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[Music]
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[Laughter]
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[Music]
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do
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[Music]
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foreign
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[Music]
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hello boys hello hello
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i am not sure how the sound's gonna be
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but obviously it's gonna be
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very very different so i'm trying not to
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yell too loud
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um it might be a bit scuffed don't worry
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i'm in a new room
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i'm not sure it's definitely stuffed i
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can do this though let me let me show
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you hold on
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uh let me hello hello
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hello welcome to my bedroom it's a
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hellscape
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um it's slowly getting more nighttime
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and i i don't know what to do about that
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i look bad no one's allowed to bring it
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up
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but i am prepared for painting am i loud
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i don't know if i'm loud am i loud i
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know it sounds bad but am i loud or am i
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quiet or what
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is that loud what's loud what's
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happening
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well i'll just write well don't worry
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about it sorry about that
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because i've got to leave that over
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there and i'm going to be over here
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is that loud though i don't know if
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that's loud
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is that loud is that my i don't know
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your voice sounds completely different
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how dare you
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your volume compared to alerts is fine
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[ __ ] yeah still loud i don't
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i mean i could turn it out a little bit
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like
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ah i guess yeah that should do anyway so
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boys boys and girls i don't know what
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the [ __ ] i'm doing you're gonna quickly
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realize that but welcome to my stream
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um my goal today is to paint that
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[ __ ] wall
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only this wall i'm gonna do the rest of
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them but i highly doubt that i'm gonna
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be able to wanna stream it
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uh because it's getting dark
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the light is fading and i've got one
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light bulb but it's not very bright
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um because you know i sleep in here why
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would i need to be bright anyway
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i gotta paint that [ __ ] wall despite
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popular opinion i do half know what i'm
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doing
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and i've made like i've made [ __ ]
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preparations on the ground
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this tart i've got this [ __ ]
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which is where i'm going to put my paint
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what is that oh thank you for the raid
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thank you holy [ __ ] thanks for the red
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[ __ ] yeah i got this thing this is going
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to be where the paint is
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you're gonna be able to see like what
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the difference is now i've got the paint
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over here
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please don't spill please don't [ __ ]
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spill you can see
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it's more pink it looks kind of purple
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in this light
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[Music]
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oh
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okay now in theory this feels like a bad
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idea
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in theory i should just be able to
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oh that's disgusting oh that's me ben
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that's probably too much actually well
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[ __ ]
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i said i half know what i'm doing that
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was a lie
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um okay i have various paint rollers
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what the [ __ ] is that anyway i've got a
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paint roller
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and we gotta paint [ __ ] you wanna paint
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[ __ ] with me
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let's paint [ __ ] with me mix it what do
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you mean you didn't mix it
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mix it with white
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[Music]
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mix it dumbass mix it with what
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what do you mean it's the same
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it's the same [ __ ] though what am i
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mixing it with
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[ __ ] stir it around do you care that
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much
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if i [ __ ] go does this matter
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does this really matter to you of me
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doing this
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what's this do what does that [ __ ]
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accomplish [ __ ] nothing it
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accomplishes
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nothing
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it's garbage you're lying to me
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you're lying to me you're lying to me
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let me [ __ ]
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paint it's in the bucket you're all
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bitching about it being in a bucket
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i'm doing a thing it's not [ __ ]
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changing you're all garbage
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[Music]
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you know you're all garbage
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you know you're all lying to me you're
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all garbage i didn't change [ __ ]
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anything
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if this makes you happy i'll sit here
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and spank this weird [ __ ]
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dough ball of paint but it won't do [ __ ]
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it looks the same it's the same thing i
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think you're buying low quality paint or
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i bought low quality paint i don't give
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a [ __ ]
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[ __ ] yeah dude i'm gonna make a portrait
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i'm gonna make an art piece
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it's not supposed to be thick i don't
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it's supposed to be liquid it is oh you
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[ __ ] gremlins
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genuinely all of you gremlins it's not
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gonna be thick when i [ __ ] do that
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it's gonna be
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fine fine and dandy [ __ ] call me
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bob ross what is his name bob um call me
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bob
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i'm now
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[Music]
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it's gonna be fine it's gonna be fine
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this is the test wall anyway i don't
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know how the [ __ ] this is supposed to do
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jack [ __ ] but you know what i'm doing it
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anyway because it
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buys me time so yeah i i did paint a
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wall before
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i have painted walls before and they
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came out fine
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not like this no like this the walls
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came out fine weirdly enough
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oh yeah you know okay fine that is more
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liquidy than it was
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however it just seems less gloopy blobby
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but it does not
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because the thing is though i don't
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trust stream chat with anything
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because every time every time i say oh i
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know what i'm doing with this
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ah this is nifty
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wow it's probably too much pain in here
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[ __ ] it i can mix it every time i say
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that i kind of know what i'm doing
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i get even with the knife thing i get
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people like that say no no no i've
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googled it and now i know more than you
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i've done it i painted this house and
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i'll do it again
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i was i painted the house once and i can
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do it once more
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i didn't paint this room though but it's
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fine
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if need be i'll call up my father
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who is a real professional i'm sure
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this looks like [ __ ] i don't know where
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the [ __ ] is it the fact that you can see
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my [ __ ]
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ram wrench is that it oh maybe i should
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talk
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who knows but
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yes i've taken some liberties of the
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goldman's rules
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purely because this is going to be
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garbage if i don't
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oh
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it got hit last stream congratulations
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uh well done okay fine i'll give you
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this
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it is it is more like liquidy now it's
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less glue
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all right guys all right i'm gonna do
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this tomorrow now
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let me do this it'll be fine
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i don't like it when you criticize me
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for no goddamn reason i'm i know what
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i'm doing
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i'll do it don't be gremlins we're going
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to do this
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if it [ __ ] up it [ __ ] up i'll hire
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someone better than me
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i don't care
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all right i consider that significantly
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mixed
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this worked out to be a good stirring
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stick
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wait is it nine o'clock is it nine
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o'clock
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is it nine o'clock right now
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should i go and post a live video hold
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on give me a second
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give me three seconds one second one
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[Music]
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[Music]
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a painter and i can confirm
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two
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i posted on the highlight channel that
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was pretty good i can't believe i nailed
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that in only three seconds that's
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[ __ ] epic
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my god i'm speeding i got a lot of speed
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in me buddy
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there's too much paint in this i put too
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much paint in this
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oh well
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no oh what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was
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that wait
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what the [ __ ] what was that [ __ ]
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was that oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the
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[ __ ] is that what the [ __ ]
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i've noticed what the [ __ ] i mean
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i noticed thank you for the 300 this is
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not the stream dude
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i'm gonna dude i'm so sorry i'm gonna
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give you such terrible content
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the mic scuffed i don't look any good
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i'm gonna [ __ ] up a wall
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but listen it's i i will sooner paint a
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vincent van gogh painting on this thing
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that make it look good because i really
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want to try i don't care
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let's just paint the [ __ ] wall
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together i want to agree
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listen i want to agree with you before
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we get started chat
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that this is for fun uh it doesn't
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matter if this looks good it doesn't
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matter if it looks bad
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i can get it redone it's easy uh
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so we're gonna [ __ ] around okay i'm not
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doing all the walls on camera i'll call
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someone over to do the rest of them but
