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foreign
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[Music]
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oh no
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eo
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[Music]
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[Music]
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bed neves
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do
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[Music]
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oh damn
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five months let's go
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[Music]
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one whole year and what a year
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[Music]
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four month poggers in it bruv
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five months pogba
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one year is approaching pogba's
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well it feels weird to use my five month
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on this stream but here we are
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i hope all is wealth in and please know
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that we are here to support you
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sheesh six month bruv
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[Music]
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um so you may have heard
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i've had um there's some bad news that
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i've got to give i have not streamed in
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two weeks
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um not for you know i've kind of been
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venturing out been recording minecraft
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videos
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some of you have guessed what has
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happened
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um i have bad news
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what before anyone panics
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i would like to make notes that
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i'm okay i'm well uh
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i'm gonna be okay
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oh [ __ ] it i there was an accident okay
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it was a serious accident it happened on
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the on the highway we stopped off at a
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service station
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and the uh
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someone coughed on my sandwich okay it's
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gotta have been that
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because no one in the brighton trip
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no one else has it it's just me
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does it make me a little bit angry that
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[ __ ] i don't give us a heart attack
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please f1 nn
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i have covered i tested positive
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twice because i was because it was
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[ __ ] you know
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i didn't want uh tested positive twice
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definitely have it the symptoms are kind
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of [ __ ] murdering me
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um but no one else got it
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i think i'm kind of salty about that
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though the fact that
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literally no one else got the boy got
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that virus thank you
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i already have one but thank you um so
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i got that virus no one else got it
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everyone on the brine trip was very
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safe everyone's gonna test that's why
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that's why i'm kind of announcing it
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everyone's done a test
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we're all fine besides me apparently
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finney ph1
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l heart what it's fine because i just
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had a nap
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i always feel better when i after i wake
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up which is fine
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is that the bad news yes i have [ __ ]
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covered
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it's pretty bad i'd say so myself so
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essentially i'm dying
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um but it's fine
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because i have something i want to show
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you uh here's i figured i'd set this up
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um because may as well profit
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uh here's the idea
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[Music]
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oh god no
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if if it if this is the end
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uh 12 months cover design i may as well
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punk
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i i i may as well right i mean come on
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why do i look like i'm so facing
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sideways by the way like i'm usually
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like here right i'm recording so long
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holy [ __ ]
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is my [ __ ] i think it's just i'm in
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the bunny girl chair it's so much lower
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what i feel like i'm facing more
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sideways might cover the [ __ ] with my
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brain dude i'm a dying man
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uh i'm deadly serious i'm deadly serious
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i'm deadly serious hold on i think i can
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do i was gonna do weekly but it didn't
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show up let me see
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can i do that there it is currently in
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the lead
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if this is it if this is the cause
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so far music man is getting
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is getting in the will
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that uh included in my will are the
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plans for how to become the ultimate
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fanboy
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i've never revealed this information
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it's a serum
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it's like captain america's [ __ ]
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super soldier [ __ ]
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it's not even it's not hrt it's my own
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device it's super soldier serum but for
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fanboys
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okay oh my god sorry i need water
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somebody donating three grand soon i
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sure hope so because i'm gonna
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be dealing with this for the next like
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two weeks and i i'd rather get paid
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than not so anyway how are you doing
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i'm doing fantastic thanks for asking um
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i i'm survive i i've lost all my
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appetite
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which is always fun i can still taste
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things though because by the way
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this is only the second day and
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i'm i have taken some good painkillers
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so um
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i'm taking some decent painkillers set
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don't know goal
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you want to do the [ __ ] donor goal we
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can
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do you want to do it i'm so sorry to say
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it like this
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why am i facing so sideways did i move
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them has it then
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or is she vaccinated oh so
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yeah marisa immediately after finding
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out i tested positive and we were
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confirmed that i tested positive
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um i told marie marisa testing negative
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immediately and i told her to leave hope
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you get better
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soon oh thank you marisa
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is there honey in it more honey
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what a stream to celebrate my 12 month
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anniversary
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feel better soon bud so i told marisa to
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leave immediately and get a hotel room
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three
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it's hot tea it's boiling water uh i
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told her to leave immediately
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to which she declined and steadfast is
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just not pogba because
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she's became my carer apparently why has
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this
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changed oh wait i've got to do this
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differently hold on one second
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oh wait no it's this isn't it and bam
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that didn't [ __ ] work did it [ __ ]
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wait is this not it
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wait this is it how'd this no no i'm
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okay hold on
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no hold on
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why is it boiling why don't you give me
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hot spoons this one is called
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pogba's for me
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boiling water please marisa has been my
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carer
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for the last day or two um don't worry
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i've told her to leave seven months
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she won't smile okay there we go
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uh shall i set the donation goal up i'm
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not sure if i should
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i'm glad finn has lost none of his taste
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in dumbassery yeah
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exactly poison keep in mind
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to take care of you risking life in the
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world
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donates his life's savings
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let me set the donation goal up so
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you've twitched so it goes to something
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[ __ ] it it's today i was supposed to do
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it like five days ago but obviously that
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didn't happen
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uh let's do this i also got it recently
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and caused my entire to isolate hoop
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oh fun
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has anyone ever heard of this covered
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thing before kind of sucks you guys
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should be careful of this
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let me find this thing uh wait did i not
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set this up
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i'm dumb why is this set the dollar goal
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2
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and well c glad you are relatively okay
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but all your friends should be
