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hi it's me it's your boy it's me a surprise stream
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well i have bad news my bezos boxed you manly man
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that was pretty good hey boys sorry i know this is a bit of like a uh an impromptu stream but i i have news i
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have a bad thing is this copyrighted uh probably who knows we don't know i have no idea anyway boys
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i have bad news don't worry about the axe i don't know why hold on don't worry
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about the axe okay there we go just to make that known
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there we go don't worry about the x do not worry about the x
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do not concern yourself with the axe anyway um no i have bad news um
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so listen let me on the schedule right now it says
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it's gone it says it's bimbo month you guys you raised ten thousand dollars i
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just want you guys guys give yourself a round of applause you read ten thousand dollars round of applause for you guys
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hold on everyone everyone round of applause for you good job good job for
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you guys now listen uh
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i can explain i can explain
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so [Music]
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i can explain it's fine it's okay listen listen listen listen okay so here's the thing
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um i woke up to an interesting text this morning
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um so guy clothes go back in box
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so let me let me talk to you for a minute let me quickly prep um
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now i woke up to a text this morning some of you where's the woman listen some of you
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may know this stream was gonna be uh me getting my eyelashes done with millie
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so millie died no okay millie but millie does millie caught covert i got a text the millie caught covered she's fine
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don't worry but uh [ __ ] thanks for the 12 months up 12 what the [ __ ] 12 gifted subs thank you chris um so milly got
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covered and i don't want it so uh
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what i don't know what i i guys why are you saying oh milly this is about me
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what the [ __ ] why aren't you guys like more sad about me thing i don't buddy
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she just got a little bit of covered i have to wait a few days to to get my to get my eyelashes done
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what the [ __ ] i don't know why you guys are so mean to me anyway you're so not you're why don't
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you think about me sometimes chat huh anyway um
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so here's the thing um we're gonna need to delay the moment
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we've got to do it i'm sorry hamster strikes again uh buddy i i contr dude i
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hired someone i hired an infectious person to cough into milly's mouth it was all a [ __ ] it was all a scam
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just so i could have a couple days before the start of this but i want you to think about something right only one
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month to two years i want you to think oh my god jesus christ twenty [ __ ] three twelve
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gifted twelve by two um
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i want you to think about something uh the current schedule for governments
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the current schedule person reading this message if i did it today i wouldn't be in the
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goal month uh for my birthday thus no uh birthday so
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shut up stuff um so here's the thing i i found someone new
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i found someone new to get the eyelashes done on thursday which is pretty good that is three days away right tomorrow i
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get a little patch test to make sure the substance she's using isn't gonna burn through my skin and melt my eyes uh or
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that i'm allergic to it more likely but anyway that's uh what i'm doing tomorrow um and the eyelashes will come on
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thursday so that is when bimbo month for my birthday begins i did get
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my nails done seriousness i hope she'll feel better soon yes me too because then
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she'll be able to do uh work for me then she can be part of my labor force okay look i got my nails
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done do you think they're girly i joined their body when i when i scheduled all this [ __ ] i thought it was going to be
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happening today that's why i got [ __ ] bright pink nails i thought it's not like i i got scam too
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bud anyway
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millie scammed us not enough glitter there are flowers and shiny gold on it though i mean come on that's not bad
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it's pretty solid imagine not being able to be a woman because you can't get fake lashes i know i mean i'm just stuck in
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this [ __ ]
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why did it look like that why did it why does it look why does it look like an apple got stuck in there or some [ __ ] why isn't it not like big like the
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people in the movies what the [ __ ] anyway um 19 months here and very manly pink
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nails for a manly man yeah [Music]
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well okay did you really brush your hair
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yeah it's be i'm i brushed it look see i got my hip [ __ ] i got my
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hairbrush it's not really good anyway so it starts on thursday that's the bad news the good news is you get some epic
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content do you wanna know what it is you don't know what it is
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just use magnetic clashes shut up you wanna know what it is i don't wanna listen to you do you wanna know what it is
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we wait today me and you get to look through my knife
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collection
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or for four hours this is what it sounds like when doves
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cry hope millie feels better soon
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filler no this is the content i'm leaving don't leave don't leave
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i have a surprise now listen because i knew that that would make some of you mad
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the dummies i knew that would make some of you mad and honestly this highlights video that
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you're watching youtube chat say hi youtube it's gonna be way
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way less view duration if i don't if i don't do a little bit of feminine [ __ ]
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i saw the numbers on how many people watched that [ __ ] woodcutting stream i saw it not the contest i saw them
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absolutely spike when i put on some titties
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look put a thought oh [ __ ] hell listen it starts it is it just i gave you the wrong date that's it it's still
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the same amount of time this is so far a really good bimbo stream can't wait for more
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archangel what the [ __ ] do i do by the way about that you've given me a hundred dollars and i i feel so indebted every
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single [ __ ] time anyway bro get a job seven months already dad get the [ __ ] out of my chat i swear
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to god i told you not to watch these anymore please okay
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all is redeemed with easter bunny girl stream or else
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i'm definitely going to do that just spoiler warning i'm definitely going to do that when it's the 17th right
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oh bro imagine i get like 13 months left should get like a proper one instead of like the one i have proper ones i should get anyway
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i'm sorry i'm distracting you um let me tell you so is the tuck happening on your first
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girly stream too what about the box or are you scamming those starve
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i will enlighten you listen okay
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because i know this is gonna make it would have made some of you mad here's what i'm gonna do instead i
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considering i am a guy and i will not put on my giant big double d cup titties
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for bimbo month i feel like i should embrace the fact that i'm a guy
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it's gonna be fanboy hours i want to do a proper femme boy look okay
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no titties all man all boy all
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hairy muscular man that's me i found i found a chest hair today
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isn't that crazy two even i found two chest there's literally two
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i'm not even kidding i can point them out one of them is here one of them's there like oh no yeah around there like right
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there there's two there was two two chesters they're not like big they're not like like dark [ __ ] but there was
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their hair they're like light light like their [ __ ] light blonde hair but like they're a solid that big
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like look at that like that big the distance in the nails like it's getting there it's getting there
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i'm gonna uh i don't know dude i'm thinking lumberjack might suit me
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anyway step one bob's step two alk zero whole step three colon prof
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bob's alcohol profit great [ __ ] oh yeah yeah that's a good idea i
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best shave them best pluck them out bro okay look i am gonna review the knives
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i've wanted to do that for so long but here's what i'll do first i'm gonna do makeup you can tell because
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the sponge is gone from the background where it used to be let's go real fanboy hours exactly i
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wanted to i i figured that uh i keep seeing posts like uh i keep
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seeing these posts right where they were where they were basically saying like oh man i miss finn with short hair the
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fanboy looks are really sick i saw some posts like that on reddit i want to try it again because i
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realized i haven't done one in ages so i figured it's [ __ ] time
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um drink stream no because i am only slightly hungover i
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hang out i hung out with pyro and marisa for a last day so marie goblin's gone
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so watch this uh uh germans suck uh
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their football team is bad and garbage and no one will come in to try and murder me see look at that
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isn't that crazy she's [ __ ] gone she's in germany now
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dude
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that's the only thing i know in german there's a anyway
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do you want to see or i don't know a little bit more in german hold on uh uh
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my uh baby cats at ears ah look at that anyway i'm doing i'm i'm
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this is gonna happen the only thing with this that annoys me is the
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this is what okay look every time i have look every time i wear these the reason i don't wear them all the time is
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because listen i can't move an inch without it [ __ ] this is right this is in my ear all the
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time i hate it dude it's so [ __ ] like it's so disrupting
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hey f1n i got you an early b day gift it's the pdf in your discord stream talk
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i'm very glad you're back and i'm saying a prayer for ms milly to get well soon
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yes pdf did you see the response by matt's is stacked on twitter
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she gonna send you huge bobs huh who's that i don't know who that is
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no who is it hold on that you say it like it's someone like really important
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uh no dude by the way [ __ ] what the [ __ ] i
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gotta do this [ __ ] more but this [ __ ] got 66 000 likes [ __ ] at the 1.5 000
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retweets bro what the hell this shit's crazy like schlatt messaged me he was like tell me how the [ __ ] you
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did that minks replied to this [ __ ] just saying bark woof woof like bro
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also yeah i have no idea who who you're on about um i have no idea i'm doing too many
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things at once i got nothing bob's done in the first hour due to pressure easy money no [ __ ] not
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gonna happen it won't happen hold on i wanna see the stream talk thing that you guys are on about one year pogba pogba pogba f1 nn5t les
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gangues nn5t peg champ what the [ __ ] is this hold on
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what the [ __ ] is this lady of glenn
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glencoe what the [ __ ] is this highland title oh no is it one of these
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[ __ ] uh like lordship thing oh my god i get it
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wait a second this contracts for the sale in respect uh is something like this some it's the sale of some land
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made on the 9th of april that's [ __ ] two days ago okay
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lady rose elizabeth evergreen now exists as a human being as a person
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i get this this has got to be [ __ ] surely you had to submit like a license or something or is it just now that like
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i have the ability to ask people to write down uh lady on any like official
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envelopes i get sent now that's pretty sick there's like look
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a lady hereby covents the highland title of the lady what the [ __ ] this is sick
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thank you for the five goodness what the [ __ ] lady not lord yeah i know but it's still it's still cool i would
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have liked lord better wait what is this i want how big is the plot i want
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to know how big the plot of land is like
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can i go there and build some [ __ ] on it it's got an address
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can i go and like build some [ __ ] on this like probably like one one foot
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one meter by one meter is a lot in the uk body that they're not going to give you that much land how much is it
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it's realistically like like that much land because that's technically possible to sell that right
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the lady tips fedora you don't have a right to access the plot oh that's [ __ ] oh it says one foot
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by one foot look one foot by one foot that's
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okay that's not bad um how big is a foot
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hold on i can figure this out i always know how big one foot is i can tell by like how many hands so
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six months pogo i'd say it's like that big yeah that'd do it
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yeah yeah yeah one foot that's that's pretty big that's all right i could i could stand
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in that area
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anyway i reckon it's time to do it i reckon it's time to do a bit of um
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making me look good what do you think chat
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you get a literal closet you can stand in closet what the [ __ ] that's an interesting choice of wording uh i want
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to still be able to see chat okay [ __ ] it i'm just gonna go from here
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i can't do that i sent you a creation via discord could you please play it and
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see if chat will help me finish it these are and as always i wrote it just for you these are a lot of presents that i'm
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getting it's not even my birthday why are you guys not waiting until my birthday let's see
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haunted disco
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i don't like it
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i'm such an idiot i don't like garage fit marisa would [ __ ] love this though
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i don't know it's kind of neat the i know always he did say it's a bit noisy in the beginning
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but i don't know i don't like rock anyway maybe it's a one foot by one foot square of land on the nature
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conservatory in scotland they do gatherings or some such but it's all done in fun oh hell yeah
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a bunch of lords and [ __ ] lords and ladies and [ __ ] something else lords and ladies
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and what else can you be you can be a bunch of [ __ ] right like if you've got land i own land i don't land
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[ __ ] what the [ __ ] i already own land i own land
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i own where i'm standing right now i own this land i could be i could have been a lord all
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along just a little lady all laid there's one lad
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what the [ __ ] does laird mean i know there's master oh i know i would like okay when you're like a kid or something you're called
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master right like because that's how people address you or is it just like um
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i think like women only get like miss like you're just miss forever but men have like a three-stage thing or
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something right led is lord
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mistress oh d jo you don't get called mistress do you i guess so but then unlike a letter like i used to get like
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master master my real name in like you know master jude in letters you know like sent by someone
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dude there's some there's some there's some cool [ __ ] like i have been called i'll say i called it from um
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btw meds is a creator who does big bob's stuff nsfw have a look mads is stacked
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should i should i do should i do that i don't know if i should do that i really dude okay hold on i can't do
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makeup like this this is dog [ __ ] hold on it's gonna have to i was trying to do it properly so you could actually see
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what i was doing but the only way i know how is like this i can't do it okay
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also i can still see i can still see the chat good lord
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have you watched on stream the top kick embarrassing mistakes nine no
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am i on there i know what the incident it could be referring to would be
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it's insane how much like how many people don't get that that was uh staged a staged event
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however it's still funny i usually just don't let us say a prayer
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for all the chads out there i'm a man but i can change if i have to i guess
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also this prayer is for rose i'm a woman hear me raw i'm in charge get over it
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that's some cringe that's some like 2 thousands like katy perry lyric bro
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oh oh taylor swiftly bro
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that is some cringe no i'm thinking of katy perry the
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[ __ ] raw thing that's katy perry right i know my i know my
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music i think i'm right about that right chad what was stage the what the the thing
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okay do i in fact no i'm gonna let this incident die i'm not gonna explain it uh i left
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something in the background of a stream and i decided that it would be funny to keep it there
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[Music] and then react to it this is a certified non-cringed ono
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but it was made by you so i disagree anyway
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five missed 20 minutes nothing was happening don't worry about it he used my oh
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none cringe oh that yeah yeah yeah the um it's fine though oh it was it ended up
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in a oh [ __ ] god um you know who forzan is what the [ __ ] just happened
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i think someone's at my door maybe not now buddy the uh oh let me turn on my phone i there was a clip that
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i saw someone posted a clip of forzan just watching my my videos or some [ __ ] he was i didn't think he said anything
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it was just this chat it was just false and just like watching a video of mine why does one buy a beauty blender amazon
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did i got to get a more precise like you know when uh like pc like pc youtubers
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and [ __ ] like that they'll list or like just gaming youtubers they'll list the specs of their pc in the in the uh in
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the description i gotta start doing that with my makeup products oh [ __ ] hey right now
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hey guys the uh i gotta start doing that because people ask all the time what i use
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and it truly doesn't matter it really doesn't the answer is it's ship that i found on amazon 99 at the time thanks
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for the raid right now boys fanboy raid bro
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we're both trying the only thing dude without eyelashes this [ __ ] looks rough for the first
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[ __ ] like while hey you big flat chested woman fifteen months punk
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hey buddy
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like people ask me do you have a month's punk i [ __ ] people ask me to do makeup tutorials i do not know what i'm
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doing i had a so dude today i was getting the nails done right there and there was a shoe the person doing my
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nails is great by the way uh bijou nails if you want to follow my instagram but um
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they do they were having like this little training course so they had someone else sitting in watching rose elizabeth evergreen before things get
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too far i am hoping you might consider wearing the faux leather pants and top today and i'm hoping you would be
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willing to show off the stuff you bought for your two birthday streams
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oh i haven't bought stuff yet i kind of need to the uh i kind of want to buy a i kind of want to buy like a dress for
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the for the birthday thing but i don't think we ever found any that were any good uh i did find a couple websites for
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him though if you want to go shopping or did we am i being stupid i can't remember if i did i don't think we did
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been a hot minute but been posting sub updates by the way ello finn hello
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so updates the uh you bought them online
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no i didn't i was looking for them online i don't think i ever bought them then i asked chat oh yeah yeah they're
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they're in a post i was trying to post them on my story and i don't know how i'm just stupid yeah no um there was
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there was a person like sitting in like this girl sitting in on on this like nail when she was doing my nails right
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and she was explaining every step and she was like going over these words that i don't know like his cuticles and
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[ __ ] or like uh my hype there's a word you know that little weird bit of skin under your nail
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that connects your nail to your finger there's a word for that and i've forgotten it already but it's a weird one it's like hyper something
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and um hyper mandolinium anyway so she was explaining all the [ __ ] and some
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of it sounded like insults not gonna lie like uh she was she was saying how like
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uh oh when i push when i push his uh when i push his cuticles back he's a
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little [ __ ] and he doesn't like it so i use this really fine thing this really soft one so he doesn't uh scream
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so she was kind of being a dick but it was through the means of a tutorial so
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jesus christ or like i didn't know what i was getting i never know what i'm getting and she said that too so it was
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just like the whole yeah finn he never [ __ ] comes in knowing what's happening so i just have to pick for him
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he's such a good client hyperdernum uh it is the hypoderm it's something like that hyper
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yeah i thought it was more complex but it was that and um it's always fun trying to explain what
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the [ __ ] i do for a living to new people it's so fun i love it i try and get as many hours of it in a day as i possibly
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can i did it twice a month start being moved back is fine but the box was
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supposed to be open for one month not till next girl month i didn't explain that okay so here's what we're gonna do
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by the end of today's stream the box is closing uh because here's what i was thinking
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i want you to go i want you guys to pick the outfit a little bit cause like you can be fanboy wearing kind of anything
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only got guys to pick the outfit and as soon as i'm out of these clothes they're going in the box that's how that's gonna
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work okay where are the knives there there's tons of
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i'm gonna do it anyway i want to do mine hey
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thanks for the eleven months up thank you
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thank you that was very nice the nail store is the first place he goes nails done wait the nail the nail story was at
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the place oh um i got to explain it's two people so i
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had to call um i had to explain what i do for a living to two people today uh and it the second the first time with
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that other girl fine because like there was another person there and everything and it was fine and it was just to do
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with nails and it was like it was kind of fun right it was okay i don't i didn't mind doing that
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the second one which was only like a couple hours ago was um i had to phone
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call uh someone as a replacement to millie so i'm getting my eyelashes done not by millie on on thursday with
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someone else and the only reason i know that they exist was because the old salon that i went to to get my hair
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extensions before they had like everything there you could walk into that building and walk out a whole different [ __ ] person
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like you could go and get your lips filled get some botox and [ __ ] get us fake get no go into a tanning bed get
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your nails done get you get grow an inch [ __ ] get your get a bbl get your eyelashes done
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get your hair reshaped get it lengthened get it shortened get your eyebrows done take off the eyebrows [ __ ] tattoo
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them on fire you put on eyeliner that never comes off is piercing
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tattooed everything you can get it all
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you can buy a washing machine from these [ __ ] you can do anything so you can walk into this stylus you can walk
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into this building and get a different thing okay there's like four people there you can walk in and you can get you can walk out a different person
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there's tons of [ __ ] there including an eyelash tech right so i called the owner of the shop because she was the one that
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was doing my hair and i said hey do you are your [ __ ] eyelash people any good
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and she was like yeah so i went okay cool i'm just gonna take you
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at your word for she gave me no other info i'm gonna take you with the word she gave me the information for an eyelash person i called them
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and had to explain like because people largely i had to explain why i wanted this done and i sound like
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me because over the phone right and um i had to like
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that there's been uh [ __ ] i had a train of
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explain another thought what the [ __ ] am i doing i had such a good thing i was gonna say
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what the [ __ ] i had to explain who the [ __ ] i had to explain what i was doing right which is
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a which is always a fun thing i had to explain like hey you know i i do and i did it so awkwardly
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i did it so i forgot people's names i was saying like oh hey you know the i
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need some oh that's what i was gonna say oh my god okay look people largely assume that you're
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trolling genuinely because this is like a bit of cash business you go in you get your thing done you book a time slot you pay
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for it blah blah right there we go um so people will like [ __ ] with businesses they'll say like hey i wanna
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i want this there's this i'm coming in and now and they'll just never come and it'll be funny to them right i don't know why it's not very lost a bit
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that's worse that's worse um because then you've gotta keep this whole charade up the
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entire time you're getting them it's a multiple hour thing man anyway so um
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i would so the very the people largely assume you're [ __ ] with them and i didn't realize this because when i first
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got to do my nails right when i first was getting my nails done i was the person to call the nail salon to book in
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the [ __ ] for me for my friend because she was accompanying and for another friend so we said like we need three
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people we're all getting like acrylic nails or joe nails right a full set of fake nails
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and they went like and they they didn't get it they were like for you and i was like yeah and they really pushed that like for you i
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was like yes me and two other me and me and two other people me and two girls right
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um and uh and that's who i was talking and then i get they said okay cool bit
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of a weird conversation and it felt like really like odd and then i got a call back from a very like
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angry guy i don't know if i told the story for i get a call back from a guy this time and i was speaking to a girl before that oh in the shop assumingly
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and he this call started off like are you the bloke who wants to get his you want you the bloke wants to get his
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nails done i was like yeah and he was like are you [ __ ] kid like that are you [ __ ] serious like
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you're gonna come in then right he was doing this he's like you're gonna come in then right i was like yeah on thursday yeah
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and he was like okay i'll see you there like that right like that like
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it's just like what the [ __ ] and i kind of was like i texted i said to my friends i was like hey this is the this this this dude's weird this guy is
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[ __ ] odd man i don't i don't know if i trust this guy i don't know he's it doesn't sound like
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he's a nail nail tech i i might be generalizing by his voice i don't know anyway so um
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we do actually go um we do actually end up going there and they just booked someone else there
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and my friend went in because i didn't want to get beat the [ __ ] up i guess my friend went in and said like hey we're
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here for this and they went you you're really here i didn't think you'd come we thought you were [ __ ]
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around with us and then that is the place that i got my nails done for the next year we just kept going there and i never met
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that guy i never met the guy i think that he like i i think that he purposefully never came in when i was
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there purely because that's the [ __ ] that's like i don't know we couldn't afford i don't know what he
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why why why he avoided me so but he was there on the day we tried to go in so it's like wha
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oh bro yeah they just literally never had a guy come in which fair
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enough it's it's not exactly it's i'm in birmingham it's not exactly like place it's not like it's not l.a
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um let me hear i was like yeah i want to patron patronize these guys i want to
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give them my business and i did i [ __ ] did anyway and then i moved eyelash places and the
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new person the new person is very funny is there any chance that you would wear a sundress during stream yes if i'm not
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mistaken you already have a yellow sun dress i have but i i have worn a sundress and
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i i will continue to again i guess why not hold on i forgot some contour i was too
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busy telling my story about how i almost got into a fight with a name with a nail technician
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oh and that's a really funny thing that one place so when i was when i went there for the first few times it was
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fine right everything was normal they started putting up like these signs like decorations and stuff which is cool they
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were just making the place more snazzy and some of the signs they put up was like no guys allowed girl talk only in
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the nail salon just us gals it's wine o'clock you know [ __ ] like that and i
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kept pointing at all these signs and i was like oh god
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the place is so [ __ ] good never get dude i i i paid so well too i i gave them like tips because like these guys
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are like they're all like ukrainian workers and stuff and they charge nothing i like every time i said how
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much i paid to get my nails done uh like every other girl be like what the [ __ ]
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how the hell did you get that price it's because they're getting under like people quit all the time in that place anyway
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uh when comfy pikachu stream i don't know [ __ ] hurrah
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hello but um yeah that was like uh [Music]
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there was like this really high turnover rate of staff and that because they'd only charge they charged like 20 pounds
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for like a full set of acrylic nails every other girl shut up there's a there was like a full
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there was a full for a full set of acrylic nails like 25 pounds but maybe 30.