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i want to do that one because it's the
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biggest one it's the easiest to get
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there
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so i want to agree we're just here to
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have fun
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all right all right
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look at this thing did you know this
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this can be a [ __ ] hot wheels car
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this is awesome
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holy [ __ ] it could be a weapon
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yeah don't criticize me or my painting
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i'm bob ross but the
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ninja version i'm cool as [ __ ] oh this
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is awesome
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i can't do this as soon as i dip it in
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the paint but we gotta do it i've got
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another one as well i'm
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probably i'm hoping i won't have to use
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it because i don't have to put it on
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why oh look it's my face
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thank you for the 200 what's happening
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okay thanks for the 200
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i don't know what to do oh [ __ ] i've got
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a light switch hold on wait i need to
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tape over the light switcher i'm going
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to [ __ ] it up
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i've like taped over everything else but
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i didn't tape over the goddamn light
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can you see the light yes you can i need
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to take that over
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hold on let me make a straight edge here
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okay
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hold on ah i'm gonna be real careful not
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to flip the switch
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um [ __ ] ah
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ah
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okay that worked i guess it's not the
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neatest thing in the world but you know
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what
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it's not touching the wall it's just
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over the light switches what about your
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career choices are you skeptical about
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after meeting me
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should i be any girl online also who
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knows
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[Music]
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what what god [ __ ] god why
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i mean hello and thank you but why the
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[ __ ] what was that one
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jesus christ
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oh my god
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plug thank you what what color is it
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it's gonna be pink
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chad has donated a while ago to donate
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to to make my room pink
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and i'm finally getting around to doing
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it how long ago was it
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like six months eight months it was a
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while i haven't done this for a very
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long time
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let's spray it out a bit on this boyo
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here
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all right let's get a good clump of you
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on there
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okay bob ross incarnate
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okay this is solid
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all right should probably get a bit less
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more evenly spread out you know
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that was bad i got more of it on there
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get this stuff okay i've got paint now
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on the carpet i've put another carpet
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i've got an old cut off of carpet so do
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i do i start from the middle
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or do i start from like the top or the
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bottom where do i start from
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the top is going to be a pain in the ass
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i don't know how to do that [ __ ] we'll
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figure that out i think with a brush
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i've got a different brush
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i've got a brush what do i start from
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professionals
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[Music]
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draw a dick i'm painting my wall
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all right so
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i shouldn't i shouldn't draw a dick
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should i
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so
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it's like one of those body painting
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streams you know
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there we go off to a great start
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this is fine
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i know i know i knew that and i was
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concerned
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about how much is on there can't get it
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off though
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i've already drawn a different one it's
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fine i've
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even done downward brush strokes it's
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like i'm a professional
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all right hold on let's get started like
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all the way down here
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okay
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okay i'm getting a bit of splatter which
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means that i was very right about
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not getting as much on as i had
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yeah wait what the [ __ ] what'd you say
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huh
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i'm gonna i'm adjusting this bit down
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here because i'm concerned about it
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but you know what that went pretty
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[ __ ] well this looks great
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this looks a lot better than i thought
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it would
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all right chat you can see what i'm on
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about now
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this [ __ ] is very [ __ ] pink
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that's so [ __ ] pink nice colorful i
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don't know why
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you i don't know why you like this
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that's terrible
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my entire room's gonna be that you'd
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[ __ ] ass
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it's not as bad as it could be but it
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ain't good is it
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[ __ ]
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all right let's get a little bit
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okay don't need a lot don't eat a lot
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try and go more close to the wall
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okay right hoe
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this shit's tiring
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that's why i didn't want to do all of it
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now i need some like on this side of the
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brush because i'm not getting any of
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that
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okay that's good that's good and proper
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thank you hey professional painters
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what the [ __ ] do you do about like when
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there's like one in
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you know what i mean
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like one globin do i just keep going
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over it until it just goes away
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because i'm feeling like i just keep
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going over it until it goes away
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because having one globbing doesn't
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sound like a great idea
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that's [ __ ] working dude i've painted
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this [ __ ] this is going so good
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what but it's going brilliantly
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[Music]
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garlic bread
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ah okay i'm gonna put on some music
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garlic bread use small brush for the
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corner i agree
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uh let me get some like twitch music
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let's see i want to put like some music
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on in the background
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chill vibes
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no i'm not looking i mean i am looking
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for ultimate free music but i don't want
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to listen to your hand
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what i'm so [ __ ] confused by this
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oh hey by the way
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oh who are you dude what the [ __ ] is
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happening
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by the way drill bits drop its workshop
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thanks for 25
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thanks for the [ __ ] 25 gifted subs
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jesus
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i don't know why
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global bro
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okay got it evenly coated
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oh i'm kind of getting showered in pink
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a little bit
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oh [ __ ] this is i'm getting kind of
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showered in random bits of pink [ __ ]
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it's getting the top that i'm concerned
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about i don't want to touch the roof
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i don't want to touch the roof because
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you know it's going to goof it
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but like you know doing all right doing
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okay so far
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before i get a step ladder
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what are you doing steplad
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okay oh that's not good
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you see that big black line right there
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whoops
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might be [ __ ]
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oh it's nice and even isn't it the
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corner's gonna be bad
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right now you've got put more paint
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okay that's a decent tip
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i agree there is not a painter in the
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world that exists without giant bobs not
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a good one anyway
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leonardo dicaprio who i mean you know
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bad painter guy
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[Applause]
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i'm just getting little bits of it
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though trying to even it out
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i am pressing a little bit but it's just
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because i'm trying to even out
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globules okay pretty [ __ ] good
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pretty [ __ ] good
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i liked it
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okay let's grab like a solid solid
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massive
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paint there
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[Music]
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[Music]
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okay [ __ ] do i start a new thing start
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it with an
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x in the wall are you sure you do an x
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isn't that going to [ __ ] it up
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i don't know i don't trust it
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what is the dog hat
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[Music]
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yeah i did it that's what i did with
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this one this is worked out a little bit
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better
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that's worked out pretty alright i don't
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mind that
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agreed there's a globule down here
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that's where i started but i will adjust
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[Music]
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it
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okay the globule is almost gone
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[ __ ] yeah
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thank goodness i have your professional
25:07
painting tips from professional painters
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this is the last one jesus [ __ ] crap
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what was it this time i can't you see it
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oh my god it's getting you're like
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laughing at every time
25:24
[ __ ] jesus did you get a promotion at
25:26
work or some [ __ ] thank you
25:29
maybe you should take up painting i've
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heard i hear that it pays well
25:35
okay shall i get my brush evenly coated
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here
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okay looks pretty even
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i'm gonna start at the top but it's not
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even though like it starts it looks like
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a gradient when i do it
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there's a dick on the wall have you seen
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the dick on the wall
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[Music]
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okay this ain't no nail painting stream
26:22
buddy this is the real [ __ ] deal
26:26
okay let me do that
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let's do that oh yeah oh yeah
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solid [ __ ]
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can i get like the man at work like the
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signs
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i don't get it i don't understand this
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riddle
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haven't are you [ __ ] batman you're an
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orphan
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holy [ __ ] that's why he's got money he's
