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[Music]
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gremlin now
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we gremlin today boys
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oh [ __ ] 11
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my god all right hello i'm a gremlin i
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know i get it i
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i know i'm aware but i showered i'm a
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clean gremlin
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this my hair's on the wrong side of me
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this is [ __ ] weird dude
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oh my god i'm a clean gremlin i'm a i'm
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a [ __ ]
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the surprise stream hey it's me it's
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your boy the [ __ ]
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so all right 13 months pog hey
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i have not streamed enough in my opinion
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maurice is here which means
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i am lazy i get nothing [ __ ] done
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so i just got out the shower i've got
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nothing on i like i'm i'm pretty much
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like
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we're about to verify the last day by
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the way of girl month
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uh i don't have a bra on yet because i
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just put on a shower shirt i've got
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shorts on right now
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i feel like i should give you guys the
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opportunity to just fully dress me up
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today
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give me give me your worst [ __ ] me up
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fam one
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one order [ __ ] me up fam please but here
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you go
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oh holy [ __ ] hell yeah thank you [ __ ]
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anyway
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here's what big bob's immediately helen
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why it's f
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okay listen here's what we're gonna do
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it's already oof
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you can pick literally anything i'm not
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even gonna i'm not even gonna
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ask you uh i'm not even gonna do
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anything that you don't approve of chat
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um it's all up to you
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we haven't done this in a little while
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and i want to start for giving a little
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bit i feel like i [ __ ] this
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the last two weeks i feel like i could
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have done better
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uh goth oh you [ __ ] uh so
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it's my i feel like i could have done a
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little bit better wtf
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so yeah i wanna do i wanna do uh i wanna
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do what you think's a good idea
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and also we're going to do a [ __ ]
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walk tomorrow not today tomorrow
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i could do some [ __ ] walking uh so
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here's what's happening tomorrow i'm
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getting the hair extensions taken out
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pretty early and then the eyelashes are
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going to be kind of late like 8 p.m
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so midday i feel like we go and do a
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walk
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maurice is here so she can be my
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bodyguard um
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and yeah we'll go on a walk together
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that could be kind of good it's probably
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going to be scuffed as [ __ ] but we're
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going to do it
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that's kind of a decent idea all right
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so yeah we're doing a walk
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and you guys you [ __ ] just messed me
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up thanks
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oh [ __ ] thanks john thanks for the
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five-year-old subs hell yeah i haven't
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seen you give subs before thank you
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that's very nice of you
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put it on the schedule no because i
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don't know when we're going to do it yet
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um hopefully not creepy people
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that's why we're going out in the
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daytime okay
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everyone either has said like goth or
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barbie so
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we're gonna flip-flop between it i will
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say listen [ __ ] every time we've ever
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done a goth thing
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i've tried i've tried tell me chat have
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i not tried
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like actually tried to do a goth thing
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let me search up finster goth
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real quick look it never ends up good
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i always end up looking like such a
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[ __ ] kremlin
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ah wait what the [ __ ] is this hold on
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look hold on there's this i always look
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like a [ __ ] gremlin i look bad it
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felt bad didn't what the [ __ ] is this it
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looked terrible
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that's not me but that would have looked
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a little bit better i guess
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none of these look good that's not me
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[ __ ]
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come on where's the [ __ ] do i have
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like my gremlin my recent gremlin
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version no where's the what i tried once
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remember i don't even think we put it
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was on google images it was that bad
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anyway um
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i'm gonna let you vote for each piece of
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it i'm not gonna say
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let's do a look and we'll vote on it i'm
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gonna kawaii goth
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maybe um i'm gonna let you
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do like each little bit and you're gonna
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vote on each little bit it might end
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up it might end up a little bit
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disjointed but we can try it
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okay kawaii
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i don't even know if i can can i show
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this evening
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yes okay look lookie i'm not gonna get
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banned all right so
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you know it's [ __ ] yeah okay
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it's a lot it's a lot a little game a
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girl
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oh [ __ ] you wanna let's be a gamer girl
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all right that's such a bad idea
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we'll save you hey [ __ ] hydrating
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let's go 100 on the height
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okay this is a terrible idea this is a
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[ __ ]
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terrible idea i shaved i'm ready for
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this
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14. awful awful idea uh
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oh bobby's oh god for what do you want
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to do that first
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what do you what do you want to do first
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do you want to get dressed first or do
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you want to like
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or do you want to do the makeup first
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what do you want to do what do you think
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this like holy [ __ ] it's all up to you
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go
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go do whatever up for you chat we need a
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poll what do you want
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mods mods i'm gonna i'm so sorry i
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haven't streamed a lot but this is where
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you're gonna get your working hours in
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hey kevlar
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holy [ __ ] thanks for [ __ ] subs thank
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you kevlar how very nice of you
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you will i hopefully you will vote
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dressed okay we need a poll mods we need
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a poll dress or mate uh get dressed to
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do the makeup first
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i mean i can do the poll but you know
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i like yelling into the ether to see
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which one to do first
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uh and then
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i'm so fast bro i'm like quick as hell
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there we go
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all right go undress
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i'm the only mod here you can do one
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here make up first
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what okay well we'll see the majority
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oh vast majority is saying get dressed
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okay an
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interesting start i've
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i don't usually get dressed first but
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okay i guess they just want bubs like
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now
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seven months okay dress first all right
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dude i'm sorry the other guy had one
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year i don't know what to say
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twelve months of disappointment let's
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see
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boys shut up nation give us bobs bobs
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okay right fine the bob's
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the bob's are very clearly winning this
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all right
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right so what the [ __ ] do we wear then
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i thought the makeup would be easy at
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least with the makeup it's like an easy
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start it's that if there's the only
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option is that one i can at least start
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but now i've got to think about this
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[ __ ] lifebound holy [ __ ]
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god damn thank you 10 gifted subs i'm
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going to spend that on
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nothing good i'm going to spend it on
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everything bad i'm going to get a man
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murdered for that money thank you
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um okay i picked out this skirt
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before i decided that i was gonna get
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dressed tell me if you enjoy it emmy i
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bought heat
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hair protecting spray you're welcome i
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picked out this skirt
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you may recognize it as the dangerous
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gut nation what the [ __ ] nation
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what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] oh is that your
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100th gifted sub
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hell yeah congrats dude [ __ ] congrats
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on everyone that just got a sub and also
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congratulations go 100 gifted subs total
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hell yeah you're gonna need some
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stockings to go and a corset to go with
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that
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oh man oh man did i miss you guys chad
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i missed you i missed i missed your
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creative outlook on
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me fitted subs get yourself something
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pretty
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thank you i'll get it um what should i
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get i'm gonna get a
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can i get like a [ __ ] what can i buy
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for that
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what can i get i'm gonna go on amazon
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moment smiling it's bad when like the
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[ __ ] the first thing on my amazon is
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like
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i don't know what the [ __ ] that is like
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a pool float for some reason oh oh
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[ __ ] a pool floatie for the hot tubs
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thing
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and then underwear just [ __ ] thongs
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great
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13 months make it first they've don't
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they voted
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to get dressed first all right what do
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you think in terms of like an outfit
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let's do a quick yes or no on the skirt
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and if no we'll go and pick a whole new
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thing
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if yes we'll go and like pick a shirt to
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go with it and like you know
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stockings and [ __ ] like that okay or
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thigh highs all right chat i'm going to
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do a pole yes or no on the skirt
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let's see uh
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yeah no okay new
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here you go i want to stream a lot more
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i kind of miss it i like strong
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okay yeah skirt this is the [ __ ]
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danger skirt so
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ah i'm gonna try and be a little bit
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better with it but
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okay other options oh yeah if you vote
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no for the skirt other options
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oh holy [ __ ] a lot of you have said yes
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okay most of you have said yes
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all right [ __ ] it this skirt is the
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dangerous rose danger skirt evergreen
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okay oh god i feel like i'm already
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gonna regret this i thought this was
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such a good idea and now i'm looking at
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my pile of clothes prime guys it's free
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money
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it's a terrible [ __ ] idea all right
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prime guys free money please give me the
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jeff bezos bucks
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what are you what other options
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literally anything else that i've worn
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before
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literally anything oh [ __ ] wait
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i got my nice water all right give me a
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second i bought something wait [ __ ] let
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me see what i bought can i even
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do i want to keep it a secret or do i
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want to show you guys what i bought hold
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on let me see
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uh you'll like this give me a minute me
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a minute we're doing
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impromptu unboxing
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13 months pog
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all right amazon i bought this recently
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and i didn't open it now talking with
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corset everyone
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[ __ ] all right listen bucko where the
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floral strappy dress with your suede
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strappy heels and stockings
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hear my first simp request floral
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strappy dude oh the blue one
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the strappy heels heels and stuff suede
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strappy heels i don't remember owning
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suede jealous i don't know if i own
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those
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watching this at the therapist's office
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all right chap here's what i've got you
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may recognize the brand
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um you recognize the brand the packaging
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it is a favorite
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all right let me show you what i got uh
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this is one thing that i did buy because
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i thought it'd be
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a very fun stream uh
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don't oh what the [ __ ] adult diapers
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i didn't buy adult diapers but what the
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[ __ ]
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okay my advertisement for adult diapers
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is gone
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uh what i did buy is this let me get it
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up on amazon because i've uh
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got it hold on let's see
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where are all my german fellows in the
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chat
