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[Music]
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do
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[Music]
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so
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[Music]
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do
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[Music]
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19 months
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[Music]
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six
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[Music]
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what's up
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[Music]
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13 months of simping
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[Music]
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nine months
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where's our baby
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i don't know why i just decided to turn
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the camera on like that
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hi
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it's me i haven't done this in ages and
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i look like a guy isn't that weird when
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was the last time you saw me like this
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on this pink screen when was the last
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time you saw this bean nate monster just
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you were my most favorite streamer it's
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been a while right like is this not a
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little bit weird to you
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like i've just
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just haven't seen this but happy 13
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months less than three
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that was amazing right
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i uh oh yeah and i got new nails
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my sexual
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orientation nice
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uh i'm sorry holy moly i have been here
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too in my head
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text this [ __ ] hello hello boys hello
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the mountain of resubs
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[ __ ] two months sub there's like been 15
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of you in 10 seconds hello anyway
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how is your day been how has your week
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been how long has it been how has it
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been like oh it feels like it's been a
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while right nail track you wanna see the
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nails
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uh oh i gotta be i gotta be masculine
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one yeah it's been quite how is that
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even possible
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hold on
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i don't know here's the nails though
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they don't show well on camera but the
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people that like the the gothy it's not
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goth but you know what i mean the people
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like the more like
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anyway look at this they're these
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they're like gray but you can't really
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tell
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there's a really cool effect that they
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have in like
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they look so much cooler in real life
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because they've got like this whole
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almost a year pog
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like
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thing going on you can't really tell
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there's like a stripe of like really
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shiny and they're out there and it's all
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photographed it's pretty epic though
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it's pretty pretty cool you just go for
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black mouse we'll start getting them
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done stop being up stop being a little
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[ __ ] and go get go get some uh gel
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nails done go get some fake ones go get
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some dude genuinely okay
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i think there's a [ __ ] utilitarian
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like use for these things like they are
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tough like this
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bro
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my nails are so strong now i feel like i
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could drop a hammer on them they'd be
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fine it'd bounce the hammer would bounce
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off and it's like a force field it's
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awesome
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holy [ __ ]
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lost man the 21 month sub five months
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wow
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that's gonna pop up in a minute because
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there's such a backlog but hello thanks
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for thank you
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[ __ ] i could do this all day
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that's a marvel reference i could do
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this all day just literally just reading
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out the amount of people that just
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reached
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hi
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holy [ __ ]
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god it's been ages i've lived in two
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weeks but where's rose bro i've been
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hiding them hiding her
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i mean we're dif we are different people
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they're trapped in them
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attic
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yep they're in the attic they're trapped
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in the attic i
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they're gone uh i cleaned up while they
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weren't while uh while rose was gone
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look at this
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rose is so messy
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and now it's clean besides
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besides that but it's mostly clean if
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you look at just this frame i can
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finally sub to you besides that don't
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look at that chair
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look at my nice clean room
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look at my ice cream room i got a
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christmas tree where does the turtle go
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it's been ages
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oh
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hey babe happy nine months i want the
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name of our baby
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jeff i was i'm on amazon on my other
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screen and i thought jeff jeffrey
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jeffrey jeffrey jeff
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jeff anyway
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your eyebrows look weird
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my girls look weird
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when did that happen i guess so dude i'm
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so great like my earring gray it's weird
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that i have an earring nails great
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pizzazz
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bro i can't keep focus when there's
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[ __ ] eight months already god
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there's just so much money coming in i
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can't focus god i hate you guys god i
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this is job's so tough 18 months
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what happened
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no listen i'm putting down my foot here
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hold on i'm putting one second i need
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some serious
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ten months pog
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seriously manly
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music
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there's a playlist on youtube called
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manly music
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i'm putting down my foot that's my
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accent i'm i'm wait [ __ ] i'm i'm flexing
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[Music]
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while you're you're in my wall you're in
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my stream you're under my rules
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welcome back rose are you going to fix
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the simp goal or are we going to fund
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hordum a second time who the [ __ ]
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is the [ __ ] is
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who the [ __ ]
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who the [ __ ] is rose
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like it sounds like a shitty
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like a like a like a
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woman's name we hate women around these
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parts
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anyway hyphen five two how you been
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there's a song literally just called i
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am a man i wanna hear it
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cool anyway
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um
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i've been doing really well actually
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i've been i've been taking like my
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minecraft i'm doing well nails but i i
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yes
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i didn't know what that was i had to
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have that explained to me but yes i did
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uh very cool by the way they have like a
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little magnet and it's like they're
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ferret there's the glitter in there's
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like
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they're like they're the sparkly stuff
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the glitter in there is like ferrous so
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when you put a magnet on it like turns
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it looks really pretty when you turn it
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like anyway
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it's mad hours boys
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here's what's gonna
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happen here's what's gonna happen
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there's not gonna be a single woman
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moment on this stream it's all about
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masculinity it's all about testosterone
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it's all about
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balding there's so much gonna be
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happening in this stream that's it and
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none of it's gonna be feminine not one
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bit
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uh i refu you need to have at least one
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stream where you can tell the difference
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between what i normally look like day to
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day what i should look like and then
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what you see on my streams and on videos
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okay are we all right with that chat
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and if you're not if you're not alright
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with it guess what
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i don't care
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because i'm a because i'm a me because
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i'm a i'm a manly man because i i don't
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care what you think i'm i'm going to
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kick some ass
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i'm going
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i'm going to i'm going to punch
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something or someone the best man leave
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me if you don't
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see that [ __ ] lightning lightning
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they call me they call me i am trans and
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i have recently started to express that
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muhammad ali you have been such an
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inspiration with general advice you give
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you have been more helpful than you know
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love you lots rose
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hell yeah thank you
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i i i'm sure you were talking more about
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how to uh
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after how to become stronger in the gym
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as i am uh
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something to make sure inspiration still
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aren't sub to people as a fitness goal
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anyway
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thank you that was very very nice of you
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thank you for the thank you for the kind
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kind words
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um
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but
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what the [ __ ]
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hold on two months i want to see where
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i'm at because here is too many more to
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come keep up the great work
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there's so many [ __ ] people
11:30
but thank you oh i see it okay echo
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thank you okay i see where we're at
11:34
there's like a whole list and i don't
11:36
know how far back we are like a whole
11:38
two minutes behind anyway
11:40
being offensive stream
11:42
selling balls what the [ __ ]
11:45
frieza has exposed you on some of her
11:47
streams maurice is a breeze is awesome
11:49
so your hair looks great less than three
11:52
also what's the simp goal mean exactly
11:57
what i didn't even notice this is the
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first time i'm watching one of your
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streams live while cross-dressing slash
12:04
being femboy i guess i'm part of the
12:06
fanboy gang now smile me and a friend
12:09
went shopping and i got myself a nice
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dress i hope no one in my family sees
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this skeptical
12:17
ah it's fine you just gotta be hotter
12:19
than all of them and then you'll be all
12:20
right that's how i did it i out i out
12:23
attractiveness my entire family and now
12:25
they let me do whatever i want
12:27
i'm respected i'm the man of the house
12:29
now because i'm prettier anyway uh our
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steam baby i do have something to do you
12:35
look twitchy
12:36
i'm not here just to talk [ __ ] uh
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by the way does it not look weird not
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the eyebrows but the eyelashes like
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doesn't my face look weird without
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eyelashes now
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a little bit because i i very rarely see
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myself on like
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stream labs this little window that i'm
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looking at happening without my
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eyelashes
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does it
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kind of like
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it is a little weird because i dude i
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see myself with eyelashes in the mirror
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that's the only thing that i always see
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when i'm doing girl months
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and it's it's that it's really [ __ ]
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hard
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anyway so uh
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it's a it's a thing you wouldn't you
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wouldn't get it you should add some
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makeup and eyelashes
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no i'm determined this stream will not
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become feminine this stream will not
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i will be masculine
13:26
unless a substantial donation gone
13:30
i could set a donor goal to do to do
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makeup but i i no i need no no no stream
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manly stream grow a beard at last btw
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can you show your cute nails to stream
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yeah
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yeah sure
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i mean yeah
13:51
i really turned off drive to survive to
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watch toxic masculine himbo energy
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instead smh
13:59
looks like masculine
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that's a good way to put it i have two
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characters
14:05
toxic masculine himbo manly man finn and
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a clean
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who are you and what have you done with
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the real fin
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no real real this is real finn rose is
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gone
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that's not gonna she's she's in the
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attic
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wow she's trapped i stuck her up there
14:23
anyway um
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i i do have a thing to do though i have
14:27
gathered all of the stuff that you
14:29
bought on that stream where we spent
14:30
seven hundred and fifty dollars uh it's
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all behind me here are all the clothes
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you bought and i
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the other thing
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you bought i can't show on stream
14:41
apparently i know i googled it uh by the
14:44
way ruby is very much enjoying her mini
14:46
fridge for christmas
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uh
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it worked out uh so i i don't have that
14:52
there it seems like such a dance strange
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thing for me but it worked really well
14:56
for me what the [ __ ]
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thank you
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damn
15:04
i've been staying hydrated my skin is
15:06
pretty damn good like my hold on besides
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this one besides my
15:11
yeah anyway but you like generally skin
15:14
health
15:16
top tier oh my god i was gonna grab it
15:18
anyway uh i've gathered together all the
15:21
stuff that you guys sent me 750 well
15:24
spent
15:25
um
15:26
all of its clothes and i kind of want to
15:28
see
15:29
what the these are perches that i
15:32
approved okay like they went through me
15:34
first and i want to show you what we've
15:37
garnered
15:38
i have been watching you on youtube do
15:41
you have and fanboy tips
15:43
also when it comes to being a fanboy i
15:46
look up to you
15:47
also my birthday 25 on the 13th
15:53
do skin care apparently manly man now as
15:55
well
15:57
i've been i've been i've gotten better
15:58
at the whole skincare routine i really
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do have a routine
16:01
dildos under the desk
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no
16:10
it's like somewhere else that's not
16:12
there
16:13
who's the girl on stream today i like
16:16
her lo-fi aesthetic no makeup looks are
16:19
underrated a loaf
16:21
[ __ ] lo-fi aesthetic what the [ __ ] i
16:24
need like uh red headphones or something
16:26
with caddy within five months
16:29
but no
16:34
the dildo used to be on my chair or it
16:36
still is on my chair it's just
16:40
anyway
16:43
i'm out listen i want i this will be a
16:45
man's manly stream
16:48
and i refuse i refuse to make to do make
16:51
up the stream it will not [ __ ] happen
16:54
do we have a deal
16:57
shake hands with me chad do we have a
16:58
deal
17:10
alexa is it opposite day today
17:13
yes you know 12th and tonight is when
17:15
you're supposed to take christmas
17:16
decorations down
17:18
not put them up yeah
17:22
it is
17:23
there's no
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there's no [ __ ] way
17:29
alexa
17:30
shut the [ __ ] up is it really [ __ ]
17:32
opposite day
17:34
she said yes
17:35
the [ __ ] said yes dude
17:43
it's in january bro
17:45
it is you all said yes you can't take it
17:48
back anymore
17:49
[ __ ] you i'm gonna do it it's january
17:52
25th same [ __ ] anyway
17:55
i'm gonna remain in man mode i will not
17:57
try a single item of the sun you have my
17:59
word
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on last wow
18:02
happy four months unless maybe
18:09
17 months being a
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simple unless maybe a bribe
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no
18:17
okay i can't do it there's one team
18:20
it's too cute pretty woman unless
18:26
is that a wig or no no velp time to go
18:28
back to our hold on let me unbox this
18:30
stuff there's so much uh
18:34
hold on
18:40
sorry i missed a couple things
18:42
so jay do you know the 12th night is
18:44
where you're supposed to take christmas
18:45
decorations down
18:46
my dad did it was on stream again please
18:49
he cleaned the whole room my dad cleaned
18:50
simp mountain it was insane
18:52
um
18:54
is it okay if i sample your mind
18:56
you look like a youth pastor and not the
18:59
cool kind like the gap year ran out of
19:02
money kind
19:15
i googled youth pastors and honestly
19:17
you're not wrong hi baby girl
19:22
oh [ __ ]
19:25
yeah
19:26
fair enough
19:28
we all know that you want to look like a
19:30
pretty girl so go ahead and apply makeup
19:36
no
19:42
oh having to choose between what you and
19:45
kit bogu is hard
19:49
i have a karambit
19:50
[ __ ] with me now haters holy [ __ ] right
19:55
you know kind of epic
19:58
month seems like just yesterday
20:02
it is it is it is girl month damn it now
20:05
dress up now but i haven't booked my
20:07
appointments bro it's not scheduled yet
20:09
so it's i'm delaying it for minecraft
20:12
related reasons and also uh people are
20:14
[ __ ] new years anyway
20:17
gays
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upon gays upon my collection of [ __ ]
20:23
what do you want to see first
20:26
gays
20:28
can someone edit that well i like reveal
20:30
and it's just like it's ant frost and
20:33
velvet
20:36
i found you two months ago already wow
20:39
love your content thank you
20:44
i say we do i'm
20:46
what's that [ __ ] bet what have you
20:48
done mods finn wears something girly in
20:50
the next hour
20:57
you know what
20:58
you know what
20:59
you want to do it like this we'll do it
21:01
like this
21:04
you wanna
21:16
what should i ask
21:19
hold on
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[Music]
21:31
there we go
21:32
how about this
21:40
there you go you want to play this
21:42
[ __ ] game there's your there's your
21:44
stakes [ __ ]
21:46
it's fun dude you want to play this
21:49
[ __ ] game you want to play this game
21:52
dummies
21:54
how can how can i make this bigger
21:57
i want to make it larger
21:59
yeah
22:03
[ __ ] with me now haters it's not going
22:05
to happen it's not going to happen i'll
22:06
put it up
22:08
but sure what the it's not going to
22:10
happen though let that be your bets oh
22:12
hey verb let that be your bets
22:15
think about that when you put all your
22:16
channel points into [ __ ] uh enter
22:19
into lies until lies propagated by
22:26
they're corrupt or corrupt mod
22:28
organizations
22:32
it's all fake news
22:34
anyway
22:35
here's what
22:37
what the [ __ ] man easy money i just
22:40
stood up i did it 10 seconds ago
22:46
thanks no one
22:48
really really a
22:50
value member of society minox what the
22:52
[ __ ] minox thanks for this
22:54
many months
22:57
this is what happens when you stop
22:59
milking the seagulls
23:01
rose disappears and this strange man
23:03
takes her place
23:04
this is many bad greetings from german
23:08
many good
23:10
all right i'm starting stuff out a bit
23:11
boring
23:12
[ __ ] hi egg
23:26
i don't know i swear at them if two
23:28
months i mean i didn't go that was just
23:29
my hand on my hip
23:32
feet oh i hurt my foot my feet are less
23:35
pristine now but i'll tell you about
23:36
that in a second
23:37
that's gonna make that's gonna be fun i
23:39
don't want to drive too many of you away
23:40
though first anyway i'm gonna start out
23:42
boring
23:46
time to play the game boys [ __ ] anyway
23:50
uh i'm gonna start out boring i got a
23:52
pink bra it's open uh because i wore it
23:54
for a different thing for a video but it
23:56
needed a pink bra so cool so it's
23:58
already open
24:00
uh
24:01
here you go here's item one you were
24:04
very pleased you were very pleased were
24:06
very much wanted to get a pink briar i
24:08
didn't know one before and now i do
24:10
very cute right first you admit you want
24:12
to dress up then we talk about money
24:16
now
24:19
first we talk about money
24:22
and then we stop talking if you ain't
24:24
talking money i don't want to talk
24:25
literally making a donation goal so they
24:27
can get into woman's clothes and make up
24:29
as soon as possible so transparent you
24:32
ain't talking money i think nietzsche
24:34
have said that anyway do you want to see
24:36
uh so hit again boring
24:39
what the [ __ ] is easy gold
24:43
quick thank you quick
24:45
anyway let me let me talk stop donating
24:47
give me a minute
24:49
many many many skirts many many black
24:51
skirts i got like this uh school girl
24:54
sort of skirt there i got
24:57
this like penciled skirt thing it's kind
24:59
of short like this sits on like your
25:01
hips so you gotta imagine like this is
25:03
this is like a secretary skirt in the
25:06
same vein here's another secretary skirt
25:09
that we got
25:10
which is longer and less
25:13
[ __ ] like
25:14
um
25:16
and you know
25:18
that's what we got guys you know what
25:20
she wants opr the goal would be 20k do
25:23
your thing chat simps together strong to
25:26
just dress up for one stream just for
25:28
one stream it's not going to happen i
25:29
want to maintain my manly aesthetic i'm
25:32
going to get through all these clothes
25:33
without [ __ ] without anything
25:35
but anyway
25:37
how's the fit bro the hold on i'll show
25:39
you the fit but um
25:49
top of the morning top of the morning
25:50
top of the morning what the [ __ ]
25:58
it's not opposite day today but it is
26:01
national milk day
26:03
it's national milk day the [ __ ] is
26:05
national milk day
26:07
anyway uh i'll show you the fit i also
26:10
want to show you a different thing that
26:11
was bought for me but i can't like
26:12
actually show it do it do it do it do it
26:15
do it do it do it do it i'll go grab
26:17
them in a second
26:18
i just um
26:20
i'll grab them in a sec i just sort of
26:22
wanted to hang out i like to see things
26:24
from up here
26:25
you know
26:27
oh
26:28
[ __ ] oh no it's gonna get clipped
26:40
[Music]
26:48
oh my god sarah thank you so much
26:50
[ __ ] and jesus christ tenshi
26:58
easy money also was there a donor of x
27:01
amount of dollar for real blooper
27:04
uh no but i could make one for three
27:07
hundred thousand dollars sure
27:09
i said i'd do it i said i'd do it for
27:11
three hundred grand
27:13
as you scanned my first 69
27:16
here another egg into the basket smile
27:22
i like that that's now this is the
27:25
i can't show you some one particular
27:27
thing that i bought because i googled it
27:30
and twitch won't let me
27:31
um but what i can do is sit here for a
27:33
second and let you work it out and that
27:36
it has arrived what's your hair care
27:38
routine
27:40
um well honestly
27:42
i don't
27:43
honestly
27:44
something that i pride myself on quite a
27:46
lot is how good i am with my hair
27:51
and
27:52
what underwear are you wearing to be
27:54
honest maybe we've already won this
27:56
prediction
27:58
it's something you've got to have good
27:59
discipline with
28:01
you know
28:02
there's a certain level of care you need
28:04
to have to make sure you're securing
28:07
it's simp time my dudes
28:10
the pristine quality
28:13
of products in order to get your hair
28:15
looking like this
28:17
and
28:18
something that i've noticed what helps
28:19
really well
28:21
is uh you will always underestimate
28:24
chat's ability to destroy any and all
28:26
goals
28:27
how has it been 14 months of this famboy
28:30
insanity already hashtag best stream
28:34
dude it's like drawing a [ __ ] long
28:36
sword
28:38
show feat
28:39
no
28:40
oh [ __ ] it's verb
28:42
dude that's mommy i paid you give it oh
28:45
[ __ ] he did give it back all right thank
28:46
you okay i'm gonna get taxed on that bro
28:50
when the [ __ ]
28:53
that's guys the only way i'll dress up
28:56
as female is if you meet this impossibly
28:58
high donation goal there's no way it
29:01
will happen so no worries
29:03
looking forward to my guy stream for the
29:05
rest of the stream
29:07
kappa
29:09
you know how much money a thousand
29:11
dollars is 15 months something worth it
29:14
like we i think i've ruined all of our
29:16
perceptions of money because a thousand
29:19
dollars is so much [ __ ] money
29:21
looking wow also are you talking today
29:25
hun
29:26
yes sorry
29:28
now you can understand why i don't like
29:30
talking so much anyway
29:36
while on the lines of braz i also got
29:39
this oh i know
29:42
on the lines of bras and uh and other
29:44
stuff
29:46
i got this this was also something a
29:48
blue bra to go with other stuff let me
29:50
open this boy uh a blue bra
29:53
so i got this new toy
29:57
look at that very nice
29:59
bit strong if you were will it in the
30:01
market but um i got this thing
30:04
yo look at this [ __ ] it's got such a
30:06
[ __ ] dude it's got one of these cool
30:07
textures
30:09
i hate to be i hate to say this out loud
30:11
because i know it's gonna get taken in
30:12
the complete wrong way but i'm a big fan
30:15
of
30:15
ribbed
30:18
items i'm a big fan of like
30:20
ribbed stuff
30:23
clothing items
30:25
uh
30:27
i don't know what that is the texture of
30:28
it is just it suits me i don't know what
30:30
it is i just like the way it feels
30:33
i i just like it
30:34
it is literally ribbed for my pleasure
30:37
because i like it a lot i like that you
30:39
must have to dress up like a girl today
30:42
otherwise you wouldn't have made the don
30:44
no goal solo also 19 months i gotta make
30:48
a mortgage somehow buddy i gotta do it
30:51
oh don't fall
30:53
holy [ __ ] that was the perfect task
30:55
okay
30:56
oh and uh on the on the line of
30:59
secretary i also got this
31:02
i got uh i think [ __ ] let's see it i
31:04
haven't seen this in real life this
31:06
should be like a shirt
31:09
a blouse
31:12
i think
31:14
i'm holding it upside down
31:15
it's a
31:16
blouse it's a blouse like a business
31:20
blouse
31:21
that you'd wear to a business meeting
31:23
with important business people
31:25
and i got one why is there no pocket
31:30
oh it's for women women don't have items
31:32
i forgot about that women can't afford
31:35
uh phones because of the pay gap
31:39
i'm gonna i love doing the whole thing
31:41
of like almost being misogynistic but
31:43
like not
31:44
you know but being a supportive ally i
31:47
like your lights in the back also 13
31:50
months i like that like treading the
31:52
line really really thinly between like
31:54
cancelled and ally
31:58
because women women don't realize
32:00
see women don't have their you know
32:02
women women don't realize that they need
32:04
phones uh and also they sometimes they
32:06
can't afford them because of the pay gap
32:08
anyway and that's a big problem we
32:10
should address in our society something
32:12
like
32:13
here's another thing that i got
32:14
uh little for big
32:16
um
32:18
i mean i didn't get this someone else
32:19
got this on my account without me
32:21
looking finn
32:22
is believing that scamming is not a part
32:24
of this stream omega lol
32:28
all right i got what the [ __ ] shit's
32:31
dropping out oh
32:33
i love these have you ever seen these
32:35
before
32:36
like okay
32:38
they're like uh something gel
32:40
they're tasty as [ __ ] you ever eaten one
32:42
of these
32:43
i think you're supposed to
32:46
i don't think you're supposed to eat
32:47
these but
32:48
god damn
32:50
deck like candy in every single in every
32:52
single package you get hey your family
32:54
treat it's my birthday today i feel like
32:57
a fossil at 26 so i can't help but
33:00
wonder how rose would feel when she's
33:02
26.
33:04
oh bro i dude i have no idea in my mind
33:08
this [ __ ] stops when i'm like 25
33:11
i don't know what the [ __ ] i look like
33:13
what are 25 year olds look like
33:16
i don't i haven't seen like a picture of
33:17
a dude
33:19
25 next to him also at 21
33:23
like i don't know what my aging's going
33:25
to be like
33:26
i'm eating these things
33:28
you remember these
33:29
i don't remember these
33:32
those little like
33:34
no
33:36
stay cool 17 months and going strong
33:39
stay epic stops healing what what the
33:42
[ __ ]
33:45
oh my god sorry i read the wrong thing
33:48
um
33:48
i don't know what the [ __ ] popped into
33:49
mine
33:50
um they're doing really well actually
33:53
i think i've been just blessed with
33:55
[ __ ] good luck with these because
33:57
they
33:58
they're solid like that i haven't like
34:01
i had like one week of be it being
34:03
really shitty to sleep on them and it's
34:05
been fine like the first week was like i
34:07
don't know if i'll keep these i can take
34:08
these out anytime i want they'll heal
34:10
perfectly i'm good
34:12
i'll let them close up and then now it's
34:14
like hey finn kind of just [ __ ]
34:16
wanted wearing heels kind of [ __ ] with
34:18
it
34:21
hey finn just started wearing heels i
34:22
broke my nose on tuesday from the fall
34:25
the uh how tall heels
34:27
because they're a [ __ ]
34:29
when they're really tall seagull milking
34:30
donation goal when your fan base in
34:33
german has been waiting for far too long
34:35
already this is many bad
34:39
i am i have missed out on a meme what
34:41
the [ __ ] is that seagull milking
34:44
i've missed out on a meme i don't get it
34:49
i feel like a boomer bruv what
34:51
i'm confused explain chat you might be
34:54
able to grow more than a few chin hairs
34:56
for a beard by the time you're 25
35:00
chance what the [ __ ] just happened
35:04
why is no one talking why is no one
35:06
explaining this to me
35:07
what happened why did i check your dad
35:11
there's a good chance you'll have a
35:12
receding hairline in the next 10 years
35:15
sorry for the reality check [ __ ] well
35:18
i'm i'm gonna look at this hold on we're
35:20
confused though all right look at this
35:22
look at my hairline
35:24
do you see this look at that look at
35:26
that
35:27
now when i look at my dad's my dad's is
35:29
pretty much this now so it's probably
35:31
not going to get much much like
35:33
different it's just always been like
35:35
this
35:36
i've just this has just been my hairline
35:38
forever it's not changed yet
35:41
i think it's a pretty [ __ ] good
35:42
hairline as far as things go it's not a
35:44
woman's hairline but it's pretty f like
35:47
for a man
35:48
like my dad dude my dad looks like my
35:50
dad's got a good [ __ ]
35:52
hair streamed mate also what are your
35:54
plans for 2022 finn
35:58
oh uh stream more and do everything more
36:02
like make more videos make more do more
36:04
streams hire more people to help me make
36:06
these into videos so if you're seeing
36:08
this right now it might have been edited
36:10
by an editor because i've got my [ __ ]
36:12
together
36:13
anyway
36:14
uh i got lost
36:16
hold on i gotta why there's still so
36:18
much [ __ ] to get through that i've got
36:19
how much to do a hair transplant on chin
36:25
what
36:28
what do people do that
36:33
what
36:35
why would you do that why would you why
36:37
why would you do that
36:39
dress up paid for i'm fine i'm sorry
36:41
chin people really just want beards that
36:43
badly super cringe big cringe anyway
36:46
uh i got this from little for big my
36:48
number one retail uh i this is where i
36:50
spend all of my money that's where all
36:52
the money goes i got a sailor moon
36:54
outfit
36:56
thanks chat we got a sailor moon outfit
36:58
may i add that
37:03
this is like one of like
37:06
what like i think i bought more of them
37:08
catalog than
37:10
yeah i own the majority of that
37:12
website's catalog i think they make some
37:14
weird really weird [ __ ] but their
37:16
clothes are pretty [ __ ] good i'm
37:18
gonna like they look all right
37:19
um
37:21
mod payout i always strike we can talk
37:22
about it
37:24
ah you [ __ ]
37:26
we can talk about it
37:28
[ __ ]
37:29
you know what i'm tempted to do what if
37:30
i just start doing like
37:32
uh mods get like
37:34
one percent or something of like the
37:36
twitch channel's revenue that'd be big
37:39
that could be good but it's dependent on
37:41
how well they work i guess that'd be
37:42
kind of funny
37:44
no one percent all between you you've
37:46
got to divide it but the only the only
37:48
caveat with that is it's one percent of
37:50
the channel gets taken and put towards
37:52
the mods but then they all have to like
37:54
fight to the death over it
37:58
that's what i do
38:00
now people say
38:02
you know people say if they got rich
38:04
they'd be a really nice person
38:06
not me
38:08
if i got rich i'm hosting squid game
38:13
that's what i will do squid game with my
38:14
twitch mods anyway uh here's more stuff
38:18
i'm determined for you to not see my
38:19
feet
38:21
okay what is this
38:23
i have no idea what this one is do you
38:25
want to see it mystery box
38:31
clip that
38:32
that's going in my mba application video
38:37
ah
38:40
what's this one
38:41
okay i don't know what this one is ah
38:43
there's two
38:45
and i'm kind of interested in knowing
38:46
what they are
38:48
[ __ ]
38:49
oh okay
38:52
do you want me to do you want me to
38:54
start guess getting dressed up now or do
38:55
you want me to open these and then we
38:57
can pick an outfit what do you think
39:00
because i feel like getting dressed into
39:01
one of these would be like the way to go
39:04
now
39:06
[ __ ]
39:07
okay i can start doing makeup
39:10
i already did all my skincare so i'm
39:11
good
39:12
let's do makeup hold on i'm gonna go
39:14
wait wait i'm gonna go wet a sponge one
39:16
minute
39:18
oh damn it i wish i could play
39:20
i'm a man the playlist okay let me go
39:22
wet this spunk
39:25
i said sponge but i know funny way
39:28
nice opening offer we can haggle later
39:31
also you need to see the thread in the
39:33
mod discord later
39:35
okay all right one minute
39:38
[Music]
39:57
do
39:59
[Music]
40:27
back
40:29
hi
40:31
i feel like uh
40:32
this has not
40:35
oh i wanted to ask you by the way when i
40:37
do do garments
40:40
what about the hair i kind of want to
40:42
get your opinions see a doctor about
40:44
memory loss
40:45
seagull milking is many good and you
40:47
know it
40:48
ps when are you going to reply back to
40:51
me on tinder uts
40:54
i'm just going to google it
41:03
what the [ __ ]
41:12
what the [ __ ] is this
41:19
i'm having a stroke what the [ __ ] is
41:21
happening it's like everyone
41:24
i'm okay
41:26
anyway
41:27
it wasn't me when you got on media share
41:29
i don't know what i don't remember
41:32
i don't know what it is anyway okay
41:34
i wet a sponge i can start doing makeup
41:36
and by the way i have fully uh i've
41:38
fully transitioned into using this new
41:40
mirror you guys got
41:42
it's actually pretty [ __ ] good and
41:43
it's not uh smashed and broken like my
41:45
old one so
41:47
a pretty good improvement actually i'm
41:49
enjoying it i still haven't charged it
41:50
though so because i don't really need
41:52
the light i've got like three monitors
41:53
in front of me i've got so much light in
41:55
here that i'm kind of
42:02
of good
42:03
i don't need it
42:06
okay
42:10
hold on let me like
42:11
let me put my [ __ ] hair back
42:16
i can never look good like this man
42:18
like this is how i am like around my
42:20
house all the time or more specifically
42:22
more like this
42:24
more like this but like
42:29
it's impossible to look good with my
42:31
hair back i can't [ __ ] it doesn't
42:34
work there's no look
42:35
there's no way to do my makeup where i
42:37
can well this works out as a
42:39
good
42:41
looking thing [ __ ] it
42:43
hair tie no i refuse to because that
42:46
would be feminine
42:48
how long did we last
42:49
42 minutes cool we lasted 42 minutes and
42:53
i'm already doing my [ __ ] makeup and
42:55
four of the minutes were just [ __ ]
42:56
intro screen
43:10
i don't know why you think you look bad
43:12
with your hair back everyone else thinks
43:14
it looks great
43:17
you're bad judges
43:19
i
43:22
i'm a good judge of luck
43:24
almost the full year wtf am i doing with
43:28
my life
43:30
you know i have no idea
43:34
oh i am getting warden to do more uh
43:36
what's it called though
43:38
i'm getting warden to do sub badges or
43:39
at least one offered and i said yes
43:41
because i'm that lazy
43:46
so sub badges are gonna be a thing at
43:48
some point soon
43:52
so uh you've got that pog hell yeah you
43:55
got that to pog about in the meantime
44:00
holy [ __ ] what was the bet oh there was
44:02
a million
44:04
oh you a million points got better on to
44:06
easy money so yes good to know thank you
44:09
for believing in me chat nine months
44:11
baby time
44:13
we shall 400 000 believed in me or
44:15
believed me
44:19
loving the streams
44:21
yeah loving the stream
44:24
stream once in two weeks
44:26
dude here's why i wanted to do more
44:28
streams here we go again
44:30
here's what i wanted to do more streams
44:32
uh
44:33
i what's the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] thanks for the
44:36
16 months up uh i
44:39
i had a meeting with someone with like a
44:41
twitch businessy dude or twitch
44:44
businessy group of people and um
44:46
[Music]
44:48
they were they were telling me about
44:49
like oh you need to do this this this to
44:51
be able to like
44:52
uh get some sponsor i can't really talk
44:54
about much but to be able to get like
44:56
some sponsor or some
44:57
thing
44:58
and they were like you need to be a
44:59
full-time streamer and i was like oh i'm
45:01
not really a full-time stream and
45:02
they're like well do you get this many
45:04
hours it was something like do you get
45:05
at least let's say minimum 100 hours in
45:08
a month done and i was like let me check
45:10
and it turned out i did 20.
