
49:48
and it flew right in my shirt and i just
49:51
went
49:52
i killed it immediately but i had a
49:54
squash
49:55
moth on my shirt inside my shirt and i
49:57
was like that's [ __ ] gross
49:59
moths are [ __ ] gross they're
50:01
disgusting
50:02
they're awful and gross that's
50:04
disgusting so that was my traumatic
50:06
experience that's not smart what was i
50:08
supposed to do just let it [ __ ]
50:09
flutter around
50:10
no dead dead immediately
50:16
dude you don't you don't [ __ ] with me
50:17
i'm too cool they're so cool though how
50:19
are they cool they're nasty murderer i
50:21
don't care
50:22
try pigtails ponytail ponytails easy i
50:24
do a ponytail light all the time
50:26
i just i don't get i think it's because
50:28
of like the hair extensions the high
50:30
ponytails just don't work for me
50:32
because when you've got hair extensions
50:34
it can't like
50:35
go as far as you think it can like it
50:37
can't move as much as you think it can
50:40
panic murder yeah like what was i gonna
50:42
do i didn't stop to consider it
50:47
do a high ponytail but they suck that's
50:50
what i mean they're like really hard
50:55
see what i mean i've got this hair right
50:57
but what am i supposed to do with this
50:58
hair
51:00
because this is my natural hair and it's
51:02
not as long as
51:03
to reach all the way back there so i
51:05
can't really do much about it
51:07
but i just kind of get stuck with this
51:08
weird-ass looking
51:13
you know it could look good but i don't
51:17
personally enjoy it it just makes my it
51:19
doesn't frame my face
51:21
right you know
51:27
for the bun call ruby and ask it no hey
51:30
ruby i need you to walk a few miles
51:32
i need you to walk a few miles then
51:34
leave
51:36
hey bird looking cute as [ __ ] today
51:37
thank you joy thank you drug
51:39
put a choker on hmm
51:41
[Music]
51:43
i do have some uh
51:47
after you try a bun oh that [ __ ] i don't
51:51
have the materials i need apparently
51:53
there's like i tried to skip this
51:55
because some of them are like
51:56
like look one of them's like you need a
51:57
hairspray and [ __ ] like [ __ ] oh this
52:00
you knit dude like a hairspray involved
52:02
this is the wikihow one
52:04
like this is a hard look to pull off
52:08
you need a you need a [ __ ] comb with
52:09
a spike on the end you need whatever the
52:11
[ __ ] that is
52:12
you need a bubble i don't have one of
52:13
those you need a hair i got one of those
52:15
i have two of these what the [ __ ] is
52:17
this one up there i don't know what that
52:18
is
52:19
is that the pin because what the [ __ ]
52:22
and then they hit that's such a
52:24
difficult look to pull off
52:27
how do they do it i don't i mean i guess
52:29
i know how but like god that's so much
52:30
work
52:32
oh anyway that is a lot
52:36
anyway um i swear once i saw a moth from
52:40
hell it was
52:40
huge it was it left a huge red stain on
52:44
the walls when it flew away
52:46
oh what yeah
52:50
i think that was probably satan try
52:52
bringing her also remove
52:54
epic s p from your team it doesn't exist
52:55
anymore remove uh
52:58
i removed teen from your about it's a
53:00
bit creepy ah fair enough i'm quoting do
53:02
you know the quote though
53:03
hold on do you know the quote that i've
53:06
that my uh
53:06
my bio pages also how do i remove a team
53:09
on twitch
53:11
i genuinely haven't removed it because i
53:12
don't know how
53:14
uh can i just press leave
53:19
yeah all of these dude all these
53:20
streamers are still in it how do i just
53:22
leave a team though
53:24
i think i like that i just said yes i'll
53:26
be in it and it just happened i
53:28
don't remember selecting anything on
53:29
twitch bit odd
53:32
how to leave a twitch stream click the
53:33
avatar top right on the corner screen go
53:35
to settings
53:38
okay go to settings
53:42
channel and videos okay
53:47
scroll down until you find my teams that
53:50
doesn't exist
53:53
i think they changed it since then
53:55
there's two things this is profile
53:56
settings and social links
53:58
and that's it unless i miss something
54:03
yeah no that's not a thing anymore maybe
54:05
under something else
54:08
featured content maybe
54:10
[Music]
54:12
oh yeah okay it's under featured content
54:14
chopsticks in the hair to hold it up
54:16
oh [ __ ] this i've been i've been added
54:19
to the mcc team and i haven't done it
54:21
remove leave team oh i did it i did it
54:25
yeah i don't have any chopsticks either
54:27
i don't know how to use chopsticks i did
54:28
it i did it i did it stuff
54:30
i've been invited to the mcc team and i
54:32
never accepted it
54:34
yikes bud whoopsie should i do that now
54:38
i'm not in it i'm [ __ ] i'll i'll i'll
54:40
join it when i'm in the next like
54:42
other one good job thank you
54:46
oh my god a bun is seriously so easy
54:49
then why is there eight steps to it
54:52
what the [ __ ] and they that you need
54:54
like a bunch of [ __ ] that i don't own
54:57
there's gotta be something i'm
54:58
forgetting about like i've googled like
54:59
the wrong
55:00
thing because there's gotta be a way to
55:02
do this easier
55:08
there's gotta be i need to speak to i
55:11
need to try and find a real woman
55:14
and te and for her to tell me what to do
55:16
because
55:18
i mean they're kind of rare nowadays i
55:20
haven't heard of one existing in quite a
55:22
while
55:22
but i might need to find one like
55:25
there's
55:26
products for this like look there's
55:27
products that like product links and how
55:30
to do it easier
55:31
like that's how hard it is that
55:32
someone's created a product to help you
55:34
with it
55:35
what i am a real woman
55:39
woman women aren't real i mean there's
55:41
got to be a few left
55:42
i thought they're mostly extinct now
55:44
they've been replaced by a stealth
55:46
clones
55:50
i'm a real woman i don't believe you
55:52
they don't exist
55:53
your dad's a hairdresser i learn nothing
55:55
i learn nothing from it
55:58
get in touch with your girlfriends
55:59
millie charlie and shannon etc
56:02
get in touch with your girlfriends and
56:04
then you list three people and go etc
56:06
[Music]
56:09
not accepting that team invite is
56:11
probably why you're not in this
56:14
mcc no
56:16
it's probably it's
56:21
i didn't know this page existed whoops
56:24
i know it now though i'll join it next
56:28
time
56:30
oh god anyway uh
56:35
just try dude oh god what do you mean
56:37
just try it
56:38
like there's it's like saying it's like
56:41
just what the [ __ ] there's no like just
56:43
trying it's like
56:44
a it's a thing that i can't do right i
56:46
don't know how to do it
56:47
i'm looking at the thing and there's
56:48
like don't you need a thing
56:51
or every one of these says that you need
56:53
stuff that i don't have
56:54
like what is that like i don't know
56:55
whatever that is it's like a clip that i
56:58
don't own
56:59
like it's literally i have a hairbrush
57:01
and that's it
57:02
and i don't think you can do this with
57:03
just a hair brush
57:07
yeah like there's pins and clips and
57:08
[ __ ] like there's and there's you know
57:10
that i can't
57:11
that's not a thing i don't think i can
57:13
actually do this thing i'm very sorry
57:15
chad
57:20
am i dumb i feel like i'm dumb you don't
57:22
need all the clips and [ __ ] well i
57:23
haven't found one that you don't need
57:24
clips and ship
57:26
this one okay that bubble i don't own
57:29
that um
57:31
and then they just and then there's a
57:33
been of the band thing okay yeah no i do
57:35
okay i don't own any of every time
57:36
there's a step toward okay i don't own
57:38
any of these besides a hairbrush and a
57:40
bubble don't know what that is
57:42
okay so yeah no i can't do that one
57:43
there's none of these are a thing
57:45
no no nothing i'm done i accept the fact
57:49
that i'm i guess i think i'm dumb
57:50
there's nothing on google that says do
57:51
you have a scrunchie i do have a
57:52
scrunchie
57:54
but i don't dumpster
57:58
i have a scrunchie and have a hairbrush
58:01
but i don't have like one of those
58:02
just rings yeah i only have a scrunchie
58:05
and a hairbrush
58:08
that's all you need well i can't find
58:10
anyone that shows me how to do it
58:13
you're googling advanced buns you don't
58:16
need all this extra [ __ ] for your basic
58:18
bun
58:19
okay i'm gonna google simple hair bun
58:21
instead of just
58:23
hair bun um
58:30
that looks okay no and then they use the
58:33
and then they
58:34
now this is all the still same stuff
58:36
it's all the same
58:40
it's all like it's just this little easy
58:41
way you just use your hair clip that
58:43
everyone's got
58:49
okay is this just me or does the sec
58:51
does this just look like
58:52
garbage i know that like
58:56
she looks great she's put so much effort
58:58
into the appearance but if you cut it
58:59
off
58:59
there this looks like [ __ ]
59:03
doesn't it it likes like [ __ ]
59:07
oh god like i thought sorry i googled
59:09
simple hair but i was like okay right so
59:11
you can do it i was like all right sweet
59:13
but there's like oh my god i don't have
59:14
that i don't have that either
59:16
and then they put it they fold them both
59:17
together i was like okay this
59:19
no even the simple ones it feels like
59:21
you need different ship for it
59:24
i'm confused anyway read my donation
59:26
again i
59:27
do basic braid it's super easy um
59:32
a braid is much easier than a bun okay
59:36
braid how
59:39
to braid hair okay
59:44
step one step two
59:46
[Laughter]
59:51
okay solid uh so far so good
59:58
um
60:03
it looks like they're just wrapping a
60:05
bunch of hair i guess
60:08
bruh how is this easier they have a
60:10
whole like diagram
60:12
okay so it's
60:19
does that make sense i can't see how
60:21
that makes sense
60:22
is this how you do it no that's four i
60:25
need like
60:26
three okay three there we go oh okay
60:28
this is easier
60:29
this sounds like a perfect chance for
60:31
mother daughter bonding time or sisters
60:34
helping each
60:36
other maybe learn on the girl's day out
60:38
with ruby
60:40
i'm so confused dude braiding is easy
60:43
dude
60:44
tell me this doesn't just look like it's
60:47
i don't know what it just looks so
60:48
confusing i didn't
60:52
i think it's easy to forget sometimes
60:55
that i was i have
60:57
i have been a guy and been brought up as
60:59
a guy
61:00
up until the last year
61:04
like i haven't had all this time to
61:06
learn all this [ __ ]
61:07
how the [ __ ] do i do this [ __ ] no
61:10
interest in braiding hair up
61:11
until now apparently okay right oh so we
61:15
got to do
61:15
we just hate it when your cat wakes you
61:18
up like this
61:19
meow meow meow meow
61:36
meow
61:38
so i've got three bits of hair one the
61:40
problem is you will try unless you feel
61:43
you will succeed and you need to watch a
61:45
video
61:45
no i got it i got it okay so this one
61:48
goes oh
61:49
what the [ __ ] how are you supposed to do
61:51
this with a normal pair of human hands
61:54
what look up mom how do i on youtube she
61:58
has a good tutorial on how to braid hair
62:01
nah bro i got the [ __ ] but it just all
62:04
goes into one thing okay so that goes
62:07
over that
62:09
okay and then this one goes over all of
62:11
it
62:13
wait
62:17
wait and that goes over that
62:22
i'm lost but i did it look look look
62:25
nailed it look at this [ __ ] you're
62:26
obviously did i nail it to even attempt
62:28
i think i know there's no chance you
62:31
could ever do
62:32
one kappa reverse psychology did i
62:35
did i do it did i nail it nailed it i've
62:38
already
62:39
let go i've lost it it's probably like
62:42
one of those things that you kind of
62:43
need to get used to over time but
62:45
i think did i do it hold on let me see
62:47
how that look like
62:48
wait let me say i want to say
62:51
it goes to the middle you failed it no
62:53
no i want to see did i did anyone clip
62:55
it i kind of want to know
62:57
is it a thing yeah you did it oh great
63:02
as a woman who does a heritage i'm
63:03
physically in pain this is the first
63:05
time i've ever done my hair please
63:07
this is essentially you yelling at a
63:09
child
63:10
that if i have never done this before i
63:12
have the knowledge of hair
63:14
of a newborn baby i am [ __ ] i can't do
63:17
it i i i'm
63:18
dumb with this that's insane it's almost
63:21
like i'm new to
63:22
it i'm new to this it's almost like
63:28
okay let me see
63:31
uh
63:34
you should put your hair in pigtails way
63:36
easier dude they all end up low and they
63:38
always look like [ __ ] local can you
63:39
please stop teasing chat for content and
63:41
just watching some [ __ ] videos i'm
63:44
not
63:45
i'm just oh my god i'm just an idiot
63:49
dude
63:50
like it's just one of those things that
63:52
i can see how it's done it's just really
63:53
hard to
63:54
figure out read my message swindler
63:58
oh i'm so sorry let's see if i can dumb
64:00
this down to the scrambled egg brain
64:02
level
64:03
gather your hair into a ponytail and
64:04
twist it till it curls up like a twisted
64:06
towel
64:07
then take the end and oh wait wait i
64:10
already do that i feel like
64:12
no i do something different okay wait
64:13
this is how to do a bun
64:15
chloe says let's see if i can do this
64:16
down gather your air into a ponytail
64:20
and twist it until it curls up like a
64:22
twisted towel
64:23
okay solid
64:28
you are smart and beyond capable of
64:30
doing this
64:31
i have faith please don't give up i got
64:34
it
64:35
okay like all the way down i gotta twist
64:39
all of
64:39
it there's a lot of it bro i don't have
64:41
the [ __ ]
64:43
strong arms
64:51
how are you supposed to hold it down
64:54
how are you supposed to hold it down
64:56
though because it's just like
65:00
okay i've seen people like tuck that
65:02
under and i just [ __ ]
65:08
i can feel it unraveling oh okay
65:14
did it work did i do it i feel like i
65:17
didn't because i feel like if i move
65:19
slightly
65:20
it ain't gonna do anything uh if i move
65:23
it's gonna cut
65:24
it's camera done immediately it's
65:26
getting done
65:28
they do it i don't know how that's
65:31
supposed to be a stable solution to
65:33
keeping your hair somewhere
65:34
but i did it i did it do it tighter next
65:38
time i don't know how you do it tighter
65:41
anyway solid though lift it up that's
65:44
just not
65:45
oh yeah okay so i'm kind of confused
65:47
about
65:48
how people do high ponytails i'm not
65:51
sure if it's
65:52
i think it's because my hair is not long
65:53
enough to do it because like whenever
65:55
it's higher up my hair just
65:57
undoes at the bottom because like i my
65:59
hair isn't long enough to reach from the
66:01
bottom of my head to
66:02
up here my natural hair anyway so it
66:04
just kind of undoes itself
66:06
and it's the same thing because hair
66:07
extension is attached to your natural
66:09
hair it does the same thing so it never
66:10
works for me
66:13
because this hair is long enough but my
66:15
natural hair isn't oh no it's way long
66:18
enough
66:19
really because it doesn't reach to the
66:22
same point so it just falls down
66:23
and i've we watched videos on it before
66:26
your face is red when you laugh because
66:28
it's going like this
66:32
i don't know i've watched a video on it
66:34
and i think we tried it when i did that
66:35
when i did that one
66:36
uh because i wanted to be able to do it
66:37
i just couldn't do it because i know it
66:39
looks good
66:40
well like when we were doing we're doing
66:41
it for the ariana grande
66:43
thing the the the bunny girl one we're
66:46
like oh ariana grande always does a hair
66:47
like this so i wanted to do it
66:49
i just couldn't do it try grabbing your
66:52
hair to the crowning head that's what i
66:53
did it's just really hard thing to do
66:55
i'm not sure why it's just really
66:56
difficult
66:58
it helps to brush it up yeah we did all
66:59
of that we did everything with that i
67:01
just couldn't do it
67:02
because my hair i don't think my natural
67:04
hair is long enough
67:06
don't know it's broken i know
67:10
dodo is broken i know i don't have to
67:12
fix it maybe i should just google the
67:14
problem uh i'll enter braid hair with my
67:16
sister and i'm a guy maybe
67:18
uh guy maybe maybe not i do not know
67:22
what yeah
67:26
your extensions down from the bun with
67:28
them curled now looks absolutely fire
67:31
the new extensions down from the uh down
67:34
from the bottom with them curled now
67:35
actually
67:38
but they're not cold now no
67:42
they're like the same cool though i kind
67:44
of want to try
67:45
i do have a hair curler
67:48
aaron a grande interview when when i
67:50
become a celebrity
67:52
i do have a hair curler
67:55
we could try
67:58
when braiding your hair it's a lot
68:00
easier to use your bangs to practice
68:02
interesting interesting hmm
68:06
yeah we could we maybe could not i'm not
68:09
sure
68:10
i don't know hey you fixed the pink
68:13
chair
68:13
it's not fixed it's this is still broken
68:15
as heck but it's it's it's
68:17
keeping itself up i did the poor soul
68:20
the poor poor soul
68:24
darling i will literally show you in a
68:25
vc how to make a bun and brush your hair
68:27
i just did it i did it i don't talk
68:28
about it
68:28
i did the thing i did it i there's
68:30
nothing else i could possibly learn
68:33
i am i am the god of this
68:37
i'm so smart and clever and awesome
68:40
still i can help you more no
68:41
i'm smart now i'm cool i'm epic i got
68:44
this ship
68:45
well it looks fake yeah i did all right
68:46
i did pretty okay i think i thunk i did
68:48
good
68:51
practice your hair braid on your bangs
68:53
okay that's actually oh i'll try it [ __ ]
68:55
it it's kind of a smart idea
68:57
okay right up i'm gonna do like a little
69:00
bit of hair here
69:02
right so i'm gonna put this behind me so
69:05
i'll actually see what i'm doing
69:06
okay chat i split the thing into three
69:10
that's two hold on i can do this i
69:12
promise
69:14
okay one
69:18
two three okay
69:22
this doesn't make any sense how does a
69:23
human being hold this
69:25
and do the correct things okay let me
69:27
see i've goofed it already
69:29
[Music]
69:32
okay right so that goes
69:35
on over that way no yeah that goes there
69:38
that goes there
69:40
and then this [ __ ]
69:44
goes there and then this [ __ ]
69:48
nope
69:55
that's so hard to keep track of how do
69:58
you remember it
70:00
how do you remember it
70:03
because that's so much to remember
70:05
there's six different steps that you've
70:06
got to repeat that is so difficult
70:10
just use glue
70:15
yeah okay i got it first of all you're
70:17
gonna need superglue
70:19
fin i can teach you in vc no i know that
70:21
you could tell me exactly what to do but
70:23
there's no chance i'm remembering any of
70:25
it that's what i mean i can tell that
70:27
i'm not gonna remember this unless i try
70:28
it a ton
70:31
i think right now i look pretty good
70:38
uh middle part constantly changes
70:44
yeah but they all constantly changing in
70:46
six different directions because they're
70:48
they're trying to do all the things oh
70:49
five different [ __ ] hold on that's
70:52
what i'm looking at
70:54
it's hard uh left left
70:58
outside go left outside goes mid right
71:00
outside goes mid repeat
71:04
well then what do the other ones do
71:05
while that one's going to the middle
71:10
[ __ ] it let's try it we did this before
71:13
and everyone leaves because of how
71:14
frustrated they get with me
71:16
that's why i don't like doing this
71:21
i have learned over the years that
71:23
people don't like watching people do
71:25
something wrong
71:26
or badly okay
71:30
so i got like a good bunch
71:33
let's put that there it's like [ __ ]
71:38
right
71:41
left outside goes middle
71:45
right outside goes middle left outside
71:47
goes middle
71:50
what the [ __ ]
71:54
[Laughter]
72:03
i guess it's kind of working but not
72:05
great
72:06
it's not going well
72:09
oh god i believe
72:14
you can do it here's some incentive to
72:16
learn
72:17
i did it i think i did it i think i did
72:20
it
72:20
it just that was a terror it's so i feel
72:23
like yeah if you get your hair like
72:24
perfectly straight and stuff it's
72:25
probably a lot easier
72:27
okay i nailed it it did it's so good
72:36
just slow down and cringe less
72:40
what a good like motto for life slow
72:43
down and cringe less
72:44
[Music]
72:46
it's a that's actually a pretty good
72:47
like life motto
72:49
slow down and cringe less
72:52
that's kind of funny i'm trying to i've
72:54
been trying to think of a new bio by the
72:56
way
72:56
i need like a better twitch bio because
72:59
uh i think the meme that i'm using right
73:01
now is out of date
73:02
right now it is filled with the
73:04
exaggerated swagger of a fanboy team
73:09
but that meme has gone and passed i need
73:11
a different one
73:14
yeah [ __ ] it that's actually kind of
73:16
kind of good slow down and cringeless
73:18
actually no no maybe not slowly and
73:20
cringeless is pretty good though
73:21
um what do i oh [ __ ] i'm just going to
73:23
set it to my twitter bio
73:25
because my twitter bio is kind of funny
73:26
i like my twitter bio
73:29
okay most popular woman of all time
73:33
there we go surf changes solid hot tub
73:36
stream
73:37
what i what did i just do
73:58
fixed local fanboy mate indeed i fixed
74:01
it i fixed it i fixed it i fixed it
74:02
your future ex-wife indeed your future
74:05
ex-wife
74:09
having problems finding the hole i
74:11
always do
74:16
film without makeup looks like my cousin
74:17
does your cousin wear makeup
74:20
probably not but i'll peg i'll peg you
74:24
way better within your gf
74:26
can i put that in a twitch fire without
74:27
getting banned
74:30
can i do that because that is better
74:31
practice finding your female voice you
74:34
have to slow down and cringe less
74:36
i know it's a good bio it's a good oh
74:38
it's it's a good it's a good motto sorry
74:40
but i probably can't put the peg thing
74:42
in the bike do it nobles definitely not
74:44
i don't think i can talk about that
74:46
um shoes uh
74:49
by the way amaya i didn't have time to
74:52
thank you thank you for hundred dollar
74:53
donation
74:54
i'm trying to de-incentivize high
74:57
donations
74:58
because i want to be able to drag this
75:00
out for quite a while
75:02
i want to be able to drag that timer out
75:04
for quite a bit so you're right you're
75:06
the enemy right now but thank you for
75:08
the hundred dollars i will use it to buy
75:09
awful awful things
75:11
um like vegetables probably [ __ ] i need
75:15
to buy vegetables
75:16
every i looked in the fridge and i
75:17
wanted i like craving i wanted some like
75:19
peppers i don't know why i didn't have
75:21
any they're all i mean i do have some
75:23
they're just all gross now because i've
75:24
left them for too long
75:25
vegetables go out in like three days
75:27
it's nuts
75:30
only 17 only 1700 people yeah there's um
75:34
so basically there's a big minecraft
75:36
championship called mcc going on
75:38
so like everyone is streaming it every
75:40
person on twitch is streaming it so i
75:42
don't really
75:42
mind your buyer should be call me an egg
75:44
i'll crush your balls to establish
75:46
dominance
75:48
again i don't think i could do it i
75:50
don't think twitch will allow
75:51
any ball talk
75:57
uh only the real ones are here right now
76:01
the real sims hell yeah
76:06
chloe uh so we've covered basic french
76:08
braid twist
76:09
and twist bun what else does a
76:11
five-year-old go on there
76:13
what else does a five-year-old girl know
76:14
that we that we need to cover
76:17
are you smarter than a five-year-old
76:19
girl
76:22
no no i'm not i a five-year-old could
76:25
probably do
76:26
no no not a five-year-old i i would say
76:29
maybe a 15-year-old has a better grasp
76:31
of mathematics than i do
76:33
because i just haven't been in school in
76:34
so long doing math anyway
76:37
yeah i think that that's not it might
76:39
even be i reckon a 14 year old would
76:41
probably be better at maths than me
76:43
because i've talked to my sister who's
76:45
like 15 or so or something 15 or 16.
76:48
and she does like she she's in school
76:50
right now and she's asked me to help
76:51
with homework
76:52
and they just do the [ __ ] maths
76:54
differently hey my name's microsoft
76:57
can i crash at your place tonight
77:01
marshall doesn't crash too much edge
77:02
does but you know like um
77:05
do you grow fresh veggies no god no i'm
77:07
not insane i don't have that amount of
77:09
time
77:10
but like they do it wrong they do math
77:12
differently yeah they do they do maths
77:14
differently
77:14
like they do they figure it out in
77:16
different ways like i'll get asked like
77:17
what's
77:17
for x plus you know whatever what's 5x
77:20
plus
77:21
2x if x equals 10. and i'll tell them
77:24
what it is and they're like ah well
77:25
that's wrong because you did it wrong
77:26
but you got the right answer but you did
77:28
it wrong and like that's how they did it
77:30
when that's how they taught me
77:31
and thinking that's the wrong answer i
77:33
know the answer i just don't know how to
77:34
work it out
77:35
like that's genuinely a thing that's a
77:37
problem i [ __ ] ah anyway
77:39
there's no wrong method oh there is oh
77:41
my god there is
77:42
that was what happened in my school like
77:44
they used to you you could get the right
77:46
answer but if you didn't get the
77:48
answer worked out correctly you get it
77:50
wrong
77:52
that's how i don't know why dude that
77:54
makes no sense thinking about it again
77:56
i don't know why that's done like that
77:57
anyway
78:00
that's bull dude that's how they used to
78:01
do it
78:03
like that's how i don't know if tests
78:04
are that way everywhere it was just like
78:06
my
78:06
or just my like branch of tech like you
78:09
know
78:09
in the uk there's like each there's
78:11
there's like a company that does
78:13
the tests it's not just each school it's
78:15
like a company
78:16
but aqa or something for the uk that's
78:18
what i had anyway
78:19
for some stuff anyway but like yeah they
78:22
i don't know why i don't know if they
78:23
still do it like that but
78:25
that's used to be how it was
78:27
everything's a company indeed you live
78:29
in the uk
78:30
i do i'm from the united kingdom bruv
78:33
i'm from birmingham
78:37
i want special ed i was i was in special
78:40
ed who's ed
78:41
why is he so special he's a brummie
78:44
indeed
78:45
uh is that your hair now or wig it's a
78:47
it's now this is like my
78:49
hair kind of ish i own the hair if
78:53
that's what you mean
78:54
it's real human hair that i own but i
78:56
didn't grow it myself
78:58
someone else grew it and i stole it
78:59
strand by strand
79:01
it's hard work to get them to not notice
79:03
that you're stealing one hair at a time
79:05
but
79:05
it's a rewarding process you do get a
79:07
lot of hair at the end
79:14
how long are the extensions um
79:17
i don't know how long is this
79:23
how long how long is that hair people
79:25
have people probably know
79:26
i think that the standard measurement is
79:28
like 18 inches but it might be a little
79:30
bit less
79:32
is this it's down to like belly button
79:34
maybe a little bit about it seems you
79:36
have a big
79:36
fear of failure that stops you from
79:39
trying as a fellow dyslexic guy
79:43
i get it yeah that's a thing
79:46
i feel like everyone has a is that not
79:48
everyone that has like fear of failure
79:50
at least in a little bit away
79:52
that's the whole that's my whole issue
79:55
if there was a problem that i had
79:57
and oh my hair looked kind of good there
79:58
for for half a second when i did that it
80:00
looked pretty nice
80:02
it looks okay anyway you know my um
80:06
yeah fear of failure it's a thing for
80:08
using the less scuff
80:09
chair
80:13
yes this ski this chair is believe it or
80:15
not still
80:16
scuffed like one of these work and one
80:19
of them doesn't
80:20
every chair is scuffed a little bit i'm
80:23
doing my part
80:26
thank you very thanks for doing your
80:30
part
80:32
you don't have to be scared of failure
80:33
if you don't try exactly
80:35
it's why it was such a big deal to like
80:36
drop out of school and [ __ ] i dropped
80:38
out
80:39
i dropped out of school back in the day
80:40
because like i knew that i was gonna
80:41
fail it but i thought i could do well in
80:43
this
80:43
so i just did this well i did well you
80:45
know not street not
80:46
this but you know like uh you minecraft
80:49
youtube
80:50
online job so that was good [ __ ] you
80:53
[ __ ] you back
80:54
[ __ ] you back i'll [ __ ] you [ __ ] you
80:58
oh damn when you have a brummie accent i
81:01
do if i'm drunk
81:03
johnny sparkles like thanks for the
81:04
[ __ ] turns i do occasionally
81:07
i get a house party i i i'm full bruh
81:09
you can tell the difference
81:11
but i i don't know i've talked to a lot
81:12
of americans so i guess
81:14
my accent's become more americanized
81:16
over time
81:17
like uh finster let me look up
81:21
let me look up finster like uh [ __ ]
81:24
uh
81:25
jack manifolds from like the same place
81:29
i
81:29
am roughly not really but you know well
81:32
then you can kind of tell i guess
81:34
let me look up like my old videos my old
81:36
videos have got to be like
81:38
that's a bad video jesus
81:42
if any wait if everybody in chat donates
81:44
four dollars we can get 75
81:46
god no uh let me look at like
81:50
when was the first video where i talked
81:57
the only faction that has more players
81:59
in their own main faction but
82:01
if we do f who 4chan and look at their
82:03
description they have
82:05
you can kind of tell there you know you
82:07
can kind of tell a little bit
82:10
that's when i was like 15 mumbo jumbo
82:13
indeed
82:16
uh you should consider going back to
82:20
going back to school to get your high
82:21
school equivalent education i have a
82:24
it depends what you mean by like high
82:25
school equivalent because i do have a
82:27
high school equivalent i don't have a
82:28
college equivalent
82:30
deeper voice no i didn't i was just
82:32
mumbling
82:33
profitable and i guess fun but please
82:36
really try to learn
82:38
it will open up a whole new world of
82:40
styles for your outfits
82:42
yeah i could see that being a thing i
82:44
think i just don't style my hair at all
82:47
actually yeah it's a point i don't think
82:48
i've ever styled my hair this has been a
82:50
great
82:51
year with you oh hell yeah
82:54
thank you almost a year almost a full
82:56
year thanks for the tier 2 sub
82:58
[ __ ] god damn kevlar so here we go again
83:01
doing my part no no no no
83:02
no no i i don't need your four dollars i
83:04
i it's fine i don't need it i
83:06
i i don't need it i have a minecraft
83:08
channel it pays for everything i don't
83:09
need it
83:12
finn's gonna sound like tjf bro when you
83:14
actually dude
83:15
you know what dude the guy that did like
83:17
part of my house he was saying it like i
83:19
was talking to him about
83:20
[ __ ] it was the weirdest thing too it
83:22
was like a plumber i had him in to fix a
83:24
bit of plumbing work in the
83:25
downstairs like toilet and he was
83:27
talking about and i said he said like oh
83:29
what do you do for a living i'm like i
83:30
do youtube and he's like oh no way
83:32
the last job i did i i i went to these
83:35
two blokes house
83:36
and they said they did youtube as well
83:38
that's really interesting they make a
83:39
lot of money apparently
83:40
at a big house and i was like that's
83:43
interesting were they in birmingham and
83:44
there and he was like
83:45
yeah and i was like was one of them like
83:48
a
83:49
blonde headlock
83:54
doing a part [ __ ]
83:57
okay oh [ __ ]
84:04
oh god thank you you will park chat
84:07
thank you together strong pog i guess oh
84:11
[ __ ] god this is kind of
84:14
holy [ __ ] we're almost at 10. ah okay
84:18
well that's good i guess thank you
84:20
thanks guys that's really nice of you
84:26
um sorry and i was like oh was that
84:30
[ __ ] i can't get over sorry thanks for
84:32
150 dollars [ __ ] help
84:34
no mercy um
84:38
but yeah i asked like oh he's one of the
84:39
one of those guys what was
84:41
one of them like was one of them like a
84:43
blonde haired white guy and one of them
84:44
was a black guy and he was like yeah
84:46
that's
84:46
yeah yeah it is do you know him and i
84:48
was like
84:49
did they say their name was something
84:51
similar to like tgf bro
84:52
[ __ ] oh almost a funny number as well
84:56
[ __ ] and they was like yeah that's
84:58
interesting i went you met
85:00
my plumber is the same plumber as tgf
85:02
bro basically we have the same plumber
85:04
that is our mutual connection also we
85:06
have the sanctuary
85:09
that is the part of dyslexia that is
85:11
holding you back
85:13
everyone has a feel of fear of failure
85:15
but not for the little things like doing
85:16
your hair or silly things like a girl
85:18
voice that's what
85:19
is this like i don't think dyslexia is a
85:21
part of doing the whole please stop
85:22
don't donate to me
85:24
i can't take it has the opposite effect
85:26
of
85:27
what you want doing the whole please
85:30
stop
85:30
don't donate to me i can't take it as
85:32
the opposite
85:33
[Music]
85:34
that's for me i'm trying to think about
85:36
it alexa turn off of his lights
85:41
nope there's a fan too loud in the
85:42
background she didn't hear you she
85:44
didn't hear not my voice
85:45
40 oh [ __ ] well well done to the moon
85:49
thin coin is here it's growing
85:52
rapidly
85:55
oh my god part thank you thanks it's
85:58
great
85:58
um yeah there's the thing is if i start
86:01
saying oh thanks and encouraging it then
86:03
it's encouraging and if i say
86:04
if i don't say anything and it's
86:05
encouraging it if i say if i say stop
86:07
then it's encouraging it
86:08
everything's [ __ ] encouraging oh my
86:11
god
86:12
thank you everyone missed it
86:19
uh why don't you upload more i'm tired
86:21
of date waiting days for uploads and if
86:23
because your video takes so much time
86:25
i should let your subs on twitch help
86:26
and play with them
86:30
what how would they help me record a
86:34
video
86:36
thanks seems to go strong hell yeah
86:37
thanks for the twenty dollars man thanks
86:38
man
86:39
i come on chat i believe enough let's
86:41
hit the skull guys
86:42
we got it it ain't [ __ ]
86:57
[Music]
87:00
fine then i'm doing my part it's been a
87:02
while anyways love you
87:10
okay okay
87:12
[Music]
87:16
how are you doing i'm doing great oh my
87:18
god
87:19
don't worry you do not fail at passing
87:21
that's great you know i don't think i
87:23
could really help
87:24
because basically what takes such a long
87:25
time is the editing and recording
87:26
process and no one can really help with
87:28
that my god
87:29
edgar yo sexy vibe doing my part simp
87:33
together strong
87:35
sexy b i b doing my part doing my part
87:40
[ __ ] strong oh yeah okay yeah no you
87:43
can't really do it need some more video
87:44
chat
87:44
yeah no it's it's just an editing thing
87:46
like if i if i hire an army of editors
87:48
it would be
87:49
it would be more like money and time
87:51
than it's worth
87:52
and also there's there's an amount of
87:54
work that i don't want to do please
87:55
clarify what your pronouns are
87:57
he him i don't care i i go by he here
88:01
most of the time but we're doing a go
88:03
month goal right now so that means i'm
88:04
doing uh you can call me [ __ ]
88:06
whatever call me
88:07
him i don't care i don't you couldn't
88:09
offend him
88:10
so ghts
88:16
i don't know why i didn't read it out
88:17
right but still
88:19
um oh we have a thing
88:23
this brown is a ham but he doesn't
88:24
really mind what pronouns you use
88:26
exactly
88:27
call me she call me he i don't care um
88:33
rights only typing autocrat yeah
88:37
so it's like sheesh pronouns indeed
88:40
call me ish no no um
88:43
[ __ ] what was i saying yeah no the
88:45
basically what takes so long with videos
88:47
for the for the live channel we just had
88:49
in it if you don't know uh
88:51
the editor of the channel just quit uh
88:53
so we're finding
88:54
a new editor for that uh we found a
88:56
couple we're just trying them both out
88:58
my god
89:08
okay
89:11
thank you why it's [ __ ] god
89:31
dude the [ __ ] god
89:44
wait how does a trans person well hey
89:47
uh how does a trans person someone they
89:50
them
89:51
i feel like i'm reading that wrong am i
89:52
being dumb or did that make no goddamn
89:54
sense
89:55
and all acknowledging the donor will
89:56
just make us don't know more okay
89:58
no more acknowledgement i will not even
90:00
i'll not even look at it
90:02
uh i can only say my catchphrase used
90:04
over and over again indeed
90:06
i don't know what you meant by that eden
90:08
uh how does it wait
90:09
how does a trans person someone they
90:12
don't why what the [ __ ]
90:14
i don't know what you mean how does a
90:16
trans person kill someone
90:18
they they slashed them oh funny well
90:21
done well done
90:22
all done well done they slashed them
90:26
well done
90:26
you didn't include the thing of kill
90:28
them he misspelled it the first time he
90:30
put him
90:31
he left the word out of his copy paste
90:35
that's pretty funny here's a part
90:39
it should be non-binary it'd be more
90:40
accurate it'd be more it'd be more
90:42
accurate actually
90:43
if it was non-binary did anyone just
90:45
hear that noise that's crazy
90:47
never heard of it i doubt it felt i i
90:49
must have heard something and i don't
90:50
know what it was
90:53
hey rose i broke my bed today can i
90:56
sleep in yours
90:57
also together what the [ __ ]
91:01
did you guys hear that too i didn't hear
91:03
what the [ __ ] that was
91:05
[Music]
91:08
whoa crazy
91:12
sorry i'm too i'm too busy reading chat
91:15
and not looking at anything else
91:17
the spider's talking indeed it's the
91:18
fire that's going on
91:20
[Music]
91:23
adoring fans and still finding a way to
91:26
complain about it
91:33
i can't hear anything i can't hear a
91:35
thing
91:36
um my part
91:50
um ah stayed up all night
91:54
trying to fix my sleep schedule feeling
91:57
tired i can hear noise but i don't know
92:01
where it's coming from dude there's a
92:02
spider injury how dare you
92:05
all right fire check all good solid
92:10
i i don't know what's happening what
92:12
acknowledgements that you aren't
92:14
acknowledging
92:14
and them encouraging i can't not
92:16
encourage them
92:20
thank you holdings thanks for the
92:21
hundred dollars [ __ ] sake
92:25
ah thank you for the thanks for the
92:27
donations guys
92:28
you're very nice very very epic i will
92:31
now acknowledge you
92:32
as the previous tactic has proved to not
92:34
work as well
92:35
um there's a shark on your chair i'm
92:37
sure
92:39
no acknowledgement finn is a perfect
92:42
dono
92:42
wall
92:50
it's clearly not working very well the
92:52
tactic didn't work
92:54
my bed is not broken but maybe we can
92:56
make yours broken tonight
92:59
oh [ __ ] i want to go back to ignoring
93:01
them
93:03
mustache
93:06
your mustache your poor credit card
93:08
company
93:09
what was your comment about the chances
93:12
of this one getting hit rose
93:15
exactly what i said was the last to the
93:17
last one i said there was 50 50 chance
93:19
and that we wouldn't hit this one
93:21
i was i was dead set on that we wouldn't
93:22
hit this one and i'm still
93:24
is there smoke coming from your air
93:26
conditioner duh
93:29
there ain't you're lying to me
93:32
there ain't there isn't any there's no
93:36
smoke coming from the air conditioner
93:37
it's fine
93:38
guys my fire check bill donated thank
93:40
you bill gates
93:42
finally we've we have a real billionaire
93:45
let's get it
93:45
no no no no no go inspect it
93:49
mustache i'll write your name on the on
93:51
the uh on the fire hazard give me a
93:53
second
93:53
sorry chat just um oh what's this
93:59
is that a fire i see in front of me
94:01
because you are smoking
94:03
also symptoms together strong feet oh
94:06
god
94:07
see i i [ __ ] hide my i hide my
94:09
[ __ ] ass and then you
94:10
i hide my ass you still go off to the
94:12
feet you trans i'm not trans
94:14
i'm a regular uh stand up gentleman a
94:17
member of the general
94:18
language from now
94:22
i don't know any sign language i don't
94:24
even know any sign language i think i
94:25
know j
94:26
like the letter j and it's like that
94:30
is that true in sign language why not
94:33
talking i'm so sorry i was supposed to
94:34
wear in the corset i kept
94:36
meaning to but still i haven't mustache
94:39
hasn't asked me for anything specific
94:40
yet
94:43
mustache hasn't asked me for anything
94:44
for the thousand dollars so it's fine
94:46
i think like after after a certain point
94:48
of donations you kind of get to just
94:49
make random demands
94:50
penguin heart finney please give me
94:53
snuggles
94:55
hell yeah i you you're entitled to
94:57
snuggles i promise
94:59
okay i'm gonna do a little bit of makeup
95:04
uh paypal is crapping the bed right now
95:06
wondering what's going on
95:07
poor paypal dude i wonder if they're
95:09
gonna call me up and ban me again
95:11
there's still dude i think there's like
95:13
in the last paypal account they locked
95:15
out of like four grand and i've just got
95:17
to wait for that to be returned to me
95:19
because paypal kind of suck uh
95:22
i never got to make random demands i
95:24
wait i kind of did yeah you did
95:26
her bed toys you ignore me on skyblock
95:29
sir i want to help you out get to a
95:30
billionaire
95:31
i i oh yeah that's the other thing sorry
95:33
if you want if you i i don't usually
95:35
love that
95:36
like uh i if if if i had a youtube
95:40
series where i was like
95:41
just trying to become like the top
95:42
island then someone was just like oh
95:44
okay here you go
95:45
there's no fun in it right it's a game
95:47
i'd rather have fun playing it instead
95:48
of just someone give me everything
95:53
so i usually just like if someone pays
95:54
me like an obscene amount of money like
95:56
in between like a cut
95:58
like sometimes i'll cut the video and
95:59
then when i'm supposed to be back
96:00
someone will like randomly pay me
96:02
i'll just pay it to like i'll hold tab
96:04
and just pay it to a random person
96:05
just so there's like consistency and
96:07
stuff and it's just more fun that way
96:10
you know and they're not some random
96:11
person i get to just give the money to
96:13
it so much more fun
96:14
anyway banana bread at work today dude
96:17
how are you
96:18
how are you i have a grand locked in a
96:21
paypal account from three months ago
96:22
[ __ ] people on them enough like yeah
96:24
dude it's because everyone's so like
96:27
cautious to use any software like that
96:29
like
96:29
nothing's ever worked out like no
96:31
company after paypal has ever worked
96:33
just because everyone's so [ __ ] they
96:36
don't want to trust anything
96:38
else like paypal is unironically a
96:41
terrible company but everyone still use
96:42
them but just because they're well like
96:44
known like everyone has a paypal yeah
96:48
stripes good yeah but like no who has a
96:50
stripe i don't have a stripe
96:52
you know everyone has a paper that's why
96:56
i don't even know what to do with my
96:57
billions i get a lot of people i
96:59
uh i gave a lot of people i'm on is top
97:03
as well i just don't know what to do now
97:04
we're going to be working on that on the
97:05
reset there should be a lot of stuff to
97:07
spend money on
97:08
on the next reset friend game stuff
97:10
grateful to your donators
97:14
oh [ __ ] rose to be a good eagle you have
97:16
to follow the example of the other
97:18
queens and be grateful to your donators
97:20
amaranth writes people's names on her
97:21
body
97:22
and you're just giving us the middle
97:23
finger we have feelings too you know
97:25
penguin snuggles finney
97:27
penguin iv had a bad day
97:31
but um yeah we've got like um
97:34
we've got ideas we have ideas we have
97:36
plans
97:39
okay there we go um
97:45
what you're asking is in the works a hot
97:48
tub stream is in the work
97:50
or i could do the same thing hey bruh
97:52
how about you don't ignore this message
97:55
if you don't want to not hit the donor
97:57
goal
97:59
i just i i haven't ignored it now
98:09
okay solid i need like the hairband
98:11
though to be honest with you
98:12
where's my hairband where did i throw it
98:15
there it is
98:17
hot tub stream let's go it'll happen i
98:19
promise you it will happen
98:21
i'm just like weird about it
98:24
it's in the works i've got it i've got
98:25
it done it should be like today oh sorry
98:27
tomorrow or the next day definitely then
98:32
you don't need an account with stripe to
98:34
use it ah
98:35
that's odd that's kind of cool i guess i
98:38
think we allow stripe payments on the on
98:40
the
98:40
on the minecraft server but like it's
98:42
just like a thing of just it's what
98:44
everyone uses so we just use that you
98:46
know
98:48
but please turn off the fan i'll make it
98:52
quieter
98:52
ah so the first time someone has
98:55
complained about it okay so now i know
98:56
that i was giving a little bit of a test
98:58
run
98:59
i can actually just turn it off fun fact
99:02
let me show you
99:04
fembot says hot tub stream is tomorrow i
99:06
will it is louder today oh
99:09
interesting so let's try something
99:17
much better hey nice solid solid and
99:19
good
99:21
isn't it weird i possess this i this
99:23
this
99:24
ability
99:30
smart
99:33
rtx voices it really is the only time it
99:36
[ __ ] up is like
99:37
okay everyone i'm very sorry
99:40
this is gonna hurt a little bit your
99:42
poor ears it might goof up
99:43
i'm not sure if it will but that might
99:47
have
99:47
sounded [ __ ] awful in um in that
99:54
voice doesn't do a really good job with
99:55
yelling seven months pog
99:59
it always clips no no
100:02
it should have sounded a bit weird
100:03
though you went way over its limit
100:05
see what i mean um we could
100:08
bring the noise removal down a little
100:10
bit but i'm not sure if it's any better
100:12
i kind of want to boost the mic audio
100:14
but
100:17
i don't know i mean i can hold on
100:24
there you go what's that like it should
100:26
be a little bit louder now
100:28
not a lot but a little bit
100:32
better solid i missed the fan
100:37
then it's too quiet now wouldn't that
100:39
have been better is it better it should
100:40
be louder now it should be a lot louder
100:42
now
100:43
or a little bit louder it should be
100:44
louder good alexa turn off office light
100:48
please
100:49
oh she heard her name and then she went
100:51
away that's interesting
100:53
too quiet hmm
100:59
you know it is kind of cold in here
101:00
island hold on fans back
101:05
and i'm staying sitting because [ __ ] you
101:07
[Music]
101:10
okay in a second it'll go away
101:16
beautiful quiet silence can't hear
101:18
donations i can
101:20
just wear socks dude i don't have any
101:22
socks i have some sandals
101:23
who wears just like who who puts on
101:26
clothes while they're in the house
101:28
when alone in the house what's the point
101:31
uh had a bad day please let the what the
101:33
[ __ ] is that email
101:34
i don't know
101:35
[Music]
101:38
yo let's try a math question what do you
101:41
get if you put 420 and 69 together
101:45
im not good with numbers but it sounds
101:47
like a good time
101:49
sounds nice i don't know what you get
101:51
but it sounds fun
101:54
i don't know either alexa
101:58
fart i don't have an answer for that
102:01
alexa font
102:04
i don't have an answer alexa font
102:08
i don't have an answer for that this
102:10
dumbass little [ __ ] hold on one sec i'm
102:11
gonna quickly like
102:12
i'm gonna quickly do something
102:16
[Music]
102:36
[Music]
102:48
[Music]
102:55
the fart thing [ __ ] it was taking too
102:58
long that's upsetting
103:00
that's really quite upsetting actually i
103:02
can't do it
103:03
oh [ __ ]
103:07
i'm back my god hello boys
103:11
your favorite boy is back
103:15
oh my god okay sorry
103:19
oh my god no fart unfollow i'm so sorry
103:23
i confer but alexa can't see
103:26
as we all know girls don't fat
103:30
but i'm not a girl
103:34
so there is that you've been working on
103:37
those guys
103:38
penguin algae dude i don't know if i'm
103:41
allergic to something
103:42
but every time like just in the morning
103:45
or whatever
103:46
like i always get all [ __ ] shitty
103:48
like all like sneezy i don't know why
103:50
hey fever
103:51
i don't have hay fever fever fever fever
103:53
fever fever
103:54
because i took a thing for it and it
103:56
didn't make anything any better and i've
103:58
never had it ever before in the summer
104:00
time or anything like that
104:01
it's just every morning every morning no
104:02
matter when it is so i think i'm
104:04
allergic to something that i don't know
104:05
about maybe dust
104:07
something dumb even sneezes like a girl
104:10
how is that
104:10
a girly sneeze i don't think that's a
104:12
girly sneeze
104:15
i think my sneeze is a substantial
104:18
masculine
104:22
i think i got a pretty normal man sneeze
104:28
alexa turn off office lights
104:33
is this what you wanted to be plunged
104:35
into darkness
104:37
alexa set off his lights to 100
104:42
okay you wanted darkness you got it
104:50
you win
104:57
what the [ __ ] oh my god i feel like
105:00
nasty
105:06
okay
105:14
solid there
105:16
[Music]
105:18
solid archangel here any people
105:21
box opening soon oh i do have po boxes
105:27
no no like it wouldn't be a big one
105:28
though but i do have po boxes downstairs
105:31
i don't know what's in there oh i guess
105:33
obviously but yeah any idea why
105:35
tts is brokey
105:40
do you actually i don't know why any
105:41
idea why it's broken no i have no
105:43
[ __ ] clue
105:45
i don't know why but streamlabs just
105:47
doesn't like me i've restarted
105:49
streamlabs op used as administrator
105:51
restarted my whole pc uninstalled it
105:53
reinstalled it just broke it
105:55
i don't know what it is
105:59
it can't be a setting that i've changed
106:00
because nothing changed stream to stream
106:08
stream just like decided to stop working
106:10
for me i'm not sure if it's a reported
106:11
problem anywhere else i haven't looked
106:13
into it annoyingly
106:17
but i haven't looked into it so there's
106:20
probably a reason that i just don't know
106:21
about
106:24
check mustaches don't eyes you're all
106:26
pissed and cry dude i'm so sorry
106:30
he said tts please please get finn to
106:34
read my last donation i'm so sorry
106:36
um okay it was
106:39
funny you literally don't don't know all
106:41
my chat messages
106:42
okay dobby you can always just assume uh
106:45
you can always assume caddies and choker
106:47
when i
106:47
when i big donors okay alexa turn off
106:50
his lights off
106:53
no i didn't know you that time i don't
106:56
know why you're trying
106:57
she didn't hear you this time she's got
106:58
nothing she's a big dumb dumb
107:02
[ __ ] them cat girls oh what you always
107:04
want a cat girl
107:08
oh i just thought that could make this
107:10
look a bit better watch this okay hold
107:11
on
107:12
you know what you have a good you have
107:13
good taste you have good taste i'll give
107:15
you that
107:19
so that is actually that that does
107:21
actually look better [ __ ]
107:23
you actually have a good you actually
107:24
have a good idea of what looks good
107:28
oh god you just came i gotta blow my
107:30
nose holy [ __ ] hold on let me blow my
107:31
nose real quick
107:33
i don't wanna be gross give me a second
107:36
i'm going to blow my nose one's like
107:51
what the [ __ ] is that noise that's just
107:53
the noise i make when i fly my nose i
107:54
don't know what you're talking about
107:57
you know just gotta pull the creatures
107:59
out of it gotta blow all the creatures
108:01
out of my nose
108:03
i was like me again
108:21
there we go dude
108:24
blue nose amazing
108:29
um what sounded like the one from last
108:32
hours what the [ __ ]
108:33
sounds like the one time oh my god
108:37
nasty [ __ ]
108:41
okay
108:45
okay solid solid solid fin you're doing
108:48
great
108:49
solid sometimes you just gotta hype
108:53
yourself up you know
108:56
adulthood is a series of just hyping
108:58
yourself up
109:01
oh god that's a long one how do i how
109:03
much do i have to spend here for a day
109:05
of snuggles with finn i'm willing to
109:07
spend
109:07
an amount of money money my accountant
109:09
would call a dangerous irresponsibility
109:12
dangerously irresponsible well
109:15
probably a lot
109:19
also i cannot promise you a single thing
109:21
there is no
109:23
i would never really sell my irl
109:26
irl snuggles i'm so sorry
109:30
virtually though we should do a vr chat
109:32
stream at some point i really want to
109:34
it's just always chaos and i can't like
109:36
control the stream
109:38
so it's so hard to do stuff like that
109:39
