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be a silk flower hello everybody hi
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samko thank you so much what's up hello
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everybody
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guess what
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guess what
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so i know i'm very very very on time
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hello oh hi everybody
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so there is some special lady or man
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here
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okay
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do you
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he is called the finster
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specifically with the the that's
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important the finster yeah it's
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lady it's it is grommas wow okay finn is
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a pretty lady very are you a lady are
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you
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that's up for debate still i think yeah
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okay um
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he
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actually i really want to ask what is
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what is your proper pronoun i know i
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hear him well i really don't care at all
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i see it okay
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he's a solid gender
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he is the one he is just the one
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vinster is bae fister is definitely bae
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uh hi steven radover what's up how are
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you doing
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so i'm sorry i was not here yesterday
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i was not here yesterday i apologize
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i had a very good reason
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all right everybody if you want me to
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come online what's been type one in the
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chat
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[Music]
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i did i see i saw it too
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there's so many tools i think we're just
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gonna have to abandon this
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gosh
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why never mind it was fun thanks mikko
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it's really nice bye bye
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[Music]
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that's starting soon stream good content
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we're gonna go to uh brighton now and
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hang out in a casino
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[Music]
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um
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all right all right all right all right
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wait your character's wearing thigh eyes
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yeah
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she used to
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you know you know what guys you know
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what bring back the thai highs we should
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bring but we are going to bring back the
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thigh highs take a picture from
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princeton's book store's wearing thy
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eyes
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i'm sorry i am i'm wearing one this is a
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thigh high i've just wrote it down
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you should like fashion you should like
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dress me up you should style me finn
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you've got you've got a whole like
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character selector that's essentially
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playing sims that's true yeah all right
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we're actually coming and coming live
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now okay we're at she's coming live
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what's happening live all right all
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right all right all right all right all
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right all right
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[Music]
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it's me and miko in the same room i know
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we are here well i'm a technician
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[Music]
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i'm not nico no no this is officially
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gone rose is she her i will not i don't
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know i'm nikona i'm going to be making
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you're going to make me going we're
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going to put minster into mikko oh
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that's good that's the goal of
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the stream
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and
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let me say hi
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your hair is so much because it's not
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your real hair no not mostly most of
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it's not the only uh half of it is not
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my hair half of it is i wonder if you
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can see where the light you can
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definitely see what lines i couldn't
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yeah you can tell a lot more now
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because like see this like the bit
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that's a bit more straight like this
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yeah yeah that's fake and you can see
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that all the wavy stuff that's mine
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because i couldn't find a hairdryer or
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like how is how did how is it attached
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it's a it's like a little bead they like
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like a stamp a bit of metal onto your
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hair and they attach more hair with it
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really yeah
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you can see them somewhere like
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there
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they're hard to find smooth
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that's how it's attached
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technology nowadays dude
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what
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it's with it's kind of shut the [ __ ] up
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egg egg what's that supposed to mean
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they wanted that there's too much work
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to explain wait tell me i'm cut egg is
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like there's a there's a subreddit
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called egg irl and it's essentially a
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nice way of saying that i'm i'm really a
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woman but i am a man
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are you a woman are you a man what do
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you identify yourself as i say man i
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mean i'm a masculine guy he's a man
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now that now this is
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i'm in my room all the time there's like
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barely anyone else on the stream and now
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you're a small person you're you're a
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bit you're a bit on the on the smaller
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side ah i'm bigger i've got bigger
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muscles
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hold on hold on i'm not that small
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how many how many feet are you i can't
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wait till we stand up
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come on
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how tall are you five foot left six foot
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five
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you're six five
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yes
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maybe you're not i i am no because lewis
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is like six foot
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four so he's lying he's lying he's lying
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really people are about to hide all the
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time i wouldn't lie to you
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i'm a trustworthy sort of dude
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you're five eleven
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i'm five eleven yeah yeah you five
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eleven five eleven on a good day i am
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five ten if i'm
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really if i was going to put money on it
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i'd be five ten i'm five four
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now there's a sense of scale they can
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finally see exactly i am a masculine fan
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i am i have five i have five four four
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my driver's license says i'm five four
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you should see me in heels hey i'm an
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absolute
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i've got heels that are like just they
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extend you like that they're like nine
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inches tall it's not even including the
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platform of it yeah
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if i really wanted to i could be like
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six figures not negative egg slash a gay
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gang it was so fun though i've got a bit
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of a house rule whoever comes over to
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the house they wear the pair of heels
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they're late at least
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i've got creep smooth pasta to do it i
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got niles to do it wow everyone's
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wearing the worn those heels and no one
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can walk in them that is beautiful no
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one could take a single step for them
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have fun though i would want to wear one
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i know i should have brought it you
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should have process if you come to
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birmingham well it's
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it's the only fun thing to do what is it
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what is birmingham it's a city
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in england heard of it
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north or east or wester middle middle
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midlands it's a bit it's up from here
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north from here oh okay
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it's about
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you know the general vicinity of our
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area that we're in right now yeah yeah
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it's a very similar vibe it's not great
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oh really yeah birmingham's not known
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for being the nicest place in the world
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i like it though it's home everyone it's
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it's a [ __ ] but it's my [ __ ] you
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know i know that's awesome i wanna visit
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i gotta go to so many different places i
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gotta visit brighton too i gotta mess
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with everything i've been to brighton
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huh i've never been to no i've never
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been to brighton that's like the best
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one that's the best city i need yeah i
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need to go i need to visit literally
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everybody oh you haven't seen anyone
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i know i haven't seen who's on brighton
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right now everyone's a bro
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wilbus wilbur suit in brighton nicki
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minaj
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although you met nikki and jack and
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scott
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scott
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who's that he's a youtuber though like
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why are wumbles and brian he's like uh
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he does
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he's like a really good a he plays like
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a lot of daisy
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and stuff is that a good way to put it
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silver mumble does a bunch of [ __ ] but
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he's like a big he's a good editor and
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all that does all the text tracking
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stuff
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so um we are going to do i i asked finn
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hey bloodshot face reciting for five
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months
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i asked finn to do my makeup
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so i'm gonna have him turn me into a
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beautiful lady
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for the first time
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i am so excited
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to have him do my makeup and then
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afterwards after tim doing my makeup and
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chilling for a bit then we are going to
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turn him into code miko
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it'll be that that really will be a
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first yeah although i'm annoyed because
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we don't have any fake eyelashes i
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really i've got the most insane fake
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eyelashes why didn't you bring them i
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didn't think i'd be i forgot
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i didn't think i'd be doing someone
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else's makeup when i packed it you know
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what
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yeah did i bring anything i don't think
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i brought a single fake eyelash there's
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no way mine are like
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they're they're big eyelashes you'd look
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nuts with them
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it's oh they're like they they're a bit
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bigger than these ones really yeah and
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these are quite these are quite out
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there like as soon as i look down you
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can see like that
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so i also i want to show what you've i'm
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gonna i'm gonna cover the nipples
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showing everyone
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this is fake boobies these are fake
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bubbas
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likes to wear when he's when he's trying
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to make an outfit look have an extra um
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if you can describe how they feel though
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because i get asked all the time
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they're like needing them
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like jello
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i don't i can't describe it it's like
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it's like a very
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like a stress ball but not bad
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not it's like gel filled sort of thing
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yeah it's like gel silicon like
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like gummies
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i said it if you imagine like a water
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balloon but full of like
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maple syrup or something oh
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yeah it's like thick yeah
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i'm gonna bring some makeup i'm ready
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okay i'm ready do you have like a
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blender spunk sponge i'm just gonna
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bring everything that i have okay
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because we may need to wet a sponge
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really i'll have a sponge
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what's my string now finally
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hi chat how are you it's all me
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i now control this why is there two
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different chats she's got one over here
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and one over there what do i look i'm
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gonna look at this one how are we hello
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hi dad hi rose's taking over listen i
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see you're pretending to be manly man
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today scam
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oh where's my
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i had a short sleeve shirt i could show
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you how giant i am but no i'm so glad
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you finally seen a size comparison now
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everyone can stop joking with me that i
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that i am small i am tall and large
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how dare you
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your jams now i just got out of the
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shower my hair's so [ __ ] i haven't
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done any makeup my hair's [ __ ] because
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i just had a shower uh from last night
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so i look
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uh tired and scuffed my hair is kind of
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bad bubs are over there because i wanted
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to show mikko what the bubbs felt
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like so technically yes right now it is
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a little bit of a scam but
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not taller than cow's head no castle
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heads like a full head above me
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he's these he's a tourist boy supposedly
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girl she slash her why are you scammed
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how dare you
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[Music]
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i uh it's
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should i talk about it we're on me
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streaming so we can get gm 5 up and
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running no this is a me costume we don't
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talk about me this has happened they're
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pressuring me into being a woman
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wait
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what do you mean
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what do you mean by that
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thanks for the taiwan sub thank you
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okay yeah i've pinched myself in the
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table
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okay so i brought it i brought makeup
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what is that enough cap on it
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oh okay i just keep that without a cap
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on it i don't really use this anymore i
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use
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i just use this now
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okay it's like a bb i got you a video of
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something
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it's like a light foundation with
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sunscreen oh wow very cool
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i do more over-the-top [ __ ] okay give me
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make me pretty make you pretty do you
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have like how do you apply bb cream how
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do you do it slab all your fingers
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there's a rabbit
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at least
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i can tell you've still got eyeliner on
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yeah i just i literally take it off i'm
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a bit of a savage it's kind of like
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this is a girl month rule what's that
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uh
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a bunch of stuff basically yes it's
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essentially all women's clothing this is
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technically a woman's clothing but it's
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it's on a technicality because this
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still looks i feel like i get away with
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this it's like a like it's like a pink
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shirt but that's about it you know
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it's a woman's clothes on a technicality
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you wouldn't that's how i can still
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maintain some semblance of masculinity
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through all this wait but why are you
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trying to be masculine because it's more
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fun
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uh
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i said we give it up for party for his
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seventh hitting month anniversary
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oh [ __ ] you got 17 months subs i do i do
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i i do wow wow i do wow wait good job
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thank you i did not know i had such a
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technician i love you but
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technician i love it
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rose is the real princess here i know
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he's he's a real princess not so long
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princess so long you're about to take me
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off all right as soon as i
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figure out what the [ __ ] i'm doing let's
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go let's go
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okay oh brody are you he's 17 months old
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i'm so sorry i i can't do math
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if you like this on your hands do you
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just have bb cream on your hands all day
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what do you do i just rub it in there
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what do you mean this is so gross like
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me i just rub it in i have it do you not
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do it with like a sponge like a beauty
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blender i have one
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let me okay
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god damn it let me show you the
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civilized way to do this
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finn's gonna show me how to be a
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civilized uh
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lady
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civilized way to do makeup
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i just slap it on bro
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i literally just just slap it on and i
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just rub it in and then that's
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that's that that's that's daddy
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there you have it you know
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[Music]
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by the way
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he loves being cool
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he loves being called princess really
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i'll keep that in mind because uh i'll
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make him feel special
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girls get off on dolling up males and
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this is
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it
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i'm reading i'm reading chat right now
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i'm reading chat i just said that mikko
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was i just said that mika was a savage
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to castlehead
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this is my bag of things but i've got is
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the only one that we're using for a
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second
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but i said that mika was a savage to
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castlehead i was getting my stuff why
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and he went in what
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there's more than one way
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okay okay right i see you've got your
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hair back this is good okay have you
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never really done that not for instance
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not like this not very good okay give me
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there's one here's what i usually do do
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you usually put this everywhere
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i just start it and this rub it in
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specific technician i didn't know you
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were so short given that rose is five
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feet four inches also she's not thin or
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dude she's rose good [ __ ] lord okay i
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just put it here and then
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i'm gonna do it later okay
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well actually i could probably just
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i don't usually do this but we're gonna
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try this okay okay ready close eyes
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because i'm probably gonna i'm gonna put
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it on your eye
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because you've got shitty got um
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what oh you've got shitty eyeliner
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still
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it's okay i don't want to be too tough
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okay i don't know whack your face with
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the sponge hey you know i've never done
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anyone else's makeup before so what's
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the difference between using a
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spontaneous
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rather than with your hands uh well
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i don't know but i
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i try and be civilized i'm british i'm
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not like an american you know hey
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americans won the revolutionary war
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yeah yes
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[Music]
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that's um
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but we did kind of take over just about
16:30
everything else
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oh that's true that'll start a good
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fight in chat i think americans versus
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the british exactly right yeah we'll get
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some more chatter your skin tone is so
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goddamn like even by the way sorry i'll
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finish it yeah like i'm trying to look
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for like areas that like that you'd want
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to even out but there's none your face
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is just a consistent like comparatively
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i'm just like randomly red i have a sp
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like
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i can't see anything i'm blind
16:56
i see a blurb okay good for now that's a
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good thing
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i see a blurb i don't see anything for
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now it's a good thing because i haven't
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finished it okay not to like [ __ ] up
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your mouse okay
17:09
you don't need any of it what the [ __ ]
17:11
just got lucky with everything fine
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all right do you usu oh wait can i do
17:17
like properly what i do yeah yeah yes
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go on for i would love i want to see all
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do you do powered afterwards i've
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experienced everything huh did you
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powder after this
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no i haven't i don't do five i literally
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just rub it in and then i just leave it
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okay
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[Music]
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no i haven't okay
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okay i thought i'd lost him
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america is alive yep i started the fight
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america is not alive that means freedom
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you're saying freedom is alright hey
17:51
you're in my country right now this is
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our rules are trying to invade england
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the british the british are coming the
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british are coming
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okay
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honestly yeah the only things that i
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could really see that was like a bit off
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was around sort of your eyes and that's
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it
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so you just got lucky as hell
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genetically lucky
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okay well that speeds up a lot i think
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she's so scuffed i broke this okay but
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i've kept the lid yeah i refused to buy
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another one good for you man good on you
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man resourceful yes
18:25
i get it okay
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in my bag of trick so
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console's one of those things where i've
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never done it with anyone else and i
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know my face really well and i don't
18:34
know your face
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so
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so this could end up going really badly
18:40
really quickly okay okay
18:43
i'm not gonna do a lot because you know
18:46
we'll take things slow okay i don't
18:48
wanna
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[ __ ] it up too badly i'm gonna do this
18:51
side first and then i'm just gonna like
18:52
check on camera and see if it makes any
18:54
like see if it looks any good okay i
18:57
usually do
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all right
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okay that's solid i was gonna say
19:05
sometimes you'll do something and on
19:07
camera it shows up as a lot more than it
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actually is
19:10
but you've got this is fine so far okay
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let's try this one i'm gonna do a bit on
19:14
these okay okay
19:16
all right this is so odd i haven't done
19:18
this anyone else it makes me feel such
19:20
like a an amateur of makeup
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[Music]
19:35
but he has a boy
19:36
indeed okay
19:41
[ __ ] do you have any eyeshadow
19:44
i do this there's literally no reason
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because you have a small chin i'm gonna
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do it anyway i'm just gonna see what my
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makeup routine looks like on you okay
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essentially
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okay
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there we go i could do more contour on
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on cheeks
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do it
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do it maybe have razor sharp give me one
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give me one [ __ ] me up fam i got it
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just said that like that the entire time
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i think i think you'd have i think you'd
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probably do fine there we go
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yeah that's not much change to it okay i
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can't see [ __ ] honestly not much change
20:20
to your face so far we're not just the
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same i know okay
20:26
but like you gotta imagine i'm a very
20:28
i'm extremely pale any color on my face
20:30
is actually a deal could you change the
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title to rose five ten is here or if you
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wish rooster is here oh hhh and did you
20:36
know that rose loves cork
20:39
i mean
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i'm big into home renovation like
20:42
caulking you know
20:44
like you seal windows and everything
20:45
like that i'm big into home renovation
20:48
you know [ __ ] i'm sure he said cork like
20:50
you know like the white stuff around
20:52
windows oh like ceiling oh
20:55
i don't even know that word existed yeah
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look that's how you spell it
20:59
c-a-c-a-u-l okay
21:03
cook that's what he said he must have
21:04
done i don't know what else he'd be
21:05
talking about oops [ __ ]
21:07
now i just want to go overboard with
21:09
contour because it might be fun
21:10
chat what do you think
21:12
do it go overboard go for it
21:16
you ever seen um love island no what is
21:19
it
21:20
that's the look we're going for really
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okay i'm excited this is if you're in
21:24
britain for a bit we might as well
21:26
but i've also got blush which might work
21:28
pretty well with that okay
21:33
manly man jeremy renner is a makeup
21:35
artist i don't remember his manly after
21:38
all
21:38
since when was jeremy right i thought he
21:40
was like a hunter like he was an archer
21:41
in his free time or some [ __ ] like he
21:43
has so many promo shots of him just like
21:45
in the woods with an axe for no [ __ ]
21:47
reason there we go okay we got a bit of
21:48
difference to your cheeks at this point
21:50
a little bit it just adds a little bit
21:52
all that
21:54
second one a little bit more
21:56
it's fine i think we'll leave it for
21:57
cheeks there okay okay this is so around
21:59
different slide cheeks a lot of cheeks i
22:02
like it okay what's next let me do a bit
22:04
on your forehead okay okay tiny tiny bit
22:06
around the edge of your forehead
22:08
why i don't know i've just this is what
22:10
james charles did once ah and that's
22:12
kind of all i've got tips for what
22:14
happened to that guy is he still
22:18
no i mean
22:20
what happened to that guy is he still
22:22
going oh is he still going she's doing
22:24
great i've heard james charles has had a
22:26
lot of success recently
22:28
why is that okay there we go focused
22:30
okay okay
22:33
wait i think we're good oh i guess
22:35
okay this is so weird because the next
22:37
thing i do is like nose contour okay
22:41
we have i think my nose is three times
22:43
the size of yours at the minimum so i
22:45
i'm gonna do it anyway okay
22:48
and it's not gonna work
22:49
okay i'm excited i'm excited
22:52
give it to me i do makeup so i can have
22:55
i do makeup so i can have your bone
22:56
structure well you have make oh oh i've
23:00
said i'm trying to imitate how your bone
23:02
structure is i'm gonna do my well like
23:04
you've got like good features because
23:06
you are you know woman really yes but
23:09
i'm not so i've got it i've got to shape
23:11
this into
23:12
i can't see [ __ ]
23:14
okay let's try okay
23:17
oh [ __ ] i just realized how difficult
23:19
it's gonna be
23:20
give me a fake nose i am i'm working on
23:23
it
23:25
okay one side solid i want a fake nose
23:29
[Music]
23:30
people's streams won't prevent the next
23:32
girl month old
23:36
my left hand is so incredible if it's
23:38
more like teal left now like this yes
23:41
okay because my hand is so unsteady
23:48
okay
23:50
i'm gonna do it across that and then
23:53
what i do
23:54
tiny tiny bit
23:59
and then i'm gonna go
24:07
all right and that's
24:10
probably all we're gonna do for nose
24:11
contour uh all right that's solid okay
24:14
wait the nose contour is gone the nose
24:17
contour is done you don't need to do too
24:19
much with you
24:21
now we do blush
24:22
add some color to your face miko get you
24:24
back to the land of living okay let's go
24:26
let's go let's go bright pink i think
24:28
okay
24:29
okay
24:30
i kind of want to do it i didn't bring
24:32
any eyeliner but now i can eyeliner can
24:35
i try and do your eyeliner yes have you
24:37
ever done like a proper like wing no
24:40
ever i mean that's not i'm sure i have
24:42
done once or twice but i i just show i
24:45
just poke my eyes
24:47
i rub it okay
24:49
and then that that that i'll try for a
24:51
wing okay and it's i struggle with that
24:53
on myself and i almost didn't i almost
24:55
didn't quite do your contour all right
24:57
okay
24:58
okay so
24:59
i'm excited we'll see how it works okay
25:02
i do blush like this so i go like
25:03
properly in here because it was that
25:06
do you know about a girlfriend oh and
25:08
technician you made mika look really
25:09
weird now she's so pretty today it's
25:12
almost like she's a real girl
25:15
what i don't know i'm losing i'm losing
25:18
grip on reality because i keep calling
25:19
her mikko
25:20
like that's just how i've been
25:22
technician and you're and you're saying
25:25
that miku is pretty
25:27
okay thanks dude thanks dude thank you
25:30
you're gonna make a very pink note oh
25:32
[ __ ]
25:33
well oh on camera that's fine in real
25:36
life you couldn't go outside like
25:38
a chat reminder so it's girl monster is
25:40
if she slasher
25:42
okay
25:43
well just refer to me as finn for a
25:45
while
25:46
[Music]
25:48
okay okay
25:50
yeah i've kind of in real life it's a
25:52
little bit rudely
25:54
yeah but well this is showbiz makeup oh
25:56
is it hot though
25:59
yeah yeah
26:03
yeah yeah
26:04
okay
26:05
i mean on camera it was fine all right
26:07
let me do a quick thing with your eyes
26:08
okay
26:08
i'm so happy to teach her makeup skills
26:11
girl time let's see this one's going to
26:12
feel a bit weird because i'm going in
26:13
the corner you're right i've got it okay
26:15
okay right you could close your eyes for
26:16
this actually yeah okay
26:20
because i'm doing a little bit of like
26:22
white in the corners of your eye and
26:24
it's sort of that like
26:26
i don't know someone's told me it would
26:28
look good
26:29
i believe them and that's what i've been
26:31
doing for a while now
26:34
how's that that doesn't wait look on
26:36
camera
26:37
yeah that doesn't look too bad although
26:39
everything's really white everything's
26:40
so like
26:42
okay so that's that's a good feature i'm
26:44
gonna do a little bit more
26:47
okay
26:48
so this fades in
26:50
okay
26:51
although i am just using an eyeliner
26:53
pencil in theory this would be better
26:54
done if you add uh eyeshadow
26:58
but
26:59
welcome to the scuffness of everything i
27:01
do
27:04
solid solid
27:06
oh great
27:08
a 10.
