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gamers gamers and game gamers
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listen welcome
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gather round children good lord this thing looks awful
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oh well who twenty-one when we got a twenty-four like that one
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i didn't like that head dress one bit i look like a oh i look like an ugly ugly man disgusting
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okay gather round my children we are going to figure out which one of
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you are good and which one of you are bad
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humps deserve to go to the nether or the ether
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okay everyone 19 months park everyone
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it's time to decide have you been a bad boy
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everyone forgive after me for i'm about to sin after me
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repeat after me forgive me daddy for i have sinned everyone uh we are going to is this
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offensive maybe anyway uh i have collected i have
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collected a metric [ __ ] ton of answers from you guys
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damn i have collected a metric [ __ ] ton of answers from you guys on confession
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anonymous what clothing we wanted and we said none you may have misheard
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um so i went neutral with the makeup because i don't want to be a [ __ ]
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i confess i've been subscribed for now there's some like there's some level of irony that the non-outfit is is
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legitimately the [ __ ] thing i've ever worn like i i fee if i let this it
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it's like a long shirt bro oh why can't i hold on
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holy [ __ ] yeah um this anyway
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so uh i'm gonna skip the religion like
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god [ __ ] got a hair in my oh sorry god no daddy uh so okay listen
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uh i've collected a bunch of uh anonymous viewer confessions forget father for i have sinned i'm about to
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dump for that femme boy again [ __ ] you okay
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i've skimmed the first page like the first thing i see
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it's already bad there are 500 answers and that is the cream of the crop too
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this is what the mods have gone through for me thank you mods a stream so im not gonna get any sleep tonight i guess
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the mods have curated the mods have curated this list we sent
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out on the discord join the discord we sent it on the discord a uh a confession
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where anyone could answer and if any we aren't we just asked them confess your deepest darkest sins desires uh
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things that you've done children i have exactly 10 years on you young lady precisely 10 years xd we share a
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birthday xd milf bro
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okay okay oh [ __ ] thank you for [ __ ] who deserves some freedom freedom waterfall
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good name okay let me let's go through this list the very first one is just i pooped that was
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the very first one we got i feel like we should keep it
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so some of these are some of these these have been pruned to be like
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the good ones and you know whatever uh but dude there is too many to go through
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i don't there's no details on there so i don't know who sent them no one knows who sent them all i have is just
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what they did and then there's a the mods of like wrote in little notes about it afterwards so i'm not gonna sh i
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don't know if i should show them or could you anyway shall we see shall we see okay
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and you'd here's the thing you'd think immediately that these would be like uh
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that these would be like just tall tales to astonish right you know just [ __ ] however some of them are
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some of them are i'm looking at literally the tenth one down and it says ever accidentally kill a family of four
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well i have so i mean it could be real i
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think it could be real i there's also a tag
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so the mindset the margin the mods had to go through this i've been naughty
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sorry daddy i've been naughty um the the mods had to go through this and they've marked it like with tags and one of the
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tags i [ __ ] you not is elder abuse
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it's like the the seventh one is elder abuse i haven't even scrolled i have not
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even scrolled oh my god okay this is gonna be [ __ ] this is gonna be fun all right
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oh okay how should we do this there's there's the ones that um by the
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way since this has been gone through by the mods because they're amazing people um there's some that are like marked
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holy [ __ ] sorry my mind i haven't looked through this there's some of them that have been
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marked as green some of them as nothing and some of them is red i forgot what red means but the red ones
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are the red ones are like unhinged like i don't it like it very well could
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be the mods could tell me all right now it's ah that's that's the ones you're not allowed to read that's the tos ones
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red is very very bad yeah so there's that um
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jesus [ __ ] i came to rule 34 of you while dressed
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as a fanboy okay um should we go down the list
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i guess i'm just scrolling oh i've got an idea i've got an idea i've got an idea here's what we will do
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i'm gonna pick a rant i'm gonna okay so it's a chat there's numbers one zero two or one to [ __ ] 500 let's get
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up a random number generator let's grab a random number generator and
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see what we can do i'm going to randomly pick one of them out and read it let's see okay
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random number generator can i like do this with google kind of oh yeah and oh my god okay if i create a display
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like uh display capture add
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this one okay right and then if i go like
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it's like let's make sure this is okay and then if i
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make this small i'm gonna do this
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will you work oh i can oh i can okay okay okay
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[Laughter] all right
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let's [ __ ] do it all right ready let's set the max to 500 let's see what
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it comes up with or this might just end up being bad if it's 420 i will uh i
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don't know i'll i'll get high right now i'll be i will uh get blasted if it oh
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if it's 69 i will uh oh [ __ ] this could be a fun game if it's 69 i will change into just straight up
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lingerie if it is 420 i will uh drink heavily
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okay ready three two one 142 okay let's see let's see what 142
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has in store for us scrolling down my list it's a good in between
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ow that's not
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oh my god this one's big okay wait the number's like one down so i'm gonna like read the one down
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this happened in like november okay here's the story this happened in like november i haven't read this this happened in like november
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i'm in the eighth grade and i was inspired by finn to buy a maid dress what's the eighth grade for american
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what how old are you in eighth grade what is that who you're so disappointed that it
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wasn't sixteen or four twenty fourteen oh [ __ ] okay uh
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are you getting money to buy some religious music for vibes i feel like i don't want to cross the
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religion i'm i'm playing on the religion bit but i don't want to i don't want to be a dick about it
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because i don't know rose the max number is 528
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okay okay i'll set it next time
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i was inspired by finn to buy my dress i did and then i proceeded to go to school wearing it because it's funny ha ha oh
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what a terrible decision uh what i didn't expect happened was for people to start
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well i didn't this is [ __ ] what i didn't expect happened was for people to start clapping for me during lunch when
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they what the [ __ ] when i went to go dump my trash in like a few seconds the entire cafeteria started clapping are you
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giving out so when i got to the end of all the rows
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i did a little curtsy and the crowd exploded into applause
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that's so [ __ ] blessed and then everyone clapped uh
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oh my god [ __ ] was kind of epic and i still get people asking me now if i was the maid dress guy
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let's take a book let's take a vote do we believe it random drumroll
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read it moment that's like that's that's straight up like the red violets are blue i want to
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blow you like your names as bubbles oh [ __ ]
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oh [ __ ] wanna uh put your how the [ __ ] do you bubbles want to put your uh lips to my
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to my uh hole and then blow through it that's what i'm into i went to catholic school and somehow
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this is the closest thing to making me consider converting i shouldn't
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it's a sin you can't okay i got like the nun with like
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inch long pink acrylic nails and and literally a skirt that a dress that just
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covers her ass and socks that haven't been washed in five years anyway
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some of the i i know i don't know if the random number generator is going to be a good plan because some of these like the
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one under this just says my balls hurt from chafing
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so i don't know you guys working them too hard i don't
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know what to do i don't know some of them might land on
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terrible things but we'll see all right let's go next let me set it to 528
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apparently that's the one i think it would be 529 because the top row is actually like what's it called takes up
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one do you believe it now 80 percent of the votes no i don't believe it either in all fairness it could have happened
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in my opinion it's just like a uh you've given you know when you're at school and then you're like oh yeah two
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it's tony you know when you go you're at school and you're like uh you're like daddy for i have sinned
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i will i'll attend to you later there's like you know when you kind of have that
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like fantasy of like oh i'm so cool and epic like that that thing that dream that you wake up from at some point
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because you're not one of the cool kids because you're in this stream i mean come on
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if i think i can pretty pretty overtly say that none of no one
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here was one of the cool kids there's no shot don't lie to me don't lie to me
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i'm a nun don't lie to me it's against it's against
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against that guy anyway let's see next one sevens oh not very far down okay
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[ __ ] it not very far down let's go let us see 177.
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oh there's a red one oh my god the red one's [ __ ] nuts okay one seven seven one seven
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i shout on the floor in the middle of a random bathroom and force my sibling to pick it up
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love you sid hi beautiful thank you where i can say my sins i want to be punished 14 months mark
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classic a classy response now that's the sort of sins that we like
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to see chat tassel
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my [ __ ] god okay so
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skipping right past that one this is a bit too loud maybe okay uh
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let me next let's see what else the sins have in store for us what the [ __ ] oh my god
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we're sticking like the same goddamn region for ages i'm saying god damn a lot i feel like i shouldn't
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171 okay it just says i am now gay because of you thanks i guess
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nice what the [ __ ] i mean
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how many of you how many of you can relate mood yeah that's kind of what i was going for there's
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i take pride in it what can i say the one right about i'm just gonna read it anyway the one right above that is mark
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green and it is truly it should have been marked red it's even it's tagged as degenerate
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confession uh it says i unironically use discord light mode uh
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oh my god one of those there's a note that says chassiu uses light mode
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no she doesn't on ironically chassis please
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no kill it right who the [ __ ] does that you've got to go out your way but i can
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i can looks dude you use google chrome and youtube on light mode dude
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fine by me that's the default i'm not going to blame you because you don't know what the set the way the [ __ ] setting is but if you went out of your
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way to find the setting to turn dark mode to light mode [ __ ] you dude you're wrong
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incorrect i find it easier to read get i i would sooner accept you getting
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an eye transplant than setting discord to light mode god damn fix that [ __ ] god [ __ ]
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okay let me uh okay let's see another one what we got
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what we got boys what we got what do you think 177 i'm gonna uh i'm gonna buy a
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lottery ticket i i'm thinking it's 352. hey rose i am here for you for one
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and another few years now i tried i tried it was close i was
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close it's 200 and something 73 let's see 73
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look how long look at how much [ __ ] there is here by the way okay uh
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73
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okay [ __ ] i'm just gonna read the one below it because no one's like one line there's one below it's like a whole
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story and i want to read that one more 74. okay so back in 2015 to 2016 i was in my edgy
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phase pre openly by the way i don't know why i haven't got to this point but the subject that
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like it's tagged is bio hazard oh no
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[Music] oh this isn't going to be good okay
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i was in my edgy phase pre-openly being trans and we'll watch content creators such as steven crowder
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i iconoclast uh mg mg oh mgtow like that
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men's rights thing okay cool uh men's rights mgtow content and
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and and
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sorry and the company [Music]
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whoa what's in my hair the uh and the and the [ __ ] shrine i had for stephen
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crowder was in my old apartment i couldn't make it past [ __ ] shrine bro
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uh in valmira oh i don't know what that is i don't know where that i i probably
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butchered the name pronunciation and despite me that come uh and despite me thinking it
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was it was it was d-genus oh my god it's real hold on the [ __ ] shrine that i have for
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streaming cowed at crowder in my old apartment oh my god was in what was in my old
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apartment and despite me thinking it was dj and his ship i thought it was funny and kept going up until the day i left
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i revisited the area recently 2020 march 13th my birthday and i took a stroll around my old place
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enjoying and getting nostalgic since i've lived there since i was three years old i remember
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and i remembered about the shrine i thought it was a meme it's they have a [ __ ] comes from i remember about the
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shrine i was morbidly curious if anyone had found it so i went to my old apartment and went inside nobody
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questioned it nobody questioned it and they still had the same password at the entrance
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uh one two three four five odd um and i just walked right in right on in
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and i knew it i knew it was in the back the back room with the electricity things
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what the [ __ ] you mean the [ __ ] circuit breaker this guy is just [ __ ] degenerate anyway i know what they're
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called i never really touched them a circuit breaker um and and to my unpleasant surprise all the fuse bugs
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and to my unpleasant surprise it was still [ __ ] there
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i'm gonna gag i'm gonna [ __ ] gag chat hold on oh bro
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okay let's refresh give me a second before i read the next bit this guy has left
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for fought for five years for five years
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he's set up a shrine for stephen crowder editor i hope you're already thinking in pictures of this and came in one spot and left it there
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for for five years i gagged for five years
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i already read the next line it gets so much worse
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it gets so much worse and to my unpleasant surprise it was still there and it sprung up to some
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degree it did in it and it had sprung up to some degree and
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had little mushrooms
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it had little mushroomy things growing from it and the picture of steven with his shirt off was
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was half melted slash drowned in baby batter
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and i just felt 12.
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and i just felt so weird having to i just felt so weird having to remember
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to remember likely no one will ever remove it and if they and if they do some poor person will
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have to deal with it i'm obviously not removing it because it'll be sass if i walked out my
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apartment that i don't live in with this process thing
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the room itself oh sorry and the room itself wasn't pleasant it smelled awful and i had to take a shower
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after entering the room oh my god
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i get why it's tanked as biohazard oh my [ __ ] god
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i believe it i've there's so much detail that i believe it i believe that that
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was that's real i i 100 i'm on board but i'm not on board with it but i believe that it's
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can we have some appreciation and check for the monster to read all of these i didn't have to bribe them at all so
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they're awesome yeah oh my god they've even came up with little jokes
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on the side i don't know if they want me to read those but they've came up with little jokes like the one below it because of you i have been on hormones
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for two months oh how hell yeah dude just don't do what
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this guy did just don't don't make a [ __ ] shrine don't make a [ __ ] shrine and then you're good you can do
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anything you want in life as long as you don't make it come true mushrooms comb shrooms
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so the one under it's like just says chicken nuggies and the most disgusting thing about this story is still stephen
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crowder does it not bring you a little bit of joy to know there's a picture of
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shirtless steven crowder with rotted [ __ ] on it come on
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i feel so violated by that confession i feel like we've peaked there can't be
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a better one than that we can't top that bro we peaked too early in the stream
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there's no way okay let's see 250 okay a nice even number if it was
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500 that would have been kind of impressive okay 250. let's see what 250 is
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ah the dread that i feel oh 256 is a red one
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okay um let's see 250. i whoa
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i i've broken into this is just a real confession this is a crime i've broken into every single house on my street the
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owners were home as well i would go inside and sneak around the house just to look around i would never steal
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anything i just thought it was interesting to look at other people's lives nobody knows i do what's this non-looking outfit i've just come into
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wasn't there a guy that did that like there was a pretty famous guy that did that right there was like a crime
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yes that's a crime am i just now informing you that that's a crime
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i don't know how i feel about it that's interesting
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is it that bad hot take i'd do it
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i i mean listen no violence no taking
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if they don't know you did it no harm no foul
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if they never know it's fine it's fine i condone this baby no okay i don't i
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don't i don't don't do that that's a bad bad bad idea i honestly i'm liking everything to the
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stephen crowder come from i love steven crowder but not like that lol god
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why do you like stephen crowder but you're here this seems like there's [ __ ] very
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little audience overlap between my content and steven credit steven crowd is like the [ __ ] women and the
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transgenders they're all [ __ ] they're all insane and then i'm just out here just
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just a straight up guy in a non-outfit bro oh my god okay let's see
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oh there's one right i've got to read this hold on oh this is upsetting one of them just
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says i looked you up on rule 34 and i was disappointed with what i found you just weren't hot
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oh you haven't seen me without this [ __ ] nun outfit on bro you haven't seen me
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when this when this nun outfits off at night bro you haven't seen it i don't know what
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some i think i know what no i do i think i know what's on my roll 34 what the what are the mods wrote
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i'm much what the [ __ ] [ __ ]
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the mods have suggested that i launched now anything
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anyway
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that's upsetting it's gonna cut right to the depths of my soul
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anyway the mods are smart yes okay let's see what next random number
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i'm going to read the ones that seem interesting just even 195 okay okay okay 195 close to the original
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only 50 down okay 195 195 one over
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that's not even a [ __ ] thing okay i'm gonna pick a new one the one that one was just like just
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nothing ah there's a really long one like right below it and
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a lot of really long ones right above above it so i kind of want to know okay i'm going to read the one below it
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because it's like formatted anyway hey rose i know i know you're going to read this uh one on stream so enjoy i
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will the depth of my innocence as a child greatly amuse me now this person is over 30.
