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almost a baby pop [Music]
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by gold it's been 21 months already hashtag simps together strong hashtag
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save ukraine nearly 20 months later and it's come
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this
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love you less than three
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box time
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nine months fog penguin heart
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[Music] wow
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[Music] great reached 14 months wow
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[Music]
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14 months what have i been doing with my life
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nine months we have a child now think what will you name it
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[Music] 10 months already [Music]
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wow [Music]
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weird champ
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long live the box
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to the opening
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boys it's been far too long
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it's been far too long i have been in these outfits
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for upwards of 10 months years possibly who knows
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oh i'm not wearing any makeup [ __ ] that it's goddamn guy month baby
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it's time to open the damn box
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it's time it is time finally
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all right let's [ __ ] do it let's take out the first bit
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holy [ __ ] oh my god okay
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should we go should we turn the should we get some color back in the in the image hold
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on let's do it over a year of proud simping f1 nn5t peg
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champ oh
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i'm so glad that twitch doesn't have smell-o-vision 19 months later and i'm
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still here
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now it's a year of watching the egg cracking pls show nails other nails yeah same same as normal
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pink i haven't done anything
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what the [ __ ] okay you look amazing oh thanks i didn't try
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i put on a skirt at the top i mean i usually wear stuff like this anyway
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let's let's let's put the camera back to normal let's see stuff holy [ __ ] it's a 50 by the way oh yeah
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i noticed 5k nice thank you crj for finishing off wait lanes why did you do 250.33
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but not the anyway anyway uh so
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why have i been here for so long there will be nothing to see then xd
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that went way better than i thought it would [Music] oh my god i haven't seen it oh did i
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mention i lost the key so i lost it and on my attempt to try
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and find it for this stream i just couldn't find it so it would have just been a normal opening but [ __ ] oh hey
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thanks for that you give the dubs all right now hold on let me see
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i have to know let me take out the odd thing oh [ __ ] that's where these went i
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remember these i don't remember these oh [ __ ] that's hot baby
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these are comfortable as hell oh bro
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bro bro what's become of this femme boy
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dude have you ever been to a have you ever been to a public swimming pool
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and [ __ ] will the spiders be there's nothing in there yet i [ __ ]
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hope there's not bro have you ever been to a public swimming pool
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and like you get in the water you come out the water and then you have you ever let the swimming trunks like sit
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somewhere safety goggles not like in a dryer it smells like that like if you let
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it's it's gross i don't know what i could say that's just the memory that i guess is that meow riser has been peeing
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in the box quite possibly it doesn't smell quite like rat piss but
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let's see what else we have eight months i feel like there needs to be like a decontamination area all right
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oh my [ __ ] god my oh my [ __ ] god your desk not in an envelope to send to kitty or me i
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couldn't find him i put him down somewhere and i couldn't find him i thought they're on the garbage chair but
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they ain't [Music] i need knee pads bro lost the key
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so this is why f1 nn does not wear chastity
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yeah that's [ __ ] that's why what the [ __ ] is happening archmage i didn't even notice you gifted
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do it what the [ __ ] you gifted a lot of money uh you donated a lot of money i'm not used to streaming that's weird uh
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thank you archmage for the 250 donation holy [ __ ] i feel like i deserve it
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i've done so much work for months i have fun trying to get the clothes washed what do you mean trying they're not that
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dude it's okay they're just not clear they just haven't been washed in a what the [ __ ] they just
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haven't been washed in a while it's not that are we going for a full cent if nothing else to pay for the
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decontamination fumigation i'll need to put these in
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like a big vat and put them in and put some [ __ ] like
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neurotoxin on it to kill everything that's grown inside of there
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i'm a little scared wait these okay i remember these my
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famous chinos that i wore every [ __ ] day that are not washed wait
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i love you that are not washed bro okay no there's distinctly something that's
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not like there's distinctly something that is not unwashed clothes smell
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like it's like chemically you know what i mean like like it like
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it like it's a bit sour of a smell you know
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isn't that month is that a good way to put that it's a bit [ __ ] gross is what i'm
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trying to say uh
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jesus christ two months till my two year anniversary let's go
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hold on i'm just adjusting my thigh highs they're uh holy [ __ ] my normal socks are gonna be in here and oh god i
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put [ __ ] underwear in here that i didn't want forget contamination get this boy some new clothes
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that's just gonna be that shit's uh crackling uh yeah dude look they're scrunched up in a
