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what's good everybody what's good we are back we are back by blee and
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we're in a new spot hell yeah we got a new background we got a new place we got
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a new me let's go we're here i'm so hyped i'm so [ __ ] hyped guys i've been so [ __ ]
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busy over the last couple days how are we all doing yo superman knocks with a [ __ ] five subs thank you so much also
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we had something earlier someone gifted something earlier yo what the [ __ ] coalescence thank you for the
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resub and also crj thank you for the gifted yo minox
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thank you so much for that [ __ ] five subs baby let's go helen craft you just gotta sub archangel you've got a sub jed
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master le mail gone postal hell yeah let's [ __ ]
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so good to have you guys thank you so much all for [ __ ] being here it's so good to be back let's [ __ ] go yo mxk
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thank you for the six months playboy thank you so much [Applause]
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yo what the freak nonsensification yo thank you so much
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holy [ __ ] one sec let me turn on this mic a little bit yo thank you dude thank you so much what
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the hell you guys are crazy with the ten bomb what the [ __ ]
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nonsense thank you so much oh my god also i don't think i've complimented you on
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your name nonsense yet but i love non-specifications it's a dope name so good but seriously thank you that is so
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sweet of you thank you so much i really appreciate the support that is so nice
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you guys are so nice to me
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and get more in the middle oh my goodness sorry i'm a little flustered right now i'm not used to i'm
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not used to streaming also if you notice i moved the chat over here because now my background's over there
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my goodness okay here we are how are you guys thank you so much for joining stream just started we already have a
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hype train hell yeah baby and it's already level five god damn cute little
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shark yes we have sharky here oh let me there we go and then there's toast also we have sharky and toast
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the mascots yes the room is definitely more spacious it's so sick i'll give you guys a i'll
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give you guys just a little uh i'll do a whole tour later when i can figure out how to stream for my phone
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i'll do a whole tour i'm gonna do the cooking stream i think this weekend this sunday cooking stream stay tuned yo
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what's up rav and knock also flare thank you for the fun thank you so much mwah
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make a new video to make your voice yeah i'm working on a new youtube video soon we got a fit check real quick
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[Music] yo what the hell em zinker thank you so
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much mwah thank you thank you thank you for the [ __ ] five bomb that is so
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yo it's crj thank you for the sub mwah thank you thank you thank you never lucky sad hey i have a feeling you're
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about to get one direct a feeling you're about to get one direct
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look i have so much room guys i have so much room it's amazing i have so
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so much room to run around
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oh my god it just fell into the wall so much room for activities i know yo
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crj there you go baby there you go direct i knew it
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do you have any advice to have thin legs um i don't know
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i do not have any advice i'm sorry
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i know so much room for activities so much room slightly boy girl indeed
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how long have you been in a new place literally like two days i've only slept here two nights now
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[Music] oh my god i've been just crazy i had like yesterday i woke up and there was
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just like boxes everywhere nothing was set up at all i literally just had like a six hour manic episode and just set up
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my entire apartment in one day and i was like and then i woke up today and it was all set up and i was like yes it felt so
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good yo thank you for the follow whoever just followed sorry i missed that thank you
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have you had time to calculate the metrics behind spins in the new place might take some adjustment yeah it might take a little bit of adjustment
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literally miss you guys so much when i don't stream it's so like i'm having so much fun streaming these days it's
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literally like it's literally i wake up and i look forward to it i'm like hey i get to go hang out with my chat
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it's so fun i love you guys so much
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i bet that feel amazing yeah now maybe i could get some that energy to clean up mine hey you got this claudia got this
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you got this clean yo [ __ ] if you want if anyone needs some motivation right
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now the thing that you don't want to do you can do it you have this move you're strong and you're capable and you got
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this [ __ ] [ __ ] go for it hell yeah oh skirt spin time double skirt spin time god blew you look fire
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girl missed you hey missed you two entropy what's up i don't know how you doing
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skirt spin twine
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yes fanboy socks for motivation hey no problem you look
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beautiful today thanks p.y appreciate that try to give me advices right now
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thanks yo hey no problem fanboy socks indeed programmer socks
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i would love to start streaming by idk if i'm interested enough hey you know you love your note until you try i feel
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like with youtube streaming like content making all that stuff it's like
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i had i had a lot of reservations about like starting doing it too because i'm like oh what if it's not well received
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blah blah blah yo bleeder thank you for the raid welcome welcome everyone i hope you had a good stream
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um thank you jen mwah thank you jen um but yeah what i was gonna sir what was i
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saying yo jay forstey thank you for the seven months thank you so much
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thank you thank you thank you seven months baby holy seven was so much fun awesome people thank you riley of
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course of course jay foresee thank you thank you
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love your current outfit thank you also wait whoever just followed sorry i didn't get oh we got a cute dance mom sorry guys my freaking brain is all
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sorts of places right now cute dance okay wait i'm gonna get a different song
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fun occasional effects shop to make it here true yeah yeah that's my little that's my little makeup station it's
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really nice because it's right on the um it's right on the carpet
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if i did start streaming how regularly should i stream it first honestly only do it as much as you want at first like
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when you first start streaming don't get a schedule or anything just do it only when you feel like it
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is that a skateboard in the background do a trick yes it is a skateboard but i don't know if i can i don't know if i want to [ __ ] up my
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apartment this early on by skating inside [Music]
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not gay but dave you look good hey thank you thank you bro
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appreciate that able to stand far enough back to your
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head isn't cut off by the camera anymore exactly exactly dude it's literally so fun i have so
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much room it's [ __ ] crazy [Music]
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so much room for activities it's amazing
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dude i will okay once it warms up okay so check it out here's a sick thing yo what just happened sorry my chat's
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covering yo lone wolf thank you for the whanau thank you so much so look at i have a little
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i have a little backyard out there which is sick so maybe later when it gets warmer
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i'll be able to do skating outside and maybe a little gymnastics outside maybe a little barbecue outside who knows who
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knows he's not running he's a track star indeed
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got a new set love it yelp
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hi queen what's good spy how you doing how you doing
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also if you're noticing why this blanket is over here it's because the kitchen is super cold and so i put a blanket over
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it to contain the cold over there my heater over here it's good but it's struggling it's it's it's just barely
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keeping it warm in here it's like kind of kind of freezing gardening stream true that would be cute
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wait that would be such a cute idea have a little garden plot oh my god that's such a good idea yes we're definitely
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doing that 100 we're definitely doing that i like the cat thank you
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alright what's good friend yo what's good necco nigeria how you doing wait till you set up the po box we can
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get all that space for no time true only five more weeks of winter now oh
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god please let it end please please
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do you not have a door not to the kitchen though yoga stream true perhaps
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do you also have your own bathroom i do it is right here in here oh
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in there is the bathroom [Music]
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i got everything i need everything i need i'm so happy
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yo green spud what's good thank you for the follow oh the only thing i don't have right now is uh is hot water
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so i took a [ __ ] icy shower this morning and i but i went to my sister's house yesterday and showered and it was
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nice but i took a [ __ ] icy ass shower this morning it was so cold
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oh god i'm traumatized from it honestly
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i i it's because i loved i forgot to i forgot to call the gas company to get my gas turned on
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[Music] stupid but now it's coming it's coming soon
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but yeah i have no i can't use my stove and i have no hot water right now
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bro i'm surprised you didn't freeze i did i literally it literally took me like two hours to get warm again after that like when i came when i got out of
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the shower have you thought of an idea yet for a bigger channel point warren i haven't if you guys have any ideas let me know yo ravenak thank you for the sub
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mwah thank you so much and also minox thank you for the gifted to necco nigeria thank you thank you
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i really appreciate that minox thank you coach john's the best sometimes yeah they can be but not during winter it's
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like during summer sure but during winter not
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i know i know apparently their name it means something else but i agree that's the only thing i can see michael that's
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the only thing i see when i see their name i just adopted a new plant i hope you
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can keep it alive this time helliomatilda dude i need plants i need plants for my space that's what i want
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to do for sure [Music] i'm rich named roll on discord for 20k that's like that's a fun one
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yo wait that's actually a fun one like like like 50k channel points and then just like a
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special role on discord like gigachad or like super fan or something like i don't know something like that that'd be a
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good idea 20k5 channel points for fallback on ig
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a cold shower wake you up yeah true what's up helen croft how you doing thank you for reminding me and you get
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all utilities for my first house true good luck good luck good luck yeah i i got electricity and internet i got
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internet first i was like that's definitely like internet is more important to me than hot water
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i got internet and then i got uh electricity and then i for some reason
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totally forgot that you also need gas yo minox thank you so much oh wait that
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already happened but thank you anyway there's the alert dude what is with alerts being delayed recently it's so
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weird with large plants behind you could cosplay as poison ivy for batman true
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very true very true
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yo evie one one two two thank you thank you so much
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i appreciate it my friend i really appreciate it [Music]
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yeah an incentive to accumulate channel points is distinctive from spreading them yeah true
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i don't think i'll reach 20k channel points i always spend them on dance is true
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and there you go cute dance time how do you earn a living by doing this right now i mean i'm also a student like
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i'm a college student um so i'm not like in the workforce yet i
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guess per se um but i've been like paying my my bills by like streaming and making youtube
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videos so far so what is that huge weird lump in the wall
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uh you mean this i have no idea honestly i think that's just
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weird apartment probably like some pipes in there or some [ __ ] i don't know weird apartment vibes
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okay cute dance time cute dance time what are you studying i'm studying physics baby
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physics because i'm a nerd
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i know so much room for dances it's crazy
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so much room have you set up the p.o box not yet no i have not but that is definitely what i'm
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going to do very soon probably this weekend so this weekend i'm going to try and do the cooking stream and during the
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cooking stream do one of the cosplays that i need to do like maybe the jessica rabbit cosplay and i'm gonna set up my
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p.o box so we're gonna [ __ ] knock out my goals because i got some [ __ ] to do
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i got homework i gotta go homework stop go homework those headphones are coming so handy now i know dude the
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headphones are perfect they're literally such a good thing yo axolotl thank you for the follow
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what physics though it's undergrad so it's just the degree is just called physics it's not it's not any
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specialization quite yet but i think i want to go to grad school at some point and then maybe i'll do like astrophysics