but one day if we can figure out a good
109:41
way to do a vr chat stream
109:43
i will sell you virtual cuddles we will
109:46
do virtual cuddling session with chat
109:49
that sounds kind of fun
109:53
yeah that actually sounds like a good
109:54
idea i know emmy streams vr chat and it
109:56
kind of works out for her
109:58
but then again you've got to be prepared
109:59
for people to say [ __ ] anything
110:01
the one thing i've realized is that i
110:03
think i'm in a bit of a bubble
110:05
on the internet where no one says alexa
110:08
relax or relax or relax alexa alexa
110:10
alexa alexa alexa alexa alexa alexa
110:13
alexa alexa
110:15
alexa alexa alexa alexa alexa alexa
110:18
alexa alexa alexa alexa alexa alexa
110:21
alexa alexa alexa
110:25
alexa no it still works no never mind
110:28
didn't work
110:29
i was watching it see if it did the only
110:31
times what you've said before it
110:33
sometimes turns it on but it doesn't it
110:34
cuts it off immediately after it hears
110:36
what you say so
110:40
maybe it's some i don't think it's the
110:41
alexa bit that's broken i think it's the
110:43
other bit
110:45
lexor lexa
110:49
that picked it up
110:52
lexor lexa
110:55
it's only if you say alexa interesting
110:57
lexor doesn't work
111:00
so sorry i'm just wasting a time now her
111:03
precious valuable time
111:06
lex luthor if i say lex luthor fast
111:10
enough to reckon i'll pick it up
111:12
it picks itself up with nothing
111:14
sometimes just genuinely not even
111:15
anything close to
111:16
to its name so i honestly feel like it
111:20
kind of could
111:21
if it really wanted to listen for it but
111:24
i think when you first set it up you do
111:25
a bunch of stuff that's like it shows it
111:28
how you say words so it can like let's
111:31
say if you've got an accent right it can
111:32
still pick up that you're trying to say
111:34
alexa
111:36
but how about head pads virtually yes
111:40
virtual head pats and snuggles are on
111:42
the table but not now
111:45
uh did you get laser head i didn't i
111:48
have not
111:49
but it's still also it's ipl i think
111:52
someone asked me about it on reddit
111:53
by the way fun fact i've started
111:55
responding to reddit comments and [ __ ]
111:57
or reddit posts
111:58
so that is also a thing uh
112:02
you fade this what the [ __ ] you're from
112:04
the same part of england as stickman
112:05
like i don't know who that is
112:08
i've heard the name though you're so
112:11
precious when you
112:12
smile uh
112:17
my god chat's nuts okay
112:22
you so [ __ ] precious one you smile
112:27
mary poppins guy oh wait i've never seen
112:30
married [ __ ]
112:33
uh yeah i know i don't know i've never
112:35
seen
112:36
i think i might have when i was a kid
112:37
but i've never seen it i don't remember
112:39
any of it
112:41
dude were you ready at 47 i gave you 4k
112:43
of it it's fine
112:44
like there was like four almost 5k
112:48
written off so it doesn't technically
112:49
count so
112:52
i'd say it doesn't technically count
112:59
you so [ __ ] precious when you smile
113:06
hit it from the back it drives you wow
113:15
need like cat paws next you know
113:24
okay
113:26
uh give us 4k please more please what oh
113:30
gave you 4k like we gave well you gave
113:32
me 4k and i added it to the thing when i
113:34
shouldn't have
113:35
it didn't technically mean it it didn't
113:37
count for it but i still put it on there
113:39
because i was
113:40
a nice guy i'm a nice guy you can trust
113:42
me i'm a nice guy you know
113:44
but i gave i put it on there i gave it
113:47
you i
113:48
hold true to my statement i i gave it
113:49
you check
113:51
free money basically yeah no it's fine
113:54
you gave me it and then i gave it you
113:55
back
113:57
4k camera please this is a 4k camera
113:59
interestingly enough
114:00
it's why it's so crisp and clear
114:04
i think even though i'm sending it out
114:07
in 1080p
114:16
[Music]
114:20
um go look at a really light amount of
114:23
contour though
114:33
okay my impromptu makeup tutorial
114:40
jawline bad wanna minimize jawline
114:44
what the [ __ ] have i done here goddammit
114:48
i accidentally got some [ __ ] uh
114:50
concealer on my
114:52
neck
114:56
[ __ ] what did i do there i'm a dumbass
114:59
that's fine
115:00
anyway my first time catching you live
115:03
is friends so hot
115:04
ah god i really need to pre-read
115:06
donations i feel like
115:08
i really need to start doing that i'll
115:09
just start reading one thing because it
115:11
sounds nice and then i'll just
115:12
stop yes beat the devil out of that
115:15
brush bob ross will be proud
115:16
indeed where's a good brush i can do
115:19
that too this one
115:20
[ __ ] the
115:24
[Music]
115:28
it's not gonna be healthy for the brush
115:31
there's no way that's good for it
115:33
it's so interesting to watch because i
115:34
do i do opposite makeup to look mask
115:36
ah i don't know
115:39
i don't you know what i don't have any
115:41
grasp on makeup to look masculine
115:43
what do you do to look masculine
115:48
i guess you do like
115:54
what do you do to look masculine i don't
115:56
know
115:59
just remember we're almost at 50 and
116:01
it's only been three streams
116:03
well it's um
116:06
but it's i disagree it's if you take
116:09
away
116:11
4 000 which would be 8 000 alexa
116:14
what is the percentage of twenty [ __ ]
116:17
never mind
116:18
what is the chat what is the percentage
116:19
of eight thousand
116:21
over twenty thousand
116:25
alexa alexa eight thousand over twenty
116:28
thousand as a percentage
116:31
two fifths wait alexa uh eight thousand
116:34
over twenty five thousand as a
116:35
percentage
116:37
eight twenty fifths as a percentage is
116:39
thirty two percent
116:40
thirty 32 okay you're 32 of the way
116:43
through
116:45
so keep that in your mind you know
116:47
that's how much we have done in three
116:48
streams
116:49
not 50 so how dare you dolly
116:54
how dare you do maths wrong i'm smart
116:56
math boy
116:58
you're not smart math boy matthew
117:00
matthew [ __ ] yeah thanks for the gifted
117:02
stuff
117:02
thanks for the sub oh my god
117:07
yeah [ __ ] i holy [ __ ]
117:14
like oh what the [ __ ]
117:22
dude sometimes like um
117:26
your you know how your eye just
117:27
sometimes itches and [ __ ]
117:29
like for not really any reason but your
117:31
eye just will sometimes just itch
117:33
and you just rub your eye you can't do
117:35
that with fake eyelashes
117:36
you gotta do this weird [ __ ] what i'm
117:38
doing now or just like
117:40
oh you can't rub the fake ashes or else
117:42
it'll be goofy
117:44
so you gotta do this so you don't goof
117:46
anything up plus i'm wearing makeup it's
117:47
the worst
117:48
it's so difficult to do it's so annoying
117:53
it's the only thing about fake harsh is
117:55
that dudes just suck and they just
117:57
happen
117:57
i don't know weird thing weird weird
117:59
champ
118:02
just realized i'm subbed oh yeah
118:04
probably got like a primary gifted
118:06
sick okay let's do like nose contour
118:08
then
118:09
i'm almost done with that i hear the
118:10
brummy accent coming in there it is
118:12
there it is
118:13
spider alert where's the spider
118:17
[ __ ] i hate that i hate that suddenly
118:19
everything becomes itchy i don't like it
118:21
not fun
118:26
[Music]
118:31
oh no don't mean we could reach the goal
118:34
in nine streams without the 4k
118:36
things aren't linear no no that works
118:40
also nine streams that's a lot of
118:42
streams
118:45
that's a stream every three days which
118:47
is yeah
118:50
oh i might be right about this
118:58
oh look at that
119:04
i'm moving my lip anyway uh okay
119:10
oh no he's beginning to believe i'm
119:12
beginning to believe that i might we
119:13
might
119:14
i might be correct i might not have we
119:16
might not hit the goal
119:19
how often do i normally stream
119:25
oh oh yeah thanks thanks for the ride
119:27
man uh
119:28
what do i normally what do i normally do
119:30
well how oft two times a week
119:35
that's less than nine so
119:38
hmm interesting
119:44
interesting
119:50
so you're below target
119:53
i think i'm right about this if my maths
119:56
is right i think i'm good right
120:05
i think my math is good
120:11
looks close indeed it is it is indeed
120:16
looks close indeed friend indeed indeed
120:23
correcto mundo
120:38
hmm
120:40
you know what's like an underrated thing
120:43
about like
120:44
cross-dressing and [ __ ] or at least like
120:46
something people don't think about as
120:48
often as they should
120:49
when they're trying to is you gotta be
120:52
out of oh god
120:53
you're cute thank you thanks for 10
120:56
a good tip that i have is you've got to
120:58
learn to pick out parts of your features
121:00
that are masculine and
121:01
ones that are more feminine like for me
121:04
i know
121:05
my like pretty feminine
121:08
jaw potentially a little bit more on the
121:11
feminine side
121:12
but i know that my nose isn't so that's
121:15
one of the things that you need to learn
121:17
about
121:18
and something a lot of people don't
121:19
think about a lot i think people just
121:20
have it in their head you got to do
121:22
these simple steps
121:23
like you got to be able to pick out
121:26
parts of your face that aren't more
121:28
feminine and more masculine
121:30
the skill that you got to get i guess
121:32
but not too hard
121:34
but before you can start like learning
121:35
how to do the makeup for it you're going
121:36
to want
121:37
to focus on and then oh god an
121:40
interesting time
121:41
don't go out anywhere
121:44
uh what would you do on girl month if
121:46
you're not if you're not going to stream
121:48
i mean you don't go out anywhere
121:49
i'm
121:53
i don't i go out just not tons
121:57
what's this one dolly
122:02
why the [ __ ] if it's
122:05
jesus christ if it's not lionel what's
122:09
this
122:10
also rose uh are you a library because i
122:12
want to check you out
122:13
what the [ __ ] what do you mean if it's
122:17
not liner what fifty percent oh [ __ ]
122:19
god
122:20
well thanks why
122:23
he thinks he is safe get him did you all
122:26
in that did you all do like what the
122:28
[ __ ] did you do did you call the bank to
122:31
ask them
122:32
in that time all at once
122:35
[ __ ] stop
122:40
linear oh if it's not linear what's this
122:45
okay there we go
122:50
that makes a lot more sense my god
122:55
what are the chances now i
123:03
okay okay okay
123:06
i still say it i might win
123:10
i still think i'll win and you shall
123:12
lose
123:14
you shall
123:15
[Music]
123:20
are we doing this no no we're not no
123:24
we're not oh my god thanks for the tip
123:26
about the masking feminine part
123:28
you're welcome i i try and disperse
123:30
little tips of content
123:32
why the [ __ ] funny number that's better
123:35
instead listen if you're going to donate
123:36
100 i highly recommend you just do what
123:39
he did and you just go 6969
123:41
number one it makes me happier because
123:43
it's less than a hundred dollars two
123:44
funny number funny number dude funny
123:47
number
123:49
you have such an opportunity to donate
123:50
funny number like my friend
123:52
for kevlar
123:56
and you did
123:58
[Music]
124:04
bulldog is is not he's not good got a
124:06
bonus at work doing my part
124:08
share a bit [ __ ] hell okay
124:12
okay okay that's fine rose hype
124:16
uh when chap finally doesn't mat when
124:19
chat finally doesn't match the goal
124:21
finn will excitedly go to his box and
124:23
put on his guy clothes
124:24
and he realized he doesn't like it
124:26
anymore cracking noise intensifies
124:28
i don't agree this to be true i feel
124:30
like i
124:31
i actively miss my hoodies i actively
124:34
miss my hoodies i've won and bought
124:35
different hoodies and [ __ ]
124:37
because they're more feminine that i
124:38
normally wear now i don't think you've
124:40
seen my black one that i bought but
124:41
anyway
124:42
um i think no i i posted a pic when i
124:44
went to go get the head and i
124:45
wore black hoodie because it's it's more
124:47
feminine but it's not like
124:49
too bad uh
124:52
you said hoodies before dude i missed my
124:54
[ __ ] he said hoodies before boxes
124:56
i miss my hoodies more than i miss the
124:58
boxes i will
124:59
i will admit actually i'm i i do miss
125:02
them more
125:04
because i wear hoodies all the time i
125:06
guess i used the [ __ ] i did use my box
125:08
but like you could just not wear boxes
125:11
you don't always have to wear women
125:12
though
125:13
i could just [ __ ] doing my part chat
125:15
hoodies are better
125:16
i miss hoodies more do you dress
125:18
feminine in public or now it depends
125:20
what you consider feminine
125:21
i try my best to avoid it but i i'm
125:25
technically always in feminine clothes
125:29
but technically i guess yes let's go
125:35
no browsing amazon uk
125:40
okay okay um
125:43
oh god all right let me just do an
125:45
eyebrows now i will go back to ignoring
125:47
donations
125:48
we're not i'm not i'm
125:52
it's fine everything's fine
125:59
i don't like that i don't like that i
126:01
didn't like that [ __ ]
126:03
is this right sim together strong no
126:09
do you ever wear high heels outside your
126:10
income see that's one thing i haven't
126:12
done i haven't i don't think i've worn
126:14
high heels outside
126:16
any time recently so no i haven't really
126:19
like you boy clothes again if your girl
126:22
clothes have better fabric
126:24
well i
126:33
i i okay so
126:36
girl clothes are like softer i guess i
126:40
know you get this a lot but you helped
126:41
me admit to myself that i'm trans love
126:44
ya finn
126:46
oh yeah hell yeah thanks for the
126:49
a lot of money but thank you for thanks
126:52
for the thanks for the
126:53
thanks for the thanks but i'm glad that
126:56
i could help you with that i'm glad
126:58
but the hell yeah congrats by the way at
127:01
sick
127:02
um on your next unboxing team i want to
127:05
see how many dildos you got oh
127:06
god oh god i forgot about that uh i
127:10
don't know when we could do that
127:11
now we can do that later when i've done
127:13
the makeup i'm down
127:15
there's not too many packages so we
127:16
could do it this stream
127:21
forgot about that yeah
127:33
[Music]
127:36
alexa please turn off his lights off
127:40
she didn't hear you shouldn't hear you
127:45
very sorry 4 20
127:48
[Music]
127:51
ha ha funny number also do your part
127:54
chat
127:55
no no no
127:58
because arms donated before oh chassis
128:01
i'm so
128:02
sorry ruined it no chassis i'm so sorry
128:06
i can now see the poles though which is
128:07
better
128:08
than last stream because i couldn't see
128:09
them last stream i don't know why
128:11
but i can see the poles now which is
128:20
solid
128:24
this eyebrows always so weird
128:28
eyebrows being sisters not twins is such
128:30
a true statement
128:36
i always [ __ ] this one up in some way
128:39
it's a different like shape naturally as
128:41
well
128:42
so like i always kind of like
128:49
yeah this one's like a little bit
128:51
thinner oh camera focus this one's like
128:53
a little bit thinner than this one so
128:54
it's like a different shape
128:59
kind of hard to make them look similar
129:05
hmm i try though look they look okay
129:08
you can kind of see how this one's thin
129:09
this one's thinner than this one
129:11
i love you so much finn you're my hero
129:14
and fanboy
129:16
oh fanboy hero dude hell yeah
129:21
oh sorry i didn't even think uh lol get
129:23
getting all flustered and upset and done
129:25
is a very feminine thing to do manly men
129:27
wouldn't care
129:27
keep crying that makes sense excited
129:33
i'm not getting all flushed it it's fine
129:36
it's fine
129:36
it's okay i'm not i'm not i'm i'm
129:39
handling it well
129:40
i'm handling it great stream lights
129:45
the on yourself extremely better with
129:46
lights off and the only and
129:48
only twinkles in the back and the stream
129:49
lights out yourself yeah okay i know i
129:51
remember when we did that for a stream i
129:53
was wearing this almost this exact
129:54
outfit besides the shirt i guess
129:56
um alexa turn off office lights
130:02
okay and then what i did was
130:05
i had something that was white there and
130:07
then i had
130:12
this
130:20
and i did that and then i did that
130:24
and then i'm not sure how big of a
130:26
difference this actually makes but i did
130:28
that
130:28
it doesn't make much of a difference at
130:30
all but still
130:31
is this better or worse chat vote yes do
130:35
it for unboxing okay is this better or
130:36
worse
130:37
what do you think
130:40
nothing changed no i know not much
130:44
wow that's so bright over there now
130:48
hmm and swap this out with that
130:53
that changed something but it's so
130:54
bright now
130:57
it's too bright on your face yeah it's
130:58
kind of over like it's too bright on me
131:01
if i just [ __ ] now that's there it's
131:04
too bright
131:05
alexa set office lights to 10
131:09
okay i didn't do [ __ ] alexa set office
131:12
lights to 100
131:13
yeah i can't really make this work okay
131:15
because now it's then
131:16
i can actually have like highlight areas
131:19
with the lighting
131:21
so now this looks better now a little
131:22
bit it's kind of weird it's a it
131:25
i don't know makes the lighting on your
131:28
face
131:29
[Music]
131:30
dude i think i just had a stroke
131:33
makes the lighting on your face too
131:35
harsh yes it did
131:37
oh my god
131:40
jesus christ uh oh you don't have proper
131:43
stream lights
131:44
uh just the streams from the just the
131:46
lights from the monitors yeah well i
131:48
know i do have one
131:49
i have a key light over there which you
131:51
can kind of see like
131:53
you know the lighting from there right
131:55
but it's it's set to the lowest setting
131:58
like so when the lights are on it's only
131:59
giving like a little bit of difference
132:02
just so one side of my face is a little
132:04
bit brighter than the other and it's not
132:06
like
132:06
super flat but that's it and then i just
132:08
like and then i just have the monitors
132:09
because the monitors are three monitors
132:11
they should be like pretty good for
132:12
lighting
132:13
but you know do you smell burnt toast
132:17
you know weirdly is someone making toast
132:20
man my one of my
132:21
the shy my left side feels really funny
132:23
all of a sudden
132:24
um alex spoke to me because of you i'm
132:28
so sorry
132:29
uh finn the council waiting to check the
132:31
chat oh god everyone's checking everyone
132:32
everyone's been check the council chat
132:34
you might enjoy this whoa
132:38
whoa that's cool oh is this okay let me
132:41
open it in a tab so i can uh
132:44
you can share the stream okay cool that
132:46
is cool i do like this matthew has been
132:48
make matthew is in the process of
132:50
getting someone to
132:50
make me a knife and i've just he showed
132:53
me part of it
132:54
look at this look at that and then hold
132:57
on a roomy reveal
132:58
whoa that is cool
133:02
is it a kitchen knife or is it like i
133:05
can't tell by the end of it how long it
133:07
is
133:08
but it's cool i do like that pattern a
133:11
lot
133:11
i really do that's cool i like that
133:15
it is a pug that does they spelled rose
133:17
wrong
133:20
reckon he can do the back side of it
133:21
with rose
133:23
that's kind of funny looks like it's for
133:25
mata it looks like a kitchen knife it
133:26
does look like kitchen knife
133:28
and that would be pretty damn cool to
133:29
have a custom kitchener but still dude
133:31
any custom knife the 90 of actual girls
133:33
i don't understand
133:35
hell yeah matthew finn finna be a road
133:38
man
133:39
uh hey i'm new here can someone explain
133:41
wait can can someone who has been here
133:43
longer explain why finn is
133:45
why why why finn in girl mode is 90
133:48
is cuter than 90 of actual girls i don't
133:50
understand
133:51
so sorry damascus ladder i don't think
133:54
that's damascus
133:56
i think that's yeah no that's not
133:58
damascus that's the grind
133:59
like pattern so look you can see how
134:03
if you look really closely which i think
134:06
is kind of cool
134:06
you can see how the actual like back at
134:09
the spine of the knife is like
134:11
variant this is cool i think it's it's
134:13
like a rock something pattern i forgot
134:15
kitchen princess knife it's nifty
134:18
yeah matthew can he do it again but in
134:20
pink
134:23
you do it again okay
134:26
it's hollish holy [ __ ]
134:32
can we direct you to some new tts
134:35
options today
134:36
because hearing the donation not read or
134:41
ah well pause over and over is making us
134:44
collectively crazy it's making me crazy
134:46
as well
134:47
and i don't know why it is happening
134:51
i i can't if you guys wanna listen if
134:53
you want to search it and figure out why
134:55
it's happening
134:55
before i can then yeah but like it only
134:58
it sometimes works and there's no real
135:00
pattern to it either
135:03
uh stream not streaming up stream live
135:05
stream labs where is it
135:09
why can i not find streamlabs
135:13
there it is streamlabs okay donations
135:18
um donor message
135:23
enable takes to speech okay english
135:27
it's fine
135:30
english yeah um
135:36
let's allow twitch emotes and just see
135:38
if it does anything different
135:39
i guess
135:43
there's nothing like weird with it are
135:46
there any other tts voice yeah there's
135:47
the us
135:48
version [ __ ] it let's se dono's are now
135:51
on the us version let's see if it works
135:52
with the us but not uk
135:55
let's find out if someone donates and it
135:57
works we'll see turn off and on again
135:59
well i've
135:59
i have i have done just nothing changes
136:02
the next time someone donates we will
136:04
see
136:04
kitchen princess uh
136:07
oh no the us's i can always change it
136:09
back but the us voice is awful
136:11
australian oh now that's an idea
136:15
[ __ ] it that's at least more fun
136:21
oh there isn't an australian one
136:25
oh there isn't one
136:28
there's no australia that's annoying
136:32
that's upsetting it's just like normal
136:35
it's just there's only british and us
136:37
that's kind of upsetting brian text the
136:40
speech indeed
136:41
see that's fun that could be an idea i
136:44
could upload brian's thing
136:45
scotland there's no there's just uk and
136:47
us
136:49
i'd rather not have it read than being
136:50
read by the the us english voice
136:53
i'm waiting until one person donates
136:55
please someone donate three dollars so i
136:56
can see
136:57
i want to see if it works now
137:00
that might be australian look up invert
137:03
look look for the inverted voice
137:06
i'm waiting ah okay i can't change it
137:10
until i want to see it i want to see it
137:11
happen
137:12
they need to add an aussie voice indeed
137:16
uh english oh okay we're gonna find out
137:20
[Music]
137:24
no it's broken either way [ __ ] well
137:28
i guess the person got it right it
137:30
didn't read
137:31
oh i know why is this it's set back to
137:33
uh british i'll set it to us
137:36
this is us now
137:40
nope it's [ __ ] broken ah
137:43
okay
137:45
[Music]
137:49
it's broken
137:50
[Music]
137:53
it's broken today y'all can't have some
137:55
cash
137:57
yeah that is god awful i'd rather i'd
137:59
rather it not read
138:00
so it sometimes works and sometimes it
138:02
doesn't
138:04
god i hate this thing
138:05
[Music]
138:08
dear tts gods please
138:13
now that one worked but it's not working
138:17
most of the time sometimes i'm so
138:19
confused by it
138:21
i don't think it's always working i
138:22
think it's sometimes working this is
138:24
done
138:26
holy [ __ ] hell yeah no
138:29
no no it doesn't [ __ ] work anymore i
138:31
hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it
138:32
i'm gonna google a way to make this work
138:38
uh here is a text message to test tts
138:41
with
138:42
welfare free abc testing now it works
138:45
try a long one okay there was a long one
138:47
it's
138:49
but then it stopped it stopped halfway
138:52
ah
138:52
it stopped halfway through another
138:58
i think i did this right did i
139:00
apparently not
139:07
dolly d you've got you've donated like a
139:09
thousand dollars do you want
139:11
something do you want something fifty
139:13
five point five yeah fifty five five
139:16
five five five five five
139:19
it just works sometimes
139:21
[Music]
139:24
test test test hell yeah so now it
139:27
worked it stops once the message fades
139:29
away for some reason
139:31
but like it just i'm so confused
139:36
[Music]
139:41
if finn is this the stoner will be heard
139:45
that it wasn't red
139:53
i'm so pissed i'm so pissed
139:57
the gods have spoken the gods have
140:00
decided
140:02
i'm so pissed um what about like [ __ ]
140:05
[ __ ] you
140:05
what there's got to be a better way
140:09
there's got to be a better way to do
140:10
there's got to be a cause for it
140:13
i think i'm just going to uninstall it
140:20
i you know what it's so crazy that i
140:22
suddenly
140:23
don't know how to read unless the text
140:25
of speech happens yeah that's why
140:26
text-to-speech so important because i
140:28
can't read um
140:30
and i was never able to read
140:32
[Music]
140:36
i've never been able to read so i need
140:38
the text speech to work
140:39
uh how was your workout doing pretty
140:41
good pretty well done i'm i mean just
140:43
with the makeup you know i'm doing
140:44
pretty good
140:45
but i didn't i wasn't i wasn't able to
140:48
read that
140:49
weird try refreshing the link in your
140:52
browser source
140:56
it's not no that's it's on it's
140:57
streamlabs it's a baked in different
140:59
software it's streamlabs obs so it's not
141:01
a browser source
141:03
it's the actual software that's why i
141:04
can't like it's so
141:06
it's not really a great avenue to see if
141:08
what's working what's not
141:10
i think i'm just gonna uninstall it and
141:11
then reinstall it but
141:13
any tips for an aspiring fanboy
141:15
crossdresser tons
141:16
and i've said them so many times uh but
141:19
there's tons
141:19
so many tips this don't know will be
141:21
heard if finn is not cis
141:29
how
141:34
what the [ __ ]
141:39
how do you time it wait do you know how
141:41
it works and i don't
141:44
it didn't read out five like [ __ ] is it
141:47
like a time
141:48
thing how the [ __ ] does this work
141:51
i'm so confused by this proud of you for
141:55
coming out [ __ ] you
141:57
i i'm so confused by that why did some
142:00
of it work and some of it just doesn't
142:01
how did he do that
142:03
turn off spam security it's already off
142:09
it's been it's never been on
142:12
spam security sets here like nothing
142:17
what the [ __ ] how did you do that
142:24
yeah spam security is uh off right now
142:28
um
142:31
yeah what the [ __ ]
142:42
what the [ __ ] that's so odd
142:49
uh is the twitch is not dude i'm so
142:52
confused
142:53
that's tts is now a member of the sims
143:00
apparently so have you considered
143:03
the tts xqc used in other big stream
143:05
issues defaults male british but there
143:07
are other options
143:09
i don't know what they use i i don't
143:10
really watch xqc
143:13
nor would know how he uses it
143:17
didn't read it that time sorry rose i'm
143:19
just built different you got lucky bro
143:20
how the [ __ ]
143:23
what the [ __ ] was that how did you do it
143:27
i i now i'm now just more convinced that
143:29
john is the one behind this
143:32
he knows how it works and none of us do
143:34
[Music]
143:36
the [ __ ] have you tried justin tts
143:40
voice he sounds cute
143:44
just in tts
143:49
it's just languages there's oh wait no
143:52
you better better say that my paypal was
143:55
hacked by a reg named rose
144:06
i'm [ __ ] i'm on it dude god damn it
144:09
talk till the end of the stream i could
144:10
i could manage that i could manage it
144:14
oh wait i found english australian but i
144:15
can't click it
144:17
brian i found brian
144:22
i don't think the voice is the problem
144:24
though
144:26
i found brian i found brian
144:34
okay we'll see i know let me do let me
144:37
finish the makeup
144:38
i'm just gonna i'm just gonna quickly
144:41
quickly
144:42
finish the makeup so i can get on with
144:43
tucking for you don't worry about it
144:46
you have to extend the alert time the
144:47
alert time is a while it but it doesn't
144:49
make any why would the alert time matter
144:50
if it's only if it's
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sometimes reading like some words and
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sometimes it's not
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well not some words it's just and the
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the time is quite long
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actually so i'm not sure
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yeah the yeah the alert duration's like
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10 seconds
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it's kind of like a while anyway there
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okay brian let's hear brian's voice
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can we get the cat bell choker as well
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please
145:29
we got brian we got brian okay
145:32
so we found brian so brian works
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i think i haven't that brian hasn't not
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worked yet
145:41
so we'll keep brian for a minute because
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we wouldn't know if brian actually is
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the one solving the problems yet
145:48
but we might find him
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can we get the cowbell choker indeed
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dude i'm these the cat ears weren't a
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part of the outfit but they can be
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we could do a cat boy theme or cat girl
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theme
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i doubt it's the voice type it's
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probably something else yeah me too
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i'd be really surprised if it was the
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voice type
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but [ __ ] it no way to find out
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doing very i've learned that like blush
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kind of works really well if you're just
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e-girl aesthetic
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like if you do blush like basically what
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i'm doing now
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fun fact somehow it just works i don't
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know why
146:32
someone gave me a tip before what
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i think it's when messages are played
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too soon together
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well there's one directly after you so
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we'll find out
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it's there it's just waiting it's going
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through the time
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[Music]
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cat girl choker that worked it's not not
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worked was it brian is brian solving
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brian doesn't miss brian just don't miss
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i've got the dude the bell choker i know
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where it is we can do it
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bell choker please brian don't miss
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though
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brian's a chad dude
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holy [ __ ] are we good with brian
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is our bud brian actually working for us
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get the po box packages first holy [ __ ]
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brian's just
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doing [ __ ] okay all right brian
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shit's just working i guess brian's
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pride
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the goat dude
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well brian won't read that one that's
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just terrifying brian read that i mean
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he wasn't going to read it anyway but
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still
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brian with the glossy
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all right brian let's go hi my name is
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brian
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you will always hear my voice because
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finn will always be trans
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you dick you dick you dick
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the rain in spain falls mainly on the
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plane
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i've grown accustomed to her face
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okay
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interesting so brian don't miss that's
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really cool
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justin is english american under poly
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section
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okay i don't think there's a section
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there's just like a long list but
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i could check it when when the when
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these ones
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go through then i'll change it to justin
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we'll try it out but brian's kind of the
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goat right now yeah
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and then i've got to go uh i gotta go
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tuck
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so yikes briana hiro
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brian the hair wait [ __ ] i planned on
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changing into something with a skirt why
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do i need to keep
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talking i shouldn't need to keep talking
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dude
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[Music]
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brian is now king of the s-i-m-p-s
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oh yeah we got him finally we have a
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king
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and a queen
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me and brian will take over brian please
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this is the ultimate test
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brian he's he worked holy [ __ ] he's
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genuinely working
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that's pretty dope brian kind of pulling
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brian paul in matchup the plan to do the
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french-made outfit
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uh i'm about to do the frenchman over
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wasn't it yeah we can't yeah that's what
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i mean but the french made out for their
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hands like a skirt
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well technically messages that are
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really long and they don't have time to
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read it all
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i suppose we will find out if brian
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reads all of this
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right he did brian don't miss
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brian don't [ __ ] miss holy [ __ ] my
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name is brian back is saw from carrying
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the weight
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of the stream [ __ ] yeah brian
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brian is genuinely dope
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the knife is utility slash kitchen
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shaking works now let's go
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james may
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uh
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that's cool i haven't seen that one that
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you're on about but
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while you're getting the choker might as
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well tuck also try crossing your legs
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again for five minutes this time
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yo finn remember that you will be
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bending over and moving around because
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of po boxes while tucked
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okay dude [ __ ] bro
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really
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we are gathered here today this
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celebrate the life of the female tts
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oh yeah sorry we now have a man tts
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voice
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no more british maybe it's just long
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messages that screw up the next message
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test
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rose a barbie girl in the barbie world
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life in plastic it's fantastic you can
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brush my hair undress me everywhere
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imagination life is your creation come
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on barbie let's go party test
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yep it worked it works it's actually
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working now
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we've got a fully functioning ai person
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to read out your
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awful awful donations
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oh my god
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bro how am i gonna be [ __ ] i gotta be
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moving around and [ __ ]
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can i at least go get the po box
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packages first can i go and get the p.o
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box packages first dolly
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because ah
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gotta go up and downstairs rose
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evergreen handsome clever and rich with
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a comfortable home and happy disposition
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seemed to unite some of the best
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blessings of existence
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and had lived nearly 21 years in the
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world with very little to distress or
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vex her
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[Music]
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what a nice poem not bad forgot to add
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finally a manly man's voice in this
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stream
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i i would like no you know i do have a
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manly man's voice
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i do got me a man-man voice but i don't
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have any
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manly bands um anything else so
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whoops jarvis dude can you get jars
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that's cool
152:48
[ __ ] that's what i keep forgetting to
152:49
buy is a pencil sharpener can someone
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remind me
152:52
should i just buy a pencil sharpener now
152:54
i promise i'm not delaying anything
152:55
specific
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um let me just quickly go on to amazon
152:59
real quick i gotta buy me a pencil
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sharpener
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whoops i promise i'm not doing anything
153:05
specific
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anything uh delaying it this voice is
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terrifying also you're amazing thanks
153:12
for the makeup advice and all
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the works oh dude
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yeah the [ __ ] hell the best makeup
153:20
advice bro is just practice
153:23
figure out what works for your face
153:27
like tutorials and stuff they go they
153:29
work for a certain extent but you got to
153:31
manage to adapt it to
153:32
to be working with you
153:38
then again i didn't really watch the
153:40
i've only ever watched like
153:41
two makeup tutorials so i'm not sure
153:45
there lived a certain man in russia long
153:47
ago he was big and strong in his eyes a
153:49
flaming glow
153:50
most people looked at him with terror
153:52
and with fear but to moscow chicks he
153:54
was such a lovely deer he could preach
153:56
the bible like a preacher full of
153:58
ecstasy and
154:04
no one's makeup is done you better get
154:06
your pp gone
154:10
[ __ ] sake
154:13
you know what chad i'm thinking we do
154:14
some really complex makeup some really
154:16
really complex eye shadow i think
154:18
i wasn't planning on doing eye shadow
154:20
but you know what
154:22
now that the subject's brought up i'm
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really planning on it you know
154:29
like i was planning on planning on
154:30
finishing like right now like right
154:32
after i did
154:33
that so but you know what i'm thinking
154:36
we do some really cool
154:37
some really cool eye shadow like um what
154:40
about
154:41
um like let's use let's try and use
154:44
every color in the eyeshadow palette and
154:46
let's blend it all together let's make a
154:47
let's make let's try and put the mona
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lisa on my eye you know
154:51
some [ __ ] like that that'd be fun
154:52
there's a pencil sharpener in the post
154:56
[ __ ] yeah i do but i need it now though
154:58
i usually save po box stuff [ __ ]
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okay thank you though uh
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funnily enough i'm a bottom
155:08
[ __ ] oh my god the debate whether
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dollies are tough
155:13
that's the answer
155:18
mcc is done well i've gotta go i gotta
155:21
go take a break in a second [ __ ]
155:23
i need to get the viewers from mcc dolly
155:25
i've gotta delay them
155:26
i gotta delay this somehow i gotta delay
155:30
it i've gotta bring in all the mcc
155:31
viewers while it's ending
155:33
like you know tommy's about to finish
155:35
streaming i'm gonna get a big view boost
155:37
come on i've gotta i've gotta stick
155:38
around
155:40
hi my friend candice says hi
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who she walked up to me and she asked me
155:49
to dance i asked her her name and in a
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dark brown voice she said lola
155:54
i don't know that one i was gonna say 2k
155:57
is a little low for a saturday stream i
155:58
know oh yeah no mcc's
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been happening for a while now stalling
156:02
i'm not stalling i promise
156:03
i'm just waiting for an opportunity you
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know what i mean
156:08
i'm from tub omc exactly see listen
156:10
they're coming in we gotta we gotta keep
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going
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we're gonna keep being on [ __ ] what do
156:13
you i can't leave for like 10 minutes
156:15
again
156:16
i've got to continue being here or else
156:18
the longer the stream the more time
156:19
you fill the bar we've already gone up
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like 300 viewers dude i gotta carry on
156:25
come on i gotta stay i gotta stay i
156:27
can't take a break now
156:29
they're all coming in hello new viewers
156:31
welcome
156:32
quackery soup rage super hard on mcc
156:34
look they're all mcc viewers look at
156:36
that
156:37
from filzer indeed they're all ant it's
156:40
all mcc came from tommy exactly
156:42
i think we stick around for just a
156:44
minute tommy just ended you know like we
156:46
stick around for a minute you know it
156:47
would be it'd be better that way
156:50
by the way new people we finally
156:51
finished
156:53
test let's see what happens
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you
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oh what the [ __ ] it cut off hello l
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alola
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no it cut off brian doesn't have it
157:17
brian doesn't have a sheesh mechanic
157:19
sheesh brian doesn't have a change
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mechanic it didn't work
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that's not good that's bad brian no oh
157:25
brian might not be our favorite anymore
157:28
change brian you were our savior you
157:30
will get plenty of views
157:33
busy talking dude i don't know dude i
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gotta i gotta i gotta see whether we
157:38
keep going up or not without it
157:40
i wanna see the the point in which we go
157:42
we go up a small amount of views i'll be
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like okay
157:44
the flush has happened can we tr should
157:47
we try
157:47
justin okay a lot of people saying try
157:49
justin let's try justin
157:52
justin better be able to say sheesh if
157:54
justin can't say sheesh i'm gonna be
157:56
pissed
157:57
let's f let's find justin oh i saw
157:59
justin i scrolled past him
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justin okay it's on justin now the next
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one should be justin
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suka blight just checking
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justin's [ __ ] awful i hate justin
158:17
that doesn't sound like
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justin that's a woman
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[Music]
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no justin's out bro no
158:30
justin's out justin's out they didn't
158:33
even handle that
158:34
slightly justin can go [ __ ] himself
158:37
i hate that let me get brian back
158:39
where's my boy
158:40
where's my boy brian i want to find
158:43
brian again bro that's just unacceptable
158:45
the [ __ ] just went no couldn't handle
158:48
our sheesh
158:51
oh god oh god oh god oh god new viewers
158:54
do your part
158:56
she just has shabba bob
158:59
i hate that i hate that so much
159:03
justin gang dude bruh brian's so much
159:06
better
159:06
bring byron brian back brian's back
159:08
we're keeping brian i've just changed it
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to brian
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brian save us dare not say that man
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forgets sooner than woman that his love
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has an earlier death he's back
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i have loved none but you unjust i may
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have been weak and resentful
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[Music]
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if you get tts emu it is the female
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british equivalent of brian
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same software oh
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should we do a female brian should i
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leave you with female brian
159:43
so this is the tucking thing fun fact
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let me show you
159:48
let me let me change it to uh to our boy
159:50
emma justin the weakling is nothing to
159:52
our savior brian
159:56
i'm trying to find emma one sec or is it
159:58
amy or emma
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emma okay where's emma emma okay there
160:02
we go okay it's now on emma i kind of
160:03
want to hear
160:04
emma before i go i promise you i'm not
160:06
stalling
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so this is the tucking thing i'm very
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sorry
160:10
sorry sorry goddamn someone has donated
160:13
dolly has donated
160:15
uh a lot of money tip for this to be a
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thing
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so we should do it
160:24
how many touch kits in one box i like
160:27
five to ten i forgot
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good bit good bit a solid bit i'm
160:33
waiting for an emma
160:34
i'm waiting for an emo donation i want
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to see i want to hear emma
160:38
here we go again oh dude it better be
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okay
160:43
i'm waiting i'm waiting i'm waiting i'm
160:44
waiting i'm waiting we're never going to
160:46
get that bell color am i you will
160:48
you'll we'll we'll i'm back it will when
160:50
i'm back
160:51
i want to i want to hit emma if you talk
160:53
you need the corset too
160:54
how long do you want me to be gone for
160:56
holy [ __ ]
161:00
no don't know till tucked i doubt it i'm
161:01
waiting i'm i get i bet you someone is
161:03
already done someone's about to do it
161:05
now
161:05
there it is
161:09
banana bread at work hell yeah
161:12
dude i got some [ __ ] banana bread at
161:15
work today dude
161:16
hell yeah my mom told me if i wait for
161:19
things like
161:20
good things me dude and [ __ ] i waited
161:23
