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let's go
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jesus christ there's a lot of you okay i am here i i am actually here
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but i've lost the [ __ ] thing that i'm trying to look for [Music] okay
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i had this thing i had this thing around that i've completely [ __ ] lost it
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and i can't start the stream until i've got it [Music]
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i've like misplaced five things this is [ __ ]
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i am here though i'm running around i hope you're enjoying easter boys easter
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egg day it's egg night
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[Music]
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finley just gave shatter reason to call you an egg [Music]
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some cadbury eggs would be awesome today [Music]
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eggs for everyone [Music]
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i swear to god i'm p i'm so incredibly peeved oh i found it
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never mind we're all good crisis inverted chat
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i found it okay now it's just gonna take me a minute i was like okay i'll start the stream it might be a little bit longer of a
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wait but you know whatever and then you know they weren't mined they weren't mined
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[Music] turns out it was way longer than i thought
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oh this is gonna be a minute though i'm just i just figured i'd let you like uh
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be around while i'm getting ready so i'm not technically late
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that makes sense i can believe that
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[ __ ] amaranth lets the stream go like 20 minutes so i'll be fine
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oh damn [Music]
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okay i've lost another thing [Music]
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i've lost one more thing [Music]
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it's over there rose i don't think left a bit no
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left no it's not [Music]
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what the [ __ ] dude
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how is that even possible things just like disappear like this [Music]
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this [ __ ] the universe is like stacked against me [Music]
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oh the music [ __ ] ended it's been nine minutes okay anyway hi so let me let me talk to you a little bit hey boys
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hello it's me what did i miss it's over shut up crj uh
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you gave chat a reason to call you 19 months i may have i may have maybe who knows
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here's what i've got i don't know whether you guys would want it one way or the other but here's what i'm doing
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i'm currently getting changed into the outfit i haven't a hundred percent done the makeup yet because i've done most of
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it but i just i wanted to know whether i should go pink or red but i decided i'd give you guys a little
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treat today uh by doing my makeup before so the stream could start much earlier just like it has gone off without a hitch but
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now i'm looking for like my [ __ ] i figured this would look really cool if i wore this one other thing but i can't
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[ __ ] find anything because i like disassembled it holy [ __ ] is that it
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oh it is i found it okay [ __ ] now i got to take this off
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okay [ __ ] so i made a thing oh my [ __ ] i gotta like assemble it
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again egg listen i do want none of you to call me an egg throughout this entire stream okay
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just as an fyi i've instructed the mod specifically to ban anyone that says it so i mean it's
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no big deal that you've already said it uh you will just be banned after so many months that's fine so much money zero
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regrets stay hot rose i plan to
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let me [ __ ] find this thing okay so now i'm constructing this anyway
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oh [ __ ] yeah that worked easy one minute
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put you in okay i figured i'd put a call i figured i'd
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do a corset i don't know whether i'm gonna keep the corset on throughout the stream uh but i may as well try it
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because it could look pretty [ __ ] pretty [ __ ] epic egg my beloved
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damn a year already with this egg egg egg egg egg
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thanks for the 12 months thank you that's a lot of that's a lot of that's a lot of a cash dollar dollar that you've given me
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uh pity it all has to come to an end now you've called me an egg good ah man what a how to ruin a streak boys
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the mods will get on that guy pretty quick where's my
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what the hell whoop okay there's that okay jesus mike if my
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camera [ __ ] glitches out i'm so screwed because i'm 100 [ __ ] naked
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bro is this what i'm around 20 months such a big number i'm actually so happy
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that you started streaming and am very impressed of how insanely good you've been doing have a very nice easter f1
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n5t peg champ bro i've even got an egg my [ __ ] oh really my mom my mom gave me an egg
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i've got a ferrero rocher egg hell yeah that's called the [ __ ] upper class
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baby ferrero rocher ferrero rocher bro oh i just realized by the way you
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haven't seen me like bro us bro no uh you haven't seen me like with the new eyelashes have you you've only seen the
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old one i mean don't get me wrong if you follow me on instagram or twitter or anything instagram probably gets everything first but like
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okay then you have seen it but most of you guys haven't [ __ ] seen the new eyelashes and everything
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and they've been on for a couple days i had to so the reason why i didn't stream recently like the last couple was
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because i was doing a uh i was doing i was making a minecraft video and that took like a day and a half
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so there's now a minecraft video where i'm like fully fully girl mode so you're welcome for that
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i'm sure that video is gonna perform so so well um but yeah i'd film minecraft video
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and i didn't stream that day and i woke up like super late yesterday but i did do
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an outfit for it i did like do a full outfit i uh i mentioned before on stream how one of my friends should i talk about
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this when i'm on camera but basically one of my friends is an [ __ ] and uh
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but they are helping me stick to the uh guidelines or at least providing ample peer
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pressure oh my god hold on listen to cow music
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one minute boys on is it charlie no no one called me like i'm turning up the cows
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what the [ __ ] is in the chat right now how did this happen i leave you on egg talk for so long and my goes [ __ ] uk
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poultry standards are higher in the in the uk than the us what the [ __ ] is happening
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i didn't think we'd talk about the geopolitical uh [ __ ] you did girl mode minecraft we will be sure to boost
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the views on it thank you thanks that'd be very nice of you i think
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lady rose i will 100 watch your silly minecraft video since
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you are in it and not just [Music]
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oh [ __ ] i've developed a new strategy for corsets [Music]
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pull your baby who is that finster person some [ __ ]
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some man child that plays minecraft all day apparently
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[Music]
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maybe i'm just doing exactly what you're supposed to do with corsets but like it's annoyingly tight around my hips so
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i'm just like choosing now to
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unwind it [Music]
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oh yeah this is way more comfy [ __ ] yeah [Music]
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took an hour long
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[Music]
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is anything special happening oh hey candy man [Music]
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maybe funny question you should ask [Music]
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this is approaching code miko levels of stream starting soon i don't care i i'm at least talking to you
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mikko niko's uh miko just does nothing i i've been behind the scenes while miko's starting
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the stream nothing going on i'm actually uh working as fast as possible
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look at that cute little bunny look at that chat be distracted by that it's been 15 minutes i don't care
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it's gonna be 20. i don't i don't care do you want me to look good or do you want me to look not good
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who knows throwing technician under the bus she sounds like a boss
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chad i promise it'll be worth it [Music] i mean kind of
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maybe how long do you think it takes me to get
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ready like day to day [ __ ] five minutes flat uh for streams this [ __ ] takes like an hour
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code miko gives us a pretty animation and tolerable music when she's being a scuffed gremlin
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but which one would you rather have you know which one would you rather have tell me tell me honestly you know
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so you're telling me the wrong answer chat just so you know you can't say hers
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hurry up i am trust me it's worth it chap [Music]
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should we commission a theme song for rose chat yes
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[Music] this stream's starting soon i promise
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oh the fact
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oh that's might be an issue oh [ __ ]
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[Music]
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well okay i'm technically almost ready
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how are your eggs doing already tucked my eggs are doing painful
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this better be worth it it is i promise it is it is [Music]
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okay so look don't tell chat or they'll lynch me i'd rather wait for you than
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mikko a or any of the others oh yeah i mean mika bailey even knows her chatter's names
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you at least pretend to remember me from time to time you've been here for like a [Music]
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known you for decade
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launches stream drawing should uh not warden should only focus on editing my videos and only my videos
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oh hello oh my god
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[Music]
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well at least it's in tradition if you can really like if you listen if
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you really know my channel and the history of my streams you could call this a call back
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i'm doing the same thing in a very similar outfit try and guess
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i'm doing i've actually kept my kept the stream on hold for the exact same amount of time that i did when i also wore this
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outfit before so there is that
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you could maybe guesstimate [Music]
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so this is another minecraft easter girls stream it's not minecraft
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[Music]
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the music makes it 10 times longer [Music]
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what could it be what could it be
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oh that'd be such a dick move [Music]
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oh my god what the [ __ ]
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that would be a real dick move i wouldn't do that to you [Music]
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oh [ __ ] hold on i kind of goofed this a little bit
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[Music]
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what if i did this for an hour [Music]
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oh i goofed something and don't want to have to redo the whole thing
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[Music]
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there we go okay one more minute
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i'm calling it in two minutes i'm just gonna come on camera okay let me grab a thing
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[Music]
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oh [ __ ] one minute left one minute left one minute left
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one minute left
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[Music]
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jesus didn't die for this oh my [ __ ] god it's not bad it's not that bad it's fine
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oh [ __ ] but that is [Music]
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you're crying can't stop me chat
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it does nothing but it just strengthens me
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fins to start the stream they cry no i i'd cry back
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with tears in my eyes from laughter
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we've been waiting so long they say i just turn up the [ __ ] music
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they're cries meaning nothing [Music]
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every step along this process is just like
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this realistically fight in five minutes i could complete the full thing fully
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is vinster a cruel god
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oh yeah [Music]
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oh my god the music finished i didn't think that was possible okay
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so technically i could come on camera or
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so what i'm hearing is you want another five months of box what the [ __ ] no that's not that's the
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okay first of all you don't make the rules second of all okay technically you do but like first of all
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shut up second of all no give me a minute i'm good i'm sorry i'm i'm doing good i'm i'm a great haste great speed
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right now i'm sorry uh i'm just trying to remember if i've got anything else to [ __ ]
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to do to complete uh there was i just [ __ ] forgot what i
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was doing okay i haven't done my lipstick or eyeshadow
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should i do that first or should i what should i do or should i let you guys decide
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what do you think sure shut up over over zegs
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what the [ __ ] show us her eggs do it with us should i do it with you guys okay haste is not speed haste is speed
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do the honorable thing shut up [Music]
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watch the stream crash and people start unsubbing on mass
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okay i'm just brushing my hair and then i'm coming on camera i'll do it on camera i'll do it on camera we'll all decide together so
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we'll decide together hold on oh my god been on hold for 30 minutes by
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the way or almost 30 minutes and in 40 seconds it'll be 30 minutes i could let you wait another 40 seconds
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i think that'd be just okay let's grab you
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just adding a finishing touch to this trust me it's a good decision and then let's actually
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oh hell yeah that's cool as [ __ ] okay
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oh that's heavy what the [ __ ] glad i was late to the stream okay
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ready i think we're ready okay again i'm not done again i am not done
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this is a podcast now welcome to bunny podcasts
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oh my god wait wait why is this the way that it is okay ready
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three there's 30 minutes gone okay ready three two oh wait let me okay hold on just because
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i was naked on camera let me just make sure that my camera's not gonna bug just
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making sure okay ready three two one
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i feel like it was worth it i'm so glad this looks good i feel like it was worth it chat
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was it worth it i mean come on
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solid right there we go yeah so i was looking for a bunch of [ __ ] i didn't even end up using i was gonna wear hit
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pads but i didn't even end up using it because you could see it like at the bottom of the outfit so
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would anyone like a spin i don't know why wait let me just make
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sure my skirt's not going to come off would anyone like a spin let me just again make sure my skirt
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isn't going to come off here but you see what i mean by like that this this skirt's a requirement hey
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has anyone um noticed something different about me today with my new these these socks man they look so good
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i wonder if they'll be for sale soon who knows these nsfw thigh highs that
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are the most comfortable thing who knows anyway so here's the here's the outfit hey yo 20 months pog look with the hip pads
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they do cover my hips so like you could see them like there because again my my
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my yeah for mommy anyway so you see what i mean by this is
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an interesting skirt set up solid
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i'm so close to like accidentally like ripping this thing down but wow
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very cool nice this hasn't come off me yet
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[ __ ] yeah i'm spinning so slowly because of it holy [ __ ]
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okay wait don't look at these oh this this can go wrong at any point in
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time just give me a minute there we go now jump no this is a
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what would the word be a volatile outfit really a volatile outfit
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wait dude the last two looks i did with this was like a big red look and doing kind of more natural kind of
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i don't know is it not a little bit more like you know when it's more natural makeup a
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little bit like isn't it a bit though
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you know right pretty [ __ ] cool it's a little bit hotter like doing the red do don't get me wrong red lipstick looks
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awesome but there's something about it there's something about it it looks like cooler
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looks good right anyway do you right oh dude you i was i was
