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[Music]
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do
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[Music]
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it's me
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it's me
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it's me i'm back
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i'm back boys
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i got holes in my ears i got holes in my
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ears i got holes in my eyes i'm uh
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all right i did it i finally did it
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um i don't i don't look any good by the
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way i will warn you i haven't done any
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makeup and i'm kind of having a shitty
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skin day but i i'm here and uh
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ready
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what if i was just what if oh god okay
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ready
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i just i didn't get them pissed
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here they are
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yay finally ears pierced
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done
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you good
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i'm i'm [ __ ]
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i did it
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it was actually 80 it's been yeah you're
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right it's been 18 months since i
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promised to do this
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and i finally did it
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so
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we did it
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admittedly i didn't quite realize how
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much work's gonna come with them it's a
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lot apparently to you know make sure
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they don't uh fall off also or you know
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get infected or some [ __ ] um it's
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like
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months of just like twice a day off it's
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a pain in the ass plus i gotta keep them
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in
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like all the time like they just close
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up after like a day
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what
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i don't know if i'm on board with this
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i only realized this after the fact
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probably should have googled it i only
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had 18 months to figure out if it was
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going to be a good idea or not
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um
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but you know we will see
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if you take them out hole's gone yeah
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that's what i mean you gotta keep in for
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ages
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um
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so we'll see
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we'll see if i like really hate these or
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not but i did it yesterday i went to go
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see spider-man the much anticipated
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movie i went to go see spider-man uh
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like 9 45 a.m which was the first
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viewing in the uk so i was i was the
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first one to know um to see it all to
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see the ending to see that having a
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great day juicy
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visuals and everything it was great it
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was a good movie i won't spoil it for
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you
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it didn't it was good though it was very
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very good i'm not going to spoil it i'm
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not an [ __ ]
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um we've been watching tick tocks oh by
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the way if you're american or you
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haven't seen it yet or and you haven't
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seen it yet don't turn off tick tock
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dude that's just dangerous
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like i just today i've seen like
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15 spoilers it's insane
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anyway
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only took you two pregnancies worth of
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time i'm proud of you
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correct i could have um i could have had
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two children in this time
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what a good idea anyway uh what i was
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gonna say uh
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one for each hole
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anyway um
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what i was gonna say was i got that done
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yesterday i didn't stream because i was
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just tired as hell i ended up falling
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asleep like 5 p.m um but i do have one
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other thing i i i i did a bit um close
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up on the ears please hold on zoom in
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wow a little bit of blood
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a little bit of blood but not bad pretty
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good actually apparently i took to it
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well whoa lens
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anyway i only wanted to do a bit of a
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short stream today by the way so i'm
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very sorry um
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i i i didn't feel too great today i
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don't know why i'm just like you know no
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reason it's just not a good mood
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um
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so
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hell yep i i just didn't fit i see no
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but i clean it i'm a good cleaner i'm a
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good i take good care of it i'm gonna i
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was just in a bit of a weird mood i
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don't know why i just meant n5 to woke
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up on the wrong side of the bed i guess
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uh either way maybe it's the ear
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piercings they're like seeping into my
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bloodstream or something giving me has
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anyone ever told you that you look like
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calmer chris
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no i don't think i look like call me
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chris
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maybe i'm not thinking of a face right
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am i call me chris i in my head we don't
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we do not look anything alike
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yeah what
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what
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hello everybody and welcome
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oh whoa
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what
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nah
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i think she's got i think she's got that
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i think she gets the win on that one
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anyway um
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i don't think i look alike anyway
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um not the slightest boys um
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i i didn't feel too great so i decided i
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know exactly how to make myself feel a
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bit more in this spirit
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to show you what i've done it's stupid
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hold on
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so again i wasn't feeling too hot uh
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didn't know
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i don't know just didn't feel super
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happy so here's what i did
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i got myself a present
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to feel better
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seven months i wanted someone to say it
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not
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no one they always ask how's the game
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i'm not no i always ask where's the game
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or not how's the gamer
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i want this cake
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i wanted cake is it so bad
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um
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i haven't tried it yet it looks really
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[ __ ] good and it smells really
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[ __ ] good too
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um although this is a lot this was the
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smallest one they had we want the cake
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oh you can
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asmr eat with me the mukbang
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mukbang
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how do you pronounce it
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never cut towards yourself unless you're
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me
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okay
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have you guys ever seen these before
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what are these
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i always see these biscuits everywhere
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and i have no idea what they're called
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they're really good though i've heard
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nice
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really good cookie
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anyway
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cheez-its oh
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don't taste much like cheese
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weird
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diet's ruined and i hope you're happy i
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am because mine is too all right hold on
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let me kill the gamer
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gamer's going
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all right game is getting cut in half
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and slice some cake all right
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nice
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all right there's my slice
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i'll cut one off for a reason as well
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why should chat be the only one that
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gets cake
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yeah bruiser can have a bit of a bigger
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one
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hold on
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looking good
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i need to oh
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i need a plate
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ah there we go
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nice
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eight month pog how are you doing
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get a grip man
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whoa holy [ __ ] this is nice
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what the [ __ ] do they put in that
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you guys really don't seem to like me
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much anymore what's up with you
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what happened i feel bad today why are
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you being so mean to me
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that cut deserves jail time
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but it tastes great i think it makes it
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taste better like you know um
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you know sandwiches when they cut into
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triangles they always taste better
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is that pentacle on your chest for
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summoning bobs
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yes
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these this is what's responsible to make
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them bigger and larger depending on the
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scenario
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here's some damn good cake
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[Music]
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hell yeah long time meet peter first
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time donator love your content lady rose
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oh
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that's so nice of you
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long time meat beater
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oh
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sorry i forgot
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um
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hold on chat lost its sympathy a long
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time ago good luck trying to find it
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again
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and with you ah and with your cake sir
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what would you like to pair it with well
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what would you like to pair it with well
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let me uh
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i would like
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the finest
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whatever your finest
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feeling down and now eating cake
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f1 nn is it that time of the month
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i want your finest beverage sir
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well certainly
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monster ultra sugar-free gives you a
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kick of energy and has no sugar in it
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you know to remain healthy with your
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meal
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oh
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my favorite pairing with a chocolate
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cake
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the sweetness really adds to the the
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sweetness ah
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salt
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full of salt what the [ __ ]
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no sugar it's an energy it's a sugar oh
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my god it's sugar-free we just replaced
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it with salt oh
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piercings there it is
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hmm
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you want to be um
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you want to be upset by something
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you want to be upset by something watch
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this all right
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when you play pay very close attention
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look at my ears
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look at my ears
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look at
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where the piercings are
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they aren't even are they
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[Music]
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one of them is like a millimeter
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above it
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one of them is like one millimeter
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it's insane
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i didn't
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and the thing is it doesn't actually
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bother me but it bothers the [ __ ] out of
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marisa
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i mean
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laugh i made rose laugh i made rose
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laugh i made rose laugh i made rose
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laughs
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it was a good joke hold on
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yeah plus it's not actually that
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noticeable
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i just know i can point it out to you
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and it would ruin your day
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yeah like i think uh yeah this side is
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slightly higher or something
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you'll have to let them heal over and
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then get them redone i guess
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oh i'm not getting them redone
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i think this is fine um
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we will see i think what i may do is
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just test out the ear piercing thing
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because you can just take them out
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i'll test it out for a bit obviously 12
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months punk and if it becomes really
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[ __ ] annoying because there's a lot
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of risks with it i guess so they hurt
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the
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it's like um
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[Music]
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i would say the pain is like uh
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have you ever had a needle that hurt
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kind of bad in your arms
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more painful than a needle on your arm i
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guess
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uh also it's near more nerves it feels
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bigger it definitely is bigger than
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needle
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did you eat the cake without the crust
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love your ear studs did the piercing
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hurt
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i i just explained this
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okay thanks stuff
