00:01
so
00:05
oh my god is this really not going to
00:07
work now
00:09
you [ __ ] really no
00:12
oh my god holy [ __ ]
00:17
holy [ __ ] okay this could be loud as
00:20
hell
00:20
hey hey hey
00:24
hold on let me see i haven't i'm on a
00:26
new pc
00:27
what's up it's your boy it's gamer boy
00:31
hours
00:32
hold on i've disco holy should've done
00:35
discord installed one second jesus
00:37
christ
00:38
one minute what the [ __ ]
00:42
i made the pc work um
01:10
oh
01:24
why the [ __ ] i had a phone i owned a
01:27
phone
01:27
i swear to god i owned a phone i
01:31
i used to own a phone i've lost
01:34
everything
01:34
holy [ __ ] okay well [ __ ] it hey boys
01:37
what's up
01:40
hello i look like [ __ ] for a second
01:42
because hi
01:43
can someone that's not me posting
01:45
discord
01:47
oh my god okay so here's what's gonna
01:50
happen hey boys what's going on
01:52
pug okay let me see oh my god
01:56
let's see if i can get the sound working
01:58
apparently not
02:00
uh okay let's do that
02:04
let's do what's with the default font
02:09
oh god i don't know oh oh
02:13
i think i figured out why this isn't
02:14
working there it is
02:16
okay hey all right sweet look at this
02:20
it's [ __ ] working yeah default fun i
02:23
just realized
02:24
i was wondering why it looks so scuffed
02:27
yeah okay right so the reason
02:30
fun time this is a new pc literally i
02:34
the reason why i was a little bit late
02:36
because i was literally installing
02:37
everything i need this is the microphone
02:40
this is gonna be maurice's new setup but
02:43
i'd set up something temporary first
02:45
so it would actually work and i'm using
02:47
her camera i'm not using mine because
02:49
obviously it's going to be her setup
02:51
oh my god because she needs something to
02:53
line up so i went and i bought a bunch
02:56
of [ __ ]
02:57
five months pog because i'm just so
03:00
[ __ ] nice
03:01
she's gonna pay back uh basically i
03:04
ordered like some
03:05
kind of cheapo but really quite good
03:07
like you know the
03:08
ikea sort of ikea desk thing you know
03:11
that gaming desk
03:12
everyone has from ikea where they do two
03:14
alex draws and a big
03:16
lump of wood yeah that's going to be
03:18
what i'm doing 13 months boy that's a
03:20
good [ __ ] hair brush
03:22
using marie's hairbrush okay holy [ __ ]
03:26
that's actually going to [ __ ] work oh
03:27
my god
03:28
oh my god okay let me open the thing one
03:30
sec
03:41
frieza don't be alarmed the front door
03:44
is
03:47
okay i open the door because it is warm
03:50
as
03:50
[ __ ] in here so hello how was your day
03:54
can you even see me oh oh my phone's
03:56
here
03:57
holy [ __ ] why didn't anyone tell me
04:00
how do i how am i i have no makeup on
04:02
i've got nothing
04:04
um so it's actually it's marisa's last
04:07
day of quarantine
04:09
uh she's booked tested
04:17
[Music]
04:25
how are you lighting's probably really
04:29
really bad
04:30
um tell me okay chat
04:33
we live hell yeah can you you guys can
04:35
hear me and everything right
04:37
can you be really uh honest and tell me
04:39
if i look awful
04:51
how awful do i look yes okay awful
04:55
bulge pug okay that's not what i was
04:57
after you look good
05:00
your audio's a bit quiet don't worry
05:01
that's easy to change
05:03
nine months baby time all i need to do
05:07
is go over to my audio interface that
05:09
i've loosely
05:10
wired up and just [ __ ]
05:13
hold on my nails crank that [ __ ] dial
05:18
and now i'm all loud and everything do
05:20
you guys like this is this better
05:22
great right we'll keep it there then
05:27
okay how about that how about this for
05:29
audio is this solid or did we do good
05:32
i think the audio should be fine with
05:34
this
05:37
okay let me move this stuff out of the
05:39
way ah
05:41
okay you you might you might have to
05:43
prepare to see me being really
05:45
frustrated because
05:46
again this is ikea and i hear
05:49
a notorious bro for doing nothing at
05:52
least that doesn't have any setup i
05:54
thought i've got to assemble two drawers
05:55
today
05:56
i got to assemble two drawers i look
05:59
weird
06:00
anyway i've got to assemble two drawers
06:01
and i've got to assemble and then i'm
06:03
going to put a desktop on top of it so
06:04
i've got to do some weight lifting
06:08
so hell yeah okay let's try it
06:13
ah let me grab i'm grabbing the drawers
06:15
or one of them anyway
06:20
oh holy [ __ ]
06:24
holy [ __ ] oh my god
06:28
holy [ __ ] i love clatteau rape three
06:31
three three
06:31
three please more icky
06:37
oh
06:42
god that's gonna be really [ __ ]
06:45
difficult to do
06:46
okay right
06:49
eight months already god damn all right
06:53
also i can't kick this cable that cable
06:56
down there is the only bit of the
06:58
internet that we got so
06:59
yeah hey what's this 13 months
07:03
i need to read it i don't know why i
07:06
didn't read out
07:07
should that have read out or shouldn't
07:08
it have
07:12
what's that vienna sausage in your pants
07:14
stop looking stop it
07:16
stop it
07:22
i'm tired already
07:25
i mean like adjust my underwear
07:33
hey what's poppin okay can i like i
07:37
don't know how this camera works
07:39
that's zoomed out all the way so
07:42
here's my weapon shelf do you enjoy my
07:45
weapon shelf
07:49
damn it fill him in the middle of making
07:51
dinner [ __ ] it i don't care
07:53
uh that's my weapon shop look i can
07:55
actually finally show you all my weapons
07:57
i want some socks though
08:02
uh god damn it
08:06
i don't care i'm gonna oh greetings from
08:08
germany my slippers greetings
08:10
hello so
08:14
marisa's shoes are everywhere hey thanks
08:16
for the 20 miles
08:18
oh yeah thanks for the twenty dollars i
08:19
don't know why you didn't say anything
08:20
though
08:21
okay lucky
08:28
big old rifley boy hold on solid number
08:31
one
08:32
i have a bow i have a bow and arrow
08:38
wowie pretty epic i do say okay
08:42
i've also got my cool bow i've got like
08:46
