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[Music]
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eleven month wow
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[Music]
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14 months
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[Music]
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hello fellas
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oh my god hey fellas hey chass here
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what's up
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it's been a little while
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just just a little tiny bit you know
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it's been just
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you know it's a touch of time the
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smallest dab of time
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since i have last been live
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uh
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follow me i'm gonna check something
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first
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so
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i'm so dead scared because i just got
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changed in front of the camera i was so
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dead scared that i'd like switch to the
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main camera again and it would it would
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happen again you know what i'm talking
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about anyway
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let me uh let me swap to the main camera
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a second prepare for my sheer uh grace
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and beauty and
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uh pog champness
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anyway
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hi
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finn
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why do you look like that why do you
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look
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like that
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why you dress like this finn why do you
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look like the local hobo outside of a
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7-eleven
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well
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this is not
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my permanent outfit
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this is my laundry outfit you may say
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because listen
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hello rose you are back yes your streams
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less than three
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i took a couple days off
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four months
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i took a couple days off
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without telling anyone
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uh just a couple
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so i so i i figured uh
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i figured i could repay you i got two
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new dresses and i'm giving you i'm gonna
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give you a moment of redemption here
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chat you can do the right thing or you
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can do the wrong thing and i think
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you're gonna figure out which either of
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those options are really quickly
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uh
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hair looking nice well
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let me announce first we're the next two
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weeks of girl month because yes
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it is now girl month day one
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one whole year with this slot holy [ __ ]
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thank you for the thank you for the uh
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kind comments um
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so i got um
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go month is now gonna be or at least for
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the for the next two weeks anyway
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no hair extensions the natural long hair
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i can style it do whatever i want i can
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run my fingers through it unlike the
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last time the last long whenever i have
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long hair
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fanboy month kind of
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um but this is the hair length we can
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straighten it we can curl it we can do
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whatever
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however if you guys don't like it it's
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only gonna last two weeks
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so
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there is that
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show the calendar just to shame you okay
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listen it's
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pog chat fine you know what i took a
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couple days off
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uh what's their website again
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is it girl month is it girl month.com
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michael 14 months
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have they mapped out the
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okay um
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so
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[ __ ] uh what's the date today 29th
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it's
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been uh let me show you
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uh can i do that
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this is uh this is the last time i
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streamed was the ninth
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um
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and now it's the 29th
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i took a couple days off
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like one or two from back to this chat i
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have a new sub anniversary one or two
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maybe
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one or two maybe my 15 month punk anyway
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so
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i'm gonna give you guys the options here
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one or two one or two literally 20 days
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for six months i think you've added an
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extra zero on there
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i uh i i also learned that yesterday i
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booted up factorio a terrible idea
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uh factorio is the closest to heroin
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slash crack that i've ever taken
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uh just straight to my bloodstream
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factorio oh my god
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so all right
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listen
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[Music]
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uh wait what the [ __ ] well hello
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wait
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is that true hold on
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[Music]
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[Music]
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17 months chat why why are we just to
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suffer am i doing government into
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[ __ ] next year
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14 months down
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almost got to the 15 month mark since
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you've been am i doing this into next
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year you took so many breaks okay
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six months
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less than underscore less than
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[ __ ]
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okay such abandonment oh my god
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oh [ __ ] man okay
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happy new year yeah [ __ ]
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well actually new year is a break
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but the [ __ ] christmas is bang in the
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middle of it
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oh my god dude i can't even keep track
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of the amount of subs i was read okay
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violet is due
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because it's been nine months since i've
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been subscribed to you
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oh baby time so okay listen who was the
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one pregnant
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okay listen
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i've got the two new dresses i haven't
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actually unpacked them yet so i i don't
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actually know what they look like
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here's what they look like in a package
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okay
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you'll quickly figure out which one's
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gonna be the bad one was starting to
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think this channel was dead
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i got mess i got a message like also if
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you quit
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i never quit i'm a strong
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sharp boy okay
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red bad interesting interesting
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assessments
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this is my like gauge of your morals by
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the way or maybe not morals but you know
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what i mean
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all right here's the red one right
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here's the red one it's
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you know it's a red oh [ __ ] joy thanks
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for thank of the subs
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it's uh it's a red dress look at that
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it's you know it's classy it's it's not
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short but it's not long i don't know if
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it fits but who knows it's got you know
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it's got a bit of a cut out for bob's
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you know but it's got you know it's it's
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a classy dress a classy classy uh lady
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mayweath
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uh that shops on amazon
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um here's the next one
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oh that's so [ __ ] satisfying to do by
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the way the fact that that cuts it's
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like razor
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murica baby
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there are pieces to this
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oh damn
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it smells a little bit
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what the [ __ ]
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dude
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what the [ __ ] i choked a little bit on
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my spit
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what the [ __ ] oh damn
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jesus oh okay it carries on thank you
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for the 50 gifted subs fdc
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holy crap
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congratulations to the 50 people that
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just got okay [ __ ] hell there's
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already been like 200 subs congrats to
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the 200 people that have managed to get
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subs jesus and thanks for everyone for
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subbing
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here's the next one
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it is
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holy [ __ ] dude 13 months already
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i found this on amazon
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and i thought it was really funny
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and
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yeah it's a
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it's i yeah okay hold on there's a
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there's a ribbon and everything to go on
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it there's a
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i think this is a hairband i don't know
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it's a mage dress but it's the like
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it's it's like if someone was like
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it's a sus made dress what can i say
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i don't know
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it looks like you've been back yet true
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it sounded like one too
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but yeah girl month i don't know what
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it'll look like
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i will let you um
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wear one single tape it's fairly strong
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i think okay listen i'm gonna hold this
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up to both of you
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one of these i'm gonna wear for the rest
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of the stream by the way it's a choker
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oh [ __ ] okay i don't know then it may be
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a choker instead of a headband
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it looks to me like a headband but what
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could it be
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there's no way that's how it's supposed
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to be
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there's no way that's not right it looks
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stupid i look like i'm in the [ __ ] i
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look like i'm a judge in like the 1980s
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no 1890s
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or the [ __ ] what the one with the wigs
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anyway
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i'm gonna put up a pole oh [ __ ] they
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already put up a pole
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red classy lady dress
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black bin bag
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two months already hell yeah
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choose correctly i am not looking at the
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pole
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i want to be surprised oh [ __ ] thank you
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for the 10 gifted subs clearly some of
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you are quite nice right so you're
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gifting subs
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clearly
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you've got great taste
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and you've got
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good style and you're very nice to me
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because you send you send me money you
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you uh chat in my chat you make jokes
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you say nice things you compliments
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so clearly you'd pick the right option
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oh yes i'm
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sure which one would you like now either
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way
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i probably will wear the other one at
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some point whichever one gets picked i
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will wear one of them
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i but for now i'm giving you the option
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since i did take a
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20 day break i took a slight brief
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intermission in my streams
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flattery won't work
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okay
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oh my god
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jesus dude
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i've never seen you guys subscribe this
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much is this just everyone refreshing
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their subscriptions holy [ __ ]
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it's cool as hell it looks really cool
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on the thing
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september oh [ __ ] is it nice
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12 months slow
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wait a sec i have one day left of
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september
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i've like i i could not have capitalized
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in on this
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worse
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[ __ ] i streamed like twice this month
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damn okay
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imagine a streamer streaming during this
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time
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my god all right this is really warm by
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the way fun fact this is actually this
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what i'm wearing is actually a sample
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of uh where i so i'm picking where to
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listen there may or may not be uh
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merchandising in the works but i wanted
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to pick the exact like thing that i wear
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the thing that it's from and so this is
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the current favorite this is in the gray
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color but it's very high quality
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i'm not selling you anything yet
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but i may do in the future but yeah i
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want to pick them because i want like
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complete control
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[ __ ] the vote ended what is it
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you know
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i'm at least pleased that 32 percent of
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you
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were merciful
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but my god you are the minority
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it it looks comfy
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did it did it really look comfy have you
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ever touched a bin bag you ever touched
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a bin liner
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as we call them in the uh united kingdom
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you ever touch one of those
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in fact let me see
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the outside is that the inside is a
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little bit better but not much better
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[ __ ] okay
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i do have
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things prepared because i didn't prepare
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beforehand because i'm stupid
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hello looking lovely as always
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i have
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i already have a bra on obviously go on
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i have [ __ ]
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someone just say my wig looks trash
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oh [ __ ] okay i have this
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my wig is very cheap uh i have a corset
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obviously
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uh
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i figured you guys won that also i am
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the lightest i've been in three years
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fun fact uh off camera i actually did
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try and do some weight loss and i did
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lose like four kilograms which is pretty
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[ __ ] good i'm at 71 right now so
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now i've told you now i definitely can't
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go back on it thank you dbbs for the
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five good subs um
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okay
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here's the other problem i need like an
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un
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what the [ __ ] is it called an underliner
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or something like something like this
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right i can do aries
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also 17 months pog
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[ __ ] yeah
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17 months holy [ __ ] it's been a while
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it's a real hair wig that's of course
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why it looks good hourglass video
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hopefully uh 70kg that's great yeah i
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i'm you i was i got a giant [ __ ]
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glory thank you i've added a [ __ ] to
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your name thank you for the fight give
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it subs i i got up to like
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kg which was the heaviest i've been and
15:28
then i was like holy [ __ ] some stuff
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needs to change
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i changed it even t seen you in like 10
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of them carrot almonds with a
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squidward-looking body
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do i cannibalize your hairline looks
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good
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thank you
15:46
i agree
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i don't know whether that was a subtle
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jab
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hold on let me see
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i don't know whether to cannibalize like
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an item of 15 months that i have
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to make like a quick thing to go under a
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corset so it's more comfy i don't know
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why i didn't think this through at all
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well i've got this i could cannibalize
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this i could cut this up into a shred
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just cut that in half i'm sure this
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should work
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the baby is getting bigger
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this cake
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but then the llama won't have a cape so
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i the llama won't have a cape though so
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then 15 months and still going strong
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[Applause]
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eleven months pog
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i'm kind of an idiot i recently cleared
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up everything that i owned and now i
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don't really have anything that i can
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cut to shreds i do have this which is
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kind of ugly
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uh i do have that wait it's not even
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that bad i mean it's i've never worn it
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and i've owned it for ages should i just
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chill it should it just become cannon
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fodder
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it may just have to become cannon fodder
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chat
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i'm sorry this thing may go
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that's cute oh [ __ ]
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oh why do you like it [ __ ] i need
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something to i need something to murder
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dude
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oh [ __ ] okay uh [ __ ]
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nine months my girl
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let's go into the middle and have it
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become a minecraft speedrunner
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i could go into the box
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17 months punk
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do i
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there's got to be something in there
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that i don't i don't want anymore
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there's gotta be i had so much [ __ ]
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clothing
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oh let's use the knife someone sent me
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it's a good cut cloth cutter eleven
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months already holy a cheese no e f1
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what do you mean no i'm just i'm just
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destroying something i'm doing and then
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something else
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killed my day so far has been eating
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cold mcdonald's and crying cause my
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grandma died thx for making it better
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smile
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ah that's cold mcdonald's ain't gonna
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make that better holy [ __ ] normal
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mcdonald's ain't gonna make that better
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do yourself a solid get five guys at
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least oh my god
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sad pepe
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nearly a year already very epic okay i
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think i'm gonna go into the box and find
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something because i knocked the [ __ ]
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i knocked the like thing off of it
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i knocked the thing off of it
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it's just broken i just haven't moved i
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just haven't opened the [ __ ] box
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uh
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should i shall i destroy something
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i'm gonna destroy something brb let's
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see what i can find
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but i'm wait
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hey baby one year and one month here yay
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i wanna see what the first thing i can
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finagle my way to is
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i'm trying to find t-shirt looking thing
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feeling thing
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what the [ __ ] is that a shoe
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did i put shoes in here
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that's underwear
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what the [ __ ]
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one year look god damn it it feels wrong
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to even open it i've never actually
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opened that box in so [ __ ] long yes i
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did
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all right feet yuck okay i'm gonna grab
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a t-shirt out of it look don't look at
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my ass i'm wearing such a short skirt
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12 months of this crazy man
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what do you mean crazy
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what's good my g fin boy how are you
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doing and how are you feel this is the
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worst shirt
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okay well i think this is from the gap
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wait no eggs get laid this thing's going
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it's so [ __ ] i'm so sorry i'm not
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you're ugly
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so you finally getting big old titties
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what
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what
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chair streams dude i've got the other
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chair too do i i do i swap to the pink
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chair maybe i swap to the pink chair
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when i'm actually dressed
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who knows
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wait was there a thong week dude okay
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holy [ __ ]
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i'm so strong looks like a no no germany
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flag please don't wear it
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i'm so [ __ ] strong
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holy [ __ ]
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i'm so [ __ ] strong
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such power such ferocity
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oh my muscles are bulging
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bulging
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[Music]
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fck it i have no morals d
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okay
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i'm guessing the donations are a little
20:52
bit behind
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okay
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um switch to the pink chair it's got a
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ton of just stuff on it
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something's bulging there all right i've
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got to get a corset on
21:05
brb what do i do
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how do i do this i've got an idea one
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second
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five months smile i have an idea let's
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cut that off
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right
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and then i'm going to make a quick thing
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five months subbed and i have exams
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tomorrow please say
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i am very dumb i'm gonna be over there
21:29
getting changed i think
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uh
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17 months punk where's text there we go
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okay
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new oh damn
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bam
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oh [ __ ]
21:41
getting
21:42
changed
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look at that professional streamer [ __ ]
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uh
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hold on
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professional streamer look at this i'm
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so cool i'm so cool and epic okay right
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i need
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all right i'll just read the chat
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the week has to start again yes i have
22:03
26k points betting that you would be
22:06
late today is the time you decide to be
22:09
on time for once tongue i'd like i i
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think doing a redo of the of the sub
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goal
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is
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is kind of worth it
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i i i do kind i do kind of agree with
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you that i kind of goofed i took 20 days
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off of a month-long goal uh so that's
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you know
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fair
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[Music]
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i'm just welcome back
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loosening
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okay ah thank you
22:42
my trials and tribulations of being so
22:44
hot have led me back here again okay
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right
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can you see me no
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hello
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let's grab you come over here oh yeah
22:57
look i don't know okay no one's gonna
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give a [ __ ] about this but i fixed my
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microphone
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i know no one cares but like look at
23:04
look at the mic how it is now
23:06
i don't know if you remember it like
23:08
falling off i don't know if you remember
23:10
it how bad it was
23:12
but it's so much better now and i don't
23:14
know why no one told me how to fix this
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thing
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like no one why
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wait [ __ ] do i just get changed into the
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full thing like out over here or do i
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like what do i do
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shall i get into the full thing
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15 months cool face
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red
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oh wait [ __ ] i might be a while then
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okay because i can get i can get into a
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corset i think pretty easily but the
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dress might be another thing
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dude what if it doesn't fit i mean i
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know it's not like too small but it
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might be too big maybe
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i don't know
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it's like one of those ones that i saw
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that was like
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listed on amazon is like chinese sizes
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order a size up and like things were
24:02
saying like yeah yeah order like one or
24:04
two sizes up so i'm just like
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i ordered that but i don't know if it's
24:08
too big i don't know if it's still too
24:09
small oh [ __ ] pizza man knuckles pizza
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let's go thank you for the gifted subs
24:14
baby
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[ __ ] hell we've gone up like four
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hundred seconds one and then
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okay
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how does this work
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16 months but how am i supposed to simp
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if you're not streaming
24:32
good to see you back i haven't put on a
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corset in [ __ ]
24:37
months or months well like you know it
24:40
feels like months weeks
24:42
i haven't put on a course in so long
24:44
this is kind of like stress
24:47
what if i see the wrong months of being
24:48
the biggest tier three sub
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oh
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oh [ __ ] okay that's how i do that
24:58
now i don't know whether this will work
24:59
better or worse now that i've lost i
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don't know
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we do view tick tock you know
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yeah
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have you guys been appreciating the tick
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tocks i posted stuff that's been kind of
25:14
neat i saw minx is do i i don't know if
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i'll ever escalate to the level what
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minx is at where she's dancing around
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i don't think i'll ever get to that
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point
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sadly
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okay
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now in theory
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if i like
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oh down there
25:37
tuck that
25:39
like there
25:41
oh [ __ ] caiman thanks for watching the
25:42
subs
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okay
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okay
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i calls it down
25:52
slash on
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oh [ __ ]
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[ __ ]
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okay
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uh
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how is this gonna
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oh bro it's a bin bag
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okay hold on
26:18
sorry my gigantic ass is having trouble
26:20
getting into it
26:22
my voluptuous
26:24
booty
26:27
eleven months pog my name jeff also any
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new knives oh my [ __ ] damn
26:35
oh [ __ ] hold on
26:38
oh my god
26:41
oh [ __ ] wait this might be bad uh hey
26:43
chat i've realized something uh it's
26:45
definitely not too big
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um
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oh [ __ ] hold on
26:51
it's definitely the the dress definitely
26:53
isn't too long
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can i is this wearable one sec
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[Music]
27:00
[ __ ]
27:01
i like [ __ ] up just hijacking the
27:04
stream to say that we are looking for
27:05
streamed mods and the applications are
27:07
open either join the discord and look in
27:10
the pin messages of hashtag streamtalk
27:12
or click the link i'm blasting in chat
27:16
yep chat this is uh
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oh [ __ ] you whoo
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it's definitely not
27:23
oh my god
27:25
it definitely ain't too big
27:29
oh [ __ ]
27:32
oh wait i'm [ __ ] in a way it's not
27:35
supposed to be [ __ ] up
27:36
oh [ __ ] thank you stop it
27:42
wait hold on i'm on i'm on a bit of a
27:45
mission see if this is actually gonna
27:46
work
27:49
you looking cute bro
27:51
oh thank you bro
27:56
oh it's on
27:58
it's on hey cutie
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oh
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oh no okay this is not good
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uh
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this is so [ __ ] bad
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oh [ __ ]
28:35
chat hold on
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i i think um
28:42
listen i know it's like skirts and
28:43
dresses
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but i i may need a safety safety um
28:48
something under this check twitter dms
28:51
preoccupied i just want to say yes or no
28:56
hold on
29:00
[ __ ] can i even do this
29:02
because this is gonna like where were
29:03
you there i was having fem boy
29:05
withdrawal symptoms f1 nn5t sad f1 nn5t
29:10
sad
29:13
hold on i'm trying really hard to tie a
29:16
bow behind my back
29:19
this is really difficult
29:27
okay
29:28
in theory oh thank you i know
29:30
thank you for the subs
29:33
oh okay i think that worked
29:36
how does that what is this okay i need a
29:38
decision what is this
29:41
is it a headband or is it like a neck
29:43
thing
29:43
i don't know i could check amazon and
29:46
see what 15 months punk but i know one
29:48
of you will also know because you're all
29:50
degenerates
29:55
there's something hold on let me see
29:57
[ __ ] it i'm going to search an amazon
29:58
you're all you're giving me leg thigh
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uh garth headband neck
30:06
okay most of you saying leg let me see
30:08
i will see one sec
30:13
i ordered this a long time ago
30:16
so i'm just seeing where the [ __ ] okay i
30:18
found it
30:19
it's a neckband it is a neckband but
30:21
it's the wrong i was holding it the
30:23
wrong way it goes like this way
30:26
okay glad to finally able to catch the
30:29
stream
30:30
i bought a corset as well recently keep
30:33
up the streams smiley face oh
30:36
yeah
30:38
congratulations on your corset now i
30:40
know what you're on about for the thigh
30:42
thing
30:43
and i can i can also do that at the same
30:46
time possibly
30:48
but not with this i have another thing
30:51
shall i do that as well hey
30:53
stuff has been a while also
30:56
i'm not sure how you're looking so cute
30:58
while wearing a gray sweater but damn it
31:01
great success
31:04
i do the voice but i can't do it
31:07
eleven months
31:10
oh [ __ ] okay wait
31:12
it's it's taking all of my effort not to
31:14
construct a not that i'll needs to cut
31:16
myself a little twirl with the usa skirt
31:20
uh well a bit late for that
31:26
[ __ ] okay come on
31:28
come on buddy
31:29
just one just one single knot hey f1
31:32
then and i'm glad you're back i'm sure
31:35
that stone is glad that i'm not gonna be
31:37
neurotically asking if you're okay
31:40
so since you were gone for so long and
31:42
riza took a picture of you wearing
31:44
trousers can you please tell me how
31:46
dress and skirt month
31:49
yeah so i'm i'm basically i think i'm
31:51
just going to restart it now that both
31:53
was pre-determined absolute goblins
31:55
because i wasn't streaming so i think i
31:58
might just restart it now so it's a bit
32:00
more fair
32:02
you know
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so basically that's what i'll do i have
32:08
no idea what to do about the thong thing
32:09
because i did wear the thongs for a week
32:11
because i did wear the thongs for a week
32:13
uh i got that i don't know whether i
32:15
should restart that as well
32:18
i'll leave that up to a viewer decision
32:25
happy six months babe okay
32:28
i'm one sock away from being done
32:34
and yeah there are socks
32:38
yes oh for [ __ ] sake
32:42
okay
32:45
i grabbed this
32:48
oh
32:48
damn
32:50
oh
32:51
[ __ ] me hold on
32:57
okay
32:58
ready i am i think done
33:02
i think
33:03
okay let me like
33:05
um guy can't believe it's been 23 months
33:08
already love your work keep on making
33:10
straight guys question their sexuality
33:15
and let's snap that to there
33:18
turn on the autofocus we can't see you
33:22
so i don't know autofocus just like the
33:24
camera moves to me
33:28
okay boys
33:30
are you ready
33:32
because i haven't seen it yet either
33:34
with his son the son asks dad can't you
33:37
just use a sponge
33:40
jesus [ __ ]
33:41
okay
33:42
ready
33:45
it might look like a trap i don't know i
33:47
haven't seen this i'm seeing it with you
33:49
ready uh
33:52
three two one
33:54
oh holy [ __ ]
33:56
holy [ __ ] god it's okay so here's why
34:00
i'm disliking this
34:02
it's because
34:04
you know it's uh short as [ __ ] and i
34:07
don't know what i can do with it i don't
34:10
know what i can
34:11
do with it
34:15
that's how it's supposed to be i think
34:17
oh [ __ ]
34:20
it's
34:24
okay
34:24
let's do this
34:26
let's straighten my uniform up now i
34:28
this is what i couldn't do
34:30
through the epic sm wait why didn't i
34:32
just turn around ago
34:40
also thanks for helping me cement that i
34:42
am indeed by pogba's oh [ __ ] yeah yeah
34:45
no i know that the everything's lagging
34:47
by like 10 minutes there's a bit of a
34:48
wall are you going to be opening p.o box
34:51
packages tonight as well also don't
34:54
hesitate so many hurts dresses and thong
34:56
week has reset by your own decision
35:00
yeah
35:01
i'm okay with resetting it maybe not the
35:03
thumb part
35:04
i'm okay with resetting it though
35:06
because yeah it's it's kind of warranted
35:08
i took 20 days off i didn't stream for
35:10
20 days and given i didn't necessarily
35:14
wear a lot of skirts or anything during
35:16
it because i just walked around my house
35:18
just naked because i could and i filmed
35:21
like two youtube videos and after the
35:24
thing ended so i was just like yeah
35:27
anyway
35:28
tts is lagging a lot i know it's like
35:31
so behind hold let me see
35:36
uh
35:39
wait hold on
35:43
okay one sec
35:45
yeah okay
35:47
it is so we're 10 minutes behind
35:53
to see you again sis looking pogbas as
35:55
always
35:57
give you bad [ __ ] energy no they give
35:59
me uncomfortable [ __ ] energy
36:02
they just give me [ __ ] energy uh i'm
36:05
gonna open a window uh that window
36:07
however uh i am of course not going to
36:10
get banned so brb as i journey let's not
36:14
into the unknown
36:18
open you
36:23
wearing a
36:24
like faux leather latex foam whatever it
36:27
is uh
36:30
my dress is a little bit warm
36:32
not a lot of it not a lot of it as it
36:34
escapes not very breathable of an outfit
36:36
okay
36:37
so i've done like most of my makeup here
36:40
i i haven't done like lips and also [ __ ]
36:43
how do you think about the hair
36:45
do you like the hair i don't know
36:47
whether you like the hair or not do you
36:48
like the hair
36:51
in the last five months i lost almost 30
36:54
kg and i am now a proud owner of a few
36:56
dresses a wig fake bobs and makeup btw i
37:01
am at 68 kilograms and you are
37:03
responsible for all this oh no [ __ ]
37:06
congrats you like you've got one over on
37:08
me you've got at least you've got uh
37:10
three over on me i'll catch you
37:12
so high again
37:13
is it that long without extensions this
37:15
there's nothing in my hair this is just
37:17
my hair
37:18
this is just my natural hair nothing in
37:19
it no extensions just my hair so
37:23
yeah i don't know so i've got i i'm
37:25
doing this without extensions if i
37:27
straightened it it might be a little bit
37:29
longer um but
37:32
there's a vote okay
37:35
plug not pog needs extensions let's see
37:37
so extension would make it like
37:39
down to here
37:40
essentially we've seen the extensions
37:42
before they do look a little bit worse
37:44
than natural hair obviously but
37:46
they do give your hair extra length so
37:48
breathable thank you
37:52
holy [ __ ] ninety-five percent of you say
37:54
parry up and change already
37:59
yeah we're a little bit delayed on the
38:01
dexter speech
38:02
hurry up and change i'm done hyphen i
38:04
was saving for a donation but i got
38:06
hacked hope that would do
38:08
oh well yeah anything man i don't mind
38:11
thank you
38:12
uh fenster plus marisa best lesbian
38:15
couple looks like
38:18
uh marisa is actually here by though
38:19
she's sleeping and i i had to go run and
38:21
get the fake boobs and she's still
38:23
sleeping somehow throughout all of this
38:25
where's the pink chair over there do we
38:28
swap to the picture or do we continue
38:30
with the black and dark themes bad [ __ ]
38:33
vibe [ __ ] yellow heart green heart blue
38:36
heart purple heart
38:39
[Music]
38:40
many hearts thank you
38:42
swap pink pink [ __ ] body in the
38:44
reflection
38:48
i didn't get naked
38:51
i did one bit at a time actually
38:54
god people trying to trick me hopefully
38:56
that's not true
38:58
i'll be checking the nsfw reddit
39:00
to make sure okay do we do heals heals
39:03
yes [ __ ] okay what heels do we even wear
39:06
those ah [ __ ] do i even what what heels
39:08
do i have
39:11
the no like the regular black one i have
39:13
black one i mean
39:15
i've been sub i mean i know it would
39:16
probably be black heels but i just don't
39:18
know which one because i've got a lot of
39:19
black heels
39:20
red i don't know if red would work with
39:23
this even if i did red lips i don't
39:25
think red heels would work with it it
39:27
would look a bit odd
39:29
the pumps they're classic pumps okay i'm
39:32
down
39:33
holy [ __ ] 96 percent of you like this
39:36
nice
39:41
wait what the [ __ ] was that hold on
39:43
what was the october one
39:47
october
39:48
after september becomes october is that
39:51
another twitch thing
39:53
like bits i don't know what the [ __ ]
39:55
that is uh combat boots bro dude
39:58
[ __ ] combat boots
40:00
black side out
40:04
black boots would be kind of dope
40:06
a man is washing his car with his son mr
40:09
the son asks yeah dad can't you just use
40:12
a sponge
40:14
wait what the [ __ ] uh dude
40:18
[ __ ] like we already got that all
40:20
right uh is it need to know about
40:22
october am i stupid
40:25
do i not know some [ __ ] like people have
40:27
to inform me on everything to do with
40:28
twitch i'm just not in four months of
40:31
getting scammed
40:32
oh my god it doesn't it doesn't not look
40:34
like like latex though honestly like
40:37
when it's like past the course of like
40:39
that holy [ __ ] again bomber harris and
40:42
frank gets the gas dresden gets the
40:44
blast
40:48
i'm trying not to show anything
40:51
because this dress is very [ __ ] short
40:56
okay
40:57
so these are the ones that i was
40:59
thinking
41:00
because they're next to me and i don't
41:01
need to move
41:03
eight on consecutive months pog i'm good
41:06
i like to show my friends the rosie and
41:08
ask smash or pass to see their reaction
41:11
also chat put zero if f d n n is just a
41:14
good slash streamer one if f one n n is
41:17
hot but not for you and ought to if you
41:19
would date f1
41:21
what do you think
41:23
hell yeah
41:24
whoop whoop dee
41:26
how is the homework going bro my
41:28
factoria homework's going great shiny
41:30
yes
41:32
two what what are you saying nice
41:33
reflection in the tv smile
41:37
no [ __ ] why is everyone saying two i
41:39
don't i didn't know there was a [ __ ]
41:41
i didn't say one or two i'm confused
41:44
black shiny do i have black shiny one
41:47
sec [ __ ]
41:48
okay one sec i'm gonna see if i have
41:49
black shiny heels brb
41:52
i i am good [ __ ] do i even turn the
41:54
thing off
41:55
uh
41:56
i'll always know if if you guess the
41:58
color of my underwear that's how i know
42:00
it
42:01
okay oh [ __ ] dude thanks for the that's
42:04
a cool [ __ ] name thanks for the 10
42:05
gifted subs hold on i'm gonna see if i
42:07
can grab the the black shiny ones i
42:09
don't want to grab the really long ones
42:11
though
42:13
oh gee
42:22
four month pog
42:28
[Music]
42:32
loving that your hair is long enough
42:33
that you don't need extensions anymore
42:37
i've got these
42:39
so these are the other ones i've got
42:40
they are black and shiny but they are
42:42
like oh damn [ __ ] stiletto stilettos
42:45
and they're like open
42:47
what do you think
42:50
yeah oh [ __ ] okay that was a resounding
42:52
yes
42:54
oh those are perfect all right they are
42:56
they've got a strap and everything they
42:58
may look pretty good because i'm wearing
42:59
thigh high so they're not as
43:01
uh
43:02
footy
43:06
oh [ __ ] i am put that on a bit too tight
43:13
thank you
43:14
oh i actually have a date for when i'm
43:15
going on pka for those guys that uh care
43:17
about that uh it's tomorrow
43:20
so i'm going on tomorrow i have an
43:22
outfit planned finster fem boy made
43:24
cleaning service but i still want to
43:26
hear your ideas
43:29
uh
43:29
i do have an outfit planned though
43:32
oh my god
43:33
claws activated thong dress and skirt
43:36
goal durations extended by one week for
43:39
every day of failure
43:41
[ __ ] you
43:43
that would be
43:45
half a year
43:47
or a third of a year [ __ ] you
43:50
okay
43:52
let me grab oh these are [ __ ]
43:56
dude these are really [ __ ] tall
44:00
oh what the heck
44:02
little pinch
44:03
what time's the pka like midnight
44:05
midnight tomorrow so it's technically on
44:07
the first for me that'd be seven half a
44:10
year
44:13
stop acting american with the axe and i
44:15
miss your british accent if you think
44:17
this is an american accent you're
44:18
[ __ ] insane
44:20
i'm not doing an accent this is just my
44:22
voice
44:23
this here is just my voice
44:26
i was brought born up bred in birmingham
44:29
birmingham uk i can't do the [ __ ]
44:31
american accent bro
44:33
if you've ever sat in a room with
44:34
americans and a british person
44:36
you realize how [ __ ] strong an
44:38
american accent and a british accent is
44:40
and how far away bro that's not american
44:42
that's exactly american so far from
44:44
america that was that was american
44:48
i get uh
44:49
also locktober is a king thing oh [ __ ]
44:51
do i even want it why would you say it's
44:53
a kink thing and then link me something
44:54
i'm gonna click it because i'm
44:56
okay it's just urban dictionary
45:09
you said that longer box was a temp goal
45:12
are you still offering to do hyper girly
45:14
month also bigger boba please
45:18
jesus [ __ ] christ hyper [ __ ]
45:20
chastity cages for october hyper girly
45:23
month [ __ ] i forgot about that
45:26
[ __ ] i could do that
45:29
what would that entail
45:32
is that like that's just
45:33
you're on about just doing a bimbo month
45:35
right it's the [ __ ] the bimbo month
45:38
is that it
45:40
is that is that essentially what that is
45:41
yeah just giant hits everything yeah
45:43
bingo's like this
45:49
oh we're caught up with donations now
45:50
okay we're actually caught up by the way
45:52
[ __ ] yeah okay we're like all caught up
45:55
solid
45:56
i've got this awful disease where i
45:58
can't stop telling airport jokes the
46:01
doctor says it's terminal i really hope
46:03
this joke takes off and that it doesn't
46:05
fly over your head otherwise
46:08
it would just be plain awful
46:10
i'm very smart try me tell me the joke
46:12
i'm really smart it wouldn't fly over my
46:14
head anyway so miss and schlott watched
46:16
a video john way down back
46:18
miss was prob joking but schlott is for
46:20
real for real and tweeted at you lol
46:23
not saying you have to smash but
46:25
definitely a networking opportunity to
46:27
get to austin between them and minks
46:29
it's so [ __ ] insane to me that
46:31
schlatt is 21.
46:32
it's so insane does it not surprise you
46:35
that he's 22 sorry he's 22
46:39
schlatt
46:41
the fact that i he that he was 22 and
46:43
not 32 will want black to use as a baton
46:46
for police officer cosplay or just use
46:48
it yellow
46:52
dude i've got something else i could use
46:54
as a baton without showing
46:57
let me just know the rest of this kyle
46:59
got suspended from twitch for saying the
47:01
f slur yes so underwear is white with
47:04
grey stripes
47:06
now
47:07
i did i did hear that yeah dude the
47:10
slide is 27 what no he's not he's 22
47:12
google says 22. six months f1 he looks
47:15
like he's 32 because of the beard but i
47:18
think he is 22 that's what google says
47:20
anyway
47:21
and that's what his friends have said
47:22
bros
47:25
of that sweatshirt
47:29
never i really like this sweatshirt guys
47:31
do you like my sweatshirt
47:33
keeping dildos close at hand i've got
47:36
three with his within arm's reach always
47:38
releases so much i've been just
47:40
collecting them i've got them all in a
47:41
drawer
47:42
okay well i mean i've got three i've got
47:44
two in there and one there so solid
47:47
everyone sent me dildos well technically
47:48
one of them is a vibrator and then
47:50
that's the last one they've been sent oh
47:52
[ __ ] i have p.o boxes [ __ ] there's
47:54
plenty sorry
47:55
mommy sorry
47:57
mommy sorry
47:59
guys
48:02
daddy mom sorry mommy sorry daddy sorry
48:05
mommy sorry uh love your lingerie suit
48:08
you looks v sexy finn
48:11
okay i'm thinking i'm thinking two
48:14
things i could either do a
48:16
a nude lip not pimple month just no more
48:19
wearing baggy clothes to hide what you
48:21
wear dress
48:23
wear cute outfits every day make up and
48:26
run a brush through your hair at least
48:28
that is that is
48:30
not okay that's not bimber moment that
48:31
is hyper girly month
48:38
oh [ __ ] yeah
48:40
i like how we're complimenting just my
48:42
hairline now i don't know why but okay
48:45
thank you oh [ __ ]
48:47
hey
48:49
can you offer us a larger boob size
48:50
options i would but like
48:54
where's the give in this
48:57
i mean there's not much more i could do
48:59
i could try larger
49:16
oh you too i'm sure
49:19
what bought the wife an epilator dot
49:21
tried it on my arm
49:23
you see h yeah it's [ __ ] it it's
49:25
dreadful i i cannot think of a worse one
49:28
he's genuinely the worst one i think
49:31
it is
49:32
what would it be worse but it's it's
49:34
like it's the worst hair ever my pink
49:36
lipstick i could do pink do you want to
49:38
try pink [ __ ] we haven't done pink
49:40
lipstick in
49:43
uh seven ages i don't even know where it
49:45
is [ __ ]
49:46
i haven't done pink lipstick in [ __ ]
49:50
holy [ __ ]
49:52
here we go again is this the really
49:54
shiny one that was looking weird
49:56
yes it was okay
49:59
i haven't done pink in ages we've done
50:01
extremely red a lot because i've got a
50:03
wisdom tooth removed today [ __ ]
50:07
but luckily you are here to make my day
50:09
better
50:10
you need to get yourself some tramadol
50:12
holy [ __ ] that stuff slaps you been
50:14
doing voice homework the past 20 days or
50:17
slacking don't want to disappoint the
50:19
expert now
50:26
we'll talk about it we'll talk about it
50:28
we'll talk about it hey bro do you by
50:30
any chance know when your vr vid with
50:33
cmo comes out
50:35
whenever he decides to upload that man
50:37
uh we ask him every now and then scams
50:40
that dude well not scamster i i paid for
50:43
it
50:43
i'm scamming myself sorry daddy sorry
50:46
zaddy sorry madden
50:51
okay chet i'm gonna need it i'm gonna
50:52
need a thing
50:54
pink or red
50:57
and pink or red i need you to decide now
51:00
you've got no seconds i'm taking like
51:02
the majority of chat
51:03
ping ping ping [ __ ] that was really pink
51:05
really quickly
51:08
it was pink so quick and then there's
51:10
like
51:10
i'd say it's like 70 40 pink to red i'm
51:14
gonna do pink all right
51:16
let's do it last stream you specifically
51:19
asked us to compliment your manly
51:21
non-receding hairline looks great bro
51:24
thank you thank you
51:26
let me just raise my eyebrows really
51:28
tall so it's now
51:30
definitely a small forehead
51:32
okay
51:35
[ __ ] do i do do i do
51:37
light pink
51:38
60 70 40.
