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so
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so
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foreign
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foreign
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why are you guys so insanely hyped up
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for kevin mclloyd
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[Music]
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i get back i'm just you guys are just
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freaking the [ __ ] out
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is it a banger
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[Music]
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let's [ __ ] go
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smiley face glad to sub into my most
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favorite streamer oh gesture
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hold on let me quickly go grab a thing
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of water
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[Music]
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um
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so
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[Music]
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[Music]
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my groceries have arrived
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what in the [ __ ]
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hold on i have to get
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sorry for this slight delay i had to
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grab my groceries
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that were delivered to me because i'm
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rich
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because i can do that
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hell yeah
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i only ordered a salad but still
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okay
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i'm gonna let me
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[Music]
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so
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[Music]
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okay i'm here again i'm so sorry to do
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this to you
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hello
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dude [ __ ] deliveroo and they're like
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and their deals that just sucker me in
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without fail
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hey rose do you think we could pretty
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please set up a sub goal now
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please and thank you we hit one like two
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days ago three days ago we hit one
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already why do you want another one
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that's unfair
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that's not necessary
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i don't need another one i don't want
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another one
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why do you want another one
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yay
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[Music]
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hello thongster how has your day been
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uh
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tight
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i look like absolute garbage let me turn
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my camera and hopefully when i turn this
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one on it won't goof me again
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nearly f1 n no homo
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i look like a gremlin holder do you want
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to see me being a gremlin are you oh do
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you want me to brush my hair at least
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before i get on camera finally getting
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estrogen hint me
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oh well done
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how'd you find it what uh black market
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dealer did you get my guy only does
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heroin so that's usually what i take
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um
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yeah you want to see
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you want to see this [ __ ] look at that
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gremlin
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15 months
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we've reached a new low of hair
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in my opinion
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hi there boys um i'm looking pretty uh
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hot and sexy today
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uh what about you
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this is awful here's what i did i was
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like oh i'll stream probably and then i
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forgot about it and then i took a shower
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and then i got out the shower
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and was still forgot about it
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and then when i don't need to brush my
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hair i'll do it tomorrow
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and now it's this
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dreadlocks my guy
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this is what i think of in my head where
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people go like oh no your hair looks
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better when it's not straightened
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[Music]
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oh god no
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good what
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just some goo dude it's so bad that's
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after hair sex that's after sex after
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hairset what that's hair after sex jesus
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that
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nine months uh
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well
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i'm sorry
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your mother's fairly rough
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i apologize
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for not looking my best
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so how are you
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spot [ __ ] you no it is not don't lie to
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me
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don't lie to me that ain't no bald spot
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that's where my hair's been uh bunched
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up for the extensions
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how dare you insinuate that i'm going
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bold
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after sex hair is marieza here
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no
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your mom just left
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that's what it was
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god no one gets my jokes
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are you doing no
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that's wrong inc hair plugs
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no [ __ ] hair hair extensions god damn
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it hair beads
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okay
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let me wait [ __ ] i really want to
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compare what the hair looks like slime
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gang
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[ __ ] yeah i wanna i really wanna compare
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what the hair's gonna look like when
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it's actually now you've got a
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screenshot of what it looks like before
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because i guarantee you took a
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screenshot
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i wanna know what it's like when i've
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actually just brushed it a bit
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when i've made it at least attempt to
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look nice
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oldie over here
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damn i'm really losing the amount of
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hair i had uh really got way less hair
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than normal
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and would you look at this
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would you look at me being all
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presentable and [ __ ] god
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damn
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look at that
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hair looking good [ __ ] bigger than ever
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all goes up in the world including baby
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let's go
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just do what i want it to
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looking real submissive and breathable
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my guy
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no
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bad not submissive not breathable now
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that we have over a whole week with
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dominant days could you actually stream
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consistently like you said you would you
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mentioned enjoying the days when you
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would stream for many days in a row as
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many as seven and the streams have been
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so sparse
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dominant and
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you four months pog
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someone
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dominant and infertile
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i like that one well done thank you i'm
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stealing that that's very good
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dominant and infertile
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[Music]
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when the homies be looking mighty
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dominant and in this carriage of justice
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we have no gremlin emote
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huh
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where's my eyelashes not doing what i
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want them to do
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this is fully on just a gremlin i
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will let me just let me just speak to
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you you know thank you
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thank you thank you let me just um speak
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to you
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nicely have you seen the bad kitten meme
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on reddit
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what
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this is gonna be a chill stream because
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i'm dying uh
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dude
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i've been so i've been waking up early
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uh and i've been here's what i've been
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doing the last four days
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um five days five days
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i found a thing to do
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and i'm gonna tell you scatter in fear
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dicks is here oh
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everyone needs an intro are you okay yes
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i don't i'm not in a i'm not in i'm
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doing well
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actually i only have good news i just
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look awful
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it's weird
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i've been working so much on stuff
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that's like you know
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useful to me that i have i just look
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like [ __ ] at all times because of it
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cynical and closing parenthesis all good
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news all good news i even found a cool
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bb gun that i might get hmm
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so
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here's here's what's happening
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here's what i've been doing i've been on
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a bit of a health kick kind of although
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you wouldn't know it um
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by the way i'd look all the time please
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do not touch water rose you might become
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aggressive when you do so
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is this one of those don't feed the
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gremlins at night
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memes
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i dude okay
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[Music]
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let me copy paste your name so i can
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give it to the mods so they can
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appropriately punish you
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um so here's the thing discord
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notification i haven't done it the past
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few i'm kind of just testing to see if
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the discord mods can catch up with me
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yep
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all right let's uh i'll put i'll put it
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in this time
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so
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didn't forget
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idiot
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okay
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except i didn't forget everyone's gonna
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vouch for me right that i didn't forget
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okay good
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so
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i've been on a bit of a health kick
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i have been on a bit not necessarily a
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diet more just a strategy
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where the [ __ ] is my salad [ __ ]
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that
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what those are tomatoes
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where the [ __ ]
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they gave me broccoli i want it oh i'm
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gonna [ __ ]
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someone will some i'm putting someone in
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the ground for this i'm gonna put some
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dirt in your eye so okay here's what
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i've been doing building
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stuff
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i am not am i hold on let me take a
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screenshot
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i want to know
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what they do
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yep
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[ __ ] you
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no
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it can't be
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it can't be
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it can't be
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oh damn
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i it
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why is my camera over there
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it
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it there's
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it it not though that that's not a
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that's not bold
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that's just months
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that's just how it is that's how it
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starts
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shut the up dude no my eyes it's
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blinding light the pure reflectiveness
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of this area
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what i don't know how to use paint why
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didn't i just use photoshop i've got it
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i've deleted it i've got a thing open
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why didn't i not just put it there
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how on earth is that considered
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bold
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incorrect
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no bald spot don't listen to them
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exactly
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i don't
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see don't see a thing
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i don't see a thing
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oh it looks so much worse after the fact
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what the [ __ ]
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i do that and then i reverse it and it
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looks bad
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oh [ __ ] maybe it is never mind balding
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i'm bolster
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let's just fill this in real quick let
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me just
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there we go look at that like it like it
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never happened
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it's like i'm just combing through
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layers make it bigger
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just [ __ ] hold on
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[Music]
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there is a single way to stop balding
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guaranteed hrt
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why would i want to stop it
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i think this is hot
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why does that look so [ __ ] realistic
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i really dislike this i think
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now there we go
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now that's balding
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okay so boys
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um
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now we're talking okay
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back to wigs i think so here's what i've
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been doing today well this is what i've
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been doing for the last little bit
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oh well i may be changing it a little
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bit ah chris thank you thanks chris how
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wouldn't i not a nice guy wearing a
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skirt
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no
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why would i be wearing a skirt
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that's for women
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and i'm a man i wouldn't do such a thing
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clearly
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is that
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what is that
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we won't see that
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um
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um
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listen
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as soon as the stream's over
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i'm like i'm going to bed
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so we'll
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a minute and a half max from pressing
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and the end stream button i am butt
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naked and going to bed immediately
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that's nasty
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yes
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it is
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i'll leave it there i do not give a [ __ ]
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uh
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so i did drop them yes thank you for the
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five gifted subs man um
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i've been on a bit of a health kick uh
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i've been trying to eat well
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roughly uh
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i've never really found that like
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one specific course of mine again 15
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months let's go
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works for me uh however
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i have at the very least
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besides eating habits i'm going to be
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i'm going to be changing i'm going to be
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doing five days but i'm going to figure
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out what works for me try and get
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portions
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i like nothing huh
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but uh
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i've got uh i've been doing a lot of
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exercise extensions can cause strain on
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our hair which can in turn lead to
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traction alopecia aka baldness yes you
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could have a girl month block without
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extensions to give your scalp a break
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that's what the week's for buddy and
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yeah uh but i i purposefully tell um
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i it can i personally tell my uh what's
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it the person that does my hair to just
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put them in like as if they were already
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a week out because they put them in as
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close as they can because you're meant
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to keep them in for a while but i don't
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so i just went i just don't put them too
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tight so they're really loose like
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they're fine
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so that's what i go for to precisely to
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make that not happen which is a good
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strap
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i'm drunk you could always change into
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pajamas during the stream
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this is pajamas i it's it this is like
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it's like a hoodie that i've worn twice
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and then a skirt that like just is a bit
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comfy you know
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this is what this is i don't know if you
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know about uh my strategy i have some
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rocket is this good
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i've tried rocket but
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not quite as good as spinach
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interesting taste
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wash it it is washed
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washed and ready to eat baby courtesy of
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the co-op [ __ ] you um
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but
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luckily i was born with the vegetarian
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jeans and i have somehow just like
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i'm cool with
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like i just like salad
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i just really like salad it's it's just