45:14
oh
45:15
20 hours in a month like it was
45:17
something like 37 hours in a month
45:21
so
45:24
i feel like i've got to step my [ __ ] up
45:25
gamers and that's the plan that's my
45:28
plan i want to i want to hit that number
45:30
i want to hit 100 hours in a month
45:32
honestly just to prove to myself that i
45:33
could
45:36
you know because amaranth does a [ __ ]
45:38
110 hours in a week dude she's a machine
45:43
if amaranth
45:45
can do it
45:46
so can i
45:48
i refuse to believe that there are
45:49
things that amaranth can do that i can't
45:52
because that [ __ ] works so god
45:54
i'm hard
45:56
and i am also a hot
45:58
[ __ ] hot hot hot [ __ ] i'm also
46:02
a hot [ __ ] we're one in the same
46:05
uh and we both have an iq of 300. i
46:08
decided why not
46:10
i said why couldn't i we're both hot tub
46:12
streamers both highly successful
46:17
uh
46:18
highly successful uh
46:20
entrepreneurs
46:23
honestly she's [ __ ] dude she's insane
46:26
there's like such a [ __ ] level of
46:28
respect there for amaranth that i don't
46:30
have for like
46:31
most other like
46:33
people that do this [ __ ] it's insane
46:35
like preston plays an amaranth
46:38
i don't get how their brains work but
46:40
i'd love to like uh
46:42
no
46:43
they'd love to be in um bro they they
46:46
work so good i'm on
46:47
ruthless business women exactly we're
46:50
both ruthless business women oh [ __ ]
46:52
what should i wear
46:54
[ __ ] what are we going to wear the moon
46:56
outfit today
46:57
smile
47:00
maybe [ __ ] what do you think so you can
47:02
do of okay i'm not going to do off
47:04
although that does make her a lot of
47:05
money i'm but i'm not i'm it's not going
47:07
to happen
47:08
unless i unless it will make me a lot of
47:10
money but it's one
47:12
unless
47:13
one
47:14
i'm letting um
47:16
yeah i don't know
47:20
there's
47:21
i'm seeing
47:23
i don't think i don't think i ever will
47:26
but
47:28
if i ever need
47:30
like a ludicrous amount of money maybe i
47:33
would oh damn
47:35
give some options and i'll do a poll
47:36
well i haven't opened up everything i
47:38
haven't opened everything yet you've
47:39
seen like one outfit oh [ __ ] hey chris
47:41
thank you all two outfits thank you for
47:43
the seven months sub seven seven months
47:44
i'm hanging with the seven gifted subs
47:46
dude
47:47
hell yeah
47:49
bro
47:50
i don't know what the
47:52
schoolgirl outfit either that or a sec
47:54
there's secretary outfit there's a
47:57
secretary outfit or depending on
47:59
whichever skirt i use it's a blouse so
48:02
it's just i could do a schoolgirl skirt
48:03
or a secretary skirt
48:06
or whichever one whichever it's the same
48:08
outfit just a different skirt
48:10
holy [ __ ] do i remember how to do fake
48:12
eyelashes
48:14
that's going to be [ __ ] fun
48:18
this is the chat there's a really solid
48:20
chance i don't remember how to do this
48:23
it's a very
48:24
no there's a non-zero chance i'm going
48:26
this is going to end up bad is going to
48:28
stream more because he likes money not
48:30
us just money yeah
48:36
sorry were you uh were you at some point
48:38
confused
48:40
i do this purely for the money not at
48:43
all the entertainment
48:46
i mean like dude god i hate i drive to
48:49
work every morning
48:51
i drive to work every morning
48:54
i get my uh and just get my hours and
48:57
then then go home drink a nice cool
49:00
refreshing beer with the wife and kids
49:02
you know
49:03
the kids are also drinking beer
49:07
i got like [ __ ]
49:10
i don't know i won't i just i want to
49:12
work as much as i will still enjoy what
49:15
i'm doing
49:16
you know
49:18
and i i kind of haven't ever pushed that
49:20
boundary of to see
49:23
like
49:24
to do stuff
49:25
more efficiently and to see if i can do
49:27
more
49:28
you know what i mean this is going to
49:30
end up bad holy [ __ ]
49:32
do you have any
49:34
dude you haven't even seen most of the
49:35
stuff she'll have a tag called farming
49:40
what would farming be
49:45
farming
49:48
simulator
49:50
farming nine months subscribed smiley
49:53
face thumbs up perfect farming prime
49:55
subs let's [ __ ] go thanks for the
49:57
nine month prime i want to name the
49:59
child now
50:01
i'm naming it chris out of uh out of
50:05
i wanna get chris out of respect to the
50:07
gifted sub man chris
50:09
nice noodle arms hey buddy
50:17
stop
50:18
i was mean so if we give less money he
50:21
will have to steam more
50:24
fell off the steam more
50:26
i will
50:28
i'll play more video games on steam yeah
50:30
no i mean
50:32
it's not the [ __ ] money thing i more
50:34
just want to do it like most of my money
50:37
comes from like
50:38
i know don't i do i redid the maths by
50:40
the way i really did the math i can now
50:43
confidently say that most of my income
50:45
because i didn't stream for two weeks
50:46
came from minecraft so it's okay
50:50
you know what they say
50:52
beauty is in the eye of the beholder you
50:54
might think something doesn't look good
50:57
and we might disagree oh and why did you
50:59
dump dirty clothes on me and not on blue
51:02
chair don't deny me the spotlight
51:06
[Music]
51:08
shut up this is a man man that seems to
51:11
go secretary if so get the tights i sent
51:14
in t.h last p.o box they were there for
51:17
this smile
51:20
oh i missed you guys
51:23
i know i missed you
51:27
i'm gonna blend my
51:30
oh that went badly
51:32
and blending is not great
51:34
the [ __ ]
51:37
[Music]
51:44
i feel like i've got a pretty good taste
51:46
of like i've i feel like i've got pretty
51:48
good taste not great but good you know
51:51
like okay
51:53
let me let me let you in on my inum in a
51:55
dialogue a little bit here right
51:59
egotistically i would like to say that i
52:01
am pretty [ __ ] good at knowing how to
52:04
look good on camera right like i'd say
52:07
like
52:08
unequivocally easily better than the
52:10
average person about how to look good on
52:12
camera right i feel like i feel like we
52:14
can all agree on that one 20 months i do
52:16
this for a living uh i'm pretty [ __ ]
52:18
good at it i'm not good at lighting or
52:21
cameras or anything like that but i know
52:23
what looks good on camera and how to do
52:25
it
52:25
um
52:27
all right i better change the stream can
52:29
earn more money
52:34
that might be true
52:36
i'll do a 24-hour livestream of just the
52:38
chair
52:41
that would be kind of funny see how much
52:42
that would do
52:44
how many viewers 20 months pog
52:47
it's just the chat like zero
52:49
conversation it's just like the chair
52:50
playing like pub g
52:54
there's no words
52:57
there's nothing it's just the [ __ ]
52:59
chair sitting there while i play cs go
53:05
i'll be down for that
53:06
we need a chair emo i'm down
53:09
uh
53:11
put a wig on the chair
53:13
okay hold on i'm not on it i want to
53:15
unbox this stuff why the [ __ ] did i do
53:17
this as a goal okay i want to unbox the
53:19
[ __ ] i want to unbox that stuff
53:21
because there's one that i need you to
53:23
see
53:24
with what there's a few that i need you
53:26
to see there's a few funny ones let me
53:28
get one of them
53:30
one second
53:31
not no feat
53:36
finn do you like poutine
53:38
slash
53:39
clean these nuts in your mouth
53:49
i got this one
53:51
does anyone know what this is
53:53
it came as a set
53:55
does anyone know what this is
53:59
the chads among you will know
54:03
dress the chair
54:05
oh
54:06
that'd be kind of funny
54:09
hold on the chads among you will know
54:11
what this is
54:13
uh
54:14
[Music]
54:16
those with refined fairness to you
54:19
amaranth's 110 hours in a week is mostly
54:23
licking plastic ears while watching
54:25
breaking bad you're trying to be
54:27
entertaining at least breaking bad holy
54:29
[ __ ] i literally just re-watched
54:32
breaking bad and everything like that
54:34
like you you do something and then you
54:36
start noticing every like it's just
54:38
popping up again like you just had the
54:40
urge to re-watch breaking bad no outside
54:43
influence and now everyone's watching
54:44
breaking not copying me
54:46
uh so here's the skirt
54:48
i did buy this in a very large size
54:51
because i just saw the label and i don't
54:53
know why because now this looks a little
54:54
bit too big ah that's why because the
54:56
shoulders are tiny
54:59
okay
55:00
uh
55:01
here's this
55:03
there's the top of it it's a [ __ ]
55:05
crop top hey rose oh my god i have to
55:08
resub to my own channel
55:10
what
55:11
hey rose do i have to research my [ __ ]
55:13
god damn it
55:14
oh and there's this thing i don't know
55:16
what this is oh it's like a hank oh no
55:17
this is a bow
55:19
it's a clip oh no there's another one
55:20
there's a there's like three clip bows
55:23
why is there three and then there's this
55:25
handkerchief looking thing
55:27
i don't know how this all works but
55:29
there's also thigh highs white thigh
55:31
highs with an anime woman on the front
55:33
and a wig
55:34
and a stealtho wig
55:37
holy [ __ ] dude
55:39
okay
55:40
see do you get why i wanted you to wait
55:42
until we know what's in the what what
55:44
all the stuff is
55:46
so that is another thing that you guys
55:47
have got also there's this
55:53
wait a second
55:54
okay
55:58
there's this
55:59
just this strange
56:01
like white
56:03
cylinder of fabric
56:05
what is that for
56:08
what is that what is this
56:10
there's only one of them
56:13
two
56:14
less than three
56:16
it's just it's not just me that thinks
56:19
this is what it is right
56:21
oh it's to hold the scarf oh
56:24
that's what i thought as well
56:26
that's exactly what i thought as well
56:30
listen it was weird that there was just
56:31
one it was weird that there was just one
56:33
i thought it was like a like a like to
56:35
make it look good like decorative you
56:37
know
56:39
like to be like you know why is there no
56:40
[ __ ] like there's got to be
56:42
decorations for it
56:44
right like a little hat
56:46
like a little hat
56:48
that's got to exist that's a product
56:50
it's got to be a product
56:53
it wasn't me it wasn't me being weird
56:55
for thinking that other people thought
56:56
it too
56:59
i'm going to make a company
57:01
and it's going to sell
57:03
just penis related accessories
57:11
i thought it i thought that would be
57:13
it's a [ __ ] astofo costume i thought
57:15
that would be something penis related
57:17
what do you mean
57:20
i just realized how weird this is gonna
57:22
look
57:23
like
57:24
before the island like remember how
57:26
weird stuff used to be
57:28
when the eyelashes are the last thing to
57:29
go on so this is gonna get progressively
57:31
weirder looking and then i'm gonna do
57:33
eyelashes and it's gonna look great like
57:35
that's how this is gonna play out you
57:37
realize this
57:39
it's a finger yeah no i know what it is
57:41
it's for the it's for the this the thing
57:43
the
57:44
neck chief you know what i mean yes you
57:47
do you do don't pretend
57:49
okay
57:51
[Music]
57:55
how many of the clothes from the last
57:57
p.o box have you tried on
58:01
uh none yet actually
58:04
none yet actually
58:06
i had something to do
58:08
none yet i feel like i'm forgetting
58:10
something i'm not i'm smart i wouldn't
58:12
forget anything i'm so intellectual okay
58:15
so here's my
58:17
here's my uh
58:20
oh [ __ ] i need to i do need to know what
58:22
make i need to know what we're wearing
58:24
though so i'm going to stop before i do
58:26
anything that's like with colors because
58:28
i need to like i'm not going to do eye
58:30
shadow yet because i need to know
58:32
stop doing repolls when there's so much
58:35
more [ __ ]
58:36
why are we doing polls you don't know it
58:40
there could be something even better
58:42
there's a [ __ ] sailor moon cosplay up
58:44
for as a thing as well god damn anyway
58:48
there's so much [ __ ]
58:51
i need i need you guys to hold off you
58:53
can't decide yet
58:55
i need to open them
58:59
god that dude
59:01
you're doing
59:02
nutting too quickly here bro you need to
59:04
like
59:05
hold off
59:06
you need to wait there's more there's
59:08
more to come
59:15
need to don't make your mind up so quick
59:23
and you cannot cancel them once they've
59:25
started such as annoying yeah yeah
59:27
poles are uh
59:29
the
59:30
whole functionality is flawed
59:35
okay
59:36
got the blush going
59:39
dude doing makeup for on camera versus
59:41
doing makeup for real life is so [ __ ]
59:43
weird and different
59:45
okay meow cat
59:49
hi there
59:52
oh this is about to look so [ __ ]
59:54
strange when i do this
59:56
like okay when my eyebrows are gonna get
59:58
done this is gonna look weird okay wait
60:01
i want to do eyeshadow first so here's
60:02
what i'm gonna do my face looks still a
60:04
little bit more normal
60:09
the midst of wearing makeup off camera
60:10
of their own through real what i haven't
60:12
i don't wear makeup off-camera
60:16
okay
60:22
okay i'm gonna i've got three more
60:23
because i don't know what the [ __ ]
60:26
oh i think i've put something somewhere
60:28
have you watched the movie secretary in
60:30
preparation for your cosplay no i have
60:33
not i don't know what that is i don't
60:35
know what this thing is so i want to
60:37
find out
60:40
what the hell
60:44
oh it's just a straight-up see-through
60:46
shirt
60:48
why did i buy this
60:50
what was this for
60:51
chat do you know i forgot what this was
60:53
for i don't remember i know it was for
60:55
something though it's a see-through
60:56
anybody would why did i buy this man
60:58
finn has one particular outfit he's
61:00
really itching to wear
61:08
oh i missed that's gone ever that's gone
61:12
everywhere but where i was supposed to
61:13
be
61:14
i know what these are though i know what
61:16
these are
61:17
uh for some reason we didn't own a pair
61:20
of jeans
61:21
so you guys decided that i needed jeans
61:27
jeans
61:29
so now i have now i have high-waisted
61:31
jeans
61:32
it has been an hour and fin don't have
61:34
any girly girl clothes on give the
61:37
channel points back to the believers
61:42
i have jeans
61:45
oh and in here
61:47
in here what could this be i [ __ ]
61:50
wonder it's more jeans but they're
61:52
different somehow
61:53
again high-waisted and they're black and
61:56
they've got little little things on the
61:58
thighs i don't know they're this
62:01
well done high waist jeans eyes
62:05
indeed
62:11
there's so much stuff there's so much
62:13
stuff i do again i feel like we need to
62:16
figure out exactly what the [ __ ] you
62:18
want me to wear
62:19
i should be charging more for this
62:24
should be charging way more for this
62:26
okay see through four on the vans
62:30
yeah no there was a reason i don't
62:32
remember the reason there was an outfit
62:33
it was going with and i don't remember
62:34
it okay then the other stuff hold up
62:36
there is
62:39
these are the last four items
62:41
again
62:42
[ __ ]
62:44
from my favorite store so two of them
62:46
are a little bit more um
62:48
okay
62:50
so this one
62:51
is
62:52
another bra
62:54
because i don't have enough
62:57
according to you but it's red so it goes
62:59
with [ __ ] like i it's a red oh my god
63:03
it's a red bra this looks so
63:04
uncomfortable it's a red bra
63:07
and it's so it goes with red outfits
63:08
it's a push-up bra too every bra has
63:10
this like thing or like most bras have
63:12
this like bit of padding there because
63:14
women are all like
63:16
[ __ ]
63:18
they they get uncomfortable
63:23
i'm gonna get cancelled on twitter i'm
63:25
gonna get on twitter
63:27
i'm
63:29
like well i thought about the words
63:31
before they left my mouth and i i didn't
63:34
and i regret them uh
63:38
anyway uh i also got oh [ __ ]
63:41
uh also we
63:43
what the [ __ ]
63:44
okay we've also figured out that i don't
63:46
own a bra that houses those e cup
63:50
giga tits so we got a giant [ __ ] you
63:53
guys can't see how big this thing is
63:56
these are as big as my skull
63:59
they're massive these don't have any
64:01
padding so uh i guess these are for a
64:03
more
64:06
epic gamer uh
64:09
i have this thing i don't know what this
64:11
is
64:12
i swear to god there was a reason for
64:14
that see-through shirt and i don't know
64:15
it and i haven't looked in chat either
64:20
what are you
64:22
is this just a running shirt
64:26
did i buy a [ __ ] just just a shirt
64:28
just just literally just a shirt
64:31
a sleeveless shirt
64:34
i guess that's kind of comfortable for
64:36
working out oh fair enough
64:38
why did we get that the teddy bear
64:43
the giant bazongas ahead
64:46
okay
64:47
oh yeah and the last one or not last one
64:49
there's more there's a
64:52
holy [ __ ]
64:54
another little for big purchase
65:01
it's a pikachu onesie
65:03
it's a pikachu onesie
65:07
wow
65:10
wowie
65:13
it's fluffy it's like really soft
65:16
it's just it's also from little for big
65:22
i don't i've literally never watched
65:24
pokemon i think i've like watched clips
65:27
of it
65:30
oh my god
65:32
what the [ __ ] okay there's two left and
65:34
i kind of want to open whatever the [ __ ]
65:36
that is last
65:37
here is a dress
65:39
a red dress i know it's a red dress
65:44
now is it gonna be
65:47
what the [ __ ]
65:50
it's like a
65:51
wait
65:53
oh
65:55
oh
65:57
it's short as [ __ ] and it unzips
66:00
nice
66:02
very cool
66:03
very epic
66:07
oh
66:08
it fell as well
66:10
okay
66:11
ah and with that we're on the last
66:13
[ __ ] thing
66:14
you've got all of the different outfits
66:20
so you know what i could wear
66:35
did i buy a [ __ ]
66:36
uh
66:37
sex thing
66:39
i feel like i bought a sex thing
66:42
oh i know this is the this is the my
66:44
knife holder
66:46
wait this is my knife holder it goes
66:49
around like that and these are like
66:50
these strap around your thighs and then
66:52
you can clip your knives onto these
66:55
this was smart
66:57
this was a smart purchase of mine
67:01
i'm so [ __ ] clever
67:04
knife holder sex thing nine months with
67:06
a kawaii f1 and that guy that goes on
67:08
like your your hips i guess or something
67:11
my lack thereof
67:13
you know goes on my goes on my like hip
67:16
there and then like these goes on my
67:18
thighs
67:19
like that and then i can click wait
67:20
that's the wrong way
67:22
and then this goes on my like my thighs
67:24
and i can clip like my knives because
67:26
look all my knives have little clips on
67:28
them
67:29
hold on
67:31
like these little pocket clips and you
67:33
can like i bet you can just like bonk
67:35
these on there
67:37
look at that
67:39
look at that bro and then at a moment's
67:40
notice
67:44
ready to commit a crime
67:46
whip holder but sexy
67:49
right that's kind of epic oh [ __ ] how do
67:52
i get this off
67:54
i can commit a crime at will
67:58
anytime i want to
68:02
i live in birmingham that's what
68:04
everyone wears in birmingham
68:08
be crime do gay
68:10
holy [ __ ] two of you said that in the
68:12
same one of you said be gay do crime the
68:14
other one said be crime do go at the
68:16
same [ __ ] time
68:18
parody each other all right
68:21
all right now finally if the mods have
68:24
remembered everything that i've opened
68:27
you can start doing polls
68:29
i think paul's gonna have five so pick
68:30
five as a shortlist oh i don't know
68:34
do do it do like two polls and then
68:37
whoever wins each pole
68:39
will put them together and then they can
68:41
fit a final so we'll do two poles
68:45
the onesie cannot be one of them i'm not
68:47
wearing the peaks you want to ah
68:50
that's probably enough to fit on five
68:52
i don't know
68:53
maybe
68:57
sad i'm so sorry i don't know why we
68:59
bought that
69:01
i'll wear the pikachu onesie at some
69:02
point but not today it's so warm
69:05
which is a weird thing to say in england
69:06
but still here after 18 months what am i
69:09
doing with my life oh well keep doing
69:11
whatever this is
69:13
i know
69:20
this thing about to get weirder
69:25
someone said my eyebrows look weird
69:26
without makeup they're getting makeup
69:28
and they're about to look [ __ ] way
69:30
weirder i think
69:33
oh and i'm gonna try and do eyeliner
69:35
today today i just realized because
69:37
[ __ ] i can
69:42
like when i don't have the fake
69:43
eyelashes on
69:44
uh i can kind of do eyeliner and it kind
69:46
of works
69:49
so i'll give that a shot
69:57
i want a monster energy drink and i
69:59
don't have one
70:01
my blood sugar's low
70:03
my blood sugar's low i need a sugar
70:06
sugary thing
70:07
where's my [ __ ] phone
70:10
why don't you put that
70:12
where's my phone
70:14
i had
70:17
what
70:19
what's your ring size
70:21
uh [ __ ] ring five inches across
70:24
considering how aggressive you use the
70:26
knife to open packages i'll have to
70:28
reinforce any box i send so you won't
70:31
damage the gift
70:32
the gift is not ready yet i'll let you
70:34
know when it's on the way
70:36
i owned a phone what did i do with my
70:38
phones one of you [ __ ] stole it i
70:40
know you did i want to order food i want
70:42
to order a monster energy drink and
70:44
you're keeping it from me
70:46
where did you put it
70:49
i found it
70:51
you hit it under the estellfo cosplay
70:54
you hid it under the estalfo cosplay
70:56
because you knew i wouldn't look there
70:58
but i did you little goblin
71:02
by the way i'm ordering this by the time
71:04
it gets here holy [ __ ] that's okay
71:06
secretary one one
71:12
what is life
71:13
all right
71:14
secretary beat out pikachu school girl
71:17
and sailor moon so secretary's winning
71:19
on first side of the polls we've still
71:22
got like the red dress
71:24
the red dress the [ __ ] a stealth
71:27
cosplay
71:30
[ __ ] was there another one there's gotta
71:31
be another one i feel like there was
71:33
another one
71:35
just realized finn's hip size is my
71:37
waist size
71:39
i don't know what that my hip size is my
71:41
wife's size pretty much i'm just a
71:43
straight line
71:45
uh
71:50
then you should try me 44 lw
71:54
what the [ __ ] is that
71:58
well then what the [ __ ] that is the
72:00
stuff is gonna win
72:01
my bet is that
72:03
i don't know
72:04
i kind of need to know because if red
72:06
dress wins then we're going to do like a
72:07
red kind of [ __ ] look if sulphur wins
72:10
then we're it's i don't know
72:13
if stealth wins it's going like full
72:15
pink everything all the leather trousers
72:18
estafa is winning by [ __ ] 72 percent
72:22
65 red dress kind of making it i think
72:25
it's because i said [ __ ] isn't it
72:27
i called i said something was [ __ ] and
72:29
you're like well this one a stealtho is
72:31
also like it's a stealth is a crop top
72:34
and a short skirt though so bear in mind
72:39
there is that and still pho went up one
72:41
tick in the fall
72:46
[ __ ]
72:48
we'll see we will see
72:58
oh by the way i might be a little bit
73:00
tired today i woke up at like
73:03
i woke up at like
73:04
7 00 a.m which is a lot for me
73:08
it's a lot for me
73:12
okay
73:13
i need to uh
73:16
there's there's like
73:20
i need to embrace that like diva
73:21
character that i can do
73:23
because holy [ __ ] i can play that
73:25
character so well because it's just my
73:27
inner dialogue
73:29
whenever i'm bitching and moaning about
73:30
stuff just god i woke up at 7 a.m so
73:34
it's so rough
73:35
it's so tough
73:38
oh
73:42
stealth won that [ __ ] thing by a mile
73:44
the stuff i won that by a 40 margin a
73:47
stalfo better win or i'm holding the
73:49
monster hostage gun it did oh [ __ ] i'm
73:52
buying a monster wait i haven't actually
73:54
bought it [ __ ]
73:57
i should probably buy the monster now
73:59
and not when i'm in an outfit i don't
74:00
care if you're not dressed up yet it's
74:02
been way too long blow us a kiss please
74:10
and for my boys
74:12
for my boys
74:14
and for my
74:16
straight men
74:20
but not straight women
74:22
i can't decide whether straight women
74:24
like me either like me more dressed up
74:26
or not
74:34
because
74:35
you know there's like that stereotype
74:37
that every every strike goes a little
74:39
bit by will you wear your knife holder
74:41
every day now
74:43
yes in my in man's ends
74:50
in man's
74:51
you don't come round man's ends bruv
74:55
you're gonna get shanked fam
75:12
sorry that sorry my uh sorry i went a
75:15
little bit uh went a little bit i didn't
75:16
want to scare anyone there i didn't i
75:17
don't want to scare anyone away don't
75:19
worry i was just playing a temporary
75:21
character
75:24
i don't want to get people on edge or
75:25
anything i don't want to scare you guys
75:27
with my uh
75:29
rap scallion behavior
75:36
[ __ ] is a rap scallion
75:41
[Music]
75:44
you remind me of that tick-tock sound of
75:47
that girl saying basically i identify
75:49
and look in a way that if you are into
75:50
me you are gay
75:52
that's a i think i've got that sound
75:54
saved that's a really good way to
75:56
describe this
76:00
you are aware that it will only look
76:02
good under a skirt smile
76:13
what will what do you mean it will only
76:14
look good under a skirt
76:18
what do you mean
76:20
what do you mean
76:22
the knife holder oh
76:25
sorry yep
76:27
oh with a knife holder that's kind of a
76:28
neat aesthetic to have
76:31
that's kind of a neat aesthetic to have
76:33
actually
76:34
kind of [ __ ] with it they're like
76:36
they're like pink everything but also
76:38
like a knife holder
76:41
that shit's that shit's kind of [ __ ]
76:43
fire
76:47
okay hold on if i can put my like if i
76:50
can put my ideal aesthetic into words it
76:53
would be that it would be like
76:55
pink anime waifu
76:57
but but [ __ ] armed to the teeth
77:01
like that would be it leg holster of
77:03
knives
77:06
and like good knives though not like
77:07
some shitty
77:09
you know
77:10
not not like shitty knives like this
77:12
like rainbow knives that are just kind
77:14
of funny to look at
77:15
but like you know good ones like [ __ ]
77:17
you know
77:19
i can't really show you this but
77:20
you know like these some [ __ ] like that
77:22
it's kind of just sick
77:24
anyway
77:27
high
77:28
quality like
77:31
like sometimes like a really funny thing
77:33
to see is sometimes you'll it's okay
77:36
though that like a picture that you see
77:37
like uh
77:39
fanboy wearing a stealth outfit but like
77:41
holding an ar
77:42
and sometimes they're like decked out
77:44
ars to the point where some people in
77:46
the comments will be like is that a
77:48
[ __ ]
77:49
is that a [ __ ] uh i don't know any
77:50
brands is that a [ __ ] uh smith and
77:53
wesson
77:54
uh arm guard with a with the [ __ ]
77:57
uh red dot with a reticle or something
77:59
and like some and people are impressed
78:01
by the state of it that's what i want i
78:03
want people to be like
78:05
damn is that a [ __ ] bro is that a
78:07
[ __ ] micro tank bro
78:10
that's what i want
78:14
is that a [ __ ] combat troodon on his
78:16
[ __ ] leg dude
78:18
this dude knows his stuff
78:23
i don't wish to be looked at with envy
78:24
for my looks only for my taste in
78:28
weaponry
78:32
is that a [ __ ] mid-century long sword
78:34
on his thigh
78:40
holy [ __ ] that's a that's a that's a
78:42
1686
78:45
scabbard
78:47
scabbard with a long sword what the [ __ ]
78:49
yeah that was about once you've been won
78:53
what do you think of femboys that watch
78:55
you for ideas
78:57
do they
78:58
that's literally the first time i've
79:00
heard about that
79:01
really
79:03
i have this
79:04
i have this like vision that everyone
79:06
like that everyone knows better than me
79:09
and they're constantly cringing about
79:10
what i'm doing
79:13
like that's how i see what i do
79:21
i never see i never see i've never heard
79:23
of anyone being like
79:27
really
79:29
the cringe is real the cringe is hot
79:31
[ __ ] yeah
79:34
trans girls like me watch you for ideas
79:36
for ideas
79:37
like i get the whole like people people
79:39
say like inspiration i can kind of
79:41
understand the the thing of me being
79:43
like
79:45
the the the thing that you see and then
79:47
you're like oh you know what [ __ ] you're
79:49
wearing like wearing traditionally
79:51
women's stuff isn't such a big deal
79:52
wearing feminine stuff isn't a big deal
79:54
i'm gonna [ __ ] try that out and then
79:55
you have liking it whatever
79:57
um
79:59
i can see that
80:00
what i can't see is people genuinely
80:02
being like that guy's got good fashion
80:04
taste
80:05
i don't know two giant bazookas on your
80:08
chest are weapons
80:10
oh
80:11
they're not yet not on yet though
80:14
i feel like i really goofed this eyebrow
80:16
can you you know what i mean
80:19
like they're not
80:21
the eyebrows aren't doing this they
80:23
aren't
80:24
they aren't vibing the same
