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is
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foreign
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so let me uh let me introduce you to me
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who looks [ __ ] stunning today beside
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that
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hear me out i look i look better than
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anyone right now right
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now on this second i look the best at i
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am that
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i am peak humanity right now still here
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has it been seven
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months already time really does fly when
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you're having fun
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ain't no one cuter dude i'm insane fix
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the hair
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it don't need fixing it's [ __ ]
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perfect dude
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it's insane i at this moment right now
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you could stack anyone up
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i'm hotter anyway so
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here's what we're gonna do i was given a
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video idea
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by my good friend verb just verb
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remove the fake eyelashes of this
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madness
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for the lulls i was given this video
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idea by verb
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and verb is an ap verb is down bad
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he's a gremlin and he realized that um
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he realized that there's a lot of fan
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fictions about me
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a lot and i so much so that i asked
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i asked my buddy max to
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put them all in a google doc for me to
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which he has
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so i've got apparently one two
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three four five six seven eight nine ten
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fan fictions about me and i figured
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you know someone wrote a novel about me
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how bad could it be
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how bad could it be it could what do you
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think it's gonna be
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you think it's gonna be do you think
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he's gonna be smut no i'm a wholesome
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boy
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no one's gonna write anything sexual
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about me no
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so i figured we read this one together
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now we can choose the based on the
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titles
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uh which one you'd like to read first
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um so
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here are the titles the first one
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tos oh don't you dare i this is probably
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gonna be fine
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the first one is called i'll keep your
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secret the finster
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a u i forgot what a you meant the second
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one is called
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mcy tier one shots which destroys which
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other features
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today playing half life alex there is
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just one called skeppy x finster pretty
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solid one called pretty flowers finster
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and spiffy
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which sounds quite wholesome that does
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sound awesome oh what the [ __ ] twitter
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job is happening let's go
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no [ __ ] way no [ __ ] way
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chassis you got the job at twitter i
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expect to be verified by
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noon holy [ __ ] [ __ ] pug dude eyeliner
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finally
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also i actually used the lipstick that
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someone has sent me so this is a new
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lipstick
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look at that someone sent me this thing
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what do you think chad what do you think
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of this
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i kind of really like your attention for
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15 months what do you think actually
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what do you think of the lipstick
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today and happy 15 months look good how
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are you all right
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so uh here's the next one my love
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finster and spiffy there is a apparently
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a lot of
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about me and spiffy snow is falling
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spinster
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so that's a cross between i don't
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[ __ ] uh spyfy and finster i assume
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interesting uh there's one called
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tripping over you
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finster x just verb schlatt
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and ferb which is me and verb and
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apparently wilbur and schlatt
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an odd combo and then there's something
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about finn which is a finster
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x reader which means you're the one
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you're the one i'm [ __ ] in this last
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one i mean
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holding hands with in this last one ek
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months
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turtle which one do you want to read by
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the way holy [ __ ] thank you for the subs
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i was going to make it
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oh we go away we're two away from 2 000
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hold on
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i have an idea but i'm going to set a
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goal for all the good
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times and laughs um
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there we go that's what you get if you
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hit at the 2
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000 sub goal look at that
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don't you want it you know you do look
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at that helping me embrace myself hold
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on
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look at that [ __ ] look at that and
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you're welcome
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you're welcome take credit for all of it
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one hug you get one hug if we hit two
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thousand seven
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one hug okay what do you think scappy
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schlatt i kind of do want to read
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the wilbur and schlatt one but the last
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one
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the last one is kind of interesting the
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finster x
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reader one it's about you guys
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and by the way i have no idea if any of
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these are good i haven't
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even opened a single one of these yet um
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so i i don't know this could be really
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[ __ ] bad
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you okay with it being really [ __ ]
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bad like really bad
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please not the first one the first one
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the last i'm doing the last one what the
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[ __ ] was the
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i'll keep your secret do you know it
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book contains themes of homophobia abuse
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and
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sad angst i'm not even kidding
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what the [ __ ] this says
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what i'm kidding
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uh also finn if you're reading please
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don't
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also finn if you're reading please don't
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you'll want to burn your eyes after
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i mean i wouldn't mind the free clout
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but still don't punish yourself by
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reading this thank you tubbo writes on
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wattpad.com
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um oh damn that's a strong start that's
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a
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very strong stat we have got to have hit
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the one hug goal by now jesus christ
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thank you for the five gifted subs minox
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my god paul time finney either okay wait
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let me read you the last one which is
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something about finn fin x reader which
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is about you and me
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okay so let's down
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oh that [ __ ] god we what do you mean
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who gifted 50 subs out of nowhere oh you
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don't come and come here hey
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hey come on come come here dude come on
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come here come
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come here dude you deserve it what a
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what a good
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what a good nondescript pronoun person
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you are
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you've had a rough day and it's okay
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mommy finn is here to soothe your
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worries and to read you
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smut on wattpad okay
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so um imagine the person who writes this
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dude i cannot wait
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um okay let's read the
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let's read the this last one the start
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of it
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i haven't read this yet okay i've never
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written an ex-reader before so let me
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know if this sucks
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okay we all will uh by the way don't
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[ __ ] around with these people i don't
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want to i don't want to
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taunt them or also no hate towards these
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people i think they've
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they did great work i fully embrace
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being in these
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uh gonna be referred to as they them i
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don't know what yn is
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uh i'm guessing you anyway because i
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want all readers to see themselves in
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the characters choose we go okay there
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we go
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if you're not attracted to both genders
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then sorry bro because
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uh yn liked finn when they thought he
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was a girl and still liked him
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afterwards
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when they said he was a guy bisexual
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pansexuals let's [ __ ] go all right
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this one seems a lot more normal uh
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it's just about me um but this one
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seems like it's gonna contain some [ __ ]
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dude glad
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you liked the alpaca i sent you one or
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two
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one or two chat also yeah dude it's
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[ __ ] right there it's on my chair
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i've got him like hold on should i bring
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him
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hold on i got him right here he's always
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here just watching over me
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hold on can i can i put him on the on
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this for now
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oh damn just so he can like sit and
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watch
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there we go all right he's perfect also
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i
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i okay you're all saying two two
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wait which one wait wait okay this one
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is number one
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the weird one is the most likely weird
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one is number one
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maybe this one is number two i'm gonna
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do a poll for it a real poll
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okay which
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one two do it in the poll this one is
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number two this is the more normal
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think normal two maybe a bit scuffed one
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all right well we don't know freckles
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got me through i'm back from jerking
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welcome back hope you had a good time
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hope you cleaned up hope you washed your
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hands
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or don't whatever you're into hope you
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washed your face
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whatever you're into you know anyway uh
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let's see let's see what the poll says
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okay it's mostly number two
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you want to read the normal one okay
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fine we'll start it off slow
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you realize i'm gonna read number one
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eventually though okay i'm gonna keep
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this tab open
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all right i'm gonna keep this [ __ ] open
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uh i feel like i should be reading this
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in a [ __ ] like
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should i not be reading this in a like
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in a um
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what's it called incognito tab i'm
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opening up an incognito tab bro
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okay let's do it let's do it
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incognito tab open so this one's
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actually about
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dream a little bit i guess i assume
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because it's like
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it's uh you're reading dream smp and
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mcyt one shots but then this is like
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what my
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chapter okay [ __ ] it all right
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come chat
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chat this is there there's a there's a
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story here chat
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there's a story okay why do you have so
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many tabs open dude i'm a messy boy
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all right the loud music was breaking
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your eardrums as they shoved their way
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through
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crowds of people why in i need to give
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wayne a name
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thank you what are you what what do you
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want your name to be
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because i don't actually know what yn
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means and i just want to name you
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did you call you chat [ __ ] it that makes
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a lot of sense
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bob fred chat [ __ ] it okay the loud
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music was breaking through chance
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eardrums as they shoved their way
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through crowns of people i didn't need
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to be a sexual as it was
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fan fiction is meow riser gets thrown
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into a pit
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okay can i not close this [ __ ] you
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dude there's an x button and it doesn't
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[ __ ] work okay
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thanks wallpad you shitty shitty website
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anyway
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uh gotta check my prime to mommy finn
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[ __ ] yeah thanks lebron chad's friend
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dragged them into the club for a night
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out and somehow disappeared into the sea
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of intoxicated clubbers
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clutching their bottle of water as a
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safety vessel chat made their way out of
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the main crowd and pressed up against
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the wall
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what parties were certainly not there
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dark mode you sadistic bastard what do
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you mean it's wattpad do you think i
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know how to use these settings
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[ __ ] there's this where's the setting
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there
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it's no i don't know how to use this god
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forsaken website
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darting their eyes around the room chats
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or a girl who's uh who is making eye
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contact with them
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long insistent eye contact that's
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[ __ ] me dude it's me i guarantee it's
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me
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it was as if she was beckoning chad to
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approach her with nothing but her eyes
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an eagle chat thought prying themselves
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from the wall and walking over what are
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you
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sweaty and walking over to the beautiful
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lady just my type
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when they reach the girl chad activated
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the best flirt mode possible which
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wasn't very great but certainly good
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enough
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mind if i buy you a drink all right i
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need to do a you impression
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do you want a chat jumped a chad voice
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for it give me the llama
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or else i'm so i'm definitely i'm down
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to give you a chat voice for this
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reading
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do you mean the llama dude the llama is
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overwatching chad voice
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mind if i [ __ ] why'd i turn [ __ ] it's
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uh
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[ __ ] american mind if i buy you a
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drink
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uh i mean if i can't do that i'm not a
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chat
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i mean i'm just drinking water but i can
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get you something
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stronger i've given you an accent you're
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now american you're from the south
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the girl simply nodded and smiled but
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didn't say anything
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into what into in [ __ ] that's a word
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interwinging their fingers so the crowd
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wouldn't push them apart
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chat led the girl through the clubbers
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to the bar and asking what
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asking what she would like i'm just like
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um am i [ __ ] what am i supposed to
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oh wait no [ __ ] i'm not really a drinker
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i'll take a pepsi this is me
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chat who had partially zoned out was now
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more alert
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they didn't show it however uh this
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wasn't their first interaction with a
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transgender
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or cross-dressing person how uh so they
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would uh
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so they that threw me so they knew how
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to respectfully ask for their pronouns i
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have not read these before my guy
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uh so watch you
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let's go i'm doing macho man randy
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savage so what's your name
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chad asked uh the one in heels glance
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down at the other
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what having sent you a package from
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santa dot go dot uk it should be
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delivered between 27
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29 it's addressed to jude f1 nn5 tour it
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contains some australian foods
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[ __ ] yes dude [ __ ] yeah dude
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where why in hell are you yes you are
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there's a lot of hearts in chat
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it's a wait it's it's american it's red
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okay right
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how long is this okay i'm like halfway
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through your name
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by the way i would never ask for a pepsi
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i would most certainly drink
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that isn't why do they think i am anyway
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um
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the one in heels glanced down at the
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other it seemed as if they hadn't been
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expecting such a calm reaction to their
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voice compared their appearance
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compared to their appearance finn and
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you are
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finn and you are what finn and what
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about the
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ipads it's so weird doing a me
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impression dude what i even say i'm so
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glad to see that you are tucking while
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wearing leggings
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i'm not even talking i'm not even
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talking dude i'm not even talking
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i've got the tucking underwear on but
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i've just not tucked
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i could do it right now without even
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getting up i'm just
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lazy and i don't want it there i don't
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need it there it it
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i don't need it it's more comfortable
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not confused if i need to i will
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but i don't need to anyway i don't need
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to
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sorry i won't we'll do it then uh
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for 69.69
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i'll tuck but no uh
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chat they responded may i ask what are
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your preferred pronouns
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finn laughed he him thanks for asking
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nobody's ever really asked me before
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everyone else just freaks out
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chat flashed him a smile good thing to
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know i'm not everyone else then
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it's getting spicy still one year it's
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getting spicy looking cute as always
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it's getting real [ __ ] spicy thank
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you chat um
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finn took a sip of his pepsi well chat
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if you're still interested
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i'd love to keep talking with you maybe
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get your number if i'm lucky
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why am i trying in this i i'm being
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flirted with i shouldn't why am i what a
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lucky ah good lord
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uh chat nodded slowly returned interest
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and clicked a pen they brought to in
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their jacket pocket let's write that
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number down before we forget
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star star star chat glanced down at
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a number on their arm in the next
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morning their own numbers was on
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finns their own number was on finns they
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were never
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they were never one to contact first due
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to the fear of the other not responding
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but they had a good feeling about
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this boy oh [ __ ] boy
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okay listen i'm reading you
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what why do you care about my heckin
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you can't even say i'm under
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please don't tuck
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i'm torn
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i'm torn what do i do
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tie breaker oh wait for the next one
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i don't know what i do do i half talk
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i'll tuck just the balls but not the
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peepee
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what about that okay
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[ __ ] hell okay wait hold on
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you gotta quickly know oh my god there's
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the next part
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[ __ ] okay how long is this gonna be um
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chat hey finn this is chat from last
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night
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that's you by the way the dance
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underneath the message indicated
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that someone was responding chad
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clutched the phone to their chest
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terrified of a possibility of receiving
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you have the wrong number message finn
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didn't seem like the type to give a
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wrong number
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true but chat was still anxious they had
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a ding of the next message and slowly
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glanced down fearing the worst
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then chat thank god i've been so anxious
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to text you all day but i was nervous
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about being the first one to reach out
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what the f anime face i god i'm
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this is cringe chat let out a sigh of
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relief laughing to themselves slightly
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they had more in common with finn than
