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foreign
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good day good day sirs
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now i'm not fully done so i'm just kind
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of going to talk to you for a minute
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while i'm doing this and i just realized
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i completely forgot to change my thing
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to actually be a hot tub stream
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so let me give you an update on kind of
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what's happening
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um
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your boy [ __ ]
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i just searched me and i got my [ __ ]
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channels gone what the [ __ ]
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anyway uh why is it now i'm
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wait what evening all it's like showed
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up as
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it showed up as the streams ended it
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showed up there we go what the [ __ ] was
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that okay fine we're fine that was so
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weird okay i think there's a new
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category right
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it's like pools yeah pools hot tubs and
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beaches okay let's set the thing
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all right i'm getting into this swimsuit
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right now
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um so you know welcome to this journey
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that you're about to embark on
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um this is [ __ ] terrible idea by the
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way
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um but [ __ ] it we're doing it anyway
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it's
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uh it's great it's gonna be so fun and
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good
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um so the idea
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my dear gamer boys is you will
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more than likely be disappointed and i'm
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a i'm a dumbass
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what i did was um i decided okay i gotta
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fill this thing up somehow
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and i went okay how hard could it be to
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fill up
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this you know hot tub and um
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it turns out very hard how the [ __ ] do
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you fill one of those up indoors
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that is insane what am i gonna run a
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hose no no well i decided okay [ __ ] it
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i'm gonna take it upstairs i'm gonna
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fill it in the shower and then i'll move
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it to the off
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to the bedroom so
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um what i did was i started filling it
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up i turned the shower knob and i was
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like okay i'll use the one that's like
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you know it comes out and you can direct
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the nozzle you know
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scam yeah no you'll see
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um i say okay i'll direct the nozzle to
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it grab that thing off blah blah
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and then just [ __ ] turn the thing on
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wait in a second heard the
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you know it it's almost it's almost
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coming in
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and then uh [ __ ] it just all
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it turns out i just never switched the
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nozzle so i just got my hair all [ __ ]
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wet
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i just stuck my head underneath the
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shower fully made up and in a [ __ ]
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swimsuit and everything
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and i just stuck my head underneath the
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goddamn shower
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so that's kind of what i dealt with
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that's why i was a little bit late
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um why i'm like now is because i've got
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to re-change into a swimsuit now that
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everything's fine
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my god but no i promise you that the
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thing that you care about is not a scam
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is your makeup scuffed no weirdly enough
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my makeup turned out pretty okay
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like i didn't do anything nothing bad
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happened with the makeup
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but i'm i'm just getting into it now
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and then i gotta put on like uh i love
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it here and then i gotta put on me bruh
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oh my god though so yeah no we are just
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talking for a minute waterproof makeup
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no actually it's just like i don't know
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it wasn't it just wasn't that bad
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it's really [ __ ] warm today also john
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i've got a great video of me throwing
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the tomahawk around
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okay i got a great video of me [ __ ]
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chucking the tomahawk it was great
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i'm ready so don't scam oh dude
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don't worry the thing that you're on
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about it's not gonna be a scam trust me
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you'll enjoy it
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send it oh dude i will
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making sure that this looks semi-okay
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glad you enjoyed it i loved it john
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okay hold on show us god no
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oh it's this is not an area where you
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can see
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i'm so sorry well let me
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i honestly concerned i'm about to see oh
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you should be i'll introduce you to it
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let's play some music in the background
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though
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real quick so i'm going to be a couple
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minutes
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hey that worked i like this one you're a
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guy no top needed
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oh you'll see oh you'll see [ __ ]
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so this is going to be a bit of an
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annoying stream so i am trying to make
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sure i'm as comfortable as i possibly
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can
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okay i've been thinking of this in my
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head for a hot minute
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is not going to be in a bathing suit so
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put it that way well the suit's not in a
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bathing suit just think about it like
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that
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guess who is your boy
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[Music]
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oh my god
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oh [ __ ] wait boys wait
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hold on i got a question i got a
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question it's going to take like an
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extra couple minutes
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but do you want like prop oh [ __ ] now
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i've got to do it do you want like
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proper [ __ ] bobs
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like some proper [ __ ]
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some proper good stuff the big the good
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boy
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oh hell yeah the big boys the [ __ ]
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hot ah dude
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you'll see this is gonna be
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you're wearing a full wetsuit aren't you
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i'm swimster
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i'm not i'm i i'm not scamming any of
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you with this one trust me
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it's a it is you'll see what it is and
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you won't be disappointed
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this is gonna be chaos and i'm here for
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it
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okay
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this is gonna be chaos and i'm here i am
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the chaos
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lord technoblade's the blood god and i'm
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the god of chaos so chat if this is too
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scuffed you're gonna make him tuck for
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the rest of the day right
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i'm already tucked bucko why do you
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think this is taking so long
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i promise you if it if you don't enjoy
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this sure
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but i i believe that you will
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oh my god nails suck dude
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long ass nails are so difficult to do
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this with
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that i feel like that could work
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[ __ ] wait
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now that'll work okay
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can you wish my friend kylie santa happy
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birthday
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he's a big fan
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20 minutes in and still nothing scam
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scam scam scam scam scam scam scam scam
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my my lack of hips shows so much though
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that's the only annoying thing about
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this is you can very much
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absolutely awful my body shake this
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zero
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okay chuck get the loop ready three two
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one
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oh i didn't prep for this not the lube
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thing that's what i'm doing now
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okay
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[Music]
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the correct category
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[Music]
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okay boys i'm just about ready um
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my hair's still off come on
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i haven't let it down after it's been
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wet annoyingly but anyway okay
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boys so let's do this [ __ ] let me
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introduce you to my uh
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to my creations ah
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all right so chat
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i turn my camera on for us for a quick
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whole second you're going to see what
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i'm on about
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um jesus
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my apprehension grows and my
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expectations have never been
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lower i do not care show my fanboy
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i cannot think whether you're gonna hate
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this all of it i don't know okay red
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ready
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one second ready three two one bob's
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might be a little bit odd
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but it's fine hey boys what is that slow
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i see
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yeah i knew they'd be a little bit odd i
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need to get like a bra for it but
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hey we are in a swimsuit
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now you'd have thought you'd be able to
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see
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the hot tub now well that's really
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interesting let me grab something as
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well first before i uh
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before i reveal my secrets give me a
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second oh yeah by the way
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solid one sec
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can't wait to see my favorite egg
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wearing a swimsuit
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it's somewhere i definitely had this oh
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i found it i'm [ __ ] stupid okay
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so yeah listen you'll be seeing feet
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during this i'm so sorry
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bob's are a bit
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i'm doing my hair real quick sorry again
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i was um
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a little bit late for this uh
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i i thought preparing for this would be
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easier than i thought it than uh
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than it actually was dude the blobs are
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so incredibly bad
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should i put on a bra i feel like i
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should put on a bra hold on i'm gonna
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quickly put on a bruh
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just so these can get held up a little
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bit better uh
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let's hold on one sec i'll be one second
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[Music]
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[Music]
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can you also put on the tail no
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oh my god dude i didn't even know if my
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mic was i thought my mic was muted for
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that
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and i still just went no in just a
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visceral response
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is
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currently number one in the category
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[ __ ] yeah dude
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it's not even deserved it's so dumb
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if i'm scamming anyone bro i'm scamming
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the twitter
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for the only stream where
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twitch i would not be
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all that surprised if twitch
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sent me a warning but i'm obeying the
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lord
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i'm banging that that's that
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it's fine
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okay okay they're going to be a bit
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scuffed i don't care
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i do not care the laws of twitch
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the laws of the land where i just not
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where i reside
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so let me show you um all right boys i
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want like a really big
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round of applause hello it's me god
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lobster's so [ __ ] dumb and i hate him
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i want you guys to give a round of
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applause to the coveted hot tub of this
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stream
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let me play it in let me play some intro
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for it ready
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let me show you
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oh yes oh yes baby
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this hot tub there is nothing i
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googled it i googled the definition of
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hot tub
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and you know what it fits in what is the
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definition of a hot tub you may ask
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you're gonna be seeing feet don't worry
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about it
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uh you are pretty hot but why not a real
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tub
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are you afraid that if you get in a real
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jacuzzi you will become hard-boiled
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you ain't gonna get a gag egg
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uh so i didn't want the water damage
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also
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terrible idea the uh so you may ask
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what is the definition what is the
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definition of a hot tub finn you may not
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know
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i know because i painstakingly
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researched it
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a hot tub is any water containing
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container
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in which a person can bathe or be in
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you know whatever and some definitions
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include producing bubbles
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h go dambro and yes pls show the feet
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haha jk simon let's say that hot tubs
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are supposed to produce bubbles
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what if i told you i've got that covered
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too hold
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hold on there for just one second let me
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give you a bit of a
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let me give you a this is a [ __ ]
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dreadful idea
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let me show you see that tape over there
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it's going to come in handy
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uh oh by the way outfit wow i have no
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hips
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let me show you
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okay okay let's play this game
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hop in the tub both feet at the same
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time
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here's what i have you for having not
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you may go oh that what the [ __ ] is that
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well my dears
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that is a danger skirt danger
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don't worry i'm tucked in it's fine let
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me plug this thing in one second
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oh my god sorry i'm not bending over for
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you
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okay oh
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the bombs are going to be so goddamn
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garbage
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[Music]
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what is this for you man you killing me
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for that definition
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you're telling me oh dude
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it's part of me can not you don't need
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to be fully you don't get fully
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submerged in a hot tub
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so what i'm gonna do we knew it would be
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a scam
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hey paypal i want my money back you just
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gave me money
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okay what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna like
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duct tape this to the end of i've put a
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hairdryer oh [ __ ]
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i've got a hair dryer with a funnel
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that i'm gonna just like put tape on
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okay like that
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and then let's get my straw my like duct
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tape together
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long bendy straw and then let's just
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[ __ ]
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mush that oh they need to be connected
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slightly
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this isn't a good connection but it'll
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be fine and thailand
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and then in theory this will now blow
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things
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up that's the wrong button
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it do welcome welcome to an
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an electrical execution um
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this is so stuffed and so
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scary in theory
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when i do that
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five hours [ __ ] let's [ __ ] go
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let's [ __ ] go i mean and it's heated
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it's a hot tub i [ __ ] nailed it
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i can wear a bikini on twitter look at
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this currently t.o.s band right now
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completely fine this is fine now
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what the [ __ ] seven months oh god this
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is gonna make a mess i should have
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bought a towel
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[ __ ] oh god also this is too long
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just thought well not a scam but very
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scuffed
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okay i will take it please don't
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electrocute yourself rose
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oh my god well it's fine doesn't it it
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was it's just
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an electrical socket or whatever as long
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as i don't knock the [ __ ] over then
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i'm fine
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but anyway let's go have a fun hot tub
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stream shower drop the hair dryer
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in the tub with you yeah
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take the hairdryer to the tub i've got a
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toaster going as well like right next to
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it it's about the size of a toaster
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okay i gotta like
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[Music]
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and then we do that
