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you
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oh
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thank you
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i just peed myself
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have we ever had three streams in a row
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i don't think we have
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jesus christ it's been six months and
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i'm still as down bad as i was on day
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one damn right
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listen
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gamers
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my sub message didn't pop the display
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yes it did so did this cross i've been
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in i've been six months and i'm still
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astounded
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how dare you anyway boys
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have i ever done three streams in a row
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look how hot i look god damn
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i've got this dress on again although
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the thing is i'm not wearing a corset so
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i shall not be standing up um
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because i was doing an interview with
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[ __ ] i was doing an interview with um
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no your meme a second ago well you know
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10 minutes ago and i finished the
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month's pog maybe
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i finished that and i'm rendering the
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i'm rendering the video out that i had
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to i recorded my perspective on it [ __ ]
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did i do this right
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oh god damn it do i need to re-render
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this i need to re-render this [ __ ] i
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goofed the settings
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so i'm i'm doing this right i'm
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rendering it out and i'm like well
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i might as well do something i'm just
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doing nothing
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perky maybe worky
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what the [ __ ] it's still broadcasting
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like
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this is so weird
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what is going on
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well
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welcome back
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hello
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we should be fine
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i may
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or may not
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i may or may not have been connected to
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a vpn
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i may or may not have been in america
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for a moment
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and that may or may not have been the
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problem
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because i didn't disconnect from a vpn
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and don't don't laugh at me because that
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it was i'm just being smart and
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intelligent
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all right pogba two streams in two days
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three days three streams in three days
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buddy get it right anyway sorry
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we're back now hello welcome it's me
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again should i add everyone in again
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jesus
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okay now did my daughter come through it
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did uh i was about to read that out uh
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because i know that no one else saw it
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outfit check yeah so let me i was doing
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an interview for know your meme uh just
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now and decided that it would be a good
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idea to stream because you know
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i [ __ ] i got dressed look at me
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looking good but i'm not going to stand
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up because you know the outfit and also
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i'm not wearing a corset so i don't i
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don't want to stand up um i don't look
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as good as i possibly could and i i
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haven't put any effort in like below the
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waist no heels no tights no nothing uh
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so i'm just
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sort of
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let's just sit down stream so i figured
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you know [ __ ] it i've done all the
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makeup
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and if you're like
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i'm gonna stream dot never gonna let you
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down dot never gonna run around and
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desert you never
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so how are we now that now that we're
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back how are you chat i wanna can i get
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a can i get a hello can i get a house
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can i how was your day chat please tell
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me chat it's gonna be a very much just a
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hanging out stream
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sweatpants under the dress i should have
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done that but it would have been too
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[ __ ] them girly hand movements that
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wasn't
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what part of my hand movements were
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girly oh john joe biden john biden john
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bod minox thank you sorry i'll read you
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i read your donor again i'm just stupid
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uh thank you everyone for subbing by the
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way very nice of you um
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okay minute i'll [ __ ] it i'm just gonna
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play it but i don't have to read it
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plus it was five dollars thank you eight
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months pogba almost twitch how is our
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princess
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uh i don't know i don't know any
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princesses i only know finnster and he's
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a very manly man i'm getting funny hell
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yeah
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the suggested dress in discord supergirl
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that was what the donor was apparently
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there's a dress in discord that i should
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say
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every two oh my god let's get six in a
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row [ __ ] yeah
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how was your day finn i guess
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technically because like i'm going over
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a day right
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i guess technically
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that was your day
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my day's been pretty good i did an
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interview with know your meme i've been
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interviewed i'm famous chad uh that is
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pretty cool though i've been interviewed
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not even because like oh interviewed
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about the meme more interview just about
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me which is kind of cool that's kind of
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nice i like that that's the first time i
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was having um
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now you streamed six in a row back in
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march oh back in march okay i didn't
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realize what he said good point
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damn maybe i could try and break the
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record
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of six maybe i should get a week
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streamed in a row i can do that uh let
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me see the eagle ideas thing
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i'm sure there's oh god whenever i go
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through this channel though
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it's so scuffed
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like how am i gonna wear that how am i
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gonna find this i don't have the tits
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for this i don't have the waist for this
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i don't have the lack of ball for this
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you know i can't do this
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it looks great but then this this is a
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constantly suggested thing ah um there's
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the you know
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i again another one and there's another
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one down here you know why do you want
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me to be this guy and then a [ __ ]
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another one
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and then and then another one again and
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then another one what do you want me to
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be and then another one what do you want
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me to be a stolfo so incredibly badly
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another one okay you know what i i i'm
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developing a hatred for this character
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professional bodyguard that's just a
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suit and a gun that's just a suit and a
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gun
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uh
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corpse husband
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ariana grande
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a face after ariana grande uh
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where's the supergirl thing that you
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said that's some cool heel
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it's fantastic rubber and it has bob
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pockets i'm guessing this is what you're
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on about
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this is the one that you're on about bob
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pockets
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what do you mean bob pockets
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you mean like something to put boobs in
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okay
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you do have a gun though i have a bb gun
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actually
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estopho is the biggest strap on anime
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yeah this dolpho's got some serious
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clout for crossdressing in anime um
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pretty epic but no i've uh
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what am i supposed to [ __ ]
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the i i can't i've i've done a cosplay
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of a cell phone
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kind of if you remember that i've tried
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to scrub that i think that's been
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collectively scrubbed the density but
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dildo gun i think that's collected the
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gildo
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this has been collectively scrubbed from
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the internet my cosplay of a stealtho
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but yes there was a time that i did that
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no makeup
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i am sorry
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i don't spend
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30 minutes doing my makeup actually no i
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do i do spend 30 minutes of doing my
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makeup for people to say no makeup but
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really is this really what no makeup
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looks like to you
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i have lipstick on actually it took me
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half an hour just to do this
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and nothing else i'm wearing no other
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makeup other than that none
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absolutely zero
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the bob pockets are full
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snacks are your convenience
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you know oh yeah sorry no the bob
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pockets yeah they're i think that's
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surely what they're for what the [ __ ]
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pero's life i know
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it might raid him by the end of the day
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am i if he's still streaming i'll write
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this is a bit more of a hanging out in
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stream do goth makeup i did that once
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it was awful it was really [ __ ]
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terrible how long are you planning on
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streaming i don't know i just hit the
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stream button there's not even a thing
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i'm just talking to you i don't even
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have a plan hot bob pockets indeed i
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mean oh [ __ ] i don't have any more po
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boxes to do i opened all of those i do
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have a letter but i may open that off
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camera because it's a letter dude we
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have an eight month child my dude [ __ ]
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yeah craig how what's their name i've
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forgotten it already
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our child our child didn't mean much to
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me apparently
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but comfy stream it's a bit of a comfy
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stream yeah i did an internet speed test
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because i really thought that was it and
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no i was just on a vpn i was like oh
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i'll close some tabs out and then i
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realize oh my vpn is running that's
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upsetting i was watching i just watched
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suicide squad [ __ ] that's a good movie
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suicide squad was a great [ __ ] movie
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james gunn my guy
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it was a great movie i i i i'd say it's
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one of that's definitely the best
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superhero movie of the last like year or
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two it was great i really liked it it
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was a really really [ __ ] good movie
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it was a great movie no it isn't lies to
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me
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are you trolling no it was a good movie
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what do you mean
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i'm natural the freckles