51:40
shut the [ __ ] up okay
51:42
i haven't been in i haven't done math
51:44
for so long
51:46
color bones
51:48
oh
51:48
i mean maybe but again the dress may be
51:51
a little bit tight like look
51:54
see what i mean like the dress is kind
51:55
of tight
51:59
it's a really tight dress
52:03
like there's there's no it's i can't
52:07
i would i promise at least they i would
52:10
this thing needs to be ripped apart for
52:12
me to be able to show collarbone five
52:14
punk i'll get on the blobs
52:20
i'm doing like the least amount of lip
52:22
stain as i possibly can
52:27
and then
52:32
i'm gonna go over it
52:33
with
52:34
some lip gloss
52:36
that's light pink
52:48
i need pink lipstick that's not [ __ ]
52:50
lip stained bro
52:53
it could hulk
53:01
i bought some but it's we never really
53:03
found a really good one
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[Music]
53:15
hey you
53:18
hey yo
53:20
hey yo
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okay
53:23
holy [ __ ]
53:24
[ __ ] 69 subs okay all ready let's do
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that
53:28
let's go over real quick with
53:34
yay irritating my wife with your content
53:38
i'm irritating
53:45
i've missed you less than three
53:50
i've missed you more than three
53:51
[Music]
53:55
you have some stop me now bought it for
53:57
you that is very [ __ ] paint wait this
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was way pinker than i thought it'd be
54:02
oh wait this is way pinker than i
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thought it'd be
54:10
is it good mine looks really infertile
54:12
am i doing this right
54:15
is it good
54:16
do you like it it's a lot pinker than i
54:18
thought it would come out i thought it'd
54:20
be a little less pink i thought the
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light pink would make it uh light pink
54:23
but now it just made it shiny my wife
54:25
asked me to stop singing wonder wall to
54:28
her i said maybe
54:30
oh that's such a bad joke
54:32
that's such an incredible i mean that's
54:33
such a terrible joke
54:36
a terrible joke
54:39
more pink he can't go more pink i could
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add glitter but then it would just look
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[ __ ] insane okay shall i
54:45
let me
54:46
maybe more eye shadow i don't have any
54:47
eyeshadow one hold on let me take a
54:48
picture
54:49
mommy helen here i'm subbed for a year
54:52
now where are you emotes and sub badges
54:55
also did you do your voice homework
54:57
young lady
55:00
every time it's gone it swaps to young
55:02
lady
55:03
i okay anyway the the amount
55:06
okay let me pose for a photo
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uh i'm gonna disable some stuff so i can
55:10
post for a photo hold on open p.o box i
55:13
sent some pictures lipstick
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oh oh [ __ ] okay i will be though i will
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do
55:18
uh how do i like
55:21
okay i've got an idea
55:23
uh
55:25
video capture device
55:27
face cam
55:29
what the [ __ ] okay cool
55:34
i have an idea
55:36
tomorrow
55:39
i don't know because i've got to do a
55:41
i've got to do the podcasty thing look
55:43
this is my like solution
55:45
to
55:46
not disabling a bunch of players so i
55:48
can do this look
55:50
oh this is cool 3.5 k viewers of a dude
55:53
putting on makeup for other dudes for
55:54
the demographics of down bad gamers is
55:57
impressive also check my dm but don't
56:01
say the question
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okay
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oh [ __ ]
56:07
would you read the fanfic picked by the
56:08
community in the subreddit even the not
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safe for my sexual orientation parts are
56:14
pretty classy and tame oh but then it's
56:16
not as fun but okay i can do i didn't
56:19
know there was one picture by the
56:20
subreddit are you wearing a garbage bag
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oh my god shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ]
56:25
up shut the [ __ ] up
56:28
i just think this dude is neat oh yeah
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okay
56:32
let's do a bit of
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interesting ideas
56:38
hold on let's like sort my hair out i'm
56:40
trying to get a good photo for the
56:41
instagram chat looking at the donor girl
56:44
i don't think you even want the boy
56:46
clothes back at this point
56:49
for [ __ ] 12 grand
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maybe
56:54
[ __ ] how do i do this this is what i'm
56:56
just doing off camera
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oh [ __ ] i goofed it
57:04
[ __ ] i goofed it i got my hair just
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right and i clicked the wrong button
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[ __ ] six months punk
57:15
oh my god it's so awkward to do in front
57:17
of a stream [ __ ] okay [ __ ] it should i
57:19
do this off camera [ __ ] what do i do
57:22
okay you know what
57:23
i'm gonna do some whole [ __ ]
57:25
i'm gonna do some absolute whole [ __ ]
57:27
off camera
57:28
okay you're gonna get a better photo
57:30
this way
57:32
but it is gonna be whole [ __ ] okay
57:36
i'll still be talking to you but i used
57:37
to hate facial hair but then it grew on
57:40
me
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[ __ ] god damn it
57:43
okay
57:46
uh
57:48
i'm trying to be a hoe right now chet
57:50
you got to give me a minute
57:52
as you are now in maid outfit can you
57:54
clean up your room a bit oh [ __ ] you
57:56
throw your used shirts in the laundry
57:58
basket that's not a used shirt that is a
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it's a made dress i mean it's you know
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[ __ ] hold on
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[Music]
58:15
okay
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there's that one
58:18
let me switch to a five second
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and do
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okay wait let me do
58:29
10 second timer
58:31
oh [ __ ] i'm trying to be a hoe give me a
58:33
minute you can hear the can you guys
58:35
hear the clicks
58:40
oh my god
58:43
i request a larger variety of poses for
58:46
these screenshots
58:48
i i'm working on that chat i'm working
58:50
on that right now
58:56
[ __ ] how do i do this
58:58
i'm trying to figure out the best way to
59:00
be a hoe
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yet
59:02
not show my dick and balls
59:30
oh [ __ ] this is really [ __ ]
59:44
difficult [ __ ] okay
59:59
this is hard as hell
60:02
15 months punk remember me mommy
60:24
i haven't got one good one yet
60:39
okay hold on i'm like gradually
60:42
i'm gradually pulling the skirt up
60:44
[Music]
60:48
have you heard about the chocolate
60:49
record player it sounds pretty sweet
60:55
[ __ ] you goddammit you made me laugh
61:08
[Music]
61:12
i'm new here when does the pegging start
61:15
[ __ ] right as it was about take the
61:17
photo [ __ ]
61:19
okay let me let me see like one of that
61:21
i think i got one good one and i don't
61:24
want to just have you guys on a black
61:25
screen forever
61:27
everyone go to only vans dot com slash
61:30
rose twitch now and subscribe for free
61:32
to see the september made set up loaded
61:34
tomorrow
61:36
updates will be on a monthly paid basis
61:38
and rose will answer every dm from paid
61:41
subscribers oh now that's how i could
61:44
make some some moolah
61:50
oh [ __ ]
61:51
okay i got a good photo but not enough
61:53
not enough hoe
61:55
hmm
61:56
can i need a good i need a good uh i
61:58
need a good uh
61:59
i need a good i need a good um thing
62:02
i need a good thing please show your
62:03
apron look at that
62:06
look at that
62:07
look at that
62:08
i need a good pose sorry mommy i need
62:11
one more pose
62:13
and i don't know what to do with it
62:15
what do i do turn around okay now
62:20
on
62:21
if i fell right now i'd get banned on
62:23
twitch most confused boner i've had in a
62:26
while
62:28
hold on i'm trying to like
62:30
get a this is not a good idea is it as
62:33
opposed
62:37
ah
62:38
show off the heels
62:40
hold on
62:41
buy a big mirror
62:43
dude i thought i did buy a big one and
62:45
then it turns out that i am bigger than
62:47
the big mirror
62:48
because i'm a tall boy i'm uh six foot
62:51
ten
62:52
don't believe me
62:54
[ __ ] you
62:56
hold on
62:57
my heel actually just came off okay
62:59
there we go
63:00
let me show off the heels oh my god
63:04
my heart here's the heels
63:06
not bad
63:08
they're not terrible but i genuinely
63:10
just had a heart attack because i
63:11
thought i was gonna get banned on twitch
63:12
because i almost [ __ ]
63:14
fell
63:16
okay
63:19
hey yo bro nice panties what color are
63:21
they then what color are they
63:24
idiot
63:25
for instagram caption the picture yeah
63:28
i'd stop scrolling too
63:31
okay let me try and get one more let me
63:34
try and get a couple more i'm gonna get
63:35
one really hoey one for instagram
63:37
because you know that's kind of our
63:39
thing on insta i'll do the whole one
63:42
goes on instagram and then the safer
63:44
work stuff goes on twitter
63:56
you look at so beautiful
64:00
thank you
64:06
oh holy [ __ ] i just cracked my neck
64:09
btw hijack time again twitch stream mod
64:13
applications are currently open we'll
64:16
probably keep the apps open for another
64:18
week or so apply now if you want to join
64:21
the team
64:25
okay
64:26
i got one like wow
64:31
i got a couple like good just selfie
64:34
sort of ones but i really want one with
64:36
just ass
64:37
hold on i want
64:39
i want like a good one with like thigh
64:41
you know
64:56
[ __ ] i just had such a [ __ ] worry
64:57
that you guys could see what i was doing
64:59
i don't know if i can go okay [ __ ] it i
65:01
think i might have got enough chocolate
65:03
record player it sounds pretty sweet
65:06
you've already said that
65:08
your butt i was doing this this is what
65:11
i was doing like i got to here
65:14
like hold on i got like that right a bit
65:16
more than that but like you know i'm not
65:18
going to show that on twitch is going to
65:20
help with the renovation
65:23
yes
65:24
holy [ __ ] yes
65:25
that's that's like
65:27
what do you mean help that's going to be
65:28
the main thing
65:29
that's what it's going to be
65:31
okay
65:32
is that a trespass trash bag dress it
65:34
certainly looks like it um
65:38
okay i i gotta i think i got a decent
65:40
one i got one with like leg
65:43
and then one
65:46
and i got a few options for
65:50
different hairstyled
65:52
like
65:54
oh my god
65:58
i'm looking through the photos that they
66:00
are
66:02
not the worst but it's kind of not great
66:04
okay [ __ ] it who cares
66:07
and then one where i'm looking like an
66:09
idiot okay so what was i gonna do oh
66:11
[ __ ] do you guys want open p.o boxes
66:13
i have a lot of po boxes like
66:16
i think it's more than i've ever ever
66:18
got about pk outfit what are you doing a
66:20
bit something a bit more subtle do it
66:22
dude i've got there's just stacks of
66:25
them last one how do you weigh a
66:27
millennial in
66:31
ah instagrams just not good that one's
66:33
just not good
66:35
[ __ ] man
66:39
it's just not very good
66:41
okay hey finn rose love to see you again
66:45
especially now i told my friend i really
66:47
like her but she already is interested
66:50
in another guy but she is also telling
66:52
me that she know finds it really really
66:55
complicated so im just confused oh [ __ ]
67:00
oh [ __ ] okay
67:02
there's a chance
67:04
you are moya oh [ __ ] amoya i'm so sorry
67:08
hold on let me grab giant tits
67:11
nice to see you again don't tell my
67:13
parents you're a guy lol already dead
67:17
i mean i didn't tell your dad but i
67:19
definitely your mom definitely knows
67:21
that i'm a man
67:22
sorry to break it to you buddy
67:24
she she found out uh anyway
67:30
i can't do this on camera
67:32
i just realized
67:34
wait can i
67:35
if i cover the nip it's probably fine
67:37
hey do you want to see uh
67:39
real
67:40
real fanboy hours hold on
67:42
look
67:44
wait that it still looks like i have
67:45
tits it's well
67:48
i'm kind of just look i look like a guy
67:50
now right
67:51
like don't i i look like a dude
67:54
now i'm a guy
67:55
see no boobs i look at the guy
68:00
i knew that would work
68:02
i'm gonna temp i'm not even gonna take
68:04
the like rap off the back to make him
68:06
sticky i'm just oh my god they're
68:08
[ __ ] big
68:10
a moya
68:12
amoya this is so stupid
68:31
dude
68:37
this is large
68:40
does it feel cold yes but they warm up
68:44
just one should i just do one
68:46
one of them is like the small one and
68:47
one of them is the big one
68:48
okay do i take
68:53
they're like sagging the dress like
68:55
they're like this is taut look at that
68:58
that's just air okay
69:02
what have i done monkers
69:04
i have to take the uh the the stickers
69:07
off the back of them to make them sticky
69:09
there's like this wrapping there
69:11
do i do it
69:13
i don't know if i do want to do it
69:16
oh holy [ __ ]
69:21
oh [ __ ] okay
69:24
pug
69:28
thanks for the 50 gifted subs dude
69:31
dude shut up mommy helen is in chat
69:35
mommy helen please
69:38
okay
69:39
let me like
69:42
move the camera a bit forward all right
69:44
let me
69:45
tenshi thanks for the god damn it okay
69:48
here's what all here's the here's what
69:50
i'll give you
69:51
here's the deal i'll give you
69:52
um i'll wear those
69:57
no
69:57
bob's needed
69:59
just look at jorge check on four
70:04
hmm
70:07
what do i do okay what do i want for
70:09
this
70:12
the little [ __ ] chicken breasts they
70:13
do look at the back of them hold on show
70:14
you the back look at the back of them
70:16
they do look like a chicken breast but
70:17
they're not they're human boobs that i
70:19
harvested myself from the graves of a
70:22
woman named shirley
70:24
penguin temple heart
70:26
promised you
70:28
oh my god my [ __ ] door
70:30
is blowing i've got ghosts again
70:33
what do i want to do congrats simps you
70:36
all got finn to put the bobs on on
70:38
camera
70:40
well done
70:41
what about uh
70:42
what about harvested straight from
70:45
shirley
70:46
you already got a hundred dollars that's
70:47
true how about another hundred dollars
70:50
okay
70:52
but i don't know if i want to wear these
70:53
for the entire stream
70:55
she donated 50 just to ask the question
70:57
i'm always donating 50 just to ask a
70:59
question
71:00
i didn't necessarily say that i'd wear
71:02
them for the entire stream i said i'd
71:03
try them for the for part of the stream
71:07
actually
71:08
um
71:09
what about stuff not much what's up with
71:11
you
71:12
copium shut the [ __ ]
71:14
shut the [ __ ]
71:16
up okay
71:18
i was saying maurice maurice is great
71:20
ah
71:21
okay
71:23
i've undone the back
71:25
bro this is so [ __ ] dumb
71:28
i respect you and always try to think
71:30
wholesome thoughts when you're streaming
71:32
but it's hard right now
71:34
oh i know crj that sucks
71:37
but you will overcome you will have
71:39
another pog champ day i guarantee i this
71:42
the pog chamber will sign shine you
71:44
already paid you bribed to wear the bobs
71:46
yeah
71:47
i'm still asking for hyper girly month
71:52
[ __ ] if we can decide on a definition
71:56
it's hard right now
71:58
oh my god um
72:00
it's
72:01
um
72:04
if we can decide on what that actually
72:06
entails i'll give you a uh
72:08
i'll give you a an amount a a goal and
72:11
i'll give you something to hit okay
72:14
that looks and come with the waterwear
72:16
the dress not so much the bobs maybe uh
72:19
one sec okay let me let me check back in
72:22
all right so let me just show you right
72:26
you know this is now okay now let's
72:29
check in with let's get some
72:37
oh my god boobs okay one sec
72:43
slap the titties they do feel good when
72:45
you slap the dude
72:51
oh my god okay
72:53
are the boobs cold what do you think
73:04
okay wait let me just quickly check oh
73:06
[ __ ] should i even check or should i
73:07
just
73:08
bro
73:11
that is so [ __ ] large
73:14
hold on
73:16
oh god it's too big this is like
73:19
i don't know but this this can actually
73:21
take this
73:22
hold on
73:25
this is so stupid oh well
73:29
i don't know
73:30
i'm like trying to get it
73:32
on my chest but they're just
73:34
really really [ __ ]
73:38
they are really big i'm trying to get it
73:40
on my chest but it's just really [ __ ]
73:42
sticky so it's kind of getting on like
73:45
bits that i don't want it to and then
73:47
staying there
73:48
i'm trying to get it in one spot
73:50
specifically
73:54
okay
73:55
i think i got it
73:57
all right
73:58
i think we're good
73:59
i think okay ready
74:01
three two one
74:03
there that look at the [ __ ]
74:06
[ __ ] size i remember there was an
74:08
idea that you dress up as a guy for
74:10
halloween yeah it would be pogba to see
74:12
you actually try hard in guy mode you'd
74:15
look real handsome i know i'm right i'm
74:18
correct what cup size are they e
74:21
he costs too big
74:23
it won't fit that's what she said
74:27
okay
74:28
okay that's a little bit rude it's a
74:31
that's a tad bit rude they they fitted
74:35
[ __ ] you
74:37
only hold some vibes here
74:40
do you really did was that just really
74:43
i guess the sticky chest thing
74:45
oh my [ __ ]
74:47
is that that was it that bad
74:49
was it that bad yeah the e-cups was that
74:52
bad i also think there is a chance she
74:54
also said it will become all right but i
74:57
get weird vibes from her
75:01
just like my pee pee right now and you
75:03
ruined it
75:04
and you ruined it
75:06
my god
75:08
stop looking for the perfect match use a
75:11
lighter stream from beauty salon when
75:14
oh i don't know i need to book that
75:16
though i could get the hair in but it
75:19
takes a really long time
75:21
so
75:22
i could get the hair on during the
75:24
stream but it does take a really [ __ ]
75:26
long time to put the hair in like so
75:28
much time and it's kind of boring what
75:30
about the nails yeah so i want to do
75:31
these on stream situations the nails are
75:33
going to take a while on stream and i'm
75:36
also maybe gonna ask if they can wax my
75:38
legs on stream
75:40
uh or at least maybe the lower half of
75:42
my legs so you know so we don't get
75:44
[ __ ] banned
75:45
um but yeah
75:49
that's possible maybe i could do that
75:51
because putting in the hair is a fairly
75:53
boring process it's not that interesting
75:55
at all i showed you to my husband and
75:57
now he simps over you
75:59
couple who simps together stays together
76:02
[ __ ] yeah
76:03
[ __ ] yeah the uh i i can't wait until um
76:06
i steal him from you
76:09
that's
76:10
do you wanna do what do you wanna make
76:11
donald's chip i can go out and grab some
76:12
mcdonald's real quick i'm sure that's
76:14
not a safety hazard right now
76:19
when i asked you what girly month was
76:21
you told me that the difference was that
76:23
instead of a sweatshirt you'd wear a
76:25
crop top in addition to the skirt or
76:27
dress and for hyper girly month you
76:30
should wear makeup and brush your hair
76:32
also maybe reads a date
76:37
oh [ __ ]
76:39
so hyper girly month is like
76:42
crop top skirts and makeup and you know
76:45
this this hair should i grab a brush
76:47
real quick oh i know is my hair brush
76:48
like right here what's that
76:50
i think i might be done
76:53
i'm not done i've lost my hair brush
76:54
[ __ ] okay i need my hairbrush is
76:57
probably in my [ __ ] in my bathroom
76:58
but i do need to brush my hair uh
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so okay
77:04
[ __ ]
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right i'll do a poll i want to see what
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you guys think about doing it as a sub
77:13
goal or something
77:15
also you've all been spending hype you
77:17
were spelling hyper wrong
77:19
okay
77:21
right it's not bimbo month all right so
77:24
i'm gonna do this poll in a sec i'm
77:25
gonna tell you what it is and then i'm
77:26
gonna do a poll okay
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uh month goal
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okay
77:36
so
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oh this is such a [ __ ] bad idea put
77:39
on the cat ears i don't know where the
77:41
[ __ ] they are wait yes i do
77:46
do i only have pink caddies where's my
77:48
other cat is
77:54
that was my wife earlier you could
77:56
totally steal me
77:58
hold on i'm trying to find the [ __ ]
78:00
caddies but i don't know where they are
78:01
at
78:03
i have pink ones
78:08
i don't have the black ones
78:10
though [ __ ] i don't know where they are
78:14
okay i have pink ones this is the best i
78:16
got i don't know if it fits
78:18
they're kind of pink lips i don't know
78:20
[ __ ] all right so
78:24
i'm actually
78:26
into account that the weather is
78:27
changing crop tops aren't viable when
78:29
it's cold
78:31
true
78:32
what would you guys say would be
78:37
what would it be
78:41
what would it hyper girly month even be
78:44
then if it wouldn't be
78:45
i guess crop tops
78:47
would it just be like dresses or body
78:50
suits [ __ ] you
78:52
i don't know what else i'd wear then
78:54
again i just i don't go out much anyway
78:57
sweaters i agree crop sweater uh
79:02
i agree with sweaters i like my sweaters
79:04
a lot
79:06
[ __ ] okay crop thompson's suffer
79:09
mmm the virgin killer sweater i have
79:12
that and i contemplated wearing it for a
79:14
stream and then realized that no i
79:15
cannot wear that for a show that is
79:16
insane
79:18
oh [ __ ] cabbie man thank you
79:20
maybe i shouldn't do this as a sub goal
79:26
okay here's what i'll say
79:29
[Music]
79:32
ah [ __ ] be sure to wear flowers in your
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hair
79:38
okay
79:40
don't complain about being a girl and
79:42
act girly
79:43
oh [ __ ] for that
79:46
so it'd be i don't complain about being
79:48
a girl and act girly how do i act girly
79:50
i don't know if i can act girly how do i
79:52
act girly
79:54
i don't even know what that'd be i
79:56
genuine i had a thought about it i was
79:57
like okay that makes sense and then i
79:58
went i have no [ __ ] idea how to do
80:00
that
80:03
how do i do that cat girl in a nice
80:05
black pvc dress nice
80:10
hi
80:11
uh cat girl made ours okay let me set
80:14
this to one
80:16
[ __ ] two minutes i guess
80:18
okay so hyper girly month how do i get
80:21
how do i [ __ ] act like a girl
80:23
you already do it he's already girly
80:26
shock okay [ __ ] sweaters designed for
80:28
women not hobo hoodies
80:32
there aren't sweaters designed for women
80:33
i own sweaters designed for women all
80:35
the difference is they're like they're
80:37
pink that's it like that's the only
80:39
difference i own them they're the same
80:41
then maybe a little bit thinner
80:43
month or did that get traded for more
80:44
box time you got thong weak and
80:47
everyone's talking about resetting it i
80:49
agreed to reset it so technically you're
80:51
getting two weeks of thongs
80:54
and you will and did we also add box i
80:57
don't know what the [ __ ] we added edgar
80:58
thanks for the 10 gifted subs
81:05
okay
81:06
[Music]
81:10
you lost a good amount of weight i did
81:12
stop hiding it you queen i'm not gonna
81:15
let him wear anything baggy he'll wear
81:17
one outfit for 30 days and weather
81:20
doesn't matter since f1n never leaves
81:22
his house
81:23
okay that's true i really only have left
81:25
the house well i go on run i go on walks
81:29
like through like hot every other day i
81:31
go on like a run slash walk
81:34
i have workout clothes and [ __ ] but
81:37
they're like you know leggings and [ __ ]
81:38
you can't really run in a skirt it's
81:40
kind of [ __ ] insane
81:43
rob water yeah
81:45
i was gonna say i run but like i haven't
81:48
[ __ ] i haven't been exercising in
81:50
like years since i quit school to do
81:52
youtube i had no reason to i just didn't
81:54
start making videos so we went on like a
81:56
run and it was just a brisk walk really
81:59
but it's steps i got steps in and i've
82:01
been losing weight and it's been going
82:02
well so a better diet and everything
82:05
like that
82:06
has been actually working out well for
82:07
me the walks
82:11
okay
82:12
um
82:13
[Music]
82:17
oh [ __ ] okay
82:20
i'm trying to think of what this would
82:21
be so hyper girly month is like makeup
82:24
every day but like you know girly makeup
82:27
every day instead of just me doing my
82:28
eyebrows which is what i usually do
82:30
because i just do my eyebrows and i'm
82:32
like well i'm wearing a mask if i'm
82:33
going out so it's fine
82:34
um
82:35
on the days that i'm not streaming i
82:37
just do my eyebrows that's it um
82:40
and then maybe a little bit of concealer
82:41
if i've got a little one spot or
82:43
something
82:44
uh
82:45
i can't do a void i can't do the voice
82:46
and we'll talk about that in a second i
82:48
promise i'll give you an update but uh
82:50
okay let me say
82:53
hyper hyper girly month [ __ ] squats
82:55
i'm already doing squats i'll continue
82:57
doing like squats so you're welcome by
82:59
the way i am doing squats um
83:01
i'll continue doing squats it'd be
83:04
skirts stresses allowed obviously
83:08
work it be [ __ ] what i need this is hard
83:10
to define
83:13
act act girly
83:15
don't complain about being girly there's
83:17
no [ __ ] way i'm not gonna be able to
83:19
i'm not gonna complain i'm gonna
83:20
complain
83:21
heels
83:25
okay [ __ ] it it's hype i'm giving you a
83:26
yes or no so [ __ ] it heals okay as well
83:29
um
83:32
these look backwards
83:34
no i don't know if they are
83:36
they might be
83:38
you might be right
83:40
no they're the same
83:42
they're the exact same
83:45
okay
83:46
i love your hands odd i don't even have
83:49
fake nails or anything on
83:51
and no okay basically we're saying no
83:53
oversized hoodies and no like no joggers
83:56
no pants right leggings i'm guessing
83:58
allowed like shorts and leggings and
84:00
[ __ ] because you know
84:05
instead of doing things like more thongs
84:07
and girly stuff why not promise to
84:09
stream more often i don't have time
84:12
i'm like doing [ __ ] minecraft videos
84:14
and [ __ ] and you know there's that [ __ ]
84:17
okay i don't know if i should [ __ ] it
84:19
okay you've got you've got this
84:21
the hyper girly month is basically
84:23
everything you could think of i'm
84:24
setting it up as a poll say yes or no
84:26
it's the [ __ ] just everything girly
84:28
for a month
84:29
thigh highs instead of leggings but then
84:31
no i mean like i need to be waiting do
84:32
we get another walk stream
84:35
also for hyper girly month be sure to
84:37
charge phone be bisexual
84:40
chip and lie i'm sorry [ __ ] that was
84:42
good
84:43
i'm always eating hot chip and lie
84:47
actually no i'm only i'm not eating hot
84:49
chip i'm only charge phone and live that
84:52
i bought you and a ton of [ __ ] clothes
84:55
you have all the options yeah again you
84:57
set your sub goal high as a placeholder
85:00
again your hairline is strong and you're
85:02
looking strong
85:04
also don't tease heels you will just not
85:08
you guys think i can't deal with heels
85:10
i'm good with heels i'm really good in
85:11
heels
85:13
[ __ ] i got why are you always lying
85:15
i always lied
85:17
um
85:18
okay i guess i'm not always lying but
85:21
one month away from a year now i am
85:28
i do know how to charge phone
85:30
lie
85:30
how often do i lie a full year never
85:34
i've never lied
85:36
[Music]
85:38
as long as you stick to whatever rules
85:39
we're going through i guess so every day
85:42
like an actual shut-in and says she
85:44
doesn't have time to stream
85:46
scamster scams to scamster
85:51
[Music]
85:57
but you didn't like it hey finn i'm
86:00
trying to buy my first home would you
86:02
share some tips and ideas yes also don't
86:05
forget po boxes get a mortgage if you've
86:08
got one in oh god i can talk about this
86:10
all day get a mortgage it looks really
86:12
good when you say you've got a mortgage
86:13
offer sorted so talk to your bank figure
86:15
out how much you can borrow
86:17
now agree about the heel thing don't
86:19
promise [ __ ] you won't do again
86:23
wait i'll also agree with the whole
86:24
thing
86:25
what do you mean he also the heels are
86:27
pretty easy
86:28
i've got i can do it i think we said
86:30
like i stuck to all the heal days i did
86:33
last whenever i do go with i think it
86:34
just faded out because no one reminded
86:35
me
86:36
because it was kind of like an extra
86:37
thing
86:38
um okay
86:40
[ __ ] uh talk to a bank now figure out
86:43
how much you can borrow to get a house
86:44
and then you can you know
86:46
i'm we mean just in general good point
86:49
but i have a lot more heels now and a
86:50
lot more comfortable heels too
86:53
a lot more we start reminding you
86:54
because we're tired of it good point
86:57
bank saves 170k okay solid uh
87:01
that's like well they there you go now
87:03
you know what you're like they've you've
87:05
had to tell them your deposit for it so
87:07
now you know how what the price range is
87:09
uh [ __ ] getting a mortgage offer
87:11
takes like a day or two so you can go
87:13
into place to say i've got a mortgage
87:15
offer you don't even need to [ __ ]
87:16
prove it and you know you just say
87:18
mortgages in place got it done
87:21
you can always pull out it doesn't
87:22
matter you know just say you've got a
87:23
mortgage in place because it takes a day
87:25
to set up it's easy and that's how you
87:27
get on the top of the list if like
87:29
buyers fun fact uh they want to hear
87:31
that you've got the money ready
87:32
essentially you can afford it
87:36
where is pink chair there
87:39
with a [ __ ] ton of clothes on it you
87:41
want to see it
87:47
here's my pile
87:49
my horde
87:51
should i change chairs
87:53
he's got to find the most hyper awesome
87:55
bro cop insane mental omg spawner he's
87:58
busy
88:00
listen bro i've just found the best the
88:02
most overpowered pickaxe in the entire
88:04
[ __ ] game you guys don't even know
88:06
i've got amazing
88:08
i have found the best spawner the best
88:10
farm okay you know what uh hey council
88:13
members uh right in the in our little
88:16
chat
88:17
before i set up whatever hypergirly
88:19
month is i want to know the rules of it
88:21
because i don't know if i'm i don't know
88:23
if i'm gonna say yes or no to it
88:24
apparently you all [ __ ] wanted it but
88:26
i need to know the rules specifically i
88:28
need them written down before i say yes
88:31
f1 then then you liar i'm neurotic and
88:34
your poor mods deal with me i remind you
88:36
about heals and girl month rules every
88:39
stream you are supposed to wear the
88:41
heels three times a week and you don't
88:43
do that already
88:45
sorry i am a gremlin relatively
88:48
i think it's just like uh
88:54
council chest doing a thing okay uh i
88:56
think it's just like a uh i
88:58
think it's just like whenever i need
89:00
shoes
89:01
i'll think about it
89:03
but then i'm just like well i've got
89:04
three three days i got four free days to
89:06
wear normal or i guess like just flats
89:09
because i have like a pair of vans that
89:10
are like lemons and flats but then i
89:12
just kind of like okay i got that and
89:14
then i don't need to wear shoes because
89:15
then what am i doing also i hit my head
89:17
on the lights if i wear two high heels
89:20
and also just have shoes that i like
89:21
wearing that are just a slight heel too
89:23
oh my god they're just good looking
89:24
shoes anyway
89:26
all right shall i swap chairs
89:28
[ __ ] it thanks you j wolf
89:30
there's so much garbage on this [ __ ]
89:32
chair that i'm honestly hold on
89:34
i need to
89:36
raise your lights i did raise my lights
89:38
actually
89:40
uh
89:41
okay
89:43
let's see what's on finn's j let's do
89:46
some tidying
89:48
a cat from gamer subs epic a bunch of
89:51
clothes
89:52
a bunch of clothes that's fine the dream
89:55
cosplay is on the ground now a bunch of
89:56
clothes more [ __ ] clothes a bunch of
89:59
clothes and a towel a bunch of bras
90:02
more clothes dream cosplay [ __ ] you
90:04
another bra on the floor
90:07
i'm cleaning chad
90:09
you wanted me to clean i'm cleaning
90:11
let's move you over there
90:15
oh my god
90:16
okay
90:17
let's move you over
90:21
here
90:22
okay
90:28
why do i look so small now
90:31
why do i look so small
90:33
this chair is like a lot smaller
90:35
wait i need this i'm going to want this
90:37
thing because
90:38
this chair is all secondary to you
90:40
perfecting your voice and being totally
90:43
passable
90:45
oh
90:53
just don't know if i showed my ass did i
90:56
show my ass
90:57
i don't think i did
90:59
okay got it
91:00
chad didn't like erupt so i was like
91:02
okay i didn't show my ass
91:04
did i show my ass
91:08
did i i really feel like i did because
91:11
like my dress is on my back right now
91:14
okay i didn't no one knows my no one
91:15
knows my underwear color i'm good
91:18
if you call that cleaning maybe you need
91:20
a dictionary
91:21
okay maybe
91:23
oh my god
91:29
uh
91:33
just tuning in good to see you're still
91:35
alive i see my subscription has expired
91:39
but why should anyone sub at 4.99 per
91:42
month if you're too busy to stream
91:44
you make a very good point
91:46
let me sell you my product let me sell
91:48
you my product i offer entertainment
91:51
value as a [ __ ] idiot a himbo you
91:54
could say
91:55
uh slowly transitioning into a regular
91:58
bimbo
91:59
but currently i'm i'm pretty good at
92:01
sticking with the himbo thing
92:03
uh i record minecraft videos but i also
92:05
dress up in latex made outfits with cat
92:08
ears uh
92:10
but yeah no i did take like 20 days off
92:12
because it basically i didn't want milly
92:14
milly had to talk to me about it though
92:16
it just she didn't want me to blame her
92:18
and i won't because it's not a fault
92:20
however
92:21
[Applause]
92:22
i did a it was this weird scheduling
92:24
thing where i set aside a week to do
92:27
videos and then the week ended although
92:29
sorry i tried to book for like to get
92:31
the hair done
92:33
in the week before i message millions
92:35
she responded back to me and sleep
92:36
saying like i'm busy i'm i'm in like i
92:38
mean i'm on a holiday for like a week
92:40
and i was like [ __ ] okay they're gonna
92:42
be mad about that and i think i told
92:43
council chat that it's gonna be a bit
92:45
longer bam started the week uh so it's
92:48
gotta go the next week and then mill and
92:51
i was like okay [ __ ] it i'll set a date
92:52
here and then i message millie saying
92:54
hey can you do this and she's like no
92:55
i'm in dubai
92:57
what the [ __ ] so then she gets back on
92:59
this day i say can you do this day she
93:00
goes no i can do a few a few days later
93:04
and i go [ __ ] okay how much do i need to
93:05
pay you to to not do that and just get
93:07
me in as soon as possible and she was
93:09
like that's fine i found a spot for you
93:11
anyway holy [ __ ]
93:14
holy [ __ ] okay cool and then i booked
93:17
that in and then the hair thing i
93:19
cancelled anyway because
93:21
oh my god so
93:24
it just ended up one of those things
93:26
where like scheduling conflicts just
93:27
going like bamboo it just random
93:30
it was not fun
93:32
but yeah it ended up just like being
93:34
really annoying with scheduling it so
93:38
okay should i go grab some po boxes 40.