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what they had previously thought
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no problem just glad you responded if
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you're not busy want to hang out i know
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a great local waffle
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place for for the breakfast finn
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this is me sounds great send me the
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address so i can meet you there ten
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ten maybe seconds i'm fast chat that
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works for me
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they both sprinted okay uh chad sent the
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address and got ready to go they threw
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on some
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decent clothing and brush their hair and
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teeth before grabbing their car keys and
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heading out
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they wanted to jump with excitement
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there was just something about
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finn that's the title baby roll the
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credits avengers end game
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this was it was indescribable but
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certainly amazing
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uh despite their argue agreement [ __ ]
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god i want to skip some of this dude
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it's so cringe
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do i skip some now i cut oh [ __ ] okay
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after 15 minutes they began to lose hope
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they feared that finn would
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would show up early take a look around
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that wasn't already there sitting down
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with the sugary coffee they waited
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so sorry i'm late chat hi
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they turned to swivel they turned in
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their swivel seat to see
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finn looking incredibly different from
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the way it looked when they first met
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he was no longer dressed feminine his
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hair was shorter
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i didn't do a what bad link to you on
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twitter am i
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[ __ ] stupid i'm an idiot
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on i'll replay it i dmg what played
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i don't know if i already [ __ ] chat
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chuck chat
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okay [ __ ] it right listen bucko this
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is going to be how it is for like
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how long until it's undone all right
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wait i shouldn't do this one sec one
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second
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this is only gonna take me one minute
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though
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nothing wrong with some dicks and balls
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f1 and then fiverr [ __ ] with chatter
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to waffle place
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okay it's done i'm now successfully
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flattened oh that okay that sounded
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weird
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please let your sea and be hang free
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like nature
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intended what do i do what do i do
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what do i do what do i do chat i'm
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caught between a rock and a very hard
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place
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i'm caught between two rocks and a hard
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place chat
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what do i do here
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war [ __ ]
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untuck ever tuck slash untuck every
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donor
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good idea okay i'm undoing it give me
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one minute again
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this one's going to be much easier paul
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oh dumb dude it's it's uh
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there we go it's undone that was solid
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okay
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one and then five tp have your war i'm
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gonna continue reading smut
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okay right uh
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there we go i'm dressed normally you are
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the mummy
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[ __ ] yeah not quite what you expected
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finna sitting down beside them
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well and underneath well underneath the
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hair and makeup i wasn't sure what to
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expect
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uh but it's it's a good look on you i
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hate the accident i'm doing but it's a
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good look on you
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well with or without the gal qualities
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you look good
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chat smiled man i'm getting
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i'm honestly flustered just reading your
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dialogue chat you're just so
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[ __ ] hot in this so sexy uh finn
24:00
blushed it all
24:00
and shook himself out out of it as the
24:02
waitress asked them if they were ready
24:04
to order
24:06
waffles at the same time
24:10
the waitress sheltered speakers corner
24:12
uk is back to normal and thanks for
24:14
talking over the 15-month sub
24:17
i'm sorry thank you for the 15 months of
24:19
matthew
24:21
i'm reading waffles uh
24:25
oh my god time skip because i'm a
24:27
failure this author is very confident
24:29
it's almost one i should probably get
24:31
going chat said yeah of course finn
24:33
trailed off
24:34
would you want to see me again
24:35
absolutely you're amazing you're unlike
24:37
any other guy i've met before
24:39
chat responded well i guess you've never
24:42
met a guy who thought
24:43
who you thought was a girl that's a
24:45
first he laughed
24:49
chat laughed with him that was certainly
24:51
memorable they wouldn't mind seeing him
24:54
again
24:54
it was pretty cute i'll text you then
24:57
chad asked
24:58
finn leaned down to peck chan on the
25:00
lips and blushed
25:07
i look forward to it
25:10
chant watched him leave smiling to
25:12
themselves
25:14
there really was something about him
25:19
there we go it was cringe it was cringe
25:23
but it wasn't bad
25:26
it was not bad right that was that was
25:28
it all right
25:29
that was a solid assault the absolute
25:33
peak of that was a peck on the lips
25:35
i kissed chat one time it wasn't
25:38
terrible right
25:39
hard it was a thank you helen
25:42
it was all because of that peck on the
25:44
lips thank you helen
25:46
[ __ ] gifted stuff thank god okay so
25:50
you know the one i want to read now
25:52
right you know the one i want to read
25:53
now
25:54
i just want to get you involved chat i
25:57
want to read the one
25:59
that has to have a [ __ ] warning
26:01
specifically made for me
26:06
can i can i please
26:11
do not read if you're offensive you will
26:12
regret it
26:18
penguin heart i'm gonna read it i'm not
26:20
even gonna let you vote
26:22
continue reading let's see finn get down
26:25
here
26:26
what the [ __ ] any makeup tips hold on
26:28
one sec i gotta do a
26:29
dad pov fin
26:33
get down here i muted one minute dad
26:43
love you bishop cat cat thanks for the
26:45
six months sub katie
26:47
i'm just reading fanfics it's finn back
26:49
away no do not read it do what
26:51
why are you warning me chad okay fine
26:54
it's dad porn no it's not dad porn
26:56
please it's not dead porn there's no way
26:58
it's [ __ ]
26:58
please please chat please tell me it's
27:02
not that a cousin comes to stay
27:05
chat i swear to god okay [ __ ] it
27:09
um finn finn get down here right now or
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so help me i
27:14
unmuted i get back from my one month
27:16
vacation and i was prepared to be down
27:18
bad but now i am just disturbed good
27:21
egg hey guys i gotta go i'll be right
27:23
back that's what i would say
27:24
that's pretty that's that's pretty
27:26
accurate actually i heard in response
27:28
the slightly distorted sound of three
27:30
people saying
27:31
buy in complete synchronization what a
27:33
detail i heard them laughing as i
27:34
re-muted
27:35
pulled off my headphones closed
27:36
minecraft got out of my gaming chair
27:38
rubbed my
27:39
aching ears i have comfortable
27:41
headphones that's inaccurate
27:43
i walked down the stairs worrying about
27:44
what my parents needed
27:46
just my dad i think i timidly stepped
27:48
into the living room where they were
27:50
both sat
27:50
on the couch watching some game show you
27:53
called
27:55
were you playing that stupid video game
27:57
again is that all you needed i say
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almost rolling my eyes my father stood
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up
28:03
what do you say what what'd you say to
28:05
me boy
28:07
[Music]
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what's pad with the boys okay you're bad
28:13
with the boys listen bros
28:16
we're doing one pad with the boys i felt
28:18
my heart ache with that word
28:20
boy okay i looked up at him he stared
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down
28:23
at me with hatred i'm taller than my dad
28:25
why does it matter
28:27
what i do in my own time because it is a
28:30
waste of it you'll never do
28:31
you never do anything to help you're
28:34
useless
28:34
you never do anything to contribute to
28:36
this family he ranted
28:38
i thought to myself not like you drink
28:40
every other hour
28:42
not like
28:49
why is there manufactured alcoholism and
28:51
abuse in my family
28:53
anyway your cousin's coming to stay here
28:55
in a week you'll be on your best
28:56
behavior
28:58
sure whatever i say turning away to
29:00
retreat back to my room
29:01
out of nowhere he grabbed my neck and
29:03
pulled me back and i saw my mother
29:05
flinch behind him
29:06
what the [ __ ] what bad this was supposed
29:09
to be nice
29:11
i never finished declared at me we're
29:13
going there for the first night
29:15
then moxie's parents moxie your mother
29:18
and i will go to the hotel and spa who
29:20
the [ __ ] is maxie
29:22
uh he spoke pronouncing every syllable
29:24
clearly i'm dyslexic i just read the
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word
29:27
syllable for the first time in my entire
29:29
life holy [ __ ]
29:33
holy [ __ ] okay uh they warned you i know
29:37
i know um he let go and i walked back
29:40
upstairs i closed my door and let out a
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choked sub i looked in the mirror at the
29:44
red
29:44
mark around my neck i never allowed
29:46
myself to be weak around that man i
29:48
would never let him know how scared he
29:50
was
29:50
my dad's a [ __ ] i walked down to this
29:53
to my
29:54
seat i could hear a screaming he was
29:56
screaming
29:57
out of my headset jesus [ __ ] christ i
30:00
said shaking my head i'm muting myself
30:02
skeppy shut the [ __ ] up you sound like
30:04
such an idiot
30:05
you mean an idot
30:09
scaffy porn no no it's not it's not a
30:12
combi it can't be a comedy
30:13
they spelled verb wrong that's funny i
30:15
shook my head smiling my friends always
30:17
managed to cheer me up with the
30:18
stupidest [ __ ]
30:19
i opened minecraft back up still a bit
30:21
stressed but after messing around
30:23
what full stop
30:28
hey yo any of you guys streaming verb
30:30
asked zelk replied now skeppy ended
30:32
stream earlier
30:33
i requested you guys you guys down for a
30:35
few rounds of bed wars
30:38
it's a euphemism just in case you didn't
30:39
know that means sex
30:41
uh you want to have a would you want to
30:43
go for a full round of bed wars chad you
30:45
want to have a bed wall with me chat
30:48
you wanna have a one have a crafty round
30:51
of bed war
30:52
uh they all agreed we logged onto
30:55
hypixel a few rounds shortly turned into
30:57
hours of gaming
30:58
it was late into the night when we began
31:00
heading off night guys
31:01
wha skeppy giggled he's i swear to god
31:04
he's done this
31:05
uh we're all very sleep deprived night
31:08
uh i closed discord and flopped onto my
31:10
bed and passed out before i could even
31:12
bring the covers
31:12
still down bad after those looks
31:18
thank you for reading this wait what it
31:20
can't be over it can't be over check out
31:21
this
31:21
wait what is there an expat oh my god
31:24
there is okay what the [ __ ]
31:26
okay i don't think this is porn guys i
31:29
think this is just straight up just
31:32
an abuse story to cringe to death what
31:35
happened
31:36
my normal rose streams now i'm going to
31:39
get smashed by your cousin by the way
31:41
i dude i i just need to know okay wait
31:45
bye finn see you soon i guess i had to
31:46
leave at some point i
31:47
went and played football with the boys
31:49
with the dream smp members
31:51
i have to leave uh i began running into
31:54
the park gate i heard a sweet voice finn
31:56
i turned around crystal was right behind
31:57
me who the [ __ ] is crystal i'll be here
31:59
on monday if you want to come hang out
32:00
with me
32:01
crystal slowly flushed red as she said
32:04
this along with me that sounds great
32:06
i'll see you
32:07
are you two dating tommy yelled
32:08
obnoxiously
32:11
[ __ ] off [ __ ] boy
32:14
wow attack raid 5 by ears so many amused
32:19
what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
32:24
i like this story now this is solid this
32:26
is a solid story
32:28
uh okay [ __ ] hell
32:32
there's another part dude i just like
32:34
the fact that i called
32:36
tommy in a [ __ ] boy in this in this
32:38
story
32:39
okay this is now crit true love
32:41
crystal's pov
32:43
so this is now whoever the [ __ ] crystal
32:45
is i completely skipped over a bunch of
32:46
stuff
32:48
okay we're meeting now my name's finn he
32:49
introduced myself i'm crystal
32:51
i pondered i'm now crystal i pondered
32:53
what to do uh
32:54
to keep this going keep this going
32:56
awkward
32:57
can you play i played in school but i'm
32:59
not that good he's s
33:01
stuttered you don't have to be good
33:03
we're just playing for fun i pointed at
33:05
my friends
33:06
uh i grabbed his hand and dragged him
33:08
into the small group of people i was so
33:09
distracted talk it's been that i
33:10
stopped paying attention it's getting
33:11
weirder as it goes on um
33:14
okay something flustered i say it again
33:17
finn replied obviously flustered with my
33:19
request that sounds great i'll see you
33:22
are you two dating [ __ ] off
33:25
[ __ ] boy yelled running away
33:31
[ __ ] [ __ ] off [ __ ] boy
33:38
the [ __ ] story is this okay
33:41
right
33:45
what the [ __ ] okay i like this this is
33:48
solid
33:50
uh what the [ __ ]
33:53
a small frown creased wilbur's lips
33:57
how do you crease it how do you frown on
33:59
your lip okay anyway that's a weird
34:00
detail
34:02
um okay bunch of random people i've
34:05
called tommy in it a [ __ ] boy
34:06
literally twice in a minute i think
34:10
i love you you made my day okay
34:16
dude what the [ __ ] is going on
34:19
there's another chapter finn's pov moxie
34:23
oh okay moxie the the first night
34:25
[ __ ] hell it's chapter four what the
34:27
[ __ ] is going on with those comments
34:32
uh cop this is
34:36
okay apparently sapnap's in this one i
34:40
don't know what the [ __ ] is going on
34:46
okay hold on how many chapters is this i
34:48
just want to know
34:51
luckily just realized true lack of fins
34:53
to fan fiction if you search finster my
34:55
book is the second thing that pops up
34:56
yeah there's only like 10 and you also
34:58
you spell my name wrong that might be
34:59
the reason
35:00
um [ __ ]
35:03
how many [ __ ] pages is this please
35:06
i'm not gonna be reading
35:07
oh my god this is the last one
35:11
okay wait let me just i'm just gonna
35:12
skip to the very end
35:14
let's see
35:18
are you winning [ __ ] boy yes okay
35:23
uh what is going on dude
35:27
okay [ __ ] it i'm gonna start from here i
35:29
slowly got off the couch careful not to
35:31
wake moxie
35:32
she must have fallen asleep at some
35:33
point i moved my blanket over to her and
35:35
walked back upstairs
35:37
damn she really is spending her first
35:38
night on my couch i shook my head
35:41
god she is ridiculous sometimes [ __ ]
35:43
hate this [ __ ] my made up cousins it
35:45
seems like a [ __ ]
35:46
i placed my hand on the door handle and
35:48
stopped myself i looked over at the door
35:50
behind me it wouldn't hurt if i just i
35:53
mumbled to myself
35:54
i stepped into a room switching on the
35:56
light was i supposed to [ __ ] scare
35:58
her she was
35:59
she settled in rooms suited a whale pop
36:01
band post on the wall i'm
36:03
lost i probably should have read the
36:04
last four chapters
36:06
uh all our outfits are already hung up i
36:08
unhooked a long deep red dress that i
36:10
kind of like the look of one second
36:15
literally okay
36:18
right i have a prop chat bear with me i
36:21
have props now
36:24
okay
36:26
right it had long red gloves and a pair
36:29
of red high heels below i do have heels
36:31
don't have gloves
36:32
i carefully slipped on the outfit i'm
36:34
not gonna thanking the
36:36
thanking the fact that i was such an
36:37
average weak
36:40
skinny teen that could fit into her size
36:45
[ __ ] you dude [ __ ] you this is just
36:48
insult this is just insulting me
36:50
stop saying true chat you little piece
36:53
of [ __ ]
36:54
[ __ ] boy [ __ ] you okay
36:57
i pulled the gloves on and shoes robbed
36:59
off the bed wobbled off to bed i quickly
37:01
fell over my own feet onto the floor
37:02
jeez heels are actually hard to walk in
37:04
no they're not i'm a
37:05
goddamn master i pulled myself up and
37:07
looked at the full body-sized mirror i
37:08
could swear my heart
37:10
stopped for a few seconds i couldn't
37:12
think straight i just stared as if the
37:14
world stopped and
37:15
felt right finn
37:19
my eyes popped and i spun around see
37:20
moxie stud in the doorway
37:22
crashed to the floor because of my
37:24
inexperience i crashed the floor
37:26
because again because i apparently suck
37:28
in walking in heels
37:30
oh my god are you look i can explain
37:33
moxie shows me
37:37
no it's all right plus you pull it off
37:39
better than i do i
37:41
thanks moxie uh it's
37:44
it's cool i just want to know one thing
37:46
what is it
37:47
what is your name it's
37:52
it is rose and that's the [ __ ] end
37:57
and then the comments yeah four days ago
38:00
what the [ __ ] is going on
38:02
that was less smut than i thought it was
38:04
actually you know these are fairly pg
38:07
anything involving minecraft youtubers
38:09
very pg
38:10
it's probably for the best okay
38:14
i know some [ __ ] with verb in it is not
38:16
gonna be pg i just [ __ ]
38:18
know it uh there's one called my love
38:22
and it's finster x spyfy someone should
38:25
animate these
38:26
i disagree
38:32
okay hold on hold on this was a trip i i
38:35
just need to
38:36
show you this this was a bit of a trip
38:38
for a second okay
38:41
there's this one is called my love thin
38:43
strike spiffy
38:46
family is homophobic
38:49
but they find out spiffy is dating
38:51
someone and he has to invite them to the
38:53
dinner
38:54
because the fam wants to meet them but
38:56
spyfy was dating a boy
38:58
but not any boy nice memories
39:02
me he's dating me um
39:06
so that's option one that's that's
39:09
option one
39:10
better than i thought it would be yeah
39:12
okay
39:13
um so
39:17
this has the tags uh gay love
39:21
gay uh gay love story homophobic
39:25
so it's a homophobic gay love story
39:27
between two minecraft youtubers
39:29
and apparently skeppy okay solid that's
39:32
what we're in for with option one
39:34
uh let's see what else we've got on the
39:36
document
39:37
um so let me see what the [ __ ]
39:39
there's like three
39:41
about me and spyfu okay
39:44
there's one that's called there's a
39:46
couple with verb in it
39:49
there's one that's just very
39:52
let's see okay this one
39:56
looks shorter should we try this one
39:58
should we try this one
40:00
lovely three okay let's try this one
40:04
let's try this one this one looks a
40:05
little bit shorter okay
40:07
this one is about me and me and just
40:09
verb apparently
40:11
okay homophobic gay love oxymoron
40:14
homophobic
40:15
gay love exists too does it
40:18
tuck what the [ __ ] no no one said tuck
40:20
no one said tuck no one no one donated
40:22
69
40:23
no nothing happened thank you by the way
40:25
for the [ __ ] hawk still thanks for
40:26
the 10 month sub
40:27
and gemma thanks for the [ __ ] 11
40:29
month sub
40:30
amazing people and goddamn julian thanks
40:33
for the eight
40:34
months up i really should be reading
40:35
these [ __ ] hell
40:39
thank you guys all right tuck [ __ ] boy
40:41
[ __ ] you
40:42
okay should we read this okay so this is
40:46
option
40:46
so spyfy gay gay homophobic love
40:50
with oh my god one two three four five
40:54
six seven eight nine ten chapters
40:57
or this one
41:01
so pick your poison
41:04
i'm i'm really aiming for this one
41:09
i'm really aiming for this one okay
41:12
right
41:16
number one the [ __ ] ten you're insane
41:19
you're literally all insane
41:22
uh okay let me see what this is
41:25
i don't think this will be anything bad
41:30
i don't think this would be anything bad
41:33
i don't think this would be anything bad
41:34
i think this would be fine
41:36
speaking but we still need the shower p
41:38
story
41:43
no
41:43
[Laughter]
41:46
okay this can't be that bad right this
41:49
can't be
41:50
it's about [ __ ] [ __ ] let's read it
41:52
it's short
41:53
just go get him verb skeppy or zach
41:55
whined him patiently
41:57
four youtubers were standing in a circle
41:58
on the sidewalk arguing about who should
42:00
go and receive the fifth edition
42:02
finn who had gone back to the hotel room
42:04
to forget to get something he'd
42:06
forgotten
42:06
and still wasn't back why me i
42:09
complained oh this is verbs pov
42:11
although i didn't really mind we've been
42:13
waiting for 15 minutes and he still
42:15
hasn't retrieved his lady uh i mean man
42:17
purse
42:18
zelk monster i don't carry a purse zelk
42:20
you [ __ ]
42:22
zelt mark sarcastically adding in an eye
42:24
roll for effect
42:26
fine i said drawing out the let fine
42:30
drawing out the letter e at the end i
42:32
don't know what the [ __ ] that was i
42:33
turned
42:34
uh face facing the regal doors of the
42:37
hotel march back inside i shuffled
42:39
through the
42:40
small clusters of families my way to the
42:42
elevator eighth floor eighth floor
42:44
my brain muttered i subconsciously
42:46
pressed the big eight on the number
42:47
panel
42:48
i looked down staring into space i
42:50
listened to my foot
42:52
aggressively tap the floor of the
42:53
elevator
42:55
chant you can do this one chat you can
42:57
do this word but you're good at this
42:58
word you're good at that word
42:59
you know that word
43:03
there it is uh the the door's open and i
43:06
basically said bing the doors open
43:07
basically
43:08
smacking right into finn we both toppled
43:11
over oh [ __ ] chat
43:13
chat chat me forward him backward
43:16
right onto the floor i braced for the
43:19
impact but it didn't really help the
43:20
wind was knocked out of me anyway do
43:21
this
43:22
but it's so tempting let's tuck
43:32
minox minus minox
43:37
you didn't need to you didn't you
43:40
shouldn't have
43:41
you shouldn't have and didn't need to
43:43
all of those
43:45
gotta do it now [ __ ] boy can we fins
43:47
the bottom can we stop uh
43:49
that at all can i pay for untucked yes
43:52
you can it's 69.69
43:54
but you know you've got uh you gotta do
43:57
it quick is that a wig no it's my real
43:58
hair
43:59
[ __ ] you all right boys
44:03
this is so [ __ ] uncomfortable though
44:06
like it's [ __ ]
44:07
it's it's not necessarily the fact that
44:09
i was talking i was i
44:10
i was planning on talking if i needed to
44:13
get up
44:14
but not just all the time the only
44:17
annoying thing is [ __ ] that i'm
44:19
constantly getting in and out of it finn
44:22
making money from people bail him out of
44:24
talking
44:24
exactly that's my strategy is to make
44:27
people feel bad that i'm talking
44:30
there we go i'm it's it's there i can't
44:33
i can no longer cross my legs
44:35
all right that's a swap head okay
44:40
time stop for a second sorry i got
44:43
really okay
44:44
time to stop for a second as i regain my
44:46
breath and then open my eyes
44:47
seeing finn's face inches away from mine
44:50
our eyes
44:51
staring i wheezed out awkwardly
44:55
knowing my face was probably bright red
44:57
but i mean at least his was too
44:59
it's the blush four months baby looking
45:02
cute
45:10
thanks for what's up but i'm currently
45:13
cheating on you with verb i'm very sorry
45:15
um
45:17
i put uh no okay right i put my hands
45:19
face down on the ground and pushed off
45:21
my push myself off and away from finn i
45:24
ended up sitting lean backwards finn sat
45:26
up too and looked at me his face still
45:27
red
45:28
i uh i got my bag he held up a small bag
45:30
that looked an awful lot like a purse
45:33
i hate this story
45:46
all right
45:49
all right give me a minute then oh my
45:52
god you're insane
45:55
ah thank you amoya they're free
45:58
breathing once again thank you boy that
46:00
was very nice of you
46:03
okay we're free from for free i'm no
46:05
longer tough this is good this is all
46:06
right thank you for the twitch prime
46:09
thanks for get okay so chris wright you
46:13
do have a man
46:14
purse i laughed fin grin chuckling as
46:16
well we both stood up glancing at each
46:17
other awkwardly i pressed the button to
46:19
go down the doors almost immediately
46:21
what those almost immediately must have
46:24
been the same what must be we both
46:27
loaded in and i felt
46:28
nervous as the doors sealed shut why had
46:30
no one else been around at the time
46:32
i stared at the screen panel at the top
46:34
of the door
46:35
reading the floor numbers go by but we
46:38
seem to be
46:39
letting to be going slower and slower
46:41
how have you been
46:43
time inching by my mind couldn't help
46:45
but think
46:46
why didn't i kiss him i shook my head
46:49
slightly
46:50
trying to clear the thought but it
46:51
lingered there persistently it's the
46:52
story of how f1 nn castrated himself
46:57
it's an interesting what pad read uh but
47:00
it lingered there persistently as if it
47:01
taunted me for an answer
47:03
because i'm scared i realized scared he
47:05
won't feel the same way
47:08
rose why do you keep touching your lady
47:10
bits this is twitch
47:12
not chatterbait stop trying to get
47:14
around t.o.s
47:16
they're cracking down on ethos now it's
47:18
fine if you think the story is exciting
47:20
but at least wait until after the stream
47:23
okay that's awfully rude i'm actually
47:25
just playing with my knife
47:27
are you feeling better rose
47:30
by stoner [ __ ] you edgar i'm i'm doing a
47:33
lot better actually chronovirus has kind
47:35
of passed me by
47:36
okay [ __ ] i just want to get to the end
47:39
of this man i want to see how this
47:41
goes out it's oh god okay all right it's
47:44
been years since i met finn i'd known
47:45
him
47:46
i'd known that we've become friends at
47:48
the very start
47:49
but but the one to be more than friends
47:52
it had taken me too long to realize now
47:55
glancing down on his face over and over
47:57
the urge to tell him became stronger
47:59
strong stronger than ever before
48:01
stronger than any 12-hour call stronger
48:03
than any meet-up before
48:04
finn i said it loud looking at him yeah
48:07
verb his sweet british accent he
48:09
verbs also british rung in my ear
48:11
seemingly different from any other
48:12
accent like this
48:14
i stepped towards him and his eyebrows
48:16
furrowed but i didn't stop
48:18
my face was inches away from his and i
48:20
wish but i'm sorry about this
48:23
and then i kissed him he didn't pull
48:24
away for the whole rest of the ride down
48:35
nice when do we [ __ ] uh
48:38
the hell yeah that was that was good
48:41
nice solid i i i got the kiss baby i got
48:45
the kiss
48:46
there's not a single one of any of us of
48:49
me [ __ ] though
48:50
i ain't getting no dick no puss i can
48:53
get nothing
48:54
as [ __ ] as this and i can't wait to
48:56
celebrate many more
48:58
holy [ __ ] jack mckenzie [ __ ] thank
49:00
you for the fifth
49:01
god 15 months it's been a while hasn't
49:04
it
49:05
it's been a real while you're matthew as
49:06
well [ __ ]
49:08
next part [ __ ] boy the next part was
49:10
someone else it's dream and george not
49:12
found
49:13
and i don't want to read that one i only
49:15
like it if it's about me
49:17
uh it gets to like stroke my ego a bit
49:19
you know what i mean
49:20
so i'm good finn confirmed horndog i'm
49:23
just annoyed that in none of these i get
49:25
any any any dick and balls no puss
49:28
dude i'm just a virgin in all of these
49:31
this is so annoying
49:32
why am i always the bottom in these
49:34
stories anyway
49:36
uh you should look on ao3
49:40
not gonna lie you should be on ao3 read
49:42
fanfix from ao3 a03 dude try a03
49:46
really nice place
49:51
what the [ __ ] is this
49:55
why does this look like a [ __ ] like
49:57
book website
49:58
is it archive of our own
50:02
is that it is this it is this [ __ ] it is
50:04
this it are we on the right thing
50:07
i think so fan fiction how do i search
50:09
okay
50:10
finster
50:14
okay yeah why are you worried about it
50:17
oh [ __ ]
50:18
okay should i not be
50:21
should i show this should i not i don't
50:23
know it doesn't seem to be
50:25
like bad
50:28
there's symbols though okay there are
50:31
symbols on the thing
50:32
which i feel like have to mean something
50:37
work in progress choose not to archive
50:40
warnings
50:41
uh this one's what the [ __ ]
50:46
okay i'm apparently tagged in
50:50
all of these a lot of them are about mcc
50:53
be careful tag dude what am i doing i
50:56
should i not be on this
50:57
i want to i want to be on it what the
50:59
[ __ ] is it
51:06
uh
51:08
archive warnings i'm so good graphic
51:11
depictions of violence
51:20
[ __ ]
51:23
what is this place moaning
51:29
moaning okay the i uh chat
51:32
chat chat
51:37
this one's got the tag of toes
51:42
dude holy [ __ ]
51:46
[ __ ] the pages my mouse is turned off
51:49
you broke my [ __ ] mouse nine pages
51:56
nine
52:00
are you insane are you insane
52:07
why is there so much fun the most down
52:09
bad place on the internet
52:11
uh i can see why is there so much
52:13
violence
52:16
why the [ __ ] is there so much violence
52:18
when i'm in stories
52:30
i'm not gonna read it i i'm not gonna
52:33
read that out
52:34
but what the [ __ ] is this website man
52:37
where did you direct me
52:39
where'd you direct me what is this what
52:41
the [ __ ]
52:42
is this why is there so much violence
52:46
don't get me wrong i am like rubber
52:48
necking i am roped
52:49
into this [ __ ] i just want to know how
52:52
deep the rabbit hole goes
53:01
what the [ __ ] hold on
53:05
what the [ __ ]
53:10
why is this one tagged as underage that
53:12
i do oh what the [ __ ] is this
53:14
website where the f am i am i on a i
53:16
think you found your pandora's box
53:18
i think i found myself on a watch list
53:21
what the [ __ ] is this
53:23
what is this site leave i'm leaving
53:26
bible i need a www.bible.com is what i
53:30
need
53:31
what the [ __ ] is this i just want to
53:34
find a regular story
53:36
i just want to find a regular story
53:38
where
53:39
finn where my character gets to [ __ ]
53:41
okay that's it that's all i want
53:43
consensually with an over 18
53:47
fictional character that is all i want
53:49
is that so hard
53:51
and no graphic depictions of violence
53:55
ever i'm not even kidding every single
53:58
[ __ ] one of these
53:59
graphic depictions of violence okay a
54:02
lot of these are no warning
54:03
[ __ ] death mate [ __ ]
54:07
some of these just oh dude i'd
54:13
so it has a filter system this is what
54:16
filtered is
54:20
dude holy [ __ ]
54:25
wait can i search by like most recent
54:31
[ __ ]
54:37
dude this is [ __ ] weird man
54:44
i just have to read it it's so [ __ ]
54:50
weird
54:53
dude i'm just sorry i'm in a rabbit hole
54:56
now should i
54:56
should i not read this i have po boxes
54:59
to open
55:00
i have that i have that you want to open
55:03
p.o boxes instead
55:13
i'm so invested in whatever the [ __ ]
55:15
this website is
55:25
let me read you out the [ __ ] let me
55:27
read you out exactly what i read okay
55:29
doesn't matter about the title graphic
55:32
depictions of violence major character
55:34
death let's read the synopsis zack has
55:37
always been the
55:38
quiet kid in school
55:41
oh no what have you made zack doing this
55:46
story
55:48
the author of oh god
55:51
i don't like that why am i in this i do
55:55
pl did i live i wanted to live there are
55:58
16
55:58
chapters 18 000 words that's a
56:02
[ __ ] novel oh my god
56:06
that's a [ __ ] no 18 000 words
56:13
eight thousand words eleven thousand
56:15
words three thousand
56:17
what the [ __ ]
56:36
how many [ __ ] words are in lord of
56:37
the rings how many words are in
56:39
a average book how many
56:45
in lord of the rings there's got to be
56:48
like
56:49
dude dude dude it's a legitimately
56:52
legitimately a [ __ ] lord of the rings
56:55
novel
56:56
i'm not even kidding
57:00
i'm not even [ __ ] kidding he wrote in
57:01
lord of the rings novel
57:03
as a fan fiction return to base return
57:06
to base
57:10
good
57:13
is it not interesting though is it not
57:16
like the most interesting thing that
57:17
someone's wrote a thousand words it
57:19
seemed
57:19
by the way that one seemed like more
57:21
normal in terms of its description
57:25
like he like look look at that look at
57:26
that look at that they've even wrote
57:28
this is a fanfic i do not ship
57:29
people in the story it will take the
57:30
story down if anyone expresses that they
57:32
don't feel comfortable with it being
57:33
written
57:34
a hundred thousand words and they've
57:36
kept it like you know [ __ ]
57:38
normal that's insane that's insane
57:42
it's a little bit boring i wanted to
57:43
read some smart but like come on dude
57:45
10 months
57:48
the [ __ ] dude i mean [ __ ] okay
57:55
this is so odd
57:59
wait oh what the [ __ ] wait i'm a very
58:02
i'm a
58:02
main character in this one apparently
58:04
look at this one
58:05
five tommy five times tommy spoke to
58:07
finn about his problems and one time
58:09
clementine did it all on
58:10
interesting seven thousand words maybe
58:12
i'll uh [ __ ] read it later
58:14
maybe i'll get it printed in a novel
58:16
anyway sorry edit your search though
58:18
no this is so much funnier wait tag smut
58:23
okay edit your search
58:26
uh
58:29
work tags dude what the [ __ ] is
58:33
why can you tag that what the [ __ ]
58:37
i hate all of this i hate so much of
58:39
this tag search
58:48
you know no i can't do this i can't do
58:50
this i'm not gonna search that that is
58:51
[ __ ] insane
58:52
anyway tag search the best dude i don't
58:55
like how confident you are with this
58:57
uh this is
59:01
you're a guy yeah you didn't spell your
59:04
correctly idiot
59:05
it's you are a guy dumbass not you're
59:09
why oh you aren't idiot not that
59:12
dummy dummy old idiot anyway
59:15
um i think we have bought mission i
59:18
think we do some po boxes do
59:20
do you think i think we do some maybe po
59:22
boxes and we come back to this later
59:24
i think that we maybe do that i think
59:26
that we do that i think
59:28
do you as do you agree i feel like we do
59:30
some po boxes i think maybe
59:32
i think i think we should i think we
59:33
should maybe
59:37
some people want to use it to improve
59:38
their writing skills dude please
59:40
please just i don't mind if you write
59:43
about me
59:46
alice in wonderland but in a much
59:48
hornier way
59:49
i guess that's the egg experience i
59:51
ain't gonna read a hundred thousand
59:53
words
59:54
i ain't gonna read a hundred thousand
59:56
what [ __ ] boy what the [ __ ]
59:59
[ __ ] boy doesn't want to read smut no
60:02
i personally do want to read smut tommy
60:04
in it is the [ __ ] boy he probably
60:06
doesn't
60:06
i called tommy a [ __ ] boy twice i don't
60:09
know why apparently that author didn't
60:11
like
60:12
me and tommy in it being friends i've
60:14
never once called tommy in a [ __ ] boy
60:17
but i may chat you're forgetting he's a
60:19
himbo and can't read
60:22
emmanuel shut the [ __ ]
60:26
shut the up shut shut
60:29
shut up shut the up imagine being able
60:31
to pull and pull
60:32