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hmm natural the freckles yes
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then the natural freckles that still
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show up over having concealer on them
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natural freckles
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uh harley quinn cosplay harley quinn
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[ __ ] what is she wearing that i swear to
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god she just wore a red dress for most
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of that movie and then the rest of it
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was just
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short shorts and a t-shirt and you've
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seen me in a t-shirt before i don't
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think it's going to be that attractive
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i don't think it's going to be that
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special but
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i didn't like birds of prey
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in fact i hadn't i haven't watched the
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end of it the amount of king jar shark
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rule 34 dude i watched that i watched it
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with marisa and i don't like sharks and
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i especially don't like the
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king shark he was it's this weird mix of
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being constantly terrified of him but
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also he's very cute if you don't know i
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have a phobia of sharks but yes king
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shark was quite cute but
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he he is baby truly but also i [ __ ] i'm
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terrified of sharks so
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a little bit of a weird emotional
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conflict there
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so i don't know
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i don't know it's uh
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every dude i i had to like close my eyes
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through a few scenes of the shark boy so
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i don't know he's adorable but he's
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[ __ ] makes my blood go cold you know
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like
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scary don't likey scary don't likey
12:56
don't like that shark 11 month
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anniversary we've had our baby lol
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nice
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we've had our baby it's three months old
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now
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my guy you could be that attractive and
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damn what in a damn bin liner you could
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have no i don't think i could i think
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that i've only dressed in an attractive
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way and now you've got in your head that
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i would be attractive in anything
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thank you thank you i think there's only
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been a couple outfits that i have not
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that have not worked for me
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um one of them being this delpho one
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that is maybe the top one and then the
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other one's like oh god i can't even
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remember
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i've looked good in pretty much
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everything besides that a stealth one in
13:35
my opinion and the and the goth one
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those are the only ones i don't like
13:41
and you still have to you still have to
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name i still have to name our child
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i'm gonna call it craig craig
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craig too that's his name when it's just
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baba boo it's good
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what
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what
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what
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what what is baba boy
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never heard of that in my entire life a
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stuff i cosplay no did it once didn't
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work i can't find an image of you to
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show it but oh my god no
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no
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it didn't work for me
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love you so much if you were there
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thank you so much thank you the people
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that were there please chat
14:16
whoever it was
14:17
at the estofo stream
14:20
you you know what you saw you know what
14:23
happened
14:24
you remember it chat
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you know please vouch for me and chat
14:28
there's not enough of you that are
14:29
saying how awful that was
14:32
same with the goth thing anyway
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oh no no
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it was bad anyway
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hey i can't decide if i want to go get
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my hair bleached should i do it no
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no you shouldn't because i mean it
14:44
depends do you value how your hair looks
14:48
over how your hair feels if true go for
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it uh oh i know if true don't do it
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don't bleach your [ __ ] hair it will
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be bad it will feel bad it will be dry i
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don't like that that's why i haven't
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done it bleach bad
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don't put it on you ever that's the ish
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that's the thing damn it what keeps me
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from my queen
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your queen is waiting you're a queen
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hello
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knife
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what do you mean bad you always look
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cute
15:18
let me see i enjoyed the memory of rose
15:21
hulking out in their style photo dude
15:25
a stealth i think i tried to google this
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before
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and it
15:29
wasn't a thing
15:31
i couldn't find it anywhere
15:37
i can't find this anywhere
15:41
i can't find it i want to try and find
15:42
this image
15:44
i'm drawing i can't find this image dude
15:46
but i looked awful in it awful awful why
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am i on deviantart
15:53
oh i saw this look at this [ __ ] i'm on
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deviant apparently what the [ __ ] this is
15:57
cool deviant rose [ __ ] yeah the jojo i
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saw this before and it looks sick i
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don't know why i don't know how this
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just was lost to time that was a really
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cool image anyway
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i found it did you whoo
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mini marker hey minnie mooker mini muker
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he was once he was once my mcc teammate
16:15
my friends i know mcc is coming up buddy
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mcc is coming up buddy
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it's coming up buddy
16:24
have you seen the teams have you seen
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the teams
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have you seen the teams minnie have you
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seen the teams i've seen the teams i
16:32
know the mcc i know the mcc teams and
16:34
you all don't i know the mcc teams in
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you
16:38
dummies
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i know i'm mispronouncing your name when
16:43
i say murker because i have no idea how
16:45
to say it and i know a guy called i know
16:47
a guy that's i think he's like
16:48
mercaderka and that he runs a podcast
16:51
that i watch so i keep miss saying it
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he's wearing extensions indeed
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how how damn how high are those red
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heels are you kidding me they're all
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that high that's
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honestly those ones are the more modest
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pair
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there's so many more that are worth what
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was the name of the last podcast you
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were on before the know your meme
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the minx podcast i was on minx's drunk
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cast just a mink's drunk cast was on
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that
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um
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that was uh i'm should have a video with
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sumo coming out do a thomas and train
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cosplay very feminine
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thomas the tank engine
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uh
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could do i'd need a set of railroads and
17:33
an engine
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i'm down i'd throw myself on a railroad
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track for you guys anything anything for
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you
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can you share those heels close up close
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yeah but i don't want to stand up
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because look i'm not wearing a corset so
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i'm just like i'm a bit more frumpy than
17:49
usual um so
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bit annoying
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but i will gladly scoot over
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goodbye
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here's these
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here are them
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these are the more modest pair of heels
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these are not that tall for me i have
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got far taller heels
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those i could i could run in those
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friend run in them
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rail you
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but they're not they're not that bad
18:22
you're still good though
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oh those are low yeah i know right
18:26
they're they're low for me
18:28
i've won some tall heels my guy i've won
18:30
some real [ __ ] tall like eight inches
18:32
just like just the from my bottom of the
18:34
foot under your foot going up eight
18:36
inches that is how you know [ __ ] i've
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worn some heels
18:40
like 10 inches off the ground total i
18:43
gained a foot there's a you know like
18:45
i've that's a eight inches yeah dude
18:47
there is i have a pair of heels that are
18:49
like these giant ones
18:51
that i can't actually physically
18:53
straighten my legs in what does your dad
18:55
think of you cross-dressing
18:56
he's dope he's cool with it he doesn't
18:58
mind
18:59
um i mean he's [ __ ] an avid supporter
19:02
of my cross-dressing my father
19:04
uh
19:05
same with everyone honestly there aren't
19:06
that many people that dislike it oh he
19:08
needs eight inches
19:10
you wanna
19:12
i don't wanna have to go get it you
19:13
wanna go get me my you wanna you wanna
19:15
bring me some eight inches you should
19:17
get 30 inch heels
19:19
just straight from the ground too not
19:21
like platforms just heels suggested 13s
19:25
just in heel
19:28
8 inch heels make him five foot eight
19:30
how dare you eight inch heels would make
19:32
me
19:36
[ __ ] what would that be
19:38
six foot seven [ __ ] dude you look good
19:42
don't get used to how you look in a
19:44
corset
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uh
19:46
nothing ah we'll see
19:50
we'll see
19:53
knows more about girl items than a born
19:55
girl incorrect i would say i don't know
19:58
anything about i know like quite a lot
19:59
about
20:00
cosmetics i know quite a lot about
20:02
dresses i know quite a lot about heels
20:06
not a lot about
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boobs
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no i know i love it i know a lot about
20:11
boobs i've seen many a boob and
20:14
and vagina i've seen a lot of those
20:17
i a lot of those i've seen loads of
20:19
those because i'm i'm a manly man and
20:21
but um i've so i know a lot about that
20:23
as well
20:25
but not peer i don't know anything about
20:27
periods because i'm a i'm a guy and
20:29
that's for girls
20:31
which i am not
20:35
gross
20:37
you know it's gross women cooties don't
20:39
like him never did grow wait never did
20:43
don't like him never did okay i know i
20:45
do like women but not in the [ __ ] i hate
20:47
this conversation dude this isn't good
20:50
i'm digging myself a hole
20:52
um
20:54
knives and bobs indeed welcome to my
20:56
channel i've dropped my knife shut up
20:58
shut the [ __ ] up
21:00
the way you're dressed that's misleading
21:02
i disagree i think that there's nothing
21:04
manlier than wearing a short dress
21:06
and showing your
21:07
i think there is nothing mallier than
21:09
wearing a short dress with flowers on it
21:11
because you get to sh it's far easier to
21:13
bring out your [ __ ] and balls at any
21:15
given moment
21:16
you know think about that you're at a
21:18
public urinal wearing a skirt
21:21
bam easy you know none of this like
21:23
unbuttoning and pull down no no and pull
21:24
down all the way to the ground at a
21:26
public urinal no
21:27
how many of us put our trousers and and
21:30
underwear on the ground at every public
21:32
unit unil urinal uh you wouldn't want to
21:34
have to do that anymore which isn't
21:36
definitely not just you know that's what
21:39
we do as men
21:41
and we want to stop doing that so we
21:42
just wear a skirt
21:46
just unzip what the [ __ ] do you mean you
21:47
just take you take them off
21:50
what do you think that what do you think
21:51
that what do you think the urinal shape
21:53
like that it's it comes out the wall so
21:54
you can hang them on there you just
21:56
drape them over there while you're
21:58
peeing
21:59
idiot yeah then it's raining raining's
22:01
good rain means that your country will
22:03
live and the crops are healthy
22:06
people used to praise rain
22:09
so think of it like that
22:10
who wears trousers idiots six is a small
22:13
number but it's a start
22:18
okay
22:20
i
22:20
thought you were on about something else
22:22
thanks for the thanks for the six month
22:23
sub dude thanks for the by the way
22:25
thanks for the twitch prime jay thank
22:26
you for the twitter prime roll thank you
22:29
what's your workout regiment
22:31
don't ask me that i don't wanna i don't
22:33
wanna have to lie to you
22:35
it is pretty illogical for men to wear
22:37
pants and women to wear skirts isn't it
22:40
i think it should be the other way
22:42
around
22:43
yeah no i i think it does make more
22:46
sense right like you're free but then
22:48
again
22:49
i don't know two months
22:53
skirts suit the female form you know
22:57
skirts don't exactly suit the male form
22:59
because like obviously with a skirt it
23:01
accentuates your hips so that's that's
23:04
why i think but also [ __ ] and balls
23:07
swinging around how many times that been
23:08
an issue that's why everyone likes
23:10
sweatpants they're most comfortable
23:11
everyone likes pajama pants because
23:14
you can let that thing just
23:16
slide down your whole leg when i wear
23:19
when i wear
23:20
when i wear joggers that thing gets to
23:22
tickle my ankle you know it's great
23:26
it goes all the way down
23:27
you know
23:29
solution everyone wears skirts skirts
23:30
for everyone
23:32
i wouldn't you know
23:34
that that does make a lot of sense
23:36
skirts and cat tails for everyone
23:38
queen of conspiracy is it's that big
23:43
that was that was after the surgery
23:45
after we had to have it shortened you
23:47
know
23:48
so it was uh you know i had to have
23:51
about
23:52
when i was when i was younger i had to
23:54
have about 10 inches of my penis removed
23:58
and it it's only left about 30 so you
24:00
know but that was more of the you know
24:02
that was more
24:03
you know a comfortability thing
24:06
you know can't live like that sometimes
24:14
bigger stickers
24:17
you're already familiar with bottom
24:18
surgery
24:21
uh
24:22
i have seen an animation of it i've seen
24:24
an anime someone like somewhat imagine
24:26
being a vegan i'm vegetarian imagine
24:28
being a vegan it would suck vegan's bad
24:30
vegetarian king i mean
24:33
i know i've someone showed me a video of
24:35
like
24:36
looking submissive and breedable that's
24:38
what your moon would say uh i've got a
24:41
i've seen a video like a shirt
24:46
the [ __ ]
24:47
no one could take 30. how big are your
24:49
intestines
24:53
isn't that thing like you can take
24:54
infinite dick isn't that a thing
24:57
is that a thing like you can technically
24:59
do that
25:00
because like you're like okay if you had
25:03
right oh yeah bear with me you can right
25:05
because it goes into your intestine
25:08
like you if you if it's you know you can
25:12
i've heard of that
25:14
you've been watching the new uh house
25:16
stuff he's pac so much monster and i was
25:18
like yeah i've no i saw his house tour
25:21
i saw that video where he did like help
25:23
me with my house
25:26
i haven't seen him do any updates for it
25:28
has he made a video on it i will yeah if
25:30
you had infinite dick you could have
25:32
infinite butt sex
25:34
there is a limit but like it's here you
25:37
know
25:38