93:41
and i can also grab grab a hairbrush
93:43
because
93:44
i feel like my hair needs brushing
93:47
your hair looks amazing but it needs a
93:48
brushing also
93:51
council seem to have decided that uh
93:53
they don't want the hyper girly month so
93:57
i don't know
93:59
chat i cannot stress enough it take
94:02
literally days to break minecraft top
94:04
pickaxe omg insane overpowered mental
94:06
farm wow
94:10
oh i don't appreciate these roasts
94:13
i don't appreciate these roasts looking
94:15
as hot as ever damn girl
94:18
voice progress
94:20
okay
94:21
listen
94:23
you look like obi-wan when masculine
94:25
clothes and pink right
94:30
what does that even mean listen chat
94:34
um
94:36
here's how it is right now imagine not
94:37
being away [ __ ] you freddie
94:41
listen
94:41
here's my thing
94:43
uh
94:44
i started i did the i did the thing i
94:46
did the thing i got sent some material
94:49
i have worked on the material and every
94:51
single time that i try it
94:53
i realize that i am not getting better
94:56
and i am just stopping because it's
94:57
cringe like i do like 10 minutes maybe
95:00
15 minutes of it which is fine that's a
95:02
normal amount to practice today
95:04
and then just kind of went like [ __ ]
95:05
this is not getting any better and it's
95:07
cringe because it's not getting any
95:08
better and i don't know if i can get
95:10
over the fact that it is so cringe for
95:12
me to do it i'm just like [ __ ] it
95:14
doesn't sound good
95:21
so i don't know
95:22
i can book another i can book again i
95:25
can do with the next lesson but i will
95:27
have to go back to her and be like i'm
95:29
shitty at this
95:31
no matter how slooty you dress your
95:33
giggle will always be wholesome
95:37
haha thank you
95:42
so there is that
95:44
it's normal wait what do you mean it's
95:46
normal doing the voice trans and i
95:47
always get dressed up with you because
95:49
it makes it fun like we're getting
95:51
dressed together let's get this mommy
95:53
month
95:55
let's get you say mommy
95:57
hell yeah
95:59
stuff oh yeah
96:01
how is this hyper girly month meant to
96:04
be different from girl month what
96:06
exactly do you people expect to actually
96:08
happen be realistic
96:10
i've caused a fight
96:13
uh don't give us a nick don't give us an
96:15
example until you're happy with it
96:16
because you're cringe yeah no i i didn't
96:18
plan to whenever you learn anything uh
96:21
it'll be terrible to start with is that
96:23
i know
96:25
i appreciate the motivation but it is
96:27
hard it is really really difficult
96:30
um
96:31
i just don't see how it works it's so
96:34
difficult to like
96:35
like okay it's one of those things where
96:37
like let's say you want to get [ __ ]
96:39
jacked right and i've explained this
96:40
before
96:41
i know the process like you can see
96:44
incremental change but with this you
96:47
don't and i've never seen change so it's
96:50
just like [ __ ] i've practiced a good
96:52
amount i've just never seen any
96:54
difference in it so it's like [ __ ]
96:56
anyone in chat doesn't like the
96:57
decisions of the council then by all
96:59
means try to beat my dono total and get
97:02
on the council yourself
97:05
i'm gonna go get the p.o box stuff
97:09
let's go chat hyper girly you okay you
97:12
guys fight i'm gonna go
97:14
i'm gonna go get a hairbrush and i'm
97:16
gonna go get some p.o boxes
97:18
uh i'll let you two fight the council in
97:20
chat
97:21
good luck please decide
97:24
john enabled emote only john [ __ ] my
97:26
god
97:27
john stop abusing your powers
97:32
there'll be no fight there will be a
97:34
fight if i wish there'd be a fight maybe
97:36
not between
97:38
okay fine then i don't let's not fight
97:40
each other
97:43
let's just
97:48
let's just be all happy
97:49
eleven months
97:54
let's just be all happy chet okay
97:57
we'll see uh let's i wish i knew how to
98:00
disable emote only mode
98:02
okay there we go
98:05
there we go
98:07
voice rose i believe in you i will i'll
98:11
book the next lesson i just i i don't
98:13
know i'm not feeling too great about it
98:14
but either way i'll i'll try
98:16
all right
98:19
oh my god it's still [ __ ] jesus all
98:22
right i'm gonna go for p.o box stuff uh
98:24
chair will keep you company i'll see you
98:26
in a minute
98:34
wait
98:36
i'm gonna put on a bit of i'm gonna put
98:38
on a bit of beets one minute
98:43
let me put on a bit of beets
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oh [ __ ]
98:51
[Music]
99:03
do
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[Music]
99:16
man i love watching f1 and then walk
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away
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[Music]
100:19
hi chat how are you doing
100:22
[Music]
100:28
okay
100:31
okay i think we're still good
100:34
okay i found a thing
100:37
i found better heels
100:39
ah hold on
100:41
one sec i found better heels i found
100:43
better heels
100:45
these i just saw
100:47
i found these downstairs i completely
100:48
forgot i had them these may be better
100:50
shoes
100:51
for the outfit no and also these are
100:54
really [ __ ] difficult to walk in
100:56
because there's no like
100:58
anything stopping my foot from moving
101:01
like at all
101:03
there's nothing like stopping my foot
101:05
from like just moving around in it so
101:07
i'm just moving across a really slippery
101:10
seven inch like
101:11
seven-inch platforms
101:13
so hold on let me just quickly try this
101:15
to see if this like
101:17
works a little bit better
101:18
but do you like the style of these
101:21
hold on
101:22
huh
101:23
is it a better suit for the outfit what
101:25
do you think
101:27
what do you thunk chat
101:30
thanos would be proud of your balancing
101:34
that was a good one actually holy [ __ ]
101:37
okay
101:40
an extra two inches high they may be
101:42
taller
101:44
they may be a little bit more tall but
101:47
honestly the balance
101:49
holy [ __ ] i'm keep i keep getting so
101:51
[ __ ] scared i've shoved my ass bro
101:54
you would tell me if i did right
101:56
get the other ears i don't know where
101:58
they are
101:59
higher heels better view i agree better
102:01
view at a concert
102:03
okay
102:06
all right yeah these are way more
102:07
comfortable these are so much more
102:09
comfortable of heels
102:12
okay when's guy month
102:18
now that's a goal
102:20
now that's a good goal oh wait chat i've
102:22
got a great idea hold on i just had a i
102:25
wait i just had an idea everyone will
102:26
love
102:27
no one can hate this hold on
102:29
i lost the game and now everyone else
102:32
has as well also rose looking extra fine
102:35
gg gamerzily all
102:40
okay
102:42
now let's grab 14 months pog
102:52
okay
102:56
and
102:58
there we go
103:03
look at that all right brilliant
103:05
no one will hate that and i've
103:07
definitely not been simping for you i'm
103:09
glad we found an intermediate i'm glad
103:11
we found something there
103:13
guys it it might be hard to hit f1 n
103:16
made a proposal i ran with it the
103:19
council sat it down i acquiesce i'm not
103:22
picking a fight i just want rose to stop
103:25
hiding in baggy clothes it's gonna
103:27
happen
103:30
thank you what's up cutie
103:32
not much thank you so much for the 15
103:34
month subscription
103:37
thank you i cannot wait to see
103:40
what's gonna happen i need to donate to
103:42
be on the council
103:44
i don't know i don't think there's a
103:46
there's actually a and bare number
103:49
i just wanna i'm just waiting around for
103:51
something to update
103:53
nothing super important but just you
103:55
know
103:55
just want to stick around and sit
104:06
come on bro come on come on come on come
104:08
on come on
104:09
i am not sure why people are fighting
104:12
but some are under the illusion that
104:13
money equals some sort of power or
104:16
influence
104:17
sure just keep flooding him with your
104:19
money it has gotten you far
104:22
okay
104:23
true
104:23
get me
104:25
lamar thanks why is it not updating
104:28
oh my god dude
104:30
it's not updating yet i really want to
104:34
sub gold mine come on quick
104:36
everyone cancel your subscription no
104:38
don't
104:41
show nails they look good there's
104:42
nothing on them i've got like the
104:44
remnants of other acrylic nails i don't
104:46
know i don't have nails right now
104:48
no like good nails anyway i just thought
104:50
what if we just step down a bit and make
104:53
this all a little more comfortable for
104:55
f1 n so he has more fun and might stream
104:57
more often
104:59
just i'm having fun
105:01
i'm just i'm just want to see what this
105:03
uh goal is going to be
105:06
i just want to see whether you guys hit
105:07
the goal or not it's a real
105:09
oh wow
105:10
one over
105:14
good job dude well done we hit the goal
105:17
[ __ ] where's my button
105:20
where's my button oh [ __ ] it doesn't
105:21
work okay [ __ ] i had a confetti button
105:24
it didn't work
105:26
[ __ ]
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well either way
105:29
would you look at that
105:31
would you look at that
105:35
damn we did it we did it chad
105:39
we did it
105:41
i'm so proud of you i'm so proud of you
105:44
you did it finally a guy month you know
105:47
what i think that we can say december
105:49
right that's pretty fair
105:52
december right i say we designate
105:54
december as the guy month
105:56
that's the one january we'll we can we
105:58
can dedicate part of january sky month
106:00
as well i'll give you guys a little bit
106:01
extra because i'm feeling real nice the
106:03
january and december can both be guy
106:05
months
106:06
good job dude i'm i'm i'm glad that you
106:08
got the i mean i i this is
106:11
tremendous thing that you hit this sub
106:13
goal real good
106:16
stack overflow doesn't count
106:18
[Laughter]
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okay
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okay let's do
106:25
i don't know what the i [ __ ] it i think
106:27
it's still
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uh
106:29
oh damn
106:31
i think it's that
106:32
holy [ __ ]
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i don't know what the [ __ ] it would be
106:37
[ __ ] i'm just gonna set this back to 6
106:38
000.
106:39
the the uh yeah
106:43
she's gonna set it back six thousand
106:45
i mean have fun good luck
106:46
uh
106:49
ross is such a brat with a trolling true
106:52
[ __ ] flying cavey man
106:55
[ __ ] it's you and fdc what the [ __ ] is
106:57
going on you're gifting 50 subs at a
106:59
time
107:02
well we hit the sub goal indeed
107:04
you didn't hit the box goal
107:12
okay i've got enough like boxes here to
107:15
open some now should we open some now or
107:17
should i carry on bringing up
107:19
i've brought up maybe 10 20 of the boxes
107:22
and that's you know a sizable amount and
107:24
then there's hot on
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oh [ __ ]
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[Music]
107:29
there's more in the hallway too scam
107:30
nothing changed still an egg
107:36
[Music]
107:40
king and alan have a bespoke tailoring
107:42
place in birmingham they make great
107:44
stuff custom suit for hot boy december
107:51
i have more
107:53
here sir your boxes you ordered
107:56
oh they're really heavy
107:57
okay
107:58
oh my god
108:00
i don't have the strength for this i
108:01
haven't worked out upper body fine have
108:04
guy month when girl month so bespoke
108:06
taylor in place of building a good a
108:08
custom suit for hot boy december what a
108:10
good idea
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oh my god
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okay
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was the what is the bet that one of
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these things are gonna be uh
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uh nsfw
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okay
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[Music]
108:27
all right if there is a guy months it
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must mean all the other month are just
108:31
normal girl month
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every year
108:34
forever
108:36
the
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the goal of setting one guy month
108:39
confirms the existence that every other
108:41
month is a girl month
108:42
hey share show us your feet oh
108:47
holy sh i haven't opened i have not open
108:50
speaking of feet i think i just i think
108:51
these are socks
108:55
no what are these
108:57
are they garbage bags in the corridor
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no
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no
109:06
why would there be garbage bags in the
109:08
corridor
109:09
is there a sock oh it's [ __ ]
109:11
oh [ __ ] me
109:15
how small what hold on
109:19
how big are these they're like this
109:20
seven months sam pog these are [ __ ]
109:23
tiny that it's a thunk wait what is it
109:26
is it a thunder
109:28
it's a thong that's the back
109:30
how [ __ ] big look how big what fl
109:34
thank you for cabbie man i just yeah
109:36
okay i i'm starting to understand what
109:38
the [ __ ] this is gonna be then because
109:40
it's gonna be yeah it's a thong i know
109:43
are we starting that [ __ ] now i'm not
109:44
worried
109:46
well i mean currently
109:48
i bet it's asian sizes i mean maybe they
109:50
could have just been mean and ordered me
109:52
size
109:54
smalls but oh my [ __ ] what is what
109:57
the [ __ ] is the size i want to read it
109:59
just to see if they oh i know it says
110:01
size medium
110:03
sorry chat i can't show my feet maybe it
110:05
stretches okay it does stretch kind of
110:07
maybe it's toes she doesn't even let me
110:09
stream on my own
110:12
i'm sorry
110:14
i'm sorry
110:18
medium apparently you will make it up to
110:20
us would be to plop in that plug we
110:23
would show like that
110:26
fine
110:29
it's just i'm sure what's the noise
110:32
there's got to be a noise that it makes
110:34
i imagine it to be a noise you know how
110:36
are you doing what is this like 16
110:40
months i love that our baby is growing
110:43
healthy even though you don't care of
110:45
him
110:47
i've abandoned our child i'm so sorry if
110:50
i remember correctly you got a chastity
110:53
cage in a po box open i do loctoba donut
110:56
girl no
110:59
no
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definitely not i don't i wouldn't set
111:02
that as a donut goal to wear for a day
111:05
uh that's [ __ ] terrifying
111:07
it's it is terrifying what if it just
111:09
like what if the [ __ ] key breaks you
111:10
know like dude i don't know if i
111:12
wouldn't even set that as a [ __ ] day
111:14
let alone a month
111:16
we'd reach that at an instant i know you
111:17
would i i don't think i'd even put it as
111:20
a day i wouldn't and also you wouldn't
111:22
even know if i wore it or not how would
111:24
you know
111:26
also it would never fit they ordered me
111:29
a size large i couldn't fit into such a
111:32
small package it set a size large but
111:34
clear it was only this big how was i
111:37
supposed to fit into uh in my flaccid
111:40
into that big that this is miniature how
111:43
am i supposed to you know it's comical
111:49
[ __ ]
111:51
how do you think i was supposed to fit
111:52
into that insane
111:56
ten thousand dollars for one minute
112:01
okay
112:02
well i've got new shoes
112:04
oh [ __ ]
112:06
okay
112:07
these are not as wait okay i can see a
112:08
little bit through them
112:10
let's grab ourselves this
112:14
that was a clean cut
112:17
okay
112:18
do you think they're going to be good or
112:19
do you think they're going to be bad
112:20
you're not fooling anyone i
112:22
don't need to fool anyone i'm only
112:24
speaking what's in your pants then my
112:26
gender is chastity
112:28
cage
112:31
oh [ __ ] wait these are normal okay
112:34
wait these are normal and they're not
112:36
even that tall they're [ __ ] there's
112:38
no platform
112:39
so they're not like oh [ __ ] yeah okay
112:42
i mean don't get me wrong they're really
112:43
high up like they're really tall
112:46
but
112:48
okay that's not bad
112:52
i will keep these around this isn't
112:54
terrible what do you think they look
112:55
nice try them on i've swapped on so many
112:58
pairs of shoes
113:00
okay
113:01
do i try these on what do i do should i
113:04
swap them or what they look really nice
113:06
there's gonna be hold on i know there's
113:08
another shoe box though as well like
113:10
this has got to be a shoe box
113:13
this is like
113:15
it's a shoe box i know it is so do you
113:17
want to make or elastic band
113:20
come on
113:23
cool
113:24
do you want to make your decision after
113:26
you see these which one we wear
113:29
because i know this one's a shoebox
113:32
it's
113:32
i'm dude i'm hyper aware
113:36
[Music]
113:39
those heels are super cute and look good
113:42
with the outfit i would agree but the
113:44
next one these might even look better
113:47
they won't
113:48
they won't they're red
113:50
okay
113:55
holy [ __ ] wait
113:57
it's the [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] god
114:00
it's these
114:01
i own a pair of these in black and
114:03
they're really good except these look
114:04
way wider i wait no i don't own a pair
114:07
of these
114:09
huh
114:11
they look so much wider
114:14
i mean hold on what are they are these
114:16
what do you think
114:17
i don't mind them you do have large feet
114:19
i do i they're giant what do you think
114:22
i don't know what they'd go with
114:25
maybe a
114:28
what [ __ ]
114:29
[ __ ] alex in wonderland
114:32
maybe an alex in wonderland as the
114:34
wicked witch of the west with the red
114:36
sparkly shoes
114:38
okay
114:39
all right maybe maybe this is not the
114:42
nurse uniform
114:44
oh
114:45
okay
114:46
you know what that's a good [ __ ]
114:48
that's a good that's a good shout
114:52
naughty dorothy cosplay yeah
114:54
black dress red lipstick
114:57
maybe yeah i could see that working or
114:58
just all red
115:00
i think you're getting confused about
115:01
movies there dude dudette
115:03
no i am right
115:06
you want to check out the live stream
115:07
clips channel oh my god okay there's so
115:09
many live stream clips channels
115:12
should i swap into these then [ __ ] why
115:14
do i
115:15
every pair of shoes there's three pairs
115:18
of shoes under my desk right now ah [ __ ]
115:22
the wizard of oz oh i'm stupid
115:27
you know what i meant the the the idea
115:30
it got across i don't know why you're
115:31
critiquing me on this
115:34
okay
115:36
maybe i've set my shoes
115:38
i've never worn shoes like this holy
115:40
[ __ ] i've owned have i only ever worn
115:42
platform heels
115:46
he said alex in wonderland
115:51
alex
115:52
have i only ever worn platform heels i
115:54
don't think i've ever worn
115:56
this feels so [ __ ] foreign it feels
115:59
so weird hold on
116:01
look at this
116:03
not that okay one sec my like
116:06
my thigh highs are coming down
116:08
this feels so odd
116:10
wait what the [ __ ]
116:15
they look good as well okay wait
116:18
holy [ __ ] they're so [ __ ] flying one
116:21
says hi
116:23
wait this is so easy to walk in
116:26
these are so easy to walk in
116:28
have i only ever worn platform heels
116:30
until right now
116:32
wait what the [ __ ]
116:34
let me just kick this [ __ ] over there
116:40
have i really only ever
116:42
wait okay wait what the [ __ ] have i only
116:44
ever won platform hills because like
116:45
these aren't platform heels these are
116:47
like
116:49
they they're like you know like okay
116:51
under the foot there's no like extra
116:54
platform to make me even taller so i i
116:56
can't like stress that how weird this is
116:59
that this feels like i'm short but tall
117:01
here you go you sexy beast i hope you're
117:03
having a good day i am what the [ __ ] oh
117:06
[ __ ] me that's 60 thank you for the 60
117:09
dollars i am now i'm having a great day
117:11
now
117:12
okay right
117:14
i am wearing a pin bag
117:16
dude i want them kinda this feels so
117:18
[ __ ] weird
117:20
still sister this fits same this feels
117:22
so [ __ ] odd
117:27
this is so much better dude this [ __ ] oh
117:30
my [ __ ] god why
117:33
you know what this feels like you know
117:34
that scene in like naruto
117:37
where or is it naruto it's something
117:38
i've only seen the clip of it that one
117:40
character that has weights on for their
117:42
entire life and then they take them off
117:44
and then they're like they're [ __ ]
117:46
good at everything like even better at
117:48
everything
117:49
it feels like that like i got used to
117:52
the absolute highest heels they're like
117:54
the tallest ones
117:58
dragon ball maybe rockley okay cool
118:01
uh
118:02
and now like i'm wearing this and
118:03
they're just like holy [ __ ] these are
118:04
just shoes
118:06
it feel dude that's so [ __ ] weird
118:09
it feels like wearing like a heels but
118:12
not
118:13
i i don't know how to describe it it's
118:15
so [ __ ] odd
118:17
that is really odd okay [ __ ] it i got
118:19
next one
118:20
dude that's either rocklin naruto or sun
118:22
goku and dragon ball i don't know it's
118:24
the one i think it's naruto
118:30
i think it is naruto
118:31
the one i'm thinking of anyway
118:34
done with the in with the funny haircut
118:38
okay
118:42
a hockey puck
118:46
perhaps a strange creature what are you
118:51
i can't even tell what it is by the
118:53
label
118:57
i don't want to like carve it to candle
118:59
it might be a candle
119:03
what
119:05
i don't think it's a candle
119:07
it doesn't look like a candle from like
119:09
what i say but
119:15
oh what the [ __ ] it's a jar
119:18
of sir brains i guess what the [ __ ]
119:23
um boshi
119:27
salt pickled plums
119:30
did i get the wrong delivery what the
119:32
[ __ ] is this
119:35
what is that does someone know
119:37
oh my god what is it
119:40
what do you why okay why are you why are
119:41
you like
119:45
do you say john it is a jar
119:47
it's a jar it's a it's a jar
119:49
of
119:51
but what is it just tell me what it is
119:53
it's japanese i know but why are you
119:56
acting like it's something like
119:57
interesting very sour
120:05
now i want to try it
120:07
he doesn't know no i don't know
120:10
oh my god i just wanna say thank you for
120:13
being such an inspiration i've been
120:15
watching for a few months and finally
120:17
built up the courage to wear a skirt to
120:19
college so thank you
120:21
oh wow holy [ __ ] i i couldn't even do
120:23
that [ __ ] that's insane nice
120:27
oh my [ __ ] god wait there's a there's
120:30
a thing
120:31
okay this is that was there was a tag
120:33
i'm stupid
120:39
what the [ __ ]
120:48
this is so i did remove the tape off it
120:51
shut up don't mock me hold on
120:53
you're a man open it i am and i'm strung
120:57
oh my god
120:58
oh my god
121:02
it smells [ __ ] awful
121:04
i won't lie it smells really bad
121:09
it looks like a brain
121:11
muscley man and by the way did you
121:14
fashion that dress out of a trash bag
121:17
oh that looks so [ __ ] grim
121:24
that looks
121:25
so [ __ ] grim
121:29
listen chat
121:31
it may be nice but it looks
121:34
awful
121:36
it looks
121:37
so
121:38
it looks like something a doctor would
121:40
extract
121:42
that looks [ __ ] dreadful
121:50
it's definitely in date
121:52
uh but it like
121:53
oh my god no it doesn't expire it just
121:56
looks
121:57
so [ __ ] gross
121:59
they look expired
122:01
i mean
122:02
it says it expires in 2024
122:07
jar opening tip hold lid but not jar
122:10
itself under hot tap
122:13
physics you think i'm gonna stand up in
122:15
this dress and go to a hot tap i'll keep
122:17
it around the counter maybe i'll maybe
122:19
i'll get the balls to try it
122:21
but for now i don't
122:22
oh my god i caught you liv ooh
122:26
i've been on a binge of your videos for
122:28
so long and you are giving me hope to be
122:30
able to look pretty like you do as well
122:32
as i think i've finally got enough
122:34
motivation to start voice training
122:38
god i don't
122:39
wait these heels are [ __ ] cool bro i
122:42
can actually move in them
122:43
yeah the heels of pogba's dude
122:47
i it is that mo it is that like episode
122:52
they're scientifically run yeah bro hey
122:54
look at
122:57
what the [ __ ] is this
123:03
what is this
123:05
medical what the [ __ ] is this it looks
123:07
like medical supplies
123:09
[Music]
123:13
glad you liked the black heels there
123:15
should have been a note with them
123:17
oh it's gone now
123:21
a usb video camera
123:29
of
123:31
some two what the [ __ ]
123:34
some off-brand like toothpaste
123:37
and like a really
123:39
a taped on by the way like messily
123:42
sellotaped on with like bits of dust
123:44
under it
123:45
face wash
123:47
t ah that's [ __ ]
123:49
did someone [ __ ] over their order did
123:51
someone just yeah i was gonna say did
123:52
someone just send me their order now
123:56
listen
123:57
whoever had vampire teeth
123:59
and a small usb camera
124:02
i'm keeping it
124:04
it's a den it's a denture fixative
124:09
okay
124:10
that's cool
124:13
oh no my fixa didn't my pixel then
124:16
i'm not kidding can the person that send
124:19
those put a link in discord d i have no
124:22
idea who i i don't know uh where they
124:24
came from the guy the guy just said he's
124:26
got them
124:29
kanji rakangi two months on sorry bro i
124:33
took my
124:34
toothpaste
124:35
okay i've got this one oh my god that's
124:37
heavy
124:40
i've got this one and then there's
124:41
another one behind me that's sent from
124:42
another country by hand which i'm
124:44
excited about
124:46
oh it holds vampire teeth in place okay
124:49
wait
124:51
listen wait
124:56
there's cans of metal in here
125:02
interesting
125:04
liquid it definitely sounds like a
125:06
liquid
125:11
it is it's from aussie land
125:14
wait it's definitely from aussie land
125:16
holy [ __ ] it is
125:19
i've been sent twisties
125:22
don't know what that is burger rings
125:25
what the [ __ ] australia
125:28
that sounds gross
125:30
and more the [ __ ] passion fruit stuff
125:33
i like the [ __ ] oh that's nice
125:36
okay there's a note with that last box i
125:38
sent the camera so you could do the
125:40
remote camera thing
125:46
what
125:48
oh i already have other cameras but yeah
125:51
i mean
125:52
[ __ ] okay wait we all thought it was
125:54
like someone else's order then okay well
125:56
i've kept the box
125:58
the desk cam
126:00
oh okay i get you my desk is such a mess
126:03
right now there's just boobs everywhere
126:05
did amoya just completely dip after she
126:07
got me to put boobs on
126:11
holy [ __ ]
126:14
these are cool anyway
126:17
i won't lie to you the burger rings
126:18
sound awful
126:20
uh and they're probably not gonna be
126:22
vegetarian
126:24
but the cheese twisties
126:27
look interesting
126:30
nice
126:32
okay
126:33
your girlfriend must hate that you look
126:35
better in a dress than the malama
126:39
listen i mean i don't have a girlfriend
126:42
however if i did
126:44
they would have to learn to accept it
126:46
they would have to learn to accept that
126:48
i look
126:49
just so [ __ ] hot and have way bigger
126:51
boobs than them probably because this is
126:53
inhuman all right here's a boyfriend
126:58
well i also have bigger boobs than my
127:00
boyfriend as well so
127:02
there is also that
127:06
i don't have a boyfriend by the way and
127:08
i never will because again
127:11
am
127:12
straight am cis am mail
127:15
am all these things that you claim can
127:17
not be true
127:20
am epic and look pogba's needs to have
127:22
gone i can look at the reflection in
127:24
rose's bops
127:30
can you see yourself
127:32
okay you see this there
127:35
that's the camera no way that's the
127:36
microphone
127:38
look look at my boobs
127:42
you can see the reflection of it
127:46
can you oh my [ __ ] god wait i'm gonna
127:48
angle it so i can see there's you
127:50
that's you right there
127:55
wave to yourself chad look at that
127:56
that's you right there that's the camera
127:59
money
128:02
cool
128:03
money thank you for the money ac
128:06
okay fine we're using knives for
128:07
everything
128:15
i think i've just found like my new
128:17
favorite pair of heels by the way so
128:18
thank you
128:20
never cut towards yourself kids unless
128:22
you're finster in which case it's pretty
128:24
epic
128:26
five months baby
128:33
there's boxes inside boxes
128:35
okay
128:37
all right one
128:40
two
128:42
interesting
128:45
was there a note perhaps who was it from
128:48
it's from france
128:51
i don't know if i want to read their
128:53
name
128:54
they haven't give well uh
128:57
breakable not really
128:59
okay
129:00
john box is this john's
129:03
don't yeah no i won't john
129:06
okay
129:07
is this john's box though
129:09
oh damn it's from john [ __ ] yeah okay
129:14
oh thanks for the five gifted subs man
129:17
read the note one note
129:19
what note
129:21
oh
129:22
this note
129:24
hey finn me again it was like tucked
129:26
inside the box
129:28
hey finn me again you know what you know
129:30
i advocate for comfy [ __ ] so enjoy some
129:32
more the blue thing is better worn with
129:35
some pants a skirt won't work because
129:37
the front seems short if needed ask me
129:40
and i'll send a pic on twitter okay
129:44
what is the blue thing i don't know what
129:46
the blue thing is yet
129:53
it does feel comfy it does feel comfy
129:56
though
129:58
holy [ __ ] okay
130:02
okay
130:03
that's it's like it's just a [ __ ] [ __ ]
130:04
yeah it's like a longer in the back
130:06
shirt
130:07
never exposing my [ __ ] to anyone ever
130:10
again i don't know why i'm talking about
130:12
my ass so much today
130:14
comfy [ __ ] is tos sorry
130:17
good play good play
130:18
and then i don't know what this one is
130:20
though you haven't really said anything
130:21
in your note about what this one is
130:23
so okay
130:24
the fabric is top yeah yeah
130:27
i mean yeah of course i know it was a it
130:28
was a tub
130:30
okay
130:32
[ __ ]
130:34
roses are bottom i guess
130:42
submissive and listen we've had this
130:44
conversation that i'm i'm
130:47
well i may be submissive and breathable
130:49
it does not mean that i am a bottom
130:53
i'm an expert at amazon bro
130:55
okay
130:56
i'm liking what i'm seeing john
130:59
it's a hottie and it's pink
131:01
[ __ ]
131:02
it's a it's a it's a thin pink hoodie
131:05
well done
131:06
he's managed to found these man john's
131:08
managed to find like everything that's
131:10
like i like but it's also the most
131:12
feminine version i'd like to say you
131:14
have sent my gender dysphoria though
131:16
they're off with your videos
131:19
through the rough
131:20
through the rough okay
131:22
reasonable clothes finally yes
131:24
anyway
131:26
i'm gonna now walk downstairs and grab
131:28
more [ __ ] because there's so much more
131:31
um in my new [ __ ] heels these are
131:34
pretty good actually
131:36
okay right i'm gonna go grab the stuff
131:39
now boys
131:40
oh [ __ ] should i grab a hairbrush as
131:41
well i need to brush my hair one sec
131:44
oh my god
131:46
how has this not gone wrong yet holy
131:49
[ __ ] i'm lucky okay
131:52
sec i'm gonna grab a hairbrush
132:26
hair brush
132:27
hair brushed would you look at that it
132:29
looks so much better whenever i brush my
132:31
hair
132:32
all right
132:40
big titty [ __ ] in the in the [ __ ]
132:42
made outfit back at it again okay
132:46
do i wait okay chad can i get a can i
132:48
get a confirmation on something
132:51
considering we're doing the skirts and
132:52
dresses thing now
132:54
are we doing it
132:56
well are we doing the thong week again
132:58
now
132:59
because i've broken it already because
133:01
i'm not wearing a thong but like are we
133:03
doing it now do i need to like when i
133:05
get changed out of this at the end of
133:07
the stream do i get into like pajamas or
133:09
do i get into like you know a 90 what do
133:11
i do
133:14
start tomorrow
133:16
yes you
133:17
just stop we're very we're on different
133:20
the chat and you're on different sides
133:21
of this
133:25
okay this side i'm going to grab a po
133:27
box we have it oh my god
133:32
dude this is like [ __ ] up like
133:33
walking like i'm like walking wrong i
133:36
need to like re-learn how to walk in
133:37
these because they're not platforms
134:31
dear master can you please give me a
134:33
hand with the with the [ __ ] packages
134:40
sir your package is just too heavy for
134:42
me it's just too large for me to hold it
134:44
one time
134:46
this has a big note said fragile whoops
134:49
um
134:50
okay i i mean all first i put the
134:52
fragile one down really lightly the
134:54
other stuff i didn't know oh my god
134:58
okay i was my old username but i'm back
135:00
now take my money
135:02
i'll help you
135:04
i will
135:06
hello
135:07
oh what the [ __ ] is that
135:10
what the [ __ ] is this
135:12
what the [ __ ] is this
135:15
this is like a wax seal hey moya
135:19
finally ever left i'm quietly waiting
135:21
for you to expose your ass also your
135:22
legs and heels are nice thank you i'm
135:24
jonathan would like to recreate the look
135:26
for myself you should vong during pka
135:32
yes but don't tell them technically that
135:34
would be technically yes that would it's
135:36
tomorrow so
135:39
oh what the [ __ ] this is so neat i tried
135:41
to preserve the seal how do i make this
135:44
my own how did i make this
135:46
myself [ __ ]
135:48
there's a lot of stickers
135:50
there's a lot of stickers
135:53
i've got him okay
135:56
okay
135:57
right
135:59
magic stars [ __ ] it these are dope bro
136:02
the nostalgia holy [ __ ] i haven't had
136:03
those in years
136:05
okay
136:06
[Music]
136:07
another letter inside the letter by the
136:09
way
136:12
so there's two letters that i've got
136:14
the original and then this one i'm gonna
136:15
read the original first
136:18
okay it's been a while and you still
136:20
looking incredibly heck in hot af only
136:23
in to drop my reset then this girl needs
136:25
sleepies peace out love you all oh my
136:28
god i don't know if i can read this on
136:29
stream also this is from four days ago
136:31
so this is recent this guy here quickly
136:33
uh i can't read this all on stream
136:36
because it's i immediately very personal
136:40
and also
136:42
very long
136:43
so
136:44
i will save this for later i'll read
136:46
this in my free time i'll read this one
136:47
i've done with the stream because i i'm
136:50
very much assuming they don't want me to
136:51
read that out loud
136:54
and this one is just
136:57
a piece of paper
137:00
just a plain piece of paper in an
137:01
envelope
137:02
wait do they want me to write back
137:11
because they sent me a plain piece of
137:12
paper
137:18
oh wait no they said p o s p
137:21
p s oh my god p.s you can read on stream
137:24
please don't make fun of me though i
137:25
don't know if i want to read on stream
137:27
it's really like
137:29
personal
137:30
and it's
137:31
oh
137:33
i don't know
137:34
that's so sweet though holy [ __ ] i don't
137:37
know what to do that's cool as hell
137:39
maybe magicking imagine holy [ __ ] i'm
137:41
saving the paper i don't think it is
137:42
because i don't feel anything different
137:43
that'd be cool as hell
137:45
uh but it's very very long it's like you
137:48
know it's a very very long thing and i
137:49
also i can't read their handwriting's so
137:51
[ __ ] good though this is like the
137:53
handwriting that i'd be jealous of
137:55
i'm not gonna read it because
137:57
i don't know it's it's it's you know it
137:59
is personal i think i'd rather read it
138:01
off stream anyway in my own time because
138:02
that's
138:03
it seems very sweet i've read a little
138:05
bit of it it seems very very sweet
138:07
but
138:08
tell you thank you all right
138:11
i'm gonna open the fabric with the
138:12
fragile one
138:13
i'm gonna open the fragile one
138:15
uh knife where are you there you are
138:18
underneath the hairbrush
138:21
that's mine it's for you to write back
138:23
oh if you wanna write back i wish i
138:26
could i wish i knew how
138:28
i put my handwriting so bad but thanks
138:31
thanks so much for sending me the letter
138:32
scarlett that's really nice of you i'm
138:34
gonna read that in my own time but
138:37
[ __ ] yeah thank you i really [ __ ]
138:39
like the stamp you sent on it
138:44
what is this
138:46
oh my god
138:47
[Music]
138:50
absinthe
138:53
[ __ ] sent me absinthe
138:56
[ __ ] it sent me absinthe in the mail bro
139:00
for info there are still four articles
139:02
from me since there was a big hiatus
139:05
sometimes i roam amazon and i just see a
139:07
cute thing and i go for it pepe hands oh
139:10
yeah
139:11
[ __ ] sent me absinthe bro
139:16
yo
139:17
bruh it comes in like vials
139:20
holy [ __ ]
139:23
that's hardcore that's cool as [ __ ]
139:26
that much absinthe would [ __ ] kill
139:28
you look at that should i drink it
139:31
you're supposed to drink it in a certain
139:33
way but should i just [ __ ] drink it
139:34
anyway
139:37
oh my god
139:40
i'm gonna crack open one of the
139:42
passion fruit things i don't usually i
139:44
haven't drank a soda in [ __ ] ages but
139:50
these are quite good i drink like just
139:51
water
139:52
god they're so [ __ ] nice
139:54
anyway
139:55
absinthe is lethal if not done right
139:57
yeah alcohol is neat lethal i've drank
140:00
absinthe before i'm not gonna just shut
140:02
it i'm gonna read it
140:04
but i have just drank straight up
140:06
absinthe i've taken like three shots of
140:08
straight up absinthe before
140:10
i don't know if my tolerance is just
140:12
really high because i don't drink a lot
140:14
basically i think i've trained my body
140:16
into like continuing to question i don't
140:17
drink a lot at all
140:19
but when i do drink i drink a lot you
140:21
know what i mean
140:23
i don't drink frequently but when i do
140:25
they're in very large quantities in
140:27
bursts so i can hold my drink pretty
140:29
well so like to get up to the level of
140:32
some of my friends i'll just kind of
140:33
like speed run it a little bit
140:36
i tend to just like really strong shots
140:38
so i kind of i kind of [ __ ] with absent
140:41
british
140:42
drinker yeah
140:45
i just you know it's hard for me to get
140:47
like drunk you know
140:49
i guess i just [ __ ] like minx and
140:52
like jack and minks and everything like
140:53
all those look they get to where they
140:55
want to be really quickly i don't i'm
140:57
like they're like getting pissed and i'm
140:59
just like i feel completely sober
141:03
that was the last time i got drunk
141:04
really was like with them like
141:06
rose ever it's from stuff wait this
141:08
one's from stuff holy [ __ ] this one's
141:10
from
141:10
stuff [ __ ] yeah
141:17
is it going to be tos stuff
141:22
he's never sent me a dildo before but
141:24
there's a first time for everything
141:30
uh
141:31
another good handwriting actually
141:33
different rose after you've asked you
141:35
after your mass full example of how not
141:36
to bargain and negotiate
141:39
on 31st of august i felt like you mean
141:41
might need the items in this parcel asap
141:45
oh [ __ ]
141:47
oh [ __ ]
141:53
is it oh
141:57
i know what this is immediately what did
141:59
i agree to can someone remind me stuff
142:02
can you remind me what i agreed to
142:03
because i think i remember
142:05
but i just
142:06
i want to make sure because it was a
142:08
little while ago now
142:10
oh [ __ ] so this is what i see in the
142:13
package right it's this and then another
142:15
another one and then another one and
