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big [Music]
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later [Music]
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11 months closing on a year of supporting my favorite streamer
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[Music]
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hello there [Music] all right hey boys
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now listen there's a fair chance this just don't work
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i'm not sure though uh by the way sound good all that anyway i don't know let this play out for a
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second but basically marisa is also live there's a ton of people live
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let me see stream may break one of our streams may break i look i i look like a bit of a karen cut a little
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bit you know what i mean anyway hello [ __ ] hell thanks for the [ __ ] tips oh i want to play some minecraft today
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we broke marisa's stream already oh no did the stream go to [ __ ] i'm not sure what we can do
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if um [Music] i'm not entirely sure what's going to happen someone's got to update me
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but i don't know the epic is a bit yeah that's swagger hold on swagger schlatt all the above all those goblins anyway
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he's backboarding i'm going to try it if this stream doesn't work out you know what it doesn't work out i'm going to let marisa do a thing
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uh but maurice is staying with me right now let me see her stream real quick
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no her seems fine okay sick anyway all right [ __ ] it it's good uh my my upload speaking deal
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wait a second i need to deal with something i need to deal with the thing that can't stay in
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the stream for any longer
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17 months ago i lost my knife and looking to buy a new one did anyone see a foundation
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hold up oh my god i'm so not used to [ __ ] headphones oh god 20 months right too long do you read chat of
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course i do anyway i want to play some minecraft i haven't played minecraft in a very long time and the thing is
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my god messing around with the mods and stuff i i love this [ __ ] it's my cup of tea
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anyway and it launched about 25 minutes ago so i'm always late let me see if i can even
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let's see if this works craft let me turn it on to game capture only
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this may oh no wait hold on or oh i can do this wait another this works this works this is fine okay
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let's see if i can do it am i whitelisted yet
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[ __ ] five-month punk [ __ ] okay slight delay
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do i look like an insane person oh let me poke the channel and see if i can get a whitelist
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help me i can't get on
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all right so yeah uh maurice do you remember the epic you look insane okay thank you i don't have a hairbrush this [ __ ] stop
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steals every single one of them i've got this terrible one 20 minutes this rips my hair out so i apologize if
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i go balding later but you always do
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when do i not like five months five years look how long my [ __ ] hair is now i've started doing this thing
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where i like when i dry my hair i like put it in the brush and i dry it like that and it gets like straight
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so i don't need to straighten my hair which i think is a good thing please do the thing from the mod discord i don't
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know what it is i haven't checked it and i don't want to pause the stream to go to read it am i whitelisted on this one no
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okay yeah we haven't uh they haven't left letters on yet god knows why or well i
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mean i know why it's because i didn't tell them my username i first found you during the blame them i told them my
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username like 10 minutes ago
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i don't check the [ __ ] i don't check what's going on man i'm gonna put a message in uh reese's
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chat tell trevor to let me on thanks finn for letting us know you were going to stream beforehand smile
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okay maybe you should check nah i couldn't i'm still on my listing
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usa why bro this is all right let me show you what i've
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been making though [ __ ] it i've been making stuff so i've i've been told i can't i don't
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want to be like i don't want to be a dick this season right i don't want to show i don't want to show up there and
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just [ __ ] destroy everyone with my in with my knowledge but
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not gonna lie i'm kind of set up too look what i built so this isn't the server this is my like
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test runs and everything this is what i've been working on like uh i i spent a couple hours and did this before
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so i made an automatic iron generator that's really really compact and it also generates sand and [ __ ] because i'm a
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i'm stupid anyway but looky here it auto-generates
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where is it it auto-generates iron nuggets which then get get made into iron bars which then gets put into
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this system and makes iron blocks and it does it all from just [ __ ] cobblestone also i made this hold on
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a [ __ ] elevator look at that i'm so smart this is all the modded stuff that i've been just
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[ __ ] around going back to someone else's stream chat be weird
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[Laughter] true another channel baby oh wait
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how do i clean the what the [ __ ] how do i important question important knife question how the [ __ ] do i clean
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all the gamer gunk out of my spider coat streams the bro
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jk all love here smile the point is that you never do the gamer gunk increases
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its performance gaming it's lubricant wait what are you talking about when you
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say game because i feel like i'm talking about different things when we say gamergunk i'm still not
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whitelisted what the [ __ ] trevor trevor
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what the hell oh wait help me
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okay hold on i'm trying i think i'm gonna be able to get on everyone's [ __ ] right also
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there's a bunch of there's mods that i don't know how to use like i don't know let me go into my creative
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world real quick there's a mod for voice chat which changed i don't know how to use it
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i'm hoping someone in chat can help me how are you today what have you been up to tell us man
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um oh i mean [ __ ] i've just been recording minecraft usually i've been recording minecraft videos and uh
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i've been in a bunch of meetings again okay i'll use this time to talk to you about general stuff
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oh like bludge said we involved a lot of our times for the thing you didn't
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bother to check even though you spoke in there guess we are on strike until you start caring about your stream smile
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have fun modding it solo i've done it it ain't fun smile oop okay i'm on apparently
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done modding it solo no switching to minecraft camera mode so it's still a
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rose stream what do you mean minecraft camera mode oh you mean hold on wait i i have got
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something like that set up hold on let me like not show you my like uh what's it called i think i did it well
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now our child is you mean this is the name of our child bee you're about to hike up
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watch this there we go it's the minecraft stream again
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do you like is this what you wanted do you want minecraft gamer boy oh [ __ ]
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gamer boy i'm gonna be a minecraft gamer boy you want this is this what you want [ __ ] go back no no no that's this is
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what you wanted this is chat this is what you wanted right i'm a gamer
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okay let me jump on i think i'm allowed on you don't want gamer boy
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this is what you get i'm in gamer boy mode i don't know let's see no we want rose no don't care i'm so
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[ __ ] hungry i could eat some ass [Music] all right
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so we're done gaming until finn cave's in what the [ __ ] was that
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[Music] okay i need to use that i need to figure out how to use the [ __ ]
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i need to figure out how to use the mic i don't know how it says it's set up to okay look someone might be able to tell
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me uh it's this thing simple voice chat and i don't know how
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to do i i don't know how to do it i know that i could probably figure it
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out but i don't know how to do it i'm gonna say like wait hold on
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[Music] okay
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okay let's see second tries the charm
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i'm gonna keep the get oh no [ __ ] fine we'll switch to this but i look
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worse now my hair only put on a rose outfit please and thank you clear seven ler no
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i rip [ __ ] what the hell thank you for the 4 000 bits and i refuse to my game's [ __ ] crashing
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oh my god it crashed
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what out of memory been playing minecraft no
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rose today i've never even seen this what do i even do about that i have like
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64 gigabytes of ram how did i [ __ ] it what
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what do i do potato computer bro i've got a lava i got a 30 90 dude i can now
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drink alcohol in the usa [Laughter] alkeyhole
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alkeyhole okay i'm going to try that one more time what the [ __ ] they let me on the first time
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restart computer i refuse to allocate more rap bro
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oh no okay i thought i thought it broke the thing rose is trapped in the basement again uh i think i'm gonna book the pho
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i'm gonna book the uh eyelash appointment soon this thing's gonna break i can feel it i
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can feel it in my bones it's gonna break holy [ __ ] you need to restart it
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wait no you need to edit the launcher [ __ ] soon yes because i asked millie about it so
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i'm just waiting on when she has a time free i it's gone it's [ __ ] broken you
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can't see it but my mouse has the loading screen again oh [ __ ] okay
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let's edit the minecraft launch the [ __ ] i joined fine why would it be not working
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modern mc needs a lot more memory yeah but like what when did you get banned from the us bro
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like uh i got banned years ago now i mean i'm not okay band's
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a strong word but this game mode is true this game's just look this doesn't even exist anymore the
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program is closed but it's still open oh task manager's broken
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i i just broke task manager oh my
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[ __ ] we're going down boys okay i'm dedicating more ram i think
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oh it's got two gigs of ram it can use let's set that to like six
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it's just changing that first number right hold on
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i believe it's just changing this like first number wait can i just like yeah it's just changing like this number right
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i hear marisa coming upstairs [ __ ] hello
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hello i'm being told your stream doesn't work what what do you mean my viewers are telling
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me to help you i no my minecraft just broke it but i'm good
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nice suit by the way
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why is it 15 months old it's not mirrored it's not married look it says it's you can read stuff
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i can swap to my gamerboy thing my gamerboy setup see gamer
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but it's it's not i need one string please what what i can't my sister has
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an emotional support ziggy i wanted to call it scrotum since
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oh get the point
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nearly two years of watching your streams and today i finally started hrt
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thanks for helping crack my egg rolls hell yeah you're welcome
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i'm with us i crack people's eggs with a sledgehammer in the health channel there's a
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folder that michael put in that you add the emotes to the emote folder hold on hold on
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i'm running away from spawn what the [ __ ] a pleasure to see you streaming modded
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mc let me know if you need any assistance with any mods
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oh i think we did it it's a good thing she's pretty even when
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she's a gamer gremlin yes
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okay you see that microphone in the bottom corner
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what the [ __ ] was that hey ted are you live
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no because i don't have anything set up
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ted listen man you made a promise the other day on my stream
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you made a promise the other day that you would go live and what happened you didn't go live that's not what happened
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buddy boy it's exactly what happened use the power of me being on your stream
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right there you're hosting it's whatever and you're like oh i'm gonna i'm gonna do a little prank i'm gonna do a little
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prank on my my friend ted and then you went and you and you said to the whole world that i was streaming today well
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you told me you were gonna stream it's been 367 days now i don't think either of
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them are streaming i think they're just talking to each other like that i don't think either of them are doing
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anything i don't know why the [ __ ] i get to see you streaming i don't know who the [ __ ] they're trying to entertain you need any
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assistance with any mods uh this just has created some good luck
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guys all right good luck hey jaden hi finn hey trevor
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hey kermit my sister has an emotional support animal skinny pig called ziggy i wanted
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to call it scrotum since you get the point [ __ ]
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what the [ __ ] 15 months [Laughter]
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yeah but if you oh my [ __ ] god oh god there's the chat this is the punishment
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i think the mods were right it was outfit i think the mods were right i might need mods
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yeah a little bit we want finn playing minecraft no rose today hell yeah i want to play minecraft i
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want to have some fun i could always just not stream because i didn't i wasn't gonna stream because i hadn't prepared for it but i
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was just like ah [ __ ] it i may as well i just took a shower i was going to record a minecraft video i mean
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like it's already going to just jump on here and for a bit and see what's going on how is every [ __ ] tree is chopped
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down 187 for the germans
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i don't know what that means this is going to be [ __ ] dangerous
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you are the one real trevor tree hello buddy why the hell who the
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[ __ ] does this i don't like people the people of this smp are dumb i will say
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there's only one smart one and it's uh swagger souls uh everyone else besides him is stupid
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this is the longest break in the middle of a girl month yet very true new year's kind of did that hello there
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[Music] i think i've got two options right i can either
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have a stream explaining all the [ __ ] that i'm doing and it i will warn you all the [ __ ] that
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i've been doing is boring as [ __ ] um but i could i will mod for you king
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tung kick is that emerald
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what does that [ __ ] just spawn now like on the surface
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yes why does that happen is that everything what the [ __ ] okay i'm getting a free emerald bro what
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the hell i think my old faction are here hey
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buddies okay all right
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emerald spawn and mountain biomes as a recent mc update what the hell i didn't know that was the thing
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i [ __ ] with that now i can find emeralds a bit easier in all fairness i'm just gonna set up my aim is to set up a villager trading
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hall but as i said with the people on this server being uh dumb and stupid
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um my main goal is to help them i want to create i've i've had a lot of thunks about this
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and i think i can be a force for good for this time too long since i gave you
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money so here you go hello thank you for the thank you for
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the money oh [ __ ] ishko holy [ __ ] hello what the [ __ ] oh yeah it's been a while hey man
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how you been would pick his best idea to use wood tools hell no i aimed dude there's a
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couple mods on here there's create mod and something called aqua something aqua fishing it's just a
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fishing update and they've got a bunch of cool [ __ ] that's better than diamond i think let
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me see yeah neptune i'm not okay let's see let's the chess plays eight and two the
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sword is 10 and 1.6 what's another right ah yeah okay it's better than netherrite
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so it's pretty [ __ ] good but it's rare as all hell baby and you need to fish for it and i i don't know how to do
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that i know how to farm [ __ ] i can use create mod to just i can use create mod to automatically
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mine for me but i can't use it to like fish i don't think that i don't know
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what's on break yeah there was um i mean i don't know what what you i know there
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was something in the mod chat but i don't think it's like relevant so i'm assuming they mean
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something else in which case i haven't seen it let me see all right i'll i'll check the
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mod chat and i'll see if it was the thing months punk
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let's see all right you know what [ __ ] it hold on one sec let me go and try and find this thing because if it's the thing that i
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mean i i don't know what i can do about it at all but if it's something else then i want
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to read it alright one minute i'm gonna brb my god [ __ ] my hair i look like an insane person
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one minute
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[Music]
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so [Music]
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nope [Music]
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do
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[Music]
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do [Music]
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do
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do [Music]
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hey yo anyone having fun on the ncp server [Music]
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so [Music]
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do [Music]
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all right i think i ended the revolt jesus christ
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okay oh jesus christ man
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all right i'll play minecraft [Music]
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yeah my job promised us wi-fi several months ago but it never came which is
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why i wasn't able to watch the streams for like half a year hope you're doing well
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[ __ ] me hold on hello oh yeah i'm doing great
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look into my eyes i just showered man i should be like peak like
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peak looking good and i look awful anyway it's because of this shitty hair brush i'm blaming that
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anyway i had to uh quickly uh end the revolt i gotta hire a person for this video i feel like like he is
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okay rose you look ill oh [ __ ] have we reached that point have we reached that point of like i don't
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wear makeup and now i look sick like i get comments like that therefore shower her true no makeup
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today no play the mods yeah um
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so being conscious just i love your minecraft videos even if i don't
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i think yeah a lot of it can just be solved with mine like the amount of uh [ __ ]
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what's it called it's not stream mods or anything like that they have a very fair point um but basically like dude i think
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everyone involved i don't know uh everyone involved in uh what i do that i need help with ideal
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i i spend so much of my time just talking to them and making sure stuff gets done and i kind of neglected
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to do the same thing with the mod team um so it might be worth just hiring them um
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and also make maybe getting a staff manager because bro i feel like 90 of my whole day is
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just talking to like [ __ ] uh editors and editors and [ __ ] like that then just oh
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you need a manager what shall we name our child well hey
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don't worry holy [ __ ] nine months today what should we name our child
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[ __ ] i need another child name
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paying the mods and also the child support that i owe to like a few thousand people
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tab yeah i know i thought we were done tab i thought that was kind of just the done with thing when uh you texted me
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and i was like okay sure let's do that and then i thought it was done so i didn't know what the [ __ ] was going on
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so i was just like sick done i just thought you'd have handled it but i didn't get any i didn't get a message
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after that so i was just like okay everything's good it was a strong hairline and those nice nails
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love your content should have done yellow ones it would have matched the hoodie okay
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time for minecraft
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can you hear that holy [ __ ] did you hear that marisa just screaming downstairs
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what the [ __ ]
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what the hell okay that's so [ __ ] loud oh she's talking in chat trevor please wait
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hold on should i actually move it up here so it's like a game well oh wait should i actually just keep this one
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but not flip it like this so it's flipped the other way suck
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transform what
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the [ __ ] should i just keep it like this what about this is this better i feel like this is better now you can actually
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see chat okay all right
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we'll keep it like this all right when i get my where's the where's the [ __ ] emerald did someone steal the
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emerald no one steal the emerald it's my [ __ ] emerald let's go okay
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all right i need a ton [ __ ] me that's a lot of people i need a [ __ ] ton of iron
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that's kind of the main thing with create mod oh [ __ ] it's lagging that's kind of the main thing with
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create mod is iron is like your biggest necessity what the hell
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okay yeah nice
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[Music] shouldn't you be doing makeup rather than gaming [ __ ] no this is gamer boy
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hours i don't want to do i don't want to i don't want to interact with feminine related things strike is over thank you
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the spammer and chat for being insufferable and showing to finn why it's important to have mods for 2k
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people please welcome the new mods and be nice i believe you modded the whole list so that you have six new mods
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indeed i added six new mods to the team the uh staff conducted interviews
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and i've uh i've appointed them i've narrowed them down into just the
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cream of the crop the very best community has to offer and uh
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we will see welcome new ones oh yeah uh all right
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the i've got way too much coal i think i was just mindlessly going what's my [ __ ] crafting table all right
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i want to create a thing so my idea is that i want to create the uh the finster's femboy food foundation
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uh it needs to be getting food sucks like i
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it's a it's a multiplayer service so every mob is immediately dead like there's not a single cow running around
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[ __ ] nothing it's all dead there's no trees or there's trees but they're shitty oh there's a piece of sugarcane
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what the [ __ ] is going on over there that's swaggers i want to see
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i want to see what they're doing i'm going to steal some food i need my precious [ __ ] gravity devil
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all right what is going on
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[ __ ] 1.18 man clear it [ __ ] just drops off like that what the hell
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i need a bucket of water i feel like 21 months let's go can't wait for 22.