for some things and i got some banana
161:25
i didn't change it by accident i'm
161:27
stupid [ __ ]
161:29
no stop i'm so sorry i'm an idiot i'm an
161:32
idiot
161:33
i was like this is just brian wait i
161:35
swear i did
161:38
okay i checked again it's now emma it is
161:40
definitely emma now
161:45
don't forget the bell collar for
161:47
mustache i hate that
161:50
i hate that it's not the worst but i do
161:52
hate it
161:53
i will get the bell color i'm changing
161:55
it back to brian brian i can't forget
161:57
brian
161:58
being our savior in all of this so i'm
162:00
going back to brian
162:01
emma's worse i like brian better we're
162:03
keeping brian
162:04
old british lady it did it's kind of
162:06
sound like the queen i don't like that i
162:07
don't want to think about
162:09
emma okay was this
162:12
voice finn talking to rose
162:16
was this voice finn talking to rose oh
162:18
god
162:19
oh god can i make my own text-to-speech
162:24
i've got to be able to do it right
162:28
now yes grandmother
162:35
teddy scott
162:46
when you play cs go you just say rush be
162:49
and go when you meet potranco you ask
162:51
him for moloka's psycho psychopsy
162:58
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um
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foreign
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foreign hey gremlins
169:42
hey gremlins hey gremlins
169:46
we should all talk in solidarity i agree
169:49
[ __ ] hell okay hello gremlins you i
169:52
see that you're back
169:54
um what was the prediction oh before a
169:57
certain time okay
169:58
before 10 basically you predicted if it
169:59
would take 10 minutes
170:01
well i am back
170:04
well done your predictions were correct
170:07
um
170:08
this it's is this better is it worse
170:12
i can't [ __ ] tell
170:17
i think i'm slowly doing a better job
170:20
but like
170:23
okay [ __ ] god damn it ah
170:30
it's not fun
170:38
it's getting easier how was mcc wasn't
170:41
in it
170:41
it's getting easier but it ain't good
170:45
it's bad it's very bad now go get the po
170:48
box part no
170:49
you [ __ ] there's no goddamn way you talk
170:53
we need proof
170:55
give you [ __ ] proof it's gone my guy
170:58
it's [ __ ] gone like look this is like
171:01
look that's the [ __ ] that i have like
171:03
that's just like my
171:04
random [ __ ] stomach like it's gone
171:06
it's gone
171:07
i have none it's just it's there it's
171:10
under me
171:19
not fun this bad this is bad
171:23
i never like the fact when it's [ __ ]
171:24
gone it feels weird
171:28
but yeah congratulations you now have
171:31
cake hold on
171:32
okay good cake bad hold on it feels like
171:35
it needs to be higher up
171:36
but like cake there we go
171:41
i feel like ah dude i can't get my legs
171:44
too close together bro cause
171:45
basically how it works is like they're
171:47
both they're like under me and in
171:49
right that's kind of how it works so if
171:51
i close my leg
171:52
try one last one amy she is the other
171:55
brian equivalent and doesn't sound like
171:57
the queen
171:58
okay [ __ ] let's try one all right let's
172:00
see i'm gonna give you one more
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do i really have to go get the [ __ ]
172:04
p.o box packages as well
172:07
[Music]
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let's see streamlabs there we go to be
172:11
or not to be that is the question
172:13
whether tis noble are in the mind to
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suffer the slings and arrows of
172:16
outrageous fortune or to take arms
172:18
against a sea of troubles and by
172:20
opposing end them
172:21
to die to sleep no more
172:24
solid okay
172:28
oh dude this is so [ __ ] annoying
172:34
this sucks okay hold on ah they're bad
172:38
they're not good
172:38
i've changed it to i've changed it to
172:40
amy
172:42
do corset bro
172:49
over what would that like over this just
172:52
a regular shirt virtues move me to
172:54
perish for her love or her merits value
172:57
no make me quite forget my note
173:00
i'm stupid wait no
173:03
change my bait amy
173:07
banana bread at work i'm sorry stop
173:11
the next one will be i'm so sorry at
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work today dude
173:14
hell yeah i'm so sorry i'm so sorry it's
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still brian okay the next one should be
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amy
173:23
it's amy the next one's aiming
173:28
looking cute sweetie oh no that's worse
173:31
that sounds like an old lady i don't
173:33
know what you mean that's definitely an
173:35
old lady
173:36
that sounds like something my grandma
173:37
would have said
173:40
ah brian come back nine okay
173:44
brian brian's back [ __ ] god
173:49
how do i okay so now that we've got this
173:54
now that i'm tucked in everything with
173:56
this how does this work
173:57
like i'm sure if i ah okay putting my
173:59
legs together sucks
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oh there's a bow on it i was like oh
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this is weird i didn't know how it
174:04
worked
174:05
oh [ __ ] okay there's a lot of them
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[ __ ] that i'm not bending over again
174:15
that was awful
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jesus christ okay
174:19
that wasn't fun um
174:24
okay so there's like these little hook
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things which i imagine strap on to this
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somewhere
174:34
somewhere oh look okay they strap onto
174:38
the
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little tabs this is technically a onesie
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and i am tucked in theory i could wear
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this
174:42
if you did more it would probably be a
174:44
lot less comfortable
174:46
also do one one yum dum is [ __ ]
174:49
killing it
174:50
he's gonna end up tapping that lol
174:52
cheers [ __ ] sake
174:54
okay uh i could try it let's try this
174:58
should i try it with a onesie and just
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see how what it looks like
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and then i can always put a skirt on
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over it
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because that's probably what that's what
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i plan to do i plan to put a skirt on
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because you know obviously
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okay right so i just hook these
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this is way easier than actual if you've
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ever actually you
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if you've ever actually used guarders
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before because i have
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they're the most annoying thing and
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these look easy they're just like
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crocodile clips yeah look at that they
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just [ __ ]
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oh wow that's easy as [ __ ] okay that's
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this looks way better
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i need to start buying stockings like
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this [ __ ] bro okay i'll try it with this
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and then i'll try it not with this
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goddess you're annoying these are easy
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okay
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they're on um i don't have any like
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thigh highs
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on me okay [ __ ] do you guys want to go
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on yet another break
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while i'm getting changed again because
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i need to put a corset on
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some [ __ ] where is it going huh oh
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and there's also this to go along with
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it so okay
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i gotta go put a corset on i gotta put
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this on under it then put a corset on
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and then i gotta put that on and then i
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gotta come back
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and then i will see if and then if i
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haven't got a skirt on i need to put a
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skirt on just in case
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remember five minutes crossed legs and
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get those po boxes you bish lol
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five minutes [ __ ] okay five minutes why
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is it getting longer i don't [ __ ]
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like the fact that every stream it gets
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like a longer amount of time
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this is not good [ __ ] sake
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okay just make sure to run an ad this
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time uh we can run an ad
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i don't know why you want ads but we can
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run an ad
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let's [ __ ] it let's run an ad uh create
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a dashboard let's run an ad for you
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okay all right let's run it let's run a
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three minute ab while i get changed into
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this it's gonna
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in fact you're not [ __ ] i'm to stay
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for a minute because i've got to undo
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this
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and me just undoing this is probably
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going to take three minutes in itself
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so what give me a minute while i do this
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okay
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we can talk for a sec while i undo this
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dude i hate sitting down bro
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i hate that i hate that it's not like
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it's eight months pog she she secretly
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it's so uncomfortable
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it's so incredibly uncomfortable
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god god sucks
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okay this is an interesting look for my
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hair
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okay what i usually do is i just do that
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i do this
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oh [ __ ] that's the same one i do this
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okay let's just go eleven months die in
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a call with my homie can you send him a
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kiss
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to the homie kiss to the homies boys
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he's your homie give him a kiss yourself
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that's how this is supposed to work
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homies support homies bro
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this guy's not a good homie didn't even
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give him
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he didn't even give him a kiss bro he
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relies on someone else to give his
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homies kisses
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it's upsetting
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cat treating f1 f1n as a doll to dress
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up makes my day
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i'm not supposed to be a [ __ ]
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dress-up doll but this is what my twitch
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career has turned into
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anyway smoosh the homies goodnight okay
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let's um
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let's let's put some music on and i'll
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go get changed now all right boys
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i will see you when i'm i'm either gonna
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come back in a onesie
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or or a skirt i'll see if the onesie's
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danger
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or no if i come back in a onesie it is
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by far the most revealing thing i've
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worn but anyway
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drill thanks for the five gifted subs i
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will see you in a minute goodbye
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is
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is
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is
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i
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um
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is
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i have reached a conclusion so here's
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the thing
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i am not technically back i'm almost
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back
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but i have reached some form of
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conclusion
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now uh i'm well
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hold your results i'm almost done
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i'm not in a skirt i'm pretty much like
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if i don't need to wear a skirt now i'm
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done
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but i am almost certain that i do need
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to wear a skirt
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oh my god hold on one sec putting on a
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thigh high
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so this sucks
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oh my god so let me tell you
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i'm almost certain that i need to wear a
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skirt but
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it's far better than i thought it would
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have been
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but i'm not convinced this isn't
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breaking twitch to us
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i think it isn't i mean i'm fairly sure
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it isn't
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but like this is a new stage for me
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i mean [ __ ] i don't know [ __ ]
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i'm fairly sure this isn't i've
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definitely seen amaranth wear
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a lot worse but
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i don't know whether i want to go up to
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that
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this is definitely a potential of outfit
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hold on let me see press x to doubt oh
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bro
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hold on one sec i'm just doing like
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oh my god one sec i'm doing one of the
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last goddess straps there we go
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okay technically now i am done okay
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oh my god so
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i'm done now so the people that sang are
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refunded it's um
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you know technically you did win or you
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did whatever it was okay show us coward
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so i'm gonna start
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sitting because you won't be able to
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tell when i'm sitting and also i want to
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know what it looks like because i
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haven't seen it
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while i'm sitting so
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hello that's not too bad is it
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looks pretty good looks pretty good
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right
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now let me move this arm
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i don't know if you can see that um
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but yeah but yeah
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now i am wearing something there i'm
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just covering it you know just
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just in case this is actually a full
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thing but like
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it's probably fine but i'm
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i'm gonna wear a skirt because i'm not
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gonna show you i've finally decided to
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wear the maid costume
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well no time like the present to clean
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up your room a bit
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oh god no not in this jesus christ not
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in this i mean maybe if i wore a skirt
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with it but like
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i don't think i can i don't think i can
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you don't need to scare i think i do
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need a skirt but like
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i think the people waiting got what
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they're after in vain i have struggled
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it will not do my feelings will not be
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repressed
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you must allow me to tell you how
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ardently i admire and love you
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i'll show you what i mean hold on you
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can kind of see like see what i mean
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it's like really really short there and
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you can really see my lack of hips
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um but for now you know it's not the
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worst
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but i'm gonna stay sitting for it i'm
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not gonna um
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[Music]
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you know i'm either gonna stay sitting
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or
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skirt either take a decision on that
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skirt or stay sitting
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i'll do a poll i'll do a poll
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i'll do a poll okay
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you and me in your pink bedroom now
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but yeah this is a good outfit i'd say
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this is a pretty good
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um i'd say it's a pretty good outfit let
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me just like
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[ __ ] adjust myself a little bit
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but yeah i could sit like as someone
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who's been with unclockable for 68
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months
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it takes practice but when done right no
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movement or sitting position hurts so
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just be careful
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okay we'll do thank you thanks for the
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advice
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okay neither sit nor skirt add skirt
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okay
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most of you are saying i'd skirt so
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i'm gonna do that now so brb
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i'm gonna quickly add a skirt give me a
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second perfect whisker i agree watch
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[Music]
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this
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how
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foreign
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um
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is
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let me like get my hair good for it as
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well now that i'm like good
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let me just make sure everything's added
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all that all right boys
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ready three two one
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hello okay so here's the outfit
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not bad eh you got the everything so the
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people that said skirt i feel like you
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made a pretty good decision because now
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i can show you
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pretty cool hey this is a good french
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made outfit i kind of like it okay solid
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a wooga a wooga but yeah
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that's pretty good actually i did okay
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you know not bad five minutes crosses
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legged don't make me add another five
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also where the po
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box is at i haven't got him yet i
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haven't got the po boxes yet where's my
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[ __ ] they put something on my chair
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we just like scoot this over there what
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does woman and 6.9 have in common both
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good things ruined by a period
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jk oh my god let me like do that
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so i can like sit on my chair without my
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thighs
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okay you scammed us on the velma cosplay
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you better post this on instagram
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oh bro i it's just that taking photos is
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difficult okay
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i can never get like a full outfit on
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the instagram
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he always i'm down for the kidding heels
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jesus
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in fact it wouldn't even be bad if you
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saw up this because i'm [ __ ] tucked
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and everything but
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still still scared okay
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i'm trying to do it hey rose do you then
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take a picture for insta with and
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without a skirt
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love you no uh okay hold on let me i'll
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take a picture for instagram right now
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i'm gonna need to disable face cam
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though for just a second very sorry
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i'll take a picture though give me a sec
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camera
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dolly doming hard tonight
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i'm gonna try to take a photo really
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reminiscent of that one that i did with
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the um
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you know i'm gonna get thighs in there
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one sec
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okay i'm getting you a good decent
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thigh pick okay
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if you look really closely you can hear
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it
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oh wait i have a better idea for this
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[Music]
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pick a different tune to play while you
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get changed
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a
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so how have you been long time not
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catching a lie
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hope evie thing being fine so are you
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addicted to cross-dressing yet looking
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great girlfriend
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god dude doing those pictures while
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tucked
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[ __ ] sucks oh my god
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why would dude the talking makes taking
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pictures so much more difficult
205:42
holy [ __ ] okay listen to this i'm gonna
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quickly look through those pictures but
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oh my god
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i'm never doing that again oh my god
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that was awful
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[Music]
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ladies
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sure
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[Music]
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okay i think they're pretty good i think
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i got at least
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they're not the best photos but like the
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outfit's good so it makes up
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[Music]
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that was a good one oh
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i shouldn't have paused it while i
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burped now you just heard the burp
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whoops okay but hello
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it's me again welcome back
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how old is the is even the cow me i have
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no idea
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[Music]
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okay keep falling
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i love the fact that speech works now
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hot damn you're looking so good dude
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my hourly rate is nuts
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heels lips i don't think we need lips on
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this one
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i'm gonna controversial opinion i think
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this is better without lipstick
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heels yeah uh which one's the
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which one which heels which heels are
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yeah being a fanboy is the most
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masculine thing you can do because only
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men can do it
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i agree only men can dress up as women
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uh come fields yeah i have the i have
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some black comfy heels the ones that
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have like laces and [ __ ] they're really
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why is our voice now so manly
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are we arouse you more if we sound so
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manly
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like hey missy clean up and we'll take
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care of you
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why is our voice sound oh like uh yeah
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no it's it's dan
208:46
uh brian is now um take my brian is now
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in
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my room please love you my hourly writes
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nuts you have no idea
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ah please heals the rgb license adam if
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they if they can link to like the razor
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software or the
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yeah that'd be sick heals with heal rgb
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we don't know
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rgb heels that link to the pc software
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so your heels can match your computer
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can that be a thing razer corsair please
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i'll collab with you
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i will do anything i will do the
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promotion for free
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come on dude that sounds sick gamer
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heals
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bro
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greetings from denmark have a great
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stream
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hell yeah oh my god i will thank you
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i'm writing this down i'm gonna save
209:38
this is like a tweet draft
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so i can at razer [ __ ] [ __ ] it
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uh there we go lgbt
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no [ __ ] rgb say my name again
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say my name again
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dude that's sick i need i need some [ __ ]
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like this raisin
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razor is working on rgb face mask i know
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but like stealth
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okay
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all right i'm writing i'm writing this
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down saving his tweet draft okay
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so can i give [ __ ]
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i'm waiting for the day that [ __ ] um
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what's important
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the heck was that it masturbates furious
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[ __ ] sake
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i'm waiting for like dolly's donation
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where she's just like [ __ ] what you
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haven't crossed your legs yet dumbass
210:29
like that
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anyway
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rate my hourly rate's around 250 dollars
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actually no it's around 251 dollars
210:38
sorry mustache
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opinion i'm raccoons uh i we don't have
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them in the uk i mean we must have them
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but
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all right imagine plugging in your rgb
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heals to charge every night
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yeah which oh [ __ ] i gotta get the heels
210:53
one sec pedago i don't have a short
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enough pedago for this
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oh my god you've really found rgb heels
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one second
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really oh my [ __ ] god
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they exist how
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i mean hell yeah they don't even look
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that bad
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[ __ ] when did those 14
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000 happen what did i miss in two days
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yep don't worry it's weird for me as
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well
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it's weird for me as well okay
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okay right
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did you post the picture now i'm gonna
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post them like probably tomorrow um
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god damn it okay i need to go get the
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heels um
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do i do heels before i get the po box
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packages are after
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i'm on the vote of after because god
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damn it
211:45
we could do a whole po box stream and
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then i could put the heels on what about
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that
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because that sounds so much easier
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god okay uh
211:55
let's do i got like i got it before
211:57
before okay
211:58
i'll see if there's any new memes on the
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right as well
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okay let me go grab them and i'll show
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you the i'll show you the heels that i'm
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on about
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unless we have them here oh my god wait
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are those them
212:17
i might have just since you're so cocky
212:19
let's make them have to cross
212:20
legs the whole time opening po boxes
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since you're so cocky let's make
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that that's going to require a hell of a
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lot it went from five minutes to the
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entire stream no
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uh you're gonna need to donate a hell of
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a lot more okay let me grab my heels uh
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i think they're over there let me just
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make sure i don't show ass are we good
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no i'm not good i'm gonna do
212:41
let me do this whoopsie hello go grab
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these heels
212:45
let me see if these are the ones that
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went about they are sweet
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i'm so sorry chat
212:53
you don't get to see ass today
212:57
here we are i got heels they kind of
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match the outfit actually look
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these are the heels not bad i think i'm
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pretty good
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oh christ
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[Music]
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ah let me see who won the mcc actually
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who won mcc oh my god
213:21
i want to know from the people that came
213:22
with mcc [ __ ] hell
213:24
did s major win brian did brian not work
213:31
mcc was a moment did brian just not work
213:32
for a second
213:34
scott's team so no ttf dude
213:37
scott major cheated kind of holy [ __ ]
213:42
really at this rate on girl months it
213:45
would be easier to change your name to
213:47
rose and finn becomes the persona you
213:49
dress up as
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oh god i'm not going to change my name
213:53
but god it really is kind of like that
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don't know it was only two dollars oh
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okay okay sorry jesus
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yeah when it's three dollars it reads
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out when it's two dollars it doesn't
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my god she's looking good my dude
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thank you my dude thank you my dude's a
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gender-neutral term
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bro never do corset and then put on
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heels
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oh my god yeah i want that dude the
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heels are on amazon they're actually
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like really [ __ ]
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if i was going to pick my favorite pair
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of heels they'd probably be these
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because they're comfy but they're all
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they're like
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i honestly i think it's because they're
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exactly my size
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so they're really comfortable for me and
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i heels aren't really that uncomfy for
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me
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dude it's so hard to put these on with
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the course on heels aren't that
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uncomfortable for me
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so you [ __ ] dudes like
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even if i was dating a girl i still
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think i'd say my dude
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yeah link to them heels i don't know
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what they are
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i really don't and i you know i've never
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found them on amazon again so i might
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have to like
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genuinely just i need to undo the
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releases first don't i
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i might need to genuinely just search
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for them so give me a minute
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i put on these [ __ ] heels oh my god
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come on bro
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i say they fit me imperfectly they do
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but there's like a lip to get over which
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is
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there there it is sweet yeah they fit me
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exactly perfectly
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which is kind of dope he knew some of
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the maps oh
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wow scots have cheating cheetah chitty
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chitty
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solid you can take them off they're
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hurting dude
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they don't hurt the heels are actually
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like really comfy that's what i mean
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the heels are like stupidly comfortable
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for me
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i'm really concerned then i felt this
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touch my thighs and i was like oh my god
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okay i'm not showing anything right no
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solid but the thing the bow came
215:47
undone rip brian no
215:50
brian he might have donated something
215:52
with like a word that it won't say
215:54
if we can do this and then girl month 5
215:56
finn will have spent half the year in
215:58
girl mode
215:59
kings together strong chad if we do this
216:02
then finn has another [ __ ]
216:03
oh no i'm not dude
216:08
i'm not as a trans woman i can't help
216:10
but be jealous of finn and simping over
216:12
him
216:13
finn is rose cute and hot hell yeah i
216:15
did the bar
216:16
well done okay [ __ ] hell okay
216:23
um okay i gotta get the [ __ ] po box
216:25
packages
216:26
by the way um oh my god this is not
216:31
coffee
216:31
[ __ ] hell i'll do the [ __ ] i'll duh
216:35
you love being a girl and don't lie you
216:37
love the attention and you look better
216:38
as a girlier guy
216:40
i do like attention but then again i try
216:42
to look good when i'm
216:43
when i'm a girl you've never seen me try
216:45
to look good when i've dressed as a guy
216:47
i don't think you've ever seen me try
216:48
and look good while i was dressed as a
216:49
guy because i haven't
216:51
jiggle physics all right let me uh i'm
216:53
gonna brb i'm gonna go grab all the
216:55
stuff
216:56
[ __ ] uh dolly get back to me on your
216:59
check
217:00
if uh your large check for me to get
217:02
goddamn um
217:04
for to cross my legs i'm only gonna do
217:05
it for five minutes as of right now
217:07
because
217:07
no okay right let me go grab this stuff
217:11
i'm gonna give you some music to
217:13
place out in the shape of a heart starts
217:15
beating so hard you can see it
217:20
milk truck crashes into a bakery store
217:23
in the background spilling white liquid
217:25
and dough on the streets baby wants to
217:28
[ __ ]
217:31
[Music]
217:33
my name is rose and i hate that you give
217:36
me money to look beautiful
217:37
it do anything not to have to buy pretty
217:40
outfits and post selfies on twitter
217:42
looking cute
217:43
[Music]
217:57
you're telling a joke you little [ __ ]
218:11
[Music]
218:24
so
218:26
[Music]
218:38
so
218:40
[Music]
219:48
oh
219:53
oh okay oh i timed that pretty well look
219:57
at that
219:58
two minutes 30 seconds [ __ ] yeah let's
219:59
go hey boys
220:01
ah i got it i did that all in one trip
220:05
look at that
220:06
all of that one go i was holding it like
220:08
this up the stairs going
220:11
i did it now i got it done and now i
220:14
don't know
220:14
i i don't have anywhere to sit [ __ ] i
220:17
should have thought about that
220:19
[ __ ] oh my god
220:22
you probably don't try and look good as
220:24
a guy as much as you try and do as a
220:26
girl because you probably like looking
220:28
like a girl more and you're using chat
220:31
and stream to give you an excuse to
220:33
dress like a girl jk
220:34
lol
220:38
good thing you said jk otherwise i would
220:39
have had to ban you
220:41
okay oh my god i almost pulled up my
220:43
goddamn skirt alright so
220:45
shut shut how do i sit
220:48
side jiggle mmm how do i sit
220:52
[ __ ] hell i'm gonna have to move like
220:54
remove all this stuff
220:56
over there i am actually cleaning in a
221:01
maid outfit holy [ __ ]
221:02
it's almost like it was made for this
221:05
[ __ ] i've broken it already
221:07
what the [ __ ] why is there wires in here
221:12
i don't care about the [ __ ] cables
221:14
okay i'm moving all this stuff
221:16
over to the other chair
221:20
okay right oh
221:25
hold on we're doing a maidstream right
221:27
now so there must
221:28
there technically has to be cleaning
221:30
involved
221:32
so i can just get it out the way that
221:33
i've said i've cleaned
221:36
and this isn't supposed to be here
221:38
anyway i think i was trying to set up a
221:40
new camera and i just had that there
221:42
you're supposed to be over there okay
221:44
and then i can move all this stuff
221:46
to this i want to do this one first
221:48
because the smallest one
221:53
go moves trash to other side of room and
221:56
calls it cleaning keck
221:58
it is cleaning it's clean i'm cleaning
222:01
that chair
222:02
i'm not cleaning the room i'm cleaning
222:04
the chair you guys have no idea
222:09
and the silk and sad uncertain rustling
222:11
of each purple curtain thrilled me
222:13
filled me with fantastic terrors never
222:16
felt before
222:17
so that now to still the beating of my
222:19
heart i stood repeating tis some visitor
222:21
entreating entrance at my chamber
222:24
it's organizing cleaning
222:27
i've cleaned good thing you look pretty
222:30
because you are not good at cleaning
222:32
i'm glad i just did clean i want my
222:34
knife i want my core knife give me a
222:35
second i want my core knifes in my
222:37
bedroom
222:57
[Music]
223:01
rose light of my life fire of my loins
223:04
my sin my soul she was rosy playing
223:07
rosie in the morning standing five
223:09
feet eleven and once she was f1 and then
223:12
five
223:13
you can move in heels i am moving on the
223:15
dotted line
223:21
what the [ __ ] rose lied to my life
223:25
fire of my loins my said myself she was
223:28
she was rosie of plain rosie in the
223:30
morning standing five feet eleven and
223:32
one
223:32
is this from is this a poem about me was
223:35
that what this was
223:38
what the [ __ ] uh she was finster at
223:41
school she was thin on the dotted line
223:43
but in my arms she was always rose
223:46
it's a pretty good poem it's a pretty
223:48
good poem
223:49
decent time all right
223:53
honey we finished our hot sauce 5 11 is
223:55
a bit generous i am 5 11.