what okay boys it's time for po boxes
60:36
all right so let's do this one let's do
60:38
that one first
60:39
it's reasonably dense um oh my god
60:44
okay it's reasonably dense but it's more
60:46
than likely clothing
60:49
holy [ __ ] that worked holy [ __ ]
60:53
oh it's a lot of clothing okay or
60:55
something
60:56
it's a bit like it's not quite as soft
60:59
as clothing
61:04
i don't know why i thought this was a
61:05
good idea nation i don't know why
61:08
[ __ ] is this what the [ __ ] is this
61:13
this is hard it's not tof hard though
61:16
you know what i mean
61:17
i mean it could be what the
61:20
oh it's one of the it's one of these
61:25
the [ __ ] hats that don't work
61:28
properly
61:30
it's really it's real soft but like
61:34
does this even remotely look good on me
61:36
at all i feel like a [ __ ]
61:42
all right i look awful but you know what
61:45
[ __ ] it it carries on
61:47
what on earth is this it's just slowly
61:53
okay right that's that's probably not
61:55
going to be effective
61:57
golf lady oh indeed what is this one
62:01
oh it's another hat okay this would suit
62:04
the summer
62:06
i think it's like a sun hat
62:09
right i'm not gonna well i'm not gonna
62:11
[ __ ] return it
62:16
well would you look at that i could be
62:18
out in working a hard day
62:20
[ __ ] farming carrots and [ __ ] dude
62:23
like [ __ ]
62:24
i could totally be like a ranch worker
62:27
with this this is sick
62:28
okay cool blasting in the sun and [ __ ]
62:31
i'm a pale boy
62:32
i get i get scared easily i mean not
62:34
scared [ __ ] sunburn easily
62:37
this works [ __ ] yeah okay i'm keeping
62:40
this on until a better one arrives
62:42
oh there's a message it's from archangel
62:44
i was gonna buy you a pink one but i
62:46
thought i'd give you a break and choose
62:47
a different color
62:48
okay there's a few different gifts i
62:51
thought this might
62:52
be a change from your usual caps and you
62:54
said you needed a sun hat
62:56
that's this my enjoy enjoy your gift
62:58
okay [ __ ] it now i just get to decide
63:00
i get to figure out which gift meant
63:02
what this is probably the sun hat one
63:04
i'm assuming oh okay
63:07
and then this one is just the main thing
63:11
you're not manly enough for hard work
63:14
wrong
63:15
definitely wrong i'm a hard-working guy
63:20
chat is it a [ __ ] oh my god wait it
63:22
feels comfy chat it feels soft
63:26
chat i think we got a [ __ ] hoodie
63:29
chat
63:30
chat i think we got a hoodie chad i
63:32
think we got a [ __ ] hoodie chat
63:34
it's not it is this no it's not even a
63:36
crop top either
63:38
[ __ ] yeah i have a hoodie now is that
63:40
guy clothes
63:46
it doesn't say it doesn't say it just it
63:50
says
63:50
l which mean which stands for
63:55
the women it's it's it's yeah it's
63:58
french
63:59
you don't know john knows it's women's
64:04
it's definitely from archangel hoodie's
64:07
a unisex i agree
64:09
stop saying box it's not for the box
64:12
it's not for the box did i ever mention
64:13
that i haven't slept yet
64:15
l is for lesbians
64:18
yeah l is for
64:30
lady l is for lady yeah that's what it
64:32
is it's that's what it is
64:34
ladies it says ladies l for ladies
64:38
also finn could you tell us where you
64:39
got that red polo in the most recent
64:41
youtube video
64:43
been going into the box oh [ __ ] no not
64:47
that [ __ ]
64:48
that's not a that's not a box dude that
64:50
box has a goddamn padlock on you know
64:52
what i watched the other day
64:54
i watched a video on how to crack a
64:56
padlock
64:57
and i kinda want to okay chat
65:00
if i can if i can lockpick the lock
65:04
on the box i feel like
65:09
i deserve to get it i deserve to go in
65:12
it
65:14
if i watch a lock-picking lawyer
65:16
tutorial
65:17
on how to crack a padlock
65:22
i feel like that is deserved like i
65:25
should be able to get some
65:26
some nice guy clothes you know what i
65:34
mean
65:36
not many of you are saying yes
65:40
but there are a couple of you so
65:44
[Music]
65:45
i'll i'll take those one out of 1000
65:47
between the excess swearing and the
65:49
endless
65:50
bro and dude you sound like a
65:51
combination of minks and an
65:53
american surfer hey bro
65:58
listen dude [ __ ] you
66:01
okay you're not that guy bro you know
66:02
that guy all right
66:06
i'll give you a vote on this do i keep
66:10
it
66:10
or no i'll give you a vote on this chat
66:13
chat i need a poll mods i need you mods
66:16
i need you to either do a keep on
66:18
box poll okay blue i see you out there
66:21
banning people and [ __ ]
66:22
mutant people i need a poll either
66:26
stuff john any of you i need a poll here
66:29
what do i do i want you to launch a poll
66:32
for this
66:34
while i grab a different box bloody lock
66:36
off the box
66:37
you've scanned i've got a spare lock
66:39
even
66:40
i broke it off and then i put it back on
66:42
again i actually bought a new box so
66:44
it'd be more secure but i haven't
66:45
assembled
66:46
the new box yet the new box is literally
66:48
still downstairs
66:49
uh but it's also got more room in it
66:55
cut it and make it a crop top you're
66:57
insane if you think i'm gonna go through
66:58
that much work
67:02
you think i'm gonna re-sow this
67:05
no definitely not
67:08
reduce the goal 5k then yes but mainly
67:11
people are saying keep
67:13
sixty percent for keep so i don't know
67:16
chat
67:17
i'm thinking i'm putting on the keep
67:18
pile instead of the box pile
67:21
i i believe i've won some points with
67:23
chat recently
67:26
what is the hoodie i was not watching
67:28
sorry nothing stuff
67:30
you saw absolutely nothing anyway i have
67:33
more boxes to open chat
67:35
the hoodie was sold as a women's
67:39
that's the guy that's the guy that
67:41
bought it that's the guy that bought it
67:42
it was a woman's hoodie
67:46
women's hoodie
67:47
[Music]
67:50
box oh no this one's from chloe
67:57
quick someone donate 31 and 32 cents for
68:00
nut box
68:01
please someone please you know how this
68:03
works
68:04
you got to do it you got to do it chat i
68:06
need someone to [ __ ]
68:08
number one give me money and also number
68:09
two swayamoya's vote
68:11
uh i would gladly take money for keeping
68:14
this item
68:16
this seems like a contentious debate i'm
68:18
gonna keep it around just in case
68:19
there's different ones
68:22
i vote to keep until archangel says it's
68:25
a men one if it's women hoodie it's keep
68:27
it apparently is a women's hoodie it was
68:29
sold as a woman's hoodie they did say
68:32
so i'm not sure it doesn't look
68:40
i survived covered 19 and all i got was
68:43
this lousy t-shirt
68:45
ah guys who did this
68:49
that's so nice of you i love the fact
68:51
that cover 19 is in comic sense
68:54
man that's a solid keeper
68:58
keep but reduce goal [ __ ] you
69:02
oh you know what fine i'll reduce the
69:04
sub goal
69:13
box
69:17
you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you little piece of
69:20
[ __ ] you little [ __ ] you little
69:21
piece of [ __ ] you know i hate you
69:23
i hate you a little piece of [ __ ] you
69:25
little dumbass little
69:26
i love you hell yeah keep the hoodie
69:30
[ __ ]
69:30
chat what a good donut 50 [ __ ] yeah dude
69:35
hell yeah we're in that we're in the
69:36
clear we're in the clear that's an
69:38
outbid
69:38
dude that's an out bitter
69:46
okay oh damn
69:50
thank you for the five gifted subs hell
69:52
yeah you know what i'm fine i will
69:53
reduce
69:53
i will reduce the goal i will reduce the
69:56
sub goal
69:57
to to that there you go chad well done
70:00
hold on
70:01
there it is it's been reduced i should
70:04
keep it now i think
70:05
i'm keeping that though that's a funny
70:07
one
70:11
all right finn's chat civil war
70:14
constantly my guy absolutely constantly
70:20
no [ __ ] way
70:23
oh my god someone sent me another bull
70:25
whip
70:26
oh my [ __ ] god i broke a bullwhip
70:29
recently
70:30
did they find out dude i'm actually good
70:32
with these now
70:33
do you want to see some [ __ ] do you want
70:34
to see me crack a whip chad do you want
70:36
to see me genuinely crack a whip
70:38
i actually know how i think i haven't
70:40
done it in like a while
70:41
chat you want to see some [ __ ] [ __ ]
70:43
dude i want to see some [ __ ] dude
70:48
okay ready oh [ __ ] wait wait
70:51
oh [ __ ] wait
70:57
okay
71:00
i can't do it i want to go with more
71:02
force but i just can't
71:04
okay ready oh [ __ ] come on dude
71:08
okay it belongs in the box put it in the
71:10
box
71:12
there it is that was good that was solid
71:14
that was solid i hit it
71:16
that was good that was a solid one that
71:18
was a solid one i know i need to do it
71:20
harder but i just
71:21
i [ __ ] can't i can't help myself
71:24
okay i'm calling outside
71:28
[ __ ] yeah thank you that was cool you
71:30
swing like a girl
71:32
ha ha been so girly haha lame
71:35
please what a manly man for proof that
71:37
you were wearing boys clothes
71:40
into the box play this media chef and
71:41
proof that you're wearing boys clothes
71:43
okay listen i'm not gonna lie that i
71:45
have
71:46
worn boys clothes but they weren't my
71:48
voice
71:50
okay let's see the media show i listen
71:53
sometimes i may or may not wear some of
71:56
maurice's clothes when she leaves them
71:58
on the ground
71:59
is that that big of a deal i don't think
72:02
that's that big of a deal
72:03
i don't think it is i don't i don't
72:05
think it is because they're not mine
72:07
but they're borrowed marisa sometimes we
72:09
need to work on your aim
72:12
raises sometimes leaves closer i don't
72:13
see how that's such a bad thing
72:17
world's most rp spawner let's see this
72:22
is my video
72:24
if you open the box you will have to put
72:27
the tail on
72:28
you know which one i mean
72:31
uh no i need you to be very detailed and
72:34
describe it
72:35
okay let me turn on media chef
72:40
come on bro there it is
72:44
day four what day is it guys even more
72:46
bad things have happened but my good old
72:48
rona is starting to clear
72:50
up a little bit during my time grind
72:55
that is a shirt that i did buy
72:59
i did tell you about when i bought this
73:01
though in my defense
73:04
in my defense bring it up on the live
73:06
stream
73:07
that when i was going to my you know
73:08
drum boy i said i was going to the adult
73:10
party
73:11
i said i owned one shirt i bought one
73:13
shirt
73:14
that has a car on it and it's the only
73:16
shirt that i own that looks neat
73:18
and that's the one that is the same
73:21
shirt
73:25
it was unisex when i bought it
73:30
it wasn't women's it was unisex
73:38
i don't like it when you yell at me chat
73:39
i really don't like it when you yell at
73:44
me
73:49
recording a youtube video is not going
73:51
to a party dude it was
73:53
what are you the one but i s but did the
73:55
[ __ ]
73:56
it's [ __ ] god okay
74:12
it might be here let me see
74:15
it's either like one sec let me see i'll
74:18
try and find it
74:43
i just got dragged away from my game to
74:46
witness this scammer
74:47
box the red shirt
74:53
it is unisex it is unisex
74:58
it is unisex
75:10
nine months wow
75:16
[Music]
75:19
what keep the hoodie okay
75:23
listen
75:28
one week extra for goal week no no no
75:31
i'd rather i'd rather box them
75:33
[ __ ] no bring down girl month goal as
75:36
payment for scam
75:46
[Music]
75:48
you want me to break another lock off
75:50
that box
75:55
okay here's what i'm gonna do
75:57
temporarily
76:01
before i can crack the code of this
76:03
thing before i have to break it
76:04
i'm putting this in here on yourself if
76:07
you just did laundry you wouldn't have
76:08
had to wear boy clothes
76:10
no one to blame but yourself they're not
76:13
boy clothes technically
76:15
okay shall i put the hoodie in this
76:19
temporary box
76:21
okay i can put the hoodie in the
76:23
temporary box i know i have done wrong
76:26
i know i have done wrong
76:32
but
76:38
ah god damn it let's see
76:41
let me turn off this okay
76:44
now keep the hoodie no keep the hoodie
76:46
boxer dude what
76:50
where hoodie for five minutes then box
76:57
do you are so incredibly split down the
77:00
middle
77:01
what the [ __ ]
77:05
paul said keep the hoodie true
77:08
okay okay
77:12
listen because i know people are gonna
77:14
be mad still scamming chats oh
77:17
it's been a bumpy ride at times but
77:19
overall i've enjoyed it
77:21
i hope you have too punishment [ __ ] you
77:24
i i love the storyline between chat
77:28
donnos and f1 nn
77:30
10 10 anime lore building
77:36
okay listen buddy
77:40
pick a thing duck [ __ ] boy [ __ ] you
77:43
[ __ ] boys
77:46
keep hoodie but reduce gm five goal
77:55
ah okay
78:04
skirting next video [ __ ] no
78:07
i dude hell no i will wear shorts
78:10
forever
78:14
a man so that is a man's shirt
78:18
okay okay okay [ __ ]
78:23
yeah fine it's election it's you know
78:26
you pull the council i am sure we would
78:28
all agree that because of the scam
78:29
everything has to go into the box
78:31
what do you mean everything everything
78:34
what do you mean everything
78:35
i can't just walk around in my birthday
78:38
suit
78:39
boy
78:43
this is a donation that i've already
78:44
read this one
78:47
throw clothes away and wear nothing but
78:50
the box there we go
78:51
a finally a valid solution to our issue
78:54
a valid solution
78:58
no clothes okay
79:08
we will decide i'm gonna leave that
79:12
there
79:13
we can decide what to do about this
79:17
at a later date okay there may be more
79:20
things in there that may need to go in
79:22
the temporary box
79:24
where the bob that [ __ ] what do you
79:27
mean okay they are a little bit they
79:28
have came a little bit
79:30
we already decided they're still here
79:32
they are they are alive
79:34
they are alive and well more scams how
79:36
dare you
79:37
that's a scam i'm just saying like we'll
79:39
decide
79:40
in a minute when you guys work out your
79:42
thing
79:43
die for a week what a good idea
79:46
nope today no it's gonna be today i just
79:48
mean after i open up
79:50
some more boxes and you will forget
79:51
about it hello paypal
79:53
yes a femboy has scammed me out of 11
79:55
327
79:57
can i get a refund
80:00
what do you mean throw away everything
80:02
you never clarified
80:04
you said you said everything goes in the
80:06
box you never clarified what you meant
80:08
by that
80:09
mustache donate one bit and then clarify
80:12
whatever the [ __ ] you just meant
80:16
i to know
80:21
oh my god i really need to know
80:25
i need to know what you mean by
80:26
everything because everything
80:28
is quite [ __ ] subject to
80:31
interpretation
80:33
okay
80:40
at finster the hoodie in the red shirt
80:44
but then chad has also decided to want
80:45
to keep it
80:47
the hoodie
80:50
dude i don't know i i listen it's like
80:53
trying to choose a favorite child dude
80:55
i don't know what to say oh this one's
80:57
from john
80:59
summer time to go with the heels i sent
81:01
hope this goes all right
81:03
also i may not be uh modding or have
81:05
been modding for a while
81:07
uh i'm working on my health i'll be back
81:08
soon love to everyone from john
81:11
oh yeah oh god the hoodie has another
81:13
vote the hoodie has another vote
81:15
it's closer this time it's 60 40. keep
81:18
hoodie and yeet hoodie are
81:19
kind of tight
81:24
okay okay john
81:27
okay john you to chat dude what is
81:30
happening
81:31
is this [ __ ] brexit or what i really
81:33
don't know
81:35
okay john what is jon sent
81:39
oh this is a dress this is definitely a
81:41
dress holy [ __ ]
81:43
it's a holy [ __ ] that's a [ __ ]
81:46
holy [ __ ] dude to go with the sandal
81:50
heels
81:50
to go with these look
81:53
holy [ __ ] it does kind of match holy
81:56
[ __ ]
81:57
some address dude okay keep putti is 57.
82:07
think of something think of something
82:11
and i will do the thing instead
82:14
keep but i change my vote to box because
82:17
you lied to us
82:18
when do i lie when did i lie when did i
82:21
lie when did i lie when did i lie
82:24
keep the sun hat dude the summer hat's
82:26
there i'm putting it on the sun hat okay
82:28
there we go
82:29
there'll be no more hoodie poles chat
82:31
dude okay
82:37
i have an idea i'll give you guys a
82:38
challenge
82:42
shirt goes in the box 100 shirt goes in
82:44
the box half a year of lurking and not
82:47
talking is really paying off
82:48
i think shirt goes in the box right
82:53
that's happening the hoodie is
82:55
contentious
82:56
the hoodie i say
83:03
considering the majority of you voted to
83:05
keep the hoodie the hoodie stays
83:07
but either
83:10
gold month 5 goes down to 29
83:14
000 1 000 off the goal
83:18
or
83:21
i will [ __ ] what i'll wear that dress
83:25
for like this summer
83:28
the summer dress [ __ ] something
83:30
that's like one of those sorts of
83:32
challenges right
83:33
something like that one of those 5k
83:36
you think uh someone sending me a hoodie
83:39
is worth 5k
83:43
decide amongst yourselves 1k off
83:46
goal or doing a thing for like a week
83:49
doing like
83:50
a week of oh okay a week of like dresses
83:54
5k [ __ ] you i'm not taking 5k off what
83:57
the [ __ ]
83:58
hell
84:01
add no week to current girl month
84:21
wait but it goes in two week intervals
84:24
so it's either two weeks or nothing
84:26
that's the thing
84:38
i don't i don't like negotiating with
84:41
you oh [ __ ] it
84:42
i don't like negotiating with you people
84:43
at all
84:48
you can do a three week stretch no i
84:49
definitely cannot
84:54
find two weeks then
85:00
i'll add a week if it you know i'll add
85:02
a week to it okay
85:03
if i do something else wrong rose in the
85:05
past
85:08
rose today im not scamming anyone
85:11
believe me
85:15
it's like those clips where they show
85:16
like the [ __ ] bryce hall clip i never
85:18
claimed to be a fighter
85:20
and then it's that it's pretty much that
85:23
okay listen a week i'll add a week
85:27
to the goal month to the current girl
85:29
month okay i'll add a week
85:32
i'll add a week free
85:35
[ __ ] girl week okay and then you
85:40
forgive the red
85:41
shirt thing okay all right
85:44
[Music]
85:47
dude this has to be one of the worst
85:49
streams i've ever seen
85:51
not even as a joke jesus christ
85:55
shut up little dumb little dumb little
85:57
[ __ ] little idiot
85:58
little dumb idiot little dumb idiot
86:00
little [ __ ] little dumb idiot little
86:02
[ __ ]
86:02
little idiot little dumbass what is this
86:06
thing
86:07
tell me this isn't suspiciously shaped
86:09
and it's very
86:12
i don't know what it is
86:23
slightly bendable only this side is
86:25
bendable
86:26
like there's something here like this is
86:29
something
86:30
definitely something on that laundry
86:35
uh dude there's two baskets of laundry
86:38
next to the washer
86:39
that i just have neglected
86:43
oh you not be a good challenge can i
86:45
take back the add a week
86:47
here's what we do you want to play a
86:49
[ __ ] real
86:50
game here's what we do i say
86:54
right no no hear me out this might
86:56
actually be kind of fun
86:58
this is this is a gamble on your part
87:00
okay this
87:01
actually might be really [ __ ] funny
87:02
okay it's a gamble on your part
87:06
here's what we do forgive forgivable
87:08
debts hoodie stays
87:09
shirt goes in the box you forget about
87:11
it but
87:12
anything that i open right now
87:16
you know like i open stuff some throws
87:17
away some i like will wear later
87:19
right and some of them is is very weird
87:22
right i will like
87:27
right i note that when i'm not here finn
87:29
seems to bargain more than normal big
87:32
scammer you'll like this i feel like
87:33
you'll like this okay
87:36
instead of adding the week anything on a
87:38
box
87:39
you choose one thing from what it is
87:41
whatever i've unboxed that day whatever
87:43
inbox from here on out
87:45
and i use that thing whatever the [ __ ]
87:47
it is whether it be a weird tucking kit
87:49
whether it be just a nice dress but the
87:52
but the thing is
87:53
it could just end up being a skirt or it
87:55
could end up being something insane
87:58
but that's the gamble you take
88:01
it could end up like it's nothing it
88:03
could end up like
88:04
exactly what you think it is
88:07
but do you want to take the risk
88:10
everything forgiven
88:13
agree weak outfit bad fanfic continuous
88:16
negotiation i want you to think about
88:18
that for a second this one is not going
88:19
to count because it's probably summing
88:20
tos
88:21
um and also i already started unboxing
88:25
it
88:25
so it doesn't really count
88:29
okay
88:32
what the [ __ ]
88:36
holy [ __ ]
88:39
that ain't a dildo i mean it you
88:47
it's not a knife it's a [ __ ] like
88:51
i don't know what a [ __ ] what the
88:53
[ __ ] is that
88:54
dude that is solid metal it's like
88:56
forged as well like [ __ ]
88:58
the rock pattern with a gra oh that's
88:59
[ __ ] cool it's from matthew right
89:01
this is from matthew
89:03
oh my god you already broke the handle
89:06
no i didn't break the handle the
89:07
handle's fine
89:08
i was just moving the area around i
89:10
thought the thing was moving
89:11
let her open no this is a round tip this
89:13
is a [ __ ]
89:14
stabber dude this is a shank if i've
89:16
ever seen one metal dildo
89:18
oh yeah which end do you want more they
89:21
send on this one
89:22
um
89:26
read the note
89:31
i'm trying to get to the note this is so
89:33
incredibly tightly packaged
89:37
i can't actually tell if there's a note
89:38
in here
89:42
oh oh there's a bit of metal in here
89:43
there's another bit of metal
89:51
oh yo [ __ ] it's the same thing matthew x
89:55
rose
89:55
it says matthew x rose on it holy [ __ ]
89:58
look at this
90:00
it's sent by matthew if you just
90:01
couldn't quite guess
90:03
it was wrapped in a note okay i'll read
90:05
it one sec
90:07
[ __ ] camera come on dude come on bro
90:09
you can focus on my hand focus on my
90:10
hand
90:11
there it is look at that and it's like
90:14
this is the pattern on all of it and
90:15
i'll show you that i'll show you the
90:16
spiky boy
90:18
the [ __ ] spiky boys the same sort of
90:20
this is solid chunk of change dude
90:22
holy [ __ ] solid metal okay
90:33
i don't think that's a letter i think
90:35
this is a garbage bag
90:37
i i'm almost certain that's a garbage
90:39
bag and that's just a postage label
90:43
i got nothing i i got no letters in this
90:46
my guy
90:52
i got nothing there ain't there ain't
90:54
nothing i'm gonna keep it there just in
90:56
case i'm not gonna throw it away
90:58
but there is that by the way let me warn
91:01
you
91:02
i'm gonna give you after i open this i'm
91:04
gonna give you an opportunity to vote on
91:06
my uh
91:08
on my offer okay
91:13
was it a good offer i feel like that's a
91:14
fun game to play
91:17
but you know
91:22
wait wait wait wait wait there was no
91:25
note in it by the way
91:27
wait wait wait wait
91:30
wait wait wait wait
91:40
it's another [ __ ] hoodie it's another
91:42
[ __ ] hoodie
91:44
it's another [ __ ] hoodie it's really
91:46
big though it's another [ __ ] hoodie
91:50
it's another [ __ ] hottie
91:55
suck my dick and balls all right we'll
91:57
have to see what they vote on that
92:00
oh my god okay what does he do just add
92:02
a week use any item he gets
92:04
50 50 of the votes the just that a week
92:06
is slowly edging out of it at 53
92:09
use any item he gets is it 46 okay it's
92:12
dropped down 50 okay 47.
92:14
it's like 50 50 but 51 foot 49
92:19
use any item is slowly edged out dude
92:21
this is a gamble for you dude this is a
92:23
gamble for you dude
92:25
which one you know this is a gamble 53
92:27
item is winning
92:30
add a week to punishment mustache dude
92:33
it's it's not winning 56 percent of
92:35
voters use any item he gets
92:38
dude this could this could end up bad
92:40
for you chat 57
92:42
okay they've chosen the non-safe bet
92:46
they went against the safe bet and they
92:48
wanted to gamble that does make it
92:50
slightly more fun um
92:54
all right this one is pretty light it's
92:56
actually very light i picked it up with
92:57
my
92:58
thumb but it's a giant package
93:01
that's what she said it's very light but
93:03
it's a giant package
93:05
but you know good things come in large
93:06
boxes
93:09
you know the giant hoodie is from me
93:13
it's women show chat the item i sent it
93:16
in your twitter dms
93:17
[ __ ] yeah we'll do
93:22
[ __ ] yeah it's a goddamn bubble blower
93:25
[ __ ] yeah
93:25
dude im kind of worried about the
93:28
arsenal chat has been gifting to an
93:30
admitted knife obsessive
93:32
chat you may want to cool it in the
93:33
interest of public safety
93:35
no please don't i'm enjoying myself this
93:38
is cool as [ __ ]
93:40
that's a dildo this is not a dildo
93:47
that is it's not a dildo it's not it's a
93:49
bubble delta
93:50
that is not a dildo it's a bubble blower
93:52
and you know it
93:53
okay i worked so hard to negotiate an
93:56
extra week
93:57
why are you like this funny this one is
94:00
sent by an actual person so i'm gonna
94:02
try and like disguise it a bit
94:04
uh i'm assuming it's going to have like
94:08
you know i don't want to read any names
94:10
i'm assuming it's going to have like a
94:11
note for an ign on the inside
94:14
or something it's very badly wrapped i'm
94:17
real sorry this is not
94:19
expertly done okay
94:25
what in the [ __ ] is this
94:28
okay hold on one minute
94:32
there's an aroma coming from this
94:41
okay it's a
94:48
that is why is that solid it's like a
94:50
this has a steel cage in it
94:52
like it's metal on the inside a little
94:54
bit and then there's this
95:08
hold on what did you just say not with
95:10
that attitude it isn't also the metal
95:12
rhinosphere
95:12
god damn it okay
95:15
what is this a dread i mean it's
95:18
probably a dress
95:21
it's got a hair on it oh my god wait
95:27
oh my [ __ ] god
95:31
it's a [ __ ] prom dress and that i
95:34
think is like a giant like
95:36
[ __ ] underskirt that that thing
95:38
that's metal so it actually likes
95:40
like hoot like a dress with hoops
95:44
it's got a corset in the back ish
95:47
like it's not very you know it's like
95:49
the wedding dress
95:51
it's to poof the bottom dude no
95:55
i made a bad day to use that [ __ ]
95:57
this gambling dude
96:01
oh [ __ ] i may have lost this pole dude
96:04
i may have lost the pole dude okay i may
96:08
have lost the pole dude
96:10
i'm gonna leave it over here so far i
96:12
may have lost the pole dude
96:14
[ __ ] oh my god
96:18
okay right right
96:23
[ __ ] all right give me a minute uh
96:25
there's the next one
96:27
which is significantly smaller and
96:29
thinner so it can't
96:30
it cannot be tos it cannot be something
96:32
bad
96:34
okay that side just didn't [ __ ] work
96:36
nice gamble trap shut up
96:38
you're stupid i hate you two months [ __ ]
96:45
what
96:49
[Music]
96:50
what is this you didn't wait for me wtf
96:56
what is this what is this
97:00
i don't even know what this is a
97:02
flexible larger version of the original
97:04
she-we what the [ __ ] is this
97:08
what is it
97:11
what the [ __ ] is it i genuinely don't
97:13
know what it is
97:15
i don't know what it is i it genuinely
97:17
it says nothing
97:19
there's nothing describing this item
97:22
food i don't think it is the shall we
97:27
undo trousers push underwear to the side
97:30
place she-gently against body with the
97:33
outlet
97:34
is this one of those things to get that
97:36
lets women pee
97:39
well you know they can pee normally but
97:41
like you know the cool way
97:45
i mean they can they can pee but like
97:47
you know how like
97:49
us dudes do it oh that's cool
97:52
[ __ ] that's not tos i can definitely
97:54
show this i want to see it
97:56
there's no way this is tos i'm gonna
97:57
show it
98:01
oh my god it's a [ __ ] oh there's two
98:04
pieces to it
98:05
it's in pink
98:08
so this whoa what the [ __ ]
98:12
so that goes there i assume
98:16
for easy cleaning and then like you just
98:19
[ __ ]
98:22
you know i wish i had some liquid i
98:25
don't have any liquid
98:26
but like nice
98:30
solid woman penis again thanks for
98:33
waiting wtf
98:35
what waiting for what oh sorry wait i
98:38
thought you weren't
98:39
here i thought you were here you donated
98:41
you didn't say you were going
98:43
it's a suppressor ah
98:46
it's a horn
98:50
it's a shitty horn
98:53
that's an awful horn doesn't even
98:55
[ __ ] work anyway
98:58
um should i keep this what do i do with
99:00
this do i keep this
99:01
what do i do with it anyway um
99:04
it's a blow gun ah okay
99:08
he's blowing the girl dick put pee pee
99:11
in it yeah it's you know
99:12
[ __ ] i don't mean to brag but it's
99:16
far too small for that uh far too this
99:19
is
99:20
at least it's narrow enough for it you
99:21
know that's about accurate i'd say but
99:24
definitely not this long you know way
99:27
just
99:27
you know no shot um
99:32
way too big for me chet anyway uh
99:36
so there's two boxes to go there's this
99:39
one which actually was from the last
99:40
stream
99:41
and i didn't i actually i did bury a box
99:44
and i found it so this is from the last
99:45
stream and then there's that big one
99:47
down there
99:48
doesn't weigh a lot though so last two
99:51
boxes chat
99:52
the last two boxes i don't think either
99:56
of them are topping that [ __ ] dress
99:58
that is insanely cool
100:04
but i don't particularly want to wear it
100:07
it's like the wedding dresser it's like
100:08
okay wow
100:09
do you like the hat spike i do it's
100:12
really [ __ ] cool
100:13
dude like hat spike hat spike
100:18
hat spike i like it's just a spike to me
100:20
but it's [ __ ] awesome it's heavy it's
100:22
got
100:22
weight to it you remind me i need to buy
100:25
one of those for camping
100:27
tmi
100:31
nation are you a woman i kind of just
100:33
had it in my head that you were not a
100:34
woman that you're a man
100:38
oh wait i didn't read the thing hold on
100:39
i don't actually know what it is yet
100:40
it's from john
100:42
hey finn no game this time just enjoy
100:44
these loose clothing they count as
100:46
women's clothing so no barks
100:47
both in size 12 to 14 so try them on now
100:51
if you aren't already dressed up i am
100:53
there are comfy regular things
100:57
[ __ ] yeah john
101:00
just some comfy regular clothes
101:06
hell yeah just a [ __ ] just a
101:10
nice women's shirt that's a little you
101:12
[ __ ] yeah hell yeah john
101:14
it's just a nice women's shirt it's
101:16
white box it's it's a women's
101:17
it's very clearly a woman's shirt it's
101:19
very clearly a woman's shirt
101:21
but look at that it's comfy it's not
101:26
it's not like a dough
101:29
yeah exactly all right well i used to be
101:33
a dude so you are close i guess
101:35
tongue wait this is heavy
101:38
oh [ __ ] you wait this is heavy this is
101:41
really [ __ ] heavy actually i lied it
101:46
is from amazon
101:47
can't be that bad
101:54
[ __ ] what the [ __ ] it wasn't me who
101:55
donated what
101:58
i'm so confusing
102:05
okay i'm honestly a little bit scared
102:08
what if it's just
102:09
i don't know the mo be huge
102:15
it's from amoya
102:19
it's from amoya that makes me a little
102:21
bit scared
102:27
it's really [ __ ] heavy
102:32
oh wait what what the [ __ ]
102:41
are those are those beans
102:48
did you order groceries to my home
102:52
what the [ __ ] is this you ordered me
102:55
beans and
103:02
perfect mashed roasted garlic
103:06
[ __ ] put mashed potatoes you ordered
103:10
me oh my god
103:11
you ordered me
103:15
mashed potatoes in a packet and beans
103:18
and a lot of mashed potatoes by the way
103:21
and then underwear
103:24
okay why i don't need new ones
103:28
dude please can we not
103:31
replace my [ __ ] i've i tried so hard
103:34
to have
103:35
underwear that aren't insanely girly
103:39
you know this better be like you know
103:42
boy shorts or something
103:43
something good these better not be like
103:46
just [ __ ]
103:50
okay
103:54
they are not boy shorts they're not
103:57
terrible though
104:02
i tried so hard to make my [ __ ]
104:05
underwear draw a little bit more
104:06
masculine and you just send me these
104:09
why cute when
104:12
okay yeah there's there's a pink one
104:15
there's another pink one there's a white
104:17
one there's a brown one there's another
104:18
black one oh navy blue
104:20
how nice thank you moya these are
104:24
actually more normal gifts
104:25
i didn't expect that from a moyer
104:27
actually well done you subverted my
104:29
expectations
104:30
didn't we say boy shorts go in the box
104:32
they are in the box i don't have any
104:33
more boy shorts but i do have like
104:35
at least more normal ones that aren't
104:37
that they're not boy shorts annoyingly
104:40
the ball shots are in the [ __ ] box
104:45
wear them i'm already wearing worse
104:47
underwear dude uh
104:48
your eyelashes are very out of control
104:50
today are they
104:57
they're okay they're all right they're
104:59
okay
105:01
mr checkmark they're okay anyway
105:05
oh my god
105:09
here take some money my favorite egg
105:13
i will thank you thank you
105:18
don't look up please
105:20
[Music]
105:22
i already did i did it you you dress
105:24
like this then act like you don't like
105:26
it you cap and go
105:32
i can dress like this without having
105:35
giant bobs and you don't even know what
105:38
my [ __ ] underwear
105:40
you shouldn't care but yet you do
105:43
wait until the next one
105:47
there ain't another one i'll wait i'll
105:50
wait for your um
105:51
your next package of moya that sounds
105:55
absolutely terrifying what am i supposed
105:56
to do with the baked beans by the way
105:58
i have baked beans i have baked beans
106:03
all right chat so
106:06
i gotta ask you who is definitely
106:08
planning something
106:10
you took the gamble you said that you
106:13
wanted
106:13
you said that you wanted me to wear or
106:16
you know use one thing men's squad
106:18
from what i've got i got a giant prom
106:21
dress
106:21
with a giant hoopy frilly thing under to
106:25
put under it
106:26
i got that i got no dildos
106:29
which is pretty good that would have
106:31
been a [ __ ] that would have been a
106:32
bit of a yikes
106:34
the worst thing i would say is i got is
106:36
the is was the prom dress
106:38
but you know what you can pick anything
106:40
if you want me to blow some bubbles
106:42
i can blow bubbles you can pick anything
106:43
you want
106:45
so what was this bargain finn made i
106:48
wasn't paying attention
106:50
why did you let him wiggle out of things
106:52
again
106:57
the beans i can use the beans oh yeah
107:01
don't forget to check twitter dm and
107:03
show chat the huge hoodie and what it's
107:05
supposed to look like
107:06
i will show holy
107:10
[ __ ] holy
107:14
[ __ ] john that is insane can i open that
107:16
in incognito
107:18
okay this [ __ ] look at this [ __ ]
107:20
thing look at this [ __ ] thing
107:22
look at that [ __ ] it's giant i'm gonna
107:24
be i'm gonna be caught i'm gonna be
107:26
wearing a cloak dude
107:27
that is nuts it's kind of cool looking
107:29
though [ __ ] with it
107:31
bean dread dress dress dress uh someone
107:34
sent it
107:34
they did but not when i made that bet uh
107:39
okay so do you think you did well do you
107:42
think you chose correctly
107:44
i think i i what do you think me bubbles
107:47
if you want to blow bubbles the dress is
107:50
not worth an extra week
107:51
i agree but still quite funny
107:54
um wait do i need to wear it now
107:58
do i need to wear the dress [ __ ] now
108:01
let me get this
108:02
right we can get you to use a shoei and
108:05
you can't use a she-we while you have a
108:06
u-naught
108:10
yeah technically like you could get me
108:12
to use the she-we
108:13
but then it wouldn't accomplish anything
108:15
i'd still just be standing up to pee
108:18
but just through a tube
108:24
is that better does that accomplish
108:27
anything
108:28
dress for a whole stream dude wear the
108:31
dress with those massive bobs okay you
108:33
don't
108:33
control me chat idiot
108:37
yes now yes now eat beans [ __ ] yeah yes
108:40
now
108:44
dress
108:52
why now i could do it as a whole stream
108:54
wouldn't that be better i could prepare
108:56
for it you know
108:58
it'd be i could prepare for it
109:01
it be it does beat the alternative of a
109:02
week as a girl
109:04
so [ __ ] dude
109:08
but dude i'm gonna have to like get into
109:09
like a whole everything like a corset
109:11
like [ __ ] everything
109:16
ah this is my door
109:22
what the [ __ ]
109:26
hey man could you leave it at the door
109:30
thanks i love the ring doorbell dude
109:33
it's so good
109:34
so [ __ ] good uh okay
109:37
wait which item to choose what was the
109:39
options
109:41
cinderella dress blow bubbles
109:44
chewy catheter undergarments okay right
109:48
i i the dress has taken it by an
109:50
absolute [ __ ] long shot
109:53
everyone who voted bean i respect you
109:55
nice every
109:56
10 of the vote oh no i have to wear so
109:59
many female clothes
110:01
how horrible this is how could i have
110:04
gotten myself into this situation
110:06
i did technically win over not wearing
110:09
and over not being a girl for a whole
110:10
week i did technically win
110:13
god i recently found out what duck peens
110:15
look looking i
110:16
i know too they're [ __ ] weird right
110:19
i know too i've been i've been hurt with
110:21
this information i know that [ __ ] i
110:23
have that mental image
110:26
bean 12 percent of the vote for bean 79
110:30
80 for cinderella dress technically it's
110:33
a prom dress
110:34
it's like a [ __ ] whole ass prom dress
110:36
but like
110:40
i'm not gonna be able to [ __ ] sit
110:41
down in this thing okay wait
110:44
where the bean i'm begging you all right
110:46
chat the prom dress
110:48
won what do i even do with this
110:51
[ __ ] it's gonna
110:55
okay all right [ __ ] mashed potatoes
110:58
underwear be there box to the [ __ ]
111:02
pile there we go
111:04
oh all right
111:08
so eat the dress weather beans good idea
111:12
you [ __ ] wish we would choose bubbles
111:15
i do wish you'd choose bubbles dude i
111:17
could just blow bubbles
111:18
would be wiped [ __ ] better okay
111:24
do you want me to do it now or do a
111:26
whole like prom dress stream
111:30
what do you want like do you want like a
111:33
whole stream
111:34
of like you know like a full four hour
111:35
stream or do you want me to just wear it
111:37
now for like an hour
111:41
okay what do you think i'm gonna do a
111:44
poll for it
111:45
because i'm getting a lot of mixed
111:47
signals here
111:49
[Music]
111:53
prom dress today next stream summer
111:55
dress hat sandals and sunglasses
111:58
would be pock okay
112:04
okay there we go there we go
112:08
i've set it up
112:12
almost sent you a meter long dildo this
112:14
week didn't get around to regressing my
112:16
life choices
112:16
i know you could i could have had a
112:18
meter long dildo just
112:20
in a crevice like you could have had
112:22
that that's that's that's
112:23
how insane the bet i made was oh okay
112:27
the majority of you are voting for a
112:28
full prom stream like a full
112:30
four hour prom stream okay that's good
112:32
that's the majority and it's not just 50
112:34
50.