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what is going on it's jay schlatt over there as well
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i've got a feeling that schlatt what the [ __ ] is going on what are they planning
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what are they planning this crafty [ __ ] um
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i don't know about that i want to set it oh [ __ ] i need food this is what i mean hello food this is what i mean food is
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annoying as hell to get also i need an area i need like a place that i can set up shop
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i don't want i can create little temporary bases for a bit but like i want to i want a proper area
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thank you oh hi hi hi
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hi why are you here i was in a cave and now i'm no longer in a cave wow have you got much to show for
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it do you have stuff iron nice me too baby you want to smelt some
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with me i got coal oh sure why not yeah all right
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i need food do you have any food do you have a food buddy i don't i i in fact have no i have flowers what you see you
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to me i'm sorry i'll try better next time you should
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i i should have not i'll meet spinster and i think and not to give you food i don't know that's the tax you pay so i've i've got
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an idea i am going to set up a food farm i feel like because getting food sucks every mob is dead everything was killed
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in immediately swagger souls in schlatt have gone off that way by the way if you
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want to venture to figure out something like over that hilltop over there i think
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yeah i think they might be up to no good if i had to guess from last time i know they're up to no good i don't believe that that man can redeem himself after
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last season yeah i don't i don't know i'll i have my suspicions yeah he's a bit suss
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get get out get out of my get out of my car i'll leave okay i'm getting anything okay i'm iron leaving
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all right i'll see ya these some people said that to my face
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right in front of me he left me too iron
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scammed idiot
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[ __ ] god dammit this guy anyway i need an area i need an area that i can
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i need an area that i can stay in um there's proximity voice chat just in
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case you hadn't quite figured that one out yet i or i heard it already ate all my
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chicken supply this is not good [ __ ] i don't see any mobs either
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i don't have to make a wheat farm man i don't see any villages
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i'm am i screwed dude do i need to make a goddamn wheat farm
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time to make a farm yeah what do i oh fishing that's a [ __ ] good idea
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i didn't think about fishing oh someone's been here someone's mined this cave already okay i'm gonna go make my uh i'm gonna make
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an iron pick though i want that oh there's a guy there michael i want to make myself my uh my
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iron pick so i can go grab myself some some of that emerald wait where was it
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[ __ ] where was it no my emerald i need to where is my
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emerald [ __ ] i think it was over that way okay i want to make a bucket of water first
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big mountain that's what i thunk okay i'm gonna make myself a bucket of water so i don't like die from fall damage i'm gonna mlg
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clutch every single time look at this area this is nice it's not super near spawn though and i
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kind of want to be a bit near spawn i want to i want it to be easy to get to you know
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finn moore on what's called how is it going secret
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really good how long before oh [ __ ] what is this how long before finn dies i'm not gonna die
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this entire season [ __ ] it oh my god i hear her
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don't give me that secret [ __ ] press f5 press f5 f3 f3 you want me to press f5
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f3 just i'll press f5
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i'm leaving this area though yeah but let's meet up i don't wanna i got my shield you're right next to me
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we've already met up i got my [ __ ] let's do it
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all together what is it minus 580 i think so okay don't go away i'll be there in a second
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i'm gonna run away i'm gonna run away
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one freezer here wow
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i'm gonna hide away hold on
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okay i want my [ __ ] emerald no one's getting my emerald she just wants to
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come over here so she's still my [ __ ] my emerald let's go i found my remember
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yes let's go i got a new recipe i can now craft an emerald what
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oh never mind i can craft an emerald block apparently [ __ ] go i hate this crafting table
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i still need food and there's no food there's pumpkins but i don't actually know how to eat i don't know how to make
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pumpkin pie what is that oh there's another emerald
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yes oh [ __ ] i'm already out of food no
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no please not [ __ ] now hold on wait can i
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oh please can i like help me out buddy there we go
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[ __ ] dude this is the worst part of 1.18
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is that death trap of a snow biome good lord okay i'm making i'm making a
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i'm gonna make a wheat farm oh [ __ ] it's gonna take too long do i wanna bet [ __ ] how do i live
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through this everyone else has got all the food finn respectfully die oh everyone
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betting against me to die oh yeah i see that got you excited huh no i'm not gonna die
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just go to water and kill fish oh well that's a good idea but there's no river there's a that's a that's gotta be a
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river right that looks they only spawn in river biomes they don't spawn in just bodies of water oh
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yeah sheesh hi sis i hope you are doing well very pretty today i could have
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sworn that was ruby but i know ruby isn't a 12 month sub
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thank you [ __ ] yeah i i mean in all fairness i'm not looking to look pretty i'm looking
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to look deranged as i usually do come on fish please please be a fish
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that's a squid what is that a fish i see one fish in there oh hey buddy
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oh you're screwed come on let me like what are you
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cop oh [ __ ] can i eat it raw oh [ __ ] not very
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okay i don't wanna i can't really survive off a diet of sushi oh it drops bone meal
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oh you're dead okay i don't okay let's kill you i'm gonna cook you
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up what are you that one was a a gar and a blue guilt i don't give a [ __ ] your d
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okay i need to craft these things up into edible food all right
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what what
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what what what
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what are they not edible are like you can't cook them you're [ __ ] kidding me
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i'm gonna get like half a heart of hunger from this [ __ ] what what are you doing
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oh hello i need food dealing with the fish stuff also hello hello i can't cook no damn fish
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not there i can't cook no damn fish they don't
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cook yeah smoke them you gotta smoke them yeah
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i was i wasn't pushed to talking my bad yeah no it was uh you have to make a knife put it in the crafting table and
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fillet them and then cook them oh okay i can do that i just i just dealt with the panic as i was about to die so
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why do you die actually here on this difficulty from hunger i don't know oh this is cool
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oh yeah i've made a knife would you like to make some fish i'm good on fit i'm good on food for now
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all right i'm heading back but good to see you guys i'll see you around goodbye eddie
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how do i do a backflip hey have you watched arcane and if so when
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is the victor cosplay because you look weak and lanky already stickman never seen protein
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[ __ ] you dude [ __ ] you i haven't seen arcade wait frieza you play league of legends or you
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know league of legends i didn't watch arcane i don't really care oh [ __ ] but you know what the characters are are
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they characters from league of legends yeah most of them oh
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i can't be i honestly i can't even pretend to be interested i do not care about [ __ ] because it has nothing to
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do with the actual league of legends except the characters it's not canon so the lore it's a completely original story you don't need to play league four
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for it i still don't like it okay i'm gonna go kill a fight oh you're all dead you're all dead you're all dead you're
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all dead you're okay i'd love to kill them but i can't find them
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you crafty [ __ ] okay there we go i got a lot of fish they they they uh they turn into quite a lot of uh
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quite a lot of fillet so i'm i'm i'm feeling pretty good hey you got an iron pick well done congratulations i'm
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becoming a real gamer hold on let me put this part it was to get the transfer because i need two string and they have
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they don't have knights on this server they don't have what they don't have nights like sleeping
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like if one person sleeps it's immediately daytime and we're like 50. oh okay so it's okay fair enough so it's
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never going to be night time but we can always make like a mob farm we just need to find a sheep though as well
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eventually i mean i have all night tonight i'm at your house you know that much indeed
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is it quiet foreign is risa like really quiet
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yeah i can't this is the problem i my voice seems to be [ __ ] up because some people don't even hear me they don't even respond
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oh that's shitty yeah she is sorry i turned it up but if i if i'm quieter than the other and like any other persons let me
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know because i can turn it up you are quiet also wait can i test a thing can you jump in the water i want to see if
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it does the thing razer yeah yeah is this louder a little bit
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hello oh i'm under the water
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please don't die i'm gonna need you i will eat your food after you die just so you know
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okay i think
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what what how did you make awkward do you
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how did he make this entire house without us noticing oh it was here it was here beforehand i didn't quick build
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it okay i need to move it because it's a little dirt house yeah i thought it was
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just a mound what the [ __ ] oh what they're like muffles yeah the
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caves also have like an echo to it um i want to try it
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oh no move run it's him it's him it's him hey dude i like this guy
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hey everybody it's me it's him i know you what's up are you on piss spot again or have you given up
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that life oh i'm not on pissbot i i'm at the hundred thieves compound are you
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i don't have i don't have piss bot enabled here they'd kick me out can you get them to the cash app con compound i think you're
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really supposed to say that i'm at the co i'm at the compound can you get them to cash out me some cash app no no no i
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can't say it because the company i own is sponsored by another fighter
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okay that's not good i just threw it on uh then you know are you are you streaming right now then i'm
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assuming yeah i'm live so maybe i shouldn't just be just throwing brands around
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no it's fine i'm on my alt okay good then it doesn't count
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yeah nothing counts on the alt i can do whatever i want ready that's good
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what does he mean ready what did he say ready yeah is it something on on stream because [Laughter]
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just kidding he's gonna say he's gonna say something minecraft
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people on twitter wouldn't like the more slurs we say the more articles we get written which is good for getting verified
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yeah about that flat where'd he go he's just run away
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what the [ __ ] okay i need to move area uh i need to i want to find an area to put my permanent homestead and i i've
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got no idea we're living together right i assume yes but we need to find an area for it i've
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got now we've got food kind of sorted and we can run around for a bit we should definitely figure out where
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we're gonna look i jaden ross and i think someone else wanted to do a
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tribe and i agreed to like tribe with them so we can build our house near them okay
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that's fine i'm gonna make a bit of an a large area though yeah yeah we can take there's no one
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where they are okay i'm gonna kill a bunch more fish
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oh my god you what is that what the [ __ ] is that thing what was that oh i need to
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know what that is hold on that's a whole new thing to me
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is it zinc i'm gonna assume it's sync if it's zinc it's hella good we need it
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it was zinc okay so we found okay that's what zinc looks like so zinc and copper and stuff is actually really useful on
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this because of the create mod so we need a lot of that and we're gonna
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need a lot of iron a lot of andesite lot of zinc a lot of copper diamond is kind of practically useless
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you can make any machine you want without any like expensive material but you just need a lot of cheap material
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ben yes you can hear me hold on
51:42
i'm killing creatures what where are you i'm here i'm just making sure if my voice works
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yes sometimes it doesn't um there i i was in a mine earlier and i
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got a stone it's called it's a new stone it's called drip stone yeah the stag plates
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me and my where's the cave here there's a cave nearby i want to try out the echoey thing
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i know there's a cave somewhere around here i just don't remember where
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not there what the [ __ ] there's like one small one over here
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f1 nn5t peg champ f1 and n5 f1 and m5 i'm online champ f1 and m5t
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peg champ f1 and n5t pegasus m5t peg champ f1 and n5t
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i hate my [ __ ] name bro no one can read it right [Music] text to speech doesn't know what's going
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on okay what okay so minnows just don't count i've
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gotta do i have to cook minnows separately no what
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how do i get what can i do with minnow [ __ ] nothing i compost them they're
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literal just trash fish literal trash fish bro
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this sucks she took my [ __ ] coal rizza rosa took all my [ __ ] call i had 40
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coal razor
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finn i lost you chords i'm by the f reason
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you razer you took all my [ __ ] coal give me my [ __ ] call yeah because i
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thought we were moving on no give me my [ __ ] coal thank you you don't need to swear you little piss my pissed little [ __ ] you gave me half
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my call god damn it little boy pete little you're literally a boy toy you're literally my boy toy
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your little [ __ ] boy [ __ ] like little boy [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] stuck in my [ __ ] following my sperm
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go and do some cooking [ __ ] like you do in the house for me
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that's awfully uh offensive it's misogynistic
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misogynistic it's massage i'm not gonna say anything but i like to um
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i like to describe myself as a trans-inclusive radical misogynist
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trans-inclusive radical misogynist what does that even mean what are your political ideology
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um i like trans women trans women are women but i'm an incredibly sexist you like so you only like translation
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i'm not women sexist towards women including trans women no no
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that's just misogynistic no misogynistic could be transphobic if you don't
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include trans women trans women and then i'm also misogynistic wow
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yeah you don't want to be misogynistic without including trans women because then that would be that's transphobia yeah exactly we're just trying to be
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worse than sexism yes
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agreed mm-hmm that's what i think look
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wow how do you do that b [ __ ] how many times
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you can actually put your own [ __ ] you can download emods and [ __ ]
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that's the stupidest animation i've ever seen this is so slow i don't
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wanna do it i oop i want to see what else there is hey edster how do you do it
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uh b wait i'm just seeing
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a bunch of you gotta like press bottom right there where it says
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i'm going to leave i'll tell them where i went later i want my alone time i like my alone time playing minecraft
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do the can you do the default fortnight dance oh there's surely you can
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no really you can't there's no [ __ ] fortnite dance
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you've got to be able to download the fortnite dance i can i can uh kick
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nice uh okay [ __ ] hell this is so stupid all
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right i think i want to go to not here i really hate the way the grass looks around this area it looks shitty
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literally i don't like it any it's i like the greener areas like that oh that's a cool mountain
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that's a cool mountain i kind of want like an area i don't have to like commit deforestation
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though whoa there was the there's the [ __ ] cave hey buddy okay let's not fall there
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okay i'll let marisa know where i've went later okay
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dark oak forest oh yeah dark oak forest the grass 10 out of 10 the blocks you get from it hell yeah oh someone's we
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farm hope no one's around to see me take all the wheat from this person's wheat farm
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hope nobody's around
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hi chat someone have a good stream today who's this guy always william osman and ted
57:57
while cooking food or something please read the discord dm i just sent you
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okay uh how was your birthday it was good uh we went you've been to all seasons
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right those guys are suspicious i can't tell if they're with swagger souls or not
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this area is really nice we had a we had a problem last time with ted about area
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and area disputes i don't want to have that issue again so i'm going to need to figure out like
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some other place to be i'm not shh okay i think i can tell what snow's real
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and what snow's fake by the shadows it casts so i'm just gonna like only stick to where i know it's not