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um
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is there something big inside the hole
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inside my hole yeah
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man
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it's like the size of a cocktail stick
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oh yeah it's not fun don't i like oh
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[ __ ]
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is it being weird i think it's fine
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are they titanium piercings i got no
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clue
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i did google it though if it's gold
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apparently it's gonna be terrible
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i need a name
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chris
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but spelt with a k and no h
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like an idiot put the loops on i'm not
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gonna [ __ ] with them i'm not gonna take
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him out and and stuff i literally just
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got them done they're not done healing
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yet apparently i got to give that weeks
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i got to give it like at least at least
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like
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10 weeks or some [ __ ]
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6 to 12 weeks or like 10 weeks to heal
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and then you can [ __ ] with them more but
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then like
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i don't know
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what's been saying chris
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that's what i want the uh
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that's what i want that's what i want
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the baby to be called thank you for the
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nine month sub and the three months sub
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and the prime and the other prime thank
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you
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you dtf
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what's that mean
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is that some sort of oh is that some
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sort of drug reference am i gonna have
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to get the po-po out
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hey uh aqua shut the [ __ ] up i wasn't
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meant to do that
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you know what you said i'm just talking
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to you right now okay that doesn't exist
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piercing feels like a big needle fanboy
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somehow surprised
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um
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yeah but like i heard a bit more but the
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guy was very nice
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oh my god yeah i get months on months
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boy eei
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oh
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hell yeah thanks for 13 months in german
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space thanks for [ __ ] 19 months
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that's the first 19-month one i've seen
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hell yeah thank you
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and by the way i'm not getting a
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nose-placing yeah yeah what was about to
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say was having that piercing done makes
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me not want to get another piercing i
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thought it would actually hurt less than
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what it did and i'm i'm a [ __ ] so like
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uh it was bad and i i i i wouldn't get
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another piercing that was not fun
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oh dude i saw like
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hey chat hi finn john here i haven't
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been here in a while took a break from
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social media for around two months and i
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spent the last two weeks in the hospital
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don't worry i'm fine
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actually i came back early because they
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had coveted cases and had to send us
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home to be honest
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to be honest uh i don't know if i was
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ever gonna come back or how i would come
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back even how about a 20 black tier 3
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sub uh i'm happy i did though uh love to
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everyone and thanks for loving uh thanks
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for the loving messages during my break
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even yours finn
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hi john
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why were you in the hospital john what
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happened
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[ __ ] dude i'm glad you're well
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we missed you we were worried about you
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there he is in chat john
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boys i hope the council will take good
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care of you in the group chats and stuff
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welcome back dude
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i had cake you want some this is epic
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game running i am not up to date what is
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the box situation
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ah well lucky for you there's a
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handy-dandy site you can go on to it's
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called is it goalmonth.com uh a little
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chassis who made it one of one of my
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supporters or my fans maggie
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is here for 16 months already
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feel free to go check it out
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it's very good site it looks like
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basically everything i've ever done and
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will do i think she backdated it right
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like it's it's
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it's uh from everything oh no
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it's not on the site but i know for a
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fact there's a what's it called i think
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she did something where she put
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everything
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even going back all the girls over he'll
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have the cake wait i live near blackpool
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i'm on youtube you should come one day
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it's now back today to 20 to 19. all
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wednesday update gonna be pushed
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let me know
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is risa around yeah also how was the
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spidey movie
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very good
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the spider-man movie was [ __ ]
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fantastic dude
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it was um it was so fun i'm not gonna
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spoil it again i'm good don't worry you
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can just trust you went to the pier with
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your spider gwen costume
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do you feel more like a woman now
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no oh well
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technically yeah or not no not
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spider-gwen i just i had a um a
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spider-man sweatshirt which was very
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nice
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there's a link at the top oh
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[Music]
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bunk oh
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weird question does that knife have a
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mechanism that prevents it from pushing
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up the blade if the opening is blocked
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what knife
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we're not supposed to talk about that is
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he
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uh i can show you every other knife
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though
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that one
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that one that one that one we got to
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keep on the low
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anyway
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thanks for the photo
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uh do you think
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do you think fixing eyebrows and getting
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lashes makes face more feminine with
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that even without makeup oh my god yeah
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what are you kidding me should i shut up
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blue it's fine um
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dude if you overlaid
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like
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me
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without i
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if you overlay me without eyelashes
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uh without eyelashes and my eyebrows
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were bushier yeah also it makes a
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difference how you pose your face like
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if you go kind of completely dead face
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you look a lot more masculine than just
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doing a
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little bit of work with a smile or
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something i don't know
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plus
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uh i don't know if it's just me
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but ever like when i have smooth skin i
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think it's less oh sorry it's more
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feminine like when your skin's really
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good it's kind of more more feminine i
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guess makes you look a bit more
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girly
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so
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yeah you don't have to wear makeup
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the caddy is also helped yeah
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um
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where'd you get the hoodie uh cool
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shirts
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mat the the the cool shirts it's the
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australian one cool shirt it's literally
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just called cool shirts the website they
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have some [ __ ] cool stuff that i
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couldn't get my hands on
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i want to see it it's like cool shirts
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with a zed by the way
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cool shirts yeah
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they had some really cool stuff but i
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was like i couldn't get it in time
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which i'm annoyed by i even idea max
23:26
mofo to see if i could get um
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to see if i could get what's it called
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yeah to see if i could get some of the
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stuff that it's uh sold out
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i couldn't
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i'm upset i couldn't leverage my
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my my uh my follow back on twitter
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but very cool anyway
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explain what happened to you now oh yeah
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sorry i lost the nail i lost two nails
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look at that
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oh no look that one's gone too
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uh yeah no i lost one i in the dumbest
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way too all in the same day what i did
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was
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my fridge my fridge has this spirit i
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know my fridge has this very specific
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thing where it doesn't have a handle
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that you like
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that you like grip it doesn't have like
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a it's sticking out from there and you
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go
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you know it doesn't do that it's um
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it's just like this slot right and that
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proves really easy for anyone without
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you know inch long fake nails but as
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soon as you try and like do that if you
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slip when i first found you i was a
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cisgendered lesbian and now i'm
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non-binary and omnisexual this one was
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worth not going to lie you kind of had a
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role in that sorry not sorry
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what is omnisexual
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i don't know if i know what omnisexual
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is actually i will google it um however
24:50
or i guarantee you someone's going to
24:51
explain it to me better in chat but uh
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look at this this one
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oh this this one i decided that i was
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going to play some vr i really i've been
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though just been killing time with vr
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recently
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um and i i just
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i slapped to do in the face
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but the dude wasn't a dude it was a
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brick wall
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uh my brick wall and i couldn't see it
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because by add vr goggles on so i just
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kind of [ __ ] slapped the wall and
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this one this one decided it was gonna
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yield itself away from me
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uh didn't want to be on my fingernail
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anymore and now it actually look it's
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like red underneath the hospital thing
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was planned don't worry it was basically
25:33
a re-education center i feel better than
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when i left and i got tons of projects i
25:38
had time to think about and also since i
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started exercising again in late october
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i lost 11 kilograms pog [ __ ] me
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[ __ ] we lost the same amount of
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weight you lost it in a much shorter
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time but [ __ ] in hell
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good job
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jesus christ
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good job john
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i'm glad you're doing well
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it's not like an unhealthy amount of
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weight for your current weight right
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because that could be i guess kind of
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dangerous if you lost if you you know if
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you're 50 kept strong if you're 50 kgs
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and you lost 11 that'd be pretty bad
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nah okay cool it's good
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that's what we call a puggers moment i
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was [ __ ] this close that close to
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getting them to put pog champ on it
26:28
um but i figured they wouldn't actually
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ride it because they wouldn't know what
26:31
it meant they might think it's like a
26:32
slur or something so they didn't i
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didn't get them to do that i didn't want
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to scare them
26:37
we ever will you ever get a nose
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piercing no mama is one of those
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uh no uh nasty disgusting awful person
26:45
just because of that
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uh i i don't know the nose piercings
26:49
never like the one on the side he knows
26:51
looks weird to me
26:52
one the acceptance people should post
26:54
pictures of your ear piercings on
26:55
twitter no because people are gonna say
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they're uneven
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uh
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i'm trying to find something that's like
27:02
a makeshift plate right now that i can
27:04
give teresa
27:06
what can i use as a plate that's around
27:08
i have
27:10
the bottom of a shoe she'd get mad at me
27:12
for that
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damn
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okay
27:23
i'll have to use part of my makeshift
27:25
plate i'm gonna bring her some cake
27:27
just get a [ __ ]
27:29
you know i got a better idea
27:33
wait
27:36
i thought i'm i'm just going to call her
27:38
and just tell her to bring a plate
27:43
all right
27:44
oh thanks for the twitch frame
27:48
answer answer answer answer
27:53
i can hear hey
27:56
hey
27:58
bring a plate and a fork i've got cake i
28:01
cut some cake for you it's a perfect
28:03
slice of cake just for you waiting just
28:05
for you all you need to do is bring me a
28:07
plate and fork and you can have this
28:09
perfect piece of cake just for you cut
28:11
with uh cut with cut with kindness in my
28:15
heart just for you one slice of cake cut
28:18
just for you bring a plate right here
28:20
one fork maybe
28:21
there's a piece of cake just for you as
28:23
chocolate oreo just for you the perfect
28:26
slice bring a plate and a fork simply
28:28
into my office and you can have this
28:30
perfect slice of cake just for you yo
28:32
dude send you something funny wear it
28:34