112:35
what do you get your breast forms from
112:36
amazon all right 69 [ __ ] keep it at
112:39
69
112:40
please okay what do you want the prom
112:43
stream to be
112:44
like what do you want what do you want
112:46
[ __ ] it what do you want the prom
112:48
stream to be 24 hour prom stream you're
112:50
insane if you think i'm gonna wear
112:53
chat you're insane if you think i'm
112:54
gonna wear that for [ __ ] a whole last
112:56
day
112:57
i'll give you like free rain on what the
112:59
stream will be
113:01
like you can like do it like dress up
113:03
for it right
113:04
then sundress today okay then sundress
113:07
today
113:07
it's night time i'll just wear it out
113:09
when i go to the shops tomorrow john
113:11
why no john i'll just wear it when i do
113:13
the girl month when i start when i start
113:14
up with girl month then
113:16
then i'll wear the sundress when it's
113:18
actually sunny outside instead of night
113:20
time
113:22
from cooking stream
113:27
uh oh no it went to 70 oh someone ruined
113:29
it [ __ ]
113:31
uh i think it should be a miss america
113:33
dress
113:34
you should have a prepared speech 12
113:38
hour stream
113:39
champagne and dancing i'm down for
113:40
champagne
113:44
prom dress 4 hours vr stream
113:48
why vr make sure you get matching heels
113:51
[ __ ] i don't have any blue heels do we
113:53
go shopping
113:55
do you really care that much do you
113:56
really care that much that the [ __ ] it
113:59
prom girl eat smashed potatoes and baked
114:02
beans stream
114:03
nice nice yes you really care this much
114:07
that i have matching heels
114:15
you're actually actually gremlins
114:18
all of you yes yes we do yes we do yes
114:20
we do [ __ ] okay what color heals
114:23
do you want blue heels
114:28
[ __ ] gremlins okay let's see if
114:31
there's like
114:32
blue light blue heels there's got to be
114:35
somewhere
114:36
right uh
114:40
[Music]
114:42
finn you do have blue hills do i have a
114:44
blue no i don't have blue
114:46
i have like kind of not great very dark
114:48
blue heels they would
114:50
not match that silver blue sparkly
114:53
you're
114:53
how oh i do not have this many options
114:55
on amazon
114:58
uh yeah i do not have this many options
115:02
on amazon my guy
115:03
oh wait okay hold on no vr we don't want
115:07
her to faint 30 minutes into the stream
115:10
okay i found this there's these
115:13
that are not a very large heel which
115:16
works for me definitely there's rose
115:18
gold
115:19
you know there's that wait i do have
115:20
gold here
115:22
you can stand and you can sit with that
115:24
dress
115:27
hold on i do have gold heels i'm gonna
115:29
see if i can find them i already have
115:30
gold heels i wore them for a cosplay
115:31
once
115:32
[ __ ] i don't know where they are though
115:35
[ __ ]
115:36
go chess going dress oh wait i
115:42
you wouldn't dare you wouldn't [ __ ]
115:44
dare i own these
115:46
i own these they're gold though i have
115:49
them in gold
115:51
i have these now that you no longer have
115:53
the covered when is the next girl month
115:55
starting
115:56
i've well i did test negative so in
115:59
theory i could just kind of book it
116:01
it shouldn't [ __ ] actually should i book
116:03
it
116:04
[ __ ] okay [ __ ] should i book it um
116:08
i could book it i could book the next
116:11
goal month
116:14
i went free didn't die
116:22
it'll if you don't it'll go into march
116:24
dude it'll be fine i'm getting i'm i'm
116:26
getting i'm i'm booking it i'm booking
116:27
it
116:28
tesco in a dress [ __ ] you all that
116:31
there's
116:31
no way there's no way
116:34
you can't just decide these this is not
116:37
the thing there's fashion pumps
116:40
i do have pumps i have [ __ ] every
116:43
pump dude
116:47
in a [ __ ] prom dress
116:52
in a [ __ ] prom dress
117:06
i'm too short for this what the [ __ ]
117:10
going to tesco in a dress on stream
117:12
would be cool too
117:13
pole maybe wink wink
117:19
you want me to go in public
117:22
in a literal giant prom dress with by
117:25
the way
117:26
i haven't even [ __ ] unbox hold on
117:27
let's one sec
117:29
i know i'm living on a prayer but did
117:31
the pleather outfit fit
117:33
it is supposed to be a bit more stretchy
117:36
no i have not tried on the the pleather
117:38
outfit
117:39
we haven't even seen how big this thing
117:41
is by the way wrapped with a ribbon
117:42
oh my god
117:48
no you're [ __ ] insane chad
117:52
chat you're [ __ ] insane sorry
117:55
chat chat
118:09
[Music]
118:11
this isn't functional can we do the sims
118:14
dressrose for prom
118:16
cat chooses donates the entire outfit
118:18
jewelry makeup hair etc
118:21
yeah okay okay
118:25
we need to find what do i even do with
118:28
this now
118:30
i can't store this i don't know how to
118:32
store it
118:33
[ __ ] i'm putting the beans on it
118:39
what am i gonna full hoops for the skirt
118:44
we won chat
118:50
i'd rather i'd rather do the week i'd
118:52
rather do the week
118:53
i'd rather do the week as a girl i
118:56
didn't think it was [ __ ] the size of
118:58
a room
118:58
pumps book you ear piercing as well
119:08
[Music]
119:12
i work in a tesco night staff are
119:14
usually ducking weird i wouldn't go
119:16
there
119:17
oh yeah they they are [ __ ] weird okay
119:24
one week and you wear the dress during
119:25
goal month three months pog
119:36
this is a terrible [ __ ] idea
119:38
[Music]
119:40
this is a terrible idea tucking weak
119:43
[ __ ] that
119:51
dude i'd i'd listen how about
119:57
i knew what they were when you opened
119:59
the box i didn't say anything for reason
120:05
how would you know how do you know you
120:07
just saw a box how would you know it was
120:10
that
120:12
here we come okay
120:19
right how about
120:22
i'll do i'll do i'll add a week to the
120:25
i'll add a week
120:27
to the to the goal to the goal month
120:29
that i'm doing
120:30
currently i'll add a week to it but
120:35
in return
120:36
[Music]
120:38
where wear a tiara with it too
120:44
in return i get to choose
120:48
where we go how about that
120:55
tesco in prom dress in stretch limo
120:59
okay you kind of you can't just like
121:00
[ __ ] i can't just i'm not gonna hire
121:03
a [ __ ] limo
121:05
you're insane okay wait there's a letter
121:08
attached to this thing that's details
121:11
it's finishing and the [ __ ]
121:13
hell yeah handle
121:20
what oh i know this is the same oh info
121:23
on previous played okay okay
121:25
so this is a [ __ ] it's a spike slash
121:27
poker slash
121:28
kubaton it's adcr v2
121:33
plus brass holy [ __ ] that's brass
121:35
[ __ ] out
121:36
textured rock pattern plus acid
121:38
stonewash finish [ __ ] yeah
121:40
hell yeah nice letter i don't want to
121:42
put it though
121:43
hell yeah those scam deals dude
121:52
tesco
122:00
so you scammed and negotiated now you
122:02
want to go back to it to the other
122:03
option
122:04
maybe girl the tucking weak guy doesn't
122:08
understand the struggle
122:10
right your ability to tuck that quickly
122:12
is unprecedented
122:13
i look up to your tucking skills
122:18
yes that doesn't mean we should ever do
122:19
a tucking week though
122:21
this is cool it's been 10 months and i
122:23
have not seen a baby yet
122:25
pull on location dude okay
122:30
[ __ ] i'm trying to think of somewhere
122:31
that's how equals walmart yeah it's
122:33
pretty much that
122:34
but i'm local to the area i've seen
122:37
those types of dresses before
122:39
some come with metal hoops to puff them
122:42
out when you said that first thing had
122:44
metal in it i knew dude i
122:46
i've seen [ __ ] poofy [ __ ] before
122:49
i didn't think it would be the size of a
122:51
room though because it's so small i
122:53
thought it'd be like
122:53
something to keep the shape going down
122:56
like so you didn't have to kick the
122:57
dress
122:58
not [ __ ] you know my god
123:03
also you skimmed over my 12 months sub
123:04
earlier in the stream feels bad man i'm
123:05
sorry stuff i didn't see it i was
123:07
reading my fan fiction stuff
123:09
i'm sorry plot twist
123:13
the tucking guy has been tucking for
123:15
almost eight months now
123:17
who's boost
123:20
okay yeah ear piercing is a tad overdue
123:22
a little bit
123:23
yeah a little bit i've been trying to
123:25
book it by the way we've got this thing
123:26
where i
123:27
we all know like marisa's got a tattoo
123:29
that needs to be done and the person
123:30
that does the tattoo is like oh yeah
123:32
dude come here we'll do it for you we'll
123:34
pierce your ears and just
123:35
they're so bad at getting back to us
123:36
though they're so [ __ ] bad at
123:38
responding
123:39
so like they just keep disappearing on
123:41
me so it was supposed to be booked it
123:42
just never [ __ ] happened
123:43
okay
123:47
tesco's tesco's tesco's in the daytime
123:50
or in the night time
123:52
wait when does my test goes close let me
123:54
see
123:59
let's see
124:02
okay
124:06
it's closed now
124:11
okay i think it's like 10 p.m that this
124:13
one does
124:16
day day dude but
124:23
how am i gonna get there that's not a
124:25
limo i'm not gonna rent a limo
124:27
how am i gonna get there though
124:37
this is insane this is [ __ ] insane
124:51
that is way sharper than i thought it
124:53
was
124:54
i damn it feels like it was just last
124:56
week that i sent my 12 month
124:58
sub message and now i'm already at 13
125:01
months
125:01
feels like just last month my life
125:03
couldn't get any worse than this could
125:05
it no not at all
125:07
ask your daddy to drop you off why would
125:09
you call him that
125:10
30k goal and you can't afford a limo i
125:12
don't want to get a limo
125:14
like an oop i mean i can afford a limo i
125:16
don't want to get a limo though
125:20
i've got to go back as well limos are
125:23
cheap i [ __ ] i don't want to rent a limo
125:25
be like oh sorry i'm just [ __ ] ah are
125:28
you allowed to film inside of tesco
125:30
i don't know probably not probably not
125:34
could think of somewhere else to go you
125:36
know like um
125:39
home that'd be good that'd be real good
125:45
so we call business expenses indeed how
125:48
do i even fit into a car with that
125:49
[ __ ] thing on
125:51
rent a lamborghini dude
125:57
okay i'll do a prom stream i'll do a
126:01
prom dress stream
126:02
right i'll do a prom dress stream full
126:04
[ __ ] 12-hour prom dress stream
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[ __ ] a full 12-hour prom dress stream
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like a long
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stream okay
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long stream with the prom dress
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and and
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i'll add a week to the girl month
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but i don't go out because
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also don't think anyone would stop you
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streaming
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yeah i've been stopped filming before
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i've been said like oh you can't film in
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there i was like
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i mean i'm very like polite i'm just
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like okay
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i'm [ __ ] in a giant prom dress
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okay 12-hour prom dress stream
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but at home and
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with i hate the fact that this has
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gone into like a worse situation than it
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already was
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i should have i shouldn't have made this
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[ __ ] bet i didn't win this
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no deal no no what do you mean 12 hour
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prom makeover plus 12 hour stream
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oh [ __ ] do you want like a [ __ ] like
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a
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[ __ ] makeup artist or some [ __ ]
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you want like the full everything
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oh my god i'm finn's going to goddamn
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prom
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12 hour stream plus two weeks dude
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finn bargaining badly once more dude i
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[ __ ] okay let me do a poll let me do
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a poll
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right two weeks and 12 hours you [ __ ]
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kremlin
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okay listen okay
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listen say deal
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okay
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here's what i'll say
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here's what i'll say hey
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bear in mind okay
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all this for a red t-shirt this is why
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you should stop scamming and
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disappointed when people pay and you
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agree you should respect what they paid
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for sorry not sorry i had to say it
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john you're gonna turn them against me
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they're not gonna say [ __ ] deal all
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right
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one week added to the thing one week
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added to the thing and a 12 hour
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prom dress stream 12 hour prom dress
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stream at home one week added to girl
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month and you make and eat the beans on
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stream
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oh [ __ ] yeah and hell yeah that
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essentially
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the majority of you are saying no
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oh my [ __ ] god no that is a terrible
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id that is
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worse okay yeah i'm in between a rock
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and a hard place here you're just gonna
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keep saying no until it's insane
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i know you've been you could have
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literally just done laundry once and
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this would have been avoided shut up
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mustache
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okay
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oh my god
129:31
thanks for being a thot xd gram lens
129:36
okay
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how about you make a stream at a castle
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make a cinderella stream
129:45
i'm in birmingham there aren't castles
129:47
i'd have to go like a
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three-hour train ride to find a castle
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anyway
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so one week extra to go month plus a
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12-hour stream in the prom dress
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deal at f1 nn5 tour however you keep
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taking money from people for x and then
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doing why and it annoys people
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it's one [ __ ] just the oldest because of
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a red shirt
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one red shirt that's unisex i cannot get
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away with wearing a unisex
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rarely beat chatted bets outside
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streaming dress through your local high
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street
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oh that's scamming [ __ ] terrible
130:24
together strong
130:26
i don't think you realize what
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birmingham high streets are like that is
130:28
actually dangerous i'm trying to get
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into my house and i'm stuck in the
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garage and no one's home
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or will be for an hour can i get oof
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from finn
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oof that's hilarious
130:41
12-hour stream getty for prom then
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public photo shoot for rig with
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professional photographer
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[ __ ] what can i solve a professional
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photographer in my life
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dude logistics in this cutie
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love you thanks thank you
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thank you young man okay
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i can't do a [ __ ] photo shoot how am
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i supposed to even [ __ ] do that i
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don't even know if the dress fits me i
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don't even know how to defense
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right okay listen here's what i'll do
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i will do a scuffed photo shoot you know
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with you guys i'll just pose
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you give me poses to do i'll do the
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poses okay i'll do it like that cause
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i'm not going to hire a photographer to
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come into my house and take photos
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um 12-hour [ __ ] prom dress stream
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and kf1 nn5 turlive editors please
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upload this entire stream to the youtube
131:36
channel please k thanks
131:38
there's joel what does that and [ __ ]
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okay
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oh damn thank you for the 10 gifted subs
131:46
and i'll and a week to the to the to the
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girl month
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okay i'm gonna post that as a deal right
131:56
full on get ready with finn get fin
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ready for prom
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what do you you can't just keep adding
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weight make it two weeks and 12 hours
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oh my [ __ ] god eat the beans though
132:15
true
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i can eat beans i can eat beans and
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mashed potatoes
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[Music]
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one week plus 12 hour plus beans plus a
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walk around the block
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i couldn't i'll walk around the block
132:35
maybe maybe
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this is maybe some folks stop showing up
132:41
they feel betrayed i know maybe it
132:42
doesn't give control over someone but if
132:45
i get paid to do [ __ ] i do [ __ ] end of
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it
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i'm not mad i'm just annoyed still love
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you finn but that's what i think
132:52
ain't alone john
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john i have agreed to walk round a block
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oh my
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dude shut the god up john i have agreed
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to walk around the block in a poofy prom
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dress
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while i let you get fully dressed me up
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fully to your standards
133:10
because of one unisex [ __ ] no matter
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what he wears heart
133:17
it's leaving us so i bargained with chad
133:21
again dude
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this is [ __ ] awful like this then i
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left because i was mad at chat
133:28
how are we so far past just adding one
133:30
week to girl month
133:36
well we are also adding a week so
133:39
chad said deal this is a [ __ ] this
133:42
this worked out so
133:44
much worse than like it ever even
133:49
occurred to me that this would happen
133:54
it's why a wig though i'm not wearing a
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wig i'm wearing this is my regular
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hair dude it's my regular wig
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regular wig right [ __ ] it's been awake
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this entire time regular hair my dad
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does fit lips for
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wigs for a living i could have been
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wearing a wig this entire time you'd
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have never noticed
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fun fact yes
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eat the beans and the mashed potatoes
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eat the beans
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eat the beans and appetites my god
134:22
agreed eat the beans
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please don't walk around your block
134:29
because of security reasons
134:32
i adore you but this is an issue you've
134:34
already been an issue
134:35
well do whatever you want for the deal
134:37
just be safe and blessed
134:39
i have a really good plan i can't really
134:41
tell you why but i won't be walking
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around my block i'll be walking
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sisters during the twelve hours
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and it's a lot nicer to look at so i
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walk around
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a different block not my block
134:55
[Music]
134:57
why am i [ __ ] this is i think you're
134:59
even beats the brexit
135:00
deal d
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at night time uh i think your deal even
135:06
prints the brexit deal
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[ __ ] god
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[Music]
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why have we not seen you speaking to a
135:15
single person in public after over a
135:18
year
135:18
if you don't want a prom dress then
135:20
start talking to other people
135:22
voice or not how do you talk to someone
135:24
without voice also
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yeah no i don't know i haven't spoken to
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anyone in public
135:28
i'm glad you are not having a hostage
135:30
negotiation
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[ __ ] god how have i ever like spoken
135:35
someone in public
135:36
have i ever done that besides the
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mcdonald's thing have i
135:40
like ever done that
135:45
because oh
135:50
i don't remember chat rose can't go to
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prom without a date
135:55
a date to give her a course no shut that
135:58
[ __ ] fix this shut
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no i take to give her a call shut
136:03
no incorrect i you can go to prom alone
136:07
as much as
136:08
tesco would be funny birmingham tesco is
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sketchy
136:12
and i'm not sorry for suggesting it
136:17
birmingham tesco's [ __ ] nuts tesco's
136:20
kind of sucks to be honest
136:21
co-ops where it's at co-op's genuinely
136:24
the [ __ ]
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co-op's genuinely the move t for every
136:27
shopping
136:29
tinder date you're [ __ ] nutty you're
136:32
insane
136:32
you're insane you spoke to a police
136:34
officer after a break-in
136:36
i think you got me confused with someone
136:38
i don't think i've speak spoken to
136:39
police officer after
136:40
on stream what the [ __ ]
136:45
what the dates your prom date should be
136:48
skipping
136:51
this is a terrible terrible plan i'm not
136:53
going on a date with anyone
136:57
most certainly not a guy
137:01
you did really when i genuinely have no
137:04
memory of this
137:07
i'm your archivist yeah i know but i
137:09
have no memory of that don't
137:11
afraid marisa will protect you am i
137:13
insane
137:14
when you're on a walk i've lost [ __ ]
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memory of this
137:23
i've completely lost memory of this
137:33
i'm waiting for dude i've completely
137:34
lost memory of that i don't remember
137:35
speaking to a police officer
137:38
why did i go [ __ ] all in on that one
137:40
ruler i do not know
137:41
you talked to a guy at a shop when
137:42
they're oh when there's a break-in
137:44
i didn't ever speak to a police officer
137:46
though i oh i did
137:47
i asked that one guy what happened but
137:50
it wasn't a police officer
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it was just the guy that owned the store
137:53
i remember that okay
137:54
i was running away scared of a police
137:57
officer it was actually what was
137:58
happening
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i can go outside okay
138:04
okay marisa doesn't like it when i go
138:06
out places
138:07
dressed like that especially at night
138:09
because marisa goes like it's dangerous
138:11
however the area that i plan to go
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around in
138:15
doable easily it's like perfectly fine
138:18
so it's gonna have to be after like the
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20
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it's gonna have to be like in more than
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a week
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go on a day because marisa won't let me
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go walk around gf on twitter
138:31
corner scottish marisa calls me uh i
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heard gf on twitter literally all the
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[ __ ] time
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i'm not surprised what the [ __ ]
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damn dude like a [ __ ] look how
138:43
[ __ ] good i look
138:45
and look how not good i look now
138:50
you said you do a giveaway for a 3090t
138:54
remember dude i've been awake for way
138:56
too [ __ ] long
138:58
your gas lighting's working way too well
139:00
i don't like this
139:01
i don't like this anymore i'm confused i
139:05
don't get it i don't know what's
139:06
happening
139:07
i've been awake for far too long dude
139:12
is that the park you walk through same
139:14
area
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should paint your room pink i did paint
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my room pink not this room though i
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painted my bedroom pink
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my bedroom is actually pink now it's got
139:24
hearts on the wall it's got
139:26
fairy lights on everything the bed
139:28
sheets were pink for a bit they're not
139:29
anymore
139:30
[ __ ] i think mustache was gonna send
139:32
me pink bed sheets and they just haven't
139:33
arrived yet
139:34
so i'm waiting for that and then also
139:36
the curtains are [ __ ] pink
139:38
so everything is pink in that goddamn
139:40
bedroom
139:41
datum just saying sweet anita isn't too
139:44
far away
139:45
she does collab with other streamers and
139:47
she knows i'm not going on dates
139:50
this is a simple stream this is a simple
139:52
stream
139:54
we miss you being active it's a simple
139:57
simple stream
139:58
do you sleep in that bedroom yes i'm
140:00
sleeping in that bedroom i got used to
140:01
it though pretty quickly
140:02
like in about a week i was used to the
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pink it's just now how my room is
140:09
they all say [ __ ] gremlins okay
140:15
have you updated the uh the is it goemon
140:17
thing to add an extra week i'm guessing
140:19
that's chassis job
140:20
i want some water i want some water
140:27
i have water
140:30
i need my straw
140:33
that's my straw
140:36
[Music]
140:40
have you ever thought about going to a
140:42
tescos that's farther away from your
140:44
place if being local is the problem
140:46
no going into a tescos is the problem
140:48
i'd rather not
140:49
see people and them not see me
140:54
that's why i like the dark it's very
140:57
much better
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[Music]
141:07
i see only one gremlin here and she's
141:09
afraid of a good time
141:15
i'm the gremlin i'm the gremlin
141:18
i mean maybe [ __ ] i mean okay
141:21
dude i don't know i will see how i feel
141:23
about it
141:24
because dude it's either it's it's
141:27
either i just
141:28
have a stream where i go out i could
141:30
skip i could skip on that one week at it
141:33
if i just go into a tesco's
141:35
but like [ __ ] i don't have to go into a
141:37
tesco's and date
141:38
in broad daylight
141:42
i don't think i could do it dude i don't
141:44
have the i don't have the necessary like
141:46
uh balls to do such a thing how are you
141:49
still conscious
141:50
uh wait how are you still conscious when
141:52
you how are you still conscious when you
141:54
stream to 3k
141:55
what self-conscious oh how are you
141:57
self-conscious when you stream 3000
141:59
people but scared in public
142:00
because they're public they're different
142:02
it's different
142:04
my friend worked there for a minute i
142:06
don't know if he still works there
142:10
i don't know if he stole that dude [ __ ]
142:14
scary also it's a giant prom dress
142:18
i couldn't just get like if it was a
142:20
skirt
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and everything i've been to tesco's in a
142:23
[ __ ] skirt and like fully just woman
142:24
i've done that before
142:26
i've done that once because you know i
142:28
can blend in
142:29
no one [ __ ] bats an eye in that
142:33
heyo three months in that
142:36
it's the size of a room
142:40
i couldn't fit down an aisle in that
142:44
you look hot today i am it's like
142:46
[ __ ] it's like
142:47
20 degrees it's so warm i have a thing
142:50
one sec
142:56
elegance absolute elegance
143:02
look at that [ __ ] amazing i'm so
143:05
smart
143:06
finn has friends one at least everyone's
143:08
saying feet
143:14
i mean maybe [ __ ] it just it's just
143:15
gonna require to start drinking
143:17
complain stir
143:23
i wonder like are those toes pink yes
143:26
they're pink and glittery
143:28
because chat is a psychopaths
143:32
10 degrees jesus are you british yeah i
143:33
am british this sucks
143:36
20 degrees is not warm enough to turn an
143:38
ac on are you
143:39
20 degrees celsius is definitely warm
143:41
enough to turn an ic on
143:44
it's i'm just [ __ ] guessing because
143:46
it says 20 degrees outside
143:47
but it's warmer in here because i got a
143:49
computer on
143:51
is that the tick tock leggings yes they
143:54
are
143:54
they're comfy as [ __ ]
143:57
they are really [ __ ] comfy my ac is
144:00
set to 23.