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gonna sink me in okay big us dirt tower i'm guessing that's spawn
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yeah that's definitely spawn what the [ __ ] are you oh it's a horse can i ride you
58:57
let me on let me on oh there's another horse white horse of the black horse which one should i do
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chat which one is the which one should i do white horse or black horse which one should i tame now remember if you pick
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wrong you're racist just so you know just so you know you don't want to be
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wow a lot of white lot of lot of a lot of you guys sang white interesting
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that's um [Music] that's awful telling chant the brown one
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finally someone gives me the correct answer because uh i don't want to be um
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because uh there are no uh
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there there are there is it it cannot be racist there are no there are only white and black people there are no brown
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people so this one's fine this is the neutral middle ground the red one where's the [ __ ] red one
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that one oh that was so easy okay now i just need to
1:00:01
saddle can i make a saddle saddle i can't ah [ __ ] okay i can't craft it i
1:00:07
need to find one but that guy's my guy this is my guy hell yeah i've tamed one up
1:00:13
hello goodbye what the hell that guy was mimicking my
1:00:18
british accent i'm doing it thank you god maurice has
1:00:24
found me again all right in fact let me explore whether i want to know where we should build
1:00:31
you you get a loom which is um you need to get a banner which you make like a shield except with wool like
1:00:37
a sign except with wool and you can draw patterns on it if you put it into a loop whoa this is cool
1:00:46
if you just look i guess yeah you can just look it up i guess
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yeah i'm available to make loom tutorials finn what are you doing i want to see the echoes hello
1:00:59
hey i have a question where do you want to build i don't know yet hey also maybe
1:01:09
uh have these guys claim this little area over here because this is by definitely the best area
1:01:16
this is where i was gonna build it originally this place looks epic i wanna build like
1:01:24
over here i think we could i could lay claim to this area
1:01:29
this looks cool what about that
1:01:34
oh i like i like the idea of that like just this whole cliff side sort of thing like above it
1:01:44
i like that chad what do you think steal their land hell yes
1:01:50
oh it's right by spruce as well this could be big th this is this has got to be the one
1:01:57
this has got to be the one this is it i'm going to claim the cliff side like tony stark
1:02:06
gonna be tony they're gonna call me mr iron man
1:02:11
i'm gonna create a bunch of cool stuff you know like uh in the in the in the show in the in the movie there's iron
1:02:18
man he starts out making weapons and then he starts like being charitable that's gonna be me that's that's what i think i want to do
1:02:24
i need stuff what the [ __ ] i need a way to get like materials so
1:02:29
see this this is definitely the bad snow because there's no lighting see i knew it i knew it i knew it
1:02:37
this is the this is what how you can tell it looks too bright anyway minecraft hasn't done their what's it
1:02:42
called is this the raw one no fish okay what should i build there
1:02:49
okay what should i build what should i build for it
1:02:54
i could build like towers and stuff going up or i could build this big like i could build something connected to the
1:02:59
mountain or go inside the mountain what do you think hmm
1:03:07
there's an igloo and see how that snow looks different to the rest of it like that snow looks
1:03:13
different that snow looks different that snow looks different yeah inside and sticking out the mountain
1:03:22
the hobby hole okay
1:03:27
this is the bad snow yeah okay at least oh no okay
1:03:32
at least i know i thought okay the only downside is going to be i need
1:03:39
to get rid of all this shitty like sand uh quicksand snow
1:03:45
and i also want to collect a bunch of spruce so this is going to really suck
1:03:52
this is safe never mind how about a giant tree house and at the
1:03:57
center the trunk goes into a secret cave for your inventions
1:04:05
that's kind of dope i [ __ ] with that idea that looks like safe snow
1:04:11
i was right let's go okay hmm
1:04:18
a princess castle a princess castle thanks chat that's so good big house on a cliff with a balcony
1:04:24
yeah i want to make it like a an area for it
1:04:33
i'm not the biggest builder on earth marisa usually did a lot of the building before
1:04:39
but this is a good view i could i could get used to this view like out here this looks quite nice
1:04:45
especially that man looks really cool [Music] hmm
1:04:50
just get leather boots you can walk on the snow with it bro i can't even find a
1:04:55
cow there's nothing can i craft these in any other way can i get leather any other way rabbits
1:05:03
no [ __ ] okay unless i find a cow somehow i'm i'm [ __ ]
1:05:09
oh this is a bit of lava okay has anyone gone into the nether yet
1:05:15
i don't think anyone's gone into the nether yet should i go into the nether
1:05:20
i could totally go into the nether with what i have porter right there
1:05:26
hmm kill horse forever no not the hor why you all saying kill the horse
1:05:31
the poor [ __ ] horse it was my friend i made a friend for life and you want me to murder him in
1:05:37
cold blood just because like you want me to have some fashionable boots
1:05:44
all right oh cool cave okay i want to set up something first though
1:05:50
let me set up like a bit of a uh let me set up a bit of like area
1:05:56
it's going to be add a cobblestone for it
1:06:01
[ __ ] no the other horses
1:06:06
oh the ones that wouldn't let me be friends
1:06:12
with them again psychopathic but good idea okay
1:06:18
[ __ ] okay i need lemon horse frank that's a good idea that's a good name
1:06:24
for a horse i guess making a house down there i'll let them have their little area
1:06:30
on my cliff side area okay i have an idea
1:06:36
but i need a lot of cobblestone so [Music]
1:06:41
how do i do that i need and design okay we gotta go mining then
1:06:48
all right that's our screenshots 450 minus 500 minus 450 minus 500
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easy to remember [ __ ] okay where did my [ __ ] iron go oh she
1:07:02
stole my iron as well oh no that's my iron wait no i had more iron than that mary just stole my [ __ ] iron
1:07:07
when you think i'm mining all right let's go and look we need some we need to mine we need andersite a lot of
1:07:13
vandazike i wanna i think i can make a cobblestone generator i've i i've got a good plan to generate
1:07:19
iron but i don't have nearly enough stuff for that i need to find iron first
1:07:25
oh i wonder if i can like
1:07:30
i'm not sure funny underside it's kind of a pain in the ass unless i should just go to a cave
1:07:40
isn't there a cave like right near me there was a big cave right uh there was one there
1:07:46
okay [ __ ] i'm gonna go over there oh no let's go to a cave
1:07:53
as a vegan do you feel like killing all those mc animals i i no also i'm not a vegan i'm a
1:08:00
vegetarian i had a conversation with this uh oh my god okay [ __ ] it i'll tell you about this one thing that i did so i
1:08:06
went to dinner with a guy um in fact i can tell you his name you can google the guy he's like a
1:08:13
he's like a really big uh he's like a really big [ __ ] uh hair company dude
1:08:19
um which i talked to about a bunch of random [ __ ] um how do they do that they were they
1:08:25
raided a village for that [ __ ] did they have a horse oh no what if i killed that horse
1:08:31
what if i killed specifically that horse
1:08:37
would they be mad do you think they'd be mad if i killed that horse where's the i could have swore there was a cave
1:08:45
oh yeah okay so i went to dinner he's called like uh do it [ __ ] god damn it
1:08:50
he's the guy's called um lars joy skojith or something like that he
1:08:56
owns a a hair company called and i can't pronounce it hair clinican or something uh
1:09:02
i had dinner with him and he was really really i'm gonna steal their [ __ ] horse
1:09:08
yeah try it out hey does anyone want to keep that horse alive i need leather
1:09:14
kill it kill it thank you kill that horse there's no horses stop stop
1:09:22
[Applause]
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i'm so [ __ ] cool i'm so cool i hit the water bucket okay all right copper's good too i need cop
1:09:36
i got two i need i need to kill a one more horse i got two leather out of that one more horse and i'm good you're a
1:09:42
horrible person oh you'll yell at me to go kill the horse and it's just like kill the horse oh now it's a problem
1:09:48
i don't like you people mean to me holy [ __ ] 1.18 caves
1:09:58
what is shooting at me there's a skeleton oh hey buddy i kind of need bone meal sir
1:10:06
oh [ __ ] there's zinc there too hey dude [ __ ]
1:10:16
how's it going
1:10:33
oh my god my [ __ ] heart bro
1:10:41
you're dead well is this my friend or not i can't tell is this my friend
1:10:46
it's my way is this my friend i think this is my friend this is my friend i won't kill this one
1:10:56
i got karma for killing the horse and i'm in one of their stream rooms right now and it is a good 85 degrees in
1:11:03
here and i am so uncomfortable if that's streaming room three that's my room jhp doesn't heat it
1:11:14
finn how have you been able to keep me here three sub for 21 months you know this
1:11:20
one didn't scare me so much because you are i heard you upstairs first
1:11:26
where's my [ __ ] give me my [ __ ] give me my all my stuff give me back give me my stuff wait which one in
1:11:32
particular all of it is mine give it all no i had a full inventory when i you know what
1:11:39
i'm upset i'm upset at you give me my leather i want my leather
1:11:44
leather okay anything else that you feel like you're missing because i didn't pick up much i
1:11:50
let you just jump down no that's fine i don't need the leather all right i'm i'm here to get andesite and iron by the way
1:11:56
we need a lot of andesite and a lot of iron i guarded your items and illuminated the area and killed the mobs can i get some
1:12:02
food in return yes you can thank you for guarding what
1:12:09
thanks i said thanks oh wait why are you sounded strange
1:12:14
there you go i gave you half my food so upset uh of course i'm upset i was
1:12:21
murdered after being scared to death nice not nice
1:12:27
i'm the ghost of the femme [ __ ] hello peach jars thank you for the star
1:12:34
why'd you drop an iron pick this isn't not mine it's not yours then it's mine yeah i
1:12:39
already have one [ __ ] thank you peach jazz thank you for the
1:12:46
15 [ __ ] hell 15 months let's check that while i was reading that right
1:12:54
we should start building oh oh huh
1:13:03
holy [ __ ] oh i thought those emeralds you know i might kinda want diamond i
1:13:10
kind of feel like i would like to have diamonds oh [ __ ] someone's been here
1:13:16
you wanna just do you want to do you want to just kind of like go
1:13:21
somewhere and start a house so we don't have to like nomad our way through this world yeah i
1:13:26
already found an area we should put up like a camp first so we can store some stuff i found an area
1:13:32
maybe i already found an area because i have it on full brightness and
1:13:37
i can't see [ __ ] in here oh really you should um if you go into your gamma settings you
1:13:43
can change that where's the gamma uh you gotta like go and exit out of minecraft go into like a [ __ ] thing
1:13:52
bro you're traveling yeah it's a lot i did it ages ago because i'm a professional minecraft youtuber and i
1:13:58
kind of need all the advantages i can get i'm kind of hoping someone tried to get
1:14:03
down here and then went ah yeah no this ain't for me and bailed because
1:14:09
i want to see if i can make my way through the horde oh that was easy
1:14:15
okay i'm i'm in the riches now okay you just kill everything with a ranged
1:14:21
weapon there we go [ __ ] yeah okay now these
1:14:28
things are going to be easy i don't have to worry about those [ __ ]
1:14:34
rhys is trying if she dies i'll i'll help she dies i'll help
1:14:40
hey buddy come on come on explode explode exploding explode
1:14:47
there we go hey riza yep
1:14:53
good job okay yee all right mine as much iron as you can
1:14:58
and as much whoa as much andesite as you can andersites like this i can't see
1:15:04
anything well better make a torch or a few few torches maybe
1:15:11
i'm putting down georges good idea and this stuff is all undesired this is
1:15:17
exactly what pick up my speech pattern of putting r behind everything what
1:15:24
with what good idea good idea
1:15:29
that's mine i made that up you didn't made it up it's j you're german you can't speak it right i thought it was
1:15:34
funny you're a [ __ ] hey it looks like we can stream at the same time that's pretty good yeah i
1:15:41
guess that worked out pretty pretty nicely i'm not going to stream for a super long time though because i kind of want to [ __ ] around in creative and see
1:15:47
if i can make like cool machines but i want to find you can always host me and give me your viewers and then donate some money never mind i'm doing a 24
1:15:53
hour stream i'm doing it i'm doing it your friend and uh your
1:15:59
friend that one club what is your crossdresser twitch friends name i've got so many finn i think he's
1:16:05
right now headed off for the night please read the discord dms immediately you modded the wrong person
1:16:13
misspelling one of the names oh well i copy pasted them stuff i don't
1:16:18
know how i could misspell it um if check
1:16:24
reset be it stuff uh check if all the names were right on the on the original thing
1:16:30
i'm not sure if it's been edited or not i might die here uh hey riza food's
1:16:35
quickly become an issue yeah do you want to just get out of here and mine a little bit later like we can
1:16:42
totally um set up camp first and do this i have an area that i've got a farm hey had you ever have enough iron okay no no
1:16:48
no uh i'm going to collect this lava make sure i don't die oh i've got my
1:16:55
back turned okay yeah i got your back okay i've had your back on my [ __ ]
1:17:03
god damn it i'm going to collect the lava we're going to need an iron generator at some point
1:17:08
all right so uh i'm going to try my absolute dandis to avoid skeletons there's a creeper behind you i know
1:17:15
but it can't swim so it's fine yeah idiot
1:17:22
yeah all right i think our way out was up there
1:17:30
on there we go
1:17:36
come on riza you can do it i believe in you i'm coming i believe in you
1:17:44
okay not this way up here
1:17:51
okay and then uh if we can like hey finn yep do you remember no
1:17:58
when the moon is your eyes like a big pizza pie that's some all right
1:18:04
[Music]
1:18:09
i like a big pizza how do we get out of here
1:18:15
i just dig bro let's just dig here i'll start
1:18:20
look there's dirt here it's got to be close to the surface i know just dig don't cry but i don't know
1:18:25
where that is all right that was clearly a better way
1:18:31
it don't matter it really don't matter it do it don't matter at all if finn does he
1:18:37
has to wear made out for the fresher stream [ __ ] it i'll take that bit i'll take that bit
1:18:44
ah no no no no
1:19:17
it's not that she killed me it's that there was no hesitation
1:19:26
mainstream now boys
1:19:36
marie's are burned to death [ __ ] karma
1:19:44
thank you let me get our [ __ ] back
1:19:50
maybe a little bit of that what the [ __ ]
1:20:01
there was definitely a hole where was the hole it wasn't personal
1:20:11
i don't want to talk to you you've been very rude hey ted
1:20:17
hello hello found the hole
1:20:32
i got all the [ __ ] xp did any of the [ __ ] burn oh no oh look at look who has the look who has the
1:20:38
shield now huh yeah you ain't getting this i'll throw it in lava
1:20:44
are you trans or something fine you can have your shield
1:20:50
i cannot eat the [ __ ] apple all right let's get out there's your pick we need to leave
1:20:56
on the ground marisa the pic oh i got it i got it
1:21:03
are you gonna put on the maid outfit shut the [ __ ] up
1:21:20
i hope you don't mind we just had to get out we were dying i'll fill it up it's like we bought this real estate off
1:21:26
of like our former like brothers so honestly like chill guys this is like this is really
1:21:33
serious there is some serious lore that we're doing you're full i'm sorry i didn't hear you because my sub alert is joe biden screaming
1:21:40
joe biden's screaming yeah he's just screaming soda so i didn't hear what you said you might
1:21:47
have to repeat it it wasn't really relevant i was just it was just saying words practically about unrelated to much
1:21:53
everything is words yeah i was just saying unnecessary words that's fine i don't mind
1:22:00
but um i hope you have a good day and i wish you a good skin for the future i appreciate it i'll see you guys bye bye
1:22:10
what [ __ ] what
1:22:16
what what are you doing stop shooting why did it not hit you i wanted an achievement
1:22:21
why didn't i hit you all those times you like matrix dodged it every [ __ ] what
1:22:27
do i i didn't want to aim it at connor me and connor have never spoken before and i'm not very good at uh talking to
1:22:33
people new people i'm not good at that i'm not a very sociable person
1:22:39
i want to live in the mountains on my own with marisa
1:22:46
i love camp huh love you too
1:22:52
is this your house yep nice i don't know
1:22:58
there we go look at this this is our house now let's [ __ ] go oh look at that [ __ ] yeah hey did you get some of
1:23:03
my stuff because i don't have any yes i am literally putting it in the chest [ __ ] it let's just uh i'm going to dump
1:23:10
everything i have in here and we're going to communally okay why would you take the furnaces out
1:23:16
though uh because i'm going to put them down and smell the iron good job okay
1:23:22
using the leather boots so by the way if you put on leather boots you can walk on the shitty snow
1:23:28
oh okay yeah um okay we need food that that that source of
1:23:34
food dried up immediately is there a village i want to make a farm or something is there a village
1:23:41
i haven't seen one look there's uh this way there's a big forest with lots of animals that's where i went in the
1:23:47
beginning and i got tons of food ah i the thing is killing animals they don't
1:23:52
okay [ __ ] everyone's saying my dress yeah okay i get it
1:23:58
i i wanted to distract you with some minecraft games let me know if you if you if you need help putting it on i'm
1:24:04
not gonna need help putting it on here's what i need you to do i need you to go somehow
1:24:10
because i'm on like three hp i don't have anything on shooting i literally shooting i don't have any food that's
1:24:16
our issue uh you can go we can we can make a small five minutes freezer
1:24:22
here's what you do you go and find a potato that's the ultimate goal is potato well
1:24:30
i go put on a maid dress because of you you owe me this go find a potato i don't care how you do it those guys know are
1:24:37
villages and villagers have potatoes you i have an iron axe do you have it
1:24:42
yes but you've murdered me so it it doesn't seem right to give it i need it for protection on the way to find potato
1:24:49
needle protection [ __ ] you can i have it it's in it's i give it you it's in your
1:24:55
inventory oh cool dummy
1:25:03
all right go find me food can you what's the chords of this
1:25:10
what i don't know go ask them the people with the houses now yeah i got it i got it i got it the the connor has a bell
1:25:17
and you only get bells from villages wrong way by the way no it's not over there you gotta ask
1:25:23
them where the village is
1:25:29
half functioning brain dude go over to the person why don't you ask them i don't know because i have to go put on a
1:25:35
[ __ ] main dress they're big they're big famous youtubers go ask them where the village is
1:25:45
goblin goblin literal [ __ ] goblin bro hey
1:25:58
i'm not doing makeup by the way just so you know i'm not gonna do any makeup i'm just gonna be a dude wearing a mage
1:26:03
dress just so you know i'm not doing anything else that's it
1:26:09
uh demon's correct name all right i'll check i'll check the thing now
1:26:18
ayo 18 months pog anniversary is la adult now okay wait what all right i didn't even
1:26:25
click in my head okay got it oh
1:26:34
there we go all right he's modded i swear to god you close minecraft and they crawl on the floor what the [ __ ] on
1:26:41
that keyboard um anniversary is an adult now what the
1:26:48
[ __ ] okay i'll uh [ __ ] do i even have a maid dress
1:26:55
do i even have a made dress i've gotta own a made dress there's no
1:27:01
way i don't i'm a [ __ ] twitch streamer there's no way i don't own a maid dress
1:27:10
hold on i'm searching around
1:27:16
i found boobs wait these things are giant i found the big boobs okay
1:27:22
there's okay i know i own a major oh it's [ __ ] there
1:27:28
i haven't ever worn this yet by the way but here's the maid dress
1:27:34
i think this is the same sort of one that i wore when i was when i was showing off the uh the guns
1:27:41
the airsoft guns um
1:27:47
i'll give you the option nah this one's gonna be the one
1:27:55
oh [ __ ]
1:28:01
nice it looks terrible this is so stupid all right
1:28:06
[ __ ] it every every s epic smp stream i turn into [ __ ] cat boy thank you for
1:28:11
correcting that but can you unmod the wrong one too otherwise we have a random with mod
1:28:16
powers that's kind of funny though when you think about it
1:28:23
unmod okay there we go done
1:28:29
oh [ __ ] hey f1n when you see rose tell her i miss her no
1:28:37
all right so this is the one here that this one
1:28:43
um are we good with that i don't care this is the one you're getting
1:28:49
[ __ ] like okay one sec um full stream
1:28:55
you people getting changed
1:29:00
into maid dress there [ __ ] [ __ ] god
1:29:05
god [ __ ] all right i might be a while i might be a while
1:29:10
[Music] i'm not oh wait wait by the way hold on
1:29:16
i'm not i refuse to wear any boobs i think that i'm not gonna i'm not gonna wear any uh bobs
1:29:23
and i don't think i'm gonna wear a corset
1:29:28
no point no boober ain't no boober gonna be on i'm just wearing a mage dress
1:29:34
so screw you we listen nine months punk
1:29:41
how much oh i don't do that don't do that that's not gonna happen
1:29:46
okay it's not gonna happen um
1:29:53
looks like bob's scamp he put bob's in before the end of stream you don't even know i haven't even
1:29:59
agreed to ever do it what do you mean i haven't said any like bet for it i haven't done anything how much money
1:30:05
how much money to change mind they're just boobs
1:30:14
if someone pays for my like domino's order
1:30:20
then okay so i'm an expensive fellow uh a hundred
1:30:26
pounds [ __ ] no can i take that back i don't wanna no
1:30:32
the the boobs
1:30:37
boobs and corset i don't want to [ __ ] there's no shot there's no shot it's not going to happen
1:30:43
i'm just i'm just not going to allow it how much for the [ __ ] bob's
1:30:48
he said a hundred pounds someone done at 100 pounds they can't donate a hundred pounds they can only donate in dollars so in theory it's never reachable the
1:30:54
bet will never exist okay it's impossible
1:31:00
no balls no balls only bobs what's the difference between vegan and vegetarian uh
1:31:06
vegan is when you don't eat any animal products so like at all then the animals or like milk or eggs and [ __ ] like that
1:31:13
counts vegetarian you do vegetarian i don't give a [ __ ] olly cheese cheese is sick
1:31:20
100 quid for bobs you clearly want to wear them if i ask for more it would feel bad i feel bad like i feel like
1:31:26
people are going to be like [ __ ] oh he's asking for so much money i don't want
1:31:32
i'm stuck between a rock and a hard place here what do i do
1:31:39
he's stalling no no no
1:31:47
i'm not stalling 100 pound sterling equals 135.53
1:32:00
just wear them and accept the inevitable fight no i mean here's what i'm going to do
1:32:06
i'm going to get dressed i'm going to get into the maid dress and just the maid dress by the way if if something else happens at the
1:32:14
rest of the stream if i say like okay [ __ ] it i'll give marisa a challenge or something then maybe i'll allow allow it
1:32:21
to be possible to wear bobs or or a corset or makeup or whatever because i know for a fact all of you
1:32:27
have it in your head that like okay this is step one as soon as we get him in the maid dress then it's like makeup's like
1:32:33
a one step away again does fellow knife in the knife level what do you use for sharpening a [ __ ]
1:32:40
uh let's talk about knives for a few hours or something shall we chat instead um
1:32:45
i use a kme kme sharpening system anyway
1:32:53
okay [ __ ] it i'll go
1:33:00
if we donate 100 pounds you'll feel it obligated to other bobs maybe anyway [ __ ] it i'm good i'm i'm i
1:33:07
i'm just gonna wear the my dress nothing else brb just the my dress we can work
1:33:12
something out later [ __ ] you god damn it
1:33:18
every single cutout time [Music] i'll put on like a bra or something
1:33:26
so you don't see any nips [Music]
1:33:56
let him be a man so we can have january as a guy month and be over with it remember otherwise there will be a whole
1:34:03
guy month later on [Music]
1:34:41
good [Music]
1:35:05
do [Music]
1:35:36
do [Music]
1:35:47
do
1:35:59
[Music] do
1:36:04
[Music]
1:37:41
[Music] chat let's sing mine diamonds
1:37:48
[Music]
1:38:21
do [Music]
1:38:33
do [Music]
1:38:49
do [Music]
1:39:02
do [Music]
1:39:19
so [Music]
1:39:36
god [ __ ] damage i'm pretty much done i'm just i'm pretty much done
1:39:42