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my nun service oh should that be a
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comment ask shanice nanaigantum der
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bundis republique deutschland i hate
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this
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okay german i've had enough of the
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german does he mean the blue heels
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i bought the dress to match
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they aren't strafy though but maybe
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they're kind of low all right ready this
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is what it is
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oh [ __ ] but this is what i got
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it's this i bought that okay this is
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what i bought recently i got it in
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medium
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that's what i got solid
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that's what i bought this one
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now there is that as the option i i
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there is that right but i would like to
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inform you that i have never tried on
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before it could be just too small could
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be too big i don't know it could be
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not good we don't know i gotta say it's
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medium and i usually get these in size
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large because my shoulders wide
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but i don't know put it on i'm leaving
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this one up to you chad
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do we do another poll do we do another
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poll
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try on haul oh okay
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i vote for the red i vote for the red
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slash uh the red check dress or the blue
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four on so my face
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i agree the red one was a favorite but
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[ __ ] it's so
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[ __ ] short all right let me grab you
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what he's on about and i'll show you
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i'll give you guys some options
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obviously we're going with the favorites
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stop lost
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i've lost the [ __ ] blue one i've lost
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the [ __ ] blue one
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i don't know where the blue one is oh no
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it's literally right there okay bottom
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it's in my it's in my clothing box all
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right here's the
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is the strappy uh blue floral one right
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remember that picture me with short hair
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solid here's the one that staff
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mentioned which is this one
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it's so [ __ ] short
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it's a mini dress stuff it's a [ __ ]
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mini dress
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that's not the one i meant uh was the
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one that looks like two items
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oh you mean the oh you mean the black
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one the pla oh
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i know which one you're on about the uh
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oh yeah
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i think that's oh god is this on my
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chair of garbage yes
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it's on my chair of garbage all right i
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just i've got
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my old gaming chairs just this one you
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mean okay
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right all right all right there is that
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one as well
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what do you think what do you think let
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me do all right let me let's see
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let me add where did i put the okay i'm
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just gonna leave that there
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100 risk you need to tuck this time
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[ __ ] gremlins
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absolute gremlins than a lot of you
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okay this is it those are your options
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there i think we can fit in one to
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another poll we're gonna do a poll
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i think we can fit one more into the
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poll
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if you've got any other favorites i'll
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add it chad
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what do you think what the [ __ ]
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whoever
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what is it bikini the [ __ ] gremlin
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all right
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all right all the made one okay [ __ ] it
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we'll do the all right or the made one
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okay
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so outfit let's do
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made before i forget about it the school
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girl thing i haven't done a school girl
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one have i
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uh
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can i even type that yeah i can and then
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uh
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ah [ __ ]
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what was what am i gonna call the black
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shirt and okay if i get black
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blue dress and heels the bright blue
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dress and heels
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oh [ __ ] i mean the heels are probably i
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listen
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if i'm gonna just guess chat they're
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gonna ask for heels uh
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so and then their black shirt one
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uh black shirt red skirt okay and then
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[ __ ] what was the other one
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[ __ ] baby [ __ ] um blue floor dress
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blue blue pink
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floral dress there we go okay ready chat
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are you ready to vote
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go you have a limited amount of time one
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minute
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this is going to be the most important
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decisions you make all night chat the
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looks going to probably match what you
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give me
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the maid dress the schoolgirl outfit has
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came in a massive lead holy [ __ ] i
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should have done something else
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nothing else is even remotely competing
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schoolgirl at 77
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but falling to 74 percent the major s is
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at 9
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right now kind of gaining a little bit
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of ground but so is the black shirt red
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skirt another
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fan favorite only 10 votes behind the
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mage dress at this point schoolgirl has
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now
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fallen to 72 percent but still is
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looking like it's the
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king of these polls i think we fricked
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up
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shot down bad okay the bearing i do give
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the
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the new thing may not work out so we'll
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have to do it just in case in case we
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try this on and it goes badly
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the rose sports commentator dude i need
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like a [ __ ]
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i need like a what's it called like a
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edm
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soundtrack behind me as we do it
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okay there we go schoolgirl 70 [ __ ]
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with 855 votes
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second place being 11 of the votes with
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135 score girl wins
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by a landslide i could totally be a
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commentator bro i
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put me in the east put me in an esports
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orc envy you just hired minks
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hit me up i'll just sports cast your
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games i'll do it that'd be so much fun
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why wasn't made voted for it was it was
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second place oh by the way
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followed very closely behind by the old
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the original the classic fan favorite
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this one
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for all germans we should end be here
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because germany lost to england in the m
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oh i if i was you i wouldn't talk about
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that in front of my
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current housemate okay and holy [ __ ]
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okay here's my plan without the usual
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teasing do you experience
20:03
changes in your self-perception by the
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girl months you are forced into
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oh [ __ ] that's such a deep question
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jesus christ hey
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finn real quick can you answer something
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about your deep-rooted sense of self
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i don't [ __ ] know i what that's
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that's a hard question
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that's a hard [ __ ] question god damn
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well [ __ ] uh
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not recognizably i guess maybe
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subconsciously
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oh that's not good oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
20:36
anyway what's that way of sitting i was
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doing something and now i'm sitting down
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again this got deep i don't like this
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okay
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bob size all right something more
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manageable
20:46
choose the size of my [ __ ] milkers
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bro
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all right i'm gonna quickly open up a
20:51
window so my neighbors can hear me
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scream
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i mean
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because it is so [ __ ] warm in this
21:02
room bro
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egg giant mummy milkies well let's see
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first because
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okay so here's my strat right so this
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dress has this it has like a cut out
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oh god ass that's [ __ ] okay it has like
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this
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there and i can kind of replicate that
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a little bit but not fully it's kind of
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a little bit like the cheerleader outfit
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we did that one time so we'll see
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we'll see i'm not sure how big we can go
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feasibly
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is what i'm saying
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what is it like to have the most down
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bad chat on twitch
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amaranth's chat would be uncomfortable
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i don't think you guys are that damn bad
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i put a pole up
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i put a pole
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oh chad it's not looking good eighty
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percent of you have said you down bad
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okay well you know what next stream
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we've got this
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the the c-string [ __ ] like all right
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well let's go go dress oh we will so
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i've got to do this kind of off camera
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this is why i didn't want to do this now
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chest plate bobs i have some they're not
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going to look good though
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they're gonna look bad do you want me to
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prove that these are gonna look bad or
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do you want like
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do you want this to be normal because
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they look bad
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drum okay let me oh can i even show you
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this [ __ ] give me a minute i can
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oh [ __ ]
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okay so chat i'm not allowed to like
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show you the front side of these
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buckos but i have some
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prove it i'll prove it listen so these
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are what they are
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i have some i'm not allowed to show them
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the front side anyway
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because the back side is just rubber but
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you can see what i mean
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can i like do this hold on can i do this
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like you know what i mean like this is
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not my skin color like that's what it's
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going to look like on me there
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it's not going to look good it's chat
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they aren't going to look good at all
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you see what i mean like that jesus yeah
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you misinterpret how pale i am i am
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translucent
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i am i i am in light mode i this is
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arguably this is darker than my skin
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color can we get a color match or some
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[ __ ] in photoshop
23:53
like color pick out like that versus my
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skin tone
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i feel like i am brighter than it like
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i'm a vampire bro
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why are you just giggling for my
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daughter yeah i'm gonna go
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yeah outside okay does rain message me
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okay
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so i'm gonna go oh have fun
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oh it's over here oh yeah hh are those
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the ones
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they're so good hold on
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guys long time no see
24:25
yeah i'm gonna leave you got the tattoo
24:28
77 down back
24:29
safe bonk all right have 77 down bad
24:34
dude
24:34
hey tell me if this smells weird no
24:38
i've seen that tick-tock oh [ __ ] oh my
24:41
god you must [ __ ] knock me off the
24:43
chair
24:44
my god all right ah
24:47
you're on camera my security camera chat
24:50
uh you're on your own all of you are on
24:53
the phone to
24:58
911
25:00
get out of here get out of here i saw
25:02
that tick tock trend get out
25:04
all right abuse caught in 4k kiss
25:06
they're all saying
25:07
oh [ __ ] [ __ ] kiss no
25:10
can we stay to the tick tock second i
25:12
don't want to stage
25:17
this is bad all right [ __ ] hell what
25:19
are we doing oh he's doing something can
25:20
you vouch that these look bad by the way
25:22
the yes i have the same ones yeah
25:24
they're like yellow
25:26
they don't work then what i can't
25:28
believe you just broke it
25:30
i am broke you just broke it oh my god
25:31
you broke it glimpsed my nose
25:34
my announcement oh my god we're gonna
25:37
build a desk today friends i'm not going
25:39
out it was just uh staged
25:42
man why [ __ ] you man why do you have the
25:44
camera [ __ ] mirrored it
25:45
because it's my stream you're not
25:47
supposed to get off my stream
25:49
go have go have fun it's so weird go
25:51
have fun with the right
25:52
these poor people by being in the mirror
25:54
dimension this is how it would be if
25:56
they were there
25:57
like if they were there this is what
25:58
they'd see
26:01
they would be so tall look i'm following
26:03
the camera
26:04
this is a short person chat how tall are
26:07
you what like five foot
26:09
that's like what five foot
26:13
two can you try something what just
26:15
missing come here
26:16
no no i just want to try something
26:17
that's a challenge my [ __ ]
26:19
give me a minute uh you're you're all
26:21
lying six foot seven what are you rambo
26:24
no you're not
26:25
you flip the camera up a bit so they can
26:26
see you okay you're gonna
26:28
see my [ __ ] feet though yeah it's
26:30
good that's not good
26:32
that's good what about that that fine
26:36
it's all tilted little tilted it's a
26:38
little tilted i'd say it's a little
26:39
tilted
26:40
it's a little tilted a little bit back
26:41
maybe it's a little bit tilted
26:44
a little bit maybe maybe a little bit
26:47
tilted there we go here's the challenge
26:49
yeah okay this is a lot of people lose
26:52
i'm doing i'm doing a
26:53
completely different thing yeah but
26:55
interlock your fingers
26:56
what interlock your fingers should see
26:59
and then put the
27:00
chair back in i'm like here shit's easy
27:03
turn like this what like this to the
27:06
camera
27:06
okay okay so you interrupt your fingers
27:08
is this like one of the like it's like
27:10
then you're gonna
27:10
you're center of gravity thing yeah
27:12
you're gonna fall over and maybe
27:13
if you can't do it you're gonna fall
27:14
over okay yep
27:16
push them down yep now you can't look
27:20
at the sole of your right foot you
27:23
totally can
27:24
try it you're 100 seconds cute
27:29
[Music]
27:32
[ __ ]
27:34
i have so many knives i have so many
27:36
knives and guns
27:38
you're in danger sonny jim you're in
27:40
danger buckaroo
27:43
i'm gonna sit here yo what the [ __ ] you
27:46
guys saw that
27:48
you're gonna flip your hat on can i
27:49
squat you what time soon i'll no
27:51
i'll leave i'll no get out get out i'm
27:54
doing a whole different stream
27:55
no you're not doing a whole difference
27:56
i'm doing all ready to build my desk
28:00
that's not no please don't don't just no
28:03
jesus christ i'm i'm trying to be
28:05
playing with [ __ ] knives you don't
28:06
have to use
28:07
i know how to use that break this and
28:09
when we're on my camera we're
28:11
flipping the camera back
28:14
you want it mirrored you want it in the
28:15
alternate dimension instead of
28:17
actually what it looks like i goofed the
28:20
camera
28:22
[ __ ] goofed it all right have fun
28:25