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or something like i like space space is cool physics teaching stream perhaps perhaps
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i always love physics but decided i hate myself and went for chemical engineering oh god why would you do that i hate chemistry
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learning how to get that most efficient skirt spin indeed physics yeah physics baby
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aperture science is under the chat physics or physics
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actually it's physics f-i-f-i-z-i-k-s physics
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hey what's up princess ryan you should get a second camp for dancing true two angles that would be sick
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[Music] what happened you're right i tried to
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add you the other day but i can't find your account the other anymore huh that's weird it should be right now just with a dash on either side
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if you go on r slash rynali i'm the only moderator of the subreddit
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or were you good right now i did it around classes yes i will do my measurements for the p.o box yo who gives a [ __ ] what's good
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doing any research for your degree program not quite yet but i will be doing a thesis at some point
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try kerbal space program that's where you're in physics by dying in rockets true
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oh fit check for extreme could be another goal true fit check time right now only first fanboy at nasa yeah
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bro first fanboy in space
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hitchcock how to skirt spinning zero g interesting point
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luckily centrifugal force will still apply so the spin will still make it go out it just will nev it will just never
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or is it centrifugal centripetal bro i can't remember which one applies to the one i'm talking about
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i took orbital mechanics last semester and i already forgot what the [ __ ] uh
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the differences between those two things [Music]
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i like statistical mechanics that's my favorite type of physics and quantum quantum's fun too i hate orbital mechanics this [ __ ] is the worst
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back to considering doing feminine fridays but hey go for it nate you got this do you
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whatever you want to do is the right thing to do we love the chemistry students when i
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went to school they always made the best mood shine i'm dead [Music]
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skirt's been into five physics indeed how old am i i'm around 20 years old i'm in my early 20s
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nasa not only relies on physics and also rely on chemistry and biology it's true one if they were being very pretentious
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could argue that chemistry comes from physics and then biology comes from chemistry so it's all physics in the end
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but that's you know that's one point of view not necessarily the truth
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that's an arrogant physicist point of view
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background music without lyrics okay i'll change the song
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here we'll we'll go back to our old faithful our old faithful anime vibes playlist
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this is better for chatting of course string theory string there is cool
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i like it i like that one that one's nice because it's like like i feel like a lot of physics is fun
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because it's like really cozy it's like everyone's of a wave and we're all connected
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it's like that's like what quantum physics like says which is really funny because it's
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that's such a like i don't know like hippie hippie thing to say
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you could also argue that sci-fi with other worlds and aliens and stuff originated in fantasy fair yo
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cd heather what's good thank you for the fun
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what got you into cosplaying crossdressing honestly i saw a video of nat on youtube doing omegle trolling and
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i was like i feel like i could probably do that too and then i did it and it worked
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and here we are also so it was that it was a combination of that and then also like a while ago um my ex-girlfriend
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basically one day was like hey like we were getting ready to go out to go to a party and she was like hey you should uh try this crop top like as
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like a joke and i was like okay why not [ __ ] it and then i
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uh put it on and i looked in the mirror and i was like bruh
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i'm hot as [ __ ] so i was like okay [ __ ] i'm just gonna wear this out shoot why not and i got a
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ton of compliments all the girls were like damn ryan you look hot as [ __ ] i was like yeah what's good i know
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and um here we are that's uh that's how it happened basically
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i literally just got like i got way more compliments doing that than i ever had ever like
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being a boy which is like partly because like boys are just complimented less i guess or like masculinity is like
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complimented less i feel like the femininity but like also i just looked good so i was like [ __ ] it
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let's do it mathematicians would argue that both
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physics chemistry and biology all build on maths and i would agree i would agree
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inspiration strikes at random indeed what's your favorite band artist um i really like a lot of hip hop
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like you know meek mill drake [ __ ]
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uh kendrick lamar all those guys you know i really like hip hop i also have been getting into
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like hyper pop i don't know whatever that genre is it's kind of new people like it um
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you play any games yes i do yo value thank you for the follow can we just scrap gender and chloe so anyone anyone
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can wear cool stuff yeah exactly you're wearing fake lashes i am
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i am wearing fake lashes indeed r b is good r b is pretty good too
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um i do like r b a lot a lot a lot i like like the weekend is great you know
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somehow i've heard um that compliment story from a few different friend boys it must be true yeah yo jay what's good
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thank you for the follow yeah i think that's honestly a big part of like why fem boys like being female boys because all of a sudden they start getting a ton
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of compliments that they normally didn't get i feel like that's honestly a big part of it
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when i was a teenager i lied at disneyland a line attendant disneyland misgendered me and thought i was a girl made me
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absolutely happy hey there you go so does that mean that they correctly gendered you
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perhaps your makeup looks really good today thank you i appreciate that i did i i
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agree that i i've been getting better like i don't know if if you guys notice like the
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the highlight that's on my stream of like one on my channel of one of my first streams
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like the uh the makeup is so bad compared to like now i'm so good
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so much better i mean oh yo girl voice love the room i'll start able to say the
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stream title yes okay wait let me get over here
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new day new place new stream new me
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there you go that was my first it was my first girl voice of the day so sorry if it was rusty oh it's the first girl voice of the last like four days
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[Music] a huge difference to the early streams i know dude it's crazy oh [ __ ] hydration check good call i haven't drank water in
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so long today
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finn also had bad makeup in the beginning yeah i think that's just how it goes i mean makeup is [ __ ] hard yeah it's
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like really hard and it's really demoralizing because you're like trying to look pretty and so when you practice
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and you're bad at it you make yourself look worse and so you get really destruct like distraught and it's like
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really upsetting so yeah
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[Music] when technician did his makeup yeah that
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was hilarious i love when she started just getting the um
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the the eyeliner pen and she just started poking him in the face
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she wasn't even drawing any lines she was just like boop
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i'm dead i actually googled makeup for beginners today oh that's cute hey well if you if
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you want to look on my channel i have i have some little beginner tutorials and i've i've heard from a lot of people
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that like and like a lot of my fans like showed their girlfriends the tutorial or like a lot of people just like watched
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it and they said that it was like one of the easiest to follow tutorials that they've seen so check it out maybe
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you should try listening to some australian hip-hop like hilltop hoods bliss and eso or illy okay i'll try
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put it in the put it in the music thing on discord and i'll check it out yo castle what's good thank you for the photo
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thank you so much
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now i have to figure out my skin type i didn't know that was a thing before yes it's totally a thing and it's crazy how much it matters it's wild like if you if
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you even have like slightly the wrong shade of foundation you'll look so weird it looks really silly like one of the
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other foundation i have is like slightly too light and it makes me look like a goddamn ghost it's not good
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you're wearing eyeliner or just eyeshadow i'm not wearing eyeliner or eyeshadow i'm just wearing fake eyelashes
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i like the lighting this new place is so much better too yes dude i agree young chem i [ __ ] agree thank you for
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confirming that because i was thinking that i was like damn the lighting here looks good and it yeah it's way better i [ __ ]
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agree totally they look so real thank you i appreciate it yeah so the thing the
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thing with fake lashes that you got to do is that they all fake lashes come in like a form that's like way bigger
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than you need um i'm gonna turn on music team bit
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um wait let me turn down there um so all fake lashes
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come in like way bigger of a form than you need and you have to cut them to size so that's like a really important
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part about fake lashes because i wasn't doing that at first and they looked really bad but then i cut them a little
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bit to down to size and they look much better much better
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that would work for gust streams have lighter skin yeah that's fair yeah for the gosh streams i can have a little light
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white face foundation shades you can become a new identity yeah literally what cam am i using this is the logitech
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hd 1080p one it's like the one that literally every like beginner streaming
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video like this is the equipment you should buy for a beginner stream really it's like literally all of them tell you to buy this one
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it's like the cheapest 1080 webcam i think that you can buy today is a great day to eat pancakes absolutely it is way tall
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every day is a great day to eat pancakes that means when you have light skin you specifically want that ghastly look so
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finding the right foundation can be a bit challenging because you have to account for the other colors true interesting that does sound like a bit
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of a dilemma and when watching the nintendo direct at 5 p.m ooh
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true you should do a stream of you getting ready yeah i will i will sometime soon for sure i'll do like a makeup stream and stuff
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for people who wonder when is that a new place yes i am oh cute dance time and a skirt spin time
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god damn wait let me turn up the the music
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[Music] wait i need a dancy song
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a here we go here we go i just got logitech and it's awesome the
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4k lighting adjustment is amazing hell yeah green [ __ ] yeah welcome to the stream by the way all right let's go
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it will
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let's all dance together yes [Music]
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oh here's the playlist i'm listening to if anyone is curious
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there you go i feel like i have to um i feel like it's hard to dance in a hoodie because i
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feel like i use like my arms and like my body a lot and like my hips but like my the hoodie like
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hides the hips i feel like i dance best in a crop top
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when you can like i can be like oh yeah this is my body
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it's like i really want to crop this hoodie but i also don't because i love this hoodie as a hoodie too
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like a warm hoodie i just wish i had two
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how tall are you i'm about five five five six he was saying mix was small and she says she's six one
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[Music] yeah i don't think it makes a six one [Music]
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have you ever thought of getting dance lessons no i haven't but it'd be fun i would like to do that
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crop tops are really great for dancing yeah exactly i didn't see this hoodie on the amazon
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list that's because it's not on amazon it's from a website called hype land
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which is i know a silly name but um that's where i got my hoodie from
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in chat um are you adding sharky to amazon yes i
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will solution to needing another hoodie it's called a po box yes fair
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getting dance classes more like giving dance lessons true okay by the way um
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someone earlier asked do i play games or am i gonna be gaming and i
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am wanting to so basically i don't know if you guys know but a new game called lost ark came out to well it's coming
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out for everyone on the 11th for free for like free to play but it came out if you want to buy like the
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founders pack or whatever it you can play today or you could play you could even play yesterday um but it's like a
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new mmo it's been out in korea for like three years now and now it's they just released it in the west and
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it's gotten really really good reviews and i used to play world of warcraft like all the [ __ ] time so i love mmos
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and i really want to play lost ark so i'm gonna do that in like i don't know an hour or something we're gonna we're
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gonna make a character and we're gonna play some last arc