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ball because i didn't wash them before i put them in here like i just worn these and put them in there they're in bin
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bags for [ __ ] sake holy [ __ ] oh my god
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oh that was actually like a bit damp okay
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there's moist in there oh no it's not too bad okay just burn them i don't even want to smell this one i'm
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gonna ah that one's better than the last one actually the ones in the bin bag survived better
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i don't know maybe that maybe the rat piss didn't get on them but it is
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oh my god holy [ __ ] i remember the i haven't i haven't seen these in so long
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like i can't believe it has been a whole year since i haven't seen this since i moved house straight i haven't seen that
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since i moved house dude what the [ __ ] that odd smell is called mold
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just a little bit of black mold ain't hurting anybody what do you mean it's fine it's probably fine i don't want to wear
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it even for the mushrooms [ __ ] sake
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i don't want to wear any of it uh that's a jesus christ
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that's a challenge in itself did you like the ak bit i had two i was depending on which one worked that poo
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let me move these over here okay
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this is for you thanks to you i did not have a long drag out fight with my crazy ex
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also she was a crazy grenade i had to jump on for one of my budso lesson learned
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holy [ __ ] dude hold on let me move uh let me get the camera back too semi-normal okay there we go
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i haven't done any like i'm shaving with my eyebrows the stench will reach me in about 24 hours
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oh no not like this under my eyebrows but they still look
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okay this is in like five days of not shaving
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can't wait to see the i broke my washing machine tweet
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oh my god okay it does it is gross it is grosser than i
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thought it was gonna be but it's gross timely reminder of how terrible a dresser the boy finn was
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and don't worry stale p almost certainly won't kill you
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[Music] gagged man stale p don't worry you're british and
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therefore have built an immunity to black mold this whole house was black mold before
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i'm looking in the spots that i remember it being every now and then i'll check them out there's so much there was every
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house that i've ever been a part of there's been black mold in it like it just or not i don't know what it'd be called just mold it's just
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called mold just mold there's it's always there damp and we had to oh that that like
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like i can smell it like constantly like you know you get used to a smell and it like you don't smell anymore like you
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know how your bedroom might be a bit shitty or like you're in the bathroom for a while it doesn't constantly smell of [ __ ] you know what i mean
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it this is constantly smelling it it hasn't gone away yet it's been like [ __ ]
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20 minutes it hasn't gone away it's in my air ah
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no good no good it is guy month by the way tomorrow or in three hours
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so there's a rat crawling wouldn't it be good if you saw like a rat just climb out and scurry off to the
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side oh my god i think gags are almost throws up at
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some point there's not gonna be anything in there that's that bad there can't be hold on
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i'm searching for something gross what the [ __ ]
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oh what the [ __ ] i remember these i remember those these are more recent i bought because
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some of the stuff in the i saw movement the stuff in the black bags every time i move it it's like it
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kicks up [ __ ] anyway
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everything in the black bags is from before i moved like i when i was moving what i did to
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carry all the clothes i just put them in bin bags she put them in black bags and then moved them over to the house shrooms in the box
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stop oh my god he's gonna like [ __ ] stop uh
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you could have very thrown okay the stuff in the black bags right uh from the last from my like from my
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parents house like i didn't move them since i i moved i haven't taken them out the back the stuff outside the bags like
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that it's like i got them while i was here you know and then we put them all in the in the box like earlier on so
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it's like this is newer this isn't too bad
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this it this is it just smells like old clothes but it's like really strong like i can't
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quite put it into words like it just smells like old clothes
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but strong like really strong like it's not like putrid it's just
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[ __ ] old that box will be full of asbestos if you'd have left it too long
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why how is asbestos made comb comb
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i don't know that's the formula for it burning the box has progressed from a
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joke suggestion to a public health necessity you're gonna see me pass out today
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okay
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you know how these are inside out and not folded because you know i'm
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just putting it what the [ __ ] ryle emerges from the chest of boy clothes as cthulhu wakes from slumber
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run mortals the old ones awake stings my throat bro
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oh it's like like grammary smell is that what that smell is
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like if you mixed perfume onto that like old person perfume it would be grandma's
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smell that's what [ __ ] grandma smell is you're literally inhaling
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yeah it's
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it just smells like oh close it's not that bad it's not that bad oh shoot a rat what the [ __ ] was the rat
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oh there's no gas in it damn it hold on
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just be careful
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let's make sure to scare them away just in case news report lady man cross opens man clothes
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from old wooden box yes just in case grandma's maldi yes
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oh my god it's dusty bro oh it's underwear bro that's underwear i
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don't wanna i don't i don't want anything to do with that i don't want anything to do with it 12 months baby