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just talking about that okay [ __ ] verb was telling me how weird it looks like to go back on my old videos he had
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to go and look at one for like research or something for an old video look i'm gonna go back onto my uh
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let me let me go on to my minecraft channel look how [ __ ] different i am now can you put the picture of the actual
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bunnies back up please
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weren't they cute though weren't they so cute oh this could be the whole stream you know
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hold on let me find this in like my old room or something okay look look at this
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let me go on like a random old video look look at this [ __ ] look at me
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did i ever zoom in oh new potion
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look at that look at what i used to look like bro okay isn't that weird calm down isn't that weird to see now
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and then comparatively [ __ ] god changed a little bit just slightly
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straighten i did it it's remained straight thin i just now wear bunny outfits every now and then rose's geeky brother yeah this
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[ __ ] nerd see i'm out here being all successful in my [ __ ] this magazine this guy in here playing
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minecraft all day very pog indeed
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indeed again this is a volatile outfit right hold on can i move my camera up
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yeah just slightly wait a little bit down that didn't change you used to look like
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tubbo's older brother
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now what i look hrt did you get dude i'm
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oh [ __ ] thanks for the 32 bucks we are legion we are anonymous we do not forget and we do not forgive
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what did i do wrong is it because i changed is this it am i [ __ ] anonymous coming
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after me they want the good old minecraft boy back they want e-boy instead of e-girl
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this crazy train started with the original epic smp i'm here for it
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gorgeous kremlin and all did it start with the origin it didn't start with epic smp it didn't start at all with
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that because i feel like i i feel like it was this was a lot longer than the epic snp skimpy sister yeah nice
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the dress is so squeaky hold on let me like lift can you hear that
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it's comfy as [ __ ] though it's real comfy the back of it's like not that the back of it's like oh the back of it's
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really comfy i mean it's like uh this really soft fabric this thing it's unironically the most expensive and the
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highest quality thing i own but it's great i mean i don't wear it very often but it's pretty great anyway
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how has the cleavage achieved today oh through normal the sticky pad means it does work wonders but you guys
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require me to have double d cups so this is kind of the the other one i i need double d cups so these are oh sorry
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these are d cups right now uh these are d cubs right now if i didn't
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have to wear d cups and i'd just go a bit slimmer and i would have just worn uh the the new one the compressive one look at
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my ears wow so tell me how was it wearing the heels and bobs to get your
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ears re-pierced okay well now that you've stalled for so long i have to go do family obligations
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you look gorgeous as always have a wonderful easter and treat the mods well
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they are amazing i i will try my best to treat the mods well even though they say
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well i haven't the um i haven't got i haven't got my ears pierced yet i still really need to but i've been focused on the [ __ ] streams
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of minecraft videos uh i think i can go tomorrow
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uh i think i should be able to go tomorrow though i think uh what time is it like to do tomorrow scam
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how is it a scam you just said to get them done and i can go get them done whenever i need so this is just gonna be during this month
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it's a phenomenon no what the [ __ ] it wouldn't it have been more of a scam if i did it before to prep for it
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because then i wouldn't have had to go like you know like this i think i figured that's a thing that we
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can do like during the the goal month you know the the girly girl boomer month like the
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same thing like under my toe i haven't done my toenails yet but i figured you'd want me to stream that
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uh have you ever considered studying a cross-dressing clothing brand what the [ __ ] ruby's calling me
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ruby i'm very busy i'm streaming i rip
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you just left what the [ __ ] uh when is fanboy oh no i but
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sorry i'm distracted i'm just looking at how good i look oh my god oh never mind hold on don't worry about
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that the illusion breaking oh [ __ ] thanks for the thousand bets
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you did set rules following pesto's one of the rules for the whole thing okay i can do that i figured you'd want me to stream it though that's that's that's
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one of those things i can do that anytime i just figured i'd stream it i have no reason to avoid that one i
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just figured you'd want it streamed rather than me doing it off camera i can do it off camera but i just figured
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guys would you want me to paint my nails on camera or off camera you know that's free content heels i'm not in here
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what heal should be good what heels should i get should i wear i don't need heels but you know
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there's a good boy picture on twitter from at 29 planets reddit as well oh my god i know the exact one you're on
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about okay wait yeah that's a that's a way better way of showing what i'm on about okay look
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agent three from anonymous no it's because you took too long what the [ __ ] anonymous thank you for
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the sixty dollars thank you agent three from anonymous that's very nice of you
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what the [ __ ] thank you lines all right i'm trying to find this picture look at this hold on
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29 planets tweets so much oh there it is look okay look at this
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oh my god what the [ __ ] bro
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bro bro the difference
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look at my [ __ ] nip people dude i get so much [ __ ] that like uh old finn's fins on things on hrt dude
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these nips are so big no dude i just got i don't i'm just i'm just have a few domino's pieces too many i've just
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always been like that looking someone nipped down there but uh yeah look at my [ __ ] face man
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i don't even look like the same person that's [ __ ] crazy big nip gang i don't have big nips i
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just have like you know poppy i guess i don't know what the [ __ ]
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bob plate will be good with this fit
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it would i'm not gonna do it though i the the other [ __ ] ones
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i'm gonna stop sorry the other one still hasn't come the one i ordered still isn't here those fake bobs
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i'm here now for 19 months can we go back to 8 p.m stream start time which is
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better for everyone's sleep schedule especially yours yes fine
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maybe maybe i've been i was meaning to but i had to take a bit of a important call i have a
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friend that's having a bit of a housing problem so i was trying to sort that god i look so [ __ ] good
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i look great don't i just a little bit i do a bit i did pretty good what made you want to start crosstalking um
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twitch viewers oh my [ __ ] god the uh yeah no i
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started literally just playing i'd say semi normal stuff like i was doing live live streaming on youtube and
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i wanted to telling me that if you saw that photo then compared to you now you also would think you transitioned
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no but i've done makeup and [ __ ] a full thing if you see like someone like
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dressed as the opposite gender and kind of doing if i may say pretty [ __ ]
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solid as both then yeah you know like you you just think that it's not you know whatever
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like the difference of that what the [ __ ] dude how good of a tweet it'd be if i just did a quick pose like
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it's like a before and after that'd be cool [ __ ] like how long was
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this ago this is in vidcon so this is like 20 19 27 be careful who call ugly in middle
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school chat rose with the best glow up in covet history careful who you call ugly in middle school is such a good
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[ __ ] tweet caption and you're losing a bit lost yeah and
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the girls from school wanted to put my point where are we oh dude i mean if you want to get it's weird how like there's
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almost you could almost write a wiki page about like the law that you guys know
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i've told you an awful good bit and every now and then i forget how much i've told you when are you gonna write
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me a wikipedia article can anyone do that can you get me a wikipedia guys can you
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write me a wikipedia article like so i can check through it and all that'd be cool
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finn pedia there's a fan wiki but i want a real wikipedia article on a real one
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oh you're a pretty bunny
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i know hold on the uh i want to i do want to get like a good
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photo though at some point should i take it hold on let me take a photo
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dude do you remember when i used to do this i used to do it off camera but now i look so good now i just want to take a picture real quick give me a minute uh
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okay i'm gonna quickly take a picture for twitter and instagram brb i'm still here though uh can i like
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oh what the [ __ ] there we go i'm er
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wait until full makeup i am in full makeup but i mean i i am in full makeup let me see
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but i'm not i haven't done any lips yet should i do lips and eyeshadow and stuff
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red i did red red i did red i don't know i did red i'm not sure
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got it dude there's sometimes right to bro there's bro there's sometimes they take photos and they're like half of
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them are kind of dog [ __ ] but like bro whenever i look good okay look at this i'll screen share it it's like
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i expect wikipedia articles are for important people who have blue check marks or something
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actually it's kind of the opposite way around you get a blue check mark by having a wikipedia article so look dude every one of these bangers all banger
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banger photos all of them banger photos bro all of them wait
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bangers all of them i just look too good i can't take a bad photo crazy
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we get at your hot teen mom i'm gonna talk about it until the end of [ __ ] time annoyingly i look like okay yeah yeah
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look at this so i tweeted one i tweeted one like an hour ago or an hour and a two hours ago this thing
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i did this makeup in three minutes you can kind of tell why am i so red i did this makeup in three minutes
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this looks so much better on this monitor than that one anyway but i did this makeup in three minutes i'm just wearing like i just did my eyebrows some
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blush and lip gloss that's all i did so that's pretty good
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um but yeah so it doesn't i i really think i look better with less makeup sometimes
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oh wait you know it'd be a good color lipstick was the one that i really liked this one remember this one this would be
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a good color it's this how do you like your eggs in the evening with some banger photos
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oh yeah dude disney is gonna have a hell of a time um
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hell yeah okay should i do lips or should i not should i leave it or what what do you think
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what do you think yes no i'm going to do just a chat poll i'm going to do this one if i do one but
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i want to do a i want to do a thing it's just so uh it's just so the the boy
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yo how good of an outfit would this be for pka
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that'd be so cool she's starting to realize i'm gonna wear this i'm writing it down
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what oh [ __ ] i just opened cinema 4d bro my whole stream's about to crash [ __ ]
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[ __ ] hold on [ __ ] okay i did it i closed it what the [ __ ]
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opening cinema 4d is the most stressful thing yes ow okay go
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quickly decide all just admit to ourselves that finn created bimbo month because he likes looking like this
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i'm writing down playboy bonnie outfit exactly the same as on stream
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you look beautiful when you wear less makeup your natural femininity really shines through sorry my natural
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femininity is sagging
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sorry to quickly correct my natural femininity was coming out of place don't worry about it
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um okay yeah uh so
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i was thinking like people someone said if lip gloss then yes of color no so
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i could do so this is more natural of a color but it's a bit more ready but i don't know i there's something [ __ ]
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about it i don't know like dude if i was also there's something i just look so [ __ ] good this is the
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best i've looked in a long time dude holy [ __ ] uh i would say
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either lip gloss or that of course he prefers looking like
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this if you're forced to be dressed as a girl you might as well be a hot one
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yeah it i will say like whenever you whenever if i i have a better stream whenever i look good because i'm i'm so
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self-absorbed i want you to realize something by the way when i'm looking there i'm looking at chat when i'm looking here i'm looking at me
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like every time if i if i'm like i'm just looking at me talk dude
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like sign of aging when your femininity starts sagging yeah true got it i'm almost 22
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oh i've got to write a will soon literally i've just signed some paperwork that i'm going to go write a will
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so i'm getting older i'm going to get to send a spicy selfie for kyle and father schlott on this holy day no don't send
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it him i want to make it a surprise i want to wear it like i was not surprised but like i want it to be like a fresh
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reaction of this being the outfit that i'll wear on the podcast so i'll do that
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uh are you a boy or a girl you know uh i'm not trans imagine still thinking
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finn has to be forced into doing this listen
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listen it's not necessarily by i don't like to consider it force
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i like to consider it uh both games
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pink i would say the very light pink sort of lip gloss would work better with it
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but i could be wrong i can do that first i'll do that now but like i consider it a monetary transaction you know
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you pay for this i receive payment and do all this it's not necessarily twitter
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you're not forcing me with viewers at conventions if i stop doing this 22 gets excited about wearing
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a bunny outfit to seduce a man
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gemma gemma what's your twitch name no reason no reason what's your social
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security number and address no reason just
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i just need to well i just want to send you a cease and desist a day of drinking and i get home to see you like this
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thank you jude very cool damn right damn good night i would say
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no force just suggest defense it's not
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i'll go a black would you say you as you are now are hotter than any of your previous girlfriends
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no uh i've dated some i got black lipstick black on top right
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on the bottom you watch too much anime do you ever want to counterbalance the femininity like do you ever feel
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uncomfortable and thus behave more manly off-camera even on cam also incredibly great outfit
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that's a that's a deep question that's a psychological question man uh i don't
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think so like it doesn't bother me to dress like more feminine than the world would
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consider like i have i think i have my own my own 50 or like my own my own
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average you know like i would say that i'm dressing very feminine for me but i could wear like
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leggings and a crop top around the house and i'd be like this is this is just only a little bit more feminine
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than i'm normally dressed but i have dressed like during guideline i've got a great photo of me like at the
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i dress very like uh i don't know i go for more like street
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wear casual sort of thing so purple black lipstick that's [ __ ] stupid
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you're just wrong i think that the people that like purple lipstick are just incorrect
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there's like okay black lipstick i can give it's a style preference purple lipstick looks
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bad just bad you're wrong you're just incorrect i'll give the people that are that like black lipstick like benefited
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out like sure it works on some very hot models purple lipstick never works i've seen i've seen [ __ ] selena gomez
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where that [ __ ] does not work i've seen [ __ ] kim kardashian where it does not work it looks so bad all the time i i've
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got a vendetta against it but then everyone wants it why is it because anime woman wore it and you're