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self-isolating too since they were in
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close contact
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yeah luckily everyone is uh everyone's
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taking a test everyone's done a pcr
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which is always good
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and then everyone antibodies via rectal
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injection
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my heart that threw me for a loop what
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the [ __ ] that threw me said
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my brain holy [ __ ] okay yeah so that's
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that
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oh man so sorry to hear that you have
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covered probably shouldn't be licking
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strange things
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xd do you really think that's the cause
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of it
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every door handle that i tried in
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brighton tasted great
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every window it was great
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real nice metallic and um uh
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this idea is terrible but i can't find
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it in myself to not want to actually see
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this
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okay hold on i mean call him out what is
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the [ __ ]
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is it 30 [ __ ] it you're not gonna hit
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this goal uh
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i'm deadly serious on this because wait
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i'm not gonna be [ __ ] streaming as
12:37
much for the next two
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weeks do you really want to do this now
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[ __ ] it i'll enable it i'll just let it
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go
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just so you can donate now and then it's
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going to something
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i'll give you an extra like two weeks on
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this okay
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because i'm so nice maybe put you have
12:52
covered on the screen save having to
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repeat yourself
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oh the people not my guy i got the i got
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the i got the death cuff
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i got the plague is that good enough
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uh okay would it be only nine
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uh oh nine zero [ __ ] am i on about
13:13
wait no god i'm stupid better soon three
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yeah zero and then i know the first
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days don't start with zero dude this
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mess in my brain finally i have an
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excuse to be an idiot
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okay in theory this should work
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okay yes bam
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there it is [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah [ __ ]
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yeah
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okay let me move this let me move this
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boy up let's move this guy over
13:40
there we go you are there we go finally
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i have to come over and take care of you
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oh no i dude please if someone
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could i need an army of care oh [ __ ]
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i hope you get well soon finn me too
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me too i'm i'm anticipating two weeks
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but i'm a healthy young lad
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slash lass if we hit the goal i'm a
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healthy one so i'll be oh i'll end up
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being fine
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i think he'll be okay oh that's [ __ ]
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why i
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always put my thing over here that's why
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hello welcome back to my regular
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streaming cakes
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what i like jeff cakes they're really
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good
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not my favorite though i haven't had one
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in years
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max amox is still in for a few days i
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have some spare amoxicillin i didn't
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know that really helps though
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hell yeah
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really should i be taking amoxicillin i
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feel like i should consult a doctor if
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it gets really bad and if not i'm just
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going to leave it
14:33
i think i'm i'm i may not take medical
14:36
advice from twitch chat it doesn't okay
14:39
that would not help not unless your
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doctor says so
14:43
at least i was at least i was smart
14:45
solid
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what about hello my guy heroine what
14:50
about that can i do that
14:52
see at least that's fun it's a
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painkiller
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drink bleach thanks helen
14:59
take cat girl pills another solid
15:01
alternative
15:06
oh [ __ ] i'm glad that you're doing
15:07
somewhat okay
15:09
i lurk in your streams a lot and this
15:11
breaks my heart
15:12
i hope you feel better soon and that
15:14
your life goes back to normal
15:16
dude there was a point last night where
15:18
it was like bad because i was the first
15:20
time i experienced shortness of breath
15:21
can you do that
15:22
like black widow always does love your
15:25
content
15:26
i'm guessing everyone just watched the
15:28
[ __ ] black widow movie the [ __ ]
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you know that [ __ ] they land hold on
15:37
ah [ __ ] i feel like spider-man and also
15:40
oh [ __ ] jesus christ
15:44
yeah that is dumb i don't know why that
15:45
helps her to be honest
15:50
who the [ __ ] was that character the
15:51
sister i vibe with her
15:54
it was actually pretty good selling my
15:56
soul to the future if you want a review
15:57
of the black widow movie i know everyone
15:59
hates that one character in it that kind
16:00
of got ruined but
16:02
the rest of them the comedy was good the
16:05
stream because unemployed now
16:07
alzheimer's research see you in the vod
16:10
chat
16:11
you have covered f1 nn sad face
16:16
i mean yeah six months pog
16:19
yikes black widow cosplay well you know
16:22
what i've heard covered makes you lose a
16:23
lot of weight
16:25
so maybe i'll fit into a cat suit at
16:26
some point 10 months punk
16:30
hello hello hey blue drugs are calling
16:33
when you do them people think you're
16:34
cool punk rock told me sir
16:37
exactly everyone thinks you're really
16:39
cool when you're addicted to drugs
16:42
people on that you ever seen those guys
16:44
just tweaking out on the street
16:46
in [ __ ] but every time i go to
16:48
birmingham city center there's
16:50
some [ __ ] with like a pigeon mask on
16:52
playing piano by standing on it with his
16:53
feet
16:54
11 and one those guys pretty [ __ ]
16:56
cool
16:57
pretty [ __ ] cool that's not even a
16:59
made-up story by the way that's
17:00
something i genuinely saw
17:01
in birmingham great city 69 420
17:07
oh but how did you get it i don't know
17:10
because no okay
17:11
here's the thing my exact timeline was
17:14
that
17:15
so here's the other thing before we knew
17:17
obviously before we knew i had [ __ ]
17:18
covered
17:19
we all got an uber back well i say we
17:21
all me
17:22
and marisa and uh guy called jacob we
17:24
all got an uber back to birmingham
17:26
and appetite assisted weight loss easy
17:30
clap
17:32
the new the man doctors hate him he
17:35
keeps getting covered
17:37
he asks people to cough in his mouth and
17:38
he keeps losing weight
17:40
fit uh personal uh trainers hate him but
17:43
you know
17:43
i've like lost my appetite so i'm just
17:45
kind of eating because i know i have to
17:47
and because grapes taste really good
17:51
that's kind of my whole thing now oh
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jesus [ __ ] it's a okay chat this is
17:58
actually quite a lot of money
18:01
but hell yeah okay
18:05
did you see the low did you sell my
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whisper
18:09
no not even slightly twitch whispers
18:12
there's there's no way i'll ever see
18:13
that
18:14
twitter dms yeah
18:17
um grapes that's good hey finn what
18:18
happened covered boys
18:20
um i would write it on the screen but i
18:24
think it's really funny you don't have
18:26
any long-term effects
18:28
yeah that's kind of what i'm a little
18:29
bit worried about but
18:32
hold on but it's also uh
18:37
how do i do this one whole year i guess
18:43
no [ __ ] shot there's no [ __ ] shot
18:47
okay love you finn people can figure it
18:50
out from there
18:51
uh i'm doing great what's going on
18:57
take it easy finn and don't go jumping
18:59
around while sick
19:03
i'll do whatever i want i'll do what i
19:05
want
19:06
hi finite go here sad news so when
19:10
funerals stream sorry i'm just ke king
19:13
love you i'm thinking did you get the
19:16
vaccine no that's why i've got covered
19:18
uh also now i can ha no i was gonna say
19:21
now i can't get the vaccine
19:22
i'll get to the goal to soon get well
19:24
soon hope we won't get to the goal again
19:26
we'll see
19:29
thank you for the [ __ ] hundred
19:30
dollars
19:32
oh my god thank you [ __ ] hell i don't
19:35
know if i can
19:36
my brains i block brain right now dude
19:39
i set up a new command in chaturina's
19:40
help what'd you write is it just like
19:42
exclamation point illness oh okay
19:45
dude don't self-medicate oh 14 months
19:49
pog
19:50
yeah the only thing is just like
19:51
painkillers if you've got painkillers
19:53
taken because my throat's just like
19:55
my throat's you the most annoying thing
19:56
throw in headache so it's definitely
19:58
that delta variant
19:59
so whoo i'm being held hostage against
20:02
my will by this sub button please
20:04
send toast and some tea i would like
20:07
toast
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oh damn i would like to hafen nine month
20:11
pog also i lost
20:12
25 kilograms in six month ps for the
20:15
american that is around 55.12 pounds
20:19
smiley face jesus congrats unless you
20:22
didn't want to lose it in which case oh
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no
20:25
more than half a baby tie for teaching
20:27
me how to accept people for who they are
20:31
were you fully vaccinated no oh what the
20:33
[ __ ]
20:34
paypal is upset that i'm trying to give
20:36
you money while i'm in a foreign county
20:38
but come hell or high water i will give
20:40
money to this femme boy
20:41
[ __ ] get a plane dude get a plane
20:44
obviously you can't meet me
20:45
but get a plane hand it throw it through
20:48
my window throw it through i'll open the
20:49
window get a briefcase
20:51
chuck it through the [ __ ] open window
20:53
i've taken it anyway mail order
20:55
god damn mustache thank you zinc and
20:58
vitamin c
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best wishes for a speedy recovery yeah
21:03
licorice helps with the throat yeah i've
21:06
basically i've tried kind of everything
21:08
have you seen the steam deck though
21:10
it's pretty cool i've heard a really
21:12
good way
21:13
of uh getting rid of covert is to like
21:15
or helping your throat
21:17
is to get a banana and just kind of poke
21:19
the back of your throat with it
21:21
i mean i don't have a banana i do it on
21:23
stream but i don't know if you guys
21:25
haven't seen that sorry baby girl take
21:27
care of your pretty little head
21:30
no i'm pretty dude i look kind of ill
21:32
hold on one second let me show you oh
21:34
yeah
21:34
huh holy [ __ ]
21:38
okay also i've added an extra 15 days to
21:42
the thing just because i have no clue
21:44
when the [ __ ] girl mont's gonna start
21:46
because obviously
21:47
we can't do sauce we can't do this i
21:50
can't go and see milly can't go get
21:51
eyelashes done damn bro that sucks that
21:53
you have coveted anyway do you have a
21:55
low license for that illnesses
21:57
do you have a license for that illness i
22:00
don't
22:00
oh god but yeah that's fun
22:04
um i've gotta like oh what the [ __ ]
22:09
my grape
22:13
i was saying something that i forgot oh
22:15
yeah so i can unless i pick up a new
22:16
skill of doing my own eyelashes
22:19
i don't think uh i don't think i'm going
22:21
to be doing goal month for quite a while
22:23
don't analyze my friend i just found
22:25
your twitch and i need more of your
22:26
makeup tutorials
22:28
dude i've done like four okay i i
22:31
want to do i've been meaning to do a
22:33
video where i just do the ultimate
22:34
tutorial but
22:36
it's in my will make sure you're the top
22:37
donated happy birthday
22:39
baby what do we call it
22:42
uh oh [ __ ] nine months
22:46
okay [ __ ]
22:50
three months god what's a good baby name
22:51
i need a good one i've already named
22:53
like jeremy uh
22:54
[ __ ] oliver call it covert
22:58
[ __ ] hell sars i'll call him
23:03
call him sars bro jared
23:08
jared sounds like a name that does wrong
23:10
you know what i mean like jared sounds
23:11
like
23:12
it's legitimately it's either a skater
23:14
or someone that has been to jail for
23:16
like
23:16
years because they [ __ ] hit someone
23:18
with a skateboard you know what i mean
23:20
get well soon bruv rona
23:27
my [ __ ] god okay it's
23:30
it's okay [ __ ] it it's called rona it's
23:33
called rona that's what the kid's name
23:35
is
23:35
rona it's a decent name it sucks because