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[ __ ] batman
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i'm
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buddy i heard you wanted some painting
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doing
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well it's gonna cost you
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in [ __ ]
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[Music]
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oh man am i allowed to laugh at that
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you know what i mean how do i get stuck
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with this
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don't get me wrong i want to figure out
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how
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just don't know
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help
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[Music]
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oh yeah oh yeah
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okay solid what a good line
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okay it's not particularly even
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at all in any spot but it's not terrible
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it's not terrible one bit i am pushing
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the walls maybe
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okay that's pretty good oh no step bro
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you got paint all over my clothes
29:34
what else am i supposed to do either
29:39
take him off
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i need the hat i like my painters hat
29:47
you might need to you might need a
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second go i'll definitely leave your
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second coat that's the goal
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i'm gonna do that and then do a second
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cone of it i'm kind of upset because i'm
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gonna have to paint over the dick in a
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second
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that kind of sucks getting up layer but
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layer by layer fully
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that's what i'm doing that's the plan
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the first
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the first and two lines though i didn't
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do that
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okay solid oh [ __ ]
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my experience goes to i've once seen
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someone paint
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something if anyone's wondering
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oh the dick oh no buddy
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buddy i'm sorry there he goes
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there he goes
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[Music]
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poor guy poor fella
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oh well gg over and done with
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okay okay
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i don't understand how that's supposed
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to get me a full roll of this like
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okay my technique's a little off
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i will i'm allowed
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[Music]
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oh damn what was that [ __ ] thanks for
31:31
the many subs i think i was 10
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i can't see maybe five i don't know
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whatever it was thank you i've got a
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paint roller in hand and i'm not afraid
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to use it
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i i'm very afraid to use this
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but for now thank you
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[Music]
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okay there are like some globules of the
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butter i'm just like
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getting rid of it
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[Music]
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okay solid
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solid solid and epic you might get a
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little bit of paint
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i'm just gonna go over a little bit oh
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my god
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yeah yeah i am this is my sister's
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bedroom
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uh yeah that's what that is
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should i do the whole thing and then do
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a second coat or how do i want to do
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this
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do i do like the second coat before i
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get i don't know what i did
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[Music]
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i have painted before but
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not this much
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[Music]
33:17
mostly about the size of a nail
33:21
so i've got a lot of experience you
33:22
could say in the field
33:26
[Music]
33:31
that's pretty good that was pretty good
33:33
it's pretty good one
33:36
okay
33:46
yeah yeah i know
33:50
but it's fine put it nice
33:52
[Music]
33:53
i'm gonna go over this oh [ __ ] should i
33:55
go over it there are different levels of
33:57
evenness though
33:58
like that one's less than that when i do
34:01
a certain point i don't know
34:03
[ __ ] i don't know
34:08
i'm not this is just normal also stop
34:10
looking at my dick and balls
34:14
i'll have to say please stop looking at
34:16
my dick and ball
34:23
yeah actually this is i i clean this
34:26
specifically for this
34:27
[Music]
34:29
so pretty alright i'm finally succeeding
34:32
in my adulthood
34:35
i can finally clean i even cooked for
34:37
myself today
34:38
so i'm doing all right actually
34:42
full on not even a gamer moment
34:47
it's an adult moment
35:03
how do you [ __ ] over how do you get
35:05
an egg so hot that it hurts
35:07
you're cooking your eggs weirdly you're
35:09
eating them too fast bro
35:14
okay
35:30
if you forget that i'm painting like my
35:32
own room like bright pink
35:34
then you know what it is kind of fun it
35:37
is kind of fun
35:42
okay
35:44
the progress that i've made
36:06
i need like a black leather couch for
36:08
that and i only have like a yellow one
36:11
it doesn't suit
36:12
[Music]
36:14
it's not just like pawnee you know
36:18
hey painters i need to know should i
36:21
make sure each coat that i do is like
36:24
very even like go over it a few times or
36:26
do i just want to like [ __ ] go
36:28
and then it'll configure itself out in
36:30
the second coat what do you think
36:34
i need specifically painters only advice
36:38
i need your qualifications in chat
36:42
yeah do it right the first time well all
36:43
right
36:46
see that's what i thought and then
36:47
everyone yelled at me they're like no no
36:50
you just gotta do it in the second coat
36:52
the annoying thing is like usually
36:54
twitch chat can't uh
36:55
rely on like it can't figure out its
37:06
opinion
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so
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[Music]
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okay
37:39
[Music]
37:45
oh yeah that's way [ __ ] nicer looking
37:48
i think i was right about what i was
37:50
doing the first time and everyone
37:51
managed to convince me otherwise
37:53
this is better than all of it
37:59
[Music]
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has it been for any minutes
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[Music]
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and no once i get to the hour mark
38:12
that's when you've got enough
38:16
qualifications
38:21
[Music]
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okay this is actually exercise man
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that's the best bit of it and that's the
38:28
only one that i did what i said i was
38:30
like what like
38:31
it was my idea so
38:35
listen chat i'm not saying that you've
38:38
got bad advice but i am saying that the
38:39
best part of the war was the bit that i
38:41
didn't take your advice on
38:46
okay yeah it's all gonna be your second
38:49
cup
38:49
all right well i was gonna do two coats
38:52
anyway so it's fine
38:59
oh god my hands hurt though
39:07
my family is painting for 20 years
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what's the technique
39:41
i agree with the one coke philosophy by
39:43
the way because the wall's white anyway
39:48
but i'm gonna need to do two coats on
39:50
this wall just because i kind of moved
39:53
oh hello
39:58
okay
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technically he has done this
40:22
i guess wouldn't the
40:25
wouldn't the corners be a better
40:26
metaphor for that then
40:30
started slow and then [ __ ] touch over
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everything
40:33
holy [ __ ] yeah dude yeah okay
40:37
i let you go i let you guys corrupt me
40:39
this is the way to do it
40:42
i was definitely right about this
40:46
okay i was definitely correct
40:50
because that's garbage that's good i i i
40:53
my opinion is fact here
41:01
i once had like this dude when in my old
41:03
house
41:04
my mom decided that she was going to
41:05
redecorate and i was like all right cool
41:08
cool
41:08
new room the [ __ ] painted over some
41:11
sellotape in my room
41:12
so you could see underneath the paint
41:15
there was like
41:15
sellotape stuck to the wall so if you
41:18
rip the cellar tape off you'd rip like a
41:19
wall of paint off
41:21
because he was an abs he was a bad
41:23
painter i don't know why the [ __ ] he was
41:24
employed as a painter
41:26
i had done it better now knowing my
41:27
skills and talents
41:29
i'd have nailed it
41:35
what a rocky mistake that guy made
41:40
i'm nailing this [ __ ] bro i'm i'm such a
41:42
[ __ ] good fan
41:43
holy [ __ ]
41:46
i'm the best just like minecraft but
41:48
like in real life
41:50
this is sick
41:56
this is epic i don't know what the [ __ ]
41:59
i'm gonna do when it comes to the door
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frame this is the easiest wall
42:02
that's why i did it first
42:07
so i can get used to it anyway
42:12
i'm not sure what the meta is about it
42:15
though
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oh my god shit's hard to reach man
42:32
[Music]
42:42
suck my dick no what
42:48
[Music]
42:53
you're doing
42:59
[Music]
43:03
dude i'm like [ __ ]
43:06
this can't be done i'm like [ __ ] i'm
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tired though i'm just
43:15
[Music]
43:21
what a gremlins
43:28
that's what i'm wearing under these
43:29
under the dungarees that's what i am
43:31
i'm wearing but i didn't want the bulge
43:33
to be too pronounced
43:35
holy [ __ ] just called me
43:40
my dad called me twice hold on one sec
43:49
i'm calling my dad hello
43:54
i am streaming by the way
44:10
oh [ __ ] okay that's going to be a penny
44:12
but we'll talk about it later i'm
44:13
painting my room
44:15
okay i'm gonna authorize it
44:18
and i will pay for it okay well i will
44:22
i will well no i'll pay you i'll pay you
44:24
back for that but anyway i'm going to do
44:26
this
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go straight i am go go go
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okay goodbye we're getting uh we're
44:33
getting work done on the house
44:34
and we're getting like uh heck in my
44:36
gardens all goofed and we got to pay a
44:38
guy to fix it
44:41
but anyway well wait about a grand let's
44:44
go thanks
44:45
jolly what do i do what do i do here
44:48
chad
44:49
do i do what do i do do i do what do i
44:53
do
44:53
what do i do here
44:56
[ __ ] supported that he is indeed needed
44:59
time to talk my guy but like
45:06
i don't want to do what i'm painting
45:08
[ __ ]
45:11
you have to you've tucked for less
45:14
before i'm i'm aware
45:16
thousand pounds i deserve it finish the
45:18
painting ah
45:19
dolly dolly you [ __ ] don't you
45:23
[ __ ]
45:23
what's my thing it's not even in my room
45:25
anymore in my room
45:27
hold on
45:43
this is
45:48
but why but why but why i may ask
45:52
jesus okay
45:55
right though
45:58
one second listen let's talk
46:02
let's talk
46:06
let's talk for a second chad let's talk
46:08
for one minute
46:10
i don't believe that you i don't believe
46:12
that you really want this
46:13
i don't think that you really want this
46:15
to happen
46:17
don't you i don't believe that you
46:19
really want this to happen chad i don't
46:20
know
46:21
i don't i don't know that you want it to
46:23
happen i i think you guys should
46:26
reconsider
46:30
someone with money once i want to see
46:32
dolly
46:33
[ __ ]
46:39
because thousand dollars says he wants
46:40
it yeah whole
46:42
[ __ ] right
46:46
i'm not going to do the crossing my legs
46:48
thing but i i'm
46:50
not now anyway because how am i supposed
46:51
to paint my wall you want me to sit
46:52
still for 10 minutes
46:53
no however i can do this while i'm
46:57
painting
46:57
because that was a thousand dollars [ __ ]
46:59
okay
47:02
[ __ ] terrible idea ah
47:07
okay gremlin absolute gremlin hours from
47:09
you
47:10
from youchat welcome to my underwear
47:12
draw you're not allowed to see into this
47:14
this is private my private underwears
47:19
welcome to my bedroom where i've left my
47:21
drawer anyway
47:23
okay
47:28
right [ __ ] what do i even do or even
47:30
[ __ ] oh god i hate this i hate this
47:32
what do we want
47:33
i died gremlins absolute gremlins
47:38
what i'm comfy important we don't do it
47:42
john whoever made this [ __ ] poll
47:44
doesn't make any sense
47:45
they both mean the same thing you i
47:48
don't know what the [ __ ] that means
47:50
john
47:53
oh was it john i don't know what the
47:55
[ __ ] was it i don't know what the [ __ ]
47:56
that was anyway
47:58
jesus christ it means no sense
48:02
that's where he keeps his collection
48:04
it's not where i keep it actually
48:06
it's uh i keep it somewhere completely
48:07
different i had to move them i usually
48:10
just kept them on top of the bed at all
48:11
times
48:15
but no apparently not a bite of movement
48:17
for this stream
48:18
that poll makes no [ __ ] sense by the
48:20
way whoever made that poll
48:22
the wording's awful
48:28
okay i reckon i can like speed run this
48:31
[ __ ]
48:31
right you know [ __ ] it i'm speedrunning
48:33
this i'm speedrunning a tuck
48:35
let me give you like okay watch this
48:36
watch this once this let's let me do
48:38
this
48:39
and i'm gonna put on some fancy [ __ ]
48:45
tucking hours can i like
48:52
there we go perfect you you get well you
48:54
get the point
48:56
uh okay one sec let me do this uh let me
48:59
go this
49:00
this this
49:05
oh my god what the [ __ ] there we go
49:09
all right boys ready three two one let's
49:12
[Music]
49:14
go
49:18
[Music]
49:27
[Music]
49:56
do
50:01
[Music]
50:24
uh
50:28
[Music]
50:52
do
51:06
me
51:08
[Music]
51:21
[Laughter]
51:38
[Music]
52:58
foreign
53:03
[Music]
53:15
well [ __ ] it if i'm gonna if i'm gonna
53:17
tuck i'm gonna increase increase the
53:18
watch time
53:20
why the [ __ ] not all right let's get to
53:23
painting chat let's do it where's my
53:25
paint roller
53:26
um
53:30
[Music]
53:33
that was too fast show me your mod
53:34
folder [ __ ] you
53:36
all right i'm [ __ ] tucked all these
53:38
kind of leggings
53:40
leggings they're i'm still not going to
53:41
have a perfect pokemon
53:43
good lord
53:59
it's like night time it was like mid-day
54:02
time when i started this [ __ ] now it's
54:04
night okay
54:07
[ __ ] i'm almost towards the end of the
54:08
wall though i'm so close to be able to
54:10
do a second toe of this
54:12
whoa the door
54:15
yeah yeah yeah yeah might as well
54:17
increase will increase my viewership
54:19
idea i guess
54:21
okay let us continue although i'm all
54:24
the way down here i don't know if you
54:25
can even see it anyway [ __ ]
54:30
[Applause]
54:32
well i guess that's what that was for
54:48
what new thing is this with john [ __ ] me
54:51
my ass
54:52
i've seen someone with like 2 000
54:54
viewers like not saying a single word
54:57
and just every single time someone like
54:58
donates they like
55:00
just show their bare ass on twitch so
55:02
it's probably
55:04
fine okay
55:10
i'm as [ __ ] ah i got it
55:15
i am as shameless as they are
55:20
[ __ ] sake gremlins a lot of you i'm
55:22
gonna face this way
55:23
so you don't see my damn anything
55:28
i'm tucked it's never like a perfect
55:30
hook i'm getting better at it but like
55:31
it's not great
55:32
i need to do better with that
55:42
thank you
55:46
okay ah i got
55:50
solid okay
55:53
i mean like not saying that
55:58
jesus christ
56:02
[Music]
56:05
the floor's got tape on it but i didn't
56:07
i wasn't able to do the ceiling and i
56:08
didn't do the door
56:09
because the door is a weird thing it's
56:11
not actually on this wall it's like got
56:12
a separate
56:13
thing so i figured i probably wouldn't
56:16
need to care as much
56:38
i'm so happy for you dude
56:41
i mean i claim complete responsibility
56:44
for that relationship so
56:46
you know you're welcome
56:52
i'm like a matchmaker dude
56:55
hell yeah
57:15
it's almost a full year that i've
57:16
delayed this
57:19
but not quite a year though it is worth
57:21
noting i didn't delay this for a full
57:23
year
57:24
so it's fine that makes it okay
57:47
no i don't think it does i think you can
57:49
do a second coat after like maybe 20
57:51
minutes
57:52
maybe now it's probably going to be fine
57:54
to be honest i mean the one we did
57:56
downstairs required like
57:58
even less time but it is different pain
58:00
so i'm not 100
58:14
fully embracing my my part on this
58:18
platform has twitched up
58:20
first i do a hot tub stream and i do
58:23
this
58:25
okay
58:30
jesus [ __ ] this is a penis
58:35
okay
58:43
hey this is okay i'm doing it
58:47
please ask me questions so i can talk
58:49
and do this at the same time
58:51
because my god this is repetitive
59:00
please let's do an ama ask me anything
59:03
i'll answer any question you've got
59:14
oh my god i'm [ __ ] rich
59:18
this sucks
59:22
oh whoops okay
59:28
you know what that bit's done pretty
59:30
well i don't even mind that
59:33
it looks a little bit lighter
59:39
with this thing i came here to watch it
59:44
hey what's up with this what
59:49
what's up with this cake well you get
59:52
both
59:52
it's a two for one
60:00
i need to give you i need to scam you
60:02
with something then
60:08
okay
60:10
really quick
60:25
if you could tell yourself
60:29
[Music]
60:31
oh [ __ ] me i mean well that's dry
60:34