144:01
yeah well it's definitely [ __ ] that's
144:03
set to 17
144:05
and that is like very cold air to me so
144:07
i don't know
144:08
pink and glittery is your life now i
144:10
disagree this isn't pink and glittery
144:12
the shirt's pink and the and the blush
144:15
on my
144:16
cheeks are pink but like no glitter and
144:18
that's red
144:21
and the and the chairs pink my leggings
144:23
are pink and my nails are pink and
144:25
but like my [ __ ] lipstick's not pink
144:29
so technically no it's it's not
144:33
[ __ ]
144:38
behind you i can see behind me my
144:41
camera's there
144:42
gremlin get risa or ruby to take
144:44
pictures during the prom dress stream
144:46
no
144:50
everything is pink it's and the room's
144:53
pink but like you know
144:54
will you ever do a girl decade the
144:56
amount of money
144:57
the amount of money your 10 hours
145:00
picking lottery yeah and
145:01
so my so one of my nails but like
145:04
still i don't know what i don't know
145:07
what temperature it really is in here
145:09
i'm guessing
145:10
finn needs finn needs more glitter in
145:13
the makeup oh i'm so sorry
145:16
guys all pink all the time is boring
145:18
give her some range
145:20
give him some range give him some range
145:22
i'm a guy i'm a manly man
145:24
i'm a manly man i have a spike i am a
145:26
manly man i am a manly man
145:28
i am a manly man say it chat i am a
145:31
manly man
145:32
chat repeat after me finn is a manly man
145:36
chat chat
145:39
repeat after me finn is a manly man
145:44
girly girl cute girl good girl [ __ ]
145:46
gremlins
145:48
manly male gremlin pretty girl
145:52
none of you are saying the right things
145:53
manly man [ __ ] yeah there we go we got
145:55
one
145:56
goggle freaks thank you fanboy you're
145:59
all insane
146:00
my boobs are falling down
146:03
yeah i really should start with the
146:05
[ __ ] sticky pads i think because
146:06
these things just like
146:07
don't stay where i [ __ ] put them
146:11
i do have a different bra that's not
146:12
this one that does work a bit better but
146:14
like
146:14
jesus i can't be bothered changing into
146:16
it because this one's way more comfy
146:21
when are we scheduled to start the 29th
146:23
holy [ __ ] i got three days
146:25
[ __ ] don't go outside but tell us the
146:27
shower story
146:34
okay here's the shower story
146:38
thank you for this thank you for the sub
146:39
spook boy uh
146:41
marisa is like
146:44
marie's are basically like uh oh what
146:47
[ __ ]
146:49
since you didn't wait for btw thanks the
146:52
spike is rolled 80 crv2
146:54
and the ball end and the pendant is both
146:56
solid brass and btw now you need to
146:58
follow up
146:59
knives on insta i know i read the note i
147:02
read the note like
147:03
maybe five ten minutes ago it was i read
147:06
it i don't know the details of it i was
147:08
like
147:09
what dress are you going to wear today
147:14
i'm not okay i'm not wait i'm not
147:17
wearing a dress today i'm just
147:18
i'm wearing leggings in a [ __ ] baggy
147:20
nice nice baggy shirt look at this
147:22
though
147:22
look this is [ __ ] gold dude look at
147:25
that look at that [ __ ] hell yeah
147:27
this is whoa good this is solid
147:30
it's a solid outfit this is like the
147:33
most [ __ ]
147:34
girly [ __ ] that you could wear in real
147:36
life anyway
147:37
because i'm not wearing a dress yet but
147:39
i can [ __ ]
147:41
i've gotta i've got goddammit
147:44
i need to organize this prom stream dude
147:48
do i do the prom stream when it's girl
147:50
month like when i've got the hair and
147:51
eyelashes and everything or do i do it
147:53
beforehand
147:55
what do you think what do you think is
147:56
the best option here
148:05
do with everything go month girl month
148:07
deal with everything
148:09
depends on if you'll scam again or not
148:12
okay
148:13
how i currently understand this deal is
148:15
that
148:16
one week has been added to the girl
148:17
month thing sure [ __ ] you all
148:20
uh it's a 12 hour stream that's
148:24
gonna be literally all prom dress
148:27
that i haven't asked yet but am i
148:28
allowed to change out the [ __ ] prom
148:30
dress
148:31
okay either way 12-hour prom stream
148:33
right
148:34
uh you get me dressed for it you pick
148:37
the makeup you pick the
148:38
heels all that and then i either go
148:41
round the block
148:42
sort of or go around a nice block at
148:45
night or go to tescos
148:47
that's currently the deal and whether it
148:50
be galmont or not is still undecided
148:52
but i think a lot of people are saying
148:54
government wait why are you saying no
148:58
why are you saying no what do you mean
149:03
do we think garment yeah why you're
149:05
saying no though what did i get wrong
149:07
about that
149:10
no changing
149:15
it's a [ __ ] giant prom dress though
149:27
it's a giant prom dress with a giant
149:30
hoop on it my guy
149:31
thy has to suffer the [ __ ]
149:36
my [ __ ] god
149:40
changing into dress is okay changing out
149:43
of dress isn't so as soon as it's on
149:44
it's [ __ ] on
149:46
got it
149:50
oh my god holy [ __ ]
149:53
oh sorry trying to avoid telling the
149:55
shower storytelling
149:58
basically uh marisa
150:02
like like
150:05
has this [ __ ] annoying [ __ ] while
150:06
she'll just walk into rooms
150:08
we are men manly men wow we are men
150:11
manly men
150:12
wow we are men and women i'll tell you i
150:15
don't know there's a song going on manly
150:16
manly manly men men men marisa has this
150:19
annoying habit
150:20
where she just walks into rooms
150:22
unannounced and just doesn't shut doors
150:24
anything actually
150:25
[ __ ] ghosts manly man thank you
150:28
uh thanks thanks hon um but basically
150:31
what marisa did was while i was in the
150:33
shower and i have like a big
150:34
thing you can't see the person that's in
150:36
the shower before you say it
150:37
you can't see the person's in the shower
150:39
but there is like a glass
150:41
you can like it's one of those like you
150:42
know the [ __ ] it's like kind of
150:45
when the shower's on it's like you
150:46
cannot see through it's like you know
150:48
foggy and [ __ ] right
150:49
can't see through it marisa decided to
150:52
just
150:53
frost it yeah frosted basically marisa
150:56
decided that she wanted to [ __ ] brush
150:57
her teeth at that exact moment where i
150:59
was still taking a shower and i
151:00
didn't want her in the bathroom because
151:02
i was taking a [ __ ] shower whether
151:04
she could see me or not i didn't want
151:05
her in there
151:06
so what i decided to do was to freak her
151:08
out a bit
151:09
and just piss directly on the glass
151:14
and it look it would just so
151:22
because i'm pissing on the glass it's
151:25
directed at her still
151:31
and that's why it's you know why
151:34
it's self-defense it's like a squid
151:40
what kind of logic smart logic
151:43
that's what the kind of logic that is
151:44
makes sense listen
151:47
it's a bit of a [ __ ] power move when
151:49
you think about it it really does
151:51
establish
151:51
dominance in the shower don't pretend
151:55
you don't piss in the shower
151:56
i just pissed in a different area am i
151:57
listening to right now
152:03
i hear her i hear her
152:08
oh she might not be coming but yeah
152:10
that's that was that
152:11
manly logic i agree i i now own this
152:14
place this is now my territory
152:16
that's the most bachelor bro move man
152:18
status upheld
152:19
it's [ __ ] exactly can i do i gain my
152:22
man card back lads
152:24
can i have that back thank you i gained
152:26
it back
152:28
attention finn gets his
152:31
[ __ ] masculine card back no longer a
152:34
fanboy
152:35
just a boy man man boy
152:38
hell yeah thanks chad i i always knew
152:41
you would come through
152:43
declined
152:47
hey bro it's still it's still [ __ ] on
152:49
my license it still says manly man on my
152:51
license
152:59
oh i [ __ ] saved it holy [ __ ] it
153:01
landed on the bottle not my leg oh yeah
153:06
women also pee in the shower dude
153:07
[ __ ] why doesn't everyone pee in the
153:09
shower
153:10
you're insane if you don't pee in the
153:11
shower why not pee in the shower this is
153:13
a serious issue you don't pee in the
153:15
shower
153:18
so where did we end up on that tucking
153:20
thing i'm currently untucked
153:23
i'm currently not tucked do i need to be
153:26
tucked
153:27
it's it's not go month it's not gal
153:30
month so i i feel like i don't need to
153:32
be
153:34
so there is that we saw yeah
153:38
you don't pee in the shower you're
153:40
insane
153:42
tug [ __ ] boy shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] boy
153:46
yeah no [ __ ] when the [ __ ] is girl
153:49
month
153:50
in theory the 29th but that
153:53
i don't know when millie's gonna
153:55
actually come through
153:56
we would more than double the amount for
153:58
the additional girl month seems good
154:06
oh [ __ ] okay wait [ __ ] i did not
154:08
understand what was happening there and
154:09
yes if you all donated three dollars
154:11
i'd make a lot of money uh but bear in
154:14
mind
154:14
i do want you to know that if you let's
154:16
say you donate your three dollars
154:18
you give finster your three dollars you
154:19
go mr finn take my three dollars
154:22
you're gonna be dressing up for a girl
154:23
for a [ __ ] fifth month in a row
154:25
you're gonna be dressed up as a girl for
154:27
the majority of the year
154:28
you're gonna give me that money and then
154:30
guess what it's gonna get
154:32
that day number that day is gonna slowly
154:34
slowly tick down
154:35
slowly slowly tick down until it's day
154:38
one left to go
154:39
and it's not close and it's gonna be
154:42
just short
154:43
it's going to be 29 999 and then the
154:46
time is going to tick down
154:47
one three two one zero
154:51
and i'm gonna win and nothing happens
154:54
that is what's gonna happen i want you
154:56
to know
154:57
that if you if you donate to me right
155:00
now
155:01
you will uh it will go to nothing there
155:04
is no point for you to donate i'm not
155:05
gay but damn
155:06
femme boyd there is absolutely no point
155:09
for you to donate it won't even happen
155:11
think about it like that right the goal
155:12
month will end at some point
155:14
what if this is the month for it to end
155:16
and you're just
155:17
donating for no reason throwing pissing
155:20
in the wind pissing in the shower
155:21
pissing against the shower wall you
155:23
could say
155:24
i don't have three dollars thank you
155:25
nation sorry i only poop in the shower
155:29
do a shower peephole [ __ ] yeah i'll see
155:31
which one of you people are smart
155:39
okay shower people people
155:42
pee no
155:46
okay go answer the questions
155:52
doing my part [ __ ] you doing my part
155:55
idiot who's this person
155:57
avangolings what a dumb idiot name
155:59
there's too many e's in that
156:01
idiots uh eighty percent of you pee in
156:03
the shower
156:04
[ __ ] make it 81. look for 81 percent
156:08
because i'm involved now eight who know
156:09
is it twenty one percent annoying
156:11
at last oh yeah not today
156:17
super who i've never heard of you before
156:21
you're this you're saying no a lot what
156:24
you're saying no are lying yeah dude
156:26
you've peed in the shower before
156:27
you i mean it's not that you have pee in
156:30
the shower before
156:31
you have if you routinely pee in the
156:33
shower then you answer
156:35
yes if you don't then no but like you
156:36
pee in the shower because why wouldn't
156:38
you
156:39
you don't pee on yourself idiots
156:43
covering for some of those that can't
156:46
thank you uh penis ryder
156:49
thank you for the 30 uh that's real nice
156:52
of you
156:54
um
156:58
doing my part and no you are not
157:00
obligated to dress up for us today but
157:03
it would be a great
157:04
gesture of goodwill um thank you
157:11
mischievous 2 thank you for the donation
157:14
that's very nice you would even want a
157:15
boy month i'm not even convinced you
157:18
would still want to point one
157:19
holy [ __ ] are you [ __ ] kidding me i'm
157:22
gonna
157:23
i'm gonna try and grow a beard dude if
157:25
this f
157:26
if if [ __ ] that gold doesn't get hit
157:28
i'm growing a guy if [ __ ] either of
157:30
those gold i'm growing a goddamn beard
157:32
on as it stands right now if this goal
157:34
doesn't get hit
157:35
no october 31st your boy's growing a
157:38
[ __ ] beard
157:40
october 31st is when this [ __ ] is coming
157:43
in
157:43
this is the last day october 30th is
157:46
technically the last day of government
157:47
as it stands right now
157:49
october 31st i'm growing a goddamn beard
157:53
it's gonna be [ __ ] awesome
157:57
i'm gonna do it
158:01
something something something together
158:03
strong
158:04
the calendar has not been adjusted for
158:06
the extra week
158:09
uh something something together week
158:11
more like one
158:12
two three four five six seven the 7th of
158:16
november baby
158:17
doing my part 7th of november baby
158:21
7th of november baby you dressing as a
158:24
boy for halloween
158:28
oh [ __ ] yeah that'd be cool
158:31
don't don't get there onion thank you
158:34
for the 15
158:35
onions um
158:42
we'll get there shall we allow a sec a
158:44
second dress if it is
158:45
classy and black-tie appropriate what
158:47
people that are actually masculine don't
158:49
have to constantly try to prove their
158:51
masculinity to everyone
158:53
don't make me get them don't you dare
158:55
make me get the makeup wipes i'll do it
158:57
right now
158:57
i'll do it right now i'll [ __ ] i'll
158:59
put a hole in that box i'll take it i'll
159:01
take up
159:02
take my money
159:07
god damn it thank you uh thank you
159:11
completely normal coding karma
159:17
do we get [ __ ] costume for halloween
159:19
do you want me to dress up as a guy or
159:21
do you want me to dress up in a [ __ ]
159:23
costume for halloween
159:25
pick i'm fine with either to be honest
159:28
with you it depends what the outfit is
159:29
but i'm fine with either hey rose do you
159:33
know my [ __ ] small
159:37
uh yeah we're really good friends mike
159:39
small
159:41
just yeah
159:43
[Music]
159:45
[ __ ] slooty slow okay solid i can do
159:48
that
159:48
when it grows out that looks so [ __ ]
159:51
gross i've seen pictures of guys with
159:52
the
159:53
glitter in their beard dude it looks so
159:54
like not comfortable
159:57
oh and it's like a full bit oh no
160:02
f1nn.x has stopped responding
160:05
thank you anal brutal thank you brutal
160:08
anal for the three dollars
160:14
that was very
160:17
just got here not sure what we are
160:19
shooting for but love throwing money at
160:21
eggs
160:28
[Music]
160:32
i didn't donate thirty dollars for you
160:34
to absolutely misread my name
160:41
thank you um idiot dumb
160:44
little idiot for the dog
160:52
why
161:00
why
161:12
there's zero need slightly happening
161:16
there is zero [ __ ] need i listen
161:19
whenever halloween comes around i'm sure
161:21
you can pick the outfit
161:23
that that's besides the [ __ ] point
161:25
though chad see you
161:27
milkshake what the [ __ ]
161:30
weird request can you show us your beans
161:33
the baked beans i mean yes i can
161:40
ah we're holding up the big floofy thing
161:42
but here are the beans
161:43
thank you amoya for the beans slotty
161:46
minecraft steve for halloween
161:48
you couldn't make that [ __ ] i don't
161:50
think
161:51
oh i was satisfying holy [ __ ]
161:55
oh that was nice
161:58
honestly a1 that was an a1 feeling
162:02
i'm sure that people will send me silly
162:04
outfits for halloween you got it come on
162:06
dude
162:07
just send me like i'll just pick
162:08
whichever one's the best that'd be
162:10
[ __ ] cool as hell
162:13
finn is the persona rose is the identity
162:16
no incorrect
162:20
incorrect idiot stop dumb little idiot
162:23
dumbass
162:24
no it's one of those dreams that finn
162:26
will be reminded of chat's power never
162:27
forget no
162:29
wrong guy costume slooty guy costume
162:32
holy [ __ ] like a mankini
162:34
hell yeah that'd be cool as hell 69
162:37
anyone bayonetta costume i don't know
162:40
what bayonetta is that
162:43
do you agree with me invading poland i
162:46
do make some amazing trains in minecraft
162:53
i don't know what poland is i don't know
162:55
what a poland i don't know what that is
162:57
is that in norway i think that's your
162:58
capital to play
163:01
we'll have a birthplace no you don't you
163:02
what no you do you do oh my god you do
163:05
have a part to play
163:05
it's so cool because you can sit there
163:08
and chat
163:09
and just be part of it you know you can
163:10
just watch it happen
163:12
instead of contributing you don't need
163:25
[Music]
163:28
is this how we make the cute girl dress
163:31
up like a boy
163:33
no you do that without donating if you
163:35
don't donate if you don't donate
163:38
you get to see me grow a beard in like
163:40
october
163:42
or the start of never how cool would
163:43
that be look imagine me with a beard i
163:45
look so cool with the beard
163:47
i would look really good with the beard
163:48
like think about this right
163:50
all my guy clothes back right all my guy
163:52
clothes back i'm dressed as a guy i have
163:54
a beard
163:55
no more [ __ ] acrylic nails just guy
163:58
stuff
163:59
and then i grow a beard think about how
164:03
cool that would be
164:04
you know that'd be nuts real change of
164:07
pecs throwing money
164:08
i could get a haircut olympic event
164:15
see the [ __ ] 10 long toss yeah but
164:18
you like your nails
164:20
okay i do like the net [ __ ] guess we do
164:23
that now
164:25
i do technically like the nails but like
164:27
you know
164:29
having a man month might be kind of cool
164:32
let all the hair grow in again and
164:34
everything i still think i will shave my
164:36
armpit hair because amp hair is gross
164:40
joy you know what joy [ __ ] it i
164:43
appreciate the fact that it was 69
164:45
and not anything else but bob's 24 7
164:48
since you have that on the list
165:00
[ __ ] you know the more you mention we
165:03
can't do it we try harder to prove you
165:05
wrong
165:06
s1 mps together strong
165:15
i will no longer speak you can't stop
165:17
the inevitable
165:28
[Music]
165:31
let gm5 laps so he tries to grow a beard
165:35
embetting 100 us dollars that he can't
165:38
grow one and one-quarter chin scruff
165:40
doesn't count
165:42
[ __ ] you dude i can grow a beard that
165:44
was the last donor i shut up there we go
165:46
solid i [ __ ] nailed it i i sh
165:50
shush i know
165:54
chat is no but imagine the beard with
165:56
femme clothes
165:58
i get my clothes back in december i get
166:01
my clothes back in december
166:03
which is around the time that i would
166:04
have grown the beer i get my clothes
166:06
back like late december
166:08
so the mouth says finn but the body
166:11
language says rose
166:18
what about i don't understand what i'm
166:21
doing that's considered feminine right
166:23
now
166:24
i don't get it i just don't understand
166:27
what's considered feminine about about
166:28
what i'm doing
166:30
how is this you know at all
166:33
i don't get it
166:38
[Music]
166:42
finn is some nerdy minecraft youtuber i
166:44
heard about
166:45
he's pretty toxic rose is a hottie that
166:47
is going places like in public with her
166:49
female voice an ear piercing place and a
166:52
laser hair removal clinic
166:55
i'm not going to cl
166:58
you should always keep your nails
167:02
always always we never agreed always
167:06
this is purely out of benefit to to like
167:08
to you i'm doing this as a nicety
167:10
that i get no points for by the way ever
167:13
thought god it's an undercut though
167:16
an undercut what the [ __ ] is an undercut
167:20
what is an undercut box stays closed
167:23
till the end of december i yeah i know
167:24
so end of december i get my guy close
167:26
back that's how i think you're about to
167:29
try this place on your next trip to usa
167:31
it is an illinois thing though
167:34
i can't click links dude i can't click
167:36
links in the thing i can't
167:37
i can't see it undercut hairstyle [ __ ]
167:41
do i google it
167:43
i have a fantasia i can't imagine you
167:46
with a beard
167:47
you should be able to oh [ __ ] you mean
167:49
this ah this [ __ ] looks so
167:51
[ __ ] it's just everyone has this
167:53
[ __ ] haircut dude
167:55
i'm not getting that goddamn haircut no
167:57
shot i'll sooner go bold
167:58
i know we are not supposed to talk about
168:00
it but won't you be growing a beard the
168:02
same time you are wearing the bobs
168:05
i am genuinely curious yes technically
168:09
if we don't hit this yes technically i
168:11
would be
168:12
so yeah simps together strong toe boobs
168:15
and the beard
168:16
is a look but also if we did hit it when
168:18
if we didn't hit the one after it
168:20
if we did hit this one i would still be
168:22
still have the bobs on
168:26
[ __ ] but like i'm an old girl undercut
168:30
oh
168:33
[Music]
168:36
this is the same [ __ ] hairstyle me
168:38
just protecting my picks
168:40
ah what
168:44
you'll what do you mean
168:50
do you want another sign on my thigh
168:52
undercut
168:53
ngl what the [ __ ]
169:01
women haircuts just the [ __ ] undercut is
169:03
just either a karen haircut
169:05
or it's just the same [ __ ] haircut as
169:07
the guys have
169:09
but on a woman it's the same [ __ ]
169:11
haircut
169:12
anyway
169:17
10 grand well done
169:24
milkshake why [ __ ] why
169:28
how why why you didn't
169:32
gremlin scroll more it gets worse as you
169:35
go down
169:36
like that that don't look good i
169:40
she's a [ __ ] great actress but like
169:41
it died it's not my vibe
169:43
it's really not my vibe at all
169:47
like it's just techn like if you like if
169:49
you replace that with a guy it's the
169:51
same haircut right like it's the exact
169:52
same
169:53
there's no shot no shut
170:01
no shut anyway my room imperfection
170:04
agreed i'll just grow it out until you
170:06
know [ __ ] yeah
170:08
is my lipstick like slowly dude
170:16
my [ __ ] god why
170:20
why
170:25
dude i have 12 months of yeah boy give
170:29
me pog champ
170:30
thanks for the dude thanks for the
170:32
[ __ ] year-long sub
170:33
you didn't need to at all dude how long
170:36
have you grown your hair out like a year
170:39
oh my god okay right
170:51
does the baby on your shirt stand for
170:53
baby rage
170:55
or just baby girl like you wanted
171:02
it doesn't stand for well it obviously
171:05
doesn't stand for [ __ ] baby rage it
171:06
doesn't it just it just says baby on it
171:08
it doesn't mean anything
171:10
it means it doesn't mean [ __ ] baby
171:13
girl that's not that's a that's a
171:14
[ __ ]
171:15
kink thing no it just says baby on it
171:17
can you not just
171:18
[ __ ] accept that the baby
171:22
still fancy your chances of not hitting
171:24
gm six we plowing through this yes no i
171:26
still very much fancy my chance of not
171:28
hitting gm six
171:30
but i'm gonna hit [ __ ] six of them
171:32
we're not gonna hit five of them we're
171:33
not gonna hit this one
171:34
you guys have such a [ __ ] like you
171:37
guys think that it's gonna happen and
171:38
you're just wrong
171:39
inevitably wrong i sent the link to your
171:42
twitter dms
171:45
what do i get when i you you i prove you
171:47
wrong
171:48
what do i get do i get a prize i feel
171:51
like i should get a prize
172:00
what the [ __ ]
172:06
[Music]
172:08
so now i'm gonna take you to a joint
172:10
there was an airplane hanging six
172:11
minutes special do you
172:12
a cheese sauce the french fries were put
172:15
on top
172:16
as the nails americans are insane
172:19
all of them it looks good don't get me
172:21
wrong it looks really [ __ ] good
172:23
it looks really [ __ ] good right like
172:25
i'm a vegetarian and i i know that this
172:26
[ __ ] looks [ __ ] great
172:28
but like it's just
172:31
death what is that a pancake okay
172:35
it's fine swag now i'm hungry me too a
172:38
little bit
172:39
i really want dominoes [ __ ] i got half
172:41
an hour to order dominoes
172:45
will she had a minecraft bedrock server
172:47
well [ __ ] wait
172:48
three days and i will so we're gonna
172:50
have a bypass so you can use
172:52
the java server on bedrock you [ __ ]
172:53
want any tips on dates and such if you
172:56
have been on one i've n oh wait no i've
172:59
been on one date
173:00
ever genuinely i've been on one like
173:02
actual date where we're like we should
173:04
go on a date and we went on a date i've
173:05
been on one date
173:06
because like listen i don't mean to brag
173:09
or anything but like
173:11
every [ __ ] girl i've ever dated has
173:13
came to me
173:15
and it's been like yo please uh [ __ ]
173:18
lord above savior my my human bis
173:22
my master bro that was weird please
173:25
go out with me and i said something like
173:28
i'll check
173:28
my schedule okay one month earlier
173:31
sometimes i even said no
173:33
one time i said no gm5
173:36
that's actually genuinely true by the
173:37
way i've never asked a girl out in my
173:39
entire life
173:40
so fun fact but i have had four
173:42
girlfriends
173:45
three girlfriends i've had three
173:46
girlfriends i'm not gonna count one
173:48
i've had three girlfriends it's happened
173:50
three separate times that i
173:52
am the one that is asked out so i
173:55
am the bottom i am the one that get
173:59
that got pegged on the first date
174:01
however
174:03
um technically i was always the one
174:14
clip it when you get your first
174:17
boyfriend this year
174:18
you can be damn sure girl month isn't
174:21
ending
174:23
my god dude that i've had so many
174:27
[ __ ] conversations i've
174:28
like so many conversations with people
174:30
that were like are you sure you know is
174:31
it girls.com has been updated to add the
174:34
weekly
174:35
attention also funny number also funny
174:38
number hold on i'm refreshing
174:41
well uh there it is there it is it's
174:43
something there we go the seventh now of
174:44
november that it ends instead of the
174:45
[ __ ]
174:46
infinite night 4.0 yet is it out
174:49
oh my god what what did they make a new
174:52
one no
174:52
did they make a new one
175:02
oh my god there's a new one oh my god
175:04
there's a new one
175:08
chat chat watch with me let's go
175:14
it's so quiet holy [ __ ] one sec can i
175:17
turn my sound up
175:18
it's so quiet
175:30
[Music]
175:42
oh that wasn't too much of a change
175:43
[Music]
175:45
oh [ __ ] cut chad oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
175:54
she that wasn't too many new clips
175:56
actually i mean that was the one with
175:57
the [ __ ]
175:58
you know these but you know i can do
176:00
that all the time
176:01
i feel like one per stream i do that
176:04
[ __ ]
176:05
okay listen chat
176:08
barrel penis rider
176:12
i've listened kachow boy
176:16
all i need heroes due to it being my
176:18
cake dick
176:20
birthday kisses from you got to think
176:21
about this three is the custom in the
176:23
netherlands
176:24
you gotta think about this chat if you
176:26
all stop donating right now
176:28
i get 10 grand if you if literally none
176:31
of you
176:32
donate any more i get 10 000
176:35
and i do nothing chat think about it
176:38
like that
176:39
how awesome is that if you don't donate
176:42
anymore
176:43
i just get the money i don't have to do
176:45
anything how [ __ ] cool is that