23:38
that's a decent name
23:39
rona [ __ ] all right name
23:42
remote ramona oh [ __ ] that's kind of
23:45
funny
23:45
gonna call it ramona ramona
23:49
that's good that's that's a real name
23:50
ramona that's the kid
23:52
get it from like the the movie that one
23:55
thing
23:57
rose with a rosa with an n
24:04
sweet flowers for roses like i'm gonna
24:06
say something wrong
24:08
sweet flowers for rose for the third
24:09
[ __ ] yeah dude
24:11
holy [ __ ] where'd you get hit with
24:13
covered yeah
24:15
uh let me [ __ ] shall i write
24:18
something on the screen
24:18
get wealth in 15 months pog can i
24:22
oh [ __ ] i don't know i'll do it later
24:25
xae12
24:26
what a good name what a solid name
24:30
scott pilgrim right yeah ramona flowers
24:32
like [ __ ] oh my god
24:33
i don't know if mink's ever tweeted this
24:35
one we went to go uh when we went to
24:37
we went to uh the football game oh that
24:39
went well the england versus italy won
24:41
when we got out of it someone was like
24:44
just very drunk we were all just hanging
24:45
around a group
24:46
and a woman some girl like approached
24:48
minx
24:49
like some 20 year old girl she
24:50
approached us just spoke directly to
24:52
minks ignored the rest of us and just
24:54
went
24:55
you look amazing you look like the cool
24:57
the cool girl that i'd want to hang out
24:58
with like
24:59
the the cool the hot girl for no [ __ ]
25:03
reason
25:03
she didn't know who any of us were
25:05
didn't know who minx was she just went
25:07
like
25:07
that girl's pretty i'm gonna just
25:09
[ __ ] i'm just gonna tell her
25:11
why doesn't that [ __ ] happen to dudes
25:13
you know what if a guy
25:15
if a guy approached me and was like hey
25:18
that you look [ __ ] you look great bro
25:20
that [ __ ] that that shirt
25:22
mint you know what i mean that'd be
25:24
[ __ ] good i mean i'm not gonna i'm
25:26
not gonna do it talk
25:27
to anyone else but you know it's [ __ ]
25:30
cool dude i wish that happened to wish
25:32
that happened to me dude
25:33
i want to have someone compliment me for
25:35
no reason literally no reason
25:38
because you only get compliments as a
25:40
girl true
25:43
hey bro those lashes look beautiful
25:44
today oh yeah except now because i've
25:46
got
25:47
none dude i i'm almost tempted
25:51
just to see if i if i put just stick on
25:54
eyelashes on
25:54
would they look good hey bro you look
25:57
sp you look especially uh
26:01
breathable today breathable and
26:02
submissive today
26:04
thanks bro thanks
26:09
you bro a specialist do it do it do it i
26:12
can do just eyelashes i haven't put
26:14
eyelashes on in so [ __ ] long do you
26:17
think they'll look the same
26:19
i don't know my depression spiraled the
26:23
last couple of months
26:25
anyways you give me so much hope keep
26:27
well
26:29
huh [ __ ] it i mean i'm glad that i can
26:32
help a little bit i'm sure
26:33
dude everything only lasts for a little
26:34
bit
26:37
you'll be good we'll both be fine we'll
26:39
make it through this
26:41
mine's only going to last a week i hope
26:43
yours does too
26:45
uh what days do you stream
26:49
[ __ ] i don't know i'm supposed to stream
26:50
so much more often but now i've got
26:52
[ __ ] well i got that virus you know
26:56
like i'm
26:57
i don't know i have no clue hey bud nice
27:00
car
27:03
see dude okay
27:08
hear me out if a guy did just go up to
27:10
you and say hey bro
27:12
nice [ __ ]
27:16
would you take it like would that be
27:20
i feel like i'd accept that compliment
27:22
no i'm
27:24
i'm so pale once you have recovered i
27:28
hope
27:28
the only long-term effect will be that
27:30
your voice is pitched higher
27:34
oh the hub you hope i was gonna say is
27:36
that really a symptom
27:37
this is just the ego virus holy [ __ ]
27:40
this is just turning people into women
27:42
that's what it is maybe it might just be
27:45
the voice gets lower because watch if i
27:46
just talk no
27:47
oh no [ __ ] i i've lost it now there's a
27:49
recording of me where i was doing a
27:50
voice test listen
27:52
let me try and find this video i just
27:54
recorded a part of this
27:56
let's see take more of my money
27:57
recording i appreciate your streams
28:00
it's true you've given me laughs where i
28:02
needed it
28:03
oh [ __ ] thanks for fifty dollars i don't
28:05
that's so [ __ ] cute
28:06
okay look at this hold on listen to this
28:09
i'm just recording a voice test because
28:10
i don't know what my voice sounds like
28:11
now and then there we go
28:15
see weird right weird right
28:20
perma deep voice maybe quite as [ __ ] it
28:22
is really quiet and i don't know why
28:26
oh jesus christ thing caught that virus
28:30
cool burp thank you bless you thank you
28:31
louder
28:33
damn this is my voice one week with kobe
28:37
this is my voice one week with covered
28:39
it's just it gradually escalates to the
28:41
point where i'm
28:42
just complete girl mode this is
28:46
my voice the voice never changes i'm
28:49
just getting more and more feminine
28:50
that's a funny tic-tac
28:53
what a good idea not that like a pelican
28:56
holy [ __ ] man
28:58
i have no idea how to look good today
29:00
i'm like just
29:05
everything i'm just scuffed bro i'm i
29:08
hope you guys are doing well
29:11
i hope you guys have good times
29:15
oh my god you realize too many grapes
29:17
and natural laxative right
29:19
there's nothing to [ __ ] out i've just
29:21
been eating grapes
29:22
that's all right i'm okay bad news
29:25
covered that's what that is play games
29:28
i don't play no games i'm i'm [ __ ]
29:30
i'm i'm no bs spin that's what they call
29:33
me
29:33
they call me [ __ ] ipl i do this every
29:37
two weeks
29:38
that's cool i don't know what the [ __ ] i
29:40
know ipl's like you you keep doing it
29:42
right
29:43
but it's all right my works suck for the
29:46
last two weeks
29:47
mine's gonna suck more wow [ __ ] stop
29:51
thought it'd get on the board but
29:52
moustache has already beaten me
29:55
stop two not top two bro you're on the
29:58
bo
29:58
that's why i've done five is so you can
30:00
get on the board if you would like
30:02
i'm gonna it's gonna be listen you the
30:04
top five will be on the will
30:06
however it's only if i die from covert
30:08
and
30:09
it's gonna be you get there's gonna be a
30:13
think of it like a patreon tearless
30:15
lowest person maybe gets like
30:17
my scooter you know
30:20
hey you finn sorry to hear you caught
30:22
covid i'm an md microbiologist
30:25
if you or your family need any specific
30:27
help or advice
30:28
feel free to reach out soon
30:32
[ __ ] ruby got covered and no we
30:34
didn't meet by the way literally just
30:36
a complete coincidence we got covered on
30:37
the same day because she went to a party
30:42
she went she went to like a party with
30:44
school friends and they she's like a kid
30:46
so she has to do a tet she's at school
30:48
i don't know about in different
30:49
countries but you have to do like a test
30:50
like
30:51
twice three times a week or something it
30:53
might even be every day
30:55
so like they know immediately if you've
30:56
got it everyone in that [ __ ] class
30:59
got covered
31:01
so ruby will be fine she's just
31:04
she's having a bad time because she's
31:05
quite young she'll that'll pass over
31:07
uh she's not high risk at all she's very
31:09
low risk but then again so am i
31:11
um so i don't know
31:15
i'm old though i'm 21. that means
31:18
that means it's over for me that means
31:20
this is it if this
31:22
is the end so be it i've enjoyed myself
31:27
finn how much money to throw out the
31:29
lights in the background
31:32
dude that's that's a question of chat
31:34
those shits
31:35
those [ __ ] oh wait do you mean the
31:37
christmas lights or do you mean the rose
31:39
like
31:40
text lights have your mom and dad have
31:43
their jabs yet yeah they're both fully
31:44
vaccinated
31:45
because they were like high risk but
31:47
they're still quarantining in the house
31:48
ruby's just like not leaving a room
31:50
but she's got my mom and dad's cooking
31:52
which is really good
31:53
so i'm ready to hear you caught covert
31:56
finn slash rose
31:58
take it easy and get well soon you're a
32:01
trooper for streaming and i for one
32:02
enjoy your hilarious content
32:05
here's a get well soon gift of cashola
32:07
more to come for girl month
32:09
5. cheers my god okay i'm trying to find
32:13
my thing
32:14
trying to find like a stand for my
32:15
mirror because i haven't oh no wait this
32:17
is perfect
32:18
am i just doing eyelashes should i just
32:19
do eyelashes should i just do eyelashes
32:22
i feel like okay [ __ ] it i'm gonna try
32:23
just eyelashes okay
32:26
because then i don't have to do a ton
32:28
and i kind of want to see if it looks
32:30
the same
32:31
or if it's just insanely scuffed you got
32:34
covered
32:34
yes my skin's got better though i don't
32:37
know if that's a symptom i've just been
32:38
drinking a [ __ ] ton of water because
32:40
you're supposed to
32:41
so my skin's got better i've lost a bit
32:43
of weight
32:44
so cut so far kobe's been pretty fun
32:48
oh my god don't know anything would just
32:51
chill in chat yeah i mean chad
32:54
i'm gonna just before god i'm gonna
32:57
finish a video and then i'm just gonna
32:59
take essentially a break and like maybe
33:01
stream for like five days
33:03
what both finn both i need to know both
33:07
both what you mean the lights in the
33:09
background
33:11
get well soon i quit my job and feeling
33:14
much better now
33:15
planning to move to uk closer to you
33:20
okay i'm not saying it was creepy but
33:22
the way it was phrased
33:24
oh jesus and also the uk is great
33:28
pictures
33:32
i'm not allowed to the fact that you
33:34
donated for it are not allowed to
33:36
okay if you'd have just asked me in chat
33:39
then it would have been fine but twitch
33:40
has a rule against like paying to see
33:42
parts of your body
33:43
so [ __ ] um what about okay listen
33:48
no 15 months
33:51
maybe in maybe in the future though
33:54
i still can't [ __ ] wait
33:59
sorry to hear you got coveted
34:05
yeah it's the voice device really sorry
34:08
too you got covered i'm just laughing
34:09
about it
34:10
okay i'm trying to find my hairband [ __ ]
34:12
okay fine i don't need it
34:13
i mean i could try eyeliner
34:18
eyeliner eyeliner maybe eyeliner maybe
34:23
i haven't done that in a while for you
34:25
sweet tea
34:26
eyeliner maybe eyeliner maybe
34:33
what the [ __ ] can i get the chair when
34:35
you die
34:36
if i meant it oh
34:42
new number one holy [ __ ]
34:46
if i'm any when i die okay
34:50
just see am i gonna see a [ __ ] laser
34:53
pointed at the side of me from outside
34:54
the window now
34:56
is rose isolating she's uh she's away
34:59
roses isolating in a room
35:01
uh so she doesn't even come into contact
35:02
with me
35:05
are those libraries your natural slave
35:06
shape or do you pluck them i plug them
35:08
i dude my eyebrows used to be they look
35:11
[ __ ] awful looking back on them but
35:12
they were so good like i remember them
35:14
being good
35:15
but then every time i see an old picture
35:17
of my eyebrows now i'm just like okay
35:19
these are
35:19
better they
35:22
maybe like could have been let me see
35:25
i've gotta have like
35:36
i was doing a thumbnail face this was
35:39
this is the oldest picture ever taken of
35:41
me on uh on the pc
35:50
what was the bad news
35:54
you know what it was you know it's not
35:55
really that bad is it it's not the news
35:57
isn't too bad right it's easier yeah the
35:59
eyebrows are way better yeah they are
36:00
better now
36:01
what how do you how do you find out what
36:03
are your symptoms literally every
36:05
symptom of cover besides like coughing
36:06
blood
36:07
uh shortness of shortness of breath
36:11
badass headache i have i've taken two
36:13
positive tests
36:14
throat dying constantly a constant cough
36:18
although it does get better when you
36:19
take painkillers because it's not as
36:21
like itchy and [ __ ] you don't feel it as
36:22
bad
36:23
all of the coughing and dude no the
36:26
coughing up blood haven't got to that
36:27
point yet
36:28
i'm glad at that point you go [ __ ]
36:31
hospital if you die on as i personally
36:34
come to england just to rob your ass
36:36
take better care of yourself uh jokes
36:38
aside i really wish you uh really wish
36:40
you'd get roll clean and recover quickly
36:41
thank you that's so nice of you i'll try
36:44
my best
36:47
i'm growing as many antibodies as i can
36:49
as we speak
36:52
shortness of breath is a serious symptom
36:54
no that's a very common symptom
36:56
difficulty breathing is very serious
36:58
though if i
36:59
really like i'm like you know like that
37:02
then
37:03
i shouldn't have done that then that is
37:05
then that's that's a pretty
37:07
large symptom that at that point you you
37:09
call hospital
37:13
but all good now i'm it's it's
37:16
apparently it's gonna get worse for like
37:18
five days
37:19
okay [ __ ] i don't know apparently it's
37:21
gonna get worse for a little bit it's
37:22
gonna get worse before it gets better
37:25
which sounds really [ __ ] sucky but
37:28
we'll see
37:29
been bad news turning full fin full golf
37:32
in
37:33
good news turning full what
37:36
thanks for all the subs but i have no
37:38
idea what you just said
37:40
for anyone asking finn got ligma
37:48
okay guys i'm quarantining
37:52
i'm quarantining it's a very serious
37:54
condition
37:56
i don't want anyone to make fun of it
37:59
but i got ligma ligma from alfred alfred
38:02
was great alfred's jacob that i was on
38:03
about by the way
38:04
uh he's called creepsmithpasta if you
38:08
guys are into creepypastas
38:10
i've heard his channel's really good i
38:12
don't watch anything with horror because
38:14
i will not sleep that night
38:15
but i'm assuming some of you may know
38:16
him because he's quite big in
38:18
creepypasta
38:19
reading uh what's that donation thing
38:23
mean
38:24
the donate button it means give me money
38:26
give me give me money are you the
38:27
donation goal i don't know what the
38:29
[ __ ] happening
38:31
what's ligma what's ligma
38:48
oh
38:52
both of these [ __ ] [ __ ] god damn it i
38:55
[ __ ] it up again got it every time
38:56
every time
38:57
god damn it i hate this well i i never
39:01
get it right
39:02
everyone makes fun of me because
39:07
but for these nuts who's candace
39:13
all right [ __ ] all right chad i need you
39:15
to vote
39:16
i need your professional opinions uh
39:21
if i'm just doing eye eyelashes and
39:23
eyeliner do i do the eyeliner
39:26
if i'm just doing that do i do eyeliner
39:28
do we [ __ ] around with eyeliner
39:29
do you [ __ ] with eyeliner bro i can't
39:31
find it though
39:33
do i [ __ ] with eyeliner dude if i [ __ ]
39:36
with eyeliner bro
39:38
will it look better no no no yes yes yes
39:40
you [ __ ] with it you [ __ ] with uh
39:42
bro okay you're all completely mixed
39:47
vote yourself [ __ ] with islander bro
39:49
vote yourself a president
39:51
and then he can make the decisions
39:52
president of chat how are you scared
39:54
more from spooky movies and
39:56
games than a life-threatening illness
39:59
because i've i feel like i'll be fine
40:02
i'm a strong strong strong lass
40:08
so you still have internet
40:11
yeah oh sorry were you talking about my
40:14
streaming i don't know if you've heard
40:15
but i'm dying i mean i'm fine but i'm
40:17
dying to be
40:19
nice to you you were a big manly man in
40:21
your wolverine outfit
40:23
so manly giant muscle man mega
40:25
testosterone
40:29
damn right damn right
40:34
chat do you know sukhon
40:50
no just one guy no i don't
40:53
i've never heard of him ah
40:59
oh i have marie's outside i'm scared