this one being maurice's bow and this
08:48
one is my like
08:49
[ __ ] hawkeye bow bro look at this
08:52
[ __ ]
08:53
like [ __ ] oh you know like this thing
08:56
is
08:57
dope look at that i feel like [ __ ]
09:00
hawkeye bro
09:01
i'm gonna take down tony bloody stark
09:04
with this [ __ ]
09:05
all right it's cool as hell i like it
09:09
that's a table not a shelf fin
09:11
[Music]
09:15
don't ever talk to me or my son ever
09:17
again
09:19
i genuinely i forgot that
09:29
[Music]
09:34
greetings from singapore
09:38
greetings i look such like a gremlin
09:40
holy [ __ ] let me brush my hair
09:43
what the [ __ ] will it look like
09:47
uh where's the hairbrush i don't know
09:49
where our hair brush is holy [ __ ]
09:52
uh when i put this down
10:00
[Music]
10:03
happy anniversary sweetheart i'm never
10:05
gonna get help
10:06
thank you i'm never gonna get this done
10:08
i'm never getting all this down if i
10:10
don't
10:10
what what i can't find it's 2 am i'm so
10:14
tired xd
10:16
i don't know okay i'm tired too
10:20
so this is going to be able to
10:23
marisa's shoes over there oh she bought
10:25
[ __ ] balenciaga shoes that's insane
10:30
this
10:34
presentable because i can't actually
10:37
really see much i
10:38
on my screen because i'm in like just a
10:40
room that's all
10:41
liked the monitors looking awesome as
10:44
heck with that
10:48
[ __ ] yeah dude i want to do a arrow
10:50
shooting stream
10:51
i still want to do that hey notice me i
10:54
you look two feet tall i'm
10:58
kneeling
11:00
you always look presentable oh god no i
11:03
don't
11:05
you don't see me off camera enough okay
11:08
let's actually do some construction
11:10
i got some construction to do and i have
11:12
a oh i
11:20
didn't work that good all right
11:23
i need to open this one oh my god it's
11:25
so heavy i need a real knife
11:28
okay i was not ready for this stream
11:31
neither was i the desk is gonna take a
11:33
while weirdly it
11:35
hopefully won't i mean it's ikea i'm
11:37
building like drawers
11:39
so it's you know they're just like
11:40
drawers it's not gonna be too too
11:43
difficult
11:43
you look like a cute mess
11:47
sorry what did you say there was hair in
11:49
my mouth
11:51
what did you say did you say i looked
11:53
cute
11:54
sorry i was just getting the [ __ ]
11:56
gross
11:58
okay there we go hair oh my god i'm an
12:00
alcohol
12:02
is this still okay i look like a gremlin
12:04
i don't care
12:06
i gotta assemble this and i'm going to a
12:09
way too
12:10
fancy dinner that nile booked oh my god
12:14
oh that's probably my address let's get
12:17
you off of that
12:19
okay right though is there another
12:21
sticker on this
12:30
this thing that i'm sitting on is the
12:31
actual desk this thing is the thing that
12:33
we're building
12:33
it's just the alex drawers from ikea and
12:36
i just need to do two other 13 months
12:38
i'm really hoping that they're tall
12:40
enough because obviously we've got to
12:42
sit a big old gamery desk from this and
12:44
then a gamer chair
12:45
hopefully it's going to have enough
12:47
clearance hey could you guys yell your
12:49
donations
12:50
you guys yell your messages to me so i
12:52
can hear them
12:53
thanks okay
12:57
this what the [ __ ] i got the white one
13:00
i think that's a good style like it's
13:02
gonna be this is like a
13:03
oak so it's a little bit lighter than
13:06
the floor
13:07
it's almost like uh i can't i don't have
13:09
anything oh it's almost like that
13:10
the desk over there it's almost like
13:12
that i hope well that's what it would
13:14
look like on the website
13:15
i think it's gonna be fine oh [ __ ]
13:18
hey maurice you want to give me a hand
13:24
no no
13:28
why not
13:36
okay oh god yeah this is a lot more
13:40
parts than i thought it'd be i thought
13:41
it was just going to be like assembling
13:42
a small box
13:44
and it doesn't look like a small box it
13:46
looks like a very complex
13:48
large box oh [ __ ] oh
13:51
[ __ ] okay
13:54
you you oh my god there's so many pieces
13:58
what the [ __ ]
13:59
you ever drove i have a drill you have a
14:02
driller
14:02
i have a driller like um
14:05
to make uh screws yeah what to draw
14:09
screws yeah i have a drill
14:11
it's over there it's in the way you
14:13
threw boxes on top of taken
14:29
huh redwood relatively
14:32
when we making that it's like that color
14:35
the door
14:36
don't make a face it's gonna be okay
14:38
it's gonna look so good
14:40
it's gonna be so great
14:50
hey guys could you yell i can't hear
14:52
what you're saying i'm too far away
14:55
huh
15:03
[Music]
15:07
i need a better way to unpack these
15:16
i watched your youtube video it was
15:19
really fun but i can't understand what
15:21
they say because i can't speak english
15:23
but i'll enjoy it
15:26
okay fair enough wait
15:30
you can't understand what's happening
15:31
because you don't speak english
15:34
i've i've always heard like people watch
15:37
streams and stuff that they
15:38
in languages they don't know because
15:40
people have asked me to do captions
15:41
before on like minecraft videos
15:43
and i have no idea that's like a big
15:47
market
15:50
like in general and also why would
15:51
anyone watch me if they can't actually
15:53
understand the words
15:54
ah [ __ ] me that hurt a lot
16:03
i'm guessing this is the top of it that
16:05
looks like the top of it to me
16:07
and these are like the sides
16:11
there's so many pieces bro there's so
16:15
many
16:15
okay those are the drawer covers how
16:17
many screws there are
16:19
[ __ ] this just gonna be hard do you care
16:22
about if there's drawers in this
16:24
can i just make a big box
16:31
oh god i have no idea what any of this
16:32
is bro
16:47
what are these okay
16:52
if the desk ends up on even one i'm
16:55
ordering my own
16:56
what do you mean uneven like them
17:02
wait it feels like you're already not in
17:04
the mood to build them anymore
17:06
i feel like you're gonna [ __ ] it up you
17:08
feel like i'm gonna [ __ ] it up you're