with your best dress and post it on
28:36
insta when you get it smile it's
28:38
wholesome and manly no capper hell yeah
28:41
i will
28:42
have i mentioned that you need to bring
28:44
a plate and a fork
28:52
i will assume the silence is
28:55
it being worked
28:57
there we go
29:01
tomorrow's my birthday hell yeah i'm
29:03
straight to the point pretty much
29:07
happy birthday for tomorrow man
29:09
uh
29:10
off what do you mean dude it is an
29:11
office this i had this i had this debate
29:14
with someone before about uh if if this
29:17
can be an office on my taxes it's an
29:19
office so legally it's an office and the
29:22
[ __ ] i used to have a bedroom in my in
29:24
my in my office but does that make it a
29:27
bedroom or an office
29:31
what could it be is it more a bedroom
29:33
than it is in office
29:35
who knows
29:40
it's a buffus
29:42
a betis
29:44
a
29:47
luxury office
29:52
depends on if you use the bed for
29:54
professional purposes
29:57
the bed can always be used for it could
29:59
always be used for a professional
30:01
purpose
30:04
i did not yet though not for a good not
30:08
until i need to retire
30:10
[Music]
30:15
oh my god
30:20
by the way 11 months poggers
30:22
um
30:23
i usually use the reddit as a go or like
30:26
just
30:27
people generally or the next stream
30:29
after to um
30:31
figure out how the last stream went how
30:33
the perception of it was if you enjoyed
30:35
it it's an office with a casting couch
30:40
great great great plan oh that's good
30:42
the uh
30:43
i i but here's the thing i haven't
30:45
streamed since i did the live stream
30:46
obviously um
30:52
how what did i uh
30:55
how was that i
30:56
don't remember much of it
31:02
did i do anything bad
31:07
you know
31:09
because i have no idea
31:13
love drunk rose good no good solid
31:16
uh
31:19
sore fins there's uh sex tape
31:21
nice
31:22
did i make a sex tape
31:25
ah
31:27
damn
31:29
really thought i could have let that i
31:30
really thought i i didn't want to i
31:32
didn't want to leak that just yet you
31:34
answered many many questions yeah that's
31:36
the thing i know i did because it's a
31:38
six hour stream
31:39
and in my mind that stream was two hours
31:42
like that that that passed way [ __ ]
31:44
faster than six hours in my brain
31:48
i don't think i've
31:49
done a six hour stream that wasn't like
31:51
playing a video game so i have no i've
31:54
i've lost three hours at minimum of that
31:57
day
32:01
outed yourself on superhero id
32:05
what the [ __ ] is that you talked about
32:06
how much you love girl clothes
32:09
i believe that to be a lie
32:12
i think i i i think i said that
32:15
[ __ ] no wait no what did i say
32:17
i know i've said that they're
32:19
comfortable sometimes before what do you
32:21
mean did i say something
32:24
what's the hill time for the pierce is
32:26
like three months or something it's like
32:28
i have to clean it for like six months
32:30
so i'm oh it's for three four months
32:32
whatever
32:33
depending
32:35
when are you moving to their new house
32:36
no [ __ ] clue i couldn't actually i
32:38
don't think anyone will be able to tell
32:40
you since i'm i'm like trying to buy the
32:42
house because i don't i want to live
32:43
near my parents forever like i want to
32:46
be able to help them with retirement and
32:47
stuff so the uh
32:49
what's it called so i wanted to buy this
32:51
one and the thing is we're buying a
32:53
house
32:55
[ __ ] it's so complicated like the uh
32:58
it's not scary if you want to buy a
33:00
house especially if you're a first-time
33:01
buy definitely get into it there's a lot
33:02
of good benefits for you don't don't be
33:05
you know it'd be good
33:06
um
33:07
but oh my god there's so much like stuff
33:09
you've got to make sure goes right well
33:11
if you've got a yeah and it's impossible
33:14
to predict when people will actually
33:15
work on stuff especially for near
33:17
christmas
33:20
um or what have you learned i got a
33:22
skirt a few days ago and it feels
33:24
awesome also for months pog
33:28
[ __ ] yeah
33:30
kindness
33:31
you told me if i could do a backflip you
33:33
would follow me on insta i tried to cut
33:36
my hand open and went to a andy to get
33:38
stitches how was i going to look on
33:40
insta of the photo i sent you on it but
33:42
you got distracted lamar sorry i thought
33:45
my brain glitched because i looked up to
33:48
see a different donation after having
33:49
fun prancing around in your tutu
33:52
pretending to be a ballerina was the
33:54
best stream ever
33:56
thanks for making my dream come true
33:58
okay
34:00
i know i wore a tutor
34:02
the prancing around thing that's
34:03
probably bs anyway let's see
34:07
do you ever look at a girl's outfit and
34:09
think you could wear it better
34:11
i remember that okay yeah
34:13
yes
34:15
oh my [ __ ] god
34:18
okay
34:20
i don't know what was wrong with my
34:21
voice there okay i got something so cool
34:24
i got to wipe i got to white girl wasted
34:26
nice
34:27
i've seen i've yes
34:29
i've seen like i've seen girls in like
34:32
literally the same skirt that i wear and
34:35
i'm like oh dude no this would be way
34:37
better with like oh dip bro
34:39
yes the answer is yes to that i've seen
34:41
girls wearing clothes that like oh [ __ ]
34:44
i look better i know what that is and i
34:46
looked better in that so true words
34:51
yes
34:56
when you're walking down the street do
34:58
you ever see a guy's outfit and think
35:00
you could wear it better oh you [ __ ]
35:03
i know uh [ __ ] okay
35:08
yeah i know where that's going
35:11
no
35:14
what the [ __ ]
35:18
i could tell immediately when i was
35:19
gonna go
35:23
like that's not about me liking wearing
35:25
girls and boys clothes that's about like
35:27
hey i think like that's that's just me
35:29
egoing someone
35:31
that's you know like i see something i'm
35:33
like yeah i look better in that or like
35:35
the thing is when i i
35:37
if you see a guy's outfit you're not
35:39
thinking like
35:41
you're not thinking like looking at them
35:44
as a person and then going like
35:46
oh
35:47
i look better than them because it's not
35:49
like
35:50
i don't know
35:51
it's it
35:56
did i don't know no dude strikes me as
35:59
interesting looking besides the outfit
36:01
i'm just worried i'm just looking at the
36:02
outfit
36:04
so like i think they're like oh that
36:05
looks cool but i don't think like i look
36:07
better than them in that you know
36:10
i think i could wear it just about as
36:12
good as every man on on earth
36:17
what if you you don't think of them as a
36:19
person no i don't
36:22
whenever i see any men i only that's how
36:25
big of a feminist i am i i don't even
36:28
think of men as as people i only think
36:30
of women as people
36:33
i just realized that's not equality
36:37
ah [ __ ]
36:40
what's the next collab going to be with
36:42
that
36:43
maybe sooner or later
36:48
you don't make me google a word dude
36:51
bloviation
36:53
talk at length especially in an inflated
36:55
or empty way that's a very good point
36:58
a more schedules blood test so is done
37:01
before stream fin streams early
37:04
nice
37:05
good news i have blood also welcome back
37:08
john so happy to hear you are doing well
37:13
hell yeah
37:15
good to see you back jonathan
37:18
have i ever called you jonathan i'm
37:20
gonna call you jonathan all right
37:26
oh my god
37:33
okay
37:34
all the time
37:37
all right uh
37:39
bro i'm
37:40
tired as [ __ ] i don't know if you could
37:41
tell
37:43
you look submissive and breathable thank
37:45
you
37:46
now that you've got your ears pierced do
37:48
we send you earrings for you to wear
37:51
not for like three months apparently
37:55
and now this is all supposed to work but
37:56
i asked them apparently this is how it's
37:58
supposed to be
38:00
yeah not for the pretty submissive and
38:01
breathable my dude dunno
38:05
oh thank you
38:07
how nice of you
38:11
hell yeah
38:13
do you have a gun license no i i don't i
38:15
don't own a gun
38:17
um
38:18
that they know about no i don't own a
38:20
gun the uh i don't i feel like i'd be
38:22
more i'd be i'd be a menace with a gun i
38:25
wouldn't see your cakers failing your
38:27
diet getting a treat now and then i died
38:30
however if it begins to affect your
38:32
weight significantly then yes you're
38:35
failing but remember you can still get
38:38
back on the horse i've perfectly
38:40
maintained my weight uh i i
38:42
if i had a particularly bad day i just
38:44
have a good day the next day and my
38:46
metabolism is pretty [ __ ] good it
38:47
usually just bounces back if i have like
38:49
a day or two of kind of shitty eating so
38:52
i don't know i i improved my metabolism
38:54
i think by having the shitty eating days
38:57
because it ends up like going away
38:59
pretty quickly what's your plans for
39:01
christmas eve my theory here
39:04
like my i feel like sorry my theory is
39:06
that i'm tricking my body into thinking
39:08
that it's gonna be consuming this all
39:09
the time and then get rid of it the next
39:11
day and then it's gonna be like oh [ __ ]
39:14
okay i'm being told we gotta pump this
39:16
out
39:16
um
39:17
christmas eve apparently christmas eve
39:20
to us where there's kind of nothing to
39:21
do that day besides be excited about the
39:23
next day
39:24
is
39:25
a big thing in germany so christmas eve
39:28
is kind of
39:29
the christmas and then christmas is like
39:32
yeah
39:33
meh and new year's my family has like a
39:35
bit of a tradition of going to uh all
39:37
the we've got like a few family friends
39:39
so we just we swap around every year
39:42
whose house it's gonna be at and then
39:44
they just throw the party we have a
39:46
little new year's party with like uh
39:48
very close family friends
39:49
it's gonna be good because one of them's
39:51
getting married soon which is gonna be
39:52
cool get to see those two and i'm sure
39:55
they get to talk about everyone about
39:56
the wedding
39:58
that's gonna be fun
39:59
anyway
40:01
17 months holy wow imagine getting
40:04
married yeah 20 21 i think they yeah
40:07
that's a crazy young man to get married
40:09
but they are good for each other though
40:11
a good couple damn i'm a simp pensive
40:13
face
40:15
offensive holy [ __ ] i don't even know
40:17
what that means
40:19
getting married at 20 yeah like these
40:21
aren't you know where it really is
40:24
like dude
40:26
i got no [ __ ] clue what i'm doing i
40:28
feel like i don't have that
40:29
i don't know
40:34
i'm 24 and not anywhere close to being
40:35
married i hope what dude i hope i don't
40:37
get married for a good bit
40:39
well
40:40
i hope that i get married for a good bit
40:42
and i definitely don't want talking
40:43
about guns can you watch this
40:46
i got a theory that like having kids
40:48
later in your life
40:49
probably probably best option
40:52
i bet you there's a golden amount like
40:54
by the time they're out of the house you
40:56
want to be like five ten years half away
40:59
from retirement you know
41:01
that's like perfect
41:03
you'll have stacked up some cash
41:08
i took this on a tangent
41:12
wait i'm so dumb hold on
41:15
uh
41:16
i'm just gonna google it
41:21
finn you're an alpha don't let anyone
41:24
turn on anyone tell you all those
41:26
you think i'm just a [ __ ] alpha no
41:28
you little beta little [ __ ] what are
41:30
you what are you they call it sigma they
41:34
call it the [ __ ] grind set bro
41:38
are you dumb
41:40
what are you just a [ __ ] little alpha
41:42
little [ __ ] little tiny ball little
41:45
little little sword what do you say to
41:46
your children when they discover the
41:48
banana clip
41:51
oh [ __ ]
41:52
i'm hoping that's going to be scrubbed
41:54
from the internet
42:00
here is a couple of the ballet moves you
42:02
did
42:07
i don't have media share on
42:11
hold on
42:15
apparently i spelt like so many words
42:17
wrong in this
42:18
cringe topia i'm looking at a thing
42:21
i found it
42:25
can i show this i'm gonna guess i can
42:27
show this
42:30
uh moved to the sub
42:32
so i just uh moved to the suburbs from
42:35
san francisco everything looks a little
42:37
bit pale orange because california is on
42:39
fire so
42:40
uh that's that's that
42:42
um but what really makes me feel unsafe
42:45
here is the vast amount of american
42:48
flags i see
42:50
like i walked around
42:53
like uh like a three four five block
42:56
radius uh and i saw so many american
43:00
flags and that makes me feel so unsafe
43:03
like
43:06
i i'm afraid the people here he's kind
43:08
of got a point though
43:10
not the american flag thing but i mean
43:13
in my opinion
43:14
personally when i see
43:16
uh specifically an england flag
43:19
hanging out the window
43:22
you're about listen some dudes you're
43:24
gonna you're gonna hear a lot of
43:26
screaming and yelling i don't know it's
43:27
usually in a bit of a
43:28
it's usually in a bad spot you know what
43:31
i mean
43:32
however isn't i see so many like really
43:34
pretty neighborhoods with like [ __ ]
43:36
the usa flag out the window is it a
43:38
different symbolism thing
43:40
but like i don't know nationalism is
43:43
usually like
43:44
i mean not usually but sometimes it's
43:46
kind of frowned upon i guess it's kind
43:48
of here too
43:50
i'm sorry
43:56
i am unsafe i have an american flag oh
43:59
yeah
44:00
wait what i couldn't get the [ __ ] 4th
44:02
of july thing though just
44:07
yeah
44:08
that was funny
44:11
patriotism literally using uh losing
44:13
steam i have no i mean
44:15
big big flag on a house equals i love my
44:18
country's equals yeehaw hell yeah not
44:20
much of that in um
44:22
thank you for helping me boost my
44:24
confidence in cross-dressing smile
44:27
oh [ __ ] yeah thanks for the thanks for
44:28
being here for a year
44:30
yeah
44:31
nice although i am going very unisex
44:33
today i think i just have i just have
44:35
some pink caddies and fake boobs and
44:37
eyelashes and hair extensions and my
44:39
eyebrows down on my nails done
44:41
acrylics and my legs shaved um
44:46
but kind of i am wearing a hoodie so um
44:49
pretty tough so
44:54
you know kind of manly
44:56
all right
44:58
i was doing something else what the [ __ ]
44:59
did i do all right let me let me open up
45:01
media
45:03
you want to show me a clip
45:05
17 months punk also americans are
45:08
weirdly obsessed with being patriotic
45:11
it's way over the top nice
45:14
hell yeah
45:16
uh i love all widgets okay let's see
45:21
11 years crump wobble
45:24
what did i do
45:28
oh no you didn't you didn't send a media
45:30
share i thought you said you would have
45:31
sent a media show there's no oh
45:33
wait no there is
45:35
poopity paper t five months
45:38
almost half a year okay anyways how's
45:41
life
45:41
really um i'm about to find out
45:47
hold on
45:50
okay not good
45:54
one minute i gotta know if this is real
45:56
the ymca dance
45:58
i don't know it [ __ ] y
46:01
m
46:03
c
46:03
[Laughter]
46:07
thank you for the dress compliments
46:09
i mean in heels it would be like a bit
46:11
more what's it called [ __ ] can i like
46:14
can i do the oh [ __ ] wait wait wait wait
46:17
wait wait wait wait
46:19
yo i did it one sec i actually [ __ ] i'm
46:22
drunk okay
46:24
but like i can do
46:26
oh no
46:28
why is it so rigid bro i
46:31
this
46:32
[Music]
46:35
[ __ ] your life the uh
46:37
i'm not sure
46:48
[Music]
46:55
a banger
46:56
a banger dream
46:58
very good
47:00
good music i hope it reaches top one
47:05
i have to say that it's in the contract
47:07
that you get when you become a minecraft
47:08
youtuber
47:13
if i don't say it i go uh
47:15
my mojang actually copyright strikes on
47:17
my videos
47:21
congrats
47:22
wow fine
47:25
all right uh
47:28
hold on
47:30
i'm gonna call marisa cause she never
47:32
came in with a plate and fork
47:36
i need to get a perfect piece of cake
47:38
that i made
47:39
[Music]
47:41
where's that from cool shirts cool
47:43
shirts.com it's the same one the
47:46
cold ones work with they're great good
47:48
quality
47:49
what do you do with your hair when you
47:51
go to sleep looks like it would be crazy
47:54
by morning
47:55
it's not too bad i have naturally pretty
47:57
easy to tame hair like um this combs
48:00
pretty much like
48:01
immediately it's all right
48:06
i put a i put it like a band in my
48:08
hairband and then i tie it back at the
48:10
wither with one of these scrunchies
48:13
it's pretty good wakes up in the morning
48:15
solid pog champion ready to start the
48:18
day
48:19
ready to start a hard day's work as a
48:21
online fanboy
48:23
where is this woman
48:28
it's calling
48:30
it's calling
48:33
[Music]
48:35
it's calling minecraft youtuber
48:38
i thought we cleared that already you
48:40
earn more with rose than f1 nn what yeah
48:43
but you still say minecraft youtube when
48:46
you're referring to what you do
48:48
you know she's ignoring you on my
48:50
perfect cake
48:53
but my cake
48:54
bro i've just got to find someone that
48:56
wants to eat my cake bro
48:58
i just want to find someone that can
49:00
hold it keep it safe
49:04
15-month pogons to offline gang f1 nn5t
49:07
les gang
49:14
wanna
49:19
that feeling when rose asks what
49:21
happened last stream and chat is scared
49:23
to say because the answer is toes and
49:25
bannable
49:27
really
49:29
what
49:31
what
49:32
tommy's lying tell me he's lying hold on
49:34
you're gonna say
49:39
can you give me a slight run down of
49:41
what i missed the past two month
49:43
except the ears congrats btw you're
49:47
welcome i mean what thank you
49:51
sorry
49:53
uh
49:54
can you give me a rundown what happened
49:55
in the past two months
49:57
um
50:03
hold on let me see
50:10
travis scott concert didn't go very well
50:14
um
50:15
some people died i think you missed that
50:17
one
50:19
uh new covid my apologies ahead of time
50:24
new
50:24
variant
50:26
uh
50:27
sorry i'm catching someone up what did
50:29
you mean just from the stream
50:31
uh
50:33
because i can run you through world news
50:36
for the last two months but i don't know
50:37
if that's what you want him
50:45
oh you meant from the stream
50:48
honestly it's all a blur
50:53
stove it's in the mail it's in the mail
50:57
it's in the mail
51:00
it's in the mail dude
51:02
think glass about it it's fine they're
51:03
on their way
51:06
i've set them off
51:10
via carrier pigeon
51:18
just keeping them safe don't worry about
51:19
that
51:24
drink him with a drunk stream with risa
51:26
and berlin
51:27
another one
51:29
anyway yeah the um
51:31
we've got a decent stream plan for
51:33
balloon i think we want to do a baking
51:34
stream maybe make cookies or something
51:41
so
51:47
you wanna see the cake
51:55
it says epic gamer
51:57
someone had to say it it was going to be
51:58
me
52:01
look at that
52:02
beauty
52:04
delicious
52:09
makes me feel warm inside
52:14
it's a big cake it's it's the smallest
52:17
one that they had man
52:22
they wouldn't give me a smaller one
52:25
it says epic gamer on it
52:32
literally the whole ice cake not a slice
52:34
i gotta slice in this other half of the
52:36
box
52:44
hmm
52:49
didn't realize i'd been shrimping this
52:51
long
52:55
damn right
52:56
we all lose track of time sometimes
52:59
um
53:00
i hope you how did you cut that cake
53:03
that's not how you cut these round cakes
53:06
yes it is
53:08
guys stuff doesn't even know how to cut
53:10
a cake
53:12
but it was efficient
53:14
oh no
53:16
i would say i'm surprised about the key
53:18
but to be honest this is kind of what
53:20
i've come to expect scuffed as f
53:27
i got my ears piercing i got my ears
53:29
pissed i'm good i'm done
53:33
i proved you wrong i'm solid
53:36
like pizza of course yeah what do you
53:39
think i don't want my cake to be pizza
53:41
bro
53:44
i want my i want my cake to be cake and
53:46
my pizza to be pizza
53:48
why would i cut them the same way
54:00
bro are you flirting with my sister yes
54:03
i am do you want to die yes i do
54:07
wait what see ya
54:10
oh my god
54:12
sonic take me sweet
54:18
holy [ __ ]
54:23
i thought he's just trying to run away
54:24
that poor guy
54:27
oh i got scared for a second because i
54:29
thought it was going to be that one my
54:30
knuckle says the n-word
54:33
it's like it looks very similar
54:35
and i am
54:38
i was scared
54:41
oh you guys haven't seen that one that's
54:43
a fun
54:50
one adam
54:53
here are the nails
54:55
uh two of them are gone i am missing two
54:57
but so far so good
54:58
so if you can put nutella on pizza can
55:00
you put pineapple on chocolate cake
55:03
no
55:05
oh my god
55:06
and people say the n word all the time
55:08
on stream
55:09
i know but you know
55:11
the sam tried the other way around and
55:13
that didn't work out too well
55:15
if only they put post boxes in sensible
55:18
places like near cinemas and cake shops
55:21
and deer piercers
55:22
royal mail can be so dumb sometimes
55:29
they don't know their market they don't
55:30
know their demo they're marketing to the
55:32
right people
55:34
when's the last time you saw a mail a
55:36
post um everyone's last time you saw a
55:37
post box or a
55:39
a mail place ad
55:42
see
55:43
ears pierce hair long eyebrows trimmed
55:46
fake bobs and did somewhat hrt with riza
55:50
i did hrt it's your next step
55:53
john i did hrt
55:56
so that's fun and that's why i'm so
55:58
scared cake i started baking again for
56:00
my family i sent photos of it in council
56:03
chat it was a vanilla and mint layer
56:05
cake winter theme smile
56:08
i did hrt
56:10
reese's dab the reason dabbed a bit of
56:12
it on my arm which is uh if you don't
56:14
guys don't know just straight up
56:16
estrogen he started hrt no marisa was
56:19
doing her hrt and dabbed a bit of it on
56:22
my hand
56:23
um
56:23
[Music]
56:24
so there was that so technically i have
56:26
now had estrogen extra estrogen
56:30
which is
56:31
presumably why i had a bit of a mood
56:33
swing today
56:36
uh because i'm now insane as a as a
56:38
woman
56:40
uh i couldn't drive before so i've got
56:42
no bearing on if that changed
56:45
um
56:49
[Music]
56:50
i don't know i like wine now step is bye
56:53
bye pp
57:07
that explains why my penis has shrank so
57:09
significantly
57:13
oh what the [ __ ]
57:17
sorry i saw a masturbation coming in
57:19
chat
57:21
i don't know what that is i don't know
57:22
what masturbating is
57:24
i don't want to hear about it
57:27
did you explain that oh wait did it
57:29
explain the drunk what the [ __ ] drink
57:31
stream and chocolate what germany was
57:32
fun
57:34
yes rose is too hot the camera is
57:36
overheating
57:44
are you [ __ ] gay
57:46
[ __ ] what do you want chat
58:02
also on last stream you said you were a
58:04
straight girl smile sadly media share
58:07
doesn't like twitch clips frown
58:10
that's
58:11
i know that to be untrue
58:14
i know
58:15
i know that's not true
58:18
i know that didn't happen
58:22
that's not a memory i have
58:23
[Music]
58:25
that's a lie
58:26
it's a lie typical woman eating cake in
58:29
a hoodie saying why am i not thinner
58:31
feels good to see you healthy and happy
58:34
or at least i hope you are
58:36
hmm
58:37
a bit of a worse one today no idea why i
58:39
legitimately just woke up in a bad mood
58:42
no idea why i've been i've got a lot to
58:44
look forward to i'm gonna go see
58:46
spider-man like oh [ __ ] i should
58:48
really soon i don't know maybe we'll go
58:50
see spider-man today
58:52
um
58:53
but
58:54
um
58:56
reason might have fallen asleep so i
58:58
don't know if we're gonna see spider-man
59:00
again i've already seen it but ah you
59:02
didn't see it i have seen it we wanted
59:04
to go see it again
59:05
because there was one person that was
59:07
really annoying us in the same league
59:09
but it was very very good holy cow
59:12
holy man
59:14
holes in my ears holy man
59:17
holy
59:18
you know
59:20
i'm a holy man
59:28
question mark out of ten
59:31
9.5 out of 10.
