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sleep
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hey guys my name is zoella we're going
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to be doing a a makeup tutorial and get
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ready with me today
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it's going to be some fun wholesome
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family-friendly fun did i say fun
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it's going to be fun guys i'm going to
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take you around um on a tour
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of my my million-dollar apartment
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um get ready with me because i'm just
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like
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just like you me makeup youtuber just
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just
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just like you it's me
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i need to get ready with me again
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oh
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[Music]
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i'm going to go get some water my
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princess how did the per
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i want the person that said hi princess
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band chat
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chad i want the person that said hi
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princess band band right now i want them
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banned
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[Music]
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we need some stickers
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[Music]
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five months
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[Music]
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is not a real game
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[Music]
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okay listen we're gonna do listen this
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is a
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god [ __ ] damn it
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11 just as soon as i start streaming
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why do you want to do this to me verb
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[ __ ] sake
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me streaming
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give me min okay listen
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boys i look like a gremlin i'm not
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afraid to admit it i look like a gremlin
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i i i i refuse to care
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i refuse welcome to my get ready with me
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literally watching a five-minute crafts
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fit
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[Music]
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hi
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[Music]
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pretty yeah i swear to you that's a
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[Music]
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how on earth i am a goblin
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brush your hair no el
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gabriel god bleed the per i swear the
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person said pretty was just
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ready with it so they could press enter
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and then they saw it and then they wish
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they could delete it
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i am a goblin today and i i just got out
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of the shower to give you some
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perspective and i have a hair thinking
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i don't know what a hairbrush is i've
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never heard of one but anyway
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welcome to my get ready with me um it is
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now
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i've been up for
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21 hours i have been up for 21 hours
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it's been a long time i woke up real
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early
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so good morning this is my get ready
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with me stream
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good morning chat i took a shower ready
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for i went on a walk today
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so i decided i'll take a shower that
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won't take long very impressive rose one
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month from now on
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sucks can't wait ow having long hair
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absolutely sucks
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bare [ __ ] it's pog f1 nn5t
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less gang i have heard youtubers ah [ __ ]
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i've heard youtube
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ah [ __ ] i have had this um there's
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streamers
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people i won't stream myself
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putting on makeup or getting ready
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because then it kind of breaks the
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illusion
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it will you know like i want to see i
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want to seem pretty to my viewers
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you're the goblin queen
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[Music]
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my pretty channel tell me i'm pretty
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my pretty chat hell goblin don't you
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dare enjoy
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goblin play again
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[Music]
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oh could you might get ready with me
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it's
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well uh we're gonna be doing lots of fun
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things today
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so many fun things the kremlin has
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finally won
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out over the years i'm going to show you
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how to make hands i'm going to show i'm
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going to show you how to make
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um [ __ ] uh avocado toast
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but i don't make it with toast i make it
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with bread avocado bread
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rose is still a cute oh thank you thank
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you chet
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you know what i did today i'm on a walk
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out in the real world
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graphics pretty [ __ ] puggers i
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realized that i have not been outside
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in in millennia i feel like i've
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you know there's that statistic that
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like you spend
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uh half of your life like like something
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like that
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you'll spend like 20 years sleeping or
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some [ __ ] right
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it's nuts it's like a third of your life
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just asleep
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is that true because if that's true
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the amount of time that i have been
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inside versus outside
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is probably awful like if it was if
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outside was a steam game my playtime
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is less than like counter-strike i've
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played probably more counter-strike and
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minecraft in my life
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than i have been physically outside of a
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abode
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like i there's nothing redeeming about
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it
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finn it could be worse i have curly hair
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down to my shoulder blades.i wash and
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brush it then it's tangled and gross in
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two hours
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yeah that's a really yeah no i get it
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tangly hair
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couldn't be me couldn't couldn't
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couldn't be me even saying
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rose did you realize that today's stream
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is going to feature the panda queen and
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our beautiful princess
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i did i booked it i you know how much
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she charges per hour it's insane
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i was trying to i was trying to say hey
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we should collab and she hits me back up
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with yeah well
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do you even know who i [ __ ] am kid
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and then uh i'll show you the dms i'll
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leak it
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um are you gonna look at 1.17 when it's
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when's it out
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and then [ __ ] yeah she caught she uh
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she's like multiple thousands of dollars
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uh
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per stream it's crazy she's
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she's she's really high maintenance
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potastics nuts
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1.17 is [ __ ] out
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is it part one oh part one
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okay can i go on a rant are you [ __ ]
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okay it was harry potter did this [ __ ]
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first
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and it's garbage it is garbage
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why is it every movie and series
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franchise is like every time they do a
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final season
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or like it happens sometime in like 2018
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everything that was released there's
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like oh
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welcome to season four part one
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just do season four and then season
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what the
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oh [ __ ] it i hate him so much i hate it
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so much
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why we waited three years for this and
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you give me four episodes
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and then you and then the part two
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apparently will come out you
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you didn't tell us that beforehand you
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said oh it's season four it's gonna come
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out soon
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it's gonna come out right in the mean a
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minute it's gonna come out soon buddy
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no no it's [ __ ] not you're gonna
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release one part of her
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half the [ __ ] season just make it two
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seasons
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i hate them i hate them so much i would
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rather they just called it season four
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in season five
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why do it part one and part two and
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they're doing it with my beloved
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my [ __ ] beloved game the one game
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are you [ __ ] kidding me they've done
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a minecraft part one
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just call it one point sixteen point
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ah fifty two point ah seventeen i don't
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care
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just what the [ __ ] it's not one point
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seventeen it's not fully i hate this
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sound i hate it oh thanks for the 10
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gifted subs how nice of you
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let me see let me try and in
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installations new installation
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latest release 1.17 [ __ ] okay
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fine
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garbage gob gob gage
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ah [ __ ] where is it dirt no
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what's worse than dirt nine month [ __ ] a
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guy got a baby with a flying gang f1
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nn5t
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less gang oh damn let's do it let's
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[ __ ] do it let me see what 1.17 is
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all about
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hey bocco hey bocco thanks for the five
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gifted sub
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super minox okay i'm doing it it's 1.17
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part two will be one point eighteen
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[ __ ] releases one point eighteen i
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hate him
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my five subs didn't count i'm sorry did
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i miss it
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thank you for your five gifted subs hell
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and underscore croft
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thank you how very nice of you
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i'm peeved i'm about as upset as the uh
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as the sonic
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as the sonic kid i'm i'm i'm about that
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upset
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reasonably i would say okay let's see
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this better be some new [ __ ] caves and
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cliffs i know it's caves and cliffs
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would they just release the [ __ ]
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cliffs
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god i hate this all right recording
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carefree [ __ ] you right they've got a
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new
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oh they've got a new background oh isn't
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that fun isn't that nice
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painting let's see let me go on to this
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mode
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windowed mode so i don't keep extending
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out of it
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let's go on to my oop that was about i
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don't you are one of my favorite people
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love the content
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did it did it change
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voice hello there kinkster let us know
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how you really feel
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why did it change uh king soon
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i'm pissed i'm peeved i'm peeved you
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freaking freaks
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okay let's see let's let me well the
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game doesn't look any different
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for starters there's zero different by
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the way do you like what i made
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hey i i watched your name and because
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i'm a [ __ ]
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weeb i decided to build that crater in
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minecraft do you like it it's actually
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pretty accurate
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do you like it oh anyone that's watched
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that anime anyway let me go do something
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else
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where's the 1.7 oh [ __ ] me what the [ __ ]
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is that thank you for the five gifted
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subsector
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that is weird why is bedrock there what
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is that
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does it look like that why does it look
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like that what does emerald look like
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what is emerald what the [ __ ]
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ah wait what the [ __ ] this looks like
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modded minecraft now
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oh my god i have not been keeping up
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with the real oh what is that
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oh vomit block okay
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oh i've heard of this oh god why are you
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gifting five subs all of a sudden
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i mean i'll take it but thank you oh
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deep slate okay i don't mind it
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i don't mind it that's a cool looking
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block
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okay diamond's the same if they changed
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my beloved
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oh my god okay they did change lapis
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lapis sucked so much balls
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i don't care what they do to lapis lapis
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kind of looks dope as oh
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i kind of look sick actually i kind of
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[ __ ] with that that's kind of looks cool
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i like that
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hi chat hi rose you call this fixing
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your sleep schedule
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yeah is the thing still happening today
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yes
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all of the above all of the above are
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happening what are you
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what are you it looks like [ __ ] okay i
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don't like it
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okay i've seen the copper blocks before
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i saw that release i saw that in the
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release notes
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is the warden a thing why is the compass
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look different
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no wardens not a thing how do you get i
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want the cool thing
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they haven't released the warden have
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they they haven't done it have they deep
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slate tiles
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you're a minecraft pro how
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okay minecraft okay
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minecraft dude i can imagine the uh the
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[ __ ] future
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build team right the uh what's it called
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they're like interior house decorators
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are gonna do so much [ __ ] with this
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they're gonna do this i guaran i'm
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calling it right now this is exactly
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every house from now on
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right it's gonna be this on a big
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thing and then the roof of quartz
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right that's gonna have an overhang like
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that
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and then they're gonna be like a [ __ ]
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it dude this is gonna be
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nuts for the interior designers of
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minecraft that's gonna be every
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every modern house is going to look like
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this in minecraft from now on the [ __ ]
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tower
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warden deserves a raise no warden's not
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even [ __ ] released in the game yet
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i hate what uh
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the
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hope you having a great day rose and
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genie will be the most wholesome stream
15:06
14 months pog yeah maybe i can like uh
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maybe i can get a
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a a discount on paypal or something
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because i've
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already paid her deposit that she made
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me pay for the time
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but ugh anyway
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that wouldn't go free no warden actually
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is having a day off today
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i forgot to report i forgot to record
15:29
part of the video
15:30
so she's got a day off for today uh
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you look crispy what does that mean okay
15:37
i'm gonna brush my hair
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because i'm sure that i'm gonna get a
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lot of mean comments about how awful my
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hair looks because i've just got out the
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shower
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so we're gonna do a little bit of a
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little bit of making myself look pretty
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we're gonna make myself look pretty for
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uh look pretty for
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ourselves look good for pop-tart p um
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you're already very pretty i doubt that
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although i am wearing a new
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shirt it's a crop top see me look at
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that cropped up
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blue thing how nice i haven't got my uh
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big bobs in but also finn
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it helps to actually tell you my team
16:25
when you're planning to stream i i i
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scheduled it like three hours ago stuff
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potassium b potassium
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i like potassium poo the close second is
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popped up poop potassium p
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new or for minecraft that'd be cool
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we can't put it in water it [ __ ]
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explodes
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bet you that's going to be in addition
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to minecraft i don't think they could
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handle themselves
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yeah three whole hours ago yeah exactly
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that was a while
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henry's girlfriend p hey henry's
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girlfriend
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and i'll call i'll call henry potastic's
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boyfriend that's all it'll be you seen
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that one
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that one what's a majig clip
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i'm biden's husband
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no i cannot speak spanish
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uh finn why is the epic snp tweeting
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again oh god is it
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what are you tweeting about now let me
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see
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epic smp oh i did tweet
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i don't know when does part two of the
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minecraft update come out dude i'm pi
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okay yeah i'm pissed i'm i'm annoyed
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that minecraft did a part one part two
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release
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like they did they really need to
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release it now they couldn't just
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release the whole thing they better have
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something good
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what do you think about the logan paul
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mayweather fight i know that loads of
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people didn't like it but i had fun
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watching it it was like it was cool
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to watch with more people in the call
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mainly just because of the commentators
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the commentators
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[ __ ] hated logan and i was kind of i
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found myself
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rooting for logan as the fight went on
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like i was like this dude's gonna get
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this [ __ ] kicked out of him and it's
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gonna be
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fun but then he just didn't
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like logan was the only one throwing any
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punches
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and then he and then like any punches
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that mayweather through they were
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hugging each other and mayweather was
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going like that and that was the only
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ones he really hit
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he had a couple ones on logan but i
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would argue that
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the only good hits that were landed was
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like
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equal on both sides i think logan did
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pretty damn well
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but just to last that long in the ring
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with him i don't think mayweather tried
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is the issue
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was rigged i don't think it was rigged i
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think it was just like
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mayweather didn't try because it's just
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like why would he try
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and logan yeah i'm i'm impressed with it
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i'm impressed with it
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i just don't think i just don't think
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mayweather tried at all
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he paid mo mayweather off
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dude no one could pay my weather off
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what the dude makes
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buckets of money
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what was unsurreal fight mayweather was
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toying with logan
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i guess yeah that's what i mean he just
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didn't try he made 100 million yeah
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that's what i mean like how are you
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gonna like
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the dude's making a hundred million a
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fight how are you gonna pay that guy off
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he was wearing it he walked in wearing
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an only friend's cap
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the dude walked in wearing a baseball
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cap with only friends on it
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the dude made so much money so much
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money
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hmm it was an obvious cash br grab yeah
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i was like in every interview with
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mayweather he was like yeah i'm doing
19:48
this for money entertainment and money
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that's it dude
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i can't believe mayweather's making an
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only fan only finn's
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he just didn't care yeah that's what i
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mean he didn't try he didn't care
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but like still i'm impressed cause like
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dude
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how many people could say even if the
20:07
dude wasn't trying very hard that they
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could last eight rounds with mayweather
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i [ __ ] couldn't i'd die
20:13
so like you know i'm taller than
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mayweather
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but i couldn't [ __ ] take a punch to
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the face from the guy
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i'm impressed with him that's that's one
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thing i will say i'm
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impressed with logan but as a fight goes
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it wasn't the best like
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fight i'm just impressed that the dude
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survived
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that's kind of it
20:36
we need a finn versus rose botching
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boxing match
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rose had [ __ ] finned get his [ __ ]
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kicked in
20:44
nail i got nails and [ __ ] i'd rip his
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throat out
20:48
just like anyone would i would rip that
20:50
guy's throat out
20:51
i i'm i'm i'm a machine i'm gonna get
20:55
acrylic nails but not made of acrylic
20:57
i'm gonna have
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backyard scientists come in have me and
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have molded like
21:02
aluminium nails and then i will sharpen
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them
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with knives
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and that is how i win every fight could
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you do that
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could you do that like seriously could
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you do that
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like could you uh you can attach a lot
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of [ __ ] to nails
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could you attach like razor blades
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probably right
21:27
you could attach razor blades to nails
21:30
you wouldn't wanna
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so you couldn't do anything imagine
21:33
peeing in the morning
21:35
the fight was officially labeled as a
21:37
promotional exhibition
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yeah it was not a real fight that's why
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there was no winner
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you know just sharpen your acrylics dude
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they don't
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they won't hold an edge as well as you
21:48
think i need that guy who does uh you
21:50
know those sharp like may he makes a
21:52
knife out of like
21:53
chocolate and then he made me and then
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that's this thing he just makes a knife
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and then he sharpens it
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i could get him in but i don't think
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they'll hold an edge very well okay
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metal acrylics
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what about retractable razor blades in
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nails
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oh like like uh
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like utility knives utility blades so
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you have to
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press a switch forward and then it's
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there that would be cool
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and also you couldn't get on an airplane
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ever
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or could you or is that the perfect way
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to
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hijack an airplane
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we're gonna start seeing some really
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fabulous terrorists soon i think
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that could be fun hell yeah
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fbi open up dude i'm not i'm going to
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sell secrets to the uh
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i don't know who's a terrorist
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organization
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i'm gonna go take over a plane with my
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acrylic nails
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hold everyone ah give me the plane give
23:02
me the plane or else
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they won't know what the [ __ ] i'm doing
23:05
they'll think i'm performing magic
23:07
discord notification
23:08
i'm waiting until the thing goes away
23:10
but i'll send it now because it's been
23:11
like half an hour oh [ __ ] i haven't
23:12
answered anyone on youtube god damn it
23:14
this is bad
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uh why is the discord thing just like
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greyed out that's weird okay i'll post
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the discord notification
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and then i'm gonna quickly go and reply
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to some comments
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because i remembered i didn't do it
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okay
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oh [ __ ] jab finish oh dude
23:41
i forgot it
23:45
stop fun
23:48
of me how's the room the room's great
23:52
i the room have i posted what the room
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looks like now
23:57
did i post what the room looks like now
23:58
like fully completed
24:00
or did i just post thought where i was
24:02
painting i'm not sure if i did anything
24:04
not that i don't know oh
24:07
you did an instagram story but no post
24:10
halfway through
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oh i post this and i was talking
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okay i could take i could show you one
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second
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three months pog it was
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[Music]
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okay replying some comments on the video
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uh okay i can show you some pictures
24:50
what do i think where's my phone
24:51
okay let me do this before i get do a
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get ready with me
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uh let me show you so every day wait no
24:57
where's my music hold on
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so let me walk let me take you through
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my get ready with me chat
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my morning routine so
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every day i wake up at uh i wake up at
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1am apparently 1 30 am i wake up at
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i go downstairs and i order a subway
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sandwich i order a wrap from subway and
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it was gross
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i ordered it with too much cheese on it
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and mayonnaise and basically i got a
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burrito worth of
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yellow goo that i just ate because it
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was
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it was kind of nice okay i can't lie and
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then um
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and i get up i get out of my my pink bed
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and i will show you what my surroundings
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that is
25:37
no word of a lie by the way um
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so here is the final ice cream it looks
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really weird at night
25:46
but because everything's kind of yellowy
25:50
there's the pink everything in there is
25:52
pink i don't know if the camera is gonna
25:54
show it too well but there's pink lamps
25:56
there's p there's pink leds in the lamps
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there's flowers around the mirror that
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are all led up
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uh and then this is what it looks like
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from the view of the bed
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i've got like um pink dude the room
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looks
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god it's insane and then the pink yeah
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the rose leds
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indeed it is and then i've got a heart
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mirror with my heels under it
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with my wardrobe it's great
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i love i love living there
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[Music]
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post them on twitter no i don't want
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twitter to know about this
26:38
you got to know and that's it that's as
26:39
many people that need to know about it
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you need to put the display above the
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bed i was going to put the
26:45
[Music]
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what the [ __ ] is going on with media
26:53
share okay let me turn off media [ __ ] i
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don't i forgot that was still on
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um but anyway [ __ ] uh i'm gonna put
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the
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the the rose thing above the bed instead
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of the display because like the disc
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plates like
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gray and red and it doesn't really
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fit the room you know and also it's like
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it's like just a thin tall thing it
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doesn't work
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today i'll be sending them to the po box
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soon you think she's
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oh hell yeah okay sweet i've got kind of
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terrible quality sheets
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they're really really bad only six only
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two point six thousand people know
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that's it less than twitter a lot less
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than on twitter
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on twitter i'd be posting it to like
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hundreds of thousands of people i'm not
27:35
doing that
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uh you literally already tweeted a photo
27:38
of you painting the bedroom they don't
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know what i was painting i don't know
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i don't know at all post it no it's not
27:44
that good of a photo either
27:48
i'll put it on instagram mirror's on the
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ceiling
27:53
now that's some kinky [ __ ] my guy you're
27:56
missing a live laugh
27:57
liv live laughs love sign dude it's
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so [ __ ] it's so it is the
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room of a like [ __ ] is the room of
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like a
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a girl that likes barbie too much it is
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literally all pink
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it's literally all pink
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that was such a nice young woman's room
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so feminine
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where do you sleep
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i'm uh i have to sleep there
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annoyingly exactly as the ladies planned
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yeah kind of as
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of a bimbo someone pointed this out to
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me
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that the um you know that bimbo meme
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that that's like a fetish thing
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that started as like a fetish thing like
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it's that's that's how that
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started and it's so [ __ ] funny that
28:48
is now mainstream culture
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it sure is yeah the people that know
28:52
about it know about it
28:53
but it's so funny to me where's my thing
28:57
where's my thing oh it's there oh [ __ ] i
28:59
don't wanna
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put it
29:04
one year it sure feels like longer
29:10
it felt it feels so short to me stop
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saying feet
29:13
you don't want to see my feet you don't
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want to see my feet
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finn sleeps in his girlfriend's room oh
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my god
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oh my god okay it feels like a [ __ ]
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it feels like a girl's room and it
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annoys me every single time i go to bed
29:29
i have not been then again it hasn't
29:30
been that long it's been about
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three nights i have not been to bed and
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not gone
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oh my god and then close my eyes and
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went to
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never once thy house maybe possibly
29:43
let me show you something first look
29:44
what came i ordered something a while
29:46
ago
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i have these chunky boots dude i haven't
29:58
tried them on yet
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but [ __ ] they're chunky they're chunkers
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this is not a real pocket and i was
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really hoping it was
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because i wanted to put a knife in there
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and now i can't
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because women's fashion sucks perfect
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for drag
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[ __ ] your girlfriend will feel so at
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home when she comes over
30:26
mm-hmm you're gonna do a cosplay of what
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and no cosplays take work
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what girlfriend
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you don't know you don't know if i ever
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got you don't know if i'm dating a woman
30:42
you don't know you don't know if i am
30:45
step on me with those heels step on what
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part of you is the real question
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i'm gonna put big bobbin i'm gonna put
30:55
big bob in
30:57
can i do this without you saying it yes
30:58
i can holy [ __ ]
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by the way my eyelashes are slowly
31:01
starting to kind of go i don't know if
31:03
you can tell i've never been able to
31:04
tell on camera
31:05
but i i definitely have a much less of
31:08
the fake eyelashes they come out over
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time
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which is why most people don't have them
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taken out they just like
31:14
let them fall away but i've got less now
31:17
and i kind of wonder if that's gonna
31:19
affect the
31:20
how i look i'm not sure we will we shall
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see
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uh would you find that girlfriend in the
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garbage in the hall
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what what the [ __ ]
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you know like 50 of your audience is
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fetishizing you
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[ __ ] yeah because the people that the
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people that are like if
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if you if the subject of fetishes they
31:45
[ __ ]
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love that [ __ ] like people that have
31:47
fetishes for something it's their
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thing you know
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i just want to be looked at like um like
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a bimbo fetishes look the fetishist
31:59
looks at that
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bimbo meme that's all i want in life one
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year
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one year it sure feels longer i was i
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read that back by the way tyler thanks
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for the
32:09
[ __ ] year sub by the way um
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i read that back now and i'm like god i
32:15
just realized the rooms for a year
32:18
[ __ ]
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or maybe this is the start of a cult
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don't in a cult you need something to
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hate
32:29
though right like you need a you need an
32:30
enemy in a cult
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right weren't you a calendar on the
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arkhan yes
32:36
oh do we have something that we hate the
32:39
straights
32:39
oh god what do we have we can form a
32:42
cult
32:44
yeah is that a requirement yeah that's
32:45
the requirement you need something to
32:47
like dislike you need something to be
32:49
against
32:55
i look forward i and now i will read
32:58
your best answers let's find out
33:01
men's with my queen women fairies
33:05
um
33:08
minecraft hackers boy clothes [ __ ] you
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uh the box men a lot of people saying
33:15
men
33:15
men men men furries
33:19
okay and a new one um
33:22
men minx roblox
33:26
dmca claims knives freddie
33:31
[ __ ] and ball torture um
33:35
[ __ ] and balls we are a cult against
33:38
[ __ ] and balls
33:46
yes i could you know capitalism you
33:49
[ __ ] kidding me
33:51
capitalism is my thing commies oh yeah
33:53
we hate comics
33:54
cap this is capitalism what are you
33:57
talking about
33:58
this is peak capitalism i don't know
33:59
what you mean i'm talking
34:01
god damn it i will gladly make a cult
34:04
against tucking
34:05
gladly boy clothes how dare you i will
34:07
not lead a revolt against boy clothes
34:09
that is my
34:09
that's my favorite uh
34:13
ducking is the enemy i'll take that
34:16
this is pure capitalism i am the jeff
34:19
bezos of twitch
34:24
i am the jeff bezos of twitch i gladly
34:26
accept that role
34:29
br the british i will men i i'd say the
34:33
best result the best
34:34
answer was the first answer men
34:37
the cult is against men uh that's that's
34:40
what it is
34:41
um so we hate homophobia
34:45
well you know not as much as just men
34:49
we did it's a close second but i i think
34:52
i want a cult that revolves around
34:54
uh miss andre is that what it's called i
34:57
am right about that i've watched one ben
34:58
shapiro
35:00
i've watched one ben shapiro
35:04
i have watched a single ben shapiro um
35:08
miss andrew that's the word right i'm
35:10
not getting that wrong i might be saying
35:11
a completely wrong thing
35:14
matriarchy matriarchy is when women are
35:16
in charge that's a
35:18
thing patriarchy i don't want to be
35:19
against the patriarchy i want to get
35:21
i'll be against men
35:22
like the average joe on the street that
35:24
has no [ __ ] idea what's going on i
35:26
want to be against him too
35:27
that's it just regular dudes
35:34
the cult is against dudes bye-bye though
35:36
thanks for the 500 bits
35:38
you fear shark dude [ __ ] yeah sharks can
35:41
suck my
35:42
i'd rather a shark didn't suck anything
35:44
of mine because that that would be a
35:46
living nightmare but like sharks can
35:49
metaphorically
35:50
suck my [ __ ] but i would not want to
35:53
shark anyway
35:55
cult against men i agree i don't know
35:58
what that voice is
35:59
it just changes why is [ __ ] it that's
36:01
the bits voice
36:03
down with the patriarchy
36:07
i can vibe with the patriarch
36:13
okay i can vibe with the patriarchy
36:16
am i part of the patriarchy i don't run
36:18
anything besides the cult
36:20
wait if i
36:24
ran a cult against the patriarchy
36:27
the cult would be a patriarchy
36:36
big brain thank you big brain
36:43
you versus you what because i am i am a
36:46
manly man
36:48
but you're a girl no i'm fanboys don't
36:51
count
36:53
oh i agree with your idea of miss andre
36:56
then we won't have to be against you
37:01
looks like i'm still
37:04
i'm still a manly man on the inside oh
37:07
in fact i'm gonna be a manly man
37:08
tomorrow the eyelashes come out tomorrow
37:10
and then the hair comes out on the ninth
37:12
i think
37:14
so yeah no wait [ __ ] i don't know i
37:17
think it all comes out tomorrow i don't
37:18
know
37:20
finn is trying to red pill us
37:24
the finnarchy the final key yes
37:27
it sounds like a sci-fi villain
37:31
i'm down
37:32
[Music]
37:34
reckon we should play on 1.17 with the
37:36
tastic
37:38
because we're going to be doing
37:38
minecraft like much later like at 11
37:41
i say much so like in two hours one hour
37:45
[ __ ] in one hour we're doing it
37:52
in one hour we're gonna be playing uh
37:54
should we do 1.17
37:55
[ __ ] it do 1.17
38:00
okay righto
38:03
write-o-chat scared of sharks but
38:07
has a fin in his name i didn't make the
38:10
name
38:11
someone else made the name my friend
38:13
made the name my friend's friend made
38:15
the name and then i stole the account
38:17
fembezos leader of the femme boys
38:20
fembozos
38:21
[ __ ] yeah i'll take femme bezos
38:26
it's j i am also bold
38:30
i'm also bold i just wear wigs all the
38:32
time femme bezos
38:36
i exploit other femme boys labor
38:41
i just take a percentage of all of like
38:45
sneaky's beef stews all their earnings
38:48
go to me
38:49
that's what it is like
38:53
ninety percent of their earnings go to
38:54
me defend those my family found my small
38:58
cross-dressing stash
38:59
seven years ago and almost threw me out
39:02
glad times have changed my fault for
39:05
being a millennial
39:06
saj
39:10
how are millennials doing gen z's
39:13
[ __ ] wild dude
39:14
i am it is crazy to be in the era of gen
39:17
z growing up
39:19
it's [ __ ] wild speaking of games
39:21
could we choose a new game that everyone
39:24
agrees on
39:25
doesn't have to be as scary as half-life
39:27
for you but something single-player that
39:29
is a little more intense than minecraft
39:32
and no giving up this time cs go
39:36
pub g why would i give up if it's not a
39:40
scary game
39:43
get that makeup cannon out the clock is
39:45
ticking oh
39:46
pink you need to out girly patastic or
39:49
pink should we do all pink chat
39:51
valorent i [ __ ] hate valerian valerie
39:55
is so goddamn annoying
39:57
i agree listen i agree that valerian is
40:00
better than cs go
40:01
in a lot of ways but i [ __ ] hate
40:04
valor
40:05
i just can't get on it it's like
40:07
fortnite like i get fortnite to
40:09
okay game i just didn't like it apex was
40:12
the same way to me
40:13
i really tried to like apex and i just
40:15
couldn't
40:20
base take indeed i'm like very much i
40:22
fit into the category like csgo and pubg
40:25
like that's my that's mine i'm not quite
40:28
a zoomer because i play pubg
40:31
but not the mobile version tarkov i
40:34
[ __ ] i haven't tried taco subnautica and
40:37
sub-zero
40:38
[ __ ] no bad no not good all pink should
40:42
we do all pink chat
40:44
[ __ ] it blue and pink that kind of
40:45
matches right you know
40:47
pink everywhere you know that that'd be
40:49
good thimbo
40:51
chat we need to acknowledge that rose is
40:53
a finbo
40:54
dude i'm in a crop top too like this i
40:57
got a pink bra
40:58
on like ugh okay you know i'll take
41:02
finbo
41:03
i want to talk to hassan one day i want
41:05
to talk to san one day about
41:07
economics because there's some [ __ ] that
41:09
i realize that i don't get
41:11
at all now this might be an adult topic
41:13
for a lot of y'all
41:15
but i do not [ __ ] understand anything
41:19
i'm a
41:19
[ __ ] idiot like
41:23
not to get political political or
41:25
anything
41:26
but
41:29
[Music]
41:30
who is jeff bezos anyway you know i know
41:33
you had a panic attack from playing
41:35
half-life alex but how big of a donation
41:37
would it taking to play a horror game
41:41
no just no there's no donation
41:46
i couldn't ever us millennials are all
41:49
basically down bad depressed and broke
41:52
pepe hands i don't want to get political
41:54
or anything but asian people
42:00
[ __ ] fine the best person on the
42:03
internet ps
42:04
long live pink gang someone in chat
42:08
i don't want to get political or
42:09
anything
42:12
oh my god
42:15
okay the uh the [ __ ]
42:19
okay so uh
42:23
okay this is done the uh okay what i was
42:26
gonna say
42:27
was like let's say
42:30
let's say like amazon actually paid
42:32
their taxes
42:35
right how am i gonna get my [ __ ] how
42:38
am i gonna get my
42:39
[ __ ] how am i gonna get my [ __ ] what
42:42
did i
42:42
most recently order on amazon i ordered
42:46
turkish how am i going to get my [ __ ]
42:48
skittles
42:49
delivered in wonder in less than a day
42:51
if amazon paid their taxes how am i
42:53
supposed to get my skit all so soon set
42:55
a goal to die in
42:56
their blonde
43:02
like i'd rather get my skittles a day
43:04
earlier
43:05
i don't know prices would go up
43:08
yeah i'd rather pay less for my skittles
43:11
chat war
43:12
economics let's look at economics chat
43:15
the money is not going towards that i
43:17
don't know he just spends it didn't he
43:20
i don't know what the [ __ ] he spends it
43:21
on what's like the dumbest thing jeff
43:26
has done with his money
43:28
that's i'm more interested in that i i'd
43:30
find it easier to get mad at jeff bezos
43:32
if like
43:34
someone told me he did some [ __ ] like
43:35
the queen like he did like the queen
43:37
spent like what
43:38
12 million dollars on a horse or some
43:40
[ __ ] like that the queen of my country
43:42
whoa i just lost like three eyelashes
43:44
did you see that
43:45
i'd find it easier to get mad at him if
43:47
he did some [ __ ] like that
43:48
hail jeff and i probably has that i just
43:50
don't know about it
43:53
i don't know blue origin he's going to
43:56
space though
43:59
that's kind of cool i don't know as far
44:02
as things go
44:04
you know it's like getting mad at elon
44:06
musk for doing spacex i don't know
44:09
100 million on a boat what
44:12
he what dude if he spent half a billion
44:15
dollars on a boat
44:16
i can get i can get i can so get on the
44:19
[ __ ] jeff bezos crowd
44:21
if he spent half a billion dollars on a
44:23
boat
44:26
tell me he didn't chat he in fact did oh
44:28
my god
44:31
but his space company sucks they're
44:33
doing like the slow route they don't
44:35
really need to be
44:36
all cool and [ __ ] though you know
44:39
because they've got so much money blue
44:40
origin doesn't really need to succeed it
44:42
just like just has to [ __ ] work
44:44
eventually
44:47
okay right if apple
44:50
didn't have child labor
44:58
uh you know now i'm gonna end that
44:59
conversation thread right there
45:02
there's nothing good that can come from
45:03
them
45:09
my basic thing is like i don't get how
45:11
like
45:13
right if ever if like we if if like
45:16
the perfect world was created and [ __ ]
45:18
and like
45:19
billionaires were uh ethical
45:22
you know and they spent money on normal
45:24
good [ __ ] up for the world
45:26
like if every if uh basis but
45:30
how would the [ __ ] would we advance
45:32
technology by much
45:33
you know because like
45:37
let's say we actually took the piss out
45:40
of elon musk and elon musk actually
45:42
had to be like ethical about everything
45:44
that he did we wouldn't have we won't be
45:46
going to mars
45:48
right or like if apple did a bunch of
45:50
[ __ ] we'd be on like iphone 2
45:52
you know like if they didn't make as
45:54
much money as they did then we wouldn't
45:56
have seen as much technological
45:57
advancement
45:59
same thing with like intel like if intel
46:01
didn't make a [ __ ] ton of money
46:05
i'm not actually making an argument i'm
46:07
just like confused i'm just a [ __ ]
46:09
idiot and i'm confused
46:12
and i've never heard an argument for
46:14
anything about it
46:17
just watch your son and come back i've
46:20
only seen clips of hassan to be honest
46:21
i've like i don't know i don't get it i
46:24
don't understand what's going on
46:25
i am this is iphone 2.