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it's good to me i like black olives i
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like brussels sprouts i like lettuce i
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like peppers i like everything to do
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with it i like broccoli i like
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cauliflower just to genuinely like that
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food which is
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you'd think would be a really good
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advantage right no black olives are
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nasty wrong incorrect by a long shot
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hey
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chat you're all looking gorgeous today
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less than three one year pog
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oh that's nice but he's telling the
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truth though you're wearing makeup right
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now other than mascara i'm not even
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wearing mascara i have like fake eyelash
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and that's it but no i'm not wearing any
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makeup
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i wouldn't even class this is makeup
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these are always on
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so now that you're wearing skirts and
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dresses all the time what will be going
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out with people be like well uh number
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one
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uh
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no one's here
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uh no one is in my city maurice is not
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here maurice has gone home
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uh i've got literally nothing to do
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but as i said i've been doing some
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health stuff so here's what i've been
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doing last five days i've been going on
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a walk every single day for three hours
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i walk around my local park because it
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is a beautiful park and i've been doing
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it for the last five days now um
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that is a lot of [ __ ] walking
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two to three hours a day
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a day and then like uh there's a big
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slope in it and i always just sprint up
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that
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um
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and there's the and i've definitely i've
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realized that definitely the issue is
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if i if i'm like
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i don't know i don't know how like
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weight loss works no idea i haven't
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weighed myself when i'm just waking up
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in the morning but like after i've
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already eaten everything in the day i
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weigh about four seven
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740 pounds i weigh about um i'm about 74
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kg after i've eaten everything i haven't
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weighed myself in the morning yet so i
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have yet to do that
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so
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that's where i'm at
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not great in my opinion because i know
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how i looked when i was like
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60 kg and it was peak
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so
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why the heck do you not stream your
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walks we've got so many walks backed up
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that it would be a great way for you to
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pay back good to hear you're trying to
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be more healthy i'm very proud of you
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i have been uh videoing parts of it but
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if you'd like to know why it is because
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i look like [ __ ] all the time and when i
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go on walks it's on a nice sunny part of
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the day
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it's a nice sunny bit of the day
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where there's lots of people around and
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lots of dogs and i usually try not to
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talk too much because yeah i don't want
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to [ __ ]
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i don't [ __ ] what's it called i don't
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want to [ __ ] um
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you know freak everyone out in my local
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park
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uh but i did take a decent selfie there
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one time oh let me see
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let me see if i can make this
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can i make it
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kind of
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it's a white
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i just bought a plushie from someone who
24:14
also sold a really cool hoodie anyway
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crumb love
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oh no [ __ ] you got a crumb plushie or a
24:21
who plushie who plushie did you go with
24:24
which one did which provider
24:26
the playstation t-shirt from h m baby
24:30
let's go i paid [ __ ] three pounds for
24:33
that damn shirt oh [ __ ]
24:36
goddamn steel
24:42
that would have been good on insta i
24:43
mean i can still post it on instagram
24:45
but
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it's not gonna get likes because i don't
24:48
look good i mean i look okay but you
24:51
know
24:51
pasty [ __ ] yeah and just red i mean i'm
24:55
weirdly enough getting a bit of a tan
24:56
from it because i've been going outside
24:58
which is a giant change of paceman being
25:01
you and wearing what you want when you
25:03
want
25:09
wearing what i want when i want is not
25:11
really a staple of these streams
25:15
it's usually wearing what you want
25:17
whenever
25:18
i want
25:21
you know whenever i'm streaming i'm
25:23
wearing whatever you want
25:25
ish sometimes i pick my own outfit
25:28
[Music]
25:32
someone is going to hit oh you one day
25:34
long
25:35
i doubt it i've talked to some
25:37
interesting people
25:41
i talked to this one guy
25:43
who had a bit of an interesting opinion
25:46
um
25:48
not necessarily
25:51
too controversial
25:53
do you forget definitely
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fair enough i'll post some instagram
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hey babe is that a rocket in your lap or
26:11
are you just pleased to see us well done
26:14
uh it's actually a rocket on my desk
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uh wild rocket
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i didn't get i didn't get your uh i
26:21
didn't understand your joke that was
26:23
stupid no one will get it it's not funny
26:25
let me post this on instagram
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uh
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went
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for
26:36
walk
26:38
uh what's a good epic um i need to know
26:41
this
26:41
how many holes does the floor in your
26:43
streaming room have at this point none
26:46
but it's got a lot of it's got a lot of
26:48
chips in it i see you warden don't spam
26:50
in my chat don't make me get the mods
26:51
out on you
26:54
you're sprinting in a skirt and thong i
26:57
am super happy that you are taking care
26:59
of yourself you'll be able to feel
27:01
comfortable in the bikini in no time
27:04
also are you dressing up today
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what are you talking about i'm dressed
27:08
up
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i don't know i need to figure out a epic
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meme for uh instagram uh
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what le epic walk today
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um
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pretty
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pog
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champ
27:28
nice
27:31
now that that'll that's funny now
27:32
that'll make that'll make people laugh i
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think
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now that's good
27:37
epic okay i posted on instagram i hate
27:40
rocket it's so bitter it's not bitter i
27:42
mean it's a little bit big bitter it's
27:44
like a it's just
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it's spicy
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[Music]
27:53
stay the way you are it's spicy
28:00
i'm good it is spicy you haven't had it
28:02
eat some milk bruh it is hold on
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wait this is a really [ __ ] hard hey
28:09
random question but what's your favorite
28:11
knife bran dot i really like benchmade
28:15
uh benchmade have kind of slipped in
28:17
quality spider girl's got a there's your
28:19
proof [ __ ] i'm not even i'm not
28:20
making a bigger deal than it needs to be
28:22
there it is um
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so
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benchmade's great uh they've been
28:28
slipping in quality a little bit though
28:31
i really do like them
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um
28:33
it depends spyderco is like the same
28:36
level as benchmade maybe a little bit
28:38
cheaper in terms of price and i think
28:39
they make better stuff
28:41
we just see you taking care of your
28:44
health it will strengthen your heart
28:46
which i'm already jealous of since it's
28:48
pumping inside you and i'm not chat i'm
28:51
joking don't wear champ me i'm a [ __ ]
28:53
right now so you can't insult me that's
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was gonna say tables [ __ ]
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the poor lad
29:04
he just
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i appreciate your jokes john i
29:07
appreciate them they are jokes
29:10
right john john they are jokes john
29:14
right john
29:15
john please try rose
29:18
since you start the training soon to get
29:20
your old voice back you know after the
29:23
soccer game i would guess there are a
29:25
lot of people whom will hit on you
29:27
during your walks
29:29
ps can i join you on a walk
29:31
[Music]
29:33
if you live in my local area possibly
29:35
with the way your awesome mods are spot
29:37
me out your channel's about to become
29:39
more spamster than rose esther also the
29:42
breed ability is high in this one a huge
29:45
disturbance in the pants area roses
29:47
sounds like a city in england
29:50
roses to sure
29:51
uh it would it wouldn't even surprise me
29:53
if it is uh also the pre-ability is high
29:56
on this one a huge distraction
29:59
[ __ ]
30:00
[Music]
30:02
i still really like that hey man you're
30:04
looking awfully dominant and infertile
30:07
today
30:09
do you like attack on titan yeah it
30:11
isn't the next when's the next thing
30:13
coming out when's the next season or
30:15
whatever i [ __ ] hate god you've okay
30:18
you've launched me into a rant i [ __ ]
30:20
hate it when shows do that thing where
30:22
they're like alright
30:23
season four season whatever season 28 is
30:27
coming out
30:29
this time in 2022 and you're like [ __ ] a
30:32
goddamn year away
30:34
fine i'll wait it's a lovely i like the
30:37
show it's epic i'm gonna wait
30:39
whatever what else can i do i'm not
30:40
gonna avoid spoilers for like a year and
30:43
a half
30:44
let's [ __ ] it let's let's do it and then
30:47
you do it and then they release half the
30:49
[ __ ] season
30:54
people are outside
30:56
why
30:57
what the [ __ ] is that why do they do
30:59
that what do they do that they like
31:01
every show does that now why what is
31:03
that and then they say okay the rest of
31:05
it
31:06
that's gonna be another year and a half
31:08
[ __ ] you rick and morty did it
31:10
attack on titan do it [ __ ] you it's
31:13
shitty i hate it
31:16
the final season coming out in one year
31:18
ah but it's half of it and we're not
31:20
going to tell you that at the first bit
31:22
because they know everyone would be
31:23
pissed
31:25
animation takes time
31:27
i
31:32
wrong
31:34
wrong and incorrect
31:36
i can draw just as good right look at
31:39
this [ __ ] how hard could it be
31:41
here is um aaron erin no this is i am
31:45
now the rick and morty hold on here is
31:47
uh rick
31:48
okay
31:49
he's gray right i don't remember his
31:52
hair
31:53
um
31:56
and then uh [ __ ]
31:58
yeah right he's got the blue he's got a
32:00
blue little coat on
32:02
or something
32:04
right and then there's this little [ __ ]
32:06
this morty
32:07
how hard could this be right
32:10
ah and
32:12
then you know
32:16
and then he's got like a
32:18
that face on and he's got brown hair
32:24
i'm gonna give him a quiff
32:26
okay
32:27
now how hard is it to just [ __ ]
32:31
you know like that what
32:33
takes takes take this takes it five
32:36
years
32:37
i told everyone that i know about you i
32:39
got it now they look at me with concern
32:42
drawing's easy
32:44
artists have it the easiest on earth the
32:46
the easiest job to do is the salad
32:48
what's making your comm taste good or
32:50
was risa just lying on twitch
32:53
what
32:56
what
32:57
it's definitely not the salad it tastes
32:59
good
33:03
i mean personally from all my experience
33:06
uh
33:07
in my taste tests it's usually not salad
33:11
oy bruh
33:15
oy hey bruv
33:21
you're what
33:23
well in my experience it's usually not
33:26
don't draw rick and morty to realistic
33:29
or you get a copyright strike d oh [ __ ]
33:32
should i be worried
33:37
well
33:38
their jobs were too easy anyway um
33:40
animators get paid way too much money
33:43
artisan ship
33:45
piece of piss
33:51
anyway
33:55
bruh
33:56
[Music]
33:58
what taste is that
34:01
quit showing off what is that taste man
34:03
this
34:05
it's kind of addicting but like
34:07
what [ __ ] taste is that it hurts it's
34:09
spicy it's [ __ ] spicy dude
34:16
the green scranna oh yeah
34:19
what is that that hurts what the [ __ ]
34:21
what was that
34:23
okay
34:24
why is it spicy
34:27
are you sure it's rocket
34:29
oh no it's cilantro uh no it is rocket
34:34
sarish no not sour it's spicy peppery i
34:38
mean it does say peppery but i want to
34:39
call it spicy opinions of potatoes with
34:42
grilled cheese and some gaming flour on
34:44
it
34:47
gaming flower
34:54
like g fuel
34:59
like
35:04
why would you put potatoes in a grilled
35:06
cheese sandwich with g with g fuel on it
35:09
i mean i don't mind the idea of it
35:13
gaming powder what the [ __ ] is gaming
35:15
flower
35:16
what the [ __ ] is that even i don't even
35:18
cocaine
35:20
nah that's not gamer food that's more
35:23
like uh wall street food a game of food
35:26
is
35:27
it's not able but g fuel just inhale the
35:30
lead in that [ __ ]
35:33
wild rocket i wonder if it tastes like
35:36
car i mean rock hat it tastes nothing
35:40
like a rock it tastes like [ __ ]
35:42
spicy anyway
35:48
let me [ __ ] about something so
35:55
i like being vegetarian
35:58
but i also really dislike being
35:59
vegetarian
36:00
because everyone else isn't vegetarian
36:03
and that's why i dislike it
36:04
if everyone was vegan and vegetarian i'd
36:07
have a much easier time finding recipes
36:10
for [ __ ] because i'll i'll google some
36:12
[ __ ] like ah
36:14
recipe and then like something will pop
36:16
over it's like here's a healthy recipe
36:18
eat chicken
36:20
and broccoli and i go well
36:23
[ __ ]
36:23
i guess i'll find something else and
36:26
it's and then okay let's find this other
36:28
one
36:28
okay
36:29
it's chicken and something else it's
36:32
always [ __ ] chicken and then i google
36:34
and i go okay well there's vegan chicken
36:37
oh [ __ ] but it's literally like bread
36:39
like it's all carbs and [ __ ] so like
36:41
you're kind of screwed there's like
36:43
nothing you can really do like chicken
36:45
is pretty much like top tier in terms of
36:48
like
36:48
you know that tofu sucks dick and balls
36:51
let me listen if i anything
36:55
short of the perfect tofu is awful 11
37:00
months already you need something
37:02
real unhealthy sauce on tofu to make it
37:05
taste any good it tastes like [ __ ]
37:08
with it tofu tastes like
37:11
garbage
37:12
unless you have it like with some real
37:14
tasted real tasty [ __ ]
37:17
if everyone was vegan or vegetarian we'd
37:20
all be depressed yeah
37:23
welcome to my world
37:26
tofu so bad listen tofu i've had really
37:29
great tofu
37:32
tempur na temp tempu temper [ __ ]
37:35
that's worse tofu
37:39
[Music]
37:40
i'm trying to read your ideas now good
37:42
soup cooked tofu on the pan yeah well
37:44
yeah but like if you just heat tofu in a
37:47
pan obviously that's not gonna be good
37:48
it's gonna be bland so you need a bunch
37:50
of [ __ ] on it though
37:52
well not that but you need a bunch of
37:54
stuff on it to make it taste any good
37:55
and then it just tastes like the stuff
37:57
so
38:00
it's kind of it's kind of hard to it's
38:02
kind of hard to have it's going to you
38:04
know try black tar heroine on the side
38:06
for broccoli just try a bit of
38:08
put some broccoli in a pan some lightly
38:11
some microwave broccoli
38:13
and some black tar heroin in your bowl
38:17
it's great
38:18
i've heard
38:20
i want to try okay wait isn't that like
38:22
a sauce that you can make with like a
38:24
[ __ ] soy sauce and [ __ ] some soy
38:27
sauce some
38:28
can cause
38:29
systems
38:30
and the
38:36
yeah no don't i've never had good tofu
38:38
outside of a really expensive restaurant
38:41
like
38:42
i've only had tofu that's tasted good
38:45
when we've been like out at a like i was
38:48
like treating my family because it was
38:50
um mother's day and my mom always wanted
38:52
to go to this restaurant in a city it's
38:53
a chat it's a really fancy chinese place
38:56
and there's not many vegetarian options
38:57
there's like two
38:59
which is pretty normal two is actually
39:01
kind of an improvement for most places
39:03
uh and we go okay you're gonna get those
39:05
so i'm gonna get this and someone got
39:06
tofu
39:08
it was [ __ ] it was not good it was
39:10
not good it was bad it was
39:14
listen it's not the worst thing ever but
39:16
it's definitely not the it's not good
39:19
i've never had a good tofu soy is a
39:21
fighter estrogen are you telling us you
39:24
are on some kind of vegan hrt
39:27
i just said sofu sucks i mean i corn
39:31
that's kind of what what am i what am i
39:34
eating hold on let me google it
39:37
here's the best thing that i've found uh
39:40
literally just called corn pieces not
39:42
mints or anything but they're just
39:44
called corn pieces like this
39:46
this is what they are
39:48
and like
39:49
i don't know what the [ __ ] in them but
39:50
like
39:52
this [ __ ] is nuts it's like one calorie
39:54
for one of these
39:56
speaking from a place of caring stop
39:59
looking for vegetarian recipes and start
40:01
looking for recipes that just don't have
40:03
meat i know that sounds weird but there
40:06
are thousands of curries in south east
40:08
asian and mexican recipes with no taste
40:11
that's what that is though that's what
40:13
that is though that's what that is
40:15
though
40:15
that is a vegetarian period but if you
40:17
can i recommend the following salad
40:20
watermelon mint and feta or you could do
40:22
a salad lionese cherry tomato marsh
40:25
salad some breadcrumb and goat cheese
40:28
moira chef kiss
40:31
john
40:32
i love you but i gagged when you said
40:34
watermelon
40:35
and you can dig into a nice juice i love
40:37
you
40:38
but oh my god i legitimately like in my
40:41
throat i felt that i'm i'm tearing up
40:43
john just so i can prove to you that i
40:45
really did gag at the idea of watermelon
40:48
and mint and feta cheese
40:55
why would you do that to me
40:58
if dairy doesn't mess you up paneer and
41:00
a good veggie curry are easy to make and
41:03
god tear i agree actually [ __ ] that's a
41:05
good idea
41:07
yeah should i have an ad paneer in a
41:08
while but it's a lot of cheap paneer is
41:10
like fairly calorie dense i thought i
41:13
don't know but anyway look at this [ __ ]
41:14
uh wait let me see him i want to see if
41:16
i can find any with like the stats but
41:19
no okay this stuff right
41:21
there's 300 grams of this and it's like
41:24
a big like let i ordered some i'm
41:26
[ __ ] stupid hold on
41:31
it's this why did i google it i've got
41:33
it next to me
41:34
i'm gonna put this in the freezer
41:37
it's this stuff this is a lot of [ __ ]
41:39
food like this is a lot
41:42
and uh it's legitimately
41:44
yeah per 100 grams 99 calories 100 grams
41:48
100 calories right
41:49
300 grams in here
41:51
this whole thing is like 300 [ __ ]
41:53
calories
41:55
and there's no soy in it
41:57
[ __ ] yeah no soy
42:00
this is the this is the best you could
42:02
do the [ __ ] is corn i know it's insane
42:04
but it's a brand
42:06
99 calories same with the bag of corn
42:08
you could either have a bag of quavers
42:10
or like all of those this is what it is
42:12
but the difference is branding the
42:14
labeling is veget
42:17
have available so please stop thinking
42:20
i'm crazy and understand that fat auntie
42:22
misty has been feeding vegetarians for
42:25
years
42:28
the fat auntie misty good to know tcs
42:31
yeah it had a bit of a stroke for a
42:33
second
42:34
it's all about nutrition labels yeah
42:36
yeah hold on let me see how many uh carb
42:38
in it
42:40
let me see okay per 100 grams cup 1.7
42:43
grams of carbs per wait that's right
42:46
yeah 1.7 grams of carbohydrates per 100
42:49
grams in this whole thing what the [ __ ]
42:51
is this made out of
42:54
as a fellow uk vegetarian from birth
42:57
person what is what is even this corn
43:00
is it just air it's all protein
43:03
oh my god it is it's literally
43:06
it's 95
43:08
micro myco protein hey rose i just found
43:11
my library card again which is good
43:14
because i'm totally checking you out
43:17
damn you were transformer because you're
43:20
optimus fine mushrooms wrong i'm glad my
43:22
co-producer message that will put me
43:24
over
43:25
love your lots oh no [ __ ] [ __ ] you dude
43:30
cheers for 14.
43:32
optimus 5 was pretty sweet i i like the
43:35
[ __ ] it i like the the constant uh the
43:37
constant flirting is good my car is
43:39
mushrooms
43:42
you egypt [ __ ] you stuff don't learn my
43:45
language just to insult me
43:50
wait so this is just mushrooms it tastes
43:52
nothing like mushrooms
43:54
that's kind of cool
43:56
is that good
43:57
someone's gotta know a lot about fitness
43:59
that i'm like that i don't know stop
44:02
worrying about eating too many carbs
44:04
carbs won't make you fat too many
44:06
calories will
44:08
yeah but i think it's more like a
44:11
retaining or something like that i don't
44:12
know
44:14
someone knows someone's gotta know
44:17
one of you have got to be healthy at
44:19
least one come on guys is it like
44:22
protein powder then so i'm just eating
44:24
the equival the meal equivalent of
44:26
protein powder every day
44:27
i mean it's [ __ ] it's good it's
44:30
really good i mean it just tastes like
44:33
it it tastes like how vegetarian chicken
44:35
tastes like that's what it tastes like
44:39
and to give you a perspective on it
44:42
i've cooked that for marisa before i
44:44
haven't got these but i've cooked
44:45
vegetarian chicken for marisa before
44:47
in an unhealthy way and she said it
44:49
tastes indistinguishable from chicken
44:51
taste well you know her exact thing was
44:54
like it tastes exactly like chicken
44:56
it tastes a bit like tried any sort of
44:58
at least the ones i did
44:59
were very similar to the
45:01
ones
45:02
so these all taste like mcdonald's
45:04
chicken nuggets
45:06
is essentially the vibe
45:11
that's that's like you know that's what
45:13
it is if you if you don't know what this
45:15
tastes like already
45:17
eat real food no
45:20
you try keto uh eat pure proteins and
45:22
fats and no carbs and lose weight
45:25
how do you do that
45:27
it's
45:28
it's just salad and that
45:30
[ __ ] i wouldn't even mind that i've only
45:32
just discovered that this exists it's
45:33
[ __ ] good
45:34
kiddo is bs
45:37
keto is awful it's too hard but for
45:39
women keto but for women
45:42
keto is rough yeah
45:44
i imagine it is but
45:46
so with so what i was going to talk
45:48
about was like
45:49
what i'm doing right now actually
45:51
involves a good bit of like
45:52
carbohydrates in it or at least
45:54
strategic carbs in it
45:56
uh and it's like it's made by the nhs so
45:59
it's legit and everything and it's for
46:01
people to like lose like it it's got
46:04
some like proper
46:05
you know it's got a good reason to exist
46:08
because it's made by our like nhs
46:11
or at least it's made in partnership
46:12
with the nhs and it's like it's for
46:14
people let's say they had like a really
46:16
difficult surgery and they've gained a
46:17
bunch of weight from it or like they or
46:19
like literally someone has got type 1
46:22
diabetes or type 2 diabetes and they
46:24
want to reverse the effects of it like
46:26
that's what this thing is for
46:28
but it's not for achieving peak femboy
46:31
aesthetic so i'm just adding in a bunch
46:34
of just sit-ups and [ __ ] uh i mean it's
46:36
not exactly female aesthetic but still
46:39
i'm just trying to exercise i'm trying
46:40
to get into how i used to think about
46:42
exercises
46:43
and other macros are important to track
46:46
at an athlete level but for losing
46:47
weight it's just calories in versus
46:49
calories out good point good point
46:52
[Music]
46:54
good point
46:56
i'd suggest trying to get your
46:58
macronutrients first and worry about
47:01
micronutrients if you can if you are
47:04
trying to lose weight a good start is
47:06
whatever your goal weight is x 10 equals
47:08
your calorie intake and exercise will
47:11
help give you a defecit
47:16
you want me to eat
47:19
what
47:20
i feel like you mean in american
47:22
measurements because that would mean i
47:23
would need to eat 600 calories a day
47:26
and then
47:27
no that's bad advice i'm assuming you
47:30
mean for like
47:31
ignore that bad advice yeah a little bit
47:36
and maybe it's for like american i guess
47:38
the equivalent i would be what is it
47:40
like what would i be 160 one
47:42
something
47:45
in
47:46
pounds
47:47
that would be 160 okay so 1 600 calories
47:52
i know furnace that's probably accurate
47:55
if i was
47:56
you know
47:57
just sitting around the house all day so
47:59
you could have it i'm doing it
48:01
literally anything you want and still
48:03
lose weight that's too low it's just
48:05
about numbers no it's not
48:07
it's definitely not though
48:10
seems a little too low i mean i guess so
48:13
but i'm only like
48:15
i'm not like i'm i'm
48:19
bottom surgery is at least 10 pounds
48:21
yeah man i mean really need to hit that
48:23
mark on the scale i'm just gonna get rid
48:26
of this thing
48:27
you know what does it do really it pees
48:30
you know like what do i need it i don't
48:32
like peeing it's not a fun activity you
48:34
just get rid of you don't need to pee no
48:35
more life hack you know
48:38
you
48:39
hi
48:41
thank you
48:43
so 1600 is not too little
48:46
2 000 is probably my usual amount that i
48:49
eat to maintain my weight
48:52
if you think of it like that 1 600
48:55
doesn't sound
48:56
very bad at all
48:59
like
49:00
yeah i to be
49:02
man's put a gif what the [ __ ]
49:06
cool
49:08
hey how is the stream going
49:11
i hated that i hated that so much i
49:14
thought the text-to-speech [ __ ] up
49:16
it's going well
49:20
2k is correct for your height yeah like
49:24
if i'm at like 2k now
49:27
and then like zero 1 600 is here
49:30
you know like
49:31
it's not that big of a thing so
49:34
ah
49:38
i need to realistically i need to figure
49:40
out what my maintenance calories is i
49:42
i'm
49:43
roughly saying it's 2 000.