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like genuinely and i know the people that get their nails done just hurt hear that and go like
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i don't know but that was the price and now when i get my house done now
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i said two other people and then i said you just heard wrong rewind give me the clip you give me the
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clip or not you give me the [ __ ] clip you give me the clip buddy i never said that i said me and two other people and
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i said two other girls that's what i said
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dumb [ __ ] 50 pounds um i've seen like people in la talk about
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getting their nails done and it costs like a hundred and some hundred and forty dollars which is still stupid by
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the way but uh apparently it's the thing [Music]
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i never so what was awkward about the most recent explanation oh my god sorry i i skipped sorry um
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dude because we'd never talked i was forgetting names literally i've called why did i [ __ ] call i called her and
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i was like oh hey uh someone sent me like that's how i because i forgot the [ __ ] that told
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me that name oh my god i'm so sorry uh like dude anyway i'm so sorry sam but uh i forgot
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the name just in the moment i forgot i was like someone sent me to get eyelashes from you that's how i started it
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and it's and she goes like oh okay you know like that genuinely like that and um i had to like for and i was like oh
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sorry sorry sorry i ended up like it ended up being okay because i i it was fine i'm i'm oh i'm usually okay i'm
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[ __ ] like look my face got redder because this is a true [ __ ] story about how i goofed this whole conversation but um
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my god i'd like i'd like forget names i'd say i try and like explain what i do for a
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living but like in the shortest possible time and i was like not good at doing that either like i was [ __ ] up
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explaining anyway like oh god it was so [ __ ] awkward but we got to a point where we
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were both laughing about things so that's solid okay fine what let me see this clip let me see this clip
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every other girl would be like what the [ __ ] how the hell did you get that price
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and i meant it more of a um a minute more of it more of like a uh
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like every other girl like uh what's it called you know you'd say like oh every
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other weekend like that you know what i mean i'm not a weekend every other week you know what i mean
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like it's just half of every girl you know
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half of all women every other every uh every other girl that's what i mean
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sorry just inhaling my copium for the day taking my daily dose
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yeah
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ah
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cope and seethe bro jesus read it speak
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cope and seethe okay oh [ __ ] why do i keep doing this oh no i am right i am right i don't know i do
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it's been a minute hold on i'm trying to do the makeup acrylic nails are tax deductible
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they are they literally are i think it's actually um
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yeah actually it is it's like uh tagged as like image consultancy or something
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so technically yeah i talked to my accountant about it like we go through expense and it's like this is something i get paid to do and i have to do
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because i got paid for it so what i'm doing it's what i'm doing it's a business expense
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the hustle exactly we need a 12 reward too oh that's not a bad idea for like
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point like chat chat points i could have that as like 10 000 or some [ __ ]
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that seems like a reasonable amount there's probably none of you that have 10 000 is there it's probably absolutely
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zero
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none of you have 10 000 chat points you're all fake fans
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see look at that none of you absolutely none i just bet seventy thousand oh wait okay
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dude we're like uh we're 20 minutes i know some of you bet that i'd be wearing titties within the first hour
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we're [ __ ] 15 minutes away did they decide if you are tucking today the 250
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was paid last stream
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but it's a fanboy stream so do a vote on it i'll honor the results
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of the vote we can either do it on a girl stream where i would actually benefit from it or we do it on today's
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femboy stream i think we should do a poll on it
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i think we should do a poll on it hold on i'm gonna go a little bit harder on blush
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because we're not going for natural we're going for fanboy no mercy i paid for that
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[Laughter] what do you mean we could do whatever what do you mean we could do it any any
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any day any time any it's redeemable bro i want you to [ __ ] i'm gonna do it i just don't
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know when you want me to do it did you do the new nails i did i got the
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nails done look at this look at this on them zoom in
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i got them done they're like a dude you know what's nuts these are shorter than i usually get them right like these
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are quite short because the nail tip doesn't go as i have long fingernail like beds apparently like my nail starts
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like here like that that's the end of my nail my natural nail so only that is extension so these are like just long
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enough where like they're only a little bit longer than the ones that i had on right but the last actual set was like kyle's
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reaction to your upgrade on pca was hilarious i saw i saw do you want to see it
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if they're allowed to steal uh photos of me then i'm allowed to steal their video and react to it in the background okay
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i'm gonna be one of these streamers okay look let me show you it was actually quite good
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no poll only the contributor can decide
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[Laughter] it's just good
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look at the [ __ ] look at this do we get a sneak peek at the outfits you're planning to use to
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make it easier for kyle continue to ignore that you're still a guy i would really love for you guys help me pick
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okay look at this look at look at this [ __ ] look at the fight i i saw this and i was like finster gets boobs and it's
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like dude the thumbnail and the title is it's bro
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it's already quite good right it's just really blunt and then i scroll down
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finster gets big tits and wants to come back up again
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oh my god that's so [ __ ] good okay this was the one that we i think came out the first
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car reacts to finster's new upgrade it's all probably the same clip but still so um
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i was fencing um i think yesterday or something like that yeah we just heard it beeping
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that's not there is nothing everywhere my [ __ ] is you can't hear my [ __ ] she messaged me
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uh yesterday she i think he i it's 100 hate first of all
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yeah yeah although oh yeah [ __ ] kyle just always calls me she i don't know why they like he dude
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he [ __ ] look it i can show you the i'll leak the dms he only refers to me
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as she and i say like you know i'm a guy right he's like no you're not that's how he met that's how he messages
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me what the [ __ ] yeah that's like that's that's how this
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guy talks to me look now it ruins the joke for ed when i show you the picture um but that's okay i've
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just been building that up for an hour oh you just used the wrong pronoun
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i did it on purpose because to like pull him into thinking she was a girl and then i was going to get him all hot i was going to say that she was my
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girlfriend and that i was uncomfortable with the amount of cleavage that she showed on her twitch streams and i was gonna get ed's opinion it's an
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interesting uh fantasy i guess by the way just fyi and i was i had a whole thing going um
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anyway the whole conference was quite the build-up i just want you to slightly pay
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attention to his face during all of this because he does not [ __ ] with this at all like he doesn't say a word after i'm
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introduced not a word look at this this picture whoa he's so not impressed and i
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was like i was like we haven't had a girl on the show in a while uh do you want to come on in a week or two and she said let me
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see what she said sweet i'm free on the 14th maybe not the 21st um i will find
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some good outfits though so you can continue to ignore that i'm still a guy and i said sweet i'm going to continue
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to ignore it for as long as you do
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could you could you you could show that picture yeah i mean she's on stream there yeah it's like
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i don't get it i don't see where they're i'm like
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i no no i i i want to make my guess before i get help okay so previously he had
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what are sometimes called chicken cutlets and you can like put what looks like a chicken cutlet under a bra and uh it fills out a bra and it
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looks great they look great but now this is a whole new thing and clearly
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you can see it's it's not just filling out a shirt or bra you're getting side boob
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i suspect that it's going up to roughly his collarbone it's the the [ __ ] the
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something about this chest plate bro i've got to get oh i've ordered a new one i've al i have paid for a new one
48:57
because of the side boob effect that apparently i have on that and also this wasn't even a photo that went out on
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twitter i literally just this is like this is the on color correct the one that went out on twitter i slightly
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changed the color of this and i [ __ ] with the neckline like in photoshop i photoshopped it broken the illusion to make it not look
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such a big difference because this is more yellow and stuff it's not a giant difference but it is a difference right
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and this is like beforehand and it's weird to me that they can't immediately tell it's like yeah a whole prosthetic yeah it's a full
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it's a full prosthetic um i'm not sure which one he has if it there's some that
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stop um just below the bust line there's something on the waist and there's some that are like full body [ __ ] creepy creepy mode suits like in uh silence of
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the lamb but i'm guessing that the choker is concealing it along with some makeup and
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maybe in even a bit of like spirit gum like a glue that's like skin safe like to to really lay the latex or whatever
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the material is down you can see the latex there it is there it is the choker's hiding it perfect yeah i i feel thankfully it was one he
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got one of those zero makeup on it zero i mean i'm not wearing any makeup here at all the uh zero makeup on that at
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least and um no glue no spirit gum holy [ __ ]
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but but the small brush oh no there's a there's a there's a lip there but but still [ __ ] nine at 10
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out of 10 like fakery here like like you've killed it you've become a better woman than anyone
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you know i i that men are better at everything
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[Laughter] you find me a woman that's as good at
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being female as he is and i will change that
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can't stop winning take it away i can't look anymore
50:54
you're getting kind of hot and bothered i can't i'm on so much blue chew and
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blast off over here that is definitely new because last
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these two have wives [Laughter]
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the fact that what he is he has a wife and he goes this is the most beautiful woman i have ever seen
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the 10 out of 10. he has a wife
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kyle i think has a girlfriend i don't know like i mean [ __ ] yeah
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ed just is not having it at all he said maybe two sentences eight months subbed
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to this manly manly perspective thing right yeah cause i've never seen sir it's uh fencer on uh on twitch or give
51:43
me some promo let's go like if you like minecraft you can check out fenster uh this little topic change what
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i don't know what that means you can uh you can check out him on uh on youtube or his minecraft stuff or you could
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you could watch i don't know his titties on on twitch over there
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friend of the show high quality fella okay we'll get him back on it's quite quite
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the network yes it's quite the revolving door of
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guests yeah finster's awesome i like him a lot i'm just leaving this next but he comes into the uh the patron hangouts from
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time to time because he's a 50 patron so he just will pop in and show up all dolled up and then we'll chat he likes
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do he didn't come well he came in last month but only for like a few seconds like he just made an appearance um in
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other months he comes and he has so many knives he's into knives and i'm into knives but now minor look at this [ __ ]
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my [ __ ] this isn't even all of them even remotely by the way
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and dude by the way okay i'm not gonna let the rest of them play it is it is kind of funny but the uh so
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that the comments section in that video is comedy
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gold absolute comedy gold i've never [ __ ] read i saved some on my phone
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it is the funniest [ __ ] i've ever read i hold on i sent a bunch to a soda okay let me i want to open up these ones so i
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can like i'm gonna open them up in tabs because it is the funniest [ __ ] i've
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ever read in a youtube comment section and it don't get me wrong they are all hating on me but like
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it's so [ __ ] i if it's if it's like intentionally like satire it's
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masterful it's masterful comedy if it's satire
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okay let me start it out let me let me start it off let me read the comments look i've showed you it's the funniest
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[ __ ] i've ever seen look at this let me start it off uh week let's say let's start
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one of the comments baphomet would be pleased solid strong strong
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strong comment about me some you get a lot you see a lot of like this this man
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needs jesus you see that a lot but the that's very like you know blank
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baphomet would be baphomet bricked up is pretty good that's a good swap to the uh
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i don't know it's it's comedy good comedy let me see the next one i don't actually know which one uh which one's next
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oh yeah finn the hottest real talk praying for your soul right now again a little one but just funny i like it
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next one you can see in his eyes not a woman this dude has some serious issues i don't
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know in my eyes you can reach into my soul to figure out
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what my [ __ ] chromosomes are buddy hmm you can see it in my eyes oh my god
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they're [ __ ] oh my god okay look at this one look
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isn't even that bad
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this is so good i was so close to like making this my twitter bio or tweeting it
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this is so good i would marry finster if he wasn't so obsessed with minecraft he's so hot but
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the minecraft is a massive turn off it's not even my it's not even the minecraft that he plays just minecraft
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is a massive turn off he hasn't seen the minecraft porn clearly okay let's let's see the next one one of them's really
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[ __ ] good i think it's this next one look at this that's probably my favorite though okay look at this
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this is all in the one comment section zuma's log off and find god okay normal normal no the gamer to woman pipeline is
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almost as bad as the anime one bro it's the mic everyone's just
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[ __ ] on minecraft it's the gamer it's a woman pipeline bro i
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think that's what okay men are better at everything can't stop winning oh
55:57
i love that [ __ ] this just sounds like something normal donald would say or some [ __ ] but this one these two are
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just the funniest [ __ ] i've read and it was in the 17 months ago i love that how
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time flies the gamer to woman pipeline oh
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i also really like the concept of like someone proposing but on the on the senses that like
56:18
but you've got to stop with all that money it's just really a big turn off to me holy [ __ ] i have been subbed for more
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months than the amount of people i have in my basement
56:32
have you thought of doing a collab with rhinoli for youtube yeah i tend not to do like collabs with
56:38
people though i like just generally i will do whatever the [ __ ] on their
56:44
channel i just don't do it online a lot of religious haters they should look at sister rose stream to start enjoying
56:50
this [Laughter] so that that is blasphemy the uh i dude i
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would love to do uh i'd love to do more stuff on other people's channels the only thing is when it's on my channel
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it's like this weird i have i don't know the energy's kind of weird i like uh i'm
57:07
really like a solo act in my opinion like it's i really have fun hanging out with people i [ __ ] love hanging out
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with content creators and [ __ ] but it's got to be on like their terms you know what i mean not mine i don't know why it
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is i just like the i feel like i'm more relaxed it's easier to hang out with someone if i'm not personally thinking
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too hard about like how the edits gonna be and [ __ ] you know anyway
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submissive is why yeah hot take [ __ ] uh
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see being submissive is
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being being dominant is starting the discord call on your own being submissive is uh saying ready and
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having them call you that's the difference that's how you can tell a sub from a dom in today's era
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but uh yeah that's um that's kind of like
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that's quite good maggie heals former doggy likey is here for you 19 months already i got [ __ ]
58:24
green eyeshadow on my shirt on my black shirt okay what do i do that's why finn never starts calls
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i do that too that's the thing i i i do do that i say like call me when you're ready
58:39
very occasionally i'll say i'll give them a if i'm gonna call if i wanna be like important i'll say like i'll call
58:44
you in five minutes you know what i mean so i give because i don't like calling people and they don't pick up because it's awkward can i ask about you [ __ ]
58:50
joining you know so i'll give them at least like some level of that because that is the most i'm that's the only situation i'm
58:56
not saying that i'm sub i'm saying that i'm trying to avoid this one very specific situation my head hurts
59:01
you look so female yet have a meat cigar what uh
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i could stop here actually like if you wanted to do like fanboy makeup uh you could just stop i could just do like oh
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my god my balls holy [ __ ] hold on you've had an itch on like multiple it's
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just two balls at once quick stuff some socks into your shirt i'm gonna lose 70k
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channel points nope yeah
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i told you i told you i'm not going to go against my beliefs of not having add some blush bro i am wearing a lot of
59:37
blush maybe it doesn't come across okay look at this hold on look at that i'm wearing a lot of blush
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the uh maybe it's just the light maybe look at that i'm wearing a lot of blush anyway
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what eyeshadow should i wear what do you think what eye shadow should i wear i'm
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think i'm thinking like
1:00:00
not really like i don't know because i would say pink but it's so like insanely it's like a
1:00:06
lot and i kind of think that the whole fanboy look is more natural looking so i
1:00:13
kind of want to go like basically outfit and slowly take piece by piece off and super slooty outfit underneath
1:00:21
oh that's [ __ ] that's not bad that's not
1:00:26
bad i kind of want to start it off strong though because like 70 of people like stick around oh oh [ __ ] the bet's
1:00:33
over the uh dusty pink then a little bit i'm gonna go for that i think like the watch time is set up so
1:00:39
like i don't know what their watch time's like but i know i'm mine with longer videos it's like [ __ ] seventy percent of them are gone
1:00:45
in the first like i mean i guess like four uh half of the video
1:00:51
eh no i cannot 70. i get like a if anyone's a youtuber and wants my stats i get a uh around a 50 watts
1:00:58
duration 50 to 60 on minecraft channel and about 40 to 50 on uh on the what's it channel on the
1:01:05
highlight channel i have never done like a proper hour long video though so i'm assuming it's probably like a 30 watch duration
1:01:12
i'm assuming but uh i have no clue that doesn't look good what blush what
1:01:19
do you mean blush i already have blush on red i already have blush on why is this
1:01:24
this is not the color that i wanted hold on i wanted like just straight up just like
1:01:31
barely anything like super super light pink like this this is like pale like this is like pale pink
1:01:38
the other eye is like are you a termite pink because you're about to have a mouth full of wood
1:01:47
you would turn like
1:01:52
oh [ __ ] murray that was good okay [ __ ] it that was that was solid all
1:01:58
right can i that that was good that was good that was solid that was good now that that's one of the more i
1:02:04
haven't heard that one before that was good good job you were termite because you're about to get a mouth full of wood
1:02:12
you want to add blush just saying like a phone call story again oh my god
1:02:19
i think there's chassis
1:02:24
i don't know that was solid yeah all right anyway um
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okay here's the thing that i'm sure if i do like super big eyelashes it's not going to accomplish the same look
1:02:38
but i don't have any other ones i don't own smaller eyelashes because
1:02:44
i'm not a [ __ ] that's why the last ones were too big i will say i don't think i'm gonna use them again
1:02:51
i do have this like pack of them but i've never used any of them and they do have like
1:02:56
more sparsely they do have more sparse eyelashes more
1:03:01
natural well here's the thing i'm gonna do fake eyelashes because trust me they work every time
1:03:07
so i've got these look so out of all of them you can see like i'm i'm planning on using this one here
1:03:14
and they're not as fast as they look on camera on a white background so like that's what they're actually more like
1:03:20
right they're like [ __ ] yeah but my only thing is like are these gonna look [ __ ] weird as hell like
1:03:27
these because they're so like light will that look weird
1:03:34
i don't know that's the thing because like to give you a comparison every eyelash that i've ever worn like other
1:03:39
than that was this one these are the ones i like wear most of the time right
1:03:44
those and these are a little bit shorter but they're really really like
1:03:50
[ __ ] dark you know so i don't know and if i if it's just mascara it's gonna
1:03:55
look weird trust me hmm
1:04:06
i'm trying to decide trying to like pick i am not certain
1:04:12
there are ones that like do the same job but are less dense that aren't like
1:04:17
that that aren't like spindly like these have a look see
1:04:24
oh my god hold on this is so rough like these aren't too bad i don't think
1:04:30
those are too bad but they are kind of long that's what my concern is
1:04:40
uh it's not the worst 10 months here's to another 10. we'll
1:04:45
try these [ __ ] it if they look bad they look bad i can always swap them okay
1:04:52
okay i do have to like cut these down with maybe my new knife with my new knives
1:04:58
i gotta cut these down with my knives should i do one was only six months subbed not run over
1:05:07
should i lol should i do eyeliner that's fine
1:05:13
what do you think
1:05:19
glad to see you looking hot in a guy mode although the makeup would get in the way of what i want to do to your
1:05:25
face just a small kiss on cheek oh [Music]
1:05:32
roses are red two lips are white
1:05:46
my god
1:05:54
i don't even know if that's an offensive word or not but like it's not even that it would be if it's just weird it's like
1:05:59
boomery i guess it's like what people used to call it that's the um all back in the day
1:06:10
oh bro i had such a [ __ ] i had such a funny business meeting
1:06:16
and i and you're going to figure out like over the course i'm going to tell you about it and this was a while ago so it's fine
1:06:22
i'm going to tell you about it but you're going to realize why i can't tell you who it was because it's so [ __ ] funny the um well anyway at least it was
1:06:29
to me i don't think they did they found it very funny they um there was a i had a business meeting
1:06:34
with someone um and it was like really serious i mean it was like a really [ __ ] like
1:06:39
insanely rich guy multi-multi-millionaire right and um they were like talking to me
1:06:44
about working with me on something and he was like i love your stuff uh i love your stuff dude and you look like
1:06:53
you any and he was and he was saying like uh you're the best looking dude in a dress i've ever seen or something like that
1:06:58
something along those lines and add this and that's [ __ ] it right cool but i had this story in the back of
1:07:05
my head it's like i could fake this guy out and scare him
1:07:10
to death have you ever seen that clip have you ever seen that clip of uh
1:07:17
rupaul on jimmy fallon uh have you ever seen that clip of
1:07:22
rupaul on jimmy fallon it's the funniest thing rupal has ever said or done look
1:07:28
hey drake okay look look already i'm so fast so it's gigantic this is the first time a drag queen has
1:07:34
ever been put on the uh a drag queen a drag queen
1:07:40
look at how [ __ ] terrified he is i am the queen of drag
1:07:47
[Applause] [Laughter] that dude thought he lost this job for a minute and i i got like flashbacks that
1:07:54
i was like dude what if i made him think what if i what if i did that to him right now i could i could sue no
1:08:02
i could really [ __ ] with him and it was it was such a good like uh i didn't do it i didn't do it but uh i
1:08:10
told the other guy that was in the meeting about it too um he found it he said i should have done it because they have like friends but he
1:08:16
said i should have done it but i didn't do it there was um oh i had that moment though my my [ __ ]
1:08:23
chaotic evil moment oh i got like literally i'm cutting down
1:08:28
an eyelash right now i'm like gonna mark it real quick of where i wanna how big this needs to be
1:08:35
so right on that dude oh [ __ ] i lost it okay it's fine
1:08:48
there we go [ __ ] yeah okay got that bunk
1:08:54
done whoops [Music] because the eyelashes always come too
1:09:00
long damn fin you like a palindrome look just as good coming as you do going
1:09:10
nice okay okay i i [ __ ] with okay that was solid that was okay that was okay
1:09:17
hello my pc brokey so no donors for a bit sorry lol god damn it what the [ __ ]
1:09:24
that's unacceptable
1:09:31
there we go sorry i was in like i'm in intense concentration over this because if i [ __ ] this up then i then it's gonna
1:09:36
look stupid as [ __ ] i mean it still might don't get me wrong but it it could look even more stupid
1:09:42
okay right that's done try do you wanna your do you wanna
1:09:47
invite eyeliner time baby again this is gonna look so stupid until the eyelashes are on trust me
1:09:54
even when i'm done with the i look terrible in just like mascara and i i i i i i it's gonna look bad but when the
1:10:01
eyelashes run it's gonna look good you gotta trust me on this it's a trust the process moment okay so this is gonna
1:10:07
become really intense for me and uh i mean really boring for you the [ __ ] is going on what the [ __ ]
1:10:14
okay what the hell
1:10:20
okay i need to put something on in the background i really want to look at the uh i really want to watch the pka thing
1:10:27
hold on i really want to watch in the background while i'm doing this what the [ __ ] the uh
1:10:35
20 months is this the same clip okay it's gonna be the same [ __ ] clip oh
1:10:41
oh yeah this guy edits stuff this guy isn't actually pka but he edits like the stuff for it i guess
1:10:49
kyle lashed out in anger because yeah i went out and i went that night and and
1:10:54
and beat a stranger terribly in the park what the [ __ ]
1:11:01
zoom in what the [ __ ] okay never mind his hair is brown so are his eyes but
1:11:07
the question is how thick are his thighs oh my god okay you're gonna sit in silence for that one hold on
1:11:16
oh my god hold on this is so [ __ ] did the eyeliner pen bro i oh
1:11:45
how does minx do this every day i know you're not trans yourself but just you existing doing what you like is
1:11:51
so great for all the young trans and gender non-conforming people to see keep being uf1 nn5tls gang
1:12:01
ah it's so wholesome but i can't react bro
1:12:16
i'm gonna start a [ __ ] foundation i'm gonna start a foundation bro it's going to be people who that suck at
1:12:22
eyeliner that's what it's going to be you want to do you want a trans charity no not going to happen it's going to be
1:12:28
people that's like eyeliner than chopping wood
1:12:42
i'm pretty good at chopping the wood actually
1:13:03
oh okay
1:13:39
i might have almost not done this that bad
1:13:57
[Music] huh nice rat here
1:14:03
thank you it's way better in real life than on camera
1:14:08
hold on because i've got like hooded eyes so as long as i maintain this position it looks pretty good but
1:14:15
trust me it's a trust the process thing it's just the process thing it's just gonna look way better when there's like uh [ __ ] eyelashes
1:14:22
on okay so you're gonna trust the process you gotta finish the process
1:14:29
doing mascara and then next steps eyelashes and then i'm kind of done
1:14:38
if i [ __ ] up the eyelashes bro that's when it's over
1:14:48
oh my god i can hear my heartbeat i can hear my heartbeat through my chest
1:14:54
it's gonna look better coping bro listen
1:15:11
oh okay it's [ __ ] eyelash time let's do it
1:15:19
the only problem is the more wood you chop the more wood you create
1:15:27
that's very true that's good
1:15:33
that's [ __ ] that's that's good
1:15:40
hold on
1:15:48
[Music] okay yeah finn really became somewhat of an
1:15:53
icon you really helped me crack my egg also woo i turn 32 next week thursday xd
1:16:01
oh hell yeah i've always wanted to be old
1:16:09
that was mean that was mean i don't apologize because it was still funny
1:16:16