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i know no one says greatly amuse no one no gen z millennial says greatly amuse
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okay in elementary school we had to do reports on the wait what the [ __ ] in
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elementary school we had to do report we had to do a report on laws and i did mine about dumb laws funny i was proud i
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was i proudly report i'm i'm literally the things wrote brilliantly i'm just dyslexic
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i proudly reported on how illegal in texas on how it is illegal in texas to own a
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realistic dildo didn't know that actually i had no idea what a dildo was but i thought it was dumb why can you
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own why can you own one but not a realistic one so i included it in the dumb laws dumb laws list that i compiled
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we had we had to read our reports in front of the class when i got to that particular law the whole class burst out
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laughing and the teacher had to pull me aside to tell me what a dildo to tell me dildo was a naughty word and i shouldn't
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use it or say it again i i forget how old i was maybe fifth grade or sixth grade but everyone else knew
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what a daughter was but me apparently what is the age that you figured out what a dildo was
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do you wanna hear an awful thing that i know how i wanna hear an awful thing my dildo
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story i shouldn't tell it i'm gonna
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i'm just gonna really hope no one in my family sees this because they know but
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it's very funny okay so listen you're gonna immediately get where this
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is going from the first sentence by the way the you're immediately gonna understand what this is i don't even need to finish
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it right see how fast you get it right my grandma died we had to clear a
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house that's i can stop the story then i was the one
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i was the one that was cleaning one drawer i opened a draw
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i don't need to finish the story
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massive
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now she had a good sense of humor literally
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i remember i was in the room with my mom and i was like and i was like oh [ __ ] i was like ah
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yeah we knew that i mean [ __ ] what are you going to expect it was funny though
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we look back on it [ __ ] sake anyway so that's
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i don't know the age that i learned what a dildo was it's one of those things that i feel like you always know i know
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no god please no all right random number generator next i've now i sorry i had to
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confess one of mine so oh [ __ ] okay why do we stick in like one category for
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a while what the [ __ ] we stick in one like section of numbers for a bit
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[ __ ] what was that 223. let's see what 223 has in store for us
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oh it's short and sweet i killed a frog when i was nine it's the oh my god
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it's the only life i've ever taken i've felt sorrow for it since
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then oh i thought it was gonna be like mean but
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it was so sweet oh no oh no
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oh [ __ ] okay poor frog
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oh my god there's a lot of like big boy story time hours
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strange story time i found one so on
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there's a red one that's there's a red one that like
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there's one in red that i don't know if like there's one in red right below this the one that i'm looking at
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what the [ __ ] is this
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i think there's a fan fiction in this this was not the opportunity to write the fan fiction
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boys what the [ __ ] that's why i read it there's like a like
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multi-paragraph fan fiction in this i didn't know it it's i what
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neat do i read oh [ __ ] i can't i can't read it i can't i can't do it
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well can i i'm gonna skim through it and see if it's interesting oh no is it
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this is like a falling in love with me thing it's so long i'm gonna skip it we'll go
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back to it the one the one that's red right under it it look hold on the one that's red there's a red one here
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oh it literally it it's it literally just says it says i fell in love with the 16 year old i'm 25.
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oh the [ __ ] in this [ __ ] thread dude goes from zero to a thousand what the
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[ __ ] then one and then dude diverse audience
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man it literally one of them next down i was caught i've been caught in my sister's thong
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this skips around i feel like i could just read this like section and it would be but
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i found handcuffs in my parents bed or behind my parents bed yeah of course i mean [ __ ]
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do the [ __ ] like dude if you find handcuffs behind your parents bed
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go for the [ __ ] chad play take them
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take them steal them make them wonder where they went as an indication if there is a
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ticked box it means if there is an arrow it means to go and read smile
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yeah but they're funny okay we'll do
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i ha in some dreams i have a huge dick i'm female i enjoyed it
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holy [ __ ] we're just proving freud right this is just that literally that's just
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his theory based based isn't that literally his theory that
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like penis environment trans cause of you imbiling you for my hrt heart
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one right above that i ate an ant when i was a kid very bitter don't recommend it
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nice sir david it's tagged as sir david attenborough
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that's funny depends on the species event there are some in australia that are delicious
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mods are funnier than me oh there's a okay
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fine there's a murder confession in this sorry there's a murder attempt
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confession in this it's not even funny it's just straight up a murder attempt confession
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jesus [ __ ] good lord okay i'm gonna randomly i'm gonna random
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number generator i'm gonna random number generator i wanna see read it it's not funny it's like i tried
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to kill my sister when i was ten i hit a head off a table like that it's that it's it's look
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i'll make it as funny as i can because i once tried to kill my sister
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my god i was right almost killed her by hitting a head off a desk what the [ __ ]
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dude anyway on a random number generator let's see oh my god what the [ __ ]
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there's a good chance i've already [ __ ] read this one 241 it's in the same like vein
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two four one two four one two four one oh i i that was the big dick female nice
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one four eight one four right let's see one full right one four eight one four eight one full right
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what are you one okay one for eight is short and sweet one for eight is i came to rule 34
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of you while dressed as a fanboy well i was dressed as fanboy or you were dressed as fanboy
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anyway there one right oh
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oh my god some of the confessions are just oh my god
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this one seems more light-hearted i'm gonna read the i'm gonna read the one of them is tagged as uh cross-dressing confession i'm going to read that one
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that's so crazy can you imagine someone like all the weirdos cross-dressing dude can you imagine can you imagine
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crazy don't be insane you know what you're like a girl except
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more interesting i'm like a girl except smarter
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smarter and you know better because why chromosome
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smarter in every way i'm like a girl oh i was gonna say i can drive but i can't drive i can't
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i i'm [ __ ] awful at driving and i don't have a license uh i've crashed my car
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once so not that bad actually i've scraped it it's less of a crash more like a
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slight skid and a and a broken window
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and door but that was a different thing reason reason submitted one
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reason number 98 reese's submit one hi finn it's marisa i
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pissed in your shampoo johnson you are like that [ __ ]
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this [ __ ] marisa p is sitting down
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what a [ __ ] [ __ ] who the [ __ ] peace shy rape
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shy rave thanks for the eight months
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oh you would oh sister rose please baptize me with your holy waters you were 10 p off you
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were 10 cents away from having six nine sixty oh [ __ ] god damn it
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fine dude this is the [ __ ] slowest outfit
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oh there's a quote in american psycho where you say something around marisa stop you
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still said it guys it's still all the same words it's still it's an auto mod you [ __ ]
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goblin marisa gets banned from twitch for saying like she wants to stab me and play around the
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blood play around in my blood and then comes back the next day and says the exact same thing in my chat again
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you [ __ ] idiot had like an old twitter campaign about
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it i there's a dude if you get banned for that i swear oh my god anyway
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uh here's a green one cry for help okay cool
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i really really really like a stealtho i didn't i i don't know how to
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i don't know how to go on with this information like i know it's a guy but i still don't care if i yeah but i still
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don't care and if i still and if i what and if still okay no this isn't dyslexia this is just
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bad writing and i don't care and if still date him and i don't know if it gay or not
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i'm not gay or i don't think i'm gay please tell me if it is help
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who wants to tell him who wants to deliver the news who wants to do it
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don't make me tell him don't make me tell the poor guy if you're into the [ __ ] and ball
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if you're into the [ __ ] and ball listen nothing bad about it nothing bad about it
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do what you want take a good old lick take a good ol take a good old whiff
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but at some point ah at some point after liking that much
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[ __ ] and ball you gotta admit to yourself that you like [ __ ] and ball
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that's fine just because the [ __ ] and ball is hidden by a pink skirt
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yeah i think people miss the thing oh it looks so good holy [ __ ] damn i should have done lip gloss still
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look good though uh i think people are like they they get confused by the thing of like looks like a woman but has [ __ ]
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and ball but that's [ __ ] and ball what does it mean does it mean i like [ __ ] uh
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uh bodybuilders now no which means that you like family this random confession if you don't want it to be gay just
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become a woman transition forehead yeah that's like
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i i cut i got a paper cut i'm gonna cut the whole [ __ ] finger off that's
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the most like extreme measure you can confess stuff to me through donations i'll take them
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oh
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good job we've had one one coming out on stream nice there's a
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good job good job um you could feel free to confess stuff
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through donations i i still need to make money because i have to pay for my crippling sugar-free rebel addiction
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also i'm gonna i've got to lose more weight i've gained weight and i want to lose it again
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i'm much lighter than i was but i gained a bit it shows why are your hands so tiny i'm a girl and they're smaller than
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mine they're not small they aren't small these are large hands
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look at this red ball look at that this is a [ __ ] foreign
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250 milliliter red velvet love of your embrace look at that i have large this is just
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what it looks like from my point of view by the way this is this is okay
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it's not tossed there's it's um it's about the right anyway
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uh monster can i'm not that confident
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i have large hands my palms aren't super big but my fingers confession i donate money to internet
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gremlin queens
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thanks there's uh [Music] hell yeah okay the mods of like the mods
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have picked one i want to read this one uh when i was in high school every here's another confession for you
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i will be your internet gremlin queen thank you by the way thank you thank you pink oh
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why useless dumbass squad [ __ ] yeah thanks for the thousand bits useless
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thank you uh okay i wanna read this thing i wanna read this one when i was in high school every year we had we had
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a huge potluck what's a potluck that's a lottery right what is a potluck
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i'm not familiar with your americans regrettably i too like men
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oh i have a lot of sympathy for uh women and gays women every
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for women for straight women and the gays i have a lot of sympathy for you because
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men i mean i am
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i am the perfect man so i can't speak for me but for everyone else god right
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uh nutcase
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food party oh okay i wouldn't have even guessed that uh confession i
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what confession i freeze my [ __ ]
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i freeze my sorry i could have just stopped there i freeze my [ __ ] and bury it deep enough to hope it will be a diamond one day
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are you making fossil fuel what the [ __ ] diamond is unlikely
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i freeze my calm come diamonds come diamond
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the most valuable comment off thank you for that donation that was lovely thank you for letting me know and thank you for the bits my god thank you useless
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dumb come has no [ __ ] carbon here everything has copied rose that's not
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true i've been waiting for the next walk streams but i feel they will never happen don't ever come
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oh and i think i'm an asexual by curious person but that's not a big deal
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how can you be asexual and buy finn you weigh like 15 to 20 pounds less
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than me and are 1.5 to 2.5 inches taller your weight is not too much
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no but i want i want to be like hot and sexy what can i say confession i
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slept with a friend of my wife last night and got herpes
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no no no
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oh that's [ __ ] rough that's rough buddy
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holy [ __ ] oh i've got an idea by the way
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what if i plug this into a text-to-speech so all the donut the the what's it
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called the confessions i get them on text-to-speech natural reader
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okay is this just gonna go play
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when i was in high school every year we had a huge potluck with all the students
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to decide who went first were you confession i joined tick tock just for
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lesbian thirst traps didn't we all buddy didn't we all to decide who went first
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we usually had a contest for a few years the contest was simply
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decorating a door they tried for a few years making videos instead which was very fun
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my class went first all three years when this was what determined who went first
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you have ruined men for me i refuse to date a guy if he isn't a fanboy
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nice do you reckon the the do you reckon the uh what's it called texas beach cringe do you reckon we keep it or shall
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we like or should we i don't know do we carry on with the text-to-speech or no
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we'll see and also i'll take that compliment thank you for
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the ten dollars by the way i'll tell that compliment keep it no read it oh [ __ ] paul do it as a poll there's dude a
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lot of differing opinions but let me address this listen
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not everyone can be as hot as me so take the bar down a little bit you know
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there's maybe um zero people that i've ever met in real life that are as um stunningly drop dead
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gorgeous as me let me tell you a secret women
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women and me go together like that i will go to the shops in my in my least
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impressive attire right i don't even try and women run up to me by the time i
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even glance in their direction their skirts on the ground you know i'm i'm used to it at this point
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so i don't know take the take the bar down a little bit take it down a few notches
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dripping wet i've if i if a woman has seen me
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and i have to walk in the direction she goes i've got to put a wet floor sign down i'm [ __ ]
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like cartoon [ __ ] slipping around trying to catch my catch my legs right um
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so you know not everyone can be not everyone
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confession the first and only time i saw titties earl they were my cousins
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i remember the first time i saw titties it was at school actually it was i the first time i ever saw titties was the
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popular girl at school this stream is entertaining af as far as
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hand size comparison check discord right quick wait a second
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[Music] why do you look more attractive as a woman that i do
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this is unfair you know the f
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you know the first time okay not like not bare titties not like
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baby right someone or someone in chat already [ __ ] clued on to where i'm going with
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this not bad titty but the first time i ever saw like just girl bra like she just
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went like that
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it was millie [Music]
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i that was a memory i've just unlocked in my brain i forgot about that so there's that
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that's new to me i forgot about that it just [ __ ] flashback to me
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i hope you're having a good day anyway
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i think the first time i actually saw like proper i like saw titty real life was my like girlfriend at the time
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what was it before then no i think i had like my first long-term girlfriend was the first time i saw titty
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yeah probably like [ __ ] oh that sucks first time i saw proper like normal titty was like i was like 16
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17 16 no no 15 15 i was 15. that's late though i don't know
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it was 15. that's a bit late were you breastfed oh [ __ ] i don't know
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okay we're gonna skip that we've got we gotta we've gone in a weird direction
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confession my favorite streams are when you get drunk because you constantly i [ __ ] yourself and turn into a slot also
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i showed my straight boyfriend your vids and he also thinks you're hot and now he
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dresses up girly from time to time oh my god i again dude i've got this effect i have
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this effect on people i just can turn people into into fanboys
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this [ __ ] superpower again the power over men and women okay let me
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read i'll read this one normally uh so with the potluck guy uh i'm just gonna restart it and i'm
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going to read it faster than the text speech when i was in high school every year we had a huge potluck with all the students
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to decide who went first we usually had a contest for a few years the contest was simply decorating a door
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odd they tried it for a few they tried for a few years making videos instead which was very fun i was always into
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into that by the way i always made like videos on my nintendo ds like animating or something uh my class went first all three years
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and went what the [ __ ] oh i feel this was a school thing my class went first all three years and this was determined wait and when this
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was determined who went what the [ __ ] when when this was what determined who went
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first okay [ __ ] their class went first every three years uh for three years now what kind of
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video made us win a third year in a row the girls in my class were the were the only ones coming up with ideas the boys
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just followed them and did them that year they thought hey not why why not parody the mean girls christmas dance
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but with the gender swap needless to say i got one of the main roles but hey we got to eat first and that's what
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mattered [ __ ] yeah dude i still don't have the balls to wear the goddamn mean girl's outfit hold on
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let me let me google this [ __ ] mean girls christmas stuff this is what that outfit is i don't have the [ __ ] balls
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to wear something like that this is i i i can't i first of all can't find
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the outfits anywhere i know i've tried it's if i could find them don't get me wrong
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i'd wear them but that's still tough as hell
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also that would have looked awful i can imagine
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[Music]
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okay are you a toaster because i wanna turn you on and bathe with you oh my
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[ __ ] god i've heard that one before
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i've heard that one before i'm not impressed get out of here let's see
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oh
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oh my god hey mods i know you're watching this go read 162. holy [ __ ] tell me that doesn't put you in a bad
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mood oh my god i'm not even going to read that sorry
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is oh i'm pretty sure i'm trans but i don't know life is so hard
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there's got to be a good just google uh
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just google um just google am i trans and then see what see what comes up random number generator random number
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generated i'll do it hold on we're gonna figure out if you're trans one minute i'll make the decision for
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you uh this is probably really harmful okay uh what from zero to one binary if
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it's one pp go if it's zero no wait if it's zero people go if it's one b
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p p stay f one p go f zero
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okay i'm being stupid but the yeah
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uh uh dude i'm not gonna be the one to know i'm never gonna be able to like give you advice on something like that because
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people have asked me it used to happen quite a lot but people would ask me like how do i come out
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i don't know i don't [ __ ] know i've never done it i'm like not the guy to ask at all i'm not that i'm not the i
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i can't do it i don't know there's cis people don't think about being trans yeah like it's what does
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people don't think about doing trans i'm cis and i get asked if i'm trans so much that i kind of can't avoid it so i've
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thought about it everyone thinks about it if you get asked you're gonna think about it i've thought about it i came to
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the conclusion of no but i've thought about it i don't think just thinking about it as a qualifier
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because okay if it was like i know it's it's probably not the right thing to say
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right like there's different theories on it but it used to be just like if you get gender dysphoria then but like
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apparently now it's like you don't have to be dysphoric to be tran i don't know i don't know this is a topic for not me
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go ask it in uh one of marisa's streams and she'll give you great advice i'm sure very sound on
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sound reasonable non not unhinged advice from that's what she's known for all right
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let's go brandon number general let's see next one i've i've already got this one [ __ ]
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one in a billion chance okay next oh five oh [ __ ] my favorite arctic
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monkey song let's see from time to time i will literally eat the hell and bite down hard on my tongue
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till it bleeds cause i enjoy the pain and like the taste of blood
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thank you dracula for the five dollar donation thank you just wanted to say you've really kept me going and i love
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her content but i'm not sure how long i can keep putting up with myself i thought i would make some use of my
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remaining money to support such a great person
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and donation reads kind of worrying buddy
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there i don't know i don't know if i'm i don't know if i'm reading it concerning reading too much into it but it seems
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concerning don't call someone have a chat have a talk
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with someone that you like you'd be surprised how much that works out by the way
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i'm about to read dude think about it this way i guarantee you whatever i'm a
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oh my god think about this way i guarantee you what i'm about to read is definitely worse than whatever situation
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you're in here's number 505 i [ __ ] my sister's ex-girlfriend and
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my mate told her that's pretty bad there's one there's one under that
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that's marked as psychopathy that the mods have just wrote yikes on it i'm gonna read it it doesn't say not to
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read it so anyway i'm gonna read it when i was a kid i used to find anything living and put it in boxes and hide them
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around my parents bedroom so my parents would find weak old tubes of dead frogs
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or anything really to my knowledge they never realized it was me
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you can't be that bad this guy is doing fine that guy is out he's in the
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audience that guy is one of you he's out there living his [ __ ] best life pranked that guy that
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that guy that could that serial killer that could be a movie could be made
1:00:02
about one day oh my [ __ ] god if he's doing good
1:00:08
you can do good what the [ __ ] pepe killer oh my god anyway that was
1:00:15
just two in a row by the way one of the above the but the above one just says i i'm dating someone who looks like you
1:00:21
yeah the mozzarella uh her dick and balls as long as mine
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this okay let's see ah
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one of them ah one of them says i watch finster just because he's not smart and they spelt
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fins to run when i was 13 i lost my virginity on a boy scout trip and we've been sleeping
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on and off together ever since
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that's not that bad that's not that bad
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13. whenever i hear about people losing their virginity like super young it's always like [ __ ] how how
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i'm not like i don't find it bad or anything but like how how lost it is 63.