like
25:39
okay
25:40
bear with me for a second let's say you
25:41
had infinite dick right
25:44
and you also could bend it
25:46
infinitely
25:47
you would hit
25:48
everything you would
25:50
snake your way around an intestine right
25:53
isn't that a thing
25:55
the you know
25:57
that's the thing i'm right about that
25:58
i'm right about that stomach acid
26:04
oh man
26:05
yeah that would yeah that'd do it
26:07
actually
26:08
holy [ __ ] you could have a you could
26:10
digest a penis
26:13
you're into weird stuff i didn't say i
26:15
was into it i'm just
26:16
i'm just um
26:19
putting this information on to you so i
26:21
don't have to be the only one that lives
26:22
with it
26:24
25k to dress as a girl jesus you put a
26:26
pound sign in front of that i'm not sure
26:27
how you know how dollars work and also
26:29
taxes
26:30
so actually it's only about ten thousand
26:33
dollars actually it's only about ten
26:35
thousand no it is about ten thousand
26:37
dollars to dress like a girl actually
26:39
it's not that much
26:42
[ __ ]
26:44
sounds like fun
26:46
snake all the way up
26:47
snake all the way up until it's a
26:48
[ __ ]
26:52
it's not butt sex it's a very very deep
26:54
throat sounds from kappa
26:58
it's it's not anal it's a very deep deep
27:01
throat
27:03
that's one for that's one for the
27:05
tick-tock clips that's one
27:07
it's a reverse blow job
27:10
why are you thinking so much about
27:12
begging it's been on my mind lately i
27:13
can't lie a very very deep throat from
27:16
behind
27:18
holy [ __ ]
27:21
it's all connected bro
27:23
humans have one hole
27:25
backwards digestion
27:29
humans have one hole don't they like is
27:30
it like a straw if you imagine it like
27:32
that well no i guess one you know
27:37
ugh this is getting worse as it goes on
27:39
what's laser boy [ __ ] we're gonna change
27:41
that wait i should have disabled it so
27:44
you know [ __ ] it this is the stream
27:45
we're gonna decide what this goal is
27:46
going to be we chose to change it before
27:49
tube one humans are just a tube
27:54
we're gonna change this thing and i
27:56
don't know what to change it too this
27:58
will be the stream that decides it we
28:00
will settle on a sub goal i'm not sure
28:02
what the end number will be what the
28:03
amount of subs will be
28:05
but
28:06
we will settle on our goal what are we
28:08
thunking
28:13
no no no no no i did a poll for it last
28:15
time and the number one voted thing was
28:17
to
28:18
you know extend the amount of time that
28:20
that box survives for that that box
28:23
contains all my stuff
28:24
pegged live on stream
28:26
epilator stream until everything's
28:28
smooth that is
28:29
torture literally i think i think that
28:31
actually is torture so no
28:34
i think that's
28:36
yeah no that's a terrible idea no bad
28:39
terrible
28:41
go to a beach as rose
28:44
extend boy clothes yeah extend the box
28:45
time that was the top voted one but i
28:48
don't want to let you have humans are
28:49
just a very complicated doughnut
28:57
yeah yeah we uh
28:59
yeah we are oh [ __ ] lag really
29:03
no not again
29:07
not again
29:10
what happened
29:12
did we lag for a second there
29:15
i think we're good though
29:20
uh
29:21
we good
29:22
apparently like we're dropping frames a
29:24
little bit
29:26
how
29:27
i'm not even in america i have no lag
29:29
okay weird i guess that was like some
29:32
okay weird all right
29:34
i liked it a couple times i think it's
29:36
fine can we see the dress
29:37
there it is
29:39
there's the dress
29:41
would you guys like to see under my
29:43
dress
29:46
um
29:48
so you know but that that's the dress i
29:50
don't want to stand up no no i'm not i'm
29:52
not looking as snatched as i usually am
29:55
but you know
29:56
it's not
29:57
not too bad but not the best anyway
30:02
damn shark exceeding the internet cables
30:04
yeah
30:05
i'm not sure why it seems to be fine i
30:08
don't know
30:09
the first stream i've watched i just
30:11
want to know what your pronouns are he
30:12
him or i don't give a [ __ ]
30:15
my pronouns are usually he him however
30:17
we're doing a girl month which is a bit
30:19
of a challenge which i'm kind of going
30:21
by she her although every single time i
30:23
say that out loud it sounds weird it
30:25
sounds like it's not supposed to exist
30:28
but yeah no i i don't care i will just
30:30
as easily answer to he him as i will to
30:32
see her
30:33
so
30:34
i don't mind
30:36
you can get it wrong you can get it
30:37
right she slash each
30:40
now that would be a funny joke if if
30:42
twitter wouldn't get mad at me i did act
30:45
i did set my twitter pronouns at some
30:47
point to
30:49
yeah boy slash oh the [ __ ] it's slash
30:52
that boy
30:54
so and then um
30:56
a yeah boy that boy they didn't like
30:59
that one they didn't like that one at
31:00
all
31:01
so
31:02
i have stopped making jokes about
31:04
pronouns even though it is only
31:08
only making fun of myself anyway
31:12
findubi pregnant what are you gonna
31:16
oh jeanette michael jackson's pronounced
31:19
hold on
31:21
i really want to meet you just so i can
31:24
make you decide between looking short as
31:26
hell next to me or wearing some 8-inch
31:28
heels just to look the same height as me
31:31
lol
31:32
you i'm five eleven
31:35
i'm five eleven i'm not short i'm not
31:38
sure i'm five eleven that is not short
31:41
that is not short that isn't short
31:43
that's incorrect
31:44
find finster height
31:47
oh [ __ ] do we want to set this thing up
31:49
yeah i'm 511. google says it shut up i'm
31:51
five foot eleven idiot also the photos
31:54
now change to me as a guy
31:57
which is weird someone's obviously
31:59
updating this i don't i say that's weird
32:02
not because it shouldn't be this way but
32:04
because it has never been this way until
32:06
now this is the first time i'm seeing it
32:08
i want to know
32:10
hey look at that when you google fins to
32:11
hide it's now picture of me as a guy
32:16
look at that let's go
32:18
if i search up finster
32:21
ah look at that it's the there we go we
32:23
finally did it the first picture of me
32:25
is not me as a woman we did it chad
32:28
we're the guy mode is coming back
32:30
guy mode's coming back baby eleven
32:32
months cool
32:35
oh my god it's been so long
32:38
okay how should we do
32:40
what should we do first up girl
32:42
a guy well yeah i it is i am a guy
32:48
i am 61. perfect for head kissing heichi
32:51
wu
32:54
yeah
32:56
wait two inches
32:59
yeah i guess so yeah it is
33:01
or eyebrow
33:04
five foot eleven is 180 centimeters one
33:08
meter 80 centimeters there we go
33:10
plot your hair no
33:12
i know i think i know how to do it but i
33:14
don't want to
33:15
that picture is not a guy
33:19
bro
33:23
how is that not a guy
33:24
how
33:26
how
33:28
wrong wrong
33:30
incorrect
33:33
wrong and incorrect
33:36
you should at least get the highest
33:37
heels you can find at least 30 inches
33:39
how tall would i be if i was that's just
33:41
stilts at that point i don't think
33:43
they're at they're not heels to me if
33:45
like most of the height is coming from
33:46
the platform at that point they're
33:48
stilts heels are like just the heel bit
33:51
like i've got one pair of heels that do
33:53
this but there's no platform there is
33:55
just heel
33:56
and it's like
33:57
that wouldn't make me much taller it's
33:59
probably like a three inch heel i think
34:01
the red ones over there they're like you
34:02
can't even see them but they're like red
34:04
behind the black ones they're like
34:05
probably a three inch heel maybe maybe
34:07
three and a half i don't know like a
34:08
three inch heel from memory maybe four
34:10
um but there's no
34:13
there's no
34:14
thing to them so they look shorter than
34:16
what they actually are hold on i'm going
34:17
to bend over over there so give me a
34:18
second um let me grab them
34:22
oh yeah okay this might even be like
34:25
shorter than a three inch heel this is
34:26
not bad all right look
34:28
so
34:29
look that's not that's not a terrible
34:30
heel but there's no platform to them so
34:33
i've never worn these before though so i
34:35
don't know what would it would be like
34:39
scam oh i'm so sorry
34:41
i'm so sorry
34:43
but i imagine you guys wouldn't actually
34:44
want me to be much taller considering
34:46
you know i'm a pretty tall boy you know
34:51
i'm a pretty tall boy oh no i'm gonna
34:52
try them on i don't oh my god they're
34:54
pointed what the [ __ ] i can't wear these
34:56
these are too small
34:58
they're pointed there's no way i'm
34:59
fitting into these these heels don't hit
35:00
me [ __ ]
35:02
these heels do not fit me who would wear
35:05
these
35:06
these were like my size i think oh no
35:08
these do not fit at all
35:10
like look how long these look look how
35:12
giant these look but like this and over
35:15
is completely unwearable you can't get
35:17
your toe past there so it's like
35:20
you know it's been about 1.5 years now
35:24
when you look at yourself all made up do
35:26
you still see right through it and only
35:28
see guy or can you see what everyone
35:31
else sees
35:32
[Music]
35:36
where did you set up the poll you used
35:38
in your last minecraft video get miko to
35:42
teach you pole dancing it's there and
35:44
also i don't know
35:47
holy [ __ ] you just gave me like a
35:48
[ __ ]
35:50
you gay you just gave you just meant
35:52
what
35:53
you just made my head [ __ ] not work
35:55
great question indeed i i don't know
36:00
i mean
36:05
wake up bro
36:06
yeah it was like that i was like oh my
36:08
god i mean so i've got pictures of me in
36:10
front of me right now but like yeah when
36:12
i look at that i see it but [ __ ]
36:15
like this is a far quite cry away from
36:17
that right
36:19
like
36:20
at this point
36:22
i don't see that in this but then i
36:24
again i am younger there
36:25
but also my hair is also this length
36:27
like and also i've done natural makeup
36:29
so i don't know i don't know chet
36:32
but a much taller manly man
36:35
this is more what i'm used to
36:38
because like when i i'm whenever i'm
36:40
looking at myself
36:42
most of the time it's me dressed up as a
36:44
woman
36:45
right because i only record videos
36:47
sometimes and i'm playing a video game
36:49
while i'm doing this i'm usually like
36:51
there's me right there and this chat
36:52
right there like i see me all the time
36:55
so i don't know
36:57
it's a bit weird to think that i
36:59
probably see me as a as a woman more
37:01
than i see me as a guy not like when i
37:03
look at me because like generally like
37:04
in day-to-day life
37:06
that's a bit odd i don't i didn't
37:09
realize how that has affected my mindset
37:11
oh my [ __ ] god breath into jar and
37:14
call it gamer girl air big stonk gamer
37:17
air it's just the most foul thing
37:20
the most foul smell you could think of
37:23
in just a jar
37:24
that's called being trans no it's not
37:28
being used to dressed as a girl is not
37:30
being trans
37:34
my god existential crisis existential
37:38
crisis well done
37:41
this is obvious since day one what do
37:42
you mean
37:44
gender dysphoria
37:45
no
37:47
i'm not saying one's better than the
37:49
other i'm not saying one i'm just used
37:50
to more than one it was more like a it's
37:53
affected my mindset in the sense of like
37:55
now i'm really used to this and now i
37:58
feel like it's like a
37:59
it's so close to how i normally am like
38:02
this is my normality in a sense of like
38:04
what i'm what i see the most
38:07
but also you know
38:09
i don't know that's weird that's weird i
38:11
don't know
38:12
got to be a cis
38:15
[Music]
38:16
it's not better it's it's that you're
38:18
happier i wouldn't even say that
38:20
i would definitely not say that if i had
38:23
to do daily activities wearing the [ __ ]
38:24
that i wear like this oh my god i
38:26
wouldn't be happier you kidding me
38:29
i mean then again i've dude i went to a
38:32
[ __ ] essentially a home depot for
38:34
americans but it's called b and q over
38:35
here i went to essentially a home depot
38:38
and this this girl like you know 19 year
38:41
old 20 year old sort of thing comes in
38:43
like a dress dress and i don't think
38:46
i've ever seen that in real life besides
38:48
like an occasion like who the [ __ ] is
38:50
going to home depot in a dress
38:52
and it was this girl wearing like this
38:54
really like body contour dress i was
38:56
just like
38:57
why but also damn but like why
39:01
so
39:02
i mean i know that most girls don't wear
39:04
[ __ ] like this on the regular even close
39:06
to this on the regular i probably own
39:08
more dresses
39:09
by like far than the average girl right
39:13
i probably own at least two or three
39:14
times the amount of dresses as a girl as
39:16
a regular like average girl does right
39:20
but
39:22
i mean [ __ ] the thing is i already deal
39:24
with i could deal with having like long
39:26
hair that's the only difference
39:29
like i think marisa put this to me that
39:31
like
39:32
you could live the exact same life but
39:34
just have different genitalia and then
39:36
you'd be a girl that would be it right
39:37
really that would be your entire life
39:39
like you don't have to have giant if
39:45
you know
39:46
so i don't know
39:47
who knows if i can send you some like
39:49
yes [ __ ] i'm i'm size uh i don't care
39:52
about the color and i'm size 11 in heels
39:55
and everything do you ever see a
39:56
realistic end point for the
39:57
cross-dressing how do you think you
40:00
would cope with not cross-dressing
40:01
regularly anymore
40:04
oh my god i know i said i wanted to be
40:06
asked deep questions but holy [ __ ]
40:09
um
40:10
when i don't feel it looks good i will
40:12
probably lose motivation you've
40:13
basically done hardcore method acting to
40:15
the tune of oscar award winning [ __ ] at
40:17
this point it's always come down to your
40:20
decision between interest versus money
40:22
to continue no kind of yeah
40:26
like
40:29
i wish i was born a girl all the time i
40:31
mean then that's probably being trans
40:33
right but
40:34
you know
40:36
i haven't i mean i've thought like his
40:39
my thoughts on it is like i could
40:40
probably deal with being a girl
40:42
but i would rather be a i could probably
40:44
deal with being a girl is my thoughts
40:46
it's not like oh my god i wish i was a
40:47
girl and i know i know a lot of trans
40:50
people i know how they feel about those
40:51
sorts of subjects and i'm not saying you
40:53
have to feel like everyone else to be
40:55
valid as trans but i do not relate to
40:57
any of their like mindset which is why
41:00
i'm like not even in any part
41:03
like
41:04
essentially it's like saying to a drag
41:05
queen oh you have fun when you do your
41:08
job and they go yeah trans definitely
41:10
trans it doesn't make any sense when you
41:12
put it like that right like it's
41:14
i mean
41:15
you know just because you like something
41:17
doesn't mean you you want to do it for
41:19
forever
41:20
and not be your
41:22
person
41:23
you know not
41:24
you know
41:26
people can have hobbies
41:32
does anyone ever hit on you in public
41:34
no
41:36
no
41:37
never what do you think i go out looking
41:40
like i don't go out like i don't
41:41
straighten my hair make sure my makeup's
41:44
on point get into a nice flattering
41:46
dress and then just walk about going
41:48
they're doing poses in like perfect
41:50
lighting no
41:52
shoes are clear what color light
41:55
yeah no i don't i don't mind
41:57
pink pink pink i go with most things
41:59
that i have
42:02
lighting up the streets and
42:05
i know someone who is in a crossdresser
42:06
is just like drag essentially
42:08
for straight men what i know someone who
42:10
is oh who is a crossdresser it's just
42:12
like drag essentially for a straight man
42:14
yeah that that's that's what this is
42:16
that that is this you know me that is
42:18
what i'm doing
42:19
i must can we get an mcc with can we can
42:22
we get mcc with heel heel shoes on your
42:24
hands the [ __ ]
42:26
i know the teams for mcc
42:28
i know the teams for mcc
42:31
i've got an in i've got a fun team
42:34
that's all i can say
42:36
this mcc is going to be real [ __ ]
42:38
good
42:39
real [ __ ] good
42:41
real [ __ ] good
42:44
anyway
42:45
we'll see i know the mcc teams and you
42:48
don't whoo
42:52
[Music]
42:54
mcc outfit there will be one and it'll
42:56
be new
42:57
um
42:58
i don't know i i don't actually know
43:00
what details of mcc i can release so i
43:02
don't even know if i can tell you the
43:03
dates i'm assuming the date's probably
43:04
known but if you can't find it out
43:07
not through me then i can't tell you it
43:10
you know mcc winners pov maybe
43:13
put it like that maybe maybe maybe the
43:15
win is pov maybe maybe we'll see i'm
43:18
just we're strong we're strong i'm not
43:20
going to come in
43:21
40th place this time
43:33
uh
43:34
if you competed in esports would you
43:36
dress like this or dress normal
43:39
i dress like this because then it's like
43:41
but then again people are just going to
43:42
think i'd be copying sneaky
43:44
if i if i ever did anything with esports
43:46
although i'm not good enough for any
43:48
sport
43:49
especially in esport to be doing it
43:52
professionally
43:54
yeah
43:55
can we see the outfit toddy do you want
43:56
to see underneath my dress guys i want
43:59
to see under what's underneath my dress
44:01
you want to see what's underneath my
44:02
dress chat
44:05
yeah wow it's this it's just the same
44:07
pattern but like lighter like this is
44:09
what it is i mean it's in lovely dress
44:11
and everything but this is what it is
44:13
solid
44:17
i don't know
44:18
unlike sneaky you don't have to
44:20
photoshop the [ __ ] out of stuff i mean i
44:22
don't have anything against sneaky
44:23
obviously there's photoshop in his
44:25
photos
44:26
uh i know the guy that does his like
44:28
post stuff
44:30
but like
44:32
everyone photoshops their stuff man like
44:34
[ __ ]
44:37
it's
44:38
one of the most like i don't know
44:39
whether this makes you feel better or
44:41
worse about yourself but it made me feel
44:43
better
44:44
that
44:45
okay
44:46
every single thing that you see on
44:48
instagram every single [ __ ] thing
44:52
everyone that does it for a career and
44:54
it's a picture it's photoshopped in some
44:57
way
44:58
it always is it always is
45:00
because
45:01
let's say the person is like a celebrity
45:03
the photo that they're putting out is
45:05
they're like is their product right
45:09
so
45:12
if you're producing a product right if
45:15
they're getting paid for putting up that
45:16
instagram post yes they're gonna
45:18
photoshop it they're gonna want the best
45:19
one it's i admittedly it's not some
45:22
[ __ ] crazy thing that models
45:24
photoshop their stuff but it does make
45:27
it quite
45:28
it i don't know whether it makes you
45:30
feel better or worse about it that when
45:31
you when you've been told from like a
45:33
model in the industry like yeah everyone
45:34
does what are you kidding me of course
45:36
they do
45:37
you know
45:38
i mean people models that look amazing
45:40
straight up 10 out of 10's will still
45:42
photoshop their stuff
45:43
it's just like sometimes there's bad
45:45
lighting sometimes you had a bad [ __ ]
45:47
skin day like a bit of your makeup's not
45:49
perfect you know it's it's that right
45:54
so what can i say
45:56
juicy's photoshop is amazing oh dude
45:58
when he makes the proper like pictures
46:00
like that you know obviously the
46:01
photoshop live without having to use
46:03
photoshop
46:05
yeah i mean
46:07
i've photoshopped some stuff before i've
46:08
done that before like on the on like the
46:11
big photo shoot stuff you want like your
46:13
skin to be looking good so i
46:14
photoshopped like a couple spots there
46:16
they don't need to be in a photo you
46:17
know like stuff like that
46:19
so
46:20
i need to know if the freckles are real
46:22
everything's fake the freckles are fake
46:24
as well what i would
46:26
i can wipe them off if i wanted to but i
46:27
won't
46:28
i won't because i don't want to look
46:30
worse
46:32
dummy
46:36
damn you fell off stop with this
46:39
featherless activity the [ __ ] was that i
46:41
got deleted
46:42
i don't know uh sneaky looks completely
46:45
different in his pro photos you would
46:46
legit think it was a different person
46:47
[Music]
46:49
also but i didn't completely address
46:50
that i like how there's just random
46:52
people occasionally it's like they're
46:54
solely function to see if they can get a
46:56
reaction out of a streamer and yeah
46:57
freckles look cute i know that's why i
46:59
do them but oh um [ __ ] what was i i
47:02
completely just lost track of what
47:04
you're saying
47:06
[ __ ]
47:07
the dick is faked besides that that's
47:09
real the bulge is real he looks
47:11
completely different
47:13