[Music] but it was good it was good you got to let me have that one toxic story you go
1:16:22
let me have that one that was solid you're gonna let me have it okay such a brat dude shut up you gotta you're gonna
1:16:27
let me have that one that was good i'm proud of myself for that the uh i i was i always wanted to be like the guy
1:16:32
shaping shaking my fist like sitting on my rocking chair in the yard you know doing this [ __ ] someone some
1:16:40
some [ __ ] dumb brat kid walks onto my land and i [ __ ] shoot him with a bb gun i get up
1:16:47
my land you know and i shake my fist at him as he runs away crying to his mom and he said and
1:16:53
his mom says he goes to his mom and he says oh mom the uh the mean old man shot me with
1:16:58
a bb gun in my leg it hit my artery mom and i'm gonna i'm gonna and they're both gonna come back and i'm gonna be and
1:17:05
they're gonna like and karen uh mom is gonna be like filming he's like you shut my son in the leg and i'll say that's my
1:17:11
right he was on my land you know and i'll shake my fist more at him but this time when they come over uh i'll shoot
1:17:17
the mother in the foot here we see a manly minecraft youtuber in her natural habitat yes
1:17:25
in her natural habitat okay he was only he was
1:17:31
he was only five he was only one year i forgot my own meme holy [ __ ]
1:17:37
i think it was six oh [ __ ] how did this go oh did i do this wrong
1:17:45
oh no i might have done this wrong
1:17:53
jumbo i said i didn't want to cut the eyelash wrong i think i cut the eyelash wrong
1:18:03
oh no wait maybe okay it's still probably fine
1:18:09
it might look a little bit weird oh [ __ ] it might look a little bit weird
1:18:15
okay let's try it anyway
1:18:22
the [ __ ] is that
1:18:33
there's like a little thing sticking out of this what the [ __ ]
1:18:41
what the [ __ ] this is not a high quality eyelash
1:18:50
[Music] bro what i started to pee in the sink it changed
1:18:56
my life
1:19:04
thank you donator
1:19:10
i'm glad you're following in my footsteps
1:19:18
that was so weird so i had to do a little bit of surgery on this eyelash
1:19:26
it was like uh coming off
1:19:32
there's like one spiky bit on the top that was really weird
1:19:37
okay it was like this one spiky bit on the eyelash that's gonna like that was gonna poke me in the [ __ ] eyeball
1:19:46
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay i'm fine we did it it's gonna look good i promise you it's gonna
1:19:52
look good yeah i don't promise but like it's it's it's hopefully gonna look not bad
1:19:57
okay the tall and secret urinal the forbidden
1:20:02
urinal you listen though like you know when uh you walk into a bathroom and that and
1:20:07
the weird guy has like stood next to the last year like he's positioned himself in the middle of the three urinals you
1:20:14
know like an [ __ ] instead of one of the end ones so two people compete in the three urinals that are available you
1:20:19
just go in the sink that's the only viable strat in that situation what do you want to be the [ __ ] bottom in that situation huh you want to be the
1:20:26
sub no you'd be the dumb and you piss in the [ __ ] sink oh my god
1:20:37
you top by pissing in the sink when he goes when he goes to try and wash his hands
1:20:43
press on his hands that's what you got to do that's what you got to do you go into the women's good lord
1:20:51
be a man and go into the women's restroom like a chad if someone's pissed in the urinal
1:20:57
next to you you can't take the bait you gotta go elsewhere you gotta find the staff toilet and be
1:21:04
demand demand to be let in
1:21:16
[Music] you should do a video where you create a
1:21:21
tinder account from when you crossdress play along with the messages and video all the responses
1:21:28
so i had that idea but
1:21:35
oh my god
1:21:43
imagine how boring of a video it would be
1:21:54
like the whole thing would just be me [ __ ] reading okay that's not bad
1:22:07
oh [ __ ] when can i see you
1:22:12
what when you get your prescription checked what the [ __ ]
1:22:24
what does that even mean when can i see you okay i think that's not bad for an eyelash
1:22:30
that's solid considering the trouble we went through let's check this one as a similar issue
1:22:39
just out the gate this feels way like lighter to wear like way easier to wear
1:22:50
hold on
1:23:02
okay you want an even coding
1:23:08
okay that's solid and solid okay just sorry just checking whether
1:23:15
this is going to come off or some [ __ ] okay there we go
1:23:21
are we allowed to what does that mean are we allowed to super idol got to rank the roman the what the roman communal
1:23:28
toilets that's the thing i went into dude uh multi-gender restrooms are kind of
1:23:33
awkward as [ __ ] by the way like i i don't know i've just never really i've only been to like two in my entire life
1:23:40
and if that it's really weird to have well okay maybe it was okay the most
1:23:45
recent one i went into also had urinals so it was urinals and like bathroom stalls but it was unisex so like you
1:23:53
could just be pissing and a girl could walk in like just out in the open piercing that's a weird bathroom
1:23:58
situation right you'd think if it was unisex it'd be just like sinks and all stalls right no there were urinals bro
1:24:05
urinals in unisex toilets are weird as [ __ ] what they exist yeah like last time i went to one
1:24:14
maybe i dreamed it or something because i can't remember where the [ __ ] it was but i remember being really weirded out
1:24:19
when i went to the bathroom like because i walked in and a woman like opens the
1:24:25
store like she's walking out and then we were both like that because i'm guessing neither of us
1:24:30
real and i like checked or because you know i got to make sure but then i also saw a guy walking to the urinals and i
1:24:36
was had a moment of like and it was so odd and to that credit
1:24:41
it's not like both it's on two sides so you can see it was like the
1:24:46
it was like on a one flat plain wall it was like urinals and then a bunch of stalls and there were more stalls and
1:24:51
there were urinals which is weird um oh no not weird but you know what i mean i feel like there should be like
1:24:59
i don't know in a bathroom there should definitely be more urinals than than stalls because bro
1:25:05
you ever been like neat you're needed to [ __ ] in public and like someone [ __ ] anyway i'm not gonna go down this topic
1:25:23
bro i might goof this one this one might be goofed
1:25:30
oh no okay i need like tweezers or some [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] god they're gone okay [ __ ]
1:25:42
why is that not going on i started drink my own blood what
1:25:50
give me nuts
1:26:00
why is this slang so weird
1:26:19
bro what the [ __ ] is going on with this
1:26:29
what the [ __ ] is going on with this eyelash all right redoing it redoing it what the
1:26:35
[ __ ] just happened there that was like the the i need to do like i need to focus on them on the start and
1:26:41
then work my way to the end because that was terrible it like got stuck up on the end of it
1:26:48
that looks awful okay i goofed one this is on the very rare okay sorry i know it's like i'm
1:26:54
just being silent and just trying to try hard these [ __ ] eyelashes but dude
1:27:00
okay i i've said before that like my first attempts at doing makeup are never going to see the light of day
1:27:06
it's a 50 the stuff i did bad was like eyelashes it was all the stuff you'd expect 11 months of f1 nn5 to
1:27:15
i was actually not terrible at eye shadow maybe it's because i'm not good at it now that i thought i'm not terrible back
1:27:21
in the day but like eye shadow is one of the easier things to learn but hard to master
1:27:27
because it's just like a thing contour exact same way
1:27:32
um but like you've got to be good at it like you need to like you know contours are rough
1:27:40
eyelashes like [Music] eyelashes just never get easier how much
1:27:47
for this to become a drinking stream daddy
1:27:58
not as much as you think
1:28:03
maybe maybe anyway i had an argument with someone some on
1:28:09
your tech talk with some someone your tech talk what what ha
1:28:15
on your tick what what about i'm confused i didn't understand that sentence even eyeliner is the worst dude
1:28:20
dude i wasn't that bad at eyeliner i was okay at eyeliner i was not good at it
1:28:27
but i was okay at eyeliner um i was really bad at um
1:28:35
like the bass player [ __ ] you know like the stuff you wouldn't think is very hard you helped me get the confidence to
1:28:42
come out to my friends about being a fam boy oh hell yeah
1:28:49
like like uh getting good at lipsticks a weird underrated one like you can't like
1:28:55
that's kind of a rough one to figure out
1:29:02
and um oh no not this [ __ ] again hold on
1:29:38
because a lot of it's like the doing too much thing
1:29:49
like that's a trap you can easily fall into
1:29:55
these eyelashes suck just generally
1:30:05
[Music] like they do not hold at all have you ever thought about
1:30:14
what i've never thought about anything
1:30:21
these ashes just generally suck they look okay on camera bro this this
1:30:27
is bad though you couldn't go out like this in real life
1:30:34
but it looks okay on camera it's all that really matters
1:30:41
okay let me like let me zoom in and show you look at how bad that is okay that's so
1:30:46
bad it's they're so bad should i just use the other ones because
1:30:52
they're so bad should i use the other ones this is awful the gap is so bad like because i get it
1:31:00
in one bit and then they just want to stay straight like that they as soon as i bend them to get them somewhere else they just
1:31:05
they're too strong i'm just gonna use the other ones i've spent like [ __ ] 20 minutes doing this [ __ ] bro they're awful
1:31:14
like if you get it in a good light like right now like they're okay but like hold on same thing zoomed in
1:31:21
nope so bad like in real life like while i'm looking straight at something it's awful
1:31:28
[ __ ] you seem like a classy lady here's enough to buy yourself two litres of diamond white cider
1:31:35
oh what thank you i [ __ ] i cider's fine
1:31:42
side is fine
1:31:48
it might be
1:31:57
it might be heresy as a brit but it's kind of just in the okay category
1:32:17
okay like if you're gonna drink cider just drink something more fun you know like not a don't get a beer don't be dumb
1:32:24
don't get a bit get like a rum and coke something fun we had a when i went you know i said i went drinking we had um
1:32:31
we ended up going out to this like arcade bar which is awesome um [Music]
1:32:36
now it was it's nq 64 if you're in if you're in birmingham it's great uh they serve an
1:32:42
out they serve an alcohol that is 67 alcohol 67 you can take shots of it i
1:32:48
forgot what it's called it's like ray and something rains i don't know you take it's 67
1:32:55
i had a few of those they're not as bad as you'd think like you'd think that would be awful but it's
1:33:01
i would call it better than shutting vodka because the the taste isn't that bad you know
1:33:08
it's like on par with vodka i'd say but it's it's it's okay you just it's more bernie wait yeah what ray and nephew
1:33:15
it's all right it's not bad although i took a shot of it and the bat me and
1:33:21
my friend both took a shot of it and neither of us reacted particularly like neither of us were like oh neither of us
1:33:27
did that we were just like oh damn that's a lot you know the bartender just looked at his these looked at his both and just went you've got issues
1:33:36
you got problems man you got deeper problems and you you shouldn't be it was fun but uh
1:33:44
yeah they're uh they were fun though the the whole the whole um the whole thing's pretty good you should go there if
1:33:50
you're in if you're in town um okay
1:33:55
so these are the ones i usually use and
1:34:01
but they're a little bit thick it's just that these actually like have the shape of your eye
1:34:06
or my eye at least so they actually go on right
1:34:13
maybe i did the length of them weird or something but like this was these were these are so much easier maybe i'm just
1:34:19
[ __ ] at it now because if i can't do this i'm just going to accept that i'm terrible at this [ __ ]
1:34:24
if i'm real moonshot dude in the city center in the birmingham city center there's a moonshine store now
1:34:33
there's a moonshine store and no one's ever in there because it looks like just an empty room because they've done their
1:34:40
decorations in a way where it's straight up just like an empty room with a bunch of like uh like crates with
1:34:47
mason jars of brown liquid and white liquid it's moonshine it's a moonshine store but it looks sketchy as [ __ ] it
1:34:54
doesn't look good they've got no posters on the wall with like fruits and [ __ ] like a you know that they're mixed with
1:34:59
it's just it's it's nuts and it's a main like staple store in there like they've
1:35:04
done like it's it's right next to a [ __ ] like like a big budget store
1:35:10
they're right next to like [ __ ] louis vuitton and [ __ ] right it's a moonshine story okay they're not next to that but like they're next like tommy hilfiger or
1:35:17
some [ __ ] like this this [ __ ] must cost a lot of money to rent they started a moonshine
1:35:22
stop shop
1:35:50
infinitely better infinitely easier infinitely better
1:35:58
that was so much easier and it worked out so much better boys can i please get a bit of a clap
1:36:06
i mean come on i deserve it
1:36:13
can i give a round of applause
1:36:19
thank you i already know you're doing it because you're such a good champ yes let's go
1:36:27
oh what the [ __ ] this is like a more neutral noise now that's very bright pink
1:36:32
i i what uh by the way what uh what lips should i do what do you think what lipstick should i do here because again
1:36:39
we want to keep it more femboy but that's i can still do fanboy and look you know awesome
1:36:46
i think the last fanboy one i did was literally just glittery [ __ ] pink lips so
1:36:51
everyone that says blue and black and brown and like [ __ ] purple you're all insane
1:36:57
you're all absolute have you ever seen a human being in real life with blue lipstick on
1:37:02
i don't know if they think they look good i've seen them though they look insane
1:37:15
they look nuts black is less so but they still look nuts i've never seen another human
1:37:22
person in real life wear black lipstick well i've never seen it happen or even
1:37:27
purple the gothy thing just doesn't work in real life on instagram bro in like these model
1:37:33
photo got big titty goth gf sure dude that works out so well or like anime maybe but real life yikers bro it
1:37:42
might be just like the type of person that does it that like can't pull it off but like it just does not work at all in
1:37:48
real life i've never seen it work doesn't work on me either
1:38:04
18 month pog holy [ __ ] that's two [ __ ] babies bro
1:38:12
we gotta name the second
1:38:23
this one's a little goofier but it's okay
1:38:35
chat what do we name the child what do we name our second child what's a good second child name this one's definitely
1:38:40
goofier um
1:39:00
but it's not bad [ __ ] it i'll take it
1:39:08
those ones look so much better yeah like okay look i can even zoom in i think it's gonna look fine okay
1:39:14
better way better way better way better way better okay come lord
1:39:20
come lord we're naming them come lord magna [ __ ] laude okay
1:39:33
it's the same either it is goofy maybe it's your lazy eye doing something no it both of them are goofy and also
1:39:40
shut the [ __ ] up um
1:39:47
lady rose has arrived yes wait you're supposed to name these things i have two oops
1:39:53
no [ __ ] what uh left one looks goofy
1:39:59
which one's left this one this one's fine this one's the better one so that gets
1:40:04
recognized for 18 months and i'm just stood here with my modest 23 months
1:40:11
we did we we had the second one we didn't even [ __ ] name that one um
1:40:16
like purple lavender you're [ __ ] nuts you look at this let me let me google [ __ ]
1:40:23
lord if i google purple lipstick look bro this shit's gonna look bro it's so
1:40:31
bad it's so [ __ ] bad it's like the [ __ ] dude it's like dude they're gonna sell
1:40:36
me on [ __ ] on the mlm scheme i swear to god it looks so bad on everyone like
1:40:42
10 out of 10 women it looks dreadful dreadful bro it's awful looking like
1:40:49
this needed photoshop to be helped dude that one's fine but like if i dude it
1:40:56
looks so bad it's like it ages you [ __ ] 50 years
1:41:03
it like on usually if i type in any other shade it will look at least fine
1:41:08
but none of these look good on first page google bro if it doesn't look good it's not a good look
1:41:15
on if listen if selena gomez if [ __ ] selena gomez
1:41:21
can't pull it off it's not worth doing it's terrible
1:41:26
anyway um okay look i wanna i need a i need a look i need like a i need a i need a i need a i need
1:41:33
a lipstick i need a lipstick thing peach oh [ __ ] yeah i mean there was this oh there was this color that i used all
1:41:39
the time that i haven't used in a while what can you expect from a person from brahmas all they care about is their
1:41:44
chips and gravy what i've never heard chips and gravy be a brown thing
1:41:52
honestly it's more curry in birmingham like we're known for like being really good at curry balti like we're really good at balti peach
1:41:59
okay let's see let's grab you yeah we're like known for being good at like uh curry here there's
1:42:06
like a really high uh indian population and they make [ __ ] awesome food
1:42:11
i'm i'm a big fan of curry i never used to be big fan now wait what's this one
1:42:17
this is more like ready you know red sort of thing it's less but it's more like nude red
1:42:25
i don't know what are you english rose
1:42:31
that's going to be pink as [ __ ] hold on that's that's like peach but sparkly
1:42:37
okay right peach but sparkly is i guess what
1:42:43
sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry hi there
1:42:49
what's this one this is the exact same color this is the exact same color i'm just gonna use that
1:42:55
one whoop okay the exact same color except like
1:43:01
oh one of them is english rose one of them's dusky rose one of them slightly darker
1:43:07
hmm i'll use the slightly dark one for you to look better okay
1:43:13
nude rose this one's got no glitter it's just brown oh that's straight up brown that's awful
1:43:19
i'm never gonna use that okay rosewood
1:43:24
i haven't even if i open this i haven't even opened this one what the [ __ ] oh my god i don't wait
1:43:31
should we set up more ways to spend channel points yeah i'd say yes so there's a poll going
1:43:37
on right now for that i would also vote yes uh i just don't know what i don't know
1:43:42
no one's ever suggested a good idea for it besides maybe the 12th thing no one suggested any good ideas for
1:43:50
him this could be new drugs
1:43:56
oh my god i don't go all in on bob's or did you buy a knife or watch
1:44:02
uh i did both i did all so i oh [ __ ]
1:44:08
that's gonna look terrible hold on just gotta confirm yeah um okay
1:44:15
interesting that you mentioned that i did all um so it's my birthday coming up
1:44:20
and i've got a plan nothing fancy today only fanboy mode two
1:44:25
hours later looks still like a gremlin
1:44:33
you wanted shut the [ __ ] maybe chad is no longer an option it's now hog
1:44:39
so it's now judy hogg insert second name
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okay here's what you got the standard the light pink lips lip gloss that's it's we've used that before
1:44:50
it's worked the slightly new like glittery peachy or the more ready uh
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15k to add thigh highs what the [ __ ] yeah okay sure uh what
1:45:03
um or like slightly red more nude what do you think
1:45:08
there's not a ton of options honestly there's also nude lip gloss
1:45:13
there's also nude lip gloss uh oh and that's for like the peachy sort
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of nude sort of thing like more toned down i don't know
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what do you think 15 oh 15k channel points all right right
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right not 15 000 oh my bad sorry i've been spoiled um
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stripper sprinkles thank you for your thing nude lip stain
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just the exact [ __ ] same then just like my lips normally oh there's already a list oh [ __ ] okay
1:45:53
i'll save it new bro there's not really like a new
1:45:58
kind of okay look let me do this so it shows up on camera
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okay
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that is straight up just pink actually now looking at it it's just pink and glitter okay look
1:46:22
right there's the two there's the two lipsticks so there's the red one in the bottom one which is the bottom one is
1:46:27
the peachy sparkly thing the top one is the more ready nude one i thought it was more nude than that
1:46:34
rose purple lipstick looks very good on people of color if you want to do a more goth look you can go with a dark near
1:46:40
black color or just a black liner also just so you don't forget i'm pushing for
1:46:46
the faux leather outfit for today i know and also you're wrong i just
1:46:51
think purple lipstick never looks good it looks like a dead body um okay what do you think chat i need you
1:46:58
to vote on it on those two okay if there's no clear winner i'm just going with one of the glass things
1:47:06
i need i need a pole for it i need a pole the peach one or the ready one the peachy the peachy sparkly or the reddy
1:47:12
red the nudie red fuller my god
1:47:20
you say that as if a dead body is bad it is
1:47:28
what okay most of you are saying red but i'm honestly just waiting for the [ __ ] mods to make a poll about it i
1:47:33
think i want to see it on like stats oh [ __ ] hey kevlar okay i know now some people saying peach thank you mods
1:47:40
i want to see now i want to know this could genuinely be a 50 50. thanks mods um
1:47:46
it's straight up it's it's 46.56 44 56. 44 foot
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dude it's split down the [ __ ] middle what the hell 56 54
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57 53 or 47 what the hell this is a thing
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your nose is massive looking at it now i know sorry you're just now spotting it it's my [ __ ] it's my uh what's it called
1:48:13
my trademark it's almost 48.52
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4852 what the [ __ ] what's eyelashes [ __ ]
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stop being [ __ ] that's what i mean this one's a little goofed
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slightly better but not great
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red one the ready one run the red the what the [ __ ] okay
1:48:44
listen chat maybe maybe we can swap it later on maybe we can swap it later on
1:48:50
god knows i just want to do so i just want to do some knife talk i just want to do some i just want to grill
1:48:56
i just every all the people in chat arguing about reds versus pink i just want to grill
1:49:02
uh phil 48 52 brexit all over again well it's you know the winning party was always the right
1:49:09
one right right anyway
1:49:21
oh i think that dude i think they won i think this one might actually be the right one
1:49:32
i just really suck at applying lipstick that's shaped like this
1:49:46
[Music] it wasn't a big enough majority do it
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again [ __ ]
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i goofed that what the [ __ ]
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okay wait but wait dude i think they might have got it though honestly i think this one was the
1:50:29
best option at it dude i think they nailed it i hate it listen
1:50:35
i hate it as much as you do i hate that i hate the fact that one party won by only like four percent of the votes but
1:50:45
it's kind of the right option it was it was kind of the right option
1:50:51
nice there you go i think i think i think the the people that won the the people that uh that one should have won
1:50:59
ow that was solid the gamble paid off finn do you wear
1:51:05
wigs uh honestly not very often now no uh i mean like when i say not very often
1:51:11
i mean i i literally haven't in the past [ __ ] god knows how long
1:51:21
there we go what do you think what are you thunking hi nat sorry i'm just
1:51:26
just being better than you in every way by the way in every way in every way
1:51:32
hotter um that's it
1:51:39
better at fortnight again um
1:51:44
now that fortnite has no building i haven't played it yet but now that fortnight has no building i think i might actually find it fun i've been
1:51:50
meaning to try it out though could i can i sit on your lap oh how are you the uh
1:51:56
are you all natural hair now yeah oh yeah uh what outfit do you think what
1:52:02
outfit do you think i should be i should wear now that i've got my um
1:52:08
my look down oh damn this [ __ ] looks really good
1:52:16
i'm gonna wear that again i think that's a that's a solid can i like mark this as good
1:52:22
i'm gonna put like a little i'm gonna get i got my little pen i'm gonna put like a green
1:52:27
little smiley face on here come on boot up a game then you won't
1:52:36
[ __ ] it oh sorry oh dude i'm so sorry okay now that all right
1:52:43
now that i've got to get an outfit on um eli you were you gave me 250 to
1:52:49
technically tuck during a stream do you want it to be this one or the or the or
1:52:54
the next girl one what do you think fanboy now because i'm not going to be wearing bubs so i just
1:53:00
want you to know that i don't know if you just want to uh skip some nice words for someone who
1:53:07
feel really bad let's get in heels and skirt and heels and pink t-shirt i don't
1:53:12
think i own a pink t-shirt tight corset what fanboy wears corsets
1:53:18
none actually you'll never find one which kind of lipstick is that i don't know it doesn't say oh it does haha it's
1:53:27
[Music]
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even without bobs ah this is my fanboy look
1:53:44
uh comfy big shoe hoodie oh but it's such like a yellow thing it's so i don't know
1:53:50
you should you should walk to a park and talk to people dressed up as a girl that's a really quick way to die
1:53:57
what a good idea uh i dude okay in l.a
1:54:02
sure in brighton of course why wouldn't i do that sounds like fun stream
1:54:08
in birmingham in birmingham bro
1:54:13
look look look i'll have to like [ __ ] defend myself man they've everyone's got one of these
1:54:20
i guess it's better than guns but stabby stab very hard to oh you [ __ ]
1:54:26
tennis dress floofy dress tic-tock tights baggy stuff to hide shape see tick-tock tights are just gonna
1:54:36
okay [ __ ] flip a coin head now or tails later eli
1:54:44
oh [ __ ] okay okay that's that's that's solid i don't know if i have a coin though
1:54:50
um huh can i flip a dollar bill
1:54:57
can i just drop this and see what side it lands on if i drop it flat if it's abraham lincoln
1:55:04
if it's abraham lincoln we talk in the main in because he's a no no no if it's abraham lincoln we do not tuck because
1:55:11
he's a man he's a good a good man a uh there's a quote i'm trying to remember use google clone flip
1:55:19
but this is more fun fine i'll do the i'll do a natural coin flip okay coin flip
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okay let's say um [Music] okay let's say
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heads okay
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let's say heads and i tuck my head back right if it's tails
1:55:44
the tail the tail can the front tail can stay okay let's do that that's a bad way to
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say it but okay ready three oh [ __ ] ready three
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come on tails come on tails okay ready three two one
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best of three best of three best of three okay ready same same things again okay best of three
1:56:17
okay best of five best of five okay same thing again best of full money in this
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stay in day no way no i'm gonna swap it this time okay i'm gonna swap it around if i if it's heads we don't tuck today
1:56:29
if it's heads we don't touch today best of five
1:56:34
see there we go we're on a win we're on a whim run away and the place where there are roughly the same number of teeth as there are people
1:56:45
it took me a minute that was that was good it took me a minute that was funny you
1:56:50
you little silly that was that was that was fine i'll accept that one
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wait 250 refund what do you mean no i'm going to do the talk today i'm going
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to do this i'm going to tuck today i'm gonna tuck right now right now i'm leaving
1:57:14
i'm i'm going i'm on my way i am moving i'm moving back i'm running to go get
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the uh the tucking equipment and some tick tock tight what you know what before i leave
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what
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should i where is the top what should i wear as a top and remember i'm not putting any titties in so it's
1:57:38
gonna have to be normal it can't just be like [ __ ] cropped up oh it can't just be like uh
1:57:43
what's it called it can't be like just cleavage showing because obviously i'm not gonna like have any cleavage
1:57:50
what crop tops do i own you're all saying cropped up yes it can be but like
1:57:56
what i don't own your pain amuses me
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thong as a shirt nice um i'm not gonna be wearing a thong no
1:58:07
uh do you own plenty and you know it
1:58:14
what crops up i know i do but i don't have anything that's like not meant to be for titties i don't have anything i can picture like wearing
1:58:23
ah long as a shirt new meta
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good time to bring out the alcohol if you're gonna tuck babes
1:58:38
the daddy cheerleader top oh my god i think i must have chucked that away it it was like it was too small for me like
1:58:45
ages ago and it was bad it only fit this how much not gonna happen it's a fanboy stream
1:58:51
i've decided this is a fanboy stream i need to at least have one stream where it's like a femme boy stream
1:58:57
and also it's a good symbol of like not doing the garment yet we'll start
1:59:05
no i'm just not gonna allow it um
1:59:11
okay [ __ ] it i'll i'll i'll figure it out hey fem boy stream hey ace hey dc vr
1:59:17
hey dude um and yes it is it's fanboy hours let me see um
1:59:22
i've got to go find myself a uh shirt
1:59:30
daddy cheerleader top was too small with bobs would it would fit without but that i don't know where it is i might
1:59:36
have thrown it away anyway okay let me let me do the million dollar donut yeah should i do it for a million dollars okay let me go on to let me put some
1:59:42
music on for you every what the [ __ ]
1:59:47
that's me hold on there we go
1:59:52
let me put some nice music on for you shall we how much eight bumps
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the follow the top and bottom but the the top is just like a bra okay [ __ ] right let's do it music lord me
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i'm gonna go find myself a top feel me [Music]
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you change your mind like a girl change his clothes
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hey
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i should not stay [Music]
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[Applause]
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is [Music]
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[Music] and you're [Music]
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your [Music]
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is [Music]
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[Applause] [Music]
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is
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[Music]
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uh
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[Music]
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someone call the doctor
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[Music]
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yes
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okay i have found nothing good i found nothing worthy in my opinion okay look
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so here's what we've got uh so here's one which is not actually a bad top
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it's just uh maybe very very very girly and doesn't match anything so there's this this like i
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don't know how this ties around uh but there's that i don't know how that works yet but there's that there's this
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again a really girly top that might not match anything that's a crop top i don't know there's this
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okay there is uh this black one which does it just definitely doesn't
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match anything but it's it's i literally grabbed every crop top i've worn this one a lot it's real plain but it's it is
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a crop top uh and then the one that he keep the one that you keep asking me about is this
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outfit and i know this doesn't fit me because look this is it look all right this is the
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outfit that you mean the like bra thing the leather what's it [ __ ] look this is
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the top for it right that's it unfolded watch this this is why i know this isn't gonna work
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look looks like a bin bag yep look so this is already insane
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this ain't made for me buddy and and like bro this this this shit's
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this [ __ ] ain't gonna work like i it looks like one of the gun vests people wear like bro that's that's
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insane i literally can't wear it um perfect yeah
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uh it's maybe because you order it like so small for women um and then these are
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the these are the trousers which definitely would fit but like what the [ __ ] maybe it's just amazon being weird that
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like maybe they just looked way better in pictures but like they they don't look good
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uh okay uh and then let me see if i've got anything else
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there was this one that i wore yesterday with the bobs i think oh no that was one not the one that i wore it was
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not that one either it was this one again very plain but it's like it's
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really it's really going to be odd when it's like zipped up though because it's like it doesn't have a it's just like a turtleneck
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crop top thing i don't know i don't really dude send me some crop
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tops i i don't have any good [ __ ] crop tops one or two the second one so the so okay
2:05:40
the two options right now again but i don't have anything that goes with them so the two options right now are this
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so number one i'm gonna give you guys a vote on this one so number one
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again i have no [ __ ] clue how it works i don't i don't know how this [ __ ] works
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i i don't know how to put it on like this because these are all just loose strings there's this one right
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or there's number two which is this one i think
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i don't know which way around it is there's no in clear indication of which way round is oh there's this one
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and i don't know which one okay do me a poll do me a poll of one or two
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we're gonna need poles okay but then there's no like i don't there's
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no [ __ ] outfit there's no bottoms that go with it
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okay dude is it really gonna be a 55th it's [ __ ] 51.49
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oh not this [ __ ] again 52 48 bro okay
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that is insane a leather skirt would go with either okay a black skirt would go with either
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but bro my legs unshaved this ruined 2016 for me what i'm so
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confused uh it's literally exactly 50 50.