27:12
you're this is at the next bit this is
27:14
like two stages left until i declare it
27:17
pretty much done okay because i i do
27:20
freckles and everything and then you
27:21
start i want freckles your freckles yeah
27:23
i'll do freckles you're going to freak
27:25
out when she figures out that rose paint
27:27
technician a visit also technician does
27:30
rose look feminine or manly up close
27:34
get the right answer mika
27:36
he looks like a woman ah
27:39
i i had the makeup done at the party
27:41
yesterday or like party when we went out
27:43
to the bar right now maybe not because i
27:45
haven't done anything to try
27:47
even without makeup you look like a
27:49
woman
27:51
right
27:52
in the right pose maybe you look like a
27:53
pretty lady thank you yeah
27:56
thanks okay
27:57
make sure that's fine all right i'm
27:59
gonna do your eyebrows okay i'm ready
28:01
i'm ready okay
28:05
nico
28:06
you don't pluck your eyebrows dude nope
28:12
what
28:14
what savage savages why do you read it
28:18
some of us like to take care of
28:19
ourselves
28:21
it's fine sure sure yeah
28:24
okay
28:24
[Music]
28:28
also rose did you see kyle from to
28:30
formally invite you on the cat and
28:32
shouted you out on the podcast kyle from
28:34
uh pka
28:35
yeah that was cool
28:37
do you we were talking about this in a
28:38
second ago but miko has never heard of
28:40
fps russia what's that god damn it chad
28:44
please tell me you know who fps russia
28:46
is right you can prove she hasn't heard
28:47
of club penguin she doesn't know what
28:49
[ __ ] club penguin is she doesn't know
28:51
epic no culture look at all that what is
28:53
that what is that emoji what do you mean
28:54
i know everything i have a culture what
28:57
does that mean what is that evening
28:59
what the blue one what is that called
29:01
it's called colin d phase sad it's just
29:04
sad
29:05
calling
29:06
it's got corny face
29:10
come on guys come on don't come i mean
29:13
i'm i'm cultured i just
29:15
yeah you could pluck your eyebrows like
29:17
half of tweezers yeah
29:19
no i'm not gonna
29:21
why not wait have you ever have you ever
29:23
you haven't plucked your eyebrows like
29:24
you've tried it before i shaved it
29:26
you've not plugged them uh-huh
29:29
well don't worry it's okay i think
29:31
people say that it's painful and it's
29:33
not at all okay
29:34
i don't know why that's a comment that's
29:35
a common myth give it to me give it to
29:37
me
29:38
okay
29:40
okay
29:42
oh i don't feel anything really yeah
29:44
what the [ __ ] i literally feel nothing
29:47
i don't feel anything
29:49
okay she's insane
29:51
i don't i didn't feel like i
30:01
you need to do that for like half an
30:03
hour for it to make it yeah we're not
30:04
going to do your full library now you're
30:06
going to do your own makeup or jump
30:08
straight into the co-world smile
30:10
so technician you look good already oh
30:13
thank you what was he saying
30:15
well
30:15
in all fairness if you have something to
30:17
do yes for like setting stuff up i could
30:19
like do my makeup in 20 minutes flat do
30:22
what i'm doing with you
30:23
in 20 minutes flat can i do your makeup
30:30
please we'll see
30:33
[Music]
30:41
technician i don't feel anything myself
30:44
saying to be honest just in any moment i
30:47
feel nothing
30:52
i haven't done anything yet i want to do
30:54
this one's a bit this one's a good
30:55
eyebrow this is a solid eyebrow yeah oh
30:58
yeah what's the other eyebrow
31:00
is the other eyebrow less solid really
31:02
more fluid really
31:05
yeah i mean
31:07
maybe it's i've got a better angle on
31:08
this one
31:10
but i've realized that you actually have
31:11
you have slightly bigger eyebrows than i
31:13
do oh
31:18
mainly brows
31:20
well
31:21
really
31:22
finn don't use yellow eyeshadow on
31:24
technician obviously you guys are just
31:27
watching this today technician is the
31:29
worst even worse than minks that's
31:31
insane that you'd think i'd use any
31:33
color other than bright pink when have
31:35
you seen me wear any other eyeshadow
31:37
pink
31:43
drinking a [ __ ] plastic
31:49
i am not a savage i am a civilized woman
31:52
american completely disagree however i
31:55
will say that your house like this place
31:57
is significantly cleaner than every
31:58
other streamer house i've been to
32:00
besides the literal floorboards have you
32:02
talked about this the fact that there
32:04
are
32:05
the floorboards that aren't on the floor
32:08
they're on the wall
32:10
no floor have an ass [ __ ] the
32:25
you know what an epilator is it's a oh
32:27
my god okay i'll explain to you what i
32:29
did when i finished this one it is a
32:32
oops
32:34
it is i'm going to try and blend all
32:36
right okay i fixed it it is a spinning
32:39
machine you know what like they're
32:40
plucking this it's essentially a
32:42
spinning machine that automates plucking
32:44
wherever you like put it it's like a
32:46
razor but pain oh but it's like
32:51
i want to make that a bit i don't shave
32:53
my legs
32:55
i don't need to
32:56
i don't have hair
32:58
oh my god i got one what puppet that's
33:01
it
33:02
wow hold on there's one hair but that's
33:04
it
33:06
just pull the hair off the legs with her
33:07
fingers and also
33:09
are you just literally hairless she's
33:11
not lying she showed me there was one
33:13
singular black hair
33:15
on her on a completely don't shave this
33:18
one long hair because i don't have hair
33:20
on my legs
33:24
are they prescription
33:26
nah yes oh well it's fine they're
33:29
resilient why does min know more about
33:31
beauty things than technician
33:33
that's a good question
33:36
because i i i mean like quickly do the
33:38
tail end of it okay but it shouldn't be
33:40
too bad
33:44
and then
33:47
making a little bit more pointed a
33:49
little bit more bit more british you
33:51
know
33:52
british yeah
33:54
it's so weird how because i'm doing i'm
33:56
not modifying this makeup routine at all
33:59
and this is gonna be
34:01
it's gonna end up looking a bit odd i'm
34:04
so excited you shouldn't be i'm sorry i
34:06
should be scared i'm gonna hold this one
34:08
this is a bit weird this is freckles now
34:14
although in all fairness freckles are
34:15
actually a decent
34:17
uh freckles are kind of fun anyway
34:19
everyone i always get compliments don't
34:20
you believe in savages from the colonies
34:22
pay to visit the mainland
34:24
why what
34:28
savages they're referring to you as the
34:30
savages in england is the mainland
34:33
america freedom
34:35
to say guys american and freedom we took
34:38
the country once we'll do it again
34:45
[Music]
34:47
so after coming to it maurice is better
34:49
at makeup than most girls
34:51
wait i meant most other girls my bad
34:54
uh not
34:56
well
34:57
i can't wait for their opinion of me to
34:58
just completely change by the way
35:01
not that i'm doing a bad job
35:03
i'm doing a great job
35:06
i'm getting freckles yeah i'm doing a
35:08
great job it's just fantasy
35:11
yeah
35:13
i'm doing a great job and all
35:15
but well you've got one freckle in your
35:17
nose oh yeah i do
35:21
now i'm adding more
35:24
more freckles indeed
35:27
it's precision worth the
35:30
could you make technician look like a
35:32
man
35:34
with her given that you can't look manly
35:36
enough
35:38
no please ensure that finn can't kick
35:40
you out birthday girl month 5 ftw you
35:43
know that someone i'm call to action on
35:45
people that have face app subscriptions
35:47
to do a beard of miko right now just
35:50
while she's in this pose
35:52
no
35:53
please no
35:56
i've been photoshopped on a beard a few
35:59
times now
36:00
and i keep thinking i want to grow a
36:01
beard and then i see the photoshops and
36:03
i'm like
36:04
hmm maybe it's not for me
36:07
because i've done many photoshops on my
36:09
face i look like you know the rapper
36:11
little dicky
36:12
yes i look like him with a beard
36:14
someone's falling
36:15
or a homeless man i i i don't know why
36:20
but that tends to be the trend
36:25
don't get a beard
36:27
okay pretty lady
36:29
okay he's a pretty lady can you zoom in
36:31
on the camera does it zoom no no no
36:34
there's no
36:35
this is not that's a focus right now
36:36
okay is it not an autofocus it is
36:42
yeah wait let me get out
36:45
focus
36:47
it's
36:48
it's uh it's you know i can't it's a job
36:55
i wouldn't say it's my proudest moment
36:57
but it is not bad so now this is where i
37:00
kind of call it quits from yeah i do
37:01
have like red lips
37:05
i'm not good at applying it
37:08
because it's this shape of one i always
37:11
i always use like liquid lipstick but
37:13
this is just the old timey like grandma
37:16
you know
37:17
that oh okay
37:18
i'm ready
37:20
are you okay yeah i'm ready
37:22
you have to do my eyeliner too should we
37:24
do that yeah yeah okay do you have
37:26
liquid eyeliner or pencil um i've got
37:29
belts
37:31
i've got have you received it
37:33
slightly
37:35
i wouldn't know whenever i do whenever i
37:37
open stuff do you when are you gonna get
37:39
a p.o box
37:40
i have one do you yeah do you do p.o box
37:42
openings like streams i
37:45
i
37:45
i
37:46
no
37:47
i don't think i've visited my fuel box
37:49
for like
37:50
seven months visit it you're just gonna
37:52
remove it
37:53
oh my god
37:55
you're gonna get
37:57
grandma lipstick you're gonna get uh
37:59
start getting charged for that but
38:00
they're really fun the only thing is
38:02
i've been sent i got sent a um
38:06
a toy yeah
38:08
of but in the shape of a
38:10
desert eagle
38:11
so it was like a a wobbly barrel you
38:14
know yeah and the barrel is what
38:18
the toy bit
38:20
it's hard to explain now i'm saying it
38:22
out loud
38:24
imagine someone gave you like a gun okay
38:26
right but it was not a gun and it was in
38:29
fact
38:31
uh a um didn't say the word
38:35
it was a gun dildo it was a dildo it was
38:37
just
38:38
a gun dildo yeah it didn't actually fire
38:41
anything
38:42
that's so interesting what does it do
38:46
what does it do it's more what it does
38:48
to you show us your guns
38:50
i can't i got long sleeve makeup hold on
38:55
[Music]
38:56
i don't wanna i don't know if i wanna
38:58
show mine
39:03
so you can get a month free also both of
39:06
you are cute but rose did you bring
39:07
bigger boobs hashtag with respect no i
39:11
have like i have those but like size e
39:13
those are like b by the way really
39:15
yeah those are b
39:17
and then they go up i've got ones that
39:19
are e cups and they're just like insane
39:22
they're they're crazy they also stick
39:24
onto you so they as someone that doesn't
39:27
have boobs what an experience wow i want
39:31
one
39:31
okay i'm going to say close your eyes
39:33
for this i'm trying to look at the shape
39:34
you're over there for it
39:50
well i mean
39:56
it's a solid start
39:58
you ever seen you ever played call of
40:00
duty
40:02
no
40:03
i am never trying to call it yesterday
40:05
then can we have this voice that's bad
40:07
when your eyes are oh what the [ __ ]
40:09
that's actually kind of cool really
40:11
that's all right we haven't finished it
40:13
yet because i didn't get a great line
40:16
but that's worked out better than i
40:17
thought it would actually when you can i
40:19
don't want to go like a picture of the
40:21
schoolgirl outfit with the e cups google
40:23
with respect
40:26
jay schlatt messaged me about those
40:27
boobs really indeed i've talked to joe
40:30
schlatt on extend extensive talks about
40:32
my boobs does he want boobies i haven't
40:35
asked him
40:36
i think him up you're here i think he
40:38
might be hinting or something possibly
40:43
there's got to be a photoshop of joe
40:45
with boobs
40:49
okay i'm not doing a lot of eyeliner but
40:51
honestly i think that looks pretty
40:52
[ __ ] good actually
40:54
all right okay doesn't it that was the
40:56
third this is the first thing that i
40:57
think actually has worked
41:00
i think this actually looks pretty good
41:01
so far
41:02
that's solid all right i like this i was
41:05
gonna i've got mascara but i i i know
41:08
how much my hands are shaking and i
41:09
don't want to poke you in there so i'm
41:11
just gonna get you right like
41:12
blueberries for realism oh [ __ ]
41:14
okay i'm not gonna i'm not gonna bother
41:16
with my other ice i'm going over here
41:17
okay okay i touched the favorites
41:21
indeed
41:22
and they felt like gummy bears
41:27
they did they're like gummy bears gummy
41:29
bears yeah a really large
41:32
gummy bear but with the skin yes yeah a
41:35
squishy
41:36
squishy one
41:38
a little bit a little bit heavier than
41:40
you'd think it would be tiny bit yeah
41:45
and detachable
41:47
you're at the end of a long hard day you
41:49
take your socks off you take your shoes
41:50
off
41:52
and then you unstick the boobs from your
41:53
chest how does that feel like
41:56
pretty [ __ ] good yeah imagine wearing
41:58
a bra wait i don't
42:04
over there see that one over on the
42:06
couch
42:07
that's what that is but i just kind of
42:08
got out of the shower so i haven't
42:09
[ __ ]
42:10
i'm not bothered
42:13
also i
42:14
assumed i don't know what twitch's rules
42:17
are like
42:19
but if i was to put on
42:21
the fake boobs
42:23
and then you touch the fake boobs when
42:25
they were on me yeah does that make it
42:28
tos
42:29
because
42:33
i don't know either
42:40
i don't [ __ ] mind that i don't face
42:43
like that looks pretty [ __ ] probably
42:45
toss yeah probably i've heard miko's had
42:47
a bit of technicians had a bit of a hard
42:49
time with the twitch bands
42:51
before
42:53
this was a while ago though
42:55
face a bit more towards over there
42:59
i just want to see the other side of it
43:01
on camera okay
43:03
what what
43:05
you moved so far okay
43:07
i've gone out further on one i'm gonna
43:08
do this one a little bit more
43:11
god okay it
43:18
[Music]
43:21
then did you bring some facebooks for
43:23
technicians so you can both pretend to
43:25
be woman
43:28
that was mean
43:30
that sounds bad
43:32
i mean
43:33
we oh
43:34
do you want to try them
43:36
you want me to try it on yes okay
43:40
i'll do it
43:41
oh man
43:42
because how are you gonna there's no way
43:44
to do this on camera properly as well
43:45
i'm using this just like
43:47
oh yeah you could do that like just one
43:49
of them though like
43:52
how these
43:58
okay
43:58
next
43:59
i reckon chat while she's doing that oh
44:04
this is interesting
44:06
just go out the room and then i hear
44:07
like ah
44:09
wow wow
44:11
wow
44:13
wow look at that there's one that's this
44:16
just give me a turn like okay
44:19
i just had an epiphany if you are
44:21
attracted to rose and iron man then
44:23
you're not necessarily gay or bisexual
44:25
given that rose is female presenting and
44:28
finn sometimes says as well can actually
44:30
questions is the key to have confusion
44:32
okay right let's say you're attracted to
44:35
to a a man that is dressed completely
44:38
you couldn't tell that they were a man
44:39
they were a woman okay but they still
44:41
identify as a man everything it's like
44:43
me but like better right okay so
44:47
would and a guy like this a straight guy
44:50
likes them or a guy thinking he straight
44:52
likes them
44:53
do you think
44:54
that that means that he is still
44:56
straight or maybe he should start
44:58
looking inwards
45:00
for a better
45:01
for what he's
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into because i i i get this question a
45:05
lot it's like my most comm it's like my
45:07
most asked question i know i wanna i
45:09
wanna know
45:12
i don't know this is a very complicated
45:14
question i would say that
45:19
i think it's a i think that there's a
45:21
there i think there's a
45:24
i'd say scale yeah
45:26
still straight most people i would agree
45:28
with the straight thing because okay i i
45:30
think here's the thing right it depends
45:32
what you're attracted to like if you're
45:34
attracted to them as being a guy like
45:36
because they're a guy
45:38
you know maybe on that side of the scale
45:39
yeah you lean more one side if you're
45:41
attracted to bit of them because they
45:42
look like a woman well the other side i
45:44
think that's how it works the scales
45:48
yeah
45:49
it shuffled it out nice this is like
45:52
kind of this is kind of just heavy
45:54
what's this
45:58
i wanted to do this look can you hear
45:59
this if i go
46:00
oh yeah
46:01
hairy eyes yeah it makes a significant
46:04
slap
46:06
okay this doesn't look that awful okay
46:08
can i rely on you to do your own mascara
46:10
because i don't want to i don't want to
46:11
blind you
46:12
mascara
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[Music]
46:21
i mean i can try
46:22
let's do the
46:24
lips
46:25
okay
46:26
uh i almost to do you have like a brush
46:28
to do lips with like a small brush it
46:29
almost would look like a bit like this
46:32
oh [ __ ] i don't use a brush i know but
46:35
this i'm trying to be accurate because i
46:37
suck with these
46:39
or
46:40
alternatively i have lip balm
46:44
okay i'm excited do you want to try it
46:46
because i i do suck with these come on
46:48
come on come on come on i'm excited come
46:50
on oh god don't be put
46:52
it's going to be of course
46:55
also germs yeah but i haven't used this
46:56
one before go go go okay because someone
46:59
sent me one and i was like this is
47:01
actually the number one favorite person
47:03
in any prison for sure
47:06
wow
47:07
chat sometimes very strange
47:09
okay i'm sorry
47:11
plus this one's
47:14
i'm attracted for you 60 because of your
47:16
personality and 30 because of your looks
47:19
10 go to customizable feel like you're
47:21
playing an rpg but got stuck at the
47:23
character creation
47:27
see
47:28
this one's pretty good because i i got
47:30
one of these recently because i
47:33
anticipated doing your makeup and i
47:34
thought red lipstick would be funny
47:36
um wait is this the same one
47:39
oh this one might be the one that stays
47:41
on for like a few days
47:43
anyway
47:47
this one may stay on for uh up to a week
47:50
that fun
47:57
[Music]
48:00
i am kidding but also this is impossibly
48:03
harder than holy [ __ ] hell
48:06
try do the ruby lip thing i've goofed
48:08
this
48:10
well never mind good
48:13
it's a bit more red it's a light red see
48:15
what i mean yeah you know what that kind
48:17
of works okay i like yeah i would call
48:20
that done at this point besides mascara
48:22
i call this about done
48:24
i would it would i usually have all like
48:27
the giant eyelashes but this actually
48:29
doesn't look that bad i like it it's
48:31
just not that bad
48:33
it's time for me
48:35
okay
48:36
[Music]
48:37
okay
48:38
uh
48:40
i am excited i'm not
48:43
i'm not at all i am very very i didn't
48:45
know this was in the process of becoming
48:47
covered very excited okay all right hold
48:50
on let me grab you what i tend to use so
48:53
this is concealer
48:54
all right okay
48:55
so i do this and this concealer let's
48:58
use this side of it
49:00
so uh because i usually no this is my
49:02
the way i'm gonna do it you know
49:04
it's a screw-off you screw it technician
49:06
it's not seen rose's ice cream
49:09
also helps my time all right you ready
49:12
yep you ready okay
49:14
okay do you know what you're doing
49:16
yes yes okay do you want me to move my
49:18
hair out of the way yes yeah i've gotta
49:20
oh i threw the [ __ ] i threw the thing
49:22
like over here
49:24
i promise i'm not delaying this
49:26
i'm just
49:27
making sure i'm prepared
49:34
to make him look beautiful
49:37
i don't believe you do you do trap holes
49:39
yeah all the time do you want to see do
49:42
you want to do a poll to see if this
49:44
ends up well or not
49:45
a good uh
49:47
okay okay mods do you pull for me
49:50
where we're going to see if this ends up
49:53
well or this ends up
49:56
in a disaster how many gifted subs did
49:58
you do makeup on castle head didn't he
50:00
do your makeup
50:02
more than you i have i haven't done that
50:04
all right guys get rid of six thousand
50:06
subs and i'll do makeup on catholic oh
50:08
[ __ ] good night
50:12
i'm gonna do it
50:15
i'm gonna do it
50:17
that's a fair bit
50:19
hold on a second i'm working on it
50:21
i'm working on it
50:23
all right
50:25
[Music]
50:28
fin do not let technician touch you yeah
50:31
like this not like this
50:34
[Music]
50:53
this guy is pretty funny
50:55
i'm working on it it's concealer it's
50:57
not okay trust me you'll get better okay
51:00
i'll get better it's gonna blend it
51:03
and blend
51:05
blend the concealer you know you blend
51:08
it with this
51:09
no you're supposed to hey wait you this
51:12
wasn't your basil you weren't thinking
51:14
this is like the whole face this is this
51:16
is the thing that covers things
51:18
things so you put it
51:20
i would love to give you it on your face
51:23
okay now it's blending a bit
51:26
and i'm blending a bit
51:28
yeah it's blended a bit uh-huh blend it
51:31
a bit oh dear lord blend okay okay gotta
51:34
get those eyebrows that's not you're on
51:37
my eyebrow though
51:39
yeah you'll need them there we go
51:41
one one of my eyebrows been covered with
51:43
this see look he might look like a clown
51:47
but it's okay now we're gonna blend it
51:48
out yep she just said it okay ready
51:52
uh-huh
51:55
what's wrong with my crap let's be in
51:57
the eyeball oh i did it i'm sorry
51:58
somewhere okay
52:01
i don't really see where i'm going
52:08
i feel like your facial structure might
52:09
align perfectly okay also technician did
52:12
you see the ice cream clip
52:14
[Music]
52:25
[Music]
52:40
you gotta blend it it's gonna blend it
52:43
and then when you blend it now workout
52:46
once it's blended
52:51
i don't know how long i can do the
52:52
office like just look into the camera
52:55
see look turn this side
52:57
no no no no no
53:03
[Music]
53:08
finn first she will paint your face with
53:10
native american war paint and then take
53:12
your land
53:15
[Music]
53:18
i did so many times okay sorry sorry
53:21
okay and then he's gonna go
53:25
[Music]
53:29
okay there we go i've always wondered
53:31
what this would be like with a toddler
53:34
this is perfect
53:36
oh
53:38
man look at that look at that
53:41
look how beautiful you look okay like a
53:43
mime that's johnny's first day
53:45
dude
53:47
do you want to come online no i don't
53:50
if you've done it
53:51
mine would be literally this oh my god
53:54
wait can you give me lipstick for a
53:56
second i really hope i remembered the
53:58
makeup remover give me give me give me
53:59
give me yeah yeah okay okay
54:02
[Music]
54:05
this is gonna i can fill fingers a
54:06
second away from running into the
54:08
bathroom to wash his
54:11
wait wait wait wait wait
54:15
wait
54:16
i have a plan i know what you're about
54:19
ready
54:44
[Music]
54:49
another good
54:50
one it's like the star wars movie padme
54:57
i think i think she had like a
54:59