i hope it goes well i hope it goes well
28:36
all right what the [ __ ] are we doing
28:38
kiss they're all just saying kiss
28:40
oh good lord no
28:43
bad chat you're all 77
28:46
down bad was completely made up fact it
28:48
was it was
28:49
more like 88 oh not good
28:53
okay play dress-up oh exactly yeah
28:56
that's what we're doing
28:57
something much more easy and fun okay i
29:00
bet you're having a great day i hope
29:01
you're having a great day i am actually
29:02
i'm having a really nice day
29:04
okay hey thank you twitch prime
29:08
nice and cheery thank you god i
29:10
completely missed the donation by the
29:11
way i'm so sorry
29:12
[ __ ] oh what uh though the
29:15
valance brand one i don't know they're
29:18
just
29:18
on amazon how would you how would you be
29:21
able to tell
29:22
wait i have i have no idea
29:25
it might have been it was from america i
29:28
don't know if that
29:28
it's probably they're never really from
29:30
america they're from like you know china
29:31
or something but on american amazon
29:33
because we were able to order it to the
29:34
uk so they probably won in america
29:35
probably in china or something that's
29:37
why they usually get made
29:38
anyway so boys
29:42
does rose have a discord yes i do and
29:44
i'm sure a mod will post it now anyway
29:46
so desk update the same place i left it
29:49
off
29:50
uh is it very you know it's the little
29:52
for big is a very known brand in some
29:53
places yes
29:54
okay i've got to go try this thing on
29:57
where'd i put it i put it down
29:59
uh okay i've gotta go try this on
30:03
but the thing is i'm gonna look like
30:05
[ __ ] for a minute
30:07
how do i do this like without having to
30:09
leave you for like half an hour
30:11
like academy for wayward girls
30:17
what the [ __ ] does wayward mean is this
30:20
some sex
30:20
thing is this a sex thing why would what
30:24
is that
30:25
i'm gonna google it what the [ __ ]
30:28
wayward oh it means like
30:33
perverse oh [ __ ]
30:37
oh it's like a bratty thing fair enough
30:41
okay uh why would i i don't know oh my
30:44
god the [ __ ]
30:45
thing fell over got a ghost anyway
30:48
uh [ __ ] how do i do this so here's what
30:51
i want to do
30:52
this like hole in the middle where it's
30:54
like there
30:55
i want to try and do that with the with
30:58
the you know when i do the thing but um
31:00
i move my vr set thing
31:04
with these i want to try to do it with
31:06
the you know the bobs that look good
31:08
when i actually
31:09
try but it takes a minute like where i
31:11
go like that it takes a hot minute to
31:13
get done though
31:14
this is way too low now there we go
31:18
is that better is that how it was i feel
31:21
like that's how it was okay
31:23
play animal videos when you're gone yeah
31:25
okay bob's dude
31:28
so this goes on and then we do those
31:30
different size of bobs over it
31:32
how about
31:36
wait no what are we even doing i picked
31:38
it should i get dressed now or should i
31:40
do the makeup first and now we've picked
31:41
the outfit
31:42
what do we do kitty videos today
31:46
what do we do uh what's the best way to
31:47
go about this in my opinion i say we
31:50
start off dress
31:51
[ __ ] gremlins all of you fine
31:54
we can do that first it's dude all of
31:56
you want the dessert before the main
31:58
course you know i mean you none of you
32:00
want to finish your goddamn broccoli
32:03
no no you want to do the prep work you
32:05
just want to get to the end
32:06
all right let's see go find go go oh
32:09
hell yeah okay now i want to do like
32:13
we haven't done a oh [ __ ] there's going
32:15
to be the donation
32:16
goal for girl month tomorrow should we
32:20
do we start off today or tomorrow i kind
32:23
of want to start off today because go
32:24
month like ends tomorrow
32:26
just so we have like a day where i'm
32:28
actually streaming you know
32:32
what do you think can we it's not
32:33
tomorrow it's after the break
32:35
oh is it oh i thought it was like
32:37
tomorrow oh
32:39
[ __ ] it's the seventh ah that makes a
32:40
lot of sense okay
32:42
that makes a lot of sense [ __ ] okay
32:44
okay all right we got it
32:48
this is a terrible terrible plan okay
32:50
let's do it
32:54
i keep forgetting i keep thinking it's
32:55
like the first of this month i've been
32:56
worried about it okay
32:58
was the day you wanted to do the walks
33:00
tomorrow unless you're planning to
33:01
stream during the break time i'm not
33:03
that's the thing that's why i wanted to
33:04
do it like sort of before i guess anyway
33:07
do i prefer broccoli over pizza right
33:10
let's get these done
33:11
let's get bubs sorted i think right
33:14
should we get the bob sorted and i'll
33:18
just be wearing this i'll get the bob
33:19
sorted and then like
33:21
i'll cut back i guess the [ __ ] am i
33:23
doing with my god i'm like
33:24
this is so stupid ah [ __ ] okay um
33:28
this is terrible terrible plan yeah okay
33:30
big bobs we'll sort the we'll sort out
33:32
big
33:33
uh what do you want to watch in the
33:35
meantime well you thunky
33:40
this is a terrible fun just grow them
33:42
and save time or look into getting um
33:45
[ __ ] some implants easy okay this
33:48
shouldn't take
33:48
too long i think
33:52
caster wise what the [ __ ] cute animals
33:55
cute
33:55
animals playing there we go
34:00
62 million views how could it be bad all
34:03
right there we go
34:05
there we go view this for a minute brb
34:08
oh god don't copyright strike me [ __ ]
34:12
sake
34:14
how are they able to upload such things
34:16
okay
34:17
uh let's put on
34:20
ah i can't put on music i'm gonna get
34:23
dmcad all right
34:25
[ __ ] what's it called what's that one
34:27
song that we liked was there one song
34:28
that we like the uh the one from
34:30
thingamajigs i'm stupid i'm streaming so
34:33
long what was it
34:35
dreaming also dream oh [ __ ] what was it
34:37
disco that's the one huge
34:38
girls and all i got is a manly man with
34:40
big bb feels good man
34:42
nice let's go sweet trip all right we'll
34:44
do that
34:49
[Music]
35:01
each bob
35:14
[Music]
35:28
so
35:31
[Music]
35:42
ladies
35:56
[Music]
36:24
so
36:32
[Music]
36:42
[Applause]
36:43
[Music]
37:20
so
37:22
[Music]
37:41
[Music]
37:50
oh [ __ ] i'm nowhere even near done
37:53
i'm not even near done why is emote only
37:56
chat on
37:57
let the people talk to each other please
38:02
let them talk mods
38:07
it's not a humongous game because i want
38:09
it to be you're not the all-powerful one
38:11
here stuff i am
38:12
i'm still trying to find a [ __ ] bra
38:14
how'd i just lose this thing
38:16
it's gone i i owned bras
38:19
i do this [ __ ] with my phones as well i
38:22
would highly recommend using baby powder
38:24
with that silicon
38:26
i'm not going to use this shake myself
38:27
early on i'm not going to use
38:29
i'm not using those to do fake bobs i'm
38:30
using something else i'm using my
38:32
traditional method freedom
38:34
freedom okay i'm using my traditional
38:38
method
38:38
the way of the the way of the old gods
38:41
this is how you really do fake tits and
38:43
you make them work and you make them
38:45
look good tuck cause it
38:47
dude oh [ __ ] god
38:50
you don't even need to talk with this oh
38:52
god i hate you all okay right
38:53
uh is this good no this could be better
38:57
this is good but it can be better okay
39:01
you can do it here like that and then
39:04
layer like you
39:05
and that should work almost
39:08
yeah that works okay [ __ ] it solid now i
39:11
need a bra
39:13
how did i lose a bruh where's my bra
39:15
[ __ ] i had a bra i owned a bra
39:17
i swear to god i owned a bra where'd it
39:18
go i owned a bra
39:20
[ __ ] okay give me one second i'm gonna
39:22
grab just a black bra cause who cares
39:32
i lose i lose every single thing i own
39:36
next time i'll se oh dude next time i'll
39:38
say subscriber elian
39:40
all right okay right oh this is terrible
39:44
all right chad here's what's gonna
39:46
happen i'm pretty
39:47
how do you lose a bra i've had so many
39:50
are those [ __ ] tadpoles are they
39:53
eating [ __ ]
39:54
tadpoles those aren't cute animals
39:55
playing that's cute animals hunting
39:57
all right oh cute animals dying
40:01
okay it's done i've got my i've got them
40:03
on
40:06
i bought you loads how do you lose
40:07
everything well i'm using i'm wearing
40:09
one of the ones that you sent me okay
40:11
bruh okay ready one sec let me
40:14
tab back in okay hi
40:17
me you can't see it yet but i'm kind of
40:20
also testing a white shirt with a black
40:22
bra kind of looks fine
40:23
i haven't got the actual bobs in yet so
40:25
there's nothing sticking out but
40:28
you can kind of like [ __ ] see my
40:30
illusion tech you know what i mean
40:32
it's like out of spiderman okay anyway
40:37
okay wait dude hold on you can use mine
40:40
if you want
40:42
oh and what do you need
40:46
i'm just standing my doorway it's weird
40:51
what okay right finn is mysterio
40:54
confirmed okay so i've got these
40:56
what now okay what size
40:59
chat don't make me regret it but what
41:03
size bob's do you want
41:08
i'm gonna give you this opportunity bear
41:11
in mind
41:11
the [ __ ] all of you okay i'll go i'll
41:14
make a poll
41:15
right a year of loving this stream
41:18
bob's small
41:23
medium medium
41:26
large all right
41:30
i've given you the mcdonald's [ __ ]
41:32
approach small medium large
41:34
go i don't know the cups
41:38
i'll let you vote you can please use
41:42
your power wisely chat
41:44
use your power wisely i want to sprite
41:48
me too
41:49
are you bringing a build a gaming desk
41:50
after we addressed yes
41:52
oh holy [ __ ] okay a new it's
41:55
very 50 50 between medium and large
41:58
interesting hmm larg
42:02
lag is at 43 and falling 42
42:06
now medium is now small as no one no one
42:08
is a fan of the small titty uh committee
42:10
uh but mediums are 53 the majority of
42:14
you are asking for medium
42:15
interesting up 42 52 53 oh it's staying
42:19
stable
42:20
my stocks are stable here where's my
42:23
thick in
42:24
okay all right let me grab your like let
42:27
me show you the differences okay
42:31
oh my god all right i'm going to show
42:33
you the differences between them
42:36
i goofed all right let me put these up
42:41
okay return it to me
42:45
okay i will oh that's the wrong way
42:47
around [ __ ]
42:48
okay hold on there's my thing there
42:50
there bam bunny
42:52
where's my other bobs hold up i've lost
42:56
let me grab medium 11 months pog
43:00
love you dude
43:04
[Music]
43:08
chat we are down bad also chat
43:12
he went down bad okay right though
43:15
i've got him the milkies i've i've
43:17
secured the milkies
43:19
get bigger we'll see okay here's medium
43:22
the medium is so close to large well
43:23
we'll see okay here's medium
43:25
right uh bing bong bing bong
43:29
okay here is medium these are medium
43:32
these are medium these are the medium
43:34
size what do you think
43:36
right i want you to get these in your
43:37
mind i probably should have done this
43:39
beforehand
43:40
these aren't the large ones these are
43:42
the normal you know like [ __ ] these
43:44
are the regular sized
43:45
badangu dunks right now let me give you
43:49
let me show you the lark
43:51
we're gonna need bigger well we'll see
43:53
well
43:54
it did vote medium well [ __ ] it i'll
43:58
show you
43:59
oh i'll make it fair i'll make it fair
44:00
these are the ones that stick on
44:02
they seem very big for medium that's why
44:04
they're medium and not small
44:05
small is like kind of not really
44:07
noticeable
44:08
but we'll see okay these are the large
44:10
ones one section
44:11
i'm doing them i'm putting them in the
44:13
thingamajig this is like what weighs my
44:15
chest down
44:18
[ __ ] and these are the large boys
44:21
these are the we
44:22
these are the [ __ ] large boys they're
44:25
like
44:25
you know they're like here right these
44:28
the large boys okay
44:30
so now you've seen these
44:33
now you've seen these i'm going to let
44:35
you re-vote
44:37
so now you've got the attribute now
44:38
you've got it my [ __ ] anime milkers
44:40
are weighing me down
44:42
okay
44:45
repo okay let me see if any of the large
44:48
people switch to medium if any of the
44:49
medium people switch to larry all right
44:52
small mid mid large
44:56
okay ready three two one go i'm gonna
44:58
take these out in the meantime
45:01
small and flat are different
45:06
okay ready what is it going to be
45:10
well we seem to have swayed some of the
45:13
vote
45:15
it now is not 50 50 it is now more
45:18
30 17.
45:21
give me throw throw how dare you
45:25
[ __ ] [ __ ] you idiot right we vote
45:28
to give the people what they want stuff
45:30
i'm a man of the people
45:32
medium still premium don't worry
45:36
the nice thing is about it we can swap
45:38
them out pretty easy
45:39
so you know it don't really matter too
45:41
bad
45:44
okay so let me let me try the next thing
45:46
to do is to try and get this thing on
45:48
but before that we can do a corset so
45:53
you wanna do you wanna corset
45:56
this might end up swaying the the bob's
45:59
pretty large and also i got another
46:00
thing that i got in from the mail
46:02
and i thought it i thought i ordered
46:04
something but it was po
46:06
so i kind of i don't know it had no name
46:08
on it so i would have shouted it out but
46:10
here's the thing yes i [ __ ] how would
46:12
i have guessed
46:13
i've got this corset it's made by the
46:16
same company
46:17
which is why it's a fan favorite i say i
46:19
had to pull that out of the back of the
46:21
thing but i've also got the regular one
46:23
which is a little bit better quality but
46:24
there is this one which is like
46:26
bigger and means i wouldn't have to wear
46:28
a bra so they just kind of sit i've
46:29
never i haven't really used one
46:31
that's like over bust in a while i
46:33
haven't tried it on either so i don't
46:35
know
46:35
i don't know if it's any good
46:39
so i'm not sure which one do you think
46:41
and then there's the the other one is
46:42
this one
46:44
is this one the white one the actual one
46:46
that i usually wear
46:48
so what donkey oh that's not five
46:51
dollars
46:52
one madonna one lag okay
46:55
you shall love each other okay i i i
46:58
like this guys i like this guy's
47:00
i like the cut of his jib i like that
47:02
guy that's a decent idea
47:04
white pink pink white oh [ __ ] you split
47:07
down the middle buddy
47:09
whichever one has the best quality the
47:10
white one is the best quality but i'll
47:11
i'll pull you guys anyways
47:13
let's see because i'm gonna take a wild
47:17
guess and say that you want to course it
47:18
anyway
47:19
okay the pink one again is a try on i've
47:23
never tried it on yet so it may not
47:25
actually fit in the first place
47:27
here they are here it be
47:31
it feels like it's not gonna constrict
47:33
quite as much like i can do this to this
47:34
one right
47:36
but this [ __ ] is like the other one this
47:38
[ __ ] is like majority steel
47:41
like hold on let me roll this boy up
47:43
into the same
47:44
sort of shape right i can't [ __ ] you
47:47
know
47:48
like this [ __ ] it ain't this [ __ ] ain't
47:50
moving you buy
47:51
the medium bob okay white's winning okay
47:54
cool we'll do white
47:55
maybe that'll work look good for an
47:57
outfit but like over
47:59
over an outfit or something it might
48:00
look alright as like a feature piece
48:03
but for purely demonstrative purposes i
48:06
think the white one's gonna be better
48:08
for pure utility what brand is the white
48:11
corset i don't know
48:12
uh them i got the most expensive one on
48:15
amazon
48:16
because i'm the most expensive one on
48:18
amazon's like 40
48:19
so i don't know it's not like i paid
48:21
hundreds for this thing but it's good
48:23
quality
48:23
took a minute to get halo but if
48:27
put a third small one in the middle
48:29
total recall style
48:31
total recall style what the [ __ ]
48:34
isn't total recall that one movie about
48:36
the memories
48:37
the the the one that was kind of shitty
48:40
or was oh wait did they make it oh
48:42
there's a 1990 version without oh [ __ ]
48:44
i've insulted a 1990s movie you're gonna
48:46
get pissy with me now aren't you
48:50
if i googled corset total recall
48:53
corset i re d i don't even know what the
48:56
[ __ ] you're on about with this
48:58
i don't know what you're on about yep
48:59
yeah i've insulted an arnold
49:01
schwarzenegger movie i'm gonna [ __ ]
49:02
i've mispronounced his name
49:04
okay i'm so scared of accidentally
49:06
saying that guy's name wrong for obvious
49:08
reasons
49:09
all right it's a movie with annie arnie
49:11
garbage
49:14
the remake was [ __ ] terrible i
49:16
haven't seen the original version and
49:17
now i kind of want to because the
49:19
original was
49:20
ah you know what when i saw the second
49:21
one i didn't mind it and i re-watched it
49:23
it's pretty bad i don't know about the
49:24
1991
49:25
okay three boobs oh [ __ ] total recall
49:30
three bobs
49:37
ah what the [ __ ] that's not attractive
49:41
to anyone is it i mean come on
49:44
what the [ __ ] is on my search history
49:46
now why why'd you do this to me
49:48
[ __ ] i hate that i hate that so much
49:50
okay
49:51
right let me undo this thing and let's
49:53
try and put this thing on okay
49:55
i do have an undershirt somewhere give
49:57
me a second i have like a
49:58
quick undershirt for it so it's not as
50:10
uncomfy
50:14
i don't know okay
50:17
i can't find it i can't find this [ __ ]
50:20
anywhere
50:23
i cannot find that anywhere it's not in
50:26
my garbage pile
50:29
what okay god damn it
50:32
okay my it's not in the garbage pile
50:34
this is going to be really annoying to
50:36
find
50:37
i've lost it i've lost this whole thing
50:39
haven't i i've lost the plot
50:41
god damn it i can't find it [ __ ] it
50:44
we're just gonna
50:45
do it without i guess maybe
50:49
uh [ __ ]
50:53
[ __ ] oh no
50:56
wait is this it i know that's not it
50:57
what the [ __ ] this what the [ __ ] i've
51:00
lost the thing
51:01
what i've lost it i've lost my [ __ ]
51:04
thingamajig
51:05
goddammit i had like an undershirt for
51:07
and everything i never content i
51:09
all of you bad all of you bad all of you
51:12
all of you my moy would be happy all of
51:14
you are down bad and i don't like it
51:17
uh i mean
51:21
there is there is this should we create
51:24
an
51:25
undershirt should we create one we could
51:29
we could create one we have the
51:31
technology
51:32
out of these ranks from this thing do
51:36
you want to help me
51:36
create one of these chat i think we
51:39
could
51:41
i think we could actually somehow if i
51:45
oh [ __ ] how am i going to do this i
51:47
might not be able to do this i might
51:48
need to do one that's
51:50
actually together but i don't have
51:52
anything i'm willing to destroy
51:56
i have this
52:00
oh my god a [ __ ] [ __ ] jesus
52:02
christ okay i've lied
52:04
what is it in here
52:09
i thought i found it no no
52:13
oh no [ __ ] i've lost it
52:18
i've lost the thing well
52:21
wait oh this will work hey i'm never
52:24
going to wear this right
52:26
do do we all find this equally kind of
52:28
not worth it what not worthy of being
52:31
worn do it do we did this this destroyed
52:34
can we destroy this
52:36
agreed all right let's just let's get to
52:38
destruction let me find a good knife for
52:40
destruction purposes
52:42
so here's a good tip yeah destroy okay
52:44
so here's a good tip if you want to wear
52:46
a corset
52:46
just hello hey
52:50
uh find a regular shirt you don't like a
52:52
thin one and go to town on it
52:54
and then you can make a undershirt which
52:56
works out really well
52:58
goes under the corset doesn't get any
52:59
weight oh nice
53:02
are you okay
53:10
your internet might be terrible i might
53:12
tank mine too though
53:15
but i did say it was going to be a
53:17
couple hours
53:24
okay destroyed there we we got it so now
53:26
that's done
53:27
solid i don't know i will update you
53:31
i am i am now i'm doing terrible
53:34
terrible things to my stuff
53:36
okay my karambit
53:40
all right [ __ ] there's gonna be a pain
53:42
in the ass i'm gonna cut the thing out
53:43
of it
53:45
you know what i find really fun
53:49
destroying things
53:52
okay oh [ __ ] this wait didn't someone
53:56
give me something for this
53:57
okay someone gave me something for this
53:58
i'm gonna try it someone gave me a thing
54:00
in p.o
54:02
called a stitch ripper i can't quite
54:03
remember exactly who it was
54:06
but they were annoyed at me before
54:07
because i kept cutting the stitches out
54:09
of everything
54:10
with a mutt with a knife instead of a
54:12
tool fin i was not participating in the
54:14
foot call-outs in chat
54:16
i'm good boy today okay okay oh i cut
54:19
the thing anyway
54:23
what the [ __ ] oh that works out really
54:26
well
54:28
oh i guess this is how you do it but
54:30
i've already made a hole in it anyway so
54:36
there we go it didn't matter in the
54:39
first place
54:40
i was destroying it anyway who cares
54:42
okay i'm gonna brb then i'm getting into
54:44
a corset
54:50
on a scale of one two
54:55
uh on a scale of like
54:58
you know me normally
55:01
to uh [ __ ]
55:05
barbie girl from when it first came out
55:08
where it had a waist that went kind of
55:09
like that
55:12
how tight should this corset be for this
55:15
outfit
55:16
what thunk from you
55:19
what thunk i'm just gonna go by popular
55:23
demand
55:24
five five five five okay so we're not
55:26
trying to displace my organs up and down
55:28
we're just trying to get like a bit
55:30
better
55:30
all right the majority you are saying
55:32
like five to six like a little bit
55:34
all right let's do it i agree with that
55:36
stuff has also agreed with that so we're
55:37
not gonna annoy the mod
55:40
all right six six
55:43
a little bit demonic but fine we'll go
55:45
with that all right we'll do it sevens
55:47
six solid i'm gonna annoy them
55:50
all right [ __ ] let me wait
55:54
before i have to go i'm gonna undo this
55:56
with you
55:57
let's talk about your day chat what's
56:00
been up with you how's your day been
56:01
it's a bit of a later stream than i
56:02
usually do you know like just tell me
56:04
about life
56:05
you know i'm here for you let me be your
56:07
um
56:08
maybe not therapist because i'm not
56:09
exactly a licensed trained professional
56:11
but
56:12
like a life coach you know i'll just
56:15
give you advice for a second while i'm
56:16
on doing the corset
56:18
got vaccinated pog champing depressed
56:22
not pog champing um uh
56:26
horny park champing a good day
56:29
pog champion let's go good job chet
56:31
cleaning
56:33
nice epic nice and epic
56:38
i'm only a good lie i'm only a life
56:40
coach when the problems aren't bad
56:45
when they're like stuff i can reasonably
56:47
deal with okay
56:49
solid i've undone the thing second
56:51
vaccine oh [ __ ] yeah that [ __ ]
56:53
apparently sucks some people have said
56:55
the first vaccines worse than people
56:56
have said the second vaccine's worse
56:58
my i'm due to get it in like four days
57:01
the the first one
57:03
so yikers
57:06
okay ready second is worse that's what
57:09
i've been that's what i've heard but
57:10
like my dad
57:11
thought maybe it's the older you get the
57:13
first ones worse
57:14
i don't know anyway i'm gonna put this
57:16
on six out of ten
57:17
let's do it brb chat i'm gonna give you
57:20
uh
57:21
this uh oh [ __ ] let me [ __ ]
57:24
i didn't like i'm going to do cute puppy
57:27
playing puppies playing
57:30
there we go oh [ __ ] i've already watched
57:32
this one this is nice
57:34
hey look at this look at this [ __ ]
57:35
look at the cutie look at that look at
57:37
that
57:37
okay all right let's while i'm doing
57:40
this
57:44
can i put music on with this is this
57:46
copyrighted
57:48
it's not copyright oh look at that
57:56
[Music]
58:02
what a dog doing
58:14
don't go stuck
58:28
wait i'm gonna adjust the bobs give me a
58:30
minute i have an idea as well so i'm
58:32
gonna let this play out for a bit
58:34
i'm gonna make the bobs a little bit
58:35
better
59:00
[Music]
59:02
so
59:07
[Music]
59:10
oh yeah i made the bob so much better
59:13
dude
59:14
this is easy okay i nailed that
59:17
and i found a white rock
59:35
yeah what the dog doing
59:39
i don't know you know what a dog
59:46
girl good girl
59:56
imagine imagine not being subscribed and
60:00
you're not able to talk in the chat
60:12
imagine
60:24
but no [ __ ] you're using the channel
60:28
if you're happy and you know it do a
60:30
spin
60:31
if you're happy and you know it and you
60:33
really want to show it if you're happy
60:35
and you know it do a spit
60:45
[Music]
60:47
[Laughter]
60:51
what is that
60:57
[Music]
61:07
[Music]
61:11
xbox bunny
61:17
sorry i'm trying to do up a corset have
61:19
i done this right
61:21
i think i might have maxed out this
61:23
corset bro
61:25
have i what the [ __ ] i can't actually
61:27
get any tighter this feels pretty comfy
61:36
though
61:45
holy [ __ ]
61:59
[Music]
62:04
play ads for the pause no that's mean
62:08
that's just rude i wouldn't do that
62:15
i'm not that elitist
62:22
okay chat chat it's done
62:26
chatted is completed now i'm gonna give