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you guys can help me make my ulu my ubu assassin girl
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[Music] anyone played pokemon legends arceus yet
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yeah one of my mods mitch i don't think he's here right now but he was playing it earlier and he said it was really good
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[Music] yeah i've heard i've heard arceus is like really good um it's like lacking in
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a couple areas a little bit but i've heard it's overall like one of the best pokemon games in a long time which is awesome
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i'm playing it right now hell yeah good i've wanted to see that game yeah i've heard it's [ __ ] dope i've heard
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the combat's like really fun yo izzyto band thank you for the follow does that game have an in-game voice
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chat uh i don't know that's a good question i'm not sure if it did that'd be amazing
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i could [ __ ] troll people i played all kinds mmo's runescape wow
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ff14 lost art now yeah dude i love mmos i think mmo is one of my favorite genres honestly it's like it's just it's such a
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good genre it's so good i love it
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[Music] it's just so fun to have a persistent world the name of this particular song is
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let's see 48 minutes this one's called popsicle
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by um kodomi kodomoi music um what was i gonna say yeah i just love
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mmos because they're like i love persistent worlds where everyone is in the same world and we're
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all occupying the same spaces and we're all like competing for the same resources and stuff like that i just
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love mmos for that reason and it's just so community i think it's so fun
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community oriented used to go to a website mmorpg.com list of every mmo game i would try at least
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free one listed yeah yeah i think i used to go to that website too actually gender elude i'm pretty sure i remember
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that i know a nice mmo but in order to play needed learn js what
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[Music] playing that mo isn't a thing for people who don't damn that's kind of crazy
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you need to learn javascript to play the game you have to code your own weapons
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fps will always have a special place in my heart yeah i mean like i love arena shooters so much like um like halo and
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overwatch those are like my favorite [ __ ] to be honest i don't really like uh do you know brawlhalla yeah i do i don't
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i've never played it yet i haven't played it but i've seen ads for it um to be honest i don't love csgo or
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valorent that much like that format is too slow for my [ __ ] adhd brain like [ __ ] overwatch is perfect for me like
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playing tracer is perfect for [ __ ] like a perfect gaming experience for me because it's so fast so much shit's
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going on all the time and i'm like ah and just like [ __ ] going crazy i love
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that um so yeah that's why valerian is like not my favorite game but i like i like
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shooters [Music]
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i find overwatch to be slow in comparison to what i feel like it's like one of the faster shooters out there right
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i mean maybe not in comparison to like call of duty but like even that is that maybe quake yeah fair
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dude i've been hooked watching a game called mountain blade 2 banner lords dude i have that game i have that game that's a great one that's super good i
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love mountain blade 2. i played that for basically like a whole week straight and then stopped playing it but because i got burned out but
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that was a super fun one i love that [ __ ] riding on your horse and just [ __ ] hacking fools
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[Music] [ __ ] is so dope love that so badass
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i prefer turn-based games like dnd true love that
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love that love that i want to play d i've never played d but i feel like it would be really fun battlefield is fast-paced at times fair
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i love rpgs love main character and play them as if it were me yeah me too matilda i love that a lot
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i happen to like horror games oh do you jen i i had no idea yo minox what's good thank you for
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gifting a sub to rhinali fan also what's got what's good right now fan welcome to the stream it's good to have you
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that game is an mmo for developers called screeps you control a faction you have to create all the units
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per self by coding their logic that's kind of fun that's cool i remember i played i played a coding
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game a while ago in a coding class where you like coded a little robot to fight someone else's little robot on like on
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the game that was kind of cool [Music] have you played breath of the wild yes i beat breath of the wild i love that game
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it's great tank falls pretty fast true [Music]
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whoa what what did i just do
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wait what the heck just happened bro i'm so confused
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what what even is this that was weird
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nani what the [ __ ]
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good evening ryan what's good viva la dave how you doing how you doing
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great to have you my friend obviously yeah obvious is freaking out
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broken overlay bro i don't know what's good with me and uh and obs but we do not have a very uh
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let's say peaceful relationship
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so that you're in the corner the one we cry on during the horror game stream absolutely yep that's that's what it is
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yup yup yup that is the one ooh maybe we should do horror game stream this friday what do you guys think
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what do you guys think what do you guys think because then i can play into the night and like people can stay up late
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because it'll be friday night well for good d s games there's pillars
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fraternity divinity i played divinity original sin with my girlfriend and that was the funnest couch co-op experience
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i've ever had me and my ex played all of we didn't beat actually we
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we parted ways before we beat the game unfortunately but the game the divinity 2 original sin couch co-op
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experience is so fun it is literally so fun you both control an xbox controller and you
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both can run around separately and it's like dynamic split screen where like when you're together it's one screen but
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when you're apart it's um it's a it's like separate screens and split screen it's so good it's so fun
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it's such a good game i never finished it because the groups i played with stopped after a couple play sessions yeah it's like you really need someone
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who's like dedicated like i think it's perfect to find one other person to play with you
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um which for me that was that was my ex
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i thought only mario party broke couples up damn divinity yeah no it wasn't divinity that did it
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hey bro okay what are you guys thoughts should we have we basically we don't have that many emote slots so i have to
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pick and choose so we have the sharky one and the sharky bonk one should we only have the sharky bonk and then
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replace the normal sharky one with a toast one what do you guys think
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toast is here too by the way
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[Music]
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make a poll sharky sharky bug and toast i wish but i
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don't have the space for that unfortunately
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once i get partnered though i think i get more emote slots and i'm gonna get partnered in like two weeks or like a
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week and a half so that should be sick
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[Music] tufts
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make a pull troop man make a pull
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big sharky's best sharky indeed partner pog i know i'm so excited i'm so excited
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yeah i agree that sharky bonk and toast are the two most necessary ones
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your pink hair is so pretty thank you ryan alley fan i appreciate that most mario multiplayer games break couples and
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friendships mario party smash mario kart yep very true very true
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[Music]
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i know people that apply four times before their partner doom that sucks
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as in they got denied do you how do you even get denied
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i feel like they're not gonna deny me if i'm uh if i'm averaging like over a hundred viewers though you know right
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maybe i don't know maybe not who [ __ ] knows bro
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what about pogba i want to add that yeah well once i'm uh once i'm a partner we'll be able to add all sorts of them
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all sorts of them new music
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[Music]
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actually got more animated slots oh true i forgot i have animated slots i'm stupid okay yeah i gotta i basically
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just have to make some animated ones oh you know what what if i actually have one
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i put the toast i just remembered this actually i put the toast one um
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[Music] i put the toast one as an animated emote so how come it's not showing up
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what the heck what neck
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let's see let's check this out um euro rewards emotes
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oh it's still pending approval let's do pending approval that's what that's what's going on
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[Music] turn spin into an animated emoji true that's a good idea too that's a that's a
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great idea i will definitely okay i'm gonna look at i'm gonna look at my emotes afterwards i'm gonna add some animated ones after stream
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when a new vid very soon probably next couple weeks i'm i've literally just been so busy like i've been i've been
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moving i've been uh having school work and obviously i've been streaming so uh
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yeah it's just been super [ __ ] busy and just like personal stuff so sit tight bear with me
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on my youtube channel i know i only release like once a month but that's the reality of the situation
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be gonna grab a beer alright sounds good matilda feels like you're pretty legit how could the system say no i know right i feel
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like i feel like we got it right at this point yo crj thank you for gifting a sub that
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is so nice mwah thank you thank you thank you how much is 40k subscriptions money wise
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that's like well it depends like right now my split with twitch is 50 50. so
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they take 50 of the sub revenue but someone with 40k subs probably has more of like an 80 20 split so they're making
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[ __ ] like over 100k a month if you have 40k subs
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which is insane but like 40k subs only like a few people have that that's like only like hassan
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has that spend time
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[Music]
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oh
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yo that one disappointment thank you for the fun oh you're not a disappointment to me i love
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you thank you for following my friend
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hey iron mouse has 40k right now because she's doing a separate on damn
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say him yeah some of those are crazy ludwig had like [ __ ] 200k or something during his subathon
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that was crazy fit check fit check
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yeah i think miz kif is at 40 near 40k i'm sure xqc has over 40k
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[Music]
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oh and i missed a hydration check cheers
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[Music] i dude i dude
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goddamn i'm sorry i'm just [ __ ] chug water
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[Music] shyly stephan's going crazy 18k subs god
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damn i like how the legs were almost timed with the music true
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i didn't even notice that love that love that
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when twitch had the leak of what people making a few months ago of youtubers in comparison it seems like youtubers with
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over 100k subscribers made bank interesting well i'm on my way i'm on my way to 100k
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we're getting there what are we at now what do we have now 74k baby we're almost three quarters of
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the way there let's go we got a cute dance all right
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i'm not sure about the colors pink light blue red and pink again yeah the this is not as pink as i as i want it to
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be but oh well oh shwell
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what are you gonna do i kind of this kind of a smorgasbord of an outfit because all my outfits are deep in boxes
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right now that i don't end like in uh or they're just in this pile of
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of this of that so i got kind of i got i kind of just did a
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smorgasbord throw together type of outfit for today love the kiwah hoodie thank you thank
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you okay just made the hand scratch little idea didn't burn anything including my house it tastes amazing very proud of myself
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hell yeah dude that's so sick that's so sick hey you didn't you didn't disappoint us you made
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an amazing lasagna and you didn't disappoint yourself either okay dance time okay dance time
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i need a dancy song though dancing song
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[Music] dance [Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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do you play valerie yeah [Music] do i have more girl clothes and boy clothes maybe after after everyone
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completely cleaned out my [ __ ] uh my amazon wishlist bro that would be
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that would be an existential moment if i had more girl clothes than boy but
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boy
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but i like the hoodie yeah i like the hoodie too
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[Music] hello
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[Music]
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like being in the hospital better at home too that messes up your sleep schedule oh yeah that's rough gonna give lost ark a chance hell yes
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yeah i'm super hyped um i can't wait to play some lost ark i think that's gonna be really fun
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really fun it's crazy it's like no uh game