wait i think was it like this like this
55:03
laptop and one of
55:05
oh my god
55:06
did she have like a full upper
55:09
upper lip
55:11
was it full up her lip i don't remember
55:13
i don't remember but um
55:19
yes
55:20
wow yes what do you think queen of
55:22
hearts what do you think
55:25
it's pretty good okay i'm not done yet
55:27
oh no i'm not done yet okay how exciting
55:31
okay i gotta do yours
55:33
i gotta do
55:34
your eye makeup don't you yes i do yes i
55:37
do i have to do that it was just a
55:40
really big toddler with toys and this is
55:42
amazing to watch i need contour for i
55:44
need contour
55:46
contour contour contour
55:49
i'm so excited for contour here we go
55:51
yes yes yes
55:54
i'm so excited
55:56
i look and feel like a dead body no you
55:58
love it you've done almost an impressive
56:00
job if you were making me look like a
56:01
corpse
56:03
you look like a bear at the most if you
56:05
are a corpse like you're the most
56:07
beautiful corpse
56:08
yep okay
56:11
oh just one swish wow one swift motion
56:14
that's exactly how you do it that looks
56:16
great i'm going to do more why blend
56:19
when you cannot okay
56:22
why wipe off the brush why wow wow
56:25
you'll have cheekbones that can finally
56:29
it's good you've got
56:31
cheap bones i can kill i'm not blended
56:34
oh why blend it
56:37
because blending is the fixture of all
56:40
problems and i know you prep to do this
56:42
on the contours
56:44
you gotta do this or something yep yeah
56:47
and then and then
56:49
and then come here come around the other
56:51
one
56:51
[Music]
56:53
occasionally
56:55
after a bad day
56:57
oh my toilet bowl looks a bit like that
56:59
look at this
57:01
look at that oh the contour is so nice
57:04
okay ready
57:05
the forehead it's like
57:07
okay
57:10
forehead
57:15
i'm so i'm so excited to do your nose
57:19
contour
57:21
okay nose contour is going very good
57:23
here okay okay thank you thank you yes
57:27
yep
57:27
okay ready
57:29
stay very still
57:30
not okay okay i just want the technician
57:34
give him the eyeliner design means gave
57:36
you on that live stream
57:38
definitely that is actually a great idea
57:41
definitely not do you want to make the
57:42
wing i can do a wing too oh god no
57:45
okay
57:46
no tell she hasn't tapped off
57:49
the brush what do you mean
57:52
it's just
57:53
it's the i've seen this on kim
57:55
kardashian
57:57
makeup contour mm-hmm
57:59
you like this yeah
58:02
and then you
58:03
gotta like blend this mm-hmm
58:12
happy little clouds yes
58:15
and then
58:21
okay and then
58:22
and then now you might think this is
58:24
where the magic happens okay
58:27
this is what the magic happens this is
58:29
where
58:30
you get
58:34
isn't this where you rub it
58:36
you can okay ready
58:41
without touching my eyes without
58:43
touching your eyes okay rub it i know it
58:45
is you up
58:48
don't you look
58:56
[Music]
59:03
after finn when are you gonna do
59:04
producers makeup
59:06
producers
59:08
that's lewis
59:12
you're not gonna let technician workout
59:14
quote unquote magic it pains me to say
59:17
that your streams are about cultural
59:18
exchange after all
59:20
it's it's um it pains me to say it but
59:23
this is so far the best that you've
59:25
lived since
59:26
winter see
59:28
see wow
59:29
see i told you i know what i was doing
59:32
guys
59:33
just now my eyebrow
59:38
that that's definitely my that's an
59:40
eyebrow yep that's it
59:46
i think you guys are misinterpreting
59:47
this what i've done is a more like
59:49
standardized thing what miko's going for
59:50
is like a runway like it's a statement
59:52
yeah
59:54
exactly
59:55
it's a statement
59:58
that was a dark joke anyway
60:02
i've been starting to look like her
60:04
look look
60:05
look how beautiful you look there's
60:06
gotta be more
60:08
you know i think i think one of the most
60:10
favorite things i like to do is give a
60:14
big pout
60:16
you've just done you've done lipstick no
60:18
no no no a big pout are we okay okay and
60:23
that is we
60:24
over draw
60:26
why is this looking more and more like a
60:28
fairy maker did you bring the tail fin
60:31
you always drop the lifts
60:34
pretty good okay and then it goes really
60:36
is kim kardashian
60:40
i'm getting a walking dead vibe
60:43
no you're not but sexy
60:48
okay
60:48
okay okay and then you
60:51
you gotta go
60:52
[Music]
60:54
make the
60:56
[Music]
60:58
you really didn't forget makeup remover
61:00
okay and then and then watch this
61:04
and we'll give her the perfect there's
61:06
three different types of
61:09
perfect
61:10
pout
61:11
right you'll have a perfect pout
61:15
an amazing pout
61:17
okay
61:32
me
61:40
okay
61:41
look at that
61:44
really doesn't look a toilet bowl look
61:47
she isn't so beautiful there's more
61:50
there's more there's more you ready okay
61:52
i'm going to time to do your eyebrows
61:55
give me
61:56
give me your eyebrow stuff
61:59
okay
61:59
amazing
62:01
okay ready
62:02
okay ready ready uh-huh all right dude i
62:06
charge by the hour and what contour do
62:07
you use
62:12
that's the thing you want to know right
62:13
now is the contour is just so amazing
62:15
you want to know what i use on a day to
62:17
day
62:20
it's the sleek one
62:22
sleep sleek contour palette
62:27
looks like a kid doing a dad's makeup
62:30
uh-huh
62:33
i don't look funny sw vibes
62:37
[Music]
62:40
i look like you're for zombies
62:42
remember when you ranked your own looks
62:43
on board yeah it doesn't belong on
62:46
there doing your makeup to make me no
62:49
longer attracted
62:51
oh come on
62:52
i look like if someone on love island
62:54
blinked twice
62:56
look at that
62:58
sadly i'm here
63:00
not against my will look
63:04
look
63:05
wow i think you need more color hold on
63:07
i don't i think i think we need to get
63:09
that blush because we have that blush
63:13
blush okay okay let me see when your
63:15
four-year-old cousin wants to play and
63:17
take care of a kind of vibe i love you
63:19
yeah
63:22
no
63:23
no no no no no no no no no no no no no
63:27
no i think you should replicate this
63:29
makeup if you want to look manly again
63:31
[Music]
63:34
no no no no no no no no no no no no no
63:37
no no no no
63:39
[Music]
63:42
no man
63:44
someone just went needs more blend
63:46
really you think look
63:49
now you have a color
63:52
i like it i like it a lot
63:54
[Music]
63:55
why the forehead no
63:57
so what about the forehead exactly my
63:59
color i'm trying to go for the sunburst
64:01
look right
64:03
that's how foreign looking like a four
64:05
years old coloring book see now
64:08
now you look like vicious
64:15
[Music]
64:22
technicians stop giving me the willies i
64:24
like this if you turn off the lights
64:25
this might actually look like a good
64:27
horror movie
64:29
i like this this is you've got you look
64:32
very sun-kissed should we do some
64:34
glamour shots with the camera yes okay
64:37
this is actually hot indeed okay now now
64:41
we gotta do some eyeliner
64:45
eyeliner is significantly harder to
64:47
remove
64:48
it's okay it's okay i got the cigarettes
64:51
can we get an f in chat pls i also
64:53
really really want to do freckles
64:56
not with eyeliner what what this okay
64:59
i'd say do eyeliner freckles don't try
65:02
eyeliner on my eyes technician put down
65:04
the brush step back kneel and put your
65:06
hands on your head beauty mark isn't
65:09
that cute
65:11
two beauty marks beating mine even more
65:13
beautiful beauty
65:15
i love this one this
65:18
could be like a circle
65:20
oh it wasn't yeah
65:22
so not like a circle that's cancerous i
65:24
think
65:26
[Music]
65:33
[Laughter]
65:43
[Music]
65:45
nice
65:46
nice
65:47
i think that's a good
65:49
you know they do say that you know
65:50
pretty face is symmetrical yeah exactly
65:53
made it look a bit more alien i can see
65:55
this in the periphery of my vision like
65:57
i see the black dots now that is so
66:00
[ __ ] weird
66:01
wait do you want to connect
66:10
i don't believe you
66:14
ah you go really in my eyelid
66:27
[Music]
66:31
wow
66:32
that looks so cool
66:34
yep oh my god that looks so cool okay oh
66:37
yeah
66:38
i think it's better with just one no not
66:40
the other symmetry is important quite in
66:43
my eye there makeup sorry i i messed up
66:45
this one like yeah
66:48
i said three three oh that's extra huh
66:53
like a tree brunch
66:54
oh wow
66:57
that's so pretty oh my god this guy is
67:01
turning into a monsters incorporated
67:03
where are you from where are you from in
67:04
america what state california this is
67:06
what they look like in california
67:08
i think they don't get to this no no no
67:12
mince wings also give him a snidey
67:15
whiplash moustache can we wait can we
67:16
send this to can we send a screenshot to
67:18
minks and say that i did makeup inspired
67:20
by you yes yes yes yes
67:23
jeff sniffing though
67:24
uh yes actually we just did this we
67:26
gotta do this
67:30
[Music]
67:35
i feel really really sad
67:37
not bad
67:39
why'd you look so [ __ ] terrified in
67:41
this screenshot by the way i don't know
67:43
what can i tell the minx yeah
67:46
let's say that uh we did makeup inspired
67:49
by you mm-hmm
67:51
[Music]
68:00
all right the beauty shots and then i'm
68:02
gonna go uh
68:03
remove it
68:05
remove the top layer no you have to be
68:08
no no i can't describe how this feels oh
68:11
my gosh
68:13
then i get to do more things i disagree
68:15
i also decay okay if you're gonna want
68:18
more okay yes if you're gonna wipe it
68:20
off nick
68:22
more beauty marks
68:24
more beauty marks okay um
68:27
hmm what artistic thing can i do
68:31
hmm how can i make it more beautiful
68:35
um
68:41
chickenpox
68:48
okay
68:50
nice this is going to be so [ __ ]
68:53
annoying to take them off
68:57
pretty good
69:01
now it just looks like facial tracking
69:05
i know it's yours you got the
69:08
thing on your nose
69:09
[Music]
69:13
technician finn is a human being
69:16
[Music]
69:21
[Music]
69:26
symmetry
69:32
[Music]
69:44
[Music]
69:48
or
69:50
modern art
69:52
symmetry
69:55
symmetry
69:58
[Music]
70:02
four dimensional symmetry
70:05
this is actually this actually looks
70:07
pretty cool
70:08
look it's modern art
70:10
what isn't that it's pretty hot i'm
70:12
posing huh
70:14
it's a hot face
70:16
but it looks pretty damn hot look at
70:18
this
70:22
oh yeah look at that that is geometry do
70:25
you want to get the tattooed what do you
70:27
want to get this tattoo i could see that
70:29
i can actually stream as soon as
70:30
possible so i can laugh it's agony from
70:32
my mind
70:34
all right all right go
70:35
go have fun i'm running
70:38
i i i can only see this on camera i
70:39
imagine it's so much worse
70:43
i think finn looks beautiful i do i
70:46
think finn looked beautiful type one in
70:48
the chat if you think finn
70:50
looked beautiful
70:51
was mama kept
70:53
my cup
70:54
my cup
70:57
yeah it's like a four-year-old drawing
70:59
on the babysitter's face
71:01
you mean that one of the best drawings
71:04
ever
71:06
ever made him look geometrically
71:08
symmetrical
71:09
[Music]
71:10
ah
71:12
i learned new things today
71:14
i learned that modern art can be applied
71:17
to makeup as well i learned that
71:20
when you apply modern
71:22
modern art to the person you're putting
71:24
the makeup on to they themselves become
71:28
a
71:29
a whole new level of
71:32
beauty
71:33
okay
71:34
beauty abstract beauty that no one
71:38
okay can uh can can put into words
71:42
yes yes everybody take notes everybody
71:45
take notes okay
71:47
everybody take notes
71:56
i didn't know that pineapple tasted like
71:57
this
71:59
cyberpunk randomly charated character
72:02
with undefined gender
72:03
i don't know if pineapple tastes like
72:05
this
72:09
technician did you take your meds today
72:14
how's that relevant
72:17
huh
72:19
next let producer do your makeup
72:22
um
72:24
we have let him do the makeup before
72:27
so that has content that was done before
72:31
so um
72:32
maybe maybe maybe producer can do it
72:35
again but i don't know if he wants to
72:38
um camera is crooked please fix i can't
72:40
unsee it
72:42
hmm
72:44
well i can do something like
72:47
uh
72:48
i don't know how to fix this
72:54
i really don't uh
72:58
i don't know how to fix this media
73:01
my dude i don't know i don't know how to
73:04
fix this my dude
73:07
just try to close your eyes and not
73:09
watch the stream
73:12
hey come on why you don't motion capture
73:14
anymore
73:16
oh you mean like yesterday before the
73:18
day the day before yesterday and the day
73:20
before before yesterday and a day before
73:22
before before yesterday
73:25
you mean why am i
73:27
doing motion capture every single day
73:30
just yeah what's the question
73:36
wait rose is there yeah rose is here she
73:39
he went to go fix the modern art a bit
73:43
oh not yesterday i didn't stream
73:44
yesterday the the times before yesterday
73:47
um
73:48
i like your shirt well thank you this is
73:51
called mickey
73:52
i think we talked about disney
73:54
negatively in our last two streams too
73:57
much so i decided to wear this as a way
74:00
to of good faith to make sure that we
74:03
are
74:04
on the side of disney channel disney and
74:07
uh yes what was the reason for no stream
74:09
yesterday
74:12
yesterday was jack's birthday and we
74:15
have to keep it a secret because
74:17
hey kevlar chicken
74:19
what kind of preparation are you in
74:22
london
74:23
it was jax it was just birthday
74:24
yesterday and we wanted to do a surprise
74:27
party so we couldn't say
74:30
exactly i couldn't say exactly why i was
74:33
gone
74:35
during our stream time
74:37
insane i think it's so much for the
74:38
prime i appreciate it
74:41
appreciate it
74:43
jack yes jack manifold
74:46
hey mr woody thank you so much for the
74:48
prime i appreciate it
74:51
uh i missed one five hours of the stream
74:54
so i'll check back
75:01
the spin of covet these are really
75:04
interesting questions you guys
75:06
these are very thought-provoking
75:07
questions no finn does not have covet
75:10
okay if he had covered then he'd be sick
75:13
is jack 12 already jack is actually 19
75:15
now
75:18
oh wait did not covet
75:29
oh he had coven okay
75:32
okay well
75:34
he is he is fine now
75:37
he's fine now
75:38
hey the original thank you so much for
75:40
tier three for three months i appreciate
75:44
it
75:45
tier three for three months okay
75:47
guys did you see your girl minx yes i
75:50
saw minxie
75:52
so guys we are going to now do motion
75:54
capture well we're gonna put finn into
75:57
no cap suit
76:00
and uh if he's gonna come down soon
76:07
if you'll come down soon
76:09
hey brittany what's up
76:13
coderose
76:17
who's who's greater rose or finster
76:21
ask f1n whether he's wearing his
76:23
chastity cage today hey
76:26
fit
76:29
finn
76:31
are you wearing your chastity
76:36
are you wearing a chastity belt today
76:41
not today maybe tomorrow he says
76:44
yes that's what he says
76:47
mm-hmm
76:49
where are you going
76:51
yeah
76:52
uh i'm leaving why
76:54
because the kitchen's got coffee hey
76:56
babe come here all kidding and i thank
76:58
you for putting this stream together
76:59
with fan it
77:10
would you let me put makeup on your face
77:12
no
77:13
don't do it
77:14
no i've done i've done this before i
77:17
know but chat once challenged me to put
77:20
i wouldn't
77:21
i wouldn't feel good about your
77:22
recycling content
77:24
i know i know
77:26
me
77:27
i like being able to see about having
77:29
eyes chad wants me to put makeup on your
77:32
face you've got eyeliner on my tooth
77:34
makeup i didn't have it
77:36
[Music]
77:38
are you going to wipe it off yes
77:42
oh let me see
77:44
[Music]
77:48
do you want finn to put makeup on your
77:50
face
77:51
i'll let you guys decide i don't want to
77:53
spoil the fun you put me in the
77:55
situation what do you think now this is
77:56
what a manly man looks like i want to
77:58
see you do the first of it and then i i
78:01
definitely want to try it out do you
78:02
want to try the first one while i trap
78:04
while i still cleanse myself yeah i was
78:06
going to stay around in the uk for fresh
78:09
i'm going to make you look handsome i
78:11
promise oh
78:13
mate
78:14
i'm not like more than
78:16
i sell this wait do you want to put on
78:18
boobles
78:19
no wait you can't show those on the
78:21
stream no you can't but you can put it
78:22
underneath you can uh
78:30
[Music]
78:36
so beautiful
78:45
[Music]
78:50
it's gonna be beautiful
78:53
okay
78:55
you can see see see i promise i only
78:59
feel like a like a uber chat yeah and
79:02
you look like chad now i'm gonna make
79:03
you like an uber kid
79:06
i'm gonna make you look like adam
79:07
lambert who do you remember him way back
79:10
in the american idol in like 2001. let's
79:12
see what you're saying it's like
79:15
it's like a thing where only we wouldn't
79:17
know what a reference i don't know
79:20
oh it's a gnomey
79:33
okay
79:34
ready ready
79:39
do you want me to pick pluck the hairs
79:41
from your nose
79:44
i need to stop commenting on the house
79:47
wait you really want to play with nice
79:48
hairs you know you're not supposed to
79:49
pluck in those heads right
79:51
oh really
79:53
i think so wait are you
79:55
trashing me okay ready
79:57
okay i'm gonna make you look like a like
79:59
a k-pop boy
80:01
like a pretty k-pop boy i'm so excited
80:05
hurry
80:08
it's not fair
80:09
it's um
80:11
i'll make you look like a pretty keeper
80:13
boys acceptance
80:15
he's gonna look like a beautiful
80:19
beautiful k-pop boy
80:22
yeah yes
80:24
um you're not supposed to talk nice
80:26
hands
80:28
yeah finn's latin i'm gonna break
80:30
okay
80:33
okay close your eyes
80:37
close your eyes
80:39
relax you won for me
80:44
[Music]
80:47
i'm the producer really regrets wanting
80:49
that cup of coffee now
80:53
oh
80:53
[Music]
80:54
what did you do oh jeez
80:58
oh it's not too bad isn't it
81:01
[Music]
81:03
i think i might have made a boo-boo oh
81:05
no i could have thought this could
81:07
happen
81:07
[Music]
81:11
oh this is a rabbit
81:18
[Music]
81:27
um
81:32
you know what she will turn you into a
81:33
full-time family
81:37
why is it like a needle scratching sorry
81:39
sorry sorry
81:41
i think you could pull off fanboy
81:43
oh cool
81:46
okay okay
81:47
as you can do it just take too much okay
81:50
okay i mean there's nothing
81:51
there reaching over there
81:53
[Applause]
81:55
yeah fair are we done
81:58
what do you think not even close there's
82:00
so much more to do so many more beauty
82:02
marks to ask
82:04
what do you think for me yeah
82:07
what do you think i don't mind
82:15
[Music]
82:20
um
82:29
yeah technician sounds like when my
82:31
girlfriend cut my hair for the first
82:33
time run producer run i don't remember
82:38
you're gonna find the makeup remover
82:42
i haven't been putting on me
82:44
yeah should i show you how to do it yeah
82:46
you want to get going okay
82:49
they're going to try to remove the
82:52
beautiful thing that i made
82:55
it was
82:56
i could have done more
82:58
i could have done more
83:01
i could have made more views of
83:03
beautiful
83:05
i i
83:06
mean
83:07
maybe i should go after him
83:09
and put on more
83:11
how your makeup looks beautiful thank
83:13
you brunetti it was done by my friend
83:16
finn
83:17
finn
83:20
didn't tell them about the super glue
83:21
they're super when they're super glue
83:26
yo you know there's like a really good
83:28
way to do your eyebrows
83:31
if you put glue over your eyebrows and
83:33
put foundation over them
83:37
and you draw the
83:39
eyebrow liner
83:41
hey roy man thank you so much for the
83:43
reset for eight months i appreciate it
83:46
then you can actually like if you put
83:49
glue over your eyebrows and then like a
83:52
stick gorilla
83:53
and then you put foundation over it
83:56
and then you can draw whatever eyeliner
83:58
you want
83:59
yeah
84:00
eyebrow thing you want it's true guys
84:02
it's from it's from the drag queen show
84:05
oh the the gloom in your eyebrows yes
84:08
the drag queen show called
84:10
uh rupaul it's called rupaul that's it
84:14
drag race british is rupaul yeah
84:18
oh i know people ask me if i ever would
84:20
do drag makeup and that eyebrow blue
84:22
thing yeah it seems so weird to have
84:23
glue on your eyebrow oh wow thank you so
84:25
much
84:31
[Music]
84:34
yeah are you ready for what
84:37
for the moo cap conception oh my god yes
84:41
finn will become an anime girl finally
84:44
finn will become code miko this is crazy
84:47
i get to achieve my dreams finally yes
84:49
and uh we're going to make him into the
84:52
anime girl that he was always born to me
84:56
okay
84:57
all right finn
84:58
i'm going to put this up
85:01
take your weapons away from you for a
85:03
minute
85:03
here you go thank you
85:07
you go
85:09
thank you okay
85:13
so how does this all work because i
85:14
really do i have no i have no clue
85:17
well
85:18
ben yeah you are
85:20
a
85:22
you are a big
85:24
uh bigger person than i am so i will
85:26
have to do some makeshift
85:30
okay
85:31
so
85:32
you must sit down i made it to see you
85:34
technician i just think from my holiday
85:36
home
85:38
you must sit down and then i will put on
85:40
stickies
85:42
stickies and we'll put on some sticky
85:44
it's like a strap-on but you have to
85:45
calibrate it yeah
85:48
okay okay so
85:50
i believe i always like strap-ons
85:52
they're fun
86:02
finally i can become miko but not
86:05
through the use of makeup
86:09
i should have you know when he went to
86:10
you know when he went to the shops and
86:12
he asked do you want anything yeah and i
86:14
jokingly asked for alcohol yeah i should
86:16
have asked for alcohol
86:20
yes
86:24
this one specifically as well
86:26
we need to find scissors sticky
86:29
these are what are you what are you at
86:31
what are you sticking them to to your
86:33
body
86:34
yeah i have hair in place oh
86:38
oh
86:39
oh thank you
86:41
yeah but they'd still be fun
86:43
i've always i've always wanted to try
86:45
waxing anyway yeah this is just relaxing
86:47
for you how many of these do we do um
86:50
like um actually you know what on your
86:52
on these so it will be it'll be like
86:55
here
86:56
okay
86:57
okay
86:59
me call me carl you will become amiko
87:09
[Music]
87:16
he's talking about liberating your
87:18
accent what oh what what this is my
87:22
brute interactions
87:24
i did
87:26
hello finn we are going to put these
87:28
things it's not relationships
87:32
[Music]
87:39
put your hair away from your body
87:43
okay
87:44
okay and now we are going to put
87:47
this right here wow cover his eyes yes
87:50
and then we are going to put some more
87:52
stickies
87:54
put around some more stickies
87:58
[Music]
88:00
okay okay
88:02
fashionable
88:03
very fashionable
88:06
the camera really wants to focus on that
88:08
chair in the background yeah i know i'm
88:10
realizing that it feels quite
88:21
oh god
88:23
oh god that is actually quite scary i've