223:57
i know you're new so i'm not going to
223:59
deduct from your pay but you really
224:00
can't be slipping up on basics like this
224:04
i'm so sorry i'm so sorry um
224:08
[ __ ] what do people call bosses so sorry
224:11
boss
224:11
i'll uh i'll i'll get to cleaning the
224:13
hot sauces later i know they've been
224:15
there for an unacceptable amount of time
224:20
what is this okay first po box package
224:23
looks like makeup
224:26
eye shadow it's just like black as black
224:29
eye shadow
224:30
it's just i couldn't even tell what was
224:32
in it because it was so black
224:34
god that is yeah it's your black
224:35
eyeshadow
224:37
solid i will never use this i have
224:40
black eyeshadow looks horrible on me
224:42
please see every example where i've
224:44
tried it
224:45
okay 610 yikes
224:48
[ __ ] thanks for the thanks for the seven
224:50
months by the way
224:52
caller's master oh
224:56
okay master's good oh yeah because
225:00
everyone that works under people calls
225:02
them master that's what warden calls me
225:04
that's what a predator calls me
225:06
that's what um who else do i employ i
225:08
think i only employ those two
225:10
uh marco that's what marco calls me
225:15
holy [ __ ]
225:19
okay one sec let me get this there over
225:22
there i forgot right
225:26
this is a pretty large package
225:30
um okay
225:34
which one of you masters sent me such a
225:35
large package i have to make an entire
225:38
company valuation for mcd tonight so
225:40
thank you for keeping me company
225:44
oh my god i forgot that we agreed these
225:46
are going to be um
225:47
[Music]
225:48
more or less less appropriate
225:52
alexa play cow song i think i can show
225:54
this
225:56
i'm fairly certain i can show this is
225:57
not a dildo
226:00
but you know what it is
226:06
oh fam what the [ __ ] that hit hard
226:13
what the [ __ ] that has no right to hurt
226:15
that much
226:16
what the [ __ ] it's a flogger what do i
226:19
do with this now
226:23
oh bruh that [ __ ] looked like it would
226:26
hurt bro
226:28
i could get into this this could be my
226:30
thing i
226:31
i went i'm gonna go from vanilla to not
226:34
vanilla
226:36
oh bro that [ __ ] looks like it [ __ ]
226:38
hurts bro
226:39
holy [ __ ] hold on can i just like that's
226:42
not too bad
226:43
oh i might have hit myself badly last
226:45
time that's interesting
226:46
okay solid i have multiple weapons now
226:51
i need like a real whip like not a sex
226:54
thing just a whip just like a
226:55
you know one breaks the sound barrier
226:58
can someone send me a real whip
227:00
i'm down fem dumb is this
227:05
if i did it would it be fem dom warden
227:07
please as sarcastically as possible call
227:10
rose master from now on
227:12
also please put that on the shelf for
227:14
when you have been a naughty girl
227:16
no no no me and warden need to maintain
227:18
a professional relationship or otherwise
227:20
it'll find on
227:22
oh my god if me wouldn't mean no
227:26
this one's been opened that's terrifying
227:30
my dad may have seen inside this box
227:35
this is a good [ __ ] knife i don't
227:37
want to sharpen it though
227:38
it looks pretty sharp though spent five
227:40
months subbed to this egg
227:42
time well spent can we get some eggs in
227:45
the chat
227:46
either weapons or dildos that's that's
227:48
that's the most fun ones that i get
227:51
let's stop kidding ourselves marisa is
227:53
the dummy mommy in the relationship
227:55
she'd be in control of all the whips
227:57
while you have a whip now though
227:59
it can't be too long egg god what the
228:01
[ __ ] i look over for one second and then
228:03
you're all saying egg
228:05
okay so one thing
228:09
is a dress
228:12
it's like no it's not it's not a dress
228:13
it's a it's
228:15
leggings they're very very thin
228:19
and they smell very very bad but they've
228:21
got elephants
228:23
elephants are kind of pogchamp gregory
228:25
house right after all the ultimate woman
228:27
is a man
228:28
oh my god dude i
228:31
half of me get scared every time someone
228:33
done it because i'm like god damn it
228:34
it's going to be dolly again
228:36
okay hello
228:39
what's this has a knife fetish but rose
228:41
has a whipping fetish
228:43
yeah damn right it's for me oh okay uh
228:47
sarwal a sarwal okay
228:50
hey finn i hope you're having fun with
228:51
this po box opening today
228:53
uh today you get two things from me one
228:56
is some comfy clothes you can use as
228:57
finn
228:58
and ro and rose and the other is a pure
229:01
manly man tool
229:02
use it outside well that's gotta be the
229:05
comfy thing
229:06
we will try it i will i it's probably
229:08
gonna turn into uh
229:10
i live in like comfy like leggings and
229:12
pajamas so
229:14
oh it's called i mean we call those as
229:16
sowell in france
229:17
yo what the [ __ ]
229:20
i knew i was right about the [ __ ]
229:24
i only want fun [ __ ] like this now
229:27
holy [ __ ]
229:33
is it what the [ __ ] would you consider
229:35
this an axe or a tomahawk
229:37
is this for throwing what is this for is
229:40
it for throwing
229:41
oh my god
229:46
i don't know what it's for i don't know
229:48
if you're supposed to throw it or not
229:50
i really wanna did he send me a [ __ ]
229:53
tomahawk
229:55
i didn't know you could do that that's
229:57
sick that's so sick tomahawk for sure
230:00
yeah it's for throwing hell yes
230:04
that's [ __ ] epic this knife does
230:06
really well on clamshell stuff but
230:08
clamshell stuff
230:08
sharks to open it's so annoyingly built
230:12
this is dope this is [ __ ] epic jon
230:16
this is cool dude this just been pretty
230:20
it's a it's a throwing axe john was
230:21
talking about this the council
230:23
hell yeah dude we've um that's so cool
230:27
so far we're off to a very strong start
230:29
for a p.o box opening
230:32
we've already received a whip and an axe
230:37
weapons and sex things that's basically
230:39
all i want from now on
230:44
but also cute outfits i will take cute
230:46
outfits as well
230:49
okay what the [ __ ] i didn't do [ __ ]
230:53
i don't want to dull the knife by like
230:56
scraping it against metal but i'm really
230:59
trying to
231:00
go about this in a smart way of opening
231:04
if i can get these two corners cut
231:08
okay i could bend that across
231:12
oh and now we've got the blade off the
231:14
most dangerous part okay
231:16
solid danger danger danger
231:21
okay now i can do that and then i should
231:23
be able to cut along
231:25
the seam line
231:28
without dilling the knife
231:30
[Music]
231:34
nice tom egg hawk i'm gonna try and cut
231:37
away from me just so i don't like
231:40
accidentally hurt myself
231:43
as you always should with knives by the
231:45
way knife safety is important
231:47
that's probably enough oh my god this
231:50
last one little bit
231:51
keeping us in
231:55
the council have been making bets as to
231:57
how soon you injure yourself with it
232:01
soon it might be before i even get out
232:02
the package if i'm not careful
232:04
but i am careful careful and smart
232:07
usually very smart
232:14
okay there we go rosie's evil now she
232:18
has an
232:18
eggs and eggs
232:22
how [ __ ] difficult is this to get out
232:24
because each side of the axe is like a
232:26
different
232:26
um different shape
232:29
so there's no side that just smoothly
232:31
slides out
232:35
oh okay got it oh my god
232:40
that is terrifying
232:44
yeah this is like a very hard thing to
232:46
get out of a package because there's
232:48
blades
232:48
all over it there it is boys
232:52
yeah all of this is just danger like all
232:55
of that is blade
232:56
all of this is blade holy [ __ ]
233:00
oh my god tell me i'm not i am
233:04
danger incarnate this is [ __ ] awesome
233:07
give me this box
233:12
this is the best
233:16
it's got a spike i'm on it come here
233:20
oh
233:24
this is the best what the [ __ ] this is
233:26
cool this
233:27
is so dope careful what
233:30
what what am i not being careful about
233:32
this is great
233:33
i love this dope i don't know where to
233:37
put it though
233:38
on the desk right on the desk right
233:40
where it can fall onto me let's put it
233:41
all the way back there
233:44
hell yeah the blade part of the axe is
233:47
called egg in swedish
233:48
is it really well that's a dane that's
233:51
one dangerous egg
233:52
um bet on what'll be damaged first me
233:55
all the axe dude
233:58
okay next box i love axe throwing there
234:02
is barely any chance in bounces
234:04
back if you do it in your garden watch
234:06
some video on how to throw it but i
234:08
think it will be alright worst scenario
234:10
you will throw it
234:11
too hard and it goes to the negr xd yeah
234:15
i've know throwing axe throwing is
234:17
generally a fairly safe thing
234:21
as long as it doesn't bounce back
234:22
revenge of the maid part two
234:25
revenge of the maid oh okay
234:28
so listen this is unfair because i i
234:31
probably opened the best two packages
234:33
first
234:34
by accident so everything else has to
234:36
stack up towards it
234:39
this is awesome so far
234:42
there was a sheath on the back of the
234:44
package i saw it sorry i am dumb about
234:45
that
234:46
i did see it
234:53
it loops up it lives up dude this is a
234:56
really good p.o box opening so far
234:59
and i can't wait to show you what i'm
235:00
looking at
235:02
i don't know what the thing is it's a
235:05
[ __ ] pillow cover
235:15
this is so dope this is the best [ __ ]
235:18
p.o box package opening
235:20
does he go away if i do a thing
235:24
there's someone under it in the news
235:25
tonight local 21 year old femme boy
235:28
rushed to hospital after accidentally
235:30
hurting self with tomahawk
235:32
accidentally accidentally
235:36
dude that's so cool and you can just
235:38
make him kind of go away
235:39
if you don't want if you want a normal
235:40
household and then if you're cool and
235:42
epic
235:43
you can just one swipe with a hand and
235:46
he's back boy oh that's so sick
235:49
oh that's so dope that is so cool okay
235:53
this is good so far holy [ __ ] finn back
235:56
some years ago
235:58
how do i make money finn also who would
236:01
force
236:01
feminize me gently finn is the smartest
236:04
person on the internet
236:06
damn right this one's heavy so it might
236:09
be a child
236:14
or just in case it was
236:18
i don't want to keep it
236:26
oh what a weird packing material
236:31
it's like something like a shredded box
236:34
okay
236:36
okay there's multiple different things
236:43
and i can't see what they are this is
236:45
all i see they're cylindrically shaped
236:51
oh dude i'm getting more and more
236:52
nervous the more i unroll it
236:57
oh it's just hot sauce
237:02
cool okay i'm reasonably sure that there
237:06
are no dildos in this box then
237:08
epic
237:12
oh there's three of them there's just
237:14
three of the same hot sauce
237:16
they're all the original one i think
237:20
are they slightly different colors i
237:22
can't tell
237:27
epic they're hot sauces yeah i got three
237:30
of them
237:30
i can give gifts to people of heart
237:32
source okay
237:34
another solid good gift this is [ __ ]
237:37
a really good p.o box
237:38
finn stop procrastinating and do it
237:40
already
237:43
alexa set a timer for five minutes
237:48
five minutes starting now
237:52
[ __ ] this dude this [ __ ] sucks
237:57
[Music]
238:00
okay don't stab a box if you think a
238:02
child might be in it
238:03
that's exactly what you know that's what
238:06
they teach you in the academy
238:07
for a dead one oh [ __ ] this
238:16
this is this sucks i'm gonna just sit as
238:19
still as i possibly can be
238:21
okay is this little for big holy [ __ ] is
238:24
it's the same company that made what i'm
238:28
wearing
238:32
it's pink whatever it is it's pink
238:40
oh my god
238:47
yeah it is it's a corset
238:50
it's a pink corset
238:54
it's a pink flowery corset
238:58
oh my [ __ ] god
239:03
that's kind of it feels good that's kind
239:06
of nuts
239:07
i don't even know what i wear this for
239:10
but that's kind of cool
239:11
why is this oh this is so good this
239:14
package opening is dope i can't even
239:16
[ __ ] move
239:16
there goes the vr controller
239:19
[Music]
239:21
okay oh my god hold on this [ __ ]
239:24
blows i'm so uncomfortable
239:26
here oh [ __ ] that i i can't i've got to
239:29
like untuck i gotta uncross my legs
239:31
alexa what's my timer at you have three
239:34
minutes and ten
239:35
seconds left on your five-minute timer i
239:37
have a better idea
239:39
ah the 500
239:52
yard
239:55
best best present ever best present ever
239:59
john
240:03
oh [ __ ] [ __ ]
240:07
okay come on dude come on buddy i
240:09
believe in you
240:12
oh my god oh that's a good one
240:17
let's go let's [ __ ] go best present
240:20
ever
240:20
best present ever
240:24
and i only made holes in like there
240:31
oh my god why tuck when you have a skirt
240:34
that is a
240:35
fantastic question why would i tuck when
240:38
i'm wearing a skirt already
240:40
that is a great question hey dolly
240:43
do you mind answering hey dolly do you
240:46
mind answering
240:48
you right there buddy doing great
240:52
okay
240:56
okay right
241:00
this is solid doing a solid
241:03
okay this feels like a dress
241:09
so the skirt doesn't turn into a tent
241:11
it's not that big
241:13
okay
241:16
ah it's like a blue prom dress that's
241:19
kind of dope
241:20
it's got like a collar up top that's
241:22
kind of dope
241:24
it's like a blue prom dress nifty
241:27
i'm so immobile in this opening now
241:30
that's a great point remove the skirt
241:33
nope
241:34
dully wants full goal mode including
241:37
crossing legs and everything
241:41
alexa what's my time wrap you have one
241:44
minute left on your five minute timer
241:46
one minute buddy i'm just gonna stay
241:47
here for a second guys
241:49
we're gonna do a bit of meditation
242:00
okay
242:04
[Music]
242:08
that little for big stuff is sus if you
242:10
whip out a pacifier i am leaving
242:16
[Music]
242:23
glad you like the pillow cover keck blue
242:25
dress was me too to go with those blue
242:27
heels you got a while back
242:44
hear the sound of the waves
242:48
the balls go inside not behind oh my
242:52
[ __ ] god that was hell
242:53
jesus alexa shut up my god it's over
242:57
ah
243:03
[ __ ] you dolly
243:06
jesus christ
243:10
that was awful that sucked
243:13
we couldn't see your legs crossed it
243:14
doesn't count dude you want to see
243:16
[ __ ]
243:16
dick and balls no the balls go inside
243:21
dude they've got they go in that's why
243:24
it's so annoying because
243:25
okay put it like this right let's say
243:27
you're not tucked and you cross your
243:28
legs
243:29
cross your legs cross your legs let's
243:31
say you're not told to cross your legs
243:32
your balls will just move out the way
243:34
most of the time at least go under right
243:35
under your legs
243:36
so or like you know if they're crossed
243:39
your leg like your legs kind of like
243:40
that and then it goes like that
243:41
your balls kind of sit like there right
243:43
that's what it does normally
243:45
when they're when they're in it is like
243:48
just [ __ ]
243:49
boop squish that's what it is
243:52
it is awful not good
243:55
bad not good bad i could not be
243:58
that feminine that's it's not gonna
244:01
happen
244:02
i'm not used to it oh my god through the
244:05
gates off
244:06
we make our way to tucking to the
244:08
crossing legs primo victoria
244:10
oh my god huh
244:14
victoria dude my legs are so [ __ ]
244:16
wide right now like that's how i'm at
244:18
right now just like oh my god recovery
244:20
position
244:22
tucking his pain okay what is this let's
244:26
see
244:27
whatever it is it's worth five dollars
244:32
it's from hk which sounds like a knife
244:34
brand
244:36
or h k is a knife frame but not hk
244:56
well
245:01
that looks like a dog collar to me
245:04
um oh my god wait
245:08
wait wait wait wait
245:16
what the [ __ ] that is
245:20
whose neck is this small by the way that
245:23
i don't know if that's a yikes or not
245:25
but jesus christ
245:27
put it on not with this outfit but i
245:30
will definitely try this on at some
245:31
point
245:32
oh it's a personalized dog collar how
245:35
nice
245:36
holy [ __ ] i'm not going to put it on
245:38
this i've
245:39
i'm already wearing a collar where this
245:40
would be yeah we're getting a lot of
245:42
bdsm stuff
245:44
solid you know what that's dope
245:48
that's pretty epic that is a [ __ ]
245:51
i can't like give you a good perspective
245:53
on this but this is a [ __ ]
245:54
hardcore collar like i'm it's worth five
245:58
dollars but jesus they did a good job
245:59
with it that is [ __ ]
246:01
solid that is some like i would i know
246:04
it's not real leather but like god it
246:06
feels like it's
246:07
tough as hell i forgot i got you this
246:09
color oh yeah i forgot i got you this
246:12
collar well john it is john
246:15
down badass [ __ ] rose use plug
246:18
we haven't got a we
246:19
what plug i don't know you're on about
246:22
no dildos yet
246:23
even though i asked specifically for
246:24
dildos there's only this one and another
246:26
one
246:27
and we have not received a single dildo
246:29
that's upsetting
246:32
we have received various items though i
246:35
gave good [ __ ] john did
246:36
give good [ __ ] not a single dildo yet
246:38
that's upsetting
246:41
there
246:45
god i pulled my skirt all the way up
246:46
there
246:48
good thing this was covering it pog two
246:50
months
246:51
uh okay hyphen uh you can use this when
246:54
you start on the walking streams oh yeah
246:55
and this from
246:57
andrew he also was the one that sent me
246:59
roses in a jar and the hairy biker's
247:00
veggie cookbook
247:01
which i've kept by the way okay
247:04
nice to see you flying caravan oh is he
247:06
here oh god he's back [ __ ]
247:09
hey cabbie someone's oh god
247:15
oh wow that looks high quality holy [ __ ]
247:17
tripod selfie stick
247:19
oh this looks [ __ ] cool actually
247:23
holy [ __ ] this is dope wait this is
247:26
actually way better than what i have
247:29
whoa okay hold on please be a butt plug
247:32
it's not well
247:36
oh that's sick how much was this this
247:38
looks really good
247:42
how do i unfold it
247:45
how do i lengthen this
247:52
how do i make this long
247:58
oh like that oh my god
248:05
can this all fit up my ass
248:12
surely not well that's cool
248:19
oh i don't know how to unfold it i
248:23
i don't have to get it back in now
248:27
hello there you see that [ __ ]
248:30
hello there that's dope that's really
248:34
dope
248:37
that's really really cool that's really
248:40
really cool
248:41
nice rose i'm really digging all the
248:44
items that identify her as
248:46
a submissive unsurprised
248:52
well this is the last one that we've got
248:54
this is the last package we've got
248:55
it's not light enough it's not heavy
248:57
enough to be to be anything that
248:59
can go inside you everything's a butt
249:01
plug if you're brave enough
249:07
oh this was okay i know what this one is
249:09
someone sent me
249:10
someone said i've sent you some command
249:12
strips oh god there's a message
249:17
i neglected to send you one of these
249:18
with that rose mask ah okay this is from
249:20
uh
249:21
moya sweet okay
249:27
oh this knife might be not sharp enough
249:28
as i thought it was not as sharp as i
249:30
thought it was
249:31
still very sharp though epic
249:35
hey okay it's just a it is some command
249:38
strips so i can hang everything up on
249:39
the walls
249:41
lovely they're like command strip hooks
249:42
i have a couple of them actually oh no i
249:44
have something by command that's what
249:46
keeps the uh the the
249:48
command strips are what keep the um vr
249:52
cameras up very epic very very epic
249:56
keep them in the bag actually because
249:58
otherwise they're going to go all over
249:59
the place the hell yeah
250:00
sweet okay p.o box opening over
250:05
well done i do actually need to clean
250:07
now
250:08
well not now now but you know what i
250:09
mean later anyway
250:11
how much of this can go inside me um
250:14
this
250:14
probably definitely oh god hey cabbie
250:17
man
250:18
thanks for the 10 gifted subs and there
250:20
goes my points
250:21
oh yeah thank you
250:25
this is cool i think the funnest bit was
250:27
this
250:28
when it were like oh that's so sick
250:32
hell yeah now imagine that goes in and
250:36
then
250:40
wait
250:43
ah that's upsetting
250:49
yeah and then it goes like oh damn
250:53
springs out at you hey gabby man thank
250:56
you
250:57
thanks for the many gifted subs again
251:00
you don't need to gift that many
251:01
and it does that it can open up in you
251:04
like that right it goes in and then it
251:06
does that
251:08
hell yeah this is great i know rose body
251:11
pillow went
251:11
down maybe soon why are you gifting so
251:14
many subs
251:15
what the [ __ ] but thank you you don't
251:18
need to
251:19
thank you anyway and it spreads you
251:23
it widens you know thanks gabby man
251:26
okay right what was the what was the bet
251:30
about
251:33
we got a yikes item what was it
251:37
we didn't really get a yikes item
251:39
actually yeah no we didn't no it's
251:40
wholesome yeah
251:41
we didn't really get any yikes items we
251:43
did get a flogger
251:45
so there is that is this a yikes item
251:49
[Music]
251:55
what'd that sound like i wonder there
251:58
are actually butt plugs that do that
252:00
that is
252:00
terrifying yikes equals tos okay fair
252:03
enough
252:04
no tos items today i mean
252:08
don't mind me i'm just cleaning
252:13
sorry it was cleaning i'm making sure
252:16
there's no
252:17
dirt anywhere i'm an aggressive cleaner
252:19
ah what the [ __ ] i thought it was five
252:22
jesus christ thank you
252:26
is was it was it that was it that did it
252:28
because thanks hell yeah
252:30
can do it again uh thanks for the 50
252:33
subs
252:34
holy [ __ ] hell yeah
252:37
this really is like um what's it called
252:40
um there's plugs that do that they
252:44
also can be locked in the open position
252:47
yeah so that's a torture device i think
252:49
i don't know if that's for something
252:50
anyone would want that sounds like a
252:52
torture device
252:54
there probably is a torture device in
252:56
fact that's probably what it's marked
252:57
as actually okay
253:02
hey short stuff just joined this fit is
253:04
rather cute
253:05
how's your saturday night going really
253:08
well
253:09
really well weirdly um i found a really
253:13
cool outfit
253:14
which is kind of dope um
253:19
there's a torture device called a pear
253:20
which is which does exactly that
253:23
ah little
253:26
okay yep pear oh dude can i sit down
253:29
like this
253:30
do you guys care if i'm like this the
253:31
rest of the stream
253:33
because my god hey dolly when do you
253:36
expect when can i untuck this
253:38
cause is dolly still here hey die hey
253:42
dolly you're around bucko
253:43
hey buckaroo
253:46
bad posture corrected no why are you all
253:50
on his side
253:52
what
253:56
so you are forced to either tuck or plug
253:58
for a day what do you choose
254:00
tuck definitely what are you kidding
254:05
are you joking tuck every time
254:08
you were forced to either tuck for a
254:10
week or plug for a day
254:12
tuck easily my god
254:17
it would be always that
254:22
have you plugged god no i've
254:26
i i don't need to know the feeling of a
254:28
plug so that's why i would i'd rather
254:31
this
254:31
this is a known feeling being tucked is
254:34
like something you can get used to
254:35
people do that for a living plug's not
254:37
that bad i disagree
254:39
i disagree entirely it sounds bad
254:43
i don't want to experience it plugging
254:46
is not
254:47
is really not that bad i don't care i
254:49
don't care will you ever plug no
254:51
no
254:52
[Music]
254:56
till streams over and fix your posture
255:09
donates like [ __ ] ah god
255:12
road to plug better is this nice is this
255:17
good
255:18
we're [ __ ] made ready to be of
255:20
service
255:23
now you say yes master with that donor
255:25
my god it was the made out
255:27
man it was as soon as i added straps to
255:29
this come on now
255:31
the poor little thing ever done to you
255:35
chap are you being mean to to the tiny
255:38
peepee again
255:40
come on now what is the poor little
255:41
thing ever done too i swear to [ __ ]
255:44
god
255:45
i swear to god
255:54
i'm i'm upset i'm upset donation goal to
255:57
plug you
255:58
no it wouldn't be a goal it wouldn't
256:00
even be a goal
256:02
if plug is bad why a million sold listen
256:05
other people
256:06
you know they're fine for it you know
256:08
they there's people oh my god thanks for
256:10
the thing of the dubs
256:11
thanks thanks biggie um there are other
256:14
people
256:15
that want something to open up inside
256:18
them
256:18
there's something for everyone i do not
256:20
personally
256:21
think that uh i should have that as an
256:23
entrance sexy for streamrose lol
256:26
i think i'm i think i'm pretty solid
256:28
with it remaining that
256:30
don't go for estrogen indeed same thing
256:32
no
256:33
i'm sure it's good for a lot of people
256:35
but it's not for me
256:37
it's you know it's not my thing not my
256:40
vibe
256:44
god all of you that are talking about
256:45
plugs [ __ ] sake
256:47
10k for a plug no way more holy [ __ ] i
256:50
the amount of money that i would charge
256:52
you
256:53
the amount of money plugs a stretch goal
256:56
that's funny that's a funny that's a
256:58
funny chat comment
257:00
oh my god 50k
257:03
more it's it's 100k
257:06
that's on the border of it being a thing
257:09
i
257:12
anyway
257:17
60 already dude
257:21
usbc plug 80k no anything oh have you
257:24
ever heard that thing about like
257:26
so if someone will do something for like
257:28
a hundred thousand dollars they'd
257:29
probably do it for like 99
257:31
999 but they might even do it for 99
257:34
998 if you keep going down by one how
257:37
much would it get
257:38
to like you know would you do it for 99
257:42
000
257:42
you know then it's like yeah you know
257:44
sort of thing right
257:45
and then it gave how off how frequently
257:47
could you get that's just haggling
257:49
but charlotte yeah i mean i i've heard
257:52
that
257:52
very philos philosophical indeed would
257:54
you do it for 99. you know
257:56
i'm i might do it for 99.9 oh god
257:59
plug is a stretch go how much we will
258:02
crush it
258:03
how much how much we will crush it a
258:05
hundred thousand dollars in one donation
258:08
it will i will only do it via mr beast
258:10
donating a hundred thousand dollars in
258:11
one donation
258:12
[Music]
258:14
that's the goal fine if it's a hundred
258:17
thousand dollars in one donation
258:18
i'll do it there you go i'm now it's on
258:22
record that's what it is so now that
258:24
you've got your answer okay you can stop
258:25
asking me about it
258:27
oh we could get that done no you
258:28
couldn't
258:31
is there another kink we can help you
258:33
with or are you happy at the moment
258:35
also good night missy
258:39
uh honestly this is pretty dope i would
258:42
like a bull whip
258:43
one of the ones that break the sound
258:46
barrier
258:48
makes the plug feel so good on the other
258:51
hand tucking just hurts
258:53
i would take a plug any day over tucking
258:55
i wouldn't
258:57
i wouldn't yes good lord chad i promise
259:00
i'm not actually missing i ordered
259:01
something battery powered from amazon
259:03
for you
259:04
oh brilliant was it a um
259:08
god what could be battery powered from
259:09
amazon like uh an rc car
259:12
that'd be cool totally not john
259:16
how much for the next time you are in
259:18
the shower to try a finger to the
259:20
entrance to your success kingdom
259:22
oh my god none not at all never
259:25
good lord good lord stop
259:42
totally not john that was definitely not
259:44
john apparently
259:46
definitely not john topic but have you
259:48
made any progress with the voice class
259:50
you were looking at
259:52
now if you feel hesitant we are all on
259:54
your side cringe or not
259:56
if you want to make a goal for it we
259:58
could but paying the fee is also
259:59
motivating in a way
260:02
it's i wouldn't do a thing for it
260:03
because i think i already like kind of
260:04
did but like
260:06
the uh i would never do a goal for it
260:08
because it's like it's like a thousand
260:09
but it's like
260:11
you've got to do it it's like a 10 week
260:12
thing and it's like they're booked up
260:14
for like two months anyway
260:16
you know so it's what i might try and do
260:19
which i haven't had time to do is email
260:20
them and just be like yo you know here's
260:22
my exact circumstance
260:24
any chance we could talk about it you
260:26
know i'm doing i'm i'm in this
260:28
i've got this role planned for a uh for
260:31
a movie
260:32
you know so for for for online
260:35
entertainment
260:36
you know [ __ ] like that i'd be like hey
260:38
you know hit me up i'll pay you double
260:41
some [ __ ] like that to get on the top of
260:43
the list or whatever
260:44
um so i'm not sure but it's a
260:47
possibility
260:48
i could just send them an email i just
260:50
haven't sent them an email
260:52
it's like a big step i guess you know i
260:54
don't know why it's just i've gotta i've
260:56
gotta get rid of the cringe factor
260:57
behind it
260:59
and i don't know if i'd love the fact
261:01
that it's with another person
261:03
uh but or with another person in the
261:06
call and [ __ ]
261:06
but you know [ __ ] online
261:09
entertainment could be taken in
261:10
different ways
261:11
yeah i used to say like oh i make videos
261:13
online and then every single person
261:15
would go
261:17
you you what you know and uh
261:20
oh no no minecraft videos 5k saved
261:23
upwards that'd be enough
261:25
no no not even close
261:28
not even close uh
261:32
i don't like donors using my name still
261:35
funny though
261:36
no john we know it's not you of course
261:39
it's not john
261:43
that's funny though poor john uh
261:47
you are not being a good sport i'm sorry
261:52
it's rather annoying for john for john
261:54
john it's very funny though
261:56
but you are cringe slow down and cringe
261:59
less
262:01
anyway but i'm not amused it's funny
262:03
though 50k
262:08
nah nah i'm gonna stick to my morals
262:12
there
262:12
stick to my uh i'll just stick to my
262:14
like my number
262:17
i'll stick to my number there
262:22
99.7 k in one doughnut if it's above 90
262:28
99.999
262:30
uh it's funny that your minecraft
262:32
viewers don't know about this idea
262:34
well they have to i've dressed up as a
262:36
girl on the minecraft channel
262:37
twice now actually maybe three three
262:40
times if you count like
262:41
the last five minutes of one video
262:44
250k well yeah i do it for 250k
262:50
dollars dollars in my bank account
262:54
but you know 90k is the lowest i go no
262:58
it would be 100k is the lowest i would
263:00
go
263:02
that that was pushing it anyway what are
263:04
you doing step
263:06
50k subs
263:12
that does equal 100k
263:20
uh would you do it for a nickel and a
263:22
firm handshake well yeah
263:24
but none of you can give me a nickel of
263:26
a bad shape
263:27
no one none of you none of you can give
263:29
me a nickel and a firm handshake
263:31
you're all virtual you're all online so
263:33
yeah a firm handshake and i do it but
263:36
i guess that's impossible when's the hot
263:38
tub i guess like
263:40
um
263:44
maybe the day after tomorrow day after
263:46
tomorrow
263:47
so the 31st expect two whips and a
263:50
riding crop in the p.o box
263:52
[ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah i don't need two but
263:54
i'll take him
263:55
i like a proper [ __ ] bullwhip you
263:57
know
263:58
i have a nickel someone find him
264:02
big deal company if you got sponsored by
264:05
a company that makes them maybe
264:09
if they gave me a hundred thousand
264:11
dollars yeah
264:12
if they gave me a hundred thousand
264:14
dollars
264:16
it's like a hundred thousand dollars
264:18
yeah want one bitcoin and a handshake
264:21
a bitcoin how much is a bitcoin right
264:23
now alexa
264:24
what's the price of bitcoin right now
264:27
one bitcoin is worth 34
264:29
620 usd that's weak it's gotta be at
264:32
least three percent over the last 24
264:34
hours
264:34
yeah i don't care got to be at least
264:36
three i'm so sorry
264:39
thirty first of my birthday thanks finn
264:40
oh yeah hot tub stream on the birthday
264:42
it's more it's way more of a scuffed hot
264:44
tub stream than you think by the way
264:46
it's not uh i can't ruin it but you know
264:48
it's funny all right we'll specially
264:50
plugs are so last year it's 20 21
264:53
everyone for 100k we should at least get
264:56
a beautiful dominatrix to peg rose good
265:00
no that's not that's worse that's far
265:03
worse
265:04
good lord jesus [ __ ] christ
265:09
i'd rather not be pegged i'd rather not
265:12
be pegged
265:13
gotta be at least three all right catch
265:16
you next month
265:18
gotta be at least three see you and see
265:20
when you get your bitcoin holed up
265:22
um maybe i should accept donations in
265:24
bitcoin that'd be good
265:26
two bitcoins in a penny
265:30
three bitcoins currently any equal
265:34
equal to uh equal to um
265:37
100k that's my number anyway
265:42
when's when what the [ __ ] when to hot
265:45
tub
265:46
that'll be yeah 31st we'll do it on 31st
265:48
eight hot tub stream
265:50
hot tub stream guys all spamming this
265:53
down bad [ __ ] when we're trying to get
265:55
her to speak like a woman which is much
265:57
better
265:57
it takes a while chat and rose let's get
266:00
working on that message to the voice
266:02
program now
266:05
i have 100k in doge holy [ __ ] [ __ ]
266:07
congrats
266:09
dude i have 100k in doge is like the
266:11
biggest flex
266:12
in the last little bit uh
266:17
are you planning are you still planning
266:18
to stream on the 30th
266:20
i'm not sure
266:23
maybe i mean this was supposed to be a
266:26
chill stream and now i'm in a [ __ ]
266:27
maid outfit and i'm tucked
266:28
so maybe i if if i was going to it would
266:32
need to be a
266:32
chill stream tomorrow because i want to
266:34
like wear a hat or something
266:37
like just because my hair is probably
266:38
going to be a little bit worse but i
266:40
could stream tomorrow
266:41
i could stream tomorrow change change
266:44
the stream title to just chill stream or
266:46
something
266:47
anyway uh but okay finn how much for you
266:50
to actually try
266:51
voice training and not scam this time
266:53
that's what i mean i don't know
266:55
it's not like a number thing that i do
266:57
it for it's like it's just a thing to
266:59
get over in my head right
267:00
because i'm really bad at it so i don't
267:03
know
267:04
i don't like doing [ __ ] like you don't
267:06
like doing stuff when you're
267:07
like bad at it so it's
267:11
i have two million dollars in organs no
267:13
way i'll take organs
267:16
i'll take an organ that'd be a neat
267:17
snack
267:19
can i take one one of yours organs
267:22
two million dollars in orc wait
267:27
are you is your whole body worth two
267:28
million dollars in organs or do you mean
267:30
you have
267:31
other organs you have different organs
267:34
you have like a collection of other
267:36
people's absolutely not john
267:38
if a super hot girl down there and was
267:40
doing a great job tooting your horn
267:42
would you stop the activities if she
267:44
slipped a finger in
267:46
what about a girl wanting you to stir
267:48
her peanut butter
267:50
there was so many like euphemisms in
267:53
that
267:53
did i honestly don't know what half of
267:55
it meant
267:57
i i don't actually know the human life
268:00
is around 192.