um [ __ ] i don't know
60:39
maybe like stop caring as much
60:54
it's funny though but usually john is
60:57
the one to make the polls
61:05
anytime i see like an opinionated uh mod
61:08
thing
61:09
i'm like all right it was john because
61:11
when the poll came up it was like
61:13
dumb stupid option or like yeah fine
61:16
whatever
61:17
and i'm like that sounds like john
61:20
it might not have been but john
61:36
yes various cheeses an apple
61:39
it didn't do as well with apple as i
61:41
thought it was but it is a great cheese
61:42
knife
61:45
fantastic cheese knife i do say so the
61:48
second coat goes on
61:51
the one to perfect it all
62:03
a woman not a woman
62:06
well [ __ ] i guess [ __ ] god damn
62:10
[Music]
62:12
oh well i'm good for that but that's
62:13
fine i'm gonna pay that anyway
62:27
instead of crouching down to do all this
62:29
bottom stuff i'm just [ __ ] back
62:30
because every time maybe i shall
62:34
no rule no no crouching just all bending
62:37
at the hips
62:38
[Music]
62:42
all bending at the hips it's the perfect
62:44
way
62:47
hey boys how are we doing i can see chat
62:49
again what's up
62:52
oh [ __ ] thank you so ask me anything
62:58
i've got [ __ ] i got a bra but no
63:00
[ __ ] bobs dude
63:02
this is what that's what i mean i've
63:04
taken some liberties because it is
63:05
boiling
63:07
i don't care about the punishment that
63:09
you provide but my god
63:11
i could not do bobs i had them on when i
63:13
was getting a jumpsuit and i was like
63:15
[ __ ] this
63:20
i disagree was that john i feel like
63:22
john donated that
63:24
i mean [ __ ] i'm on the easy bit now so i
63:27
could go and get bob's on
63:29
i had them on all day and then i started
63:30
doing this i was like [ __ ] this man
63:32
it's so difficult
63:36
it's just too warm you know this room
63:39
isn't like air conditioned either
63:41
so i was just like i'm screwed
63:50
oh i actually weirdly that's a really
63:54
specific and also uh answerable question
63:57
um well i've got lock stick on one of my
64:00
button lock knives
64:06
i agree john is to blame for all the
64:08
world's atrocities he's also french
64:12
so i can blame you even more
64:19
now i wish i did this bit easier because
64:21
now it's like actually being a bit of a
64:22
pain
64:23
i wish i did this first bit the same way
64:25
i did the last bit
64:31
you probably can see
64:36
what if that was the point
64:46
because i've got like a really thin one
64:55
no no
64:58
[Music]
65:01
it wasn't strong
65:18
i believe john to be the blame for every
65:20
single thing
65:23
[Music]
65:25
i'm saying
65:34
for uh a minute i've mastered the art of
65:37
taking bras off and on
65:59
[Music]
66:02
and
66:04
[Music]
66:17
[Music]
66:27
all right one sec
66:38
[Music]
66:45
trippy
66:53
[Music]
67:03
okay welcome back it's me
67:06
gamerboy420 how are you
67:09
ah okay paint drying stream
67:24
oh you weren't being mean to john were
67:25
you it's a meme
67:27
quit being mean to john he's a good guy
67:30
good job
67:36
john's a good guy it's just a meme don't
67:38
be mean to john john's cool
67:43
chat we need to give john hugs john's a
67:46
good guy he works hard
67:49
can you pick it up no no no no no no
67:53
no no no no ah
67:57
no no no john don't know john dixon
68:01
john where are you my boy come back i
68:03
want to say hi
68:22
oh
68:28
i'm meaning very sorry john
68:32
i'm sorry if you took anything i said
68:33
seriously it was not meant to be serious
68:36
okay
68:39
ah [ __ ]
68:44
i'm gonna [ __ ] this wall up dude okay
68:52
[Music]
68:54
hey it's like a bit here that's not
69:04
even
69:13
okay
69:18
it's weird even though it's like pink
69:19
paint the white still comes through
69:21
really heavily
69:22
so if i [ __ ] this up it's gonna show
69:24
immediately
69:29
also it sounds like the goddamn gta
69:31
music doesn't it a little bit
69:34
i don't know if i like the music
69:46
okay
69:58
holy [ __ ] wait is that okay
70:02
yeah okay
70:07
evening out the paint
70:10
it's tough work for a tough guy like me
70:23
[Applause]
70:29
oh hold on holy [ __ ]
70:32
okay i'm having a hard time
70:36
a tough guy my guy
70:39
it's like i want to open up discord see
70:41
if i got a message but i can't i don't
70:43
actually have discord on the laptop
71:10
can see is getting painted the only
71:12
thing that's not is the ceiling and i
71:13
didn't take that
71:15
quote
71:21
oh good holy [ __ ]
71:38
um
71:52
okay
71:55
oh holy [ __ ] oh my god i'm tired man do
71:57
anyone else want to come over they can
71:59
do it for me
72:00
jesus be real helpful around now
72:06
yes take dog leggings dude they're like
72:08
they're they work real well but
72:10
jesus christ they're like [ __ ]
72:13
they're different oh
72:13
god and some real like sell out thought
72:18
sell out uh leggings
72:24
not after the john abuse oh dude i
72:26
didn't know what the [ __ ] was anything
72:28
like that was taking
72:29
seriously i'm confused
72:47
dude i'm sweating
72:50
damn boy dick
72:54
sorry i'm going through the mod chat
72:55
right now uh
72:58
i don't know it was the jokes of john
73:00
was that taken very seriously
73:03
i didn't mean to
73:06
yeah i'm surprised that was being taken
73:08
that what that like
73:09
badly i wasn't even i mean i just said
73:13
did john make the poll it's badly done
73:24
feel like i reserve the right
73:30
okay
73:38
you're insane
73:43
you're insane bucker
73:46
there's like
73:51
nothing too special about it
74:03
okay
74:09
it's a nice relaxing painting string i'm
74:12
here to give you
74:14
chill beats to study and relax to
74:17
chill beats to study and paint too
74:25
oh holy [ __ ] are you going to take up
74:29
the same time
74:36
oh god
74:40
probably not actually i did the i did
74:43
the floor one really well
74:47
i haven't done the ceiling though mainly
74:50
because i can't reach the ceiling and i
74:51
haven't brought up a stepladder
75:02
a little bit of trailer park cake
75:06
oh yeah
75:10
stuff give me the update on the john
75:14
holy [ __ ]
75:21
this is
75:25
that's what i mean this is usually i
75:26
think i've said before that i don't wear
75:28
anything insane off stream
75:29
this is pretty much what i wear
75:36
off-stream
75:39
[Music]
75:43
what are french people like what can we
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do to surprise john can we give john a
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surprise birthday party
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what can we do with john to make it up
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to
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he's a pretty wholesome guy
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except i don't think the outfit's like
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insane
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i don't think the outfits all that great
76:23
but every day
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hot as [ __ ] of course oh my god i fell
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what can we do with john i want to make
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it up to the guy
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[Music]
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the paint fumes dude i'm well ventilated
77:18
but oh my god
77:25
ah yes i should do a mural on one of the
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walls
77:29
[ __ ] around do like a bob ross painting
77:30
on one that's like a kind of all right
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idea actually
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shall i
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oh that's not great
77:43
mighty goof this one might have goofed
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[Music]
77:56
it
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yeah i know
78:06
it's like i haven't really done the most
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of the top bit it's just goofed but
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i'll i'll get to work on fixing it when
78:15
i can get like a stepladder or something
78:19
like the best i can do
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is like there and i want to paint the
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ceiling that
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oh [ __ ] i can't really reach that
78:31
i can't really do much there i can do a
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bit here
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but that bits pretty much the most i
78:36
could do and i need a stepladder for
78:41
that dude
78:42
i'm gonna need a stepladder for that
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[ __ ] man
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oh we've actually almost ran out of
78:52
paint in the tray
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so i figured out like one wall is like
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one tray of paint
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i've done like a like a wall and a hat
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well you know i've done
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almost two coats
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lift me up by the thighs
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i hope he's all good
79:38
holy [ __ ] well another news
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ah holy [ __ ]
79:46
in other news i now have like finalized
79:50
editors for the highlight channel
79:52
why are you using this stepladder
80:00
no he's gone for the day although
80:03
i think that's it's worse to use a
80:05
biological ladder instead of a sniper
80:08
something a bit weird genetics there i
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don't know
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ah come on [ __ ] paint
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dude
80:35
it stopped being funny a long time ago
80:37
to be honest
80:59
i just it's just downstairs i do own one
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now
81:02
i don't know if you remember thank you
81:05
for giving me confidence
81:26
uh i'm glad that it went at least
81:29
somewhat well
81:30
it could have gone much worse but you
81:33
know [ __ ] yeah i'm glad that it went all
81:34
right
81:36
even though it thinks it's a bit weird i
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feel you know what
81:39
to be expected you know
81:44
i've never had to explain this to really
81:47
anyone
81:48
besides stream and even they think it's
81:51
weird
81:52
so the only people i've explained it to
81:56
before are you guys
81:57
and even you guys find this weird all
81:59
right you know what
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it could have been worse
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i'm glad you did it though a lot of
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bravery
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oh my god
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[Music]
82:19
this is way harder than anyone thought
82:21
it than i than i thought it was there's
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no way
82:23
had anyone said it was gonna be i
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thought this was gonna be like something
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i could knock out in a day
82:28
not something this is definitely not
82:30
something i could knock out in a day
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holy [ __ ]
82:42
any more paint i need more paint i think
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look
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[Music]
83:02
hey look
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okay
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[Music]
83:17
this one's way easier this one doesn't
83:19
require too much work because i pretty
83:21
much
83:21
nailed this side
83:22
[Music]
83:28
we're just making sure there's no like
83:29
really thick paint or anything
83:31
just evening it out
83:40
is this [ __ ] glittery it's just wet
83:50
yes i could but that doesn't mean i'm
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going to
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chat you don't want this chat
83:59
god damn
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you don't want that chad trust me holy
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[ __ ]
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[Music]
84:08
heels no no
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my cultural difference with brits where
84:16
are you take the piss out of each other
84:23
i know i wish it had more glitter on it
84:25
so i could be so i could really show
84:27
that i'm
84:28
the most straightest the most straighter
84:30
guy could be
84:31
holy [ __ ]
84:35
yeah i'm acting like it's beer it's
84:38
[ __ ] water
84:39
sparkling water
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[Music]
84:42
i'm tired though oh my god okay
84:45
yeah kevlar you got a good point i
84:47
wanted the john thing [ __ ]
84:50
yeah it might be a british thing i know
84:52
i in all fairness i didn't like it when
84:53
marisa did it
84:55
because marisa was talking about how you
84:57
know germans they they're like very
84:59
they're much more like receptive to you
85:02
know taking the piss out of each other
85:03
and like you know physical whatever
85:06
and i didn't like that it was not my
85:07
thing but you know
85:09
it is a thing in britain as well to just
85:12
take the piss out of each other just
85:13
you know verbally so maybe i did take
85:16
that too far
85:17
but yeah it might be
85:20
i'm not sure differences of culture i
85:22
think that's just like a
85:24
guy friend sort of thing shows that i
85:27
love you john i didn't mean it
85:29
i'm mixing the paint bucket like you
85:31
said
85:33
but yeah
85:43
it's still globally it's still very
85:45
globby the paint's still very very
85:46
globby
85:50
oh dude my arm holy [ __ ] if
85:54
[Music]
85:56
just a bit of banter indeed
86:00
the thing is i could reach that let me
86:02
show you let me show you the thing
86:04
so that's about the room that i've got
86:06
why i looked so much but let's just do
86:07
it like that
86:08
wow i did such a great job oh god
86:12
i've got like that much left which is
86:14
around the size of a heel i could
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probably do it if i wore heels
86:18
but should i is the real thing i don't
86:21
know if i want to wear heels
86:24
i don't know if i want to be wearing
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heels camera there we go
86:28
do i want to be wearing heels for this
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yes [ __ ] all right so let me find
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like let me find something that will
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actually
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work um
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oh my god
86:44
right one sec i've got an average heel
86:46
average like average sized heel give me
86:48
one sec i want to just put one on
86:50
and see if i can actually reach it okay
86:54
let's find out there's a bit of a test
86:58
run
86:58
so i can see if this legitimate strategy
87:00
and if it is
87:02
maybe okay
87:07
oh my god yeah that's a strap oh [ __ ]
87:10
that was too much paint
87:12
yeah okay it's a real strategy we could
87:14
do it
87:16
but do i want to is the real point
87:20
yeah that's i can do it in heels
87:25
now i've got to paint this whole goddamn
87:27
section again
87:28
i'll do a second third coat on this
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thing
87:42
i might need slightly taller heels but
87:45
yeah i could do it
87:58
okay [ __ ] it why not let's do it jesus
88:01
christ
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which ones oh i need like really tall
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ones though
88:07
i need really tall heels though
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can you catch me
88:29
oh it's fine you're all good it's just
88:32
like a natural thing
88:34
holy [ __ ] oh my god you're gonna
88:37
you're gonna be in real pain probably
88:38
not i won't need to be like tippy-toeing
88:40
like that
88:41
sort of my bob's he did not stir the
88:44
paint i did stir the paint
88:45
yes i did stir the paint you're wrong i
88:47
did stir the paint
88:48
in fact i've still got a stirring stick
88:50
in the paint bucket
88:52
i'm mid-stirring of paint it's more
88:55
liquidy than it was
88:57
but it's still very globby you know
89:01
i've started for a show in five minutes
89:03
or so every three minutes or so
89:05
not too bad not a big deal
89:10
okay
89:16
solid i'm not gonna leave with that
89:22
painting walls today yeah oh god oh my
89:24
i'm painting that one
89:26
i wasn't planning on streaming much
89:27
longer than doing that one to be honest
89:36
i can't reach it it's like eight feet i
89:38
guess which is still pretty low compared
89:40
to like
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maybe seven or compared to like american
89:43
houses yeah it's kind of what
89:45
clearance you're insulting my british
89:47
housing
89:49
okay chad i need a pair of really
89:52
[ __ ] tall heels
89:53
like really [ __ ] tall heels i've
89:56
either got the oh no
89:57
no no no no one second one second we're
89:58
in serious mode i'm pausing the music
90:01
right chat i'll give you guys an option
90:03
because i've got all the heels like
90:04
right here
90:15
i know you mean i was just like doing
90:17
that one i think it's fine like from
90:19
that it's pretty good
90:22
[Music]
90:27
it is clean it's so clean it's really
90:30
clean
90:31
i just it's just the hallway i needed to
90:34
move everything that still was in the
90:35
bedroom like stuff
90:37
like shoe rack i've got a shoe rack
90:39
gotta move that outwards
90:40
um it's not the worst
90:44
you know like there's shoes there what
90:47
what's that
90:48
wait i think that's the bin what is that
90:51
oh no it's
90:52
just the drawer i'm [ __ ] stupid yeah
90:54
i've just moved the shoe rack and the
90:55
curtains because like where was i gonna
90:56
put them
90:57
the shoe rack and the curtains that's
90:58
all there's gonna be so fresh as a
91:00
gremlin house dude
91:01
it's it's not it's fine it's fine fine
91:02
look my shoes okay
91:05
let's see one second
91:21
all right
91:24
okay these are the second tallest heels
91:26
that i own
91:28
these are the second tallest they're
91:29
giant do i wear these
91:34
i don't know if this is a great idea man
91:37
do i wear this
91:38
the giant shoes what do what do chat
91:41
what do
91:43
i need some socks that aren't like
91:46
this thick that's fine let's wear these
91:48
i'll just move them down
91:52
yes okay it's fine i'll do another i'm
91:55
working on it i just gotta
91:56
manage to get these heels right okay
91:59
i'll manage to get those sharks on
92:00
that is so [ __ ] pink
92:04
god okay well it's fine
92:07
it's all fine you haven't even seen the
92:09
decorations yet the decorations are nuts
92:11
that's what i mean
92:12
i was gonna do like i thought i'd get
92:14
all the painting done today
92:15
but no i'm i know i'm not gonna be able
92:17
to do it i'm not gonna be able to get
92:19
all the painting done
92:21
oh yeah it's pink looks purple it's very
92:24
pink
92:25
yeah it's in real life it's very very
92:27
pink it's not purple
92:28
at all i think it's just the camera's
92:30
like lighting oh
92:32
my god okay grandma grandma an hours
92:35
dude
92:37
okay pink it is pink
92:41
all nighter to get the painting done
92:42
dude
92:48
no no no no i couldn't i couldn't walk
92:50
past all the like
92:51
there i had like two bedside tables
92:53
there to move out of here so they're all
92:55
like in the bathroom right now