59:34
a really good movie
59:37
really good
59:38
it was weird because
59:41
me and marisa both if you care about
59:43
marvel
59:44
the two and a half hour movie feels
59:46
really short like it feels like a short
59:48
movie
59:49
but the people that don't care as much
59:51
about
59:52
the
59:53
the thing
59:55
apparently it seems longer to them
59:58
[Music]
60:12
nice don't spoil it dude i wouldn't dare
60:16
i'm not one of those people man
60:20
i want to take that away from you
60:39
but snape does kill dumbledore
60:42
sorry
60:42
[Music]
60:46
gordon bennett you finally got your ears
60:49
pierced
60:52
gordon bennett is an exclamation what
60:54
the [ __ ]
60:56
who the [ __ ] is gordon bennett
60:58
jesus dies at the end
61:03
yeah
61:05
jesus dies at the end
61:08
um my god
61:14
percy jackson returns the
61:16
the lightning
61:22
yeah what the [ __ ] is up with all those
61:23
people that spoiled the bible for me
61:25
i've literally never read the books
61:27
and they spoiled the ending already
61:31
i wanted to read all the details about
61:33
it you know i wanted to experience it
61:34
but now i just can't do
61:36
it know the ending
61:40
here's me and my airsoft gang
61:42
sorry for the hebrew parts we are from
61:44
israel you don't have to watch all of it
61:47
[Music]
61:57
you look fabulous
61:59
thank you
62:01
some good non-copyright western cowboy
62:03
sort of music
62:05
to lead up to
62:09
let's [ __ ] go
62:11
nevermind
62:15
oh no
62:17
no
62:18
[Music]
62:29
[Music]
62:32
is that girl a donkey
62:42
[ __ ]
62:44
you
62:47
holy [ __ ]
62:48
that was about to be bad
62:50
we're good
63:00
next let's see what we want next
63:05
can you f1 alley start grower chin beard
63:08
all ready to stop me getting somewhere
63:11
you actually want girlie boys to
63:13
dominate you
63:20
you are what i want to look like
63:37
now drink my piss
63:40
let me stop making piss jokes people are
63:42
gonna think i'm even when i start to
63:44
think i'm weird
63:45
uh i just couldn't oh wait you actually
63:48
want girly boys to dominate you
63:52
disgusting
63:53
i found like
63:54
i think the only the only kink agreed
63:57
that is like weirder than foot fetish is
64:00
the piss king right
64:02
and it's just become like it's just
64:03
become the new foot fetish
64:06
we need we're gonna you realize this
64:08
this whole joke about like
64:10
which kinks the weirdest kink is going
64:12
to get progressively worse and worse
64:14
over time
64:16
like at some point in 50 years it's
64:18
gonna be like
64:19
the most depraved [ __ ]
64:23
there is another what's the other
64:25
oh i know
64:27
it's gonna be you know it's gonna be
64:28
[ __ ] next it's gonna be
64:32
this guess the worst yeah it's gonna be
64:35
that next
64:36
it's gonna that
64:39
but for now we can all enjoy it while
64:41
it's still pissing anyway
64:44
beautiful language in the world
64:47
warm climate
64:49
beautiful countryside
64:51
[Music]
64:52
picturesque cities the [ __ ] video
64:55
started at the wrong time dammit here's
64:58
the link or search call sign dark angel
65:00
random moments one
65:03
[ __ ] you um
65:05
wow
65:07
[ __ ] artistic
65:09
first congrats on the piercings thank
65:11
you nice to see you finally got them
65:13
done
65:14
second i feel you should know this but
65:16
remember a moment on the lips a lifetime
65:19
on the hips
65:21
third wine wine wine wine
65:27
why heritage is
65:28
another one
65:30
best food in your
65:32
best people in europe
65:40
hey
65:42
[Music]
65:50
my sister's calling me
65:52
i feel like it the family just figured
65:53
out that i'm talking about pisces one
65:55
thing i'm gonna play ring fit today
65:56
because
65:57
i'm not gonna pick up
66:00
because
66:03
my [ __ ] [ __ ]
66:07
what the [ __ ]
66:13
bad brother i don't care
66:15
i don't care
66:20
i can't stop watching
66:29
wait what i keep saying that meme i
66:31
don't know what it is
66:34
it's a zelda thing right damn hey big
66:36
guy i know what you've been watching
66:38
over there and where's the animal
66:39
crossing i gotta say
66:41
i can't stop watching it either
66:44
what the [ __ ] is it
66:46
oh i thought that was the dad one for a
66:48
minute oh my [ __ ]
66:51
okay
67:14
that was a language that wasn't english
67:15
i don't remember it
67:17
it's not gay if you say no homo
67:20
it well
67:25
i don't know about that this is gigantic
67:27
gigantic your penis is literally the
67:29
biggest thing within the tri-state area
67:31
your penis is bigger than a small
67:33
elephant it's bigger than like a tree a
67:36
big old tree lots of branches on your
67:38
penis you must wake up every morning and
67:41
thank the good lord above
67:43
you're truly blessed
67:44
congrats
67:48
all of the signs of respect for that
67:50
video
67:53
this has been the morning mantra no that
67:55
that's the uh that's my um what's it
67:57
called this mice that's what i say my
67:59
self affirmations every day is that
68:01
entire script
68:03
look in the mirror while i'm brushing my
68:06
teeth in the morning
68:09
and say all of that
68:14
jordan light but looking good with this
68:15
pest
68:16
thank you
68:19
they're uneven
68:23
that sounds like my [ __ ] aunt mate
68:24
what the [ __ ] okay
68:26
nice
68:28
ask riza what questions she answered at
68:29
the end of the last stream i don't want
68:32
to know
68:34
yeah look they're uneven look at that
68:36
one there one there
68:45
you're a big bright shining star
68:48
oh yeah
68:49
i'm a tired
68:51
[Music]
68:56
he was
68:57
you know what at the start i didn't
68:59
there's a lot of character development
69:00
on that he wanted to be atari became one
69:02
by the end nice
69:04
wow
69:06
oh
69:08
no i can't no no i know this
69:11
this is bad
69:16
these are uneven
69:22
[Music]
69:29
you're not okay
69:31
[Music]
69:36
i thought i could i thought i could go
69:37
with it
69:38
no
69:40
the internet was a mistake
69:42
sure from cool shirts yeah it's a good
69:44
shop
69:46
what the [ __ ] richard
70:00
did you go to a proper piercer or class
70:02
i went to a proper piercer
70:04
uh
70:05
it's still uneven though
70:08
i went to a proper one
70:10
still uneven though just by a millimeter
70:12
as well like [ __ ] anyway
70:14
it's in anyway anyway anyway anyway
70:20
welcome back john welcome back to john
70:22
and well done
70:26
wait you applaud me i did it as well
70:32
thank you boys
70:33
[Music]
70:36
and for john
70:38
[Music]
70:56
we
70:59
[Applause]
71:03
[Music]
71:08
thank you boys thank you boys
71:11
let's go
71:14
maybe you moved while piercing 50 times
71:17
more 100 times more
71:21
quite a few times
71:22
50 times more 100 times more
71:28
500 times probably hope this makes you
71:30
laugh d
71:35
[Music]
71:40
it didn't give you wings
71:44
10 months punk
71:47
it did
71:53
[ __ ] wow
71:58
jesus [ __ ] dude
72:01
did he die he didn't die it's fine he's
72:03
alive he's doing well
72:11
i said certified freak
72:14
seven days a week
72:16
wet ass [ __ ] make that pillow game weak
72:20
i not i don't want to be i no longer do
72:23
i want to be part of this boycott
72:25
they were confused by your asymmetric
72:28
goblin face
72:35
what the [ __ ]
72:37
why are you guys funny i'm sorry
72:40
my asymmetric goblin face oh [ __ ] okay
72:43
[ __ ] it subject yourself to this i'm
72:45
muting myself
72:47
yeah
72:48
yeah
72:50
[Music]
73:00
this is your punishment chat there we go
73:04
that's what you get
73:08
[Music]
73:10
you're really into those anime girls huh
73:13
actually mom they're called traps and
73:14
they're participating more than just
73:16
regular girls in fact girls don't even
73:18
do anything for me anymore the concept
73:19
of overpowering a failed male with your
73:21
superior masculinity is far more
73:23
appealing than just the same old tna
73:25
sorry mom i don't expect you to
73:26
understand but i googled it and i found
73:28
that it's only 2.19 gay so don't sign me
73:31
up for any lgbt support
73:33
it's practical
73:34
you came through
73:35
[Music]
73:39
this was exactly what the everyone on
73:42
twitter was like for the first time
73:54
government
73:58
by the people
74:02
how is this after people
74:04
what he talks of
74:05
the people
74:09
but the people are [ __ ]
74:30
my career
74:31
is balancing in the palm of if i laugh
74:34
or not
74:35
oh
74:37
oh
74:41
twitter would ruin me i can't do it
74:44
holy [ __ ]
74:53
[Music]
75:06
head outside
75:17
no one told me crabs can fly
75:23
why are you why are you making quite why
75:24
are you making me question my sexuality
75:26
i'm a gay man you're making me straight
75:28
in the weirdest way possible it depends
75:30
what you like about me if you like that
75:32
i'm a man don't worry buddy you get to
75:33
keep your crown keep the keep keep the
75:36
gay man crown keep the keep the uh
75:37
what's it called keep the label you
75:39
don't need to go through any of the
75:40
switching process
75:42
uh i've heard it's like the dmvs change
75:44
those labels so you keep that uh but if
75:47
you like the fact that i look like a
75:49
woman
75:51
buddy i'm thinking you might not be as
75:53
fruity as you might think you are
75:55
uh
75:57
it's so weird doing this backwards
76:01
i don't think you can quite call
76:03
yourself
76:06
all right let's go
76:07
all right what's the next one
76:14
welcome to my bi world
76:16
hey you hey dumbass it's me the law
76:21
i'm the law baby let's [ __ ] go yeah
76:26
thank you for the emotions
76:33
[Music]
76:37
it looks like music videos
76:44
[Music]
76:53
[Music]
77:12
so you send me back a little smiley face
77:14
and then i say hey i saw you right back
77:17
hey and i say hey what
77:19
nice
77:22
well done something else yeah pretty
77:23
good
77:24
[Music]
77:25
yeah
77:26
uh
77:28
the handbook is
77:29
what the [ __ ]
77:30
you hand what the [ __ ] is going on
77:34
chat why are you like this why can't you
77:36
be normal go to horny jail rose will
77:37
take you there
77:54
oh my god
77:58
we're all just with us
78:01
[Music]
78:16
[Music]
78:22
me too
78:30
[Music]
78:36
why is he wheeling the
78:38
chair why is he wheeling it why is he
78:41
wheeling the chair dude
78:48
this is real nice
79:02
[Music]
79:06
music i still haven't played terraria
79:08
everyone dude
79:09
the people that i know that don't play
79:11
minecraft play terraria and it's like a
79:13
it's like a perfect mix they either
79:14
don't play any video games or they play
79:16
minecraft or terraria there are only
79:18
three types of people in this world and
79:20
i don't get the terraria players like
79:24
it's it's it's it looks boring i don't
79:26
know what it is just something about it
79:28
doesn't sit right with me
79:31
not sure
79:39
nice
79:42
2d ass minecraft exactly i will give you
79:45
that the music is pretty [ __ ] banger
79:48
okay the terraria music's pretty dope
79:51
however
79:56
i don't know i prefer my games
79:58
multi-dimensional if you know what i
79:59
mean
80:01
let's flip a coin
80:05
i don't own a coin
80:08
i have no coins
80:11
i don't want to trust some online coin
80:14
i don't want to flip a crypto currency
80:17
boring
80:18
boring ass normally that you are no
80:22
oh my [ __ ] god one second
80:26
hey i'll see you bye thanks for the gosh
80:29
nnn have some dash thanks for the dosh
80:31
baby thank you
80:35
cool thanks for showing up to both of
80:36
our streams today
80:38
[Music]
80:43
what's up what's up what's going on how
80:46
are you doing on this fine day my
80:47
brother
80:55
that wasn't squidward that wasn't
80:57
spongebob i wasn't who i what the [ __ ]
81:00
you know you'd be bad at it so you won't
81:02
try oh well
81:04
uh what
81:05
wait uh what now i don't know what i was
81:06
on about what did i say
81:09
what did i say stinky
81:11
[Music]
81:17
that's cool
81:20
[Music]
81:24
that's cool [ __ ] i wonder if there's an
81:26
8-bit rickroll oh [ __ ]
81:28
there's got to be it's got to be non
81:33
it's gotta be
81:37
[Music]
81:43
holy [ __ ] it's kind of good
81:48
it's kind of good
81:50
[Music]
81:51
what the [ __ ]
81:56
it's kind of good
81:58
[Music]
82:01
holy [ __ ] this is sick
82:05
[Music]
82:10
this is kind of sick there you go
82:13
i just kind of just play this for a bit
82:15
i hope this isn't copyrighted
82:18
i hope i'm able to play this this is so
82:20
cool
82:23
[Music]
82:25
you like your games multi-dimensional
82:27
and i like my girl's chest to be
82:29
multi-dimensional
82:31
suppose we can't all have everything can
82:33
we rose you definitely could
82:36
in fact the remote there are multiple
82:38
women with boobs i'm not the only one
82:40
out there i'm not the owner i'm not the
82:42
only i'm not the only woman
82:44
because i definitely of course am a
82:46
woman 100.