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and now we're in a [ __ ] hot tub let's
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it's warm too
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let's [ __ ] go make sure you have a
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fire extinguisher close by
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shit's a hot tub stream baby let's
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[ __ ] go bro they're popping out dude
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they're so bad
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so how we doing chat welcome to my day
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at the beach
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oh [ __ ] it i'm in a hot tub you know
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you've seen it it's there you can i'm in
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a hot tub but i don't want to be facing
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that way for the entire video also
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another thing a five-year-old girl would
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know that our princess doesn't know
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bath bombs and apparently water
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displacement
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it's fine it's fine it's not it's not
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like completely full
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it's getting to the surface but i do
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know about water displacement
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so your boobs are too big for the outfit
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no it's the outfit won't [ __ ] stay
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up like these straps are too like short
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that's the issue right now is the straps
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are too short and i don't know whether
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you can see can i like tighten that at
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the back i can't tell whether i can
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tighten at the back
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but for it's just going to be scuffed
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i'm just going to do that [ __ ] god
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i could tape it i could tape this off
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will i tape this to my chest that's the
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best i got right now legging foot camera
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please
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how do i do this legging foot camera bro
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i'm not going to give you a foot camera
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because it's just
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i promise you hold on let me go on to my
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camera app
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right we pose well hi
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live stream fails this message was sent
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just before rose
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electrocuted herself am i like [ __ ]
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i'm gonna try and block my feet my thumb
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there we go this is fine
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they're in there they're in there
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they're in the hot tub
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they're in the hot tub i've got the hot
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tub going
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oh my god this is so [ __ ] dangerous
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if this thing
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spills nothing bad will happen it's just
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gonna be like god my
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poor floor anyway let's just have a chat
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i can now wear a bikini on twitch
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hug so swimsuit's now allowed what's up
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chat
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let's talk let's talk about completely
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appropriate things because guess what
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we're being completely appropriate right
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now on twitch
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let's go this is great
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oh sorry sorry it's a swimsuit it's a
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swimsuit it's not a bikini it's a
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swimsuit i'm so sorry
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i forgot about that i forgot i forgot
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it's a mop tub it really is
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i had to like saw off the inside
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i am reporting for incorrect category
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what do you mean
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i'm in the right category i'm in the
24:55
right dad agree what do you mean i'm in
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a hot tub
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did you grab a towel before no no i
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didn't
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your scam dropped user number two oh no
25:04
i'm so sorry
25:06
it's fine is it weird this is better
25:08
than all the things i thought you were
25:09
going to do
25:13
let's have a talk what do you want to
25:14
chat about chat oh by the way guess what
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i've got
25:17
i have a whiteboard which means
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wants to give me money i think i can
25:23
write on my arm
25:24
i could do that [ __ ] it should we do
25:27
that fifty dollars for
25:29
fifty dollars for that i think that
25:31
works almost got put down today and the
25:33
horn
25:34
stream was something i looked forward to
25:36
so i could feel some happiness
25:38
now i'm just sad i'm so sorry
25:42
i'm so sorry is this equal levels i'm so
25:45
sorry to make your day so much worse
25:49
okay
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[Music]
25:53
you'd think about 17k
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i cannot make this [ __ ] bob stay
26:05
there this these fake bobs they just
26:08
don't work as well as i want them to
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anyway
26:11
how are you oh [ __ ] funny number for the
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trashiest instagram on twitch
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trashiest absolute scuffed stream it's
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trashy not because it's bad for you it's
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just trashy like it
26:22
sucks god i can't like cover this
26:24
[ __ ] bob
26:25
because like it's just not working
26:27
anyway yeah i can't i can't make that
26:28
work anyway
26:29
just get real boobs dude we'll see how
26:32
many
26:33
50 donations do i need for bob get that
26:35
pen ready boy oh
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it's green god knows why i just didn't
26:39
have a black one
26:40
it was either this or a sharpie and i i
26:41
decided to go with just a green white
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ball pen
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who what kevlar and triple three cube
26:47
okay tripp
26:52
triple i'm gonna write the number
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three and then i'm gonna write another
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three
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get it like cubed i'm smart i promise
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kevlar oh [ __ ] the next jesus i need
27:05
space on my own
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well no i'm pls i'm on it buddy
27:09
this is where you're gonna see my
27:10
dyslexia kev la
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and then i'll draw a little picture of a
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[Music]
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chicken
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long time viewer first time donated as
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the chicken it looks a little bit like a
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dick and balls
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mustache what the [ __ ] is going on
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wait what freddy said he's getting a
27:30
real real bob's if he achieved the donor
27:32
goal what the [ __ ] goal is it
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ah whoa sexy can you show your manly man
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bazookas
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you have to do it kappa
27:43
it's it's 200 for a name on the biceps
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that's how that works i am prepared to
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[ __ ] why you want money on this travis
27:53
this is too many i thought they'd be a
27:54
bit slower naps
27:57
naps naps
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mustache
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get me on that body i'm on it blocko
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you're welcome [ __ ] hell [ __ ]
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50 is cheap in my opinion he's gonna be
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covered i'm only doing one of them so
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[ __ ] it why not
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[Music]
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oh my fake that name on my arm there we
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go i don't have enough arm space
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a hot tub stream oh [ __ ] you for that
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name
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what the [ __ ] f d
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c oh my god
28:32
oh seven oh set you little [ __ ]
28:36
you need to get that tape sorted though
28:38
also with your track record that's
28:40
likely a permanent marker
28:42
it's a whiteboard pen my dad gave it to
28:44
me and he said it was a whiteboard pen
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so i'm going to trust him and say it's a
28:47
whiteboard pen would it be more or less
28:49
scuffed if i'm using the k
28:51
type these up would that be better or
28:54
worse
28:56
would that be better or worse where's
28:58
the tub there
29:00
it's under me i'm in the hot tub you
29:01
just can't see it hold on let me show
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you
29:03
just for the twitch moderators every
29:04
like 10 minutes or so i'll show you that
29:06
i am
29:06
indeed in a hot tub there it is
29:10
there's not dub it it's pink and
29:12
everything all right it's blue and pink
29:14
blue on the inside
29:16
oh bro oh my god
29:19
holy [ __ ] i just get it the first view
29:21
is silent but this
29:22
ain't a hot tub stream it's a football
29:24
stream
29:26
holy [ __ ] better everyone said better
29:30
do 100 dude i need to be able to sell
29:32
out i'll do multiple names
29:35
someone donate 50 bucks with the name i
29:37
am a proud trans woman
29:39
you [ __ ] oh [ __ ] wait has anyone [ __ ]
29:42
with amaranth with that
29:43
has no one done that because i feel like
29:45
that's a thing that someone
29:47
don't [ __ ] with me with it moans seem be
29:50
working after 10 months not much of a
29:52
manly man left
29:54
i don't want you to mess with i don't
29:55
want to mess with me but i do want to
29:56
know if anyone's messed with amaranth
29:58
bro put me down under simp underscore cs
30:03
i got you bro your appointment's booked
30:06
i don't want to like actually take my
30:08
hair oh wait
30:10
that's not gonna hold bro
30:13
that is not gonna hello there that's not
30:15
holding dude
30:17
no my my bobs are too [ __ ] strong
30:21
okay there's gotta be something 1k on
30:24
the buttcheek
30:25
deal if you want to donate 1k i'll do
30:29
lost 1 000 viewers in 10 minutes and
30:32
something tells me
30:33
people are unhappy with this stream how
30:36
do you think i afford my minecraft
30:38
videos
30:39
you know how expensive they are to film
30:42
it's a mop top stream
30:43
yes i think i can speak for most of chat
30:46
when i say we feel scammed
30:48
please make a real hot tub stream one
30:50
day thanks
30:52
how the [ __ ] do you feel scamp what's
30:54
the point of a hot dog trick if not this
30:56
[ __ ]
30:59
can i get on an arm too change dress i
31:01
do have a different one but it's red i
31:04
can always change this
31:05
some i can always change a swimsuit i
31:07
think that's a thing amaranth does
31:08
right doesn't she do a thing like she
31:10
changes that didn't help at all i did
31:12
nothing
31:13
work with that just loose the bobs flat
31:16
chest is cute too
31:21
i don't know we'll see let me get my
31:22
feet in the hot tub i'm new at this okay
31:24
i'm an
31:24
inexperienced dot i mean hot tub
31:27
streamer
31:28
um let's go
31:31
you have an 18k donation goal uh buy a
31:34
[ __ ]
31:34
yeah well yeah okay
31:38
is this how this works i got stuck on
31:40
fbc and then why must you do this
31:42
genuinely so just put alfredo that names
31:45
holy [ __ ]
31:46
edgar naps okay did i do mustache i did
31:49
uh edgar
31:52
why don't i start with a d please put me
31:54
please
31:55
here is all on everybody edgar you're in
31:58
all caps
31:59
so i started out with a capital d i
32:00
don't know why that was on my mind
32:02
uh stuff
32:05
stove gonna need to move to the legs for
32:10
more realistic this is insane
32:12
this is so [ __ ] stupid
32:15
go month four coming up real soon i
32:17
should have disabled it for this but
32:18
still it's funny
32:19
no it's not the expensive hard drive i
32:21
didn't want a ton of water just sitting
32:23
in my room wikipedia a hot tub is a
32:25
large tub full of water used for
32:27
hydrotherapy relaxation or pleasure
32:30
in contrast to a typical bathtub a hot
32:32
tub is designed to be used by more than
32:35
one person at a time with many models
32:37
accommodating four or more people
32:40
you know buckets get large-sized oh god
32:43
boy moyan on your chest above the bobs
32:49
is that a fair amount is that a fair
32:51
amount to do such a thing we will see
32:53
maybe possibly i'll let chad uh go go
32:57
freaks
32:57
holy [ __ ] scammed i think this is pretty
33:00
much
33:01
exactly what we expected
33:04
yeah gurgle fricks
33:08
uh oh now i can actually see your
33:10
username again
33:12
[ __ ] hell this might help you say my
33:15
name also not the only way this girl is
33:17
getting on that body
33:19
this is so [ __ ] difficult to keep up
33:21
with chat
33:22
this is so this is so much more
33:24
difficult
33:25
three bfa [ __ ] hell three b
33:29
f a it's going all garbage you can't
33:31
it's go look i've
33:33
you know what this isn't that many names
33:35
i feel like i keep up with this
33:37
it's fine next donation goal where's my
33:39
milkshake
33:40
to get an inflatable real hot tub
33:43
oh that's a difficult one my
33:47
milk mick
33:50
whoops shake it's all the way on my
33:54
wrist now this is not good
33:56
look at my hand okay i'm gonna need to
33:58
slowly go up my arm
34:00
a little bit [ __ ] house one
34:04
uh monopoly stop at jesus this is a
34:06
terrible thing
34:08
uh
34:11
early okay you're getting two lines
34:15
because i goofed so hot tub stream two
34:18
incoming
34:20
solid monopoly top pack let's go let me
34:23
please stop at okay
34:24
um what else who the [ __ ] okay girl
34:27
freaks
34:28
uh okay stove milkshake
34:31
currency for viewed hot tub streamer
34:35
congrats stupid oh good lord
34:39
uh how the [ __ ] okay i'm running out of
34:41
arm space
34:44
i'm on my upper arm now uh can i get a
34:47
name please
34:49
damn right yeah
34:53
okay [ __ ] uh that was a shorter name to
34:56
right that was easier
34:58
[Music]
34:59
this is terrible didn't you get one of
35:02
these thingies
35:03
okay guys straps together on your back
35:06
if not maybe use a safety pin
35:10
see yes okay that one was the most neat
35:14
i think
35:16
i promise judging from these donations
35:18
it seems like the only thing you got out
35:20
of this scam is a full goal of year
35:22
omega lul
35:24
oh god well this the hot tub streams of
35:26
the occasional pay the bill streams you
35:28
know this works so well
35:31
no wonder why people do this uh what
35:34
else missed
35:35
forgot missed it's
35:39
just please write my name on your feet
35:42
lol but no
35:43
seriously anywhere is good him down bad
35:45
but you keep me going
35:47
ah it's fifty dollars for that sir okay
35:50
there we go i've now got almost a full
35:52
arm worth of names and [ __ ] and moya
35:55
donated oh
35:57
there's so many more there's so many
36:00
more
36:01
[ __ ] okay chad i need a i need a full-on
36:04
thing now
36:04
amoya wanted a moya one did their name
36:08
there do i do it they donated 250
36:11
do i do it just going to do this in vr
36:14
chat
36:15
i can't [ __ ] how am i supposed to write
36:16
this [ __ ] yes okay
36:18
i'm [ __ ] how do i do this we're gonna do
36:20
this in vr chat
36:22
yeah that was a better idea i [ __ ] i
36:24
can't do this [ __ ] dude if used on the
36:26
skin dry erase markers with methyl
36:28
isobutyl ketone can cause redness dry
36:31
skin and pain
36:32
you should have used a kids washable
36:34
marker well
36:36
we'll find out well i know for a fact
36:39
this exact pen i've done
36:42
at the end of the stream that's fine so
36:45
because whatever this is it works oh my
36:48
god
36:49
how the [ __ ] does the is the double chin
36:52
attractive here
36:54
[Music]
36:56
would you like me to come over i could
36:58
hold the swimsuit
36:59
maybe share a footsie in the top god
37:03
that's what that's what makes it a hot
37:04
tub when there's multiple people
37:06
apparently
37:13
[Music]
37:19
also this is actually less cringe than a
37:22
real hot tub surgery
37:23
backwards time to order a hot tub to the
37:25
po that works
37:27
uh [ __ ] your name so difficult jesus
37:31
christ
37:34
when you start going down your leg get
37:37
worried
37:39
it's probably not going to reach that
37:40
much
37:43
okay solid you're welcome it's it's so
37:46
good it's great handwriting i'm terrible
37:49
with this i mean oh my god
37:51
i need to be on you all night your mind
37:53
is silly rose
37:54
that's not good okay i already forgot
37:56
that i was in a hot tub
37:58
definitely a hot tub oh that's so
38:01
[ __ ] manny
38:02
holy [ __ ] okay okay okay
38:06
we got it it's fine i'm new oh my god
38:08
you poor soul
38:09
can you ask me she's not here right now
38:12
oh god
38:13
okay can you sell you bath water
38:16
the i don't think you'd want this it's
38:18
kind of nasty you wouldn't want it
38:21
okay let me go through i'm trying to go
38:23
through the list
38:25
uh of how many people okay i got there
38:27
the next person is
38:29
haley and it was eight minutes ago okay
38:31
fine
38:32
damn what happened to the tub it's there
38:34
let me prove it
38:36
it's still hold on can i show you this
38:38
while it's on camera
38:40
like can i show you that like there it
38:41
is like it's still there i'm in the hot
38:43
tub
38:44
i'm soaking dude i'm in a hot tub it's
38:47
fine
38:47
okay this is so [ __ ] stupid
38:51
um haley hayley never wins
38:54
okay holy [ __ ] hey
39:00
[Music]
39:05
do not care
39:09
what the [ __ ] hold on
39:16
how am i supposed to ride it i don't
39:17
know what i'm doing auction the bath
39:19
water god no thanks for the five gifted
39:20
subs
39:22
god no okay we're up here now this is
39:25
good this is fine
39:26
finally i have tattoos i have a sleeve
39:28
tattoo this is great
39:29
oh yeah that's coming off like real
39:30
quick i gotta probably not do that again
39:32
i'm gonna put it on joints that don't
39:34
move um
39:36
or not joints even it's just a hot
39:38
bucket
39:39
exactly i'm not auctioning this
39:42
my god could look like adam levine by
39:45
the end
39:46
hell yeah only thing hot about this
39:48
stream is you
39:49
also write my name in the arm please
39:53
it's 50 to get your name on me god why
39:55
is this a thing
39:57
uh okay who else let me see i'm still
40:00
going through the
40:01
gamble with this i am going to watch
40:03
shrek in a hot tube his stream is less
40:05
scuff
40:08
thanks um haley okay sweet
40:12
afrio is this elish works yep
40:16
thanks to at zero to andy for my sub
40:18
gift
40:19
please don't tell me you're going to
40:21
become a hot tub streamer
40:23
god [ __ ] no i might do it again
40:25
because my god i think i've made like a
40:27
grand in the last 10 minutes
40:29
uh um what else is it
40:32
who else [ __ ] mischievous can no one
40:35
donate that as a long-ass name
40:39
please short names only this is chat you
40:42
are awesome can i get a trans-pride
40:44
heart
40:45
[ __ ] yeah i would give you hut my arm is
40:48
taken up
40:49
okay that was a good name i wrote that
40:51
well seat of a hot tub stream is ruined
40:54
when all we see is two plastic things
40:56
sticking out of your top
40:58
can't you at least hide them or ditch
41:00
them was hoping for girl month not drag
41:02
queen month
41:04
okay okay okay
41:07
we can like if i try real hard i could
41:10
maybe like
41:11
actually uh name on body please i could
41:14
possibly
41:15
make this tighter so it like stays up
41:18
there
41:19
but i don't think i can like oh idea
41:21
time one sec this is going to be really
41:23
odd one sec
41:23
before stream i have an idea
41:26
i have an idea to make this work like
41:28
oliver sykes in young age
41:30
really not
41:34
gonna cross them behind me back and it
41:37
should work
41:38
well rude i'm so sorry chet i know how
41:41
you'll never forgive me but
41:43
this is the way it has to be oh my god
41:54
wait this is not how you do this what's
41:57
the [ __ ]
41:58
what the [ __ ] wait wait how the [ __ ] do
42:01
i do this [ __ ]
42:02
how do i even do it how can i cross it
42:03
behind my back
42:05
besides maybe like i could [ __ ] tie
42:08
it to get
42:08
do have a zip tie oh
42:12
idea idea big idea big good ideas
42:15
lots of big good ideas
42:17
[Music]
42:22
what happened with how much you've
42:24
struggled to write on your chest i'm
42:26
intrigued
42:26
as to how you plan to fulfill them one
42:28
thousand dollars
42:40
[Music]
42:43
i hope my name is not so long
42:47
it's not i saw it i'm like looking
42:56
forward
43:05
oh my god
43:13
[Music]
43:24
so
43:28
[Music]
43:40
i feel like i am being scammed
43:57
[Music]
44:02
this is so much more complex holy [ __ ]
44:06
[Music]
44:11
man being a guy is so difficult
44:15
oh that's why i'm [ __ ] stupid i can't
44:18
see what i'm doing
44:19
oh my god i'm an idiot i did the wrong
44:22
thing
44:22
i'm an idiot i was like damn this isn't
44:24
working all that well i was like oh yeah
44:26
because i didn't [ __ ]
44:27
do it oh my god one minute i'm gonna
44:30
quickly check your [ __ ]
44:31
let me check a mirror
45:38
failed it this is way better whoever
45:40
whoever suggested that idea that was
45:42
really smart oh wait it was me
45:44
it was [ __ ] me dude i am so smart
45:48
it looks so bad from behind but like it
45:51
i'm so smart
45:53
this is the best sorry it didn't stop i
45:55
just
45:56
the music paused okay right oh
46:00
i've i nailed it did i not almost or
46:03
almost
46:04
almost so close but i like
46:07
there we go this is way better than
46:09
before this is way better it looks no
46:10
different you're insane
46:12
where's the bubs you can't see them
46:13
anymore besides right there [ __ ]
46:16
someone else suggested it no one said
46:18
zip ties my idea
46:21
it was a donut first incorrect i am
46:23
always the smartest one so
46:24
okay neat tattoo oh wow where's my
46:27
marker okay
46:29
how [ __ ] many of you let me count up
46:31
how many of you have done this extra
46:33
so i've done
46:36
no i haven't okay it is ivy ivy
46:40
okay ivy i've done a moyer i've done
46:43
okay
46:44
jakan [ __ ] i did monopoly i know that
46:48
one i did
46:48
okay lanes that one as well so three
46:52
uh super [ __ ] god bulldog
46:57
there's too many there's like just five
46:58
to ten more how much to donate to get
47:01
name on body
47:02
he asks with a short name
47:08
of the price 50 is too cheap no
47:11
i think we got it we just got it the
47:13
first surge of donations is fine
47:15
i just need to get through them and it's
47:16
all good i'm going to click i'm going to
47:18
listen to a bit of this in the
47:19
background
47:19
but how are we doing i'm like i've just
47:21
been [ __ ] doing this the entire time
47:23
i haven't been talking to you
47:24
how has your day been you know i have
47:27
been i managed to get my tomahawk
47:29
working so you know imagine me throwing
47:31
tomahawks in the backyard
47:32
it's so so fun it is so
47:36
damn fun to do if you don't own a
47:39
tomahawk i recommend buying a tomahawk
47:41
where's the oil oh my god
47:45
wait wait did you do mine i haven't done
47:47
yours yet don't worry i'm getting
47:48
through them i just wanted to chat for a
47:49
sec
47:51
just got back halfway there
47:55
my hairdresser [ __ ] up my hair oh my
47:57
parents barbecued i missed it yesterday
47:59
but then again i did order a burrito so
48:01
i kind of
48:02
kind of makes up for it in my opinion
48:04
i'm throwing knives
48:06
dude i [ __ ] want to throw i want to
48:08
get like proper good throwing
48:09
should start charging per character
48:13
it's a dollar per carrot okay let me go
48:16
let's go to the point where i'm on i
48:19
think it was
48:21
[Music]
48:22
there okay ivy have seen it how much i
48:25
behave
48:27
how much for the name on thigh i said a
48:29
grand for like
48:31
basically like right right there a grand
48:34
oh my god i'm gonna spill my water
48:35
i said right there a grand i think
48:38
that's a fair i think that's a fair
48:40
margin a fair amount
48:41
would you what would you say i think
48:43
that's a fair amount okay
48:48
hold on let me do it let's do where did
48:51
the name be here bicep let's do
48:54
ivy iv here
48:57
good name by the way hey
49:01
i was trying to read it like ivy hatsu
49:03
you know [ __ ] like that
49:05
like it was an anime but it's not uh
49:08
jakarta how the [ __ ] am i gonna write
49:10
your name okay
49:12
considering how much ja
49:15
[ __ ] hell i can't even think about
49:17
how to spell it my guy
49:20
okay jarken doraha
49:24
jaak and it's been a game of trying to
49:27
pronounce your name how many years
49:30
for the last decade my guy oh
49:34
okay that is the furthest like i can
49:36
actually reach for my pen
49:38
god you enjoy the tomahawk also it'll
49:40
probably send more sarwells away for the
49:43
next po
49:44
box these pants are cool for the summer
49:46
and quite comfy hope you can try them on
49:48
soon
49:50
okay lanes i've got a good spot here
49:53
good job
49:54
29 kilograms useless knowledge
49:59
uh what is this bing bong oh god it's a
50:02
new hour already
50:02
dude have we already been doing this for
50:04
an hour
50:06
holy [ __ ] joining our list
50:10
hey
50:17
[Music]
50:23
since we aren't getting a true hot tub
50:25
stream could you please do your best
50:27
amaranth impression
50:29
i don't watch the turn of adam around
50:30
this is my amaranth impression this is
50:32
my parody of amaranth
50:34
if that wasn't blatantly obvious shall i
50:37
get like hold on let me do
50:38
i've got an idea let me make something
50:40
in photoshop real quick
50:42
let's go hold on let's make a quick
50:45
thing
50:45
i want to make a graphic so let's get a
50:48
png
50:50
uh let's add a black border so i don't
50:53
have to do this in streamlabs
50:55
change its opacity down to like what was
50:57
it like just 50
50:58
i guess and i just go in the minecraft
51:02
font because that's funny oh no what is
51:03
her fun what does she use anyway
51:06
name on hot bod
51:11
bitty fitty
51:18
hot this works better i think there we
51:22
go okay we got that right
51:24
we just make that into let's bring that
51:27
up there
51:28
make that white or orange or something
51:30
no let's make this orange
51:33
this kind of what she does i think and
51:35
then that's like white i guess
51:37
oh no [ __ ] it let's keep it black and
51:38
then let's get like there we go what
51:40
else does she do
51:41
amran viewers please i need your help
51:44
please
51:45
i need i'm trying to make the thing what
51:46
else does she do is it subs
51:49
feels like you forgot my name don't
51:52
worry i'm on it buddy there's like
51:54
there's like five more to do um
51:57
this color scheme oh it's great uh and
52:00
then
52:01
let's make whatever this one is blue i
52:03
know there's another one
52:04
what is it any amaranth cooper's here
52:08
what is it what is it what is it i want
52:09
to know what it is
52:11
she dances uh [ __ ] uh
52:28
there we go what do you think i think
52:31
this is i think we did pretty good with
52:32
this graphic
52:35
and if you guys aren't familiar he
52:38
deserved
52:39
there it is i gave you a free i gave you
52:41
a free one i gave you a free one
52:44
okay there we go and then i'll just let
52:46
me export this
52:49
all right god looking tight have you
52:51
lost weight
52:52
nope well a little bit let me export as
52:56
a png this is great i did it
52:58
and more ram okay
53:02
png done let's explore as an image let's
53:04
go
53:05
afternoon you all have a great hot tub
53:08
stream
53:09
lol i will wait now use daddy oh my god
53:13
you need a spinny
53:15
wheel with sexy things to do on it eat a
53:17
banana
53:18
real slowly holy [ __ ] this is in honour
53:21
of moustache and his stonewall
53:26
kingdom
53:30
well we will have a name on a thigh
53:33
it has to be the longest name as well
53:35
holy [ __ ]
53:37
what the [ __ ] hey look i did the thing
53:41