92:57
you might just play
93:00
i don't care what okay
93:04
all right let's try and get these things
93:06
on i've wore these in [ __ ]
93:08
ages for more obvious reasons than not
93:12
okay let's do this
93:16
then again you know the only time i've
93:17
worn these before was when was with a
93:19
corset and these
93:20
sucked to tie up and now i can kind of
93:23
do them up
93:24
way more easily
93:33
right now as a message to dolly right
93:37
will dolly be all right with if i do if
93:39
i cross my legs after the painting is
93:41
done
93:42
is that an is that an all right thing
93:44
dolly
93:46
okay also i still haven't got any great
93:50
like great ideas on how to
93:51
on how to make it up to john what to say
93:54
what do you want to say what to do for
93:56
him
93:58
what to do for the fella okay this is
94:01
fine
94:02
and then i'll just like go
94:05
through there like i saw
94:10
all right bam there's that one and then
94:18
hello thanks for the bits been there
94:21
oh that's gone wrong
94:24
okay cool there's too much horny
94:28
well welcome to my streams
94:32
it's full of bunk there we go oh my god
94:35
chat okay [ __ ]
94:39
oh my god i'm tall look at the
94:41
difference so i'm standing on like my
94:42
normal foot now and then now i'm
94:44
standing on the hill
94:47
[ __ ] hell chat constant horny
94:51
indeed i'm gonna sit down for this one
94:53
five eleven now to be soon to be six
94:55
foot five
94:57
oh my god my ass all right
95:00
they're pleasing heels on amazon they
95:02
are indeed
95:05
sorry the tux of penny ass now because
95:06
i've got to like half cross my legs
95:18
solid nailed it
95:22
let's do such a thing
95:32
okay
95:36
i'm doing this okay
95:39
this is such a pain i wish you could see
95:41
what i'm doing i'm like basically they
95:42
lace up like
95:43
let's say hiking boots do
95:48
so there you go like crisscross him and
95:51
i'm not really used to it
95:54
what the [ __ ] yeah that goes there
95:59
to there so
96:02
there so there to there
96:07
or is it hiking boost lace-up like
96:09
tripper heels
96:10
i'm not sure okay
96:19
okay solid
96:22
i've got one almost done with two
96:25
there we go and
96:30
totally bow and
96:35
three two one solid
96:38
okay i'm now in heels i am now in heels
96:42
i'm now gonna do this okay they put on
96:45
some music again let me show you what
96:47
i'm let me show you what i'm working
96:48
with now
96:49
look okay
96:53
i can now like reach the ceiling like
96:54
look
96:56
big as hell oh
97:09
you're insane okay
97:12
i've mixed this i'm going to pour more
97:14
of it
97:16
into the boy into the boil over here
97:27
uneven ground dude
97:32
okay adds enough paint it's enough paint
97:35
for this wall
97:36
okay
97:40
um that needs to be mixed a bit i didn't
97:44
get that one this one globe
97:48
everything else was sufficiently
97:50
unblocked but this is still a little bit
98:00
globby
98:14
explain this to john i feel i feel bad
98:17
now about it
98:18
but hopefully i can find a way to forget
98:21
to for him to forgive me
98:23
hopefully i can find a way to explain it
98:24
but oh [ __ ] i've got paint on the end
98:27
okay ah much better consistency
98:34
much better no i've got too much on the
98:37
paint
98:38
but oh well it's soaked in paint now
98:40
okay
98:43
right finish this bit
98:47
very gently
98:55
all right it's working now boy oh
98:59
hell yeah
99:04
i can now reach the ceiling let's
99:06
[ __ ] go
99:08
i don't even only tip that this is great
99:13
normalized painters wearing stripper
99:16
heels it works
99:26
this is good this works out so well
99:52
so
100:04
sweet okay cool this is actually working
100:06
out pretty good
100:08
good shout out for the heels idea again
100:12
dumb but good shout out solid idea check
100:16
the most solid if i did this chat's
100:18
cursed jesus
100:20
oh
100:37
oh good my guy we all have those days
100:39
but still
100:41
i do feel bad i think that idea is
100:44
pretty much
100:45
agreed on by chat you know but yeah
100:49
i hope everything gets better my guy but
100:52
i wouldn't feel bad about it
101:00
i give you full permission to roast me
101:02
as much as you like in chat
101:05
if you would so desire
101:15
[Music]
101:16
okay
101:21
oh my god okay i'm so close to being
101:25
done
101:25
with this wall kind of
101:29
mostly i'm like so goddamn close
101:32
i've done all of this but i haven't done
101:35
the corners
101:36
and everyone was telling me the corners
101:38
are like the first bit so i'm kind of
101:40
annoyed about
101:41
that i didn't figure that one out but oh
101:44
well also the light switch is a bit of a
101:47
pain
101:48
because how am i supposed to do this
101:49
[ __ ] oh well
101:54
okay okay
101:58
i kind of need to see it like fully
102:00
dried
102:01
but from what i can see it looks pretty
102:04
alright
102:11
besides that some of it's tried and it's
102:14
revealed that i have got i have not done
102:16
enough
102:17
what do you guys think
102:29
[Music]
102:45
[Music]
102:55
no i won't be able to fix it
103:00
[Music]
103:02
ah i can't paint over it
103:06
it would just show up in the lines of
103:07
the paint forever
103:11
[Music]
103:20
i can't kill like cheeks anymore what do
103:23
you mean
103:24
kill ass chicks
103:36
no
103:38
holy [ __ ] i mean if you don't like
103:41
looking at me turn around i could always
103:42
go and put in there i could always go
103:44
on dungarees again
103:49
what oh yeah no i was saying how i was
103:52
saying how it's great for cutting cheese
103:54
i have cut cheese and i've cut apples
103:56
it's not as good for cutting apples as
103:57
it is for cheese
103:58
but it's pretty good at cutting cheese
104:06
okay yeah it's like the paint dries in a
104:09
bit of a weird way
104:11
i do kind of need to do more than more
104:13
than a couple coats i guess
104:15
because it's showing all the first
104:17
inconsistencies about it
104:20
this is where me as a painter really
104:22
falls apart
104:24
my future job prospects are ruined
104:31
but it's fine
104:34
i'm sure it's completely fine to
104:36
overpaint
104:39
i'm sure no one has an issue with that
104:42
the professional painters of chat
105:00
okay
105:02
oh okay
105:14
ah [ __ ] i delete do this
105:18
this is so [ __ ] annoyingly difficult
105:21
holy [ __ ]
105:36
[Music]
105:42
jeez
105:57
yep but i don't know how to use it
106:01
i have no idea how to use it does it
106:03
keep going out of focus
106:10
yep
106:15
yeah yeah i can tell
106:18
it's because like there's less light now
106:20
oh [ __ ]
106:21
well [ __ ] i've now got paint on the
106:24
technology
106:28
this is
106:41
[Music]
106:50
i can see why
106:55
and i know this is where you just let it
106:56
dry
106:59
however i disagree i can see where it's
107:02
like drying
107:03
like i know where it's like drying and i
107:05
need to do more of it is the thing
107:08
so that's what i mean
107:29
like this but i didn't ever do two coats
107:31
off so i'm doing with two coats now
107:34
oh okay
107:49
whoops
107:55
okay you know what i think i'm gonna
107:58
call this
107:58
like fine enough
108:02
and even though i can see like [ __ ] is
108:04
that what painter is that
108:07
not dry paint i can't actually tell
108:11
either way i'll smooth it out
108:16
okay i'm gonna let that be
108:20
holy [ __ ] okay
108:23
boys let's come down to me now
108:27
oh i make sure i'm good there we go look
108:31
at that that's all right
108:32
that's not too bad eh
108:36
how are you oh re-tuck bro i might need
108:40
to
108:44
i may need to like tighten the tuck a
108:46
little bit just because i've stretched
108:48
out so much
108:51
get away no movie is there
108:55
why are you like tilted what the [ __ ]
109:00
anyway [ __ ] it's fine damn she thick
109:02
rose tomboy
109:04
indeed you want a boyfriend with with
109:07
tits
109:10
what else notice me yes
109:17
get the [ __ ] away from us oh you're bad
109:19
yeah welcome to my bedroom
109:21
uh it's usually more cramped it looks
109:24
actually fairly big on camera
109:27
but it's just because i've moved the bed
109:30
i've moved
109:30
but this is like almost touching the
109:31
wall on this side let me show you okay
109:35
oh see what i mean a small bedroom not a
109:38
very large bed not a very large bedroom
109:40
midway
109:43
i was actually confused by what you said
109:45
about talking to mika
109:47
ah i don't know i don't know what i said
109:49
with nico
109:51
should i re-tuck chat what do you think
109:54
i kind of it's like i can tell that it's
109:56
not as like
109:57
normally tucked as it is but i don't
110:00
know
110:00
yeah no yes no yes no yes no yes
110:04
or just untucked also true but then
110:07
again dolly done like a thousand dollars
110:09
they only donated a thousand dollars so
110:11
i'm not sure
110:12
also i have not i've also not heard
110:15
heard from dolly since
110:17
where did dolly go i wanted i want to
110:19
get the the finalized thing you owe it i
110:22
know that's what i mean
110:27
uh you can crush it indeed
110:30
i mean [ __ ] i could now like look look
110:33
at how i'm sitting now like i can
110:34
i can probably i could probably do it
110:36
now it's not as tight
110:37
maybe i've just done it better this time
110:40
i'm not sure
110:41
i've done it more normal
110:45
the only said yes for free for 10
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minutes i know but i didn't see it
110:48
i didn't see the message in chat
110:52
say sorry to john put the pink rose
110:54
letters back oh
110:56
that's a good idea that's a solid plan
111:02
get the kraken under control she said in
111:05
chat i don't see
111:06
it dude i missed it what the [ __ ] is
111:07
happening
111:10
[Music]
111:12
i'm so confused by it
111:13
[Music]
111:15
oh tts scuff dolly give me bits i what
111:18
it hasn't popped up
111:19
if she gave me like one bit it won't pop
111:21
away i think the minimum's like
111:22
a hundred or something it's like a
111:25
dollar i guess is minimum
111:29
the wall's actually drawing okay but it
111:31
ain't good
111:34
[Music]
111:35
i don't know it took like a while to
111:37
draw last time it was dry
111:40
like 20 minutes ago i find i don't know
111:43
i got what let me say 20 minutes ago
111:47
oh [ __ ] oh no it's fine
111:50
hey we did it
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but this is the uh this one i was gonna
112:02
wear it's a tesla
112:04
my dad got at me it's a tesla [ __ ] um
112:08
jumpsuit i was gonna wear it but then i
112:11
was like god it's gonna be too warm
112:13
so i didn't what was the sim goal for
112:16
hair removal
112:17
i i don't know it's just [ __ ] it was
112:19
like four thousand but this is a
112:20
different lap this is a different
112:21
computer it's my laptop that we're on
112:23
so i've got it like as a different goal
112:25
i think it's like
112:27
there that that's a different thing now
112:29
it's just [ __ ] goofed
112:30
i just wanted something on the street on
112:32
the screen
112:34
are you gonna make your room a
112:35
transplant no i'm not
112:37
[Music]
112:38
although better than just all pink [ __ ]
112:42
good lord anyway uh yeah it's a
112:45
different obs so the goal is going to be
112:47
wrong yeah
112:48
the goal's just wrong thanks for the
112:49
stuff i go but
112:51
there we go okay i don't see that i
112:53
haven't seen a message from dolly
112:56
so [ __ ] it i don't know i don't know i
112:58
have no idea dolly hasn't given me an
112:59
update dolly just
113:00
give me three dollars dolly just give me
113:02
three dollars darling and i'll be able
113:04
to see the message
113:05
because i might have missed it in chat
113:08
the gentle paint looks good you guys
113:10
yeah it's not too bad actually
113:12
you can see okay can you see like right
113:14
there it's not like properly done
113:16
[ __ ] yeah what the [ __ ] is that i don't
113:19
know dude
113:22
it's drying slowly and i can like i can
113:25
slowly see
113:26
all the bits where i've goofed
113:30
are you gonna paint the edges yeah i'm
113:31
just waiting for it to dry first a
113:32
little bit so i can see what's happening
113:34
also i wanted to talk a little bit
113:49
[Applause]
113:51
sometimes stuff in chat's not like um
113:53
stuff i can respond to it's just like
113:56
why are people so weird i don't know
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no idea man uh i could do the i could do
114:04
like the corners of it i guess but [ __ ]
114:07
are you now it's [ __ ] it's still like
114:09
flat too i don't know just take my money
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just
114:13
take my money yeah wait i'm flat dude
114:15
like look at this [ __ ] i'm like
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flat you can't see [ __ ] there so it's
114:19
like you know it's okay
114:21
paint stream hope that he is
114:26
okay i think i can do the bottom corner
114:28
of it
114:29
[Music]
114:31
yeah i can do the bottom corner of it
114:34
what thunk
114:38
yeah i could do the bottom corner i
114:39
could do the bottom like row e not
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corner you know what i mean
114:42
the bottom row
114:45
i'm also making this a little bit easier
114:48
to
114:50
[ __ ] where okay
114:53
solid
114:56
he's spoiling us with these 10 angles
114:59
indeed
115:00
okay let's go [ __ ] where should we go to
115:05
what angle i want to see i want
115:08
you to be able to see what i'm actually
115:10
doing
115:13
okay [ __ ] where's my paintbrush on
115:16
there yellow paintbrush
115:20
oh my god okay wait do i
115:23
okay i don't know where the right do i
115:24
go like up and do small little brushes
115:27
off and along or do i go sideways
115:29
pro painters please what is it what do i
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do
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[ __ ] heels yeah
115:41
changing the angle of the dangle one
115:43
dude
115:44
up yeah that's what i think
115:47
look at paint cutting i don't have time
115:48
mustache mustaches are just
115:50
meh painting painting in heels would be
115:54
a bit chubby that dude i'm so good
115:55
up fix the sideways got it okay solid
115:58
off that's what i
115:59
can that's what i thought it would be
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but i was confusion
116:04
i didn't know whether it was true or not
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okay
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[Music]
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[Music]
116:28
okay i need to move this like carpet
116:32
because i don't know why but it's just
116:33
sunk into
116:34
into the way move this out the way there
116:38
we go
116:38
much better much easier swing
116:43
[Music]
116:54
okay
116:59
all right
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[Music]
117:04
okay this is going better than the other
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one
117:07
smaller surface area to mess up
117:15
[Music]
117:32
okay this is going well
117:44
i don't know why the [ __ ] the music so i
117:47
don't like this music
117:49
i don't like this music i'm gonna change
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the music
118:04
one different one i want a different
118:06
music i don't want
118:07
chill vibes on fun vibes
118:13
why is everything low fine i don't care
118:15
about lo-fi music
118:18
i don't know it's good to listen to but
118:19
it's not good for a stream
118:22
i don't know gaming music holy [ __ ]
118:26
i'm gonna be able to play fortnite to
118:27
this
118:30
this is uh dude i could play so much
118:32
fortnight to this
118:34
i don't know i can't find any good music
118:36
do you guys know any good like
118:38
what should i search for what search
118:39
term do i use to get good
118:41
gaming music dude not gaming music i
118:43
need some proper good oh what the [ __ ]
118:45
hey freddie thanks for the raid i don't
118:46
know why i didn't see that thank you
118:47
freddie
118:49
uh sorry i didn't even see that thanks
118:51
freddy for the raid them nails indeed
118:54
um lo-fi gaming radio
118:58
minecraft music what a great idea
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geometry dash
119:02
don't geometry dash have actually some
119:04
decent music actually
119:07
geometry dash songs
119:20
oh my god i've heard this one
119:26
i've heard that before i've never even
119:27
played this game
119:32
it's actually not bad
119:36
[ __ ] it you know this isn't too bad
119:40
[ __ ] it i'll keep that that's fine
119:42
drummer
119:43
hopefully geometry dashboard and dmca
119:45
claim me
119:47
jumper plug just put on the bob ross
119:49
video
119:51
okay i can start to see like where i've
119:53
goofed now
119:54
like the paint dry is now showing how
119:57
[ __ ] uneven and bad this
119:59
is so oh no
120:04
whoops like that's not good this is
120:07
all bad there that's not good all of
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it's bad
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this is gonna take longer than i thought
120:14
it would [ __ ]
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[Music]
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oh
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is this gaming music holy [ __ ]
120:49
i'm doing this so badly
120:55
i'm doing this terribly man
120:58
all my confidence has gone away
121:09
that side's pretty good and i hate that
121:12
like i
121:12
i don't know if it's my fault or your
121:15
fault i listened to you
121:16
i shouldn't have listened to you my side
121:19
did pretty well
121:20
i don't know
121:24
my side did so good and i'm [ __ ]
121:27
rambling
121:34
okay
121:48
[ __ ]
121:59
i did the second coat but it's still
122:02
goofed
122:08
third coat
122:09
[Music]
122:14
bad time i guess
122:24
[Music]
122:26
i disagree it's a very thin
122:30
top
122:37
i disagree with you i think i think i'm
122:40
very cool in this
122:58
[ __ ]
123:06
snake the clap over my ass cheeks keeps
123:09
giving my position away
123:31
it's just like with makeup it's just all
123:33
blending that's the goal it's
123:37
[Music]
123:40
blending
123:45
blending it in
123:55
oh my god
123:56
[Music]
124:08
okay
124:22
so
124:37
i mean well i do agree
124:41
i do i don't know you'd only be seeing
124:44
like my back
124:45
and then that's not too interesting
124:48
or the crop top the fun bits at the
124:50
front
124:56
although i will probably be doing
124:58
another stream where i'm at least
125:00
decorating so there is opportunity for
125:02
me to think my outfit through a bit more
125:05
but for this i didn't even want it i
125:07
wasn't even wearing this as like a
125:09
all right i've gotta wear this like to
125:11
look good i'm wearing this so i can like
125:14
do it without worrying about [ __ ] up
125:16
the clothes
125:17
i don't care if i mess up these clothes
125:21
pick-up leggings is surprisingly cheap
125:23
unsurprisingly cheap
125:31
i'm not sure
125:45
okay ah have i done this well
125:49
no [ __ ]
125:56
ah this is so scuffed
126:00
it's so bad okay it's fine professional
126:03
painters they've all left me at this
126:04
point but i don't care
126:34
so close to be doing to be done with
126:36
this one bit
126:44
i need like a spray a spray paint
126:47
i need spray paint that's what i need
126:49
that's the only way i'm going to be able
126:50
to get this even
126:59
do people do that actually
127:03
that's got to be a good way to paint
127:05
like whole buildings like
127:07
industrial spray paint
127:10
i might have just invented a whole embed
127:12
i might have just invented something
127:16
industrial spray paint like i'd be using
127:19
way easier than painting [ __ ] man you
127:21
gotta worry about brush strokes
127:38
speed
127:52
alright
127:57
i'm almost done i'm almost done
128:13
so close i'm so close
128:17
how many times i said i'm almost done
128:20
god
128:32
okay i've done the bottom i finished the
128:35
bottom
128:36
the bottom is done i'm finished with the
128:38
bottom that's what she said
128:39
i've almost done i finished that i
128:42
haven't done the corners yet
128:44
but like that corner is almost done
128:48
there's air spray there