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no mmo game in the last like i don't know no mmo games since wow i
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guess the only other mmo that has even come close to challenging wow's dominance world warcraft's dominance was
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final fantasy 14 but besides that it's literally like lost dark is the only other one of like
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those those three that is even remotely good apparently
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[Music] if not i'm not sure you have more more girl clothes in the future yeah
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the time will come when your female clothes grow up indeed you're adorable thanks entropy
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let's check the list in two or three subs or like 30 dollars
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baby you're gonna go watch nintendo direct go for it tell us what happens wow it's falling off hard yeah wow's trash
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wow so garbage now i hate it dude the the um feeling i have about wow
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is the meme of of uh from the godfather look how they massacred my boy
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that's how i feel about wow yes sharky does need a skirt absolutely
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i keep okay let's look on amazon is there a tiny skirt on amazon
1:00:04
tiny skirt nope i obviously that just pulled up real tiny skirts um for
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plushie i don't know no it didn't come up
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[ __ ] god damn it maybe i just need to make one out of
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cloth i spent a ton of time time playing wow kind of do want to uh get lost in a new
1:00:28
mmo like before but i also don't because life yeah totally i mean like mmos are great when you're like like 15
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and have no responsibilities and just [ __ ] can no life the [ __ ] out of them that's when mmos are the best
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they cared more about being terrible to women than actually making the game decent yeah literally literally how good are you with sewing uh
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i am a non-existent my sewing skills are i would say non-existent true build-a-bear perhaps
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i have the same ikea chair in the background let's go dude yeah this is a [ __ ] pog ikea chair it's so comfy
1:01:03
literally all my furniture is ikea the table back here is two ikea all of it's like here
1:01:08
and that and that [ __ ] the the end table on the end of my bed
1:01:16
look chihuahua dog skirts holy [ __ ] true wait that's such a [ __ ] good idea
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um that's so funny i'm dead okay
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[Applause] oh my god yes this is perfect
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wait this is actually perfect dude there's so many little outfits
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wait i'll just show you guys look at all these little outfits dude
1:01:49
like we can make sharky wear these things like this little like this little one with the strawberries on it oh oh my
1:01:55
god wait wait that's such a good idea i'm so
1:02:01
excited that's such a good idea oh my god
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sharky is a little bit thick that is very true yes noodles skirts for pets skirts for
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pets
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while you're shopping get a second hoodie to crop yo thank you so much dude oh my god crj
1:02:27
you're such a sweetheart that is so nice of you mwah thank you thank you thank you i will do it right now i will go to
1:02:34
hype land and i will order another one okay wait do you should i order the same kilowatt one or should i order a
1:02:40
different one from hype land what do you guys think what one should i crop
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um
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[Music] wow thank you so much crj that is so so so sweet of you thank you
1:02:59
thank you thank you i'll definitely order another hoodie and then crop it so we can have the [ __ ]
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super sick anime crop hoodie i'm so excited i'm so excited does it have to be on 200 no it doesn't have to be i
1:03:10
mean hunter hunter is like one of my favorite ones i love kilauea but if you guys find another hoodie on there that
1:03:16
you really like and i like it too and and you would want me to crop it then send me the link
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oh my god thank you so much crj that is so nice of you
1:03:30
hello everyone what's up okami how you doing how are you doing oh and it's the song that i hate
1:03:36
no say no back to the song that i like
1:03:45
he gotta say a move for finster
1:03:53
kawaii shakib will get his own wardrobe indeed dude wait that would be so cute if we had like a whole little doll house
1:03:58
for sharky and like a little like wardrobe a little dresser for sharky
1:04:04
dude i love small [ __ ] riley aquila fanboy yes indeed absolutely a kilo fanboy
1:04:15
yo quirky thank you for the follow more thank you so much welcome welcome
1:04:20
welcome great to have you does any two maybe i didn't allow myself on clothing websites anymore fair
1:04:28
gotta gotta contain yourself random q how do i find the right foundation for my skin color
1:04:35
basically what i usually do is um
1:04:40
put it on my put it on my hand right there like a lot so
1:04:45
like if you go to sephora they let you like take out the foundation and put it on your hand and like rub it around a
1:04:51
little bit and so what i do is i do that and then i rub it around and that's in like the closest match to my the back of
1:04:56
my hand is the one that i get that's how i choose my foundation
1:05:04
[Music] dude i feel like the lighting in this
1:05:09
place is so much better
1:05:15
yo orion thank you for the [ __ ] sub dude thank you so much mwah i really
1:05:20
appreciate that welcome to the squad okay guys we need to come up with a better name than squadron it's too
1:05:26
generic i need like we need like something sick like something unique that like really describes us as a group
1:05:33
or like you guys as a group you know like i need something to call you guys ryan army's a good one ryan army is a
1:05:40
good one the right welcome to the rhino army that's a pretty good one that's a pretty good one
1:05:46
okay well that that's what we'll do that's what we'll do for now if or when
1:05:52
rye nation that's a pretty one that's a pretty good one too the united nation oh that's pretty sick
1:05:58
the department of phambology that's a good one
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mob nollie true welcome to the mob [Music]
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department of phambology i'm dead sharky's machine
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if you're not sure dedicated makeup store salon or department with a sentiment yes that's the other thing if you go to sephora
1:06:33
like people who work at sephora know [ __ ] everything i mean some of them are clueless they don't know [ __ ] but
1:06:39
some of the people that support are really helpful and they'll like tell you all you need to know and you're like literally just buy all my makeup for me
1:06:45
and they're like okay right nation less militaristic true yo someone is here thank you for the fun
1:06:53
riley needs to go shopping with her girlfriend yeah if i had one
1:07:01
yo someone what's good thank you for the follow my friend welcome to the stream welcome to the right nation
1:07:14
ulta is a good place to go too yes ulta is also good um sephora is good alt is good i don't
1:07:20
even know any other ones there's like whatever that one is called uh freaking brandy melville or some [ __ ]
1:07:26
i don't even is that makeup dude i don't i don't even know if they sell makeup there it just sounds like a makeup store
1:07:31
for some reason how long are we streaming i have to do laundry and my mom will yell at me hey
1:07:36
go for it um i'll be streaming for a while i'm gonna play some lost ark in a bit so yo rousted x what the [ __ ] is
1:07:42
good mwah thank you for the follow my friend what the [ __ ] is up thank you so much
1:07:49
um but yeah i'm gonna play lost dark in a little bit so yeah and one let's go
1:07:54
thanks guys need to find the courage to ask someone hey you got it you got it hanori you [ __ ] got it yo crj thank
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you for this little gifted sub to someone thank you so much mwah thank you thank you thank
1:08:07
you that's really nice of you there you go someone just got a sub um
1:08:12
okay bye see you later see you later that one disappointment have a good one yo i'm in ox thank you for gifting us
1:08:18
something rousted as well thank you so much mwah that is so nice of you thank you thank you okay and i got a cute
1:08:25
dance too don't don't don't worry z max i got you so we just want to make make sure we got all the alerts and
1:08:30
everything let's go hell yeah what's the sub i'm new here okay basically a sub is now so now next to your name you can see
1:08:37
that you have that little candy someone you have the little candy badge and that basically means that you're a subscriber
1:08:42
to my channel now and you get the badge and you also get special emotes that you can use in my chat and you also earn
1:08:47
channel points faster and you can also talk during sub-only mode etc there's a few other perks and [ __ ] but yeah it's
1:08:54
basically just like a little little perks for my channel all right dance time yo pony thank you for the [ __ ] fun
1:09:01
thank you thank you all right wait let's find some boppy wappy music real quick for
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the dance [Music]
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boppy woppy music
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[Music]
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huh [Music]
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me [Music]
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party time party time
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skirts have a dance plus ten attribute indeed indeed they do hydration check cheers
1:10:25
[Music]
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second time watching your stream love your mofo streams hey thank you creature i really appreciate that
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[Music] yo yo yo what up tv what's up creature hey everyone what's up bella baby how
1:10:46
you doing [Music]
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hey all right guys i think it's time i would like to play some games
1:11:03
so i think it's time to play a little bit of lost ark skirts make everything better it's true it's very true
1:11:09
it's very very true hey sharky looks bigger true maybe sharky's just closer
1:11:15
perhaps eight eight eight and bigger is better indeed indeed
1:11:24
alrighty questioning my sexuality at the moment gaddy that's the goal baby that's the goal
1:11:32
all right let me just put this here
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put this here
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let's play a little bit of lost earth time
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hey
1:12:05
hey this song is so nice skirts are so are skirts comfortable yes
1:12:11
i mean that's part of why [ __ ] girl clothes are awesome because like dresses and skirts are so comfortable they feel
1:12:17
amazing and like jeans suck jeans are so uncomfortable but that's like all boys wear it's like
1:12:24
jeans and like chinos but like dude [ __ ] skirts and dresses are so
1:12:29
comfortable and like those flowy pants that girls wear like bro that's what i want i want like those sweats that girls
1:12:36
have that like some some girls have those uh those like super flowy yo crg thank you
1:12:42
for the sub thank you for gifting creature us uh hell yeah creature there you go baby
1:12:50
this is so awesome happy for you you're pro catch you later you're gonna gonna go cook and one hell yeah rousted mwah
1:12:55
have a good one my friend much love um
1:13:00
what was i gonna say what was i gonna say i can't remember i can't remember okay let's let's play
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lost art let's play last arc
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wait let me change the category the category to lost ark
1:13:22
all right so if anyone's new to um the stream today and haven't heard me
1:13:28
talk about it this is a new mmo that just came out it's um like early access right now for people
1:13:34
who bought the founders pack which i did because i'm a [ __ ] sucker
1:13:41
but it's supposed to be really fun it's supposed to be like as good or better
1:13:46
than wow which is crazy because no one has ever challenged wows dominance for
1:13:53
a really long time okay let's go to game game let's go oh that's a cool art i
1:13:59
like that
1:14:05
do you like boys or girls uh i've only ever had girlfriends
1:14:12
if that helps you answer that question but i did wear yoga pants to school yo
1:14:17
what the frick who just followed [Music] yo what thank you for the follow i still
1:14:23
i don't know why my alerts don't work on my gaming [ __ ] it's the same alert box but on my gaming overlay it just doesn't
1:14:29
work so tell me if someone follows or subs and i'll thank him yo why is taking so long
1:14:38
it's taking so long here i'll put i'll put this here so i
1:14:44
can rechat better
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oh [ __ ] here we
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go here we go baby wait i gotta get my chat back in my chat
1:15:01
there we go here we go
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[Music] oh i'm gonna turn down the music a little bit
1:15:15
it's a little loud [Music]
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all right that's pretty good that logos cost my idea right there dude
1:15:27
i agree i fully agree i fully agree that's one thing i've noticed with the
1:15:33
game that takes time okay interesting good thing i have an ssd jeggings a mix of jeans and leggings
1:15:38
the worst idea of all time jeggings were a horrible mistake please
1:15:44
don't remind me hi hi randall i had some free time so i thought i'd drop by say hello for a big before i go talk to a friend all right
1:15:50
echo no problem thank you for stopping by have a good time with your friend thank you so much
1:15:57
chat note that seizure risk warning yes indeed note the seizures scoring oh we got a skirt spin real quick okay fine
1:16:03
last last skirt spin before we game but after that we're just gonna be gaming for a bit
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[Music] yo what freaking what's good crj thank you for
1:16:20
gifting echo a sub that is so nice thank you so much about go play some apex right now watch
1:16:26
your stream talk about add hell yeah dude yeah i every time i watch tv i also play a game and then i also listen to
1:16:32
music it's like i just need to prevent any possibility of a thought from happening
1:16:55
alrighty let's play let's
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play same bro yeah i know it's the strategy it's the strategy of preventing any
1:17:06
possible anxious thought from happening you just occupy all of your sensory inputs all at once like this actually i
1:17:13
even like to take it a step further and also be eating something while i'm playing a game while watching netflix
1:17:18
while listening to music
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i cannot have any danger of any anxious thoughts happening
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okay this is the one you're on mx right lat on i'm pretty sure that's what you said
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let's go oh [ __ ]
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whoa okay whoa that was a cool animation what
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the hell damn this is cool all right so we got all right we're selecting our class all right so we got
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warrior what else we got anyone who likes apex go play titanfall 2 true having said i wasn't wanting to pay
1:17:58
attention to my running goal 200 hey let's [ __ ] go baby crj holy [ __ ]
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thank you so much dude wow that is so pog thank you so much mwah you are such
1:18:09
a sweetheart you're such an angel land on these nuts got him [ __ ]
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no for real though thank you so much okay let's check it out oh advanced class preview all right
1:18:24
all right so we got a berserker looks like he just has a [ __ ] massive sword yo what but just follow thank you so
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much thank you thank you all right so we got a [ __ ] giant
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sword with the berger chill gun lancer all right
1:18:48
that's kind of sick so they got this giant [ __ ] gun and it's also a lance bet self-explanatory sounds good adhd
1:18:56
vibes are real yeah i got mad adhd okay paladin dude okay wait i'm annoyed that my
1:19:02
alerts aren't coming up i'm sorry i have to try and fix this at least once sorry let me just try and fix this real quick
1:19:20
streaming tools my overlays i don't know why it's not working bro
1:19:32
um
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yeah it should work man
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oh shwell
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all right oh schwale yo also yes if anyone is not in my
1:19:56
discord yet mwah please why did i just blow kiss muscle memory if everyone is not in my discord yet
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but also if anyone is not in my discord yet please join because it's super chill and it's really fun and a lot of people
1:20:08
are really nice and awesome cool and sexy and dope so yeah enjoy all right we got mage
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dude the animations are so sick are warriors always male oh i don't know
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perhaps do they have gendered classes that's kind of ridiculous if that's true that
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would be really funny okay we got mage dude these animations are crazy okay so this is like the support class
1:20:34
bard and then we have sorceress which does mad [ __ ] which is
1:20:40
basically like the traditional mage so this is like cleric and like traditional mage all right got it we got martial
1:20:46
artist damn that is a cool animation dude these
1:20:52
animations are so cool they're so awesome i'll take that kiss joining now bro jumping on discord wagon
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hell yeah welcome welcome you might want to change stream category if you're gonna be playing did did i not change it oh i don't know if i didn't