well that is a terrible color scheme i'm
53:43
gonna quickly redo that
53:45
oh my god well
53:48
what the [ __ ] do i do
53:53
holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
53:56
okay well i've got to figure out how to
53:58
do that somehow
53:59
let me give this like let me give these
54:01
all like a stroke layer
54:02
let me give this a stroke um
54:06
oh what's not good let's give it like f4
54:10
and then copy that over to the other one
54:13
and then we'll re-paste it okay
54:18
oh [ __ ] i don't know what the [ __ ] we're
54:20
gonna do with this
54:21
oh my god did we hit 20 [ __ ] god
54:24
uh two and sev [ __ ]
54:28
that didn't explode as a png might be
54:33
okay do that do this
54:38
do that do that bam hey look at that it
54:41
looks way better okay sweet we got it
54:44
we did it there we go we got the thing
54:45
i'll put it over here
54:48
joining in the arm army also rose as
54:50
encouraging donations during gm 4.0 goal
54:54
seems like someone wants gm4 to hit
54:58
i just wanted through a hot stream i
55:00
just really wanted to
55:02
okay i'm so sorry what have i been doing
55:05
these last
55:06
six months oh
55:10
what have i been doing oh so i was
55:11
across the entire time
55:13
unplugged i can see you kicking the no
55:15
to hot tub over before the stream is up
55:18
it's not on the ground don't worry it's
55:19
not on the ground there's nothing
55:20
electronic on the ground besides like
55:22
some like loose wires but they're not
55:24
connected to anything hdmi cables
55:26
that i'm plugged in on chat is also
55:28
petitioning for mustaches past
55:30
contributions to count
55:32
i'm honestly i do feel semi-bad that
55:34
mustache donated so much yesterday
55:37
so i'm not sure but
55:42
let's see how this goes okay
55:45
oh he did the thing hold on we prep wait
55:49
wait can i get a button for this can i
55:50
get a button for this hold on
55:52
i need a thing
56:11
i feel like a [ __ ]
56:16
i'm loving it honestly i can see the
56:18
appeal this is great
56:19
i like this a lot uh let me go too
56:23
let me go what do i [ __ ] do now okay
56:26
right let me nah i'm overwhelmed my
56:30
guy uh [ __ ] how far back on this list
56:32
are we okay i saw lanes
56:34
oh no god that was from before there's
56:36
demo there okay i know i haven't done
56:38
that one yet
56:40
bulldog i haven't done bulldog yet super
56:42
i haven't done that one yet
56:44
[ __ ] lanes okay we're good run i'm on
56:49
minox okay super minox what did i do
56:50
superman knocks no i didn't
56:52
okay [ __ ]
56:56
super
57:00
men if i pay a tenth of the price can
57:02
you write the first letter of my name
57:04
preferably on your forehead also
57:06
doing my part shall i do onto the should
57:09
i do another arm should i go onto the
57:10
other arm or what should i do
57:14
what should i oh thanks for the raid a
57:15
chance of cosplay
57:17
cloudy with a chance of cosplay i'm glad
57:19
that this is the stream that you choose
57:20
to raid
57:21
um it's a chance of raid
57:24
um should i do another arm okay so this
57:27
is going to go terribly
57:29
if you want to make this look like a hot
57:31
tub is a program called
57:33
slipped fee cam that lets you do a green
57:35
screen without a screen you can put your
57:37
camera
57:38
into it and then output the virtual
57:41
stream labs
57:42
also how much for writing on your face
57:47
hold on bulldog okay
57:50
what sorry for what also how much for
57:54
writing on your face
57:55
um a lot a lot a lot
57:59
an awful lot i don't know yet chat what
58:02
do you think i would want to charge for
58:03
that because my god
58:04
um i only have so much face and i don't
58:07
want anyone to just donate with their
58:08
username as like
58:10
eight uh what is it eight equals equals
58:13
equals d
58:16
two in one oh boy what a treat [ __ ] yeah
58:19
hold on i'll give you i'll give you the
58:20
little [ __ ] i'll give a [ __ ]
58:22
little [ __ ] but
58:24
i will say uh i will get to that in a
58:27
second
58:28
i've got so many more i've got so many
58:32
more to go
58:32
you're not a hoe you're a professional
58:34
thought now dance for my amusement
58:43
[Music]
58:44
i unironically like that song it's a
58:46
good song and i don't care
58:48
it's a good song i i will refuse that
58:51
anyone
58:51
says badly about that song it is a good
58:54
song
58:54
uh who else do i have is it joy oh is it
58:57
no it's demo night oh [ __ ]
58:59
it's demo no okay it is demo it is them
59:01
a [ __ ] chat i have to head out
59:04
please have a good stream and send me
59:06
the clip for when finn gives me the
59:07
booty
59:08
we're champ o7 how do i draw an e
59:10
backwards
59:12
oh demo i'm so sorry
59:16
ten dollars for crab corn demo i'm so
59:19
sorry
59:20
demo i'm so sorry tell us for a what
59:23
crab quarter i don't know what the oh
59:25
the [ __ ] is gone
59:26
oh sevens but why is he always here for
59:28
part of it and then he dips
59:30
why is that a thing demo
59:34
for hondo that's
59:37
that i promise that's a zero i promise
59:39
that with last one is a zero
59:41
okay what is your man's busy oh dude now
59:45
he's watching other he's watching other
59:47
pool
59:47
hot tub streamers so yeah
59:51
e backwards is three jesus christ i see
59:53
you on my team oh yeah
59:55
this poor boomer heart can't take it
59:58
i'll give you a price for it
59:59
2k donated uh previous two does give a
60:01
mustache to the right
60:02
on the uh mustache on the upper lip
60:04
that's funny irl friends today
60:06
terrible he's going boating okay no i
60:09
forgive you that sounds fun as [ __ ]
60:11
are we just hanging out no no
60:13
forgiveness but the fact that you're
60:14
going boating sounds kind of lip
60:15
can you catch me a fish or something
60:18
throw a spear into the water just for me
60:20
okay joy joy again an annoyingly long
60:23
ass name
60:25
okay x [ __ ]
60:28
this is difficult i need like a streamer
60:31
like music in the background i've only
60:32
got meditation music
60:36
am i calming to you chat
60:44
[Music]
60:46
i said in my calming chat am i calming
60:49
chat why don't you answer me chat am i a
60:52
calming presence
60:54
good
60:59
[Music]
61:04
i'm not going to keep the music on but i
61:06
want to do it for this one i need
61:07
utmost concentration for this name
61:11
oh my god i just realized your name says
61:12
sex in it
61:15
pog the only hot tub streamer id ever
61:17
donate to
61:19
by fanboy [ __ ] yeah okay right oh
61:22
oh i'm i'm on it buddy where do you want
61:24
the name just tell me
61:26
uh where's uh okay i want to get some
61:28
good like streamer music
61:30
twitch music i want something because
61:34
i'm like most of the time
61:35
focusing so hard on my arm
61:42
this is awful edm
61:46
mix holy [ __ ]
61:51
[ __ ] it i'll keep it anyway pronouns oh
61:54
god
61:55
no all bad okay i'm waiting for the day
61:58
that i get to the thousand dollar
61:59
donation i've got it like
62:01
right on my oh
62:04
okay what is it joining wait fizz rock
62:07
okay i did fizzrug
62:10
joining armless indeed that's right yeah
62:13
thanks for the tier three sir bye-bye
62:14
okay feels good feels good dano hell
62:17
yeah again another long-ass name
62:21
this music is interesting good music bad
62:23
music what do you thunk
62:25
do the wii sports soundtrack do you want
62:27
the wii sports soundtrack
62:29
dmc apparently it's all copyright free
62:31
it's okay
62:32
good it's not the mca me yeah
62:36
[ __ ] it we music
62:42
we music but it's uncomfortable that's
62:44
my favorite the shop one or the shop
62:46
one's better
62:48
[Music]
62:50
it's annoying when it's loud though okay
62:54
[ __ ] hell dano
62:58
never questioned series might as well
63:02
add up to fifty dollars
63:04
f1 have you ever seen a halibut gets big
63:07
enough that you need a spear
63:09
i've never seen a halibut
63:13
isn't a halibut a sword
63:19
i feel like i'm being dumb is it sword
63:24
or is it a fish no that's a hal bird
63:27
oh a halib a okay a hal bird sounds like
63:30
a fish name
63:31
and a halibut sounds like a sword name
63:34
in my opinion okay dano your name is
63:37
annoyingly long
63:38
so [ __ ] you um what else
63:42
who else i do god damn it who the [ __ ]
63:45
else was it
63:46
dana zorro what is the hedgerow
63:49
unplugged okay el elzaro habland
63:52
al zorro hablante
63:55
l oh god this is dreadful
64:01
elzaro
64:06
can i just write el zorro can i give you
64:08
pet names or something
64:11
because this is dreadful
64:18
[Music]
64:23
i'm waiting until someone donates with
64:24
an awful username
64:27
okay zorro done [ __ ] okay there's only a
64:30
couple more we're solid
64:32
uh munchies great easy
64:40
munch
64:44
munchies solid
64:48
what the [ __ ] is going on what do i got
64:50
damn look like
64:51
okay munchies done
64:54
edgar i did edgar faye fay [ __ ] yeah can
64:57
i just call you faye
64:58
it's way easier okay fanboy
65:05
oh my god
65:09
this is dreadful
65:10
[Music]
65:14
i'm not good at writing with my right
65:16
hand below my left
65:17
hand you are doing this now and you are
65:20
still
65:20
hoping or thinking that you can someday
65:23
just call it quits and stop
65:25
being a woman no chance buddy hell yeah
65:28
what do you mean right thing on your arm
65:29
doesn't make you
65:30
uh not a [ __ ] what
65:33
i got such a deal on mine a moyer would
65:36
have been enough
65:37
i know it would have been good and then
65:39
i just trailed it off it just went
65:41
so much worse so it pretty much is just
65:44
a moira
65:45
[Music]
65:47
okay that's an easy one confused on many
65:49
levels
65:54
and somehow i [ __ ] it up your name's
65:56
in all caps now
65:58
besides the s
66:03
did you shorten my name or do i have my
66:06
zip code there
66:07
you don't have your zip code i've
66:08
shorned it because why do you want your
66:10
zip code
66:11
do you need a zip code it just adds more
66:13
space i can write the numbers somewhere
66:15
else on my app
66:16
okay
66:20
s e ah and then after this one it is the
66:24
main event
66:27
syria
66:30
okay what is it easy i can spell
66:35
easy names huh yep
66:39
[ __ ] yeah
66:43
and then on my just here y
66:46
e
66:50
epp
66:54
that's straight up a dick i've just
66:56
drawn a dick on my arm
66:58
that's it that's that's a that's a dick
67:00
and bulls
67:02
i don't know how i [ __ ] that one up
67:05
okay i think we're good
67:07
i think that's it tell us something
67:10
about saving horses for
67:12
authenticity smilers oh yeah in all
67:15
fairness as much like an insult amaranth
67:17
her her intentions are good
67:18
like amaranth [ __ ] be on the grind
67:21
you [ __ ] make that bad amaranth
67:23
you're doing good [ __ ] with it
67:24
she's like starting up a animal rescue
67:27
[ __ ] yeah dude
67:28
oh yeah miranda you get that bag okay
67:30
right
67:31
you forgot the 1k i haven't forgot the
67:33
1k i've been saving it till later
67:35
and guess what time it is buddy it's
67:38
[ __ ] later
67:39
all right let's do this [ __ ]
67:43
let's do this ship don't can i step out
67:46
of the hot tub for this
67:47
or does this require me to always be in
67:49
a hot tub
67:50
uh you forgot to put mushnash's name on
67:51
your butt it wasn't oh well i could do
67:54
mustache i guess so
67:55
sure he did donate 1k last time uh let's
67:58
do it
67:59
1k what i'll give like i'll give
68:01
milkshake one side and then uh mustache
68:03
to the other how about that
68:05
band if you get out the tub let me try
68:08
and like be on camera with it
68:11
okay holy [ __ ] okay
68:14
[Music]
68:16
ah i'll do it later okay i want to be on
68:19
your body
68:20
shuffle backwards you guys see this
68:23
i'm trying to get it to the point where
68:24
you can see a hot tub
68:28
okay you can see that right okay
68:31
wait wait wait wait wait there solid
68:34
look at my one foot it can just about
68:36
fit like that
68:37
my it's like just big enough to fit a
68:39
foot okay
68:40
chat hot tub bam okay
68:43
who was it milkshake let me read my arm
68:46
to see the spelling
68:48
where's my milkshake it is that right it
68:50
is it's not watermelon it's where's my
68:52
milkshake
68:53
feet indeed okay right chat i'm gonna
68:55
get [ __ ] bad okay
68:57
right how the [ __ ] am i supposed to do
68:59
this how the [ __ ] am i supposed to reach
69:02
how am i supposed to reach how am i
69:04
supposed to reach i'm confused
69:06
frequently i am confused my my brain is
69:10
a square and i am frequently confused
69:13
oh my god how am i supposed to do this
69:17
you're definitely tucked
69:23
oh dude i'm definitely tucked my guy but
69:25
dude the [ __ ] this shit's gone
69:27
like i'm i'm tucked as touch has touched
69:29
me
69:30
okay i'm just doing left hand is this a
69:33
hot tub or an ethot
69:34
tub you see that w
69:38
okay i got it now okay i think i got
69:42
this [ __ ] i think i got it
69:44
it's both
69:48
my
69:49
[Music]
69:53
i questioned how you were gonna reach
69:55
already but you said you got it so let's
69:57
see
69:59
i'm doing an exclamation point
70:01
afterwards there we go
70:03
welcome chat welcome to the club
70:11
that was close that was close but i
70:14
won't fall
70:15
i am in a mission not to spill this
70:18
[ __ ] thing
70:19
and i promise you i won't
70:23
one sec i got this is this the content i
70:26
subscribe
70:26
for the content i subscribed for
70:30
mustache is going upwards so mustache
70:32
i'm very sorry the end of your name is
70:34
going to be near my
70:35
bear [ __ ]
70:39
sign me up closest he'll get to meeting
70:41
f1n
70:43
rose why is it with a c
70:46
it is with a c there we go and i'm gonna
70:49
doodle like a little [ __ ]
70:51
like a handlebar mustache you know
70:54
there we go mustache milkshake there we
70:58
go
70:58
solid okay now i'm gonna take one step
71:01
out one foot we must remain in the tub
71:04
and we've got it i'm realizing rose
71:07
would look really cool with tattoos
71:09
bro hell yeah oh we did it
71:12
we did it mustache with an s i did an s
71:15
and then i was like is there a c
71:16
on that and i forgot but i it is
71:18
originally with an s
71:19
i just put like a c under it and then
71:24
oh my god okay rose legit has killed
71:27
legs
71:28
he'll never watch amaranth again here we
71:31
are
71:31
do i have killer legs i have good do i
71:34
have good thighs
71:35
just stand there and don't move now just
71:37
be like
71:38
the on-camera model
71:41
[Music]
71:44
you should have thought this out better
71:47
what do you mean i thought this out
71:48
great i have bubbles i have this what do
71:51
you mean
71:51
i did great i just didn't expect this
71:53
many of you i thought they'd be like
71:54
maybe by the end of the stream like
71:55
maybe five
71:56
ten not ah
71:59
anyway hey i've got like the one thing
72:02
you may end up seeing is that i'm
72:03
wearing like underwear under i love you
72:05
f1 mn but if my roommates came in and
72:07
saw
72:08
this i just might be kicked out
72:11
there's like two fifty dollar donations
72:13
again god
72:15
okay no with three jesus uh
72:20
my plan is to write the name on a cake
72:22
with colored icing and then sit on it
72:25
don't worry i eat it off for you to help
72:27
you clean up
72:28
what a niche fetish is that a thing
72:33
what is is that a thing thumbnail is
72:35
updated oh god
72:36
is that a thing that's got to be a thing
72:38
i know it's a fetish
72:40
show bob's oh my god you're new
72:42
everything is a fetish everything's a
72:44
fetish dude
72:44
sit on a cake with my name on it oh
72:48
sounds like it's closest to it oh my god
72:49
my god i'm i'm tucking for you so this
72:52
stream better not last very long
72:54
um hi he you're on the bicep buddy
73:02
i spelled that wrong already didn't i i
73:03
put i thought there was an r yep there's
73:05
a g
73:05
i could make that a g oh perfect like it
73:08
never even
73:08
was wrong but i think oh yeah
73:16
rex [ __ ] yeah let's go bud that was good
73:21
solid i'm gonna do one more like there
73:23
and then i think i'm like good for this
73:24
arm and then i need to
73:25
i'm gonna need to find different parts
73:26
of my body um sign me up okay
73:29
awesome fan who else i think it was
73:31
someone else no was it just awesome
73:32
no wait [ __ ] i feel like i'm missing
73:35
something
73:37
who's your name okay it's just awesome
73:41
fan
73:41
wait awesome art fan
73:45
[ __ ] yeah you forgot me no i didn't you
73:47
are there
73:49
that's you i didn't forget you you're
73:51
there super minox
73:53
i forget about no one okay
73:57
i can put my wii music actually
74:00
i like this one better oh my god
74:05
crafter it would work as well oh could
74:08
you one day tell me your opinion of my
74:10
minecraft content
74:12
it doesn't need to be on stream
74:17
oh yeah the one thing i will review and
74:19
not be afraid to be mean about our
74:20
youtube videos
74:24
oh my god my hair don't be on there i
74:26
don't want to color you green
74:33
or a longer name than i thought it was
74:36
fan
74:38
hey yeah okay uh getting garment in four
74:42
days in
74:43
whoa no i don't think we're gonna hit 25
74:47
anyway call me crafter can i fit your
74:49
name anywhere here
74:51
i'm gonna go over this one
75:05
i need another spot for a name chat oh
75:08
can i recognize
75:09
oh i definitely can i've unlocked a
75:11
whole new part of my arm
75:14
this stream is making it pretty clear
75:16
you could make an omni fins with this
75:18
content and releasing similar
75:20
they don't require you to go any further
75:22
it can be sfw
75:24
possibly
75:30
a whole new [ __ ] whole new place dude
75:33
this is dope
75:34
okay solid i've got news i've got more
75:36
space we're done i am now done
75:38
riding holy [ __ ] we're done look at that
75:41
put a night put a name on your head no
75:42
god no
75:44
i do know you don't know why this is a
75:46
thing i do
75:48
i get it now uh how about the first two
75:51
letters of my name
75:52
h oh interesting no one's donated with a
75:55
weird name yet
75:56
weirdly i always thought that was gonna
75:58
be a thing legs if
76:00
if we get to that point where i really
76:03
am
76:03
out of space then yeah legs and then
76:06
maybe maybe shoulder
76:08
no my bob you're not supposed to be able
76:11
to see it
76:12
whoopsie inner thigh oh god
76:15
it'd be shouting at my lower legs and
76:17
going up probably
76:19
have you ever thought about fake tattoos
76:20
a real one i thought about a real tattoo
76:22
i thought about getting a minecraft like
76:23
moon
76:24
i thought that'd be really really cool
76:26
damn i might look good with tattoos
76:27
don't want them though i would thought
76:28
about getting a minecraft moon
76:30
like like you know like little clouds in
76:32
front of it like realistic cloud in
76:34
front of a minecraft moon
76:36
that could look cool as a tattoo but i
76:38
never got it because i was like ah
76:40
i don't know tattoos are a lot how much
76:42
for head how much for head a lot of
76:44
a lot of listen i'm not very experienced
76:48
ahead
76:49
but i could probably end up doing it i'm
76:51
not sure whether my coordination is
76:52
going to be good enough to give
76:54
a head easily to you but or maybe
76:57
need a price not sure i'm not sure
77:02
i i don't know because i know if i give
77:04
a pr if i say like a thousand dollar
77:06
five hundred dollars someone's gonna
77:08
donate and it's gonna be some dumb ass
77:09
word
77:10
[Music]
77:14
can you put your name on your head
77:17
no no just label myself
77:21
this just so i can make sure
77:24
price for head uh how much how much give
77:27
you had uh
77:29
i don't know if i want dude i'm not sure
77:32
i'm not sure it would make for a good
77:34
clip but is that a wig no it's real hair
77:37
weirdly enough
77:38
make it 10k so it's worth the pain oh my
77:40
god
77:41
i don't think anyone's donating that
77:42
much to for me to write
77:44
uh their name on my head or any word on
77:46
my head
77:49
um [ __ ] five five hundred five
77:53
thousand two thousand
77:55
i'm scared of it man i'm scared of it
77:59
2k if someone donates 2k sure but
78:02
that's yeah if someone donates 2k sure
78:05
i'll say yeah for that
78:07
uh yep he does he does head i do do head
78:10
indeed
78:11
uh it's [ __ ] terrible idea
78:16
[Music]
78:19
i'm on it i'm [ __ ] on it where's my
78:22
thing where is it
78:23
no i've lost my gun i'm rick astley no i
78:25
didn't
78:26
[Music]
78:35
let us negotiate later for sponsorship
78:37
rights on your chest
78:39
just a big nike tick like the coca-cola
78:41
logo
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okay i should i should just have that as
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a permanent thing
78:46
[Music]
78:50
telling my friends about my name on your
78:52
arm lead to me coming out
78:54
poke champ oh [ __ ] yeah
78:58
congrats let's go there it is let's
79:00
fight
79:01
somehow i've got a pretty good memory of
79:02
all the names on me like
79:04
someone quick ask me about a name that's
79:05
on me and i'll probably know where it is
79:07
i'll probably know give me a name
79:12
give me a name give me a name give me a
79:14
name lane's [ __ ] there
79:16
i knew that [ __ ] jason derulo afraid
79:19
uh that should be like there yeah there
79:21
i was right i was like i knew i'd put it
79:23
in a spot amoya i know where that [ __ ]
79:24
is
79:24
dbbs that [ __ ] [ __ ] wait there i
79:27
thought it was closer
79:29
uh lane's already there showed you i'm
79:31
good at this [ __ ] bro troy that's just a
79:33
random name
79:34
daddy oh my [ __ ] god i'm
79:37
waiting for the day i'm waiting for the
79:40
day
79:41
uh goggle freaks girlfriends there wait
79:47
where'd he go wait where is going what
79:50
up
79:50
oh my god i did one of the first ones i
79:52
thought it was like egg soup
79:54
i thought he was one of the okay well
79:56
i've been proved i've been proved and
79:57
wrong
79:58
okay uh okay why do i have a thing
80:01
i like dicks what a great name jargon
80:03
there okay
80:05
soup soup uh do you want to go let's get
80:08
soup right there
80:09
i think that'll work for soup one
80:13
and do a fancy one one soup
80:17
where's the brother two soup wait
80:22
oh my god it's one zed ass suit [ __ ]
80:26
okay well i'm redoing it i'll just cross
80:28
that out
80:30
one said i don't know how i never read
80:32
it like that
80:34
solid solid nailed it
80:39
solid i'm so good at this oh [ __ ]
80:42
hell
80:43
uh this was good this was solid
80:47
i wonder if cross dressing is just fun
80:48
are you like that 24 7. i'm not like
80:50
this 24 7. you think i'm in a hot tub in
80:52
a bikini or any names on me 24 7.
80:54
no once you i it was just a long dub it
80:58
was a long
80:59
you
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there it is there it is it says it now i
81:05
did it right
81:06
once is said zoop it's spelt like that
81:09
it's dumb lanes 21k pog
81:13
let's go you did you didn't have to do
81:16
maths very well though
81:17
it was 12 cents not 22 but [ __ ] yeah 12
81:20
let's go
81:21
what 21 000 [ __ ] hell
81:26
correction feet water dude my hot tub is
81:29
going great it's it's actually fairly
81:31
relaxing i did it in like
81:33
warm like relatively hot water so it's
81:35
still warm right now
81:37
john hey john i'm a selfless idiot don't
81:40
put my name but right
81:42
kailyn on your right hand cause i'm sure
81:44
that's where she would love to be
81:47
oh my god you're ill as well write it on
81:48
my right hand it's gonna be
81:50
like wait what
81:54
wait is kaitlyn of age hold on
81:57
john let me make sure caitlyn is of age
82:00
before we make this
82:01
joke
82:02
[Music]
82:05
my first ever donald 18 okay she's 18
82:08
she's 18. she's 18. she can go on the
82:11
back of my hand okay
82:12
i'll write kale on the back of my hand
82:13
just because either way it's creepy
82:16
uh
82:20
lin there we go
82:23
galen you're welcome say that what
82:27
i'm so sorry for my handwriting but
82:30
you're welcome kalyn
82:32
nice i don't know what i meant dude that
82:35
is there really that's not what you
82:37
meant
82:38
anyway first ever dono please make my
82:40
first time special you got it
82:41
nine matthew eight [ __ ] yeah okay where
82:45
should we put nine matthew weight
82:49
like there run on right on my waist
82:52
okay wait yeah okay i was right now
82:55
matthew oh [ __ ]
82:58
please be gentle it's my first time
83:03
oh matthew i'm so sorry you're getting
83:05
the full i don't know how to do
83:06
handwriting treatment though
83:10
wow what a good way to do an e and then
83:14
an eight
83:15
oh that's not bad actually i kind of did
83:18
that okay gg thanks matthew
83:21
well thanks for the first time dieting
83:23
three months spock
83:25
three months [ __ ] yeah on a prime hell
83:26
yeah thank you for the jeff bezos money
83:28
well no longer who's is it now what
83:32
my name should be easy to remember also
83:35
thanks for poke champ my maid outfit
83:37
that made my whole year 71
83:41
you didn't need that much but okay the
83:43
maid outfit was really good
83:45
i do i support that this 50.
83:49
but i love you in almost one year
83:53
[Music]
83:56
i like it indeed
84:00
i'll just shake real hard wait wait wait
84:03
wait wait
84:04
that's not what i meant i meant as your
84:07
right hand you know like companion
84:09
all right man but right hand girl you
84:12
know
84:12
oh language barrier cassie you don't
84:16
need 71 so i'm going to give you the
84:17
prime real estate spot of here
84:21
faster and also i can spell it right
84:24
because
84:24
you know right hand i feel so dirty now
84:29
i need to bathe in the tub water how
84:31
much for a heat sealed 50cc
84:34
double baggie faster there you go
84:37
how much i need to warm it up though for
84:40
you
84:40
little little [ __ ] little bits of
84:43
finster swimming around in the water
84:45
that'll be fun i kind of want you don't
84:47
how much for the elbow
84:49
how am i supposed to write that still
84:50
the same amount fifty dollars
84:52
i'm down any any name fifty dollars look
84:55
at me i am a walking checkbook
84:58
where's the hot tub there i'm i've
85:00
always got one foot in this goddamn hot
85:02
tub
85:02
lucky all right i'm gonna put both right
85:05
let's bring this back actually i'm gonna
85:07
keep one six months pog
85:08
came out as bisexual the other week keep
85:11
it up probably i'm gonna
85:12
show you this one let me like can i show
85:14
you this on the camera
85:14
[Music]
85:15
thing i'll show that can you see that
85:18
does it count if i bought gamer subs
85:20
worth fifty dollars with code
85:22
he goes you're gonna get seeing my feet
85:24
in full rez
85:28
oh [ __ ] my chair oh my god please come
85:30
here chair
85:32
chair please oh i literally donated 50
85:36
not 71.
85:37
you might have donated 50 pounds
85:39
translate it into dollars to pick up
85:40
this at the end of the stream
85:42
you're not keeping up with your
85:44
instagram posting promise
85:47
i didn't know i just said i'd post more
85:50
oh god i didn't do the [ __ ] made one
85:52
did i oh sorry yeah i didn't mean to do
85:53
that
85:54
[ __ ] i'll do an instagram pic of this oh
85:56
i'll do an instagram pic of this now
85:57
because i can just do it on my phone
85:59
before i get like a ton of a ton of
86:02
everything everywhere
86:05
[Music]
86:07
oh my god thank you hi rose write my
86:10
username on your left face cheek unless
86:12
that's off limit then write me on your
86:14
left shoulder tongue both directions are
86:16
from your pov
86:18
also you're looking poggers queen chat
86:21
let's keep doing our parts
86:23
[Music]
86:27
twitch doesn't consider it a hot tub
86:29
stream when there is no hot tub in view
86:32
there is a toy okay listen
86:35
fine then you know what this is gonna be
86:36
just the most uncomfortable thing
86:40
the hot tub oh my god my muscles don't
86:43
bend that way
86:44
there's the hot tub there is one hot tub
86:47
look it's even beautifully decorated by
86:49
yours truly
86:50
can you read that it's got by the way
86:53
that is pink
86:54
sparkly wallpaper it says hot tub
86:57
that's cool
87:02
welcome to my art upstream what is this
87:04
you may ask that is a goddamn zip tie
87:06
do my [ __ ] thing oh my god i'm gonna
87:09
get water everywhere
87:11
this is more tos nice [ __ ] oh dude this
87:13
[ __ ] ain't peen
87:14
this [ __ ] is tucked tight bro
87:17
no peen visible at all not even the
87:20
bulge
87:22
green planet dude this is just this is
87:24
[ __ ] there's the swimsuit that's just
87:26
what
87:26
like this skirt is just like part of the
87:28
swimsuit this is what this is
87:32
and that's an antenna where's my knife
87:35
bottom
87:36
let me see if i can like do i have a ah
87:38
this is probably about yeah it's too
87:39
thick to do this with
87:40
if it was smaller then yeah i'd knife it
87:42
but it's it's too thick
87:44
i don't wanna like be putting pressure
87:45
on something behind my neck
87:47
if i had scissors on me i would but i
87:48
don't heck
87:50
bro a knife dude i got many knives
87:54
so many rose don't you dare forget my
87:57
name
87:58
oh god yeah no sorry i didn't i'm not
88:00
gonna write you on my on my cheek though
88:02
uh either cheek not it not any type of
88:05
nice tuck bro
88:06
indeed okay let's do there uh
88:11
more the the mop [ __ ]
88:16
that well that was good there that's a
88:19
solid there
88:22
that's a solid that the rest of it's
88:26
[ __ ]
88:26
i [ __ ] the rest of it up
88:32
dot the i oh okay solid
88:38
oh come on e h you know i'm to turn the
88:41
i'm going to turn the dot 11 months
88:44
wow you're welcome again it looks like a
88:47
dick and balls
88:49
but still this voice what the [ __ ]
88:51
welcome to browsing the hot tub tag
88:53
chat how many people are just browsing
88:56
the hot tub
88:57
like tag and they found me and are just
89:00
plain upset let me see
89:04
i'm the second most viewed but only by
89:06
200. look
89:08
hold on i'm the second most viewed by
89:10
200 viewers
89:12
oh there's a chance there's a chance i'm
89:15
showing
89:16
way less cleavage so i feel like i'm
89:17
fine there's just not really a hot tub
89:19
in
89:20
here but then again look at this one no
89:22
hot tub in view here
89:23
sorry crow will do d oh that one is
89:26
sorry finn
89:26
this dude let's go make sure you can
89:28
read crow's name
89:30
video up if that guy can do it then i
89:32
can as well that's sick but dude
89:34
everyone's [ __ ] with this trend
89:36
anyway uh crow will do
89:40
oh my god wait sorry did you ask that
89:42
before
89:43
i feel like someone said that before
89:46
that something will do
89:48
and i completely forgot what was it
89:53
oh my god crawl dude [ __ ] crowded
89:56
crow to bullet i feel like that was
89:58
someone this man is a chad pretty much
90:01
dude he's genuinely he's i like how the
90:04
third
90:04
the third most popular one is [ __ ]
90:07
[ __ ] rescued otters just chilling
90:09
that's so cute what what what a [ __ ]
90:13
great thing that this just turned into
90:16
uh there's not really anyone else i'm
90:18
not sure like monsters inc
90:19
is playing pool twister
90:23
okay this is a scuffed [ __ ] pack oh
90:25
hey hey do me the favor of putting my
90:27
username and a friend's username near
90:30
each other
90:30
dollar as an underscore 330.