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there are the vote difference is nominal okay
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dude red top was winning at 52 and now it's like losing at 49. now it's a 50 50 again bro you don't
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have much time here you got to make a choice now it's winning hold on okay i'll do it based on scout
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okay current winner this one so far this one's winning oh still gaining
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still gaining 52-48 right now 52-48 they're sticking pretty steady oh 51.49
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holy [ __ ] they're getting more even what the [ __ ] this is [ __ ] nuts finn whatever one
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is picked you have the tick-tock shorts that go with it a red one and a black one chat voted for tick-tock leggings
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smile [Music] my [ __ ] god
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50 50. it's currently 50 50. red tops still 20 votes ahead but it's still 50 50
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bro there's 10 seconds left on this bro it's 50 50 and there's 10 seconds
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there's 40 votes in it okay 51 to the red top currently holy
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red top clutches it by 199 votes only 99 votes red top [ __ ]
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takes it it does match the lipstick better okay
2:08:35
how do i use it how do i tie this is this like do i how does this work do i tie them
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both and then like [ __ ] two like bows on both shoulders is it like that
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it's gotta be like that right it's gotta be like that okay jesus christ that was [ __ ] crazy
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okay so do you want rip anyway new vote do you want red or black shorts with this
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red or black what do you think
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black might look better you know people saying black too black might look better i'm thinking black uh
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i didn't yeah i'm thinking black i'm gonna take the like bong and just say black and i'm saying black looks gonna
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oh [ __ ] there there's a vote i've already decided black but i'll i'll see what you guys think okay
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yeah it's mostly mostly on black already yeah 91 okay uh i've got to go figure out how the
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[ __ ] the type okay look let me show you let me by the way for the uninitiated let me show you what tucking is
2:09:53
so i am running low on my supply of these because i only ever own two which tells you that how like [ __ ] little i
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ever use these but this one these are by unclockable just in case you want one because i know
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whoop because i know people ask oh is this my last one i can now not talk any longer
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so i'm now officially out um so uh hit me up either send me some more
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in the p.o box or not anyway so this is what this should listen with i'm not a red shiny hot takes this
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to nothing jesus takes that to like puts that under your leg so you put this like
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so you do this look this thing you grab
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this thing it's like a big plaster texture right like look at this it's like a big like
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band-aid looking thing and there's a sticky side there you stick it that goes like
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so pp here that goes like this and then it does that and it's just a big sticky thing that's what it is i mean there's
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more there's a little bit more to it there's like a cloth thing to be sanitary and everything but like uh yeah that's pretty much it
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here's the thing i have not shaved i have not shaved
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uh and you kind of really need to so this is gonna take a [ __ ] age
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what do i do about this i've gotta shave my goddamn ass for this bro
2:11:18
what the [ __ ] i am now officially out so hit me up finn 2022
2:11:24
i'm so confused um big sticky thing it literally is
2:11:31
i didn't think i'd be [ __ ] doing this today bro i thought i was gonna have a nice femboy stream
2:11:37
easy it'll feel like wax oh bro okay
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this is gonna be like 10 minutes man okay
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um
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all right let's do it let's do it i really wish i could put this on like a thing
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okay ready
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me [Music]
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you change your mind like a girl change his clothes
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i should not stay [Music]
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[Applause]
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is [Music]
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[Music] and you're [Music]
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your [Music]
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policy [Music]
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[Applause] [Music]
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is
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[Music]
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uh [Music]
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someone call the doctor
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[Music]
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yes
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got a problem gotta gotta got a little bit of an issue buddy
2:15:26
uh my shaver [ __ ] died my shaver [ __ ] died what do i do
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it's out of electricity bro it sure takes a while what do i do
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bro and bro i've got a [ __ ] like uh like a reverse
2:15:46
wax i have got a reverse like runway strip what i what what a [ __ ] call
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uh right now so the the [ __ ] bottom half of my like my balls are hairy as hell like my
2:15:58
oh landing i got a reverse landing strip right now i've got a [ __ ] taking off strip
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airplane oh you're [ __ ] crazy manual race what the [ __ ] sentry are you in epilator no you're
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[ __ ] crazy you're absolutely [ __ ] crazy
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use the axe instead grab the hair clip bro no no you need like shaved like properly shave i've got
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the one blade like it is properly shaved use it while it's plugged in you can't use it while it's plugged in i already tried that
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um okay because what do i even do
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don't worry the tuck kit will remove the hair for you later here's what i'm gonna do
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pull it out bro hair by hair here's what i'm going to do the tuck thing was 50
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vote you know people did say not to do it yet we can do it next stream i'll charge it
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i'll do it next stream i think that's the only way to do it
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that's the only way to do it deodorant and a lighter holy [ __ ] we're gonna have to do it next stream you make up your
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own whatever the [ __ ] on what that means for me you okay take some time discuss it
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amongst yourselves because i still have to at least go shave my [ __ ] armpits or it's going to be disgusting because i
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might i didn't shave in like a few days and you i don't know i don't like when my hair armpits grow there's not a lot
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of hair there but you know i want to shave it i'm just going to use an actual razor for it i refuse to use like an actual razor i don't always use that
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manscaped shaver it also had a battery remember you telling us that was awesome it is it's also out of battery it's all
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it literally it's both of them i tried they're both out of battery
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oh i can prove it to you guys you hear i got scammed
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okay figure this out amongst yourselves okay i'll show you when i'm back that these things [ __ ] died on me it was like anyway use the dremel tool holy
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[ __ ] okay i'm gonna uh put on puffy videos no i refuse to i'm
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gonna be back in a minute all right i'm gonna quickly go shave a little bit and then uh we'll we'll figure it out okay
2:18:16
[Music]
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like a is i would know and you oversink
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always be pretty clean i should know they are the good for me
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[Music] [Applause]
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is [Music]
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[Music] and you're down [Music]
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[Music]
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is [Music]
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[Applause] [Music]
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is you want to play
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[Music]
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what [Music]
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change your mind like a girl change is close
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i try dry your heart when you're cold yes then you'll know you're insane
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[Music]
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change your mind like a girl change his clothes
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[Music] [Applause]
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is
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[Music]
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[Music] and you're down [Music]
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policy [Music]
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[Applause] [Music]
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is
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[Music]
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someone call the doctor
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[Music]
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clothes like a [ __ ]
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i would know and you overseeing always be
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pretty clean i should
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[Music]
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is [Music]
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[Music] and you're down [Music]
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[Applause] [Music]
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[Music]
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i am back oh what the [ __ ] i am i am currently getting changed
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[Music]
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uh i'm currently getting changed i'm just putting on the only two pieces of the outfit but i am kind of naked
2:26:15
don't really want to go higher
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[Music]
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change your mind like a girl change his clothes
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like a [ __ ] i would know and you overseeing
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[Music]
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i really want to go
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[Music]
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[Music]
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i would know [Music]
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is
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[Music]
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you don't really want to pay
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yeah okay i good timing i'm pretty much done
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i there's just no way i can actually show you this though like
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okay huh i'm putting on the head the what's it called the cat is
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okay i literally i can't stand up i i straight up can't because like dude
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i okay ready one sec let me let me oh let me turn my camera on real quick
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oh bro my nips are [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh this really doesn't help my [ __ ]
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map my move situation i am sorry i failed you you really lose to get the
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wrong size clothes i am using the measurements and true fit on amazon but still i am sorry i hope you at least
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enjoy your new title i do don't worry about it i'm sure we can find some different ones okay ready
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three two one hit me high so here's the top wow
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cool i straight up cannot show you the bottom of them the the bottom fortnight
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i just can't [ __ ] do it oh hey pete i hi i can't [ __ ] do it i'm doing i'm trying to pull off fanboy but in like
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completely women's clothing so it's not working like even the tops cut to allow
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like this that's how it like the fit is wrong because i don't have titties needs boobs yeah this top is really
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dependent on boobs otherwise it just looks like because it's like goes dips down there i don't know it makes me look weird
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um and then and then the and then the and then the and then the those what the
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[ __ ] do i do
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look okay i can scoot back but like this shit's this [ __ ] this shit's gotta remain bro
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i i i what do i do what do i what do i do here
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crew top could you show the back of the outfit uh yeah yeah um oh yeah look at the
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bows i tied terribly what the [ __ ] okay look okay the
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back side of the outfit is great now i am
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i'm just gonna do that so i have boobs what the [ __ ] though this is a this is
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this is not a good outfit choice this is a bad outfit this is a bad outfit this is not a good outfit
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this is bad what do i what do i do about this man what do i do about this man
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ugh
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it does need boobs there put a skirt on yeah a skirt would look better a skirt would be better
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but the top's still also bad it's bad in every way it's bad in every way the top's not great because it's like a cropped up with straps stuff makes my
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shoulders look bigger and also like they need to hold on let me like tense that look at that
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muscle control dude look
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okay [ __ ] um i really should have tucked so scuffed
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true should i grab that shall i grab her skirt i'm i'm okay i'm gonna go grab the
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skirt maybe you spent so long complaining and
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spamming us with awful music that the shaver has recharged by now i haven't put it on chat it's here look look here
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it is
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what the [ __ ] it works now oh you [ __ ] you've made me look like
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a dick you've made me look like a liar bro i swear to god i swear to god it was out i swear to god it was out of battery
2:33:44
i just shaved my [ __ ] armpits with like a razor instead i could have just done it with this i would have used this
2:33:49
if it was ugh my grandmother would be 95 today look
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let me show you my this is how i spend until the [ __ ] loses battery
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right look
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maybe it just sat there for so long [Music] listen you can hear it i got scammed by
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a femme boy bro oh listen it's going ready
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ready you hear it you hear it
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oh [ __ ] i'm gonna have one arm shaved and when i'm not shaved
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and there it is
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hey it's not like dude i swear to god it's it was it was dead it was dead i swear
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it was dead okay it wouldn't have done it anyway it would have done it anyway no
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250 refund no bro okay
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no it's fine look i can do it a different time
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i can do it a different time i can do it a different time it's okay also look at the difference to my [ __ ] arms one's like lighter than the other now
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look one's like it looks like the sam's in shadow versus this one look but it ain't it's just the sounds lighter
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because there's no hair on it now um it's colder in your bathroom yeah it's
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it's warmer in here is that why if i like shake this a bunch will it [ __ ] like like the old batteries like i hold it
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for a while and just do that see you see what i mean it makes me look
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like a dick bruh okay see just yeah okay
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um what should i swap this shirt what do i
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do okay i've got a razor sharp knife i can just shave with a knife
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it doesn't work now it means it's just like it occasionally kicks in a tiny bit of battery
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what do i do chat help
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uh sure it's fine i mean i'm definitely gonna put a skirt on so you don't need to i'm not gonna put on bob's it's not
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gonna happen um wait what
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finn's trying to do a fanboy without failing and going full phone bro no i'm not i'm not i'm not
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i'm trying to do the [ __ ] fanboy thing use the keys that's what i shave mine with
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oh what the [ __ ] shaving your balls with a knife
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you're in you're a mad man there's not a single human being alive like that what the [ __ ] what do i do
2:36:47
hi finn it's my friend ava's birthday and she loves your streams can you say
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happy birthday to her happy birthday happy birth was it ava happy birthday
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good [ __ ] good job you lived another year that's that's more than some people
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i don't know all right let's uh
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what do i you need a shirt whether bobs aren't necessary i know that's what i mean so also it needs thigh highs right it
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needs thigh highs i'm thinking like skirt die highs love the shirt what else
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all fishnets you know that thing that people do where it's like it's fishnets but like it goes over the skirt as well
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i've seen people do that it looks kind of cool um i don't know what do
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you gotta do bob's i'm not doing the [ __ ] i'm not doing bobs i'm just not going to it's not gonna [ __ ] happen choker oh
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[ __ ] choker would be good you just look like a girl with smoke no girl has this small
2:37:51
bro that's just my nipple like that it's not gonna no girl has like that why has it got so
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much definition when i like go over the light like that look at that looks like boobs a little bit anyway um
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the fanboy looks working they do a little bit yeah
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show nails love you mom look at the nails i got these today
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they're like so there's like these two like flowery in the middle there's like
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little print of flowers pink pastel flowers and [ __ ] ah
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what do i do for a shirt that [ __ ] okay what about like remember that black one that i said i like doesn't really work
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with anything no i wouldn't it's going to be it's going to be insane
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what do i do what do i do what do i do what do i do [ __ ] um
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black tie is not fishnets i could do i could do thigh highs i could do fishnets i don't care
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um i know so i want to do a fanboy look bruh
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oh believe me i've met girls with smaller bobs than that yikes man there's uh yikes to those
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girls you just uh oh believe me um
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too femme already [ __ ] you time for that baby name oh [ __ ]
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uh kyle for no particular reason no carl
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carl carl i'm gonna name it carl fitness boobist yeah
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run a long sleeve crop top would work i have a red crop top but it just says it's
2:39:40
like branded it says a bunch of [ __ ] it's like some off-brand called evils and it's two big letters
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um i don't think i do i own a like long-sleeve cramp tab i do but it's not very good
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bro i don't really [ __ ] i don't own any other [ __ ] crop tops
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okay let me uh let me let me try for let me try for going on a hunt again for it okay which one okay i don't have any
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clean ones i don't have any ones that are in my possession immediately okay one one minute i'm gonna go for a hunt brb
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wait i gotta change that [ __ ] finding
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better idea you got a black and red crop top they have a white symbol on the front they are kinda thin but they work
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for fanboy look john send me a picture dude oh do you want a different song
2:40:34
what's uh yeah send me the send me the thing polish cow i think is copyrighted what i [ __ ] hate you you can't just
2:40:40
give me like the briefest description you have a black and red crop top with a white symbol on the front what does that
2:40:46
even mean i don't know i don't remember it john
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minecraft polish oh [ __ ] yeah yeah forgot about that
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okay
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[Music] oh my god i can't find the actual video that chassis
2:41:37
block country roads that's very good uh was it from
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okay as
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i need a link to something oh bro what what the [ __ ]
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found it [Music]
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there we go i got it i got i got it this oh you john why not oh i thought you found the is this what is oh my god this
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is yeah what the [ __ ] this what is it though is it a top this one it's like
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okay so first of all not red at all second of all this is two [ __ ]
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years ago what is it though wow put it on
2:42:32
this [ __ ] dude at least didn't look good at the start
2:42:38
you have this in red too bro there's no way i have there's no way i know where it is though i it i know i couldn't have
2:42:43
ever worn this it's like not good looking it doesn't look good
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look at all young me jesus needs shoulders true uh okay
2:42:54
let me go uh before stream okay so that okay i'm glad i'm glad that i
2:42:59
know that it's not gonna work okay dang the globe jesus okay
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so cute short young head chubby fan okay i'm gonna go for a run let me see
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such an honor [Music]
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do
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[Music]
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do
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[Music]
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do
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[Music]
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do
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do
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do
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[Music]
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do
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[Music]
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do
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do
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[Music]
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do
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[Music]
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okay i think i've nailed it i think i've nailed it i think i've [ __ ] nailed it everyone get each other back in here
2:50:59
you're going to want you're going to want to see this
2:51:04
boys you're going to want to see this i need to do spammy's back for the people watching on the thing
2:51:10
okay the people that have turned the sound off okay boys thanks to a tom sato for my sub
2:51:16
gift how do i keep coming when there is a stream where is offline gang
2:51:22
i think i've just i think i've nailed the outfit what can i say i think i've nailed the outfit right hold on let me know
2:51:29
okay there we go all right i think i've nailed the outfit i'm ready
2:51:34
i think i've nailed the outfit this is about as good as it can get i i listen i understand that i did not
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tuck fine i've got something better
2:51:47
i've got something better okay ready okay ready three two one
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solid solid but
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what are you thinking what are you thinking
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better is it better now it's better right i mean come on
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there we go good good good solid good solid
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good solid good solid
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there we go needs bobs no this is fanboy hours this is not girl
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hours what the [ __ ]
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uh i feel like the top doesn't suit this guy much i think it does i thought i [ __ ] with it i [ __ ] with it it's a good outfit it's a
2:52:50
good [ __ ] outfit i know you want booba you're not getting any you're not getting any boober no boober for you
2:52:57
there wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
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done wait is that better cat is because these are like straight up in the air
2:53:09
tries to look like a femboy and still looks like an egg bro
2:53:14
shut the up um oh [ __ ] this could work
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this choker um
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okay i got this one as well or
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[ __ ] i don't see any other carriers left minus one walk plus two boober
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i'll take that deal i'll take the deal for minus two i'll take the deal
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minus minus uh sorry minus one walk plus two boober i'll take it
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that or this possibly
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what do you think's better man no deal no deal for that why why not
2:54:20
garbage or the classic the classic might work
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better okay i reckon we have to go for it like
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all right goldman's request bob's we're not in gal month this is not even okay
2:54:39
right okay here's the thing here's what you've got you've got number one the the classic right the
2:54:46
classic you've got number two [Music]
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or you've got element chapters we waited a year he's never gonna
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okay i think personally it's between the classic or i think it's between number one or
2:55:05
number three so the number three number one
2:55:11
i think in real life number one would look better i think for the stream this will look better you wanna try it okay [ __ ] it let's do
2:55:18
it let's do the uh el chaino okay
2:55:23
how the [ __ ] does this work oh i did it backwards there we go okay
2:55:30
three is too much one is better see that's what i mean i would agree but [Music] it's kind of an aesthetic of i'm trying
2:55:37
to warm them on me dad what do i call you help mommy sorry daddy sorry
2:55:45
fingerless gloves i don't think i own any one is for lady rose the third is for
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salutes true the [ __ ] where's the hole
2:55:56
boys you ever had this problem finding the hole on your on your women's choker there we
2:56:02
go i feel like my neck used to be wider
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okay
2:56:21
hold on just posing wait this way
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[ __ ] i don't know hold on i'm like doing the man spreading thing
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i don't i don't know how the [ __ ] would i position this having not having boobs i
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can't do that
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there you go what do you think what do you think the gasification of thing
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oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] hold on i made it worse
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there we go bing bong oh [ __ ] it's 12.