62:28
you guys the option it's not that much
62:30
harder for me to just put on the uh
62:32
the full outfit right now like to get on
62:35
the full school uniform outfit oh holy
62:37
[ __ ]
62:37
the [ __ ] tips it's not that much
62:39
harder for me to put on the full score
62:41
uniform outfit from this point
62:43
or i can just put on the shirt what do
62:46
you think
62:50
it's just gonna take me a little bit
62:52
longer
62:54
i can show you the states of the corset
62:56
or i can just get it on
62:58
and get the full thing on what do you
63:00
think hey
63:02
stop what the [ __ ] this is [ __ ] full
63:05
okay everyone is saying full there's not
63:07
even a both
63:08
you're insane there's not even a part of
63:11
chat that says no
63:12
okay let me like adjust this a little
63:16
bit
63:16
solid oh my god okay one sec
63:20
i'm trying to like go straight to the
63:21
full outfit all right
63:23
buddy i'm i'm trying give me a sec i'm
63:26
damn the issue with going straight for
63:28
the full outfit is it needs a little bit
63:30
of prep
63:31
uh do i have the necessary ingredients
63:34
to pull this off
63:35
i think so the thing is i don't want to
63:38
get [ __ ]
63:39
oh damn i'm just upskirted to be honest
63:42
so i'm just trying to find something for
63:43
it
63:44
hey what the [ __ ] why you're gifting
63:46
subs
63:47
why i mean thank you but that's very
63:50
nice of you but why
63:52
holy [ __ ] okay this is actually a harder
63:55
outfit to put on than i thought
63:56
hold on i'm going to play the video real
63:58
quick
64:02
child oh [ __ ] this is like i'm trying to
64:06
undo buttons with the long ass nails
64:08
i've got on
64:09
it's like impossible how do i put my
64:12
[ __ ] head through this oh that comes
64:16
off
64:17
oh that's annoying okay
64:20
oh [ __ ]
64:23
this is gonna be really difficult to use
64:26
okay [ __ ] it
64:26
let's do it
64:41
[Music]
64:58
oh damn
65:01
oh damn hey this is the [ __ ]
65:05
this is so difficult to put on okay
65:09
right it's mostly on okay i might need
65:13
to grab marisa to do a button up just
65:15
because
65:15
this is so difficult
65:22
i can't even see where this button is
65:31
i'm doing up my time
65:36
[Music]
65:48
so
65:57
[Music]
66:17
good morning pups
66:22
oh damn
67:09
okay i needed a hand sorry i needed a
67:12
hand to do this
67:14
i needed to go grab marisa watch the
67:16
first
67:17
oh [ __ ] god this is so difficult
67:20
like it's extraordinarily hard to do
67:22
this
67:23
it shouldn't be this difficult to do
67:25
[ __ ] i'm gonna need her again one second
67:27
brp give me that two minutes
67:31
this is so difficult i need you again
67:47
[Music]
67:53
oh damn
67:59
[Music]
68:22
do
68:36
huh
69:00
ah oh my god i'm here
69:05
puppy shut up uh dudes i'm the star of
69:07
the show jesus christ
69:09
i hate that i hate that that cute little
69:11
part i hate that cute little puppy
69:13
god i i just i despise that thing
69:16
all the subs what happened with the subs
69:18
poggers oh thanks for the subs
69:21
how many did i miss chat airing spots
69:24
how many did i miss
69:25
you missed some big gifts i've guessed
69:26
what did i miss
69:29
oh no i can't even see them i can't even
69:32
see them in the thing
69:35
because they don't pop hundreds that's a
69:37
lie that's
69:39
is that a lie that seems like a lie is
69:41
it a lie please say it's a lie
69:43
too many 20 okay 45 i've seen a couple
69:46
people say 45
69:48
45 20. a thousand gifted i missed a
69:50
thousand gifted subs
69:52
there were tens of hundreds well thanks
69:55
for the five minute subs minutes
69:57
jesus christ okay well i am here now so
69:59
i saw that one thank you minutes
70:01
okay i'm trying to put on this skirt now
70:04
without like
70:05
oh damn this is bigger than my waistline
70:08
hey
70:08
just [ __ ] chassis jesus christ thanks
70:11
jesse for the
70:12
10 gifted subs what this gut is this
70:16
skirt is loose
70:16
okay hold on i've got to tighten a scale
70:18
go down
70:21
ah oh my [ __ ] god are you doing it
70:23
again
70:25
just because i missed it doesn't mean
70:26
you have to do it again guys but thank
70:28
you
70:29
that's very nice of you holy [ __ ]
70:33
what the [ __ ] thank you for the giveaway
70:37
thank you for watching what the [ __ ]
70:40
thank you
70:42
that is insane oh damn
70:46
nation thanks oh my god how many times
70:49
did you do that
70:51
we're about to get a hype train oh [ __ ]
70:53
okay let me like
70:54
led slight bump okay ah there we go
70:58
there's that
70:59
660 subs to go to what i don't know if
71:02
you know how to read
71:03
fema thanks for [ __ ] it subs okay i
71:06
think
71:07
the outfit's on but i've just realized
71:09
i've made a major miscalculation
71:11
did you guys vote for medium by the way
71:12
on the bobs or the large bobs what did
71:14
you vote for
71:15
led thank you i think it was large on
71:17
this on the revoke
71:19
let me let me set up the large bomb and
71:20
see if they look even remotely all right
71:22
with this outfit
71:24
i'm gonna take a wild guess and say they
71:26
won't
71:28
but you know what that's what i'm here
71:29
for
71:31
that's what this is for that's what you
71:32
guys are for you vote on the things that
71:34
matter
71:36
okay ray's gonna thank five good subs
71:40
oh my god oh okay this does not look the
71:43
way i
71:43
i think it should oh damn um
71:47
barrel that's for the 500 subs this i
71:49
feel like this is not
71:50
my bra doesn't [ __ ] fit these things
71:52
bro oh
71:54
[ __ ] the zippers can't [ __ ] hold them
71:58
oh damn oh [ __ ] joy thank you
72:01
okay oh my god
72:05
okay all right chad solid
72:08
how many okay we're good we're good
72:09
we're good we're good large bobs
72:12
[ __ ] how are you still going thanks for
72:14
the that's the tier one bro
72:16
thanks for the two months of dear ones
72:18
oh my god all right we're almost done
72:20
the outfit is like
72:22
i'm putting on the last three buttons
72:23
under me to keep the [ __ ]
72:26
the duck in told you medium's more
72:28
natural
72:29
yeah but we'll see we'll see we'll see
72:31
we'll see chad's being weird
72:33
they'd be down bad sometimes hey i'm
72:35
king thanks for the [ __ ]
72:37
why thank you but why okay
72:41
oh [ __ ] that like [ __ ] it it's fine all
72:43
right there we go i got two other three
72:45
all right jack you're gonna see this as
72:48
the first time i do as well
72:50
because i can't see me right now i've
72:52
just kind of been doing it
72:54
um so this may look bad it may look good
72:58
it may look bad it's probably gonna look
72:59
bad
73:00
we'll see okay ready chad are you ready
73:03
let me do before stream are you ready
73:06
these are not gonna stay up holy [ __ ]
73:08
okay ready chant
73:09
i can't stay up okay ready three
73:12
two one oh my [ __ ] god
73:19
they're um a little bit
73:30
large
73:33
that um they look did they look smaller
73:36
in the in the shirt didn't they they
73:38
looked smaller before
73:40
they don't look small now
73:44
um so these are some milkers um
73:48
i uh if i like
73:51
let me just make this even more sketch
73:55
all right there we go
73:56
what do you think jeffrey bezos money
73:59
bulgy walgie
74:00
mama milky all right oh damn
74:09
melons thanks for [ __ ] it subs oh
74:12
god
74:17
yeah so here's the outfit you know looks
74:20
good
74:21
besides one thing the zip's in dang oh
74:25
god the zip came down a bit more
74:26
that's gonna need to stay off um we're
74:29
in danger of this being too
74:30
they're constantly like falling so i'm
74:31
gonna need to do that all the time step
74:33
on me mommy oh god you know i will
74:35
okay mama milky [ __ ] heels oh dude that
74:39
we haven't even started with heels
74:40
so i'm gonna allow a re-vote um do we
74:44
keep or do we
74:45
change uh because i haven't taken the
74:47
sticky pads off of these so they're not
74:48
they're kind of just floating
74:50
um i'm gonna do a poll for to keep the
74:52
giant
74:53
or we just don't well we go down a
74:55
little bit we'll see this is
74:57
definitely interesting
75:00
[ __ ] hell go for the medium holy [ __ ]
75:04
dude please
75:06
[Laughter]
75:09
i don't mind either way this is kind of
75:10
fun i [ __ ] with this
75:12
i [ __ ] with these i want twitch viewers
75:15
bro
75:15
i'll keep them
75:19
most of you are saying medium but it's
75:20
like so 50 50.
75:22
it's like it's sick oh it's 60 40
75:24
technically
75:25
i don't mind these they're a little bit
75:28
this is what i sub
75:29
for oh welcome
75:35
it's so 50 50 4k for the milk is bro
75:42
thanks right now picks right now good
75:44
for instagram or chat right i'm gonna
75:46
get the makeup done first and then we'll
75:47
see
75:48
i'm this is this is chad's [ __ ] thing
75:51
keep dude most of you were saying keep
75:54
but like
75:54
everyone enchants saying keep and then
75:56
people are saying go medium
75:57
i don't know what do we do it's 55 45.
76:00
it's so even
76:02
it's like just on the medium scale
76:09
okay medium one at 56.44 there was
76:12
12 in it that is nuts
76:16
keep revo dude that bro i don't know
76:19
what to do
76:20
i don't know what to do we'll change
76:22
them but
76:24
okay here's what i'll do okay i've got
76:27
an idea can i make a timer
76:29
i'll make a timer that's kind of a good
76:30
idea
76:32
like a timer can i make a timer can i
76:35
i should be able to make a timer surely
76:38
surely i can do this
76:40
uh maybe
76:44
let's go full bimbo dude i'm down i'm
76:46
just i'm actually kind of down
76:48
uh how do i do this [ __ ] oh god what's
76:51
this i felt a great disturbance in the
76:52
chat or it felt
76:53
thousands of as if thousands of voices
76:56
cried out and pleasure and suddenly were
76:57
relieved
77:00
okay how do i do this [ __ ] bark bark
77:02
woof woof
77:03
i'm gonna go i'm gonna brute force it
77:05
i'm just look up
77:06
uh timer uh countdown
77:09
let's do 20 minutes 30 minutes 30 mins
77:13
okay let's do a 30 minute timer
77:18
okay yeah we can do that 30 minute timer
77:23
what about that weirdest
77:24
ikea stream i've seen
77:29
okay
77:32
uh okay what the [ __ ]
77:40
this video is 30 minutes long
77:44
it starts off with zero okay there we go
77:46
all right one second
77:48
keep
77:56
um well
77:59
i mean listen no one's put forth a
78:02
better bribe
78:03
they must wear an absolute ton um
78:08
yeah but the corset keeps you back
78:10
straight so it's fine
78:12
okay one dollar a vote okay i'll say let
78:15
me make a new window real quick
78:17
uh let's move this all over there let's
78:20
make a new window
78:21
for this uh
78:30
let's make a terrible flam
78:35
this is a terrible [ __ ] plan okay
78:37
display capture
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okay let's do that add source that
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display
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add all right let's bonk that down to
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this
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oh [ __ ] okay and we'll say
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in 30 minutes time this counter when
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this count hits zero
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we change how about that we keep them
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and then we'll change out of them what
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do you think
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what do you think i think that's a
79:03
decent margin
79:05
i think that's decent or we change back
79:08
into them
79:09
what do you think we take these out we
79:10
do a small one
79:14
i'm never going to make you guys happy
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am i i think it might
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[ __ ] bribe me i think we keep them
79:20
i'm sorry
79:21
i think we keep them i gotta stick these
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on are you gonna ignore them always tip
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no she blow she bribed me real good oh
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he bribed me real good
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i'm gonna i'm yeah
79:34
but there's a sticky pad on the back of
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them do i just full on just stick them
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on
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and just say like [ __ ] it it's gonna
79:40
happen i've already bribed uh voted
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do i just do it [ __ ] okay
79:47
this is a terrible plan all right
79:59
all right brb let me [ __ ] uh this
80:02
terrible idea god damn it
80:07
mama milkies
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uh there we go
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i have what uh give me a minute
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let's give me a minute [ __ ]
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[Music]
80:30
do you want cute doggos do you want cute
80:33
doggos hold on i can give you cute
80:34
doggos i just
80:35
undid the zip so uh don't look chat
80:39
don't look here these are my [ __ ]
80:42
don't look uh give me a minute
80:44
well i find the [ __ ] where is this
80:52
where did i put the [ __ ] thing i had
80:54
a i had a thing
80:56
i clicked off the pumpkin okay i clicked
80:59
off the puppies
81:00
give me a sec i'm gonna find a different
81:01
puppy video uh
81:03
oh [ __ ] let's do
81:07
why is that one downvoted oh [ __ ] it
81:11
cute okay cute puppy all right cute
81:13
puppy let's go
81:15
aussie aussie aussie how are you today
81:18
i'm doing really good
81:19
wearing it looks amazing i'd love to
81:22
show you but i'm in a bit of a
81:23
compromised position
81:24
be happy one second let me do this
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[Music]
81:54
laughs
82:09
[Music]
82:32
[Music]
82:42
oh that didn't last long at all okay how
82:44
are these are these
82:46
should i i feel like i should move them
82:47
up do i move them up
82:49
i feel like these are too low are they
82:51
too low
82:52
i don't know what do i do do i move them
82:55
up
82:56
or do i keep them like here i feel like
82:58
i moved them up give me a minute
83:09
[Music]
83:18
so
83:32
so
83:38
again that didn't take long at all uh
83:41
that there we go i think these are solid
83:42
what do you think chad
83:45
holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ]
83:48
holy [ __ ] boys
83:53
so they work
84:00
did you see they jiggled outward i've
84:03
never seen that
84:04
i've never seen that on anyone i've
84:07
never seen that ever
84:09
i've never seen that besides an anime
84:12
okay
84:12
holy [ __ ] i've only seen the jiggle up
84:14
and down okay
84:16
right
84:20
the only thing i haven't done that is
84:21
not going to be up to your standards
84:23
most likely
84:24
is like i haven't talked yet but do
84:28
i haven't talked yet i'm just
84:31
giving you this [ __ ] i haven't done it
84:33
yet because it's gonna take a hot minute
84:35
and i'm not prepared for it but i can
84:40
it's just gonna be real annoying
84:41
respectfully i won't
84:44
i know a moya paid but these are so much
84:46
better well yeah
84:47
do do you like wait what do you mean
84:48
there's so much but these are the same
84:50
ones
84:50
these are the amoya these are the big
84:52
boys they're the same things
84:56
boston okay don't touch don't do it
85:00
oh my god is some of you saying don't do
85:01
it well you know we'll wait
85:03
i'll wait until there's a donation and
85:06
then we'll do it
85:08
i'll wait until there's a big donor and
85:11
then we'll see
85:12
okay by the way uh
85:16
i got scared okay let's do it
85:19
now we can get onto the thing i was
85:21
gonna do new nails but the out dude
85:23
nunez new outfit hell yeah okay so let
85:27
me put on
85:28
i'm scared i'm gonna [ __ ] expose
85:30
myself now this is
85:31
awful how did anyone do this okay now
85:34
i'm gonna
85:34
have to look like a bit of a gremlin for
85:36
a little bit
85:38
it's that's that's less gremliny than i
85:40
thought it would be i don't mind that
85:43
we have imposters saying no okay
85:48
please do not tuck okay
85:52
why okay [ __ ] it i'll take it hell yeah
85:56
wait why now i feel like it's now
85:59
okay right [ __ ] it you wear this on the
86:01
walk tomorrow no
86:04
me and moya's steamrolling this yeah
86:06
amoya's coming in with 100
86:08
donations a pot dude okay i did say i
86:11
wanted to do a little bit more for my
86:12
community
86:13
oh no this is awful you can't see them
86:15
now chat
86:17
i hope hopefully this is still all right
86:19
with you
86:24
okay i'm gonna do it from over here one
86:25
sec i'm gonna move this over there so i
86:27
could so it's behind the keyboard and it
86:28
isn't just in the way of everything
86:31
i'm not doing anything too complex so
86:34
at this point you get to um you get to
86:37
decide makeup and stuff
86:38
so is that your real hat well it's it is
86:41
real hair
86:43
i didn't grow it all but most of it's
86:45
mine
86:46
so i don't know so what are you wearing
86:50
you said you would show i well i can i
86:53
mean uh i'm in
86:54
a nice school uniform let me like
86:55
[ __ ] okay right you want to see
86:59
all right here's what it is here is the
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outfit currently
87:03
a little bit of a bimbo mode a little
87:05
bit of a bimbo moment
87:06
but you know [ __ ] looks good doesn't
87:08
it all right
87:10
oh i don't have any hit pads on and now
87:12
i feel like hit pads would actually
87:13
probably be good
87:14
but we'll see spin no
87:18
it's a danger skirt i'm not going to
87:20
spin this thing is like
87:22
right up right right up to the line
87:25
so maybe not okay let me grab my thing
87:29
now we get to do some nice nice makeup
87:32
together chat
87:32
okay great idea hip pads indeed
87:36
uh i'll be back all right blue see you
87:39
later blue
87:39
all right where's my thing i have a hair
87:41
tie do i need a hair tie
87:43
am i gonna need a hair tie am going to
87:46
need a hair tie
87:47
um [ __ ] i don't know
87:51
[ __ ] am i i might i don't want to get
87:54
[ __ ]
87:56
i look like such a gremlin holy [ __ ] i
87:59
can't make this
88:00
look good while i'm doing makeup [ __ ] it
88:02
yes i can
88:04
i know exactly how i can
88:09
nailed it wait what the [ __ ] are these
88:11
different cat ears i feel like these are
88:13
different cat
88:13
ears these are different caddis where
88:15
are mine
88:17
these are completely different caddis oh
88:19
[ __ ] it i have new carriers
88:21
okay let's do it so
88:24
chad now that you get to decide
88:26
everything
88:27
uh makeup what are you thinking
88:31
what do you think do you really want to
88:33
build a desk in this outfit
88:35
oh [ __ ]
88:38
oh [ __ ] dude oh [ __ ] i completely forgot
88:41
we're gonna do that
88:43
oh [ __ ] that's bad
88:48
oh [ __ ] that's not good
88:52
that's bad at all oh it's not good well
88:55
ikea will ikea be damned i feel like we
88:58
can do it
88:59
can't be too hard i'm going to join the
89:00
gang with this suggestion but how about
89:03
goddess
89:04
it's a slooty schoolgirl might as well
89:06
go all the way
89:08
i oh dude hold on the goddess
89:11
you mean these you mean these
89:17
they are a thing i haven't got them on
89:19
yet but they're a thing
89:20
i want to do this first though oh my god
89:23
build a desk in a maid outfit i
89:26
well god we'll see i don't know i i'm
89:29
gonna bring up the other ikea drawer and
89:31
build it up here just so i don't have to
89:33
swap and then we'll assemble it
89:34
downstairs
89:36
and then we can do that and then maries
89:38
will be able to stream from it okay
89:39
cool solid good plan okay let me do this
89:41
first
89:43
this is the impromptu makeup tutorial
89:47
so this is the only bit that you pretty
89:48
much can't really decide on
89:50
is the contour well you kind of can
89:56
contour and concealer concealer you
89:58
can't because like what are we gonna do
89:59
really
90:00
all right
90:05
okay solid
90:08
what i just walk in on terrible things i
90:11
have
90:12
concealer you might oh contour you might
90:14
be able to do you want to go like proper
90:16
[ __ ]
90:18
yeah anime [ __ ] [ __ ] oh what do you
90:21
want to do
90:22
what do you think is a vibe you want to
90:23
go with i usually go for like
90:26
quite natural
90:31
dude my the bobs are being like an arm
90:33
rest for me holy [ __ ]
90:39
this is nifty total anime
90:44
depends on the anime oh it depends on
90:46
the i think it depends on the anime now
90:48
is it more of a attack on titan vibe or
90:52
well i don't know i've never watched a
90:53
schoolgirl anime to be honest with you
90:57
what's a schoolgirl anime like a really
90:59
well known one hentai i've never heard
91:02
of that anime
91:03
what the [ __ ]
91:08
i heard that's from studio ghibli
91:12
jojo look oh what the [ __ ] that's
91:14
terrible
91:16
doki doki literature club i've heard of
91:18
that one that's a great one i like that
91:20
one i feel like we should do something
91:22
like that
91:23
that sounds really fun
91:28
we didn't quite
91:31
get everything there i'm kind of far
91:34
away from my mirror
91:36
okay
91:39
there we go also i don't think i wet my
91:41
sponge quite enough
91:44
but
91:45
[Music]
91:48
so do you need to work on your grades
91:55
you can grade me by the end of it how
91:57
about that did you want to do that
91:59
you want to give me a rating a an f to a
92:03
what about an aesthetically hannah style
92:06
e girl
92:07
i've never heard of that i've never
92:09
heard of it as an anime
92:10
i kind of thought you meant to hannah
92:11
montana for a minute
92:14
probably past the posters oh [ __ ] all
92:17
right
92:18
b for bimbo [ __ ] sake finn the zipper
92:23
okay it's solid i thought it was coming
92:24
down for a second you scared the [ __ ]
92:25
out of me
92:26
okay that's this [ __ ] thing okay
92:30
nailed it it looks fine i think the zip
92:31
is fine
92:33
we might need to put like a bit of tape
92:35
on it but if i do that i feel like it's
92:37
just gonna come out
92:38
please don't not the garters please
92:42
no just that one thing please
92:45
don't do whatever you want do just not
92:48
the garters
92:49
please not them please whatever you
92:52
whatever
92:53
anything just not those girls
92:57
chad i think we do the goddess what do
93:00
you think chat
93:01
do you want the god of the garters as
93:03
well
93:04
i even have some white stockings
93:06
actually like
93:08
just i i have some anyway
93:11
yes okay and maybe we will maybe we will
93:16
maybe we will [ __ ] you [ __ ] you nation
93:18
thanks for the gifted subs
93:20
can someone beat nation real quick so he
93:22
doesn't have that big
93:23
that big of a say can someone quickly
93:25
get uh get more subscripted than him
93:27
he's at 33 i feel like we can beat it
93:30
please don't do it i'm about goddamn all
93:33
right
93:34
here's these these are them
93:37
i feel like they're not that i we have
93:39
the we had them on the maid outfit
93:41
so we can do them with this one i think
93:43
okay i'm finished with this [ __ ]
93:46
oh oh [ __ ] boys he's putting up a fight
93:49
he's putting up a fight
93:51
all right last thing of concealer
93:54
all right
93:58
so
94:03
you get to kind of i'm going to give you
94:04
this option right how dramatic do you
94:07
want the
94:07
how do you how dramatic do you want this
94:09
to look
94:12
like how [ __ ]
94:13
[Music]
94:15
you know how much like everything
94:18
wow get out of here will me our eyes are
94:20
teach you later some german
94:22
what happened i've tried to say stored
94:24
ammo sights off zoo building correctly
94:27
what the [ __ ] oh damn
94:31
i i've tried to learn bits of german and
94:33
i just physically can't do it
94:35
like i cannot remember any of it what
94:40
was that oh mrs hey thanks for the 500
94:42
subs
94:42
hey i missed it what on earth is this
94:45
spam
94:48
what on earth is this [ __ ] okay [ __ ] it
94:52
what's happening have fun mods
94:55
i believe in you
95:00
poor mods my poor mods and my portraits
95:04
put on the garters and your journey
95:05
towards the dark side will be complete
95:08
oh yeah nobody cared before i put on the
95:12
garters
95:18
11 months pog nobody cared before i
95:22
became the mommy milkies
95:30
okay uh is that gonna be enough
95:33
concealer on that
95:34
probably not one sec
95:40
okay
95:46
making sure this eye is solid because
95:50
now i don't think we'll go for like a
95:51
super complex eye shadow look today
95:53
because to be honest with you i don't
95:55
really think that i don't really think
95:56
you're gonna give a [ __ ]
95:58
like this is full-on [ __ ] just bimbo
96:01
[ __ ]
96:02
what really is there to do with the make
96:04
with the eye shadow on this
96:06
you know
96:10
oh my god
96:15
okay hold on i gotta move the mirror for
96:17
a second
96:24
all right we'll do a little bit of like
96:26
touch-ups with the concealer real quick
96:28
because the mirror is a little bit far
96:29
away it's kind of hard to see where i'm
96:30
missing
96:31
so give me a sec