i don't think he does i mean have you
47:14
seen sneak when he okay wait there's a
47:16
picture of sneaky that looks genuinely
47:18
amazing and it's not photoshopped i'm
47:20
just adding more band removal like
47:22
okay got it uh
47:26
was it a zero two thing there's a photo
47:28
of him
47:31
where it's
47:32
very clearly it's not photoshopped
47:35
or like if it was photoshopped it's just
47:37
absolutely perfect
47:39
but it's just [ __ ] he looks [ __ ]
47:42
great in it
47:43
like uh
47:45
someone might be able to find it
47:47
i feel like it's this picture but from a
47:49
different angle
47:52
okay hold on i think it's this picture
47:54
but from a different angle it's like him
47:56
but someone's taking a photo from above
47:57
him and it's whatever that was he did a
47:59
photo like that that's just
48:01
[ __ ] great he looks great in that one
48:04
and also i think he streamed it too
48:06
didn't he yeah he streamed it
48:09
i think yeah yeah he streamed it look at
48:11
that he looks great in that he looks
48:12
funny i have spoken about the difference
48:14
between your brand and your genuine self
48:17
it's the fascinating part of what
48:19
attracts people in the first place but
48:21
how do you decide what to share and what
48:23
to keep jude
48:27
what the [ __ ] uh
48:30
oh my god
48:33
the [ __ ] pro interviewer uh okay
48:37
i don't think there's a very big
48:39
difference between my personality on
48:40
stream and in real life at all
48:43
like uh
48:48
i mean on stream i'm more just like more
48:50
confident in the sense of like [ __ ] yeah
48:52
i'm hot as [ __ ] [ __ ] you know what i
48:54
mean i'm not usually like that in real
48:56
life um but that's about it
48:59
i mean
49:02
i don't know there's decide what to
49:04
share i share kind of everything that
49:06
could be bad
49:08
i share everything that isn't to do with
49:10
other people like i can keep a secret
49:12
but like
49:13
if it's to do with me you know if it
49:15
doesn't have to be kept secret for
49:17
someone else's sake you probably know
49:18
about it
49:20
so i don't know
49:21
i'm trying to think of something that
49:22
you don't know
49:24
well i mean
49:25
obviously like
49:28
i don't know i think if i had like
49:33
i don't know if it's something to do
49:34
with someone else you may not know it
49:36
right like if there's there's stuff to
49:38
do with other people that obviously i
49:39
don't stream because it's not my place
49:41
to say it
49:42
but that's kind of it zero two cosplay
49:45
yeah that's the one sneaky did and
49:46
because sneaky has a way better [ __ ]
49:49
physique than me
49:50
um but
49:52
one day one day
49:54
that is definitely sneaky's best [ __ ]
49:56
outfit though it's gotta be
49:58
it's gotta be look how [ __ ] good he
50:00
looked there it's gotta be his best one
50:03
it's gotta be look at that [ __ ] damn i'm
50:06
hard as [ __ ] if you could see this my
50:08
dre my dress looks like this right now
50:10
that's what my dress looks like
50:12
it's [ __ ]
50:16
dude
50:19
uh yeah no that's gotta be the best one
50:22
i haven't seen him do a different i
50:23
haven't seen him do much else though on
50:26
sneaky
50:28
c9
50:33
sneaky cosplay
50:34
one google images i wonder if he's in a
50:36
new one yet i have no idea
50:38
pitching a tent it is
50:41
it's pitching a house bro
50:43
oh wait he did okay wait this one he
50:45
looked great in this one too i don't
50:47
know what photo this is from but he
50:48
looked [ __ ] great here he did like
50:50
like this okay look you can see like a
50:52
difference a small difference in like
50:53
face shape right like still looks
50:55
[ __ ] great there
50:58
and like there's you know you can tell
51:00
it's not super photoshopped at all
51:01
because like there's this phone in the
51:03
way like you can see small you know
51:04
[ __ ] come on dude
51:06
i think just because sneaky photoshopped
51:08
some stuff it admit you know you should
51:10
get credit he looks [ __ ] fantastic
51:12
you know but
51:16
also a little for big ones yeah see what
51:18
i mean they're good for photo shoots
51:20
they're good for photos
51:22
don't tell you
51:26
did you ever dm with him yeah yeah we
51:28
talked um
51:30
i think it may have been left off on an
51:32
awkward note
51:33
because it was oh let's see
51:37
uh yep i was like watch a discord by the
51:40
way
51:44
no response no response no response i
51:47
asked him what his discord was no
51:48
response
51:51
so i got a i got left on what uh red
51:53
there that has been
51:55
a bit annoying but uh either way i've
51:58
yikers indeed but uh listen buddy i'm
52:01
not the best pete cringe indeed but he
52:03
was really nice actually genuinely a
52:05
really nice guy
52:06
um
52:09
what the [ __ ]
52:13
twitter gave me a [ __ ] whiplash
52:15
because it was like oh my god this is
52:16
news and it was some really old [ __ ]
52:18
anyway
52:20
q-top thank you
52:23
i'm gonna stop playing with the knife i
52:25
think i'm gonna start playing with the
52:26
knife because i i'm scared at this point
52:29
i am terrified
52:34
almost yeah but i threw it off to the
52:35
side this time so it's fine
52:37
it's too much work to go and get it
52:44
okay
52:48
there you go
52:49
uh juice that made me jump it made me
52:51
jump too twitter just now highlighted
52:52
your tweet from yesterday let's [ __ ]
52:54
go
52:55
i look great in that the tennis outfit
52:57
dude
52:58
pretty epic i liked it
53:02
how's your right bull healed it's healed
53:04
it's doing well now
53:06
it recovered from the giant the the
53:08
[ __ ] steel ball that hit it you like
53:10
the compliments when you are
53:12
cross-dressing yeah when you switch to
53:14
full-time guy mode how will it affect
53:16
you without all the compliments i don't
53:18
know
53:20
we've talked okay me and marisa at least
53:22
me and someone had talked about it
53:23
before that someone said something to me
53:25
that like just made me go ugh
53:27
they were like
53:28
i think someone far more popular than me
53:30
said i'll tell you about it
53:33
f1 then then you can't stream three days
53:35
in a row i'm planning am i supposed to
53:37
get any work done let me [ __ ] it let me
53:39
get my goddamn like record i want to get
53:43
[ __ ] seven days in a row anyway stop
53:45
making him question his existence
53:47
exactly um no i'll answer it's kind of
53:49
fun i like the deep questions man um but
53:53
without the with a lack of con someone
53:55
said something to me that was like
53:57
it was far more popular than me i was
53:59
saying like what do you where i can't
54:01
remember how the thing started but it
54:02
ended with like saying
54:04
you know would it matter that much for
54:06
you to not be as popular as you are and
54:08
we both kind of went like no like i feel
54:11
like it's it doesn't affect my life day
54:13
to day right and then we kind of thought
54:14
about it more i was like
54:16
it really [ __ ] does
54:18
like if ever like it's it doesn't affect
54:20
me like mentally but i don't know
54:22
let's say if ever let's say like
54:25
[ __ ] it all went away right like no
54:29
no one was interacting with me on
54:30
twitter anymore like no one was no one
54:32
was in the stream back to like a zero
54:34
viewer andy right and like youtube
54:37
videos were just i was starting on
54:38
youtube
54:39
yeah that would be very different i'm
54:41
really not you like i'm talking to you
54:43
now right but then there's going to be
54:45
like four comments that just fly by for
54:47
whoa [ __ ]
54:48
you know like it's weird there's like 2
54:51
000 people here and it's weird to
54:53
consider that as like a norm so i don't
54:55
know what it would be like getting used
54:57
to like less people and the same sort of
54:59
thing with comments or compliments
55:02
i don't know i don't know how my ego
55:05
will be affected by it to be honest with
55:06
you there's been so little amount of
55:08
youtubers that have like got super big
55:11
and then just left
55:13
and been like no one's just gone from
55:15
like zero to oh sorry 100 to zero
55:17
right cloud's a dangerous drug yeah
55:21
that i don't know how they would have
55:22
handled it
55:24
i assume not well
55:26
you see a lot of youtubers slowly fade
55:28
out which is fine that's like a healthy
55:30
thing i guess right
55:32
jenna oh you're kidding me jenna marbles
55:34
could like
55:35
no okay there's a difference between
55:36
like someone like jenna marvel's knowing
55:38
she could come back and become and make
55:40
you know millions of dollars and get
55:41
compliments for every single thing and
55:43
millions of views right whenever she
55:46
wanted to and she would know that and
55:48
there's a difference between like
55:50
someone that just never could
55:51
you know or never know or like they had
55:53
it and then they don't
55:54
so
55:55
i don't know
55:57
i don't know
55:59
i don't know how it would affect me
56:01
i would assume like
56:04
i don't know i've been doing this for
56:05
like six years
56:07
i don't know this local youtuber that
56:09
was seen working at mcdonald's
56:11
i'm sure i'm sure
56:14
but um
56:16
what would you ever do if your view
56:17
count plummets when god month is over
56:22
start up another [ __ ] goal no um
56:27
card just dipped yeah i don't know why
56:29
[ __ ] dipped i've got his number i just
56:30
don't think i've ever asked him i should
56:31
probably ask him where he went but um
56:34
no [ __ ]
56:36
i mean in all fairness if you count just
56:38
dipped i think i just turn into playing
56:39
video games
56:41
it's not like again i think i said this
56:43
before but it's not a job for me
56:45
like it's
56:46
just
56:48
streaming is a fun thing that i do it's
56:50
not like a job that i have right like
56:52
this is for fun for me this isn't like a
56:54
career move you know
56:56
well ray william johnson but he left
56:58
again
56:59
right didn't he just leave
57:01
i don't know can you play skyblock
57:03
skyblocky i do all the time i have a
57:04
whole channel for it i'm not going to do
57:06
it on stream though because
57:08
i would want to record the things that
57:09
i'm doing
57:10
but
57:11
you know
57:12
instead of stream it
57:13
and i wouldn't want to record it while
57:15
i'm dressed like this
57:17
he's back i think i have no [ __ ] clue
57:19
as a content creator you either stay
57:21
relevant forever like pewdiepie and ksi
57:23
you fade completely no in between
57:26
there is definitely in betweens
57:28
there is definitely in between think
57:29
about jerome asf
57:30
right he's still kicking about like he's
57:32
still doing stuff right and he goes up
57:34
and down in popularity he sits at like
57:37
he sits at a good amount of views now
57:38
but like i'm sure that loads of us when
57:40
we were young he was getting millions of
57:41
views he's getting less but he still has
57:43
a great career out of it you know
57:45
like you know
57:46
it's a weird thing somewhere like maybe
57:48
vic star
57:49
but vic still around to i don't know but
57:51
he's not massive anymore he's a bit in a
57:53
bit of an in-between like all vic's
57:55
channels kind of get like a hundred
57:56
thousand views but then on sidemen he
57:58
gets millions so i don't know
58:00
but it's a bunch of other people
58:02
there are in-betweens there are
58:03
definitely but you just don't hear about
58:04
them right the only times you ever hear
58:06
about people is when they've completely
58:07
dropped off the map and that's
58:09
newsworthy or
58:11
they carry on and that's why they're
58:12
newsworthy
58:14
yogg's cast i guess so like that sort of
58:16
thing vik's still huge what he stream's
58:18
a lot of things
58:21
vickstar let's find him let's see how
58:23
many views vikkstar
58:26
right so vikkster uh oh okay on his main
58:29
channel viktor123
58:31
i believe here we are okay in months
58:34
vickster in terms of views he uploaded
58:36
two days ago but then he streamed i
58:38
guess then it was like months before
58:40
uploads and he was just uploading sniper
58:42
stuff and get like a couple hundred
58:43
thousand views i wouldn't call that
58:45
massive on a youtube scale for someone
58:47
with seven hundred thousand seven seven
58:48
million subs like obviously he's gone
58:50
down a bit but it's still like a really
58:52
healthy career right
58:54
yeah
58:58
[Music]
59:00
bruh just hook up with some popular
59:02
anyone's work is going to take up a
59:04
large part of their life
59:06
the only way to be satisfied with that
59:08
is to do great work
59:10
the only way to do great work is to love
59:12
what you do
59:13
how much do you love what you do this a
59:16
lot
59:17
definitely a lot i really do like this a
59:19
lot it's um
59:20
[Music]
59:22
i don't know i i someone asked me it on
59:25
instagram i was just like i don't think
59:26
i could think of a more fun job vic made
59:28
his money from minecraft servers
59:30
still is same by the way
59:33
same and also he still definitely is he
59:35
still has a side channel where
59:37
he's making a good amount for minecraft
59:38
servers i'm i'm privy i know i know the
59:40
minecraft scene buddy i know the
59:41
minecraft stream i know the minecraft
59:43
scene
59:44
it's good
59:45
he's doing well he's doing well fixed
59:46
that's doing well
59:48
exactly really well anyway
59:55
my god
59:56
corpse cosplay
59:58
as what corpse cosplay as a dead person
60:00
or you mean corpse husband
60:03
corpse cosplay what a polite way of
60:05
saying kill yourself
60:08
[ __ ]
60:09
corpse husband okay all right well we
60:11
don't know what he looks like sorry i
60:12
was really tired uh we don't know what
60:13
he looks like how can i do a cosplay
60:15
anyway um philip defranco still is going
60:18
strong
60:19
yeah i know that's what i mean like you
60:20
hear about them like that because
60:22
they'll just you know they'll pop off
60:23
sometimes
60:28
you have any you ever play any games as
60:30
rose for fun on stream well yeah i mean
60:32
oh [ __ ] i haven't done it in a while the
60:34
only thing is whenever you play a video
60:35
game you completely knock out your
60:38
viewer base that doesn't play that video
60:40
game and isn't interested like i don't
60:41
want to watch a [ __ ] pub like i don't
60:43
want to watch your pub g stream i don't
60:44
[ __ ] know how it works i don't want
60:46
to watch your valorem stream i don't
60:47
know how it works
60:48
pubg is a really slow game mode don't
60:50
want to watch it
60:52
i don't play valerian and i don't like
60:53
the game taka i wouldn't watch a tarkov
60:56
stream because i don't know what the
60:57
[ __ ] is going on it's the same sort of
60:58
thing you completely section off your
61:00
audience into everyone that hasn't
61:02
played the game and has
61:04
so
61:05
eh vr yeah vr i do want to do again i'm
61:08
just lazy uh i will i need to hook up my
61:10
full body tracking in it and then i i'm
61:12
gonna [ __ ] strange for my sake i
61:15
really want the experience of running
61:16
around blatantly can i get a freaking
61:18
shout out or something for the deep ass
61:20
questions i've brought to the table
61:22
without me it's all just heels and lips
61:25
stain
61:26
smh
61:28
and corsets and dresses and
61:32
boxes
61:36
and boxes so the index
61:39
what what no i have an index but it's
61:41
not full body tracking
61:43
uh it gets you know i'm tracking the
61:45
same as every vr headset does
61:48
the index doesn't do that though i mean
61:50
i wish it did you know but i've got
61:53
different things that i need to figure
61:54
out how to use
61:55
least favorite
61:56
girl voice but can you do corpse husband
61:59
voice
62:01
no
62:03
the closest i can get is just my regular
62:05
talking voice
62:06
my regular talking voice is about the
62:08
closest i can get to corpse husband
62:11
um but least favorite type of makeup
62:13
product
62:16
least favorite type of makeup rod i
62:17
don't know
62:19
um
62:20
nice thank you choke me
62:22
choke me like me
62:24
um
62:26
i would say like [ __ ]
62:29
god i don't know i think highlight is
62:30
overrated i think primer is overrated
62:34
that's just my feelings on it i know
62:36
that's going to be upsetting to a few of
62:37
them i completely stopped doing
62:38
highlight
62:39
i completely stopped maybe i'll put it
62:41
back again maybe i will again i don't
62:43
know bronzer doesn't make any sense to
62:45
me either but maybe it's just because i
62:46
don't know how to use it [ __ ]
62:49
primer
62:50
i think primer's my least favorite
62:52
because it's never actually accomplished
62:54
anything that i feel like i don't know
62:57
rose fills our heart with warmth what
63:00
would we do if you go who will we simp
63:02
to i don't know when i grow a beard
63:04
maybe i'll maybe you could still sing
63:06
for me but it's going to be because i'm
63:07
[ __ ] ripped in the future
63:10
like
63:11
yeah that'd be funny hi it's good for
63:13
certain lighting angles i agree there
63:15
was a girl that i went to school with uh
63:17
we never actually i say that there was a
63:19
girl that i saw at school 11 st month
63:22
punk
63:24
i have a what
63:27
wait what i didn't even see that 11
63:29
months through oh eleventh
63:31
eleventh
63:32
month god damn that [ __ ] oh
63:34
but um
63:36
i saw a girl that was just like white
63:38
like it was just a white
63:40
stream
63:44
already did buckaroo
63:46
thank you
63:48
what does finn have an illegal weapon i
63:49
don't have an illegal weapon it's a
63:51
knife it's a completely legal weapon
63:54
it would be illegal if i took it outside
63:55
but it's legal's own you can own
63:57
anything besides most things
64:00
can you tell us any youtube tips upload
64:01
frequently and consistently that's it
64:05
upload frequently consistently clickbait
64:06
and edit well
64:08
and that's pretty much my entire mantra
64:10
follow trends there you go if you do all
64:13
of those you'll be a youtuber
64:15
and like if you're going wrong on a
64:16
channel it's probably because of one of
64:18
those things
64:21
everything i don't do yeah if you want
64:23
to become a youtube hire a warden yeah
64:26
if it's more like a [ __ ]
64:28
youtube advice like i'm already a
64:30
youtuber but i'm finding a little bit
64:31
hard that's a completely different thing
64:33
like if that's your if that's something
64:36
that you're thinking about hire an
64:37
editor hire people to help you no shame
64:40
in it dude
64:41
learn to trust people and learn to build
64:42
good teams that was my most recent bit
64:45
of advice is learn to build good teams
64:48
uh because that's something that i'm
64:49
currently trying to do or currently
64:51
doing i did a bit but you know
64:53
your editors go a bit too hard with
64:54
clickbait
64:56
yeah
64:58
recently
65:00
i'm glad that we're talking about that
65:02
that the that recent uh finster channel
65:04
finster live channel video
65:07
it did well
65:09
so i don't know i i think it i think it
65:11
worked
65:14
it was um
65:15
it was good it was good
65:17
anyway
65:18
the titles are cringe i agree
65:22
i agree but it's girl channel stuff you
65:24
know like what are you gonna do
65:25
um in all fairness most of them aren't
65:28
like [ __ ]
65:29
i tried weird american food
65:31
uh most scuffed hot tub stream i got
65:33
paid 20k those ones those ones are
65:36
pretty those ones aren't cringe the ones
65:38
that are like
65:39
i mean
65:40
i honestly okay the ones that a bit
65:42
further back get a bit more cringe where
65:45
they're uh
65:47
i took off my clothes for eight grand
65:48
but that's something that i didn't
65:50
actually come up with like i didn't
65:51
actually do those there was someone else
65:53
but he's left so
65:55
now it's all me baby and just verb and
65:57
leah
65:59
what is going on five for
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oh that's this for a month this [ __ ] for
66:04
every day for a month
66:06
[ __ ] youtube cringe is required i agree
66:09
one pole dance poland's in vr probably
66:11
that'd be fun
66:12
i'm definitely going to do a pole dance
66:13
in vr because i want to kick people in
66:15
bladen sorcery
66:17
while doing a pole dance
66:19
that should be fun
66:22
stream with your mom was most cringe i
66:24
agree i wanted to do a stream with my
66:26
dad
66:27
um so i had an idea to do a stream with
66:29
my dad
66:30
but drinking but the title would be
66:34
uh the stream ends when my dad gets me
66:36
cancelled
66:37
so i'll wait for my dad to get drunk
66:39
enough that he says something that would
66:41
get me canceled on twitter
66:43
and then that's when the stream ends
66:45
what do you think of that idea
66:48
i think that's a solid plan
66:50
just get two one [ __ ] 60 year old man
66:53
and one 20 year old drunk enough
66:55
that's what it would be because he has
66:57
no media training zero he's never been
67:00
in front of a camera in his goddamn life
67:02
he won't know what the [ __ ] to say my
67:05