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all right guys now that's done you know what time it is you know what time it is chat
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i know what time it is knife review time so i'd like to start it off pretty damn
2:57:22
strong so i like started off pretty damn strong no boober ain't no boober you guys didn't
2:57:29
you got can we put a poll out boober for -1 walk that's my price
2:57:35
you do have fingerless fishness type gloves but you probably lost them i remember the person who sent them it it
2:57:42
started with a j and ended with an n you know them they are french
2:57:48
never heard of them i i've definitely lost it definitely lost them jealous of the balor songs they're banned here in germany no they're not
2:57:56
not a real bower song it's blunted it's a uh it's a kershaw lucha the trainer one and it's great
2:58:03
anyway thank you thank you mods for the poll watch me win booba for minus one walk
2:58:09
everyone vote yes everyone vote yes in the poll everyone vote yes this is a big thing why is it all flip knives there's only
2:58:16
just one bala song because actual balosongs are illegal in the uk and this is literally the best training one i
2:58:22
could get my hands on because all of the other ones are sold out or they don't ship to the uk
2:58:28
so hope manly finn could be a role model today guess what i will have to do
2:58:36
i will be your daddy i mean everyone's voting yes it's seventy percent 500k channel points i can
2:58:44
replace the walks oh i'm not adding the walks again though
2:58:49
so it's okay you can't you can't own one and you haven't and have it in your private home no they're straight up i can get a gun
2:58:56
easier than i can get a real ballast unlimited real [ __ ] i can get an ar-15 before i
2:59:03
get a a real bala song in the uk like there's no you could be the [ __ ] president of the united kingdom you
2:59:09
can't own a battle song but you're on a [ __ ] gun it's it's insane the weapons laws are nuts anyway uh but
2:59:17
i can own all the rest of the stuff on here besides two of them i mean i can own all of them i mean what
2:59:24
we have a president yeah anyway president of scotland england and wales and all of ireland anyway uh so
2:59:32
knife let's go knife number one because everyone always asks me yeah this is part of guy month by the way uh this is
2:59:38
part of guy month just fyi this is part of guy month okay
2:59:46
i'm gonna do my [ __ ] knife review because that's the manliest [ __ ] i can do
2:59:52
this is a great outfit by the way i know some of you don't [ __ ] with it i really i've been watching your streams for a few months now and just wanna say i
2:59:59
appreciate what you do because i worked up the courage to come out as bye to some of the people in my life as well as
3:00:05
explore my more feminine side big props to you kind sir relieved face
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thank you oh that's nice finn will never touch grass
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[ __ ] you give me more money okay look so this
3:00:24
look okay so here's the one that i always suggest people either i haven't got it here but the spyderco it's in the
3:00:30
other room i could get it shall i get the other one i'm gonna get the other one the one one minute i've gotta do it hold on
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don't don't don't one minute
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i really hope you weren't staring at my ass right then chat i really hope you weren't
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okay okay okay so here's the there's two knives that i
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suggest people that want to get into knives and it's this one it's the spyderco tenacious because it's cheap as
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[ __ ] and honestly you could buy this and never buy another knife it's pretty great um it's not the best steel though
3:01:19
that's the only thing and it maybe isn't the best folding mechanism but like they're pretty much everywhere okay
3:01:24
spike and it's also great blade grind it's thick enough but still pretty thin like it's like a kit it's like a folding
3:01:30
kitchen knife it's great you should do only vans and i totally was staring
3:01:36
maybe no i'm kidding not when uh not when i'm doing minecraft buddy that's weird the uh
3:01:44
but this is the one that i get this one the one that i uh i this is the one that i show people right this is the one that
3:01:49
i recommend people get if you want to get into a knife you don't want to spend [ __ ] 500
3:01:54
buy this one it's great it's like 50 bucks or something i don't know it's the best like good budget slash high-end knife you know anyway second up
3:02:02
is if you want to spend a little bit more but get arguably a better knife ah this thing benchmade bug out it's way
3:02:08
better steel and it can do this [ __ ] and it's very fun uh and you there's a bunch of mods you
3:02:14
can do to the [ __ ] it's really heavy you get a different handle people might say the handle's a bit shitty and i would be
3:02:20
inclined to agree because i can literally like squeeze the handle together with my like
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brute [ __ ] hulk strength look at this you know right
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let me screw this together um but it's just because it's made of g10 and there's like no liners in it so
3:02:37
yikes but it's also really lightweight it's
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great just a bit of like a hot check real quick uh by the way this skirt is too loose like it should be sitting a
3:02:49
bit higher but it keeps like falling down but like bad pretty solid anyway
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um all right what else what else do you want to go through oh here's one that i
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get dude i got dude bro this is the proof the government stupid now okay the uh the whoever's taking care of like
3:03:07
border controls dumb as hell they seized this knife and it's a beautiful knife the arc form slim foot
3:03:13
it's more it's like 375 it was the most expensive knife i bought the time i got a letter that they seized it weirdly
3:03:20
and i said that to the company that that i bought it from and they gave me a refund but then i also sent a letter to
3:03:26
the government and said you seized it for the wrong reasons that's illegal give me a knife but their value is still far greater
3:03:33
than boops for two hours part you f1 nn but it's true it's been over a year also
3:03:40
put on your darn hip pads to make skirt fit that what do you mean it's not fitting
3:03:45
on my waistline not my hips if it's if the skirt sat on my hips it'd be like down there like oh okay my hips are like
3:03:52
there it should be like there but do you see what i mean by like you know
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yeah anyway the uh anyway the [ __ ] uh what's it called i
3:04:06
got i got sent the knife anyway uh the customs charged me [ __ ] 90 pounds because they illegally seized my [ __ ]
3:04:12
[ __ ] but they still [ __ ] gave at me what the [ __ ] anyway solid the other one i got from spyderco
3:04:18
is this one the spidey chef it's not as good as i thought it was but it's very like
3:04:23
it's pretty good it's solid i [ __ ] with it it's very high quality i'll give it that but it's really not very good
3:04:29
ergonomically [ __ ] a [ __ ] we need to fatten you up a bit i
3:04:34
disagree i disagree i'm trying to lose a little tiny bit more weight just a little tiny bit more weight because like
3:04:41
i went up a little bit i was i i was really happy with how i looked when i was 65 kg i want to be 65 kg i'm like 66
3:04:49
67 and that weird little bit of uh like uh wait it really like it shows so i don't
3:04:55
know you know what you're doing yeah dominoes no i drank so much [ __ ] i drank so i
3:05:02
must have had 10 000 calories of alcohol last night bro your weight is quite optimal at the
3:05:07
moment yeah i mean um personally you like okay it might not be something
3:05:13
you notice but i notice it so it's like i i've got a such a good photo but it's so nsfw with me it's i look so good i
3:05:20
found like the perfect pose but it's like it's like it's my waist and my [ __ ] like hips and you know i was
3:05:26
naked so like man but i i it's this perfect photo of me it looks so [ __ ] good or at least like that my like
3:05:33
mid-section of it looks so [ __ ] good and i can never release it but it's so
3:05:38
good i would really like to but it's i i'm literally wearing nothing
3:05:45
post on nsfw reddit no i don't been taking naked photos yeah i i've got a bunch i've got like uh progress pictures
3:05:53
it's the only way because dude with weight loss you can only i swear to god you can you can tell by other people
3:05:59
telling you and stuff and you can sort of tell but it's way bigger of a kick when you've got a before photo because
3:06:04
you can be like oh [ __ ] i've changed a lot and i wouldn't have noticed how much i changed because you
3:06:10
almost can't notice it that's the scary thing about i know i've gained a little bit of weight but i know i've gained a
3:06:16
little bit of weight and i know i can't tell like properly in my face but i know it's different because my my figure is
3:06:22
different i know i've gained weight right so it's like f1 and n5t
3:06:27
i was peaking now i'm like i'm 90 there right side earring yeah look so i've got
3:06:32
one there and nothing there because it [ __ ] fell out jesus
3:06:39
uh i track weight loss by realizing i need to buy smaller clothes i do that with corsets dude there's dude there is
3:06:46
there i remember a point in it oh man i remember a point in it where i was putting on a corset and it completely
3:06:52
tightened all the way and i couldn't tie it anymore and it was a corset that i'd used for years and it was like oh [ __ ]
3:06:59
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] not bad oh [ __ ] and i had to buy a
3:07:06
smaller corset so not to brag or anything but i'm a size small and a corset just so you know i
3:07:12
also remember someone getting you a custom knife with your name on the side of it
3:07:17
it's it you won't know where that is it's in my kitchen because it's hanging up next to my knives i do use it all the time it's it's like a permanent fixture
3:07:24
of my house just just so you know i've also still got your spike over there
3:07:30
i'm over pronouncing ours because of marisa it's insane um i meant trousers or shirts he says
3:07:35
corset uh how tall are you
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quite very actually very tall i'm so tall only fans no what was i
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doing okay the rest of them oh yeah here's a shiragora fake uh they're just as good
3:07:53
as the original the action is crazy good on it it's amazing uh and then also i'm
3:07:58
gonna quickly like speed run it because i know you guys don't care this knife is my customized pm2 from spyderco it's a
3:08:05
[ __ ] lightsaber of a knife it's awesome this again is a fake protech uh malibu or like a
3:08:12
ferrum forged drop thing it's great i really want the original one but i can't find it this is the pm3 with a little
3:08:19
custom divot thing so i can use my fake nails and still open and close it really easy that's probably my all-time
3:08:25
favorite one this my giant [ __ ] benchmade cowboy nice tartan skirt use belt to
3:08:31
hold it up p s rockstead knife review when when i get it and then this one is
3:08:37
uh this one's the something shinkansen uh which means like
3:08:42
bullet train or something in chinese or japanese i don't know but uh it's a front flipper and it looks really
3:08:48
[ __ ] cool it's titanium titanium and carbon fiber and that's kind of all she wrote there
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we go knife review over i'm gonna grab my thing now
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i really like playing with this well it trains japanese okay yeah
3:09:04
shinkansen it's great durability eyes one of those considers are those considered robust
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yeah really um the only one that i wouldn't say put it in hard like this one's not great it's the only one that i
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keep that the blade steel's not great the rest of them are solid though i wouldn't consider this one especially
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robust but it's more of an arts knife anyway so [Music] anyway that that [ __ ] this one
3:09:28
this this this is insane i put this thing through [ __ ] hell and it's great
3:09:33
100 recommend it it's the benchmade crooked river it's it's beefy dude anyway it's like the most expensive
3:09:40
beater knife i don't know hi guys tell me honestly
3:09:59
tell me honestly
3:10:09
thanks thanks guys tell me honestly
3:10:17
oh bro this shit's sick look at that yo the [ __ ] muscle shirt man why is this one bigger than this one
3:10:25
it's not it's just an angle you can tell which one is bigger for a reason it's my right arm
3:10:32
oh that [ __ ] hurt bro like [ __ ] pulling muscles just flexing
3:10:39
my forearm's a lot bigger on one of them forearms a lot bigger on one than the other uh
3:10:49
you go to noodle gym i don't go to any gym i do really need to go to the gym now
3:10:55
did i tell you that the [ __ ] house seller the one that okay i know that i've talked about the house so many times um
3:11:02
that the one that i'm gonna move hey chad you know that house i know i've already talked about it john but there's more people now okay you know that house
3:11:08
that i'm i'm gonna buy and move to you know that one i know i told you guys the the you know that house uh boys that i'm
3:11:15
gonna go move to you know that one just say yes you do
3:11:20
the owner [ __ ] died the owner died
3:11:25
the owner died uh we were two weeks away from completing on the sale i was gonna
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move and the owner [ __ ] died two weeks before we could finalize the sale
3:11:37
so i'm not moving um [Music] so i'm looking for a different house and i go to see one tomorrow
3:11:45
and i i share so much information and i'm gonna personally share not share this one because i feel like it's bad
3:11:51
luck because i told you about this house and then the [ __ ] owner died so i you
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which is my guy um when'd you last use the wrong machine
3:12:01
shut up go in this outfit height of professionalism
3:12:06
um i'm actually going to go to see it oh can i tell you about can i tell you about something
3:12:12
this is stupid i can tell you about this though it's insane i have gotten into watches
3:12:19
like that just like not like i i'm bored in it yet but like i've really gotten into it like ah the hobby of it it's so [ __ ]
3:12:27
interesting everyone that collects knives on youtube yep i know everyone that collects knives on youtube they
3:12:34
they say like dude the upper and god tier of knives right they stop at two thousand dollars you can dude if you're
3:12:41
spending a thousand dollars on a knife it's like or even above right because i know they go up to like two thousand
3:12:47
three thousand if you spend that much you're getting like they made [ __ ] one of these sort of
3:12:53
thing right they made ten right upper end gods here of them right customized
3:12:58
custom knives right that's what you get watches don't even start there once you start at like 5000
3:13:04
minimum right a luxury watch like an omega or some [ __ ] so you should not get into watches but it's
3:13:11
so [ __ ] interesting did you know if you can buy a rolex right now from rolex
3:13:17
like retail price rolex if you buy a daytona a rolex daytime you buy a daytona right now from [ __ ] rolex
3:13:24
themselves you can walk out the door sell it for thirty thousand dollars more than you bought it for so if millie
3:13:30
hadn't they're saying you'd have gone in girly girl mode to see this new house or were you about to scam the chat one
3:13:37
day into the month yeah i don't give a [ __ ] but i don't give a [ __ ] i'm not going you okay listen you don't get it
3:13:44
there was no rules on what outfits to wear right we didn't set a rule on what's out what outfits to her in fact i gave you the option to add more rules we
3:13:50
did not add you've still got the option to have more rules but there was no thing of what outfits to wear there is
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like ah feminine masculine sort of things and i usually whenever i do go out with like
3:14:03
titties and a sports bra because yeah of course i go out in the titties but i wear a [ __ ] sports bra i mean come on double d doesn't mean i have to wear a
3:14:09
push-up bra so uh i just go oh [ __ ] i didn't think about the heels though and now a poem you are so cute my
3:14:16
peepee cannot compute [ __ ] your stylist think about the heels my only one
3:14:22
question which isn't love related and also to all of you are you going to the festival of insomnia
3:14:28
when is it because multiple people have said they want me to go like like real life friends said that we should go to
3:14:34
insomnia so maybe probably yeah that's why i never believe i forgot that we said the heels thing but i booked the
3:14:45
[ __ ] do i have anything to do after the 14th
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no i don't have to go anywhere i would have but oh my god i can't believe i didn't think about that because i knew i
3:14:57
could like i knew i could just wear like [ __ ] i could just wear leggings and they don't look that bad
3:15:03
and a little bit of a little bit of boobs not a big deal eyelashes are fine heels like not heels the nails [ __ ]
3:15:09
dude eyelashes and nails and a bit of makeup bro easy easy the uh i've i've gotten so used to
3:15:14
that i have not gone out [ __ ] i've not gone out in heels because i'll be like six foot four
3:15:20
i don't go out in heels oh
3:15:26
see it's okay finn i can always count on your bimbo brain to scam yourself on us should i add it okay look
3:15:32
should i add it on my second monitor should i make a background for my for my second monitor seven inch heels no i'm
3:15:38
[ __ ] you i'm in heels i'm like six foot four six foot five
3:15:46
because you guys only [ __ ] send me five inch heels and four inch heels uh and rolex do a thing where you need
3:15:53
to buy a lower tier watch before you can exactly okay here's the dude watches bro they're [ __ ] they're so [ __ ]
3:15:58
interesting the um the ro the rolex thing like wait okay listen people that know rolex
3:16:05
in chat you gotta tell me if i'm being tasteful or not uh but i want my first watch to be the explorer too
3:16:12
i think that's a [ __ ] solid buy i make money on it
3:16:18
i'm just like i'm gonna really [ __ ] try for it actually my first one's probably gonna be like an omega but like
3:16:23
i'm gonna like my first rolex i wanted to be that i'm gonna really [ __ ] try for i've studied the theory behind it
3:16:29
like i found it i found like a family-owned jewelry store that i'm gonna like bug the [ __ ] out of and make
3:16:35
them like me until i can get one i'm 14 and six foot two you're short
3:16:40
i call [ __ ] on that that that's not [ __ ] possible you're not 14 and six foot two
3:16:46
that's not true as a sun reader your washboard chest without the bait on the donks is not doing it for me man as a
3:16:53
sun reader that's really [ __ ] good i'm sorry
3:17:01
this is what you get you want you got fanboy that's what you get that's what you [ __ ] get my friend is 14 and six foot one so i
3:17:07
can believe that [ __ ] i know a person who's six foot six at 14. no i don't 14 year olds are only allowed to
3:17:13
be under five foot it doesn't no shut up uh
3:17:19
my bf is six foot seven so from perspective my height that's just good yeah
3:17:25
i i dude who's 14 and not lying about their height to be taller [ __ ] he's
3:17:30
six foot four six foot two bull [ __ ] [ __ ] my 15 year old best friend is six foot
3:17:36
six i don't believe you i think that i think you're literally just lying i think you're just lying to me
3:17:43
i'm 13 and 6 foot [ __ ] there is no [ __ ] 13 year old that's
3:17:48
taller than me that's stupid how do you all know that guy's over six
3:17:55
foot is is that even possible bro i don't i know a couple people that are over six foot but i don't know anyone
3:18:00
like that i just call like whoa you're tall you know there's a guy living at the end of my road that's stupid talk
3:18:06
like he's seven foot tall no joke like he's the biggest human i've ever seen in my life like he probably breaks some record like my door look
3:18:13
he's look hold on i can't even look
3:18:18
see my door i know how tall he here's my door right he's like here
3:18:25
he's so big he's like seven foot he had to duck he has to duck under doorways
3:18:31
he has to duck under doorways he's massive anyway and he lives at the bottom of my photo
3:18:37
right and i always see him like getting into his car and it's not a big car you think a guy like that would own like an suv or something no you know it's like a
3:18:43
[ __ ] like fiat 500 looking thing why it's like his wife's car why would you do that to yourself or like
3:18:50
dude it's insane hell i feel like a goddamn hobbit i'm five feet four inches
3:18:56
i mean you feel like you are
3:19:01
can you imagine that that [ __ ] that [ __ ] is five foot four and just thought they could talk to me
3:19:07
god
3:19:13
can you believe the goal can you believe the goal someone that's five foot four trying to
3:19:18
speak to me a five foot eleven i'm out of your league buddy
3:19:29
sorry mr manly man i feel so sad for you [ __ ] [ __ ] you
3:19:36
we added a rule since the month hasn't started yet what do you mean we had it all you didn't even consult me what's the rule i did give you precedent to add
3:19:42
a rule but what's the rule
3:19:49
no clothes that covers too much skirts as much as possible
3:19:55
we'll vote on the rule i'm voting i'm i'm not i'm not gonna let you get away with that i'm i'm well i'm okay look
3:20:00
look no let me i'm i'm i'm giving chat the [ __ ] vote on that rule
3:20:07
let me uh let me open it as like a tab or some [ __ ] i'm opening photoshop
3:20:13
okay here's what here's what john put in chat and buy proxy i guess stuff look
3:20:19
no look oh holy [ __ ] thanks for the five good subs dude
3:20:26
you wanted me to add a rule easy no clothes that covers up too much skirts as much as possible
3:20:31
and the next like message in chat with sir matthew is full bimbo mode
3:20:36
oh yes spit on me again please skirt as much as possible as a um
3:20:43
is a [ __ ] you know yeah oh i've got an idea 2 000 subs i'll do
3:20:48
it 2 000 subs i'll do it 2 000 subs i'll do it
3:21:01
for a month in public you want me to dress all [ __ ] for a month in public and wear us
3:21:07
wear skirts as much as possible 2k subs
3:21:14
oh hey archmage 2k subs i'll do 2000 subs
3:21:21
2k will you get thumbs we already agree i'm already doing thongs for the whole month
3:21:27
2k subs [ __ ] you buy buy the 14th
3:21:34
buy the start
3:21:40
here have a vodka then we talk oh bro it's good um
3:21:46
where's my where's my jack jack and daniel so it is
3:21:51
listen oh damn i but then again i don't leave the house much so it's worth noting that i don't
3:21:57
leave the house i listen i can do it but i don't leave the house much and i'm
3:22:02
gonna not leave the house as much as possible
3:22:09
since i wasn't around when my rules were set you gave me the option of adding a rule that is the one i want to add are
3:22:16
you going back on your word no
3:22:23
i'm doing my part no [ __ ] [ __ ]
3:22:30
oh [ __ ] you can add your rules [ __ ] you you can't you [ __ ] i knew you were only talk no shot that you no you are
3:22:36
protects don't pay him chat he is just not gonna do bimbo month smile
3:22:44
you [ __ ] look okay john and bro you little shits
3:22:53
you wanna [ __ ] listen buddy dude mural has to leave the house once a week
3:22:59
no um finn for the skirt
3:23:05
you little [ __ ] you're [ __ ] why do you you and you and john and stop [ __ ] doubting
3:23:12
quote any more rules for bimbo month anything that'd be good contented if it's hard i'm 100 sure i will get it
3:23:20
done you can quote me on it bud
3:23:32
receipt [Music]
3:23:39
oh well if skirts in public is no big deal might as well make it
3:23:45
1500 subs not 2000
3:23:54
all finn knows is scamming oh that's awful that's [ __ ] awful holy [ __ ]
3:24:02
don't that's an awful combination that's terrible
3:24:10
i don't like how much you [ __ ] doubt me i had to re-up my prim's up anyway
3:24:16
i like how much you [ __ ] doubt me you two what did what do you guys do
3:24:21
because we can't trust you uh-huh
3:24:35
i'm feeling the doubt from here i've been there for myself
3:24:41
you [ __ ] john i'm wrong you little [ __ ] it's just wearing a skirt it's just
3:24:47
wearing a skirt it's bro it's just wearing a skirt it's just wearing skirts for
3:24:53
okay not all time skirts but not wearing clothing that covers up too much
3:24:59
what what what a [ __ ] uh what a like politically correct way to say wear [ __ ] clothes
3:25:06
the like crop tops [ __ ] short skirts blah blah i get it proper bimbo month
3:25:11
thing
3:25:31
you [ __ ] unlike the position you've you've put me
3:25:36
in here i like to i know and i know it was on purpose too i'm not stupid
3:25:46
did you [ __ ] the new rule is not skip specific but
3:25:53
you must work hey i want some hoist by your own what the [ __ ] i want some clarification yes it is
3:26:00
bimbo month it's supposed to be [ __ ] and pink right
3:26:14
okay okay fine fine fine
3:26:20
fine i'll [ __ ] do it for a month i will wear
3:26:26
more revealing clothes skirts as much as possible i would like some clarification on it by the way
3:26:32
the what is this uh if not skirts then tick tock shorts 20 of outfits must be i must put cake on
3:26:40
display this can be done with shirts scores whatever what i want some clarification i want mathematical like
3:26:45
what can i wear what can't i wear i need i need a what can't i wear rather than what can you know
3:26:51
now check look at the nails wow john and stuff you [ __ ] you're not i'm
3:26:57
not gonna let you [ __ ] turn chat against me on this one look
3:27:02
i'll [ __ ] do it i nee i want something from jon and stuff in return though i want something
3:27:08
out of it i want something out of it though
3:27:14
just just i need like i need like a contractual agreement that you won't doubt me on
3:27:20
this [ __ ] i already did we already had this [ __ ] i wore dresses all of [ __ ] dresses and skirts all of [ __ ] spain
3:27:26
and we had the same thing and you apologized and you still [ __ ] doubt me you little [ __ ]
3:27:37
propeller hat [ __ ] thing you can wear to do your job find it fine
3:27:44
every day every day i will wear a skirt some tick tock shorts what the [ __ ] ever
3:27:50
some booty shorts i don't care every day i will do it i will be posting pics of the [ __ ]
3:27:56
thing on instagram what do you have to lose do you even have any dignity left yes
3:28:06
yes chat is already against you
3:28:16
i'll be putting it on my instagram story i'll be updating you you didn't wear a dress on the flight
3:28:21
just oh bro they wouldn't let me in anyone else noticing that the more finn thinks about girly girl month the more
3:28:28
feminine his hand movements become
3:28:34
[ __ ] you there's too prescriptive isn't fun just make an effort to wear skirts more often easy
3:28:41
okay i'm fine then but are you gonna get all [ __ ] about it whenever i [ __ ] whenever i wear some like uh joggers or
3:28:48
something i know you're gonna get a little that's not very [ __ ] i lowered tear fin
3:28:55
i'm not the one being [ __ ]
3:29:04
okay okay okay
3:29:09
i think mini dress rather than skirts well dresses and skirts kind of how about to kill that but you wear it the true scotsman way with knives all
3:29:16
attached to it like one under there like thigh highs but with a knife tucked into it and
3:29:21
constantly blowing on something true scotsman way where a skirt and be blowing on stuff blowing
3:29:28
for the spin thing it just proves that you are able to do the things you promise if you put your minds to it what
3:29:34
i meant back then is that it meant rules should not be hard to respect yet they still were this is why i always doubt
3:29:41
you [ __ ] goal kiss a gun get lit phyllis for bimber month holy
3:29:46
[ __ ] no this is like the cheapest and worst
3:29:52
comment okay when is millie hanging on stream
3:29:58
dude she got covered so i don't know when she tests negative i'll bring millie onto the stream okay
3:30:05
i'm gonna need to get the i'm gonna take the eyelashes out like the the when she does when when someone does i'll extensions i'm gonna get them taken off
3:30:12
so i'm sure on the next round of stuff she'll be able to do it
3:30:19
caps lock stuck help don't care eli get banned [ __ ] all the caps in my chat thank you for the five gifted subs quick
3:30:25
npr how supportive unlike john and stuff and the rest of you okay fine i'm getting
3:30:32
too caught up on it i can't i can't get past your dog [ __ ]
3:30:37
okay okay
3:30:45
does anyone know finna said uh that he wears women's underwear like two things bro it's
3:30:50
okay we tilted the prince call me princess
3:30:57
i can't move past it bro i'm [ __ ] stuck on it i'm bi if you want crop tops what kind
3:31:03
sleeveless short sleeve half sleeve like these three quat air sleeve full sleeve
3:31:09
these are pretty great like uh i i like this this is pretty [ __ ] solid this is my favorite one i think it's gotta be
3:31:15
my favorite cropped up um
3:31:21
tank top oh my god no i mean i don't mind tank tops sort of style ones i had one before that was pretty good that was
3:31:26