80:26
you know
80:28
see what i mean by uh why are people
80:29
looking at me for ideas i'm not good
80:31
enough at this to be
80:33
the man that you use for ideas
80:43
having said that i did invent the idea
80:45
of being a fanboy
80:47
it's actually patented by me
80:51
no one can use that term without paying
80:53
me uh first
80:55
nat uh nat pays me 50 cents every time
80:58
he uploads a video
81:02
out of copyright infringement
81:04
out of patent
81:08
left eyebrow doesn't have as much arch
81:12
yeah
81:13
well no can you do the 1950s cone bob
81:16
thing
81:17
no
81:19
that is ugly okay you know what no i do
81:21
have good toast because i'm aware that
81:23
that is ugly
81:27
now i have an option here i can either
81:28
make this seven seven
81:30
seven seven seven seven seven seven
81:32
seven seven seven seven seven seven
81:39
and i don't know what to do
81:43
[Music]
81:47
boy them
81:49
what
82:02
this is from sevens
82:22
oh bro this eyebrow is just maybe i just
82:26
plucked them badly or like i haven't
82:27
done this one properly
82:30
yeah i'm i'm banking i'm
82:33
oh i goofed it man what the [ __ ]
82:44
i don't know
82:45
i don't know
82:47
dude
82:49
again i think it's just gonna look
82:51
[ __ ] weird as hell when when i
82:53
haven't done eye eyelashes yet it's just
82:55
gonna look weird but it will i'll fix it
82:58
adam
82:59
i'm gonna do it
83:02
eye shadow first it's gonna look weird
83:04
as hell for a minute though
83:08
what the [ __ ] jeffree star makeup covers
83:11
the facial scars i don't have any scars
83:13
i'm pretty [ __ ]
83:14
i've avoided facial knife attacks for a
83:17
weird question can you do a new jersey
83:20
accent
83:21
i don't even know what a new jersey
83:23
accent sounds like
83:27
ubereats is literally just literally
83:29
gave me an
83:30
uh
83:30
like a notification like hey do you
83:32
feeling hungry do you wanna
83:34
dude the uh i've gotta talk about the
83:36
[ __ ] the [ __ ] the uber eats
83:39
the ubereats notifications that you get
83:41
are the most like predatory thing i
83:43
swear to god like they're
83:45
it's it's the it's the most insane [ __ ]
83:47
you'll open the app and then you'll
83:48
close it and then like two minutes later
83:49
you'll get a notification that's like
83:51
feeling hungry were you
83:53
hey we know you were looking at
83:55
mcdonald's we saw you look in the eye
83:58
you craving mcdonald's now huh you want
84:00
to order some ha
84:02
we can get you there we can get you
84:04
right to your door you know we'll even
84:06
give you a 50 cent discount but we will
84:09
also charge you five pounds in delivery
84:11
fees for no [ __ ] reason
84:14
one of it goes to the delivery driver
84:15
the rest of it goes to thin air how
84:17
about just a bit of eyeliner instead of
84:19
lashes for a change
84:25
i know you don't
84:27
calm down finn they do not know what
84:29
they speak
84:30
i know that you can't envision that in
84:32
your head but you're about to see what
84:35
it looks like because i'm gonna do the
84:36
eye i'm gonna do the eyeshadow then the
84:38
eyeliner
84:40
then the eyelashes and before i do the
84:42
eyelashes you'll realize
84:46
is broken a finster classic true
84:49
all right we're doing a stealth have we
84:51
like have we gathered on a cell phone
84:53
chat
84:54
have we we got we got it down can you
84:57
speak in liverpool accent
85:00
no
85:01
it wouldn't the poll yes yes yes all
85:04
right
85:06
okay [ __ ] it we're doing
85:09
we're doing literally the pinkest thing
85:11
you've seen all year
85:13
oh it's one cent below the thing
85:16
uh i want you to hopefully get a hint of
85:17
become uh to become a fan boy uh and how
85:20
do you do the cleavage so i may know how
85:23
to also also looking for tips and hints
85:25
to get the fanboy look so could you
85:26
please give your advice
85:28
uh
85:29
yes
85:32
well i use a strapless bra you could
85:34
also use duct tape if you're on like the
85:36
on the very uh budget level trapless
85:38
bras are like 10 bucks but like use a
85:40
strapless bra when you put it together
85:42
it pushes your chest together you've got
85:43
to buy clothes that suit it and it won't
85:45
work in every circumstance
85:47
but
85:48
it does work occasionally as you've seen
85:51
from my
85:52
streams my
85:55
hot and sexy pictures
86:05
this is gonna look so [ __ ] bad dude
86:07
like i remember when i was doing makeup
86:09
before when i was doing makeup before
86:11
without the eyelashes
86:13
when you're doing makeup with eyelashes
86:14
it all feels like you're adding on to a
86:16
finished product and then when you're
86:17
done you're like done when you're doing
86:19
this it's like you're constructing
86:21
something it looks bad and bad and bad
86:22
and really [ __ ] weird and then you do
86:24
eyelashes and it's like [ __ ] it it all
86:25
works like it's like
86:27
the
86:28
it's the like it's the thing that ties
86:30
it all together it's like the rug in a
86:31
good room
86:37
you know what i mean
86:45
that's the eyelashes in this case
86:56
all right
86:58
who thinks the rose likes the eyelashes
87:00
no i'm just saying that they're like
87:02
they're they work that's i'm saying that
87:04
i don't like the okay [ __ ] shut up yes
87:07
sure the eyelashes are good i was uh i
87:09
was talking to the person that did these
87:11
nails and they were asking me
87:13
like
87:14
how much that they asked me like round
87:16
about how much of this do you enjoy
87:19
so a stolfo has no booba what do
87:23
oh [ __ ] what do
87:28
mods i'm going to need another pole mods
87:30
i'm going to need another pole boober or
87:31
no bubba
87:37
do i stay true to the character
87:40
do i do a cosplay or do i [ __ ]
87:44
cause dude there's a good chance this
87:45
just looks [ __ ]
87:47
and it doesn't matter either way
87:52
because it looked [ __ ] the first time i
87:54
tried it i don't have the body for a
87:56
stolfo dude
87:58
like i'm i've already eaten my food for
88:00
the i've had breakfast
88:02
i've had like a good
88:04
carb filled lunch dude
88:06
i'm fit like i'm bloated bro this this
88:08
crop top's gonna be a weird a weird a
88:10
hard sell
88:15
oh it's literally 50 50 between yup and
88:18
nope
88:23
60 40 now
88:25
interesting
88:27
interesting this is like the best
88:29
question for like what do you like more
88:31
the fanboy aesthetic or the uh or the or
88:34
just a woman
88:36
do i aim for woman or do i aim for
88:37
fanboy who knows
88:41
it's a good poll
88:43
[Music]
88:47
100 hours a month to be a sponsored
88:49
streamer would be roughly three hours a
88:51
day what kind of schedule could we
88:53
expect
88:55
well i just don't have like every day
88:57
free that's what i mean like sometimes
88:59
honestly most days i am just whole days
89:02
well you always wanted to cosplay as a
89:04
boy smile
89:08
oh my god
89:10
wait a second i can have it both ways
89:16
wait a second i could have this both
89:18
ways remember how i said i wanted to do
89:20
a manly stream a man stream
89:22
if i'm a cell phone it's still a guy
89:25
[ __ ] there's a wig
89:27
oh [ __ ] i hate i haven't worn a wig in
89:29
literally years
89:46
i haven't worn awake in literally years
89:48
i just realized the person editing this
89:50
vod this might be a good time to split
89:53
this vod up if this cosplay works out
89:55
this might be a good time to split this
89:57
vod up into two videos where this the
90:00
the unboxing is the end of the last vod
90:06
and if their stealth cosplay looks good
90:09
we can do it as a different video
90:15
but i've got a feeling
90:17
but i've got a feeling it's gonna look
90:19
bad
90:20
i miss the blonde wig
90:22
oh i remember the one the time i did for
90:25
the win right
90:27
the time i used the blonde wig it it
90:28
didn't look bad and i think that's why
90:30
people like i think that's why people
90:31
want me to try blonde out as a hair 10
90:34
month spock by the way i won't
90:37
i know how much you've suggested it and
90:39
i'm very sorry it just won't happen
90:41
um
90:43
but i i get it i do i do get where
90:47
you're coming from people that like the
90:48
blonde
90:50
i understand your tastes are refined and
90:52
i respect them
90:55
bob size small
90:57
whoa
91:00
interesting will you ever change your
91:03
hair color probably not probably not
91:05
probably no probably no
91:07
most likely not substantially no
91:11
no probably not
91:15
probably not no
91:19
probably not
91:21
i think that there are ways to do it
91:23
without damaging hair i just i just
91:25
think i look good brown hair i just
91:27
think it looks good i think this is my
91:29
best look
91:38
this is a lot of liquid eyeliner
92:13
holy [ __ ] that was a really smooth line
92:15
there
92:34
pretty [ __ ] smooth
92:36
i know it doesn't look good on camera
92:37
but it looks great in real life
92:53
again you are about to see why i don't
92:55
just do eyeliner
93:00
[Music]
93:04
finn has me wearing a skirt and looking
93:06
at throwing axes once again
93:08
what a time to be alive
93:10
okay
93:12
so here's why i don't just do eyeliner
93:14
and we let that one dry
93:16
this is what it looks like
93:19
this looks [ __ ]
93:20
i just want you to know that and if you
93:22
think this looks good
93:24
reassess you you looked sad for so long
93:26
i was wondering why i had money in my
93:28
account even though this is actually
93:30
good eyeliner for what i'm about to do
93:32
but like this this is a bad look right
93:34
now because the only way it looks good
93:35
is if i look like this and it still look
93:38
would look better with eyelashes on
93:41
oh that's the other thing the reason why
93:43
i think i'm
93:44
the reason why i think i'm i'm better
93:46
than everyone else
93:48
is uh
93:49
the reason why i think
93:52
uh no the um
93:54
the reason why i think i'm better than
93:55
everyone else
93:59
the reason why i've got this i think the
94:01
makeup thing down a bit better
94:03
oh no sorry the reason why i think like
94:04
i tend to look better in photos but like
94:07
compared to like other uh
94:10
other like crossdressers fanboy stuff
94:12
like that is i know what i'm doing with
94:14
makeup i feel like i i feel like i've
94:15
got this [ __ ] like down not like
94:18
perfect but that i got it down
94:23
it doesn't mean i'm good at applying it
94:25
though
94:27
but i get a good result out of it
94:34
oh my left hand this is
94:44
awful yeah
94:53
okay that's fine
94:59
oh i might have goofed it oh i might
95:01
have goofed it hold on [ __ ]
95:04
that's the wrong music for that
95:07
oh no
95:08
oh no
95:10
oh no
95:13
[Music]
95:39
last stream you said in one of ovs you
95:42
had some extra juicy lettuce sake anyway
95:44
was it the one with rizza xd
95:50
extra what the [ __ ] i remember that at
95:52
all
95:58
it's hard to
95:59
i don't know the euphemism
96:03
i know that it is a euphemism i just
96:05
don't know what it means
96:11
oh my god [ __ ] i kind of want the music
96:13
on i feel like i was doing better with
96:14
the music one sec
96:18
it's like motivation dude
96:23
[Music]
96:29
[Music]
97:02
oh
97:04
[Music]
97:36
okay
97:38
that's fine i did okay it's not great
97:41
but it's fine
97:43
it's very sharp so i kind of don't want
97:45
to [ __ ] with it like the wing is really
97:47
good it's just not the same length but
97:48
anyway
97:49
here's just eyeliner this is my uh
97:52
neochew cosplay
97:54
about the uh
97:56
[ __ ] anyway i've gotta do like i've
97:58
gotta do mascara and then i'm gonna do
98:00
the eyelashes because again
98:02
this looks bad i need eyelashes for it
98:04
it looks like thin how is your new toy
98:08
does it fit to your expectation wink
98:10
wink yeah that thing would go [ __ ]
98:12
through me oh and the uh
98:14
last oh sorry last time you said in one
98:16
of your vods you had some extra juicy
98:18
lettuce anyway which one was it it was
98:19
not the one with rizza it was the one
98:21
where i was talking about nfts for 20
98:23
minutes
98:26
obviously
98:28
if you go back and watch that screw that
98:29
stream i feel like
98:32
with that knowledge you can tell
98:39
however
98:44
i still stand by my opinions
98:48
dude there's people selling minecraft
98:50
worlds as nfts dude
98:53
there's people selling minecraft worlds
98:56
literally worthless a stolfo a stolfo a
98:59
stolfo a stolfo
99:01
bro it's black it's it's it's backed by
99:04
the blockchain man it's ev it's user
99:06
owned no it's not it's [ __ ] owned by
99:09
microsoft bro their minecraft worlds
99:12
they can just shut it down what's the
99:14
point dude
99:15
people had fifty thousand dollars for a
99:18
minecraft seed
99:21
it's not even owned by them it's not
99:23
even remotely they don't even own the
99:25
seed they just [ __ ] know the numbers
99:27
they bought access to know the numbers
99:30
not even to
99:31
i hate it i hate it so much
99:39
it's not even owned by you uh
99:42
literally it's like it's even worse than
99:44
the like i took a screenshot of your nft
99:46
it's this it's worse
99:48
it's not even back it's not even like
99:51
sure you kind of like you own a link to
99:53
the nft not the image but then like
99:56
[ __ ] the the minecraft world's one
99:58
it's not you don't even own the link
100:00
you want it you own even less about it
100:02
oh god
100:04
anyway
100:06
uh
100:09
you've been saying that's in chat ice
100:11
cream was the one where you got the
100:13
munchies and ate a huge amount of cake
100:15
yes
100:17
yes it was
100:19
um but that wasn't that that was barely
100:21
a product of the munchies i think i was
100:22
just like not feeling it that day and i
100:24
wanted to like i knew i thought that
100:27
ordering a cake was such such a silly
100:28
move that i uh that it was worth doing
100:32
okay i just want you to realize that
100:33
like you know this doesn't look good
100:35
right now
100:36
i'm about to make it look good
100:39
in theory if i knew where my eyelashes
100:41
are
100:42
like trust me this is the difference in
100:45
making this look good and bad so if
100:47
anyone does genuinely have a question
100:50
about [ __ ]
100:52
if anyone does want like
100:55
advice for if you're a dude you want to
100:57
look a bit more feminine
101:00
eyelashes go a very [ __ ] long way
101:02
like
101:04
like
101:07
like that they almost do all the work
101:09
for you
101:10
just know that i just need i just need
101:13
if there's something that you learn
101:14
eyebrows eyebrows and eyelashes do 90 of
101:18
the work for you
101:20
i swear to god like most of where i see
101:23
people like i don't know i swear most of
101:26
where i see people go wrong can be
101:28
corrected with like
101:30
it's three things this is now genuine
101:32
advice hours okay listen
101:34
mostly where everyone goes wrong is they
101:37
dress up too much like they do too
101:39
you're going overboard on [ __ ]
101:42
it's bad eyebrows you need to you need
101:44
to pluck your [ __ ] eyebrows
101:47
and you're all like eyelashes they're
101:49
either too big
101:51
or not not there at all like it's it's
101:54
either those two
101:55
if you if you focus on getting those
101:58
right i swear to god everything else
102:00
falls into place you don't need to
102:02
memorize the exact right way to do
102:04
contour to make your face a certain way
102:06
you just need to get those three right
102:08
and then you'll figure everything else
102:09
out it's not bad
102:11
maybe i got really lucky and i just
102:13
learned that early but like dude it's
102:16
straight up all in that like it's
102:19
unexaggerated it's probably 70 percent
102:21
of the work it's like this eyebrow is
102:23
[ __ ] me up right now because it's too
102:24
thick like i would tell someone to trim
102:27
that because it doesn't match
102:29
but
102:32
it's not awful
102:34
and it's kind of hard to know without
102:35
the eyelashes on
102:39
it's like have you ever seen people on a
102:41
on that have you ever seen that dude on
102:42
the got talent show like britain's got
102:44
talent or america's got talent
102:46
where like he's just got a big
102:48
chalkboard or something and he's like
102:49
painting on it and it's just lines that
102:51
don't make any sense and then he like
102:54
throws sand on it and it still doesn't
102:56
make much sense but then he flips it
102:57
upside down it's like a perfect human
102:59
face it's like that
103:01
this whole process is that and then i'm
103:03
going to put our ashes on that's going
103:04
to be flipping around you're suddenly
103:06
going to get it
103:17
okay
103:20
the worst thing you can ever do to a
103:22
girl
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is take away her fake eyelash like one
103:25
junk yoink a fake eyelash it would be
103:27
awful
103:31
uh
103:33
exactly
103:34
see
103:37
okay i got like these little tweezers
103:40
look at that little like pinchers wow
103:43
it's been four months so already
103:45
this is because i can't use my fingers
103:47
properly
103:48
but hell yeah and [ __ ] amy thanks for
103:50
the 17 months ali thanks for the four
103:52
months [ __ ] hell yeah
103:56
god four months
103:58
it's a long time
103:59
i must have streamed at least three
104:01
times in that period
104:15
okay there we go oh and after you get
104:17
good at doing eyelashes uh use a use
104:20
black uh what's it called but don't
104:22
start out that way start out with clear
104:24
white glue and then go to black when you
104:26
get good at it
104:27
anyway
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[Music]
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you should totally do another hypixel
104:35
skyblock video it's gotten a lot more
104:37
chaotic and a massive time sync now just
104:40
saying
104:41
when the [ __ ] i've made like one hypixel
104:43
skyblock video oh skyblock sorry not
104:45
let's look
104:47
yeah i mean
104:48
maybe but like i can't get into the game
104:50
dude there's
104:51
like if you okay to make some a video
104:54
that's interesting about it you either
104:56
need to just make [ __ ] up or like invest
104:59
like a week of time like so much time
105:02
like my videos take 10 15 hours to do
105:05
but like i don't need nothing you can
105:07
just dye your hair pink
105:10
yes
105:11
also the people that like the people
105:13
that uh have stuff on hypixel they don't
105:15
want to share their secrets
105:17
if i was going to dye my hair any color
105:19
if i was going to go insane my hair pink
105:30
and that's on that's on facts
105:56
oh my god
106:02
there should have been a [ __ ] heart
106:03
right monitor playing for that holy [ __ ]
106:05
wait wait oh no okay now look at this
106:10
see
106:10
now it's cute right
106:15
i want you to look at that [ __ ]
106:17
difference look at this hold on let me
106:18
like
106:22
this mf really said this doesn't look
106:24
good right now
106:26
only look at this yeah bro it never did
106:32
wow
106:38
it's so much better with eyelashes man
106:43
like they change your face so much they
106:46
change your face so much man
106:49
oh
106:53
quite frankly
106:55
quite frankly i am not looking forward
106:57
to the next stage of this
107:00
hey rose when is the next p.o box
107:03
opening i want to send some sweets from
107:06
sweden i've got like three po box
107:08
packages
107:22
the [ __ ] away just closed down
107:23
[Music]
107:24
i hate that
107:26
what the [ __ ]
107:28
they both look good you're wrong
107:30
buddy you're wrong
107:36
that's what i mean
107:39
sometimes
107:41
no fault of your own
107:43
but you're just not aware of what looks
107:45
good
107:50
if i promise you
107:51
if i went and asked like anyone that
107:53
knows makeup too they'd be like oh yeah
107:55
one side a lot better than the other
107:57
side doing that
107:59
you know
108:01
it's just it's just knowing it's just
108:03
knowing
108:04
i think marisa would say the same thing
108:06
too is like the photos will let you see
108:08
people you're like oh you like dude
108:11
i don't know
108:13
genetics isn't my benefit i think my
108:15
benefit is just knowing that [ __ ]
108:17
what works and what doesn't
108:20
that's not enough yet
108:22
i'm trying to find like a heartbeat
108:24
sound effect preview
108:26
what the [ __ ]
108:28
[Music]
108:30
never mind that's terrifying what the
108:32
[ __ ] i looked up like a heartbeat sound
108:34
effect this is like it's like horror
108:37
[Music]
108:42
this is still kind of [ __ ] insanely
108:44
creepy i really don't like that actually
108:46
what the [ __ ]
108:48
dude there's something dude there's
108:49
something really stressful about that
108:52
okay just imagine it
108:54
as i'm doing this [ __ ] just imagine
109:08
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it went wrong oh [ __ ] it
109:10
went wrong
109:17
are you up to tasting sir strumming
109:22
[ __ ] is that does that come
109:27
i don't want to taste it if it's come
109:56
what is it
109:58
rotten fish what the [ __ ] that's worse
110:02
i'd rather have to come
110:04
my window's open
110:06
i have neighbors
110:12
that one's bad
110:15
that one's bad but it might
110:17
it's bad
110:25
this one just does not sit right
110:34
oh [ __ ]
110:35
do i have to redo that [ __ ]
110:41
hold on
110:47
[ __ ]
110:51
this one just not sitting right on my
110:53
eye at all
110:54
it's okay it's not great though
111:00
it ain't even [ __ ]
111:10
i think i made it better
111:13
that's fine okay
111:16
all right now here we go
111:21
see how much better it looks dude see
111:23
how much better it looks it looks so
111:25
much better with eyelashes like
111:29
yeah yeah anyway my my point my point
111:32
over the last 50 minutes do you see why
111:35
i do the the fake eyelashes by the way
111:37
the hair helps too true you see what i
111:39
mean by the way like over the last 50
111:41
minutes the fake eyelashes doing those
111:43
saved me
111:44
who works out i can't wait to look like
111:47
fanboy 80s hulk hogan
111:50
what
111:55
80s hulk hogan
111:58
wait what femboy version of hulk hogan
112:03
i think you could pull that off
112:08
what the [ __ ] this is this is a fanboy
112:10
pose
112:11
this is ass out tits out
112:14
[ __ ] ripping that shirt off dude
112:20
looking all cute for the camera he's
112:22
like look at this i don't know my face
112:24
guys blocking it no look at this look at
112:26
this face he's pulling
112:28
look at that
112:30
look at that
112:32
dude he looks all like he looks off
112:37
hi finn i am 18 now and i live alone
112:40
i've been thinking about coming out as a
112:42
trans lady bc i really want to
112:44
transition while i am waiting to be
112:46
financially independent i am really
112:48
enjoying my fanboy phase
112:51
thank you for inspiring me
112:53
you're trying to say that fanboy phase
112:55
can't be you can't be financially
112:57
independent during your fanboy phase
112:59
what do you mean
113:00
but dude hell yeah i'm gonna
113:03
love that i'm never gonna hear that
113:04
right
113:05
hell yeah i hope that like uh i hope
113:07
this stuff's gonna go well
113:09
um
113:11
yeah you're i think there's always a
113:13
thing of like
113:14
i'm looking at it from a point of like
113:16
privilege right because i don't have to
113:17
i don't have to do i'm not i'm not
113:19
transitioning so i don't really have to
113:20
go through that [ __ ]
113:22
that burden you know
113:24
yeah there's so much [ __ ] i feel like
113:26
you'd have to do maurice has got her
113:28
schedule booked out with the
113:30
transition related things
113:32
but um
113:34
yeah dude
113:38
[ __ ]
113:41
the financial thing's a rough one
113:43
because it's that shit's expensive you
113:44
know how expensive it is to be it's so
113:47
expensive to be a woman especially if
113:48
you weren't one to begin with
113:53
whoa as a femigh who is slowly cracking
113:55
i just wanted to thank you for inspiring
113:58
me to actually progress as well as
114:00
acting as goals smile
114:02
oh yeah oh yeah like eyelashes eyelashes
114:06
and eyebrows please please for the love
114:08
of god
114:09
you'll thank me later
114:11
you'll thank me
114:13
oh god this mirror okay
114:15
boys
114:17
what the [ __ ] should we do with lips i
114:19
i've gotten someone sent me just a
114:22
[ __ ] haul of lipsticks and everything
114:24
like that there's like bright neon pink
114:27
let me google a stealtho i want to see
114:29
what
114:30
the character does
114:32
let's see
114:33
oh no let's not google image search on
114:35
stream
114:36
or if i search as stuff let's do this
114:39
first
114:41
okay this is the outfit
114:47
i'm gonna look so bad compared holy [ __ ]
114:50
i'm not gonna look like this
114:52
um
114:53
they don't look like they have got any
114:55
makeup on because it's anime
114:57
but
114:57
what do you think what color lips do you
115:00
think suit this as character
115:08
spitting image
115:10
pink well yeah pink light pink i'm
115:12
thinking light pink as well actually
115:14
um i just don't
115:17
think that is a thing in my weaponry
115:20
oh what the [ __ ] are you
115:22
that's very very light pink hold on let
115:25
me try
115:26
this because it's very very light pink
115:28
also this is the wrong shade of pink
115:29
like look at that
115:31
compat this like salmon
115:34
god i don't know anything about this
115:38
like you see that that's like very very
115:40
light pink
115:44
what do you think think that's sort of
115:46
the
115:47
the way
115:48
peach all sermon yeah good all right
115:51
let's try it
115:55
a little darker
115:57
um
115:58
hold on
116:01
again lipstick so [ __ ] easy to take
116:03
off or at least this type is
116:05
um
116:07
let me see what else i've got
116:21
this is more that shade hold on let's
116:23
try this one one sec
116:25
it's similar
116:32
okay
116:36
oh that i think this is the one actually
116:39
sneaky to the cell phone yeah that's why
116:40
i've never done any stealth cosplays
116:42
because i can't do it better it's
116:44
literally dude i think this is the one
116:46
but i can't [ __ ] do dude this is
116:48
gonna end up badly and i need you to
116:50
know that it is i'm going into this with
116:52
such incredibly low expectations
116:57
and you should be too by the way
117:05
oh [ __ ] i gotta go put on underwear i'm
117:07
worried i'm not wearing underwear i
117:08
don't
117:14
what's the point in wearing underwear if
117:16
you're in your own house
117:48
okay
117:50
i stick to that point by the way
117:54
okay i think that works
117:56
let me see
117:57
[ __ ]
117:59
i think that works
118:01
i think that's the color i think because
118:03
of the this shade of outfit
118:05
um your skin tone is very receptive to
118:08
pink
118:09
true
118:10
uh because it's insanely pale
118:13
okay
118:14
my skin tone is just
118:16
never seen the sun
118:17
incarnate all right
118:21
oh my god i've got to do this [ __ ]
118:23
wig
118:25
[ __ ] fun fact finn has been dolling up
118:28
for almost 80 minutes gg chat gg finn
118:32
also happy new year bud i know this
118:35
should take so much longer when you okay
118:37
it takes so much longer when you don't
118:38
have the eyelashes on okay
118:40
preventing racing strips in your clothes
118:45
oh
118:46
nasty [ __ ] no i clean i have wet
118:48
wipes bro that's nasty
118:50
uh
118:52
you gotta get on the wet wipe grind
118:55
love you you all aren't trying hard
118:56
enough if you ain't on the wet wipe
118:58
grind
118:59
okay
119:00
i'm gonna do the outfit first that's
119:02
kind of what has to come first
119:05
hold on let me see the let me see this
119:06
first one i want to see this skirt
119:08
because here's the thing i remember the
119:10
skirts always fit me because i have like
119:13
a pretty small waist oh what the [ __ ]
119:16
i have a pretty i have a pretty small
119:18
waist compared to my shoulders right
119:21
um
119:22
so the skirts always fit
119:25
um
119:26
but the shirts are usually the think of
119:29
like
119:30
not the contentious point
119:34
so this oh this looks like it'll go hold
119:37
on
119:44
okay that one works
119:46
hey all right
119:53
it's fine
119:54
holy [ __ ] that one's fine
120:00
that one's fine
120:01
i'm a guy
120:03
literally i'm it's fine that was an
120:05
accident and i'm a man
120:09
i was moving
120:12
well
120:13
i posted my [ __ ] i was i was
120:15
shirtless on twitter it's fine
120:18
okay i had a moment i had dude i had a
120:21
moment of
120:23
pure panic that's just sheer panic
120:27
all right one sec i'm gonna get changed
120:28
into this and let you forget about what
120:30
just happened all right one sec
120:34
oh my [ __ ] god
120:37
[Music]
121:18
do
121:21
[Music]
121:27
do
121:28
[Music]
121:56
do
121:57
[Music]
122:06
wow
122:12
[Music]
123:32
so
123:34
[Music]
124:03
why is there no [ __ ] music playing
124:06
hold on
124:07