mom however a very mild-mannered you
67:08
know she wants to be very polite she
67:09
works at a university she works with
67:11
young people all the time she knows what
67:12
to say my dad however oh my god the
67:15
kindest individual that will definitely
67:17
say some [ __ ] that's wrong what is the
67:19
milly drunk stream happening i don't
67:21
know but i could text her
67:23
um
67:24
i could ask when she wants to do it or
67:26
if she wants to still do it now let's
67:28
see
67:31
okay
67:33
uh where's millie where's milly
67:36
hey you wanna
67:37
do that trunk i don't need i need to
67:39
[ __ ] clean my room that drinking
67:42
straw i won't say drunk
67:44
that makes it sound like something else
67:46
drink drinking stream soon could you
67:47
answer rescue 579s
67:50
question of if you're a girl why is your
67:52
voice so deep
67:55
um
68:00
how can i answer this without talking
68:02
about my balls
68:04
it's my balls okay it's my dick and
68:06
balls that's why it's so deep my throat
68:09
is a bit bigger
68:11
because of my because of dick and bull
68:13
that's not right my throat is wider and
68:15
thus makes deeper sounds mostly because
68:17
of all the dick and balls that have been
68:18
down did we decided the donald goal
68:21
no we didn't and also the donor goal yes
68:24
subgoal no i know you mean sub goal but
68:26
the donor goal is go month so go no we
68:28
haven't we need to figure one out
68:30
what do we thunk
68:32
i know we want to do the box thing but i
68:34
don't want to do the box
68:37
i don't want to set the box thing as the
68:38
subgoal
68:39
i really don't want to set the box thing
68:40
of the sub goal um
68:43
[Music]
68:46
did you get a response from your hair
68:48
saloon regarding ear piercing yeah they
68:51
said no they said they don't uh but they
68:53
said no but claire's do i'm like [ __ ]
68:56
i don't have to but then again
68:57
everyone's been like everyone in my
68:58
chat's like don't go to eclairs so i
69:00
don't know
69:01
maybe it's an american class of garbage
69:03
but apparently in the uk they're fine
69:05
and also [ __ ] i want to wear headphones
69:07
dude
69:08
earphones scare me br [ __ ]
69:10
don't go to class i know i if i could
69:12
say anything you'd be like don't go
69:14
there you're [ __ ] ah
69:16
don't go to claire's don't go to
69:17
claire's but then everyone else go to
69:19
claire's you know he's [ __ ] i don't
69:20
know who to trust buddy
69:25
i don't know bro go to a tattoo piercing
69:27
place i don't know honey
69:29
bro do you see how this is way more
69:31
complex as soon as you get into the
69:33
nitty-gritty of it
69:36
you can wear earrings and headphones no
69:38
because they touch my [ __ ] ears and
69:39
you don't want to rub them too much when
69:41
they're when you first do them because
69:43
they don't heal right away
69:46
it doesn't actually matter where you go
69:47
i don't know
69:50
i'm peeved
69:52
there's something called google maps
69:53
nowadays yeah there is but then again
69:55
you don't know if it's any good if i
69:57
looked up ear piercing and guarantee
69:59
there's a million results for claire's
70:00
that are five stars on google but
70:02
everyone in my chat's like no no no it's
70:04
a hellscape it's basically satan's
70:06
[ __ ]
70:07
bathroom like i don't know what the [ __ ]
70:08
it's gonna be like look at claire's ear
70:10
piercing i'm gonna look it up
70:13
let's see what are the [ __ ] ratings
70:15
why they know ratings
70:18
ear piercing
70:19
near me
70:21
okay
70:23
let's see
70:25
i'm gonna i'm gonna
70:27
four and a half stars and you're like oh
70:29
it's the [ __ ] hellscape it's the
70:31
worst four and up five four four and a
70:33
half stars again
70:36
again three four point three there we go
70:38
that's the there's one that's bad
70:40
apparently
70:41
but not by much 3.5 there's another one
70:44
that's bad but all the ones near me are
70:46
apparently great i don't know
70:52
okay i'm peeved i'm i'm utterly peeved
70:57
there's there's a place called there's a
70:59
tattoo place near me
71:01
in not a very good bit of town but it's
71:02
very highly rated
71:04
um
71:08
jesus [ __ ]
71:09
i have to go in there and be like i just
71:11
[ __ ] stick a hole through my ears
71:14
avoid claire's go to a proper tier two
71:15
and [ __ ] okay
71:16
because claire's use an ear gun which is
71:18
worse than using a needle
71:21
okay
71:22
i'll go to a tattoo shop there's one
71:24
rated highly but
71:32
i'm scared
71:34
i don't know i don't know the person
71:35
doing it right that's why it's scary
71:37
because i don't know whoever's doing it
71:40
anyway
71:41
getting my nose in another air done
71:43
tomorrow all right it's scary though it
71:45
is a little bit
71:46
a tad i don't know them just do it
71:48
yourself that's worse
71:50
tell us wonderful have a good day thank
71:52
you
71:53
i do look
71:58
scared of needles yes
72:04
anyway
72:05
a little bit a little bit terrified just
72:06
a tad terrified i didn't even think of
72:08
what it would be like to get my ears
72:10
pierced like i'm just now thinking about
72:12
like imagine having pierced ears
72:15
oh [ __ ] that's weird
72:17
that's a weird feeling i think i was
72:18
just like it's i've seen it in text and
72:20
words but like
72:22
hmm
72:23
interesting
72:25
class uses a gun you got both ears
72:27
pissed at a proper tattoo place in the
72:28
next moon uh
72:30
they're next to no pain
72:32
next to no [ __ ] i thought they numb that
72:34
[ __ ] never mind
72:38
doesn't hurt too much
72:39
[ __ ] dude you have to film them doing it
72:42
why would i want to film them doing it
72:44
that'd be so awkward
72:46
anyway we've got the wrong idea a tattoo
72:48
shop will have a professional piercer
72:50
who's used to piercing everything
72:52
okay
72:53
still though
72:58
[Music]
73:00
i don't like the idea of piercings that
73:01
aren't in you go on a date with the
73:03
tattoo shop person first get to know
73:05
them
73:06
that's how you do it
73:09
if you suck a dick then you know them
73:10
right that's it
73:13
if you
73:14
i've been talking a lot about sucking
73:15
dicks lately
73:18
i'm gonna stop doing that
73:24
it's like a handshake yeah exactly i've
73:26
been i'm gonna i'm gonna stop doing that
73:28
um
73:31
thanks for the tail one set ready
73:33
thanks for this tim what's up ready park
73:35
[ __ ] thanks for the thanks for the
73:36
prime quattroid
73:38
nice
73:39
i would like to say that you've inspired
73:41
me to look at cross-dressing in public
73:43
it used to be for spicy time but i think
73:46
after watching you i think i've got the
73:48
courage to go out as rosie rosie holy
73:51
[ __ ] it's a little bit derivative don't
73:52
you think which one of us came up with
73:54
at first i'll sue
73:55
i will sue
73:57
anyone um
73:59
but yeah
74:00
[ __ ] though i even still i don't like
74:02
going outside like this that's why i go
74:03
out at night that's why i go out at
74:05
nighttime dude even i don't like even
74:07
this is
74:08
this would be scary for me to go out in
74:10
[ __ ] daytime
74:11
i don't know
74:13
well okay with you know what's weird i
74:15
could probably pretty easily go out in
74:17
this in daytime like myself pretty
74:20
easily on camera though like filming
74:22
myself that's more of the issue
74:25
like if i was had to go out and i was
74:26
like you know
74:29
film it and that's making a big deal of
74:30
me being a guy
74:32
that would be harder if i was
74:34
talking throughout it all yeah
74:36
not fun
74:38
but yeah
74:40
rosie is short
74:42
rosalina rosa linda
74:45
rosa linda i've never heard of that name
74:46
before solid
74:50
thanks bernie people think you're a
74:52
vlogger
74:53
they may but i sound like this so maybe
74:56
it won't work very well
74:58
i don't know
74:59
plus whenever you talk on camera you
75:01
talk loudly you don't just speak like a
75:03
normal speaking voice because if i spoke
75:05
like a normal speaking advice then you
75:06
guys would think that this is that i'm
75:08
damned quiet you know
75:10
so it doesn't work you've got to speak
75:12
loudly
75:13
[Music]
75:14
i don't want to be yelling in public
75:16
make the sub goal that you have to
75:18
complete all the prior sub goals that
75:20
you haven't fulfilled all next week
75:27
[Music]
75:31
speaking of your dad saying something
75:33
that could cancel you two classics when
75:35
was the last time you had one and a half
75:38
thousand people watching you i think
75:40
that was in the park when i was flashing
75:42
he's a good guy i'm not i'm a capitalist
75:46
did he say that i can picture him saying
75:48
that did he say that was those words
75:50
from him solid
75:53
i'm not i'm a capitalist
75:55
my god
75:56
[Music]
75:59
hey we're okay rose when will you do the
76:01
backlogged walking streams or should the
76:04
sub goal be for a daylight walking
76:06
stream
76:07
i'll do them i'll do them eventually
76:11
voice feminization surgery 100 subs
76:14
voice feminization surgery
76:17
uh
76:20
i [ __ ] i don't know i know i will do the
76:22
walking streams at some point but i just
76:24
don't know when
76:25
and i i you're gonna have to
76:28
when i do them the issue is part of part
76:30
of it also is like i wanna make a good
76:32
stream right like i wanted the stream to
76:34
be good and i know if i do a walking
76:35
stream the stream's not going to be very
76:36
good because it's going to be shitty
76:38
quality there's going to be lag it's
76:39
going to be [ __ ] 10 fps like you know
76:42
it's sometimes anyway it's going to be
76:44
at night and i don't look as good you
76:46
know like
76:49
you keep saying soon when i don't know
76:52
as long as you guys don't care about
76:54
that i could do them like within the
76:55
week i don't care about that i could do
76:58
some walking streams
77:04
clipping you on my goal yeah that video
77:05
got a lot of views me and that was fun
77:08
uh set the walking stream to 250
77:12
thousand point what the [ __ ]
77:15
i'm not go i'm not allowing that dude
77:16
200 000 [ __ ] 250 currently you can't
77:20
even do it 250 000 points is too much
77:23
hey juicy what's popping
77:25
hey josie
77:27
how are you when will you do a stream
77:29
with mikko the 15th
77:33
apparently
77:34
apparently
77:36
i don't know we will hit 30k i disagree
77:40
i disagree well let me see miko's dms
77:46
hell yes
77:49
wait
77:56
time
78:00
there we go
78:01
it's been confirmed i've officially
78:03
confirmed with miko that we're doing
78:04
something
78:05
you went up like 7k in one day aka
78:07
actually
78:08
peasant
78:10
get someone to film you on a your walk
78:12
like doing a walking photo shoot
78:15
why it would just look worse
78:17
like the lighting here is good the
78:20
lighting outside under [ __ ] street
78:21
lamps isn't surprisingly
78:24
um
78:25
i mean
78:29
and also
78:30
what they got to walk backwards the
78:32
entire time i don't know that seems so
78:33
awkward
78:35
and i did we went out i went out with
78:36
ruby once and that was that was a stream
78:39
i don't know
78:40
also it feels weird to like you're
78:42
letting technical logistics get in the
78:44
way of what the people want when it
78:46
comes to a walking stream
78:48
that's not what professionals do
78:50
figure it out
78:52
that sentence you're letting technical
78:54
logistics get in the way of doing
78:56
something figure it out
78:58
that is technical logistics figuring it
79:00
out is technical logistics idiot
79:03
that's what that is
79:04
what the [ __ ] do you mean [ __ ] flying
79:07
to sp
79:08
the idea of going to mars the technical
79:10
logistics is stopping you from doing it
79:12
just figure it out dumbass it's a what
79:14
do you mean it's just
79:17
just do it isn't a usable solution
79:23
i can do it you just gotta let it be
79:25
scuffed
79:26
anyway
79:30
i can do it you just gotta let it be
79:32
scuffed and at night time because like
79:35
why the [ __ ] would i you know
79:42
[Music]
79:45
why is it that every time i get on this
79:47
stream i hear you denying this girl
79:50
month's inevitability
79:53
because you hadn't showed up yet that's
79:54
why
79:56
that is why
79:57
[ __ ]
79:59
what the [ __ ] man another deep question
80:02
cut or uncut
80:04
what
80:07
what
80:09
i don't know what that means and also
80:11
thanks for the 250 dollars milkshakes
80:13
and also andrew what the [ __ ] are you on
80:14
about
80:17
wait [ __ ] i gotta add a hundred dollars
80:18
to this i gotta add a hundred dollars
80:20
for kevlar i forgot about that
80:23
pp no foreskin oh cutter uncut
80:25
circumcision
80:27
well
80:28
welcome to everywhere else in the world
80:30
where circumcision isn't a norm so i am
80:32
uncut
80:34
the [ __ ]
80:35
it's such a weird way of saying it uncut
80:38
cut
80:40
just say the word dude it's less
80:42
creeping
80:43
cuts weird
80:45
but also isn't that just america where
80:47
they want to take babies foreskins and
80:49
collect them i guess i don't know what
80:51
you guys do with them
80:52
what happens to the foreskins
80:57
what happens to those where do they go
80:59
do you throw them away you're telling me
81:01
if i go to a [ __ ] if i go to a dump
81:03
there's gonna be a mixed with the
81:05
garbage there's gonna be baby foreskins
81:06
you bury them
81:08
where are they buried why would you bury
81:09
that
81:14
is it so creepy to know where all the
81:15
americans foreskins went
81:17
americans must live some jews yeah but
81:20
like
81:21
even christians in the uk i don't think
81:23
they do that may i ask would you
81:24
actually identify just so i
81:26
know a guy man manly man manly big dick
81:30
guy manly giant giant muscles big giant
81:33
trt taken giant muscly man manly manly
81:37
man big brain hunter gatherer with a bow
81:39
and arrow out in the field hunting d in
81:41
british hunting circumstances chasing
81:43
after them on just by keep man
81:45
in the cradle next to my bed
81:50
what
81:51
i'm british and circumcised i keep my
81:53
force getting a cradle next to my bed i
81:55
haven't heard of anyone in the uk being
81:57
circumcised weirdly enough i've never
81:59
heard of that in the uk
82:00
because like it's mainly an american
82:02
thing right like i haven't really
82:04
you know it's got to be the most common
82:06
thing in america and
82:07
i guess
82:08
just any religious countries i wouldn't
82:10
say the uk anymore is like a religious
82:12
sort of country
82:13
you know like i i meet
82:15
far more like non-religious people than
82:17
i do religious people
82:19
but then again there are i guess it's
82:20
the area
82:21
there are barely any criticism
82:26
yes there are barely any christians
82:27
where i am a lot of sick a lot of muslim
82:29
a lot of uh
82:30
hindi hindu uh there's there's a lot of
82:33
that around here but i'm in birmingham
82:35
so that's like a you know the scales are
82:36
kind of tip my f's is in a family album
82:39
somewhere in the house
82:42
what'd you say fs why's everything got
82:44
to be in why is why have you got to put
82:45
it all in code dude uncut cut fs say
82:49
circumcised foreskin it's less creepy
82:52
weirdly enough
82:55
are you willing to trade it
82:59
what there's basically a world at large
83:01
now especially larger cities have become
83:03
less religious slash more likes yeah
83:05
i mean i'm not personally religious i
83:06
don't have anything against religion
83:08
it's just not one of those things that
83:09
i've assigned anything to there's so
83:11
many different religions around me
83:12
constantly that like
83:14
you know you know
83:16
grown up around religious people i went
83:17
to a weirdly enough went to a christian
83:19
primary school we sung hymns didn't know
83:20
what the [ __ ] was going on when i was
83:22
that young though
83:23
that's a weird thing that like you don't
83:25
understand what the [ __ ] religion is and
83:26
why you're singing kumbaya my lord
83:29
at school you don't get why you just
83:31
think that's a thing that people do you
83:33
know i didn't i never understood why
83:35
i just did it
83:37
because i was [ __ ] five you know
83:39
like
83:42
young generations is gonna stop caring i
83:44
guess so
83:46
i mean there were literal wars fought
83:47
over it so you know i think i think it's
83:50
a very healthy thing to stop caring
83:52
about different people's religions
83:55
be religious if you want i think it's a
83:56
very healthy thing to stop giving a [ __ ]
83:59
that other people don't believe the
84:00
thing that you believe though you know
84:03
spiritualism is what i follow yeah sure
84:06
same here regular hymns singing at
84:08
primary school not religious at all
84:10
that's how it is man
84:24
religion is the only thing saving you
84:25
from saving you from absurdity religion
84:28
is the only thing upside saving you from
84:29
absurdity how does it save me from
84:31
absurdity how is this not absurd sir
84:35
you judge this is completely same is a
84:37
better name for a musician than knows
84:40
change my mind
84:42
people you know
84:43
better name but maybe not funny
84:46
hold on let me set my turn hold on let
84:48
me dm my discord i'm gonna take a
84:50
screenshot of that
84:55
hold on
85:07
what was the other one i remember i used
85:09
to like that song
85:11
something
85:12
guy in the palm of my hand or something
85:14
like that i don't remember it oh well
85:18
you don't need religion to have liver
85:19
filling moral life
85:21
yeah
85:22
i mean isn't that like a you know i'm
85:23
gonna go read my bible now
85:25
you should after being in this stream
85:27
yeah
85:29
but
85:30
probably
85:31
what the [ __ ] your mail
85:34
can be whatever you want me to
85:38
be uh you know baby no money yeah i mean
85:41
him are good me and him with tight bro
85:44
i'm we're doing uh he's doing like a
85:46
festival yeah i know baby no money he's
85:48
cool
85:49
really nice guy actually
85:51
i feel like it's surprising the amount
85:53
of people that i know not to name drop
85:54
but you know what i mean like i'm i've
85:56
been around in the community you know
86:00
[Music]
86:04
not mr beast thing can you have my
86:05
babies listen i know it's not really not
86:07
not mr beast because not mr beast would
86:10
have donated three dollars idiot
86:12
and yes i can have your babies
86:14
uh
86:15
wait it might it could also it's either
86:17
a random person or it's [ __ ] chad and
86:20
max if it's chat and max
86:25
stop
86:27
if it's a random guy
86:29
all right i guess the i guess that was
86:31
the joke
86:35
think about why people want walking
86:37
streams they want to see you on
86:39
adrenaline and they hope to see
86:40
strangers react to you
86:43
yeah
86:44
yeah wait also if it is chad yes if it's
86:46
max no by the way just so you know
86:49
chad
86:50
impregnate me hon
86:52
max
86:53
yeah you i had to ask you to follow me
86:55
on twitter you know
86:58
um anyway
87:01
yeah no with that um
87:04
ultimate chad well from cold ones you
87:06
know those guys
87:08
virgin max versus chad chad yeah
87:12
virgin max
87:17
i've been around the community she says
87:19
xd
87:23
yeah
87:24
the karina kampf of uh fanboys
87:32
how about a walk and talk with a friend
87:34
who is carrying the camera in and sling
87:36
so it captures the view forward your
87:39
friend can turn to look at you as
87:40
appropriate to what you are talking
87:42
about it can be very casual and chat is
87:45
just along for thea ride you gotta
87:47
understand how that looks though like
87:48
what am i gonna do walking downstairs
87:50
just like and you know
87:52
like what am i gonna be like a [ __ ]
87:53
presenter like no it's it's easier to
87:56
just hold a camera and talk to that like
87:57
i'm doing now
87:59
it's so like weird like what do i do
88:00
with my arms
88:01
if i'm i don't know that's so weird i
88:03
don't know i can't think about how that
88:05
would look
88:06
right
88:07
people will hit on you no they won't
88:09
uh because i'm gonna go out at night
88:12
so no
88:13
uh what is your content currently this
88:16
just knife tricks and [ __ ] knife tricks
88:19
and dressing as a woman is that that
88:21
hard to understand
88:28
anyway what will i do with my arms i
88:31
there's not
88:32
yeah
88:34
good lord stick your arms in the air to
88:36
signal the onlookers that you're in
88:37
attack mode
88:39
yeah
88:40
knife tricks and accidental bottom
88:42
surgery exactly
88:43
i mean
88:45
if you had the choice
88:47
wouldn't you want like both you just
88:49
have titty and have
88:51
penis wouldn't that be the like [ __ ]
88:53
best alternative
88:55
right
88:56
wouldn't that be the best
88:58
you know because like
89:00
arguably
89:05
the sentence structure that i had in my
89:07
head was about to be really misogynistic
89:13
do a daytime tour for the stream show us
89:16
what are to visit tourist places
89:20
there's no don't come to birmingham it's
89:22
always [ __ ] there's nowhere nice here
89:25
there's like you'd need to leave
89:26
birmingham to find somewhere nice