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change it um okay i thought i did all right so three
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advanced classes we have the ward dancer all right
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just punch and [ __ ] all right is it because my camera's covering
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oh my camera was covering it that's why i'm such an idiot i'm stuck so funny
1:21:31
dude that is so funny okay i'll put my camera there and then i'll be able to see it bro i'm so stupid
1:21:39
oh that's hilarious did the stream crash all right so these are just
1:21:46
generally punchy guys oh but this one has oh this one looks cooler though
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whoa that's sick okay wait those martial artists male and
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female oh my god that's so silly there's different classes for each gender
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all right okay not gonna lie full disclosure
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i've basically um or you could just reorder your layers in obs oh yeah that's fair that's very fair
1:22:19
but i didn't want to uh i didn't want to have the alerts be being on top of my face
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um but what was i gonna say i can't remember
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holy [ __ ] okay enough today 350 gifted subs yo super minox holy [ __ ]
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350 wow damn pogs in the chat for that thank you so much
1:22:41
that's so nice of you minox thank you so much for all your support over the over the past months i really really have
1:22:47
appreciated it damn you guys are so nice to me such angels you spoil the [ __ ] out
1:22:52
of me i really appreciate it
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okay okay okay so not gonna lie i uh already looked at all these classes and
1:23:04
i already made my decision that i'm going to be a death blade wait i want to see that animation sorry
1:23:10
let's see it [ __ ] yeah so tight
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so tot okay wait let's look at the gunner animations too let's check it out
1:23:21
whoa oh that's sick it's like [ __ ] uh devil may cry [ __ ]
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oh and we got cowgirl oh [ __ ] caitlyn let's go
1:23:37
damn dude these um these animations are so good [Music]
1:23:43
yo what the [ __ ] damon thank you so much for gifting a stubbed a pineapple mwah i
1:23:49
really appreciate that dude thank you so much holy [ __ ]
1:23:54
thank you thank you thank you yo these animations are so cool all right i think i'm gonna be a death blade
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just because it's a it's a girl b it's um
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it's uh they get double swords and it's sick okay let's [ __ ] go for it
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wait how do i choose it oh customize let's go [Music]
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damn hot oh my god look at him booba
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b it's a girl look at that boo why why why are all the
1:24:30
outfits just focused on the booba this is the literal the thumbnails are just this
1:24:35
is how your boobs are gonna look when you wear this outfit damn these outfits are sick though
1:24:43
oh [ __ ] dude look at that armor god damn that looks [ __ ] dope
1:24:49
she's so hot i know seriously she really is all right
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oh my god oh well okay let's see oh there's presets nah nah
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let's not do a preset let's do it ourself let's do it ourselves okay wait i'm gonna move the
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camera a little bit okay you can't look at blue but too many legs
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yeah the legs are insane alrighty wait
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okay wait we gotta zoom in we gotta zoom in god they're all so subtle i get i
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literally stress so much about creating my character because the changes are so subtle i kind of like this one
1:25:34
that's kind of a good one anyway let's make the eyes blue first because i think i want the eyes blue
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all right blue eyes like me like me
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um i bet there's some mods for the game already yeah i'm
1:25:52
sure i'm sure there's some skyrim erp erotica mods already in the works oh my
1:25:59
god look at this this looks like a [ __ ] child what the [ __ ] this looks like an actual like
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nine-year-old that's weird oh god that no that's not that's not flattering
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that's kind of sick kind of angry
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i still like this uh i think i like this one
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or no i like this one better than that one yeah i like this one [Music]
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oh this one's good too though oh i like this wait okay which one do you guys think
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this or this
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one or two one or two character customization of black
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desert online is so insane true one okay looks like one is
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one's what we want okay sounds good sounds good all right let's
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do the hair this is a cool hairstyle already but i don't know let's do something else
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i mean this is always a vibe wait let's do let's choose the hair
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color first obviously it's going to be like pink or some [ __ ]
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or like lavender oh that's kind of sick
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something like that perhaps oh wait oh there's another there's two colors oh
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[ __ ] oh
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that's cool that looks very cool
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i like that a lot okay um obviously
1:27:54
just clearing a clicky sound without going on it's hilarious true that purple was nice yeah i like this
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this is kind of cool wait this needs to be a little more gray
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or maybe not
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yeah that's cool looking okay um okay wait other hair styles no not
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that okay let's just start from the beginning this one's cool oh this one's kind of sick whoa this
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one's crazy what the [ __ ] it kind of clips through my outfit there but
1:28:29
oh the hair physics are nice oh i just realized she's following she's following my mouse like mario did in
1:28:35
mario 64 64. okay that's kind of cool yeah i want big hair i like big hair oh
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this one's sick just it's like a cute little bob but and it's kind of this one has assassin vibes but not we want big hair
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oh this one's kind of dope oh this is like viking woman i like this one how does she not hurt
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herself on on that spiky armor i know right yeah right i love how
1:29:00
look at these spikes the way they're situated if she went like this she would literally just stab herself in
1:29:06
the temples and just die oh shoot there's even more
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the viking one's pretty sick oh that one's pretty this is kind of
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what my mom's hair looks like well not the purple but
1:29:24
all right this one's cool [Music] this one's cool
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this one's cool as well this is a super anime
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all right i don't like that one that one's pretty oh this one's like a classic just long hair
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that's kind of that's kind of pretty i like that there's a lot of hairstyles i know dude
1:29:52
it's making it really hard to just die this seems like the speck the woman stream yeah
1:29:58
this is expect a whammy stream game blast away from friday yeah basically [Music]
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basically is the game free yes on on the 11th it's free to play right now if you want to
1:30:09
play you got to buy the founders pack which the cheapest one is like 15 or something yeah seriously legs for [ __ ] days
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dude legs for actual days and then look at these fits oh wait the other ones
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oh i thought they showed the leggies but they don't okay wait we gotta do the freaking hair okay let's
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we gotta we gotta choose one not that there's so many hairstyles bro it's so
1:30:33
hard oh that one's no not that it's not an assassin hairstyle
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um no not the braids this one is awesome but no
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okay i think it's between this and this
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what do you guys think this one
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or this one or two
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one or two
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i'm seeing ones and twos ah looks like we gotta do a pull looks like we gotta do a pull all right i'm doing a pull
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i'm doing a poll um
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[Music] okay
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wait i gotta how do i do this i forget
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creator dashboard okay
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time to run a poll
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wait my quick actions what the heck where'd they go no why are they all grayed out what the
1:31:57
[ __ ] bro i'm struck i'm riding the struggle bus riding the struggle bus okay manage pole
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all right new pole hairstyle hairstyle
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long down the back or
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short and styling
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boom all right everyone vote in the poll everyone vote in the post and let's see
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what we do see what we want to do [Music]
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oh [ __ ] it's close it's very close it's very very close but it looks like
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short and stylin might be the victor
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oop long down the back scan a couple more votes though okay so this is the shortened styling this is long down the back
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here we'll do it we'll do it from here too so this is long down the back this is short and styling
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shorter style i like shortened styling too i think i think i agree with the the pull so far
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i think it just cuz the long down the back clip will clip through a lot of um like
1:33:18
you see how it clips through this i think it'll probably clip through like a lot of different armor and stuff and
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this one won't so that's one good reason honestly damn that's looking good i know right i
1:33:29
feel like it looks great all right looks as though short and styling is gonna win so let's do it let's do it
1:33:37
sounds good all right yeah the collar kills along here a little bit all right so we're gonna do
1:33:42
the short and stylin sick let's go all right now we
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gotta what the [ __ ] oh okay
1:33:56
now we definitely want yeah we definitely want the glossiness love that um
1:34:02
it's like do we want it to be more nah i like this i like this this is good
1:34:08
okay wait contrast
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oh two-tone advance oh [ __ ]
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oh interesting bro this is crazy i'm not even gonna go into there honestly i'm not gonna do it too much customization
1:34:30
too stressful okay oh hydration check cheers choose my
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friends all right let's see let's check it out
1:34:44
next thing we got going is the eyes i already chose the color but we can
1:34:49
choose the shape oh whoa that's cool you can be a blind person or at least someone with cataracts well
1:34:56
that's really cool also that looks creepy as [ __ ] that's [ __ ] kind of that's kind of awesome though i kind of
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like it especially because i'm like an assassin like a [ __ ]
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uh what do you call it you know like a i guess a rogue an
1:35:12
assassin girl i don't know what do we think should i have eyes
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or not should we have irises the irises look good though okay we'll keep them
1:35:24
um my eye color oh [ __ ] you can have red eye oh [ __ ] she she [ __ ] had blazing
1:35:30
[ __ ] she's smoking weed she's smoking that reefer
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she's smoking that reefer that good good
1:35:44
i'm dead that's funny oh whoa you can do black eyes that's kind of crazy
1:35:52
that's hilarious okay yeah we'll keep them white what game of this this is lost arc
1:36:00
what color should i dye my hair um pink or purple like this this color is cool okay
1:36:07
oh this is just changing wow dude the customization in this game is insane oh my god look you can have cat eyes
1:36:14
that's sick [Applause] whoa
1:36:21
damn dude the customization is absolutely nuts look at what is even in her eyes is that like a pentagram
1:36:27
what the frick [Music]
1:36:33
whoa dude are those like cybernetics or something in her eyes oh my god there's hearts there's hearts in her eyes ah
1:36:39
that's awesome i love this game dude this game is sick already
1:36:44
[Music] whoa that's kind of cool pure blue no people
1:36:50
this is actually insane how much [ __ ] customization there is
1:36:57
can you also make cat ears oh i hope so we'll see we'll see okay i think i cut this one's kind of
1:37:03
cool oh i like this one dude with the weird pentagram
1:37:10
or maybe that i don't know what do you guys think should we just do normal eye
1:37:15
let's do normal eye for now i feel like it's too it's too hard to decide i think you can change your customization um
1:37:23
after a while what's this game called it's called lost ark it just came out
1:37:30
literally yesterday um okay wrinkles no no wrinkles don't want
1:37:35
wrinkles intensity what is this oh the shine oh yeah we got some
1:37:40
natural highlighter on sure why not do you want any freckles
1:37:46
maybe a teeny bit because i have a teeny bit of that that's like the kind of freckles that i have this is like very light
1:37:54
all right we're looking hot as [ __ ] we're looking how to shoot oh [ __ ]
1:38:00
wait wait you can do you can do individual color oh [ __ ]
1:38:07
now i have to go back now i have to now have to go back and redo this
1:38:14
because what if what if we want something like this bro
1:38:19
holy [ __ ] that looks tight but maybe not that maybe like that
1:38:25
oh that's pretty cool that's pretty cool
1:38:30
i like that a lot sorry i need to go hey no problem boyd have a good one native 3d glasses yeah exactly
1:38:37
that's pretty cool looking dude this game is crazy the customization is out of this world
1:38:42
oh whoa you can make the irises huge what the [ __ ] that looks so weird oh my god
1:38:49
wow the customization is simply immaculate i'm floored purple on the
1:38:55
other side okay i'll try that purple on the other side
1:39:01
blue on this side yeah i kind of agree with you actually
1:39:06
i agree with you yep that's it that's the one
1:39:13
that's the [ __ ] one all right hell yeah all right let's move on from eyes we've been on eyes for too long
1:39:18
skin we're good makeup uh do we what's
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ching makeup color eyes oh ooh eyes okay we got eyeliner shits
1:39:30
i don't know guys do we want eyeliner maybe we could do white eyeliner wait
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oh brightness there you go
1:39:41
eye shadow let's see let's see if that looks good that's kind of cool i don't know if i
1:39:47
want any of it though heterochromatic now change single booba
1:39:54
size can you also make the eyes bigger oh i don't know if i can make the whole eye
1:39:59
bigger okay wait let's see that hold on let's see if we can make the whole eye bigger
1:40:06
i don't think we can actually i think that might be one thing we can't do interesting i would i would have
1:40:13
i would have been uh surprised actually actually i remember watching
1:40:20
there's a point there's somewhere where you can go into like the advanced settings and like literally tweak like
1:40:26
where their nose is and like where their eyes are and [ __ ] like that so i'm pretty sure you can go that deep into it
1:40:32
but i'm not gonna do that it takes too much time this game looks very sexy dude i know it really does it's super sexy
1:40:38
game [Music] that blue and red eye make me think of eu star wars character for a minute true
1:40:45
i'm back direct was awesome hell yeah what did they announce anything cool what do they announce is that black desert no this is lost ark
1:40:52
also a korean mmo though but much better than black desert from what i hear in terms of pay to win this and stuff
1:40:59
like that um okay
1:41:04
i think we're gonna do no makeup i think we're gonna do just just this
1:41:09
um eyebrows whatever we're fine with that
1:41:16
um blush do we want blush no no we don't want blush i don't think
1:41:25
i don't think we want blush hey guys this is interesting oh that's kind of cute maybe if the color was purple
1:41:33
that's kind of cute i kind of like that actually what do you guys think do you guys like
1:41:39
the blush or no blush wait we need more purple
1:41:49
yes blush okay i agree not super intense but just like a little bit
1:41:54
that looks good it needs to be a little more a little bit more purple
1:42:01
um
1:42:14
that'll do that'll do fine all right uh let's see
1:42:20
okay so guys right um yes this is an interesting look into like different
1:42:25
styles of blush this is actually really cool so this is like one way of doing it where you just kind of put it under your eyes this is a kind of different way of