46:30
i guess being smart pays off and i am
46:33
very smart
46:34
i'm so confused by you my brain is
46:37
square and i'm easily confused
46:43
ah hassan does have some funny takes
46:47
i'll give him that i just don't know
46:49
what the [ __ ] going on half the time
46:51
like i've got like i'm a very normal
46:53
person when it comes to politics i just
46:55
get confused about [ __ ] and then i end
46:57
up going like i don't know
47:00
i don't get it i'm not gonna get it meh
47:06
politics bad politic bad don't
47:09
understand my brain is square and i'm
47:11
easily confused
47:13
my brain is a block
47:16
blonde hair sub goal i'm never gonna dye
47:18
my hair i'm just never gonna dye my hair
47:21
i'm sorry it just will never happen
47:25
i just my hair puts up with so much
47:28
[ __ ]
47:29
as you will see the only reason my hair
47:31
stays healthy is because i don't do
47:33
anything to it
47:34
like i s the worst thing i do is i'm
47:36
about to straighten my hair and that's
47:37
the worst
47:38
thing kanye west is a cool billionaire
47:41
kanye west well
47:45
since when are bimbo's smart listen dude
47:48
i'm
47:48
fully here to embrace bimbo culture
47:52
i'm i'm i'm here for that right
47:55
uh i'm here for that just no one
47:59
no one talk to me about stuff that i
48:00
don't know about it's fine
48:07
kanye west is a terrible person but his
48:09
music is good
48:12
kanye west kind of an awful human being
48:15
but his beats kind of slapping
48:18
i don't [ __ ] know i don't listen too
48:19
much kanye west
48:21
i listened to um that one fortnight song
48:24
that kanye made
48:26
and you know what he's a good
48:28
billionaire for that
48:30
you know chug jug it's my favorite song
48:36
that's why he uh when kanye west made
48:39
chug jug for you
48:41
uh that's that's when he became cool
48:46
that's when he became relevant
48:51
one day he might even be a more
48:52
successful musician than dream
48:59
all right
49:02
i wonder if i ever like annoy people
49:05
you know have you ever thought
49:09
sometimes like all i have to go by is
49:11
like if the view count drops if i'm
49:13
pissing everyone off but it is very fun
49:16
have you seen the clip of hassan
49:17
reacting to minx saying he should let
49:20
her sit on his face toe
49:21
kick
49:26
i had to think about that i was like why
49:28
is the sand sitting on minx's face
49:30
i didn't what if you did an ombre
49:32
hairstyle when you have the extension in
49:35
then you'd only have to dye the
49:37
extensions
49:38
then it would look weird i mean i guess
49:42
i could dye the tips of them
49:45
but like why you know
49:50
did the eyelash extensions annoy you
49:52
most of the time no
49:53
well you can't really feel that they're
49:55
there the only time where they're ever
49:57
annoying is in the shower
49:58
because you can't like rub your eye like
50:00
that like you just have to like
50:02
pat your eye that's the only reason like
50:04
if you get water in your eye in the
50:05
shower you just [ __ ] you can't rub
50:07
your eye
50:07
you just gotta like pat your eye and
50:09
that's it because like they'll come off
50:11
if you rub your eye they'll they'll just
50:13
come off
50:14
kind of they're they're pretty on there
50:16
but like they're they're also you know
50:18
no weak i guess rose doesn't have to be
50:20
good at politics or big brain stuff
50:22
she's good at makeup streaming and
50:24
generally being a cutie
50:26
hell yeah
50:31
i've got like my ethical guidelines and
50:33
that's kind of it
50:35
like i worked out really quickly like
50:37
what i wanted to do
50:39
if i was gonna make money what my what
50:41
my
50:42
what my like limits were and i basically
50:45
just worked out like if it's ever
50:47
hurting anyone
50:48
then no i don't want to make money from
50:50
that um
50:51
and that's kind of it like we've turned
50:54
down a lot of [ __ ] that would be like
50:57
sketch like we didn't implement anything
50:59
that's like subscription based
51:01
that's like automatically renewing
51:03
subscriptions over on like minecraft
51:05
because like we were just concerned that
51:06
kids would get it
51:08
or like their parents would get it for
51:09
them as a gift which is fine and then
51:11
the parents would forget and it would
51:12
just keep charging them
51:13
because that's why subscription models
51:15
work it's a misconception that progress
51:17
is driven by private enterprise while
51:20
they have their place often the most
51:22
groundbreaking researching is done by
51:24
publicly funded university research for
51:26
example
51:27
insulin the fisa vaccine the lithium-ion
51:29
battery ram etc
51:34
oh yeah but like the people like people
51:37
sell them though
51:38
and that's how they can continue to do
51:40
them that's kind of what i mean
51:42
i know they're like a lot of research
51:43
papers but no one's doing a research
51:44
paper on the iphone
51:46
right or like nvidia gpus
51:50
i don't know it's kind of like the [ __ ]
51:52
that i use in my day-to-day life yeah
51:54
yeah yeah
51:55
but like let's say stuff like let's say
51:56
that like new technology for like the
51:59
military or fire department or something
52:00
like that
52:01
like new new firehose invented that can
52:04
put out fires immediately or a new fire
52:05
extinguisher yeah that's not by that's
52:07
not by a private company of course
52:10
like i get that but like everything
52:12
that's like privatized
52:14
it's like you know that's the [ __ ] that
52:15
like consumers use i think it's good for
52:18
like it's good for the consumer right
52:21
but it's not good for
52:23
the consumer also i don't know i don't
52:26
[ __ ] know
52:31
everyone's call everyone's either
52:34
the chat is either going based or commie
52:38
scum
52:40
like that's all the shadows right now
52:43
like [ __ ] hell
52:45
what shape is that brush
52:56
[Music]
52:59
mohawk shaped imagine that on someone's
53:02
head look at that
53:03
imagine like a head there smiley face
53:06
and head
53:07
you know that'd be cool it's a mohawk
53:12
brush
53:16
eat the rich chat's either saying based
53:19
eat the rich or commie wow i've really
53:23
turned myself into her sans chat this is
53:25
great
53:27
this is great
53:37
listen if it takes more than a sentence
53:39
to explain the entire economic er
53:43
as long as it is not hurting anyone else
53:45
he is into it
53:51
take not fin limits yeah pretty much i'm
53:56
not hurting anyone though my brain is
53:57
dribbling out of my ear
54:01
bimbo talk with them
54:07
girl girl puts on makeup and talks about
54:11
the economic state of the u.s that's the
54:12
argument for taxing big companies
54:15
you tax them to pay for groundbreaking
54:17
research and maintaining the workforce
54:19
which then everyone consumers and
54:21
companies can then benefit from
54:24
what does tax help with the workforce
54:27
will there be a p.o box opening soon
54:32
by the way i don't know oh yes
54:34
definitely but by the way it's important
54:36
to know i had no opinions on it i'm
54:38
kind of just asking questions you should
54:40
be a makeup artist
54:42
hell yeah hell yeah i shouldn't at all
54:46
i'm not good at this but i'm good enough
54:48
at it has no idea that limits me
54:53
have more than one meaning i don't know
54:54
what you mean
54:56
[ __ ] what bad is it new friends
55:01
i'll only entertain the conservative
55:02
frogs in chat if you can beat my dono
55:05
total
55:06
i pay more taxes than any of you and i'd
55:08
happily pay more to help others
55:11
yeah because the thing is right i'd
55:12
rather pay like at a certain point i'd
55:14
rather pay more taxes
55:16
i propose a new financial system called
55:18
femboism where all the money goes to the
55:20
femme boys
55:22
there is that like for the uk the nhs is
55:24
kind of like
55:25
our [ __ ] everyone well
55:28
most people agree the nhs is a good
55:30
thing so yeah i have no [ __ ] problem
55:32
if my attacks are going to the nhs
55:34
those [ __ ] work hard as [ __ ] schools
55:36
and stuff hell yeah
55:42
what the [ __ ] was that
55:46
nhs nhs based what the [ __ ]
55:49
are you on about did we lose the term
55:52
do we just completely lose the term
55:55
based in this society
55:57
everything good is based libertarian
56:01
finn
56:01
i don't know what that means
56:08
will you be doing natural hair next
56:10
stream or putting extensions back in
56:12
either way is cute but we haven't seen
56:14
naturals since the velma stream
56:17
i don't know the only reason i streamed
56:18
on the velma stream is because i
56:19
purposefully allotted like some time off
56:22
of the well i mean i allotted like
56:23
having the one day
56:25
well two days technically of having no
56:27
hair extensions
56:28
so i could do the velma stream and i
56:30
don't have any plans
56:31
to do another stream with short hair so
56:35
maybe if there's a good idea for it if i
56:37
find like a really good idea
56:39
to do with short hair then yeah but like
56:41
by default
56:42
no i'm not sure maybe if i find a good
56:44
cosplay
56:46
i miss the wig me too kind of a little
56:49
bit
56:50
it's more comfortable to go interview
56:51
with facebook pog
56:53
champ hopefully i will be back in time
56:55
for genie
56:58
time to interview with facebook
57:03
yo let zuckerberg know that we plan to
57:06
eat him
57:14
but otherwise pogchamp hope you get it
57:23
whenever that [ __ ] with nico wall didn't
57:26
nico get into some like [ __ ] for that
57:28
like she was saying eat the rich and
57:30
then she did like a [ __ ] two million
57:32
dollar apartment tour
57:35
wouldn't that wasn't that a thing am i
57:37
miss am i misremembering that wasn't
57:38
that recent let me see
57:40
i gotta know i gotta know one sec let me
57:42
look up nico law
57:47
i gotta know yep oh my god
57:51
what the [ __ ] i've never seen that many
57:54
dislikes on a video
57:55
this has got a 7 like ratio
57:59
oh my god
58:03
i have never seen a 7
58:06
like ratio before that is insane
58:15
oh my god what the [ __ ] i'm one of those
58:22
dis like
58:23
dude how bad was it cut videos have
58:26
worse
58:26
cut videos are funny though cut videos
58:29
are so [ __ ] funny
58:31
because there's always someone that you
58:33
hate in a cup video
58:35
there's always like one [ __ ] in in
58:38
the group
58:39
and then all the comments are talking
58:40
about how there was that one [ __ ] and
58:42
that's it
58:44
could they they have such like a good
58:46
villain narrative on cut
58:47
it's great
59:00
for info chassis has been interviewing
59:02
for the bluebird company
59:04
the facebooks the dancing thought mobile
59:06
site
59:07
the dancing thought mobile site
59:11
okay you talking about tick tock or are
59:14
you talking about you could that could
59:15
either be
59:16
only only friends or tick tock and i'm
59:19
concerned that
59:20
your definition stretches to both of
59:22
those
59:28
but i mean hell yeah tick-tock's where
59:31
it's at dude
59:37
it's only fins
59:43
it's only fins you get it because i'm
59:45
finnster
59:51
only finns you understand of optifine
59:54
after fine that is the new name of the
59:57
the company
60:06
and i don't regret it
60:09
we have a child now what do you want to
60:11
name him what do you want to name our
60:12
child
60:13
him or her i want you to name them
60:16
chat i need a name for the child
60:23
jeffrey basils jeffrey basils
60:28
jeffrey i'd call it jeffrey i've called
60:31
a lot of i've caught a lot of the babies
60:32
jeffrey
60:36
oh my [ __ ] oh my god my aunt had a
60:38
child
60:39
recently jeffrey batos my [ __ ]
60:42
aunt had a kid my aunt
60:45
is late 50s
60:49
and she had a [ __ ] kid she or at
60:51
least 50. she's in 50s
60:53
she had a kid and she's fine
60:57
and the kid's fine it's
61:00
[ __ ] nuts she was like one of the
61:03
oldest people in the country to have a
61:05
kid
61:09
dude i have a cousin now
61:14
did you just say auntie rose
61:18
i don't know if you know how families
61:20
work yeah i know i have a cousin it's a
61:22
boy
61:22
sorry it's a girl and they have a very
61:25
odd name
61:25
sorry cousin if for some reason in the
61:27
future you dig up this
61:29
uh it's like purdue
61:33
what the [ __ ] is it
61:37
perdita it was something like that i
61:39
remember the shortening name was like
61:40
purdy
61:41
which is kind of nice hey pretty you
61:44
know
61:46
i don't know what this name is oh wait
61:48
no i can't find this out hold on
61:52
i will let you know but it's a really
61:53
hard to remember name
61:56
i can't find it [ __ ]
62:01
i can't find i can't find it
62:05
i can't find it
62:08
i can't find it i can't find it
62:12
but i can't find it
62:16
i think i don't know what it is purdy
62:18
her name's purdy
62:19
the kid's name's purdy and she was just
62:21
born and she's very very cute
62:23
excellent now you can teach her makeup
62:25
when she's old enough
62:27
i'm gonna be 40 by the time she's my age
62:29
that is
62:30
nuts though right is that not [ __ ]
62:33
insane also here's
62:34
a video of her okay lucky lucky
62:38
hold on little bibby
62:42
don't be b or bb no ob
62:50
you know she's cute she's cute
62:53
she's cute cute bb
62:56
but yeah that's my new cousin uh hey
62:58
cousin if for some reason they invent
63:00
technology where you can see like
63:02
like imagine if they invent technology
63:04
one day that you can search
63:05
from one person every time you're every
63:09
time on social media
63:10
someone has mentioned your name or
63:12
something
63:14
this is gonna be the clip they see in
63:15
like 20 years when they've invented the
63:17
technology
63:18
you're creep you're a cute baby right if
63:20
you turn out to be an [ __ ]
63:23
that's on you right i play no part in it
63:27
i probably played a significant part in
63:28
that
63:29
i like i swear to god sometimes my
63:32
sister will uh
63:33
my sister has been listening to my
63:35
rantings and rape ravings
63:37
for so long that she'll say some [ __ ]
63:39
like a female i don't think i've told
63:41
you that
63:41
101 dalmatians
63:46
i don't know what it is it's probably
63:47
not pedita it's definitely not put
63:49
either
63:50
uh it's definitely not that hold on
63:54
let me send a message in the group chat
63:57
what's
63:58
okay is
64:03
i forgot it already i just need to see
64:06
they will respond
64:07
shortly i'm sure um could you be hot
64:10
every day if i do that i feel fat
64:12
natty sag
64:15
how do you how could you be hot every
64:18
day dude
64:19
i am not hot every day for example i've
64:22
i've got an hour it's amazing ruby is so
64:24
innocent in this day and age
64:26
dude she's like she's she's a good kid
64:29
she's just genuinely a good kid
64:31
she's like um she's managed to just do
64:33
well at school
64:34
she's like the smart one of the family
64:36
which is a bit annoying
64:38
all these she's the really hard working
64:40
one
64:41
like ruby works she's very very academic
64:44
or at least she works really hard at
64:46
being academic
64:48
and i didn't oh okay i've got a response
64:51
already hold on
64:54
it is pedita
64:57
it is pedita yeah she's nicknamed purdy
65:00
yeah purdy so pedita yeah that's her
65:03
name
65:04
it is pretty i was wrong it was where if
65:06
you are not looking your best for
65:08
potastic i will roast you her entire
65:10
stream focus man
65:12
dude i'm not gonna look my best
65:15
but i will try and look good i'm trying
65:17
to do like a lot of pink actually
65:19
we've decided on we're doing like pink
65:21
so we're going [ __ ] pink you know
65:26
this should be fun this should be fun
65:30
in real life this looks insane in real
65:33
life this looks [ __ ] nuts
65:35
a little bit anyway well you can get
65:38
away with it but it's not good
65:40
you know what i mean the nose mainly the
65:43
nose looks dumb
65:44
the cheeks look okay cheeks looks pretty
65:46
okay
65:49
okay i'm i'm down with that all right so
65:52
done that blush done uh
65:56
eyebrow hours oh my god missed
65:59
okay you bet you have to look better
66:02
than her
66:04
i got you i got you chat i got you
66:08
putty yeah
66:11
like per like we we're nicknaming her
66:13
purdy eyeliner
66:15
[ __ ] dude all on a s i don't even know
66:18
if i remember how to do eyeliner
66:25
i don't even know where the eyeliner is
66:26
[Music]
66:30
when purdy is your age you'll be 40 and
66:33
still on girl month at this rate
66:36
i was saying to marisa that she's so
66:39
young and i'm like
66:40
so old now i'm bro
66:43
eyeliner is a must okay [ __ ] it we'll do
66:45
it we'll do it with that it's just a
66:46
pain he has to take off but it's fine
66:48
because i'm getting the eyelashes out
66:49
tomorrow so if i accidentally wipe off
66:50
an eyelash it's fine
66:52
um
66:55
heck in by the time she's my age
67:00
i will be telling her about how i used
67:02
to do
67:03
this as a job i used to be a youtuber
67:05
and a twitch streamer
67:07
a live streamer for entertainment on an
67:09
old game called minecraft
67:11
you know like and that is i was talking
67:14
to my dad about it and i was like
67:16
that is as foreign to me as someone
67:18
telling me now
67:19
that they used to like they used to be a
67:22
professional like atari player
67:24
right like that's a 20 year old game or
67:27
so
67:28
that is the same level it's so odd to me
67:32
finn won't have to be on girl month at
67:34
40 because shell be a total milf
67:37
how old how old is zatar like pong how
67:39
old's atari
67:42
40 years old atari is 40 years old but
67:45
like you know what i mean
67:47
technology it gets up but like you know
67:49
what i mean it's still like [ __ ] nuts
67:54
right
67:56
oh so you think we're going to let you
67:58
leave us
67:59
also three months yes by the time i'm 40
68:03
i don't think i'll have the energy
68:05
but when you're 40 you you go on like
68:07
you need a wheelchair and stuff right
68:11
when you're 40 you get like um
68:14
on your own like don't you get like uh
68:19
when you're 40 isn't like
68:27
people that are 40 now can like remember
68:29
world war one right
68:38
on a real note the only thing i'm
68:39
jealous of like 40 year olds is they got
68:41
to watch like the moon landing
68:42
that's [ __ ] cool like i i have like a
68:45
lot of hope
68:47
that i will get to see the mars landing
68:49
but i'm really pissed that i didn't get
68:51
to see the moon landing
68:53
because that's gotta be i don't know
68:55
dude i remember when uh when
68:57
kovid hit like the first two months of
69:00
it were like
69:00
so nuts cause like everyone was pissed
69:02
off at the same thing
69:04
no they didn't what wait i'm 50 in the
69:07
moonland it was before me
69:09
holy [ __ ] how how old was how when was
69:12
the moon landing
69:16
wow that was [ __ ] way older than i
69:19
thought it was
69:20
anything over 35 years old is basically
69:22
deathbed time yeah you need like a
69:24
catheter at that point
69:26
60 years really
69:30
holy [ __ ] yeah no i didn't know when the
69:33
moon landing happened
69:35
someone enchanted you'd suck a good dick
69:37
i saw it before the moderate deleted it
69:39
hell yeah hell yeah i would i'm never
69:42
gonna know though
69:43
that's a bit annoying like that's kind
69:45
of annoying i'll never know if i'm any
69:47
good at sucking dick
69:50
i feel like i'd be good at it
69:54
i feel like i'd be really good at it
69:55
i'll just never know growing old is
69:56
mandatory
69:57
growing up is optional that's it quote
70:02
one day we'll cure aging
70:10
and the jack goes wild
70:14
oh my god oh no dude
70:19
i got a big mouth that's why i got a big
70:28
mouth
70:45
are there pre-signifiers of being able
70:47
to to
70:48
do such an act you know
70:52
like would you know before you do it
70:56
what are the what are the signifiers
70:58
let's call it phyllis
71:00
just so i could know that i'm gonna be
71:02
better at it what are the what are the
71:04
answers
71:04
i've seen one girl with a tongue
71:06
piercing that
71:08
like i asked that sounds like an awful
71:10
idea why do you have a tongue piercing
71:12
and then they and then they say that the
71:14
answer of why
71:15
why you have a tongue piercing and yeah
71:18
that was horrifying to me when i learned
71:19
such a thing
71:20
because tongue piercing sounds awful
71:22
especially just for one reason
71:25
it doesn't look good in my opinion
71:26
anyway i don't know i don't like like
71:28
weird piercings that like inhibit your
71:30
ability to do something
71:31
a tongue piercing would immediately
71:32
annoy me forever
71:41
i got a strong tongue i'm not sure about
71:43
having soft lips though
71:46
how do you know you've got everyone has
71:47
self lips i feel like i have a strong
71:50
tongue
71:52
i have a strong tongue i think i have a
71:54
strong tongue
71:56
yeah your lips are very cute
72:00
i guess so what you don't know is
72:02
they're as cold and hard as
72:04
iron hard as iron ore like rock my lips
72:08
like like run like
72:13
nine months you might get a baby don't
72:16
get a piercing
72:19
uh ear piercing yeah i'm not gonna get
72:20
any piercing in any weird spot though
72:23
ear piercing like earlobes yeah you know
72:25
sure
72:27
doable right i i cannot vibe with like a
72:30
nose piercing a tongue
72:31
anything that's like stuff needs to
72:34
interact with it
72:35
no i [ __ ] no bad
72:39
terrible idea i don't like that
72:42
i and also i knew a guy in i knew a guy
72:45
in my
72:46
high school class that had like ear
72:48
stretches
72:49
it looks so shitty now it looks good
72:54
when it happens don't get me wrong it's
72:55
a cool look
72:57
but it looks so bad now and it's only
73:00
like
73:01
five years later it doesn't look good
73:05
it never it never looks good when that
73:07
when the things are out
73:10
ear stretches cat butts when you're old
73:11
dude it's just permanently like a long
73:15
like a weirdly long earlobe that's like
73:18
got a weird like a hollow in it it's
73:20
just not not good
73:23
wait what is this your real voice yeah
73:25
weird right
73:26
on an eyebrow piercing
73:30
yeah okay i don't like the idea but like
73:33
i could i i would say that's an
73:35
acceptable one
73:37
i would say that's an acceptable
73:39
piercing if [ __ ] needs to interact with
73:42
it
73:42
it's no go for me you know like i can
73:45
get behind any like ear piercing
73:47
but god dude belly button piercing
73:50
no that's like dude
73:53
that sounds sucky it sounds sucky [ __ ]
73:56
needs to interact with that
73:57
like i got like do every time you put on
73:59
like a shirt or pants
74:01
like [ __ ] you lift up you're like
74:03
like i couldn't do it with this skirt
74:04
dude my
74:05
my belly button's there like i couldn't
74:07
have a belly button piercing it'd be
74:08
nuts
74:11
and eyebrow piercing gets annoying fast
74:12
yeah
74:14
try the piercing filter it doesn't
74:16
really matter how it looks to me it's
74:17
how it like
74:18
is
74:20
[Music]
74:24
may sucking a deck is easy it's trying
74:26
to push the hand forcing you to go
74:28
deeper that can be annoying
74:30
kappa
74:35
i got strong arms i don't know what you
74:37
mean strong arms and a strong tongue and
74:39
a big mouth
74:42
i'll be perfect at it
74:52
holy [ __ ]
75:05
you have anything like that chat like
75:07
[ __ ] that you think you'd be good at but
75:09
you've never
75:10
tried before
75:13
like oh my god i don't know like
75:15
juggling i don't know i'd be terrible i
75:17
know that i'd be terrible at joking i'm
75:18
just giving you an example but like
75:21
what do you reckon you'd be good at that
75:23
you've never tried
75:25
like
75:29
i think i could be an astronaut you know
75:32
like if i had the training for it i
75:34
could probably do fine
75:36
airsoft guitar i know i'd be terrible at
75:39
guitar
75:41
everyone's giving way pegging okay
75:44
sex oh
75:48
rock climbing rock climbing's [ __ ]
75:50
hard
75:52
it's really [ __ ] hard open heart
75:55
surgery
75:56
uh embroidery yeah [ __ ] it i'd get
75:58
behind that
76:00
embroider sewing i always thought sewing
76:02
right
76:03
i thought sewing was easy and i tried it
76:05
and i was like i got i
76:06
attached two things together so i guess
76:08
sewing is easy
76:10
but you know people master sewing
76:14
keyhole surgery brain surgery
76:16
programming four
76:19
dude why do you say things like that
76:22
like fo real
76:23
bro why just no but i mean if you're
76:27
down to give a gawk gawk
76:28
3000. him down bruv
76:37
[Music]
76:41
babe with all due respect when you are
76:43
shaking and sweating vr then i don't
76:45
think a real life or death scenario
76:47
would be your forte
76:49
for what i couldn't be in the army i'd
76:52
suck in the army
76:55
although i do think i'd be a good like
76:59
gun guy gun person like i feel like i'd
77:02
be pretty damn good
77:03
at like us being a sniper and you know
77:06
what i thought i thought i was like i
77:08
could act
77:09
you know i can't [ __ ] there's no chance
77:11
i
77:12
no i just couldn't do it i feel like in
77:14
everyone's head they're like i could
77:15
probably act
77:17
not like as good as anyone that's good
77:18
at acting but i could probably do it
77:21
you can't it's so hard it's so [ __ ]
77:23
difficult
77:27
it's so [ __ ] difficult
77:30
i'd also make a terrible drag queen
77:34
because i take an hour with doing basic
77:36
makeup
77:38
oh damn and also i can't dance
77:42
or pretend to sing or sing really or do
77:45
anything insanity hey nation thanks a
77:46
lot
77:47
i i can't
77:50
or even deal with the idea of my
77:54
eyebrows getting glued down i
77:57
dude tucking seems like a far more
78:00
pleasant ordeal
78:02
than having glued down eyebrows and then
78:05
putting foundation over it
78:06
i swear to god i have nightmares about
78:08
that i have had a genuine nightmare
78:11
about
78:12
putting foundation onto a beard hair
78:15
i [ __ ] hate that idea in general it
78:18
sounds
78:18
awful i don't know why anyone would want
78:22
to put anything on hair it's bad it's
78:24
gross and bad and nasty
78:26
not good taking estrogen is easier how
78:29
do you become a drag queen i guess
78:31
i don't think i think there's more to it
78:32
than that um
78:35
gawk 3000 bro okay that's done
78:38
this i would okay on any other occasion
78:40
i'd call this like almost done besides
78:42
like
78:43
uh highlighter so now it's time to get
78:46
funky
78:47
you wanna do some [ __ ] i i i you
78:50
wanna do some [ __ ] eyes
78:55
you wanna do some eyes do you wanna do
78:57
some eyes huh
78:59
huh ah you wanna do some eyes huh
79:02
i'll do some [ __ ] eyes huh we're
79:05
going pink
79:08
we're going pink as [ __ ] tucking all
79:11
what the [ __ ]
79:12
plug plonk plugin [ __ ] is that
79:14
[Music]
79:16
hey man i am a professional wildlife
79:19
photographer who regularly photographs
79:22
grizzly bears
79:23
yes you would not do good with real
79:25
world danger holy
79:27
[ __ ] yeah no i don't want to be near a
79:28
bear
79:30
i'll be near a bear have you seen that
79:33
stat that like one it was like something
79:35
like eight percent
79:36
of guys think they could beat a tiger in
79:38
a fist fight
79:42
that's a real statistic
79:46
they genuinely polled people and they
79:49
asked
79:49
could you beat a tiger in a fist fight
79:53
oh my god
79:57
that is terrifying that there is eight
80:00
percent
80:00
of people eight percent of men think
80:03
they could beat
80:04
a tiger oh my god
80:08
most people couldn't beat a dog like no
80:12
[ __ ] if a dog
80:13
really wanted to [ __ ] kill you like a
80:15
like a big like of a doberman wanted to
80:17
kill you
80:18
you'd die like most people majority of
80:21
people would lose to a dog
80:23
i would say a percent 20 of people would
80:26
lose to a cat
80:28
i believe that firmly i would rather
80:31
fight i would rather fight my dog milo
80:33
because he's a dumbass
80:34
than my cat my cat would tear me to
80:36
[ __ ] pieces
80:38
i'd beat a horse
80:46
now a horse
80:51
now a horse right okay
81:00
i want a poll i'm not going to give you
81:01
any info about it
81:03
mods john stuff i need a poll
81:06
just a simple poll could you beat a
81:08
horse in a
81:09
fist fight it's got to be a fist fight
81:12
no weapons
81:12
yes and no
81:16
i just want to know what people think i
81:18
just want to know
81:23
but bear in mind you can't move faster
81:26
than a horde you can't outrun a horse
81:28
but horses can pretty much only hurt you
81:31
from like
81:31
if you're behind them but i swear to god
81:35
you could run around a horse faster than
81:37
a horse could turn
81:42
you know what i mean
81:47
there's a shot i'm not saying that like
81:50
it's
81:50
definitely possible but like it's a shot
81:52
you cannot throw a horse over your
81:54
shoulder
81:54
finn no what no what
81:58
but like horse can book up on their hind
82:01
legs
82:02
i feel like i could dodge a horse attack
82:04
because like they've got to do like
82:06
whoop and then kick it's not like floyd
82:08
mayweather where it's like boom and then
82:09
the punch has already happened and
82:11
you're just reacting to it
82:12
there's like a you know there's you can
82:14
move out the way
82:17
i don't think that you could kill a
82:18
horse with your fists
82:22
but a horse could definitely kill you
82:25
you know
82:28
if it was like a boxing match though
82:30
well
82:32
i could beat a horse in him
82:38
a horse versus a human is the perfect
82:41
thing of like mayweather versus logan
82:44
the horse is logan it's kind of slow
82:48
but hits hard and it's way bigger than
82:51
you but
82:52
you can move quicker right
82:55
the long neck dude tell me you tell me i
82:58
wouldn't win it okay
82:59
what about like a llama what about okay
83:03
new question what about a llama a llama
83:07
what about a llama or like a camel
83:10
a camel could you beat a camel
83:15
could the rock beat a horse in a fist
83:18
fight
83:23
okay could the could could dwayne the
83:26
rock johnson
83:28
beat a horse in a fist fight
83:33
i would bet on dwayne i'd bet on dwayne
83:36
i think dwayne could beat a horse in a
83:38
fist fight
83:40
like a regular old horse not like a
83:41
trained horse just a regular [ __ ]
83:43
horse
83:44
like the top of humanity versus just a
83:46
regular [ __ ] horse
83:49
just a regular horse i think i think
83:51
like
83:52
i don't know six out of ten times dwayne
83:55
wins
83:56
i'd i'd go with that i'll go with that a
83:58
moose no you moose would [ __ ] everyone
84:00
up
84:01
moosin [ __ ] not even a there's no living
84:04
person alive that could beat a moose
84:07
moose is a [ __ ] tough bastard you
84:09
ever seen a [ __ ] moose
84:11
terrifying creatures dude
84:14
they seem cool and they're like from
84:16
canada so you think they're nice they
84:17
ain't nice dude
84:18
mooses [ __ ] suck
84:24
what's the weakest animal that a human
84:26
couldn't kill
84:27
with a fish rose couldn't beat my
84:29
chinchilla in a fight
84:31
manly man loses to head crabs
84:34
what's the weakest animal that a human
84:36
couldn't be and yes i could be the
84:37
chinchilla
84:38
i've seen a chinchilla chinchilla is a
84:40
[ __ ] scary
84:42
like rat people fight off wild animals
84:46
all the time
84:47
yeah you might walk away looking like
84:49
swiss cheese but you could win
84:51
but could you win not like escape
84:54
i mean win i mean win
84:58
count on a fist fight now we're up to 30
85:00
of you 30
85:02
of you said you could beat a camel in a
85:03
fist fight
85:06
a black widow yeah okay fair enough but
85:08
that's a sneak attack thing if you put a
85:10
black widow in a ring with someone
85:12
the the people won like if they know
85:14
they're a thing
85:15
like it all it takes is just like oh
85:17
dead you know like i can't run too
85:19
quick would you [ __ ] with a honey badger
85:27
yeah anything small enough that you
85:30
could get in one hand
85:31
is killable because at that point you
85:34
lose the arm but you're still like
85:36
killing it
85:36
you know that's what i mean with like a
85:39
cat
85:40
you know cats will [ __ ] you up cats will
85:42
do more damage but
85:43
well with a bit of training you would
85:44
have a good chance to run a horse to
85:46
death
85:49
run a horse to death i guess so aren't
85:52
humans like
85:54
built for that like they just exhaust
85:56
their prey
85:58
and then they just [ __ ] spirit
86:04
who's like okay if you're gonna pick
86:06
like who's peak humanity right now
86:08
like if you were gonna pick a person to
86:10
go in an arena against any animal like
86:12
just
86:13
animal arena like roman gladiator combat
86:16
but with no weapons like fist fight who
86:18
would you pick
86:19
mayweather you're insane mayweather
86:21
definitely not usain bolt definitely not
86:23
danny devito
86:24
okay one contender solid
86:30
the rock hems what hemsworth ain't a
86:33
fighter dude hemsworth is an actor
86:37
you say hemsworth is the peak of
86:38
humanity
86:40
dude the peak of human fighters
86:45
chris hemsworth no who's like the peak
86:48
of human
86:49
ksi bill nye bill and i would win
86:54
[ __ ] blast to me make a laser real
86:56
quick out of dirt
87:00
he'd macgyver that [ __ ] dude
87:06
the rock mike tyson
87:09
mike tyson in his prime okay
87:12
mike
87:17
oh my god right mike tyson in his prime
87:21
versus a horse
87:29
you see how you see how you're kind of
87:31
on my side now right
87:32
like you know like you know
87:37
it could work mike tyson claps right he
87:40
[ __ ] kills the horse
87:42
it's doable yeah
87:46
a hundred duck size sauces yeah you take
87:48
the duck soy sauce every time
87:50
uh
87:56
tyson would bite the horse to death he
87:58
would eat the [ __ ] horse
88:00
every one of you are just like yeah
88:01
turbo turbo versus horse
88:04
first right mike type the thing is as
88:07
soon as you escalate like mike tyson
88:09
versus
88:10
sins is the pinnacle of humanity he has
88:12
every job on the planet
88:18
i agree johnny sins is like johnny sims
88:21
has the most
88:22
job experience out of all of us
88:27
horse are pretty fragile how easily
88:29
could you knock out a horse
88:32
yeah how old is i don't know
88:35
anything underwater we lose what's like
88:40
what's the hardest thing that you reckon
88:42
you could okay
88:44
i think the weakest thing that could
88:45
that could reasonably win in a
88:47
fight between er and your average human
88:52
is like probably a cat like a bengal cat
88:55
or some [ __ ]
88:56
i reckon someone's gonna get unlucky and
88:59
a cat's just gonna get them right there
89:00
and then it's over for him or like the
89:02
eyes
89:04
like yeah i don't know ellen degeneres
89:10
no mike tyson in his prime versus ellen
89:13
degeneres
89:19
ellen wins ellen would make him feel
89:21
awful about everything he's ever done
89:27
mike tyson in his prime but also
89:29
interning for ellen versus ellen
89:38
mike tyson can't even look her in the
89:39
eyes
89:43
did ellen have a prime ellen in her
89:45
prime versus a horse
89:48
is this a boring conversation because
89:50
i'm having a lot of fun
89:52
thinking about this
89:57
[ __ ] hell
90:07
hey oprah vs ellen my god
90:10
mayweather could take a bear
90:14
there is not a human alive on earth that
90:15
could take a bear
90:20
escape from a bear and like live yeah
90:22
humans can live from their attack
90:24
human couldn't beat a bear fist fight
90:27
like no weapons
90:28
no khabib ah
90:32
yeah that's the only okay oh khabib i i
90:34
will say
90:35
is like a peak of humanity
90:39
khabib didn't kill a bear he didn't kill
90:41
a bear
90:43
literally any russian could suck a bear
90:45
dude
90:46
a just a regular [ __ ] dude versus a
90:48
bear
90:50
like peak of humanity dude i don't know
90:54
i don't know dude i don't know i i don't
90:56
believe it
90:59
versus beaver beaver's got a chance one
91:02
word rats freaking rats bro
91:05
these would mess you up rats are vile
91:07
and aim for the eyes
91:09
yeah but like if a rat wanted to kill
91:10
you it's gotta get up to you somehow
91:12
if you can get a hand on a rat you can
91:14
kill it because you just
91:17
you know like a rat's that big
91:21
like sure it's gonna tear your [ __ ]
91:23
hand up but like
91:24
you know and you just even if you can't
91:27
crush it just hold it like that until it
91:29
stops
91:31
rat wouldn't kill you i don't think a
91:33
rat would kill anyone
91:35
well you know besides all those people
91:36
that one time in like europe
91:41
do you guys remember that
91:45
you must remember that how many rats
91:48
could you take
91:48
three i i think i could
91:52
i could reasonably take two rats and a
91:55
third would be
91:56
a significant challenge a third would be
91:59
like
92:00
i have a 60 chance of winning
92:03
a fourth i'm kinda done for as soon as
92:06
like there's
92:07
like yeah but more than two hands and
92:10
you're [ __ ]
92:12
like three rats is like you need to get
92:14
lucky with one
92:15
four is your i don't know i don't think
92:17
there is a story of a man winning a
92:18
fight with a bear by biting down on its
92:21
jugular
92:23
holy [ __ ] okay we found our peak of
92:26
humanity
92:27
my god
92:31
they're agile little things yeah but
92:33
like you could get a hand on it
92:34
you know like it was coming out you
92:36
could get a hand on it
92:37
jesus that's metal yeah jesus [ __ ]
92:42
moose wins in a fight against cars your
92:44
moose are nuts luke's are tough [ __ ]
92:49
don't underestimate humans that's what i
92:50
mean like
92:59
on a certain level sure but
93:08
i'm confident enough to say i could beat
93:10
three rats me personally
93:12
i but like i could get i could beat two
93:14
rats but
93:15
ah bears won't kill you at first they
93:18
hold you down and start eating you alive
93:21
stomach first
93:23
let's just bat you around dude
93:36
[Music]
93:40
wait wait wait pause pause you said you
93:43
could take three rats but where
93:45
like south park style you know what i
93:48
mean three clawing in there are poor
93:49
boosie
93:51
[Music]
93:53
what paul it was fun watching your
93:56
stream but i got to wake up at 6
93:58
30 a.m tomorrow so i'm a head out
94:01
good night rose and chat
94:05
rats don't have modern battle strategy i
94:08
could beat three rats
94:10
why are you acting hard when you
94:11
couldn't even handle a spider on your
94:13
foot i
94:14
died i won that fight
94:21
[Music]
94:22
not saying i wouldn't be terrified i
94:24
could win have you ever seen the video
94:26
called bear sits next to guy
94:30
no
94:38
the fact that you're saying it like that
94:39
means it's like a lively video
94:42
that someone just like titled that so it
94:44
got through and it's just
94:46
bare [ __ ] murder dude you're thinking
94:48
of a mouse a rat is about 30 to 40
94:51
centimeters big
95:02
you're telling me you couldn't beat a
95:03
rat in a fight
95:05
dude
95:13
chat okay honestly could you beat a
95:15
fight in a rat
95:16
one rat one rat you couldn't beat one
95:19
rat in a fight
95:20
really you couldn't beat
95:24
one rat in a fight even like a
95:27
like a proper rat you're insane
95:32
you could be iran have more faith in
95:34
yourself chat be
95:35
be big boys you could beat a fight in a
95:37
rat
95:38
could you be a ran a fight i dude i the
95:41
fact that this is a conflicting question
95:43
is nuts to me
95:46
you could beat a rat in a fight
95:49
i'm convinced that most people could be
95:51
around a fight
95:58
the fruit vendor starts with giant rats
96:00
dude
96:05
you could be around a fight
96:10
but okay the question is like how many
96:13
like because you can beat one
96:14
i'm convinced that everyone could beat
96:16
one rat in a fight i'm not convinced
96:18
that everyone could beat two rounds
96:20
you know what i mean
96:23
it doesn't matter how big or strong you
96:25
are they are fast as [ __ ] boy
96:27
they could run around your ankles or get
96:30
to your eyes without you touching them
96:32
first
96:32
it doesn't matter if they get
96:35
okay rat is on your face boop gone
96:38
it's not like a hard thing right like
96:42
even if they're there and they're trying
96:44
to [ __ ] they
96:45
sure they'll [ __ ] you up i'm saying that
96:47
you could win though
96:49
like they're not gonna be able to [ __ ]
96:51
you up that bad
96:52
for you to die
96:56
have you tried taking a cat off your
96:57
face it will hurt but you won't
97:00
die
97:03
ten rat no you're insane i i think at
97:06
three you're pushing your luck at three
97:10
he'll blind you bro yeah but then you
97:13
[ __ ] murder it
97:15
this is a weird conversation you could
97:17
beat two r
97:18
okay listen you could beat two rats in a
97:20
fight i'm
97:21
you can beat one rat in a fight i could
97:24
beat
97:24
two rats in a fight three no
97:27
three i would be pushing it to to live
97:30
you know
97:32
infection and that's not a rat that's a
97:34
that's just like a [ __ ]
97:36
it's like saying could you get hit in
97:37
the shoulder with an arrow and live
97:39
yeah but what if the arrow carried the
97:41
[ __ ] deadly virus
97:43
it's a different question at that point
97:45
not all rats are infected with some [ __ ]
97:50
could you beat a spider in a fight yeah
97:53
what if the spider had a tnt strapped to
97:55
its back
97:56
though it's a different question what if
97:59
the spider was really a landmine
98:02
it doesn't matter like lab rats yeah
98:06
like
98:06
dude i'm not no just rap there's a
98:08
[ __ ] rat
98:12
it is a clean youtube video if you end
98:14
up with extra time watch it but finish
98:16
your makeup
98:17
first prove it tell me what happens in
98:19
it
98:28
i don't think i'm suggesting anything
98:30
insane here i'm just saying that you
98:31
could beat a rat in a fight
98:32
like i'm not saying you could beat a
98:34
bear you know
98:42
but
98:46
a rat
98:49
i'm concerned for i'm concerned for your
98:52
like
98:52
i would be concerned for you if you
98:54
couldn't beat a rat one rat in a fight
99:10
[Music]
99:13
time to send you a rat and we can find
99:15
out on stream this is a joke
99:17
don't send anyone rats chat no
99:34
[Music]
99:37
okay for the rats but what about a
99:39
goliath birdie to tarantula
99:42
bro it's a 30 centimes tarantula that
99:44
can jump
99:45
if you put it on my head it can make me
99:52
dreadlocks
99:54
again you could win in a fight but
99:56
that's only if you don't like die of
99:57
fear immediately
99:59
from seeing it you know what i mean one
100:01
rat goes for the eyes and blinds you
100:04
the other rat goes for the jugular and
100:06
when both are on you you bleed out your
100:08
neck with no way to defend
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gg no reason you're standing there like
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this no
100:13
as soon as one's on you bam dead like
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i you're underestimating how [ __ ]
100:19
strong
100:20
humans are like rat
100:23
bam dead like that's really how it be
100:26
they're quick but like
100:28
now you're protected
100:29
[Music]
100:33
15 minutes to go which would you rather
100:36
fight a hippo or komodo dragon
100:39
yeah komodo dragon dude that's at least
100:41
manageable i don't even you couldn't
100:43
how would you even fight a hippo you
100:45
know like how would you even
100:47
my eyes look weird do they not
100:52
look okay now but now they don't
100:55
that's odd like
100:58
you could fight a komodo dragon it
101:00
wouldn't be good i don't know if you'd
101:02
win
101:02
but you couldn't fight a hippo hippos
101:05
are strong and fat your eyes look weird
101:07
i know
101:08
what the [ __ ]
101:12
left eye looks booked which one's left
101:15
this are you on about this one
101:19
i don't know how why i think it's
101:22
because i did my eyeliner fade
101:24
like without enough like up
101:29
but they look the same now
101:35
kinda i don't know dude
101:39
i don't know dude
101:43
you hippos are responsible for that yeah
101:44
no i'm not i'm not insane you couldn't
101:46
win against hepa
101:51
[Music]
101:52
you look faded yeah why the [ __ ] is it
101:56
like that stay aimed tough
101:58
because it's like yeah that's so
102:02
weird dude
102:06
oh i dude i hate that i kind of want to
102:08
redo my eyes now
102:09
[ __ ] do i redo it it's gonna take too
102:13
long
102:14
i don't have time but it's not the worst
102:18
though
102:18
right i hate that i did so badly
102:25
i could do it better though
102:33
the eyeliner was a bad move charlie was
102:36
a bad move
102:40
it's fine i should have done it better
102:42
but i didn't
102:43
yeah well
102:47
if you want to look prettier we redo it
102:50
[ __ ] should i i hate it i really dislike
102:54
it
102:57
i hate that i hate it so much i'm just
103:00
looking at it
103:02
one year f1 n5t less gang god damn it
103:07
this is gonna suck
103:15
it's gonna suck though i'm not convinced
103:18
i can
103:19
i'm dude i'm not convinced i could take
103:21
this off without
103:22
[ __ ] up all of my makeup though so
103:25
i'm gonna try something real quick i'm
103:26
gonna try and just take the tip of it
103:28
off
103:31
[Music]
103:32
oh my god pet rats are basically lab
103:37
rats
103:38
they have been out of the wild for
103:39
generations
103:46
[Music]
103:48
indeed don't stop commit and go full
103:52
minks
103:53
it looks good when you go for it don't
103:55
give up
103:58
no you're wrong
104:03
and i'll prove it to you
104:06
it already looks a little bit better but
104:09
not great
104:15
because it's got a higher angle of
104:18
ascending do take a look at giant golden
104:20
crown flying foxes please and tell me
104:22
how terrified you
104:23
are oh the [ __ ] with long legs
104:29
yeah i know i know about it
104:33
it looks weird now the eyeliner doesn't
104:35
work chat
104:37
i just don't think the eyeliner looks
104:39
good i just don't think the eyeliner in
104:41
general looks good
104:43
[ __ ]
104:47
i don't know if it's fixable we're going
104:48
to try it one more time because i've
104:49