90:34
chat we found the e-daters um
90:38
let me do let me do crow that crawl the
90:40
bullet
90:41
fin just make sure you can read crow's
90:43
name can
90:56
[ __ ] does that mean prime elbow real
91:00
estate
91:01
among the oh god i'm among the thoughts
91:04
there's one of them that's just
91:13
[Music]
91:15
why ricardo any of you here and not here
91:17
why have you any why are any of you like
91:19
on
91:19
my stream and not his this is perfect
91:22
i'm so glad this is the internet anyway
91:25
uh
91:25
master of rave okay where should we do
91:27
master of raves
91:28
um i do have [ __ ] sp okay i've got
91:32
space there
91:33
but it's on my left okay i'm gonna do
91:36
yours here and then hers
91:37
or theirs there either way the e dating
91:40
community will thank me
91:44
okay one of them is
91:48
oh [ __ ] one of them does have the name
91:50
master in it
91:53
master of rave
92:00
brick roll dance let's go oh my god hold
92:03
on
92:07
oh my god
92:14
this was way more difficult than i
92:15
thought it was okay
92:17
raid well [ __ ] what happened who's
92:19
raiding you're on my twitch number one
92:20
is tag oh hell yeah okay
92:23
right let's do this can't be like oh no
92:25
we went down viewers we're never gonna
92:26
we're never gonna beat
92:28
exo hydra okay and then i'm gonna put
92:30
like a heart
92:32
like there good heart
92:35
right and then i'm gonna do their name
92:37
up there which is
92:38
way harder to spell
92:45
oh my i [ __ ] up making a
92:48
circle
92:51
i'm bad at this i'm really bad at this
92:54
who's writing i don't know who's raiding
92:56
i think it's just someone saying raid
92:59
michael was taken host of you with one
93:01
viewers nice
93:02
uh okay [ __ ]
93:06
dolores the lord wait dolores anna
93:09
okay it's so difficult
93:14
pee pee i'm
93:17
pee pee tell ya galore is
93:28
[ __ ] me how am i gonna get it three
93:30
three four three twenty three thirty
93:39
oh i couldn't have done an extra
93:40
character look at that you're right next
93:42
to each other there you go
93:43
we we celebrate e daters in this
93:45
community
93:46
one of them is called master hopefully
93:48
the other one calls each other
93:49
kitten and master that's that's that's
93:51
how i envision this relationship going
93:53
oh hold on pog stream you can just put
93:58
[Music]
94:02
eatables
94:07
[Music]
94:13
oh yeah [ __ ] yeah hell yeah that's a guy
94:17
the autism right got a
94:20
big big big big balls very wholesome big
94:23
balls on me unless anyone who ever
94:25
clicked on the of link knows i love rick
94:30
astley
94:35
[Music]
94:39
good solid big balls
94:43
tiny dick
94:46
the biggest of balls and their smallest
94:49
of pee-pee
94:50
it's like a solid solid eight inches i'd
94:52
say
94:57
what's a matter of it doesn't matter the
94:59
size of the hot tub it's the size of the
95:00
inchworm
95:03
doesn't matter the size of the it
95:04
matters the size of the bulbs
95:06
it's the bobs that matter really and we
95:08
all know it we all know are we
95:10
are we're going to pretend that this
95:11
isn't a thing like everyone's been so
95:14
careful to say like oh no hot tub
95:16
streaming you know it's it's totally
95:18
it's just its own thing it's totally not
95:20
because they're just allowed to wear
95:22
a bra it's it's not because of booba of
95:24
course it's not it's not it's not it's
95:26
not
95:26
it's because of bubba and i'm the only
95:29
one that understands this
95:30
me me and my brethren amaranth i saw you
95:33
wrote my name but i totally lost
95:35
track of where it is do you remember
95:37
hayley hayley hayley hayley
95:39
hayley hayley haley haley really really
95:44
haley there it is hey hayley
95:47
hayley never wins i wrote haley never
95:50
double use by the way
95:51
i did haley never and then but it put a
95:53
big w and like a
95:54
s that was funny
95:57
it's only one letter off then i anyhow
96:02
hell yeah it was good
96:05
okay jesus christ oh dude my [ __ ]
96:08
i might want to untalk at some point
96:10
during this [ __ ] thing
96:12
it gets weirdly enough tucking gets
96:13
easier it really does it's just like
96:17
it still shucks it still sucks at all
96:19
times
96:20
there's one ins is one letter uh
96:24
ends is one no just the eye because i've
96:26
got like w and s
96:28
but what's up i'm playing with a knife
96:32
you forgot to put eatable on you
96:35
beatable
96:37
oh my god sorry yeah i did oh my bad
96:39
holy [ __ ] sorry no one should have
96:40
reminded me i'm trying to fix my bob
96:43
perfect eatables oh my god where do i
96:45
put you i'm i'm filming
96:48
in your case it is not because of the
96:50
bobbers where is milkshake and mustache
96:54
would you like to see stuff
96:57
hold on let me write you eatables it's a
97:00
good name
97:03
it's in all caps bud
97:11
oh [ __ ] hard this should get in i i
97:15
you know when you start too close to the
97:16
edge i
97:18
whoops might be mutables i'm gonna do it
97:21
in two separate lines
97:27
and i'm gonna do forever
97:37
it's like done kind of like graffiti i
97:39
like it solid
97:41
you haven't told me if you'll do it wait
97:42
you haven't you haven't told me yet if
97:44
you'll do it off stream
97:45
suppose we'll get lay here wait what
97:47
call me crap wait to do what
97:49
i already wrote your name is this
97:50
something else to do what
97:52
craft it crafter i have your name on me
97:55
it's
97:56
where is it it's [ __ ] somewhere where
97:59
did i put it
98:00
it's there i knew it was i knew it was
98:02
on this somewhere it was there that's
98:03
the
98:04
one i already did it remember
98:08
he wanted you to review his mc videos oh
98:10
[ __ ]
98:11
okay call me
98:15
yeah i can be i can be mean about this
98:20
wait what i'm spelling this right
98:24
i cannot find your channel i don't
98:29
[Music]
98:32
why can i not find your channel
98:35
call me craf crafter rick
98:39
yeah is it called that or is it
98:41
something else
98:42
because i've searched that and it's not
98:43
popping up lucky
98:46
have i spelled it wrong somewhere is it
98:48
like that
98:50
no have i spelt that wrong somewhere
98:54
like if i start capitalizing
98:59
is that easy to see if i spot that wrong
99:00
or am i stupid
99:02
she's so he's he says twitter oh
99:06
wait you post them on twitter
99:11
what that's not there either so many
99:14
times on twitter that's not there either
99:16
oh we linked you oh wait did he link me
99:17
on twitter
99:19
okay i found it i found it i found it
99:22
and then he's linked me a [ __ ] what
99:26
why have you linked me a planet
99:27
minecraft account
99:31
i don't really have hey i don't really
99:33
have yt videos yet
99:35
but here's the link to my minecraft
99:36
content oh okay it looks pretty dope i
99:40
don't know why you'd say
99:42
what let me you know uh show me
99:44
minecraft videos and then it's just
99:45
images but it looks good good [ __ ]
99:49
builds i like the shader pack
99:52
i mean is this i don't know how to use
99:53
planet minecraft i really don't know how
99:56
to use planet minecraft
99:57
but is this like is this the is this the
99:59
main thing
100:00
i said content oh oh my stupid i might
100:04
be stupid
100:05
uh angela hewley 18
100:10
how do you do that how do you make those
100:12
guys how do you do those npcs they look
100:14
dope
100:15
yeah how the [ __ ] do you do that they're
100:17
sick
100:19
like oh that's cool i like the island i
100:21
like the island a lot
100:23
like imagine you could do like a [ __ ]
100:25
i've always wanted to do like a big
100:26
[ __ ] like
100:27
volcano-y like island or something and
100:29
you got you know have you ever seen him
100:31
roblox like escape the
100:32
disaster or something or survive the
100:34
disaster and that but in minecraft
100:36
wouldn't no one ever make that
100:38
months of shrimping i like that idea
100:40
that's a dope map by the way
100:41
really cool i just was confused i
100:44
thought it i immediately just went like
100:45
oh yeah
100:46
i can i i can review youtube videos are
100:48
you winning rose
100:50
no i you know what i can't tell
100:53
in one way i am in another way i have
100:56
someone's name on my tits so i don't
100:58
know
101:00
your tabs my god it gets worse every day
101:03
is because i keep forgetting to close
101:04
them all
101:05
because i i end stream with after
101:08
searching a bunch of [ __ ] and i'm like
101:09
oh i should
101:10
i'm not using these anymore but then i
101:12
forget which ones i want to keep all
101:13
those dabs and
101:14
no hub all those what
101:18
i'm closing tabs now by the way i'm
101:21
finally closing some tabs
101:23
i've got like multiple different pages
101:25
of the same thing up
101:28
okay don't need that don't need that
101:30
don't need that
101:31
don't need that do you want that do on
101:33
that
101:35
do on that
101:40
and if you choose the 30 subscription
101:43
silence wedge i do not wish to be horny
101:47
anymore
101:48
i want to keep that one i like that one
101:50
i like that one a lot
101:51
my feet are now colder i think it's time
101:53
for the bubble machine with a bit of
101:55
warmth in there one sec
101:58
let's really turn this thing into a hot
102:00
tub shall we chat
102:01
let's get some bubbles oh my god
102:07
this is [ __ ] dreadful
102:12
oh my god what
102:16
okay oh dude this is so scuffed
102:19
okay chat bubbles time
102:24
yo it works though
102:28
it actually [ __ ] works
102:31
sorry for bulba can you see bubbles hold
102:40
on
102:42
it's a hot tub oh i broke it
102:47
this is dope this was exactly what i
102:49
envisioned when i said
102:51
i'm gonna do a hot tub stream i'm sure
102:53
this is what everyone has been here for
102:54
three months and i don't know what i'm
102:56
doing
102:57
solid it's in a container proof i'm
103:00
gonna take one step out and go over here
103:03
don't burn yourself don't burn myself
103:05
what are you kidding me
103:06
i couldn't burn myself i tried unless i
103:09
dropped it in there
103:10
then it would [ __ ] burn okay oh my
103:13
god
103:14
make sure it's safe indeed feet actual
103:16
engineer
103:18
this can be on live league soon oh my
103:21
god it's fine
103:22
i'm not in danger of hurting myself
103:24
hurting somebody had to round it
103:26
up okay it didn't even get rounded up
103:30
someone else donated immediately in like
103:32
the same thing
103:38
there yeah someone down here in a
103:40
different just checked on google about
103:41
my 50 pounds dono can confirm it is 71
103:44
in us dollars im not
103:46
even mad and so are you orthodonto oh
103:49
yeah thank you oh my god my bobs
103:51
love the dress it's a [ __ ] swimsuit
103:54
it's great
103:55
it's it's like it's like properly a
103:57
swimsuit like this skirt just kind of
103:59
like leads up to
104:00
it's just like a it's just a loose skirt
104:02
connected to it
104:04
you know pretty okay chat roblox stream
104:06
oh my god
104:07
why is finn so swole
104:11
i just gained my i don't even [ __ ]
104:13
work out i just gained muscle
104:15
i i don't know why or how i just gain
104:18
muscle mass
104:19
it's great i i mean it's annoying for
104:23
this job
104:24
but like i never have to work out i just
104:26
gain muscle mass
104:27
from doing just general household [ __ ]
104:30
what do you mean x what do you mean x uh
104:34
it's what would you say it's not true
104:35
what do you think listen to me
104:37
do you really think i'm the type to have
104:38
like my weights downstairs i'm [ __ ]
104:40
pumping iron no
104:41
i just i just do nothing and i just gain
104:44
muscle mass
104:44
it's the high testosterone and no one
104:47
gets this
104:48
but yeah no i'm very high in
104:49
testosterone chat
104:51
no one [ __ ] believes me
104:54
all skin up from behind bob's that is
104:55
impossible because they're stuck
105:00
so
105:02
anyway i know you've donated that before
105:04
and i didn't want it i don't know it's
105:05
too much work to explain it
105:08
sticky on i asked a question and it
105:12
seems to have slipped through the cracks
105:14
or maybe i missed it
105:15
so i'll ask again does it count if you
105:18
buy 50
105:19
worth gamer sups using kodi girl no it
105:22
doesn't but please do
105:24
no it doesn't no it does not because i
105:26
don't get
105:27
i don't get nearly the amount i get like
105:29
a small percentage of it so let's you
105:31
know
105:32
i get like what percentage i get of it
105:34
you're like five bucks from
105:36
each thing or something i don't know uh
105:40
you know what excess testosterone turns
105:42
into muscle mass that's what it turns
105:44
into
105:45
pure and pure and unadulterated muscle
105:48
that's what it is
105:52
uh do you think you'll ever check your
105:54
hormone levels yeah maybe
105:56
maybe i guess i mean i've never like
105:59
i figured i'd kind of want to just so i
106:01
could know but
106:03
noon's questioning whether you work out
106:05
or not
106:06
they are are trying to see what you keep
106:09
calling muscle mass what
106:13
come on bro that's that's muscle mass
106:16
tell me that's not muscle mass a little
106:18
bit
106:18
come on dude it's pretty good
106:22
it's pretty good like i got i got big
106:24
arms i got manly man
106:26
arms i'm a pretty manly fella pretty
106:28
manly fella
106:29
but you know [ __ ] i could throw a
106:31
good right hook
106:33
for a woman
106:36
god damn it joe got [ __ ] damage on
106:39
it's it's big for a girl
106:42
me and you guys need to have a talk i
106:44
mean you guys need to have a chat
106:47
uh you own a wait just checking if he
106:50
has
106:51
if you has your own or a wig or release
106:52
front no it's mine
106:54
my hair real hair real hair indeed thin
106:57
equal strong
106:57
i'm gonna grab a towel one sec let me
106:59
quickly grab a towel
107:01
um listen to
107:17
[Music]
107:20
so
107:32
pop up
107:38
feel like i need a towel just because
107:40
the floor has gotten so like wet
107:42
cow jam hold up this is not cow jam this
107:45
is we
107:48
jam
107:56
[Music]
108:00
my god oh my god jesus christ
108:05
you went into the back of my leg fixture
108:08
bob's i know
108:09
they're difficult my guy oh when am i
108:11
just getting butt when am i getting
108:12
implants dude
108:13
chat when can you give me money for for
108:15
[ __ ] kid
108:16
kid implants there i've heard millions
108:19
of dollars
108:22
so risky not really there's like nothing
108:24
really risky about it
108:26
i mean i guess like you could see down
108:28
shirt but then like what it's just a
108:29
guy's chest which is fine
108:30
and then this is just clean up those
108:32
holes you've seen my [ __ ] you've seen me
108:33
shirtless before
108:35
and then like that's just like i'm
108:36
tucked so like there's nothing
108:38
there's like nothing you could possibly
108:40
see there's no it's not i'm not wearing
108:42
any [ __ ]
108:43
you know nothing inappropriate so or
108:46
just wearing a swimsuit
108:48
td difficult indeed oh
108:52
uh you ever going to clean up those hot
108:53
sauces apparent decoration now i think
108:55
it makes for a good decoration
108:56
the only thing that i did do is i [ __ ]
108:59
i'm tucked
108:59
in 21 dude i am tucked or not tucked
109:01
very tucked this [ __ ]
109:03
this [ __ ] got easier but i it's so much
109:05
more tight now
109:07
i'm it's getting easier every time i do
109:09
it like it's getting easier but like
109:11
i like the nails thank you they're
109:12
pretty nice nails
109:15
um so tucked let's go um
109:19
we're i did clean my bedroom i cleaned
109:21
my [ __ ] bedroom
109:22
it is so i underestimated how good
109:25
cleaning your bedroom would be
109:26
it's not fun but i did it and it took
109:29
over like it took two hours to clean
109:32
just my small bedroom
109:34
by the way my small bedroom
109:37
took over two hours when you're gonna
109:39
make that off never
109:41
and i actually i vacuumed i did
109:43
everything
109:44
i did it so well it's clean now and i
109:47
went to bed and i was like
109:48
hell yeah i did a good thing and i like
109:51
it was good you're bitching about it in
109:52
the country was funny yeah i managed to
109:54
get it though i did it
109:55
uh and um yeah i was like hey dad how do
109:57
i paint a room and he was like you
109:58
[ __ ] we did it on the wall
110:00
so i'm gonna get should be good the only
110:03
issue that i find is that my room is so
110:05
small because you know your boy's not
110:07
your boy's not a millionaire yet
110:09
i've got another i've got another like
110:12
thousand or so hot tub streams to go and
110:14
then i could do it then i could probably
110:15
buy a better house
110:16
but um
110:18
[Music]
110:20
but uh my room's so small that
110:24
if i move my bed much like i need to do
110:26
it like tetris
110:27
like i need to move my bed off my wall
110:30
and then
110:31
paint that wall and then move it back to
110:33
be able to do the other walls
110:35
because my bed there's not enough room
110:37
in the bedroom
110:38
[ __ ] yeah hey dude thanks for the [ __ ]
110:40
you did so we got [ __ ] name
110:41
where is it what's your name i think
110:43
it's there [ __ ] you
110:45
hell yeah thank you my god
110:48
what a rick roll dance just saw someone
110:51
say how do you have bobs if you're a boy
110:53
your tricks are working indeed um
110:56
does this dude they're so [ __ ]
110:58
difficult everyone
110:59
please remind me when you can see them
111:01
but oh they're fine there like they look
111:03
eerily realistic like this until you
111:05
know the the illusion
111:08
um they don't really work hold on let me
111:10
give you the rip the rick roll
111:12
the rick of rolls what the [ __ ] did i
111:14
delete my rick roll tab oh my god i deal
111:16
with my rick roll tab
111:20
my [ __ ] rick roll tab there it is
111:23
[Music]
111:30
i'm good at that i'm good now slowly
111:32
learning this dance repetitive
111:34
it's good though i like the dance it's a
111:36
good song good dance solid
111:38
is room girly can we see no it's not yet
111:41
i'm gonna stream it though bobs
111:43
i'm gonna stream i'm gonna stream it
111:44
though even if you know the illusion you
111:46
remain tricked
111:48
indeed i've been a guy all along what if
111:51
you had a beard i've been wanting to
111:53
grow one
111:54
but no one will let me no one will let
111:56
me grow a beard and it's the one of the
111:58
very few
111:59
upsetting things up hey master
112:03
ray hey thank you thanks for the thanks
112:04
for the [ __ ] tier one baby welcome to
112:07
this
112:07
welcome to the gang uh what if rose was
112:10
a boy
112:13
i wonder what would happen maybe i'd
112:15
start up a minecraft channel a beard
112:16
with the exact same outfit
112:18
i agree show peepee no um never no
112:21
never no no it wouldn't fit on one it
112:24
wouldn't fit on a photograph
112:25
it'd need to wrap around a few times
112:27
like it need to fall it over
112:32
hey rose how sure are you that we won't
112:34
hit the goal in the next
112:35
27 days also can we have another wink
112:38
pose
112:39
oh and um did you know that from my pov
112:42
you don't seem to have a very manly
112:43
chest yet you should work on that tongue
112:47
oh welcome i was like oh my god what the
112:50
[ __ ]
112:51
you don't have a manly chest really
112:55
like if i like you know
112:58
if i do that no i feel like i do feel
113:02
like i do i've got big shoulders
113:04
anyway i feel like i haven't i feel like
113:06
i'm a manly chest
113:08
what it's like i have a manly chest what
113:11
about me what about me screams feminine
113:21
i don't get it
113:28
stop looking your androgynous is showing
113:32
oh my god [ __ ] hell
113:35
i think we did it i think i might have
113:37
may have hidden it
113:38
that was a sight indeed
113:43
i think we did it then we did it i think
113:44
we solid think we saw it
113:46
literally everything about you is female
113:49
i can think of a few things that aren't
113:51
exactly three i think oh no well
113:54
and another one chromosome also we need
113:56
pics of this on instagram cause you're
113:58
scamming on posts
114:00
i know i know there's like three
114:02
different things i gotta post
114:05
uh i got one i got it i got one
114:09
selfie i got a selfie
114:12
i got one selfie pretty solid i will
114:15
post that selfie
114:16
i think it's good three set what the
114:20
[ __ ]
114:20
three inches what when did i say three
114:22
inches i'm stupid no not three inches
114:24
[ __ ] three there are three parts oh
114:27
god
114:27
if they're tucked it doesn't count yes
114:29
they do count they do because they're
114:31
still there
114:33
you cannot prove that they are not there
114:35
okay
114:37
hello hey thanks for the 10 months of
114:40
sub i've been
114:41
saying subs for 10 months [ __ ] yeah
114:44
hmm can't see it isn't there are you do
114:47
you
114:47
object permanence man it's like when dot
114:50
when you first get like a puppy
114:51
and they don't know that like when you
114:54
leave the room
114:56
you're in a like you're not in a [ __ ]
114:58
different you didn't disappear
115:00
when this thing leaves the room it's
115:02
still there
115:03
it is unfeasible for it to just
115:05
disappear you gotta you
115:06
occam's razor is it feasible that it is
115:09
not there
115:10
sure is it most likely that it is still
115:12
there
115:13
yes ah fill my cosplay plugs need to go
115:16
up
115:16
i know you sent me the file i couldn't
115:18
find any like i couldn't find like
115:20
i usually try and get everyone thinks
115:22
rose is trans in denial but let's be
115:24
realistic
115:25
she'll probably never be able to pass as
115:27
a guy
115:30
you [ __ ] i am very able to pass as a guy
115:34
let me show you let me show you me being
115:35
manly real quick
115:37
let me show you me being manly
115:40
okay admittedly that's not the best pose
115:44
uh
115:46
so long since i've posed on for a
115:47
picture as a dude
115:49
um there you go manly man look at that
115:53
manly man
115:54
look at that manly man right there if it
115:56
wasn't for the pink chair you'd be like
115:57
damn that's a manly man
115:58
you know we've got a hoodie on he's got
116:00
a good smile he's got
116:02
rugged hair and giant arms he's a manly
116:06
man
116:07
and that's me sorry to surprise you but
116:10
we are in fact the same person sorry
116:14
about that
116:14
that's a man that's a man
116:18
my god go without makeup dude no this is
116:21
[ __ ] i hate that i hate that i'm not a
116:23
girl dinger's tuckies you can't see the
116:26
peepee is it really there lamal
116:27
i will untuck i swear to [ __ ] god
116:30
don't make me do it
116:31
don't make me do it i'll take this off
116:32
right goddamn now
116:36
i mean [ __ ] what's it called hey hey
116:40
yeah can you put cecilia on your body
116:43
cecilia
116:44
[ __ ] it's a cool name sounds like a name
116:46
from like a mamma mia
116:49
sounds like a name from a song why
116:51
stupid or is there a famous song with
116:52
cecilia
116:53
where the [ __ ] i'm out of space my guy
116:56
i'm
116:56
i'm out of space my dude there here i'm
116:59
gonna do i'm gonna go on my shoulder
117:01
prime real estate
117:03
[Music]
117:06
you were so adorable when you thought
117:08
you were letting down chat last night
117:10
with the bedroom stuff
117:12
amiga for the girls darings and walks
117:15
thanks for being awesome all my love
117:20
oh my god it's a weirdly complex name to
117:23
spell
117:24
cecilia there we go there we go
117:27
solid simon and garfunkel cecilia i knew
117:31
it there was a song called cecilia it's
117:33
a good name
117:36
should change speech patterns uh during
117:38
goal months to say cis instead of my guy
117:41
nah it doesn't work it doesn't flow as
117:42
well in conversation yo
117:44
thanks sis it doesn't work yo thanks my
117:46
guy sounds like
117:48
it's it's like a virtual like high five
117:50
or like safe you know it's a virtual
117:52
fist bump is my guy it just works
117:57
schroedinger's [ __ ] schrodinger's [ __ ]
118:00
and balls
118:01
schroedinger's [ __ ] and ball torture if
118:03
you step on balls hard enough
118:04
they really do they really exist cecilia
118:07
you're breaking my heart you're shaking
118:09
my confidence delio cecilia i'm down on
118:12
my knees i'm begging you please to come
118:14
home
118:16
nice cecilia the bumps
118:19
less popular than simon garfunkel i am
118:22
not really into men but i would do both
118:24
of you
118:30
[ __ ] how do i wink
118:35
do it did i do was that better was that
118:37
better did i do it okay
118:39
did i do it did i do the wink i feel
118:41
like i did okay on that one i feel like
118:42
that was all right
118:43
almost [ __ ] it's close it was close
118:46
can't wink i don't know why i can't wink
118:47
does this
118:48
count as simping yes
118:51
but i'll take it it's a good thing it's
118:53
a good thing simp
118:54
more please did the hope did you forget
118:58
how to hoe to wink how to wink i've
119:01
never known how to wink
119:03
it's the same thing i can't fun fact
119:05
about me i can't [ __ ] whistle
119:08
i just can't i can't whistle
119:11
why is it a thing how do people [ __ ]
119:14
i can't whistle in any way
119:16
i know a lot of people like they can't
119:17
do the whistle thing i can't whistle
119:23
that was okay it wasn't good
119:27
i can't [ __ ] do it
119:32
how the [ __ ] does someone whistle a
119:34
little bit