41:03
i'm guessing okay by the way i we should
41:04
probably ask is it government it's
41:06
supposed to be girl month
41:07
is it though i don't think i can quite
41:09
do it
41:10
because i can't go and do anything i'm
41:12
not sure when
41:13
this is gonna subside has been updated
41:16
to include the bad news oh [ __ ]
41:18
it's terrible uh
41:21
hrt goal when when's the hst goal
41:25
most likely when i'm
41:29
i promise you that when i turn if i turn
41:32
80.
41:35
then
41:40
i'm gonna be a fanboy at 80 bro i'm
41:42
gonna do it
41:43
i'll be in my thigh highs in the nursing
41:46
home
41:46
in my wheelchair
41:50
then then i think it'll happen fanboy
41:53
gilf
41:56
damn right damn right
42:01
[ __ ] hell dude 18 you're not legal
42:04
what the [ __ ] i'm 21.
42:06
i'm 21 years old why does anyone think
42:08
i'm 18
42:09
did you not google me i'm famous
42:12
nine plus ten
42:17
listen bro i got uh dyslexia i don't
42:20
know what numbers are
42:22
both work very well donating to more
42:24
finn
42:25
thank you donations cure me is that uh
42:28
bats say on twitch
42:29
part of me is just like hmm maybe i
42:31
shouldn't just uh
42:33
say that don't is that allowed hope you
42:36
feel better soon
42:38
let me take my camera down a little bit
42:41
come here
42:51
in your thigh-highs and cat ears
42:58
hello father hello [ __ ] he is covered
43:00
and dyslexia
43:01
guys he has dyslexia and covered pick a
43:05
struggle
43:07
god
43:11
okay probably what the [ __ ]
43:14
only if you're committing self-harm for
43:15
donors probably um
43:17
no i'm just promising something that
43:20
most likely isn't true
43:21
that your donations will cure me but
43:23
there's no way to know there's no way to
43:25
know for sure
43:29
there's only one way to find out let's
43:31
don't eat one way
43:32
okay oh do you guys want to see a thing
43:35
okay this is
43:36
only interesting to me but look i made a
43:38
thing look at this [ __ ] look at this
43:39
[ __ ]
43:40
don't just google it says finn is six
43:42
foot eleven five foot eleven when he's
43:44
actually six foot five
43:45
true okay look what i made you remember
43:47
this knife it's called the
43:48
uh spyderco pm3 i think i showed it off
43:50
on instagram so follow me there could
43:52
have stayed off cam to relax and
43:54
recuperate but goes live to farm pity
43:56
subs and dono's 5 had 200 iq moves
44:00
exactly and then look i made a thing it
44:03
works by a compression lock which you
44:04
can uh
44:05
half see if the camera would like focus
44:07
and my nails holy [ __ ] the nails aren't
44:08
going to be redone
44:09
but i made a bit of g10 and stuck the
44:13
[ __ ] thing to it
44:14
and now it's easier to use with my nails
44:17
i just kind of press down here
44:19
like like that and then it falls it's so
44:22
good so i don't have to jam a nail in
44:24
there
44:25
hell yeah nice sharpie knife very
44:28
dyslexic and smooth braid
44:29
dyslexic smooth braid covered 19
44:33
every struggle fanboy
44:40
gamer so many different struggles that i
44:42
have to go through
44:46
yo why are you showing that to the
44:47
internet instead of patenting that
44:53
[Music]
44:56
it's not a terrible if you feel feverish
44:58
during this stream it is okay to take
45:00
your cloths off we don't mind think okay
45:03
i
45:04
will stop now i'm waiting i'm so glad
45:07
i'm allowed to do that on twitch
45:09
damn guys fanboy finance chat
45:13
dude i can't i'll make a fanboy finance
45:15
channel at some point all right [ __ ]
45:16
i've been saying i'm gonna do this
45:17
i'm gonna try eyeliner i haven't done
45:19
eyeliner in so long
45:20
i'm kind of interested to know how
45:22
scuffed it'll be 2k pockets
45:25
[ __ ] already
45:32
[ __ ] dude milkshake mustache and
45:35
oh [ __ ] all of you jesus christ how do i
45:39
not even see that
45:44
don't [ __ ] [ __ ] up
45:47
blame tos on the fever twitch gave me
45:51
twitch twitch gave me [ __ ] covered
45:54
and now ah
45:57
okay there we go all right let's try
45:59
this [ __ ] out
46:00
good lord all right m
46:04
i'm gonna goof this i'm gonna goof it
46:05
real [ __ ] quick
46:07
just walk to the bikini for comfort it
46:08
is hard actually
46:10
that's a good point shame you have the
46:12
rona uh as alex
46:14
steeple is currently stuck here in the
46:16
uk it'd be good great collab i've never
46:18
oh custom
46:19
you mean alex steele alex steele not
46:21
alex steeple
46:23
hmm solid maybe i mean
46:27
i'm not even relevant enough to collab
46:29
with that guy but i like his videos a
46:30
lot
46:40
okay how the [ __ ] do i do this i've
46:42
completely forgotten everything
46:44
my training oh my god
46:56
okay if i nail this on the first try
46:58
please if i nail this on the first try
47:02
i want 13
47:07
gifted subs
47:18
i've goofed it [ __ ] never mind
47:29
well
47:32
i got pretty oh holy [ __ ] i corrected it
47:35
oh my god
47:39
okay nailing it is a loose terminology
47:41
it's loose terminology okay
47:45
we're on the [ __ ] board chat run the
47:50
board
48:04
okay
48:12
holy [ __ ] i didn't even do it that bad
48:15
sexy fanboy makes pp go stiffy
48:22
no i'm doing eyeliner please
48:26
please not no stop please
48:32
[ __ ]
48:38
[ __ ] i gotta look at myself seriously
48:46
now
48:52
sexy fanboy
48:57
if caveman had fanboys
49:00
what's going on here dying
49:05
it's fine though i'm alive still for at
49:08
least a little while can i have your
49:10
bobs if you die lol
49:12
which size
49:29
[Music]
49:32
so finn how is your day going i hate it
49:36
uh was going well now it's not okay
49:41
dude i really don't care tbh
49:45
thanks nation thanks buddy really like
49:48
you
49:48
my favorite my favorite chat my favorite
49:51
member of chat
49:54
dude i'm not wearing any like i'm not
49:55
wearing any uh concealer so this is just
49:57
the practice run is doing pretty well
50:01
[Music]
50:04
i just realized i've just been eating
50:05
eyeliner amazing
50:12
why don't you put a message with it how
50:14
do you donate two hundred dollars to a
50:16
streamer and then say nothing
50:18
oh my god thank you though [ __ ] hell
50:21
chassis
50:22
does that put you on the board it's
50:23
gotta put you on the yep
50:25
it puts her on the board [ __ ] get it
50:38
dude as corrections to eyeliner go
50:42
this is not badly done
50:46
this is not the worst job
50:52
wait
50:54
wait wait i can even improve the angle
50:56
holy [ __ ]
51:03
oh my god i'm smart i'm so [ __ ]
51:06
clever
51:36
oh [ __ ] okay
51:40
no the worst
51:45
[Music]
51:49
so i guess the cbt boot sessions will be
51:52
pushed back a little
51:54
no i can still do that we just have to
51:56
be i just have to sanitize the the heel
51:59
i just have to sanitize it to make sure
52:00
it's okay but then that's fine
52:03
if my girl wants to go on a night as a
52:04
whammy wait what the [ __ ]
52:06
my girl wants to go on a night as well
52:08
and want to join so i don't feel weird
52:11
if your girl wants to be woman what do
52:13
you mean
52:14
and confusion or she wants you to be
52:16
woman
52:18
either way pog
52:21
women supremacy my guy
52:24
what is your go-to brand of shampoo and
52:27
conditioner
52:28
if you haven't tried out any hemps
52:30
products yet you probably should because
52:32
it's amazing for longer hair like yours
52:35
i haven't even heard of them actually i
52:37
don't know if they're a uk brand
52:40
[ __ ] i honestly i just went by what the
52:42
hairdresser recommended
52:44
and they're pretty good because it's
52:45
like sulfate free or something i think
52:46
it's called ogx that i use
52:49
ah bro i'm gonna goof this i'm gonna
52:51
goof this very hard okay
52:53
[ __ ] the first one was supposed to be
52:54
easy okay this one's gonna be harder
53:02
i lost my chance of getting 13 gifted
53:04
subs
53:05
okay second tries the charm let's do
53:08
up till here
53:17
i haven't blinked yet but i was gonna
53:19
say blank haven't blocked you god damn
53:21
finn you always look cute slash i'm a
53:23
squirt if you keep getting cuter also
53:26
have to change my underwear they seem to
53:28
be wet for some reason
53:36
okay let me do this i'll accept the
53:38
compliments when this is done
53:42
15 months pog what did i miss
53:46
not much not much
53:50
not a ton also god 15 months
53:53
craig my guy
53:57
holy [ __ ]
54:09
i've goofed it wait it's lower than the
54:12
other one
54:13
dude it's so weird that one of my eyes
54:14
is picking the other
54:16
big donkey
54:22
stop stop stop stop
54:29
no more no more funny jokes
54:36
none
54:49
no memes allowed in my chat
54:59
i hear marisa is that marisa
55:06
holy [ __ ] is it done pee pee soup
55:10
soup meat soup uh here
55:14
made good soup made good soup how'd you
55:15
make good soup
55:17
water water
55:22
holy [ __ ] it does look kind of good
55:23
actually it is good really
55:25
oh have you left stuff in there yeah we
55:28
left the garlic with the skin on it
55:30
didn't yeah we did i'm sure i didn't
55:36
hold on i will i'm temporarily busy let
55:40
me gordon ramsay food review i will feed
55:42
myself
55:43
yeah take this put in this one's already
55:45
taken
55:46
put in
55:57
[Music]
56:01
quick recovery and long life get well
56:04
soon
56:04
she's made soup look at my [ __ ] soup
56:07
it looks like decent soup it's broth
56:09
hey it's soup where's wait where's the
56:12
bikini hot tub stream hot tube
56:14
it's on youtube no no no no
56:17
why do the soup alone first i don't know
56:19
if the vegetables are any good
56:20
oh i just put them in because you wanted
56:23
them so badly
56:24
i did like vegetables you guys
56:28
know how
56:33
that's pretty [ __ ] good that's pretty
56:35
[ __ ] good
56:36
do you like my soup i do i got tomato
56:39
paste in it that's
56:44
finn i don't know man you've been seeing
56:46
sus lately
56:47
it's almost like we have an imposter
56:51
i saw that you wanted don't lie to me
56:53
finn you sassy backer
56:56
i took i took inspiration but the rest
56:58
is my own
56:59
i i did the measurements by by guess
57:04
you know that's a great that's that's a
57:06
good thing to hear when you're eating
57:07
food
57:08
no i'm really good it is actually really
57:10
good try it i don't
57:12
that is actually really funny
57:16
what there's only
57:23
that's actually really well done holy
57:25
[ __ ] that's nice
57:27
holy [ __ ] dude okay eat the whole thing
57:30
yeah you nailed that
57:30
holy [ __ ] you want more drink i take it
57:33
back you're actually a good cook
57:35
this is good do you want more drink no
57:36
i've still got two cans
57:38
like pretty much full ice cubes huh
57:42
yeah i'm okay they're like cold you
57:43
didn't have a single sip i did a single
57:46
sip
57:46
not a single sip of the tea not a single
57:49
sim
57:51
not a single one it's full bitter
57:54
bitter bitter had three cups today
57:58
had three cups okay guys here's here's
58:01
the other three cups
58:03
that are also full they're all so
58:06
full and then he goes like um he's on my
58:09
throat hurdy
58:10
murray's on my throat hurty but then he
58:12
doesn't drink the [ __ ] tea
58:14
he doesn't drink the [ __ ] honey tea i
58:17
make him tea with honey
58:18
and he doesn't drink it and now i have
58:20
to make him soup so you feel better
58:23
noise noise feel good now feel good
58:26
here's a scenario for you finn let's say
58:29
you're coming out of the shower and meow
58:31
riser decides to come on to you
58:33
and you're looking good you've got a
58:36
luscious vie of hair going from your
58:38
chest pubes down to your ball fro
58:40
and she grabs you by the whiner
58:44
why would you come on me happened why
58:47
that guy said you only in you no he said
58:49
come on me
58:51
what in this situation why was she
58:54
already about to [ __ ] comb bro
58:58
you drink your tea or you're losing
59:00
grimsby all the sips cold
59:02
12 months
59:09
it's always better dude it doesn't
59:11
matter how much if you want to eat the
59:12
leaves i don't even know what that is
59:14
[ __ ] i i know what it is what's the
59:16
leaves parsley
59:17
parsley can you eat them yes what do you
59:20
mean i just put them in you can't eat
59:22
rosemary oh no you can't eat [ __ ] it or
59:23
you shouldn't eat bro what was the
59:25
i don't know if it's in there i just put
59:26
it i just put stuff in i'm gonna [ __ ]
59:28
eat it
59:28
i don't know what it is be careful i
59:30
just thought it looked funny it looked
59:31
funny
59:32
found it outside look i thought it
59:34
looked funny so i put it in
59:37
i'm going to eat it anyway so you're not
59:39
going to have any of it listen dude
59:40
could it could it get any worse if i've
59:42
i have [ __ ]
59:44
that virus could this soup be the
59:46
[ __ ]
59:47
straw that bro why are you talking
59:49
towards me okay
59:52
okay all right i'm gonna do i'm gonna
59:54
continue this
59:56
you can't have some grapes put the
59:57
grapes in the soup
59:59
can't eat the bay leaves there's no bay
60:01
leaves in it did you put a grape in the
60:02
[ __ ] soup
60:04
um poison ivy in it i heard that tastes
60:07
good
60:08
you don't need bay leaves there's not
60:09
bay leaves in it uh i watched her make
60:12
it i think it's uh
60:13
it's there's kale there's rosemary
60:15
there's
60:16
parsley i believe yeah so
60:20
parsley dude
60:24
what are you feeling huh are you feeling
60:26
never felt better
60:28
i know you have
60:35
done cute ears you got there bro
60:39
thank you which is which set
60:44
stop it i'm poking things in my eye
60:47
call me if you need something go
60:50
anywhere
60:51
shut up go anywhere you need shut up
60:54
don't overdo it don't scream too much
60:56
because then you're gonna
60:58
you know guys how much he cries that his
61:00
throat hurts but then he screams
61:02
in the mic to do his minecraft video
61:04
it's only when i'm awake
61:05
like you're talking loud right now like
61:08
you're gonna regret this later in bed
61:09
you're going to cry like a baby
61:11
and you're going to be like me lisa i
61:12
want more water i want more water please
61:14
marisa has an excellent show
61:17
it's a good shirt bill and ted's
61:19
excellent adventure
61:21
you like it never watch that movie yeah
61:23
we never did
61:24
have you no why
61:28
but don't be too loud it's gonna harm me
61:31
please don't
61:32
it's gonna harm me please don't stop
61:36
my carer uh marisa have the soup
61:40
what that's all we had all the other
61:43
water vaporated because we didn't put a
61:45
lid on
61:46
so we don't have any more we put two
61:48
liters in and that's all we have left
61:49
1.5 liter you gotta get a [ __ ] like
61:52
lid
61:53
for this there is one okay
61:56
yeah but there's no more suplex that's
61:58
all okay
61:59
it's all my soup okay have fun thank you
62:02
tastes good
62:02
they do made it myself i've heard
62:06
i heard i didn't even measure the tomato
62:08
paste i just squeezed it in
62:09
how i felt okay it tastes good
62:12
[Music]
62:16
what do you call a smiling roman soldier
62:18
with a piece of hair stuck between his
62:20
front teeth
62:22
a gladiator
62:25
i don't get it oh a gladiator
62:31
ah i see your mommy dummy is taking care
62:33
of you in your time of weakness
62:35
maybe stop being a little baby and drink
62:38
your tea without whining
62:39
subs don't complain it's the road to
62:43
recovery is not an
62:44
easy one you gotta listen to me okay one
62:46
out of ten i will cough on you
62:49
yeah yeah that's not funny how much did
62:50
you have the soup uh
62:52
i'd call it a solid eight it's very
62:58
wait did you cry when england lost no
63:02
i i didn't care at all i mean i cared to
63:04
the point like ah damn
63:06
this city's gonna look like [ __ ] now
63:08
like that
63:10
no i haven't told that story yet i'll
63:11
tell you it's like i'm just trying to
63:13