142:17
then another one and then another one
142:20
that was for the dresses month
142:23
well i guess i got it at the right time
142:27
uh all of these
142:28
just [ __ ]
142:29
[Music]
142:31
oh my god they're all
142:34
they're just all like
142:36
these like oh my [ __ ] god
142:39
and they don't even look bad either
142:44
holy [ __ ]
142:47
oh my [ __ ] god there's so many
142:51
stuff
142:55
bro
142:57
bro
142:59
bro my [ __ ] collection
143:02
i don't need this many dresses man my
143:05
entire wardrobe less than three
143:14
bro there's four i think yeah there's
143:17
four
143:19
mine what is this
143:22
where's my up what is this
143:25
oh okay
143:27
oh my god dude
143:29
it's all like day-to-day dresses
143:44
this was actually quite thoughtful
143:46
by the way normal is sending stuff from
143:48
xi'an because they you can get like a
143:50
lot of stuff from xi'an i think we can
143:53
all be sure that stove doesn't have
143:55
covered my man still has taste easy clap
143:58
i'm vaccinated anyway oh this one
144:00
actually looks
144:02
i don't know about the bottom half but
144:03
the top i really you know i kind of [ __ ]
144:05
with this i kind of really [ __ ] with
144:07
this as an outfit
144:09
i really like that material
144:10
okay
144:11
[ __ ]
144:15
that's a lot
144:19
oh my god
144:20
well done well done
144:28
it was going to say
144:30
uh
144:31
this is going to be the sky's the
144:32
dresser month i guess
144:34
yay
144:37
[Music]
144:40
they've got roses on it this is looking
144:42
really nice and one can't have too much
144:44
dresses d yes yes you can yes you can
144:48
have too many
144:50
you can definitely have too many dresses
144:53
there's a number for that
144:56
okay
144:57
this feels like another shoebox to me
145:00
it sounds like one two
145:03
chat what color do you think the shoes
145:04
are by sound
145:08
wow 13 months where did the last year go
145:11
i'm going red
145:18
no black they sound like black shoes to
145:20
me
145:22
i feel it listen take it from someone
145:24
who's won a lot of money gambling
145:27
in their only time gambling and then
145:29
quit after that so technically i've got
145:31
a 100 win rate on on like gambling in
145:34
general and i'm never going to do it
145:36
again so i maintain that win rate
145:40
i'm uh i'm confident these are black
145:43
i'm a professional it's like talking to
145:45
a professional poker player
145:46
except you know i'm lucky with
145:49
everything
145:51
these are gonna be black shoes
146:01
mostly black shoes
146:04
oh [ __ ] they're not bad either
146:07
they're very shiny on them
146:09
they're dark blue
146:11
they're dark blue
146:13
okay
146:14
nate but like pretty much like they're
146:16
dark i got it mostly that's like a 70
146:19
percent that's like a that's a that's in
146:21
my mind a win
146:25
[ __ ] you guys have genuinely are just
146:26
setting me up for this [ __ ]
146:31
these are decent hills and i've got
146:32
these hills so should i trick i could
146:34
trade you the thong that i can trade you
146:36
the thong week for uh doing the heels
146:40
for the skirts and dresses time
146:43
i can trade you that
146:46
because i could probably manage it with
146:48
these these are like two inches
146:51
it's like one inch
146:53
right chat
146:54
he's like one inch
146:56
no
146:57
oh [ __ ] you you don't want to swap
147:01
i'm gonna trade look at this
147:06
so one inch okay
147:08
i'm gonna pop these on the ground
147:10
with the other heels actually no i'm
147:12
gonna put them where the heels are
147:18
yeah okay listen stop i'm aware i'm
147:20
aware
147:22
i'm not i'm not
147:24
i'm not that i'm not trying to trade of
147:26
course i would never
147:29
such a weapon
147:30
five months heels for one week thong
147:32
that's our conversion rate
147:36
deal what a great great deal
147:40
this is from it doesn't say who it from
147:42
still don't say who it from
147:59
it's a good [ __ ] baby too
148:04
right
148:07
they make it actually look good
148:11
damn right
148:12
finally a hat that suits my personality
148:25
very nice
148:26
i like that that was that's really cool
148:28
it didn't you didn't say a name who it
148:30
was but [ __ ] thanks for sending me
148:32
that that's really cool i'm gonna keep
148:34
this it's a really [ __ ] by the way a
148:35
really soft beanie and a good quality
148:37
print i'm actually gonna keep this i've
148:39
received a lot of beanies that are like
148:41
really shitty and they feel like plastic
148:44
in the shape of a beanie that one wasn't
148:46
that's a good [ __ ] beanie it's a nice
148:51
[Music]
148:52
beanie didn't know you can wear a beanie
148:54
iron actually want thongs with some of
148:56
those dresses panty lines are a real
148:59
thing bro
149:01
ah true but then again who's gonna see
149:03
it
149:04
i don't go outside
149:06
i like barely ever leave the house
149:09
oh this one's re a lot lighter than i
149:11
thought it was gonna be
149:13
it's from scott
149:16
which scott also sent by the way
149:20
i believe scott might have sent the the
149:22
the the
149:25
the uh the cans of thing that i'm
149:26
drinking from what the [ __ ] is this
149:30
is this what the [ __ ] is this
149:36
all right chad is your chance to guess
149:38
what the [ __ ] is that let's play the
149:40
game what the [ __ ] has he sent me
149:44
fanboy
149:45
in the dryer again d
149:51
okay
149:53
hello it's not a pillow
149:56
it's
149:57
maybe a blanket
150:00
it's a hoodie
150:02
it's a really [ __ ] big hoodie
150:06
holy [ __ ] winter oh my god winter's
150:09
coming
150:09
that's cool
150:11
it's so [ __ ] fluffy
150:13
i can keep this right i can keep this
150:15
i'll keep this it's it's bright pink and
150:18
i know like everything in my house is
150:20
becoming dresses and skirts and bright
150:21
pink but i'm keeping that [ __ ] that is
150:24
that's that's girly and also that's
150:26
comfy as hell
150:29
oh my god i'm wearing one now hell yeah
150:31
oversight giant oversized pink fluffy
150:34
hoodie that they couldn't be
150:36
that's from john oh no way okay [ __ ]
150:39
yeah john okay good good [ __ ] taste
150:41
job i like it
150:44
okay i don't let me like move these
150:47
because i keep thinking they're another
150:48
box
150:52
okay
150:55
this one is also
150:58
from
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yeah okay
151:02
this one might also be from john um
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oh my god
151:11
oh my [ __ ] oh my god
151:15
that all right so we're just pr we're
151:17
just printing hats now
151:20
they're we're just printing hats now i
151:22
guess
151:24
do you see that
151:25
it's my face it's my low it's the
151:27
finster
151:28
[ __ ] yeah and he's just wrote an aerial
151:30
font fenster over it
151:33
that's pretty cool
151:35
i like the beanie a lot only another 1
151:38
200 this one is also cool but it will
151:40
look make me look really lame
151:43
in my uh
151:45
whenever i either someone sent it in
151:47
pink or they messed up carrot either way
151:49
i did send a thing like this so you
151:51
might have to i'm not sure oh that's
151:54
cool
151:55
i don't know either way
151:57
pretty epic all right also got this
151:59
thing
152:01
this is more
152:02
this also from the same guy
152:04
john this might also be from you i think
152:07
mine was in grey
152:15
did you send something from [ __ ]
152:16
benchmade
152:18
i don't think you can from amazon
152:23
it's got to be a fake knife
152:25
there's no way
152:29
it's yeah okay it's a fake knife
152:32
it's a fake benchmade i'll just say
152:34
benchmades don't come like that and they
152:36
don't come from amazon
152:37
and they don't feel like this
152:39
oh my god
152:43
that is very cheap like i could bend
152:45
this
152:50
it's a comb i wouldn't run this through
152:52
my hair it would literally just rip it
152:54
out
152:56
and that's sharp as [ __ ] too this is
152:59
scuffed as hell
153:00
imagine someone thinking this is made by
153:02
benchmade
153:04
oh my god you know well it's at least
153:06
kind of fun
153:08
do a bit hold on can i do like a cool
153:10
move with it
153:11
oh [ __ ] okay kind of hold on let me try
153:13
harder
153:15
huh
153:16
not bad
153:25
i can't describe how [ __ ] badly bad
153:27
this feels
153:29
like i'm compressing there's a bit of
153:30
metal and i just need to squeeze it and
153:33
this is just fully just compressing the
153:35
metal
153:36
oh my god like the solid metal
153:39
it's that like it's just pot metal bro
153:42
like if i pinch down on the handles i'm
153:44
yeah i can bend them together it's so
153:47
flimsy anyway
153:51
that's pretty cool i'll save it all
153:53
right
153:54
uh every collection needs a gas station
153:56
knife yeah i have a few of those
153:58
my first knife ever my first two knives
154:00
in fact one of them's here here's my
154:03
first knife ever
154:05
or second knife i don't know which order
154:06
i bought them same day
154:08
gas station knife
154:09
it's this is plastic for some reason
154:11
that's steel and all the back is steel
154:14
and it's got a really shitty liner it's
154:16
made of 420 steel i think yep 420 steel
154:20
it ain't good
154:21
not the worst though it does cut stuff
154:24
and it does does look cool
154:26
so you know the real deal
154:31
weed steal
154:33
okay
154:34
i will say if we find a really good
154:37
another outfit wait no [ __ ]
154:40
i kind of just want to get out the
154:41
corset
154:43
[Music]
154:56
needed a knife
154:58
like
154:59
day to day
155:00
this would probably be it the only
155:02
annoyance i find with it is you can't
155:04
it's really hard to do like
155:08
flicks and [ __ ] with it it's not one of
155:09
the like this sort of knife you can but
155:11
it's really awkward
155:13
it's like it's a gentlemanly knife you
155:15
know what i mean it's meant to be like a
155:17
chef thing which is is how it is
155:19
okay
155:20
have i ran out of [ __ ] do i need to grab
155:22
more [ __ ] shall i go grab more [ __ ]
155:24
there's so much more [ __ ] there's so
155:26
much more
155:28
there's so much more stuff
155:30
what do i do with the thongs
155:33
okay
155:34
should i put these back in the bed i'll
155:36
leave them here for now
155:37
uh grab more [ __ ] solid
155:39
fin you're getting reported for making
155:41
me uh what
155:43
oh yeah bye
155:45
go grab the toy [ __ ] dude i'm surprised
155:47
that we haven't managed to find any tos
155:49
items yet
155:51
you haven't opened any of mine yet
155:52
there's so much
155:55
there's so much more change into the new
155:57
red dress put the red dress on
156:00
we could but then i mainly just want to
156:02
be done with the corset i don't like i
156:04
don't mind the dress
156:05
i really don't mind the dress at all
156:07
i kind of think it's pretty epic but it
156:09
is very very short
156:13
eight minutes left before the end of
156:14
bets
156:16
[ __ ] okay speedy give me a minute
156:20
baby let's grab this and i'm gonna grab
156:22
the most here
156:27
[Music]
156:57
do
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[Music]
157:25
oh okay i got two packages
157:28
what okay i've got two
157:31
so
157:32
this is like the two that i think are
157:34
most likely to if it's not these it's
157:36
probably not any of them and the other
157:38
ones i might want to just keep for a
157:40
while
157:41
because
157:43
oh my god i want to keep them for a
157:45
while because i i might want to do uh
157:48
i may want to do a different po box
157:50
unboxing so i'm going to save a couple
157:51
of them there's not much many left
157:55
okay
157:59
what the [ __ ]
158:01
these are just [ __ ] diapers
158:03
for teens they're teenage diapers what
158:06
the [ __ ] dry nights paja okay well it's
158:09
not tos but it is [ __ ] gross i don't
158:12
follow let me coupon inside wow
158:16
i don't need diapers surprisingly
158:19
comfy is the new sexy i agree
158:22
it should be
158:26
this one looks cool as [ __ ]
158:28
top everyone
158:32
wait oh [ __ ]
158:34
oh damn
158:43
oh what oh [ __ ] it's a shoebox
158:46
bro
158:47
converse
158:48
fam i'm
158:51
i don't think we're gonna get it man i
158:53
don't think it's gonna happen
158:55
no shoes i thought it was gonna it
158:58
sounded like it was a dildo in here
159:00
what's the most comfortable corset you
159:02
have and what would you recommend as a
159:04
first
159:05
uh kind of any you kind of just need to
159:08
get the vibe of it anything with steel
159:10
boning
159:11
is pretty damn good
159:13
holy [ __ ]
159:15
they're not bad looking shoes
159:19
damn these are like real [ __ ] they're
159:20
real converse holy [ __ ]
159:22
cool wait what the [ __ ] these are
159:24
actually good shoes
159:26
[Laughter]
159:29
okay
159:31
all right
159:33
thanks
159:34
uh
159:35
thanks for helping me find confidence is
159:38
coming out
159:39
okay you know what these may be women's
159:41
shoes but they do look comfy as [ __ ]
159:43
they do look kind of cool
159:46
i would wear these
159:48
i'd wear them
159:49
i'd wear them
159:51
okay
159:52
great for walks dude now i finally got a
159:55
different pair of flats that are
159:56
actually good
159:59
hell yeah
160:01
motherfucker's got hearts on the bottom
160:03
that's cool that's nice
160:08
that's nice holy [ __ ] these are just
160:10
good shoes thank you
160:12
quickly do something tos and say about
160:13
points
160:15
um
160:17
you guys want to see my dick and balls
160:19
maybe i don't know i can't really save
160:21
you at this point i didn't open anything
160:23
i didn't open anything toss good quality
160:26
but they ugly toe
160:29
i don't mind how spydercos look i really
160:31
like the look of the paramilitary i
160:33
still don't have a pm2 and i've been
160:35
meaning to get it the only thing is i i
160:37
used to say for a while the only thing
160:39
i'll let myself spend money on is knives
160:42
but i still don't spend money on knives
160:44
because like
160:46
the only thing i'll let my self spend
160:47
money on is like other people at this
160:49
point because i'm so hesitant i'm just
160:51
like well i kind of want it but i also
160:53
don't really need it at all
160:56
anyway
160:57
yeah
161:00
why you spend the money on a house
161:02
that's an investment that's not like
161:04
that's not like a thing that's like you
161:05
know
161:07
let me let me just waste some money
161:09
the i i don't usually do anything that's
161:11
non-business this dress
161:14
a business expense
161:18
these thongs a business expense
161:22
the butt plug in my ass right now a
161:24
business expense
161:25
actually
161:26
i'm very financially stable and smart my
161:30
accountant tells me to do what i do and
161:32
i do it
161:33
anyway
161:41
anyway
161:42
your accountant must love you he hates
161:44
him he he hates it he says finn stop
161:47
wearing that tail in here i don't want
161:49
you to be wearing that in here
161:51
please we're a business casual
161:53
establishment this is not business or
161:56
this is very casual he says
161:58
[Music]
162:01
when regular stream schedule please
162:03
please please please please i need to
162:06
feed my addiction i made a stream
162:08
schedule and i stuck to it for one week
162:10
and i wanted to die i was gonna say you
162:12
know the other one i wanted to die
162:16
uh
162:17
i wanted to die myself but there's like
162:20
i don't know there's two of us basically
162:22
no it's such a hard thing to do it just
162:24
doesn't work for me if i'm like if i
162:27
have to force a stream out
162:29
it's so bad the stream's not fun
162:32
i don't have fun like oh [ __ ] thanks for
162:34
watching thank you like you know if i
162:37
have to like i just do it as much as i
162:39
can
162:40
but you know if i'm really not feeling
162:42
up to it then i just won't do it scammed
162:44
yeah because you know
162:46
it's the same thing i think we've done
162:48
stuff like this before when when i first
162:49
got started doing it or i was like oh
162:51
okay post more on instagram uh make tick
162:54
tocks stream more post videos like this
162:56
and it's like [ __ ] it's so much work at
162:58
a point that i'm just like
163:00
it's gonna stop being fun and if it
163:02
stops being fun what's the point
163:04
you know i can i i didn't really get
163:06
that at the start i was like okay yeah
163:08
we can do this for like goals we can do
163:09
like more instagram stuff but like yeah
163:11
do you still do your 10 000 steps walk
163:14
each day
163:15
how do people react when they see you do
163:18
they think you are a woman or a manly
163:20
man
163:21
i'm not doing my 10 000 each day i'm
163:23
kind of doing it every other day
163:25
and um i mean
163:27
i guess i don't look at people like okay
163:29
here's what i do where's a hat i just
163:31
had a [ __ ] hat
163:33
oh my god okay well basically i have
163:34
like a hat right i just don't look at
163:37
anyone like no one really sees me so
163:39
like this is all you see when i'm on my
163:41
walk
163:43
and i'm wearing a mask too so you don't
163:44
see [ __ ]
163:45
i'm because that's just i wear a cap to
163:47
keep the sun and the hair out of my eyes
163:50
so it's like you know no one sees me
163:53
i've had the occasional conversation
163:55
with people i've met some good friends
163:56
i've only done that twice i've only ever
163:58
talked to someone twice
163:59
um but yeah no it doesn't matter if i'm
164:01
running around in like [ __ ] the tick
164:03
tock leggings or whatever i just kind of
164:05
go around it doesn't matter
164:08
i just avoid the hours that people are
164:10
like getting out of school and [ __ ] and
164:11
they're walking their dog because their
164:13
parents are back home and you know i'm
164:14
avoiding those out or when they get back
164:16
from work they walk the dog i'm avoiding
164:18
those hours
164:19
uh i just go around when there's like
164:20
there's like two or three people in the
164:22
park
164:23
so
164:24
it's not that bad
164:26
can you do some uh seducing
164:28
[Music]
164:29
feminine facial expressions what does
164:31
that even mean and why was that comment
164:33
deleted that wasn't that bad that wasn't
164:35
a bad comment but i don't know what it
164:37
means though masking outdoors fresh air
164:42
i guess so
164:43
away from other humans isn't it i mean
164:45
i've worn a mask
164:47
a good amount of times i don't know i
164:49
got covered once and i i just really
164:50
didn't like it
164:52
do you sharpen your own knives i have so
164:54
many knives that i do none of them are
164:55
dull enough to sharpen because i just
164:57
swap knives
164:58
um but i used to
165:01
uh i've been meaning to get a good
165:02
sharpening system
165:04
it's also no fun for us if you're not
165:07
having a good time
165:08
yeah it's like mimi as it is like i'm
165:11
having a decent time maybe you know like
165:14
sure
165:17
could i maybe do without
165:19
yeah i mean okay here's the thing i
165:21
think some of it's like
165:23
listen if i look like this naturally i'd
165:25
like this thing of a waste naturally as
165:27
my body type without taking hrt kind of
165:30
impossible
165:31
without just becoming a woman um so you
165:34
know wearing a corset would i like to do
165:35
without a corset yes would it look worse
165:38
with a corset
165:39
yes dude okay
165:41
there's something about like
165:43
there's something that makes this like
165:45
okay to do when i know i look good
165:50
like okay
165:51
no don't say egg
165:53
but like it does make it easier when i
165:56
know i look pretty good so i'm like
165:59
you know i'm like i'll get dressed and
166:01
if i look bad i'm like [ __ ] you know
166:03
like it's or if i if i don't
166:06
you know
166:08
you know what i mean though right
166:10
like it's
166:11
just you know so i i do try
166:14
um but i'm trying to lose a little bit
166:16
of weight to to gonna get in that hey
166:19
rose there is a barley song trick in the
166:21
discord it's okay if you don't but you
166:24
should try it i'm eating already
166:26
cool i'm already on my way to the
166:28
discord you had me at bellasong trick
166:31
you had me a discord bella song you
166:33
didn't say where it is though
166:38
pics and vids maybe
166:40
some pick some vids okay
166:43
let's see
166:50
how did he [ __ ] do that
166:53
wait how is he holding it
166:57
okay that's a really light fowler song i
167:00
can [ __ ] it i can do that maybe
167:02
let me see
167:07
this is a heavy ass bala song too
167:10
ah
167:11
god that hurt it's heavy
167:14
huh
167:16
how did he catch it with
167:17
how did he catch it with two hat with
167:20
how do you do it like that i can only
167:22
catch it in one
167:23
i can catch one handle not two
167:26
ugh
167:30
wait what the [ __ ]
167:36
i can catch it in one handle not two how
167:38
the [ __ ] does this happen srs incoming
167:41
so
167:46
hold on you can see like the impact
167:50
that's cool
167:51
never my chest will never get hurt i
167:54
have body armor i have a corset
167:56
to protect against hard hits and a
167:59
bouncy uh chest area
168:02
i've seen this somewhere before i think
168:04
it's like
168:05
maybe there's a bit of a twist to it
168:08
it didn't look like he was had a twist
168:09
to it though
168:16
oh that just hit like right on my bone
168:19
did you hear like the knock sound effect
168:21
there
168:23
oh right on like the this like bone
168:26
right there
168:27
oh
168:31
just
168:32
solid steel bro
168:34
[ __ ]
168:36
okay
168:37
did you do you take female hormones no
168:40
i only take male hormones i'm on trt
168:43
marina
168:45
that would be kind of funny i've had it
168:46
in my head that like so a [ __ ] part
168:48
of the pka podcast kyle took trt
168:51
um which is like you know steroids
168:54
essentially i was like [ __ ] there's an
168:55
alternate future where i'm just like
168:57
like when i hit like 30 and i'm like
169:01
you know the fanboy years have passed me
169:02
i'm no longer doing
169:05
i'm no longer doing this online how
169:08
funny would it be if i just got
169:10
jacked like just [ __ ] jacked and then
169:13
looked like the comparison is just
169:15
insane anyway
169:17
that'd be that that that's kind of cool
169:19
in my head it's also the reason why i'm
169:20
not gonna ever get like laser on my face
169:23
i maintain that i may i was talking to
169:26
millie about this earlier in the eyelash
169:27
place that like she was at she had said
169:30
that she has got everything lasered
169:33
everything and she was explaining how
169:34
much everything
169:36
hurt you know
169:37
so
169:38
and she and i was like i don't think she
169:40
was like you should get laser and i was
169:42
like that's a [ __ ] awful idea we both
169:43
laughed about that i was like in all
169:45
fairness the one that i've got like a
169:46
couple places where i would
169:48
actually get permanent laser hair
169:50
removal
169:52
and it's um
169:54
it's my armpits
169:56
or if i ever started growing chest or
169:58
back hair or shoulder hair
170:00
that shit's gonna get wiped out quick
170:02
you will never if i see one hair on my
170:06
back that [ __ ] is gone i will burn it
170:09
off there's it's it's not happening i
170:11
will never have back hair um that's the
170:13
worst
170:14
chest hair will come i don't want chest
170:16
hair
170:17
i i don't i don't shave my chest this is
170:19
my chest i maybe have one
170:23
i thought i had one chester i don't have
170:25
chest hair
170:28
but like dude back hair
170:31
would it's gotta suck
170:32
my dad is like [ __ ] hell he looks
170:34
like me now
170:36
he's like he he doesn't have any hair on
170:39
him so i don't know if i'll ever need it
170:41
i'm not like a really hairy guy um
170:44
but
170:46
there is that
170:47
um
170:48
i guess the fanboy dan
170:50
dude he dude there's been he used to he
170:53
was like a punk rock guy so there's
170:55
definitely photos where my dad and my
170:56
mom are together and my dad is wearing
170:58
more makeup than my mom you know like
171:01
i think like we talked like i remember a
171:03
conversation when i was a kid that must
171:05
have been again a testament to my good
171:07
like [ __ ] my parents being great that
171:10
like they were saying how like um they
171:12
were explaining
171:14
i think it must have been the same
171:15
conversation where i was like learning
171:17
what gay people
171:18
ah did they exist and they were uh oh
171:21
maybe i don't know i was [ __ ] like
171:23
three at the time i don't know
171:24
i'm like under 10 definitely under 10 i
171:27
don't know how old i was
171:29
she was saying like
171:30
[ __ ] i know this this conversation
171:32
might have been when i was a bit older
171:33
but he was like she was saying how oh
171:35
yeah no men used to wear a lot more men
171:37
used to wear makeup back in the day
171:39
she's all punk rock
171:40
so like guys had like eyeliner
171:42
everything it just came back into
171:44
fashion recently i guess so my dad
171:46
maybe at one point was a fanboy
171:49
sorry dad
171:50
sorry about oh my [ __ ] god
171:53
that was a bit too low
171:56
that's better i think
171:59
is this better or worse now i don't know
172:01
what i did
172:04
runs in the family is this better is
172:05
this a better view
172:08
you can kind of see my desk though
172:13
anyway
172:15
the absolute dna fanboy bro the jeans
172:18
the femboy jeans i wish i could find a
172:20
picture of my dad um 12 please no
172:24
i can twelve very slowly did they post
172:26
the slo-mo version
172:29
okay she said she's a she uh and she
172:31
posted a slower version lucky
172:34
they do it
172:38
okay it looks a lot more clumsy in
172:40
slo-mo i'll give the benefit of the
172:41
doubt there oh they do it again
172:44
can they close it
172:46
yeah immediate death by the way
172:48
like goodbye fingers i just just cut up
172:52
entirely if it was a real knife
172:56
uh
173:03
the
173:04
okay the the first version made you look
173:06
a lot more uh confident in this trick
173:10
yeah that was perfect i don't know how
173:12
the slo-mo went so badly but not bad
173:15
not bad
173:17
no blade well yeah i know but obviously
173:20
hills were originally made for male
173:21
nobles oh yeah so they could be more
173:23
like you know i think i talked about it
173:24
like it so they can be more like [ __ ]
173:26
tall right more like
173:28
what's it called
173:30
i don't know do i my room looks awful
173:32
again it looks like it's so [ __ ]
173:34
messy
173:35
ah
173:41
listen dude
173:42
that's what oh
173:44
a twirl in this would be impossible like
173:47
look
173:49
dude you can like look this is where's
173:52
my ass
173:55
that's my bro like that's how short the
173:58
dress is like i can't i if i even move
174:01
too quick like this it will wait watch
174:04
watch watch the like side look at that
174:06
it's gonna come up there's no way
174:11
it's gonna it's gonna come up i can't do
174:12
it nice garbage bag thank you
174:14
shut up that's not even short that is so
174:17
short jump really quickly how many shots
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of absinthe does finn need before he
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trusts chat ever again
174:31
just take the chat immediately pivots
174:33
like don't take the shots of absinthe to
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take the shots
174:37
give us a curtsy
174:40
the [ __ ] i can't see in this it's
174:42
like
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that
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it's
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how do i do a cursing wait i actually
174:46
don't i i actually have no idea how to
174:48
do a curse what do i do
174:50
how do i do it i've i've only seen it in
174:52
movies and i have like a really vague
174:53
idea of what it is
174:55
what do i do
174:58
you should get tucking underwear i have
174:59
tucking underwear i don't know who the
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one uh you link though
175:02
just kneel a bit i am kneeling
175:06
isn't that like a thing where you do
175:07
that and you're like [ __ ] you do
175:08
something
175:10
you kneel and lift your skirt
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that's not right there's no way that's
175:14
right
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leg on the side and slightly crouch
175:18
should i just google this
175:24
what the [ __ ]
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[ __ ]
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probably
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so it's like it's like this [ __ ] right
175:31
[ __ ] you know that is that it did i
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just do it that felt really [ __ ]
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that felt awful
175:38
not like it felt like i was doing it
175:39
wrong it felt like i was doing it right
175:41
and therefore it felt awful
175:48
oh
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okay
175:55
do a flip
175:56
should be deeper but okay i know but i
175:58
kind of like goofed it because i was
175:59
just like [ __ ] is this fine i'm i'm like
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just kind of pussying out of doing a
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curtsy
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uh
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it's a good try thank you
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hefty hefty hefty
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what does that even mean
176:18
what does that even mean
176:19
do a flip
176:22
i've heard beldolfing does that like she
176:24
can make a tongue a bit better you know
176:26
like when you start your tongue
176:27
if daddy round
176:34
well he's not here
176:36
well he's not here so you will never
176:38
know the answer to that question
176:43
30's garbage bags okay
176:45
that's rude
176:48
ah
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how do i
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nice
176:58
thighs
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what is the skirt why does the skirt
177:02
look like a trash bag
177:03
listen there's no like trim to it so it
177:06
just kind of ends like in a trash baggy
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fashion i don't know i didn't make the
177:11
thing someone gets schlatt bro i listen
177:14
maybe in a private call but not it not
177:16
it not in stream
177:18
schlatt can see whatever he wants
177:20
schlatt can
177:21
can do whatever uh you guys however
177:23
that's that no that's behind a paywall
177:32
bing bong
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new
177:34
hour 70s bowie was hot i guarantee you
177:37
that's probably what my dad thought he
177:38
looked like back in the day
177:40
i bet you that's kind of what he went
177:41
for at everyone we need to get to the
177:43
nine month box
177:45
can i get some sevens in the chat seven
177:47
seven seven seven seven seven seven
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seven seven seven seven seven seven
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it's not gonna happen i set this goal up
177:55
like specifically as like a okay well
177:57
let's just set a giant [ __ ] goal
178:01
oh no they're all saying seven the goal
178:02
is slowly shrinking
178:06
uh that's bringing it down but yeah no
178:09
um
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i don't know
178:11
i could we couldn't really find a better
178:14
version of the
178:16
of the of the goal so [ __ ] it we'll keep
178:18
it here [ __ ] if you managed to hit 6 000
178:20
subs fine
178:22
micro bikini
178:24
if i get down to like 60
178:27
60 kg yeah sure
178:30
65 possibly
178:34
60 kg is probably where like
178:36
is the borderline of what i'd want to be
178:39
i don't think i'd want to be any lighter
178:40
than that
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um but yeah
178:44
[Music]
178:47
the box doesn't hurt him anymore do it
178:49
[ __ ] does what i want to roll
178:52
do it do a 12 do a courtesy do a barrel
178:56
my entire chat
178:57
micro bikini equals impossible yeah my
179:00
what the [ __ ]
179:06
thank you for the 69 gifted sub crj holy
179:10
[ __ ]
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yeah micro bikini would not be possible
179:13
because you know
179:14
well i mean the top would i could do the
179:16
top
179:17
but not the bottom the bottom i listen
179:20
micro doesn't work listen not that i'm
179:22
not bragging
179:24
but micro would definitely not work like
179:26
a micro bikini would definitely not
179:28
cover enough
179:29
area
179:34
anyway all right big guy we get it
179:38
[ __ ] you like
179:42
oh my god
179:43
nano bikini
179:46
oh [ __ ]
179:49
just wear a sock man
179:51
it's just
179:52
it doesn't matter with a tuck
179:55
oh maybe
179:57
but i don't know how to tuck that like
179:59
to
180:00
hmm
180:01
i wouldn't know how to tuck that small
180:04
without using like a [ __ ] roll of
180:06
duct tape and even still it's a micro
180:09
thing is bigger than a roll of duct tape
180:11
i mean i could probably wear a bikini
180:15
maybe i don't know if i was at like 60
180:18
60 kg i could wear a bikini and just be
180:20
wearing a bikini i'd be down to do it
180:23
too
180:25
i'd be down to do it i'll be down to do
180:27
it maybe and regularly because regular
180:29
bikini the one i sent to you yeah i'd be
180:32
down to do it if i weighed a bit less or
180:34
just give me like a few months and i
180:36
will
180:38
in theory if i hit all my goals three
180:40
months away and i should be at that
180:42
weight
180:42
i should be at the point where i feel
180:44
pretty good about that
180:45
um but then again i'm honestly i'm just
180:47
estimating
180:49
because i have no [ __ ] idea if i'll
180:51
hit 60 kg and then i'm like right great
180:53
perfect
180:54
um
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because i might get to 65 kg and be like
180:59
right great perfect i don't know i'm
181:01
just guessing because i've been 60 kg
181:03
before and that was pretty [ __ ]
181:06
stellar so i don't know
181:10
who knows
181:13
regular bikini then graduate to micro
181:15
maybe
181:16
new year bikini stream confirmed oh is
181:19
60kg healthy for you
181:20
yeah it's like um that's like my
181:24
it's on i mean it depends how you look
181:25
at it right on a bmi it's still as
181:28
healthy i love everything and i've been
181:29
60 kgs and i was peak physical fitness
181:32
at 60 kg uh so i don't know
181:36
maybe
181:38
but then again i've also got all the
181:40
same muscle from that
181:42
60 kg is fine for five foot two
181:45
so this is fine for my height which is
181:47
five foot ten
181:48
it's fine for anything but anyway
181:54
uh we've all been 60 kg when we were
181:56
children no i mean
181:58
i've been 60 kg while i was an adult um
182:02
just a tip bmi's horrible index health
182:04
yeah that's what i mean you kind of hear
182:06
both things where it's like 60kg
182:08
on the bmi that's like it's still
182:10
healthy but it's like that's like the
182:12
minimum you can be and it's like okay
182:14
well yeah but i also have like a lot of
182:15
muscle and i'm like you know
182:18
a lot of muscle
182:20
okay well i have muscle somewhere you
182:22
know i use you know [ __ ] i used to at
182:25
some point i grew muscle
182:27
everyone laughed at me because i said i
182:29
grow muscle really quickly i do i've
182:31
like just i've never worked out arms but
182:34
yet i've maintained a decent amount of
182:35
just muscle mass
182:37
because i just eat protein all day
182:39
because that's the vegetarian diet
182:41
anyway
182:42
i'm strong enough
182:45
i have had a little bit of like [ __ ]
182:47
[Music]
182:49
i have had a little bit of like
182:52
i've noticed that i like i have been
182:53
dropping off off in the strength
182:55
department a little bit because i don't
182:58
usually need to pick up like when you
183:00
pick up weights you're like okay cool
183:01
there's numbers involved they're like
183:03
well [ __ ] i don't remember what i used
183:04
to what i used to be able to lift
183:06
but then when you lift like just a heavy
183:08
box or like a big a big kind of a big
183:10
jug of water
183:11
and you're like [ __ ] this is heavier
183:13
than i ever remember it being
183:15
and i'm like ugh you know anyway
183:18
so maybe now do squats i've been doing
183:20
squats i haven't been like uh estrogen
183:22
does that to you
183:24
well i'm not taking any estrogen i can
183:26
still beat marisa in a [ __ ] arm
183:28
wrestle i know i know what estrogen does
183:30
with that because you know [ __ ] she's
183:32
been taking it and i can beat her
183:33
anonymous i'm much stronger to it don't
183:35
tell her i said that but i'm much
183:36
stronger
183:37
um
183:39
it's the hr2 it's the hrt
183:43
you've seen me shirtless you know i'm
183:46
not on hrt
183:49
uh
183:51
i've like yeah you've seen me shirtless
183:53
before
183:54
money too
183:56
oh hell yeah
183:59
you have a cups i do not have a cups i
184:02
do not have they take this
184:04
[ __ ]
184:05
uh
184:07
slander out of my chat
184:09
built like a stick wrong
184:11
three
184:12
okay listen i part of me is like i'm
184:15
trying to work out to get to a point i'm
184:16
doing a little bit of sit-ups every now
184:18
and then i'm not really doing anything
184:19
big but like i want to get to a point
184:21
where like if i do photo shoots for
184:23
merch you know what i this initially
184:24
started with i was like [ __ ] i want to
184:26
do a photo shoot for merch but i want to
184:28
look really good
184:30
like i want to look really good for it
184:33
i'm like [ __ ]
184:35
maybe i should just start working out a
184:36
little bit so i'm like maybe maybe i'll
184:39
get like a little bit more like muscle
184:41
tone anyway or at least cut down like a
184:44
body fat ratio or body fat percentage
184:47
and that'll look a bit better but yeah
184:50
money to two
184:51
thank you
184:52
is pissed oh god i know i'm
184:56
i should in fact oh wait that's another
184:58
thing [ __ ] my my mom recently got a
185:00
herrera's pissed again with my sister my
185:02
sister and my mom both got their ears
185:04
pissed i was like oh where'd you do that
185:05
claire's they went no don't go to class
185:07
which is what you guys say and she went
185:09
and she named a different place
185:11
and i never heard of a different place
185:13
so maybe i'll go to the different place
185:15
what do you think so there's basically
185:17
i've got there's there's i've they
185:19
mentioned it you reminded me that i
185:21
should ask about that to the otk video
185:23
with mysqf and slot reacting to you i've
185:26
seen it it's pretty good i've already
185:27
seen it though i can't really do a
185:28
reactor nipple piercing
185:32
get it booked no
185:34
oh
185:35
i'll message i'll text my mom
185:38
oh wait no i don't want to do it oh yeah
185:40
well i don't want to do it yet because
185:41
i've got something to tell you um
185:44
i thin that waste then time for a boob
185:46
job great idea let's go get a boob job
185:49
what do you think chad a titty a titty
185:52
job
185:56
just
185:57
be completely just shaped like a dude
185:58
like i am shaped like a triangle i got
186:01
wide shoulders no hips but just fat
186:04
milkers
186:07
but no basically okay so
186:10
marisa wants to go to uh marbella which
186:12
is in spain uh pretty soon and i might
186:16
go with her i'm probably gonna go with
186:17
her i'm gonna go with her um
186:20
for like five days
186:22
in like a week's time or something
186:24
so that might be kind of cool and then
186:26
i'll do a stream from [ __ ] spain
186:29
that'd be epic right i could do it
186:32
ma'am are so pretty pls say my name or