176:48
that's such a good idea kachow you're
176:50
just saying kachow
176:51
you're not listening to me you're not
176:54
listening chat
176:55
think about how good this would be for
176:58
me
176:59
how much money do we get nothing but
177:01
that's not the point
177:02
like if you stop now you get nothing i
177:05
get 10k
177:08
you're not listening to me you're just
177:09
saying kachow you're not listening
177:15
idiot you're not listening
177:19
we reach 11k this room [ __ ] you make
177:22
11k this stream
177:24
okay [ __ ] it sounds like an awful
177:27
deal to me
177:27
dude you're not listening to me stuff's
177:30
like this
177:31
oh stuff gifted it okay i thought tab
177:32
genuinely gifted i thought tab
177:34
actually subbed in which case i would
177:36
have called her dumb
177:38
i tried to kichow it's just all [ __ ]
177:41
kachow
177:43
thank goodness i have this to end my and
177:45
my suffering
177:46
i can poke uh a hole in both my eyes and
177:49
i won't have to see this anymore
177:52
no when
177:56
no when i want to know did you warn me
178:05
oh wait [ __ ] this [ __ ] clutch channel
178:11
that clips in there as well [ __ ] yeah
178:15
i'm no no i'm not going to acknowledge
178:16
you i'm not going to acknowledge you
178:18
who donated i don't know who's that
178:21
um underscore
178:24
got a support chat don't even know what
178:26
that is
178:28
one of your messages dude i i'm not
178:31
saying
178:31
shh i'm i'm i'm not even going to
178:33
acknowledge you [ __ ] it
178:44
okay
178:58
thank you uh mike
179:01
mark hawk thank you mark hawke for the
179:04
11
179:05
gifted sub for the [ __ ] 11 month sub
179:09
[Music]
179:13
i am speed kachow
179:17
i am wolverine don't make me [ __ ] use
179:20
my claw
179:21
this can go right through your pubic
179:23
region
179:25
i'm not afraid of it i'm not afraid to
179:27
do it
179:28
you know i'm [ __ ] fast man i'll mess
179:30
you up i'll mess you right up dude
179:37
is my lipstick coming off i feel like my
179:38
lipstick is coming off
179:41
i feel like my lipstick's coming off oh
179:42
thank you john thank you john little
179:44
[ __ ]
179:45
chad is my lipstick coming off do i need
179:48
to be
179:49
worried about lips you don't care do you
179:51
care i don't think you care do you
179:54
yeah manly man [ __ ] you [ __ ]
179:58
what the dog doing
180:09
[Music]
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stop
180:26
oh [ __ ] thank god okay if i had to
180:29
describe
180:29
finnaidy say you are a qt thank you
180:34
what do you mean what stuff you little
180:36
dumb little piece of dumb
180:38
whoa as a moth oh my god there's a moth
180:41
[ __ ]
180:41
okay well i'll kill it eventually simps
180:43
together strong
180:46
neurodev [ __ ] what
180:53
chad how much do you care about the
180:54
state of my makeup do i need to be
180:56
[ __ ] correcting this because it's
180:58
probably i said you know the more you
180:59
mention we can't do it we try harder to
181:02
prove you wrong
181:03
s1 mps together strong do you see my
181:06
point
181:07
[Music]
181:10
i shouldn't poke the bet
181:13
can't arc
181:17
fix it up i'm not going to acknowledge
181:20
it i'm not going to acknowledge it
181:21
listen dude i'm i'm at the whim of chat
181:24
i i listen i'm just going to be
181:26
i'm just going to be fixing my makeup
181:27
for a minute i'm just going to be doing
181:29
a little bit more powder there
181:30
you know [ __ ] my lips make sure
181:33
they're looking good
181:34
just gonna do that watch me think i'm
181:36
not acknowledging anything
181:38
i i don't see anything happening right
181:40
now absolutely nothing
181:41
i see absolutely nothing happening
181:46
nothing
181:49
i see zero absolutely nothing happening
181:55
i see absolutely nothing i see icy
181:58
fields of green will you deny roses
182:03
[ __ ] jesus i'm busy i can't see the
182:06
chat
182:10
[Music]
182:12
can't see it hey rose due to it being my
182:15
cake day can i get the obligatory
182:17
birthday kisses from you
182:18
ps3 is the custom in the netherlands
182:25
[Music]
182:26
what the [ __ ] yes you can have is it a
182:29
clock
182:30
yet
182:34
it's not just still [ __ ] saying
182:44
just really making sure
182:49
[Music]
182:51
that everything's perfect can't look
182:53
away no way three dollars
182:59
can't look away chap really busy with my
183:02
makeup right now
183:03
sorry uh kiss to the three dollar
183:05
donator and not to anyone that donated
183:07
more than that
183:08
together there you go how how nice was
183:11
that
183:12
see like that could be that could be all
183:14
the time
183:15
that could whoa moth oh [ __ ] buff
183:18
[ __ ]
183:22
car wait for it ciao i kill them off i'm
183:25
gonna kill them off i'm gonna kill the
183:26
[ __ ] moth i'm gonna kill it with the
183:27
dildo
183:28
i'm gonna kill it with the dildo come
183:31
here you little [ __ ]
183:32
give me a little piss give me a little
183:34
[ __ ]
183:37
hey just upload this stream in its
183:40
entirety on finster live please k
183:42
thanks i don't know how to transport
183:44
this back
183:46
i don't want to touch it okay that's
183:48
sure stay there
183:51
the dildos sitting on my chair
183:58
we can stop we can please stop we can
184:00
please stop
184:02
azure told me we have started the stream
184:03
at 7 000 a fair amount of money
184:06
[ __ ] jesus christ kachow beach boy
184:10
kachow [ __ ] boy i got it to you okay
184:13
well done well done you're very smart
184:15
just got back what dildo uh no there's
184:17
one dildo it's over on my chair
184:19
it's over there it's just i don't want
184:21
to touch it though
184:22
someday a goal will be missed and you'll
184:24
suffer the indignity of admitting you
184:26
want to do it anyway
184:30
huh what did i say someday god will be
184:33
missing you have to suffer the indignity
184:34
of missing we want to do it anyway what
184:35
[ __ ] why would i
184:37
why would i pay six hundred dollars for
184:39
six hundred seven hundred dollars to do
184:41
a goal month
184:43
just to make my video production
184:45
schedule less
184:46
good on the main channel great why i
184:48
love this community
184:50
it's so calmingly ridiculous
184:56
indeed the dildo lives on your chair
184:59
waiting for you to say it's on a pile of
185:01
clothes if it was on this channel
185:02
sure but i'm not moving it x-23 cosplay
185:05
would be awesome
185:06
an x-23 oh [ __ ] wolverine the the
185:09
wolverine's daughter
185:10
yeah that would be pretty [ __ ] cool
185:11
but i'm not uh nine
185:16
i wish all these donations would stop
185:19
one second let me just
185:21
check up on my makeup have to look
185:23
pretty
185:24
oh yeah i was complaining about being a
185:26
girl again
185:34
hey hey what the [ __ ] does that say
185:39
hey big dick daddy finn oh wait
185:43
that is rose hello big tit mommy thank
185:46
you
185:55
i will acknowledge nokia chows my entire
185:58
[ __ ] chat is just kachows
186:00
the mods of taking [ __ ] part in it
186:02
this is a bad trend they just keep
186:04
giving [ __ ]
186:05
i don't know
186:09
okay oh my god okay that was a bit of a
186:12
girl sneeze i'll give you that one uh
186:16
that one that okay that one scream and
186:19
panic when there is a bug within six
186:21
feet of view
186:24
what are you on ironically from panic i
186:26
don't like bugs why do you like bugs
186:28
they fly what if one lands on me dude
186:30
what am i going to do then i've only got
186:31
a knife on my hands on my arm my arms
186:33
are more fanfic before this gets out of
186:35
hand
186:36
oh wait kachow dude we could 100
186:39
[ __ ] please write fan fiction i want
186:42
to see
186:42
whole smut about finn i don't care who i
186:45
[ __ ]
186:46
or how just [ __ ] may it happen that'd
186:48
be cool
186:50
ka-chan can't wait for your dad to
186:53
stumble across your dildo collection i
186:55
think he has
186:56
he came round to clean before and there
186:58
were definitely things that you guys
186:59
have sent me just laying around that
187:01
have been moved
187:02
so he's definitely seen them at the very
187:04
least
187:06
at the very least because he didn't
187:07
throw him away so
187:09
you know there was that they're all by
187:11
the way all in their packaging don't
187:13
[ __ ]
187:13
you know don't put anything on me but
187:15
like you know
187:16
he's seen him he didn't say anything to
187:19
me
187:20
he said nothing to me but yeah no he
187:21
didn't say anything to me
187:23
he never mentioned it which makes me
187:25
skeptical
187:27
anyway hold on chan i've got a gift for
187:30
you everyone in chat that hasn't donated
187:31
i've got a special gift
187:32
just for you hold on uh i just redid my
187:36
lips
187:36
so
187:42
just for you just for you there you go
187:45
how nice was that
187:46
that was that was me right there how
187:48
nice was that
187:50
it's you writer finn thicke [ __ ] yes
187:54
please that would be [ __ ] cool
187:58
any uh that would be cool as [ __ ] that'd
188:00
be cool i want like the [ __ ] finn at
188:02
night
188:02
uh fan fiction
188:06
phoenix rose and finnex frieza fanfics
188:09
incoming
188:11
good lord finex rose holy [ __ ] can we do
188:14
that
188:14
finnex rose that's cool as [ __ ]
188:19
hell yeah
188:23
you're asking for what pad writers to
188:25
white smut for you that's loki kind of
188:26
dangerous
188:27
dangerous is it i don't know what the
188:29
[ __ ] is going to happen though
188:30
because like dude i don't know i just
188:34
kind of want to see
188:35
what the [ __ ] it's funny though it is
188:36
kind of funny media share
188:40
i'm scared of what the [ __ ] happens if i
188:43
allow media share
188:46
okay it's on i'm fairly certain this is
188:50
just going to be
188:53
yeah this is that one sorry what the
188:56
[ __ ] did you donate
188:58
now back to kachow well i'm not no more
189:00
could
189:14
already
189:27
during this piece of [ __ ] piece of [ __ ]
189:30
thing
189:36
i don't think i'm gonna say it i think
189:37
we're good
189:39
okay we're solid jesus christ ha
189:46
wait is that
189:52
hey them titties yeah
189:56
[ __ ]
190:02
i feel like there's gotta be worse clips
190:04
there's gotta be
190:05
but also solid [ __ ] montage i like
190:08
how we're just swapping out the tamer
190:09
ones over time
190:12
what can i do what the [ __ ] can i do to
190:15
get on to the
190:16
number number five what do i do chat
190:19
what am i doing are you getting those
190:21
ears pierced
190:23
uh i don't know the [ __ ] i keep
190:26
explaining the [ __ ] tattoo artist the
190:27
person that's like i'm supposed to go to
190:29
get
190:29
it done keeps like bailing so i have no
190:31
idea they're very flaky
190:39
get a real bikini i have a real bikini
190:45
i have one i have a real bikini i just
190:48
have never worn it for
190:49
very obvious reasons i am
190:52
not skinny enough for this [ __ ] i'm not
190:54
shaped in a way that is
190:56
womanly f1 and then when gm5
190:59
passes all night long
191:02
[ __ ] what is this
191:11
it just keeps [ __ ] going
191:14
whip it out for number five what the
191:16
[ __ ] i make finster it
191:18
i make finster at night uh you need to
191:20
make more lewd and ass showing and blue
191:22
dropping
191:23
[ __ ] yeah okay
191:29
what if i like [ __ ] i mean i i don't
191:32
know what i can and cannot get banned
191:34
for on twitch
191:42
wow wow wow wow wow
191:45
wow wow wow honestly
191:49
charlie [ __ ] me here i'm waiting until
191:53
i just have to eat a banana on the
191:54
stream that's gonna be the next thing i
191:56
think
191:56
that's gonna be the next one
192:04
oh my [ __ ] god
192:22
[Music]
192:26
how most girls be like towards me good
192:28
job
192:29
[ __ ] good good good line but oh my god
192:32
what the [ __ ] was that
192:34
sweet dreams yeah what the [ __ ]
192:37
i remind you [ __ ] ex machina level
192:40
[ __ ] dude what the
192:41
[ __ ] i'm just scared what if that what
192:46
i was a robot developing self-awareness
192:49
look it'll be easy maybe i'll do a
192:52
fanfic of of him 20 years from now
192:54
imagine an older finn my co-workers
192:57
might be a little sad i was watching
192:58
your stream at work why would that be a
193:01
fan fiction that you'd want to write a
193:02
moya
193:03
i'm looking for the i'm looking for not
193:05
just a story i'm looking i'm not looking
193:07
for finn down bad on his look
193:09
i'm looking for i'm looking for you know
193:13
just straight up smut dude just come on
193:16
dude
193:16
you got it it's a dental training you
193:19
can like you know it's fine
193:20
it's not that bad but it is the worst
193:22
bit
193:25
hello no i was gonna say something i'm
193:28
not gonna say
193:29
[ __ ] say it fine hello dbbs
193:34
please feel free to sit along the
193:36
sidelines you don't have to do anything
193:38
uh the makeup uh has been
193:41
an interesting one originally
193:44
i didn't i i it was a chore it was well
193:47
i mean it still kind of is originally
193:48
the makeup was like
193:49
oh [ __ ]
193:53
okay listen i'll give you one thing
193:57
right
193:58
the makeup is definitely the makeup is
194:00
definitely a chore
194:02
however i don't mind
194:06
the [ __ ] the result from it you know
194:08
what i mean like if
194:10
if i could click my fingers and makeup
194:12
done then sure
194:15
and you know that would be better i
194:17
could that would be easier right that'd
194:19
be
194:19
a better thing because makeup is a bit
194:20
of a chore but it is like fun
194:23
sometimes to [ __ ] around with it but
194:26
it's usually
194:28
not my [ __ ] eyeliner's scuffed hold
194:30
on
194:31
now i'm like looking at everything
194:39
dude
194:46
do you want do you even care about me
194:48
correcting the makeup is to the banana
194:50
stream
194:50
do i need to look good for you chet
194:56
cause
195:00
it's a little bit scar
195:03
wanna watch cars three [ __ ] yeah dude
195:06
i'll watch cars three
195:11
i got my [ __ ] eyeliner
195:16
camp rock infinity war
195:27
someone send me banana
195:32
alternatively
195:34
i can just do the same thing with the
195:35
banana but with a 10 inch dildo that i
195:37
have over there
195:38
it's like the same size i can just do it
195:40
like that pronounce
195:41
him or [ __ ] i don't care what cars do
195:44
with this guy thinking
195:44
like okay you know like nothing's going
195:48
to happen
195:49
i can't hear [ __ ] what the [ __ ] so um
195:52
i cannot hear any of that i didn't hear
195:54
a single thing of that everything's so
195:56
quiet
195:57
yeah [ __ ] okay
196:01
i'll let this play while i do while i
196:03
correct my eyeliner
196:04
it's got more fun as time goes on
196:08
it's been okay um
196:12
it's got more fun as time goes on i
196:13
don't like to admit it
196:15
it's got more fun as time goes on it's
196:18
not that bad
196:20
um it's
196:23
the eyelashes i'm not looking at chat i
196:26
know you're scrubbing egg
196:28
okay i can't turn the volume up
196:32
it's just not working some clips are
196:34
just quieter than others
196:35
[Music]
196:37
like you don't want me to turn this up
196:38
right i'll take care of
196:42
attack oh my this my [ __ ] eye is not
196:46
dry bro
196:48
why are you just calling me egg
196:50
[Music]
196:55
just [ __ ] please it for glory it's
196:58
heavy here
197:03
i forgot he's australian all right slow
197:05
down you [ __ ]
197:07
there you go banana streams of the
197:10
future
197:11
i'm waiting i it's just a it's just a
197:13
fruit salad stream
197:14
meta please that's better i'm down for
197:17
that i'm down to the mate
197:18
thanks for being you you are one of the
197:20
reason why i dare to live as a fanboy
197:22
slash girl
197:24
[ __ ] yeah hell yeah just try not to go
197:26
to
197:27
tesco's in a giant prom dress that's my
197:30
tip
197:32
s one m piece of the strong kitchen
197:36
i found a banana um i will
197:40
i will hold no bounds whacking you with
197:43
this
197:43
or this stop
197:47
oh thank [ __ ] when wearing the giant
197:49
bops
197:50
oh my god did i have it hold on there's
197:52
a company that literally reached out to
197:53
me on twitter
197:54
called ryana and they make those like
197:57
giant [ __ ] chest plates
198:03
they reached out to me on twitter and
198:04
they're like please let us send you
198:05
stuff
198:06
um can i show i think i can do i [ __ ]
198:09
can i oh my god hello
198:11
hello yeah
198:14
i wanted to they they i don't know if i
198:16
can show it because i don't want to
198:17
expose a ton of dms
198:19
oh no can i [ __ ] these are just replies
198:21
okay right this is what they dm me
198:23
so there are i believe a chinese company
198:26
that they do
198:27
a bunch of i don't even know if i can
198:28
show it though because they do let me
198:30
see
198:31
let me see what i can show
198:35
like can i find something that's like
198:38
what they do without being inappropriate
198:40
because they make bobs
198:42
okay little okay right right here's what
198:44
they do here's what they make they make
198:46
these things
198:46
but you can see like it's
198:50
you [ __ ] you know i've never
198:52
personally found one of these that i
198:54
liked
198:54
ever once but apparently they're good so
198:57
i don't know maybe i'll take up the
199:02
offer
199:05
alternatively
199:08
alternatively
199:12
mama milky big boba that's a guy by the
199:15
way chad this is
199:16
this oh i don't know what that
199:17
identifies but then there's
199:19
crossdressers
199:20
so you know that's you know
199:23
not real boba but i could have those
199:25
bobas
199:26
i could have those bobas i could get
199:29
those
199:30
size [ __ ] million i could get those
199:34
bobas
199:35
but would i you know what i mean
199:40
they follow me
199:43
mommy milkers do i get the mommy milkers
199:46
dude the [ __ ] back breakers
199:48
back injury included [ __ ] it i'll
199:51
accept that dm be like
199:54
what
199:55
[Music]
199:57
what sort of promo
200:01
because they asked for a promo but i
200:03
don't know whether that means put
200:05
what the [ __ ]
200:26
uh well
200:32
what what do you have to offer to to me
200:36
so okay my chat knows what this is hold
200:38
on
200:39
we're getting to it milkshakes we're
200:40
getting to it
200:42
we're getting to milkshakes
200:47
give it a minute give it a second
200:51
here it is
201:01
[Music]
201:04
good job
201:11
oh ricky oh ricky
201:16
just fit sorry rose
201:19
this this is an undercut this is an
201:21
undercut we don't want you looking like
201:23
a carrot
201:24
this is an undercut
201:28
[Music]
201:33
[Music]
201:37
excuse me the [ __ ] internet just
201:40
talked to me
201:46
okay i don't
201:49
i don't want one because like
201:53
what's the point what's the need when
201:56
you have your hair down you don't know
201:58
it's there like imagine like
202:00
your hair like imagine you got your hair
202:01
forward and it's just half of it's just
202:03
not there
202:04
like imagine you've got [ __ ] this but
202:06
it's just half of it's just not there
202:08
like all this is just gone how [ __ ]
202:11
weird would that look though
202:13
very anyway
202:16
oh [ __ ] god
202:32
it's not that bad can we get a rewind on
202:35
that i don't know if i did that in my
202:36
brain
202:39
dude i'm [ __ ] man oh wait hold on
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i did dude okay it's i can't dude i
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cannot refer to myself as she during
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government it's so
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[ __ ] difficult oh wait what i
202:51
couldn't click it hold on i'll click it
202:53
oh these
202:54
my boobies my mess is this [ __ ] ion b
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or [ __ ] who is it who the [ __ ] is
203:03
this
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it's someone the [ __ ] titties my
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super stuffed up milkies
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my hunger bonger dwinky boinky my
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[ __ ] fabric stretching with laughing
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gravity welling
203:16
sex smells you mean these super duper
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ultra hyper goddamn [ __ ] food
203:28
kachow
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nice i don't know who the [ __ ] i i want
203:32
to know who it is it's either
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b or [ __ ] the other person
203:37
the other one what the [ __ ] am i on
203:40
about the one that plays vr
203:42
you know who i'm on about right
203:53
i don't know what the body body
203:56
lasts
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[Music]
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why was this allowed but the other one
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wasn't
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good job
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[Music]
204:29
that was solid that was a solid one that
204:31
was solid that was okay
204:32
i agree with that one that one is
204:34
allowed to survive
204:36
that one's all right
204:40
one can stay ah i need to pee
204:45
place your bets rereads 12.5 k
204:48
this stream well i'm gonna go p if you
204:51
donate 500
204:52
please let me know in temporarily
204:54
disabled media just in case someone
204:56
plays something awful
204:57
so i'm gonna go pee i'm gonna you know
205:00
uh urinate i'm gonna go urinate
205:03
brb i am alive
205:20
ship didn't even notice i paid for the
205:22
sub with adobe stuff lemao
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[Music]
206:31
he forgot is she
206:58
chow
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[Music]
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so high chair nice to see you in charge
207:13
again as is only right
207:40
caracal
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dude dude could you imagine
208:09
being a woman and having to sit down to
208:11
pee
208:12
what idiots what dummies or little
208:15
idiot dumb dumbs that must be so s that
208:19
must be so
208:20
sucky hello that must suck for me idiots
208:23
imagine having to sit down to pee huh
208:26
idiots
208:28
imagine not having a she-wee idiots
208:32
yeah women get yourself a sheewy or
208:36
suck you can stay dumb
208:41
forever
208:47
[Music]
208:49
he says as he says to be i don't sit to
208:51
i stand to pee
208:52
idiot like i'm like a cool guy
208:55
i'm a cool guy imagine misogyny
208:59
it's a it's funny misogyny though right
209:02
you know what i mean
209:03
did you wash your hands yes they're
209:04
still slightly i would like to thanks
209:06
all the chatter men women in bees and
209:08
allies in this chat
209:10
you all help form a wonderful community
209:13
whatever you go through
209:14
you are validated thanks to everyone who
209:17
donated and get some hearts sun chat for
209:19
finn's suffering
209:22
okay it was so nice it was so cute until
209:25
the very end
209:26
[ __ ] you john you had you have such a
209:28
way with words and then
209:30
god damn it an oddly abusive advertising
209:32
campaign
209:33
hey women it's tired of not standing to
209:36
pee
209:37
like dummies get the sheeway sitting
209:40
puppy is kinda comfortable thought
209:43
what oh hold on one second
209:53
[Music]
209:57
it sucks being verbally abused by
209:59
someone who sounds like my older sister
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oh wait i control her fate with every
210:14
dollar
210:42
wait guys my mic was muted the entire
210:44
time why didn't you tell me
210:46
chad why didn't you tell me my mic was
210:48
muted why are you why are you so mean to
210:50
me
210:50
why didn't no one tell me they didn't
210:53
hear anything
210:55
no they didn't hear anything about the
210:56
sex no none
210:59
yeah no no they heard nothing about our
211:01
butt sex the mic's muted
211:06
anyway huh uh
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yeah i told them all i was going to the
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bathroom
211:15
it was crazy they don't even know yet
211:18
it's nuts not a single one of them can
211:20
lip root either
211:23
i don't think so no why i don't think
211:26
there's any fan fictions of us it's not
211:28
fiction
211:29
that is true it's just it's fun
211:32
non-fiction about our about uh
211:38
oh wow thank you for the 12 month sub
211:40
marisa
211:41
hell yeah anyway i've got to unmute
211:45
i've got it on mute i got to talk to
211:46
them again they're going to get angry
211:49
love you love you bait uh baby love you
211:52
baby
211:52
thank you love you too
211:56
i can't believe we've we've been married
211:57
and they still don't know
212:05
all right i gotta unmute i got on a mute
212:07
i gotta unmute
212:10
all right
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hey chat what's poppin
212:16
um i was just talking to marisa about um
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dominoes which i'm going to order now uh
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long conversation about pizza
212:28
hold on i do actually want domino's
212:31
though there's like i've got five
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minutes to order domino's
212:33
i feel like i can get this done
212:38
uh okay let's use my [ __ ] template
212:41
last order minus that minus that
212:44
get myself one of those that that that
212:48
[ __ ] yeah let's go order
212:51
delivery pog champ muted
212:54
am i muted chat hold on am i muted
212:58
i gotta wait [ __ ] okay i don't care if
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i'm muted
213:01
i gotta order dominoes real quick
213:06
do you know what my phone number is i
213:07
can't remember it
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guys
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ah [ __ ] i don't want a password bro
213:22
[Music]
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i don't want to make an account dude
213:26
they're going to spit on my pizza i'm
213:28
ordering like three minutes till they
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close
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give money to charity god i'm so glad
213:38
my chant can't hear me i [ __ ] hate
213:40
charity
213:41
god i you know i want to show the orphan
213:44
the starving orphans the pizza
213:46
that's what i want i don't want to
213:48
donate to them i want to
213:49
rub it in their face they're dumb stupid
213:51
little orphaned faces
213:54
i do thoroughly enjoy these streams if
213:57
ever want nice non-smutty fanfictions
213:59
just ask
214:00
got a library of recommendations
214:05
would you look at that
214:09
oh [ __ ] dude i gotta verify
214:12
paypal come on dude come on dude i know
214:14
it's a business count i just want
214:15
dominos
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give me a minute identity confirm come
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on baby come on baby come on baby
214:21
come on baby let's go
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they're gonna take a they're gonna not
214:30
on my pizza bro
214:31
there we go we're in we're in okay let
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me unmute
214:41
[Music]
214:45
aussie aussie aussie hello how are you