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what do i do with this i don't know i gotta at some point [ __ ] clean it
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i had like a whole bit i had like a whole bit planned until i opened it i had oh my god
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oh i don't think this room's ever gonna recover it's gonna have the [ __ ] like you know what like if you live with a
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smoker and you can tell because the house smells like it it's like that it's gonna smell like [ __ ] grandpa for years to come can we talk about why your
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clothes of grandma smell not grandpa smell same thing i i didn't have a [ __ ] i i think i've only ever had a
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grandma i haven't really had a grandpa because i didn't anyway do you want to get into a life story i just never
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don't burn it my only lives with my grandmother with all the gifts and then he just like
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i don't know house just smelled normal and then the other side of my family i just don't remember my granddad so it'd always just smell like grammar i know
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grandma smell much more like viscerally the guys in biohazard suits will be around soon also 10 months yay
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holy [ __ ] i had a whole bit of hazard
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you need full mop gear to touch and incinerate it all for all of our sake i had a whole bit plant i had a whole bit
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plan where i was going to grab some clothes in there and go and change out that's why i'm wearing something so
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[ __ ] like i'm wearing this there's no reason protective goggles i don't usually go around with skirts and
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die-hards like this but like wait what
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where protective goggles oh yeah did you see me like i was doing it i was like some of that's coming back at me and i went like that
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but um [ __ ] steam baby bottle front facing baby
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chick that old bit plan where i was gonna go get it like get some clothes out
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and go into the oh go into the other room and change right get the maid outfit on and get to
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work indeed go get the and go change and go dress as a guy for the rest of the stream
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but i don't think i can it's so [ __ ] like dusty it's so dusty it's so bad if you
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wear those you'll start a new epidemic bro there's some there's some covered clothes in there there's gotta have been
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in fact that there literally has to be there are some covered clothes in there
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it's just been it dude i've created this [ __ ] super virus
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it's been all the it's been in there man it's been like gathering [ __ ] getting
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stronger and it released itself and now it's [ __ ] i'm breathing rough god
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covered 20. over 20 man
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[ __ ] covered 2000 oh just don't throw up i'm not gonna i'm
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not gonna throw up it's just it's just gross it's like a the
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grandma box exactly it's like i've cleared out my grandma's house before same thing same
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yuck same like
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camera for a second i'm almost finished
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sure
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[Music]
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she's i blinked i blinked i [ __ ] like really move the camera to your laundry room and get started i don't have a
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laundry room i have a laundry corner i couldn't fit a camera bro how's this small you'll have laundry rooms y'all
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can afford laundry rooms bro whole rooms just for laundry bruh uh no i can't do
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it i don't have a laundry room in my bathroom i have to like step over the toilet and open up my like thing and
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then i put it in there because it didn't fit anywhere else i couldn't fit it in i couldn't fit the laundry in so there's that i bro
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i'm [ __ ] 21 i'm soon to be 22 april 21st uh i'm young and can't afford a uh big
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laundry are you going to repair the box for when the stuff goes back in at the end of guy month
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you sir have a good point that i didn't think about gremlin horde you said i have a great point that i
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really should have considered before [ __ ] grinding the lock mechanism off
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uh i didn't even i didn't grind the lock off i grind the like thing that holds like going to the close-up of her face
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looking into my soul i can just like dublin soon and crawl stress every evening i can i can just
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like put a metal bar through it and it'll be there's a long bearded gentleman putting
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together a team to take the box to the fires of mordor my god
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i'm gonna like i'm gonna pick out some of the stuff that i can wear in that
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so if we get the girly girl goal this stream will you cancel the guy month um no
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no god no it also it's tomorrow bro no i was about to say like i'll put some
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thought into it if you hit it within the next three three hours and 20 32 minutes but no i'm not i'm gonna do it either
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way cause i'm gonna go to spain and i'm gonna be a guy and i'm gonna [ __ ] go i wanna do a shooting stream or
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something i wanna do like some lumberjack chopping you know some [ __ ] like that that'd be fun and it'll be
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good content so no i gotta get these nails off at some
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point by the way like they've really grown out and i don't
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think the the the pink the bright pink nails are gonna make uh match my persona soon so
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i gotta fix that you still you still look like a girly a girl not gonna lie
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well no [ __ ] [ __ ] man i haven't bro i can go and put on some like guys
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clothes in in three hours i'm going to go put on some guys i don't know i probably should have done this stream later
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i've no other car this is lots of money to do all the feminine stuff would you still get your
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acrylic nails done regularly now that you know their advantages no
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uh no because they're not worth doing it's like a they're not worth doing on a
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day-to-day basis they're one of the things i don't mind doing but they i defend her all right the event
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no no maybe if i did it like if i did it in
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any capacity sure like if i was still doing a megal trolling videos and i made some money
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out of it then sure but i'm not gonna expend money you know i'm not gonna like actually i'm not gonna not profit off