17:09
gonna [ __ ] it up like i
17:10
i i built every single piece of
17:12
furniture in my new apartment yeah
17:13
myself
17:14
and i [ __ ] up a few times and i was i
17:16
was inspired it's like here how am i
17:18
going to mess it up
17:20
you already don't want to put the parts
17:22
in you're already asking can i just
17:23
leave half of it out
17:25
you know it adds to the stability it's
17:27
going to be fine
17:30
your troll
17:39
oh no she doesn't want to be seen on
17:41
camera i don't know why
17:43
all right do you have any words of
17:46
wisdom for me chad
17:48
while i'm locking it words of wisdom for
17:50
me to put everything aside
17:57
this will be a short stream it is like
17:59
finn has never built ikea furniture
18:01
before
18:02
any bets on it going dark before he is
18:04
finished
18:06
i built ikea furniture twice
18:10
no one time i built my bed with my dad
18:13
and my sister
18:15
i've never built ikea furniture alone
18:18
you should wait is there instructions
18:22
did you build this that's not like you
18:25
you better
18:25
build this you don't you just you should
18:27
find
18:30
i built my bed my couch my closets my
18:33
cup well listen
18:36
listen expert it's built everything in
18:39
my house
18:40
i don't care i'm a girl like i could
18:42
build this without the [ __ ] man
18:44
then come help i'm not tell me
18:47
tell me where this piece goes huh it
18:50
looks like it's either the bottom or the
18:52
sides
18:52
it looks like the bottom it's not the
18:55
bottom because it's one of the same it's
18:56
the side
18:57
see i could tell wait [ __ ] what is that
19:01
there
19:01
what's this thing you're holding this
19:03
side but what's this thing
19:05
that looks like the top it looks like
19:08
i
19:17
instructions these pieces are all for
19:19
their drawers yeah i know
19:21
i kind of gathered that all that tub you
19:23
probably have to put into the
19:25
wooden i need things instructions
19:29
how long will it take filter fin to
19:31
build this well i've only got an hour
19:32
and it's already been 20 minutes
19:36
uh i reckon like 6 30. how many is that
19:40
what that's in 30 minutes yeah i can
19:43
build it i'm not ready in 30 minutes
19:45
well that's when we gotta go that's when
19:47
the dance falls oh right wait yeah
20:03
i'm gonna do it just go through i i
20:06
think you've got no
20:07
faith in me just to build this desk just
20:09
throw knives
20:11
show something i no no no no i you have
20:14
no
20:14
faith in me to build this desk i can
20:16
build this desk
20:22
[Music]
20:28
[Music]
20:33
you really think oh i just gotta get
20:35
three wooden planks and a crafting table
20:37
yeah that's what it is this should be
20:39
all good to go
20:40
yeah this is my [ __ ] what is the
20:43
[ __ ] instructions
20:45
it's usually on the outside of what on
20:48
the [ __ ] box
20:50
that's the
20:57
oh was that the thing i ripped off
21:02
it might have been wait this is right
21:05
was this the thing no it's not that was
21:07
that the thing i ripped off
21:09
oh no oh god oh no
21:12
no it wasn't i was just attacked what
21:14
the [ __ ] was
21:15
what what in the tag there's usually
21:17
something in the tag
21:19
that no that wasn't i can tell from this
21:21
check it i'm looking bro
21:24
look there's nothing yeah i know that's
21:28
not it
21:28
that's what i said all right we got 30
21:31
minutes
21:31
was it a double package or did you buy
21:33
them separately it was a double package
21:55
holy [ __ ] i have another one
21:58
this is chaos okay
22:02
ow i fold it on my foot i have a samurai
22:05
saw
22:06
you can download the instruction page
22:11
literally half of you were just talking
22:13
[ __ ] and then the half of you were
22:15
trying to oh there's like
22:16
a third of you trying to help me things
22:18
are under the big pieces
22:22
okay a third of you were trying to help
22:24
me a third of you were talking about my
22:25
[ __ ] cake
22:27
and then like did you fix your food
22:30
what what do you mean fix my [ __ ]
22:34
i watched your stream for one second and
22:36
your entire [ __ ]
22:40
it look like i care about my dick and
22:42
ball
22:44
i don't know what the [ __ ] it is you
22:45
said it was under the big pieces and you
22:46
lied to me
22:47
and i actually mean these nope i got no
22:51
[ __ ]
22:51
clue bro nothing zero help from these
22:55
people
22:56
um zero help
23:00
too infinity war the [ __ ] i don't
23:03
actually know what your hair brushes i
23:04
used it and then i don't know where it
23:06
is
23:17
how did everything become so [ __ ]
23:20
hectic
23:24
it's the paper on the floor there's no
23:25
way it's in that there's no way
23:27
well have you looked no then maybe
23:34
longer
23:38
[Applause]
23:46
stop making things disappear
23:57
yo you see those reflexes i'm dr strange
24:00
bro
24:01
what does doctor straighten out to do
24:07
i caught the cloak the red cloak oh yeah
24:12
i kind of like dark strange
24:16
oh my
24:21
you said you had under an hour if the
24:24
stream is going to end before then it'll
24:26
cancel the prediction
24:29
oh god uh catch is that my airpod
24:32
where'd you find that ipod
24:34
on the floor wait i've not i
24:37
i haven't found that in like two months
24:39
it was here
24:40
what the [ __ ] okay no i don't want it
24:50
thank you the instruction okay right
24:52
thank you donos thank you donators
24:55
you have helped me greatly alright so
24:58
we've got how long do we have left what
24:59
time
25:00
is it it is all right
25:03
i have 30 minutes okay let's do it um
25:07
alex their names alex
25:11
i need a hammer [ __ ] that's the one
25:14
thing i don't
25:14
have oh oh no i no i need a screwdriver
25:19
and
25:19
i need a flat head of phillips a
25:22
screwdriver and css
25:24
i have a knife it's way better than
25:25
scissors that's like
25:27
half
25:51
just use mine use my hairbrush yeah the
25:54
hamburgers upstairs it's not upstairs
25:55
it's in the food
25:59
oh god airbrush is not able to use that