186:35
but i will be happy
186:38
dabs
186:41
easiest money i've ever made
186:43
what the [ __ ]
186:46
thank you for the thousand dollars what
186:47
the [ __ ]
186:49
i was gonna say you came out of nowhere
186:51
what have you who are you you've never
186:53
donated before
186:56
thanks daps i feel like it's like gonna
186:59
be like
187:01
daps deez nut you know some [ __ ] like
187:03
it's gotta be
187:04
is it it might be
187:08
definitely bikini stream if marbella ah
187:10
nah i don't know if i'll do a bikini
187:11
stream
187:12
no matt well
187:14
maybe maybe who knows maybe
187:16
f man
187:17
less than three
187:19
thank you
187:20
who the [ __ ] anyway thanks for the
187:23
thousand dollars interesting also see
187:25
piggy [ __ ] congrats [ __ ] 12 months
187:28
uh one year let's go
187:30
not dabs daps it was daps i think yeah
187:34
daps i was right
187:36
it's the beginning of a long and
187:37
mutually beneficial relationship indeed
187:39
i should really stop drinking this if i
187:41
want to lose weight because this is
187:43
assuming
187:44
a bunch of sugar in it
187:46
yeah i don't really drink these i
187:47
genuinely i don't drink these at all i
187:49
have i like i'm
187:51
easily content with just like my
187:52
sparkling water because i really like it
187:54
but yeah
187:57
[Music]
188:00
did a [ __ ]
188:02
thank you and all the people who make
188:04
this stream possible please don't go so
188:07
long between streams tryna always you're
188:10
an inspiration to a lot of the people in
188:12
the alphabet mafia it's all in fun but
188:14
you are helping a lot of people
188:17
oh i don't know if that was true but
188:20
that'd be nice
188:22
damn he could have asked for a penny
188:23
flash bro for a thousand dollars he
188:25
could have uh but i'm always a little
188:28
bit suspicious when random donators come
188:30
out with very very high
188:33
donations
188:35
not that i'm saying it might be a
188:37
chargeback case but i am suspicious
188:39
um
188:40
so maybe he would not have gotten quite
188:42
a bad d flash um
188:45
also i'm not sure that's allowed on
188:46
twitch where's marisa sleeping i think
188:50
she's in the other room um but yeah
188:52
she's somehow still sleeping
188:54
the walls actually in this place is
188:55
really really thick so
188:58
can you speak german
188:59
i know one word in german and i think i
189:02
know what it means i think it means like
189:04
grubby like dirty which is uh
189:07
schmudderlig
189:08
and i'm saying like that because
189:09
schmudderlig
189:11
is that right
189:12
germans may know if i've said that
189:14
correctly
189:15
i may have just said the n word in
189:16
german
189:19
what am i saying what did i just say
189:20
schmuterly
189:22
mud smutter
189:24
schmudder what am i saying
189:26
it means what i think it is that
189:29
yeah
189:32
you guys are also typing it correctly
189:33
but it does it mean what i mean
189:38
not schmetterling
189:39
schmudderlig
189:41
schmutter what it's a thing someone else
189:44
but what am i saying
189:47
the pronunci okay yes but the
189:48
pronunciation needs work okay
189:51
i'm doing it right i'm doing it
189:52
correctly it means grubby there we go
189:56
schmuderlig
189:58
there we go i'm doing it i'm doing it
190:01
schmutter like there's a fly
190:04
sounds german but scuffed
190:06
it sounds it's it's kind of it's kind of
190:08
dirty yeah okay we got it
190:10
hey bilzo what's popping
190:17
delicious
190:18
delicious water this is what i drink all
190:20
the time just dash water
190:21
i really want a [ __ ] dash water
190:23
sponge ship i drink the [ __ ] all the
190:24
[ __ ] time can i like find it for
190:27
cheaper
190:28
on their site
190:30
because it's so [ __ ] good
190:33
i like part of my like caveman brain all
190:35
i drink are the peach ones because
190:37
they're the best ones
190:39
but like ah that's so good
190:48
destined no they're still so expensive
190:51
are they cheaper on [ __ ] amazon
190:54
um is this [ __ ] insane
190:57
hold on let me see this might be cheaper
190:59
on amazon it's like one pound a thing
191:05
okay cheaper on
191:06
amazon why is it cheaper on amazon than
191:09
on their site [ __ ] you anyway it's like
191:12
it's like it's legitimately one pound a
191:14
can
191:16
it that that's a lot of money but i
191:18
really like them get a sodastream i do
191:20
have a soda stream but these are better
191:22
oh they're so good
191:24
okay terese one more barley song trick i
191:28
added some flair to a pretty common
191:30
trick
191:30
once again it's okay if you don't love
191:33
you
191:35
it's okay
191:36
if you don't okay fine let's see
191:39
oh they've just posted it now
191:41
okay
192:02
you [ __ ]
192:06
you dick
192:10
[ __ ] god damn it
192:14
[ __ ] willow
192:16
you [ __ ]
192:19
less than three
192:28
are you going to spain soon
192:36
what
192:38
yeah
192:40
uh in like a few days i guess we'd be
192:42
leaving i don't want to say when because
192:44
then you're like [ __ ]
192:45
i don't know i don't want people know
192:47
like when i'm getting on it when i'm
192:48
going to an airport getting on a flight
192:50
whatever but i'm going pretty soon
192:52
between
192:53
the days of the second and the sixth i'm
192:56
leaving somewhere in that range i'm
192:59
going anyway
193:02
check the live stream clips on your
193:03
discord
193:05
uh
193:06
do i want to
193:08
okay
193:15
the box oh i leave this here as evidence
193:17
the box goal has been hit
193:20
i think it's that
193:22
holy [ __ ]
193:24
i
193:25
ah yeah yeah yeah [ __ ] i mean
193:28
sure okay like it does technically say
193:31
it whatever right
193:33
but
193:34
it was while i was mid-changing it so it
193:37
doesn't really count you know
193:40
i i think that's a that's a technicality
193:42
you can't win based on a technicality
193:44
there doesn't count
193:48
listen uh hassan are you getting i don't
193:50
know if i'm from hassan getting
193:51
absolutely rolled by casually explained
193:53
no but that sounds funny
193:56
uh
193:59
so you're gonna be streaming lots
194:02
in this half a garment then huh yeah
194:04
hopefully um i'm gonna be just like i
194:07
mean [ __ ] it doesn't just because i'm
194:08
going into spain doesn't mean i don't
194:09
want to do like a [ __ ]
194:10
a little stream there if i can get like
194:12
data and everything or there's wi-fi
194:14
[ __ ] yeah i'm doing a goddamn spain
194:16
stream
194:17
actually sounds cool as hell
194:19
um
194:20
but yeah so yeah that's gonna be pretty
194:22
cool
194:24
yee
194:30
you know finn's going to be on a plane
194:32
because we'll be offline
194:33
the first time yeah
194:35
what the [ __ ]
194:36
oh my god what the [ __ ] is going on
194:40
you guys you did so many [ __ ] stuff
194:41
that the first time you've gifted subs
194:44
thank you for the 21 gifted subs delay
194:46
delayed sunflower that's a good name
194:49
scamster
194:51
okay
194:55
why 51
194:57
by the way my lip gloss is like
194:58
completely gone and can you tell like
195:00
i'm out of my lip gloss is just gone now
195:03
but no of course the [ __ ] like the
195:05
lip stain remains
195:09
i haven't reapplied my lip gloss
195:11
lip gloss is maybe like the most
195:13
i can't [ __ ] ellie fine thank you eli
195:16
find it ellie photo thank you it's very
195:18
nice of you it's the gifted subs man the
195:20
um
195:21
i think the age i'm 21
195:23
uh
195:24
51 not 21. i said 51. did i not say 51
195:27
oh i'm stupid okay well i meant 51. i
195:29
knew i knew it was 51 in my head
195:31
um
195:32
oh god sun getting divided let's see
195:34
i've been trying to learn yoga myself
195:36
you know yeah okay buddy and i'm a tier
195:38
three sub to hassan for his political
195:40
views
195:43
i'm sorry what i always use
195:45
technicalities to scam yourself out of
195:47
bad situations before you talk yourself
195:50
ah [ __ ] then he talks forever
195:52
never mind he's hot um what
195:54
sorry i got the i got the content out of
195:56
the way uh yeah yeah sorry i was looking
195:58
at something else
195:59
um
196:13
and he just carries on talking
196:15
anyway
196:17
i think i'm sub to hassan i think
196:22
i don't know if i am though
196:24
i know someone must have gifted me a sub
196:25
at some point in there
196:27
it was a good debate yeah it's pretty
196:28
funny casually explains pretty [ __ ]
196:31
he's got such a good channel i've
196:33
watched literally all his videos
196:35
so i i vouch i vouch for casually
196:37
explain i'm on his side
196:41
finger said he's hot please someone say
196:43
you clip that
196:44
no one clips it i've just disabled clips
196:46
on the channel
196:48
can you see my boob
196:52
no
196:53
good
196:56
okay all right
197:00
bro i've like i've been addicted to
197:02
factorio recently
197:04
and the uh
197:06
dude you want to see my base i've
197:07
managed to i'm going to show you it
197:09
anyway i don't know why i asked i'm
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going to and as soon as i said i've been
197:12
addicted factorio in my head you're with
197:14
this is now becoming a brief factorio
197:16
intermission
197:18
how are your lips so perfect i'm wearing
197:19
lipstick
197:20
um
197:22
uh lip stain though very light lip stain
197:24
very light pink lipstine
197:26
uh i've got like a little bit of mods
197:28
but very very like vanilla-y mods
197:30
nothing too insane
197:33
fucktorio that's what it is
197:35
like fucktoria can i change that so it
197:38
says that can i download the mod for it
197:40
all right look
197:41
so is my world
197:43
uh i'm just like setting up the bounds
197:46
of doing uh
197:48
i'm thinking setting up like uh what's
197:51
it called
197:52
a bus stop the bus station thing like a
197:55
bus of main the main boss of loot and
197:57
stuff but yeah here it is so here's one
197:59
of the mods i've got look at this
198:01
i'm not going to be doing a factory room
198:02
by showing that 1 000 donation came out
198:05
of nowhere and i'm not gonna charge back
198:08
basically it was an impulse decision for
198:10
a stupid youtube video but enjoy the
198:13
money smile
198:14
thanks
198:15
thank you i mean
198:17
it's gonna be in one of my youtube
198:19
videos probably
198:20
so thank you dabs
198:23
[ __ ] yeah factory smell yeah
198:26
okay we'll [ __ ] pog pog the daps
198:29
i will dabs for council
198:31
maybe we'll see
198:33
it'd be cool to meet him to see what the
198:34
[ __ ] that was but thank you for the
198:36
thousand dollars and thousand and five
198:38
dollars
198:40
but yeah look so you walk into these
198:42
look
198:43
you walk into this tiny little station
198:45
here and it's massive on the inside
198:47
so that's pretty [ __ ] cool
198:49
penny shot oh [ __ ] god he's a real
198:51
person he needs [ __ ]
198:53
uh so i've got these everywhere look at
198:55
this this one this like section is so
198:57
[ __ ] cool
198:58
so i've got everything leading into
199:00
these they produce uh rails they produce
199:03
things then i've got a different one
199:05
that produces these on the disc now can
199:07
i ask you if i can adopt you
199:10
and then this is the base so i've also
199:11
got this mod called water fill which
199:13
means you can just place water
199:15
so i've made a giant moat around the
199:18
outside of all the resources that i need
199:20
oh [ __ ] i should have circled that man
199:21
but there's biters biters i've got a a
199:24
mod to make biters harder and they're
199:26
too [ __ ] difficult to kill they're so
199:29
hard to kill so i've got like
199:32
3 000 player factorio game oh my god did
199:35
i not block this off
199:37
[ __ ] did i not block that off
199:39
am i stupid
199:42
i'm an idiot i didn't block that off
199:46
what the [ __ ]
199:47
i'm so dumb i'm gonna go block that off
199:50
hold on i'm gonna go block that off and
199:51
then i i promise i'm not gonna be
199:53
playing factorial much it is a really
199:55
hard game to stream because it is not
199:56
that fun i mean okay it is it is crack
199:59
but like it's not a fun piece of content
200:02
i gotta block this off though
200:04
i'll show you how water fill works in
200:05
the meantime should make a giant one
200:09
oh [ __ ] god
200:10
giant uranium pile not bad
200:12
[ __ ] you water fills your home yeah i'm
200:14
not gonna lie it was i got into it
200:16
because of uh because of his video
200:19
oh my god okay come on
200:22
let's go around this thing
200:25
look they could have just been getting
200:26
in through here
200:29
or could they have oh no okay we're fine
200:32
jesus it's still kind of annoyingly
200:34
close though could they have gotten
200:36
you can kind of walk through the water
200:38
sometimes
200:39
ah [ __ ] it anyway i'm blocking this all
200:41
off so i can just convert land to moat
200:44
and the bugs can't get across the moat
200:46
so they can't kill me in here
200:50
there we go i'm safe at last so yeah
200:52
i've constructed this giant like dam
200:54
around the entire map so i can never
200:57
really get got and i've been living in
200:59
complete safety until then
201:02
factorio's too high iq i know it's so
201:05
you need a big brain to be liking
201:07
factoria
201:09
i've got this last little bit to water
201:10
fill as well
201:13
there we go look at that then getting
201:15
across that moat god damn it anyway
201:18
so like look there's uh so these red
201:20
spots are biters there and if they're in
201:22
this red zone that i've created they
201:24
will try and murder me and there's a
201:26
good few like this that i could never
201:29
take out i'm gonna like unlock artillery
201:31
before i kill those guys so
201:33
none of these guys can ever get in so
201:36
that's that's my that's my land
201:38
anyway
201:40
hey boys
201:42
game tellers are starting yeah no i'm
201:43
not actually playing i'm not actually
201:44
playing the game i'm just like i wanted
201:46
to show you it for a second because it
201:47
is pure crack it is like
201:50
i can't quit this [ __ ] game it is so
201:53
difficult to put this game down because
201:55
there's always something to do
201:57
two pixel water will block it already no
201:59
i downloaded mod where they can shoot
202:01
units at you so i need to make a giant
202:04
moat that they can't shoot across sorry
202:08
hey uh
202:09
dips is you mean damn daps is real we
202:11
need that panty shot no no he does not
202:13
you so sorry
202:16
he can reach out to me in in private
202:22
uh
202:23
since we got marriage but in this school
202:24
can i ask if i can adopt you adopt me
202:26
[ __ ] yeah you can adopt me
202:28
i won't marry you but i'll i'll you know
202:30
take me i will pay for my [ __ ] 3 000
202:33
player factorio game with chat when whoo
202:37
possibly
202:38
uh hey finn i recently decided i want to
202:40
cross dress like you and i wanted to ask
202:41
where the [ __ ] do i start uh dressing in
202:45
cross
202:46
hmm
202:49
learn makeup
202:50
land makeup
202:52
learn makeup it's like the most
202:53
important thing like you saw me at the
202:55
start of the stream
202:56
i looked pretty [ __ ] good just
202:58
wearing a
202:59
[ __ ]
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uh
203:01
some fake eyelashes and some
203:03
like this makeup now and just a [ __ ]
203:05
sweater
203:07
looked good you know
203:09
would have that's that's a day-to-day
203:10
look you know
203:13
how do the bobs work like do you wear a
203:15
bra as well yes
203:17
it's
203:19
and then the butt plug yeah sorry you
203:20
learn the makeup and then you want to
203:22
insert as many things as you can
203:26
into your ass into your rectum high
203:29
finishes nice talking to you during the
203:31
pka hangout on sunday oh hell yeah
203:35
thanks were you the
203:36
john are you the one that showed me the
203:37
knife at the end and it went a bit askew
203:40
but yeah it was really nice talking to
203:41
you i'm sorry the end of it
203:45
makeup tutorial when
203:47
oh
203:48
i've done that so many times i'm
203:50
cheating though i've got fake eyelashes
203:51
on like eyelash extensions on
203:54
it's it's such a cheat there's a price
203:56
for everything right how much there's a
203:58
price for everything right how much to
204:00
be your future ex-wife in marriage but i
204:02
don't know what that is
204:05
five months baby good to see you back
204:09
brother
204:10
wait you voluntarily wear a bra well i
204:12
mean i vol
204:14
i voluntarily wear a [ __ ] latex made
204:17
dress and full makeup and grew my hair
204:19
out and got eyelash extensions
204:21
and
204:22
acrylic nails and shave my legs and wear
204:24
heels the bra is too much the bra is
204:28
where the line is
204:31
[Music]
204:33
yes i am by the way
204:35
look in the bot commands channel and
204:37
click accept so that i can adopt you oh
204:39
my god
204:40
do i receive anything out of this
204:42
transaction
204:43
of being adopted do i get anything
204:46
line's gotta be somewhere
204:48
guys i will dress in anything as long as
204:50
i don't need to wear a bra
204:53
just one
204:54
front don't do it maybe
204:56
uh do i get anything out of this maybe i
204:58
get something out of it a loving parent
205:01
you've crossed the line finner bra
205:03
really dude
205:06
voluntarily anything
205:08
[Music]
205:10
why are your nipples so hard
205:14
how
205:16
also they're fake but like there's no
205:18
nip to be seen
205:22
i don't think i've had hard nips bro
205:24
cropped up no bra true
205:26
the bra is the easy part
205:29
yeah okay listen
205:31
i mean maybe the bra is like the only
205:33
thing that like i'm constantly wearing
205:35
articular clothing-wise that's like well
205:37
you know i take it off but i mean like a
205:39
bra
205:40
because like garment stuff is like i'm
205:42
always kind of wearing a bra because you
205:44
know i'm doing goal month that's kind of
205:46
the rules
205:48
have you tried a sports bra no i've had
205:51
no need to wear a sports bra
205:53
because
205:55
i don't go i like
205:57
if i'm
205:59
no i haven't i have no need to wear a
206:01
sportswear because like if i'm going
206:02
running or anything i have a top on i'm
206:04
not just wearing like a little i trust
206:07
me
206:08
i'm sure if like chat had their way i'd
206:10
be like in just like the sports crop top
206:13
right that i've got and that's how i
206:15
just run like just that you should try
206:17
them they seem comfy
206:20
i'm sure i'm sure they're great um but i
206:23
don't know if that's how i want to be
206:24
running around in public
206:26
uh
206:31
it's [ __ ] to hold the boobs better
206:32
dude but like i'm not wearing these i'm
206:34
wearing like small ones
206:36
you know i'm not wearing giant ones all
206:38
the time when is the walks well i mean i
206:40
go like
206:41
i go like i don't know [ __ ] i go like
206:43
midday because like no one's really out
206:45
at midday it sounds a bit weird but like
206:47
no one really is
206:49
the only people that are out mid-day are
206:50
people without jobs and aren't students
206:55
are we still calling it com month it's a
206:57
monthly subscription girl life
207:00
ah [ __ ]
207:02
oh wait [ __ ] speaking of which when do
207:04
we do the next one
207:07
do i even do it yeah small bobs plus
207:09
sports bra equals extra comfy i guess
207:12
but i
207:13
dude i'm whenever i have to try new
207:15
things yes that was me they dog piled on
207:17
my heart for that long i do it was such
207:20
a bad timing
207:22
you carl was right like like it was such
207:24
like a bad lead up to it that like you
207:26
could have pulled out anything and it
207:27
was a cool knife too could have bought a
207:29
lightsaber and it would have said it was
207:30
going to be a real awkward moment when a
207:32
girl asks finn why he's so good at
207:34
getting braz off
207:36
that happened have i never told that
207:38
story
207:40
have i never told this story i've
207:42
definitely told the story
207:44
i have right next time me our eyes are
207:46
visits you need to plug in a pear
207:48
inflatable sumo costume
207:51
sure
207:52
that's happened okay you know that
207:54
genuinely has okay well here's the thing
207:56
i'll give you a story time so basically
207:58
my ex-girlfriend um right
208:01
when at first like i was doing this [ __ ]
208:04
like you know what [ __ ] okay
208:07
since i've been doing this right like i
208:09
had like i've been you know i knew how
208:11
to put on everything like this i kind of
208:13
have now to do my makeup but not really
208:15
like i knew what i was doing i had fake
208:17
titties [ __ ] forever it's been like
208:18
years with these things right so
208:21
i knew what they were i knew that you
208:23
need bra for them and it's pretty easy
208:24
to like as soon as
208:26
you know how a bra works it click like
208:29
you just it's like saying it's like if
208:31
you never learn to unzip
208:33
a fly right then you'd be fumbling
208:36
around with it or like a button but as
208:37
soon as you know the mechanism you're
208:39
good and i could do it i can do it most
208:42
likely made of pvc or some other
208:44
material later yes would be tight and
208:46
hug your body i know i'm just making
208:48
[ __ ] up the um
208:50
but so basically i could do it like i
208:53
could reach behind her with one hand and
208:55
just
208:56
you know like just
208:57
pinch pinch one part of it and then just
209:00
like move the other bit across that's
209:02
the movement you wanna go pinch one and
209:03
then move and they just come undone and
209:05
it's so [ __ ] magic because women see
209:07
this [ __ ] and they're like
209:09
he [ __ ] it he undid my bra with one hand
209:13
it's so insane he's so talented it's
209:15
like
209:16
you don't know i've just been wearing
209:17
drugs
209:21
i've just he must be so experienced in
209:23
the bedroom no [ __ ] i've just been
209:25
wearing these
209:28
i'm trying to find like a bra for an
209:29
example look okay
209:32
okay look so here's a bra
209:35
look at this [ __ ]
209:36
so the clasps right they're just like
209:38
little series of hooks
209:40
so all you need to do is just pinch this
209:43
and just [ __ ] move it right like
209:45
that's that's all you need
209:46
and you can do that so easily because
209:49
it's very easy to tell which side's
209:50
which you [ __ ] yoink them sometimes
209:53
it is a bit like if there's a clasp
209:54
that's doing this there you go still
209:56
works though
209:57
so yeah
209:58
welcome
210:00
you need to be good with women start
210:02
cross-dressing
210:04
it worked for me
210:06
uh
210:07
so yeah
210:08
you can do it with one hand that's so
210:10
poggers yeah so but like
210:13
in all fairness she never asked me why i
210:15
could do that i think she was this your
210:17
girlfriend like long before omegle on
210:19
twitch no not [ __ ] long before but
210:22
like you know listen i've talked to
210:23
[ __ ] girls before the bathroom and
210:25
guys the devil is using it to play limbo
210:28
in hell i've dated girls for short
210:29
periods of time as long as well as long
210:31
periods of time like uh there's like a
210:34
plethora of relationship plethora i've
210:37
had relationships with girls that like
210:38
last you know a [ __ ] a month you know
210:41
because yeah i was young you know she
210:43
like that just kind of happens
210:45
um
210:46
but you know
210:48
that sort of [ __ ] is kind of impressive
210:50
it sounds dumb but genuinely for the
210:53
how many of you are just straight guys
210:55
that are actually looking to [ __ ] to to
210:58
for women how many of you are that how
211:00
many of you are straight guys
211:02
all [ __ ] uh girls that oh [ __ ] if
211:05
you're a girl you know though just
211:06
straight dudes
211:09
girlfriend have a
211:13
you don't need to say no zero percent
211:14
yeah no one okay listen for the for the
211:16
two of you that are actually straight
211:18
guys so listen let me give you a tip uh
211:21
buy a bra on amazon find the cheapest
211:23
[ __ ] bra on amazon you can buy it
211:25
learn how the [ __ ] that clasp works
211:28
magic
211:29
as soon as you realize how it works it
211:31
all makes sense and you're just you know
211:33
you can do it with one hand it's not
211:34
hard like i've never practiced doing it
211:36
with one hand it's just so easy that as
211:39
soon as you know what it looks like you
211:40
can do it with one hand so it's
211:43
it's easy as [ __ ] you don't need to put
211:44
you don't even you don't need to put a
211:45
bra on you just need to buy it and see
211:47
why don't you show us how it works
211:51
i just did show you how it works
211:54
are you did you just join me i just did
211:56
a whole demonstration
211:59
i don't know if i could do it i couldn't
212:01
do it on myself um marisa come here
212:04
i couldn't do it on myself i don't think
212:06
because getting a brother for yourself
212:07
is a very different story
212:09
look
212:10
i'm trying to serious so you're the
212:12
woman
212:14
you're a woman so this is the way it's
212:16
facing for me
212:18
and you just [ __ ] yoink it's so easy
212:21
it's so easy
212:22
anyway
212:23
oh but the the
212:25
class system works on this it's just a
212:27
series of different hooks you say
212:29
timeline doesn't compute for that story
212:33
what do you
212:34
mean
212:36
okay listen
212:37
[ __ ] i've been doing the [ __ ] the
212:39
omegle thing let's i don't i don't tell
212:41
you about every relationship that i've
212:42
ever had because they're not
212:45
[ __ ] they're not notable
212:46
you know
212:49
like okay i had so
212:54
i've had a i had my only long-term
212:56
girlfriend was uh a girl that appeared
212:58
in my videos i'm not gonna name people
213:00
but like i've had relationships past
213:02
then i've had rebounds
213:04
you know and like you know i don't want
213:06
to go into my dating life i don't think
213:08
that like
213:09
i think that i'm pretty comfortable
213:10
talking about stuff that's been gone
213:12
uh but
213:14
you know it's like a [ __ ] i don't
213:16
know it's personal i've never had that
213:17
i've had flings
213:19
girlfriend however
213:20
they know about all this to who know
213:22
about all this
213:26
did my girlfriends know that we dated
213:28
probably i hope so that would be a bit
213:30
creepy
213:34
a small pill in a in a drink at a bar
213:37
really takes care of that than my flings
213:40
as in flinging them
213:43
my god but no the uh
213:46
the [ __ ] yeah
213:47
it's like uh
213:51
jesus sorry dark joke no but uh yeah no
213:54
it's i don't i don't know dating life
213:55
has been always just like a thing that's
213:57
personal to me i don't know i don't it's
213:58
something i don't really want to
214:01
share a ton i wouldn't want the internet
214:03
commenting on my
214:04
like dating life
214:06
because
214:07
the internet commentee commenting on you
214:09
personally
214:10
is such like a
214:13
it's an interesting thing it's obviously
214:15
for me it's like nothing
214:16
or at least it's not it doesn't bother
214:18
me all that much but
214:20
you know i imagine if you just flung
214:22
someone into it they'd be a bit
214:25
perturbed you know
214:27
i wouldn't want people to have opinions
214:28
on my on who i was dating
214:30
so
214:34
this is the course at creating cleavage
214:36
there's nothing creating cleveland i
214:38
think that's literally just oh it is
214:39
creating cleavage holy [ __ ] it is
214:41
creating cleavage look at that
214:44
cleavage i didn't even know that was
214:45
happening
214:46
cool
214:48
it's not a corset it's the boobs
214:51
it's the boobs in the dress like pushing
214:52
it together that's cool
214:56
oh sorry about like the [ __ ] my my
214:58
rib that you've seen
215:02
finn be slanging that schlong we don't
215:04
need to know the details chat
215:07
dude there's so many [ __ ] youtubers
215:09
it's the estrogen yeah there's so many
215:11
[ __ ] youtubers that are you know
215:13
they've
215:14
you don't need to know about their daily
215:15
lives because [ __ ] you know
215:16
you don't need to you can move on
215:19
well yeah yeah you know
215:25
gano kamastia from rowing fake boobs so
215:27
much
215:28
did i i pronounced that word well didn't
215:30
i
215:31
i pronounced that right guy naked oh
215:33
[ __ ] i didn't do it i thought i just
215:35
nailed that really complicated word i
215:37
just thought i'd deflate i feeded a
215:39
defeated dyslexia for a second but i
215:41
didn't pronounce it right
215:43
is it guy nay or guy no
215:45
i think it's going no no wait no i think
215:47
it's going nay but i said going oh [ __ ]
215:49
who knows
215:51
you did nail it [ __ ] yeah dyslexia be
215:54
gone
215:55
now all that's left is the
215:56
it's overwhelming
215:58
now all that's left is the overwhelming
216:00
sad the crippling depression i think
216:03
we're over at crippling depression jokes
216:05
we've passed the error of like filthy
216:07
frank right that like that was funny for
216:09
like a little bit
216:11
anyway
216:12
good enough it's not an easy word anyway
216:13
true
216:14
[ __ ] dyslexia is not an easy word if
216:16
you're dyslexic
216:20
dude not to brag or anything but i don't
216:23
think i've i don't think i've had like
216:26
anxiety i mean like obviously i've been
216:28
anxious but like
216:30
people tell me about anxiety like having
216:32
anxiety like actually having anxiety a
216:34
while since i have been here
216:36
oh hey mystic [ __ ] yeah hey dude thanks
216:38
for the 17 months up
216:40
it sounds like it sucks
216:42
anxiety sounds like it sucks man i've
216:44
had depression but i've never had
216:45
anxiety i've always been like really
216:47
chilled out like i'm kind of just good
216:50
with anything it's really easy for me to
216:52
like
216:53
i can i can uh i guess i can take a
216:57
stressful scenario and be good with it
217:02
but like i get that's like a very
217:04
different thing to a lot of people i
217:05
have a lot of sympathy for that because
217:08
obviously i've been anxious before
217:11
and i can't imagine that feeling
217:13
frequently is very fun
217:15
um
217:17
you know
217:18
so that sucks
217:20
is it possible to learn this power
217:22
dude i've just gotta i
217:24
it's no i mean yeah but like it's so
217:28
unhealthy
217:31
i've never had an anxiety attack until
217:32
recently and bro it hit me like a truck
217:34
yeah i've never had like um
217:36
[Music]
217:38
i've never had i've never had an anxiety
217:39
attack i don't think
217:42
not that i can remember i feel like i
217:43
know right like i'd if i'd if if my life
217:46
up until this point i've had like no
217:48
anxiety attacks and then i had one i
217:49
feel like i'd remember it right so i
217:51
don't think i've had one
217:52
um but yeah no
217:54
there's definite anxiety attacks all uh
217:56
when working at the worst oh [ __ ]
217:59
it just got real for me so fast i'm here
218:01
for the himbo content i'm sorry listen
218:04
i'm sorry listen i can i can talk about
218:06
how i can't pronounce words and just be
218:08
hot and
218:09
hold on let me reapply hold on
218:14
guys maths is was really hard like do
218:16
you guys know
218:19
that
218:20
you have to add those numbers together
218:22
also and you have to like
218:24
there's multiple digits sometimes to get
218:27
a bigger desk
218:28
oh my god
218:30
i don't know that anyway
218:32
uh it got like really real
218:35
uh
218:37
give a raise to warden
218:39
wouldn't we will i wouldn't deserve a
218:41
raise at this point honestly
218:43
been incrementally giving her raises had
218:45
anxiety and depression after my aunt
218:47
died then again when my nana died
218:49
discovering you helped me get over that
218:53
you're welcome warden
218:54
at some point we'll have a one we will
218:56
have a um
218:58
a meeting
219:00
to discuss your progress at my company
219:05
a performance review yeah sorry that's
219:07
what i mean
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oh my god
219:10
dude [ __ ]
219:12
i'm getting fired yeah
219:14
um but yeah no no warden there's
219:16
something i've been meaning to talk to
219:17
you about pizza desk [ __ ] warden
219:19
finally got a desk by the way or not an
219:21
actual desk but like a one made of wood
219:23
and not
219:25
[ __ ] what was it a pizza box wouldn't
219:28
get a real one
219:29
that's pretty cool
219:31
oh i just pinched my finger
219:35
oh my bleeding
219:38
one just like one more don no two jude's
219:42
best boyfriend or three my worst anxiety
219:46
attack was caused by my half a phobia i
219:49
locked myself in my house for two weeks
219:52
i couldn't even step on the porch i
219:54
don't know what it is
219:55
is that the one where you don't want
219:57
gonna go outside
220:02
wasn't this month supposed to be uh
220:03
mental health
220:05
agoraphobic what is that then what's uh
220:10
half a phobia what the [ __ ] what is that
220:14
i don't know what that is actually
220:17
oh that really [ __ ] hurt my finger
220:20
yeah i've never i've never heard it
220:22
can't touch people
220:25
oh
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being touched
220:28
i've never heard it before
220:31
yeah that sucks
220:34
i have phobia of dogs let me know i know
220:36
i'm a [ __ ] bravo sharks phobias just
220:39
suck like there's no
220:40
there's sometimes just no reason for
220:42
phobias it's just some [ __ ] you've got
220:44
to deal with it's just the universe kind
220:46
of cursing you i'm afraid of sharks i
220:48
have a phobia of sharks
220:50
no [ __ ] clue why like to the point
220:52
where like i don't listen i don't want
220:53
to expose my vulnerabilities on the
220:55
internet but i don't like even pictures
220:57
of sharks they freak me the [ __ ] out um
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like
221:00
i didn't like king like king shark in
221:02
suicide squad like it really [ __ ] it
221:03
freaks me the [ __ ] out i like it i'll
221:05
look away my blood goes cold really
221:07
[ __ ] dislike him um
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[Music]
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just terrifying to me
221:12
no point in my childhood was there a bad
221:14
memory of a shark zero
221:16
like i used to be fine with them used to
221:19
be cool it felt like one day [ __ ] i was
221:21
just scared of them
221:23
you know like and it doesn't make any
221:25
sense either because i guess they're
221:26
scary but they're not like i don't [ __ ]
221:29
they're not that bad i've never i never
221:30
watched jaws i never watched a movie
221:33
that was really scary
221:34
nothing it just suddenly one day brain
221:36
went that's a scary [ __ ] thing we
221:37
should be terrified of that forever
221:41
what would happen if minecraft added
221:43
sharks i think rust is adding minecraft
221:46
who gives a [ __ ] i think rust is adding
221:48
sharks
221:49
right
221:50
i'm never gonna play rust again
221:52
genuinely rust is such a good game i
221:54
won't play it if they if they do it i
221:57
think they've done it did they
222:00
someone that plays rust might know the
222:02
state of it
222:03
i don't care if minecraft that sharks i
222:04
don't care they're [ __ ] picks pixels
222:06
don't play raft i don't plan to
222:09
yeah they already have them yeah rust oh
222:11
my [ __ ] god
222:12
no
222:14
third of them i'm not gonna play rust
222:15
ever again which sucks
222:17
like that sucks that's a genuine i like
222:20
top three games right like it's
222:22
it's definitely up there on my top five
222:24
games is rust
222:25
um
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i've got
222:28
900 hours which is not a lot to everyone
222:31
else uh but you know 900 hours is quite
222:34
a bit i'm not gonna ever play it again
222:35
that sucks that sucks brain just like
222:38
goofed me on that one anyway
222:40
arachnophobia
222:42
ever i i'm not like
222:44
how much would you be paid to play a
222:45
shot i just wouldn't
222:47
i i don't think that playing that is
222:49
actually worth any amount of money i
222:51
think realistically someone could
222:53
genuinely offer me like
222:56
a quarter of a million dollars and i
222:58
wouldn't do it
222:59
you gotta think of it like that right
223:02
like i've said um
223:05
so another [ __ ] girlfriend of the
223:06
time i had a i had a i don't know this
223:09
might have been evie i know i've so i've
223:11
it was evie i think i've told someone
223:13
that like
223:14
if you did there's a thing that i'm very
223:16
scared of if you do this thing if you
223:18
show me this thing we will break up
223:20
because i know you wouldn't you don't
223:21
[ __ ] with me
223:22
if you do this to me we would break up
223:24
because of it because it's a fundamental
223:26
lack of like
223:27
if you do that it's gonna [ __ ] me up
223:28
real bad don't do it like don't show me
223:30
this thing
223:31
uh and that was my thing i would
223:32
genuinely just end a relationship over
223:34
that it's not good i really hate him
223:38
anyway
223:40
so it'd be quite a lot would you rather
223:42
be forced to dress the girl for the rest
223:44
of life or go shark cage diving i would
223:47
i would dude in an instant i would just
223:50
dress as a i would i would transition to
223:52
not ever go in near a shark
223:55
to go in a [ __ ] cage shark dive oh my
223:58
[ __ ] god
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ugh
224:04
dude you know i said like
224:06
you know how i said
224:08
you know i said
224:10
uh my dick
224:11
is worth like
224:13
500 million dollars to me true by the
224:16
way maybe 100. 100 million dollars to me
224:18
that's what it's worth
224:19
i'm keeping that [ __ ] forever
224:22
i'd trade it i tried it i tried it not
224:24
to do that [ __ ] that sounds like hell
224:28
if hell exists that's my hell is like
224:30
one of those cage dive shark things
224:32
that's hell that's easily my hell
224:36
awful
224:38
subnautica
224:40
subnautica is not the worst i've seen
224:42
videos of him oh [ __ ] me thanks for the
224:44
25 gifted subs but anyway
224:48
i hear the crack of a titanium shell
224:51
yeah no all it takes is like a [ __ ] a
224:54
guy with a pet shark and a threat
224:58
uh
224:59
you'd rather cut your dick off than go
225:01
in a shark cage
225:04
it's a tough that's a tough question to
225:06
answer
225:07
that's a really tough question to answer
225:09
genuinely
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i'm not [ __ ] with you here like it i
225:13
i need to think about it
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like you know
225:16
[Music]
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transitioning because of dysphoria i
225:23
sleep transitioning because of
225:25
thalassophobia real [ __ ] is that what
225:28
that is
225:29
i'm guessing it is
225:30
the thing is that sucks about any of
225:32
these phobias i know for a fact if i
225:34
google any of them it's going to show me
225:35
the most horrifying image of that thing
225:37
if i google arachnophobia
225:39
it's gonna show me a bunch of pictures
225:41
of spiders if i google
225:42
uh what's that fear of big things
225:44
megalophobia like those giant [ __ ]
225:46
structures it's gonna show me a ton of
225:48
them if i google that it's gonna show me
225:49
sharks i guarantee it i don't wanna try
225:51
i don't wanna
225:53
not all sharks want to eat you no it
225:55
doesn't make sense you have answered
225:57
before but do you have a favorite fruit
225:59
what is it apple
226:03
on an on it on a thing the best apple
226:06
is 10 out of 10 right
226:10
but like i think you'll have been having
226:12
shitty apples if you don't agree with me
226:14
because
226:15
all it takes is for you to have like
226:17
apple's not even on my top 10. you've
226:19
eaten shitty apples your entire life you
226:21
need to actively look for good apples
226:23
it's on my bucket list to try one of
226:25
those like the japanese apples you know