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how the [ __ ] like i was an adult i was an adult now was i i was 17. i got told when i was 12
1:01:26
i could help myself get off with shower gel as lube and i was in tears in the shower and my mom kept asking what was
1:01:33
wrong oh bro you know there's like you've confined like shower products with
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alcohol oh imagine [ __ ] to the scout master or to another
1:01:45
boy scout have you ever done have you ever done that thing everyone's everyone listen i don't know
1:01:51
whether like you were one of the lucky ones that haven't done this it's like a trial by fire thing of like okay i'm
1:01:57
stupid i'm never gonna cause i got to crush on you or am i straight cause you
1:02:02
look like a chick big brain question it depends what you want to do to me so just
1:02:08
just let me know and i'll tell you if you're really into if you know if you want to if you want to interact with
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that area then maybe a little maybe a little maybe
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but uh if not then you know probably probably probably straight
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there's a dude everyone does everyone does the [ __ ] i kind of want to know chat listen if you're an adult male this
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is this only applies to the adult males of the chant was there a time in your life where you're like okay gonna go see the
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girlfriend or boyfriend i don't know gonna go see him i wanna freshen up i wanna smell good and you're like you
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know what i've got [ __ ] cheat code i have aftershave
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it smells great i want naturally i want my i want my uh downstairs just
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to smell great immediately immediate just burning pain the worst [ __ ] thing that you could
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ever do it it i remember i remember the experience i remember
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like the seconds leading up to it that has stuck in my brain so much it hurt that bad it is awful it is pain everywhere at
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once and it lasts for like an an abnormal amount of levels like a minute
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oh one entry level gay
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i i'm gonna use that thank you kevlar i don't know if you created that but i'm i'm gonna use that from now on
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but dude i need to know that someone that's not me did it so i cannot feel that dumb
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mouthwash oh my [ __ ] god dick shriveled to that comment bro it's
1:03:47
awful narrow balls felt like i died twice
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like [ __ ] tea tree oil bro
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oh my god oh my god and what's up
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you would not have done that oh wait you would not have done that if you had shaved before my parents never
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so one day i came on my little sister bed not knowing what i was doing [Music]
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oh oh that sounds like am i mr nowa also i am currently going down the factorio
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path smile oh you're good oh you're going to dream about it i know i know that when you go to bed tonight you're
1:04:30
going to dream about the [ __ ] tracks and where like i know it you wait till you hit that [ __ ] point that's the
1:04:35
13-hour play session in one go that's what that point is and dude i can't even
1:04:41
fault you for that lava because that feels like something that a normal person could do because it's so young
1:04:46
and you will forever regret it like you're not being degenerate about it you're like no i want to [ __ ] on on
1:04:52
you you're not doing that you're just like this wasn't this was a you know a mistake you couldn't you had a mistake
1:04:58
i'll forgive that sin i don't know how they do it
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absolved is that the right one anyway sin be gone i forgive you
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daddy forgives you you made me confident to explore my feminine side and eventually realize i'm
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genderfluid thank you genderfluid based based most based fluid gender
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gender fluids gotta be like just a heads up i still like men
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[Laughter] nice oh like proper men or me
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[ __ ] oh that was oh i thought of the joke and i regretted saying it for my own mental health
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like real men or me jesus christ
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it was funny but i'm i don't want i'm i'm the only one allowed to say that if you if a single
1:06:02
one of you start quoting me on it i'm gonna be mad i'm not gonna let that slide i'm the only one allowed to insult
1:06:07
me after i started watching your streams i got really attracted to your feminine looks and had my first time sx with a
1:06:14
femme boy turns out imbi so thank you finn holy [ __ ] man
1:06:19
pog is that a latex in an outfit no it's just a regular nun outfit stole it from a nunnery
1:06:26
they didn't like it but like it doesn't quite fit me my ass is just too [ __ ] fat you know
1:06:34
that's kind of you know the nun was a very small lady [Music]
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this is actually a size too small though because it's like oh look you can see where my shoulders end like this is
1:06:45
where my shoulders are supposed to end but i've got giant shoulders so it's like anyway anyway
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uh that's why you can't lose weight because you'll lose the cake oh true
1:06:56
i don't know i'll think i'll think about it i'm that's my thanks on it
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won't do it for me though i usually dude every time i've lost weight i've lost weight because like
1:07:07
it's a me thing like i'm just like i want to know that i can do it and i know that i can do it but like every time i gain weight i feel like
1:07:13
disappointed in myself because i know i [ __ ] something up so like real men
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i'm glad nice jesus christ okay you're not uh sorry what was kevlar
1:07:27
saying you're not entry level gay you're like [ __ ] pro level what's the what's the hardest mode on call of duty again
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veteran your veteran gay [ __ ] yeah okay random number generator
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oh wait yeah damn i was gonna read one but like one
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of the thankfully thank you mods one of the notes just said really long story not worth it not worth reading for the payoff
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fair enough i won't read it oh
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some of these are awful one of i i dude my honestly sometimes it's funnier reading what the mods have said because
1:08:03
one of them it just says d gen baby talker and like the thing is like i'm not even gonna read it i'm not gonna
1:08:08
read it it's like just the oo sort of text right little secret here i crawl stressed from age 5 to around 17
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not properly toe i'm 27 now oh hold on hold on hold on
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[ __ ] the random number generator i found something i found a [ __ ] i found a gold mine bro
1:08:31
look at this okay this one is tagged at the very end of it it's tagged uh
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very meta likely from one of us and then one of the mods has put like a
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little hand emoji and said guilty is charged and then signed his name shall i read it this is a confession
1:08:48
from one of the mods maybe i can't tell if it's a meme but like sorry for the interruption but someone in chat
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suggested this black stockings for the outfit
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i lose every pair i've got what i've got one look look look look
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i wanted to tell a joke about your outfit but i got none i've got none i got one black stocking
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i've got one is this good enough i got one the other one's red
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i don't know if i have another one anyway [Music] confession time i cheated on my now ex
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with his sister regretted to this day oh my god that's all about i've read so much worse
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this is so incredibly short what the [ __ ] i feel like i've got like this is so
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short i've got to be careful that i'm standing up straight so it doesn't like go down over me
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dress today is brought to you by goodyear tires
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okay that's mean that's mean that's mean [ __ ] you okay one minute i'm gonna see if i can like find this thing
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one time when i was young i tried to help myself with my mouth and i got stuck in the wheelbarrow stance
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hey i get to catch your streams from each side of the atlantic on the same week
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i found one black stocking i found one i'm good what did i what did i do
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what happened everyone's saying oh no what did i miss what did i miss
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hold on let me replay it i think they meant the blake stockings i
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sent they go to you waist fully black smile
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you mean like tights eh nah i could wear clients but then like then i wouldn't you wouldn't be able to see
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any thighs i voted may as well double down
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time for the wet look leggings oh my god no you don't want a pair or what you
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don't want to pair this with wet look anything this is more like a look this is more of a thigh-high one time
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when i was young i tried to help myself with my mouth and i got stuck in the wheelbarrow stunts
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that's the one i replayed but i don't get it [Music]
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i don't get it i don't understand when i was like six i had a girlfriend and we
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used to lie in bed with all our clothes on and then just like look at the things
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down there and whatnot i cannot believe i was getting to third base at six and only got at home base at 20.
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if only someone from france had sent you a ton of stockings recently yeah i mean
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you'd never lose po box gifts i know look no i don't because i know they're here
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look they're literally here but i they're tight they're they're not that that they wouldn't suit it i like
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diamonds i want to be able to relationship have felt self-loathing for years now it's the contrast it's the
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[ __ ] like uh white black white black you know like incredibly pale white
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the black is black incredibly pale white that's how it works i want to wear i don't want to have like
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everything black i don't want to i don't want to clash almost all of my friends are married now
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and i haven't even been on a date for about 10 years i pretend i'm happy for them but secretly i'm devastated and
1:12:35
wish they weren't so i wouldn't feel so isolated and alone anyway back to funny funny good time i can give you i'll give
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you a tip on that i've got a wedding coming up in three days i literally got my suit today
1:12:48
uh it's in the other room i have a suit i'll try it on uh if you're very nice to me but uh i
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have a suit past teeth size confessed
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i have a suit now it's like a tailored suit that fits me
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it's a light gray suit which you may say is not classy but it's what the it's what the it's what the the groom
1:13:11
my confession is you got me cross-dressing which was the first crack in my egg and now i'm just trying to get
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the courage to get hrt so thank you for breaking my egg open okay
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[Music] i'll sell it to you for the long stances when you throw your legs behind
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your neck against the wall so you can force yourself down
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but why would you do that how can you get
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oh ah okay
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you were trying to you were trying to you you were trying ah you were trying to get a [ __ ] paste bro
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ah okay i understand now i'm sorry i'm just such an innocent
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i'm just so innocent i wouldn't know or i'm just [ __ ] stupid i didn't i ah
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there's nothing holy about the stream i'll show you something holy i'll show
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you something holy nut you want to see my whole holiness you want to see that huh you
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want to see that okay i'm done let's uh let me read
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another sin let me read this sin from the mod team you are right about the thigh highs and
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that our god but you need to be wearing the thigh high boots not just the stockings
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oh okay here's the thing i've got on the ground here look is this is the thing
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john sent and i even thought this was a great idea was to wear this but it looks so bds emmy
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i have an illegitimate son with a girl i used to hook up with we have an unspoken agreement to not let anyone else know
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she is now married to the other guy she was seeing he doesn't know it's not his
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not pug oh my god oh real oh my [ __ ] god
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that's not good that's on the bad side of bog that's not good
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oh yeah that's not great that's a real confession holy [ __ ] i mean [ __ ] that's
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that's just an overall bad situation yeah i don't
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yikers man [ __ ] what was i gonna do oh yeah i was about wait what the [ __ ] i'm gonna i'm
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gonna come on here one day you're gonna be wearing a ball gag don't tempt me the day that i get like a thousand
1:15:45
dollar donation again i'll do it you're welcome for the outfit idea chat
1:15:52
also props to stove the sim's comment sparked the idea
1:15:57
since comments oh [ __ ]
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i hired a neighbor to cook and clean for me so i can have more time to play video games that's my friends judge me but
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nothing beats a whole note meal that's the oh my god i never thought about hiring a neighbor that's [ __ ]
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smart oh [ __ ] that's smart that's genuinely like a good idea
1:16:24
i like that guy damn [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah i may do that to you oh camera poke that tos burn dude
1:16:34
that's all good as hell no that's smart dude this dude like bro this dude like just gets cooked like
1:16:41
food whenever oh that's sick that's a private that you have a private chef you have a private chef that's immediately
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available to you that's genuinely smart i like that i'm going to save that as
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that comment anyway i want to read this thing i want to read this confession from the mod team
1:16:58
because it's like a paper i see you my confession i wanna be in you and wanna be you and wanna have you in me
1:17:05
also i'm doing my part for the low low price for just 19 payments of 420.99
1:17:12
you can you can too [ __ ] finn okay let me uh i got two children with two different women and nobody knows about
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them i bet you twitch someone some staff team
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would twitch like that's silly sitting sex you can't do that it's a joke um i got two children two different women and
1:17:31
nobody knows oh damn that's that's that's a cool guy answer
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all right how do you pitch up your voice like that pitch your voice you mean you mean this you mean for the low low price
1:17:45
okay [ __ ] i want to read this thing i want to eat this thing but i can't finn needs another onesie stream change
1:17:51
my mind i'm in agreement with you i've got the pikachu onesie and also it's gonna happen just like do
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thanks to the five gifted subs my dude [ __ ] yeah okay thank you thanks for the
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[ __ ] subs congratulations everyone all right let me read this thing [ __ ]
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okay you didn't read okay i'll read it back in okay let's read this so this is i'm not going to read the name of the
1:18:15
mod because i don't know if he wants to read but some fanboy on twitch asked me to hypnotize him and i really want to
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this is a marty and it could be a huge opportunity for me oh for just 4.99
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cool deliver 19 payments of 499. uh
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yes he has thousands of viewers and i could easily leverage that to become the twitch hypnotist of all the fanboys and
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e-girls and take over the world if it was it's it's really is all caps like that if it wasn't against
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my ethics and uk laws uh queen elizabeth ii of windsor uh that i
1:18:54
have sworn to uphold and the fact that that i while that i have a wildly
1:18:59
unbalanced parasocial relationship with potential strength potential victim slash collaborator
1:19:06
nice um i could squish finn's phobia squish of the aquatic animal hi there fish
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sharks i love to cross dress problem is i'm a one 90 meters tall 95 kilograms
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bodybuilder naturally i can't find shiz that fits me
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yeah that is pretty [ __ ] tall it's like as tall as steve from minecraft that's nuts
1:19:31
streamer misgenders is moderator sage what do you mean i don't what ah
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i don't know i've never asked their pronouns i'm
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sorry okay hold on i never asked that i don't i don't want to read their name anyway
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[ __ ] anyway look all right second paragraph i could squish finn's phobia of sharks and make
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rose and white and make rose know that finn is just a character and that she really is a woman
1:19:59
and get her to wear tights all the time fight me amoya rose's beautiful legs should be should
1:20:05
wait should be covered in nylon i could blackmail ask for a donation bribery uh
1:20:12
or brackets bribery for some german trans women to make finn feel the same way about about her as she does him oh
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my god 25 hypnosis the rage
1:20:24
been laying pipe with hot ladies ever since just sharing so that anyone who feels
1:20:29
helpless knows it can be done oh [ __ ] yeah laying pipe bro
1:20:36
god damn [ __ ] yeah you go chad mode bro the in-cell community you've became the
1:20:42
champ i can no longer have alcohol with friends as i've used it as a way to help in a suicide close to a dozen times now
1:20:49
i'm doing better now but the connection has yet to fade in my mind oh [ __ ]
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oh [ __ ] we're just bouncing back through topics man holy [ __ ] it's a if i had this really this is
1:21:01
the closest rollercoaster stream i've ever been on okay [ __ ] i hope i hope everything's better
1:21:09
at what point does one want to be one also for fanboys i don't think i ever had the
1:21:15
conscious desire i never checked the wind one day yep it's fem boy day i'm gonna become a
1:21:21
fanboy i feel it in the [ __ ] air but uh i don't know i kind of just fell into
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this anyway let me read this thing i want to read this thing i'm going to temporarily mute donors because i'm just making people giving me too many money
1:21:34
okay let me read this um this is about i'm guessing people know
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now this is about the mod that i have that's a hypnotist a literal hypnotist so he's saying how he could do anything
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basically uh he could cure my fear of sharks he could uh make me believe i'm
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really a woman interesting i don't think that's possible anyway i
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believe that you could probably cure a phobia of sharks but i i don't think any other anyway i don't think there's nothing for that anyway
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um i could make rose into uh her own person slash personality and have the fin slash
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rose host body what the [ __ ] like [ __ ] a headcrab dude switch between the two and know that they share
1:22:18
the same body but act like two differently total totally different people like finn actually gets to haunt rose's buddy
1:22:26
and take over and don't say and they switch on a donation is exactly for 2069.