i'm almost i'm almost done i am more
124:10
just working out an issue i've run into
124:14
you're saying
124:17
[Music]
124:35
do
124:38
[Music]
124:53
oh damn
124:56
[Music]
125:10
so
125:12
[Music]
126:21
so
126:26
[Music]
126:35
do
126:37
[Music]
126:56
do
126:57
[Music]
127:21
he's taking a long time this is a
127:23
multi-faceted outfit dude there's a lot
127:26
going on here there's like there's
127:28
there's things i've got to manage bro
127:30
there's like little neckties there's
127:32
like bows and [ __ ] dude
127:35
what the [ __ ] there's so much stuff i'm
127:37
doing bro i promise i'm almost done i'm
127:39
almost done almost
127:40
when i get the wig on i've got to figure
127:42
that out too i'm going to come back
127:43
before i wait shall i come back before
127:45
i've done the wig or should i just do
127:47
the wig and [ __ ]
127:49
whatever
127:50
what do you think
127:53
it might be good to just get the wig
127:54
done and just like
127:56
come back with it all on
127:58
before okay
128:00
all right i'll do it i'll do the work in
128:02
the meantime as well you can sit waiting
128:03
for another few minutes
128:06
[Music]
129:09
so
129:20
[Music]
129:50
do
129:55
[Music]
130:06
so
130:14
[Music]
130:20
do
130:28
oh damn
130:32
[Music]
130:38
hold on i'm resetting the song this [ __ ]
130:39
i'm about to put the wig on it's going
130:40
to take a while think of this six gifted
130:43
subscribers
130:47
[Music]
131:15
so
131:20
[Music]
131:58
do
132:00
[Music]
132:24
so
132:28
[Music]
133:04
so
133:05
[Music]
133:26
oh god
133:27
this wig is awful
133:30
like this is designed for people with
133:32
way bigger foreheads than me it's got
133:34
like bangs and [ __ ] but like they oh my
133:37
god they like go just
133:39
like the bangs end like on the top of my
133:42
mouth
133:43
like dude it's [ __ ] i need a bigger
133:45
forehead never before have i thought
133:47
this was going to be an issue all right
133:49
i don't know i still got a bit to go i'm
133:51
going to put the bows and then i'm going
133:52
to check back maybe it looks better with
133:53
bows some [ __ ] hell i don't know
133:55
let's go
134:04
[Music]
134:36
do
134:44
do
134:46
[Music]
134:56
do
135:00
[Music]
135:26
do
135:40
so
135:44
[Music]
135:54
so
135:55
[Music]
136:34
oh my god
136:37
[Music]
136:39
ah
136:40
i think i'm done
136:43
i'm even gonna hold on i'm gonna look on
136:45
my camera before you see it just so
136:47
because
136:48
it looks terrible
136:50
not gonna lie
136:52
not gonna lie it looks a bit it looks a
136:55
bit incredibly bad but we'll see
136:59
yeah it looks [ __ ] awful
137:03
one minute
137:04
it looks awful
137:10
i'm trying to why the [ __ ] isn't my
137:12
camera loading i disabled this one why
137:14
isn't it loading
137:18
oh my god
137:19
hold on
137:21
let me just quickly open up obs to see
137:22
if this is gonna show me
137:24
i'm gonna see if i can make this look
137:26
okay on camera no
137:30
holy [ __ ]
137:33
it was dude i had an expectation for how
137:36
it would look on camera
137:37
and this is worse
137:40
jesus [ __ ]
137:42
hold on
138:00
yeah this is incredibly bad this is not
138:02
good at all
138:04
all right
138:05
you want to see it hold on you want to
138:07
see it ready
138:09
uh i think i'm good here
138:11
i mean it's not it's genuinely awful but
138:13
all right ready
138:15
three
138:16
two oh [ __ ] it you know what this is
138:18
going to be
138:19
wait is there an wait no i needed like
138:21
an anime an intro or something like an
138:23
anime intro can can i have like an anime
138:25
intro what is that give me an animated
138:27
what's it got a good intro
138:29
like a good song
138:31
i need it i'm gonna do it
138:34
i want a good one
138:35
oh damn i'm just gonna use attack on
138:37
titan if you don't tell me one
138:39
jojo
138:45
there's a [ __ ] uh what was the meme
138:48
hold on
138:51
[ __ ] it i'm literally
138:55
okay
138:56
disclaimer these are wrong give a [ __ ]
139:00
oh my god
139:05
[Music]
139:17
wait a second
139:37
it's so bad
139:38
the wig
139:54
ten months simping for this girl not
139:57
girl it's so bad in less than three can
139:59
i take the wig off it's [ __ ] dreadful
140:02
look at how shitty it looks what the
140:04
[ __ ] this the whole dude i didn't know
140:07
that they were gonna give me a wig this
140:08
is a [ __ ] five pound wig dude i'm
140:11
taking the wig off this is terrible
140:13
no
140:14
this is like this is good to you
140:17
you're insane it doesn't even cover this
140:21
i look like dude i look like a karen
140:23
decided to do like a little bit
140:26
the [ __ ] bow fell
140:29
there was a boat i swear to god there
140:31
was a
140:31
[Music]
140:33
this is terrible
140:34
do a skirt spin you look cute
140:38
i i like fully fully wet like i didn't
140:41
do bobs i went like a little like
140:44
waistline bro
140:45
it's kind of kind of good i got like the
140:48
like come on it was good besides the wig
140:50
like it looks good the wig is the only
140:52
thing breaking it let me take the wig
140:54
off i look good otherwise come on bro
140:59
we need a 12 for the full fit and no you
141:02
need to keep the wig on the wig's
141:04
[ __ ] dreadful
141:06
the wig is the wig is bad i've got pink
141:09
wigs i've got other pink wigs
141:11
i color the pink wigs
141:14
it looks like a wig for a kid's outfit
141:16
take that nasty [ __ ] off see
141:20
i'm going to take the work off i'm going
141:21
to take the wig off
141:23
wait hold on look how much different
141:25
like dude pink wig
141:28
i'm taking the wig off i've got so many
141:30
pink wigs
141:31
oh i'll say that
141:33
kevin i can't tell
141:36
it's a bit of both
141:37
all right i'm gonna i'm gonna save the
141:39
bows
141:41
and then
141:43
where was the bow
141:44
it was a clip it's gone
141:46
what the [ __ ] i'm gonna save the bows
141:48
because i've got a feeling that i can
141:50
like make a different pink wig work get
141:53
a monster can [ __ ] yeah
141:56
low quality wig damn right it is there
141:59
was a clip it just faded into this
142:01
massive like plastic
142:04
there was more [ __ ] here maybe just keep
142:06
the camera on your waistline yeah
142:11
like there's just bits falling off it oh
142:13
yeah i brushed it and had to stop
142:15
brushing it because of like how
142:17
bad it was
142:19
that was i swear to god there's like a
142:21
clip in here somewhere and it's just
142:23
faded from existence i kind of need that
142:26
for it to work
142:28
oh no it's on there i'm stupid go get
142:30
better pink wig i have better pink wig
142:32
one sec but yeah look at this
142:36
you know doing okay i'm kind of
142:37
naturally a bit just wide so you can
142:40
actually tell how i am doing pretty well
142:42
on the skinny department but not that on
142:45
my face and i'll guess your weight
142:47
if i'm wrong i'll eat the difference
142:50
guess my white chat
142:52
and look it like [ __ ] up my eyelash
142:53
too it like goofed it
142:59
this is the greatest thing i've ever
143:01
laid my eyes on
143:04
starv you know my weight you've guessed
143:05
heavier
143:06
i'm 65 right
143:09
oh yeah 69. i don't know why why i
143:11
thought that was anything but a joke
143:14
it's fine savings oh there's like dude
143:16
there's little like look at this i bro
143:17
look i
143:19
no joke i brushed the hair one time
143:22
like it's just i'm gross
143:24
you look fantastic tonight i think this
143:27
is a different style
143:29
to maintain my sub
143:31
so
143:31
happy 19 months
143:33
see you next time how many i've got over
143:35
the years here's a different estellfo
143:37
wig there's so many i think this will be
143:40
my favorite clip from finlal
143:43
oh
143:44
[ __ ] remember this one
143:47
remember this one this would work
143:50
[ __ ] i could do this one remember this
143:52
remember this wig
143:54
the old viewers will know this [ __ ]
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wig i'm doing it
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i'm doing it i can't not okay one minute
144:00
i'm doing it i literally this is gonna
144:02
be the one
144:03
to show your kids in 20 years time hell
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yeah this has got to be the one that i
144:07
use it's like
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okay
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[Music]
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this is also going to take me an equally
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long time
144:16
you need one of those wig cap things
144:20
even i know that i've got one
144:23
i've worn so many ways you think i don't
144:25
have a [ __ ] wig cap it just looks bad
144:31
so glad i can finally donate to my
144:34
favorite streamer also fanboys are best
144:37
boys
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[Music]
144:46
i like it looks like a hot wendy's
144:49
cosplay
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[Music]
145:01
should wear this in our next meeting
145:03
with joe
145:07
[Music]
145:25
you really just motivated me to lose
145:28
some weight you look hot with that
145:30
waistline dude down
145:34
[Music]
145:41
you need special wide tooth wig comb and
145:43
start at the tip and work towards root
145:49
[Music]
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[Music]
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yep
147:25
gonna restart the song
147:28
[Music]
147:50
do
147:52
[Music]
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do
148:07
[Music]
148:30
so
148:32
[Music]
148:45
do
148:49
[Music]
148:58
so
149:03
[Music]
149:18
please crawl stress as a cute guy i d
149:21
think you'd look great
149:23
what name would you choose
149:26
[Music]
149:42
do
149:44
[Music]
149:54
do
149:57
[Music]
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i think i'm done i think i'm done
150:22
okay do you want to give this the real
150:24
the real opener
150:25
i think maybe this works i am gonna i'm
150:27
gonna keep the music playing just for a
150:29
second
150:30
because uh i want to check it first
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[Music]
151:05
i'm not trolling you want this to look
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good right
151:08
[Music]
151:16
okay ready
151:18
ready chant
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ready
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all right
151:26
let me like get comfortable
151:29
ready three
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two
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one
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whew
151:50
[Music]
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but how the hell am i supposed to jerk
152:02
off when the twig looks like that one
152:04
girl from lazytown
152:09
good point uh hi it's me again see how
152:12
much better it is it's cool anyway
152:15
should totally wear this in our next
152:17
meeting with joe you're killing it
152:20
oh my
152:22
god everyone hey chad i would like you
152:26
to meet the guy that pays my bills now
152:28
which was that last time
152:32
oh he's messaged me as well oh no
152:35
he just loved the new outfit oh hello
152:41
[ __ ] okay well i did say i wanted to do
152:44
i dressed like a guy today so a
152:45
stealther
152:48
he sent me like a joey gif anyway uh
152:51
apparently this is supposed to go under
152:53
the thing so i still have [ __ ] up the
152:55
uniform one sec can i like just pull
152:57
this through or some [ __ ] now an even
152:59
better cutie yeah three less than three
153:02
oh [ __ ] yeah
153:03
hold on let me like i'm pulling this
153:05
thing through
153:08
peak mail performance
153:10
this is what it is oh [ __ ] i'm gonna
153:12
goof the outfit because i'm not looking
153:13
at what i'm doing
153:15
it's probably fine
153:19
okay was this right someone in i think
153:22
stuff was saying that this is how you're
153:24
supposed to wear it
153:26
this
153:27
is that better or is this what i don't
153:29
actually know how this works yes this is
153:31
how it is
153:32
okay i said nothing or someone said
153:35
something
153:36
oh that just was what the [ __ ]
153:39
all right i'm like
153:41
sorry the penis the the the penis uh
153:45
finger hold thing
153:46
has been acting up anyway
153:50
hi
153:51
i've like got the full thing going on
153:53
i'm like i'm i'm good guys it's still
153:55
far as no bobs oh yeah no i didn't do
153:57
bob's very sorry uh because you know i
153:59
wanted to be a guy and his stealth
154:01
always a man
154:05
that got back
154:06
anyway
154:08
hi
154:10
do i look good what happens now what
154:11
happens from here i said i wanted to be
154:13
a dude today
154:14
i wanted to be a guy yeah i wanted to
154:16
dress like a guy
154:18
eyebrows need work
154:20
oh
154:21
damn that go right under my skin i know
154:23
i know they do i was saying that while i
154:25
was doing makeup i was like [ __ ] this
154:27
this it was this eyebrow that goofed me
154:29
this one's fine this one is goofed
154:33
and it's also the other eye too like
154:35
i don't know this eyebrows [ __ ] me up
154:37
anyway
154:38
honestly i think the hair color suits
154:39
you true this is what i'm gonna dye my
154:41
hair too soon
154:43
oh by the way don't think i didn't hear
154:45
your like [ __ ]
154:46
shanaki remarks about like when when the
154:49
donators your snarky little [ __ ]
154:51
remarks about uh oh you need this sort
154:54
of wig to no
154:56
shush i know what's good and what's bad
154:58
i've been doing this you need to style
154:59
it wig like a stolfo at least the center
155:02
hair fringe
155:04
yeah
155:05
okay
155:09
don't think that's gonna work buddy uh
155:12
it can't go down i have two small little
155:14
color your eyebrows don't work
155:18
uh no also a cell photos are not
155:21
different colors they're like just
155:22
they're just normal
155:25
okay so it turns out you can't scroll
155:27
much down
155:28
this
155:29
google image search page without saying
155:31
very feminine
155:33
what
155:36
yes hold on let me shut my door
155:39
let me just shut my door real quick boys
155:41
one minute i'm just gonna go shut my
155:43
door
155:44
does the fact you dressed like a guy
155:46
means that the channel points should go
155:47
to the believers
155:49
uh yeah it also means oh no no
155:53
it all no it what it just means is now
155:55
you are gay
155:57
sorry now it doesn't matter if you if
155:59
this is your thing or not you are now
156:00
gay you've now seen it door shut real
156:03
[ __ ] starts now this is where we start
156:05
getting so first watching you makes me
156:07
play minecraft again for the first time
156:10
in seven years but now i'm giving you
156:12
all my lunch money yikes lol i could
156:15
totally i could totally uh boy
156:18
i could totally do that i you'd think
156:20
you wouldn't respect a her
156:23
but because i'm a guy they sit low on my
156:25
brow ridge
156:27
how do you push yours up so high i don't
156:29
have much i can pluck
156:33
that's your issue i guess i mean mine
156:35
mines sit pretty average and i just like
156:37
plucked the underneath of them so they
156:39
seem like there's more eyelid space
156:41
streaming bullies chat colors 20 22.
156:44
[ __ ] it's always weird hearing that
156:45
we're in 2022 now that is a bit odd or
156:48
is they going gonna do something oh i'm
156:50
gonna change the stream title real quick
156:51
to just a stealth cosplay because i
156:53
think i kind of pulled this off like i i
156:55
think this is pretty [ __ ] good as far
156:57
as my like levels of cosplay go this is
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pretty [ __ ]
157:02
good i'm proud of this actually it's all
157:05
cosplay it's a little different having
157:08
said that but like doesn't imagine this
157:10
wig had like the tail end of this of you
157:13
know the bow and everything like this
157:20
kind of [ __ ] with this wig
157:22
this might have awakened something in me
157:24
chat
157:27
oh no
157:29
oh am i going to start wearing legs
157:30
again i'm gay now so if that is out of
157:33
the way now some knife tricks
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yes
157:39
can i can this be can this be hot
157:46
oh oh why but i just saved it but i
157:49
saved it and i even caught it on the
157:50
right side so it wouldn't have even cut
157:52
me i saved it look at that [ __ ]
157:55
[ __ ] yeah what's this cell phone known
157:57
for what is their character i've
157:59
literally i have no idea what it's from
158:03
a stolfo doesn't have booba you need to
158:06
remove those fake boobs
158:10
what
158:12
bro
158:13
i'm as flat as the
158:16
i'm as flat as your mom
158:22
oh yeah baby i'm as flat as your mom got
158:25
him
158:30
[ __ ] that guy up let's go let's [ __ ]
158:33
go
158:34
messed him up bro anyway
158:37
my mom had breast cancer
158:40
can you wear the knife holster belt with
158:42
this
158:50
i'm so sorry
158:54
oh no well
159:02
i was right
159:16
too shaggy
159:20
i'm sorry
159:22
holy [ __ ] oh
159:26
huh oh sorry the knife i sort of look
159:28
like an off-brand little debbie
159:34
little debbie i don't know what this
159:36
[ __ ] looks like
159:42
what the hell do i
159:44
is this my face and cut is this my is
159:47
this my drip i i don't think we look
159:49
similar
159:50
uh i think that their hair color is a
159:52
different color
159:54
i think that that is the face of a
159:56
four-year-old and not a 21 year old
159:58
hot and sexy
160:01
supermodel that's just debbie
160:04
nobody has a crush on a girl called
160:07
debbie
160:08
flatfoot best just saying
160:11
let me look up debbie
160:13
just debbie on google images
160:16
you know
160:18
um maybe maybe in you know there's a
160:21
while ago
160:23
it's not ryan reynolds mom
160:25
debbie reynolds
160:26
you know people i'm i'm just saying
160:28
there aren't many like insanely
160:30
attractive debbies when you search just
160:32
debbie
160:33
it ain't giving me good vibes
160:36
ah she's pretty but like you know
160:39
so i i'm i'm i'm stacked good no people
160:42
don't like debbie's sorry if your name's
160:43
debbie
160:46
just saying i've never seen it i've
160:48
never seen a never seen a hot debbie
160:51
anyway
160:55
bro my mum was named after debbie
160:57
reynolds i'm sorry god damn it search
160:59
jude
161:00
okay if i search jude on google images
161:02
which is my name
161:04
see look at this
161:06
look at that chad
161:08
literal chad [ __ ] look at that
161:12
uh
161:13
stacy bro
161:15
i don't know the problem but [ __ ]
161:17
look at this
161:18
literally all of them
161:20
[ __ ] straight chad's dude
161:24
the dudes are attractive at the world
161:25
i'm skipping a couple but you know like
161:27
i mean come on come on i i appeal i
161:30
don't know why i'm cherry-picked shut
161:31
the [ __ ] up i don't know why i'm not on
161:33
that but it's it's all chance when you
161:35
what the [ __ ] is that
161:40
the [ __ ] is that i am new please crawl
161:42
stress as a girl cross-dressing as a
161:44
cute guy what name would you choose
161:48
what hold on
161:50
let me like correct my wiggle
161:53
what what'd you say i am new please wow
161:57
what name would you choose if i was a if
161:59
i was a girl cross-dressing as a guy
162:05
i would choose a stealth
162:08
i would choose jude
162:10
i would choose jude that's what i'd pick
162:12
[ __ ] my my bow hold on they said this
162:15
wig's a weird one because you can't
162:17
really brush curls and they're really
162:18
good but i've had this wig for years it
162:20
kind of needs a replacement
162:23
and i don't have the heart to do it i'm
162:26
too loyal i'm too loyal to this wig plus
162:28
one jude hell yeah
162:30
i don't know why i'm not there yeah what
162:32
happens when i just
162:34
why can i not how many how long do i
162:35
have to scroll before it hits me
162:40
like when i search up what is finster
162:42
and i get dude why can't i not be on the
162:44
giga chad level anyway [ __ ]
162:47
hold on viewers went down a bit
162:49
ah
162:55
what were you talking about
162:56
um
162:57
maybe
163:02
uh
163:04
what are we talking about
163:07
oh wait i should definitely pose a bit
163:09
because someone
163:13
i i want to pose a bit so uh i can post
163:16
something on twitter
163:18
this like part of the wig is so [ __ ]
163:22
ugh
163:36
[ __ ]
163:37
what are they what do they say what is
163:39
that what is the anime thing to say
163:43
what is it there's there's a thing
163:49
oh the yeah the rrr thing or the
163:52
[ __ ]
163:54
kawaii do they say kawaii i thought
163:56
that's just like a thing that's like a
163:57
descriptive word a hey go no one says
163:59
that no right isn't that
164:01
i don't speak i don't speak it
164:06
this feels like it
164:08
i know animatronic rose what the [ __ ]
164:12
i am rose i'm still finn this is just
164:13
like
164:14
a stealtho so it's like still a dude all
164:17
right no not rose
164:20
i don't know what i'm first there
164:21
another daddy talking about how you
164:23
can't do a tweel
164:25
why do people like belly buns is that a
164:26
thing i keep people like
164:29
it's all right bro
164:31
i can do it well look hold on let me
164:33
like correct this [ __ ]
164:35
okay i'm good
164:39
that was good right
164:41
that was a 12. look at how good that was
164:43
it was solid
164:48
and no one said that those in my
164:49
underwear so i probably [ __ ] pulled
164:50
it off
164:54
your hair looks animatronic
164:56
what does that mean
165:01
so what are you going to say if someone
165:03
finds that mega dong you bought lol i
165:07
already showed my dad
165:09
he thought it's great uh
165:12
dad like dad like the mega dong
165:14
i'm a fan of the megadong
165:17
everyone likes the megadong song
165:18
following since like 10k youtube subs
165:21
then follow twitch gave me inspiration
165:23
to start cosplay as a straight male lol
165:30
that's what i've been doing been wanted
165:32
12 12 inches
165:35
f1 and that's why i asked for navel
165:40
yeah i don't know why what's the thing
165:42
with belly buttons then how many people
165:44
are into the belly buttons
165:46
just say i in chat and then i'll start
165:48
banning we were talking about the knife
165:49
holder paired with this combat assault
165:52
foe
165:52
oh combatist alpha where the [ __ ] did i
165:55
put it
165:56
yes but um
165:57
i'm gonna start attempting to put it on
166:00
oh [ __ ] i ran over one of the estellfo
166:02
wigs pity i don't give a [ __ ]
166:04
anyway
166:05
i oh my god that's most of you
166:09
okay this is really quite difficult to
166:11
do because like i've got the skirt on so
166:12
i've got to kind of like go under it
166:14
without showing you
166:16
under it
166:17
midriff is pog
166:19
hell yeah
166:21
hold on
166:23
if i move even slightly
166:25
if i move i am in trouble
166:30
what a problem indeed you're putting on
166:32
a strap-on yes
166:34
well i mean i guess
166:35
this is something that i feel like i
166:37
should definitely be doing off of camera
166:41
wait is there even this many [ __ ]
166:44
oh okay
166:46
this will work
166:48
put on a cage what the [ __ ]
166:51
what the [ __ ]
166:52
i don't think i don't think so pal
166:55
anal plug holy [ __ ] the estofo costume
166:58
brings out the boys let's go
167:02
there's there's two ways to read that
167:04
the the guy that said get in a cage and
167:06
someone said this to wear a cage
167:09
one of them's one of them's like a sex
167:11
thing and the other one just really
167:12
doesn't like me
167:18
flesh-colored hair jesus [ __ ] yeah the
167:20
stone costume really brought out the
167:22
weird dudes
167:24
wait you showed your dad your mega dong
167:27
yeah is that a uk thing
167:29
yeah
167:30
that's just listen if one if if one of
167:33
the boys has a [ __ ] megadong to show
167:36
off
167:36
we show off the [ __ ] megadonk why are
167:39
you an anime girl actually i'm not i'm
167:42
canonically an anime guy
167:45
hold on
167:48
i just realized what that word is is
167:50
canon canon like canon canon canon
167:53
canonically canonically like like canon
167:57
like it's canon on the show
167:59
that's what that is right
168:02
i'm so [ __ ] smart
168:05
my legs are
168:06
so [ __ ] thin i've like got this thing
168:08
on the last buckle
168:12
okay i've got this thing i've got one of
168:14
them on like the last buckle and like my
168:16
waist is so like loose i'm gonna need to
168:18
like i'm gonna need to change this up on
168:20
off camera
168:22
because i've had to like put this thing
168:24
on too loose of a buckle for my
168:26
waistline because i'm just i'm just a
168:28
skinny [ __ ] what can i say
168:33
they hate me they hate me because they
168:35
ain't me
168:37
skinny legend finster
168:39
hold on one minute
168:42
although do it on camera no no thanks
168:45
i'm uh
168:46
i've just i'm strictly not allowed to do
168:48
that i want to stay partnered on twitch
168:52
how much does cosplaying cost you do
168:53
people think i'm a cosplayer have people
168:55
just stumbled in and be like okay yeah
168:57
this is what this is what they do now
168:59
oh [ __ ]
169:01
[ __ ] go you can see the jiggle of my
169:03
thigh now because of the [ __ ] there's
169:05
like a thing
169:07
yeah yeah look at that
169:10
so that you threw out your christmas
169:13
tree out of your window it's a
169:16
traditional thing where i live in
169:17
january
169:19
i'm attaching a knife
169:25
let's [ __ ] go
169:26
let's [ __ ] go dude and then just like
169:29
moments notice
169:31
knife
169:32
let's [ __ ] go this is sick
169:36
uh what else there's a dip i got a pink
169:38
one i got this pink one i guess
169:40
i can attach you
169:45
yeah dude i just hold these this is sick
169:50
crime knife this my crime knife
169:52
this is kind of dope actually i [ __ ]
169:54
with this the only thing is i'm trying
169:56
really hard not to like pull my skirt up
169:58
too far when i do that because if my
170:00
knife catches it then i'm just going to
170:02
[ __ ]
170:03
eat
170:04
anyway like look dude it kind of sucks
170:06
because like when i face this way it
170:08
look i'm just square like that's what i
170:10
mean by i'm a rectangle right but then
170:13
when i face this way you can see i put
170:15
in i put in the [ __ ] work do my waist
170:18
good waistline but like it doesn't go
170:20
inward because i'm not a woman
170:25
anyway just poke an extra whole rose how
170:28
hard can it be
170:29
wiped off oh
170:31
fair enough
170:32
hold on let me like pull my i'm gonna
170:34
i'm gonna i'm now i'm dipped down a bit
170:36
i can like pull him up a bit
170:40
all right yeah now i'm down here i can
170:41
kind of do it
170:43
wait no there literally isn't another
170:45
hole i guess i wouldn't either oh no
170:46
there is you received another simp from
170:49
germany congratulations x3 i've got riza
170:52
and now you as well let's [ __ ] go
170:56
not a woman
170:57
oh my god oh no
171:02
make hit pads i guess a lol waist
171:04
dysphoria
171:06
bruh
171:08
bruh
171:09
bruh
171:10
how is it waste dysphoria
171:13
i think this four is a much like
171:15
more
171:16
meaningful word than like i'm doing
171:19
great on this side like the workouts
171:22
paid off and like ah god damn it
171:28
i'm i'm here for a i'm here i'm here to
171:30
make money this is just making me less
171:32
money all all this i'm own this is my
171:35
waistline uh my my money relies on my
171:38
waistline that's all it's about no
171:40
dysphoria involved
171:43
that's all right king you're doing great
171:44
thanks just eat less yeah that's the
171:47
thing if i at less like if i lost more
171:49
and more weight it straight up just
171:51
would go away from my thighs like i'm
171:53
keeping this body shape unless i just
171:56
[ __ ] like become a skeleton like sure
171:59
if i at like way less like i cut my
172:01
calories down a lot more
172:03
so right now i'm on like
172:04
by the way you're weird i'm on like one
172:06
thousand two hundred calories
172:09
when i'm losing weight when i'm
172:10
maintaining weight like one thousand six
172:12
hundred one thousand eight hundred
172:14
so that one thousand eight hundred is
172:16
like probably my day today right one
172:19
thousand three hundred or so one
172:20
thousand two hundred is like my losing
172:21
weight nozzles but now it's just come
172:23
straight off my leg
172:26
but notice your bulge from across the
172:28
floor
172:34
i just want to replay this one as well
172:38
i don't think it got what it
172:41
my deserved
172:41
is mad sharp and pointy your pee is mad
172:44
sharp and pointy
172:46
i like that and thanks melody for the
172:48
for the for the rap
172:54
[ __ ] dysphoria wanted to have a more
172:58
feminine waist slash hip true