268:02
129 000 okay i've changed my answer
268:06
it's got to be a minimum of 129 000 but
268:09
being bad at something is the first step
268:11
to being kinda good at it
268:13
yeah i'm i know by the way hell yeah
268:16
funny number it just sucks that
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it was this num that that one
268:21
the end one wasn't 69 but anyway
268:25
hell yeah funny number 69 69 60 68.
268:29
ouch but um yeah no i know
268:32
i've just gotta like i gotta like i kind
268:35
of [ __ ]
268:36
i gotta bow i'll see i'll see the thing
268:38
is it's so
268:39
cringe it's so incredibly cringe and
268:41
embarrassing i think i've also got a
268:43
thing of like
268:44
this makes no sense but like i
268:46
constantly worry about like
268:47
what if someone's [ __ ] recording it
268:49
you know what i mean
268:51
like if if oh dude i don't like it i
268:54
don't like it
268:54
like when we got done with the garment
268:56
stream i was like i i think i said to
268:58
the people in the cause i'm gonna delete
268:59
that vod
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like but god it was bad
269:03
it was bad dude i hated it oh god anyway
269:10
why is he wearing that why am i
269:13
what you're not a fan
269:17
you're not a fan i mean come on bro
269:21
i have i have weapons don't make me use
269:24
them
269:26
then record yourself ah
269:30
hey dude welcome well thanks
269:33
cameron why you didn't even put a
269:36
message in
269:38
oh what would it matter if someone
269:41
records it i don't know
269:42
i don't like cringe
269:45
i do not like cringe but also like you
269:48
got to be in a room with someone that's
269:50
going to like judge you
269:51
for not like not and it's not like they
269:53
[ __ ] ah dude i don't know i can't i
269:55
can't do it it's so difficult to
269:57
life is cringe i agree but like i don't
270:00
know
270:01
i know it's like a thing you need to do
270:03
a lot before you find it not cringe
270:05
like this right oh my god if i could go
270:08
back in time
270:09
future me would think this was cringe as
270:11
[ __ ] i couldn't even dude
270:13
being on camera dressed as a [ __ ]
270:15
girl no i would think that is cringy as
270:17
[ __ ] but like
270:21
my dude i'm i just showed like upper
270:23
thigh bro like
270:24
you know this [ __ ] doesn't faze me
270:26
anymore but
270:28
it used to you still i don't know it's
270:31
only cringe if you make it cringe
270:33
real manly men don't care about cringe
270:35
they just shrug it off and move on
270:39
i think it's a thing about maybe it's a
270:41
youtube thing give sneaky some
270:42
competition put it on instagram yeah
270:44
i don't know i should message sneaky i
270:47
haven't messaged sneaky
270:48
the one person i did find that message
270:49
that followed me was um shoe on head
270:52
and i was like oh that's interesting i
270:54
was like i followed her for a while and
270:56
then i
270:56
checked one day and she was like oh she
270:58
follows me
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interesting and then i i found out how
271:02
many like down with capitalism accounts
271:04
as their occupation and they would
271:06
because about you because they do it all
271:08
the time
271:09
if anything they'd be proud of anything
271:11
and everything you can accomplish
271:15
i need to interview i need to like
271:17
interview them sorry no i need to talk
271:18
to them and be like
271:19
legitimately just say like how does this
271:21
how do i get over this being cringy as
271:23
[ __ ]
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because it's it's like a it's a it's a
271:26
trans thing it's a trans voice thing
271:27
that's what the thing is called right
271:28
like it's
271:29
trans voice that's how you that's the
271:31
that's the course in which you go on
271:33
right
271:33
feminizing your voice that you're you
271:36
most people don't do that because
271:37
they've got a twitch channel
271:38
and they want to impress people most
271:40
people don't do that
271:42
so it's not going to be as cringe i
271:44
guess if it's like part of your identity
271:46
if
271:47
if having a guy's voice gives you
271:48
dysphoria then you'd want to get as good
271:50
as you can of doing god voice and any
271:52
small step towards it will be better but
271:53
for me oh my god is the cringiest [ __ ] i
271:56
can't do it
271:57
it's so [ __ ] difficult just because
271:58
i'm like i do it and i'm like ah
272:02
the last photo shoot of sneaky what yeah
272:06
you literally said that actors do it
272:07
yeah no i know that
272:09
but i can't think of any people that
272:11
have done it i can't think of any actors
272:13
that have done a
272:14
girl voice for uh for a role you guys
272:17
might know i don't
272:18
sorry for what i will do tonight
272:20
thinking about your thighs with garter
272:22
belts that's fine
272:23
i've dude i have absolutely no no cringe
272:27
towards it
272:27
tom holland did tom holland do a girl's
272:31
voice
272:31
for anything robin williams oh i
272:33
wouldn't count robin williams
272:35
i don't think he really did a good voice
272:37
did he in uh
272:40
robin williams
272:46
it's gonna google girl [ __ ]
272:50
this is is it the missed out fire thing
272:52
yeah
272:54
i wonder if like that five voices okay
272:56
let's see
273:02
as your court liaison i will be looking
273:05
at two things
273:06
your living environment more like i do
273:09
this
273:09
i do voices what do you mean
273:13
you do voices well
273:16
i do voices yes we've come to this
273:19
planet looking for intelligent life oops
273:21
we made a mistake we're happy to be in
273:22
america
273:23
don't ask for a green card sounded
273:26
natural
273:28
well this is certainly a rough meeting
273:30
and it's not going very well for me i'll
273:31
tell you that
273:32
hey boss give it a chance she's going to
273:34
loosen up any moment
273:36
he did like an out of me right now my
273:37
intelligent life
273:40
what do you mean you do voices fam
273:45
i do voices that's like i mean
273:48
i like the guy he's a cool guy he's a
273:50
funny guy but oh my god
273:52
i don't think i mean is there a better
273:53
clip of it or am i just looking at the
273:54
wrong one but like
273:58
eddie redmayne oh yeah in all fairness
274:01
yeah
274:01
he did okay um dustin hoffman
274:06
in tutsi dustin
274:09
hoffman i don't think i know him
274:13
do i know him i don't know him this is a
274:15
[ __ ] old movie
274:17
1982.
274:21
stand by quiet please on the floor stand
274:24
by
274:24
22
274:29
can i tell y'all how deeply moved i am i
274:32
never in my wildest dreams imagined
274:34
that i would be the object of so much
274:36
genuine affection
274:42
not going to say yes
274:46
i do feel it's time to set the record
274:48
straight that's not too bad
274:50
that's not too bad 1982 is old yes
274:54
i don't care i will i will argue that it
274:57
is odd
274:58
anything before 2000 is considered old
275:01
to me
275:01
that is the because that was when i was
275:03
born
275:05
i feel like that's how you judge old
275:06
like if it's older than you then it's
275:08
old
275:08
right born 1982
275:12
you just got in there where it's not old
275:13
for you then but
275:16
if it's before the year that you're born
275:19
it's old
275:20
helen craft 1998 yep so it's old for you
275:24
it's old i'd say it's old
275:27
don't get in the [ __ ] the thing of
275:29
putting ages in chat but that is my
275:31
general rule of thumb
275:36
my car is older you older than you
275:38
that's an old car
275:40
that's an old car
275:43
okay so born 1999 same age you fan
275:47
well you know
275:50
don't doubt fire you are okay with a guy
275:54
saying he's going to go satisfy himself
275:56
to you but not okay with them hearing
275:58
you
275:59
need to reorient your perspective about
276:01
what is weird
276:02
champ and what is pog i've been on the
276:04
internet for too long man
276:05
i've been on the internet for too long
276:07
that that's like one thing's normal and
276:09
the other ones cringe
276:11
like yeah no i'm not i'm not exactly
276:15
you know i i don't mind
276:18
you know [ __ ] it if you if you want to
276:19
do whatever i don't care i exist
276:21
i won't know about it i don't have to be
276:23
in the room with you i don't care
276:26
who gives a [ __ ] as long as you're not
276:28
being publicly weird cham i don't care
276:30
but it's like [ __ ] i don't even care
276:32
if you're being publicly weird champ
276:34
okay it's not my thing i don't care uh
276:37
not my place to look in and judge
276:38
however i don't want to do a girl
276:42
it's hard it's difficult there was to
276:45
the top of the cringe things you
276:47
uh you did wait what was the top of the
276:49
cringe things you did
276:51
you did list i feel like a lot [ __ ] i
276:54
cannot
276:54
keep this this posture up finn's insane
276:58
yes
276:58
what about like uh i think for me top
277:01
list to cringe things is
277:03
trying and failing to do
277:06
so okay it's cringe when you try and do
277:09
something you can't do
277:12
my number one thing that i keep thinking
277:14
about sometimes and i'm like i think i'm
277:15
an [ __ ] because of this one thing
277:17
like the only thing that i i feel like i
277:20
actively think about
277:21
that is wrong is that i find it cringe
277:25
when people that can't sing try and sing
277:29
like i i can't like if they're not a
277:32
good singer
277:34
i'm looking down because i know it's
277:35
like i feel like an [ __ ] but like
277:38
it's a bit it like
277:41
i um i don't know it is kind of cringe i
277:44
don't like it
277:45
so like like ah do anyway to start
277:47
uploading to your edit stream highlights
277:49
that we have applied a voice changer
277:51
like we went to a uh
277:53
oh god we went to we went to a a karaoke
277:57
bar once
277:59
over in stockholm no one tell my friends
278:02
this and everyone's just singing and
278:03
they're drunk and stuff
278:04
i can't no matter how much like i could
278:06
be black out drunk i just
278:08
can't sing along to [ __ ] it just it's
278:11
not good
278:15
you know like i don't know
278:18
it's like it's i everyone finds it
278:21
cringe when it's like
278:23
everyone gets a kick out of it when it's
278:24
something on like britain's got talent
278:25
and they come in and they're like
278:27
i'm the [ __ ] best i am the [ __ ] i am
278:30
the best singer to ever exist
278:32
no one knows no one does this [ __ ] like
278:34
i do and then they [ __ ] up
278:36
and you feel great about it that's fine
278:39
that doesn't make you an [ __ ]
278:40
i think that i'm an [ __ ] because it's
278:42
just regular singers i'm just like
278:45
it's not good though is it i don't know
278:48
it's the one you can either sing or why
278:50
don't which is untrue the voice is an
278:52
instrument like any other and you
278:54
improve it with practice
278:56
well yeah i know i just don't like
278:57
hearing it when it's not been practiced
278:59
that's why i feel like you know me like
279:01
doing a squeaky
279:02
[ __ ] can't do a girl voice thing not
279:05
only makes me cringe but i feel like
279:06
it's making everyone else cringe
279:09
so i also so that's another thing i
279:11
can't do it i can't do it
279:12
can you guys hear the bells as loud as i
279:14
can whenever i do that i can just hit
279:17
ring-a-ding-ding-ding like big ben he's
279:18
on my head
279:24
sorry back now had to find a dominatrix
279:26
operating in the birmingham area
279:29
just spoken to one and i think she's
279:31
ideal wow great looking blonde very
279:33
experienced with pegging and no problem
279:36
with the tiny peepee thing
279:38
no way she sounds perfect for me
279:42
rtx voice might be cutting the bell out
279:44
i'm not using rtx voice
279:48
can you hear that when i do it really
279:49
loudly
279:51
can you hear that it's just it's because
279:52
it's right next to my all my ears and
279:54
[ __ ] literally like
279:54
they're right there and my ears are
279:55
there and then this is the close to so
279:57
you know
279:58
i can hear it really loudly all the time
280:00
but
280:02
yeah no i'm not using our textbooks uh
280:05
was that an admission about the size of
280:07
the pp
280:08
and uh recently i had to have it i mean
280:11
it depends what you consider small right
280:13
like i would consider this small i had
280:15
to get i had to get it operated on
280:16
because you know it was just too
280:18
it was just too i would pass out
280:20
whenever i whenever it happens
280:23
too much blood flow thinking anything
280:25
too hot about you just hugs
280:28
so i had to get it down to a small
280:29
enough ten inches
280:31
uh minded first stops you thinking about
280:32
anything hot about you
280:35
that sucks oh that's i'm so sorry i mean
280:39
i guess that's a good thing and a bad
280:41
thing i guess i mean hugs
280:47
oh thank thanks chat my favorite chat
280:51
i hear knife sound look at that it's
280:53
cool
280:55
isn't this terrifying if knife opens
280:56
behind you
280:58
for anyone that has like uh what's it
281:00
called like surround good like
281:01
headphones that can
281:02
hear everything you know
281:06
might seem a little bit odd
281:09
uh the sound of finn's chest oh
281:13
the [ __ ] you i it every time i give a
281:16
hug it does something sinister about it
281:19
knife yes belle no fair enough the
281:22
unofficial rambu raid how did brambu
281:23
just end
281:24
how was his mcc or did he do mcc or is
281:27
it something else now
281:31
oh is rambu not in it oh yeah he wasn't
281:32
in it was he was just doing the practice
281:34
run so i forgot about that
281:35
rip
281:38
to the last donor switch from whatever
281:41
antidepressant you are onto trintellix
281:43
it doesn't have that side effect
281:51
finn what the [ __ ] oh hey are you new
281:54
welcome hello this is this is so funny
281:57
if you're on if it was an unofficial
281:59
rambu raid hey man
282:01
what's up hey rambu viewers do i freak
282:04
you out a little bit as well
282:06
you know like tommy does all of his
282:07
intros where he's like most people find
282:09
me annoying at first show if you're not
282:11
like that press subscribe you know like
282:12
that
282:13
this is this most people find me [ __ ]
282:16
terrifying
282:17
so if you're not like that please
282:18
subscribe
282:21
oh my god most people find me
282:24
most people find me very unpleasant oh
282:27
my god
282:28
scared of a fanboy scared of the voice i
282:30
think it's the voice that always
282:32
terrifies people they kind of they they
282:34
see this they see me you know
282:38
and then they hear the real and then
282:41
they heal my ear my true form
282:44
and then that's what scares them shall
282:46
we talk all the time off camera
282:48
most some people sometimes people ask me
282:50
finn are you the same on and off camera
282:52
and i go
282:52
no of course i'm not i speak like a
282:56
[ __ ] anime villain off camera
283:00
question mark having spent living by
283:03
myself
283:04
i miss hugs are you getting enough hugs
283:06
rose
283:08
i feel like i don't need hugs sometimes
283:11
you do
283:12
but i usually don't you know
283:17
is that odd i don't know you're hot when
283:19
you're scary hell yeah
283:21
like um i don't know i lived alone for
283:23
so long and i was just like yeah i got
283:24
used to
283:25
just normal seat like not well you know
283:27
so i
283:28
i could use a hug i could use anyone
283:30
could use a hug i could use a hug
283:32
but i am not in dire need of it i'm like
283:35
good without
283:36
maybe i'm like um
283:37
[Music]
283:40
i do have a a teddy squid though like a
283:43
teddy bear squid like a plushy squid
283:45
which is pretty dope someone's sending
283:46
me once i've kept it it's so cool
283:48
i also have a one that's a shark it's
283:50
there i just was looking for it's there
283:52
so i've got people to hug got my shark
283:55
in my squid
283:56
um you didn't live long enough
284:00
uh long enough you didn't wait what the
284:03
you didn't live alone long enough then
284:04
i mean i've lived long i've lived here
284:06
for like a year
284:08
ah man you got you got used to being
284:11
lonely
284:12
oh god i mean we had marie's around we
284:14
had like i see friends often so it's not
284:16
like a thing of like that i'm not lonely
284:18
i just like living alone i really like
284:20
living alone like i prefer
284:22
living alone sorry marisa
284:25
marisa lived here for a while and she
284:27
knows i prefer living alone marisa
284:29
doesn't prevail anymore i
284:30
prefer living alone because i get more
284:32
[ __ ] done and i
284:33
i don't know i'm like privacy i'm big on
284:35
privacy i like privacy
284:36
mainly because i have spent a year
284:39
dressed up as a woman if someone walks
284:41
into my room it's kind of annoying the
284:42
window's [ __ ] open i've just yelled
284:44
that god damn it
284:45
um but you know it's that i like privacy
284:48
i like my privacy
284:49
recorded minecraft videos for a living
284:51
for five years and you should get a long
284:53
chain whip
284:55
i agree you know have you ever seen
284:57
those ones on youtube where someone oh
284:58
god
284:59
the longest whip ever crap cracked is
285:01
like a chain
285:02
have you seen the chain whip thing
285:06
have you seen it yes how dangerous is a
285:08
steel whip look at this [ __ ] thing
285:10
look at this thing
285:12
will he show or is he going to cut off
285:13
he's going to cut it off on me
285:16
well i look at the speed of that
285:17
[ __ ]
285:19
junk now find that point in that video
285:27
okay look at this
285:30
oh it [ __ ] cut enough look at that
285:35
it's like a knife dude oh [ __ ] you can't
285:38
see it
285:38
let me show you again
285:46
that [ __ ] died bro dude i want
285:48
one
285:49
i want one i want one hey it's kyle hill
285:51
yeah yeah look at that
285:53
dude i want one
286:00
that is crazy
286:13
can someone send me that i want one oh
286:16
bro this [ __ ] tuck dude i can't tell
286:19
if it's getting easier
286:20
or harder to like deal with i feel like
286:22
it's getting easier
286:23
dominatrix steam when i don't think i'm
286:25
allowed to on twitch
286:27
although i could hell yeah bro
286:32
oh [ __ ] [ __ ]
286:35
oh god god i mean god that needs
286:39
some safety instructions oh my god
286:45
[ __ ] heard it oh my god
286:49
don't do it on twitch do it somewhere
286:50
else oh that's gonna be an
286:52
instagram live stream i think holy [ __ ]
286:55
that [ __ ] hurt
286:56
maybe i shouldn't own a whip maybe i
286:59
shouldn't own one
287:03
okay to be clear you did tuck inside
287:07
yeah
287:07
yeah right yeah i did i did indeed it is
287:09
the way to do it i've lost my goddamn
287:11
apron
287:12
my aprons came off chat but you get to
287:15
see the outfit everyone
287:16
knew you get to see the outfit that i'm
287:17
in while i re-tie this thing
287:20
my apron but welcome to my stream where
287:23
i dress up as a maid and accidentally
287:25
whip myself on that ah on the [ __ ]
287:28
wrist ow okay that hurted
287:31
hooted thick ties indeed bro
287:35
look at that [ __ ] regular tense thighs
287:37
oh yeah
287:38
damn i love fanboys [ __ ] yeah
287:42
[ __ ] yeah bro i need like a good ol
287:45
when's the when's the first femboy
287:47
wrestler gonna be in there
287:49
i want that i want to find a fanboy that
287:50
sounds like that wait i sound like that
287:53
i could do that i could fulfill that
287:55
role oh yeah brother
287:57
like that but like in a skirt and tie
287:59
house
288:02
yeah fanboys for life all right
288:05
i've got my [ __ ] window open
288:08
both windows open i always do this it's
288:11
too hot in the uk
288:12
it's too [ __ ] warm oh yeah here's my
288:15
heels look at that cool ass
288:16
i'll call our seals that i almost died
288:19
on
288:21
uh what are those guards attached to the
288:24
outfit actually
288:25
can't show you but they're attached to
288:27
this it's like a onesie
288:29
so pretty sweet and do not you do not
288:33
sound like macho man randy savage
288:36
i think i do beefstew is a fanboy with a
288:39
low voice i know
288:40
uh but we're in competition we're both
288:44
fanboys with deep voices
288:46
we're both in competition with like
288:47
fanboy fish on a fanboy did family
288:49
fishing come out as trans
288:51
i dm'd about it and i don't know yet so
288:53
i'm going to lay off
288:54
the topic just in case because i don't
288:56
know their pronouns actually someone
288:57
might be able to
288:59
someone might be able to [ __ ] uh tell
289:01
me but did boyfriend come out as trans
289:02
i felt like they've got the trans uh
289:04
flag in there
289:06
and their name now i'm not sure what
289:08
their pronouns are anymore
289:10
i'm not sure what to use but
289:14
i've asked and we will see if i get a
289:16
response they tweeted it i know but i
289:18
haven't seen it and i don't want to
289:19
scroll through a ton of messages
289:21
i just dm them and just ask them like
289:22
hey what are your pronouns you know
289:24
solid anyway you don't have a deep voice
289:26
i do have a deep voice
289:28
how can i check if i have a deep voice
289:30
like what's my like frequency that i'm
289:32
at
289:32
can i record it and just see what my
289:34
frequency is supposed to be at
289:38
what's the frequency of the average male
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voice average
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male voice frequency
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or pitch 125 hertz what pitch
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is that measured in the same thing 85 to
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180 okay so 125 hertz is pretty good
289:56
how do i tell my
289:59
what and then an adult female is 165 to
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255 hertz
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interesting how do i record my hurts
290:09
there's an app called corpse obviously
290:10
is it like 20 hertz
290:14
there's an app called vocular
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okay if i'm not yelling
290:20
if i'm not yelling this is my voice
290:22
right this is my voice regular voice if
290:24
i'm not yelling
290:25
solid we've got that as a we've got that
290:26
as a thing uh
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and i wonder if but when i yell it goes
290:30
up a bit more because like i'm being
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louder and i'm constricting my vocals a
290:32
little bit more
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uh vocular vocal my
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screen is so bright
290:38
[Music]
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your voice isn't in a female register
290:45
yet but you still
290:46
sound feminine how sure why but it's
290:48
just not a male vibe
290:50
chat product just not a male vibe oh
290:53
dude why is that i'm not gonna spend two
290:55
dollars on this app
290:56
there's one called voice tools
290:59
i'm just gonna get that one it's not
291:02
rated as well but i don't care
291:04
i don't care oh no it's rated better
291:07
than
291:07
vocular and it's free and it says what
291:10
hurts you are
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sweet
291:14
thing got roasted bro how am i not a
291:17
male vibe
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of voice really like close your eyes and
291:20
tell me that i'm not
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like if i start playing cod or like cs
291:24
go tell me that i'm not in a male
291:26
vibe okay this
291:29
shows your pitch as you speak i fear i
291:32
have overdone the tiny pp meme
291:34
for i'm officially retiring it until
291:36
2023
291:38
deal read out read read the sentence out
291:41
loud you can read
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it several times or ignore it and read
291:43
it of a book or something
291:45
clicking it will show a new sentence
291:47
after reading out this sentence click
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here to reply what you said it's best
291:51
if you listen to yourself after each
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sentence so you can so like wait is this
291:55
a transvoice thing
291:57
oh my god it is okay so look
292:00
so mail register is down here and female
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registers up there
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if i like set this brighter and i show
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you it
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okay we're gonna do this we're gonna do
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this together
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all right my regular speaking voice
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that doesn't make any [ __ ] sense my
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regular my regular speaking voice this
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is my regular speaking voice
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and i'm reading out things what
292:25
it's like half
292:28
it's like i'm right in the middle i keep
292:30
going in and out of both
292:32
androgynous indeed okay
292:36
speaking in the in the regular break me
292:38
my regular voice i'm
292:39
i'm slightly a little bit higher like
292:41
recording wise i'm speaking more to
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entertain
292:44
i'm up there okay right now i'm speaking
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normally
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[ __ ] all right i'm just gonna read
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something out uh
292:51
the voice speech of a typical male adult
292:53
will have a fundamental frequency of 85
292:54
to 180 hertz and that of a female
292:57
typical adult female is 165 to 255.