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like oh that'll work in real life is that why is that the whole like two color lipstick looks terrible
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i just think it's stupid i just think it's stupid uh [Music]
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get a red and pink bunny suit well rose you better hike up that skirt and push up your bobs cause like nick
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said watches ain't cheap cough rolex cough
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should i get a uh oh look who followed me on twitter look at this i mean you should consider f1 nn
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could feel more non-binary non-conformity is just as valid as being trans
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trying to show you something real quick the people that the people that know this guy know that this is pretty cool
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the people that know this is pretty this is pretty sick this is like such a niche thing but like
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that's that's that's pretty dope come on that's cool anyway um
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so anyway um niko's pretty dope yeah what was he saying
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oh yeah no i i mean you could say this is like non-conforming i guess it is literally non-conforming but it's not a
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part of my gender you know i wouldn't liken this to my gender i just call this a thing i do like you don't need to say
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oh i like playing minecraft that makes me gamer gamer agenda no i just i just do this
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it's not part of me i just do it it looks cool sometimes i don't feel like this is a part of me you know
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the gender's weird in that way like i don't because people both say like like kind of everything's valid in it so
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you could say that like to one person [ __ ] game agenda might if i can you do you do you prefer being called daddy or
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mommy i don't like it either i can't unlink that from like actual parents so it's so
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[ __ ] i've met too many people in real life that say mommy to their mother meow like
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i'm i i've met too many people like that so now it's like ingrained you know
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it's creepy it's not creepy i had a girlfriend that really liked it the whole like calling me that thing calling
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me daddy thing but like i couldn't get into it man i could i really couldn't the internet ruined
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everything yeah when i have a kid they're just going to call me they're going to call me finn they're going to be jude
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call me play and call me call me oh
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whatever you must tell yourself smile okay okay
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yeah hold on let me do let me do a lip gloss let me see if it looks any good
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what do you think what do you think hold on
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what do you think a dark red lipstick or gloss maybe
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what do you think inadequate how dare you [Music]
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this stream is the mental gymnastics olympics
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okay bright red lips dude bright red lips would look weird as [ __ ] bright red would look weird as [ __ ]
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maybe like light red but not roses children in 2013 but mummy why do you
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want us to call you f1 nn with the numbers sweetie don't get it
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[ __ ] don't get it wrong okay so there's this or i could do either nothing or the colored ones looking so
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cute you know what bunnies are good for good for being given gentle petting
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yes what do you think by the way for color there's this color as well
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just like whoo nearly a year of being subbed to rose
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that what do you think a couple people saying nothing which i'd
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i think i'd like this might be controversial but i think i like uh nothing more than the lip
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gloss i don't know bunny girl smiling face with hearts smiling face with hearts no
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smiling face so it's more comfy if there's nothing
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okay i'm gonna do a poll because you guys are like you there okay i'm doing paul
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autosexual what autos there's like liking cars
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oh there's the [ __ ] is that like [ __ ] tail pipes from cars like [ __ ] they're whatever that's the thing people got married to
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their cars uh imagine having a kid and having to tell them that because of a one thousand
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dollar donor for a month it's no longer daddy f1 nn but mommy rose
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yep okay let's uh okay do the do the poll do the
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ball chat do the ball jet go or it's not cars what is it what is auto sexual oh is that the
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[ __ ] uh when they when they choke the auto auto if asphyxiation
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no that's what's auto auto is auto sexual means hot for yourself
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oh i guess it makes sense for the autoerotic asphyxiation thing because yourself
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interesting no i can't form that connection in my brain
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okay most of you said lip gloss okay [ __ ] it stays my [ __ ] balls itch so bad
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holy [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] why okay there was no
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need to oh no need to have the thong zero need to have the thumb but you guys
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are just [ __ ] i feel like i've earned to not wear the thong but i also want to win the bet so
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good my [ __ ] balls hold on boys give me a sec my
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this is the this is the most like oh uncomfortable outfit
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nice done i've corrected both my
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male and female anatomy i got something to stuff in your basket
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and it's not chocolate eggs
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my heart holy [ __ ] that was pretty good but um uh
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do you want to see this corrected both of my personalities yes okay i have a chocolate egg look at this
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chocolate egg that i have my god look at this chocolate egg that i have
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i'mma eat it this whole stream is just gonna be an asmr and me [ __ ] eating this egg the new pronouns command is funny
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what is it wait what do what what does it change to did i wait what what the [ __ ] is it
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someone do it like for an egg egg egg i'm not gonna return this [ __ ] thing
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this month her pronouns are she here but she doesn't care yeah true that's that's that's just that's an
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accurate representation just for this month
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pronouns i think that's what i asked to it we said to i didn't come up with it though i think one of the mods came up
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oh this [ __ ] egg is so hard to get out mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry
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mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry mummy sorry mommy sorry mummy sorry mummy sorry mummy sorry mommy sorry
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mommy sorry you're not you're i don't accept it
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hold on i'm gonna figure out how to crack this egg i think sheer blunt force blunt force trauma i reckon that'll do
1:00:08
it what the [ __ ] is this thing made out of
1:00:14
that didn't even [ __ ] go hey method it's a cracked egg cracking an egg
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oh i made a hole that worked it was a little bit messy
1:00:29
nice is it liquid filled no it's just an egg
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but oh my god they're so messy man
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i just want to eat like a little slice
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nice [Music]
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and no this thing's not a real knife it doesn't even have a blade tip no watch
1:01:04
i reckon i could make someone really scared if they didn't know but it's fine
1:01:11
anyway don't force yourself into an egg i already did
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four months on hormones after seeing you the first time thanks for cracking my egg i was um
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how many people i should have a counter for that how many people like uh i've managed to
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crack the egg off
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according to i'm so confused make a poll for it oh my
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god the uh ah no one would take it accurately i don't think anyone would actually answer it correctly i am down
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cataclysmic right now [Laughter]
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what the [ __ ] there's someone that said the exact donation at the exact time in chat what the [ __ ]
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uh i do look great though there's you know i said i have a better
1:02:10
stream when i look good it goes over the edge sometimes and sometimes i look so good
1:02:16
that it's i'm just boring because i'm just looking at my tits like uh the the the classy stream was like that
1:02:23
this one i remember the classy stream being like a really boring stream i didn't do anything for it like this one
1:02:28
i just like revived that but i looked great in it you know so i don't know
1:02:38
oh my god oh dude did i tell you about the house thing can
1:02:43
you be chat's egg i bet you'd be delicious
1:02:49
i didn't tell you about the house did i did i not tell you about the house i went there and i saw it did i tell you
1:02:55
the house did i tell you that you told us about a house thing i went to go see a house you did twice no i went to go
1:03:01
see it did i tell you about i saw it did i i don't know if i told you i might have seen it
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no letters new thing a g p
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what's that one y-e-p
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yep the um what's it called oh yeah [ __ ] sorry uh so once you go see two houses or different house yeah so someone died
1:03:27
and i i well okay multiple people died so someone dies that i was gonna buy the house off and then i or they died and
1:03:34
then i didn't get to buy it so i can't move i will say right now what total honesty you have legitimately made me
1:03:40
realize i enjoy feminine things and i've started doing my nails and practicing my makeup yeah that's solid man like uh
1:03:49
the things that i [ __ ] there's few things that like there's a very few things of femininity that i
1:03:56
really enjoy but like just actively me as a person
1:04:01
enjoy not the not the stuff that you guys have have loved me into doing right
1:04:07
or enjoying okay so again do i don't enjoy doing makeup
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uh i do enjoy the end product like this is cool um
1:04:19
i do like getting my nails done i do i do actually enjoy getting these done
1:04:24
these are solid it's it having these is pretty cool i like these they're pretty dope
1:04:31
um that's the only thing that i've had oh yeah and i enjoy i i shave my armpits i'm gonna do that
1:04:38
forever i swear to god i'm gonna these i'm gonna [ __ ] don't worry about that i'm gonna show you these [ __ ] things forever it's so much better than it is
1:04:44
so much better than the uh the the alternative having [ __ ] hairy armpits sucks
1:04:50
did i say powerful yeah you like the eyelashes too uh i wouldn't say that i like the
1:04:56
eyelashes i like the effect that they have which is like i don't have to do the makeup as much like i don't have to
1:05:02
wear fake eyelashes is why i like these
1:05:19
okay that's the one with them oops
1:05:25
that's kind of commercial i don't know what the [ __ ]
1:05:30
oh that's kind of [ __ ] that's shitty tomes like shaved i don't dude i could let my
1:05:36
leg hair grow out i always think that it feels better when it's not growing like when i okay after i shave my legs sure
1:05:42
it feels better but it's too much of a pain versus like you know okay nails getting done i just
1:05:48
have to go to a place for a couple hours i get to talk to someone like it's fun i enjoy it the social interaction of it
1:05:54
cool um doing like shaving my legs and [ __ ] even though i enjoy the end result
1:06:00
i'm not gonna do it i'm not gonna do it after i finish streaming i'm not gonna do that why would i do that that's such a pain in the ass like oh no i can't be
1:06:08
bothered um and i'm already gonna shave my face so like there's there's very few things
1:06:14
that i really like about the whole this thing or like okay there's things i don't mind and there's
1:06:20
things that i enjoy i enjoy getting my nails done that's kind of uh that's kind of it and
1:06:25
i enjoy the the armpit thing i will shave my armpit hair forever the pain versus like enjoyment ratio those are
1:06:31
the only two things that are up but the rest of it is like eh you know
1:06:36
i'm not afraid to admit that the the [ __ ] acrylic nails they're pretty cool i like them
1:06:42
i can open [ __ ] she doesn't like the nail tech really doesn't like it when i say that i open cans with it
1:06:48
are you still planning on doing the hypnosis stream this month also you said you liked the nails last
1:06:54
time then did a 180 and was like ooh it's so bad now you say you like it again
1:07:01
how do i ever trust again okay i'm really it's a thing okay
1:07:07
it depends when i don't have them on things get easier to operate i guess
1:07:15
but i when that when i get them on like for the first week or two it's like a pain
1:07:21
in the ass to use everything or like first week but then you get used to it and then it's cool because now i can do this
1:07:35
that's the best that's very cool i like doing that well like i can like tap [ __ ]
1:07:43
like i'm just doing this [Music] just do that
1:07:49
dude this is awesome also like the amount of [ __ ] that i drop on these like dude i got these are like
1:07:55
[ __ ] stop i don't care this is like it's thick it's material like i feel
1:08:00
like i'm more protected with beauty is pain remember and you can always pay some to wax your legs nope that's not
1:08:07
gonna be worth it there's no [ __ ] way it's going to be worth it breezy got a little or he's got her legs waxed it worked out cool their legs like you know
1:08:15
what's it they've got hairless for a very long time but she didn't describe it as one of the
1:08:21
most painful things that she'd ever gone through so maybe not and this was before surgery f1
1:08:28
escaping self-care kit when patented egg timer 3.0 i i think i could i'm never
1:08:34
going to get partnered with enough companies but i could lay out my whole like that's got to be valuable information
1:08:41
like i got a [ __ ] thing on that like i yeah i could write a whole thing on that
1:08:47
right like i could [ __ ] i've got like products that i use that i i want to be sponsored by because
1:08:53
it'd be so easy to promote like there's like one specific thing of makeup that is perfect uh there's one
1:09:00
shaver that is perfect you know it's like all [ __ ] all these things do i just use all the time no no
1:09:07
great or like hair production i was curious how you came up with the name f1 nn5 dirt i did a view i stole it
1:09:15
from a friend my minecraft account you're not gonna know the old one sorry but my uh my old
1:09:22
minecraft account got hacked and uh got his name changed to some dumb [ __ ] but my old minecraft account got
1:09:28
hacked before i did youtube or no technically after i did youtube but uh my old minecraft account got hacked
1:09:36
i had a friend who i was playing minecraft factions with who had another friend
1:09:42
called finn my name's jude by the way i have no connection to the name finn oh hey angel
1:09:49
my minecraft account got hacked and my friend node knows someone called finn who happened to have a rank on the
1:09:54
server that i had and uh he just said hey use his account for
1:10:01
a bit and then i just used it forever and he never asked for it back
1:10:06
and then i changed the password and now it's mine
1:10:12
jude you didn't know my name google offensive ronaldo influences real name yeah my name is jude it's weird don't call me dude like i
1:10:19
have friends like in real life that call me like that knew me as fin and then call me jude it's weird i don't like it
1:10:25
i have been shaving my armpits chest and stomach hair since i had hair
1:10:30
i just don't like hair there don't really see it as a feminine thing yeah
1:10:37
i this is a movement that i want to come in armpit hair just sucks like in every way
1:10:44
i have bad flashbacks from the last time i saw you wear that bunny suit i forgot already and i'm so glad i had what the hell
1:10:49
vinnie jude is your dead name my god uh why are we calling you rose if jude
1:10:56
is just as girly jude is not just as girly as rose um choose like a unisex name i like to
1:11:04
choose a unisex name i've never met a oh of my balls i've never met a single i've
1:11:10
never met a single woman called jude but a lot of guys called fitz better
1:11:18
yeah i still think it's it's jesus christ judy judy judet jude law yeah bro okay
1:11:25
you're just doing [ __ ] like what uh everyone i knew did in uh
1:11:30
what's it called in high school you're just doing the whole like dude what [ __ ] you know that age where everyone just
1:11:36
like for some reason it's comedy gold just like oh i can use your name it sounds like that your name rhymes with
1:11:41
this so i'm going to call you that swear to god jude rhymes with so much [ __ ]
1:11:47
or like jude you can change the name my ex wasn't a bunch of girly names so max's name jude and your future wife
1:11:58
possibly two um jude rhymes with nude yeah so like
1:12:05
there's that there's the [ __ ] i don't know if i was uh
1:12:11
jude is the name of a [ __ ] 1900 or 1800s medieval weapon cool
1:12:20
what is it hold on it's also the name of a flower 21 months you know jude's the name of a rose
1:12:27
look it's like i think if you look up jude rose yeah it's a thing jude the obscure
1:12:32
yeah look at this look look it's a it's a thing what the [ __ ]
1:12:38
crazy crazy how things work out huh there uh couldn't be a coincidence there's a
1:12:44
bunch of [ __ ] in my life that's like the nuttiest coincidence and that's it like
1:12:50
dude the obscure yeah yeah so there's a ton of there's tons of [ __ ] every time like the whole thin sexual
1:12:56
thing he's he's [ __ ] what the [ __ ] right the whole thing sexual thing that that my
1:13:02
life's a simulation just at that jude being named after it like a rose
1:13:08
also weird as [ __ ] right [ __ ] there's tons of that is it where'd you get that rose from chat gave
1:13:14
it me um what else i don't know there's a bunch of [ __ ] like i like whenever i have to describe
1:13:21
like how or why or how i got into it got into doing this it's always
1:13:27
it always comes down to like if you're just in the truman show oh bro it's gonna be a [ __ ] lighting rig that
1:13:33
falls down behind me one day but uh yeah no um
1:13:39
from the sky yeah there'll be like uh uh
1:13:45
yeah there's some weird coincidences i've already i just forgot what i was on about do you even like rose as a feminine name
1:13:51
i think it's a little cringe but i don't mind it i knew a girl called
1:13:57
rose actually i like like my very very first crush as a kid
1:14:02
like i was eight you know was on a girl called rose whose destiny i i like in my
1:14:07
mind that's the only person i've ever met that was called rose and she looked good from my memory so i figured that
1:14:13
rose you know [ __ ] it works it's just a little cringe it's like the ultimate feminine name is rose so it's a bit like
1:14:23
did you know uh did you enjoy the rose's initial spelt out re rose elizabeth evergreen
1:14:30
the the second part of that is pure cringe the rose elizabeth evergreen is cringy as [ __ ] but [ __ ] it
1:14:38
you guys came up with it i'll keep it forever is that a pinafore or a bodysuit thing
1:14:44
oh it's a bodysuit thing
1:14:58
oh give me a minute give me a minute one [ __ ] second i
1:15:04
gotta quickly make sure that was fine dude at that
1:15:11
bro that has been the closest it's ever been jesus [ __ ]
1:15:20
oh my god that that my life flashed before my eyes
1:15:25
that could have been a ball i had to like check holy [ __ ]
1:15:32
one minute maybe talking i didn't talk either
1:15:39
okay i'm not entirely sure if i should stop and delete the font
1:15:45
but i'm imagining if i go on to like channel someone's clips here let me just quickly check that again
1:15:55
oh [ __ ] hell hold on i gotta quickly make sure that that
1:16:01
wasn't that bad [Music]
1:16:18
yeah i there's no way i can actually figure this out if it's that bad
1:16:24
oh [ __ ] hold up how can i go like i how the [ __ ] i don't know twitch that i really want
1:16:29
to see if it's like a clip thing clip someone sent me the clip of it because i'm kind of worried
1:16:38
what the [ __ ] mods i'm relying on you though you're
1:16:43
fine not bad i want to see in the council chat i i
1:16:50
want to be the one to review this because jesus christ 14 months let's go
1:16:55
happy egg day rose don't link it in the chat i want to say it like in the in the discord
1:17:01
i'm not bro hold on i'll go back on camera but oh my god
1:17:10
this man's panicking a bit can't post links in the chat i'm not on about that i'm on about the discord thing like
1:17:16
oh my god hold on let me check the monster
1:17:23
the highlight video title will be accurate this time and not clickbait i almost got banned for this i actually
1:17:30