26:01
one
26:02
then use that one
26:04
[Music]
26:07
where's mine and the other food what if
26:09
i like to keep my hairbrush cold i'll
26:11
keep it in the fridge
26:12
[ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh it's not funny it is
26:15
funny
26:16
it's really funny no don't throw it
26:20
stop go away go shower
26:36
don't you [ __ ] dare what you hit them
26:39
you hit them
26:40
i don't care about them yeah you like
26:42
sharpies no no
26:44
no bad you get the mirrors i've got 30
26:47
minutes
26:49
[ __ ] you running
26:54
[ __ ] you i'll [ __ ] you i'll [ __ ] you
26:56
till you love me what the [ __ ] does that
26:58
even mean
26:59
it means i cut off the last word get out
27:02
of my house
27:02
the last word is
27:16
what the [ __ ] what's going on
27:32
most of the tools i need i've got a i've
27:35
got a drill
27:37
which in my opinion can form as a hammer
27:39
as well it's pretty heavy
27:40
and then like okay i need
27:43
i need a flat head give me a sec i've
27:46
got a whole thing oh my god
27:53
oh
27:57
all right my tool kit
28:00
and i've got a knife all right that can
28:03
act as scissors
28:04
how do i cut my hand what the [ __ ] how
28:07
do i cut my finger holy [ __ ]
28:08
how did that happen oh my god that's not
28:10
a that's a [ __ ] cut
28:14
god damn it how did that happen i've got
28:17
my hand somehow
28:19
god damn it okay hey chad
28:25
um how are you
28:28
you just witnessed me in uh maria
28:30
marie's marital dispute
28:34
okay arguing like an old married couple
28:38
she's throwing [ __ ] laundry
28:42
oh i landed on the chair [ __ ] yet okay
28:45
oh
28:46
right let's get started i got screws i
28:48
got everything i need
28:49
uh he says assembling on carpet blah
28:53
blah cool ikea i don't care i'm not
28:55
gonna call like here
28:57
i'm gonna assemble it as i wish okay
29:00
the two drawery bits i need to put weird
29:02
looking screws
29:03
into the two ferrari bits that's gonna
29:05
be easy
29:08
oh [ __ ] me this is not gonna be easy
29:11
wait what
29:11
like here what the [ __ ]
29:17
what the [ __ ] i don't get it
29:22
oh no i do i do get it okay [ __ ] it i
29:25
can do this i can do this
29:26
no one has any faith in me but i do
29:30
chat this is one time i need you to have
29:33
faith in me okay
29:35
i feel like i've got this oh [ __ ]
29:38
i feel like i've got this and everyone
29:40
else has mocked me
29:42
including theresa and including you so
29:45
i need i need some support on this one
29:48
i need you to uh believe in me this is
29:54
terrible
29:55
okay this thing this one i've got 20
29:59
minutes
30:02
all right how many of these things do i
30:04
need
30:05
let's see i need
30:09
six one two three four
30:12
five six okay sorry got six
30:16
what is this a thing phillips head
30:19
all right open the big boy
30:25
all right come on buddy
30:29
why are you disassembled bro
30:32
still works all right solid
30:36
first stage is good
30:39
this is a terrible point i really wish i
30:41
could see what the [ __ ] going on can i
30:43
like
30:43
open up chat on my phone hold on okay
30:46
i'm gonna open up chat on my phone
30:48
so i can actually see you okay i see
30:50
what you're saying
30:52
you're now i can now see every word
30:54
checked you better not be mocking me
30:57
hi hey how are you doing okay
31:01
so i gotta have
31:07
phillips what the [ __ ] what's gonna fit
31:08
on this one
31:11
i believe in you urine i believe that
31:12
you're an egg
31:14
not good time to stall not good and take
31:17
at least 30 minutes
31:18
no i no it's not that's him that's an
31:21
incorrect fact
31:23
that's faking fake it's a fake fact
31:26
why the [ __ ] is that there
31:29
wait that's not the right one oh no
31:33
oh
31:36
you're gonna fit in there you're gonna
31:38
fit in this
31:40
oh you fit [ __ ] yeah okay cool
31:43
hell yeah found the one baby what was
31:46
that thanks for the sub
31:48
who was it teemo clone hell yeah
31:53
okay open up you close the
31:57
close of you hell yeah
32:00
okay now i've got i get should this
32:02
thing should spin
32:04
[Music]
32:07
777 sextecillion 777 quintacillian 770
32:14
quarter or decilion 777 tree decilion
32:19
777 duodecillion 777
32:24
i don't feel like those
32:28
that was fake okay right
32:31
you can go any go away you can go
32:35
anywhere else like
32:38
just sit sit over there okay uh
32:42
same for you you guys oh [ __ ]
32:45
oh [ __ ] is this isn't it is this always
32:48
a lot of this really necessary
32:50
like it's still just it's just a thing
32:53
to put a desktop on
32:55
like at a certain point couldn't i just
32:58
like
32:59
not do the draws f1 and n5t
33:04
what repeat that
33:06
[Music]
33:08
let me not lose these the instructions
33:11
are drawn by mcesha himself
33:17
where do these go okay
33:22
okay
33:31
easy okay solid first stage
33:34
done what the [ __ ] is like this
33:37
there's four screws
33:41
huh there's four screw holes and it says
33:44
three
33:44
there's five scrolls and it says three
33:47
[ __ ]
33:50
what
33:53
what dude okay fine i'm just gonna guess
33:58
that's one
34:02
this is a terrible play okay let's do
34:08
this looks like the most even
34:09
distribution
34:12
that's three all right come over it
34:19
ignore that i almost broke that
34:22
and let's just focus on the positive
34:25
this is terrible good idea okay
34:29
one oh
34:37
well this is the inside it doesn't
34:40
matter that much if it's like
34:42
really straight you know like what's
34:45
you know it's fine
34:51
it's probably fine i may have made a
34:53
hole in it
34:54
but like is it really that big of a deal
34:57
you know
35:01
okay this one's kind of like leading
35:04
tower of pizza
35:05
over there so maybe that's not something
35:07
that we
35:08
put too much effort into looking at
35:09
deeply okay then i gotta put
35:13
what in the [ __ ] okay the dowels
35:18
that's gonna be simple three dowels in
35:21
each side one
35:24
two
35:27
[ __ ] god no no four okay
35:30
four two on each side wait twelve