i'm just [ __ ] where's this i want a hand with like
1:39:48
doing this did maurice is still my mirror [Music]
1:40:03
disappear [Music]
1:40:13
it's fine i can handle without [Music]
1:40:20
mainstream let's go smile [Music]
1:40:36
this is so [ __ ] needlessly there's so many strings and bows involved in this
1:40:41
process every single time [Music]
1:40:55
okay hold on
1:41:01
oh my god i think i did it okay [ __ ] good timing all right
1:41:07
i think i'm done i think i'm done let's see
1:41:12
ready three two one hello um this was what i was struggling with doing this like collar thing it's like
1:41:20
way too big for my neck but it's on
1:41:27
two months of questioning myself there's also this
1:41:34
wow good nice solid this what you wanted
1:41:44
let's see if i can fix my [ __ ]
1:41:50
okay can i wear headphones with this as well oh i totally can i just look like a chef
1:42:01
[ __ ] hell anyway his his the outfit um
1:42:07
not terrible wow where adam's apple where adam's apple
1:42:13
oh did no one tell you that i'm just a woman like uh
1:42:19
there did no one tell you that i'm just i as soon as i started streaming on twitch i became woman lost the adam's
1:42:25
apple bro the brow with no bobs and it feels so [ __ ] uncomfortable oh my god
1:42:32
18 months my god in the shrimp god okay but
1:42:38
gaming time you want to do some gaming i can't bother to do bobs it's not gonna happen all right
1:42:44
let's do some [ __ ] gaming well done well done chat you're so fun and so clever
1:42:51
you got me in in this well well done well done so so cool all right 11 months my dude what
1:42:59
the [ __ ] is that dream okay i need to go get uh i need to go
1:43:04
get food because marisa clearly has not got his food i'm gonna go fish and go to the pond
1:43:11
okay i'm gonna do a little bit of a little bit of fishing thanks for the 18 months shop in the
1:43:18
[ __ ] 11 months sub that's insane chad let's sing mine diamonds what were
1:43:23
you doing while i was gone bro with no bobs almost look makes your chest look wider true
1:43:31
almost manly hell yeah i'm a [ __ ] pool of testosterone
1:43:39
okay let's see if i can find me some [ __ ] fishies will they be in the ocean or no
1:43:46
there's definitely going to be some fish in the ocean but there's usually the ulu they're usually not there they're
1:43:51
usually in um river biomes squid
1:43:58
come on come on fish
1:44:04
come on fish they're gonna all be in river biomes right
1:44:09
they will be way far out [ __ ] okay
1:44:18
i can take the boat but it's gonna be really fast i can't speed swim dude
1:44:24
sucks okay i'm gonna be faster with the boat it's gonna drain less hunger too
1:44:30
what the hell is that thing is that someone's house okay
1:44:36
all right if we see fishes we need fishes is the boat really moving slower
1:44:43
oh hey buddies you're dead let me oh my god i
1:44:49
don't know how to do this there we go i found some fish please don't be minnows that thing just survived an axe hit what
1:44:55
the [ __ ] are you a piranha uh atlantic herring
1:45:00
very cool you're screwed i can't even cook these oh no i can't i
1:45:07
can make a knife i have like just enough materials i don't have cobble though
1:45:12
[ __ ] i probably should have prepared can i like just eat something just to get there we go just to swim a
1:45:19
bit faster okay now i know now i know where the fish
1:45:25
will spawn remember that one time in minecraft where if you crashed a boat into the wall it would just break forever
1:45:33
who's this guy that can't swim well you need help over there buddy you stuck
1:45:40
i'm scared
1:45:47
wow how peculiar how peculiar who that
1:45:54
so if you die we get bobs on makeup we doing this [ __ ] again
1:46:03
all right chat if i die you can have one thing
1:46:09
okay one thing if i die
1:46:17
pick a thing [Music]
1:46:23
each death or just one death what do you mean no i like okay
1:46:28
if i die one thing or one thing happens skirt i'm in [ __ ] i'm in a major
1:46:38
makeup okay oh bro
1:46:45
we gotta come up with a better system here dude
1:46:51
oh [ __ ] this coal but it's such a pain in the ass to mine okay
1:46:56
[Music] so we're putting out a hit on you in
1:47:01
minecraft oh wait also okay no deaths can happen to marisa i want that to be i want
1:47:07
that's got to be a rule as well marisa can't just like swoop in and spawn kill me
1:47:13
that's that's that's that's in that's a rule
1:47:18
don't blame me i i don't make the rules i just enforce them
1:47:28
oh [ __ ] i got the dolphin effect let's [ __ ] go hell yeah buddy
1:47:37
okay oh you're a yeah i thought you were bigger than you were
1:47:42
okay not fair i'll [ __ ] you your inner maid
1:47:47
dress may as well go the whole nine yards no no not true yeah you're gaslighting me
1:47:54
is that that's not a that's not something someone built oh this is definitely not something someone built what is this place
1:48:02
[ __ ] is this weird what is that
1:48:08
this is cool kind of [ __ ] with this stuff there's a crafting table here so someone
1:48:13
was definitely here i like these oh you know what just for like
1:48:19
decoration [ __ ]
1:48:25
where's my boat oh it's all the way over there okay someone's been here bob's okay [ __ ]
1:48:33
most of you voted for bob's we'll do bob's if i die
1:48:38
but just so you know it's easy to die early game like right now but as soon as i get myself like
1:48:44
iron armor all of that [ __ ] is that jellyfish oh [ __ ] i might want to stay away from you as soon as i get iron arm it's gonna be
1:48:50
real hard to kill me
1:48:56
okay there we go
1:49:02
what else do i want is that oh it's a person oh mother that's kelp i need fish
1:49:10
come on okay
1:49:16
as soon as oh it's jellyfish don't want you promises promises bro i'm gonna live
1:49:23
it's gonna be fine fish right
1:49:29
oh what's so weird the boat just stops
1:49:34
oh lots of fish hey buddies i see you like hiding in the in the in between the
1:49:40
die i reeds save you okay so these ones i think are vanilla minecraft fish and that is kind of a bad
1:49:48
thing because it means i'm not going to be able to get like two meat out of them but i think they give me more like
1:49:54
hunger hearts so it's fine or hungry you know hunger saturation or whatever
1:50:03
that kelps that's kelp not read same thing same thing a reed's even in the game did way too much acid last night
1:50:10
and had some interesting dreams about you oh you can't just say that and then not
1:50:15
tell me what were there what what what was in the dreams tell me i want to know
1:50:21
okay let's go over here um
1:50:30
oh is card okay but cod gives you quite a lot of
1:50:36
[ __ ] in the interest of that 42 baby that's sick okay
1:50:41
that's pretty sweet i got 32 just from the [ __ ] cod
1:50:48
hmm now i want more card hmm
1:50:58
i don't see any movement shut up [ __ ] it i'm just gonna wait for this to smell
1:51:03
uh and make another one of these okay
1:51:09
that's not enough coal either ah you realize i'm not gonna die assuming
1:51:15
dude i've got a food source now last time i was gonna die because of food i couldn't regen like now i'm good you
1:51:21
guys are making a bad bet here wait i kind of want something in return what happens if i don't die
1:51:27
i want something if i don't die i want to gain something from that
1:51:35
i want to gain some from this
1:51:40
you just don't dress up no i want to like i want to actively gain something nothing what do you mean
1:51:46
i want to actively gain a thing [ __ ] okay well that's all the coal i can
1:51:53
[ __ ] get that's gonna be enough anyway it's all good oh hello fish
1:52:01
oh a lot of fish hello [Music]
1:52:07
time for death i saw your white pale bobs in my mind
1:52:23
i did ask so i can't i can't all right this is fair enough uh did they look good what
1:52:31
size were they in the dream what what cup size were the bobs
1:52:38
what would you like if you don't die you we let you choose the next dress [ __ ] you
1:52:45
yeah that's that's uh that's you drive a hard bargain chat
1:52:50
[ __ ] am i like screwed here what the hell okay
1:52:55
all right it's a bit better for food god knows where they managed to get a
1:53:01
find a village though i'm guessing it's gotta have been over there i could we could venture for a village
1:53:07
well let me ask riza did you find a potato
1:53:12
if she didn't then i'm gonna go across the ocean and see if i can find myself a village because potatoes are gonna be
1:53:18
the thing we need it's the only it's gonna be the only way i can get good foods
1:53:24
one item out the box oh [ __ ]
1:53:30
if i don't die at all maurice is looking for a village okay fair enough i'll also look for a village
1:53:37
i'm waiting for this to be done though any knife recommendations uh spyderco
1:53:43
tenacious 10 out of 10 knife well you know for on the budget side of things if you want to go a bit more high
1:53:49
class then go for a [ __ ] go for the damn oh my god a minnow [ __ ] you
1:53:56
trash fish if you want a bit more high class go for the benchmade budget bug out but it's still a bit more like
1:54:02
what's it called it's a little bit more uh cheap [Music]
1:54:09
hi just a reminder the guys from the welding shop in texas are still confused
1:54:15
about their sexuality thanks to you myself included love your content that
1:54:21
still want to buy you a badass knife ah [ __ ] there i don't need one it's fine i'm gonna i
1:54:28
think i'm done with the food here okay let me take you with me all right i'm going across the ocean
1:54:35
on an adventure okay oh [ __ ] i picked up the minnow shitty trash fish minnow
1:54:43
i think i do look i do look a little bit masculine you know as far as things go
1:54:50
ah i don't look that bad right can still look a bit masculine in a
1:54:55
major us i've seen so many people wear i've seen jay schlattman wear a [ __ ] made dress you need eyelashes exactly that's the
1:55:02
thing if without the eyelashes i'm what the [ __ ] just damaged me a goddamn shark
1:55:09
oh it's a jellyfish there's jellyfish that do actually do damage
1:55:14
and i i think i i think i look relatively masculine still i'm good
1:55:21
can you tie your hair up uh i could i don't know how i'm so i i guess i can't
1:55:28
hmm that's a cool looking place
1:55:37
i bet you there's like food over here or like animals that people oh there's
1:55:42
boats over there [ __ ] so someone's already found this place they're gonna have killed every animal
1:55:51
i see a village no village no immediate village anyway
1:55:58
[ __ ] hmm
1:56:06
okay yeah nothing yet i don't see any animals either they've killed everything man
1:56:14
my search is for a potato if i can find a potato i can fi i can make food for
1:56:20
life zombies drop potatoes i know they do but it's rare as all hell what is
1:56:26
that what is this what is this whole area
1:56:35
this is tough right yeah so this is actually kind of useful as well i don't know what this
1:56:40
is smooth basil what the [ __ ] what are you
1:56:46
viridium what can i okay is this useful
1:56:53
oh you get [ __ ] copper out of it so this shit's just like copper this is
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all just [ __ ] copper nice that's kind of dope all right i'll
1:57:03
remember that i don't need it yet though i also i don't even have the tech for crushing wheels
1:57:08
so i'm cut it's kind of useless to me
1:57:16
here we go yeah my only hope is that there's a [ __ ]
1:57:21
village on this island oh there's a jungle come on any village would have a potato
1:57:32
any village whatever that bro [ __ ] i'm gonna explore this place
1:57:37
there's got to be something here it's like a whole separate mainland no potato for you
1:57:43
yeah don't worry i'm there's no shot i can die over here there's no one here to kill me
1:57:49
if i'm just reminding you by the way if marisa kills me doesn't count don't count if marisa kills me
1:57:58
okay if anyone else kills me i'll take it as i'll take it as it counts but marie's
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enough
1:58:11
no put no boobs no potato no
1:58:16
no potato no bulbs that's how it works i don't find my potato you don't get no bobs
1:58:22
there's a [ __ ] witch oh hey zombies maybe you could drop me a potato if i kill enough of you you will nah
1:58:30
i'm staying away from this witch it will end me so fast oh [ __ ] yeah that's not worth it come on
1:58:37
let's see if i can just nope no potato pipe
1:58:43
i don't want to [ __ ] with witches dude they could they the witches will just splash damage potion you and you're
1:58:48
done for oh is that lapis water oh [ __ ] you
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why are you still coming after me bro yeah poison that would screw me over just dodge that all chickens
1:59:01
okay so there's animals i guess they didn't completely ruin it
1:59:06
i've got slowness bro or horse
1:59:11
i can murder you for leather but i don't need it anymore i got leather boots is that a portal
1:59:17
it's a portal [ __ ] how else can i get you can take her no no you want me to
1:59:24
die dude which is an immediate death i'm trying to play it safe
1:59:30
come on bro just a village and a potato [ __ ] not gonna be any portals and not gonna
1:59:37
be any potatoes in the nether
1:59:43
um nothing here ah [ __ ] all right i'm going along the planes by them see if i can like
1:59:51
figure something out no risk no rewards
1:59:57
the witches don't drop potato which is that goddamn no
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oh this looks cool as hell so oh what the [ __ ] is this
2:00:10
what the hell is that there's a guy up there
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bees cool
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there's this guy familiar with him see if he's got a potato
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whoop
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you think i don't see you down there you're bright purple hey man
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hey do you have a potato by the way i do not useless everyone here useless
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no one is of use to me
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thanks don thanks for having my back man are you did are you okay you drink soda
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and you you snort powder controlled baking soda
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is that how it sound to you is that how far we've come it's yeah dude
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oh finster i like your uh your situation there my situation thank you
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yeah yeah i'm also wearing a made dress good skin nice yeah yeah yeah we had a bit like that
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hell yeah do you guys have any uh potato yes i do in fact i do
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do you yeah i just got some holy [ __ ] like a raw potato can i have one
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yeah sure oh take it i don't you're the man i need where is it i want it it's right there
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in the corner oh so what are we doing i'm going out into the wilderness guys
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we're uh pogba's baby potato time i'm gonna make french fries okay
2:02:02
dude that's exactly what i wanted hell yes finally oh [ __ ] okay let's go let's boat out of here
2:02:09
we got our potato let's go twit what that can only be one potato time
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what the [ __ ] are they doing up there though they're creating a scam skyblock island
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all right let's see if i can find my way home oh yeah there it is we're almost back already this is epic bob's now i
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didn't die i didn't die i'm good in distance buggers baby potato tower
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oh nice nice house okay so here's the idea i know i've got bones back at the house i can bone meal
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them and make more of them potatoes are epic yeah i will take that i don't have one right now can i park this here thank
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you no problem
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we're gonna throws them the keys careful not to scratch the paint job
2:02:59
buddy okay
2:03:04
oh it's dream it wasn't that impressive he's doing a manhunt
2:03:11
oh that thing looks cool [ __ ] what the hell is that yeah there's their bell okay so i found
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the potato place riza i got potats
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i'm setting a 100 bounty on f1n's head next time he meets other players let
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them know hey handsome come back hey
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hey mr schlatt what's up you want some time some water
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some door time some door time yeah i don't even know what that would be but okay oh come on in i would love
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to see what this is what the [ __ ] i need to stay back for this oh my god
2:03:56
what do you mean you can watch you need to learn oh let me read the rules don't ask questions
2:04:02
no girls okay respect reading
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respect your brothers okay i could do it respect women fine respect the make-a-wish foundation
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okay specific no emotes every visitor needs to do door time
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did you have a problem with number four no i've got number four's fine i just uh just
2:04:28
confusing was there was there a make-a-wish uh child here or is it more of an organizational respect
2:04:35
there was an incident but it's neither here nor there that's in the past i mean don't we look forward not in the past here at sigma sigma sigma we look
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forward which is why when you look at number six and you see me do door time what does that tell you
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i i that looks like an emote to me right now by the way no this is this is an
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exception it's different for him okay uh i know it's time for door time right
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i'll do door time finster door time fenced or door time door time what is
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spinster door time come up here oh [ __ ] panda's
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is this really one this is this is what needs to happen it's what needs is what has to happen
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there you go door time door time time door time i don't like dog time
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that's as much door time as i can muster you gotta finish it off but i'm gonna hop you gotta finish you gotta
2:05:44
finish it off or you gotta let me finish you off those are the rules but i've got a potato i just i just took a journey
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for this potato i'll have it you can have the potato
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get back in the door oh oh sh
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i didn't like door time i was i was
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no wait
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you oh [ __ ]
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you forgot [ __ ] i recently heard that tom cruise's bmw
2:06:30
was stolen while filming in birmingham back in august do you know where it is
2:06:36
hey listen stay away from my bmw what bra nothing what problems wait bro
2:06:55
hey was awfully violent and more you were
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more involved than i thought you were going to be i mean of course i'm going to be involved when it comes to you
2:07:07
that uh
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so how about round two no please i need my potato and i'm leaving people you can keep the rest of it i want my potatoes hold on hold on
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yeah yeah connor connor please don't make this happen you don't know
2:07:26
wait connor kind of make him stop time kind of make him stop him stop thinking now but
2:07:32
i'm upset you'll you'll be okay i'm upset
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no you don't realize my chat it's a lot of explanation that i need to give one more i can't do it what's the
2:07:45
problem what's wrong uh my chat and me have made a bet and i i cannot die i i it can't happen again bad things will
2:07:51
happen connor door time dream dream smp skills
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[ __ ] you well that's crazy
2:08:06
he doesn't even want his stuff give me my [ __ ] give him my potato connor defeat me in
2:08:13
hand-to-hand combat i'm on one and a half hearts that is
2:08:18
barely fair ted oh ted have that food
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this is [ __ ]
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this is [ __ ] bro
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that last step that didn't
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count hey look look man look man photograph over there oh dude this is gonna break the internet
2:09:09
i found it oh [ __ ] this is gonna break make like the make slenderman noises
2:09:18
oh my god what the [ __ ] i guess like that's me you know that's me that's this is kind of hard cinnamon
2:09:25
can you do that again he likes it yeah [Music]
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josh uh hi welcome to our frat man oh hey man what's up well thanks so good to see you
2:09:45
thanks for having me man you've got your presidential garb on yeah i'm um you know i'm ready to go
2:09:53
looks like a more likely what i got going on over here you know
2:09:58
you get what you can well you can buy i want money connor i swear to god if you don't give me that goddamn potato
2:10:03
what's wrong what's this potato potato that's all i want to take the potato thank you yeah of
2:10:10
course i'm gonna help you understand how long has it been you're welcome that's been
2:10:15
stolen that [ __ ] would you i still love the wood stole that [ __ ] is wood he may have got
2:10:21
all the rest of my [ __ ] but i got my potato [ __ ]
2:10:27
okay god damn it i didn't like that one bit
2:10:35
run the [ __ ] bro i got my potato i'm good i'm good i'm good i'm good
2:10:40
i don't want to acknowledge what happened in door time
2:10:46
i don't like that i'm not a fan of what happened during door time
2:10:56
can we forget about door time chat and the and the things that and the
2:11:02
events that transpired maybe we had a deal
2:11:09
uh rules are meant to be broken um and and the like
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uh
2:11:28
there's there's a um there's a thing i've got to do
2:11:36
before before i can uh before uh that can before that can
2:11:41
happen um i did steal all of my [ __ ] material
2:11:46
which kind of a bit a bit annoying slightly but i can i can i can now have food
2:11:56
i put my potato here i need to trade off my lava hold on let me like quickly make a thing in here
2:12:05
my lava pool so i can use this bucket to go and grab some water
2:12:11
i'll be back don't worry about it um just getting some water
2:12:17
and then i'll and then i'll do bobs and then i'll uh then i'll do it then i'll do it i'll
2:12:23
just have this do this one thing first this one thing first
2:12:29
just this one brief expedition first
2:12:38
uh all of finn's stuff
2:12:44
comma karma
2:12:51
what the [ __ ] is this i want it hey water
2:12:59
i think jay schlatt gap got my [ __ ] but it's fine i got my potato back i
2:13:05
didn't want anything else
2:13:12
i already gave them the potato bag i gave it to you you're not gonna eat the [ __ ] potato [ __ ] i gave them the potato potato bag and i gave you the
2:13:19
potato bag didn't i did you get the potato i did get the potato giggling okay then i think this
2:13:25
is resolved yes i think i owe you some stuff you do
2:13:31
oh thank you yeah i think it has relative neighbors not even remotely the amount of stuff
2:13:38
okay that's fine well someone else probably took the other half that's fine i got my potato that's all i wanted
2:13:44
all right i'll be leaving josh hey josh bye bye
2:13:50
i'm gonna get a restraining order yeah i'm gonna write myself a restraining
2:13:56
order for that man i need uh a book and quill
2:14:03
the almighty potato i got my water bucket i got a stone hole i'm ready to farm some [ __ ] potato
2:14:09
let's go that thing is worth more than me 11 months i'm gonna put my potatoes down
2:14:15
they're gonna start growing okay and then then i'll put on some bubs okay that's
2:14:20
how this is gonna work this is how this is gonna play out okay all right
2:14:26
one two three four perfect perfect potato
2:14:33
there out of harm's way and then my bones my bones
2:14:39
into bone meal grow mr potato five potatoes look at that
2:14:45
look at that look at that look at all this
2:14:51
uh i need a restraining order against jay slat what is door time
2:14:58
i still don't know okay i got tons of food just didn't find a potato okay i did fine potato i have
2:15:06
every i have every other food in the book i found a potato so i was way more successful
2:15:13
here look i'll put all everything food related that i found and you got any dirt
2:15:19
i already i accidentally traded away the mushrooms what
2:15:25
i made a farmer like level 100 because some [ __ ] in chat told me that he will trade me potatoes and in the end of the
2:15:31
day he doesn't trade potatoes no that's not how that works so i spent like 64 emeralds on this farmer too level what
2:15:37
the [ __ ] don't worry i got the position oh what the [ __ ] that's a lot of food
2:15:43