just had a conversation about that we're going to stop doing that on the channel because it just got really too uh shitty
1:17:37
just linked with it um but yeah jesus christ happy happy easter
1:17:45
you almost saw one of my eggs um
1:17:51
my god thanks stuff do you delete it now i just want to know
1:17:59
bro dude
1:18:05
that that that when that was the best it could have been
1:18:10
holy [ __ ]
1:18:17
i've got it in my i've got it thanks stuff i'm okay that that i'm good but
1:18:23
dude
1:18:28
[Music] either you really are the main protagonist in this anime or this is one
1:18:35
crazy simulation jesus christ
1:18:45
my [ __ ] heart well that was interesting yeah
1:18:50
just a little bit dude it's like
1:18:56
bro the fact that it's like a black outfit too so that you can see less and [ __ ] like the fact that i had my hand
1:19:03
the one place where like it was only remotely like you could see anything
1:19:09
right dude life's a simulation that shouldn't [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
1:19:16
that is [ __ ] crazy i'm that what
1:19:23
i'm about to convert bro that's some someone up there is [ __ ] looking down on me
1:19:29
that could have got banned so fast oh well i mean at least now you can now you
1:19:36
know i'm wearing a thong because you could see it a little bit for a second oh even know what color it is great like
1:19:42
that that dude
1:19:48
my heart's [ __ ] a million miles a minute jesus
1:19:54
anyway you want to see the outfit yeah i really should have checked that
1:19:59
beforehand what the hell it was black not pink wrong
1:20:04
um oh do i have like tape around where i can make it almost two years still hates
1:20:10
that preferred time anyway let me like do this this time but yeah so the outfit's pretty short
1:20:18
close to being able to get a sponsorship from monster well if they ever do smaller can
1:20:24
shut up oh my god sucks check out
1:20:31
yeah this sucks dude check it out holy [ __ ]
1:20:36
i'm fine with keith i was like dude i don't know if i'm gonna have to delete the vod this stream's a bust bro all my
1:20:41
heels okay i can wear i can go and put on some meals while i go and put them on i'm also going to [ __ ] i think sew
1:20:48
this [ __ ] together um
1:20:53
god move the camera down a little no um tights safer oh what do you mean ty's
1:21:00
going to be safe oh yeah sure i guess but like yeah so many tails what heels do you think what heels are you thunking
1:21:09
what do you think uh i know you're to say black heels but what do you think i think like
1:21:15
it could do like this stiletto sort of like strappy ah strawberry hills might
1:21:22
strap heels could look okay i'm not sure maybe
1:21:29
my [ __ ] heart my heart bro the view counter skyrocketed dude
1:21:34
[Music] this is why i don't watch anime anymore
1:21:40
this insta guy is the most shown and jump animes i have ever seen bro
1:21:47
thanks
1:21:52
this wouldn't be a problem if you tucked
1:21:59
you're right you're right it wouldn't oh dude you know what was nuts i was
1:22:05
planning on not having that like done
1:22:15
dude oh my god just turned into a mega panic when i was like yeah i'm still stressed my man's
1:22:21
still stressed yeah a little bit fine heels i do but i'm also
1:22:27
my my toes don't i mean i mean they look better
1:22:32
shiny shiny comfy one i sent all so i sent the safety pins might come in jandy
1:22:38
jandy oh [ __ ] i don't know what i did with those i'll look for oh look at uh i look forward to the post on on live stream
1:22:44
fails oh [ __ ] um yeah that's gonna be fun
1:23:18
anyway hey guys i'm just talking to someone hey boys um
1:23:24
just while i do something i'm gonna stand up again hey it's already on that so let me um quickly
1:23:30
okay let me let me hold the back of this thing do you wanna uh can i tell you about something real quick guys you all
1:23:35
here i want you guys all in chat let me know if you're here boys i just wanna quickly announce something real quick
1:23:40
pose for my homework folder oh my god
1:23:46
anyway so um let me let me stand up real quick let me show you about something let me tell you about something so you know these i know
1:23:54
where you're looking right now right looking at some uh you know something would you guys ever
1:23:59
care to own would you guys care to own something like these some some of these maybe who
1:24:06
knows would you guys like to buy some maybe i literally just got a message from uh
1:24:12
saying view count spiked i reckon we should release the merch now so i've been working on merch for a
1:24:19
while um and the site is gonna be going up on april 21st my birthday i figured that's
1:24:25
like the perfect time um but i can give you the site website i figured why not i
1:24:31
haven't released it yet so you guys like on live stream you guys are literally the first people to know like first people know haven't posted on
1:24:38
twitter haven't put it on youtube nothing you guys are the first people to know and we'll know i'm gonna like link
1:24:44
it tomorrow on twitter but the website is finn.shop f1nn.shop
1:24:49
i think that works so if you want to go and uh wait around there's a big website counter on there
1:24:55
but you can see the site design look i'll show you look how cool it is hold on let me like type it in first no more
1:25:01
mistakes here okay go there go there press enter look at
1:25:08
this i'd made this i made that i made that cat i made the [ __ ] i
1:25:13
designed it oh yeah i designed the whole shop dude when the shop releases holy [ __ ]
1:25:19
when the shop releases is gonna be [ __ ] cool the actual shop is really [ __ ] cool anyway boys uh i'm gonna
1:25:25
i'm gonna go grab some heels oh what the hell stuff thank you uh okay i'm gonna go make some heels real quick
1:25:31
make some heels i'm gonna go put on some heels real quick and find some uh a lot more duct tape uh so brb
1:25:40
okay let me make sure my skirt is done oh that could have been bad
1:25:45
okay by the way my waist is so small right now but you can't even tell cause this outfit okay i'm gonna
1:25:51
make sure that i'm good hold on okay i'm gonna like quickly i think i'm good i think i'm solid i think i'm solid
1:25:59
i'm solid okay i'm gonna grab i'm gonna go i'm gonna go grab some meals i'll be
1:26:05
back momentarily uh hold on
1:26:10
let's put on some like [ __ ] what the hell
1:26:17
where's my where's my where's my cow dance there it is okay
1:26:23
[Music]
1:27:09
do [Music]
1:29:28
i'm back i'm here and this time i have duct taped the [ __ ]
1:29:35
out of this it's a big like gold sheet okay i found these heels what the [ __ ]
1:29:40
let me tell them i found these heels look at these i think these have worked pretty well for
1:29:45
this they're strappy they're a little bit open toe but not really i think they'll work pretty solid these
1:29:52
it is duck types of [ __ ] i i feel pretty confident that i can walk around in this now
1:29:57
uh if you see the underneath of this it's still bad but you know
1:30:05
hold on let me like nice heels my guy thank you my guy god my my guys has such good fashion
1:30:11
taste uh i wanted to find the other wait what is that no
1:30:18
there are also these hold on oh my god i'm in it this [ __ ] i have this in my chair but for no
1:30:26
oh my god this area is so messy i have this on my chair purely so i can
1:30:31
like ha uh not get stuck to it my thighs are on it
1:30:37
but there are also these shoes which are a little bit less tall
1:30:44
oh hi j schlatt hold on give me a minute one minute
1:30:51
what the [ __ ] hey i just showed my balls to my stream
1:30:58
uh literally or very almost there's also these i also
1:31:03
have these shoes they're a little bit shorter which is solid for me what do you think first ones or second ones these are the second
1:31:10
ones so they're a little bit shorter bit easier to walk in but the first ones are
1:31:15
more strappy and interesting i think you know depends do you want me to have ease of
1:31:20
walking or okay one [ __ ] no you don't want me to be able to walk easily you show me to
1:31:26
look good okay good to know i i i really do owe schlatt one because
1:31:32
he he was helping uh i i baited him into helping promote my thigh house
1:31:38
i'm gonna sell so thanks
1:31:43
uh let me know uh let me know what i need
1:31:50
i do owe you one slat let me know what you anything you want anything you want
1:31:55
schlatt can you at least send me some oh can i if i send you thy house will you wear
1:32:00
them i was making a list of like pr people to send them to so far the only guy that's on there is
1:32:06
oomperville he said that he'd cram his uh hairy get a pair of those thigh-highs i will be
1:32:13
wearing them when i am working perfect okay i could actually we do have a spare one
1:32:18
okay dm me or dm me an address you want me to send them to and i will send you some
1:32:26
oh [ __ ] i do another pair of thigh highs
1:32:33
i want to send schlatt some there we go perfect
1:32:39
all right anyway um i've got my heels on look at this my skirts dude i need to like reassure
1:32:45
myself that my skirt's fine but the only thing is i'm taller now which means that you can see a little
1:32:51
bit more of my thighs anyway so i'm in the heels there they are
1:32:56
so i'm in the heels the outfits holding up it's okay
1:33:03
just doing a bit of adjustment the only thing is like can you see whoa
1:33:10
okay yeah this is
1:33:16
this is an outfit uh meant to be worn by someone that doesn't have nuts you know
1:33:25
okay we do i can send schlatt some thigh highs well let me see i'll do him give me
1:33:33
address will send thighs
1:33:44
deliver them to me personally this [ __ ] mug
1:33:53
okay the okay
1:33:59
okay deal my titties bro what the [ __ ] what was the cost to tuck
1:34:05
uh cost attack was 250 i said i took for 250 bucks uh and i've still got one of those left
1:34:21
okay there's merch there how's it wait those merch that has a to a short ah too short
1:34:28
you're insane these things go up to my groin i only just wear them at this height they stretch so far i'm like
1:34:34
[ __ ] five foot ten and they go up like all of my leg they i was worried that they'd be too
1:34:40
long if short people bought them anyway um
1:34:48
do you shave wax or wait what the [ __ ] do you shave wax or sugar your body uh shave what the [ __ ] 510 he lied
1:34:55
i'm 510 you guys can't convince me otherwise you're just gaslighting me at this point i am 510 i am 100 510
1:35:03
oh bfn maybe maybe thin i'm not sure 250 you say yes i say 250. but i would i
1:35:12
would rather not i am shaved though i did shave but i would rather not uh my my razor charged so
1:35:21
oh bro bud somebody do the other three quarters i got scared as [ __ ] thanks for the 62
1:35:27
dollars buddy um
1:35:33
there's no need to have me tuck five ten in heels okay i'm like six foot [ __ ]
1:35:40
gonna fly to america
1:35:45
get in a cute outfit deliver to schlatt question do you think more
1:35:51
men or women are attracted to you
1:36:00
i'd say men just because of the [ __ ] just because of the online i don't know
1:36:05
i don't think that my audience is majority women i i think that it's majority men so i'd go for that
1:36:13
tuck fund i'd say men
1:36:19
however oh my god paul you wanted a poll i mean i i do
1:36:26
know that the majority of my audience are men so i'm going fine you wanted a poll i'll do a poll
1:36:34
um okay
1:36:39
oh wait they already did a poll if you're attracted are you lady gag yeah it's majority men i'd say the
1:36:46
people that are i don't know i can go based on like youtube statistics they're usually wrong so i don't know
1:36:52
but i'd say if you want an article about yourself on wikipedia check hash stream talk on your discord server and write to
1:36:59
me in a private message uh
1:37:09
[Music] i can't tell who it is
1:37:16
you said check it and i've checked it now nothing oh wait here's the guide for wikipedia okay cool
1:37:22
but what do i do now what also i don't know who you are in a private mat i'm so confused
1:37:27
70 30 and 10 and 30 are lying no yeah i i was going to say 10 of i
1:37:33
would say 80 percent of the audience men i would say 80
1:37:38
but 200 women true i would i don't know
1:37:45
because it's more likely that guys would be into it than girls like if you go like if you go percentage of sexuality i
1:37:50
guess then yeah 69 oh my [ __ ] god nice cool 69
1:37:57
69 for guys hey guys hey guys uh
1:38:02
where's my what was i doing okay i'm good non-binary
1:38:08
the question was men or women i couldn't include i couldn't i can't include everyone repoll why
1:38:13
neither oh okay fine they included they included everyone there's another poll i don't know who it
1:38:20
was i don't know who the [ __ ] it was in the in that chat
1:38:28
okay so more people are falling from guy the guy stat to uh neither so
1:38:34
i guess i don't know i'd still say it's like 80 guys
1:38:39
did you get the unclockables yet no but i did fight so they've sent me two and i found another one so i found one i know
1:38:46
what the [ __ ] it is i've got like half of it somewhere but i found another one so i do actually have another tucking
1:38:52
kit but you do i gotta [ __ ] take so much [ __ ] up i gotta take this off put it talk [ __ ] put it back on again
1:38:59
dude i don't know i i i feel like it's not worth it for you guys you know sure you might be only a hundred dollars off
1:39:05
but uh bad it's gonna take too much time think about the thing i'm gonna be gone for
1:39:11
like five minutes and i'm gonna run an ad in that time you
1:39:16
guys are gonna what's the point in giving me a hundred dollars if you're just gonna have to watch like three ads for it you know what's the point also i
1:39:23
run through i ran three minutes of ads once and someone got eight ads like a few people
1:39:30
used medical tape oh my god and what keep it there for years god no
1:39:37
jesus it's a little bit strong tuck fund also you were in the front
1:39:44
page of our slash tra ahn's yesterday reddit loves you i've never heard of trons
1:39:50
uh read it i might not like i'm like top of us
1:39:58
now only missing 50 i'm
1:40:07
sorry i'm the the reddit the the reddit the reddit i'm watching that again um adam on top of egg iron
1:40:14
if you are using prime for free chat the next one i feel like it would be in
1:40:20
bad taste to uh try and get to the top of any other subreddits
1:40:25
but uh kind of feel like a bit of a dick about the first two anyway not the egg one big one what someone
1:40:31
else did i didn't i didn't i didn't drive it is redirect i did it
1:40:36
right there yeah i don't care when you're stuck i don't think we do at all i'm not even acknowledging the barrel
1:40:42
rider down on the assumption that the women are straight well yeah but i'm also working on the
1:40:48
assumption that to diminish right so like you know
1:40:53
i figured that like i am i am perfect for the oh you know you know what the group
1:40:59
that i'm absolutely perfect for is those those women that are like into like harry styles you know but not
1:41:07
like like the next phase them uh gotham egf at this point you should stay tucked we are going to ask every time
1:41:16
you can ask every time if you if you give me 250 per stream i will tuck every
1:41:22
stream that's why i put it at that amount because it's [ __ ] crazy i know what you did back in 89 i am on to you
1:41:28
also your gorgeous keep being you
1:41:34
[Music] it wasn't even a message you didn't put
1:41:41
a message it's just shady shady allison you're very [ __ ] shady
1:41:52
okay i [ __ ] see you ever uh yeah how do we
1:41:59
talk about something else why the harry styles height i didn't hate on harry styles i think
1:42:04
he's got some interesting style sorry rose but beauty is pain
1:42:12
uh does someone undergo i'm not doing a walk uh the the whole like 100k thing is like sold out or something i've said it
1:42:18
to not be possible uh when do we when do we get that on stream
1:42:24
to wait what i have no idea anyway okay [ __ ] it
1:42:30
okay i'm gonna go do this i may be gone for five minutes i am gonna run an ad because you guys wanted to be dicks
1:42:36
about it hmm
1:42:42
i was afk what are we donating for nothing thanks for the hundred dollars
1:42:48
uh i'm already doing the tucking thank you for the [ __ ] hundred dollars what the hell
1:42:53
anyway thank you for the hundred dollars i'm gonna go talk 350 dollars is uh
1:42:58
is now the new rate for me no i'm kidding but uh all right i'll run it i'll run a few ads i'm going to be gone
1:43:04
for two i'm gonna be done for three to five minutes okay i don't need to shave anything so
1:43:09
yeah i might be semi-faster okay bye all right i've ran the ad
1:43:16
have fun boys bye what the [ __ ] is tucking you know you know how men have uh two of these
1:43:22
things well it makes them go flat you know
1:43:28
anyway bye does this apply to the next tuck no if someone wants to donate 250 bucks for
1:43:34
the next tuck then sure anyway bye
1:43:42
play what the [ __ ] oh damn ah damn why now thank you takeover for the 100
1:43:49
and five minutes of thank you what the [ __ ] do it when i'm on screen
1:43:54
five you can skip the ads lucky those five
1:44:18
sorry i brought it up here's some extra
1:44:34
you're [ __ ] kidding me why would you do that now i did see it why would you do it now emmy not now give me a minute
1:44:41
let me grab the [ __ ] thing you know i'll do it while i'm here just because you
1:44:46
guys to me
1:45:03
what what you guys [ __ ] you're donating you're trying to talk to me and [ __ ]
1:45:09
god knows why
1:45:16
i'm turning my camera off i'm just gonna do it in here
1:45:22
i'm still here boys i'll talk to you hey emmy how are you so talking stream
1:45:27
as well no i don't feel like that's no you're missing 50 bucks you've donated
1:45:33
200 you're missing 50. so it doesn't count i'm going to call the whole i'm going to say the whole thing doesn't count just
1:45:39
because of that they're too disjointed
1:45:51
this is a weirdly like you've got to get it right sort of process
1:45:56
[Music]
1:46:08
foreign
1:46:19
oh [ __ ]
1:46:25
if only streamlabs had some mechanism for keeping track of how many streams of tucking had been funded so we didn't
1:46:32
have to rely on gremlin math
1:46:43
oh my skirt [ __ ] came off still
1:47:11
thought i'd actually share the link as well
1:47:31
music is upsetting the rabbit the rabbit can be i don't care rabbit's stupid
1:47:43
wait did she [ __ ] say something again
1:47:52
a little bit busy yeah remind me not to do this again uh in [ __ ] heels
1:47:58
[Music] why is schlatt here
1:48:04
i'm his favorite that's why of all the he could have all that he
1:48:10
could have had mix he could have had i don't know uh pokemane uh but instead
1:48:16
he goes for me a man
1:48:22
carrying over him how tall is flat five foot five
1:48:34
there we go [Music]
1:48:40
okay i'm done i'm i'm tucked hold on i've got to do this i gotta do the skirt again
1:48:47
and then i'm done i'm gonna redo the skirt [Music]
1:49:09
skirt not required skirt extremely required
1:49:16
[Music]
1:49:23
no tuck is perfect and this one is definitely not even
1:49:30
[Music] okay oh my [ __ ] god
1:49:36
okay i'm done i'm done hold on i'm fully completed oh my god what the [ __ ]
1:49:43
i can't [ __ ] sit down bro i've done this thing standing up i should have done it sitting down i should have done it like oh bro look at this
1:49:50
like what the [ __ ] oh i turn my camera off forgot about that
1:49:56
hold on let me again quickly make sure that my
1:50:02
face cam is fine dude all right look look
1:50:08
it's so [ __ ] it's on but i i i i'm so worried about sitting
1:50:13
down man i'm so [ __ ] it's so [ __ ] comfortable
1:50:18
oh my god hold on
1:50:24
[Music] bro
1:50:31
you know oh my god oh my [ __ ] god this is nuts if it's
1:50:38
uncomfortable you've done it wrong i well then i've done it wrong ah
1:50:44
that's [ __ ] insane what do you mean
1:50:50
what do you mean you failed the bet by the way what bet oh that i said it was gonna take five okay it took six minutes i don't care
1:50:56
what what oh my god
1:51:01
this is upsetting i don't like this i gotta set a new rate i'm setting it to
1:51:08
269 dollars now that's the new rate i'm tucking it's not worth it
1:51:16
hi pog indeed
1:51:22
this is a workout for you just a tad you said you're a man yeah no i'm not i ain't no coward i'm
1:51:29
good i'm gonna keep it up whatever i don't know why he said i lost about though i'm doing solid for the bet
1:51:36
did you put the pieces in the yeah sockets they're in their sockets don't worry about it it's still not fun though
1:51:44
we're almost 200 dollars fun we're almost 200 funding for the next streams tuck anyway aren't we yes you are this
1:51:50
just feels like okay it feels permanently like uh it's
1:51:55
have you ever sat on it wrong a little bit like and it's like pushed back a bit like you had done
1:52:00
that like like it's it's like that that's very much akin to how it feels just in case you you know you peons
1:52:07
don't know what tucking's like bellasong plug
1:52:16
okay there we go oh have you ever put your waistband on your like i don't have a dick so now oh well stupid you ever put
1:52:23
your waistband on your like balls by accident like if you're like if you've had like a stretchy waistband thing
1:52:29
stuff unclockable yeah they haven't shipped me the next one but i've got this is the last one i can't talk after this i'm very sorry
1:52:34
um the uh okay have you ever accidentally put your
1:52:40
waistband on your ball and it like goes back in your ball can like go back in you you ever done that by accident
1:52:47
that's a thing that you can do and i've done it like a couple times like when i was [ __ ] younger i noticed and i was like holy [ __ ] i deleted it i didn't
1:52:54
know that was possible but you can game fun ngl
1:53:04
okay i don't have another i don't have another one though i don't
1:53:10
have another one for the next stream my non-existent balls agree yeah i can't move i'm
1:53:17
this will be how the entire stream takes place oh my god [Music]
1:53:26
[ __ ] the fabric looks very uncomfortable actually this is really comfortable the actual outfit is so comfortable like on
1:53:32
the inside it's all lined with like nice uh like soft fabric i don't know
1:53:37
what it is it's like almost what you'd make like a sports t-shirt out of i don't know it's like silky
1:53:43
it's it's silky i don't know it's really quite nice uh the only thing that's uncomfortable is uh you know not that
1:53:50
the everything under it um take off your shirt sexy lady unmeet
1:53:56
your sound sexy man uh bruh how much to undo this
1:54:04
howdy uh do you have a last something you could recommend yeah the kershaw lucha they make they make one with an actual knife
1:54:11
on it and they make one with the one of these without the knife on it
1:54:16
so that's solid time to make a gaff i could also do that will i maybe not
1:54:29
that dm i uploaded on this on the second channel um
1:54:36
i'm so uncomfortable bro remember when i used to doughnut to prevent talking i do actually you should
1:54:43
do it again it's not gonna change anything uh it
1:54:51
it doesn't look a little uh big on the skinny legend yeah the dress could be that this outfit could be sized down one
1:54:58
size but it was made for me while i like before i lost some weight so like it's kind of slipping down a bit you see like
1:55:04
i keep having to adjust it so your pp is now pointed at your buzzy
1:55:14
um sure is it sure is
1:55:19
it sure is that's such that's such an awful way of saying that
1:55:25
you didn't need to say it like that oh my god what is it like to wear bras um
1:55:31
it's not the worst thing on earth bras aren't bras are not the most uncomfortable thing
1:55:37
it's more than dude these okay fun fact if i like put
1:55:42
my legs in the right position they'll like come out again they'll pop out again so i keep accidentally doing that and
1:55:48
it's honestly worse um anyway sorry my eggs are trying to
1:55:53
escape now i hate bras i okay after doing this for however long and
1:56:00
bear in mind i don't have titties right so it should be more uncomfortable for me