more like crappie and i've just [ __ ] lost it uh
3:31:32
yeah i used to wear it with the thing over it so like i had like a jacket it was like one of my favorite looks in the stream so i like this jacket and i wore
3:31:39
it like off my shoulder and it was like a crop top it looked really good a little bit chavy don't get me wrong but it looked really good
3:31:45
but i [ __ ] with it 500k to kiss you mean five million dollars to kiss schlatt
3:31:51
i think schlatt would pay me that yeah but uh at some point i'm gonna go
3:31:58
shooting with slat who knows what it'll lead to it's a romantic thing going to shoot [ __ ] machine guns in
3:32:05
the desert who knows 100k for water
3:32:13
oh damn hey stuff why
3:32:19
oh [ __ ] i couldn't count for a second i was going to say why 22 thank you for the thank you the [ __ ] 22 gifted subs
3:32:25
to get it to 1.4 why why i didn't say anything happens at one and
3:32:32
a half thousand why what are you shooting with schlotz people uh
3:32:37
because i wanted to okay that's sus but fine he is about to be mean why how
3:32:45
did i say i do something at one point five thousand i've forgotten and i might be mean again why what are you [ __ ]
3:32:51
jesus christ yeah um so i need to get a couple things i need to get like a birthday dress and probably new uh i
3:32:57
need to get a birthday dress and probably some new uh thingies some new crop tops i guess but i need a
3:33:03
birthday dress i need i need a proper birthday dress and i don't remember where the [ __ ] let's see
3:33:10
um
3:33:20
hold on let me uh streaming in birthday suit is tos yeah no [ __ ] wait oh you mean
3:33:26
okay hold on let's go funny um sorry that took me a minute uh has link i'm trying to find like the
3:33:34
uh websites that so what's it gave me soda gave me a ton
3:33:40
of like websites that i can like shop from there we go
3:33:48
okay there's this place i guess let me see
3:33:54
it's called prettylittlething.com and let me see it's got clothing dresses
3:34:02
i'm not sure oh this is like the okay these are like the [ __ ] insane ones though
3:34:09
if i just do tall okay
3:34:16
attention is the most expensive thing in the world yes i would i what
3:34:23
hell yeah okay look so these are like these are the dresses i just went until because without that
3:34:29
it's like insane like wide hips when you get your eyelashes done this
3:34:34
week are you getting your ears redone uh wait i'm getting them redone i just don't
3:34:40
know when i haven't booked it yet uh but it's it's like a walk-in thing so i can kind of just walk in and get them done
3:34:45
it's kind of just whenever i go out i'm gonna go out and get them done before girl month starts so in the next
3:34:52
couple days [Music] i'm not wearing a skirt i'm not wearing
3:34:59
a skirt all the way through town buddy it's not going to happen i'm going to
3:35:04
get it done before claire's piercing oof no not a [ __ ] claire's holy [ __ ] hr hrt for hips yeah yeah i'll just
3:35:12
quickly go on hrt in the next uh 10 days grow some grow insanely wide hips and
3:35:17
then just like chat outfit hell yeah we're looking for like a birthday dress
3:35:23
sort of thing this on the tall one because i'm a tall boy um
3:35:29
i don't [ __ ] know that's kind of cool
3:35:34
this one this shit's not this one's kind of nifty i guess it's kind of birthday
3:35:41
you know
3:35:47
[ __ ] i don't know what do we think of that one oh there's blue [ __ ] that dude the thing is dresses
3:35:53
are so like the tiniest little change like what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
3:36:00
i think i could pull it off i think i could i think i could pull it off this jesus christ
3:36:06
uh no i'm not doing that one chat i distinctly remember a certain amount of bribery for that pink wet look dress on
3:36:13
your birth oh yeah i did three or four streams ago yeah
3:36:18
yeah we did this do we have to [ __ ] vote or anything because i really want to know which one it would be
3:36:25
because i don't remember what [ __ ] website it was we we picked some and i forgot what the
3:36:31
[ __ ] website was oh dude i i'm dude amoya awesome moy's
3:36:37
gotta help me with that because we finalized it too
3:36:43
finn i wanna play a game what if you get your ears pierced in bimbo mode and i go
3:36:49
get my ears pierced i will never doubt you again and i will do one thing of your choosing i'm not you game
3:36:56
no i'm not i'm not game i'm not game you can't you can't have it
3:37:02
happen i'm i'm not [ __ ] [ __ ] you i'm not doing it dude i'm not dude it's like you're asking me to go out like this and
3:37:09
sit down like a waiting room like [ __ ] can i get my ears pit bro [ __ ] it's
3:37:17
jesus christ uh it's not gonna happen fashion never
3:37:23
it might have been fashion nova it probably could have been but i don't know what the actual dress was
3:37:32
hold on oh wait oh wait [ __ ] i think i found the uh dude
3:37:38
it like auto corrected for me
3:37:47
what the [ __ ] okay yeah someone like oh never mind someone linked me one that was nuts that's what it was
3:37:54
um i can i show these oh this these this was the page we were looking at before
3:37:59
it's literally just like all uh like these are these are birthday dresses that fashion nova makes
3:38:07
they're they if you get into watches since you're in
3:38:12
the uk it would be nice to see a collab with the boys from pride and pinion i love those [ __ ] i don't know [ __ ]
3:38:19
about it though i don't get wrong i would love to uh talk to his name nick
3:38:24
dude that'd be pretty cool i'm don't i just don't think i'm that big of a deal you know
3:38:30
uh okay i'm trying to think of like what i can pull off in this and there ain't a lot
3:38:38
that's just not even a dress that's just that you just hung a cloth in front of you bro
3:38:43
dude i'm trying to think of what i can pull this is going to be so uncomfortable i'm
3:38:48
i know for a fact i'm going to be in like i'm going to be in a corset like the but the fake bobs and
3:38:54
everything dude oh this is gonna be rough okay but i wanna i want a good dress for the
3:39:00
birthday jesus [ __ ] i want a good dress for the but that's
3:39:06
18 pounds so [ __ ] cheap yeesh um [Music]
3:39:14
my god man this would be okay weirdly
3:39:19
it looks kinda this the same sort of thing i guess somewhat oh this was the exact one
3:39:25
someone linked me to they wanted me to try uh just that in that shape is something i do not have but i can fake
3:39:31
it but technically this is wearable i think it just looks stupid
3:39:37
same thing here um boys you gotta shout at me if you see
3:39:42
something that you like when's your birthday april 21st you got a shout out me if you see something that you're into
3:39:48
dude jesus
3:39:54
boobs so [ __ ] jesus that's a lot of them too
3:40:00
this is more plain this is doable a lot more back up go back up why is everyone say
3:40:06
what go back up so many booboo which ones has to be pink
3:40:12
oh [ __ ] should we decide on like a color instead so we can make this easier what do you mean the pink one there's [ __ ]
3:40:18
like look even at the top there's just like all pink as well let's pick on a color
3:40:25
okay let me let's pick a color i'm gonna do a poll of the ones that i think it's gonna be like either pink silver okay
3:40:31
color right pink uh silver
3:40:37
gold black grey
3:40:42
gray that's the only ones that i see being viable okay oh wait i'll say silver slash white
3:40:51
okay too many options uh
3:40:56
wait oh [ __ ] i don't know what it should be what about vote ones that you don't want to see what about that
3:41:02
well blue would be oh [ __ ] okay fine then you know what we'll just do that okay the ones that we do want are like easy to know so like blue black white
3:41:10
pink silver i guess that's it right
3:41:16
those are like the birthday dress sort of thing okay so we don't need to look at the yellow and green ones
3:41:24
gold looks terrible on you you have a very good point uh
3:41:29
that's neat i guess [ __ ] dude i've never bro dress shopping is
3:41:36
such a fun activity to me um
3:41:46
what do you think spider-gwen suit the what what just just pick one that you think would be good
3:41:52
there's so [ __ ] many though oh my god
3:41:58
why is she in a desert what the [ __ ]
3:42:03
oh there's 200 man not black
3:42:12
what do you think oh my god that looks so dumb that looks so stupid
3:42:18
okay that one was pretty [ __ ] dumb uh there's there's funny like that one looks stupid too there's it's kind of
3:42:25
funny picking apart like the ones that look insane like that that looks insane this one's less insane but it ain't good
3:42:32
why shouldn't a desert because all these men are thirsty bro um blue or pink blue or pink are looking
3:42:40
good yeah um jesus it's rough though
3:42:50
can you guys decide for me i don't want to do it checkers pick three and uh kyle to
3:42:55
choose from oh bro okay can i open up like a channel or
3:43:00
something of like uk store dresses or something in the discord did they remove eagle ideas
3:43:06
or some [ __ ] from the discord because i can't find it anymore
3:43:12
uh yeah i can't find it any [ __ ] way i don't know if they did tab did why
3:43:17
why did she do that i do look at it i do look at it i looked at it i look at it like a solid once
3:43:23
every couple weeks when new stuff up hi why thank you but why i'm suspicious
3:43:31
so she said weird just because i don't talk there doesn't mean i i don't check this nick found this
3:43:38
oh what is it should i be like
3:43:45
should i be like [ __ ] it's not loading look it's just not loading
3:43:51
hold on um please put eagle ideas back yeah i don't
3:43:57
know why they took it away okay that one's just straight and i'm not loading hold on i'm gonna just search like the actual dress like code
3:44:05
copy that grab you
3:44:12
oh we found the dress oh [ __ ] okay he found it he found the exact one it was
3:44:18
this thing did you really want this though it's
3:44:28
like think oh dude it's so [ __ ] it's pink it's like
3:44:34
pink latex latex almost i mean listen does it look good on her sure
3:44:41
it okay i mean [ __ ] it why not it's 28 pounds it's not that bad we can we will get a couple we'll get a couple i think
3:44:47
we'll we'll grab this one and maybe a maybe a couple other ones
3:44:52
because they're not expensive or anything hate it okay we'll see i want to see oh [ __ ] there's like a
3:44:59
whole thing for this occasions uh where's birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday
3:45:06
bridesmaids graduation going out party party dress party dress party dress
3:45:12
whoa that's some titty [ __ ] holy [ __ ] uh i love you rosewear rather big jiggle
3:45:19
boo boss oh it's sky month buddy it's guy month i'm not doing it this is these are party
3:45:24
dresses which is kind of the same i guess i think
3:45:32
the links in chat oh yeah we'll we uh sparkly would be nice i would that is
3:45:38
low i would agree this no no
3:45:43
um let's see what else they've got i don't
3:45:48
addresses is that just all prom what the [ __ ]
3:45:53
occasion okay what's occasions occasion dresses jesus christ
3:45:59
color let's go black blue uh blue [ __ ] pink [ __ ] silver white
3:46:09
red there we go okay
3:46:16
oh these are all like uh like okay this is like an oscar event [ __ ] gang now
3:46:23
they're less [ __ ] i would give it that but it were in bimbo month buddy red no red gala dresses yeah gala dresses oh
3:46:31
which i'll get this one oh and this one okay there was also this one but this is also i didn't realize
3:46:37
this this is also like [ __ ] shiny leathery thing sort of thing but this is oh wait they're all sold out
3:46:45
it's 61 off but you can't buy it in any size okay uh the blue one look nice
3:46:52
the blue one this one that i mean
3:47:00
oh there's that one oh there's that one
3:47:05
why it shows off dirt why would i be getting dirt on it why would i be getting dirt on it
3:47:15
uh i'm not sending the red one because it's too much for me no send it i don't
3:47:22
actually know what it was send it i wanna know i don't know let's see
3:47:29
okay in the bro look at this for too much look at these two that's just like it's
3:47:35
just a brown pair of shorts is it just me or does this one model
3:47:41
like have the face of like blair white a little bit you know what i mean like it's the same like [ __ ] aesthetic
3:47:47
it just like irks me about it anyway um let's see
3:47:53
the thing is i can't do stuff like this because i do not have an actual boob but there are like glittery sort of
3:47:59
thing that could work which one fill them at school right now
3:48:04
okay [ __ ] don't be don't don't be watching my stream at school i don't know why why are you at [ __ ] school and watching
3:48:10
this you're insane work sure but what the [ __ ]
3:48:16
oh that looks so dog [ __ ] look at that is this some dominatrix sort of thing
3:48:21
there ah
3:48:26
let's see
3:48:35
jesus titties i'm honestly just distracted i'm just looking at boobs chad [ __ ] my god
3:48:47
oh that's like an actual [ __ ] is that a summit oh okay this is like that's that's kind of neat i guess
3:48:53
that one's okay 50 [ __ ] bro that's just nothing it's see-through
3:48:59
if you're at school maybe watch for yeah maybe watch the vod uh what about what about these shits
3:49:05
what about the what about any of these shits this is some like that could this one could work weirdly
3:49:12
enough this one could also work its long sleeve maybe not these two
3:49:18
a full year already it feels like i subbed just a couple months ago are you thunky i don't know what are you thunky
3:49:25
oh [ __ ] yeah thanks oh my god yeah thanks for the 12 month sub left one let's see
3:49:32
so this is a one two one two
3:49:41
two one two two white slasher wait there's red oh that's
3:49:48
rough oh that's rough too i didn't realize it's got like shoulder pads though i didn't realize it's got like shoulder
3:49:54
pads though that might be a little bit rough on me dude it's got shoulder pads though why does
3:49:59
it have shoulder pads
3:50:04
yeah it's got shoulder pads um you're the white one
3:50:13
what's that one
3:50:18
there you mean this double exclamation mark but uh let's see
3:50:23
oh [ __ ] that's like see-through there like right on the side though oh [ __ ] god damn it bro
3:50:31
that's gonna be so rough i can't hide anything though
3:50:36
okay all the sizes sold out wait on this one oh my god they are it's like one
3:50:43
one xl an xs jesus okay i couldn't have had it anyway
3:50:50
you wore the bikini line this uh like this it works you wore the bikini line
3:50:55
oh yeah true i guess um hmm oh my [ __ ] eyeliner there look at
3:51:02
that
3:51:07
that's a little bit better
3:51:12
dude dress shopping sucks man i just want someone to do it for me come on why can't why can someone not just do
3:51:18
this [ __ ] for me please okay
3:51:25
skater dresses holy [ __ ] okay how the [ __ ] hey this looks exactly
3:51:31
like the summer dress i have this this one there that's kind of neat um
3:51:39
jesus dresses all dresses let's see
3:51:45
let's immediately take away like a lot of them
3:51:51
rose gold red silver
3:51:59
uh white and then blue i guess
3:52:04
right we've said gold looks like [ __ ] on me so we'll do that um we won't include gold
3:52:10
what thank you what thank you one thinking if you have real boobs it'd be easier i reckon i just go and get implants before i have the my uh i
3:52:17
reckon i just go and get implants before i have my birthday so i can look better in dresses
3:52:23
so i can get some like way bigger titties showing um
3:52:33
corals are your corals are your thing yeah i'd say like red and pinks do
3:52:39
really red pink and black on me are really like the way
3:52:44
uh oh there's the dress
3:52:51
[Music] that's a cool dress um i think i own this sort of thing
3:52:59
that's just straight up a t-shirt okay cool ab it is ribbed i [ __ ] with that uh
3:53:08
oh this is kind of cool that's kind of cool hold on i'll i'll grab that
3:53:13
this one's kind of this one's kind of neat i think i could pull this off
3:53:20
uh and it's also not that short
3:53:27
say [ __ ] what the
3:53:32
[Music] hell okay titties holy [ __ ]
3:53:39
whoa uh okay there's not a ton more honestly
3:53:46
okay i can't shitty pose oh wait no
3:53:54
what do you think maybe maybe
3:53:59
that's not bad maybe i'm trying to think how i do it i think
3:54:06
i could do it if it was like you could pull that up a little bit though
3:54:11
that's possible to do
3:54:16
okay not bad honestly it's like the wedding dress a little bit yeah
3:54:22
that one's more like wedding dressy not this one actually let's close that because you can't get it let's close that
3:54:27
close that close that close that okay you can i can get this one
3:54:34
it looks pretty [ __ ] normal i could do this okay that there's that one there's this
3:54:40
one uh
3:54:45
pull that off there's also this one which is also another black one
3:54:50
that's just like a decent dress though both are pretty [ __ ] cute yeah they're not they're not bad
3:54:59
that's not terrible that's not terrible
3:55:05
all right should we should we pick out of these should we pick out of these the pink ones better
3:55:11
uh okay let's pick out of these let's pick out of these all right so i'm gonna go
3:55:18
one this is number one two three
3:55:24
that three there's three there's three okay one two three go
3:55:32
pick my children pick the dresses i think personally it's probably the
3:55:39
only thing that bothers me about three is it doesn't like flare out that's not the worst thing on earth i
3:55:45
can just wait about do a pole there literally is a pole yes slow again
3:55:51
okay one okay it's mixed between one and three right now chat vote for [ __ ]
3:55:57
sake all right vote in the dang pole chat is that two
3:56:02
polls or some [ __ ] there was like
3:56:10
vote in the poll yeah there's a poll bud not a chance man there's a poll anyway i miss what dress 2 was dress 2
3:56:17
was this one so let me scroll up again this one
3:56:24
as a birthday dress this one could work
3:56:29
i think this one's pretty much the crowd favorite there's 60 of the votes on this one yeah okay we'll go for this one then
3:56:34
it also comes in black weirdly enough and green bright green
3:56:41
nice okay [ __ ] it i think we found our winner finn something wrong no there isn't what do you mean what i'm
3:56:47
confused green is hideous i disagree i think it's great
3:56:54
uh let's see oh my [ __ ] god okay i know this isn't what we're doing but like look at these
3:57:00
earrings at the size of her head jesus christ
3:57:06
some didn't see the poll how did you not see the poll i know that people didn't vote like simply okay either way i'm
3:57:11
going i think we're going with this one i'm also gonna buy number three just because [ __ ] it if i don't wear it as that i can always wear it as like
3:57:18
whatever right i'm gonna get size 14 because all of these are like over my shoulder or like
3:57:23
my arms like my chest and that's usually better to go bigger i'm usually like a size 10 to 12 but
3:57:30
like when it's to do with uh what's it shoulders
3:57:36
go higher anything that covers like anything that covers like width of shoulders like this i just go higher and it doesn't look
3:57:42
like it's like stretchy so i go higher [Music]
3:57:50
okay what the [ __ ] [Music]
3:57:59
oh there's also this thing which looks pretty neat [Music]
3:58:08
hold on i'm just saying this thing can i like [ __ ]
3:58:15
okay um let's grab you all right so we've got a basket it's 102
3:58:21
pounds here's what's in the basket right let me show you i think i can check it here's what's in the basket we got this one
3:58:27
that we don't know if it's gonna look good or not at all we've got the [ __ ] that the one number three we got number
3:58:32
one and then this other one that like just looks good okay i think we get them [ __ ] all of them
3:58:39
and we just pick on the day what am i gonna wear for my [ __ ] bro when am i gonna i'm gonna get myself a
3:58:45
suit too your boobs are beautiful i don't have any but thank you
3:58:50
okay i'm buying this now because otherwise i'm just gonna forget paypal checkout let's [ __ ] go all right
3:58:57
matching heels i have i have black and pink heels
3:59:03
so we're set for that i see you here buying a cute outfit but may i remind you that you have to buy
3:59:09
two birthday outfits one froze and one for f1 nn also are these dresses even going to
3:59:15
show up on time we're about to find out it is kind of cutting it close
3:59:22
but it's a yeah we're kind of cutting it close [ __ ] i don't know
3:59:28
hold on they sent me a security text i'm spending spending 150 pounds
3:59:34
or 100 pounds we've got to make sure this is really
3:59:40
you okay suit equals woman lawyer get implants for a sub goal or something
3:59:47
you might have to delve into large quantities just already have never here is a suggestion you might wanna get
3:59:53
matching heels with it also you might want to ask advice to ken
3:59:59
who's can can these nuts fit in your mouth i got em
4:00:07
oh [ __ ] next day delivery baby next day delivery baby
4:00:13
next day delivery 13th let's [ __ ] do it
4:00:19
shipping details correct okay cool can i like okay if i can create an account for later use let's do
4:00:25
it just use this
4:00:37
okay birthday well you got to be [ __ ] i got to be over 18 to buy a [ __ ] dress from this
4:00:43
website okay cool okay i don't want to wait
4:00:52
oh my god is this like look at this time i would wish i could show you this it's like
4:00:57
i don't want 30 off my next haul donate 50p to charity [ __ ] now i hate charity
4:01:07
[Music] i'll donate 50p to charity why not okay
4:01:13
let's do it hold on i i'd love to show you what i'm doing but i'm entering in my info
4:01:22
oh [ __ ] what's my email
4:01:27
i sent you a dress i bet you haven't even looked at since of the p.o box opening at the beginning of the year
4:01:34
you want to do a po box opening or do you want to wait until my birthday oh [ __ ] can i open a little bit what if i
4:01:40
open it a little bit finn needs to wear a thong for the dress
4:01:45
to look right yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] you oh fine i know i understand i
4:01:50
understand shall i open a little bit just a couple po boxes because there's
4:01:56
tons but then what i'd have less to do on the birthday stream we should wait but drop only drop a few
4:02:03
we'll we'll open a few we'll open up literally three we'll open up three okay
4:02:08
there's one that was already like half opened and it's also tagged as alexandra
4:02:16
which is never good and i can tell it's clothes so give me a minute uh
4:02:21
there are more on your wait for your birthday oh yeah send me [ __ ] for my birthday that'd be really good
4:02:27
now that's done i'm sure you mentioned something about resealing the box this
4:02:32
stream yes
4:02:38
yeah and i will and i will i will uh i'm just thinking
4:02:47
of how because i may or may not have broken the
4:02:55
locking mechanism um i'm just thinking of a way out of it um
4:03:03
hold on oh okay i'm saving that one and this okay
4:03:09
a random this one and this one's been a pain in the ass should we do it i'm saying these three
4:03:16
do we approve box big squishy thing and this thing from alexandra what do we
4:03:22
do yeah okay what knife from my collection of knives do you want to use
4:03:28
you now you've seen them and considering i've given you a pretty [ __ ] in-depth explanation you should
4:03:35
know what all the knives are so i'd like you to pick one chat i'd like you to
4:03:41
pick one because you listened so intently to my knife talk and you weren't just staring at my ass when i walked away so maybe you should
4:03:48
pick one of the knives that you like the most oh the pink one
4:03:54
you bought all that would just use a few nails and voila box sealed
4:04:00
should i nail it shut i could screw it shut i could like draw i could screw it shut or drip or nail it shut
4:04:08
technically hold on one sec can i hold up let me quickly like say
4:04:14
oh yeah it'd be a long [ __ ] screw but i could
4:04:20
wait when does the box open up again i need to know before i do that
4:04:25
when would the box open up again but i don't know if i have a long enough screw
4:04:31
august wait when's august one two three four
4:04:37
four [ __ ] months four wait not next year no no it's not
4:04:44
[ __ ] next year it's august this year right it's august next okay four jesus someone scared the
4:04:51
[ __ ] out of me okay all right you know what i'm gonna go for
4:04:57
uh i'm gonna go for my laser beam i usually
4:05:02
i i love this thing it's great my laser beam knife it's so [ __ ] sharp tenth august this year great
4:05:10
i can't wait till we really do open it on 10th of august because i'm sure we're not gonna set any other bets awesome
4:05:18
oh [ __ ] i have an idea i'll bet
4:05:23
right here's what i want remember how i said i want something out
4:05:29
of it you know if i stick to all these little you all [ __ ] added in like literally just dressed like a [ __ ] all
4:05:35
the time you remember how you added that rule and i said i wanted something out of it for four more months i found out what i want out of it
4:05:44
i found something i want out of it i found something i wanted [Music]
4:05:49
uh-huh you know talking about the box it makes me think how originally it should have
4:05:56
been opened a year ago and like a dummy you bettered against chat again and extended it even further
4:06:05
i want something out of it
4:06:12
here's what shall happen
4:06:19
you're scaring me that's scamming to be clear you won something out of it as well as 10 grand
4:06:25
yes 9 grand but yes
4:06:32
i want john and stuff to put their guy clothes in a box and screw it shut that's what i want out of it
4:06:38
that i reckon that's a solid that's a solid compromise
4:06:44
i stick to it john and stuff never wear guys clothes again skirts and dresses for life baby
4:06:51
that's what it is that's a great idea chat what do you think chat what do you think john and stuff go close skirts
4:06:58
what do you think chat i reckon i'm paul let's do a poll let's do a poll
4:07:06
hey applesap can you uh can you uh apples can you make the poll for john and stuff and i know you take before for
4:07:11
them for life of course yeah for life don't worry john and stuff if i break
4:07:17
one of the rules you can extend the box a bit more but if i don't break any rules
4:07:24
i would very much like to buy you a box or two i think that sounds pretty reasonable
4:07:30
and i think most of chat's agreeing even hold on let me quiz archmage archmage or archmage archmage can you
4:07:37
get can you weigh in here archmage i'd really like to hear your opinion as one of the biggest donators and one of the biggest deals of the chat
4:07:44
i know you aren't serious john what if i am what are the choices those are the
4:07:50
choices you want this is how i get back at you anyway here's what uh here's what i got given by
4:07:55
alexandra [Music] not happening since i'm not a scamming
4:08:02
femme boy who earns lots of money to do this on it's like a wait this is actually a dre it's what the [ __ ] it's a dress with
4:08:09
more shoulder pads it's a turtleneck dress that's got like the [ __ ] bbl shape to it
4:08:14
so it's it's an hourglass shaped dress it's like with a turtleneck that's not
4:08:21
terrible that's pretty lol i think that's a sign of encouragement i
4:08:28
think that's a sign of encouragement i think that bed's great i think that's pretty [ __ ] good
4:08:35
options you want set up in the poll i just want to know if chad agrees to my terms if i don't break any rules
4:08:41
either what oh this is going to make it fun either oh there we go hold up i want to see either john or stove
4:08:48
are you kidding no okay oh that will count maybe as a yes everyone go vote in the poll while i
4:08:55
open up this one from uh it doesn't say this one's annoying it keeps rolling or that's laser beam by the way it keeps
4:09:01
rolling all over the place oh what the [ __ ]
4:09:09
holy [ __ ] us from nation dude finn i hope this i
4:09:16
hope this doesn't fit you for real they don't have sizing options uh anyways only fans went dude please i'm so
4:09:23
bricked up right now nice
4:09:28
what is it i just glided that knife across this i
4:09:33
didn't even pierce it bro oh 85 of the votes that's a crazy margin
4:09:41
if i break the rule though if i break a rule you can add time to my box thing but
4:09:47
i think it would be pretty fitting to have john and stuff in uh in some in some nice in some nice skirts for like
4:09:54
let's say a month okay what the [ __ ] is this thing
4:10:00
this is [ __ ] massive what the [ __ ] is it
4:10:06
oh i've got one of these it's just a big plush hoodie thing they're cut these are these is soft as hell by the way just
4:10:12
fyi if they're soft as [ __ ] and i actually i've got like a pink one that i genuinely use so thanks for the gray one
4:10:19
omega hoodie dude that's sick thank you nation that's really cool dude these these are kind of birthday presenting
4:10:25
sort of things that's kind of cute all right let's see let's open up this thing yeah
4:10:31
there's someone sent me a pink one oh mods aren't too fond of me now john and
4:10:36
stop you wanted to you wanted to do the [ __ ] you wanted to do this thing how much who sent this one okay now it's
4:10:43
pretty heavy though i don't know how much stuff is in here there's a
4:10:49
oh my god oh my god it's a bunch of the striped thigh it's a
4:10:56
pack of striped thigh highs cool and
4:11:01
wait there's a card first hold on there's a thing there's a note it's from archangel because you keep
4:11:07
losing them that's fair
4:11:14
what are you oh okay okay these are hair like these
4:11:21
are like uh hair things they're basically the hair bundles look at them
4:11:26
wait what the [ __ ] they're scrunchies i think yeah these are basically scrunchies in here that's cool
4:11:32
i do lose these all the [ __ ] time thank you there's even more [ __ ] but um
4:11:38