82:57
it's kind of dope
83:03
i don't know if i'm high
83:05
but this sounds so cool
83:08
anyway
83:09
the egg is cracking shut up this is fine
83:12
uh
83:13
it's pretty good catchy it's very catchy
83:15
i wish i knew what the song was in the
83:17
background
83:18
it's really good though
83:20
i don't know what the i don't know what
83:22
the original was but
83:24
who knows
83:27
i have bobs and shot one with an airsoft
83:29
gun oh my god
83:33
why
83:37
did the bob seek damages
83:39
are they okay
83:42
i can't imagine shooting that poor guy
83:44
bob would have had any positive effect
83:46
on you
83:50
let's see
83:52
what is this
83:53
we bring in the studio this morning oh
83:55
my one of the gay rights activists
83:58
mister
83:58
should i call you mister
84:00
pepe
84:21
why should someone be gay uh
84:24
how can i describe you i am i am male
84:27
homosexual unattracted to a female
84:29
lesbian i told you i'm a human rights
84:32
defender
84:33
you're having a girlfriend yes who is
84:35
the vegetable man
84:36
obligations no
84:38
does it make you gay
84:40
why are you who's the vegetable man
84:43
who's the dude trying to trying to
84:45
[ __ ] uh sell his groceries mid
84:51
[Music]
84:54
show oh my god
85:04
is it still called pegging if she's
85:05
natural mommy i mean mommy
85:15
is it
85:17
[Music]
85:23
oh my god it continues so long
85:36
i've been asked an important question
85:38
and i need to know the answer to it is
85:39
it still pegging
85:41
if she's got a penis
85:44
what the [ __ ]
85:45
it this is shut up three times nice
85:48
earrings wow
85:52
thank you
85:55
[Applause]
86:02
no
86:02
funny cat please
86:03
[Music]
86:05
brought me back to this game thanks
86:08
reinstalling it now
86:13
set people a thing
86:16
a problem
86:17
[Music]
86:20
yes it's just anal
86:24
you're going too darn close
86:27
[Music]
86:31
i feel like i've got a memory of this
86:47
[Applause]
86:48
so wait what mario kart version is that
86:53
crazy the graphics look so different
86:55
nowadays dan came back as a cowboy
86:59
i call that reintar nation
87:05
my stream labs crashed holy [ __ ] you
87:07
killed streamlabs
87:09
you [ __ ] killed streamlabs for the
87:11
hell
87:12
well done none of the buttons work
87:14
anymore
87:16
oh okay they reset
87:18
it doesn't count
87:19
you broke it with the [ __ ] shitty pun
87:24
[ __ ]
87:25
[Music]
87:30
you donated for a part two just for that
87:32
you're insane
87:34
oh my god your ass is so cute
87:38
what's up how are you doing
87:41
next are you a girl guys
87:43
of course i am what the hell okay
87:45
because you've like huge heads so i just
87:46
have to see that oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
87:49
no yeah oh [ __ ] what the hell
88:09
today i'm teaching you the deadliest
88:11
self-defense move known to man however
88:12
this move is only for life or death
88:14
situations and not to be messed with
88:15
this move was created by yetzekir in
88:16
1987 however it was immediately banned
88:18
from mulkari competitions due to its
88:20
kind of nature which is why once again i
88:21
urge you to use caution step one is to
88:24
make a fist ensuring that your thumb is
88:25
on the outside of your fingers if it is
88:26
on the inside it can break your thumb
88:28
during impact do this with both do that
88:29
you now want to place your fist halfway
88:31
between your chest and your hip once you
88:33
it [ __ ] broke again i'll never know
88:36
i'll never know
88:37
i'll never know
88:38
i'll never know
88:40
what the [ __ ]
88:43
it [ __ ] broke today i'm teaching you
88:45
the deadliest self-defense move known to
88:46
manchester united's only for life or
88:48
death situations and not
88:51
[Music]
89:03
as you enter these depths you start to
89:06
feel as if the very void itself is
89:08
watching
89:10
but now that you've begun
89:13
you must follow this path to the end
89:16
no matter where it leaves is that this
89:19
minecraft game i've been hearing so much
89:21
about
89:22
looks like uh zelda
89:28
cool
89:30
milly looks like what the [ __ ]
89:32
um
89:34
uh
89:38
what the hell
89:42
what just happened
89:45
oh the donation just went away what the
89:47
[ __ ] just happened
89:51
with a anyway like no no longer appears
89:54
since dwarf on fire will no longer be
89:57
forced to attack
90:00
before they can put themselves
90:06
[Music]
90:18
with mummies i'm here to hit a building
90:21
which case everyone will run out before
90:24
the collision those who do not exit the
90:26
building will die sims automatically
90:28
leave if a meteor is approaching unless
90:31
it is a school
90:36
holy [ __ ] all right sorry i wanted to
90:38
read the donation with it the um
90:41
still waiting for the funny yeah sorry
90:43
um
90:43
[Music]
90:44
from only look at millie's in seems uh
90:46
oh from only looking at millie's insta
90:48
she seems like some rich
90:50
some rich [ __ ] upper london gal but in
90:52
reality she's super nice on your streams
90:55
uh you totally
90:56
uh and yeah you could totally go blonde
90:58
at some point without a wig oh my god no
91:00
i [ __ ] couldn't and also
91:02
i no she's she is she she is not however
91:06
she does have a cool car i like a cat
91:09
but um yeah she went to the same shitty
91:11
high school i said she's not rich
91:14
there's a there's actually i have two
91:16
questions did the drunk stream with
91:19
milly happened and is there any game you
91:21
are excited about that are coming out
91:22
soon opr that you wanna try equals
91:25
hightail hopefully it's coming out real
91:27
soon i bet you it is
91:30
i want you a hotel
91:32
[Music]
91:41
[Music]
91:57
i've seen i've seen so many different
91:59
versions of what i'm saying great idea
92:01
tom
92:02
outdoors in england in the spring it'll
92:03
look magical i got an email from a
92:05
generation hey guys
92:07
hi tom we own a cloning machine would
92:09
you like to use it and have a few more
92:11
toms running around and of course i said
92:13
yes i mean i think we'd all be a lot
92:15
better off but then i asked just how
92:17
many clones can i make and for some
92:19
reason they said as many as you like uh
92:22
yes so the way the calling works is uh
92:24
we extract some leg fluid from uh tom
92:27
and then we have him pee in a cup uh and
92:30
then we put that in the cloning machine
92:32
and 48 hours later uh poof you know a
92:35
new handsome young man in red shirt who
92:37
visits places see i don't like being
92:39
impersonated it's one of my least
92:41
favorite things next to that field from
92:42
last time but if it's just biologically
92:45
another me making the same kind of video
92:47
on the same youtube
92:53
[Music]
92:58
this is the guy with vegetables
93:00
yeah
93:02
what
93:06
[Music]
93:24
uh
93:25
[Music]
93:49
i better watch out
93:51
oh no
93:56
hey look chat finally got the cake
93:58
they're always asking for
94:01
oh
94:04
that's good cake
94:05
[Applause]
94:14
why is bonnie not dead yet
94:20
do they finally catch the stream
94:23
fine i guess you are my little pog champ
94:25
come here
94:28
[Music]
94:43
you're very sharp
94:44
why are you so sharp
94:48
a
94:50
is for americans want to bomb b
94:53
b the [ __ ] is this dude it's for bananas
94:57
bananas
94:59
c what is this function is for confusion
95:01
of the highest order
95:04
d
95:05
is
95:06
what you did
95:07
doesn't that make you gay
95:10
e
95:11
is for excretory system eating the poop
95:14
all over the place
95:16
f is for fisting
95:20
g oh this is wrong
95:23
what the [ __ ] it is for everyone he no
95:26
is a she i
95:29
is for like ice cream the the intestine
95:32
oh he's a [ __ ]
95:33
no he's a she
95:36
oh my god
95:43
[Music]
95:49
i don't think that's where that goes
95:55
he's an anti-gay preacher from uganda
95:58
oh wow i didn't know uganda doesn't like
96:01
the gays
96:02
are you telling me they don't like him
96:05
could never have
96:07
i wouldn't have guessed it
96:09
that's crazy
96:15
[Music]
96:25
jesus [ __ ]
96:27
i refuse to go through the 52 video
96:29
queue because there's most of my [ __ ]
96:34
[Music]
96:43
hey that's really cool do you want to
96:44
see what i can do
96:57
kind of kind of way cooler if you ask me
97:00
kind of way cooler but
97:01
[Music]
97:04
like i need a whole bundle to do that
97:06
[Music]
97:07
oh what a what you need a trumpet you
97:11
idiot you little
97:20
oh you need a whistle
97:26
over with what if you oh you need a
97:27
whistle what are you going to do when
97:29
you eat your body whistle and you don't
97:30
have lips huh
97:32
about then caught for the war crimes
97:34
committed against the cake
97:38
what about then
97:40
i'll tell you that
97:42
i was really loud
97:45
[Music]
97:46
the cake's fine he's doing good
97:51
cake's doing well
97:54
i don't know why you guys so
97:59
i think he just threatened to murder
98:00
somebody so i'm not sure if that's
98:03
where can we actually listen to a lot of
98:04
songs that had to click clap click clap
98:06
boom
98:08
but then they stopped doing that
98:10
music he got click locked yeah tupac
98:14
same story boom could cobain oh he
98:18
clicks himself
98:23
no
98:24
oh
98:26
oh the cake is fine
98:27
whether you're 16 or 40 coming out is
98:30
never easy
98:32
there's the right time to come out as
98:33
the only perfect time is when you feel
98:35
safe and comfortable with your own self
98:38
have you figured out that you're a part
98:39
of the lgbtq community but you're not
98:42
sure how to tell people about it here
98:44
are eight things you need to know before
98:46
coming out of the closet
98:48
it doesn't have to be perfect
98:51
it's okay to feel anxious
98:53
it's perfectly normal to feel nervous
98:56
anxiety when you're thinking about
98:57
coming out you guys are very funny if
98:59
the thought of making the announcement
99:00
itself is what scares you just remember
99:03
that coming out doesn't have to be a
99:04
grand event
99:06
some people may feel empowered oh [ __ ]
99:08
that coming out my guy facebook posts i
99:10
swear to god if i ever if i ever figure
99:13
out i'm gay if i ever i am
99:16
i'm going to do some [ __ ] i'm going
99:18
to make my own goddamn parade i'm going
99:20
to remake the prophet it's going to be
99:21
just about me though
99:23
that's what i'll do
99:24
normalize making it way cooler
99:28
normalize literally throwing yourself a
99:30
parade
99:32
normalize monetizing it and putting it
99:34
in a youtube video
99:36
what a good idea
99:40
i'm gonna [ __ ]
99:42
hire a foreshadowing
99:44
oh dude
99:46
i mean dude
99:47
you're kidding me you think if i you
99:49
you you guys don't know me well enough
99:52
if i was actually if i was actually um
99:54
if i was actually gay if i was actually
99:56
trans it would be a youtube video by now
99:58
it would have been a youtube video with
100:00
like the thumbnail like
100:02
it would have been this this would be
100:03
the thumbnail
100:04
it's be like pic just me
100:06
me like either like crying or like
100:09
like or like something like this
100:12
and being like i've got something
100:14
important to tell you would be the
100:15
thumbnail you know what i mean
100:17
i and there'd be that be [ __ ] 15
100:20
mid-roll ads in that [ __ ] it'd be a 59
100:22
minute video
100:26
it'd be a 59 minute it'd be an hour long
100:29
video
100:30
be great
100:31
[Music]
100:32
i kept a secret from you exactly
100:35
you'd have heard about it
100:38
even i i made a joke about it and then
100:40
the and then the runner of the fence the
100:42
live channel made a [ __ ] video about
100:44
it
100:46
so you are lgbtq for money um
100:49
no i can't do that to my lgbtq plus
100:52
friends
100:55
but if i was one of them god damn right
100:58
i'd make i'd monetize that [ __ ]
101:01
but it can be as intimate as you
101:08
[Music]
101:11
i ain't got no food bro
101:15
yo who the [ __ ]
101:17
[Music]
101:21
thank you
101:30
who the [ __ ]
101:34
[Music]
101:40
oh what
101:44
holy [ __ ]
101:46
that's cool
101:47
that's pretty dope
101:52
find me the clip of me saying i'm a
101:54
straight girl that never happened i know
101:55
that never happened
101:58
uh
102:04
what the [ __ ] why was it like glitch
102:09
weird
102:17
oh it's trying to play nothing
102:21
oh what the [ __ ]
102:22
[Music]
102:26
i read the title now i really want to
102:28
know what this is going to be all about
102:32
[Music]
102:42
[Music]
102:54
oh oh no
102:57
i came out when i bought new shoes my
102:59
mom said new shoes and i replied with
103:01
yeah new gender too
103:03
i wish that was true extreme
103:06
how long are your real hair nowadays
103:09
uh you can see it where okay watch i'll
103:11
make it a bit easier
103:13
where my heart when my hair starts
103:15
getting curly or stops getting curly
103:17
that's where it ends it's like right you
103:19
also said that you likes to do girl talk
103:21
with the other girl's smile
103:28
did i
103:30
[Music]
103:34
no
103:34
there's no way i could do that to my
103:36
lgbt friends
103:38
for less than three hundred thousand
103:40
dollars after tax
103:47
yes
103:49
there's no i could do that unless it's a
103:52
very highly viewed video
103:55
and in my adsense it's december dude
103:56
it's december
104:00
was this video just not working
104:02
yeah
104:05
what is this
104:14
what's something people don't know about
104:16
you
104:17
i'm a deeply closeted gay guy
104:21
no kidding well i'm not coming out
104:22
though
104:24
wait a minute
104:25
what are you revealing here today i'm
104:27
i'm not revealing anything i'm saying
104:29
i'm deeply closeted
104:32
well that means you're gay well i
104:34
wouldn't say that why would i say that
104:36
i'm cheaply closeted
104:38
no but i
104:39
that means you're very very gay but you
104:42
don't want to come out you're so
104:44
closeted that i refuse to say i'm gay
104:47
right exactly but that
104:50
doesn't that mean you're gay hey hey hey
104:52
easy buddy
104:58
oh this book
105:00
oh i didn't really know about any of his
105:03
stuff after like
105:05
[Music]
105:15
i've seen it like i've proved that i can
105:17
play better music
105:19
oh fairest maiden when i first glanced
105:22
oh my god
105:23
no foul picture i felt the same sense of
105:26
inescapable joy the same ineffable
105:30
rapture that romeo must have felt when
105:32
he first saw juliet
105:34
your beauty radiates with the raw
105:37
intensity of thousands of sons plus i
105:40
got a boner
105:43
they sent me the last one but they don't
105:44
send me the rest of it they don't they
105:46
don't even what is with dudes now that's
105:47
an exaggeration they don't have any of
105:48
the follow-up did i shout yeah
105:51
the the the fourth life service is
105:53
service and in service
105:55
chefs shout this is gordon he remains
105:58
the only human being as far as i'm aware
106:01
who's ever made gordon ramsay cry no i
106:03
didn't make gordon ramsay cry he made
106:05
himself cry
106:08
that was his choice to cry
106:12
holy [ __ ]
106:17
that's badass
106:19
that's sick
106:22
you ever get into a fight at school or
106:23
something that's the conversation you
106:25
have to have with the the teacher that
106:27
found out
106:28