yeah cool that's a lot of [ __ ] is that all from the guy
2:15:48
uh yeah and the village could have had more but i traded it all because i thought he was going to give me potatoes ah
2:15:55
it's fine it's fine i just lost a bunch of iron and [ __ ] uh but that's okay i have food now on potatoes i did it
2:16:02
anyway i've gotta go i've got to go do something so um can you here's the plan for the house i want to have it like
2:16:08
honestly i'm done being sent on missions i want to do stuff now i was [ __ ] walking around you can i just made it
2:16:13
you can do whatever you want but now i've got to go do something else so i cannot be involved
2:16:18
what are you doing i also found melon seeds i won't talk about it if you care i do care
2:16:25
very cool melons aren't especially useful but we might be get something out of them later
2:16:30
well we just have a lot of variations now so that's good yeah i could have gotten beetroots but i was too lazy
2:16:36
that's fine okay um i will i'll i'll have to i'll brb i'm gonna wait with my
2:16:41
potatoes what is brb you are the reason username
2:16:47
i was oblivious of your existence until kyle showed up in my youtube recommended and now i am confused in so many ways
2:16:59
i didn't see any deaths i think you're good
2:17:06
i'll go do something else then okay
2:17:11
i'll come out when i'm ready come out of my hole when i'm ready okay
2:17:23
i would just like to say that you're all [ __ ] just so you know
2:17:28
and i'm strong and i will beat you all up
2:17:39
this is stupid you're dumb
2:17:57
god damn it right
2:18:04
make up two you died twice yeah no [ __ ] all right hold on let me find the bobs that would work best with this because i
2:18:10
can't just go giant gigabobs
2:18:17
[Music] the bra was uncomfortable without bob's
2:18:22
we did you a favor it still is and i i'm aware but it's going to be more uncomfortable with bubs
2:18:28
i think anyway these are bob [ __ ] they're getting this
2:18:34
on is going to be the most difficult thing all right how this is the size i'm thinking these are fairly big though i
2:18:40
kind of want to find smaller ones um do we do big or do we do
2:18:46
small what's the idea these are not giga but they are large
2:18:53
[ __ ] okay big [ __ ] okay one minute one sec let me
2:19:00
go before stream just for a sec so i can plop these in and just see what they look like
2:19:10
oh my [ __ ] hold on these might end up being too big
2:19:16
the [ __ ] outfit can only contain so much bobs
2:19:23
bro these things that i don't think this is gonna end up looking good look at like they're like stretched out the
2:19:29
[ __ ] outfit this is a small this is a small [ __ ] maid dress okay and i'm a
2:19:35
big fella hold on
2:19:41
they're supposed they're not supposed to be here they're supposed to be like there and i don't think i can cope with it one sec
2:19:47
i need to make them small i need to find a smaller one
2:19:59
but i don't know where a small one would be oh wait i found one oh [ __ ]
2:20:06
hold on
2:20:12
one sec gotta take these things [ __ ] out
2:20:18
they're not gonna be humongous okay
2:20:26
all right one minute that
2:20:32
two one small and one large [ __ ] insane yeah i think the downside of this outfit
2:20:38
is it's [ __ ] uh it's [ __ ] there you go bob's well done it's this
2:20:45
is about the maximum size i can have and even still it looks a bit weird right like the outfit looks a bit odd
2:20:53
bob's hey vey verb hey fab good to know you're here
2:20:58
all right
2:21:04
it looks so weird it looks like they're over like it looks like they're over there just the outfit shape is just odd
2:21:11
hey all just wanted to remind everyone that finn decided to dress up himself even though today was guy mode and now
2:21:18
he's set up various ways he'll inevitably have to dress up more oh no how could this happen to me again as he
2:21:26
put on his maid outfit i'd like to claim my like a hundred
2:21:32
dollars or whatever 100 pounds oh well done on your chat bet
2:21:40
i would like to claim my money now thanks um when do we get to hear your french
2:21:45
accent yes we what the [ __ ] my
2:21:51
[ __ ] camera broke it what the hell
2:22:00
i kind of want to keep it oh how do i fix this how do i what the [ __ ]
2:22:09
nice 10 out of 10. it's the person who killed you who gets the money no no no no it's me i want my
2:22:16
money schlatt doesn't deserve it door time is the first epic smp meme yeah it's such a
2:22:22
good meme now be a good girl and get made up that is the weirdest
2:22:29
please never say that again please don't call me though okay
2:22:34
i'm gonna go do makeup apparently um
2:22:41
[ __ ] i would say i would say what's gonna work better is gonna be a light
2:22:47
a light amount of makeup a small amount of makeup how about that
2:22:56
that is the chat you're the [ __ ] worst
2:23:03
i said i refuse to read out any of the [ __ ] that you're saying oh that's a good one now be a good girl
2:23:10
and do makeup for daddy oh hell yeah that's not the most cringy [ __ ]
2:23:16
i'm trying to think of the [ __ ] um no i thought it was gonna i was trying
2:23:22
to i don't know why i popped into my it's like something some [ __ ] tumblr would say
2:23:28
i don't [ __ ] know anyway oh yeah can we do another gamble please [ __ ] no
2:23:33
what else would that be what what else what else ah [ __ ] anyway i'm gonna do this i'm gonna cocoon myself real quick
2:23:41
on epic s p my potatoes are growing hold on just making sure everything's good with
2:23:46
the potatoes all right hair and corset bro you can't just like
2:23:51
i mean yeah but there's what do you mean hair i mean i could do a wig but i don't think you guys well i've got a [ __ ] ton
2:23:58
of wigs hey what what on any string no
2:24:05
there are like islands though if you take hold on never mind i we still have the loom
2:24:10
i don't know what that does bye there
2:24:18
[Music] is this now all your natural hair yes i
2:24:25
love it so much sweets huggles
2:24:34
all right [ __ ] you i'm gonna go wet a makeup sponge brb
2:24:41
damn it how do you keep doing this
2:24:51
okay before stream you need to figure oh [ __ ] no i'm i'm
2:24:58
going to try and do light makeup i'm going to do light light minimal amount of makeup i just have to
2:25:04
fulfill the promise of doing some makeup i'm not going to do a big [ __ ] glamorous thing no i'm gonna just do
2:25:11
this also hold on let me like set myself up for this
2:25:17
i've got myself a built-in hairband for it wow okay be happy
2:25:23
[Music]
2:25:44
do [Music]
2:25:57
do [Music]
2:26:10
so [Music]
2:26:25
do [Music]
2:26:37
do [Music]
2:26:56
do [Music]
2:27:50
do
2:28:00
[Music]
2:28:18
do [Music]
2:28:29
so [Music]
2:28:59
do [Music]
2:29:14
hi uh hello uh i changed my audio so it comes out
2:29:20
the speakers now wow okay
2:29:27
blow a kiss no i'm in a bad mood
2:29:40
hi there pretty thing oh wow i like that i really enjoy the um the whole
2:29:46
like getting flirted with by a 40 year old sort of man i like that like aesthetic of conversation you know
2:29:52
finn has gotten so good at pretending he doesn't like this
2:29:59
i would love to just do a regular minecraft stream i [ __ ] tried
2:30:05
uh hello hello young maid how are you this evening exactly that's what i mean
2:30:13
i like that i like that aesthetic of conversation what's a pretty little thing like you
2:30:18
doing in a place like this it's like something um
2:30:24
like old-timey movies flirting that do it coward bro [ __ ]
2:30:36
i could pay you to be my maid i don't think maids get paid a lot of money you know
2:30:43
and i need a lot to be a maid i'm terrible at [ __ ] cleaning i've been thinking about hiring a maid
2:30:48
so my plate my my like place doesn't seem like a the pig started that it usually is
2:30:56
but i don't want them i don't want them going through and putting all my uh all my various dildos
2:31:01
and butt plugs in you know in their respective drawers what if they steal one you know
2:31:07
i can't trust someone i can't trust anyone with that
2:31:14
it's a lot of responsibility to give
2:31:28
maybe one day okay
2:31:40
like around there okay let's do that first
2:31:47
how long does makeup take usually dude okay with fake eyelashes like half an hour without fake eyelashes like it's
2:31:53
like now dude this shit's gonna take a while like oh my god that's why uh when i do
2:32:00
get the fake eyelashes done it ends up like i end up doing a lot more like makeup streams because it's so
2:32:06
much faster and easier but when it's like this it takes [ __ ] years and also i have to uh do like
2:32:12
eyeliner and [ __ ] more stuff than i usually do and eyelashes obviously
2:32:19
but the fact that you think i am 40 is hilarious i'm old enough to be your
2:32:25
older brother not your father it's nice to see a minecraft stream
2:32:32
yep it was a god damn it though um
2:32:39
what's it called i didn't say that i thought you were 40. i just the conversation thread is
2:32:44
reminiscent of that yeah
2:32:50
like um wait a 4 40 year olds aren't boomers right they're like gen x or some [ __ ]
2:32:56
gen x flirting i [ __ ] with that
2:33:06
hello gamer 18 months pog still the cutest fan boy on twitch
2:33:16
tough to beat my model like good looks
2:33:21
my god i hope one day all the [ __ ] that i talk about how good i look actually becomes
2:33:27
like a part of my ego you know like the self-confidence that i pretend have
2:33:33
is the self-confidence i aspire to have one day
2:33:41
okay a bit more like there we go bit more uh
2:33:47
faced solid
2:33:52
more attractive than seven girlfriends wow oh yeah
2:33:57
that's what we like to see thanks for the seven months below [ __ ] yeah with all the bb guns you own i'm
2:34:04
surprised you don't own a set of ladies thigh holsters i do oh i don't own die holst oh wait
2:34:10
[ __ ] i don't own something like that i own like an impromptu knife holster right that we showed off like i think
2:34:16
last stream i've been a stream before but yeah [ __ ] we i do have something like that which is really cool but i didn't know they
2:34:22
make like thigh holsters for guns it's pretty sweet
2:34:30
i [ __ ] with that maybe i should get maybe that's the next thing to buy is a thigh holster
2:34:37
anyway uh [ __ ] i got something else i was gonna do ah
2:34:42
contour maybe
2:34:49
all right do you have like what do you think would be a good idea do you have some semblance of a look in
2:34:55
mind chat because i don't finn's never seen lara croft oh [ __ ] i can't think of
2:35:00
her outfit right now bro i played lara croft on playstation 2 and then i left because there was a shark
2:35:06
level i didn't like it uh clearly you need to be exposed to
2:35:12
more americans yeah i've been to america one time but it was in california so that i didn't i
2:35:18
saw like one i saw like one gun and it was at the airport
2:35:24
so no clue
2:35:31
i spoke to a good few americans but none of them had guns
2:35:44
that's so it's so weird because like when you're from the uk or sorry when you're me right where you see guns every
2:35:51
day in the mirror it's kind of weird to see a place with
2:35:56
like barely any we're only like where only half the people have guns shit's weird man it's crazy
2:36:09
americans need to get more uh more guns in their system
2:36:16
well i carry around two guns at any one time
2:36:21
little bit of forehead
2:36:28
okay
2:36:35
[ __ ] i haven't done makeup in a while i kind of wonder if i'm gonna [ __ ] it up
2:36:42
[ __ ] i gotta get by the way i'm getting my own back on j schlatt i've gotta manage to uh in fact considering i'm going to
2:36:49
be do doing this for at least half an hour i'm going to quickly change the what the stream is to just chatting
2:36:56
i need a restraining order on jay schlatt i can't deal with that [ __ ] guy
2:37:01
okay there we go schlatt and jaden had a fight
2:37:08
nice okay
2:37:16
yeah what part of california i went to l.a um it was the one time i've been in l.a
2:37:22
uh one thought in fact it was the one time i've been in america in general and
2:37:30
i went to both anaheim and l.a it's the only two places i've ever been
2:37:35
they were interesting everyone's so nice over in america bro everyone's so [ __ ] nice and then i
2:37:41
got back and i said that i said that everyone's so nice over in america and they went oh where'd you go and they said and i said like oh i went to la and
2:37:47
they said what everyone's an [ __ ] there and i was like [ __ ] they were great they're way better than people in
2:37:52
the uk man a lot nicer than people you can actually
2:37:57
like just talk to someone it's [ __ ] insane americans are like a lot more open with
2:38:04
[ __ ] you know like if you want to just like talk to someone in the street and not
2:38:11
worry about getting like stabbed just for trying to talk to them america is the place you go
2:38:16
you can't do that in the uk
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well no not where i live not in birmingham not in birmingham or london
2:38:33
i did a job at the toronto pearson airport once on the u.s side they have a locker and it's full of firearms crazy
2:38:42
[ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah yeah that i think that was the
2:38:47
thing i think i've said this story before but like when i went to america one of the tsa agents like just had a
2:38:52
gun right or what the person doing airport security i don't know what they were but uh they had a gun and i thought
2:38:58
i would be really just like normal around guns because i've i've consumed so much like media about them and i like
2:39:03
i i know kind of about them you know a bit like i'm at least more aware than the average person right
2:39:10
um at least from europe right so i was like oh i'll be fine around them and then as soon as someone was
2:39:16
like next to me like with their hand on a on a pistol i was like [ __ ] i see why this freaks people out because it was
2:39:22
freaky man it's just weird that it was like i don't know why i guess just a thing innate
2:39:30
unless you've been like physically exposed to them you'll just be freaked out okay
2:39:41
okay this is gonna look so [ __ ] bad
2:39:47
whenever i do make it without ashes it looks [ __ ] terrible uh before i put the eyelashes on and then i do eyeliner
2:39:53
and eyelashes and then it's good i might skip eyeliner i kind of just want to know what it looks like
2:40:01
should i just skip eyeliner for today i kind of want to know what it would look like without an eyeliner [ __ ] what i'm asking i make the
2:40:08
rules you're having me put makeup on oh someone sent me a [ __ ] ton of lipstick we could try out a look based on what
2:40:15
some what people have sent me there's like there's nude ones there's
2:40:21
colorful ones there's red there's pink there's [ __ ] i've got every color under the sun
2:40:26
what do you think
2:40:32
go buckingham palace i've been to buckingham palace which it's cool
2:40:39
black [ __ ] like light red okay
2:40:46
what are you angels to see the manly gamer stream again oh well time to hope
2:40:52
to meet him in the dreams oh [ __ ]
2:41:00
just picture me with good titties i could do you know what i could do i could do just like i could go for like a
2:41:06
very light pink sort of thing like more nude i could do light pink [ __ ] lip gloss or something or i
2:41:11
could do red i don't know i'm either leaning towards light pink or red
2:41:19
chat vote on it by just spamming i don't care the mods revolted i might as well give
2:41:24
them a test out the new mods i'll test them like pink or red just set d
2:41:30
go i'll figure it out as as you go
2:41:38
oh [ __ ] it's 50 50. a lot of pinks but then a lot of reds randomly
2:41:43
mostly pink mods i think we need a pole mods i think we need a pole for it
2:41:48
because i got no clue
2:41:54
yeah i need a pole i can't tell from chat i thought i could
2:42:01
and i can't
2:42:08
all right polls up stop putting black on there bro
2:42:14
i'm not gonna do it just fyi okay [ __ ] majorities on pink that people have said
2:42:22
vote in my poll chat
2:42:29
oh fire okay yeah mostly pink
2:42:37
is this going to be another chat does my makeup sort of thing
2:42:42
i'm already doing it i'm already doing makeup why not
2:42:52
if we pink though i can go two ways i can either be light pink or we can do like f one n five tur in boy mode
2:42:59
reminds us of navarro is back in the day
2:43:05
you mean just long hair people would got dude with long hair
2:43:12
nice hot pink okay
2:43:17
mods i'm going to need another one i want to um i don't know how to put it we can either
2:43:23
do like very pink or light pink that's how we that's how i could put it
2:43:29
there's an overall look before i do any of like the color stuff
2:43:38
this is the eyebrow that i'm gonna [ __ ] up i can already tell it's like a little bit thicker
2:43:44
so i'm gonna like brush it out the way a bit
2:43:59
i see what i'm doing i think i can pull it off
2:44:18
okay i think hey i kind of alright that was okay i
2:44:24
did okay on that one that worked out
2:44:32
that worked out all right we got it right let's see
2:44:40
extreme pink or not as pink [ __ ] why okay
2:44:45
vote in the poll quickly boys i need to know your information
2:44:54
be nice to me chat you know what what's the correct one all right paul's over
2:45:04
okay
2:45:12
you're a piece of [ __ ] all right okay
2:45:17
i can do this i thought i just misread someone in chat [ __ ] i thought it was just i thought
2:45:24
i read just uh does every uk youtuber do this and the answer is yes
2:45:34
okay
2:45:39
and go a bit more a bit more pink on cheeks and then it'll blend in a bit better and
2:45:45
look a little bit less odd okay
2:45:51
let's do freckles everyone likes freckles uh
2:45:59
birmingham is the fanboy capital of the uk yes it's probably brighton
2:46:05
if i was gonna guess in an area if i put money on it brighton my god my [ __ ] nose
2:46:11
[ __ ]
2:46:16
brian's gotta be the one i feel like if i walked outside like this in brighton i'd get like round of applause
2:46:24
instead of at some point in the future it would be really cool to see you showcase your 3d modeling skills again
2:46:30
on stream for example the stream where you did the 3d jack manifold was really enjoyable
2:46:36
i hope you choose to do something like that again soon well i'm not like good at it um and it's
2:46:42
also a very very slow like it's a bit like why i don't um well i don't play factorio on stream
2:46:49
like i love doing it but it's not it's not something that i can just like
2:46:56
make entertaining i guess or at least i don't know how um
2:47:01
maybe one day i'll figure out how but [ __ ] i don't know yet it's a very slow slow sort of thing to
2:47:07
do
2:47:12
and i think that kind of reflects but
2:47:19
says minecraft at least minecraft is like half slow
2:47:26
you can kind of do stuff okay
2:47:32
all right freckles what do you think good for freckles chat
2:47:42
okay right that's there this is there
2:47:48
i'll need you and you
2:47:53
and you and you okay
2:47:59
right do you have any chat uh makeup artist of the chat
2:48:05
uh do you have any ideas for eyeshadow i'm just gonna do like oh my god there we go [ __ ] itch i'm either just gonna
2:48:11
do like default pink right like i usually do on every other pink look or
2:48:17
i'm open to ideas someone just said oh my god you're a dude
2:48:24
damn right i am so there's no makeup at the beginning of the stream
2:48:32
shush purple to pink
2:48:37
be hard to do purple and pink seem like they go together but they don't sparkly pink glitter pink i don't think
2:48:43
i can do glitter pink there's i don't have any glitter i don't own glitter i don't think at all
2:48:49
or at least not for eyeshadow i don't own glitter i'm trying to think oh my god
2:48:56
i've done like a blue and pink thing but that's very um
2:49:02
barbie sort of [ __ ] but it's hard to
2:49:08
it's hard to pull it off also how would i do it i'm just kind of ah [ __ ] it's hard to go for that basil
2:49:14
nude tones i could go for that we could do like a silvery pink sort of thing
2:49:20
so it means like in the middle of the ice oh okay [ __ ] it we could do that i'm gonna give that a
2:49:25
shot i don't think you're gonna be able to tell though all right let me start out with just a
2:49:31
base all right
2:49:38
and do a base layer of just very light nothing on the eye
2:49:46
okay right there you go could some people just end
2:49:52
it here [Music] f1 nn5 toe we still love you ross even
2:49:58
if you hate us swedish scout over and out good night need sleep it's 2 a.m for me
2:50:06
katena thank you um i still do hate you uh not you
2:50:11
individually but as a as a peep as a people we do be trying [ __ ] yeah
2:50:19
i like tried a new thing with eyeshadow in a while
2:50:25
okay if i start like the
2:50:43
okay that looks okay so far it's a bit lighter
2:50:53
[Music] i know i'm talking like i'm gonna make
2:50:58
this look good i feel like it's gonna look bad but [ __ ] it it's a goddamn minecraft stream it's not
2:51:04
even supposed to be this ah you want to put dark colors on the outside by ears and then blow it into a
2:51:10
lighter color now you know yeah bite ears
2:51:18
dude shaped like mike wazowski
2:51:24
i'm aware of the concept i i know the theory behind it the color theory of makeup
2:51:30
but the issue is i don't really have the uh
2:51:35
expertise of knowing what will look good i can't do that like mind's eye thing very well
2:51:40
you know i know some people are just great with like envisioning how stuff's gonna be i
2:51:45
would like to say i'm okay at it but i'm not good at it chat stop telling finn how submissive
2:51:52
and breathable he looks and just prove it to him
2:51:58
what do you mean i prove it to him what do you mean by prove it to him
2:52:04
wait hey yo what the [ __ ] what does that mean
2:52:10
i'm what do you mean i'm scared dude my [ __ ] did my bow just come undone
2:52:18
like okay [ __ ] god damn dudes magic
2:52:25
i'm blending this into the inner eye a little bit more
2:52:35
pink's not a dark color but i'm combining it with like silver so [ __ ] it
2:52:41
okay all right oh [ __ ] that's definitely the
2:52:47
wrong brush for that okay
2:52:54
all right
2:53:00
holy [ __ ] i don't know if you're gonna be able to even see this on camera
2:53:16
okay
2:53:32
okay there we go so you can kind of tell the difference of what i'm doing there but
2:53:38
let's see
2:53:43
adding a little bit of shimmery [ __ ] so the people that wanted glitter here's
2:53:49
your glitter this is like the best i got
2:53:56
yeah in real life very [ __ ] glittery bit on camera you can barely tell anyway
2:54:02
eh oh my [ __ ]
2:54:09
sorry anybody got an itch in my goddamn nose okay all right and then let me blend the
2:54:15
do the under eye for it
2:54:24
okay
2:54:37
okay
2:55:00
okay there we go for that okay the eyeshadow is okay eyeshadow
2:55:07
eyeshadow down now it's just do i attempt to do eyeliner yes or no
2:55:13
and if no then it's eyelashes straight away if yes then god damn it
2:55:20
this is gonna be a pain in the ass yes you're
2:55:25
it's gonna be a pain in the ass then [ __ ] okay
2:55:37
this is the worst pen didn't i have a different one i
2:55:42
did yep okay this one's more like a dip in the bottle
2:55:49
thing like one of those old [ __ ] ink pens with a feather on it you know
2:56:16
weirdly enough i'm pretty decent at eyeliner i'm just extremely slow
2:56:33
all right i can get to the final product just with a lot of time
2:56:46
[ __ ]
2:57:02
if you enjoy doing something while you are streaming people will stick around plenty of people stay because they like
2:57:08
your personality not just your content i stuck around because you made me laugh when i needed it most so thank you finn
2:57:16
hell yeah thank you and i agree with the philosophy
2:57:24
at least in part 14 months and nothing to say
2:57:33
our child is so old
2:57:40
you know what i never liked when people do when like uh parents do their thing what they call their like
2:57:46
when they're when they're when their kid is uh [ __ ] over a year old they just say
2:57:51
like oh he's 14 months old [ __ ] you he's a year now he's in like now he's in the rest of
2:57:57
us well what point do you stop doing the month old thing
2:58:07
past a year it should be unacceptable [Music]
2:58:12
they are wrong we just like your suffering
2:58:19
good to know good to know
2:58:25
200 months old alexa what is 21 years in months
2:58:33
i'm 252 months old
2:58:41
oh finn yeah he's our 252 month old
2:58:52
you still do the thing where like you list achievements he can like he can walk on his own now
2:58:57
he's talking to people he's talking to a lot of people actually on his live stream like oh wow you must
2:59:02
be so proud
2:59:14
yeah he's still playing with his toys though hasn't quite figured out which ones are the girls toys which ones are the boys toys but you know he's having
2:59:21
fun
2:59:41
how's your how's your one doing ah jeremy the uh the 300 month old yeah
2:59:47
doing great just started as a it is a counting firm so you know learning to count
3:00:10
that's how i'm going to speak about my kids forever is in that exact tone okay
3:00:17
eyeliner pretty decent not amazing but decent
3:00:25
i thought you're gonna bring up those toys
3:00:43
there's a guy i was about to say guys don't have those toys but they do right there's [ __ ] you get a flashlight
3:00:49
but dude the whole thing about like oh why guy why can't guys get sex toys dude i find
3:00:54
it weird my alexa just did the month math thanks
3:01:02
hey google buy me a seven-inch dildo
3:01:08
i guarantee you that got one person going like google stop please no
3:01:14
not in the family amazon account no
3:01:20
got one of you i know i did anyway guys you still those two
3:01:25
but they don't even have [ __ ] i don't i don't believe you
3:01:34
how could a guy use a dildo without it without a vagina i don't get it
3:01:49
okay google buy me it might be huge
3:01:55
happened to me let's [ __ ] go uh both kylo ren and zuko turn into the
3:02:01
dark side because of mark hamill was a dick to them
3:02:09
who did mark hamill voice in [ __ ] avatar i don't know he voiced anyone in avatar
3:02:16
what the [ __ ] i didn't know that damn i'm only 226 months old like 226 months in years
3:02:26
18 years well congratulations on your 18th birthday