128:55
[ __ ] i need one of those why didn't i
128:57
just buy one of those
128:58
how much are they
129:11
how much are those things dude
129:30
um
129:33
okay sold solid epic moves
129:36
in here
129:43
and like a cs go style like esports i'm
129:46
like
129:47
commentating i need something for this
129:52
for this riveting content literally
129:54
watching paint dry
129:56
but hey you wanted me to stream it
130:05
yeah i can't do that with the i can't do
130:07
it with the roller it's too thick
130:33
depending on the brand oh [ __ ] yeah no
130:36
not worth
130:36
not worth for one room
130:53
what the [ __ ] wait how are you supposed
130:55
to do the top
130:56
genuine question how are you supposed to
130:58
do the top of the lip cut top of this
131:02
how am i supposed to do the top of this
131:03
i'm confusing
131:13
i actually don't know how to do that
131:29
ah okay that's kind of
131:32
kind of done
131:40
[Music]
131:48
okay top of it's really difficult to do
131:53
top of it's really really difficult to
131:54
do
131:56
i don't know how to do that but i don't
131:58
have to do that but
132:01
where's stilettos no i mean like how do
132:03
i get the brush stroke clean i can't do
132:04
that
132:05
my parents are pretty
132:09
you can get your step ladder indeed
132:14
take the ceiling the lights i guess but
132:17
oh that seems like such a pain
132:21
i don't know how i'm gonna be able to do
132:22
that [ __ ]
132:27
oh hey let me do the light switch
132:42
light switch is by far the least clean
132:44
affair that i've done here
132:47
the worst part about it is the light
132:48
switch
132:53
[Music]
132:54
it's such a scary job that i've done
132:58
well with your 500
133:08
[Music]
133:25
[Music]
133:28
for 40 a day from the us
133:42
what
133:50
i'm aware
133:57
oh okay light switch solid light switch
134:00
solid light switch is very solid stay
134:02
away from my camel toe
134:04
do i retuck chat they don't run tools in
134:08
the uk yeah they do but the person was
134:09
saying about in america oh god you can
134:11
see how [ __ ] up that
134:12
was ah
134:15
jesus
134:20
okay oh yikes
134:25
whoever was saying that i would do a bad
134:26
job of this wasn't very very right
134:31
very good okay chat
134:34
i can't tell if chad just wants to see
134:36
bulge
134:37
probably that
134:42
wait and you can't see me
135:03
[Music]
135:06
um
135:14
i'm just being careful about it
135:33
from the states easily
135:51
should really tape the ceiling
136:20
[Music]
136:24
oh yikes okay
136:27
let me take the door frame before i get
136:29
too close to it
136:32
i'm gonna take the door frame one sec oh
136:58
okay
137:13
no [ __ ] i'm gonna do this in layer by
137:15
layer
137:16
i think let's do that and then
137:21
so i can actually see what i'm doing
137:25
and tape it cleanly
137:29
[Applause]
137:31
actually see what the [ __ ] i'm taping
137:40
[ __ ] is this
137:54
okay solid
137:56
okay part of the door frame tape indeed
137:58
get nailed it i'm insane
138:00
solid now it's gonna do the other half
138:18
i take most of it off just not uh you
138:20
know this [ __ ]
138:27
most of it off meaning i did the one bit
138:30
that i was trying to do
138:42
[ __ ] me
138:50
doesn't help the wall's not bloody even
138:57
all right and done next
139:01
next one bit
139:05
tiny tiny bit left to do typing
139:15
is this dubstep
139:29
i've heard the kids nowadays are into
139:32
dubstep
139:34
okay done
139:40
done done and solved holy [ __ ]
139:43
holy [ __ ] now okay
139:48
all right it's like the kids are into
139:50
dubstep nowadays i'm going to
139:52
take heels off now now that i don't
139:55
well i still do but i don't need to do
139:57
that right now
139:59
oh i can do this but now thank [ __ ] okay
140:04
uh it's deadlocked what i mean like just
140:07
my
140:08
tuck a little bit there we go rose is
140:11
short now i'm
140:12
i'm down to five foot four again
140:29
okay
140:34
wait what the [ __ ] hmm
140:47
yeah you're welcome
140:51
to think people are concerned about it
140:53
being not pink enough
140:55
jesus christ
141:05
[Music]
141:21
well i mean that's gonna look not great
141:23
but you know
141:25
it's fine fine
141:38
dude
141:49
content not allowed in portugal
141:54
okay fanboy content is not permitted in
141:58
portugal apparently
142:22
what you just order your size what i'm
142:26
confusion
142:28
i just ordered my size from amazon is it
142:30
is it that bad is that hard to do
142:33
it's not too it's not you know yeah no
142:36
i'm confused your size is the same
142:39
sometimes it is a little bit of trial
142:41
and error but
142:42
you know barely
142:48
dude i'm while i'm painting this when
142:50
you can like reap when you go over you
142:52
can see the first guy who painted it
142:54
didn't do the best of jobs here
143:01
whoever did the initial like white coat
143:04
on this is not great
143:06
not the best of jobs
143:18
but ah well
143:22
what the [ __ ] why is that like that
143:30
okay
143:44
foreign
143:53
filling gaps in the wall with pink paint
144:02
yeah i could have never done this like
144:04
carefully
144:07
yeah good thing i painted it
144:12
right
144:26
plastic fun
144:30
most of them are plaster
144:35
which i am aware takes a bit harder
144:39
you know it doesn't really take to paint
144:41
quite as well
144:47
i think anyway i think it's a bit of
144:50
both to be honest with you
144:52
but plaster is i think blaster i'm
144:55
fairly certain plaster
144:59
which just absorbs paint
145:04
so doing multiple coats is probably like
145:07
a 100 chance for this
145:17
if i'm not wrong am i right i think i'm
145:19
right am i right
145:22
the pain streak something's all gonna be
145:24
so horrible i still need to do a second
145:25
another coat of good after that so it's
145:28
not too bad
145:33
i'll see how it turns out it's it's
145:35
gonna just
145:36
it's not done yet you know
145:46
and if this turns out badly and i'll see
145:48
basically in the morning after i do
145:50
another coat
145:51
i might just end up hiring someone
145:54
to do the rest of the painting and then
145:56
i'll just do the decorating
146:01
which is all right
146:23
oh i thought about it actually
146:26
but yeah no i don't i don't think that's
146:30
worth it
146:30
i don't want to ruin my i don't want to
146:32
ruin them
146:36
i can't wait till i get them back in
146:38
like december
146:49
dude the first guy that did the painting
146:51
here did such a bad job there's like
146:52
globs of it everywhere
146:57
in some ways it makes me a bit more
146:59
relaxed about it because i know like
147:02
no matter how well i do this it's not
147:04
going to be perfect
147:05
so just because the initial
147:09
thing of paint's not great
147:14
and that's what i'm going over
147:18
okay
147:22
so that in theory
147:28
should be pretty much done
147:35
let me do one more thing
147:43
yeah you are right
147:46
but in my hubris
147:49
i decided to do it myself okay
147:52
that's still trying yeah it's getting
147:55
like more and more streaking so it's
147:56
still drying
147:59
i might be you you might have been right
148:01
about maybe leaving it a day
148:03
and then coming back to it what do you
148:05
think
148:07
should i just leave it and then come
148:09
back to it
148:10
or what what should i do
148:14
i kind of don't know what to do about it
148:16
what do chap what do
148:18
leave it a day yeah okay you may be
148:21
correct
148:21
yep fair enough
148:24
well i'll do the top bit
148:27
[Music]
148:29
or should i do the top bit yeah i'll do
148:31
the top bit
148:34
yeah i'll do the top bit what's up
148:38
what's up was popping what's popping
148:41
gamer okay look at that should i do the
148:44
top bit
148:45
like this bit up there shall i do that
148:48
i'm gonna need to tape it all though
148:49
and i don't really know how i'm gonna do
148:51
that
148:52
i i might need to go over step step
148:54
ladder
148:56
don't why are you saying no yes you talk
148:58
all right
149:00
i mean i've got my tape let me do let me
149:02
grab my ladder
149:17
i've literally never used this ladder
149:19
but it's a nice ladder
149:21
i got it for a birthday present let's
149:23
not let you hit the wall
149:24
um look at my stepladder pug champion
149:28
okay step ladder
149:33
okay help step bro i'm
149:36
stuck on my step ladder step help me
149:41
okay that should be fine
149:47
do i like want to do it this way
149:52
well that's not great okay
149:58
yeah all right cool let's tape it
150:02
let's tape it off remove heels i'm not
150:06
in heels anymore
150:08
please don't do nails i'm not in them
150:10
i've got my regular
150:12
feet these i took them off
150:19
i know i know i know i know you were
150:22
right
150:23
i was wrong i agree
150:36
it's a [ __ ] big roll of tape man
150:39
it's not going to hold its own weight on
150:40
the ceiling so
150:42
let's do it in strips that i can reach
150:46
oh i've never been this store before
150:50
this must be what it feels like to be
150:52
five foot ten
151:08
[Music]
151:16
all right that's a clean line and type
151:18
that's a clean line of tape dude that's
151:20
a clean line of tape i do say so myself
151:22
my [ __ ] oh my god he's short
151:26
it's rose small or tall ceiling you it's
151:29
not it's neither i'm not
151:31
i you look short do i really look short
151:35
do i look short i'm 5 11.
151:38
i'm not sure i'm tall this is not a very
151:41
tall ceiling
151:42
in terms of how high ceilings get in
151:44
houses
151:54
i'm not sure i'm not sure why don't
151:56
people keep calling me short
152:08
okay do i look short
152:12
i don't look short i'm not sure [ __ ] you
152:18
i'm not sure i don't look short i'm not
152:22
sure
152:36
is
152:50
okay uh
152:54
solid it's another good tape job
152:57
not as good as the first one but pretty
152:59
acceptable let's see if i can get this
153:01
one done in one go
153:07
you know what's funny is when i was
153:08
getting when i got this house everyone
153:10
said was like oh you know the ceilings
153:12
aren't that high uh so you know that is
153:14
a downside is that the ceilings are
153:16
pretty short
153:17
but you know like i mean come on it's
153:19
not that bad
153:21
and i was like oh i don't mind i pretty
153:23
much just wanted a place to live
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so but no it's [ __ ] the ceilings
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aren't like
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tall but i'm also not short
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that's just an acceptable discourse
153:37
is that enough maybe let's find out
153:40
i want to get this done in one go oh
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yeah
153:43
oh yeah it is
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okay
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all right i only [ __ ] done did it
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boys
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let's go i only went and done did it i
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take the gun i'm sealing are you proud
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of me
154:19
you're proud of me i did it right
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okay cool now i can start doing the hard
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bit which is painting the [ __ ] thing
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and then i will leave it a day to dry
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as the professional matthew have told me
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[Music]
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yes
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that's a lot man that's more than me
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well that's an awful lot oh [ __ ]
155:43
oh [ __ ] i got a bit on the ceiling i
155:45
missed all of the tape okay it's gone
155:47
now that was easy
155:49
it wasn't a lot
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special gamer moves
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[Music]
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okay
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[Music]
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oh [ __ ]
156:36
[Music]
156:44
okay okay how good am i doing right now
156:48
what do you think you can't even see
156:49
what i've done can you
156:51
am i doing okay i feel like i'm doing
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okay
156:55
i'm doing okay am i not i'm doing solid
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what's going on i'm painting my gosh
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darren room
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awful job
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thank you chat
157:47
jesus am i constantly doing like
157:50
leg push-ups it'll make my
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thighs strong chat
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okay
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his work yeah it's kind of like
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the bulk of my knowledge as well i mean
158:33
i have painted this house i was
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like part of it i guess but it was just
158:37
the whites on the plaster
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oh
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against my rules it's against the
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finster tos
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all right
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oh
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then i'm gonna need to move the ladder
160:10
and then we need to move the ladder
160:31
against the sentence
160:44
only allowed to look at painting not me
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my art piece
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it's like listen it's the same reason
161:02
everyone loves nicki minaj's music right
161:05
and no one no one looks at her ass
161:09
that's just the way it is it's the
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respectful way to view an artist
161:12
such as myself an artist
161:18
and i expect you to treat me the same
161:20
way you would treat nicki minaj
161:37
okay halfway done with the first
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coat of the first wall this is gonna
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take a [ __ ] week
161:56
dude
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okay
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is
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your average foot chad
162:55
the keeper of the feet was it a boy let
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me see
162:59
yep it's
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i'm painfully accurate all the time i'm
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always right
163:06
except for that one time and i know
163:07
tomorrow
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okay i'm definitely gonna need to hire
163:24
someone for this room
163:27
well good thing i've got two more
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buckets of paint and not just this one
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okay
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samsung fridge
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samsung fridge
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[Music]
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okay some fridge
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all right last little bit last little
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bit and then i'm done with the roof bit
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[Music]
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and then i'm done with the wall for
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today actually holy [ __ ]
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oh my god
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[Music]
164:44
i think it's just because it's such like
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a light color
164:48
so when you overlap it it you can really
164:50
tell
164:51
like the streaks in it so it's a bit
164:54
harder to do
165:00
i don't know if that's a true fact but
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that's what i observe
165:12
that's what i have observed over this
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time
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okay
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pretty high pretty [ __ ] high i
165:42
thought i was like okay
165:45
you know as soon as this is over i'm
165:46
gonna get it changed and i'm like
165:48
[ __ ] this for
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like half of one wall like doing the
165:54
first half of getting one wall done
165:57
this is 1 8 essentially and it's already
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been like what two hours
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okay all right we're done
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we're done with one wall oh my god
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oh that would be bad if that fell oh my
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god
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nearly three holy [ __ ] two and a half
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hours
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i wasn't even like trying to be
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entertaining i was just painting the
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[ __ ] wall
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oh my god dude
166:44
do i even do another painting stream
166:47
this was dreadful
166:51
i don't know i don't find this like more
166:53
entertaining
167:00
i don't know well let me do a poll in
167:02
chat do you want another one of these
167:03
streams or do i just do this in my free
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time and stream normally
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let's do a poll
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uh let's do a poll in chat oh my god
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[Music]
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okay let me do a question mark
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thing
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okay oh
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i'm genuinely so [ __ ] tired
167:43
oh my god
167:49
i don't know i'll see you when i wake up
167:53
you've got off getting approached finish
167:54
the job i kind of agree with you
167:56
all painting streams really i feel like
167:58
i didn't do like any talking today
168:00
like i think i could like some like the
168:03
actual content in today's stream was so
168:05
low
168:06
i don't know but then again i do i don't
168:09
know i'm not like
168:11
um i never liked those streamers that
168:13
would just like
168:14
sit still for like 20 minutes and i'll
168:16
tell you what's up
168:19
no i haven't yet i i'm waiting until i
168:22
can get like
168:23
i'm try i want to get like an rsvp on
168:25
who would want to come with me
168:28
i took out underwear and i didn't even
168:29
want them um
168:34
paint drawing stream is actually a good
168:36
idea paint drying string
168:38
literally a paint dough i'll just put
168:40
the camera right there and you can just
168:41
watch it
168:42
sleeping stream perfect
168:46
take stream dude i want to [ __ ] uber
168:48
eat some [ __ ] now dude but i'm trying to
168:50
i'm trying
168:50
i'm trying to be on a diet a little bit
168:53
well you know diet
168:54
i'm like just not eating carbs
168:58
oh my god okay cool lol new meta
169:02
new meta new touch meta paint donut
