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high [Music]
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f1 n5t les gang
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wow holy cow [Music]
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what
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oh and by the way you guys don't really think that i can i i get 4
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500 viewers on a stream and then don't uh have a goddamn like 10 to 20 minute before period we're
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definitely doing that i just want to see what happens however i have learned a fun fact i can actually find better
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music [Music] look
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[Music] apparently i am allowed to play uh
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there's no better music apparently i'm allowed to play like uh baby no money but i don't know why
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but i am but i'm gonna let this play first
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[Music]
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oh [ __ ] stop already posted the link he already did the discord thing [Music]
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let's go 21 months park
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you're busy doing that i still oh sorry i am actually supposed to be doing something i'm doing my makeup right now still um i i'm in a more normal dress
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you know something something something classy i think but more normal more subdued you know
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uh less dangerous
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tree i have a couple finishing touches on makeup though
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oh damn oh what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] why now why now but thank you
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that's very nice of you you can wait like a minute though like
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one minute you know oh oh more like four when like four
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i don't know wait a little bit and then i'll be on camera it'd be awesome
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okay i'm gonna do a bit of makeup that i haven't done in ages because i've got a little bit of time now i'm gonna do some eye shadow
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i'm thinking like this bronzy sort of one
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[Music]
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was there supposed to ain't a pic posted last night or bimbo brain go brr
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oh [ __ ] i just kind of figured i'd just update you on days that i wasn't
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one more month until two full years of being subbed
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two full years of me dumbing [ __ ] yeah 13 months park
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oh
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one of these days
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hold on boys i'm adding some glitter give me a minute
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it's a really similar makeup style to what i used
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three months strong how many more left heart
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decades decades [Music]
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as soon as i move house i'm gonna go based on it it's gonna be a season
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ten more seasons of finster dressing as a woman
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[Music] amazing how taboo changed into a hot bunny girl d
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i know right i still don't quite believe it [Music]
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i'm so [ __ ] 20 months pogba and i'm going to cosplay as death for a convention in july and i will have
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makeup on and everything this is going to be my first time dressing as a girl
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good luck to me i guess [ __ ] yeah good luck dude
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oh i thought of such a good counter argument by the way oh i'll do it chat done anything interesting in the
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past 15 minutes while waiting for this gremlin it's been 11 actually it's only
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been 11. did you get the eyelashes fixed into the earpiece i'm down there but i got the
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eyelashes fixed
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when you get the air repairs because i woke up at 6 00 pm
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and i figured you'd more want to stream to me to go do that and then not stream today i'll fix my sleep schedule i'll do
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it i do after i at least promise you that it won't be during like the guy period okay
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[Music]
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oh [ __ ] [Music]
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[ __ ] boys i do have to pick a necklace
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[ __ ] what do you think hold on i need to find like some [Music]
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necklace again i do promise it is worth the wait every single time i do this it is worth it when have i ever when have i
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ever been wrong have you ever doubted to be champ
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have i ever lied to you [Music]
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you always say that and i'm always right
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when have i ever chat i wouldn't do that to you my special
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boys my gamers i would never lie
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but she never lied once
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[Music]
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what about the girls in chat i said gamers gamers is definitely gender neutral
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i don't know what you mean [Music]
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i'm just making sure i look i'm just making sure i look good for you on our date today
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okay i'm about ready i'm about good i do have to i do have to i am missing one thing though i am missing one thing
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i do need to do lips [ __ ] i feel like i'm missing like something on the makeup and i don't know what the [ __ ] it is
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and i also haven't seen myself so it could look dog [ __ ] gamers oh my god i can't even say that
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what if there are none gamers there are no non-gamers in the audience we'd already like hunted them out
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they're no longer around everyone here is a gamer
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time is running so fast as fool fun okay boys you forgot the orange lip oh
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[ __ ] that okay boys i'm uh i'm here i'm i'm ready i'm doing cow what the [ __ ] cow be quiet
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quiet cow listen i'm here i'm done i'm done i'm ready are you ready there's
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nothing super special i i i do look pretty [ __ ] hot though as always may i add anyway um i do need to do my lips