49:48
yeah 2 000 daily calories so i don't
49:50
know what you mean by 1 600 being like
49:53
less
49:54
stop listening to chat talk to a
49:55
nutritionist or dietitian
49:57
i dude yes i wanna i wanna know what
50:01
point in life i have to be to start
50:03
getting those like l.a nutritionist sort
50:05
of thing like someone to literally be
50:06
like here's what you eat if you don't
50:08
eat this you can't be in movies anymore
50:10
that's what i want uh so
50:13
one biscuit from the box i have next to
50:15
me is five thousand seven inches
50:17
generally the recommended daily calorie
50:19
intake is 2 000 calories a day for women
50:22
and 2
50:23
500 for men
50:25
f1 nn i eat 2 000 calories a day yeah
50:28
because i'm a skinny [ __ ] or at
50:30
least i have no muscle mass
50:32
time subscribing
50:34
uh not to expose myself i'm definitely
50:37
i'm like
50:38
i'm getting way too close to be defined
50:41
as skinny fat
50:43
went from 180 to
50:45
145 in about nine months with weight
50:48
training plus cardio with an off day per
50:50
week my caloric goal was 1005 to
50:55
1600 kilocalories as i said it
51:00
there was nothing said in stone there's
51:01
a starting point yeah even
51:03
it's that's the 10x thing is a
51:05
starvation diet for a lot of goal
51:07
weights
51:09
it would work but it's definitely not
51:10
healthy well
51:13
i mean the 10x thing would equal around
51:15
a good calorie goal to be honest with
51:18
you i think a real good goal because i
51:20
end up just eating [ __ ] that's just like
51:22
ah [ __ ] i want a bit of this so i just
51:24
have food
51:25
snacking i think that's called so i just
51:27
goal wait for my goal calorie intake for
51:30
like at least i did for like 1 500
51:33
because i know that i'm gonna
51:34
accidentally do some [ __ ] uh so
51:36
everything that i can track like
51:38
properly i just aim for that
51:41
so and that usually works weirdly enough
51:43
i'm usually all right with that the only
51:45
break i ever have is like or the only
51:47
like annoying thing is why i just
51:48
ordered food that's the only thing i'm
51:50
not a nutritionist
51:52
dietitians are regulated and certified
51:54
but anyone can call themselves a
51:56
nutritionist it would be like going to a
51:59
tooth i ologist rather than a dentist
52:01
isn't it like that with like therapists
52:03
and [ __ ] like therapists and
52:05
psychiatrists or psychologists like one
52:07
is just like a guy you talk to and
52:09
there's not a ton of stuff involved
52:11
there's a lot but you know comparatively
52:13
to a psychiatrist like one's like
52:16
like the a doctor and one's like
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[Music]
52:20
that's what yeah
52:22
that's what i mean it's kind of at least
52:23
similar
52:25
psychiatrists give you medications
52:27
that's not true i mean they can
52:28
prescribe you and [ __ ] it's like she's a
52:30
doctor yeah so like but they can
52:32
actually give you something that's like
52:34
wrong right
52:38
so but a therapist kind of just like
52:40
i have dude there like few times i've
52:42
ever talked to therapists which is very
52:45
few i'm talking like three
52:47
uh
52:48
it doesn't seem like my vibe at all and
52:51
i know people say i gotta shop around
52:52
there fun fact most vegan produce is
52:55
grown with fertilizers that contain
52:57
animal scraps left over from butchering
53:00
enjoy i'm gonna [ __ ]
53:03
i love that [ __ ] where like um sometimes
53:05
meat eaters will like try and give like
53:07
a gotcha moment to like vegans and
53:09
vegetarians and [ __ ] it's like bro i eat
53:10
haribos
53:12
i'm not in this for that like
53:14
don't give a [ __ ] the uh
53:17
it like and funnily enough most people
53:20
don't either like every vegetarian ever
53:22
ever talks who's like ah you know
53:25
what can you do i'm doing the best you
53:26
can that's pretty much like most
53:28
people's opinion on it the [ __ ]
53:30
weirdos are the ones that are like
53:32
the really hyper active ones vegan
53:34
teacher you know sort of people
53:37
nuts but
53:38
they're the ones that are sort of people
53:41
think about when they think of like
53:42
vegans that's why i'm not
53:45
wait you're cute for a dude [ __ ] yeah
53:50
chlorophyll 100 milligrams daily is that
53:52
the thing that makes you pass out
53:54
chlorophyll you just kind of like die
53:57
for a bit
53:58
just breathe it in for a while and then
54:00
just nap away the calories
54:04
no what is chlorophyll
54:07
chloroform oh what am i on about you
54:10
noob take biology i was close what was
54:12
that about this chlorophyll the plant
54:13
thing
54:14
clarifies the plant one okay
54:16
that's
54:17
what is
54:19
oh sunlight you're talking about
54:20
photosynthesis ain't you i get your joke
54:23
mine was better
54:29
as photosynthesis [ __ ] photo
54:33
photosynthesis photosynthesis
54:36
when you're going on pka i don't know i
54:39
haven't plucked up the courage to ask uh
54:41
i asked before and then i'd say no
54:43
because it was a weird day that was like
54:45
man i don't wanna man and uh i just
54:48
didn't do it but if he asked me again i
54:50
will say
54:51
as soon as possible so
54:58
i read it i hope you guys did as well
55:01
i read i read it i read the donation
55:08
folly have thievent health the mouth
55:11
bleeping in the house we will visit the
55:14
zebraf at the zoo
55:18
daniel's rendition of it is so good
55:21
put your food into the fridge before it
55:23
goes bad good idea
55:26
all right one sec let me give you some
55:28
more uh kevin mceloyd brb
55:31
one sec
55:42
they didn't give me my [ __ ] salad
55:44
which kind of sucks
55:46
don't worry i'll sue deliveroo for it
55:51
good idea i could have been here for
55:52
like three hours streaming before i
55:54
noticed that
55:57
[ __ ]
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[Music]
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so
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[Music]
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hmm
56:34
[Music]
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chair
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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hmm
57:41
[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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um
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so
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[Music]
58:56
hope you all have a lovely day
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do
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hi
59:22
hello
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[Music]
59:28
i have carrots now
59:30
hey chair just a bit of makeup and some
59:33
bunny ears you could be pretty like pink
59:36
chair us can't rose to help you when she
59:39
gets back
59:45
three months i've missed you rose
59:58
scuffed bunny chair
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hi
60:07
i'm gonna break that headband don't care
60:09
[ __ ] it hold up
60:14
go away you're ruining the lovely chair
60:16
stream
60:25
what
60:28
gremlin
60:40
i'm busy i'm eating foliage
60:43
hey rose did you steal jude's chair
60:46
again
60:47
just put his chair back and grab your
60:49
own chair we don't want to see you get
60:52
hurt because jude destroyed his chair oh
60:55
and enjoy your snack goes
60:58
this thing's so [ __ ]
61:00
it's not actually going back right now
61:01
hey finster i'm thinking about my list
61:04
but i wanted to say that i'm happy to
61:06
stumble upon your thanil have a good day
61:10
that's where it's supposed to be
61:12
this is supposed to lift up with it this
61:15
plate is [ __ ]
61:17
it's just not connected anymore if i
61:19
leave it it falls
61:22
it's so shitty and that back plate's
61:24
bent too
61:26
i'm just waiting until it goofs
61:28
until it fully just gives out on me
61:30
but until then i'm liking it
61:33
i like the tts lisp
61:36
good lord
61:40
get a new chair no
61:42
because chairs like 400
61:46
that's a lot of money i don't want to
61:47
spend it it's stupid this chair works
61:50
it's fine it's comfy there's nothing
61:53
wrong with it it's fine that every time
61:55
i stand up on it it pretty much like
61:58
one pinky finger could push it over the
62:00
edge and it would just just get two new
62:02
scratches
62:04
it's [ __ ] look at that it's awful but
62:09
it works as a chair and that's kind of
62:11
all you need you just can't lean back on
62:13
it without being mostly at the front of
62:14
it
62:16
have you tried fixing it apparently that
62:19
makes it less broken
62:23
i am
62:25
i don't have any glue around
62:28
the stickiest thing i had was um
62:30
didn't work very well
62:33
[Music]
62:36
all right our little sassy bunny you woo
62:41
glue no it's um
62:44
it's not made from horses it's it's like
62:46
uh it's a derivative
62:48
of a human product
62:50
it's very natural
62:58
i wouldn't do that to horses
63:04
is your decision for vegetarianism to be
63:06
to be able [ __ ] is your decision to be
63:08
vegetarian for health reasons or is it
63:10
or more meat is murder kind of thing
63:12
well
63:15
it's what i'm used to kind of thing
63:18
i've never eaten meat before in my
63:19
entire life i didn't decide to become
63:20
vegetarian i've literally
63:22
never eaten meat in my entire life in my
63:25
21 years of being on earth i've never
63:27
tasted meat
63:29
i have no [ __ ] idea what medium
63:31
tastes like
63:32
so it's what i'm used to
63:34
uh and funny thing is
63:36
when you do something for 21 years
63:38
straight or you don't do something doing
63:40
it seems like a really [ __ ] big deal
63:43
um
63:45
so
63:46
i haven't yet
63:48
um i've wanted to i wanted to try it uh
63:51
but i pussied out of it because
63:53
it's you know a pretty big deal
63:56
uh the joke writes itself it does um
64:00
i mean if i do it it'll definitely be at
64:02
least a video
64:03
definitely streamed something like that
64:07
this can be for a good thing but um
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why don't you use the pink chair and
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store your laundry on the broken blue
64:16
chair
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because
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then i'd have to move it and that's
64:22
where i keep the dildo gun
64:24
what am i gonna do without the dildo gun
64:28
i like to see it there
64:30
it reminds me of
64:35
america
64:41
sounds like a buzzfeed video i know it's
64:43
definitely been done before
64:45
but have you tried turning the chair on
64:47
and off again
64:56
hey baby
64:57
listen i don't quite know how to turn it
64:59
off but
65:03
that's gotta be doing something and then
65:05
i'll just wait
65:07
maybe it'll fix itself
65:14
do you like marvel yes actually i've
65:16
seen all the new what if stories pretty
65:18
epic
65:19
is really really good
65:20
just
65:26
i need to find a bolt oh sorry a screw
65:28
that fits into this exact chair
65:31
[ __ ] it dude i can't be bothered
65:33
it works
65:35
i've been told my steaks are pretty good
65:38
i wanna get goddamn gordon ramsay dude
65:42
i wanna get someone insane
65:45
like
65:46
i wanna try and find someone to cook the
65:48
meat
65:50
when i try it
65:52
i want it to be someone that you
65:53
wouldn't even think i would have access
65:55
to
65:56
like some insane
65:58
crazy dieting hd bunny finster
66:01
yes
66:02
but like um
66:05
this is kind of what i mean by like
66:09
i just aim for a calorie goal and i just
66:11
kind of assume that i'm gonna go over it
66:13
because i do [ __ ] like this
66:16
like in this whole pack there's 120
66:19
calories
66:20
in just [ __ ] carrots dude and just
66:22
[ __ ] carrots
66:23
that's [ __ ]
66:27
god was wrong
66:36
pretty good though
66:39
are you going out your hair is just
66:40
still awake i've grown up my hair it's
66:42
not this length though
66:46
do i start talking when i need a carrot
66:47
hold on
66:56
so my natural hair is see this curly bit
66:59
here
67:00
if you try and track where the curls are
67:03
you'll see my natural hair so all the
67:05
curly bit is my natural hair
67:07
uh and obviously it's cold so it's going
67:09
to be
67:10
[ __ ] even i can't fully tell to be
67:12
honest with you hold on let me track a
67:13
bit of it
67:15
okay
67:17
here's my natural hair
67:19
here is my natural hair
67:21
wow
67:23
it goes like down to here
67:25
it's kind of [ __ ] crazy huh
67:27
hey finn seen so many people making tick
67:30
tock videos about you makes me love you
67:32
there's so much there's that much
67:34
difference
67:36
there's about
67:38
yeah there's about that much difference
67:39
in it
67:43
oh
67:45
it's a
67:48
feminine hand
67:51
i don't have feminine hands
67:55
do i
67:56
look at that there's a those are man
67:58
hands right there
67:59
that's that's a man's palm
68:01
hell yeah look at that
68:02
can do anything look at this
68:06
look at that [ __ ]
68:08
[ __ ] that is some strong
68:22
dude
68:26
the what i haven't quite crossed the um
68:28
i haven't quite got the mantle of
68:29
world's strongest man
68:31
or britain's strongest men
68:33
but
68:35
then again i haven't applied so really
68:37
it's kind of up in the air like no one's
68:39
actually made the decision whether i
68:40
would be crowned the strongest man i've
68:42
never applied for it
68:45
why is it that the more we donate for a
68:47
girl month the less effort you put into
68:49
looking good or streaming regularly scam
68:52
scam scam scam scam scam scam scam scam
68:55
scam scam
68:57
listen man
68:59
sometimes i just want to be a normal
69:01
girl
69:06
sometimes i just want to be
69:08
just want to be just like
69:09
[Laughter]
69:16
media share chat would love it to me
69:18
right chat
69:21
possibly but then i have to somehow
69:24
moderate that goddamn
69:28
dude
69:30
i just want to be just like all the
69:31
other girls dude the um
69:36
god damn i mean
69:40
yeah no the uh
69:45
i don't know sometimes i just want to
69:47
put on a hoodie and a skirt and you know
69:49
just kind of stream
69:53
if i sent you instructions on how to
69:55
add more media share my
69:57
you make a good point
70:00
you should apply for a job as a female
70:02
hand model with those soft hands
70:05
yes
70:23
now that's some manly [ __ ]
70:33
now
70:35
would you mind
70:41
sucking my left nut and leaving get out
70:44
of my way i'm better than all of you
70:51
i don't know why that's like my diff my
70:53
de facto [ __ ] [ __ ]
70:55
is still suck
70:56
it still suck my dick i don't know why
70:59
but i've just changed it
71:05
give a [ __ ] realize how strong the
71:07
human jaw is
71:13
you ever think about that
71:14
they're like dude
71:16
i could do this all day trying to crush
71:19
a carrot stick
71:21
and never [ __ ] do it but like
71:27
how [ __ ] nuts is that
71:36
how am i not that strong
71:40
it's a lot more to do with pressure i'm
71:42
sure but like
71:44
dude
71:45
teeth help yeah but still like i can't
71:48
even get close to it
71:52
gender neutral stream yes
71:56
this one's for the mbs out there
72:00
finish week okay good point try and
72:02
crush an eminem between your hands
72:04
though no
72:06
shot i mean try doing it with a knife
72:10
um
72:10
i mean okay
72:12
let me see
72:20
okay i'm gonna order a real human jaw
72:22
from amazon and see if i can push it yes
72:24
on my way to take care of that nut and
72:26
are you wearing thongs yet
72:29
yes
72:30
did yesterday did the day before did the
72:33
stream before
72:34
um oh [ __ ] gun
72:38
and doesn't wearing a skirt just holy
72:40
[ __ ] feel free
72:44
of course it does
72:46
i mean it's something i could get used
72:49
to wearing around a house
72:50
i don't think i could ever get used to
72:52
wearing it in public though
72:55
oh sure that looks cool as hell
73:00
my friend has just bought a gun
73:02
which is epic they bought a 1911 mr
73:05
bunny and it's because when i see you
73:07
all i think about his eggs
73:10
i
73:11
it's cool as hell
73:13
also you can [ __ ] yourself
73:15
strongest man without actually being
73:17
strong cause it's relative and because
73:19
of laws
73:22
what
73:23
i could legally be the world's strongest
73:25
man
73:28
nice
73:32
even though i've done nothing for it
73:35
nice
73:37
wait that's a guy i'm so confused come
73:39
on dude i'm looking scuffed as all hell
73:43
come on dude
73:45
that looks cool as [ __ ]
73:49
should i do you guys like guns they
73:50
bought a 1911 and it's clean
73:53
it's a classy gun
74:04
look at this ship wait
74:06
wait okay
74:10
desperado
74:16
look at that [ __ ] that's a clean looking
74:18
boy
74:19
that's a clean looking boy
74:22
where's my [ __ ]
74:26
there's my [ __ ] now
74:31
hi
74:33
i just started to go into manual focus
74:35
because everything is usually out of
74:36
focus and now i'm not
74:39
guns are not not cool
74:42
wrong
74:45
it's really look at the food i'm eating
74:47
because some of these look a bit scuffed
74:49
and i've been trying to avoid them
74:55
what's up hmm
74:57
what'd you get the butterfly
74:59
a shop i've dropped it
75:03
it's still called lamnier it
75:06
god
75:07
uh it's really good though it's called
75:08
you can get them from anywhere it's just
75:10
called the um
75:11
kershaw
75:13
lucha
75:14
l-u-c-h-a
75:17
you a republican
75:18
yes
75:19
i'm a republican
75:22
i'm a i'm an english republican
75:25
oh my god
75:32
i love america dude it's so good
75:36
my man americans love it knowing
75:39
everything ab no americans thinking
75:42
there is only america
75:49
dude it's so [ __ ] funny because our
75:52
right wing or at least
75:54
day to day right wing is your left wing
75:56
it's [ __ ] crazy like um
75:59
we're already at the point that like
76:02
well
76:03
ish like we already have you know social
76:07
health whatever we have like health care
76:09
that's taking our taxes all that
76:11
universal health care we've got that
76:13
we also have like a limit on how much
76:15
universities can charge you at least a
76:17
year drop the knife on
76:18
yourself than america
76:20
um yeah we're like
76:22
the the most radical left in america is
76:26
what we're at currently
76:29
and it's like
76:31
it's nuts
76:32
and the country is still
76:35
it's trucking along it's all right we're
76:37
just kind of bitching about [ __ ] but
76:38
we've always just bitched about [ __ ] so
76:42
everything about that
76:43
one running well usually people are just
76:46
pissed that we don't do more for those
76:47
parts of things
76:49
so
76:53
country's kind of a time bomb the uk
76:58