173:00
true
173:01
i guess so
173:03
i mean in all fairness
173:05
sure
173:06
i can admit to that i can say that like
173:08
sure it'd be cool to have like that sort
173:11
of like hourglass white shape but like
173:13
only when i'm streaming what do my
173:14
straps attach to is that a harness for
173:17
the fake pp part of the outfit
173:20
well it attaches it attaches to like
173:22
this plug that i've got in my rectum
173:25
right so basically it's like an egg
173:26
shape with like a thing coming off
173:28
and i don't know why someone's dude
173:30
someone in chat said it has to be this
173:32
way but it attaches to that right and
173:34
then when you put that in it like you
173:36
just clench and then everything's
173:38
attached to each other so it's like good
173:40
i know why that guy said i said that's
173:42
the only way to do it though
173:44
i don't know i trust him i trust his
173:46
judgment though huh
173:49
please play the song it's not
173:50
copyrighted cac
173:56
that sounds like a bad idea but you paid
173:57
me 20 dollars
174:00
if i search up oowoo nozzles i bet
174:02
you'll find it
174:03
right extreme
174:08
[Music]
174:18
yours and don't forget to stop me see me
174:20
like my little baby taylor for your
174:22
bulgy kisses and lickies your neck i
174:25
hope daddy likey
174:28
it should be copyrighted i don't want to
174:30
have the ability to play this
174:46
manly man wants a more feminine
174:48
waistline but only when streaming in
174:51
other news wants to stream five times as
174:54
much true two times as much actually
174:58
not as bad
174:59
only twice as much buddy
175:02
all right this is like the most annoying
175:04
thing
175:06
like what the [ __ ]
175:07
dude they're like
175:08
really confusing ass like
175:12
the really confusing like everything's
175:14
backwards on the camera thing so
175:16
annoying when i'm trying to just awake
175:17
anyway
175:20
when you wink something happens to my
175:21
chest
175:23
get some pizza and answer the door in
175:25
that outfit i want my monster energy
175:28
okay i'm gonna i'm not gonna get pizza
175:29
because i've already eaten but i do want
175:31
monster energy drink because
175:33
hell [ __ ] yeah oh damn
175:36
oh my [ __ ] i want my sugar free
175:38
monster i want my monster ultra
175:41
oh [ __ ] thank you chris thanks for the
175:43
[ __ ] thanks for the thank you chris
175:46
thanks chris
175:48
thanks chris thanks chrissy
175:53
okay i'm going to order a month
175:56
i've got to order my monster how many
175:57
should i order three
176:01
and then i can compare it to my peepee
176:07
what else do i want i kind of just want
176:09
one if you've made an only vans you'd be
176:11
a multi-millionaire yep
176:14
i understand what i'm turning down
176:16
i'm
176:17
yeah
176:20
i don't think i'd be a multi-millionaire
176:21
i'd probably hit millionaire though
176:24
um
176:25
if i did if i didn't if i didn't only
176:28
fans i
176:28
i could probably hit millionaire
176:31
which is kind of sick
176:35
there's so much money in only fans man
176:37
but i don't do it
176:39
i don't do it
176:41
because you know
176:43
freddy has one
176:44
yeah freddie does um
176:47
he's doing my he's he's a beta tester of
176:49
it if freddy's goes really well
176:52
i'll reassess
176:55
[Music]
176:57
but i doubt it
176:59
i really really would you learn more
177:01
than on twitch oh my god yes what the
177:02
[ __ ]
177:05
i don't think i can say actually the
177:06
word someone pointed out oh only friends
177:09
only farmers in minecraft was awaking
177:11
something in you i think it's doing it
177:14
to all of us please make it stop leo i'm
177:17
sorry i'm gonna be unfaithful
177:19
dude
177:21
hell yeah
177:23
oh my dude plus i lost 15 monsters on me
177:27
when i lost weight too my arms got like
177:29
smaller like look okay it's still pretty
177:32
good though but like it was it was
177:34
bigger before
177:36
twitch income doesn't compare to off
177:38
yeah it doesn't
177:39
three dollars dollars towards your
177:41
monster fam boy juice when i uh
177:44
thank you actually that's it cost like
177:46
nine pounds for three of them because
177:48
i'm delivering them but like
177:49
this goal there
177:51
like that's a lot that's a [ __ ] a lot
177:53
of money but like the average stream to
177:55
that hollywood collection
177:57
oh i just haven't we just have i don't
177:59
know we'd follow each other on twitter
178:00
that's it i've there's tons of we follow
178:02
i follow tons of people on twitter that
178:04
doesn't mean we're gonna
178:05
doesn't mean we're gonna do anything
178:06
together
178:07
um
178:08
but yeah four months yeah i'm not super
178:11
into like i'm not really into ella's
178:13
work i've never seen any of it besides
178:14
what she posted on twitter or he posts
178:16
on twitter i'm sorry if i'm [ __ ] up
178:17
the pronouns i think ella's the thing
178:19
that always gets me but the uh i i've
178:21
[ __ ] up toby's pronouns too because uh
178:24
i keep like
178:25
yeah it's one of those like masculine
178:27
things that like click in my head and i
178:28
just immediately default but yeah the um
178:31
[ __ ] what's it called
178:33
uh
178:35
what was i saying
178:37
are we saying something
178:39
no brain no thoughts
178:42
no thoughts just empty
178:45
what the [ __ ] was i on about oh only
178:47
fans sorry
178:50
yeah no
178:51
uh this this is like a lot and all like
178:54
this goal but like dude the average
178:56
stream i make like
178:58
a few hundred dollars which is pretty
178:59
[ __ ] good but i stream
179:01
once a week it's you know not great but
179:04
um [ __ ] we're gonna have a good time
179:07
i'm hum we're gonna have a good good
179:08
good time but bad boy wow wow i don't
179:11
even know the song
179:13
but yeah um compared to like dude if i
179:15
start an early phone dude it's like
179:19
if i started only fins bro
179:23
if i did it though
179:26
i know it's like 50 grand a month
179:29
they make so much [ __ ] money like
179:32
minimum i think i could make on on that
179:35
site is like an extra 20 000 a month
179:38
minimum
179:40
it's just it's it's don't get me wrong i
179:44
there's an int there's all there's an
179:45
internal
179:47
argument going on in my head at all
179:49
times
179:50
are you monitoring freddies only fans
179:52
closely no but i'll ask you about it in
179:54
a week um but like yeah i thought he
179:57
just texted me weirdly but the uh he let
179:59
me know when he started one and i was
180:00
like oh how's it going i'll ask him
180:02
again in a week see how it does but
180:04
yeah what happened to the big manly man
180:07
stream today
180:08
i am what the [ __ ] i am being manly and
180:12
manly
180:13
i am
180:14
let me find a knife that isn't pink one
180:15
second
180:22
manly i'll [ __ ] you up bruv come to
180:25
man's ends bruv puss yo anyway the uh
180:30
i went to
180:32
yeah um anyway i'm there's there's
180:34
always an internal like struggle a
180:36
[ __ ] argument happening in on
180:38
different parts of my brain three
180:40
different parts of my brain
180:42
one of them is saying like
180:43
how much [ __ ] money you could make on
180:45
that goddamn website do you understand
180:47
what you're turning down like constantly
180:49
all the time just [ __ ]
180:51
rattling
180:53
that's what's on one side of my brain
180:55
and then the other side
180:58
this is my side of my brain
181:00
how much foreign
181:02
the other side of my brain is
181:04
the romantic
181:07
my brain is going like bro you have a
181:10
[ __ ] minecraft channel there are
181:11
children there are children that watch
181:13
you
181:14
don't [ __ ] do it it's stupid you'll
181:16
make enough money you make enough money
181:18
you don't need like like i make i make
181:21
enough money i don't i'm i'm not
181:23
necessarily a guy that's like [ __ ] i
181:25
must have
181:26
billions i don't have that like chase
181:28
you know
181:29
but
181:30
hey rose and the middle bit of me you
181:32
know that if
181:36
to mass report then and even get them
181:38
permit banned relatively easily does
181:41
that scare you it happened to a streamer
181:43
i watch lots
181:45
imagine losing your income it literally
181:48
doesn't i mean sure if you did it on
181:50
every platform that i had i guess that's
181:51
cool let me find another that isn't pink
181:55
i'm good
181:56
like
181:57
i haven't done me wrong i've far from
181:59
made enough to retire i think like i did
182:02
the math on the absolute minimum i now i
182:04
i need to make to like live like to pay
182:07
my bills and everything and i need to
182:09
like
182:10
by the way this is a very [ __ ] good
182:11
thing but i need to like four times the
182:13
amount of money that i have
182:15
in order to retire or to like three or
182:18
four times the amount of money i need to
182:19
i need to make
182:21
which at 21 pretty [ __ ] good right
182:24
that's pretty sick that's a really good
182:26
achievement but it's also like
182:28
i don't know if i can do like another
182:32
10 years or something at doing this so
182:34
it's like i've done really [ __ ] good
182:36
so far so i i don't like
182:38
i'm good i don't have anything
182:40
slowly with not that sus pics
182:44
huh uh
182:47
it's it's not that it's more like i had
182:48
this conversation with someone before it
182:50
was more just like
182:51
it's the it's the branding of it like
182:53
i'm never gonna start a patreon i'm
182:55
never gonna do that
182:56
i don't necessarily want to be uploading
182:58
minecraft videos and someone be
183:00
perfectly able to be like hey i saw you
183:02
saw your [ __ ] and balls recently buddy
183:04
you know don't think that's gonna happen
183:07
um
183:09
of band nsfw yeah they did and then they
183:12
reversed it because they realized that
183:13
was dumb if you made more you could pay
183:16
your mods and we wouldn't have to
183:18
unionize
183:19
let me just get this straight stuff you
183:21
want what would likely be a very small
183:24
paycheck
183:25
compared to me showing my ass [ __ ] and
183:28
balls to all of the internet
183:31
the unions are too powerful here they've
183:33
i i can't i can't be doing such a thing
183:37
um
183:38
yeah it'd be changing my career
183:40
very much
183:41
to heal my heart if i'm sick of you
183:44
everything will be on fire oh doctor
183:46
don't leave me innocent
183:48
come loved doctor heal my heart if i've
183:51
fallen ill everything will be on fire oh
183:54
doctor don't leave me innocent
183:57
it sounded like a poem and i literally
184:00
got tired thinking about the fact it was
184:02
a poem
184:03
strike you're gonna strike because i
184:05
haven't made it
184:09
we will strike
184:12
we will rise up until finn fin makes
184:16
anything
184:17
i don't
184:18
okay they should be delivering my order
184:20
soon i want my [ __ ] monster energy
184:22
i will be getting the door like this
184:24
i've ran out of shame
184:28
i could manage your off for free yeah
184:30
it's not gonna happen for
184:32
a very long time so my thing my thing is
184:35
like
184:37
listen bro
184:39
if i
184:40
if i opened up one
184:42
at any time
184:43
like years from now even
184:46
like with it if i did it in
184:49
five years
184:51
it'd it'd still be good
184:54
you know half the youtube clips of you
184:56
are already you showing the pp means
184:59
well make some money at it true
185:02
although you've never seen anything like
185:04
the i think the really interesting thing
185:06
about this
185:07
about how in about the weirdest thing
185:09
that this is you look like sandy from
185:11
greece oh [ __ ] this is a pretty look at
185:13
that thigh
185:14
sheesh
185:18
shoes okay
185:22
the wig is awake and something in me
185:24
less than three
185:27
there's something about oh that didn't
185:28
look good though there's something about
185:29
this wig man it looks good
185:31
shall i get a haircut i'm just gonna i'm
185:33
gonna get i'm gonna um shave my head so
185:35
i can wear more wigs all the time
185:41
what do you think i think that's a good
185:42
idea
185:45
anyway the uh
185:46
bald fin i could do it jack manifold cut
185:49
the jack manifold trim bruv
185:51
anyway
185:52
um
185:53
man's got a new trim femme
185:57
blade
185:58
my dad texted me bludron once
186:00
that's a memory that i'll always have i
186:02
don't like that
186:04
anyway
186:07
[ __ ] what was i saying
186:09
um yeah if i may run in a few years
186:11
it'll work fine i think you'd be happy
186:12
with that anyway i you know if i i i
186:16
would not be doing minecraft i think i
186:18
might have lead john to start a
186:19
revolution
186:22
yes
186:23
i i can't be doing minecraft and
186:26
and and an off that's just not a thing
186:28
in my future it will never happen i i'm
186:31
not comfortable with it just make a safe
186:33
for work only fans let's be real we
186:36
would still simp for you our beautiful
186:38
rose i know but
186:40
meh
186:42
as soon as you make an early fans you've
186:43
made another fan like that's your
186:44
branding now it's not going to happen
186:47
do you realize that of doesn't have to
186:49
be nsfw yes i bet that just exclusive
186:52
good quality selfies would make you
186:54
thousands there yep
186:56
not gonna do it though um number one it
186:59
would be really [ __ ] weird charging
187:00
money for selfies
187:02
uh so if we all stop watching your
187:04
youtube block building game we can
187:07
financially shove you into to the cork
187:09
showing game yes
187:11
unironically yeah
187:14
we have to guarantee of makes more than
187:15
minecraft you can't minecraft is so
187:17
[ __ ] lucrative or at least it will be
187:19
for the next few years
187:20
um
187:22
it's all right it's like you know when
187:24
it pays off
187:25
all the guys that work with me you know
187:27
it gets warden paid it gets verb paid it
187:29
gets angel paid and then i'm hoping to
187:31
bring on two more people so
187:33
which weirdly enough if i bring them on
187:36
it won't get everyone paid so i need to
187:37
increase output for it so that's that
187:39
fun
187:40
but it does well
187:41
anyway when's the next
187:43
minecraft photo shoot oh [ __ ]
187:47
what the [ __ ] mate oh [ __ ] minecraft
187:49
based off
187:53
finn struggles to upload instagram
187:54
selfies yeah because you don't grow on
187:56
instagram man i don't get the point of
187:58
it i post dude i use my twitter as my
188:01
instagram look
188:04
if you wanna if you want just photos of
188:05
me
188:06
youtube smile look look at i just post
188:09
selfies bro look at this it's all photos
188:13
like it's it's it's all photo it's my
188:16
instagram it's instagram twitter is
188:18
instagram twitter's just a better
188:19
platform
188:20
it's that i'm the first person to say
188:23
that ever
188:24
i'm me and the twitter ceo are the only
188:26
people that have ever said that
188:27
you know you don't post that very often
188:29
either that is also true
188:32
[ __ ]
188:34
have you got the fembot saying her
188:36
twitter
188:38
god damn it you've swapped the pronouns
188:40
on the fembot you little [ __ ]
188:42
who runs it
188:44
maybe starve you [ __ ]
188:47
you haven't posted the new nails on
188:49
twitter that is true they do look good
188:51
though they don't suit this [ __ ]
188:53
outfit but they shoot the one i was
188:54
wearing before when i wanted to look
188:55
like a guy so and then you guys decided
188:57
no no photo shoot we gotta wear the
189:00
[ __ ] estelle pho costume that's the
189:01
thing you've gotta do today
189:05
what do you think what do you what do
189:06
you think will run out of stream steam
189:09
first rose or minecraft
189:11
mad respect for sticking with minecraft
189:13
and wanting to keep that the main fin
189:15
brand yeah dude
189:18
there's a lot to be said for like
189:20
i know you guys don't really watch the
189:22
minecraft channel but to explain it to
189:23
you guys that don't know
189:25
like i operate in minecraft on such a
189:28
niche in the same way i operate in a
189:30
niche here my whole thing is niches but
189:32
like i operate in such a niche field
189:35
that oh [ __ ] is my uber here
189:38
that i am like
189:40
the best at exactly my very niche thing
189:42
i do in minecraft on youtube anyway
189:46
like there isn't anyone that gets more
189:48
views there isn't anyone that does like
189:50
better like content for exactly what i
189:53
do like skyblocks servers prisons
189:56
[ __ ] who's making prison videos
189:58
anyway i do the best thing at that
190:00
that's english speaking i guess because
190:02
i haven't seen anything else that's not
190:03
english so that's where i operate which
190:05
means that that any any any if you're at
190:07
the top of a niche field you're doing
190:09
pretty well so i do pretty well for
190:10
minecraft but like
190:14
3 000 people watching and calling it
190:15
niche yeah [ __ ] xqc's got 20 times
190:19
the amount of people you know and his
190:21
audience is technically a little bit
190:22
niche i guess
190:24
you're never gonna do there's seven
190:25
billion people on the planet and three
190:27
thousand of you are here
190:29
i mean come on it's pretty niche it's
190:31
pretty niche
190:33
hold on should i actually go should i
190:34
actually go and get the door
190:36
or should i just tell him to leave it
190:38
outside what do i do i already know the
190:39
[ __ ] answer if i'm asking you
190:41
my instinct would be for him to leave it
190:43
outside
190:46
but i kind of want to see his reaction
190:51
i'm waiting to i've got my doorbell cam
190:55
it's night time though
190:59
shall i go and get it
191:02
bring camera to the door
191:04
well in all fairness it will be
191:06
recorded because it's on the thing
191:09
all right one minute
191:12
i'm bringing a knife just in case he
191:13
decides to kill me
191:18
after seeing a recent interview by david
191:21
dobrik and here he hasn't made a sent
191:23
off his 18 million sub channel in four
191:26
year rip youtube
193:00
dude
193:01
i've never spoken to a guy that sounds
193:04
like he's just like he's just seen a
193:06
[ __ ] ghost
193:09
like dude this is like how he looked at
193:11
me the entire time like looking into my
193:13
eyes like this [ __ ]
193:22
like that's the look i got throughout
193:24
this whole thing he's like i need to see
193:26
he was like he came up normal because i
193:28
hadn't said a word yet and he was like
193:29
uh i'm going to need to see your date of
193:31
birth
193:32
and then i'm like from and i couldn't
193:33
get away with not saying anything so i
193:35
was like watching some monsters why you
193:37
should make a of its life 15 seconds
193:39
long bro
193:42
i
193:42
i'd like to see your id
193:46
i got my oh [ __ ] i got my id you know i
193:49
don't know how much of an id i can show
193:51
without giving it away but i've got my
193:53
id
193:54
you know so i gave him my id and they
193:56
looked at my id and he went
193:58
with how long you were gone i was scared
194:00
he was giving you the tip sinky it's
194:02
opposite day you know
194:04
dobo cam you wanna hold on let's see if
194:06
it's like process the video
194:09
[Music]
194:21
like dude he just freezes like look he
194:23
comes hold on
194:26
it's like
194:27
like because he comes up really casually
194:28
he's like smiling and [ __ ] oh let me
194:30
like do this
194:33
look you can see it's like you can see
194:35
him like freeze
194:37
so he comes up he's smiling right
194:44
and he just stops and does it just stops
194:46
and realizes what the [ __ ] going on
194:49
all right let me like play from the
194:50
start oh come on where's the button
194:55
oh my god
195:01
mans just stops he's looking at me like
195:03
[ __ ]
195:07
yeah funny though
195:08
funny though
195:10
wait yeah i probably shouldn't show his
195:11
face close up but either way funny
195:13
though
195:14
funny though
195:16
it's giving me homophobic vibes
195:18
yeah
195:19
i mean he didn't say [ __ ] it's kind of
195:21
cool like when you do this for when you
195:23
do this for so long like i go out in
195:26
eyelashes the long hair the [ __ ]
195:27
nails whatever like feminine clothes
195:29
like i'll go out not in this but you
195:31
know what i mean i'll go out looking a
195:33
bit more like you know
195:34
a bit more fruity than i usually would
195:37
and you just oh dude i'm waiting for the
195:39
[ __ ] day that someone in like a big
195:41
chain of stores says some [ __ ] because
195:44
oh i'll sue so quick oh my god i'll sue
195:46
so quick holy [ __ ] i'm waiting i've got
195:49
a good lawyer i got a good solicitor on
195:52
my on my case bro i know one i will [ __ ]
195:55
that company up
195:56
i'm waiting don't do only fans this is
195:59
reminding me of that black mirror
196:01
episode
196:03
which one
196:05
wait which one
196:10
shameless true which one
196:16
the one where it's like uh what's it
196:18
called with the with the tv screen rooms
196:21
that one and then the girl goes into
196:23
like porn
196:24
the girl sings and goes through porn
196:26
true except i can't sing
196:29
i can't sing but i am a [ __ ] so it's
196:32
more like suited
196:34
[ __ ]
196:35
anyway
196:39
so he gave you the ultra for your
196:41
ultimate manly man appearance
196:44
yes oh [ __ ] yeah hold on
196:47
so
196:48
wait what was that photo you know that
196:50
like
196:51
the
196:52
you know what was that
196:54
hang on you showed the guy photographic
196:57
id and he
196:58
accepted it
197:01
uh well he was just looking at the
197:03
[ __ ] date of birth i they never ask
197:05
for id they always ask for like just
197:08
tell me your date of birth this is the
197:09
first time
197:14
i didn't order alcohol like dude
197:16
whenever i order alcohol they just say
197:18
like i need to get your age
197:20
and they usually like type it in this
197:21
dude just
197:22
asked for my age that was weird actually
197:25
he didn't even write anything down
197:28
new law no i know the law
197:31
but like usually they have a reason
197:34
and you'd on that when you order from
197:36
there
197:37
it it says like hey we're gonna need to
197:39
check it and this doesn't say it
197:41
menacing
197:44
strange
197:47
he wanted to see if he illegal
197:49
true
197:51
but i mean technically
197:55
anyway
198:01
you read your sex and location true
198:05
he wanted to go fruity on you he didn't
198:08
seem that way i will say it didn't seem
198:10
like he didn't seem that way he seemed
198:12
more absolutely freaked off [ __ ] out
198:16
oh
198:17
staring into that guy's eyes was the
198:19
[ __ ]
198:20
i felt something i don't know what i can
198:21
say
198:26
what the [ __ ] do you think minecraft can
198:29
outlast the horny the horny tm
198:32
finn as for xqc wait till his viewers
198:35
start puberty this is gonna be the great
198:37
xqc juices to
198:39
rose's juicing pipeline
198:42
uh
198:43
he's already
198:44
what the [ __ ] he's already through to
198:45
brainwashing his audience what the [ __ ]
198:48
is he
198:49
funny and also
198:52
the juicer exodus
198:54
that's quite funny
198:55
no i mean dude audiences recycle
198:58
like you'll leave
199:00
like on average you
199:02
you james
199:06
yeah
199:07
you
199:09
anyway you guys
199:11
you're all gonna like uh at some point
199:14
well james specifically again you why
199:18
are you sitting like that by the way
199:19
correct like sit straight jesus christ
199:21
your posture is going to be awful in 10
199:23
years
199:23
um
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when um
199:30
i love that anyway
199:32
you like people typically like they
199:34
stick around for maybe like maybe maybe
199:36
like a couple years
199:38
you know there's not many people that
199:40
stick around for like
199:41
years and years and years like if you're
199:44
the average viewer anyway so i guess
199:46
like there's a constant turnover of
199:48
viewers like excuse just gonna get more
199:50
different viewers you know
199:53
replay the donald when you left man
199:55
didn't get attention sorry
199:57
good point
200:00
what was it
200:04
what was it
200:07
oh found
200:12
it after seeing a recent interview by
200:15
david dobrik and here he hasn't made a
200:18
cent off his 18 million sub channel in
200:20
four year rip youtube
200:23
okay subs do nothing subs don't make you
200:25
[ __ ] all by the way
200:26
common misconception
200:28
yeah subs don't matter um
200:30
like
200:31
it they literally don't matter one bit
200:33
like you don't get paid from subs they
200:35
might matter because like brands are
200:37
[ __ ] stupid and they'll like sponsor
200:40
you because you've got subscribers and
200:42
they don't like look at views too
200:43
heavily like
200:45
i thought they'll see like okay youtuber
200:47
has 50 million subscribers but gets 10
200:49
000 views of video they see that way
200:51
more highly than they see youtuber
200:53
getting 50 000 views but has a hundred
200:55
thousand subs like
200:57
that's just sort of brands being dumb
201:00
how time flies but you know how it is
201:02
anyway but like youtube don't care ads
201:04
don't care it's all about how many
201:05
people watch and watch the ads
201:08
um pewdiepie is 150 million and get a
201:12
few million views per video tops usually
201:14
yeah but he's making a video every like
201:16
[ __ ] day or two
201:18
and like uh
201:20
yeah and his audience has been around
201:21
since the start of youtube he's like
201:23
he's like like you know go look at
201:26
[ __ ] katy perry's twitter or some
201:28
[ __ ] or like you know they're not
201:29
getting insane
201:31
like that how's the new omegle video
201:33
coming along
201:35
i recorded for six hours and i maybe got
201:37
a minute of footage
201:40
finalized footage maybe two minutes
201:43
six hours of recording
201:46
i'm not happy with the whole [ __ ]
201:47
like the i'm not happy with the the
201:49
stuff we got from it so
201:51
i'll do more at some point what the [ __ ]
201:53
is this wig's problem
201:57
i have too much hair bro it can't be
201:59
contained
202:01
just gonna slide up
202:06
this is where it wants to settle and
202:07
that's not good
202:08
i can't get it to like i can't get it to
202:10
stay down
202:12
the hell
202:15
so how many of your minecraft viewers
202:17
are just simps desperate for some rose
202:19
content during youtube breaks maybe like
202:23
a couple thousand i don't think there's
202:25
many
202:26
like there's there's a few don't get me
202:28
wrong but like they're not even in any
202:30
realm like a substantial like a
202:32
substantial amount not at all
202:34
what
202:35
oh [ __ ] i thought you said anyway i
202:37
thought you called me gay i just hear
202:38
the word yay and i'm like someone's
202:40
called anyway thank you
202:43
i'm fragile my ego please maybe you can
202:46
record more omegle in this outfit post
202:49
stream d
202:51
i'm not going to be here for six bro no
202:54
ain't gonna happen
202:55
your editing team can work miracles oh
202:58
yeah that's the thing i never i i've
203:00
never edited i've never
203:05
no one's ever no one besides me has ever
203:07
worked on that
203:09
um
203:10
i've once had a i've had people i've had
203:13
friends in the call
203:15
while i'm recording them and i've once
203:17
had a
203:18
a youtuber friend of mine who was a girl
203:21
do like a voice clip for the intro that
203:23
was like two seconds and that's but all
203:25
of that channel is like straight up just
203:27
me dude
203:29
all that's video production dude that's
203:30
why it takes so long
203:32
years to make a video because i don't
203:33
have time
203:35
also i usually just don't want to edit
203:37
it
203:39
i once did omegalvid and it was every
203:41
time we saw a pp we did a shot by 2 am
203:44
we were drunk beyond anything it got a
203:46
bit out of hand i ended up deep
203:48
throating a mic while someone wrapped to
203:50
me
203:52
yeah that's a megal
203:54
[ __ ] that'd be that's a funny video idea
203:58
that's a funny video idea
204:02
hey charles i really appreciate
204:05
everything and i'm gonna make a
204:06
mentality a total of 10 trillion pounds
204:09
with triangle did you take your fridge
204:11
out of our flat
204:22
what
204:23
hold on i had a stroke
204:25
you you guys all did we all collectively
204:27
just like
204:29
something just
204:30
anyway
204:32
oh
204:34
finn make a makeup tutorial i've wanted
204:36
to but the thing is i do if you watch
204:38
one of my like if you watched this
204:39
stream you'd have seen the me do the
204:42
makeup i can't teach you how to do it
204:44
more than just tell you what i'm doing
204:46
and why it works
204:48
i think if you wanted like dude it's
204:49
like with anything if you want to learn
204:52
if you want to learn a more creative