1:22:32
that's an interesting premise uh and neither rose or finn would be able to prevent the others
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this is [ __ ] also the the first thing i would do is delete all traces of cringe about properly practicing girl
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voice because you have shown that you are more than capable more than capable and will
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be really good at it if you actually practice as you as much you have as make with makeup i don't believe half of that [ __ ] i
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don't believe it's possible bro i i like i want to believe in hypnotism because it seems like a very very fun stream
1:23:05
let's just go through the list and do all of that on on stream let's do it let's do it alex prove it to me
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anyway worth a shot i think the girl voice part is very possible maybe i get that so okay i get the confidence
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thing possibly but i do just want i do just want to get stage hypnotized it'd be funny it'd be
1:23:26
funny anyway this hypno against tos apparently not
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okay let's see i've re-enabled tos by the way oh what is this hold on
1:23:43
look i'm trying to replay it i click the button
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what the [ __ ] hello
1:23:55
this shit's just not replaying okay [ __ ] it we'll see i don't know if i've broken it or not anyway
1:24:00
let's see i want to randomly numbered what there it is one time i trained a autistic guy like a
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dog every time i got a beer i give him a treat at the end of the evening when i
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gave him a treat he would bring me beer [Music]
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i ate my ex out in her mother's car while her mother was driving my impulsivity is gonna kill me someday oh
1:24:27
my god i'm so happy i re-enabled [ __ ] donations what the [ __ ]
1:24:34
you pavloved an autistic guy
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you have loved someone bro you can't do that you can't pavlov someone bro that's not
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holy [ __ ] i doubt both of these i don't pavlov you don't know pavlov huh why are
1:24:52
you well you never studied psychology huh you don't know classical conditioning uh my god
1:25:00
you have loved the guy that is like you can that's why i sort of
1:25:06
believe it it's because it's [ __ ] it's kind of you can have love someone you can do that
1:25:12
it's not called pav lovings but you can classically condition someone like it's all thing of like you know someone does
1:25:18
a good thing you treat them nicely they will repeat that behavior that's the very basic thesis behind it but like oh
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my god that's cool that's i mean i don't know i don't know how i feel about it
1:25:32
oh i'm amazon in chat i'm an autistic guy and i'd love a treat
1:25:39
oh my god and then that i ate my ex out in my mother's car while she was driving
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is [ __ ] insane how how the angles work i don't know if
1:25:50
i believe that one just like physically how you'd have to be in like a van not a car
1:25:57
imagine training bus conditioning someone to blow a kiss when you give them three dollars
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that would be weird i don't think that's possible it's just just made you unethical
1:26:12
holy [ __ ] something something confession stuff i guess i've been kind of hiding my trans nature
1:26:18
from family because certain people are very old school and stuff so i keep most of my clothes locked up in a drawer
1:26:26
except for a pair of thigh highs [Music] fair you can thigh highs aren't super
1:26:31
noticeable one could argue you've been pavloved into becoming a fanboy payment
1:26:37
dress up payment dress up now dress up payment
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no i would have known i would have figured it out i'm too smart for it
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i'm back i'm too smart
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i'm too clever to let that happen my brain is i'm like [ __ ] professor x i got barriers set up bro can't get in
1:27:19
here jean grey [ __ ] um we were talking about pavlov oh wait
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well that's a different one i want to put my penis inside your penis [ __ ] yeah let's do it buddy i couldn't my foreskin
1:27:33
is very malleable it can fit the [ __ ] donna
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i mean i'm for it i thought about problem series we were taught about pavlov's theories
1:27:45
and they sounded like bs to us but before the teacher could convince us the bell rang and we went to lunch
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yeah [ __ ] wait that okay that sounds like a joke sick that's quite good
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[ __ ] sake
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[Music] i really hope that's really my friend invited me to a party few years ago but
1:28:16
it turned out it was an orgy and i was my friend's girlfriend for the days so we could get in i ended up with some guy
1:28:23
in there and got in a fight with his wife as she thought i was too young for him waiting hold on wait you hold on you
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lost you lost me so fast what confession i almost died
1:28:35
i gotta replay that one i was driving on a two-lane highway that night and the truck in front of me stopped completely
1:28:41
without warning i almost slammed into them at 50 miles per hour and had to swerve onto the
1:28:46
shoulder of the road to avoid the crash i'm still shaken but shake it by the experience yeah
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god i would be i haven't i mean positive reinforcement negative
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reinforcement ever seen clockwork orange yeah those who know entirely possible
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i mean have you not seen this movie it's possible smart just dye your hair blonde
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and call it a day dye your hair blonde
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put wear wear like the the a barbie necklace and just go about life just wear pink all the time my sister flicked
1:29:25
a spoonful of butter at the ceiling whilst drunk i have been painting the ceiling so it remains visible for the
1:29:31
last 15 years that's good [Music]
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oh do you want to hear about how i almost murdered a biker i could not really head empty pink
1:29:46
clothes blonde hair yeah um i mean it's not a particularly interesting story there was basically
1:29:51
like um i i was doing my driving i was like in i would okay in the uk you've got to drive
1:29:57
when you don't have a license you've got to drive with someone so when you've it's a you get a provisional license and
1:30:03
that means you've got to drive with someone like over 25 and everyone's insured and everything like that so i was with like my driving instructor in
1:30:08
my car though because i bought a car because i was a [ __ ] and didn't want to drive manual i just wanted to drive auto
1:30:14
and like i didn't realize that bikers can just do whatever the [ __ ] they want at any time
1:30:20
there's like no laws so i went to go make it i was in the very left lane i made a left turn but a
1:30:27
bike is like in between the gap between me and the pavement i also like to give people in the middle
1:30:32
of a conversation to let them think they had bad breathe all day
1:30:38
oh that's that's mean that is mean i've heard a good one if you want to really get on someone's nerves is in a
1:30:46
restaurant if you if you're with someone in a restaurant let them order first and then order the same thing and just tell
1:30:51
the way to but like make it make it spicier make it hotter
1:30:57
you'll just [ __ ] with them a bit i like that one that's like the most subtle way i think i can
1:31:02
degrade someone's psyche anyway
1:31:08
and bike bikes [ __ ] i don't know i i hope i should have hit that biker
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but i'm forgiven mind to blow a kiss
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how do i do that i don't do that [ __ ]
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face it they don't take them i don't know how they do that anyway um let's see i'm going to randomly
1:31:35
number gen i'm going to random number generator i want to see the next confession
1:31:40
24 [ __ ] 21 my age bro this is meant for me this is meant for me this is like
1:31:45
me 21 21 21 21 this means something
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oh my god it's about me what the [ __ ] so i was in discord you know chilling and [ __ ] and boom fin joins there's a
1:31:57
distinguished gentleman i started making out with a picture of danny devito
1:32:03
nice as i said some of these some of these
1:32:08
are stupid the one above that's mark green i want to read that one i used to dress up as a
1:32:14
girl and go on a megal and hopes i'd meet oh my god in hopes i'd meet up with you by chance holy [ __ ] that's cool
1:32:21
oh [ __ ] yeah do that definitely i don't go on there a lot i maybe go on there maybe like once
1:32:27
every three months to record something but like put it this way if you're 24 7 on omegle
1:32:35
all the time dressed as a woman there's a good chance you'll see me what's up
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start doing it boys that's how we got started
1:32:47
uh all thanks to twitch prime thank you thank you you forgot the party donation
1:32:53
oh okay let me replay the party donation i want to see if i can follow this one again for six doors by the way
1:32:59
my friend invited me to a party few years ago but it turned out it was an orgy and i was my friend's girlfriend
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for the days so we could get in i ended up with some guy in there and got in a fight with his wife as she thought i was
1:33:12
too young for him 18. okay
1:33:18
bicyclists are not real i think i get it i hope they all die in a mattress fire
1:33:23
them and their spandex should be relegated to their own island maybe i should calm down but i hate them
1:33:32
oh [ __ ] thank you for the 10 gifted subs oh we're really playing for the [ __ ] [ __ ] outfit thank you for the 10 gifted
1:33:37
subs wolf man [ __ ] yeah um
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so you're a girl i'm guessing because if you're a guy it does get funnier that if your friend invited you to go somewhere
1:33:48
but you had to be the girlfriend but like okay if i was a fight with his wife she
1:33:54
thought i was too young for him okay you go to a party with your friend who doesn't tell you it's an orgy but it's an orgy he's he's
1:34:02
pretending that you're his girlfriend you have to pretend uh that you're his girlfriend but during his [ __ ] orgy
1:34:07
uh his wife the friend has a wife uh picks a fight with you because she thought what
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oh god because she thought it was oh no okay hold on no not the friend another guy a different guy with a wife at an orgy
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what the [ __ ] i got mad at you because you were at the orgy as well but you were too young to
1:34:27
be with him what the [ __ ] i don't know how you crammed that much information into two sentences i couldn't follow it
1:34:34
what the [ __ ] okay i really hope the [ __ ] editor just
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does some animating on this one holy [ __ ] all right let's see had a girl over that i met through friends years ago
1:34:46
parents not home things got spicy when her jeans came of i was met with an ungodly smell i acted like my parents
1:34:54
texted me they were coming home early to dodge and i blocked her on everything after
1:35:00
boast that's pretty [ __ ] cool
1:35:12
holy [ __ ] dude oh my god it takes a type of go holy [ __ ] congratulations for having
1:35:19
like the biggest balls out of all of us i mean it would be better if you just went and
1:35:24
you just [ __ ] stink and left but like oh yeast in fact oh i don't want to think about it but like
1:35:30
yeah dude sometimes they just smell bad i've been lucky i've literally never had that experience but i've heard about it a lot
1:35:37
but like oh my god i can't imagine can't imagine um
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my my bossy smell my my my my bossy is
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fragrant fake wait what the [ __ ] flagrant fragrant fake
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smells good i'm gonna run him spin the wheel 4 30. oh 4 30. okay
1:36:00
let's see what we got four 4 30. what do we have here
1:36:06
once i told a guy's parents i buried his glasses in a sandbox and let his parents
1:36:11
try to dig it up for four hours only to find out they were hidden behind the fence all the time
1:36:18
[Laughter] that's me that's funny that's pretty
1:36:23
good i'm not go okay this one's just kind of boring so i'm gonna read the one under it uh the other one's like bigger
1:36:30
uh i love i love the way you dress on stream i wish i could do the same
1:36:35
[ __ ] it i think it's very fun i kind of have brows i kind of have bro i can't have bras panties a skirt and
1:36:42
i've worn some women's jean jeans a bunch of leggings that i have uh but i wish i had more i don't wear i don't
1:36:49
wear in public because i don't hear what others think i i promise this isn't my dyslexia the writing's not great uh
1:36:56
i also know what it's like to i also know what it's like to wear a chastity cage and i think you should try it sometime i
1:37:03
i know you have so i've thrown them away try it even if you don't tell people how else would you know
1:37:11
that's the dumbest argument for trying something hey man you listen
1:37:17
i've got a [ __ ] that's the here's the thing that you really don't like and don't want to do
1:37:24
try it you never don't knock it till you try it you know that's that argument i don't get that man i know that it's not
1:37:30
gonna why would i do that it's bro
1:37:36
the mud comment is how would you know i'm not wearing mine right now how would you know
1:37:42
it's a very good point mod how would you know i'm currently not wearing a chastity cage let's check how
1:37:49
do you know i'm not how do you know okay just gonna lock it any other uh [ __ ]
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uh it's not in a little little [ __ ] uh i mean big i mean
1:38:00
i mean big it smelled like a dead mackerel covered
1:38:07
in rotten mayo i washed my hands 327 times to no avail never told my best
1:38:14
friend that if this is the way it is never never say live puss
1:38:20
to me or my children ever again never say those words in public
1:38:26
got my hands on some life in my truck during the movie we started
1:38:34
making out and we ended up having sex in the back of the truck we thought we were being discreet but when we finished we
1:38:40
were met with applause and then they all clapped
1:38:49
live past is opposed to uh not live but nothing then they all
1:38:54
clapped everyone this guy has sex [ __ ] go um
1:39:02
uh let's see let's see what i can find
1:39:08
i convinced my brother that he was a vampire slashy bit our dad
1:39:20
what was his motive what was his motive oh it's funny that's funny
1:39:27
oh one of the one of these is the worst one on the one this i found the worst one ever it's short and sweet like six
1:39:33
seven six uh [ __ ] five six uh words it just says i like the song barbie girl
1:39:38
no human being on earth likes that song it's a it's it's a funny song but it's
1:39:43
like saying that you like uh crazy frog no one likes the song you can get enjoyment out the song it's
1:39:49
not a good song no one likes that song it's in that meme category it doesn't it's not a real song
1:39:55
it's a jingle bro it's very grating it's extr it is
1:40:01
it is the most grating song there is no song that i find more annoying than that one
1:40:07
it's like the [ __ ] voices in it because the the woman the woman's doing that
1:40:12
like anime cringe voice you know where it's like [ __ ] uber high pitcher it's like you know like everything's like an
1:40:18
octave higher than it should be and then the [ __ ] ken guy is like speaking like me when i go like oh
1:40:25
like that it it's everyone's an octave off and it's cringe i hate it
1:40:30
anyway i don't like that song i like that song too
1:40:36
try me try me you don't you you don't you know you don't
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uh [ __ ] i don't absolve you of this scent bad anyway scared feel soundtrack it's not my
1:40:49
soundtrack it's just it's [ __ ] it's a bad song anyway uh
1:40:57
[ __ ] sake what's this one
1:41:06
what the [ __ ] some of these are just funny uh
1:41:14
[Music] this one's marked as don't read it it just says fantastic
1:41:19
oh my [ __ ] god i wanna it just says i have a mutual hatred of women
1:41:25
why would you tell me not to read that one that one's the best comment in this album kidding women are people too
1:41:33
oh god it's tagged as in self but indeed i find the most disturbing porin
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i can find and get off to it till i'm desensitized and then move on to the next
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oh [ __ ] it's like it's like training your body to only be
1:41:51
turned on the most extreme scenarios i walked into a saloon had a drink and
1:41:57
left i realized my horse was stolen and shouted i'm gonna have one more drink
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and my horse should be back otherwise i'm gonna do what i did back at texas one person asks what i did and i replied
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i had to walk home [Music]
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i got a kit to make a vibrator with a cast of your pepe when i was 18. tried to use it last year for my one use
1:42:23
did not work but now am i have a vibrator still thanks joe gifts coming in handy now
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of mine what do you mean of your pee pee what do you mean you said it with a cast of your how did you get mine how did you
1:42:38
get accounts of it what
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how do you know how do you figure it out how do you get how do you get how did he how do you know me who are you
1:42:53
i remember this what what yours is in your own your own you [ __ ]
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yourself with your own pb what the [ __ ] after i found out about my sexuality and wanting to try women's clothing i spent
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more than a grand on said women's clothes in the next two to three months i am a student and still live at home my
1:43:14
parents still don't know yet let's be real it's easy to spend that much money on on clothes it's really [ __ ] easy
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um at least like you can you can get 500 bucks is a lot of [ __ ] being more than a
1:43:26
year and a half and going strong oh [ __ ] yeah thanks for the old guy watching thank you for the 19 months up
1:43:33
dude hell yeah all right let's do this once i was cat sitting for friends at their place and felt like rubbing one
1:43:39
off i came farther than i ever did and it was all over my laptop and on the top of the head of the cat hope they never
1:43:46
kissed it thereafter that event oh no
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not the cat bro not the [ __ ] oh 404 just reads i'm gay
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nice not the [ __ ] cat bro oh
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okay jesus christ all right i'm gonna read a different one
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uh all right chad i need you to put a number in one number in chat i'm gonna
1:44:15
just go by the very first one i see my old one to five hundred we accidentally burned down the whole school
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first one i saw was 16 oh okay first one i saw was 69 doesn't mean i'm gonna do the thing by the way but i
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will go to 69 just to see what it is i'm kind of just interested
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i haven't made a fanfic oh okay nothing super interesting and also haven't is in quotes
1:44:42
but interesting i know your memory is not good but surely you would remember getting a cast of the pp done you'd