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[ __ ] i'm not gonna lose money on getting bright pink long nails done that's a strictly for you thing that i
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do congratulations i'm this impromptu shopping stream oh my [ __ ]
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god you're gonna keep your hair long or chop it oh god i don't know
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i think i'm going to keep it long for all for a uh grand while show nails
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i need to get them in filled look so you see how they've like grown out more on this one you can see my
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actual nail bed there and then fake nail there by the way these are all technically my real nails like under
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this they're it's just mine now like these are my nail this is my net if i took just these off my nails would still
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look like that just like not pink and thick and they'd probably break so now these are my real nails just so you know
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now these my real nails [ __ ] yeah talk about guns like what the [ __ ]
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talking about talking about guns like it's not a fanboy thing you know what what is that what's wrong with that what
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what's why is that anything what are fanboys like guns so much your boy clothes are not attractive you
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deserve to look like a cool jet setter not an unemployed chav
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that is like yeah the real you can really see the difference because i don't think i
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bought any of these the green okay the the green uh joggers i bought but the
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rest of them i've just had forever like i'm just too cheap to buy a queen less than sorry how are you btw am going to
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claim that hug you promised me at some point i promise you a hug
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when did i do such a thing but thank you you can use your acrylic nails to tear someone's heart out clean from their
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chest though great for your next sacrifice yes my next sacrifice hey look
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i can do the john wick thing where he like checks the [ __ ] bullets in there did you forget that you
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were the one who decided to keep getting long nails far after the original goal for them over 18 months ago
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even in non-girl months you can't blame us for the nails but they look better
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with the [ __ ] looks man i don't know what to say they look better like it may it gives it
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like [ __ ] it's okay listen it's like it's like if i did this and only this
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like if i was like i'm not i'm not doing any makeup nail polish i'm a cis hetero dude at least i think so
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[ __ ] yeah oh what the [ __ ] i mean try try uh inch long acrylic nails they're fun uh
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i mean imagine if i just did this like i didn't do any makeup and this was it
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you know it'd be less convincing and it'd be less you know like it's part of the illusion it's the same thing i just
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them in the same vein the fake eyelashes though however are not they're worth the effort they're too
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difficult why not press someone's because press someone's come off and they're a ton of maintenance and they're
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not strong and you gotta be constantly [ __ ] like that they'll like hurt i don't know that
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plus they're bad for your [ __ ] nails putting glue whatever happens wedding dress i've still got it it's still in the
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other room it's still on my uh thingy makeup tonight no no not gonna happen because i
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i just wanted to open the box i could end the stream here i'll go down the stream here in fact i
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can should i go try on some of the clothes shall i go try on some of the clothes
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should i dress like a guy for the first time you won't do it you won't i don't wanna
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there's gotta be something that's not that bad in there bro there's gotta be something
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just one thing that's number one the wedding and give us a gentleman's stream rather than your default go to which is
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a thought i don't have it it was a rented suit my dad's calling me what the [ __ ]
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father i'm streaming don't say anything weird what's up i remember when you were an adhd like minecraft youtuber funny
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squidward skeleton protein-less cardboard box built person who get bullied by thousands for money
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i asked my dad if i uh if i if i could borrow his uh his dremel and then i realized that i got sent one
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so it's fine and he asked me if i got it if i got the metal cut which i said i did
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i don't own the super it's a rented suit it was [ __ ] it was a rented suit i do have a suit jacket but it was my dad's
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and it doesn't fit me so uh i remember if you i remember when you were an adhd minecraft youtuber funny uh
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funny squidward skeleton protein-less cardboard box built person who got bullied for thousands of money
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bullied by thousands for money [ __ ] yeah i still am dude i still have the [ __ ] minecraft channel let's go
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i don't think you i don't think you've bullied me
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[Music] if i understand you correctly you will
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do manly man boy month gel nails if someone pays for them all right if i profit off of them if i
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profit off of them sure but not during boy month because it's
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guy month i'm gonna take it seriously i want to be you know i'll give you 30 minutes to go back to
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comfy girl stuff no i mean listen i'm in comfy girl stuff now girl's shirt
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uh women's skirt uh thigh eyes you know
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i don't know bro this is significant significantly less gross than the stuff in there but i
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this is a terrible idea picked better guy clothes from amazon oh i've got [ __ ]
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amazon good lord now box time
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smile okay how about
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i don't wanna i don't wanna i don't want it so bad
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i don't wanna it's so [ __ ] gross good lord okay
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oh it's gonna be so [ __ ] bad i'm trying to like in my head think of the things that like okay listen
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i'm not gonna wear any of the [ __ ] underwear or socks i'm sticking in thigh highs right uh
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but i do have that like that jacket which is like unicef it's not like guys or girls
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cause i wore it like when i dressed as a thot and you know the jacket that i mean but if i wore it with like something more masculine then it would work
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i don't know they look like i haven't washed them in a millennia literally a year i'm glad