96:36
uh okay
96:42
there we go yeah i think i didn't like
96:44
quite have enough like i didn't wet the
96:46
beauty blender enough there
96:49
i can't really get into the stuff i was
96:51
after okay
96:53
and blend quite enough
96:57
hey rose you looking cute af today like
96:59
every day i only miss the heels love you
97:02
oh [ __ ] what [ __ ] heels do you want
97:06
what heels are we going to do have a
97:08
think about that while i do this
97:10
actually
97:11
what do you want you want to have a
97:13
think about that in amongst yourself
97:15
while i'm doing this okay that's done
97:17
let me do the let me do the
97:19
powder and then it's kind of we're up to
97:20
you now
97:22
okay
97:26
the last ones i sent you oh [ __ ] which
97:28
ones were those
97:30
i can't remember was it the uh all the
97:33
sandals i don't feel like the sandals
97:36
would work with this actually
97:37
because they're like brown
97:40
brown with someone's yeah no i feel like
97:42
the sandals wouldn't work with this
97:44
the uh because it's brown i feel like we
97:46
need something either like
97:47
white or pink is gonna work maybe black
97:50
it's gonna be white pink or black i
97:51
think
97:54
cause like anything else is gonna like
97:56
make it look weird
98:01
okay
98:04
i think
98:08
all right
98:16
solid solid doing solid
98:21
solid place do you have black flaps and
98:24
white knee highs
98:26
i have white knee highs i don't have
98:30
black flats i have black heels
98:33
oh [ __ ] i have like those i have like
98:35
those black lace-up heels the ones that
98:37
are actually kind of comfy
98:40
i have those black lace-up heels they
98:42
would work really well for this actually
98:43
they're like kind of school you know
98:45
they've got laces on them
98:46
they kind of work they'd be good with
98:48
that they kind of work for this
98:51
comfy is good yeah i reckon that might
98:53
but they're tall
98:55
but they're really tall okay everyone
98:57
said black okay everyone has said black
98:59
okay cool
99:00
80 percent of you all right so we'll do
99:02
that solid
99:03
so probably those all right we got that
99:05
we'll we'll do it with those things
99:09
okay outfit you're doing awesome
99:13
oh thank you uh how nice of you
99:17
all right contour chat here's where you
99:20
get to vote again
99:21
how dramatic do you want to do this i
99:24
was hoping shorter heels but
99:26
they're not like the tallest in the
99:27
world but they're they're pretty tall
99:29
but you know they're like they're four
99:31
or five inches
99:32
so um how dramatic do you want to go
99:35
with this chat
99:36
what do you think you want to do some
99:39
proper [ __ ]
99:40
[ __ ] or do you want to do the sort of
99:41
normal more natural still
99:43
more contour than normal but you know
99:46
what do you think
99:48
what donkey what donkey
99:51
middle little bit should we okay very
99:53
very natural uh
99:55
full blue mode we'll go okay listen
99:57
we'll do like
99:58
more than i usually do but not inside
100:01
the sub gold there was a long gap with
100:04
no streams
100:05
and we know you want the ipl i don't i
100:08
mean i was playing on
100:09
oh [ __ ] i was planning on changing it
100:11
but i know make you guys mad if i change
100:12
the sub goal
100:13
after having it up for this long so
100:15
that's why i just haven't changed any of
100:16
it
100:18
it's still 600 away but
100:21
it's still 600 away because we're gonna
100:23
go through a gap anyway so [ __ ] it i'll
100:25
set it to 3k
100:27
just because [ __ ] it
100:30
it's fine it's 600 away and i'm not
100:32
gonna be streaming for like a week now
100:34
so it's fine
100:36
okay let's see
100:40
make it 3k got it all right let's do
100:42
this let's do this [ __ ] contour buddy
100:45
i'm reckoning we go
100:50
like up a little bit more to really try
100:53
and like
100:53
define a cheekbone this one always looks
100:57
bad by the way
100:58
so don't put all your gumption on this
101:02
one
101:02
if on this thing looking good
101:07
okay that's pretty [ __ ]
101:10
that's pretty [ __ ] contoured i'm
101:12
gonna do the other one we'll just
101:13
periodically add
101:14
all right
101:19
oh damn do a little bit up from what i
101:22
usually do
101:23
oh holy [ __ ] thank you that's the five
101:26
gifted subs dude kevlar hey
101:27
what the [ __ ] oh you're not planning on
101:30
hitting the [ __ ] goal
101:32
there's no chance that's no [ __ ]
101:35
chance
101:36
fight little zipper hold on i believe in
101:39
you
101:44
how low can we go without this looking
101:46
weird hold on
101:47
oh damn one sec
101:51
let's move the light
101:55
let's go up a little bit there i reckon
101:57
we keep it there that seems about right
102:00
[ __ ] hell dude no
102:04
no it's 600 i'm not that scared of it
102:08
but thank you for the subs for now
102:13
i appreciate you greatly
102:17
it is my birthday in a few minutes
102:21
oh holy [ __ ] happy birthday in a few
102:23
minutes but dude
102:25
thank you thanks for the donut and also
102:28
[ __ ] what how i shouldn't ask her out
102:30
actually but happy birthday in a few
102:31
minutes
102:32
wait what time is it oh [ __ ] it's gonna
102:34
be like one minute then
102:35
[ __ ] happy birthday in a minute's
102:37
time
102:39
not bad okay yeah underneath chin
102:42
this one i always keep normal but we
102:44
will see
102:46
it's gonna be
102:51
probably the nose and the forehead that
102:53
i'm gonna do a bit
102:56
oh damn a bit more this time
103:02
thank you proof thank you holy [ __ ]
103:05
thank you bro fish proof fish fish
103:09
like really stick the jaw out buddy
103:15
okay
103:19
oh [ __ ]
103:23
define that drew line okay solid
103:26
all right
103:30
chat as much as i do believe in you
103:34
[Music]
103:35
i kind of don't damn it has been a tough
103:39
year that almost
103:40
ended early i did it toe d
103:43
hey nice [ __ ] yeah dude
103:47
i mean i told you that
103:50
i did it though congratulations man we
103:52
all did we made it through together
103:54
underestimating chat uh
103:58
no dude we've uh i i took a big break
104:01
dude i took a big break from streaming
104:03
that's why kind of like subs are a bit
104:04
lower than normal so i took a break i
104:06
don't think it's going to be that big of
104:07
a deal
104:08
600 subs kind of a [ __ ] lot i don't
104:11
think you're gonna hit that
104:13
especially in one stream when i'm not
104:14
really doing anything for a goal
104:16
and there's gonna be a new goal in a
104:18
week so everyone's going to want to save
104:19
their money dude
104:21
okay contour for face done i've got to
104:24
do the nose
104:25
like it's not part of my face uh and
104:27
then that's kind of it for the contour
104:30
i don't want to make this one goofy
104:32
because knows it'll stick out if you
104:33
[ __ ] it up
104:34
so we will see you dare underestimate
104:37
chet
104:37
you dare underestimate me
104:45
i i'm just gonna find it it's been so
104:49
long
104:49
since i did the [ __ ] goal month goal
104:55
i don't know i don't even [ __ ] know
104:56
what to think at this point like
105:00
oh [ __ ] do we even [ __ ]
105:04
i don't know the easy to i don't know if
105:06
it's gonna hit or not anymore if
105:07
everyone's confusing you can afford it
105:09
gifts just one sub you will be four
105:11
pounds and 99 pence poorer
105:14
of course wait what
105:17
everyone check this you will be yeah
105:19
that is how it works
105:20
i think i thought it's five dollars been
105:23
contour boobs
105:28
agreed
105:30
okay
105:34
do you want to do bob console you want
105:37
to do bob contour
105:40
should i contour bob's chat
105:49
yeah oh [ __ ] okay
105:54
we do bob contour i guess
105:58
what's that middle look like pretty okay
106:00
actually that's not terrible
106:02
you know what for [ __ ] yeah this is
106:04
not that bad for doing a little bit more
106:06
dramatic than usual
106:21
hey there we go nose contour solid done
106:23
this is broken by the way
106:24
there's not actually it's just kind of
106:28
resting in place i need a new one
106:33
okay uh put your box on yeah okay
106:37
[ __ ] oh [ __ ] i'm not oh god let's
106:39
contour bob's i don't know how i'm gonna
106:41
do this through a shirt
106:43
to be quite frank with you i mean you
106:46
know let's do this let's use the same
106:48
brush
106:51
this is gonna go wrong let's just make
106:54
this like
106:54
in between like a lot
106:59
okay like
107:04
so why aren't you taking these big mommy
107:07
milkers around with you all the time
107:11
that's a [ __ ] one hell of a donation
107:13
idea one hell of a donor goal idea
107:19
[ __ ] sake okay let's do that
107:24
let's go kind of up a little bit
107:28
okay that does look better actually
107:31
what do you think what do you think of
107:33
the what i'm doing right now
107:36
okay
107:40
what donkey that does look a bit better
107:44
doesn't it though
107:45
okay solid i think that's solid i'm
107:47
going to leave it with that i don't want
107:48
to do too much
107:49
because otherwise it'll end up looking
107:50
fake and i think it looks really [ __ ]
107:52
realistic right now
107:53
so i'm not gonna i'm not gonna goof i'm
107:55
not gonna [ __ ] with it too much
107:56
i don't wanna i don't wanna mess
107:57
anything up okay
108:01
right chat next thing blush
108:05
what color blush would you like to chat
108:07
to my part
108:10
what i usually do is pink so i'm going
108:12
to assume pink but how much
108:15
what do you think pink would work for
108:17
this pretty well
108:19
red would be a bit odd peach it's like
108:20
this it comes out pretty pink
108:24
tons a tiny bit hmm okay i'll do what i
108:27
normally do and then we'll see if you
108:28
want to add or
108:29
you know whatever i'll do i'll do what i
108:31
usually do
108:33
i'll do a little bit less than i usually
108:35
do
108:40
enter pinter
108:44
okay
108:47
okay
108:58
okay that's like the little bit less
109:00
that i usually do
109:02
this is less than normal what think
109:06
what think this is a bit less than
109:09
normal
109:09
it's a bit more like kind of peachy
109:11
rather than like bright pink what thunk
109:14
a little more what do you think jet i
109:17
need i need your advice
109:19
this is where this is you picking
109:20
everything for me
109:22
more bit more okay we'll do a little bit
109:24
more we'll do little bits of addition to
109:26
it
109:27
until it's solid nose
109:31
might have got a little bit overboard on
109:32
the nose let me just kind of [ __ ]
109:34
i don't want it to be like red okay
109:44
okay
109:50
all right what do you think i feel like
109:52
the left side could do a little bit
109:54
extra though
109:56
and i'll lock just a little bit okay
110:01
what think good now perfect cute good
110:05
okay we'll call it there we'll call it
110:06
there i think that's solid
110:10
put a heart on your nose with blush how
110:13
the [ __ ] do i even do that
110:14
that's gonna be it's a big brush how do
110:16
i [ __ ] do that i don't know how i do
110:18
that
110:19
i don't know if i have the [ __ ]
110:21
dexterity to pull that [ __ ] off
110:24
okay uh next up eyebrows slash
110:28
eyebrows slash freckles freckles or no
110:32
freckles
110:36
can do eyeliner dude the eyeliner okay
110:38
the eyeliner looked bad last time i did
110:40
it so i'm probably not going to be able
110:41
to do eyeliner but just
110:42
not because i don't want to i like
110:44
eyeliner but with these eyelashes at the
110:46
end of it it looked kind of bad
110:48
freckles freckles freckles okay
110:50
literally all of you saying freckles
110:54
literally none of you didn't say none of
110:56
you were like no
110:57
i hate freckles freckles are the worst
111:04
okay
111:07
yeah not much love from the i hate
111:08
freckles crowd
111:10
well there you go we got one i hate
111:12
freckles
111:16
gee golly down bucko i ain't saying much
111:19
but i do know if i see a woman with
111:20
freckles
111:21
man i immediately my blood gets boiling
111:25
i'm such a goddess of makeup dude
111:28
i'm gonna start trying to do
111:32
every like every youtuber's makeup that
111:34
i know
111:36
she's gonna interact with every streamer
111:38
come around
111:39
do their makeup see if they're better at
111:41
it than me prove them wrong if they
111:43
thought they weren't
111:46
so
111:51
possibly i'm just i'm just nutty at it
111:54
dude
111:57
it might be the fact that i was just
111:58
born
112:00
kind of good at everything you know like
112:02
one of those people that are just like
112:04
insanely like you know like
112:07
super attractive really funny really
112:10
like
112:11
uh really good at anything they pick up
112:13
that's just kind of been me
112:16
she's one of those kids like aced every
112:19
test like didn't even study for it
112:21
i have a nobel peace prize and [ __ ] like
112:25
i that's kind of what it is makeup was
112:27
just like another hurdle for me
112:31
the next one after this i'm thinking of
112:33
just beating the olympic record in
112:34
weightlifting
112:42
so modest and humble yeah
112:46
well i i did say
112:50
god you guys are so like not on my level
112:53
i
112:53
dude i watched rick and morty and
112:55
understood most of the jokes
112:56
so like you know like i don't know i
112:59
don't want to brag or anything i don't
113:00
want to make you guys feel bad but
113:05
i i got at least 60 of those jokes i
113:07
[ __ ]
113:08
i'm quite intelligent
113:12
yes that's why your girl voice is so
113:15
good kw
113:22
um well
113:25
well i've
113:28
chosen not to be good at that
113:31
i've chosen not to be good at that
113:33
because you know i can't just have every
113:36
skill you know like that seems rude
113:38
i want to give something for like nat
113:39
and you know other people to do
113:41
it's a little bit i'll let them have
113:42
that one i've chosen not to be good
113:45
watching from wisconsin and loving the
113:46
content thanks for being the only just
113:49
chatting streamer that i actually watch
113:51
hell yeah i can recommend a few
113:55
ah one of them has numbers in his name
113:59
starts with an f streams minecraft
114:00
sometimes
114:04
pretty epic dude pretty hot too
114:09
kind of thinking of uh kind of i i
114:12
did
114:16
my only male celebrity crush this guy
114:18
called finster
114:20
he's pretty [ __ ] attractive okay
114:23
now freckles are done hold on let me let
114:25
me do my eyebrows and then we'll uh i'll
114:27
zoom in for you
114:28
so the look might look a little bit off
114:30
balanced i'm just gonna do a little bit
114:31
of eyebrows and then the thing looks
114:33
like it's done
114:36
as soon as i end up doing eyebrows
114:37
everything looks completed
114:44
and eyebrows are not the hardest thing
114:47
in the world
114:50
especially even someone as unskilled and
114:52
untalented as you can do it
114:57
you don't have to be a god
115:00
or goddess like me
115:08
okay there we go oh [ __ ]
115:13
do a collab with sasha grey i keep
115:14
hearing that name and i think i googled
115:16
her one time and i've forgotten already
115:18
she's either an adult film star or like
115:21
something else and i don't know
115:24
chat don't forget that finn has a very
115:26
smooth brain
115:28
he traded in a big brain iq to be as
115:30
cute as he is
115:32
what i lack in iq i make up for in cup
115:44
size
115:55
edit to put like a big boiling sound
115:58
effect over
116:04
oh my [ __ ] god this eyebrow is
116:06
screwing me over
116:07
i did not shape this too well
116:27
okay my eyebrows not quite as good
116:36
dude you ever heard of [ __ ] i only
116:38
recently learned about this
116:40
there's something called microblading
116:43
and it's [ __ ] terrifying
116:45
but god damn does it look useful it's
116:47
legitimately like
116:48
it's almost tattooing on your eyebrows
116:51
like all they do is they do they go over
116:52
your eyebrows with like
116:54
a [ __ ] rotate like a razor blade with
116:57
ink on the end
116:59
well it's called blading and then they
117:01
just put the eyebrow thing in you
117:04
ah perma cute eyebrow exactly it's
117:07
[ __ ] nutty
117:08
it's terrifying it's i would like to
117:10
show but last time i saw a clip of it
117:12
there was blood
117:13
so i didn't it's [ __ ] terrifying they
117:15
do it at a salon near me it's
117:17
nuts anyway right last thing no
117:21
two things the last two things we got to
117:23
do everything's good
117:24
besides isla
117:28
eye shadow lipstick
117:31
we gotta do two things what are you
117:33
thunking chat
117:36
this is where you i'm not going to do
117:38
eyeliner it always looks bad with this
117:40
i don't know why i just cannot make it
117:42
look good and i don't want to like ruin
117:44
an
117:44
hour's worth of work smokey eye i always
117:47
do a smoky i don't know what you're
117:48
talking about
117:49
okay for eyeshadow what do you think we
117:51
do what are you
117:52
what are you thunking
117:55
smokey pink smokey eye with pink uh pink
117:59
pink pink
117:59
pink smokey pink eyeshadow pink pink
118:02
pink
118:03
green okay we'll do a light pink then
118:06
i'll do a light pink smokey eye all
118:08
right [ __ ] it we'll do that
118:11
oh let me get my palette my palette out
118:14
the way
118:15
purple purple wood oh
118:21
oh [ __ ] oh what about like
118:25
like a lilac
118:28
oh no this is kind of pink though [ __ ]
118:32
okay what if we do like
118:35
a light purple so like lilac i think
118:37
that's what it is or lavender i don't
118:39
know
118:39
all we do no just do pink don't just do
118:42
[ __ ] pink
118:43
and then we i was gonna say we could do
118:44
like very pink lips and then
118:49
she is now a wholesome twitch streamer
118:52
she is actually streaming right now
118:54
also seven months two left to pick a
118:57
name
118:58
hell yeah we gotta pick a good one pink
119:00
pink because outfit okay [ __ ] it
119:02
everyone's saying pink
119:02
we'll do pink oh [ __ ] let me do like
119:06
now i got this tip a while ago i just
119:07
recently got two
119:09
octopus plushies do you think you could
119:11
give me names for the both of them i
119:13
have an octopus pushy too
119:15
uh [ __ ] chat help me come up with a name
119:17
can you help me come up with three names
119:18
because i've got one i haven't named
119:20
mine either
119:20
he's just sitting in my bedroom
119:24
i kind of like the name otto you know
119:27
like from spider-man auto octavius i
119:30
think that's kind of
119:31
funny oops did you just
119:34
drop something
119:39
that a moya a moya
119:45
i know what you want i know exactly what
119:48
you want amoya
119:50
that i feel like that
119:53
this is baiting me
120:08
oh no
120:11
oh no it looks like i may have dropped
120:15
my
120:15
[ __ ] thing just give me a minute chat
120:20
to pick this thing up off of the [ __ ]
120:24
ground
120:26
no particular reason
120:30
what happened oh god i can't even show
120:31
that [ __ ] i thought i could get away
120:33
with that i just can't
120:35
jesus christ i thought
120:39
i really thought i got there i got too
120:41
far i got too close i don't i was
120:42
bad i don't want a tos band i don't like
120:45
it
120:48
it's not even real boobs twitch it's not
120:51
even real boobs
120:52
all right let's do what [ __ ] what i was
120:55
i doing this one
120:58
okay i'm just doing a white white uh
121:01
coat right now it hopefully should make
121:03
it appear a little bit
121:04
brighter and then my eye like kind of is
121:07
already
121:08
a little bit lighter now so that's not
121:10
bad it's kind of okay
121:12
okay and now we go with pink
121:16
oh [ __ ] now a name's from minecraft fox
121:18
and cyan
121:19
oh okay sorry about the [ __ ] about
121:21
the plushies
121:23
i'm thinking oh hello
121:27
hey i'm thinking one of them gets called
121:31
peter i'm going with the spider-man
121:34
thing
121:41
what do you need to tell me it's cold in
121:44
here can we turn this off
121:50
do you need to tell me what do you need
121:52
to tell me
121:54
what do you need to tell me listen yes i
121:56
just found the world record
121:59
for drinking the fastest car prison
122:03
ever right okay it's officially on
122:05
guinness yeah
122:06
and what's what happens is on the table
122:09
you have to put hands down yeah and then
122:12
timer starts
122:13
yeah from then on you have to take off
122:15
the straw get it out how do you do it
122:16
without your hands
122:17
well you can use your hands once that
122:19
starts okay you can't touch it before
122:21
time starts you have to take off the
122:23
straw get it out put it in
122:25
and then drink it and finish in it with
122:27
the straw
122:28
that's the requirements and the record
122:30
is 16 seconds
122:31
that's long and i bet you i could break
122:33
break yeah maybe not first try
122:35
but over the next week i just ordered 20
122:39
capri suns
122:41
i'm going to break this record i'm going
122:42
to break this record i'm going to submit
122:44
it to guinness
122:45
i swear to god my entire life you know
122:47
me when it comes down you reckon you can
122:49
get it
122:49
and a guinness will record in 20 try in
122:51
20 tries no
122:53
oh i need training before i need like
122:55
the perfect
122:57
you know yeah i'm thinking
123:00
hit on table so it comes out pull sack
123:02
you know
123:03
pull suck if you i'm familiar with
123:05
pulling and sucking
123:07
no look my stratus place the capri sun
123:11
like sideways
123:12
yeah immediately rip off the straw and
123:14
hit it on the table the spiky bit is
123:16
going to come out
123:17
and then with the other hand you can
123:18
pull it then with this hand you grab it
123:22
yep you inhale
123:25
you drink it and also here's here's my
123:27
my little thing if if you press it
123:29
against
123:29
your mouth it's really hard you may also
123:32
be able to drink through the drinking
123:33
hole not just the straw could squeeze it
123:35
wait i thought you need to put the straw
123:37
in
123:37
oh you mean like you mean like deep
123:38
throat the straw yeah and you just get
123:40
an entire package
123:41
right it doesn't say anything about
123:42
technique and if if i do that
123:44
under 16 seconds i can apply it and then
123:47
i'm going to get a guinness word
123:48
world record article written and that's
123:50
how i get verified on twitter
123:53
it's just for twitter it's just for
123:55
twitter it's just for a twitter
123:56
verification
123:57
oh i know i can break this i know i can
123:58
break this i know
124:00
i can break this you can get a us visa
124:02
with that fun fact
124:03
yeah yeah you got articles written about
124:06
you can get a us visa
124:08
rose i lowkey saw a spider walk on your
124:11
belly
124:11
you also even see my ballot reason for
124:14
me to be broke
124:15
ask [ __ ] you clip it then
124:18
clip it then clip it then [ __ ] yeah
124:21
[ __ ] dude yeah we're gonna build the
124:24
[ __ ] desk i need to work too
124:27
what do you mean you need to work this
124:28
was gonna be on my stream yeah
124:30
i mean but i can't do [ __ ] until we
124:32
build the desk you're literally holding
124:34
me hostage here
124:35
you what imagine you come to my place
124:38
imagine you come to my place
124:39
imagine this and you you don't have a
124:41
desk to work
124:42
and i'm like no i got to do my makeup
124:44
now i you have a desk you have a desk
124:46
i do but imagine i didn't you do though
124:49
right now you have a desk
124:50
that's working with the [ __ ] how much
124:52
money is that pc worth like
124:54
three grand imagine it's a great gaming
124:57
seller it would flip you would cry
124:58
you were just not chat chat she's
125:01
bitching
125:02
about bitching he told me we'll build it
125:04
at 10 and now it's 11
125:06
30. i'm a sneaky i'm sneaky
125:10
what can i say did you know sneaky
125:12
follows me on twitter
125:14
yeah he looks better too
125:20
clip that that is gonna that's going on
125:22
my arrest report for marisa
125:24
what's going on my abuse domestic uh
125:27
restraining order
125:28
report yeah yeah yeah
125:31
domestic abuse is only for dating right
125:33
you can have
125:34
domestic is anything in a household
125:35
that's why you have the mexican use for
125:37
parents
125:38
i thought it's like relationship it's
125:40
just abuse
125:41
here here here's what you have to do
125:43
it's shino thank you for the 99 bids
125:46
domestic means household i think i mean
125:49
we're dating so it's fine
125:51
right dating is when you suck my dick at
125:53
least three times a week
125:55
i'm not dating oh no we definitely are
125:58
dating yeah
125:58
because it's like every day oh yeah
126:04
you're welcome ah [ __ ] me
126:08
okay get out so when are you and marisa
126:11
doing your first of scene
126:12
oh i've seen this oh god jesus christ
126:17
dude you're taking 19 years i don't get
126:20
i asked her i asked marisa and peach
126:22
like on stream
126:23
how much money do you think i could make
126:25
from that and the answer was good
126:29
no a lot because i'm not stupid when are
126:32
you finished
126:32
where'd that uh mascara go i gave it
126:35
back to you
126:36
i know i just dropped it i don't know
126:39
there it is
126:40
i use my toes i don't know okay
126:43
i don't know dude i don't know what do
126:45
you want me to say i don't know
126:47