i didn't do that that was his choice
106:30
it's his choices
106:36
[Music]
106:41
play please play a horror game [ __ ] that
106:44
you kidding me hell no
106:47
hell no no shot
106:52
i'm not doing a horror game horror games
106:54
can suck my ass they uh i
106:57
well they can't but like they'd be a lot
106:59
better if they could eclipse
107:03
no good lord
107:06
no good lord no sorry i got there
107:25
okay
107:27
oh
107:29
holograms are scary can't do that yeah
107:31
no i don't like getting dude i don't get
107:33
i don't i i no
107:35
i i don't like the idea of that
107:38
i i will make me sleep worse why would i
107:40
do such a thing
107:42
not a good i not a good plan not a good
107:45
plan at all
107:49
not a good plan
107:50
don't like that idea
107:58
all right
107:59
unlike being scared what do you mean
108:02
how did you sleep after half-life i like
108:04
this
108:05
dude it's the head crabs man that's the
108:07
only thing that scares me in that game
108:09
the um
108:11
the head crabs are the only thing the
108:13
zombies also and the and kind of
108:16
anything that jumped out at me but like
108:17
it sucks
108:19
i can't play the game i i can i i love
108:22
bone works in like a sandbox setting you
108:24
know
108:26
but none of the rest
108:30
you should see me [ __ ] around in that
108:32
game in via in vr dude it's so sick
108:38
[Music]
108:56
that's not good
109:02
[Music]
109:06
[Applause]
109:07
[Music]
109:08
how i hate that that was bad that was
109:11
not good i prefer the other mario one me
109:12
too i like the 8-bit one
109:17
[Music]
109:22
look at this
109:23
funky
109:26
groovy
109:29
hell yeah that's the one i like that's
109:30
my favorite
109:32
maybe it one's great yeah it looks so
109:34
much better than that one yeah
109:36
the vod's gonna have some muted sections
109:40
maybe
109:41
the 8-bit one's so good though
109:45
on i've got i'm closing a bunch of tabs
109:47
i have just bit literally just been
109:48
installing mods
109:51
on on blade and sorcery and [ __ ]
109:54
anyway sub goal for you to learn the
109:57
rick the dance rick roll
110:00
you mean just the [ __ ]
110:04
that
110:05
that's the whole dance
110:07
that's easy
110:08
i can do that i just did it
110:10
i have a secret message if you want to
110:11
hear it go to google translate
110:14
type in this thing convert it to french
110:16
then play audio it's nothing bad it's
110:18
fine
110:19
i don't trust you
110:22
oh i just remembered earlier you noticed
110:25
how fast i lost weight but it's because
110:27
i was getting worked by the re-education
110:29
center exercise three times a day food
110:32
was prison food and i had no contact
110:34
with the exterior no wi-fi and my four
110:37
grams was depleted
110:39
[Music]
110:42
what's your foreground all the clips i
110:43
mentioned are linked on your display is
110:45
now straight goal with eagle mindset
110:48
maybe
110:49
maybe
110:50
wait what straight dude with eagle
110:52
mindset oh yeah i think that's mostly
110:55
true
111:03
yeah i correct i corrected it at the end
111:05
though
111:07
unlike that that's an unfair
111:08
presentation of me i remember that
111:10
before you would wear wigs and [ __ ] but
111:12
this now 100 you heard not 100 i took it
111:14
from some russians but like it's it's
111:16
all in there
111:19
you know it's attached to me so
111:22
you know it's my hair
111:24
it's real hair though
111:31
ah
111:33
your words will now haunt you
111:37
oh [ __ ] i kind of want to just [ __ ]
111:38
around and play the sorcery
111:40
but yeah
111:42
i'm kind of tired
111:44
did finn just meow no i i just moaned uh
111:49
wasn't even especially drunk but yeah no
111:51
because i corrected myself i didn't do
111:52
it right but i've been on estrogen for
111:54
all years and my hair ain't that long
111:58
take some [ __ ]
112:05
maybe try some testosterone i don't know
112:07
it worked for me
112:09
uh also it's not this long it's it's
112:11
this long my hair stops it like there
112:13
now
112:14
are you like there the fake hair goes
112:17
all the way there all my love to f1 and
112:19
then
112:20
here you can actually see where it cuts
112:22
off see this see this
112:23
[Music]
112:27
good night everybody
112:30
good night
112:32
uh
112:33
sub goal to go bold one
112:35
one one sub
112:37
i'll take one
112:39
thank you for the reaching the sub goal
112:43
i've done it i have to get a buzz cut
112:47
what the [ __ ]
112:48
[Music]
112:51
this song kinda slaps ngl also belly
112:54
button or knows piercing next no no more
112:56
persons
112:58
[Music]
113:13
[Music]
113:17
you know the rules
113:18
[Music]
113:30
oh my god
113:33
what song was that
113:36
guys what song was that in the
113:37
background
113:41
i'm so damn tired
113:50
baby shark so
113:52
rude sounds don't buy dirt what's your
113:55
opinion on pineapple pizza yes no fruit
113:57
salad yes no and as dessert
114:00
pineapple as a fruit
114:02
top tier eight out of ten uh yeah seven
114:05
out of ten very [ __ ] good though um
114:08
fruit salad hell yeah
114:10
normally on its own hell yeah usually i
114:12
don't like it with anything else just
114:13
pineapple it sounds great or with other
114:15
fruits
114:16
um
114:17
cooked on pizza
114:20
i've never tried it but i have tried
114:23
cooked popcorn popcorn cooked pineapple
114:25
and it wasn't good
114:27
and i've never tried it on pizza but
114:29
cooked pineapple as itself not fun
114:33
pineapple is not worth the effort to cut
114:35
it
114:36
i'd almost agree with you but it's still
114:38
pretty good i'd take other stuff
114:43
uh
114:44
honestly i'm more impressed that you
114:45
pass this female so well is there makeup
114:47
involved in that or well i'm not wearing
114:49
any makeup right now i've got fake
114:50
eyelashes on
114:52
but these are on all the time and so is
114:54
the hair extensions but like i'm not
114:56
wearing any makeup right now no
114:57
uh but usually yes yes there's cut to
115:00
the chase recastly collab stream when
115:07
is he alive
115:09
i don't know
115:10
is he
115:16
yes nice
115:20
come on what do you mean come on i don't
115:22
know
115:23
it's an old video
115:25
when did they have video [ __ ] years
115:27
ago i don't know
115:28
finn i made an nft for you where should
115:30
i send it
115:33
i don't [ __ ] know
115:35
i don't i dude i have no clue how how
115:38
any of it works i'm not invested in
115:40
crypto i don't get it
115:42
um
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i don't know whether i should care
115:46
everyone that knows about it says i
115:48
should
115:48
web 3 and all that and everyone and
115:51
everyone else on earth says i said
115:54
everyone else just doesn't seem to give
115:55
a [ __ ] i see way more nft hate that i do
116:00
nft support
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and it makes no [ __ ] sense to me i
116:04
don't know if it's a bad thing so i
116:06
can't really get on side with the people
116:07
that hate him but it's so stupid as a
116:10
theory to me
116:12
specifically with with fi
116:15
i don't get it
116:18
go try rick roll rick astley
116:23
wow
116:25
i couldn't tell what that was um crypto
116:28
good and ft bad
116:30
fair enough
116:34
i guess
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[Music]
116:39
crypto nft is mlm for tech pros
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oh
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[Music]
117:05
i can't hear that [ __ ] song without
117:09
hearing
117:11
i can't hear that [ __ ] song
117:15
without thinking it's wrong because this
117:17
is the version i think it
117:18
[Music]
117:23
suck his is with a smile for hours at a
117:26
time stare at his nuts this is what
117:28
plays in my head come tonight and when
117:31
he asks me what position i say doggy
117:34
style and when they ask me what position
117:39
that's what's in my head i can't hear
117:40
that song and not think of this one
117:44
like it feels wrong like this feels like
117:46
the correct version
117:48
that has t this one has 10 million views
117:51
what's the original got
117:52
probably more but still
117:58
i want to know
118:00
25 million
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i mean gremlin
118:04
it's a more but it's like that's all
118:07
right rich or get again another house if
118:10
it's [ __ ] or not get in that free
118:12
money
118:14
uh you dumb gremlin make your own fts
118:16
and get stupid rich i don't think anyone
118:18
would buy my nfts uh if i made an nft i
118:21
think it could maybe maybe sell for like
118:26
200 bucks
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that's my that's my markup i think i'd
118:30
much rather just not do that hey chris
118:32
thanks for the eight gifted subs
118:36
hello
118:38
wait chris what the [ __ ] thank you what
118:40
brand eyeliner do you use
118:44
you know i don't know uh i use liquid
118:47
eyeliner and i don't
118:49
i've swapped it out quite a lot actually
118:52
just liquid eyeliner i don't know
118:57
i got really into using one that had
118:58
like a pot and it was like a pen and
119:00
then you put it in like like one of
119:02
those old timey pens you know
119:05
why did dream take down the [ __ ] mask
119:07
video like the animated one
119:10
was it because of the normal pills thing
119:12
just because of the normal pills thing i
119:14
guarantee it
119:17
i was trying to look for and i couldn't
119:18
be standing in front of the net with
119:20
about eight inches of his shaft in his
119:22
hand
119:26
nice
119:28
uh
119:31
liquida feels great on the eyeballs not
119:34
the eyeballs anyway
119:40
eight inches oof i know kind of small
119:42
right imagine how many oh
119:44
god that's pathetic
119:46
uh
119:48
i would stop watching you for sure if
119:50
you got involved in ft [ __ ] yeah like
119:52
okay
119:54
here's the thing i don't know how
119:55
they're bad
119:57
but that's the thing i don't know what
119:59
the [ __ ] they are they don't make any
120:02
real sense to me as like what i think
120:04
they are like in my head i get it as
120:06
like the token
120:08
proves that you own something whether it
120:10
be a
120:12
picture of a monkey or pee pee long
120:16
strong pp hidden in a thong but then
120:18
again it's not the actual thing that you
120:21
own like
120:23
this is the token
120:25
applied to the thing but you don't own
120:27
this thing you own the token
120:29
and this is nothing
120:32
this has no value anywhere
120:35
it's just nothing
120:37
and i get that money's nothing too but
120:40
like we kind of mutually all we set up
120:42
governments around the world to protect
120:44
this one but there's nothing for this
120:47
so i don't get how this has any value
120:52
a stream without knives tricks
120:54
please just a knife world are you
120:56
kidding me there's a knife on my chair
120:58
i've been playing with this one i've
120:59
been playing with this one i've been
121:01
playing with this one and i'm always
121:03
free for 12. that's how i can tell i'm
121:05
not drunk
121:06
wait uh what should i do what should the
121:09
intro be for this youtube video four
121:11
months later queen rose pogba ready
121:13
should we do this together i'm genuinely
121:15
getting an insight into what my youtube
121:17
uh career looks like i always do this
121:19
always go three two one and then i say
121:21
warden can attest to that watch this
121:23
ready ready three
121:27
that wasn't a girly squeal
121:31
but
121:33
we're live
121:34
so that's not oh damn hey helen
121:39
thanks for the five gifted subs
121:41
the hair length was great i agree
121:44
uh
121:45
a little bit longer now all right ready
121:46
to go
121:47
shut the [ __ ] up chat
121:49
i'm trying to film a youtube video chat
121:52
[ __ ]
121:55
good lord
121:56
oh god they did a poll
121:58
no i'm sensitive
122:03
[Music]
122:07
sonic cross dresses what the [ __ ]
122:10
nice
122:11
uh
122:12
someone gave me a definition
122:14
most nfts are bought and sold with
122:15
ethereum a cryptocurrency that guzzles
122:17
up energy and pumps out a lot of
122:18
greenhouse gas emissions
122:20
ah
122:21
nice
122:23
yeah
122:25
i don't know
122:27
if i don't care about him man
122:30
i really don't care about him
122:32
and the the thing with crypto um
122:35
is while i get these are patents and
122:38
trademarks using the internet as a
122:40
patent office
122:41
while i get um
122:44
nfts as a not nfts will i get
122:47
crypto as a form of currency
122:51
no well i get crypto as a form of an
122:53
investment i do not understand it as a
122:56
form of currency i don't believe that
122:58
anything will ever be i don't believe
123:00
that crypto will be used at least not
123:02
for a very long while and not definitely
123:04
not how it is right now
123:06
i'm concerned i don't think that
123:07
anyone's gonna transfer to move to
123:09
how crypto is now thousand dollars for
123:12
bob's and amaranth made 300 000 from
123:15
bob's nfds so
123:21
did she did she really is that actually
123:23
true
123:24
is that true
123:28
is that true
123:32
she made 300k
123:34
holy [ __ ]
123:38
that's nuts
123:44
it's deflationary yeah just because of
123:46
that rose is suddenly gonna get
123:48
now i gotta google how to use and how to
123:50
make an nft
123:51
um
123:53
plus it seems like it just kind of picks
123:54
it's what's it called
123:56
the uh it picks just a random person and
123:59
makes them like a multi-millionaire it
124:01
doesn't they're they're all [ __ ]
124:03
besides maybe beeples
124:05
uh i can respect people's work
124:09
um
124:10
but like oh my god
124:12
just like some random [ __ ] 10 year
124:14
old that makes like a bunch of doodles
124:16
in photoshop
124:18
just makes like seven million dollars
124:21
you know
124:23
i don't get that
124:24
i don't get that at all
124:26
for no reason
124:28
uh amaranth is a brilliant businesswoman
124:31
yeah dude she's great uh
124:34
i'd be cool to talk to her one day but
124:36
also didn't actually do that i was kind
124:37
of neat
124:38
i'm probably gonna i'm gonna guess that
124:40
she probably didn't do anything more
124:42
than another 14 because like maybe like
124:45
yeah
124:47
and ft's are laundering money laundering
124:48
and tax evasion yeah i heard this thing
124:50
okay
124:51
this maybe someone can talk me through
124:52
this but like there was this thing where
124:54
some dude like let's say you've got a
124:55
million bucks right and then you make it
124:57
an ft yourself and then you buy it
124:59
yourself
125:01
you buy the nft yourself
125:03
with a million dollars right so now the
125:05
nft is worth a million dollars but
125:07
you've done nothing you still because
125:10
it's blockchain there's no way to prove
125:12
anything
125:15
that one person's one person
125:17
so like
125:18
you just say that it's a million dollars
125:20
now it's just valued at a million
125:22
dollars and if it is it taxed because
125:25
then if that's taxed
125:27
you just
125:28
you win a million dollars of like credit
125:30
and then you go to jail for fraud
125:33
fraud has never been so easy what the
125:35
[ __ ]
125:37
cool
125:38
it'll be taxed to the point of sale it's