find it just a gentle reminder for the
63:15
both of you the
63:16
varys [ __ ] with way more than appetite
63:18
some senses like smell and just can go a
63:20
bit wonky as well
63:22
now don't worry we both immediately
63:23
panicked and googled it don't worry
63:25
uh if you die or you play space jam at
63:27
the three and all
63:28
if i die i'm playing that one song
63:30
someone once made for me at the funeral
63:32
the finster song
63:38
the [ __ ] okay that's what i'll be
63:40
playing also
63:41
[ __ ] we saw okay marisa is gonna ask
63:44
me to tell the story but [ __ ]
63:46
as soon as we came out the pub as soon
63:48
as we lost in the same sort of time
63:50
just after or sorry just before that one
63:53
girl came up to minx
63:54
we came out the pub and immediately
63:58
there were like a group of three women
63:59
coming up the street
64:01
and they were like and there and but
64:04
everyone has like left the
64:05
bunch of like you know group like maybe
64:06
like 30 30 guys 30 people watching the
64:09
game
64:09
came out the pub and saw these like
64:12
three women coming up the street
64:13
and they were singing like italy's
64:15
national anthem and like going like that
64:16
to everyone and [ __ ] like that
64:18
bit of a dick move but not too bad
64:20
pretty normal
64:24
just take a picture of the soup for my
64:26
mom oh well
64:27
my mom told me to make you soup okay but
64:30
then
64:30
okay as these women were coming up the
64:32
street the guys that were outside
64:34
like they were all yelling back at her
64:36
blah blah they yelled at each other
64:38
there was a big [ __ ] yelling match
64:39
between them hey rose how's that
64:41
and then g reception are you already
64:43
connected to the hive mind
64:45
it's just outside that's why i got the
64:46
virus um so
64:48
they'd all they'd like and they were
64:50
yelling back and forth at each other
64:52
and then they decided the guys decided
64:57
you know what's good let's commit a
64:59
[ __ ] crime
65:01
so they went after the women like went
65:03
towards them and like threw drinks of
65:05
them and [ __ ]
65:08
not good and like 10 seconds after that
65:11
one guy in the group kept [ __ ] with
65:14
them a lot
65:16
uh but
65:19
my [ __ ] hero this dude
65:23
comes out of just [ __ ] right field he
65:26
came out
65:27
sideways [ __ ] sucker punched the guy
65:30
that was doing all that [ __ ]
65:32
i've never seen anyone get knocked out
65:36
in my entire life
65:37
holy [ __ ] that does not look pleasant he
65:41
like went
65:41
down like a brick he hit the ground hard
65:44
and everything
65:45
he ended up being fine if you care but
65:47
either way woman abuser got knocked the
65:49
[ __ ] out
65:50
pug let's go so that was fun
65:53
we immediately witnessed that after the
65:55
game which was nice
65:56
um
65:57
[Music]
66:00
so fun my god though and that was
66:03
literally
66:05
two minutes after the game actually
66:08
so
66:13
you're pretty solid a new experience
66:16
already
66:17
okay all right buckos
66:20
it's [ __ ] time let me do that by the
66:23
way i've got an idea
66:25
hold on hold on wait wait
66:28
oh [ __ ] okay okay
66:32
okay dramatic music try drawing music
66:35
okay come on
66:35
come on dude best dramatic music ever oh
66:38
[ __ ] wait this copyright i need like
66:40
non-copyrighted one
66:43
no copyright let's go uh first link
66:48
[Music]
66:51
okay that got pretty intense
66:56
let's go let's [ __ ] do this chat i
66:59
need you with me on this one
67:00
it's like that one scene at the flash
67:02
where [ __ ] everyone has to
67:04
run and [ __ ] they all help help me chat
67:06
all your power i'm combining into mine
67:08
okay
67:10
okay let's do this i haven't done this
67:12
in [ __ ] it's gotta have been
67:16
a few months now i have not put an
67:17
eyelash on
67:38
[ __ ] 14 months of tier 3 what a waste
67:44
don't say this to me i'm in my element
67:52
why is this not [ __ ]
67:58
there we go that's more like it
68:03
okay right the glue's on the glue's on
68:06
boys
68:07
one down i've just got to do it now
68:10
what's this i'm putting on an eyelash i
68:12
haven't done this [ __ ] in months
68:13
if i [ __ ] this up it's gonna be real bad
68:16
i need i have my reputation to maintain
68:19
how can i call myself how can i call
68:21
myself the best woman ever if i can't
68:23
put on an eyelash
68:24
f1 is definitely an enemy
68:31
it's almost ready it's so close okay
68:33
boys
68:35
i need to know this so i'm not going to
68:37
be able to live with myself i got to be
68:38
on duties
68:39
i got this okay [ __ ] all right [ __ ]
68:45
i'm ready
68:56
making touchdown boys
69:07
[Music]
69:12
oh [ __ ] i got a bit stuck on the thing
69:20
my god
69:24
it's looking good
69:35
[Music]
69:42
it's looking good oh my god
69:46
it's so not well timed jesus okay we
69:48
still got number two though
69:50
this could still go so wrong enough here
69:52
to become your highest donator ever
69:54
but the real question is should i smoke
69:56
it all
70:03
[Music]
70:13
you're gonna capture it or just let it
70:15
slip my guy
70:16
[Music]
70:22
[ __ ] hype myself up for this one if i
70:24
can nail this holy [ __ ]
70:26
[Music]
70:28
please i think i got it it's a good a
70:31
good variation
70:34
the music feels like you're just using a
70:36
bomb
70:40
okay don't mess up
70:43
heart surgery like finn verified let's
70:45
go
70:47
okay we're gearing up i'm gonna have a
70:49
taste of myself give me fuel
70:55
i think it's time
71:05
holy [ __ ] i might surgery
71:14
[Music]
71:17
it's down it's down we got touchdown
71:20
just
71:20
correcting now
71:22
[Music]
71:24
it's looking good
71:25
[Music]
71:32
a bit of corrections over at the edge
72:04
holy [ __ ] [ __ ] holy
72:08
[ __ ] masculinity overload
72:12
look at that
72:16
wowie look at that holy [ __ ] i actually
72:18
kind of worked
72:25
is that surprising to no one else that
72:26
that worked that's what the [ __ ]
72:30
holy [ __ ] dude
72:38
let's [ __ ] go let's [ __ ] go my boy
72:41
i just real i just saw myself and saw my
72:43
voice didn't match
72:45
hey i'd what to put here
72:54
i'm trying i'm trying chat i'm trying
72:57
[Music]
73:01
hey f1 then what's the difference
73:03
between a pickpocket and a peeping tom
73:05
one snatch is your watches you
73:14
i'm sure someone will be getting
73:16
screenshots i'm sure there's one
73:18
it's probably disney if he's here i'm
73:21
oh the thirteen thank you stuff the
73:23
thirteen gifted subs i made it [ __ ] yeah
73:25
dude [ __ ] yeah
73:27
that's nice thank you stuff that's oh
73:30
you didn't have to you didn't have to
73:32
that was nice though thanks buddy
73:36
welcome to help curing me oh thanks
73:41
hey minox how are you oh my god and
73:46
she's here
73:46
i'm not this is by the way i'm not
73:48
counting this as girl month
73:50
i'm gonna wait until i'm actually doing
73:53
you know
73:53
girl month until i do it so i'm not
73:55
cheating you out of this
73:57
so did you know this is just this is
74:00
free real estate for you no go month but
74:03
still the
74:03
the eyelashes the fanboy fanboy uh month
74:13
that bit was a bit weirder than soup i'm
74:14
always here filling my shim part
74:16
taking pics thank you i look forward to
74:19
seeing them on the finster reddit
74:21
all right i need some bit of water now
74:26
oh
74:30
oh my god fanboy month sounds quite
74:32
better sounds
74:33
really do you think i mean i can do one
74:36
i was gonna do a
74:37
fanboy like two weeks of the garments
74:38
where i just have this cut length of
74:40
hair
74:41
with the eyelashes on i mean that's
74:44
doable right i could do that
74:47
what you've seen the reddit i'm a mod on
74:49
the reddit what do you mean i've seen
74:50
the red yes i've seen the reddit
74:52
i'm mod on there i look at like
74:54
everything posted
74:56
your hair is already a perfect length
74:57
it's getting dude okay
74:59
where it's gonna be a perfect length
75:01
like
75:04
oh if it was straight and maybe it is
75:07
holy [ __ ] this is long
75:08
oh jesus it just disappears again look
75:11
at that
75:13
uh if it was like
75:16
i'm thinking like hold on [ __ ]
75:18
[Music]
75:20
maybe like there then it would be yeah
75:22
right here
75:23
right above the nips like not nip level
75:26
but just
75:27
just above the nips i'm thinking that's
75:30
it
75:31
bless breastplate when never them shits
75:34
suck
75:35
someone someone asked me someone
75:37
everyone thinks i'm i've never worn a
75:39
breastplate
75:40
ever as well i mean never on camera i've
75:42
never worn a breastplate for
75:44
anything um they look bad they just look
75:47
bad wait let me see five months pog they
75:52
just look
75:52
so unnatural i mean in certain lighting
75:56
conditions they can look okay there's an
75:57
old picture of me [ __ ] they they look
76:01
bad it looks bad
76:02
it looks very bad usually it looks okay
76:05
in pictures
76:06
because you can photoshop it but usually
76:09
very bad usually quite awful so not sure
76:12
about that one
76:14
let me put let me get some lighting
76:19
dixon cider hey dude that was scuffed
76:22
what's the difference between a
76:23
pickpocket and a peeping tom
76:25
one snatch is your watch the other
76:27
watches your snack
76:30
snack you mean snatch
76:38
but okay
76:44
funny i'm laughing a lot
76:48
that was a good joke i like your
76:50
username better
76:53
he is a snack okay snacks on your watch
76:56
makes no [ __ ] sense hey finn do you
76:57
have a tick tock if not
76:59
dude okay if not how come you ever made
77:01
one i have a tic tac i posted like two
77:03
things
77:04
um it's just
77:08
dude i i'm not i don't i i'm not funny
77:10
enough and i don't have enough time
77:12
you know like there's nothing that i
77:16
mean [ __ ]
77:19
if i was gonna make one i just do it as
77:20
like highlights i guess
77:22
ten percent on girl month goal today
77:29
uh hopefully not hopefully not
77:33
um but it's the first day you know
77:38
it'll it slows down the first day first
77:41
uh you know a few days they're always
77:42
very quick
77:44
and also i don't know how long i'm
77:45
streaming for which is why it's longer
77:47
so i don't know
77:51
it could be i hope i hope not though
77:55
do you have any recommendations for nail
77:57
for nails or thigh highs
78:00
um stick on nails are only good if you
78:04
want
78:05
they're like a like a video worthy like
78:08
experience
78:09
they're never useful they will
78:11
immediately come off if you grab
78:13
anything like this they'll immediately
78:14
like what that much force all of them
78:16
gone
78:18
mustache is on holiday and i get paid
78:20
next week it'll speed up mustache
78:22
already [ __ ] donated 500
78:24
and you don't need 250. what do you mean
78:26
wait
78:30
it's already insane oh my god okay
78:34
i'm washing you for a just keep it up
78:35
rose
78:37
rochelle wait god why am i bros yet i'm
78:39
not rose yet i'm finn
78:41
finn right now still in guy mode this is
78:44
my
78:45
manly aesthetic i don't know if you've
78:48
quite caught on
78:49
that i'm quite masculine right now
78:52
especially because of the especially
78:54
because of that
78:56
sweet sweet covered voice here finn how
78:59
do i look like a fam boy
79:00
i need your guidance let me read you a
79:02
bedtime story
79:04
as corpse husband
79:08
hold on what's what's corpses lyrics to
79:10
a song choke me like you
79:13
joke me like you [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
79:19
uh like sean connery i don't [ __ ]
79:22
know
79:22
the voice is like butter really doesn't
79:24
feel like it feels like needles
79:27
uh it feels like i swallowed a [ __ ]
79:29
piece of velcro
79:30
uh so you know doing all right
79:34
yeah that's a full ass dude yeah
79:39
yeah feels like i've been i've inhaled
79:41
some [ __ ] hundred grit
79:45
why so deep i'm i'm giving bisex dude
79:49
it's giving bisexual panic
79:52
is this really i mean whoa
79:56
it's like the [ __ ] anna montana thing
79:58
burst of both worlds
79:59
uh [ __ ] hair on my face
80:03
right i've heard a lot from the bisexual
80:06
community that i'm quite
80:07
quite liked in there
80:11
i feel like this would look better with
80:12
eyebrows done but [ __ ]
80:14
i can't just keep doing bits of makeup
80:16
because otherwise i'm just gonna get i'm
80:17
not satisfied with anything and then i'm
80:19
gonna [ __ ]
80:21
god damn it i'm doing it i'm doing it i
80:24
don't care i'm not satisfied with it
80:26
i feel like it's gonna look better and
80:28
it's not that much work for your
80:29
eyebrows
80:30
this is this is a terrible idea you're
80:32
the main cause
80:34
you're the definition of by panic by
80:36
panic
80:38
why are you panicking about it despite
80:40
what he says finn knows it's better to
80:42
be an alpha female than an omega male
80:46
holy [ __ ]
80:49
we never said oh my god
80:53
alpha female what the [ __ ] does that
80:55
mean
80:56
holy [ __ ] dude i wanna i wanna [ __ ]
80:59
yeah hell yeah
81:00
what are the characteristics nathan can
81:01
you give the link to the epic music
81:03
also go girl month five it's the first
81:06
thing when you search dramatic music no
81:08
copyright
81:09
it's got a picture of a knight as the as
81:11
the picture
81:13
you literally searched it for no i
81:15
searched like a [ __ ]
81:16
sigma women or something like that
81:20
sigma woman i don't see alpha you tickle
81:24
both sides of by me
81:25
[ __ ] yeah dude i've been wanting to do a
81:27
guy photo shoot and i have a plan
81:30
i have a plan for it but it's for not
81:32
just a twitch thing it's
81:34
i have a plan i have a plan i have a
81:35
plan i haven't planned it it should be
81:36
actually quite good
81:39
and it's going to be fairly high
81:40
production it may even be in a video
81:42
form
81:44
hmm
81:50
who knows no it's not only fans
81:53
before you ask
82:03
i kind of part of me is kind of like
82:05
maybe i should make one
82:06
just to like i wouldn't actually ever
82:08
post anything you know [ __ ] sus
82:10
but
82:14
i feel like i could do a pretty decent
82:15
job of it
82:22
like if that was my if that was my job
82:24
dude i know so many [ __ ] people that
82:26
do it
82:28
collabs and [ __ ]
82:35
imagine like a me and jessica negri
82:39
peach jazz collab on off
82:45
i think that'd go over pretty well
82:51
what do you think
82:56
uh lights up just gonna get dude jessica
82:58
[ __ ] yeah
83:00
jessica negri [ __ ] dude
83:03
for work anyways they want to be more
83:05
mainstream
83:07
anything's becoming safer work anyways
83:09
yeah now i heard that
83:11
may i [ __ ] i don't know dude i don't
83:14
know why every site that pops up like
83:16
that they all start to like
83:18
[ __ ] who uses [ __ ] tumblr anymore
83:20
they banned the content that
83:22
[ __ ] tumblr was same with patreon
83:26
like barely anyone uses patreon anymore
83:28
i haven't heard anything from it
83:32
it's literally just safe for work stuff
83:33
now and it's way less popular
83:38
i think like what the top earner on
83:40
patreon is like
83:41
90 to 100 000 a month which is a lot but
83:44
like number one bro [ __ ] off is like
83:46
millions
83:52
and it's just one thing right now
83:55
so i don't know dude i don't know why
83:58
every [ __ ] website wants to kill
84:00
itself by doing stuff like that
84:11
okay i kind of scuffed this eyebrow
84:14
actually hold on
84:15
just the the tail end of it's kind of
84:17
goofed
84:21
okay i'll [ __ ] that way it works
84:25
okay hey i might have been right
84:35
okay i may have been correct look at
84:37
that [ __ ]
84:39
eyebrows make it better or no
84:43
there we go [ __ ] yeah oh my god hello
84:47
scared the [ __ ] out of me
84:50
don't talk about the soup i'm eating the
84:52
soup
84:53
i don't have a good message but i am
84:55
subbed nine months total