what's your estimate what's your plan i
126:49
don't know
126:50
fan clinic uh caprice at him once yo
126:53
finn so
126:54
can you finish a capri sun in just one
126:56
suck
126:57
because if you can god damn please dm me
126:59
immediately
127:00
if you can't just dm me anyways
127:08
that seems like too many milliliters i
127:10
don't think you could do that
127:11
i can't chug real good can you finish it
127:13
caffrey said in one suck
127:16
she nods her head she apparently can
127:19
okay
127:22
your chat's never not entertaining yeah
127:24
they're [ __ ]
127:26
insane down bad as heck okay
127:30
i usually don't do mascara but [ __ ] it
127:33
[Music]
127:35
it's a full sent type of you should let
127:37
marisa build the desk while you do what
127:39
you're really good at
127:40
sitting back and looking pretty do you
127:42
want to finish the other ikea draw now
127:44
and then i can bring one of the ikea
127:45
drawers up and do it now
127:48
no you do the one downstairs it's
127:49
already pretty much done and i'll bring
127:50
the big one upstairs
127:53
yeah oh why what happened to let's fill
127:56
it together
127:57
i thought you just want it done yeah
127:59
together
128:00
that's a different thing you pressure me
128:02
on type
128:04
let me be let let me let me be have my
128:08
uh one bimbo moment let me do this
128:14
let me do this one thing okay i'll be
128:15
down in a minute i'll be down in a bit
128:17
all right chat one last thing
128:20
now we've done that eyes done solid
128:23
we got the smokey eye the pink what
128:25
[ __ ] lips are we doing
128:28
please please frieza let us have this
128:32
okay what uh what do you think black
128:34
you're [ __ ] insane
128:36
okay pink pink light pink nude
128:41
what that's not a color [ __ ] light
128:42
pink okay light pink like glass
128:46
okay how can we achieve this for you
128:50
chat
128:51
uh there's light pink lip gloss but this
128:54
is like
128:56
pretty much just lip gloss right and
128:58
then not light pink what
129:00
and then but we could do we can make it
129:02
darker by like adding like more hot pink
129:04
but with gloss sort of thing
129:05
we could also do that there is also
129:08
glitter
129:10
there's a lot of [ __ ] you can do there's
129:12
a lot of different options
129:14
i would not have fun building the desk
129:17
could i maybe request a quick good night
129:19
kiss
129:20
no stay stay until i've done the lips
129:23
but for now
129:24
minnie stay until i've done the lips
129:26
though then i can give you a prop one
129:28
uh okay
129:31
[Music]
129:36
hold on [ __ ] where's my thing i had a
129:38
thing i had a thing i had
129:39
i had a thing okay i found it okay we
129:42
have glitter
129:43
we have pink lip gloss we can pair these
129:45
two together with a little bit of a
129:46
little bit of there
129:48
or hold on there is also the
129:51
okay
129:55
here's the options if you want pink
129:57
right there is
129:59
there's this right there is the you may
130:02
know it the [ __ ]
130:03
lip stain this [ __ ] will stay on for a
130:05
[ __ ] year
130:06
this is a pain in the ass this will stay
130:09
on for like
130:10
the day and the next day so pink lip
130:13
stain number one
130:14
uh number two there is light pink lip
130:17
gloss right
130:18
number three there is glittery pink lip
130:20
gloss
130:21
uh [ __ ] there's another one hold on
130:23
number four
130:26
uh if you want to go full bimbo you
130:29
should definitely over draw the lips
130:32
only a little bit you only ever do that
130:34
a little bit or it looks [ __ ] weird
130:35
uh i'm trying to find my thing oh
130:39
[ __ ] there's another one hold on what
130:42
i feel rose getting close to detention
130:45
time
130:46
getting so risky with her camera hello
130:48
[ __ ] is that
130:51
okay [ __ ] it oh there's all three at the
130:53
same time i don't [ __ ] know
130:55
lip stain plus gloss on top low
131:01
this is going to be a [ __ ] terrible
131:03
idea
131:07
hot pink with lip gloss
131:11
[ __ ] i'm hyping myself up chat
131:16
you wanna do one plus three so
131:21
we could okay if we do it can i do a
131:24
little bit of this not a lot of this
131:26
just a little bit of this
131:28
plump lips with the bottom shade oh dude
131:30
yes style
131:32
there's there's [ __ ] there's this
131:34
stuff look i got sent it a while ago
131:35
there's like lip plumper too yeah
131:39
i think you wear this for like 10
131:40
minutes and then you you do everything
131:42
else but
131:42
i don't know there is that but i don't
131:45
know what thunk a lot
131:47
you're insane [ __ ] god damn
131:50
yeah plumper okay i'll do a little bit
131:53
of it because it's not it doesn't do a
131:54
ton
131:54
it doesn't do a ton of uh everything
131:57
it's a little bit of a difference not a
131:59
lot
132:00
can we do a pole we pull dip plumper
132:02
i'll do
132:03
i'll do plumper it's not actually going
132:05
to make a giant if [ __ ] it i'm actually
132:07
kind of interested hold on
132:12
regular lips i did like the most neutral
132:14
lips there
132:16
now essentially this is like tea tree
132:19
oil
132:20
nice i intel
132:24
[ __ ] hell this has not come out much
132:26
okay
132:31
this is just like a regular lip gloss i
132:33
mean it's like a
132:36
ah oh damn
132:39
oh damn oh holy [ __ ] thanks for
132:47
ah watching it's just a regular lip
132:50
gloss it doesn't really do anything it
132:51
doesn't look good it does like
132:53
plumping lip sort of thing this doesn't
132:55
change much i'm gonna leave this for
132:57
like
132:57
five minutes ten minutes what do you
132:59
think i reckon five ten minutes
133:01
what donkey where's my thing hold on
133:03
where's my thing i want to find a thing
133:06
oh my god okay what donkey
133:09
uh put that on your lips five minutes
133:11
get some chili oh [ __ ]
133:13
damn dirty i don't know if that's going
133:15
to make a giant difference
133:17
holy [ __ ] thanks for watching okay
133:21
okay let me move this let me move this
133:22
over there because it's going to be like
133:23
five minutes anyway
133:24
holy [ __ ] what do we do in the meantime
133:27
seven okay let's start a timer alexa
133:30
start a timer for five minutes
133:33
five minutes starting now that'll
133:35
probably do something i don't think it's
133:37
actually going to make a difference at
133:38
all
133:38
um get the desk oh we could get the desk
133:43
it's really [ __ ] heavy though fix the
133:45
cleavage what do you mean fix
133:47
what do you mean fix oh my god what do
133:50
you mean fix
133:51
what do you mean fix 10 mins are enough
133:54
ah does that have to show the outfit
133:56
okay i can show that that wasn't very
133:57
ladylike
133:58
there's no rule of being ladylike in
134:00
girl month there's just kind of like
134:03
dress normally i don't have to act like
134:04
it okay here's the outfit i haven't done
134:07
hit pads
134:08
we could go i could go grab hip pads in
134:10
the meantime should we do that
134:12
to make i don't think it'll actually
134:13
make a giant difference but we could go
134:14
and do it with the heels
134:16
oh [ __ ] yeah heels are gone okay one sec
134:18
let me grab i'm gonna grab everything i
134:19
need for it
134:20
don't look at my feet
134:30
i'm gonna quickly put these on
134:52
huh
134:54
uh yeah sure okay i'm
134:57
doing a thing i feel like this is fine
135:02
oh wait [ __ ] that is not fine
135:08
what the [ __ ] how am i supposed to make
135:09
this look good
135:11
the [ __ ] hold on i don't think it's
135:14
gonna look good look you can see like
135:15
the
135:16
edge of it there hey i know i'm jealous
135:19
of you cause you get to touch rose her
135:21
bum hey
135:22
[ __ ] sake okay there we go now
135:25
they're they're on it's a little bit
135:27
better what do you think worth keeping
135:29
not worth keeping
135:30
what do you think with hit pad
135:33
yeah yes no i don't know what dunk
135:39
better worse you can't the only you can
135:41
tell that i'm wearing them though like
135:43
right there you can see that right
135:46
no okay a lot of you are saying no hold
135:48
on let me do a poll no difference
135:50
not much difference yeah that's what i
135:51
mean like that you can't really tell
135:54
unless like you're actually touching it
135:55
like that
135:57
so i'm not sure i don't know no not the
136:00
goddess please get him out okay
136:02
can't see it okay [ __ ] i needed a
136:04
poll
136:05
i'm doing a poll uh
136:10
holy [ __ ]
136:15
all natural hips and pads please
136:19
what all natural hips and pads please
136:21
that doesn't make any sense
136:22
all natural hips and pads what
136:25
okay i made a pole i made a pole there
136:28
we go
136:30
what thunky okay a lot okay all of you
136:35
saying nah
136:36
all right we'll we'll leave him um
136:39
okay [ __ ] what else do we need oh [ __ ]
136:42
the oh yeah okay
136:44
stockings solid stockings got him all
136:46
right chance oh god what the [ __ ]
136:49
okay i'm gonna need a second cause i'm
136:51
not gonna be wait am i gonna be able to
136:52
do this on camera
136:53
i'm gonna take it off real quick on
136:54
camera i'm gonna take these off so i can
136:57
off camera and then i'll be back in a
136:58
minute one sec
137:05
four months woo
137:10
okay right let's see if you can notice a
137:12
difference now
137:14
not much what tag is that what that's
137:16
not even a tag that's my strap
137:17
you can kind of notice a difference a
137:19
little bit but like not
137:21
particularly i don't know [ __ ] i got no
137:23
i got nothing
137:24
f you're all just saying feet you guys
137:27
are insane
137:28
that's better better really anyway
137:31
there's no difference
137:32
there is different spock i don't even
137:34
know what the [ __ ] little but not really
137:35
all right fair
137:36
okay let me put on some socks
137:44
dude please i'm serious i don't care
137:46
it's just that one thing just
137:48
don't wear them today was such a good
137:50
day don't ruin it please
137:52
finn please yeah
137:56
16 seconds yeah you can break that
137:58
that's not gonna be too hard
138:00
oh my god okay but then i need to submit
138:03
the video
138:03
yeah just stream it i need like
138:09
so they can verify it just stream it you
138:10
look awesome and we're gutters
138:13
i'm i'm on it dude i'm getting the i'm
138:15
getting the thigh i'm getting the the
138:17
slightly over knee highs it's more like
138:19
school
138:20
uniformly sort of thing again instagram
138:22
picks all we riot
138:25
we will see we'll see
138:29
so the record is 15.9 yeah fun
138:32
ready oh my god it includes like having
138:35
to
138:36
ah alexa shut up huh you have to also
138:40
open it
138:41
okay it's like the longest time but that
138:43
feels like a rng thing well you can you
138:45
can beat that
138:46
16 seconds dude i think i can that's
138:49
long
138:49
you feel it you can go i feel like you
138:51
get it but
138:52
the one who made the record she's like a
138:55
professional speed
138:56
eater and drinker i think i think a lot
138:59
of the time comes in from the sucking
139:02
yeah like you gotta for sure like open
139:06
your throat a bit
139:07
[Music]
139:08
yeah hold on sorry i'm i'm completely
139:11
focused
139:14
let pp confusion rain terrible okay
139:18
how do i even [ __ ] do this i know
139:20
that these are a little bit
139:21
better but oh [ __ ] give me a minute
139:26
she's on about she's on about a
139:28
capricent record and
139:29
the whole like concept of sucking has
139:32
kind of just
139:32
gone over new people's heads do you
139:34
think if you send the video in you can
139:36
just like
139:36
not finish the capri sun like leave a
139:38
little bit at the bottom
139:39
i feel like there's gotta be how are
139:41
they gonna verify it i don't know i
139:43
really don't know
139:46
do we need to call some [ __ ] guinness
139:48
dude here sometimes you do
139:50
that's the kind of that's the annoying
139:52
thing sometimes you actually do i think
139:54
i'm so i'm so invested in this now i
139:55
want to really break it
139:57
maybe i ordered a whole lot
140:00
i think you'll do it i think you can do
140:02
it you know i have determination and i'm
140:04
good at dirt at sucking
140:07
why would you say it like that why'd you
140:09
say it like that
140:11
oh damn stop only a few minutes
140:15
my [ __ ] god it's nasty oh you don't
140:17
want them to know
140:18
no [ __ ] gross thanks for the five
140:21
good subs
140:22
oh [ __ ] i did them upside down [ __ ]
140:26
what are you attaching them to my outfit
140:28
instagram pics or we riot full stop
140:31
i'm on it listen anon and non
140:35
and on i'm on it i'm just doing this
140:38
okay do i do the back ones as well
140:40
that's gonna be [ __ ] difficult i
140:41
gotta leave if i wanna do the back
140:43
there's four i've done the front band
140:45
[ __ ] i'm gonna do the back ones give me
140:47
a minute
140:47
i'm not even gonna hold on i'm gonna
140:48
leave this up for a surprise before
140:50
stream okay brb
140:51
i'm not i'm not even gonna change it
140:52
this is gonna this isn't gonna take long
140:54
but i still don't care just give me one
140:57
minute
140:58
wait i can just stay here i'll just talk
141:00
to you [ __ ] it i'm just talking to you
141:03
oh my god these are not built for this
141:06
holy [ __ ]
141:09
oh wait what the [ __ ] is it this oh my
141:11
god wait hold on
141:13
is this the what is this outfit it's
141:15
[ __ ] school uniform
141:16
give me a second i feel like i can nail
141:19
this
141:20
i'm doing the i'm doing the one behind
141:22
she's just a thot
141:23
shut up hold frame chat dude fine
141:27
ah [ __ ] hold steady
141:32
all right i got one on mom and milkies
141:35
when they're already on
141:37
dude i just didn't change it okay
141:41
[ __ ] god
141:45
is it breaking oh god it's not breaking
141:48
okay i got one on one last one and then
141:51
it's over and then we can just do lips
141:53
that i'm done
141:54
okay full outfits almost done boys it's
141:57
so close
141:59
ooh boobs
142:02
you want dog videos give me i'll give
142:04
you [ __ ] dog videos
142:06
have fun with the dog video for 30
142:10
[Music]
142:20
seconds
142:29
he's not supposed to be there what a dog
142:34
doing
142:39
okay done done solid done okay ready
142:42
chad
142:43
hold on i nailed it ready oh my god okay
142:46
ready chad
142:47
three two one bam your boy
142:51
the guy okay i got it
142:54
they're on so there we go i got him on
142:56
front and back because i'm [ __ ] i
142:58
i i do my [ __ ] okay there we go
143:01
hey look at that bit of a bit of a
143:03
[ __ ]
143:04
the milkis but i mean let me get back
143:06
into normal
143:07
before i was like bending over oh my god
143:10
oh
143:11
is that okay that's the like most i can
143:14
really do okay there we go
143:15
solid there we go we did it there we go
143:17
solid
143:18
holy [ __ ] oh okay
143:28
all right i've done i've left this on
143:30
for even longer now
143:32
i need a tissue no i don't [ __ ]
143:35
yeah that was easy my boy's about to
143:38
ring the door
143:40
wait why don't you want to get it i
143:42
don't want to okay
143:44
okay one second uh i'll go on the ring
143:48
app and i'll just [ __ ]
143:49
talk to him through the thing mute mike
143:51
though okay
143:53
cause uh he might say a name or
143:55
something sure when is he when is he
143:57
coming
143:59
oh is that him he's gone to the wrong
144:02
door he's going to the [ __ ]
144:05
neighbor's house dude
144:07
oh [ __ ] okay anyway besides this
144:11
besides this here's what it is what's
144:13
the nail colors dude okay
144:14
bam that's what that is all right we
144:16
gotta do lips now do you think there was
144:18
any difference in the [ __ ]
144:19
in this oh let me finish lips right hold
144:22
on
144:25
are they any bigger are they
144:28
i don't see much of a difference but
144:31
okay
144:32
heels i need to find those [ __ ] heels
144:33
holy [ __ ]
144:35
they're right there holy [ __ ] best
144:36
[ __ ] heel choice
144:38
best heels okay i don't notice too much
144:41
of a difference
144:43
to be honest too little difference to
144:45
tell it all
144:46
yeah we'll see okay he's on his way he
144:48
found out the right address
144:50
one second i meet my mic and talk to
144:52
this guy through a doorbell one sec
145:07
[Music]
145:12
do you reckon that rose is getting
145:14
addicted to cork
145:15
also rose your chest is a rectangle
145:19
yeah a little bit
145:22
cork
145:25
[Music]
145:30
wait did you order them on [ __ ]
145:32
ubereats
145:35
she's got the [ __ ] capresens holy
145:38
[ __ ]
145:38
i want one okay lip stain did you oh
145:42
[ __ ] wait can we vote well i know what
145:44
you know i'm going to do it for a poll
145:45
but i just want to make extra sure you
145:47
guys want this hold on give me a second
145:49
one minute slash poll i'm gonna make
145:52
extra extra [ __ ] sure
145:54
okay lips uh
146:00
dude this is gonna be a [ __ ] scam all
146:03
right
146:05
are you doing this here look what the
146:08
[ __ ] is this
146:10
what paper straws oh [ __ ]
146:13
paper straws jeet nap
146:17
how am i gonna break it with a paper
146:18
straw i don't know okay here's my
146:21
strategy you wanna see my stretch
146:23
sure that's what i came up with uh one
146:25
sec chat ready
146:26
three two one go pull one minute to do
146:28
this poll i wanna make extra [ __ ]
146:30
sure
146:32
yep
146:42
take off the straw here yep
146:45
i'm gonna do this one normally and then
146:48
do you want a timer
146:49
[ __ ] it okay i'm not going to spend on
146:51
this i'm just
146:52
you're figuring out the strategy okay i
146:54
started like this
146:56
bomb double grab yeah pull off yeah and
146:58
the straw is already broken because it's
147:01
my god yeah anyways you need to order
147:04
like american ones or something like
147:05
that anyways
147:06
anyways yeah i take off hit doesn't work
147:09
because it's paper no it
147:10
did work okay hit it's open right yeah
147:13
off hit
147:14
bum hand switch uh-huh in
147:18
doesn't work because it's paper okay my
147:20
child okay wait wait wait wait wait wait
147:21
wait
147:21
we gotta do it backwards i guess okay
147:25
it's gonna be like this it's gonna be
147:26
like this take off it's like babysitting
147:28
yeah take off yeah um yep
147:32
immediately hand switch
147:36
it's not going in okay mom the entire
147:38
thing is plastic
147:40
why do i need to eat the [ __ ] uh
147:43
telephone book straw man
147:45
oh it's all plastic what is this this is
147:48
plastic
147:49
this is plastic but the straw
147:52
anyways in boom
147:55
boom and then
147:59
i swear the diameter is thinner here
148:03
it's literally there okay do a timer
148:07
with the timer okay
148:10
uh i can set a timer give me a sec
148:14
give me a stopwatch hold on no
148:18
i got it okay stopwatch ready
148:21
three two one go
148:32
come on you gotta actually do it for
148:33
just you gotta just go how do i continue
148:35
it's done
148:36
you just do it dude it's dead the run is
148:38
not dead you just gotta go you only got
148:40
20. this pisses me off
148:41
you only got pieces you only got 20 of
148:43
these dude
148:45
all right ready who came up with that
148:49
try and completely complete complete the
148:53
run okay ready
148:55
three i can't hit it just well then just
148:57
open it normally
148:59
ready three two one go
149:03
the capri sun's fell over this isn't a
149:05
good start four seconds already
149:06
baby rage
149:17
oh no it's over dude seventeen
149:21
hey that's close hey i i dropped it in
149:24
the beginning
149:25
but two seconds i can do it i can do it
149:27
i can do this go again
149:29
hold on dude i'm fine i can't do this
149:32
okay
149:32
hold on we're trying to break over 3.9
149:35
i'm going to be accurate with this okay
149:37
ready ready three
149:39
two one go
149:43
dead run okay [ __ ] it dude
149:47
come on yep i'm waiting lips i know
149:49
she's
149:50
i don't know we wanted to do it this is
149:52
capri sunstream now for some [ __ ]
149:54
reason
149:54
this is your last try cause i gotta do
149:55
this afterwards ready three
149:57
two one go
150:01
okay last try last drive
150:05
ready three two one go
150:13
a strong start a very strong start a
150:15
very strong start with success
150:16
16 seconds is the world record by the
150:18
way
150:25
ah it's at the same time dude you didn't
150:27
even stop it
150:28
it's it was so it was like [ __ ] it
150:30
was like a generator
150:33
it was over dude i know it was over but
150:35
let me compare
150:37
let me compare it was the same time
150:41
i don't give a [ __ ] it was 17 it was 17.
150:43
what a [ __ ]
150:44
time person are you if you don't stop
150:46
the [ __ ] clown one of the times how
150:48
am i gonna compare my [ __ ]
150:50
you count the frames dude that's what
150:52
you do
150:53
you count the frames dude you count the
150:56
frames
150:57
fine you count the front i'm not gonna
150:59
be accurate
151:01
dude okay ready three two one go
151:06
you gotta count the frames though that's
151:07
how you do it accurately
151:09
because it's got paper man this is so
151:12
stupid
151:13
okay what are you talking about what are
151:15
you talking about
151:19
this is how the run starts by the way
151:22
this is how the run
151:23
starts by the way salvageable nice dude
151:27
give me give me one in give me
151:29
give me a a plastic capricorn and this
151:31
run is i live in a house of violence
151:33
okay ready three two one
151:37
go where'd the stream go i don't [ __ ]
151:41
know i'm dropping viewers like flies
151:43
all right it's just much stronger start
151:53
that's it that's it
151:58
it's empty
152:01
[Laughter]
152:02
that's it it's like a bubble a bubble
152:04
came out was it
152:05
yeah i did it that's it holy [ __ ] we
152:08
just
152:09
this club well done the world record
152:11
okay well literally it's [ __ ] it i
152:13
don't feel like the world record would
152:14
count if you littered
152:15
that's it 1501 dude we're sending this
152:18
but cut off the end where something
152:19
comes out
152:20
no i don't even think can you really you
152:22
can never really get every drop
152:24
from it but yeah if there was one bubble
152:26
that came out not like a
152:27
it wasn't like a lot it was like a
152:28
bubble i'm submitting this
152:31
well done 500 viewers you cast me by the
152:36
way
152:50
i know
153:05
well done all right
153:08
i'm still waiting on finn to vote i am
153:10
too everyone is
153:12
but we had to quickly beat a world
153:13
record that's just one part of one of
153:15
the many things on that you can expect
153:17
from finster streams
153:20
all right bucco i don't even know what
153:23
the [ __ ] vote went to
153:24
okay listen i'm gonna do it with not a
153:26
ton of lip stain because
153:28
garbage absolute garbage i'm not gonna
153:31
do it
153:31
i'm gonna do it with a little bit you'll
153:33
see i guess i don't know
153:34
[ __ ] all right i reckon
153:38
i reckon i'll be fine lots of stain no i
153:40
don't want this to be on for like three
153:42
years
153:43
oh my god i don't entirely want this to
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be on for like three years after this
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are you grabbing the rest of the uh
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capri suns
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the gremlin is cleaning can i have one
153:59
of the capri suns
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as a snack
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not ten of them dude i think i'm
154:08
actually gonna record that
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and send it ah
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but oh my god the paper makes it so hard
154:16
because literally i had like two actual
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attempts
154:19
the paper straw just keeps breaking yeah
154:22
i have a new strat by the way do you
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know how it worked
154:25
no if you force it in like this it
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doesn't it doesn't go in right i don't
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know it bends
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you have to apply pressure here look
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yeah like this ah
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very cool yeah i'm a couple person
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expert i don't know
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when you get the record i'll paint it up
154:41
on the refrigerator yeah i get it we
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gotta build like
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the desk bro
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what the [ __ ]
154:59
i'm just [ __ ] it's just it's just
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absurd
155:05
capri sun world record dude you're gonna
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be matt stoney
155:10
holy [ __ ] just put on youtube
155:14
fastest drum to trinket capri sun 15.71
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oh that's kind of close i did i did 14.