3:02:31
oh i know your 19th is coming up wow oh yeah it's the same sort of thing as
3:02:38
like when [ __ ] kids are dumb and they say like oh i'm [ __ ] nine and a half [ __ ] you you're nine you know what
3:02:45
i mean what what why did why do we allow that behavior i'm not gonna allow file ordos
3:02:52
i was [ __ ] mark hamill holy nice to catch a more masculine stream
3:02:58
[ __ ] you shut up i didn't know it was [ __ ] mark howell
3:03:03
that's cool file order
3:03:09
what am i doing that for such a manly stream what the [ __ ] up uh
3:03:15
are you ever gonna finish learning the girl voice bro i swear to god it's a skill that is just incompatible with me i don't get how
3:03:23
it's possible can you only sub with prime on the channel no you can sub with anything you
3:03:30
want yeah anyway
3:03:41
too manly for the girls voice it's like a yeah it's like a software error syntax error does not compute bro
3:04:06
oh my god
3:04:24
ah
3:04:32
okay nailed it now this one is the one that i always [ __ ] up though so this looks great that
3:04:39
is 10 out of 10 right there that's the best i can do i think i nailed that
3:04:48
this one is always the sucky one [Music] this one's what i'm gonna [ __ ] up i'm
3:04:53
only going to do a bit of makeup to fulfill the bet she says
3:05:09
you know you would have bitched at me if i didn't okay
3:05:24
you know you would have bitched to me if i didn't do it though you would have been like no no no no no you gotta do
3:05:29
the full thing [ __ ] you fine i'm already doing some makeup i've
3:05:35
already got to go through the process
3:05:44
do you hear me justifying it to myself
3:05:50
or rationalizing it okay there we go
3:05:59
all right now this is kind of the moment of truth i think this is what this is always the one that i [ __ ] up
3:06:05
copium indeed sorry officer the speed limit doesn't apply when the guitar so the free word
3:06:10
is playing the [ __ ] how much to be your sub jk unless
3:06:16
the position's not open
3:06:21
i already have many you could ask [ __ ] paintball kitty payable kitty's gotta have a few
3:06:35
i can predict this [ __ ] up
3:06:52
[ __ ] i need like tweezers or some [ __ ] can't like get in with my eye
3:06:57
[ __ ] i don't have any oh i do
3:07:03
oh [ __ ]
3:07:20
[Music] chat who won the pool on when he goes
3:07:25
full girl this stream shut up
3:07:39
yeah i [ __ ] it it's not that bad though it's okay it's better than it could have been all right [ __ ]
3:07:46
i'm all i'm pretty much done i've just gotta do lips okay
3:07:53
can we talk about it i feel like this is this is pretty [ __ ] pink and girly right this is good
3:07:59
what do i look like cross-eyed with this i think this is pretty this is good enough for pink and girly do you agree
3:08:06
with me we don't need to do like a ton super hyper feminine more i feel like
3:08:12
that's the right answer to play okay
3:08:21
thanks minox you're a [ __ ] treasure to this uh establishment um
3:08:28
okay
3:08:34
[ __ ] lip gloss i do have lip gloss i have pink um it's not like very
3:08:40
okay
3:08:48
try harder [ __ ] light penguins they're gonna do it yeah okay the
3:08:58
okay i have options for all of these things however
3:09:04
all right let me give you the options right we can either do we can either do uh
3:09:11
you did this to yourself oh it was for myself i'd stop here then you look really great you're right i was
3:09:17
just i shouldn't see the customs um there's like giga like hyperpink which i
3:09:24
don't think would actually work with this there's like shiny pink there's lip gloss sort of thing there's
3:09:30
okay [ __ ] it there's there's lip stains there's [ __ ] there's all of the above
3:09:38
we're not doing lip stains i'm making that up i'm making that already take your time to learn how to actually style your hair beyond what you do
3:09:44
normally i don't know how i mean besides using a bunch of tools i don't know lip stains
3:09:50
bro do the [ __ ]
3:09:57
stains staying pole you want a pole hi
3:10:03
this swell outfit thanks to paintball kitty yeah this one the pink one and the red one all
3:10:08
kitty's recommendations
3:10:14
ah there we go i need to like tie this thing in a bow now i've got the mirror
3:10:20
okay it's kind of annoying the the collar is so um
3:10:25
it's so loose on me i've got such a thin slender neck
3:10:33
[ __ ] 18 months with this stream and the manliest man ever don't think i know never learn about making bets with chat
3:10:40
will you oh my god
3:10:48
is it like that
3:10:53
[ __ ] hold on i can do this
3:11:05
can i what
3:11:11
holy [ __ ] i forgot to tie a bow i don't know how yeah i think i can almost do it it's
3:11:17
because there's like two strings involved here i feel like if i look away from it i can probably do it
3:11:27
oh my god there's so many [ __ ] strings bro like ribbons
3:11:32
this is what i was trying to tie before i put this on originally because it's insanely hard
3:11:39
with fake nails too bro i've done it but i just it hasn't done
3:11:45
it right
3:11:50
good enough this isn't minecraft it ain't yet okay [ __ ] uh did we do a poll we didn't do a
3:11:57
poll uh lipstick you just want a [ __ ] lip stain don't you
3:12:04
okay [ __ ]
3:12:11
goblins [ __ ] thanks
3:12:17
okay i've got i'll just do this i've got i've got a plan i'm gonna do like the
3:12:22
absolute lightest amount of this and then i'll do lip gloss and then easy thank uh thank you for the five gritted
3:12:28
substeps bro x-ray holy [ __ ] welcome to the uh welcome
3:12:35
okay um paul won't matter yeah
3:12:40
wait why won't paul matter what do you mean you never learned
3:13:04
i'm just thinking about my potato farm in minecraft
3:13:10
i should be there tending to my potatoes but no i'm [ __ ] here
3:13:19
is that a wig or is that your hair is my real hair
3:13:32
wigs are a pain in the ass man i've got too good of a hairline for it
3:13:43
so like all the wigs come down way too far and because all the wigs are female wigs and the hair's different right they want to
3:13:50
go like that like a round corner and because of that it looks really [ __ ] weird when the wig like ends up like
3:13:56
that it looks odd anyway there's that
3:14:02
okay then that's a bit dark so we do this and then we're good
3:14:23
the long hair is gonna stay
3:14:38
okay [ __ ] that's very [ __ ] thing
3:14:46
done what do you think chat good
3:14:56
we did we're good we're done we're done we're done are the freckles real no they've never
3:15:01
been real and they never will be okay [ __ ] it let's see if i let me like reconfig my uh the voice chat
3:15:09
so i can add it to uh the speaker
3:15:14
okay
3:15:23
hey f1 n happy 10 months and can you please say happy birthday to my best
3:15:29
friend carlos oh happy birthday carlos that's a good [ __ ] name
3:15:34
all right hey yeah all right let me like let me go back
3:15:40
into game now i want to add right okay i want to add
3:15:48
oh [ __ ] they block me in i have nothing else to like do
3:15:53
or did i block man i think i blocked me in i have nothing else to do okay
3:16:00
there is zero like um [Music] i don't think we can we're not betting
3:16:06
anymore is what i'm trying to say okay pinster manifold
3:16:12
hi why am i in here do you like my potato farm jack manifold
3:16:23
you did you didn't you didn't say anything you just looked at it wait i forgot i was on push i said
3:16:28
wow potatoes in there yes there are there's a lot of them too i i
3:16:34
traveled far and wide for those potatoes would you like one how many have you counted huh
3:16:39
how many of you counted how many potatoes are there many uh there's at least
3:16:44
six or seven over there you can have three of them look at that look at that look at that i'm charitable
3:16:50
you are yes what he means is he's charitable with my
3:16:56
stuff i gave him the potatoes from my potato collection he did give me potatoes from his potato
3:17:02
collection i did jack you ever played my uh skyrim
3:17:07
i haven't played your score was i played just fire him yeah skyrim playing skyrim i was like no
3:17:13
no not my skyrim like none of those people know how hot i am yep
3:17:19
you know in the beginning where you learn the first rod you go on top of the mountain into the castle i'm gonna build that castle bro they 100
3:17:26
heard me what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ] is that what's happening
3:17:34
you sound like how you always sound i'll see what she's building how do i always sound amazing awesome poggers yeah okay now
3:17:41
you're you're i'm playing it what where what are you building rosa
3:17:47
i'm just expanding it right now i'm just running around socializing making myself known
3:17:56
rep online some online rep just walk around yeah i want to get my online wrap up i'm going to stare at zenderman if he comes over here to try and fight us
3:18:02
you know what i'm doing i i made this transgender shield so every every time i walk past someone's stream all the like
3:18:08
the one percent of trans viewers migrate to my channel it's the strategy do you want to make
3:18:14
british flags so we can do the same thing actually yeah that's our thing oh i made you a british flag last night i like
3:18:19
that you're still in your mcc skin by the way yeah i haven't changed i keep meaning to
3:18:25
just guys this guy one day hey i'm in the uk right now i just remembered if you want to link up uh
3:18:31
sometime before i go back because just cuts off like balcony because they're my school
3:18:39
look at this what's kind of cool for months
3:18:44
well i won't be able to go anywhere for a few months okay quite frankly not a fan of this area i think we need to do
3:18:50
something better with this by the way what thunk it's a nice balcony for something else
3:18:56
but i i we need i need to like expand my empire somehow like um
3:19:03
i want to go across this free time no well yeah i know it was months worth well
3:19:09
it's over a year until it's fully healed so there's some people talking about
3:19:15
that's crazy [ __ ] out yeah you wanna should i i have this moral dilemma right now um
3:19:21
when when they peel my face down should i ask for them to take a picture or do you think that would horrify me that would
3:19:27
[ __ ] horrify you i would horrify the picture of you
3:19:32
without a face it would be cool but i would maybe freak
3:19:38
out over it i'm not sure yet i can't work out how i'd react so i don't know how to advise you yeah that's
3:19:43
why that's my problem i don't know what it what it's going to do to me i either be like that's cool or like algae i
3:19:48
suppose i suppose here's the thing you either you either see it and it horrifies you for the rest of your [ __ ] life or you just don't see it
3:19:54
and you'll never know and like all you'll have to live with is there maybe one i could have seen my face peeled off but i didn't and i feel like most people
3:20:00
don't get to see that so i'm pretty sure that's easy enough to live with
3:20:05
i don't want to personally see it i would i think that is that's that's the only thing that weirds me about is
3:20:11
imagining someone with half a face i i know that you'll try and show me if you get it as well that's what i feel like
3:20:18
you will you will would you want us would you want to see it i don't know this is the problem i don't know how i feel about it yet it's it's such a once
3:20:25
in a lifetime opportunity i know part of me therefore wants to but also i might be like [ __ ] up for life you know
3:20:30
what's even cooler maybe they'll let me keep the bones that they shave off
3:20:36
like i thought he was laughing on her foot he was like putting a 3d like cutting guide on my chin and then like cut a
3:20:43
circle around it so there's gonna be bones coming off so i could maybe and potentially keep
3:20:49
these and maybe even make a necklace out of my face bone
3:20:54
why are you gonna be worried about it man like why are you going to be waiting it's something that no one else can do i
3:20:59
feel like i know i understand that that's [ __ ] creepy you should sell it i feel like you like if i if i had my
3:21:06
chin with me you would probably touch it and be like oh cool like it's obviously not gonna be [ __ ] slimy and bloody
3:21:12
it's obviously gonna be no but it's still oh my god is that dreamweaver hold on i need to go hold on that's not a dream that's dream
3:21:19
green man brenda that's then did you ever play skyrim
3:21:25
no never [ __ ] okay i think i'm mining i'm gonna
3:21:30
wait the mine is here yeah i also i want to yell at my chat though at the same time
3:21:37
whoa oh [ __ ] you
3:21:42
okay how was that two of you boom there we go big strategy ten out of ten i even got
3:21:48
like i even got i've even got [ __ ] gunpowder out of it now yell at it yeah i don't know i get
3:21:54
to yell at you now that's how this works we didn't do anything what do you mean he didn't do anything by the way
3:22:01
oh my god she's coming
3:22:08
wait what the [ __ ] i heard her
3:22:14
i can't tell if she's coming in
3:22:22
no okay i guess she's not what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
3:22:33
hey finn love the content thank you i wish i was as brave as you and be comfortable
3:22:38
enough to wear my girl clothes and makeup you really inspire me to eventually come out with this
3:22:44
much love oh this is cool
3:22:50
hell yeah dude bro there's um there's there's like a
3:22:56
mental barrier i guess i think i've heard that with a lot of people holy [ __ ]
3:23:04
yeah there's like a mental barrier dude it's not like the hardest thing in the world to get over there
3:23:10
okay i'm uh i'm dipping out of here if i get hit one more time i'm kind of
3:23:16
[ __ ] i got a saddle i got a [ __ ] saddle dude
3:23:23
nice yup do you have any snacks somewhere in the house no we you'd have to order some
3:23:30
i kind of want some snacks too i feel like ordering a pizza but it would be too much you they're gonna open
3:23:35
right now nothing good uh actually something good because i did
3:23:41
it last time it was really [ __ ] nice okay uh yeah order snacks though because
3:23:46
i kind of want some as well and they keep order all of the snacks i will pay for health
3:23:52
feminists peanut team up eminem eminem team
3:24:00
see you on the craft did you put the boobs in yes don't
3:24:05
no unconsensual boob touching
3:24:11
call the police call the police look at this suit by the way this is
3:24:17
actually pretty sweet look at that let me see do you want to what so they can see it
3:24:22
what you could just walk back of it
3:24:30
come here stand next to each other i want to i want to get like a uh can you marry the camera no [ __ ]
3:24:36
i look so much better on mike shut up
3:24:47
you need to change the category back to minecraft by the way wow epic i'm gonna tell the camera up
3:24:55
again i keep thinking that it's like this is a lower angle
3:25:02
love you finn and love your streams i appreciate your hard work in making your stream so amazing
3:25:08
no no i'm strong enough to do it slowly no i no no no like any angle yeah but
3:25:14
sideways i'm not pulling you like trust me come on no no i'm not pulling you're not rescuing forward no no no i'm not risking that i
3:25:20
did it a million times before on the stream being picked up by you no having your
3:25:25
bulge yeah i don't want to do it yeah but look look okay just potentially let me just give you the mental
3:25:31
look no let me just explain to you what would happen stand next to me i'm not going to pick
3:25:37
you up yeah you stand here i know that you want to go that way but no no i could pull you up with your feet
3:25:43
look look this is that that's what it wouldn't show up sure it would
3:25:48
chad
3:25:54
he's going to show my ass i'm not going to do that it's not i promise it isn't no your money no
3:26:00
no everyone's saying pickups i know cause they want to see my ass it's not gonna show your ass
3:26:06
look we'll do it in slow motion at the moment it gets close i'll put you down no i promise you i'll put you down in
3:26:11
the minute oh fine fine all right you're buying the [ __ ] uh
3:26:17
all the [ __ ] though what [ __ ] the snacks yeah okay just go this way yeah
3:26:22
and then more this way uh-huh we'll do it slowly that would show my ass it's not showing
3:26:29
your ass that that's my okay okay pull it let it go and it's not sure no it's i promise it's not even showing
3:26:35
your ass if you let it go okay if you tilt me even one degree stop
3:26:41
let me know let me down oh my god was i right or no i had to hold it
3:26:47
no you let go and it didn't show [ __ ] it i do remember him letting go and it wasn't showing do anyone do this anyone
3:26:53
recall this you died
3:27:05
you little [ __ ] you little [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] i'm frozen
3:27:11
you [ __ ] god damn it
3:27:21
how the [ __ ]
3:27:29
how did it die i already [ __ ] die to a zombie bro
3:27:35
why did i agree why did i agree to this why did i agree to [ __ ] shut up kitty
3:27:41
shut up kitty this is an outfit that you picked oh i agree to this uh [ __ ] being
3:27:48
picked up by riza thing oh my god i haven't slept in a bed either look
3:27:53
i do look good right now though i'll give you that i'm so far away from iran
3:28:00
okay um
3:28:05
what is this
3:28:17
what the [ __ ]
3:28:25
yeah consider this what i don't want mcdonald's fries
3:28:32
next time you die change mcskin to something feminine bro it's it's normally [ __ ] uh just
3:28:40
the fenster the fence for skin better finster skin 10 out of 10. how people supposed to recognize me
3:28:45
uh if i don't have my finster's skin that's the brand it's all branding
3:28:51
no it's all branding you need to you need the skin as well sure you don't want mcdonald's i'm sure i don't want
3:28:57
mcdonald's i want just like crisps or some [ __ ] i want like good old practices
3:29:02
yeah i know i've tried it isn't chicken nuggets no well i mean i'm not i don't want mcdonald's i'll i'll order
3:29:08
something you just pay me back i'll find something reason what do you want instead i will find
3:29:14
something you'll pay like do you find on your own yes i will find it on my own my elbow is dislocated
3:29:19
my delocated elbow hold on i gotta get my [ __ ] back
3:29:24
last chance anything no it's fine no i don't want i'll take i'll take a fry
3:29:31
a fry i'll take a fries any dip no chad check it out this is the drip no
3:29:36
suit with yeezys easy slides my [ __ ] you didn't change out the slides
3:29:43
no i got these slides from finn as a present did i buy you those yeah
3:29:50
are you sure i bought those i think you bought those i'm not gonna say why but you know why i don't [ __ ]
3:29:55
remember okay it's october 5th okay i mean sure
3:30:00
but like you would have got um what's it called shirt and oh yeah and then we i also got my uh
3:30:07
what's it called your present was a picture of it ah yes
3:30:13
vampires are a picture of an order what did i get here
3:30:19
uh you got me airpods that day yeah airport's max bro that's expensive birthday yeah
3:30:26
birthday birthday wasn't your birthday not my birthday all right i'm gonna go uh this cave was garbage i found oh i found
3:30:33
a spawner yeah just a fries i found a spawner zombie spawner yeah the thing that murdered me i blocked it off though
3:30:38
so it won't murder me again okay wait
3:30:44
rhizome finn looking snazzy yeah i don't
3:30:49
yeah i know it is i don't want him no oh wait i changed my mind i do now
3:30:57
you don't damn it okay uh i need to find a good cave
3:31:02
you then what's it like to dress up as a
3:31:08
girl um it's uh breezy it's breezy that's what it is
3:31:14
usually why have i not dressed up as a girl in like a suit like a like a women's suit why can't i not do that chat well i
3:31:21
think that's a good idea i'm gonna do that like i'll just get a suit
3:31:27
you know easy instead of i've i'm always in a skirt
3:31:32
it's usually breezy i'm not stopping you oh yeah i can do
3:31:39
that that'd be kind of cool like businesswoman cosplay
3:31:45
uh oh this is gonna be oh is this not a [ __ ] technically i made finn
3:31:55
yo main fin let's [ __ ] go yo made finn okay this this uh the cop
3:32:01
is gonna be good anyway it create mud uses a [ __ ] ton of copper oh my god my [ __ ]
3:32:07
pick the wrong [ __ ] underwear for this man okay um [Music]
3:32:12
finish it would look amazing i've been meaning to get a suit i kind of want to try on races another thing that i want to do if i can catch frieza off stream i
3:32:19
want to steal her camera her like sony camera that's really sick and i want to use it here
3:32:26
just to see if her camera will be better for my setup what the [ __ ] is this cave man
3:32:31
because if it's better then i might buy that one because everyone says that reese's whoa camera quality is really
3:32:36
good what the [ __ ] is this i feel like i need iron armor
3:32:46
i feel like iron armor i need it cause skeletons
3:32:53
i'm good by the way i'm gonna say that like we're saying that that death didn't really mean anything because i was [ __ ] okay if i die again i don't
3:33:00
think that anything happens i don't think we've agreed on anything right iron baby
3:33:05
okay i'm trying to i won't what camera does what camera does she use she uses a uh
3:33:11
sony a73 yeah sony a7 no yeah sony a73
3:33:17
it oh [ __ ] okay
3:33:22
this is just minecraft if i die if i die it's over oh do i need to change back the category to minecraft by
3:33:28
the way do i do that i don't know if we
3:33:34
uh wait did i change it back or no oh [ __ ] wait wait let me block myself in first
3:33:40
not happening again okay i'll change it back to minecraft
3:33:47
bro if this [ __ ] wants to load it's just like loading on category there
3:33:53
we go okay
3:33:58
iron on pursuit of iron i had tons of andersite by the way do i have any coal i do have coal do i
3:34:05
have wood [ __ ] oh come on i need crafting table i would have made
3:34:11
it like right here 33 iron i've got enough as well
3:34:22
i know it was that way but i'm just seeing what's around
3:34:28
nothing crazy i'm gonna go up here maybe i could find like a cave whoa
3:34:35
maybe i could find like a cake like a mine shaft [ __ ] this is sick
3:34:40
i'm taking a screenshot for chords okay let's let's get out of here
3:34:49
oh [ __ ] oh bye-bye
3:34:54
[ __ ] i need to go back that way [ __ ]
3:35:03
nice spider can still get through that though that's creeper over here
3:35:08
go down here for oh [ __ ] no i know i can't go down here that's a cool cave it's a very cool cave
3:35:15
i just want to leave it that's what i was worried about with the spider there's also a creeper over there
3:35:21
too but you can't get through one block can you buddy there we go hey buddy hey creepy i'm gonna get this
3:35:27
thing exploded first no spiders nice and then bunk
3:35:36
okay let's [ __ ] off [ __ ] that's cool
3:35:46
okay
3:35:52
don't know i'm gonna get out of here actually i can just like i can just stack outside
3:35:57
if i really need to just build i am building bro but i want to go out the main hole so i
3:36:02
can like know my way in also it's free this is a lot faster
3:36:10
yeah see look surface right here dude the thing is with 1.18 is the caves go
3:36:15
so [ __ ] far you end up at like minus 100 and getting back up to the top is
3:36:20
insane it's literally climbing to the top of the old world to just reach the surface
3:36:28
okay okay there we go whoo this is our cave i'm gonna quickly
3:36:35
put a marker that this has a lot of [ __ ] in it okay
3:36:41
all right time sparkle oh we poke all that out of there uh and they'll be invited into finn's
3:36:47
cave write a novel about my experience [ __ ]
3:36:52
by the way you're i know people ask a lot of why i dude i used to have this thing on the channel called um
3:36:59
like makeup check or something i mean it's still a thing that's why people say they they can't do it they want to do
3:37:05
the makeup check thing the reason why was like back in the day well i do make up like every single stream and i'd
3:37:10
stream for ages so it would be a constant thing of yeah the makeup check emote as well it'd be a thing of um to
3:37:16
like do if your face was like shiny it was like um like do powder or like i've got lip
3:37:22
gloss on right now like reapply lip gloss and [ __ ] because it comes off pretty quick you know
3:37:27
[ __ ] like that the reason why we had to take it away was um it was just being spammed and like i couldn't like every
3:37:32
time someone did it i couldn't like just go [ __ ] okay redo makeup and everything and be insane
3:37:38
anyway that was why i forgot i never really told anyone that i never really explained
3:37:43
um i would and more than that would i'm gonna go get wood
3:37:49
do yeah we got a leather [ __ ] out of leather
3:37:55
[ __ ] got a saddle though and also grab some more
3:38:01
bread harvest my potatoes okay
3:38:07
so [ __ ] iron that's what i want
3:38:13
and i have another photo okay i'll make another furnace i want full iron armor because i refuse to die
3:38:23
okay
3:38:28
[Music] i have two questions one did you set up
3:38:35
the google form about the confession stream yes two are you gonna do random streams like the last time you were on
3:38:41
epic smp yes if so please please give a head up to the team now that there are
3:38:47
enough of us yes i will be doing that hopefully
3:38:53
i want to anyway as long as as long as everyone doesn't turn into goddamn me dressing up as a
3:38:59
french maid then i i will i will do them can i make a deal with you chat that we that we don't have every stream
3:39:06
uh that i do on the epic smb end up like this and then i will do more
3:39:13
i feel like that's a fair deal a fair plan
3:39:22
no promises kitten thanks buddy thanks bucker
3:39:29
[ __ ] sake
3:39:34
that's what i'm after perfect now i cannot die
3:39:39
good i will never die again you adorable human being i wish i could stay but i
3:39:45
must go good luck with this smp i hope to see you on here again soon
3:39:50
here is a gift before i go thank you for the [ __ ] 500 bits dude
3:39:56
thanks bro okay now i want myself some an iron pick
3:40:06
okay [Music] there we go now i can mine [ __ ] like
3:40:11
gold and stuff oh and i'm also gonna make it i'm also gonna make a spare stone pick
3:40:17