1:42:32
doing it that like this is like an older fashion way of doing it like a lot of middle-aged women i feel like have their blush kind of more on the side like that
1:42:39
this is like a blend of both of them this is kind of the eager one where they do it right
1:42:44
next to their eye like where's the eager one oh th this is also the ego one where they have it on their nose they have it
1:42:50
on their nose and their and like this side of their eye right there so yeah there's a lot of a lot of
1:42:57
different ways you can put on blush just just a little makeup lesson
1:43:04
okay let's do let's do this one and we'll turn down the intensity
1:43:09
just something like that yeah that's cute okay we love that lips what do we want for the lippies
1:43:18
do you want that or that or that or that or that should we have purple lipstick too
1:43:30
is that even changing anything that's not even changing anything
1:43:38
i kind of like this just the just the normal one ooh tattoos cool
1:43:44
nose blush yeah the nose one looks weird oh you need to do control p for work you have fanboy makeup designer exactly
1:43:56
put a bandage on your nose true yo what thank you for the follow-up sorry my light is blocking that thing oh
1:44:03
i can't read whatever that says but whoever just followed thank you so much i really appreciate it thank you thank you
1:44:09
all that for a face you're unlikely to ever see again hey you already know i'm [ __ ] ch i'm ticking the box that
1:44:15
makes it so that i never have my helmet showing like i'll always have my helmet off you already know i'm doing that
1:44:23
okay here's a question do we want these crazy eye things or not
1:44:31
i feel like maybe not it looks kind of sick let's see maybe if we do if we did it purple
1:44:40
it looks kind of cool but nah it's too much
1:44:45
it's too much all right what the [ __ ]
1:44:50
oh my god jesus christ look he can be a clown look you can be
1:44:57
the green girl from guardians of galaxy oh my god
1:45:02
jesus oh that's kind of cute oh my god look at that that's kind of cute
1:45:08
weird little eye makeup oh my god look at that dude jesus christ
1:45:14
this is terrifying and now i just need a soundcloud yeah literally
1:45:22
i'm dead whoa dude these are kind of crazy
1:45:30
i don't know if i want any of them oh my god that one's wild man the customization in this game is so [ __ ] good
1:45:37
it's just so sick whoa this is the joker look at that the joker thing
1:45:43
or the joker makeup yeah so what what do we think about the cute little colorful eye thing
1:45:50
[Music] i think it's cute yeah oh true this is harley quinn you
1:45:55
know literally this is just harley quinn that's sick you can actually just make a harley quinn lookalike character but
1:46:01
what do you guys think of the little rainbow eye thing do we like it yeah gamora that was her name
1:46:06
jeez i love this i know me too i love making characters it's so much fun [ __ ] dude it's cold in my room my heater
1:46:13
isn't strong enough i need to get another heater i need to get a space heater also the spacer heater i was using at my last place was my roommates
1:46:20
so i had to give it back when i left rainbow i think yes okay agreed alrighty
1:46:27
i think we're done i'm pretty sure um
1:46:32
hell yeah we're looking [ __ ] awesome holy [ __ ] look at us dude we're so hot
1:46:39
oh my god we look like just the most deadly [ __ ]
1:46:45
bad [ __ ] of all time my god make her do the cute dance
1:46:50
or this one hell yeah neil yo what thank you for the
1:46:56
follow thank you so much oh we got a skirt spin in the [ __ ] house skirt spin
1:47:02
for true character skirt spin hey [Music]
1:47:09
yo thank you for the follow my friend whoever just followed i can't read that right now because it's like
1:47:14
my light is behind it's behind my light so i'm like staring directly into the light but thank you so much
1:47:20
yo spin spin what game is that this is lost ark okay spin time in real life as
1:47:26
well real life spin real life spin
1:47:44
spend time almost as hard as you oh i think echo
1:47:49
alrighty yo thank you for the follow so much thank you thank you all right
1:47:55
boom that's it i think we're done shall we oh oh wait we gotta choose voice
1:48:03
wait oh i pressed the plate dude my light is blocking everything right now i can't see [ __ ]
1:48:11
okay you should really cosplay your in-game character dude i agree i think that would be such a good cosplay okay wait
1:48:26
all right i followed my guy yo thank you doomslayer i appreciate it welcome to the stream it's great to have you this reminds me of the first stream i ever
1:48:31
saw with rhinoli back then but the game was final fantasy true yo that's so cool that you remember that m zinker that's
1:48:36
awesome i remember that too that was a fun stream
1:48:44
i love uh i love making characters dude i feel like it makes for such good stream content because you can like ask
1:48:49
people what they think and like we all can make a character together
1:48:55
yeah that's the uh this is the ubu voice
1:49:10
should we have the one it might get kind of annoying
1:49:16
i don't know i don't know which one to do what do you
1:49:22
guys think yeah okay not that one
1:49:29
yeah will i get to play in the next 15 minutes
1:49:35
prediction who knows hmm
1:49:41
if it gets annoying you can just start voicing her true fanboy actually plays games yeah he do
1:49:47
yeah he do okay actually no we gotta do we gotta do uh we can't i don't know if
1:49:52
we can do the uber voice it just sounds weird i think it just it doesn't really fit
1:49:59
like i don't know that one's kind of good
1:50:05
i ah i don't know i like the ooh voice though
1:50:13
i kind of like it okay we're doing the voice [ __ ] it [ __ ] it
1:50:18
because then we can do this even girl name characters take forever
1:50:24
to get ready yeah exactly yo what's good thank you for the follow oh my god i can't freaking read that i'm sorry but
1:50:30
whoever just followed thank you so much i know right
1:50:38
it will let's do dances hey hey hey hey hey hey i gotta learn
1:50:44
these dances bro she is just stacked man you know what's you know what i'm disappointed
1:50:50
bro in the customization there's no boob slider what the heck i mean like i guess the
1:50:55
boobs are already set to max basically so i guess they don't really need one but still
1:51:02
i mean hey small boob representation too you know
1:51:07
can you imagine getting cut down by her while she was yeah i know right
1:51:13
i really i'm the one following just found you from youtube videos then realizes you twitch also yo irv cyauron thank you so much for following dude
1:51:20
it's so great to have you thank you thank you you call that max you have low standards true yeah no
1:51:26
literally unplayable without the bloop slider bro like what the [ __ ] literally i'm refunding this game
1:51:33
just kidding yo hopefully please please
1:51:39
yes yes i got my name i'm so happy
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[ __ ] yes oh that's amazing oh wow they even have [ __ ] one two three four five
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different other character slots let's go dude i'm so [ __ ] pumped that i got my name that's so amazing
1:51:57
yeah boob slider or riot tbh yeah literally literally oh [ __ ] cute dance all right
1:52:04
quick one quick one because i wanna i wanna play there's no music so i'm just gonna do some weird dances to not to the
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no music
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woohoo all righty all righty alrighty
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let's go let's go
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oh yeah qwerty yeah
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yep default mode i think we're all good there let's go
1:52:54
i'm so excited the song is about though yeah it kind of is a bop i agree hi everyone hi rinali what's up lisa how
1:53:00
you doing hey there you go i played within 15 minutes i did it
1:53:07
new place looks nice thanks i'm thinking i really like it oh [ __ ] what's going on listen up oh [ __ ] yeah interesting we
1:53:14
are the delanes the ones born of chaos okay
1:53:21
protectors of our home okay so you're the delanes and the vesta
1:53:26
the line between control and oblivion totally sounds different
1:53:32
you get the missions the others can't handle pogba we handle the traitors
1:53:46
listen to the voice the voice is calling me bro what your last mission was a success
1:53:55
you face down nice darkness living within you hell yeah
1:54:01
love that never backed down we never back down baby hell yeah you overcame
1:54:08
your inner darkness and yesterday
1:54:14
let's go dude that's so palms it's time for a new mission you know
1:54:20
what that means avesta movie trailer voice guy yeah seriously
1:54:27
and find the strength to protect the world oh
1:54:33
hey thank you for the follow my friend oh [ __ ] alrighty
1:54:39
oh [ __ ] damn the graphics in this game are oh and they even have dslr where it's
1:54:45
like blurry in the background this game looks good dude i like it so far all
1:54:50
right let's go over here i guess what's going on whoa whoa this is so cool
1:54:58
wow dude this reminds me of the place in space where like thanos was
1:55:04
where we first saw thanos in the avengers this is what it reminds me of in a world with no boob slider
1:55:15
the arks once saved the world from the demons we need them again
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okay we need the arks guys the tome of prophecy i think the arks might be lost
1:55:27
based on the name of the game we gotta find them destiny bet
1:55:35
i love finding out my destiny bro it's so sick yo purge gaming what's good thank you for the follow-up
1:55:41
thank you so much welcome to the stream oh [ __ ] okay time to choose our advanced
1:55:46
class hmm i love i love the 610 channel points no faith
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in me to actually play the game that's a world i know how to live with
1:55:59
that dude hit puberty 10 times i'm dead okay guys we're here we're
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choosing shadowhunter or deathblade and i think i've made up my mind that i want
1:56:10
to do deathblade because we do three swords at once like how do you even
1:56:16
wield three swords at once shit's crazy bro shadowhunter has those cool back things
1:56:23
basically i did research on the on the classes and i think deathblade is more
1:56:29
conducive to how i want to play like i do a lot of pvp and i think deathblade's good in pvp and shadowhunters not as
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good so yeah i think i'm gonna go with deathblade
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even though the shadow the shadow hunter uh weapons are really sick
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but sword on a cat tail yeah exactly but the shadowhunter swords are really
1:56:52
sick but i think i'm gonna go with deathblade
1:56:57
let's go oh we can do a class tester i can check try them out we'll do that yo jur thank you for the follow thank you
1:57:03
so much we'll try that all right we'll do the class testers
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oh [ __ ] all right so c is basic attack or right click okay
1:57:15
oh so you have a combo damn bro look at my [ __ ] fit holy [ __ ]
1:57:22
i look wait come back i look so [ __ ] sick bro what the [ __ ]
1:57:29
what the [ __ ] the armor and the outfits in this game are so awesome
1:57:35
yo what the [ __ ] is good alright thank you for the follow my friend all right so c is basic attack
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we've got a combo all right so let's try our abilities that's q all right
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that's w that's our e
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oh that was our r that one looked dope all right we got a
1:57:58
all right s pretty sick pretty sick yeah i do class
1:58:04
testers such a sick feature i agree dude this is such a good idea like wow should definitely have this
1:58:09
um holding skills oh you can hold skills oh okay so certain skills you hold them
1:58:16
down and they do different stuff oh that one looked dope
1:58:22
okay and then this is my ultimate ability everyone has an ultimate so let's let's we'll do this one
1:58:28
wait one sec someone said goodnight who said that goodnight y'all all right finistercher mwah have a good night
1:58:34
thanks so much for chilling with us i want to play first person shooters know i could play this true
1:58:39
damn if i'm going to have to get a lost arc right now i actually play it bro you should get it it's [ __ ] it's free it's going to be free to play on the
1:58:45
11th y'all should play with me we can make a guild guys you should all play we can all make it make a guild together
1:58:52
um all right all right all right all right uh what was i gonna do okay so every every class
1:58:57
has ultimate ability this is mine let's see what it looks like
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oh all right i think i had to actually attack someone for it to for it to do something
1:59:08
um all right cool let's um oh we can summon a monster to fight
1:59:14
that's kind of sick oh okay
1:59:19
yeah oh damn this is awesome
1:59:28
holy [ __ ] dude you this game makes you feel so powerful holy [ __ ]
1:59:38
what the [ __ ] bro you're just exploding everyone it's awesome
1:59:48
bro this is crazy okay okay no more monsters no more monsters no more monsters
1:59:55
i'm feeling like my kid my grandma bought me lunchables hell yeah
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all right all right um what am i doing i was gonna try the other class all right let's try the
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other let's try shadowhunter we'll see we'll see what's good with shadowhunter dude class tester is such a good idea oh
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what look at that [ __ ] outfit bro no way
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no way dude that is so sick [ __ ] should i be a shadow hunter
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they're soaked oh my god they're so cool whoa
2:00:35
whoa dude this is nuts the animations in this
2:00:40
game are so good this game feels like so polished that's
2:00:45
like the word i have oh draven old she has draven old that's so
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sick damn [ __ ] bro
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i don't know i don't know who to be
2:01:03
that's so cool all these abilities are really cool
2:01:09
[ __ ] man i'm gonna boss see what happens with the boss
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oh [ __ ] oh
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bosses are stronger oh jeez
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oh ouchy okay all right
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all right guys i think we got to make just make a choice we just got to do it and i think i'm just going to go with
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the one that i chose initially because that's the only way um
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though i could choose but yeah right bro okay [ __ ] i didn't i didn't so many monsters with
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this one let me let me kill some monsters with this one i just killed the boss and i got [ __ ]
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up let me kill some monsters oh that's kind of cool
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i mean it's it's definitely [ __ ] sick dude there was just a couple abilities that i
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saw from the death blade um that was literally uh
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yeah how do you roll how do you roll what is oh once attack is full press z okay wait
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one sec i'm gonna i'm gonna get all this gonna get all this my my meter going oh
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and then i press z whoa [ __ ] and then it's demon mode
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oh that's pretty cool
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that's pretty cool [Music]
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oh my god demon looks kind of sick
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yeah the thing though the thing though i agree with um claudia that uh
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why does mobile have to be approved oh yeah my auto mod i think is kind of cracked for some reason because
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for a while i didn't have any mods so i put my auto mod to be really uh [ __ ]
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strong so that i wouldn't have to deal with trolls but now i think it might be a little too strong okay let's choose
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i'm going with deathblade it's too long it's too long to decide i already made the choice earlier
2:03:35
let's [ __ ] go for it also the outfit is just so sick wait how do i
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do test and then go and test i like the way the massive chart mess
2:03:46
mysteriously vanishes after a few seconds yeah exactly press z on death plate oh yeah right i
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was gonna yeah what happens on what happens when you press z on deathblade okay let's see we'll summon monsters
2:03:58
and check it out we gotta check out the ultimate ability for deathblade sorry i'm taking so long to actually
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play the game guys damn that one's sick though i like i like the acrobatic-ness of like the the
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the shadowhunter one was cool because she like was throwing her blades and [ __ ] but this one's sick because it's
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like acrobatic like you jump in the air and stuff
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like this that one is so cool i love that ability i think that's really cool
2:04:29
this one's a little bit more like i think it might this one might be a little more fun to play i feel like all right let's see what happens when i
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press z all right oh [ __ ] oh we're in trance mode
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all right sick so we just do mad [ __ ] damage i guess in this mode
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yeah oh my god this game looks so planned okay i can't okay i gotta go actually play the game let's go play
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let's go play
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death blade baby let's do it i choose this destiny i choose this destiny
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sorry i know shadowhunter was popular but i just like the abilities of deathblade better for like the fun factor
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yo let's go oh are those my new swords
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are those for me hell yeah let's go alrighty we're off now for now take care everyone alright co-lessons
2:05:36
have a good one thank you for chilling with us already