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i need to do the lipstick we're not i'm not ready okay we're gonna wait for that guy oh [ __ ] i put something in the airfryer
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oh oh [ __ ] hold on let me go on straight one minute
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uh ah [ __ ] i left it in the air fry for a snack but it's [ __ ] oh
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hi there i left something in my air fryer i left a healthy healthy vegetarian snack in my airfryer
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and it's gonna i've remembered it it's gonna go cold bro i i checked on it
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but i was doing my makeup and i was like i'll have it late i'll have it and then i was like oh but i want to wear this
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dress and i couldn't find the dress and then i and then i left the food in the airfryer now it's gonna go cold and i'm gonna
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have to reheat it in an airfryer and it's gonna lose moisture because it's an airfryer
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[ __ ] go get it no it's going to be cold i don't want it it's going to be gross
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i know what it is though it's these like corn do you want to see what i want to see what i air fried it's so stupid
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anyway boys how do you like the makeup by the way i am pretty [ __ ] i think the hot i think
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the eyeshadow was pretty [ __ ] solid weirdly i thought it was gonna go wrong but it's all right
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it's the like glittery one i used to do it looks kind of orange on camera but it ain't it's like bronze anyway
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um was skin so flawless can you sit bruh look at my chest it's
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terrible but um
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i do need to do lipstick or not i don't know see as learned in the livestream i think
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it does look kind of good more natural mmm looking very natural very pretty great the food hold on i do need to go
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get the food where we mentioned you on the stream oh no no he did a lot more than mention me on the stream he [ __ ]
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saw my [ __ ] and balls see you today oh hi yeah
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hey how are you chad you doing good thanks for the subscription the 11 months up and then [ __ ] oh my
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god you for the 30 yes bk [ __ ] the 13 month sub bobby's
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reaction was hilarious yeah will be some will be no he will be almost saw my um still my [ __ ] and ball
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he should really be more careful about that i think um you've mastered the no makeup look let's go
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i know anyway get the food hold on i need to go get some food from my i need to go get some food for my
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effort but you can see my my dress and my my hold on let me get them in in frame my um
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cool uh thigh highs that will be on sale soon
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all right let me go one minute also i was gonna wear a belt with this but like
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because my waistline is [ __ ] cracked right now but like it wouldn't look good with the zip alright
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oh god oh god
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jesus christ oh god i couldn't find a plate
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i grabbed some salt i figured i needed some seasoning i couldn't find a plate
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so it's i had a bite of it it ain't good
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hmm that's the driest thing on earth trap oh chad gun
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there's a dry [ __ ] on earth this is the like vegetarian equivalent
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just eating raw chicken breast this sucks
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i hope being hey i hate being healthy
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this shit's rough
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but it's got like all of this [ __ ] like 200 calories crazy
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um
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that's hot bro i'm using muscles to swallow like i'm really trying
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all my work is too serious now to follow you live oh no
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oh giant that was 16 months up though but that sucks will we get more fan service in the form
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of scripted wardrobe malfunction today it can't [ __ ] happen
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i mean i've got this i do have this there is a zip going down but this is about all i can offer you the scripted
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wardrobe malfunction is this zip but what's up
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um i reckon it could look good if i did that
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what do you think mommy a little bit more a little bit more
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a little bit more mommy behavior this sucks i don't like this at all
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someone's told me you need food to live though my food is really dry i know i'll make
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it dryer by adding salt to it
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it's great i love it it's um
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there's no redeeming qualities about this i don't even know what it's made out of it's got a lot of protein this thing is
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just a brick of protein like this is basically like i mean it looks kind of good
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it's okay mushroom yeah it's made out of mushroom i think but like it looks it's kind of chickeny
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you know like you know the inside of it it's kind of chickeny tricky looking thing
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i love you so much oh my god
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ah it's moist cardboard not gonna slide in wobby's dms damn you are loyal to kyle
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he said he wanted to actually he did say that he wanted to see it [Music]
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so i could i could dm him i think he follows me a year ago i sent you a lot of polish memes
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you loved the polish cow it became a main meme fun fact the cypress guy who
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made this song lives eight kilometers from me xd i realized him trans girl are you proud
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of my mo [Music] my mom very i'm sure isa could help you exercise
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your swallowing muscles in if you ask nicely
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it's the opposite this is my training i'm good
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what does he follow me on twitter pay money whoever paid you for that airfryer product placement is crying in the fetal
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position right now ninja poor ninja he follows me i don't follow him