155:22
you did 15.01 here watch this here's how
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she does it okay
155:28
you want to just show stream
155:31
oh garbage garbage garbage garbage look
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at that slow
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run okay here's her would you consider
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doing a duo cosplay with me
155:40
when i come to the uk for a comic con i
155:42
can give you free access to the
155:44
consensus international guest
155:46
three holy [ __ ] what hold on i need to
155:49
consider that donation again
155:52
oh look that's the record we're looking
155:54
at capri sun right now we're distracted
155:56
15 15 sex like no shot like i [ __ ] i
155:59
did that
155:59
i did that i actually just did that is
156:01
that guinness world record holding or is
156:03
it youtube world record holding
156:04
that's guinness that's on their homepage
156:06
that's what they linked the [ __ ] it's on
156:08
the guinness page and they linked that
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dude how did she broke that i actually
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broke that
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that's kind of cool like fourth fourth
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card percent
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jesus well done
156:20
well i'll i'll record it for sure though
156:22
a talented caprice honest
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the previous record was 17 what a
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[ __ ] dog
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[ __ ] [ __ ] dog
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that just hurts that just hurts my
156:47
collect some online sperm get out my
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[ __ ] stream
156:52
all right okay
156:55
solid that's the stain done
156:58
the capriest capitalism oh i'm gonna
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have one of these [ __ ] capri suns i'm
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thirsty anyway
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oh that's [ __ ] dude the straw
157:05
genuinely does just break just
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normally that's crazy
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it's not even sharp dude look at that
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right now
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he's still broken yeah well done i'm
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gonna use your method
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dude that's yeah don't squeeze
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you said squeeze apply pressure that's
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squeezing
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i squeezed on it it spurred it on me
157:30
this was 100 your fault okay
157:34
right next thing
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[ __ ] kremlin [ __ ] paper straws paper
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straws suck
157:42
just look at me from the door i see you
157:44
in the mirror you're literally like
157:47
four hours late now i don't care it's
157:50
just building a desk i'm gonna do ikea
157:52
up here anyway it's fine
157:54
i am it's my stream
157:57
dude quick trying to control my life
158:01
get out get out my get out my stream
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okay
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i see you no you don't
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[ __ ] tip of a hat just poking out
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through the door
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okay hold on
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rose that wasn't squeezing that was
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squirting
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nice to know that you can squirt btw
158:38
what the [ __ ] is squirting by the way
158:41
i think i've been lied to in my life for
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that okay
158:45
that's this do you want to do a little
158:47
bit of glitter or
158:48
no just like i was gonna do a tiny bit
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in the middle what do you think
158:52
piss it's piss
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oh my [ __ ] god
159:04
why was it piss i've been lied to
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okay there we go tiny tiny little bit of
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glitter there
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and kind of just looks like i've got
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[ __ ] come on all right
159:26
there we go and
159:29
we can take this off holy [ __ ] [ __ ]
159:35
we're done chat well done we completed
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it
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well done oh [ __ ] i need the heels god
159:41
[ __ ] damn it we're so close
159:42
you said i should wait for the lipstick
159:44
and so i did but now i want my goodnight
159:46
kiss
159:47
you can hold on let me put on the heel
159:49
so i'm fully done let me do this
159:52
okay also wait cosplay pulse uh would
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you consider doing it i wanna do a
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cosplay
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when i come to the uk for comic con i
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can give you free access to the con
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since i'm
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an international guest holy [ __ ] you're
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invited to the cosplay
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you may be a really big deal i will look
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into you but that would be cool i kind
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of want to cosplay i just don't know
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who has four months it depends who
160:16
oh has a new baby his name is owen
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picking pics and vids on the discord
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finn hey hell yeah
160:23
congrats that's [ __ ] hell yeah okay
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cool
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all right let's get the heels on i'll
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give you one like
160:30
freddy stick around for a sec oh okay
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i'm gonna do one
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my heel there we go they're like exactly
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my size
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like there's like a little tiny bit of
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wiggle room in them
160:42
and that's kind of it like they're so
160:44
[ __ ] comfy because they're exact work
160:46
size
160:47
i can't be able to undo the laces fully
160:49
all right chat
160:53
here we are fully done look at that what
160:56
was the name of that magic potion that
160:58
turned you this good looking
161:00
i refuse to believe that someone could
161:02
be so pretty without some kind of
161:04
sorcery involved
161:05
just [ __ ] uh
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oh [ __ ] god damn it hey boys hey boys
161:13
hey hey boys how are you
161:16
i this is the outfit completely solid
161:19
white heels would have been better
161:20
i don't know they might clash i think
161:22
black might be a little bit better with
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this
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i think black kind of works oh what the
161:27
[ __ ]
161:28
where's my chair oh it's there i thought
161:30
it was the other side
161:33
i don't have to turn up bend up oh [ __ ]
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beautiful
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[Music]
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good eye freddie hell yeah dude this
161:45
worked out pretty well
161:46
instagram pic [ __ ] should we take one
161:48
real quick hold on
161:51
uh okay i i can turn off the camera and
161:55
take one
161:55
but the camera is gonna be off that's
161:57
the issue because i need i need
161:59
my camera only works in one place at a
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time annoyingly
162:03
ah okay give me a sec i'm gonna have to
162:05
turn the camera off for a minute
162:07
so i'm gonna let you look at puppies
162:09
playing again let me find
162:10
puppies playing a different playlist so
162:13
you don't have to watch the same thing
162:14
because that would be just awful
162:18
okay one sec have a watch of a nice
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video give me a second
162:21
let me turn off face camera real quick
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brb
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i'll be
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anyway chat i really like how one
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comment about squirting makes the entire
162:52
chat go p
162:53
oh and rose when will you be selling
162:55
your content blaze grab your puppuccino
163:06
dude
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[Music]
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put your hand in mine you know that i
163:20
won't stop until
163:23
[Music]
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oh i got you i got you
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[Music]
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okay
164:04
[Music]
164:09
i just want to say i did a [ __ ]
164:11
absolutely cursed job of doing a selfie
164:13
just then
164:14
it was so [ __ ] absolutely cursed hold
164:17
on let me turn off this thing
164:19
i was so [ __ ] cursed i did like a
164:21
tongue out one and i even i was like
164:23
okay that's enough
164:25
that goes all right that's enough for
164:26
today i was like
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no i i kind of was like okay never mind
164:30
i'll i'll pick from those i think it was
164:32
fine did you blink
164:34
hopefully not oh let me see let me let
164:36
me just quickly go through and see if
164:37
that was good
164:38
because i got them done really quickly
164:39
but then again i do look insanely
164:41
attractive
164:42
so we'll see one sec
164:46
it's so [ __ ] cursed i don't think i
164:48
can actually release that
164:53
that's what we that might be the one
164:56
that goes on the [ __ ]
164:58
potential of
165:01
brush your hair i wish i could be as
165:02
good as you
165:05
some people aren't as lucky as me honey
165:09
sorry yeah i dude it's it's
165:13
you you've seen it this was two and a
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half hours work
165:16
like this is two and a half hours work
165:18
and [ __ ]
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an hour and a half that was just [ __ ]
165:22
makeup
165:23
and then you know faking bobs everything
165:25
like that i don't know
165:27
i don't know if that's a i don't know if
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that's um
165:31
i don't know okay i'm just scrolling
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through
165:35
see if i got any really decent ones
165:42
i kind of want to do another one
165:48
i kind of want to do another one though
165:50
[ __ ] okay one sec i'm gonna do it
165:52
i'm gonna try again one sec one one
165:55
[ __ ] one sec i'm trying to see if i got
165:59
one that i like [ __ ] did i not even get
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one
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eyes are looking at your eyes
166:08
busy looking at your eyes there are my
166:10
best asset
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uh
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hmm i don't like any of these
166:20
i kind of don't like any of these to be
166:22
honest with you
166:25
yeah okay i don't like any of these i'm
166:26
going to try that again
166:28
one sec i'm going to do the same [ __ ]
166:29
again baby
166:32
oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] okay
166:40
[Music]
166:47
come here
167:04
let go a niner
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bubba
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[Music]
167:32
hmm
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[Music]
168:13
[Music]
168:14
um
168:16
[Music]
168:52
you call them
169:02
[Music]
169:08
you're strange yeah you
169:14
bye
169:18
oh i'll be back oh hi
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[Music]
169:39
[Music]
169:49
you're my sweetie pie you're
169:52
my
169:53
[Music]
170:06
right here and i love
170:09
this god that [ __ ] song's annoying
170:13
jesus christ that's an awful [ __ ]
170:16
song
170:17
okay i'm gonna quickly about go back on
170:19
camera while i check this
170:21
uh i think i did all right i think i got
170:23
all right
170:24
they're okay photos i'm kind of i'm
170:27
gonna look through them real quick and
170:28
just see
170:30
one of them was a little bit [ __ ] sus
170:32
i do say
170:33
one of i have i have multiple now sus
170:35
photos that i took
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uh
170:43
they're one of them looks good though
170:44
one looks really [ __ ] good
170:47
it looks really okay i got one solid one
170:50
that i like
170:51
uh let me see if i've got another one
170:58
yeah all right cool nailed it all right
171:00
i got i got stuff for instagram
171:02
sauce photos all right dude
171:06
anyway do you want to do a dash building
171:10
do you want to build a desk now you want
171:12
to do some [ __ ] ikea furniture
171:14
so there's two things i can do starting
171:16
up a stream downstairs i'm going to end
171:18
this stream or i could bring up
171:20
the ikea thing up here i can just build
171:22
it right now build one of the cabinets
171:24
and then we can build the rest of it
171:25
over on marie's stream
171:28
i feel like i like that idea a bit
171:30
better like i'll build one here
171:31
go downstairs build the rest of it with
171:33
marisa i think that's solid
171:35
i'll i'll finish the one that i [ __ ]
171:37
started how about that one
171:39
god damn okay you want to do that build
171:42
in your office okay
171:43
let me bring the whole [ __ ] setup
171:45
with you dude collar
171:47
i've already got the thing on that's
171:48
just that's just not good practice you
171:50
don't want to have
171:51
a collar and then another color on top
171:54
of it that's just not right
171:57
you thought it was going down you were
171:58
wrong i what's going up okay
172:00
no need for color yeah exactly okay no
172:03
need
172:04
points though what [ __ ] points do you
172:05
need
172:10
finn do you want to be my boyfriend i'm
172:11
a straight underage male
172:15
you [ __ ] nuts get the [ __ ] out my
172:17
chat bud
172:18
what the [ __ ] my god that's so [ __ ]
172:22
what the [ __ ] dude question matt dude
172:26
if the question mark could be a [ __ ]
172:28
noise that is the most such comment
172:30
you are not being safe online bro
172:34
jesus [ __ ] where are your parents
172:37
i'm frightened i'm scared all right let
172:40
me uh let me go grab the rest of bannon
172:43
god damn is weird all right so does
172:46
anyone agree that finn is now
172:47
full girl no i don't i'm in fact a guy
172:51
i'm very sorry to disappoint you my
172:53
mommy milkies may say different but i am
172:55
in fact
173:04
i think you dropped something behind the
173:06
chair you'll have to get up move the
173:08
chair and crouch down to pick it up
173:10
damn it
173:14
[ __ ] never mind
173:17
i thought i knew a word that i didn't
173:19
anyway build it with reese you promised
173:21
her
173:21
oh yeah no we're gonna build it with
173:22
razer the only thing is i want to do i
173:25
want to finish the one i [ __ ] started
173:27
the one i started is so scuffed right
173:29
now dude it's awful looking
173:31
i want to finish that one and then we
173:32
got a whole other one to build with the
173:34
reason it's probably going to take like
173:34
an hour
173:35
so or at least an hour and i'll just do
173:38
it on her stream
173:39
so i'm going to build i'm going to
173:40
finish the one off here and then
173:42
i'll i'll do the rest of it downstairs
173:43
through either so okay brb while i go
173:45
set that up i got to bring the whole
173:47
thing upstairs
173:48
so give me a minute i've got to do it in
173:50
the middle of this [ __ ] garbage
173:52
pile i call her office so one sec let me
173:54
[Music]
173:59
[Music]
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do
174:08
[Music]
174:20
uber fed in the chat
174:35
[Music]
174:46
[Music]
174:54
[Music]
175:14
so
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[Music]
175:49
[Music]
176:03
[Music]
176:21
[Music]
176:43
[Music]
176:52
if you're happy and you know it just say
176:55
if you're happy and you know it just say
176:59
if you're happier you know it and you
177:01
really want to show it
177:02
if you're happy and you know what you
177:06
say
177:08
[Music]
177:25
all right ladies and gentlemen one more
177:29
[Music]
177:34
time
177:43
[Music]
177:48
um
178:08
[Music]
178:15
these and between the toesies
178:18
we've got a little black spot
178:25
mickey wiggy piggy wiggy
178:32
[Music]
178:58
so
179:07
[Music]
179:17
holy [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] tired oh my god
179:21
work out dude i'm [ __ ] so tired
179:24
maurice is bringing up the big one but
179:27
jesus
179:28
christ doing all the small stuff was
179:30
kind of enough i'm gonna give her a hand
179:32
uh gone sec hello it's like almost here
179:36
hold on why are all the camera sensors
179:40
hello you know
179:44
you need a hand anyway here's fine thank
179:47
you delivery person
179:50
thank you that's bigger than i thought
179:52
it'd be actually
179:53
i'm tall
179:57
oh [ __ ] wait can you grab the screws huh
180:02
okay okay i've got to go grab screws
180:05
my [ __ ] kind of camera [ __ ] okay one
180:08
sec
180:09
i gotta [ __ ] grab screws and fix this
180:11
[ __ ] all right one sec
180:13
the streamiest effort
181:15
holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ]
181:19
ah i'm back
181:25
that sucked i shouldn't be made to do i
181:27
shouldn't be made to do work like this
181:29
this is not
181:34
i need a real man
181:37
i need someone else to do this [ __ ] for
181:38
me that [ __ ] stuff that was hard
181:41
why i shouldn't need to do this stuff
181:44
like this i'm a pretty woman
181:46
okay this sucks i'm gonna turn off i
181:50
turn on my [ __ ] thing
181:52
i'm like warm now
181:56
huh what's up my little egg
181:59
no not an egg i've got like
182:02
significantly more weight to me i can
182:04
feel when i
182:04
hit the chair holy [ __ ]
182:15
oh god
182:24
everything's fine hello
182:28
hi you can
182:31
wanna help okay thank [ __ ] god
182:35
can i just read you out the instructions
182:38
you know
182:40
okay i've turned that on because i'm
182:42
warm the what
182:46
the what i need these oh you mean the
182:48
screws
182:49
you have a screwdriver i have a drill i
182:51
don't need a drilling
182:52
that's what the screwdriver is it's true
182:54
you just it's an automatic screwdriver
182:58
no i have a drill works the exact same
183:02
okay do we we don't need wheels do we we
183:04
can skip the wheel step
183:06
okay don't need wheels okay one of these
183:10
drawers
183:11
the one with the four of these in it we
183:13
need to do this
183:14
freezer razer yeah
183:17
we need to do we need to do i think your
183:19
rear straps twisted it's not even
183:21
it's the front one and the rear one
183:22
they're both twisted i can't do [ __ ]
183:26
a drill is a screwdriver but better yeah
183:28
exactly it's the same thing
183:30
okay we need this thing we need this
183:32
thing look where is that
183:33
hello i would like to request to refund
183:36
on my last dono
183:38
femboi did me dirty that's not what we
183:40
do now
183:42
no there's nothing going into it yet
183:45
they didn't say to do it
183:46
it didn't say instead of going into it
183:48
they didn't say to do it i i
183:50
didn't i disagree i pay for i'd like to
183:53
aggressive refund i'm like oh wait what
183:54
did i do
183:55
what i asked what did you ask what i
183:56
think you dropped something behind your
183:57
chair you'll have to go
183:58
pick up move the chair crouch down to me
184:00
oh crouch down
184:02
that's easy hold on that all i do
184:06
is just [ __ ]
184:10
matt easy i crouched
184:14
how hard was that that was [ __ ]
184:16
easiest work of my life
184:18
fifty dollars well spent you should lift
184:21
with your back
184:22
whoa i don't think that's how you do
184:25
that
184:27
see why'd you do it that you didn't need
184:30
to do that second one
184:32
you just go that's it you don't you
184:35
don't need to do it much
184:38
the chair arm the chair arm tried
184:43
see easy it's meant for anything that's
184:45
screwing in something but you don't want
184:47
to put effort into it all right now
184:49
we still how do you tell the difference
184:51
between this piece by the way
184:53
how do you tell the difference between
184:54
this piece
184:56
like the wait is that just three big
184:58
ones and two small ones
185:00
oh [ __ ] solid i can do this okay ah
185:04
this shit's easy so you know this is
185:06
attached
185:07
wow wait okay three of these
185:12
i'll handle this i got this [ __ ]
185:15
unlocked all right
185:16
three big pieces we need i need the
185:18
those long screws by the way the the
185:20
gray ones
185:22
uh four for each of these so i need 12
185:26
and then i need to drill can we see that
185:29
technique again oh [ __ ] did
185:30
i didn't show anything did i raiser is
185:33
not a butler fan i disagree
185:37
no i got what do what we can do
185:41
this is my one i'll help downstairs
185:59
uh difficult and it's not working
186:03
thank you okay can i have a drill
186:09
jesus i live in a perpetual state of
186:13
fear
186:14
like you didn't even connect these what
186:15
are you doing what do you mean
186:17
there's no they didn't say to
186:20
why would it not say because it didn't
186:23
give me the thing
186:24
what are you doing drilling give me the
186:27
not this
186:28
what do you mean thing there are four
186:30
different things in front of me
186:32
and now one of them is the main thing
186:39
stop being mean to your maid no
186:55
is to another one holy [ __ ] thanks for
186:57
the tip
187:00
tier three for a [ __ ] year i'm
187:03
celebrating an anniversary
187:07
nailed it i got one look at that look at
187:09
that
187:10
bang-up job of work i'm doing they call
187:13
me the handyman
187:17
they call me the handyman they call me
187:21
the handyman
187:24
i didn't say what they call me was
187:26
accurate
187:31
oh i'm [ __ ] so good at this all right
187:34
should i tilt the camera down a bit so
187:36
you can see what i'm actually doing or
187:37
what maurice is mostly doing
187:39
hold up
187:43
okay that didn't really change much at
187:45
all did it
187:47
i didn't change [ __ ] i oh it looks great
187:50
there it is
187:50
i didn't change [ __ ] anything i did
187:55
it's a little bit better [ __ ] it okay
187:57
all i'm doing
187:58
you can see more of the garbage on my
188:00
floor
188:02
rhys is securing the uh the box i
188:04
already i made i secured it with just
188:06
pegs and she's just like
188:08
slotting in the uh the things to hell
188:10
ordered in place
188:11
i'm sorting out the drawers
188:14
one at a time doing a bang-up job if i
188:16
do say so myself
188:18
thanks thanks for the heck in it's damn
188:22
oh [ __ ] thanks it subs
188:25
hold on oh [ __ ]
188:28
that one went in at a bit of an angle
188:30
but it's fine it fixed it
188:32
looks like it's substitute okay
188:38
i end up looking so scuffed in every
188:40
time i try and build anything
188:42
okay there we go
188:50
there we go easy
188:57
ah done all right we finished the alex
188:59
draws look at that
189:01
what oh the drill there we go
189:05
okay perfect i can retire
189:10
so how are you chet marisa where's the
189:12
beanie
189:13
she's actually not been wearing the
189:14
beanie too much now like she's pretty
189:16
much just swapped to all caps
189:20
he said he likes me more without the
189:22
beanie yeah bean looks
189:24
i don't know you try i i saw it's like
189:26
seeing a person without glasses for the
189:28
first time
189:29
like uh she wore the beanie forever and
189:31
then she didn't wear it for like
189:32
a month and then when she wore it again
189:34
it looked weird
189:42
booba builder can he fix it
189:46
i'm tired i can't win this is the bet
189:49
this is the closer you're gonna get to a
189:51
thigh cam
189:51
look at this yeah solid alex
189:55
i'm so glad i'm so talented
189:59
beanies for a beanies for the winter
190:01
cafes for the summer
190:03
yeah i guess wait yeah
190:08
fact your ineptitude and disinterest
190:10
with building is one of your most
190:12
eggish qualities
190:20
how the [ __ ] do we even combat that [ __ ]
190:22
yeah
190:23
it's no it's not it's um i believe it's
190:25
one of my more
190:26
uh charming qualities my more masculine
190:28
ones
190:29
um can i have something to do marisa i
190:31
need i need a thing to do
190:33
i need to know what we're doing uh i
190:36
need a thing to do
190:37
not sure if you did the right thing i
190:53
two months you cutie you're doing an
190:55
outside stream anytime soon yeah
190:56
hopefully tomorrow
190:58
we're gonna go me and marisa are gonna
190:59
go out walk in [ __ ] broad daylight
191:02
because
191:02
i'm the gremlin get us something to
191:05
drink on my
191:06
we have 20 to capri suns do you want a
191:08
sandwich while you work
191:10
no do you want do you want uh sausage
191:15
burger
191:19
i can get you a sausage then i have a
191:22
sausage
191:23
oh you already had it
191:27
no there's still more sausages they're
191:30
just vegetarian
191:33
burger burger look how much oversight we
191:38
have now because i sorted something
191:41
yeah they're already sorted but then i
191:42
dropped them
191:47
i don't know what i don't know how to do
191:48
that
191:51
i don't know how to do that that look
191:52
really difficult
191:54
you most definitely are contributing
191:56
just keep sitting right there
191:58
okay i think i'm doing good okay
192:02
with these yep
192:05
[Music]
192:08
how do you do your bobs uh a lot of hard
192:12
work
192:13
a lot of it takes a lot of energy you
192:14
have to be uh yeah here and here oh yeah
192:18
not the bottom ones not the bottom ones
192:20
away from the line only these two
192:22
okay you mean okay can i have my drill
192:29
the ones not by the line
192:32
the ones not by the line the ones not by
192:35
the line
192:37
no sausage on this side last one of what
192:40
you did throw them at one time
192:45
did you throw it away okay trailed off
192:49
can i have dropped it can i drop
192:53
scary okay wait okay
192:57
solid we've almost done with a whole one
192:59
of them
193:00
i put it upside down you didn't see that
193:02
did you know okay solid
193:06
nailed it screwed it even
193:11
so here's the plan right we've got a big
193:13
giant like butcher's block of wood
193:15
it's like the classic ikea gaming setup
193:17
that everyone kind of does
193:19
but it is actually a decent gaming setup
193:21
we're doing it for a side thing for
193:22
maurice's one
193:23
because it's only temporary because
193:24
she's not you know here forever
193:26
we aren't roommates just yet but she
193:28
does come over pretty early often
193:30
so we're setting up a little bit of a
193:32
desk in a room because she keeps
193:33
bitching at me
193:34
that i don't i don't she doesn't really
193:36
have a space to do a thing
193:38
so we go to that it's pretty neat
193:43
just roommates not even roommates just
193:46
roommates nothing else
193:47
we're not roommates not yet yeah
193:51
i like living alone dude oh
193:54
okay i did it right look at that
193:58
look at that i'm so quick give me
193:59
another thing give me another thing to
194:00
do i got it what's a twitch mioriza like
194:02
meow and then riza
194:05
m-e-m-e-o-r-m-e-o-w
194:08
r-i-z-z
194:13
i'll just sit here i'm being helpful
194:16
and they were roommates okay
194:21
okay pick up the manual from the floor
194:24
that what that's maurice's
194:25
oh god you're just on about me okay [ __ ]
194:27
you
194:29
shut so bad there should be four on not
194:32
two
194:32
that's what it says in the instructions
194:34
says two this needs to be two stop
194:36
[ __ ] backseat building
194:37
[ __ ] what do i do with this what do i
194:40
do
194:40
i'm giving you these and then i give you
194:42
next instructions i'll just prepare
194:44
these
194:46
okay what it's more fun
194:49
no no i'm just okay i'm just
194:53
i'll i will just sit here and look
194:55
pretty uh
194:56
i don't think you got it i think i got
194:58
it i think i think maurice has got it
195:03
you should have us start a stream then
195:04
write it yeah after we do this i'm just
195:06
gonna rate marisa
195:07
[ __ ] should i just
195:10
if i just
195:14
yeah marisa can you tell your girl to
195:17
get to work please
195:18
no i don't need that uh i don't need
195:20
that negativity in my life
195:23
okay wait what can i not turn up the