the uk right wing is normal right ring
77:00
america right ring is extreme yeah okay
77:02
good point i was gonna say that you were
77:04
gonna compare american and uk right wing
77:06
very different
77:07
[Music]
77:09
oh damn
77:16
someone's playing guitar outside my
77:17
house right now and it is [ __ ] nine
77:19
o'clock thank you for the 10 gifted subs
77:21
sorry edgar it took me by surprise thank
77:24
you for the 10 gifted subs man
77:27
oh dude i love guns a lot i mean i like
77:29
the idea of guns
77:31
but the one time i've been to america
77:33
i'm just really into them i feel like i
77:35
like knives a lot if i was in america
77:38
i would still be into knives but i'd
77:39
also probably be into guns
77:42
dude okay if you visit the us we could
77:45
link up and go to a shooting range where
77:47
you'd get to shoot shotguns high-powered
77:49
rifles big boar muzzle loaders and
77:52
revolvers
77:53
but when i went to america
77:55
and there was a security guard in the
77:57
place
77:58
at the airport tsa
78:01
literally they stand no why does no one
78:03
tell you this
78:04
let me find okay i need a fake gun
78:07
as a recent gun owner and i can concur
78:09
that guns are cool okay
78:12
tsa agents and all of your forces
78:15
security they stand up like this
78:18
they're like hey
78:20
hey you
78:21
well not in the skirt but like hey you
78:25
someone serenading you go have a look
78:27
what the [ __ ] are you doing over there
78:30
that's genuinely what tsa was like they
78:32
um this woman
78:35
this
78:36
so this one was in tsa and she was like
78:39
yelling at everyone
78:41
hand on gun and i [ __ ] you not i was
78:44
like what everyone i was going to
78:46
america everyone was like are you not
78:47
going to be like you know
78:49
constantly terrified since everyone else
78:50
is going to be [ __ ] no i know what guns
78:52
are like i know that it's not like
78:55
it's a normal thing in my head and then
78:57
i was
78:58
one meter like two feet away from one of
79:01
them and i was nervous
79:03
it really does i see i see i didn't see
79:06
the other side of it and then i did
79:08
immediately it like clicked in my head i
79:10
was like oh
79:11
that's why people don't like those
79:15
so i get it don't get me wrong i'm being
79:17
packed down by the tsa till they find
79:20
the plug
79:22
it set off all the metal detectors
79:26
oh my god imagine that
79:30
imagine that that's gotta have happened
79:34
someone like not knowing that it would
79:36
go off it's got to have happened
79:39
that [ __ ] would be crazy
79:43
[Music]
79:44
that'd be so [ __ ] embarrassing i'll
79:46
make sure to not do that about politics
79:48
and guns and talk about a sub goal or
79:50
donation goal for only fans well guns
79:54
are cool politics aren't
79:56
um
80:00
sub gold for that
80:02
for a word i can't say
80:03
um
80:05
honestly it might be an um a goal for
80:07
fansley next considering all the [ __ ]
80:10
only
80:10
friends has been doing get silicone
80:12
plugs three head
80:15
but how they they're gonna notice
80:18
the battery inside it for them to
80:20
vibrate
80:22
you know
80:23
do you think i wear a non-vibrating butt
80:25
plug
80:26
what are you insane i have standards
80:29
what the [ __ ]
80:32
idiot
80:40
only boys
80:41
only boys
80:43
yeah
80:44
so
80:47
i don't
80:48
foresee it happening for a while
80:51
i'm working on something
80:53
i can't tell you what it is
80:56
in fact you may never know what it is
80:58
um
81:00
you may never know what it is actually
81:02
which i can't talk about it
81:04
yeah you may never know what i'm doing
81:06
uh but i'm working on a side thing
81:08
that's a bit of a company
81:10
kind of
81:16
hint
81:17
i'm working on a piece of software
81:20
um
81:21
i have a side hustle
81:23
make the plug out of a gourd and fill it
81:25
with bees five head
81:30
oh
81:34
cleopatra is that you
81:36
cleopatra is like you
81:38
so the bad kitten meme is real
81:48
huh i am bad um
81:51
i saw that i got the f i need to do a
81:52
reddit review or something follow it out
81:54
and put some angry bees in it that's how
81:57
the old egyptians did it
81:59
there it is
82:02
tch company
82:04
rtx ripoff but better
82:06
did you try and say tech company i'm not
82:08
making it well
82:10
is it cryptocurrency god no
82:12
i'd never work on cryptocurrencies
82:14
well
82:17
i'd never promote a cryptocurrency
82:21
but
82:22
i still can't talk about it
82:24
more because like
82:26
if i was going to tell any and to tell
82:28
you about it you'd need to sign an nda
82:31
i feel so important
82:34
it's so [ __ ] overwhelming though
82:36
because i have no idea what's going on
82:38
at any time for it
82:40
all right
82:41
i'm so out of my depth
82:43
um but
82:45
eh my workout might not if it doesn't
82:47
work out
82:48
i'll tell you about it if it does work
82:50
out
82:51
you'll never know
82:53
um
82:54
so
82:55
if you hear about it it means
82:57
something's gone wrong
83:00
and i'll be telling you very sad
83:02
uh are you living with your family no
83:04
i'm not living with my family
83:07
i'm pretty proud 13 months punk
83:11
rose about to dump rally coin until
83:13
follows [ __ ] is rally coin
83:17
sim coin baby
83:19
sim coin to the moon
83:27
hopefully we'll never hear about it but
83:28
the background gets fancier
83:31
okay yeah
83:33
you'll see i'll i'll
83:34
i'll mark it out
83:36
those panels will start getting gold
83:37
lining hey bear what's poppin
83:41
bear dude we gotta hang out again that
83:43
[ __ ] was fun go to the [ __ ] london
83:47
and then you do you don't drink [ __ ]
83:50
we will drink
83:51
bear
83:58
if rosetta fans doesn't work out then
84:00
can we get a goal for girl voice month
84:03
after you've perfected it
84:11
hmm
84:16
i mean
84:17
sure
84:18
i would do but i'm not gonna do that now
84:21
because i don't even know how it's gonna
84:22
go
84:23
why do i go when i like i don't even
84:24
know if it'll work
84:26
so no i'm not gonna do it yet
84:28
but if it does start working out then
84:31
yeah
84:34
that's really straining though no what's
84:36
not what is sorry what's really
84:37
straining
84:39
might be straining your voice though
84:41
oh i don't know
84:43
i'm assuming if it works out it's
84:45
perfecting it right like it wouldn't
84:47
strain your voice if you've perfected it
84:49
i assume
84:51
and also
84:52
how often do you think i speak in a day
84:55
that's sad holy [ __ ]
85:01
that's such a that's such a
85:05
wow
85:10
that's such a [ __ ]
85:16
god damn it
85:18
that's such like a lame way of like just
85:20
be like
85:21
i don't have
85:22
i don't have anyone to talk to
85:25
oh no
85:27
god okay yeah that that was pretty sad
85:29
but um
85:33
oh well hey finn been following you for
85:35
some months i wrote a fanfic about you
85:38
set in the distant future when you'll no
85:40
longer stream no offense just a scenario
85:43
i thought about www.whatpad.com2836045
85:51
i have gone days without talking
85:56
that's [ __ ]
85:57
not good right it's gotta be not good i
86:00
mean personally those are my favorite
86:02
days
86:04
but like
86:05
there's no way it's good but like i love
86:07
those days
86:08
mentally great i live alone like
86:12
i look right how okay well i live alone
86:16
and depending on what work i decide to
86:18
do not all of it's on camera like i can
86:21
just message people right like i there's
86:24
not a day that goes by where i at least
86:26
don't like interact with someone at
86:27
least online in some way i've got to
86:30
tell [ __ ] editors
86:32
to do my work for me um
86:34
like something like that right i've got
86:36
to do that but i don't always call
86:38
people i don't usually call people at
86:40
all
86:41
so it's really easy for me to describe i
86:43
will not say a word today and i probably
86:45
won't
86:47
and i'd do it completely you know
86:49
don't you talk to yourself anyone
86:52
okay
86:53
yes and no
86:55
i'll have moments that like
86:57
they're [ __ ] i mean everyone's gotta
86:59
do this but like okay
87:00
some the dumbest [ __ ] will get me hyped
87:02
up speaking of fanfic should i finish
87:06
the smut part in mine yes please
87:09
do okay the dummy [ __ ] will get me
87:11
hyped up like i'll be i'll be in the the
87:14
kitchen or something literally just like
87:15
cutting carrots or a snack or something
87:17
like that
87:18
and just have a moment
87:21
so what you're saying is you talk to us
87:23
more than to anyone else yes swoon
87:26
i'll just be doing this thing doing my
87:28
thing in the kitchen and have a moment
87:30
of like
87:31
damn
87:34
when i move
87:35
i'm gonna have air conditioning
87:37
and then i just like have a moment in
87:39
the in the [ __ ] kitchen where i'm
87:40
i've had i had a moment in the kitchen i
87:42
was like
87:45
just alone
87:47
talking about guns a friend got one as
87:49
well i didn't say anything
87:51
if you looked if you looked in on what's
87:53
happening he comes in his caterpillar
87:58
battle tank just [ __ ] you know i'm at
88:00
the kitchen just [ __ ]
88:06
you know like just because it's so cool
88:09
air conditioning is a yep moment bro
88:12
it's so good no one has air conditioning
88:14
in the uk you've got to realize how big
88:16
of a flux that is
88:18
i talk about it to everyone
88:21
dude
88:23
i'm like i didn't pull the trigger on
88:25
doing air conditioning with this house
88:26
i'm glad i didn't because they asked me
88:28
for like seven grand because it's
88:30
expensive as [ __ ]
88:32
got to do a whole new air conditioning
88:33
system right and that was for two rooms
88:36
but i was like [ __ ] it this next one i'm
88:38
gonna [ __ ] do it i want it i've won
88:41
it for a while i'm tired of leaving my
88:43
[ __ ] windows open so i can get some
88:44
air in this goddamn house i'm getting
88:47
like a hvac system like an air
88:48
conditioning unit
88:50
and i can't [ __ ] wait i can't [ __ ]
88:53
wait i'm gonna make a secret door
88:56
that's pretty cheap for two rooms it
88:58
ain't
88:59
for two rooms it ain't too are you
89:01
telling me air conditioning everywhere
89:02
costs like [ __ ] two grand per room
89:05
three grand per room
89:09
yeah
89:10
small rooms like this size room this is
89:12
not a big room
89:19
anyway
89:20
british aircon equals windows yeah
89:22
that's why no one does it here but it's
89:23
so [ __ ] nice
89:26
can't you get a window unit for 400.
89:28
they i haven't seen any here and also
89:32
where would you put it there's no window
89:34
that isn't facing the outer outside
89:36
world and they're not made for our size
89:38
windows
89:39
like it's just american there's a
89:40
different standard we have bay windows
89:42
that like curve i mean
89:45
i'm almost certain they exist i'm almost
89:47
certain they exist
89:48
but
89:49
for my for most houses i assume you need
89:51
to buy a window for it because
89:54
i've never been in a in a uk house that
89:56
have windows that open up like how
89:58
americans do they always open like a
90:00
door
90:02
and you couldn't put it there you need a
90:04
new window and at that point it's like
90:06
[ __ ] well a new window is going to cost
90:08
thousands to just put one aircon unit in
90:10
one room
90:12
like then you just do what i said before
90:14
it's like yeah so i'm just gonna get
90:15
[ __ ] balls to the walls aircon bro
90:19
i've never seen an ac only in america
90:22
yeah i i that thing in america dude [ __ ]
90:25
like that chain america changed me dude
90:27
i went there for like six days and i
90:30
came back dreaming of the wondrous land
90:32
of air conditioning and
90:34
good delivery food
90:36
you know how much that [ __ ] me up dude
90:38
i didn't order that much food and then i
90:40
went to america and saw what life could
90:43
have been hi finn oh me with the gaming
90:45
flower that's what i wanted to
90:49
i really like your comments and how big
90:50
the [ __ ] houses are
90:55
how big the [ __ ] houses are someone
90:57
was talking to me about how dog [ __ ]
90:59
their house was and how it was like they
91:01
paid 50 grand for it and it's shitty
91:05
and it's just not good it's in florida
91:08
you know
91:09
and they drove they put the google maps
91:12
down their street
91:13
and it's [ __ ] paradise compared to
91:16
the uk
91:17
[ __ ] paradise it's sunny the roads
91:20
are like five cars wide open
91:22
broke today every [ __ ] house some
91:25
goals soon
91:27
spend my money on fixing what is that
91:30
every house is unique holy [ __ ] none of
91:32
them are attached to each other they're
91:34
all like bungalows they're all like one
91:36
story
91:37
and like
91:38
they look cool they've got a porch they
91:41
have tons of land around them because
91:43
america
91:46
and the the [ __ ] and they've got trees
91:48
and [ __ ] grass down the street like a
91:50
suburb
91:51
oh
91:56
my heart it may every time i talk about
91:58
it it makes me just really want to move
92:00
because the uk just doesn't have that
92:03
there's a point in there's a point in
92:04
the uk where like you can have infinite
92:06
money and not be able to buy something
92:07
that would cost you like 300 grand in
92:09
america
92:11
it's nuts
92:12
like if you move out to the countryside
92:14
prices get a little bit more comparable
92:16
but like you can never compare uk
92:18
anywhere in the uk can't compare to like
92:20
florida house prices
92:22
but anyway
92:24
or texas actually there's just nowhere
92:26
in the uk that can compare ooh
92:30
i
92:31
goddamn it i messaged them back and they
92:33
went it's super cute nine mil 1911.
92:38
that [ __ ] [ __ ] sentence
92:47
i agree can we brainstorm a new goal
92:50
right now no because farming subs for
92:52
nothing reeks of scamster
92:55
it reeks of every other twitch streamer
92:57
that doesn't dress up as a woman for a
92:59
living
93:01
how dare you
93:08
but then you have to live in florida
93:10
dude all my friends moved to florida
93:13
like they preferred it
93:15
like the guy that does servers with me
93:17
he moved down to florida skeppy's in
93:19
florida like all these people like chose
93:22
florida that have like enough money to
93:24
go anywhere
93:25
i chose to go to florida because
93:28
guess what houses are really [ __ ]
93:30
cheap you get a lot for your money out
93:31
there and depending on where you're at
93:33
it ain't that bad
93:35
depending on where you're at
93:43
if you talk chat more than real people
93:44
and this is your main income would you
93:45
call yourself a workaholic no
93:48
i
93:49
i mean
93:51
i don't think i work nearly as hard
93:52
enough as i should
93:54
like i i think that i am like
93:56
a very
93:58
um
94:00
what would you call it
94:01
i yeah no i don't think i do as much as
94:03
i should slash is coming here to la to
94:06
visit soon and is very concerned about
94:08
getting shot lull florida sucks though
94:11
damn how did she get him
94:14
take me with you warden i mean that's
94:16
cool as hell that's really dope
94:18
i hope she has a good time you have like
94:20
five crack houses down the street your
94:22
view of america is not the experience of
94:24
most americans
94:28
the house down my road got busted for
94:30
literally just being a weed operation
94:32
just a grow house
94:34
it happens all the time
94:36
your [ __ ] you ain't special buddy
94:38
it's everywhere this is just uk in
94:40
general i didn't even bring it up
94:42
because that's not news
94:43
i didn't even talk about that on stream
94:45
think of it like that
94:46
i don't even talk about it that's how
94:47
boring that is to me
94:52
you know i live in birmingham it's like
94:54
the top of a gun and knife crime in the
94:56
entirety of the uk you ain't gonna
94:58
impress me without the house down the
95:00
road deals meth i don't give a [ __ ]
95:03
didn't my neighbor probably does meth a
95:05
little old lady
95:09
there's no standards in the uk you ain't
95:11
special america okay
95:13
[Music]
95:14
is the uk trash yes but
95:18
if you're very rich it ain't
95:21
i'm just in a really [ __ ] part of the uk
95:25
booming has way worse [ __ ] than we'd
95:26
yeah we had like the top two gangs in
95:29
like ever or something like they were
95:31
the most violent criminals or something
95:33
just in my city
95:35
in my area
95:37
it's nuts and by the way when i say in
95:39
my city americans are to hear that i was
95:41
like oh like dallas texas that's a city
95:44
no dallas is the size of the uk
95:47
i live in like the equivalent of a small
95:49
town compared to americans like for me
95:52
to get from one end of birmingham to the
95:54
other 30 minutes like
95:56
in a car anyway maybe maybe an hour like
95:59
not not a lot
96:01
that's how big the city is that's huge
96:04
no it ain't well it's the second and
96:05
it's the second biggest city in the uk
96:08
anyway the uk is the size of illinois
96:11
yeah
96:13
i don't know if that's true i'm just
96:14
believing you but it sounds true
96:20
made it sound like the us is better in
96:22
the uk than every way oh
96:25
okay well wait everybody's doing myth
96:28
that explains my neighbors
96:31
um
96:33
that was definitely
96:34
i just definitely anyway definitely
96:37
swallowed her hair um
96:41
no nhs my guy i walked out of a 7-eleven
96:44
and an overweight man was standing right
96:46
by the door in nothing but his underwear
96:48
waving at the air
96:49
i looked at him we made eye contact and
96:52
i speed walked to my our car
96:54
the crack heads are insane
97:02
[Music]
97:06
my the first thought to top you
97:10
is
97:11
so telling of my city
97:14
i heard that
97:15
and was just dead faced and what i was
97:18
about to say
97:19
i've seen a dead man
97:22
just laying on the ground
97:24
i have seen people just laying there
97:28
i never saw just laying in the city
97:31
center i don't know if they were dead
97:32
i'm lying about that but just people
97:35
just
97:36
it's just the city i see [ __ ]
97:39
in pigeon
97:41
like outfits
97:42
not fairies just a pigeon mask
97:45
and they just sit in an alley
97:47
and just i don't know sleep face down
97:50
just around
97:53
your [ __ ] ain't special bro i'm just
97:56
burning them things
97:58
dude birmingham is such a [ __ ]
98:03
it's so shitty and i'm choosing to stay
98:05
here because i like it it's just like
98:08
don't get me wrong
98:09
you go to london you go to brighton
98:11
they are like heaven on earth those
98:13
places are great if you've got money
98:15
anyway
98:16
i imagine that life in brighton and
98:18
burma and london is really good if you
98:20
got money
98:22
of course it is london's probably going
98:23
to be very similar to um
98:25