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so i mean i'm just saying that's some thirsty [ __ ] wobby i'm just saying
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i'll follow him i'm following him i'll dm him oh he dm me his knockout he's down his
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green suited bullet okay let me see i'll dm him i'll say hey [Music]
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oh my god hey what should i say how do i flirt i need game chat
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it's very rare that i uh that i talk to that i speak to men i try and avoid them at all costs what
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do i do what do i do chat i need to have some sort of some form of strategy for flirting
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hello i don't know that i don't know if i can pull that off
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not thinking of you
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how are you doing i'm doing solid how are you doing by the way
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and so okay let me give you an episode i i've completely sidetracked this stream should have had an intro i have com i
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have been grinding away at girl month girly girl monday bimbo whatever you want to call it i this [ __ ] has been
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rough i can't lie like the the a lot of the rules
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i didn't realize the small change in them how [ __ ] effective they would be at annoying me like d-cup titties
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terrible waking up at 6 p.m isn't grinding it's not like i go to sleep at 12 p.m or 12 a.m i go to sleep at like
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[ __ ] 6 am bro like i'm still awake the whole day i'm just on a different clock
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there's a pain i dude the p it's like the thing like people say they wait when they're all
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i'm grinding i'm waking up at 4am yeah but you're sleeping at seven it doesn't in fact
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it's the same amount of hours if my mommy is proud i'm proud to time for east region time for your daily
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estrogen dose it's in your cereal this time how do you can you
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i'm gonna start a million dollar business where it's just estrogen in normal products like it's cereal laced
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with estrogen it's a chicken breast
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laced with testosterone blockers you know [ __ ] like that i'll corner the trans
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this sucks i will corner the trans marker
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you should buy an even bigger pair of fake tea gold biddies and wear a mega milk shirt over them i have bigger these
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are not the biggest size i have bigger these are just insane
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this sucks i suck so bad
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[Music] ugh tell him you wanna get him out of his
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green morph suit and a cage for cbt what the [ __ ] okay the first bit was
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good i didn't get the last bit
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there that's pretty good that's a good line the milk can have estrogen in it oh [ __ ]
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breast milk someone must have done that someone must have made like a breast milk company amaranth maybe i don't know
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it's gotta have happened is it normal if i want to wank to this i
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have no idea what wanking is that's strange is that some weird american word wank
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that's i don't know what that means never heard it before i should i should grind up a pill and
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take oh i know you can get them in like every [ __ ] form reese's is like a gel or
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something she like like a lotion she spreads on her arm it [ __ ] makes her into a woman that's some crazy [ __ ] i
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don't even know that's possible you can like just listen there's there's a there's a super villain out there
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that their whole job is like putting estrogen on the palm of their hand and then just shaking as many people's hands
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they possibly can that's a super villain move
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you shake the wrong guy's hand you wake up with titties
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good [Music] sounds like a hero
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hmm
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so westfield overrated
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it's so incredibly bad i've only made it through 100 calories worth buddy i need to have it
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i need to get it i can't i i need my i need my macros i need to hit my macros boys i have my
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protein in anyway oh [ __ ] anyway you can hear how dry it is through you
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chewing it's just crunchy yeah no um
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oh my god my yeah [ __ ] it's uh uh
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i've been grinding this [ __ ] away i've been trying so hard like i don't think i
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know some of you know this d cups are rough to live with and i'm wearing it's not even like i think i've
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got it i've got it worse than rank than women with d cups because i'm wearing a brow with them all the time like these
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are these stick out quite a fair bit and i would consider i already have at least some
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like like i already have like some chest muscle right so i would say it's a little bit extra because they're on top
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of it right i don't know what it counts as half an a cup i've got like a d and half an a cup
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you know because that's how they're measured i guess you know so i'm do i think it's harder i think i
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think i'm having a harder time than most than actual real women with d cup tits okay
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i have d plus i've double d's the back pain i have had no back pain
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so i've been wearing these for one week zero back pain all women are wimps
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terrible they're all lying to you i've worn it for a whole week
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and that and what they go oh i've lived my entire life with d cup titties you wouldn't know i do and there's no
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difference and i have no back pain easy you can always quit if you want no starving java and stun uh we all said a
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bit uh and i'm not um are you wearing a wire thing or just soul tree
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oh no i'm not wearing a wire thing these are just these are just titties i grew them um but i am not wearing that like
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metal thing but the um couldn't worry about this