119:36
i can't whistle
119:42
egg
119:47
i can't do it i was just i was taking
119:49
that was taking picture
119:51
a good girl should know to blow properly
119:54
[Music]
119:56
i can blow great i just can't look it's
119:58
because it's too small of my diameter
120:00
i'm really good when it's wider
120:02
diameters you know i can do that great
120:04
but can't do that that one that [ __ ]
120:07
hard
120:07
i can't do that
120:17
i can blow great i'm really good at it
120:21
what it what what is small by diameter
120:23
the the the whistle that you need to
120:25
make
120:30
i did a wider diameter and it worked
120:32
holy [ __ ]
120:33
wait did you hear that i did it once
120:38
what the [ __ ] did i do that i did it i
120:40
did
120:41
made mouth wider it worked
120:53
that was a whistle that was straight up
120:54
a whistle how the [ __ ] does that work
120:59
[ __ ] how does this [ __ ] work i kind of
121:01
did it i half did it
121:06
[ __ ] i can't do it anymore this sucks
121:08
this sucks so bad
121:09
let me turn off the noise let me send a
121:11
noise thingy
121:15
i can't do it this sucks i hate this
121:18
i hate this so much i hate this is
121:21
terrible
121:23
can't [ __ ] whistle blowers
121:27
in before passing out
121:33
i get it for a second phone boy blows
121:35
live on stream
121:38
what the [ __ ] sucking in whistle i've
121:41
heard that
121:42
happens once i can't do it
121:46
why i can't do it this sucks oh phil oh
121:48
did
121:49
phil end stream i don't know if you can
121:51
raid anyone if you're over like a
121:52
certain amount of viewers but
121:54
weird windy asmr yeah i can get it to
121:56
kind of sound like a blowing wind but
121:58
not a whistle
121:59
i can't do that
122:06
i did it i did it chad i did it i
122:08
whistled did you hear that i did it
122:11
i kind of did that back of tongue needs
122:13
to be high the tip low and the mouth
122:15
rounded with enough space for your
122:17
little finger
122:20
pack of tongue needs to be high
122:30
what it's a garbage tip i can't i can't
122:32
take air in
122:36
it's a shitty tip that's a bad tip i
122:38
can't do that
122:40
i can't do it i can't do that [ __ ] i
122:43
can't
122:44
there's a [ __ ] shitty tip dude the
122:46
tongue position affects the pitch
122:50
i can't [ __ ] do it it's just
122:52
difficult can't whistle
122:54
can you blow my will baby whistle baby
122:56
let me know
122:57
girl i'm gonna show you how to do it and
122:59
we start real slow you just put your
123:01
lips together and you come real close
123:04
can you blow my whistle baby whistle
123:06
baby here we go
123:07
here we go
123:10
[Music]
123:12
that's a good old 2000 song i like that
123:15
i remember that from my childhood i
123:17
remember that from high school discos
123:19
i remember it or the primary school
123:21
discos even
123:23
live from phil hey phil if you i feel
123:25
viewers
123:26
i know phil genuinely said hi or not but
123:29
hello phil
123:30
oh hello from phil's viewers
123:34
hi from filzer did filzer genuinely say
123:36
hi hello fellzer you're puckering too
123:37
much to whistle
123:39
the angle of your lips is important
123:44
what uh what do you mean puckering too
123:45
much i'm just
123:47
i'm not puckering much i'm just
123:51
i can't [ __ ] do a suffering punk this
123:53
sucks
123:54
i can't do it i can't do it chat this is
123:56
terrible
123:58
he told us to go support the stream we
123:59
want to ah
124:01
[Music]
124:04
how nice of your chat screen caps of
124:06
those mouth shapes will be on the nsfw
124:08
subreddit within a day
124:10
but like it's not an sfw thing
124:13
right there's nothing in my mouth it's
124:16
just a mouth shape
124:17
it's not a thing that personally that's
124:20
not my thing
124:22
you know it's not i don't feel like
124:23
that's nsfw no
124:26
i'm waiting until they can photoshop it
124:28
i'm waiting until there's a good
124:29
photoshop of it
124:30
i don't care do it there was a finger in
124:33
it a while ago
124:34
well yeah but that was like that didn't
124:36
look sexual of any
124:38
point did it no i don't know
124:41
top three hot tub streams pug let's go
124:43
wait there's another one that started
124:45
hold on i want to see is there another
124:47
one that started off
124:49
who is it who is above me who's above me
124:51
on the twitch hashtag under the what
124:54
hold on emma's item is streaming
124:59
it's just emo bimbo talks that's kind of
125:02
funny
125:02
okay let me go into my stream hot tubs
125:04
pools and beaches okay
125:06
no wait oh indie fox did oh look where
125:09
are we let's [ __ ] go i'm number two
125:12
baby
125:13
let's go i'm screwed though uh she's way
125:15
bigger than me i'm [ __ ]
125:16
but this was fine i even did the same
125:19
like emojis in the title
125:20
and then slowly make the opening smaller
125:22
and more rounded till you hear the sound
125:28
try exciting with your mouth open
125:29
[Music]
125:32
that [ __ ] didn't work i cannot whistle i
125:34
have even learned to whistle breathing
125:36
in and out you know what i can do [ __ ]
125:38
it no no i will actually impress you
125:39
with my talents
125:40
you know listen phil's the viewers stick
125:42
around let me show you a talent of mine
125:44
watch this
125:53
please let's do it let me and me and the
125:56
phils are viewers let's go
125:57
cocoa i want to see it in chat boys
126:03
okay tell me that's not cool that is
126:04
kind of cool
126:08
the battle cry
126:11
phil let me know if you want to learn
126:14
this
126:17
more like a train when you when you blow
126:19
it really hard you sound like a train
126:23
you know it's kind of cool i know
126:25
picture like the harry potter train your
126:27
head
126:28
so listen okay i want you to all picture
126:30
that harry potter train pulling in
126:35
and then it works or with the or an owl
126:40
oh goofed it i can't do it but yeah
126:44
that's my talent i like it
126:45
that's one thing i can do 5k lads here
126:48
we go no please
126:49
i just want to be the top uh twitch
126:52
streamer
126:53
i want to be the number one twitch i
126:55
want to be the top hot tub streamer at
126:56
some point oh no bud
126:58
she's at 6.4 k i'm screwed
127:01
i'm number two though i i beat ib exo
127:03
hydra
127:04
and [ __ ] go i'm on i am the i am one
127:07
of the top
127:08
hot tub streamers right now
127:13
solid this is good welcome chad um
127:17
would you like to new people would you
127:19
like to see my hot tub
127:20
viewers that have just came in i am in
127:23
the pools hot tubs and beaches category
127:24
would you like to see it
127:26
i feel like you haven't you should see
127:28
my hot tub
127:29
new guys well let me show you let me
127:32
let's film the girls count
127:34
i'm taking my feet out of my hot tub for
127:36
now what
127:37
5k viewers baby let's go okay
127:41
don't look at that
127:45
my hot tub one year bb kissing face
127:49
it's autumn it even says it on it hot
127:52
tub look at that
127:54
it's got it's got pink wallpaper on it
127:56
it's a hot tub
127:58
i looked up the rules for what counts as
127:59
a hot tub and that counts the hot tub
128:01
so hell yeah we are hot tub streaming
128:05
now boys
128:06
we're cooking with fire
128:09
i'm so scared of that thing i'm so
128:12
terrified of it falling over
128:18
because dude if that [ __ ] falls that is
128:20
like a lot of water as well
128:23
thought tub indeed bubbles please oh
128:25
dude we have a bubble maker and
128:26
everything
128:27
it's great i've just duct taped my
128:29
hairdryer
128:30
to a really long bendy straw look to the
128:34
new viewers and then i just put this in
128:36
the water
128:37
and then it just goes the hot tub is
128:40
scuffed
128:41
welcome and it makes bubbles
128:45
this is the best
128:49
try blowing into your palm while
128:50
touching your finder to your earlobe
128:53
waiting for the eating a banana stream
128:55
where you use a knife and fork
128:59
okay do what
129:03
try blowing i swear to god i look at
129:05
your goal and i look at your hot tub
129:07
f1 nn touching your finger
129:12
what am i confused i feel like i'm
129:16
confused
129:18
one month away bless you oh thank you
129:21
chat you're so nice to me
129:23
is that am i confused i feel like i'm
129:25
confused
129:27
press harder you mean the [ __ ] you the
129:30
fart noise it'll just make a fart noise
129:33
i knew that what you can do that way
129:35
don't do it with my [ __ ] hands hold
129:36
on
129:40
see do with your hands
129:43
i'm giving you so many things to try
129:46
okay holy [ __ ]
129:47
you need to try this thing basically let
129:49
me show you what you do you basically
129:50
just make your hands like
129:51
really tight at the end like put your uh
129:54
put your hands kind of like this
129:56
so it's almost like on the same line as
129:59
that
130:00
but then with a little bit you should be
130:01
able to see your finger a little bit
130:02
there
130:03
and then you should be able to like make
130:04
a cup there you just want to be able to
130:06
like
130:07
in fact you might be better off just
130:08
like putting it directly on your
130:10
directly on the on the crevice of your
130:12
fingers and then
130:14
go like that it's going to have a little
130:16
hole in it and you want to put your
130:17
thumbs like this so there's like a
130:19
really small thing
130:21
top lip on the top of your thumbs
130:24
and then you blow solid
130:30
education education with finn education
130:34
with a hoe with a dude i'm just looking
130:37
i'm just looking oh hey oh my god hello
130:41
hello chat
130:42
you've donated a hundred why do you want
130:44
your name what death metal where do you
130:46
want where do you want your name
130:48
let me know where do you want it
130:51
i feel like that do you think death
130:54
metal fact
130:54
he's a big viewer what do we thunk dmfc
130:58
do we do it do we do it on chest i feel
131:01
like chess would be good
131:03
because we've got a couple on thigh but
131:04
they donated like a thousand dollars
131:07
so what do you think on the bobs i can't
131:10
give you one that's a moyer's spot
131:12
am i donate like 250 dollars i can give
131:14
you chest
131:15
take it or leave it take it or leave it
131:17
chest please
131:19
the only issue is i've got to somehow
131:23
make this work take it or leave it
131:26
intense for chat hold on let's do it was
131:29
my rick roll
131:31
as a young girl rose was playing a game
131:33
of football when she was hit in the
131:35
throat oh my god
131:42
hell yeah i was uh when i was born
131:46
take it man a woman just take it
131:50
dude why is it you always have the long
131:52
the longest names
131:54
this sucks shall i try it from this side
131:57
this time and make it so you can read it
132:01
if i went that way okay it's this way
132:05
okay d um
132:09
e oh [ __ ]
132:14
capital a um
132:18
it's gotta be like how this oh
132:21
this sucks this is the worst
132:25
this is the worst name
132:29
what the [ __ ] this
132:32
sucks dee ah
132:35
this is like genuinely danny devito
132:38
genuinely cutting on my breathing
132:44
how the [ __ ] these dmfc i should have
132:47
done dmfc
132:49
death mfc yep
132:56
if
132:59
there we go we did it there we go dms
133:02
there we go
133:03
good lord
133:06
death metal fat cat got it if that's
133:08
what it takes to get on your chest put
133:10
me there too
133:12
you have too many letters and numbers
133:14
can i just write fdc
133:16
or something can i write fdc because
133:19
[ __ ] that name
133:21
it i don't know even if i'm able to
133:23
write that
133:26
i watched his youtube like two years ago
133:28
oh how times have changed
133:30
oh my god that's what i call him i know
133:34
i call him fdc
133:35
no but there's so much fight i don't
133:37
have i have room
133:39
but my god i could maybe do it with a
133:41
mirror i think i'm gonna need a mirror
133:42
for this
133:43
fdc is fine which one would you prefer
133:46
because i might be able to do it but
133:47
with a mirror
133:52
what do you think i don't want to scam
133:53
you i'm waiting on his chat response
134:00
which one would you prefer fdc it's just
134:03
so many [ __ ] letters
134:09
what i'm not hugely fussed okay [ __ ] it
134:12
it's fdc then
134:14
the only thing is i've got to learn to
134:15
write it backwards
134:17
f uh
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d
134:26
oh it's really scuffed
134:29
see solid
134:33
the f looks really tiny now there we go
134:36
fdc
134:37
got it d i'm waiting
134:40
i'm waiting for the day someone done it
134:42
i no i'm almost surprised no one's
134:44
donated with a scuffed user name yet
134:46
besides that one can you burp the
134:49
alphabet though no
134:50
canberra punkaman though are you high on
134:53
marker fumes yet
134:54
i've been high the entire time i that's
134:56
before i got on stream just
134:58
inhaled stuck it just one i had two of
134:59
these pens and now i only have one
135:01
that is how much i've smelt of it
135:06
okay this is solid
135:11
you know amaranth dude you're not amrat
135:13
help prove me wrong
135:15
oh [ __ ] tell me how can you prove that
135:18
i'm not amaranth
135:19
double d on your chest mate exactly
135:24
how can you prove that i'm not am
135:26
amaranth in training indeed
135:29
making those ds big what can i say
135:33
i like big d's
135:37
you are one hot lady honey also step on
135:40
me mommy
135:41
love and kisses thank you
135:46
never seen you two in the same room true
135:48
no one's ever seen me and amaranth in
135:49
the same discord oh god
135:52
this is a lot of fun to watch keck w
135:56
[Music]
136:03
i still like that it's my highlight okay
136:06
[ __ ] hell little chassis let me see
136:09
where i have spots available there
136:11
there this arm i think we got it there
136:14
and then i'm like out of space oh no i'm
136:16
not i've got space looked right there
136:17
would you prefer this one this one
136:22
lil chess
136:29
oh chess little chance of you
136:33
there you go that might be the neatest
136:35
name on my entire on my entire body
136:38
that might genuinely be the best done
136:39
one
136:41
next one put on your forehead the amount
136:43
of money the amount of money
136:45
butterfly knife or a hot dot tub indeed
136:48
i have a different i have a csgo one
136:49
and i have a regular one that i'm better
136:53
with
136:57
oh you got legs and feet true
137:01
how do you explain this to family oh my
137:04
god my dad's watching
137:05
hey dad i forgot about that i told him
137:08
that i was doing this
137:09
hey dad everyone in chat hey father hey
137:12
papa say hello to your boy
137:15
what's up my dad's watching this one i
137:18
think
137:19
hey dad [ __ ] like yeah but he's um
137:22
yeah i told him what i was gonna do and
137:24
i he was like i'll be i'll tune him for
137:26
that one i was like don't
137:28
and i'm gonna but he's always he's
137:30
usually here for my streams
137:31
like i showed him the tomahawk he was
137:33
like i saw when you opened that one
137:35
okay i didn't realize he was watching uh
137:38
but we had fun throwing it in the gun it
137:39
was very fun
137:40
me and my dad throwing the tomahawk
137:41
together that i got in the p.o box
137:44
supportive dad indeed are you winning
137:47
son dude it literally is that
137:49
we've had that exact moment before i
137:51
feel like like
137:52
on stream i think on the christmas
137:54
stream i he came in and he was like oh
137:58
so he walked into my room while i was
138:00
like dressed up in a
138:01
in like a mrs claus outfit and
138:05
that was that was that very fun
138:08
that's cute dude hello finn's father
138:10
dude he's great he's a good guy
138:13
mortgage paid off you underestimate how
138:15
much mortgages cost
138:18
houses are so expensive 21.8
138:21
how much have we made today in just i
138:24
i need to do this more holy [ __ ] how
138:27
much have we made today
138:30
let me find out is it like 2 000
138:33
because that's just nuts oh
138:38
it's like four holy [ __ ]
138:42
oh my god oh my god
138:46
oh my god what that stream
138:49
dad media stream you laugh you lose
138:52
dad's stream
138:54
we could do the the only issue is my
138:56
dad's bound to make a
138:58
a joke that's bad he's really big on
139:01
that
139:03
my dad's jokes are like just funny to
139:06
him
139:07
sorry dad but they are here
139:12
uh when is your next faction's 200 days
139:15
i don't know
139:16
i everyone got really annoyed when i
139:18
made the video because they were thought
139:19
i was jumping on a trend
139:21
so i'm not sure
139:25
now imagine an off account dude if if of
139:29
makes
139:29
[ __ ] four grand in a day i request
139:32
writer first refusal of the chester
139:34
region for future hot tub streams
139:38
my i request the first refuse wait
139:42
refusal refusal of the chester region
139:45
refusal you don't want it to be you
139:47
don't it's your dad
139:50
wait i'm confusion do you mean like you
139:52
wanna you wanna like
139:53
i'm just confused is your dad based um
139:58
my dad my dad's my yeah anyway my dad's
140:00
a funny guy
140:02
is your hair real it is real it's not a
140:04
wig it's genuinely real hair
140:06
it's a real hair i didn't grow the real
140:08
hair though i should say
140:10
i did um what's your coolest butterfly
140:11
knife trick i get distracted so easily
140:15
that one i don't know if you can tell
140:16
but it genuinely comes out of my hand
140:18
like it's i'm trying to do it slowly for
140:20
you let me just try
140:21
it slowly there you go it comes out my
140:24
hand
140:25
it spins around my thumb it's the only
140:26
like let me show you how
140:28
annoyingly easy it is to look cool like
140:30
this
140:33
that never left my hand once i was
140:35
always grabbing this
140:37
in one way or another but this one
140:40
leaves your hand
140:41
at that point you have like no control
140:43
over it so it's nifty
140:45
he's relying on momentum what was he
140:47
saying i was saying something
140:49
oh reusable reusable of chestal regions
140:52
deal however it's still going to cost
140:54
the same amount
140:56
uh hair extensions oh yeah sorry i
140:58
didn't grow them i i bought them from uh
141:00
from a lady
141:01
hot tub dad put them in my head hot tub
141:04
hell yeah
141:05
hot tub dad stream ah
141:09
[Music]
141:16
i feel like my name would take on an
141:18
interesting meaning if i made you write
141:20
it on your chest too
141:22
where's my milkshake
141:25
well milk shakes as well not even
141:27
milkshake
141:29
where's my milkshake right of first
141:32
refusal
141:33
you will offer it to me first before you
141:35
open it up to others
141:37
uh writer first refusal means you
141:41
offer it to me oh okay so i refuse it to
141:44
anyone else
141:45
and i give it to you right
141:49
it depends you got to be the first one
141:51
today i don't want to turn someone down
141:53
i don't want to give you a first refusal
141:55
but i will i will save a prime
141:57
spot for you i will save the prime
142:00
the prime like the perfect like over and
142:02
you know like that
142:04
you know i'll save that for you if we do
142:05
it again but god knows if we will
142:09
did you get a reply to join that mcc
142:11
group channel otherwise you won't get
142:12
into the next mcc
142:13
oh wait what oh yeah i've got to do that
142:17
i've got to do another form right
142:19
you have to fill out a form every time i
142:21
probably should do that
142:23
or do i
142:26
they haven't linked a new form i don't
142:28
think yeah they haven't linked a new
142:29
form so they're not open up yet
142:33
yeah they're not opened up yet so they
142:35
haven't done a new form
142:37
oh wait is that
142:41
yeah no they haven't done a new form yet
142:42
so it's fine usually you get added in it
142:45
in like an announcement for it so it's
142:47
fine
142:48
all good fam [ __ ]
142:51
okay yi he's a fan boy
142:54
do b remember this time i dude i did
142:57
remember i was
142:58
i was in it it was like well i mean i'm
143:00
on the i'm on the sheet where they were
143:02
like sorry we can't fit you in this
143:04
time like i i did apply i'm my name's on
143:07
the list of like backups
143:08
so me and like 10 other people were like
143:11
backups
143:12
they can't fit everyone in every time
143:13
i'm usually in like every second one
143:16
they usually they i've i haven't heard
143:18
of them doing like
143:19
they didn't come in this time and they
143:20
didn't come in the next time so usually
143:22
you're in the next one
143:23
juliet works nice invisible hot tub it's
143:26
down there
143:26
it's great no where's the tub on subbing
143:30
i keep needing to move it backwards bro
143:33
okay look at this
143:35
you know what [ __ ] it i got a better
143:36
idea i got a better idea one sec
143:38
don't look down my shirt let me lift you
143:40
up a hot tub
143:42
oh my god so my feet are now no longer
143:46
wait a second i just thought could i
143:48
just like here's the hot tub
143:50
so you can now get a better view of it
143:53
my hot tub it's got water
143:57
it's a tub it's relatively lukewarm
144:01
it's a hot tub
144:05
i it's homemade does my wait
144:08
is it my lower half and he's or can i
144:10
just sit here with like my fingers in
144:12
the water
144:15
am i am i now in a hot tub what is this
144:17
i'm not tossed anymore
144:19
am i in a drink it oh my god am i am i
144:22
now in a hot tub
144:23
does this count
144:27
that's definitely gonna fall i'm really
144:29
hoping it doesn't
144:30
jump into it dive straight ahead first
144:34
into it
144:35
what a great plan i'm not a member of
144:38
jackass though
144:40
bending the rules harder than your
144:41
gender i really want to know twitch's
144:44
decision on it
144:45
funnily enough
144:48
it would be kind of funny because if i
144:50
don't get banned and if no one
144:52
does anything about it i don't get a
144:53
warning then twitch is just saying you
144:56
can wear a bikini
144:57
as long as you've got one finger in a
144:59
glass of water
145:03
so i mean pog i guess
145:07
um and then you know that works
145:10
and if i do then like what's the
145:13
difference
145:14
because my hot tub wasn't big enough i
145:16
got banned
145:17
and i wore more clothes i don't know
145:20
i'll see either way the decision will be
145:22
funny
145:23
let me uh
145:28
if you plan on increasing the price walk
145:30
have you considered 420k
145:32
points for it i was going to put like a
145:34
million because so many people have like
145:36
a million oh look there's like multiple
145:38
people that have over a million points
145:43
so i'm not sure the zip tie dude
145:47
it's the only thing keeping this
145:48
somewhat stable just
145:50
barely behind a professional hot tub
145:52
streamer on your first
145:54
try maybe this won't be the last time
145:57
yeah we've got uh like an extra cup an
146:00
extra thousand viewers than we usually
146:02
have
146:02
so that's pretty dope um we've got an
146:06
extra
146:06
thousand people that i would have had on
146:08
a good stream so
146:10
pretty cool pretty pretty lit and epic
146:16
dude look at the thumbnail there's uh
146:20
look at the thumbnail oh my god it's
146:22
perfect
146:23
she's been gone for how long but look at
146:26
the amazing prime my inflatable hot
146:28
tube it's perfect it's perfect this is
146:31
all i ever wanted
146:33
i'm beating a lot of hot tub streamers
146:34
actually i'm doing pretty good
146:36
i'm doing pretty epic and yeah this guy
146:38
is like he's playing
146:39
what is this i don't know what he's
146:43
playing he's playing f oh is it rainbow
146:44
i was playing like rainbow six siege
146:46
over a png of art dub
146:48
this is just [ __ ] dudes at a beach
146:50
like
146:51
anyway video hang on [ __ ]
146:55
cool my mom thought my mum thought
146:57
you're a girl i laughed so hard
147:00
hell yeah what i sound really british
147:02
though
147:03
yeah if you expose the tub to uv
147:07
light to sterilize it you can take your
147:09
time selling off
147:10
50cc baggies of it why would i want to
147:13
sterilize it
147:16
that's the fun that's the fun of it
147:19
that's the big fun oh my god they're
147:22
doing it in a conflict do you just want
147:23
to
147:23
gamble are you gambling again coin flip
147:26
time heads or tails you're gambling
147:27
again aren't you
147:28
you're gambling again i don't support
147:30
this behavior
147:31
but i really want to see people lose
147:33
points heads or tails
147:35
i'm gonna vote
147:38
i'm gonna vote head because it's funnier
147:42
oh i can't participate that's upsetting
147:44
if i was going to vote i'd vote ahead
147:45
because it's funny
147:49
okay more channel points i don't have
147:52
any
147:53
finn you're stunning
148:00
there we go
148:05
stunning
148:09
oh my god i can't [ __ ] last donno i'm
148:12
empty kailyn wants to see your right
148:14
hand
148:20
hey uh it's kalyn
148:24
it's great it's kaelin
148:28
give head please please let that let the
148:31
votes be
148:32
it's over a million points in the gamble
148:34
now in the coin flip
148:36
oh so fun finn you're why you're a
148:39
prettier girl than me the [ __ ]
148:41
you know sometimes life just goes that
148:43
way sometimes guys just look prettier
148:45
than you
148:46
something you got to deal with can't all
148:47
be 11's out of tens
148:52
jesus christ so yeah
148:56