there's i'm guessing a pack of thigh highs 20 grand helpful i might consider it but
4:11:44
since you won't and since i have a real life job to keep you can get [ __ ] them boy
4:11:51
for john oh but john but uh oh more glasses holy [ __ ] oh yeah i do keep losing these two but uh stuff you seem
4:11:59
pretty confident that i'm gonna break a rule in some way i don't know why uh listen you've you've
4:12:05
set it up so i'm only wearing skirts dresses and revealing [ __ ] i
4:12:12
i think scrunchies scrunchies what do you mean scrunchy what am i on about
4:12:18
is that not the right word you seem pretty uh you seemed really adamant that i was gonna break a rule
4:12:24
but now you don't wow interesting interesting
4:12:31
interesting the mods are on the defensive saying oh
4:12:38
i didn't get paid for this and other [ __ ] excuses uh
4:12:43
finn you got paid ten thousand dollars to do it why should i have to do it for free
4:12:49
like [ __ ] [ __ ] excuses right so i and and the chat said so
4:12:57
so just letting you know by the way archangel most useful gift thank you
4:13:04
thank you the [ __ ] more thigh highs next time it's just gonna be more thongs
4:13:10
should the hard-working unpaid mugs mods box their boy clothes pay your mods no i'm reasonable i'm
4:13:17
heartless like rose who still has boy clothes nine percent of the votes on i'm
4:13:22
heartless like rose so just saying let's all wear dresses exactly
4:13:31
only one guy one percent of the votes are no i'm reasonable by the way
4:13:38
uh yeah i'll box my boy
4:13:43
my god do you want mods to form a union fine
4:13:49
i won't i won't make them put dead [ __ ] guy clothes in a box
4:13:54
i've got an eye oh okay we'll do this we'll do this we'll do this
4:14:00
i will ship you and i will ship you a skirt i will ship you a skirt both of the
4:14:06
skates if you want to cancel the box bar no fine i'll do it but you have to repay
4:14:12
chat too i'll use the money to get a new wardrobe smile anyway you lose unlike you i think ahead
4:14:20
love you still but propose a real thing
4:14:27
i will ship you a skirt each i'm gonna ship you both a skirt if i win if i complete all of these rules without a
4:14:34
hitch i want a photo of you in the skirt that's what it's gonna be
4:14:40
wanna play never have i ever as a drinking game btw you look super adorable go for it
4:14:46
and i know go for it give me a never have i ever got my [ __ ] monster mixed with oh
4:14:52
monster mix with the jack daniels a classic mix
4:14:58
i nominate and moyo is my replacement no no no no stealth it's john you know
4:15:03
that's more reasonable this is much more reasonable exactly getting scared as a gift exactly look if
4:15:09
i [ __ ] up if i don't right if i don't abide by the rules you can add a little
4:15:15
bit of time to the box okay you can add a little bit of time to the box if
4:15:21
you if i do if i make it through this [ __ ] i stick to all the rules [ __ ] bam define a little
4:15:30
a little i don't know what's a little amount what's used to bully finn into wearing skirts now the tables have
4:15:35
turned carry a week six months [ __ ] john a week to six months is pretty [ __ ]
4:15:42
up there all right many share some time i'll roll the
4:15:48
things thanks dude also learning makeup by watching you do it
4:15:54
i'll roll it i'll roll a uh i'll roll a coin flip on it wait agree to my terms i'll roll a coin flip on how long it
4:16:00
would be you sure about are you sure about winning six months is nothing
4:16:06
shut up i'm already i'll i'll roll a thing on it you've got to accept the terms of it and i'll roll a dice on whether it's like any like in
4:16:13
weeks like one it can stop at one week but it could also be like i don't know what's the maximum amount of time it
4:16:19
could be on a dice roll on a dice roll
4:16:26
three months would be [ __ ] let's say the maximum amount would be four because it's already four months away so which
4:16:32
that would be [ __ ] 16 so one to 16
4:16:38
d20 so one week to 16 weeks okay that's how long it could be
4:16:43
you got to accept my terms john and stuff i want both a yes in the chat from you okay if you accept my terms okay
4:16:52
ah john stuff says no oh whatever what a [ __ ] oh bruh bro
4:17:01
god damn it hot tip stream went oh dude i gotta get
4:17:07
that whenever i move house i'll put a big hot tub in there for you
4:17:13
i wanna ah bruh okay
4:17:18
[ __ ] goddammit i wanted i wanted to i wanted to uh i wanted to get john and stealth a little bit i wanted to [ __ ]
4:17:23
with him a bit i don't know why we're debating because we have to do boom anyway yeah [ __ ] you
4:17:30
can mods wear girl clothes away from work what they don't have uniforms oh great idea
4:17:36
if i was a cross-dressing twit fanboy twitch streamer i'd consider it but i'm not no oh [ __ ] god fine
4:17:47
that shit's rough buddy that's a bad mix
4:17:52
oh my god anyway so how are you guys my uniform i'll be shipping out the mod uniforms from a pretty little thing i
4:17:59
wonder if that youtube commenter who was hot for you apart from the minecraft shiz feels the same way now they've
4:18:05
remembered what a gremlin you are don't want to marry me well i'm not playing minecraft right now so maybe they would
4:18:13
all mods should wear mud outfits they need to wear like formal wear like suits and ties and [ __ ] to get the sit
4:18:19
down at their mod at their mod work
4:18:24
oh my god who's the little llama in the background that's alfred
4:18:30
that's alfred i'm gonna i'm messing up his name that's alfred he sits over there protecting the
4:18:36
city a little bit like batman but like not you know oh for alfred he's like do you shave your legs as part of the
4:18:42
rules yeah [ __ ] weak dude we cross shaving my legs a long time ago i this is the first time
4:18:49
i've shaved my [ __ ] arm though should i be shaving my arms by the way
4:19:01
because i don't know it's not like i've already shaved my arms before so it's not like the
4:19:06
[ __ ] about like oh they're gonna grow back area but they are like look okay those semi-hairy arms look
4:19:13
can i like show you look at that you see that here see my hairy arms look at that i've got some hair on my arms i've got
4:19:19
some hair on my arms chat uh
4:19:25
wax ever [ __ ] that waxing sucks oh by the way don't shave your arms to the razor
4:19:31
while streaming i don't not in memory i don't i don't
4:19:36
think i have
4:19:41
no i don't think i have who remembers their hard ends though
4:19:48
what's wrong with shaving arms oh if you shave your arms with a razor blade i don't know it might just be me but a few people have had it
4:19:54
i i it like i always get like the razor bumps super bad on my arms if i shave i've shaved like twice with a razor on
4:20:01
my arms because i thought the first time it was like but it's so bad it's because your arms are doing so much [ __ ] they're
4:20:06
moving they're rubbing on [ __ ] like it's just a lot more than your legs can like deal with but like electric razor
4:20:13
insanely good also big proponent of the philips one blade they're great
4:20:18
genuinely big proponent of it they are really [ __ ] good it's fine on my arms but way worse on my
4:20:25
legs true i used an epilator on my arms the first time this week why would you [ __ ] do that to yourself
4:20:30
why would you do that to yourself uh i'm gonna buy another one blade thing
4:20:36
also i don't have a charger for the [ __ ] thing they're like 20 bucks holy [ __ ]
4:20:44
okay replacement blades they're like 20 bucks the replacement blades are like another 25 what the [ __ ]
4:20:52
oh my god okay um
4:20:59
whoa they make a giga one they make a [ __ ] giga one
4:21:06
that's sick that's really cool
4:21:14
they make like a [ __ ] giga one blade now two hours of run time
4:21:21
yo it's a hundred bucks i don't need it stop with the binary oh is someone telling me um
4:21:28
kind of people saying i'm so confused waxy honestly feels so awesome no it
4:21:34
doesn't it feels painful i so marisa got her legs waxed before it's fine it looks like it looks like it works but like why
4:21:40
would i do it ignore it what did i sorry i said i'm shopping on amazon what chassis you say
4:21:46
how does one talk like an ego what does that even mean i think she's talking to someone else
4:21:51
uh i'll do the bet with you about the box who agrees chat no no no my thing's about stuff waxing eyebrows is bad
4:21:58
enough dude just pluck your [ __ ] eyebrows it's not that bad pluck your eyebrows it's not the worst it's okay
4:22:06
um like question did we agree on only dresses and skirts for bimbo month no we did not
4:22:12
we agreed on like revealing outfit and wear skirts and dresses as much as possible
4:22:17
so don't cover up too much which again no metric on it but i'm guessing it's more like buy like we
4:22:24
all kind of know what covering up too much is you know like uh like full jacket and trousers is not gonna work
4:22:30
for [ __ ] bimbo months we gotta do like it's gonna be it's gonna be roughly this every day but you know with
4:22:36
d cup tits um i could get uh so wait stop oh wait no
4:22:41
john john john because you're the one that set the rule john and stuff when you say like don't reveal no not like revealing too much you mean stuff like
4:22:48
this top with like this skirt sort of thing or like leggings right like that's about
4:22:54
the level of covering up that maximum it's like a t-shirt and some leggings right
4:23:03
what do we think basically yeah okay so yeah
4:23:09
like this [ __ ] and this [ __ ] and d cup tits that's my everyday
4:23:16
no joggers what the [ __ ] you can go for shorts and booty shorts
4:23:21
bro no jeans i don't wear jeans i wear trousers who wears jeans they're so
4:23:28
uncomfortable who wears jeans honestly they're like [ __ ] you ever tried to wear jeans for
4:23:34
a prolonged period of time they're terrible how are you still streaming it's not been that long must be nice being able
4:23:40
to just switch out your bra size apparently i can't for a month i mean i couldn't go i can go higher
4:23:47
i can go d and higher apparently oh [ __ ] i ordered something do you want
4:23:54
to see what i ordered [ __ ] the the mods already know but do you want to see what i ordered look
4:24:00
so recently i placed an order on a very specific website
4:24:09
let's see how about stove has to shave his arms legs chest and face
4:24:16
[Laughter] oh stops [ __ ] beard the poor guy
4:24:23
i don't think he'd do it he might maybe he might do it that could be funny
4:24:28
i'd take that i'd take that as a bet but i don't know if he would it apparently has a job though like a nerd so i don't
4:24:35
know if you'd go for it but it would be very funny take one for the team stuff see apple saps even on this
4:24:41
if i did it grow back easily uh-huh you you shave your legs you shave
4:24:47
your legs buddy you shave your legs arms and beard
4:24:54
you shave your legs arms and beard that's that's that's what i have to do i don't see a reason why you shouldn't
4:24:59
that sounds funny i take that bet would you say that bit i take that bet
4:25:10
how you [ __ ] spell
4:25:18
this nine months oh whoa [ __ ]
4:25:31
oh rowanya is it rowan yeah
4:25:39
is it that oh my god i've just been saying it wrong it's rowanya what the [ __ ] is that
4:25:45
cool hold on did i make a login
4:25:51
i did okay let me show you exactly what i ordered [Music]
4:26:02
okay right i think i can do this without getting into trouble um
4:26:08
i can't do this without getting into trouble okay right i'm gonna make a quick thing in
4:26:14
photoshop real fast one minute chat so do you remember those big giant uh badonkas right i'm trying
4:26:21
to get you like a story behind all of this so
4:26:27
i'm just placing them in photoshop one sec so remember those big giant badonkas right
4:26:32
so i found i found out i think what he ordered right i found out i think what
4:26:38
he ordered um and
4:26:46
okay let me put like a black bar on top of this [ __ ]
4:26:58
there we go there we go
4:27:06
all right grab you merge you convert
4:27:12
and move you okay i think it okay i got it i got it i got it right here's what we got
4:27:18
um bodysuit version [ __ ] that why would you ever do that to yourself okay look here's what i ordered
4:27:24
okay so here's the thing i think under the color thing they ordered the natural one instead of uh
4:27:31
pale as [ __ ] what i had by just by i'm going based on looks like that because i can't imagine natural being any darker
4:27:37
than the one i had uh and white's gotta be like the [ __ ] right anyway i don't know what shade
4:27:43
this is because obviously on on a screen you can it's really hard to tell but they make one with a [ __ ]
4:27:50
zipper dude the really annoying [ __ ] about this is it rips your hair out and when you try and put it on and off and
4:27:56
it's awful but if it's got a zipper and it's the right skin tone
4:28:03
i'm just saying i think this could work pretty damn well comically large they're d cups they're d cups
4:28:10
dead d cups and i ordered it because that tweet got 60 000 almost 70 000
4:28:17
likes and i feel like i can't just not do that again so
4:28:24
i did that i bought that i ordered it yeah i don't know when it's coming zed what the [ __ ] d cups aren't that big
4:28:32
what the ones that i have at e cups so and they don't make one of these with e cups so we're gonna try d
4:28:39
you know i figured they were a bit like just a tad d is reasonable exactly
4:28:45
d is reasonable um and also the rules for the the rules for the
4:28:50
bimbo month were d cup and above and i couldn't go c so i would have gone c if i could but these are d
4:28:57
but they're the same level of bounce just fyi so imagine that right
4:29:02
zipper on the back of fake neck yeah but you never see my [ __ ] bro you can't see my [ __ ] neck you know i mean what
4:29:07
the hell anyway i have to find these but i'm gonna guess
4:29:13
that's the z cup ones you can always buy c for after bimbo
4:29:19
i think d is funny though d d has more jiggle to it than a c
4:29:26
that was pretty cool i look big though if you'd read the instructions you'd have seen them saying to use the
4:29:32
supplied hair net while putting on the breast forms also zips aren't stretchy so the
4:29:38
zippered one won't move as well sag oh damn it doesn't need to
4:29:44
also yeah what do you mean the back of it why do you need the back of it to be stretchy the back of it doesn't [ __ ] move thank you the five gifted subs are
4:29:51
luna holy [ __ ] thank you encroaching on 1500
4:29:57
uh is he wearing two necklaces or one one look at that
4:30:05
you want some collar bone chant i'm not i don't know why but people seem to quite enjoy some collar bone
4:30:18
very very hot and cool um but yeah
4:30:26
what are you trying to do with this thing i'm just trying to buy a house i'm just
4:30:32
trying to move i'm just trying to buy a house man like you got to do what you got to do you got to do what you got to do ryan
4:30:39
alley bigger guns no he [ __ ] doesn't i got bigger guns than rhinelli and maybe not nat though that can that
4:30:45
could beat the [ __ ] out of me um consensually that dude's five foot [ __ ] five he's
4:30:53
tall as hell uh he really does [ __ ] there's no way was he a lifter right big arms i'm talk
4:31:01
in my mind right now is five foot five how tall is ryan alley
4:31:07
we're in skinny but ripped how old is he oh how old is he how tall is he
4:31:12
he's five foot five years old you just called five foot five how old
4:31:17
is he oh no oh [ __ ] how tall is he i'm tired as hell
4:31:24
you just call five five is he really five five bro i'm so good at this if he's five
4:31:30
five is he genuinely five five why are you dancing around my [ __ ]
4:31:35
question i don't know the answer
4:31:40
uh but seriously uh didn't they offer to work with you now you're advertising them for free
4:31:47
yeah but the thing is the reason why they wanted they wanted to work with me and i was like down to but here's the thing
4:31:52
they're like chinese right and their their english isn't too great so it's really hard to communicate ideas and i was like
4:31:58
they said that they wanted me to do a full try on and show everything about how realistically
4:32:03
stove to shave his arms legs and beard for the deal i'd agree to that
4:32:09
i'd agree to that stuff has still not given me an answer on it yet though um also john
4:32:15
also john you can't let john out of this john john's almost worse the um so
4:32:21
so like what's it called um oh my god i'm [ __ ] i'm forgetting
4:32:28
what the [ __ ] oh yeah so they wanted me to show off everything and i was i said sorry john they wanted me to uh they
4:32:34
wanted me to show off everything why do you want me to drink somewhat um
4:32:39
and i said that's not appropriate for on that's not appropriate on youtube that's not appropriate for me to do on youtube
4:32:46
i won't show that and they said yes you can we've done it many times and it's like
4:32:52
you can upload it but it's not gonna it's gonna [ __ ] your channel up
4:32:57
and i couldn't get that idea across to them so i just ended up not doing it because like dude i'm not gonna be
4:33:03
shirtless on camera [ __ ] doing a product review [ __ ] like look how [ __ ] real they are look at how look
4:33:08
how twisty the nips are or like if they they make an ass as well i'm not gonna just like be standing there going like
4:33:14
guys like completely but ass naked [ __ ] look at this it's so cool look how squidgy it is and everything you
4:33:20
know i'm not gonna do it it's sure [ __ ] educational content i just i just don't think it's a good
4:33:25
sponsorship um and they're also like they didn't offer to pay me they just offered to send me one and they're like 200 bucks
4:33:32
at most that there are this one was look this one is 144 you know
4:33:38
it ain't worth it it ain't putting my youtube channel at [ __ ] jeopardy over 150 bucks like dude
4:33:44
worth it i'd just rather buy it you know like there's some sponsors like that where they want to like like most chair
4:33:50
companies like so pcs are like that too and i haven't found one that's any good pc companies chair companies like all
4:33:57
that sort of thing they'll just want to ship you the product and that's it but like the product is cheap but you can buy it for like i mean cheap man for
4:34:04
like 400 bucks i could just do a sponsor and make more money and buy the chair i could make money
4:34:10
and not promote a shitty product and buy it you know like the pc company wanted like uh 12
4:34:16
months of advertising for like a 4 000 pc or 5 000 pc
4:34:24
like 12 months like one product like like shilling and it's like dude
4:34:30
listen i don't want to leak how much money i make but like bro for an ad like red shadow legends paid me like two and
4:34:36
a half thousand to do it ad read i mean park artisan artisan offered me a very
4:34:41
similar deal artisans said they were gonna give me a six thousand dollar pc for six months of promotion for the same
4:34:47
sort of thing so it's like ah pcs are cheap marketing's expensive yeah
4:34:53
because the reason why they want such a long-term deal is they want me to like shill it and say like you gotta use code finn and then they say like if you sell
4:34:59
a ton of them we'll give you three percent of the profits which is nothing so
4:35:04
you know or five percent of the profits which is nothing if you sell a five thousand dollar pc
4:35:11
we'll give you 50 bucks you know i'm like there's a you know i don't see the point
4:35:17
it seems like you could just accept a normal sponsorship artisan pacio was a scum yeah bro holy
4:35:22
[ __ ] that one dude i dodged a bullet on that the reason why i didn't do it is because i only wanted a pc just to get my hands
4:35:29
on a 30-90 and then when all this stuff and i just decided like [ __ ] i'm just gonna wait a month and then i found one and bought it for less for less money
4:35:36
like i don't know it seemed uh screwy i i didn't accept it purely based
4:35:43
on like it seemed screwy and the um and i like it was i just wanted a graphics card i didn't
4:35:49
need a whole new pc and they wanted [ __ ] tons of time for it
4:35:55
bricked 5k pc in eight hours they claimed it was a bad motherboard you can get it replaced though
4:36:00
stuff said exact wait stuff asked what exactly would be the deal okay
4:36:06
i'd say wait chat what is it okay all right okay so if i decide what the deal be exactly i
4:36:12
i look so good holy [ __ ] chat chat chat dude
4:36:20
make up [ __ ] 10 out of 10. and then [ __ ] like
4:36:27
dude hell yeah look at how look at look at that look at that look [ __ ] great anyway
4:36:33
um okay if i stick to if i stick to all the if i don't [ __ ] up once
4:36:40
we can ex so if i don't [ __ ] up any of the rules on on uh bimbo month
4:36:46
you can add some time you can add some time to the box and we will think about that in a sec if
4:36:52
i do if i do stick to all of it by the end of it you shave your legs your arms your
4:36:57
chest your face it's gonna be a [ __ ] long day for you
4:37:03
buddy i think that's worth it and also john's included in this [ __ ] too john's
4:37:09
included in this [ __ ] too uh
4:37:14
clean shaven [ __ ] if you're a makeup store i can guarantee companies to start sending you makeup that's
4:37:19
something i'm working on actually i don't care about them sending me makeup a [ __ ] five pound thing but imagine imagine i do a makeup tour and it's like
4:37:26
[ __ ] every product sponsored and like [ __ ] use dude i want to be sponsored by the exact companies i already use so
4:37:32
it's no extra work it's just like dude hey i used this concealer i've been using it for years they just wanted to
4:37:37
pay me to say it this time you know like that i want to do that um
4:37:43
stuff like the only things that i probably wouldn't accept a sponsorship for if it was any different is probably the concealer
4:37:50
and that's it that's the only thing i don't think i'll buy another product for like
4:37:55
everything else is swap edible like different lips yeah [ __ ] course like eyebrows it doesn't really matter they
4:38:01
all do the same thing eyelashes i think there are better eyelashes out there eyeliner i go through [ __ ] tons of
4:38:07
different brands like the contour same [ __ ] it's just some powder the
4:38:12
concealer is the only thing that i'm like that shit's gotta be solid like that's that's gotta be the exact one i need uh
4:38:19
it's probably the same with foundation but i don't use foundation mascara too actually i use the chanel mascara i'm not getting [ __ ]
4:38:25
sponsored by them um it's makeup revolution
4:38:31
super size conceal and defined full coverage concealer and it is in the absolute lightest shade
4:38:37
c1 because i'm pale as [ __ ] if you're anything darker than translucent don't get c1 because it's
4:38:43
just gonna look white on you but like for me this is perfect um getting sponsored by huda oh dude the
4:38:50
fancy eyelashes bro i [ __ ] love that i'd love some fancy eyelash clap that'd be sick anyway um
4:38:57
so you screw up we add six mo six [ __ ] months you don't screw up and i have to buy a razor is that the deal buy
4:39:03
alright [ __ ] have fun shaving your kind of anyway uh vintage makeup rather than reading chat he'll be a while sorry
4:39:10
no i'd say not six months how about we say you can add three months to the box not
4:39:17
six not six make it three if i [ __ ] up i'm not risking six that's insane the
4:39:24
british complete the never seen the per infraction no not per infraction
4:39:30
just blanket statement what do you mean three months per thing i [ __ ] up i'm like [ __ ] up multiple things what do you
4:39:36
mean there's like dude there's a solid chance that i [ __ ] up a lot
4:39:42
there's a solid chance just sheer forgetfulness roll a dice for the month okay let's roll a dice one through six
4:39:50
okay i'll do a dice roll one through six dice roll
4:39:55
okay roll or die oh my god it literally is like it's excited i didn't think about that okay
4:40:03
roll wait start
4:40:09
do i do i press stop oh i do press stop okay ready okay whatever it is that's how many months get added okay
4:40:21
are we agreed on this all right ready what about one week of box per
4:40:27
infraction
4:40:45
okay look all right let's do it let's just use this you all said [ __ ] no you're stalling okay fine count me down
4:40:50
chat count me down count me down i need you to count me down what the [ __ ] i thought something
4:40:55
count me down i need a three two one three
4:41:01
eighteen two one three five go
4:41:12
are you [ __ ] kidding me what would have been the next roll
4:41:19
okay fine then i'm not gonna [ __ ] i'm not gonna [ __ ] up that's the only option here i'm not gonna [ __ ] up
4:41:25
five what the [ __ ]
4:41:33
jesus christ i rolled again and it was a [ __ ] look
4:41:39
well let me roll again it's gonna be a one two probably it could have been two five [ __ ] fine i'm just not gonna
4:41:45
break any rules is that your real hair it is my real hair i can pull it off if i want to look at this i'll move my whole scalp
4:41:52
my real yeah it's all mine i didn't even buy any of it it's literally all my hair that i grew myself
4:41:58
dice decided it's five don't scam rolls or [ __ ] listen
4:42:08
your hair looks sublime true
4:42:15
i kind of want to do the uh the [ __ ] how often do you wash your hair like once every three days three days
4:42:20
once every three days i know it was probably too often but that's like enough for me to be like okay cool
4:42:26
anyway uh to be fair you and stuff should go over the rules for clarification
4:42:32
we will this will be fun i'm so dude i'm it's
4:42:38
going to be so oh
4:42:50
so there's a chance that for nine dollars i just made two guys have to shave their arms legs chest and beards
4:42:57
that is hilarious it is right a j john still hasn't said yes did john even say yes
4:43:03
finn if you open an off uh wait finn if you open an lf then do [ __ ] build our fiend style you make so much money yeah
4:43:10
uh but uh beldelphine sucks dick and gets [ __ ] on camera
4:43:16
i don't think i'm quite ready for that yet even if it does come with hundreds of
4:43:21
thousands of dollars have you ever seen i don't think i'm quite ready for that yet i don't think i quite want to be
4:43:28
like sucking dick and posting it on twitter maybe yeah give it a few weeks give it a
4:43:33
few weeks
4:43:39
keyword yet i mean come on dude if there was a guaranteed amount of money beldorfin's making
4:43:44
use it's like that [ __ ] question like are you gonna expect me to lie to you and
4:43:50
tell you that the answer like then how much would it take for you to suck a dick is more than a million i
4:43:55
mean come on
4:44:02
like come on there's no uh there's there's there's you're gonna lie to me and tell and uh
4:44:08
tell me that that it was one million a month per peak true it's probably more than that but the um
4:44:16
i don't care about you getting a haircut i care about the fact that you're gonna have to shave your legs do you know how much of a pain in the ass that is
4:44:24
have you ever shaved your legs buddy and not by the way not with an electric razor this is like
4:44:31
real razor shaving like shave your legs that's like that's the are you a proper
4:44:36
thing you want if you want to live the [ __ ] ego lifestyle that's what it's going to be amaranth said oh if not 1.4 million a
4:44:43
month patreon 100 200. yeah like dude yeah
4:44:50
amaranth is different than than me though you know what i mean amaranth's doing some [ __ ] crazy [ __ ]
4:44:56
uh i don't think i have a doubt that i could probably make an absurd amount of money like at least
4:45:03
for a while like tens of thousands a month from it
4:45:08
i'm a sensitive soul i have to use electric razor but no no no [ __ ] no no no no no no no i don't care that's
4:45:15
the [ __ ] that what do you think this is just like what do you think this is just [ __ ] easy street buddy no they're like the
4:45:23
i'm not getting i'm not i'm not doing this to give you a buzz cut [ __ ] that
4:45:28
that's the whole you gotta go through the [ __ ] lady [ __ ] that's the bet
4:45:36
anyway i've never used an electric razor they're great get the philips one blade it's really close shave anyway bath
4:45:42
water oh [ __ ] yeah i wonder how much she made what did she ever say how much she made from the bathwater
4:45:48
yeah john that counts pink tacks and all yeah by the bio women's buy women's
4:45:54
razor even though they work worse and cost more um
4:45:59
oh [ __ ]
4:46:05
okay when it's long do you use a regular uh did you use a electric razor no okay
4:46:12
weirdly enough uh it it's way less uncomfortable if you just shave all the
4:46:18
hairs longer like you can shave a lot easier like it's less like razor burny it sucks less so if you if your leg has
4:46:24
grown out quite a lot it's an easy it's easy street to shave it uh with like an actual razor
4:46:30
if your leg hair is really short like you've buzz-cutted it first it's a pain in the dick because i don't
4:46:36
know like short hairs are like stronger they bend less so your skin's gonna like push against it a bit more you know
4:46:42
but with uh with [ __ ] long leg hair it just kind of glides over and cuts it i don't know it's kind of great
4:46:49
pain in the dick what dick chassis you [ __ ] i'm gonna be emailing twitter about that
4:46:54
comment you could get banned on twitter for that jeff heels on i don't should i be in
4:47:00
heels going to wear that exploding for the bimbo thing would suit you as hell lol i don't i only own one
4:47:08
thing of uh latex clothing i don't know i only own one
4:47:15
b o x what the [ __ ] was the did the o sound like a different person there for anyone
4:47:22
else it kind of did oh sound like a whole different human okay
4:47:29
i need screws though i haven't ordered any screws pick out 50k
4:47:36
i'm going to move right past the box thing and order some screws on amazon okay
4:47:42
oh [ __ ] i'm shut up stuff the uh i do need to order screws though
4:47:48