125:41
not taxed
125:49
people keep having their art stolen and
125:50
so does their nfts yeah
125:54
i dude i [ __ ]
125:57
the thing is like
125:58
why wouldn't you
126:00
like it's it's [ __ ] up and all but
126:02
like 15 miles wide there's no [ __ ]
126:04
there's no what's it called why wouldn't
126:06
people do that there's no
126:08
there's no downside there's literally no
126:10
downside to just stealing
126:13
on with with crypto and with nfts
126:15
there's no [ __ ] downside
126:18
so like why wouldn't people do that
126:21
insane anyway
126:24
another person assuming ethereum is the
126:26
only network for nfts educate yourself
126:28
oh
126:30
anyway i don't know
126:32
uh
126:34
love me some tech bros trying to impose
126:36
their own uh dystopia on the rest of us
126:40
yeah
126:43
oh there's a reddit post and out of the
126:45
loop [ __ ] yeah
126:46
step on create some jpegs sell the jpeg
126:48
to your friends and ft two hundred bucks
126:50
technology would be fantastic
126:53
for buying houses because if it was
126:55
formally adopted by gov ts
126:58
with nobody caring about what the chain
127:00
says they're meaningless
127:02
yeah but like why can't we do what why
127:04
doesn't that just exist now like that
127:06
isn't that just the same thing we just
127:08
have it as paper form
127:11
right
127:14
because it's like if you own the house
127:16
you own the house
127:18
you know
127:21
if some like let's say you buy a house
127:23
okay death scenario right uh you buy a
127:26
house the government goes they they [ __ ]
127:29
they hate you they rip up the paperwork
127:31
they delete all trace of you on paper
127:33
owning that house they go
127:34
what the [ __ ] you don't own this house
127:37
and they've taken away your paperwork
127:39
and then they kick you out right
127:42
but
127:42
nft dystopia right you own the house on
127:45
the blockchain so what can the
127:47
government do now
127:50
it's the same result
127:52
they just don't care you know like
127:55
what's the point
127:57
like proving it
127:59
to
128:00
the only use that the only use that
128:01
would ever have is like just proving it
128:04
to a government
128:06
right
128:07
because the
128:08
proving it to anyone else they just the
128:10
government's got all the details or like
128:11
every the [ __ ] rest of the world
128:13
their own
128:14
you know your receipts the place you
128:16
bought it from if it's a product the
128:19
land registry
128:20
internet records the company [ __ ]
128:23
data but every database on earth has a
128:25
record of whatever right
128:27
but instead
128:28
you could just put on the blockchain and
128:30
then it's just like whoever gives a [ __ ]
128:32
about the blockchain
128:34
versus whoever gives a [ __ ] about how
128:37
literally everyone on earth is operating
128:39
so it's like i don't know i kind of
128:41
trust that how everyone is operating bit
128:44
before the bit that isn't governed
128:46
i don't know man
128:48
because this isn't protected by a police
128:49
force right blockchain isn't protected
128:51
by people that if someone tries to steal
128:53
your
128:54
product that's connected to an nft
128:57
the the government's the one that the
128:58
one that [ __ ] does that right the
129:00
the there's no people on this side
129:03
i want to see the [ __ ] uh
129:05
army of crypto war the crypto warrior
129:07
army
129:08
to police my [ __ ] possessions you
129:10
know
129:12
change the same goal i
129:16
okay i don't get it
129:19
i can't tell if i just made a good point
129:21
or just a stupid point
129:25
i i don't know what the goal is going to
129:26
be
129:34
uh i'm sorry to tell you but bell left
129:36
the internet
129:38
uh well not for long
129:41
she's always she always [ __ ] comes
129:43
back
129:44
it's like the one constant at least you
129:46
can buy durgs with bitcoin but nfts are
129:49
literally useless i would agree with
129:51
that
129:52
it's like what the but then so is cash
129:55
but i guess that it's like it's it's
129:57
it's wireable cash
130:01
that's a good way to put it
130:03
it's it's it's online payable cash
130:07
right
130:08
and then as soon as it's like taxed then
130:10
all the all the utility goes away from
130:11
it in my opinion
130:13
i'm sure there's more i'm sure i'm being
130:15
done but like
130:23
anyway
130:27
you don't buy drugs with bitcoin use
130:29
monero bound him
130:31
i've found the drug recipient
130:34
the fbi get him get that one guy
130:37
uh sakira what the [ __ ] sakura what the
130:39
[ __ ] sakura double tf wtf this has all
130:42
been a elaborate ploy to catch you
130:46
get that guy calling all units don't
130:48
hate on nfts
130:50
that's why i can spend money on your
130:52
streams i love stupid town
131:03
casually missed the discord ping got
131:05
paid oso take my money
131:08
see this is what the good old fiat
131:10
system does i'm back on board with the
131:13
fiat system [ __ ] nfts
131:15
[Music]
131:18
if we're gonna talk about crypto and
131:20
blockchain type stuff i recommend a
131:22
video by johnny harris called how crypto
131:24
will change the world
131:27
it talks about both sides of this
131:29
argument and is very informative this
131:31
guy knows his [ __ ] let's go nfps baby
131:33
they're the future they're the future
131:35
let's go all money
131:39
same with gold and silver same with nft
131:42
and bitcoin hell yeah nfts let's go
131:44
buddy i'm on board
131:48
anyway
131:50
i don't think i'm going to watch that
131:51
video yet for for a good while
131:54
nft not
131:55
not
131:57
non [ __ ] thing
131:58
that's a very good point f1nn congrats
132:01
on getting your ears pierced you're
132:03
gorgeous you don't care about my genuine
132:06
compliments so getting to my point john
132:09
is back he's your cigarettes from the
132:11
corner store and he's back say you love
132:14
him so he doesn't leave again
132:17
is the nft the only ownable thing that
132:19
you can't [ __ ] people invent a currency
132:22
that's free of regulation femboy says it
132:24
would be great if only it was regulated
132:28
no i said it would be bad if it was
132:29
regulated and the reason no one's ever
132:31
gonna use it is because it's not
132:32
regulated or not it's not going to
132:34
become a staple of government but why
132:36
would you you use a currency that goes
132:38
up and down by so much
132:41
and don't get me started on nfts
132:46
is a non-fungible token an nft the only
132:50
thing that you can own but not [ __ ]
132:56
is it the only thing that's the way it
132:58
has value to me
133:00
if i take a picture
133:02
of my [ __ ] and i sell it as an nft
133:07
it is the only thing
133:09
that you that i own
133:12
that you could own
133:13
and not [ __ ]
133:18
because you can't you can own a website
133:20
kinda
133:22
you know
133:28
stocks no you can get a paper receipt
133:31
for stocks you can [ __ ] that
133:36
you can print that out
133:47
i think we found the use of nfts
133:52
you can [ __ ] your server out of a
133:54
website good point
134:00
you can print an nft out no you can only
134:02
print an image that it's attached to the
134:04
token is just a series of numbers that
134:06
you own
134:07
not weird
134:11
oh you know not not you know what i mean
134:15
non-fungible token means it cannot be
134:17
produced a robot you can
134:20
huh
134:25
right scumbags i'm full of attention i
134:27
don't think this is the only thing you
134:29
can't [ __ ] yet
134:34
surely that puts it in the category as
134:36
any software
134:39
yeah but you don't like own the software
134:43
like
134:44
in the end if they want if a company
134:46
wants to stop supporting a software they
134:48
can just like turn it off
134:50
you don't own it you own a copy of it as
134:52
an nft you actually own the thing
134:59
feet pick nft when
135:01
kappa
135:04
oh for [ __ ] sake i'm going back to my
135:05
friends stop do you not want to talk
135:06
about this
135:09
i have nft tattooed on my chest
135:13
oh my god
135:14
you own the token not the file exactly
135:17
crypto brothers don't talk about stable
135:19
coins or the idea of cbdcs or use nfds
135:23
to fight against plagiarism in an
135:25
interesting way
135:29
and what's happening
135:31
f1 nn coin win rose botswan
135:35
come on f1nn give us that rose coins we
135:39
all get to be rich and then be poor
135:41
again because we simply tall to you
135:44
that's a way more profitable idea just
135:46
scam your entire audience make it
135:54
that's a good point actually i don't
135:55
know
135:56
uh
135:57
you're gonna love what i've sent you for
135:58
christmas have you guys sent me anything
136:00
for christmas
136:01
that's cool
136:02
i know that i've got a bunch of stuff
136:04
downstairs that is like that's po box
136:06
stuff for christmas
136:08
can't wait for that
136:09
if you write a code you own that so
136:14
fair play
136:16
you can't [ __ ] crypto though ah another
136:18
good point actually anything crypto
136:20
related can't [ __ ] any of web3
136:27
uh the p.o box gift i sent is for winter
136:29
not necessarily christmas okay boxes
136:32
yeah i've got a ton uh there's a bunch
136:34
downstairs they like block their waist
136:36
height as a wall so that's pretty good
136:38
there's a lot of them
136:39
um and i've got to figure out how what
136:42
i'm gonna do for it and also what i'm
136:44
gonna wear because i bought something
136:46
but it was just really really short like
136:47
it was very clearly lingerie
136:49
um and i didn't realize it was it didn't
136:51
say lingerie but it's definitely
136:53
lingerie like it's it's a very short
136:56
it's gonna be a [ __ ] christmas stream
136:58
i think but i'm going to try and make it
136:59
a bit more
137:01
safe for work
137:04
anyway we'll see if it's not f able does
137:06
that mean it's virgin ground
137:14
you're right
137:22
not a rickroll of it i swear
137:27
[Music]
137:31
oh wait it's messing with me to give you
137:34
an idea of how
137:36
[Music]
137:41
you everything much need to know
137:44
i don't know who peter molly looks is
137:46
i have no idea who he is
137:48
technically you could print the
137:50
blockchain hashes and f that if you
137:52
really wanted to
137:55
that's a good idea
137:57
everyone applause for that good idea
138:01
[Music]
138:16
everyone else gets a clap though
138:18
everyone else besides that guy
138:21
why no
138:23
oh we said can't [ __ ] your pets nice
138:26
okay that guy's cool
138:28
oh damn
138:31
that guy oh he's all right i thought he
138:33
said something else thanks for the 10
138:35
gifted subs chris 007. please stop wait
138:38
no oh my god you did it right this time
138:40
[ __ ] my brain auto triggered
138:42
oh my god thanks for the 10 gifted subs
138:43
are not a weird number
138:46
i didn't send that video a second time
138:47
ah well [ __ ] it i knew that i needed the
138:50
motivation
138:56
i took christmas weekend off so the
138:58
stream better be slooty you know that
139:00
you can play factorio like a boss most
139:02
people are used to get watch your step
139:04
achievement over and over again but i
139:07
prefer when trains are getting this
139:09
achievement if you want to jump the
139:10
moving train like a giga chart just stay
139:13
on the race and press enter in the right
139:15
and press enter in the and press r
139:18
and press
139:19
and press enter in the right moment like
139:21
me your friends are a bunch of losers
139:24
who cannot jump into a moving train just
139:26
give them a helpful tank after reaching
139:28
their location use your car
139:31
[ __ ] yeah oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] thank
139:33
you for the five gifted subs i don't
139:35
know what we're doing if we hit the
139:36
store you know the lock-picking lawyer
139:38
and about a year ago i showed you my
139:40
absolute favorite cylinder this
139:42
well-used albeit somewhat short [ __ ] hey
139:45
rose now if you'd like to sleepy
139:48
stream have pink in it or will it be
139:50
another kind of sleuthing oh and rose
139:53
give me my eyes back no gremlin
139:56
but today is all about the favorite of
139:59
mrs lock picking lawyer and while she
140:01
does like my [ __ ] it is not her favorite
140:04
her favorite is one that she actually
140:06
had even before i knew her though it
140:08
never got any use until after we met at
140:11
least that
140:15
oh
140:17
oh man i sure love standing here without
140:20
a gun to the back of my head oh no let's
140:22
try this before you die it didn't work
140:24
the first time i tried yeah
140:26
any last words
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oh my god
140:33
oh damn
140:34
that was [ __ ] let's do a helix baby
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oh it was so cool for a second
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[Music]
140:50
let's try a helix
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and i'm wearing shorts this time baby
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[ __ ]
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fam boy power
141:17
fanboy power
141:23
it's good i'm sorry i'm just picking it
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up good thing it doesn't have a blade
141:28
it's just really [ __ ] heavy
141:30
i'm just picking it up one minute one
141:32
second
141:38
i have very dexterous toes
141:41
uh
141:45
monkey feet any p.o box item can be a
141:48
christmas po box item if the fanboy
141:50
opens stuff infrequently enough
141:56
good point what if i just saved it up
141:57
for an entire year
142:00
no that's a bad idea
142:02
what if i just saved up po boxes for an
142:04
entire year and then did it like that
142:05
like i only opened them on like big
142:07
events you know
142:09
too much but it'd be so cool
142:11
like i just have this giant [ __ ] pile
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oh
142:16
if someone sends food it's gonna be
142:18
awful
142:19
it'll be so long yeah be a 24 hour
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stream
142:24
but the orphan i sent won't last a year
142:26
oh no
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oh no
142:30
do you shave your legs or wax them
142:33
how do you get them so smooth shave you
142:35
just shave it's fine it works
142:39
shave it's very smooth they uh shave and
142:42
then moisturize
142:44
uh actually
142:46
the fun tip that i'm just i mean
142:49
you can use like moisture i wouldn't
142:51
recommend using moisturizer with alcohol
142:53
in it for anything but uh if you're just
142:55
doing your body
142:56
if you're just doing your legs uh
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moisturize with alcohol maybe fine it
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kind of might act as a little bit of an
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aftershave sort of thing so it it
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wouldn't like
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you know maybe like alcohol and stuff
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might not infect it i don't know might
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be good for it