35:33
[ __ ]
35:38
please for the love of whatever deity
35:40
you worship tie your hair back before
35:43
you get it caught in the drill
35:46
no it'll be funny
35:51
one two three okay that's six
35:54
uh okay let's count another six two
35:56
three
35:59
what the [ __ ] it's not necessarily the
36:02
hair that i'm worried about it's more
36:03
the nails
36:04
put a lot of effort into these nails and
36:07
i wouldn't want to lose them
36:09
okay there we go 12.
36:15
that's not 12. that's 12 yep that's 12.
36:19
14 months just got
36:22
here how's the build going
36:26
i don't have a hammer this is
36:30
all right got the hammer
36:34
all right let's try number one do they
36:37
have to go in halfway i'm gonna get what
36:39
that doesn't look like it fits there
36:41
okay really
36:45
all right
36:46
[Music]
36:49
it won't be funny it will be annoying
36:51
you wanna hurt yourself for content
36:54
fine but do it off camera i'm kidding
36:56
i'm kidding
36:58
i'm safe all right solid
37:04
that worked out pretty well i think
37:08
there is no way that this desk is gonna
37:09
be built in the next 20 minutes lol
37:12
i disagree with you i hope that
37:15
by the time that happens i hope that we
37:18
can get up
37:18
a screenshot of you saying that and then
37:21
also
37:22
the screenshot of what the desk looks
37:24
like by the end
37:25
i think it looked great i think i look
37:27
really good
37:30
i don't know why you guys doubt me so
37:31
heavily
37:34
in my abilities oh my god my hair okay
37:37
there we go
37:37
i don't know why you guys doubt me so
37:39
much
37:42
let me say let me reach
37:45
sevens [ __ ] just saying
37:48
sevens brother narrator is fed up
37:55
okay let's see maybe i do need a real
37:58
hammer i don't know if i actually have
38:00
one
38:01
um [ __ ] do i have anything like hammer
38:03
like
38:04
that's not electronic i have weights
38:09
that seems a bit unwieldy though i don't
38:12
[ __ ] know what i have
38:14
what do i own let's hammer like i have a
38:17
pistol
38:18
oh that's perfect holy [ __ ] there's
38:22
nothing going on in that thing
38:23
uh
38:26
yeah all right no oh
38:31
i have a bike lock brilliant
38:34
no one's ever got hurt with one of them
38:37
ah how could they alright b
38:41
this is brilliant i found a bike lock
38:43
okay let's
38:44
play
38:48
why does the table in the back look like
38:51
you are planning some sort of attack
38:54
it's the real question is attack on who
38:56
but congratulations you found me out i
38:59
need a mallet
39:01
i [ __ ] i
39:04
feel like a caveman the uh
39:11
i've just i have i'm a fan of
39:14
cool little weaponry you know what i
39:15
mean like
39:17
it's kind of neat you can get like a bow
39:19
and a crossbow and everything
39:21
it's just kind of cool right you can
39:23
just kind of own that [ __ ]
39:24
and it's fine like no one stops you
39:28
like it's a miracle that i was able to
39:30
do that
39:33
bro stream so early btw hello sexy
39:37
i think i nailed that i got them in
39:39
there they're like
39:40
you know they're they're a little bit
39:42
more than halfway in which is a little
39:44
bit annoying
39:46
so i'm not really sure if i did it right
39:51
but we'll find out okay right and then
39:54
they go
39:54
in this side of this
39:57
somehow okay right so let me put that
40:00
aside over there
40:02
okay
40:06
okay right how high could this be
40:10
this is fine okay i've got 10 minutes
40:15
[ __ ] it we'll do it a little bit longer
40:19
we've got i've got i've got to be
40:20
somewhere at seven
40:23
and i might have to look presentable
40:27
so we'll see how that works out
40:32
i didn't actually look if this is the
40:34
right piece ah [ __ ] i do guess
40:36
okay i listen thank god i love you
40:40
ogre hell yeah
40:44
that's it that's what she said
40:50
do you guys ever realize that i'm like
40:52
just an idiot
40:55
is there for a parent does that ever
40:58
come through my content
41:00
that i'm kind of just a dumbass just
41:03
doing
41:03
[ __ ] on the internet why can they why
41:06
are these
41:06
why do they go so far in that worries me
41:10
because like that's pretty [ __ ] in
41:12
there oh well
41:13
okay love your steams oh holy [ __ ] thank
41:18
you
41:22
thank you
41:25
okay that's something like that
41:30
that's in like that all right let me
41:32
plunk them in a little bit
41:38
yeah it's worrying how deep they go in
41:40
and i'm not putting much
41:41
pressure on them no i don't know
41:46
we'll see i have faith the desk will be
41:49
finished in less than two hours
41:53
two hours i'll get it done in wes
41:56
that's not bad
42:01
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] well either way
42:05
this can be a relatively short stream
42:07
there's gonna be one of those things i
42:08
might pick up with
42:10
later on in the night so we shall see
42:14
okay
42:21
you have a perfect smooth brain it's why
42:24
we like you so much
42:26
that's so nice of you i have such like a
42:30
nice petite non-wrinkly brain
42:35
i don't have one of those gross brains
42:36
request can you show us your power tool
42:40
oh wait i've lost it [ __ ]
42:45
oh it's behind me i'm sitting on it i'm
42:47
sitting on a power tool
42:50
it also does like this it has like a
42:52
hammer mode
42:54
so like i don't know if this
42:58
i don't i can't make it do anything so
43:00
i'm not screwing anything in but there's
43:01
a hammer mode
43:02
ah hopefully i don't forget to turn that
43:04
off later because that'd be bad
43:09
it like bunks everything and everything
43:10
it's great
43:12
if you need to get an object into a
43:14
thing
43:16
am i the man for you i feel like i could
43:20
totally i could be a professional at
43:23
this
43:23
like i could be one of those people that
43:26
just come around and assemble
43:28
the thing for you because they're like
43:31
good at it like they're trained
43:32
professionals
43:33
i feel like i could be that guy you know
43:41
okay
43:45
all right did that break also chat
43:48