204:54
skill and you want to learn your own
204:56
style and what works and what doesn't
204:58
copy people
205:00
it's not a bad thing everyone does a wig
205:02
problem take it off and dye your hair
205:04
that color big brain quick a quick
205:07
solution
205:08
the uh that's a good idea too i could
205:11
dude imagine getting your hair like this
205:12
every day doing these little [ __ ]
205:13
curls on it [ __ ] that'll take ages
205:16
i know minx has this exact wig
205:19
and
205:21
i wear it better
205:24
god she's ugly and i'm so [ __ ] hot oh
205:27
my god
205:33
can you clip that for me
205:38
i need to i need to send it to her
205:46
minx has big old milkers though
205:49
she does have that
205:50
here's the vid if you want to watch it
205:52
my friend uploaded but was fun don't
205:54
watch on stream defo not sfw oh [ __ ]
205:57
okay i'm guessing you did it as like a
205:58
media share thing that i can't see yet
206:00
but i will
206:03
minx's accent is like 90 percent of her
206:05
attractiveness oh there's no way
206:08
minx is minx is a very pretty person mix
206:10
is a very pretty lady however i couldn't
206:13
have sounded more like a boomer like
206:14
that the accent takes away from lower
206:16
[ __ ]
206:19
head off blow a nigga's head off blow a
206:21
nigga's head off
206:27
oh
206:29
that's mean
206:33
having never remembered to tweet her
206:35
about the mink stressed normally search
206:39
i need to send her says rose having
206:41
never remembered a tweet about the
206:42
minksters normally search
206:44
wait i don't know can i google mink
206:47
stress what's crazy is the fact that
206:51
mink stress normally
206:57
there isn't there isn't one it just goes
207:01
to different people
207:04
it just goes to not minx it just
207:08
it just doesn't show minks there isn't a
207:11
single [ __ ] photo of mink's dress
207:14
normally
207:19
oh my [ __ ] god
207:25
there isn't one photo
207:30
and then it ends the results bro
207:40
try just the minx
207:42
just to minx
207:46
it just shows j [ __ ]
207:48
amaranth
207:49
it shows amaranth
207:54
yeah i know not many
207:56
wait i'm trying to find the picture of
207:58
her with this exact way hold on let me
207:59
see just the mink's pink wig
208:02
because i know she has this one yeah
208:03
yeah
208:04
lucky
208:05
look at this [ __ ] she's got the same way
208:07
no it's a different wig it is a
208:09
different wig
208:10
oh [ __ ] it's a different wig
208:13
oh no
208:14
that's a different wig
208:16
i need to get it wait no so this is my
208:18
wig
208:20
this is the wig that i i'm in right now
208:24
with this is more saturated color but
208:26
this is a different like [ __ ] i thought
208:28
we had the same one and we don't
208:31
i don't know this girl
208:33
however
208:34
this is the same wig we own the same wig
208:36
that girl out there hey i just want you
208:38
to know
208:40
we do be looking fly
208:42
we do be looking good
208:45
you wear the wig better than minks well
208:46
minx hasn't worn this wig
208:49
also no i don't [ __ ] in all fairness
208:51
i've got to admit
208:52
minx minx does like make the pink wig
208:55
work pretty [ __ ] well
208:57
anyway
209:02
this minx character's gorgeous you
209:04
should go watch your stream it's just a
209:06
minks [ __ ] on twitch she's she's there's
209:08
a good chance she's live right now
209:10
she is she's literally i she's live
209:12
right now i think unless my page hasn't
209:14
refreshed
209:16
gosh minks why are you here good lord
209:18
um yeah minx is live right now
209:20
just whenever when i'll raid minks when
209:23
we get off and i'll uh i'll we'll spam
209:25
her to get the pink wig on okay
209:28
that's what we'll do i don't know when
209:30
i'm gonna win but i'll figure it out
209:32
she just went live yeah [ __ ] yeah
209:34
yeah [ __ ] yeah baby [ __ ]
209:37
yeah
209:38
oh she went live seven minutes ago
209:40
that's insane oh she's outside [ __ ]
209:42
there's no way okay all right i'll i'll
209:44
write her a bit later then
209:47
why are you here
209:50
let me top you in fact don't let me i'll
209:53
do it anyway
209:57
holy [ __ ]
209:58
i'm rock solid
210:00
rock solid and wet
210:10
god damn it
210:11
you have no way to moderate your donor
210:13
messages
210:16
oh man
210:17
a donation her boys
210:22
oh
210:22
that um that
210:25
take anyone else's breath away
210:28
not gonna light him position you come to
210:31
the u.s looking like that i'm gonna
210:38
oh my god
210:44
the boys the boys they're after me holy
210:47
[ __ ] mink said she loves you ah
210:50
oh
210:52
you toe minx
210:54
good good on you your irish [ __ ]
210:57
your irish irish alas irish
211:01
irish scum this bow has
211:03
seen better days oh [ __ ] i'm gonna ruin
211:05
the wig
211:08
oops
211:09
uh i want to put it in the same spot
211:14
careful oh i'm sorry have i insulted one
211:16
of the irish
211:17
oh i've insulted one of the irish i'm so
211:20
sorry has the per as the bloke from
211:22
birmingham insulted one of the irish
211:24
what bad has ever come from that that's
211:27
a very niche [ __ ] insult
211:29
oh
211:30
i wonder what are you gonna do irish huh
211:33
shall we you're gonna form some sort of
211:35
group huh against birmingham huh what
211:38
are you gonna do
211:39
little [ __ ] little [ __ ]
211:43
anyway
211:49
what are you going to do
211:52
nothing
211:53
you make my pants you make my pants
211:55
pretty tight should we continue
212:02
this could be a slo this could be a
212:03
horse stream this could be a slowly
212:04
stream
212:06
i'm
212:06
down come to come to birmingham brother
212:09
i'll shank you bruv
212:11
bruv
212:12
your
212:13
mans don't roll on my ends
212:23
come to sweden i went to sweden i went
212:25
to stockholm it's a very nice city
212:27
uh i dude there's there's something
212:29
about i've been to a few cities now and
212:31
i went to berlin i've been to london
212:34
that's it no i went to berlin i went to
212:36
oh hey
212:37
um here's a knife i do many knives by
212:40
the way like legitimately just [ __ ]
212:42
tons of these [ __ ] things i hold on i
212:44
wish i had more hands than two i've got
212:47
one two three four five six seven
212:50
eight nine
212:52
ten
212:53
eleven
212:55
all within like arms reach of me
212:58
and i've got more oh no there's more on
213:00
this as well and there's
213:02
one two three four five six on the shelf
213:05
i got tons and they're all good too
213:08
anyway
213:09
i got a lot of them you have a license
213:11
for that butter knife
213:13
got a licen you got a license for that
213:14
knife yeah no uh i've been i've been to
213:17
berlin london uh stockholm
213:20
and they're all sick
213:22
in birmingham
213:23
i guess i've been here forever but like
213:25
i've been to all of them city life is
213:27
not for me dude like in like mid-city
213:30
i'm a fan of this
213:34
six
213:35
there is six rings on there
213:37
so there's three on each leg so i can
213:39
look i'll show you so i can carry
213:42
three
213:43
like this one two three and then on the
213:45
other leg i can also do
213:48
one two three look at that so each one
213:50
of them clips in
213:52
to a knife there's a clip like that and
213:55
then they're just like on there
213:58
ready to [ __ ] go
214:00
ready to attack
214:02
or defend there's no [ __ ] defense
214:04
laws in the uk really so it's just
214:06
attack
214:10
why can't my hair not be even like it
214:12
looks like it's not the same length
214:14
right
214:16
i wasn't my wig was just slanted this
214:19
entire [ __ ] time
214:22
no one told me
214:23
no one told me
214:30
is this tos what about it
214:32
the knives or the thighs
214:34
pick your danger twitch which one do you
214:36
want you're getting one or the other
214:38
weaponry or thighs i will not be on this
214:40
platform i'll go to [ __ ]
214:42
facebook gaming
214:45
i swear to you i'll do it don't let me
214:47
show my thighs or knives i'll leave
214:50
i'll do it
214:54
oh my god harness is so cute true
214:56
dude especially when they're a knife
214:58
related harness
215:01
fun fact
215:02
fun fact knife related harnesses best
215:09
when did the twitter pick get taken
215:11
weirdly enough i was filming something
215:12
else a while ago
215:14
and i took that one and it like i
215:16
remembered i remember because i just
215:17
posted it it's the same lipstick
215:19
so
215:21
yee
215:24
lipstick so i was like oh [ __ ] it i'll
215:25
use this one it works it's a good color
215:27
for it too
215:28
it's like matches it's sort of like an
215:30
in-between between this color and like
215:31
eyeshadow color and the wig it's nice
215:34
kind of brings the look together
215:38
you see minks with miko it was great i
215:40
didn't that's cool though dude miko's
215:43
[ __ ] miko is a
215:45
really interesting person really really
215:46
cool to hang out with so is castle head
215:49
who uh yeah they're like living together
215:51
i don't know at least i'm not sure how
215:53
how it is now but when i'm when i met
215:55
them they're living together they're
215:56
[ __ ] cool dudes cool dudes the two of
215:59
them
216:00
put knives on the harness which ones i
216:02
got so many
216:03
i should probably pick light ones
216:04
otherwise it's just gonna
216:06
pull my thighs down
216:08
they're living together over in the u.s
216:09
oh they're in the u.s now [ __ ] yeah
216:11
they're in london last time i met them i
216:13
think castle heads from the uk
216:15
um
216:16
so that's cool that's cool that's a
216:18
second put knives in all the harness
216:20
slots
216:21
i don't know if i could even do it i
216:22
think they it carries one comfortably
216:25
but two or three might be a push because
216:27
they're so close together
216:30
minx is complaining about the tripod
216:34
what what complaints does she have
216:37
and maybe i mean
216:39
maybe she just hasn't seen the right
216:40
tripod
216:46
maybe she just hasn't seen
216:55
who just hasn't seen the right tripod
216:57
yet maybe she just hasn't seen a tripod
216:59
that suits her
217:02
mine however
217:05
um
217:06
ah this [ __ ] wig it's never gonna i'm
217:08
never gonna make this thing work
217:10
the um
217:12
i've got too much hair man it's like too
217:14
much in the back so it's like riding up
217:17
like the wig wants to center itself and
217:19
it ain't working
217:23
she did say she wants a threesome with
217:25
you and marisa what the [ __ ]
217:26
sick
217:30
watch for context to from before just
217:32
spent all this time trying to find this
217:35
lol i just at you on twitter smile don't
217:37
have to show just watch
217:39
i mean i can't like
217:45
i can't just like pause the stream if i
217:47
can't show what i'm doing
217:49
i found it though
217:51
oh it's like 20 seconds
217:56
[Music]
217:59
jesus [ __ ] you've been a guest on
218:01
mikko's stream that was an aggressive
218:03
deep throat also being the guest i kind
218:05
of do want to show stream
218:06
ask for an invite slash introduction
218:10
uh you've been a guest on miko stream
218:12
amaranthus
218:13
oh i mean dude i'm dude i'm sure i could
218:17
get the follow back for amaranth if i
218:19
tryharded it i'm pretty sure i
218:22
dude i'm just i just need to get
218:23
verified and i'm good
218:25
i have a strat to get verified because
218:27
my name was featured in a lad bible
218:29
article which apparently means i can get
218:30
verified
218:31
but i got denied like a week ago so i
218:33
can't [ __ ] do anything
218:35
i can't like do [ __ ] about it i got i
218:38
got denied so i've gotta wait like a
218:39
month basically so i'll apply again in a
218:42
month i just realized why i stopped
218:44
wearing wigs it's because this is
218:47
it's getting annoying and itchy and it's
218:49
constantly touching my face
218:51
this one's a better one though the other
218:52
ones are worse than this one like the
218:54
brown wig oh my [ __ ] god i feel that
218:56
[ __ ] oh my god i'm
218:58
oh the old brown wig was so awful and
219:00
every other wig was too
219:02
when it wasn't a new wig it was [ __ ]
219:04
dreadful
219:05
um
219:07
if i google finster is i bet you i can
219:09
find them real quick yeah like this one
219:13
this wig is shitty
219:15
shitty shitty wig dude
219:17
shitty shitty wig how good i look there
219:19
oh look at this thing okay hold on i
219:21
found a product and i didn't know this
219:23
existed and no one told me about it
219:25
dyson air wrap i'm gonna just promote
219:27
this [ __ ] for a minute if you want to
219:29
show him not i want this so bad
219:32
like
219:33
dude
219:34
okay look at this so here's what the
219:37
[ __ ] it does it can so when you wash
219:39
your hair you run it through this
219:41
[ __ ] thing it can like straighten
219:43
your hair with it's a hairdryer like it
219:46
converts into just a regular [ __ ]
219:47
hairdryer at an interview with the bbc
219:50
as rose d
219:51
or
219:52
you can like so okay if you want to like
219:55
easy straighten your hair or this is for
219:57
curling and stuff but there's different
219:58
attachments if you want to easy
220:00
straighten your hair like you do it like
220:02
this see this one in the middle it's
220:03
just a brush attachment so you run the
220:06
brush over your hair right and it blows
220:09
air through it that dries it so you just
220:11
and with the hairdryer you need to like
220:12
do it
220:13
i need this [ __ ] 150 you can buy a
220:15
follow back from amaranth
220:21
now that's a move it is also stupid i'm
220:24
going to get the follow back [ __ ]
220:26
normally
220:27
what you really want is to follow back
220:29
on her alt account that's that's the
220:30
cool one but
220:35
oh
220:41
hold on
220:43
but she follows four people it's the
220:44
impossible [ __ ] it's the impossible
220:46
goal and she just follows other versions
220:49
of her accounts
220:52
but i need that thing but they're sold
220:54
out everywhere i can't find where to
220:56
[ __ ] buy one of these things like
220:58
they look out of stock out of stock
221:00
gotta stop dyson
221:01
on the dyson website they're out of
221:03
stock like there's a stock checker thing
221:07
or something
221:09
stuck
221:11
okay let me see i want one so [ __ ]
221:13
bad they're like 400 pounds though
221:17
stuck in format okay so there's one
221:19
there's a there's a
221:20
a refurbished dyson on there's a
221:23
refurbished one on the dyson website
221:25
it's still 400 pounds mind you should i
221:27
get it
221:29
should i get it i really want it
221:32
i don't need it though
221:36
check ebay ah [ __ ] ebay but like i but i
221:39
don't need it it's 400 pounds and i
221:41
don't need it like one bit like i i do
221:44
fine
221:45
with that with the brush and the hair
221:47
dryer like it's probably just as fast
221:49
too like i saved nothing other than it's
221:50
just really [ __ ] cool
222:01
you sound like an impulse buyer that's
222:03
the thing i'm not though
222:05
like i'm really [ __ ] good like okay
222:07
i'm really good at not spending money on
222:09
myself like
222:11
the knives
222:14
okay fine the knives i do impulse buy
222:16
but like not it's not a thing that i
222:18
can't control or whatever like old girl
222:20
like oh [ __ ] i want this
222:22
i shouldn't and i don't do it and then i
222:24
lose interest
222:25
but like
222:27
or if all but like if it's for work
222:29
reasons
222:30
hell yeah
222:31
oh wait this isn't even the kit or
222:33
something or is it the kit
222:35
i want the kit i want like the whole
222:37
thing i don't want to because if it's
222:39
just like curling my head bro i want the
222:40
i want the kit i want it kitted out i
222:43
want all the attachments
222:45
hold on
222:49
with barrels to curl and wave and
222:51
brushes to oh [ __ ] yeah yeah it's the
222:53
whole kit bro maybe i will maybe i shall
222:56
i don't know my the person doing my
222:58
nails recommended it now i kind of want
222:59
it
223:00
when are you getting lip filler uh
223:02
friday
223:03
i've got my appointment basically what
223:05
we're gonna do
223:07
i want to put
223:08
uh
223:09
like just way too much in
223:12
like to the point where it's like it
223:13
takes up this whole space you know
223:16
but just the upper lip not the bottom
223:18
one
223:19
so it's like
223:21
really hot
223:23
just wondering why you have a rick roll
223:25
open on your browser
223:29
[Music]
223:33
because it's [ __ ] dope
223:36
[Music]
223:41
honestly i can't be in a bad mood with
223:44
this
223:45
[Music]
223:49
it's such a good [ __ ] song man this
223:51
my serotonin release
223:56
anyway
224:00
yeah that's um yeah you dude i can't be
224:03
in a bad mood with that
224:04
lip filler will fade over dude i'm not
224:05
really getting lip filler i do i i can't
224:08
be the dude i can't be the guy that
224:11
looks like a guy
224:13
but with lip filler i can't [ __ ] do
224:14
it man i can't i can't live with it
224:18
that's not gonna happen
224:20
i don't know
224:21
the the idea of lip filler isn't like a
224:24
thing that like is is a terrible
224:26
terrible thing
224:27
however
224:29
like i'm aware of it you know
224:31
but what is it what's the point i don't
224:33
know i don't
224:34
know
224:35
i want injections in my [ __ ] lip bruh
224:44
also i don't think you guys want it like
224:47
i'm not gonna do it for me
224:50
and i'm not gonna get paid to do it so
224:51
why the [ __ ] would i do it
224:55
slightly more kissable lips less than
224:58
three oh no
225:07
i'm sorry daddy rose i wasn't following
225:09
on my alt
225:11
there's a solution as to the the guy
225:13
with the follow through
225:16
oh
225:16
thank you
225:19
by the way um
225:23
yeah i mean okay
225:24
the only thing with lip filler is it's
225:26
one of those things where it's like
225:27
saying like
225:28
it's like that whole thing of like cgi
225:30
looks bad in movies and it's like
225:33
cgi looks bad when you know it's cgi you
225:36
know what i mean like when you when you
225:38
like uh when you notice it
225:40
it looks bad if you don't notice it
225:42
which you don't
225:43
90 of the time
225:45
it looks great it's just like oh sick
225:48
because like
225:51
dude it's the most it's like the most
225:53
common [ __ ]
225:55
thing that girls get right like that's
225:57
that's like a edit to your appearance
225:59
like it's the most [ __ ] common thing
226:01
like you probably see it walking down
226:02
the street
226:04
10 times 20 times if you're you see it
226:06
so often that like when it looks bad
226:09
you're like there it is it looks bad so
226:11
i get what people mean by that so it's
226:14
it's you know
226:16
cgi doesn't know it looks it doesn't
226:17
always look bad when you know cgi yeah
226:19
no i'm sorry i corrected myself when you
226:21
notice it when you notice that it's cgi
226:23
when you you know that's when it looks
226:24
like cg because you've seen it but like
226:27
all that every car every car chase in a
226:29
movie that's made after like 2010 cg
226:32
like you know like all of that they film
226:34
the car and then they add different cars
226:36
in we just got really [ __ ] good at
226:37
doing that or like houses anything that
226:40
you know what it looks like
226:43
uh
226:46
when i'm turning number two crap
226:48
what the [ __ ] is happening
226:51
thank you for the thanks for the many
226:52
dollars thanks for 15 over the past
226:54
three minutes [ __ ] it
226:56
not all car chases cg
226:58
most of them are in movies like
227:01
i don't know every [ __ ]
227:03
the car that they're driving
227:05
they're usually keeping that in but they
227:07
they add in cars to make it more
227:09
suspenseful like that's the thing or
227:11
they move them closer together like
227:13
everything's like that because they've
227:14
got like
227:15
they like dude movies don't have the
227:17
budget to like [ __ ] accidentally kill
227:20
someone or some [ __ ] in a car accident
227:23
then another budget bro so they'll uh
227:26
they'll just cj i'll make i'll push
227:27
clowns closer together so they look
227:28
better so more exciting talking about
227:31
serotonin
227:32
left my room for a moment while you were
227:34
streaming and my roommate noticed that i
227:37
seemed in a better mood over the last
227:39
couple days
227:40
thanks for the boost jude that's not me
227:43
though it's you that's over the last
227:45
couple days hell yeah congrats
227:47
uh hey there finn's dolpho
227:50
ikea catalogs are almost entirely
227:52
rendered rather than photograph nowadays
227:55
yeah i guess it's just cheaper next goal
227:58
when mod check
228:03
oh
228:04
i don't know
228:05
what goal
228:07
what should we do for the simp goal what
228:09
do you think would be a good goal what
228:10
do you think i'm going to change it to
228:11
3000 i just don't like chat lol
228:16
yeah
228:18
cool
228:19
what do you think would be a good goal
228:21
for the subs like a small goal
228:24
it's a small goal if we hit three
228:27
thousand that would be a good one
228:30
that would be a good a solid one
228:33
maybe not for today 4k no i mean like
228:35
what would be a thing to do
228:37
drunk stream ooh
228:39
ooh put on bob's would you want bobs in
228:42
this i feel like i'm doing pretty
228:43
[ __ ] good without bobs bro
228:47
i thought
228:49
but it's fine
228:50
we're solid
228:52
look at the [ __ ] look at that like
228:54
look at that hell yeah
228:59
it's gonna be over here
229:01
hold up
229:02
this is more like monetizable
229:07
anyway
229:12
ah
229:14
pink hair dye
229:15
no
229:16
that plus my hair is never gonna look
229:18
like this that you need to like bleach
229:20
it because it's it's too like dark brown
229:22
you need to like bleach my hair and then
229:24
[ __ ]
229:25
and then do it
229:27
you know that'd be rough be hard to do
229:30
and i'd be
229:31
no i'm not gonna i'm not gonna bleach
229:33
the hair it's just not gonna never gonna
229:35
happen
229:39
go for 12 months 3 000 subs and i will
229:42
be a girl for a year
229:44
jesus [ __ ]
229:50
christ
229:53
bro uh fence to be got what the [ __ ]
229:56
hundred seven thousand
229:58
i don't know what to do oh we can do
230:00
something with channel points i'm not
230:01
sure what i could set up to do with
230:03
channel points that would be a good
230:05
thing red hair should i just start doing
230:08
wigs again
230:12
i could start [ __ ] around with wigs
230:13
again it wasn't too bad they're a bit
230:15
like
230:20
what the [ __ ] is going on
230:23
what the [ __ ] is going on here bud
230:27
is that you like like you're real huh
230:32
oh [ __ ] mystics almost a two-year sub
230:34
holy [ __ ]
230:37
mystic says they're almost a two-year
230:39
sub
230:41
let's go oh you're in chat custom
230:43
channel points would make things very
230:44
interesting
230:46
oh yeah i don't know what it'd be though
230:48
i don't know what i'd do for channel
230:50
points
230:52
what would i do
230:54
i don't know what you'd use them for
230:57
either dying your hair or a bonnet good
230:59
lord
231:00
one year sub batch wine soon soon my
231:03
friend soon my friend uh warden is
231:06
working on it
231:07
kind of
231:08
she's got a ton of other stuff to do
231:10
that's a really hard trigger but uh
231:12
she's got a ton of other stuff to do but
231:14
when she's done with that it's it's
231:17
that's so bad time i wanted to get a
231:19
stream done because i just hadn't
231:20
[ __ ] streamed in so goddamn long
231:23
months sub i kind of just wanted to
231:25
wanted to update you guys on my life so
231:27
i didn't have like three weeks without
231:29
uploading or without streaming
231:32
because i've just been focusing on those
231:33
would be pogba spend some real money on
231:35
them please
231:36
no i refuse to
231:38
because i refuse to try and take care of
231:41
them
231:42
and they look
231:43
fine
231:44
because i wear them once dude it's like
231:46
it's like the thing of like
231:49
it's like the thing if you got
231:52
yeah
231:53
monster can peepee uh if you got
231:57
okay
231:58
like people say like to get good like
232:01
girl clothes like buy high quality girl
232:03
clothes like buy a nice buy a nice high
232:05
quality uh you know go shop on a nice
232:08
high quality site instead of amazon but
232:10
i wear this stuff once man
232:13
i'm not made of money and it looks just
232:15
as fine on stream
232:16
like
232:17
i don't know i well i would like you
232:19
think i'm gonna wear this again i mean i
232:21
might wear it again but like you know
232:24
dude why bother why bother spending a
232:26
ton of money on it
232:28
just buy the lowest shelf stuff you can
232:31
it's the same it's like it's like the
232:33
same for like a stream or two it's fine
232:41
nice quality tights versus cheap tights
232:43
is a big difference in comfyness
232:45
yeah but i'm not wearing like tights all
232:48
the time
232:49
that's what i mean
232:51
you could wear these clothes outside
232:53
instead of clothes outside true great
232:56
idea let me go wear this outside i think
232:58
people would really people would love to
233:00
see it
233:01
um
233:03
how about you change your channel
233:04
profile picture
233:06
what is it now
233:07
is it just the it's the what's it called
233:09
the minecraft guy right
233:13
what would i change it to
233:17
oh
233:18
what would i change it to
233:26
hmm
233:31
i don't know
233:33
just my tits
233:34
been a while for me but happy sub baby
233:36
to me and great cosplay
233:40
thanks
233:44
yeah amaranth is just like a cropped
233:46
picture of her and her tits
233:48
um maybe i could just go with that
233:57
but then everyone else has like this
233:59
cute like [ __ ] like cartoon character
234:01
sort of thing
234:03
i don't know maybe
234:05
a new photo once you get your eyelashes
234:07
done what do you mean new photo
234:10
oh right sorry i'm stupid yeah maybe
234:14
i mean i don't know i don't know i don't
234:15
know what i don't know what should be
234:17
the thing even if like what outfit i
234:19
should wear like i don't know i don't
234:20
know i'll draw it for you i got a ton no
234:22
i've got a ton of like there's fan art
234:24
and everything but i don't know i don't
234:26
know what to do
234:28
yeah
234:31
do it well
234:32
no i'm so tired i can like dude that's
234:34
the thing with these fake eyelashes like
234:36
i can feel my eyes [ __ ]
234:38
oh also the wig i'm just
234:42
i'm just still i'm just feeling a little
234:44
i'm just feeling a little tired
234:46
why is your makeup so amazing
234:49
it's called talent honey it's
234:53
it's called uh a lifetime of training
234:56
and expertise
234:57
thank you emily
234:59
the um
235:00
sorry to just
235:02
[ __ ] on everyone like that bear no uh i
235:04
don't know i've been doing it dude the
235:06
first pictures of my makeup are
235:09
god awful let me see
235:12
i don't think i've even i don't think
235:14
i've ever shown them to anyone
235:16
but i've got them change the picture to
235:18
just the pink chair
235:23
yes
235:24
thank you i can tell you're not biased
235:26
yeah the first photos of me i don't
235:27
think are ever gonna see the light
235:29
though
235:30
because you've seen it you've seen them
235:32
like the first time ever when you're
235:33
ready
235:36
ltnj
235:38
when i was doing my makeup
235:40
oh
235:44
not good
235:46
not good you're a money-making man you
235:49
know what to do to get those sweet sweet
235:51
views
235:54
yep i do and i'm not gonna i'm not gonna
235:57
ruin your perception of me by showing
235:59
the first version of my like of this
236:03
dude it's like those ai training videos
236:05
when the like the final version after a
236:07
million cycles is like [ __ ] it can
236:09
like run properly and [ __ ] can sword
236:11
fight with other ai
236:13
but then the first version just doesn't
236:15
know which way is up and down so it just
236:16
kicks itself up and lands on its head
236:18
like that's the first thing of me doing
236:20
makeup on my own
236:23
is just
236:25
is just awful
236:34
yeah no
236:36
i don't know why i'm even talking about
236:37
it because i know like me talking about
236:38
it's gonna promote it like you're really
236:40
not ever gonna see it that's the thing
236:42
like you really won't ever see it
236:44
um or it's gonna be like years down the
236:46
line where like
236:48
somehow i've grown out of like [ __ ]
236:52
i don't know you're not going to see it
236:53
say for myself just bring it into last
236:55
year yeah dude it was so to give you
236:57
perspective let me like let me see when
236:59
these pictures were taken i guess
237:08
oh my god can i just not
237:14
yeah after that girl did my makeup as
237:16
like a bit of a
237:19
like shannon from that one video
237:23
that was around
237:26
okay this was that day
237:29
so that was the 12th of august 2020.