because that's that like box just the rim of it's like that big and then you need to go in a little bit more so i'm gonna be like a pretty [ __ ] long
4:47:55
screw you know the you know those dresses that i ordered before how about like
4:48:01
how about one of them i go on pka with maybe the pink latex one oh [ __ ] pink latex one i go on pka with
4:48:08
that's kind of [ __ ] perfect it's like just like gaudy enough
4:48:16
what do you think the pink latex one let me show you oh [ __ ] why can't i not get this
4:48:22
why can't i open this [ __ ]
4:48:39
this one i'll wear this one on pko i think that's pretty [ __ ] solid like that but with like titties and [ __ ]
4:48:46
dude that'd be pretty sweet i could do that the wet look over roy and i do it the pink wet look
4:48:52
over the oh yeah over the over the bobs oh but here's the thing i don't know if those bob okay look this dress would not
4:48:59
hide the bobs though the seam line wouldn't get hidden with this like dinky little strap
4:49:04
you know i mean i'm trying to think do we are
4:49:11
there any other ones like that black dress with it could work
4:49:16
did you get baby powder i it's in my amazon thing it's in my amazon thing i i'll do it i've got to buy screws so
4:49:22
i'll check out all in one go long wood screws
4:49:30
there's some [ __ ] jesus that's a big long boy am i gonna drill a pilot hole no
4:49:38
uh are my self-tapping screws i'll counter something holy [ __ ] i could
4:49:43
just buy some really long ass nails um
4:49:52
100 milli oh [ __ ] 10 centimeters no
4:49:57
how big are these things what's up what's 100 millimeters that's 10 centimeters how about oh that's [ __ ] big enough
4:50:03
yeah okay we'll get those 10 cents me to screws uh
4:50:08
what else excuse is better i got him i can take him out again
4:50:15
you want to get bolts jesus christ four inches oh solid
4:50:22
yeah okay four inches that's [ __ ] all right that's a long ass screw yeah that's i would say that's the
4:50:29
perfect size screw i call that i call that i might even call that too big
4:50:35
um i don't know some people might say that though some people would definitely some
4:50:40
people definitely say that is like too big
4:50:47
oh cheez-its oh no she just tastes like [ __ ] ritz crackers so much but then she's ah
4:50:54
once
4:51:00
okay um
4:51:06
right a boy what did him always say somebody's been lying to finn about psy
4:51:12
the chiefs are about cheese it's a [ __ ] they're not that good show the full outfit oh yeah
4:51:18
i'm again i'm not wearing any shoes so excuse that but like pretty solid
4:51:24
[ __ ] skirt man but look at that since we know you are not good with your hair you should have
4:51:30
your dad do your hair in cute styles braids up do sect no pka slash birthday
4:51:36
one slash and birthday too i don't know what [ __ ] hairstyle my
4:51:45
mid-length birthday hair style
4:51:50
okay bro this shit's complex frozen shit's [ __ ] complex dude
4:51:58
all of these are just like based on color like um i could curl it i i guess
4:52:04
curly might look good like i curl it a little bit the ends maybe i could do that i could get him to curl it a little
4:52:09
bit or straighten it would you have sex dressed like a girl if your girlfriend was into it what the [ __ ] are you
4:52:15
thirsty uh very but maybe not for this this tastes like [ __ ]
4:52:26
better if you can do it all in one mouthful um it's [ __ ] rough
4:52:33
oh oh what oh sorry yeah been
4:52:38
i'm against it i'm not against it why not why not i haven't considered the exact like
4:52:46
uh i haven't considered the [ __ ] uh logistics behind it
4:52:51
but i guess why not it would okay it depends what though because like dude i'm not wearing a [ __ ] i'm not wearing a corset i'm not
4:52:57
wearing a bra i'm not wearing it like dude i'll wear a skirt and [ __ ] some girl that's
4:53:03
that's not that big of a deal it wouldn't take me out of it that much you know like i said if john and stove need to use a safety
4:53:10
razor then so do you so be careful down there what do you mean
4:53:15
safety razor safety razors are [ __ ] you mean like a like safety razor like the term safety right like the the just
4:53:21
straight razor sort of safety razor why safety razors are like i i swear like safety razors seem way
4:53:28
more dangerous look safety razor look don't these seem way more dangerous to
4:53:35
you they're like just a straight up razor blade there's just [ __ ] one in there
4:53:42
it's not spread out across an area like dude that's gonna be rough
4:53:48
that sucks the regular i've never gotten cut with a regular razor like i've got a i've got a good razor don't get me wrong
4:53:54
i've got the like like the high-end gillette one you know you can wear a skirt you [ __ ] wait what
4:54:02
you what you can wear a skirt and [ __ ] this girl if you want jesus christ
4:54:07
uh low carb months tastes better than the regular one agreed the um but yeah no
4:54:13
[ __ ] uh i don't think it would take it's out it would depend if it takes you out of it
4:54:18
right like the fake eyelashes might at some point like i could wear all the makeup besides fake eyelashes how can
4:54:23
streamers get away with streaming shows and movies and reacting to them and have you ever seen batman with michael keaton
4:54:31
i'd watch a stream if you could stream it gotta watch it again the reason uh the reason for that is
4:54:38
like well amazon owns twitch right and streamers can do watch parties so like movies they can watch movies and [ __ ]
4:54:44
when it's on amazon prime like prime video because they own like twitch own the license tour right so if they're okay with doing it and they're partnered
4:54:51
or something like that then they're okay with it um if it's youtube videos i don't know
4:54:59
shows i don't know like and if you mean youtube videos i think there's like a artist if you're just straight up
4:55:05
streaming just the [ __ ] content you're not adding anything to it there's no way it's allowed but um
4:55:10
yeah youtube's fine you might be able to do it on youtube easier than twitch but yeah if you can't stream music though
4:55:17
it's kind of nice as soon as he gets away with it can't wear fake eyelashes even in everyday stuff i find them distracting
4:55:24
no i i could wear these all day i did i mean i [ __ ] wore them all like they're not even the sticker ones i
4:55:30
could wear these [ __ ] all day they're easy they're like it's annoying i've gotten so used to it there was
4:55:37
there was other stuff like i i could not even paint the nail like i
4:55:42
could oh [ __ ] i gotta paint my toes ugh do they need to be matching do i really
4:55:47
need like baby pink toenails i don't think i do
4:55:53
how wait but how are the permanent ones uh worse than not stick on ones
4:55:59
you know so much about streaming lore babe i know thank you thanks supporter
4:56:04
boyfriend um
4:56:09
hot metallic pink that looks awful i think baby pink could be the the best
4:56:14
pink i guess hot pink would look trashy as [ __ ] metallic pink would look grimy as [ __ ] i don't know
4:56:20
uh the baby pink's gonna work better i guess i'm not gonna do any fancy designs i already own [ __ ] baby pink gel
4:56:26
nails uh like polish anyway um i'm not worried let's put it that way
4:56:33
you should be pink toenails if you have shoes that are open toed true pastel coral pink that's pretty
4:56:39
much these are like pastel pink you know solid maybe socks what what what
4:56:46
ping pong oh [ __ ] it's 2 a.m it's true for five [ __ ] hours um
4:56:54
it's dude every time i end the stream when i look really good i'm just like [ __ ] i'm like wasting it though i'm
4:56:59
wasting me looking so [ __ ] good right now i i i look awesome i look so hot
4:57:05
dude what can i what can i do with my time bro let me just go pick up a [ __ ] box i
4:57:11
don't know i i wanna dude dude this will be another eight hour stream
4:57:16
take a walk i could now marisa's gone but i'm not gonna because that's irresponsible
4:57:24
[Music] red line chew
4:57:30
i don't know uh you're a rare pokemon you rarely go live go clubbing holy [ __ ]
4:57:38
it's 2am do the wiggle thing i found your favorite thing what do you think about the skirt by the way i really [ __ ] with
4:57:44
the skirt this guy's cool uh it's like a it's just it's just a skirt that's the same style as the black one but not a
4:57:50
black skirt and it kind of suits a lot more stuff i mean i've black suits more stuff but you know suits more stuff than
4:57:55
like a colored skirt does i love the skirt me too
4:58:03
why is everything out of stock where
4:58:08
perhaps you need to do your makeup before coming online yeah but it was fun right
4:58:13
um wasn't one of the rules to take more
4:58:19
pictures no it wasn't but i uh it's also not the month it was to take pictures and post them on like instagram for
4:58:26
proof when i'm not streaming that i'm still like dressed up and [ __ ] it is it is slightly annoying where i'll
4:58:31
like i'll dress up or like i'll dress in something more feminine because like i don't know [ __ ] like masculine [ __ ]
4:58:37
in the wash i guess like i'll dress it i'll dress up in something more feminine like i'll put like a bit of concealer on
4:58:42
i usually don't i'll do my eyebrows like normal right and then someone's like i bet you haven't even done it today [ __ ]
4:58:47
you buddy i had to deal with a [ __ ] skirt or like [ __ ] tick-tock leggings all day
4:58:53
anyway um did you talk today i didn't because i couldn't [ __ ] it my razor blade died
4:58:59
hey dab he only pretends like minecraft content he secretly plays factory for i haven't booted up factorio in [ __ ]
4:59:05
ages i've been dude it's really hard for me to get into like video games on the pc now i i really
4:59:12
[ __ ] with vr like way more like whenever i if i boot up a video game
4:59:17
it's [ __ ] it's vr it's so much better in vr oh out of stock in the channel points
4:59:23
yeah because we canceled him feels awesome hell yeah it's they're so [ __ ] good
4:59:28
i'm just googled a safety razor vr is so [ __ ] fun there's nothing better it's the best like it's the best medium
4:59:35
it's a sick elder ring i've never played it i don't even play dark souls
4:59:40
are you a grill in vr
4:59:47
no remember finn what i said last time about inducing a certain kink in you the
4:59:54
praise stream you prove my theory to be even more and more right by the way you look fabulous those
5:00:00
eyeliner wings and the whole outfit looks great gratification
5:00:06
good lord sauce no the uh it's no the
5:00:13
i don't know i'm really [ __ ] uh what's it okay i'm really [ __ ] uh what's it called
5:00:19
like vanilla everyone dude i've every time i speak to a soda cat
5:00:25
like yeah i'm i'm boring apparently i'm just boring as [ __ ]
5:00:32
i have pre listen i appreciate like uh words of encouragement but it doesn't
5:00:38
get my [ __ ] dick hard you know what i mean like i it'll put me in a bad mood if someone like dude sometimes uh
5:00:45
sometimes i'll do a thing where like either friend reese has done it actually a couple times but i've said like [ __ ] stop reason is this every now
5:00:50
and then uh i've couple friends i don't well i'll be like i'm gonna stream this and they go like that sounds weird why it's like [ __ ] you that just takes away
5:00:57
my [ __ ] energy for it you know i hate that the um like yeah i it's so much better when
5:01:03
someone's like i'm gonna go to this stream and they're like oh sick that's funny as hell soda's like this that is pretty good with that i'll i'll say like
5:01:09
lo i've got this funny bit idea and they're like that's [ __ ] that's funny as hell do you think soda's pretty soda is a
5:01:15
very good looking guy i will say got [ __ ] good outfit uh good [ __ ]
5:01:20
outfits great looking outfits man the uh i had to talk to him about it crazy [ __ ]
5:01:27
but uh what the [ __ ] can you lock eyes with the camera
5:01:37
is that what you wanted just for a sec
5:01:46
there you go good solid is that your like uh
5:01:52
oh damn oh [ __ ] hey it works thank you
5:01:58
thank you thanks for the five gifted subs thank you yuri thank you yuri
5:02:03
that's a good name thank you eyes almost look green green
5:02:10
do they they don't oh maybe no not really still have very brown eyes
5:02:18
actually [ __ ] subs [ __ ] yeah i'm trying to get my subs up i meant dude there was a time on youtube
5:02:24
oh there's a time on twitch right like four thousand subs because i was just constantly doing sub goals and then i learned that you that twitch takes half
5:02:29
my earnings oh damn and then i started prioritizing don't know goals thank you brattle
5:02:35
thanks for 5 good subs jesus christ man thank you for the vulgarism brutal dude
5:02:41
he's gifted 25 so far that's a sec finn hypothetically would you like me would you let me a respectful trans woman take
5:02:47
you out on a bowling date respectfully of course uh probably not because
5:02:52
uh i don't like bowling or women
5:02:58
no i don't i mean i i am not looking for anything dude i had to turn down um twitter girl so many
5:03:05
times you guys familiar with twitter girl i got she asked
5:03:10
she asked to uh send me like titty pics four times
5:03:16
and i said no every time that's that's a role reverse situation if i've ever [ __ ] seen one i mean
5:03:22
come on dude um i'm not gonna give her a given name
5:03:28
because she was she was very nice she was genuinely very nice she was great but uh you know
5:03:34
funny that i had to say no to [ __ ] titty pics many many times which is usually not what you have to do
5:03:42
i have to say no to dick pics all the time and women have to say no to dick pics all the time that's usually that
5:03:48
but props on her she never just she she did ask she asked before you know asking again but she asked so she would
5:03:55
understand anything which was good you got a drink man no i'm gonna end the
5:04:00
stream in a sec and i'm gonna get some fuds um
5:04:06
you want some bob no dude you guys know what the d cup oh [ __ ] i don't know any d cups
5:04:12
oh [ __ ] that's a [ __ ] issue you know okay dude i own c cups and these look
5:04:18
hold on i don't actually own any d cup bobs look i just [ __ ] thought of that look i
5:04:24
own i own c cups and these and these are insane these are like e or
5:04:29
e or f cups so i gotta order some d's
5:04:35
some deez nuts hold on let me order some d cup um
5:04:41
okay whoa
5:04:47
let me find mine okay
5:04:54
you're gonna end the stream before you box scam i don't have anything to do it though i
5:05:00
don't know any [ __ ] screws i've got the screws on my [ __ ] thing though i've got the screws in my thing it's fine
5:05:06
i have them in my thing i've got them in the thing thing in my [ __ ] i've got them in the thing uh where are these
5:05:22
okay select oh why are they doing it okay there we
5:05:27
go oh bro how big are d cups this says uh like this is d cup is
5:05:32
apparently xl just tape it shut for now
5:05:40
these go all the way up to gg cups double g cups by the way
5:05:47
just tape it shut what the [ __ ]
5:05:52
um okay
5:05:58
bro these [ __ ] are ordering s-cups okay fair enough i guess like
5:06:03
uh cross-dressing tends to lead towards big titties but i'm trying to go natural and only get extra large d cups
5:06:11
uh okay i'll get those gg bro how much actually let me check how much
5:06:16
they are the gg cups let's see for the box tape it there are a hundred
5:06:23
100 pounds 150 bucks for the box tape it glue it or something you're a grand woman
5:06:32
gamer girl cubs gg cups gg easy cups oh [ __ ]
5:06:39
i could get gg cups e cups and zed cups gg easy um
5:06:46
[Music] all right five months [ __ ] you maybe one day maybe one day i'll order
5:06:53
double g cups what do you think
5:07:00
hey it's twitter girl la mao oh my god am i dude my bad habit is horny
5:07:05
messaging people when i'm absolutely trashed it's fine the horny was accepted it's fine
5:07:10
um let's see
5:07:17
give me a give me the i think it's going to be like 200 bucks give me the 200 bucks i'll order some
5:07:22
double g cups until then i'm going to go order these things you might want to get some bigger bras too i sent you some i've got no
5:07:28
they're all like they all can cope with d cups i send you some but i doubt you have the right sizes uh i've got i've got bras
5:07:35
i've got so many [ __ ] bras man the only right answer z cup i'd agree c cups are like the perfect middle ground but
5:07:42
we had a rule we've got a rule of d cups and above so i'm gonna go with the minimum size
5:07:47
requirement the minimum being a d so okay i'm gonna get this so some
5:07:52
talcum powder and also i've got a air uh [ __ ] air blower dust blower electric
5:07:58
dust electric duster how do you circumcise a homeless man
5:08:04
kick her no evil monkey see no evil monkey see no
5:08:10
evil monkey see no evil monkey see no evil monkeys see no evil monkey see no
5:08:16
evil monkey see no i'm really [ __ ] serious at the end there jesus christ
5:08:26
oh dude i've got um dude i've did i tell you about this okay so i
5:08:32
found someone to keep me uh to keep me [ __ ] like doing the the the month
5:08:38
uh i ordered it by the way i found someone to keep me occupied someone to uh can make sure to make sure that i'm
5:08:44
sticking to everything uh during my old friends that used to try and get me to wear makeup all the time yeah so they
5:08:50
jumped at that [ __ ] chance uh and moya wants confirmation of gg bobs
5:08:55
for 200. remember when youtube used to be your full-time job and cross-dressing was just for a gag oh how life throw us
5:09:03
curveballs it still is you know um oh what the [ __ ]
5:09:08
thank you lana lana b twitch wanna be fine lana b lana b okay thank you wait lana
5:09:14
[ __ ] yeah thanks for the raid thank you for the big boy 40 viewers [ __ ] yeah there's uh
5:09:19
hello raiders why is your voice so deep voice change yes that's why i am i sorry it was a
5:09:27
rare accident when i was just a young gal it also explains the lack of tits
5:09:32
and giant [ __ ] guns it was just this rare animal accident you know put the
5:09:37
goal up for 200 for your gg cups also don't make excuses you are a lady and a
5:09:44
man of your word box oh my god yeah i found a i'll grab some duct tape
5:09:49
i found uh i found the my friend who let me uh who oh sorry who
5:09:56
i very graciously let uh keep me on track for this so she's
5:10:01
basically just gonna [ __ ] call me every day and make sure i'm wearing [ __ ] titties in a skirt and [ __ ] so there's
5:10:07
that anyway i'm gonna go grab some like i'm gonna grab some [ __ ] duct tape ah
5:10:13
brb you know what you can listen to on the way hold on let me grab you some songs some tunes
5:10:22
[Music]
5:10:27
let's grab you some tunes
5:10:33
what the [ __ ] [Music]
5:10:39
all right bye bb
5:10:50
you change your mind like a girl change his clothes
5:10:59
like a [ __ ] i would know and you
5:11:13
[Music] yes
5:11:23
is [Music]
5:11:32
i got it i have some duct tape right as fast as it as fast as it came it is
5:11:39
leaving i've got to take all the [ __ ] boxes and [ __ ] off it though um carefully
5:11:49
solid that's fine but
5:11:54
let me try and actually like remove this without destroying some [ __ ] inside
5:12:00
ah okay is there really no way for me to like lock this in a good [ __ ] without
5:12:08
duct taping it oh my god
5:12:14
okay [ __ ] okay okay
5:12:20
[Music] right oh sorry
5:12:25
dang chair in the way there she [ __ ] is i didn't i barely removed anything from
5:12:31
it too like look there's still a bunch of [ __ ] in here
5:12:37
you back you all of you back in there and then
5:12:44
um [ __ ] when i put my hot on
5:12:53
one sec
5:13:10
two the two things i did take out of it the two shirts there are we good did we find you [ __ ]
5:13:26
are we happy chat are we happy
5:13:31
okay fill in your room no
5:13:37
and the new guy clothes you bought during the last seven weeks like which
5:13:42
um i would consider them not fully guy clothes like all of its unisex i guess
5:13:48
what did i buy specifically that you don't deem us being worthy
5:13:56
what do you think boxes i haven't oh no oh my [ __ ] ah [ __ ] you
5:14:01
uh yeah okay fine i bought like one thing
5:14:07
my precious look
5:14:39
ugh
5:14:47
[Music] i bought some hugo boss boxes
5:14:53
that's what i bought in spain those were the guy clothes that i bought you're gonna take away my [ __ ] hugo
5:14:59
boss those are 40 [ __ ] dollar boxes 40 [ __ ] euro boxes dude
5:15:08
what do you wear to bed i i'm not i wouldn't i don't wear anything what about the clothes you were just
5:15:14
wearing that was like just a shirt and some shorts do you not think the [ __ ] shorts are
5:15:20
like oh come on
5:15:25
i went naked really look let me show you these [ __ ] shorts there's no way
5:15:58
look fine [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] fine i read the label it's men's but like these
5:16:04
really they're just shorts what do you mean
5:16:10
i can't wear these they need what they're [ __ ] the [ __ ] girl clothes only count as like
5:16:16
[ __ ] booty shorts now
5:16:25
[ __ ]
5:16:30
anything else it would look masculine on you in there
5:16:35
uh that's all stuff you said what else
5:16:41
is there anything else
5:16:47
don't forget the chest plate in the box gladly uh depends on how much actually no not
5:16:52
gladly depends on how much you want to win the bet i want to win the [ __ ] bet
5:17:00
uh what underwear are you currently wearing i don't want to answer that question
5:17:07
it's not boxes the male chess player oh the man okay
5:17:13
[ __ ] you can have that one i don't care about that
5:17:19
oh my god it's so heavy you can have that one i cut it in half it's like it's trashed anyway
5:17:25
i'm not wearing a thong i'm not wearing a thong um
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what the [ __ ] else was that what else what else have i warned that you think is more too masculine
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oh
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long laundry they'll despawn
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coat a coat i've still got all that like you guys sent me like a bunch of coats i've got tons of coats that are just they're
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women's you guys sent them me put the knife away [ __ ] that hell no
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too manly for next month no you can't take away my knives um
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dress coded what the [ __ ] all hoodies in the chest unless you
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wanna cut them in crop hoodies [Music]
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there's no way all hood i mean come on all hoodies it's not all like [ __ ] [Music]
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not all bimbo month your dignity
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the box is already in there buddy they're already there all the hoodies are fine but he's like
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[ __ ] everyone it's not a dress but it's not exactly [ __ ] like chat out here thinking
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anything will look masculine on finlau
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nice all right
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shut up jack the uh all right let's uh my best friend ross how do these shoes go crazy have you ever seen a girl or a
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hoodie i've never seen it anyway uh i reckon [ __ ] i i can't think of anything else
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that's like distinctly masculine
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i can't wait i can't think of anything this is more i can't wear anything that's distinctly masculine the idea of girl moments is that your girl 24 7. uh yep
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that's the that's the [ __ ] that's the idea uh what do you think
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bimbos don't wear hoodies yeah but they also don't [ __ ] this is this is not i'm just not gonna wear them that's not
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like the same thing anyway uh you're gonna lose the bed if you've got
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something no if i wear it then yeah i think that's enough whatever you want if you if you see okay we'll do it in duct
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tape right if you see me wearing anything too masculine we can put it in the [ __ ] box all right let's do it
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all right where's my [ __ ] duck set
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no chat is not crazy we simply said it had to be labeled as women's clothing
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not unisex ea the red shirt incident and not male he already has period hoodies he's
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allowed to wear but that x-men hoodie needs to be burned it's already in there no the [ __ ] x-men hoodie's in there
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but like dude the i never took that one out it's just gross now
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[ __ ] it makes you feel any better i didn't take i didn't really wear anything else from that i wore like those two shirts i
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took out uh the red shirt but a cup left some tea my cup
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but yeah there's [ __ ] nothing everything else is all gross as [ __ ] in there and i never did the washing for it
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period yeah i don't know what period it is ready let's [ __ ] do it
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just as soon as just as soon as it arrived
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right how the [ __ ] are we gonna let me like
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it took five months for you to get me to start experimenting with makeup
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there's one but um
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let's call that that
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okay i'm making them long enough that you know i haven't opened the box you know
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so you can you feel free to take a screenshot of it by the way just if you want to compare like [ __ ]
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things
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[Music] there we go there
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done solid he doesn't have to type a box properly i'm not gonna lift the [ __ ] thing up
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i can't i can't open that now that's got too much [ __ ] [ __ ] on it
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uh i can't that i destroyed the locking mechanism because i dremeled through it on the first stream
5:22:25
the tape is enough tape around and over the seal what do you mean type around
5:22:32
the same jesus [Music]
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you mean like sideways like uh what's it called
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like around like around this like there
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yeah okay let's see
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dangerous got dangerous whoop danger scott oh my god
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okay
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go on it's no one no one's breaking into the [ __ ] thing
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keep the mold contained uh
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keep the mold contained in there hard day's work yeah it's the hardest work i've ever done man that's most exercise in the year
5:23:58
and thanks for the five months sir by the way i was like like is sack what the [ __ ] oh five nights it ain't much it's a lot
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it's it is a lot but it's it's dishonest work uh no one's breaking into this thing
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because the dude with a knife collection against him no i mean i'm listen i'm not breaking into
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it because i'm not a rule breaker that's why i didn't get into it before i won't get into it now i am [ __ ] perfect at
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this okay oh turn off the voice changer no
5:24:33
uh you tell those cl close that in form in four months and they'll call you
5:24:38
okay good [ __ ] that was funny all right boys i think today i today i think today might be a good time this room
5:24:45
i think now might be a good time to end the stream i'm getting a little bit sleepy and i'm gonna take a couple pictures for twitter you know
5:24:52
maybe i'll wear some bobs for him just because you know twitter likes bob's um but
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you know i'll see you boys uh let me send you a box the biohazard
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class wouldn't like a biohazard sticker on it anyway boys i'll see you it is fun you weren't wearing bubs no i'm not
5:25:10
[ __ ] wearing bobs look i'm [ __ ] flat bro i mean there are these but that's just pizza anyway boys i'll see
5:25:16
you uh have a good one nice thank you disney oh [ __ ]
5:25:23
is it just me or does anyone else feel like the world is a better place now that that infernal box is sealed back up
5:25:31
thanks f1nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn bleu and if the green bikini doesn't fit i mma cry but heart you much
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jesus [ __ ] okay [ __ ] hell all right see you boys
5:25:45
see you guys peace don't think i did that live stream
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goodnight boys bye