since people missed me saying it the
43:50
last four times
43:52
i cancelled the prediction since the
43:53
stream is only a shirt one today
43:56
it wasn't fair so everyone got refunded
43:59
indeed okay so now that's a thing i
44:02
should actually be able to
44:03
make it a structure oh holy [ __ ] it's
44:06
time to make a [ __ ] structure baby
44:09
all right i'm putting those pieces
44:10
together i think
44:12
so i'm going to flip these two up on the
44:15
other side
44:17
on the other side put them in
44:21
and then drill them down with six of
44:22
these things
44:25
we're in the fog with six of these okay
44:28
one
44:31
they're hard to get with the nails bro
44:36
oh [ __ ]
44:39
my speedrun's losing time already
44:47
okay one two three four
44:50
they're the same size hopefully five
44:55
six hey great does that fit in this
44:58
thing in this drill bit still
45:01
yes it does solid what the [ __ ]
45:07
i just got a message saying you and
45:08
marisa are able to make it
45:10
uh yeah hopefully uh
45:14
yeah should be yeah should be
45:18
there we go we're on for dinner
45:24
i've made a severe and continuous life
45:28
okay right how does this [ __ ] go
45:32
okay so the side bits go
45:35
so it goes like this okay okay
45:39
all right it goes like this bit there
45:41
this bit there
45:43
i line that up oh my god
45:46
what the [ __ ]
45:49
okay come on buddy come on buddy can i
45:52
not just do like like this
45:55
yeah [ __ ]
45:59
like that bam like that
46:04
hell yeah my internet didn't just switch
46:07
off did it that's good
46:09
and then just like bump this together oh
46:12
[ __ ] me
46:13
okay
46:17
solid look at that [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
46:20
okay
46:26
uh
46:37
oh hell yeah oh and they said it
46:40
couldn't be done
46:41
finn never doubt always
46:45
prove the hate is wrong as they say
46:48
okay bump that in there
46:53
this one's the one that goofed so this
46:55
is going to be a little bit more tricky
46:59
y'all i expect so many pogs in chat when
47:02
i make a freestanding structure
47:05
out of nothing but my hopes and dreams
47:07
and your doubt
47:08
all right let me just
47:12
that worked way too well funk i'm just
47:16
humping the desk together
47:21
nailed it this is working so good okay
47:26
i'm gonna knee that one
47:42
did it look at that look at that [ __ ]
47:46
i [ __ ] nailed that
47:49
i just gotta like wedge it together wait
47:52
oh no
48:02
it's upside down
48:06
that's first video that i ran
48:10
there's supposed to be holes there
48:18
oh oh god
48:22
whoops well [ __ ]
48:26
well never mind at least we know it's
48:29
possible
48:30
um let's just that this can't be
48:34
too hard of a problem to solve
48:37
just we'll cut this part from the video
48:40
eventually
48:41
you know this is all
48:45
left on the cutting room floor i'd say
48:49
all right there we go this is the way
48:51
it's
48:53
brian
48:58
i'm a professional
49:02
they call me finn the ikea man
49:08
okay that's together
49:12
and then this thing needs to be
49:20
what the [ __ ] okay that's it that's it
49:24
oh that didn't sound good
49:28
it's in though it's making weird noises
49:31
but it's in
49:32
that sounded weird
49:39
there we go solid
49:44
let's do the same thing on the other
49:45
side [ __ ] funk
49:47
[ __ ] funk you're breaking it no i'm
49:50
not breaking it
49:53
i'm not twisting it it's making weird
49:56
noises but it's in
49:58
very soiled oh yeah
50:02
i'm so smart holy [ __ ]
50:07
oh i put it on the hammer mode did i
50:09
break that
50:10
no that's fine
50:13
boy okay i should probably be on a less
50:17
harsh setting
50:24
what's that song piano man i didn't put
50:27
them in before
50:28
what no i'm the piano man
50:35
i'm like here man yeah you do
50:52
no i'm not one year
50:55
you woo hey you can build this all you
50:57
want but if it's [ __ ] i'm not using it
50:59
it's fine that's the wrong size
51:04
i got one of them that's their own size
51:05
i told you that was the wrong
51:09
finn can't decide top or bottom so in
51:12
the end he just forces it in
51:23
so we're learning it takes more than one
51:26
fanboy to build a desk
51:28
indeed in the end i need to help
51:36
and i hope that falls out of that
51:39
it hasn't there it is
51:42
i i used the wrong size that's not my
51:44
fault it's just
51:46
the directions were unclear
52:03
why'd they make like a small version of
52:05
it
52:06
and a big version of it and told me they
52:09
were the same thing
52:12
garbage okay
52:15
it's just i gotta use the big boys not
52:17
the small boys
52:21
okay i need three of these there we go
52:25
solid look at that it's almost like an
52:28
automotive
52:29
this is cool i don't like how
52:32
judgingly you're looking at me
52:35
how does it look [ __ ] how does this
52:38
look [ __ ] i'm just getting a better vote
52:41
chad does this look [ __ ] does it look
52:43
bad to you i don't think it looks bad i
52:45
don't like how you're putting the big
52:47
ones
52:47
in last when you're supposed to put them
52:49
in first what do you mean
52:51
you put them in right the big ones you
52:53
know how they work
52:54
yeah you put them in then you put the
52:56
screw
52:58
washer
53:02
i'm following the instructions the
53:03
instructions for sure aren't telling you
53:05
to drill
53:05
them yeah it says it says screw them in
53:08
screw
53:08
not drill there is no drill on this i'm
53:11
just using it the faster way
53:13
just listen to me just like i'm just
53:14
fast and you're upset
53:18
you're gonna break the screw no it's
53:19
gonna [ __ ] everything out i'm not
53:22
look at that telling me that's goof it's
53:24
not made for drilling
53:25
i what do you mean everything's made all
53:27
you do is turn it 90 degrees you don't
53:29
[ __ ]
53:30
go until it stops that is when it stops
53:33
yeah but you're putting so much pressure
53:35
on i'm not putting something
53:37
so close to just breaking no it's not
53:40
it is no it's not i can see they're
53:43
uneven
53:44