84:57
yeah you need to complete the soup
85:02
we need to complete the soup
85:06
go on i bet it's cold it's not cold
85:13
is it cold it's warm do the soup just
85:16
drink it just literally
85:18
drink i'm not gonna there's bits in it
85:19
bro just drink it there's bits in it bro
85:22
ain't ain't bits in it drink it
85:28
just slurp it man no go on
85:31
let's drink it it's a broth
85:37
no no no no no
85:40
tomatoes and to be honest her classic
85:42
makeup like without the lashes done and
85:44
stuff looks pog
85:46
wear long sad days without streams
85:51
your clap your classic makeup without
85:54
the lashes done
85:55
and stuff looks pug well long set days
85:57
with a string
85:58
wait what do you mean without lashes
85:59
i've literally i don't think i've ever
86:00
done makeup without having fake
86:02
eyelashes on
86:03
because they always look better oh my
86:06
god
86:10
yeah because it's like uh tomato and
86:12
stuff it's really good it tastes really
86:13
good
86:14
but like whenever it hits my throat i
86:15
can kind of i can't just eat
86:17
tons of it because my throat kind of
86:19
want more ice cream freezer please take
86:20
of yourself
86:22
don't let the gremlin infect you with
86:23
his cooties
86:26
it's too late it's too late i think i
86:28
mean i'm immune
86:30
she's got that she's got vaccinated the
86:32
professional asses up lashes ah okay i
86:34
mean
86:35
these are these are pretty good they're
86:37
the kind of the same they're maybe a
86:38
little bit
86:39
smaller which [ __ ] i don't know
86:44
i don't know which ones i prefer hold on
86:46
let me zoom in let's see
86:49
i don't know which ones i prefer maybe
86:51
okay can someone
86:52
research a cl [ __ ] actually no you know
86:54
what i'm gonna do it
86:56
hey kovid
87:00
the [ __ ] attempted murder
87:04
do you want some money no
87:08
no let me just say no to things god
87:11
what the [ __ ] don't go there
87:14
all right let me look at a picture yeah
87:17
my womb
87:18
i'm sick shut up get out my womb i'm
87:21
sick
87:23
get out my room okay let me see
87:26
do you have any ideas for what to stream
87:28
during the coved era yo
87:30
since we can't do the whole month and
87:32
another two weeks off would make us
87:33
even more fin starved i have no [ __ ]
87:36
clue i'm not gonna take it off i'm still
87:38
gonna stop
87:39
stop i'm not gonna
87:42
stop i'm not gonna do a bunch of stuff
87:45
but i'm
87:46
i i don't know i have no [ __ ] clue i
87:49
kind of wanted to stream just because i
87:51
wanted to ask you
87:53
because i have no [ __ ] clue what i'm
87:54
supposed to do now
87:56
trying to have grapes trying to have
87:58
grapes
87:59
i didn't okay now let me see i'm trying
88:01
to find a picture of me with the
88:03
with the professional eyelashes that's
88:06
close up
88:07
well let's see
88:15
she's just eating so loudly oh [ __ ] i'm
88:19
trying to find somewhere on google
88:21
uh [ __ ] that's it it's almost a good
88:23
picture cut down i'm just gonna go to my
88:24
instagram
88:26
jesus christ can you
88:29
stop uh let's see let's see let's see
88:35
okay this i don't like so much
88:38
you have okay
88:42
all right let's see oh okay this is this
88:46
is kind of perfect all right here we go
88:50
let me take a screenshot of this and
88:51
i'll pull it up it's the there we go
88:53
this is like the no makeup one
88:58
okay let's do it add image
89:01
image outsource add new okay
89:07
there we go
89:10
there we go all right compare and
89:13
contrast
89:16
these two people hey finn it's been a
89:18
year since i found your content and all
89:20
i'm gonna is that i'm grateful for all
89:22
the good content and thank god i found
89:24
you because if it wasn't for you i
89:26
wouldn't have met all the amazing people
89:28
in the server
89:30
oh that's so nice holy [ __ ] that's
89:32
actually really cute
89:34
oh yeah thank you 30 minutes to an hour
89:38
of health update every couple days maybe
89:40
health updates probably not going to
89:41
change too much
89:42
to be honest with you okay
89:46
[ __ ] how do i even wait one sec i've got
89:48
an idea let me do the zoom in but add an
89:50
image
89:51
what is this what's the versus thing
89:54
okay let me do
89:55
no i'm gonna add it on this screen
90:00
bam oh my god big me big forehead me
90:04
big hairline okay
90:09
righto chat compare which one which of
90:12
the eyelashes do you enjoy
90:18
more
90:20
what do you think i damn wearing
90:21
eyeliner here though so i i don't know
90:24
right you mean me
90:29
i'm wearing eyeliner though it's kind of
90:30
like cheats it a bit
90:32
can you maybe [ __ ] new ones the right
90:35
person new ones
90:36
i mean these are just like stick on ones
90:40
i mean [ __ ] i don't know left looks more
90:42
natural yeah that's what i mean i'm more
90:44
but i'm wearing eyeliner though i'm
90:45
wearing makeup here
90:47
it's not a really a fair contrast
90:51
so i don't know eyeliner helps a lot it
90:55
does
90:55
literally a bad like eyeshadow look can
90:58
be saved by just [ __ ] eyeliner
91:00
and oh my god eyeliner and uh what's my
91:03
jig
91:04
uh eyelashes that's all that saves it
91:10
eyeliner would make either of them work
91:11
really well yeah left one is softer
91:13
right ones more elegant
91:16
eyeliner dude the eyeliner [ __ ] helps
91:18
it's also an illusion sometimes less is
91:19
more on camera
91:22
yeah usually more is more on camera
91:25
but this is more it less is more in
91:27
public
91:28
i i tend to find so i'm not sure
91:32
middle part of the side part side part
91:34
definitely side part side part better
91:36
side part nicer side part op look at
91:39
this [ __ ] i'll side part all the way
91:40
down to there
91:45
side part [ __ ]
91:51
there we go the omega side part
91:55
come on buddy [ __ ] i can't get it [ __ ] i
91:58
goofed it
91:59
[ __ ] it i like this side part better
92:00
screw like side part exactly can i just
92:02
shave one side of my head
92:06
what the [ __ ] was that the mod just
92:08
timed some [ __ ] what was that
92:10
can i get banned for saying uh stuffs oh
92:13
apparently that's funny
92:17
uh middle part doesn't look bad on you
92:19
but side part 100
92:20
yeah i think it's good both ways i don't
92:23
know
92:24
come over including the bald spot that
92:26
hurts that hurts me
92:28
you don't know where my bald spot is
92:33
can you see my can you see my uh
92:35
blossoming bald spot
92:37
i think it's time for finasteride
92:41
eyeliner like minx no oh my god i saw me
92:45
minx [ __ ] hell living with minks she
92:48
is the most scuffed
92:49
person in makeup she's really [ __ ]
92:53
good at it
92:54
but she will sleep in it every [ __ ]
92:57
night
92:57
every morning where he met minx she's
93:01
got
93:01
she [ __ ] like someone rubbed her face
93:03
like she's just gone to sleep with
93:04
makeup every day
93:06
and her skin is good she's just a
93:09
[ __ ] anomaly she's got
93:11
i and then
93:14
dude you know what's worse she doesn't
93:16
take the makeup
93:17
off she just puts more on
93:22
i've seen it i've seen minx wake up
93:25
and then just go straight to the mirror
93:26
and put eyeliner over the top of the
93:28
smudged ones
93:30
she's [ __ ] she is uh she's a
93:33
dude she's some sort of demon she's
93:36
either a demon or a
93:38
or a god either way she's got
93:39
superpowers gremlin energy
93:41
i love that for her out here exposing
93:44
minks
93:44
yes because honestly were you surprised
93:49
were you surprised when i told you this
93:53
it is it's in clar it's in character
93:58
i don't know if she just didn't have
93:59
makeup wipes or that's just her thing
94:01
but oh my god oh my [ __ ] god
94:07
jesus chris oh my god i just realized
94:09
the [ __ ] i just realized my the
94:11
[ __ ]
94:12
comment from peach
94:16
my [ __ ] is throbbing nice
94:23
my boy boy [ __ ] quivering [ __ ]
94:26
throbbing
94:30
my bussy is quivering and my [ __ ] is
94:33
throbbing
94:39
anyway clip that what no yet no minx is
94:43
minks is a gremlin i i've no problem
94:45
exposing things for
94:46
being a gremlin with makeup the rest of
94:48
them are great though jack manifold's
94:50
fun
94:50
[ __ ] rihanna was cool [ __ ] all of
94:53
them were cool
94:54
uh nairo cynical parish cynical he was
94:57
cool but then again i knew him before
94:59
still a gremlin also just try it put
95:01
this big eyeliner on
95:03
minx's eyeliner isn't actually that much
95:05
bigger but here's the thing oh [ __ ]
95:06
god
95:07
here's the thing right minx does
95:09
eyeliner underneath and her eye shape is
95:11
better than mine
95:12
uh her eyes are more angled upwards so
95:14
it kind of works for her
95:16
mine are more like a little they're
95:17
either flatter angled
95:19
down so adding eyeliner underneath kind
95:20
of like 15
95:22
so hey rudy hey thanks for the 15 months
95:27
isn't pyro a nonce no watches watch his
95:30
[ __ ]
95:31
video that was just a weird accusation
95:33
but he is a bit he is into some weird
95:35
[ __ ] though
95:36
that's fun when riza uh said
95:40
she was a good role player in paris it's
95:41
same i almost died
95:43
dude that [ __ ] sent me i mean we
95:46
still do make
95:46
jokes about nile the [ __ ] it or pyro is
95:49
nile we
95:50
before the recording before the stream
95:53
they were like seeing where everyone was
95:55
going to sit down
95:56
and then [ __ ] uh
95:59
niall was like can i sit next to jack
96:02
and i went like oh yeah jack recently
96:05
turned 18 i think that's fine
96:06
that's allowed and fine
96:12
[ __ ] sent us bro i think that's fine
96:15
you're allowed to do that now
96:17
the [ __ ] uh my god
96:23
toilet podcast uh marisa was yet to
96:25
invite me to the toilet podcast
96:27
i can't wait to see all the offensive
96:28
things she's gonna have me say
96:30
you ever try smokey eyes i always do
96:33
smoky eye isn't smokey that was
96:34
this was some weird i mean you mean like
96:36
if it if you mean in black
96:38
no i mean i have done it twice and it's
96:40
always been bad
96:42
but i don't see
96:45
links one one for pyro marisa prison
96:48
okay let me see this um
96:50
smokey eye so
96:54
i've never done it with black i've done
96:56
it with
96:58
every other color but black just doesn't
97:00
suit me dude
97:01
i don't know why as soon as you add
97:03
black eyeshadow to this it just looks
97:04
bad i can't do goth
97:07
but smokey eyes just like like this
97:08
right this is just [ __ ]
97:10
normal okay let me just see i'm fine
97:14
uh look okay
97:17
like this is just like how i do my
97:19
makeup like usually
97:22
uh she needs to pluck her eyebrows
97:24
goddamn but yeah like this is just how i
97:26
do
97:27
my that's not just what i do or like uh
97:29
this
97:30
it's just like this is actually a look
97:32
that i do with quite quite a good
97:34
bit i do that all the time
97:37
but just not black because something
97:39
about it just never looks good to me
97:41
like even the models that wear it it's
97:44
just something about it just to me it
97:45
just doesn't look good
97:48
like [ __ ] hold on yeah i don't know
97:51
like [ __ ]
97:52
i don't know dude she's not my favorite
97:54
look it just don't look good to me you
97:56
know
97:57
don't like you don't likey to me look
97:59
bad i don't know what to say
98:01
you need to be such like an 11 out of 10
98:03
to pull it off
98:05
i've never seen it work it's just a
98:06
preference thing i think
98:08
but like i don't know bro
98:11
i don't know bro i don't know
98:15
i appreciate
98:22
thank you for the forty dollars but i'm
98:24
i'm trying to see why it was such a
98:25
weird amount
98:28
[ __ ] i couldn't but they're [ __ ]
98:30
thank you though jesus christ
98:32
it's the half-life three of this
98:35
uh good looking good-looking goth roses
98:38
half-life three on the stream yeah
98:39
[ __ ] i don't
98:42
i can't even say if i really tried i
98:45
could actually get it
98:46
good i i can't even say that if i
98:49
really [ __ ] tried it would ever look
98:50
good i think it just looks bad on me
98:52
it's just never a little work i'm not
98:55
sure wow i've been following you for
98:57
nine months now and did you and me
98:59
arizer get a tattoos pog love your
99:01
steams keep doing you
99:02
oh i didn't get a tattoo no
99:06
that the voice sounded so [ __ ]
99:08
realistic for a second
99:10
like it didn't sound like a robot for
99:11
just the first word
99:14
oh my god get some tips from endigo no i
99:17
think it no no no
99:19
i think it's genuinely just i can do
99:21
good black eyeshadow
99:22
i just can't it just doesn't look good
99:26
that's what i mean it just doesn't look
99:27
good on me
99:30
because okay here's why my eyes are
99:32
quite hooded watch this
99:33
okay that's why sometimes i pose like
99:36
this with my eyebrow like i'm going like
99:38
you know i'm doing that right now but
99:39
just now watch this is relaxing
99:42
wow you sound like you can't see any of
99:45
my eyelid now and the eyeliner kind of
99:47
looks a bit more scuffed
99:48
than when i do that like it looks good
99:50
now right and then
99:51
looks weird now right so all that
99:54
happens is that this just turned into
99:55
some black
99:56
mess it just looks so weird it can't
99:59
ever work for me because
100:00
my hooded unless i just sit there going
100:01
like that all the time then no it
100:03
doesn't work
100:03
i can't i can't make it happen what's
100:06
the bad news
100:07
why is your neck red
100:11
what it's not red
100:15
it's like pale white i'm so confused
100:18
the bad news is that i have [ __ ]
100:20
covered
100:23
your boy got cur redneck [ __ ] god
100:28
oh yeah look at this the gomont calendar
100:31
man
100:34
damn
100:37
the up-to-date calendar [ __ ] what
100:39
does it say finn contracted sars kov 2
100:42
and will not be able to do gomont while
100:44
recovering
100:45
this break is extended definitely see
100:47
twitch stream oh q view 19
100:49
yayker is bro yiker is bro it's
100:53
it's so sad even i'm looking at the
100:55
calendar and it's sad
100:57
that's upsetting
101:01
i'll make i'll find a way to make it if
101:03
you're on a random tick-tock
101:04
i'm very sorry that i go now you're all
101:06
over my youtube
101:09
dude everyone finds me on tech talk i
101:10
keep maybe i should take ticks out more
101:12
seriously
101:13
because everyone says i show you
101:15
unticked i show you one tick tock let me
101:17
see myself on tick tock
101:19
i'm gonna search me uh the finster thing
101:22
ah dog there's one called not fenster
101:25
who does a ton of the stuff
101:29
you make me want to try makeup again so
101:31
thanks for that kick up my ass
101:34
all so sorry about the favorite hope
101:36
your family is safe
101:38
ah well my [ __ ] my sister has covered as
101:40
well
101:41
so it sounds shitty to say but they're
101:44
not
101:46
um
101:49
they uh what the [ __ ]
101:55
i don't know uh but yeah i know they're
101:57
they're getting there
101:58
i believe it's probably fine my ruby has
102:02
it but my parents are staying safe
102:03
they're both vaccinated robert
102:05
paul robert's got it anyway
102:08
okay all right yeah look at this so the
102:11
tech talk page that's just called
102:13
not finster that just uploads clips of
102:15
me yeah they got a hundred thousand
102:16
followers
102:24
[Music]
102:26
baby
102:40
threesome
102:42
love you babs let me what
102:46
babs oh my god that's [ __ ] brummy
102:49
jesus that is the most
102:52
british thing also this means the bob
102:55
months go through to february now
102:57
just so that you know
103:10
never mind i guess i don't have to make
103:11
up for it i think i can just
103:13
i think that's that i think that's it
103:15
that's the [ __ ] that's the making up
103:17
for it
103:17
baby man little baby man my god rose 20
103:21
22.