2:05:41
let's go yeah sorry i i also really liked the aesthetics of the shadowhunter but i
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think the abilities of of this one are a little more fun for me
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oh hello npc may regulus bless the path you've chosen
2:05:57
i love that this game is voice acted that's so nice oh not all of it is just the beginning that's okay though god damn she is
2:06:04
stacked bro everyone in this game has such [ __ ] giant boobs
2:06:10
that's amazing forces of darkness grow ever stronger but take heart much sorry i'll do a girl
2:06:16
voice but take heart my child the future has not yet been decided
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follow your destiny okay i will thanks mom
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thanks mom let's go let's go have fun you will now take your first step in the quest for the ark
2:06:34
let's close of arcasia is in your hands really all mine the light of the world
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must not fall to chaos bet
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sounds good who's that
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[Music]
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oh [ __ ] is that me is that light me
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bro what the [ __ ] is that light what that's not a human
2:07:15
that's like a hobbit where the graphics are amazing yeah they
2:07:20
really are the graphics are really good in this game we playing destiny no we're playing lost
2:07:27
destiny call to us stars of the what now come back you
2:07:33
crazy old man come back you crazy old man bro what the [ __ ] was that creature that
2:07:40
guy was like a hobbit i thought there were only people i didn't know that there were other races
2:07:45
that's funny
2:07:55
look alive scrubs we're here hey who the [ __ ] you calling a scrub bro
2:08:01
the [ __ ] oh my god this is like the final fantasy opening exactly it's literally the same
2:08:07
opening you're just on a ship and you're like and here we are almost to where we're
2:08:13
going oh my god that's so funny hydration check cheers everybody cheers
2:08:24
[Music] hell yeah let's go
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i know i really do not fit in with the rest of those dudes
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so i don't think that was a face tab i think that was actually armor that i got for when i chose being a death blade i'm
2:08:41
pretty sure that's what happened there i think that's like my headpiece armor that that i have right
2:08:49
oh now god what are those dudes are those people those do not look like people so please don't get off just yet
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look like dwarves oh i see
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they can let's okay who the [ __ ] is this weirdo
2:09:09
oh i can walk oh cool oh i'm rp walking
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achievement slower than a turtle yeah literally
2:09:20
hey you come here for a second yeah see it's like a it's not a tat it's
2:09:26
like a little face ornament you know what i mean it's like this it's like these things
2:09:31
you see how it's not like actually on my skin um bro who are these dudes are you guys
2:09:38
people oh my god i love the the graphics in this game are really good the fact
2:09:44
that it blurs the background is so cool it's so cool
2:09:49
dude what are these guys are these humans yo what's up new place hype hell yeah
2:09:55
this is an arpg yeah basically but it's it's also an mmo so it's like wow where there's like tons of other players you
2:10:01
know pvp like raiding dungeons all that [ __ ] um
2:10:09
rough voyage huh you're and you know how sailors are
2:10:15
ain't exactly the most pleasant types well what matters that you arrived here in one piece
2:10:21
so it's time for you to start exploring the land huh beware though landlubbers stab you in
2:10:26
the back anytime yo what the [ __ ] is good doom slayer thank you for the follow as for you
2:10:31
where are you from i've never seen such a weapon it looks pretty decent here take this there's supplies for the
2:10:38
true expedition i don't know how dangerous the mission is supposed to be but i hear the client has invested quite a bit of coin in this
2:10:44
adventure yo what rtd tds thank you for the follow-up contains a special weapon that's
2:10:49
specially crafted by the umar blacksmith so check it out all right hell yeah
2:10:54
why is he from texas i don't know why he's from texas but he is
2:10:59
but he just is hydration
2:11:10
um yeah western rhinoli all right character
2:11:15
equipped gear from the eye panel all right cool
2:11:20
very cool trua adventurer support chest alright
2:11:25
we got a sword cool wait is it am i already getting an upgrade
2:11:32
wait that's actually hilarious i didn't even get to use this sword
2:11:37
i didn't even get to use my first sword and i'm already getting an upgrade that's actually so funny
2:11:43
they're just they're just giving me a dopamine hit they're like hey upgrade oh we gotta fit check real quick
2:11:51
fit check real quick [ __ ] real quick
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there you go check hey first my this is my first time here love your vids yo thank you a rtds
2:12:18
i really appreciate that welcome to the stream it's so good to have you i think that's your pre-order package oh
2:12:24
true okay got it go it got it
2:12:30
okay um say oh wait let's see uh my character profile
2:12:37
we got sacrificial headwear oh yeah see see that's my head that's my headpiece that little thing that little
2:12:44
thing on my forehead is my headpiece okay
2:12:49
i like you you got the right kind of eyes for this job oh he's not texan sorry i'll try and
2:12:55
emulate his voice i like you you got the right kind of eyes for this job all right
2:13:00
you can always tell a quality adventure from some pretender by the ice people of quality are hard to come by
2:13:06
the forgotten land these days actually this team here ain't bad so the treasure payoff must be huge
2:13:12
do you know anything about it nope
2:13:18
gurkha filled me in on the whole deal seems a priest from the sacred order has put out a huge reward to help him find a
2:13:23
hidden treasure in true there was a war fight at this place a while back it was deemed unsafe by the local
2:13:29
authorities but i guess they opened it back up again i always figured anything of value was
2:13:34
destroyed in the war all these fighter types make me wonder if they're if they're if we're not walking into a wait
2:13:40
what was that oh [ __ ] oh
2:13:53
what's good can you bring me some water yeah bro i got you don't worry about it
2:13:59
though this guy sounds so distressed
2:14:04
all right got some fresh water nice from the little drippies cool
2:14:10
there you go boy
2:14:16
yo where you go temptation to go back choose the suckiest weird ass eyes in the whole game see if the end pc complements them
2:14:23
true you know you have adhd i do have adhd it's i'm literally riddled with it i'm
2:14:29
just absolutely just chock full of adhd video game boys acting vlad yes indeed
2:14:40
water sweet water bro water chilled dog you're fine yo nonsense
2:14:46
thank you so much mwah thank you thank you for the gift itself i really appreciate it
2:14:51
so who's downloading playing this game too i hope all of you i hope all of you all of you should come play with me we
2:14:57
can all make a guild together it'd be so sick um yo did it was there a hydration check
2:15:03
that i mixed did i miss hydration check if i did here you go boom
2:15:10
bro this guy needs to chill he's like water like bro calm down you're gonna be fine
2:15:16
yeah that's much better thank you very much i had no idea
2:15:21
seasickness could be this bad dude this guy's name is morpheus how can you have a name like morpheus and be
2:15:27
that much of a little [ __ ] come on bro like why are you that much of a [ __ ] little wuss
2:15:33
like come on you have a badass name like morpheus hydrushin chook
2:15:42
all right i'm good and hydrated now bro like you just made me laugh out loud actually
2:15:49
though like how do you have a name that's that badass and you're this much of a little [ __ ]
2:15:54
i'm glad i was right may i have your name kind adventurer
2:15:59
rhinoli baby oh rhinoli quite a unique name yeah i know i definitely won't forget that one oh
2:16:06
man bro you already know you already know that they put that in the game purely so that
2:16:12
the dude who named his character deeznutz were that so that he would go oh these nuts quite a unique name i
2:16:18
definitely won't forget that one [Laughter] i'm dead
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i'm morpheus a priest of sacria i'm seeking the hidden treasure beneath the ancient city of trua
2:16:31
alright treasure uh it seems you haven't heard from gurkha allow me to fill you in on the
2:16:36
details archaeological data deciphered from the church is revealed that this land contains the last resources or last
2:16:42
treasures of the prophet the news has resulted in many adventures joining the hunt though nothing has been found yet
2:16:49
you already got a simp yeah literally this guy isn't the first simp
2:16:55
yeah i know dude i'm very hydrated at this point i am fully hydrated
2:17:01
more and more people are hearing about a land of golden opportunity which means the church had to act fast if i wanted to find the treasure bro classic the
2:17:07
church come on bro what do you mean that what is the church doing here classic
2:17:14
church trying to like steal artifacts from somewhere else and then put them in their church and call them theirs
2:17:20
the church decided to hire many skilled adventurers who suppose it's laid on their behalf okay so crusaders
2:17:25
they also decided to send priests such as myself to oversee things oh so missionaries i didn't think i would be selected for such a dangerous job but
2:17:32
ah look that one over there is gurkha who leads the expedition yeah bro i just [ __ ] talked to him oh
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no i didn't gather around who's gurkha is this gurkha
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oh this is gerco what's good get moving bro chill i'm here
2:17:53
this guy's so pressed morpheus welcome to the real yeah
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i'm the captain of the trua expedition call me gurka okay
2:18:09
i'm sure you're all aware but true was an ancient city destroyed by the war long ago we have only one mission in this cursed
2:18:15
land it is to find the treasure wait sorry i gotta do his voice yo sidney rose what's
2:18:20
good thank you thank you for joining the stream it's great to have you is to find the treasure requested by the priests by
2:18:26
following the clues left behind in ancient city dude i don't know why i just resort to a southern accent whenever i do
2:18:32
like a deeper voice all of you are expandable if you do
2:18:37
anything foolish or cause trouble i would not hesitate to leave you behind these are the maps made by the advance
2:18:43
party press tab and map anytime all right
2:18:48
check the map as often as you can alright cool [Music]
2:18:54
we got our map sweet the advanced party that came first said
2:19:00
they had finished exploring the area but there was nothing to gain
2:19:05
i was just about to say yeah this guy needs a pirate dude pirate that's like a scottish i guess right
2:19:12
the advanced party that came first said they had how
2:19:18
how are you how do you talk like a pirate i don't i don't really know can i have a weird scottish accent
2:19:25
um but there were but there was nothing to gain how useless
2:19:31
starting today we're gonna we're going to explore the deeper regions of this land
2:19:37
and i must warn you if you don't report any treasures or suspicious clues you find
2:19:42
you'll be in deep hold on that overwhelming scent some sort of creature is near beyond god
2:19:51
[ __ ] what's going on you got me wrong oh yeah i'm glad ramen
2:19:57
time i may be back later all right sounds good blue have a good one
2:20:05
oh [ __ ] bro oh my god what the [ __ ] is happening
2:20:11
how how is this so sudden wake up and grab your weapons let's go
2:20:16
we get to fight we get to fight some trolls we'd love to play with you on a stream
2:20:22
one day yeah dude let's download the game and we can all play together we get to fight let's go
2:20:31
oh [ __ ] get wrecked dude the the
2:20:37
giblets in this game or whatever you call them the like the gore and guts is great the blood and guts
2:20:44
ah die oh i love that ability that one is so
2:20:51
fun correct
2:21:03
destroyed ah big [ __ ] damage baby big [ __ ]
2:21:10
damage big [ __ ] damage oh dude this game is so satisfying holy
2:21:18
[ __ ] everything about you is my aesthetic oh that's cute you're controlled literally dude ah
2:21:24
they're getting trolled i'm dead
2:21:29
what's good waste of energy what a waste of energy i need to hear about the roots of
2:21:35
approach from the events parties investigation we'll have to hurry to find it ourselves
2:21:40
only those who are not seriously injured will be treated and go together a priest you can do that can't you
2:21:49
oh my god we gotta talk to the little [ __ ] are quite terrifying please
2:21:54
put down the knife put down the knife
2:22:00
bro why is this guy so scared this guy does not belong here anyways goodnight y'all all right all right
2:22:05
thanks so much for chilling here pirate speak is not historical that came from a 1950s movie actual pirates spoke like
2:22:11
anyone else interesting yeah we're right yeah like english people or irish people
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um okay well i guess there was lots of different types of pirates but the remote i guess
2:22:21
they were for in during the golden age of piracy i guess there was lots of english and spanish pirates okay
2:22:28
[Music] i came here on the condition wait sorry i have to do the little [ __ ] voice i
2:22:34
came here on the condition that i would not be a burden so i've got to do my job too right but i could use a little help will you
2:22:41
give me a hand yeah bro i got your dumbass let someone else tend
2:22:46
to the priest we should be searching the okay
2:22:52
um search the surroundings oh [ __ ] i'm hungry
2:22:59
okay i might have to end the stream kind of soon damn we've been going for a good bit um
2:23:05
nah let's do it let's play a little more i'm having too much fun let's play a little more before i gotta eat yeah what's good
2:23:11
what's up bro oh i got you i got you thank you it's not a
2:23:17
serious injury i got you bro that's good who else needs it
2:23:24
check who's that
2:23:32
all right troll attack okay moving along the river presume there's a road we got to cross the river
2:23:39
search up and down the riverbanks we took some time make a small probe test the raft all right
2:23:47
yeah whatever this is boring um wait who else needs help
2:23:58
tent was burned during the raid okay in the treasure when are we even gonna find the treasure
2:24:04
what the [ __ ] why did you just talk like that what the [ __ ] when are you even gonna [ __ ]
2:24:10
find this treasure like oh god
2:24:23
why is the room gone she said i burned it you burned it no
2:24:29
i think it's already too late for these people and the danger is not yet passed if we don't prepare for what comes next we'll lose our lives just like them
2:24:36
right now this is an hp potion i brought from the order oh use it when you're a danger all right bro thanks appreciate it if you run out of hp you won't be
2:24:42
able to continue your adventure yo [ __ ] i can't read that what does that say say say you're [ __ ] something i
2:24:48
carry because my lights in front of it thank you for the follow i appreciate it
2:24:53
i love giving free girls voices to everyone
2:24:58
no i only do it for rp purposes only okay god
2:25:04
if you run out of hp you won't be able to continue your adventure yeah you think bro say my first video game god damn
2:25:11
all right cool i already gave some the potion
2:25:17
all right the treasure is important but making it
2:25:22
out alive is what truly matters make good use of that potion that potion bro like he literally sounds
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like he's about to cry at all times he's like he's like literally
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on the verge of tears you definitely have definitely a potential based on how you look down
2:25:39
those trolls without breaking sweat this is a pretty great combat skills using rhinelli thanks bro
2:25:45
combat skills yes there's special skills that adventures during combat yeah bro i got it we don't need this keep things fresh
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by checking what's available in your combat window oh you can change them out oh interesting you know how to manage your combat
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skills right um i'll figure it out i don't give a [ __ ]
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before you start the expedition your combat skills and think about which skills are best for situation okay
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sounds good that's kind of interesting you don't have access to all your skills at all
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times like you have to choose i kind of like that that's cool because it gives you more even more customization of like your class and [ __ ]
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um wait you played a video game before no way
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holy [ __ ] yo happy trails what's good thank you so much for chilling being machine morpheus is a wimp yeah
2:26:31
seriously dude morpheus is a little scrub you never know what's going to happen so it's best to prepare for the
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worst okay dude i feel exhausted exploration hasn't even started at least kirk is very passionate
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in full greed yeah i heard gurkhas good explorer so we'll find a way to old city soon right yeah bro don't worry about it
2:26:47
i got your back i won't let you die wimpy ass mans i don't know if we'll actually find treasure worth as much as gherkins
2:26:53
dreams none of the information we have mentioned is true value it could be something extremely dangerous or it could be an ordinary rock or maybe it
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could have something to do with the arcs the arks what are the arks fabled artifacts of great power most people
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believe they are a myth but the church takes the ark very seriously this is a secret but
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we're going to guess the prophet's treasure we're going to have the clue cl we're guessing the prophet's treasure we're looking for may have a clue to the
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ark oh i think i found something over there what do you mean you found something
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you were just talking to me gather up we are going to break through the barrier and advance
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okay yeah yeah yeah
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let's go hop on we're going down the river