214:54
today
214:57
oh my god [ __ ] i clicked my mouse i
215:00
don't know if anything happened
215:00
oh uh hi if you answer the door in a
215:03
swimsuit again it'll stop don't knowing
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wait i don't have any [ __ ] swimsuit
215:11
i've got the bikini but i'm not gonna
215:13
wear a [ __ ] bikini
215:14
that's not worth it um i don't have a
215:17
swimsuit [ __ ]
215:18
holy [ __ ] give me something that's not a
215:20
swimsuit give me something that's not a
215:22
swimsuit
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give me something that's not a swimsuit
215:25
because i don't know where it is i don't
215:26
know where the swimsuit is
215:28
give me something that's not a swimsuit
215:32
we got half an hour why do you always
215:35
wait till the last minute to order food
215:37
put the rose
215:38
collar on for it
215:42
a terrible idea wait does that mean
215:44
super minox does that mean you'll stop
215:46
uh donating
215:47
for the [ __ ] stream you'll stop
215:48
gifting money gifting money today
215:53
would that be good
216:00
let's see let me see if they've actually
216:02
accepted this order
216:03
oh my god they have holy [ __ ] they're
216:05
[ __ ] legends
216:08
okay full ass naked what a great idea
216:11
[Music]
216:15
made outfit you don't decide dude you
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weren't the one
216:18
being terrorist by the [ __ ] donating
216:20
a bunch being
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causing me pain
216:27
they're just testing bits out [ __ ] yeah
216:29
it works hot chili peppers one piece
216:31
suit
216:32
what course it
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dude god i don't know where the [ __ ]
216:37
course it is
216:38
oh i know i 100 do you know where the
216:40
course is i think it's in a draw but i
216:42
i'd that have to get up
216:43
away do i say you live now and not early
216:45
away sad face
216:49
let's go do it what
216:52
oh sorry i didn't understand what the
216:56
[ __ ] it was
216:56
with the one week extension not only do
216:59
we get girl halloween but also bob's now
217:01
go to valentine's day
217:03
ah [ __ ] i didn't do anything with
217:05
valentine's day
217:08
nothing changed on valentine's day for
217:10
me anyway dude
217:11
that wouldn't have made a difference in
217:13
my schedule
217:15
i mean sure that i have to wear bobs on
217:17
an extra day that i didn't expect to
217:19
but that doesn't change much
217:27
door with pants on your head do you mean
217:30
british pants or american pants because
217:32
american pants those just [ __ ]
217:33
trousers
217:34
british pens that's a little bit odd pvc
217:37
dress and whip
217:38
oh [ __ ] yeah
217:41
see that's clever the [ __ ]
217:44
the the [ __ ] latex dress from that
217:46
one from 24 hours
217:51
hey what the [ __ ]
217:58
what the [ __ ] why
218:03
why why why why can i get an error
218:08
our [ __ ] god suck my dick and balls
218:11
not really
218:12
just my balls suck my balls i hate you
218:15
no
218:19
arara
218:24
stop asking me to say the [ __ ] anime
218:28
i don't like it it's i don't know what
218:30
the words mean
218:32
i know what it means i don't want i
218:34
don't know i don't speak the language
218:36
what do you think i know what arara
218:38
means
218:43
that's what i know that's a good british
218:45
word
218:53
can you say draw without the d
219:06
raw
219:08
i don't get it
219:13
raw xd
219:16
[ __ ] okay well yeah well done it means
219:20
oh me oh my but they're the same word
219:27
god no jesus christ this is just awful
219:29
things
219:32
can i get it i didn't hear you
219:37
i didn't hear what you said sorry might
219:38
be might be hold on let me turn on media
219:40
share again might be i
219:42
completely coughed over what you were
219:43
saying and i didn't hear you
219:46
my bad that's so inconvenient for me and
219:50
you
219:50
god that sucks
219:55
[Music]
219:57
oh damn oh [ __ ] thanks
220:08
good job
220:28
i should make like a meter
221:13
now this this is comedy oh what the f
221:17
no no no [ __ ] you with whip sounds like
221:19
a great idea it could be combined with
221:21
tugging
221:22
me nice maybe you could
221:25
answer the door in a swimsuit kachow
221:28
minox
221:29
no that dude you know [ __ ] damn well
221:33
mamoya has not been here [ __ ] okay i'm
221:35
gonna talk but i'm not gonna answer the
221:37
door in a latex dress
221:43
give me a [ __ ] minute god [ __ ] you
221:46
god you little [ __ ]
221:47
you little piece of [ __ ] you little [ __ ]
221:50
head you little [ __ ]
221:54
minox [ __ ] gremlin ass mother
221:57
gremlin absolute god damn it
222:04
for the latex there's no shot there is
222:08
no
222:08
there is actually no shot i didn't say a
222:11
dono goal for
222:12
any any [ __ ] latex dude you know how
222:15
much
222:16
do you know i need to grab a corset for
222:18
that [ __ ]
222:21
dude okay wait how much time do i have
222:23
okay number one
222:24
[ __ ] ah
222:28
no tuck it's you you show up too
222:31
late dude [ __ ] incredible oh in all
222:35
fairness this is like absolutely scuffed
222:36
now because i just [ __ ] did a jump
222:38
before i'd
222:38
when i saw that i already undid the tuck
222:41
so you're welcome
222:42
um when i jumped okay listen
222:47
okay listen i know camera's on gremlin
222:51
uh okay how much time do i have let me
222:52
see how much time i have
222:56
does it say it's it's it's baking
222:59
apparently
223:00
it's baking how do i talk i'm already
223:02
wearing tucking underwear it's just like
223:03
they're kind of scuffed i'm not doing
223:05
like a proper big
223:06
tuck if i did a proper big tuck i get
223:08
the thing okay it's baking
223:10
in theory in theory i could change into
223:13
a latex dress
223:16
would you stop donating
223:19
would you stop donating in this stream
223:22
if i put on a latex dress and got the
223:24
door
223:25
would you stop donating milkshake
223:36
i don't know if you're if they're in
223:37
chat
223:40
i'm [ __ ] awful at seeing names
223:41
because it's moving so quickly
223:45
hi he'd like to order a milkshake with a
223:48
side of later they say yeah i can't tell
223:50
if they said yeah
223:51
[ __ ] it dude in spirit you promised yes
223:53
i would stop
223:54
dude wait what okay wait starve said he
223:57
would stop
223:57
i'm for today for today [ __ ] good
224:01
enough for me boys good enough for me
224:03
boys where's my [ __ ] corset
224:06
that's a dildo uh what do i do with this
224:10
i don't want to touch it
224:14
it's okay i'd never stop donating it
224:22
all right chat
224:26
okay i have a corset i have a corset let
224:30
me grab the dress let me show you what
224:32
the [ __ ] i wanted
224:35
[Music]
224:38
okay this will be my last donno for
224:40
today's stream if you get into a latex
224:43
dress
224:50
[Music]
225:10
chat this is the dress this is the
225:13
[ __ ] dress
225:14
this is like it's it's like latex so
225:16
it's like got a bunch of like stuff on
225:17
it so it's not shiny right now but it's
225:19
[ __ ] you know it's a latex dress
225:23
what did he say okay this will be my
225:26
last donut for today's stream
225:27
if you get into the latex dress [ __ ] it
225:29
i got minox as well that wasn't even
225:31
part of the initial deal that's [ __ ]
225:32
that's enough for me
225:34
okay right god damn it okay okay okay
225:38
okay
225:39
[ __ ] i gotta put that on though [ __ ]
225:42
[ __ ]
225:42
okay how do i okay i gotta unlace this
225:46
oh no i already didn't like this
225:48
[ __ ] yeah okay let me loosen it a bit
225:50
and then we're good
225:51
all right give me a sec let me quickly
225:54
bonk that all right
225:58
uh [ __ ] which one is up and down this
226:00
way's up okay solid
226:04
well well look who's inside again
226:14
this is a [ __ ] awful idea
226:20
that's a lot of loose lace is that
226:22
actually enough to put in
226:27
okay
226:32
uh that's gotta be enough okay [ __ ] it
226:35
give me a minute
226:37
i'm gonna go set this thing to
226:42
[ __ ]
226:46
hold on
226:51
[Music]
226:55
i'm not gonna write [ __ ] okay
226:57
[Music]
227:00
did you just call me did someone in chat
227:01
just say hope you
227:03
tom and ho were you transgender
227:07
no to both i'm neither a hoe nor trans
227:10
[Music]
227:14
of course it's a horrible for your
227:16
internal organs i know
227:18
i never wanted them in the first place
227:32
[Music]
227:43
[Music]
228:38
okay right i've i'm actually going to
228:42
like
228:42
turn off my camera just in case because
228:44
i've now got to get completely [ __ ]
228:45
undressed
228:48
this is insane oh wait i might have done
228:51
my corset a little bit
228:52
wrong
228:54
[Music]
229:04
oh my god okay
229:11
i remember this thing being [ __ ]
229:12
awful by the way just so you know i
229:15
remember it being
229:16
really [ __ ] uncomfortable and i don't
229:19
remember it looking all that great
229:24
[Music]
229:35
oh my god this is [ __ ] dumb
229:43
[Music]
229:46
doesn't it
229:52
[Music]
230:02
at the latex gloves dude i have no idea
230:04
where they are and also
230:06
i'm in like nails and everything that's
230:08
there's no shot that's gonna work
230:11
[Music]
230:17
wait do i [ __ ] okay where am i wait
230:19
i'm like doing a bit of a
230:20
thing here that's gonna be worse i'm
230:23
gonna correct it before it gets
230:25
too bad
230:28
interesting i have to worry about a
230:30
goddamn hey everyone
230:32
a cat is here and i'm never gonna shut
230:34
the [ __ ] up
230:35
i just wanna listen to the music
230:41
okay this is dumb
230:45
what the [ __ ] guy in chat
230:52
you have fishnets i don't i mean i do
230:54
but i [ __ ]
230:55
[ __ ] if i'm gonna be able to find them
230:56
by the time this domino's order arrives
231:04
this is not a great holy [ __ ]
231:18
[Music]
231:35
this sucks wait how the [ __ ]
231:43
[Music]
231:48
did i have to put this on over my head i
231:50
can't even remember
231:59
i can hear it yeah i know because it's
232:02
goddamn
232:02
well you know what if i got gremlin
232:06
i will mute my i feel like i should mute
232:08
my goddamn mic for this
232:10
maybe i do it like this hold on it's
232:14
like it's getting the thing over my ass
232:17
oh my
232:18
giant ass
232:28
[Music]
232:38
push
232:40
jesus inch by institute
232:57
oh wait this is is this wrong oh god
233:00
imagine if i just
233:01
done this entire thing wrong
233:06
okay so it's mainly on me right now
233:27
this feels like it's so so easy to break
233:32
it feels like it it's like it's so easy
233:35
to break
233:36
like if i just pulled this a little bit
233:39
[Music]
233:41
there's no okay this does not
233:45
this is not gonna look good chat
233:50
[Music]
233:56
all right you're gonna have to be all
233:57
right with us actually no not looking
233:58
good at all
234:08
[Music]
234:10
where do you get the playlist from it's
234:12
just never gonna give you up in note
234:16
blocks
234:18
[Music]
234:22
is this done
234:26
i don't even know hey everyone a cat is
234:28
here i don't care
234:32
all right
234:34
[Music]
234:39
i feel like these need bigger bobs
234:43
and also for them
234:49
[Music]
234:53
okay i'm turning my camera on i wish i
234:56
could see this before you [ __ ] can
234:58
hold on
235:01
[Music]
235:03
okay let me see if i can see this before
235:13
can i like
235:15
okay dude
235:19
okay right [ __ ] it i'm done i'm done i'm
235:21
ready
235:22
this is so stupid this is so dumb this
235:25
is so [ __ ] dumb
235:31
ah okay ready three two
235:35
ah welcome welcome to me
235:39
this would look better in any other
235:41
circumstance
235:43
huh you said you'd stop joined stream
235:46
late today what did i miss
236:06
okay well [ __ ] waistline's great you
236:08
know at least we got that
236:11
so what do i do oh my [ __ ] god is it
236:13
really
236:17
oh you got just [ __ ] in time
236:22
hold on you little [ __ ]
236:26
oh you little [ __ ] [ __ ] i got it
236:29
oh my god you [ __ ] okay you [ __ ] you
236:31
[ __ ] as you [ __ ] as you [ __ ]
236:32
[ __ ] you're all [ __ ]
238:34
okay i [ __ ] can't even put it down
238:37
anyway
238:39
what do i even [ __ ] put this god
238:40
[ __ ] piss
238:44
[Music]
238:48
isn't it annoying when people say
238:50
they'll do something and then go back on
238:52
their word
238:53
i do what do you mean do some
238:58
i i went exactly
239:02
oh you [ __ ] you little piece of [ __ ]
239:06
oh you [ __ ] no not this [ __ ] no
239:10
no
239:13
[Music]
239:14
you it's official
239:17
rose's body is bikini ready
239:28
you little shits what the [ __ ]
239:31
delivery guy be like cam girl
239:34
yeah yeah you [ __ ] [ __ ] god okay
239:39
listen
239:40
oh my god corset lace is sticking out i
239:43
i didn't have much time to repair
239:44
i'm so sorry i'm staying here
239:48
you can't see [ __ ] it's just like i'm
239:49
wearing a top now what you get none of
239:51
the benefit
239:52
[ __ ] you
240:05
okay oh damn it's time
240:09
there's
240:12
okay i i should have clarified
240:24
mm-hmm oh i'm so sorry them shoulders
240:26
don't i know the [ __ ]
240:27
i got them shot i mean i could just sit
240:29
like [ __ ] this all day but
240:31
like oh damn stuff just
240:35
dude i swear to [ __ ] god promise you
240:38
made a promise
240:40
you wouldn't go back on the promise like
240:42
staff said you wouldn't go back on your
240:44
promise
240:45
[Music]
240:49
damn bro you looking really submissive
240:51
and breathable tonight
240:53
keep up the good work submissive i look
240:55
submissive right now
240:56
is that what you get from this no
241:00
you get submissive from this hell
241:04
hey can this be heard from your front
241:06
door just for future reference you know
241:10
uh yeah probably why because i usually
241:13
have that way if my fans on then yeah
241:15
because the windows open
241:19
not going to lie you are looking pretty
241:21
hot right now finn
241:22
i did not promise not to donate so that
241:25
is nice okay
241:26
enjoy your food okay
241:33
i stopped donors those are some subs
241:35
with oh
241:36
yeah oh just subs for the nice people
241:38
here how
241:39
how good how nice
241:42
you do it all thomas what's the
241:44
difference i do this all the time
241:46
[ __ ] what this is like loose because
241:48
i'm like sitting wrong but
241:49
okay i need to pull this down over my
241:53
it's [ __ ] riding up okay it's like
241:56
fully rolled up
241:58
i [ __ ] god damn it i hate this
242:01
[ __ ] thing
242:02
simps together strong oh thank you
242:05
that's so nice
242:06
what the [ __ ] okay
242:13
pizza person how they react i stayed
242:15
behind the door i would they saw me
242:17
i didn't i i didn't see them on the
242:19
camera when i was about to check so i
242:21
was like okay they've left it at the
242:22
door
242:22
open the door fully he's just there my
242:26
camera just wasn't loading
242:27
he's just [ __ ] right the delivery guy
242:29
just right there looking at me
242:30
i go oh hi and then i i just stay behind
242:33
the door and i just grab the thing
242:35
and do this and it's the pizza's like
242:37
folding because it's so much weight and
242:38
i'm trying to grab it with one hand
242:40
because i didn't want to [ __ ] just
242:41
stand there in this
242:44
gremlins absolute [ __ ] gremlins
242:47
a lot of you yes yep simps together
242:51
strong
242:51
okay was he cute
242:55
shut the [ __ ] up what am i gonna say
242:57
what am i what what do you expect me to
242:59
say that
243:03
my god
243:10
with the whip oh yeah with the whip you
243:12
seem all ready to toss i should have
243:13
brought
243:14
off course i should have brought the
243:15
[ __ ] whip dude
243:17
god damn it i should have bought the
243:18
whip it's a genuine question wait what
243:21
what is what's a genuine question
243:24
was the delivery guy cute no he wasn't
243:28
because he could have been [ __ ] ryan
243:30
gosling i would have said no he's not
243:32
cause guess what i'm a straight guy
243:35
i'm a straight man is that so hard
243:39
to to wrap your brain around
243:42
oh my god can i i dude
243:45
i need to correct wha what the [ __ ] is
243:47
happening right here
243:52
dress is just ridden up completely bro
244:00
need to get me some like fish nets dude
244:02
that's the next thing
244:04
as a punishment dress time then this is
244:06
the [ __ ]
244:07
this is about as bad as it gets for me
244:10
anyway
244:11
uh
244:15
go for a stroll no uh for
244:20
[ __ ] tons uh
244:25
my god
244:29
can you be straight and admit someone's
244:30
cute i am straight
244:32
women cute not men men no men bad men
244:35
not cute men not cute at all
244:37
men ugly men not attractive this is so
244:41
chaotic there's such a skeletal stream
244:42
but fenster brings it on himself
244:44
yeah shut up shut up you
244:48
oh my god okay i'm just adjusting the
244:51
straps of my dress
244:53
can i get up give me a minute i gotta
244:55
[ __ ] pull this
244:56
[ __ ] dress down
244:59
oh my god okay standing is so much
245:02
easier than sitting because i'm [ __ ]
245:03
tough okay
245:05
the noises this thing makes
245:10
well you are straight just like
245:11
spaghetti until they get wet
245:14
okay uh shut the up
245:17
oh my god dude it's so [ __ ] like
245:21
like look at this [ __ ] it's so [ __ ]
245:23
it's on me like i got
245:25
what the [ __ ] do i do i hate this this
245:27
thing is dumb
245:29
oh my god
245:34
sorry the tuck like underwear has become
245:36
just a thong and it just
245:37
shot right up into my sphincter swear to
245:40
god i've never felt something
245:42
that close to it's just on my [ __ ]
245:45
okay
245:46
um
245:49
okay even when we know that nothing in
245:52
this world is eternal i know deep down
245:54
that you and i will live together till
245:56
eternity
245:57
i will love you forever and i will never
245:59
fall out of love with you
246:00
i am always here to be your lover until
246:03
the end of time
246:04
so you can tell that's not my girlfriend
246:06
because it says ooh
246:08
can the homophobic i would break up the
246:11
guy's
246:11
cute even if you're straight so was he
246:15
cute kind of homophobic to not say guys
246:18
are cute
246:20
he wasn't cute i'm sorry delivery man
246:30
admittedly it got a lot more hot when he
246:32
bent me over and smacked my ass
246:34
but like that was before he gave me the
246:36
pizza so like it doesn't really count as
246:38
a pizza delivery you're cute
246:40
so what
246:47
so i'm just trying your cutest fair play
246:50
fair play
246:51
hey shook your no attention hey dude
246:53
pretty sure finn did say
246:55
he could find a guy cute or attractive
246:57
as per the stream with lyra
247:00
i mean i can appreciate that a guy could
247:03
be attractive
247:05
but that's not like cute cute and like
247:07
attractive are two different things
247:08
cute it's like okay you know like it's
247:10
something that you like
247:12
attractive is like objective
247:15
abstract attractive is like saying like
247:18
yeah they're an attractive person
247:19
[ __ ] ryan gosling attractive guy is
247:21
he cute to me
247:22
no you know what i mean you realize you
247:24
didn't specify how long you would wear
247:26
the dress or tuck for
247:29
oh [ __ ] yeah wait can i take this off am
247:32
i good
247:33
i'm gonna get [ __ ] down oh this
247:36
[ __ ] thing it gives me nightmares it
247:38
just immediately goes
247:40
immediately rides up
247:45
no or what or what [ __ ] none of you
247:48
are [ __ ] the donator
247:50
i don't fear any of you none of you are
247:52
milkshakes or
247:53
uh [ __ ]
247:56
oh god who the [ __ ] was it none of your
247:59
milkshakes [ __ ]
248:00
or none of your milkshakes none of your
248:02
milkshakes
248:06
how much to install velma bobs
248:12
i mean i could take the bra off if we
248:15
installed velma bobs
248:18
then again they stick on you so it's
248:20
like way more annoying
248:21
my cat is cute but i'm not attracted to
248:24
her same thing
248:32
i'd say um a lot
248:35
how about [ __ ] well you are sort of a
248:37
guy you are cute and attractive so
248:41
uh uh 169
248:45
and 60 nine
248:48
cents that's what it is to add the velma
248:50
bobs i gotta find them
248:54
there's somewhere so we're just
248:56
negotiating a price yeah pretty much
249:02
166 dude they're just bobs i can take
249:05
them off again
249:07
i feel like one six nine six nine is
249:09
pretty good
249:10
that's a fairly decent deal for a moyer
249:13
that's free i disagree that's 169
249:16
[ __ ] it 600
249:20
[ __ ] gremlins it doesn't say i have
249:21
to keep them on
249:23
if it was to if it was to do it and then
249:25
keep them for a while
249:26
you'll be a different price if i if it
249:28
was like keep this [ __ ]
249:29
outfit on the entire stream you need
249:31
butter then yeah maybe it'd be a
249:32
different number
249:33
hourglass throws
249:38
if you're on boober and selfie you need
249:39
butt pads for balance dude [ __ ]
249:42
give me a solid 500 give me a solid 500
249:47
style me however you want i'll be the
249:48
[ __ ] barbie doll of the stream
249:50
but that's going to cost you half a
249:52
grand bucko
249:56
um
249:57
[Music]
250:00
untucky if tucked for your comfort
250:04
this is the only time where i would
250:06
highly recommend staying tucked
250:08
this this is you don't want to see that
250:11
that that is a straight-up
250:12
imprint you ever vacuum sealed something
250:14
amoya
250:17
yeah uh just imagine it like that
250:22
this is for your benefit and me not
250:24
getting banned
250:25
so you know this is [ __ ] the velvet
250:28
bob's okay right [ __ ]
250:33
that i know you're right the the fact
250:35
that it's gonna my body's gonna look
250:36
really [ __ ] weird without hip pads
250:38
but i'm also not just gonna let you just
250:41
style me for free you know what i mean i
250:44
do want to donate i do what the money
250:46
says you know what i mean
250:48
that that's what that's what you get for
250:50
500 sure
250:52
you know there are discounts in this
250:53
give me a sec oh okay
250:55
finally oh my god let me see if i can
250:57
find these
250:58
i'm almost certain i know where they are
251:01
i do
251:04
plus oh my god give me a sec
251:08
oh my god you scared the [ __ ] out of me
251:10
i am aware
251:11
manly bulges are fine i [ __ ] i saw a
251:15
fire from oya and you scared the
251:17
absolute living [ __ ] out of me
251:20
give me a minute i gotta grab a thing
251:25
seven dollars take it or leave it also
251:28
it's not gay to see that a guy is
251:30
attractive
251:31
however i'm very bi so maybe i'm biased
252:49
what what hold on i'm here still i'm
252:52
just
252:52
doing things
252:58
what the [ __ ]
253:03
this is incredibly annoying
253:06
just sort out where the [ __ ] did i
253:11
[ __ ] put my goddamn bobs
253:15
okay screw it this is fine this is fine
253:19
so boys oh wait let me let me put on let
253:21
me give you a song at least wow it's
253:23
still live indeed
253:24
let me give you a song while i do this
253:26
so
253:27
how are you guys doing well i [ __ ]
253:32
dude i don't feel like you realize that
253:34
i've got to get rid of half of this
253:35
outfit so i can take up this bra
253:39
this is not this is not something that i
253:41
can do easily
253:44
i'm replacing [ __ ] i'm replacing
253:46
[ __ ] like
253:49
c or b cups with e cups
253:55
and these ones [ __ ] oh dude wait
253:58
the issue is with these is the the
254:00
e-cups that i've got they
254:01
they're like sticky pads they just stick
254:04
to you
254:06
and you might be like oh friend that's
254:07
so convenient until you realize that
254:09
that is having a [ __ ]
254:11
false boob stuck to you
254:14
and then pressed down by [ __ ] leather
254:18
not the funnest not leather [ __ ] you
254:21
know what i mean
254:22
[Music]
254:26
and they're really annoying to adjust
254:38
[Music]
254:49
is this is so [ __ ] stupid
254:52
i don't feel like it's gonna look good
254:54
it can't look dude wait wait
255:04
[Music]
255:06
i feel like this is gonna look bad
255:09
[Music]
255:13
it's most definitely gonna not look good
255:18
[Music]
255:23
hey you wanted velma bobs you get velma
255:26
bobs
255:29
[Music]
255:30
the thing is that you can see the
255:32
[ __ ]
255:33
[Music]
255:45
them club because you can see them
256:02
[Music]
256:04
dude there's no shot this is gonna look
256:06
any anywhere near
256:10
[Music]
256:12
okay
256:14
ah they're too big for the dress yeah a
256:17
little bit
256:18
just just a tad you'll see exactly what
256:20
i mean i don't think they're gonna look
256:22
good
256:22
[Music]
256:24
okay i'm done they're
256:27
they're on okay ready give me a minute
256:31
ready three two one
256:33
hey dude they're they're they're very
256:37
much there they're just [ __ ]
256:40
that's still not actually that's just my
256:41
underwear by the way not what you think
256:43
it is
256:43
that's my underwear don't don't you dare
256:46
but yeah you can see them
256:47
you can see them okay
256:52
i sat on a bob oh [ __ ]
256:55
what about hip pads i no one donated for
256:58
hit pads
256:59
zero people donated fitbits okay let's
257:02
see if i can make these
257:04
okay um why are they why is this one
257:07
bigger
257:08
you know what i mean like it's more
257:11
large what the [ __ ]
257:15
why is it bigger than this one
257:19
is it the position
257:22
oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
257:32
what why is it bigger
257:35
dude why is it bigger why is one bigger
257:37
why is one substantially bigger
257:39
did i not measure them what
257:44
you have the other one higher
257:48
no i don't no i don't
257:52
i don't wait this one might be oh whoa
257:55
wait wait wait wait
257:57
upside down bigger peck on the right
258:00
side
258:00
yeah it's called realism
258:04
exactly
258:12
little bit better i mean [ __ ] it's still
258:14
not good
258:17
like maybe
258:21
ow okay right oh yeah oh my god
258:27
do you want to go down a size maybe you
258:30
have natural breast growth on that side
258:32
of your chest
258:33
i don't have natural breast growth
258:35
that's just my f don't call it breast
258:37
growth
258:38
any more glue no they're they're in
258:40
there they're in place they're just not
258:42
good
258:42
uh i do have the ones that you know look
258:44
realistic as [ __ ]
258:46
we could try those
258:56
all right we could try those
259:01
this is dumb i'm gonna require more
259:03
money
259:05
[ __ ] hell dude how much i don't know
259:08
i [ __ ] asked for like
259:10
i don't know i i don't know the last
259:12
thing i asked for with
259:13
500 to do [ __ ] to just
259:17
do anything to wear whatever the [ __ ]
259:20
and i have no clue what to [ __ ] ask
259:22
for
259:23
uh maybe you'll feel better in them
259:30
yeah [ __ ] maybe but
259:36
fine give me a minute god damn it god
259:39
damn [ __ ] god what the [ __ ]
259:41
i hate everything i've gotta repeat this
259:45
process
259:47
god damn it fine take your [ __ ]
259:50
[Music]
259:56
it's like you know that you know that
259:58
[ __ ] meme oh you're not that guy pal
260:00
you're not that guy
260:01
it's that me talking to the boobs me
260:04
talking to the giant velma titties about
260:06
like
260:06
their place in this world
260:12
not that guy oh my god
260:27
[Music]
260:38
so
260:42
[Music]
261:08
how much would it cost for you what finn
261:10
how much would it cost you to wear large
261:11
realistic bobs and be tucked
261:13
for seven days 24 7.