to birmingham but
98:28
really good right
98:31
birmingham is not good everywhere that's
98:33
not that
98:35
is terrible
98:36
and i live in an okay bit
98:39
it's so bad it you'd feel at home in
98:41
detroit
98:42
i would and detroit has bigger houses
98:46
like
98:48
i mean okay i don't know if i could get
98:49
around the bugs so by the way my
98:51
downsides of america is oh my god
98:54
healthcare what the [ __ ] is going on
98:55
with that uh i'm never gonna go to
98:57
college so it wouldn't affect me
98:59
taxes are great i'm not i was just
99:01
wanted to put in the taxes of great in
99:02
america not the uk um
99:11
that was another one
99:18
no i have that was that wasn't even a
99:20
point healthcare bad
99:26
people dumb no food's kind of good
99:29
food
99:30
food not great but i just eat vegetables
99:32
all day so i don't even know if bugs
99:34
that was what i was gonna say bugs oh my
99:36
[ __ ] god i that literally that's it
99:40
those are all the two things that
99:42
genuinely sends me over the line that i
99:44
wouldn't live in america after all of
99:46
what i've said bugs literally bugs
99:49
australia could be the most majestic
99:51
place on earth i wouldn't give a [ __ ] i
99:53
know it has spiders the size of my hand
99:54
i wouldn't go i'm never gonna visit
99:57
australia
99:58
um
99:59
i would hate it the very fact that you
100:01
have cockroaches it makes me it it makes
100:04
me scared like just in here like just
100:08
i would die
100:10
i would have such a bad time if i saw a
100:13
cockroach i would need to live with
100:15
someone
100:16
just so
100:17
if a cockroach or a big spider showed up
100:20
that they could do it for me they could
100:22
take care of it because i would hate
100:24
life i would hate it if i even saw one
100:27
in the house i would move
100:29
spiders here get so big
100:31
they're about
100:33
that's the biggest spider in the uk
100:36
maybe that big that's the biggest spider
100:39
and they don't get me wrong [ __ ]
100:40
scary nothing can hurt you though none
100:43
of it can hurt you and i'm not even
100:44
afraid of the herding thing it's just
100:46
they're gross and weird and i don't like
100:47
spiders but like oh my god cockroach is
100:50
awful
100:51
absolutely dreadful there's a guy on a
100:53
who's on a pog he's on pka once there's
100:56
a guy that goes and does talks about how
100:58
there was this really rough prison in
100:59
arizona and how arizona is like the
101:02
hottest place in the in america right or
101:04
it's like it's it's up there it's really
101:05
[ __ ] hot and the prison was just
101:07
crawling with cockroaches and maximum
101:09
security and i'm not gonna gross you out
101:11
because i feel like
101:13
doing this to you is a is like
101:17
dude i couldn't tell you sean atwood
101:19
yeah out ward yeah i think that's the
101:21
guy the bold guy
101:23
um
101:25
just you need to watch his [ __ ] because
101:28
oh
101:29
it's [ __ ] awful it's awful
101:34
spiders are cute
101:36
you sinner
101:39
don't make me do it i will hate crime
101:41
you i just specifically you
101:45
don't you dare say good things about
101:46
spiders they don't
101:49
they uh
101:50
this is cute
101:58
anyway
102:04
i hate it i hate it
102:13
you're defending spiders
102:15
all of you are defending spiders
102:19
i'm not liking it i'm not enjoying that
102:21
at all
102:23
i'm actually working on so
102:26
when i do this house i'm gonna like
102:29
if i can remember to do it because when
102:31
you go and you renovate a house
102:33
you kind of have it in your head that
102:34
like i know exactly how i want it to be
102:36
i'm gonna be right with the builders at
102:38
every moment so i know that stuff's
102:40
getting done right and i can point out
102:42
stuff that i want
102:43
it it it's like that for like a week and
102:46
then
102:48
maybe a month it was like that for me
102:50
for like a month and then
102:51
it it got to the point where somebody
102:53
what full do you want floor and be like
102:56
whatever you think's best man i don't
102:57
care anymore
102:59
do you want lights yeah barely just get
103:02
it please i want to move like it really
103:04
just does become that after a while
103:06
where they asked like you get asked like
103:08
all these
103:09
things it's just like decision fatigue
103:11
right i think it's called there's a name
103:13
for it and everything
103:14
um
103:16
so like people would like i'd be working
103:18
with people they'd be like what color do
103:20
you want the walls are like white you
103:21
want everything just white walls i mean
103:23
yeah what color do you want the
103:24
furniture gray
103:26
what do you want the carpet gray just
103:29
white and gray make my whole house
103:31
shades of the same color and i'll be
103:34
happy
103:35
like do you want lights are like pick
103:37
one surprise me it's my house just buy
103:41
one that you find
103:42
i've walked past a skip before and i've
103:44
seen one i saw at least two go grab them
103:46
i don't care like it's 50 shades of grey
103:48
at least three shades of grey in my
103:50
house four maybe not quite fifty
103:53
but
103:54
i am gonna make a secret door
104:01
i'm determined to make a secret door
104:04
i have a plan for everything you want to
104:06
see hold on
104:09
let me draw you out the house let me go
104:10
into photoshop real quick okay
104:13
so here's the idea
104:15
let me draw you like the rough outline
104:17
of the house right now wait [ __ ] i'm
104:19
stupid i have a 3d model of this am i
104:21
[ __ ] dumb
104:24
uh
104:32
i can't find it oh house floor plan
104:35
there we go
104:36
okay i made it in 3d because i'm
104:38
talented uh
104:43
hold up
104:44
it's loading [ __ ]
104:48
i should be an architect if i knew how
104:50
to add numbers together i'd be the world
104:53
would be over for the architects dude
104:55
i'd take their jobs
104:57
if i just knew how to add two numbers
104:58
together
105:00
um don't dox
105:04
the shape of my house uh i've also
105:06
written the exact address on the side of
105:08
it
105:08
uh
105:10
okay hold on
105:12
i'm trying to open up octane
105:14
so you guys can see what i'm doing
105:19
besides it looking really shitty
105:22
okay
105:23
so
105:24
i've changed this a lot in all fairness
105:27
but
105:29
oh my god
105:30
why am i frozen like that
105:33
let's just take us let's just take a
105:35
second
105:36
um
105:37
[Laughter]
105:41
okay
105:43
so i'm stay i'm not changing the camera
105:46
so this is what we've got so far
105:48
um this is my rough floor plan of the
105:51
ground floor
105:52
and i'm gonna be changing this i'm not
105:53
gonna change the camera this shit's
105:55
funny um
105:57
so by the unrendered view it looks like
105:58
this moves a lot faster though okay so
106:01
what i'm actually going to end up doing
106:04
is to move these cabinets
106:07
and that one
106:09
let me see oh my god why do i have to do
106:11
this all in so many layers
106:13
um
106:15
why are they so different
106:18
is it 17 [ __ ] which one was this
106:20
who are you 23
106:23
25 23 25
106:26
and 24's off i'm gonna do this so this
106:29
room here
106:32
i'm gonna have a room here as a utility
106:34
room
106:35
right so this is gonna be where like
106:38
a downstairs toilet's going to be
106:40
[ __ ] should i fix the camera
106:42
i guess i feel like now it's goofed
106:45
it's god damn it hold on let me see
106:48
deactivate activate there we go okay so
106:51
i'm going to have a utility room here it
106:52
was funny for a minute um
106:54
and i want this to be like this is going
106:57
to be a new room right so let me just
106:59
duplicate this uh let's just size it up
107:01
this way
107:03
so this is going to be a new room
107:06
god damn it
107:10
i hate everything
107:15
is it really hot on let me let me [ __ ]
107:17
around let me turn off
107:19
that and then it's probably gonna be
107:20
fine
107:22
god damn it
107:23
okay
107:24
so
107:26
i think we should be good all right
107:28
come on we're good we're good we're
107:29
solid all right so i'm gonna make a room
107:31
here i think and don't get me wrong i
107:33
haven't like done anything about this
107:35
16 months maybe less than three
107:40
oh my god is all of that this is going
107:42
to be such a pain in the [ __ ] to move
107:47
oh can i just do this
107:49
just click on all of these cubes
107:51
everywhere here please
107:55
excluding paris and parisian france has
107:57
been elected best country to live and
107:59
move in several years in a row by
108:02
foreigners travellers journalists wow
108:04
that's crazy i hate the french so uh
108:06
thanks for the suggestion but
108:09
uh
108:10
that's cool and all but i i really no
108:13
um
108:14
not too long ago the bbc interviewed a
108:16
british fee tuber when are you scheduled
108:19
for an interview to represent the
108:20
femboys for twitch and turn the world
108:22
finsexual oh now that would be a good
108:25
idea now bbc hit me up i don't remember
108:28
how long ago my first month way but i'm
108:31
back
108:32
oh [ __ ] yeah
108:34
ah it was well i don't know either it
108:36
says it's it says that you have been for
108:39
two months so i will i'm inclined to
108:40
believe you
108:41
okay
108:44
so just a little room i'm sure there's
108:47
better ways that if anyone knows cinema
108:49
4d and i want this [ __ ] there's also
108:51
going to be a door in the back here it's
108:53
going to be a bigger room i'm just like
108:54
[ __ ] around with it but like
108:56
this will be a toilet and utility room
108:59
so you'll have your washer and dryer
109:01
[ __ ] washer and dryer sort of thing like
109:03
you know there and then have a toilet or
109:06
something like that obviously it's gonna
109:08
be a bigger room than this but i wanna
109:10
put this like a bookshelf door like
109:12
imagine you walk into that [ __ ] it's
109:14
like a bookshelf door you pull down it
109:16
like someone needs to oh you need to go
109:17
for a piss mate you need to you need to
109:19
go piss
109:20
i'm kidding uh but you need to go to the
109:22
toilet real quick mate all right well
109:23
follow me and then you pull a book down
109:26
and the wall opens and they didn't know
109:29
that she would have been good that's
109:30
what i'm that's what i want to do
109:32
bro
109:34
uh so
109:36
yeah that's that's my idea i'm
109:38
definitely doing a hidden door
109:40
that's definitely happening
109:42
um
109:43
there's no way it isn't that's just sort
109:45
of like that's just in the cards what
109:47
that's what will happen
109:48
uh
109:52
uh but yeah
109:54
but the house in the uk are really small
109:56
so even after this this is with an
109:58
extension on the house
110:00
uh so like this this beam here is where
110:03
the house ends right now
110:04
so it's a really small house and that's
110:06
like a human-sized person you know
110:08
down there did i ever make a camera for
110:10
him he's called nathan
110:12
nathan where are you
110:14
there he is uh let me make a camera
110:16
inside of nathan's skull real quick
110:19
so i can like wait what was this camera
110:22
oh that's the top view okay
110:24
make a camera inside of nathan's skull
110:26
so you can better envision it
110:29
oh my god
110:32
[ __ ] okay didn't need a jump scare at
110:34
this time in the morning all right that
110:36
was cool really enjoyed that a lot um
110:39
jesus [ __ ] christ
110:42
ah that's [ __ ] dreadful we never said
110:44
that we wanted your british [ __ ] face in
110:46
our beautiful country
110:48
good point good point
110:51
and then let's quickly make a
110:54
quickly make a camera here and then i
110:57
can [ __ ] off
110:58
disguised as a bookcase in your house it
111:02
would stick out like a sore thumb so
111:04
this would be the house when you're
111:05
walking into
111:06
it's kind of neat
111:08
and then i'm going to do it again
111:11
i'm going to do it again the camera's
111:12
going to crash
111:14
let's do it
111:15
and when will i go
111:19
no all right [ __ ] it i'm fine then i
111:21
guess
111:23
um
111:29
look what i did ah there it is
111:32
look what i did by the way
111:35
just because i'm extra as [ __ ]
111:38
hold up
111:41
just because i'm extra as [ __ ]
111:44
10 points if you figure out where i
111:46
modeled this room off it's such a niche
111:48
reference
111:49
but
111:52
yeah look at this so these are all the
111:55
house floor plans
111:57
i know it's broken
112:01
uh should be fine for a minute anyway
112:03
but yeah
112:04
i mean you can't see it as well as i can
112:06
for a movie not for a movie um
112:09
let's see when it breaks come on break
112:10
buddy break
112:13
it's not gonna break is it [ __ ] okay
112:15
there it is all right i post in a decent
112:17
way though so yeah
112:19
i did this like on a shiny table and
112:21
everything it's kind of nice right
112:23
like it's kind of nice
112:25
um so let me the first floor right
112:29
there we go now i can
112:31
i can fix it
112:33
it's a small little semi-detached house
112:35
it's not gonna be anything special but
112:37
like this is the current state of it
112:39
two-spec
112:40
that's the ground floor all right this
112:42
is where it's at right now this is how
112:44
big the house is
112:45
it's a very small house it's a very
112:47
small house but
112:49
this is
112:50
this is about the average uk house
112:54
maybe even a little bit above average
112:57
um
112:58
i think technically like well it's about
113:01
average i'd say
113:02
but
113:03
yeah typical uk home
113:07
they're incredibly small but
113:15
electronics in toilet room illegal
113:18
there's no way that is true
113:23
oh yeah sorry i was using cinema 4d um
113:27
that i paid for
113:30
legally
113:34
no it's more complicated okay
113:42
everything is smaller in the uk
113:45
besides one thing
113:48
if you know what i mean
113:56
the dentist job share market
114:00
ah we have the best of dentists in the
114:03
uk
114:04
the best um
114:07
we're renowned for it actually
114:10
our good teeth
114:14
you always say that we've never seen
114:16
proof don't lie to me yes you have seen
114:18
proof i'm not going to talk about it yes
114:20
you have sin proof i've worn leggings
114:22
you've seen proof
114:24
it's
114:28
it's you know
114:37
you know anyway
114:41
it's average
114:44
i never measured it i mean i did when i
114:46
was like 16. but legally i'm not allowed
114:49
to tell you that information because
114:50
that would be very sus
114:52
chat
114:53
uh
114:54
so
114:55
but
115:00
oh [ __ ] i did
115:04
my bad my bet might be
115:09
why not did i
115:14
but the french one came in
115:18
oh my god
115:20
hold on
115:25
[Music]
115:29
have you ever thought about moving
115:30
elsewhere within the uk
115:33
if you don't talk to people then what's
115:35
keeping you there
115:40
uh well i mean i have family here that's
115:42
pretty much it i have family in here and
115:44
also i like yeah my neighbors were
115:45
arrested as part of the brazilian mafia
115:48
they were really nice they gave me pizza
115:50
just wish the police waited for some
115:52
time that was not 5 a.m
115:55
okay this guy wins on probably
115:57
bad neighborhood
115:59
are you more scared of sharks or spiders
116:03
church
116:04
i'm not scared of spiders i just want
116:06
them dead
116:13
what did john say 15 months baby less
116:15
than three
116:20
yeah we finally
116:22
got john john excluding paris and
116:24
parisian france has been elected best
116:26
country yeah played this one several
116:29
years in a row by foreigners travellers
116:31
journalists
116:33
yeah no french bad
116:36
i lived uh well i mean studied french
116:37
for a little bit i didn't like it not
116:39
too long ago the bbc interviewed a
116:41
british v tuber when are you scheduled
116:44
for an interview to represent and then
116:45
that one played as well
116:47
in the world fansexual
116:50
something i do
116:52
some of them played some of them didn't
116:53
remember how long ago my first month way
116:55
but i'm back
116:57
that one also played what the [ __ ]
117:01
i'm i'm confused as hell
117:05
french ha france has french laws which
117:07
suck english common law pog i'm just
117:10
annoyed about the taxes my wife told me
117:12
she'll slam my head on the keyboard if i
117:14
don't get off the computer i'm not too
117:17
worried i think she's joking or far
117:19
clean m comma dot and zeo our 78 of 87
117:22
far fate
117:24
[Music]
117:28
we never said that we wanted your
117:29
british [ __ ] face in our beautiful
117:31
country
117:35
that's rude i'm guessing a frenchman
117:37
said this how dare you
117:39
how dare you
117:43
disguised as a bookcase in your house it
117:46
would stick out
117:52
i'm confusion
117:55
some of them played some of them haven't
117:59
dude the streamlabs was off by the way
118:01
this entire time
118:03
god streamlabs the software really is
118:05
annoying
118:07
by the way i'm a architect interior
118:10
designer and architectural 3d artist
118:13
if you want me to make you a photo
118:15
realistic version of this hit me up bro
118:19
been looking for an octet i would like
118:21
you to design the house if you move in
118:23
with me in america you will always have
118:25
prime time with the bbc
118:34
[Music]
118:37
do you ever suffer from deja vu
118:44
i mean apparently because i keep
118:46
thinking that some of them have been or
118:48
not i don't know
118:49
i'm just an idiot crj
118:52
what is the best thing about living in
118:54
switzerland well the flag is a big plus
118:59
so is the uk
119:03
well you know england
119:07
specifically
119:14
what did i miss dude you eating junk
119:15
food and not using makeup did you get
119:17
dumped or something from this french
119:19
versus fritz i don't care we have good
119:21
food i have fake eyelashes on and i'm
119:24
eating carrots [ __ ]
119:26
carrots [ __ ] what looks like
119:28
this
119:30
[ __ ] you
119:35
how dare you they're carrots i'm a bunny
119:38
i'm a bunny man
119:42
carrots baby these orange little shit's
119:45
gonna make me strong and see in the
119:47
[ __ ] dark
119:49
have fun not seen in the dark have fun
119:52
being scared idiot
119:53
have fun being [ __ ]
119:56
uh little lose a little normal eyes
119:59
idiot
120:05
that hat was a little bit girly
120:13
alexa
120:15
turn off office lights
120:18
okay
120:25
it's awful dark in here speaking of air
120:28
conditioners
120:29
my friend likes to turn on the office of
120:31
a fan
120:33
okay
120:35
god damn it
120:39
well done
120:40
i mean
120:43
the thing about the uk is that
120:45
it's a very stiff upper lift country no
120:47