1:56:05
like i'm wearing like fake tits that are like you know on my skin like
1:56:10
you know like this sucks the fake titties suck but bras
1:56:18
there are things that i'm listen i don't want to i don't want to upset the women i don't want to upset i don't want to
1:56:24
upset all women here but you're being possessed about it it's not that bad it's bad it's not it's not like you know
1:56:30
it's not the most comfortable thing on earth but it's not that bad you're being you're being whims don't be worms
1:56:35
don't don't be bitching about your bras they're not that bad i i've worn them for so long they're not that bad
1:56:42
[Music] it's uh or at least like you're probably wearing a bra that doesn't fit you know
1:56:49
like if i if i wore this if i wore this with like the wrong cup titties they would be uncomfortable but like just
1:56:57
wear ones that fit have you tried to wear a g-string i'm wearing a [ __ ] thong that's pretty
1:57:02
much like the same thing so yeah and it's fine that's because you have the wrong size oh yeah i never mind
1:57:09
uh talk to someone else braz are uncomfortable no they're not comfortable they're just not that uncomfortable and i hear so much
1:57:16
complaining about them they're not that bad however there's a bunch of other [ __ ] that people that women don't complain
1:57:22
about which is very bad or that is really uncomfortable like uh
1:57:28
i'd say okay i'd say every bitching about heels is accurate all the bitching about heels
1:57:34
completely accurate i don't know why the [ __ ] these are a thing they look cool but like jesus these are stupid i hate
1:57:40
them so much there's uh what else [ __ ] having really long hair i think just
1:57:46
because most women don't know what it's like to have short hair long hair sucks or it's like at least
1:57:52
really [ __ ] annoying uh also i don't get the maybe and this is
1:57:58
one that's like a hit or miss for people but like doing your makeup every day that's a valid complaint but some women
1:58:04
do like tons of it and you don't need it like i almost think like listen
1:58:10
i come from a unique position as like a straight guy that's doing this [ __ ] because i know what i like to look at on
1:58:16
women i know how i like women to look at least for me my personal preference of what i'm into
1:58:21
so i kind of just do that right i kind of just do what i think would look which is why i have such a [ __ ] issue with
1:58:27
purple and black lipstick they just look so garbage if an if the editor's editing this please put up
1:58:33
literally just find an attractive woman in purple in bright purple lipstick it looks [ __ ] awful it's terrible it
1:58:41
doesn't look good anyway so i don't do that uh
1:58:46
they look gross anyway uh it's like dead body sort of thing [ __ ] gross anyway
1:58:51
um what was i saying i was saying a thing
1:58:57
that i've forgotten oh yeah
1:59:02
sorry course it makes hard to burp what clocks are from denmark it's like 11 here i am um
1:59:08
i had no idea you're british even though i've got so many knives it's kind of obvious
1:59:16
oh yeah so i come from a unique little position where i know what i like in women so i just do that kind of like i thought that with less makeup on i
1:59:23
looked better you know because like that's something that guys are into don't get me wrong
1:59:30
it's only when we can tell it's makeup i think have i got that kind of right if you can tell you're wearing makeup you
1:59:36
know it's that so some of it works some of it doesn't it's kind of uh
1:59:42
i might just be being weird and toxic about it but i think i like my look with more natural looking makeup but here's
1:59:48
the thing whenever i do more natural looking makeup dudes can't tell that i'm wearing makeup at all it's [ __ ] crazy
1:59:53
like i do need to wear like bright i could be doing i could have this if you take away some lip gloss like
1:59:59
like guys could say like oh just he's not wearing any makeup dude i'm
2:00:05
wearing pounds bro i'm wearing a little bit of makeup right now but like got blush got fake freckles
2:00:11
got eyebrows done got my eyelashes done good wearing like [ __ ] uh contour and [ __ ] lip gloss dudes can't tell you need
2:00:18
to wear like red lipstick or eyeshadow until they realize that's the in bro men
2:00:23
brain that's the only thing felt bet what bet what bet
2:00:28
what bet what what do you mean what do i lose with
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how did i lose how did i lose the bat what did i do what
2:00:41
what do you mean
2:00:48
what he hasn't said anything i i just he just
2:00:55
said he lost the ben then didn't explain he i didn't say he what did i say
2:01:01
i was just oh [ __ ] i said it's like straight guy oh [ __ ] hot
2:01:07
come on come on come on
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bro that's that's [ __ ] that's [ __ ] that's that's that's that's that's i don't feel like i lost
2:01:22
that bet like that that's a [ __ ] reason it shouldn't count yeah
2:01:27
it was for the it was like for a story for a joke thing for the for uh the highlight video i feel like that
2:01:32
shouldn't count thank you for the five-year-old subs holy [ __ ] thanks for the [ __ ] subs
2:01:39
what the [ __ ] thank you that was the first time you've ever gifted subs p-t-e-l-i-y what the [ __ ] pete lie i'm
2:01:46
so confused by that name how do i even say that but thank you for the [ __ ] subs i feel like that
2:01:51
shouldn't be a thing helen what oh i feel like that shouldn't be a thing
2:01:57
guys can say my name i don't know how you say it though to say you lost is lame right okay
2:02:06
okay hold on that doesn't count i want stuff has stayed awfully quiet
2:02:14
come on come on stuff has said awfully quiet
2:02:20
let's pronounce lee ah but what's the first bit i'm tired and busy oh my [ __ ] god
2:02:29
that's [ __ ] that's bs that's bs one of the by the way for the people that know so we're
2:02:34
doing this month uh girly girl man bimbo doing all these outfits every day but um
2:02:41
and i did say victory that's [ __ ] that's a [ __ ] reason
2:02:47
to win to win the bet that was like oh that's [ __ ]
2:02:56
that's obvious i don't think i i feel like even even they're like half-heartedly about sure
2:03:01
lucha pregasm it is oh if you like knives if you're that good at spotting knives look at this
2:03:08
[ __ ] watch one sec watch this [ __ ]
2:03:18
the people that like that dude on the uh pka podcast i was [ __ ] around with that for for like a minute
2:03:24
or two and someone in the comments was like this guy's casually flicking around a [ __ ] grimsmo norseman like dude
2:03:30
this is yeah i own a couple things that are just niche flexes this is this is one of them someone sent
2:03:35
me this where they don't even buy it this is a viewers it's got like even sentimental value
2:03:41
it's so cool for the people that don't know this is like a thousand dollar knife
2:03:48
f1 nn do something british i am
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give me all your money now um
2:04:02
that watch that phone i thought you were going to weatherbot plate every day
2:04:09
bob played every day or not the plate dude okay so i've ordered another one of those so it's d cups oh my god this
2:04:16
[ __ ] thing on my balls yeah so the the rules was to wear d cups every day
2:04:21
so um the uh that was one of the rules but the the plate thing holy [ __ ] i don't
2:04:29
know why it's some people's thing to get 50 hairs ripped out [ __ ] every single time they put that thing on but it's got
2:04:36
it awful like dude i lose i'm not joking with the 50 hair thing it's like
2:04:42
taking off it's so bad hair net whatever it's [ __ ] terrible
2:04:47
uh what i've tried to buy is uh what oh sorry what i have bought
2:04:52
under the plate it'll help with sweat so i used i will do that little turtleneck tank top it's great but um
2:04:59
yeah what i used to buy was uh well sorry what i bought was a uh this like one from the same
2:05:06
site so exact same quality in a lighter shade and with a zip so i can put it on like a shirt and then zip it up
2:05:14
[ __ ] yeah that's so much better than putting it over your head why isn't that i get it's gonna look bad from behind
2:05:19
because a big zip but like bruh you only see the front of me it's perfect so um
2:05:26
i don't know i i think that should be more mass manufactured as a zip going up it but i i bought d cups and now the ones
2:05:32
that you've seen are e-cups so i don't know are they going to be too small i mean these are [ __ ] these are
2:05:38
these they're massive they don't even look that big on camera either like dude these are [ __ ] giant
2:05:45
like i can't like whenever i look down to see my phone i've gotta hold my phone up and outward because of how big these
2:05:50
things are it's the fourth stream since the hiatus
2:05:56
almost 1k new subs already are we getting something when chat hit 2000
2:06:01
subs what will be a good donor goal finn's going to zip up his hair yeah
2:06:07
what's going to be a good donut goal for or a good a good goal at 2 000 these are too small oh i'm so sorry
2:06:14
um the size doesn't matter all those appreciated oh when i when i find the uh when i find
2:06:21
those things i i'll wear them when i find those things that oh i'll wear them don't worry
2:06:26
extended box time no bad bad idea
2:06:32
bikini stream ah
2:06:38
maybe maybe maybe i'll wear a bikini for a stream maybe i'll wear a bikini for a stream
2:06:44
at 2 000 maybe maybe
2:06:51
i feel like it's a bad plan though because
2:06:57
maybe another hot tub stream during the month
2:07:03
maybe i don't know how good it would be
2:07:10
maybe maybe maybe maybe i'm thinking about it
2:07:17
could i do a hot tub stream but without the hot tub it was poor european so i could only afford glydractic also do you
2:07:24
recommend lucha yes the glo well the glider i can't actually get my hold on one of those get my hands on one of
2:07:30
those i would have bought one of those instead of this but because this is heavy as [ __ ] but it's a girly girl
2:07:36
boxing stream [ __ ] oh my god i just [ __ ] up my now
2:07:42
no no
2:07:49
no hold on i [ __ ] up part of my now no dude
2:07:55
it's not that big of a deal i took like a chip out the side of it [ __ ] i took a chip out the side of my
2:08:00
nail no my poor nail you can't even tell look
2:08:08
look at my makeup though i look so good can you you can't even tell i took a
2:08:13
tiny little chip out the side of my nail there you can kind of see it's like a little
2:08:19
bit more like no
2:08:24
can you even tell it's a tiny little chip out the side of it can't tell can you it's bad it's bad it's terrible it's
2:08:29
the worst thing that's ever happened it's the worst thing that's ever happened
2:08:36
um you'll have to get them redone when you
2:08:41
get your ears first tomorrow oh dude i i mean no i'm not gonna get my nails redone out of a millimeter but no um
2:08:47
when i get when i do get that also that would just destroy the night but you couldn't redo that um but
2:08:54
yeah [ __ ] uh it's gonna start snagging on things yeah i'm gonna have to like send that down
2:08:59
it's a little bit like a tiny little chip i'm gonna like [ __ ] send it down like round the edge off um
2:09:09
if you're rich then from laminar laminate is good wait what is laminar like
2:09:15
a more overpriced site i thought that was the regular egg day [ __ ] have i been paying
2:09:20
um gilly girl unboxing stream wait boxing stream what do you mean
2:09:26
boxing like [ __ ] like like boxing gloves like hitting people
2:09:31
you think i can fight someone like this do you think just [ __ ] i could do it i could do it
2:09:39
when do you go full tilt into becoming an ego and become a v tuber i feel like that's the backwards no no
2:09:45
v tubers no no how that would be regressing like it'd be so dude my life would get so
2:09:51
much easier if i was a v tuber are you kidding me you can tell me i don't even have to like [ __ ] be on camera my
2:09:57
life would be [ __ ] 10 times easier v tubers have it a little bit easier
2:10:03
with that yes hitting people i don't know [ __ ] i don't know the world of it
2:10:08
but like it's way easier to get popular if you're not a youtuber i assume right because
2:10:13
you're on camera i don't get the v tuber thing i really don't yes hitting people
2:10:20
i'd hit people i could do that is there a chat is there a streamer
2:10:26
that's like finn but the opposite a straight girl that dresses like a hot dude
2:10:32
yeah minx i think have you heard of justin minx
2:10:48
she streams on twitch the big big twitch name people people really like people really like him
2:11:03
you could have you could get a v super of minecraft yeah no i don't think people would like
2:11:09
that i think people would find v2 and me i find it weird i don't i only really put out content hello do you plan on
2:11:14
doing more collabs with people like sneaky or smthn everyone's [ __ ] amer
2:11:19
everyone's american it's so annoying everyone's american i want to go over and have a fun happy time in america but
2:11:26
these people these god forsaken people they all have to be in america and i can't get over there because the the
2:11:32
darn border patrol won't let me through so i have to [ __ ] just sit here in
2:11:38
girl england i have to see her in good old england can't even get to america to take photos with sneaky what the [ __ ]
2:11:46
set off a car alarm nope uh
2:11:52
you still have filzer me and phils i don't know angela i mean i've met i've i've talked to filzer
2:11:58
once i think i've raided him once like we know of each other i think we had a call one time
2:12:04
phil's still here is he hey filzer uh but we've only called like once the same
2:12:09
thing like i've met i've talked to a good few people like i had a call with rambu phil and carl
2:12:16
jacobs and carl jacobs was only there because he was in the group and i [ __ ] linked uh i linked what's
2:12:23
that one band i linked a hundred gecks and he joined and he was like we're talking about
2:12:28
posted in council chat uh
2:12:34
proof i'm wrong of what yeah no i'm right
2:12:40
i'm right how much for the chip side of your nail
2:12:45
in better than three dollars people oh my god
2:12:51
and thank you for the yeah sorry thank you for the five dollars thank you uh no i'm right this looks bad
2:12:56
i i don't care like okay he linked proof you're i'm gonna link it look proof you're wrong i don't know who the girl is this looks bad
2:13:03
this is this is purple hair awesome looks [ __ ] awesome dude eyeshadow is is pretty good actually the lipstick
2:13:11
literally no this would look ten times better if it was just like a nude lipstick this looks bad it looks it looks not good
2:13:20
it just doesn't look good it's only it only works because it's like a full set but the actual lipstick
2:13:26
it's bad that outfit brings back memories did you talk to
2:13:32
yes i did actually worst takes i don't care if it's a bad take i i was about to do the cross crossing
2:13:37
my legs pose but like i physically [ __ ] can't
2:13:43
i can't do it it's so insanely uncomfortable why is this one hdmi [ __ ]
2:13:49
wire h eight what the [ __ ] is it hdri no hd
2:13:56
hd hmri the k the compute the monitor cable
2:14:02
mri no h there's an h mri [ __ ] hdm hdr no h
2:14:08
htm h no you're not gonna give it to me i'm gonna figure
2:14:13
htm ht no hd
2:14:18
hd hd it's hd why am i having a stroke
2:14:24
i'm not gonna look this htra hdri it's acro no that's a [ __ ]
2:14:30
no can't cross your legs
2:14:36
that's nuts hdmi hdmi it's hdmi it's html hmrc
2:14:45
hd hdmi ahd oh my god i had a stroke can you smell toast
2:14:51
no i'm fine oh my god
2:14:57
brain rotting what the [ __ ] was that
2:15:09
hmrc cable my hmrc cable
2:15:14
oh you really are a great actor the bimbo brain bit is crazy good
2:15:20
thanks thanks john yeah sorry my acting's gotten really good i was um [Music]
2:15:27
i'm a pretty good thanks for noticing my acting skills john um i've been practicing that so i actually had it scripted out hold on uh so
2:15:34
yeah uh let me open i'm just opening up that i'm
2:15:41
trying to find it oh damn
2:15:48
oh that's awesome okay look so thank you for the five gifted subs i
2:15:55
just wanted to show you oh my god thanks god you gifted 20 now oblivious confused thank you so much look i had a so i had
2:16:00
a bit planned look so today look so today's stream uh i had uh i i had it
2:16:07
scripted out it was in the script so today's stream just a bunny and then have a bit where i forgot the cable on my desk what the what the cable under my
2:16:13
desk is called it was all scripted it was all scripted it's all fake it's not real
2:16:18
it was on purpose my acting i've been going to improv class for a while now
2:16:26
very thorough script i like it yeah dresses bunny i only had two ideas
2:16:35
i'm sorry oh you got caught up in it thanks for the focus by the way hot bunny thanks oblivious
2:16:42
oh i am thank you mister thank you thank you thank you pink
2:16:49
sorry yeah that was also in the script hold on there you go that was also in the script
2:16:54
thank god [ __ ] that and belief ember life and belief thanks for the five-year subs
2:17:00
so the show balls was oh yeah no honey yeah i actually uh i didn't sorry i
2:17:06
didn't show you the full script
2:17:13
[Music] so look taking this bimbo thing seriously are we i actually when i
2:17:20
scroll down you can actually see that that was uh that was in the script
2:17:25
axe it was in the script the entire time
2:17:31
just as an fy that then that i just didn't scroll down for you to see it
2:17:38
i'll bring it up so it's a bit easier
2:17:47
so the part of the 30 minute wait so the pa the part about being 30 minutes talking off camera was wasn't scripted that was also
2:17:55
scripted but in a i was in a different document so that's fine have you seen that have you seen moonlight it's like
2:18:00
the cgi really didn't do it very well that's kind of like a really uh an uncontroversial statement i guess the
2:18:07
cgi is just a little bit wonky but i do not have a problem with it at all i don't know why people think that's such
2:18:13
a big issue it's so far a pretty good show the only thing that i really genuinely dislike about that show is his
2:18:20
[ __ ] accent that he's doing the entire time you know the the
2:18:26
[ __ ] the the actor in moonlight i forgot his name he's doing a british accent and it sounds so stupid
2:18:34
i don't know if it's just me that it sounds so obviously fake oscar isaac dude i know he's not british i can tell
2:18:41
that's why i'm saying he's doing a british accent it's so incredibly bad
2:18:47
it's okay it's not the worst but it's not good as an american he sounds like deep voice
2:18:53
like [ __ ] you know like with the but when he's doing a british accent he like he go you doing this [ __ ] every when you
2:18:58
know it's so bad it's like an american's version of a fake of a british accent it's the same
2:19:04
the accents are part of the character i guess but it's still not good
2:19:11
he's not even american where is he from he is america he's not from britain i
2:19:16
know he's not from britain that's not his voice i can tell you that's not his voice that's what british people sound like they don't
2:19:23
you can tell because like every now and then because the whole show is like mostly set in england for the first
2:19:28
little bit he'll interact with real british people and they they don't sound [ __ ] stupid they sound like me and
2:19:34
then when he talks you know it's bad it's bad it's not good
2:19:47
wow anyway he sounds like you he does not sound like me at all
2:19:53
not at all you can tell it's a favor i look so good god damn
2:19:59
he i don't care where he's from on kerry's from he's doing british accent poorly i even saw like a video about it
2:20:05
where it was like um like he did an interview and the title was like uh oscar isaac talks about uh
2:20:12
moonlight and that accent you know like no [ __ ] british media is like immediately like that's that's not good
2:20:18
that's bad uh yeah you do look [ __ ] amazing i do
2:20:26
god look great his personality is supposed to be british how's he supposed yeah i guess so in in
2:20:33
theory it's like his mind doing oh it's stupid anyway it's whatever whatever whatever
2:20:41
it's a good show though it's genuinely a pretty good show so far they're doing some nuts [ __ ] there's a part in the
2:20:46
show where like i'm not going to spoil anything there's a part in the show where like they [ __ ] with the sky and you kind of go like
2:20:52
swear to god they're aliens that exist aren't they gonna really [ __ ] with them or something anyway i dropped my ballast on
2:20:58
[Music] you need to up your game this is one of
2:21:04
your competitors who
2:21:11
oh did you donate our media share not um i don't know why i don't disable that
2:21:20
give me a minute [Music] you could just give me the name serious question again cuz i'd ki if my
2:21:27
previous donation went through what would it take to take you on a date like friendly date
2:21:35
uh i don't think anything i would usually just say money oh i
2:21:42
found that i found the thing
2:21:48
what the [ __ ] is this can i watch this video what is this it's
2:21:54
got 79 views what is this video
2:22:02
is this too it's just someone like dancing
2:22:09
what is this video
2:22:20
where'd you find this it's got 70 views that's a dude yeah it's a dude
2:22:26
it's got 70 views but they're like they've like got a blurry face and [ __ ] like it's [ __ ]
2:22:33
it's 1080p but that is not 1080p oh billy billy oh i know that site i've
2:22:39
heard of that site tail i mean
2:22:47
i don't know i've started to i've started to it maybe it's maybe it's not right but
2:22:53
i've started to not trust whenever i see like whenever i see like uh i don't know what
2:22:58
that like region of the world is like japanese sort of like those ones that look like slightly blurry and like not
2:23:04
quite realistic i'm like i've seen some crazy [ __ ] filters from these guys like there's one on
2:23:10
tiktok where it's a woman that just doesn't exist and i don't know why it's a funny meme like some crazy [ __ ]
2:23:18
happens and then it's like they tic toc has an outro like this chinese channel like japanese has like an outro
2:23:23
where like it's very clearly an edited woman where it's like she's skinny as [ __ ] she looks
2:23:30
like like not a human and she's just walking it i don't know okay it's niche i know it's niche but like it's very
2:23:36
clearly a filter and it's very clearly a crazy good filter it's just like alien like a person can't look like that you
2:23:43
know what i mean it's not like oh wow she's beautiful it's like that's not human it can't liter
2:23:48
literally can't be real so i now don't trust anything like that also i
2:23:55
i don't know like look how small their noses
2:24:02
look how small their nose is and it's kind of like blurry on only their face
2:24:07
but i'm willing to accept that it's real i still think i look better
2:24:14
uh anyway i'm i've got a big enough ego about it
2:24:23
in all fairness their body does look a lot better than mine however face winning
2:24:28
uh is this video meant to be scary or something i don't know
2:24:34
i'm gonna guess that stuff spammers on english and chat yeah english and chat the uncanny valley in fact yeah right
2:24:41
i get that from some of these people like from some of some of these videos that i see
2:24:46
also really how did you find this video it has 70 views
2:24:52
oh look at this sorry i'm like in i'm like look at this so they're like they upload
2:24:59
four oh wait are they streamers four hours a day bro
2:25:04
multiple times no they like what the [ __ ] is this channel that i've found
2:25:14
no they appear to be real okay there's one with a good camera
2:25:19
why is it in 10 fps though
2:25:25
buddy i mean [ __ ] i don't know it looks like a deep
2:25:32
fight like why is it so like low
2:25:37
why is the camera falling okay camera can follow i know it's a obs thing
2:25:43