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you finally decided to open your box for the world to see
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[ __ ] hell it's so gross man we told you to wash them before the box yeah i'm trying to
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think of a way i can do this like easily
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okay i got an idea i have an idea [ __ ] okay this is a [ __ ] bat right
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right i have an idea i have an idea have fun for a minute
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one sec [Music]
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do [Music]
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do
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[Music]
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[Music]
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the box is finally open dusty i smell dreadful but
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look at that same shirt but you know and then guy month [ __ ] let's go
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let's [ __ ] go go [ __ ] let's go all right i'm
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feeling good i'm feeling good i'm feeling uh masculine i'm feeling
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i'm feeling epic this smells [ __ ] awful they feel fine but they smell dreadful
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like really bad rose is trying to cross dress as a boy but she can't figure out
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how god am i like supposed to feel like tingly i don't know if that's real i don't know
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if that's a thing are they supposed to be like [ __ ] like bernie you know like
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the skin on my legs is feeling a little crisper than usual you did it you now
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look like a butch lesbian how the [ __ ] how the [ __ ] do i i don't
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look like a woman bro plug me into one of those like what gender am i uh filters like [ __ ]
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why is that girl wearing guy clothes
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shut up shut your [ __ ] shut your damn shut your damn shut your damn gullet bruh oh these feel
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gross how much for makeup streams on payday are a dangerous thing no
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no it's not gonna [ __ ] happen it's not gonna happen it's not gonna
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happen it's not gonna happen no it won't happen it's not gonna happen that's what it is
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no makeup we're gonna sit here you know what we're gonna do we're gonna play [ __ ] call of duty
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look at rose cross dressing how cute we're gonna play cs go okay that's what
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we're gonna do for the rest of this stream i don't know i want to do something
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that's like the old days the old days when i've seen better finster cosplays
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i don't like that i don't like that one bit bloons tower defense dude put the
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clothes in the washing machine on shortest autogram and hang them over a heater at stream and you can wear them
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i'm already wearing them i don't know what you mean i'm already wearing them play some good old runes
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10th month and i tuned 22 the other day smiling noise like a [ __ ] plane going i did
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anyway like a survival ward on minecraft these smells so bad like they're they're
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like actively bad like like i
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like every like
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like i cannot it smells like dusty bro
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i'm going to play a game of cs go and then i'm done i'm that i'm gonna have my first first
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guy mode stream bro it's gonna be it's gonna be enjoyable man it's gonna be fun
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i'm gonna have a fun time oh my god i'm downloading i'm [ __ ] downloading cs go bro i'm downloading it
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give me a minute it's fine oh
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damn this sucks shut the [ __ ] up i'm i'm it's downloading an update 200 megabytes away
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dude i'm fine so uh only 30 days left to raise money for bimbo month but you'll barely be
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streaming in march i smell a scam
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damn right
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i mean listen it's going to be some fun guy mode streams it's going to be some funk image
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just imagine all the soft nice smelling girl clothes you have readily available
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huh huh some [ __ ] broke
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what the [ __ ] i guess we'll never know ultimate guy monolith activity is go to
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ukraine and fight in the war yep that's uh that yep
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i'm sure those guys are having a lot of fun having a lot of fun time over there
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all right look at this joe sixth month pogba you actually made me a fan boy and
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i'm honestly grateful for that my finstress oh my god it does let's go
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hold on i'm gonna like move just imagine all the soft nice smelling girl clothes you have readily
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available [ __ ] do i don't have a rank anymore okay i gotta find a rank one sec i'm gonna
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change my stream thing what garbage
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only good map is mirage fight me on it i don't look okay i'm gonna change my
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stream thing i really am gonna stream cs go this is so bad
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it's i [ __ ] there's dust in my lungs man okay [Music]
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on play cs it's only a scam if we don't make it
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what the [ __ ] is going on i mean technically yes that is correct but jesus [ __ ] christ uh
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dude dude okay hey you lose fears i don't care i don't care
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i'm on gamer mode man i want to try gaming okay also i haven't played csgo later i
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think since the start of my twitch channel i think one of the first games i played was csgo and i i kind of want to
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nine months sub almost it's a bit of a celebration i feel like i should have a beer but i
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don't have beer do i have jack daniels no i took that downstairs
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i should it was a danger to be near me i have vodka i'm sure alcohol will make this way
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better i have vodka you want to drink a bit and play cs go
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what do we think i want to try and get my rainbow they're cute though
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i'm searching for a competitive game oh boy mode for only a few minutes and you're already having an allergic
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reaction to it push yourself too hard to seem like a man jesus [ __ ]
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all right bro all right bro don't drink jackets too much manliness
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too soon the shit's too straight anyway i'll be watching old slot streams
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in march to cope this one's for my [ __ ] dude you'll have to this one's for my [ __ ] my straight boys this