one wants to admit that like it's
120:48
uncomfortable when it gets up we will
120:50
gladly [ __ ] about the weather
120:53
but like as soon as you go like
120:55
hey man do you want to buy like a 200
120:58
portable air conditioning unit like i've
121:00
got over there
121:01
they go
121:02
it's only it's only hot for two weeks
121:05
out the year anyway
121:06
i'll just deal with it like a man
121:09
but then like
121:11
why
121:12
open i'll just open up all my windows
121:15
and then all the flies in
121:17
why
121:18
why why do that to yourself just
121:21
like that that's what i want that's what
121:23
that's why i want thingy that's why i
121:25
really would like
121:26
air conditioning
121:30
in my new house i'm gonna do it alexa
121:32
turn off office lights
121:35
you can't trigger
121:37
she doesn't even listen to me sometimes
121:41
lexa
121:42
i gotta shut up
121:47
rose acts all tough on stream because
121:49
she's too afraid to talk to strangers in
121:52
public yeah don't worry people will
121:54
accept you for who you are no i did
121:57
actually uh my my last round around the
121:59
park actually i had a i did a lap around
122:01
the park which was around
122:02
30 minutes to an hour
122:04
uh just walking around i spoke to this
122:06
guy who had like a really cute puppy
122:09
uh it was really nice i just said like
122:11
oh i just bought a house around here
122:12
whereas i'm trying to buy a house around
122:14
here but it doesn't get [ __ ] done
122:16
um
122:17
and he's got a puppy and everything he's
122:18
like oh you bought a house for audios
122:20
i'm 21. he goes oh wow that's crazy
122:22
that's really good um
122:25
like you know congratulations i went
122:26
thank you i got really lucky with the
122:28
job i'm in and i said i can't do it for
122:30
very long
122:32
i said didn't and then obviously still
122:35
looking like this and sounding like this
122:37
you know
122:38
uh but he was really interested in it it
122:40
was really cool
122:41
uh he never it he was remarkably
122:43
respectful he never asked about um
122:46
he never asked about this either
122:48
like i i had to be like
122:50
well you know you may have noticed by
122:52
now but
122:53
i may look and sound a little bit odd to
122:55
you um but yeah no we had a good chat um
123:00
a little bit interesting uh i cut it off
123:03
right when it started to get a little
123:04
bit like
123:06
hmm
123:07
because he was like he was like a 30
123:08
year old maybe mid 30s maybe 40s kind of
123:11
guy
123:12
really nice though uh he worked in like
123:14
a really a neat job i'm not gonna say
123:16
what obviously he could be a weirdo oh
123:18
he well i mean you know he's chilling at
123:20
the park all day with a puppy
123:23
everyone's a little bit [ __ ] weird
123:24
but uh also you're saying careful after
123:26
we already met and had a good
123:28
interaction he just knew everyone around
123:29
the park it's a really close-knit
123:31
community that people have around this
123:32
park that's why i like living here
123:33
actually it's like a good bit little
123:35
good bit of birmingham
123:37
if you just stay and everything's quite
123:38
nice
123:40
so
123:41
um
123:42
he
123:44
i cut it off at about the point
123:47
i can redesign your house hit me up with
123:50
plans on twitter i'm not joking that's
123:53
my actual job i can even make you a x
123:56
that will run in vr where you can visit
123:58
and interact with the 3d model house i
124:01
don't know if i'd run an exe but yes i'm
124:04
down to do that did you get his number
124:06
messaged me and be like i am the man i
124:08
am the i am the architect man
124:10
um
124:11
but basically and i cut it off when it
124:14
when he started to say
124:16
oh yeah you know i think we're talking
124:18
about something and it got onto the
124:19
topic of news like i think i said like
124:21
because we were talking about this at
124:23
the time and he asked like oh is there
124:24
anything like have you ever got any
124:25
trouble when you dress like that and i'm
124:26
like no not really in public to be
124:28
honest most people don't talk a lot of
124:29
[ __ ]
124:30
uh
124:31
we're doing a lot better than america is
124:33
in that regard
124:34
and then we got on talking about the
124:35
news and he was like
124:37
hey you can't trust the news these days
124:40
and it started to go off on a bit of a
124:42
a bit of a tangent
124:44
about bias in the news and i was like
124:47
yeah pyro yeah man anyway i gotta go
124:52
you have technically eaten meat as they
124:54
have meat based gelatin in yeah you
124:56
check all the gummy sweets you have
124:58
eaten for gelatin
124:59
no i said earlier like i don't give a
125:01
[ __ ] i eat haribos like i it's not like
125:03
a big deal to me really um
125:06
i've never tasted like proper meat i
125:09
don't consider that like
125:11
meat you know so technically i've eaten
125:13
meat in the same way that like
125:16
[ __ ] you know it's it's an offshoot
125:19
of it like if you ate glue you ate meat
125:23
you know
125:24
like i don't think it really counts
125:26
but i've never had like i've never
125:28
tasted what meat tastes like but i've
125:30
had haribos which isn't really a meat
125:32
taste so i don't know are you ever gonna
125:34
try me possibly
125:36
hopefully i am gonna at some point i'm
125:39
annoyed because weirdly enough g nelly
125:42
has done the same [ __ ] and has a longer
125:44
streak than me because she's like 25 or
125:46
24. so she's been doing it for longer
125:49
which is i've literally never met
125:50
anybody
125:52
no cute dress
125:53
i'll call it some recipes to send you do
125:56
you have any food preferences
126:02
vegetarian
126:03
not really if it's vegetarian i'm pretty
126:05
i'm not that picky at all
126:07
um
126:08
i've been trying to get it i've been
126:09
getting into tomatoes recently and i
126:11
[ __ ] i [ __ ] with onions now onions
126:14
onions i [ __ ] with mushrooms now
126:17
i've been trying to get more into uh
126:18
into tomatoes though
126:20
i've done i mean all i do is i put
126:23
i cut them up in halves i put them in a
126:25
pan tiny tiny bit of oil you don't need
126:27
it and then just salt and then you kind
126:29
of like
126:30
you it's like toasted roasted tomatoes
126:33
like great i put them within with like a
126:36
[ __ ]
126:40
egg
126:41
something egg scrambled egg
126:43
it's great
126:44
anyway
126:45
eat the onion again
126:47
dude everyone thought that was weird it
126:49
didn't taste that bad
126:51
like why why is that a thing like i had
126:53
a i took a bite out of an onion a raw
126:56
onion and it wasn't that bad it was
126:57
pretty good
126:59
it wasn't bad at all
127:00
it was all right dude
127:03
it's kind of isn't i mean it's
127:06
it doesn't taste it's not good i
127:08
wouldn't need it again but like it's not
127:10
as bad as you'd think it is
127:12
it's an interesting like
127:14
i don't know because like it makes a
127:16
crunch like an apple does which is
127:18
pretty cool
127:19
it's just a bit bitter
127:22
it's a bit like rocket right it's a
127:24
similar effect where it's like
127:27
you know value for money
127:29
like tomato with mozzarella oh that'd be
127:31
good but
127:33
value for my prime prime sub dude thanks
127:35
for the five months of prime's up [ __ ]
127:37
yeah
127:38
uh okay literally put an onion in the
127:40
oven with the skin on it and cook it
127:43
that sounds worse than raw i mean it
127:45
doesn't but
127:47
i think i've done that before
127:50
not a whole onion though i've done it
127:51
with like a layer of like a quarter of
127:53
an onion but that's when you can get the
127:55
layers in
127:56
i i i've quartered an onion and put it
127:58
in the oven to bake it it's pretty good
128:01
cold baked potato and that's good i've
128:03
no
128:05
i missed dude i do miss my uh
128:09
baked potato dose where i could have
128:11
carbs
128:12
i'm trying to not do that as much though
128:15
and if out of all the various carbs that
128:17
i'm trying to stay away from
128:19
potatoes not at the top of the list
128:21
in all fairness crisps are
128:24
easily
128:26
there isn't a better version
128:28
i'd rather crisps than bread
128:31
so
128:31
i don't know that's my like
128:34
[ __ ]
128:35
like i can i've pretty much cut out
128:37
sugar from my diet a hundred percent
128:39
like um
128:41
with relative ease too like i always
128:44
drink these little water stuff i drink i
128:46
don't drink soda at all i haven't
128:48
actually read my dm this time i just
128:51
realized that i've send you sheet you've
128:53
never read before really
128:55
okay
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but uh i'll have a look
128:59
hold on
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uh
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okay
129:18
let me check i had to make a tweet uh
129:23
what
129:24
yeah
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why
129:27
okay let me see i found you let me
129:30
accept it wait it hasn't said anything
129:32
what do you mean
129:34
it hasn't showed that you've sent
129:35
anything i've just sent you a lot of tea
129:37
so it shows up in my dms um
129:40
it hasn't showed that you've said
129:41
anything what did you send me it's gone
129:43
now or domino's [ __ ] dominoes
129:46
random domino but next beers are on me
129:48
lad [ __ ] yeah thank you man next uh shot
129:51
of whiskey i think honestly
129:56
hell yeah less calories or [ __ ]
129:58
something i don't know i've given i
130:00
could give less [ __ ] when i drink i
130:02
drink because i don't drink often and
130:04
[ __ ] it it's worth it
130:08
god damn it i literally just got a
130:10
message that want to drink in vr chat
130:12
are you are you peach charles what the
130:14
[ __ ]
130:15
oh that was so [ __ ] weird yes
130:19
14 months punk
130:28
six months yeah
130:30
uh
130:35
i can't read the other day uh the
130:37
clothing is too much i'm so sorry
130:40
oh millie drama stream [ __ ] i really
130:42
want to do that oh my god i can't
130:44
[ __ ] wait to get millie drunk and we
130:46
just see what she says
130:48
oh
130:49
a
130:50
joy
130:51
holy [ __ ] i can't wait
130:53
i really want to yeah i i am we've been
130:56
talking about it i just haven't set a
130:57
date for it but i really want to
131:00
um
131:01
cause millie's not the type of person
131:02
that you get drunk and you're afraid
131:03
she's gonna say some [ __ ] like mil i
131:06
mean [ __ ] i haven't seen milly drunk but
131:07
she doesn't seem like it i guess i don't
131:10
know my only issue is i may just be
131:13
boring
131:15
i need to get real drunk you know what i
131:17
mean
131:18
but we will try
131:21
i would say like it's an effort
131:24
why is the hoodie not boxed dude i get
131:27
match company sending me a bunch of [ __ ]
131:28
and also
131:30
this shit's like a [ __ ] dress bro
131:33
there's a i have like i have a i have
131:36
like we might want to go review the new
131:39
stuff i have if you wanted to
131:41
uh to see if they're good but i've i've
131:43
been pretty good with like if i do buy
131:45
something that could be considered
131:46
masculine i usually get it in pink
131:47
because i look good in pink
131:49
uh i usually just get it in like a
131:51
bright color like a like a like a oh
131:53
well actually a dark pink
131:55
not purple but like you know what i mean
131:57
like
131:58
it's this shade of pink that i quite
132:00
like it's like uh
132:02
hold on
132:03
let me see if i can find this shade of
132:05
pink
132:07
i can't find it
132:09
it's like uh
132:12
this [ __ ] i don't know what that [ __ ] is
132:14
but it's that
132:16
maybe like
132:17
nah
132:18
but like sort of darker pink sort of
132:21
thing it's it's good
132:23
that's a good shade and i i enjoy it i
132:26
also have something that's a bit like
132:27
that but like
132:29
yeah
132:30
in fact this is the exact color that's
132:32
the exact color that i have like two
132:34
sweatshirts in and they're great
132:36
careful millie is rather cheeky okay
132:39
hello rose in my eyes you have always
132:41
been beautiful just want to ask what in
132:44
heaven's frozen sky did you do with your
132:46
nose yesterday lol
132:50
what do you mean what do you mean i
132:52
wasn't here yesterday what the [ __ ] what
132:53
do you mean what do you mean
132:54
[Music]
132:56
what happened yesterday
132:58
i need to know i'm confused
133:04
on twitter
133:09
i tweet the dumbest [ __ ] i've gotta know
133:15
oh
133:16
you mean i'm like a couple days ago
133:23
it's just me bro
133:24
[Laughter]
133:27
that's just me fam
133:29
uh maybe in need of like a bit of a
133:32
uh blackhead mask and to not be as
133:35
weirdly sweaty
133:37
but
133:38
that just me bro
133:40
why it's sniff
133:41
why why why is this weird to you
133:45
i don't see what you mean
133:51
very strange
133:56
this is my lock screen
133:59
it's like it's it's the iphone like it's
134:01
marisa's camera that's really wide she
134:04
bought like she had like at the time she
134:06
had the iphone that was like i didn't
134:07
have the new iphone so she had she had
134:09
it it was the really wide angle lens
134:11
which was really cool so we're just
134:13
[ __ ] around with it
134:14
solid
134:16
fisheye yeah
134:18
bro you've got so much oil on your face
134:20
you're trying to hide it from america
134:21
[ __ ] that dude
134:23
i have oily skin what can i say
134:27
that's just how i be though
134:30
what the [ __ ]
134:32
trying to get
134:33
a pendant from the ground with my toes
134:36
like a monkey
134:37
i'm so talented i did it millie drink a
134:40
drink dude
134:41
we will we will i'm gonna talk to you
134:43
about it next time i get the eyelashes
134:44
off uh hopefully we can do it like as
134:47
soon as i get the oh [ __ ] i think we can
134:49
do it soon maybe
134:51
[ __ ] she'd probably be down i need to
134:53
clean this [ __ ] house though my god
134:59
i don't have a day for it
135:09
okay
135:11
anyway
135:12
so noah's dolphin a stealth phone
135:14
cosplay ever i did a stealth cosplay get
135:16
some you guys it's just been lost to
135:18
time rose be looking fabulous tonight
135:21
it's just awful even if you google it no
135:24
one's re-uploaded it because of how
135:26
terrible it was
135:29
boop
135:31
boop why you so cute haha
135:36
listen
135:37
no one teaches you
135:39
how to be this cute no one shows you
135:43
no it's just something you're born with
135:46
what can i say
135:49
oh god please both of you dress up and
135:51
get drunk
135:53
i mean millie usually is fairly
135:55
presentable always dropping your knifes
135:57
and wear a made dress for cleaning
136:02
no why would i bother
136:05
why would i bother wearing a my dress
136:09
look at that
136:11
look at that [ __ ] bruh
136:15
my hair's so [ __ ] immediately how does
136:17
it just get [ __ ]
136:21
what on earth
136:22
like look it's good again as soon as i
136:24
brush it it just like doesn't want to
136:26
stay this way i don't know how it isn't
136:28
i drop the knives because i'm insane hey
136:31
peach jazz
136:32
oh nice is thank you i'm a rabbit today
136:36
because i'm being lazy and i don't want
136:37
to get dressed
136:53
[Music]
136:55
talent
136:57
hey f1 nn thank you for being a youtube
137:01
streamer i learn so much on how to make
137:03
my own setup because of you i might make
137:06
a video on your genius youtube skills in
137:09
the future
137:12
i'll [ __ ] you
137:14
i mean
137:15
i mean
137:23
what if i choked on live stream what
137:25
would that do
137:28
thank you for the sub
137:30
oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
137:34
you gift oh you broke it again
137:36
thanks for the 25 gifted subs you
137:39
[ __ ] broke
137:40
it content it's tls
137:44
imagine i [ __ ] die on stream and
137:47
twitch bans me
137:50
if you choked it'll go on livestream
137:52
fails i had a moment where i was like
137:54
please
137:55
it's on my throat
138:03
there we go i had a moment where it was
138:05
in my throat and i was just like please
138:07
not now don't let this be the moment we
138:09
saw it too where i was just like
138:12
just making sure i wasn't dying
138:16
like please
138:17
if i'm gonna die it's not gonna be on a
138:19
[ __ ] carrot wearing bunny ears like
138:21
hair extensions and irish extensions in
138:23
front of
138:24
3 000 people
138:27
you need to what you need to check your
138:29
settings and streamers for multiple
138:30
gifted subs there's a setting it's just
138:32
garbage it just doesn't work half the
138:34
time
138:35
because something's fine we other people
138:37
have gifted like five ten subs earlier
138:40
it worked fine gag reflex zero
138:42
uh
138:46
dying is fine provided it's
138:50
accidental twitch to your states you can
138:53
only accidentally
138:58
that's that's funny
139:01
good to know i'll make sure to
139:05
make sure to make it be accidental
139:12
disney i know i'm not going to show them
139:14
to anyone
139:23
jesus manga that's a [ __ ] clean pc
139:24
setup that's awesome
139:28
hell yeah anyway
139:31
don't go there is none i haven't thought
139:34
of one we only just hit all the goals
139:36
for the gold month and everything like
139:37
that i haven't thought of another one
139:38
yet
139:41
if you can't stream
139:42
when asleep what
139:48
you can't stream when you're asleep so
139:50
you have to use a dead man's trigger to
139:52
end the stream when you die oh my god
139:55
that's so [ __ ] metal imagine
139:58
every stream you have a dead man switch
140:01
anytime someone actually just explained
140:02
oh it's just in case i [ __ ] die
140:05
on stream so i don't want to break tos
140:08
so it ends the stream
140:09
it's just in case because you know my
140:12
life is just that badass
140:15
it could happen in any moment i've got
140:16
hitman coming for me
140:18
so i didn't i don't want to stream it so
140:20
i've got a
140:21
[ __ ] constant trigger
140:24
auto death host yeah exactly
140:28
nice
140:31
yeah the hitman are coming the hitmen
140:33
[ __ ]
140:35
big bold men big tough bald men coming
140:39
um
140:41
sorry i got distracted there for a
140:42
second
140:51
oh damn
140:52
don't
140:53
don't worry record ah there it is
140:56
see it works i don't talk about
140:59
to be honest if i'm powerful enough i
141:01
won't let you die though what the [ __ ]
141:03
thank you
141:04
sounds like ram ranch it is agent 69
141:07
[ __ ] yeah
141:09
finnish ball confirmed i would have to
141:11
uh disagree
141:13
in fact i believe we proved it
141:16
that the
141:17
god it looks so [ __ ] real
141:23
look at what i had to do to make it look
141:26