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so when i'm recording
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i get it
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but like this is also like a thing of
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like frequency
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i don't know what the [ __ ] anyway
293:16
this is garbage i'm norm i'm i speak
293:20
normally pretty masculine and then when
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i'm starting to record like up
293:25
like now right like i'm i'm speaking a
293:27
bit more to
293:28
entertain a little bit speaking a little
293:30
bit louder than the average person
293:32
it goes to more feminine that was pretty
293:35
feminine but like you know still
293:37
not bad not the worst you got the middle
293:40
register well not deep you want barry
293:42
white
293:44
i could see it i could see myself
293:46
fluctuating a little bit between
293:48
same thing um what's the app though
293:52
it's shall i play some of corpses voice
293:56
holy [ __ ] can i play that on a speaker
293:58
hold on
294:00
corpse husband speaking
294:04
corpse husband let me just play [ __ ]
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corpses voice
294:08
oh no he used to do old stories didn't
294:10
he well that's just him talking
294:13
okay uh
294:17
three horrifying drug deals gone wrong
294:19
sweet okay let's try it
294:20
this is now corpse's voice on the same
294:22
app let's get it
294:24
focused
294:28
oh my god come on dude come on bro you
294:31
can focus on this
294:32
i was 15 at the time and in the capital
294:35
city of kansas
294:36
don't even start with the wizard of oz
294:38
jokes i was hanging around a group of
294:40
people i regularly hung out with at the
294:42
time
294:43
the day was slow and cloudy it's not
294:45
picking it up [ __ ]
294:47
can i do that better it's not like
294:49
picking it up after
294:50
if it's not like close enough to the
294:51
thing okay let me read it like
294:54
really dark type cloudy we actually had
294:56
a huge storm the night after some [ __ ]
294:58
like that
294:58
but anyways with you can't get it to
295:00
pick up i don't know what it's at i
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don't know
295:03
i can't do it you're not masculine or
295:06
famine you're in between i'll take it
295:08
what's the app it's called voice tools i
295:10
think
295:12
it is called it's just called voice
295:14
tools
295:20
his voice has gotten away deeper yeah it
295:22
being such a slow day we really
295:24
was this was in 2016. you should try
295:27
doing a squat while tucked
295:29
no that's money
295:33
more money please but no i'm in heels
295:37
too
295:37
jesus christ is it on android it's on
295:39
iphone this is an iphone
295:42
because i'm cool is it on
295:45
i have no idea if it's on android
295:49
like i genuinely vouch for apple like
295:51
they make really good phones
295:53
i'll give them that lol you were well
295:56
into the pink range while showing us and
295:58
talking yourself until you started
296:00
reading someone else's words to make
296:02
yourself go into the bloom man you know
296:04
i just needed something else to read
296:06
and also i was just speaking in my
296:08
normal talking voice like
296:10
ah it's kind of get it it's kind of hard
296:12
to get out of like recording mode
296:13
and just speak normally but when i'm
296:15
speaking to someone normally i'm trying
296:16
to think of like a casual conversation i
296:18
have with someone
296:19
like um [ __ ]
296:22
ah do a thing it's not doing a thing
296:26
how do i make it do a thing
296:30
oh we always wait what the [ __ ]
296:35
oh you're supposed to read like a story
296:36
after this [ __ ] okay
296:38
wait it stopped working immediately why
296:41
is it not working now
296:44
oh isn't that working okay it's working
296:48
now
296:50
uh okay i'm trying to think of like a
296:53
good
296:54
sentence that i'd speak someone normally
296:56
uh i'm trying to get something to read
296:58
out loud like um
297:01
yeah with that i'm like i'm i'm but if i
297:04
yell
297:04
then i immediately go into female voice
297:07
so i don't know
297:09
i i remember apparently this was saying
297:12
i'm usually in the female register and i
297:15
go down to mail when i'm speaking like
297:17
quietly
297:20
so i don't know i don't know the fitness
297:24
ground pacer test
297:25
[ __ ] it let's do it
297:28
the fitnessgram pacer test is a
297:30
multi-stage aerobic capacity test that's
297:31
[ __ ] awful that's in my mind
297:34
okay right let's read out the fitness
297:36
gram pacer test together so i can prove
297:37
to you
297:38
i am indeed a man okay righto
297:41
read some fan fiction what a great idea
297:44
okay can you hear me good
297:46
can it hear me if i'm like here will it
297:48
hear me okay okay solid
297:50
the fitnessgram pacer test is a
297:52
multi-stage aerobic capacity test
297:54
that is progress that gets cr oh [ __ ]
297:56
that progressively gets more difficult
297:58
as it continues the 20 meter pacer test
297:59
will short will
298:00
begin in 30 seconds line up at the start
298:03
the running speed the running speed
298:04
starts slowly but gets faster each
298:06
minute after you hear this signal
298:07
a single lap should be completed each
298:09
time you hear the sound
298:10
ding remember to run in a straight line
298:14
and run as long as possible
298:17
the second time you fail complete the
298:19
complete lap before the sound test is
298:21
over your test will begin
298:22
on the word start on your medi on your
298:24
mark get ready set
298:25
start whatever okay so
298:28
sorry i was laughing because this is the
298:30
image
298:32
that i'm looking at [ __ ] hell the
298:35
image that i'm looking at
298:36
is that while i'm reading it so
298:40
i'm like as i said right phone's
298:42
thinking sorry sorry sorry
298:44
but you still saw it right what'd i do
298:47
close your tabs no [ __ ] you
298:48
uh well it was like mostly mail
298:52
right it's borderline mail it's mail
298:55
it's male bro i need to practice
298:58
speaking in a lower pitch so
298:59
my voice gets lower like what corpse did
299:01
corpse went from speaking like that to
299:03
the issue is i'm constantly speaking
299:05
like this i'm not usually speaking like
299:07
this
299:08
so my voice is slowly getting more like
299:09
that i don't know this is it's getting
299:11
worse over time
299:13
yeah it was mostly in red ah it wasn't
299:18
the problem is you have no range i have
299:20
an extreme amount of range i'd say
299:22
i have a lot of rain i have no range i
299:24
can hear in my voice that like if i go
299:26
past like a certain point in deepness
299:28
it'll crack same thing with like
299:29
if i go like really feminine then it'll
299:32
be
299:34
like my voice will crack too it's the
299:36
same thing we were talking about before
299:38
casually flings knife dude i have a
299:40
butterfly knife it's not a real
299:41
butterfly knife but it's
299:42
a practice one but it's still pretty
299:45
epic
299:47
oh let me do a trick for you try girl
299:50
voice no
299:51
i didn't i [ __ ] up my trip trick
299:59
hell yeah what's the highest note you
300:01
can make
300:05
and it cracked midway through that my
300:07
god
300:08
fitness grand pacer chest pe pacer test
300:11
banned for child cruelty
300:12
oh my god i'm pretty good at using the
300:15
trainer butterflies dude i don't even
300:17
learn new [ __ ] in them i just know like
300:18
three good
300:19
cool moves like i got this one down
300:22
and i got this one down i got that down
300:26
and then like that's pretty much all i
300:27
do when doing a female voice you don't
300:29
jump up and going squeaker mode you do
300:31
what you were doing with the program and
300:33
slowly increase and it's easy to stay in
300:35
the pink range
300:40
i don't know ah i don't know
300:43
i don't know about that i've wanted a
300:44
butterfly for the longest time dude you
300:45
can buy one on amazon
300:46
you just can't get a real knife usually
300:48
if you're in the right state in america
300:49
you can but if you're in the uk
300:51
you can get one on amazon they're just
300:52
they look like this
300:54
called butterfly knife trainer and you
300:56
can get them and they're really fun i
300:57
would recommend these over getting a
300:59
real butterfly knife just because
301:00
they're safer and they're actually a fun
301:02
little toy you can get
301:04
you know solid
301:09
your voice is three to the fourth octave
301:12
i don't know what the [ __ ] that means
301:14
fastest time for doing eyeliner
301:16
multiple minutes i'm not fast i don't
301:19
time myself it is
301:20
takes me a while though it feels like it
301:21
takes forever
301:24
uh do you know if they're illegal in
301:25
ireland probably there's no like
301:27
there's no blade it's not a knife it's j
301:30
it
301:31
put it google it on amazon if you want
301:33
to know if something's legal
301:35
see if it's on amazon for your for your
301:36
country like go to your country's amazon
301:39
and then look it up if you're on the
301:41
american amazon you can get real
301:42
butterfly knives
301:43
if you're on the uh if you're on the uk
301:45
amazon then you can't i mean i guess
301:47
that makes sense for america
301:48
like in america you can't get like guns
301:52
on amazon you might be out i don't know
301:53
[ __ ] i don't know you can get
301:54
you can get switchblades on amazon on
301:56
america but
301:59
not you can't own them in some states
302:01
america that's a bad tip for americans
302:02
but if you live in a country that
302:03
doesn't have
302:04
a giant amount of different laws
302:05
depending on what city you're in then
302:07
yeah
302:07
hey thanks for [ __ ] deterbs sorry
302:09
rant over
302:12
get guns on us amazon darn it i kind of
302:14
figured you couldn't
302:16
i know
302:20
is it legal for north i don't know i
302:22
know that i
302:23
i know that you should google it for
302:24
yourself and that's it
302:27
i know that you should google it to find
302:29
out but a real one
302:31
don't know
302:34
i don't know i don't know the laws these
302:36
are not real butterfly knives
302:38
so i don't know usually you can own
302:41
butterfly knife trainers everywhere
302:43
you cannot own butterfly knives in like
302:45
most of the world though anyway could
302:54
you stand up for the people that are
302:55
late please
302:55
hell yeah i can i will show straight up
302:58
ass cheek as well
302:59
that's a lie sorry twitch but like hey
303:02
look at [ __ ] anime pose oh yeah yeah
303:06
lift the outfit french maid hell yeah
303:08
your boy ready to clean
303:10
the heels kind of nice too look at that
303:12
cool ass heels cool ass dress
303:15
pretty epic
303:19
ah i love the shoes me too they're
303:21
pretty cool they're like lace-up one too
303:23
litty
303:28
at some point i'm gonna have to at some
303:30
point dolly
303:31
my god i need to undo this goddamn tuck
303:34
this is [ __ ]
303:35
i'm getting more used to it but god i
303:37
don't want to be used to it you know
303:41
goddess legs mmm hell yeah down bad chat
303:45
is my favorite chat
303:47
your heels are just chef's kiss oh oh
303:50
[ __ ]
303:51
yes they're good i like them a lot
303:52
actually they're really cool
303:54
uh those are some moves considering
303:57
you're a tuck dude i
303:59
bro i can [ __ ] run and jump in heels
304:01
and tucks and everything like that
304:03
dude i i'm like i've got the heels game
304:06
down dude
304:07
like bro like there's not much i
304:09
couldn't do it's just slightly more
304:11
uncomfortable like i can do pretty much
304:12
everything
304:13
i'm [ __ ] running around dude i do
304:15
tricks knife tricks at the same time bro
304:17
imagine you're in a dark street at night
304:19
and i come out
304:20
from running in the darkness i'm like oh
304:22
[ __ ] boy give me all that [ __ ] give
304:25
me all your goddamn
304:26
gushes i'm here you know like i'd be
304:30
you'd be terrified
304:38
terrifyingly turned on that is anyway
304:40
let's see what reddit's got to offer
304:42
do you see what i mean by last year i
304:44
was like oh yeah i need to be like a
304:45
weight
304:45
awake for longer until i can i need to
304:48
be awake for longer
304:50
and then i can actually stream and have
304:51
fun with it like i'm having fun this
304:53
stream
304:55
okay let's see let's see what the reddit
304:57
has to offer
305:02
oh my god is this why look it
305:11
what the [ __ ] apparently shoe on head is
305:13
simping for finster
305:14
it's confirmed she was a sim was this
305:17
the reason why she followed me
305:20
or was this now wait when was this when
305:23
was this
305:24
30th of may when was this if you take
305:26
the skirt off and stand
305:28
up for us and bend over yo that's me oh
305:30
my god you did another tweet didn't you
305:32
take this gun and [ __ ] you not a shot oh
305:35
i was dolly
305:36
you can untuck if you take this guy off
305:38
no
305:39
not happening what i imagine is under
305:42
the shirt
305:43
true true uh
305:46
oh my god got it okay this is the fin i
305:48
know that's gonna be the finished one
305:50
um oh there's the comfy there's the
305:53
heels that i'm in but only the
305:55
the dutch amazon for some reason little
305:57
for big exists finster i'll take your
305:59
entire stock goddamn right i'm going to
306:00
move my face cam
306:02
it's a good one i like they make good
306:04
stuff that was really scary almost as
306:07
scary as when you cry from horror games
306:09
and can't even play them anymore on
306:11
stream
306:12
listen bro listen bro
306:16
i i horror games [ __ ] suck they just
306:18
do
306:19
this was around 30 minutes ago i'm
306:21
replying to it then i'm replying to it
306:23
give me a sec
306:25
am i like uh i wonder if it's in my any
306:27
of my like
306:29
mentions in my notification sorry
306:34
there it is found it i did it i found it
306:38
holy [ __ ] let's go
306:42
apparently shaun had something for
306:44
apparently shoe on head is following
306:45
finster it's confirmed she was a simp
306:47
i love pretty women male
306:50
god damn right follow you god damn right
306:54
i don't even know what to say to it i've
306:56
liked it
306:59
i've gained so much clout i've gained so
307:01
much clout in the last in the last 30
307:03
minutes
307:05
hell yeah uh what do i do now
307:08
what do i even reply to that what do i
307:10
reply what do i say
307:11
i don't even want to say this there's a
307:12
spider on the back of your chair shut
307:15
the up
307:20
stop it stop it now oh my god i could
307:23
send picture i could send the picture
307:24
holy [ __ ]
307:26
holy [ __ ] i haven't like i always do
307:28
like a bit of photoshop for it so i can
307:29
like make the lighting better but
307:33
send her a nude on main twitter account
307:36
send nude great idea a fantastic idea
307:41
i wonder how many people are gonna try
307:42
and cancel me that i now i now know shu
307:45
or like well shu knows me like
307:49
and they don't even know that she's a
307:50
dirty socialist now
307:56
serious question though what would you
307:58
set as a donation goal for resident evil
308:00
village
308:02
oh god i i just wouldn't i don't want
308:05
that experience
308:06
i just don't think it would be fun it
308:08
wouldn't be it wouldn't be fun in any
308:10
way
308:12
um no don't cancel this man oh dude
308:15
she's like the least she did a whole
308:17
video on why we should protect fem boys
308:21
so you know [ __ ] it i think she's i
308:23
think she definitely has done stuff that
308:25
would
308:25
cancel but now it's like what you know
308:28
there's like not much okay
308:30
[Music]
308:32
ah [ __ ] god damn it my god i'm waste now
308:34
hey rose what do you feel when you dress
308:36
feminine
308:37
i then feel more and more myself
308:41
ah i don't know what the feeling of
308:42
myself would be
308:45
but like no i mean evan's gotta cope
308:48
with half-life alex he cannot cope with
308:50
village you know
308:51
i mean isn't there the hot uh tall lady
308:53
in that though
308:54
you should do a vr stream in the future
308:56
i've done vr streams i want to do
308:58
more the only thing is there's not
308:59
really great vr
309:01
streaming games you know like a lot of
309:03
stuff features music you can't use for
309:05
streams or like some stuff's better as
309:06
like a
309:07
like a lot of games in vr focus on how
309:09
good it is to play
309:11
and not like how good it is to stream i
309:13
guess
309:14
like factorio's like that it's not vr
309:16
but you know what i mean if factorio is
309:17
the perfect game for like
309:19
the most [ __ ] the best thing to play
309:21
but would do
309:22
awfully on a stream but
309:25
play a vr horror game i know
309:28
i wouldn't play a regular horror game
309:30
not alone in vr game no
309:32
bad not good rick and morty vr
309:35
the [ __ ] vr stream beat saber already
309:37
did it they're not good for a stream
309:39
apparently
309:40
uh i mean there's only like five songs
309:43
you can play on stream without getting
309:44
dmca strike so
309:46
wouldn't work as well
309:49
so oh no
309:53
uh 47.
310:02
how the [ __ ] is 47
310:05
i numbered these so i could actually
310:06
figure out what they were
310:10
there it is and then
310:13
13.
310:16
sweet okay i always get two pictures
310:18
that i can post
310:22
let's grab you let's grab you
310:25
solid yeah i don't want to just like do
310:30
photoshop for the rest of the stream and
310:31
just like correct my lighting because
310:32
it's blowing as [ __ ]
310:33
so like i want to i don't wanna be doing
310:35
this at the same time the baby also the
310:37
walking dead saints and sinners has a
310:40
great story to play
310:43
yeah but zombie game i don't know dude
310:47
i can't get dude i'm i'm dumb i'm stupid
310:50
i can't do it i just can't
310:51
like it's vr horror games are just
310:54
horror games in general i can't
310:56
anything just in vr is like
310:58
automatically more scary when [ __ ]
311:00
happens and
311:01
every game developer is using vr as like
311:04
a cheat code to just like make someone
311:07
quickly terrified over something dumb
311:09
like all they need to do is make like
311:11
something pop up from on your side
311:14
and it's just like oh okay that's
311:15
terrifying because you're actually there
311:18
like that's the whole thing explain the
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maid outfit
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no i don't wanna
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so i don't know i'm not sure
311:33
like uh i don't know the vr games are
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doing everything really odd
311:37
in my opinion like it's just harder to
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it i don't know i don't know why a lot
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of game developers just can't like
311:46
stop doing certain stuff like
311:48
jumpstarters it's just not my thing i
311:49
know it's a lot of people's thing but
311:50
it's not my thing
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but oh my god hey skittles
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hey skittles i really i still appreciate
312:05
those sour skittles i haven't even got
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through half of them
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plug they're 129 grand but will pay no
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amount of money to be spooked
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villages atmospheres jump scares
312:18
rose street maybe some more like lime
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only skittles
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i've got a feeling you know maybe you've
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got some spare stuck for me or maybe
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like
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another lifetime supply of uh just
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regular skittles i'll take them
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i give them as gifts to people you know
312:34
not that i i have to you know convince
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you or anything
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but you know just i thought maybe you
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could
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i was just feeling like it why am i
312:42
sitting all the way back here you ask
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i i i don't know like just feel like
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playing the drums a little bit
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oh my god
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don't you still have the lime skills oh
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yeah we do sorry they're great i'm just
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trying to get on board with your
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promotion that lime skittles are great
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we have them here
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the only dude i'm you know look i have a
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pair a pack of skittles i haven't eaten
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the only ones that i don't eat are the
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green ones
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and the purple ones sorry but they're in
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the sour skittles anyway they're
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different
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over here i don't know why but the green
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ones in purple are different
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my taste buds aren't made for it i i'm
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on board with the branding those
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skittles i'm trying to help you out
313:24
i'm like i'm i'm doing so i'm i'm doing
313:27
host stuff right now skittles
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but thank you is purple grape
313:31
i don't know what it is in the uk but i
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know it's different
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i'm not sure what it is in the u.s
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hey everyone else what a skit what are
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purple skittles whatever they are i
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don't like them
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my bad it's my least favorite one i but
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what i do i've like sectioned out like
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10 bags of skittles because you've sent
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me so goddamn many of them and i'll just
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put them into different containers
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i'm just i don't know i'm weird
313:57
i i don't know what to tell you oh black
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currant yeah
314:01
wait in the uk whichever one over here
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is better they're better over here
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sorry they just ah
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i'm like
314:20
doing things doing hot girl [ __ ] right
314:22
now chat
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what thanks for the time right shield
314:29
user [ __ ] it thanks for the tier one sub
314:31
uh i like all skills oh yeah by the way
314:33
thanks for gifting skittles and sub by
314:35
the way i think
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was that uh shut up was it a was it
314:38
flying carry man or something
314:40
but solid we now have a new member of
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the sim
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family of the army which one of the oh
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god
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okay i'm gonna show you these two before
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i like start really [ __ ] with the
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lighting like a lot i'm gonna show you
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these two let me pull them in
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um and i'll see which one i which one i
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send on the internet first i'm only
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gonna send one
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uh
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[Music]
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okay chat right so i've got one of two
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i've got number one right number one
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number two i don't know why this one's
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brighter somehow but like
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not bad right not bad photos thanks for
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this up elliot not bad photos
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number one number two one number two
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one okay universally everyone's saying
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one i
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so badly want to fix this [ __ ] one
315:42
bit of my hair but why not i'll keep it
315:45
god it's so messy i heard it yeah uh
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yeah it's like weirdly like this one's
315:51
brighter i don't know why anyway
315:53
number one is pretty good i like number
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one i like number one let's [ __ ] around
315:57
with lighting
315:59
someone said don't put vibrance on
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anything so i i don't know
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a little bit of saturation
316:06
15 and then like we'll do just like i've
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worked out like i don't even need to
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[ __ ] around with it much
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that even might be too much to be honest
316:16
[ __ ] actually that might be too much i'm
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just gonna like do a little bit
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like
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eight and then
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and then not brightness but like oh god
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contrast a little bit
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like not even that [ __ ] i don't even
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wanna [ __ ] with that
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just that's probably fine right i kind
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of don't even mind that
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i kind of don't even mind that as a
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thing like one or two points extra on
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brightness
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[ __ ] i don't even like it yeah no i'll
316:49
just leave it normally the curtain in
316:51
the back drives me crazy
316:54
okay you know what i'll fix it for you
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here
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what in the [ __ ] is this what the [ __ ]
317:04
have i done
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oh god it's like why is my opacity down
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[Music]
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there you go is that better hair equals
317:18
straight out of bed after a better
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circumspect amount
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so much better it's so much better now
317:24
you're welcome
317:29
and it's back
317:38
there we go just crop it no
317:42
just cut off no no i don't wanna i don't
317:44
wanna it's funnier
317:46
oh my god i'm gonna sit back down in my
317:48
chair
317:50
this one's already bright which i don't
317:52
actually like it's like overexposed
317:57
like that's better now that it's a
317:58
little bit less bright
318:05
yeah that's more normal and then i'll
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just like
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up the saturation by a little bit
318:16
there we go and then they match lighting
318:18
wise kind of this one's still brighter
318:29
oh [ __ ] i don't know i'm just gonna
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bring up this by a couple points
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okay now they kind of match more there
318:37
we go solid there we go good pictures to
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post to the twitter and instagram
318:42
hell yeah there we go i didn't even
318:43
spend that long on it this time sweet i
318:45
didn't need to do much i'm
318:46
might blur the background but i'll do
318:47
that later i'm not gonna post it today
318:49
anyway
318:50
um i'll reply
318:53
to uh or reply to um what's it called to
318:58
to shoe now and i'll just take a
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screenshot of it before i've edited like
319:04
the before i blur the background
319:08
and then yeah
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solid bam there you go first image
319:15
it's in like half rez but still there
319:18
you go
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uh post now you gremlin no i'm going to
319:23
post it tomorrow because it's really
319:24
late to post something on
319:26
on that and i don't want to have to do
319:27
it all now so man what makeup do you use
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any any makeup any any makeup my
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it's like i use the only thing that i'd
319:37
say matters
319:38
a bunch is like concealer and then
319:41
contour
319:42
sleek powder pretty damn good
319:45
sleek contour pretty damn good [ __ ]
319:47
this whatever this is maybelline fit me
319:49
powder for foundation and then i don't
319:52
really use foundation but i use
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concealer and i use
319:55
revolution concealer
319:59
conceal and define that's what i use
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the rest of it you can go with [ __ ]
320:03
anything i don't care it's like normal
320:05
but i use like uh
320:07
this eyebrow thing brow this way by
320:10
rimmel and that's kind of all i'm
320:13
wearing and then some blush
320:14
and that's literally all the makeup
320:16
that's on me right now
320:18
yeah right and the blush is just [ __ ]
320:21
random it's just pink blush i found
320:22
another
320:23
that's that's it that's like all the
320:24
makeup i'm wearing right now so
320:26
hell yeah i guess for a lipstick it
320:30
doesn't matter too but
320:31
guys i just looked up the video playing
320:34
half-life
320:35
she is literally panicking while
320:37
interacting with menus
320:38
yeah i think if she does anything else
320:41
but minecraft she may faint
320:43
so fragile
320:45
[Music]
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no whammy no me god oh god
320:53
no whammy no whammy what the [ __ ]
320:56
oh no wait i just thought your your 4 20
321:00
69 got messed up but you did get an
321:02
extra 69 on the on the point so it's
321:04
fine oh my god but
321:06
thanks thank you for the 31 32 pretty
321:09
much but hell yeah
321:10
nope says crosstalk damn right bucko
321:13
hell yeah
321:14
hell yeah i i
321:17
spent my prime sub that's fine you can
321:19
just be one of the um
321:21
unlucky ones that gets banned
321:27
chad i want everyone that is not a sub
321:28
band right now
321:30
sorry i get that way something no no god
321:34
i should i saw this swimming up i was
321:35
like oh my god okay it's fine it's funny
321:38
we're good
321:42
subscribe now while you can well you
321:44
still
321:45
can i can't help that i'm poor
321:48
i got nothing i got nothing for that uh
321:52
oh damn oh it's working it's working i
321:56
knew it at work
321:57
thanks for the five gifted subs hell yes
322:01
this is good this is good this is solid
322:03
oh gray area gamer i think it's gonna
322:05
pop up in a sec there it is great
322:06
gamer [ __ ] thanks for the kill what's
322:08
up baby oh yeah
322:09
it works my prep my constant pressuring
322:12
works
322:14
okay this is solid
322:17
okay oh no that's gonna be a good amount
322:21
of good amount of likes
322:22
good amount of solid amount of likes
322:25
okay
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[Music]
322:28
that's your first look at the the
322:31
picture notice we jumped up nearly 20
322:33
today
322:34
next girl month is coming soon tm no
322:37
it's not
322:38
we're not there's no way it's gonna be
322:39
another one the next one's gonna be
322:41
way more two more too much more
322:44
i want okay listen i'm saying on the
322:46
record right now please clip it so i've
322:48
got something to refer to
322:49
when this goal ends i am not overlapping
322:53
the donations
322:54
i i'm confirming this is a thing solidly
322:58
so there's not up for debate like it was
323:00
this time
323:01
i i'm not overlapping them unless you
323:03
want me to do it immediately crime as
323:05
well
323:06
goal is for laser hair removal let's
323:08
make it happen
323:11
good lord
323:16
scammer don't clip clip it please come
323:18
on we got it clip it
323:19
i need i need it to refer to or else you
323:21
guys will [ __ ] me about next time i
323:23
don't like it
323:24
disgusting
323:30
[Music]
323:32
okay let's see what i'm at right now
323:35
okay solid solid solution not bad good
323:38
good
323:39
okay have you watched six nine
323:41
documentary no i don't care about six
323:43
nine
323:44
surprisingly i i've it does anyone care
323:47
about six nine at this point
323:49
i'm sure a lot of people didn't he like
323:50
he was like a meme once
323:52
and then like everyone kept talking
323:54
about him because he was a meme
323:56
and then like he kind of didn't he go to
323:58
jail i mean i'm he's very popular but i
324:00
don't know
324:01
okay what do parents think of you
324:04
i think they're pretty proud i gave him
324:06
a good birthday i gave them a good
324:07
christmas present each
324:09
i think they like it i gave my mom an
324:11
iphone so
324:12
pretty solid uh
324:18
not bad there's not gonna be a next time
324:22
by the way
324:23
there's not gonna be a next time it'll
324:24
be fine
324:26
uh what the [ __ ] was this
324:32
yeah i saw a comment and i don't know
324:34
where to find it i think someone asked
324:35
me something
324:38
if you aren't going to roll over donors
324:39
you better change it something else once
324:40
it's hit
324:42
yeah okay i can do i don't know what
324:43
else you'd want it to be what else would
324:45
you want it to be
324:49
yeah my mom was on the stream recently
324:51
and then my uh my dad my dad's been on
324:53
there in little clips and bits you know
324:55
he's been there for a little bit
325:02
but
325:09
god i need to do the the eyebrows thing
325:11
oh god
325:12
someone was talking about like um
325:13
eyebrow like what is it microblading or
325:16
something micro needling
325:17
it was something where it's like
325:18
basically it's it's essentially getting
325:20
like
325:20
i like temporary tattoos on your
325:22
eyebrows
325:23
when you do that when you if i just had
325:26
eyebrows all the time it looks really
325:28
odd
325:28
when you've just got some like eyebrow
325:30
when you've just got your eyebrows done
325:31
it looks really weird
325:33
like it's off balance to the rest of
325:34
your face like this looks fine
325:37
it's got fake eyelashes on all that
325:39
contour blush
325:40
everything looks good but as soon as you
325:42
start to like
325:44
what's it called when you uh when you've
325:46
just got the eyebrows it makes your face
325:48
feel like unbalanced
325:49
so i don't think also as a guy that
325:52
would look [ __ ]
325:53
really odd donald goldfield
325:56
is an excursion out that includes what
325:58
the chat wants
326:00
overdone eyebrows look weird generally i
326:01
agree that's why like a lot of people
326:03
[ __ ] up is like bringing attention to
326:05
wrong spots to their face
326:06
like what i'm trying to do now is
326:08
actually like do less nose contour or at
326:10
least like
326:11
less obvious nose contour so it's like i
326:14
don't know
326:14
[Music]
326:16
you must be boiling wearing that no my
326:17
windows can get a pose
326:20
also you're looking splendid yes you
326:22
will on twitter tomorrow
326:24
wait for that hey you will enjoy it
326:26
tomorrow
326:27
under 10 000 to go
326:31
[ __ ] um
326:34
god jesus christ dad can i get your
326:38
reaction to something to what one of
326:39
your early funny moments
326:41
yeah i think the first time my dad was
326:42
ever on the channel was like the pc
326:44
thing or was it that kind of worrisome
326:45
money
326:48
that was funny though
326:55
thoughts on british weather bad it's
326:57
terrible how about you set a distance
326:59
for years pretty predictable now uh
327:02
definitively is pissing uh no
327:06
i i don't have anywhere that i could go
327:07
and get it done that i know of
327:10
everything that i've done so far has
327:11
been with people i know i guess so it's
327:13
it's more comfortable so i don't know
327:16
i don't know anyone that does ear
327:18
piercing although you could get it done
327:19
anywhere like eclairs or something but
327:20
like
327:21
it's still scary still it's very skewy
327:24
scary very scary
327:26
i don't know get it done i'll do it
327:29
eventually
327:30
i'll get it eventually done you know
327:33
over a year i'll get it done it's just
327:36
you know i like wearing headphones
327:38
and you can't really when you've got ear
327:41
piercers out of the way headphones
327:42
this is difficult you know [ __ ]
327:45
people's ears get infected and [ __ ]
327:47
you know it's nasty never go and then
327:49
people like never go to eclairs
327:51
uh you know [ __ ] like that i don't know
327:54
claire's is unhygienic i don't know
327:56
anyway you haven't worn headphones for
327:58
months do you forget that i have an
328:00
entire minecraft channel
328:01
i have like half a thousand videos i
328:03
have 500 videos on that channel
328:07
god damn it i record all the time on
328:09
there
328:11
i wear headphones all the time for that
328:14
don't wear them there
328:17
[Music]
328:18
no i'll read them anyway just got my too
328:22
far for paypal back
328:23
up on my new phone after my old phone
328:25
fell and broke
328:27
you be looking cute and sexy
328:36
why is your stream highlights channel
328:38
not linked on main channel
328:40
yeah i wonder uh i wonder why
328:43
uh i thought you're gonna ask about why
328:45
we're posted by when posted now but yeah
328:52
we're on it i we're we're working on
328:54
that but god i don't know
328:56
i've linked it to the twitch i think
328:58
right yeah so i don't know
329:00
i haven't linked it just because like
329:02
[ __ ] i don't know it's it's not the
329:03
same audience i want to keep the
329:04
audience separate a little bit
329:07
cartilage piercings are so crunchy
329:09
sounding that's awful that that's
329:11
disgusting
329:12
god that sounds bad i'll get my regular
329:14
ear lobes pierced
329:16
but no nothing else nothing else
329:19
once the omega video out i don't know i
329:21
haven't even started editing it
329:22
it's probably going to be not for at
329:24
least over a month uh
329:27
is a dude that plays minecraft yeah i
329:29
know warden keeps sneaking rose into mc
329:30
videos he deserves a raise
329:32
not because of that warden deserves a
329:34
raise for every other reason than that
329:37
but you know i did give what i did pay
329:41
warden more this month i gave her a
329:43
bonus
329:44
um so that's fine
329:50
oh my god butt cheek piercing that
329:52
sounds [ __ ] awful
329:54
good lord i couldn't think of like it's
329:56
the same thing with like a tongue
329:57
piercing
329:58
like you use that area of your body too
330:00
much for that to be like a
330:01
place that you get pierced whenever i
330:04
watch this stream i see a lot more
330:06
copium and not enough commitment
330:08
anyone want to keep track of total
330:10
number of excuses
330:12
dodging responsibilities isn't very
330:14
mature of you rose
330:16
i'm so sorry i'm so sorry
330:20
but you know i i um
330:23
i'll do it soon
330:29
it's gonna happen soon what if you
330:32
separated the audience of the stream
330:33
minecraft
330:34
then then we get rose be here looking
330:37
like dream's girlfriend
330:39
or is that a dream girlfriend i don't
330:41
know anymore but this look is a massive
330:43
contender for s-class looks
330:46
i would agree actually i'd also agree
330:49
this is an s-class look dream girlfriend
330:50
let's go
330:51
gender envy and i have a cartilage
330:53
piercing fools
330:56
no no no god no how do you lay in bed
331:00
i [ __ ] god oh you gotta take ear
331:02
piercings out and burn
331:19
bad don't like oh yeah wait [ __ ] i
331:20
didn't go on the reddit again
331:22
[ __ ] i'm sorry about that uh follow
331:24
rosie go makeup tutorial practice makes
331:26
perfect thank you
331:27
hell yeah i would give you the tip of
331:31
the eyebrows thing though i feel like
331:32
your eyebrows should be a little bit
331:33
lighter
331:34
but pretty epic not bad bro not bad fam
331:38
let's go
331:39
been a hacking concern oh this was today
331:42
this was a minute ago
331:44
this was also today rose grab rose grabs
331:48
his cap
331:48
feet i'm not gonna play that what's the
331:51
surprise to see on preview
331:53
[ __ ] jesus christ
331:57
whoops um feet oh my god
332:02
rose in his chat bro bro stop i'm a boy
332:04
i don't care looks feminine enough
332:06
looks female enough finn's yellow tall
332:09
they've done a dissection of the drill
332:11
not bad why do i look like that what the
332:14
[ __ ]
332:14
i'm wide chad ceo
332:18
finn uh this was such a [ __ ] this was
332:21
such a fun vacation
332:22
uh we went to vidcon it was so good i'm
332:24
fun
332:26
damn i remember that i want to go to
332:28
america again this place had like
332:30
this business room and immediately all
332:32
of us just kind of [ __ ] about in there
332:34
we just messed about because
332:36
who the [ __ ] has a business room once i
332:39
accepted that i am cringe i was free to
332:41
do the girl voice
332:46
and just practice maybe one day
332:48
supposedly
332:49
do you want to know what model of rifle
332:50
this is called yeah it's the ds
332:53
dps or [ __ ] it's made by crosman and
332:56
if i unlinked it
332:58
oh yeah crossman uh the dsbr yeah
333:01
in america it's full auto dude the
333:03
american version of my like bb gun is
333:06
fully automatic oh my god i wanted one
333:09
i wanted one so badly i don't know why
333:11
i'm not allowed to own a fully automatic
333:13
bb gun but you are in america fun fact
333:17
i think we i think we saw these yeah we
333:19
sold it okay so we're back to the
333:20
original
333:21
solid we went through the reddit reddit
333:23
solid
333:24
good memes today good memes today solid
333:29
oh my god right now i'm collecting the
333:31
eggs from my chickens
333:32
hell yeah we have a full auto mp40
333:36
dude i want one i want once i wanna
333:39
no full auto and buildings i want a
333:40
fully automatic bb gun but i'm not
333:42
allowed it
333:43
i don't think you're allowed a fully
333:44
automatic co2 bb gun
333:47
you might be allowed one that's electric
333:48
i'm not sure
333:50
uh i have to sleep i have to i
333:53
i have to sleep on the side of my head
333:55
one until it's fully healed if it hurts
333:56
i sleep on it plus i can't take it out
333:58
that sounds like hell that sounds dumb
334:01
why would you want that
334:02
god that's so annoying
334:08
that sucks why would you want that
334:12
i'll search finster on a guy rl no i've
334:15
already seen all the stuff
334:16
usually if i'm on a guy really gets
334:17
reposted um
334:19
but i was on the i was on like some
334:21
twitter page that exact same meme
334:23
fanboys
334:24
fanboy's out of context or something i
334:26
got added in there and it got like
334:27
6 000 likes on twitter so solid solid
334:30
solid solid
334:31
it's the same that one meme the one week
334:33
in quarantine one year in quarantine
334:34
meme
334:35
it's that one good solo beam
334:38
this was this is a better contender for
334:40
one year in quarantine holy [ __ ]
334:42
this thing has [ __ ] me up fam i went
334:45
from that to this
334:46
look at what i used to look like only a
334:48
minute ago
334:49
hold on i took a photo of myself just
334:51
because i was like i feel like i don't
334:53
i remember saying i don't have any
334:54
photos of me as a guy i feel like
334:56
so i took a photo but i t looks cool
334:59
don't ask
335:00
[ __ ] before and after dude that was
335:02
like before go month
335:03
started now now it's
335:15
that was a really good match cut
335:18
hold on
335:23
did i nail that i feel like i nailed
335:25
that how did i do this i was doing this
335:27
it's honestly and improved did that work
335:31
i feel like that worked there yeah there
335:34
you go who's that guy
335:36
yeah i nailed it that was pretty funny i
335:38
liked it yeah that was that was that
335:40
and [ __ ] god slowly fading away it's
335:43
the same picture of course
335:46
do i have any like old photos of me as
335:49
just a guy
335:51
not really no
335:54
i need i wish i i wish i'd taken a
335:57
picture of me with short hair that i
335:59
could like compare it to
336:01
with the new camera or something i've
336:03
got this
336:06
i've got this picture that's about the
336:09
best i've got
336:10
got these two this is about the best i
336:12
got what i used to be
336:13
that's what i'm me with like greasy ass
336:15
hair back in the day
336:17
but it's my old camera with like zoomed
336:20
in
336:22
and now it's now oh dear boy how you
336:24
have changed
336:25
jesus christ but
336:29
oh wait i might have some on the old on
336:32
the old old camera like the proper old
336:34
one
336:35
definitely got a couple
336:39
definitely got some cringe stuff
336:42
oh look at this look at that oh my god i
336:44
am the classic white boy
336:46
look at me smile look at me smirk look
336:49
at that [ __ ]
336:50
classic white boy let's go i don't know
336:53
what it is about it but that just
336:54
screams it
336:55
gamer boy let's go so that was my by the
336:58
way good image for look up my old
337:00
eyebrows
337:01
this is before i did anything to my
337:02
eyebrows so look
337:04
do you see the difference in my can you
337:06
see the small difference in my eyebrows
337:08
you know like i know what you did to
337:11
transform yourself
337:12
you swallowed a magnet and now you are
337:14
attractive
337:17
that's pretty good that was pretty good
337:19
that was pretty good that was pretty
337:20
alright
337:21
that was pretty okay i'll take that one
337:24
that is probably the oldest picture of
337:25
me
337:26
that was when i first got the camera
337:30
wow that is a soy boy face look at this
337:32
shirt
337:33
this was the same day i think what was
337:35
it yeah same day so this was with one
337:37
lens and this was with the other
337:39
so this was with a lens that was like a
337:40
higher bokeh but it was more zoomed in
337:42
and then this one was the lens i used
337:44
from that point until i got this camera
337:47
which was this but this is blurry as
337:49
[ __ ] but you know
337:51
before and after buddy before and after
337:53
not bad
337:55
solid and this was like
338:00
when was this taken uh
338:04
16th of december 2017. that was after i
338:08
dropped out
338:10
yeah yeah that was after i dropped out
338:14
so i was like doing youtube full time at
338:17
like 20 000 subs for
338:18
some goddamn reason at that point in
338:20
time so solid
338:24
oh my god wait what the [ __ ]
338:29
yeah but yeah not bad can you explain
338:32
the difference in the eyebrows first
338:33
trans girls i plucked them
338:35
i i plucked them i just plucked them i
338:38
just did basically like
338:39
you could see like i plucked the more
338:41
underneath than
338:42
on top i like cleaned up the top and
338:44
then i just like [ __ ]
338:46
plucked the underneath the bar or
338:47
plucked that pluck the top but like not
338:49
a lot and then underneath i did pluck
338:50
quite a bit you know to make them this
338:53
like this is pretty
338:54
i didn't i i do have like you know like
338:56
my eyebrows i've done my eyebrows with a
338:57
bit of makeup but they're not very
338:59
different how they are right now
339:01
like i always stay in between the lines
339:03
so they are this this
339:04
wide you know this big so they're pretty
339:06
accurate i pluck mine as well but
339:08
get them waxed [ __ ] that dude this is
339:10
what you call a glow up when a boring
339:12
feminine guy becomes a beautiful girl
339:15
and the world is better for it
339:16
although you wouldn't say that i was
339:18
like a feminine guy then
339:20
i don't think i would classify myself as
339:22
like feminine back then
339:24
really i mean like yeah i wouldn't say
339:26
that's a feminine
339:27
to tbh you know i was a regular looking
339:32
dude
339:32
regular looking feller
339:35
[Music]
339:36
what do you think i think i was right my
339:39
bank account is getting rather empty i
339:42
need you all to do your part as well i
339:44
feel like we aren't doing our parts as
339:46
well anymore
339:47
you don't need food you can live on
339:49
purely watching our favorite girl stream
339:52
i am the sunlight for your
339:53
photosynthesis
339:59
well you're telling me that's that was
340:00
really you oh yeah
340:02
are you [ __ ] what of course that's
340:04
really me that looks i
340:06
i what do i look that different do i
340:08
really look this different yep it's a
340:10
cult yep
340:11
do i really look that different i i feel
340:13
like i don't look that different
340:16
i i look the exact [ __ ] same
340:22
you look different enough yeah fair
340:26
enough
340:29
you have hours to watch me but not five
340:31
dollars exactly
340:32
um so no rose and road doesn't need food
340:36
indeed
340:37
let's be a reason why your girlfriend
340:38
wanted to do your makeup i guess so
340:41
like i don't know i i more feminine than
340:44
some
340:45
but not you wouldn't say feminine here's
340:48
to no food
340:49
you know i wouldn't call that a feminine
340:51
face i'd call it the look of a goddam
340:53
idiot
340:53
but you know i was 17 then um
340:56
but yeah let me do i have myself on
340:59
video
341:04