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one's for the this one's for the straights and the men that's what it's for where's my ak skin what the [ __ ]
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look at that knife though oh where's my ak skin
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i've not played csgo in a very long while can i not check where my csgo is
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hey yo bruv new omigilvid when also guy mode should engage in pubg or rocket
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league i don't play rocket league but and pubg is garbage
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[Music]
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oh my god shall i buy a safe next oh [ __ ] that guy up shall i buy a safe next huh this is definitely like
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gold nova by the way nice
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i like killing people through walls even the straight guys want to see you
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and go chloe in girl clothes and makeup yeah occasionally
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[ __ ] oh what a cool skin why do i not have an m4 skin either what happened to this
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hold on i'm gonna check this out i swear to god i had an m4 skin as well but it's gone
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look at my skins though i got some cool skins my orbs really [ __ ] cool minecraft name shh it's fine
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watch i'm gonna top frag all right here's what i'll do i'll take a thousand dollars off if i if i don't
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like if i if i if i come last if i get less kills like than average in the game
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i'll i'll knock i'll knock 1k off but just so you know i am [ __ ] crack
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to this game i just haven't played in a while stop saying foreskin
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did i say foreskin i didn't say foreskin foreskin or foreskin i didn't say four skin ones
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throw the match please no no i'm playing with knives from playing csgo playing with a knife [ __ ] yeah
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oh my god i'm just sorry i'm just looking at knife
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videos i want to put like i want to do the like
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normal gamer thing where they put hold on gaming
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non-copyright music you know when they do this
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[Music] perfect bottom
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wow this is great this is this is great i feel so [ __ ] i feel such gamery
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look at this wow like dubstep
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this is so [ __ ] stupid dmca free playlist to do why am i lagging so much on stream
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minecraft stream where you give yourself goals and when you fail them more of rose comes out
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nope no today's stream i'm not gonna wear it today's stream this is just today's stream this is this is a [ __ ] battle
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music yeah i'm not gonna dude i'm not gonna be in a skirt i'm not gonna be in it i'm not even i'm not even in the mood
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for it i'm not gonna it's not gonna happen and it's [ __ ] it's uh not gal month i have no reason zero reason to
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which i shall not finn plays with knife ends up as rose permanently you need to drop a knife
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from awful far away watch this 17 months i demand to be called a good
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boy please i can't i can't bring myself to man
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i can't bring myself to and by armor i'm stupid
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they [ __ ] be or some [ __ ] ain't nowhere
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i'm not gonna abandon my post
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[Music] [ __ ] hell i'm dying you've only been wearing boy clothes for 15 minutes and
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you're already trying to offer us a discount on bimbo month
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shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up watch me win in cs go watch me do cracks we got the bomb
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you're birmingham accent goes crazy when you say garbage garbage
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what do you mean i'm saying it like it [ __ ] garbage no no i'm normal it's normal it's normal
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it's not that bad this guy didn't push at all he just went back
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he is drinking game you die you drink oh what the [ __ ] tetris aim bro what
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the [ __ ] was that i uh i don't want to stream this anymore what the [ __ ] garbage garbage dude i'm saying it like
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boston bostonian i don't know what that is bostonian accent
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you die you drink i'm down do you want to do a you die you drink that's like the most masculine
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thing that you can do is uh alcoholism and csgo
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thirteen months shall we let me turn it into gaming mode all right
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look at the dinos i did what the [ __ ]
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i didn't chris
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chris chris what the [ __ ] happened what the [ __ ] happened there oh [ __ ] we
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started a new thing one sec once i was over there i can't let my team down i have a [ __ ] uh [ __ ] bayonet doppler man i
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can't look like a bad player or so they're going to insult me oh [ __ ] i need to buy a gun [ __ ] did my team buy
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only slightly okay well they'll go and
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i well that's why wait why the really why they were going
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oh they're renee
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i'm gonna go mid watch me go mid i'll take it i'll i'll oh my [ __ ] god okay
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i'll watch down those next time they really pushing in a bro that was not my strategy
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they won't know i'm here don't know i'm here
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how'd that work this is a nova game man all right i'm
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doing okay i have superior firepower and they didn't buy armor so i'm good
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okay mvp baby okay one shot one i died i died in the in the beginning one of
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them left did i kill the guy that left what's my button for that no [ __ ] i was i really wanted to make
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him rage quit [ __ ] okay oh i do have a shot glass someone sent me a shot glass specifically
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i don't know what this thing is like a door hinge i don't know what the [ __ ] that is but
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it was in there this feels like a really big shot okay
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[ __ ] it hey boys i hate to be that guy but we like to drink with finn because
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finn is our mate and when we you get the idea yeah okay
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okay i'm fine i even handle alcohol better when i'm a guy look at this
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oh my god why do so many trans girls play counter-strike [ __ ] you
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holy [ __ ] maybe i can surprise them doing the exact same [ __ ] i did last time