but like crazy [ __ ] i i i don't know dude i'm i'm on like hold on i'm
2:25:49
i'm on like a little investigating spree why are they all 10 fps good camera oh no okay this one's good
2:25:55
camera quality good fps i'm gonna get copyrighted by some
2:26:01
overseas company i'm doing investigative work
2:26:08
i'm not 100 sure it's a filter or not because look they're going over their face and [ __ ]
2:26:15
i'm not 100 sure is this boring to anyone else or [ __ ]
2:26:23
i just want to know because look at their eyes too they don't look real
2:26:29
the finger disappeared in late 2019 a lot of clothing companies in asia were trying to use vr based models on
2:26:36
instagram to advertise clothing nothing i got nothing
2:26:42
head too small no a heads or his head's i don't know i don't know if one then it's my
2:26:48
birthday so here's my money thank you
2:26:53
thanks for the 10 thank you for the thank you for all of grandma's money in the card this year 10 10
2:27:00
81 cents i got everything her mouth just looks off yeah but like yeah i don't know
2:27:06
they also look different to in that video right no no like a little bit like they i mean [ __ ] listen dude i'm i'm
2:27:11
aware like surgery is a thing you can just go and do that
2:27:18
but like it's so look how like good camera work it is that like [ __ ] it's this is clearly
2:27:25
like a a really good camera they've got light like backlighting and [ __ ] i don't have backlighting and [ __ ]
2:27:31
do i need like a callback like this seems like a studio set you know
2:27:36
dude what has happened how did you find this channel is there there's 131 subs
2:27:43
the most popular video has 2 000 views oh wait what's this one
2:27:50
wait now okay what now this one looks more like this one looks so different
2:27:56
but it also looks more realistic they've got a whole different shaped face dude sorry i'm on my investigative spree
2:28:09
see look at the difference
2:28:22
it's also a different camera as well they do look great but i mean come on
2:28:28
what the [ __ ] anyway sorry this is like [ __ ] oh
2:28:33
i'm i'm just i i gotta i got i need to do some journalism give me i'm sorry part of it's makeup too i i'm aware
2:28:41
mouth too wide for the face it's a filter you can tell when you smile yeah i don't know
2:28:47
i just know i look better either way person who made the art i'm glad you
2:28:53
liked the portrait i made for you hope your family jewels don't almost make a run for it again
2:29:01
no i well it's pretty clear they're never making it a run for it they're they're pretty stuck in place right now better camera
2:29:07
with a backlight and a blacklight function to really show his maniliness blacklight
2:29:14
i don't think anyone wants to see that i don't think anyone will want to see that um
2:29:20
and i mean okay i have tried this setup with a better camera it doesn't look as good because look
2:29:26
this camera is pretty damn good i think maybe i'm just not streaming in high enough bitrate or something
2:29:32
but like you can slightly see at the tiniest bit of grain on the back of this in like a really
2:29:38
dark setting like if i make this like way darker you can maybe see a little bit of grain
2:29:43
there right but like it's a good camera it's a solid solid camera
2:29:48
it's just not 8k and the lighting also does i guess it's
2:29:55
like very flat lighting i don't know i don't know [ __ ] about cameras man you look so pretty today i can't help but be
2:30:00
lesbian i'm converting them i'm converting them every sexuality
2:30:06
i'm every sexuality needs to involve uh liking women just because of me
2:30:12
who is this person most mysterious [ __ ]
2:30:19
how odd also that could just be surgery the whole like uh
2:30:24
mouth too wide for the chin thing because that i remember i really specifically remember in the like when marisa was getting a surgery though
2:30:30
you're having a great you can go too far because your mouth will look like it's a weird spot in your face so it is a thing
2:30:35
you can get like surgery and it would look like that so i don't know hmm detective finn yeah
2:30:41
i don't the the hold on look at this
2:30:46
but what the [ __ ] is verb doing so verb makes the thumbnails for the channel look i don't know if you can see i can
2:30:52
see the thumbnail so this is the new video it's a great video by the way but look he's gone in photoshop
2:30:58
and stretched look hold on he stretched it out look this is clearly not how like
2:31:04
they would have looked big enough before you bro you've stretched you've liquefied made
2:31:10
my titty bigger why'd you do that there was no need it's so obvious too
2:31:16
it's like it looks it would have looked fine like i can tell on here look it looks
2:31:22
like pointed down look at that
2:31:28
it's like lumpy it's almost a 110 okay sure it's doing
2:31:35
great on youtube but i mean come on nice it's a good thumbnail though it's a good thumbnail it's solid i don't want to mock you it's
2:31:42
a good thumbnail and uh oh my god
2:31:52
that's one of the uh that's one of the ones you should give assassin today um please don't take uh this is a jab but
2:31:57
i'm sure you've been asked a million times have you considered low-dose hrt while still identifying a cis male
2:32:03
just to maintain your natural feminine attributes uh yeah okay listen if you want to have
2:32:08
an honest discussion about hrt and gender and [ __ ] i have reached the
2:32:13
point in the gender debate and and whatever where i don't care i don't care anymore the whole like um
2:32:20
like i'm in the mindset that dude you can have titties identify as a cis male like i meant soda
2:32:28
who basically does that like soda is very very feminine but identifies as a guy right so
2:32:36
there's i i i get it a bit more however i don't know it's not for me i don't
2:32:41
want tits i don't want titties the preserving feminine attributes thing i don't think my face is going to change
2:32:48
that much i'm 22 20 oh my god i'm 21 but i'm gonna be 22 in like five days
2:32:54
four days so like i don't think my face is going to change that much
2:33:00
and uh like what do i have to gain from hrt man
2:33:07
and ass only slightly an ass you know like
2:33:13
it feels like a lot to like do a lot of heart like dude
2:33:20
if i were if i went on hrt i'd have to like [ __ ] freeze sperm and [ __ ] like
2:33:25
i i wanna maybe i wanna have kids one day you can go in fur yeah gain infertility like
2:33:32
i don't know it feels like there's very very major downsides for things
2:33:38
that i can just fake i don't know um
2:33:47
yeah like i don't know nice skin
2:33:53
skin you can get that would just just do just do [ __ ] just just i have a skincare routine now just do that reduce
2:33:59
need to shave but still need to shave it feels like listen don't get me wrong a lot of
2:34:06
all of the upsides of hrt are great all of the downsides are horrifying you know
2:34:12
like i am a little bit more prone to depression that feels like a very big thing
2:34:18
i am more prone to gaining weight but i guess i don't know that's not a big thing to me
2:34:23
the infertility thing and the depression thing and the titties thing those three are immediate like
2:34:30
i'm not i'm not about it you know so
2:34:36
i think i'm fine with uh fine with how i am if i if i ever wanted to become like look more feminine
2:34:42
i've got more than enough money to go and like get a surgery done like to get every effect i can get out of hrt i can
2:34:48
just have a surgery and not be affected by it like if i ever wanted to i could
2:34:54
which is a nice upside of like doing this right if i ever wanted to make a change to my physical appearance it wouldn't be very hard to i've seen what
2:35:01
the surgery is like from risa i don't want that i don't want it now
2:35:06
i doubt i would ever but i i'm a big fan of giving myself
2:35:12
room to decide like uh a big part of like youtube and twitch and everything is uh and trying
2:35:18
to make money and stuff is just i don't know what the [ __ ] i'm gonna want in like and i make a lot of decisions like that too i don't know what i'm gonna
2:35:25
want in five ten years maybe i will maybe when i maybe when i can't maybe when i don't look as good doing this i
2:35:30
will miss it and then maybe i'll make a decision there so for right now i'm really [ __ ] happy
2:35:37
with how things are uh hrt seems like a nuclear response to
2:35:43
something you know like oh i could just pose a little bit differently and it would look the same
2:35:50
like it feels like a very big you know difference so
2:35:56
i don't feel like it's the big thing also i'd be doing it to look better on camera like
2:36:02
i wouldn't be doing it because of personally i think i'd look you know so uh it feels like the wrong reason to do
2:36:09
it and it feels like a nuclear reaction to it would you consider laser hair removal
2:36:17
no maybe on my armpits maybe on my armpits i've talked about my hate for armpit
2:36:22
hair so much maybe on my armpits but uh
2:36:27
nowhere else if you like i think everyone goes like laser hair or on that [ __ ] wee bit of hair like underneath
2:36:33
this snail trail thing that looks bad no one's into that [ __ ] maybe they will be in the future but oh my god it looks
2:36:38
bad though so maybe two places my two most hated hair points
2:36:45
the full body shells shave feels so freaking good there was a subgoal but i don't think it got meant for what
2:36:52
oh laser oh but it wasn't even like real laser hair removal it was like one of those machines that do it
2:36:57
yeah there was there was a sub-goal for like one of the machines or something that lasts like a few months so that was that
2:37:03
but like i think p i think it didn't get me met because oh dude if i said like i'll get
2:37:09
laser hair removal on my legs tell me they wouldn't tell me you guys wouldn't jump at that but um yeah no i
2:37:16
don't feel like there's a reason to it'd be mildly more convenient but like only for a bit
2:37:22
i like concerned about the future hey it's just still your buddy you do you princess
2:37:28
you still got all of them thank you thanks man um was that the brazilian thing what do you
2:37:34
mean brazilian thing i'm a trans girl i just got breast forms there i don't know
2:37:40
why i personally don't mind being infertile even though i i want to be a mom someday
2:37:45
yeah um dude that's what i mean it's hrt's amazing it's great for a lot of people
2:37:52
maybe not for me maybe not for me there's if if it came
2:37:58
listen if hrt came with the with none of the downsides which to me are like i
2:38:04
don't want titties i just want an ass i just want a bigger ass i'd take it for that i i if it was just
2:38:10
here's the bigger ass bill i take a bigger ass bill i don't mind having a bigger ass guys bodies are kind of
2:38:15
shaped weirdly like we just i mean personally i'm just shaped down but like you know i did it for that but
2:38:22
that's about it i feel i think that's one like body appearance i would ever change i don't care the rest of my body
2:38:27
i'm doing [ __ ] solid look at that jeez but it is just fixed by going to the gym
2:38:33
but i don't want it i don't wanna i don't care i don't want to i don't care
2:38:39
i'll go get a bbl i'll just do that instead i'm gonna i'll get a bbl some wider hips looking thing
2:38:45
i'll take it for that but nothing else
2:38:52
bbl yeah i mean i think that's the point i've got a very realistic view on it now that i've
2:38:57
spoken to so many people about it which is quite good for me i i think
2:39:05
uh infertility of hrt is not permanent i still wouldn't want to risk it to be honest i missed the deep talk but you
2:39:11
look better than 99 than the woman out there
2:39:17
i'd consider myself a s strong seven i consider myself a strong
2:39:23
seven i think an eight and i i mean like this the true scale of one to ten like
2:39:29
you know ten being like the most attractive woman you could picture you know
2:39:35
nine being most actresses and models eight being the average like hot girl you'd see on the street or like
2:39:41
a hot girl you'd see on the street average i would consider myself a strong seven seven and a half
2:39:48
so that's a pretty good it's pretty solid flex like a six is the av like i would call a
2:39:53
seven someone that you'd look at on the street if you saw them like i was like oh [ __ ] you know i call that i call an
2:39:59
eight like someone that like [ __ ] rubberneck you know but i call it 7.56
2:40:06
i'll go for that 7.56
2:40:12
rose evolution of oh [ __ ] there's a reddit post let me see i want some water
2:40:17
oh my god oh my god look at this
2:40:22
rose's evolution of bunnies that's a bad picture let me let me move my uh person
2:40:31
i i think personal best has rose not seen the documentary about how korean
2:40:36
companies are using young women like cattle to stream their content 24 7 genie and henry watched some clips no
2:40:47
do they get paid a lot dude your attend
2:40:54
i mean we're all thinking it we're all thinking it but we didn't say i got to be humble god no i think
2:41:01
i think that um it's a toss-up between for this look i think this was charlotte
2:41:07
i can't tell which one's better this one this one i think this one no this one definitely i think on a
2:41:13
scale this one best one but only slightly only very closely followed by this one
2:41:19
followed by this one followed by this one followed by this one followed by that one
2:41:25
that's a terrible all of these are not good photos i will say like it's like good photo
2:41:31
okay photo okay photo bad photo bad photo bad photo so i i'm going on what
2:41:36
this stream was actually like how is the female voice going it's not it's not gonna happen
2:41:42
middle right is the best i mean yeah the actual pose like that i took
2:41:48
for twitter was fine but like i don't know i think it's cause like this was more
2:41:54
i don't know [Music] top right one that's on the lower side for me only because of the wig i think
2:42:01
everything else looks great though also this is progressively less makeup
2:42:07
over time look look it goes like heavy to heavy still
2:42:14
to less heavy to oh actually i i upscaled on this one i'm wearing eyeshadow where i wasn't here oh no
2:42:19
the less heavy here to uh even less heavy there to like now i'm like very
2:42:26
less happy like it's so weird how long my face can look
2:42:32
in some photos like for that one look for that photo
2:42:37
don't make my face look long there long face a little bit
2:42:44
but like i can't just go i think it's more short face i don't know it's crazy
2:42:49
anyway nutty different poses man
2:42:56
these are not they're evolutionary good photos but it's fine
2:43:02
fun things happening on the fence are red your arms are progressively getting
2:43:08
smaller that's not true actually i would i wouldn't say that
2:43:14
okay in that photo sure but like okay look this one my arm is pressed up against me this one you can't see it
2:43:20
this one it's uh like not pressed up as hard you can tell because like there this one you can't tell either this one
2:43:27
i'm like my arms aren't even touching it so look like my if my if i position my arms the exact same way my arms would
2:43:33
still look as big see look at that it's like the same thing
2:43:38
it's like my amazon getting smaller i maybe lost a little bit of muscle mass
2:43:44
but not that much not that much chat
2:43:50
i mean [ __ ] can i position this so well that like you can't see the titties but also
2:44:02
the muscle goal kink for some people did
2:44:10
[Music] hell yeah finn do 10 push-ups no
2:44:17
i don't know if i can uh i mean i'm not doing the best in terms of my
2:44:22
strength strength recently uh i stand up actually i was about to get some water so i i i
2:44:29
can stand up but i am going to go get i'm going to go get some water so brb give me a minute 10 squats
2:44:36
now squats that i can do um sure i'm good
2:44:41
make sure everything so you're saying you always had girly arms even back when you were a guy
2:44:47
no i did not oh i thought you said that no no i did not i i have i have big arms ish
2:44:54
this makes my hips look so insanely wide jesus anyway i'm gonna go get water
2:45:00
if you would like to buy my thigh highs from my merch shop by the way look these things come up [ __ ] far as [ __ ]
2:45:08
oh yeah important to know my groin is like right on that line i can't even show you like right on the line of my skirt is
2:45:14
where my balls are so these come up pretty far but they also stretch really quite wide
2:45:19
so that's the thing if you want them they're pretty cool anyway boys i'm gonna quickly grab some water so brb go
2:45:27
and listen to some uh minecraft cow
2:45:34
what the [ __ ] [Music]
2:45:39
your thighs look so good [Music]
2:45:52
[ __ ] shoes
2:45:58
[Music]
2:46:16
do
2:46:31
[Music]
2:46:59
do
2:47:15
hmm
2:47:21
so i worked out why these shoes are uh so slipping the shoes are slippy because i haven't
2:47:27
taken off the little slit oh the little it's a little slippy thing of oh my god
2:47:36
yeah if i if i lost my skirt right now you'd just see bought this tuck is coming undone
2:47:41
rapidly um but yeah i didn't take this slippy thing that's vodka that's a [ __ ] dash water
2:47:47
uh it's water the slippy things are not off my shoe
2:47:53
look slippy thing not off my shoe oh my god hold on this is so uncomfortable
2:48:05
okay waiting on a tuctorial i don't know what
2:48:12
the [ __ ] i'm doing go watch someone that does i have no idea what the [ __ ] i'm doing
2:48:28
i'm taking this sticker now oh yeah okay there's the grip that i've been missing
2:48:33
jesus
2:48:39
my nails i could be so mad she literally scolds me every time i use a every every single time i use my nails
2:48:46
to open cans she'll sculpt me about it remove the heels then take the plastic
2:48:52
off you know that's a really good idea surprised i didn't think of that
2:49:02
i didn't do it enough
2:49:09
oh my god how many knives do you own
2:49:14
too many oh yeah by the way i've uh i've actually i think i've decided
2:49:20
against buying that knife for my birthday i think i'm gonna buy a watch do you wanna see what watch i'm gonna
2:49:25
get well do you wanna know what watch i'm i think i'm 100 on getting it
2:49:31
the people that like watches all [ __ ] like it i guess
2:49:41
that's probably enough remove but i'm just being like
2:49:46
weird about it better be a girly watch it ain't gonna be my dude my wrist is so sm okay while i
2:49:53
do have small okay while i do have very strong and muscular arms
2:49:58
i do have quite small risks wrists okay um you're gonna be disappointed don't buy
2:50:05
the watch i like watches um watches are a solid investment
2:50:10
maybe not this one um before i show you some [ __ ] [ __ ] skeletonized zenith or some [ __ ] no no
2:50:16
i'm kidding uh this one is the one that i'm looking at
2:50:24
okay
2:50:44
why can i not find a good picture of this thing okay this is good enough can i just open
2:50:50
a new tab i [ __ ] can't okay this one this is the one
2:50:57
it's the uh it's the omega speedmaster i think it's pretty solid it's not super
2:51:02
expensive for a watch but i think it's a good birthday present it's a
2:51:11
[ __ ] it's still a still tastes like [ __ ] like a little bit more like monster great watch
2:51:17
looks big for your wrist yeah it's like it's a 42 millimeter one so
2:51:22
it's fine seven it's not [ __ ] seven oh maybe in dollars but like um yeah it's uh what's it called
2:51:29
[ __ ] basically like i think it's a thing when
2:51:35
you're like a kid or sorry when you turn 18 apparently there's this thing about like getting like getting a watch when
2:51:41
you turn 18. i'm not sure if it's a thing everywhere but i remember like it was something my dad like floated uh at
2:51:46
the time i remember not being too great financially at that point
2:51:56
you you look good you look like you'd be a good natural peg what the [ __ ]
2:52:03
men's watchers are too big for those dainty wrists well yeah next up i'll get a rolex explorer
2:52:10
um but and that one's like a 36 millimeter so that would look great anyway but
2:52:15
i don't know natural peg means yeah so i was i was gonna get one on my uh i was gonna get like a good watch on my 18th
2:52:22
but i wasn't doing too great financially then it was like a moment of like i had to be like no wait we we can't and i
2:52:29
wanted to i wanted to get a watch for my dad um so i had like it's a it's like a memory thing
2:52:34
i feel like it's a good i'm not buying it just because i like what i'm it's like a good thing as like a ceremony like an occasional author
2:52:40
like an occasion thing you buy it for a memory and it's a good i'm so i'm getting this
2:52:45
one with my uh with my dad i i he doesn't know this actually but i kept sending him like pictures of stuff as
2:52:50
like see what he likes and stuff um and this was when we both kind of was like this is a solid really [ __ ] cool
2:52:56
watch there's a ton of history behind it about like going to the moon and [ __ ] you know i gotta watch for my 21st yeah so i mean
2:53:04
i'm buying this my dad's not buying me this or anything i'm buying it but like uh yeah it's like a good
2:53:09
you know i got like uh i don't know when i was 18 when i was supposed to get a good watch uh i wasn't doing very good mentally
2:53:16
financially anything like that i think no one was doing it at that time and i'm getting it now because i feel secure
2:53:21
enough to and i feel like i've gone such a long way from there and it's a good memory of that and that's why i wanted
2:53:27
to get a watch if i got a knife it's just gonna be a really cool thing this is gonna be really cool for me to just
2:53:32
[ __ ] around with um i like objects like that i'm really big fan of objects that carry like
2:53:38
a memorable thing like i'm never gonna sell this thing it's crazy i'm really really cool because i i love this brand
2:53:44
[ __ ] uh and a fan reached out and i'm gonna have this until i die just because someone gave it to me and it's a it's a
2:53:50
present and it means a lot but um this will also mean a lot so and i don't own a watch
2:53:55
i don't own a single watch so oh no i do that's a lie i own i own a 100 pound
2:54:00
watch that i bought in spain that has four dials on it the same way this one does but none of them work
2:54:07
they're like just all of that like so the chronograph that this has it just doesn't work on the on the one i have so
2:54:15
nice it's just for aesthetics
2:54:22
how trans get 3.6k views not trans uh number one
2:54:29
number two stop being a dumbass stop being a little idiot dude in all
2:54:35
fairness [ __ ] trans creators don't get [ __ ] on him and they really should like um there's not really a trans creator in
2:54:42
the top like hundred streamers right or even in the top thousand like there's not a ton of them
2:54:48
i think the top one might be kefl's who gets like a good couple like few hundred viewers she's doing really good right
2:54:54
now but i think she's the top one there's like no one over a thousand viewers which is crazy
2:55:00
anyway rose themed knives oh that'd be cool
2:55:06
that'd be some cool merch i'll just pick a knife from like crkt
2:55:11
and just like get them all i know pka did that pk picked a knife from crkt and like embla like uh engraved their like
2:55:18
logo across it and then sold them as merch which is pretty kind of this is pretty cool
2:55:24
uh i wonder if i could do that need your skincare routine
2:55:29
you know what dude okay you wanna know what it is right now i gotta i gotta [ __ ] i ran out of my skin you
2:55:35
reminded me i ran out of my skincare [ __ ] i ran i ran out of my skincare routine so now i just like wash my face
2:55:41
with water and then moisturize that's probably not good that's probably not the best way to do it i used to have
2:55:46
like a cleanser and then like uh i used to have a cleanser i used to have like a uh a toner
2:55:52
all that and i was doing it and it was great and then i ran out of it i haven't been bothered to buy a mega
2:56:00
yes yes also i think the watch thing is your 21st birthday more so than 18.