226:27
they have like those markets where
226:28
they're like the fruit's [ __ ] crazy
226:30
good right
226:32
honey crisp garlic [ __ ] that right pink
226:35
lady if you need one pink lady apples
226:36
are amazing exactly get yourself and by
226:39
the way not all pink lady apples are
226:41
created equal uh i shop around
226:44
i had one day where i ordered the same
226:46
pink lady apples from like four
226:48
different stores because you know i'm
226:50
bougie like that and i wanted to see who
226:52
had the best one and i found which one
226:54
it is it's morrison's for some [ __ ]
226:56
reason
226:57
co-op do [ __ ] red uh pink lady apples
226:59
don't know why because they do great
227:00
fruit otherwise
227:03
do you like the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is
227:04
that
227:06
i i mean i i don't do i no i don't know
227:09
what the [ __ ] it is like the guy
227:11
brian brian and the alien guy i don't
227:13
know
227:14
uh
227:16
what about jeff the landshark he's so
227:17
cute
227:19
i'd i'd [ __ ] crush a shark bro you
227:21
know there's like baby sharks that
227:23
everyone that i [ __ ] i kill it i
227:25
would not hesitate
227:27
it's on my bucket list actually just to
227:29
crush it beneath my heel
227:32
i just like sharks
227:38
ah
227:39
why's been such a gourmet about apples
227:41
bro listen you can a good apple is
227:44
like genuinely top tier
227:49
apparently sharks taste good though
227:52
i'd break my vegetarianism just
227:55
i'd break my vegetarianism just to like
227:58
[ __ ] eat a shitty shark out of pure
228:01
spite
228:02
out of spite dude
228:08
oh my god
228:10
and don't get me wrong like i'm not
228:11
cruel or anything
228:13
i'm not cruel or anything i've watched a
228:14
documentary on like shark fishing i'm
228:16
like okay that's [ __ ] that that that's
228:18
[ __ ] that's just
228:20
it's a bit rude uh it it's just a [ __ ]
228:22
thing to do
228:24
however
228:26
would it be kind of funny
228:29
to eat a shark out of spite for my
228:31
hatred for them
228:34
anyway
228:37
but it doesn't really translate to
228:39
anything else it's like i'm
228:40
arachnophobic anyway time to go eat
228:44
i guarantee you i've just like grossed
228:47
hundreds of you out by that anyway
228:49
um
228:52
when new threads available wait what the
228:53
[ __ ] do you mean you mean merch if you
228:56
mean merch soon
228:58
shark fins go for like 200 each
229:01
dapps just donate like a grand
229:03
i got i got shark soup to spare anyway
229:06
shark fin soup
229:08
i don't like
229:10
you'll find one of my merch ones kind of
229:12
funny
229:14
uh
229:15
anyway
229:18
some kill some people kill spiders out
229:20
of spite yeah i kill spiders out of
229:21
spite because they're just like they're
229:22
not supposed to be in the room with me
229:23
i've never i mean god damn i've never
229:26
captured a spider in my own house it
229:27
dies i mean i either leave them alive
229:29
there's a spider there actually right
229:31
there i've named him jeremy
229:33
uh because he hasn't moved
229:35
but he's like a good spider he stays
229:37
there he may he
229:39
he's there i see him i'm looking at him
229:40
his tiny little dinky spider
229:43
he didn't move he stayed there just made
229:45
like a tiny little tiny little thing
229:47
he's just staying there i don't want to
229:48
kill him he's cool
229:50
he'll dial in like a week i don't know
229:52
which i was i can't really he's so tiny
229:54
in miniature he's like genuinely
229:58
i don't have anything that's he's the
230:00
size of a bb you know he's tiny um but
230:05
a spider on the floor
230:07
on the floor
230:09
it's dead it it
230:10
one of us is leaving a life right
230:12
like
230:13
if it if a spider has their [ __ ]
230:16
balls to climb on my [ __ ]
230:19
it's dying right
230:21
i'm not
230:22
transporting it safely away to go climb
230:25
on someone else's [ __ ] no it dies
230:28
i'm doing the world a favor
230:30
most fighters you see this time of year
230:32
are male's looking to get jiggy [ __ ]
230:34
yeah that's pretty epic
230:36
i mean i can at least i can lose vibe
230:38
with that
230:41
arachnophobia stay away from australia
230:42
and japan japan
230:45
the spiders were here first
230:47
well [ __ ] so were dinosaurs look what
230:49
happened to them [ __ ] spiders um like
230:52
the uh
230:53
why japan is japan bad
230:56
for spiders i've never heard of that
230:59
future thank you
231:03
mess with him by throwing a bit of
231:05
tissue into his web amusing to watch
231:07
them throw it out
231:09
nah
231:10
i think he's dead
231:12
yeah well
231:15
japan is flying spiders
231:17
oh well okay let's change topics um
231:20
let's change topics now
231:23
uh so boys
231:27
anything
231:28
else
231:30
what do you fear a shark or a dolphin i
231:32
fear a dolphin because if it catches you
231:35
alone they will take your booty sharks
231:36
are afraid of dolphins now but you know
231:38
why
231:41
now you know why
231:43
are you saying a dolphin would [ __ ] me
231:46
would they
231:48
dolphins or [ __ ] i've heard that
231:52
yes holy [ __ ]
231:58
rule 34.com
232:07
i need to log in [ __ ] you
232:10
okay there we go
232:12
[Music]
232:13
dolphin
232:19
don't do it i'm doing it
232:21
yep okay
232:24
that's [ __ ] that that's [ __ ]
232:26
dreadful it's always anime why is it
232:29
always anime it's always anime
232:33
why is it always anime bro
232:36
anyway
232:37
am i on that website
232:39
gotta be
232:43
i am five results what the [ __ ]
232:48
[ __ ] okay
232:51
all right all right cool never mind
232:55
you're wearing a black shiny dress
232:57
what's a dolphin to think honest mistake
233:01
good point actually
233:03
good point
233:05
we're one in the same i need to be
233:07
wearing a gray shiny dress i think
233:09
[Music]
233:11
there's some reflection on the milk as i
233:13
know this is fred from the shark
233:15
management team that represents sharks
233:17
all over the world whilst we are
233:19
saddened to hear like you don't like
233:21
that you basically have a fit when
233:23
thinking about us
233:24
we are not tasty at all
233:26
sincerely fred the shark
233:28
[ __ ] you fred
233:30
little [ __ ] little [ __ ] go eat a
233:32
[ __ ] seal and choke
233:35
idiot uh
233:37
don't bite your head off fish and [ __ ]
233:38
the hole oh my [ __ ] god there was
233:41
that experiment to teach dolphins
233:43
english the lady would relieve the
233:45
dolphin regularly weird
233:48
man wasn't that thing that [ __ ] coco
233:51
couldn't talk that gorilla
233:54
isn't that right
233:56
like coco good the gorilla
233:58
um that did sign language was just all
234:01
[ __ ]
234:04
did you know that skincare routine
234:06
terrible
234:07
uh i'm wearing makeup
234:08
um it wasn't that
234:10
[ __ ] did you guys know that i knew
234:12
that i mean sorry i didn't know that and
234:14
now i know it
234:15
and that's upsetting a little bit
234:19
like they were just
234:22
so there was for people that don't know
234:23
there was this uh gorilla called coco
234:26
and they were teaching it how to do sign
234:27
language like bill bird did a sketch on
234:29
it and everything you said you would
234:31
rather transition than face your phobias
234:33
that's about as egg as possible yes
234:36
uh well i mean okay it depends
234:39
i would easily like okay the listen let
234:42
me just quickly put this out there
234:43
before i talk about coco uh i would very
234:45
easily if it involved i would uh live as
234:48
a woman forever if i kept my dick to
234:50
literally never go in a shark cage for
234:52
my entire to never see a shark again
234:55
i'd trade it genuinely
234:57
genuinely i would trade that i really
235:00
[ __ ] hate sharks they
235:02
like
235:03
it disrupts my life
235:05
too much it's shitty but anyway so coco
235:09
the gorilla i think gorilla um they
235:11
could do sign language and [ __ ] and they
235:12
were communicating with the with the
235:14
with the carer
235:16
apparently but the camera was just like
235:18
letting us know your weakness
235:20
so here's the offer fully transition or
235:23
i'll regularly send you pictures of
235:25
sharks and donate shark videos in every
235:28
media share for as long as i can
235:30
more seriously nice to have you back
235:33
damn it guys all right
235:37
boob
235:38
job
235:40
near me
235:43
breast enlargement clinic all right that
235:45
has
235:46
that is
235:48
dot-com dot breast dot surgery
235:52
dot co dot you go
235:54
what a great
235:56
anyway
235:59
but no so listen if you were a magic
236:01
wizard person we'd talk about it um
236:04
you're not so
236:06
here's the thing coco like couldn't do
236:09
[ __ ]
236:10
pulls out scissors oh my god well no i
236:13
if it involves keeping my dick i got to
236:15
keep the dick we need to talk about it
236:16
further if i don't keep penis because
236:19
that that shit's that shit's kind of
236:21
something i need
236:23
i feel like i want to keep it
236:26
i could deal with living with tits or
236:28
like a bigger ass
236:29
that's fine i need my dick though i need
236:31
that
236:32
uh i'm attached to it yeah
236:35
keep the dunk
236:39
this is larry the seal here it's like 20
236:42
of my body weight don't get eaten by
236:43
sharks but instead get lobbed 40 feet in
236:46
the air by killer whales instead finn i
236:49
understand that you are [ __ ] scared of
236:51
sharks but trust me fred works in
236:53
management he won't hurt you
236:57
i don't like him though
236:59
we did it f1 nn is no more all we needed
237:03
was sharks memes aside welcome back i
237:06
need the content
237:08
oh yeah
237:11
oh listen i will keep up this
237:14
the first person to donate a shark thing
237:16
in a media show it all stops i grow a
237:18
beard i grow a beard on the spot i grow
237:21
a bed on the spot
237:22
all the makeup comes off
237:24
never again that's all it takes
237:26
that's the thing that we should be doing
237:28
is i'll just say listen i'll keep this
237:30
up i'll keep listen
237:32
you want [ __ ] french maid finn in all
237:35
like pvc latex all that
237:37
getting all dressed up and everything
237:39
going through p.o box packages all it
237:40
takes for that to stop is just one of
237:42
you wanting you to [ __ ] with me it's all
237:45
gonna go away
237:46
anyway
237:47
uh he's gonna donate a shark to himself
237:50
uh
237:54
uk is an island
237:55
they have you surrounded
237:59
now
238:00
i have my only option to go to scotland
238:02
or wales i'd rather have one million
238:04
apple sized sharks or one million shitty
238:07
apples that you have to eat
238:10
shitty apples
238:13
oh that's an awful question
238:17
that's an awful question
238:19
how shitty is shitty
238:21
because like
238:22
low tier apples
238:24
are different than shitty apples
238:27
if they're like shitty apples then [ __ ]
238:28
that's hard
238:30
that that's kind of a thing with anyone
238:32
though
238:33
oh [ __ ] that's awful
238:36
what do you mean have one million apples
238:38
so sharks when you say have do you mean
238:40
just like own
238:41
and just like keep them in a crate
238:43
somewhere you know i don't know
238:46
like on the verge of rotting or just
238:48
taste bad yeah exactly
238:51
i need to know this is critical
238:52
information for this anyway you could
238:54
squish the tiny shark and apple is not
238:57
well i guess it's probably an apple does
238:59
the fear of sharks extends to blahash
239:01
that might take some credit away from
239:03
the egg theory
239:05
what the [ __ ] is blahaj
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what is that yo
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[Music]
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40 plus feet in the air for the fun of
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it oh it's like here i mean only on
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fridays and simply because we enjoy
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putting a show on for the penguins as
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they are good paying customers also
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fred's god
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listen
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bob here don't listen to larry we we do
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not condone the actions of i was taught
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never to ignore someone when they speak
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to me
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that is the [ __ ] creepiest thing that
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it's ever said
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that is
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[ __ ] terrifying that it just that it
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just did that did you hear that
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femme boy must not end subs incoming
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that's good it just went
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alexa repeat that
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you don't have any notifications okay
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[ __ ] dumbass it went it said like
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dude it would did no one else hear it i
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think [ __ ] i'm gonna misquote it because
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i don't remember it but it was like um
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oh [ __ ]
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it was like i'm trying to always listen
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i'm just or something like i'm trying to
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always listen when someone talks to me
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and it just came out with that i was
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like what the [ __ ]
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i was like
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the fbi agent what the [ __ ] shut the
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door my god that's awful i've i don't
240:39
know what prompted it to say that
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oh my god
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that's creepy as [ __ ]
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throw that [ __ ] out the window yeah
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dude
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the cia agent [ __ ] up
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yeah this is like it's still cia even
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though i'm in [ __ ] the uk
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it's america's central
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is brad the intelligence hey brad sorry
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i bullied you in high school i see you
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glitch behind a trauma and i'm deeply
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sorry lol jk get [ __ ] no
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when i meet you i'm taking your lunch
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money
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again bro i grew up i got the hands now
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bro i'm [ __ ] i'll uppercut i'll
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uppercut a
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small
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baby shark
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you
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know my god i've been to it dude
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oh damn part of me wants to tell the
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story and part of me really doesn't
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[ __ ] thanks the 10 gifted subs dude
241:42
i there's an embarrassing story about
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this [ __ ] that's like oh
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when i was with evie [ __ ] she took me
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we went to france together with her
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parents we all stayed in this place in
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france and there was a really big
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aquarium in france john may know it
241:56
actually because it's fairly popular as
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a like it was a very big front for
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french aquarium and she was like let's
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go and i was like sure we can pick our
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route
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um
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and there was a part where you couldn't
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go any further
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through listen i need you guys to think
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about you know the scene from an ant-man
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for aquaman where the kids in front of
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the
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in front of the aquarium and it's a [ __ ]
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like a giant [ __ ] wall of water with
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like everything in there and there's a
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hallway leading down the side of it
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again all made out of this with
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all sharks in it full like fully just
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[ __ ] adult sharks not baby little
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show proper sharks
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i
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oh my god this is [ __ ] embarrassing i
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genuinely didn't go in the r i couldn't
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for
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way too long like i want to say like
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again please cast aside everything said
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by those two we regret to inform you
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that if you decide to stop the girl
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thing you have going on then we will be
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forced to send our agents to a personal
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deal with you oh my god and get [ __ ]
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nerd [ __ ] you
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i think for like 20 minutes
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genuinely i'm not over exaggerating you
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have one million apples
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sharks that you have to live with
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forever or eat one million and like i
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went flavored doodles ever to exist like
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they probably taste like crap
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fair enough i've never felt so much like
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a [ __ ] uh just a [ __ ] in that moment
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because i was like i [ __ ] couldn't do
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it genuinely it's like that thing where
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it's just like
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oh just stops in your tracks like you
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just can't do it man oh bro
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that sucked i remember that still that
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was really quite bad
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ugh
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yeah that was a bit of a nightmare fuel
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that's what anxiety is yeah
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that sucks
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never had anxiety attack or anything but
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like god i just couldn't do it this is
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awful
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um should have a goal for a goatee they
243:53
would they would give me money not to
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grow a goatee
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uh
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i'd happily i don't think i can grow a
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goatee i can definitely grow like a j
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schlatt thing where i just grow sight
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grow a beard from sideburns forward you
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know i could do that
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here's what i could grow
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a really shitty mustache a little bit of
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hair on my chin and beard like and uh
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like hair down to like here i got all of
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that like mutton chops meeting kodamiko
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in person i was great to watch the
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collab
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miko's really fun but also
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really knows her [ __ ] like really
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[ __ ] professional about the stuff
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that she knows about which is really
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cool right now are you capable of
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watching a video of the half-life alex
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face huggers that made you tremble in vr
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in vr is very different to watching on
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video yeah
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but like
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yeah no in vr it's like this [ __ ]
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jumping at you like
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it's it's vr is so different where it's
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like
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okay the concept of someone standing in
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front of you just generally standing in
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front of you not really doing anything
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or like maybe someone just like throwing
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a punch in a video game you're like okay
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well that happens [ __ ] all the time
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someone throws a punch you in vr you
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have a physical reaction because your
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caveman brain goes like [ __ ] okay fight
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time you know so it's it's the same
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thing if a little [ __ ] alien creature
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is scurrying on the ground with perfect
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graphics and jumps at your face yeah no
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that shit's [ __ ] terrifying you know
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the
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absolute fear of shooting at this thing
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as it's
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scurrying towards you and missing and i
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was just like [ __ ] [ __ ]
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there's a clip of it i'm sure i was like
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[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] and i just took it
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off because i just missed over and over
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again
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oh my god this [ __ ] was scary as hell
245:45
since there is no direct don no goal
245:48
this stream's donations should go
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towards sexy halloween shall my costume
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go
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dude that [ __ ] vr stream
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phvr gives me a physical reaction
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pornhub vr i never tried uh porn in vr
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it seems like a lot more work to go
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through you know
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like
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i don't know that seems like a lot of
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work right like and also you got a
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[ __ ] you got like a big [ __ ]
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headset strapped to you you can't do
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anything
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i don't know i don't see it i see people
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like they bitched about like [ __ ]
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oh god you [ __ ] watching whatever on
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a small phone screen it's the same [ __ ]
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i don't know why people do that
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subnautica is available vr yeah no that
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sounds awful there's a there's another
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game like that too uh it's like a
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zombies game so in pavlov there's a
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zombies mode the baseline zombies mode
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is terrifying
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really [ __ ] scary a month has passed
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and i've now been subbed for 17 months i
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always said it's been a great 17 months
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and i can't wait for 18 she is hey let's
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go man
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hell yeah
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people take the extra steps and use a
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haptic suit for it too
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but the haptic foods are kind of
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[ __ ] they just vibrate like there's
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nothing actually good about them it's
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like
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ideally right you want like 50 pistons
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like tiny little pressure things instead
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of just you know
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like you want pistons like something to
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push against like maybe like expand a
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bubble in a certain area
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like that would be what you want right
247:25
instead of just vibrate
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i guess listen i'm not as into vibrators
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as other people i guess not sure how
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much i would enjoy seeing thing from the
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puff of some hairy oaf
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i guess so
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[Music]
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will you wear a costume for
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halloween yeah but i don't know what
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i'd wear
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i have no plans for oh no wait okay well
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i do have plans for it me and marisa are
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doing like uh
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we've got a like costume plan but it's
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not a girl thing it's like a it's like a
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[ __ ]
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we've got like this [ __ ] a movie we
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watched and we're like there's two
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characters in there that we liked
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uh and i'm dressing as one of them she's
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dressing as the other one because it's a
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funny little [ __ ] friendship that
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characters have anyway um and then it's
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night at the museum you know the you
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know the two the the cowboy
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and the uh and the and the [ __ ] roman
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gladiator i'm the roman gladiator yeah
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so i've got that helmet i posted on
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twitter that's cool uh we're doing that
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so she's gonna be um
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[ __ ] what's his face wow yeah that
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guy
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she's gonna be them the cowboy um but
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yeah so
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that's that i'm not doing a female
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version of it because that's quite hard
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to do quite hard source metal
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instruments for that owen wilson yeah um
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i forgot who the british actor that is
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playing the the gladiator is but that's
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who i'm doing um
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i don't know what i should do for a
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stream though because i might stream
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before halloween as like a halloween
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stream because we're probably gonna
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dress up on how actual halloween
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so i don't know maybe i'll do something
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halloweeny beforehand
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i don't know what i dress up as what
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should i dress up
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i never thought about it actually [ __ ] i
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should do two halloween things a
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halloween outfit for you guys and then
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with that one because that one's easy
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but halloween stream for you guys [ __ ]
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why should i dress us
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a shark
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uh
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you want you wanted to do a secretary
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yeah that's so out of bounds to what i'd
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usually wear
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it's like dude girls go out dressed like
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this on halloween like that this should
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be their halloween outfit
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hey rudy [ __ ] yeah
249:48
17 months thumbs up
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there we are man thank you
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is marie's a location in the stream
249:58
nations yeah maurice is doing great um
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she's actually maurice has been doing
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[ __ ] really good um
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on her other platforms
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that aren't streaming you know she's
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been doing really well uh she's been
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working a lot she's been like she's also
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been like losing a bit of weight so
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we're both doing good on that it's kind
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of nice
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uh usually when we're like in the same
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house together everything goes to [ __ ]
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so i'm gonna hope that it doesn't
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like even on the first day she was like
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okay i'm ordering like a chicken wrap
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thing and i was like no stop ordering
250:28
[ __ ] food we had to convince her and
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then i made food so yeah anyway
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you've dressed in every costume known
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yeah
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[ __ ] maybe like um
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[Music]
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oh my god
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maybe like doing oh [ __ ] i don't know
250:48
sleepy time
250:49
maybe for me i'm getting a little bit a
250:52
little bit knackered but i don't know i
250:53
look really pretty
250:55
so i don't know should i even i look too
250:58
hot to go to sleep man what do i do i'm
251:00
in a conundrum
251:04
did you do a trick-or-treating stream no
251:07
although oh my god what the [ __ ] i'd
251:10
have killed it in trick-or-treating
251:12
that's insane
251:13
oh [ __ ] i would have been doing so well
251:16
i'd i'd get so much [ __ ] candy if i
251:19
was doing this when i was you know
251:21
[ __ ] younger and not 21 like i'm
251:23
knocking on other adult stores i'm like
251:25
do you have any [ __ ] sweets bro
251:28
i dress like a woman for this can you
251:29
please give me a [ __ ]
251:31
a [ __ ] mars bar please
251:34
ladies
251:36
whatever it is i don't know i'm not that
251:38
tall
251:42
uh running youtubers so you don't get
251:44
stalked on stream
251:45
huh
251:46
trick or treat streaming yes are you and
251:48
marie's are dating no
251:50
uh they'll g they'll give it all every
251:52
every [ __ ]
251:54
every bar they have they'll give it to
251:55
me what color should i paint my nails
251:57
that's the questions i ask you guys
251:59
listen bro if it was up to me uh nude
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everything
252:03
just nude or black i don't know
252:06
as you have mentioned it everything goes
252:08
a bit to [ __ ] is the voice training
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going to suffer i promise it's gonna get
252:13
better since it's only been a month
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don't give it up you will feel super
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proud
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you know what's another thing with the
252:30
voice training thing
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which is something i didn't really
252:34
expect to uh feel like
252:37
which is always a little bit interesting
252:40
uh
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the opposite of an egg moment i may say
252:44
basically
252:45
i don't know if i was going to say this
252:46
or not but it felt a little bit weird
252:48
and by the way don't make don't make
252:50
this seem like i'm like
252:52
[ __ ] blaming it or anything but
252:54
basically
252:56
i've tried doing the girl voice right
252:58
when i try and do it
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i'm like hmm
253:02
it feels like
253:06
like i am a guy right i'm a cis dude
253:08
right like
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i do this and this is pretty normal for
253:11
me but like i don't remember what the
253:13
start of doing this was like but i
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imagine doing this at the very start was
253:17