already committed kind of
104:53
we're going to try it one more time and
104:55
then if this doesn't work then it's over
105:00
indirectly throwing shade and saying
105:02
minx's makeup
105:03
looks worse than yours kw
105:06
dude it's because like okay here's why
105:08
you can't see that my eyelashes
105:11
do you know what i mean like it makes it
105:13
look weird that you can't see my
105:14
eyelashes
105:15
you can want to go like that and then it
105:17
looks okay
105:19
but it doesn't look good because you
105:21
can't see the eyelashes
105:22
[Music]
105:26
hey f1 says
105:30
will you be dressed like this or change
105:32
to a white shirt to match the skirt
105:34
better
105:36
what why would white match better
105:40
why would white match black better than
105:42
blue match black
105:44
what i don't like it i think it's bad
105:48
it's not a [ __ ] up thing it's that
105:50
it's too thick in the outer corner
105:51
do a thinner line it's not though
105:55
it's legitimately just not you if you do
105:58
a thinner line then it looks like that
106:00
when you've got your eyes closed
106:02
okay but i'll show you because
106:08
oh dude i hate it i don't think i've
106:10
ever had this reaction to doing
106:32
still looks weird though doesn't it on
106:34
this eye i've got a little bit of
106:36
eyeliner on in a thin line
106:40
it looks weird though doesn't it it it
106:43
looks better because there's less
106:45
but i it it's not good though
106:48
i'm gonna take it all off and watch hold
106:52
on
107:01
trying so hard not to lose an eyelash
107:03
doing this [ __ ] holy [ __ ]
107:34
okay i can't really get it all off but
107:35
like it looks better now that i've not
107:38
got eyeliner on
107:39
and you can just see the eyelashes a bit
107:41
more clearly you know what i mean
107:50
do you know what i mean though you know
107:52
what i mean though
107:54
it looks weird
107:57
right doesn't it
108:04
i don't know dude i don't know dude
108:07
it looks better without yeah it looks
108:10
better without and it's not because the
108:11
eyeliner scuffed it's because the
108:13
eyelashes
108:14
with so little eyelashes on it doesn't
108:16
work with them
108:19
so i'm i'm on the end the tail end of
108:21
the eyelashes and it kind of like you
108:23
need to accentuate the eyelashes instead
108:24
of the eyeliner
108:27
[Music]
108:31
dude finn the problem is not about the
108:33
eyeliner
108:34
it's about your face that's the problem
108:36
to be honest
108:38
i thought you were gonna be smart and
108:39
say it's the eyelashes i thought for a
108:41
second for one micro second i was like
108:44
okay they know what i'm on about
108:57
i'm not dissing minx's look at all it's
108:59
minx actually knows what she's doing
109:01
where you can actually still see her
109:03
eyes
109:03
but with mine it just looks like a black
109:05
blob
109:06
because one the shape of my eyes one the
109:08
shape of my eyelids sorry
109:10
and to the the eyelashes there's not as
109:12
many of them
109:13
right and i can't just add more
109:14
eyelashes it's not really how it works
109:17
so i don't know the eyeliner is so good
109:21
how the [ __ ]
109:22
wasn't though you were wrong about that
109:25
you have bad tastes
109:28
oops i mean
109:32
worth trying i agree however
109:36
didn't work out
109:45
[ __ ] is that not going on
109:48
one's still bitter like
109:53
i should i i one bit of like makeup
109:55
remover's still there that's just not
109:56
going
109:57
not adding anything to it
110:05
like none of it's going on oh god i hate
110:08
this
110:24
okay
110:32
this is better this is better than with
110:34
eyeliner anyway
110:36
pan nation princess holy [ __ ]
110:39
nation always insults me when's the ban
110:41
when's the ban where's the ban
110:43
show me i want to watch it happen
110:48
we back boys hope i didn't miss too much
110:50
you miss me putting eyeliner
110:52
on hating it and then taking it off
110:53
again okay chat
110:56
lips how insanely bad
110:59
and girly do you want this to be because
111:02
we can go all the way back to like
111:04
when you used to do my makeup and it
111:05
would be like
111:07
pink lip stain and then glittery pink
111:10
lip gloss
111:10
on it we've we haven't done that since
111:13
and if we're going really big
111:15
pink and girly then sure we could do it
111:17
again
111:18
one for one time
111:22
uh okay let me find the thing because i
111:24
might have lost it
111:27
uh did i lose it i may have lost it oh
111:30
no
111:32
i haven't okay found that one and then
111:35
look lost do you have any microscope
111:37
where'd that go
111:42
oh that's not looking good
111:46
found it okay i found my two ingredients
111:53
oh my god please brush please just get
111:57
in the thing
111:59
do you know all of it something with lip
112:00
liner oh dude no
112:02
lip liner kind of [ __ ] sucks it
112:04
doesn't look good it always makes me
112:06
look like
112:06
i mean it looks good for a lot of people
112:08
it's not for me i've never found it to
112:09
work for me
112:10
chat is creepy and wants a fetish
112:12
experience you should keep presenting as
112:14
a passable natural girl
112:17
true however
112:23
funny meme however funny meme
112:32
we're going to meet in three minutes
112:33
holy [ __ ] as you mess with me
112:35
[Music]
112:38
oh she has since you go all pink perhaps
112:41
a pink top
112:43
now in three minutes no uh
112:47
oh she already made a minecraft rom she
112:50
messaged me
112:51
like an hour ago oh [ __ ]
112:54
[ __ ] okay
112:57
why don't you mess with me that oh [ __ ]
113:00
40 minutes i got 45 minutes ago ah okay
113:03
pink bonnie is oh
113:04
they're already there
113:19
[ __ ] stays on for way too [ __ ] long
113:26
i will have slightly pinker lips
113:38
tomorrow
114:12
okay solid all right i can call that
114:15
good for that and that
114:16
potassium went live oh god oh god oh god
114:18
oh god okay
114:19
um i'm going to let this go a little bit
114:22
less red 14
114:23
months pogba's how are you doing finney
114:25
it's been a while and i missed yeah
114:28
good i'm doing good there we are i told
114:32
you not to be late like 10 times don't
114:34
be disrespectful by being late
114:37
gonna be
114:40
i didn't do [ __ ] did it okay all right
114:44
so do you reckon like normal lip gloss
114:47
or
114:48
pink sparkly girly girly girl lip gloss
114:51
what do you think
114:54
what what do you thunk chat she's
114:57
she's just bitching about you being late
114:59
on her channel oh no
115:00
brochure i'm i am currently
115:04
girls take the time dude i know sparkly
115:07
sparkly sparkly normal sparkly
115:09
no more i need a pole on it chanting a
115:11
pole sparkly sparkly girly girly girl or
115:16
normal
115:18
what do you think chat i i mods do a
115:21
poll for me real quick while i'm
115:22
brushing my hair and i need to take this
115:24
hair thing out so i look good but you
115:26
know
115:27
for now well i'm just doing this last
115:29
one thing on the makeup and i'll do
115:31
highlighter while i'm waiting
115:32
for your response
115:37
okay what thunk
115:40
i know you're not a fanboy but you're
115:42
inspiration for being a fanboy i'm as
115:44
close to a fanboys
115:45
you know i'm kind of a fanboy
115:48
i'm just a very fanboy you know what i
115:51
mean
115:52
just insanely i've done like kind of 80s
115:56
eyeshadow by accident you know what i
115:57
mean
115:58
yikes oh well
116:03
okay a little bit of highlighter okay no
116:05
mod did it i'll do it
116:07
come on check john you are a mod okay
116:10
pull i'll do it
116:18
okay i did it there you go no poll yeah
116:21
i know
116:22
but no one did it no time for pogo no no
116:24
none of the mods wanted to give the
116:26
ruling on it
116:27
it's pride month so glitter all the way
116:30
i'm down
116:31
we will see though
116:35
condemn it uh okay 70
116:38
say sparkly [ __ ] it let's do it all
116:40
right we're going hyper girly i haven't
116:41
done it in ages i don't mind it
116:43
i don't normally do it so [ __ ] it why
116:45
not and i'm not gonna do much anyway so
116:49
starting soon stream don't wash things
116:51
i'm not russian i was gonna straighten
116:52
my hair
116:53
i'm still meant to strain my hair [ __ ]
117:08
anyway
117:13
[Music]
117:18
[ __ ] okay i didn't do too much i made it
117:20
normal
117:21
even still holy [ __ ]
117:25
okay uh do i straighten the hair or do i
117:28
just leave it as is
117:30
it's not great you can definitely tell
117:32
their hair extensions when i don't
117:33
straighten it but
117:39
what the [ __ ]
117:44
why do i look so like weird it's the
117:46
eyelashes dude it's because i've got
117:47
fewer eyelashes on it makes my eyes look
117:49
weird
117:50
i don't know i'm not a fan i'm just like
117:53
trying to figure out why this was doing
117:54
that i was like oh yeah i haven't
117:55
strained it anyway
117:58
who said no cat is today dude they're
118:01
here
118:02
they're on and they're here
118:06
not [ __ ] again i'm sorry straighten
118:09
it
118:09
dude i mean
118:14
take your time and get your hair done
118:16
well what do i do
118:17
what do i do chad what do i do what do i
118:20
do
118:21
do i strain it do i do it it's gonna
118:24
take an annoying amount of time though
118:27
[ __ ] okay do your hair okay one sec
118:30
let's try it
118:31
i've got my i've got my uh thingy over
118:33
here oh
118:34
[ __ ] oh my god
118:37
got my hair straight
118:42
dude she has been live for five minutes
118:44
her viewers and her are waiting for you
118:49
slightly messy is fine it's going to
118:51
stay slightly messy because i'm not
118:52
going to do a good job straightening
118:54
but it's going to be a little bit more
118:57
kempt you know it's going to be a little
119:00
bit better than you know whatever's
119:02
going on there
119:03
which i feel like i could handle okay
119:08
do 80s big hair how do you expect me to
119:10
do that
119:12
and also no that would look dude i'm not
119:15
a fan of that
119:19
all memes aside you legit look freaking
119:21
amazing
119:22
keep rocking it we are bimbo queen
119:32
she has arizona queen
119:36
egg
119:40
i know i'm doing this badly chant but
119:43
this is straightening out the
119:47
the non-conformers all right this is not
119:50
how to properly straighten hair
119:52
at all ever
119:55
at all ever never
119:59
okay that's straight there
120:03
i'm just i've just mastered the art of
120:05
doing this semi-quickly
120:11
and then burning my ear while i do it
120:13
mastered the art of it
120:15
how the [ __ ] i need a hair clip oh my
120:18
god
120:21
right out
120:26
right oh good enough for me
120:29
all right that side good enough for me
120:32
this side let's do this side i don't
120:33
care if
120:34
i don't care what you say
120:50
wow one year rose looks fab as always
120:54
oh yeah
121:03
okay [ __ ] it do we just call that like
121:06
messy but kind of done like it's better
121:10
[ __ ] it that's done i got it i got it
121:11
done that's solid
121:13
nailed it nailed it forever and done
121:15
with
121:16
i reckon that's good that's like dude
121:19
isn't that better it's still messy and
121:21
like kind of half done but like it's
121:23
done
121:24
you know speed run it speedrunned it
121:27
let's go we did it we did a chat
121:33
there we go we have bimbo mode
121:38
can you paint the wall pink i painted my
121:40
entire bedroom pink
121:42
and also do you think i can just do that
121:44
quickly
121:45
i'm just like hey can you quickly go and
121:47
like just paint the wall
121:48
real quick just paint that wall it'll be
121:50
fine just go paint the wall real quick
121:52
it'll take a day but it's fine my god
121:56
how much for implants um millions
121:59
how much did i say for implants before
122:01
chat how much should i say i do it for
122:04
use a paint hose oh my god
122:07
do i do the cat ears or no what do you
122:10
think
122:12
2k my god what i said i do it for i know
122:14
i said at some point
122:15
i'd do it for an amount
122:19
and i don't remember what i said
122:24
more than just a dream 10 grand you're
122:28
in
122:28
okay you're giving me different answers
122:31
i don't remember how much i said i would
122:33
do it for
122:34
it wasn't a hundred percent names aside
122:36
slash i don't know what to say anymore
122:38
god damn 500k bad
122:42
man
122:45
500k
122:49
all right how do join oh no wait she
122:53
it's a realm isn't it okay
123:00
i haven't got anything yet
123:07
she hasn't invited me yet 500k to
123:10
charity god no if i'm getting
123:11
implants for some [ __ ] [ __ ] no i'm not
123:14
gonna get implants for
123:15
charity i'm gonna get once for me and
123:18
get that for
123:19
money got in my first pair of flared
123:23
pants today with leopard print and i
123:25
love them
123:26
thanks for being an inspiration for this
123:28
dude to order female clothes
123:31
[ __ ] yeah she hasn't invited me she
123:34
hasn't invited me
123:36
she hasn't invited me yet she hasn't
123:38
invited me yet you're getting implants
123:40
[ __ ] no didn't i say if like it was a
123:43
one-time donation then i'd do it
123:44
if it was like i think i said it if like
123:48
if
123:48
if [ __ ] what was it i remember saying
123:51
something about like if someone
123:52
one time donation 500k
123:55
then i'd do it she's watching well then
123:57
oh invite me
123:59
dumb dumb you haven't invited me to the
124:01
realm
124:03
dummy
124:06
snitches in the chat give me give me
124:09
she's jealousy nails
124:10
she better be
124:16
i mean come on they're [ __ ] good
124:18
nails dude
124:19
i'm so [ __ ] pink right now bro holy
124:21
[ __ ] okay
124:24
she hasn't invited me don't invite me to
124:26
the realm
124:28
oh she's calling me [ __ ]
124:31
hello hello hello rose
124:36
hey oh you did invite me i found it was
124:40
nine minutes ago i thought it would just
124:41
happen
124:42
okay how do i do i just join
124:46
yeah yeah go for it oh my god i'm
124:47
terrified is this new or what am i gonna
124:50
find when i log on here
124:51
it's new oh no no it's new it's a brand
124:53
new world
124:54
oh you're avatar i don't know what you
124:57
were expecting
124:58
you will do for money you never know no
125:00
not at all hold on let me show my chat
125:02
i was expecting a lovely girl no
125:07
no not at all
125:10
i'm gonna go absorb that pig 14 months
125:13
pog oh god oh god
125:14
are we on 1.17 by the way yes yes this
125:17
should be the latest
125:19
yeah it is i don't know like what the um
125:22
what's it called i don't know what if
125:23
this
125:24
cave generation the thing now is
125:26
something changed and i don't know
125:28
because they do a two-part release and
125:29
it's weird i don't know what to do
125:31
oh i i have not been keeping up the
125:33
latest i know
125:34
is of water just just waters
125:38
where is it wasn't there like underwater
125:40
stuff dolphins
125:42
oh god that was oh the aqua aquatic
125:44
update oh and then another
125:45
the nether was updated yes that was how
125:48
dream
125:49
um allegedly no it was confirmed yeah no
125:52
he did cheat
125:53
that was how cheated that one time
125:57
oh yes i did here okay do you know how
125:59
to play minecraft though survival mode
126:01
minecraft i
126:02
do in that you have to break blocks
126:05
and place them down and
126:09
you know what in a way that is kind of
126:11
all there is
126:13
exactly i i've played like somewhat
126:15
survival how much did you do
126:18
hormones you haven't been okay well we
126:20
need to get wood first and we've spawned
126:21
in like a field with one tree
126:23
so we get this one tree we're gonna need
126:26
to get no no there's a bunch of wood
126:27
over there
126:28
ah okay good should we let's be in the
126:30
forest by the the spruce forest the
126:32
spruce
126:33
spruce wood looks the best oh spruce
126:35
wood is like the wood i need to build my
126:37
home
126:38
yes so potastic wants to just beat me in
126:42
uh house building contest but
126:45
you i i don't know i've i think i've got
126:48
the more experience in it i could build
126:50
more fun things in a minecraft house i
126:52
could get redstone materials
126:54
i could be a fancy boy i don't know
126:56
about the red pure dessert i cannot win
126:58
yeah pure design redstone's hard to get
127:02
though
127:02
and it's hard to build in in survival so
127:05
i'm not sure
127:06
oh that's true okay okay so do you want
127:08
to go in creative mode actually
127:10
i mean let's let's see how far we can
127:13
get and then when we want to build the
127:14
house we can get creative
127:15
but i want to kind of i want to see how
127:17
far we can get
127:19
with you with you by my side as my
127:21
partner in minecraft
127:23
oh sweet oh my god i'm making him okay
127:26
i've got a pickaxe already you wait you
127:29
do nothing
127:30
wait okay i need to gauge how good you
127:32
are at this game you know how to make
127:34
basic stuff oh yes i know how to make i
127:38
just don't know redstone okay
127:40
so yeah okay they're like most minecraft
127:42
people
127:44
most likely you can't call me
127:48
yes i know how to do
127:53
like redstone comment in chat and that's
127:56
about it both john and myself are
127:58
watching you can make some chances if
127:59
you are ships in either well then you're
128:01
here
128:02
i don't know can you hear my donations
128:03
by the way whenever i make levers
128:06
okay yes levers are good you do know how
128:09
to make okay cobblestone
128:10
couple stone and sticks but we're we're
128:11
very far away from that point yet
128:14
we don't have ion armor yet if if as
128:16
soon as this
128:17
place turns to night time this is going
128:18
to be a hellscape immediately bought a
128:21
lottery ticket
128:22
we already found rock that means like
128:24
we're gonna find diamond in two seconds
128:28
i know how this game works diamond comes
128:31
do you want to test something okay
128:34
wasn't there something about
128:35
there was something about clay in a
128:37
river
128:39
my chat might not i know how to get that
128:42
no no we're not we're not going after
128:44
the clay there's like something about
128:46
diamonds being with clay by the way by
128:49
the river
128:50
like if you go to a place river for the
128:52
river
128:53
if you go to a clay spot and then you
128:54
dig around the center of a
128:56
is it a swamp biome does it have to be a
128:58
swamp biome
129:00
it might have to be this one oh it's a
129:01
swamp it's a swamp okay i'm wrong i'm
129:03
wrong i'm wrong
129:04
but there were you i thought you i'm
129:07
just kidding
129:10
i'm gonna hate this i i i've not even
129:13
got cobblestone tools and i will
129:14
i am already frustrated
129:19
you're like if there's clay there's
129:20
diamond i'm like yes
129:22
i found the diamond there was that it's
129:25
right there
129:25
i'm breaking it down oh because i'm a
129:28
i'm a i'm a precious one
129:30
i'm precious and blessed you're a
129:32
precious diamond oh thank you
129:35
i will be sure to immediately dm henry
129:37
that you're flirting with me oh
129:40
no i am i flirt with girlfriends
129:44
yeah i did put a lot of effort into the
129:46
makeup today to be exact
129:48
i saw you look so how long did it take
129:50
you
129:51
oh an embarrassingly long time like an
129:54
hour
129:56
oh so what's the average time it takes
129:58
you to do makeup
130:00
ah like it depends
130:04
it depends on what i'm doing like like
130:06
30 minutes like 30 minutes
130:08
30 minutes okay all right i'm efficient
130:10
you know
130:12
i can get a lot done yeah what about you
130:15
uh it's like five minutes before stream
130:18
but that's not the point the point is
130:21
you do much more fly makeup like mine
130:24
is very basic what do you do because
130:27
every now and then i do get like
130:28
outclassed by people they they'll say
130:30
like oh i do all the same stuff as you
130:31
but i do it in like 15.
130:33
no no i think to do what you do it would
130:36
take me the same time
130:37
but for me it takes like five minutes
130:40
because i do eyeshadow
130:41
eyeliner lashes i mean no lashes
130:44
sorry eyeshadow eyeliner and brow that's
130:47
still
130:48
like a that's still like a good image i
130:51
only do
130:51
dude i only do concealer like contour
130:55
but okay you know what i do a lot what's
130:56
like going through that's what it is
130:58
concealer
130:59
contour lashes i do concealer contour
131:02
but i well nowadays i do like concealer
131:05
contour
131:06
blush and eyebrows and that's kind of it
131:09
so i don't know i'm slacking and you do
131:11
freckles too
131:12
i do do the freckles that's a that's
131:15
that's a
131:15
very nice touch everyone likes that i
131:18
know many men
131:19
love freckles i'm gonna quickly change
131:21
my stream to uh
131:22
streaming minecraft because i know
131:24
someone's going to yell at me
131:27
no we're just chatting we're just
131:28
chatting about the latest makeup trends
131:30
right i get it what the [ __ ] i changed
131:34
i got endocyte i dragged my thing to the
131:38
wrong thing
131:39
uh i'm already
131:43
making cobblestone pickaxe
131:47
you can do kind of nothing with andesite
131:50
by the way if i'm not wrong
131:51
am i wrong i'm almost oh god they're
131:54
betting on who dies first by the way
131:57
and a lot of them have bet me why i'm
132:00
good at this
132:02
oh okay okay just because you said that
132:04
i'm gonna try my
132:05
absolute best to survive
132:09
oh did you see that zombie i killed him
132:11
for you don't worry about it oh
132:12
my gosh thank you you're welcome i it
132:15
was it was a
132:16
real tough but i got him just before you
132:18
turned around
132:24
yeah you just killed they're rare but
132:26
they they do happen
132:28
oh that's true i was just really fair i
132:30
did see diamond earlier and i i mistook
132:32
it
132:32
that is true yeah yeah
132:36
that's true that's true i think our best
132:38
bet is to try and get
132:39
oh is that a portal over there hold on
132:41
that might be something
132:42
a portal well it's like an incomplete
132:45
nether portal this might actually be
132:47
useful yeah yeah i think it is
132:48
i'm not dumb yeah yeah okay there's like
132:50
an incomplete nether portal we can use
132:53
we need to be able to get some lava and
132:55
some water though there's water
132:56
everywhere we need lava
132:57
but we need uh iron for that lava
133:01
we should try and get food
133:04
food first and then we go into a cave
133:07
because
133:08
well i've been to fishing
133:12
yeah i got four sam um
133:17
i got some good stuff well
133:21
the sad thing is i got good salmon but i
133:23
lost you
133:25
i'm by the portal i'm like uh okay the
133:28
portal is going to be our like
133:29
return point because it's like you kind
133:31
of can't miss it i'm uh
133:33
do you see me over here where are you
133:35
you're in a river on you do you see me i
133:37
see chickens
133:38
i got a butt oh i got a bunch of chicken
133:39
eggs what and poultry
133:42
how are you you're a bright running
133:44
around panda and i've lost yeah it's
133:46
funny because like i was i just hopped
133:48
in the river and when i looked up i was
133:50
lost
133:52
oh my god oh you're over there i see you
133:54
i see you oh hello
133:56
okay follow me great spawn for meats
134:00
okay right we gotta there's a portal
134:02
just over the other side of this hill
134:03
this is gonna be our like return spot if
134:05
either of us get lost we meet at the
134:07
portal
134:10
this thing deal okay hopefully
134:13
wait oh wow wait where did you find this
134:16
i
134:16
just wanted to because you're just so
134:18
amazing i'm a big brain
134:22
these are the hurdy blocks don't step on
134:24
the hoodie blocks they're yeah
134:26
i was going to be like don't step on
134:27
that no no also that big this one here
134:29
the red water don't step on that either
134:31
that's going to be bad for you
134:34
dangerously close to the red water oh
134:38
caves caves caves
134:41
wait wait i have something for you okay
134:45
oh you shouldn't have that's so nice
134:50
there's some oh [ __ ] i mean my sticky
134:53
keys
134:56
i shifted too many times oh god
135:00
okay that cave was awful this is not a
135:02
worthy exploration
135:03
it ends immediately i'm gonna do we have
135:06
any coal because i want to make a
135:07
furnace so i can feed some food for us
135:10
there's some coal there's a couple
135:11
pieces there's somewhat more
135:13
beautiful absolutely stunning
135:16
i'm gonna gather xp and now one day i'll
135:19
make it thank you
135:20
op 4 armor
135:24
how do you have that armor oh i made it
135:28
you no you did not i'm just pretty good
135:31
at the
135:32
i did say i'm good at this game i'm not
135:33
going to die i'm going to win
135:35
oh no chat wait hit me hit me one time
135:38
just punch just punch me real quick
135:41
okay
135:45
[Laughter]
135:48
oh this isn't fair i found it in the
135:52
what the [ __ ] what
135:56
oh with the game updated look at that
135:58
it's raw iron
136:00
oh this is wrong
136:12
this is mine
136:15
what the
136:20
michael
136:23
spin my gold
136:27
what happened i was gonna get
136:31
fantastic you can't mine gold with a
136:34
stone pick
136:37
you need an iron pick
136:44
no i'm no say it ain't soul
136:50
i turned you up god damn it why i turned
136:54
you up because i couldn't hear you for a
136:55
while
136:58
my god oh no
137:02
well this is what life is meant to be
137:04
for me
137:05
if it's going to get old if it makes you
137:08
feel any better
137:09
gold's kind of the worst door besides
137:12
maybe
137:13
no gold is the worst door like lafish
137:15
you can use to enchant
137:18
plop your iron in there i've put i'll
137:21
put like most of the coal in there
137:23
i've got all the coal in here we need
137:26
food
137:28
uh i'll make you another furnace this is
137:29
going to be the food furnace
137:32
okay you know what you are just good at
137:34
escape how are you so
137:35
quick i can make it in the stand it took
137:38
me to get
137:39
two fishies or four fishies you've
137:41
already got insane armor
137:43
two furnaces steak or pork
137:46
they call me the they call me the um
137:50
uh guy that's good at minecraft oh
137:53
i call it i call hacks
137:56
official hacks okay i'm gonna make you
137:59
oh no wait should we okay hold on take
138:02
these two
138:02
do whatever you do with that i'm gonna
138:04
make an iron pick
138:06
and then now we're gonna be able to do
138:08
cool stuff oh
138:10
hey buddy hey buddy you would like to
138:13
help but
138:14
thank you no no no i was helping
138:17
i was gonna be like finn behind you but
138:20
instead you
138:21
you didn't do that no but instead i was
138:23
taking a sip of coffee
138:25
so i could be more awake to help you so
138:28
unfortunate circumstances i don't i
138:30
don't explain i can't explain
138:32
that's the real speed runner strategy i
138:34
i can accept this
138:36
it's because you wanted to be faster to
138:38
be alert right
138:39
yes yes i get plus five speed buff with
138:42
plus four coffee
138:45
the coffee enchant it is
138:49
good cave good cave found a good cave
138:51
this might be a good cave
138:53
i if i'm not all i can give is water
138:56
oh wait you're talking about another kid
138:57
in a different cape you're all the way
138:58
over there
139:00
oh my gosh my sticky keys are going
139:01
crazy give me one second you not to
139:03
disable sticky keys
139:07
how long have you been disabled i don't
139:09
listen
139:10
i'm beginning to think you're not much
139:11
of a gamer
139:13
i am a gamer i don't know
139:17
a real gamer doesn't have sticky keys
139:19
enabled
139:21
you know that's a good point but another
139:24
game does not require
139:26
me to press shift so many times what
139:29
game do you usually play what's a good
139:31
cave
139:32
oh
139:45
uh minecraft player you are
139:49
is there another female minecrafter who
139:50
is like better than that there is no
139:52
other female minecrafter in general
139:54
there isn't another one oh never met one
139:59
oh my god wait it says my sticky keys
140:00
are off hey let's go
140:02
achievement unlocked no sticky keys okay
140:06
i've got oh my god okay i've got dude
140:09
but the next time you see me
140:11
i'm gonna have a big surprise there'll
140:12
be a sacrifice on the rose
140:14
okay i have to prepare a big surprise
140:16
too good surprise though good good
140:18
happy surprises i gotta prepare a huge
140:21
surprise
140:24
hey yo yeah what's up let's go
140:28
wait i don't have any iron shoot well
140:31
that's part of my oh that's part of my
140:33
surprise i shouldn't have told you that
140:34
but it's part of the surprise
140:36
because this is what is that
140:42
oh oh i haven't played with these yet
140:46
oh hell yeah just hear sounds of omega
140:49
excitement
140:53
okay this is
140:58
fun fun i'm gonna need your iron
141:01
i'm having fun times i can't give you
141:03
eye anymore
141:06
i'm having fun times over here though my
141:08
entire chest
141:09
[Music]
141:11
i want to know oh hello speeder
141:14
chat you better shut up i muted just for
141:16
you you better shut up
141:17
stop calling me an egg god damn it by
141:20
like kevlar
141:21
i've just like good luck
141:24
survived huh oh no spider was attacking
141:28
me but i'm i'm fine now
141:29
okay i've got a zombie spiders
141:32
unironically
141:33
are the worst mob it's spiders and
141:35
skeletons are the hardest thing creepers
141:37
aren't the worst it's spiders and
141:38
skeletons they move too quick and they
141:40
shoot too quickly gelatins are crazy
141:42
hard
141:42
yeah because they just they've they're
141:44
literally a mob within
141:46
eight months watching this manly man not
141:48
fair i know
141:49
minecraft minecraft gave the mobs hacks
141:52
the [ __ ]
142:01
not eating [ __ ] yeah me too uh i'm out
142:04
of food oh no
142:05
i'm not oh my god oh there should be
142:08
food
142:09
i'm too far into ground dude i'm the
142:11
chilean miners right now
142:13
i can't be helped i'm on my own
142:17
oh my god i'm just trying to prepare a
142:20
surprise for you
142:21
okay i'm excited for it i'll try and
142:24
match the level of
142:25
surprise with my with my support but the
142:28
issue is i need
142:29
hmm i need a bucket oh my god this thing
142:33
this is one of the best caves i've found
142:35
in minecraft why would they ever want to
142:36
change this
142:38
okay i'm going to go a bit deeper i'm
142:39
going to be kind of risky about this
142:42
okay i'm going to keep collecting stuff
142:44
but i'm going to be a little bit risky
142:46
i'm going to go
142:46
pretty far 35 okay so they haven't
142:51
i know 1.17 was supposed to change like
142:53
the terrain generation
142:55
oh but i don't think they've done that
142:59
they've like they're doing like two
143:01
releases so there's gonna be like
143:03
1.17 and then the next one is going to
143:05
be the
143:06
one where the big caves happen i think
143:09
oh so that caves didn't come out yet
143:12
no but all the like new what the frig
143:17
oh my god oh okay well some parts of it
143:20
as i found like
143:26
oh oh my god okay pog
143:29
i found diamonds what happened i found
143:31
diamonds baby let's go
143:33
okay okay now i need to find i need to
143:36
find iron this is
143:37
unacceptable i i saw diamonds and then
143:40
immediately it was guarded by like
143:41
five skeletons and i am not equipped for
143:44
that one
143:45
bit oh
143:49
i need to find iron this is unacceptable
143:53
yep oh [ __ ] oh god i gotta fight this
143:57
thing
143:57
water i should make a shield but i can
144:00
take this guy
144:02
okay there we go i want to know what
144:04
cave he went to oh
144:05
look at that look at that i got it let's
144:08
go
144:09
i'm so good at minecraft that's
144:11
genuinely the fastest diamonds i've ever
144:12
found in this game
144:15
okay on a competition if this was a
144:19
competition
144:20
i don't think you're doing that great no
144:23
no i'm not no one sadly are you mocking
144:26
my accent
144:29
no not at all
144:33
i would love to have some tea with you
144:36
sometime though
144:37
wait are you are you are you british i
144:40
am
144:40
what if i just wasn't no because like
144:44
your accent is very unique i think i
144:47
couldn't quite place it
144:48
by british people british people think
144:50
i'm part american
144:52
because of how i talk because i would
144:54
say you sound
144:55
australian and americans think i sound
144:58
australian
144:59
that is it's per all my comments are
145:02
like
145:02
thinking i'm australian something unlike
145:04
my minecraft videos like they'll uh
145:06
they'll think i'm australian i have no
145:08
clue how i sound australian well i think
145:10
you're a very nice person
145:12
yes regardless of what accent you may
145:15
have
145:16
or where you may come from uh previous
145:18
comrade
145:22
brilliant
145:30
yes yes you did it's a little bit weird
145:32
i don't think you know the mother tongue
145:35
and i'm a little bit ashamed that you
145:37
don't know but let's find
145:39
mother tongue okay i found lava
145:42
i'm gonna make it okay i'm gonna i'm
145:44
gonna impact our future by quite a bit
145:46
down here
145:49
there's a creeper oh man
145:54
do creepers not die on fire i guess not
145:56
what yes they
145:57
they definitely die in fire
146:00
she didn't get much oh i need iron so
146:04
bad
146:06
heck and i need to know where you went
146:09
i'm
146:09
dude you're not gonna find me i'm in a
146:10
cave i'm far away
146:12
uh yeah you're in a very dark cave yeah
146:15
i'm trying to get like uh heck what's it
146:18
doing oh yeah yeah
146:19
i'm gonna make a furnace real quick i'm
146:21
gonna kind of
146:23
big help i mean is cursing okay with you
146:27
yeah i've been i've been swearing a lot
146:31
okay i'm gonna bring it because whatever
146:38
uh buckets to the surface and hopefully
146:41
oh i need a bucket so bad yeah hopefully
146:43
we should be able to get to the nether
146:45
with the buckets
146:48
oh yes did you find obsidian though no
146:51
you don't need to that's the beauty of
146:52
it what
146:54
i thought you need obsidian to complete
146:55
the portal you do but you only need
146:57
buckets
146:58
you don't need to find obsidian to get
147:00
obsidian
147:02
huh welcome to my pro mine oh oh oh lava
147:05
lava lava and water that's right
147:07
yeah there we go so we can make we can
147:09
like design a portal ourselves out of
147:11
placing lava and such
147:13
so if i bring up how many blocks of
147:17
i mean i could just make a diamond pick
147:19
because i've got five diamonds
147:21
is that worth doing call it
147:24
call it it was you there we go
147:27
i survived i'm in a cave one time no no
147:30
no it was not fair
147:32
the game was rigged from the start
147:34
because i was
147:35
stuck up here with a bunch of monsters
147:37
and you were
147:38
in the warmth comfort of the earth
147:43
i am down here not fair in the desert
147:46
slaving over a pickaxe
147:48
for to bring presents back for you
147:50
mining diamonds in the hot lava
147:53
you dead monsters i had creepers
147:58
that is true i had skeletons there's so
148:00
many creepers i thought she'd go oh yes
148:01
skeletons never mind then
148:02
then that's yeah some
148:06
i've got it worse uh i i do think though
148:10
i've
148:10
i've been really lucky with the mobs
148:12
down here i've got nothing
148:13
you know what's good i'm just gonna i've
148:15
just been getting creeps
148:17
god damn it okay okay okay but oh my god
148:21
million points on that by the way
148:24
a million points on that prediction yeah
148:27
oh no someone's gonna win big i'm so
148:29
sorry to the people who believed in me
148:32
your first mistake was believing in me
148:34
yeah
148:35
well whoops okay you know what i'm gonna
148:39
abandon the bucket idea
148:41
i think i'm just gonna make a diamond
148:42
pick but i need a bucket
148:45
i will bring back i i do have buckets
148:47
that i'll bring back but i'm gonna
148:49
abandon the idea of like
148:51
getting the portal through this means
148:56
[Music]
148:57
okay okay this is incredibly how long
149:00
did
149:00
they up the time obsidian takes to mine
149:02
holy [ __ ]
149:05
five thousand three hundred thousand
149:07
points for bet on me
149:08
and 700 000 will bet on you to die first
149:12
oh no yikes
149:15
i am so sorry ted 14 months
149:20
most people that's true
149:23
the people that have watched me play
149:25
minecraft before all bet on me though
149:29
they know your skills they know my lack
149:32
they're off of skill
149:34
i've died in some really dumb ways in
149:36
minecraft before
149:37
what was the dumbest way you died i i
149:41
it's minecraft or you can die in pretty
149:44
much every single way
149:46
i've died from being hit with lightning
149:47
before it is the
149:49
worst it's just the most unlucky thing
149:53
that you're just walking along and then
149:55
you die minecraft just kills you
149:58
well that's just the world not being
150:00
fair i've jumped off a cliff before
150:02
being really confident and then just
150:03
landed
150:04
landed on a block instead of water i've
150:07
died in another way
150:08
i've played minecraft for years
150:11
well then yeah of course you would be
150:13
the ultimate minecrafter
150:16
yes although although once you reach the
150:20
[ __ ]
150:24
he takes back his oh my god what the
150:27
[ __ ] was that
150:28
what the [ __ ] was that i got way too
150:32
cocky i guess
150:33
holy [ __ ] lava there's another one [ __ ]
150:35
[ __ ]
150:36
[ __ ] um creepers oh my god oh my [ __ ]
150:40
god oh my
150:41
god i've got no food
150:44
um looking pretty good
150:48
i almost lost instantly
150:51
no everything no no i'm fine i'm fine
150:54
i'm fine i'm fine
150:55
but i am next to lava so i'm gonna oh
150:58
they try and
151:03
hey buddy hey buddy hey buddy hey buddy
151:05
okay i need to go
151:07
and make a bed [ __ ] hell
151:11
how is it make us beds please do please
151:14
do
151:14
i have no idea how i'm going to find you
151:16
again
151:18
that was
151:22
scary as [ __ ] sheer would be the best
151:25
but i don't have any iron
151:27
again lack of iron they're doing the
151:29
same bed again and this time it's a lot
151:31
more even
151:34
yeah at this time let's see who dies
151:36
faster
151:38
i had those before going back to the
151:40
surface
151:43
okay we'll see
151:46
i need to find iron if one more creeper
151:49
comes down i'm screwed
151:50
by like okay to explain what happened i
151:52
was just mining next to lava
151:54
just kind of doing nothing and then a
151:56
creeper falls directly next to me
151:58
already
151:58
like about to blow up and i got put down
152:00
to two hearts it's
152:01
okay that's another unlucky yeah you
152:04
know
152:06
leading cause of death everywhere
152:10
i do believe it i get why now it's all
152:12
minecraft players
152:15
i'm going to make some torches i
152:17
upgraded myself
152:18
finn i made torches oh very cool yet
152:22
on my level is that upgrading yourself
152:24
or upgrading
152:27
yeah you know that's an upgrade
152:31
learning to make torches when going down
152:34
a dark tunnel
152:35
indeed i've got my gamma on minecraft
152:38
set to a thousand so i just don't need
152:40
it's not cheating cheating it's not
152:42
that's cheating no it's for video
152:44
production purposes
152:47
is that not cheating it i
152:50
wouldn't say it was cheating per se
152:54
i would say that it's like
152:57
um it's like having a good gaming chair
152:59
you know it's not cheating
153:01
did i find a railroad
153:04
oh they're good you can get a lot of
153:07
holes from there
153:08
ah oh iron finally i can make
153:11
the bucket and the bed oh sorry i still
153:13
haven't got back to you with the bucket
153:15
how am i
153:16
no no it's fine i i quite provided
153:18
myself with my own iron source thank you
153:20
i would like you to look in chat for uh
153:23
for a minute
153:26
oh that's not the way to go
153:30
bam look at that boys
153:33
i have got full iron armor
153:37
but the real question is are you gonna
153:39
make it back to the surface in due time
153:41
i really hope so oh no
153:44
no no no no no please die please die
153:46
please die please die please i please
153:47
die please die
153:48
yes i don't want to no i meant
153:53
i thought i meant this spot oh this is a
153:57
spider spawn
153:58
why am i next to a spider spine a cave
154:00
spider spawner
154:02
yeah you should leave there immediately
154:05
yep i am piercing out suck they give you
154:09
a
154:09
poison they the worst and they're
154:12
smaller so they're harder to hit
154:14
they can get through oh god okay wait
154:17
let me eat
154:18
can you tell me what a raw cup owner
154:23
nothing what is raw coffee copper just
154:26
looks different
154:27
so i was like what is copper i feel like
154:29
that name of like
154:30
is this bird right is this
154:34
okay is this bed wait is copper a thing
154:40
wait a second opera wasn't a thing
154:42
before was it
154:44
say that again is copper a thing yeah
154:47
copper wasn't a thing before
154:49
in minecraft yeah no they made it a real
154:52
thing after minecraft added it to the
154:53
update
154:54
they added like um so they minecraft
154:57
added it and then
154:58
uh in real life scientists were like
154:59
that's a good idea mojang
155:01
that's how we have like copper wire now
155:03
wait but what do you do with copper
155:05
i've never seen coffee it's kind of
155:06
useless ah
155:08
you can make copper wire apparently and
155:10
that apparently does something of
155:12
value and you can make a lightning rod
155:14
which does nothing besides attract
155:16
lightning
155:17
for some reason so you won't get hit by
155:19
lightning i guess
155:21
uh-oh i'm i'm not a copper fan i it
155:24
looks cool but like
155:25
it doesn't really do much so i don't
155:27
know uh oh
155:29
have you ever run into the encounter of
155:31
like the stream is freaking out because
155:32
it can't capture the
155:34
my great amazing minecraft
155:38
no i haven't my screen is majorly
155:41
glitching out
155:42
are you in full screen or are you in i
155:45
should be in full screen yeah oh i don't
155:49
know
155:49
it's a bit odd let me um i've got more
155:52
than enough iron i am iron rich
155:57
i'm like the surface of you try this
156:01
i kind of want to keep going lower i
156:03
want to go deeper into the mine but like
156:05
i can't find a good w
156:06
what but i can't find it oh okay i might
156:09
have to close my minecraft real quick i
156:12
found a glowing
156:13
sack save and restart okay if i
156:16
disconnect it should connect me back
156:19
okay yeah i mean i found a glowing sack
156:22
from those
156:23
glow squid mobs that everyone absolutely
156:25
hates oh my god
156:26
okay what's that glowing sack thank you
156:29
thank you thank you
156:31
sorry chad what's a glowing sack it's
156:33
like a it's a squid
156:34
they added a squid instead everyone
156:36
hates it because they could have had
156:37
like a
156:38
a pretty cow and instead they added a
156:40
squid and
156:41
it's not good apparently twitch is
156:42
having issues today okay
156:44
yeah apparently twitch is kind of
156:46
glitching out
156:47
no i think it's me i think it's for some
156:49
reason my capture card it just can't
156:51
handle
156:52
minecraft in all its glory so do you use
156:54
a capture card yeah it's a little
156:57
yes no just obs
157:00
uh yeah okay can you explain why
157:04
okay because i have two computers oh two
157:07
computers
157:08
so you wanna wait i still don't get it i
157:10
still don't understand why you don't
157:11
just use obs
157:13
i mean i know you use it it has to get
157:16
the
157:16
footage from my other computer into my
157:19
streaming computer
157:21
why do you have two computers i see so
157:23
many streamers with two computers and i
157:24
don't know why
157:25
because cause the um
157:28
my normal computer can't handle
157:30
streaming and
157:32
like especially because i play games
157:33
like
157:35
creeper sorry i play like graphic heavy
157:38
games
157:39
right so you don't want to so then those
157:41
require like
157:43
yeah did you were you in the same mine
157:45
as me
157:47
no i was sorry i was trying i found a
157:50
guy i've also found a cave shirt a cave
157:52
thingy
157:53
oh okay then the world we looped around
157:56
i think
157:56
maybe pretty sure there's also a cave
157:59
spider spawner because there's a bunch
158:01
of webs
158:01
yep okay okay then oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
158:04
[ __ ] [ __ ]
158:06
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i'm i'm [ __ ]
158:08
oh my god i'm gonna die down here
158:10
i'm gonna die down here oh my god yeah
158:12
keep spider-man
158:14
flippin dust oh okay i'm good jesus the
158:17
poison won't kill me but it's gonna get
158:18
me down to like half a heart
158:20
and i'm on no hunger all right i'm going
158:21
the safe way up i'm just gonna head
158:23
right up
158:24
i'm gonna make a staircase that's gonna
158:25
be those boring thing but i'm gonna live
158:28
i have no food oh god
158:31
oh oh oh i got three salmon for you i'm
158:34
i'm okay i'm on my way i'm on my way
158:37
everyone's bet that i would die before i
158:39
reach the surface so everyone's
158:41
disappointed but i didn't
158:43
oh oh oh my god i just need to get water
158:47
oh you're coming up great wait can you
158:49
sleep i'm almost done with your surprise
158:51
god
158:52
oh okay solid wait wait a second
158:56
uh-oh uh-oh i hear a thingy behind me
159:01
we call that a pro gamer move
159:04
oh my god oh
159:07
do walls not work okay this might not
159:10
work
159:11
i'll put you down somewhere this don't
159:14
work
159:15
i'm going to need
159:18
oh my god press f3 real quick what y
159:20
level are you at
159:22
i am at 65.