good to make it look bold i mean sorry
141:28
to to understand this is normal and then
141:31
this is what i have done i have enlarged
141:33
the image
141:37
see if i can
141:39
even greater
141:41
with even greater dexterity
141:43
control the bald spot
141:45
size
141:47
boy bruv you got lower sense to be this
141:49
cute got a license to be
141:54
you got a license to be this goo
142:00
they can get we can go bigger
142:02
i do not recall hearing a response
142:04
regarding the bbc
142:06
are you up for it or would they have to
142:08
break in through the back door
142:12
they would need to contact me prior
142:14
beforehand
142:16
in order to arrange a meeting
142:19
now that
142:20
now that's what we're talking about we
142:22
can go bigger now that's what we're
142:24
talking about bold hours
142:30
yeah
142:32
moving the hairpiece
142:34
sorry i just need to scooch this whole
142:36
thing over a bit
142:37
that's what my dad does for a living by
142:39
the way fun fact strong literally if i
142:43
was going bald my dad does that
142:46
seems to give her a strong thanks for
142:48
the [ __ ] 14 months nicholas
142:52
when i s what
142:55
[ __ ] hell and do you mean the program
142:59
whatever you think
143:02
one of these days you're going to slice
143:03
your neck spinning that knife i
143:07
it ain't gonna shit's a toy it's uh it's
143:09
made of metal and everything but it's uh
143:11
did i freak anyone out when i did that
143:13
sorry about that um but it's it's not at
143:16
all it's uh it's you know it's
143:17
completely dull it's like an inch thick
143:19
you know like this this [ __ ] ain't doing
143:21
[ __ ]
143:22
you'd you'd be you'd cause more damage
143:24
the blunt end of it to whack people
143:26
you know
143:32
what if right now you just saw
143:36
oh it's completely dull just [ __ ]
143:40
that that was how it went good lord
143:45
that inch is pretty thick for what
143:48
an inch is pretty though you might need
143:50
god's lord
143:51
might need longer
143:53
uh
143:55
is it a knife it's a folding hammer
143:58
it's a toy literally by like uk laura
144:00
it's just a toy it's nothing it's not
144:02
even a knife it's just something that's
144:03
it's a knife-shaped toy
144:06
hold on let me do hot [ __ ] uh
144:09
how can i like
144:10
there we go
144:21
uh one second i have a
144:28
hi boys how are we doing
144:30
uh ignore everything that you've seen
144:33
um
144:34
i'm gonna
144:36
scooch over here grab my uh grab my
144:38
knife back
144:41
there we go
144:47
drop something
144:52
where'd that land
144:54
i have no idea where that went no i'll
144:56
find it later
144:57
uh
145:01
does that hoodie not count as a box item
145:03
i don't know we should probably go
145:04
through them again and see which stuff
145:06
needs to be in the box but i own all
145:09
women's stuff it is all women's it's
145:11
just that you guys are uh
145:13
more picky than that
145:16
just flinging panties with the boys hell
145:19
yeah i hate that [ __ ] word because my
145:21
mouth doesn't say it right like my mouth
145:24
can't say that word in a non [ __ ]
145:26
weird way
145:27
like
145:29
it it just doesn't sound it's not a good
145:31
sounding word there are nice sounding
145:33
words i hear that word it's like it's
145:35
like moist right it just doesn't sound
145:37
right coming out of someone's mouth it
145:38
doesn't work
145:39
it's just a shitty
145:41
bad sounding word
145:44
women's undergarments
145:46
that's what i'd call them
145:52
hey finn i truly want to thank you
145:54
for how you represent the fanboy
145:55
community uh do i i now have the courage
145:58
to
145:59
wear what i want uh and i wanted it i
146:01
want to say thank you [ __ ] yeah thank
146:02
you man
146:04
do i
146:06
i mean
146:09
if i do represent the fanboy community
146:12
there are far better advocates for the
146:14
femboy community there are far better
146:15
looking
146:16
uh feminine boys than than i however
146:20
i will i will take this position gladly
146:23
how much does it pay as a salary is it a
146:25
salaried position does it work off
146:27
commission
146:29
how many
146:31
thigh highs do i need to wear per day in
146:34
order to make my commission cap
146:39
i will assume the position
146:52
thank you
147:01
out of topic but i thought for mcc you
147:03
would do a bbh cosplay with the hoodie
147:05
dress cape i sent i hope it gets tested
147:12
you want to hear something annoying well
147:14
number one the hood the one you sense
147:15
gray in bad boy heroes is black but
147:20
i want to hear something sad
147:22
i bought all the things to do a bad boy
147:24
halo cosplay
147:26
and then one hour before the event
147:29
i finished filming the video i needed to
147:30
film
147:33
and just had to [ __ ] stream like i
147:37
i was like [ __ ] good thing i've got that
147:40
around still
147:41
um i just had zero time and i just wore
147:43
the dream one
147:46
if i get put with bad again i'll make
147:48
one because i have all the materials
147:50
um
147:51
but
147:52
[ __ ]
147:58
i think they require that requires you
148:01
to wear a tail
148:02
only well bad boy halos isn't a furry
148:04
skin
148:05
uh cpk's is and fundies is
148:09
do it anyways might be fun
148:12
i doubt it
148:14
at least you want mcc hell yeah
148:17
has stream commented on the dream
148:19
cosplay no
148:21
i'm still peeved about that
148:23
um
148:25
and here i thought you spent days to
148:26
prepare for mcc yeah it did and then
148:29
like [ __ ]
148:30
i had to um it was okay i got finished
148:33
with the video
148:35
while i was leaving to go to millie's to
148:37
do the eyelashes and then as soon as i
148:39
got back i had to shower and be in the
148:40
thing
148:42
like you may notice that my hair was not
148:43
straightened for it because i was
148:45
literally like
148:46
i was late you know like [ __ ] i didn't
148:48
have any time i just had to do it but i
148:52
i was in the recording thing i didn't
148:54
have everything done i was still in the
148:55
recording stages of the gomun stuff so
148:58
because of this you made me late [ __ ]
148:59
you
149:00
uh
149:01
but
149:02
yeah
149:04
dream should have commented that's so
149:06
rude
149:09
we can have our own opinions
149:13
anyway
149:16
time management is a skill
149:18
yeah it was
149:20
i managed my time in a way that i didn't
149:23
need to make a cosplay
149:24
because since i had one spare
149:29
that
149:30
that's what i call good time management
149:31
actually
149:33
instead of making instead of spending
149:34
the like three days that i had to record
149:36
videos
149:37
uh on making a bad boy halo cosplay i
149:40
instead made the videos and used the
149:43
cosplay i already had uh if i have him
149:45
on a team again yes i will definitely do
149:47
it again but
149:50
we will see
149:52
got all the stuff for it
149:57
didn't i don't know that attention is
149:58
expensive i agree
150:00
cosplay is finn in the next mcc i did
150:03
that i did that once i cosplayed as
150:05
finster uh the minecraft skin i did that
150:08
it was decent actually i mean the
150:10
cosplay wasn't great but like
150:12
you know
150:13
it was a blue crop top and all like uh
150:16
bubble eyes and [ __ ] is awesome
150:21
you made niffy dream joke
150:24
which stream show did i make you mean
150:26
the one where i said like uh i've oh
150:28
[ __ ] i forgot what the actual joke was
150:31
but and then gone duck interview
150:35
what what do you mean what happened on
150:36
the gundog interview i'm confusion
150:41
oh i i wore it i think for on the gundog
150:43
thing i wore it like as a test thing 1.7
150:46
trillion yeah
150:48
but he made the joke first so it was
150:51
you know it was okay
150:53
oh i said i said at least he didn't
150:55
laugh at it either i was [ __ ] we
150:57
everyone was making jokes about that and
150:59
then um he was like well i'm not that
151:01
good at maths and i think i said like
151:03
well you know like it's good that you
151:05
know someone that is
151:06
in like a clear reference to that and
151:08
like everyone else left cpk was like
151:10
cracking the [ __ ] up and the dream was
151:12
just silent so i was like
151:16
[ __ ]
151:21
i like dream a lot he was a really nice
151:23
guy
151:24
i'm still pissed he didn't respond to my
151:25
dream cosplay
151:28
maybe i should air my grievances with
151:29
him
151:31
and say hey man why didn't you respond
151:33
to my dream cosplay i worked real hard
151:35
on that i just wanted to know that you
151:36
saw it
151:38
but yeah
151:41
i didn't need him to reply to it i
151:43
wanted him to like it like just
151:44
something that it would acknowledge that
151:46
he saw it because i think i worked
151:47
really hard on that
151:49
i went to brighton for that photoshoot
151:51
it was nice but
151:54
i think he did anyway
151:57
i showed you my cosplay why didn't he
151:59
respond
152:09
the snapchat text
152:11
[ __ ]
152:13
that's funny
152:14
yeah
152:19
what was his reply he didn't
152:21
so i'm annoyed
152:23
cosplay george ah
152:25
possibly
152:27
but
152:29
don't worry it's it's only slightly
152:31
living in my head rent-free
152:39
oh god no
152:41
sorry
152:42
sometimes it takes me a minute my
152:43
dyslexia you're acting up again to read
152:45
one sentence three times before i
152:47
understand what's going on
152:52
uh
152:53
cosplayers the blade the blade what
152:57
cosplay wilbur what is that to cosplay
152:59
with wilbur he kind of just wears
153:01
glasses and
153:02
sweatshirts
153:11
that's not insulting
153:15
but he does
153:16
take no blabe take no by babe techno
153:19
babe
153:20
[ __ ] techno babe baby
153:25
that sounded stupid techno babe baby
153:27
hell yeah i did that it was good um
153:31
maybe i'm now really conscious about
153:33
like showing fake titty
153:36
in cosplays
153:38
because i don't know how the person will
153:39
take it
153:40
techno was obviously good with that and
153:43
i kind of got the vibe that he wouldn't
153:44
care
153:45
uh but everyone after that i haven't
153:46
really made them like revealing or
153:48
anything like that or anything you know
153:50
anything sucks
153:52
uh but i may do if the person is fine
153:54
with it
153:56
uh
153:58
if it's someone that i know fairly well
154:00
then i'd do it but
154:02
i haven't done one since because i if
154:04
the people of cosplay i'm not like i'm
154:06
friends with but we're not like
154:08
tight you know like uh i wouldn't know
154:11
whether uh
154:12
it'd be
154:14
okay it's good that you have unless they
154:17
say it's okay yeah i mean
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to i did i i cosplayed turbo in the one
154:22
mcc
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because he was like he
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asked for it so i was like all right
154:29
and um
154:30
but i was really conscious to like buy a
154:32
green dress that was like
154:34
the most covered up that thing's like a
154:36
collared shirt you know especially since
154:39
he's like [ __ ] he's underage too
154:40
there's there's no [ __ ] way uh and
154:43
with dream
154:44
i just imagine that he gets enough [ __ ]
154:46
from people that like i feel like i
154:47
don't want to add extra
154:50
annoyance
154:51
so
154:52
you know boppers are fine if you do a
154:53
girl version for the girls play well
154:55
like bob sure but not on show bob's
154:57
house
154:58
cosplay coming along
155:02
i've just i bought the hat i bought the
155:04
hat
155:05
he's 17 he's not underage
155:12
sir or ma'am
155:14
sir or ma'am
155:17
that is very underage
155:19
pardon 4k
155:23
my [ __ ]
155:25
sir
155:26
oh duff what the [ __ ] let me open the
155:29
viewfinder real quick what this [ __ ]
155:32
uh
155:33
17 is underage buddy
155:36
i mean in the uk it's not but you know
155:38
[ __ ] still
155:41
yeah technically it is 16 in the uk but
155:43
it's one of those things like
155:44
technically it is but god damn you're
155:46
[ __ ] weird if you don't abide by the
155:47
18 rule
155:49
like i mean come on dude
155:52
like sure
155:53
16 year olds are over the age of 10 and
155:56
that's great but if you [ __ ] a 16 year
155:58
old when you're like 20 oh my god oh my
156:02
god
156:03
you're [ __ ] what
156:05
you know like that's it that's
156:07
it's a little weird
156:10
it's it's it's it's you know
156:12
it's like a hey man
156:14
go to therapy
156:16
because why would you want to hanging
156:18
out with a [ __ ] child is like the
156:21
most painful experience i've ever had
156:24
let alone like just being around
156:27
a group of 15 year olds is maybe the
156:29
most infuriating thing your person could
156:31
do
156:36
all awful they're all awful people
156:40
oh my god i feel like we're gonna get
156:42
like my twitch chat
156:44
like flagged by a staff member if you
156:46
keep talking in the same way you guys
156:47
are
156:53
20 year olds ah she was 16. it was fine
156:55
remember as well
156:58
when um
157:00
i i think everyone at least i even this
157:02
might cross into america too yeah we
157:05
should stop it uh one more thing like it
157:07
wasn't it weird like back in high school
157:10
or something you'd always hear like of
157:12
both guys and girls dating like they'd
157:15
flex that they're dating like 20 year
157:17
olds in like high school and high school
157:19
for us is like ends at 16 so like under
157:21
16. it's like and that seems cool
157:25
at the time when you're 15 you're like
157:27
wow dating a 20 year old pretty [ __ ]
157:29
pog champ buddy and then you go oh
157:35
you grow up a bit and you're like oh
157:37
[ __ ]
157:38
that ain't good that bad that's probably
157:41
real bad it is real bad
157:45
it's like
157:46
what's that thing like hey man
157:49
[ __ ]
157:50
you hear about your guy friends dating
157:52
these [ __ ] 20 year olds when they're
157:53
like 15.
157:55
hey man do you need to talk
157:58
i feel like you may have been molested
158:01
this may be this baby
158:06
i'm sorry man
158:07
that don't sound too right to me
158:09
but
158:12
i don't know bro
158:14
listen twitch is my platform i can talk
158:16
about what i want
158:23
don't laugh
158:28
i'm gonna
158:34
an infant talk i hate myself
158:37
that's why i don't understand it
158:38
properly what
158:40
what do you mean it
158:42
[Music]
158:45
do you plan on reading fanfics again
158:48
sometime
158:49
that was really fun there's no good ones
158:51
i'd like if you read mine but i can't
158:53
expect such on a lol anyway great
158:56
content i haven't found any good ones
158:58
there's no good smut
159:00
there's no good smut about me these days
159:02
it's hard to find good smart authors
159:05
these days
159:07
so upsettingly maybe i can't do it
159:26
spot fanfic start out
159:28
true you've put thankfully but i'm i'm
159:30
not reading it because
159:32
it's unfortunate
159:38
for eating rabbit food damn right buddy
159:43
[ __ ] good what the [ __ ]
159:52
damn you can't eat too much of that [ __ ]
159:55
it makes pain
159:58
ah
160:00
it's good though it makes pain but it's
160:03
good
160:04
oh [ __ ] it hurts so bad but it tastes so
160:06
good
160:15
[Music]
160:23
there is a good smut one on reddit 16
160:26
days ago
160:28
i'm read it
160:30
it's not good enough it's allowed to be
160:32
hosted
160:35
it needs to be in like
160:37
a dropbox file that's that's how that's
160:40
how bad it needs to be it needs to be
160:42
terrible i want to see
160:44
um
160:47
i wanna hear awful things about me
160:50
my favorite thing to do
160:54
let's say
160:55
do reddit review
160:57
i'm saving it i wanna i wanna save the
160:59
reddit review for something else
161:02
[Music]
161:06
here lies your average gamer living the
161:08
dream as a twitchy girl and here is a
161:10
chat that either wishes to be our him or
161:12
to be inside him look at this [ __ ]
161:14
guy you can't get through this [ __ ] but
161:17
i don't want to see it happen
161:24
got the thickie though
161:27
is the dick he trying to get through
161:31
that is
161:32
[ __ ]
161:33
terrifying
161:35
this is the sort of [ __ ] that makes me
161:38
uh
161:41
claustrophobic oh my god
161:46
i hated that i really didn't like that
161:48
at all
161:53
he just slides down he's gone
161:57
i think i follow like three i i follow
162:00
like next [ __ ] level win stupid
162:02
prizes
162:04
uh idiots in cars watch people die
162:06
inside apparently amazon
162:10
uh
162:10
the idiots and cars humans being bros
162:13
because you know i like nice [ __ ]
162:19
yeah [ __ ] coyote uh what else
162:22
next [ __ ] good level that was another
162:24
what made me smile and those are the
162:25
ones that i follow and that's pretty
162:26
much everything that i do on reddit is
162:28
just i mean i don't use reddit very
162:30
often but they're all just reposts of
162:31
tick tocks
162:33
like that's all i've read it
162:35
so
162:36
i i think i just go watch tik tok for a
162:38
while and get the same content
162:41
there
162:43
which people die inside dude there's got
162:45
to be a reddit where just watch people
162:46
die
162:47
[Music]
162:50
well like there is one that's like that
162:52
right online when there is a literal
162:53
rule 34 tag of your name
162:57
[ __ ] yeah
162:59
uh
163:00
what is it called there's one
163:02
you got no okay not not watch people die
163:04
that's that's [ __ ] crazy there's one
163:06
that's um
163:08
ah slash idiots dying
163:11
no there's one that's something like
163:15
ouch or something like that like uh
163:18
that hurt or something like that
163:21
where it's like
163:22
people getting about as close to death
163:26
as
163:27
humanly possible
163:29
and but they don't
163:32
which that i've seen that and it makes
163:34
me like
163:35
egg
163:40
oh
163:43
you can't say that
163:46
feeding tube that's the one hold my
163:48
feeding tube
163:52
oh
163:54
sorry someone really hit me with a dark
163:56
joke jesus [ __ ] hold my feeding tube is
163:59
what i'm on about it's like
164:01
yeah that that's that's the one i'm on
164:03
about uh i don't know how that's that's
164:05
like about it look at all of them are
164:07
like lively videos sweaty palms is fine
164:10
because nothing ever really happens
164:12
near death experience i imagine that's
164:14
all we're gonna be like narrowly getting
164:15
missed but
164:16
hold my feeding tube is like the guy
164:19
getting hit by a car but not dying
164:21
that's that's all that thing is and it's
164:24
like a challenge to see
164:26
how
164:27
how much of it you could stand by just
164:28
being there
164:29
[ __ ] it it's [ __ ] hardcore
164:35
i died twice as a baby but now i'm 28.