169:04
paint drawing string
169:06
ube some chicken i'm vegetarian buddy i
169:09
got nothing like that it's so much it's
169:10
so difficult to
169:12
oh being a vegetarian it's so much
169:13
healthy no no
169:15
no it's worse it's so much worse
169:20
carbs are life my guy i agree
169:24
financially starts painting better
169:26
somehow i doubt it
169:29
somehow i doubt it i don't know if this
169:30
is going to be uh the new things take
169:32
over twitch
169:37
man this is fun isn't it just watch this
169:40
all day
169:47
it's evening out actually i don't know
169:49
if you've noticed but the streaks have
169:51
gotten bigger
169:52
and they're all kind of evening out
169:58
maybe this will look good in the morning
169:59
like it's getting lighter
170:02
i don't know
170:08
this might end up looking good in the
170:10
morning i do know this is exactly how
170:12
like
170:12
plaster looks when you put plaster on
170:15
and it starts to dry so yeah
170:16
i guess this is kind of what to be
170:18
expected
170:20
clean brushes before you go to bed yeah
170:22
we'll do
170:23
i don't know how to clean the big roller
170:25
though but i will definitely clean the
170:27
brush i am aware of that it'll get
170:29
[ __ ] it'll get [ __ ] up needs a
170:31
second coat i
170:32
might i do agree now i'm gonna be sucker
170:34
yeah i agree
170:35
didn't realize there was pain
170:38
yeah but
170:42
pretty cool i'm just gonna leave my bed
170:45
in this orientation i'm just gonna sleep
170:47
there
170:49
i won't even clean the bed up i'll just
170:51
sleep there like that
170:53
but oh my god
170:58
rinse the roller you throw out the
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roller
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i do have another
171:10
oh what i don't have another bed
171:14
don't sleep in the room what oh [ __ ]
171:18
i don't know the bed oh [ __ ] that's not
171:30
great
171:34
what
171:41
that looks that what that doesn't sound
171:43
like it would look good at all
171:46
four centimeters that's like that big
171:49
i don't know that big what why would you
171:51
want just a white strip on the top of
171:52
all your walls that's so weird
171:58
i'll sleep
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yeah okay you're right you're right
172:13
you're correct
172:14
you were you were correct sir oh man
172:19
oh that's not great okay that's fine
172:24
i'm like quickly gonna make myself a
172:26
door stop there we go
172:29
just have the door open for a bit
172:35
you look like a proper eagle right now
172:37
please dm me
172:40
really
172:42
put a cute trim on the top like how
172:44
makeup oh my god [ __ ] that
172:46
[ __ ] oh [ __ ] that
172:52
sleep on the couch with dog collar jesus
172:55
christ
172:57
you people are insane um
173:00
okay
173:06
i never considered where i'd sleep after
173:08
this actually i've got all the windows
173:10
and doors open
173:11
what have i just kept all the windows
173:13
open is that still bad chat is that
173:14
still bad
173:16
is that bad would that be bad to do i
173:18
feel like that'd be bad to do
173:19
is it bad to do
173:23
bruh that's fine you'll be fine
173:27
yes very bad mix between yeah it's a
173:29
good idea and
173:31
don't
173:35
i just move my mattress all [ __ ]
173:38
downstairs or some [ __ ]
174:04
is
174:12
yeah it's the striping of it it's
174:14
actually like like
174:15
rough concrete finish is actually what
174:17
it's called you know like
174:19
it's meant to be that way
174:31
sleeping on couch is really comfy not
174:33
when you're like my height and the couch
174:35
isn't as big as you
174:36
lengthwise step ladder i'm stuck
174:42
holy [ __ ] all right let me sit down and
174:44
read chat instead because
174:46
this would be easier for me hey boys
174:48
welcome it me it's me again
174:51
how are you i think i did all right i
174:54
think i did okay
174:55
i don't know if it'd be that bad if i
174:58
slept in here
174:59
we'll see 5'4 is too big for your couch
175:02
probably
175:03
my couch is like a three seater so like
175:06
yeah
175:08
damn girl dion boy
175:14
nice bed thank you cool last bed
175:18
not five foot four [ __ ] sake [ __ ]
175:23
that's my the microphone
175:43
i mean i might i don't know if it'll be
175:46
dry in
175:47
three hours i mean it probably won't be
175:50
dry enough in three hours
175:52
but still you know
175:56
i'm not sure maybe in three hours
175:58
actually no you're probably right it's
175:59
been three hours now
176:01
and like there is dry bits on it so i'm
176:03
not sure maybe
176:07
avoid the paint fumes ah we'll see maybe
176:09
i'll just be up for long enough
176:13
it's an all-nighter i think high
176:15
humidity no i mean
176:16
[ __ ] it's i don't know what the humidity
176:18
is like in the uk but i'm
176:20
[ __ ] feeling it either way i i am
176:23
human
176:24
i am my dude my back would feel like a
176:27
dolphins
176:28
a dolphin side fresh out of water
176:31
like i i am sweaty as [ __ ] i know that
176:34
might not be as attractive to some after
176:36
looking at my butt for three hours but
176:38
i'm ver i am sweaty i i am i'm not being
176:42
good i'm not
176:46
moist fin phrasing my back is slick like
176:50
a dolphin right now my god
176:55
i love your nails yeah i get them i get
176:57
them done on a regular basis
176:59
although this one's now got a bunch of
177:00
like pink specks on it
177:02
and if you there's nowhere you're going
177:03
to be able to tell that but still
177:06
uh no i'm not wearing any makeup right
177:08
now because that would be an awful idea
177:09
i knew that this was gonna be at least
177:11
some level of work and i was gonna sweat
177:13
at least a little bit so again i'm not
177:14
gonna wear makeup for this
177:16
but you know [ __ ] i'm just gonna goof
177:19
anyway
177:21
this is the sort of thing that if off
177:23
camera i just do naked bro
177:27
dude put the mic away no
177:31
no makeup still cute
177:34
uh
177:47
a very cool knife it's like a very oh i
177:50
mean
177:51
benchmade bug out it's like a good
177:52
high-end knife
177:54
a medium high-end knife or anything by
177:56
spyderco
177:58
spyderco pm2 is like a lot of people's
178:01
like
178:02
i never got a pm2 i got a pm3 but
178:04
everyone really likes the pm2 if you
178:05
like pm2
178:06
if you like a bigger knife go like chris
178:08
reeve
178:09
get a christopher even be dumb i'll be
178:10
done with it yeah that's the last one
178:12
you get the griptilian is also a good
178:13
one
178:14
i've never had a griptilian or a chris
178:16
roop god i keep looking at christopher
178:18
even i was like oh i should get one
178:19
no god i can't even justify there's so
178:22
much money
178:23
like 500 bucks for a knife like [ __ ]
178:26
and they're not even like anything
178:27
special either
178:29
he doesn't know the mic's not working
178:32
wait
178:40
[Music]
178:42
oh my god
178:47
oh my god when the [ __ ] up oh my god
178:51
when did it when did it when did it [ __ ]
178:58
happened
179:02
when did it just turn off oh my god when
179:05
did it just turn off
179:07
when it just when did it just turn off
179:09
what the [ __ ]
179:11
all stream
179:18
it was on i tested it before the stream
179:23
oh my god what oh that's so
179:27
[ __ ] bad this tomorrow or would you
179:29
like to complete it today
179:31
you should start this around 10 a.m and
179:34
finish it by 6 p.m
179:35
max and not doing it during night
179:38
that was so bad are you kidding me
179:42
i like tested this for like 20 minutes
179:46
everything sounds muffled now it was
179:47
better when it was broken
179:49
really i mean when it's over here and
179:52
[ __ ] and i'm like yelling then it's fine
179:54
but like what this was the whole thing
180:02
i'm peeved i'm peeved
180:08
i'm so peeved it sounds terrible now is
180:10
this better or worse
180:12
better broken oh my god fine
180:16
sounded better to me when it was like
180:17
the other way
180:19
it's way worse now
180:24
well now you're on the camera mic i
180:25
guess
180:29
there you go hello you're there now
180:32
you're right in front of me hello
180:34
much worse is genuinely a dash mic what
180:36
the [ __ ]
180:38
it's generation moment yeah it's
180:40
geometry dash visa
180:41
better with cameraman okay well now i
180:43
think much better what the [ __ ] is going
180:45
on
180:46
[Music]
180:49
this is better i think you just got used
180:51
to it oh my god that was terrible
180:53
what the [ __ ] let me open my window
180:56
fully
181:00
oh let some more air in okay
181:03
that was dreadful oh but now i finally
181:06
got one of these streams
181:07
like hold on let me clear the bed a bit
181:09
let me let me watch this hold up
181:10
drumroll saying a while ago i wanted to
181:12
stream like with my bed around
181:14
[Music]
181:15
what's that
181:20
[Music]
181:37
i'm washing the brush
181:50
[Music]
182:16
[Music]
182:17
okay brush is washed should i wash the
182:20
paint roll or no
182:22
do i wash this how do i even detach it
182:25
wait yeah how do i even detach this how
182:28
do i detach that
182:29
from that how do i even do that
182:37
yeah how do i even do that i don't know
182:38
that you know how i detached that
182:42
what
182:45
let it there and just leave it on wash
182:46
it all right [ __ ] it let's do it
183:28
this may have been a bad idea
183:35
oh that was a terrible idea [ __ ]
183:39
that was bad
183:42
oh [ __ ] i don't know what to do now oh
183:45
[ __ ]
183:46
this is a bad plan oh dude i goofed it
183:52
are you real bad but i gotta continue
184:00
what do they do [ __ ]
184:04
okay i don't know if you can hear me
184:06
chat but i was so no what a great idea
184:08
would be
184:09
i could just wash it with the shower
184:12
and i was in the shower and i turned the
184:14
shower on
184:16
and i would like to say that it's a bad
184:18
idea to do what i have done
184:25
the shower is not a good place to do
184:34
this
184:41
i am i am wet i am not having fun
184:47
i am upset
185:18
well one second
185:23
oh god one minute
185:26
could you hear me can you hear what i
185:28
was saying
185:31
we made you wait okay at least you could
185:33
someone jump she's pretty because she's
185:34
not the area
185:36
i am i am not dry
185:40
[ __ ] oh okay well i gotta continue now
185:44
i'm kind of stuck with this i can't move
185:45
it anymore
185:51
[Music]
185:55
shower stream shower stream cleans
185:58
rolling
186:15
[Music]
186:38
[Music]
186:40
so
186:43
[Music]
186:58
[Music]
187:04
i i've worked out a method for this to
187:07
go better but dude there's so much
187:09
pink on it it's so [ __ ] pink
187:13
that it's it's not coming out dude it's
187:14
an infinite supply it's like wiping the
187:17
top of a felt tip pen
187:19
it's nothing's going away and my
187:22
showers like
187:27
i worked out if i press it on the shower
187:30
floor
187:31
it's a little bit easier it comes out
187:33
comes out quicker but my god it ain't
187:35
quite fast
187:46
it looks like a big [ __ ] strawberry
187:48
milkshake in here
187:51
a new thing that will be pleasant but
187:53
it's just worrying
188:06
the payroll looks the same but my
188:09
shower looks like it's screaming for
188:11
help
188:12
it looks like there was a murder of
188:14
[ __ ] the pink power ranger happening
188:17
here
188:18
and i'm cleaning the evidence
188:46
so
189:00
so
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ah
189:09
[Music]
189:14
jesus christ there's just so much it
189:18
doesn't
189:19
stop
189:27
whoever i think it was matthew that
189:42
jesus [ __ ]
190:04
it's not even getting better this is
190:06
equally as bad as when it started if not
190:08
worse
190:10
i've made no progress
190:13
i'm just soaking wet and i'm there's
190:16
pink paint [ __ ] everywhere
190:36
my food fell out
191:09
[Music]
191:16
things aren't going well um
191:22
the shower's still on i'm scared
191:27
this isn't good the mic's on i
191:31
you know what i'm
191:35
i'm not i'm not even i reckon maybe i'm
191:37
20
191:39
done [ __ ] hell
191:51
[Music]
192:02
disgusting
192:05
okay right
192:09
this may significantly increase my water
192:11
bill but i've got it to the point where
192:13
it's just firing straight on the thing
192:16
i was enjoying all the planning and
192:18
preparation finn puts into his streams
192:20
never a scuff stream ever no
192:22
my wrist is so soaking wet dude
192:26
looks like i've got em someone splooged
192:29
on it bro
192:30
this ain't good i'm pissed
192:33
if you use bob tape this wouldn't have
192:35
fallen out yeah you're right
192:38
you're right i'm a new watcher what are
192:41
your pronouns
192:42
uh someone do the command oh my god i
192:45
got pink paint on my neck ah
192:48
[ __ ] that's not good
192:52
should have been a wet t-shirt stream
192:54
hell heck no
193:01
this is odd because i'm looking like
193:02
right there to look at chat and you're
193:04
there so i'm like
193:05
which one do i look at i'll check in on
193:07
it in a minute
193:08
you know it's fine when are you painting
193:10
at all i don't know also if you notice
193:12
that like
193:13
it kind of looks like it did like it's
193:15
normal
193:19
it's looking better like it's looking a
193:22
lot better i did do two coats
193:24
but like the bottom of it is now like
193:26
looking a lot better
193:28
is it just me like does it look way more
193:30
even now
193:34
happy pride month and god no i don't
193:36
want um
193:38
bad bad idea small looks really patchy
193:41
in places yeah but like the bottom of it
193:43
looks great
193:44
actually like it was really good
193:48
that's all right
193:51
yeah that would be good wouldn't it
193:56
i'm gonna check on it give me a sec let
193:58
me check on this thing
194:00
okay well it's still going
194:17
so everyone wants to when can you just
194:19
sell out
194:50
so
195:04
foreign it's getting better
195:28
okay it is getting better and better
195:32
so okay it's going well
195:35
uh should i stick this in there as well
195:36
yeah why not one sec
195:38
in the wash cycle
195:52
holy [ __ ] it's going badly
195:56
close the paint oh yeah good idea good
195:58
idea
196:01
very good plan what do i do with that
196:08
what do i do with all that [ __ ]
196:11
what do i do with that how do i how do i
196:13
how do i get rid of that
196:15
nice butt thanks you drink it
196:19
nice wash it all leave it
196:23
put the excess back in the tray let it
196:25
dry all of these are terrible
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wait for it to dry and peel it out is
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that actually a real thing
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watch the paint right dude what you've
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all given me a completely different
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answer
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put it in the tub i could put it in in
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the shower but that's a lot of paint
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that's a lot of paint still in there
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put in the fridge make a strawberry
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milkshake out of it yeah you can peel it
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when it's dry
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but it's like let it dry peeled out
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that's the one that i've heard
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most of but that's a lot of pain
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that's what i'm thunking i'm thinking
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that i put a lot of like this back in
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there
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and then i like and then i'd wait for it
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to dry
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but that's not going [ __ ] anywhere
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dude look at that [ __ ] that is
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thick there's some thick paint
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wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
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wait wait
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lucky for me i've got a thing that i've
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just cleaned and now will not clean
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again
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and i have to clean again even okay
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let's do that
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let's grab you let's just like scrape it
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in there
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oh yeah baby look at that now that's
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satisfying
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not really look at that
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okay
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oh that was cool that was satisfied
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okay i'm not gonna go with that method
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actually i'm gonna
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get it all as much out as i can and then
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i'm gonna wash it
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because this is now like a minimal
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amount of paint in there
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okay scrape and look
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and
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all right sweet and then i should be
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able to just put this in the
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in the wash basin that i've been doing
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and just get this all down the drain or
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something
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sweet okay brb chat i'm gonna put this
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in there with it
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all right the original roller
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i will now say is pretty much done i've
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washed
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like 98 of the paint out of it it's
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still a little bit pink
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but like not very and no like not a lot
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of pink is coming out of it so we're
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good
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oh okay solid
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that fills a lot of fail videos you
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drink the paint i'm sorry i'm so sorry
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sorry
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holy [ __ ] well that went well
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i think i'm gonna do this tomorrow
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because i'm like bothering to wash this
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all off
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yeah i'm going to do this tomorrow i
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think i'm going to do it tomorrow and
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i'm not going to do it like in a little
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bit
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i think i'm going to do it tomorrow but