195:25
monitor the camera
195:26
okay i'm going to turn up the thing
195:28
there we go i turn it up a little bit
195:30
you got to do what you're good at yeah
195:31
it's not even getting your hands dirty
195:33
it's i'm using a drill on ikea furniture
195:36
it is not hard
195:39
to build a cosplay the [ __ ]
195:42
oh [ __ ] doesn't bob the builder have
195:43
like a wife
195:45
i'll be the wife you can be bob or you
195:47
can be bob and i'll i'll i know i'll be
195:49
bob
195:50
and you'll be the wife that works
195:53
is murray's just german yeah pierce is
195:56
[ __ ] no not yet
195:57
i don't know when i'm gonna do it the
195:59
person that with the person that marie
196:00
is trying to get a tattoo off says that
196:02
their their shop
196:03
also does like piercings so maybe i can
196:05
do her but the person that maurice is
196:06
trying to get a tattoo off
196:07
is insanely unreliable like we can't get
196:11
him
196:12
what do you mean you oh dude you say so
196:14
much us
196:16
she's why what's wrong with you she's
196:18
actually what's wrong with me
196:20
why are you [ __ ] talking to people
196:21
online how
196:24
i said that she's hard to she's
196:25
unreliable i will we'll tell her a time
196:27
she'll tell us the time and then it just
196:29
doesn't just give some more bad [ __ ]
196:31
rep
196:31
to random people that are our friends
196:33
what are you what
196:35
dude she's doing for us i know she's not
196:37
on time but you know
196:38
you should talk [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
196:41
dude that's [ __ ] talking she's running a
196:43
business and you're flaming it
196:48
my [ __ ] god anyway damn
196:52
dude hold on give me one minute one
196:56
second
199:16
b
201:33
[Music]
201:36
oh
201:41
what a dog doing
201:52
blaze grab your puppuccino dude
202:06
okay i made that look a lot more serious
202:08
than it was it was literally i i
202:11
asked about when that was actually
202:12
happening i had to give like address
202:14
information so i'm really sorry if that
202:16
looked [ __ ] sus as hell
202:17
but just i figured i'd lighten the mood
202:20
it looks so it looked like i've gone to
202:22
kill marisa
202:22
so just like i'm sorry about that also i
202:26
still need things to do what am i
202:27
supposed to do
202:28
let me turn on my stream again yeah okay
202:31
i
202:31
still need things to do give me a sec
202:32
jesus christ sorry
202:34
what if one of us came back hold on i
202:37
came back and it was just this
202:42
[ __ ] one of us just [ __ ] knife
202:45
stuck blood everywhere we'd have a
202:47
falling out
202:48
all right bucko i need things to do i
202:50
don't know what the [ __ ] to do
202:52
yeah put these in are these the drawers
202:56
oh they'll start okay i can do that this
202:58
doesn't even require any power tools
203:02
all right what the [ __ ] wait does it go
203:04
this way this way
203:06
the white part goes on oh yeah okay
203:09
got it all done am i um
203:14
yeah that's correct you see how the
203:15
bottom is like cut off yeah
203:17
you see you see those other corner parts
203:19
yep does it go lamb right point to them
203:23
okay so correct yes oh [ __ ] i goofed it
203:27
already
203:28
[ __ ] hold on i thought that would slot
203:30
in a lot more satisfying than it did
203:32
hey there we go that worked it was
203:35
perfect
203:35
kind of nailed that i'm more than just a
203:38
pair of bob's chat
203:40
i'm a smart brain and then that goes on
203:42
the
203:43
on the end and then you put these in you
203:45
need a hammer for this you have
203:46
something to
203:46
bonk it with we have a hammer in the
203:48
bedroom
203:50
weirdly you know on top of the drawers
203:52
we actually do have a hammer i realize
203:54
that after the stream we do actually own
203:55
a hammer
203:56
but it's just in the bedroom
204:00
i'm into some weird things chad please
204:02
clip it
204:05
wait need a hammer for what
204:09
oh [ __ ] can i do it or do you alright
204:11
i'll hold it
204:18
i'm scared bro can i do yeah i do want
204:20
to do me
204:23
wait okay ah [ __ ] do they go in all of
204:26
these
204:26
okay i'll do this side first
204:30
give me the bunker okay
204:34
right the streaming the stream exudes
204:36
overwhelmingly masculine energy
204:38
yes
204:43
i don't know why but
204:46
whenever i dress up as a woman for some
204:49
reason i lose all
204:50
confidence to use tools it's
204:54
me settling into the character i think
204:57
the bimbo brain okay
205:00
okay
205:04
also since you are at your desk instead
205:06
of using the drill you could use the
205:08
knives points
205:12
john john man you need to have a talk
205:14
about knife etiquette
205:18
like a [ __ ] monkey and a hammer this
205:20
is awesome no okay john
205:22
you don't just twist the blade of a
205:24
knife then it's it i use knives for
205:26
drilling
205:26
john john no okay listen the one
205:30
i i know about how tools knives is tools
205:33
if you twist it it's a thin it's a
205:35
literally a razor thin edge
205:37
that [ __ ] will twist with you or it'll
205:39
snap you're insane
205:41
unless it's a really thick bit of metal
205:43
you would never want to do that
205:46
unless you hate the knife that you're
205:47
trying to do no
205:49
don't do that that's a terrible idea
205:51
you'll either hurt yourself hold the
205:52
knife bad
205:54
okay do i do that with all of these
205:55
three yeah okay
205:57
i've got one full wait is this done like
206:00
one drip oh [ __ ] yeah look at that
206:02
one out of seven six i think no five
206:06
five quote character unquote copies
206:11
listen dude i don't like any of this
206:13
anti-knife talk any of these
206:15
delinquents they then they don't know
206:16
what they're talking about
206:18
okay let me put this let me slap that
206:22
through there
206:25
hyphen satisfying that's what i wanted
206:28
this entire time
206:29
wait reza can i have the uh oh [ __ ] can
206:32
i have the bunker
206:33
or can i have the the top of the thing
206:36
the
206:37
the top of this thing there's a drill
206:39
part or the other
206:40
the back of the drawer thank you
206:43
oh [ __ ] i didn't need two i needed one
206:47
oh [ __ ] all right don't [ __ ] with knives
206:50
yeah no i've i've learned a pretty
206:52
decent part of like knife respect
206:54
as dumb as i you as dumb as i play with
206:57
knives
206:57
i you you gotta know how to use them to
207:00
be done with them you know
207:01
and i feel like [ __ ] using them as a
207:04
screwdriver
207:05
is pretty out of the realms of what
207:06
you're supposed to do can i have four
207:07
more
207:08
what four more of the bunky uh bunky
207:11
screws
207:13
well there aren't screws the nails are
207:14
made of plastic
207:16
they're yeah they're like 3d printed
207:18
nails oh [ __ ]
207:20
i dropped it i dropped the thing
207:25
oh okay
207:28
when i present as a woman i start to act
207:30
like a woman still cis by the way
207:36
oh that's awfully offensive i think what
207:38
are you saying all women are bad with
207:40
tools
207:43
that i that's pretty um that's pretty
207:45
that's pretty um
207:52
uh that's pretty misogynistic of you
207:56
that's pretty anti-woman
208:00
that's pretty not that's not pog champ
208:01
dude you said it first
208:04
no no they said it first
208:07
missing what what's that voicing
208:13
what
208:19
i don't know what you mean i'm just
208:20
doing my bunking
208:22
oh [ __ ] nothing
208:27
i did sword huh
208:31
did you leave him downstairs maybe
208:34
what are you on about and then i might
208:36
be able to tell you
208:38
i don't know i don't know what you mean
208:40
by sideways things
208:46
what these these
208:50
oh there might be it's in the screw bag
208:53
now
208:54
they might are you missing like two or
208:56
three
208:57
they might be on the carpet downstairs
209:00
i'm not sure though
209:01
[ __ ] another drill cup no the drawer
209:03
completed bucko
209:04
one more to go one more to go and i'm
209:06
done with all my what not my bits
209:08
you couldn't hold on okay you didn't see
209:10
anything like
209:11
upper my thigh did you because i can't
209:14
really tell
209:16
i don't particularly want to get a
209:17
twitch pen okay
209:25
okay oh it's so [ __ ] satisfying bro
209:31
we saw your whole penis hell yeah
209:35
at least that that's fine you find them
209:38
oh how are you we're trucking along dude
209:42
making good progress i haven't even
209:45
[ __ ] up one time
209:50
that was the live stream dude
209:54
oh [ __ ] okay
209:58
yet no i haven't [ __ ] up ever i've
210:00
never [ __ ] up
210:06
anime or game cosplay
210:10
oh [ __ ] that was you reminded me of you
210:12
i was like oh my god i shouldn't i
210:14
should have responded to you
210:15
hold on i still need to google you uh
210:18
anime or game cosplay
210:22
i don't play a ton i'm like moderately
210:24
versed in both
210:26
hold on let me let me look you up real
210:28
quick cosplay pulse
210:30
okay one second uh cosplay pulse on
210:34
instagram jen
210:35
okay oh [ __ ] i don't feel like i'm gonna
210:38
stack up bucko can i show that can i
210:40
show that touch
210:43
yeah that's fine okay cool one sec this
210:46
is you
210:46
i think this you is this you i don't
210:49
actually know is this you
210:50
this may be you wait follow back this is
210:53
probably you
210:54
okay i don't know any of these
210:55
characters that's a mate dress
210:57
i could pull off a may dress though if
210:59
that's
211:00
it depends oh dude i don't know can you
211:02
pitch me an idea
211:03
and i'll wicked witch of the west oh
211:06
[ __ ] that could be kind of funny the
211:09
only thing
211:10
i don't usually do oh [ __ ] we're gonna
211:13
do
211:14
wait marisa marisa you know what do you
211:17
reckon if we go to america we do cosplay
211:20
together
211:20
yes oh yeah there's a uk cosplay
211:23
convention i've heard
211:25
do you think we could
211:28
uh bait peach and moxie down
211:31
have they not even come to the uk before
211:36
what the [ __ ] how do you not ever leave
211:39
a country
211:40
americans americans dude there's too
211:42
much [ __ ] to do yeah i got three
211:44
yeah three drawers done oh yeah it's my
211:47
favorite job
211:48
okay can you put the other one there hey
211:50
hell yeah okay this is my favorite job
211:53
i can make drawers all day you can bear
211:56
my suka made cosplay custom made wig and
211:58
all
211:59
oh [ __ ] yep
212:02
we may be different sizes yup thank you
212:06
we may be very different sizes as i am
212:09
five foot 11
212:10
and gigantic dude i am a [ __ ]
212:15
i am the [ __ ] giga chad incarnate
212:21
okay
212:25
oh [ __ ] how do i need to put that in
212:26
okay there we go wait i need more draw
212:28
ends any more of these oh
212:29
these them oh yeah what do we do after
212:33
this
212:33
is it done is this it
212:36
holy [ __ ] this was easy because i'm here
212:39
yeah you did do most of it
212:42
yeah this is really easy when someone's
212:44
around to tell you exactly what to do
212:49
good thing i was the person telling you
212:50
what to do through all of it
212:52
we wouldn't want you to have messed up
212:54
anything
212:55
oh [ __ ]
213:05
this doesn't look that good i think i
213:06
might have goofed
213:09
hold on that's like not
213:12
in properly
213:15
can you [ __ ] dude what the [ __ ]
213:20
bro what the [ __ ]
213:28
oh dude did i goof oh no
213:32
i don't want to i didn't goof it's fine
213:34
the part doesn't
213:35
fit me the power doesn't fit together
213:38
it's fine i got it
213:40
i used my gigger strength bro
213:47
[ __ ] yeah look at that tightest fit in
213:50
the west
213:52
hell yeah i nailed it i didn't goofed i
213:55
didn't goofed
213:56
the diy arc continues
213:59
the furniture art continues
214:02
i like gaming desks
214:05
you could say they're a passion of mine
214:09
rose is the tightest fit in the uk god
214:11
damn right dude
214:12
put me on love island already
214:22
hell yeah that is one [ __ ] that is
214:24
one tight fit dude
214:27
or later i don't know what is it tell me
214:29
about this these are upside down
214:32
how are they upside down they're upside
214:33
down you're at
214:35
a huge gremlin man
214:39
the entire walls are upside down this is
214:41
the roof this needs to be flipped but
214:43
this is the roof
214:47
oh why i this is why you don't build it
214:50
without me
214:55
in my defense no
214:59
we don't go there in my defense you
215:02
might be lucky
215:03
i'm literally the best builder ever the
215:06
master builder of lego
215:09
see this is where the legs going yeah
215:11
yeah but
215:13
you might be lucky i feel like that's
215:15
fine right though
215:16
no it's not what do you mean
215:19
it's a different surface oh
215:23
um i apparently assembled the box upside
215:25
down chat
215:27
i don't know how the [ __ ] easy just
215:29
rotate yeah just turn it over
215:31
yeah but you're supposed to screw the
215:32
legs in beat up we don't have legs
215:35
no we don't it's just sitting on the
215:37
ground oh
215:38
can we not just like stick them there
215:43
can we not just like stick the legs on
215:46
with like
215:46
glue yeah it's not gonna really hold up
215:50
well it just needs to stay in one place
215:51
it doesn't need to hold it's just
215:53
it's just different surface this is
215:55
better for standing i'm sure it's fine
215:57
yeah it's just you know um it's only
215:58
like a two meter block of wood
216:00
that we're sitting on the what
216:04
the drool which one all of it the do you
216:07
want a big one
216:09
that's the big one and then what no no
216:12
okay i thought it was on backwards
216:16
wouldn't have been the first time okay
216:21
okay look at that that's totally
216:25
salvageable
216:26
i i think i think that's fine i think
216:28
that's okay
216:31
i think that's okay for more do you have
216:33
bigger tits than me i have bigger ticks
216:34
than most
216:36
oh [ __ ] where's the other piece can i
216:38
have that piece
216:39
okay manly men don't read instructions i
216:44
agree
216:44
i just kind of guessed there was a 50 50
216:46
chat of me getting it correct
216:48
and i didn't i got the wrong end of the
216:50
50 furniture five
216:52
feet apart cause they not gay kappa
216:54
pride
216:57
[ __ ] hell five feet apart because
217:00
they not good
217:01
hell yeah marisa are you gay
217:04
yeah oh
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[ __ ] that ruins my whole meme can i have
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that piece
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i guess you never five feet apart okay
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holy [ __ ] what does that mean for me
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oh my god what the [ __ ]
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some of these are like a really
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annoyingly tight fit
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you need to kind of like push the top
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layer off of them
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okay hey finn how you been
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pretty good building doing manly man
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[ __ ]
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yeah doesn't it no we can't screw these
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in
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oh [ __ ] do we need to redo it
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do we need to redo that no because we
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nev we're never going to pull it out all
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the way till here right
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yeah no oh wait is that just to secure
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it
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yeah we should have screwed them in it's
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fine
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yeah it's it's just gonna be a little
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bit scuffed it's not gonna be like
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bad you know it's gonna work huh
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it's gonna do its job yeah yeah yeah
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it'll it'll it's for it's a stand really
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we'll put this one in the corner that
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we're not gonna open you know
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that'll be fine yeah
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i missed
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look at that solid draw look at that
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solid draw
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nailed it look at that [ __ ] tell you
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look at that that's [ __ ]
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what oh wait that does happen every now
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and then
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you got it you gotta bonk it with a
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hammer you gotta bonk it with a hammer
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look
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no it's no that's not him it's not him
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look but it's not in
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you need to bunk it don't you don't
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break your wrist use a hammer
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you bonk it with a hammer there we go
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look at that look at that [ __ ] alex
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draw that
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i made
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i'm a new cross dress got any new things
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for questions make sure to build ikea
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or else you'll never get good at it it's
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like that thing had a karate kid right
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you've got to do that
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like simple me menial task all the time
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and then you'll get good at the thing
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that's seemingly unrelated
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it's like that the cabinet is right side
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up
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i have the same desk those holes on the
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top are for attaching the table top
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exactly yeah the holes on the top for
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attaching like the desk legs too
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like sorry like it's for attaching a
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tabletop
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it is the guy in chat said it too i
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remember that being in the instructions
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yeah
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okay where is the holes in this picture
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and why is the holes on the bottom
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just because the holes are on the bottom
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in that picture doesn't mean it's true
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ikea can lie they're like everyone else
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they're human
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i also always have my alex drawer
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sticker on top
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it looks so nice it's so nice when i put
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because
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when i put my uh my base on here and my
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flowers is just
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nice it's really nice for dust my pepe
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is so confused but it's still moat about
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the pond
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i choose to believe the the guy i think
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that i think i was right about this one
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anyway
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most bottoms have holes
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yeah i guess i guess uh
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yeah these are like for aligning you
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know this
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so you know where to put your legs yeah
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okay do you want to go in like do you
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want to go and start your stream and
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then i'll
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you don't wanna because i gotta record a
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thing anyway so we can't build the whole
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desk but i'll just
221:05
if you start your stream i'll just raid
221:06
you and then uh i can record a thing
221:09
and we're gonna build the other ikea
221:10
draw downstairs we've got more room
221:19
yeah okay i'll have a look but
221:22
anyway i'm oh [ __ ] what should i do then
221:26
what should i do with the raid then
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shall i just like
221:30
see it first and then okay baby okay i'm
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gonna put i'm gonna put on dogs first
221:34
and make sure the room's fine hello
221:36
beautiful also hello finn
221:40
you [ __ ] you the
221:44
wolf kitten called you beautiful wolf
221:47
kitten
221:48
wolf's kitten even i do wolves get
222:00
it's a disc that's a discord i think
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oh you got your hair in my eyeball yeah
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all right chat
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it's been a good one i'm gonna blb i'm
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gonna quickly i'm gonna come back
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uh after i come back we'll see i'm gonna
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be like two minutes
222:18
ish uh i'm gonna set up lights and stuff
222:20
and then i'll be back and we can rave
222:21
marisa and then i'm gonna go record a
222:23
sponsorship
222:24
literally like this i gotta record a
222:26
[ __ ] ad read
222:27
with [ __ ] mummy milkers thanks chad i
222:29
only just realized that
222:30
now anyway i'll see you in a second i'm
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gonna put on some doggos
222:34
give me a minute oh yeah okay give me
222:36
one minute you gotta be
222:39
[Music]
222:44
put your hand in mine you know that i
222:48
won't stop until
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i got you i got you
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thank you
223:34
[Music]
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come here
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niner let go a niner
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bubba
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[Music]
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hmm
224:38
[Music]
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uh
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[Music]
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oh
225:26
[Music]
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you call them
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oh my god it was you're strange
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yeah you
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bye
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oh i'll be back oh hi
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[Music]
226:37
[Music]
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you're my sweetie
226:52
[Music]
227:01
and i want you to know they'll always
227:04
be right here and i love to sing
227:09
three songs to you because
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you are so dear
227:18
[Music]
227:27
if you're happy and you know it just say
227:30
if you're happy huh there we go we set
227:33
up the thing
227:34
we set up the stream maurice is all
227:36
ready to go i look [ __ ] great
227:38
i'm gonna go record an ad read in this
227:43
[ __ ] dude this better be worth it dude
227:46
this
227:46
date oh dude it's going to be on the
227:48
second channel you better [ __ ] it what
227:50
i'd read
227:51
i can't tell you it's a secret i'm not
227:53
allowed to say anything post answer
227:55
i will although it will be a minute
227:57
because i'm going to stream with marisa
227:59
and then post or i might it's already
228:00
1am i'm thinking i'm just going to post
228:02
it
228:02
all tomorrow because i'll post on it oh
228:04
no i'll post on instagram today and i'll
228:06
post on twitter tomorrow
228:07
anyway boys marie's going to start on a
228:10
stream i'm kind of waiting on that
228:11
uh but dude but
228:15
the [ __ ] corset now i've gotten
228:17
pretty decent at
228:18
wearing courses this one is like i think
228:20
i maxed out how tight the corset can go
228:23
because i have actually lost a decent
228:25
amount of right i was
228:26
lost like two kilograms which is not bad
228:29
for like a few days
228:30
that's it anyway oh although this is
228:33
kind of where it gets hard
228:35
like it's oh [ __ ] yeah it's kind of
228:37
where it gets hard with weight loss like
228:38
i'm i'll make still i lost a lot and now
228:41
it's going to kind of even out so we'll
228:42
see
228:43
out of breath dude let's climb the
228:45
stairs
228:47
maxed out we must go smaller yeah maybe
228:51
possibly time to get a smaller corset
228:54
bro
228:57
where'd you get the outfit please tell
228:58
me amazon it's a company called little
229:01
for big
229:02
they're a [ __ ] they're a weird-ass
229:03
company but they make some cute outfits
229:05
anyway thanks chat you did a great job
229:08
doing my makeup and everything this was
229:10
very nice tight lacing for the win
229:12
hell yeah com everyone i want you to pat
229:14
yourself on the back you did a great job
229:16
of making me look like a [ __ ] bimbo
229:18
this is real good
229:20
well done chat you did so well
229:23
um amazon literally has everything yeah
229:26
i'm so down horrendously man's down
229:29
horrendous
229:30
uh we did better than metastatic peace
229:32
chat when she did her makeup
229:34
yeah i did point you in the right
229:36
direction
229:38
ashley bimbo is right yeah a little bit
229:40
is media share on
229:41
no media share is not on it shouldn't be
229:45
nothing's been happening so it shouldn't
229:46
be i'm also impressed i haven't timed
229:48
out most of you
229:49
good one stop yeah we have [ __ ] 4 000
229:52
viewers well done maybe i should be
229:53
maybe i should let you do this to me
229:55
more often
229:56
how about tomorrow we shall also do that
229:59
okay i'm gonna pass you off to marisa uh
230:02
she's gonna be
230:02
she's gonna entertain y'all for a little
230:04
bit what the [ __ ]
230:06
i'm looking at her stream maurice is
230:08
just out of live stream i'm gonna go
230:09
ride her now
230:10
uh i'll be on there in a little bit her
230:12
camera is a lot [ __ ] better than mine
230:15
which annoys me greatly the room looks
230:17
cool and you'll see the [ __ ] room we
230:19
made for
230:20
her okay anyway boys i'll see you in a
230:22
second let's raid marisa
230:23
you'll have fun we're going to build the
230:24
rest of the desk there hopefully even do
230:27
the big counter top one
230:29
right meow rizza diamond beanie gang
230:31
she's
230:32
trying to move it out the way right now
230:33
it's [ __ ] a giant countertop but
230:35
marisa strunk she's gonna break my led
230:38
lights holy [ __ ] look at this
230:40
she's gonna break my leds if that slides
230:43
that thing's going right into the window
230:46
i'm scared i'm i'm terrified
230:49
anyway what the [ __ ]
230:54
i don't know if her mic's working anyway
230:58
all right i'll see you boys there have
231:00
fun
231:02
see you wait hold on let me do the hair
231:05
let me get my hair looking good as well
231:11
bye boys one last one before twitch sees
231:15
okay bye bye
231:20
hell yeah all right see you boys offline
231:22
gang the people are watching this
231:23
uh i'm gonna stream for 10 more seconds
231:26
because the vod needs to kind of catch
231:28
up
231:29
also i want to see maria's reaction i
231:31
can't i don't know if i can hear her
231:34
audio mike muted okay yep [ __ ] it's mike
231:37
muted
231:38
all right i'm gonna fix that i'll see
231:39
you boys bye second kiss for the offline
231:42
game