159:25
okay all right solid i'm almost there
159:27
okay i should be at the surface at any
159:29
second now unless i'm mining through a
159:30
mountain
159:31
which it really does look like i am dude
159:34
for mine for a mountain i'm at y level
159:36
like 70.
159:38
wait yeah i think you went to the
159:40
mountain next to
159:42
where we spawned which is fine
159:45
okay this should be fun i am at y level
159:49
75 this is not getting better okay yeah
159:51
i think you're at the mountain next to
159:53
me
159:53
okay i'm just gonna mine straight
159:55
forward and just see if anything happens
159:58
okay this hot i mean the surprise isn't
160:01
really working out for you but hopefully
160:04
eh
160:11
there we go i see fresh air i'm here
160:13
you're out
160:14
i'm out i was in a mountain okay solid i
160:17
need
160:17
i need a hand it's night time i'm
160:20
terrified
160:21
because if i get hit once i'm big dead
160:25
salmon come here buddy i need i'm gonna
160:28
murder an entire school of fish
160:30
i'm getting eye out
160:34
death death oh hey death
160:38
did you make it back uh not yet get in
160:41
there
160:41
get in close where's my salmon
160:45
where'd it go i've lost my salmon
160:51
there we go can i pick that up i can't
160:52
pick that up where's my salmon glowing
160:54
sac don't need
160:55
oh i kind of want to keep it i'll drop
160:56
that salmon
160:58
salmon perfect i have food i lived
161:01
i made it out the cave alive everyone
161:04
loses their bets
161:05
give me the money give me the give me
161:07
the channel who was
161:08
um which bet was higher i will see i'll
161:12
find out when it ends
161:13
now that they can end it they bet that i
161:15
would they bet that i would die before i
161:17
reach the surface and they have lost
161:19
oh non-believers non-believers in my
161:22
methods
161:23
how can you non-believe the great finn
161:26
who has found diamond in like
161:28
how long have we been playing this less
161:30
than the
161:31
you know a minute or so it was getting
161:33
pretty good yeah in one minute
161:35
yeah it was i think we've been playing
161:37
for like 20
161:38
20 minutes time flies when you're
161:40
playing really
161:41
time does fly i don't actually know i
161:44
made one thing
161:45
it's it's been 40 minutes
161:49
no way what the heck it's been a while
161:53
okay 950 000 points was on that bet
161:57
950 000. chat i want us to do a
162:01
prediction as well
162:03
yes for what what do you think
162:07
what do you think would happen what's
162:08
the most likely thing how if you live
162:10
through the night
162:12
the prediction it has to be a surprise
162:16
okay i want to see what this is
162:20
all right once you reach the surface and
162:22
come back home i don't uh what's your
162:24
coordinate so i can try and make it back
162:26
oh um two two eight
162:29
two ten sixty five sorry two two eight
162:32
sixty five two ten
162:34
oh my god and i'm gonna get it back from
162:36
you
162:37
i'm like 200 blocks away from you you
162:41
ended up on the opposite side of the
162:42
world yes
162:44
oh i'm where you were i i found like the
162:47
sugarcane and stuff
162:48
whoa what just hit me oh skeleton that's
162:50
fun
162:53
i might need this for later i'm gonna go
162:56
get some stuff for beds okay good good
163:00
good good good
163:01
you only need three wool how much wool
163:03
do you need for a bed
163:06
i think it's three wall so we'll need
163:08
yeah i think it's three wool and we only
163:10
need one bed
163:11
technically okay okay we can't skip the
163:14
bet skip the night with only one bed but
163:16
we can set our spawn points with only
163:17
one bed
163:19
okay that should be good enough i know
163:21
i'm at i know
163:22
i'm almost home i'm almost home nice
163:26
uh pop-tart p what's your name again
163:32
did you just call me a pop-tart
163:35
potassium p
163:36
i'm here potassium ps there's a zombie
163:39
just chilling have you not noticed this
163:41
guy
163:41
oh god uh move around a little bit move
163:44
around a little bit
163:46
move around a little bit
163:51
i can't i can't save you from everything
163:53
it's nighttime
163:56
it's fine i got this okay got the
163:59
skeleton skeleton's dead
164:01
don't hold the skeleton okay good good
164:02
good i'm gonna eat i'm gonna eat i'm
164:03
gonna eat
164:05
i eating i eating fine oh my god this is
164:08
terrible i'm placing a bed down okay i'm
164:11
good i'm good i'm good
164:12
there's so many things we need an inside
164:14
we need a bit of inside
164:16
respawn point set we did it it is okay
164:19
good
164:20
okay oh there's a zombie behind you got
164:21
it what the one i was killing
164:24
yeah okay this this portal room can turn
164:26
into our house okay
164:28
we need to make this a house or
164:30
something quickly i hear something next
164:32
to me so if you can eliminate that wait
164:34
i want to make two beds because i
164:36
i got a bed just for you okay oh thank
164:38
you
164:39
check this out check this out i got a
164:40
black and white
164:42
very fancy very cruella de villie
164:52
[Music]
164:56
i'm planting things i'm securing our
164:58
future okay
165:01
okay there is no future we're all just
165:03
gonna die
165:05
roses exclusive oh rose exclusive stream
165:13
oh my god it is really hard to yeah it's
165:15
a hot tub yeah i can kind of make
165:17
bubbles too look
165:18
what do you do yes there you go yeah
165:20
yeah subscription for the booty
165:22
take off my everything rose's stream
165:25
subscribe and he will twerk
165:27
yeah subscribe i'll write you my uh your
165:30
name
165:30
i can't do that wait wait wait wait wait
165:33
wait
165:34
write write people's names on this wall
165:37
oh that's a good idea that's a solid
165:39
also also let me get let me get you a
165:41
sign let me get you a sign
165:42
yes we'll make it we'll make many signs
165:47
here i got i got some sounds coming in
165:49
your way i also have signs i'm your
165:51
manager
165:52
i i did dude don't you need to oh my god
165:55
i did a
165:55
do a minecraft hot tub stream they they
165:58
i i made a lot of money from that stream
166:00
it was a great really yes oh right
166:03
thank you for the five gifted subs you
166:05
get a name on the ball
166:08
hell yeah wreck
166:11
there we go look at that he's on the
166:12
board so this will be our home
166:15
slash your hot tub stream put the gloves
166:18
you'll probably need a lot of like
166:22
look what i did look what i did
166:25
how'd you do that i put it i put this
166:27
thing on it okay i'm gonna write another
166:29
one thank you it's super minox hell yeah
166:30
your name's gonna be on a sign
166:32
super minox okay click
166:35
oh my [ __ ] okay click the click with
166:37
the glow squid thing i dropped you it
166:39
you need the inventory spot
166:41
oh i need an inventory spot okay okay
166:42
gunpowder i don't need it
166:45
stop the vlogger i'll be spelled your
166:47
name
166:48
oh god ftc
166:52
oh did i break it again immediately i'm
166:54
sorry
166:55
take another one i got more i have more
166:56
i mean i have more oh my god
166:59
the exact time i made it shine you broke
167:02
it
167:03
fdc i'm not typing all your numbers
167:05
there's like 50 numbers after it
167:07
okay hey look at that though it's cool
167:09
oh damn oh
167:11
i can't keep this place thanks for the
167:13
fun
167:14
see it's working yeah this is working
167:16
great minecraft hot tub stream this is
167:18
fantastic
167:19
hot tub was the first installation in
167:20
the safe house before everything else
167:22
exactly i think that we got a priority
167:24
straight
167:24
we've got our priorities thank you
167:27
recipe
167:29
hell yeah i got another one i'm gonna
167:31
glow glow the bottom right if i get more
167:33
glow squids i'll
167:34
i'll put it i'll probably oh my god
167:37
helen
167:38
got more we have to make oh we need more
167:41
signs okay let me get more signs
167:43
we needed a whole supply of signs
167:45
there's too many too many simps
167:48
too many cool people hell helen
167:52
hello i got six signs
167:56
i don't know why i thought that was an
167:57
old town ah
168:00
mizinka thanks for the five gives it
168:01
subs signs galore
168:03
this is how big is the tower gonna end
168:05
up being
168:07
okay i think we're good i think we're
168:09
solid thanks for the signs i think we're
168:11
down i am not done google freaks thanks
168:13
to the five gifted subs
168:14
[ __ ] oh wait i can't climb i'm too short
168:18
i'm gonna need to oh dude i i'm out of
168:20
hold on i've got a i've got an idea one
168:22
second
168:23
there we go there's one more sign oh my
168:25
god chassis thanks for the gifted
168:27
the [ __ ] subs again pickaxes
168:30
i have a plan what's the plan i'm gonna
168:33
make ladders
168:34
i'm gonna go up the side of it smart
168:36
smart
168:37
way to go holy [ __ ] i can't keep up with
168:41
you guys
168:42
i need to make a chest you need to make
168:44
you need to make another hot tub stream
168:46
wall
168:47
for you get some subs
168:51
you're like get on this priority yes
168:53
what do you think of minecraft
168:58
they are a modern rock band and all of
169:00
them very handsome
169:02
i can't keep up with it okay wait i'll
169:04
make my hot tub oh damn
169:05
yes please just add on to the make
169:07
another sign well i cannot
169:09
watch this watch this holy [ __ ] um
169:12
i forgot who i what chassis
169:18
clearly someone has a more superior hot
169:21
tub
169:23
watch this yeah more popular here we go
169:28
i spell your nightmare differently every
169:30
time oh
169:31
shoot chilly thank you for this for the
169:35
five kitten subs oh shizzles i'm stuck
169:37
we have to have to get some water for my
169:39
hot tub jesus
169:40
christ i cannot keep up with and
169:43
oh my ten what if we unleashed this is
169:46
not gonna be a minecraft stream anymore
169:47
this is gonna be writing names on
169:49
science
169:52
okay i got i've got two names coder goth
169:54
and
169:55
kelly what sorry i was distracted i have
169:58
not listened to a word you've been
170:00
saying
170:01
oh wait this is my hot tub what do you
170:03
think oh
170:05
it's a little it's like it's a it's a
170:07
it's a neat one it's like one
170:08
thing you need like uh okay
170:12
i'm gonna make you like the totem pole
170:14
here
170:15
this is where you will put your subs i
170:18
need more i need more time
170:20
huh i need more signs please do
170:23
oh god oh no oh no chat don't you dare
170:26
start don't
170:27
you test don't start what are you doing
170:30
what are you doing say it try it's doubt
170:34
just go
170:37
oh i realized my mistake i realized
170:40
what i realized what i started by making
170:44
a hot tub stream i did not know
170:46
minecraft hot tub is the way to go
170:49
yeah that's it's it's the big boy the my
170:52
everyone likes minecraft
170:54
everyone likes hot tub streams put the
170:55
two together it's great
170:58
we're trying to we were trying to like
171:00
oh wait i've got your surprise sorry i
171:01
was so i was so uh just jointed doing
171:04
this
171:04
okay please check in this bottom furnace
171:07
down here
171:08
all for you uh i'm gonna write
171:12
names real quick
171:25
oh my god yeah i went one song at a time
171:27
that was a bad move
171:29
yeah that's that's a well it's because
171:30
you love your child
171:32
more i'm just trying to squish them all
171:35
in yeah
171:36
i can see how that's that should be
171:38
that's that's that's that for now
171:40
okay thank you they won't stop
171:56
oh god oh my god what have we done well
171:58
we have some time to think
172:00
we need to make like a perimeter we need
172:01
this to be a house i think
172:04
this has got to end up being a house
172:06
because i've oh yeah wait
172:07
come here come here come here okay okay
172:10
what's up what's up what's up all right
172:11
to mine this one
172:13
this is another uh alternative surprise
172:15
i gotta get this block out the way first
172:17
though
172:18
what block is this it's crying obsidian
172:20
it does nothing but it looks cool
172:22
it does look cool
172:41
boat wait wait wait we gotta have
172:45
okay this bed's crying it's the black
172:47
one it's the sad bed
172:50
i don't know shall we go through i'm not
172:52
very prepared
172:54
uh no we definitely should not go
172:55
through yet yeah everything is happening
172:58
in the blur right now
172:59
and um okay whatever happened to my
173:03
chest
173:03
oh i didn't i never put it down i have a
173:06
slightly better idea than doing what i
173:07
was gonna do
173:09
aha instead of making a big
173:14
house we could fence off this immediate
173:17
area
173:18
so like nothing can get through or kind
173:21
of
173:23
if we put fences everywhere then
173:24
everything's kind of going to be we're
173:26
going to be
173:27
free from most things besides okay that
173:29
should be good
173:30
by the way do you have a sign and do you
173:32
have a glow ink squid because i just got
173:33
50 tier 1 sub so i need to make a
173:35
glowing
173:36
yeah so did i what the
173:40
[ __ ] i don't have a glow i don't have a
173:43
glow squid sonny
173:45
okay okay i didn't wait who wasn't make
173:47
a sign who was it mr mustache yes
173:50
yes is he from you i mean yeah
173:54
he's a frequent viewer mustache
173:58
how dare you gift her 50 subs and not me
174:00
100.
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but
174:04
oh i see where your loyalty's going i'm
174:06
going to get your mustache i'm gonna go
174:07
get it
174:08
i'm not kidding now you know what i
174:09
gotta be missing but i will make
174:11
something a sign
174:13
thank you mr shortly [ __ ] i need to make
174:15
a good sign i need i'll make a
174:17
i'll make a sign up here mr mustache
174:21
aka i have a good one
174:25
betrayal traitor
174:29
i have a good idea for mustaches sign
174:31
actually yes yes
174:32
wait wait oh yeah i did have a
174:34
prediction so you like the hot tubs
174:37
hot tub yeah yay
174:40
so people won oh okay well then i did i
174:43
very much like the hot tub it led to
174:45
many great things for me
174:49
cause i'm tired i'll write minox's name
174:52
twice
174:53
okay hey i think mr mustache has
174:55
officially betrayed you
174:57
why no is he over there fully now
175:01
how many has he gifted you he gifted no
175:05
he gifted me 50 but he joined my stream
175:07
tier 3.
175:11
you will see that the panda ites have
175:14
much to share
175:16
what do you call your roses your my
175:19
roses
175:20
i i don't know i'm not sure if i'm
175:23
allowed to call them sims but i do
175:25
it's a it's a term of endearment though
175:28
it's not meant offensively yeah
175:30
yes well you can call them could you can
175:32
you call them pimps because they're your
175:34
pimps
175:36
i don't want them to think they have
175:37
that power over me
175:39
they'll get them do they know
175:42
listen i'm gonna mute much they do but i
175:44
don't want them to know
175:46
oh okay okay okay hey
175:49
you guys don't no just not one bit
175:53
you don't no dummies no no
175:56
so here's my idea for the for the
175:59
mustache sign
176:00
i've came up with a significantly cool
176:02
idea
176:06
what did you call me before pull
176:08
potassium
176:10
okay i made a sign pop-tart p
176:14
pop-tart piece you meet the sign
176:17
where's the sign oh i got it look at
176:19
this oh
176:21
oh my god gold block baby
176:24
yeah i wasn't gonna use it damn okay now
176:27
that that does warrant
176:28
another 50 tier one subs to be put on a
176:32
gold sign
176:33
yeah you got put on a gold sign i put
176:35
him on a oak sign
176:37
okay okay betrayer of rose not
176:41
not the best side oh yeah look down here
176:43
look look at all that iron that's all
176:44
for you
176:45
all for you i'll make you a i'm going to
176:46
make you an iron armor just like me yeah
176:48
it could be called the road i'm making
176:50
some now
176:50
since you like to say buds and all also
176:55
you have no idea how crippled i was you
176:57
take this
176:59
and then uh take take half that
177:02
and there you go congratulations on your
177:05
new
177:06
invincibility iron man suit
177:09
i am iron man isn't that what he does
177:13
with his
177:14
three with his can someone make a clip
177:17
of overlaying that from that one iron
177:18
man
177:19
you know he's fighting over whatever it
177:22
was
177:24
that you know the one what is this sign
177:26
what clip
177:28
crib of the great rose and potassium
177:30
potassium
177:32
oh you have a chest okay thank goodness
177:34
oh
177:39
oh sorry i got another fifty two one
177:41
says but that's from said suno who i
177:43
am very familiar with here i'll put you
177:45
on this side
177:53
the faithful ah someone hit me
177:57
oh was it a zombie look at this
178:00
wait go and go underneath this one go
178:02
under it it's
178:06
[Music]
178:15
wait can i like double them oh my bed
178:20
ew that has like water oh i can make it
178:22
bigger
178:24
i made it big stand there stand there no
178:27
no i don't think so damn that i don't
178:29
think i want to see what it does
178:33
oh damn it didn't do that much it did
178:36
like again
178:37
hat one heart half a heart yeah that's
178:40
nothing
178:41
glow it i can't find a glow squid thingy
178:44
how do you find glow squids i don't know
178:47
i just found them dead in a cave
178:49
like they were just under water
178:50
somewhere they might just be really rare
178:54
oh i also found a pretty good amount of
178:56
redstone as well
178:57
so if did leather by any chance did you
179:01
only count no
179:04
no leather i'm gonna go find something
179:06
cow
179:08
those are the sheep that i sheared i
179:10
found piggies
179:12
mish piggy i need specifically dead cow
179:14
skin
179:16
because what we're gonna do i've got an
179:18
extra two diamonds
179:19
so we can make an enchant table
179:22
how do you oh my gosh you just i got
179:25
really lucky with the diamond
179:28
i swear your speedrun abilities
179:32
dude the the top speedrun had already
179:34
completed the game by the time i'd found
179:36
the diamonds
179:37
by the time i got up to the surface and
179:39
found salmon that's like the 150th place
179:42
of the
179:42
speedruns
179:46
so it's what i found you
179:49
what happened did you find a ghost good
179:50
i found no
179:52
i found something special what did you
179:54
find oh [ __ ]
179:56
i found a rose bush no way
180:01
you are all about it's all about rose
180:05
i'm not used to having my ego inflated
180:08
this much
180:10
thanks so much i'm gonna put you right
180:11
there i found a horse
180:14
can i put your entire name on it does a
180:16
horse have leather oh i found a horse
180:18
and it's baby
180:20
i dare you to kill a horse and try and
180:22
listen to the sound it makes
180:23
it is so horrifying the horse death
180:26
sound is the most terrifying noise in
180:28
minecraft
180:30
i'm gonna kill a baby horse what
180:34
why would you kill the child
180:50
horse
180:56
chat is decoloning but i see this as a
180:59
win because i got leather
181:00
d1 that's a win d1 decorning
181:05
decoloning yeah d choline
181:08
when they take what d
181:11
chole colon yeah isn't that what you
181:14
call it
181:15
inside your [ __ ] like your colon
181:19
no the face oh rose's chat
181:22
you know what it is oh right right right
181:24
no way i
181:25
i didn't know it was i thought it i
181:27
didn't know it i am
181:29
the greatest streamer i'm just kidding
181:31
wait how long have you been streaming
181:33
for
181:34
uh 14 months
181:37
also we you and i almost started at the
181:40
same time then no way
181:42
yahweh oh [ __ ] that's cool we're twitch
181:44
babies
181:46
twitch twins let's go oh my god wait
181:49
wait so did you start last year
181:52
oh i have no idea
181:56
someone in chat probably knows a lot
181:58
better than i do ah heck oh my gosh
182:01
by the way i found beans i found vines
182:04
vegan beans
182:06
sean feed oh yeah i need some food
182:09
okay i'm gonna temporarily just kind of
182:11
block this up as a danger spot there we
182:14
go okay
182:16
okay what was the quarterback unofficial
182:18
jack manifold ride hello jack manifold
182:20
viewers
182:22
welcome welcome to my place of high
182:25
drinks
182:25
the thing is we're gonna need a lot of
182:27
leather and a lot of
182:29
it to make a good enchant table we're
182:31
gonna need a lot of leather and a lot of
182:33
hecking stuff what heck and stuff
182:37
a lot of a lot of sugarcane a lot of
182:39
sugarcane like
182:40
oh wait we our home is right next to
182:42
sugarcane
182:43
i i know i planted it but i don't know
182:45
where the rest of it
182:48
i was going to be like i found cows kill
182:50
them all
182:51
murder them all more now all the cows i
182:54
found three cows
182:55
i found more cows too cow slaughtering
182:59
let's go
183:00
house slaughter cow slaughter by the way
183:04
can i get you
183:05
can i get you into a stream uh you've
183:07
got to do a chat besides
183:09
the makeup at some point because cat
183:12
decides mako
183:13
yes chan chat does your makeup
183:15
essentially
183:17
oh no it will go great oh no it'll go so
183:20
well are you sure
183:22
and you'll have so much fun and they
183:24
pick so well every time
183:27
i think it's only your chat my chat i
183:29
don't know if they
183:30
know of makeup because i've had henry do
183:32
my makeup before and that didn't end so
183:34
well
183:35
have you done henries so i don't know i
183:37
know you've done henry's i saw a video
183:39
there
183:40
yeah oh i found more horses i want to
183:42
kill them all
183:44
yes anything that can drop leather we
183:46
need it dead
183:47
foods leather i don't find a single glow
183:49
squid
183:50
okay i heard the scream a little more
183:53
yeah
183:54
the the horse yeah terrifying it was
183:57
29th of april 2020 when you did this
184:00
makes me feel like a bad guy
184:01
i don't think i'm that bad of a guy i
184:04
started streaming apparently in april
184:06
in april 2020 interesting oh
184:09
shooting for a while then wait what
184:12
april like
184:13
wait rose's chat late april or 29th of
184:16
april
184:19
we're literally oh okay so i start in
184:21
march
184:22
29th of march so you are we were one
184:25
month apart
184:26
i am the i'm the more experienced
184:28
streamer
184:29
no i am because i started april wait
184:32
monday march
184:33
march
184:36
[Music]
184:38
which one comes first march or april i'm
184:40
dyslexic
184:41
this is this is this is ableist you
184:43
can't make fun of me
184:46
wait are you actually dyslexic i am
184:48
actually dyslexic
184:50
oh my gosh wait how do you read cat
184:53
names then
184:54
no i mean okay the dyslexia is like
184:56
really it's like you can have like a
184:57
little bit of dyslexia and a lot of
184:58
dyslexia i'm like
184:59
minor dyslexic but i'm still i'm allowed
185:01
to say that i'm dyslexic and then make
185:03
fun of people
185:04
after they make fun of me so that's
185:07
basically the extent of it
185:08
dyslexia someone said he's disliked
185:11
says he's just like sick and smooth
185:13
brained yes
185:14
that is true how can you just flat out
185:18
like yes
185:18
he got it perfectly yeah i am i'm do i
185:21
have a channel big old smooth brain it's
185:23
a very big brain but it's
185:24
very smooth no wrinkles on my brain very
185:27
pretty brain
185:28
but you have a big brain when it comes
185:30
to like minecraft oh it's very big
185:33
it's just very smooth still oh i've had
185:36
a goat
185:38
there's goats in here apparently i'm
185:41
making food by the way
185:43
uh i've got 11 leather i'll put it in
185:46
the chest
185:46
hey buddy what are you what do you drop
185:49
what a goats drop
185:51
milk oh give me the milk dude i'm gonna
185:54
oh there's another one yeah wouldn't
185:55
they drop milk i feel like they dropped
185:57
them they didn't drop a single thing
185:59
there's more of them they don't drop
186:00
anything they're not
186:02
i have to put the rose bush next to
186:05
rose's stream
186:07
there you go if you put the rose bush
186:10
down
186:11
i put that i put the rose brush down
186:12
right next to where you normally stream
186:14
thank you very much my husband and i got
186:17
awesome food also hunter gathering as
186:20
well
186:22
nice nice i wonder if we could
186:25
i hear some babies you know what we
186:26
might want to do because like the fun
186:28
bit of this game is what we're doing now
186:30
and then
186:31
trying to fight the enemy the most
186:33
annoying bit is
186:34
finding ender pearls because it's just
186:37
nearly impossible
186:39
i i say the only thing that we cheat to
186:41
we could try and beat the game if we
186:42
give ourselves ender pearls
186:44
but we it would still be a pretty big
186:46
challenge but we just skip out on like
186:47
two hours of running around in circles
186:49
looking for enderman
186:50
are we being the game this stream do you
186:53
want to
186:54
we could is it possible yes definitely
186:57
oh my gosh
186:59
okay change of plans we'll beat the game
187:01
do you want to be have you ever beaten
187:02
the game
187:03
because i thought i thought beating the
187:04
game took a lot longer hence that's why
187:06
i said like do you want to build stuff
187:07
because i thought that would be less but
187:10
dealing with how good you
187:11
are an average play time you could beat
187:14
the game in like
187:16
a few hours i'd say like is it like an
187:20
hour
187:20
on average no cheating
187:24
the game could be beat in 25 minutes
187:25
okay okay oh yeah no it can be but i
187:28
mean come on
187:30
we're not drinking we don't have any uh
187:32
clients on
187:34
sorry dream please invite me to the smp
187:35
i don't mean to talk badly about you
187:38
he's like please please please please
187:40
please it's all i need
187:41
all i need to find oh god this this cave
187:45
sucks
187:46
that's kind of sucks i'm never going to
187:47
be you're in another cave oh well i'm
187:49
going to bed
187:50
oh you're not going to bed doesn't skip
187:53
the day unless i'm in bed right
187:56
god damn it i haven't i have lost you
187:59
oh [ __ ] um
188:02
i have an idea though yes
188:06
i'm going to kill sheep i see a lot of
188:08
sheep around me i reckon i can like
188:09
speed from getting her bed and then
188:11
going to sleep
188:12
i can't okay got it got it on it
188:16
i have no clue where you are wait do you
188:19
want
188:20
to 251 64 181 it's more fun to hunt you
188:24
down
188:25
i'm going to try and find it with my
188:26
bare sense of hunter gathering abilities
188:30
i'm going to say you're over there i
188:33
think i'm right i see a torch yep i
188:34
found it i found it i'm on white i'm on
188:36
my way
188:37
nice nice i put a rail down oh
188:41
there's so much can i sacrifice
188:42
something to the lava god i'm so
188:44
surprised
188:45
wait are you still sleeping into the
188:46
lava nope okay
188:48
i was waiting i was waiting where are
188:51
you
188:52
i'm on my way i'm coming i'm on my way
188:54
okay
188:55
it might say monsters nearby try it ah
189:00
baby no [ __ ] i can't hit this thing
189:04
why did you place rails down uh
189:07
there we go okay sleep let's go let's go
189:08
skip the day let them burn
189:10
make these zombies burn mm-hmm
189:19
[Music]
189:23
oh great that's exactly what we wanted
189:26
you know what's funny it only got the
189:28
bed and that was kind of it
189:30
it didn't actually pose that much damage
189:33
that was pretty
189:33
ah you [ __ ] oh
189:36
oh oh oh no oh no no
189:41
oh that was close holy [ __ ]
189:44
okay that was that was about as close as
189:46
we could get
189:47
holy [ __ ] oh my bed was missing her
189:51
it blew up only my bed it didn't blow up
189:54
your bed so you lost
189:55
it all oh no
189:59
wait wait what was the bet for chat they
190:01
better on something and i don't know
190:02
what it was
190:02
was it something to do with me dying
190:04
what was it
190:06
oh no that's terrible wait how did i die
190:10
wait a minute i know it was the lava but
190:13
how did i
190:14
how did i get in the lava fantastic pete
190:17
i didn't do i don't know you you you
190:19
jumped up
190:21
you keep streaming i took damage i want
190:23
i want an instant replay on that
190:25
i don't i don't agree
190:28
no legit look look i didn't do anything
190:31
it didn't
190:31
yeah that's what i mean i checked chat
190:33
and it didn't say you did it it was a
190:34
skeleton
190:35
i didn't i did i was watching you i just
190:37
watched you slowly die
190:39
and there was like oh no i want a chat
190:40
replay on that one i think
190:42
i'm not sure if i'd go for that this
190:44
slander you've stolen my pickaxe
190:46
you stole my crickets in my sword it got
190:49
lost in the lava
190:50
that's why i was so sad i was like oh no
190:51
because i was like no
190:53
wait the pickaxe went it did yeah it got
190:56
lost in lava
190:59
oh [ __ ] i know do you have any more
191:02
diamonds so you can make some more
191:04
no no no what the [ __ ]
191:08
no that's so bad i thought i escaped it
191:11
i was so happy
191:12
i know no you didn't make it out in time
191:17
i got my arm in there it's not all it's
191:20
like
191:20
where's the iron that's good did you get
191:22
all the armor
191:24
what all the iron what did you lose
191:27
all the iron you lost
191:30
all of it do you not have any iron in
191:32
your entry right now
191:34
let me check oh i have 29. oh thank god
191:38
oh wait i dropped it in the hole no
191:40
fantastic
191:43
good lord not the whole okay thank you
191:46
thank you for blocking that up i'm like
191:47
i was trying to block up this hole
191:50
okay okay so we the iron is saved that's
191:52
good i saved your bed though
191:54
well done well done there you go there
191:56
you go thank you
192:00
great okay i need to get some um wood
192:02
there we go
192:04
yeah oh my god all right i'm gonna make
192:07
i'm gonna work on getting like
192:08
uh my food i should try to make a saw a
192:10
sword out of fish
192:12
i'm losing it here don't worry i
192:15
i can go get us some more diamond okay
192:17
i'm gonna make
192:18
i'm gonna try and make a bit more of an
192:20
area for the sugar cane to grow
192:22
now we've got like a little bit more
192:23
sugar canes i'm gonna just make a big
192:25
farm of it
192:27
oh i wonder if i could oh wow yeah you
192:28
have a lot do you farm
192:30
sugar canes with a pickaxe you can break
192:33
them instantly
192:34
oh oh okay just by hand oh yeah you're
192:37
right
192:42
that's pretty cool one sec i'm muted
192:46
right now
192:47
tell me if you noticed exactly what i
192:49
noticed
192:52
have you noticed what i've noticed
192:58
watching the chat replay
193:01
what break the show came with a pickaxe
193:06
yeah sure no problem
193:16
oh oh because you need to plant more
193:17
down yeah yeah i got you yeah
193:19
[Music]
193:22
there you go that's a real nice uh
193:26
okay okay let me uh i'm gonna i'm gonna
193:29
place
193:29
some more down real quick i'm gonna play
193:31
some more
193:36
realize what i want those i want those
193:38
50 gifted subs back
193:41
for the trauma that you caused me
193:44
what are you talking about
193:48
what are you doing about i lost the
193:50
diamond pick in the lava didn't i for
193:52
testing you did was it
193:54
it's so bad
193:58
that's terrible you know i i'm i
194:00
distinctly noted
194:01
when i asked you to mine the pick at
194:03
mind the mind the show came with the