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hop on hop on your back what you gonna give me give me a piggy back oh no we're getting on the raft oh
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[Music] yo thank you for 100 bits acid thank you so much all right have fun playing some
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more be happy and healthy everyone thank you so much acid protected by the gods all right
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between protected by the gods we should be careful probably that's probably a good idea
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oh these giant statues were built in the image of the gods
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okay cool damn dude the graphics in this game are super good regulus himself looks so
2:28:29
awesome the ever burning light of creation dude why do i feel like this guy's a bad
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guy like he's almost too wimpy you know what i mean contains great power
2:28:45
the power to create like he's kind of too obsessed with power
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just i've been loki fangirling all stream you're amazing oh entropy thank you so much
2:28:57
we could figure out its location bro look at him i swear that guy's a bad
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guy gay priest wimps aren't necessarily bad people yeah
2:29:07
i know you're right but when they're this performative about it something seems off
2:29:13
like something seems strange with this dude he just looks weird yeah he has evil eyes exactly and he's like two like
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oh i'm oh i'm just a wimp like that's what he wants you to think bro i swear i
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mean i'm probably wrong i'm probably totally wrong but that would be crazy if that was the case
2:29:32
damn bro the graphics are awesome i love this game so far it's so much fun
2:29:37
this place it doesn't seem normal okay bro like can you stop like why do
2:29:44
you always talk like that follow me and watch your step oh i'm dead
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save the time you've just killed him now
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or maybe he's not a bad guy he's just actually really really powerful and he's like not letting us know the
2:30:06
trolls again we have some [ __ ] from the trolls oh space is a dodge okay that's sick
2:30:13
oh [ __ ] i just got dirted
2:30:19
okay so space is a dodge this is going to take some getting used to
2:30:30
yeah oh god this the game is really satisfying like
2:30:35
destroying these dudes feels so good is there any greg from dairy but with the kids it's true
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oh [ __ ] die
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oh it's just me bro it's just me alright that's cool that's cool i guess
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nice i believe you destroyed the bridge well what about the others trapped on the other side
2:31:08
bro they just destroyed the bridge did you have a death wish are you kidding me bro
2:31:17
gonna head out first time joining the stream aside from anymore all right orion so thank you so much for chilling it was great to have you have a good one
2:31:23
and mythology morpheus is a god of sleep interesting i'm glad you're okay oh my god i can't stand this guy's
2:31:30
[ __ ] voice dude like shut up okay guys i actually think i'm gonna
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uh pause it for now and then we'll continue this story uh next stream on friday
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but i uh i'm gonna go eat some food i'm really hungry i think it's just i think at this
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point my brain has stopped functioning stab dude first then possibly
2:31:55
um okay let's uh well maybe we'll finish this little quest i feel like it'll be over soon decision to save everyone
2:32:04
made out alive didn't you as for you you were faster than i thought you'd be you dude this guy literally just tried to kill us he would
2:32:10
have just destroyed the bridge what the [ __ ] don't get too cocky it's not over yet
2:32:15
any casualties none good should we continue yeah let's go for it bro this guy's a douche this seems like
2:32:21
the entrance to the city i'm afraid you should be able to play two hell yeah let's go okay now yeah
2:32:26
we're not ending quite yet quite yet i'm having too much fun i want to see what's going on in here
2:32:34
there are letters written on it all right hey priest what does it say
2:32:43
when in doubt blow it up blow it up i want to drop in really quickly have a wonderful day
2:32:49
everyone thanks ivy cats have a wonderful day as well now yeah i'm gonna finish this little prologue and then and
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then we'll end the stream neil bring me the demo equipment give it to rhino here listen right now set this
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up with the cracker over there and run like hell you're the fastest one here so you have the best chat bro this guy this
2:33:05
guy he said stay back and defend everyone while we escape oh you're the fastest one so you have to do the
2:33:10
explosives like man don't you do anything by yourself god damn run as fast as you can once you set it
2:33:17
up all right give me the bomb that thing goes off fast i hope nothing
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goes wrong [ __ ] i feel like i'm gonna get exploded get ready to run
2:33:29
ah run away okay i'm good
2:33:35
it's a tutorial npc is never doing anything yeah that's fair ancient magic
2:33:41
an ancient magic what oh because the bomb didn't destroy it damn
2:33:49
why did i just walk backwards is there another way just
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not their way before i start crying whoa
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speak friend and enter right am i right guys am i right
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whoa it's cause i'm the chosen one right something like that
2:34:20
oh wow it's open sweet
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i did it what just happened did you open the
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entrance to the collapsed room lights appeared and opened the door i don't know lights i didn't see anything neither did anyone else oh [ __ ] only i
2:34:38
only i [ __ ] saw that i'm not sure what happened but something strange is going on here faintly written letters on the door i
2:34:44
couldn't read it precisely but i talked about waiting for a chosen one i wonder who that might be
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[Music] i wonder who that might be wait what are we predicting right now
2:34:55
when i finish the prologue in the next 30 minutes get better get a move on oh wait sorry
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we better get a move on [Music] father morphy
2:35:08
hey cap i don't think we'd be getting anything out of this what that fool priest i came all the way here
2:35:15
and we found nothing there's nothing here kill you sure there was an old city here no city no treasures nothing but
2:35:22
dead ends every time are we even going to get paid or is is not real like everything else
2:35:27
or is that not real father morpheus more like daddy more compensated
2:35:36
whoa oops calm down you'll be well compensated okay
2:35:42
look around the edge of the cliff what's good over here ooh something's in the air oh what is that
2:35:50
bro why does he sound like that it's actually hilarious
2:35:55
i love daddy morpheus
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okay
2:36:09
wow it revealed it to us wow wow
2:36:15
wow
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we're here all alone we're gonna be rich we are gonna be rich
2:36:30
i have a bad feeling about that yo tia thank you for the farlow thank you so much
2:36:36
i really appreciate that welcome to the stream all righty
2:36:42
let's see what's going on here i think the treasure is over there
2:36:48
all right cool hey wait for me wait for me
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[Music] all right why isn't it opening neil get me the explosives already used up all
2:37:02
the strong ones you get me the explosives like bro they didn't work last time were the voice actors getting
2:37:08
regular recordings no seriously dude that's literally what [ __ ] this guy
2:37:15
morpheus sounds like he sounds like he's like about to [ __ ] come or a cry one of those two things secret
2:37:21
device that could open the shrine somewhere let's find it together let's find it together
2:37:30
okay hmm i think it's over here where the big one is what do you guys think
2:37:37
you guys think i'm on the right track there yeah sitting explosive on a bridge yeah that seems like a bad idea
2:37:44
secret device nearby okay that's weird all right
2:37:50
did that help wait oh i got it sorry
2:37:55
preemptive
2:38:01
what's going on here manipulate
2:38:07
oh whoa something's happening to the obelisk
2:38:12
whoa look at the little lights well the lights are [ __ ] having it doing a thing
2:38:18
they're doing a thing whoa
2:38:26
the emperors are resonating what the heck is an emperor rookie has found a way now he finds a large throbbing red
2:38:32
pillar pet morpheus is the bbg i'm dead i don't know what that stands
2:38:38
for hurry open it go on
2:38:43
oh am i opening it i got you i got you with my chosen oneness
2:38:50
my chosen one powers all righty
2:38:55
let's get some treasure baby let's get some treasure
2:39:02
i can't wait okay oh man look at my booty look at that swanging booty
2:39:16
[Laughter]
2:39:22
what the heck everyone's sprinting towards it stop you greedy fools look outside
2:39:31
uh-oh what's happening what's happening i got some
2:39:36
sway that's why they let you open the door yeah literally
2:39:42
they just wanted to see my big badonkadonk demons are coming [ __ ]
2:39:51
get [ __ ] get [ __ ]
2:40:05
bro this [ __ ] is so satisfying to play it's just like ah
2:40:10
it's just chaos but every ability hits so hard and feels so like heavy
2:40:16
it's so awesome oh dodge that real quick you all see that that was prime
2:40:28
dude this [ __ ] is so satisfying you feel like such a god i love rpgs on me too screw this
2:40:35
let's grab her we can screw the contract let's grab what we can that wasn't the deal hmm
2:40:41
the guy with the sword makes the rules kid yeah whatever bro
2:40:47
i'm feeling stone it looks valuable i feel like that dude's not long for this world he's too he's too confident
2:40:56
yeah something's gonna happen bro what is with this guy's look at dude he looks so evil and then
2:41:02
he sounds like that
2:41:07
yep that adds up that adds up you [ __ ] idiots
2:41:17
oh [ __ ] stop it's a trap stop it's a trap
2:41:25
help me help him oh [ __ ] it's a choice
2:41:31
save or run away you know what buddy you leave me to die you get left to die
2:41:37
[ __ ] you [ __ ] i'm about back up with my big ass and leave you to die please
2:41:44
nope sorry buddy this is the price of greed totally
2:41:54
yeah buddy there's nothing i could have done to help you sorry dog that backwards strut i know
2:42:00
why did she do that it's so funny the backwards walk is so funny dude
2:42:09
yeah what the [ __ ] why did we just bomb that thing that seems like a weird idea
2:42:18
was that necessarily the right call guys i don't know where does this road lead to where does this portal what do you
2:42:24
mean road is a portal bro it's not a road there's just two of us now i knew you were gonna
2:42:32
be the last one standing i know this sounds i know this sounds crazy but i keep thinking that we're being watched dangerous traps demon
2:42:39
attacks ain't even a human greed i have no idea what we're getting ourselves into now bro just hop in the portal just
2:42:45
blonde yeah literally just kick him down like the spot
2:42:52
i'm looking forward to finding out more i hope we can make it to the end together right now okay buddy yeah sure
2:42:58
whatever you say all right let's [ __ ] jump in
2:43:03
jumping in i love this just no clue of what we're doing
2:43:09
just [ __ ] jump in oh hello
2:43:14
okay i want to take off the face ornament i'm gonna hide it because it doesn't look good with my makeup
2:43:20
whoa okay very cool very cool
2:43:27
oh my god i love the way i strut dude i just strut so hard
2:43:32
it's because it's because my character knows she's [ __ ] hot yo what's good timeless thank you so much for the
2:43:38
follow wow thank you for the [ __ ] you're welcome to the stream i mean thank you so much
2:43:43
which way should we take um [Music] probably the only way that's available you [ __ ] idiot
2:43:50
this guy's so annoying whoa [ __ ]
2:43:56
what the [ __ ] oh
2:44:02
are
2:44:12
why does he sound like that dude [ __ ] here
2:44:20
what the [ __ ]
2:44:30
all right walked across there jump across there i like this little
2:44:36
light thingy that's helping me oh my god i just jumped like 20 feet that was insane over here i found it
2:44:47
shut up dude this guy's so annoying
2:44:54
let's [ __ ] go this is sparta oh [ __ ] what is that i finally found it
2:45:02
i finally found it bro where even are we
2:45:10
what's this oh that seems bad
2:45:16
bro what the [ __ ]
2:45:25
bro he just got [ __ ] up oh [ __ ]
2:45:33
oh oh oh that ability hurts i think
2:45:38
oh it's pretty oh wait i'm not there yet sorry almost there oh i just got dirted bro i'm bad at
2:45:45
dodging
2:45:50
z mode let's go ah crazy damage crazy damage
2:46:03
yeah oh i'm getting dirted oh
2:46:09
ouch i'll use my elf potion oh yeah there we go
2:46:16
oh bro this guy is [ __ ] scary oh i dodged that that was good dodge
2:46:22
that was good dodge that's good josh oh i didn't dodge that though [ __ ]
2:46:29
dodge dodge
2:46:36
oh let me get out of here ouch
2:46:42
yeah oh i'm bad ouch
2:46:48
dude this game is kind of hard to fight the big guys without getting hit i'm not good at dodging yet
2:47:03
got him finally big damage looks like elder scroll true it did look like an elder scroll enemy
2:47:10
that was kind of a hard fight oh baby what's going on here
2:47:18
[Music] what the [ __ ] oh it's a scroll
2:47:26
with weird nordic lettering okay
2:47:33
dude the effects and the animations in this game are so [ __ ] good when the light of destiny back to
2:47:39
narrator man end of the world back to movie trailer guy
2:47:46
whoa who is that i want to be heard the winged watcher shows the way
2:47:52
to the light through the light crazy creation all right
2:47:58
what the [ __ ] when the chaos of the abyss opens its
2:48:03
eyes once again okay
2:48:09
you will follow the pride of lions
2:48:15
i love how vague this is it's like i have no idea what you're talking about you just said the most like vague
2:48:21
ambiguous things and the moon and you will join the lions
2:48:27
and your destiny and the chaos
2:48:33
let's go let's go
2:48:42
damn bro oh you're good i thought he died i thought he just got yoded and just
2:48:48
died are you all right yeah bro i'm good i can't believe you defeated that huge
2:48:54
monster i knew you were talented yeah bro that monster was like nothing i've ever seen so ancient and powerful must
2:48:59
have been a guardian protecting the prophet's treasure for sure for sure it reads like a horoscope written by
2:49:05
stoner true [Laughter] that's so true so what was the pro
2:49:11
what was the promised cheshire what was the prophet's treasure was the story about the ark yeah bro prophecy
2:49:18
was about alliance pride i see the only pride i know of is a
2:49:23
place called pride home all right on the outskirts of rethramus protected by the sacred order there's a small town called
2:49:28
pride home okay perhaps that is the path you need to take sounds good
2:49:35
that's kid duck dodge dip dive and dodge yeah true rhinoli thanks to you i've learned a lot
2:49:40
okay that's good i didn't think i was teaching you anything but all right the prophet's treasurer was waiting for you all along
2:49:47
oh yeah i'm the chosen one you already know to deliver the prophecy of new beginning of light
2:49:52
totally i believe this is where we part ways damn bro our whole party died
2:49:58
[ __ ] it's kind of sad we will meet again
2:50:04
you're such a bad guy dude the way he just said that
2:50:09
no one other than bad guys says we'll meet again bro
2:50:15
yes the music is changing we have a destiny i knew he was bad
2:50:22
i knew he was bad bro i [ __ ] knew it i [ __ ] knew it was
2:50:28
bad look at that evil bird i knew it look at that evil bird on this [ __ ]
2:50:34
guy's head on his eyes shoulders i [ __ ] knew you were oh my god i knew
2:50:41
it bro what the [ __ ]
2:50:51
bro he just chattified himself he went from the biggest wimp ever to a
2:50:56
chat a giga chad we can't he used he used chad jutsu
2:51:03
chad chad clone jutsu bro what the [ __ ]
2:51:08
i [ __ ] knew he was a bad guy he's not bad he's just unmisunderstood okay word
2:51:13
maybe he's nice that's fair that's fair he just looked hella bad oh bro
2:51:19
holy [ __ ] i [ __ ] i knew he wasn't just a wimp though i knew he was being way too wimpy dude i
2:51:26
was like there's no way you're this [ __ ] performative about this oh i'd [ __ ] do it oh that's so satisfying
2:51:33
okay sick well okay but maybe he's not a bad guy but he's at least not a [ __ ] wimp he's at least a chad
2:51:40
okay sick oh i'm level 10 already wow hell yeah i feel like
2:51:45
do you start at level 10 i feel like i didn't level up all right
2:51:51
all right y'all mwah i knew it yes i [ __ ] knew it dude
2:51:58
i love you all so much thank you guys so much for chilling with me today hold on let me let me get out and put on some
2:52:04
outro music etc etc wow that was really fun dude i'm super
2:52:09
excited to play this game i'm super excited i think it's going gonna be a lot of fun and you guys should all play
2:52:15
too because it's gonna be free it's free on the 11th to play so
2:52:20
we can all make a guild and we can hang out and we can [ __ ] slash [ __ ] up together be fun it would be very fun
2:52:26
okay wait let me get some little outro music real quick real quick real quick
2:52:40
okay okay
2:52:45
[Music] normally this is my intro music but now it's gonna be the outro music all right y'all
2:52:51
thank you so much for hanging with me today i had so much fun dude in my new place i'm so happy to be streaming for
2:52:58
my new place i have all this room i have all this space [Music]
2:53:07
and i'm by myself and i'm so excited i'm so happy i'm so [ __ ] happy all right
2:53:12
y'all thank you so much for hanging with me today i had so much fun spinning and we're gonna do cooking streams and
2:53:17
horror streams very soon because i got the oh i got you know the place all to myself so i can scream and cry in the
2:53:23
corner and no one's gonna get mad at me and i can cook and i can chef it up in the kitchen and no one's gonna get mad
2:53:28
at me for making a mess and it's gonna be great and i'm so happy for the next chapter of our [ __ ] community the
2:53:36
rhine nation baby let's go i love y'all one one one one
2:53:42
one get out there follow your dreams be yourself wear what you wanna wear be who
2:53:48
you wanna be do what you wanna do and don't give a [ __ ] about what anyone else
2:53:53
says about it you heard me you hurt good all right y'all mwah
2:54:00
much love much love have a good night day morning whatever you are in the
2:54:05
world [Music]