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your tits weigh less they do not wear you less i feel like real ones weigh way less what are you getting tell wubby you
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have a cake waiting for him in your microwave what does that even mean
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microwave microwaving cakes man what the [ __ ]
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no homo but like take me out to dinner ahaha listen jerry
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listen jerry why do you want to go for a date at least well would you actually check where would you take me on a date will
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be likes microsoft stream idea react to wobby's newest video it does involve the uk affair bit
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[ __ ] should i though we'll be i will be oh should i show you robbie's reaction let me say i'll find
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him in the council chat because admittedly what the [ __ ] is being sent in this chat
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uh let me see
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i found it look look this was so f this was during while
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i was streaming by the way i can't believe it's already been five months
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three more months just got broken up with
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[Music] 24 months already
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listen how do i i've got so many men after me all at one point i can't cope with another one there's been so many
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there's been so many allegedly uh have wives and girlfriend streamers
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that want to see my [ __ ] and balls okay i'm not going to say no but like it
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is kind of it's an interesting fact no one i'm going to message him
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heard you wanted to see my eggs
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hmm i'll stand that let's see i'll see if i get a response
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i'll see if i get a response from mr wobby okay right
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dude the egg indeed both of them oh my god
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nobody actually missing yeah he follows me he followed me on twitter i don't know when he did but he did i'm not sure
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if it was during the stream but i hadn't noticed so i i follow him back i'll i'll see if he'd say clearly 14 months wtf am
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i doing here and i heard he's got a lot of he's got a lot of money there's a lot of uh he does a lot of reaction streams a lot of
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donations coming in you know oh wait i do want to know well okay this
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genuine question where would you take me on a date if you could take me on a date where would you take me it's got to be a good answer
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by the way this me deciding whether i date any of you
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that is gaming gaming where what game that also is really highly dependent
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paintballing [ __ ] good answer dude i'm f dude i went paintball tattoo
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someone's a local uh i dude i went to it when i the only time i've ever been paintballing was so
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[ __ ] i've been a few times now it's been really fun i really want to try airsoft though i know a couple people
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said airsoft applebee's can someone explain this i hear like a
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few restaurants in in america and i can't tell if they're like looked down upon or not like olive garden sounds
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like a piece of [ __ ] but apparently it's good same with uh someone else someone said it cheesecake factory um
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then when there was another one texas [ __ ] steakhouse or texas roadhouse or some [ __ ] like that i can't
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tell if those are the ones that look down upon or not is
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[ __ ] [ __ ] take a italian oh god initiate cheesecake factory is good hell yeah
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texas roadhouse ah [ __ ] yeah boated goated texas roadhouse is there any good vegetarian places is
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there any good place where i don't have to eat meat i'd take you to nando's heston blumenthal would be wasted on you
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i've never even heard of it nando's sucks though even this vegetarian sucks but just
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generally nando's ah [ __ ] what the [ __ ] sorry i'm late what did i miss why do
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you always donate in large sums you can do the minimums like [ __ ] three bucks you can give three dollars instead of 25
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think about how many you could have gifted think about how much money you could how many times you could have messages you could put in if you did
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three dollars at a time what's three uh 25 divided by three
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seven six
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six you could six times boy hooters eight times even
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eight times yeah eight eight times oh uh
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it's it's annoying that no one even bothered stone i feel like if that had a bit more steam would take you to a local bar in
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christian town good christian girl like you i will wear my i will i will fashion one
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of my necklaces into an upside down cross i'll do it not to hate on religion or anything i
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just think it'd be funny crossdresser walking in with a [ __ ]
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upside-down cross i'll start a good or maybe not in america in the uk maybe in america i'd
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be very scared
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in america maybe not in america maybe they've got um maybe they've got some
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instruments of destruction isn't that thing i don't know why i'm not allowed to own
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a nuke in america because that was their rule right you can just own whatever you want anything
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where's the choke at the church a choke is bad the choker's not christian no why
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uk is terrified terrifying it's not safe either i yeah i'm gonna move to a nail removal
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appointment god no these are like [ __ ] stella they've not actually grown out that fast
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either look at this hold on look at my nails and look at my quiet nails
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that's so cool they're pink though they're very ins insanely very very very pink
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they've got little flowers can you see like between these things is all like this flower print like with two gold stripes on the side
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very cool i like them did i post a photo of them i did i did i