103:22
i oh you're vey
103:26
holy [ __ ] full of year baby
103:29
no no [ __ ] it's just bob's i'll just
103:31
look like a manly man with bobs on
103:34
hopefully it'll just be that why did i
103:35
[ __ ] agree to that that's a terrible
103:38
decision on my part how do you feel you
103:40
have no symptoms no i have all the
103:42
symptoms besides like the serious ones
103:44
i mean i've got everything that's
103:47
considered common
103:48
i'm nauseous i got a headache i have
103:52
very bad throat pain i have a continuous
103:54
cough i'm
103:56
slightly short on breath sometimes uh
103:59
usually it's like i'm very very slightly
104:01
short on breath all the time
104:02
sometimes at night when i'm like laying
104:04
down it's a it's a little bit more
104:06
a little bit more pronounced but it's
104:09
not like
104:10
struggling to breathe sort of thing if i
104:12
if it was really serious i wouldn't be
104:13
streaming right now i'd be streaming
104:14
from like a [ __ ] hospital bed
104:16
um diarrhea i haven't had that yet but
104:19
then
104:20
i haven't [ __ ] eaten much so i don't
104:22
know
104:23
are you trans now no um god there's a
104:26
lot of [ __ ] going on on the screen isn't
104:27
there
104:28
you know [ __ ] i i'm still somehow
104:30
even still with covered
104:32
i'm still a straight guy when i get the
104:35
vaccine that's probably going to be the
104:36
thing that turns me into a woman
104:38
i think that's going to be it
104:42
tip when resting lay on your stomach
104:44
what a [ __ ] great idea
104:46
having trouble breathing stack a bunch
104:48
of weights onto your back and lay down
104:50
flat
104:53
that isn't good that's wait this isn't a
104:56
covert vaccine this is hrt
104:58
have your first second third fourth
105:01
though every day
105:02
uh for like five years and then there
105:05
you go you're fully vaccinated
105:08
my god that's how it works right that's
105:10
what they've all been telling that's
105:11
what maurice has been telling me
105:14
i always thought the vaccine would come
105:15
in a syringe like every other vaccine
105:17
but apparently this one is
105:19
little pills she tells me not to read
105:21
the front of the pills though
105:23
very odd i don't know i think she's
105:26
telling the truth though
105:33
can i be the white
105:35
[Music]
105:38
why'd i laugh like this
105:41
you can anyone the top
105:44
top donator gets to be the weight on my
105:46
back uh
105:48
gay and autism goddamn vaccines
105:53
what the [ __ ] turning the kids gay
105:56
it's the fluoride doing that my guy can
105:59
you mitiflick that spyderco
106:01
can i ever i was really thinking i
106:04
wouldn't be able to do it
106:05
yes but it's kind of annoying i don't
106:07
actually use it like that because it
106:08
takes like some time to like get
106:10
to the right position with it ow because
106:14
it does that all the time
106:16
yeah without like here's what i do i i
106:19
just do this
106:20
without doing anything i just press the
106:23
press the f i did this thing i added a
106:25
thing there
106:25
so it's just i just hold that down it
106:27
opens like a button lock it's pretty
106:28
good or i do i open it
106:30
a little bit of the way and then fling
106:31
it so just to get it past the descent
106:34
this could do with a stronger detent to
106:36
be honest but yeah well
106:38
it takes out fin accounts needs to get
106:39
to work and dude
106:42
yeah [ __ ] man
106:48
what else which one of these got a bunch
106:49
of views
106:52
uh let's see
106:56
did you consider that you're gender
106:57
fluid no i very much feel like a guy
107:00
uh i don't care about being perceived in
107:03
a feminine way
107:04
yeah just [ __ ] explaining while there
107:07
are simps willing to donate to you rose
107:09
will never die
107:11
oh god she will i cannot [ __ ] wait
107:14
it's gonna be it's gonna be
107:19
a few months from now two three i don't
107:22
remember what the calendar is at
107:24
it's gonna be months from now but then
107:26
rose is [ __ ] dead no more go a month
107:28
no more girl month maybe in the future
107:30
but god not it not there's none in the
107:32
works
107:33
after the after this after this [ __ ]
107:35
goal isn't
107:36
it we're good i'm gonna grow a beard
107:40
it's gonna be so good i'm gonna grow a
107:42
beard i'm gonna get
107:44
[ __ ] uh i'm gonna go to the gym and
107:46
build up the muscles bro
107:48
it'll be so good when rose gone 90 of
107:51
your followers are gone
107:52
oh dude
107:56
i don't care i have the minecraft
107:58
channel minecraft channel is key
108:02
good luck with that beard laser-y boy
108:07
oh [ __ ] we've never hit it though so i
108:10
don't know
108:11
2.5 k oh nice
108:14
holy [ __ ] gg [ __ ] 2.5
108:19
well done chant i can't wait for this to
108:22
hit
108:23
wouldn't it be so [ __ ] good at like
108:25
the last second
108:26
it's like 29. oh
108:31
finished temporary roads
108:36
i can't wait what the [ __ ]
108:39
wait this is cool hold on i just saw a
108:42
thing
108:43
i don't want to get canceled wait look
108:44
at their analytics
108:46
50 50 it's mostly women
108:57
hey ladies
109:02
uh not uh
109:06
you know it's tick tock though so
109:08
they're [ __ ]
109:10
seven hey uh over 18 uh ladies
109:16
um feel free to dm me
109:20
i was a little like conchita worst in my
109:26
head
109:28
what i've never heard of that like
109:31
conchita wurst in my head
109:33
worst like the [ __ ] like a sausage
109:35
bro what the hell
109:36
[ __ ] happening oh [ __ ] thanks for
109:38
watching thank you that's very nice of
109:40
you we're not getting to that goal
109:41
though either of them
109:42
um the lasery one i'm still thinking
109:45
about changing because we
109:46
aren't hitting it so maybe we should
109:48
change it to something better
109:50
i'm fine with not doing laser hair
109:52
removal so i don't know
109:55
conchita worse is a is a person ow worse
109:58
a good second name like the sausage
109:59
oh my god your voice yeah i don't know
110:02
whether you're just hearing me for the
110:03
first time that i'm
110:04
i'm not a woman or
110:08
it's the fact that my [ __ ] voice is
110:10
goofed because covered
110:11
um a swiss singer
110:15
okay where is swiss is that switzerland
110:21
i don't know
110:26
conchita means vagina in i don't know
110:29
what language
110:31
vagina vagina sausage that's her [ __ ]
110:33
name
110:37
finn what do you mean australia austrian
110:40
is that what swiss is
110:44
[Music]
110:46
austrian i genuinely didn't know that is
110:48
that true you [ __ ]
110:49
me is that true rose is queen but rose
110:52
is also princess for meow riser
110:54
can we get a covid spreading core
111:03
[ __ ] hola
111:06
i was gonna cough louder for the joker i
111:08
didn't want it to hurt but it hurt
111:10
anyway
111:10
[ __ ] hell oh they streak austra they
111:14
speak austrian in switzerland
111:16
swiss what no [ __ ] what
111:20
swiss so swissy am i right swiss people
111:22
are from switzerland
111:24
yeah so i'm right damn uk education
111:28
no i was correct what do you mean i was
111:30
right
111:31
why are you booing me i was right
111:39
what's the bad news lego covered yep
111:45
they said swift someone said swiss i was
111:47
confused
111:48
oh from [ __ ] eurovision yeah no i
111:52
i've heard it i've heard of them i saw
111:54
their first performance
111:56
that's [ __ ] nuts it's a hell of a
111:59
look
111:59
the what what do you mean what
112:04
uh conchita wurst the singer you like
112:08
yeah what about i was just told who they
112:11
were
112:11
you [ __ ] eating this man i made it
112:13
with love i made it with her
112:15
hurdy hurty throaty too acidic
112:19
too acidic too acidic you're drinking
112:22
sparkling water
112:23
yeah which is neutral ph
112:26
what sparkles here is this is
112:33
is she vaccinated yet maurice is fully
112:34
vaccinated luckily although she's
112:37
very close to me no
112:40
do you want something else what do you
112:42
want something else
112:46
i don't want ice cream ice cream for
112:48
trout i don't want ice cream
112:52
i'm not really hungry to be honest do
112:55
you want sweet
112:56
i want mashed potatoes mashed potatoes
113:00
yo i'd [ __ ] dude mashed potatoes
113:04
mashed potatoes you don't oh hold on i
113:07
no wait i really want to try making
113:09
mashed potatoes do you want mashed
113:10
potatoes
113:12
sure i feel like i can make good mashed
113:13
potatoes i call your bluff since you're
113:16
taking a break from girl months go ahead
113:18
and try to grow that beard
113:20
you will look really manly with those
113:22
two chin hairs
113:30
what do you mean i can't grow body hair
113:32
i can 100 i'm [ __ ]
113:36
you can like literally not shave for a
113:37
week and it looks the same
113:40
that's incorrect no no no i just say you
113:43
just don't see me shaving all the time
113:44
spend so much time
113:45
no i live with it more than i live with
113:48
myself
113:50
i'm gonna look like jay schlatt if i
113:54
we our eyes should feed rouse no no [ __ ]
113:56
you i'm calling your bluff
113:58
until this covert is over i'll grow the
114:00
beard i'm not gonna shave
114:02
stop yelling because i know you're gonna
114:04
cry about it
114:06
i'm gonna uh uh no
114:09
rose acts like she's going to get all
114:11
masculine when she can barely grow
114:13
facial hair and her voice placed in the
114:15
female range until she actively lowered
114:18
it
114:18
the only person you've convinced that
114:20
you're masculine is yourself
114:24
i'm going to draw a beard under a bit i
114:26
don't know if i can grow like
114:27
because i just don't grow up like please
114:29
don't find him and he is after the
114:31
stream so i can grow
114:33
if you have to i will admit that this
114:36
bit of my
114:37
thing doesn't grow hair this does and my
114:40
sideburns do
114:41
i'll grab a [ __ ] beard do it
114:45
don't shave normal i'll grow a [ __ ]
114:47
bit under a [ __ ] beard
114:49
but then you realize i'm not going to be
114:50
able to do makeup if i do that if i
114:52
don't shave i'm not going to
114:53
do makeup i don't care buddy no one
114:57
cares
114:59
i want to grow a beard bruh we don't
115:01
care
115:03
okay [ __ ] it paul let's do a poll i'm
115:05
going to poll in two weeks
115:07
let's go come on chat beard no beard
115:15
yeah please bear no bid can i have
115:18
another
115:18
water quarter let me prove you wrong
115:21
chat
115:23
water please uh cara
115:26
uh cara
115:29
cara is saying i
115:45
ableist they can still hear you i have a
115:48
rare illness
115:51
they can still they can still i have an
115:53
illness
115:54
and you're they can still hear you
115:57
you're
115:58
being rude to a dying man
116:03
this is extremely upsetting
116:07
to a dying man i've still got that you
116:08
can't share that on the stream that's
116:09
this was the thing i was playing with
116:11
it's not a microphone and i well now
116:15
it's a microphone remember that thing
116:16
always
116:17
okay you want to say something to the
116:20
audience
116:23
with my microphone
116:27
and now the end is near
116:32
and so i face the final
116:36
curtain my friend
116:40
i'll say it clear i'll state my case
116:46
of which i'm certain
116:49
i've lived a life that's full
116:54
i traveled each and every highway
117:00
hey no covid no exactly
117:08
wait did you know this mic did you know
117:10
this microphone does this oh my god
117:14
and now
117:18
oh [ __ ] how do i stop it
117:19
[Music]
117:22
oh stop how stop how stop just put on
117:25
the desk
117:31
grow a beard bet you won't
117:44
i killed
118:04
my goddamn expensive ass knife
118:09
okay well you know what if this is it
118:12
chat
118:12
it was a mic see here's the microphone
118:15
cable
118:17
here's the it glows how'd you cut the
118:20
nice play you knew the pole would say no
118:22
beard
118:23
we know you can't grow one
118:26
[ __ ] i yeah but it was like 50 50 to
118:28
go up i want to grab it
118:32
water yes please i've been asking for
118:35
water but you only wanted to destroy my
118:37
microphone
118:38
it's a dragon but it's not finished
118:40
wagon it's not finished
118:42
it's not finished because i can't leave
118:43
the house because your boy got covered
118:46
because your boy your boy got covered
118:48
your boy got pigtails
118:50
your boy got the big deal your boy got
118:53
them your boy got them [ __ ]
118:55
your boy got them [ __ ] up
118:57
[Music]
119:00
you know it'll be good
119:09
yeah i personally find beards annoying
119:13
however i do like a challenge
119:16
i feel like i can i feel like i could
119:18
grow a beard if i wanted to
119:19
if i really tried it might take like a
119:21
month
119:22
but i can do it without the [ __ ]
119:24
rubber girl i need your hair for me
119:29
not gonna lie this annoys me i agree i
119:31
am also an microphone i have ever seen
119:34
can i have a water what annoys you who's
119:36
talking rip 20 mode personal microphone
119:39
can i have my water please can i just
119:42
have my water i want to say we're
119:44
talking
119:44
[ __ ] can i have my water
119:49
uh if you stop being a baby
119:55
our ip20 mode personal massager
119:59
[ __ ] yeah sorry i read that before it
120:02
came in
120:03
rip it's it's they tried
120:07
oh my god that's my chat twitter
120:19
it's fine now it's all good
120:26
there's no longer a functioning
120:28
microphone
120:33
can i make it functioning if i like
120:36
just touch these wires together will
120:38
electricity go through why do you have a
120:40
vibrator i thought guys didn't need one
120:45
someone sent it me and also it's not
120:48
that
120:49
it's a microphone i can't make it
121:00
jesus christ uh it was the last po box
121:03
stream yeah
121:04
[ __ ] fun
121:16
hey almost uh and how do you enjoy such
121:19
a small microphone
121:20
i haven't yet honestly it's quite
121:22
pleasurable because it bounces around
121:24
and it's funny to watch
121:25
or it did until someone destroyed it
121:29
yeah red bull it's water maybe a
121:32
drinking stream it's
121:33
literally sparkling water speaking of
121:35
which i know youtubers own this brand
121:37
like caspar lee
121:38
hit me up fam i spend way too much money
121:40
on this i would like a sponsorship
121:42
hmm
121:47
can someone tell me who th who that is
121:50
i'm new to his dreams
121:51
it's marisa she occasionally pops in and
121:53
then i lose like
121:54
[ __ ] 30 viewers 300 viewers
121:59
but occasionally she is funny and i do i
122:01
like it i like to keep her around
122:03
bro who drink sparkling water out of the
122:05
can try it dude
122:07
[ __ ] it's so good it gives you like it
122:10
gives your caveman brain
122:12
like the [ __ ] same feeling as like a
122:15
[ __ ] as a soda can it's so good
122:18
like it releases a bit that little bit
122:20
of serotonin
122:21
because that noise from the lid you know
122:24
it's so nice
122:26
that good if you don't if you like
122:27
sparkling water you'll like this but it
122:29
is a lot of money
122:30
because it's like you literally i go
122:32
through it like water
122:34
they're not expensive per can but i have
122:36
tons of them like hey
122:37
finally got our stream baby looking
122:40
seven of them on my desk right now and i
122:41
add that today
122:43
not even i've had like 10 today or like
122:46
eight or nine today like lacroix yes
122:48
exactly like
122:49
it's uk lacroix
122:52
how much is it uh i think it's like
122:57
i think it's like a pounder can
123:00
so even when you order in bulk it's kind
123:03
of
123:03
kind of quite a bit you know
123:07
if you think about it like i'm going
123:08
through 10 pounds a day
123:12
not fun no it's not actually that's a
123:14
lie it's even more than that i think
123:16
it's [ __ ] oh no wait no it's not it's
123:18
less it's nine pound
123:19
for 12 of them nine pounds for 12 of
123:23
them but they're also usually 15.