194:05
pickaxe
194:06
there was a pause and i heard buttons
194:08
being pressed
194:09
and then and then you showed me the
194:11
pickaxe
194:14
i i noticed the distinct pause followed
194:17
by two clicks
194:18
wait why is my mic so sensitive
194:21
presumably by
194:22
moving one pickaxe into your inventory
194:25
and moving the other to your hotbar
194:28
no i don't i don't know what you're
194:30
speaking about
194:37
give me the pickaxe this is daylight
194:40
rubbery
194:42
i feel so powerful with this though
194:47
okay okay okay here here here thank you
194:50
wait do you need do you wanna know him
194:51
okay you do have an iron picker no no i
194:53
have iron i have iron
194:55
i don't but i thank you because i felt
194:58
really powerful
194:59
with it just for a moment you it's yeah
195:01
before a moment
195:04
i felt so
195:09
the fact that she robbed you then used
195:11
it to break the sugar cane
195:14
i can't tell if you did that on purpose
195:16
oh my god
195:18
that was funny i was like that was the
195:20
most convenient i just
195:22
i just muted and i just like turned my
195:24
camera and i was just like guys
195:28
oh my god all right i'm confident
195:31
i don't even know where to go oh yeah i
195:33
was gonna look up uh i'm gonna try and
195:34
make you my first redstone contraption
195:36
if i can manage it
195:38
oh can you make one that opens doors i
195:41
know how to do that
195:42
ooh can i not search everything
195:56
elsa says into the unknown
195:59
wait you're going in the wait what
196:03
what are you doing oh i put the sugar in
196:05
the in the chest
196:06
i'm going into the unknown do you want
196:08
to go into wait before we go into that
196:10
unknown do you want to go into the
196:11
no no i meant that i meant to like mine
196:13
do you want to go into the portal
196:15
because i need something from the point
196:16
or we can we yeah we've we're geared now
196:19
it's you got to be really careful like
196:21
i'm leaving the pickaxe here
196:23
but oh okay yeah leave leave valuables
196:27
here but
196:28
you know this might this i we i need
196:31
something from that i need a bit of
196:32
quartz from there
196:33
in order to build them oh i could get
196:35
cords i can get quartz i've been into
196:36
the nether
196:37
oh okay let's go to get let's go
196:39
together i kinda wanna wait wait should
196:40
we bring
196:40
food because we might bring a bit of
196:42
food bring like uh bring a bit of food
196:44
yeah i'm bringing in 10
196:45
okay there's like 15 steaks yeah i'll
196:48
give you
196:49
there's 10 pork chop here there you go
196:51
i've got 10 steak you've got 10 pork
196:52
chops
196:53
less all right let's let's have a steak
196:56
girl but okay let's go let's go let's go
196:59
i'm a vegetarian i've never even tasted
197:00
a steak
197:01
you're a vegetarian i i'm not just a
197:03
vegetarian but i've never once tried
197:05
meat in my entire life
197:09
out of um
197:13
decent sport no ghast is blowing us up
197:16
this is okay
197:17
this is good where are we oh we should
197:19
have bought gold oh [ __ ] okay we're
197:20
gonna
197:21
make a quick trip out of here by the way
197:23
because stuff's gonna immediately trying
197:24
to start to kill us
197:26
if we why because if you're not wearing
197:28
gold there's
197:29
these uh piglens that try and want you
197:31
make you dead
197:33
oh piggies they'll kill you if they
197:37
are given the chance okay never mind
197:40
e-voyagin
197:43
sorry evasion evolution
197:46
maneuvers we got a good spawn though
197:49
nothing's blowing us up okay do you want
197:50
to head back through
197:51
i'm scared now immediately again okay
197:53
let's go back yep okay let's go let's go
197:56
so when you make gold stuff we you just
197:59
need like a pair of gold boots
198:01
which we can do i have gold and or you
198:03
could just wear one of those yeah
198:05
curse of vanishing what's cursive
198:07
vanishing i don't wear those
198:10
why i don't know what it does but it's a
198:12
curse it says curse why would you put it
198:14
on willingly
198:15
because life is short and you have to
198:17
know what happens
198:20
did i vanish do i look gone to you blake
198:22
where are you
198:27
wait no really wait wait wait you're not
198:29
through the portal
198:31
no i'm not oh wait i
198:35
holy [ __ ] does that work are you just
198:37
like invisible forever now
198:39
oh my god wait what i didn't even know
198:42
that was in minecraft is that a part of
198:44
like a new update
198:45
the [ __ ] i genuinely didn't know that
198:47
was a thing i would have been using that
198:49
way more if i knew that exists i'm good
198:54
hell yeah wait where are you right now
198:56
though
198:58
um you can't tell no i can't that's the
199:02
whole point wait but it's weird because
199:03
is it like on my screen i can see myself
199:06
does that mean on your screen you can't
199:07
see me
199:08
yeah i guess i've i've i know that they
199:10
existed i've just never used them in
199:11
multiplayer i can't see you now are you
199:12
here with me
199:14
yes come next to me hold on stand like
199:17
uh stand on like the crafting table or
199:18
something
199:19
okay hold on how do i go down the ladder
199:21
hey oh you buy the ladder all right
199:27
wait was that you wait i'm moving
199:32
wait i always like hold on i'm just wait
199:35
this is amazing wait then i could go
199:37
to any mob and they can't see me i don't
199:40
know if it works for mobs i know i can't
199:42
see you
199:43
wait doesn't oh is that why it's a curse
199:45
because like mobs can see
199:46
me but you can't yeah that might be a
199:48
disadvantage
199:50
damn wait that means i can
199:55
hold on hold on hey no no stop you're
199:58
using this curse for your benefit i
199:59
don't like this
200:01
i like how long do i continue this
200:04
good booty stop look at that
200:08
i can't fight against an invisible enemy
200:22
he didn't vanish i could see you the
200:23
entire time
200:25
what is the curse of vanishing me
200:29
he trolled
200:34
come back here come back here come back
200:36
here i have no words i have no words to
200:38
step up
200:47
we could do this forever you know you
200:49
won't win okay
200:51
true you do have good armor i'm
200:53
mayweather you're logan paul and i'm
200:56
mayweather you could not win
200:57
ah but then that means we come to a draw
201:00
ah yes and we hug
201:04
hug okay so are we going back through
201:06
the portal
201:07
uh we don't need to i mean you what the
201:09
heck you can however i've got my i've
201:11
got my uh nether quartz now
201:13
we don't unless you want to go explore
201:15
we don't need to you already got another
201:17
quartz
201:17
yeah i just there's a few pieces like
201:19
immediately next to it
201:21
we do a little troll wicked fast wicket
201:23
hands i'm gonna plant some crimson
201:24
fungus down
201:25
what the heck is that i don't even know
201:27
what that means guys
201:29
next to us i don't know what it does but
201:31
hopefully it's fun
201:32
can wait okay i have seen like armor
201:34
that you can't take off before
201:36
i think it might be like cursive binding
201:38
or something but i can you actually take
201:40
that off
201:41
because i don't know if you can or not
201:43
there's no i can't i can't
201:45
would you like to go to man i'm like so
201:48
apparently according to chat
201:49
chris of vanishing is that it disappears
201:52
once i die
201:53
if i die okay that's fair enough
201:56
i'm gonna get in bed one second there we
201:58
go oh monster
201:59
monsters nearby let me kill this thing
202:03
heck oh i just hear you killing
202:05
blessings killed it dead what the [ __ ]
202:07
where's the next one
202:08
okay there we go oh show feet i look
202:11
over in chat one time
202:15
one time i look at chat i'm immediately
202:17
disappointed by what i find
202:19
okay why what what it chats me uh show
202:21
feet
202:23
oh [ __ ] can you show your feet
202:28
oh that actually looks pretty scandalous
202:30
like oh i need to look away
202:31
scandalous ankle's showing it's their
202:33
50s again
202:35
oh my god
202:39
salute okay i've got this showing your
202:41
ankles
202:43
and then i've got okay i should be able
202:45
to make a cool thing actually
202:46
uh if i grab myself some wood and some
202:50
cobblestone
202:50
and then i go to over what is called
202:53
plate
202:55
uh let me grab a piston
202:59
what do these can i make eight okay
203:01
solid that's a decent amount i'd say
203:03
eight's a decent amount
203:04
and then i've got redstone still solid i
203:07
can technically do like i'm making 14.
203:09
oh you're making uh your hot tub look
203:11
better
203:12
i am i'm upgrading it it looks so good
203:17
i'm actually pretty happy yeah
203:20
okay i'm gonna make a thing here there
203:22
is okay good
203:26
oh there was a there was an old person
203:28
in my chat called ally that used to
203:30
constantly call me a [ __ ] and that was
203:32
just adopted
203:33
i didn't know whether i don't know if
203:34
that was like a twitch term or not but
203:36
they just call me a sleeper a salute a
203:38
salute
203:40
specifically
203:43
[Music]
203:46
it's a good word i mean it's a better
203:48
word than saying the actual word because
203:50
the actual word is like hurtful
203:51
indeed specifically to me
203:54
such a british thing indeed
203:58
okay let's do the i don't know why i
204:00
mind this out i'm gonna wait
204:01
whatever you need has a funny face it
204:03
looks like
204:06
the face looks like it's going
204:11
not um happy about its current position
204:13
in life yeah
204:14
i don't know what this is it's an
204:16
observer block
204:17
it observes so i'm gonna do a thing uh
204:21
oh my god that's so
204:25
that's so cute all right if i do this
204:28
like so i should be able to oh my beat
204:33
oh dude oh dear what are you doing i'm
204:35
making us an
204:36
automatic sugarcane farm
204:42
it's all all of the fun
204:45
where's my i'm going to make a quick
204:47
lava pit hole over here or something can
204:49
i
204:50
put this one grab some water and say
204:52
just upgrading
204:54
i forgot i need two buckets i did not
204:57
kill rose hush
204:59
you tried your best no no no no it's
205:02
because um
205:03
what is it oh i accidentally destroyed
205:06
her rose bush so i was like oh
205:08
i killed rob i don't know but i did not
205:10
my spirit is was in that
205:13
here it is your makeup spirit
205:17
all right i'm just making our place look
205:19
a bit nicer
205:21
meanwhile you're actually getting stuff
205:24
it's fine equally equally important jobs
205:28
i'll get the sugar i'll get the sugar
205:30
okay uh we're gonna need eight blocks of
205:32
it
205:33
i've already got five for you so if you
205:35
can get three we're good
205:36
i got three hell yeah okay take these
205:39
and then place them on the blocks like
205:41
you know in front of the pistons and the
205:42
observer
205:43
oh we might need nine actually got it we
205:45
definitely need nine actually
205:47
no no eight eight works see ah we need
205:49
one in front of the observer though and
205:50
i've just found one there we go
205:54
oh okay so not yet like this and then uh
205:58
so if we come around the back here
205:59
in theory this should work fine if i
206:02
just run
206:03
this like that and then we just run
206:05
redstone wire over that
206:08
and then we missed a spot oh watch this
206:11
so whenever one of these grow give me
206:12
uh place one sugarcane in front of the
206:14
observer okay
206:17
and then all of them will push
206:21
very smart technology you guys are can
206:25
you make an airplane
206:26
yeah but i'm not gonna take slime blocks
206:30
i was like oh wow far too much you are
206:33
omega smart you could make an app so now
206:35
we'll have a lot of sugar but what do
206:36
you do with a lot of sugar
206:38
we are going to use it to make a
206:39
crafting table also it's just a cool
206:40
little project
206:41
i wanted to build okay
206:45
you know you know we can then also do
206:48
which is then even oh
206:49
oh you should put a dropper and a and a
206:51
chest right yes
206:52
yes we can okay this is good this is
206:55
solid you're following along this is
206:56
good okay
206:57
i know my things sugar for cakes oh yes
207:00
we do need cakes but we killed all the
207:02
cows so
207:03
oh maybe i should get a fight we
207:05
murdered our entire cow population
207:08
we did indeed why is this on fire by the
207:10
way i put lava
207:11
put lava there maybe in hindsight not my
207:14
best of idea
207:16
one of my best friends like i think it
207:17
might set our whole camp on fire
207:19
which might not be the best no
207:22
but fun but fun
207:31
wait don't you need to put a hopper oh
207:33
you did i did
207:37
fascinating so we're done with the game
207:39
we beat the game
207:40
we beat the game we finally
207:44
didn't even build you the house i was
207:46
gonna build well
207:47
did you wait did you have a plan did you
207:49
have a plan for the exact for the house
207:50
uh
207:51
not quite a plan but like i i've
207:53
practiced building houses
207:55
oh okay i was gonna build one
207:59
okay you can you still can by all means
208:02
i reckon we give ourselves some ender
208:04
pearls and we go to the nether four
208:05
blaze rods
208:06
okay and then we can give it a shot at
208:08
beating the dragon
208:10
that's true okay how do we get ender
208:14
pearls though
208:14
the pistons need to be one block higher
208:16
mate i i disagree with you entirely
208:18
it still works here it would work one
208:20
block high ask if he knows
208:22
candace hey rose do you know candace
208:25
uh no i heard she kind of like passed
208:28
away from segunde's
208:30
no the one that died from ligma
208:35
god damn it did you ever get into penny
208:38
trading you know everyone's doing like
208:40
stocks but have you done penny trading
208:42
no i haven't what is that uh
208:46
you don't know penny trading no
208:50
is this not a setup for a joke
208:53
no no no penny trading is an actual
208:55
thing i know you have trading penny
208:57
stocks
208:57
i mean i have a penny i haven't tried it
208:59
no
209:01
yeah but there is there's another
209:02
version of penetrating
209:04
penny trading
209:09
as i eat mutton in front of you
209:17
finn i'm so incredibly disappointed in
209:21
you
209:22
i i'm so incredibly disappointed in your
209:25
in your state of being
209:28
what are you talking about i
209:31
didn't even get to the punch line i
209:33
didn't even get to the
209:34
point where the other type i don't get
209:37
it
209:38
what do you mean penetrating your mom
209:41
okay
209:45
sorry that's really rude i never even
209:47
met her um
209:49
i shouldn't be speaking that way
209:52
i'm so sorry she sounds like a lovely
209:54
lady yes
209:55
i know she does sound like lovely lady
209:57
she has a lovely daughter
209:59
doctor oh my god dude i've had um
210:02
my my dad my dad did my hair once on
210:05
stream because he's a hairdresser
210:07
he has said uh your dad's a hairdresser
210:09
yeah
210:10
he's been doing it for like 30 years now
210:12
it's crazy but he did hair extensions
210:14
and stuff
210:15
and on stream he has said like uh should
210:17
have had a door i
210:18
like he said i should have i should have
210:20
had a daughter or something
210:22
and that chat has never let me go let
210:24
that go
210:25
never once they're just now their
210:27
opinion
210:29
should have been a daughter i'm sorry
210:31
but hey he's got the best of both worlds
210:34
because you're such a true loving son
210:37
indeed
210:37
and and he can still do hair on you
210:41
yeah he kind of gets everything he never
210:42
got to i never let him like do my
210:44
like cut my hair fancily as a kid and
210:47
now he's like adding hair
210:49
now he's doing crazy [ __ ] exactly
210:50
extensions yeah
210:52
yeah it's i mean then again he's not
210:54
doing them anymore have you ever
210:56
have you ever tried extensions
210:59
well i just have long hair so i've never
211:01
tried extensions
211:03
because one time am i wet i thought you
211:06
were mining a tree with a sword carry on
211:09
no no no i was trying to get the leaves
211:11
away but
211:12
because i did try short hair once and my
211:15
dad
211:15
said i look like edna from the
211:17
incredibles
211:18
and from then on i was like i don't want
211:21
to have short hair anymore because i
211:22
look like edna
211:24
from the incredibles that's awesome and
211:26
i was like
211:27
scarred oh no that's harsh but
211:31
and he was like i mean that in a good
211:33
way i'm like how is that a good way
211:35
how is end not in any way a good way no
211:38
oh man
211:40
that's a big no that is a big wolf
211:45
hey hey fan have you heard of the legend
211:48
um
211:49
like greek he was a greek hero have i
211:52
had a friend are you into greek
211:53
mythology
211:54
a little bit yeah i've heard of i've
211:56
read uh uh uh
211:57
percy jackson oh okay okay so have
212:00
you've heard of hercules right
212:02
yeah yeah okay have you heard of both of
212:06
these
212:10
why are you not gonna get me with any of
212:12
these
212:13
two i see them all coming fantastic
212:18
i see them all you can't you can't look
212:21
me in the eyes and ask me have you heard
212:23
of beauford's
212:24
and then i can expect me to go what
212:28
i've never heard about
212:34
okay okay i admittedly admittedly if you
212:37
are familiar with like
212:39
candace then i i would expect you to
212:41
know
212:42
both of us yeah both of these okay
212:45
uh we need to go find blaze by the way
212:47
that's sorry that's the next thing we're
212:48
gonna do
212:59
[Music]
213:03
so you can hear all of that yeah yeah oh
213:05
okay i'm gonna play something
213:09
[Music]
213:16
okay
213:22
it's beautiful thank you
213:26
it's a what a b did you make that is
213:28
that an original
213:30
is that an original yes yes well i got
213:33
some inspiration but
213:34
it's pretty original yeah i i've
213:38
what is that even played up that's
213:40
pretty good
213:42
it's like it's on a columba a what
213:46
a calimba i've never heard of that
213:48
you've never heard of a kalimba
213:50
have you ever watched avatar yeah the
213:53
last airbender one yeah yeah
213:55
okay okay
214:00
oh that's cool
214:01
[Music]
214:03
it's an instrument that's cool
214:07
i was so [ __ ] expecting for you to
214:09
say some
214:11
kalimba deez nuts like i didn't [ __ ] i
214:14
didn't know what it was
214:19
i was so expecting that [ __ ] damn i
214:23
should have done that actually
214:24
i'm thinking about it it would have been
214:26
a better troll huh
214:28
i do oh okay let's get in the portal
214:30
let's get in the pool let's get in the
214:31
bottle you can't have it
214:32
into the unknown
214:36
okay there we go it can't it can't hurt
214:37
us in here but uh downside
214:39
it did it did
214:44
[Music]
214:50
we've gotta go find okay i'm gonna take
214:52
a screenshot of the coordinates
214:54
it's i go i took a screenshot of the
214:57
coordinates there
214:58
we gotta find in blaze fortress we've
215:00
got to find a blaze for it
215:02
okay or a nether fortress even it's do
215:05
you know what another one you know what
215:06
another fortress is right
215:08
i've seen one yes okay very cool and
215:11
epic
215:12
we gotta go we gotta go find one to find
215:13
blazes huh
215:16
there's skeletons in here there are
215:17
skeletons everywhere oh that's a hug
215:19
[Applause]
215:21
oh don't get into okay try not to get
215:23
into just random fights with them but
215:25
good job also you need to type like
215:28
click like once every
215:30
second and a half by the way with a
215:31
sword okay once every second and a half
215:33
yeah roger rojo
215:38
i was kind of hoping we'd get really
215:39
lucky but what is that what is that what
215:41
is this white stuff
215:43
huh bone bone blocks
215:46
what do bone box do they make bones bone
215:49
meal they make bone meal
215:52
it's like a diamond block but it's my
215:54
sound
215:55
huh i love the sound
216:00
i can't really run i see you in the far
216:04
distance oh it's a good that's the white
216:07
stuff this is my favorite white stuff
216:09
all right follow me it's my favorite
216:12
white
216:13
white uh thing white stuff
216:16
white substance that's my favorite white
216:18
substance well a second favorite white
216:19
substance
216:21
uh-huh oh i see you're just planning on
216:23
leaving me here buddy
216:25
you gotta be faster i am dream incarnate
216:29
i get it i get it you just wanna leave
216:32
huh
216:33
all right i'm right behind you running
216:34
for a while i
216:36
have no we got unlucky with our blaze
216:39
fortress well we have to get unlucky
216:42
with one thing you know
216:44
yeah we've been so lucky with everything
216:46
else
216:47
exactly the diamonds and then you know
216:49
we get unlucky with the blaze
216:51
we get lucky with the diamonds
216:54
such a shame that i lost that diamond
216:55
pick forever though
216:58
you did you did but then you found it
217:01
again
217:03
eventually flippers where'd you go
217:07
i'm of it wait what what how have i
217:09
already lost you
217:11
because you're sprinting so fast you're
217:13
a turnaround
217:16
okay give me coordinates i'm i see you
217:20
come here i turn around have you spun
217:22
directly in a circle i'm here
217:25
to your left to your right sorry to your
217:26
right
217:29
when you say turn around i go 360.
217:32
oh my god well you did thank you
217:37
you never specified how many degrees
217:40
90 degree 88 degrees i'm almost there
217:44
60 degrees to your left all right there
217:46
you go you got to be specific
217:48
negative negative 13 degrees to your
217:50
left all right there's this thing it's
217:51
not a blazer
217:52
gold sorry lots of gold in there but
217:55
it's
217:56
it's is it worth doing the trading with
217:59
them we got to get kind of lucky if we
218:00
wanted to do it but
218:02
oh oh you found the fortune oh what the
218:04
[ __ ] my god run away
218:06
he hit me so [ __ ] hard she doesn't
218:09
seem to like you very much
218:10
no can i kill that guy wait jack can i
218:13
kill i've never seen this entity in my
218:15
life do i kill it oh oh i got him you
218:18
you slap him you slap him we'll both
218:19
kill him
218:20
i mean i could kill him but do we yes
218:22
you can okay oh
218:24
god damn boy i'm on one heart holy [ __ ]
218:27
and there's gas
218:30
what the [ __ ] are you even supposed to
218:32
kill this dude
218:34
okay i got it off here
218:38
there's
218:51
by the way there's a big ghost things
218:53
just shooting fireballs
218:54
anybody come here buddy
218:58
hey i'm gonna die hey i'm gonna die i
219:01
have food i have food
219:02
so do i but i may die
219:05
i this might be it for me okay i'm fine
219:07
i'm fine holy [ __ ] i live
219:08
okay let's go in there i want to be in
219:10
the safety of the shelter
219:11
weird block
219:14
[ __ ] well they really don't like you you
219:17
can't open the chests apparently they
219:18
don't like that
219:20
grab all the [ __ ] from there well i deal
219:22
with it i got it i got it i got it
219:23
there's a lot of gold apparently
219:26
yeah i got all the gold okay oh i got a
219:29
diamond pickaxe
219:30
what no way did you yeah i did
219:36
i got some cream
219:39
hey fit check it out i got a diamond
219:43
efficiency pickaxe oh holy [ __ ] that's
219:46
really good
219:47
what the [ __ ] i didn't know you could
219:48
get these these are cool hey buddy
219:50
you want to trade me i got gold i got
219:52
gold don't trade me i stole it from you
219:54
you want to trade
219:57
how much gold do i give them to get
219:59
trades
220:00
you picked it up he picked up one of
220:01
your gold things
220:05
no not what i wanted give me another one
220:08
okay you what does he give you wait can
220:10
i try we need ender pearls from them
220:12
or something i don't know i'm just kind
220:14
of seeing if this works we don't
220:15
actually need ender pearls because i'm
220:16
just going to spawn them in anyway but
220:18
still okay okay wait i want to trade i
220:20
want to trade hey buddy
220:22
trade with me oh that's actually kind of
220:23
okay
220:25
you get enderpeas from trading i know
220:26
that's what i'm doing ah [ __ ]
220:28
he just keeps looking at the oh i got uh
220:32
nothing big fat nothing train me i
220:34
thought i got netherine from this dude
220:36
holy [ __ ]
220:37
i didn't these guys are so adorable
220:43
what'd you get i've got soul speed nine
220:46
oh one interval
220:47
two ender poles let's go oh my god
220:50
that's good chances dude that's a one in
220:52
one trillion chance
220:54
that's pretty funny really pretty heck
220:55
no give me some stuff
220:57
that's pretty good i got two ender
220:59
pearls that's actually not terrible this
221:01
is a good way to do this
221:03
wait i i actually just want to trade
221:05
with these guys these guys are so cute
221:06
yeah this is actually a pretty decent
221:10
way to get you didn't give me anything
221:11
holy [ __ ] i feel the trod javane wood by
221:13
the way i want to turn the gamma up too
221:15
do you have any wood uh i think i have
221:18
one
221:19
can you make a crafting table real quick
221:23
wait wait i need to get
221:27
i got what is this my lips got a potion
221:31
okay you need a crafting table yeah i
221:32
could get that okay
221:34
get me a crafting table and we're gonna
221:36
trade more throw it away
221:37
because i'm kind of full
221:41
i have too much stuff these guys keep
221:43
giving me nice things
221:45
if i get nudged i'm so dead it's a
221:48
terrible idea uh golden
221:51
boots on breaking golden carrot what do
221:54
you do with gold and carrots
221:56
you eat them they're okay they're pretty
221:58
or i think they're technically the best
221:59
food in the game oh [ __ ]
222:02
did you hit one no no no
222:05
no what what happened okay i call you a
222:07
crafting cable where are you where are
222:08
you what yeah i don't wh
222:10
why are you sh why use why do you sound
222:13
panicked fantastic
222:14
oh cause there was there was a there was
222:16
a the gas
222:17
beep oh okay yeah they suck i don't know
222:20
where you are
222:21
uh i'm oh okay well i know you where you
222:24
are
222:24
i don't know i'm on my way to you hey
222:28
buddy
222:28
how are you doing i don't like him he's
222:31
not somebody hit me
222:32
i'll put the crafting table down stop
222:34
trying to hit me in it
222:35
wait oh god
222:43
i'll drop i got porks actually actually
222:45
i can't talk
222:47
hey fireball oh
222:50
well that i'm gonna mine some of this
222:53
too
222:54
buddy okay i'm not gonna mind some of
222:56
that oh
222:58
oh no oh no no no no no no no i got
223:01
another nine nuggets
223:04
more to trade hey buddy where are you
223:08
give me just just take all of that just
223:10
a you take this
223:13
let's see what they spit out and it
223:14
pulls intervals and not good endpoints
223:16
interposition fills and pulls
223:17
yeah intervals
223:22
these guys are bad they're not giving us
223:23
ender pearls
223:25
ah man what is this a spectral arrow
223:28
is that good it's okay what is that not
223:31
really but you know it's stuff to shoot
223:34
ah god i'm getting terrible drops i need
223:36
ender pearls we need a lot of them
223:37
i can't believe this we might actually
223:39
beat the game legitimately if we can get
223:40
under pelser
223:42
i keep getting fire charges yeah i keep
223:44
getting bad drops
223:46
do you think they accept um
223:49
like gold carrots potion of resistance
223:53
okay i don't need that do they accept
223:55
ultimate do you accept bitcoin do you
223:58
accept
223:59
other stuff okay i'm out of gold
224:03
uh do they accept um
224:06
a a free subscript a tier three
224:08
subscription
224:09
you accept only fan subscription
224:12
accepted
224:14
do you accept dogecoin i recently had a
224:15
big uh uptick in dogecoin
224:18
oh my god did you investigate all that
224:23
i i invested in dogecoin and i lost
224:25
money
224:26
yeah what how i thought
224:31
i somehow managed it was a terrible oh
224:34
dear just like
224:35
only friends it's only finns i'm very
224:37
small brain so i don't in
224:39
i don't invest in any no no
224:42
i'm to try and be a landlord and i'm
224:44
going to be a good landlord i'm going to
224:45
give the house away for free
224:47
that's a lie oh my god you're going to
224:49
be a landlord i'm going to i'm going to
224:51
try and be uh but that is a lie i'm not
224:52
giving
224:54
can i live in if i wait where are you
224:59
uh countrywide i'm in uh england i'm in
225:02
birmingham
225:03
oh okay so if i ever visit england would
225:07
can i stay at one of your many
225:10
landlorded apartments you could
225:12
technically
225:14
oh my gosh so how close are you to the
225:16
landlord dream
225:18
uh it's finding a good finding a good
225:20
property you know
225:21
like i've got i found three pigmen in a
225:23
hole this is perfect for me
225:25
nice just trade this is good speeding
225:27
i've got some more gold i got some more
225:29
gold
225:30
none of them are spitting out ender
225:31
pearls this is bad is nether right and
225:33
you're good
225:34
what is uh someone's asked me to cat's
225:36
like you know another right and i'm like
225:38
is that good
225:40
wait you found netherright apparently
225:44
what did i find another right
225:48
did you find netherright
225:52
i don't think so what are you tell me
225:54
what item you've got in your hand
225:57
nothing i've i didn't mind it right then
226:02
she threw it away you missed ancient
226:06
debris
226:08
wait did i i could pick it back up where
226:10
is it
226:13
i can pick it back up what
226:16
i never had another right is that that's
226:18
dirt your dum-dums
226:20
what oh yeah that's do it i'm confusing
226:23
oh
226:25
i'm so confused maybe i think it's just
226:26
chat messing with you
226:29
yeah ancient debris does look a lot like
226:31
dirt
226:32
given that by the way how do you get
226:35
gold bars again do you have a furnace no
226:38
i'm i'm mining the you know these gold
226:40
oh let's go i found a blaze fortress
226:45
i found a fortress oh what that's i can
226:48
go oh my
226:50
dude we actually might be able to beat
226:52
the game fully legitimately
226:55
no way yeah possibly
226:58
okay you shouldn't don't worry about in
227:00
fact i mean you could you could pop over
227:01
here if you wanted you want to help me
227:02
kill blaze
227:04
i want to i want to but i don't know
227:05
where you went i'm in
227:07
i'm at negative 450
227:10
uh 73 negative three uh
227:13
one three five
227:18
okay negative 450 you said right yes
227:21
okay i will aim for the x first
227:24
yes you'll you'll find me if you find
227:26
the x
227:28
you'll find the x marks the spot wait no
227:30
because i've been getting gold nuggets
227:32
but i haven't been getting how many gold
227:33
nuggets do you have
227:35
64. oh okay you can you can just craft
227:38
those into gold
227:39
like in the same way that you craft a
227:40
gold gold bars into a gold block you can
227:43
just craft them into gold nuggets
227:49
i tried following the x coordinate and
227:53
it didn't really work out
227:55
wait what where are you maybe i have to
227:59
go up here
228:00
what what's your zed coordinate i'm back
228:03
where we were
228:04
um giving gold to the piggies
228:08
okay i'll i'll i'll find hold on i'll
228:09
i'll find you negative 450.