god [ __ ] lord what i've seen amaranth
148:58
stream for how long
148:59
does she usually stream for wait how
149:02
long do they usually stream for
149:05
a professional hot tub streamer only
149:07
wants 500
149:08
for your name on their forehead you're a
149:11
high-class streamer
149:13
oh oh wait a pre
149:16
ah i did i said 500 and then i was like
149:19
2 000
149:20
because someone could just donate like a
149:23
[ __ ] or something
149:25
like wouldn't that be something yes
149:28
let's go
149:28
rigged oh god what was it
149:31
what was it what was it what was it i
149:33
didn't see it it hasn't ended for me
149:40
tails oh that's garbage i would have
149:43
lost points on that as garbage
149:45
gg though i'm sorry i influenced some of
149:48
you to vote heads
149:50
it was funny that way it was tails
149:53
good old uk coin flip 50p indeed
149:56
okay i'm going on oh my god i'm on the
149:59
reddit
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i'm checking the reddit which is never a
150:02
good idea
150:04
okay there we go i've now got oh this is
150:06
a two-minute clip i'm not watching a
150:07
two-minute clip what about this one
150:09
banana real slowly holy [ __ ]
150:12
oh that was that yeah they donated a
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thousand dollars that was pretty epic
150:16
thank you so close to being right the
150:19
[ __ ]
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laptop it's good it's so good
150:24
oh my god everyone was just hyped about
150:26
the [ __ ] hot tub
150:31
please can continue continue to
150:32
subscribe
150:35
programmers probably form the the
150:36
biggest group among finn sims
150:38
yeah you're every time i was speaking
150:39
about python you all started spamming
150:41
which ones you could
150:42
write maybe maybe the meme's true
150:46
the meme's true about programmers we're
150:48
all just fanboys online
150:51
the perfect upgrade oh what the [ __ ]
150:54
that's cool
150:55
i'm in forza now hell yeah that's sick
151:01
finn season eight part two official
151:03
posters
151:04
oh the [ __ ] oh the street oh god
151:08
yeah i made a lot of people mad we're
151:10
gonna be painting the room at some point
151:11
i gotta
151:12
wait for them everyone knew i agreed
151:14
that i paint my room pink
151:16
my bedroom pink and i've been delaying
151:18
it for six months
151:20
um that's fine
151:26
whoopsie
151:28
still waiting for some mad ellie oh wait
151:30
what some mad lad to amazon prime you an
151:33
inflatable hot tub i wouldn't be
151:34
surprised
151:36
i wouldn't be surprised i mean yeah
151:41
oh look they voted yeah they voted i
151:43
even i voted a large bucket
151:44
yeah i vo dude it was a bucket a cup of
151:48
water
151:49
or a kiddie pool and a kiddie pool won
151:51
out uh just second place was a cup of
151:53
water he dumps on himself
151:55
and then no one guessed an actual hot
151:57
tub or a bathtub because i've said it
151:59
down on a bathtub
152:01
hot tub stream predictions everyone was
152:03
guessing on what the [ __ ] it was gonna
152:04
be
152:08
time machine meme women were the women
152:10
with a time machine i'm your
152:11
granddaughter really
152:13
then with a time machine i stream and
152:15
muddle from
152:16
programming
152:19
oh you poor naive child you poor naive
152:21
dum-dum
152:23
upgrade oh the second upgrade meme [ __ ]
152:26
it wasn't even that dude the reality was
152:28
so much better imagine if
152:30
this would have been way better than oh
152:32
my god and it
152:33
i've disappointed you so much that's
152:36
what they all thought was gonna happen
152:38
and it's worse good lord man anyway
152:42
the reddit's going well how long does
152:44
that run to usually stream for i knew i
152:45
asked this but i
152:46
completely didn't take check didn't
152:48
check chat
152:50
how much for a hot hot tube dump no
152:54
i won't i won't i won't give you
152:56
thousands of dollars in damages just for
152:58
fun
152:59
so you can see some water spill on a
153:01
floor no
153:03
10 hours well the difference is with her
153:06
she doesn't have to
153:07
tuck um so that's
153:10
worse 12 hours
153:13
[ __ ] hell that's insane
153:18
then again she's just in like she's
153:19
wearing like nothing that's like the
153:20
most comfortable thing
153:21
she's wearing like a bikini and then you
153:24
don't know that that is true
153:26
she does it rip but then again you
153:29
couldn't really
153:30
she might she might we don't know wait
153:33
no she does have an off
153:35
she hasn't only she hasn't only finns
153:38
someone knows that she
153:39
do what portion of the audience works in
153:43
computer science related jobs
153:46
programmer dream exactly she's
153:48
practically noted does she
153:50
anyhow um you don't have to talk
153:53
i do and i [ __ ] i could untuck but
153:56
i'm just never gonna stand up again
153:58
is that fine i'll do that i'm so down to
154:01
do that
154:02
you want to do that can we do that i
154:04
feel like we should do that or would it
154:05
be really good for me to untuck
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no
154:16
no thanks no thanks just keep talking
154:19
yeah
154:20
[ __ ] nope shush stuff
154:23
that i'll i'll carry on going but
154:25
believe me this is what i you remember i
154:27
said like
154:28
oh i'll make it up to you the fact that
154:30
i didn't i didn't do the
154:32
paint bob check it's fine we're all good
154:36
look that's like fully like a cleavage
154:39
like there look at this one right
154:41
like that's like fully [ __ ] that's
154:44
nuts
154:44
they look so realistic and they're not
154:46
um i'm just moving around my pecs
154:49
yeah uh realism 100.
154:56
kiddie pool next hot tub streams it just
154:59
keeps getting like a bigger one and a
155:00
bigger one
155:02
i don't know i'd fill it up but this one
155:04
was easy i could just fill it up and
155:05
bring it in here
155:07
but ah review your wiki to be a page
155:10
i've already seen it and it is
155:12
awful they're like oh your most known
155:14
thing was from skeppy
155:15
really the skeppy video has like a
155:18
hundred thousand views and then the
155:19
average like random skyblock video gets
155:21
like triple that
155:22
uh i'm very very well known from scapu
155:26
anyway um release the croissant oh god
155:30
i'm i'll i will stay tucked until the
155:32
end of the stream but i'm not
155:34
uh even uh i'm not staying tucked for
155:36
like
155:37
ever not for not until tonight that was
155:39
one time [ __ ] that
155:40
good lord you should set up a camera and
155:43
stream
155:44
and start streaming in your yard and
155:46
then you could have a proper hot tub
155:47
stream but
155:48
i don't want to be i don't know if
155:50
you've ever been a part of british
155:51
weather
155:52
it just rains it'd be not good dolly oh
155:55
god
155:55
dolly's not here right dolly's not here
155:59
right
156:00
dude how do you talk with tape i don't
156:02
talk with [ __ ] tape i took with uh
156:04
this thing called um on uh
156:08
uh unclockable or something
156:14
i'm not taking history hasn't been
156:17
around for a couple days yeah
156:18
i miss dolly uh tuck it indeed
156:21
not superglue my god a gaff
156:24
pig in the gaff absolutely fat
156:29
pig in the gaff check out the school
156:32
uniform on reddit
156:34
no no the [ __ ] you're not a girl
156:37
welcome to my streams buckaroo
156:41
what school outfit what uniform school
156:44
uniform outfit
156:46
i'm refreshing paige i don't see [ __ ]
156:49
but
156:49
wait watch one i don't see it
156:51
[Music]
156:53
i'm scrolling bro i'm not seeing
156:54
anything may i have a name
156:57
i'm not saying anything i'm not writing
157:00
that up
157:01
well it's i don't know if you read this
157:03
giant big sign up there
157:05
but it is 50 and also please do not
157:08
make me write single daddy on myself
157:11
that would be good knife check which one
157:12
i've got so many
157:14
look please any other name
157:18
screw uniform already i have no you
157:19
haven't put there was no one there's no
157:21
uniform on reddit by the way
157:23
um gender not found how long you're
157:25
gonna stream i'm not sure i'm just kind
157:27
of vibing when i get bored i'll stop
157:36
makeup check makeup's pretty pog i think
157:38
that dude it's the thing i've now got
157:40
eyeshadow on so people
157:41
guys can actually tell that i'm wearing
157:43
makeup now dance for single oh god yeah
157:45
i forgot about that
157:46
all right
158:00
[Music]
158:05
i don't know i just needed a second
158:07
thing so we turned it was a rick roll
158:08
it's perfect
158:10
you're legit one-fifth of the category
158:12
of hot tub streamers let's go
158:14
yeah there's like 25 000 people and i'm
158:16
one-fifth let's go
158:18
uh i think this is from the reddit ah
158:20
let's see
158:21
[Music]
158:22
is it a while ago or four days ago just
158:25
ensuring a nice whole number again oh
158:27
and
158:27
rose here have some pie how's your life
158:31
going i mean
158:31
are you eating well you're so slender
158:34
these days
158:35
150 [ __ ] dollars
158:39
they want no pounds they want a hundred
158:41
and fifty pounds for this
158:44
what
158:50
buy a hundred and fifty pounds worth of
158:52
some shitty
158:54
what god no
158:57
god no why would i do that also why
159:00
would i wear a school outfit
159:02
it's not even like a fun school outfit
159:04
it's like a traditional what the [ __ ]
159:05
the point of that
159:06
it's not even fun
159:12
don't even like it i made a poll on the
159:13
reddit to see what portion of us work in
159:16
comp psi
159:19
me this is computer science i
159:21
technically deal a lot with computers
159:24
and i'm very smart
159:26
[Music]
159:27
unemployed unemployed perfect
159:31
i'm unemployed oh never mind i have
159:34
gained employment
159:35
i was doing a pup lost ghost
159:38
my guy i need space holy [ __ ]
159:42
um there right there
159:45
this is the perfect spot right there all
159:48
right there
159:49
let's see let's go here
159:53
let's go there lost ghost 101031
160:00
oh [ __ ] i need like my concentration
160:02
music one second
160:25
holy [ __ ]
160:27
[Music]
160:29
hey we did it my concentration music
160:31
paid off
160:33
22k let's go
160:37
let's [ __ ] go oh my god
160:41
i don't know if this is a good thing hey
160:43
it's a good night kiss
160:45
you can and you know what you can get a
160:47
rick roll as well
160:49
[Music]
160:52
my poor microphone and bob's holy [ __ ]
160:58
was it your intention to speed run the
161:00
donno goal
161:02
no
161:02
[Music]
161:09
i like that [ __ ] it's cool it's a funky
161:11
dance i like it
161:14
no it was not i thought i'd get like
161:16
listen
161:17
i unironically i thought i'd get like
161:19
max 10
161:21
because that's like 500 i was like okay
161:24
10 different people because what i
161:25
thought would happen was like okay
161:27
so like i'm going through all the things
161:28
i was like okay who's donates a lot
161:30
okay let's say if all those guys donated
161:32
there's like 10 big donators that donate
161:34
like 50
161:34
and over pull them down it'd be like 10
161:37
maybe a little bit
161:39
not [ __ ] i'm like covered
161:54
it's not 50 but you know what i'll do
161:56
let me find you i thought you were there
162:00
there's a goddamn moth in my [ __ ]
162:02
room you're dead all in a second forgot
162:06
thank you chat for voting to tell rose
162:08
to write my name on her chest
162:13
i caught it again did anyone see that
162:15
that was [ __ ] cool
162:17
did i caught it again i don't know i
162:20
have toilet paper i just figured this
162:21
would be the thing to kill a moth with
162:23
i threw it at it and i missed
162:28
sus i always have it because i always
162:30
get like uh it's like a runny nose in
162:31
the morning
162:33
i it's gone i've lost the goddamn moth
162:35
i'm gonna do like an
162:36
x2 chassis i'm gonna do like times two
162:39
vegetarian kills animals moths moth the
162:41
one lamp
162:43
and then i'll do little squared
162:47
there you go a little squared on chassis
162:52
a runny nose uh
162:59
we'll see sorry i've got like [ __ ]
163:02
my my it's hard i'm trying to kill a
163:04
moth but also
163:06
i don't want to i don't want to let
163:07
everyone know my illusion
163:09
that i'm not really a woman do you
163:12
reckon anyone will figure it out chat
163:15
do you think anyone would have figured
163:16
out that i'm not a real uh real woman
163:20
yet
163:22
no i don't think so either i think i'm
163:25
putting up a really good facade
163:27
probably not no
163:34
it's now canon 42 gets the name
163:39
[Music]
163:49
want that longer i don't want to get
163:52
dmca so i'm going to keep it there
163:54
moth dead it's not dead it's alive it
163:57
just hasn't gone up yet
163:58
with all due respect your hair looks
164:01
separate from your extensions recently
164:04
yeah that's because i'm the one i've
164:06
i've been the one straightening it
164:08
and i'm not good at it what i should
164:10
really do is
164:11
purposely call my dad over and be like
164:13
hey could you
164:14
could you straighten my hair because i
164:16
don't know how but like now
164:20
could you really tell now i mean i think
164:23
it looks like pretty much
164:25
not like extensions if i do that and you
164:27
can kind of tell those differences in it
164:28
that's because whoa i haven't strained
164:30
it properly
164:32
but
164:35
they can't really tell it's just like a
164:37
sometimes it do
164:38
sometimes it do
164:42
250 for chest 50 for arm 1k for cake
164:46
indeed if anyone donates a thousand
164:48
dollars like someone already did
164:50
then you get a name right hold on you
164:52
got a name right there
164:56
so just in case you uh just in case
164:58
you're a an oil tycoon
165:01
and you really want to see fanboy cake
165:05
hit me up bill gates i'm here for you
165:12
your hair looks so much better without
165:14
the extensions
165:16
[Music]
165:17
did you throw a tomahawk i did many
165:19
times very fun
165:21
i mean it's arguable it's arguable but i
165:25
don't know
165:27
bill gates single again damn right isn't
165:29
he wearing extensions i am
165:31
i mean i think that it's it's arguable
165:34
because like i when i when i was on
165:36
stream with them i would i had them
165:38
straightened you know stuff like that
165:39
it's like peak of the hair but like with
165:41
this this is just like barely any effort
165:43
out the shower just quickly straightened
165:44
it right
165:46
but with before i like got my dad
165:47
straight and i did a good job of it you
165:49
know it's harder but like
165:51
also i feel like i'd be scamming a
165:52
little bit if i just stopped doing
165:54
extensions so i'm not sure
166:00
is the donation picture a close-up of
166:01
preston it is first person to spot it
166:04
like outright without asking yes it is
166:06
it's a close-up picture of preston plays
166:08
it's very funny
166:09
i wonder if he knows that i i i've
166:12
just had it as that i've just never
166:14
changed it no one like cares that much
166:16
so i just kept it as preston plays going
166:20
in like he was rapping or something and
166:22
i zoomed in on his face through all of
166:23
it
166:24
very fun finn have you got a fun fact
166:41
did you know that there are planets out
166:42
there that don't orbit a star
166:44
they're like still capable of everything
166:47
right
166:47
but there are planets out there that
166:49
don't orbit a star and because they
166:51
don't orbit a star
166:52
there is no light on them none
166:55
you're sure there are chunks of rocks
166:57
but they're planets rogue planets indeed
166:59
there is no light on them no light
167:03
at all like they're like no light
167:06
it's great so you can see stars but
167:09
there's
167:09
stars don't really give you a lot of
167:10
light fun fact it's just like little
167:12
points in the sky
167:13
they have no [ __ ] light on them
167:17
which is an interesting thing dark mode
167:19
planets indeed
167:20
you would never be able to see anything
167:22
it's nuts so
167:25
if you think of it like this
167:33
when groups of planets uh they're all
167:36
connected and they all orbit around a
167:37
star and they all
167:38
have one common you know orbiting thing
167:41
one source of light
167:43
then there's lights on those planets and
167:44
everyone uh ev
167:46
all nature uh life pops up and everyone
167:49
has a fun time on those planets
167:51
they're supportive of life and they're
167:52
beautiful places to see
167:54
but
167:57
a rogue planet a planet orbiting no star
168:01
no other planets around it help it help
168:03
it and guide it
168:04
it has no light on it i imagine that
168:06
would be a lot harder to live on
168:08
so make sure you say thanks to your
168:11
friends today
168:11
make sure you say i love you to your
168:13
parents because you know without them
168:15
there wouldn't be much light would there
168:25
you get one heartfelt moment you get one
168:27
heartfelt moment
168:28
yeah one moment of like some r and then
168:31
it's straight to a rick roll
168:33
you get one thing
168:36
get one heartfelt moment from finn a
168:38
year
168:42
there we go uh
168:45
what is your fa fanboy finance tip of
168:47
the day uh don't give a thousand dollars
168:50
to uh hot tub streamers and they don't
168:52
even have real boobs
168:54
i don't and
169:02
um [ __ ] fanboy finance tip of the day
169:06
um [ __ ] or whatever
169:09
foot photo infants to nsfw your actual
169:12
foot or a clever imitation
169:14
feet people need to know i don't know i
169:17
don't think i am on that reddit let me
169:19
see um
169:23
however i've showed feet so many times
169:28
it's mine
169:31
i feel called out that's my one that's
169:35
funny
169:35
i don't know why that's nsfw that's just
169:38
funny hey guys are you okay with seeing
169:39
feet
169:41
look at this
169:43
[Music]
169:46
it was valentine's day finance why not
169:49
eat girl economics capper
169:54
holding hands it's so romantic for
169:56
valentine's day
170:00
oh my god
170:03
uh fanboy finance want to eat why not
170:05
e-girl economics
170:06
dude there's we've had so many different
170:08
names but i think femboy finance is so
170:09
much funnier
170:10
i'll leave e-girl economics to like um i
170:13
don't know peach jazz
170:15
um she could do it better or like emma
170:18
um but anyway
170:19
or no [ __ ] you know who do that great
170:21
who's great with money over
170:23
emmy okay should be great my life was
170:25
like a road planet until i recounted
170:27
your bringing light to orbit
170:29
indeed oh oh
170:33
it's such a good quote for me so good
170:35
anyway um
170:37
or juicy why are you good fanboy finance
170:39
we need to get like a fight
170:40
fanboy finance channel up or just talk
170:43
about like the stock market and [ __ ]
170:45
you know different crypto currencies um
170:49
how's the housing market and its effect
170:51
on
170:52
uh stability you know [ __ ] like that you
170:55
know it'd be so good
170:56
i could do fanboy finance i could i
170:58
could probably nail that
170:59
there's fanboy finance and twitter no
171:02
way
171:06
oh my god there is oh my god it's got
171:08
6000 followers oh my god it's 18 plus
171:11
um oh god
171:14
let's see i want to see some
171:19
i want to see some finance
171:22
there's no finance on this [ __ ]
171:31
there's no finance tips on fanboy
171:33
finance
171:34
this is so [ __ ] garbage there is not
171:37
a single one it's all memes
171:40
it's all just memes i can't even show it
171:43
because it's some of it's nfl dude
171:47
i'm upset oh my god that was a penis
171:53
i saw a penis i don't like that there's
171:56
no finance on this
172:00
i came to i came here expecting
172:02
financial advice
172:03
and i saw a dick and balls what the [ __ ]
172:06
fanboy twitter please help
172:10
what is up with you we are all just
172:11
rogue planets who have found a star to
172:18
[Music]
172:26
orbit
172:28
fair enough dude i came became expecting
172:31
financial advice i
172:32
came expecting grain stefan uh do you
172:35
know the more
172:36
the more cheese you have the less you
172:37
have
172:40
no what i'm so confused
172:44
fun fact uh you should go to youtube and
172:47
search 19 days don't really wanna what
172:49
the [ __ ]
172:50
what i love you oh god i don't know uh
172:53
um are you a dude what makes you think
172:56
that
172:58
what makes the hey guys hey boys this
173:00
guy thinks i'm a man
173:01
this guy thinks this guy these little
173:02
dumbass thinks i'm i'm i'm not a woman
173:05
this dumbass thinks i'm i'm i'm a man
173:07
what an idiot
173:08
what a dumb dumb little dumb i'm the
173:11
height of femininity
173:12
how dare you even say even slightly
173:14
anything else to me
173:16
i am the height of femininity i'm
173:19
um what is what is i don't even know
173:22
what a man
173:22
is i've never seen a dick and bulls in
173:25
my entire life
173:27
i'm the womanliest woman there is
173:31
bob check [ __ ] thanks you're a manly man
173:35
i'm a woman no chat why does chat keep
173:38
calling me a manly man
173:43
i'm just uh just just a whammon is that
173:45
a zip tie yes
173:47
what is the zip tie it's like so this is
173:50
this is supposed to go just over the
173:52
back
173:52
and like straight like the like these
173:54
straps here but i've got them like
173:55
in the middle so this doesn't fall down
173:58
all the time even though it still is
174:02
dick and balls are a myth created by the
174:05
dickenball is a myth created by the
174:07
leftists by the liberals
174:11
there is only woman conservatives want
174:15
you to believe the truth
174:16
that every every gamer leave no gamer
174:20
leave no gamer funny
174:23
all gamers are women but none of them
174:26
were born women
174:27
they were all like me they're all
174:29
fanboys every gamer is a fanboy prove me
174:31
wrong
174:31
you can't awesome every gamer is a
174:34
fanboy or a soon-to-be fanboy
174:36
prove me wrong liberals aren't leftists
174:39
it's almost like that's the point of the
174:40
joke
174:42
are you using a voice changer to lower
174:44
your voice
174:45
if that is your real voice then it is
174:47
still awesome yes you are super hots and
174:49
one of the funniest girls on twitch
174:54
i am no this is my real real voice if
174:56
you need extra proof thumb
175:03
you know like i'm good manly man finster
175:07
based
175:09
oh god my [ __ ] fake tits are showing
175:11
oh no
175:12
if you needed more proof every time i
175:15
breathe
175:16
out every time i breathe out they like
175:19
go down i think that's the thing
175:24
that's a long name what a great stream
175:26
to catch for my first donation
175:30
where should we put you where should we
175:32
put you
175:33
where do i have this space [ __ ]
175:36
flexing where do i have the space to put
175:37
you
175:38
like i come right there let's do it
175:42
let's do it right on the bicep bro oh
175:45
i gotta tense while i do this uh
175:48
sinister supernova
175:55
venus
175:57
[Music]
176:05
um this makes it so difficult
176:10
so
176:17
nova oh my god
176:23
that was awful i did it though that was
176:26
so
176:26
my handwriting is terrible but i did it
176:29
let's go nice tits bro
176:31
hell yeah uh is this this just an excuse
176:34
to flex your muscles yeah
176:35
it's the gun show are you kidding me
176:44
let's go it's the gun show macho man
176:49
by the way it's a bb gun it's not a real
176:51
gun just looks like one
176:52
it's a prop very cool 5513 so far the
176:57
stream
176:58
is that true i feel like it's not
177:02
i was right it's not it's the same thing
177:04
but four thousand not five thousand
177:06
it's five it's four 4662 actually
177:10
but still
177:13
tense for me woman i've got you fam
177:18
wait that's correct my bobs
177:22
[Music]
177:34
got it easy peasy welcome to it holds
177:36
gun welcome to america
177:40
welcome to america it's not a real gun
177:41
it's bb gun welcome to england
177:43
where we can only own bb gun there's by
177:46
the way completely nothing not even co2
177:48
in it so
177:51
it's a prop
177:55
jew that is a laundry marker and will
177:57
stain your skin
177:58
how how can you tell it's whatever
178:01
marker it is from
178:01
that because it's not it's a whiteboard
178:03
marker and if i
178:10
this line
178:18
fine it's a whiteboard marker i don't
178:20
know
178:22
whoa there i am indeed uh the donor came
178:25
from dadster
178:27
danster it's not good lord it's not
178:30
it's not a laundry mark it's a
178:32
whiteboard pen
178:34
dum-dum idiot it says it on the side
178:38
dad's an idiot dumbass he's not smart
178:41
enough to figure out
178:42
how to he's not internet savvy enough to
178:46
figure out
178:47
how to donate to me i promise you
178:49
because i know that he would have just
178:50
donated with his name
178:51
if he did uh it's gonna suck if you use
178:55
the sharpie yeah that's why it's green
178:57
like i would have done a black one but
178:59
no it did
179:01
the only only black pen i had was a
179:02
sharpie and i didn't want to do that
179:04
you got a [ __ ]
179:14
you want to um
179:22
do you want to do what do you do do i
179:25
have [ __ ] and ball
179:26
do uh
179:29
don't uh do i um i don't know shan
179:32
i don't i don't know i don't know chant
179:35
do i i i i wanna i wanna
179:36
i wanna prove it but i i do
179:42