237:33
sheesh that was when she did my makeup
237:36
and then uh
237:38
when was the first time i didn't mind
237:44
oh that's the wrong one
237:49
wait did i try and [ __ ] no that was a
237:52
different time
237:53
what's this
237:56
yeah the dates aren't right
237:59
yeah cause i'm i've just scrolled down
238:01
like photo okay i can't find the dates
238:03
it's all just saying twitter
238:05
only face only eyes
238:09
yeah for the last like
238:11
year of photos they all just say 12th of
238:13
august 2020.
238:16
create okay [ __ ] i don't know if
238:19
that's when you got a new pc oh [ __ ] so
238:22
like all the photos are just like
238:24
okay i don't know i don't know what the
238:25
dates were but it was like years ago and
238:28
it's it's been like at least a year or
238:30
two two or three years
238:33
oh says the provider of said char
238:38
[Music]
238:42
after discussion a bit about your first
238:44
makeup story did you wear makeup in
238:46
school and went home with makeup on
238:50
uh no i mean girls would put makeup on
238:53
me in school like i'd had um
238:56
so i'd like
238:57
i wouldn't say i had an old female
238:58
friend group but i had multiple friend
239:00
groups like i was i wasn't like popular
239:03
uh
239:04
okay i definitely wasn't popular but i
239:05
had like i had friends you know like i
239:08
hang i hung out with like the nerdy kids
239:10
in [ __ ] like me me and my boys uh
239:13
[ __ ] my boy jane my boy james miles
239:16
and jacob bro those are my those shout
239:18
out my boys shout out my points james
239:21
miles and jacob my three uh we're all
239:24
like doing computer science together and
239:25
we were like we sat pretty close so we
239:27
just that's how friend groups worked i
239:28
guess in high school
239:29
um but yeah we just hung out uh we at
239:32
lunch together and [ __ ] because you just
239:33
kind of need a group to just eat with
239:35
you know it's just a thing and then but
239:37
i also had like i also had like a friend
239:39
that lived near me that was a girl and
239:42
so i'd go we were really really chill so
239:44
whenever i went around like i went to
239:46
school talked to her for a bit her
239:48
friend group then i was more i was like
239:50
a different friend group that was all
239:51
just girls and we got along together
239:53
really well too
239:54
the thing is when you hang around a lot
239:56
of girls all the time and they're
239:58
[ __ ] your [ __ ] 15 year olds and 16
240:00
year olds like you just
240:02
i don't know they wanted they're stupid
240:04
so it's been happened a couple times
240:06
where like girls have put makeup on me
240:07
at school like like like a few to like
240:10
five like a lot of times like way too
240:12
many times
240:13
uh like mascara and [ __ ] like you know
240:16
just [ __ ] [ __ ] 16 year old girls
240:17
bring to school
240:19
and then it'd be
240:20
i don't know that sort of [ __ ] that
240:21
comes it always used i'd always just go
240:23
bathroom [ __ ] wipe it off with water
240:27
it's it's not i i didn't it's not dude
240:29
no one no one did but no one did this to
240:31
me and then i just went went along
240:33
school all day [ __ ] in birmingham
240:36
like just
240:37
not a good high school either just like
240:39
full face of makeup just going about my
240:41
school day-to-day life and then going
240:43
home no [ __ ] i
240:44
they they wanted to put makeup on me
240:46
they did it because
240:48
there's five of them and listen i'm a
240:50
strong bloke
240:52
but five people is five people you know
240:55
i wasn't i was i hadn't i was just
240:57
hitting puberty shut up anyway
240:59
um they it happened anyway
241:02
so
241:03
you know i just take it off in like
241:05
like the next 10 20 minutes
241:09
just it's not it wasn't a big deal and
241:11
then i was like i got way more like
241:13
chill with it after after after the
241:15
after the 20th time i think i got way
241:18
more chill and then it was just eh
241:21
girls attended like like multiple
241:23
girlfriends over time who wanted to make
241:25
money thank you for having me mind
241:27
buffer checking for me pretty sure
241:29
someone's setting up smile
241:34
oh [ __ ]
241:36
oh
241:37
oh
241:38
what do i do
241:40
yeah thank you
241:42
oh my god
241:44
thank you
241:45
oh good
241:46
um
241:47
you just looked at my photos from before
241:49
we started my transition doing my makeup
241:50
those are not like yeah
241:52
dude there's a special type of shame to
241:54
the first time you ever try and do
241:55
makeup and you think you look good
242:11
i hang around with a lot of girls i sit
242:13
with them etc and the whole class
242:15
classified me as part of the girl group
242:17
and on top
242:18
on top of that call me and call me guy i
242:20
have to remind myself that i'm part gay
242:22
since i'm bisexual
242:24
nice
242:25
acid reflux no dude just when you chug a
242:27
bunch of [ __ ] like sparkling drink
242:30
that's what happens like it just
242:31
pressure builds up dude
242:34
let me know i realized how bad it really
242:35
was when i was uh lost back then i
242:37
thought it was good yeah like dude the
242:40
reason why you're not to see the photos
242:41
is it's me looking pretty [ __ ]
242:43
confident that i did a good job like
242:44
it's me doing what you know i pose now i
242:46
do like my little little smug face a
242:48
little bit it's me doing a similar thing
242:51
to that but like not knowing how to pose
242:54
could look feminine right at all
242:56
like just oh just [ __ ] uh not good
242:59
not good at all it's very cringe you
243:01
won't see it
243:02
but i bet you if like if i ever do show
243:04
you
243:05
come back to this clip of me talking
243:07
about it and i'll i'll be accurate it is
243:09
that
243:13
main character rug literally force femme
243:16
subject
243:17
[ __ ] dude
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dude
243:21
i think i could have [ __ ] i mean that
243:23
dude it's it's
243:24
that they didn't like [ __ ] it's not
243:27
love what you do bro
243:30
it's not like
243:31
you know [ __ ] it listen girls can if if
243:34
a group of girls want to put make on you
243:36
it's not that you couldn't stop them i
243:40
dude
243:41
i'm sure i'm sure at 16 i could have
243:43
beat the [ __ ] out of a bunch of other 16
243:45
year old girls but you don't
243:48
but you don't do that do you you don't
243:50
beat the [ __ ] out of people and you
243:52
don't beat the [ __ ] out of girls you
243:54
don't i don't know
243:55
it's just not the thing you do
243:59
i said beat the [ __ ] out of girls no you
244:02
don't beat the [ __ ] other that doesn't
244:04
work i didn't no i said anyway you don't
244:06
beat the [ __ ] out of girls they um
244:09
you don't do that um so it's it's not a
244:11
thing that you fight awfully hard about
244:13
like you just
244:14
like um
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i think
244:18
hold on i gotta [ __ ] go back in my
244:19
memory
244:21
you know that don't did yeah seen out a
244:23
movie [ __ ]
244:24
we meditate
244:26
um
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[Music]
244:31
i think the first like dude there the
244:33
amount of times that it happened of like
244:35
can i put myself in anything else by my
244:37
grandmother trying to apparently that
244:38
happened a ton too puberty does weird
244:41
things to boys
244:42
most embarrassing point of my childhood
244:46
what hold on i gotta replay that
244:54
as a kid i was caught by my grandmother
244:57
trying on a pair of panties puberty does
245:00
weird things to boys most embarrassing
245:03
point of my childhood
245:06
that's rough buddy
245:08
yeah it's pretty [ __ ] rough
245:11
yep that that sounds like the sort of
245:13
thing that would just stick with you
245:15
forever you're gonna carry that memory
245:17
forever dude
245:19
ah [ __ ] yeah that's rough man
245:22
um
245:24
i'm trying to think if i had any like
245:26
like any any embarrassing part of
245:28
childhood that'll just stick with me
245:30
forever
245:32
i guess i've probably tried to if it hap
245:34
if anything happened i'd probably try
245:35
and phased it out
245:41
oh no there was one i accidentally
245:46
twitter please don't cancel me i
245:48
accidentally said it i accidentally once
245:51
said an offensive word
245:52
and i didn't know it was offensive and
245:54
i'm not gonna say which one but it
245:55
wasn't like it wasn't like one that
245:57
you'd know i just didn't know that it
245:58
was offensive and i remember like saying
246:01
it and then other people like i remember
246:03
saying it because other people had said
246:05
it sort of like oh this is a thing that
246:07
people just say and then when i said it
246:09
i would i like it was a thing of like
246:12
what's that one sound effect ooh
246:14
just
246:16
i got cancelled in real life man people
246:18
looked to me like and i was like point
246:20
you're not supposed to [ __ ] i
246:21
remember that jetta j for poi
246:23
it wasn't that bad
246:25
what the [ __ ]
246:31
my g key doesn't work so it let you put
246:35
a j for
246:37
what
246:37
well i can't even read it you need to
246:39
get a new keyboard
246:42
get yourself a new keyboard so you can
246:44
donate in style so you can pogba's that
246:47
one image of all the girls at the party
246:49
looking at you in disgust yeah that but
246:51
like a group of dudes that were way more
246:54
terrifying when it's a group of dudes
246:55
that will and can beat you up uh luckily
246:58
they didn't so i was pretty i was pretty
246:59
lucky there because again
247:02
i think being like uh i was i wasn't
247:04
known as like the funny kid but like
247:06
people found me funny like i was i was
247:09
more like
247:11
i was i was respected no no people
247:14
didn't [ __ ] with me much in high school
247:15
i guess like
247:17
you know
247:19
the my high school experience went to be
247:22
like
247:24
you know it was fine it wasn't amazing
247:27
like i mean sure you get picked on a
247:28
little bit but my mom once caught me
247:30
having intercourse with her victoria
247:32
secret magazine
247:41
should i hear a video idea
247:44
i think that i think the grandma panties
247:46
one's worse i think that one's worse
247:49
i think that you could have played that
247:51
off
247:52
with the magazine though
247:55
like rolled up
247:59
i'm surprised i didn't think of it
248:01
ooh but who's going for a [ __ ]
248:03
magazine how old are you man
248:05
that's it that's like a that's like
248:07
that's like a [ __ ] hoof who has a
248:09
magazine i never had magazines when i
248:11
was a kid [ __ ] victoria's secret
248:13
magazine bro
248:14
i don't know i wasn't the material
248:16
i had the internet back in my day
248:20
you said you beat the [ __ ] out of girls
248:22
no i said
248:25
i said i could beat the [ __ ] out of
248:27
girls i didn't though
248:29
but i could have
248:31
16 year old girl i'm not verified on
248:33
twitter yet that needs to happen in 2022
248:37
i pro i'll be lobbying i i'll be
248:39
lobbying for my verification it will
248:40
happen i haven't been i haven't been
248:42
because uh you need like news articles
248:44
and [ __ ] written on you and it looks
248:46
like i might end up getting that done or
248:49
at least like i might i might actually
248:51
have some articles that mention me so i
248:53
might i'm going to lobby for it to
248:54
happen
248:55
or you can like partner with an esports
248:57
org i'll it'll happen it'll happen i'll
248:59
be verified on 2022. this is the year
249:01
for my twitter verification
249:04
how old were you when you first allowed
249:05
on the internet as soon as we got
249:07
internet i was on it i don't remember
249:09
being a time like my parents have never
249:11
said to me like hey
249:12
not allowed on that old internet like
249:14
they didn't give me a phone or anything
249:15
until i was like way too old
249:18
like
249:19
i had no that's not true i had a phone
249:21
but it wasn't like a smartphone or
249:23
anything
249:24
so i was basically [ __ ] poor
249:27
[Music]
249:35
which sucks because like i had a phone
249:37
that could only text them and an
249:40
ipod like
249:43
like older than my sister is now and
249:46
gets sponsored and she's got [ __ ]
249:48
everything
249:49
to be a consistent presence the older
249:51
sibling [ __ ] trials bro they learned
249:53
that like it made no [ __ ] difference
249:55
at all and i just gave her the phone
249:58
ipod not the most embarrassing it was
250:01
always something it wasn't a new
250:02
property that was found by my family
250:04
years later no i won't go into details
250:10
[Music]
250:12
i hid during puberty was found by my
250:14
family i got caught in my mom's lingerie
250:16
by my mom damn the talk after killed me
250:23
hold on we need to save it i've
250:25
literally got a video idea written or a
250:27
stream idea written down that says like
250:29
that's anonymous anonymous confessions
250:32
from viewers and i'm gonna make a google
250:34
doc where we can do this on a whole
250:36
stream so save it for then but holy [ __ ]
250:42
lingerie is like a whole different thing
250:45
like dude
250:47
lingerie takes like set up like that
250:50
dude i've worn lingerie like recently
250:54
you know like within the last few months
250:56
like for for streams and [ __ ] doing the
250:58
garter straps and [ __ ] there's setup
251:00
involved man
251:02
like a bra and fire oh that's a lot bro
251:06
what are you are you surprised that i've
251:08
worn lingerie within the last few months
251:10
really
251:14
good lord
251:16
uh
251:17
hyphen you're my comfort streamer oh
251:19
really
251:20
it'd be nice
251:22
it'd be nice
251:23
if you would notice me that would that
251:25
would be amazing probably not normal oh
251:26
hello
251:27
i'm uh i noticed you but oh my god i'm
251:29
the comfort streamer
251:34
am i the comfort street uh milk is soon
251:36
honey
251:38
wait for your milkers good lord
251:40
lingerie works for two things
251:42
intercourse and modeling yeah laundry i
251:44
was once caught by my dad wiggling my
251:46
pee
251:50
save it for the is that for the
251:52
anonymous confessions i've never got
251:54
caught by the way like
251:57
okay
251:58
here's my thing
252:01
if you have been caught jerking it by
252:03
your parents
252:04
you're not evolved enough
252:06
you haven't evolved the hearing that i
252:08
have
252:09
like how do you [ __ ] up that bed come on
252:12
i didn't have a lock on my door
252:14
you know like you [ __ ] up in this
252:16
scenario it's your fault
252:18
what
252:22
warden i am your boss i did not that is
252:24
inappropriate work behavior and talk
252:27
warden
252:28
wait no it's like 1am it's outside
252:30
working hours all right let's talk about
252:31
jerking it
252:33
um
252:36
wait what and why you're
252:39
as far as i know warden
252:42
doesn't have a penis
252:45
i've never asked
252:48
interesting good to know
252:50
don't ask ah i won't sorry i don't want
252:53
the i don't want the lawsuit
252:56
but like dude who gets caught jerking it
252:59
man that's like a thing in movies and
253:01
like i i've it's never even been a risk
253:03
for me like i know the sound of like
253:05
footsteps like your room is either too
253:08
big or you haven't evolved my [ __ ]
253:10
bat-like sense of echo location like i
253:13
know dude there was a point in my
253:15
childhood where if i was like on the bed
253:18
like feeling the vibrations from the
253:20
[ __ ] house like i would know i could
253:22
i swear to god i could picture where
253:24
everyone was like they'd be walking
253:26
around they'd be like
253:27
the [ __ ] sherlock holmes like okay
253:30
father first floor moving around in the
253:32
kitchen uh ruby in a room uh mom just
253:35
getting settled into bed i hear her
253:37
opening bed she's just getting settled
253:38
into bed i got the risk father could
253:41
still come upstairs at any one time but
253:43
he's usually up far later than i am
253:45
he'll go to sleep after i am i'm safe
253:47
i'm safe and then go go go go
253:49
figure the act out no audio if i even
253:52
heard a [ __ ] footstep on that one
253:54
creaky step i'd be like bam he's halfway
253:56
up there stop cover up uh [ __ ]
253:59
pretend to be disappear sleep or like
254:01
get on youtube or some [ __ ] i was
254:04
i had my [ __ ] down dude
254:08
this dude
254:10
if you do you i guarantee you when you
254:12
lift at home especially if you i mean
254:14
[ __ ] anyone you know the sounds of your
254:16
different parents like footsteps
254:20
i think someone said this before like
254:21
you know intimately the sounds of
254:23
different family members or even
254:25
roommates right like footsteps and
254:27
who's who by by how they sound
254:30
and i think someone said like imagine
254:31
how trippy it would be if you heard your
254:33
footstep pattern or like a different one
254:36
you know like if you heard something
254:37
else this is what the [ __ ] that you
254:39
think more about your family than the
254:41
prn when you are jerking it kind of sus
254:44
bro no dude i'm saying it like this but
254:46
this is all happening like that just
254:48
happened in like one second because my
254:50
brain is just that quick that's my
254:52
[ __ ] 95th percentile iq [ __ ]
254:55
working dude that's like
254:58
bam that's my dyslexic pattern
255:00
recognition brain
255:02
like dude i'm good with that i i
255:05
it's in one second i i i know that
255:07
that's a relatable thing too i know that
255:09
other people do that too because
255:12
it's gotta be i can't just be that smart
255:15
or can i 95th percentile
255:23
not to brag or anything
255:25
but when i got my actual iq tested he
255:27
said i was fifth percentile
255:30
so
255:30
i've heard that's pretty [ __ ] good
255:34
top five
255:35
pretty sick
255:41
he said i was fifth placenta
255:46
yeah that's that's what that would mean
255:47
at the bottom five percent that means
255:49
i've got 50 iq
255:51
uh
255:52
people that brag about their
255:53
intelligence are cringe true i just said
255:56
that i had a 50 iq
255:58
um
255:58
my
256:00
it's like that whole thing about saying
256:02
you guys that say they've got a big dick
256:06
probably have a big dick anyway did i
256:07
mention my large penis did i mention my
256:10
substantially large penis
256:12
i don't know if i've talked about that
256:14
that yet
256:15
my substantially sized
256:25
penis
256:28
my monster can my pringles can with
256:30
veins
256:36
take a sip from my my monster energy can
256:39
buddy
256:40
cute poses
256:45
oh that was about to be terrible i like
256:48
my brain stop myself
256:53
which one do you want cute or [ __ ] i
256:55
can do both
256:57
i can do both well
257:04
it's all the difference of the smile
257:06
like
257:07
cute smiling just like
257:09
that's the [ __ ] smile it's a very
257:11
small change but it is a change like the
257:13
difference of smiling with one side of
257:15
your mouth versus both the
257:18
you know did you see did you spot the
257:20
difference did you spot the difference i
257:21
changed it a bit midway through anyway
257:25
i've got a medium penis
257:31
oh my god
257:33
what's the average dick size alexa
257:36
what's the average penis size in the uk
257:44
the average penis size is 13.5 to 14.5
257:48
centimeters
257:50
dude she started out 13.5 to 14.5 and i
257:53
was like what the [ __ ] i got scared
257:58
hold on
257:59
i'm not sure i'm not screen sharing
258:06
i want to see what i only know the
258:08
inches
258:11
let's [ __ ] go
258:13
let's [ __ ] go
258:14
nine nine centimeters that's [ __ ]
258:16
good
258:18
it's a good number that's up there
258:20
as a teen i once swore
258:22
my uncle jerking it in the living room
258:24
watching porn he didn't know my aunt
258:27
gave me a house key as a typical teen i
258:30
told everyone i imagine he was omega
258:33
embarrassed
258:37
yeah
258:38
you got dude i can
258:39
save it for my stream the next stream i
258:41
promise the next stream i'll do
258:42
anonymous viewer confessions because i i
258:44
i do want to know now because you guys
258:46
have lived in life
258:50
huh uh
258:53
you have no breast but you can whisper
258:54
to alexa
258:56
what
258:57
i don't know what this means
258:59
holy [ __ ] this thing was tight on my
259:01
thigh do you see like the imprint left
259:04
look at that they left the [ __ ]
259:06
imprint on my thigh dude
259:08
shoes
259:10
i like
259:12
move this thing off my thigh a bit
259:15
yikers
259:16
do you make a living off being a woman
259:19
no but i could i mean yeah kind of two
259:22
thousand so we're clear about this
259:24
you're being a cute and [ __ ] manly man
259:26
yes
259:28
yep
259:31
yep
259:33
i'm being a [ __ ] man
259:36
that's what i'm doing
259:38
[ __ ]
259:40
listen
259:42
who says who says men can't be cute and
259:44
[ __ ] i don't know what you mean i
259:45
don't know what you mean why who's who
259:47
says
259:48
what do you mean
259:50
let me just be like let me just be let
259:51
me just be vibing a bit see that's why i
259:53
did that so it can like that's why it
259:55
needs to be a bit tight on there so it
259:57
stays a good shape otherwise it does
259:58
this
260:00
but
260:01
who says like i mean listen
260:03
as a guy
260:09
i mean as a guy as a as your average
260:11
typical [ __ ]
260:13
epic gamer i mean like
260:23
would you guys like to see my [ __ ] and
260:24
balls would you got would would you
260:27
would you personally james
260:38
it's up [ __ ] oh my god chat i've
260:41
never seen you so active so quickly
260:44
what the [ __ ]
260:46
that was immediate
260:50
holy [ __ ]
260:54
oh my god hey finn
260:57
boys calm down please calm down please i
261:00
i want a stealth cosplay and you're this
261:02
down bad
261:07
anyway so now announcing my patreon page
261:15
sorry i'm just on my knees for you guys
261:18
hold on
261:21
i'm just on my knees for you
261:23
whoa
261:24
you do realize this isn't the only vans
261:27
yet
261:34
yeah sorry not the not not the off yet
261:37
anyway
261:48
sorry
261:49
just doing my impression of
261:52
slurping down some liquid
261:54
i've heard that tauruses know how to
261:56
cook since this is an appropriate
261:59
setting please make me a sandwich
262:02
i can make a [ __ ] banger of a
262:05
vegetarian sandwich i cannot make a ham
262:08
sandwich well i can make a ham salad but
262:10
i mean i don't know what goes well on
262:12
with meats
262:13
i got nothing on that
262:14
vegetarian sandwich
262:17
dude i'll [ __ ] i'll [ __ ] that [ __ ] up
262:19
dude i'll make a good sandwich like
262:23
i'm solid to this [ __ ] bro
262:26
if you like vegetables like i do
262:30
know goes well with any summer's true so
262:31
here's my sandwich recipe you get
262:33
yourself some bread you're going to need
262:34
bread
262:35
might be a cut-off point for a lot of
262:36
people if you're doing keto sorry no
262:38
sandwich for you bunk the um
262:41
of the bread i'll do like a light light
262:43
by the way we're watching our calories
262:45
what do you think
262:46
what do you think you can look like this
262:48
with a heavy serving of mayo god no you
262:51
got to keep it
262:52
professional you got to keep it more
262:54
like you know toned down not be a little
262:57
[ __ ] you want to be skinny legends so
263:00
this is how to make like a really
263:01
unhealthy sandwich do you have mayo but
263:03
mainly because small amount not a thin
263:05
layer of mayo because you don't want to
263:06
be like a [ __ ]
263:08
sandwich you know
263:09
here's the thing here's the secret sauce
263:12
some of you may find this weird but
263:13
maybe it's a uk thing anyway
263:16
salad dressing sour cream there's a
263:17
thing it's like a hind sour cream thing
263:19
a little bit of that not a lot because
263:21
it's very [ __ ] strong but a little
263:23
little bit of that along with the mayo a
263:25
little bit of that anyway so then uh
263:29
well then what you do
263:31
a very small amount of cheese yeah it's
263:33
a uk thing you don't you can skip the
263:35
sour cream if you want small amount of
263:37
cheese right small amount of cheese on
263:39
that cinnamon [ __ ] and there's a
263:41
vegetarian bacon
263:42
that's really [ __ ] good and what i'll
263:45
do is i'll make i'll make that bacon
263:47
because it takes like one minute it's
263:48
the easiest [ __ ] to make every
263:49
vegetarian bacon sick you want to put
263:51
salt on the bacon though because i've
263:53
heard that like actual bacon is very is
263:55
more salty and vegetarian bacon is just
263:57
like dry so salt cook it very quickly so
264:00
it doesn't get dry um put it on that
264:02
sandwich on that very thin layer of
264:04
cheese the cheese can be overwhelming
264:06
you just want a little bit
264:07
uh with the salt on the bacon too you
264:09
know it's good
264:10
uh
264:12
then i'll take like cherry tomatoes or
264:14
some [ __ ] so they're a little bit of
264:16
nice slice those up questions put layer
264:19
them on
264:20
get yourself some
264:21
[ __ ]
264:23
uh lettuce chop that [ __ ] up put that on
264:25
there optional i do it optional
264:29
red onions
264:32
hear me out red onions thin
264:34
or olives
264:36
black olives black olives go really
264:38
[ __ ] well
264:40
uh you can also sub out the vegetarian
264:42
bacon with uh there's a vegetarian like
264:44
ham thing which is pretty [ __ ] good
264:46
but apparently dust doesn't even taste
264:48
like ham at all it just tastes like its
264:49
own thing i quiz marisa on this [ __ ] all
264:52
the time it just stays [ __ ] tens it's
264:54
really good
264:56
uh that's what i make and i'm salivating
264:58
it's really good i never make it because
265:00
i'm trying to be well i'm not you asked
265:03
if i was on ket if i'm doing keto no but
265:05
i do try and not eat a ton of carbs i
265:08
mainly just
265:09
i don't mind it much
265:11
uh i think just
265:15
show tongue what
265:18
what if i'm just not gonna do an
265:20
attractive way
265:21
um
265:22
the i'm not i'm not doing keto but i i
265:24
just make sure i just know my calories
265:26
that i need
265:28
also keto's not keto sounds like hell
265:30
and i much rather just know how much
265:32
food i'm supposed to eat in a day and
265:34
then just do that because i get a lot
265:36
more enjoyment out of that
265:38
like just eat whatever the [ __ ] i want
265:40
but just stick to my calories and then
265:42
i'm good
265:43
that's been a very easy very
265:46
easy thing for me to stick to anyway
265:48
i'm like on some level of the spectrum
265:51
or some [ __ ] because
265:53
losing weight was so [ __ ] difficult
265:54
for me i could just never get into the
265:56
groove of it and then as soon as i knew
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the numbers involved in it as soon as i
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had numbers for everything
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and i wouldn't eat anything without
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knowing how many calories it is
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at least for a bit like i memorized like
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what i usually eat in a day because i
266:10
just had no [ __ ] perspective it
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sounds like it sounds like
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insane to like figure out your calories
266:16
in every meal
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but i didn't have any idea of it
266:20
beforehand so i went through and just
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did that for a week figured out
266:23
everything i eat just cellulite and then
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just sauce i didn't have to do it again
266:27
i figured out the calories and
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everything but uh yeah i just roughly
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did
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you know like i i figured out my
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portions like i figured out like you
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know
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how much i'm supposed to eat and how
266:39
much is too much you know and then it
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was pretty easy to do eating whatever
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[ __ ] i want and always remaining 58kg
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yeah you lucky [ __ ]
266:49
eat calorie deficit lose weight it's
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simple yeah
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uh
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counting calories drove me nuts yeah
266:55
that's the thing it doesn't work for
266:57
everyone right like um
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it worked for me
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but i ha thank you
267:03
thank you for the five gig that subs did
267:05
but i i i'm very like data orientated i
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guess data oriented
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i will like
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girls will lose their [ __ ] mind yeah
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you gotta just know what you're in there
267:15
for i guess i would like you on my
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sandwich but you're vegetarian so you
267:20
probably taste like poop sure
267:23
probably very lean no no fat on me dude
267:27
that's a lie
267:29
you don't need to know after saying bro
267:31
pudding
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the [ __ ] bath water but
267:36
it ain't water
267:38
it's just come come in a jar come in a
267:41
jar by finn
267:42
i've been storing it
267:44
sorry there's only very limited supply
267:46
as it's been in my wardrobe for months
267:48
now in the in just without air
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conditioning
267:52
it's been sitting in a jar
267:55
just some come in a [ __ ] jar
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i'll buy your whole stock thanks john
268:06
dude
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if you were gonna
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why donate to a sperm bank when i could
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just sell it online to to you guys
268:16
you know
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easy
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anyway
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what type of jar
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what the [ __ ] i don't know
268:27
diet gets more complicated in your later
268:28
20s yeah i've got i know okay so bearing
268:31
in mind i do have like
268:33
the benefit of i guess my metabolism is
268:36
probably [ __ ] minor
268:38
because i'm in like early 20s i'm like
268:40
20 21 i'm well i'm 21 but like you know
268:43
i would
268:44
recently you know so
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eh i guess my
268:48
metabolism is kind of high so i want to
268:50
get into decent eating habits now
268:52
so i can you know last
268:55
you could make 30k a month yes i could
268:59
but should i
269:00
yeah once you pass 30 your metabolism
269:02
starts dropping shoes yeah not great the
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um
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that's something i noticed when i was
269:08
like dude when i was 16
269:10
15 eat whatever the [ __ ] i wanted i
269:12
wouldn't get any weight but i was also
269:14
doing tons of exercise too like it's
269:17
hard to pin down because i was like
269:19
super [ __ ] active like i was on the
269:21
[ __ ] rugby team bro
269:24
like i was on i was doing [ __ ] rugby
269:25
i was doing running at school in pe or
269:28
doing trampolining i genuinely love
269:30
doing trampoline and i do flips and [ __ ]
269:32
which is really quite like a it's kind
269:34
of strenuous i guess it's not bad but
269:36
you know i like doing that i was doing
269:38
flips and [ __ ]
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uh
269:41
they're [ __ ]
269:44
what's it called
269:46
a spider no
269:48
uh
269:49
how did you do rugby
269:51
dude i don't feel like you believe me
269:54
when i say but i was like jin i was like
269:56
[ __ ] i was kind of doing good i was
269:58
like people call me like strong dude
270:01
like people you know like people would
270:03
say like oh yeah [ __ ] finn he's like
270:05
you know he's fast he's like relatively
270:07
strong like i used to be doing it wrong
270:10
i was strung
270:12
in comparison to 15 16 year olds when i
270:14
was 15 16 but like
270:17
you know like i wasn't strong if you
270:18
like when i was 18 i couldn't [ __ ]
270:20
compete with other like adults you know
270:22
like that was never a thing but like
270:24
when i was a kid [ __ ] yeah dude i was
270:26
like pretty [ __ ] strong i was fat i
270:29
was very fast i was like i was very fast
270:32
i will say i was very very fast uh i was
270:34
doing like pull-ups every day dude like
270:37
i had a
270:38
not a six-pack but like you know i had
270:41
like a four pack
270:42
i had like a pretty strong four pack
270:44
going on like you could see the veins in
270:46
my arm and [ __ ] like i was doing good
270:50
i can't show you that i have i have a
270:52
shirtless photo of me when i was [ __ ]
270:55
16 17 but i literally
270:57
why would i show you that i could but
271:00
i'm not that the the other thing i'm
271:02
gonna release to the internet it's weird
271:03
i'm gonna show you me as a minor
271:05
shirtless you [ __ ] creepies but that
271:09
was the thing like you know that was the
271:10
thing that i was doing that i could do
271:13
and now
271:16
now i do this what the [ __ ]
271:21
bro
271:22
shut the [ __ ] up uh
271:25
dude i would
271:35
you think that [ __ ]
271:37
16 while i was chasing some dude down to
271:40
tackle him in rugby
271:41
whoa
271:45
maybe i was built for this
271:49
but
271:50
um
271:52
what do you think when i was like what
271:53
do you think when i was you think when i
271:55
was like [ __ ] you know [ __ ]
271:58
when i was fighting when i was tackling
272:00
people when i was [ __ ]
272:03
you know
272:04
where you well you run after the when
272:06
you run after the guys and you you grab
272:08
their legs and you put your head next to
272:10
them
272:12
their waist
272:14
and then you pull on it to get them
272:15
close to you
272:16
and then you fall on the ground together
272:18
have you ever looked at another male and
272:20
felt the need to be submissive and or
272:22
sexually attracted to her
272:25
what
272:28
to well you also said to her
272:31
you but
272:33
i'm gonna assume there's a mistake but
272:34
no
272:35
i don't think i've felt that with
272:37
literally anyone
272:38
who just sees a person who just sees a
272:40
guy
272:42
who just sees a girl and just goes like
272:44
you like i don't know fight
272:46
immediately becomes submissive
272:50
sees woman become becomes
272:52
what do you say
272:54
need to become submissive to her
273:00
uh
273:01
something to the mainland
273:02
oh [ __ ] nine months oh we need a name
273:05
chat i need a name quickly i'm literally
273:07
gonna go with the first name i see first
273:08
name go go go go go name no name name
273:10
for the baby
273:11
name for the nine month baby
273:14
dave it's dave with the baby's dave nice
273:19
baby's dave
273:20
eden holy [ __ ] that is a baby's name
273:24
there's no adult called aidan
273:26
they don't exist
273:28
give it eugene
273:30
that isn't that is a 50 year old man's
273:32
name
273:33
no babe there's like baby names and
273:35
there's
273:36
aiden ross
273:40
okay well there's no one called corey
273:44
bad
273:45
finn are you submissive and breathable i
273:47
am technically the face of submissive
273:48
and breedable
273:54
an interesting thing that i wouldn't
273:56
have thought about twitch chat and after
273:58
like talking to you about your interests
274:00
and what you like when what i do
274:06
is
274:07
more than i more i think i've talked
274:08
about this before but
274:10
more people than like i would have
274:12
guessed
274:16
seem to really like uh the idea that i'd
274:18
be like very dominant but still dressed
274:20
like this you know what i mean
274:22
which is odd you wouldn't think
274:24
that because like i assumed that most
274:27
people think like okay fem boys
274:28
crossdresses
274:30
you know
274:32
i know i don't picture that as like a
274:34
dominant trait i guess
274:36
guys like dominant women
274:38
yeah but i'm not but i'm but i'm not a
274:40
woman
274:42
fanboy dominatrix yeah like that's not a
274:44
thing that i guess makes like uh
274:47
it's not a thing that i imagine would be
274:49
a thing
274:52
anyway
274:54
copium no i'm literally just like i
274:55
didn't think that would be a thing you
274:57
guys are into are you stereotyping
274:58
fanboys yes
275:01
what do you mean
275:02
not to say that not listen not to say
275:04
that predictably
275:06
you know like
275:07
not to say that i'm [ __ ] submissive
275:09
or anything but usually
275:11
dude put some makeup on a wig and a
275:13
dress and a skirt and thigh highs and
275:16
and got about maybe not the most like
275:19
dominant of people
275:21
however
275:23
in my rare case
275:25
i am maybe the most dominant
275:28
the sigma male of the group
275:30
they say
275:32
dan bilzerian looks up to me
275:34
weeps in his bed at night that he can't
275:37
be as [ __ ]
275:38
naturally dominant as i am
275:41
i walk into a room of
275:43
instagram models and you know what
275:46
happens
275:47
they all they'll drop to their knees
275:52
in
275:54
worship in any of
275:57
my
275:58
accomplishments
276:01
in
276:03
yeah
276:07
as soon as i say the word
276:09
the the und the the panties drop dude
276:14
they they drop and a stream of liquid
276:17
stream of water just right out of there
276:19
because
276:21
when women see me
276:24
gushed on they really i really do get
276:26
them going
276:33
i mean you could pull makeup off better
276:35
than uh models [ __ ] yeah
276:39
g dawn dude
276:42
bottom confirmed bro
276:45
oh hi jay schlatt i'm just talking about
276:48
the women i
276:51
that want me
276:53
jace let me ask you a question
276:55
when you walk into a room full of women
276:59
how many
277:00
how many of them
277:03
if at all
277:07
become
277:09
puddles
277:11
puddles
277:13
beneath their waist
277:16