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i don't know plus it doesn't really
143:11
matter if your legs look
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you know like what
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anyway
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my neck glitches
143:22
better sugar wax better yeah i don't
143:24
know how to do that though
143:26
thanks for the 16 months [ __ ] oh my
143:28
god thanks for the 16 months sub dude
143:31
what is this
143:35
hold on
143:37
what was that about leg lube
143:41
would you get laser hair removal
143:43
maybe maybe on like maybe on like uh
143:45
what's it called i don't know maybe i'm
143:47
like armpit
143:48
that'd be kind of cool
143:50
waxing goal
143:54
don't buy that one
143:56
next marisa stream when
144:01
i mean she is here
144:03
got quite a bit but
144:05
you've seen the update to the goals list
144:06
oh have you taken out ear piercing
144:08
woohoo
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[Music]
144:29
there we go
144:32
uh i have not seen the updated list
144:37
holy [ __ ]
144:44
wait no that was wait hold on
144:49
is that an nft or is no no
144:52
wait the amaranth thing i don't believe
144:54
that's an nft i think that's just only
144:57
you know
144:58
and it's just an of thing
145:01
right
145:06
yeah that's not a that's not a nft
145:09
that's just only one that's just the
145:11
only friends
145:14
208 280k for a pick of my boobs
145:17
that's pretty [ __ ] good though
145:19
can i borrow something that's pretty
145:21
[ __ ] good
145:31
when are you leaving for germany i don't
145:33
know i'm not sure
145:38
busy give me a minute
145:58
guys i've got to do a quick password
146:00
reset on my paypal
146:02
i got to make a payment to
146:04
someone i'm gonna remember the password
146:08
hold up okay
146:11
hands where we can see him yeah
146:21
sorry i'm still i'm still on twitter
146:22
give me a minute okay i'm good i'm off
146:26
if you want to see finn do a photo shoot
146:28
for patreon or of type 1 in chat
146:41
stairs
146:51
think of the money
146:56
280k would be pretty cool
146:58
they'll be pretty dope
147:00
humankind has been walking on stairs for
147:03
centuries but have you ever wonder what
147:05
their importance might be
147:08
down go up go down or to watch it all go
147:10
follow them
147:13
stairs
147:14
and why go up go down to understand this
147:17
further we need to look inside a human
147:20
or not no go down into a human cell this
147:23
is a diagram of a cell as you can see
147:26
there is a lot of things we don't
147:28
understand go up go down
147:31
do they not know
147:34
did they not i don't think they got it
147:35
never mind
147:37
i don't think they quite understood
147:46
i don't know
147:47
science doesn't answer this question
147:52
[Music]
148:00
nice
148:01
i really like that video
148:04
this is the lock picking lawyer and what
148:05
i have for you today is one of the most
148:07
trusted i've seen it we've seen it the
148:09
collection and one that i don't often
148:11
share publicly in fact i normally only
148:14
show it to my wife it goes by many
148:17
different names but my favorite is that
148:19
used by the french so that is what we
148:21
will use today
148:23
it is le [ __ ]
148:25
now i have had this cylinder for
148:27
literally as long as i can remember in
148:30
fact i vividly recall playing with it
148:32
all the time when i was younger and you
148:34
can see from the condition that this
148:36
[ __ ] has seen some hard use over the
148:38
years if you're familiar with cox
148:41
cylinders you may be thinking right
148:43
about now that mine is a little on the
148:46
small side and it's true no this is only
148:48
about no it's okay it's fine
148:52
what's your dream car and why uh title
148:54
to this video anything that you know
148:56
drives itself of course her beaver now i
148:59
have been avidly interested in beavers
149:01
since i was a teenager but over the
149:04
years no two beavers that i've ever
149:06
decided
149:09
let's take a closer look at my wife's
149:11
beaver
149:12
the most obvious feature is the large
149:14
opening in the center but if we take a
149:17
closer look we'll see something that a
149:19
lot of guys miss
149:21
there's a small hood shaped feature at
149:23
the 12 o'clock position if you're going
149:26
to manipulate a beaver you're going to
149:28
have to give that area special attention
149:31
another notable property is the wrinkled
149:33
surface all around the main opening
149:36
not all beavers have that in fact i have
149:39
another
149:42
that's funny
149:43
oh my god you guys are taking notes you
149:46
always avert your eyes and blush when
149:48
you are ashamed of something or don't
149:50
want to admit something it's cute and
149:53
amazing for the next question
149:55
i'll do your spin have you ever watched
149:57
prn and imagined yourself as the girl
150:00
i'll do you spin with my pasty thighs
150:03
one suck
150:04
all right
150:06
i almost joke
150:08
look at these
150:10
look at these boys look at these thighs
150:12
oh my god
150:13
look at that
150:15
look at that
150:16
look at that look at that [ __ ] look at
150:18
those [ __ ] tiny legs
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no
150:26
no
150:30
thank you for the thank you for the
150:31
dollars
150:33
milk bottles
150:37
bony ass legs yeah
150:40
got no thighs on me dude the only thing
150:43
feminine about me is my face
151:07
got a beat to it
151:10
someone paid to show you this
151:13
yeah they did
151:15
and it was good
151:17
banging slapping
151:20
uh tupac wishes he could have come up
151:23
with a beat like that
151:27
that 12 was remarkably unsexy
151:31
how can i make this how can i make this
151:34
outfit look sexy
151:40
what am i what am i supposed to do i am
151:42
in an un sexy outfit man
151:46
take the shorts off that would get me
151:49
banned i'm not wearing any underwear
151:52
that's all that's
151:57
that would be bad
151:59
bar
152:00
shorts not as short as they looked when
152:02
scrunched up earlier scam charge back
152:05
time
152:08
of course one sec
152:18
of course they are
152:20
stop showing off your camel toe
152:26
hey risa
152:28
what's up
152:31
okay
152:38
are you
152:39
[Music]
152:41
i'm doing well
152:43
it's not the outfits which is sexy but
152:45
the girl where he's now straight girl
152:47
with eagle mindset maybe
152:49
maybe
152:51
wait what
152:52
straight dude with ego mindset oh yeah i
152:55
think that's mostly true
153:03
she's still there
153:05
would you like some cake
153:12
one minute boys i'm gonna get the
153:13
gremlin some cake
153:15
as a remedy
153:20
raise the cake pog
153:22
cake time
153:24
i would like wait i need you to get a
153:27
plate of sorts are you just gonna sit on
153:28
the floor
153:30
can i turn on the camera
153:34
you're right underwear all right can i
153:36
can i turn on the can i turn on the
153:37
camera
153:38
okay
153:40
the cape will keep breeze of time what
153:42
am i supposed to do
153:43
i can't just sit here wait a
153:46
second on the floor
153:50
literally just
153:51
i bet you this would look so [ __ ]
153:53
funny on camera too
153:57
how do you like the way i cut the cake
154:02
i thought you wasn't weird
154:05
can i like
154:07
what if i can i like zoom in on my now
154:10
looking good as always rose
154:14
huh
154:25
i think we're gonna go see spider-man i
154:27
think again uh i already saw it but
154:29
we're we're gonna go see it again like
154:31
real soon though good morning my
154:33
neighbors i [ __ ] you
154:36
yes
154:37
yes
154:38
[ __ ] you
154:40
i don't know what
154:42
um so i'm gonna get double the spoilers
154:45
we're gonna go see it like a big old
154:47
imax cinema i think uh just as a bit of
154:50
a re-watch
154:51
uh also i think marisa wants to go to
154:54
like see more of the stuff we kind of
154:55
missed out on give a more objective
154:57
review
154:58
because we were just hyped up all the
154:59
way through and also like see what the
155:02
audience reaction is going to be like on
155:04
a on a more crowded cinema because we
155:05
went to like a pretty small one before
155:07
which was very nice very cozy
155:09
uh but yeah so many details yeah
155:13
i swear your blank face stare has so
155:15
much feminine energy what the [ __ ]
155:17
really
155:23
really
155:24
really
155:35
what about now
155:39
floor cake
155:43
right now
155:46
that would have got you
155:48
that would have got you you wouldn't
155:50
have seen that coming you wouldn't seen
155:51
it coming it was good
155:54
dash check
156:02
oh [ __ ] thanks for the dosh
156:04
what the [ __ ]
156:06
[Music]
156:15
was that punch it was a good punch
156:17
except i'm kind of tired now
156:20
so i'm going to rest
156:23
are you still doing martial arts
156:25
yes i'm in training
156:26
i do have a i do have a belt in jew
156:29
though they're like a green belt in judo
156:33
or something i have i have a i'm a i am
156:36
a belt in judo
156:37
i did judo
156:40
that's pretty good
156:42
i that's my that's a martial art right
156:44
there i can throw you over my hip easy
156:47
and break your break your goddamn arm
156:49
dude i'm good
156:52
you have a green belt in cuddling gotcha
156:55
damn right i do you want to spoon me
156:57
i'll put you in an armbar
157:00
mess you up i'll turn your joints
157:02
sideways i'm i'm i'm
157:04
sick
157:05
i'm twisted
157:08
hot what the [ __ ]
157:16
that must be awkward what do you shower
157:18
with the women during girl months
157:20
what no i don't do
157:22
judo anymore i don't even use women's
157:24
bathrooms now that'd be creepy as [ __ ]
157:26
i'm just like straight up a dude i may
157:29
have long hair but i am still a guy i
157:32
mean come on
157:33
that would be weird i don't want to do
157:35
that
157:38
what do you mean now what do you mean
157:39
what do you mean what do you mean what
157:40
do you mean
157:44
how do you know i like it rough
157:51
like i don't do judo now
158:00
what do you mean i'm so confused
158:03
how do you
158:04
my [ __ ] pink oh my god
158:08
phrasing i'm so confused
158:10
what do you mean
158:14
ha
158:16
all right then big guy demonstrate how
158:18
to use it scissor kick
158:20
i don't know we don't do kicks and
158:21
punches in judo it's a grappling martial
158:23
art
158:26
none of this
158:27
even though i do look like that most of
158:29
the time
158:34
see i can punch like that
158:38
why is he at michael phelps triangle
158:41
[Music]
158:57
okay who do you think of me win me all
158:58
that guy
159:00
what do you what do you think
159:02
me or me or the guy
159:06
yeah uh
159:08
brucy yeah
159:11
me or me or brucy
159:15
what's his second name no idea
159:18
uh
159:21
who do you think of win you easy you you
159:24
paul
159:25
i feel like we don't even need to
159:29
i'm i'm gonna win that fight
159:33
he would destroy you and urinate on your
159:35
corpse
159:36
there's a little graphic
159:43
he would easily overpower you
159:47
i'm powerful
159:49
alexa
159:50
how tall was bruce lee
159:56
five foot eight bro
159:59
what a shorty what an idiot
160:02
i i'm in a better weight class dude
160:06
[ __ ] i'm five foot nine let's go
160:11
i'd buddy him bro i'm insane
160:16
and mess him up
160:19
five eight i'm five nine i body that
160:21
dude
160:22
throw him into a throw him into a car
160:24
throw him into the side of a blue car
160:26
dude
160:31
i'm the most powerful height there is
160:38
shut up stuff
160:39
uh
160:41
that's like twice the size it goes in
160:43
scale just like order of magnitude
160:52
he'd turn you into a housewife in 30
160:54
minutes what does that even mean what
160:56
does that mean
160:57
that makes no sense
160:59
this makes no
161:00
sense if i had a fight with bruce lee
161:04
i'd be turned into a housewife
161:06
what does that mean
161:11
this dude can punch me into a dress
161:14
[Applause]
161:16
ocean vegeta what does a scouter say
161:18
about his power level
161:20
it's a
161:22
it's
161:24
it's o
161:25
zero
161:27
s weak boy
161:32
you'd fold him damn right i'd fold bruce
161:35
lee
161:38
oh my god
161:41
bruce lee would forcibly feminize you
161:44
i'm sure he's great at makeup i'm sure
161:46
he's really he's a talented eyelash
161:48
technician
161:50
he'd knock you into hrt with an srs with
161:53
one punch good lord
161:55
he's nuts he'd one inch punch my uh
161:58
penis into oblivion it just like turned
162:00
into dust
162:03
it's more it's it's a very cheap surgery
162:06
but it's uh
162:08
very painful
162:15
he'd slap the residual manhood out of
162:17
you holy [ __ ]
162:19
been beating a dead man wait a second i
162:21
would definitely kick the [ __ ] out of
162:24
bruce lee now like right now
162:27
like if me and bruce lee fought today
162:30
as is
162:31
i'd win
162:35
you thought about that
162:38
i'd kick this [ __ ] out of bruce lee
162:40
i'm stronger
162:42
i'm way faster
162:44
uh i've got like a higher weight class
162:48
i can do martial arts a way better now
162:51
you know
162:53
[Music]
162:55
it's good
162:57
so do we tell him the girls have
162:58
interest for every month that they are
163:00
late i make the rules
163:07
not you
163:10
[Music]
163:25
you sure could stand up
163:27
you could sure could stand by uh walking
163:29
corpse dad damn right
163:32
little
163:32
spots
163:34
anyway uh
163:36
that's a fair point
163:38
uh i think i i think i wanted to do just
163:40
a little quick stream um but i'm about
163:42
to go see spider-man
163:44
i do set rock i do i bro i i am doing
163:48
the i'm doing all the cool stuff i'm i'm
163:50
i'm doing the rules
163:52
i'm solid i pierce my ears so you know i
163:55
mean business
163:57
put it put a hole in my ear bro
164:00
i mean business
164:01
anyway i hope now that you can have a
164:03
little bit more trust in me i got my i
164:05
got my i got my uh ears did
164:08
i want to go see spiderman for the
164:09
second time
164:10
and guess what if you aren't nice to me
164:13
i'm gonna come back and i'm gonna put a
164:15
letter through each one of your doors
164:18
and i'm gonna tell you
164:21
bad things i'm gonna tell you spoilers
164:26
guess what
164:29
i tell you i'm gonna write it all down
164:31
on notes i'm going to photocopy them i'm
164:33
going to fax them to you
164:38
that's how i'm going to get my notes
164:53
please show your piercings again oh it's
164:55
there hold on
164:57
one there
164:59
one there they're uneven
165:02
they're not in the same place
165:05
by like one millimeter and it's a pain
165:07
in the ass that i know that i could have
165:10
got i could have gone to the grave and
165:11
we all could have without knowing that
165:13
but i know it i'm gonna let you know
165:15
anyway boys i'm gonna go
165:17
i'm gonna see the movie
165:21
goodbye
165:23
goodbye love you
165:25
bye
165:26
sorry a bit of more of a cozy stream
165:28
goodbye
165:34
maybe i'll fix the nail hopefully i'll
165:36
fix the nail it's a good catch-up stream
165:38
i'll see you tomorrow goodbye friends
165:41
goodbye
165:42
i am i got that i got the boobs look at
165:44
my
165:46
er
165:47
boom all right bye guys