88:25
been expecting it oh my god this is an
88:28
interrogation thing no
88:31
come on you can freak out
88:34
where to on your shoulders on the back
88:37
of your shoulders
88:40
okay
88:41
thank you i'm good man
88:43
okay and then we're gonna put more
88:45
stickies
88:47
on the other side
88:52
the places are becoming cold
88:57
do you do this every single time this
88:58
year no no no no no no no i have i have
89:01
my straps all over the place
89:03
these are the temporary solutions yes
89:05
you are
89:07
bigger than me
89:34
[Music]
89:37
it's about
89:38
why does your mic have a dent in it
89:41
my cat
89:43
my cat dented metal
89:45
yes so much strong she'll get no so my
89:48
cat when i first got the mark it was on
89:50
my counter yes and my cat that was gonna
89:52
be funny if she just knocked it over oh
89:55
that makes a lot of sense it was it is
89:57
pretty funny yeah so
90:00
chunky cat it's probably aluminium a cat
90:03
still probably couldn't get aluminium
90:05
her microphone has you know the mesh of
90:07
a microphone it's just kind of like a
90:09
like someone karate chopped it what is
90:10
this okay now it is time
90:14
to put straps on you
90:16
but before i do that i actually need to
90:18
use a restroom okay i'm gonna put on one
90:21
strap with webby come here come here
90:24
come closer okay i'm gonna put it around
90:26
your waist oh where your pelvic area is
90:29
sorry sorry
90:30
this is
90:32
pov
90:33
you have upset me
90:37
all right there you go now i won't go i
90:39
want to go to the restroom entertain
90:42
be the content creator that you are this
90:44
is way too high for my regular strap-on
90:46
usually it's around the waist this is
90:48
too high up how are you going to get
90:50
ample movement out of this
90:53
how are you boys
90:54
it's just me and you
90:58
all right let's have a talk about what
90:59
the [ __ ] just happened
91:01
what the [ __ ] just happened to me
91:03
can you do i get like some sort of like
91:06
i sue realistically you know like do i
91:09
have grounds for this
91:11
because i i personally feel like i do i
91:13
think me
91:14
me and castle get together for a joint
91:16
lawsuit i think they're called a [ __ ]
91:18
what are they called they're called a um
91:21
class action
91:23
right me and him are going to be doing
91:24
that together i think we deserve it
91:28
i get half of miko's uh
91:30
motion trackers in the uh in the
91:32
proceedings
91:34
the the blue yeti with the dent in it
91:37
that's gonna be mine
91:38
i got that oh my god you look beautiful
91:41
you're new to the stream hello
91:45
you clearly weren't here 20 minutes ago
91:47
clash of class action sounds like an
91:49
adult film
91:53
class action
91:55
how's ruby ruby's good
91:57
ruby's home hopefully not knowing about
91:59
any of this
92:01
thin castle in a dirty public bathroom
92:03
tech filming at all yeah
92:06
there's this day we finally hear finn's
92:07
girl voice don't become rosemaker this i
92:10
wonder if miko has a voice changer she
92:12
seems like the sort of person that she
92:14
may have the technology for that
92:16
do you thunk i thunk
92:19
you should never have let it you should
92:21
never let her have the power of makeup i
92:23
don't know why i gave it a i gave her
92:25
access to eyeliner and lipstick
92:28
i shouldn't have done such a thing i
92:30
wanted to do fake eyelashes on it but
92:31
she didn't have any i guess i was i was
92:34
tempted to order some because i really
92:35
want to see if mika with like you know
92:37
these sorts of these sorts of eyelashes
92:39
you know just giant
92:41
it'd be kind of good
92:42
y cap
92:44
because it looks good it looks really
92:46
good i like the cap
92:50
now it's gaming time the lipstick was
92:53
the worst but it really was it was like
92:55
have you ever seen a globule of lipstick
92:58
like a like a proper
93:00
a glob that's the best way i could put
93:02
it a glob
93:06
doesn't feel great
93:08
doesn't feel too solid
93:11
but i've came out of it stronger
93:17
there we go that was good that was good
93:18
that was good i like that
93:22
sure should be compression i'm about to
93:24
i've got the straps and everything i've
93:26
got my i've got miko's straps on
93:31
uh
93:32
i don't know if i could do it i don't
93:34
know if i'm not much of a gremlin to
93:35
drink at to drink pineapple juice out of
93:37
the [ __ ] jug
93:40
that is pretty [ __ ] that that is that
93:42
her pc doesn't have a cuts case on it
93:44
like a side case i wish i could show you
93:47
like it's just nothing it's just open
93:49
air with like a 30 90 in it can i show
93:52
you i can't it's just a
93:55
it's a 30 90 just sitting on a wooden
93:57
chair
94:00
good lord
94:01
texas savage tech is sec is a savage in
94:04
the literal sense of she was raised by
94:07
wolves
94:08
take a photo and tweet it
94:12
it's same as my open case it's not an
94:14
open case it's a case that should be
94:16
closed but there's no panel like it just
94:18
looks like she's lost it
94:21
we'll use some of the floorboards to
94:23
cover it up that'll work
94:26
it's a 12 core 24 thread is it i have no
94:29
idea
94:30
the airflow has wings replied yet oh
94:33
[ __ ]
94:35
no she hasn't she's offline right now
94:37
huh i'm just oh my god just
94:41
isn't that beautiful it was beautiful so
94:43
we're looking at the olympus screenshots
94:52
[Music]
94:58
yes all right stand up
95:02
you are going to be
95:06
over there
95:07
i'm in the air okay
95:09
there's so much stuff
95:11
i know there's a lot of stuff come on
95:13
come here come here
95:15
okay okay ready
95:16
this is for your thighs
95:20
thighs or thigh
95:21
size so
95:24
solid thighs okay and then now
95:27
the other side
95:29
how tight is it
95:31
you know it's not going to fall off yeah
95:33
yeah okay okay the other side
95:36
this is a familiar feeling this is about
95:37
where the thigh holes come up to really
95:40
well yeah they are thigh high
95:42
thigh high you wouldn't you wouldn't
95:44
think it [ __ ] i've got superior balance
95:46
makeup did you know ultimately you
95:48
forget the ultrasound
95:50
outfit to educate a technician on how to
95:52
be real women
95:54
i should have told you before i'm a
95:55
martial artist and could demolish every
95:58
every every every man i see just throws
96:03
damn whoa whoa whoa whoa wow
96:07
gorgeous
96:08
we're not getting a makeup
96:10
what what did he say
96:13
i didn't understand a word of that
96:15
thank you
96:22
holy [ __ ] okay
96:25
so how do you know where the wrist is in
96:27
this is there another one for a wrist
96:30
[Music]
96:31
i just i just do whatever
96:34
i'll just do whatever okay
96:36
all
96:38
[Music]
96:41
all right
96:43
you got your
96:44
shoulders in there nice why is everybody
96:46
going i don't know
96:48
why are you just doing booba
96:51
what
96:54
boopka wait why why
96:57
no idea yeah it seems so random
97:03
okay
97:04
mikko is taller than femme incorrect
97:06
she's close to the camera it's something
97:08
called depth perception idiot
97:14
and there it is
97:15
look how much look how giant miko is oh
97:17
my gosh yeah that's too big
97:20
i told you i wasn't small
97:24
miko pc is the real tech workstation
97:27
pence is a fanboy pc full of rainbow rgb
97:29
it is
97:30
it is
97:33
i've got the proper like now that you've
97:34
got your strap on it's time for the pig
97:37
can you get a fire truck sand while
97:39
doing it
97:40
oh my god that's weird okay
97:43
oh actually we have one tiny one we
97:46
should use
97:53
i do have an emote called peg champ
97:55
really
97:57
really
97:59
it's like
98:10
oh my god i think it's pretty good
98:13
that is pretty good
98:21
i like your spongebob socks thank you
98:23
it's marisa's oh
98:25
well it's one spongebob sock and i
98:27
didn't have another sock that was clean
98:29
so i came here with three socks yeah so
98:31
this one was i deemed this morning this
98:34
suck was the most clean from yesterday
98:35
so i wore that one the other sock less
98:37
so so i sort that one out
98:39
all right so
98:41
now you're all strapped in how does it
98:43
feel
98:44
i feel like i feel mobile i feel active
98:48
i can do anything
98:49
right now i'm gonna put in these
98:51
trackers
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okay
99:00
that's cool these are the blinky things
99:04
you'd be the person to help i've got um
99:06
the toned down version of this you know
99:07
those like the vr ones where it's like
99:10
you just strap like two to your ankle
99:11
once your i haven't even tried those yet
99:13
but i've got them and i don't have to
99:15
set them up
99:16
i'll be calling you for tech support
99:19
it has by far the thirstiest chat on all
99:21
twitch
99:23
does he
99:25
i don't think you've been in like
99:26
amaranth street yeah
99:28
she does have a lot
99:29
yes but then again every time i go into
99:31
i'm on this chat which i i don't do i
99:33
don't watch anyone's streams for any
99:34
reason i do
99:37
quite nice
99:38
yeah uh but i'm a yeah you know um don't
99:41
anyway
99:43
hey someone go in there weirdly enough
99:45
they're not talking about what's going
99:46
on they're talking about just general
99:47
stuff like she plays like diablo and
99:49
they're just playing
99:51
maybe they are respectful more
99:53
respectful than mine
99:54
or less thirsty anyway
99:57
it's a debate i wonder if you can test
99:59
that statistically like if you rigged
100:01
like a bot to check
100:02
all the comments yeah put them on the
100:05
scale
100:06
you absolutely
100:19
hmm
100:21
[Music]
100:28
um no but if they do they're around ten
100:31
thousand dollars
100:32
so it's not so wait no no
100:48
oh
100:49
[Music]
100:59
he's still decked out in his like
101:01
balenciaga stuff i'm gonna be worth more
101:03
my outfit's going to be worth more than
101:05
niles for once ever this is nile
101:07
pyrocynical oh
101:10
that nile yeah
101:11
you've seen it i have seen that
101:13
balenciaga jackets and hats and
101:15
everything oh really i don't even notice
101:19
that
101:20
has clean underwear for a whole month
101:23
what
101:25
finn lacks enough socks to make complete
101:27
pants when it's clean yo greek you're in
101:29
the uk
101:30
oh come over here [ __ ]
101:34
[ __ ] why don't you come over [ __ ] yeah
101:37
greek
101:38
let's meet queen yeah [ __ ] come over
101:41
[ __ ]
101:42
um
101:43
message me of your place you really do
101:45
want to come over right now
101:46
like seriously like do you want to come
101:48
over literally right now
101:51
[ __ ]
101:54
that could be fun leg right green could
101:56
be greek could be
101:59
it miko
101:59
be miko yeah have you ever wanted to be
102:02
a anime girl not no no maybe tomorrow
102:05
depends on how far he is i'm in london
102:08
i am in london
102:10
i am in london
102:14
upper arm
102:15
left
102:17
that's right
102:18
come over okay like me you're sponsored
102:20
i will i will bro
102:22
i will we gotta do it i'm gonna make you
102:25
into a pretty anime girl
102:28
a beautiful anime girl don't let her do
102:31
your makeup though
102:33
do you know when minx is going back
102:36
going back
102:37
yeah to her yeah yeah yeah i don't know
102:40
i think she's up next for america i
102:42
think that's the next question really
102:43
yeah
102:45
fine
102:46
finn has enough underwear to last for
102:48
ages may not be his preferred type
102:50
though what kind of underwear do you
102:51
wear people sent me people send me
102:54
mounds upon mounds really
102:56
i've received thongs many i've never had
103:00
any other songs
103:01
really is that right i get a lot but i
103:04
don't wear that i don't wear the thongs
103:05
when people send me because they don't
103:06
look very comfortable
103:08
um upper leg right
103:13
right upper leg
103:15
okay
103:17
upper leg left there are they all
103:20
labeled
103:21
yeah
103:30
[Music]
103:50
right now i only have to amigo
103:53
i'll be curving that's the solver
103:57
yeah okay
104:00
all right hey you're [ __ ] coming back
104:02
all day
104:04
finally someone admits it you're
104:08
very
104:09
statuesque
104:11
thank you ah thank you
104:14
but good no
104:16
yeah sorry let me actually move this up
104:18
a bit because you are quite plush
104:24
finally wow look it's you you look so
104:26
cool yeah
104:28
man i'm going to look so much cooler
104:29
when i'm code makeup actually now you
104:31
look more you look like a masculine man
104:34
now
104:35
what
104:37
yeah i can see it just when i'm further
104:39
away you can't quite see how big the
104:40
eyelashes are
104:42
yeah it looks good you look good thank
104:44
you thank you you look like a manly man
104:46
yeah foot left
104:50
hand
104:52
foot okay so
104:55
my
104:57
my dear fin
104:59
um
105:00
what's up
105:01
doctor we have hearing aids in his
105:03
natural habitat using complex motion
105:05
capture and 3d models to experience a
105:08
fleeting moment before we are seeing
105:09
herself has a girl feels good man
105:12
i was going to say i wanted so castle's
105:14
got this animation thing right
105:16
out if it looks faster mandy aren't they
105:18
all supposed to be in the box
105:20
castle's got an outfit oh castle's got
105:23
like an animation have you seen his
105:24
anime transformation yeah it's really
105:27
dope yeah it is ah he turns into a um
105:31
anime uh main character i think that
105:33
would be
105:34
a good option too he needs to be bigger
105:37
what i think he needs he needs to be
105:38
more recognized for the things that he
105:40
does he's got really cool stuff yeah
105:42
what are these these are your for your
105:44
hands oh
105:46
oh your nails yeah i cut them
105:49
well they were longer but you know
105:51
they're great did you do them no they're
105:54
acrylic nails
105:55
this is working okay so your thumb goes
105:57
in here you may want to unstrap this i
105:59
have large hands
106:01
[Music]
106:04
oh my gosh did you ask me
106:06
with that hand oh god okay wow
106:09
big hand you can't
106:11
[Music]
106:15
can you make my arms big can you give me
106:18
uh muscles makeup
106:20
oh you have egg
106:21
technicians
106:22
the size of burger and cake on kodamiko
106:25
one spins inside her so he fails right
106:27
at home
106:28
what
106:31
i didn't hear it didn't he hear it what
106:33
no i do okay
106:35
no no no no
106:37
yeah it goes like this i forgot
106:38
everything okay
106:44
all right
106:45
hey it's pretty good hey
106:46
hey
106:48
nice
106:49
i'm prepared what are the other three
106:51
um
106:55
foot okay so we're gonna put this on
106:57
your phone i have foot you got flush
106:59
i've got foot control no no no those are
107:01
your ankles bro they're the same thing
107:04
no your ankles are all the same
107:07
it's rougher in roughly the same place
107:09
it is not
107:11
it is not foot left
107:14
right
107:17
okay where
107:18
what foot right is
107:21
okay then it's my right side
107:25
no my thigh high
107:27
see what i mean by that it is actually a
107:28
thigh either just roll down have an ugly
107:31
school girl mode if so thing will feel
107:34
right at home i haven't showed you the
107:35
school girl
107:36
really oh the giant the absolutely giant
107:39
bobs
107:40
what
107:41
they were like that was the ones where i
107:42
tried the e cup ones
107:44
giant that's your right leg right yes
107:46
thank god this outfit makes you look
107:48
like that one trends transgender women
107:49
weightlifter from the olympics just
107:51
saying just wait left to work i just
107:54
have long hair temporarily
107:59
i'll take you with like a weightlifter
108:00
it's the belt really the belt on the
108:02
headband all right so now it's like
108:05
if we turn off all the lights attention
108:08
i don't want my mac's white
108:10
whoa we turn off all the lights you can
108:12
see it's blinking i'm glowing look at
108:14
that isn't that cool wait i don't even
108:16
know how to take turn off this light but
108:18
it's okay if you don't get people get
108:20
the thing that he's blinking
108:23
um
108:24
next
108:25
we have to
108:27
next we gotta get you on mika gosh you
108:31
um
108:33
you look like um
108:35
you look good thank you looks
108:37
comfortable you too who did your makeup
108:39
look great it's really nice thank you
108:42
looks good i am seeing
108:45
everything is working okay now
108:48
um
108:50
we are going to connect him
108:54
to me
108:54
[Music]
108:56
we need to connect them to the
108:58
miko if i
109:00
have you ever want like okay if i just
109:02
walked around because this isn't doing
109:04
anything with cameras so would this
109:05
track me no matter where i am
109:07
mm-hmm so if i walked upstairs it would
109:10
just
109:11
like went to the toilet uh-huh
109:15
yes
109:16
yes
109:18
that is simulated
109:20
it is actually very very cute you will
109:22
we will be able to see you do you stand
109:25
up or sit down when you wipe
109:26
i used to stand up but you swallowed are
109:29
you you're a convert yeah but i'm not
109:32
only sitting
109:34
i'm looking for something
109:36
the civilized one
109:38
been asking the real questions it's
109:41
the only question
109:42
that's how we determine who i remain
109:44
friends with
109:46
i'm about to go as castle
109:49
are you a sitting or a standing person
109:52
i like just i can do both
109:54
i can only i'm proficient
109:56
i am not proficient in standing
109:59
um
110:00
where is my oh uh
110:03
[Music]
110:05
hmm
110:06
there should be a video game with these
110:08
things lost the leg
110:15
i've lost a leg
110:17
i've lost the
110:18
leg strap huh stolen water stove
110:23
stuff
110:24
who's do you guys know who stov is
110:30
huh
110:31
stops a donator
110:33
oh
110:34
yeah did he just donate he's a cool guy
110:36
he may have done oh wait why don't we
110:39
hear anything i don't know
110:42
i've heard these are ten thousand
110:43
dollars oh it's 75 subs thank you so
110:46
much dominar
110:48
sorry we didn't see it
110:50
thank you
110:53
huh did you break something
110:55
oh
110:56
that means your thighs are not tight
110:58
enough
110:59
it doesn't tighten your thighs my thighs
111:00
aren't quite thick enough
111:03
we got
111:05
your thighs
111:10
i've been doing hold in real life
111:13
okay sorry ben finn don't move at us to
111:16
calibrate is that true
111:18
huh
111:19
i should i not have been moving no we're
111:20
not calibrating yet oh
111:23
yeah don't listen to chat they're never
111:24
right they're never right
111:26
they have no idea about this
111:28
machines
111:30
they do not
111:32
okay
111:35
so
111:36
let's burn this
111:39
okay
111:41
all right and move around
111:45
this [ __ ] right lower leg is
111:47
always a dick
111:50
my lower leg is always a dick hold on
111:52
hold on hold on hang it there
111:55
it's being a dick
111:57
[Music]
112:00
hi
112:01
just took the mystery wrapped in an
112:02
ending one i'm also one of vince mods
112:04
and donators oh i see i see it
112:07
oh welcome welcome welcome
112:10
supplementator
112:12
i'm finn you're having fun
112:14
yes what does it feel like to have so
112:16
much young energy there yeah
112:18
manly man is covered in bands shake
112:20
shake ah there we go we did it
112:23
oh yay
112:24
that is why do i look like that that is
112:27
you look at this everybody this is finn
112:30
that's him
112:32
because we haven't calibrated you yeah
112:35
that's you that's me
112:36
that's you
112:39
circle
112:41
which one of these oh this is my leg
112:43
yeah there it is there it is so now we
112:46
gotta calibrate you because it looks
112:48
like really really [ __ ] scary
112:50
oh my god right dick and jump mm-hmm
112:54
that's cool that's also terrifying it's
112:56
like the monster from like quiet flex
112:58
yeah
112:59
i know
113:01
yeah i know
113:03
okay so
113:04
good jesus is great
113:07
so mr finn let's see if we can
113:10
calibrate okay so um
113:13
take
113:14
okay so um
113:17
hmm
113:24
okay what i want you to do so what you
113:26
have to do is you're going to be you're
113:28
going to go all over here mm-hmm yeah
113:30
walk very slow feeling hot
113:32
you're going to be in the end folks this
113:33
is
113:34
okay okay and then you're just going to
113:36
walk
113:37
okay and then you're going to turn
113:39
around
113:40
and then
113:42
you're going to turn around and stay
113:43
still and then walk like this okay and
113:45
i'll tell you like when to turn around
113:46
when it's allowed [ __ ] back when to
113:49
um
113:50
stay still so about that speed or slower
113:53
uh
113:57
because i have smaller legs you apply
114:00
the walk pretty slow okay
114:02
here
114:03
yeah so let's try calibration okay not
114:07
like that
114:09
okay feet forward
114:11
thank you
114:13
okay
114:15
i swear we were promised guys for good
114:17
behavior
114:18
my stream
114:20
geez my strings i get thigh geez you
114:22
have a thirsty ass stream yeah i promise
114:25
them thighs oh man what can i say
114:28
i'm a fat i'm unfair but fun all right
114:31
ready calibrate i'm gonna say start
114:34
gonna
114:35
stay still okay hold on get ready
114:38
stand in pose
114:39
stand stand in them pose
114:41
okay
114:42
and pose and push stay still stay still
114:44
okay walk
114:46
walk
114:47
walk walk okay turn around turn around
114:50
turn around walk back
114:53
okay okay turn around turn around turn
114:54
around okay and stay still
114:57
i think you might i think
114:59
i've realized that i don't stand with my
115:01
feet facing forward ever i've
115:10
dude a lot of people
115:12
uh they stand with like their legs like
115:14
this yeah i'm bow like it apparently
115:17
all right so
115:21
we gotta do this again okay okay
115:24
so
115:25
okay i think you might have to walk a
115:27
little bit faster faster
115:29
calibrate start
115:31
don't move
115:33
do not move got it done terrifying over
115:36
here don't move
115:38
don't move
115:39
don't move okay
115:44
okay
115:45
turn around
115:49
turn around
115:51
okay stay still
115:53
did not move that felt good that felt
115:56
good do not move i felt good if you move
115:59
everybody will die i'm not going to okay
116:02
death will come i won't if you're not an
116:05
inch if you move a little bit i'm
116:07
breathing a little i'm breathing okay
116:08
don't breathe don't breathe
116:11
okay stay still oh that was better um
116:17
it wasn't the best but okay just just
116:19
just stay still okay
116:21
okay stay still stay still
116:24
stay still
116:26
stay still
116:27
stay still okay walk and clap walk and
116:30
clap
116:31
walk-in club yes
116:33
oh no
116:35
oh no
116:37
oh no
116:40
come over i think there's some trackers
116:42
that are weird okay so raise your right
116:44
arm
116:45
um
116:46
oh oh no that's moving both yeah
116:50
are they swapped yeah this is something
116:52
that must be swapped
116:55
right form it's probably these the hands
116:57
you think so
116:58
uh like i mean i could upper arm left
117:01
that's right
117:03
and it wasn't my fault
117:05
that was my fault yeah
117:08
i'm really good at walking i've been
117:09