a very strange thing to me like i
253:19
definitely had that decision in me that
253:21
i was like you're a guy
253:23
i definitely in all seriousness i
253:25
definitely like i had the conversation
253:27
with myself and [ __ ]
253:29
it kind of seems like obvious but you
253:30
wouldn't think about it like yeah
253:32
[ __ ] i've asked myself like oh [ __ ]
253:33
am i gay am i trans why do why am i like
253:36
okay we're doing this blah blah
253:38
and i came up with all just like no i'm
253:40
not i'm just a guy that i'm fine with
253:41
being a little bit more feminine that's
253:42
fine because like
253:44
i don't know there is like a weird
253:47
never really experienced i guess
253:48
dysphoria going the other way right like
253:52
because i'm doing something that's
253:53
fundamentally against like what i what i
253:56
identify as right like i'm dressing up
253:58
like this but i am just a guy
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uh this feels really normal for me and
254:02
this honestly has been really a
254:04
comfortable thing to do
254:05
but the voice
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i've been getting that a little bit with
254:09
the voice
254:10
that's like i try and do this girl voice
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and it's like [ __ ] this just doesn't
254:13
feel right like you know what i mean a
254:16
little bit which is why that's what i
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mean by like it's kind of cringe where
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i'm just like [ __ ] this just feels
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really [ __ ] weird
254:23
you know
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i could do it if i got a lot more used
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to it
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it's part of the presentation yeah so
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i don't know
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i could carry on doing it
254:34
reverse egg moment sound right yeah
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it's weird because usually you're not
254:39
like
254:41
two people phrase you've used before too
254:42
real i guess but anyway i feel like that
254:45
was something
254:46
a little bit
254:48
i don't know
254:49
i i genuinely it's something that's like
254:51
i've never really
254:52
had a thunk around if i was able to do
254:55
it really well then sure but i imagine
254:57
it in the same way as like
255:00
how
255:01
if you took a regular like straight dude
255:03
and you're like
255:04
you've gotta now
255:06
just dress up as a woman all by your own
255:09
you've gotta do it
255:11
you've gotta do this thing he would feel
255:13
really [ __ ] weird doing it it's like
255:15
that but me with the voice so like i
255:18
don't know it's just a really [ __ ]
255:19
weird thing that i can't like i can't
255:21
wrap my head around doing it well
255:24
anyway
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maybe
255:30
it's a very slow and complicated
255:32
progress yeah your voice is part of your
255:34
identity
255:35
yeah it seems weird [ __ ] with it um
255:38
but yeah i guess it's it's kind of like
255:40
a thing of like it's not that deep but
255:42
you know it's also a thing
255:44
i had a good point uh do you practice in
255:47
a boy mode or in girl mode because that
255:49
might link you into feelings
255:54
jesus [ __ ] i've never thought about that
255:57
uh no i mean i'm usually dressed as a as
256:00
in in boy mode right
256:02
like considering the last like three
256:04
weeks have been just me being a dude
256:07
like helen rose
256:09
no i've never tried practicing while
256:11
i've been dressed up as a girl
256:20
what the [ __ ] how'd i never think about
256:22
that
256:25
like acting i guess
256:29
how'd i never think about that what the
256:30
[ __ ]
256:32
okay
256:34
that seems like a lot of prep work
256:38
i guess maybe
256:41
[Music]
256:45
is a social construct how do you explain
256:48
you not slowly becoming a women after
256:50
more than a year of forced feminization
256:52
from chatter the positive reinforcement
256:55
of getting money gift attention and
256:57
compliment from it i never argued that
257:00
gender was a social construct
257:02
um
257:03
although [ __ ] if i thought about it more
257:05
i probably could make an argument for it
257:08
i mean
257:12
i think that you're born uh i mean [ __ ]
257:19
i think that there's fundamentals of
257:21
like
257:24
can i dude everywhere my mind goes it
257:26
goes dark so there's a okay here's the
257:27
thing there was this study done this is
257:29
why it can't stop some of you may know
257:31
the study that i'm on about uh there was
257:32
a study done a while ago where there was
257:34
a kid that had like a horrible issue
257:36
when he was getting circumcised
257:38
basically pee pee go you know and he was
257:40
basically the parents made the choice to
257:42
raise the kid as a girl okay where's the
257:44
boy as a girl
257:46
and the kid fought that [ __ ] hard
257:50
and he ended up he ended up you know not
257:52
wanting to live like that anymore to put
257:54
that very lightly um
257:56
but yeah no
257:58
and that's a that's an argument for like
257:59
how you know for example if uh you're
258:02
transgender and you're brought up in a
258:04
gender that you don't uh you don't
258:06
[ __ ] vibe with you know it can be
258:08
really [ __ ] distressing
258:09
it's the same sort of thing
258:11
so
258:12
you know you was an actor comedian who
258:15
does cross-dressing as part of the act
258:17
learning the girl voice is just part of
258:20
the act
258:21
yeah i guess
258:22
but
258:23
i think it's close time yeah it's a
258:25
there's a documentary i didn't know
258:26
there's a documentary on it we studied
258:28
it um
258:29
it's it's a it's a good it's a good
258:31
thing i forgot what we [ __ ] did a
258:33
piece about it with we always used it as
258:34
like a uh
258:36
a study to start a study to cite for why
258:39
certain behavior might be ingrained as
258:42
someone who has plus i am qualified
258:44
with myself in the opposite way listen
258:47
to your uncomfortableness
258:49
i know this is all for play but it can
258:51
have a real impact if you're starting to
258:53
feel dysphoric messing with your
258:55
identity is tough i guess sir
258:58
yeah i guess like i think that
259:01
god i haven't got my own idea on gender
259:04
theory to answer the [ __ ] if gender
259:05
is a social construct how do you explain
259:08
not slowly becoming a woman one more
259:10
over here
259:11
well
259:12
okay but let me just oh [ __ ] but let me
259:15
hear john out
259:16
maybe if you manage to treat it like a
259:18
character the image will match the voice
259:21
so the wall could go away try stuff and
259:23
it will work just like how you move and
259:26
act more fem once dressed it's like
259:28
flipping a us
259:30
i just noticed it oh my [ __ ] god i
259:33
was like sitting here like crossed like
259:35
like that like [ __ ] this i was
259:36
sitting all this thing was just
259:38
dysphoria i just had another experience
259:41
presenting as female may reduce or stop
259:43
this dysphoria i was genuinely listening
259:46
to jungkook like sitting there going
259:48
like going
259:51
[ __ ]
259:53
oh [ __ ] me
259:58
god
259:59
that like that threw me off so much
260:02
i like okay anyway
260:04
um
260:05
you can see me doing it too i was like
260:07
listening
260:08
um but okay oh my god
260:16
rose orphan is better
260:18
finn makes more money than rose so i'd
260:21
say finn is more success god damn this
260:22
gender wage gap bro
260:25
this [ __ ] wage gap man
260:29
this sucks
260:31
minecraft youtubers making more than
260:33
twitch starts this is awful
260:35
listen
260:40
if gay is liking boys are girls gay
260:43
that sounds like such a [ __ ] a
260:45
sentence a
260:46
12 year old would say
260:49
if ghost is liking boys is girls gay
260:52
girls is gay and you go around school
260:54
[ __ ] saying oh you're gay you like
260:56
guys
260:57
my god
260:59
that was that dude i remember that [ __ ]
261:00
in high school people be like oh i'm
261:01
[ __ ] i'm a lesbian
261:03
besides the channel meme [ __ ] people
261:05
like guys girl i'm a lesbian like women
261:07
it's like that's not what the [ __ ]
261:08
means
261:10
you idiot
261:12
um
261:14
thank god
261:17
you can be trans and be a lesbian well
261:19
yeah no [ __ ]
261:20
fire women are so gay dude liking men is
261:22
extra straight
261:24
yeah man
261:25
there's nothing more straight there's
261:27
nothing more like manly than that
261:29
i just see you as a fanboy into a bit of
261:32
humiliation you seem to be in it for the
261:34
thrill of appearing as a women then
261:36
actually wanting to be female
261:40
i've never got that i don't know what
261:41
you okay wait i don't know if you mean
261:43
like
261:45
i'm not into that i'm sorry to break it
261:47
to you
261:48
i've dude there's oh [ __ ] can i tell
261:50
that story
261:52
yeah i'm not gonna use their name there
261:54
was a people in the discord my like
261:56
friends from discord may know this
261:58
[ __ ] girl too
261:59
um
262:00
basically
262:02
there was a girl in a discord that i met
262:04
that [ __ ] it's really hard to not say
262:06
like her uh
262:08
it's hard not to give like signifying
262:10
qualities basically she was a very
262:12
interesting person uh we talked for a
262:15
bit and she was a very very open
262:18
and she was dating
262:20
okay listen so she was very very open
262:22
immediately in a call with a bunch of
262:24
people saying what she was into and [ __ ]
262:26
and she was like i'm into humiliation i
262:28
was and i made a joke that was like
262:30
[ __ ] i don't remember what i said i must
262:32
have just called her called her a
262:34
[ __ ] or something and then like um and
262:36
she was like no no no like humiliating
262:38
guys
262:39
like the per like my partner and [ __ ]
262:41
i'm like oh [ __ ]
262:43
okay
262:45
and then she tried it we were playing
262:47
[ __ ] minecraft at the time and then
262:48
she tried it i was like ah fam no that's
262:52
it's it's really not my thing it's just
262:54
an insult like
262:57
like oh my god it's dude some of my
263:00
[ __ ] some of the people pineapple
263:03
[ __ ] safe it's a discord moment bro
263:05
you meet the strangest people
263:07
you me dude there's a few discords that
263:09
i'm in that like
263:10
i've met some
263:12
you know when you meet uh people that
263:15
are really cool to talk to but you don't
263:16
want to hang out with them
263:19
thank you for what you do really
263:21
genuinely inspires me to slowly open
263:23
about about dressing slash feminine side
263:26
to my gf and a few friends
263:28
it's somewhat difficult and scary to
263:30
discuss this type of thing as a
263:32
heterosexual male but you've helped
263:35
thanks
263:38
i hope i am glad
263:40
you don't have to answer but can you
263:42
talk more about how you felt when you
263:44
were doing the voice i think it's really
263:46
important and it helps communicate your
263:49
boundaries better
263:50
uh
263:53
well i mean it was just bad i guess like
263:54
the oh not the experience i guess fine
263:56
[ __ ] the person doing it was really
263:58
nice
263:58
um
264:00
but yeah no the uh
264:03
i well it's just like trying something
264:04
you're not good at right so you kind of
264:06
dysphoria is the wrong word
264:07
like um
264:09
it's just like if you were [ __ ] rock
264:11
climbing and you kept falling or some
264:13
[ __ ] you know like i'm trying to think
264:15
of you know the sports analogy for it
264:16
but like just something you're not good
264:18
at that you haven't tried before right
264:20
do you tell the person why you do yeah
264:22
of course i was really upfront with that
264:24
um because i didn't want to have to have
264:26
a i mean
264:27
i wanted to get it out the way right
264:29
then that was like listen this isn't
264:30
like something that i'm doing because of
264:31
my identity we don't need to talk about
264:33
uh what
264:35
you know because there's a lot of stuff
264:36
that goes into that as well like um
264:38
[Music]
264:40
you know she's a very nice person but
264:41
she's asked like
264:43
you know if if that if that call was
264:45
gonna go how it normally would
264:47
uh instead of how like you know it would
264:49
for like an actor i'm an actor
264:53
it would be like uh i'm trying to think
264:55
it'd be like them saying like you know
264:58
have you talked to like a gender
264:59
psychologist blah blah you know what do
265:01
you want to go for in your voice like
265:02
well you know like how are you going to
265:03
be in a sexual
265:06
you get a thrill when you go out in
265:08
public as a women like you have pulled
265:11
off something
265:12
oh [ __ ]
265:17
eat uh he's kind of cool i don't know
265:20
about [ __ ]
265:21
uh
265:23
i'm not people [ __ ] seeing me though
265:25
that's always like the the thing where
265:27
i'm like [ __ ] that's why i went out at
265:28
night before because i'm like [ __ ]
265:29
there's less people um
265:32
why don't daytime once and god that was
265:35
awkward
265:36
do you remember that one stream i did
265:37
where i went out it was like part of a
265:39
24-hour stream or something and i went
265:41
out during like the day with people
265:43
around i was like [ __ ] them [ __ ] not
265:45
see me um
265:47
but yeah i mean it is interesting i
265:49
guess
265:51
always fun to walk in heels rose's voice
265:53
came through in an earlier stream
265:58
i'm sure
265:59
dude there's part of like part of trying
266:01
to do that voice i found it a bit easier
266:03
to get to like the very basics of it
266:05
because part of the voice that i'm doing
266:07
like
266:08
when i record videos to do minecraft is
266:10
a little bit more high pitched because
266:11
i'm more stressing my voice you know
266:12
[ __ ] like that
266:14
so i've got a bit of that like i'm more
266:16
talking in my head than with my chest
266:18
when i'm like that but
266:20
uh when i come back down i'm more just
266:22
like [ __ ] chilled than more of my
266:23
chest voice yeah we're talking about
266:25
[ __ ] like that because listen i'm a
266:27
professional with this now i know
266:28
everything there is to know um
266:31
but yeah no there's like a bunch of
266:33
theory to it that i don't know um but
266:36
she was telling me how like [ __ ]
266:37
there's stuff with you like where your
266:39
voice resonates
266:41
is important
266:45
uh do you view rose as a character or an
266:47
extension yourself i view rose as
266:49
nothing you've just named me when i
266:52
dress up like this
266:54
okay
266:55
i i don't think rose is anyone
267:03
you named you i didn't name me i didn't
267:05
name me it was part of a [ __ ] uh vote
267:08
thing
267:09
and then i was okay okay here's what it
267:11
was because i know what you're on about
267:13
we did a vote all of you guys voted to
267:15
name me like to name like e-girl finn
267:17
because we were calling it that before
267:19
everyone voted to be like uh
267:22
something like fiona or some dumb
267:24
[ __ ] name and one of the other
267:26
options on there was rose earlier
267:28
extreme way back before that no want it
267:30
no i remember what it was so
267:32
i remember because then in that stream i
267:35
made a little banner
267:36
to replace uh my other one
267:39
i had a a a wraparound called said finn
267:43
and i made a little white banner with a
267:45
pink text that said rose i know what
267:47
stream you're talking about uh and then
267:50
in all these lists it said like rose was
267:52
one of them i was like the one you voted
267:54
for guys sucks and then i think uh uh
267:58
[ __ ] i forgot a name the girl i was
267:59
talking to in uh in in the call at the
268:01
time that we were playing minecraft
268:03
together she was like which one do you
268:05
like or something like that and i was
268:06
like ah rose is better and then everyone
268:08
was like rose it is and then now it's
268:10
rose elora that's the girl yeah so a lot
268:12
the laura was like uh do it like she was
268:14
like streaming and we like started
268:16
playing minecraft together when i was
268:18
like doing dressing up all like csgo and
268:20
[ __ ] with uh different people you know
268:22
that old scheme when you went walking
268:24
outside with a black dress at night you
268:27
were very much acting slash presenting
268:29
as female my point is that gender is
268:32
fluid and context matters as far as how
268:34
you act including how you feel when
268:36
you're practicing voice
268:41
i don't know quite frankly i don't know
268:44
i've like
268:45
i've i've there's
268:47
i've sat down and thought about like
268:49
okay you know how
268:51
how do i identify and i've always came
268:52
back to just like
268:54
fam it's just a confusing situation to
268:56
be in if you're just a straight guy like
268:59
it's a it's one of those occupations
269:01
that's just a little bit odd um but no
269:04
i'm it's just
269:07
i mean i i really do identify with
269:09
straight up just
269:11
straight male
269:12
you know cis male even
269:15
uh
269:16
it's a little bit boring but like
269:18
that's just what that's just me bro
269:21
i don't know
269:22
there's nothing i identify with mores
269:25
people have asked if i'm [ __ ] uh
269:27
non-binary genderfluid blah blah no i've
269:29
never really felt like a woman you know
269:31
it's uh i never felt like anything in
269:34
between that i've always just felt like
269:35
a guy
269:36
like even with all this like at absolute
269:39
peak
269:41
i feel like a pretty guy
269:42
you know what i mean like that's about
269:44
as good as it gets um
269:47
so
269:51
oh [ __ ] i missed four comma five hours
269:53
of the stream because of new world
269:55
people sad
269:57
because of what
270:00
because of new world oh [ __ ] [ __ ]
270:02
i've heard there's a series on netflix
270:04
called squid game or something like that
270:05
that's pretty [ __ ] good i've heard
270:07
that's really good
270:10
you keep bringing up your sexually when
270:11
talking about gender i well not really i
270:14
mean i am saying like straight down
270:16
because like however you like it's like
270:17
a [ __ ] love you finn it's like the
270:20
tagline of like boring category i'm in
270:23
here
270:24
uh
270:25
cishet scum
270:29
uh what's the [ __ ] one tick tock new
270:31
world is a new mmo oh [ __ ] yeah that's
270:33
cool school game is good really weird
270:36
um
270:36
[Music]
270:38
also i mean i was about to say [ __ ]
270:41
sexuality and gender are linked i guess
270:42
they're not
270:43
um but i mean
270:47
i feel it pretty easy to put myself in i
270:49
just hope you are happy please preserve
270:52
your mental health shout out to john for
270:54
having great taste
270:56
that's what i mean you are georges i'm
270:59
really confused i think i became
271:01
finsexual today
271:04
never mind i'm changing my answer from
271:05
straight to fansexual so the um
271:08
basically like uh
271:12
like
271:13
[ __ ] i had a [ __ ] thought and i've
271:14
forgotten it
271:16
oh yeah sorry men's whole thing yeah no
271:18
there's no
271:19
i i view like uh
271:21
my job and everything is like i could
271:23
walk away from it whenever
271:25
like
271:27
uh like don't get me wrong i haven't
271:28
made enough money to [ __ ] retire
271:30
anything but i've i've i'm comfort
271:32
enough in just like
271:33
i know what benefits me the most and
271:35
it's always gonna be my happiness like
271:38
oh [ __ ] thanks aj i walked away from
271:40
like uh from doing school and computer
271:42
science you know that's a pretty big
271:44
future move straight up just to be a bit
271:46
happier i didn't think that i was gonna
271:48
make more money doing youtube or
271:49
anything like that it was literally just
271:51
for that i've always been pretty in tune
271:54
with what
271:56
makes me tick i guess or at least what i
271:58
need to focus on
272:00
to make me tick
272:01
i'm pretty good with that weirdly enough
272:04
are you afraid of being too open
272:06
wait are you afraid of being too open
272:08
about being straight and cis and then
272:10
getting attacked for queerbaiting or
272:11
anything similar
272:13
um
272:15
it's never been a worry
272:17
because it's fairly recent and i've been
272:19
pretty [ __ ] i've been pretty upfront
272:21
that i'm just a straight the straight
272:23
guy that's right uh dude i'm trying to
272:25
breathe what you said again because
272:26
jesus christ
272:28
thanks for thinking of the subs what the
272:30
[ __ ] vietnam i'm like um
272:33
jesus man you've gifted a lot of [ __ ]
272:35
subs today the um yeah no i think i've i
272:38
saw dream get called out for queer
272:39
biting because he was like
272:42
ambiguous about his sexuality that's so
272:44
[ __ ] stupid
272:46
dream won't tell us what his sexuality
272:48
is therefore he's a bad person [ __ ] you
272:52
it's stupid it's the dumbest [ __ ]
272:54
thing i had such an issue with that and
272:56
an issue with the whole pronouns in bio
272:58
thing like [ __ ] call a dream again or
273:01
whoever [ __ ] i got [ __ ] for it
273:03
finn won't put his pronouns in his bio
273:05
[ __ ] uh
273:08
he doesn't believe in trans right [ __ ]
273:10
like that it's the [ __ ] dumbest thing
273:12
because like imagine you said that to
273:14
[ __ ] imagine you said that to marisa
273:16
before she came out right reason put
273:17
your [ __ ] pronouns in your bio we
273:19
gotta know who and what you identify as
273:22
now [ __ ] you about coming out you come
273:24
out today or you get called transphobic
273:27
[ __ ] you that's how i saw all that it's
273:30
like oh my god the amount of there's
273:32
youtubers in the background and [ __ ]
273:33
they're like listen they might not have
273:35
identified as something that they were
273:37
publicly identifying as they didn't want
273:39
to come out about it yet that was the
273:41
dumbest [ __ ] movement oh my god the
273:43
spider moved jeremy
273:45
oh my god jeremy's alive what the [ __ ]
273:47
jeremy's alive um
273:49
that was the stupidest [ __ ] i know i've
273:51
ranted about it before [ __ ] god that
273:52
was awful
273:54
but
273:55
and i made a joke about it that didn't
273:57
go very well and thinking back on it
273:59
wasn't that funny but
274:01
i put my pronouns in my bio as like your
274:03
boy or something like that it's [ __ ]
274:05
stupid but
274:09
i was protesting a movement
274:12
i heard a higher voice i just need to
274:14
get really annoyed
274:15
just about the joke about jeremy gurgle
274:17
thanks so much oh my god [ __ ] thing
274:20
thank you my dude [ __ ] whenever
274:22
jeremy's not on the run he just moved a
274:24
little bit
274:25
he just signaled to me that he's alive i
274:27
just need to know that my friend's good
274:29
jeremy
274:34
like as trans myself i think what finn's
274:36
doing is great entirely
274:39
the only thing that i've ever uh
274:42
[ __ ] have i ever been worried about i've
274:44
never really been worried about anything
274:45
like that
274:46
looking good [ __ ] yeah thank you i don't
274:48
think i've ever been worried about um
274:51
getting cancelled for [ __ ] like this to
274:53
what i do
274:54
or i wouldn't i don't think i'd do it if
274:56
i was like if i knew i was hurting
274:58
someone you know
275:01
the freckles makes us look so good you
275:03
need to teach me how
275:05
great [ __ ] get the thing that you do
275:07
your eyebrows with and get a small brush
275:09
like this like a little pinprick little
275:11
brush like this there's some in every in
275:13
everyone you just dab it in the eyebrow
275:15
like stuff and then
275:17
you get down on yourself about your
275:19
voice but as a guy my voice never goes
275:21
naturally that high in my everyday
275:23
speech
275:25
well this isn't my everyday speech
275:27
this is me this is me
275:29
recording a [ __ ] youtube video or
275:31
streaming or whatever
275:32
you know
275:34
do use highlighter on your cheeks i used
275:36
to and now i don't and i don't know why
275:39
i stopped actually i used to do on the
275:41
tip of my nose and a little bit on the
275:42
bridge of my nose but not a lot and then
275:44
on my cheeks
275:45
i don't know why i stopped i think i
275:46
actually lost my highlighter and i've
275:48
recently found it but i just continued
275:50
not doing it i think it's because i
275:52
realized i didn't need to and it was
275:54
quicker to do my makeup routine to not
275:56
do it so i just stopped doing it
275:59
and literally you're the first person to
276:00
ever bring it up so it's clearly never
276:02
made a difference
276:03
so i don't know
276:06
are your lashes permanent
276:07
no you can't really ever do this
276:09
permanently because you know eyelashes
276:10
fall out over time uh but it's like two
276:13
weeks at a time
276:15
do blush instead of highlight on the
276:17
nose looks super good i did actually do
276:19
blush on the nose if you look real close
276:20
you can tell
276:22
a little bit pinker on the nose
276:25
what's your face skincare routine
276:27
i
276:28
if i remember too i'll wear sunscreen
276:32
it's not good bro my skin's not that
276:34
good
276:35
you gotta remember you're looking at
276:36
this through camera
276:38
and makeup
276:39
it ain't that good it ain't that good
276:40
fam
276:41
uh do you wear face masks no so i do um
276:46
if i can remember my sister bought me a
276:48
bunch of stuff that's like
276:50
essentially a cleanser i think
276:52
and then a hydrating thing
276:55
that's not moisturizer and then
276:57
something for
276:59
like a breakout like little little you
277:01
got a spot stab it on that and then
277:03
moisturizer and then rose oil
277:06
or something
277:08
and then the rose oil you do at night
277:10
because it's like it just makes your
277:12
face all oily but it does make your
277:13
[ __ ] nose really [ __ ] soft which
277:16
is pretty cool
277:18
um
277:21
are your
277:22
is your boobs naturally pug no i bought
277:25
them from amazon
277:26
they're they're pretty good uh they're
277:28
e-cups i got them they're great they're
277:30
still stuck to me annoying like
277:35
did i miss anything in four and a half
277:37
hours no
277:38
all natural silicone straight from the
277:40
ground you know
277:44
ever try those gly
277:46
glycolic acid peels for your face no
277:48
i'm so shitty at skincare which is
277:50
probably why it's so bad but i just have
277:52
like just naturally shitty skin
277:54
um like acne and [ __ ] but
277:58
and i don't have like an issue with like
278:00
dry skin or oily skin i'm usually just
278:01
fine i just literally just got acne uh
278:03
that's kind of it
278:07
kind of like how her lips seem small but
278:09
juicy at the same time
278:21
an interesting comment to make in the
278:24
middle of
278:26
2500 other people
278:28
a little bit of an interesting comment
278:30
to make in public
278:32
sir
278:34
funny though
278:37
oh you deleted it why'd you delete it i
278:39
like [ __ ] like that it's funny
278:42
anyway uh
278:44
oily skin here i don't know i have no
278:46
idea what the [ __ ] i'm doing we missed
278:48
it oh no i like it though sorry i'm
278:50
getting tired it's fine they're funny
278:52
um
278:53
i i dude i think the only things that
278:55
like i really give a [ __ ] about is like
278:58
when people are like uh saying slurs and
279:01
[ __ ] but we catch them anyway so it
279:03
doesn't matter what's the full outfit
279:04
have i not stood up in that long
279:08
hold up my room is so [ __ ] bad
279:12
okay let me just make sure i'm good
279:14
so here's the full outfit
279:16
i'm in like a little [ __ ] pvc
279:19
made dress and then like uh
279:22
some some neat heels not bad and then
279:25
i've got like a little [ __ ] you know
279:26
i don't know if you guys haven't noticed
279:28
this that i put on like a [ __ ] gada
279:29
for you
279:33
there's like a different thing that i
279:34
have look at that it's neat
279:38
you're welcome by the way
279:41
cat made
279:42
it's only a cat made because you guys
279:44
wanted cats cat
279:46
thing new heels yeah a lot of new heels
279:48
actually got like four new pairs of
279:50
heels today
279:52
you dropped a pen
279:53
dude i couldn't bend over like
279:56
to pick up anything in this ship
279:59
oh my god i'm surprised uh
280:04
any tips on hiding your fake boobs with
280:06
cleavage you're so good at it yeah wear
280:08
shirts that don't show them like look
280:11
they end here
280:12
this like just buy [ __ ] that does this
280:14
you know
280:16
and multiple new dresses lots to wear in
280:18
spain
280:19
[ __ ]
280:24
could we pro could we move
280:28
the skirts and dresses month until after
280:30
i get back from spain
280:33
[ __ ]
280:34
we could move it though we could though
280:36
we could like it's it's not against we
280:39
know we're making up rules on our own
280:41
here you know me and you we can make up
280:43
this rule together we could totally just
280:44
move it back and then i don't have to be
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in spain in a [ __ ] sundress it's
280:48
already been moved
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oh you're the [ __ ]
280:55
what are you the government you've got
280:56
to are we we already uh processed your
280:59
[ __ ]
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remove date listen [ __ ] you it's listen
281:04
yes call the council you [ __ ]
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the
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i'm gonna wear in [ __ ] spain
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that's that's some [ __ ]
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oh
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those automatic facial recognition
281:24
cameras at passport control are going to
281:26
be fun
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yeah
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i can't show you guys my like passport
281:32
or anything like that but like oh my god
281:34
i look so [ __ ] different i look like
281:36
another person
281:37
the only thing that's the same is like
281:39
my jawline
281:41
superb hairline bro
281:43
my because my hair is different my eye
281:46
my eyes look different obvious my
281:47
eyebrows look different makes my eye
281:49
shape change the only thing is like my
281:52
nose and my jawline that are the same
281:54
and my lips i guess like [ __ ] here
281:55
down is the same and then [ __ ]
281:57
everything and
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oh my god
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how long have you been growing out your
282:06
hair and do you ever need to trim it in
282:07
split ends no i've never actually had an
282:09
issue with split ends um
282:14
he says while looking at a split end no
282:16
that's not a spoon yeah no
282:18
no my natural hair is like none
282:20
i've i the first time i ever had split
282:22
ends was actually when i got the hair
282:23
extensions
282:24
and those got split ends and they're
282:26
awful
282:27
uh but i've literally never had them i
282:29
just i'm really good with my with my
282:31
hair
282:32
your hair natural color yeah this is my
282:33
normal hair color i've never done
282:35
anything to my hair never [ __ ] would
282:36
that be safe for him i don't know about
282:39
homo slash transphobia in spain yeah we
282:42
did a bit of googling trust me we're
282:44
good um
282:45
yeah we're good you gotta just trust me
282:47
on it we looked into it uh cause again
282:50
i've got like eyelash extensions and
282:52
[ __ ] i was like i don't know if i'm
282:53
gonna go to
282:55
a random foreign country if um if
282:58
they're gonna treat me a little bit with
282:59
but no weirdly enough it's all good
283:01
especially the place where we're staying
283:03
solid they're like
283:05
they had like a [ __ ] pride festival
283:07
like through it you know they're great
283:09
marbella
283:13
my bear is an amazing uh trans clinic i
283:15
i rc2
283:17
yeah like they're great they're [ __ ]
283:20
whatever i didn't think about that but
283:21
yeah sure they're like they're they
283:23
they're they're pretty good
283:24
but
283:26
mainly didn't get like you know i think
283:28
i'll be fine with with [ __ ] i'm not
283:30
concerned about spain at all concerned
283:32
about [ __ ] airport
283:34
like where they where they go like
283:36
you know there's my is my [ __ ]
283:38
passport buddy
283:39
and uh
283:41
yeah
283:42
it's a different [ __ ] person man
283:46
splunks of course by hair drying out
283:48
uh high heat or high wind often causes
283:51
that like driving with the windows down
283:53
or open convertible can be really bad
283:54
for you
283:55
i've never had an issue with it i've had
283:57
an issue with like hair ex maybe it's
283:59
just my hair's resilient to it i've
284:01
literally never had it
284:03
um
284:08
we need a note block we need noteblock
284:10
girl from
284:12
uh to go to marbella bikini street
284:15
yeah i've never heard of the person run
284:17
about but yeah do you speak any spanish
284:23
alexa
284:24
what to know in spanish
284:27
no in spanishes
284:29
no
284:30
no
284:44
no inspirations no
284:46
okay cool
284:47
um
284:50
autumn do you have like
284:52
cds or tapes what do you mean just any
284:55
just in my house
284:56
no actually no i don't my parents maybe
284:59
but i'm not a [ __ ] boomer such a
285:01
british moment
285:02
did you actually not know that no i
285:04
didn't okay
285:06
cds nuts oh [ __ ] you what's tapes then
285:09
what's tapes then
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oh my god
285:18
oh my god your name's dr deez nuts [ __ ]
285:20
sake
285:22
tapes these nuts well done you're so
285:24
clever and smart
285:27
uh for passport f guy we're gonna i'm
285:29
gonna wear a bit more of an androgynous
285:31
look to the airport i think
285:33
um just so they kind of you know get
285:35
what my
285:36
vibe is that yeah no fam i just grew up
285:39
my hair and got some fake eyelashes you
285:41
know
285:41
um just so they let me through then how
285:44
dare you to stream at this time
285:48
i [ __ ] started streaming four and a
285:50
half hours ago there
285:53
were the manly man beanie good idea
285:56
actually
285:57
yeah
285:58
ah spain's gonna be such a [ __ ]
286:04
oh my god
286:07
no okay here's the thing that i'm
286:08
realizing is the reason why it's such an
286:10
[ __ ] move did you pick an outfit pk
286:13
already i did yeah i have it um
286:16
the reason why i'm realizing it's such
286:17
like a dick move to go to spain with it
286:20
is that like i've got to pack a suitcase
286:22
it's not like here where i'm just like
286:24
well okay [ __ ]
286:26
you know i've got like dress and [ __ ]
286:27
but i also have access to like i could
286:29
wear like a sweatshirt if i wanted
286:30
whatever whatever i pack in my bag is
286:32
what i've got you know
286:34
so
286:35
if i can
286:41
this is a dick move
286:43
i hope you know what you're doing to be
286:45
chat here [ __ ] sake
286:51
dresses use less space i agree
286:53
however
286:54
chat packs my bags no
286:57
you're the one who booked the holiday
286:59
part through a girl month
287:15
you're a dick
287:18
i'm trying to hold on i'm trying to
287:19
think i'm trying to think of
287:22
solutions
287:24
you can't blame us we're victims here oh
287:26
okay
287:29
oh [ __ ] well i do have a lot of [ __ ]
287:30
dresses i guess that's fine
287:39
you get your boobs with you it's gonna
287:41
be a lot of fun at customs i don't know
287:42
if i'll be wearing boobs at customs
287:45
um because they might be like hey can
287:47
you take those off for me so we can
287:49
check under them or something that
287:50
you're not carrying something
287:52
so
287:53
i wear a bra i guess i'm just kind of
287:56
usually in a bra i'm so used to wearing
287:58
bra
288:07
chat
288:09
listen
288:14
i think we can work something out
288:24
don't you i think we can work something
288:27
out chat you know
288:29
like
288:30
um
288:30
[Music]
288:32
just whatever you know whatever you want
288:34
whatever you want chat we can work
288:37
something out
288:47
oh there's a pole interesting let me
288:50
look at the pole real quick
288:52
hmm hey guys you should really vote in
288:55
this poll i'm just thinking that like
288:58
it would really like it would really
289:01
uh
289:02
really boost everyone's spirits if you
289:04
would like to vote in the poll i think
289:08
[Music]
289:12
you finally doing the podcast i thought
289:14
kyle would have moved on to another
289:16
prettier eagle lol
289:18
you can
289:21
there aren't many of us
289:23
there aren't many of us out there
289:25
um
289:25
[Music]
289:27
you know
289:28
think about
289:29
i just want you to know chat think about
289:31
like when you vote in this poll
289:33
think about all i can offer
289:36
right think about all i can offer
289:39
um
289:40
is in return
289:42
right think about what i've worn think
289:44
about your favorite things that i've
289:46
worn before
289:48
that you'd like
289:50
that i would be a lot more
289:52
interested in be in wearing
289:56
if uh the right result in the poll is
289:58
reached
290:10
chastity cage
290:12
nevermind
290:15
[Music]
290:19
usually i'm merciful but this time i
290:21
think you can't weasel out you'll be
290:24
fine just let risa do the talking no one
290:27
is going to know you or look at you i'm
290:29
trying real hard to stay upbeat for you
290:31
i hope you realize this
290:33
okay
290:35
you voted no you dick i showed you my
290:37
titties
290:38
you [ __ ]
290:40
instead and you can wear what you want
290:42
in spain
290:44
how about uh how about extra girl days
290:46
or months instead and you can where we
290:48
went months [ __ ] that
290:50
it's not worth it months
290:52
what about bring nine month box down to
290:55
4 000 subs
291:04
i don't know about that
291:06
i don't know about that one
291:08
airport security is used to people
291:10
trying to smuggle drugs in their bum as
291:13
long as you don't wear the plug they
291:15
won't question anything
291:18
oh no
291:19
oh no
291:20
damn my whole like outfit plan has been
291:22
thrown off by that apparently to start a
291:24
zoo you need at least two pandas a
291:26
grizzly and three polars it's the bare
291:29
minimum
291:31
flaxseed
291:33
that's pretty funny
291:34
that's pretty good
291:36
i haven't heard that one before that was
291:37
pretty good the metal detectors
291:39
damn that's why you got to get yourself
291:41
a um
291:42
plastic one silicone one
291:44
hey now we're talking about butt plugs
291:46
uh maybe you can join the conversation
291:49
uh
291:50
what's your favorite kind of butt plug
291:57
mine's metal i really like freaking out
291:59
the tsa agents whenever i go past
292:05
it's got to have happened once it's
292:06
gotta have yeah silicone is is the one i
292:09
use i mean
292:10
i've heard of okay what about down to
292:12
five thousand no bra with wire i don't
292:15
wear brass with wires anyway i wear
292:17
comfy bras
292:19
not usually
292:21
okay what about down to 5000
292:23
[Music]
292:27
you get you get
292:29
you get off if you
292:31
you get off if you get if you what
292:35
you get off if you get do 12 month box
292:37
holy [ __ ] i thought i was having a
292:39
stroke
292:40
oh my god
292:48
dude i know if i
292:50
[ __ ]
292:59
it's a bad idea
293:08
come on take the deal
293:10
bro they're [ __ ]
293:11
[Music]
293:14
what is what does stuff think about it
293:18
what does john and stuff think about it
293:21
what does john and stuff think about it
293:23
i'm really interested
293:27
in what their opinions are
293:29
of setting the goal to 4 000.