2:56:07
yeah maybe i'm not sure but that might be american because 8 20 21 doesn't do [ __ ] here uh
2:56:14
21 doesn't do anything here uh but in the uk like it's 18 that we get all the cool [ __ ] and you get it at 21 losers
2:56:21
18 is like that you're a man now birthday and for americans that's 21. maybe because you're all children but
2:56:27
the uh i don't know why you're only allowed to drink at 21. you can join the army but you can't drink
2:56:33
anyway um so yeah the omega dark side of the moon they make a they make a meteorite one which is [ __ ] mint but
2:56:40
it is 44 millimeters 44.25 millimeter case and it is way too
2:56:45
big for my arm and it's um i mean it's not way too big but like
2:56:51
it's too big for my arm and um it's ten to twelve thousand pounds so like
2:56:57
fifteen thousand dollars for a watch no and they're gonna go down in value not
2:57:03
up like i'd rather not i'd rather not it's too much [ __ ] money i could put
2:57:10
a deposit for a house for that [ __ ] money before you scam us know that the pka
2:57:16
stream doesn't count toward the 10 bimbo stream month
2:57:22
would it not why would it not though oh oh sorry ten okay sorry yeah no i know what you mean
2:57:28
uh it's not a stream so i wouldn't con i wouldn't count that at all no no i've yeah i know i i i thought you meant
2:57:35
like that day doesn't count i was like why would it not count but no of course yeah 10 streams is 10 streams
2:57:41
you can get a good watch for around 200 pounds yeah no it's okay no it is stupid like in the
2:57:47
same you can get a good anything like a [ __ ] this is like this was like 40 bucks one of my favorite knives
2:57:53
it's like 40 bucks from a chinese website it's fine it works good it but like i
2:57:59
also own knives that this is a thousand it's not because it's a better knife
2:58:05
it's because it's like a more an art piece that's what i mean like that's why i'm assuming that i mean i'm sure people
2:58:11
have they're like oh it keeps time to one tenth of a second or some [ __ ] i don't know okay it's personal taste
2:58:19
yeah also if you bought yourself like ah here's my 10 pound watch that i got for a really momentous occasion it would
2:58:25
like you know be i don't know maybe i'm being uh igoi
2:58:31
think it means more a little bit at least like it me i'll try and protect it a lot more
2:58:37
at least stand up for the boys not again
2:58:44
i have a really expensive date but also i met someone that had this watch and
2:58:49
it's a cool [ __ ] watch oh i got scared i got scared the skirt like shifted a second
2:58:55
ah do you see why i don't like wear this very often but look it's so cute but
2:59:01
it's really [ __ ] scary to wear because can i i can't yeah like look like
2:59:07
do you see like you can see the shadow of my ass like that's how close this thing is
2:59:16
you see what i mean jeez
2:59:21
[Music] crazy [ __ ] what kind of merch will you have just thigh highs or more insert
2:59:29
sales pitch here more uh we also have fake boobs now uh we have
2:59:35
um so it's uh it's not it's a normal merch strap the the reason why i keep talking about the thigh hose is because
2:59:40
i think that's the funniest thing so we're gonna have a hoodie we're gonna oh sorry we have two hoodies one of them is
2:59:45
probably not your thing it's like a bright blue hoodie more for the minecraft boys but it's pretty cool it's like color blocky
2:59:51
you'll see it though so we have like a more colorful hoodie we've got one that's more neutral but it's like red in
2:59:56
[ __ ] it's pretty [ __ ] cool all the hoodies it's a black hoodie everything's black besides this one thing
3:00:02
uh because that's what i wear oh
3:00:09
just say you'll see you look like a trash bag
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yep i kind of oh this [ __ ] okay i can't like kneel
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down i'm on my knees right now i really shouldn't be because like i assume when i'm sitting down this
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wears a lot better new merch looks great that does sorry i gotta i'm looking at my titties i'm
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trying to make sure they're fine so basically oh my god so basically sorry my
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oh my give me the chair so basically the uh
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the merch is gonna be like classy trashbot yeah the merch is gonna my whole ball is out what the [ __ ] the
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merch is going to be a my this ball bro hold on i'll get to it i'll get to it give me a sec
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the merch is going to be i'm just staring over the merch is going to be hey
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uh a crew like a crew neck a sweatshirt with the same sort of design as the hoodie the blue hoodie and um and a hat
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and a shirt i would say that the shirt is pretty [ __ ] cool it's really good quality
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like the uh i got sent the merch companies like main uh stock that they use as like a hey do you do you like this
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thing like here's the and i headed it i didn't like it it was too thin i didn't like it i thought it would be high
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quality so i might i did like so just for you guys uh i took a worse profit
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split and put that towards like just using better quality stuff and the shirt quality [ __ ] dope the
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thigh highs are [ __ ] good like they're unironically the best ones that i own i'm promoting the thigh high
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somewhat i can i two hunt tooth the shirt the crew neck and the hoodie i'm not sure the blue
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hoodie is definitely not going to be your thing but like the uh dude
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it's really [ __ ] good like it's it's actually genuinely really good i'm a brit too it's 21 because it's tied
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to the age someone could become an officer with independent command in the army you needed a watch to coordinate
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timed orders that's real that's a lot more specific
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well i think maybe maybe a couple thousand people need a watch for that
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whereas the rest of us just need it be more of a thing to keep
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time because you know you're in the adult world you need to work and stuff that's what i saw it as anyway you know
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i i that's how i that's where it originated from i guess but like weird i guess in all fairness they wouldn't even
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be a big watchers wouldn't even be a big deal if pilots didn't need to wear them you know like that i guess so it's it's
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kind of niche so i get it but different symbolism for me i guess
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what's your favorite fit or look you have done also i'm an upcoming cross-dresser like you it started out as
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a joke but now i d k lol anyways hope your egg day as well
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this is my favorite i mean i i think the titties could be done better like i i really think the the
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fact that these are d cups might literally bring it down a bit uh but this is so far my favorite look actually
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no there's been one you know the green overall like hoodie uh not hoodie the green overall shirt and a crop top
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i don't know how the [ __ ] i look that good ever but like i'm wearing le it's more natural makeup again i really like
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when you do more natural makeup so it's more natural makeup and like um i just look so [ __ ] good there and i look so
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[ __ ] good here too i mean come on god i look so great
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oh great this is up there this is a this is a top top five percent for me
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this is top five percent of looks for me i think i've done it like six times now so
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it's kind of clear that i really like this outfit uh you're gonna wear your watch john rick
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st john you know like what it's facing like your your wrist like that yeah i think so
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yeah my wrists are like oh look at that so cool anyway my wrists aren't that bad maybe i just do
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genuinely have big hands like if you look at it look look at my wrist next to my head i don't have that small of a
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wrist but it's like it's very thin i have very thin wrists
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but very wide you know look at that thin white
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scuba divers use rolexes we're the only ones that work at depth i'm scuba diver
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not the only ones that work at depth but some rolexes work at depth yeah like uh some of them are rated pretty highly for
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it there's one that's rated for like there's there's a good rolex story where like one of them is bs i know
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rolex's are the only ones that you can take underwater um there yeah i mean
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you want to know actually like a good story about it about not rolex though long hands not big hands no no i have i
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have both long and big hands um [ __ ] uh omega that one that i've got the
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moonwatch there is actually like a rule at nasa that is the only that's the only watch you're allowed to take to space or
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something or the only one they've certified to work in space that's actually a thing like but for you
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there's tons of watches that have you know better underwater performances tons obviously that's a big thing there's a
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rolex that they took down into a submarine and it like [ __ ] up it cracked
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and then they made a new one to go survive it and they haven't actually been able to break it with like water
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pressure or something i forgot what it is i i forgot which one it is but it's a thick boy it's like the [ __ ] i saw it
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in the shop it's like [ __ ] that thick it's so [ __ ] big sorry i know i'm swearing up it's so
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it's so massive it's giant it's a big boy but it's
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you know rated to go like eight thousand or twelve thousand feet or something or even more i forgot what it was
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yeah i think you just need to be able to go swimming and watching your expensive watch make youtube video about it
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recuperate expense and profit the watch is an investment yes exactly
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because totally watched youtubers make thousands of dollars every video they get millions of views those youtubers
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those watch youtubers i know the natural hair looks so much better but do you miss the ability to take wig off and
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have carefree short hair kind of a little bit
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but you gotta dude i take this any day over over like
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sitting in a wig oh my god dude
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i wouldn't have done it i do okay the idea of doing a like bimbo month girly girl month
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month where i wore a wig every day no
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never would have would have never [ __ ] done it wigs are
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awful awful they're so bad i did it they're hot they're itchy they're
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[ __ ] tight they'll give you a [ __ ] headache they're not good they're bad if they're not tight then they'll fall off your
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[ __ ] head you gotta be careful with them all the time they're hard to wash they're [ __ ] awful i hate them
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wigs suck
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i'm not a big fan of wigs i'm not a proponent did i go a bit too
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did i did i do but did i go a bit too hard on wigs there i feel like i i think i feel like it was fine wigs suck wigs
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are not good i don't like them they're bad
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shares a lot more than guys guys everything thanks for the oh [ __ ] thank you thanks for the sub oh thank
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you what's up the red wig was pretty yeah it's some okay but i can still go and wear a wig i can still go and like
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for a specific outfit i'm still down too
3:08:16
thought you might enjoy knowing you are mizkeef's number one recommended channel on twitch seems you have a famous fan
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what does that even mean what does that even mean i don't even know what number one recommended channel
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like he said he recommends me really
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where's the proof i don't know what it means all the wigs frames all the wig fans crumbling from my tape
3:08:43
shaking in their boots from my hot wig take oh i want to know what the [ __ ] the
3:08:48
mischief thing was can someone explain what that is but that sounds cool i don't know what
3:08:54
it means though consider a hairstylist would be interesting content
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uh oh so i know one but i don't wanna
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i don't wanna i don't wanna i don't want them to cut my hair i don't want them to cut it
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gift down bad like [ __ ] slap two i don't wanna okay if they just come if they're just
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like gonna style my hair and [ __ ] like eh what do i even do didn't make any sense then when they
3:09:27
meet like just moving into a certain into different places what no that's
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strange i know they're gonna cut it to like make them different the twitch recommended
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channel section is based on watch time i didn't even know they had a
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recommended section that's cool i guess
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just finally just fine what the [ __ ] just finally curl it lazy streamer oh
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curl it oh um [Music] yeah i could curl my hair
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sure i could do that i could get my dad to curl my hair that'd be easy my dad's a hair my dad's a hairdresser just in
3:10:09
case newbies that didn't know i could get my i could like i'll do stuff like that i could do that i could i could
3:10:15
sell it have you curled your hair before yeah i have my friend called my hair once
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if i google like finster curled hair it looks good
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i did it with like a crop top so i i reckon i can find it pretty quick or i did i think the stream title is
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like i cosplayed pokemane i forgot what the hell it what
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what hold on what what
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hold on content
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i'm wrong i may be just friends with the group i don't know don't judge me for having inaccurate information
3:10:55
and i don't know if i'm looking at you or if you're looking at me what the [ __ ]
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oh my god that [ __ ] oh this is something someone said to me this is actually i bought this because i've got a great fashion sense but she's
3:11:17
something funny that's more like an actual so there was no bikini in this video
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i clickbaited him successfully let's go
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i just watched a video with no bikini got him
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[ __ ] got him dude that was the next video let's [ __ ] go master of clickbait
3:11:46
solid got another one uh tricia again that was that's the probably the that's the most successful
3:11:51
clickbait i've done on the channel it wasn't even me doing it was the old editor that just [ __ ] made that the thing there was a brief period on the channel
3:11:57
where i had no control over the content which was very fun for me uh what was i doing beforehand oh yeah
3:12:04
if i look at finster pokemon yeah so look i had a i did this video and my
3:12:10
friend eda well that's me my friend eda this is eda uh and took me from this to
3:12:15
uh to this which is pretty solid or actually to white to this
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and that's the cold hair look probably probably maybe you know like when girls just do that thing where they just look into the camera and just kind of
3:12:27
that's a popular gift too i get it so it looked pretty good looks solid i
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kind of i kind of like the look the uh the whole the cold hair thing can look good
3:12:39
uh the only thing is it doesn't look good with most things that i wear so i'm not sure i'm not sure
3:12:46
scammed man reaction they watched like seven videos of my channel what really
3:12:52
that is not pokemon again dude i bro i didn't like i'll show you the like
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the period of the channel that i didn't okay so starting
3:13:04
i was making the titles
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starting which is weirdly the last time that uh
3:13:15
okay i think i was making the titles from here right on this stream most gothic stream i almost got banned i
3:13:22
tried weird american food so this was all me and then it stopped being me around here
3:13:31
but i still was like saying yes and no to it but i had a brief period where i was kind of doing everything
3:13:37
um and then all of this was made like just as a like a fan was doing it but i was just paying them
3:13:44
that they were the weirdest story man i don't know if anyone knows about this guy honestly had great thumbnails though
3:13:50
genuinely like great thumbnails great he was really good at it it was nuts so i don't know if anyone knows the story
3:13:56
of this guy like the guy doing all of these edits for the first like year of the channel it
3:14:03
started off he made these he made these like maybe up to this one i feel like it was
3:14:08
and i messaged him saying like hey man i really like what you're doing can i pay you like can i just keep doing
3:14:16
them like don't stop making them i'll pay you money and they were getting like barely any views at the time like a couple thousand views so i was gonna and
3:14:22
the channel wasn't monetized so i was like i'll give you like 25 bucks every video you make i'll pay you 25 bucks
3:14:27
just keep doing it i like i like it it's good good promotion and he was like this russian guy
3:14:33
he was this russian guy that didn't like speak a ton he was like kind of a little bit confrontational but just weird just
3:14:38
weird weird guy but he just kept doing them and he kept making them was really good content and eventually channel got monetized i could pay him more i was
3:14:45
paying him like a thousand to two thousand i think it was somewhere in that range i forgot one thousand five hundred or something or two thousand
3:14:51
dollars a month to make these videos because we were actually making some money off them so i was paying him all this money and then one day he just kind
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of like leaves no reason he was like i had two thousand dollars a month he just kind of stops he just
3:15:04
doesn't do it anymore and he like just he's he and he just kind of like didn't
3:15:09
make content for like two weeks left he just said he got bored i couldn't pay him more i was like can i pay you more money he's like no he's did you got
3:15:15
bored and left that's the last i ever heard of him [ __ ] nuts
3:15:21
it was crazy but yeah so that and that guy had to move on but he put he left it in
3:15:26
such like a weird spot where like he left the video for two weeks
3:15:32
and they were uploading like once every week and he left a video for two weeks told me he was editing another one and
3:15:38
then a week later said that he wasn't gonna do it and then i'd find a whole new person and a bunch of vods got deleted in that time so it was nuts
3:15:44
anyway retired living on an island yeah imagine being able to just uh
3:15:50
oh no not 2k a video 2k a month 2k a month not 2 000 a video we're not making that i'm not pewdiepie it was it was 2
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000 a month so it wasn't like this crazy job or anything but it was weird that he just was like he didn't even ask for i i
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told him i asked him if i could pay him more money and he said no so like i would have given him the money for the channel it was just like didn't
3:16:09
want to do it [ __ ] nuts this channel historically i've always lost money on
3:16:14
like i i don't make any money on this channel like i'm not going to show you my stats or anything but like
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i yeah i don't make money on this channel i lose money on this channel but it's just like i think it's good content i think it's just like uh i don't know
3:16:26
it's solid it gives you guys something to watch in the meantime so keep doing it
3:16:37
third made me a good verb made a good thumbnail with that new one yeah it's a [ __ ] stop by the way squeaky i was
3:16:42
gonna say it's a [ __ ] solid video what would you do for 200k i'd kill a man
3:16:54
i'd do it for less frankly
3:17:06
much less anyway that was a really quick answer
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yeah see killer member thank you man before i you'd kill a man before you get implants
3:17:20
yeah the uh that's two at 200k there's like not a lot i wouldn't there's i think there's a