very proven and this one is
117:14
henry
117:15
you know
117:16
you know all of these
117:18
really complex things
117:20
but don't know left from right
117:24
you can create a fully realized
117:27
anime person yeah out of nothing but
117:30
blinky electronics yeah but i've never
117:32
learned which hand you write yeah
117:34
yeah okay okay all right there finn okay
117:38
all the way back and f1 and then how
117:40
much to wear one of the aforementioned
117:41
things during stream
117:44
jesus [ __ ]
117:46
we're busy calibrating we're doing smart
117:48
things no small things no honey i'm
117:51
gonna take you to honey jail uh yeah go
117:54
to horny jail yeah
117:57
and please
118:00
okay
118:14
okay walk
118:18
okay turn around
118:23
okay turn around
118:28
okay
118:39
this is a little awkward
118:42
stay still you can't breathe
118:45
okay if i see a single movement
118:47
this
118:49
okay and then and then you're going to
118:52
stay still
118:54
stay still
118:55
stay still stay still
118:58
stay still
119:00
stay still stay still stay still okay
119:02
walk and claw
119:05
yay
119:06
[Music]
119:09
that's better nice
119:10
it's better let's go
119:12
okay
119:13
that's not the worst day in the world
119:15
okay move around and do some jiggy stuff
119:18
okay okay special honest baby wow damn
119:22
[Music]
119:23
okay
119:24
yeah this will do this will do it for
119:26
now this will do your measurements
119:29
aren't exactly one to one with kamikaze
119:31
so she might look so wonky but this will
119:33
do look a little like really long arms
119:35
for no reason just stretched out
119:39
camera what's that put me in the jail if
119:41
i'm already there how about you bring
119:43
fit in here no
119:45
oh that's good
119:47
why do you have so many horny jacks i
119:50
don't know
119:51
it's kind of just the way they are it's
119:53
pretty funny i'm gonna make sure my leg
119:54
is okay remains my leg yeah i gotta pull
119:57
that up let's go and jump all right
120:00
bring your chair
120:01
oh
120:02
i'm just saying i wanted to do
120:04
yeah
120:06
try to do like
120:07
um
120:09
okay okay
120:10
what i'm trying to do a back flip
120:13
can you do a back flip if i had a
120:16
trampoline i could really maybe a frame
120:18
flip
120:18
can she do about can finn
120:22
do a bat flip on a trampoline is there a
120:25
trampoline around no no i cannot do a
120:27
backflip okay
120:29
all right let's do let's get mikko up so
120:31
sit for a second because we gotta
120:33
bring up code nicole
120:37
look at me over there hmm
120:43
[Music]
120:53
this is so annoying they can they they
120:54
see everything they know what i'm doing
120:56
this is so odd
120:57
it what it makes it wants to think that
120:59
i'm moving with these
121:01
yeah so it's trying to find the ground
121:04
and if you if you yes
121:08
see that's cool i think it wants to try
121:12
desperately to figure out where the
121:13
ground is
121:16
make myself do a handstand oh
121:21
[Music]
121:35
through the ground yeah
121:37
nice nice that doesn't look like miko at
121:40
all by the way it's the much uglier form
121:42
miku is co miko is being loaded see miko
121:47
you've made it at the whole software oh
121:50
it's a game engine it's a game
121:53
you load it up good
121:55
shot
121:56
[Music]
121:58
done more what some more time
122:01
you're gonna
122:02
win
122:16
huh
122:21
[Music]
122:24
how much do you practice this no no i'm
122:26
not sure not just first yeah ready one
122:29
two three
122:33
[Music]
122:42
all over across the chat please w please
122:45
you shouldn't be celebrating this this
122:46
is awful
122:48
w please okay yes
122:52
w please only no
122:54
[Music]
122:56
you're done it's undeserved
122:59
oh well that way
122:59
i going so much i don't know i gotta
123:02
like slap
123:04
walking on yawning because we woke up at
123:06
4pm today
123:09
oh why would that be good thing woke up
123:11
at 4pm
123:13
yeah if i was if i wake up too late what
123:15
time is it right now
123:17
it's that it's three twenty i've never
123:18
been before it was relaxing
123:22
earlier in from uk too what how did you
123:24
do this these are centaurs
123:31
this doesn't look anything like the
123:32
world i know i know this is why these
123:34
are the centaurs okay
123:36
these are the centaurs do you want to
123:38
try being a centaur what would that even
123:40
look like what part of you can see you
123:43
want to see yes
123:45
yeah you're gonna have to crawl around a
123:46
little bit
123:48
you're gonna you gotta crawl around
123:49
around if you wanna be a centaur you're
123:51
gonna crawl hold on
123:53
let's see here
123:55
pyrocynical would really like this
123:57
she should come over
123:59
he should
124:00
he makes all his stream money from a
124:02
thirsty chat how much did you make last
124:04
stream
124:06
me
124:07
wait whom humps humps
124:10
i broke a record
124:12
really well my record personal record
124:16
yo where is where is pyro actually
124:20
there's like three people in chat that
124:21
got my truck
124:26
oh my god okay well she could she's seen
124:29
better days she seemed better she's seen
124:32
better days
124:34
uh i'm actually very curious to see yeah
124:41
[Music]
124:49
just switched on what
124:55
what am i holding
124:57
that
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oh my god
125:03
success
125:05
okay
125:06
what is that thing
125:08
okay so you
125:10
oh that's called the gorb okay that's
125:13
called garb oh
125:14
so before we do mikko i actually want to
125:17
see you guys when you let the two kids
125:18
with adhd play with the expensive toys
125:22
i'm gonna let i'm gonna let you be a
125:24
centaur first i'd love to be a center
125:26
okay ready okay centaur oh this is like
125:30
okay so
125:32
that is you
125:34
okay you are a centaur i need the crawl
125:37
for this this is stuff
125:38
my ass just moves freely though okay so
125:42
so hey hey
125:43
hey hey be nice your backside okay
125:47
oh oh nice nice nice
125:52
try walking try walking this is like the
125:55
best
125:56
hey hey
125:58
okay okay oh wow nice
126:01
okay oh my god this is so cursed we
126:03
watch this we're gonna put more centaur
126:06
ah
126:07
what what is that
126:08
oh my god now that you have oh why do i
126:11
have to crawl for this one
126:14
[Music]
126:21
yeah there we go
126:23
there you go see i feel like you've got
126:24
this purely to annoy the guests
126:28
no
126:29
this is gonna either walk
126:31
wow yeah walk
126:33
oh [ __ ] god oh no
126:36
oh
126:37
oh no
126:39
it's so first oh no
126:42
okay
126:44
[Music]
126:57
wow
126:58
wow
127:00
oh yeah this one's really fun okay this
127:02
one's really funny this one go on your
127:03
forest
127:04
this one yeah you gotta go
127:06
yeah yeah go on your floors there's two
127:09
but this one will work better okay walk
127:11
walk a little bit
127:12
i'm gonna walk a little bit okay i'm
127:14
walking oh my god this is so this is too
127:17
cursed this is a walk out this is too
127:19
cursed
127:21
it's not working
127:23
[Music]
127:37
oh [ __ ]
127:50
where is miku actually mikko disappeared
127:52
you turned her into a horse
127:54
man i guess so let me take i was make
127:57
her for a second yeah oh there she is is
127:59
that a swimsuit yeah yeah yeah i kinda
128:02
damn okay so now what you wanna do
128:06
is uh
128:18
all right then you can
128:20
now you're code miko
128:22
kind
128:23
yeah
128:24
wait is that oh that's so weird wait if
128:27
i can i [ __ ] around with anything like
128:28
can i can i confuse it i mean you could
128:32
but why would you wanna why would you
128:34
want to wait why it actually got me kind
128:37
of jumped there for a second yeah how
128:38
are your legs so long i don't know
128:40
unproportional i don't know why your
128:42
legs look so long in this
128:45
it sounds so weird
128:47
what the hell
128:48
that is so strange
128:52
jesus christ it's cause you're really
128:54
really freaking tall
128:56
what the [ __ ]
129:00
i want to just stretch my legs
129:04
christ
129:06
then you got legs girl
129:08
boy
129:09
you got you got legs
129:13
let me try um
129:15
let me try another outfit
129:17
[Music]
129:27
what was the maid fat wow
129:29
i don't know why it's fat right now
129:32
i have i don't i don't know why it
129:34
doesn't make any sense but oh wow nice
129:38
bubble bot simulator is doing a lot of
129:40
work here
129:42
you ready um
129:49
[Music]
129:51
how do you feel about being called
129:52
makeup good but i always forget that i'm
129:54
looking there and they can also see me
129:56
so i'm sitting here doing [ __ ] like this
129:58
looking at the screen and not realizing
130:00
that they can also see me yeah the same
130:02
movement
130:04
i may have a dump truck ass on screen
130:06
but not on camera
130:10
let me
130:12
bring oh nope um
130:17
nope uh
130:18
okay
130:19
okay there we go okay now you're skinny
130:21
again
130:23
finally dude damn you're so
130:26
lanky look at your legs
130:29
that's all i mean they're so why does it
130:31
do that i don't know
130:34
ah
130:38
okay okay get it over there
130:40
hey
130:50
[Music]
130:53
pretty good nimble nimble
131:02
[Music]
131:08
like a spider that it does look like a
131:11
spider okay let me see i'm gonna take
131:13
you to the interview room
131:15
okay
131:18
let's get back to miko
131:20
can i temporarily put on and take off
131:22
the headband again yes yeah oh you will
131:24
[ __ ] with it a bit oh i'll leave it
131:27
it's not that important okay
131:32
[Music]
131:35
i'm already what if we're gonna get
131:44
[Music]
131:46
i'm trying to get more female viewers
131:48
dude
131:49
there's like no female viewers
131:52
don't worry mika i'm here now you don't
131:54
need any fake pictures when you've got
131:55
this perfume
131:59
i'm trying to get oh you're laughing
132:01
how much percentage of your viewership
132:03
is girls
132:04
on the i can only really check that on
132:06
the on the youtube channel but it's some
132:07
it's not a lot it's like fifteen twenty
132:09
percent oh my god i'm envious
132:12
fifteen twenty percent high
132:13
david thank you so much for the problem
132:15
yes it's hecka hi it's on the minecraft
132:18
channel it's like seven whoa
132:21
look holy [ __ ] it's you damn oops
132:25
it is you there's miko and her ha oh
132:29
so that's like so chad can actually
132:31
throw things at you
132:33
and um do some weird [ __ ]
132:36
but yeah look this is this interview
132:38
room and this is like
132:39
where i look at the
132:42
interview stuff that's cool yeah
132:44
and there's you is it
132:48
and then if you want to see the face
132:49
come here sit down here
132:55
okay
132:57
and then oh is there an app that goes
132:59
along with this mm-hmm sorry what
133:12
[Music]
133:14
hello
133:20
[Music]
133:21
hi guys i'm an anime so come closer
133:25
come real close now give me a minute i'm
133:26
enjoying it okay okay
133:35
come real close yeah real close okay
133:38
and then say blah blah blah
133:41
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
133:44
sorry no working come closer
133:49
okay ready okay
133:50
good good okay
133:52
so now you have to
133:54
uh now you're miko okay you're amiko
133:58
you are miko
134:02
um
134:03
i feel just a bit more sweaty than
134:05
normal
134:06
i've been essentially working out i'm
134:08
gonna give you some toys
134:13
[Music]
134:20
[Music]
134:24
is that my car and then that is your
134:26
phone then this is a gun that's cool as
134:28
hell yeah i got a gun i want to fire it
134:31
you can can i so so
134:33
kind of
134:36
oh my god
134:38
and then with this gun we also have the
134:41
execute order 69 and when she like
134:44
obliterates
134:46
a bunch of people from chat
134:50
who's that dude who who's that what dude
134:53
oh it's just another trap to get more
134:55
girls onto my stream
134:58
okay okay and then
135:00
you want to see order 69 yes okay this
135:03
is the best thing ever okay so like see
135:05
how they're all running away yeah at
135:07
least oh okay yeah this is because order
135:10
69 is about to happen ready
135:12
okay three two
135:15
one order 69
135:19
holy [ __ ]
135:25
200 of them or something like that or
135:27
more yeah yeah it's like 200 or
135:30
something or more yeah
135:31
yeah
135:32
30 seconds
135:34
30 seconds of like time out nice look at
135:37
them that's pretty good there's i'm
135:39
working with one there but they're also
135:40
there what the [ __ ]
135:42
that was good yeah it's one of my
135:44
favorite one of my favorite things i'm
135:46
sure they love that oh they love it oh
135:48
do you want more okay so do you want to
135:50
[ __ ] with chat more yes if they've done
135:52
really bad okay oh my god sometimes
135:55
they've done really connection warning
135:57
really bad things okay
136:03
and
136:06
weirdos who made me fat
136:08
and uh so if we were to like you keep
136:11
lists
136:12
oh yes oh wow these are the lists of
136:15
people that were naughty
136:17
one that was what i was there for yes
136:19
yeah but i can't currently see this but
136:22
it goes all the way to burn guys burn
136:25
okay so fingers crossed
136:27
yeah you want to see them all burn okay
136:29
let's see look at this there see if i
136:31
can spot one of them they're all gonna
136:33
burn hmm okay interesting oh i'm gonna
136:36
burn look at that
136:39
and they're running around oh my god
136:41
[Music]
136:44
they're all running around and they said
136:47
they all exploded who gave you this much
136:49
power oh man
136:51
you what's amazing um there's gonna be
136:54
more i see how they try to throw a ball
136:56
okay that's why they burn i'm fully i'm
136:59
fully with you on this one actually
137:01
right yeah they can toss blue balls like
137:03
this they try to get mikko
137:06
oh
137:07
yeah
137:08
they can mute miko they can nuke me go
137:11
and they're just really mean to me
137:13
though so i've created
137:15
a list i found a fun face today
137:19
do you wanna try the morty face
137:21
yeah there it is oh wait is that
137:23
actually coated oh okay hold on
137:26
so finn would you like the same power
137:29
yes wait can i just how do i do such a
137:31
thing
137:33
would you like to punish your chat yeah
137:36
please
137:37
this one is boneless this is where they
137:39
give you oh man they don't give you any
137:41
bones anymore and yep and it's the up
137:44
it's all stimulation
137:46
and
137:47
this is one of the meaner things okay
137:50
classic rag dolce yes i've seen it
137:52
before chat do better yeah one of the
137:54
bigger meter things that chad does is
137:58
get this make me lose
138:00
my uh
138:02
mature yeah my maturity and also my my
138:05
bones
138:06
what is 515 oh that doesn't work anymore
138:09
dude
138:10
um 5115 was making her bald but i took
138:14
that away permanently it was yes yeah
138:16
that was too far
138:17
too many too many bald clothes
138:20
way too many
138:21
i mean
138:22
it's solid hair right now oh oh by the
138:25
way you want to see this yes what i
138:27
don't know i don't know what it is but i
138:28
think this is lily's roomba
138:31
are you [ __ ] serious that's
138:33
not made by michael reed is that from
138:38
[Music]
138:41
yeah
138:42
we put that in there for his interview
138:44
yeah and then there's like the dog thing
138:47
but i don't have that option here
138:48
anymore um where we have michael reeves
138:51
dogs
138:52
hump things from various things with
138:55
walls the tv screen then the your leg
138:59
and um please give her guys you need to
139:01
give her back her bones because i can't
139:03
do how do you yeah wait how do i get
139:04
them back i can't custom only do this
139:07
they just remember we've got a swing
139:08
going on do you remember oh there we go
139:10
there it is there it is gonna get a good
139:12
swing going and see if i can lift them
139:13
up yeah so there's oh wait hold on let
139:17
me just double check on something there
139:19
is oh i believe
139:22
we can actually dead body i believe we
139:25
can actually get this body
139:27
oh dead body yeah dead body
139:34
so this is the oh yes
139:36
remember oh that's good yeah so this is
139:38
a dead body oh and you have to dance now
139:41
uh
139:42
oh my god i'm sitting where's my outfit
139:44
okay you just you gotta do something for
139:46
me you gotta you gotta wipe them out
139:49
oh what the [ __ ] you can you can do this
139:51
[ __ ] i'm gonna wipe them this is what
139:53
yeah
139:54
it's so incredible
139:56
it's like better blade and sorcery have
139:58
fun okay can i grab one of them
140:08
do you want to be out of the chair i
140:10
want to fight people okay okay hold on i
140:12
want to fight let me grab you let me
140:14
grab you hold on let me grab it let me
140:15
grab you out of the chair i want to
140:17
fight something i want to kill you okay
140:19
the fps is so low okay we're really
140:21
pushing this 30 90 to its max open more
140:24
we'll put more are you ready a little
140:26
bit more ready three
140:28
three on hold on i gotta i gotta get
140:30
this bigger
140:32
hold on i gotta get this bigger okay
140:34
three
140:36
two
140:36
uh oh look at that look at that he's
140:38
come look papa came
140:41
look isn't that cute calm oh my god look
140:45
look there's little people's joining do
140:48
you see that yes i see him isn't that so
140:50
cute my sword doesn't quite work on them
140:53
okay okay look we're going to add in
140:55
more um we're going to add in some uh
140:58
dead bodies okay you ready
140:59
three two one
141:02
dead body
141:03
oh my god
141:07
i'll put more here
141:09
okay do you think at certain points this
141:12
may end up crashing oh yes they have a
141:15
hundred percent crashed my engines throw
141:18
him multiple times
141:21
multiple times
141:24
okay ready yeah there you go get a
141:26
little closer
141:27
there we go
141:31
[Music]
141:33
you could probably get a little bit
141:34
closer try to get yeah try to get closer
141:36
to them and they go yeah
141:38
there you go yeah
141:46
look at these guys aren't these cute
141:49
the people are really cute
141:51
they're basically chat members and like
141:54
if papa aflo
141:56
papa apple
141:58
if you actually um say wait did i just
142:00
do that or did you do that i i did it
142:02
because right when i was like i was
142:03
acting putting in a sheath oh really
142:06
that it went away i was like oh my god i
142:07
cracked the code
142:08
figured it out
142:10
so papa afloa raptor look look see how
142:12
raptor is doing coggers
142:15
look at that
142:16
they can talk their little things talk
142:18
and they can emote
142:20
as well which is really cool
142:22
um what what else is there for me to
142:25
show you
142:26
hmm oh yeah bananas are fun so i can you
142:30
can throw lots of bananas
142:32
lots of bananas i'm trying to trigger
142:34
the one bit banana
142:36
spam
142:39
but i'm having a bit of trouble
142:42
what the f okay this is gonna crash
142:45
it's gonna crash it's on
142:48
yeah okay wait this is fun
142:50
i'll try to use your sword again
142:53
oh this is gonna hold on does it work
142:55
with bananas i don't know oh yeah it
142:57
does it does it does it does yeah i
142:59
can't get any of the big ones
143:04
[Music]
143:12
sometimes you can play around with stuff
143:13
and you kind of forget the fact that
143:14
you're in vr yeah and you forget that
143:16
you're flailing around an empty room and
143:18
it makes no god i'm sensing yeah yeah
143:20
with this you can always tell so you
143:22
constantly feel like an idiot
143:24
why are you doing it
143:26
[Music]
143:27
i get the appeal
143:29
here i'm gonna make you into fish co
143:31
ready fish go
143:33
okay okay what am i fighting
143:36
hello hello here i'm first of all yeah i
143:39
know hold on let me let me fix that for
143:40
you
143:42
let me fix stuff for you
143:44
go in opposite directions
143:46
no you just found me around for you
143:49
okay you can't turn the other way you
143:52
can only turn it one way
143:54
at the moment this this shouldn't even
143:56
exist it's incredible it's in beta yes
143:58
everything's
144:12
are dick i can see why me
144:15
why
144:16
because she keeps turning me into a fish
144:19
this is fish going you're supposed to
144:20
like being a fish like
144:22
it's a little bit
144:25
smelly
144:26
oh that's the worst one
144:28
this one's a pretty anime hot topic girl
144:31
is that where the the stuff on the
144:33
campster is that the text is now on the
144:35
face of it yes yes
144:37
i've done my hair like this it sucks
144:39
have you ever done pigtails like high
144:41
pigtails they suck
144:42
they're all com uncomfortable really
144:45
yeah obviously they were for me
144:46
i didn't personally enjoy them what is
144:49
your favorite hairstyle look
144:51
yeah this but without the with me in a
144:53
hat is my favorite hairstyle yeah i
144:54
straight i usually have my hair like
144:56
straight straightened anyway technician
144:58
is there a sharp coat finn likes sharks
145:01
i don't like sharks i mean physical
145:03
could be a
145:04
could be a shark car
145:06
i do not like sharks we're gonna take a
145:08
pole one of the things i like to do is
145:09
take a ball um for what just yes or no i
145:12
don't know
145:13
you're gonna ask you gotta upset the
145:15
votes
145:16
it's been a prettier girl
145:19
than
145:20
his
145:21
then his masculine side wait that
145:24
doesn't make sense pretty golden guy do
145:27
you like finster or rose okay so like
145:29
one is one is rose and two is finster
145:33
go
145:35
just to give you like something on the
145:37
finster side as well this is like about
145:39
as masculine as i could be
145:44
vote for the right one have you ever had
145:47
it were you ever
145:49
did you was did you randomly
145:52
decide that you were a pretty girl
145:55
yeah i woke up one day and decided i
145:57
wanted to be hot really so i did it yeah
145:59
yeah no
146:01
i made like an omegle video and it just
146:04
popped off really yeah i did a video i
146:06
was just [ __ ] with people on a niggle
146:07
like dressed as a girl and it just did
146:09
really well so i did it more and then
146:11
and then so you and then you did and
146:12
then you became this really pretty girl
146:14
and then he's
146:16
my face is apparently over here it
146:18
became your identity
146:20
my density would be a bit far in it it's
146:22
more just my twitch personality it
146:24
became i think i saw a gap in the market
146:27
i like how you're instilling you're not
146:28
code miko but you're still interviewing
146:30
me
146:32
so
146:33
a technician yes
146:35
why do you do this to code maker why are
146:37
the why is my room filled with dead
146:38
bodies ted is really fun
146:41
this is really really fun
146:43
it might be fun but i'm living in
146:45
literal hell i think this is hell so fun
146:48
this could be hell
146:49
this is not hell this is literally have
146:51
you seen this look at me
146:54
you want to see a nun miko
146:59
that's not me never mind it's heaven