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reposted one is it dude like judas
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i mean it's you know jude i wouldn't have done that to the poor
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guy seems like he had some good things going on son of god and all that i wouldn't have
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done that i'm not the same i don't know if you guys are invested in the whole like
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star sign [ __ ] here's how the day would go gun range in the morning lunch and
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archery at my house we could spend a few hours getting dolled up and then for dinner and drinks we'd go to perch in
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downtown los angeles after that but hey louie for dessert
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oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] have you tried the zero latency vr
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arcade in birmingham not to go together no
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i have not tried it but that sounds cool what would that also what i thought it's mostly all zero latency
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huh yeah you can own a nuke here smiley face oh that's cool as [ __ ]
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i'm so down for that the [ __ ] uh that's our whole day of activities though that's a long long day
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gun range in the morning i'm just waking up it take you bowling then to this cute
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little desert place in my town that sounds
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that sounds a little serial killery a little bit we'll go bowling and then i'll take you into the middle of a desert some places
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you have to ask to get meat at restaurants so vegetarian is the default
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oh [ __ ] that's cool oh [ __ ] that's kind of neat
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that's kind of nifty as a trans girl what are your secrets to look so feminine uh so far i've learned less is more
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and you've literally just got to get used to your face [ __ ] like i can't really do much to
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like [ __ ] around like change my i can exercise but i refuse to i can't really change my body up right but i can make
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my face look like whatever the [ __ ] i want with makeup uh i'll take you up the date
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it's a mix thank you for the 13 months up i didn't understand but i take you up for the
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date what the what the [ __ ] um but yeah no the
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serial killers can be romantic no dude you just gotta learn makeup toward like to to go with your face like as i said
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the reason why i've got so much of an issue with like certain types of makeup like really dark makeup is i just don't
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think it suits me i think it looks just straight up bad i don't like it oh what the [ __ ]
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so i tend not to wear it but i go more light colors because i am pale and pasty as [ __ ] and it works better with lighter
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colors than darker colors what the [ __ ] barrel rider
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what the [ __ ] thank you why did you mean like that no
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what a load of these fake wearable tickle bitties on ebay
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that's a that's a that's a solid link that i can't even click on
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but cool yeah i mean i can't i mean i've seen some giant
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tickle bitties i've found some giant bobs there are like zed cup ones that you can get shall
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i show you i mean i can't show you technically but i can show you part of
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it do you want to see him look at this oh the [ __ ] so giant bro
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roy and your site is [ __ ] nuts they cater to everyone
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uh let's see
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where can i find where can i find work and i find can i just search the zed cup
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these [ __ ] are going to be crazy who found him yo the zero latency vr place near me has a
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full room and gun tracking corp sci-fi shooter it's insanely fun with friends
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sorry i found a thing that's really cool is that cup yeah look at this i found
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one hold on can i paste it oh come on let me paste it
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like that oh come on buddy i just want to see the boobs hold on
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oh you're kidding me do i have to save this image i can save as hold on well maybe if it's not an art board i can do
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it i made a new one that's not an artboard why is it being weird
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oh board no but it still makes me an art board
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why is it being weird
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let me paste the titties i just want to sh
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how hard is it i just want to show chat some fake boobs hold on
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it's a thing i can do it okay i did it it's just on a weird-ass canvas
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okay look at this [ __ ] chat look at this here's what you can buy from their site
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these these like you can tell their backs bent
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carrying the sheer [ __ ] weight of them god
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god that is [ __ ] crazy right like look they usually stop here but
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like clearly they have to carry some weight like their arms are [ __ ] straining
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holding this look at that [ __ ] straining holding this [ __ ] up look at the [ __ ] stress they must be
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under the natural face they're trying to pull [ __ ] i want to see i want to see an
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actual like like someone fully wearing that hold on there's no pics of it but i
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really want to [ __ ] see someone just [ __ ] waiting you can't even dude you can't even buy
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it with silicone so that it's only like lighter you can only get them like
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filled with like basically air and some cotton because imagine those like [ __ ] silicone filled they just
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wouldn't support their own white [ __ ] square cube law or destroy them my god
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that is i found the side view could you please give me the middle
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finger me and the buddy keep sending each other pictures of you flipping off the camera and i need some new material