because might as well from regular mining
3:40:23
oh let me cut down a tree i'm going to take a bit of wood into the i've got food i'm set up for a mining
3:40:28
expedition so the thing that i want to make is using the create mod i can you i can i can make a drill and with a drill
3:40:35
i can like automatically farm cobblestone and if i can automatically find cobblestone then i'm set
3:40:41
like i can make iron out of the cobblestone right pretty [ __ ] worthwhile doing also i
3:40:48
really should set up a tree farm i might set up a tree farm now actually or as soon as i can true far might be the
3:40:53
first thing i do you are cracking my egg please stop i'm so fragile
3:40:58
oh i don't care it's gonna happen
3:41:03
all right all right let me go down here
3:41:11
on a tree there so it's easy to get to okay i need andersite
3:41:17
i think i'm set up now i'm good i'm gonna go time to mine in big cavy boy oh damn
3:41:24
oh [ __ ] me thanks for the thanks for the five gifted subs man
3:41:29
and watch whether you like it or not yeah thank you for the five good subs a sec congratulations to the five people that
3:41:35
got the subs i'm gonna go this way all right
3:41:42
at least you've got if i die i die nothing left that no nothing you can add i guess corset did we said
3:41:55
i need the motivation actually [ __ ] it
3:42:01
i'm good anyway if i die if i die [ __ ] it
3:42:06
we'll do uh shields are important i don't know how to make them how do i make them
3:42:12
i don't know how to make them do i have any i don't have any iron i'll make some in the cave
3:42:18
uh i need to craft a table anyway i'll make myself a shield later
3:42:23
three months wow it doesn't seem like it has been that long
3:42:29
oh gold iron hello
3:42:37
lots of iron but [ __ ] can [ __ ] hell yeah thanks for that thanks for the three months
3:42:43
dude never learns his lesson good point maybe i shouldn't do it but [ __ ] there's so much [ __ ] co there's
3:42:50
so much uh copper jesus sorry buddy
3:42:55
the good thing the axe does a ton of damage it's like more than a diamond sword
3:43:01
okay should i collect all the copper i you don't really need a ton of it though for
3:43:06
create mod it's usually zinc oh no wait no don't you make it brass oh no you do you need it for
3:43:13
brass that's it okay i need a lot of zinc though that's the other thing and zinc's a lot harder
3:43:19
to find but it is a round so much
3:43:24
okay i'm good i'm good i'm just terrified
3:43:31
what the [ __ ] this is my cave no one's found the cave yet
3:43:36
i'll be i'm gonna make it a bit of a mission holy [ __ ] look at this thing it keeps going
3:43:41
i made of making it a bit of a mission to get really set up like uh
3:43:48
i'm making it a bit of a mission to get like a large amount of material so i can make a ton of different farms that people can
3:43:56
use and stuff but it's a little rough
3:44:01
i'm gonna grab the gold gold i know you need for a different thing like uh gold's mate
3:44:08
you little [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] you [ __ ] you there we go oh
3:44:14
skeleton you're dead too
3:44:23
anybody
3:44:28
[ __ ] hold on dude i'm not dude okay the iron armor
3:44:35
didn't [ __ ] matter i don't have a [ __ ] sword how much
3:44:41
damage does it pick though there we go oh [ __ ]
3:44:46
[ __ ] you all i'm good reminder you were trying to make us make you wear a corset but you
3:44:53
got distracted did you see that [ __ ]
3:45:01
the [ __ ] bat the [ __ ] bat took a bullet for the skeleton what the [ __ ]
3:45:10
this might not be my place man
3:45:18
i'm not sure i like this cave
3:45:24
i'm done for that i need oh [ __ ] this okay i need a i need
3:45:29
to make an axe i can't survive in here like this
3:45:36
let's get out okay one minute oh [ __ ] you
3:45:43
okay all right i'm gonna need an axe that
3:45:49
can i make one out of like how do i get gold ingots
3:45:54
i'm gonna have to just make cobblestone one again they lose their like they lose their [ __ ] durability immediately though
3:46:03
okay [ __ ]
3:46:10
all right all right i need more zinc and also there's an emerald over there
3:46:16
i'm gonna go up there oh [ __ ] schlatt definitely got my emerald didn't he i'm gonna go recollect my emerald they
3:46:22
definitely took my goddamn emerald i've got it again let's go hardware baby one last thing before i go
3:46:28
and a controversial thing as well modded minecraft is not real minecraft
3:46:33
smiley face good night finn how [ __ ] dare you
3:46:41
you're a dick modern minecraft is not like vanilla minecraft it's not real vanilla
3:46:48
minecraft is that's what you mean but it's still minecraft diorite's really good did this stuff
3:46:53
makes every one block of this makes two [ __ ] uh thingy oh shield [ __ ] i didn't need my shield
3:47:01
i'll section off this little bit of the cave and it'll be my like i'll make a shield
3:47:11
make some cobble like first
3:47:22
shield time definitely a shield it's two iron right it's two and then a bunch of wood [ __ ] hell
3:47:34
wood come on second iron set up my auto clicker it's one iron
3:47:41
how do i do it oh oh oh let's go hell yeah i'm protected okay
3:47:48
i'm good i want something i can
3:47:55
all right i'm not gonna need this for a while copper's so [ __ ] plentiful iron however i mean iron you can get zinc is
3:48:02
the hardest thing to get this stuff this is just strictly there's not really
3:48:07
any good ways to get it it's straight up just gotta mine it okay no creeper
3:48:14
but for now i'm gonna have to make like i'm gonna have to get a bunch of iron because i can't make any machines that
3:48:19
make iron without iron sadly okay
3:48:28
finn really thought if i don't see him he doesn't see me what what oh yeah the [ __ ] with the
3:48:33
creeper gotta spend iron to make iron yeah
3:48:43
all right good morning well think well wait what the [ __ ] did i place that cobblestone or someone been here
3:48:53
what the hell what just damaged me okay i'm gonna need diorite as well
3:48:59
though anderson diorite diorite at least is
3:49:04
easy to get oh sorry diorite's at least like way more plentiful and it gives me every
3:49:10
time i mind one it it's equivalent to two andersite with the cobblestone and everything and i'm gonna make a couple
3:49:15
farm show diorite valuable very big brain diorite you can combine into cobblestone and make anderson use
3:49:22
anders like to make like little ingots that you need for create mod that's why i want that this fan have night vision i've
3:49:27
basically just cranked my gamma i cranked my gamma in um
3:49:33
in the minecraft files so i can see in caves it's not cheating it's just
3:49:38
it's just thinking ahead you gotta know these things makes everything brighter looks better
3:49:44
on video see
3:49:55
i was lucky what the [ __ ]
3:50:00
okay [Music] good i'm good i'm good i'm good i'm good
3:50:06
oh let's go diorite has its [ __ ] benefits nice i'm probably not ever gonna need
3:50:13
more gold than this as to as well can i join or is it just java uh it is
3:50:20
java and forge and no you can't join either way because it's like a private server some smp bro
3:50:28
it's cheating as it doesn't give you any scare moments it does give me scare moments but lighting in minecraft isn't exactly a
3:50:34
scary thing you know like there's no like tricks of the light that stuff can i don't know minecraft
3:50:40
isn't a game like that i guess
3:50:46
can i conserve my iron pick
3:50:52
holy [ __ ] the zombie party dude
3:51:05
so good at minecraft so good at minecraft so good at minecraft okay i can't decide whether to leave this
3:51:11
here i've got a good amount of it um the main thing i need now is either cobblestone or diorite
3:51:18
in a couple no cobblestone or end design sorry if i get andesite i'm kind of just like
3:51:24
i don't know okay i'll get couple i'll get a couple how do you get invited it's like i don't
3:51:30
know it's like youtubers and [ __ ] and friends with people so if you're friends with uh mr
3:51:36
matt if you're friends with mr matt then you can get in
3:51:42
i'm leaving this is the wrong way and [ __ ] the skeletons good i have a shield now i'm protected
3:51:52
yeah [ __ ] you
3:51:58
get out of here buddy oh my door went maurice's mcdonald's is
3:52:05
here okay
3:52:11
i need to make a couple gen too that's the other thing i need a i need a
3:52:16
[ __ ] ton of cobble to go against the diorite
3:52:23
oh my god i need to maybe get marisa to help me mine
3:52:31
all right what's up it's for content creators what mod pack
3:52:36
is it's literally just create mod like it's it's there's a there's a mod called there's a mod that's like fishing
3:52:42
awkward some [ __ ] oh let's see
3:52:51
i'm so good at clicking okay it's called
3:52:56
aqua aquaculture i don't know it but uh i don't it's just
3:53:02
a fishing mod it makes fishing a little bit more fun you can get like a lot of stuff from it but i don't know you can't
3:53:08
pay to join you have to be the organizer yeah okay in fact [ __ ] it i'm gonna i'm gonna do
3:53:13
the most boring thing ever and just mine couple for a minute various depending on what the hell
3:53:20
create an agriculture too aquaculture here oh my god
3:53:30
i'm trying to think of the machines i want to build i can i can build a drill
3:53:35
but it's a bit rough i'm not sure whether like stretching myself and going for just the drill is
3:53:42
going to be a better move or making that like or making myself an iron generation farm
3:53:48
thing i could get like infinite cobblestone and iron
3:53:53
i think maybe doing that i've been in for three months oh sweet thank you for the three month sub
3:54:01
don't make the don't make the funny door mistake i've got a theory that wasn't a mistake
3:54:08
there's no [ __ ] way that's so specific
3:54:16
there's no [ __ ] way that was real but it's really it was [ __ ] funny okay
3:54:22
yeah i've got it oh no okay i've got a bit of an desire i'm good i can make uh that's gonna be enough oh
3:54:29
that could be my drill oh [ __ ] okay
3:54:35
ideas i got big plans let me like separate the sign
3:54:43
and then bam let's put you there and then
3:54:50
okay i've got a big plan i can make a i can i'm going to make myself a little cobblestone generator
3:54:55
but then oh i already got buckets what the [ __ ] i'm gonna make a cobblestone jen
3:55:04
and then i should be able to automatically farm it with just [ __ ] [Music]
3:55:11
oh she's coming we're just drills hey gamer
3:55:18
thank you do you want to it's not all for you good night and i quote this is not right
3:55:26
you can't do this it's wrong on so many levels you can't be hotter than a girl
3:55:32
stupid because there's not just one girl who looks like yes there is i'm hot okay fine then i'm hotter than every woman
3:55:39
i'm sure hotter than most girls but there's also gross i'm hotter than every woman
3:55:45
than a girl like this nothing girl no then every girl you're hotter than this singular
3:55:51
standard of the woman yes i'm hotter than every woman that has ever lived thank you
3:56:02
large fries [ __ ] yeah thanks what the [ __ ]
3:56:16
this is all i ordered tangy tomato thank you that is the coldest fries on earth
3:56:24
yeah it kind of was outside why'd you leave it outside
3:56:30
the guy didn't want to [ __ ] listen to him anything else you'd like no
3:56:36
thank you thank you kiss me nope are you near the house because i'm i'm
3:56:41
i'm coming back um yeah i'm going into the mine though a bit okay
3:56:47
oh [ __ ] i need water oh [ __ ] i need water where the [ __ ] do i find water
3:56:53
put it in an airfryer i don't own an airfryer i want one i've not got okay listen i
3:56:59
don't have any dips that are colored white so i'm i should be fine but this is this was the last culprit
3:57:07
i ordered i have the same order every time mcdonald's
3:57:12
nice this lip gloss is not gonna [ __ ] stay by the way like
3:57:22
dude the um this lip gloss is going to be off by the time i finish like more than one of these
3:57:31
unless i just do that
3:57:37
good but the lips stay more you can always add more
3:57:42
that wasn't the deal the deal was to do the makeup one time if the makeup mysteriously gets [ __ ]
3:57:50
up it's that's that's part of it you know it's it stays away
3:57:56
if mysteriously finn hey i'm go i'm on a separate mission i've
3:58:02
left a bunch of stuff for the house okay
3:58:08
what is this breeding farm
3:58:14
oh they're cows holy [ __ ] that's cool oh and i'll feed that cow
3:58:21
oh wait [ __ ] i can't i need another one oh there's another one
3:58:27
whoops whoops okay i'll leave it in that chest there you go
3:58:33
um if the makeup mysteriously goes away what can you do what can you do
3:58:42
holy [ __ ] there's no combating that chat
3:58:52
oh my god that's the wrong one okay i'm good what the [ __ ]
3:58:57
i'm so [ __ ] stupid all right i'm good i'm good i'm good i'm good i'm good reapply it no no no that's not what we
3:59:03
that's not that is that's not what the that's not what th that's not the deal we made chad if i accidentally rub my eye and uh with
3:59:10
a makeup wipe who knows that accidentally lands on my hand you know what are you gonna do about it there's
3:59:16
no way no way to combat that no thanks for the twitch prime bro
3:59:24
that was pretty sweet that was pretty power's pretty nifty
3:59:32
chat he'll get annoyed and reapply the makeup himself
3:59:37
why would i get annoyed
3:59:50
you don't know me you don't know me you don't know what else you don't know what i'll do
3:59:57
i wanna i don't like it i i don't wanna hear your [ __ ] theories of what i'll do and what i
4:00:02
won't do bro i'm gonna you don't know because you want to look good
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shut up you don't know you don't know [ __ ] you don't know anything about me
4:00:15
i'm a mysterious individual part of me would kind of like that the uh what's it called the
4:00:23
whole thing with streaming i feel like you know so much about my life and personality
4:00:29
and it's like maybe some of the mystery would be neat but i can't [ __ ] know where to manufacture that
4:00:35
all right i'm gonna do some water in there lava
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wait this doesn't look great and then lava and then lava goes oh lava
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good go there so lava there water there what
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that'll look great oh yeah and then there'll be a cobblestoner be spawned in there okay
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i'm good
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my [ __ ] potato my potato i'm good there
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all right hey look at this yeah pretty sweet right
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look at that epic minecraft knowledge that won't work though there we go so if i can if i can like uh
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if i can set up a drill system for right here to just carry on mining cobblestone
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automatic couple forever so i can do that with one of the create mod drills which you use with this [ __ ] and it's
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really [ __ ] expensive uh but easy to run in theory
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with only one block easy okay watch this
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watch my sorcery at work chap look at my [ __ ] how cool i am
4:02:07
i forgot how to make it look at this
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damn look at that and then and then look at how many achievements i'm getting chat it's insane
4:02:20
and then i make one of these wow and then i make one of these [ __ ]
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and then i make one of these look how many achievements i'm getting bam a drill so this thing automatically
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[ __ ] minds for me if i hook that up like uh
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over there on the other side of the blocks let's do so i don't like uh take up a [ __ ] ton of space
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dude best thing ever basically what you can craft even before
4:02:49
you get iron armor shut up okay that goes into there and we need to make shafts and stuff so the in gears
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gears why not uh cogs they're called yes okay i'm gonna need a few of these
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and one of these buttons okay
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let's get one of those need more [ __ ] buttons
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let's turn that all into that wood more buttons what the [ __ ]
4:03:27
don no it well no i know the whole paypal like kerfuffle and [ __ ] our paypal got locked
4:03:33
for fraud so hey it's what's up dude paypal is doing a ton of [ __ ] recently that sucks ass um i got a
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friend dude dude
4:03:46
what a strange group of individuals vietnam right and or the philippines i forgot but
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and a shaft and a shaft and a shaft why is he wide i
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don't know actually i'm assuming it's an emote but i i don't know
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okay so i don't remember how to do this entirely so
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is this going to make it spin faster because i think it is right and then if i add a shaft
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and then a oh no if i add like no a shaft and then a mini one
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and then a another one like that so that's gonna make it really fast
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right i don't know gear ratios are not my thing so if like if this spins then that will
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spin faster causing that to swim faster causing this to spin faster right
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yes thank you chad so next thing i need is a cog it's like a water wheel it's called
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so [ __ ] clever let me just quickly do this infinite water source
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okay i'm gonna need a water wheel i don't know how to make it water wheel
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ah [ __ ] okay cog [ __ ] i need more wood one two four
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buttons make a cog wheel again bam water wheel slabs
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is that enough [ __ ]
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i'm gonna use up all our wood doing this
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there we go water wheel okay i might need more than one i will i'll definitely need more than one
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okay right so now we
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professional minecrafter okay we need to put our water wheel around like this
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around here i'm so smart i'm so [ __ ] clever
4:06:04
can the snow fall in on you i don't think it can nope like i don't like that no like that yes
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okay so now if i put water there then let's
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section it off real quick
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that'll spin [ __ ] hold on hold on
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there we go yes look at that and then it automatic now it's automatically mining cobble for me
4:06:38
let's [ __ ] go machinery baby i'm so clever okay we did it
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machinery baby can i easily get rid of that too
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now it could go faster if i did more like gear ratios and [ __ ] but there's also like i need to put more of those in
4:06:56
and a bunch of [ __ ] bunch of stuff that i could do i could also get soul sand and make it faster but
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look at this look at that look at that so look what else look what i can do okay i need more wood if i make a chest
4:07:09
i can make a hopper right what the [ __ ] and i can get it automatically collecting my [ __ ] cobble for me
4:07:16
industrial revolution hell yeah [ __ ] without snow boots
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yeah gonna be cobblestone snacked
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stacked on cobble all right this is all safe all right
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you need power for the room if you need power go for windmill yeah dude windmills kind of suck to make though
4:07:43
they're really expensive they're good but like i don't know they're really expensive
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they don't do everything i need them to do as well i want compact
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those are truly awful dude i really like mcdonald's fries but when
4:08:04
they're cold they're the worst thing they suck they just don't taste like they're
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[ __ ] nasty as [ __ ] okay what's it gonna make oh hopper chest
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what i was about to google how to make a chest i'm gonna need two
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and five ingots yeah one two three four five and then a chest so i can just go
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bonk and mine under there and bonk
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look at that look at you look at you my beauty
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okay right
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look at that insane beautiful okay now we're automatically producing our
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couple i think that's just automatically going into the hopper because i think create optimizers for it there
4:09:01
all right now the reason why i wanted a bunch of cobble is i use my diorite to put in a crafting table with this and it
4:09:07
makes andezite two of them so now i've got a ship to the van der site because of my cobble
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i'm done i'm done i did it i'm so smart
4:09:18
what the [ __ ] uh people complain when i scuff fry's the moment they're in front of me but yeah dude when they're cold they're
4:09:24
shitty okay
4:09:30
now now that i'm done with that do you want to do a just chatting stream now that i'm finished with my machinery
4:09:41
close up first dude there
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i think i did pretty good with the eyeliner and everything so you can't really tell but eyeshadow glittery
4:09:59
i kind of i don't mind the eyelashes actually i didn't do too bad with them
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all right there good got got some new screenshots for
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the folders boys all right
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there we go i disagree the eyelashes are bad really
4:10:23
i [ __ ] with the eyelashes when i look down they don't look good but like the eyelashes there they're pretty [ __ ] good looking
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eyelashes solid
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i'm still gonna [ __ ] around on uh minecraft thank idea time
4:10:44
best of both worlds uh i can't [ __ ] fry in my throat best of both worlds let me like make my
4:10:51
face come a bit more like that right up
4:10:57
and i can make it large large
4:11:02
easy i don't know i don't know if that looks good or not what do you think better or
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not good or what
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am i out of breath now i'm almost at a brother [ __ ] um the potatoes are good
4:11:37
i can also make a machine like this for potatoes but they're uh it's a bit a lot more slow
4:11:43
look at that what the [ __ ] i don't know that was a thing you could do in chat what the hell
4:11:50
look at that i used to put like a big flashing bing bong how does he do that how is that possible dude
4:11:56
look at all that andesite baby er only thing is now we need a [ __ ] ton
4:12:02
of iron [ __ ] the iron's kind of rough to get
4:12:07
to get a hold of hmm
4:12:16
do i do with this [ __ ]
4:12:24
i'm trying to thunk i know i need crushing wheels and you still have to make these in a
4:12:30
mechanical crafter and a [ __ ] ton of them and to get a mechanical crafter
4:12:37
oh it's a lot of stuff you need brass and to get brass you need to stamp brass and then to get the brass ingot you need
4:12:43
to make it with [ __ ] uh mix copper and zinc together and then you need to do that in a blaze burner it's
4:12:50
it's a lot of [ __ ] it's a lot of [ __ ]
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i don't know if i'm up for that to be honest i'm kind of tired i don't know if i'm ready to make that
4:13:01
commitment four hours into a stream
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i don't know it's a lot of commitment for one stream i think but
4:13:14
oh [ __ ] mink's joined don't forget to hydrate no
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i refuse to all right i'm gonna just do it just chatting stream because uh
4:13:25
this is that's so much work that i'm way too tired for okay oh marisa is gonna be streaming more on
4:13:32
that by the way okay let me rename it maurice is going
4:13:39
to be streaming at like 24 hour for a ton of time doing a minecraft so if you want to watch minecraft i highly
4:13:45
recommend the marisa go to marie's channel meow reezer on twitch
4:13:52
oh my god how was your day then
4:13:57
how was your time today chad what do what what what are you what are your hobbies what are your life's goals
4:14:02