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think right my god
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do you think if someone's trans
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and you're gonna get pp taken away
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you'd make a mold right you'd make one like a like a cast
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so you'd like
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i'm gonna move on i'm gonna move on [ __ ] four seven three we've like stuck
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in the same like four hundreds for ages four hundred four seven three let's see
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oh big green one
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big green one i don't
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all right i'll read that in a minute once i want to read which one was it four seven three four seven three
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oh my god oh [ __ ] okay jesus christ this one's
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[ __ ] all right i've been this one is probably going to be bad
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uh i've been feminized by my ex-girlfriend while she dated others and had this is a [ __ ] like fantasy thing
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this is a fetish it's gonna be do i read it actually also going to do the pp cast for my ex la mal long
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distance didn't work but we still want to meet some time to hook up for a week or so
1:46:32
this reads like a lap okay uh i've been feminized by my ex-girlfriend walsh i feel like
1:46:38
someone's gonna clip me saying this uh it reads i've been feminized by my ex-girlfriend while she dated others and
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had me locked in chastity i also cleaned a house as a maid nobody will ever nobody will ever be
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able to do this again or maybe finster could but that would never happen so i'm safe
1:46:55
i've also had low testosterone and high estrogen since i was 15 unique hormone condition
1:47:01
bro that reads like a [ __ ] cuck thing you know what i mean let's it's
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yeah someone else said it [ __ ] off i don't feel like that's real i feel like that's just someone uh figuring it out
1:47:13
there's one even above that that says the same thing look oh my god yeah there's one above
1:47:18
that like two lines above it that says i have a kink about feminizing people uh guess what but guess
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guess that that's a part of why you like my content nice
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listen i wouldn't allow myself to become feminized i wouldn't allow it i gained too much muscle mass too quickly i'm too
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tough
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a girl once convinced that we should swap clothes when she was fully naked in
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front of me i got a boner and then just as i had put on her jeans with her panties on underneath her mother came in
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the room and saw everything boner and all [Music]
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that's rough that's rough pertaining to barbie girl i should have told you i'm
1:48:08
in a side project called as plow our intention was to make music that was
1:48:13
universally unlistenable would you like to be the judge we're big in japan oh my
1:48:18
god wasn't that how like a lot of bands started it wasn't like uh oh [ __ ] who is it who's there like real like really
1:48:25
popular one hundred gex wasn't that how a hundred gecks started because they were like i'm
1:48:31
gonna make the worst music known to man and everyone listen to it like this [ __ ] slaps bro like it starts out oh i've got
1:48:38
one in my playlist because it's a good song it's one of those things like isn't that how that started look
1:48:44
listen this one how the songs start hey
1:48:50
that's how one of their songs starts that's on my playlist by the way 25th song i ever added
1:48:56
going through puberty i would stick just about anything up my butt sorry mom for
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all those household items that went missing missing
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missing missing missing is a strong choice of words there
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you treat it like it's a [ __ ] like you treat like it's a [ __ ] like cavity oh my god
1:49:19
i just keep it in there i'm gonna steal this this little [ __ ] [ __ ] stick it up the ass bandit steal a steal
1:49:27
a decoration here and there [ __ ] oh the baby carrots have gone missing again guess where they all are they're all in
1:49:33
my [ __ ] like that's a great idea
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it's a it's a great prank i'm on board with you i'm on board the
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more i think about it nice
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you're not supposed to leave them inside well how else am i supposed to get my nutrients
1:49:56
some people these days um let's see
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i found your channel through fanfiction oh my god
1:50:14
i found your channel through fan fiction really what fanfiction
1:50:20
cool huh neat
1:50:25
i have um this is disney this has got to be disney the f i will just read i have over 200 pictures of
1:50:31
screenshots from your stream it's definitely disney also have a channel on a discord server with friends one being
1:50:36
called horny jail most of pictures of finn add this baby
1:50:43
add that to the screenshot folder all right
1:50:50
what the hell i i'm gonna be real uh i'd say fifty percent of all of these uh
1:50:56
okay the way that i see this fifty percent is cross-dressing ten percent is sad
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five percent is like illegal and then the rest are like completely random [Music]
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well i wasn't going to put the carrots back in the fridge also that's a very good point actually
1:51:18
the potatoes the potatoes buddy not the potato not the rossets man ain't
1:51:25
not the russets bro no take them out take them out put them back i bro
1:51:32
fertilize them too much man oh my god okay
1:51:42
jesus okay yeah most of this is most of this is cross-dressing uh
1:51:52
but i stole some money from my mom and told her i'm gonna put it in your bag in your room and steal the money
1:51:58
dude i it's medishare on looking good btw there was this there was a uh it's
1:52:04
not there's um there was a point in like there was a point in life in childhood i was never a
1:52:11
stealer but ruby was for like a year for like half a year
1:52:17
you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy we must be cautious
1:52:23
have you you know how everyone on earth has perfected the like pretending to sleep thing like everyone has that
1:52:28
ability and skill i was like pretending to sleep in the morning i ruby came into
1:52:33
my room stole 30 pounds out my out my [ __ ] wallet and my drawer at a bedside table still 30 pounds i [ __ ]
1:52:40
remember that ruby i know you i know you're watching this i you owe me i got it back i that didn't last very long
1:52:46
because i was immediately like soon she left the room i got up i was like i [ __ ] caught you i got the money back but i remember that
1:52:53
people some people just have a stealing phase like you don't like morals haven't developed anyway i'm just gonna take it
1:53:00
anyway um i never had one though apparently i missed out on a lot of phases i never had an emo phase or like
1:53:06
a goth phase you know in my day back in my day it was an email i never had a phase like that um
1:53:13
i i am i do dress as a woman though
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i think i substituted a phase for another i i'm mid cross dressing phase you know self it's kind of emo
1:53:27
is it though is it is it goth or is it just kind of like you know just kind of [ __ ] oh my god
1:53:35
just insanely hot what you know like what um
1:53:42
it's kind of goth maybe you could turn it goth with like black eyeshadow and lipstick but it would just look scary you can turn this
1:53:50
into just being like being blowing out my hair for a year and a half now basically since i started watching you
1:53:56
so thx for the inspiration we're like on the same level as elite
1:54:01
what airplane is elite deepest darkest secret i've been subbed
1:54:08
for seven months to an awesome crossdresser [ __ ] yeah that's not a secret that's a goddamn achievement add
1:54:14
it to the list pin it up on the wall buddy i'll print you out a medal oh can i do that as much can i do that
1:54:20
oh is it possible for me to like send stuff out to like really long-term subs because i
1:54:27
know that i can make medals you know like you can get a medal made what if i had like a thing of like okay
1:54:33
you've been subbed for like two years in a row i'm gonna send everyone that's been sub for two years in medal
1:54:39
that could be cool or like oh that could be cool new emotes
1:54:44
yeah but a medal oh i can dude i know i can because
1:54:50
oh my god i could make a website for oh my god that'd be cool that'd be pretty sweet bat some badges
1:54:57
irl dude dude that'd be cool
1:55:04
i'm gonna write it down the song i sent you in this is basically a confession this song will ruin yours and everyone
1:55:10
else's life i'm proud of it if you've got it in your cold black none hard to
1:55:16
play it just give it one minute 30. it's about designer handbags
1:55:26
okay i've sent it to riza as a note basically the song i sent you is basically a confession the song will
1:55:32
thanks for [ __ ] twenty-five dollars the song will ruin yours in everyone else's life i'm proud of it if you've got it if you've got anything
1:55:39
called play it it's just one minute okay let's see let's see what the most awful song a person can think of is
1:55:57
it's not terrible so fast
1:56:10
i didn't mind the hawk i didn't mind the start of it it was okay it was kind of it went it went hard and then it
1:56:16
didn't it's still the sort of thing that i get linked that's the sort of thing that i get
1:56:22
linked by like someone much older than me my dad would link me
1:56:27
that and be like this was real music you know like that's in my mind that's how i hear everything
1:56:34
that my dad sends me look me and my dude i'll get sent sorry
1:56:39
dad i guess i've been sent like a uh by the way nice speakers climb uh i've been sent like a song from my parents because
1:56:45
they're both musicians like here's an old song we were a part of like here's a song that we were in and they were like punk rockers and it did genuinely
1:56:53
[Music] it did sometimes it does sound like that
1:56:58
it anyway [ __ ] sorry parents but not my vibe okay i'm gonna randomly
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generate a number let's see let's go down the list again punk rock dude my parents are genuinely like punk rock it
1:57:10
gets better i don't trust it my parents were really like punk rock
1:57:15
holy [ __ ] this is going to be elite
1:57:21
number five
1:57:31
i [ __ ] my bully's brother because he kept calling me slurs forgive me f1 nn5 turf for i have sinned
1:57:39
i watch a man in a dress and become turned on this dude got called homophobic slurs
1:57:46
and then [ __ ] the bully's brother oh my god
1:57:54
that's sick what a yeah [ __ ] power move dude
1:58:00
holy [ __ ] that guy's that guy's pretty epic
1:58:05
nice that that nice sigma grind set yeah oh my god
1:58:11
give me fins before i've seen that watch your man in a dress and get turned on
1:58:17
forgive him buddy it's fine did everyone clap though don't don't make me not believe it i
1:58:23
want to believe it okay i don't want to i don't want to have to go away with this and be like that's not real it can't be no i i i need to
1:58:30
believe that's real it's funny that's really good epic win why'd swords say that
1:58:36
how did it feel the first time you ever shaved your legs awfully smooth good actually you know what listen
1:58:43
i wouldn't i when i've stopped dressing as a woman i won't continue to shave my legs but i can't deny that it doesn't it's
1:58:50
not nice it is nice it does feel good they're smooth okay
1:58:58
i'm tempted to do to shave my arms because look mom's a hairy [ __ ] and i took this i took a photo i took a selfie
1:59:04
and my armor can we get a pp cast shipping cost would be low i guess
1:59:24
it's a good joke it was a great great even was it good that's good
1:59:31
what's your twitch username by the way just have to type a couple commands
1:59:38
um [ __ ] you anyway the [ __ ] that was good okay that was good that was a it was creative
1:59:44
insult i'll accept that one yeah i'll keep you around just because i was creative
1:59:50
oh 509 [ __ ] right to the other end of the spectrum let's see
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509 hey you sexy woman you i enjoy watching you stream you are the best
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oh thank you how nice of you uh
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sixteen months i am a sexy woman and this one's not that interesting um
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oh um something interesting let's see
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oh this is around this is around the area of alex's one
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let's see i want to find a new one are you planning on competing with mia malkova and amaranth in the fleshlight
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market
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no you're gonna make me google amaranth flashlight
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oh oh my god
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oh my god oh my [ __ ] god guys would you buy a
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would you guys would you guys would you buy a bussy cast a bossy
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uh flashlight the finster uh finster flashlight
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oh my parents are so proud
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yeah i knew everyone would say no you're right i won't do it [Laughter]
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i knew everyone would say no it's a pity because i really wanted to
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all right let's say christ
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some of these are just unhinged and some of them are interesting uh one of them was just [ __ ] hell
2:01:55
what the [ __ ] bad friend one of my friends has severe tourette's
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and one time i secretly gave him a bunch of caffeine
2:02:08
an hour later i took him out to eat to watch him explode in front of other customers he freaked out and i laughed
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the whole time oh my god yeah psychopath pls make the
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the f1 and then why'd you do a poll why'd you do a poll
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but okay i'm glad i know i just did a poll oh damn the mods you're so um
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funk all right let's see oh [ __ ] toxic thanks thanks for the [ __ ]
2:02:39
thanks for the [ __ ] substance that's very nice of you
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thank you for the [ __ ] subs how far are okay 250.
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that's less than i thought it was we're we're worryingly close to the simp goal
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for a decent distance away from the one from the girl month goal
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i do want that knife though i do really want that knife i'm kind of this is the first [ __ ] on that knife
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anyway let's see there's a there's a this one seems nice
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there's one marked in green that they want me to read uh and i will read it
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because it seems like less of a confession my parents once walked in on me when i was using my exit as an
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entrance alone they did not notice i had a 15 minutes conversation with my parents with the
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full 10 inches of toy inside oh damn
2:03:50
oh oh my god oh my [ __ ] god
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thank you for the thanks for the thanks for the gifted subs bro holy [ __ ]
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thank you but also oh my god [ __ ] also jude evergreen [ __ ] goddammit
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ah
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10 inches man 10 inches i've got a heel i've got heels that are eight inches tall
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massive [ __ ] giant how in fact look those are the heels that you suggested that i wear
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let me show you these [ __ ] heels that i own look at these i want you i want you i want to show you what 8 inches looks like
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now for reference for reference i have not worn these
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things in like the best part of a [ __ ] year a couple years ago i was on an extended
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camping trip bruh after rubbing out i realized everyone in the campground could see my silhouette through the tent
2:05:10
that's pretty good [ __ ] hell the final thanks for the 10-gifted
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thumbs wolf man hey mine's stopping you mind stopping doing that thank you um 10
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inches sounds pog jesus [ __ ]
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i can take a finger but a whole deck would be too much there are dicks the size of fingers
2:05:31
you need to find the right guy uh i do know someone i'm not i i might not me mine is uh very
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large but i do know i do know do you know someone maybe could be
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compared to a not not like a long but like you know a pinky maybe you know that but but
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um it's a friend of mine he um it's a friend of mine
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it's maurice it's marisa that was funny all the other ones look at this
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shiny on the bottom uh guys i can't find this where i'm throwing there oh good lord burn the
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whole place down oh hey stove oh hi stuff
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hey stop thanks for thinking of this sub stuff wait these were the heels of your ass
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kitty oh you'd like these these were the heels you're asking me to wear i can't walk in these i haven't tried in ages
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but i i'm pretty confident i can't the only person that's ever been able to walk in these is millie and not very
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well mind you plenty of people have tried these on no one's managed to actually take a solid
2:06:37
step in them thank you john thanks john for the [ __ ] zod you don't need to walk i do need to walk
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every now and then okay thanks keigo but i have to go downstairs to get myself red bulls
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i need to walk i don't have a [ __ ] maid i should though you should try them
2:06:58
what the [ __ ] just happened all like four of you in a row thank you all for the gifted subs why
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did you plan this oh my god they can't be that hard they are
2:07:09
i can't like if you can make the donation goal read
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something with 69 in it this is a good challenge actually i'm not going to ask for an amount of money
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i just want someone to manage to get the donation goal to say 69 somewhere on it and i'll i'll try and i'll show you what