of nowhere it's just [ __ ]
179:45
you know
179:49
oh i hit my phone let's go oh lemaio
179:53
what's going on
179:55
terrible things terrible things
179:58
ah doesn't have a [ __ ] just
180:03
oh metaphorically no
180:07
where's the hot tub stream oh god do i
180:09
need to keep showing everyone the hot
180:10
tub
180:12
ah do i have one it's just like
180:16
it's just [ __ ] whoa
180:20
it's a surprise my god
180:23
i don't think i could hide that under
180:24
the skirt my my best concealer carry
180:28
oh boy what's that you may ask
180:33
oh uh is that a is that a gun in your
180:37
pocket or are you just pleased to see me
180:39
it's a [ __ ] gun that's what it is
180:42
i was right the first time
180:49
twirl the skirt now my mother walked in
180:55
my mother walked in finally a bulge uh
180:58
what do you mean finally you could have
181:00
if if the if chat demanded if chad
181:03
didn't demand that i was like tucked at
181:05
all times then i you would have seen a
181:07
bulge more
181:07
but no chance of god damn they pay my
181:10
bills and they're just allowed to tell
181:11
me what to do apparently
181:13
uh packing some serious firepower
181:15
exactly
181:17
nine millimeters if you know what i mean
181:27
it's uh one hell of a round 22
181:31
22 short if you if you know what i mean
181:36
we need to set up a tuck month god no
181:38
god did i you couldn't pay me enough
181:40
if dude doing this like once every day
181:43
or every other day
181:44
for like a few hours for a stream is the
181:46
max i've got
181:52
silence wench i'm trying to find it
181:55
tumblr
181:59
and if you choose the 30 subscription
182:01
you get silence wedge
182:04
i do not wish to be horny anymore
182:06
[Music]
182:08
i just want to be happy
182:19
so deep so deep so deep
182:22
oh we've got the voice laid out for that
182:24
i kind of want to make something for
182:25
that
182:26
yeah the custom thing i wanted to set up
182:28
a custom thing so it would literally
182:30
play this the this voice and if you
182:33
choose
182:33
that one because you can get that as a
182:35
text-to-speech voice it's great
182:37
is that a nine inch block
182:41
nine meters
182:49
how big is an inch
182:58
why are you laughing at me
183:01
look down oh
183:04
oh god
183:09
oh god that was good well done
183:13
well done hey you're gorgeous thanks
183:16
uh that's pretty epic oh thank you just
183:19
look down finn yeah yeah
183:20
you're so funny chat you're so hilarious
183:24
finn on his jay schlatter with the gun
183:26
i'm almost convinced jay schlatt is
183:28
constantly
183:28
he also has just the bb gun i'm not
183:31
convinced that it's a real firearm
183:34
i'm not convinced i've met the guy i
183:38
don't think i don't
183:38
i don't know man he doesn't strike me as
183:40
the type
183:42
well maybe
183:47
what are your pronouns anything i don't
183:50
care
183:53
ah an inch is 1 12 of a foot
183:57
how much is that in like an american
183:59
measurement like tell me how much it is
184:01
in like
184:02
mcdoubles you know some [ __ ] like that
184:04
how much is an inch in
184:06
pancake stacks how many pancakes equal
184:08
an inch
184:16
[Music]
184:17
we got various answers here never seen
184:20
another cross-dresser feel
184:22
compelled to prove their masculinity
184:24
every single stream
184:25
almost like he's trying to convince
184:27
himself a chat
184:32
i don't need to prove myself when i look
184:34
this good so glock continues
184:35
man like them blocking balls
184:39
clock and balls glock and ball torture
184:43
[Music]
184:49
six months sadly i haven't caught a
184:52
stream in can i get
184:53
just that clipped of me saying
184:55
glockenball torture and then dancing
184:57
with a rickroll
184:58
but with no context
185:02
i just want that as a clip
185:05
glock and ball torture and then dance
185:07
with the ricoh it'd be perfect
185:09
it's a good clip
185:12
glock and ball torture and then i grab
185:15
the glock and dance it's great
185:17
pew pew [ __ ] i'm very bad at
185:19
math hell yeah
185:21
me too buddy you just need to uh
185:24
as long as you know um your mom's debit
185:27
card information that you can input
185:30
into the into the donate button it's
185:31
fine i dropped the knife
185:34
um also extensions are the perfect
185:36
colors
185:38
they're actually really good for them
185:41
for my
185:44
because i've had to do them so many
185:46
times my hair person
185:48
has like had loads of practice and that
185:50
because i keep getting them redone
185:52
so she's like you've you've been my most
185:54
worked on client
185:56
ever purely because i have to keep
185:58
coming in and out and getting new hair
185:59
and like taking this out putting it back
186:01
in
186:01
she does she works with me more than
186:04
anyone else because we see each other
186:05
twice
186:06
four times a month and she usually these
186:09
types of extensions
186:10
that like pretty much permanently in
186:12
your head you take them out
186:13
once every like six to ten months
186:17
and you don't even take them out you
186:18
just move them up so it's like
186:21
you know i give her a lot of work though
186:24
it's pretty dope
186:25
pretty lit have you had laser or
186:27
electrolysis
186:28
because you don't have any facial or
186:29
body hair i just shave
186:31
i just shave i haven't had any laser or
186:33
electrolysis because i want to grow a
186:35
beard
186:35
at some point even though i find it kind
186:36
of dumb now
186:38
two two two two two two two eight eight
186:41
eight
186:42
eight oh no it's eight nine
186:45
the maths no it's ruined by one number
186:50
[Music]
186:52
ah looking through the hot tub category
186:55
yep you have the smallest bulge
187:00
what what
187:04
what what boy
187:09
you tell me that she has a a larger
187:11
bulge than me
187:13
you're gonna tell me that right to my
187:14
goddamn face that's upsetting
187:16
i need that wheel i need a wheel i need
187:18
to make a whole room
187:19
it's just for a hot tub
187:23
hello bulge wtf is this with alfred
187:26
voice
187:27
and also can you put your feet in hot
187:29
tub
187:34
12 months it's so much colder than it
187:36
was and i thank you for this is no
187:38
longer a hot tub
187:40
this is cold this is just cold water
187:44
[ __ ] oh well the tucking got easier
187:52
that worked can i get a michael meme
187:56
dance i need to get you
188:00
my foot there's no wait meme
188:03
i don't know what this is just you mean
188:05
just like the [ __ ] i got just the
188:06
michael
188:07
just the one michael clip where's
188:09
michael i don't have a michael clip i
188:11
don't know what the [ __ ] it is
188:12
everyone else has a link to this michael
188:14
clip that i don't but you can't if
188:17
you can't you can have a temporary rick
188:19
roll
188:20
me and michael yeah i i think i know
188:23
that but it's it's edited differently
188:25
and i don't know how to find the clip
188:26
yeah cold tub
188:29
you got to heat it up before you got
188:31
back dude it's a
188:32
it's a hot tub thank you stuff
188:36
i meant of the menu not even competition
188:39
video unavailable this video is private
188:41
stuff i meant of the menu not even
188:45
competition
188:46
oh right hold on
188:49
is that there aren't any men doing it
188:52
there aren't any men doing it look
188:53
they're all all women there's this video
188:56
but it's just like a [ __ ]
189:00
it's just like a gif essentially of that
189:03
looping
189:06
where's the guys i want to see men in
189:08
hot tubs
189:09
where's a man let's [ __ ] go
189:14
you know how many times a day like
189:16
you're allowed to renegotiate your
189:18
subscription split wait is he just
189:21
reviewing his old footage
189:24
he's not even in the hot tub he's just
189:27
review he's just like
189:28
put a clip up also yeah he does have a
189:31
it is it [ __ ] this has got this is this
189:34
is
189:34
this what [ __ ] content is this here's
189:37
a good beard
189:38
it's just like reviewing a video clip
189:45
been in chat for a while i may
189:46
eventually add it as like a channel
189:48
point reward so a certain
189:50
tin can but i have it set right now so
189:53
pretty much um
189:56
uh it's for it's just for people who
190:00
i can't see as bulge i can't vouch
190:04
but you know what pretty pretty dope
190:07
this is quality content i swagger souls
190:10
has gone down a
190:11
an odd route swagger please
190:18
oh my god swagger souls please i thought
190:20
that the other one
190:21
i thought that the epic snp would be
190:24
good for you but
190:25
i didn't know that you'd fall off this
190:27
much after you stopped
190:29
swagger dude should collab
190:32
indeed scuffed swagger souls he's
190:35
sitting in a tin can
190:38
idiot in a tin can
190:42
so i could be looking hot though
190:43
swankier um
190:47
he do be he swagger is it's his helmet
190:50
man
190:51
it's just so attractive that's not
190:54
swagger souls that's
190:56
cool course what dm me about knife's
191:00
queen
191:00
i like you i want to buy you something
191:03
dude anything
191:05
get me any [ __ ] knife i i
191:08
the one that i really want is the
191:11
spyderco
191:11
spidey chef and you can't get him in the
191:14
uk anymore
191:15
but the spyderco spidey chef my guy
191:18
please
191:19
if anyone wants to buy me that [ __ ]
191:21
knife it is a lot of money it's like 300
191:23
bucks
191:24
but oh i can't get it i'm not i'm
191:26
physically i can't buy it
191:28
i would pay you it it's so annoying
191:33
to swagger date hamby i don't know i
191:36
don't usually inquire about
191:42
[Music]
191:48
[ __ ] go michael let's [ __ ] go
191:51
let's go michael let's go michael
191:54
is that [ __ ] attack on titan
191:59
let's go michael michael's the best
192:08
michael good michael good i like michael
192:11
i remember oh sevens boys oh seven's in
192:13
chat for the michael
192:14
for michelle
192:22
they're both on the i i don't have
192:25
knives by i have a bokeh i don't own a
192:29
crkt
192:30
i don't love much of crkt's designs
192:34
i know crkt owns zero tolerance though
192:36
and they're pretty alright
192:37
some of them anyway some of the zt
192:39
knives are pretty good
192:41
uh i don't know i'm like a mid to high
192:44
end knife collector i'm very sorry
192:46
i don't i don't i don't deal dither
192:49
myself with brands such as
192:51
crkt and bokeh that every every peasant
192:54
brand
192:55
i'm a uh i don't know i like my i like
192:58
my
192:59
i've got a couple ben i don't really
193:00
want another benchmade
193:02
uh maybe the anthem i guess but that's
193:04
not a big one
193:06
spyderco is good if you want like a
193:08
solid reliable brand spyderco is good
193:10
spotico or spyderco or just get the
193:12
benchmade bug out this thing's [ __ ]
193:14
dope if you want something carriable in
193:17
the uk
193:18
this knife is genuinely the perfect
193:19
knife it's so weird it's the uk pk
193:22
get the s110v version it's great it's
193:25
genuinely
193:26
the if i like in all reality my knife
193:30
collection could stop with this one
193:32
just because it's perfect bob check [ __ ]
193:35
just because it's like perfect
193:37
like it's so well done but it's it's
193:39
non-locking
193:40
but it's great now
193:44
sire bring me benchmade indeed
193:47
but said the girl with the chinese
193:51
knockoff
193:52
i only get chinese knockoff stuff open
193:54
your mouth what a weird comment
193:56
i only get chinese knockoff stuff if i
193:58
can't physically get the knife
194:00
because i don't know why companies do
194:03
this
194:03
it's the same with game companies too
194:05
kershaw on zt yeah okay
194:07
i'm stupid um but yeah no there's
194:10
there's companies that will just like
194:11
they'll make a hit knife or something or
194:13
anything really
194:14
like think about it with like
194:16
playstation or something they'll make
194:17
something insanely good
194:19
and then they'll only make a few of them
194:21
so it so it improves the value
194:24
of the product right i'm sure
194:26
playstation is a bad example because
194:27
they're trying to make more but like
194:29
dude close your mouth thank you uh that
194:32
they're trying to like
194:33
they're trying to give it some like more
194:35
value like they know if they put it on
194:37
sale they would sell a ton but
194:39
then it stops it from being the rare
194:41
coveted spyderco knife
194:42
like uh the sleesh bowie sleesh slice bo
194:45
sleaze bowie
194:47
from spyderco is like that and it's
194:50
[ __ ] impossible to get a hold of
194:52
and everyone's reselling them for like a
194:53
thousand dollars when they were
194:55
initially on sale for like 200
194:57
so it's insane artificial scarcity
195:00
it's [ __ ] stupid god i hate that or
195:04
another thing with another thing with me
195:06
is i'm in the uk
195:07
which means that either way some some
195:10
sellers even though they're legal they
195:11
just don't want to go through the hassle
195:13
of shipping to the uk
195:14
which is really dumb like blade hq's
195:16
like that knife joy's like that which
195:18
stuck this sleesh bowie
195:20
which is really [ __ ] annoying i
195:22
really want one but i just can't get my
195:24
hands on one it's impossible
195:25
no matter how much money i pay i can't
195:27
get it weird request
195:28
can you show us your power tool i know
195:31
the drill is downstairs and i want to
195:33
see you walk to the door
195:36
no no no
195:40
it's the foot thing isn't it i will put
195:42
on socks i will find
195:43
i will put on high heels specifically
195:46
just to get to the door and back
195:48
no feet dude a moya wants feet
195:51
a boy wants feet no it won't happen they
195:54
don't want to see butt they want to see
195:55
feet
195:56
if it's legal in the uk one company
195:57
selling to uk residents
196:00
because they suck i think it's thing
196:02
with shipping like shipping is just
196:03
ridiculously expensive
196:05
some companies do knifecenter does
196:07
knifecenter genuinely a great website
196:09
sometimes their stuff gets also it's
196:11
basically people don't want to ship to
196:13
countries that they don't
196:14
and almost certainly know it'll be fine
196:15
with because if it gets sent back
196:18
then they have to deal with a shipping
196:19
charge and not me so that's a thing
196:22
like the companies can build them if
196:23
their knife gets sent back to them
196:26
so if it gets stopped to customs and
196:28
then send back they can sometimes get
196:30
bold for it
196:30
that's why they don't do it they don't
196:32
want to take the risk of having to pay
196:33
five pounds
196:35
so it's i don't really care about the
196:38
money involved if it's like
196:39
you want to buy one thing and the
196:41
thing's already 500
196:46
just tell me what you want queen i am a
196:48
simp
196:50
go check instagram dms let us see let us
196:53
see
196:56
let's let's let's see what what have you
196:59
gathered
197:01
instagram dms
197:05
can i not show your request okay there
197:06
we go
197:11
wait bro can i buy you enough
197:15
dude i i don't feel like okay i i don't
197:18
feel like you're um prepared for the
197:21
amount of money that i want as a knife
197:23
i don't really like the only thing now
197:25
is like i'm a proper collector
197:27
i'm like only getting like really good
197:29
ones now i couldn't i couldn't
197:31
reasonably ask someone to buy me one
197:33
it's not like a christmas gift sort of
197:34
present you know
197:35
it's like ridiculously expensive do you
197:37
like butterfly knives or do you prefer
197:39
fold-out ones
197:41
you're not allowed to own butterfly
197:42
knives in the uk uh the one i have is a
197:44
training knife which has no blade
197:46
same thing with switchblades not allowed
197:47
to own those um
197:50
but i i don't like i i'm i always buy
197:53
folding knives i never buy
197:55
fixed blade knives sometimes usually
197:58
i don't like the ones that are just
197:59
stuck like that you know i like when
198:01
they fold because part of the fun is the
198:02
mechanism
198:03
the mechanism is the interesting thing
198:04
behind it in my opinion
198:06
ah but how do stabbings happen
198:10
a very hard finger poke you had a
198:13
girlfriend or something
198:14
that like she'll come up behind you if
198:15
you ever bend over and like go like that
198:18
you ever had a girlfriend like that i
198:20
have
198:24
it happens a lot that's a thing no
198:26
you're wrong
198:27
it happens that's a thing if you listen
198:30
if you can bend over in front of your
198:31
girlfriend and they don't try and hump
198:33
you
198:33
same thing goes for the other way by the
198:35
way i don't think you're in a real
198:36
relationship
198:38
i think that like i think that if they
198:40
if you don't try and constantly knock
198:42
your partner over
198:44
whenever your partner bends over with
198:46
your hips
198:47
then you're not in a real relationship
198:51
that's what you should be doing they
198:52
give you a pro tip
198:55
both of you to assume i have a
198:56
girlfriend ditto
199:01
so sorry based it's about dominance
199:03
exactly
199:05
why'd you delete the last fod i can't
199:07
tell you
199:08
but it did need to be deleted i'm very
199:10
sorry
199:13
uh now i have to now i have to break up
199:16
thanks
199:16
in a relationship can confirm exactly
199:21
have you ever tried a bub with your hair
199:23
yes and i can't do them and they're all
199:25
right
199:25
it's just it's good for getting hair out
199:26
your face and eyes but
199:28
it's okay
199:32
it doesn't happen because i've never
199:33
been in a relationship i can have a
199:35
divorce my wife then
199:36
oh god well it might be for the best oh
199:39
god i've got
199:39
thing in my water oh no oh god oh no oh
199:42
god
199:43
she hunts humps me she hunts she hunts
199:47
me down
199:48
even i'm even i'm holding a knife i'm
199:50
holding a knife in the kitchen
199:52
and i'm a scared chicken when it comes
199:54
to knives dude you need to respect
199:56
knives in all fairness i
199:57
i i play with knives like they're like
199:59
toys but they're not
200:00
like you really should not
200:03
do anything dumb with [ __ ] with
200:05
knives right like the
200:07
you need to respect them i've
200:08
accidentally [ __ ] like cut my hand
200:10
before and it's the
200:12
worst thing
200:18
it's you need to treat them with care or
200:20
else you'll have an accident and that
200:22
sucks
200:25
i've just joined i'm already concerned
200:26
welcome to the stream
200:29
we're talking about knives and i have
200:30
fake boobs it's great
200:32
[Music]
200:36
off grid knives black mamba 250
200:39
c-lock picking lawyer on youtube oh yeah
200:42
what the [ __ ] lock picking lawyer has a
200:46
fancy knife
200:47
hold on i will see i'm doing a thing
200:49
first
200:50
uh i want some pizza i want to order
200:54
pizza
200:55
i want to order pizza and i'm going to
200:57
do something risky
200:59
uh medium i'm going to do something
201:01
risky and then the
201:02
thinnest of crusts so what i'm going to
201:04
do
201:06
is i'm going to order a pizza while i'm
201:09
still in this
201:10
and then we're going to find out if i
201:11
can change out of it fast enough to get
201:13
the door
201:15
because i'm going to end the stream in
201:16
like like 10 minutes
201:18
so i want to find out whether i can do
201:22
this
201:26
this should be fun
201:31
okay uh gotta remove that one
201:34
oh domino's updated their app okay
201:37
delivery
201:38
let's go oh vouchers pogchamp
201:43
pogchamp less more less money easy peasy
201:46
okay
201:47
oh [ __ ] i gotta type this in i got 10
201:49
minutes to order
201:51
[Music]
201:57
hold on do you think i can do it or
201:59
should i try and get the door as the
202:00
should i try and get the door
202:01
dressed in this
202:06
double sausage pizza but how will you
202:08
pay
202:09
sorry delivery man
202:12
i didn't quite have enough money to pay
202:14
for this pete for this double sausage
202:16
pizza
202:17
how can i repay you you paid for it
202:19
online buddy it's the
202:21
i don't you don't need to take any money
202:22
from me you paid for it through the
202:25
domino's app what are you [ __ ] stupid
202:27
there you go that's what'll happen
202:31
god they made the app so [ __ ]
202:32
annoying driver instructions
202:34
send a cute delivery boy
202:45
[Music]
202:46
okay
202:48
how much to make you answer with what
202:50
you're wearing
202:53
how much will you make how much how much
202:55
to make you answer with what you're
202:56
wearing
202:57
a lot a lot a lot
202:59
[Music]
203:01
at least damascus chef's knife sarpa
203:05
at least 100 no at least oh god not 100
203:09
at least 200
203:13
and 69 dollars and 69 cents
203:18
rose will pay by showing the delivery
203:20
guy some cork
203:23
some cook oh dude don't make me do this
203:27
i don't care do i really have to
203:31
do i really have to call my bank holy
203:33
[ __ ] if you order now it'll take 1
203:36
215 minutes to be prepped and baked
203:39
if you end the stream in 10 minutes
203:41
you'll get it afterwards
203:44
oh you [ __ ] you're not taking [ __ ] it
203:46
i'll pay for it on paypal goddammit this
203:48
sucks
203:51
cash that's not good
203:54
no if you're in our team
203:58
can i get a clear shot of my name on
204:00
your hot bod
204:02
oh master of rape it's you're over here
204:04
hell yeah look at you
204:05
there it is there's your terribly
204:07
spelled name
204:08
i was bad with this but it works is
204:10
there oh yeah well done
204:12
you made it onto my hot bod
204:18
dude only if it's alerting me only a few
204:22
minutes left to order
204:23
i'm sorry dude
204:26
he'll take a dance before you go
204:31
hold on
204:38
i gotta get this right i've only got a
204:40
few minutes to water buddy
204:42
oh my god it's not working bro come on
204:49
hold on i'm in concentration mode
205:05
would you go would you go on a date
205:06
woman uh with on ah would you go what
205:09
what if god i can't read that what the
205:11
[ __ ] what if you would go on a date with
205:13
a woman looking like that and getting
205:14
more men after you lol
205:16
i don't know i've yet to go outside
205:18
looking like this actually i mean
205:20
yet to go outside in like a public area
205:22
looking like have i ever gone in public
205:23
i don't think i've ever gone in public
205:25
like this i've my friends constantly
205:27
want me to go clubbing
205:29
so do you think i'd do well clubbing
205:32
can i get some free drinks i went to a
205:35
park yeah i guess so technically i
205:37
didn't talk to anyone though
205:38
i got my order in let's [ __ ] go
205:41
nailed it
205:42
you did mcdonald's oh i did do
205:44
mcdonald's yeah i did
205:46
direct and i do well clubbing i could do
205:47
all clubbing i think how are you go
205:49
clubbing
205:50
couldn't stream it but if i get invited
205:53
out in the next four months i'm kind of
205:55
gonna have to
205:56
that's the annoying thing is that i'm
205:58
kind of if i get invited to anything
206:00
like that i'm gonna [ __ ] have to look
206:02
like this
206:03
because of you guys like the next i got
206:05
three months to go
206:06
and we're getting worryingly close to
206:08
having a fourth so if i get invited out
206:11
at any time in the next three months
206:16
then i'm kind of i'm kind of i'm going
206:20
to be dressed like this not
206:21
not in a [ __ ] not in this but you
206:23
know
206:24
i have no sympathy why have sympathy
206:27
would you want to be going out would you
206:29
want to [ __ ] be
206:30
oh god damn it i was going to say would
206:33
you want to be going out wearing a
206:34
wearing all this i was like
206:36
probably probably probably a lot of
206:37
people would this is fun
206:39
however would you want me to be doing it
206:43
no because you're a great person right
206:45
you're a great person you wouldn't want
206:47
to see me go out to like
206:48
a club and get [ __ ] hit on by random
206:51
guys
206:51
in in this [ __ ] you wouldn't want that
206:54
because you're a great person
206:56
you're a good person
206:59
my bank account hates me tonight
207:03
i was
207:16
dude i was j
207:24
i'm in a [ __ ] swimsuit dude
207:33
can i wear a coat can i wear a coat over
207:36
it
207:38
can i wear something over it
207:42
no dude
207:46
you [ __ ] you little shits
207:54
i can't even can i track it how close is
207:56
this thing
207:57
i can't even do it it takes me like 10
207:59
minutes to take this off
208:03
oh you [ __ ] collect pizza as your
208:06
yeah yeah [ __ ] oh my god okay
208:10
it's still cooking dude
208:21
recorder it didn't happen i'm not going
208:23
to put a phone in his face while i'm
208:24
like
208:25
i'm not going to be in a bikini going
208:26
like hey dude
208:28
that will get me banned from dominoes
208:30
but [ __ ]
208:32
i could not talk i guess like if i don't
208:35
talk then
208:36
you know it's usually they don't ever
208:37
think i'm a guy
208:39
but it doesn't stop it from being
208:43
embarrassing
208:45
my god
208:52
this goddamn [ __ ]
208:56
this is this is bob's gonna expose you
208:59
dude i'm gonna [ __ ] make the bobs
209:01
like look good as well
209:03
they look fine now like if i answer the
209:05
door like that that'd be fine
209:07
but come on have marisa film it marisa
209:11
is not here it's just me
209:12
um oh we have no guy clothes yeah i know