yeah i do you want to see me recording a
341:07
minecraft video in full speed
341:09
and look look at this [ __ ] look at this
341:11
this is me rick when i used to record
341:13
minecraft videos
341:15
but like not like
341:19
there's me recording a minecraft video
341:20
but like on a separate bit of footage
341:24
oh yeah look you got a good like look at
341:26
what my pc setup used to be look at this
341:27
[ __ ]
341:28
this used to be my pc setup it was a
341:30
good looking pc but it was in the
341:31
wardrobe
341:33
i mean this was like you know it was
341:35
good too i drilled a hole
341:36
through the wardrobe so you couldn't
341:38
actually see on my desk that there was a
341:40
pc
341:41
it was it was perfectly matched to the
341:43
place so i was like
341:45
just using the wires got cleaned up but
341:47
like i was just i was so good it was so
341:50
good anyway
341:51
you could look at my desk it just looked
341:52
like monitors that were just on
341:54
there's nothing else about it it's cool
341:56
yeah
341:58
um it's so easy to see you as a girl now
342:00
though it's nuts
342:02
uh all i see in those uh old vids is a
342:04
girl really
342:06
really i mean not i don't know
342:11
i don't know necco food what's food
342:20
no damn bad down bad down bad
342:24
stop this i [ __ ] love that that's so
342:28
cool do you play vr i
342:29
love vr vr is so good i'm fun vr kind of
342:33
vr kind of ruined other games for me a
342:35
little bit
342:36
like i get told about a game now and if
342:39
it's not like
342:40
so fun sounding i'm just like but it's
342:42
not as good as like
342:44
vr at like any game in vr i don't know
342:48
kind of look like ralph bonner ralph
342:51
bona from one division
342:54
no no i okay i'm
342:57
fully of the opinion that you don't need
342:59
a really super feminine face to like
343:02
pass in pictures as a girl that's pretty
343:05
that's pretty that's a pretty big like
343:07
[ __ ] statement though
343:08
uh so let me explain in pictures
343:12
you can get lighting so good that it's
343:14
like it works for a lot right
343:17
but like dude i wouldn't consider myself
343:19
like a super feminine dude you know like
343:21
[ __ ]
343:22
you know like i wasn't like my face
343:24
hasn't actually changed that much
343:26
weirdly enough
343:27
like my jaws got a little bit like
343:28
deeper you know male male
343:30
[ __ ] you know whatever male adulthood
343:33
you know
343:34
but it's been four years it's been four
343:37
years man
343:38
of course i've changed a little bit but
343:43
with makeup and [ __ ] you know works
343:45
you're a handsome man thank you
343:47
thank you depends on your chin and your
343:49
jawline yours is not well defined
343:51
thank you um thanks man
343:55
uh i mean
343:58
i don't know i think it's like oh [ __ ] i
344:01
don't know
344:05
i feel like if you've got the means for
344:07
it and you've got the like
344:09
drive to do it then yeah cause like
344:11
makeup's [ __ ] expensive and you got
344:13
also like a time thing i wouldn't even
344:15
because makeups like
344:16
you can get as much makeup as you need
344:18
to look like a girl if you you know
344:20
if you can like you know you can get at
344:22
that for like what 50 bucks
344:23
it's not like a super hyper expensive
344:25
thing to do but and then like all you
344:27
really need to like
344:28
most girls just wear most most girls
344:31
will just wear a regular shirt
344:32
which could just be a guy's shirt and a
344:34
skirt and it works just for a skirt at
344:36
the waistline like a skater girl shirt
344:38
works great it's what i'm like wearing
344:39
kind of now besides
344:41
the rest of this um but yeah no and if
344:43
you've got like
344:44
half decent lighting that isn't super
344:46
harsh
344:47
like this lighting's not harsh this
344:50
lighting is
344:51
very soft right like i'm getting light
344:53
sources from kind of everywhere there's
344:55
nothing
344:55
really hyper defining my uh facial
344:58
features
344:58
it's not too bad passing in real life is
345:01
a different thing though passing in real
345:02
life is
345:03
way [ __ ] harder because you know
345:05
people are really good at
345:06
knowing [ __ ] you know the camera's a
345:09
little bit above there's lots of like
345:10
i've heard lots of little camera tricks
345:12
like if you've got a lot of space above
345:14
your head it makes you seem smaller
345:16
which is why nat
345:17
on camera you would think that's like a
345:19
regular guy height but no the dude's
345:21
[ __ ] six
345:22
foot and a half he's tall as [ __ ] you
345:24
wouldn't think it because like his
345:25
camera is him in the middle of the frame
345:27
like this
345:29
you know and you think that's like oh
345:30
it's a short person no no no no he's
345:31
like [ __ ] hold on
345:33
yeah same thing with having a camera a
345:34
little above your eye line
345:36
works like look if i look at you like
345:39
that
345:42
and i'm showing more of my jaw makes my
345:43
jaw look bigger rose to be fair would
345:46
you sleep with a man for 1 million
345:48
to do it on a live stream but yeah what
345:52
i take a nap in the same bed as a dude
345:55
for a million
345:56
you did quotation marks sleep though so
345:59
i'm not sure
346:02
i'd take a nap in the same bed as a guy
346:04
for a million pounds
346:06
of course i would
346:11
i don't know about anything else but
346:16
oh so that's why you look tall on video
346:18
despite being shot how dare you
346:19
um you know like um or
346:23
stuff like that doesn't emphasize your
346:25
shoulders wearing stuff like wear a
346:26
black shirt or a black skirt you can
346:28
pass like that forever like
346:29
[ __ ] body wise um
346:33
for makeup trim your eyebrows make sure
346:35
you try and fun tip for me pluck the
346:37
underneath them going up
346:38
so you can get the right shape that you
346:40
want instead of like plucking
346:42
down because you know women have like a
346:45
bigger eyelid
346:46
okay so rose would you also sleep with a
346:48
man for one pound
346:52
nah they smell
346:55
they smell
347:02
whatever you do you look feminine don't
347:04
ru don't ruin it for me i'm similar
347:06
build as you
347:08
what i i mean i'm saying like it's
347:10
unless you mean like do you want me to
347:11
explain
347:13
how the facade works how this all works
347:15
or do you want to not know and be kept
347:17
in the dark
347:19
do you need a do you need a quick
347:20
tutorial or do you want this to be
347:21
remain a mystery
347:24
what do you think they got gamer stench
347:27
indeed
347:33
oh yeah dude the power cut in the cinema
347:36
there was the power cut in the center i
347:37
was freaking mad
347:38
i had to evacuate and refund a thousand
347:40
people's tickets what the [ __ ]
347:43
just because of a power cut i'll take
347:45
the red pill the red pull is that you
347:47
know
347:48
um if you have not terrible lighting
347:51
like
347:52
i mean i i did it before with bad
347:54
lighting and i would look alright
347:56
better lighting helps better camera
347:57
quality helps um
348:00
it depends what if you know there's
348:02
certain things that like uh
348:04
is this is this the minecraft is this
348:06
the finster minecraft channel
348:07
i'm currently looking for the fence to
348:09
minecraft channel look up finster
348:11
minecraft channel
348:12
shu can red pill you should
348:16
i can't wait i cannot wait the true
348:19
question is would you sleep with
348:22
yourself
348:24
you [ __ ] me i'd [ __ ] me indeed
348:28
i'm a trans girl you one of the only
348:29
guys i'm joseph i think it's like a
348:32
for like i'd say for like half of
348:35
half of guys i think it's definitely
348:38
possible
348:38
to like look really good as a girl
348:40
because like
348:42
or to like pass a girl i think with the
348:44
right like camera makeup
348:45
everything like that you know you can do
348:47
it in photographs and [ __ ]
348:48
but like what is it called um
348:52
like you know all those you know those
348:53
guys that like i swear to god everyone
348:55
every single dude
348:57
has like dressed as a girl on like
348:58
nickelodeon or some [ __ ]
349:00
you know like that they always have like
349:02
one episode or something in a sitcom
349:04
or like the main characters smell in a
349:06
disgusting thing
349:07
like they're a separate entity from her
349:10
cracking noises intensify
349:12
they get like their onset makeup artist
349:14
to do all their makeup and they look
349:15
pretty good
349:16
like they it works because they've got a
349:18
professional makeup crew doing it
349:20
so it does work you can just do it like
349:22
if you've if you have the right training
349:24
with enough practice i think anyone can
349:26
i'm saying if
349:28
i'm saying men smell in disgusting voice
349:31
like they're a separate identity
349:33
now i'm wondering what your price would
349:34
be rose
349:36
let's haggle to what
349:39
price for what
349:43
price for what uh
349:47
could not pass female uh i am too
349:50
masculine
349:51
this jaw is too tough and nuts legit
349:54
hang to the floor
349:55
so don't mind bro just tuck them duck
349:56
them inside yourself it's easy
349:58
oh god what's this
350:02
now we're just haggling over price
350:08
what the [ __ ] oh what kind of woman do
350:11
you think i am we've already established
350:12
that i've heard this before
350:14
yeah the famous story about a sex
350:16
america
350:17
it was uh a man asked a man asks a woman
350:19
if he'd be willing to sleep with him if
350:21
she
350:21
if she if he pays her an exorbitant sum
350:24
she replies affirmatively
350:26
uh he then names a poultry amount and
350:28
asked if she would still be willing to
350:30
sleep with him
350:31
with for a revised feed the woman is
350:32
greatly offended and replies the follows
350:34
what kind of woman do you think i am and
350:37
the man says we've already established
350:38
that now we're just haggling over the
350:40
price
350:40
it's a good joke i am exactly that woman
350:44
i am exactly that woman there is a price
350:46
for everything i am that woman
350:48
um i i just want you to know
350:52
my god
350:56
there sorry i was looking at twitter it
350:58
works
351:00
it does work i don't know who said it
351:01
though i think that's the quote that
351:02
you're on about
351:04
but yeah cool is that your natural hair
351:07
yeah well you know not really but yeah
351:10
it's i'm wearing hair extensions i'm
351:12
wearing real human hair hair extensions
351:15
found on the street i found a head in a
351:18
garbage can one day
351:19
and instead of looking apart in disgust
351:21
i went wow
351:22
i could i could cut that hair and i
351:24
could put it on my own and that's what i
351:26
did
351:28
just painstakingly super gluing each
351:30
hair to each hair to mine
351:35
you puffed out from a cat yeah
351:40
my cat spit up a hairball and i i wound
351:43
them all into threads and i put them in
351:45
my own head
351:46
that's what it is oh god what is it
351:50
i think like 20 million times you said
351:51
that what have i said 20 million times
351:54
why is so much stuff being deleted why
351:56
there's like
351:57
five or four comments like yeah like
351:59
there's like 10 comments that's been
352:00
deleted by armada what happened there
352:02
anyway uh 62 let's go
352:06
well done well done for hitting 62
352:09
percent
352:09
sold how much money for you to go on hrt
352:12
none
352:13
i will not that's a bit of no
352:17
wow i went and got a manny and petty and
352:20
you're still on stream dm
352:22
stream's like six hours now it doesn't
352:24
feel like six hours
352:26
people are spamming and being cringed
352:27
fair enough dude my [ __ ]
352:29
my dude my balls
352:32
so if we donate 2k a stream we can have
352:35
you tuck
352:36
every stream
352:45
this is worth 2k
352:53
yeah but
352:59
[ __ ] this is worth 2k this is
353:02
[ __ ] dude 2k stream yeah okay
353:06
yeah all right i'll allow that
353:10
i'll allow that if it happens const
353:14
uh continuously it'll get it
353:15
consistently it'll get easier
353:17
it's well worth 2k if we i didn't do it
353:19
for 2k did i
353:22
i thought it was less i think you've
353:23
done like 500 bucks
353:25
but [ __ ] it 2k for stream for talking
353:29
hell yeah um not bad
353:33
talking hurts i can feel okay i'm not
353:35
hurting right now i'm just
353:36
uncomfortable like it just feels like
353:40
have you ever like shuffled too far
353:42
forward on a chair
353:44
without like moving you moving your nads
353:46
about a little bit
353:47
it never feels like that six hours when
353:49
you're looking pogba's also i'm really
353:51
glad you've taken over the channel f1 nn
353:54
was really driving it into the ground
353:57
also now my cats will also have to live
353:59
off of fanboy sun rays
354:03
this is easy money for dude
354:09
i'm cringing just a thought of the word
354:11
talking it's not too bad it's just like
354:14
oh i made it worse myself holy [ __ ] that
354:17
was a bad position
354:19
as long as you know it's fine it's fine
354:22
it's all good do you like cats i love
354:24
cats
354:24
except my one i hated eric eric sucked
354:27
the thing
354:28
is i don't like it i i'm not a fan of
354:30
like
354:31
the fact that they'll try and murder you
354:33
at any given time
354:35
like you you can have a cat in your hat
354:37
ask any cat owner hey could i quickly
354:39
see your forearms and or ankles
354:41
and i guarantee you there's a current
354:43
like cut and i
354:44
you know like they're gonna oh yeah
354:46
sorry the cat decided to wake me up this
354:48
morning by trying to open up my ankle
354:50
like that's how they do that cats are
354:52
[ __ ] gremlins bro
354:55
they're like this show that you can't
354:56
play with a cat like
354:58
with your own hands you know what i mean
355:00
with a dog
355:02
fine oh god i just realized that might
355:05
have been darker than i thought
355:08
anyway but yeah no with a dog it's like
355:10
fine like you've got like my dog like
355:13
we've got like me and my dog have a bit
355:14
of a game
355:15
like we first see each other then we've
355:16
both learned to do this or he's learned
355:18
to do this
355:19
like he he always used to like when he
355:21
was a when he was a puppy he used to
355:22
like gnaw
355:22
on people's hands and everyone like wash
355:24
their arm and [ __ ] or wash their hands
355:26
and [ __ ] so what i'd do
355:27
is i'd not allow him to get in my hand i
355:29
got him like nibble on the arm
355:31
that was our way of like greeting each
355:32
other so now what we do is we and he
355:34
he's never like hard he's just like
355:36
really gentle he's just mouthing
355:38
so it's like what me and what me and my
355:39
dog do anytime we see each other now
355:41
because i don't see him very often
355:42
because i've moved
355:43
when i go and see him i'll just be like
355:44
this it'll grab on me out and i'll go ah
355:47
feels uncomfortable when he can feel his
355:49
bits
355:50
he wish he didn't have to tuck so it
355:52
would no longer be a problem
355:54
lol
355:59
god damn it have you watched eurovision
356:01
song contest no i never really do
356:03
i live in constant fear that my cat will
356:05
cut my throat will open while i sleep
356:07
dude i've had a cat
356:11
my cat scratched my eyebrow like that i
356:13
really need you to do your part
356:15
otherwise my electricity might get cut
356:17
off as well
356:20
all right chad i really need to do you
356:22
don't need to donate if you don't have
356:23
money god damn please
356:25
please i'm not i'm not god i'm not
356:28
invader v
356:29
you you don't need to donate to me in
356:31
fact i actively encourage that you don't
356:33
at all considering i've got this goal
356:35
going on
356:36
i actively encourage not donating i i
356:39
discourage it
356:40
in in fact have you what i'm you know
356:43
i've watched the original
356:44
it's not my thing i don't know i don't i
356:46
can't understand the words
356:48
[Music]
356:49
i skip anime openers i don't know the
356:51
words you look super cute
356:53
may i know where did you buy that dress
356:56
amazon
356:57
amazon there's company called little for
356:59
big amazon is the best one
357:02
uh it's not the best sorry but that's
357:04
what i use all the time little for big
357:06
good company they have a strange market
357:08
but [ __ ] it they're pretty good
357:10
they do good stuff uh can you bring your
357:12
cat or dog on stream
357:14
no my dog doesn't like he likes seeing
357:15
me but he doesn't like staying in a
357:17
house that he doesn't know about
357:18
so i'm sure that i could and also i i
357:21
this
357:22
all these setups upstairs my dog's a
357:24
chunky boy he doesn't know how to get
357:26
upstairs very well he could do it but
357:28
you know
357:28
i don't want to have force into
357:29
conversation but i'll show i'll say i'll
357:32
promise you i'll take like a video of
357:33
him meeting me again
357:34
i keep meaning to to like uh i'll film
357:37
like him meeting me
357:38
and put it on instagram because every
357:40
time he sees me after like a few days he
357:42
freaks out and it's
357:43
very very very cute i love that dog he's
357:46
called milo and he's the best
357:48
um i really want a dog i really want a
357:50
dog or a real roll
357:51
i really really want a dog
357:55
meat good old medium sized dog you can
357:57
play with a medium-sized dog
357:58
you can you can be like kind of rough
358:01
with a medium-sized dog it's fun you can
358:02
like play with them you can knock them
358:04
on their side you don't worry
358:05
chat you can do the small diamonds like
358:07
stream they're too fragile we have four
358:09
full weeks to finish this goal so take a
358:11
rest for now
358:14
don't worry chat you can do your part on
358:15
the stream next we have four full weeks
358:18
to finish the goal
358:25
my god
358:28
that doesn't sound good the more i think
358:30
about it it doesn't sound good at all
358:32
what's your favorite anime uh [ __ ]
358:35
uh assassination classroom is great
358:38
that's the one i immediately recommend
358:39
as a series if you want like a movie to
358:41
watch that's
358:42
shorter than watching an entire series
358:43
go watch your name
358:45
your name's great your name is great or
358:50
it's a tight as a series tie between it
358:52
sounds cringe but death note's still
358:54
really [ __ ] good like no way i bought
358:57
my bell delphine game over bodysuit from
359:00
littlefoot
359:00
party time yep that's the one it's the
359:03
same place
359:04
i've got one as well i have like five i
359:07
have probably like
359:08
a lot of [ __ ] from them because they
359:10
make stuff that's perfect for on camera
359:12
like no one wears this but streamers do
359:16
you know like it's a cool outfit it's
359:18
like it's a good it's like getting a
359:20
good quality
359:22
and wearable thing
359:28
okay oh no you said [ __ ] it didn't
359:31
read out
359:32
oh well i guess that's just me buying
359:33
more fanboy sunrise thanks for 25
359:36
um i'm so broke that my employer thinks
359:38
i need a raise
359:39
oh but of course he wouldn't give me a
359:41
penny extra oh god oh well boss
359:44
oh well boss makes twenty dollars i make
359:45
a buck that's why i hate the greedy [ __ ]
359:48
you don't need to give me 25 then
359:51
save it my god
359:55
jesus didn't pokemon just do some [ __ ]
359:57
on that didn't pokemon just tweet like
359:59
um
360:00
capitalism is is the worst and everyone
360:02
immediately replied like
360:04
she was like oh yeah capitalism bad for
360:06
employees and she and everyone was like
360:09
aren't you evil now because you've got
360:10
employees you know it's that [ __ ]
360:13
it's funny my god my kidnapper said no
360:16
to donating
360:17
okay someone have a look at that
360:21
[Music]
360:23
thunder man good night i have been
360:25
watching you on youtube a lot but this
360:27
is the first stream i am coming in on my
360:30
biggest question is why does your
360:32
chat believe you are an egg you might be
360:34
a dummy male which is a person who ideas
360:36
are male but is very feminine
360:39
i just call that male but feminine i
360:41
think i just call that male
360:44
i don't know or like just we i don't
360:47
know why we need labels man
360:49
i was i was born male i'll say [ __ ]
360:52
male i like doing male [ __ ] i have no
360:55
feminine hobbies i think
360:56
i don't think i should identify as
360:59
something that's like
361:00
i don't think i should identify as like
361:02
a whole different thing
361:04
because my face was a bit more feminine
361:06
than the average guy
361:07
i feel like i like my mail do you like
361:09
my mail or natural look sometime
361:12
abolished stuff and cosplay is fun but
361:14
itd be nice to see you in an everyday
361:17
look
361:18
oh dude that is most of my streams no
361:21
uh dude that's most of my streams
361:24
go have a look at them i mean maybe on
361:26
the highlights channel there's like not
361:28
a ton because they
361:29
we try on the highlights channel to like
361:30
the early in the stream i was just
361:32
wearing a t-shirt and pajama and
361:33
leggings
361:34
like you know like i just changed into
361:35
this during mid-stream
361:37
um like live stream i was just wearing
361:41
like a shirt with a collar i guess
361:42
the um the one out one one stream i was
361:46
just in like
361:47
one stream was in a crop top and a shirt
361:49
but it looked very natural the other one
361:50
just a regular skirt and a shirt
361:52
easy i did one in just a hoodie not even
361:54
any makeup on
361:55
you know like i wear normal stuff
362:00
this is better looking i do think this
362:02
is better looking but like you know
362:03
[ __ ] i do do natural stuff all the
362:04
time
362:07
my guy wears makeup and a french made
362:09
dress i have no feminine harveys
362:11
i don't though not this isn't a you know
362:15
yeah you know it's not like a thing
362:17
that's i don't do this often
362:20
you know i don't wear a big french made
362:22
outfit
362:23
camera sure now it's goldman adorable to
362:25
make it but i'm being paid too so i was
362:27
like you know
362:28
before you said there should be no
362:30
gender stereotypes but now you say i act
362:32
male and have male
362:33
hobbies which is it
362:37
i don't know i think in a perfect world
362:39
there shouldn't be but it's very hard to
362:41
change your own mindset on something
362:43
you know i think that's that's my
362:45
opinion on it i'm still
362:46
you know i don't think it's a bad thing
362:48
to be learning
362:50
about stuff and i feel like i'm in the
362:53
learning stages but
362:54
i think there are traditionally
362:55
associated like masculine hobbies
362:58
in which i partake many like that's kind
363:00
of my thing
363:01
for the you know it's a different it's a
363:02
different argument for different
363:04
criticism you will just give in and
363:06
become rose forever
363:08
no no no no
363:11
no four months solid that's enough
363:14
that's enough we can do it then
363:15
we were talking in the group chat a
363:16
while ago and it was i might have talked
363:18
about on stream as well but they were
363:19
saying
363:20
how like um i think if we hit this goal
363:24
then 42 of the year of this of 2021
363:28
would have been me spent with this
363:31
you know and as long as that doesn't go
363:34
over 50
363:36
okay so we i would really we
363:39
we shouldn't do it i don't want to hit
363:42
this one
363:42
and i [ __ ] definitely don't want to
363:44
hit the next one don't worry this is
363:46
just a money laundering operation
363:48
now tongue if chat would help out itdb
363:50
more like it you know how it is
363:52
i'm trying to just do the part for
363:54
people in chat who can't donna but i
363:56
don't have 7
363:57
500 to give away so chat help me
364:01
we can push 50 chat no what's wrong with
364:04
50
364:05
because then i'll get to the end of the
364:06
year and i went i spent more time as a
364:08
girl than as a guy and that is something
364:10
that
364:11
[Music]
364:15
i don't know if i want to know that i
364:16
don't know if i want to think about that
364:20
i think i want to i think you know just
364:23
think i want to be a guy i think i'd
364:24
like to be a dude
364:27
so if rose is your fan persona and finn
364:30
is male what's jude
364:31
that's just [ __ ] me
364:34
what would it be actually
364:38
[ __ ] new reddit stuff
364:41
all right i'll check in a sec uh
364:45
would you ever try talking to grace and
364:46
perry i i haven't heard of him i reckon
364:48
he's in a similar mindset to you
364:50
the dressing up who the [ __ ] is grayson
364:53
perry
364:54
that sounds like a tick-tock name
365:00
no probably definitely not
365:05
uh he's 61
365:09
so it's probably not on tick tock and am
365:12
i supposed to i don't know what the [ __ ]
365:14
to
365:14
find out about this
365:18
i mean it just looks like he wears
365:20
dresses every now and then is
365:21
this i mean how i mean i guess
365:28
doing my part
365:32
i don't know doing my part [ __ ] yeah
365:35
thanks for the ten dollars
365:36
i'm gonna start i'm gonna start saying
365:38
hell yeah to it and see if that's gonna
365:39
dissuade you more
365:41
uh cosplay as a mermaid no i keep
365:44
throwing away mermaid tails that people
365:46
send me i've got two so far i've done
365:47
them both the way no
365:49
he won the turner prize i don't know
365:50
what that is i'm [ __ ] stupid well
365:54
all i know is that there is tick tock
365:56
and
365:57
youtube and twitch all i know is social
365:59
media
366:00
so what if you go over 50 that's just
366:03
looking like a girl though you're always
366:06
a guy inside your head
366:10
well i don't know there's there's a
366:13
certain level of
366:14
something that's tell you [ __ ]
366:18
it's like a you know what's weird about
366:21
it is like
366:23
i as much as i want to you know
366:27
be like abolish gender there should be
366:28
no gender clothing and all that it
366:30
shouldn't matter
366:31
it does to me a little bit you know like
366:34
i
366:34
i am i i don't know there's still an
366:36
element of like i'm dressing as a girl
366:42
rose is just a queen or dare i say our
366:45
princess the mind says
366:48
hell yeah your thing stupid who is
366:51
stupid
366:52
rose isn't that dude would actually be
366:55
the manly man finn is the fanboy rose is
366:57
our queen
366:58
you say that like it's a bad thing but
367:00
it seems like you are just afraid
367:02
societal norms should be broken not
367:05
conformed to
367:07
yeah well unless it's murder
367:12
we should probably conform to that one
367:14
that's a pretty good societal norm
367:19
so i don't know
367:24
there is that man murder's fun fair
367:27
enough
367:28
yeah no i'm not sure like um there's
367:32
still a part of me that's like you know
367:34
happy birthday risen lord so weird
367:39
yeah what happy b day rise and lord how
367:43
are you
367:44
happy birthday ben like i don't know
367:48
the stream is doing a pretty good job of
367:50
like i've gotten less embarrassed about
367:52
dressing up as a girl
367:54
but then again i've just been doing it
367:55
longer and then for more money
367:58
so i don't know
368:02
there is like it i can't it is like a
368:05
little bit embarrassing it is like
368:07
i i it's a mindset that is working on
368:09
being changed
368:10
but hasn't slightly it still is i don't
368:13
know what to tell you
368:14
i don't have to tell you it's you know
368:17
it's a thing
368:18
that's why like [ __ ] i charge money
368:20
for this
368:21
and i don't just do it it's a little bit
368:23
embarrassing because you know it's not
368:24
my identity
368:26
you know i'm firmly of the opinion that
368:28
it shouldn't matter
368:29
but it still does to me it's a mindset
368:31
that i need to change
368:33
now i feel bad oh no you shouldn't you
368:36
should feel bad for the tucking though
368:37
you should feel bad for supporting the
368:39
tucker dolly is a dolly is bad i want to
368:42
create the army i really can't stand
368:43
when there are cents in our total
368:45
donation some unless it's 69
368:48
also doing someone else's part
368:51
how are you nice
368:57
uh yeah i'm only 21 feel like i've got a
369:00
lot to
369:00
change about my mindset do you need
369:02
anything for the tucking
369:04
no i've got everything and that's why
369:05
i'm able to do it and sucks
369:08
just my motto in life
369:12
so long as it's legal
369:16
fair enough just do what makes you happy
369:18
as long as it's legal
369:19
fair enough yeah but sometimes
369:25
tax evasion is not legal makes me very
369:27
happy
369:28
i reckon we should be able to tax evade
369:30
government bad
369:32
[Music]
369:36
people aren't born with shame or fear of
369:38
looking a certain way it's something
369:40
that develops from pressures that exist
369:42
around you as you grow
369:44
welcome to growing up as a guy like it's
369:46
yeah that's like
369:47
yeah i mean i i don't know
369:50
listen buddy i'm not as i'm not a
369:52
psychiatric professional on myself
369:54
like i don't know why sometimes i think
369:57
the way that i am
369:58
god knows oh my [ __ ] god conversation
370:01
change we need to talk about this
370:03
i can't i don't know why i don't know
370:04
how the [ __ ] my mind works
370:06
let me tell you why for some reason i'm
370:09
afraid of sharks right i have i have a
370:10
[ __ ] therapy session no this is
370:12
ranting
370:13
for some reason i'm afraid of sharks
370:15
it's a phobia i don't know why it popped
370:16
up
370:17
no bad experiences with sharks ever in
370:19
my life never saw jaws as kid and i was
370:20
like oh my god
370:21
what the [ __ ] is going on i never had
370:23
that right
370:24
i texted marisa about it too i'll read
370:26
you what i wrote her
370:28
oh look at this hold on i'm going to
370:30
read you what i wrote
370:31
to marisa because i think i put it
370:33
really well but dude
370:35
it [ __ ] sucks hold on
370:39
i don't know why this is a thing yeah
370:41
okay i just went you know what's [ __ ]
370:43
i have a random phobia of sharks there's
370:45
no reason for it it's just how it is
370:46
right
370:47
but there's this thing in psychology
370:49
there's this thing called generalization
370:51
now i studied psychology for a couple
370:52
years as a kid
370:53
and i know about it i i studied it
370:55
there's a thing called generalization
370:56
it's when one phobia it gives you a fear
370:58
for another thing
371:00
that's loosely related to the original
371:01
one so if you're afraid of dogs you
371:03
might also be afraid of puppies over
371:04
time it might extend to that right
371:06
that's perfectly understandable so for
371:08
me
371:10
right now i don't like oceans whenever i
371:12
see an ocean i'm like
371:13
god there might be a shark in there and
371:15
i don't like oceans i have like the same
371:17
like oh god
371:18
you know thing for oceans now as i do
371:20
with sharks it's not as bad but it's
371:21
there
371:24
but it gets way worse it gets so much
371:27
[ __ ] worse tell me that when why i
371:31
was scrolling through tick-tock
371:32
there was an ad that just started with a
371:34
blue screen
371:35
and i [ __ ] flinched the phobia of
371:38
sharks has
371:39
generalized itself so now i'm scared of
371:41
the color blue
371:43
why why am i now i i'm now scared of the
371:46
color blue
371:47
because at one point i was scared of a
371:49
giant fish thing with giant teeth
371:51
what brains pay all your taxes it helps
371:54
those that don't want to work
372:02
thank you hmrc those are funny
372:06
look behind you
372:12
[Music]
372:14
god a genuine that's our truth i should
372:16
really listen to reggae shark by the key
372:18
of awesome after that i'm sure you'll
372:20
call sharks chill
372:22
i also think i have donated enough now
372:24
please do not say anything else i want
372:27
to reply to
372:28
please do not i don't like spending
372:30
money
372:31
what do you think the meaning of life is
372:37
uh been sub for a full year and finally
372:39
got a tts voice that doesn't pause
372:40
halfway through donor messages
372:42
all hell brian thanks for the fun stream
372:44
you're welcome thanks for the [ __ ] 12
372:46
months up hell yeah
372:48
happy year dude
372:53
hey vsauce little cup here is that finn
372:56
style we want according to doctor oh god
373:00
welcome sounds like a goddamn someone on
373:03
dr phil who was
373:04
lockup i felt something hey you want to
373:06
see a tomahawk
373:08
i have a tomahawk how cool is this ship
373:11
did you go to the ocean
373:12
dude i had family in brighton dude we go
373:13
into the ocean all the time never
373:15
legitimately just a phobia that popped
373:16
up randomly
373:17
i've literally never had any bad
373:19
experience of the sharks i used to like
373:21
sharks as a kid
373:22
you know it was fine nothing ever bad
373:24
about it
373:26
neither oceans loved oceans oceans were
373:28
cool i went out in a boat
373:29
we uh i remember like with a bit of a
373:31
half sad memory but i scattered my like
373:33
granddad's ashes i was way too young to
373:35
even remember alexa turn off this like
373:36
stop also doing my i remember having a
373:39
great time on the ocean
373:40
never scared of it suddenly was one day
373:43
you know
373:44
weird [ __ ]
373:47
no subliminal corruption what a great
373:50
message the meaning of life is to find
373:52
yourself and help others find themselves
373:54
even if they don't know what they're
373:55
looking for yet
373:57
stop me now [ __ ] tier three for nine
373:59
months hell dude
374:00
i haven't seen your name in a while
374:05
the meaning of life harm that is
374:07
obviously 42
374:09
or to figure out what makes you happy
374:11
until one day your body has a fatal
374:13
error causing the game world to crash
374:15
and ban
374:24
for another fear i don't have any other
374:27
fears
374:27
i guess i don't like spiders but i'm not
374:30
yeah [ __ ] i don't like spiders i don't
374:31
have a phobia of spiders but i don't
374:33
like him
374:34
i don't have another phobia
374:38
fear of failure i don't know how that
374:41
would be a shark
374:42
not scared of anything like that not
374:44
scared of like dinosaurs it doesn't it's
374:46
nothing like that right
374:47
like like i went through all of jurassic
374:50
park i was like this is [ __ ]
374:51
dope and then like that one where
374:54
there's like the big
374:56
ocean monster that eats the shark i'm
374:57
like ah like that that made me look away
375:00
like i knew it was coming too so i just
375:02
looked away for it
375:04
like but i don't know why it doesn't
375:05
like there's nothing that's sharp
375:07
like that i'm scared of just sharks
375:09
don't know why
375:10
human brains are weird thing man human
375:13
brain's a really weird thing
375:14
fear of drowning no just go swimming as
375:17
a kid
375:18
never really afraid of drowning i did
375:21
almost drown once but i've never been
375:23
scared of it
375:24
i mean i i recognize it'd be a [ __ ] up
375:26
way to die but like i'm not scared of
375:28
the
375:29
i'm not scared of it like i could hold
375:31
my hold my breath underwater without
375:32
getting any sort of like you know
375:34
you know like i'll be fine just weird
375:37
fear of heights i'm fine with heights
375:38
i'm i'm not super comfortable with them
375:40
but like
375:41
fine with them i'd be in the same way
375:44
that everyone would be like oh god
375:45
that's a long way down
375:46
but i wouldn't be like you know
375:50
sharks i see a picture of and i'm like
375:52
god that sucks my blood goes cold
375:56
i've been live forever six hours i know
375:58
holy [ __ ]
376:00
i'm claustrophobic holy [ __ ] i was five
376:01
and then i i put a
376:03
i put a bin over my head and my friend
376:05
stabbed on it and i passed out
376:07
oh yeah that feels like a yeah
376:11
god damn spiders can lay as many as a
376:14
1000 eggs seeing yourself in the mirror
376:17
a thousand
376:18
times over is naturally a little
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intimidating
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[Music]
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phobia is irrational been claustrophobic
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most my life
376:32
i know it's an irrational fear but it's
376:34
still there
376:35
yeah that's kind of what phobia is right
376:37
it's just stupid
376:39
um weird though weird yeah
376:43
it's a genetic fear that our distant
376:45
ancestors developed your jeans just
376:47
activated
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also brian try this egg
377:01
brian doesn't handle that well at all oh
377:03
god dolly you're still here
377:05
ah [ __ ]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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i've got the most annoying associative
377:21
fear one can have i start drifting into
377:24
a panic attack when i sweat
377:26
this is because when i'm about to faint
377:28
i start sweating
377:30
obviously i don't like fainting so now
377:32
my brain says sweating fainting
377:34
go bro my palms like sweating now
377:38
god love you
377:41
don't give in a panic attack i wouldn't
377:43
get a panic attack but god damn it i
377:45
hate that
377:48
uh never had a panic attack or anxiety
377:51
attack
377:51
well i think i've only ever had one
377:54
anxiety attack and that was because like
377:56
a bunch of [ __ ] reasons
377:58
that was like it took a [ __ ] lot that
378:01
was a bad day
378:02
that was an incredibly bad day when i
378:04
had a banana anxiety attack
378:07
but yeah that was for a few reasons that
378:09
was like one of the first times i ever
378:10
tried
378:10
smoking that grass it was the morning
378:12
after and i probably had a bit too much
378:15
before and it really i got all the
378:16
negative effects of weed like the day
378:18
after i think he'll win for irrational
378:20
fears i have a genuine fear of pickles
378:22
due to pickle involved trauma early in
378:25
life lamar
378:33
the jaws theme is the sound of your true
378:36
gender identity creeping up on you
378:38
i'm so sorry
378:41
the sentence pickle involved
379:05
someone in chat was like you're cruel
379:06
for laughing i'm so sorry
379:08
it was probably the thing is i don't
379:10
want to know what it was because i'll
379:11
feel terrible
379:12
but ah oh my god
379:22
ah pickle involved trauma will you keep
379:25
the nails in boy mode
379:27
yeah you kind of have to but like i'm so
379:29
used to them now
379:30
like that plus they're like you can
379:33
barely tell like if i was like
379:35
i some of you have just noticed that i'm
379:37
wearing fat nails
379:38
i guarantee it some of you had just
379:40
clocked on to the fact that i have
379:41
like long ass acrylic nails with the
379:43
pink with french tips
379:44
you can't really tell with this because
379:46
like when they're moving and stuff
379:47
you're just talking you can't really
379:48
tell
379:49
it's not what you're focused on if
379:51
they're like bright blue or pink then
379:52
yeah maybe but
379:55
where did you get wait where did finn
379:57
where did your girlfriend go
380:00
wait why won't he answer me though why
380:03
where did your girlfriend go
380:04
i mean i br the the last one i broke up
380:07
with well over a few years ago now
380:09
because she cheated
380:11
you mean that one that's where she went
380:13
she's in the [ __ ] ground
380:21
that's where she is bud that's a [ __ ]
380:24
that's a [ __ ] up joke
380:27
but in the [ __ ] ground
380:31
she's uh she moved on to
380:34
[Music]
380:35
bigger and better things how do you type
380:38
would you move on someone left
380:41
uh how do you type with long nails i
380:43
have a keyboard that's like it has
380:44
circular keycaps that's actually really
380:46
easily
380:48
she moved on to the next life damn right
380:51
uh let me try typing real quick
380:56
you know what i'm just realizing now i
380:59
usually just type with the tips of the
381:00
nails
381:01
so as long as they're not too long it's
381:02
fine
381:05
and then i i with the and while i'm
381:07
typing like
381:08
well i'm not typing wasd like movement
381:10
i'm using the tips of my fingers so i'm
381:12
like
381:12
w8 so i'm not using the tips of my nails
381:14
for that i'm just using that
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[Music]
381:22
verb just message me i love you
381:24
hopefully medishare allows this one i
381:26
know it is your jam
381:29
you too i no i'm not doing media [ __ ]
381:34
uh i'm i'm i'm i've put it away now i've
381:36
disabled mediashare now
381:38
um hey wyatt
381:43
welcome to my stream congrats on partner
381:45
uh
381:47
what the [ __ ] jaida jae
381:51
des croissants titi show is your
381:53
keyboard i can't it's like bolted to the
381:55
desk
381:56
i really would but i can't well let me
381:57
look up the i'll
381:59
it's the azio retro classic
382:02
i'll show you it i'll show you my
382:03
keyboard my [ __ ]
382:05
balls bro okay mine's got the wood hey
382:08
this is my one
382:09
lucky that's my keyboard that's what i'm
382:11
typing on now mine's significantly less
382:13
clean but this is it
382:14
this the boy that's the boyo
382:20
oh it's pretty good i really like it
382:23
it's a
382:24
weirdly expensive keyboard it's like 200
382:25
bucks but like it's pretty good
382:28
this is a definitely a love it or hate
382:30
it keyboard like some people have showed
382:32
they [ __ ] hate this
382:33
they genuinely they they they dislike it
382:36
incredibly so
382:38
but i like it so pretty good
382:43
pretty nifty i dig it yeah that's a sex
382:46
keyboard
382:46
it is a love it or hate it thing like
382:48
some people in chat i've just gone like
382:49
meh not my thing
382:50
triple phobia yeah dude triple phobia
382:53
that's like uh that's that's one of
382:54
those ones that i've
382:56
i've i'm not i'm not that doesn't affect
382:58
me at all but i do have friends that
382:59
like have
383:00
i have one friend that has triple phobia
383:02
and i was like i always thought like
383:04
yeah i can see how someone would [ __ ]
383:05
hate this and i know i've just been like
383:08
yeah it's fine with me though
383:09
it's gross but it's not like it doesn't
383:12
i don't have like a particularly
383:13
negative reaction to it
383:16
so does all of your family think you're
383:18
trans
383:19
no apparently my grandma might but
383:22
that's it
383:23
my my parents they they understand what
383:25
the [ __ ] is going on
383:26
i gave my dad and my mom a good
383:28
christmas present i've i've explained it
383:30
to them so many times
383:31
um i mean they were fine with like
383:33
whatever i do with youtube
383:34
anything like i dropped out of school to
383:36
go play minecraft for a living and then
383:38
made like more money than i've ever seen
383:40
before in my entire life
383:41
so like you know which by the way isn't
383:45
that much apparently
383:46
i i keep meeting people that are like
383:48
that had a better start in life
383:50
and then they talk about money and i'm
383:51
like
383:54
oh you know like you meet these people
383:57
that have like families
383:58
they have like they've got their jobs as
384:01
like doctors and then
384:02
they have like multiple houses and [ __ ]
384:06
and you're just like oh [ __ ] you know
384:09
maybe i didn't start off as good as i
384:10
thought i did
384:11
but i started off pretty good like i had
384:13
like uh you know
384:15
we i've you know i had like good i we
384:17
were never like we never made a ton of
384:18
money i'm not going to say how much my
384:19
parents
384:20
made but they were definitely the
384:21
average or below average
384:24
in the uk and that's like you know and
384:26
but i never had to worry about money as
384:27
a kid which is already a
384:29
giant plus you know just the thing if i
384:31
never thought about money as a kid
384:33
ever besides if i wanted a snack and
384:35
then my mom sometimes i'm saying that's
384:36
too expensive
384:37
but that's it she's never you know they
384:38
did a really good job i've never like
384:40
worried about money
384:41
oh good they had a great attitude then
384:45
you better not slouch or you'll be
384:46
tucking for the next
384:48
month
384:52
i wasn't slouching every now and then i
384:54
give myself a bit of a you know
384:57
the course it's the thing that makes me
384:58
want to slouch weirdly
385:01
anyway phthalophobia sucks it's like a
385:04
broader fear of
385:06
shot what the [ __ ] it's like a broader
385:10
oh that's like ocean phobia like the
385:12
whole ocean
385:13
oh yikes i mean i don't like the ocean
385:16
but that's only because like i
385:17
constantly think like
385:19
[ __ ] there's a shark that's what i mean
385:23
being afraid of just the ocean sounds
385:24
like it [ __ ] sucks though like i can
385:26
look at a nice sunset with the ocean and
385:28
be like
385:29
nice you know but anyway
385:32
do you have arachnophobia no i wouldn't
385:34
say arachnophobia i don't like like
385:36
i think i don't think i have
385:39
arachnophobia i
385:40
i don't like i don't like spiders though
385:41
[ __ ] who does yeah
385:43
deep water scary it go go deep water
385:46
scary it go way down
385:48
deep water very scary you want to see an
385:51
axe
385:52
shots are crazy scary shots are scary
385:56
dude shots
385:58
hey what are you afraid of ocean ocean
386:01
man
386:02
oh [ __ ] man take me brother no but i
386:05
have like flinched at the shark tank
386:07
[ __ ]
386:07
you know all right so i've already
386:09
exceeded the allowance i've set for
386:11
myself
386:12
this weekend so this is truly the last
386:14
dono also because it's 3
386:16
29 am here so yeah that's a thing
386:19
also rose what do you prefer heads or
386:22
tails
386:25
i prefer head can i get a good night
386:28
kiss please
386:41
any other questions clip it lance indeed
386:45
that eyebrow twitch that was a [ __ ]
386:47
wink bro i tried my hardest to wink
386:50
um beach versus paul
386:53
dude that's it i was gonna say that's
386:56
embarrassing but like i've genuinely
386:58
like dude there's been a there's been a
387:00
time
387:00
where i've had like i've had a bath and
387:03
was like i got out the bath because i
387:04
was like
387:04
i was thinking about that one scene like
387:06
[ __ ] i've forgotten what it was just
387:08
a shark
387:10
in school i was like i got out the bath
387:11
back when i took back i was young
387:13
when you go to the voice coach can you
387:15
give them the clip of you showing us the
387:16
mail slash
387:17
female range on your iphone revealing
387:20
your androgynous range helps them know
387:22
where you are now and where you can get
387:24
to because the clip already showed your
387:26
potential
387:29
the thing is i feel like i could do this
387:31
isn't even the blade look at that i'm
387:33
holding it by the
387:34
blade it's not a it's not bladed on this
387:36
one that's
387:37
interesting yeah no i i feel like i
387:39
probably could end up doing a girl voice
387:41
well but not
387:45
i don't know i it's just i know i'm bad
387:47
at it so i'm just like
387:49
bulldog holy [ __ ] thanks to the tear too
387:50
far yeah
387:52
let's [ __ ] go happy yeah dude
387:54
congrats
387:55
bulldog nice you a boy or a girl
387:58
i'm new it's just up to you man
388:02
i can be what i can be whatever
388:06
i tried to fart but it wasn't loud
388:07
enough
388:09
does your ex know about rose yeah
388:12
well i'm not sure how much she knows
388:14
about it but yeah weirdly enough me and
388:16
my ex
388:17
actually maintained a pretty good
388:18
relationship well i say that we've we've
388:20
maintained like
388:21
friendliness you know like we don't hate
388:23
each other
388:26
but she knows about it uh no
388:29
don't plan to don't plan to at all
388:38
not sure what's worse at this point
388:42
just like you lied about preferring head
388:45
i mean you even have a tail at home i
388:47
don't see any heads laying around
388:49
also i'm sure you can do an amazing girl
388:52
voice in the future you have the look
388:53
down
388:55
the uh the heads they smell if you keep
388:57
them around for two months
388:59
sorry about that they have to keep are
389:01
you a girl or a girl
389:05
that's that it's that [ __ ] question
389:06
of like uh what's it called
389:09
the uh oh wyatt you have no idea what
389:11
the tale is i'm so sorry
389:12
um it's that um it's that [ __ ]
389:17
i it was always in school like uh does
389:20
your mom know you're gay
389:21
and you couldn't say anything to it
389:22
right hey does your mom know you're gay
389:26
and they go oh you know it was a 13 year
389:29
old that [ __ ]
389:30
slap that [ __ ] was funny god
389:34
they couldn't say anything everyone did
389:36
that [ __ ] my guy in primary school
389:38
that was great that was the best one
389:41
can't say [ __ ] does your mom know you're
389:43
gay
389:44
oh insane insult
389:47
so funny so hilarious
389:51
actual gold back in primary
389:57
you're screwed ready to tuck for a month
389:58
straight not gonna happen buddy that
390:00
cost 500 bucks a stream
390:04
that's my that's my number buddy dollar
390:06
yeah you got yourself you got work cut
390:08
out for you
390:10
wow darling no no no i'm uh
390:13
oh god this [ __ ] my boobs are sagging
390:18
solid uh no but your dad does
390:22
oh that's a good comeback to that so we
390:24
didn't we didn't figure that
390:25
right
390:28
are you fanboy or trans are you a fanboy
390:31
are trans
390:32
i am a fanboy i
390:35
respond to that robotically now didn't
390:37
you say 2k stream
390:38
well we talked about it afterwards i was
390:40
like i technically didn't do this for 2k
390:41
i did it for 500
390:43
same thing with last stream i think i
390:44
did it for 750 was the actual number
390:48
so 750 that works
390:53
but it's just for the stream as soon as
390:54
i in stream i can take this off
390:56
the shitty thing was when when dolly
390:58
donated a ton of money to help me do it
391:00
all night
391:01
that [ __ ] sucked that was awful
391:05
though she donated like the dollar
391:06
dollar donated like 500
391:08
for me to donate i know you like your
391:10
guns with restrictions of going
391:12
places going away why not try something
391:14
like this place
391:21
oh
391:24
i can't copy paste it okay
391:36
i'm going on it i'm trying
391:40
holy [ __ ] they do okay well i'm seeing
391:43
i'm saying i'm looking at it
391:44
remember to stay hydrated gamer indeed
391:46
get yourself some gamer subs
391:48
use code eagle at checkout the [ __ ]
391:50
lemonade one is ironically the best one
391:53
the page ain't loading buddy
392:01
looks like pub g bro that's the firing
392:04
range in pub g that is
392:06
holy [ __ ] it is tell me that's not the
392:07
pub g one that is
392:09
what the [ __ ] that is pubg that's pubg
392:13
they just need a house right there wanna
392:15
sleep tuck tonight
392:16
rip your ppa nah [ __ ] you
392:20
that cost that costs money dolly that
392:22
costs a lot of money
392:24
i ain't doing it experiences
392:29
let's get an experience oh dude holy
392:32
[ __ ] they have suppressors and [ __ ]
392:34
uh online booking book now it's
392:37
important to note that we do not rent
392:38
out firearms all of our experiences are
392:40
fully managed by one of our nra
392:41
qualified instructors this both
392:43
dude i want to go [ __ ] shooting our
392:46
shooting events include
392:48
static tuning rifles oh 22 caliber
392:51
that's not like a real gun
392:59
i want to shoot like a good one chris
393:02
vector
393:03
what the [ __ ] you can shoot this
393:05
[ __ ] in the uk
393:07
that's sick
393:13
i kind of want to shoot like a proper
393:14
gun though you know what i mean like
393:16
something that goes bang
393:18
why are all these like 22
393:24
that can't be a 22.