228:13
i'm negative 450. said negative one
228:17
140. oh okay nevermind i said
228:21
wait wait wait okay i'll meet you there
228:23
i'll meet you there no no no no no no
228:24
i'm coming come on come on
228:25
i know i will i will meet you on the
228:26
i'll meet you at those coordinates
228:30
negative oh be careful about jumping
228:32
across
228:33
gaps by the way about where you might
228:35
yes oh i see you hello hey hey
228:39
hey hey oh hello let's go let's grab a
228:41
oh let's grab this more gold while we're
228:42
here
228:43
we need as much gold as we can because
228:45
we need to trade with them wait should i
228:46
bring the gold
228:48
yeah what yes gold good i left it
228:52
well it's fine it's fine it's fine we'll
228:53
go back for it no we'll pick no we don't
228:55
need it here we don't need it here we
228:56
only needed that
228:58
we could have done two in one but okay
229:00
let's go let's do this
229:02
uh we get the blaze fortress there's
229:04
blazers to the to the right
229:06
and we got to kill blazers together now
229:08
blazes will set you on fire they're a
229:09
genuinely big threat
229:11
okay oh [ __ ] we're the skeletons
229:14
okay i'm gonna ask you to stay back for
229:17
a moment
229:18
i will deal with these boys because
229:20
these boys suck
229:22
oh [ __ ] maybe i'm not
229:25
okay i got i got hit once but it's fine
229:28
okay follow me
229:30
i'm on your bike just making sure i've
229:33
got health
229:35
another skeleton there's still blazes
229:37
around
229:38
i'm gonna quickly like block oh no oh no
229:41
it's fine
229:42
uh wait till they shoot a couple times
229:44
wait till they shoot
229:46
they're gonna be on fire and then
229:46
they're gonna shoot oop and
229:49
set all right let's go oh damn
229:53
oh damn that was quick oh [ __ ] god damn
229:55
it
229:57
we got one please rod yes i got it i got
230:00
it
230:02
so i got another one okay so i wasted an
230:04
end to poke because i'm an idiot god
230:05
damn it
230:06
okay oh no it's fine
230:09
i know okay uh i could go and get okay
230:13
do you want to do okay we need to get
230:15
i don't know do we need to get we should
230:16
get like
230:20
and loving the mc stream seven blaze
230:23
rods
230:23
oh that's gonna take a while yeah i got
230:25
two already
230:27
oh oh here this is for you
230:31
hell yeah thank you oh it's like
230:33
someone's like please just give it to
230:34
him i'm like okay
230:37
don't know what it does wait how much
230:39
food do you still have left
230:41
i have a lot of golden carrots you
230:43
should not be in full gold oven by the
230:45
way you'll die
230:46
oh shizzles arm is better uh gold uh the
230:49
irons iron's better than gold by
230:51
by a lot ah okay okay
230:55
hey buddy stop there here again
230:58
son of a gun
231:04
nice
231:07
got it nice there we go okay sweet oh
231:10
sweet i got
231:11
three blazers oh you're on fire
231:15
i don't know pointing out the obvious
231:18
you're on fire again you're on fire
231:20
right now
231:22
i got three blaze rods another one okay
231:25
we need like a few more i guess
231:27
okay there we go all right
231:30
i'm one of we should be doing different
231:32
stuff i think we're going to speed up
231:33
time a little bit
231:34
do you want to go mine more gold and
231:36
i'll kill these guys yes
231:37
yes mine more i'll take my type my god
231:39
okay what you need to do
231:41
put them every okay do you know how to
231:43
like craft all of them into a gold bar
231:45
at once like if you hold down the click
231:47
button
231:47
hold down the click button on your
231:48
crafting table and just drag them around
231:50
until they fill up the entire crafting
231:52
table
231:53
ah roger roger dodger okay let's go back
231:56
to where i was
231:59
i'm not gonna get lost i refuse
232:03
i refuse i will make you proud hell yeah
232:07
good job oh so then i could keep trading
232:09
right yes
232:10
you will trade for the end of pearls you
232:12
must grab all of the ender pearls
232:16
okay i got some bad news i'm lost
232:21
how wait maybe maybe wait i just i can
232:23
just make a crafting table
232:24
and then i could just make it here yeah
232:27
that's true
232:28
yeah i've given you must have like two
232:30
stacks of those gold now
232:31
yes i do have two stacks because i see
232:33
pigment here so if i can just
232:35
trade with a pigment ah okay i'll make
232:38
gold ingots
232:38
okay sweet come on buddy come on blaze
232:42
come on blazies there's so many of them
232:44
but so many that aren't near me
232:47
okay one minute oh hello
232:50
14. come here piggy trade with me
232:54
one two hmm you're too high to trade
232:56
that's against fires i know she gave it
232:58
me and i drank it
233:02
cause someone told me to give it to you
233:03
yeah i'm gonna it's decent because i'm
233:05
the one fighting blazes now i guess oh
233:07
it's you
233:08
here you go i'm gonna try and get two
233:09
more because you've got two blazers on
233:10
you right now right i got three i got
233:12
three
233:13
three okay i'm gonna get one more then
233:14
uh one more should be fine right
233:17
yeah probably then that makes for [ __ ]
233:21
i wish there's a trash inventory option
233:24
because what a trash inventory because
233:27
like i
233:28
just deleted me bad stuff how do you
233:31
delete
233:32
you you can't that's what i mean just
233:34
that'd be nice
233:35
i want something that's like easy
233:36
deletion you could just throw it away
233:38
throw it off the edge of something
233:40
that's true i got another brick
233:42
use this nether brick oh wait isn't that
233:46
gold in the in the
233:47
in the bastion or something i've heard
233:49
there's gold in the bastion
233:51
there's gold blocks and stuff i don't
233:53
know that might be oh
233:55
grace bear thank you for six months and
233:56
iron man flip thank you for joining
234:00
nah stop giving me random stuff that i
234:02
don't need
234:03
chat how many uh chat how many heck in
234:06
how many ender poles do we need by the
234:08
way or isa vender do we need
234:09
to to do this whole thing i've forgotten
234:12
do we need 12
234:13
is 12 a good number i think 12 is a good
234:16
12. yeah yeah
234:20
twelve yeah everyone's like all at you i
234:22
was right give me stuff i kept the
234:23
thumbnail
234:25
i got stream
234:30
you don't how come he won't accept by
234:33
other
234:34
gold yeah he would let me do one at a
234:37
time
234:38
ah come on come back come back come back
234:42
where'd you where are you i'm close by
234:46
close by where the entrance to the
234:48
fortress was oh i've
234:50
i'm back at where we were oh really
234:52
there's a lot of gold in that chest
234:54
oh okay yeah come back to okay if i i'll
234:56
do some training let's do come back to
234:58
where we were though
234:59
wait what should i uh i need coordinates
235:01
what chest
235:05
in the beginning area with the chest oh
235:08
my god there it was i found the ancient
235:10
debris let's go
235:11
the what the legend of roux the ancient
235:15
the
235:15
ancient debris where's the i don't know
235:18
where oh are you sure the gold's not
235:19
near inventory
235:21
i'm confused no what what chest
235:24
there's like there's chests i know but
235:27
there's no gold in them
235:29
there should be there's gilded
235:31
blackstone there's no gold
235:33
what are you sure you don't have the
235:35
gold on you
235:37
did i are you shot oh my god the
235:40
memories are starting i feel like
235:42
wow what's going on you right now
235:46
you are gaslighting me i'm sorry you're
235:49
like are you sure you didn't have to
235:51
call
235:52
you sure you're not that's crazy i
235:54
haven't you dude oh
235:56
[ __ ] i'm dead holy [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] wait
235:59
wait coordinates no no no no no no no
236:04
ow don't worry not in lava
236:08
i can make it back there i was in a safe
236:10
spot holy [ __ ] that was terrifying
236:14
hopefully no one had a bet for that was
236:16
there a bet for that
236:19
don't die don't die on me potassium
236:21
don't die on me
236:23
there's warthogs in this game yes run
236:26
from them
236:27
holy [ __ ] they hit hard oh
236:30
yeah i i ran into a warthog and it was
236:33
kind of scary
236:34
yeah that's what killed me i don't i got
236:37
diamond shovel
236:39
some glowstone and that's about it
236:43
useless chest diamond shovel's pretty
236:47
good
236:48
it's not the best but it's all right it
236:50
has um
236:52
fortune three
236:55
enchanted you know it's it's i i'd
236:58
rather a diamond pick with it but you
237:00
know not
237:00
terrible not the worst option
237:04
ha ha
237:07
[Music]
237:24
okay there's two guests i'm out i'm
237:27
trying to strategically get back to all
237:28
my stuff over there
237:31
well three districts
237:34
oh my god do these guys don't give up
237:37
no you need to run get out of that
237:39
render distance
237:41
uh okay oh wait what did you do
237:45
how did you what what
238:01
if i asked you why you died
238:05
i fell from a high place into the lava
238:09
but i could see my pickaxe it's like
238:13
oh no oh no oh
238:17
no i lost it all
238:20
have we lost it all chat oh [ __ ]
238:24
i've lost where i was wait what the [ __ ]
238:26
oh wow
238:27
oh [ __ ] boys boys no
238:31
this may be the end of the hero's
238:33
journey here for us
238:34
i think so because there's no like i was
238:37
being chased by gas
238:39
and then i fell into a hole it went so
238:42
well for so long
238:44
no oh no i'm so sorry
238:49
no well i've been at the game many times
238:51
i'm a minecraft pro i feel bad for you
238:53
you won't get it to experience the the
238:55
pure joy that comes along with um
238:59
i think this james telling me something
239:02
apparently people are saying reclaim
239:03
reclaim i don't know if we can reclaim
239:05
it
239:07
because i don't know oh i s
239:10
okay listen you know what i say we go
239:12
build a make a house
239:13
competition yeah let's just build a
239:15
house we we we gave it a good shot we
239:18
had a decent chance in beating the game
239:20
and we
239:21
we've i i say we failed we got really
239:24
close though we did good
239:28
should we let's give ourselves like a
239:29
time limit and we'll see the best house
239:31
each of us can build in 30 minutes in
239:34
creative mode
239:35
okay fair but this was a solid
239:39
i am permanently on fire though so
239:41
that's that's a nice touch
239:42
you may want to die again just there
239:44
might be a glitch
239:46
possibly oh okay okay oh oh no
239:49
survived it's over now dude it's over
239:53
andrew
239:54
but i'm sorry finn you'll never be
239:57
forgiven however i do
239:58
[Music]
240:00
i want to prove that i i am at least
240:03
better than you
240:04
at everything in minecraft so wow
240:07
i want a settled winner on okay who's
240:10
better at this game
240:11
and to do that we're gonna we're gonna
240:12
have a house building competition chat
240:13
decides
240:14
i don't know what happens to the loser
240:16
whoever loses
240:18
i think that might just be up for the
240:19
chat
240:21
but true true also up to chat should we
240:24
give that should we give them the power
240:25
of that
240:26
of just deciding whatever happens you
240:28
can have this power
240:29
you get to decide if you lose chat
240:31
decides what
240:32
you're if you lose your chat will decide
240:34
what happens if i lose my chat we'll
240:36
decide
240:37
okay but but we get to go creative mode
240:40
yes we're gonna just be the most
240:42
creative we're not gonna be able to see
240:44
each other's builds
240:46
i would say we i wanna surprise what's
240:48
the time what how much time should we
240:49
give ourselves for it
240:53
how much time solid 30 minutes
240:57
30 minutes yeah i could build a
241:00
solid house in 30 minutes okay are you
241:03
serious
241:04
i'm i'm a talented guy i
241:07
no i know you're talented but i i'm kind
241:09
of scared now then
241:10
oh god all right let's see
241:14
let's see who gets the best one all
241:17
right
241:18
all right i'm a little scared should we
241:20
should we should we uh
241:21
i'm gonna okay oh i don't know i feel
241:24
scared about my chat having this much
241:26
power but okay
241:26
and you need to give me game mode by the
241:28
way i don't know i don't have game
241:30
oh how do i give you game mode uh is
241:32
there cheats on or something
241:34
is that i don't know how you do i can go
241:35
into game mode for something you can do
241:37
i think you can do slash game mode
241:39
creative finster or slash game mode
241:42
either one of those oh got it got it got
241:44
it
241:58
oh wait what
242:01
there it is okay i got it i didn't press
242:04
enter correctly okay i'm going to scout
242:07
a location
242:08
let me put on that let me put on a thing
242:09
on the screen one sec i want to put like
242:11
a uh
242:11
a versus like a battle thing
242:16
okay mine won't be mine will be like
242:19
i don't know it'll be nice looking okay
242:24
hopes hopefully okay it's a build that i
242:28
normally do for houses
242:30
interior doesn't count because interior
242:31
takes too long
242:33
okay yeah okay
242:37
all right and while we're building i
242:40
have questions to i ask
242:42
okay want to get girl month five
242:45
on it how long
242:49
are you going to be a female four
242:53
we've got um i've done this thing of
242:56
like giving chat
242:57
an amount of like time let's decide
243:00
whether i'm gonna go wearing it
243:02
because we've got harrison
243:07
oh my gosh i'm well you know i take
243:09
break but i've got
243:10
bob's on all the time fully you know no
243:12
guy clothes allowed
243:13
for now they keep donating in like 20
243:16
thousand dollars
243:17
did you burn your guy clothes i have not
243:20
burned my guy clothes
243:21
no i think that's the next step you
243:23
gotta perma burn it
243:26
i doubt you'll beat me in this minecraft
243:29
game
243:30
in this minecraft build let me see i
243:33
think i'll get it i doubt it
243:36
i'm gonna add it i think mine will look
243:38
very good
243:40
i disagree we will see two months baby
243:45
okay next question when you eat cereal
243:48
do you eat cereal i do eat cereal
243:50
occasionally
243:52
okay when you eat cereal what do you
243:54
pour in first
243:56
the the cereal you think i'm some sort
243:59
of
244:00
monster are you insane what do you
244:06
wait wait do you pour the milk in first
244:12
please tell me you don't pour the milk
244:13
in first
244:15
don't do this to me
244:19
do you really
244:22
here's i do
244:25
[Music]
244:26
but there's a good reason and i've told
244:31
everyone this reason many times and then
244:34
their only response is
244:35
just no and i'm like that's not a good
244:38
enough response
244:39
is it because it stays crispier yes
244:42
but it's wrong though it's objectively
244:45
wrong
244:46
it's a wrong thing to do if it's if it's
244:49
scientifically correct why is it
244:51
objectively wrong
244:52
i can argue that i should be able to
244:54
commit tax fraud all day
244:56
but it's not right to do it
245:00
true
245:04
a lot of people do well yeah but
245:07
they're kind of bad they're wrong though
245:09
right are they not
245:12
well like yes but wait actually i'm
245:16
gonna make this pink
245:18
but but can you give the argument
245:20
against
245:21
why having solid like sorry
245:24
crunchy cereal is a bad thing
245:29
no it's not that it's the okay at least
245:31
some needs it
245:32
it can't be fully dry it needs to be
245:35
partially absorbed
245:36
it's the thing it well it's it gets the
245:38
coating of the milk
245:39
if you pour in milk first and then you
245:42
gently pour in your cereal
245:44
it gets the milk coating well yeah if
245:47
you pour in the but yeah
245:48
exactly what do you mean all right if
245:51
you pour
245:51
in the milk oh no what no it doesn't yes
245:53
exactly only a very
245:55
small layer of it touches the thing
245:58
no one thin sliver of the cereal gets to
246:02
gets touched by it no but when you scoop
246:05
it up
246:06
it like dunks itself in the milk but
246:08
only ever so slightly that you get that
246:10
hint
246:13
i disagree i'm thinking so also also
246:16
also your milk
246:18
will not get um like the disgusting milk
246:21
you know what
246:25
it won't get disgusting because you
246:26
don't have any like
246:29
cereal just sitting in it so let's say
246:31
you're done with the cereal
246:32
but then you have a bowl of milk left
246:35
do you normally drink the soggy donating
246:38
like sorry the instead of burning would
246:41
actually be a decent donation goal
246:44
wait say that again someone has
246:45
committed sin in my chat what
246:47
you said what's in they have
246:51
they're on board with your idea of uh
246:53
more permanently removing guy clothes
246:56
they didn't do it you would do it they
246:58
said they didn't say better they said
246:59
charity shop which is
247:00
technically i guess a better option
247:04
what a great idea that i'm not gonna do
247:06
how cool
247:08
you should because when are you ever
247:09
going to need those clothes ever again
247:11
come on
247:14
okay i'm pulling out all the stuff
247:17
that i can't keep up with watching the
247:19
vods
247:21
okay wait now i'm pulling all the stops
247:23
i'm a little scared
247:27
what the [ __ ] god please okay did anyone
247:29
know you could do that what the [ __ ] i
247:30
don't know you could do that
247:32
do what never to fear
247:36
that you can fail at building this house
247:38
so i win so you'd have to burn all your
247:39
guy clothes
247:40
yay damn it you're like a member of my
247:45
chat
247:45
you're a member of my chat i could tell
247:49
of course i am i mean i do watch your
247:52
streams
247:53
that is true especially when you try to
247:56
apply eyeliner
247:57
that that i'm just like yeah it's hard
248:01
can do you ever consider um when you put
248:05
on eyeliner
248:06
an easy way is put your hand on your
248:08
cheek
248:10
yeah it's just that i i don't know i've
248:12
just never like had
248:13
that give you stability i guess so
248:16
i've just never like been good at it
248:20
i think also what you can do is when you
248:22
mess up running just draw
248:24
thicker then you'll never mess up just
248:26
draw just
248:27
what sorry thicker just draw your
248:29
eyeliner thicker
248:30
yeah like that's what i do that's
248:32
exactly what yeah
248:34
as i can that's what i do and then
248:36
you'll never have made a mistake
248:39
that's a great uh idea that's a great
248:42
idea
248:43
what the [ __ ] is going on here oh [ __ ]
248:46
okay i think i is is
248:50
if rose wins track can make him burn his
248:52
clothes so it's a win-win
248:53
wait how she's not a win-win if he wins
248:57
then he's not going to burn his clothes
248:59
exactly that's a lose lose or at least
249:02
give his clothes away for charity
249:04
exactly
249:06
oh you should sell your clothes for
249:09
charity to chat
249:10
and then there will be so many uh
249:13
shrimps who would want to purchase it
249:16
that's a terrible plan how is that being
249:18
powered
249:20
oh [ __ ] that i forget this is the most
249:23
scuffed
249:24
redstone you're redstoning okay wait
249:28
that's cheating
249:30
that's like what i got it's like saying
249:32
wait you're building
249:33
fancy that's cheating i don't like the
249:35
fact that you're using your uh
249:37
your abilities [ __ ] no it's
249:40
cheating no no it's not gone because
249:43
redstone will clearly win
249:46
how will it clearly win if yours looks
249:48
better but i've got a
249:49
a redstone machine that spits out pork
249:52
chops is not going to win
249:56
but now well i don't know if mine looks
249:58
better
249:59
because i don't know what yours your
250:01
building look like
250:02
it's in this i am [ __ ] stupid i've
250:05
been doing the wrong
250:06
i'm stressed i'm stressed fantastic i'm
250:08
stressed there we go oh don't be
250:09
stressed
250:10
i'm so stressed out don't be stressed
250:13
just accept that you'll lose
250:14
and then you don't have to be stressed i
250:17
will win
250:18
i will win i will win i will i'm
250:22
ta okay all
250:23
[Music]
250:25
[Laughter]
250:27
and being like no no just lose just lose
250:30
and it'll be fine you'll do great yeah
250:34
you'll love always having girl clothes
250:36
it's so much fun
250:39
you love girl clothes i'm mimicking you
250:42
i'm mocking you
250:44
let's do this that should go
250:49
i'm making the color scheme very
250:53
thin thin color skinny okay wait who's
250:56
the one that's deciding this by the way
250:57
i should ask
250:59
like who's like how are we doing the
251:01
because uh chat's gonna be biased to
251:03
some
251:03
to either one of us how do we do this
251:06
either chat is going to be biased in
251:08
some way
251:11
oh i'll have henry come and judge
251:16
he's completely unbiased most biased
251:20
no no no no completely unbiased legit he
251:22
when it comes to houses or when it comes
251:24
to like
251:25
giving opinions he's very unbiased okay
251:29
all right
251:35
i don't know i trust my chat to not be
251:37
biased right chat
251:41
they're pretty level-headed indeed
251:46
indeed
251:49
i love that you say indeed it's a good
251:52
british word
251:53
it is it is bollocks bollocks
251:57
is that actually a curse word well you
252:00
know you wouldn't say it in front of a
252:01
kid
252:02
you know sort of thing you know like
252:03
it's it wouldn't be allowed on tv
252:06
sort of cursive but it's you know it's
252:08
more like it sounds so
252:09
cute like bollocks to me it sounds
252:12
adorable because it's like bollocks
252:14
bollocks
252:28
is good though yeah you could say the
252:31
dog's bollocks like if something is the
252:33
dog's body
252:34
it's like you know it's the best it's
252:37
the
252:37
it's the tits you know it's great it's
252:40
the sick
252:41
i don't know what do i know
252:47
i don't know why that's considered good
252:49
in the uk
252:51
oh yeah apparently dogs balls we love
252:54
that we love that over here it's our
252:56
favorite
252:58
interesting i'm learning a lot about the
253:00
uk that i
253:01
don't know if i like to learn cultural
253:04
acceptance that's
253:05
that's what we preach here let's do this
253:08
let's do
253:10
oh shoot shoo all right mine
253:13
is looking fly i think
253:17
oh they're all there
253:22
okay i'm not keeping a timer by the way
253:24
so i have no idea how much time we have
253:26
i don't know either well i'm sure
253:29
there's like a degree of like we'll be
253:31
nice to each other
253:32
and more yeah yeah even if you can't
253:35
finish in like exactly 30 minutes that's
253:37
fine
253:37
yeah exactly exactly exactly
253:42
i like this yeah it's a nice
253:46
wholesome uh friendly competition
253:50
yeah it's peaceful too there's no like
253:52
fault lava falling holes
253:55
and i'm not afraid of ghasts
253:58
what if a creeper comes and blows up all
254:01
houses that would be bad
254:02
that would be pretty pretty not good i
254:04
would say
254:06
yeah i'm a little afraid that might
254:08
happen i like how potastics chat will be
254:11
biased towards her and i'll check you'll
254:13
be biased against you
254:14
yeah there's no way i ever win this
254:16
muslim uh i got a mustache just donated
254:18
saying fantastic chat will be biased
254:20
towards her
254:21
and my chat will be biased against me so
254:23
it's like
254:24
wait then let's do this let's do both
254:26
chat votes
254:29
what a great idea completely fair
254:33
yeah i i think that is the penultimate
254:35
fairness
254:36
exactly penultimate so there's another
254:39
there's another ultimate somewhere
254:42
yes the omega ultimate omega
254:45
make her ultimate how far are you with
254:47
your house
254:48
not sweet have you built the roof
254:53
uh yeah that was fast okay
254:56
shoot i gotta catch up
255:02
um
255:06
yeah we'll do pink well actually
255:11
yeah my house is looking very nice
255:14
if i do say so myself i will pat myself
255:22
okay so the interior is not allowed
255:25
well you know interior exterior what's
255:27
the difference
255:30
there is a huge difference i'm doing
255:31
interior but you'll see why
255:34
oh no i'm gonna lose i'm doing exterior
255:38
only
255:39
well you know that's just a preference
255:41
i'd say of uh
255:42
you wanting to lose more so that's fine
255:44
no no
255:45
no no no no no it's cause mine is very
255:49
fancy
255:51
i've got like pink pink wool i mean pink
255:54
wool uh what do you call it roof going
255:57
on
255:58
pink wall roof going on okay yeah
256:03
what is your roof uh
256:08
okay yeah it's uh you know it's
256:15
sophisticated color scheme we've got
256:18
oh no not even slightly
256:22
i'm trying to make my match
256:26
oh look at there's an enderman in my he
256:28
wouldn't
256:29
he wouldn't mess it up woody no i don't
256:30
think he would what the [ __ ]
256:37
that looks smashing does henry wait i
256:40
i've
256:40
like only watched does henry actually
256:42
play minecraft a good bit
256:44
no he he doesn't
256:48
which is a shame i've i've tried to make
256:50
him play minecraft with me and he was
256:51
like
256:52
nah and i was like wow but he can
256:55
but he's still got good taste in
256:56
minecraft related homes
256:59
uh yeah i would say so okay all right i
257:02
i feel
257:03
i feel fair with him being at least a
257:05
vote would you really
257:06
you'll take his judgment uh yeah you
257:09
know i feel like i could impress henry
257:11
actually i feel more safe with henry's
257:13
vote than chat's vote to be honest with
257:15
you
257:16
okay okay okay fair fair we'll go we'll
257:18
go with that then
257:20
okay so you should be trembling in your
257:23
pants
257:24
my homeless in my spirit goddamn good
257:28
okay
257:34
but i'm like speedy builder though
257:36
that's the thing
257:42
isn't it supposed to be okay so is it
257:44
who builds the better like
257:46
functionality home or the better looking
257:49
just better like by henry's vote it's
257:50
just like i'm just gonna go
257:52
based on like henry goes which one's
257:55
cooler you know and just whatever
257:56
henry's okay he can make up his own
257:59
rule set i guess okay okay fair
258:04
okay
258:09
my chat saying mine looks pretty cute oh
258:13
hell yeah very cool are you trembling
258:17
nope oh wow i like the confidence
258:20
i'm uh i'm doing all right actually i'm
258:23
just thunking a little bit
258:24
what's gonna be the most like i'm
258:28
i'm trying to come up with like
258:30
technically impressive stuff that
258:33
someone will go like oh
258:34
you know
258:38
i'm doing it oh
258:41
okay i gotta get back to this oh [ __ ] i
258:44
could have made a really cool thing
258:45
[ __ ] uh
258:51
damn okay whoa wait [ __ ]
258:55
designs what i'm like really weak on the
258:58
cps of finn is insane
258:59
that's crazy because
259:03
cps it's a good term say goodbye to guys
259:07
i
259:08
i need a i need a good stylist uh [ __ ]
259:13
i've made i've made minecraft bases
259:14
before
259:16
[ __ ] i always make like structures i
259:18
don't usually make like
259:20
ah okay chant help me chat help me out
259:22
chat
259:23
[ __ ] lovely ain't that my okay sorry
259:31
no help from chat i've got an idea i've
259:33
got a good idea chat chat means nothing
259:35
to me anymore i've got a great idea
259:37
wow okay abandoned yeah not even not
259:40
even a
259:41
question about it
259:45
can i do this
259:49
okay oh i could do these trapdoors
259:55
how fancy you're getting wait how do i
259:59
how does iron trap doors work oh
260:02
you need to give them power iron doors
260:05
and
260:05
anything iron that you need to get the
260:06
power
260:08
ah fine look fine what the [ __ ]
260:12
whoops isn't there a thing called like
260:16
there you go i spelled it wrong stairs
260:22
i need some stars
260:26
my color scheme kind of got wonky but oh
260:28
well
260:31
it's fine i really don't think you'll
260:34
have a problem with that
260:36
in the final thing oh with your color
260:38
scheme i have no
260:39
i'm just there's no color scheme it's
260:42
just
260:43
i'm just doing i'm just doing things as
260:46
it pops up into my head you know
260:48
oh well then it'll be much more organic
260:52
that's for sure
260:53
yeah mine isn't that organic
260:57
okay okay what does organic mean
261:02
oh you've like is it more like you've
261:04
just done it what you've done it once
261:05
before so now you can kind of replicate
261:07
it
261:07
like that yeah yeah yeah right
261:09
interesting an interesting idea
261:12
i wonder if that will help you
261:15
yeah well it will my house looks
261:17
freaking fly
261:19
oh okay fighting words but all right
261:24
it looks a hell of flat
261:27
um i'm gonna spend way too much time on
261:29
dumb stuff like this
261:36
oh yes what
261:41
okay by the way no spoilers please i'm
261:44
panicking
261:44
yeah no i don't want to be spoiled but
261:46
then again i don't have enough time to
261:47
look at chat to check
261:50
oh okay cause chat messaged me and then
261:53
they gave me a little bit of hope they
261:55
said you got this
261:57
really that's abs that's that's kind of
261:59
upsetting a little bit
262:03
the fact that they're that confident
262:04
about it
262:07
they saw what i'm doing and they're like
262:08
you got this fam
262:10
although i think you're gonna have
262:11
amazing redstone
262:14
which there's not enough time to do
262:16
anything like crazy is the issue
262:22
same for me i couldn't i've got one
262:25
show stopper but like it's gonna take me
262:27
a minute
262:28
to actually do it if i decide to do it
262:32
i have one thing that i think could win
262:34
me the competition
262:37
oh and i haven't done it yet and chat
262:39
doesn't know what it is
262:40
and i think i i think i might have been
262:42
the first one to invent it
262:45
really yeah i'm very excited i don't
262:48
know because i don't know if i'm going
262:49
to be able to do it because i can't
262:51
figure out a good way of this working
262:55
oh [ __ ] i am okay building a home in
262:58
which you would even even you would love
262:59
to live in
263:00
okay this is a terrible idea but i'm
263:02
going to do it
263:05
oh this is an awful idea this is an
263:07
awful awful awful idea
263:09
okay all of that's got to go uh
263:14
[Music]
263:16
i'm gonna be so sad if like it turns out
263:19
you've been doing like just troll stuff
263:21
and i've been actually trying to build a
263:22
home no no i'm actually
263:23
i'm really trying to make me sad no i'm
263:27
really really trying i'm really really
263:28
trying
263:32
ooh wait okay not bad not bad not bad
263:36
okay the oak looks weird though
263:39
that's a better spot for it i might want
263:42
to replace all this which
263:43
sucks
263:46
darn it i messed up it's a terrible idea
263:51
you are toast things everyone's curious
263:52
they said that i'm toast
263:54
oh [ __ ] okay this is this is okay
263:58
if there's anything that's gonna redeem
263:59
me it's gonna be this
264:02
but i am scared that's a bad spot for it
264:04
i'm just now realizing
264:05
[ __ ] okay uh it'll be here okay don't
264:08
worry if it makes you feel better i
264:09
realized i made a mistake in one of my
264:11
building materials and
264:13
something else looks much better so i'm
264:14
redoing it
264:16
okay all right
264:22
i should just work on interior but
264:24
interior design is like my weakest
264:26
weakest it's my strongest it's my
264:29
strongest point
264:30
really i'm like mainly focusing on that
264:34
that's why like this is gonna be a weird
264:36
competition
264:38
yeah interior versus exterior
264:41
wait that kind of makes me sad because
264:43
like that makes me think if we had
264:45
combined powers
264:46
we could build something incredible i
264:48
know right
265:02
i'm thinking i should do it here this is
265:05
going to be so tough
265:09
all right that's good enough i'm i'm
265:12
i'm i'm packing i'm not going to lie i'm
265:15
a little bit
265:16
panicked why because
265:20
i want to build this i want to impress
265:21
henry easy second place don't
265:23
do it i'm pretty confident i could get
265:26
second place
265:28
i could get second place there's only
265:30
two places to win though
265:34
okay i'm pretty confident i can impress
265:37
henry as well
265:38
you're his girlfriend it's
265:41
easier okay shockingly a lot of people
265:44
think that right
265:45
but wait what very savage oh i thought
265:48
you were going to say like
265:50
he's not actually my boyfriend you're
265:52
like a lot of people
265:54
blow everyone's mind in chat they'd be
265:56
like i'm sorry
265:57
what yeah we've never actually publicly
266:00
confirmed that we're dating so it
266:01
doesn't
266:02
yeah he's actually my best friend
266:06
i mean he is in some degree oh do you
266:09
have a girlfriend
266:13
or a boyfriend i don't know
266:16
i'm doing something and i was just like
266:18
i thought it broke for a second a chat
266:20
has informed me that i am definitely not
266:21
the first person to do this
266:22
however no it's still pretty epic
266:27
damn chat stealing his stuff stealing my
266:30
thunderchat it's upsetting
266:34
oh you have a girlfriend okay i do okay
266:37
you know what this might actually be
266:38
no i don't have a girlfriend no i'm
266:40
answering
266:41
uh yes i'm dating myself
266:45
that's a little weird self-centered
266:48
sorry no no i'm dating finn
266:50
and uh oh yes you're right of course
266:53
how is finn i heard he's a nice chap
266:56
finn's an idiot
267:00
what do you see in him he's he he plays
267:03
minecraft
267:04
real good he's really good at minecraft
267:06
i i don't know that just really gets me
267:08
going as a as a
267:09
get your knees quaking yeah i was on his
267:12
tinder profile and i was just a meat i
267:14
was a fire hose
267:16
quickest left swipe i've ever done is it
267:19
right or left i forget
267:20
i don't i've never used it
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you've never used tinder i've well
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not really i've used it in the sense of
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like i've used it as like a bit of a
267:30
meme for a video but that's kind of it
267:32
ah
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okay i've got time i'll do interior too
267:37
interior crocodile alligator
267:44
oh it's so dark can we make it bright
267:49
that's an advantage i've got
267:53
you have brights i have i have like full
267:56
bright then i have like
267:57
uh ultimate gamma big gamma boy oh oh
267:59
that's right oh that's right that's
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right i was gonna be like
268:02
you have lantern and still oh speaking
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of i should have lantern installations
268:09
it would look so super cute
268:18
i am just completely lost when it comes
268:20
to timing ourselves but whatever
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no there is no time anymore there is
268:24
just whenever we at this point yeah i
268:25
just want to see because i want to see
268:27
what this amazing thing you're about to
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make you know
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yes i i do think that you'll probably be
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impressed by it i think i hope i'm
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really oh
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oh oh
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okay i think you'll be impressed by my
268:45
out
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word skills oh okay that's good
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oops okay okay
268:54
it's very dark i need i need some light
268:56
holy [ __ ] that got lucky
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oh it's
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all right hi i just wanted to say i love
269:08
your content and it has helped me feel
269:10
much more confident in myself
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have a great stream you let me be like
269:17
i'm an idiot i place this in the wrong
269:19
place no you are not
269:20
well give yourself some more credit sir
269:23
i i did play something in the complete
269:25
wrong place
269:30
oh mine has an upstairs
269:33
i'm really hoping she didn't notice that
269:36
oh an upstairs
269:37
that's very epic it has a very small
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upstairs
269:42
mine has a downstairs okay
269:46
so i guess by by definition it has an
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upstairs
269:49
yeah then it has an upstairs if it has a
269:51
downstairs yeah i guess
269:53
technically i don't know why i define
269:54
that like that
269:57
all right yeah looks pretty good
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i know what i'm gonna make
270:04
how do you make a chair uh
270:08
what nothing
270:13
don't mind me just nothing
270:16
okay okay
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um
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how do you make a computer
270:30
how does one make a computer i don't
270:33
remember
270:33
how does one make a computer in the in
270:37
the game
270:38
yeah that's gonna be real high it's a
270:39
lot of redstone that you need to know i
270:40
thought maybe you know a lot more about
270:41
redstone than me
270:43
i'm gonna make an old t flip flop i i i
270:46
meant like how do you make something
270:47
that looks like a computer but not
270:48
actually
270:49
computers there are people that have
270:51
made actual computers too
270:53
oh my gosh have you seen those they're
270:55
nuts no
270:56
yeah they're crazy people have made
270:58
actual minecraft computers they fully
271:00
they work completely and everything oh
271:04
it's chad told me
271:08
huh chad told me how to make a computer
271:14
oh how very cool how does a chair
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okay
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can you make chairs in this game well
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you can't actually sit in chairs
271:30
so i guess no um okay okay never mind
271:34
that should be an update yeah that
271:36
actually would be kind of cool i think a
271:38
loads of mods have done that but
271:39
minecraft never really fully has
271:41
committed to it
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or just about okay
271:46
and then if i turn that off
271:49
okay and then if i do that doesn't
271:53
really look like a chair
271:56
okay i'm gonna quickly do like okay and
271:59
then if i go
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heck in that way
272:03
oh glow item frame
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oh you found the glow squid items
272:10
well done yeah it was like glow oh that
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looks
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fancy indeed
272:16
okay i'm just gonna what color is your
272:19
mouse
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what uh what color is your mouse i got a
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black mouse but it's
272:26
it can be glow multi colors oh okay
272:35
do you have a flower pot i did it
272:38
uh okay what you built it well almost
272:41
oh [ __ ] that's an issue
272:45
oh [ __ ] that really is an issue how am i
272:47
gonna do that
272:49
uh this needs to be all well [ __ ] it
272:52
this can be like that i guess that's a
272:53
it's a bit of a cheap
272:54
bet but it's gonna have to happen this
272:56
way okay
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no i can't
273:03
okay how is that happening okay
273:07
so damn i've got i got a stream room
273:10
going in here
273:11
you got a stream room yeah
273:14
holy [ __ ] yeah you okay why i thought
273:16
you said you were bad at interior design
273:18
you have a streaming room already in a
273:19
minecraft house
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yeah i'm pretty bad at it but uh
273:25
this is the one time i'm giving my all
273:28
left
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[Music]
273:34
okay this is like me beating up on finn
273:37
in a game of csgo
273:38
it's just not fair
273:42
chat okay chad can see this but no you
273:44
can't all right chat i want you to watch
273:46
this
273:46
chat watch this real quick right ah
273:53
i mean that's kind of cool that is
273:55
pretty cool
273:58
i mean come on that's pretty epic
274:01
is it cool enough i would argue that it
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is
274:05
very cool enough
274:09
okay you can argue that
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hey chet what do you think of my little
274:15
home
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and they're all like sucks i'm just
274:20
kidding
274:21
it sucks okay so
274:24
that would make my heart break if chat
274:27
says that
274:28
oh i'll even have
274:31
i'm even gonna have a dining table oh
274:33
wow
274:34
that is snazzy i don't
274:38
are you building a home yeah
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okay what do you mean i just want to
274:44
make sure
274:44
cause so i did stop reading
274:49
okay okay okay
274:53
will corrupt this it's very important my
274:56
methods remain a secret it's copyrighted
274:59
ah okay okay okay god i got it got it
275:05
so once you go upstairs
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huh the issue with my upstairs is you
275:12
could barely move around
275:13
upstairs hmm
275:16
that's a big issue
275:19
that's a pretty large issue i'd say yeah
275:22
that you can't really move
275:24
yeah um maybe i can do a
275:29
oh fixed it
275:33
is genius mode
275:37
is genius
275:41
dude champ i'm having a hard time chat
275:44
uh
275:48
the skeleton's just chilling outside my
275:50
home like what's up
275:52
okay okay okay okay okay i'm solid i'm
275:54
sorry i'm so i'm so
275:55
i'm doing good i'm doing good i'm doing
275:56
good are you solid
275:58
huh i am i'm solid
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yeah yeah definitely a solid encounter
276:06
here wait if the creeper blows up that's
276:09
going to be unfair
276:10