89:28
thought you said you were putting that
89:30
down before you kill yourself i lied
89:33
also it's not a real blade so it's fine
89:35
i've been on his misogynistic arc yeah i
89:38
was about to say like you had a full
89:40
beauty day out with ruby on millie
89:41
longer lash longer lashes new nails
89:44
piercing and professional makeup
89:46
oh what about that for a sub goal
89:48
a full like full makeover
89:51
like go and get like makeup done
89:54
you know all that like get like
89:56
everything
89:58
that would be kind of interesting
90:01
baby no money replied bruh why me
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i don't know
90:10
what the [ __ ]
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there you go
90:14
macro he replied he he's just upset that
90:17
you insulted him like that hold on let
90:20
me put it on the screen hello finn slash
90:22
rose hello you're looking very
90:24
submissive and breadable today
90:28
why do they always say this why is this
90:30
true
90:32
they're always bright there's always
90:33
bryson oh yeah dude go to [ __ ]
90:35
brighton go to brighton
90:37
oh my god go to brighton instead of
90:39
birmingham oh
90:40
full makeover prom dress
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breathable oh breedable's fine ah i'll
90:45
take breathable
90:47
oh
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um
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oh
90:54
what about that for the sub goal an
90:57
actual like prom day going like like
90:59
getting the makeup and hair done like
91:02
getting hair styled and everything
91:05
and then coming back and doing the 12
91:07
hour stream that could be part of the
91:08
stream what do you think
91:10
for a sub goal oh [ __ ]
91:12
what we do for it though
91:16
i joined i'll take readable yeah yeah
91:18
i'll take readable it's fine
91:23
um bro why look
91:26
at this
91:31
well done you successfully hurt baby no
91:33
money's feelings
91:37
this poor lad this poor lad
91:39
oh my god
91:41
you can call me whenever you want what
91:43
the [ __ ]
91:44
thanks for the tail one sub
91:47
thanks for it
91:50
yes yata thanks for the two one subject
91:52
you need a date though oh my god
91:54
welcome raiders there are raiders
91:57
did anyone raid
91:59
[ __ ] i don't think anyone raided buddy
92:01
um
92:03
cooking is part of a 12 hour stream i
92:04
mean [ __ ] it's 12 hour stream so how may
92:06
buy subs does my m
92:08
need
92:12
how many subs does
92:13
does my m need
92:15
so how many how what
92:18
so how may be maybe subs does my m need
92:22
i don't know what the [ __ ] you just said
92:24
to me
92:26
i don't know what on earth you just said
92:27
to me
92:29
what just happened
92:31
how many subs does my what anyway admin
92:35
raid [ __ ] is an admin raid i don't know
92:36
what that is what is that
92:38
anyway what is m i don't know
92:42
[ __ ] that doesn't make sense i don't
92:43
know mistress oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
92:46
i love this stream
92:48
huh i love your stream thank you
92:50
uh english english mummy
92:54
do you want to do that for a thing
92:56
[ __ ] should that be the sub god wait
92:58
what needs to get done for the full
92:59
makeover then
93:01
i t english degree
93:04
how did i never [ __ ] see that name i
93:06
bet you that i've laughed at that name
93:08
before and i'm just i've just forgot it
93:10
that's fine isn't rose the broad who
93:12
hogged the entire door my memory has
93:14
gotten pretty murky down here
93:18
i don't know
93:19
yes master mistress misogynist all of
93:22
them okay what would need to be what
93:24
would what would be done hi umperville
93:26
video person hello
93:29
you still don't you still always that
93:30
prom dress trying to reach there this
93:32
one this is what this would be for so
93:34
okay sorry i've got all right here's
93:36
what the sub goal could be
93:38
right
93:39
but what we do here's what we would do
93:41
oh ramble ended okay here's what we do
93:43
we go to a full makeover place because
93:46
that's what it does to my hair we get
93:48
the hair done and we get makeup done
93:51
i don't know about nails nails might be
93:52
done elsewhere go to that salon that
93:54
does like everything you talked about
93:56
and get the full program wasn't tar
93:58
something that was considered for a goal
94:01
no we didn't put it up as considerably i
94:03
mean part of it was you say full program
94:05
but you could really be a different
94:06
person if you got the full thing
94:08
like i'm not gonna get a spray tan i'm
94:10
not gonna get waxing you know
94:12
also holy [ __ ] moya thanks for the tier
94:14
three for six months
94:16
um
94:17
hey rambo viewers i'm gonna swear a lot
94:19
and
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uh i've watched a pink stylus video
94:23
before because it's skills when it comes
94:25
to makeup i haven't
94:26
um
94:27
interesting that that's anyway um so
94:31
spray tanning wax oh there's no shot
94:33
that i'm doing that i don't think that
94:34
i'd ever get a spray tan because it
94:36
seems so [ __ ] everyone that i've
94:38
known that has ever gotten a spray tan
94:40
it just comes off on everything like
94:41
everything they wear is orange it's
94:42
essentially just like wearing makeup
94:44
let's
94:59
bud rose bud rose bud rose butter man as
95:01
if rambo viewers aren't used to swearing
95:03
yeah
95:06
vaccine hair nails makeup dress and go
95:08
dancing not waxing i could i couldn't
95:11
[ __ ] i couldn't do waxing i don't have
95:13
enough hair
95:14
i don't have enough hair on my legs i've
95:16
shaved recently don't have enough
95:20
[ __ ] i couldn't
95:21
nails i okay nails might get done
95:23
somewhere else though [ __ ] i don't know
95:26
i mean i could also go dancing where
95:29
go dancing where um i could get my hair
95:32
done and my makeup done
95:35
potentially nails maybe potentially
95:38
nails maybe
95:39
i don't know
95:41
and then
95:43
[ __ ] i don't know
95:45
that seems like an easy one
95:48
you look beautiful just the way you are
95:49
i don't think lip filler would help
95:51
anything but yeah i mean
95:53
i don't know get [ __ ] in the ass by
95:55
marisa thanks marisa um
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[Music]
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oh my god
96:02
i i mean lip filler you can get taken
96:04
out
96:05
like i've heard fairly easily i don't
96:07
think it would be what the [ __ ]
96:10
you come in this right here
96:15
i'm coming
96:16
what day is friday
96:19
oh yeah that should be fine
96:20
i'm coming i'll be on baby no money's
96:22
like stream be fun
96:25
you anyway glitter nails
96:28
i mean you could try and pick the nails
96:30
oh [ __ ] i could probably film in there
96:34
oh [ __ ] i could probably film in there
96:37
they would probably not care they like
96:39
me in there they're really cool
96:42
oh [ __ ] they have internet
96:47
[Music]
96:49
oh
96:50
don't forget a pedicure
96:54
you don't want to see my feet no no one
96:56
see my feet on stream um
96:58
[Music]
96:59
oh [ __ ]
97:01
wait
97:02
you realize how long nails take to do
97:04
right and you realize how little content
97:06
you can get out of doing nails like
97:08
i mean maybe at some point nails take so
97:11
[ __ ] long to do nails are like no
97:14
joke
97:15
two hours minimum to do acrylic nails
97:21
i don't know possibly though
97:25
i'll i'll call her okay but we need to
97:28
book it like properly book it
97:31
[ __ ]
97:33
no content there's like 10 nails
97:35
just
97:36
the big highest donation picks the
97:37
design for each nail
97:39
oh that could be fun
97:41
higher stone honest donator picks each
97:43
one of the things like a hairstyle i can
97:45
get someone to style the hair i know i
97:47
can get someone style the hair i guess i
97:49
want to do the nails and i get someone
97:50
to do makeup and the ears can't be done
97:52
but the eyelashes also can't be done
97:54
because they're already on
97:55
eyebrows don't need to be done because i
97:57
do my own eyebrows so like there's no
97:59
there's nothing to be done with my
98:01
eyebrows
98:02
but i could do nails makeup hair
98:05
and that's a long [ __ ] shame that's
98:06
like a four hour stream
98:09
that's that's a while
98:11
whoever's your nail only two hours
98:12
whoever's your nail attack is a wizard
98:13
minimum two hours buddy
98:15
it depends what you're getting done if
98:16
you want to get these off and then more
98:18
on
98:19
you know it's gonna take a long while
98:21
which i do that's what i need to do it's
98:23
gonna take like at least three hours
98:25
don't know
98:27
also i don't know how good their nails
98:28
are it'd be so [ __ ] annoying if like
98:30
they don't do a good job and it's my
98:32
first time going there because i've
98:33
never got nails done there before
98:36
interesting
98:37
um
98:40
i'll call them
98:42
and see if i could get them in for that
98:44
but that sounds really fun
98:47
where's your butterfly knife from it's
98:48
made like this one i it's new uh you
98:51
just buy a good one from amazon honestly
98:53
this is really cool i've never had an
98:54
expensive one before because this one's
98:56
like 100 over 100 bucks uh but i got
98:59
this after having like i've got a ton of
99:01
really nice knives but i've never had a
99:02
good balance on because i'm in the uk
99:04
you can't really find them but this is
99:05
the cursor kershaw lucha
99:08
luca cursor lucha i think it is
99:11
but it's really really nice runs on
99:12
bearings which some people don't like i
99:14
do but it's really heavy some people
99:16
don't like you i'm going to regret the
99:17
donno for nails idea
99:19
i won't
99:21
i won't regret it because i think that's
99:22
funny uh and it's only three [ __ ]
99:25
weeks that you get to keep them for
99:27
biggest donor decides the length next
99:29
biggest donor signs the color that's
99:30
what it'll be um
99:32
all right
99:34
thanks for the twitch prime corrupted
99:36
uh i still hate bearings don't care
99:38
modding
99:40
i will pay for a better cure okay
99:45
hold on i'm gonna
99:46
i'm gonna
99:47
i'm gonna dmr now hey
99:50
hey uh
99:52
i've got an idea
99:55
might be fun
99:58
i want to do a stream
100:01
of
100:04
i mentioned
100:06
about
100:07
getting a lot done in a day
100:12
in the day
100:15
would
100:16
be
100:18
would it be all right
100:20
if i
100:23
filmed
100:25
in the salon if i stream or i guess i
100:28
streamed in the salon
100:32
doing okay what are we deciding on right
100:34
let's say hair nails makeup right is
100:38
that is that what we're thinking or what
100:40
i can't do ear piercing stuff they don't
100:42
do wear piercings there
100:43
because they're just it's a salon it's
100:45
not a tattoo place
100:49
hair nails makeup
100:55
you can't do piercings there how many
100:56
times do i say it my god said it like
100:58
four times now full send full send all
101:01
right and waxing and fake tan and
101:05
lip filler and botox and
101:08
you can do everything there lips
101:11
i mean listen
101:13
they'll i'm sure they'll what if i
101:14
stream there they'll talk up the fact
101:16
that [ __ ] lip fillers are actually
101:19
something that you can do
101:20
temporarily
101:22
don't let them convince you
101:24
uh
101:26
eyes how do you do eyes at a salon
101:33
butt bleach
101:36
god damn
101:37
lips do lips ah you need to pay me a lot
101:39
of money to do [ __ ] lips i think
101:42
not botox no jesus [ __ ] christ not
101:44
botox that's insane
101:46
you can say botox is one thing
101:49
but [ __ ] lip fillers are one thing
101:50
botox is jesus god no i like to be able
101:53
to move my face
101:56
this is with hair makeup nails that's
101:58
like four hours
102:00
bum wax
102:02
there you go
102:04
okay
102:19
uh
102:28
she owns the salon too so it could be
102:30
fun
102:31
good promotion
102:38
plus i imagine that's gonna cost a lot
102:40
of money
102:46
there we go
102:50
i've sent the text i've sent the text
102:52
because it does sound like a really fun
102:53
idea i've sent the text if she says yes
102:57
then uh then i'll set it as the sub goal
102:59
but around 200
103:01
you're insane if you think that it would
103:02
only cost 200 to do all of that you're
103:06
nuts
103:07
that's a lot of money
103:09
that's you're talking a lot of money to
103:12
200 be the very low end if you wanted to
103:14
get
103:15
professional makeup done
103:17
you're ahead your hair professionally at
103:19
least styled
103:20
and then also [ __ ]
103:22
uh nails as well nails aren't as much
103:24
nails probably like i don't know 50 50
103:26
quid um
103:28
hair
103:29
maybe another like a hundred
103:32
[ __ ] eyelash extensions alone or at
103:34
least 150
103:35
they're around 50 actually my last uh i
103:37
pay millie a bit more just because
103:39
millie's great
103:40
um
103:42
i imagine the [ __ ] the
103:45
oh my god the makeup's probably going to
103:46
be a lot though but i've never had my
103:47
makeup done professionally
103:50
i don't know i've never had my makeup
103:52
done professionally
103:57
who knows
103:58
it could be anything at that point like
104:00
makeup done is probably the most costly
104:03
thing i'd assume
104:05
because i bet you people will pay quite
104:07
a lot
104:08
you should ask tommy in it but i don't
104:09
need fake eyelashes though for it
104:11
because i've got these and that's
104:12
usually you pay like a little bit for
104:14
that as well like that almost like ups
104:16
the cosplay quarter maybe he's right
104:18
about the 200 thing depending it could
104:20
be around 200.
104:22
[ __ ] i might have yelled at you for
104:24
nothing you might be right i pay 40
104:26
pounds yeah that's about going right
104:28
it's a bit that's on the cheaper side
104:30
i've heard people in la will pay a
104:32
[ __ ] bunch though like if you're in
104:34
la it costs a lot more to do all of
104:36
stuff like that like when i was planning
104:38
on going to la for a bit and that got
104:39
kind of [ __ ] cancelled uh if i was
104:41
gonna get my nails done i think it would
104:42
have been like 70 80
104:44
which is [ __ ] crazy
104:46
boop i pay merely about that though i
104:49
pay merely a little bit more than that
104:50
um i mean i at least try to i try and
104:52
overpay for stuff because i know it's
104:54
like
104:55
not usual clientele
104:57
and i need like stuff quickly you know
104:59
like i'll be like milly i need to get
105:00
these off now and she's like all right
105:03
so there's stuff like that too so i
105:05
usually overpay people
105:06
because you know [ __ ] it they deserve it
105:08
they're doing it they're doing a good
105:09
service they're doing a good service for
105:11
me i see it as an investment
105:14
what's the process between boy mode and
105:15
femme finn
105:16
the process boy mode is nothing literal
105:19
nothing maybe on a nice summer's day
105:22
i'll go out in a in a hoodie that i like
105:24
that is clean that's the process
105:27
as always but usually i'm walking around
105:29
the house half naked with just a shirt
105:31
on or the other no actually that's wrong
105:33
half naked would you just like a color
105:35
change in the hair department
105:37
what color change in the hair department
105:40
[ __ ] that i'm not i'm not bleaching my
105:42
hair you need to bleach it to diet i'm
105:44
not bleaching my [ __ ] hair
105:46
no pants only shirt
105:49
it depends when i'm in girl mode i
105:51
usually just wear a shirt when i'm in
105:53
guy mode i usually just wear pants so i
105:55
don't know
105:56
usually in usually in girl mode i'll
105:58
wear like a long shirt
106:00
you know
106:02
just half i'm either way i am usually
106:05
half naked
106:08
illness
106:09
[ __ ] up top versus bottom i agree
106:14
in goal mode i am just waiting to be
106:16
pegged in guy mode i'm more the
106:19
you know
106:20
i'm ready to do some hard labor you know
106:22
what i mean
106:23
i'm ready to like go out to work on the
106:25
fields
106:39
[ __ ] where's my knife this one
106:43
top 10 women one finster that concludes
106:45
my list hell yeah baby scissors though
106:47
what
106:49
what
106:51
when my aunt got married the makeup and
106:52
hair cost alone about 230 quid
106:54
yeah wedding stuff wedding stuff yeah
106:57
definitely but everything to do with
106:59
weddings they can charge you out the ass
107:00
for right because they know you're gonna
107:02
pay it
107:03
like it's such a smart profession to be
107:05
in because
107:06
they know you'll pay them the money you
107:08
aren't just going to not where you're
107:10
going to shop around for your perfect
107:12
summer day no you'll pay 230 quid
107:14
because the [ __ ] band alone cost you
107:16
thousands you know what i mean like
107:18
something like that the tablecloths cost
107:20
me more than this you know may as well
107:22
pay it so who cares
107:28
imagine your currency being called squid
107:30
it's not it's called quid idiot
107:32
idiot i don't know what quid means
107:34
though but also imagine your currency
107:36
being called bucks
107:38
also
107:40
i asked if you were british and now
107:42
people won't stop dming me telling me
107:44
you are indeed british am i british
107:47
guys dm me i need to know
107:50
finn can you tell a joke i'm sad
107:53
no stay sad
107:56
next
107:57
um
107:59
it's usd
108:02
it's gbp then [ __ ] it shut the [ __ ] up
108:06
quick
108:07
quid to a buck a pound to a dollar yeah
108:09
a quid is to a buck like a pound is to a
108:11
dollar like you guys saying boxes are
108:13
saying quid
108:14
and you guys saying dollars is just
108:16
saying pound
108:17
so
108:21
who i give pound two pounds to your mum
108:25
[Music]
108:33
[ __ ] your mom last night in the ass
108:37
hole
108:39
i
108:40
did it thing getting pounded no your
108:42
mother that was harsh right you my mom
108:44
is cremated
108:46
don't worry i had lube it wasn't as dry
108:48
as you'd think next fanboy on space oh
108:51
god
109:05
hello sorry that may have been one of my
109:07
darker jokes
109:09
um
109:12
again with the pegging rose on mars oh
109:14
i've got a mask my mom's homophobic
109:17
wowie
109:18
that's not good
109:20
yikes hey rose if you were on the menu
109:22
at mickey's you'd be the mc gorgeous
109:27
i'd be the muk
109:30
i'd be the uh
109:34
i'd be the cake you know what i mean i'd
109:36
be that one cake from tick tock you
109:38
order that one cake from the employees
109:40
on mcdonald's the mcdonald's cake i beat
109:41
them a cake
109:43
i'd be the [ __ ] i'd be the mc cream
109:45
i'd be the mcflurry baby because i'm
109:47
creamy because i'm creamy and now oh
109:50
cause i'm creamy and there's a lot of me
109:53
i'm creamy in it but it's not sweet
109:56
it's
109:58
savory a savory mcflurry
110:03
turn off and turn off shut the [ __ ] up
110:09
oh
110:10
they finally changed their cheese things
110:12
at mcdonald's they're not the best ones
110:14
but they're better than what the
110:15
mozzarella sticks nastiness
110:19
if you pay for liposuction in england
110:20
you you lose pounds twice well done well
110:23
done except you don't lose pounds
110:26
because we're english you you lose stone
110:29
or kilograms you know an actual unit of
110:32
measurement instead of
110:33
pounds idiot
110:35
no kilograms then it's a gram it's
110:38
easier to calculate what is with
110:39
americans and they're like weird
110:41
calculations like the fact that like
110:43
anyway
110:44
and we use miles as well so
110:46
if you were on the menu at mcdonald's
110:48
you would be the big dyke
110:54
interesting
110:56
interesting
110:58
interesting
110:59
interesting
111:01
kg is okay but stones okay true stones
111:04
kind of make no [ __ ] sense but you
111:06
know
111:15
i googled my white in stone i shouldn't
111:17
have done that um
111:20
my fridge is about a rose with what's up
111:22
that must be a skinny fridge you must
111:25
have such a skinny fridge if your fridge
111:27
is rose width oh my god
111:30
such a tiny fridge how do you fit
111:31
anything in their skinny legend like me
111:34
how do you fit anything in that fridge
111:36
you couldn't even get a loaf of bread
111:37
through that thing oh my god anyway
111:40
would you put a loaf of bread in the
111:41
fridge
111:43
anyway
111:46
teach us what the [ __ ] of stone is it's
111:47
some type of and an amount of kilograms
111:50
is a stone i don't know what it is
111:53
150 centimeter fridge
111:56
i am
111:58
shut up you're gonna make us act
112:00
up
112:02
the stone is 60 pounds
112:04
60 pounds no it's not
112:06
no it's not 60 pounds you're [ __ ]
112:09
crazy a stone is not 60 pounds
112:14
a stone is 60 pounds i'm i'm [ __ ] i'm
112:17
good lord i could easily be on my 600
112:20
pound life then
112:23
stone is 14 pounds
112:24
that's a lot more sense uh
112:32
what am i in pounds
112:34
i'm 158 pounds
112:38
solid
112:39
and i wanna be
112:42
i wanna be uh
112:46
my goal weight is 145.