209:15
but i
209:16
i could put on a skirt it might be
209:18
better than this
209:19
i could put on like a [ __ ] a dress a
209:22
coat
209:23
something god damn it anyway
209:28
take out the bobs and hair extensions
209:29
you can't take out the hair extensions
209:31
and also the bobs are in two pieces one
209:32
of them stuck to me you can't really do
209:34
it
209:34
uh java code even i do towel
209:38
god it's fine thanks for the 269.69
209:43
where's my milkshakes i wasn't serious
209:46
about it
209:47
get heals on does
209:51
does the heels make it any different
209:52
[Music]
209:56
finn wants to be seen by people as fully
209:58
female confirmed
210:07
i would rather be seen as fully female
210:10
than a guy wearing a swimsuit with a
210:12
bunch of makeup on
210:13
um so yeah i will actually yeah
210:17
if it's stuff like that like people got
210:20
you guys don't realize sometimes you
210:21
guys will [ __ ] put me in a situation
210:23
where like
210:24
so pull like this
210:25
[Music]
210:27
i'm all right hammer me right chat
210:30
also love the streams rose keep it up d
210:33
thanks
210:34
thanks thank you okay put it like this
210:36
right
210:37
you guys you guys would do this where
210:40
i've like you say you you'll give me
210:43
something like okay
210:44
now you can like just whisk we did
210:46
something before i was like you can just
210:47
i think i said this at the time
210:48
i was like okay you can only wear skirts
210:50
and dresses in like you can only wear
210:52
skirts and dresses
210:53
not even leggings not even shorts just
210:55
skirts and dresses
210:56
and at that point it's easier for me to
210:59
put in effort to try and pass as a woman
211:02
like it's easier for me to do that than
211:04
to try and do anything else because
211:06
you can't be a guy in wearing a skirt
211:07
you can be a guy and wearing like shorts
211:09
or leggings or anything like that
211:11
because sometimes i don't look like
211:12
leggings and [ __ ] i can do i can get
211:14
away with that now
211:15
but if i'm wearing a dress and i have to
211:17
actually put an effort and really do my
211:18
makeup and [ __ ]
211:20
this is one of those situations even
211:22
though there was no
211:23
agreement to do it it's easier for me to
211:24
do it i would usually always take the
211:26
easiest way
211:28
but it was at that very moment finn
211:31
realized he's now
211:32
eating his words
211:34
[Music]
211:38
well it paid for the pizza
211:41
it's still it's it's baking apparently
211:43
it's the next stage along
211:47
he's realizing the subtle technique
211:48
behind those earlier donations run
211:53
i don't believe that you're that smart
211:56
i don't believe that you're smart enough
211:58
to think about it like that i don't
211:59
believe it
212:00
i think i i do not believe that you've
212:02
considered all the
212:03
all these options in your head
212:06
beforehand
212:09
i don't believe it you're not that
212:12
clever
212:13
want to bet hell yeah you ain't that
212:15
clever bucko
212:18
oh where's my thing wait yeah pick some
212:21
vids pick some vids
212:25
[Music]
212:28
69.40 oh my god
212:32
oh they passed away do i want to show
212:34
them i don't want to talk about
212:36
appearance if we're going to say they
212:37
passed away that's upsetting
212:39
but that's a pretty good look-alike hey
212:42
zara hey zara
212:43
stand phone by front door and start
212:45
instagram live
212:47
we all want to see driver's reaction no
212:51
no i'm not going to do that to the poor
212:52
i don't want to get banned from dominoes
212:54
i don't want to do that to the poor guy
212:56
oh [ __ ] me this
212:58
oh my guess this is the first time
213:00
you'll really have to put those voice
213:02
tips to work
213:03
i'm not going to talk [ __ ] dad i'm not
213:05
going to talk i'm not even going to try
213:07
like occasionally i will you want to see
213:09
the rose color
213:10
why not let's do it now before the end
213:12
of the stream how about you answer him
213:14
then come back to us and then end stream
213:17
we just wanna know how it went
213:18
x i don't wanna
213:22
i wanna get my [ __ ] pizza oh my god
213:28
it's a [ __ ] hide the phone and record
213:30
the pizza transaction and upload
213:32
to twitter after one hundred minutes not
213:34
gonna record it
213:35
record the poor [ __ ] guy it's upside
213:36
down oh my god i don't report
213:39
record the [ __ ] dude how do i manage
213:42
to [ __ ] that up
213:45
there's something behind you oh it's
213:48
probably my [ __ ] thingy majig
213:51
it's best he looks good it's it's a good
213:54
thing he's good looking
213:56
oh my god this thing [ __ ] the first
214:00
tab on this is kind of like tight
214:03
god damn this is like really meant to be
214:05
a color
214:11
you can be what a shitty place that you
214:13
can be banned from any pizza place
214:15
they just say like okay don't deliver to
214:17
them because they're weird
214:20
you can be banned from any pizza place
214:22
oh my god
214:24
well jesus christ
214:32
it's a dog collar and i asked for the
214:33
writing
214:36
it's a [ __ ] dog collar john really
214:43
really jesus christ yes
214:46
[ __ ] sake
214:53
trying to get the letters like close
214:54
together rose
214:56
wow oh that's that's
215:00
jesus christ there was nothing else
215:06
thanks john that's really nice of you
215:08
that's so nice got a leash
215:10
there's parts for i don't own a leash i
215:13
don't own a leash
215:14
i i mean i no i don't should i go buy a
215:16
leash
215:17
i couldn't get you a a cute shocker with
215:20
a name on it
215:21
you were gonna give me a [ __ ] shock
215:23
collar john
215:25
and yes you can put a leash on it i know
215:26
you can put a lisa i want to see this
215:28
before i go to work
215:30
it really is a dog collar because i was
215:32
i saw it for the first time i was like
215:34
oh my god it's like whose neck is this
215:37
small
215:38
[Music]
215:42
presenting as a woman in 2021 is not
215:44
weird it's admirable and they will
215:46
respect you for it
215:49
thank you embarrassment is a very good
215:51
name for that
215:52
uh for me anyway but good lord
215:57
you're worried about them seeing you in
215:59
a swimsuit yet you have names written
216:01
all over you no way they are not going
216:03
to think you're doing some spicy stuff
216:08
i'm the [ __ ] color i'm taking the
216:09
collar off i think i think i earned
216:11
taking the collar off before i get the
216:13
door i don't want it
216:14
the plug the [ __ ] god uh i don't exactly
216:18
need my name
216:19
on there let's see how close it is
216:28
it's tracking uh
216:32
i'll answer you after the stream by the
216:34
way so that looks like something i need
216:35
to read a lot
216:37
okay
216:40
how much for you to keep the collar on
216:42
i'm not doing this [ __ ] game again
216:44
i'm not doing this game again
216:47
color offer and tuck that's
216:51
cruel you can't get me to pick one
216:54
[Music]
216:56
hey zoro open front door and say in your
216:59
maniest man voice how you doing how you
217:02
doing
217:02
i've done that before and then i think
217:04
when i got the burrito order i did that
217:05
before and i was and he went like oh you
217:07
look
217:08
he said like you look great today i
217:09
think i'd said that on stream he's like
217:11
oh you look really
217:12
you look great i was like thanks man we
217:14
gotta laugh about it so it was nice
217:16
however usually when i say something
217:18
they go oh yeah
217:22
if you take the color off you also have
217:23
to take the swimsuit off oh no one wants
217:25
to see that
217:26
that would definitely get me on a watch
217:28
list um
217:30
so no uh
217:34
thanks my name's felix thanks my name is
217:36
felix
217:38
hey are you uh is this uh this is the
217:41
address oh yep
217:42
here it is man oh god
217:46
look behind you there's a shark i don't
217:48
believe you
217:50
it's just blue and i promise you i'm not
217:52
scared of bloke
217:53
[ __ ] yeah everyone everyone at domino's
217:57
watching a stream anyway good lord
218:02
i'm checking it dude as soon as this
218:03
says delivery i'm gonna i'm gonna go off
218:05
and end the stream because jesus christ
218:12
if you if oh god it's almost delivery
218:14
dude if you wanted
218:16
there's literally no way i could
218:17
actually get this off in time
218:20
is the thing like if it keeps you if it
218:23
gives you anything
218:24
getting undressed is like a 30 minute
218:26
thing because i've got a corset
218:27
got a collar now [ __ ] make a ton of
218:30
makeup on
218:31
like the hair's still like down good i
218:33
gotta [ __ ] get all this off me
218:35
it would literally be impossible to to
218:38
get any of
218:39
to get like i could maybe pick a few
218:41
things of this to get off in time
218:42
you know what i mean the names off i
218:44
could probably maybe get the names off
218:46
but you know
218:47
at this point i'm in for the [ __ ] i'm
218:49
in for the ride
218:51
like i'm taking the caller off though
218:54
i'll keep everything on but i take the
218:55
color off
218:59
scam [ __ ] you i can take the color off
219:01
scam stuff
219:06
i put it on for fun it did it was a bit
219:08
god it was
219:15
i keep the color but i i can untuck oh
219:17
[ __ ] i don't want to [ __ ] go to the
219:18
door and talk
219:20
[ __ ]
219:24
this is god this is a bad situation for
219:26
me i kind of locked myself in here a
219:28
little bit
219:29
a little bit it wasn't part of the deal
219:42
jesus you guys are untucked in front of
219:44
him you guys are dreadful
219:46
confirmed masochist indeed confirmed
219:50
sadist from my chat
219:51
oh my god what the [ __ ] my bb gun to
219:54
summarize rosa
219:55
[Music]
219:59
would you recommend it ah oh and see you
220:02
in a sec stuff
220:04
[Music]
220:06
post pick with the pizza after i shall
220:08
pose a picture oh i can take a picture
220:10
with the pizza after how about that
220:15
i'm checking what the [ __ ] it is oh god
220:18
hello
220:18
please just keep the stream going and
220:20
tell us after and then
220:22
end no need for video picture proof
220:25
just come back with the pizza and tell
220:27
us
220:29
yeah okay shall i
220:33
okay my satisfaction with this stream
220:35
knows no boundaries unlike roses bits
220:38
and pieces
220:46
this is a terrible [ __ ] decision
220:48
there's three dances i know i've i'm i'm
220:50
queued up on the page
220:51
i was just thinking about i'm trying to
220:53
think about how could this have happened
220:55
i'm so embarrassed
220:56
but let me put this collar on first i
220:59
like the color
221:00
the color is good it is like a little
221:02
bit um
221:07
you're meaning that it's a dark color
221:10
but it's uh you know
221:12
i just i'm more worried that he's gonna
221:13
think it's some [ __ ]
221:15
this guy's gonna think it's some [ __ ]
221:16
um some kinky [ __ ] you know
221:18
because i've got a giant collar on names
221:21
written all over me and i'm in a
221:22
swimsuit and full makeup
221:24
in a house so you know
221:28
yeah wait it isn't some kinky [ __ ]
221:32
i'm fairly sure this might be but uh
221:35
well
221:36
also an antenna in the back yeah also my
221:39
clothes are zip tied
221:41
[ __ ] me that's fine i had a moment of
221:44
panic
221:45
i was like okay this is a zip tie but
221:46
it's like it's like releasable i was
221:48
like oh my god
221:50
i've got like a i've got a i've got a oh
221:52
dude i was like oh jesus christ for a
221:54
second
221:55
but and so i could have this all so
221:58
looking good
221:58
dude the [ __ ] that i go through to make
222:00
my outfits work
222:02
better than like showing it so that like
222:04
so it doesn't fall down but yeah
222:06
douglas don't know douglas wouldn't wear
222:08
one if you asked uh
222:10
it's about to be pride month for you oh
222:12
how great
222:14
zip tied dog color and swimsuit this is
222:16
quickly gaining on the on the area of
222:18
kinky [ __ ]
222:19
and you look like a girl what's the
222:22
problem
222:26
yeah i'm just going to hope i don't need
222:27
to say words to them usually
222:29
they'll just like give you food and then
222:31
leave sometimes they do this thing of
222:33
their like
222:34
this is number blah blah right and i go
222:37
mm-hmm you know
222:38
i go um and they uh and i
222:41
i grab my i very femininely grab the
222:44
[ __ ] uh
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you know pizza or whatever or whatever
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i've ordered
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and then yeah but sometimes they're
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annoying
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and they go how are you doing i'll just
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go i have to say something like
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great that's usually when they uh it's
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usually when they're here
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god answering the most masculine way
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possible
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[ __ ] kick my own door open where's my
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pizza i've heard that you've got it uh
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that's how i'll do it
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grabs femininely
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the time to practice girl voice yeah not
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with a car
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like not really good for voice control
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but oh god when's this [ __ ] coming the
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annoying thing is
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he's out for delivery and he's been out
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for delivery for like five minutes i
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don't know where the [ __ ] he's coming
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i'm i'm like nervous dude i'm nervous
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okay
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ugh he'll just assume it's an only only
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fins
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really i don't dude i feel like we're in
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such a bubble i thought about that
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earlier
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that like have you ever spoken to people
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in real life
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dude there are people that like averages
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working people they don't even know what
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[ __ ] youtube is
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let alone like some people don't know
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what most people don't know what twitch
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is
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some people don't know what youtube is
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let alone [ __ ] only fans in the
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and the memes behind everything you know
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like most people don't
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you ever gone outside before everyone
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goes no the suspense is growing i try to
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avoid talking to people most days
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i'm trying to make sure my [ __ ] tits
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look fine
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the most annoyingly worried i've been
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for a delivery ever
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i gotta make sure i look pretty for him
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god okay i think we're fine
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i think i'll be fine with this i'm gonna
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like i've got a mirror downstairs by the
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door i'll just kind of make sure i'm
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like
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fine that sounds [ __ ] god
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sounds like i'm getting ready for a date
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hey i'll check check the mirror you know
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make sure i'm
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no good
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i hear a car one second let me check
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you're not seeing my ass
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oh it's here it's [ __ ] here brb
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[ __ ] give me
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it's time
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that was so [ __ ] embarrassing oh my
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god
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well i have my pizza i just want you to
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picture this right so
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i come to the door i want you to imagine
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that
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you're expecting a regular person right
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and i come in and you see this is what
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you see
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right hold on he's there he's like okay
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right just one more delivery of the day
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okay he opens the door
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thank you thanks buddy can i have my
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[ __ ]
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give me my grubbins give me my pizza
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please i wasn't kneeling down obviously
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but you know
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so you can get the full image on once on
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one monitor
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um so yeah
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he spent an annoyingly long time
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like dude you know when they're like
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they take one item out of the bag at the
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[ __ ] uh uh i'm like okay come on dude
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he here's what he did exactly here's
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what i from my perspective this is what
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he
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this what he looked like he went i i i'm
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gonna make up a house number
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uh
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okay he goes like this is what they do
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like uh i opened up the door and he goes
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he they like looking into things who
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looks at me he goes number 82
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and i go
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and he just does that and he goes
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delivery and he gives me all the [ __ ]
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i'm going like you know thank i didn't
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say anything i didn't say a single
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[ __ ]
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word and he gave me it he was like have
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a lovely night and i was like
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and then i left i died
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i didn't thank the delivery boy i didn't
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thank the delivery man
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okay i'm gonna well on that [ __ ] note
229:23
that was
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that was that was embarrassing thanks
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for 260 gremlin
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um this was
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1 000 definitely seen as some [ __ ]
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kinky [ __ ] because look at me imagine
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like
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forget that this has been happening over
229:40
the course
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of however long just imagine that like
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you know
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what are you gonna say to this anyway
229:49
[ __ ] anyway
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what's sticking out your neck a [ __ ]
229:52
zip tie which i'm gonna now undo
229:53
actually
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which i think i can do tip him i did tip
229:57
him
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you pre-tipped them i already did i knew
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he was already in for some [ __ ]
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mad respect thanks for a good stream
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good night all
230:07
you're welcome oh my god
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you know the absolute temptation there's
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a coat right next to my door
230:16
and i almost i was like [ __ ]
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i was like i was like kind of [ __ ] i
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saw the co as i was walking downstairs i
230:24
was like god
230:25
[ __ ] damn it i could have so easily
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so
230:28
easily i've just worn a coat it wouldn't
230:30
have covered up much but still come back
230:32
downstairs it'll help
230:33
a little bit for those digits girl
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it's upsetting it's upsetting could have
230:39
so easily gotten away from that
230:41
anyway boys this is the end of this
230:43
stream thank you for how many people
230:45
have showed up for it finn's innermost
230:48
maybe i should have signed up for those
230:49
voice lessons already
230:51
yep hold on marisa is calling me razer
230:54
i'm streaming
230:55
i'm streaming i'm gonna stop streaming
230:56
like one minute though hold on
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what can you write me a visa on your
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forehead
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no i'm not going to write marie's on
231:03
your on my forehead no
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i paid so much money you didn't pay any
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money
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oh yeah what about all the gifts that
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you can't give me gifts and then
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constantly bring up
231:16
something in the mail you look so good
231:19
seriously i'll say let me answer him to
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be the delivery boy
231:24
hey boys i will see you in the next
231:25
stream go support a streamer that you're
231:28
like goddamn i'm taking these
231:29
bobs out oh so much easier
231:32
so much nicer look at my nice swimsuit
231:34
now with nothing with flat chested it's
231:36
great
231:37
but yeah hope you enjoyed chat thank you
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to uh
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everyone that donated and i'll see you
231:43
in the next one peace boys bye
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can i try and wink nop