and passions good job with the makeup thank you i think it's great this i keep looking at this eye this eye looks
4:14:08
awesome i did this one well
4:14:14
eight hours of d and d i don't get d and d man like
4:14:21
is it it's straight up just one of the the the person that makes up the story that's so much [ __ ] work for them no
4:14:27
i've played d d once uh with a friend but like holy [ __ ] how was that a game
4:14:32
that took off i mean it's just all like rules if i'm if i'm familiar it's rules that like
4:14:38
they make up right so you just kind of like you just make them up but then you also
4:14:44
have to like build up a character sheet but you also make that up so it's just
4:14:50
it's like kids playing with it so in theory couldn't you just be like oh there's a rule book i didn't know there's a rule book i was when i was
4:14:56
doing it my friend in theory i could just be like oh my character's really good with a sword [ __ ] best in the
4:15:02
lands right does 50 000 damage a shot and then it feels like it just be more
4:15:08
of a dick move than uh than against the rules but interesting being a dm sounds cool
4:15:15
bro that's so much work though fun as hell ah you weren't playing right then probably not but like
4:15:23
dangerous can also but buying modules which gives storylines maps okay it's so
4:15:28
much effort you gotta like keep track of everything you gotta plot out a storyline and [ __ ] or like plot
4:15:34
out moves i don't know it's rough
4:15:43
my goal is escaping america and living in europe after seven years of study
4:15:49
next monday i'll get last documentary for a work visa so good news oh [ __ ] yeah the
4:15:56
why do you want to go to europe over america especially for work why do you want to do that
4:16:03
is it work better in america buy high boots
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no no no
4:16:14
healthcare good point but do you you don't get that with a work piece or do you okay um
4:16:21
ain't ain't no bets been made ain't no heels gonna be worn buddy are you aware of work what the [ __ ] are
4:16:27
you wearing work culture in the us no working in the us is bad
4:16:33
really i always considered america to be like way better because there's more [ __ ] going on
4:16:40
no america's terrible [ __ ] it was all right for me
4:16:46
working in the us is modern day slavery really but you've got no [ __ ] taxes
4:16:52
man you got oh well i guess it depended on state you get like barely any taxes
4:16:57
and then um you do have to oh bro health care is going to screw you though
4:17:04
you've got hella taxes bro amer people i don't think americans realize that they're like people think
4:17:09
of america as a tax haven like we get tax hard really
4:17:16
[ __ ] doesn't you doesn't texas have no income tax or some [ __ ] or no and then or like one state has no
4:17:23
sales tax how are you getting taxed income tax 20 yeah that's low dude
4:17:32
like only [ __ ] 20 tax that's [ __ ] nuts that's why like that's a [ __ ] tax
4:17:37
haven be alaska oh good point i don't want to [ __ ] i don't think [ __ ] anyone wants
4:17:43
to go to alaska us british don't have it well do we no
4:17:51
in canada it's 30 to 50 percent yeah it's a rough it's a bit like uk
4:17:56
i think delaware has no sales tax yeah delaware no sales tax 1.8k a month for a one-bedroom apartment
4:18:04
if you're lucky in like new york i guess i think okay the reason why i see america is like it
4:18:10
could be really good for doing what i do like if you can work remotely holy [ __ ] if you can work remotely dude
4:18:16
there's some cheap [ __ ] house in the in america compared that's what i mean
4:18:22
like dude you'll pay like 500 bucks a month for for
4:18:28
uh for you know some [ __ ] in the middle of nowhere uh house and it will be insane like four or five bedroom
4:18:35
house for like barely any money in either like a
4:18:40
loan if you can get a like a mortgage or [ __ ] just you know that
4:18:45
where texas florida dude i've seen the house prices in florida
4:18:51
they're insane baseline for a decent house is 300k nowadays i'd say that's true that's the
4:18:56
average sort of house price you're dreaming don't make me do it don't let me do it
4:19:03
don't let me do it don't make me don't make me go on to [ __ ] zillow average house price here is 1.2 million
4:19:08
yeah but i mean i never judged the whole thing of like if i said oh the average house price around me is bo or this but
4:19:14
like just move that's the whole point if you're buying a house you're moving move further
4:19:20
and if you if you can if you can do remote work just move to [ __ ] the nowhere
4:19:26
move to tampa florida or not tampa move to uh yeah tampa florida is cheap or just
4:19:31
florida florida is cheap as [ __ ] so texas in like dallas texas
4:19:37
you'll get a good house price there this place have bad internet good point actually
4:19:45
yeah good point if you you have to move to florida that's the downside of moving to florida
4:19:52
i am buying a house not on my credit true styling for the internet oh god not
4:19:57
dallas that's where preston is [ __ ] there preston plays he's he's over in dallas and he's got a crazy i mean he's
4:20:04
[ __ ] minted but like he's he said he was talking about how like house prices uh are really really cheap over there
4:20:12
and that's why he went to dallas because he was buying a uh office space or something it was just super cheap
4:20:18
base pay is seven dollars holy [ __ ] really
4:20:25
minimum wage uk i want to see what uk is
4:20:30
uh 2022
4:20:39
no that's a living wage what's the minimum wage uh eight eight pounds okay eight pounds
4:20:46
in the uk and then what's it in the us [ __ ] he's right it's seven dollars that's [ __ ] rough buddy yikes jesus
4:20:54
[ __ ] that's terrible [ __ ] federal minimum wage jeez
4:21:01
yeah many of my changes all the time here you just haven't changed it that's [ __ ] crazy
4:21:07
yeah that's the thing like america's built for rich people right it's not built for like it's not built
4:21:14
for like you know systems in place to help you out it's built for people to have money and then not you know lose it
4:21:21
that's what i mean america is a tax haven for like rich people and [ __ ] like if you make like
4:21:27
above 50k which i think is like the minimum wage in the uh minimum wage i think it's like uh average wage in the
4:21:32
us i think it's like 50k yeah someone in chat was saying it's 50k yeah 40 50.
4:21:38
is that right i don't know if that's right like average wage in the us is higher
4:21:44
but i don't think that it's other than the uk anyway but i but you kind of get screwed over by a bunch of [ __ ] average
4:21:50
salary 55k yeah if you make like 55k 60k a year and above that
4:21:56
you'll probably be good like america's kind of built for that but less yikes
4:22:02
it's rough to be in america elon has 53 tax so it doesn't help rich
4:22:08
people only 50 yeah i mean
4:22:14
i'm taxed at uh what am i taxed at at base i'm think i'm taxed like base 45
4:22:23
and i'm not [ __ ] elon musk but uh and then as a person then i've got like if i
4:22:28
so me as like a person and a soul trader then it's like a way above 50. it's like 60 70. so it's like
4:22:35
yeah but that's only if i that's only if you do shitty like bad savings things like if i if i make
4:22:41
if someone uh you your prime sub if you give me that five dollars or the zero dollars because
4:22:46
prime if you did you know prime sub is free but if i get that five dollars and then i decide i want to go buy
4:22:53
a mcdonald's with that money i'd be taxed at like 70 of it right like
4:22:59
if you spend the money then you're taxed mega highly because it's then going to go through like income tax vat
4:23:05
corporation taxes for me corporation tax vat and then goes to me and i get assault trade attacks and then i get a
4:23:11
national insurance tax of like nine percent and then i get um income tax so all that [ __ ] stacked up
4:23:17
so if you spend the money you're kind of [ __ ] but if you keep the money i'm only taxed at 40
4:23:22
which is pretty good for the uk pretty good but yeah
4:23:28
you'll forget about tax evasion we'll talk about tax evasion another
4:23:34
time buddy that's uh that's for that's for a different type of stream
4:23:40
how goes boring life in the uk [ __ ] you it's okay it's fine it's fine i don't hate it here
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it's fine i'm a uh i don't do much in the day anyway so i'm kind of like what the [ __ ] camera
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i don't do much in my day anyway so i i don't have like i don't go to [ __ ] parties and [ __ ]
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all the time i don't know i i i'm pretty satisfied with my with my life in the uk
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i think it'd be nice to see the sun that's about it what either like why do you like the is
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boring a little bit but like it's not that bad you'll be fine
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how are you doing today finn drink water paint your nails find that dress i have not painted my nails uh i haven't
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had my toes painted in goddamn ages yeah i haven't done my toenails in
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[ __ ] years but i do have fake nails because i don't have to do these the reason why i don't ever do my toenails
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because i have to [ __ ] do it myself it takes [ __ ] years takes like an hour or two to do nails
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man especially toes it's [ __ ] you know it's hard to like do it
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this place is more interesting there's a lot of there's a lot of home if you look around unless you're in a fly oversight oh yeah
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true how do you do your makeup carefully um
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very carefully especially with eyeliner look at my eyelashes though look at that
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look at this eye this guy's doing great this was doing moves
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still kind of wink almost almost did it almost did it
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is living in the uk better than the us i don't know i've never lived in the us
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i think that i would prefer to live in the us at this
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point in my career because as i said the us is really good if you've got money and you're a white straight dude so
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that's me i'd be very america's built for me baby but the uk isn't it isn't as built for
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me although it kind of is you know can't lie i'm kind of living the dream here buddy but uh
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but that's about it the uk i wouldn't want to live there for like i i wouldn't want to live in the us
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if i didn't if i wasn't working you know like i wouldn't want to retire in the us
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if i didn't have like money you know like if i need to be like a multi-millionaire if i ever wanted to
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retire in the us i think i'd hate it otherwise uh in theory wouldn't moving to the us
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be an income boost because less taxes yes but uh
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you i'd need to be yeah kind of yes but i've also got like avenues here to make money you know like
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you can make specific investments in the uk versus in the us and i don't know i don't know [ __ ] all about us investing
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so i'll stick to the uk for a bit i don't think i'm gonna
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you have to pay at least 15k a semester to become a doctor and engineer i don't know what a semester is
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[ __ ] anyway i'm bored i don't eat my cheez-its i'll
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eat my cheez-its and look at chat go you guys just talk to each other for a minute while i eat my cheese my fried
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cheese
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[Music]
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[Music]
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you guys aren't talking to each other very much i'm just here to observe conversation
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[Music]
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it is just all right i will say america has like this shitty thing where
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they don't have these from mcdonald's it literally okay they're like breaded and they're crunchy
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on the outside right let me split one apart for you and it's just cheese on the inside but it's like good cheese
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like look how i'm all right look it's like good nice cheese like
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shoes
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i lost the weight now i'll give it gain it back the only downside is this box of cheese
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it's like oh well over a thousand calories it's like 1 200 calories oh but they're good
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obviously they're so [ __ ] good um
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yeah i'm getting the [ __ ] thighs back dude these things are gonna be meaty by the
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time i'm done with this cheese box hell yeah they're like dude oh
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when i lost the weight something that uh it was kind of interesting i noticed all the weight came from like
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i mean doing right i did lose like weight everywhere like i lost him in my face i asked in my life you know stomach and
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all everything like that but a lot of it came came from my legs right because you know
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testosterone if i'm gonna gain weight again it'll just go in belly it won't go in my it won't go in my thighs bro i'm not gonna
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have the big luscious thighs and ass so i have like uh my legs are like skinnier now which kind
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of sucks but that's kind of annoying damn why couldn't have i got why
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couldn't have i got the giant giga ass and thick thighs i don't know why i couldn't
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do it [ __ ]
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just hormones yeah that would be my testosterone does that affect
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so you're saying you want to be female no i'm not saying i want to be female i'm
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saying that i want to look hot in thigh highs and if you don't see the difference
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that's just on you the ideal female body
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the ideal female body has giant ass giga thighs and a
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monster schlong like me and i could have that i've got one of those things
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um but sadly you know hard to get a
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hard to fix the other two
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you changed out of your finger cosplay yes this dress makes my shoulders look so
4:31:06
wide like a [ __ ] roblox character because this isn't my shoulder over here like this just is dr more dress going
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sideways so i just look [ __ ] built dude it's kind of roblox dude i
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was square oh
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okay though the one thing about again uh my physique is i am just like
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straight down do you see like this is a pretty good representation of my body shape i go straight down and a little
4:31:38
bit like out here you know but sideways without titties right i i'm
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pretty like you know straight you know i'm pretty good there i don't have like a i don't have a belly i'm doing all
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right at least so i'm pretty happy with how i look but
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you know i'm it just i don't have like a i don't have a shapely body at least femininely
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you know because that's not that's not how i'm built you know
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the ideal male body consists of luscious curvy thighs chunky glutes and a thin waist true
4:32:14
no more thighs i know it's so terrible what brand of makeup should i use i don't think that you
4:32:20
should use any one brand on every single product um
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there's tons of [ __ ] contour doesn't [ __ ] matter uh eyebrows doesn't [ __ ] matter
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um eyelashes trial and error dude um trial and error
4:32:38
mascara barely [ __ ] matters just find something that for me i always had this
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thing where like i'm not allergic to anything but for some reason mascara always just used to sting my eyes and i
4:32:48
got a really expensive mascara and now it doesn't so there's that
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um everything else like i'd say the um foundation and [ __ ] and
4:32:59
concealer that does matter i'd say that's true i don't know what you what i can recommend though i use uh
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revolution makeup revolution conceal and define concealer
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so maybelline mascara is great i don't know any good foundations though i've never found one at least i don't i
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don't use foundation because i have i just have perfect skin i don't know
4:33:25
what to say i just have perfect skin sucks for you this game
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eyeliner you can go wrong with so it might just be a trial and error thing um but i use uh this one by
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by nikes nyx nikes nyx
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i use that one i don't know what it is but they're all decent what do you do for facial hair i shave
4:33:49
i have not i've not reached the age or like stage of being where like oh
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i haven't i surprised my makeup sponsors yeah no no makeup sponsors yet i should maybe i should push for a
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makeup sponsorship shoe um [Music] but
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basically you just want to match everything match your skin tone and match like and don't overdo it that oh don't overdo it and you'll be fine
4:34:13
um what was i saying i was saying something i was saying something
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i don't remember it i was saying something and i've forgotten liquid or pencil on a liquid
4:34:27
you could do a palette bro do you buy my would you buy my makeup line it wouldn't be good
4:34:33
like i can't i don't have the [ __ ] the pizza i don't have the [ __ ] money or like the uh money or the viewership
4:34:40
base to make anything good or the know-how i'd be terrible with it
4:34:47
yeah oh the faction yeah okay dude no stop my facial bro i whenever i shave the
4:34:53
[ __ ] hair's gone i don't i don't need i don't need anything the whenever i i just shave with a
4:35:00
[ __ ] razor blade and it's gone it i never have like patched never have died a lawyer to help
4:35:05
you set up a business in another country that's a tax haven you work for that foreign business for minimum wage and
4:35:12
you can get out of paying taxes locally this is only legal with a lawyer to help set this up so be patient
4:35:23
kinda a little bit um
4:35:30
pay money will be has you on his news show scroll thing the [ __ ] is that oh my god you're eating nuggets i'm not
4:35:37
peach these are fried cheese
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so they're pretty [ __ ] good shit's cheesy boy
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hmm
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yeah dude some people just have really thick beards and [ __ ] and i just don't i want to play minecraft now oh i do i i
4:36:08
don't know i don't know but yeah um i don't know some people just have it like
4:36:14
some people just have it uh rough or good i don't know with whenever they do beards
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so i do it caveat of i probably can't grow a beard if i tried you know
4:36:26
i should beat sabrin vr i tried it i can't get into beat saber man it's just i feel weird doing it
4:36:32
look what i made what i made i made an elevator look at this [ __ ]
4:36:39
it's speedy too watch this hold on look at the surroundings yoink look how fast it is
4:36:44
it even launches me up a bit it's sick
4:36:50
you watch peach jazz cool streams i do watch peach jazz cool streams
4:36:57
you all should watch peach jazz's cool streams i've seen one of peach jazz's cool
4:37:02
streams and their ver i can attest that they're very cool streams all right
4:37:08
look at this [ __ ] look at this machinery i can build it's smart too wait what the [ __ ] was it
4:37:13
broken [ __ ] hold on
4:37:20
the clip of you hiding your toy had reached a thousand upvotes on live stream fails
4:37:29
that's funny oh that's [ __ ] why um
4:37:35
there we go look at this machine what
4:37:40
how is this broken
4:37:48
oh
4:37:56
that's such a weird system starting it up okay i can see how that would be an issue but it does work
4:38:05
it's smart dude it's super smart yeah so it only activates when there's a cobblestone in there which is pretty
4:38:11
sweet um and then it okay it activates this thing it all ties into
4:38:17
this box here and then it goes into this chest and then when it go look you'll see it in a sec so 10 goes in comes out immediately
4:38:24
gets crushed gets filtered down into here and gets turned into flint and iron
4:38:29
nuggets the iron nuggets go into this system which then make it into iron ingots with
4:38:34
an automatic crafting table thing look at this
4:38:40
wow slowly but surely and then they go into this system which makes them into iron blocks
4:38:45
solid and i don't know how much [ __ ] i need to build this machine but it does work i
4:38:50
don't know how to do it though whatever that's the thing why are you up at 3am
4:38:56
i don't know i should really have recorded it [ __ ] i bro i was supposed to record a [ __ ] minecraft video i'm supposed to be and i
4:39:03
just i was supposed to be doing a regular minecraft video man
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[ __ ] i'm not i know i'm not dressing like this on the goddamn minecraft video
4:39:27
it's been it's not going to be a girl minecraft video now it's not no no it's not normal for me
4:39:36
just go in as six months bog ready for the last trimester no what oh
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sorry there we go oh [ __ ] anyway i do have to go i i'm gonna raid marisa um i'm gonna
4:39:50
raid riza and i'm gonna let you do that because i gotta go [ __ ] record a
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goddamn minecraft video i might jump into discord or something
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because i'll may as well make use of the fact that i'm i look amazing now you know
4:40:07
most will make use of the fact that i'm i'm looking hot so i will see you boys
4:40:12
i'm parade me i could raise soda cat i will write soda cat a time where marisa is not staying
4:40:19
in my house and will definitely punch me in the in the face uh if i don't do that i can cancel chat
4:40:26
let's see oh it's not a lot what the [ __ ]
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hold on let me see hold on
4:40:41
finnster forgets to remove something from the background of their stream
4:40:47
i'm gonna try it if this stream doesn't work out you know what it doesn't work out i'm gonna let marisa do a thing
4:40:53
uh but maurice is staying with me right now oh damn let me know if you [ __ ] spot it
4:40:59
no that seems fine okay sick anyway all right [ __ ] it it's good uh my my upload speaking deal
4:41:20
there's a massive dildo in the bat stay in the stream for any longer
4:41:39
[ __ ] damn it people are going to think that
4:41:44
people on this separate aren't gonna know though people on the separate aren't gonna know what the [ __ ] the dildo was
4:41:51
they're just gonna think it was oh my god [ __ ] like anyway they're just gonna think about something else
4:41:58
anyway i'm gonna uh i'm gonna eat that's funny though
4:42:06
imagine imagine how ham you gotta be to finish up and you don't cross the room to forget about
4:42:12
all right boys i'll see you uh the people are still here um i will see you on the next stream i will see
4:42:18
hopefully soon uh maybe also girl month i'm not sure but uh everyone else that left [ __ ] hope they enjoy marisa's
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stream see you boys bye