164:38
pogchamp
164:40
you didn't need to say that you're still
164:41
alive i can see that it would be
164:44
terrifying if you weren't i died once it
164:46
was a baby that's it
164:49
and now i'm talking to you from beyond
164:50
the grave you need to check out reddit
164:52
people [ __ ] dying
164:57
what okay i gave myself a sound effect
165:06
oh my god it's got one and a half
165:07
million members
165:13
can i show it
165:19
whoosh
165:23
wait
165:25
i've got a feeling it's a meme
165:28
i haven't seen this yet
165:30
what the [ __ ]
165:35
what the [ __ ] is this subreddit
165:41
what the [ __ ]
165:46
gets his great brain scrambled by
165:48
sorcery
165:50
oh it's so [ __ ] good
165:54
oh it's so good okay that's cute i
165:57
really thought that that would be people
165:58
[ __ ] dying
166:01
because that's what i'm used to i'm read
166:02
it now abrupt chaos is gone yeah i
166:04
really i i might follow abrupt chaos
166:07
because i do i hold on
166:12
abrupt case
166:13
i haven't i haven't joined it okay i'm
166:15
joining it because i know this i've i've
166:17
definitely scrolled through [ __ ] like
166:18
this
166:30
some dude's house just flooding
166:32
[Music]
166:36
holy [ __ ]
166:43
that is
166:45
oh
166:46
wait it keeps [ __ ] going dude his
166:48
whole house
166:49
yeah i like this subreddit it's pretty
166:51
epic
166:56
god i'm really scared of the ones that
166:58
are like
166:59
100 likes
167:07
take it i love that that's so [ __ ]
167:10
cool
167:13
isn't that like how they hunt too like a
167:15
bunch of birds do that with fish they'll
167:16
like literally throw bread in the water
167:19
so a fish will try and get it is that a
167:21
thing
167:22
let me go on the top of all time
167:24
actually let's see
167:25
let's go top of let's just do top of
167:27
this week
167:28
oh [ __ ] it top of this month let's set
167:30
our sights real high buddy
167:34
one sec
167:35
i think we're good
167:36
someone died in that video what
167:39
ah
167:40
i i disagree
167:43
my attacks mother's killer
167:49
holy sh that's like out of a [ __ ]
167:51
movie
167:55
oh that's terrifying holy [ __ ] what dude
167:58
isn't there oh that's [ __ ] awful
168:00
isn't that uh thing when like people are
168:02
afraid of like
168:04
giant scale sizes or something like just
168:07
things that are really big like there's
168:09
a phobia of just stuff that's big
168:11
like megaphobia or something
168:14
megalophobia it's like
168:17
that would [ __ ] you right up buddy that
168:19
that even got me a little bit
168:21
that's nuts
168:27
engulfed
168:40
oh [ __ ]
168:42
that's so [ __ ] good yeah let's not
168:45
watch that one
168:46
uh
168:49
oh
168:50
what even is that
168:52
wait what is that
168:57
are they like poles or some [ __ ] what is
168:58
it i can't even tell what it is what is
169:01
that
169:02
what is it i don't know who know what
169:03
they are
169:06
oh that's a disaster
169:08
yeah
169:13
[Music]
169:24
he doesn't look nice
169:29
[ __ ]
169:31
ballard's okay
169:33
he didn't papa didn't look as nice as i
169:35
thought he was talked to early a little
169:36
bit that was the kid's fault yeah that
169:38
kid i mean
169:40
he did well
169:42
a little bit
169:44
he didn't like kick it or anything it
169:45
was like a very slow hey buddy you know
169:48
so but
169:50
yeah
169:51
maybe don't touch a random [ __ ] dog
169:53
just a random animal
169:55
maybe maybe avoid that i clicked off the
169:58
video you show people dying i am
170:00
unsubscribing that is disgusting
170:04
which one what do you want about
170:06
the flood
170:07
the flood didn't have anyone dying you
170:09
mean the people the dog that got his
170:11
mind scrambled
170:18
uh
170:19
let me see
170:21
i'm checking
170:24
because everyone in the comments on
170:25
reddit usually be like did this guy
170:27
[ __ ] die and then they go no stupid
170:30
uh
170:40
i mean keyword search
170:44
ah
170:45
don't look like it no
170:47
i
170:49
no it didn't
170:54
i mean i'm checking reddit comments and
170:56
they're always right so i didn't see
170:58
anything
171:04
oh yeah they're not screaming mom
171:05
they're screaming wall
171:09
what the [ __ ] anyway
171:12
they mean hold my feeding tube well i
171:14
didn't show that
171:17
i didn't show it what are you on about
171:19
anyway
171:20
uh
171:21
since you like tic tocs just got a tic
171:23
tac ah maybe not that one i don't know
171:25
about that fam
171:27
about video a guy fell in the water in
171:28
the boat video
171:30
no he didn't a guy fell on a guy fell
171:33
and then got helped up i was looking at
171:34
it he like he was on the deck thing and
171:37
he like he got caught by someone and i
171:39
was about to say that looks like a main
171:41
character moment for that guy because
171:43
he's
171:44
a boat he's getting he's dangling off
171:47
this platform that's falling off and
171:49
then someone else reaching out to grab
171:51
him and then they do
171:52
that shit's nuts
171:54
i i i don't want to go find it again
171:56
because goddamn that video is nuts but
171:58
like yeah
172:00
ah slash finster is
172:03
interesting
172:05
he was a gamer girl
172:07
oh it was sad
172:09
i thought i was gonna go he was the
172:11
gamer he said see you late oh god lord
172:15
that's now let's go buy new
172:20
munch again
172:24
oh is this just a scrape oh my god
172:27
oh i thought this was a minecraft video
172:29
i was like wondering when the [ __ ] i did
172:30
this piss
172:35
it looks so stupid
172:38
okay what the [ __ ]
172:42
[Music]
172:46
wait
172:49
i mean this is too
172:51
good to actually be music
172:54
well you know it's there's got to be dmc
172:57
from someone else
173:02
i mean it is
173:03
right
173:05
i don't think i can probably
173:07
play that yeah okay
173:09
there's immediately like no one in this
173:11
community made this
173:13
i've heard like five seconds
173:15
i love you i was like no
173:18
there's no way that's that's it's not
173:20
someone
173:22
here oh [ __ ]
173:25
i was scanning through to see if it had
173:29
jesus christ
173:30
oh god i know the [ __ ] meme people
173:32
are gonna want me to see
173:34
let's find it because i've seen it
173:36
already
173:37
it's [ __ ] it's awful
173:39
i want this i i saw this when i thought
173:41
about making it
173:43
let me say no [ __ ]
173:52
i want it to be known that i dislike
173:55
every single one of you
173:57
without fail
173:58
uh
173:59
every one of you that goes on this
174:01
reddit
174:02
um
174:04
it's got a flag
174:08
okay
174:09
uh
174:14
where's my delete button
174:16
[Laughter]
174:18
it's there i could do it
174:25
oh my god
174:30
what what the [ __ ] is going on on my
174:32
reddit man
174:34
it's just
174:35
you know what the [ __ ] is going on
174:38
what in the [ __ ] journey watching you
174:40
your looks are amazing
174:42
it goes straight from like yeah the
174:44
edits are like
174:47
i get like i you know what no i don't i
174:49
don't get the edits i don't understand
174:51
them i get that some people like them
174:54
but i don't get why
174:56
i don't know why there's so many of them
175:04
i don't know
175:07
like there's no way that my face is
175:10
gonna look better than whoever was
175:11
behind this there's no way
175:14
this
175:14
is refresh the new section oh do i want
175:17
to
175:19
i'm doing it do i want to though
175:24
i don't see anything on the new
175:27
on maybe i need to go off and on again
175:32
and let's just go
175:37
i've seen that video before i've seen
175:39
this [ __ ] before
175:41
look at this
175:42
it's a it's the video is a minute long
175:45
it's the guy swimming under ice
175:48
and it it it makes you so panicked
175:53
because he gets lost why don't you flip
175:56
your camera on youtube but don't on
175:58
twitch because this is the way it is and
176:00
when you want to face the game look
176:03
man's gone past it he doesn't oh
176:06
my that that's some sweaty [ __ ] palms
176:09
moment man
176:11
i don't know i don't like that one bit
176:14
oh my god
176:16
what do you mean refresh the new tag
176:17
there's nothing new on there
176:19
yeah anxiety personified dude i watched
176:21
that before because i don't know it read
176:23
it just everything's a repost so like
176:26
oh my god was he okay oh yeah no he he
176:29
gets out fine it just takes a
176:32
worryingly long time like
176:35
and by the way at no point does the
176:37
person help like listen
176:40
like she's doing nothing or he's doing i
176:42
don't know
176:43
i'm judging by the shoes it's a shape
176:45
but
176:46
like look at this
176:49
and then he and then he's fine
176:52
but like if you were this guy
176:55
wouldn't you just forever hate the
176:57
person filming
176:59
i mean come on
177:02
uh i mean i'm no i don't think any of
177:05
you guys you're much smarter than this
177:07
you would never do that
177:09
because obviously
177:11
but
177:13
if it were you
177:15
you would you would
177:16
what would dude
177:18
you'd excuse yourself from whatever
177:21
friend group that is that they were just
177:23
completely fine they didn't try to break
177:25
it they didn't try to do [ __ ] they
177:27
didn't try and grab him a little bit
177:29
they just filmed what was going on
177:32
ah nothing up the top the guy could have
177:34
done
177:35
what
177:36
it ain't it doesn't look like thin i
177:39
didn't even try
177:41
they didn't even make an effort man
177:46
i mean you at least like you see the
177:48
hole and they just grab you know like
177:50
come on he got really close to it i just
177:52
couldn't find it
177:55
but
177:56
might fall in then risk helping
177:59
what you just grab
178:00
if
178:02
i mean he didn't know what was going on
178:03
down there if someone like grabbed your
178:05
arm you'd be like oh [ __ ] okay there
178:08
that's where i should go if she wanted
178:10
alimony
178:11
dude it's not how they just i it's weird
178:14
because
178:15
this video is a repost doesn't have
178:17
sound the original does have sound and
178:19
it's so eerie because she's
178:21
nothing
178:22
like she's just
178:25
just nothing
178:27
or the the guy or girl who's filming i'm
178:29
saying she cause i'm literally just
178:31
judging it off shoes
178:32
but like
178:40
they don't even try bro
178:44
like
178:49
dude i'm watching it [ __ ] terrifying
178:51
anyway big bunk
178:53
this is too thick for him to just break
178:55
when he jump
178:57
he jumps he maybe also didn't find the
178:59
hole again
179:00
uh i mean it's just they don't like do
179:03
anything i don't try any tragedy clip is
179:05
not like that nowadays everyone's just
179:07
filming not helping
179:08
yeah okay in this perspective
179:11
i do not get why they didn't help in
179:13
every other one like i think people get
179:15
a lot of [ __ ] for like they go oh why
179:17
are people just filming fights and not
179:19
helping what the [ __ ]
179:21
do you really think you i'd help
179:25
if a fight was happening like a like a
179:27
bad fight not like a yay [ __ ] you karen
179:30
fight you know not that like a a proper
179:33
[ __ ]
179:34
you know i would not help why would you
179:37
help unless it's like
179:39
someone that's like a friend of yours
179:41
or like it's a vastly different power
179:44
thing like it's a guy beating up like a
179:46
tiny like [ __ ] a tiny guy or a woman
179:49
or something like a kid
179:51
no then then maybe but only maybe i
179:54
think realistically if i was there it'd
179:56
be a maybe not a oh i'd step in
179:58
immediately
180:00
i'm not a big guy
180:02
not a big guy either man i don't think i
180:04
could handle myself that well in a fight
180:06
uh
180:07
i i we got this like dummy that we like
180:10
it's like a
180:11
the bob dummies that like boxing dummies
180:14
right
180:15
i've realized from me punching that that
180:18
i i wouldn't be good in a fight i'd be
180:21
really bad in a fight i don't know how i
180:24
don't know how to fight
180:26
um there's just nothing i could do what
180:28
belt did you get
180:29
i think green
180:31
i think
180:32
it was like middle middle of the pack of
180:35
judo
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uh
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if it got to grappling
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i'd probably win if they weren't much
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stronger than me
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uh because i'm better at that i'm really
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quite good at grappling
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um
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but no i just literally i've never
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properly learned how to throw a punch i
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can throw a punch fine
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um you know i can do a punch fine i
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think hold on judge my form right hold
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on okay uh [ __ ] this is awkward to do on
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camera
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you know [ __ ] no
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yeah so i can i i know roughly
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however
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my forte is not in that my forte is
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wrestling with strong men on the ground
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huh yeah a little bit
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oh okay what no what i realized is after
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hitting it and like i'm a psychopath so
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i immediately grab something like this
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and i just go okay what if i had this in
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my hand and i just went bonk i realized
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that that would pretty much kill you
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like
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if someone had a metal thing and just
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went bunk
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really [ __ ] hard you i think i'd die
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i don't know i don't think i could it
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like
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it hits so much harder than or you
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almost think it would
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when you see it hitting something that's
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human-shaped it clicks in your brain how
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insane that would be like we have a
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hammer
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you don't need like
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a hammer like you're done one hit to the
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to the head it's over
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like it's terrifying that's why like the
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fights scare me now and they didn't
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before
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because i got that i got that dummy i
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was like well i i just
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you know
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it's not that like i fought a dummy and
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lost it's that i know that if i was the
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dummy
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right like it's a little bit shorter
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than me it's eye level is here and i'm
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not the strong i'm not the like the
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tallest guy so if someone was like six
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foot two
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and roughly equivalent i know that any
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hit they land is going to be awful those
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people just couldn't take
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yeah thanks i mean
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i'm not punching anything
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uh so it is really [ __ ] awkward
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uh but like and i don't want to bring
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the guy up here because you know that's
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insane but like you know
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it would be
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uh tommy and it could take you
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no
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i'm stronger than tommy in it he's just
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tall he's skinny
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i'm not confident about wilbur's suit
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though
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i'm not a hundred percent that i could
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beat suit up in a fight i may be able to
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purely because he's he gives me the
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pacifist vibe
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you know
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oh he's a soft boy thank you stuff
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i think i could beat him in a fight by
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talking about i think i could beat
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wilbur suit in a fight by talking about
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something to do with
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philosophy
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and that would like
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get him think i could send him into an
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existential crisis real thick real quick
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then hit him with the right you know
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like that's how i take out will
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tommy on the other hand
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is a bit more difficult
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because tommy is
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hyperactive he is constantly he has
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done a line of adderall same with uh
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tubbo
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where to the point and he's also tall as
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well so i'd be i'd be swinging up so i
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don't know if i could take tommy it's a
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maybe for me i don't think i could take
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tommy
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it would be i think like it's a it's a
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55-50 bet against each other
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uh
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but like tommy's cool
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i don't know if i could do it to him
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wilbur on the other hand i could take
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will jack manifold is quite strong
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but he's also quite small
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my punches have a lot more weight behind
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them than jack's
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uh
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so i think i could take jack personal
184:41
reasons i always carry a brass knuckle
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and for the i asked a friend to swing my
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metal blade at me while i uppercut it
184:47
the bat got bent a brass knuckle negates
184:50
all shocks to your own hand and is so
184:52
dangerous jesus
184:54
the one person i know i couldn't take is
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minx so i died plans to take out your
184:59
mcc competition
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uh possibly i think if me and minx
185:04
thought the fight would be over so
185:07
quickly i would be underground
185:09
i i couldn't win
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uh
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i just couldn't minx is insane
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uh
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i couldn't do it
185:17
minx would like minx would [ __ ] me up he
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minks would [ __ ] everyone that i know up
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marisa given though would beat up every
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single one of us marisa would win in a
185:28
fight any day
185:32
like
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maurice is kind of out she's
185:36
she's outclassed as all
185:37
minx is terrifying though
185:39
minx could hiss at me and i'd run away
185:46
sorry max
185:47
um but you are terrifying
185:49
in a in a good way you know like in a
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uh in a friendly way in like a
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terrifying like
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we're good friends
185:58
but like don't get me wrong
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if like
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if you said that i was sitting in your
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seat i'd get up
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you know like i'd i'd leave i'd i'd move
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i i you know you are a little bit scary
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i panic a bit
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anyway
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uh
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minks embraces that she's terrifying she
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does she's very nice though weirdly
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enough in person she's very nice
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um oh my god
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it's the same with nikki what okay
186:34
nikki's the furthest thing away from
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terrifying just nikki's a very very nice
186:37
person in real life it's almost it's
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almost just nuts how nice nicky is tired
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yeah
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um
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in fact
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i have said to peach that i may jump
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into vr chat with her
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and some people
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i'm pavlov [ __ ]
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yeah
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i'm down
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uh
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okay
187:06
white and sticky it's gluefin
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yes
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what about filzer
187:17
what do you think you do against phil
187:19
i've never met phil i can't judge him
187:21
phil and me are like are not we don't we
187:23
don't know each other really i mean i've
187:25
talked to him i've talked to him for
187:26
like an hour
187:28
but
187:29
i didn't get a good read off phil
187:32
it was just over a discord call i'm now
187:34
tall fillers i don't know how big he is
187:36
i don't know how tough he is i don't
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know his attitude
187:38
i don't know about it man
187:40
phil phil seems i don't know
187:43
i i don't know kyle kyle would [ __ ]
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car would punch through me uh
187:50
he didn't fill you in phil has
187:52
experience phil's an old man
187:55
phil phil's just too old he has too much
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experience in the arts
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he's had so much more time to study the
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blade than i
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my god man i don't know boys i think
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this may be a decent time to end the
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stream because i'm going to go off and
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uh
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i'm going to go off and i shall
188:17
play vr chat for a while because i'm
188:18
getting quite tired
188:20
i'm glad that i could have a stream
188:21
every now and then where i don't try it
188:23
all i promise next time i'll look a bit
188:24
better
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uh
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but
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when are you gonna do a vr stream when i
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get my vr thing sorted you know [ __ ] it
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in the meantime i might just try and set
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up my uh my vr chat
188:37
my vr trackers because i have vr
188:40
trackers i don't know how to charge them
188:41
but i've got them i do not set them up
188:42
either so i may look up a tutorial for
188:45
them and then see if i can't do it
188:47
but yeah boys i will see you
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why not
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ah
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ah
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just right on the left one bro
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oh
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[Music]
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[Music]
189:32
[Applause]
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goodbye
189:39
all right well
189:42
good lord all right
189:44
looking
189:45
mighty dominant enough infertile
189:50
i'll see you boys
189:52
goodbye
189:55
i look like a
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kremlin [ __ ]
189:58
[Music]
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oh [ __ ] god bad kitten