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i am going to try and
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order some food because [ __ ] god damn it
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the diet lasted two days
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i have worked hard
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what get you gonna stream it oh god
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maybe
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i don't know i don't know
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well interesting you say that because
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basically i'm not like scraping it off
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into the drain
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i'm just letting it like sit there and
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soak your normal
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domino's is closed um but domino yeah
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domino's closes so early for me it's
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like
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it's midnight and they've closed which
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is upsetting and i've heard that's not
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like it is in a lot of places
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i'm not sure yeah there's [ __ ]
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nothing good open
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that's a bit of a rip there's like
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shitty pizza places but they're like
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really [ __ ] bad they're like
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frozen pizzas and stuff what's the point
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ah [ __ ] it i'll make some
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uh vegetarian chicken nuggets
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yeah okay one sec can i like bring you
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to this it looks better than you'd think
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it does
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look at this let me take you with me oh
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dear
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oh [ __ ] oh dear viewers
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okay look at that
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it's like actually fairly even don't
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look over there don't look over there
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that's bad
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don't look over there that's a mess
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but like it doesn't look that bad eh
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like that where look you see how it
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looks bad up there
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and then like there it's alright maybe
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it's just the lighting
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but like it looks better it looks really
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even
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like really even even in real life it
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looks really really even
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as it's drying no
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i think i do i think it's pretty nifty
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oh god and i've got one moth in here
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no my feet no no no yeah look it's okay
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it's not terrible looks like a little
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mess but okay yeah no it's fine there
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that's fine it's doing well
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it's the bottom of it that's doing well
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but that the top bit's not doing well
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see what i mean it looks and no the
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bottom of it looks good it's drying it's
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pretty alright
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i i don't know if i'll need to go over
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it again but we'll see
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only one way to find out and it's time
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compilation coming soon
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i'm also regularly blind it looks great
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i wouldn't know though i am blind one
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sec
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i had to swap over the uh the thing
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pink paint yes so you can see how like
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how pink it is compared to the wall over
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there
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it's pretty pink it's very pink
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i wonder if i like if i cast a shadow on
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it does it look worse
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no it's okay it's not bad the the talk
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is like
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almost fully undone itself to be honest
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so i'm not sure really what to do with
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that my socks are so [ __ ] wet it's a
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good pink yeah i agree with you
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it looks purple pink it's not it's just
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pink it's just it's just regular pink
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i thought it was going to be purple and
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it not it's actually doing okay
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let me see the
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nothing good open oh yeah nuggets i'm
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gonna make
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vegetarian chicken nuggets like right oh
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my god oh [ __ ] the curtains i haven't
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done the curtains either
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oh hold on i'll do that one sec while
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i'm waiting
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ah so
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you may know that i bought cannons
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remove this
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it's all fine i'm gonna need to keep
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this maybe i won't keep an
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actually good shirt there uh
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that there this
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is just gonna need to come down all
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together
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i'm not sure where
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so oh yeah now i can finally do one of
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these streams you know those girls that
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just have like something like this
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like oh hey guys where are we oh hey
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guys
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how you doing wait how are you doing
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that's what i should be doing on my
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streams
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constantly just fall down bad
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okay so where's my knife here's my
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so this one i've got
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i haven't seen him yet because you know
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they should be the right thing
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let me take off my curtain thing i had
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to loosen it a minute ago
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so it should yep should come off real
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easy my tur my curtain pole
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okay
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okay these are blackout kerns so you
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know hog champ
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now it's just to see if they actually
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fit on my window
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or also curtain pole all right
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so wait are they small
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no okay they look about the right size
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these should just thread on like this
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they go one in one out one in one out
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like so
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but do you like the color of them chat
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do you like the color of the curtains
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if they match the wall
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okay aside from my
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obviously terrible unacceptable gray
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curtains
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oh yeah no no we couldn't have lived
208:06
with that no no of course not
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there we go curtains done
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he's getting a cut i'm getting a cold
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thing yeah yeah uh
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i wonder why chat i've decided that this
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is the best thing for me
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they considerate these are actually not
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terrible curtains
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i won't give them that but i'm not a fan
208:30
of the color
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but you know what i'm gonna have to get
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used to it
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for obvious reasons
208:40
so maybe i'll be okay with it in the
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future
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but for now this is a healthscape
208:49
okay let's do that
208:52
now i should be able to just pop these
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up and i'll show you what they look like
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oh
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[ __ ] me okay without breaking anything
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i should be able to just pop these up
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here
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well i should have kept the gray one
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then
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oh my god they're the exact right size
209:15
that's nuts
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holy [ __ ] they actually fit holy [ __ ]
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oh my god okay do you know how hard it
209:30
was to find curtains that fit originally
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when we were first getting them it's
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insanely hard
209:38
it wasn't oh my [ __ ] god dude they
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changed the room already look
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like
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look so there's the curtains
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there you go they kind of match you know
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now
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comparatively but now that looks more
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purple
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compared oh god like if you when that's
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gonna be color
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of that it's gonna look purpley
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yeah well it's not that it's not the end
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of the world
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streaming room tour oh god no you
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wouldn't want to see it from the same
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from any other angle than you do it's
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the same size as this room except
210:22
imagine a desk along
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or that wall there like a big
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three that's that's exactly three meters
210:30
by the way
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so that's how you know how big it is
210:32
like if you need a sense of scale
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that's three meters across
210:41
show is your shame woman
210:54
actually the goal we were going to get
210:56
white curtains and we i don't know if
210:59
i think we did a vote for them but we
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still now knowing the right ones we
211:02
could get white versions
211:05
white curtains pink room possibly
211:09
they're not pink and white it's gucci
211:10
yeah it could work
211:13
not sure yet led curtains
211:16
i agree you need to buy
211:19
some unclockable i did except it's
211:21
coming a bit loose
211:26
what's going okay actually
211:29
yeah when that dries that actually might
211:31
look alright nifty
211:34
pink and white aka princess aesthetic
211:38
what other color would you like blue um
211:42
gray curtains we could keep it we could
211:43
have kept the gray curtains
211:48
pink slash purple and white is always
211:50
awesome
211:52
i disagree i'm gonna check on the uh i'm
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gonna check on the thing
211:56
and then i will say let me check on the
211:58
on the washing of things
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oh mark
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so
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so
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okay i've redirected it one more like
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washing go and then we're fine first
213:48
name is jude indeed
213:50
oh dramatically
213:54
we're watching paint dry yeah you're
213:56
literally watching danger
213:58
i think i'm probably in the stream
213:59
though i was i've just kind of been
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chatting for the last half an hour
214:02
uh i think i'm gonna end it off here um
214:05
i don't know if we'll do another
214:06
painting stream i'm not sure
214:10
i'm not sure i feel like the reason why
214:11
you under the painting stream is you
214:13
just want a reason to stare at my ass
214:14
for two hours straight
214:16
but the enzyme will look good i agree
214:18
but you know
214:19
yeah i really love watching paint right
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of course
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i don't know if we will i don't know if
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we will just because like i
214:30
don't i don't think i had a ton of fun
214:32
because just like f
214:33
i can't really talk to you or do
214:35
anything i've just gotta like paint the
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wall
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and that's it so it's it and it's like i
214:39
don't know we had like less viewers than
214:40
normal too so i don't know i guess like
214:42
it's kind of a thing
214:45
i like talking to you i don't like to
214:47
just stare at a wall literally watching
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paint dry
214:54
we're more dignified than our staring i
214:56
disagree
214:57
um and dude the laptop i don't know how
214:59
the [ __ ] to use anything here sleep
215:01
stream
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no i'm gonna let like all the paint
215:03
fumes go away i'm gonna go make some
215:05
food
215:06
uh i'm gonna go make some vegetarian
215:08
chicken nuggets and then i'm gonna
215:10
put the hot sauce on them and that
215:12
sounds like fun that's a good meal
215:14
maybe a cooking stream next time maybe
215:18
but yeah i'm gonna set this camera up
215:19
for normal streams again but i don't
215:21
think i'm gonna stream tomorrow because
215:22
i think i'm gonna try and finish this
215:23
off
215:24
maybe yeah i'm going to try and finish
215:27
this off plus i'm going to like want to
215:28
shower as well so
215:30
i don't know i don't know when i will
215:34
stream next
215:35
but soon enough we shall also
215:39
did it look good did it look good tell
215:40
me honestly did it look good for the
215:42
entire stream
215:43
i imagine part of it's not not gonna
215:45
look good for most of stream
215:47
did the cake was the cake nice chat was
215:50
the cake good
215:52
nice yes okay sweet but dude i don't
215:55
know how the [ __ ] to use this uh
215:57
twitch on the on this laptop man i'm
215:58
just gonna have to end the stream but
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yeah boys i will see you next time
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thanks everyone for the
216:02
for the in by the way a lot of donations
216:05
i'm sorry that i couldn't do more
216:08
so many people got banned for too horny
216:10
i don't really care that much
216:13
anyway i will see you in the next one
216:15
chat peace peace
216:17
goodbye thank you to everyone i really
216:19
kind of wish i could do something more
216:20
for you guys to donate a lot
216:22
i'm so sorry especially dolly dolly just
216:25
let dolly know that i owe her 10 minutes
216:28
of yeah i i
216:29
i'm gonna consider this a courtesy and
216:31
we'll do it
216:33
let dolly know that i owe her 10 minutes
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of that as [ __ ]
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anyway boys i'll see you peace