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we've got so many more hold on i gotta just show you the side view i've gotta like center it though so hold on
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there you go that's a solid one uh i just gotta censor some nips
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just gonna center a couple nips okay ready do a chelsea charms cosplay with those
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oh
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bro this is a whole of the human on you that's [ __ ] crazy
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there's a company that makes full silicone six kilograms each jesus [ __ ] christ
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yeah that's yeah okay so there's apparently a lot on amazon
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but why why would you want this why would you want that
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oh wait this one does make it with silicone gel filled for some reason that doesn't affect the
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price oh it does it's 700 dollars 856 dollars 115 okay 860 it is
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versus with cotton it is 300. that's you're paying 300 in just silicone
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[ __ ] hell
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that is [ __ ] mental sorry i was busy i'm busy looking at titties my bad
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yeah it's gonna have my logo emblazoned on it zed cups for sub girl no
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no i'm not paying nearly a thousand dollars i'm not paying nearly a thousand dollars
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to get zed cup titties whoo i mean
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for the for the right amount of donor gold but yeah your uh livestream fails clips almost the 2000 up votes nice i'm glad
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2 000 up votes have been put to almost seeing my [ __ ] and ball that was dude i don't think you quite
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realize how lucky that was like dude i after i was so after the stream
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ends i usually wear it for like i usually wear an outfit for another like hour half an hour and then like while
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i'm doing some work because i've always got [ __ ] to do so i'm like oh [ __ ] i go back i do things i'm still in the outfit
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which is almost a little bit funny that i'm just doing normal work just dressed in a full bunny outfit i don't take
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anything off yet and then i'll like go and like see if i can take a photo something like that but dude by the time i got to like i was
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done with everything like and i could actually see myself take a photo for twitter or something dude i [ __ ] it would have been if i
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moved my leg even slightly one ball would have you know just do it it would have been so easy
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had to duck out midstream yesterday what did you think of the chinese crossdresser streamer
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uh uh we were largely confused we couldn't tell if they were a real human
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it almost could have been cg rendered almost
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uh do you [Music]
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but oh my god can i even show any of this everything in this chat jesus christ
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anyway but yeah we couldn't tell if they were real or not because their face was all morphy and strange you're welcome for my uh live stream post yeah helen
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[ __ ] farming those up votes good you're welcome on the uh 2000 free
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upvotes i'm gonna take credit for all of that by the way you're welcome is your hair real
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yeah you can tell because of how not good it is
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it's okay it's solid i've got like a random couple gray hairs every now and like see this
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is like lighter every now and then a couple like gray hairs pop up
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god face real hair real fake everything else those nuclear
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warheads look disgusting do you envision yourself breastfeeding the whole chat hun how about some nice hr titties
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instead smile hr tillies that's very good
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uh yeah no i'm okay i'm good i'm all right maybe not
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i'm okay i'm gonna if i if no i'm okay i don't wanna have i don't wanna envision having
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to freeze sperm and and [ __ ] turn into a woman maybe not heel strike i don't have any heels on i don't want to
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have to freeze any of my calm dude i prefer it warmer looking tastes better that way
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um thank you um anyway
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yeah i don't think it's for me
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what do you think this is oh you think my mouth's so dry all the
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time
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was the one of um it's a cannabis it's a straight it's a can i basically i crushed up a bunch of uh marisa's hrt
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pills put them into my water supply so i can just have it throughout the day you know
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really go hard on that oh my god
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now the motherfucker's calling i'm thinking bob's for sub goal and you have to wear a mega milk shirt if you can find one
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online mega milk shirt i don't know what i don't know what that is
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i'm sorry my titties coming out i don't know what that is phone leak oh
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oh my god it's my internet banking passwords all on my phones
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come on but i mean come on dude it's better objectively objectively
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but they both need to be good one cannot take away from the other it's a bit of a i'd call it like more
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zero-sum game is that not the right way to put it i'd say it's like um
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one must at least be acceptable you know you can't have like no titties
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but a crazy ass you know or even the other way around because then you look imbalanced you know the
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streamer is a real person and it is his real face with no surgical enhancements
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just that a lot of these streamers in china use their phone camera because the app is on mobile only so the quality is
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sometimes not too great well then why does their face change so much from like live stream to live stream like one that
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one one of their streams like they're much more like maybe they lost in game weight but like one of the times like their mouth is really wide and their jaw