123:28
so i don't know make of that as you will
123:30
i don't know how to do maths get a soda
123:32
stream
123:32
got one but i like the can thing
123:36
it's cool i i like it more i don't like
123:38
it
123:39
i don't know no beard that's still 75p a
123:43
can
123:43
yeah it's quite a bit that's insane yeah
123:47
but it nice though i enjoy it i enjoy it
123:51
i the gomuns gotta [ __ ] count for
123:54
something
123:55
you can get reusable cans but yeah but
123:58
it's
123:59
good it's so good
124:04
plus i recycle it it's so good
124:07
it's like thrice what it should be yeah
124:09
true
124:10
they're dumb overpriced but
124:16
i'm not that interested in like forge
124:18
knives is that a heritage
124:20
heritage [ __ ] heresy is that bad
124:24
i mean they're kind of cool but i really
124:27
like pocket knives
124:28
i really like pocket knives like folding
124:31
knives
124:32
they're they're way more interesting to
124:33
me way more interesting
124:36
uh i've i've nev i've only ever bought
124:39
two or three non-folding knives
124:42
i really like uh i really like just
124:44
folding knives dude the mechanism you
124:45
can actually use them
124:46
like okay here's the thing with uh
124:50
[ __ ] with i've got one over there
124:53
with fixed blades you can't do anything
124:55
this at least you can
124:56
you have any gravity knives no they're
124:58
illegal in the uk i do have a butterfly
125:00
knife trainer
125:01
and i'm really good with it uh ones
125:04
without a blade on that are perfectly
125:05
legal in the uk i have one of those
125:07
i just don't have one that's actually a
125:08
knife because that would be
125:10
not good aren't knives illegal in the uk
125:15
aren't knives illegal
125:21
sorry i've been lying to you the entire
125:23
time you know what sucks about the uk
125:25
the most
125:26
the fact that we need to use a spoon and
125:28
fork to cut our
125:30
vegetables and meat it really sucks the
125:33
laws around here
125:34
so annoying ever since they banned
125:37
knives in
125:38
1906 over here uh america got given guns
125:42
and we got our uh we got our knives
125:44
taken away we're not allowed to uh
125:47
they don't trust us with sharp objects
125:49
we're essentially babies in the uk
125:53
my cutting spoon yes
125:56
you've heard of a spork well
126:01
uk has no scissors oh yeah sorry no no
126:03
we do
126:04
we we do have scissors we just don't
126:05
have knives so for instance
126:08
oh you want to you want to cut a piece
126:10
of wagyu beef you just got to get in
126:12
there with [ __ ]
126:13
uh safety scissors because we were only
126:15
allowed those that's how it is
126:17
you want to cut some lettuce it's a bit
126:20
awkward to cut lettuce because it's so
126:21
big and you got to use these tiny little
126:23
pairs of scissors
126:24
i don't know you have to be 25 years old
126:27
to buy cutlery this is a joke
126:29
uh you don't have to be 20 you need to
126:30
buy you need to be 16 to buy any
126:33
knife thing
126:41
[ __ ] sparkling water
126:45
ah butterfly knives are illegal to
126:47
illegal in the us only some states
126:49
uh butterfly knives are legal in most
126:51
states in america but not all
127:02
i feel like i look good only slightly
127:05
though
127:06
with like if you cover up
127:09
the random spots
127:20
could be all right i think i like it
127:23
this is a decent look i
127:24
i don't mind it the eyeliner eyelashes
127:26
[ __ ] i need to do eyeliner more this is
127:28
good i like it anyway [ __ ]
127:30
i have i've been streaming for two hours
127:32
now
127:33
your spots are cute i don't know why
127:36
wrong
127:38
uh
127:41
i'm shooting for two hours now and i
127:42
don't want my throat to just die
127:44
so i'm gonna go pee and uh
127:47
recognizing he looks female out of girl
127:50
my time
127:51
finn recognizing he looks female to go
127:53
month i don't
127:55
when i add eyeliner and eyelashes up
127:57
dude
127:58
okay this is literally just look
128:02
this is i'm essentially just wearing one
128:04
of those snapchat filters that add like
128:06
eyeliner and eyelashes in a [ __ ] bad
128:08
[ __ ] way
128:09
everyone looks like a woman like that
128:11
literally everyone
128:12
give me give me a person and i'll take a
128:14
phot i'll take a photo of my phone and
128:15
apply the same filter and they will look
128:17
like a woman i guarantee
128:18
give me someone ludwig that's [ __ ]
128:20
ludwig he's like the manliest looking
128:22
dude i know
128:23
that doesn't have a beard i can't wait
128:25
11 months
128:27
what have i become let's see see if i
128:30
can get a photo with him
128:31
not [ __ ]
128:35
with a microphone in front of his eyes
128:36
okay let's see
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let's see let's see let's see let's see
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let's see uh
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garbage that's okay
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all right let's do it let me out let me
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get that filter on
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i've got the sh i got the exact one the
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one that i used on the instagram video
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that's what i'll do with ludwig hold on
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okay let's do this story
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this thing this side
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there we go look at this [ __ ] look at
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this [ __ ]
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it ain't [ __ ] focusing but like come
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on dude
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it is though it do be though
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give me another one give me a [ __ ]
129:32
give me another one give me a nope dude
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i'll fight miss kiff
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he's also got a beard though which kind
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of goofs it miss kiff
129:41
no okay listen listen listen okay miss
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kip's not gonna work
129:45
i need someone without a beard wait this
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one will wait [ __ ]
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okay [ __ ] it let's do miss kev let's do
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biscuits
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discard i think i found a decent photo
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of miss gift to use because it does not
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really
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oh my god miss kif looks [ __ ] okay
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miss kifone looks slightly horrifying
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come on dude
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come on bro focus
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that is just not [ __ ] working
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off christ christ's sake
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god damn it
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[Music]
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come on come on come on what did i miss
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what's the bad news he only looks
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slightly horrifying
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um
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oh my god hello
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[Music]
130:46
miss kiff if you want to look like a
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manly man you'll probably need a jawline
130:51
filter for starters
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filter yeah
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we got a decent jawline
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grog
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i can't i can't do that what the [ __ ] is
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going on here
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do you need more drink the wink
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uh no
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do you want ponytail
131:25
yes and then i'm going to end i already
131:26
said i was going to end but do you want
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pigtails do you want space button chat
131:31
what do you think
131:32
pigtails or ponytail
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or space bun grog
131:39
rock jerusalem myst
131:44
wow my streamer is going big
131:48
pigtails yeah pigtails all right
131:52
good luck oh jesus [ __ ] we're gonna
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start fresh
131:55
okay maybe
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hey stop i'm just putting it back finn
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please take care of yourself
132:04
i can't
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this is better just [ __ ] putting that
132:11
you don't need to put it in front of my
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eyes
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you don't want it in the middle i do
132:15
wait in the middle what do you mean
132:16
[ __ ] there and there
132:18
there and there
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you don't need to put it in front of my
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face though you just poke him in the
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eyes
132:32
you can still do a middle part move your
132:35
head forward
132:38
finster balding
132:42
wait do you know what a middle part at
132:43
first that's what i was trying no you
132:45
were pushing it
132:47
no you went you went like this how's
132:49
that gonna do a middle part
132:50
you do it you'd do a middle part by
132:52
[ __ ] pushing it back and then doing
132:53
that what do you mean whatever dude
132:55
gremlin where's your head
133:01
see it's almost like you didn't have to
133:02
nice i can move it forward
133:04
fists are balding shush not bolding
133:08
where's your [ __ ] hairline bro
133:11
no it's fine it's cute my bald spot's so
133:15
cute
133:17
where's your [ __ ] hair i don't know
133:19
where to start i think we go like
133:22
i think we go like here we go
133:30
you want to go fairly high up right yeah
133:32
it's
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ah the problem is just that you don't
133:35
have a haircut yet
133:36
ah what dude pretty
133:39
pretty pretty hurty cry about it
133:43
i am
133:47
oh my god we do we do
133:51
looks great yeah it's cause yo you don't
133:54
have
133:54
like your hair in the back is weird
133:56
shape okay hold it hold this like
134:00
i i got it i have my hairdresser i got
134:04
it i'm a hairdresser
134:05
i got it i i got this one
134:08
for sure i got this one for sure locked
134:11
up
134:12
what do you think oh [ __ ]
134:15
jesus so it's
134:18
why is it falling off i don't get it
134:20
you're just tying like one loop
134:22
one loop i get it there is no ball
134:30
oh my god how many loops do you want
134:33
enough that you don't have to keep
134:34
pulling on my head
134:36
okay you can't just put one thing in and
134:39
then
134:39
have it like stay and he's yeah ah
134:42
you're kind of right
134:42
[ __ ] [ __ ] dude
134:47
here we go okay that's it that's gonna
134:49
be enough that's gotta be the one that's
134:50
the oh man it looks so good up
134:54
beautiful also you're grabbing like half
134:57
my hair look it's still all down there
134:59
oh you want more what do you mean do i
135:01
that's that's the word
135:03
it's because it's so unbrushed and
135:05
uncured hair brush here
135:08
go for it i don't got the hairbrush
135:11
though
135:13
stop poking why are you why are you
135:15
magnets to my eyeballs
135:17
accident every time accidented accident
135:20
it was an accident my [ __ ] cornea
135:24
okay it was an accident what is a cornea
135:30
how what how you're pulling up on me
135:33
dude
135:34
yeah gotta get the hair in okay and then
135:36
you do
135:38
okay let anything near my eyes please
135:42
okay and then we do a triple no no we
135:44
don't do the dribble we should put it
135:47
shut up okay
135:52
off my head it's [ __ ] pain
135:56
stop touching my hair okay let me redo
135:58
this one no no no
135:59
no no no no it's scuffed that's it i'm
136:01
ending the stream this is i'm in
136:11
you're only pulling away when it hurts
136:14
yes
136:14
then it hurts more oh my god
136:19
you asked for this did you want to brush
136:21
it if you were bitching about being
136:23
brushed
136:23
yeah i can do that what she would cry
136:27
when i brush it
136:31
oh my god it hurts so much
136:34
mr pain rock someone someone called me a
136:38
karen
136:38
i'm upset by this you don't know how
136:40
many hairs have came out of me
136:42
well this is happening i restart this
136:45
you just brushed it
136:46
i restarted shut up
136:51
that that is what has been yanked from
136:53
like already in the [ __ ]
136:54
incorrect that is what's been yanked
136:56
from my head and you're like oh
136:58
he's being such a little [ __ ] haven't
137:00
tr
137:01
have haven't not true lying
137:10
not behind myself but rose is looking
137:12
like what i imagine
137:14
thotty girls hanging outside the pub at
137:16
sus ours wood
137:18
cute cute you gotta keep these down
137:20
these are cool i'm trying to but i'm
137:21
encouraging
137:22
okay i'm trying to make it look good and
137:25
then you go like
137:28
this you gotta like i don't know this
137:29
you gotta like
137:31
cutie cutie [ __ ] [ __ ] from the 2000s
137:39
yeah i mean it could it i can do better
137:43
maybe
137:44
but not today maybe
137:47
i can do better ah
137:50
we are blocking it you want you come
137:52
this bit what
137:54
what making you know no you're pulling
137:59
like
137:59
[ __ ] okay
138:02
right i don't trust this hairdresser
138:04
this this needs to go
138:05
like okay you just put it in the same
138:10
classic face the sideways
138:13
do the swiper [ __ ]
138:18
okay do you want me to undo i'm in such
138:20
pain i mean i mean i'm so uncomfortable
138:22
the last 10 minutes have been so
138:24
i'm not trained enough all right i'm
138:26
ending the stream i will see you guys in
138:28
the next one good enough i'm sorry
138:30
chat uh thank you
138:34
i will be i will be leaving uh
138:37
hopefully i make it through the night
138:40
um hopefully marisa doesn't
138:44
um hey not funny
138:47
funny from you and i'll see you in the
138:50
next one chat i'll be all right by the
138:52
way uh
138:53
i should mention again just in case
138:55
anyone's worried literally just me got
138:57
covered wasn't due to a meet up or
138:58
anything like that
139:00
they're all everyone every other
139:01
youtuber is tested negative for it just
139:04
making sure everyone knows
139:07
we went on the highway we got the uber
139:10
dude
139:10
jokes aside i hope everything gets
139:13
better
139:14
and then nerd your sister if you die
139:17
well [ __ ] hey if you die
139:21
put my channel on auto host oh my god
139:24
anyway
139:24
i'll see you guys in the next stream i
139:26
don't know when it'll be yet just pay
139:27
attention to when i schedule something
139:29
there'll be word going around
139:31
maybe i'll post it on instagram or
139:34
i'll post on instagram i'll do a story
139:35
before right before i plan to do it
139:37
anyway
139:37
boys i'll see you in the next one thanks
139:39
for coming into this one i'll see you
139:45
peace