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i mean stories but they seem relatable to me should i worry no i don't doubt i don't doubt most of
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these um i think that most of them are probably real oh yeah well i mean not on
2:07:39
the whole list but the ones i've read thank you very good it's a funky funky good name thank you
2:07:46
um holy [ __ ]
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i love you but you're so aggravating because you confuse the [ __ ] out of me and it doesn't help that i'm already questioning being trans so [ __ ] you all
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so i love you sorry oh i oh [ __ ] you oh i'm so nice of you oh [ __ ] you
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i'm hey what have you planned what does that hair look actually real
2:08:14
maybe maybe maybe take a take a wild guess buddy take a [ __ ] wild guess
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i stole it from my neighbor it was her real hair i wish he could grow more but the
2:08:29
scalping really put an end to that but it looks great confession was supposed to be a funny
2:08:35
little cell phone please forgive me sister i did not now it would lead to this
2:08:42
you're forgiven nice wig so lifelike
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it's just a real human person it's a real human person it's like it's voldemort on the back of my head
2:08:53
it's talking about ballet heels i've i know what ballet heels are i refuse
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i refuse i refuse to wear them i refuse to i refuse to get them i've seen these
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uh someone sent me these i refuse to try ballet heels because these are better than those less steep
2:09:10
and i can't even straighten my leg in this look oh [ __ ] i'm getting close maybe
2:09:18
i will show you if only if you can manage to make the donut go read 69 why the [ __ ] thank you though
2:09:24
thanks for the they're six why the six just do five just do five like a normal human it can go up in nice even numbers
2:09:30
bro they can go up a nice even hey there
2:09:36
my parents once paid 300 custom fees for a toy i ordered paid them back after
2:09:43
never told them what it was weirdest convo ever still a shame today
2:09:50
oh [ __ ] three oh oh chassis okay you made it say 16 so
2:09:55
i'll do it i know what you went for you got like out timed by flippy though it was uh you went for a [ __ ] double 69
2:10:02
but it didn't work also where did you ship it from that it cost you three hundred dollars
2:10:08
fees how big was it how big was it because 300 [ __ ] oh my
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god i personally only want to take a cast of
2:10:21
mine because i can't find it i can't find a dildo on the market that quite matches my my
2:10:26
uh my impressive stature you know my size my my girth and and uh football
2:10:34
field-esque length you know i just can't find one moby huge nothing pales pales in comparison
2:10:42
because i can't find mine [ __ ] you stuff okay look these i'll show you what i mean
2:10:49
by this is but this is also going to take me a long time to even put the first time i shoved a vibrator in my back door
2:10:56
i was confused how much i could fit seems in the natural
2:11:03
your stomach goes on for ages isn't your [ __ ] just like your stuff thank you flipper for them for the [ __ ] the
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talk of this a name for the uh oh my god and thank you for the 23 gifted stuff by the way but um
2:11:14
finn those heels are easy to wear but no they are deceptive these are not easy to wear you're incorrect about that
2:11:21
incorrect completely look these
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[ __ ] hold on these are so tall that you're it's so steep that your achilles heel can't like
2:11:33
quite quite adjust to it yeah i okay i
2:11:39
do just sitting hold on we just try are we just trying these on or oh my oh am i wearing these
2:11:45
for the rest of the stream guys i can just bend it back and stick it up there there's video footage
2:11:56
no [ __ ] way that's possible it would need to be looks like you're wearing them
2:12:02
yeah this doesn't look dude there's no way how could you be
2:12:12
the distance the distance the distance maybe my ass is just too fat but the distance
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the distance there's no way that's impossible it can't be possible it can't be done
2:12:25
i've seen it [ __ ] it can't be done okay it might be able to be done it
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can't be enjoyable it can't be what the [ __ ] what have i done here oh
2:12:37
this is just like tied in a goddamn like the worst okay
2:12:45
just the messiest [ __ ] not because i'm lazy when you make your cast don't forget to give it a suction cup for
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tossing i would i would definitely oh my [ __ ] hold on
2:12:57
this is about this outfit's about to get really like uh really dominatrixy with these heels what
2:13:04
the [ __ ] oh my god hold on these things okay
2:13:10
an entire subreddit says otherwise no no [ __ ] way
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where's the nun hat i put it on and it didn't look good on me it didn't look good on me
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i want to hear your girl voice i don't have a girl voice now wedge heels are more what
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what what i have been to drunken raves i've been
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in the room while my friends whipped his girlfriend into orgasm i've been to an orgy sort of and still i have remained
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celibate for all 41 of my years wow this is my confession the others aren't funny
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why why would you be celibate for that long is it like a religious thing why would
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you do that to yourself oh i've broken a thing whoopsie
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okay well this is impossible to do one of the one of the one of the [ __ ] straps are just like loose forever
2:14:05
because i broke it i know someone who ordered a full-size real doll when his parents went on vacation and his parents
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got home too early and his father said he send it back but we found it used in his shed
2:14:23
they're expensive though right they're like thousands or are they i don't know
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i don't know how much that how much are they do they do anything or are they just like a [ __ ] person like do they
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are they like a robot like do they move or is it literally like a like a [ __ ] expensive blow up doll yes expensive
2:14:45
it doesn't do anything does it not do anything it doesn't like it doesn't like do more than i i could probably afford
2:14:52
it's probably cheaper than the knife that i want kitty look at this [ __ ] knife oh wait where's my mouse look at this
2:14:58
knife that i want oh by the way chat i'm gonna quiz you so this is the one i want it's stupid i'm
2:15:03
gonna get it as a birthday present for me i've decided but like it's lovely i can talk about this knife all day here's another one that people liked i like the
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handle i don't like the shape of it but i like how the handle is you know but i still think i prefer this one but
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oh it's so [ __ ] good who makes it rockstead go google rockstead they're [ __ ] amazing look i've got the heels
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on
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okay boys i don't think i can i don't think i can
2:15:34
walk in these i don't think i can like stand even
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like i can't [ __ ] like push off from me bro oh [ __ ] i want like a [ __ ] hold on wait
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one sec i'm googling inspirational songs
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look let's see [Music]
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let's do it boys i can do this oh my god
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oh my god oh i'm doing it i'm doing it [ __ ] i'm doing it
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holy [ __ ] look at me go i feel like i'm creeping along like this
2:16:28
i can't like i can't [ __ ] stand up straight bro look [Music]
2:16:36
i promise i'm actually trying this is so difficult okay
2:16:41
oh my god oh that's so [ __ ] difficult bro
2:16:47
my my [ __ ] my god i'm uh my achilles man
2:16:54
it doesn't work i saw her dude my achilles doesn't bend that way it
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doesn't compress that far
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[ __ ] like i can't look literally that's what i mean so i can walk ish i can i can
2:17:12
move but like not properly look this is the straightest i can stand
2:17:19
this this is the best i got this i'm trying not to show like this i haven't tucked i'll join the best i got
2:17:25
without the heels how about having the leg and torso harnesses the leg harness would complement the thigh highs yes i'm
2:17:32
using my money to swing chat in this direction like look uh
2:17:38
taking us dude these little stupid who wears [ __ ]
2:17:50
what oh my uh pp cast soon uh
2:17:56
dude rose bricked up bro maybe my my my [ __ ]
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dude i need to talk more i just can't be [ __ ] like it may be just because my maybe maybe
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i'm both a grower and a shower and my my i'm i'm listen
2:18:16
not to brag but no like uh if i don't tuck then that's just gonna
2:18:22
be a thing like every dress and i've been wearing like the most [ __ ] dresses recently if i wear if i go back to wearing skater
2:18:28
skirts and stuff i won't have to tuck but with these i kind of do have to talk i just refuse to i'm
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i'm just gonna cover it and then it's better i just can't be [ __ ] man
2:18:40
harnett told someone i didn't agree i didn't agree chat why
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ninety percent of you voting that i buy a horse uh [ __ ] harness hornets christ
2:18:53
bro i didn't agree these are just this is just peer pressure oh
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okay let's see next oh 80 a new number a new number 80. we
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haven't got many of the 300s before actually which is odd to me 80. just straight up 80. let's see what
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we can find on the confessions are the at the age of seven i broke in
2:19:21
someone's house with my friends and stole a sledge that's how do you break into anywhere at
2:19:28
seven how do you what the [ __ ]
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you're gonna have like a lot of like effort you gotta be kind of struck seven well i don't know what i was doing at
2:19:41
seven i can't tuck because it makes me really hard
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why tucking is the most uncomfortable thing it's so [ __ ] uncomfortable it's
2:19:53
i would put on a tier list talking number one most uncomfortable thing on earth and then like uh corsets
2:20:01
and then the oh and sorry no no wait let me read it
2:20:07
tucking these heels corsets [ __ ]
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everything else pales in comparison everything else i'm fine with fake eyelashes [ __ ] easy like uh yeah
2:20:18
anything fake nails easy everything's easy besides [ __ ]
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okay well i haven't i have okay i don't know what a [ __ ] butt plug is like so i can't really speak to that but
2:20:30
you know as far as every experience i've had that's my t list i haven't shoved anything up my ass
2:20:39
recently is pretty uncomfortable right
2:20:45
when they're too tired it's kind of insane but oh my god my nerves okay
2:20:55
i'm seeing what this is i'm going to bed now kiss please
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kiss
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that was dangerous it's not very sharp um one of these one of these just reads i was once getting changed into a skirt
2:21:13
and my dad walked in and said oh you look good and then walked away to this day i live in fear what he's told people
2:21:23
that's kind of funny that's and you've never talked about it since
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that's one of those things i feel like you've got to have a follow up with remember finn nuns spend most of their
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life on their knees time to play the part that's not true
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that's they spend more time on their knees than i do but they don't spend most of their time
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my [ __ ] god confession i tricked my chat about the fact i never tried the plug
2:21:56
which way what do you mean the plug there's been many that i've tried i mean haven't tried i've been sent a lot of plugs
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dude i've been sent oh my god i've been sent ones with tails i've been sent ones with gems on the
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side i've been sent ones that like have [ __ ] uh a [ __ ] on the outside
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and i've might one of my biggest regrets in life is i've only kept a few of them i've kept the tail one but i threw out
2:22:23
the rest and i usually keep the sex toys i get sent because they're funny but i don't i didn't keep a lot of those
2:22:30
i think part of me was like butt plug is weirder than a dildo in my mind
2:22:35
i don't know why but i was just like the tail one was so funny that i've kept
2:22:40
it i show it to people it's fun it's a fun item to have i'm gonna hang it on my wall have some pride man
2:22:46
you put so much effort into your appearance and then you refuse to tuck even though you know it will improve
2:22:52
moral and make you look much better in those tight outfits and that green bean [ __ ] green bikini get the job done
2:22:59
jk listen i could talk will i no
2:23:05
because i listen there's it's the same thing as like i could wear a corset i would look
2:23:12
amazing i would look curvy i look great however i sacrifice that because i can
2:23:17
be comfortable and [ __ ] because i can wear like these heels right i can
2:23:24
wear these heels because like they're fine when i'm sitting this isn't uncomfortable at all when i'm standing
2:23:29
there awful but i'm sitting it's fine it's more just a hindrance but
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with tucking and corsets they are a constant like this sucks this sucks the sucker and i
2:23:40
feel like i'm in a worse mood then i'm gonna like have a worse dream right i'm gonna be less funny i'm gonna be in like
2:23:46
more annoyed i'm more prone to to snapping at someone ah you get used to used to it i've been dude
2:23:53
i have worn corsets for a very long time like in a row
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never gotten used to it never gotten used to it like like i think i've i'm there must
2:24:06
have been times where like i must have worn a corset for like two or three weeks every day straight
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right you want to go corset yeah well
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yeah i've wanted i've worn good corsets but like there's stuff that goes with it like ah
2:24:23
you you're so like you get so sweaty under it and that kind of gross and i've never gotten used to it like you got to
2:24:29
wash them all the time or like if you do or like you wear something under it but then you gotta find the thing under it
2:24:34
it's just a nasty thing to take off when i take this off i'm good i'm just getting changed out of clothes when i
2:24:40
take this off this is not an uncomfortably uncomfy scenario talking talking socks tucking socks and also i
2:24:47
own underwear that's like tucking underwear and it's it's not it doesn't do much of a good
2:24:53
job it's still it it takes away the shape of it but it's still like a [ __ ]
2:24:58
you know bulge there it's just not a pee pee shaped bulge but it's also really uncomfortable for me
2:25:05
ah christ like if it feels like me talking i get all the same uncomfortable of me
2:25:12
talking but it still leaves a bulge in it so it's like [ __ ] what's the point i don't know don't don't get it
2:25:18
beauty is pain you are only keeping yourself from realizing your potential i've done it i
2:25:25
realized my potential and then i and i didn't you should read 336 let's do it i realized my potential
2:25:31
and have gone against it what is 336 [ __ ]
2:25:40
when i finished up with my 19-inch dildo i usually toss it in the corner of my room this can get awkward as i
2:25:46
as when i go to pick it up i have to use kitchen roll as the lube and busty juice has congealed
2:25:55
oh my god it was funny but i gagged uh i should i should really wash it and put it straight away after i finish using it
2:26:02
thanks oh damn thank you chad thanks stuff for
2:26:07
alerting me how nice thank you for the five gifted subs um
2:26:12
oblivious oblivious confused thank you
2:26:18
oh my god every now and then i see why it's just my wife left me because i jerk off to
2:26:24
gay porn and your streams didn't need her anyway
2:26:31
didn't need her anyway now you've got [ __ ] what now you've got me your new wife the boy
2:26:37
wife two questions two question mark two question mark two question mark two
2:26:43
question mark two two months old bro [ __ ] yeah thank you for sticking around the extra month he was staying with me
2:26:49
um
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at about seven i broke into my brother's safe felt bad after i took the money so
2:27:05
left it on his bed so he knew it could be done pretty sure i'm responsible for his trust issues now
2:27:12
dude that's like the career path into doing like what's it called like ethical hacking and [ __ ] like break into a place
2:27:17
and they pay you to do it hell yeah harness please i don't want to do that
2:27:23
i don't know how to do the harness you're gonna have to sit here and watch me watch a five minute tutorial to do it and like
2:27:29
it yeah i don't know it seems like a bad move i wear it for a different stream but with the nun outfit something about it vibes weirdly like it's like this um
2:27:37
like i don't know something about it vibes weirdly i don't know lock picking lawyer i need the lock picking lawyer for that [ __ ]
2:27:43
box in the background oh
2:27:50
that's white and gray hat hacking yeah would you have uh
2:27:56
i need to stop reading things before i've actually done them all right random generator let's see
2:28:02
next one boyo oh fine no no it's close 329 i'll fight it's right next to this
2:28:07
one that i just read i'm still kind of i'm confession i'm
2:28:12
still kind of attracted to my crush even though she turned me down ah she turned me down to have sex with
2:28:18
my best friend i also have a girlfriend who's a d who's different to this crush basically i
2:28:23
stopped hanging out with this crush so i didn't have to see her face-to-face oh it's so sad oh i feel bad oh [ __ ]
2:28:32
well one of them's tagged as degenerate every once in a while i find my thoughts drifting to a dark place even though i
2:28:39
know they're irrational wrong i still thought crossed my mind sometimes the thoughts just crossed my mind that maybe
2:28:45
britain isn't all that bad
2:28:51
that is truly a dark thought it's not that bad it's not that bad it's okay
2:28:57
it's it's it's not great it's
2:29:10
it's okay it just rains i remember in year i remember in year two elementary a kid
2:29:16
asked the instructor if he could go to the bathroom he went to the bathroom and came back but then sat next to me
2:29:22
uh looks dead looks me dead in the eyes and this kid says if you put
2:29:27
if you put a celery up your butt you'll never die
2:29:33
i remembered it because of how traumatizing it was i'm pretty sure he transferred
2:29:38
a transferred a year after that and i don't know how he is now okay less funny confession but by way of
2:29:44
an apology for constantly bringing up the green bikini when i was about my god brother and i pushed a down telephone
2:29:51
pole down a hill into a busy road
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okay [ __ ] what i mean it would be fine if she had a
2:30:05
celery up her ass she wouldn't die
2:30:11
she'd live forever oh my god