293:34
i'm just interested in what your
293:35
opinions are whether you disagree with
293:37
them
293:39
or you agree with them
293:56
i think the verdict is we're tired of
293:57
arguing do what you want good point
294:02
i've worked john too hard john needs a
294:04
break bro sign up is a mod so these guys
294:06
can get some some breaks
294:08
these poor guys they're working their
294:10
asses off
294:14
what the [ __ ] is just what the [ __ ]
294:18
what the [ __ ] has just been linked in
294:20
[ __ ] john wait john stuff look in the
294:22
council chat right now what the [ __ ] is
294:24
a boy i just posted
294:26
did a moy just this isn't my ascending
294:29
look at this [ __ ] in the group chat guys
294:32
what the [ __ ]
294:34
i saw right like what the [ __ ]
294:37
are we really
294:38
really
294:39
sending hentai
294:42
is it hentai
294:44
and this discord
294:47
what kind of sentai i think it's hentai
294:50
is is it a hentai if like it's
294:53
manga i don't know i don't know
294:57
4000 is pretty well guaranteed to get
294:59
hit you can see the reflection your
295:01
bob's can you see what it was
295:04
nah that would have been quite funny
295:06
though no it's art
295:07
okay
295:11
uh
295:12
oh [ __ ] this is a terrible [ __ ] i
295:15
hate this this is the most this is the
295:17
no tough this is a tough thing to be in
295:27
i'm trying to consider hold on it's late
295:29
at night bro it's like 1am i've slept
295:31
one hour in the last 24 hours i need to
295:34
[ __ ] process
295:43
[ __ ] it
295:47
just move it again post trip since you
295:48
clearly won't do it
295:50
ah
295:51
you've uh john don't [ __ ] test me
295:53
here don't don't bet against me buddy
295:56
i'll prove you wrong out of spite i'll
295:59
wait i'll go to marbella in a [ __ ]
296:01
dress just out of spite for you john out
296:04
of
296:05
[ __ ] you john i'll do it out of spite
296:09
ten minutes i'll raise the goal i'll
296:12
raise the goal and go to my bear in a
296:14
dress [ __ ] you
296:16
no you won't get the [ __ ]
296:22
that's my learning as well i doubt you i
296:24
doubt you'd stick to it so move the
296:25
thing
296:34
i don't believe you
296:43
okay
296:46
my bear it is [ __ ] you [ __ ] watch
296:50
you [ __ ] watch i'm looking at chat
296:53
intently you [ __ ] wait until i stream
296:56
in my bear in a [ __ ]
296:58
sundress you little [ __ ]
297:02
you want to try me
297:04
re absolutely no shot you want to try me
297:07
jonathan
297:08
you want to try me jonathan kiwo the
297:11
third stover more you [ __ ]
297:17
insta post from the airport prove it
297:22
[ __ ] you deal
297:23
you're all [ __ ]
297:25
i mean wait from the airport because
297:27
we'll be like i said i was gonna dress
297:28
like a bit more like [ __ ] androgynous
297:30
anyway at the airport so they let me in
297:33
i want to get turned down to the airport
297:34
but when we land [ __ ] yeah someone tells
297:37
you you can't do something
297:42
uh
297:43
well if you want something yeah right
297:45
oh these dicks
297:46
[Music]
297:50
i sat i waited look what we have here
297:53
finn is negotiating into a worse
297:55
situation than before lol
297:59
no it's the same situation it's the
298:01
exact same they just they just said they
298:03
they're like so intent that i won't like
298:05
you couldn't do it
298:08
if you do it i'll be impressed and i
298:10
will admit i was wrong
298:12
we've had big uh but we've had big talk
298:15
in the past same
298:18
we've had this big talk in the past oh
298:20
you [ __ ]
298:23
stuff john okay here's what it's gonna
298:25
be
298:26
i need you to in a call by the next time
298:29
we stream
298:30
in my i'll just call you in my bear i
298:33
want you on a call on stream
298:36
verbally admitting that you were wrong
298:39
okay
298:40
deal you want to deal with that the deal
298:42
let's deal correct
298:44
shake shake hands virtually jon and
298:46
stuff
298:49
okay [ __ ] deal
298:51
okay deal [ __ ] deal [ __ ] yeah okay
298:54
my mods wanted to play bro i'm gonna
298:57
record it and put no we're gonna stream
298:59
it
299:00
it's not gonna be recorded and posted
299:02
it's gonna be a stream i'm gonna get him
299:03
in a call
299:04
i know what the time difference probably
299:06
not a lot like an hour the yeah fam
299:10
oh
299:11
i'm pissed i'm like i'm i'm fired up to
299:14
pack a suitcase bro
299:20
holy [ __ ] john you need a girlfriend
299:22
cause damn also also finn you know that
299:25
riza is going to take pictures and post
299:27
them if you break the rules or yeah
299:29
that's what i mean that's why i'm gonna
299:30
[ __ ] do it i wanna these two to admit
299:32
they're wrong
299:34
you [ __ ]
299:35
anyway
299:38
i've got an email
299:48
yes i need a gf indeed i'm taking in
299:50
applications let's go
299:54
i just want to prove my i just want to i
299:56
just want to [ __ ] prove my mods wrong
299:58
they're they ah
300:00
because every when we whenever we do
300:02
this they're giving me they're giving me
300:03
lip bro they're giving me lip about it
300:07
anyway
300:08
how many hills do you how many heels do
300:10
you have what's the tallest one you've
300:11
worn
300:12
bring it oh you [ __ ] you guys bring it
300:14
fanboy listen you little [ __ ] you little
300:18
[ __ ] you little [ __ ] i was just like
300:20
john you little [ __ ] stuff
300:22
ah okay
300:26
where have you been i dude i took a i
300:29
took a a brief cup i took a brief couple
300:31
days of breaks you know
300:35
please speak out loud or what what is
300:37
this deal so they're they're like uh
300:40
taking they're they're talking [ __ ] that
300:42
i won't uh
300:43
full uh
300:45
follow through
300:46
with the uh they i won't follow through
300:49
with the like dressing the skirts and
300:51
dresses when i'm in my bear when i'm in
300:53
spain
300:55
and i i know and i was i was like oh we
300:57
could move it but then they were like oh
300:59
yeah sure whatever [ __ ] yeah move it
301:02
like you always do and [ __ ] right
301:04
and i was like i was like okay
301:07
what's the lip for
301:09
mods and now that they're doubling down
301:10
on it they're
301:11
saying that won't do it like
301:14
you'll [ __ ] i'll do it you [ __ ]
301:17
get him only a couple weeks late only 20
301:19
days
301:22
oh damn
301:26
judging by your timeline want you to be
301:27
doing a portion of thong week during the
301:28
oh [ __ ] god superman thank you for
301:30
the gifted subs
301:32
why is it always such a weird number
301:33
with you
301:34
okay
301:36
eight gifted subs man [ __ ] 317 total
301:39
yeah super pog would i be doing a
301:41
portion of thong week during this
301:43
vacation
301:44
what's the date today 30th
301:48
yeah [ __ ] i would
301:52
oh like all of it i think
301:55
hold on
301:56
let me see so it's the 30th now
302:00
i leave
302:02
all right i got it
302:07
all of it actually
302:09
it's all some
302:12
besides the last day
302:13
[Music]
302:16
five months pogba's besides the last day
302:19
it would be
302:23
i'm not just gonna [ __ ] so i i
302:25
technically i get to pack
302:28
not all songs i'm not just gonna leave
302:30
with only thongs that's my only [ __ ]
302:32
underwear
302:33
uh because like i have one day where i i
302:35
i don't have to so [ __ ] you
302:38
stand up and do it well
302:40
there's no [ __ ] way i'm going to do
302:41
it well
302:43
uh
302:44
but yeah
302:47
hold on
302:54
you're going down spain i'd love to tell
302:55
you the exact date but i kind of don't
302:57
want to say where i'm at at a certain
302:59
spot because i don't know i feel like
303:01
stuff can go wrong that way i've seen it
303:03
go wrong with people
303:04
um so
303:06
i'm going to be going pretty soon
303:10
i should now have 360 gifted subs but it
303:12
didn't update it said 370 for me
303:16
what's with the reasons post about spain
303:19
what did she post about spain i mean
303:21
marbella is in spain
303:23
oh yeah same thing
303:26
what did she post about spain
303:45
[ __ ] sake
303:47
nice
303:53
solid solid solid
303:56
my [ __ ] god bottom confirmed you [ __ ]
304:00
i think the god damn it
304:03
i won't honor it with a reply garbage
304:06
garbage tweet
304:08
bad tweet
304:10
should have stayed in the drafts
304:17
you're just saying it now i know i just
304:19
i reminded it i've seen it before oh my
304:21
god hold on let me show you the outfit
304:23
because i realized that people filter
304:25
through these streams and they haven't
304:27
actually seen what the [ __ ] i am wearing
304:29
right now
304:30
but don't need like
304:36
let me like [ __ ] do i wear this there
304:38
or do i wear this
304:40
there okay
304:43
there so yeah this one wearing
304:46
pretty epic pretty pog champ oh my god
304:49
let me do you already have a song bikini
304:52
no why would i need that i don't think
304:54
i'm ever gonna use that thing ever
304:56
because why would i ever wear a [ __ ]
304:58
bikini
304:59
i'm not gonna wear a bikini in in spain
305:12
you know the skirts and dresses thing
305:21
you have at least two or three swimsuits
305:23
that fit you yeah no i know
305:26
okay well no that guy's stuff shut up
305:28
i just want to clarify you know skills
305:30
and dresses thing
305:32
what about the swimming trunks because i
305:34
need swimming trunks or something like
305:36
you know
305:44
you have at least two or three swimsuits
305:46
that fit you
306:04
that's so cold you just copy pasted the
306:07
last [ __ ] message
306:12
time to go on amazon
306:15
time to go on amazon
306:18
give me a moment
306:20
[ __ ]
306:28
checking out no [ __ ] ticking it out
306:31
at fence to [ __ ] boy
306:33
no i'm not chickening out
306:36
i'm just finding something
306:38
maybe a little bit more appropriate
306:44
okay
306:48
oh my god
306:51
today's spanish lesson my sumatra why
306:54
reproducible
306:56
what is that
306:57
okay
306:58
right chat wait wait okay stop wait wait
307:02
boys okay
307:12
it's a swimsuit
307:16
it's a swimsuit
307:18
it works
307:23
it counts as what you're just saying it
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counts as what in what category
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as what it counts as what
307:39
for female swimsuit we
307:41
fair enough if you want to
307:43
if you're honest oh my god if you want
307:45
to spend money when you have the ones
307:47
you've used on stream before that's fine
307:52
well but the ones i have
307:54
okay well first of all i think i threw a
307:56
couple of them away
307:57
i think i really genuinely i have only
308:00
bikinis because like i've kept the one i
308:02
got sent and i've kept the very first
308:04
one you know the one where it's like
308:06
it's like a bra and then it's like a
308:08
two-piece thing
308:09
i've got that
308:11
um but i don't have the uh
308:14
i sent you one which one did you send me
308:17
i don't have because i might have thrown
308:19
one away i might have thrown a couple
308:20
away because one or two away i don't
308:22
remember if i i know i throw one away
308:24
you threw my gifts away on some well
308:26
i've worn it already
308:29
in my defense i didn't think i'd get any
308:30
use out of it from a 24-hour stream
308:35
that might have been the one that might
308:37
have been the one that went i mean
308:38
technically it's it's still in the house
308:41
i haven't thrown it away yet it's still
308:42
somewhere
308:43
but like
308:45
that's like a pretty [ __ ]
308:46
[Music]
308:48
it's a pretty [ __ ] out there uh it
308:50
was cute yeah no it was great um
308:53
but you know i think there are better
308:55
options you know like let's uh you know
308:57
like
308:58
there are this is this is solid right
309:01
there was um
309:04
yeah they've got like a bit of a bit of
309:05
shorts to him a little bit oh [ __ ] yeah
309:10
[ __ ] yeah
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okay
309:17
oh [ __ ]
309:18
let's go let's go loose
309:22
swimsuit i know the inchworm is small
309:25
but wear something appropriate
309:29
[ __ ] yeah
309:33
okay
309:35
i'm playing with definitions a little
309:36
bit here
309:39
of what is acceptable and not
309:42
but i do need at least a swimsuit
309:45
because
309:47
you would need stuck with this though
309:56
my [ __ ] god
310:00
[Music]
310:05
oh but all this is [ __ ]
310:10
huh
310:12
is that even a swimsuit there's leggings
310:14
in the [ __ ] [ __ ]
310:17
[Music]
310:20
it's
310:25
a leo heck swimsuit
310:35
oh my [ __ ] god
310:40
jesus christ maybe not this is getting
310:42
complicated for no reason no it's
310:44
getting complicated for a very good
310:46
reason did you throw away the green
310:48
bikini i swear god i will cry at you if
310:51
you threw that one away it's a quality
310:54
garment and it's not that revealing
310:56
considering what it is
310:58
it's a bikini i'm this is what do you
311:01
mean comparatively comparatively bro
311:05
what do you mean
311:06
this one comes with a hat i mean come on
311:11
someone asked me what the ninth letter
311:13
of the alphabet was
311:15
it was a complete guess but i was
311:30
[ __ ] it doesn't come in time [ __ ] this
311:32
one doesn't come in time it comes on
311:33
october 16 15. oh [ __ ] me
311:36
really
311:40
bro
311:41
i don't want to go in like
311:43
[ __ ] like this oh [ __ ] dude
311:50
be something normal be on time
311:54
ah that's [ __ ]
311:57
oh [ __ ]
311:59
this is still not great
312:04
oh the hat
312:05
do i get the hat
312:07
i want the hat
312:16
just get whatever swimsuit you feel like
312:17
i'm too tired talking don't do that
312:20
don't do the [ __ ] oh
312:22
shut up here's what will happen you'll
312:24
forget to pack until the last minute
312:26
because you've been playing factorio for
312:28
36 hours you're right throw a bunch of
312:31
hoodies in your suitcase then buy one
312:33
pair of shorts in marbella and wear them
312:36
every day you are there
312:38
no
312:39
i mean i will definitely forget to pack
312:41
until i'm i don't i will definitely
312:43
forget to pack because i'm playing
312:44
factorio but no i'm gonna [ __ ] i'm
312:46
following through on this because
312:48
they're being they're being [ __ ]
312:49
about it and i'm gonna prove them wrong
312:51
and as i'm gonna get to my bae and
312:53
they're gonna come on stream and they're
312:54
gonna admit that of their wrongdoings
312:59
just use the hot tub
313:01
all these dad jokes in a database
313:06
that one just hurt that one just hurt my
313:08
soul
313:11
[Music]
313:14
counters bad dreams i know you will pick
313:17
out a great suit
313:22
this is stupid
313:29
this one's longer you are the reason i
313:31
became addicted to factorio by the way
313:34
let's go oh it's not even black really
313:36
[ __ ] medium black
313:40
[ __ ] delivery times bro let me get
313:43
something [ __ ] normal
313:45
that's
313:46
this is terrible what the [ __ ]
313:50
i could i could make my own one
313:55
that's just a bikini that's not at all
313:56
what i search for
313:59
i have such limited options there
314:04
let's just grab this one
314:12
the ones you want before you wouldn't
314:13
arrive on time because no one buys them
314:16
is there a normal
314:18
i don't know if i'll grab this [ __ ]
314:19
one
314:20
uh it's just a normal looking one bro
314:28
need just a plain one
314:34
okay
314:35
oh my [ __ ] god
314:37
why is it going me it what size of my
314:40
[ __ ] what size my medium eight to ten
314:42
[ __ ] that's gonna it might be just too
314:44
tight and it comes really [ __ ] late
314:46
ah okay
314:51
i'm significantly peeved at this
314:58
they know their stores outside a
314:59
computer good point good point but i
315:01
don't know if i want to go swimsuit
315:03
shopping
315:04
in real life
315:08
oh god
315:13
swimsuit dress
315:18
okay
315:20
there are better results but like these
315:22
are just two pieces with a skirt on them
315:29
these are the same results
315:34
these are the same results these are
315:36
arguably worse results
315:42
i mean [ __ ]
315:56
just
315:57
one that's normal please
315:59
this is so [ __ ] stupid
316:01
okay swimsuits with a skirt will add a
316:03
lot of drag
316:07
yeah i'm worried about speed bro
316:13
is this plus size
316:15
that's plus size [ __ ] i was like why is
316:16
the only size option large
316:18
uh
316:20
why does it take so long for pirates to
316:23
learn the alphabet because they can
316:25
spend years at sea
316:28
that's so [ __ ] stupid
316:32
uh
316:33
like how they don't they just they list
316:34
like label sizes this and then they
316:36
don't list the [ __ ] size
316:40
well now when does this come
316:43
dude okay [ __ ] hold on i'm gonna take
316:45
this onto my prime account
316:47
and see like
316:48
and load this up
316:50
to see if it's got better results
316:53
for delivery it doesn't i'm gonna
316:55
[ __ ] i'm gonna flip [ __ ]
316:59
okay
317:02
this one i bought you a war and then
317:04
threw away yeah this was the same page i
317:06
was on [ __ ] hot um
317:11
yeah this was the same page i was on too
317:14
this this is the one oh [ __ ] wait i'd
317:16
[ __ ] okay hold on
317:22
copy that
317:24
go to you good are you
317:27
this yeah this was this is the one that
317:29
you got made they make women swim trunks
317:33
i know but that's the thing if i'm
317:34
[ __ ] uh what's it called
317:38
i want something that i don't have to
317:39
like tuck with
317:41
that's my issue
317:44
it was a size 14 that wasn't exactly too
317:46
big yeah no that's what i mean so that
317:49
would work
317:50
um
317:53
i'm trying to see if there's one that's
317:54
not bright blue
317:58
okay that works that's black that's like
317:59
the most
318:00
black dark one so i was getting one with
318:03
flowers on him
318:04
okay right [ __ ] it
318:10
but
318:12
if i seem to remember this right it was
318:13
a really [ __ ] it was really short oh
318:16
god okay
318:18
well i wore it once
318:26
see all buying options what why can i
318:28
not buy it let me buy it bro
318:32
the one i picked doesn't have any
318:35
the one i picked doesn't have anything
318:37
okay [ __ ] okay fine just ride a
318:39
chapstick what a great idea full fanboy
318:41
with the bulge
318:45
my god
318:48
swimming gear tends to be short
318:50
really i would have never guessed i
318:52
would have never guessed that
319:05
the one you linked as well is also sold
319:06
out by the way so clearly a very popular
319:08
pattern
319:11
okay i'm fine
319:13
i'll get this one
319:17
does it really matter if you tuck or not
319:19
once you hit the cold water it will
319:22
disappear anyways
319:25
yes i'm getting this one
319:29
that's like the most
319:31
down like
319:32
returns
319:33
shut up
319:35
thanks
319:38
okay
319:41
what about normal boys swim trunks with
319:43
a bikini top i see a lot of girls
319:46
wearing that combo
320:06
[Music]
320:10
couldn't you buy a swimsuit and then
320:11
trunks separate mayhaps
320:14
quite possibly
320:17
they're being dicks about it
320:20
[ __ ] it fine no i'm wearing no no no
320:21
[ __ ] you i'm i'm wearing a swimsuit i'm
320:23
wearing i've got a swimsuit tankini's
320:25
are usually longer right i don't know
320:27
what that is
320:29
uh i'll google it but i'm i'm wearing
320:31
this
320:32
no big dicks about it no fine well i
320:34
don't have a better word for it
320:38
but
320:39
just search women's board shorts unless
320:42
you really want to one piece
320:46
i'm trying to find something that maybe
320:48
covers my
320:49
big
320:50
balls
320:52
okay
320:59
oh wait what the [ __ ] hold on
321:09
[Music]
321:12
if you think thursdays are depressing
321:15
just wait two days
321:16
because then it will be saturday
321:20
i found one i found a good one i think
321:23
and also oh my god that's depressing
321:32
why is it that all these people
321:34
have the worst [ __ ]
321:37
anyway okay i've i've got i've i've got
321:39
some okay i've got some it's fine i [ __ ]
321:42
i figured it out you know me our eyes
321:44
will never let you do this right do what
321:49
do what
321:51
get a mankini holy [ __ ] i think they
321:54
trade that how many heels do you have
321:55
for your collection yeah no shot uh for
321:58
a friendly one with frills around the
322:00
chest and waist
322:02
uh no that's a bad idea that makes me
322:05
kind of stick out even more um
322:07
so i see no shot you can do it so i
322:11
don't it depends what you mean marisa
322:13
will never let me do what cause she'll
322:15
let me do this if you mean just dress up
322:17
um but you know
322:21
let's [ __ ] go
322:22
i'm ordering some swimsuits dude
322:25
i'm wearing two f1n i know you are
322:27
frustrated with john and stove but be
322:29
honest they are right no they're not no
322:32
they're not
322:34
no they're not no they're not no they're
322:36
not
322:37
no they're not
322:40
you're wrong
322:44
incorrect
322:46
little shitty then they're not right we
322:49
are just a minute you won't do it back
322:51
up no i've already ordered them be a man
322:53
[ __ ] no no
322:55
like a man
323:19
jonathan
323:22
jonathan
323:24
you don't want to be a man dude
323:30
i know what you're trying to do
323:32
i know what you're trying to do
323:35
you're saying it
323:36
[Music]
323:37
[ __ ]
323:40
pricier but women's shorty wetsuit
323:51
[Music]
323:53
oh yeah i mean i wouldn't get it
323:55
down the tree just by looking at it i
323:58
know it's hard to believe but i saw it
324:00
with my own two eyes oh my god
324:04
that one's pretty [ __ ] bad
324:06
i know what he's trying to do because
324:08
on the surface yes technically me saying
324:11
like okay let's not wear dresses and
324:14
[ __ ] whatever all the time in my bear
324:17
and backing out of it would be being a
324:19
man
324:20
sure but it's the [ __ ] principle of
324:24
it that he's like doesn't oh
324:30
don't eat
324:32
that that i don't even have words
324:51
just back out already no
324:55
no
324:56
i'm gonna make you admit that you're
324:58
wrong did the ocean say to the beach
325:00
nothing it just waved oh my
325:12
[Music]
325:14
this is gonna be another one too
325:16
my first time have sex was like my first
325:19
time riding a bike my dad was holding me
325:22
from behind i read it before i read it
325:24
before it read out
325:26
god damn it
325:29
we know you after a while
325:36
yeah sure listen
325:38
i would consider this be i would
325:40
consider going through with it being a
325:42
man i would consider going through with
325:44
it being a man not
325:46
uh not the other way around i'm not
325:48
gonna i'm not gonna [ __ ] out of it it's
325:50
uh i've you're okay listen
325:53
in response you're trying to get away
325:55
from this
325:56
because you you now figured out well go
325:59
on then yeah well i am the [ __ ] it you i
326:01
think you're just slowly figuring out
326:04
that like oh [ __ ] finn might actually
326:06
prove me wrong on this one and you're
326:08
gonna have to admit that you were wrong
326:10
to everyone
326:12
and now you're scared
326:16
as well back out now you're gonna do it
326:17
eventually no i'm not you [ __ ] oh you
326:19
[ __ ]
326:22
i've got [ __ ] dresses for days
326:24
[ __ ] i'm only going there for a
326:26
few days i'm going there for like five
326:28
days four days technically five days
326:30
yeah
326:33
oh no i'll have to say i'm wrong
326:38
okay
326:42
at the gas station used to be free but
326:44
now it's one dollar and fifty cents
326:47
that's because of inflation
326:53
[Music]
326:57
also to be clear we ain't saying that to
326:59
insult you or to be mean to you we just
327:01
know how you work and how often you try
327:03
to dodge things you agreed to we love
327:06
you but we can't always have faith in
327:08
what you do xd
327:14
i'm gonna start packing i've got my
327:16
suitcase [ __ ] ready i'm i'm
327:18
envisioning in my mind what i'm gonna be
327:20
wearing there
327:22
i'm ah
327:26
okay
327:32
[Music]
327:34
all right
327:35
just do what you feel comfortable with
327:38
you won't be enjoying your stay if you
327:40
don't
327:47
[Music]
327:48
i've got some new converse there's some
327:51
good flats while i'm there now you're
327:53
gonna walk the walk
327:56
what is this [ __ ] x factor
327:59
[ __ ]
328:02
[Music]
328:03
i yeah [ __ ] you i am this stream is a
328:07
case study in procrastination and
328:09
avoidance no it's not listen okay fam i
328:14
do you shave your arms uh i don't
328:16
usually but i really should um
328:18
especially if i go i'll i'll shave them
328:20
before i go i just i don't shave him
328:22
with a razor i shave him with an
328:23
electric razor because if you shave your
328:25
arms with a like an actual razor
328:28
you don't want to do that
328:30
pro tip
328:31
i went to the beekeeper to get 12 b's he
328:34
counted 13 and i said you gave me an
328:36
extra that's a freebie [ __ ] i saw it
328:40
coming too
328:42
it's so bad
328:46
why don't eggs tell jokes
328:48
they'd crack each other up
328:56
you've never been on this subreddit egg
328:58
irl they tell jokes all the time
329:00
oh they do crack each other though yeah
329:02
[ __ ] you're right
329:03
this holds true
329:06
okay look
329:14
oh my god i'm gonna sneeze
329:18
oh my god holy [ __ ]
329:20
i need sandals i'm gonna want sandals i
329:22
don't know i want sandals
329:25
fam
329:26
and immediately he's like would you like
329:28
to buy these again it's just four pairs
329:30
of heels like [ __ ] when i search sandals
329:32
i've just never bought sandals
329:35
oh my god
329:38
do i need to specifically be looking for
329:40
women's sandals or can i just wear
329:41
regular sandals
329:44
oh my god there's win there's men's and
329:46
women's oh my god the men's ones look so
329:48
[ __ ] dorky
329:50
okay this one looks normal all right
329:56
uh get those wedges
329:59
oh [ __ ] uh with their heels what's your
330:01
ring size i want to propose through mail
330:05
i've never measured my rings i know i
330:06
have i just don't know it someone may
330:08
know it it might be on a wiki
330:10
um
330:11
i don't know though but you could send
330:13
me a diamond ring through the postal
330:16
service
330:17
wait okay
330:19
am i supposed to be in heels for any
330:21
part of this am i supposed to be in
330:22
heels
330:30
no okay solid
330:31
all right sandals it is
330:35
i don't think so i'm like three times a
330:38
week
330:38
go month
330:40
three times a week
330:42
what if it was staggered right so it's
330:44
like
330:45
you know
330:48
so it's like the gap in the holidays
330:50
like the other days the four days
330:52
so i'll like i'll have one day in there
330:54
where i wear heels then like and then i
330:56
sandwich it with a bunch of heel dies on
330:58
the other sides
330:59
that would see that's smart
331:02
i would only need to wear heels once in
331:05
theory
331:09
according to the secret info fins ring
331:11
says 50 millimeters [ __ ] okay fine then
331:14
there is like a straight up index i
331:15
guess there's a wiki yeah yeah i knew
331:18
someone would have it thanks stuff
331:21
okay
331:23
holy [ __ ]
331:25
i'm trying to find some sandals why do
331:27
why do people bother putting [ __ ]
331:29
heels on saddles look at this oh [ __ ]
331:33
oh my god
331:35
i finally committed to you damn egg
331:40
thank you
331:40
look what what the [ __ ] is this they put
331:43
why why bother putting a heel on a
331:45
sandal
331:46
it's like clocks holy
331:49
why bother though
331:53
they're like a lot of money too look at
331:55
this
331:57
my god man
331:59
jesus
332:01
granny shoes indeed oh okay
332:07
let's grab [ __ ] i'm just trying to find
332:09
normal a normal pair of sandals bro
332:12
why is there nothing
332:18
prada [ __ ] yeah
332:21
300 pounds sandals that i'm gonna wear
332:24
once
332:26
oh wait can i buy one from crocs unisex
332:29
wait chat i need it i need a i need to
332:30
go ahead
332:32
i need to go ahead on these shoes
332:37
i need to go ahead
332:38
what do you think what are we thinking
332:40
boys
332:42
coming black they do look at that
332:44
shit's
332:54
also [ __ ] terrible joke
332:56
oh my god that's [ __ ]
332:58
hideous i'm not gonna wear these
333:01
i i'd wear the black ones and that's it
333:03
i'm not gonna like [ __ ] electric pink
333:09
electric pink
333:10
jesus
333:12
uh
333:15
let's see
333:18
oh [ __ ]
333:20
sandals
333:22
sandals i guess women
333:25
okay
333:32
[ __ ] it they look supportive of our
333:34
ankles
333:37
why they gotta heal [ __ ] it it's such a
333:38
small heel
333:39
uh
333:40
my size [ __ ] dude it's gonna be so hard
333:43
finding any of my size i'm gonna have to
333:44
go men's i think bro
333:47
this may be the only time
333:52
am i good too
333:54
am i allowed
333:56
am i chat give it pretty quick yep
333:59
because i know there's not going to be a
334:00
size 11.
334:02
um i mean there might be but [ __ ] i
334:04
don't know if i want to look for it
334:07
[Music]
334:10
you can search women's sandals size 11.
334:12
[ __ ]
334:13
can you though
334:19
oh you can oh you [ __ ] can holy [ __ ]
334:21
i didn't know that was that
334:24
oh all right you can do that
334:26
never mind i'm wrong
334:28
uh
334:30
[Music]
334:33
there we go can i get a milk chain
334:36
hopefully not
334:38
bam crocs again
334:40
crocs again baby what do you think
334:44
flip flops this time let's go
334:47
croc hours
334:52
everyone's deleting the milk pink
334:56
they're both horrifying
334:58
they're both horrified okay they're sold
335:01
out there sort out there there we go so
335:02
it looks like we're gonna have to gonna
335:04
have to get these ones because they're
335:06
the only ones
335:07
in my uh in my size i'm so sorry
335:11
you know these are the only ones in my
335:12
size that are for sale bro what can i
335:14
say oh perfect
335:18
okay
335:35
[Laughter]
335:41
oh my god
335:49
they they do come in my size technically
335:56
jesus [ __ ]
336:02
all right i'll grab these
336:04
along with my uh my growing beach
336:07
related orders
336:10
oh my god what the [ __ ]
336:15
why would i want to buy a used one what
336:17
am i poor
336:20
it gives me the option
336:22
okay let's grab that
336:24
ah why is it whenever i add something to
336:25
a basket then they suggest the stuff
336:27
like cool stuff
336:32
good shipping time yeah comes
336:33
technically tomorrow
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okay
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okay
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[Music]
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all righty
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all righty
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okay
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what else do i need for this ship what
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else am i going to need for this you're
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overthinking it no i'm not i'm just
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buying stuff what do i need
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your feet look great in them great what
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do i need for this thing i haven't i
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haven't been abroad in [ __ ] years
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sunglasses i think i have sunglasses
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actually i'm going to borrow one of
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marisa's she has like a [ __ ] prada
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pair of sunglasses i'm just going to use
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that it's going to be cool they look
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they do look nice though hair ties i
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have hair ties huge dildo i have plenty
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of those so i won't need any more
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uh and i'm already taking at least three
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one for every hole
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uh
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lots of sunscreen i've got that
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i will donate you a thousand dollars
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please do
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what for
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butt plugs again plenty
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plenty of those
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[Music]
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we already got some electrical adapters
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actually marisa brought me some
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electrical
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[ __ ] yeah okay
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beach bag towel we also have a towel
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[ __ ] i just realized marisa has
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definitely thought this through more
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than me
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a boyfriend can you buy that
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definitely
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sunglasses got sunglasses sunscreen got
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that beach bag don't have a bag
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but then why would you want it
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i [ __ ] just grab a plastic bag bro
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i'll just carry it
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other outfits no i'm all right i think
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i've got enough
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uh [ __ ]
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this is how i'm just gonna look at all
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the time with the with my hair up and
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stuff just throughout the entire holiday
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okay
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[ __ ]
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i saw this thing
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that on tick-tock they look cool it was
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like a makeup scrunchie bag that looks
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really [ __ ] dope which is like
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exactly what i kind of need to do [ __ ]
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like this
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uh
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that'd be kind of dope
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i might get one of those
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i'm gonna get one of those
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okay
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i'm gonna get one of those
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all
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right
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i got one of those what else waterproof
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phone case phone's already waterproof i
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bought the new iphone or at least you
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know not the new iphone that's garbage
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but you know didn't they do 120 hertz on
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the new iphone isn't that that's kind of
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cool i don't i wish they did anything
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other than that i wish they did anything
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i wish they did that two phones ago and
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i wish this was actually something good
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that they're doing you know something
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interesting
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put a [ __ ] fingerprint sensor for
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christ's sake
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[Music]
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fanboy search for travel cosmetics
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skirts and dresses often don't have
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pockets you will need a purse
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it doesn't match stuff but i've got a
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purse
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i already took pictures i already took
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pictures for instagram i'm good
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you got some in the po box yeah no i've
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got i've got a uh i've got a
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handbag i've got two handbags one of
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them is [ __ ] tiny and can barely fit
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a phone in it and the other one is
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actually pretty good so i've got i've
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got a handbag
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dude the physical cringe of me saying
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that
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yeah or purse even whatever it is
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fine
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she got a new wallet like that she'd get
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like a little little
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like a pink wallet you know to really
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match it i've got i've do my wallet's
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quite nice it's like a leather wallet
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got for a birthday it's pretty epic
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uh
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you know that's what it was called yeah
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no it's a cool pattern yeah i know i
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know i i know you're on about i know
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i've got i've got that one i've also got
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a black one that's like a little bit
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bigger too
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all right
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uh
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one of the rich people should buy finn a
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good bag no they shouldn't [ __ ] bags
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are such a ripoff i considering them in
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the same range as like
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i guess i was gonna say shoes but like
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some shoes aren't a ripoff but like uh i
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don't know like if you want yeezys or
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something zero reason to buy real ones
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there's no way
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put all makeup mirror oh [ __ ] yeah
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that's cool
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there's one that's like sits flat okay
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pog champ
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how big is that [ __ ] i don't know how
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big this is
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why does it not give me a measurement
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six inches eight inches
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well that's
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it's quite small
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ah [ __ ] that's good enough
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all right
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eight inches is never good enough for me
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boys
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just so you know
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i'll stick to buying dresses shoes home
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appliances rather than bankrupting
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myself with thin bag yeah please don't
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don't buy me expensive like don't buy me
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expensive [ __ ] unless it's really cool
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um
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you know feel free to get me like a
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[ __ ]
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i don't know
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something called some cool [ __ ] but not
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don't don't but don't waste money on me
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bro
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don't waste money on a [ __ ] like uh
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louis vuitton bag that cost five
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fifty thousand dollars
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why because some [ __ ] guy called
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lewis put his name on it
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someone in [ __ ] some oem can make it
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ten times for some guy some oem can make
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it 50 times cheaper anyway
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cancels order for louboutin shoes damn i
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could have had them it wouldn't have
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mattered i wouldn't have give a [ __ ]
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like this thing i don't think if you
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bought me any like some fancy ass shoes
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i don't think i would have cared i think
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i'd be like holy [ __ ]
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this is worth a lot i'm never gonna wear
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him and there's no reason to
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you apply for a uk global health
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insurance card i don't know probably i
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think i have one i don't know
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okay we should be good i've been
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streaming for like almost six hours and
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my voice is giving out and i've got to
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do a podcast tomorrow where i've also
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got to look hot and be funny somehow
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i've got to change the funny bit i got
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to be funny instead um but i also have
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to look at him and talk a lot so
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just in case oh let me let me show you
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this what's the podcast pka
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all right
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oh my god i have somehow managed to not
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show ass in this yet even though it's
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like it's again
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[ __ ] it's
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you know like i did pretty good i did
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really good that i didn't show anyone
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my
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bare [ __ ] so anyway chat
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i will uh i'll see you in the next one
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[ __ ]
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uh
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oh my god it's not my [ __ ] [ __ ]
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all right chap
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want to change that not particularly i
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mean trust me if you are behind me right
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now you could definitely see my ass wait
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it's a mirror you kind of oh it's
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[ __ ] you can't even see it because
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it's so dark anyway boys i'll see you in
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the next one uh goodbye
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it was so fun
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and i cannot wait to prove these these
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dicks are wrong i cannot wait to prove
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john and stuff wrong thanks for all the
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stuff if you send stuff in p.o boxes
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there is more don't worry if i didn't
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open your thing it doesn't mean it's
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gone forever it means there's like
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there's like 10 more things downstairs
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that haven't opened yet
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uh sure [ __ ] okay [ __ ] i'll see you i'll
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see you in my i'll see you in spain
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jonathan and stuff bring it i look
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forward to the call i can't [ __ ] wait
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anyway see you boys peace i gotta go
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clean this goddamn room
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bye