how are they uneven you can tell no you
53:46
can't
53:48
you don't put them look at that
53:51
how's that back i nailed that this
53:53
thing's sold as a rock
54:05
yeah what do you think i'm stupid this
54:07
wouldn't be upside down
54:10
okay the other one works too
54:14
look at that yeah what do you think now
54:18
huh
54:19
i'm the ikea man
54:23
okay i think we've got these things to
54:25
do now i'm gonna have 12 of those are
54:27
the screws
54:29
four of the long boys onto these and
54:31
then i'm going to guess
54:32
i put them on the sides yeah
54:36
on the front and back even and then you
54:38
know what everyone will laugh everyone
54:40
will
54:40
uh cry because they all doubted me
54:44
everyone doubted me huh i know you gotta
54:47
leave here
54:48
in now we're gonna leave here now
54:53
they all doubted me
54:57
they all doubted me finally i'll have my
55:00
retribution
55:04
let me turn on chat again hold on
55:07
challenge compliments and i'm assuming
55:09
that you're all complimenting me correct
55:12
the finster sitcom
55:16
it's a [ __ ] tragedy okay
55:19
right there we go there we go
55:25
oh [ __ ] marisa representing our pain
55:30
no it's fine thank you holy [ __ ] a lot
55:34
of you are subbing thank you that's so
55:36
nice of you
55:37
oh god okay wait hold on
55:41
i see chat moving there but not here let
55:43
me restart twitch
55:45
okay five also i couldn't see the sub so
55:48
i want to read your names but
55:49
i want to read the names of people why
55:50
are seven how
55:52
how are so many months sub to the egg
55:55
seven seven seven seven seven seven
55:58
seven seven
55:58
seven seven seven seven seven seven
56:01
seven seven seven
56:02
seven seven seven seven seven seven
56:04
seven seven seven
56:05
seven seven seven can we get some eggs
56:08
in the chat guys
56:10
oh damn oh [ __ ] yeah life ban
56:15
thanks holy [ __ ] thanks for the 10
56:16
gifted subs dude
56:18
i'm assuming that's in you know the fact
56:20
that you want to celebrate how good i am
56:22
at ikea
56:25
that i'm a smart smart boy
56:31
look at that [ __ ] nailing this
56:34
not really i'm screwing it
56:38
but not screwing it up because that'd be
56:39
bad i'm i'm screwing it up in a good way
56:42
like i'm putting the screws in all the
56:44
right places you know what i mean
56:49
you know what i mean bam
56:52
[ __ ] yeah dude i'm so [ __ ] good at
56:54
this
56:55
like do you think when ikea was invented
56:58
oh [ __ ] they expected like
57:00
a man of my level of skill and ability
57:05
to be doing this like they didn't put on
57:07
the front get a drill
57:08
obviously because they never they never
57:10
expected anyone
57:12
to use a drill because like i invented
57:17
this is [ __ ] awesome
57:24
look at that one down
57:27
what's why is the other one look
57:29
different is this the same thing
57:32
yeah why not it's the same thing it
57:33
looks different but it's the same
57:36
yeah it's the same okay cool
57:39
uh how bad could it be all right
57:43
so okay right
57:46
technically we're in overtime right now
57:49
oh my god
57:51
because i should have been gone
57:54
how long's gonna take me
57:55
[Music]
57:59
oh yes here we are remember when you
58:01
reviewed my desk and trashed the ikea
58:04
parts of it
58:05
oh how the turntables
58:10
[Music]
58:15
yeah hold up did someone say seven 777
58:19
required 777 you acquired a gentilian
58:24
777 on quadrantillian 777 quadra
58:29
gentillion 770
58:32
what the [ __ ] why did brian sound like
58:34
he was just
58:35
it was a dog getting a treat 777.
58:39
what the [ __ ] okay right
58:42
uh there goes
58:45
nailed it done both of those what next
58:48
buddy what
58:48
next dude
58:51
[Music]
58:54
normal people have at least one hammer
58:56
and a set of screwdrivers at home
59:00
i have a screwdriver it's just attached
59:03
to an electronic motor
59:05
you know how hard could it be all right
59:08
so that
59:09
what the [ __ ]
59:15
they're the same i'm so confused by this
59:18
what the [ __ ] it's giving me two
59:19
different
59:20
sets of instructions for what i want to
59:21
do
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that that's the same though
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it says there's four drill holes
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you know how far the restaurant is away
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no
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no no you should check on uber i should
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yeah i'm a little busy
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can anyone tell me where um how far away
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this is from me
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right now here's my address it's my
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address here's where we're going
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for the next hour uh i'll see you there
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i can't [ __ ] figure this out this is
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really difficult
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what i'm gonna okay [ __ ] it i'm just
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gonna guess
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it can't be too bad like they're the
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same on both sides
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right so like how could this possibly be
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wrong
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like what i don't know
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like oh oh it's different on the other
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side
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okay it is different on the other side
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well it doesn't matter though does it