2:30:17
it's like how they say like celery has negative calories right because like chewing it burns more calories than you
2:30:23
get from it or something like that like ice water has negative calories because it's so cold your body takes some to digest it
2:30:30
it's the same way it's like uh it's just it's like the most healthy thing you can be
2:30:35
all right should have a celery stick up your ass you're just like god
2:30:41
somebody's not disgusting h no point in denying any more i just
2:30:46
gained a new kink unzip trousers
2:30:53
makeup still pretty [ __ ] good though right i hate meeting with crossdresser but
2:30:58
love cross dressing for naughty activities what does that make me
2:31:03
i hate meeting with crossdresser so you don't like meeting crossdresses but you like cross-dressing
2:31:13
i don't know
2:31:18
i've never met a crossdresser though i've never met one they're all weird
2:31:23
i never met one yeah i've never met one so i wouldn't
2:31:29
know maybe maybe i'll meet one and then i'll dislike them and then i'll have like and then i'll be in the same boat as you
2:31:36
cross phobic good lord oh wait i like oh [ __ ] i thought i read it wrong it's fine
2:31:43
my mom caught me oh my [ __ ] god kim was probably told that after he
2:31:49
caught his mum she probably also told him not to tell anyone but he didn't listen
2:31:57
jesus christ the celery thing although
2:32:06
there's one in the god there's one that's even happening on this stream i joined and i'm just concerned
2:32:13
finn why but this is funny to hear when making food anyways have a great day bucko
2:32:20
i'm uh i'm reading some anonymous viewer confessions for example here's one my mom caught me wearing her
2:32:27
lingerie ones i'm a guy by the way wasn't a funny talk after i still cringe ten years later
2:32:33
nice that is that is horrific that is that
2:32:39
that is some deep cringe that is some deep [ __ ] cringe
2:32:45
oh my god oh [ __ ] that's rough
2:32:52
anything where it's like oh christ anything where it's like a to do with a family member you've done
2:32:58
something embarrassing in front of a family remember you can't get away from it man cause let's say you do something
2:33:05
embarrassing happens in a group of friends you're gonna dude friend's a friend you [ __ ] it doesn't matter you don't need to know those guys if it's a
2:33:12
family member dude you've got to be the guy that [ __ ] oh they never got caught no
2:33:18
you've got to be the guy that like got caught doing some dumb [ __ ] with your with family doesn't even need
2:33:25
to be that bad but like oh my god [ __ ] that's pretty bad i'm trying to think if i have any
2:33:31
embarrassing like family memories i've got kind of lucky i have never i don't think i've done anything that's like
2:33:38
embarrassing that involved my parents i guess or like family at all i don't think
2:33:46
no i think i'm good actually you know what i've i've missed out on that experience i haven't i've i'm a perfect human being
2:33:53
being born [ __ ] you this uh yeah
2:33:59
i can't think of one
2:34:04
maybe i've just like repressed it in my brain so much i've like pushed it out
2:34:09
i've pushed it to the back of my subconscious so i don't remember it being born cringe
2:34:14
322 oh what's up with three
2:34:20
sometimes sometimes i cover myself in vaseline and
2:34:26
slither around the floor pretending i'm a slug
2:34:34
i want it to be real i want it to be real please let it be real please let it be real i want it to be
2:34:40
real i need it to be that's so [ __ ] funny i like that how much setup needs
2:34:45
to go into that like the extreme amount of setup that needs to go
2:34:51
how much vaseline do you need to buy how long does it take you and then just to slither how long do you slither around
2:34:57
floor for on the floor there's so much to this there's so much
2:35:02
to this caught with a celery slithering around in vaseline
2:35:08
fish topped up in vaseline slithering around on the floor
2:35:14
pretending to be a slug with a celery stick up my ass and then my mum walked in
2:35:25
hasn't it happened to the best hasn't it happened to all of us that's a relatable thing the immortal slug
2:35:31
oh my [ __ ] peanut butter does not work too peanut butter is not a lubricant
2:35:37
it's more of a substance i'mma be real i'm so
2:35:45
painfully aware that i know i couldn't stand up right now like these [ __ ] shoes are awful
2:35:54
do not use anything that isn't lupus lube soda you missed soda you missed an important part of this we're talking
2:36:05
we're talking about slithering around on the floor like a slippery little slug
2:36:11
um [Music] holy [ __ ] on a live radio broadcast in
2:36:19
holland i was supposed to recite the scout promise in irish i blanked and spoke gibberish instead that day the
2:36:26
irish ambassador was killed in a car crash i blame myself
2:36:32
k gober what the [ __ ] man i once drove around the streets of birmingham in hopes of
2:36:39
hearing my car horn on someone's stream
2:36:46
oh that's a dangerous game that's a dangerous game to play that's how the that's how 4chan found that flag from uh
2:36:53
what's it that guy the celebrity dude thank you for the vikings [ __ ]
2:36:58
you're insane a little bit oh damn dude i'm used to [ __ ] okay no dude listen
2:37:05
gobert you don't know what you [ __ ] k over you don't know what you [ __ ] started they're gonna like there's less than 100 left
2:37:12
he will not divide us yeah i will i will divide you when i was at school i used to go
2:37:18
through my crush's gym kit after school and try on her skirts and cycling shorts and play with myself
2:37:25
felt bad oh the rest of my life oh oh
2:37:30
oh i thought it was going to be worth it something calming i'm legit having a meltdown damn being autistic sucks
2:37:37
sometimes i can't
2:37:42
oh damn i don't live in a state of calmness there's nothing i can do to help you
2:37:48
i live in a state of constant
2:37:53
constantly uncalm i'm honest all the time
2:37:58
hey soda [ __ ] i'm on a state of constant arousal
2:38:04
i'm never gone but hey face right hey boys oh damn i've got an idea
2:38:11
um i'm gonna end the stream just to stop hitting the goal
2:38:17
uh [ __ ]
2:38:23
i don't want to pay attention to what's going on thank you for the 5 good subs and the 13
2:38:28
gifted subs and thank you to subs and the five year subs and then another five subs and the 69 gifted subs that was
2:38:34
nice too um forgive me sister for i have sinned was
2:38:42
21 in 2008 had intense rebound with female friend roommates heard everything
2:38:49
later found out her boyfriend was the dude i had [ __ ] the month before and caused the whole thing
2:38:55
she's why did daniel say the word [ __ ] so bad i was like dude i [ __ ] the month
2:39:01
before like what the [ __ ] how boring was it oh
2:39:08
yeah that's rough that's a rough one that's classic though come on streamlabs update already it wouldn't have happened
2:39:14
streamlabs wouldn't have happened it wouldn't have it's not on 3000 i know i've been counting in my in my big brain
2:39:20
big maths daniel's the text-to-speech guy the uh
2:39:27
it's not gonna be 3000 it is it's not my big brain
2:39:33
my big brain calculated it too fast catches
2:39:38
catch is that you're a goddamn superhero name
2:39:44
catch you catch you zama nope oh damn no oh brian oh [ __ ] it it's brian not
2:39:50
daniel my bad goggle freaks hey i need help pronouncing that goddamn catcher name but thank you for the
2:39:55
[ __ ] subs both of you how nice catches that robot it might be
2:40:00
i don't think it's a thanks kevlar i it's probably a 3k you can stop there's um
2:40:06
it's fine it's fine it's all good you don't need to anymore listen let's read some confessions let's read some viewer
2:40:13
confessions all good ma came to the rescue and
2:40:19
killed it nice spider down
2:40:27
wowie [Music] can i ask you a logistical question yeah
2:40:34
i know you have a habit of only streaming two or three times a month which would place your next stream in
2:40:40
march boy month didn't you promise if we met the sub goal the very next stream would
2:40:46
be the pikelingia stream oh damn the what
2:40:53
oh well i'll stream before then um but i did say that i'd stream before then
2:40:58
scam what what are you saying scam for oh this sub goals glitched it's gone
2:41:03
it's gone oh no i told you this the other day but i cheated on my high school girlfriend with a banging hot
2:41:10
girl who after people found out literally changed schools from embarrassment i then got right back with
2:41:16
my gf and i've left the other girl on read since yeah soda that's maybe the most like
2:41:24
it's it's next it's pretty [ __ ] new tattoo stream do you have a skirt
2:41:30
oh i don't have a peek i don't have a yellow skirt i'll prime one but that's only if we hit the donut this
2:41:37
the sub goal sorry and i i don't know i don't know what the sub goal is i don't know where it stands right now
2:41:42
also let it i just want you guys to know that soda [ __ ] let's go through this
2:41:49
had a girlfriend cheated on the girlfriend with really hot girl then [ __ ]
2:41:55
left left the hot girl she she left schools out of embarrassment and then just got
2:42:02
right back with the with the original girlfriend power move really asserted [ __ ]
2:42:09
dominance yellow skirt
2:42:15
hold on let's check in on the counter
2:42:21
let's not check in on the counter
2:42:47
oh [ __ ]
2:43:06
how fast can i get this oh [ __ ] the 18th [ __ ] okay hold on there's got to be
2:43:12
something for the there's got to be a yellow skirt on the 17th that i can get bro
2:43:18
because on the on the 18th i'm going to uh i'm sorry on the 19th i'm going to a wedding
2:43:24
i don't want to have to have the aisle i've got to take the eyelashes off before then there's got to be a time
2:43:30
i've got to know hold on
2:43:39
please make sure to color match the outfit also let's keep working on the donno gold chat we can do it
2:43:47
do i have like a next day prime thing that i can get bro there's a [ __ ] urban outfitters thing
2:43:55
why did he not show me like the soonest order man
2:44:01
why didn't i show me
2:44:07
oh [ __ ] i don't know what size i am bro and his skirt bro 18th bro i need it for this i hate it
2:44:13
but sooner than then and even sooner than then there's got to be something there's
2:44:19
going to be something bro oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] do i not own a yellow skirt i must own a
2:44:26
yellow skirt i don't think i do [ __ ]
2:44:31
what what other skirt would look better if it wasn't a yellow so we got the simp gold on to the girly girl gold
2:44:38
[ __ ] the [ __ ] what other skirt would match it
2:44:43
i've got a orange one i've got an orange one right
2:44:49
get a pikachu thingy i just have a red one i have a red one oh was the vel was the velma square
2:44:54
orange or red i forgot i know i have a red skirt i don't know if i have an orange one
2:45:04
one goal down now the next one chat doing my part
2:45:12
brown because pikachu let's see brown skirt
2:45:18
honestly it might be worth waiting 15 minutes to see if there's any same day delivery ones
2:45:23
because otherwise i don't know ah [ __ ] there's none there's a lot of brown skirts that go
2:45:29
wrong but there's none that arrive there soon right [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
2:45:36
there's like a mustard yellow that'd be good but i can't find one that's the right [ __ ] time oh i do have this it
2:45:42
doesn't fit it at all though i have a brown skirt but it's like a leather one it doesn't suit it
2:45:48
it's like light brown you could always visit a shop
2:45:53
i'm not gonna go in real life to a shop bro
2:45:59
i'm not gonna get i'm not no nope nope also you don't find stuff like that in a
2:46:04
shop but you think i'm gonna go try on some skirts in real life bro no
2:46:12
[ __ ] we'll see i will see i will see what i can do i will see what i can do
2:46:21
let me see if i have a yellow scattered oh my god these [ __ ] shoes give me a minute chat give me one second
2:46:29
hold on boys can i maybe take the shoes off
2:46:34
oh my god one minute let me check just do the stream after the wedding
2:47:04
we meet again mr chair
2:47:27
boys please jesus [ __ ] these hold on
2:47:35
oh [Music] these heels gotta go these hills gotta go man
2:47:41
you can't do it i'm stressed i can walk and heal so well i can't walk in these at all
2:47:47
they gotta go the sub goal is the year you can stop cross-dressing what the [ __ ] are you wearing dog bro
2:47:53
look at my outfit look at this i'm a nun i'm like a [ __ ] what i'm a nun i'm a do a mobile live
2:48:00
stream of you at the ball ring releases good smile
2:48:07
let me take the heels off uh let me take these off real quick
2:48:13
we'll see i could again i could just do the stream after but i won't have fake eyelashes for it
2:48:18
i'm not gonna have eyelashes on after the wedding that's what i mean
2:48:23
because they're gonna come off for the wedding hey rose can you say momo canyon for my sis
2:48:32
are we trying are you guys trying to hit the [ __ ] subgoal or the the the [ __ ] oh good lord
2:48:38
for you those are dumb boots yeah they are that's why i can't walk in the man it's like a it's like a soft lock out of them
2:48:44
i'm not dominant enough they just don't work for me
2:48:51
i need some um instead of dumb heels i need a [ __ ] i don't know
2:49:00
lord i need sub flats oh my [ __ ]
2:49:05
ankles just keep the eyelashes on i'm not gonna go to my friend's wedding with fake eyelashes on i'm one of the [ __ ]
2:49:11
uh one of the groomsmen well you know one of the guys i'm one of the boys i'm gonna be like in photos and [ __ ] i'm
2:49:18
not gonna have fake eyelashes on it's not gonna happen power bottom heels yeah i'm not
2:49:24
it's not gonna happen bridesmaid yeah no one will notice yes they will i'm not gonna wear these i'm not gonna oh my
2:49:30
almost uh i'm not gonna wear those uh i'm gonna i'm gonna take them off no nails either
2:49:36
i am keeping the nails i am the nails are significantly harder to get off i got like i can take the
2:49:42
eyelashes off kind of by myself i've i've got a i ordered a remover which i hope works bimbo month i'm doing my part
2:49:52
we gotta get some [ __ ] ground rules that [ __ ] like no but nails okay yeah the nails are fine
2:49:59
because i can put my hands in our pockets and stuff but fake eyelashes are really noticeable you know and it's trendy for dudes to do their nails now
2:50:05
you know like straight guys are doing their nails it's not gonna cause much suspicion these are uh
2:50:12
10 inch long acrylics but and they're bright pink but you know black nails they're the same they're the
2:50:18
same thing really you know like people just think i'm a hard-working mechanic i'm breaking up with you it's not you
2:50:26
you were pogbas it's me i'm omega lull i'm sorry if this is pepe hands but it
2:50:32
has to be done i've just been feeling pepe and our relationship has been weird champ for months [ __ ] it's time to end
2:50:40
my arm looks so small in this why does my arm look so sw why does it look like i have no muscle
2:50:46
what the [ __ ] what is what what i promise it's not it's i like with
2:50:54
like without the [ __ ] it was restricted look without right without the outfit look muscle
2:51:00
muscley boy it's just the lighting the lighting doesn't get it's the lighting's not set up for it just so you know
2:51:07
the light the lighting's set up for for my face to look good not for um
2:51:14
henry's been filling estrogen on your beans and tons pikachu lingerie is for mama helen you can't let her down
2:51:21
got to do it right for mama helen also the groom is okay with you coming as
2:51:26
rose that is true but i'm not gonna do it i do have i mean listen i'll take the eyelashes off i've got like other fake
2:51:33
eyelashes that i can wear like the second one i'll just do that i'll just do that okay it'll be fine
2:51:39
bimbo month bim beaumont i'll do it with you did you guys hear that um
2:51:45
buzzing noise i didn't hear any of that uh paint them black i could paint them black
2:51:51
i don't own any black paint though i could buy some are you doing a man bun no i'm just gonna have normal hair
2:51:59
man bun's kind of lame man burns a low lime sorry to break it to you but it's a
2:52:04
little lime it's a little lime it's just not it's not the vibe i don't like it i'm just gonna get a
2:52:10
haircut i'm just gonna buzz cut it like uh do that thing where i shave the sides of my head
2:52:16
but not the back or the top and then i'm gonna spike it up
2:52:22
a high ponytail would be based yeah i don't know what is the best man the best man with a
2:52:28
[ __ ] dude the best man in like uh
2:52:34
the best man in [ __ ] fake eyelashes long pink acrylic nails and a high and a
2:52:39
high ponytail nice jesus christ
2:52:47
you should get a mullet i'm down i'm so down
2:52:52
not best man what did i say best man i'm a groomsman i'm not the best man i just kind of in my i got the groomsman sounds
2:52:58
like a weird word to me i'm not the best man [ __ ] thank god i'm not the best man
2:53:03
holy [ __ ] i remember when i was first told about i've known this guy forever i'm like his oldest friend but i wasn't
2:53:09
his best man and the more i think about it the more i was like he did me a favor i was like
2:53:15
[ __ ] i couldn't have done it man it's so much work it's so much organizing and [ __ ] that's a lot of pressure i couldn't have
2:53:21
done it chrome's woman
2:53:26
groomsman sounds like a fluffer anyway
2:53:32
wait show the alpha people that came late i just stood up man i just took the heels off there's
2:53:38
the outfit look here's the outfit it is the it's ironically a a a nun's outfit but is by far the
2:53:47
[ __ ] like well the shortest dress i've ever worn
2:53:52
you know this is the state of things so it's it's all right got this [ __ ] it's
2:53:59
like sorry it's just my giant dick one minute let me adjust adjust my uh
2:54:08
in just the the layers there but
2:54:13
hold on bottom i got an idea i mean like not
2:54:26
yeah so there's that was there a piece on the ground it didn't look good so i stopped wearing
2:54:32
it goddamn bro you fought and [ __ ] and poop you are complaining about it but i
2:54:39
already told you i was a groomsman in heels dreads down to my bum painted nails and a full face of makeup holy
2:54:46
fast just want to do my part yeah but it's you don't want to take
2:54:52
away from i mean listen could i sure would it be embarrassing
2:54:57
yes for everyone involved like there's and also it takes away from like it's
2:55:04
not why do i want i don't need to i i need to look presentable i don't want to attract attention it's not my wedding
2:55:10
you know don't get me wrong at my wedding everyone will be required to do uh it'll
2:55:16
be a [ __ ] gender bender wedding everyone will be like it's gonna be men in dresses women in women in [ __ ] in
2:55:23
uh in suits it's gonna be everything right that's how it's gonna be we're gonna i'm gonna buy [ __ ] one of those
2:55:28
like superhero fake muscle suits for every woman invited to the wedding on my wedding
2:55:36
however this i'm not gonna force uh my ideals
2:55:41
upon upon my friend it would be funny women in suits mega
2:55:47
heart uh problematic problem problematically
2:55:52
of me i'm never i'm not a fan of women with short hair i'm not a fan i don't like it
2:55:59
uh it's i don't know i'm more listen i like the femininity man
2:56:04
i'm i'm big into that i'm big into i'm big into uh femininity surprisingly spider kind of the best they ah look how
2:56:11
i customized it look at that it's got like carbon fiber handle and [ __ ]
2:56:17
i think it's just oh [ __ ] it's s45 yeah let's go yeah
2:56:22
what up vr i've never watched arcane no idea there's beautiful femininity in a woman
2:56:28
with a shaved head not gonna lie yeah i guess
2:56:34
i mean yeah it's not that it can't happen it's a it's a it's a
2:56:40
my only thing is like dude there are some insanely hot women that have like
2:56:45
short hair or like a shaved head or something it's just that you need to be really hot to pull it off
2:56:51
like you need to have your default is an eight or above to be able to make it work and it can increase your points but
2:56:57
like i don't know usually that's why i'm going for more long hair because listen i know what i like in a woman boy
2:57:04
same thing plan to pick out a lovely wedding dress oh yeah i'm gonna i'm actually gonna go
2:57:10
to the wedding in a white dress when you get married for real you're going to be jealous you're not wearing the dress
2:57:18
who says i won't be who says i wouldn't be the [ __ ]
2:57:24
if i get married before the time i'm 30 and i still look good in a wedding dress
2:57:30
why wouldn't i man when will you restuck the points award there's the points awards are so stupid
2:57:36
i mean probably when i move oh [ __ ] i am a man of few words any questions
2:57:48
yes many you are suspiciously wealthy where did
2:57:54
you find all that all that dosh where'd you find all that dollar dollar buddy