because i would ventured again
277:18
that with you
277:19
none with me
277:23
all
277:25
all women
277:26
there are actually no women watching my
277:28
channel
277:30
and let me tell you why
277:31
there are no
277:33
i can't do this bit anymore
277:35
[ __ ] you've popped up at like the end of
277:36
the bit and i couldn't keep going the
277:38
[ __ ]
277:42
people don't dude okay
277:44
i don't think you quite get the chat i
277:46
was doing pretty [ __ ] well in like in
277:48
i was doing pretty [ __ ] well in high
277:50
school i was like
277:51
people
277:53
a common compliment i would get is like
277:55
look at this strapping young lad mainly
277:57
from my grandma but it still counts
278:00
right like look at this [ __ ] he's
278:02
like he's got broad broad shoulders
278:04
fellow he's like you know he can lift
278:07
heavy things
278:08
you know like i was good i could lift
278:11
good weights
278:12
i could run quick i could tackle people
278:15
in rugby
278:17
i was doing fine and now look at me
278:20
what the [ __ ]
278:24
do look hot and sexy but like is it was
278:26
it a good trade-off
278:28
i want to be able to beat people up man
278:31
i don't know
278:34
maybe i could beat you up maybe in the
278:35
bedroom maybe you could maybe you could
278:38
i don't know
278:43
maybe we could
278:46
maybe we could like
278:54
ah
278:55
i was thirsty god damn
279:00
oh god you know when you [ __ ] drink
279:02
too much sparkling stuff
279:04
anyway ah [ __ ] my knee all right
279:10
god this wig
279:12
i gotta get a new wig man i'm tired
279:15
uh by the way we have 52 on bam request
279:17
oh [ __ ] i gotta do that
279:20
oh [ __ ] yeah i want to do the fight dude
279:22
i've got to do the uh i want to set up a
279:24
google doc for the anonymous viewer
279:26
confessions i don't know how finn's
279:28
natural hoe instincts kick in when
279:30
schlott shows up
279:37
i don't want to hear that i don't want
279:39
to hear that talked about one more
279:41
[ __ ] time
279:45
oh
279:47
sick
279:49
anyway
279:50
um
279:53
sorry i've got to make money somehow
279:54
dude what the [ __ ] i can't lick a
279:55
monster can from the bottom to the top
279:58
what's bad about that
280:01
hold on
280:05
whoops a bit of monster spilled down the
280:07
side of my cam
280:11
is this the point where we discover you
280:13
don't know where your father put your
280:15
bull whip
280:17
i know where the whip is it's up on that
280:20
shelf i think
280:21
uh let me grab
280:25
i guess that was way too much monster to
280:27
spill for the bit
280:29
okay there we go
280:37
i have no bananas that's a lie but i'm
280:39
but they're not like they're they're out
280:41
of date
280:43
it's not going to happen
280:45
you set up a google form like yeah i've
280:47
got i'm going to get verb to do it uh
280:49
i've got to have cut i'm going to get
280:51
the i'm i am going to get you guys like
280:53
the mods to skim through it to just like
280:54
remove the the random spammy [ __ ] stuff
280:57
but
280:58
i'm not gay but at times my penis gets
281:01
slightly erect whenever i see
281:04
i'm not gay but
281:06
what the [ __ ]
281:07
i'm not gay but at times my penis gets
281:10
slightly erect whenever i see a complete
281:12
stranger's penis
281:14
then i immediately go watch porn of a
281:16
woman after i'm done i think to myself
281:18
i'm so disgusted for touching myself and
281:20
feel awful
281:23
all right anonymous viewer confessions
281:25
might be a bad move
281:28
i feel like i was just trauma dumped too
281:31
a bit you know what i mean
281:35
there's there's deeper things at play
281:37
there's deeper things that need to be
281:39
resolved there
281:42
i cut
281:43
listen man
281:45
you're in my stream i think that says
281:46
something as well
281:51
i'm not gay but i dress up as a woman
281:52
for a living
282:05
hello finn i regret to inform you that
282:07
f1nn underscore fan has been banned on
282:10
tick-tock as a result i have decided to
282:12
take an extended break we'll try to keep
282:15
you updated
282:23
[Music]
282:28
[Music]
282:47
do
282:50
[Music]
282:58
hell yeah
283:02
why are you doing this bro i'm [ __ ]
283:04
dude we're five hours into the stream
283:07
he's wasted
283:08
oh
283:11
i feel like maybe
283:15
i feel like maybe
283:17
i should have some lettuce
283:19
i'm feeling in a healthy mood today
283:23
that would be a fun one on stream
283:26
i mean you know
283:30
it'd be kind of fun
283:38
maybe
283:40
maybe
283:40
potentially potentially
283:43
i could
283:44
maybe
283:46
maybe
283:48
confused on it for the rickroll screen
283:50
yeah i know the uh
283:52
maybe it was boring the last time yeah
283:54
you saw the tail end of it though i
283:56
guess
283:57
yeah maybe good point
283:59
um
284:01
hit pads i have headpads dude i'm not
284:03
okay so this outfit doesn't like this is
284:05
one of those things that don't really
284:06
require hip pads because you wouldn't be
284:08
able to tell like hit pads don't go out
284:10
there they'd go out there you can't
284:12
really tell
284:14
if i was wearing a cap
284:16
if i was wearing something like uh like
284:19
i don't know leggings i've worn that
284:21
before like what leggings yeah
284:24
thigh pads that [ __ ] works well
284:27
but um
284:31
not for us not for some random [ __ ]
284:33
skirt
284:34
like struggling thinking
284:36
paul please hold him
284:38
ah
284:46
that felt like i did that too quickly
284:50
did i
284:57
was that fine okay good i'm good i had a
284:59
heard of i had like a [ __ ] mini heart
285:02
attack it was like [ __ ] no one guessed
285:04
what color they were that's like my only
285:06
way to know hold on
285:08
okay no one guessed what color they were
285:10
that's my only way to know
285:12
safe it was close
285:15
like that if you were like my eye level
285:17
that would have been fun which you are
285:19
but like if you were like if you were
285:20
lower than my you you know you'd you
285:23
that would have you'd have seen that
285:28
has marisa's speech impediment rubbed
285:30
off on you you mean the fact that she's
285:31
german
285:33
i'm hoping not because god
285:35
pink with white hearts you think i'm
285:38
way more way more feminine than i am you
285:40
think i'm wearing uh pink with white
285:42
hearts underwear dude hell no oh i see
285:45
anything i was gonna say
285:46
dude
285:48
when you see my underwear it's a big
285:50
thing but whenever you see like [ __ ]
285:52
pokemane or uh what's it called
285:55
pokemon's a bad example when you see
285:56
these random [ __ ] streamers
285:59
with with just a bikini on oh that's
286:01
fine but whenever you when it whenever
286:02
it's mine
286:04
you're like you take screenshots like
286:06
zoomed in to see the pixels man
286:08
i mean
286:11
it is a good compliment but
286:13
come on it's a i
286:16
i appreciate it but i mean
286:18
where's the equality
286:22
when is pokeman showing her underwear
286:25
a different thing she wears like
286:27
leggings all the time you know it's like
286:28
the same you say the same detail it's
286:31
the same
286:32
you're coy about it
286:35
my koi
286:36
i wouldn't have described my personality
286:38
as corey in any way
286:42
i can't even act i can't even act coy
286:46
anyway
286:47
i'm pretty i
286:48
i'll scream into camera you want to see
286:50
my [ __ ] and balls dude
286:52
no way
286:58
ah bikini stream could be fun what the
287:00
[ __ ] could be fun to sue twitch
287:03
if they try to mess it up everyone and
287:05
then when i look at you i want to take
287:07
care of you like the girlfriend i never
287:09
had oh wait you are so precious and i
287:11
would love for you to lay in bed while i
287:13
caress your cheeks and smoke a cigar
287:18
hell yeah
287:19
anyone else [ __ ] rocks
287:22
than overly horny people is tick-tock
287:24
banning all of the fan accounts for you
287:26
that was very good timing yeah what the
287:28
[ __ ] was up with that they they someone
287:31
else donated too while i was doing the
287:32
thing but that yeah what the [ __ ] i
287:33
don't know why they banned that i
287:35
appreciate that a lot my friends gf gave
287:37
me some of her clothes she didn't wear
287:39
and i think my friend follows my eagle
287:42
insta
287:43
my friend jeff gave me some of her
287:44
clothes didn't
287:48
oh you have an e-girl we have an e-girl
287:51
instagram
287:53
link it did why'd you donate under an uh
287:55
anon dude
287:57
why'd you not donate under your under
287:59
your uh instagram name
288:00
i can't look you up and i'd want to
288:04
i'm just going to judge you a little bit
288:06
what's the what's the what's the harm
288:08
i'm just going to judge you come on
288:10
let me do it let me do the judging bro
288:13
let me do some
288:16
i want to do a little bit of i want to
288:17
do a little bit of judging let me do a
288:19
little bit of judging
288:21
anyway
288:24
maybe because you're because you asked
288:27
them to ban those fan accounts what the
288:28
[ __ ] no those accounts do me a good
288:30
advertising service that's sick
288:33
the um
288:34
[ __ ]
288:35
anyway
288:37
i like those accounts they're cool uh
288:40
this one look you just want to look at
288:41
fanboys yeah
288:44
why are you asking like it's a bad thing
288:52
oh i found like the [ __ ] ooh
288:55
i found like the itch spot on my ankle
288:58
you know like a you know like a dog like
289:00
shakes it shakes its leg when you found
289:02
a good spot if i had a leg to shake i do
289:05
have legs but if i did that i'd be doing
289:07
it now this is a good spot that i've
289:08
found to scratch
289:10
nice
289:11
um
289:12
it looks like you're jerking off
289:16
but like it's a good [ __ ] itch to
289:18
scratch too like this is
289:20
nice love your eyeshadow oh thank you
289:24
it's just one color it's just the
289:26
easiest thing i could do
289:29
but thanks the eyeshadow is a very
289:30
really easy bit if you do eyeshadow
289:33
mixed with eyeliner and eyelashes it
289:35
always looks good it always looks good
289:38
it's the [ __ ] the fake eyelashes are
289:39
such a cheat code man
289:42
you look so much more put together it's
289:44
great
289:45
anyway
289:46
um
289:48
i had a thing i was gonna say but i'm so
289:50
[ __ ] tired
289:51
at least like
289:52
energy drained
289:54
i have been messaged by someone
289:56
that you will find interesting
290:01
i have been messaged by someone on
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discord that you may find
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fairly interesting
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the funniest thing about the original f1
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nn5 tundra score fan getting banned
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right as you wanted to do tick-tock
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again is the fact that it at first
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seemed like you just wanted to pass me
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and that was the only way you knew how
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what the funniest thing i've ever
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did
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i haven't posted a tech talk in so long
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what do you mean
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do you think i have a different tick
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tock i haven't posted in [ __ ] years
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or at least ages
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i am confused
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[Music]
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hello oh god hey finn can you judge my
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fam boy insta underscore jessica
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underscore cd yup you look amazing today
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i know
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my guy if you wanted to judge fem boys
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just go to our femboys or any other
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femboy community i feel like i'm gonna
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see naked [ __ ]
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i immediate oh [ __ ] good nails i feel
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like i'm gonna see naked [ __ ]
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you know what i mean
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really [ __ ] cool nails and you also
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have the same heels i have
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so overall
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pretty [ __ ] good
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i can insult nat all day
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i can fight
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i've said sorry i saw i saw a picture of
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nat i was like i can insult you though
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like an insanely popular streamer who is
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attracted to you says it tastes like
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avocado
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thoughts
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who's the streamer that's attracted to
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me and also i've heard that [ __ ] before
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wait
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hold on is jay schlatt still here hey
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jay schlatt remember this joke hey
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a while ago hey do you remember um hey
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do you remember um
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you always
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want to see my [ __ ] and balls
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if i am going to be honest with you like
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you like [ __ ] you like [ __ ] being
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sentimental of course without offending
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anyone who thinks differently from my
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own point of view i would like to say i
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have nothing to say
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thank you
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i come back to this was not expecting
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the wig since you have the long hair now
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yeah good point yeah i haven't did the
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the long hair is [ __ ]
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ugh
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the long hair is rough to put a wig on
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like this is cons like look you see this
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little brambit that's my like hairline
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so i need to like constantly readjust
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the [ __ ] thing and i've not
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i can't i've got too much hair it's like
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pushing it up i can't do it but
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maybe i'll do more at some point
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i don't know
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i'm gonna message schlatt you like [ __ ]
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and balls
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never heard
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that joke
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you like
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[ __ ]
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and balls
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i think you'll like that joke
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i think
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you'd
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like that one
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i think you'd like that one
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uh
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a certain shouter cat has messaged me
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uh do i wanna do it
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let me know whenever you wanna
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game oh
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i do want a game
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what the [ __ ]
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so i i sorry chucks i must be back
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i should game ella yeah
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i should game
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said i pioneered it it's the funniest
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thing i've ever said
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i'd have to agree
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on the top post of all time on our slash
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fam boys it's someone taking a full
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monster can all the way down to the base
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10 out of 10 video what the [ __ ] i
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thought you said it was sfw chat what do
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you mean
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what do you mean
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i'm gonna watch it
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so you're telling me that's on r slash
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fanboys could you spell it out for me
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please
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fem
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not that i'd go there or anything but
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like
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f1 nn underscore fan got banned after
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your last tick tock f1 nn5 underscore
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fan got banned when you posted that
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butterfly knife video that got taken
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down
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oh [ __ ]
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what the [ __ ] four months pogba maybe oh
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maybe they just like they saw me doing a
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shitty thing and they were like oh this
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guy's associated and they banned you
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top of
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all time
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x games mode
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what [ __ ]
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it really was it really was it really
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was that
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nice
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it really was that
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kitty i refuse to talk to you
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holy [ __ ] there was part of me that
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doubted it honestly i didn't think that
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was true
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sorry i need a second kitty i will send
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the key to the box
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soon i'm just kind of waiting until i
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don't have to
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is it go month
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when do i get the box back
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is it
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when when is it that i get the one
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see okay the box opens on the 28th of
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february
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and you know that's a lot of shipping
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time it's quite a lot you know like
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considering it's already the 12th of
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this month
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that's only like a month's time really
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when you when you round it
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and you know imagine like how long it's
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gonna take to get there and then come
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back again
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shipping times maybe to america like
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pretty long
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so
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honestly is it really worth doing
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only because you've not sent them for
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six weeks but is it really worth doing
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at that point you know what i mean
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i don't know
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oh my god
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hold on i've got to get to my new goal
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i've got to get to the top of our slash
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fanboys
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so
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this thing's got to go in my ass
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i could manage
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how did they do this [ __ ] it's so flat
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you know i feel like you need like a
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spike you know to like
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you know you'd need like a spike top of
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it like that right that's what it should
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be
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i don't get how that works any other way
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also this is kind of sharp on the out
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f1 and then i'm 100
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when i see you i think of erotic stuff
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especially whenever you bite your lips
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how can i stop the subscriber you have
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dialed is not in service
297:39
how do i do that
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how do i do that [ __ ] how do you do that
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how do people do it
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the [ __ ] i hate her face i can't i
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don't know i don't get it i'm i'm
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looking up but like i know they look
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like [ __ ] in the middle of their eyes
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and i can't do that
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you already did it the first time let's
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[ __ ] go
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please stop no i refuse to [ __ ]
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shit's cringe
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all of its cringe you either accept it
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or you move on stop being down bad for
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yourself
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what no
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look at the finger in front of your eyes
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nope goofed it hold on can i do that
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that work did that work for a second
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my eyes are watering
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ugh
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i hated that that felt awful
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hey go home
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hey go home you're drunk
298:52
need your need your most girl soaps will
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pay bro
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aren't you soap who the [ __ ] uses soap
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just two months
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wack soap is a dying medium flip a coin
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for me gotta know if i'm dropping out or
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not
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oh [ __ ]
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drop out of school pay my pay my payment
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drop out of school and pay my rent for
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me thanks buddy or alternatively go to
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go learn to program and then get a job
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and then pay my rent for me
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uh
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and then buy me a house
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the
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just good good simp behavior that's what
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i endorse
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give me your grandpa's retirement
299:31
anyway
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dude but on a serious note bars of soap
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kind of dumb sorry kitty dude the liquid
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soap dispenser is so much better like
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bars are soap decoratively sure but like
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it's an unefficient medium and it kind
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of looks bad in your house because you
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get all like gets all muddy and grubby
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you know
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you
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yeah
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[ __ ] this isn't what i became a
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programmer i'm sorry
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uh
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can i buy you health insurance sorry i
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live in a developed country so we just
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don't have that we just
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have we just get it for free
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you know
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like the [ __ ] rest of the world
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god americans
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i stream for five hours i feel like this
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is a pretty good time to call it
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i've um
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i would like [ __ ] i don't know
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i kind of enjoy
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being a stalfo for the brief time i have
300:30
i kind of [ __ ] with the wig and i [ __ ]
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with the fit
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however all good things must come to an
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end
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and i cannot be entertaining for another
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hour
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i
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it's cheaper to buy a house in florida
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than in england at least you'll be able
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to own real guns in the u.s of a it's
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not even it's not even that it's cheaper
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to buy one it's that houses a cheap
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house in florida is so good of a house
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that it doesn't even exist it doesn't
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change soap doesn't wear underwear brown
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marks on chair
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true
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there's [ __ ] everywhere
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dude i
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i saw a so my my friend is buying a if
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you do the tongue and i think i'm gonna
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bust a big one just stop it stop it now
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stop it stop it now
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i don't know what the tongue and knife
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thing is oh i think oh my god i had a
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knife i was like jesus the uh
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manly man my friend's buying a like i
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think a 400 000 house in america in
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florida literally you were saying 400
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000 house in florida
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and
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for
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not it for like
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like in the uk i i looked because i was
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just it makes me so depressed but like
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you need about three million pounds two
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million pounds maybe
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to get a house equivalent to a four
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hundred thousand dollar house in the us
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in in florida
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it's
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absurd like the difference of like real
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estate
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like like the the house
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the house that i like my dream house
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that i want to live in in the uk
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just no one would live in it in the u.s
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it's like
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what you'd get stuck with if you failed
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at life you know what i mean like it's
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just
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[ __ ] it's just there isn't the sort
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of like land for to build houses like
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that you know uk is just small
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florida like
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like the how might this house that i
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live in now would be like
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dude this house that i live in is 600
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square feet right
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which is pretty [ __ ] good but not
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when you realize that in florida the
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same this house cost me
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well i mean again mortgages but like
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this house is worth
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uh
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in dollars
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this house is worth
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370 000
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in the us
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and this is 600 square feet
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dude imagine you walk into america with
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400k or florida with 400k huge
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600 square feet that's small in my
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apartment yeah
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yeah it's bad
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it's not good here man yeah but how easy
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is it to punch a hole in your uk houses
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walls depends on the wall on the
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structural ones not not not easy
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very hard
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uh but then again i don't punch walls
303:32
so not bad
303:34
2 800 square feet is unheard of it would
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be
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2 800 square feet is like what you get
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for about a million pounds in the uk
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in in the in the middle of nowhere like
303:46
a million pounds in the middle of
303:47
nowhere gets you about 2 800 square feet
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so one and a half million dollars
303:53
minimum
303:54
and you'd live in the middle of [ __ ]
303:55
nowhere
303:56
that's the trade-off just
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there's a certain point in every single
304:02
one of my streams whenever i get really
304:03
tired and i get annoyed
304:05
i'll just talk about the [ __ ] housing
304:07
mark in the uk
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we need to stop this because this will
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go on forever and it's not interesting
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yeah it's just me being annoyed anyway
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i'm gonna end it here uh i'm going to
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call this quit here before i get into
304:19
[ __ ] housing market talk
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uh anyway
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i will i will see you
304:26
uh
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good night uh i hope you have enjoyed
304:29
let me know if unr by the way let me
304:31
know on reddit if you're interested in
304:33
uh
304:34
doing some more wigs and [ __ ] is for the
304:36
only one i see lobby is very very
304:39
serious
304:40
he is even more than anyone i'll put you
304:43
on the floor and bend you over till you
304:45
beg for moroccy
304:49
oh [ __ ]
304:51
could someone buy him a house in the usa
304:53
so he can buy real guns and buy me a
304:56
visa i'm going to raid links
304:58
maybe minks can get me a visa oh [ __ ]
305:00
links can get me a visa we'll do that
305:02
anyway boys
305:04
i'll be leaving now
305:06
go into minx's stream if you want to see
305:09
some
305:10
irish content
305:12
but you know she's funny so yeah
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uh
305:17
i will i will see you boys have a good
305:19
one and goodbye wait a second i'll give
305:21
you one nice like fit check
305:24
shoes
305:28
i'll see you
305:38
bye guys