147:03
it's heaven
147:04
what's your favorite form of code amigo
147:07
huh what's your favorite
147:09
form of code miko yeah
147:10
i haven't seen many i've seen i've seen
147:12
this one before from a twitter clip you
147:14
did yeah isn't it hot yes it is i've
147:17
still yet to find an outfit like this
147:18
that i can wear
147:20
i want to wear something with this one
147:22
like this yeah go to a sex store
147:25
i don't want to be able to find
147:26
something into a sex toy really yeah
147:28
it's time for this not surprised me we
147:30
went to one in sweden in stockholm
147:33
and it was literally called [ __ ] that was
147:35
its fault
147:36
really i took a picture of it somewhere
147:38
it is called it was called come if you
147:40
want to find it it's definitely
147:42
interesting because this one like 50
147:44
year old dude owns it and he's just he's
147:46
the only one in the shop at any one time
147:47
and there's two levels and we walked in
147:50
and we saw all the outfits and stuff
147:51
from the top level yeah and like
147:53
annoyingly enough like heels that i have
147:55
worn before yeah like because i wear
147:57
really tall heels and i'm guessing
147:58
that's [ __ ] something for someone but
148:00
then on the lower floor there's like a
148:02
balcony you can look over there was one
148:04
other guy in the shop and the ground
148:05
floor is all a whole room a white room
148:09
imagine the apple store but all on the
148:11
shelves are just dildos
148:13
and this guy was quite significant just
148:14
pondering them just looking at them all
148:17
i think when i came in he was looking at
148:18
like a really big butt plug but he was
148:20
looking it like this
148:24
yeah for like the whole time we were in
148:26
the store it was great it was a it was a
148:28
fun experience i didn't buy anything
148:31
though annoying like oh my god
148:34
i've never been to a sex store
148:36
one time i went to come i'm like
148:41
oh my god
148:45
okay so
148:46
what is if you are a v tuber well what
148:49
is what would your alter ego feedtuber
148:51
be oh my god i think i'd need to be able
148:53
to change
148:54
like i'd need to be i need to have like
148:56
a transformer style animation can i have
148:58
like
148:59
okay you know imagine a transformer but
149:01
it's flesh
149:06
like like like like like terminator
149:09
yeah no but like imagine how you know a
149:11
transformer like kind of folds out and
149:13
stuff it'd be the same thing
149:15
but one of them is a guy one of them is
149:17
woman yeah so like you could imagine
149:20
what happens down there right yeah and
149:22
then
149:23
i'm guessing for bob's like imagine like
149:25
a part of my back opens sort of thing
149:27
and goes like that i think that'd be
149:29
good
149:29
something quite horrifying to witness
149:31
you know what's the next thing that i
149:32
want to try yeah
149:34
i want to try it so you know in ready
149:36
player one yeah
149:38
they have like an avatar that like the
149:40
people like choose right and they have
149:42
i wanna so the reason is why miko is
149:45
like very off from like
149:47
you sure
149:49
it's because like the reason why you
149:51
know when you put your face your hand on
149:53
your face it's not exact and stuff like
149:55
that it's because
149:56
i didn't measure your measurements
149:59
so it's hard to
150:00
it's having a tough time of like where's
150:03
the hands because the measurements are
150:05
weight this is like basically
150:07
yeah it thinks your head is like a
150:08
different scale yeah yeah so um
150:11
but
150:12
what i want to do is get like people's
150:15
ready player one type of avatar like
150:18
right like their person but like yeah
150:21
next like boost yeah yeah and then
150:24
and then have the correct measurements
150:26
and then have you guys
150:28
try it out yeah full full immersive uh
150:32
you know and it'll feel way more
150:34
immersive though i think i'd go right
150:35
now properly anime although i'm moving
150:38
one
150:39
huh the boobs just jiggling things yeah
150:42
why'd you give it boob physics
150:44
why
150:46
that's a better question yeah why not i
150:49
need it to be like
150:51
what would it even be if i had like if
150:52
it was me but boosted it'd be like
150:55
just massively jacked but also
150:59
like you know you know like a really
151:01
pretty girl with massively yeah like
151:04
absolutely like a 10 out of 10 stunning
151:06
face right yeah but jacked everywhere
151:09
else
151:09
well okay have you have you seen that
151:11
meme where it's like a [ __ ] like it's
151:14
a bear or something it's this tiny
151:15
little teddy bear head yeah and then
151:16
just a human dude that was just chatting
151:19
let me tell you that let's let let's say
151:21
that
151:22
is that is that the is that your you can
151:24
never change it but it's funny but you
151:27
can you can never change let's say
151:28
someone is gonna give you let's say it's
151:30
gonna cost you five million dollars
151:33
for and for that but you just see that
151:36
like someone's gonna pay for you five
151:39
million dollars okay to make you the
151:41
it's actually this it's this you can
151:44
only choose one damn you can only choose
151:47
but you get five like five thousand
151:49
well
151:50
you're the creator of this yeah skins
151:53
you can get different skins
151:54
right but you can if you have to choose
151:56
like the base character model yeah the
151:59
face
152:01
i don't know someone's gonna give you
152:02
five million dollars to choose
152:05
the one thing
152:06
and people and you can't ever change it
152:09
i do this i do i try and go for the same
152:12
sort of thing as i do now like some have
152:14
you ever seen those anime characters
152:16
where like like anime guy but if you
152:18
added a wig to them they'd essentially
152:19
be a woman yeah i do something like that
152:22
where it's like you couldn't quite tell
152:23
it's like always a weird in-between ah i
152:26
like that that would be kind of good
152:27
because then i could still do this [ __ ]
152:29
so like an upgraded version exactly you
152:32
know
152:33
i like that still have like like
152:36
essentially skinny but still
152:38
yeah you know yeah you know i used to
152:41
yeah like cloud from 57 remake from when
152:44
he turned into a girl i don't know this
152:46
and he was beautiful i don't know this
152:49
you don't know final fantasy viii
152:53
gender bender anime person no i don't
152:55
know i've never seen any of the final
152:57
fantasy anything
152:58
i've never even seen it oh boy it's a
153:01
it's like is that one with a big sword
153:03
yeah he's a big sword guy what was that
153:06
it was nothing it was not the look at
153:08
mikko
153:10
that's what happened to mika i can
153:12
guarantee you what happened was not me
153:14
dropping the 10 000 tracker it was not
153:16
that though it was it wasn't
153:26
where did it come off wow i didn't do
153:28
that here i don't know
153:30
oh it's because it doesn't have like a
153:31
back to it oh
153:41
it was like that scene from harry potter
153:44
i don't like that one bit one at all
153:46
yeah
153:48
okay
153:52
imagine the
153:53
imagine the pain
153:57
so i'm gonna put you in your clavicle
153:59
different level
154:00
for a second okay
154:03
i'm i'm fully in the i'm i'm fully in
154:06
the camera this should be a video game
154:07
like as in like i want stuff to do while
154:10
i'm doing this yeah i need someone to
154:13
fight like a like a really insanely
154:15
upgraded wii boxing ah
154:17
that'd be so cool
154:22
would you like to box your chat members
154:24
does it actually work i mean we can make
154:26
it happen
154:27
yes
154:34
[Music]
154:42
you can say i'm more whoa
154:44
okay
154:47
i'm
154:47
more uh you know okay we got some weird
154:53
beautiful cloudy dress rose needs to see
154:55
loud
154:59
what does that mean oh the person you're
155:01
on about final fantasy oh
155:03
yeah yeah yeah so
155:05
it's like cloud is like a it's a
155:07
homogenous
155:08
okay here i'll show you
155:10
he looks a drought in this does he have
155:12
one of those hairstyles where it's like
155:14
[ __ ] the hair's like there it's spiky
155:17
it's yeah i knew it yeah that's every
155:19
anime yeah it's literally every anime
155:22
character
155:23
yeah anime characters come in one of two
155:26
forms where the hair is spiky like that
155:28
or spiky like that and there's no in
155:30
between
155:31
absolutely see australia
155:36
your arms are all [ __ ] up because
155:38
you're trying to god ah
155:40
your tracker got like fell off yeah so
155:43
i'm gonna hold up
155:45
um
155:52
what happens if i did that
155:55
i want to see what amico looks like
155:58
here cloud remake hassani exposes code
156:00
miko fantasies on the code miko channel
156:03
did you guys know code miko has a
156:04
channel that you should check out
156:06
look at this so this is i knew it that
156:08
was the spike this is the weed oh my god
156:10
he's done both the spiky hairs oh my god
156:12
yeah see this is the we
156:15
like it's the it's the cross between man
156:17
and woman yeah i could i could see that
156:20
being a thing i could do that yeah
156:22
that's solid
156:23
he doesn't have eyebrows though he does
156:26
have eyebrows i mean not really as big
156:27
it's just blond eyes
156:30
brown and not that hairstyle
156:47
that one may be less so but the first
156:49
one you like this one yeah like that
156:51
that's that's a woman though
156:53
it is
156:56
i mean yeah yeah yeah i could see it i
156:59
could yeah well i mean we did see it
157:01
maybe it's because i've seen them in a
157:03
dress now that i i go that's a warm and
157:05
up
157:06
i can i don't know why
157:08
i'll oh yeah see yeah so yeah that that
157:12
could that could be good that could be
157:13
my five million dollar
157:16
thing
157:18
that's your alter ego do i get the sword
157:20
holy [ __ ] you get the sword [ __ ] yeah
157:23
you get it
157:24
all right guys we're gonna chat with you
157:27
for a little bit how are you doing what
157:29
do you think of the experiment of taking
157:32
finn into a konica
157:36
i liked it it was fun
157:37
i enjoyed being code miko for a little
157:39
bit yeah look at your mail spreading
157:42
okay
157:43
the milk cap needs your man spreading
157:45
like crazy here watch look you guys want
157:47
to see there is a reason for that you
157:49
know
157:51
hold on
157:52
yeah it's something that's oh god oh my
157:55
god
157:56
oh jesus
157:58
oh jesus
158:00
reset
158:02
hey look at that look at it look at this
158:03
what i mean that's how i sit though
158:06
just
158:08
exposing your man spreading
158:11
it wouldn't even let me close i mean
158:12
that's
158:17
a little bit
158:19
um
158:20
so guys let's see how far i could find
158:22
spread i don't know i think finn is so
158:24
scared from ra where are you
158:26
what do you think about the makeup the
158:28
makeup yeah yeah no i i don't i trust
158:31
you a bit less now why why
158:33
why why it was beautiful
158:36
it was the best he says it was the best
158:38
makeup he's ever had yep
158:42
he agrees a true artist
158:45
yeah you agree how much do you charge
158:47
for the hour
158:49
for your makeup artistry 200
158:52
an hour
158:54
good thing it only took about a minute
158:58
two hundred dollars an hour
159:00
or about you finn
159:02
i think i should have been paid for that
159:06
that's good
159:08
so what did you learn about being a
159:11
mocap anime [ __ ]
159:14
technician is me i did i
159:17
it was fun i especially like the sword i
159:19
like the firearms uh the constant
159:23
reminder of me man spreading is also
159:24
quite good right yeah i like that one
159:27
too right right um
159:29
yeah i enjoyed it i would i again i just
159:32
want to fight something i don't know if
159:34
that's yeah i oh that's a lot of runtime
159:36
how do you want to fight it oh i don't
159:38
know can you actually i mean like
159:42
you need to get some like ai to like
159:45
you want to get punched i want to punch
159:47
something i want to have like full you
159:49
know yeah if i whack something they
159:50
immediately ragdoll physics you know
159:52
yeah but you hit can you make it so like
159:55
if my fist is moving fast enough when it
159:58
touched them something like a
159:59
calculation that they yeah they just did
160:02
yeah that'd be a good game that'd be a
160:04
good gamer welcome thank you so much for
160:06
the pride i appreciate it
160:09
yeah
160:10
uh hey arthur rose thank you so much for
160:12
the prank as well i appreciate it
160:14
straight from jeff bezos's pocket into
160:16
yours wait is today sunday
160:19
it's already sunday maybe i don't know
160:22
how was it already sunday keep track of
160:24
the days what the hell come on when
160:26
since when
160:28
since when
160:30
what up what happens on sunday
160:32
or you just don't like the fact that
160:34
it's sunday
160:35
i mean because i take three days off out
160:37
of the week okay so monday to wednesday
160:40
i'm gone sam jupiter thank you so much
160:42
for staying on so that literally means
160:44
that i have to be gone
160:46
uh for monday to wednesday
160:50
you have to be yeah because i i i have
160:52
meetings monday tuesday and wednesday
160:54
business woman
160:56
business
160:57
business business very professional very
160:59
much business
161:01
it's because you forgot a stream
161:02
yesterday have you ever not wanted to go
161:04
into a meeting and like livestream thank
161:06
you so much for the crime huh have you
161:08
never wanted to go into a meet like give
161:09
me give me like a suit and just go into
161:12
a meeting with that
161:13
yes that would be quite good i want to
161:15
stream it too a meeting yeah i want to
161:19
actually i want to grab like all
161:22
you know
161:23
i've always imagined doing a zoom call
161:26
stop one more thing you saw your five
161:27
seconds hey thanks though i really want
161:29
to do like a a zoom call thing where
161:32
miko literally crashes a zoom call
161:34
meeting
161:36
like too mad still a style thing like
161:38
what do you know too much
161:40
oh my god
161:41
like i want to get like lawyers
161:44
real lawyers really like seriously like
161:47
remember that zoom call where like the
161:49
lawyer had a filter of a cat
161:51
yeah yeah i want like someone like that
161:54
but instead of the cats called mika
161:56
crash you're professional your crush
161:58
your professional career yeah yeah
162:00
um steven marley so much for gifting
162:02
matt a subscription
162:04
nice nap
162:06
he's a i have a pretty popular clip with
162:09
him oh it got like what was it net like
162:13
when did it hit 100 million views i
162:15
think it might have done like online
162:17
we did we did a clip so um
162:22
do you what do you do on your streams i
162:24
talk i chat i just chatting
162:27
do you do minecraft not on streams not
162:30
too much i want to though i think i want
162:32
to get into it a little bit but
162:34
depending on i want to do it with people
162:36
because it feels weird to just start a
162:37
survivor world and there's no one to see
162:39
it besides me uh-huh so i want other
162:41
people to be impressed with how good i
162:42
am at minecraft
162:44
that makes sense too sorry thank you so
162:46
much for the prime
162:48
we torment him makeup
162:50
that is true yeah they do i've
162:53
i set every now and then i'll set like a
162:55
goal up for me to do something yeah
162:58
torment torment pure torment
163:00
like what
163:01
oh [ __ ] what's the what they've had oh i
163:04
wanted to answer that's question in chat
163:05
please we're all dying to know the
163:07
answer hello what was this question but
163:09
they've had me like the the hairy
163:11
extensions the eyelash extensions those
163:12
are all goals that we've done that is
163:14
the torment that sort of level what do
163:16
we not say i don't watch big boobas
163:20
yes also yeah they've that's i want to
163:22
get update can i go on twitter yes yes
163:25
go go go okay can we confirm that i'm
163:27
finished short it feels relatively tall
163:30
exactly relatively tall
163:32
feels pretty relatively tall it's pretty
163:35
relatively tall
163:39
uh
163:40
later yeah
163:44
look at this
163:46
i'll find booba
163:51
look at that look at those look at those
163:54
wait how did you make it blend like that
163:57
that that's that that's my secret
164:00
really look at that
164:03
this is finn's
164:05
this is finn's boobs how do you know how
164:07
did you do that though no i'm this
164:09
serious how do you do that have you ever
164:10
seen like properly strapless bras like
164:12
fully strapless bras yeah not like just
164:15
this strap like at all straps so they're
164:17
like sticky
164:19
yeah so if you wear those and then you
164:22
put them together when you clasp them
164:24
together it kind of does that with your
164:25
chest
164:26
if i were shirtless right now you know
164:28
what i mean but it kind of pushes them
164:29
together okay
164:31
so you see how that's created that
164:33
little yeah more
164:35
mounded yeah effect yeah and then that's
164:38
it really and then i just wear a shirt
164:40
that kind of
164:41
shows them
164:42
maybe maybe occasionally a little bit of
164:44
makeup does work for it but wait are you
164:46
saying that
164:49
like you're gonna have like no titties
164:51
look at them titties bro wait how but it
164:54
looks like you look that mess on the
164:55
floor looks like it's more
164:57
like ah well here's the thing i then put
165:00
on a bra okay and then also put on those
165:04
so it fills it out a bit but you can't
165:05
ever see that all you see is the middle
165:07
bit
165:12
a technical genius
165:15
what
165:16
that is a trick
165:18
that is a crazy booba trick i invented
165:21
it patented finster technology wait does
165:23
that mean that
165:26
i turn this off by the way i guess you
165:28
can use again wait does that mean that i
165:30
could
165:32
just make gigantic clevage oh yeah and
165:35
just relatively easily
165:38
wow
165:39
because it's it's i mean
165:41
bear in mind it's not the most
165:42
comfortable thing okay because you are
165:44
you do have two sticky pads on your
165:46
chest but it's no more uncomfortable
165:47
than just wearing a strapless brush so
165:49
you put two sticky patties on your chest
165:52
sticky patties yeah and then you just
165:53
like
165:55
you glue them together no that there's
165:58
like a it's essentially the way they
165:59
work is there's a little clasp yeah and
166:01
you just knock the clasp together so
166:03
like it's just a little plastic clasp
166:05
you stick them and then you clasp them
166:07
and then they do that
166:09
yeah i mean there's no real way to show
166:12
you what i mean but
166:13
like
166:14
stop doing that you know so wait why did
166:17
why why
166:19
why do you like to
166:22
so why do you like cinnamon yeah i get
166:25
it i don't i understand so why do you
166:28
like to be a school girl
166:31
well i've i've done just about
166:32
everything okay i've i've worn just
166:34
about i hear i was as a tennis
166:37
hold on here i am playing ten in a
166:39
tennis sort of oh wow let's see okay
166:42
look at that yeah i've edited
166:44
oh my god uh i've done what else have i
166:47
done i've just been nice summer outfit
166:49
i've been wolverine i've been that's a
166:52
good one
166:55
what about oh no i've been a maid wow
166:59
pretty good looking baby okay does this
167:01
make you feel
167:02
empowered and hot like that strong sexy
167:06
lady sometimes however
167:09
i mean in all fairness when you when you
167:11
get a lot of compliments solid boost
167:13
boost the ego to
167:15
giant levels
167:16
but you know
167:18
it's so much [ __ ] work to do that
167:19
though yeah it's like
167:21
what hour it's like a solid hour of like
167:24
getting ready for that and if and that's
167:26
with all like the eyelash extensions
167:28
hair extensions all that but yeah you do
167:30
get some confidence out of it you know
167:33
it's sarah show velma is it the film
167:36
yeah
167:37
did i do a picture of velma i don't know
167:39
if i ever uploaded a picture
167:41
i did a stream with it but i don't think
167:42
i ever took a picture
167:44
all these are
167:46
okay look at the
167:48
damn i need to go on to youtube am i
167:50
good
167:51
yeah yeah yeah yeah
167:57
in theory
167:58
i should have been
168:00
oh no i haven't uploaded it yet [ __ ]
168:02
what did i do i ever have a do i have a
168:05
picture of that somewhere chat
168:07
because i don't know if i do
168:08
i wedding
168:11
do i have a picture wow
168:13
i don't know if i ever did a picture how
168:14
long did that take
168:16
i dude that's a full like a proper
168:18
wedding dress
168:20
how how long did
168:22
okay and is that the same trick you're
168:24
using there yeah that you can really see
168:26
what i'm doing there though right
168:28
no i can't but like you you see how it
168:30
kind of works it just looks like booba i
168:33
know that's why it's so cool
168:37
check this out
168:38
oh i need to go back so far on there i
168:41
have a velcro up on your channel i mean
168:44
possibly i don't know let me just
168:46
temporarily i'm going to do a google
168:48
search real quick okay
168:49
uh
168:51
i'll search me and just see if any if
168:52
there's a picture on
168:54
google images i've got a i know i've got
168:56
a video actually like oh okay i found it
168:58
so that's not too bad
169:00
but like oh wait hold on i think
169:02
someone's got a clip of it
169:04
yeah
169:06
i won't give them the free ad you're
169:08
sick
169:12
okay
169:13
like an intro all right look at that
169:19
there you go very hot yeah a wrong type
169:22
of glasses though annoyingly and then i
169:24
figured out the type of glasses later on
169:26
but
169:28
solid
169:29
wow
169:34
is this a type of drag
169:36
i don't know
169:37
i just it's like it's like drag but less
169:40
effort
169:41
yeah it's like dragged by actually
169:42
looking like a girl
169:44
yeah it's less so i wouldn't i don't
169:46
know what i call it i think it's just
169:47
cross-dressing aren't i
169:49
that's kind of high level
169:50
very very i'm a high functioning cross
169:53
dress
169:55
holy [ __ ] have you tried doing like
169:59
do you have a celebrity can you turn it
170:01
into a liberty i can't turn into people
170:03
it's not it's not a
170:05
it's it's not it's not why not like can
170:07
you dress up and suddenly look like
170:09
scarlett johansson something i mean
170:11
there's certain things that like like
170:13
makeup that's known from people like
170:15
taylor swift essentially just does red
170:17
lipstick and eyeliner yeah can you
170:19
transform yourself into like
170:22
in theory technoblade oh i did i i mean
170:25
i do do like cosplays of like my friends
170:27
and [ __ ] like i've done one of a
170:29
minecraft character technoblade
170:31
um
170:32
i'm sure
170:34
if i scroll down on this because the
170:37
tech
170:38
oh [ __ ]