3:17:27
margin of money that you okay no okay i wouldn't kill a guy there's a i think there's a margin of money that
3:17:33
you would do anything if it only was like a week worth of time you know what i mean or like a day
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like after like 50 grand there's not much that only lasts a day
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that i wouldn't do you know what i mean i can't think of anything and i'm excluding kill someone because
3:17:51
that kind of lasts a lifetime right you know but uh you kind of do anything for 50 grand if
3:17:57
it only took a day i can't think of any anything that
3:18:03
i can't think of anything that violates that rule torture for a day
3:18:09
yeah 50 grand how bad how about could it be like non-permanent tort like that wouldn't
3:18:16
affect you afterwards you know like no serious injuries 50 grand yeah
3:18:22
cut off a limb does last longer if it only lasts a day you know
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i'd wear a wig for a day 50 grand some crazy [ __ ] like that that's torture
3:18:33
water drip torch is quite awful ah it doesn't seem it
3:18:39
like oh okay never mind someone someone saw someone came in with a heater
3:18:46
i can't even read that maybe not that one maybe not that one you know you know who you are maybe not that one
3:18:52
um jesus [ __ ] that was bad um
3:18:58
girl voice okay never mind there's a line i found the line um
3:19:05
jokes on you he does make 50k for wearing a wig all day i know i don't i wish i did but i don't
3:19:11
sadly uh tickle torture for an hour for 200k
3:19:16
what what [ __ ] you [ __ ] what
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okay so it turns out i've i've i've amassed the wrong crowd because now it immediately goes too hard let me read
3:19:29
that out uh i'm uh oh it got deleted i gotta read it it was like ten guys
3:19:36
taking turns or something like that and i was like ah clearly i've cultivated such a nice
3:19:42
audience
3:19:49
just smile agree expect inspect element on the social blade yeah social blade does not would you do hrt
3:19:56
for 200 000 a month yes what yeah that [ __ ] takes a while to kick him
3:20:04
for a month i don't even think that's gonna make a difference for 200k for 200 000 pounds of dollars a
3:20:11
month dollars up i don't care that can be 200k before tax actually it's not gonna make a difference in a month
3:20:19
minimum 24 months what is 24 times 200 000
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it's a lot hold on
3:20:32
calculator times two hundred thousand
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that is five million dollars
3:20:44
hmm okay so we gotta take off tax
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right okay so that so this is after tax
3:20:56
after tanks three million and then you gotta convert it into dollars so you gotta go convert the
3:21:02
dollars into pounds so uh
3:21:07
dollars to pounds you know because that's how we do it that is 2.2 that is 2.2 million pounds
3:21:18
after tax that's roughly a hundred thousand pounds
3:21:24
a month after tax and that i'm including that
3:21:35
2.2 million cash two years hr2 i do it i freeze some spam
3:21:41
i'd do it yeah i'd do that 2.2 million
3:21:50
you got the thing is that you guys don't know is that uh two years ago now someone approached me and they said uh
3:21:56
jeff actually you might know him his name's jeff mr bezos i don't know if you've heard of that guy me and him are good friends he approached me a while
3:22:02
ago two years ago now and he said would you stream on twitch
3:22:08
if i can promise you thirty thousand dollars a month but you've gotta you've gotta dress as a girl the entire time
3:22:14
and it's crazy because i had the same conversation i was like and i said yeah and that's actually how this whole thing started
3:22:21
it was like just one of those bets you know like would you do that you know one of these one of these would you rather's so i ended up doing it did you
3:22:28
guys know that i don't think i've ever told you that that's crazy um so why are we paying you you're part
3:22:33
of it i don't think you realize this but most of you guys are bots that just pay me
3:22:41
it's all jeff bezos's money all of it
3:22:46
he's lying what no no oh my god a backstory
3:22:52
yeah that's such a that's a much more funny backstory i'm gonna just start telling people that now
3:23:02
yeah i'm gonna start i'll write that down in my notes um
3:23:26
oh my god oh dude it's sparkling water bro
3:23:31
what the [ __ ] we need to command with this story yeah
3:23:36
uh thank thank stuff can do it i'm sure the command like uh exclamation mark backstory it just goes
3:23:44
that's another one of them beep boop happens every minute happens every minute oh it all that every
3:23:50
every three minutes one of those comes in thanks borrow item that's just one of the bots names they the bots names
3:23:56
change every time even the currency changes sometimes the amounts change it's every three minutes it's every
3:24:02
three minutes one of those comes in adds up it's just bezos don't worry about it
3:24:11
my life was a lie how can you type with acrylics dude okay i've got one of these i can't show you
3:24:16
it look like okay i'm going to type it in uh what is this thing
3:24:22
yeah look this is the this is the keyboard that i own
3:24:29
this is the keyboard around it's one of the it's this exact one it's got like typewriter keys and i know this is not
3:24:34
everyone's thing i know that most people hate this but it is perfect for typing
3:24:39
in acrylic nails because like if the rare occasion where i'm i miss a key
3:24:45
it just goes through it doesn't like they're not spaced next to each other that's so shitty it's [ __ ] 200 200
3:24:51
pounds it's like 250 bucks or something like that let me check oh it's not even available right now
3:24:58
yeah it's like um oh this is the amazon one i can't tell like for some reason i
3:25:05
can't see it's like 220 bucks but i like it it's okay for me i [ __ ]
3:25:12
with it uh i just like the key type i just like the keys that are shaped like that because my nails just go right through
3:25:18
them it's great and it's a good quality keyboard too
3:25:23
it's like metal and wood and [ __ ] it's good it's electric electric
3:25:28
mechanical what are finn's pronouns this month my pronouns are she her but i
3:25:35
don't care about which ones you use you can say he but i'm for this month i'm going by
3:25:40
shikha because of i think oh my god it happened backstory once upon a time jeff bezos
3:25:46
promised finn up to 30 000 a month to stream as a girl for an audience of robots you're
3:25:52
you are all cyclones chat the rest is history dude one of my balls are so far inside
3:25:59
of me i forgot that it existed for a second hold on i'm like correcting a little bit oh my god okay
3:26:06
the other one though the other one's escaping so is the egg going to lay eggs for easter this is the
3:26:12
weird type of thoughts that come into my head when i watch finster nice
3:26:19
it's funny you mentioned i've recently i don't think anyone guys would ask
3:26:24
i don't know if i should talk someone about it but i recently [ __ ] out a whole ostrich egg
3:26:32
right out of there the noise it made that's what it did
3:26:38
[ __ ] crazy couldn't even flush it it was bigger than that it was bigger than the you know the hole in the toilet that goes
3:26:44
like to the flush it was bigger [ __ ] crazy i had scrambled eggs for days
3:26:55
my dad found my femme clothes sat me down told me he doesn't give a f but
3:27:00
that other people might oh so to watch out where to express myself w father holy [ __ ] yeah w dad holy [ __ ]
3:27:08
that's awesome i thought that was gonna go so wrong my god
3:27:15
that's cool yeah w dad can we get a w for that guy's dad or that girl's that i don't know
3:27:20
identify us like can we get a w guys is a gender neutral term
3:27:25
but uh [ __ ] w father bro that's sick where'd you get the outfit someone made
3:27:30
it and shipped it to me i have no idea where it came i i if you go to the very first stream i have it i
3:27:36
might have given like a shout out to the store that made it but i've completely forgotten exclamation mark real story
3:27:42
can we make one for that exclamation mark real story and it's just [ __ ]
3:27:47
oh the real story i make more money as a girl than i do as an mc youtuber really that's the command
3:27:54
the real stuff okay nice that is untrue by the way i do not i make more
3:28:02
as a minecraft youtuber but only slightly but only just
3:28:08
just enough to still justify doing it if i'm making like
3:28:14
actually you know what's a nuts thing i've taken oh actually no i'm not gonna tell you about that um
3:28:20
dude is the gender neutral term agreed this knife is so cool agreed though
3:28:26
it's only blue knife i have actually i do own other blue knives but not as vibrant as this um
3:28:32
oh my god the bot has a lot of commands oh damn brattle hey brattle bro hey [ __ ]
3:28:39
thanks for the fire this is rattle thank you why'd you remove the command
3:28:51
wait he changed it the new command is
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for the real story i make more money as a girl than i do on mc youtube finn 2020 you just removed it and then added the
3:29:02
same thing back garbage and wrong
3:29:09
garbage and wrong there was a typo oh it's still wrong in garbage
3:29:15
honestly if you streamed more you'd make more as a girl
3:29:20
maybe but here's the thing if i did more youtube videos i'd make more
3:29:26
oh as a guy thank you for the thank you actually i just i do want you guys to
3:29:31
know thank you for the thank you spotlight holy [ __ ] the uh jesus that's a lot um the first 10
3:29:39
you've ever given [ __ ] yeah um yeah uh i do want you guys to know that if i use this time to just make
3:29:46
minecraft videos i would vastly i would make a lot more as a doing minecraft
3:29:51
videos than doing this but i do this anyway just
3:29:58
i don't know it grew me up it got me a lot of followers on twitter what can i say
3:30:04
[Music] oh good stuff but yeah i mean because you like it no
3:30:13
i did just gain a lot of followers from it and it's good to have like multiple avenues i didn't want to be stuck in just doing minecraft so
3:30:20
it's worth it to me to continue doing it because it's fun i have some fun doing it sure
3:30:26
whatever it's fun follow you follow erhart k-e-k-w oh thank you so much
3:30:32
it's fun okay but but
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it's but it's mainly it's mainly a business it's mainly business reasons minecraft could go down at any point but
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i being hot as [ __ ] will live forever and will always look like this and never
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change i will look like this for the rest of my life it's far more as everyone knows looks
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don't fade minecraft fades how long's minecraft been around huh
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not even that long how long has how long have how long have i been dressing like a girl decades forever
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probably so
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i will always look like this always and forever slushy knife in the mirror
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finn lock eyes with camera
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what does that do always bet on fake boober do you sleep with the titties on no i don't you just said with your tits on but i change it
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mentally to titties no i don't because they'll break eventually i think like if i slept with these things on they'd just
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like break i think they just wouldn't look they just would like i don't know i'll like flip and roll over on them
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plus they'd be on mc video didn't get you a full wardrobe that's also a lot of money
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what i'm confused i mean
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yeah i can't i'm not gonna go explain my finances to you but it would
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i'm sure you can calculate it somehow but most of it probably not
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i would design you the most fire merch you've ever seen and i do it for free because you're a vibe and i fw it
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messes around twitter then but no i like paying people for stuff i feel like i pay people i over pay
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people like uh so that eyelash tech um was like adamant on me not paying her
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for the for she so she uh like she did my eyelashes then she updated them to make them bigger and
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then didn't want to be paid for it which is insane it's like [ __ ] it's like [ __ ] 50 bucks or some [ __ ]
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per one but 50 pounds so i paid her again because my god she went in twice the hard-working [ __ ] that she
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is uh i know her instagram but i can't remember and the um dude the uh i
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i need to find a good designer so in all fairness [ __ ] [Music] she's so nice true
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but i'm not sure dude that's the thing i don't know i've got this weird situation now do i go back to her or do i go to
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millie stuff who do i go to for it
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how does this always end up in fanboy finance chat i don't know i don't know i'm sorry
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anyway um do another twirl i can do a very very slow twirl i can do an extremely slow sp
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i i wouldn't even call it 12. i'd call it turning around i need to stand up slower
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there's i'm going to get him [ __ ] i'm going to get in [ __ ] again if i keep doing this oh my god
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um one minute i'm just moving things off of the ground
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so i don't [ __ ] anything up oh hey
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do you like my thick thighs new guys
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did you know i recently showed my balls to stream today or very almost did so wow look at the
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outfit so cool hi
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bet ryan alley's never won a skirt that [ __ ] short and definitely he shouldn't uh
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good lord could be thicker that's the sorry we've worked out that
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2.2 million pounds after after tax over the course of two years is enough for me to do hrc which is a hundred thousand
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pounds per month after tax so if anyone has an extra income of a hundred thousand pounds after tax hit me
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up i will get you [ __ ] 20 thicker thighs so just
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as an fyi to continue w dad's story told me that
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mom would also be supportive in the end but more leaning towards normal and more
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old school so more difficult for her decided not to tell her yet and now he helps me with packages and stuff.really
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blessed with him oh [ __ ] yeah i mean yeah i mean as far as things go that's
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pretty [ __ ] solid good good w dad and potentially w mum
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but it took took a while it might take a while wait would you do hrt for money
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yeah [ __ ] there's not a lot i wouldn't do for money
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for the love of god add a basic set of emotes you are near a half million followers and we have like three emotes
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to use maybe maybe i'll do it i like the scuffness of it
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you heard him boys for a hundred thousand pounds a month after tax that equates to
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oh we already did the math on this didn't we dude it's [ __ ] crazy that that turned five million into uh five million into
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um that that would be so yeah two hundred thousand dollars a
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month two hundred thousand dollars a month after everything turns into a hundred thousand pounds a month so yeah two
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hundred thousand dollars a month and i will do it me
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holy [ __ ] there is right look at this very cute
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gimme i'm not going to do any spare work for it though that's the other thing
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drop the off yeah i i could i could drop an off and and not make that much but you know i could make a lot of money but
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i'm there's no shot i'd make that much money for two years
3:36:45
it's not fins nsfw yeah dude finnshotfin.shop did finn.shop
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that's the website that you should go to
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oh certain stuff i saw think i have ones that people have
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made i just haven't like used them i don't know how
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you're underestimating eliminating makes 600k a month illinois does like porn though
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i'm not gonna get railed you know
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i'm not sure the uh i don't think that's a good option for me i don't know
3:37:29
i reckon i would think that what uh yeah i should do this
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i would say that uh i might do it but i don't think of it as being a thing anytime soon
3:37:54
wait can you check live stream clips on discord sure
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is there oh there is [ __ ] yeah rynelli can do that that's a crazy
3:38:07
[ __ ] right now they can do a better twirl very true because i'm not gonna
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i don't plan on getting banned the uh i guess i really just need to get some safety safety uh safety shorts
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but very fast and good twirl i guess good lord
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i'll leave more to the imagination what can i say
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hell yeah okay sorry i'm doing my real life
3:38:56
my friend in real life i was just [ __ ] i went to his wedding i was one of the groomsmen in his wedding and he just sent me a picture she sent me a
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picture of my thumbnail with that like and just dot dot don't talk don't
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talk about don't talk about it let it be let it be
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leave it let let me do my job
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don't talk about it it's fine don't talk about my the fact that i've click-baited my fake titties
3:39:32
[ __ ] i'm hungry okay now i'm gonna eat healthy today i've been eating very badly recently i get i i gained like two
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kilograms lost a k lost two kilograms then gained two then gained one kilogram
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like in the course of the last few weeks the uh because i keep like losing weight seeing a good number and then being like nearly
3:39:51
two years wow wow wow wow
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wow wow wow wow wow wow
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wow wow wow wow wow
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nice thank you thanks for the thanks for the 23-month sub
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that's so that's so sweet of you owen wilson in chat yeah anyway about
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eating healthy i'm gonna have a chocolate uh
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these are my favorite man like to the point where nothing else even compares maybe a buena bueno is a pretty [ __ ]
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seller but ferrara russia did these [ __ ] so great
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no top tier
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make a 200 000 don't i go okay
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guys hrt for a month don't know goal 200 000 it's only going to be up for a month
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though just fyi you only got a month to fill it no can you can do it
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shall i set it up
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i bet you they can do it stuff i don't know why you're downing them
3:41:26
all the people all the people that are actually donated saying no the rest of chat saying yeah do it
3:41:32
they're not going to give any money to it 2 million sub goal year what
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i doubt them more than i doubt you me too oh my god
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not worth i know that's why i said it um
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lord anyway damn i look great i always run into this thing where i'm kind of out of energy to
3:41:58
stream but i look so good that i don't want to stop streaming it happens all the time
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but i've gotta because i'm not providing any content to you chat and
3:42:08
you know i've taken some photos maybe i'll take some more god knows
3:42:18
but it is time to end i think it is time to go so if you like this youtube video subscribe
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hit the notification bell comment whatever have i ever done an outro for
3:42:31
any of these hi youtube oh hey john's getting involved too hey youtube [ __ ] uh go subscribe go
3:42:38
watch the next one look at old chat there's so not chat go buy my merch it's gonna be out in like a few days so uh
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sleep well what do i do now oh
3:42:54
i love being a youtuber it's the easiest job i didn't even move i didn't even move a muscle
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i'll start my stream a bit sooner next time but boys i'm going to go take some hot and sexy photos
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and uh go to sleep and probably get this course enough
3:43:14
i have like a good outfit that i get changed into solid skirt and cropped up and that's my nighttime outfit now
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i know oh my god okay don't clip that
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bye boys i'll see you next one look at my cute bunny is all right bye boys bye
3:43:32
i can always do tos [ __ ] at the very end look at my titties wow bye