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because i can just flip the thing around
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who gives a care you know
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i'm so confused by this but there's no
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top and bottom
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[Music]
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there's no top and bottom even tts's
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voice is breaking for the egg
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finn is trying to be manly but we all
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know real men never read the
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instructions
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[ __ ] it yeah you're right yeah you're
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right i'm just gonna put it on this way
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this is my gut feeling because it was
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the closest thing to me
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[ __ ] there we go look at that i hit it
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wrong the first time
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there we go
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[Music]
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who needs a hammer when you've got such
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raw power in just your
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fists all right [ __ ] it that's right did
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i
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okay i don't think i needed screws for
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that okay right is this side the same
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that's the same
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okay is it yeah okay cool
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bunk
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okay done next
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wait [ __ ] and what are we done i should
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really be going
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i feel like i should really leave now um
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let me see i'm actually going to check
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how far away this needs to be because if
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it's like
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you you need to leave now then that's
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not good
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um
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what the [ __ ]
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this was a really fun stream guys i'll
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see you in a
62:47
i'll see you another time this was
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really cool
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this was really fun chad i had such a
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good look what i made
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um
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this is great this was fat this was a
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good stream
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i made a box i didn't make any of the
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drawers because why do you need drawers
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i'm of the opinion you don't need
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drawers i would rather just screw a
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thing to the front of this
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look at that look at this structural
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rigidity this is perfect
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i nailed this in no way did i ever mess
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this up
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and it was my question was was was was
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this
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was that was that a big deal because
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i'm hoping it wasn't but i kind of
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i'm kind of in my head thinking that
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this was a bigger deal than i may than
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the [ __ ]
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was the [ __ ] was
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okay [ __ ] it um i'll see you in the next
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one chat i gotta go call an uber
63:49
i nailed that i i built a gamer desk
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hell yeah we did it chat we did it one
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hour stream baby
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nailed it i'm so smart i'm so [ __ ]
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awesome i'm so cool
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i just know i'm giving off crap i'm
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[ __ ] cool i am god damn go watch a
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cool streamer tell them i'm a
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cool gamer desk i'm awesome goodbye chat
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that was disgusting