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is really small and then the other one it's like way more normal in a different camera angle and they swap to like this
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crazy good like lighting setup and everything and then it's i don't know i don't know app ai changes every time yeah i don't
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know dude i'm just sorry amaranth has a better breastplate uh
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yeah because they're real well i don't know if they're real but you
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know what i mean like it's a it's at least it's at least not um you know it's
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i don't want listen amaranth's cool i don't wanna i don't i don't wanna i don't wanna
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i don't wanna i don't wanna uh rubber the wrong way i don't that's a weird phrasing i don't
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wanna i don't want to upset amaranth i want to move let me let's move on
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oh wow the cool chat poll going on are you an ass man or a boobs man boobs man god
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[ __ ] that went bad hers are in hers are not interchangeable
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exactly hers amaranth cannot take hers off at the end of the day
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that's how i will put it that's that's yup
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have you seen the new thor film trailer i'm super hype hype hype hi bonjour sign
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no woman
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woman thought
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[Music] am i allowed to watch it am i loud
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can i watch it i really want to watch it like now this is going to bug me if i don't
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it's jane yeah i didn't know she was like oh [ __ ]
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i'll go for the first one okay i'm gonna watch it i wanna watch it
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come on camera [ __ ] do do something interesting
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these hands were once used for battle now they're about humble tools for peace
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[Music]
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live in the moment [Music]
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my superheroing days are over [Music]
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[Applause] remember what i told you
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you ever feel lost just look into the eyes of the people that you love
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[Music] not me
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what just listening
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[Music] oh
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[ __ ] wait is it a different like universe or some [ __ ] because
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there's a woman woman thought that jack james whatever finn forgets dmc excess i don't care
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oh this is a great muted i don't care it's just gonna get muted i don't care you're wait this is a live stream we're
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all about live here um whoa [Music]
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that's cool as [ __ ] amaranths are most definitely not real they are much better
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since the second op though oh i have i have no idea i don't keep up with amaranth's ops
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um wait but that's the [ __ ] mjolnir's around i'm you know
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no yes me on there in the main marvel universe now right but who homestead why is it like cracked
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and [ __ ] too you know what's that like it's cracked interesting
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it looks oh that's cool so he's gonna have like a moment of like [ __ ] working out to
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get the [ __ ] fat suit off also this clip was really cool i only
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have one yeah look the whole like [ __ ] going on the bridge for with the bright
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oh [ __ ] that's cool i [ __ ] with this this is neat
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it's really eighties though it's not a woman maybe they just finster 2.0
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uh i highly doubt that um norse mythology puck yeah
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why is marvel really leaning into the 80s thing though with uh with thor and guardians
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very 80s indeed i guess it makes sense he's like with the guardians and everything so that's cool female thought
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cosplay hell no i am not that talented but very [ __ ] cool all right you mean
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oh sorry you meant the thor thing i thought you meant amaranth i thought you would uh [ __ ] anyway
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ham was picked up before ragnarok when you guys weren't you guys weren't doing time heist
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yeah yeah no i know they have mjolnir but why is it like cracked and [ __ ] they had like a bunch of
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cracks in it they glue it back together against the original and they glue it back together again
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they also have the new one you have to see doctor strange when is that coming out
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also someone else said i remember seeing a youtube thing oh [ __ ] it's out now what
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no it's may okay [ __ ] okay i was like jesus did i miss like 10 days
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of this super glue is hella good yeah i'm sure mjolnir and super glue are about the
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same level of strength 6th of may cool i go it says 6th of may wait do i get it
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a day early yo it's out the 5th in the uk oh [ __ ]
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yeah okay the uk releases one day early
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that's pretty cool that's pretty cool i think that's right
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don't book it oh you forgot about end game i did i don't know what the [ __ ] you sure it's not the time zones
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well it says that release date is the 6th of may in the us if i just google release date
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it says may 6 us real estate uk
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october 24th 2016. wow look at that
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may 5th yeah look at that may 5th may 5th we get it a day early i'm booking this
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[ __ ] ticket man uh this is during goal month though
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i already know this is during girl month because i know the fourth is as well [ __ ]
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we get it in the fifth as well oh lucky [ __ ] yeah norway gets it the fourth oh
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spoil it for the us uh yeah batman dies um what do i
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so what if it's in girl month i'm trying to limit the amount of time i spend outside for obvious obvious reasons