2:58:00
we're 3k 30 the way done one third almost a third even good job good job boys doing great doing
2:58:07
solid man doesn't every little boy dream of a
2:58:13
flowing wedding dress yeah it's just how i always pictured my wedding
2:58:18
me and the wedding dress and [ __ ] that's always how i pitched it gosh some [ __ ] what's it what else do we
2:58:24
call him britain britain what are we calling in british dosh
2:58:30
i've heard the weirdest [ __ ] though
2:58:35
wonga oh my [ __ ] god that's the dumbest one i know yeah
2:58:40
that's moolah yeah dosh wonga
2:58:50
that's not one [ __ ] hell
2:58:55
cheddar true that's more american quid yeah of course that's normal though
2:59:01
wank did you watch the video i sent you that was posted on reddit no also chat do
2:59:08
your part no uh i didn't hear the last part of that
2:59:13
well hold on let me see do you send me on dms no there's something on the counter chat yes
2:59:23
i suspect that this is not good oh this is on the reddit hold on it's 30
2:59:29
seconds oh this was when i was being [ __ ] i
2:59:35
remember this a bit more of a [ __ ] than usual wanna bet yes good i won't be a woman on the birthday
2:59:41
on a bet yes you can clip this now like 60k yeah
2:59:47
calendar is assuming gm6 doesn't get hit if it does things move forward yeah i know i know that so
2:59:52
six six seven eight yeah it was like nine
2:59:58
yeah it needs to be nine unless i take a really long break in which case you could get it in eight but like you need
3:00:03
it to be nine i can guarantee you can we have a princess fin vince's birthday i will
3:00:09
throw the girliest whatever party i'll dress up for it i'll go out it's just not
3:00:14
gonna happen i'll bet you that well stove asked for it doing my part again
3:00:24
oh no i was joking i was joking
3:00:32
i was joking
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looks like this [ __ ] this
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i don't know how i don't know where to go from here man what do i do what do i do
3:01:37
how did you find that stove you are a bad person
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congratulations thanks crj holy [ __ ]
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[ __ ] i contact millie and get it organized no no no no no i'll be in the house i will
3:01:56
be in that stove have i mentioned how much of a goat you are and yes i'll do my part again
3:02:02
come on chat for our princess
3:02:07
there's no shot i'm leaving the house because then you wouldn't see the stream so i think so girly party i
3:02:14
don't does that even entail i don't even know what that would be i don't know what it would be
3:02:20
what would i do what would it be what would it be like how do you have a [ __ ] how how
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how
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pillow fight with riza slumber party pillow fights makeovers calling boys oh thanks thanks sarah you're contributing
3:02:47
do you mind uh stop stopping what do girls even do i don't know i've never met one uh i've never
3:02:54
had the what are women oh my god
3:02:59
i'm the ideas i'm an ideas guy 24-hour slumber party
3:03:07
i can't take credit for finding the video in the archive credit for that goes to rhubarb three
3:03:13
hundred and twenty one it's em tiara's glitter girlfriends makeovers
3:03:18
calling boys truthful their booze everything oh fun doing my part also we can see you when
3:03:25
you leave the house it's called a walking stream you dummy
3:03:31
love our bimbo though i don't wanna i don't wanna do a walking stream on birthday cause i'm not gonna
3:03:37
be moved by here by a red bull thank you i have a i have three more of them in
3:03:42
the fridge truth or dare is good truth or dare is pretty good fine
3:03:47
okay so
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okay [ __ ] so uh makeovers
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uh talking to boys truth or dare alcohol i'm down for that
3:04:03
i'm gonna alcohol is gonna be a required thing in this
3:04:08
wait a second the goal hasn't been reached
3:04:14
there's still a way around this there's still a way around there's still other way out of the glory to our gremlin queen our queen of blades
3:04:22
she who washes over the chest of unspeakable man things she of the kevlar
3:04:27
nails the bearer of the trouser snake known as the angry and sh worm
3:04:32
ah my god truth or dare with soda seems
3:04:39
interesting yeah i i fear that holy [ __ ] also soda knows
3:04:45
me too well already so does everyone can i still
3:04:52
here's some money for party decorations and doing my part
3:05:00
decorations
3:05:06
oh [ __ ] i can decorate you happy birthday to you goddamn spin the bottle with just you in chat oh [ __ ]
3:05:14
the just
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uh i'm ignor i'm doing i'm trying so hard
3:05:26
to ignore the [ __ ] reason wants to tell you a stream idea give me a sec let's see she wants to say it because
3:05:33
it's too much work to put in chat hello hello hi what do you want to say what what's
3:05:38
your idea um uh you know how april is where you're at
3:05:45
hold on the donald goal hasn't been hit yet stay out of this arch stay out of this
3:05:51
one mr mage and yeah why um because i will be your patient and
3:05:57
you can be my nurse for a stream why because i'm coming out of surgery oh
3:06:03
yeah you're gonna be like uh half dead forgot about that maybe
3:06:08
you can do a stream in the hospital nothing is more early than a red velvet cake
3:06:16
on april 1st no we're not yeah we are
3:06:22
why are we yeah why because of the surgery
3:06:27
i thought it was like 10 like weeks before that no it's end of march and april comes next
3:06:34
wait when do you get out of it when do we leave april 1st oh we leave on april 1st or
3:06:41
2nd i mean [ __ ] i mean we can do it at home
3:06:48
you can just be like doing everything on stream like oh damn it just became my birthday do something
3:06:55
cute oh [ __ ] happy birthday i'm guessing you're in britain in [ __ ] time zones
3:07:00
uh how do i uh uh oh [ __ ] hold on that's a lot of
3:07:06
pressure to put on my symptoms yes always you've been a stupid sub for 21 months
3:07:12
that goes without saying [ __ ] it uh
3:07:17
i don't know what how do i nurse her i'm down to dress as a nurse i've got a
3:07:24
nurse out but i haven't worn in ages i'm down here you could be my bimbo nurse but in my bag i don't know about that
3:07:30
let's do a new can okay because [ __ ] good lord i don't have to get all dressed up in my bag i can do a i can do
3:07:36
a real life first ever real life face reveal oh yeah and then more head reveal
3:07:43
no no full face reveal and then you can be my nurse yeah my bimbo nurse and
3:07:49
spill water on me and be like oh let me clean that up and then you suck on my [ __ ] ah
3:07:54
no it's like the whole like oh accidentally spilled water on my white t-shirt you know and now it's now it's
3:07:59
that's that's how it is that's that's the thing yeah something like that oh yeah i'll
3:08:06
inject you with um drugs i'll i'll inject you with drugs
3:08:12
i'll make you grow boobs oh yeah i just want another bag i just want
3:08:18
another booster bro that's cur oh bro i [ __ ] hated it that's a dude the [ __ ] there's there's nothing
3:08:25
more like we mean dude me and soda [ __ ] talked about this she's oh she's
3:08:30
he's [ __ ] yelling it in chat sorry transforming i've used the wrong pronoun i'm sorry this
3:08:36
this is [ __ ] they were talking to me about [ __ ] uh medical fetish thing
3:08:41
and it it's like the hardest turn off ever i do not get it it's like injection
3:08:49
and i don't reverse transphobic indeed i like uh breast milk
3:08:55
huh i really like breast milk i told you soda yeah i was uh you know i dude you
3:09:02
at any given opportunity you will say exactly what you're into in front of thousands of people why
3:09:08
would i lie i don't know step first to accepting yourself is being honest with the people around you
3:09:14
it's very open on stream though and i'm proud of it i wanna i wanna i wanna milk someone
3:09:26
[Music] huh i just want to drink some honestly beginning to sound like a freezer should
3:09:32
be donating to this goal [Laughter]
3:09:37
i agree uh i should be donating i don't have any money my surgery is like one million dollars yeah you guys can donate
3:09:43
to me for money if you want no surgery that's some trickle-down economics that i'm not on board with
3:09:49
that's uh that's it's not how it works you don't donate teresa and then the money goes to my good just which pay me directly i'll
3:09:55
use the money better no i'm gonna buy a knife
3:10:01
and a necklace yes but mostly the knife and lightsabers
3:10:06
all right i all do the lightsaber okay [ __ ] we gotta talk about stuff all right i'm gonna let you go we're going to talk about uh stuff after streamreader
3:10:14
okay all right have fun peace goodbye i dislike all of these ideas
3:10:23
none of these ideas are good ideas by the way
3:10:28
what outfits should i grab for birthday my birthday's on the 21st of april by the way just in case you
3:10:34
want to get me something it's oh i can open up the po box it's like birthday presents when we hit the goal and we will you
3:10:41
must go outside enter a mcdonald's order food and eat there while talking to chat
3:10:46
like a normally girl no my father it's your girl asthma cold oh
3:10:52
hi can you invite me to our otk thanks uh dude i went i've been to a mcdonald's
3:10:59
before dressed up awful awful idea also i've now realized
3:11:05
that if i show any of my location someone immediately finds me so i'm kind of scared of it use this money to buy
3:11:10
you a nice bimbo b day outfit
3:11:19
i'm losing a chat i'm losing it chat get a pink silk eye mask
3:11:27
decorations for your christmas tree i think i've been said one time because it's comfy i own i own a pink
3:11:33
silk eye mask bimbo bidet i don't have a bidet
3:11:40
doing my part thank you that's so nice of you
3:11:46
what would be a good birthday outfit by the way by the way dude look there's there's a
3:11:51
culture in the uk if i google birthday hold on uh birthday dress
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uk the [ __ ] like the [ __ ] [ __ ]
3:12:03
on earth every it's a culture thing i don't get it i want it like all the all the ones are like product photos
3:12:10
trying to find like a real like birthday girl uk or birthday
3:12:20
[ __ ] i can't finally what's like a you know those girls that go out to like i'll do your clown makeup [ __ ] you
3:12:26
can i put you in a clown of it no you can't i don't want to be a clown all right listen i already i already like
3:12:33
put a bunch of makeup on and then perform online for viewers i'm already i'm already in a bunch of funny outfits
3:12:39
plants are cute no they ain't no they ain't smxl oh yeah yeah
3:12:45
there we go oh what the [ __ ] hold on [Music]
3:12:53
don't forget you'll need a bimbo easter bunny girl outfit too
3:12:58
okay all the ones that i find online are not that bad actually they're not the worst i'm i couldn't find you any great
3:13:04
example oh this is mainly someone donates three dollars
3:13:10
oh [ __ ] wait i'm there look it's mainly that oh [ __ ] why
3:13:17
oh someone right after you donated that that there it is why three
3:13:23
anything from fashion nova is bimbo certified lol oh you should do a clothes haul that would be funny
3:13:29
fashion nova are they cheap oh it says affordable pog
3:13:38
yeah okay it is a good day all night dude canada smiles this is the first [ __ ] i see man nice
3:13:47
yeah okay um this is a great idea especially because i am definitely shaped like all of these women this is
3:13:53
what i meant when i said like okay all of this stuff is like what people in the uk were
3:13:59
what the [ __ ] how is that even possible there's lots of porn outfit sport fashion never
3:14:05
really i couldn't tell [ __ ] hell i mean cool
3:14:11
i'm down do i want to do this now oh there's a men's section what is the imagine the
3:14:17
men's section is like equally [ __ ] it's just all the same like it's just
3:14:24
it's like just really revealing clothing and everything sadly it's not i checked
3:14:29
uh that's straight up just a top holy [ __ ]
3:14:36
code in the
3:14:42
there's some all right stuff there it's okay it's just cheap as [ __ ] you buy a chef like two pounds and then it's like
3:14:47
it's it's worth wearing once it's fine it's wasteful but it's fine
3:14:55
jesus christ like it is kind of funny how they had like a 50 off thing and it's like a girl
3:15:01
wearing 50 of clothes look she's just cropped tops 50 off everything we've got half sleeves half
3:15:08
torsos everything everything's half off mini skirt that's how it
3:15:14
50 off also equals the fabric okay what should i what should i see oh my
3:15:20
god there's a category called uh boss babe i gotta know i gotta know
3:15:26
i wanna be i wanna be a girl boss bro these are just long shirts
3:15:32
these are just long shirts they're just what these just shirts that are a size too
3:15:39
big man okay but they are 11 pounds 11 okay [ __ ] this is this is cheap as hell [ __ ] yeah this is
3:15:46
exactly what i was after okay uh
3:15:51
oh there's that there's a section for birthday dresses
3:16:00
i can't wear any of these bro oh my [ __ ] god
3:16:09
yeah this is gonna be a struggle i don't even know how much i can show this on twitch bro
3:16:14
i can show it this is amaranth's worn worse like dude
3:16:19
they go by color holy [ __ ] dude i'm gonna really struggle to find something that uh works here because all
3:16:26
of these are just like how much titty can i show and i ain't got no titty to show bro
3:16:31
so we'll see
3:16:38
i mean i could maybe pull off some titty show but not a lot holy [ __ ]
3:16:47
okay we gotta do this at a different time i i feel
3:16:54
jesus christ okay you need another title where you can put i almost got banned oh good point yeah i
3:17:00
mean we'll do it for the birthday thing all right boys
3:17:06
i'm glad we've got a plan check me check the ironing board section what does that even mean
3:17:13
but next stream is birthday party next stream we'll do um
3:17:19
[ __ ] i don't know i don't think next stream can be i don't
3:17:25
think next stream can be the pikachu thing because i don't have a i don't have a skirt i don't have a yellow skirt that matches or even a brown skirt that
3:17:31
matches so i'm not sure
3:17:38
me no no my god
3:17:47
sorry i found one of the dude one of these models look like the uh the
3:17:52
[ __ ] destroyer girls there's two of them and they've got just the most giant lips and like the like the hips like their
3:17:59
shoulders go out to here and their hips go out to there it's insane there's a bunch of a man stacking up oh
3:18:06
solid have you been banning a lot of people cool all right i'll go through it uh in a different
3:18:12
stream because i'm kind of hungry and i'm losing energy quickly
3:18:17
and this might have to be i haven't eaten today and i kind of want to eat something so sunday is a day of rest but
3:18:23
not for me who rests on sundays also it's a thursday
3:18:30
it's sunday nowhere else on earth go eat dummy yeah i will i will i will
3:18:37
i'm gonna have uh three leaves of lettuce and that's gonna be enough for me
3:18:42
it's just skinny girl [ __ ] what can i say skinny butt skinny skinny [ __ ] stuff anyway
3:18:48
you have ludwig's laughing face
3:18:53
i i don't know i i don't think i do anyway is it kershaw lucha bellasson training
3:18:59
true oh hey alex do you want to talk about your unhinged uh confession when oh bro
3:19:07
[Music] just do what you can when you can so as
3:19:12
stove said you can do unban requests stream planning etc people are oppressed
3:19:18
so take your time to do irl stuff tomorrow i'll do it tomorrow i'll do on bam requests and we will buy some
3:19:25
dresses okay how's that for a plan chat
3:19:30
pikachu stream is probably going to be after the wedding so it's probably going to be on like the 20 something
3:19:36
21st 22nd 20th maybe somewhere either from the 20th to the 22nd
3:19:44
tomorrow it'll be i mean oh anyway it's been today for 20 minutes i mean okay i haven't eaten for all of
3:19:51
yesterday but did i oh no i did i had like um
3:19:57
i've had like around 200 calories yesterday i guess but then again i woke up at like six so
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i slept all day so now what can you do
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son chelsea fighting over the butt boys
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i will see you it has been a fun stream i've enjoyed going through your confessions there's still so many as well i knew i wouldn't make it through
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maybe i'll do a part two to it um because the nun outfit kind of kind of cute not gonna lie um
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you know it's this is the yeah [ __ ] okay we'll see
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anyway see you boys peace have a good day before you leave oh soda
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what do you want you better be quick to type buddy and undress pretty epic indeed
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look at these look at these sorry i'm just being a epic and hot and nun
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let me hit you up with a stream idea okay do it show me no no joke best idea
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let me get an okay let me call soda soda wants us hey hey give me your
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strength let me let me hit you with this one okay okay
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my fingers hovering over the disconnect by the way okay okay uh so if we do this [ __ ] birthday stream or
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whatever assuming it goes into girly month uh no joke a 90s sitcom sleepover
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would be [ __ ] hilarious light jeans talking white crop tops
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rhinestones on [ __ ] i can make it look like it's a 90s sitcom i know exactly
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how to get that look what the [ __ ] yeah oh like camera with like a little bit of
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that like bloom and like yeah yeah that could be [ __ ] fly to the uk for that
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no joke oh my house is [ __ ] dreadful you'd be dude it's tiny the smallest room on
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earth oh okay well if it's not in [ __ ] birthday month we can at least make a
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pretend birthday you know that's a decent idea dude it's a good idea to come things kind of
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like we need it we need a we need to buy ridiculously expensive uh
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pillows that are full of feathers oh yeah and then we're all [ __ ] hitting each
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other with feathers falling down and we're like oh my god
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exactly i'm really good at that yeah too good in fact
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good job yeah that sounds good okay okay i just i need to hit you up with that yeah and then we'll call the
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uh the what's it called we like we all prank call the like the crush of
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the uh oh yeah oh that'd be good i could set up i could set up like a totally not quote unquote not scripted
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one yeah [ __ ] this seems like way too much work that i'm willing to put him like listen you
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put a lot of work into one really shitty joke it comes around and becomes funny again
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it's my whole my whole career is based on that [ __ ] hell yeah
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[ __ ] okay well we gotta talk about it let's see what we'll talk about we'll talk about it oh my god
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all right this is such a terrible decision that i've i didn't realize that this [ __ ]
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goal was gonna land on the birthday anyway [ __ ] i i'll see you boys it's been fun it was two and a half hours of
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confessing people's sins so i'll see i'll see you boys peace
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bye do you want to give your uh best girly goodbye my best friend girly goodbye oh
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my god see you guys later