170:41
techno blade cosplay yeah where is it i
170:43
don't know if there's a like there you
170:44
go so
170:46
let's see so like that's his skin right
170:48
there yeah right that's his skin and
170:50
then there's uh and then there's me
170:53
that was wow yeah
170:55
that's how i did that sort of thing
170:57
it's in this style i cosplayed my one i
170:59
cosplayed any of them you believe finn
171:01
is transferred in denial what are your
171:03
thoughts technician
171:05
but he doesn't identify as a woman no i
171:08
exude masculine energy i think at every
171:09
moment
171:11
he just likes cross dressing indeed
171:16
i get uh look at me and dream dude i
171:18
think great
171:20
because you just
171:22
you're sorry sorry i'm jumping it's like
171:24
it's like it's like looking if you want
171:27
to look
171:28
cute
171:29
indeed yeah indeed
171:34
like for example if i drew a crocodile's
171:36
dress and look like a hot ass dude yeah
171:39
i do it all the time
171:41
yeah i probably do it all the time mika
171:43
with a beard is essentially just a sun
171:47
the same
171:49
like i would do it i would in hell enjoy
171:51
it
171:53
i would i would
171:55
enjoy it did you bring your butterfly
171:56
knives no so can you take how to do it i
171:59
didn't oh what is your butterfly knife
172:01
what is that well i'll have well you
172:03
know what a butterfly knife is the best
172:05
fanboy how is it you i ask you questions
172:07
that like is common knowledge and you
172:09
have you respond to it like i don't know
172:10
if i've ever heard of that before i'm a
172:12
dumb dumb do you know what a kitchen
172:14
knife is a kitchen a knife
172:18
no it's like a it's that what it's that
172:20
one in movies but like
172:21
you know they cling it around it like
172:23
moves oh yes yes yes it says yeah that's
172:25
a balance song they call them i can i've
172:27
got like a fake version of those because
172:29
you're not allowed real ones where in
172:30
the uk or california okay because
172:33
california and the uk both have some
172:35
laws about weapons you know well we
172:37
could carry guns
172:38
yeah i mean california is a bit weird
172:41
where they've got like weird knifels if
172:43
you want to get every knife in the world
172:45
you move to texas i think
172:47
ah
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but
172:49
you can carry a sword in texas you can
172:52
yeah
172:52
but either way um
172:55
they you know in all fairness the uk is
172:57
probably better off for not letting me
172:58
have a bala song um but i can do like
173:01
cool tricks with the the one it's got
173:02
basically i have one but the blade is
173:04
not a blade it's just like a piece of
173:05
metal really very nice though very fun
173:08
to play with like a fidget spinner but
173:09
adult
173:10
my own boyfriend won't let me have
173:12
knives
173:14
i'm not allowed to hang out yeah to
173:15
accident bro i i've i've said ever since
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my last cooking stream i'm not allowed
173:20
to how about how'd the cooking stream go
173:22
i personally think it went well what'd
173:24
you make i made a fruit pizza
173:29
fruit pizza yeah chow's able to
173:32
um
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pick the pick the toppings and they
173:38
chose fruit
173:40
they chose all sorts of fruits they
173:42
didn't choose anything but fruit
173:45
juice
173:46
other things that was on the menu here's
173:49
the thing look at the damage you've done
173:50
with a makeup brush good reason you're
173:52
not allowed knives
173:57
i have a bunch of a bunch of ingredients
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right like lettuce onions
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uh-huh lettuce
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and pepperoni
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and then i had like
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mango
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apples it's the grapes i don't exactly
174:16
remember tangerines
174:18
lemons or something like that and then
174:21
every everyone and bananas and every
174:24
single everybody decided to put the
174:26
fruits
174:27
up top so that i had to put fruits as my
174:30
toppings lettuce
174:31
i was saying that like you know because
174:34
it's like logically like right logically
174:37
people would want to get olives and
174:39
pepperoni and onions so i thought that
174:41
it would be just fine
174:43
for me to put fruits as the topping
174:46
listing but i was terribly wrong lettuce
174:50
lettuce is pretty good on a pizza ah
174:53
tell me where you've had lettuce on a
174:54
pizza i was up a potato on a pizza miko
174:57
don't dodge this question tell me wait
174:59
tell me what establishment gave you
175:01
lettuce on a pizza taco pizza lettuce
175:03
what taco pizza has lettuce taco pea
175:06
taco pizza taco pizza you saying taco
175:09
taco pizza lettuce
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like pizza in the shape of a taco
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[Music]
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let us on the pizza or [ __ ] banana on
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the pizza i've seen banana on a pizza
175:23
before i've never seen lettuce on a
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pizza why would you put [ __ ]
175:28
banana banana banana why would you put
175:30
banana on a pizza i don't know but i
175:33
think lettuce is honestly more offensive
175:35
to me let us it tastes like nothing
175:38
no but under heat it'll just wilt and
175:40
like die
175:42
it's you don't cook lettuce i don't
175:44
think oh you know spinach maybe spinach
175:46
would work lettuce would not spinach
175:48
would work yes this is good lettuce dude
175:51
i like pizza now
175:53
me too no i want pizza i want a fruit
175:55
pizza tomatoes
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do not justify the fruit stuff that they
176:02
put on my pizza by saying tomatoes or
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fruit it is they they picked one good
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fruit
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they even let you put them out on it did
176:09
they put tangerines on my pizza there's
176:10
some lemon on my pizza okay tangerine's
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definitely worse anything that you could
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bite into in it and it would like kind
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of like yeah burst and dorito and ramen
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oh
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dorito it was dorito
176:22
imagine a pizza but it's a dorito base
176:24
okay that does sound good
176:26
but um this pizza was not it tasted like
176:29
vomit
176:30
because of all the flavors i ate it
176:33
i had to eat it yeah how much did you
176:35
eat like a bite okay because i couldn't
176:37
eat the no it was just foul [ __ ] foul
176:42
sushi pizza
176:43
so yeah that's what my chat decided to
176:45
do
176:46
your hair looks good it doesn't why is
176:48
your chat why did i do that to you i
176:50
feel like it's like an abuse victim why
176:52
does like what
176:53
yeah
176:54
yeah you poor poor person yeah chad
176:58
why you do that but
177:00
that completely doesn't make sense okay
177:01
wait how does this link into you not
177:03
being allowed knives that you've managed
177:06
this pizza turned into a knife accident
177:08
the pizza is fine the the one beforehand
177:11
well i was just doing this all the time
177:15
and um
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well you know i think awesome i think he
177:18
took precautions i think he took
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precautions pretty cautions yes
177:24
okay yes and wait who took precautions
177:28
of precautions and now i'm not allowed
177:29
to play with knives anymore
177:31
he uh
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yeah
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yeah that that's the story of why i'm
177:37
not allowed to carry knives anymore
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carrying
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yeah you can't take even a butterfly
177:43
knife out on the street from fact in
177:44
britain
177:48
in britain i heard no definitely not i
177:51
think a butter knife is probably the
177:53
funniest thing that you can't take
177:55
outside what about english police
177:57
officers can
177:59
can they carry pepper sprays or no uh
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yeah i think so pepper spray they can't
178:03
carry knife though
178:06
how do they protect themselves
178:08
they don't okay
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i don't
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it's more just like uh
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it's usually in britain it's mo you
178:16
don't understand crime is more like a
178:18
friendly disagreement really yeah police
178:21
officers are trained in um
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essentially they just you know they say
178:25
hey you know you don't want to do this
178:27
you know it's okay
178:29
i'll go play we can go play football
178:31
together
178:32
yeah wow you guys are really polite yeah
178:36
i mean they do give them just um
178:38
big metal sticks to beat people with
178:40
them oh just like you know like batons
178:43
they're called they do give them that
178:45
they don't give them pepper spray though
178:46
but also why would you want a knife
178:47
anyway like there's no functional use a
178:50
knife can do it's not gonna slow them
178:51
down it's just gonna like make them
178:52
bleed you can chop off their foot
178:55
with just a knife you need like a proper
178:57
sword swing for that
179:03
would you that would that be your
179:05
preferred
179:06
defensive carry a machete
179:09
you know hey
179:11
and you just go for the food you know i
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would say you think
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yeah
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i guess
179:18
you put your point there
179:20
why do so many people hate boris johnson
179:23
no one likes his hair really no not one
179:27
it's like a unanimous thing no one likes
179:29
his hand
179:30
that's the main reason why people in the
179:32
uk have an issue with him
179:35
a lot of politically motivated hair
179:37
arguments have been had about really
179:39
yeah no it's
179:40
you know he's you know it's mainly his
179:43
head i don't think there's another
179:44
reason everyone says he's dumb but they
179:46
never they don't they won't say why
179:49
he's you know
179:52
why why does everybody hate boris
179:54
johnson he talks a lot about hobnobs you
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know
179:58
you even had a hobnob i love hobnobs
180:00
they're great right great they really
180:01
are they're pretty much i don't know
180:03
i know why people have this thing of
180:05
like oh british cuisine fish and chips
180:07
that's pretty much like the the thing
180:09
that people think of it should be
180:10
hobnobs that is the best thing that we
180:12
have hobnos are the best i don't know
180:15
what they put in there it's just boats
180:17
and [ __ ] i don't know what it is
180:18
something they do to them makes them so
180:20
damn good so that tasty
180:22
this is the cholesterol
180:24
yeah it's calories
180:27
oh trump's dump cousin oh he's cousin of
180:29
trump
180:30
he looks a bit like it it's the same
180:32
sort of hair that makes a lot of sense
180:34
yeah
180:35
okay they're related
180:37
genetics okay
180:39
i get it does trump well we're not
180:42
talking about trump he's gone he's he's
180:43
gone he's not obliterated it's all john
180:46
biden now yeah two twitter he's not on
180:48
twitter anymore so he's he's irrelevant
180:50
now hello america trump is completely
180:53
completely irrelevant they both have
180:55
wigs i wouldn't doubt it
180:58
historically doris johnson is american
181:00
he is
181:04
boy is john's in america
181:06
he's not
181:08
he's not he's not what's the difference
181:10
between boris johnson the queen
181:14
i'm just serious one of them's a lot
181:16
prettier than the other
181:17
uh one of them has a lot better outfits
181:20
uh
181:22
that's pretty much it actually yeah
181:24
the queen doesn't do anything though the
181:26
queen is just more like a figurehead of
181:28
the uk
181:29
she contributes a good amount to the
181:31
economy is what the queen does what does
181:33
she do
181:34
uh she uses a bricklayer um in the spare
181:37
time builds a lot of stuff
181:41
she contributes quite a lot she built
181:42
the houses apartment back in the day was
181:45
she she's a few hundred years old now
181:47
but she builds houses yeah
181:49
she that's who do you think builds the
181:50
house of parliament
181:52
someone's got to do it
181:56
no
181:56
this just lives on taxpayer what is
181:58
another thing okay
182:00
is another thing where like the royal
182:01
family owns like a [ __ ] ton of land and
182:03
they just sell stuff through it okay
182:07
and then
182:08
i mean
182:09
it's true fact and then it's like they
182:10
they contribute more than they spend or
182:12
something so it's okay they're not too
182:15
bad she did like own us something like a
182:17
10 million horse or something like that
182:19
20 million horse
182:21
i don't know why she did that that was
182:23
kind of dumb
182:25
uh i don't know
182:26
i don't know
182:29
someone bro someone can fact check me on
182:30
there might be seven i don't know it's
182:32
in the millions of of a horse though how
182:34
could could a horse be it's not gonna be
182:36
as good as a car it's got one horsepower
182:39
my car has like
182:42
that's really good that's pretty good my
182:44
car is a lot more
182:46
she does
182:52
the queen
182:53
rents her last parliament for a paycheck
182:56
yeah it's a lot of money
182:58
i think it's like 120. i heard that the
183:00
swans are all owned by the queen yeah
183:03
you know how to kill swans they're
183:04
protected
183:05
which sucks because swans are absolute
183:07
dicks have you ever been near a swamp oh
183:09
yeah this one's at dicks man i don't
183:12
know how she just laid
183:13
off topic but where did you get that cap
183:15
and shirt from finn acne studios these
183:18
are the most expensive items i own
183:20
because niall had been shilling the
183:22
brand to me fun fact the queen is a
183:24
qualified mechanic and repaired land
183:25
rovers during world war ii
183:28
i don't
183:29
really
183:30
that's kind of funny
183:32
i have fish i didn't know that either i
183:34
don't know i could be being lied to
183:37
somebody during
183:43
yeah
183:45
wait [ __ ] i don't know yeah she should
183:47
have been yeah she would have been
183:49
is that true it's true she did what the
183:51
[ __ ] that's cool
183:52
the queen is a badass lady then why
183:54
don't why don't boris johnson just why
183:56
don't the queen just be boris thompson
184:00
that's a good idea you know that would
184:01
make you a royalist in the uk what's
184:03
that a royalist it's just it means that
184:06
the royal family should have more power
184:08
is that
184:09
oh
184:10
but then that's why america decided to
184:12
go
184:13
independent yeah so is boris johnson the
184:16
independent
184:18
from
184:19
is he
184:20
like the george washington
184:25
yes
184:26
yes yes
184:28
boris johnson is like george washington
184:31
you may want to get out the natives in
184:33
all fairness
184:36
is literally from new york is he really
184:39
is he i died [ __ ] i don't know
184:42
boris announces u.s citizen in 2016 when
184:44
irs really
184:47
i'm learning so much about boris johnson
184:50
i've learned that talking about boris
184:51
johnson to the gym a general person in
184:53
the uk is not great really it's like
184:56
asking an american like what do you
184:57
think about trump and then just letting
184:59
them talk to you really they get
185:01
compared a lot
185:02
wow
185:04
but
185:05
yeah usually
185:06
people either have people always have
185:08
strong opinions on them i don't care
185:10
enough i just decided i'm not going to
185:11
watch the news the hat's really cool
185:13
though why don't we just like give the
185:15
power to like an octopus
185:20
that's a good point
185:22
and then anyone's considered that yet
185:24
and then whenever they need to make a
185:25
decision they just give the octopus they
185:27
give them like a set of cards in
185:29
whichever one gets first yeah we do that
185:31
yeah how can we just do that yeah it's
185:33
in the
185:34
simpsons movie where they give him they
185:35
give the president different options and
185:37
one of them's putting the dome over the
185:39
town and he's just like that one choose
185:41
that one it's like that yeah he'd
185:43
probably do a good job
185:44
octopus and then and then if the octopus
185:47
chooses the wrong thing you could just
185:49
eat it
185:50
yeah
185:51
you can't eat boris johnson but you can
185:53
eat the octopus eat the rich so
185:57
hey travel ceo how are you doing seven
185:59
months
186:01
i ain't even the problem for seven
186:02
months in a row
186:05
who said we can't eat boris
186:08
based opinion
186:10
what you could eat for us
186:13
i don't think you guys want to eat boris
186:15
johnson you miss it i bet you if you did
186:18
a poll of the population and they and
186:20
you asked that
186:21
enough people that could
186:23
enough people would say that they would
186:25
to form a small army oh my gosh
186:28
how long has boris johnson the president
186:30
for
186:32
he's the president for
186:35
a little while until we vote him out
186:37
what yeah you mean like he's there
186:39
forever
186:40
yeah he's been yeah he's been the
186:41
president for what like a year now he's
186:43
done a pretty good oh he's only there
186:45
for a year
186:46
boris johnson makes like uh nigel farage
186:49
likeable oof nothing makes noise for
186:52
kibble how many times are you how many
186:55
years two years two years oh
186:58
um it's twenty twelve it's the next
187:00
general election
187:01
yeah
187:03
okay i see i see
187:04
and then they pick a new president after
187:06
that
187:08
wow then what's the point of the royal
187:10
family
187:12
there used to be one but i think they
187:14
just took away their power because you
187:15
know they kind of started making bad
187:17
decisions and remember what happened in
187:18
france that one time where they just let
187:20
the royals make all the decisions and
187:22
that didn't go so well
187:24
uh so they stopped doing that because
187:27
france kind of got it you know
187:30
it's a bit of a yikes moment if i do say
187:32
so myself finn you should become prime
187:35
minister
187:37
so that you can become a
187:39
prime minister
187:43
my goodness you know with another with
187:45
enough twitch prime subscriptions
187:47
miko becomes prime minister
187:50
huh you become the prime minister you
187:52
can ah
187:53
yeah true it was enough twitch primes i
187:56
will become your prime minister check if
187:59
you've got twitch prime
188:01
we need miko and power
188:03
we need migo and power
188:08
what do people say my name finish this
188:09
somehow like everyone sees an extra eye
188:11
in this name
188:13
like do you see how it's like an optical
188:14
illusion
188:15
so many people pronounce it finnistic
188:17
and it's just not sinister
188:22
[Music]
188:28
wow wow thank you stuff no more stuff
188:31
for mama
188:32
stop
188:33
um johnson should not be pm he's a liar
188:36
in the cheek facts i told you people
188:38
have strong opinions on bars
188:40
laura's john cena
188:42
whoa oh there's chance here a little
188:45
chance you can't thank you so much
188:48
[Music]
188:50
soon to become the prime minister
188:53
also prime minister
188:57
fun fact
188:59
fun fact finn has never been made i
189:02
haven't
189:03
wait are you vegan vegetarian
189:05
wait but we had pepperoni pizzas
189:07
yesterday i didn't eat the pizza i had
189:09
the different pizza
189:10
margarita
189:12
you've never had meat before no you know
189:14
oh check can i give you another thing
189:15
[ __ ] the people that know me right i
189:17
thought that that is like a very
189:19
interesting fact about me oh damn magics
189:22
hey dude
189:24
hey magics hey thank you 2501 stuff my
189:27
community uh
189:29
my community is um
189:33
uh my community is awesome they are
189:37
but they
189:39
uh
189:41
but they
189:43
i i def
189:44
i definitely get
189:47
more love from other communities than my
189:50
own
189:51
yeah these are these are my boys yeah my
189:53
boys yeah
189:54
my last one boys we got a community is
189:56
great but
189:58
i definitely get more love from other
190:01
communities there's my boys hey i'm moya
190:03
it's my boy she likes feet i am who i am
190:05
thank you so much for watching likes
190:08
feet that's what i want i mean if that's
190:10
true
190:11
it is
190:12
john keynes is that yours too oh yeah
190:15
that's my mud wow
190:18
yeah that's really cool we all did
190:21
utopia of chaos that's not mine that's
190:23
nice
190:27
[Music]
190:35
thank you so much helens
190:38
look look i thought i think
190:41
logan logan
190:43
is that your voice too my [ __ ]
190:46
i mean boy support boys is there
190:49
someone from my community
190:52
anybody from my community
190:54
wanna all cancel it give her a gig gift
190:58
give some gift stuff to show that okay
191:02
like
191:03
why not negative that's not mine that's
191:05
not oh
191:14
[Music]
191:18
my boy let's go yeah
191:22
my boys see those there we go my boys
191:24
are here the boys girls my boys and
191:27
girls
191:28
thank you you can have the girls i'll
191:30
have the boys
191:31
how many you have like 20 techno my boy
191:35
my boy is 10 dogs
191:37
[Music]
191:39
cheering like it's in like a football
191:41
match yeah is football as big a deal as
191:43
it makes it's made out to be yes really
191:45
it's the normies love the normies love
191:48
yeah
191:52
nation is that my boy nate nation i
191:54
never i have someone called nation
191:55
kevlar my boy i don't i don't know if
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that's your boy my boy
192:00
dbbs that's my boy
192:02
that's not mine
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[Music]
192:12
my boys let's go look
192:15
i i
192:16
i think that we are
192:18
they were even
192:20
mm-hmm
192:21
they weren't even i think you might have
192:22
more boys i may have i think you have
192:25
much more boys
192:27
but uh i have girls
192:31
my coils let's go
192:35
my goals like my ghouls my girls my
192:38
goons
192:39