393:28
hey rose i'm jealous of your heart
393:30
because it is pumping inside you and i'm
393:32
not
393:33
all right so bad opening lines aside you
393:36
do show that anyone can be anything in
393:38
life that's why i choose to be a failure
393:49
that's funny that's pretty funny
393:53
what is it what is 22 3
393:57
can someone can someone that knows
393:58
firearms tell me what is a 22 3
394:03
like what does that compare to because
394:06
that looks kind of big
394:10
oh five five six oh what is it what is
394:13
point what is 22 then
394:15
am i dumb am i being dumb about firearms
394:17
and not knowing
394:18
is that like the equivalent like nine
394:20
millimeter at that point
394:24
or are they on about just like 22 like
394:27
you know like
394:28
22 long rifle sort of thing have i got
394:30
that right
394:34
i'm two two three
394:38
two two three is like an ar-15 round
394:41
okay like like five five six
394:43
22 lr is what i'm on about like they
394:45
don't say it though they just say
394:46
okay no it's it's 22 caliber so that's
394:49
not 22lr that's something else right
394:52
yeah what is that what's twenty-two
394:55
using
394:56
anything useful why not tuck it all
394:58
night
395:02
i'll have you know that i do
395:06
now 22 is 22 a lot okay so goddammit
395:08
whenever i think i'm wrong i'm right and
395:10
whenever you think i'm right i'm wrong
395:12
okay so it's like there's like two two
395:15
three is like five five six
395:17
and 22 is 22lr
395:21
okay solid sweet
395:26
dude i want to [ __ ] [ __ ] shoot
395:28
some cool [ __ ]
395:30
yeah i want to do the 223 experience
395:34
damn that'd be cool it's like 200 pounds
395:38
dude i'd [ __ ] go with this this would
395:40
be fun
395:42
i wonder if i could film it
395:46
could we book out the place and like
395:47
film it
395:49
dude i need to call and be like yo can i
395:51
take like some friends over book the
395:53
whole place
395:54
and just film it for twitch that'd be
395:56
sick
395:58
i do that just because that's just a fun
396:00
day
396:04
just 22 short 22 mag 22 long 22 super
396:07
short okay fair enough
396:09
but it's one of like like snake gun sort
396:11
of things
396:12
like a plinking gun sort of thing right
396:16
that's kind of what it's referred to i
396:17
think very in
396:19
china called texas plinking they always
396:21
use 22.
396:23
22 subsonics are fun yeah i've heard
396:25
they're like a bb gun they're real quiet
396:27
i've just heard so much about shooting
396:29
i watch like a ton of like gun channels
396:31
and stuff i just want to
396:33
you know want to do it i actually want
396:35
to go for it i want to try it
396:37
uh oh wait do i need to press book now
396:40
probably
396:42
what's just whatever the most expensive
396:44
one is
396:45
because that's going to be the most [ __ ]
396:47
i want to do like the most
396:48
stuff this one is okay 22
396:52
22 experience 400 per person [ __ ]
396:58
and you get to shoot a goddamn p90
397:04
a chris vector an mp5 p90 an sg43 a cz
397:08
holy [ __ ] it's all cs go guns
397:14
smith and weston oh my [ __ ] god he
397:17
gets you and i are
397:18
let's shoot this [ __ ] hell yeah
397:22
these hell yeah that looks sick
397:27
[Music]
397:30
maybe i should go if american gun laws
397:32
are so loose why did they take all my
397:34
guns
397:36
sorry was that uh was that uh [ __ ]
397:41
oh my god throwing [ __ ] throwing
397:42
knives like
397:45
was that um [ __ ] who am i thinking of
397:48
fps russia
397:49
did fbs russia just donate this oh i
397:51
have learned that fps rusher apparently
397:53
has a thing for twitch thoughts
397:55
so what's up man i'll gladly come on the
397:58
podcast
397:59
you know let me let me on come on dude
398:02
let me on
398:02
i will dress up so good if you let me on
398:04
the podcast woody
398:08
i want to be on there dude that sounds
398:10
fun anyway
398:12
is he here no no he is not
398:15
i just want him to know that i am
398:17
available if need be
398:22
oh my god there's crossbows and [ __ ] oh
398:24
yeah
398:26
the thing was there's only like they've
398:29
got a ton of like
398:30
22 guns right i've got a lot of 22s
398:36
but not like a lot of two two three
398:39
like these are the big bill big boy
398:40
snipers right
398:42
can i like say like i want to do this
398:44
[ __ ] and this [ __ ] you know
398:45
that sounds fun
398:49
yeah you get to try 22 variants of all
398:52
the following fire okay sweet
398:53
so this is not this is like a 22 version
398:55
of like
398:57
i want to shoot a big boy though you
398:58
know what i mean shoot a big boy
399:02
that sounds kind of fun 100 rounds for
399:04
each gun and we'll need to allow for
399:06
five hours [ __ ] minimum of three people
399:11
this says minimum of two but then it's
399:12
minimum i want to do this thanks for
399:14
suggesting this i'm bookmarking this
399:16
this sounds really fun
399:18
you could buy two ruger 22 states like
399:20
yeah but you know
399:22
in the uk you need to like find someone
399:24
like this i didn't even think this
399:25
existed i thought you need i thought
399:26
this just you couldn't do it
399:28
sounds cool though thank you is it to
399:31
show firearms
399:32
no i think it's to fly
399:36
[ __ ] where are you there it is [ __ ]
399:39
[ __ ] fruit fly down
399:41
rose knows how to expose at least that's
399:43
what i suppose thou shall not oppose my
399:46
flows
399:47
roses knows shiz thabos who is not one
399:50
of the brothers
399:51
bad rhymes aside you should go there
399:53
dressed up as rose
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oh [ __ ] yeah can i dude
399:59
should i bring just a skirt and thigh
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highs just so i could quickly change
400:03
into them to get a good shot of like me
400:05
holding a p90 suppressed p90
400:07
i kind of want to
400:14
sounds kind of fun it sounds kind of fun
400:16
so they use the they use two two three
400:18
as like in
400:19
purely snipers like snipers right sniper
400:22
rifle i found that sound like a gamer
400:23
and they use them in like uh
400:25
sniper style irs like they've got like
400:28
proper scopes like long range sort of
400:29
stuff but i want to use a p90 bro i
400:31
can't always
400:32
use a v90 this just sounds fun anyway
400:36
yeah that should sound fun dude
400:40
yeah i kinda wanna
400:44
oh wait can i do like a bunch of
400:45
different [ __ ] okay so there's one
400:46
that's like
400:47
full shoot full day shooting experience
400:50
uh solid and it's like you get to shoot
400:54
both
400:55
pretty epic but like dude i kind of want
400:57
to just do the 22 thing i just want to
400:59
shoot a ton of different guns
401:01
yeah i kind of just shoot a ton of
401:02
different guns i'll do it i'm sick this
401:04
sec
401:06
22 twenty uh two two three is the norm
401:08
for a lot for ars yeah they're only
401:10
like on this thing they're only using
401:11
them as like they use them for like this
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though
401:15
so it's like this is all what i'm like
401:18
so
401:18
two two three the only thing they have
401:20
available for that is like snipers and
401:21
stuff
401:22
which i kind of want to just shoot this
401:23
thing just normally just holding them
401:25
boof you know i want that okay you
401:28
should throw that
401:29
uh you sh you want to shoot a 308 if if
401:32
you want to snipe around
401:34
i don't know this dude honestly the
401:36
upgrade from just shooting a bb gun
401:37
versus a real gun is kind of a big deal
401:39
in the uk so
401:42
yeah no i'm i know there's the big
401:44
difference between the 22 and a
401:46
2 2 3. because if you if a 2 3 is
401:48
basically like a 5 5
401:50
6 round then yeah i know the size
401:53
difference it's nuts
401:55
usually people who like gun and knives
401:57
are over compensating for something so
401:59
what is earthing
402:04
where is it it's gone ah
402:09
what's my what am i overcompensating for
402:12
what do you mean
402:17
sorry does my manliness just shock
402:20
everyone that walks in
402:24
oh my god
402:28
holy [ __ ] that's why i'm gonna buy a
402:31
ford f-150 as soon as i possibly can
402:39
bossy reveal good lord all right
402:47
does any of the regular donators relate
402:49
to changing the stream labs name so it
402:51
doesn't feel like you're almost the only
402:53
one to donate
402:55
no all right then never had friends
402:59
maybe because i am obsessed with how
403:01
finn's mannerisms are becoming more
403:03
femme
403:04
they're not becoming more femme
403:08
they're not becoming more my manner
403:11
what mannerisms what mannerisms
403:15
what mannerisms becoming more feminine
403:18
what is there
403:19
yes they are like what name one name one
403:22
dummy name one
403:26
all the stuff oh god all the stuff rose
403:28
got from little for big dude
403:29
there's so much who i own a lot bro
403:33
wait oh my god did you photoshop it i
403:35
don't own that one
403:36
[Music]
403:38
wait do i i might own that one i don't
403:39
know if i bought it from you you should
403:41
check out the gun i just told
403:42
a pink one as well 92 in 44 and i've got
403:46
and i've got yeah and i've got this one
403:48
but in pink
403:49
so i've got that but in pink and in
403:50
black that one in pink and in black i've
403:52
got that one i've got that one i've got
403:54
that one
403:55
got that one got that one gone down got
403:56
now
403:58
i own a lot of [ __ ] from this company
404:00
but they make good stuff i endorse that
404:02
i endorse it
404:03
um new reddit memes i see
404:07
my plans to get stuff done on saturday
404:09
rose's six hour plush stream
404:11
i'm heading for the seven hours and then
404:13
uh
404:14
yeah new [ __ ] i guess charlotte
404:19
nailed it ah
404:24
my god dude i need to wear this [ __ ]
404:26
more often i maintain a lot of viewers
404:28
i got a six hour stream i need to wear a
404:30
made outfit way more frequently
404:32
or just uh thought [ __ ]
404:36
sabathon god no i gotta do a 24 hour
404:39
stream at some point it could be fun
404:41
not nails not now oh
404:45
or maybe no i know i haven't got enough
404:48
done
404:49
now uh where the maid outfit i am in the
404:52
maid of what
404:57
guys
405:01
i need a good thigh jiggle oh yeah
405:07
rose makes minecraft a thousand funnier
405:10
what a title what a title oh wow you hit
405:14
8
405:14
000 members on the reddit not bad it's a
405:17
good start
405:18
here's to a million uh oh my god go to
405:21
bed finn it's so late you have no idea
405:23
on my sleep schedule bro i woke up at
405:24
like
405:24
4pm 4 p.m man
405:29
this is like midday
405:32
that's not a mate outfit yes it is it's
405:35
a french-made outfit
405:36
hello i i don't have a feather duster i
405:39
have a whip
405:40
hello here to dust i could dust with
405:43
this
405:44
what would it take for you to stream an
405:46
hour earlier
405:47
tough ferrari you boys and girls out
405:50
here
405:52
uh i could do i just usually most
405:55
i mean it's just like most of my
405:57
audience is american
405:58
so i stream at times where americans and
406:01
you
406:02
eu people are up you know
406:05
it's kind of just it really like 8 p.m
406:07
is like the perfect
406:08
time for like like americans are kind of
406:11
getting home from work and all that
406:13
you know and right now it's like what
406:15
afternoon from like americans are
406:16
planning their lunch i guess i don't
406:18
know
406:18
it's got to be like 10 for them maybe 9.
406:22
that's like a pretty normal time
406:25
honestly a 22 doesn't feel like shooting
406:27
a real gun to be honest
406:29
yeah but go from shooting a bb gun you
406:31
know
406:36
i don't know 7 p.m in california
406:40
i know fairness i could probably be like
406:41
on the side like yo i kind of wanted to
406:43
just shoot all these things but like can
406:45
i just give you like 50 quid
406:46
i just want to shoot that one once you
406:48
know what i mean like i don't need
406:50
i don't need an hour of shooting this
406:52
gun i just want to feel it
406:53
one time and then i know that you know
406:55
like i want to do that right
406:57
like so basically here's what i want to
407:00
do
407:01
i want to do all this [ __ ] shoot all
407:02
these [ __ ] because they look
407:04
cool
407:05
just because they're cool different guns
407:06
and then just be like yo
407:08
by the way can i just give you like 50
407:10
quid to shoot this [ __ ]
407:12
once you know that's it i'm probably
407:14
going to do that it sounds fun
407:16
so you have a deep voice no
407:19
[ __ ] 63
407:23
nice 63
407:27
oh my god holy [ __ ]
407:33
clay pigeon shooting then shotguns you
407:35
could probably shoot a shotgun in the uk
407:37
pretty easily
407:38
the rifles are cooler my opinion those
407:41
thighs looking like they came straight
407:42
from only farmers
407:45
hey rose what's your favorite kind of
407:47
cheese
407:48
mine was sold at the local cheese market
407:51
i turned it blow up you should've seen
407:53
it there was debris everywhere
407:55
badam tssha that was that was that
407:58
that's a that's a loaded question
408:01
i have a lot of different how would you
408:02
mariachi's to a pretty woman offer
408:04
1 million to sleep with a guy
408:11
thanks definitely not john
408:34
a million trying to think a million's
408:38
enough that if you do the right thing
408:40
with it you could be like fine for life
408:45
[Music]
408:48
the gears are turning uh i mean
408:53
taxes is it postal pre-tax
408:58
post tax or pre-like a million post tax
409:01
or pre-tax that does make the difference
409:11
i don't know
409:15
post tax no if there's no tax on it
409:18
theoretically right a million post tax
409:21
yeah
409:23
yeah pre-tax then it works out to be
409:26
like 500k and like [ __ ] is it really
409:29
worth it for 500k
409:30
like not really so and yeah by the way a
409:33
million definitely is enough to set you
409:35
up for life as long as you're not dumb
409:37
like just buy a cup buy like four houses
409:40
like you don't that's like what four
409:42
grand a month at that point
409:44
even if you want to be super frugal
409:46
about it buy like 10
409:47
and get them all on mortgages and then
409:50
you just put renters in them
409:51
you know that shit's a lot even if
409:53
that's if you wanted to be more risky
409:55
but
409:55
you know make more just invest in stocks
409:58
oh yes dude
409:59
that thing that never crashes due to a
410:01
global pandemic you know what never
410:02
crashed
410:03
houses 10 houses with one mill wouldn't
410:07
happen in america
410:08
yes it [ __ ] would how much do you pay
410:11
for a mortgage [ __ ]
410:12
you don't pay dude how much do you pay
410:14
for a mortgage also if you want to make
410:16
money on housing you don't buy expensive
410:18
houses you don't buy million pound
410:19
houses you buy houses worth like a
410:20
hundred and k
410:21
hundred two hundred k which there's tons
410:24
of them
410:24
you don't buy good streams so your mods
410:27
can get to sleep have mercy
410:29
you might have a fact sleep schedule but
410:31
i'll bring you all down with me stuff
410:33
i don't care i don't need mods it's fine
410:36
invest in bitcoin 20 years ago oh yeah
410:38
dude put it down
410:39
a million can definitely definitely
410:41
definitely set you up for life
410:43
if you do it the right way if you're
410:45
just living off a million now you won't
410:46
get like [ __ ] you won't get very far
410:47
just living off the million
410:50
but yeah if you bought stuff yeah
410:56
you could definitely do that [ __ ] dude
411:02
buy bitcoin in 2000 in the year 1980.
411:07
uh it'll be fine invest cad is yeah it
411:10
took a real bit
411:11
start femboy started using him on
411:13
twitter carriers took a real big turn
411:15
invest in fidget spinners what about
411:17
that invest in fidget spinners five
411:19
years ago
411:22
through no mod action for five minutes
411:23
okay we'll see how it goes
411:25
uh
411:29
uh if we can't a sheepheaded child will
411:32
be a shipping or a chat
411:36
longer streams are awesome keep doing
411:38
them this is funny f rose hype
411:40
i don't know i had more to talk about
411:42
today i think also i got more [ __ ] in
411:44
the mail i had something to do
411:46
i don't know plus like cool thing to
411:49
wear if i'm in something i'm just kind
411:50
of like mad about
411:51
usually if i think i look good i'll
411:53
stream for like 20 hours bro
411:54
if i think i look good i will stream for
411:56
a while if i'm like ah then
411:58
no invest in minecraft in 2008 indeed in
412:01
fact dude
412:02
invest in getting [ __ ] get a
412:05
minecraft youtube channel up in 2008 oh
412:08
my god
412:09
just do that forever you'll have made
412:11
millions here in the netherlands you
412:13
can't even buy an apartment for 100k
412:16
so you definitely can't buy ten houses
412:19
for 1 mil
412:20
unfortunately i really need to move to
412:22
the uk
412:23
since it's cheaper but oh wait
412:26
brexit is a thing home that's sad i
412:29
can't believe you just told me
412:30
the uk's housing market's cheaper it is
412:32
not
412:33
but no you're insane did i did i did i
412:35
did i not make it clear that you do
412:37
mortgages buy to let mortgages
412:39
let me teach you about investment
412:40
children so mortgages
412:42
are what happens when you borrow money
412:44
from a bank to buy a house
412:47
information the um okay so
412:52
basically a house like i think they're
412:54
going right now is like
412:55
in [ __ ] coffee times they're only
412:57
asking for like 10 you'd want like
413:00
probably like 25 down so house for 200k
413:04
you do 50. i was being really generous
413:07
and saying like 50 100k a house
413:11
which would be nutty if that at that
413:13
point you'd want to get like 200k house
413:15
put 100k down
413:17
and then at that point you own the
413:18
majority of the leverage right like
413:20
if the if everything goes to [ __ ] the
413:22
bank can't just take your house away
413:24
from you sort of thing
413:25
you'd always have money left over it's
413:27
way less risky you give over 50
413:29
down then you're already winning then
413:30
you just stick renters in it they pay
413:32
for the mortgage
413:33
you're not making as much every month
413:34
but then you come out of it with way
413:36
more money
413:36
come out of it with two million easy
413:40
where is me
413:43
making a alright bit of money every
413:44
month probably like a few hundred but if
413:46
you got 10 houses
413:47
few hundred every month you know like
413:50
three 2k a month 10 houses
413:54
maybe probably a little bit more if you
413:55
were smart about it but on a low note
413:57
like 2-3 k a month
414:00
looks at new york city house prizes all
414:02
right time to move to the uk well you're
414:03
comparing new york city with london
414:05
oh sorry you're comparing new york city
414:06
with just broader uk even if you wanted
414:08
to go to london you can find a new york
414:10
city apartment
414:11
or anything worth 100k but it will be
414:14
awful
414:15
but that's the point low-level houses
414:17
are recession-proof that's kind of the
414:18
point of it
414:19
hey ever dude i need to do a cat dude
414:22
you know there's every [ __ ] ev
414:24
there's fanboy everything there's fanboy
414:26
fishing there's fanboy
414:27
mathematics there's fanboy physics
414:29
there's fanboy everything on twitter
414:30
i need to do fanboy finance holy [ __ ]
414:33
can i just start a youtube channel
414:34
talking about finance
414:36
while dressed like this hey listen
414:39
a nice tip for you is that you gotta
414:40
remember don't be naughty
414:42
but always buy
414:46
low level houses if you want to make
414:48
money if you want to live in a house
414:50
do whatever do it it's up to you maybe
414:52
you could even house i can make a bit
414:53
bored but listen
414:54
to me
414:58
lower income houses are more recession
415:00
proof and therefore making more money
415:02
over time
415:03
a very a big crash in the housing market
415:06
in the economy isn't going to affect
415:07
your investment much
415:08
make sure to make sure to change up your
415:10
investment invest in stocks and housing
415:12
but housing right now is a pretty safe
415:15
bet
415:18
but like caddies are like super cute and
415:20
you should really buy a lot of them do
415:22
some drop shipping on amazon with cat
415:23
ears it's not good
415:26
fanboy finance coming in 2021 oh yeah
415:31
you could collab with grand stefan oh
415:33
yeah
415:34
me and me and graham will get along
415:35
great i'm sure wish i was his height you
415:38
know i'd be five i'd be like what five
415:40
foot
415:41
four then like
415:45
we would make a great team graham would
415:46
be the better fanboy
415:48
sorry grams just went into mom mode also
415:51
i lied about the last donno again
415:53
sorry rose forgive me also
415:56
fanboy finance needs some capital to get
415:59
started so chat
416:01
one last time it's now important to do
416:03
your part once more
416:05
i think i'll do fanboy finance when i
416:07
when i become a landlord
416:08
i'll buy a house and then i'll start
416:10
renting for like way under the
416:12
oh i'll start renting stuff for like
416:14
under the um actual
416:16
market value and then yeah saves the
416:19
investment stays on for longer and then
416:20
woohoo
416:21
because i don't need to make a ton of
416:22
money that's my investment strategy
416:24
uh i can't believe i actually just
416:26
learned something from a fanboy indeed
416:28
if you want to get into that it's a
416:29
thing but the thing is it's really
416:31
annoyingly hard to buy houses nowadays
416:33
like it's it's the houses are so goddamn
416:35
expensive that i feel like we've reached
416:37
the top of the bubble
416:38
like i don't feel like they can get much
416:39
more expensive from here i might be
416:41
wrong
416:42
but like it feels like inevitable we're
416:44
either going to
416:45
hit a hit a plateau or it's
416:49
probably going to go down a little bit
416:50
but
416:53
it's my bet anyway my economy bet
416:57
fanboy inc little capitalist fanboy
417:00
fanboy capitalism
417:01
oh that's perfect fanboy capitalist
417:05
fanboy capitalism hell yeah fanboy
417:06
finance i think that's a better channel
417:08
name but oh
417:09
good investment top of the bubble um
417:13
you know anyway not really using the
417:15
right language but still
417:16
uh top of the thing
417:22
i laugh i cry i learn a lot of stuff the
417:25
streams are great
417:26
best fanboy i couldn't do it
417:30
capitalist who doesn't know no well
417:33
i guess i mortgaged this house you know
417:36
i bought a house once
417:37
easy careful technology here
417:41
film fanboy captain the fanboy cop hell
417:43
yeah dude
417:44
i need to speak to techno about it
417:47
finn i don't want to hear you complain
417:48
about talking anymore you've been tucked
417:50
for three hours
417:51
it's not been a comfy three hours it's
417:54
still
417:54
[ __ ] it doesn't get any more fun oh god
417:57
yelling makes it worse
417:59
it it doesn't you've reminded me of it
418:01
now i'm just thinking about it
418:02
[ __ ] now it's on my mind and it's
418:04
worse now
418:08
my knowledge isn't the only thing
418:09
growing because of this fanboy
418:14
nice nice good ship good strip good [ __ ]
418:17
here we go
418:18
rumble in the stream was going to end i
418:20
said i'd try and make it seven hours and
418:21
we're two minutes away from it you know
418:22
what [ __ ] it we'll end it in uh in
418:24
one minute and a half just because you
418:27
asked so nicely
418:28
uh what is finn tuck when we never see
418:30
his lower half
418:32
because i got paid a lot of money to do
418:34
it both today and yesterday
418:37
and i'm just i that means dude dolly
418:40
it's probably gone numb by i'm not
418:42
definitely [ __ ] not dude
418:43
i've got one minute left of tucking and
418:46
then i'm gonna take this off
418:47
because guess what at no point was i
418:50
asked to keep this on like yesterday
418:52
oh god how does one tuck difficult like
418:56
give us a peek before you go no god no
418:59
my poor
418:59
my poor boy my poor boy he's scared he
419:02
doesn't want to be shown
419:04
i i hear you've got you've got a minute
419:08
dolly you got a minute to donate
419:09
what was it last time hundreds of
419:11
dollars for me to keep it on all night
419:13
you got
419:14
less than a minute god damn dolly
419:17
we're feminizing him at the expense of
419:19
turning him into a filthy capitalist
419:21
damn right thought for the night
419:24
rose only needs to tuck until the end of
419:27
the stream
419:28
also rose keeps streaming for seven
419:32
hours ah
419:34
well [ __ ] well ship
419:38
cat please give it up for our mods they
419:40
keep this place safe for everyone as
419:43
such we should ensure that rose can pay
419:45
them more
419:46
mods thank you for your continued
419:48
support on this channel
419:49
i'm fairly sure i've taken money from
419:51
most of the mods here
419:54
we get paid i don't pay them i don't pay
419:58
them at all
419:59
it's been seven hours oh god i got so
420:01
[ __ ] scared
420:02
best i can offer for the rest of the
420:04
night
420:05
dolly holy [ __ ] don't do this tonight
420:07
okay
420:08
thank you dolly thank you dolly for you
420:11
nuts amount of money today
420:12
and everyone else we are at 63 percent
420:16
of the weight of the goal
420:17
and it's only been live for three days
420:20
[ __ ] god
420:21
um
420:25
well it's been seven hours
420:28
it is time that i say good night
420:32
then that's slavery
420:35
welcome to capitalism buddy it wasn't me
420:38
oh there wasn't dolly or
420:39
someone else ow i'm sorry dolly
420:43
well either way anyway boys
420:47
paypal crapped out for me oh [ __ ]
420:49
kell we killed her
420:50
we did it we killed dolly okay oh my god
420:54
so finally i'm gonna be able to take
420:55
this off dude i could take this off
420:57
now anyway what's the goal gonna do it's
420:59
for the fourth
421:00
go month it's to make this
421:03
last for four months every day this
421:07
this half this
421:10
these oh for four months
421:15
anyway catboy capitalism and fanboy
421:18
finance can't wait for that collab man
421:20
anyway
421:24
i will see you guys in the next one well
421:27
check the website to see if it's going
421:28
to be go a month or not
421:30
but yeah boys i will see you this was a
421:31
really fun streak i do [ __ ] a lot of
421:33
fun i need to wear this more maybe i'll
421:34
clean this maybe i'll clean the room
421:35
next room
421:36
who knows maybe i'll clean the room at
421:39
some point
421:40
i don't always stream i will do a chill
421:41
stream tomorrow maybe more casual stream
421:43
tomorrow
421:44
anyway boys i'll see you in the next one
421:46
peace
421:47
oh let me sit up straight just for dolly
421:49
alrighty see you boys
421:56
bye boys