is there a way to turn off mobs yeah
276:12
actually there is
276:15
how [ __ ] nailed it hell yeah
276:19
this is so [ __ ] good and then
276:24
oh chat okay all right now i can
276:26
actually
276:28
i know you can just do that but still
276:29
okay now i can actually kind of get
276:30
started on it
276:32
get started you didn't don't worry about
276:35
it
276:36
i've been doing a thing i've been doing
276:37
a thing
276:39
oh dear i'm a little worried by the fact
276:41
you said get started
276:43
don't worry i've been doing a thing
276:46
the home is uh you'll see it's this is
276:48
going to be an interesting competition
276:50
own in the judging i would say
276:52
can you can you get henry on the he'll
276:54
be on the mic for everything i want to
276:55
be out of here
276:56
when he talks about it yeah baby oh okay
276:59
then he'd have to jump in each other's
277:00
streams how about that and then he can
277:02
yeah i can add him to the call yeah you
277:03
gotta answer the call i want i wanna
277:05
hear his reaction to my house
277:10
i wanna watch your house you
277:18
am i going to be mind blown
277:21
mind blown is actually a pretty apt term
277:26
i'm very excited
277:32
okay i don't know what else to do
277:35
i'm like i'm speed i've been speedering
277:37
i've been in an 11 building at an 11
277:39
this entire time by the way i've not
277:41
taken
277:42
even a slight like time to think about
277:44
what i'm doing
277:46
i've been i've been very uh slow okay
277:49
you've been methodical about it i have
277:51
yes very methodical
277:55
i have been doing not that
277:58
i've been doing the opposite oh wait
278:03
oh this is perfect opportunity remember
278:06
[ __ ] it oh i can finally this is cool
278:13
okay
278:23
this is nice chat this is nice chat chat
278:25
i'm i'm looking good here
278:28
filled with knowledge
278:31
oh my god oh [ __ ] wait
278:34
can you heck can you um
278:40
god damn it i can't do that chat um
278:45
what do you need i can't do that heck
278:49
i someone hold one second i'm trying to
278:51
get a barrier block but i can't get a
278:53
barrier block
278:54
i can't get a barrier block chat how do
278:55
i get a barrier block without getting up
278:57
on the server
278:58
can you do you know how to opt me can
279:00
you is slash op a thing
279:03
i don't know if that's a thing it's just
279:05
a regular server though
279:06
flash op no hmm
279:11
what do you need though
279:14
okay i need you to not ask questions and
279:16
you just type a command for me
279:19
okay
279:23
type that slash in front of it okay give
279:29
barrier one
279:32
thank you what what's going on
279:36
don't worry about it i'm scared don't
279:38
worry about it i'm scared
279:40
don't worry about it
279:44
oh my god look at my beautiful
279:49
yo yo this house is freaking balls
279:53
this house is sick i'm really proud of
279:56
this actually
279:57
this is cool uh okay now i just need to
280:00
uh do
280:00
the rest of it
280:04
my house is epicness
280:08
it's legitness
280:11
uh you could put a stuff like in dual
280:15
boxes there
280:16
actually um that looks cute
280:19
chat what's that block chat what's that
280:21
block that is uh in the nether that
280:23
glows what's that block that's the in
280:25
the nether that glows what's it called
280:28
think of this one ah okay
280:32
thank you thanks chad i always forget
280:34
what this is
280:36
what they're helping you build i was
280:39
asking for a block name
280:45
all right i think mine looks pretty good
280:56
um
280:59
okay i like that painting a lot
281:03
okay wow i originally thought i wasn't
281:05
going to have time for the interior
281:07
design but
281:08
i have taken so long
281:12
[Music]
281:14
i like it though i appreciate it it's a
281:16
nail check
281:17
you're welcome thank you thank you thank
281:20
you nail check hold on one sec
281:22
there is my nails it won't focus i love
281:26
your nails they're good they're good
281:28
nails they're they're
281:29
i i will say they are very good nails i
281:31
do like the nails quite a lot
281:33
i want snails i want your nails
281:38
we want your nails yes i want your nails
281:40
i don't blame you
281:41
they're great you can't directly have
281:43
mine though that would be a
281:45
human rights violation why
281:48
i want your nails done but they're mine
281:50
they're on they're attached to me
281:54
it doesn't matter you can give us a
281:56
matter
281:57
it doesn't matter did i stutter i want
282:00
your nails boy
282:02
okay i gotta check a thing i have a
282:05
thing that i i'm
282:06
dude i'm adding so much stuff to this
282:08
and it's so dumb
282:10
mine's looking amazing
282:13
but chan i've got to do it i'm so sorry
282:16
pop
282:18
and minecraft
282:24
i'm looking for a screenshot of
282:26
something chat i made something quite a
282:28
while ago
282:29
and i don't remember how i did it and i
282:32
i genuinely
282:33
this is genuinely one of the i think the
282:36
fastest and the best method of doing one
282:38
redstone thing
282:40
and i don't remember what it was i don't
282:43
remember what i
282:43
how i did it exactly
282:49
[ __ ] i genuinely don't remember anything
282:51
about how i did this
282:53
[ __ ] you me i don't remember it heck
282:57
[Music]
283:03
i'm looking for i'm looking through my
283:04
screenshots fold right now chat
283:06
i am getting real detailed with my
283:09
description
283:11
i think i found it let's change p
283:14
into smg into l
283:18
hey guys i need some fun facts about
283:20
finn
283:21
what or rose i need some fun fact about
283:23
rose
283:24
what are fun facts about rose that you'd
283:26
want to know
283:28
um sophie i could answer that i'm the
283:30
perfect
283:32
the top female minecraft streamer the
283:34
sexiest minecraft speedrunner
283:37
most shrimps are crude on twitch and
283:40
then i need one more
283:42
oh loves knives okay loves i do love
283:45
knives
283:46
live knives are pretty dope wow
283:50
i do like them that's a little scary
283:53
they're fun to play with do you have a
283:55
collection yeah
283:59
oh my gosh how many knives okay how
284:01
about swords
284:03
i don't own any swords they're not as
284:04
fun
284:06
f1 and 5t laugh why do you discount
284:10
swords but i don't necessarily discount
284:13
swords
284:14
but i don't i don't value them quite as
284:17
much
284:19
finland smooth thousand bits
284:22
okay [ __ ] okay let me do it
284:26
i have a question oh you can't put it
284:27
down huh what am i doing where am i
284:31
okay like that and then you go back here
284:34
and i did that there just buttons galore
284:37
for me
284:38
and chat i understand i know you're
284:40
amelia saying that's just a regulate no
284:42
it's not
284:42
shut up it's not and you need to shut up
284:45
what are you making i'm so
284:46
curious i hate chat they're they're
284:48
gonna they're gonna ridicule me
284:50
and i can feel it
284:53
heck what happened oh what you're making
284:55
i'm so curious though
284:56
who knows no one does
284:59
mystery indeed i've eaten at added
285:02
carpet
285:03
to my home at this point what what just
285:06
happened
285:07
what chance going chance saying a lot of
285:10
message and i don't know what it is
285:12
it's looking away for a half a second
285:15
this is the first upload to rose's new
285:18
minecraft channel
285:21
true what sorry
285:24
oh no the sword uh my child was pointing
285:26
out how a sword is just a big knife
285:29
i fundamentally disagree with that
285:31
assertion
285:34
how is it different it's very different
285:37
i'd say it's different because like
285:39
it's it's different it's very different
285:41
it's because okay
285:42
you know we we cut open something with
285:46
the sword
285:46
for cooking hence it's a knife fair
285:49
enough that's pretty
285:50
that's pretty badass yeah no i'd say i i
285:54
like folding knives i don't like uh
285:56
just regular old plain old knives i like
285:58
folding ones because they're like they
285:59
add an extra element of like engineering
286:01
to it
286:01
so like the ones i like most uh are ones
286:04
that have like like a
286:06
cool amount of like like cnc and stuff
286:09
you know they're very epic and
286:10
epic cnc yeah like cnc machines
286:15
they're pretty cool oh
286:21
[Music]
286:24
there you go i'm making you a house by
286:26
the way chat just in case you want to
286:27
copy this design this has never been
286:28
released on the internet before and to
286:30
my knowledge this is the fastest version
286:32
and most compact version ever made
286:34
so fun fact there's that just just in
286:37
case you wanted some redstone tips this
286:39
is genuinely my only claim to fame mumbo
286:41
jumbo style thing
286:43
he's gonna redstone i've got dude
286:46
what'd you expect ah
286:49
true true okay so i've completely
286:52
finished the upstairs
286:54
wow the actual house part of this is
286:58
underwhelming i'm
287:02
looking forward to it yeah but you'll
287:04
see you'll see
287:05
the old army bayonets were called swords
287:08
and the short ones i'm a little afraid
287:10
tonight
287:10
still use that name in bitcoin
287:14
i think henry does appreciate like
287:17
redstone wait what sorry
287:20
henry appreciates like smartness that's
287:23
what i'm kind of banking on because i've
287:24
never shown like
287:26
i've i think every like i don't know
287:28
that's why i asked if he played
287:29
minecraft because
287:30
this is much more technically impressive
287:32
if you play minecraft
287:35
um so i'm not sure we will see don't
287:37
doubt it i don't doubt it
287:39
all right my house is almost done oh god
287:43
actually yeah well you know
287:44
mine's getting uh getting there i'd say
287:47
interior needs some work
287:49
interior crocodile alligator
287:52
what is that huh you never heard that
287:55
song into your
287:56
crocodile alligator you've never heard
287:58
that song before please
288:00
no really that's the th yeah
288:03
oh my goodness interior crocodile
288:05
alligator i drive a chevrolet movie
288:08
theater
288:09
chat please ridicule her now finally our
288:12
chance
288:13
what what is he saying he's saying
288:16
english but i don't know what is the
288:17
word
288:19
it's english but it's not yeah it's like
288:22
he's saying something to me but i
288:25
interior crocodile alligator
288:28
that's why interior crocodile oh yeah i
288:31
think this cell fixes itself as well
288:35
i'm a gosh darn idiot that's why
288:38
no no initiator capable
288:43
creator
288:47
alligator i drive a chevrolet movie
288:50
theater
288:52
movie theater oh yeah you guys say
288:55
theater
288:56
we don't say theater in england
289:00
you know no
289:05
i swear i could get americans to believe
289:07
anything if i tried
289:08
if i really tried make me believe
289:12
something
289:13
what what that doesn't really how does
289:14
that then how you're expecting it
289:17
at some point i'll slip in a false fact
289:19
about okay how about how about tell me
289:20
like
289:21
two lies and one
289:24
truth about like
289:27
two lies and one truth okay
289:31
there are british people that much like
289:33
it's gross and we all think it's gross
289:34
but much like like chewing tobacco
289:36
like people will do the same thing with
289:38
tea because they like tea like that much
289:40
and it's just [ __ ] stupid uh like
289:43
they'll chew the raw tea and then just
289:45
spit it out like that's
289:46
just genuinely a like and more than like
289:49
like an a too substantial amount of the
289:52
population there
289:54
okay uh so that's one that's one
289:57
and then um okay in the uk every
290:01
swimming pool
290:02
right every single swimming pool has
290:04
like a level of glory and this is
290:05
anecdotal i will say
290:07
every single swimming pool in the uk has
290:09
a level of chlorine
290:11
higher than anyone else in the world i
290:14
haven't googled it
290:15
but every single time i enter a british
290:17
swimming pool you immediately upon
290:18
entering the room your eyes will get red
290:20
it is horrible it is a nasty experience
290:22
and you don't go to public pools every
290:24
public pool by the way it was also
290:25
really dirty
290:27
i don't know why maybe i just live in a
290:28
bad area but all of them have like
290:30
leaves and terrible stuff and i've
290:32
genuinely gone to a swimming pool where
290:33
there's
290:33
leaves in it not good okay thirdly
290:37
um sounds pretty believable the majority
290:39
of the british population even though
290:40
it's really
290:41
celebrated in america like despises the
290:44
royal family
290:47
oh the last one's a lie you guys
290:51
love your immortal queen not the last
290:54
one
290:56
the lie was the land the lie was the um
290:58
the lie was the [ __ ]
291:00
uh heck it the tea thing wait really
291:03
yeah who the [ __ ] why did you eat tea
291:06
why would you literally
291:07
it's chew tea some people might you
291:11
don't know there's some
291:12
okay there we have florida man so i
291:15
would believe if you guys have like
291:18
the british man the british man
291:22
luton airport man is pretty much
291:25
here for the people in the uk luton
291:28
airport man
291:29
that's what that is oh my god lutheran
291:31
airport's a
291:32
hell hole wooten airport
291:36
yeah luton's awful yeah people in my
291:38
chat are like true yeah luton's
291:39
lufthansa
291:40
genuinely a god-awful place luton
291:43
airport i'm going to say gluten airport
291:46
gluten is this most people in the uk are
291:49
gluten-free they
291:51
they're gluten intolerant i don't know
291:53
what i'm building anymore
291:56
[Music]
291:57
i was going to build a cool thing but i
291:59
forgive i mean i fight for a gift
292:02
forget the cool thing i don't know what
292:06
i'm
292:06
even my chat's like what the hell are
292:07
you making i don't know
292:13
i think i have an idea but i don't think
292:15
i have the time
292:16
how close are you to finishing your
292:18
glorious
292:19
i'm at the point where i could kind
292:24
of call done-ish kind of maybe not i
292:26
don't know
292:29
uh
292:32
okay let's use this thing [ __ ] was a
292:34
good place to put this
292:36
oh wait hold on just like right there
292:43
um the heck oh wait i can do one
292:46
oh this is so much easier
292:52
don't worry child you got pan
292:58
i think i know what i'm building
293:02
yeah that's it that's what it is okay
293:04
that's what i was missing there you go
293:10
yeah check this out
293:14
wow i sounded like such a check it out
293:18
valley girl well done i've been trying
293:20
to perfect the girl voice for
293:22
so so long can i hear it no i can't i
293:25
just can't do it it's just an
293:26
impossibility
293:28
like even to the point you could be like
293:29
okay give me the best you got and i
293:30
couldn't do it
293:31
i can't the best i can't do it it is
293:34
genuinely
293:34
impossible i don't know how anyone
293:36
managed to do it even slightly
293:39
i could do a guy's i could try to do a
293:41
male
293:42
voice
293:45
please can't just leave me on that
293:49
okay i gotta drink some coffee eat
293:52
coffee is a requirement for it
293:54
um
294:00
okay this is good already but all right
294:08
hi no wait
294:14
i think you're doing great the
294:15
occasional like giggle my
294:19
my voice hey finn
294:22
that's that's not terrible hey finn hey
294:25
pro
294:26
hey hey bro hey bro how's that girl
294:29
stuff going right now
294:31
you know that's pretty good i that's
294:33
pretty good actually i i i
294:35
i got some girlfriends
294:38
you've got some girlfriends we can all
294:40
just like hang out with
294:44
okay you need to work on your uh your
294:46
realism but
294:47
the voice is there wait what do what do
294:49
they say okay okay
294:51
hey hey man i have another
294:54
pair of tits last saturday night
294:58
you've got to see this pair of globes
295:00
bro
295:04
they were doing all sorts of jiggling
295:10
these
295:12
have you ever uh
295:15
never mind i don't know i don't know
295:16
what else
295:19
okay you know what the house is
295:22
nothing but i
295:25
i don't know where to go from here
295:28
okay so i don't know chat okay chat
295:31
personally do you think this is gonna be
295:34
enough it's fully functional
295:38
i don't think so mine's pretty fun
295:42
hey henry can i ask you a request
295:45
could you judge me and finn's house and
295:47
see who's the better house
295:50
can you be on call no bad oh [ __ ]
295:56
he's eating no okay well we'll we'll how
295:59
long is it gonna take to eat because
296:01
chat has just pointed how long are you
296:02
gonna take to eat
296:06
she left oh
296:10
wait are you are you finished you know
296:14
you know in a roundabout way
296:17
okay okay i think he'll eat and then by
296:20
the time you're done he's gonna be done
296:21
eating too
296:22
that's a good that's good
296:26
pretty sure pretty sure [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
296:28
[ __ ]
296:29
um i don't know how to do this [ __ ]
296:32
okay okay i think i could manage to just
296:35
about
296:36
get away with this and it's not gonna be
296:39
by
296:39
much is there anything that looks like
296:42
food in game that you could place
296:43
a cake oh god you could put down cake
296:46
did you forget about cake for a second
296:48
yeah i completely forgot that you could
296:50
put down cake and i was like
296:51
takes a thing indeed
296:54
indeed indeedy
296:58
all right i think mine's looking pretty
297:02
good
297:03
[Music]
297:05
pretty good i would say that's a pretty
297:08
a little bit barren on some parts but
297:10
it's gonna be okay
297:12
indeed yeah okay for the person saying
297:15
fix this no that's a part of it
297:20
everyone there's one guy refusing to be
297:23
quiet about this one thing and it's a
297:25
part of it it's an
297:26
intentional thing it's a feature not a
297:28
book
297:30
exactly
297:33
let's add some dimension that that's
297:35
gonna just do you know what this is
297:38
this is just gonna do
297:41
that i'll do that'll do it i'll do it
297:46
that'll do don't care about it what
297:49
action is that scottish
297:51
i think ah that's shrekish
297:56
i don't know my god i just do random
298:00
accents without really knowing what they
298:02
are
298:03
i'm sure that i don't have any scottish
298:05
friendship i can say we'll be offended
298:07
about it
298:07
there's tracks that's fair
298:11
it's shrek it's shrek speak that old
298:13
blue donkey
298:14
americans trying to think of what the
298:17
accident is
298:18
it's from shrek it's that language that
298:19
they speak and
298:21
i will not endlessly i can't do a
298:24
schoolish accent
298:25
squish makes me sad yeah
298:29
i've although i've been peer pressing
298:31
can you do an american accent
298:33
nope can you try
298:36
i love hearing british people try
298:38
american accents
298:40
it's so it's so precious it's always bad
298:42
it's
298:43
never good that's like no because it's
298:45
bad it's precious yeah
298:47
that's why i'm not gonna do it i'm not
298:48
gonna i'm i'm sorry it's because i'm
298:51
focused too much
298:51
maybe maybe afterwards i'll be less
298:53
focused okay okay
298:55
fair fair wow okay i am done with my
298:57
house
298:59
okay i'm gonna start sweetie swooty
299:02
making my way over to your house
299:04
what not yet you won't oh yes i will
299:08
no bad yes
299:11
this is scuffed well no no you're not
299:14
you're genuinely not allowed to come
299:15
here you know what's going on get out
299:16
get it get it
299:16
get away get away get away oh wait wait
299:20
wait shoot i forgot one thing fine you
299:22
have a
299:22
little bit more time because i forgot to
299:25
one aspect of my house
299:28
okay i'm gonna give this a test run all
299:30
right chat ready this is the official
299:31
test run this will look like all right
299:38
what god what oh
299:42
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
299:52
but where oh oh but
299:57
but why
300:00
okay chad do you think it's cool it's
300:02
cool right it is cool
300:03
all right now fully done it is pretty
300:05
cool is it not
300:07
okay i i genuinely think i have a chance
300:10
now
300:11
okay so you're done i'm gonna say i'm
300:14
done
300:15
okay i'm gonna say i am done too okay
300:18
hey honey
300:23
oh hold on okay i am
300:28
i'm doneish okay let me let me go poke
300:31
real quick
300:32
poke
300:44
let me just sound
300:50
it's looking good it's looking solid
300:52
boys it's looking solid boys
301:09
all right
301:14
some bad news or good news he says he
301:17
he'll be done in 15 minutes okay that is
301:20
good
301:21
i'm happy with mine i'm happy with mine
301:24
oh wait you're done with yours
301:28
uh
301:30
i would say i'm i'm i'm mostly done with
301:33
mine
301:35
mostly so there's still okay you still
301:37
have 15 minutes if you want well
301:39
you know there's at this point
301:43
i'm okay i'll i'll like add little
301:45
finishing touches i guess but i'm
301:47
i'm yeah maybe to the place where you
301:49
said like your house isn't really a
301:51
house
301:52
it is it is if it is a house okay
301:56
i would say that this this does count as
301:58
a house i could do
301:59
you know i've got 15 minutes do you want
302:01
to do something really fancy chat
302:03
that's just like a little side thing you
302:04
know let's do something really fancy
302:06
oh no stop with the red red
302:09
the red please not the red not the red
302:13
you're going to
302:14
beat me i might i'm feeling more and
302:17
more confident about this now that it's
302:19
functioning
302:21
oh no how the turns have table because
302:24
at first i was like okay
302:26
i got this but then the more you i hear
302:28
you talking the more i'm like oh
302:30
i don't think i got this yeah it gets
302:32
harder as it goes
302:34
i feel like mine will be so boring oh
302:37
god
302:38
chad has done uh chad has given me an
302:40
interesting thing but i don't know what
302:42
to do with
302:44
okay i won't do the fancy thing i'll do
302:46
what i'll do what the fifteen minutes
302:49
15 minutes that i have i'll do redstone
302:52
i would that is a great idea i don't
302:56
know how though
302:59
it's not too bad you just just mess
303:01
around with stuff that you think is
303:02
going to be cool
303:04
okay i mean if you like i could always
303:06
come over and help no
303:08
no no no you shall not see don't you
303:10
freaking dare
303:12
i won't especially because this is a
303:14
house that i made for you
303:16
oh it's for me
303:20
very cool i have to get inspired and you
303:23
were my inspiration for this house
303:27
oh i got it i got it it's the win insta
303:29
went instantly i know how i'm going to
303:31
install it
303:34
oh this is do you like um do you have
303:36
any pets in real life
303:38
i i i my parents i have a i have a dog
303:41
and a cat i don't have what they're not
303:42
leaving my house but it's parents house
303:43
and i see them all the time
303:44
uh who do you love more what
303:48
you can't ask me that he asked me what i
303:50
don't know
303:51
your dog or your cat you can't ask me
303:53
that the dog but you can't ask me that
303:56
yes i can you can't ask me such a
303:58
question the dog definitely the dog but
303:59
you can't ask me such a thing
304:01
oh yeah both equally
304:05
yeah both equally except the cats are
304:07
bastard
304:10
cats are awful they call the cat
304:13
cat has created numerous cuts on my
304:16
body many times he sucks
304:21
oh uh what's your dog and cat's name
304:25
uh the dog's called milo the cat is
304:27
called eric
304:30
oh they're both male yeah
304:33
oh ah indeed
304:36
indeed okay god how am i going to do
304:39
this [ __ ] um
304:40
this is going to be [ __ ] difficult
304:42
actually is that how you spell it
304:45
i don't know that'll work
304:50
there you go
304:53
oh i'm confused he's gonna love it
304:58
will i this is a 10 out of 10 house
305:02
without a doubt alrighty
305:07
with chad i'm going to need to do a bit
305:10
of terraforming here to make this work
305:12
but it could still work
305:21
oh that doesn't really work out oh
305:31
that's okay i can fix this does that
305:34
look natural there you go
305:36
like if this was like oh [ __ ] that's not
305:39
gonna work
305:40
it needs to be fully like that what the
305:43
[ __ ] that's not gonna work at all how am
305:45
i supposed to
305:46
blend
305:49
having some struggles no not one bit i'm
305:53
having no stress
305:57
i have the perfect idea chet don't worry
305:59
about it i have the perfect idea
306:03
okay so let's play with redstone what a
306:06
great idea
306:07
here's redstone dust what does block of
306:10
redstone do
306:11
it's like a permanent power block
306:14
okay that's good that's good so like if
306:17
you place a block of redstone next to
306:19
a piston the piston will activate and
306:21
it'll just stay on
306:23
i oh oh [ __ ] i named it okay
306:27
sorry sorry sorry sorry chat's yelling
306:29
at me that i named something incorrectly
306:32
was it mike was was it the was it the
306:34
pet name
306:35
yeah the pet name okay i thought it's a
306:39
y
306:40
oh no a regular milo or eric i don't
306:44
know which one you misspelled
306:45
actually i misspelled both of them
306:49
i put a y in either name god damn
306:53
that's duck erik or milo
306:58
erik
307:02
okay that looks all right this looks
307:04
pretty good so this would be
307:06
like that i don't know i think my house
307:07
is just so good right now
307:09
okay okay if i touch it it's going to be
307:12
bad
307:14
if you touch this won't be bad because i
307:18
also thought of what can you do with
307:19
redstone and the only thing i can think
307:21
of is blowing something up and i don't
307:22
want to blow things up
307:24
yeah that's true i mean you can do a lot
307:26
of stuff with redstone but that is one
307:28
of the main ones
307:31
explosion indeed okay
307:34
let's do all right this needs to be
307:38
waterproof i guess i'm so excited to see
307:42
yours i'm like so curious because you
307:44
keep making these noises and i'm like
307:46
how's it gonna go give me your hands
307:47
give me hints no
307:48
[Laughter]
307:50
no nothing at all
307:53
give me a hint to how epic it'll be
307:56
pretty cool
307:57
pretty cool i think it'll be pretty epic
308:00
oh my god oops
308:05
this is just a little simple bit here i
308:07
can do pretty quick all right
308:08
i like this i like this looking good
308:14
ta-da
308:18
i need oh yeah i don't have bathrooms in
308:20
my house
308:22
sadly yeah no me neither don't worry i
308:25
didn't even get close to thinking about
308:26
bathrooms for a while
308:27
i i can give you one hint is that the
308:29
bed is very
308:30
impromptu the bad
308:34
i had to just kind of go someone in chat
308:36
was like you need to add a bed and i was
308:37
like oh my god
308:38
i've like i've got no space left oh
308:42
we'll see oh my gosh
308:54
here's a bathroom there you go
308:58
that's a bathroom right you sit on that
308:59
and then you take a boat i'm just gonna
309:01
be really lazy about this
309:03
because okay my bathroom's the laziest
309:05
part
309:09
okay that's that's that's significantly
309:11
lazy i was gonna do something like
309:12
pressure plates and like t-flip-flop i
309:15
can't be bothered
309:16
oh my gosh are you amazed yet
309:23
are you scared are you feeling a little
309:25
bit frightened
309:27
i am shaking it in my boots oh my god
309:30
wait but what's the best part of it is
309:32
that we collect your poop here
309:35
what what so sorry uh repeat that please
309:40
nothing just take a take a poop i don't
309:43
know if i can and then we collect your
309:44
poop here i don't know if i've consented
309:46
for my poop to be
309:47
uh collected it's called it's called
309:51
environmental friendly
309:52
it's called environmental friendly
309:56
okay because like if i let the poop go
309:59
into the dirt that's just not cool
310:03
oh wow my macro really [ __ ] me up
310:05
there yeah i agree
310:06
i agree that's definitely not the cool
310:08
thing to do
310:10
yeah oh that's a great idea chat thank
310:13
you
310:18
whoops what on earth
310:22
that is a hell of a tension human poopy
310:24
fertilizer
310:25
yeah i think yeah the mark the guy the
310:29
matt damon in the martian used human
310:30
poop so of course it has
310:32
everything inside everything's real i
310:35
never watched that movie
310:38
it's a good movie i was going to yeah
310:41
it's a genuine slowly making my way
310:43
through all the space movies
310:47
my house has one block of gold in it so
310:50
beat that
310:52
you've got gold in yours i do have one
310:54
singular block of gold in mine
310:57
well i am going to beat it
311:00
actually gold would fit with my color
311:02
scheme pretty well
311:04
great idea thank you for the brilliant
311:05
idea and now mine's just a flex
311:08
though
311:11
let's see where can i put this block of
311:13
gold god that's going to be difficult to
311:15
do
311:16
one two gold stairs five six seven eight
311:18
nine ten eleven twelve thirteen
311:21
no
311:26
don't ruin with gold what do you mean
311:28
gold is like amazing
311:29
gold does get a little bit gaudy i will
311:32
say
311:32
but you can't you can mess up having
311:34
gold oh
311:35
[ __ ] i'll put one
311:38
yeah i guess it doesn't fit perfectly
311:44
let's do oh [ __ ]
311:48
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] chat oh [ __ ]
311:52
oh chat oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
311:55
chat what do i do
311:56
it's only my chance to realize my my my
311:58
[ __ ] conundrum right now
312:00
you made a mistake
312:04
that is fixable maybe
312:12
oh [ __ ] that's not fixable oh [ __ ]
312:16
oh [ __ ] science in the front
312:23
we haven't henry's coming done eating
312:26
i'm so close i just got to crack this
312:28
one mystery
312:33
oh lovely
312:36
i've also resolved the whole issue of if
312:40
you like
312:40
you know poop it would smell
312:44
but i resolved that issue i i febreze
312:46
the home
312:47
i like how big of an issue this is for
312:49
you
312:51
this is just like a very large problem
312:55
it is the biggest problem i have it's
312:58
the biggest problem
312:59
is your fantasy and livable my fantasy
313:02
poop has to make sure it doesn't spell
313:05
smell indeed this seems like there's
313:08
much more care and attention put into
313:10
yours than mine i will
313:11
admit i did
313:15
you did did you i did put a lot of care
313:18
and attention
313:19
wow very very very powerful
313:22
i've uh not exactly
313:27
it sounded like you were i'm doing it
313:30
i'm doing well enough you know i'm
313:32
just grinding away at this idea it's
313:35
not a not particularly neat in any way
313:38
but you know what redstone really is
313:41
that's the beauty of it all you see
313:45
i'm changing some stuff up because i got
313:47
the time
313:49
okay i'm after i place this one thing
313:52
here
313:53
then you're done yes
313:57
i messaged henry to check if he's done
313:59
eating
314:05
yes he just finished
314:16
how was the food for you
314:20
all right message me on discord plus
314:25
yes yes i'm gonna make a pond outside my
314:28
house just for fun
314:30
oh my god the man's done eating we gotta
314:34
just for fun huh
314:37
the man's done eating we gotta go
314:43
so he can just go on your stream then
314:46
uh oh wait wait he could just go
314:50
he could tall on your computer he could
314:51
just play and go through it i want him
314:53
to go through it
314:54
uh okay okay actually henry you have to
314:57
come to my computer
315:03
it gives a better effect though doesn't
315:04
it because he can walk through it and
315:05
look at different stuff
315:07
that's true that's true okay then solid
315:09
i [ __ ]
315:10
nailed it chat i i sorry i'm so proud of
315:13
this this is so it's worked out
315:15
perfectly
315:16
okay henry can you come over here
315:22
okay so are you ready to show the house
315:26
uh
315:43
okay okay
315:46
hold on i'm i'm gonna fly on over to
315:48
yours okay
315:50
wait do you oh wait no no no no no no no
315:52
no no
315:53
no no yet not yet not yet not yet not
315:54
yet by the way you're
315:56
a piston thing doesn't really work
315:59
my what you're
316:03
you're a redstone what do you mean
316:06
remember the sugarcane thing you made oh
316:08
does it not i got so scared about
316:10
something in the house uh can i see yeah
316:13
it should work i'm not looking at your
316:14
house what
316:16
it doesn't work wait what the [ __ ]
316:19
this is a garbage machine but it should
316:22
have
316:22
i think it's because we were out of the
316:24
loaded chunks it should have i think
316:26
it's just weird
316:27
it was something else it's fine okay
316:29
okay is yours ready
316:31
yes i mean it's it's ready it's you know
316:33
half ready but
316:34
you'll be able to i'll just say what
316:35
it's gonna be it's fine
316:39
it doesn't matter about the source
316:40
blocks chad i'll just say you know what
316:42
this is how you would have got out
316:44
another way because you're gonna be the
316:45
one walking all the way i know i know i
316:47
know
316:47
don't worry i'm just gonna say like it's
316:49
fine it's fine it's fine it's fine
316:51
fill the water
316:57
i don't know how to play minecraft you
316:58
just walk all you have to do is walk
317:01
should we do a tour of uh wasd
317:05
how do i walk don't move your asd
317:10
all right finn lead him to your home
317:14
okay so he's right there you see him
317:16
right there
317:17
hey buddy follow me dude
317:21
take a tour with me
317:25
sorry what did he say my earphone was
317:27
off here here i can do this
317:29
i'm here to show you a tour of my
317:31
amazing house okay
317:34
okay let's see it all right follow me
317:40
now it's worth it's it's uh so this is
317:42
the house
317:43
right that's sexy uh-huh
317:46
it's pretty cool pretty cool right
317:48
there's a nice pawn flower
317:50
yeah so would you like to enter in the
317:52
house just simply walk up to the door
317:54
and uh just press the button on your
317:57
left press the button on your left hand
318:01
turn turn turn turn to look at that
318:06
[Laughter]
318:07
[Music]
318:10
wrong wrong arrow wrong mouse did you
318:12
break your button
318:14
yes you did i'm sorry
318:18
a right click yep
318:21
oh oh wow all right
318:24
it was a fake house and now look now
318:27
you're in the real house but try and
318:28
walk forward walk through those
318:36
it's a laser grid you can't get through
318:38
it but you know how you can get through
318:40
it
318:40
press the secret button now watch now
318:43
it's green
318:44
now take a
318:50
so okay now you're in the main house now
318:52
right this is pretty cool
318:55
no stop so you see you see don't flick
318:58
anything don't click anything
319:01
you see you see there are chests there
319:03
are furnaces brewing scents but
319:04
how are you going to craft anything
319:06
henry you need crafting tables now would
319:08
you like to read one of these signs
319:12
press for instant crafting table and now
319:16
take a look back over here henry now
319:18
look over behind you
319:20
behind there's a crafting table and now
319:24
look i want to show you what happened
319:26
table yeah look on the other side of the
319:27
wall over here and turn around
319:30
i'll show you what you just missed there
319:31
you go here's the side
319:33
oh what the f okay i lost
319:37
one but where's the bed who knows
319:42
you don't stand there when you flip the
319:44
lever but you you're going to flip that
319:46
lever there you go now you can
319:48
click this thing over here where's the
319:50
bed
319:51
don't move don't stay there don't go go
319:54
back a bit this only works if you're
319:56
doing it right okay i'll click it there
319:57
you go and
319:59
oh
320:02
do i have to drop down it it
320:05
it's best if you don't think about it
320:07
but you know
320:09
think dude have you ever seen that ever
320:12
before in minecraft
320:15
i haven't but how would i get out of bed
320:18
that doesn't matter it was the
320:19
the rest of it is the stuff that matters
320:22
the
320:22
i made a laser door and you're worried
320:24
about sleeping i made a goddamn laser
320:26
door
320:28
he did make a goddamn laser door but but
320:30
the bed
320:34
yes see now we're stuck
320:37
well then you just fly out again you
320:40
should fly away oh no i'm stuck
320:44
i would like to say that if you did get
320:46
out of this bed when it was shut it
320:47
would teleport you over here
320:49
because that's how minecraft code is
320:52
[Music]
320:53
that's how it works i was it was it's a
320:56
little bit scuffed but it works
320:59
huh what's the next level this is the
321:02
house this is this is
321:03
all you need in a house is very
321:04
minimalist it's also
321:06
it's high security it's a cave you know
321:09
cave look at look up look up there's
321:11
cave
321:12
ornaments this is like a mine shaft
321:14
right
321:16
but it's a high-tech laser cave no one
321:19
would ever suspect
321:20
it damn it's a hidden
321:24
hidden house up top real house down at
321:26
the bottom high technology
321:27
laser grid technology it's great wow
321:32
and if you'd like to get back out uh if
321:34
you'd like to follow me this would be
321:36
done but i was panicking for time so
321:38
there's a feature in minecraft where if
321:39
you have soul sand on water it will
321:41
shoot you up
321:42
so you're just gonna have to imagine
321:43
this to be water but anyway follow me
321:46
follow me and if i click this lever oh
321:50
and then what now you could just uh
321:53
press spacebar
321:54
just have a fly up here and then that's
321:55
how you get out and then look the pond
321:57
the pond has opened up to reveal the
322:01
exit
322:03
oh it's like a james bond
322:06
oh my god now let's go look at
322:10
let's go look at your girlfriend's uh
322:12
puny puny house
322:14
that probably has no laser grid by the
322:16
way redstone
322:18
mine doesn't have redstone but it's a
322:19
house dedicated to
322:21
rose so follow me okay i'm on my way
322:27
okay i'm actually kind of don't know how
322:30
you're supposed to beat that genie
322:31
welcome to rose's house okay
322:35
oh that's cute it is
322:39
i i think it looks terrible
322:44
okay and then you could take a poop out
322:46
here
322:47
outdoor bathroom and just take a poo
322:53
and then you go inside and
322:56
look at this oh okay that's that's cute
323:00
oh you have like a cheap eating area
323:02
with the stove
323:04
with this with the fireplace you could
323:06
sit here you could sit here with your
323:08
friend
323:09
here with your friends you have a
323:10
streaming setup here
323:13
oh oh my god that's cool i don't know if
323:16
that's
323:16
straight oh with the glove that's cool
323:20
okay and then you go upstairs and then
323:24
check it out he has a shrine to himself
323:27
top female minecraft no minecraft gamer
323:30
most sims accrued on twitch loves knives
323:33
sexiest minecraft speed running exactly
323:36
and then here's your bed
323:37
this is i i might be [ __ ] boys
323:40
i want to do it i want to do a henry
323:42
vote and a chat vote and see how it goes
323:45
all right all right all right let's get
323:51
you set my house on fire
323:54
i don't know what you're talking about i
323:55
didn't know such thing outdoor bathroom
323:58
this is just a
324:00
oh do you want to check what's in the
324:01
chest below here oh my god i got a bit
324:03
of indigestion today
324:04
doesn't even let him go through your
324:06
iron doors and show off the fake inside
324:09
oh wow it's a brick
324:12
see this [ __ ] yeah you should have brick
324:16
okay so who wins
324:20
who has the best house whose house would
324:22
you want i don't know
324:24
it's a really tough discipline
324:29
i mean genie i i think uh
324:33
yours is really thoughtful and really
324:35
appreciative
324:36
because you know you dedicate it to
324:38
someone and
324:39
that kind of understanding of another
324:42
person and
324:44
it's just you know really cozy feeling
324:47
that are these like sound panels
324:49
yeah there's something oh oh that's cool
324:51
yeah i have to give it to finn man
324:59
let's go let's go i got the henry vote
325:04
wait why does his win
325:07
because he blew my mind mine didn't blow
325:10
your mind
325:11
i mean it's really pretty and it's
325:13
really nice but like he didn't
325:15
it didn't like destroy my mind [ __ ]
325:20
why you gotta kill me goodbye
325:26
god damn it i told you the man's
325:29
objective
325:31
he's uh the laser wall wanted didn't it
325:33
yeah
325:34
that's like dude i thought about that i
325:36
was like yeah that's that's like
325:38
anything how did you make the laser i
325:40
that's a
325:41
trade secret oh my god wait i want to
325:44
hang out in your house
325:45
you're not going to lie see your house
325:47
is pretty fun
325:49
yeah there is no way to close that that
325:52
exit hatch by the way
325:53
there's no way to close it
325:56
uh well that's just oh i fell well that
325:59
was meant to happen
326:02
oh what whoops
326:05
what no no i accidentally actually
326:07
pushed a button
326:09
did you push a button what is this laser
326:12
thing
326:14
and now it's now it's locked how
326:18
what did you do
326:21
it's got someone explaining to me that
326:24
is
326:24
okay that's it i'm figuring out how this
326:26
house works this is cool right
326:29
go what can i give you can i give you a
326:30
command to see it better
326:32
so by the way this tripwire that you
326:34
fall down you probably didn't even
326:35
notice it but look
326:37
it's not like it's not activated like
326:39
trying it's almost kind of funny like
326:40
come down off it oh
326:42
yeah now now try and walk through it
326:44
like when it's like go through it
326:46
hit the tripwire and then try and walk
326:47
through this laser grid thing
326:50
you still can't whoa it's
326:54
what yeah it's uh
326:57
and then this just shows the thing it's
327:00
an interesting concept
327:01
it's to do with how tall you are in
327:03
minecraft and what
327:05
space you can fit through through blocks
327:08
someone said fence gates under
327:09
carpets yeah okay let me give you a
327:11
trick let me before you break anything
327:13
do slash game mode and then spectator
327:17
okay go ahead and do the same thing with
327:19
me and i'll
327:21
give you a tour
327:27
and then you can fly through the walls