261:16
uh you couldn't afford it you're not
261:18
even a sub you could not afford it
261:21
no one in this chat could oh i've done
261:23
this [ __ ] upside down
261:24
that's why they feel weird put my tits
261:28
on upside down chat
261:31
i was like damn these feel so much
261:32
different i guess maybe i'm just rusty
261:34
no they're upside down just
261:38
straight up [ __ ] boobs upside down
261:42
how did you do that finn that's the
261:43
secret rick is getting a bit old
261:46
can we switch to cow jam suck it
261:53
rick never gets old
261:56
[Music]
261:59
he's timeless
262:04
but also maybe
262:18
[Music]
262:34
oh my god
262:51
this is just gonna be the same [ __ ] for
262:53
the next two or three hours so i don't
262:55
care anymore i'm going to bed
262:57
i mean wtf are you even doing at this
263:00
point you're toxic little [ __ ]
263:02
okay
263:06
[Music]
263:10
i'm attempting to now put on a [ __ ]
263:12
bra again
263:14
over a latex [ __ ] dress so i can make
263:16
my boobs look good for you
263:18
for no goddamn reason someone thanks do
263:21
not pay 6.969
263:24
that's the secret number hey everyone a
263:26
cat
263:28
no don't care let's do cow jam
263:38
i'm almost done
263:52
[Music]
263:54
is
263:58
what the [ __ ]
264:01
fine then i guess we just listened to
264:02
rick astley that could never be dmca
264:04
[Music]
264:07
i'll find a new one soon chet don't you
264:10
fear
264:12
[Music]
264:22
cow jam in no block form complete
264:39
oh my god okay i think finally we're
264:41
almost done i'm getting this i'm getting
264:43
the dress back on
264:55
oh my god
265:06
[Music]
265:18
oh
265:25
is this gonna be another you're not that
265:26
guy pal or is it gonna look really
265:29
[ __ ] good
265:30
i have no idea all right i haven't seen
265:32
any of this either
265:34
isn't the mca if it's on my blog i know
265:36
exactly
265:39
okay what the [ __ ]
265:46
okay no one's donated right i don't need
265:49
to [ __ ] worry about
265:50
any getting like you know any other [ __ ]
265:53
done
265:55
i don't need like [ __ ] thighs or
265:58
anything where's my thing
266:07
my pizza is getting cold
266:16
okay right
266:23
okay wait john do i have to be wearing
266:27
heels
266:27
wait do is that is still a valid thing
266:31
wait no no is that still a valid thing
266:33
john okay
266:34
solid jesus christ i got scared
266:39
[Music]
266:43
oh man forgot my god
266:58
[Music]
267:04
okay she says
267:07
okay okay all right we're done we're
267:09
[ __ ] done
267:10
all right oh my god
267:14
odd stuff i saw your message through a
267:16
message about the cowgirl
267:17
i saw you that says the same guess you
267:19
ignored it don't worry don't worry john
267:22
john [ __ ] it don't worry stuff i might i
267:24
i think i saw it
267:27
hold on i shouldn't have paused the
267:29
music i am not done
267:31
i'm so close to being done though god
267:32
damn it give me my okay one minute
267:34
god [ __ ]
267:36
[Music]
267:38
i'm baiting you so hard i'm actually
267:40
just getting changed into uh pajamas
267:53
[Music]
268:05
one year with the best tea girl
268:08
[Music]
268:13
all right all right i'm actually done
268:15
now i'm actually done now okay let's see
268:17
if these ones are any better i haven't
268:18
seen these yet
268:20
holy [ __ ] that better oh my god
268:27
god damn my dress is like scuffed as
268:30
hell
268:32
holy [ __ ] bazookas um
268:42
so i mean
268:47
damn dude it's so uncomfortable to sit
268:49
up straight yeah no hit pads yet but you
268:51
know
268:51
[ __ ] no one's donated a lot of money
268:54
yet so
268:55
what could i say also i don't know where
268:56
my hip pads are um
269:00
please someone has got to get
269:02
screenshots of this this is insane
269:04
can i make my hair look good for the
269:06
screenshots just
269:08
[ __ ]
269:13
why can't i make my hair look good
269:17
come on dude where's my brush
269:25
[Music]
269:28
wow looks great finn oh yeah
269:32
no it does oh my god my [ __ ]
269:35
dude my ball just went into my like
269:38
esophagus holy [ __ ]
269:42
okay right
269:53
okay you know come on that's got to make
269:57
it into the [ __ ] that's got to make
269:58
it into the
269:59
fin at night thing that's gotta it's
270:01
[ __ ] got to
270:03
ah
270:07
oh my god
270:10
anyway chap oh it's so much more
270:14
comfortable now that i can [ __ ] open
270:15
my legs
270:17
why am i still in this
270:21
i don't have to be in this right now
270:23
chat
270:25
eat the food well
270:29
can i get out of this [ __ ] i feel like i
270:31
should be able to get out of this no
270:32
one's given me money to stay in this
270:34
i've not been paid to be in this dress
270:36
right now
270:39
i i will get changed
270:43
oh my god let me catch my breath and i'm
270:46
getting [ __ ] changed out of this
270:48
at least in f i put so much effort into
270:50
the boobs i'm gonna at least milk it for
270:52
content for a minute and then i'm out of
270:54
this
270:54
this is not going to be the rest of the
270:56
stream thomas
270:58
you took so much time to get ready you
270:59
can't change yet
271:01
shut it john little [ __ ]
271:04
i'm kidding ugh
271:10
[Music]
271:13
damn boy
271:18
i mean dude
271:25
where's disney when you need him disney
271:26
please there's got to be so many [ __ ]
271:28
photos
271:28
just take just give me the vod of the
271:31
[ __ ] string
271:36
how do i like how do i even do this i
271:39
don't know how like
271:43
you know i don't know what i do
271:49
what do i do now do i
272:00
[Music]
272:03
stay in the dress for rest of stream 50
272:07
not enough even slightly not enough
272:09
together add another hundo 50 for that
272:11
at least
272:12
my guy 50 hell no there's
272:15
no shot i'm staying in this [ __ ] there's
272:18
no
272:18
shot oh my god
272:21
okay there's no shot i'm staying in this
272:23
for the entire stream
272:24
that's insane
272:29
we paid for a month deal we paid for the
272:31
month deal with it you didn't pay for
272:32
the month you paid for
272:34
me to damn big bobs that's it
272:39
[Music]
272:40
god's scared anyway just need the black
272:43
sexy heels
272:44
from last stream you mean the
272:48
ones that are in theory on the ground
272:49
somewhere they're here somewhere
272:55
they are here somewhere i just don't
272:56
know where and i don't want to scoop
272:58
back on my chair much
272:59
because you will definitely see my ass
273:04
there somewhere i don't know where the
273:05
[ __ ] they are [ __ ] i could look for them
273:08
but also i i'm not gonna be standing
273:16
i don't know where the [ __ ] they are i
273:19
don't know where the [ __ ] they are dude
273:20
i got nothing
273:21
why don't you get up and go look for
273:23
them oh what a great idea
273:25
where could they be oh my god let me
273:29
lower this [ __ ] dress that okay
273:32
let me actually look um
273:36
where could they be okay i'm not gonna
273:38
do that i'm not gonna get banned on
273:38
twitch today
273:40
uh i am half looking for them over
273:43
either
273:45
[ __ ] i can't walk properly in this
273:48
though
273:50
okay uh i'm gonna [ __ ] wait [ __ ]
273:56
this is just peer pressure at this point
273:58
at no point did i say i was ever gonna
273:59
wear heels
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uh wait okay hold on
274:04
um this is a terrible [ __ ] idea
274:08
i could go into the room and i could
274:10
grab heels
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but i i'm not going to give you a you
274:13
want
274:15
okay chan wait wait there we go
274:20
okay chat i'll give you this one option
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right
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here's what i say here's the deal
274:29
i will go into my bedroom i will change
274:31
if i find any hip pads
274:33
i'll wear hip pads i'll get the heels of
274:36
your choosing
274:37
any heels you want any hills you want
274:40
right
274:40
there's there is some hills behind
274:42
there's one hill behind that but it's
274:43
not that
274:44
right anything you want
274:47
uh the only requirement is that
274:51
i'm gonna change my [ __ ] thing none
274:52
of you donate for the rest of the stream
274:55
how about that how about that deal
274:59
the pizza pizza's warm over there
275:09
deal john says deal okay [ __ ] it i'm
275:11
taking that uh
275:13
teal yeah there's milk there's [ __ ]
275:15
milkshake okay
275:18
like that no none of that for the rest
275:20
of the stream none of this satisfying
275:22
when you realize you're hot or just
275:24
frustrating
275:27
i don't think i am okay with the uh
275:30
prevent new viewers from doing it it's
275:32
just a common
275:33
in all fairness it's mainly the people
275:35
that are gonna donate like a hundred
275:36
dollars at a time
275:37
they're the people that make the [ __ ]
275:38
giant differences in them
275:40
no so those people no dress color okay
275:43
[ __ ] it i'm going into that room
275:44
if i find hit pads i'll i'll wear hit
275:46
pads
275:47
if i what else would you like chat
275:51
is there anything else that you'd like
275:54
the heels what heels do you want
275:59
the collar okay
276:06
what heels do you want black ones i've
276:08
got so many black hills there's ones
276:09
that go
276:10
thigh high there's ones that are staying
276:12
to stay normal
276:13
there's the ones that i can barely i
276:15
just can't walk in
276:17
there's the normal ones that are thigh
276:18
highs that are like this material
276:22
there's pink ones that are like that
276:26
the thigh high ones the high ones
276:30
okay [ __ ] not the ones like wait the
276:32
ones that i can't walk into the ones
276:33
like can walk in
276:34
till the half here mark mom i i'd like
276:37
the one the one that i can walk in
276:39
um okay
276:44
[ __ ] it all right i'll go check
276:50
it
276:54
don't see you can dance and do the
276:55
[ __ ] dancing in this [ __ ] god no all
276:57
right baby
276:58
let's [ __ ] give me a minute let me do
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this uh let me go
277:04
uh
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there we go okay there we go
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i'm gonna go search brb
277:18
back in a minute
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[Music]
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do
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[Music]
279:39
[Music]
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[Music]
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hey everyone a cat is here and i'm never
281:02
gonna start making crazy outros i
281:04
straight up cannot
281:06
find you know what anything give me one
281:09
minute
281:09
what the [ __ ] i found my heels i found
281:11
the heels that's it
281:27
[Music]
283:21
oh my god i found him holy [ __ ]
283:26
okay chat
283:29
your boy's gonna have [ __ ] hips is he
283:31
actually trans no
283:32
oh okay i can finally answer your
283:34
questions and [ __ ] now that i've got all
283:35
my
283:36
[ __ ] you asked me for my god
283:40
here the q a while i'm getting dressed
283:43
how are you chat
283:45
what's been going on
283:47
[Music]
283:48
ah
283:49
[Music]
283:53
bad well that's pretty good
284:00
craving donuts don't worry aren't we all
284:03
at every
284:03
every time that we can
284:14
like the paga streamer is still alive
284:17
[ __ ] yeah
284:29
wait this is so much more difficult with
284:30
hips [ __ ]
284:32
wait i don't want to see buba you can
284:35
but this is wait this is so much more
284:37
difficult with
284:38
hips oh my god wait [ __ ]
284:45
oh my god what the [ __ ]
284:58
hey everyone a cat is here and i'm never
285:01
going to stop making wait a minute
285:08
okay
285:10
i think we're solid yeah talking [ __ ]
285:12
hell
285:13
what's happening dude i'm adding hit
285:15
pads right now
285:16
not very successfully
285:23
it's just a musical you can hear me
285:25
though which is always nice
285:31
the squeaky noises dude it's like a
285:33
[ __ ]
285:35
you wanted this
285:41
it's gonna be tight yeah no [ __ ] you
285:43
realize it's gonna take me like 20
285:45
minutes just to get out of this
285:47
[Music]
285:49
hip pads plus tuck dedicated hip plants
285:52
hip pads
285:53
plus tucking plus a [ __ ] latex dress
285:57
plus having the [ __ ] boobers done
286:00
plus i'm about to be in [ __ ]
286:04
finalized
286:08
[Music]
286:16
chat oh my god
286:22
look out amaranth indeed
286:26
[ __ ] god all right we've made an
286:29
agreement though
286:30
do you remember our agreement chat i
286:32
want you to repeat our agreement chat
286:34
i want to know that you know what the
286:35
[ __ ] we're doing
286:41
chat i want to know that you are aware
286:42
of what we're doing
286:44
before i give you your prize
286:49
[Music]
287:05
oh i want absolutely no
287:08
[ __ ] nothing that's going to affect
287:12
that god damn go month goal
287:14
oh my god
287:17
okay
287:19
[Music]
287:21
okay to be specific which color were you
287:23
after the one that's
287:24
the big pink one that says rose
287:36
[Music]
287:42
hold on here's my thing
287:44
[Music]
287:52
fits the outfit better john there's no
287:55
making this look
287:56
like it was like it's supposed to be on
287:59
me
288:01
okay
288:04
[Music]
288:06
all right chat you [ __ ] ready
288:10
ready ready are you ready
288:15
ah oh thanks for the tier three buddy
288:18
okay
288:21
in three in two
288:24
in one
288:30
where's my oh my god okay
288:42
okay
288:48
so hi rose finn
288:51
made it 10 months how do i do that
289:02
this is good
289:06
post on instagram now what [ __ ] picture
289:09
do you think i can even take
289:11
like i can't even what picture am i even
289:14
supposed to [ __ ] take for this
289:16
like oh my god
289:25
hyphens dad how are you liking today's
289:27
stream
289:29
you [ __ ] you piece of [ __ ]
289:38
okay i can maybe take a decent selfie
289:41
but
289:42
i haven't done it yet
289:49
maybe without showing that background
290:14
okay that's fine oh my god
290:19
okay [ __ ] it that's good enough i'm done
290:22
dude these [ __ ] oh god act natural oh
290:25
it's very easy to act natural in all
290:26
this
290:30
i feel like compressed from every angle
290:33
you know what i mean
290:36
show the heels i [ __ ] gremlin
290:39
okay give me a minute let me [ __ ]
290:41
stand up and correct this
290:44
oh my god because every time i sit down
290:47
it gets all shitty again
290:52
okay right i think we're solid oh
290:56
right okay there's like this is not
291:00
coming down on the back side of this at
291:03
all
291:03
one minute but okay here's the heels
291:07
you can kind of see them [ __ ] there
291:10
you go you can see the heels right
291:12
wowie
291:15
good chat solid
291:18
are you happy now we're good
291:22
okay ah okay
291:28
oh my god
291:37
are you talk because it don't seem like
291:39
it dude that's just that's just the
291:40
[ __ ]
291:41
i'm worried i'm not doing the best talk
291:43
i'm doing like just [ __ ] talking
291:45
underwear
291:46
i'm tucked in the sense that they're
291:48
they're there they're [ __ ]
291:50
oh god dad you know but it's not the
291:52
most like tight thing in the world
291:54
he looks tired um tired
291:57
less so more than just a little bit
292:00
you know i'm wearing a collar with my
292:02
name on it in a big latex dress
292:04
in thigh high heels of course you know i
292:07
just had to get
292:08
the [ __ ] domino's delivery driver
292:10
order
292:11
in all this maybe not tired more just
292:15
um i look like a [ __ ]
292:20
looks great daddy uh mommy thank you
292:22
thanks so much
292:26
you have to wear those hip pads more
292:28
often they're killer
292:30
yeah they're great they're just amazing
292:33
need some knee pads oh he's on his knees
292:35
dude i've
292:36
this is the most comfortable to be
292:38
honest i
292:40
dude right now because of the [ __ ]
292:41
tuck and everything it's genuinely
292:44
most comfortable just on my knees i've
292:46
it's so much more comfortable
292:50
looking dominant and breathable right
292:53
now keep it
292:54
obsessed i don't feel it
292:58
god damn it
293:01
and clip what what did i do i [ __ ]
293:04
show some [ __ ] what i do
293:18
anyway wait can i turn off the donation
293:21
goal and then you can pay me
293:23
because i'd really like that
293:27
i could just set a different donor goal
293:29
and then you could pay me money
293:32
because i would like money now but not
293:34
to do with the goal
293:37
[Music]
293:41
now this is what you call an alpha
293:42
female
293:45
i am the breeder i am the pegger
294:00
no
294:05
okay
294:07
[Music]
294:09
okay no giant no big donations please
294:13
you deserve to oh i'm so sorry [ __ ]
294:16
gremlin
294:20
what i can't even ask for money now on
294:22
my own stream that's not to do with me
294:24
that doesn't go towards me doing this
294:26
for a month
294:29
i must have lied about my promise oh
294:31
stop you're
294:33
so funny stop you're very funny
294:36
that's what you get for scamming the
294:38
shirts that the shirt is [ __ ] right
294:40
there
294:41
the shirt is genuinely like it's in a
294:44
box
294:48
gremlin still what do you mean i
294:51
it was one time one time one time this
294:54
is genuinely
294:55
the [ __ ]
294:58
this is this is what [ __ ] happens the
295:00
[ __ ]
295:03
i why i wear one unisex shirt and chat
295:06
is turning me into a goddamn hall hey
295:09
caboodle
295:10
kabul you have no idea what i'm wearing
295:13
i am very pretty but dude
295:15
caboodle oh [ __ ] you know i'll show her
295:18
[ __ ] gremlin
295:22
hey caboodle how are you doing um it's
295:26
uh i'm having a good time i'm having a
295:28
really nice time right now dude
295:30
like it's just very um you know what's
295:33
it called
295:34
ah i was not expecting that yeah
295:38
um i got the domino's order at the door
295:41
like this
295:42
not fun
295:46
all i see is a woman confident in who
295:48
she is
295:51
god damn it the boots are incredible oh
295:53
dude there's i've got taller ones
295:55
there's even there's so many there's so
295:58
[ __ ] many
295:59
i've got like an eight inch pair that i
296:01
can't actually walk in
296:03
if they're insane taller ones dude i've
296:06
got heels that are genuinely eight
296:08
inches of just the heel
296:10
and then like not including the platform
296:12
so your foot is like
296:13
[ __ ] that it's nuts they're
296:16
downstairs i'm not gonna go get them
296:18
do you have a pair of dominic dum no i
296:20
don't have those
296:21
because i'm like five foot eleven five
296:23
foot ten you know [ __ ] you know
296:24
but you know i'm tall i'm a tall tall
296:26
boy
296:30
i don't think these will bounce by the
296:31
way because like they're pretty
296:33
compressed in here with this thing
296:35
like yeah they're just like the spring
296:38
like they're they're not bouncy they
296:39
just move back to where they were
296:41
you know what i mean it just makes me so
296:44
confused
296:45
how gay can i go i quite
296:48
quite far apparently quite gay okay
296:55
my [ __ ] bra god damn it that's fine
297:01
let me like hold on can i
297:06
adjust a bit wow
297:09
now i do uh what what the [ __ ]
297:15
no big toenails okay here's a little one
297:18
happy birthday to me okay
297:25
looks like all right he was new he
297:27
didn't count he was no
297:30
like only for one to add image into an
297:31
mc video i can't wait for the [ __ ]
297:34
uh god damn it
297:37
straight guys if you're attracted to
297:39
someone who looks like a woman it's a
297:41
confirmation of your sexuality
297:44
yeah i agree actually in all fairness if
297:46
you're like oh my god
297:48
it's a guy but i but they look like they
297:50
look completely like a girl
297:52
but i'm turned on you know what i mean
297:54
that just means that you're a straight
297:55
guy
297:56
that you know doesn't mind as much
298:01
you're a straight guy with lower
298:03
standards than most it's kind of that
298:05
then be honest with me how much how much
298:07
of your closet is for rose
298:09
i have a room behind that wall is just a
298:12
day was
298:12
that and then i have a wardrobe in my
298:15
bedroom
298:16
that is again just that i have a room
298:19
and a wardrobe so it's
298:23
literally all of it uh caboodle
298:26
you you're not uh you see you don't
298:28
you're not um you're not involved enough
298:30
not
298:30
active enough in my streams uh they at
298:33
some point paid me
298:34
thousands of dollars to put [ __ ]
298:37
my guy clothes in that see that box over
298:39
there in that box over there
298:41
until like the end of december i [ __ ]
298:44
how much was it chat
298:46
like all in all what the [ __ ]
298:49
memes how much did i ask for holy [ __ ]
298:51
yeah yeah it's a very funny exactly man
298:53
attractive until i saw you killing it
298:56
dude
298:57
not that much it was a fair well
299:00
there was initially something like 6k
299:03
and then i like asked for like 4 000
299:06
subs
299:08
actually it was cheap to convince you
299:10
yeah i i
299:13
i like to think that it was a lot of
299:14
money it was like [ __ ]
299:16
[Music]
299:18
10k a little bit under 10k initially it
299:21
was small but then like
299:22
it kept it going
299:25
like they just kept adding to it the
299:27
[ __ ] anyway long stories it's all on the
299:29
highlights channel i'm sure finn you
299:32
should make it only fans
299:33
i i really doubt i really don't think
299:35
that's a good idea
299:36
i just think i'm a nice wholesome family
299:39
family
299:40
friendly streamer
299:52
just a nice wholesome wholesome time
299:55
yeah the simp goal is uh
299:59
looks like this it's you know it's my
300:02
way of saying it you know i don't think
300:04
that's a big
300:05
problem he says wearing latex and a
300:08
choker
300:08
yeah truth be told there's
300:12
literally no reason for me to be in this
300:13
right now i already completed what they
300:15
asked me to do
300:16
they donated i did the thing i don't
300:19
have to be in this anymore
300:20
i can get changed now i may go get
300:22
changed now i think i'm gonna go get
300:23
changed now
300:27
cause [ __ ] it
300:30
i'm not gonna sit and wait around until
300:32
someone realizes they have 500 bucks in
300:33
their bank account
300:35
so i think i'm gonna get changed uh oh
300:38
[ __ ] my leggings
300:39
[ __ ] hold on ah give me a minute
300:43
uh okay my stuff's there
300:46
that's what i'm going to get changed
300:47
into into normal gear i think would be
300:50
nice
300:51
mommy milkers are showing
300:53
[Music]
300:54
why i would never show them that is
300:57
insane
300:59
all right what [ __ ] okay
301:08
uh just eat your food dude i want i want
301:11
my [ __ ] pizza dude i got my pizzas in
301:13
there
301:15
pink pink pink leggings regular clothes
301:18
yeah
301:18
they are my they're my like regular like
301:20
comfy clothes compared to these
301:22
so you know there is that oh my god five
301:26
seconds ago you said family friendly
301:27
yeah
301:28
five dollars incoming okay i'll all
301:31
right i'll take five dollars that's fine
301:33
miss mazenka that's cool okay important
301:36
question what flavor of pizza
301:38
margarita i'm a stinky vegetarian boy
301:42
and i i don't have anything on my pizza
301:44
i don't even have anything i don't
301:45
i just have the cheese
301:49
thing go on a megal i was got scared
301:52
holy [ __ ] i got scared uh instagram dm's
301:55
my guy
301:57
okay oh that's you yeah yeah although oh
302:00
god okay good answer margarita's good
302:02
you can't go wrong um
302:04
i was saying something oh yeah i was on
302:05
omegle before this uh before the stream
302:07
started
302:08
and then i like just [ __ ] it i just mess
302:11
around and i get a little bit of
302:12
recording maybe
302:13
i don't think i'm gonna go on it like
302:15
this
302:18
if the simp goal is hit is the next one
302:21
still lip fillers
302:22
you say it would i think i probably said
302:26
that as a joke
302:29
uh but also i don't think the simp
302:31
girl's gonna get hit for quite a while
302:32
and also [ __ ] it yeah [ __ ] it yeah sure
302:34
of course it is i set the goal you know
302:36
i could just set it to like 50
302:37
000 subs yeah no it's that's the next
302:40
one lip fillers that's the next sub goal
302:42
that's that's the one boys i i you i'm
302:45
not telling you what the actual subs are
302:46
going to be out of but yep that's the
302:48
next one
302:48
all right where's my uh
302:52
oh let me see this okay [ __ ]
302:59
with 200 get you on a mega like this
303:01
dude i can't go on a mega on twitch
303:02
you're not allowed to
303:03
well you're just not actually allowed to
303:05
visit the platform on twitch
303:06
fun fact bucko about this lovely place
303:10
but anyway [ __ ] oh [ __ ] should i
303:14
should i go on a mega like this i don't
303:15
want to [ __ ] get
303:17
um it would be a good clip i mean i'm
303:21
not going to be streaming it
303:22
but then if i go on a megalite i just
303:23
have to finish the stream in this and
303:24
then do it
303:25
[ __ ] well you know what we've been
303:27
streaming for like five
303:28
hours yeah i don't think you'll be safe
303:30
no no i'm not going to anyway
303:32
you you just can't do it even if it is
303:33
safe like you could talk to just
303:35
everyone you still
303:36
can't uh go eat then go on a mega like
303:40
this
303:40
oh no i'll do i'll [ __ ] okay
303:43
anyway [ __ ] it i've been streaming for
303:45
five hours i was meant to just try and
303:46
make this stay awake so let me give you
303:49
like one last
303:50
look at my outfit and then i'm uh and
303:52
then i will be leaving i'll be i'll be
303:54
ending the stream
303:56
okay oh my god right give me a sec see
303:59
this isn't actually like
304:00
you know what you think it is it's just
304:02
literally the end of the corset
304:04
all right [ __ ] wow look at that
304:07
it's so [ __ ] decent
304:10
anyway nice wholesome family-friendly
304:13
fun time i will be seeing you on the
304:14
next one boys
304:17
would even get that from someone sent at
304:19
me i have no clue
304:20
i will be seeing you on the next one
304:21
boys uh this was a very fun stop stream
304:28
all right boys i'll see you peace ah
304:32
goodbye on the knees again