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there's [ __ ] no one teaspoon bro
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you didn't see that at all holy [ __ ]
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so 30 oh my god 30 shot it took me 30 shots to kill that guy
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i'm gonna predict that he went through mid
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my wall hacks aren't helping me boys i apparently know where they are but can't [ __ ] hit him bro i got 4fps dude i
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don't know why my computer just can't hand my 3090 by the way can't handle
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like streaming an application let me see is it on maybe it's because it's on game
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capture or maybe it's because it's on that okay let me try this one sec
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let me see you have 50 tabs over it's not that bad uh it's cpu not gpu bro i've got [ __ ]
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32 cores i'm it's not loading why are you not loading okay this
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uh specific window counter strike okay maybe this works
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game it can only do it on display capture dude that's why i don't stream gaming
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anymore i'm gonna buy an old cs goes crap with it yeah
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okay i'll just have to well i'll just have to do this i will take a shot i'm just i'm i'm gonna open the middle
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there's a guy there apparently yellow's having trouble with him
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come on come on peek me bro instant death as soon as this guy peeks watch
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all right yellow's there they wouldn't have gone through palace
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oh [ __ ] oh okay you might make a middle push
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[ __ ] he saw me go on
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maybe set csgo screen window where the [ __ ] where was this man
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cs go to full screen window maybe oh let's see uh [ __ ] that's two hold on
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how do i even do this uh full screen gaming okay let's see if this does anything
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but game capture makes it like well that that's the same [ __ ] thing
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but now it crashed it [ __ ] crashed
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i have a thousand six hundred hours on cs well in the meantime csgo is the worst
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application bro i'm going to do a double shot because i died twice
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that [ __ ] is full full whoops oh my god
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something about something of some i'm reconnecting something about the joggers being all
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like dusty smelling kind of makes it worse hey you manly man love
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okay okay that was fine my god what the [ __ ]
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oh my god okay let me try and do this again yeah it's like just laggy why is this a
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thing what if i set like max thingy to like
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can i set like maybe it's still on full screen windowed can i do that just full screen it's not going to change anything
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though didn't change a thing
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what the [ __ ] um if i did just windowed
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what about that let's see what happens now see i'm i'm like fine here
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wait is it fixed now holy [ __ ] it might have just no it's still not fixed does it oh i'm looking
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at 144 hertz you just ain't what the [ __ ]
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i don't know how to fix that man
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yeah i don't know how to fix this it's like running at like 2 fps for you
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wow this might have been a terrible idea you need to add launch but allow
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third-party software okay [ __ ]
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no am i gonna have to reboot the game again [ __ ] okay one sec let me let me get one
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round in and then i'm good i'm still i'm doing average i'm tied
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second to top of this of the thing that's fine let me see
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i'll fix it later i'll fix it holy [ __ ] he got a night kill i'll fix an insect though
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there's always some i have no sound by the way just fyi
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so i can't really sound at all okay
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okay now we're [ __ ] rebooted jesus [ __ ] man
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okay hello
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why being mean why being mean stop info
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uh oh [ __ ] how do i do this
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uh [ __ ]
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how do i do you
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launch options okay allow third party software and done
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let me see if this works
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okay that seemed to do it okay let me try again hold on
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being a girl's easier far easier [ __ ] it's so much easier to be a woman
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so
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seems like boy month is coming just at the right time to be drafted for world war three oh [ __ ] slash r.i.p in peace
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slash 0707070707 don't get me wrong i'm switching as soon
1:00:13
as uh i'm switching as soon as the uk government knocks on my door this still feels laggy by the way i
1:00:20
don't know whether i'm just looking at it on this monitor 60 hertz and this is 144 but i'll i'll i'll check
1:00:26
yeah okay don't forget to hydrate hell yeah
1:00:35
is it this is not better i got it wrong oh thank you [ __ ]
1:00:42
thanks stuff okay let me play this round and then i'll stop screwed me blame stuff i'm
1:00:48
gonna demod that man okay i'll uh i'll try it in a sec
1:00:54
let me just finish this round or something
1:01:06
that felt good i thought i killed a guy
1:01:32
[ __ ] okay all right let me let me change the setting let me change the settings holy [ __ ] okay uh
1:01:39
god damn it stealth um that's the body software okay i'm on it
1:01:46
i'll switch it up i keep leaving and joining again i feel
1:01:52
like i'm going to get booted soon oh my god finn is now ha finn isn't finn
1:01:59
is now has to defaul what the [ __ ] turns out to crosstress as a boy since his default is now a girl
1:02:06
only for a year it's only been a year it's fine this is just how i look every day by the
1:02:12
way like i feel like this is it's a good look into my life of how like
1:02:17
oh uh continue it's giving me like a little error
1:02:23
you gave me like a little like you've tried to boot it with some strange [ __ ] you sure okay
1:02:29
let's see oh my god the vodka just hit me so hard
1:02:35
i haven't eaten today i mean i have i've had a salad oh my god did i mention i'm doing the
1:02:40
weight loss thing again i like it i'm doing the weight less thing again it's nuts how much your body changes
1:02:46
after like not being bloated every day but like oh my god this hits me so hard
1:02:55
only if dressed as a girl like 25 of your out of life it's wait i thought you had to be a girl to
1:03:01
play csgo anymore yes
1:03:08
the i figured that oh my god bro that hits so hard
1:03:15
like any other day this is like me [ __ ] at least five shots in but this one's like two bro holy [ __ ] okay
1:03:26
drinking stream today yeah we've already started um what the [ __ ] is just now reading that
1:03:32