327:29
look you can go into the blocks
327:33
what yeah how come your laser thing
327:36
reaches to the heavens what is going on
327:39
it's just that's just how it is there's
327:41
actually a hole in the roof
327:43
that i would have tried really hard to
327:44
camouflage with grass
327:46
but that's how it has to work it micro
327:49
goes to the heavens
327:50
wait i have a second problem how do you
327:53
drop
327:54
you press shift oh it's [ __ ]
327:58
i was like i keep going up
328:01
yeah like wait in normal mode even in
328:04
normal mode i never saw the red lasers
328:06
go to this
328:07
i know because that's what you know that
328:09
tripwire that's what it is that's
328:11
it activates the lasers so you don't see
328:15
it until you drop down there and then it
328:16
doesn't matter if you could see it up
328:18
top
328:18
you know what i mean okay i'm sorry but
328:21
even
328:22
no matter what chat says no matter what
328:24
anyone says your house wins
328:26
i know i know your house is way too good
328:28
wait so what's my punishment then
328:31
let's go i'm gonna say that one we'll do
328:33
it we'll do a chat vote just to see what
328:35
they say
328:37
okay all right let's do a chat vote for
328:39
both of you i'll do it on my chat you do
328:41
it on yours do a poll
328:42
um and then chat poll oh
328:46
okay chad already voted and they voted
328:48
me so
328:49
okay paul i'll do one for my chat who
328:52
won chat
328:53
let me do who won potastic or me
328:57
well let me bracket i'm sorry but it's
329:00
so
329:00
clear that you win look at this freaking
329:03
redstone design
329:06
black magic so funny i expected more
329:09
from finn but he disappointed
329:11
what what do you guys expect from him
329:14
like this is amazing to me yeah my like
329:17
i've just got like the mind blowers down
329:20
like it's technologically very
329:23
impressive
329:24
someone said that it's amazing like that
329:26
shorter time
329:27
yeah someone said that it's a
329:29
technological masterpiece but it's not a
329:31
home
329:32
which is it is this is a james bond home
329:35
you're true
329:36
i would because when you enter like bad
329:38
guys won't know
329:39
and they can't you know what the chat's
329:42
mostly voting for me
329:43
which is surprising for my chat
329:47
holy [ __ ] cause yours is just just like
329:51
flat out it is the best home
329:55
it's good it's good it's real good i i
329:58
put some time for that though
330:00
that was nice these lasers though wait
330:03
so how'd you make the lasers
330:05
the lasers the beacons
330:09
do you know what a beacon no
330:14
clearly i didn't know that's a thing put
330:17
me in regular game mode real quick
330:19
yeah let's do game
330:23
mode
330:26
there you go okay so let me show you i'm
330:28
behind you real quick
330:31
you've never seen this block before i'm
330:32
kind of surprised uh let me grab an
330:34
iron block real quick like if you put a
330:38
tr like a three by three and then you
330:40
put
330:40
this down it does that and one sec
330:43
wait for it
330:47
what no wait but how did you make it go
330:49
red
330:50
and then well fun fact about minecraft
330:53
if you put red glass
330:55
over it it turns it red if you put green
330:58
glass over it it turns it green
331:01
what the heck what i'm doing is like a
331:04
real odd and i'll show
331:05
i'll disassemble it for you i'll show
331:07
you pop down wait wait
331:08
can you i'm gonna pop how'd you drop oh
331:11
okay okay drop down
331:12
whoa okay so i'll disassemble this a
331:15
little bit for you i'll take away the
331:17
carpet so you can kind of see what's
331:18
going on
331:20
so it's fence gates right so you can
331:22
walk over carpet even though
331:25
so okay look at this look at my systems
331:28
so what happens is when you press the
331:31
secret button
331:33
whoopsie when you press the secret
331:35
button
331:37
it activates this uh it's called a t
331:40
flip flop and it changes what's getting
331:42
powered
331:44
see and so basically it swaps so down
331:47
here it just swaps the piston out for
331:49
red glass versus green glass
331:52
so you can see the pistons go there
331:54
there you go what the heck
331:56
and then at the same time and then at
331:58
the same time it activates the um
332:01
the uh these things so the fence gates
332:04
under it are like you know fences you
332:05
can't oh yeah i see it i see the fence
332:07
gates yeah you know you can't jump over
332:09
fences fence get to the same but when
332:10
they're
332:11
open you can walk straight through them
332:13
right
332:14
so it makes it like a no block so you
332:16
can walk straight through it
332:19
so the color coding is just for color it
332:21
doesn't affect it at all
332:22
yeah no it doesn't do anything
332:28
i want to make a pink do you want to do
332:31
you want pink to be bad
332:33
i want pink to be bad okay pink is now
332:36
bad
332:41
oh my gosh yes too amazing
332:45
well you gotta you are a minecraft god
332:47
is there anyone
332:48
i feel like you're not only the best
332:50
minecraft like female minecrafter but i
332:52
feel like you're
332:53
the best minecrafter period yeah do
332:56
other people know about this
332:57
yes i i made i made something with it
333:01
but this is a very basic form of
333:03
the the one thing that like i do i did
333:05
kind of like
333:06
i didn't create the concept but i did
333:08
make the actual design of this
333:10
is this thing which is really compact
333:12
and cool which is the thing
333:14
that you know watch watch out all this
333:15
that pushes it out for you
333:19
it's very nifty it's the only thing that
333:22
i like fully made in this whole thing
333:24
are you an engineer because i don't know
333:26
how my brain can like
333:28
figure this out like oh sticky something
333:30
here
333:31
push it there like it doesn't work who
333:33
voted for genie
333:34
scam you're transgender it's a female
333:36
yes rose
333:38
he's great at redstone machines oh i
333:40
realize i'm i shall bio
333:42
down to you master but the prediction
333:44
payout went to those who voted for genie
333:46
scam
333:47
what do you mean i'm confusion the
333:49
prediction
333:51
the bed is so scuffed i by the way
333:53
completely
333:54
i was like how does this work i
333:55
completely lied about that minecraft
333:57
glitch thing spot you just try to be
333:59
trapped down there
334:01
wait were you trying to do a thing where
334:02
it pushes up the bed
334:04
no you can't do that but like i just
334:07
like
334:08
someone was like you need a bed and i
334:09
was like all right you can't push the
334:11
better
334:11
you can't put your beds in minecraft but
334:13
you know if you if you slept there you
334:14
would definitely be trapped i did kind
334:15
of lie about
334:17
about that being a thing lies all lies
334:20
this is red code
334:21
code red code not a good
334:34
wait so so what is my punishment though
334:37
i don't know
334:38
uh chat i'm gonna leave that one up to
334:41
your chat i think
334:42
they're the most oh wow they know you
334:44
the most they know to get to you
334:45
that's true because i wanted to see the
334:48
punishment of you burning all your man
334:51
shed man become woman monkey never never
334:54
never never
334:55
i will always be man i shall never do it
334:59
do it do it
335:00
i've got to have access to my guy
335:01
clothes
335:04
i get them back from the box in uh
335:07
december
335:09
is there a way to not let you get them
335:11
back from the box
335:13
for me to allow it or for you to have
335:15
won the house competition
335:17
damn it
335:20
[Music]
335:23
this was the fun house competition i
335:25
realized that i
335:26
i know nothing jon snow
335:30
i know nothing i legit do not know
335:32
anything
335:33
no i i i uh tell about the ba
335:37
the barrier steve oh yeah dude
335:40
anyway it was just like a thing of like
335:41
walking people want me to say like
335:43
walking through them so part of the uh
335:45
part of the thing was that i've got an
335:46
invisible you know that barrier block
335:48
this stuff
335:49
like walk forward right now yes yes the
335:51
barrier block yeah
335:52
yeah you that's it that's that was above
335:55
you so you can't like
335:56
walk through a two block high gap you
335:59
know
335:59
why would you put that above me well
336:02
i'll show you
336:05
uh stop jumping
336:08
all right so right now okay i'll place a
336:11
block and i'm blocking
336:12
the reason you wanted is because john
336:13
flood right
336:17
let me do this so okay now move
336:20
now if i put i'll show you a fence
336:24
gate so if i put fence gates there
336:28
now try and walk across can't walk
336:30
across eh
336:31
now let me just take him out john for
336:34
sure right prediction
336:35
taking our points so but if you activate
336:38
these
336:39
if you activate if you like see how
336:41
they've like flicked the trap doors now
336:43
then now that you can just walk inside
336:44
them
336:46
so you know and then when you when you
336:48
do this and now you open them
336:51
see
336:54
okay your house has
336:58
a lot more thought in it than i kind of
337:00
cool i thought i was like
337:01
oh it's gonna be simple and then you're
337:03
explaining how like
337:04
oh my gosh you must have a cheat sheet
337:07
or something
337:09
i no i've just been i i knew that i knew
337:11
all the stuff that i could do
337:13
and i did them oh my god
337:18
how do you memorize all this stuff you
337:19
guys are engineers minecraft engineers
337:21
minecraft redstoney boys redstone
337:25
is there like a redstone committee and
337:27
are you actually like a new pony uh
337:28
honorary member of the redstone
337:30
committee i don't remember the redstone
337:31
company
337:32
oh my god you have to be yeah
337:36
there are you i i think it's just like
337:38
learning i don't know like
337:40
every now and then a youtube video from
337:41
like a random channel pop up and they're
337:43
like how to build this thing and i kind
337:45
of watch i'm like oh it's interesting
337:46
and then it's like
337:47
half in my memory and then i can kind of
337:50
do it because like i get that i know
337:51
redstone enough that like if someone
337:53
says like oh you can do this then i'll
337:54
be like oh okay
337:56
and then you can kind of figure it out
337:57
from there if you know it's possible
337:59
it's easier to do
338:02
i made your wall pretty thank you my
338:05
chat is
338:06
rioting by the way about
338:09
that like my entire chat we demand a
338:11
recount recount recount
338:14
oh because that you guys can't get your
338:16
they want to get rid of your boy clothes
338:18
i really want to get rid of my boy
338:19
clothes but it's just i'm sorry chad
338:21
i tried but i let you down yeah
338:24
beat me in minecraft pvp
338:28
i will probably lose you will definitely
338:31
i'm not the best
338:32
it's not it's can i give you a i was
338:34
asking this question chet this is a
338:36
completely non-anything related question
338:39
could you could you if like put in a
338:41
death match arena
338:43
could you beat a rat in a fight just a
338:45
rat yes
338:46
yes how many rats could you be in a
338:50
fight
338:50
till death
338:54
in a fight to the death yeah like do
338:57
wait am i equipped with anything
338:59
no hand-tan combat rats are fast and
339:02
they will
339:02
go for you yeah see i would then try to
339:06
stomp
339:07
right but then like dude have you ever
339:09
seen that video of a rat jumping on a
339:10
woman's dress
339:12
she can't get it oh that that is
339:15
and then if that happens then i would um
339:18
try to choke out the rat and i know that
339:20
he would bite me
339:21
but i would just like you know yeah you
339:24
just carry around
339:24
that's what i was as soon as i could get
339:25
a palm on it and i just choke it
339:28
exactly so but how many
339:31
right because at that point one three is
339:33
now you're out of hands
339:35
yes so i say like easily two
339:39
three is a i don't know three would be
339:41
difficult like you you need to be quick
339:43
to get one down and then get to the
339:45
other one
339:46
yeah you'd have to oh no no so then you
339:49
grab it as soon as you grab it like put
339:51
it under your foot and stomp on it and
339:52
then grab another one
339:53
exactly okay cool we've got it we've got
339:54
it okay sorry this is getting very good
339:58
we went we were discussing it in a
340:00
stream because i learned an interesting
340:02
fact and it's that
340:03
eight percent of men said that they
340:05
could beat a lion in a fist fight
340:09
okay well men
340:12
i'm pretty sure you're going to die
340:15
there is no man
340:16
that could be alive there is no man no
340:20
i've seen so many videos of men being
340:21
terrified of a rat i'm like you cannot
340:24
predictions can never be trusted
340:38
thank you so much by the way i just made
340:40
in that whole rat talk look how pretty i
340:41
made this wall
340:42
it's very pretty it's very cool i i
340:44
should have included more pink in my
340:46
original design
340:49
i don't know pink is just such a the
340:52
beacon look above
340:53
oh god the phantom yeah we haven't slept
340:58
yeah this was super duper fun i super
341:00
appreciate you like
341:02
being really patient and i'm so sorry
341:04
we've been
341:05
wrong run of trying to beat the game no
341:08
i was that we got unlucky we got unlucky
341:10
it happens if if it makes you feel any
341:12
better speed runners will like
341:13
not spawn by a village and then just
341:16
delete the entire map
341:17
so it's fine we did probably oh okay
341:19
they just restart yeah
341:20
everyone rage quits that's the point but
341:23
we did pretty good we stuck with it
341:24
we made cool houses we almost got there
341:27
i did i saw this the coolest house ever
341:29
you you opened my mind about redstone
341:31
because before this i
341:32
thought you can only explode stuff if
341:35
you need redstone
341:36
oh dude i used to be a canada i used to
341:38
be able to make some cool cannons
341:41
like competitive cannoning it's nuts
341:44
oh my god my my early days of minecraft
341:47
were spent making
341:48
insanely complex cannons like
341:52
chats okay i don't know how
341:55
complex you can make a cannon because
341:57
their basic
341:58
end is you just boom and it's get the
342:00
points back
342:01
you can make it don't allow that such a
342:03
complex cannon
342:05
can you make a calculator someone said
342:06
you can make a calculator in minecraft
342:08
you can make calculator i'd venture to
342:09
say the canons
342:10
are like in if someone if one person was
342:12
to make it
342:13
the canons that we used to make it'd be
342:15
more complex than a calculator by
342:18
like quite a bit can you make a fully
342:20
functional computer
342:22
i cannot make a fully functional
342:23
computer i've seen
342:25
like a few people do computers but no
342:27
it's nothing i can do i don't know how
342:28
the [ __ ] that works
342:30
they like make virtual cpus this stuff
342:33
is i don't know how
342:34
on earth that that's even possible i
342:36
don't know whether to be like
342:38
amazed at the people who can't make it
342:40
or amazed at minecraft for making that
342:42
possible
342:43
right it's such a simple thing no one
342:44
gives a [ __ ] about the point
342:46
okay my i think i'm going to get back to
342:49
just chatting so i can quell the storm
342:51
but yeah go call them but thank you
342:53
again so much
342:55
dude and i will definitely take that
342:57
makeup idea
342:58
chat yes my makeup i kind of
343:01
catastrophe i'm i'm terrified you should
343:04
do it you should be
343:05
you should be it's always bad
343:08
all right i'll chat with you later all
343:11
right have a good onetastic
343:12
i will see you bye
343:23
we're done i won by a while
343:26
i did win i
343:31
congratulate me congratulate me now i
343:34
won all your round of applause
343:35
i want all the congratulations i won by
343:38
a mile
343:40
let me change this back to just chatting
343:41
real quick there we go
343:45
oh so disappointing how dare you i had
343:48
an hour to build a base and i did a
343:49
great job
343:50
so much cool redstone you won by seven
343:52
percent i won by seven percent and the
343:55
deciding vote
343:59
i won even potassic said i won
344:02
burn boy close to celebrate no
344:06
it's beautiful this is such a nice day
344:08
isn't it just such a sunny day outside
344:10
when i get to
344:12
not lose it wasn't even like i didn't i
344:14
wouldn't have even gained anything if i
344:16
if i don't if i won it wouldn't i would
344:18
have just lost
344:19
clothes if i if i lost her house was
344:22
prettier i agree
344:23
her house was prettier but mine was more
344:26
function
344:26
functional and cool and mind-blowing i
344:29
would say
344:31
eye-opening she called it
344:34
it literally rained here
344:39
should play him seymour yeah it was fun
344:40
i enjoyed it
344:42
pretty sure pretty sure i voted you when
344:44
i didn't get points
344:45
yeah i don't know what happened i think
344:46
the the the thing just got
344:48
funked but ugh i don't know
344:52
i don't know how it was
344:56
are you sure you're not a fanboy i i'm
344:58
sure i feel like fanboy fits me better
345:00
than most things
345:01
so no i'm not sure i'm not a fanboy you
345:04
should play some more on 1.17 on
345:05
hardcore
345:07
it's not everything's been added so it's
345:09
like it's not really 1.17 they just
345:12
added a few new blocks
345:13
it's not like a big deal they added
345:15
different blocks and changed the texture
345:17
of
345:17
textures of others like they haven't
345:19
added anything really new the game
345:20
hasn't changed in any big way and the
345:22
warden hasn't been asked
345:23
what was the point one action was
345:26
clicked on the prediction result
345:27
oh but there's no way to refund the
345:29
points i'd care more if the points had
345:31
had any meaning yeah that's true the
345:33
points don't really do anything but
345:35
still
345:36
uh there are wi-fi blocks here yeah no i
345:39
know there are but you can't use them
345:41
right
345:42
hacking what's it called um
345:46
what are they called shulk sensors yeah
345:49
then uh they're not they're not added to
345:51
the game yet they're not really a thing
345:53
would have really burned them no i
345:55
wouldn't have burned them we the plan
345:56
was to i would if i would have lost i'd
345:58
have given them to a charity shop
346:00
i'd have given them to charity i
346:03
wouldn't have burned him
346:05
however it didn't happen did it
346:09
so it's fine
346:12
winning winning epically
346:16
i told you henry henry was going to give
346:17
you the give you a real vote yeah henry
346:19
did good
346:21
nice makeup you look amazing thank you
346:23
chat decided on it they just said pink
346:24
everything glittery pink everything
346:27
and then i did that so good to know what
346:29
you guys are after
346:33
what the [ __ ] i thought this was a girl
346:34
streamer welcome to the jungle [ __ ]
346:38
hello come on chat we needed fin to lose
346:42
better luck next time chat better luck
346:44
next time
346:45
i wonder what will happen next there's
346:47
no bet that i will i was pretty
346:48
confident in the bet that i'd i'd be
346:50
able to do it
346:52
her punishment more push-ups no makeup
346:54
resident evil light holy [ __ ]
346:57
oh god a veteran gloating about beating
346:59
some with less experience
347:01
embarrassing
347:04
that's the way it has to be though i did
347:06
good i did really good
347:10
uh did you look for the gift no i
347:11
couldn't find it dude it's just like
347:12
it's just every box is the same
347:15
uh they're just all like the same box
347:16
it's you can't tell them from difference
347:18
you can't tell the difference from
347:20
i feel happy the local charity i feel
347:22
happy for the local charity shop not
347:23
having to receive finn's stinky clothes
347:27
next game subnautica
347:29
[ __ ] that mud no may you
347:32
describe yourself what the [ __ ] i don't
347:34
know how the [ __ ] do you do that
347:37
her boyfriend will look so bad for not
347:38
picking you yeah that's what i mean
347:41
i did feel kind of bad
347:44
because if if henry picked
347:47
if henry picked um if henry piptastic
347:50
then it'd be
347:51
like it would look bad but
347:56
because because it would just be like
347:57
henry would seem mean to like
347:59
a new guy which would be me however
348:03
i do think that i won fair and square
348:06
like
348:06
i think i won i think cool redstone i
348:08
think i won potastic's house was way
348:10
better built than mine but
348:15
what did it have a laser door i think
348:17
not
348:19
i think not i think not
348:24
henry is very unbiased you have nothing
348:25
to worry about okay solid i won then i
348:27
won
348:28
i take that i take that with
348:32
not even a grand i just take that do you
348:34
have laser doors in your house i did
348:35
have laser door in my house
348:37
not my real life out of my my minecraft
348:40
house it did great
348:43
oh god thanks for the 11 month sub roof
348:46
cat let's [ __ ] go
348:48
11 months holy [ __ ] solid there are
348:51
foxes yelling outside and they sound
348:53
like people it's
348:54
terrifying that foxes
348:58
the noise foxes make sound like a baby
349:00
being stepped on
349:04
you were supposed to lie and say yes i
349:05
do have laser doors in my real house
349:07
no i did uh i just want sharks with
349:11
freaking legs attached to their heads is
349:12
that so much to ask
349:15
i disagree it sounds it's one good thing
349:18
and one terrible awful thing
349:20
what does the [ __ ] say the [ __ ] say the
349:22
[ __ ] says
349:23
terrified child screaming apparently
349:27
i'm surprised we didn't add this
349:28
actually this would have gone perfectly
349:31
with the
349:31
[ __ ] with the look the dog collar
349:36
how do you know that sound because foxes
349:38
are all the time [ __ ] around all the
349:40
time here and i step on plenty of babies
349:45
her punishment is no makeup stream i
349:48
dude throw away all of my guy clothes
349:51
forever
349:52
and she just doesn't wear makeup once
349:54
that is the [ __ ]
349:56
door the stakes were way higher for me
349:59
way higher for me my god i've already
350:02
gotta wait till december until i wear
350:04
any guy clothes again i'm waiting for
350:08
that day though
350:09
that's fair oh my god close
350:13
wait but if i if i even thr
350:17
there's like kind of a we didn't really
350:18
set as a rule but it's kind of like an
350:20
unspoken thing that i don't buy new guy
350:23
clothes right
350:24
like i mean we it might have been a raw
350:26
but like
350:27
we're not i'm not buying new guy clothes
350:30
but if i threw him away if i gave him
350:32
for charity
350:33
does that mean i never [ __ ] get up
350:35
[ __ ] i don't know
350:36
still not this this isn't even the way
350:38
it doesn't happen it was a rule
350:40
no new guy close yeah oh god apetastic
350:44
oh wait potastic while you're here i
350:46
have been matthew i
350:47
i feel remiss if i didn't say it matthew
350:49
i've been shipped a uh i've been shipped
350:51
to [ __ ]
350:52
a crusaders shirt and i haven't opened
350:55
it because it's somewhere in the po box
350:56
packages
350:57
but thanks for the raid and i do have a
350:59
crusaders shirt i would like you to know
351:04
also chat did she had she graciously
351:06
accepted her punishment
351:08
whatever it may be open it i don't know
351:10
where it is it's in the p
351:12
i i can't open every p what do you mean
351:14
look for hello if i find
351:15
it i can't find it without opening
351:17
everything in the po box i don't want to
351:19
open all the stuff in a po box just to
351:20
find one shirt
351:22
yeah she did okay good good good good
351:24
good no makeup
351:26
i was saying i'm i was saying to
351:27
everyone how mine was to never wear guy
351:30
clothes ever again and hers was to wear
351:32
makeup
351:33
no not wear makeup for a stream i feel
351:35
like the stakes were significantly
351:37
higher on me
351:39
but you know it works i still won
351:43
doesn't really matter i won feeling good
351:46
about it
351:49
i like your knife thank you it's a
351:50
butterfly knife i can do a cool trick
351:52
she had a man stream oh no she should
351:55
have mentioned her but it didn't win ah
351:56
okay fair enough
351:58
ggs oh god that could have that could
352:01
have been good i did see her as bob ross
352:02
though she looked great as bob ross
352:05
i can't do this one trick with the nails
352:07
holy [ __ ]
352:10
i'm gonna do it there we go i'm sorry
352:14
there it is
352:15
vip fantastic oh wait have i not have i
352:17
not done it have i really not hold on
352:20
let me do it so that's your vip i forgot
352:23
am i really not vi peter there we go
352:25
she's a vip now let's go
352:27
gg boys new vip potastic p thank you
352:30
thanks henry do you have a crumb it
352:34
no i don't have a crumb crumbit upcoming
352:36
samsung virtual assistant cosplay
352:38
why does everyone like that does it i
352:41
mean like it's just a regular girl
352:43
wearing a wearing a samsung shirt do you
352:45
just want me to promote
352:47
samsung do you just want me to be a
352:49
corporate shill
352:51
i don't know it's just not that
352:53
interesting i don't know why it's like
352:56
you just want me to shell samsung
352:58
products that was made to shell
353:01
samsung products i don't know
353:08
no samsung sam is canonically a dude
353:10
really that's funny
353:13
face bass no people think she's hot
353:16
fair enough
353:19
i don't know why samsung makes they make
353:22
a hot girl spokes model
353:24
and then a hot guy and then the internet
353:27
go and then
353:28
yeah internet goes oh that's hot and
353:29
then they make it i don't know
353:31
seems a bit weird to it seems like
353:33
really good free promotion and i i
353:35
refuse to be a part of it
353:38
do you see over the 1k rule 34 of sam no
353:42
i don't care about it it's so boring
353:44
it's just a girl wearing a black
353:46
shirt it's just an anime girl wearing a
353:48
black shirt that is it
353:49
it's not it's not particularly
353:51
interesting
353:53
sorry to be so [ __ ] based but it's
353:56
not particularly interesting i don't
353:58
know it's just like
353:59
it's just it's just a member it's a
354:01
marketing ploy i don't know
354:02
[Music]
354:06
and i'm a girl 10 out of 10. i agree i
354:08
agree it's mainstream anime
354:10
mainstream anime finally you mean sex
354:14
else it's almost like that i'm waiting
354:16
for the apple assistant to come out and
354:18
it's just fem boy
354:19
hooters like full like just a crop top
354:21
dude
354:23
ass at cheeks for days you know like
354:25
that'd be good
354:28
apple could do well for that apple
354:30
bottom jeans
354:31
oh oh
354:34
they're missing out on a good marketing
354:36
thing here they're missing out a lot
354:37
apple please
354:38
hire me as your marketing guy i could do
354:41
so much with your company i could be the
354:43
face of it
354:43
i could be i could be the one i could be
354:46
this fast the
354:46
the model it'd be so good
354:53
boots would defer how do you get rid of
354:55
the what how do you get rid of a bulge
354:57
tucker i guess or snip snip
355:03
but yeah tucking for me
355:06
boots with the jeans boots with the
355:10
jeans of the apple bottom fur
355:14
rose siri voice actor oh god i want to
355:16
make one you know like
355:17
i do i really want to make one of those
355:19
um what's it got i really want to make
355:20
one of those
355:22
uh
355:26
the things that say you've they're like
355:27
they can mimic your voice perfectly i
355:28
really want to make one
355:30
when is the tuck tutorial coming i'm not
355:31
one to give a tutorial there's tons on
355:33
youtube
355:34
text-to-speech yeah i really want to do
355:36
a finsted ttc
355:37
tts i really want to do your deepest
355:40
voice
355:44
there it is there it is
355:51
a [ __ ] parrot what shouldn't you
355:54
sleep
355:55
yeah i i'm i meant out of the stream fix
355:57
my sleep schedule but oh god
355:59
no horny allowed here oh god that got
356:02
ben real quick
356:04
oh know just look at his first youtube
356:08
videos for his deepest voice it's just
356:09
i'm not talking it's loudly let's go
356:13
and it's just that's how that's how we
356:14
talk if i put my mic right here
356:17
and then i started talking and i had the
356:18
different microphone that was the shure
356:20
sm7b this would just be how i sound all
356:22
the time
356:23
i'm not i'm not talking particularly
356:25
loudly i'm just [ __ ] mumbling
356:27
and doesn't isn't this just held scorps
356:29
or scorps [ __ ] isn't this how corpse
356:31
[ __ ] just records he just
356:33
goes well yeah that's kind of it
356:36
but when you record you don't do that
356:38
you yell a little bit it's more
356:39
interesting
356:40
and that just like very i mean yeah
356:44
yeah real voice reveal
356:48
corpse for deeper corpse has an insanely
356:50
deep voice but that is how he talks
356:52
i shat myself imagine morning finn
356:56
that it would be that also sounds more
356:59
girly you're insane if you thought that
357:01
was more
357:02
girly what
357:06
anyway chat what do we do we do a thing
357:10
or do we
357:10
or shall i end it here i don't know what
357:12
there is to do i've done
357:13
all pink makeup i am in hacking i don't
357:15
know if i ever showed you the outfit
357:17
i'm going to cropped up and you know
357:18
skate a girl skirt and everything
357:21
oh my god put on a collar well there's
357:24
not i'm not going to open po boxes now
357:26
jesus christ it's a six hour stream
357:30
try more outfit oh god there's nothing i
357:32
can do that requires
357:33
no effort baby oh [ __ ] 10 months let's
357:37
go
357:37
go to bed indeed
357:41
and you have things today i do have
357:42
things that i've got to get the hair and
357:43
the eyelashes off
357:45
i think i've got to get the eyelashes
357:47
off i know i think
357:48
my phone's dead i've got to get the
357:50
eyelashes off today
357:52
oh [ __ ] no effort play minesweeper
357:55
that's a lot of effort i don't have to
357:56
play it
357:57
oh god you know what yeah i'm not going
357:58
to do a media show this time of night
358:00
i think i'm going to end it off here but
358:02
yeah
358:03
have fun thinking of your next uh bet to
358:06
try and get me to get rid of my guy
358:07
clothes
358:08
um you will always fail if it's in
358:10
minecraft i will always win
358:12
i am the superior minecraft player in
358:14
every way
358:16
get on my level and thank you guys for
358:18
coming out to the stream it was very fun
358:19
i've been
358:20
excited to play with the plastic for a
358:21
while it was very very fun actually i
358:23
really enjoyed that it's very cool
358:25
chess i would [ __ ] die and just oh
358:30
we should do a stream of connect four
358:32
connect fouring against
358:34
a ton of people what if i connect
358:36
forward against you guys
358:40
that could be fun i feel like i'm
358:44
the best on our i'm better on average
358:46
than you guys at connect for
358:51
what we did at connect4stream was great
358:53
i'm so down
358:54
making 1v1 technoblade that's a bit over
358:57
much
359:01
you'll lose i i will win at connect4 i
359:03
feel like i'm good at connect four i'll
359:04
beat you click four
359:05
we'll see if you wanna if you wanna make
359:07
a bet on it i gotta get something out of
359:09
it i win too
359:11
i'll do you a bet right we'll do a
359:13
connect four stream
359:14
if i win the majority of the games by
359:16
the end of it
359:19
then sure guy close you can decide what
359:22
to do with him but
359:24
if i win more i get a significant
359:28
inc i get a significant bring forward
359:35
on the guy clothes coming out
359:39
no shot really
359:48
i can't there's no scenario where is
359:50
there any scenario where i could get
359:51
them back a little bit
359:52
faster my guy closed back a little bit
359:54
faster maybe
360:02
a zero scenario
360:06
one day earlier best stuff oh my [ __ ]
360:08
god
360:10
but there's be reasonable chat be
360:12
reasonable you gotta think about it
360:14
you know it's a good idea it's a great
360:16
idea
360:19
it's a great idea chat
360:25
think about it i could get my guy
360:27
clothes back at
360:28
exactly the end of girl month
360:33
god no girl yeah god no god no it will
360:36
never happen
360:36
oh i'm i'm down to do this right what
360:39
about what about this okay
360:42
same thing connect four stream if i win
360:44
the majority of the games
360:47
try breast implants for guy clothes holy
360:49
[ __ ] i win
360:50
if i win the majority of the connect
360:52
four games the guy close come back after
360:55
the goal months end
360:59
if you win they go
361:02
they go
361:10
no deal
361:14
why i can't get any chance on this [ __ ]
361:17
really
361:20
this is dumb this is stupid i should be
361:22
able to get i should be honest i could
361:23
deal with this
361:24
not the whole point of the bargain do
361:26
you extended it to december it hasn't
361:28
changed
361:30
we don't negotiate with terrorists shut
361:32
up i'm
361:45
if they if you win they come out of the
361:46
box at the end of bob's time that's
361:48
already
361:48
further away than it currently is it's
361:51
already at the end of december and the
361:52
bob's going to like january
361:54
so december's the closest point right
361:56
now
361:57
the boy clothes are put there for a
361:59
reason
362:00
well i'm not gonna give you the option
362:02
to extend it
362:03
so it's fine i'm not gonna give you the
362:06
option to extend my
362:08
be my away of guy clothes because
362:14
i need my guy clothes i'm a guy i need
362:16
my guy clothes i can't just be wearing
362:17
skirts and makeup all the time
362:22
boy clothes for girl yeah
362:32
but you aren't though
362:38
you can and you will [ __ ] like you're
362:40
not a guy anymore
362:42
i can very easily prove that i am still
362:44
a guy anyone that has seen me wearing
362:46
leggings can attest to that
362:50
until proof is disputed until that proof
362:53
is disputed i maintain that i am still a
362:55
manly man
363:12
if i win i get one item if the guy
363:14
closed back
363:15
i get to pick like one category of thing
363:18
i get to pick one category of thing
363:23
i get to pick one item like one singular
363:27
item
363:28
one singular item i got one singular
363:31
thing back
363:33
i get my x-men hoodie back
363:37
if i win
363:51
how do you use unisex it's a unisex
363:52
hoodie it is a unisex hoodie
363:54
think about it you haven't imagined it
363:56
with the bobzin and cool makeup cool red
363:58
and yellow makeup
364:00
with the with the x-men hoodie come on
364:02
dude
364:04
it's a great idea you want to do a poll
364:07
for it let's do a poll for it
364:10
let's see what the chat thinks i'm not
364:11
saying this will happen i just want to
364:12
see what this is
364:13
stop bargaining and stick to the
364:15
agreed-upon rules
364:16
i just want to see what chat thinks you
364:20
know i just want to see
364:21
if chat says no then sure it's no i just
364:24
want to see
364:25
what they think
364:40
okay now to remind you it is to get heck
364:43
in
364:43
if i win the majority of connect four
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games against you guys i would get it
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back and if i lose
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the guy close charity gone
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so a pretty big margin here just want to
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see what your vote is chat
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girl year or boy clothes boy clothes
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why would you pose it like that 60
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percent is saying yes
365:15
chat that's an interesting uh it's an
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interesting one
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it's really like that hoodie i really
365:21
love that hoodie too
365:24
60 is saying yes chat
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i don't know now that i know the uh now
365:30
that i know we'll maybe figure something
365:32
out in due time
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but now that i know what your
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perspective is
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solid
365:45
you're gonna lose lose i'm gonna win
365:47
lose if i win
365:48
i win if i lose i lose
365:55
i have seeded i've seeded doubt in their
365:57
minds now
365:58
chat if you can tell by her tone of
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voice you're getting scammed
366:09
a little me wouldn't scam you i wouldn't
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do such a thing
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you think like when someone agrees to
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something it ain't cool to come back on
366:17
it just saying
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get out my guy goes back maybe
366:25
maybe a good idea maybe scammers know
366:31
we're down a thousand viewers today well
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i've been streaming for six hours and
366:34
i've been playing minecraft which is a
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game i never play
366:37
well on the twitch anyway so yes
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it's almost like that's how that works
366:43
i agree with john well john
366:47
i disagree with john
366:53
it's only a jacket i agree i want you to
366:55
think about that chad it's only one
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hoodie
366:58
it's only one hoodie that could be made
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very feminine
367:03
instead of my so it's very it's
367:05
basically me saying
367:06
i've got to constantly wear hyper
367:08
feminine stuff right all around i got to
367:10
wear
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really really feminine stuff but yeah i
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see this ethod always scams everyone
367:25
mind games work both ways chat she is
367:28
using her feminine wiles on you
367:31
do not negotiate with terrorists even if
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she is cute
367:35
what it was a terrorist never heard of
367:38
them
367:39
i just i just think you guys should
367:41
agree with me you know
367:43
no one likes your guy clothes even you
367:46
don't like them
367:47
i'll [ __ ] do you kidding me
367:50
i miss that goddamn hoodie
367:54
that's a good [ __ ] hoodie it's a good
367:56
[ __ ] hoodie wow
367:57
[ __ ] naughty good [ __ ] hottie
368:02
i did find one uh pair of underwear by
368:05
the way
368:06
i was cleaning my room out and i found
368:07
one pair of boxes
368:09
and i was so upset because i found them
368:12
and i was like holy [ __ ] i found a pair
368:14
of boxers that i could wear
368:15
when i was cleaning out my room and then
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i ran and then like
368:19
i moved them and i realized the pile
368:20
they were on was one with just a
368:22
[ __ ] rip right through it i was like
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oh [ __ ]
368:26
i felt so happy for a second and then it
368:28
was instant disappointment
368:32
found yeah basically peeled off the
368:34
ground because when i was cleaning my
368:36
room
368:36
nuts i just like had so much [ __ ]
368:40
stuff on in that room it's insane
368:48
the moment you go back to guy close 25
368:50
of the community getting bounced i don't
368:52
care
368:52
oh my [ __ ] underwear back my [ __ ] i
368:56
want my
368:57
[ __ ] boxes back you think i want to
368:59
be wearing goddamn
369:01
all day
369:05
i have not worn boxes in how long chat
369:07
how [ __ ] long has it been
369:11
how long has it been
369:14
i can't even remember that's how long
369:16
it's been
369:17
it's been i can't even [ __ ] remember
369:20
cheers but thank you cheers finn like
369:23
for the 20
369:24
man hell yeah
369:27
eight months
369:41
eight months holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ]
369:45
this is bad when you stop trying to get
369:48
your guy close back it still won't be
369:50
it still won't be long enough dude it's
369:53
bad go to bed and stop trying to scam no
369:55
i'm my most
369:56
creative at this time of night
369:59
i've officially been awake 24 hours by
370:01
the way this is around
370:02
i woke up around and oh 25 hours now
370:08
if i give you 200 dollars will you let
370:10
me buy your gun never have i
370:12
ever seen someone complain so much about
370:14
what they already agreed to but
370:20
funny
370:25
[ __ ] is the sleep schedule funny funny
370:28
memey sleep schedule
370:30
but funny but funny
370:35
i'm just letting chat work it through in
370:38
their head
370:41
cut hoodie with to a crop top
370:44
couldn't do such a thing it's got a full
370:46
print on the back can't do such a thing
370:48
to that
370:55
it's got a full prince on the back you
370:56
couldn't even crop top it
371:00
um listen
371:03
i've i i will see i will see thoughts
371:06
into the mind of chad as well
371:08
council you're not the only one that can
371:11
use psychological
371:13
tricks it's [ __ ] wait
371:16
i need to work him i got this one chat
371:19
anyway
371:20
i'd like you guys to i'd like you guys
371:21
to just um
371:24
me that over you know just think about
371:25
the idea of an x-man hoodie
371:27
and uh in i want you guys to think about
371:29
me in an x-man hoodie red and yellow
371:31
with red and yellow eyeshadow with red
371:33
lipstick
371:35
and a really short skirt and thigh highs
371:38
red thigh highs what do you think about
371:40
that when you think about
371:42
me potentially getting my ex
371:46
men hoodie back just want to know anyway
371:49
chat
371:50
i'll let you on i'll leave you on that
371:51
thought i will see you in the next
371:52
stream
371:53
i'm sure that the council will
371:54
immediately start yelling at me
371:56
and have fun and goodbye see you next
371:59
one
372:02
peace