112:49
so that's that
112:51
that's currently the goal weight
112:54
want to get there eventually
112:56
but i have zero [ __ ] willpower
112:59
um
113:00
so
113:01
i won't be
113:06
how many stones are in a
113:07
[ __ ]
113:08
i know that is a real unit of
113:10
measurement i'm five foot 11. yeah
113:14
are you sorry is that bad you're 5 foot
113:16
11 and you're only 158 pounds
113:19
yes
113:21
that's not like that's not that's not
113:24
that's like pretty in the middle of a
113:25
bmi
113:26
that's not like any measure of like
113:29
impressive or not that good you know
113:31
what i mean
113:32
like it's not great
113:33
you should be 165. no i shouldn't like
113:36
you dropped something you know what to
113:38
do okay buddy this is a long-ass dress
113:40
[ __ ] oh where is it buddy doesn't
113:42
matter look at that you see nothing bud
113:45
oh i dropped something it's nowhere you
113:48
got nothing on me dude nothing
113:50
anyway
113:55
the usa has been metric for decades
113:58
just don't ask scientifically illiterate
114:00
rednecks also drug dealers here have
114:03
always traded in metric
114:05
really oh i guess so so that's why the
114:08
us is kept metric
114:11
that's funny
114:13
i mean
114:14
wait [ __ ] i don't know what metric is
114:16
now how much isn't you know what's
114:18
always weird i don't do a lot of drugs
114:20
uh how much what the [ __ ] is an ounce i
114:23
don't know what an ounce is
114:25
you know that i don't know if that's our
114:27
measurements or if that's yours
114:29
but i can't
114:31
someone has said an ounce of weed and
114:33
i'm like that sounds like a really tiny
114:34
amount and they were like oh my god
114:37
that's [ __ ] insane that's loads and
114:39
they're like
114:40
i'm like it doesn't sound like it
114:43
you know
114:45
1 16 of a pound
114:49
that's nothing
114:52
what's an ounce i don't know what an
114:53
answer 16 ounces to
114:55
just do it by
114:56
tens bro why is that this is such a
114:58
[ __ ] [ __ ] system
115:00
rosie you're such a cutie three one five
115:04
one five nine two six five three five oh
115:07
also isn't your name gilletti cause
115:10
you're the best a man can get
115:12
married
115:13
it'll be the bottom to your top and the
115:15
top to your bottom you woo
115:17
thank you nerd thank you
115:20
how do you have female underwear without
115:21
talking
115:23
i thought we agreed i know that not many
115:25
people know this i remember specifically
115:28
saying this sentiment that we wouldn't
115:30
talk about my underwear on stream i
115:32
agreed that i'd put all my [ __ ] guys
115:34
underwear in the box if we never brought
115:36
up the fact that it's that that's the
115:38
fact okay i thought that we agreed that
115:41
together did we agree that has my
115:43
audience just cycled and everyone that
115:45
has remembered that as left
115:51
those of us who have agreed haven't
115:53
talked about it okay true now you're all
115:55
in the know okay no one talks about it
115:57
we don't talk about that here i don't
115:59
want to be brought up the fact that
116:00
that's the underwear that i've got all
116:02
right
116:03
i don't want to talk about that's the
116:04
rules
116:05
but i do it [ __ ] sure shut up
116:09
i hate you i usually go commando
116:11
that's not even a that's that's actually
116:13
a fact i usually just go commander
116:16
women's underwear can be quite comfy if
116:18
you get the right type these ones are
116:20
i haven't not noticed it
116:22
i don't know
116:23
[ __ ]
116:24
jesus
116:26
i we agreed not to talk about it
116:28
uh we also don't talk about rose
116:30
sleeping with the brown
116:31
we don't that is true
116:33
um
116:34
you know the rules and so you they don't
116:37
know the rules but i do
116:40
anyway
116:42
[Music]
116:45
finn i have to go take my bobs off
116:47
because i have literally melted im
116:50
liquid now
116:51
have a wonderful night purple heart
116:53
purple heart purple
116:56
that's why we take them off at night do
116:58
you sleep with lebron indeedy
117:00
um
117:01
not not this one though this one kind of
117:03
sucks to wear the uh
117:05
there's you know it's because i can't
117:07
wear bobs to sleep so that's kind of the
117:09
rule that we've done i don't want to
117:11
wear these to sleep but a bra easy it's
117:13
not actually that hard at all more
117:15
granny panties
117:18
fungal crap
117:20
uh
117:21
shoot make your mind up these are what
117:23
someone sent me and they're real soft
117:26
so i guess
117:27
granny
117:30
so they're real soft
117:33
so they were all right
117:34
but def i haven't worn a thong
117:37
ever like no i have i don't know i don't
117:39
it's been a while though i just know i
117:41
have
117:41
it's been a while though
117:48
punch the alpaca nine months w-o-o-t
117:54
i missed and i hit the tv
118:03
i missed it it is one foot away from me
118:05
it is not far away from me at all
118:08
well never mind
118:12
why did i even build that tv for you you
118:14
didn't do oh you did
118:16
yeah you did do that
118:20
you did do that i forgot about that so
118:22
serious question what's the creepiest
118:24
thing that has happened to you as rose
118:27
and how about in your inferior sort of
118:29
manly form
118:31
not much i mean there was a time where
118:34
someone found my address that's probably
118:36
the creepiest thing nothing in real life
118:38
though all online people
118:40
like
118:41
like uh nothing in real life creepy has
118:43
happened besides like i've been
118:44
catcalled like a few times
118:46
but that's it you're the van i guess the
118:48
van
118:49
yeah
118:50
but ah it wasn't that bad
118:53
it's you know i just i my standards for
118:56
that have gone up so much they're just
118:57
like ah
118:58
[ __ ] it could happen again i wouldn't
119:00
care
119:00
yeah
119:02
the van the van that stuff was a little
119:03
bit weird that was a little bit your aim
119:05
is as good as always
119:09
thanks thanks thanks minox that's really
119:12
nice of you
119:14
the van people don't what van people
119:16
don't know the law of the van dude
119:20
is that very realistic said boys you
119:22
have two separate breast forms or is it
119:24
a one-piece appliance
119:28
what
119:31
they're like what they're um they're
119:33
like just
119:35
these aren't realistic can i have to do
119:36
this i am sorry not sorry these are just
119:39
like graphics because you may not see my
119:41
reality are you the never because you're
119:44
hot did i mention you're looking
119:45
optifine tonight
119:47
hey baby let's go to my house and change
119:50
your spawn location
119:52
[Music]
119:54
okay that one was good dallas
119:58
that one was good as [ __ ] i like that
120:00
that was smooth
120:01
that was smooth
120:03
name out alpaca please
120:07
i don't know what to name the alpaca
120:09
alfie
120:11
alfie gonna name him alfie
120:13
i've decided it's a hymn alfie
120:16
get it alpaca alfie you know kind of
120:18
works
120:20
kind of kind of kind of works i've named
120:22
everything jeremy alfie is kind of cool
120:24
i like the name alfie
120:29
you're bad at naming wrong alfred
120:32
alfred is kind of better
120:35
alfred alfred the llama alfred alfred is
120:38
kind of cool
120:40
al
120:41
alfred alfonso alfred alfred alfred
120:45
alford alfred should we alfred should we
120:46
do alfred alfred alfred it's alfred i
120:48
like alfred
120:52
i like alfred alfred
120:54
alfredo now alfred
120:57
alfred alfonso
121:00
i won't remember if it is alfonso i can
121:02
remember alfred because i like batman
121:05
alibaba
121:07
ah
121:08
[Music]
121:11
didn't mean what you had today i meant
121:14
the bobs you have described as very
121:16
realistic
121:18
which ones have i described as realistic
121:20
i've never described any as realistic
121:22
they're always unrealistic you mean the
121:23
ones that like when they actually look
121:25
real when like it looks like that
121:26
they're not bobs they're just me
121:29
you know they're just like me doing that
121:30
like if i pull this dress down and i go
121:32
like this it's the same effect
121:35
like it's just that like does this kind
121:37
of break the illusion now see what i
121:39
mean
121:40
when you just look at my chest i'm doing
121:41
that that's that's what i'm doing
121:43
essentially but with a but with the
121:45
thing
121:47
oh they felt realistic these are these
121:50
then these feel semi-real
121:53
they don't feel like actual boobs though
121:59
so i don't know
122:01
that alpaca is watching indeed plato's
122:03
phone actually has a big big man's boobs
122:05
yeah these have never been fake one bit
122:08
i'm gonna pull up my dress a little bit
122:10
because i don't want to be inappropriate
122:12
on twitch
122:13
no one's ever been inappropriate on
122:14
twitch you get banned really quickly no
122:16
i mean of course you couldn't like
122:18
show your bra on twitch or something and
122:20
then still have a platform after that
122:23
that wouldn't be the platform that i'm
122:25
on of course
122:30
let's see
122:33
you got multiple bobs oh dude i need to
122:35
buy some bubs
122:38
i need to buy some i haven't bought any
122:40
yet
122:42
uh
122:45
the full commitment is what i'm thinking
122:47
of
122:48
did you show your face it's everything
122:57
how are you boys
122:58
we can just stay like this forever i'm
123:01
down
123:06
feels like a bag of sand
123:08
no it doesn't feel like a bag of sand it
123:10
feels like a
123:11
not a water balloon but very close to a
123:13
water balloon
123:15
like a water balloon with maple syrup in
123:17
it that's what this feels like in fact
123:18
that's probably the best way i could put
123:20
him
123:22
you know i mean you can't see what i'm
123:23
doing but like you know about
123:26
yeah a a a water balloon but with maple
123:29
syrup but wait there is more
123:31
hey baby wanna come back to my base and
123:33
let me explode my creeper in your mind
123:36
tunnel i am not a professional miner but
123:38
i can make your bedrock i know i'm not
123:40
an enderman but i just want to pick you
123:42
up and take you away with me quite nice
123:45
i like the reset your spawn location one
123:47
though that's pretty good
123:49
someone lowered the cam now
123:53
oh it's a reference to 48
123:58
i'm tired i'm tired as hell
124:02
some women are firmer some are softer
124:04
i've only felt softer ones than this
124:08
but this is i've only felt softer ones
124:11
than these
124:15
so i would say
124:17
i would say that these are firmer than
124:19
the real thing you there's no way for
124:21
you to know though you got to try them
124:26
real question is when's the female voice
124:27
apparently september 9th
124:29
i have a consultation booked with
124:31
someone to learn it because you guys
124:32
wouldn't shut the [ __ ] up about it
124:34
um
124:35
you should look into the ones that come
124:37
with a bra that's made for made for use
124:39
of restaurants they work wonders
124:42
these do too they're just they never
124:44
will look like your actual chest
124:47
making that thing they just won't
124:50
they just won't you know like they just
124:52
won't do it
124:53
how long do you wipe your ass if you
124:54
have long nails i don't have long nails
124:56
and also uh you don't do it like that
124:59
you do it like [ __ ] just
125:01
you know
125:03
where's the tissue do i have anything
125:05
around me no
125:06
that somewhat can be like that
125:09
no
125:10
my knife that's how i do it you [ __ ]
125:12
you know like a
125:13
more like it more like a you know like a
125:15
like a that motion you know what i mean
125:18
anyway that's gross that's gross as [ __ ]
125:22
he bends his fingers yeah i don't just
125:23
[ __ ]
125:27
water brah exactly
125:29
nice thank you thanks
125:30
i mean that's only in the act that's
125:33
only you know in theoretics right and
125:35
theoretically you know hypothetically
125:38
because obviously i don't poop
125:41
i'm a hot girl i don't poop that doesn't
125:43
that's not a thing
125:45
i'm a hot lady and i don't i've never
125:47
[ __ ]
125:48
it just goes out into the universe i
125:50
don't know i also don't eat anything but
125:52
salads and when you don't eat anything
125:53
with salads it just you sweat it off you
125:56
know it goes away from you
125:58
you you i do you fart and you only fight
126:00
in boy mode yeah the makeup and
126:02
everything comes off i put a hair band
126:04
in i turn my hair up and then i can find
126:07
i take the dress off the makeup's gone
126:09
and then then i fart that's what it is
126:11
that's how i that's how you have to do
126:13
it
126:14
that should evaporate yeah
126:16
when government ends with
126:19
poop like six months worth that's gross
126:23
this isn't a minecraft one but anyway
126:26
girl let me tell you your alphabet he'll
126:28
give you an a because you're amazing a b
126:30
because you're beautiful a c because
126:32
you're cute and ill give you this d
126:34
because you deserve it
126:38
thank you
126:39
that is that is very kind of you to give
126:42
me that to give me the d just like so
126:44
many of my professors did
126:46
so many of my teachers did it at uh
126:49
a level
126:51
oh no
126:52
[Music]
126:54
i found out that
126:56
hey girl are you a tool box cause i'd
126:58
like to put my tool in your box
127:01
hey mom are you decoration
127:03
cause i'd like you to decorate my house
127:05
with your presents oh
127:08
that one was wholesome that was
127:09
wholesome i like that that was a
127:11
wholesome one
127:13
i liked that a lot that was smooth yet
127:16
respectful
127:18
i liked it
127:23
what's your sexuality i'm straight i
127:25
like women
127:26
um
127:28
oh my [ __ ] god there's a christian
127:30
thing on the other hand i'm uh i'm
127:32
straight
127:34
however
127:36
i
127:37
strongly
127:38
presume that a lot of people don't
127:40
believe me
127:41
uh but i do like women i've only dated
127:43
women
127:46
give us a twirl
127:47
no
127:49
no
127:50
i don't think i look that great in it
127:52
right now in terms i'm not wearing any
127:54
anything to make my waist a little bit
127:55
slimmer so i'd rather not
127:58
but i don't look that great
128:01
you know my my full 72 kg is showings
128:05
are your vitamin d levels low because i
128:07
can help with that
128:15
i'm straight he giggled
128:18
well so to sum it up you are severely
128:20
constipated and have a dirty hairy bum
128:23
very clean hairy bum actually very clean
128:26
i wash i wash it every day
128:29
very clean
128:30
though that those hair are spotless you
128:32
could you could [ __ ]
128:35
you could floss with my ass hair they're
128:38
clean as hell
128:43
cleaners heaven more like
128:50
bro boy i hope you got a gf who who's
128:52
into cross-dressing
128:55
into the crossroads thing and pushes you
128:56
further
128:57
further they're out they're out there i
128:59
swear i know they are i've had i've been
129:01
messaged by a scale from one to ten
129:03
you're a nine and him the one you lack
129:06
nice
129:07
nice
129:08
hey women women of my chat
129:10
women of my chat i need just you men
129:13
shut up men men you suck women only the
129:16
women hello women only the women talking
129:19
now hello uh hi hello i am woman hello
129:23
womans
129:24
right alia you don't count uh
129:27
right
129:28
women's
129:32
cross-dressing yay or nay
129:36
if you're okay actually
129:38
i almost want this is a serious thing
129:40
whoa wait i want this is an actual poll
129:43
hold on hold on
129:45
women for i can't limit it to women so
129:47
men be respectful
129:52
hey girl are you a painting cuz i want
129:54
to pin you against the wall
130:02
right
130:04
yes
130:06
no
130:09
okay
130:11
for women
130:13
okay
130:15
there we go women i need your opinions
130:18
i need your opinions i've put a poll up
130:20
there
130:22
as a bisexual crossing cross-dressing is
130:25
blessed good point
130:27
i'm i'm i want to know this i'm a she
130:29
her then you count
130:31
if you if you are a woman
130:34
a lot of yays but then again i assume my
130:36
audience is biased i would assume a
130:38
couple nays because in all fairness
130:42
don't don't feel pressured to put yay by
130:44
the way because i assume
130:46
there are some women that like the the
130:48
the
130:49
specul spec specular spec spectacle of
130:53
cross-dressing but not actually date
130:55
someone that is actually cross-dressing
130:57
in all fairness right like
131:00
you know
131:01
it will be a little bit odd you don't
131:03
want sometimes you you wouldn't want
131:04
your guy stealing your clothes you get
131:06
their own wardrobe right that's what you
131:08
do
131:09
so i can assume
131:11
i i'm gonna guess a few of them in there
131:13
very good point indeed you have to have
131:15
your own wardrobes though yay but you
131:17
have to have your own
131:20
you painting cause i wanna paint are you
131:21
my little toe cause i want to bang you
131:24
on all my furniture oh my it's just
131:26
[ __ ] pickup lines
131:29
girls steal guy clothes all the time
131:33
girls still guys hoodies all the time
131:34
but you i wore her dress once
131:37
and suddenly it's a big deal anyway i
131:40
stole her one dress one dress
131:43
and one pair of high heels and one bra
131:46
and one set of makeup and it's a big
131:48
deal she comes home without a big deal
131:53
hey girl are you my dad because i want
131:56
you inside me
132:09
no i had a visceral reaction to that oh
132:11
my god
132:13
what do you look like a girl
132:15
wouldn't you wouldn't you if you looked
132:16
this hard as a girl wouldn't you dress
132:18
like a girl
132:19
i mean come on
132:20
at this point
132:22
it's just science it's just maths bro
132:24
just math
132:26
just statistically you dress like this
132:28
you would
132:39
anyway
132:40
um
132:44
f 150 the best pickup line
132:47
f-150
132:49
[ __ ] is that the truck
132:51
the truck ford f-150
132:54
get in my truck
132:56
there's two seats and ab
132:58
that's it
133:02
the alpaca
133:10
how much money to knife the alpaca
133:22
playing with you see the background on
133:23
tv
133:25
it's my knife
133:34
what sorry i got distracted
133:37
how do you explain all those holes in
133:39
the floorboards when you sell this house
133:42
uh well i'm not selling it i'm keeping
133:44
it forever and carpets
133:51
don't believe him it's
133:53
glittering in the in the light
133:59
huh poor alfred i know he's gonna have
134:01
to die though
134:04
stabby stabby
134:05
some card i'm down for some card
134:07
do you want to get this together any
134:09
chance i can get a rose in a ponytail
134:11
hairstyle stream in the future
134:16
where's my [ __ ] where's my hair tyler
134:23
you can but you won't like it
134:28
maybe a high ponytail would be okay
134:31
maybe i could try doing hey rose you're
134:33
so bright can i use you instead of
134:35
glowstone
134:36
hey dude your torch is much bigger than
134:38
mine is can i put it on fire hey lady if
134:41
you were an alarm clock i like to wake
134:43
up to the sound of you screaming
134:46
[Music]
134:49
how much more do you make from minecraft
134:52
than from being an e-girl what would it
134:54
take for you to do streaming as your
134:56
main gig
134:57
tbh i'm only interested in femme boys i
135:00
can't really
135:03
tell you that without telling you
135:05
exactly how much money everything makes
135:07
and i don't know if i want to discuss my
135:09
earnings on a twitch stream where i'm
135:10
doing a ponytail badly
135:12
um
135:14
[Music]
135:15
but a lot
135:17
don't hurt the alpaca
135:20
this has gotten suddenly so much worse
135:23
wow
135:29
do i look pretty chat do i look pretty
135:38
oh [ __ ] i goofed it
135:40
oh
135:42
awful awful awful times
135:47
my god
135:51
that looks so shitty dude that's why i
135:53
don't like doing ponytails they're so
135:54
[ __ ] they don't look good i mean go
135:56
with the classics i want to get you
135:59
pregnant i do this all the time like
136:02
i mean this would actually look good if
136:03
i did this hold on
136:05
like this sure hi no i can't do a high
136:08
ponytail and make it look good this
136:10
though
136:17
this could work this is okay it's not
136:20
great but it's fine
136:25
you know
136:37
i don't i mean it's not better than than
136:39
it was a minute ago though like i don't
136:41
see this is better than what it was you
136:44
know
136:45
do spice buns no don't know how don't
136:47
care don't want to
136:48
uh
136:49
the side thing would be annoying exactly
136:51
which is why you don't normally wear it
136:52
like this
136:53
like
136:54
sure this looks
136:56
acceptable but it's not better right
136:59
it's not better than what it was
137:00
so i don't know
137:02
what's up finn alfredo must be
137:04
sacrificed to appease the twitch gods
137:07
hell yes
137:09
i've gone on to your twitch channel
137:10
you've got a trailer and everything oh
137:12
my god you care more about streaming
137:16
you're much better at streaming than i
137:18
do than i am
137:19
good [ __ ] all right let me take this out
137:22
because my god
137:24
ow [ __ ]
137:29
when you go for you are makeover get
137:31
them to style your hair up
137:34
yeah
137:36
possibly i think they might come to the
137:39
same conclusion of like you don't look
137:40
good in a ponytail i'll be like yeah i
137:41
know i know i almost okay you know a
137:44
side bet without us telling without you
137:46
guys telling them can we take a bet that
137:48
like let's say that this happens right
137:50
let's take a bet that at some point
137:52
during the stream they both everyone
137:53
realizes that i don't look good in a
137:55
ponytail
137:56
i think that's gonna happen
137:58
higher up i did do it really high up it
138:00
doesn't look good
138:02
it just don't look good buddy do you
138:03
have extensions i do these are
138:05
extensions uh you can kind of see them
138:07
if i do like
138:09
let's see if i can get you to see them
138:11
hey rose can you do a collab with
138:13
displayed so that i can actually
138:14
decorate my house with you
138:16
also are you a bed because they'd like
138:18
to be inside you you see
138:21
okay you see these
138:23
see these right there
138:24
see that
138:26
those are micro bead extensions except
138:28
they're really thin you can't they're
138:30
like really good with hostage takers
138:33
and they all feel good you know they're
138:35
not like [ __ ]
138:37
you know glue in or like [ __ ] tape in
138:40
extensions that are really [ __ ] gross
138:42
and hot you can't you can't brush your
138:44
hair with you can't do this thoughts on
138:46
the inevitable shot i'm doing that with
138:48
[ __ ] tape in extensions you know yeah
138:54
how long is your natural hair now
138:56
it is this long
138:59
[ __ ]
139:01
see that that's my natural hair
139:03
that
139:04
long so like half the way to okay you
139:08
see this this like really clear line
139:10
where the most hair is here like if you
139:12
ignore this this is natural hair
139:14
they're not bad not terrible actually
139:16
like ignore this down there there's
139:18
natural hair
139:21
and these are natural [ __ ] guns baby
139:23
you want oh you want to see something
139:26
[ __ ] all natural hell yeah that's me
139:29
strong as heck
139:33
we turned female short hair look yeah uh
139:35
i want to do just like
139:37
um no or not long hair
139:40
wait short hair i don't know shorter
139:42
than this yes longer now i don't know
139:44
like short short now i don't know
139:47
i can't predict the future
139:49
looking like a stick figure
139:52
what
139:53
stick figure babe already lost the heart
139:56
i sent you hurting alfred will be
139:59
hurting me
140:02
okay i won't do it won't that
140:04
ah
140:06
there is nothing good open to eat
140:08
absolutely [ __ ] nothing
140:11
dude at this time of night it's straight
140:12
up just like you want some [ __ ] just
140:16
dog [ __ ] food you want some do you want
140:18
some frozen pizza delivered for 50
140:20
pounds you want some frozen pizza and
140:23
some wet onion rings you want that idiot
140:26
that's what you get that's what ubereats
140:28
is like in like where i live at this
140:30
time of night
140:32
when it's past like 1am it's just you
140:34
want some [ __ ] wet fries buddy
140:37
because
140:38
we'll give you some wet fries
140:40
they taste like paper
140:43
great the pain of looking good it's
140:45
never good enough you're already a
140:47
beautiful goddess