uh oh hey my crow that's my boy
192:42
my crow's my boy
192:44
sankila
192:46
we did it is baseball a big as big a
192:49
very big deal yes but not as big as
192:51
football yeah the normans love football
192:53
so much they love football so much
192:56
john kayla thank you so much for giving
192:57
us your one rugby here but it's not
192:59
quite as big of a deal that's football
193:01
it's just regular football because we
193:03
have like you know sucker yeah for an
193:05
american yo what the [ __ ] dude whoa is
193:09
that is that my voice or your voice
193:11
that's your voice
193:19
that's john that's my boy okay what
193:21
about exhausted
193:22
sushi i haven't heard of that that's my
193:24
boy mischievous that's my boy okay what
193:27
about star wars i don't know wait stars
193:30
or maybe i recognize that maybe but i
193:33
don't know we can mutually find stars
193:36
my boy okay okay
193:38
is your boy oh yeah we're about
193:40
okay oh my god
193:43
okay
193:44
one of us true my my community signal
193:48
their love by
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chanting okay
193:52
alternate toe boots i think it's so much
193:54
fun
193:55
[Music]
193:57
they support by
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um
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they support by uh torturing mika on
194:02
stream they live yes yes
194:04
yes they they support
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your boobs over here
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[Music]
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feels really weird
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i feel perverted touching it
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it feels it doesn't feel like a nipple
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look i mean i don't know
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just do that i don't know it feels
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it feels a bit it feels weird yeah
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it feels dude it feels wrong
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you are standing on girlman's rules
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we need to talk i might i might be an
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old friend
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sanur is that your boy
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sunu
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what sunu i didn't see her name
194:44
i didn't see that might be my boy or
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girl possibly crj my boy all things
194:49
german is that one i don't know jeremy's
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a good name though
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i'm gonna i'm gonna clean them i'm gonna
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clean my boys
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i'm gonna claim that as my boy yes
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are you a girl let's go
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yeah
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i told you guys i have female viewers
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i got i got straight up i got do you
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know your percentages you can check that
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on youtube okay somewhere okay so i
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would i just thought you'd have a lot
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more
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whoa
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the [ __ ]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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that's my boy let's go
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this flip a boy or his foot better uh
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your girl a special and dirk's a boy i'm
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just a boy i split the bits of my
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spatula and there's my boy as well
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and there we go hey
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what do you think your percentage female
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is
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i would say it's bigger
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so um
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it used to be
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like two percent
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it used to be okay
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but i want to see your youtube stats
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according to
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uh some data
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newly procured that we were able to
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procure
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[Music]
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it was around i believe we might be at
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16 on twitch
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[Music]
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or do you just have to do polls it was
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uh
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i'm not going to say exactly how we got
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that information but it was
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it's been 10 months rose and you still
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think i'm your boy not your girl i'm sad
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i'm sorry
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is that your girl i just say your boy to
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everyone is that your girl yeah
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it was mischievous
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joy thank you so much i'm not watching
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the numbers
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i'm not
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i'm not fudging the numbers
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i am a 16
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female i'm a girl look at how many girls
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there are
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see
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okay that's a good few yeah for
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misgendering people true but listen your
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boy is not a
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gendered thing your boy is an everyone
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thing spazalin that's my boys wait who
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is roof cat you're a boy
197:11
roof cat no that's a that's a your boys
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my boys are alive
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okay let's find out i'm going on my
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analytics okay i remember it being 15
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but i i may be
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oh wow look at that on the dot 15. you
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have a really high percentage of girls i
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guess so i know my youtube percentage is
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like really low i think it's like two
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percent or something
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yeah it's really really really really
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really good
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it's very very long oh
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the omegle channel damn
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wow
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21.6 that's really good that is pretty
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bad i don't know where the girls are
197:47
like i don't know why like all the where
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are the girls like what are they doing
197:52
what are they watching not you me
197:54
they're watching me that's where they
197:55
went no but like fit girls the minecraft
197:58
channel is 8.6 that's grown but like
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girls are 50 of the world's population
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yeah where are they going are they just
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not girls don't really exist i don't
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think they're like what are they doing
198:08
there do they just have friends well but
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you also i mean think about like this
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you are a girl who do you watch
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girls
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really yeah but you're an anime
198:18
miko they watch nico like but the thing
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is is that like we don't exist
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like girls like watching other girls
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because um
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it's just like how guys like watching
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guys it's relatable you know i love my
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my favorite content creators jenna
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marbles you know um
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yeah so i'm just like where are all the
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women guys love watching other guys
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that's that's a thing especially you
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know
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yeah got i mean like it's relatability
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it's like you guys can do all your bro
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stuff you know and yeah jenna marbles is
198:47
great though i watch them i love jenna
198:48
marbles yeah
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general marbles is great yeah i think
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guys watch guys
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even that's why uh oh [ __ ] i don't know
198:57
there's not but then again it's more the
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thing of like it's guys watch
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i would like to say that guys would
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watch topics that not many girls do
199:05
but i can't think of one like there's
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girls in video games i don't know
199:08
i'm trying to think of like i don't
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watch many what do i watch let me see my
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youtube recommended
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i want to find out what my viewing
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habits are
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when do you think jenna marbles will
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come back
199:19
i hope soon she needs to save this
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platform
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i love i love jenna marbles
199:25
keychain thank you so much for the prime
199:30
i watch minecraft coding videos linus
199:33
tech tips
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cosmonaut variety hours so like marvel
199:36
breakdown [ __ ] uh
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moist critical
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uh
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and then
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some animation channels
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oh like uh jane animations i watched
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jaden yeah i've watched i did a thing is
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kind of great he just makes dangerous
199:51
[ __ ]
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uh
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what star watch mkbhd tech reviewer you
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know
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i could be open-minded to watching
200:05
different people that do similar things
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but
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[Music]
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i want i think my favorite i'm gonna
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encode
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yeah welcome to the 80
200:19
it's about 80 of my audience is uh manly
200:22
men and then the rest are
200:24
women girls just don't watch twitch that
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much
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i didn't you know what i don't watch
200:29
twitch so much
200:30
the only person i watched on twitch is
200:32
like if there was an event or i you i
200:34
watch like minks every now and then i'll
200:35
pop in and see what links is up to
200:36
because makes the streams are always
200:38
insane i also like to watch uh like i
200:41
think the only times i was really really
200:43
watching my stream was like when the
200:45
2016 elections were going on right
200:48
i guess yeah yeah is that the trump
200:50
2016 was trump
200:53
yeah actually 2016 or was it no no sorry
200:56
it's a 20 20 20 20. oh 20 20. you
200:59
mistook 2020 for 2016. yes sorry boomer
201:02
brain
201:03
and when like hassan was doing like all
201:05
the culture
201:07
yeah through hassan's stream it's really
201:10
cool i just don't watch
201:12
politics stuff i feel like you know you
201:14
only get more annoyed by things and i
201:16
don't think any nothing affects me so i
201:18
just was like someone told me like oh
201:19
john biden was president by the way joe
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biden john biden john biden yeah john
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who's john biden dead president
201:27
joe biden john biden john biden john
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biden
201:31
john biden makes more sense than joe
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biden yeah john john this is natalie
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johnson
201:40
jonathan r biden
201:42
is that really his name
201:44
well yeah joe's just a shortage of jump
201:46
ah that
201:48
makes a complete sense yeah
201:54
john obama makes the most sense joe mama
201:57
okay
201:59
john mama
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your mama
202:04
um who's the friend thanks d man oh [ __ ]
202:07
where's mario's
202:08
meow
202:10
in brian she wants she wants me to come
202:11
to brighton
202:12
they're all in brighton
202:14
uh marisa is in brighton uh
202:17
i mean they're they are in brighton yeah
202:19
it's moons and brighton minx is in
202:21
brighton but apparently
202:23
they've already drank a lot oh my god
202:26
so i'm gonna end up taking like a 1am
202:29
uber to brighton jesus just to
202:31
[ __ ] around for a while i guess oh my
202:33
god that's insane
202:35
they were gonna meet pewdiepie and i
202:36
don't think they have
202:38
i don't think they have met pewdiepie
202:40
are they is he there
202:41
he said brian but he's not you've
202:43
already been asked to be guest on fps
202:45
kyle's podcast thingy yeah what there's
202:48
a podcast that i like called pka
202:51
but it's it's like a it you know what
202:53
okay
202:54
fps russia you don't know him but i know
202:56
you you do you do know fps russia
202:59
because it's just one of those things
203:01
that you've seen if you've been on
203:02
youtube for any amount of time
203:05
uh
203:07
there's like a really
203:11
this dude have you seen this dude before
203:14
this man he like shoots he used to shoot
203:17
[ __ ] they get like 20 million views why
203:20
it's fun this was like back in the day
203:22
like 10 years ago five years ago wow
203:25
i'm trying to find the clip of like the
203:26
shrapnel yeah look okay can i show this
203:28
yeah okay this is the guy man
203:32
yeah
203:33
this is the man
203:35
okay so one last thing i figured we
203:37
couldn't make a video with such a
203:38
high-powered rifle
203:40
blowing up a truck so
203:42
it's a nice big explosion
203:45
what kind of action is that
203:50
what the [ __ ]
203:54
what
203:55
is that real yeah
204:10
why would you ask me what accent is that
204:11
on a channel called fps russia ah
204:15
good point there
204:18
jeez
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yeah
204:24
would that have to know them if they
204:25
actually hit him
204:27
really
204:28
really he explained it basically that's
204:30
a door a full truck door
204:33
that is a door from a truck oh my god
204:36
less than a meter away from him oh my
204:38
god and apparently he put explosive just
204:40
on the right like at a hinge of a draw
204:42
oh yeah by the way it's not his relaxing
204:44
oh really yeah no he's an american
204:47
no no that's a gun it's not like gun
204:49
there he put explosives in there
204:51
yeah he just put them in the wrong spot
204:54
oh my god yeah
204:56
so i think vanessa mancrush and fps
204:58
roger i mean in all fairness this was
204:59
i'm surprised you haven't seen this this
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is just like
205:02
you know the
205:04
you know this is just the guy this was
205:06
someone that you knew on youtube wow
205:10
maybe we can hit him up
205:11
well that's the thing i re he started
205:13
streaming on twitch he's only streaming
205:15
twice now and i streamed i saw the first
205:17
one because he was talking he's jacked
205:19
now he's absolutely massive now he's
205:21
like he's already jacked here he's not
205:23
jet no dude he's like twice the size of
205:26
this guy now he's he's crazy he's just
205:28
built so um
205:30
i mean i could google it but yeah it's
205:32
okay
205:34
psl gbtq plus friendly be careful finn
205:39
i
205:40
wouldn't no he just shoots guns
205:44
i don't know nobody knows i don't know
205:47
he has a podcast i get i guess would be
205:49
like technically on the like more like
205:52
pg side of things but definitely not
205:54
like bad he was really like he's very pc
205:57
yeah he's like quite a respectful dude
205:59
like i rated him on twitch and i sent
206:01
like 2 000 viewers over there when he
206:03
had like one thousand just i was ending
206:04
the stream and he kind of was like he
206:06
was everyone in my chat was telling him
206:08
who i was
206:09
and then obviously like uh he was he was
206:11
just very like i don't know if i'm
206:13
allowed to call this person what you're
206:14
calling him later on his chat was like
206:16
he's a cross-dresser he's a female and
206:18
he's like this lovely individual has
206:20
made him so it's very nice and then we
206:23
we talked and we played video games he's
206:25
a great guy um really fun
206:27
yeah yeah but then so i would say so
206:30
from my experience respectful dude very
206:32
nice um but he invited me to come on to
206:34
his podcast with a guy called woody's
206:36
gamertag who used to run minecraft
206:38
servers and play call of duty so that's
206:39
literally what i do now on minecraft
206:41
surface that's awesome
206:44
and now you've seen fps russia you can
206:46
now say that you're cultured finn has a
206:47
crush on f against russia and therefore
206:50
yes russia has a russian finn after
206:51
googling him
206:53
probably
206:54
yeah
206:55
yeah
206:57
all right so today we're going to
206:59
actually wrap up the stream
207:01
because finn's got to go to brighton i'm
207:03
going to go save marisa from minx yes
207:06
yeah so
207:08
everybody
207:10
everybody i know one of the one nn's
207:12
boys but one of f1 nt girls i know i'm
207:16
sorry
207:17
but
207:18
i enjoyed my stay well thank you i
207:20
enjoyed you he is supportive of this
207:22
type of community he talked about the
207:24
fries and ice cream incident on his
207:26
podcast
207:28
ej park official is that the real aj
207:32
it's not
207:33
i don't know
207:35
it's not
207:37
you don't know about the fries and
207:38
dipped it i actually don't know anymore
207:40
because the what you mean
207:44
is it is it the official e2 you can
207:47
click on it
207:50
you may have to you may need to verify
207:52
this information eject and then verify
207:54
his information
207:59
oh it is
208:03
i don't know who richard is it is oh hi
208:06
ej i don't know who we chose hello hello
208:09
man
208:11
ulta finna has very nice hair fins great
208:13
i'm constantly beautiful i have not
208:15
straightened it why should jen's the
208:17
most beautiful
208:18
man
208:20
woman
208:21
yeah he did exactly that
208:24
this is really fun i really enjoyed this
208:26
this is great thank you for coming
208:28
thank you for making me mikko please uh
208:30
be safe don't let
208:33
links
208:35
don't let banks dominate you too hard
208:39
still with other she'll pay for drinks
208:41
and then she'll minx had a moment at a
208:43
bar with wilbur where they look they
208:45
paid for a drink before i could get to
208:47
it they come for like the whole round of
208:48
everything yeah and they went like while
208:50
they were paying for i was like no let
208:51
me get this one and they would know the
208:53
doms are paying this
208:55
nice to meet you guys i saw code miko
208:58
bites on youtube shorts today and
209:00
decided to check twitch cheers and good
209:02
night thanks old sounds jeremy
209:06
all right
209:07
we're going to close out the stream bye
209:09
everybody love you
209:12
it's been good to see you goodbye
209:20
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