what do you mean this is still laggy right starve are you sure that it was correct
1:03:38
can you check yet again to make sure it's right because this doesn't this is still laggy
1:03:43
a little bit see
1:03:49
read the link i sent i did but like it was the thing let me see
1:03:55
i'm gonna click on a link from stuff and get hacked oh i can't find it stuff it's gone it's got i can't scroll that far in
1:04:01
chat but i don't play this [ __ ] gamer good
1:04:06
lord yeah look how laggy this is holy [ __ ]
1:04:13
that's the same yakers i have ten thousand dollars these guys
1:04:18
are probably mad that i'm not buying for them but we are winning 8-0 by the way
1:04:37
why am i trying to ain't nobody here man
1:04:45
oh never mind there is man's got an orp though
1:04:56
down
1:05:08
i'm beginning to think this was a bad plan i mean you think this is a very bad plan i should have ended the stream
1:05:13
immediately after i opened the box this is a terrible idea what do i do
1:05:18
what do i do what do i do help me please what do i do
1:05:25
nice hat who'd you steal it from i gave you the idea to buy the hat okay
1:05:31
i gave you the idea to buy the hat i'm allowed to wear it okay more drink no
1:05:38
more [ __ ] god damn it [ __ ] holy [ __ ] man
1:05:45
i should have eaten some bread today if you quit it's a thousand dollars off the donor goal bra
1:05:56
this is bad this is a bad plan stuff can you send that thing before but oh you already did never mind let me see
1:06:05
like black screen obs stuff you're giving me an article on not the thing that i'm having
1:06:12
a problem with
1:06:17
uh i'm reading it though yeah dude right
1:06:24
yeah stuff you sent me an article on like not i just read it it's not the issue that i'm having
1:06:30
game capture fixes lagginess but it is on game capture this is
1:06:37
this is game capture why do i have an orp oh [ __ ] i have someone's up my bad
1:06:43
all the bombs planned [ __ ] who's up is this it's got a face sticker no it's not
1:06:50
it's kind of it's got a face sticker look the red one
1:06:56
i've picked up somebody's up and i've just kept it they're all dead
1:07:01
bro i'm [ __ ] oh this is such a bad plan
1:07:07
this is such an insanely bad idea uh look it's still laggy as hell look at
1:07:12
this oh no maybe the bit right lower
1:07:18
no it's like the game capture i don't know what's happening it's the game capture though it's not
1:07:24
like it's not a bitrate thing it's not your side it's my side
1:07:29
like i can see it on my display that it's not going oh hi i'm back 11 months
1:07:34
baby i can't do it i can't do it bro
1:07:40
it's the it's the it's the [ __ ] it's the joggers it's the joggers it's the joggers it's the guy it's the [ __ ]
1:07:46
box joggers man
1:07:55
i can't do it holy [ __ ]
1:08:01
is that finn's real hair yeah no it's it's mine you know what i found a uh you want desktop catcher no i'm on game
1:08:07
capture the [ __ ] is this it's so weird i don't know it's just lagging so badly but like i found this
1:08:13
length of hair that's like on the very top of my head i'm not gonna be able to find it because i found it in the shower
1:08:18
that's like really short like it's this long and i think that's straight up just from the um just from that hair
1:08:24
extensions like getting [ __ ] being [ __ ] so now if i don't wear hair extensions my hair's all healthy and
1:08:30
will grow normally so that's why i haven't had hair extensions recently it's just because i feel like they're just ripping my hair out a little bit
1:08:36
you know i guess you'll just have to put a skirt back on [Music] this up capture will stop frame drop no
1:08:43
it won't because that's what it was for most of the stream and then i changed it and it didn't change anything i just
1:08:49
like altered it look i don't know what it is because my game
1:08:54
is running fine i'm on [ __ ] uh 1000 fp i'm on 300 fps right now
1:09:00
this guy just died through a smoke with an orb
1:09:12
how did he die drawing fire
1:09:22
it's not on tetris game capture doesn't like guy month
1:09:27
indeed how'd this [ __ ] die
1:09:43
i guess they rotated bumpy can't find anyone man
1:09:49
i may have to disavow the uh what's it called that i may
1:10:06
oh my god
1:10:11
dude dude dude
1:10:19
bro oh hey kitty
1:10:26
you wanna do a minecraft stream should we do a minecraft stream to stream some single-player minecraft drink i don't
1:10:33
know if i can man
1:10:41
are you losing some yeah hey kitty uh explain wait what
1:10:48
what i was just commenting someone else oh my god
1:10:56
that's petting finland yeah i don't know what's happening there oh my gosh you guys want to play among us drink some
1:11:02
water i've been i only drink water man i've got a
1:11:07
i've got a fridge full of these that and lacroix the
1:11:13
the last three days i have been attempting to uh be on a
1:11:19
very healthy diet lose weight diet it's been going well actually i've been uh i lost i like it uh well i mean i don't i
1:11:26
didn't lose any weight because it's just [ __ ] you know like you know how uh if you if you're bloated
1:11:36
some scary game no you know if you're bloated when uh if you eat normally the next morning then you kind of lose
1:11:42
weight because there's less food in your system you know that basically so i'm like two kilograms less bloated i guess but
1:11:48
by the way this is awful i'm having a i'm having a terrible time healthy diet healthy
1:11:54
healthy health healthy alcohol yes it's lime flavored lime's healthy limes of fruit all right
1:12:00
i'm done with csgo um i'll take the ban hey look at this screenshot
1:12:06
look at this
1:12:13
this was our test of marisa's camera by the way so for everyone
1:12:18
marisa was uh me and i wanted to listen okay i when marisa
1:12:24
was leaving i was like well i i really what this is the day of us leaving by the way we wanted to try it really quickly i wanted to try and see
1:12:31
if maurice's camera was really a better camera than mine if it give like if it would look better
1:12:39
i mean personally it's a welcome improvement but
1:12:45
like look at it hold on wait let me like position it in the same way
1:12:53
which one's better you know which one what do you like more
1:13:00
it looks like finn is in the shining how do i do that
1:13:10
what do you like more i think mine's better i think mine's better mine does have some color correction and i didn't change any of
1:13:17
marisa's settings for when she was downstairs but you know on default this camera like
1:13:23
pretty good pretty good mine's better
1:13:28
so that's pretty fun [ __ ] what do you mean i do have color correction but still i
1:13:34
don't know one looks like a gremlin the other one looks like a little troll
1:13:40
i'm gonna get out of these goddamn trousers man god i want to put it i'm going to go put
1:13:46
a skirt back on this is dreadful all right [ __ ] it uh i'm kind of done
1:13:52
with the stream we open the box i'm glad i got a cool clip i just wanted to kind of update you this wasn't really a real stream you
1:13:58
know what i mean well you did um what about the 1k
1:14:05
we'll discuss this when i'm when the we will discuss this later when this
1:14:11
passes through my system oh my god i don't actually know how i have this is
1:14:18
three shots man i'm gonna go eat some bread you know what i miss go i'm gonna end
1:14:25
the stream in a second go watch the vod of this of the first two minutes anyway i'll see
1:14:32
and so the compromises begin i'm not going to wear those cause the girl stuff i have is nicer
1:14:39
i am just gonna go wash these i'm gonna go wash them and then um wear them and then go to sleep
1:14:46
[ __ ] hell back i feel like i'm like white girl wasted you know what i'm just constantly saying
1:14:52
like oh my god i'm so drunk i can't believe i drank it i'm i'm that i'm that because this shouldn't have hit me as hard as it did i'm hungry anyway bye i'm
1:14:59
leaving now it's man mode time i will see i need to go actual shooting
1:15:05
for a stream so um think of that i'm gonna go buy some wood
1:15:10
i'm gonna get an axe i own an axe already i'm gonna go chop some wood in the yard i think that'd be fun in the yard um i don't know i've i would really
1:15:18
like your ideas for guy month stuff if you're in the discord or you're on reddit holy [ __ ] reddit's the best way
1:15:23
to do it if you're on reddit uh let me know tell me on reddit
1:15:28
i would like to do i would like to get some good guy month ideas preferably ones that i can do from
1:15:35
anywhere like i don't have to go to a place but i'll take anything it sounds like fun i
1:15:41
know boys i'll see you [ __ ] salute it's so loud all right bye boys please
1:15:48
do some woodworking good [ __ ] idea all right post it on reddit do some taxes i'm not smart enough all right bye boys
1:15:54
i'll see you see how little the the kiss thing
1:16:01
doesn't work when i'm in guy mode like i need to do the salute it's funny see