140:50
damn right i'm a big believer and
140:52
there's always a best
140:55
so why would you do anything else you
140:57
know
140:59
i always kind of figure that out
141:01
whenever i'm doing like economy work for
141:03
um
141:04
for this minecraft server show like that
141:06
we always talk about this thing of like
141:07
oh different ways players can make money
141:09
and everything like that like different
141:10
ways they can play the game how does it
141:12
feel no you're not going to use the one
141:13
the most viable agenda for you would be
141:15
to become a girl also those guns got
141:18
nothing on those milkers
141:20
how does it feel knowing that people
141:21
think the more viable gender for your
141:23
beats become a girl
141:25
uh
141:26
i mean no definitely the more vibe do
141:28
you mean what do you mean by viable
141:30
because like
141:32
looking better sure um
141:35
but
141:36
i don't know
141:38
like
141:40
i think i look better as a girl than as
141:42
a guy
141:43
however
141:46
that might also just be the fact that
141:47
like i know how to look better as a girl
141:50
than i know how to dress better as a guy
141:51
right like
141:53
i'm you know
141:55
it's a bit odd doing my part i don't
141:57
base everything based on looks you know
142:00
i'm not a big i'm not oh you know
142:02
there's a lot that i value past looks
142:04
but i think i would probably
142:07
do better in luke's department if i was
142:09
a girl sure
142:11
uh but that doesn't really bother me
142:13
much
142:15
so i don't know
142:16
but then again i've like in the same
142:18
like body type sort of thing like if i
142:20
was like actually trying to look good as
142:22
a guy i'd work out more i'd like you
142:25
know grow a little bit of photo i guess
142:27
i don't know i'd dress differently i'd
142:29
wear my hair differently you know
142:33
and i definitely not pluck my eyebrows
142:35
all the time like
142:36
you'd you'd
142:39
when i because i've got longer hair
142:41
right and i pluck and i pluck my
142:42
eyebrows
142:43
people will mistake me for a girl on
142:45
like on camera anyway right that's a
142:47
thing in real life no in real life i've
142:50
got a pretty good build like i've got a
142:52
pretty good marisa said i'm built like
142:54
michael phelps if you put it like that i
142:56
have zero hips and really wide shoulders
142:58
right
142:59
a real thing by the way and she's not
143:01
trying to be mean she's just like i'm
143:03
built like michael phelps and i agreed
143:04
because we both at the same time well i
143:06
look like that guy
143:08
um
143:10
so i don't know
143:12
i'm i've got like a good [ __ ]
143:14
physique for if i wanted to get into
143:16
something like bodybuilding right like
143:18
i'd actually do pretty well at that
143:21
weirdly like i'm built for that sort of
143:23
thing but i'm not like you know michael
143:25
phelps yeah you ever seen microphones
143:26
you're just [ __ ]
143:28
triangle shaped that's kind of me
143:30
i'm more like square to triangle shape
143:32
you know what i mean
143:36
sure but not quite not that wide
143:38
shoulders man's wings yeah true michael
143:39
michael phelps shoulders maybe like
143:41
[Music]
143:42
there on me you know what i mean an
143:44
extra fist can we do a rose style
143:46
dress-up stream but just for finn
143:49
it wouldn't work because i need to
143:51
[ __ ]
143:53
i don't i don't have any good guy
143:54
clothes
143:55
as sucky as that is to say i mean
143:58
i know what i look good in i look good
143:59
in if i wear some like if i wear some
144:01
like cargo cargo trousers
144:04
and a good shirt you could kind of get
144:06
away with like a good bit of street wear
144:08
with that and that's what i usually
144:09
would wear
144:10
i don't know how i look in a suit though
144:12
but we'll see there's a wedding next
144:13
year that i'm going to what amount is
144:14
required for you to jackhammer my dirt
144:16
box dressed as rose
144:29
half a million
144:31
no
144:32
half a mill
144:34
750 000
144:39
half a million half a million half a
144:42
million yeah
144:45
well i mean rose your body language and
144:48
mannerisms have become way more feminine
144:51
since i started watching you also i
144:54
really wonder what you'd look like if
144:56
you were an apache attack helicopter
144:59
[Music]
145:00
i wonder too i wonder what the
145:01
photoshop's gonna be weird how americans
145:03
say michael phelps and i would say ian
145:06
thorpe i assume you're american so's um
145:09
why would you assume i'm american
145:12
you think i'm american
145:13
what that's a terrible [ __ ] accent i
145:15
think i'm american really [ __ ]
145:17
really [ __ ] you think i'm american
145:20
really absolute [ __ ] wanker bro this
145:23
absolute dude this guy don't know this
145:25
guy don't know anything about where i'm
145:26
from bro he don't know [ __ ] what a dick
145:30
what an absolute [ __ ] wanker that
145:32
just told me that
145:34
i don't even know it's like three
145:35
dollars what do you think
145:37
idiot
145:40
how good sorry they slash them and pan
145:43
here so maybe i'm biased but i find
145:45
every bit of you to be ideal
145:47
it's so cool to me that you can be
145:49
handsome and masculine while also being
145:51
pretty and feminine and it just yes
145:54
i both love to see you and would love to
145:56
be you lol
145:58
i think it's cool that like i could pull
146:00
it off you know what i mean like it is
146:02
kind of cool to me in a theoretical
146:04
sense that i can kind of do both you
146:06
know what i mean
146:08
to be fair your accent doesn't sound
146:09
very british most of the time yeah i
146:11
mean
146:14
i've heard like people people in britain
146:16
ask my accent all the time and then when
146:17
i say i'm from birmingham they expect me
146:19
to have like a proper birmingham accent
146:21
and i used to don't get me wrong i used
146:22
to because i didn't pronounce words
146:24
right and now i just pronounce words
146:26
right and now i'm some weird in between
146:28
between british and american where i'm
146:29
not i don't really have a strong accent
146:31
that's first american bromine yeah
146:35
uh
146:36
[Music]
146:38
if i google brummie accent right
146:43
why are you blotting it's boston in here
146:46
hello everyone okay i don't want to
146:48
[ __ ] get an intro from you a broomy
146:49
accent okay first question do you guys
146:54
i think so yeah mate i do have a bit of
146:57
accent i've been told
146:59
yeah that's that's the brit that's
147:00
that's a birmingham accent
147:04
that's that's you know that's [ __ ]
147:06
weird that's the first like really good
147:07
like a proper bromi accent that i've uh
147:11
you know
147:13
yeah it's a birmingham accent and then
147:15
that's people really don't like
147:17
birmingham accents though
147:18
pyro
147:21
a promise you're not [ __ ] pyrocynical
147:24
is a really good example of a brummie
147:26
accent because he's from [ __ ]
147:27
birmingham are you brought up in berlin
147:29
yeah actually yeah
147:32
but yeah pyrocynical is a good example
147:34
of that is most recent stuff let me say
147:38
check out opera gx please
147:41
positivity
147:44
positivity positivity you know he's got
147:46
the broom he's got the brummie accent
147:48
but you know it's not as bad as coconut
147:50
i can't do coconut
147:52
can i see your knife collection it would
147:53
take me so much it'd take me so much
147:55
time to get them all
147:57
you dude if you ask anyone that's been
147:59
around to my house i have a i have a
148:00
knife in every room i have a bathroom
148:03
knife
148:04
what
148:05
the [ __ ] rose just built different i
148:08
have a bathroom knife just so you know
148:10
that's how differently built i am i have
148:13
a bathroom knife
148:14
there's a knife in the bathroom
148:16
uh i there's so many
148:19
around the house that to collect them
148:21
all it would take way too long
148:23
because they're all they serve different
148:25
functions too
148:27
i called you american once and you've
148:29
pulled a knife on me people runs away
148:34
stop it
148:36
yeah you can tell i'm not american
148:37
because i didn't pull a gun
148:39
i pulled a knife which is much more
148:41
british stabby style one of the reasons
148:43
i realized in pan
148:47
my humor is so [ __ ]
148:50
my humor is so incredibly [ __ ] up you
148:52
know that like you know the quagmire
148:54
meme
148:55
where he turns into a toilet it's like
148:58
you know
149:00
i just heard i'm pan
149:03
and i picture just a person turning into
149:05
a pan with that sound effect
149:08
i am pan
149:09
and then she turns into a pan
149:15
my humor's so [ __ ] dude
149:18
i'm so glad that you're confident
149:24
i'm so glad that you're now comforting
149:25
this keep that one in the draft yeah
149:27
yeah maybe
149:32
you should do a knife stream where you
149:34
just show off all of your knives it
149:36
would legit take hours it would take
149:38
around an hour
149:40
but
149:41
that's if i was actually if i really
149:43
wanted to talk about lifestyle talk
149:45
what the [ __ ]
149:50
it was so close
149:52
crj was so close
149:55
no dude oh buddy it was so close it was
149:58
close
149:59
it was oh okay well never mind
150:03
how many knives do you have a lot um i
150:05
would say i usually have over like i'd
150:07
say
150:08
i have over a thousand pounds what do
150:09
you see yourself doing maybe when you
150:11
are closing around 2 000
150:14
but you have a poop knife
150:18
what do you see yourself doing when
150:19
you're 30
150:21
retired bro holy [ __ ] or at least the
150:23
ability to retire i don't know what to
150:24
do do you have a poop knife if you
150:27
haven't seen the reddit post read it
150:30
sorry i'm advanced for ruining your life
150:33
what reddit post
150:34
[ __ ] what is that
150:37
let us see let us find out what the [ __ ]
150:40
is going on on reddit
150:45
[Music]
150:47
i got nsfw rosa down there what happened
150:49
sauce what the [ __ ] i don't know what
150:50
the [ __ ] is that what that means
150:55
hey there do you have a name or can i
150:57
call you mine your lips look only want
151:00
me to give them some company my love for
151:02
you is like a declared variable that
151:04
hasn't been set yet
151:06
undefined where's the rose fan club
151:09
[Music]
151:11
well i'm still look pretty good actually
151:13
sad face but can you tell me a joke
151:19
this is this
151:21
what the [ __ ]
151:24
[Music]
151:26
the original fanboy hoosiers i have guns
151:28
the way you have knives lol
151:34
oh my [ __ ] god
151:36
uh
151:40
what the [ __ ]
151:42
wait what the [ __ ]
151:44
my [ __ ] the bala song oh god
151:47
oh my god
151:49
another finn is actually i feel like
151:50
doing some more fun i just thought
151:54
oh my god
151:58
that's funny
152:00
that's kind of funny i like that
152:03
solid good solid reddit review so i'm
152:05
apparently i was trending on sports not
152:07
bad
152:09
on twitter
152:10
man of honor i've learned this
152:12
oh my god this got 500 upvotes holy [ __ ]
152:17
i've learned this as a guy i'm not
152:19
deleting this because i live by my
152:20
mistakes
152:22
i'm american but i was in the uk this
152:24
month in 2010. after a week you could
152:27
tell where people oh my god they said
152:29
lovely he read three days i was saying i
152:32
made lol manchester was the best lou
152:34
flay
152:35
he he retweeted it saying would
152:38
i have learned this is a guy and i'm not
152:40
deleting this because i live by my
152:41
mistakes so save the internet that's
152:44
amazing
152:45
that's so good
152:46
that's so [ __ ] funny
152:50
holy [ __ ]
152:53
why do people think that i look good
152:55
when i don't
152:56
i feel like i'm the only person that
152:57
knows when i look good i do not look
152:59
good in this picture
153:01
there's another one like i feel like i'm
153:02
the only one that can guess when i look
153:04
good
153:06
like people take screenshots they're
153:08
like oh it looks so good here no i don't
153:10
no i do not
153:12
i i'm the only one that knows when i
153:14
look good i feel
153:20
because it looks natural
153:22
yeah
153:22
yeah your highest credit harshest critic
153:24
no i'm just correct
153:26
i'm not harsh i'm just like i know when
153:28
i look good and that's it
153:31
i know
153:32
i if there's a photo where i'm smiling
153:34
with my teeth in i don't think i look
153:35
good i don't feel like i'm one and this
153:37
is fine by the way i'm not it's not a
153:40
anything like that but just my face
153:42
isn't built in a way that
153:43
lets toothy smiles work you know what i
153:45
mean
153:53
need american teeth no i still i just
153:55
don't know it's not even the teeth thing
153:57
you could take away the teeth you can
153:58
make like perfect teeth i just feel like
154:00
the way my face is when i'm smiling like
154:02
that doesn't work
154:04
you know
154:07
this looks better than
154:09
that it looks really [ __ ] weird
154:12
i don't like that i don't like the way
154:13
my face is when it's like that
154:16
that's just me
154:17
anyway
154:20
might just be me just never really
154:22
smiled with teeth in photos
154:25
yeah
154:26
i feel like this was a solid fun time
154:28
stream
154:30
this was a solid fun time stream
154:33
i know when i look good and now isn't it
154:35
your conversion to a girl persona is
154:37
complete guys i need you
154:39
guys i need you fps rusher is streaming
154:44
guys
154:46
guys listen i need you all here on your
154:47
talking chat i need to know that you're
154:49
with me on this one chat
154:50
fbs rusher is streaming right now
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and i'm gonna raid him he's playing a
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game warhammer god knows what i don't
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care
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i need i'm gonna raid fps russia if you
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don't know him he's american by the way
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don't be freaked out by the accident not
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really russian it's called fps kyle on
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this
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i'm gonna write him
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i need this guy to know who i am all
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right i just need that in my life okay
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just
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say my name a couple times all good she
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hasn't he hasn't streamed this is second
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[ __ ] stream ever by the way
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and i like his podcast that he's on pka
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guest oh my god if i would dude let me
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on pka anyway we'll see
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i'm gonna raid him i was gonna end the
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stream anyway but i was checking who was
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streaming i'm gonna write this guy
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please do your thing chant i love you uh
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i love you and i'll miss you
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please go do your thing i love you um
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promise i will show you thigh anything
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you need just
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do your thing finster raid say [ __ ]
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you know
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anything you want just be nice you don't
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need to spam you don't need to like just
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promote me or anything like that just be
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natural just be a good community just be
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a really nice community
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over there for a second you only need to
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stay there for like five minutes
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right
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just say finster head a couple times and
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that's it all right bye guys guys love
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you maybe slipping that i'm a maybe
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slipping that i'm a i'm a good looking
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uh cross-dressing fella um anyway boys
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i'll see you peace
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i promise there is thighs for you in the
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next stream because of what you will do
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today good luck soldiers
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oh sevens i'll see you boys
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oh my [ __ ] god all right let's see
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how this works out
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time for uh an upgrade on the pc it's a
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2080 ti and 8700k um so it's like spec
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not too bad uh oh jesus
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okay well fenster rated my stream with 2
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000 viewers i feel like we can't leave
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now like immediately jesus christ
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what's up boys welcome to the stream
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we're playing a little vermintide 2 here
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having a good old time
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um
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the game crashed
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like 2 000 people joining the game crash
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hang on i'll get it fired back up
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what are the [ __ ] odds
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oh man
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thank you fenster for sending uh your
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legion of
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devoted
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pay pigs my way
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jmeds thanks for the subscription yeah
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feel free to subscribe if you guys are
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uh we're gonna be playing i i i'm really
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enjoying this this is my second stream
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ever but um he talks about it like you
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know his royal balls thank you for
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subscription
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um
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we just mostly did just chatting the
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first time and we're playing with
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vermintide 2 right now hack and slash
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co-op based on the warhammer universe
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just hacking rats to bits sharp you
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think it's a subscription but uh i'm
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trying to get the game fired up right
157:56
now you guys you guys raid was so
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goddamn powerful that it crashed the
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game the grain the game could not handle
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it
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devoted surprises you haven't crashed
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yet
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pon fonzo thanks for the five gifted
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subs yeah it's been super stable tonight
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um whereas i usually have a few issues
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as time goes on
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it's a hot i i don't know if i should
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say that
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uh elfie i'll be fighting here on the
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side just subscribed yeah i try to be a
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little careful with what i what i say
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out loud you know do the best i can to
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deal with this tos
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well you're doing great rap man thank
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you for the sub i read lightning thank
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you arthur natalie
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fonzo
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all right they're getting a bit much now
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uh
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donna cam still having fun though thank
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you thank you i've probably watched this
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stream for a while i just want to see
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what the [ __ ] happens so you're you're
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starting up and we'll do another one
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yeah yeah i i'm going to keep going i'm
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going to keep going for a little while
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i'm going to get another uh
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yeah i'm going to get another water i'll
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be back yeah i'm going to run to the
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bathroom in just a second he's
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threatening with knives for this i don't
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know what that means but but seems like
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you better do what the man says
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thank you lick my master balls
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[ __ ] hell paul fonzo thanks for that
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gift
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dude very cool i'm itself end the stream
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i'm just gonna talk and chat for a bit
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uh can you guys join with me or should i
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join all right
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see you boys i'll see you uh [ __ ]
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i'll i'm ending this one i'm
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perplexed by what the [ __ ] is gonna
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happen here