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because i don't like wearing heels [ __ ] going out the skirts and dress is fine but heels
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girls can watch marvel movies too you know that's very much that you very
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you you know that is not the reason why i don't want to go out on in in the spin mo month let me see
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uh i'm not gonna say what cinema i'm going to
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or i could that could be a very fun uh meet up
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but i figured that would be a bad idea bro don't wear heels
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i gotta do it i gotta do it
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okay should we girly flat shoes that's not the rules i don't want to lose this i don't want to lose this bet between me
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and stuff oh okay i found it
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okay let me see when like [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i want to go with someone else though
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or should i just go alone it's kind of weird going alone right i mean not really but a little bit right
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dresses wonder that would be one good way of like making it look less weird actually
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it's like dress like cosplaying one of the girl like wonder or something or like uh yeah
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then it would look like oh okay it's all good it's not just like a six foot five
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powerhouse of a man [ __ ] in in like a skirt and [ __ ]
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dressed as lady thor why would i dress as female thor to go see doctor strange
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goblins baby i'm in the u.s and it comes out on the
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fifth goddammit crossdresses jude thanks amaya
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sick for five okay six foot three in heels six foot four in heels
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shove your head ghost professor x now that i'm down for cosplay shave my head cosplayers pay
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money wobby um
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crush just knuckles good lord some of you have good ideas most of you don't
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oh gus johnson uploaded oh no he didn't oh [ __ ] that's jessica never mind i was gonna say oh that's gonna be interesting
1:01:10
um okay all right i'm not gonna book the tickets yep but i really wanna looking council chat for something let me see
1:01:17
whoa that's [ __ ] okay how can i describe that without showing it it's a giant boob in a field like i
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mean like like i don't mean like big like zed cup i mean like multiple stories
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like elephant sized or above but just one boob nice anyway
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dodge train's about fourth in norway you guys get it first they say in america it comes out the sixth take ruby with you i've done that
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before um i could always get uh charlie i'll ask charlie charlie's like the one the person i go to to go see marvel
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movies in all fairness um because in all she will is the only one
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that's gonna find this slightly less weird uh let me see
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charlie [Music] dr strange
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go with ruby and dress and the black widow sisters nope don't tell chat where you are going and just have fun
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call it a girl's day out nope
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nope oh let's see i just said uh duck strains 2 and then
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the date that i want to go on because i'm not going on the release date but
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you will never know don't think anyway let me see what would freeze up
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i am oh is this a girl month down oh no it's not okay
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okay so i'm still very much going on um inside of go month but you know
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not the actual day why is that a lot of that's a lot of time i've got left doing this
1:02:59
look at this is a lot of time right like like i would i this is going to be an accurate
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female thor cosplay for hype and use it on stream beforehand so it is a tax write-off
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that's cool oh my god one two three four five we're only
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wait a second no
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dude what what i got my i got my eyelashes did i say it wasn't starting
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i got my eyelashes done i was dressed as a girl for like those three days what
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did that not count what the [ __ ] did i say it was gonna are you gaslighting you're using chassis gasoline yeah
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what the [ __ ] you got like three extras two extras the 27th
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has it only been five days has it only been five days
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it feels like it's been weeks it feels like it's been so long oh she
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responded
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um
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god damn it [ __ ]
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what for she asked me if i'm
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just me if i'm free to go to like a house party on the oh 29th [ __ ] yeah i am
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sky month let's go i'm dressed like a guy there i am yeah [ __ ] yeah i was like dude i was about to
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say no because she asked me to go out somewhere on the 29th um and i was like um
1:04:54
i hope that doesn't line up to anything but uh yeah it's on uh [ __ ] guy mode let's go let's [ __ ] go
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don't forget you ended early for guy month what do you mean i ended early for diamond what do you
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mean you said it started on the 14th okay fine find it started on the 14th it just just it it does not feel like it's only
1:05:13
been four days and this is the fifth day it feels like it has been a very long time you know
1:05:20
maybe it's because i got the nails done really early and now she's done oh damn
1:05:27
oh [ __ ] thanks for this six give it subs thank you for the six that's gonna make me running an ad so much more bearable
1:05:33
bearable for most of you believe me i'm keeping track since you cannot be trusted yet i know
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damn we got a week and a half left look um
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oh oh no well okay just under a week in a little bit a week in two days
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it's because you're messed up sleep schedule a little bit
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i had i spent so the day so first day was this one i then spent a day the next day
1:06:04
recording a minecraft video which blood into this day which i slept through and then as soon as i woke up
1:06:09
did another stream 18 did another stream 19th i don't think i'm gonna do a stream tomorrow i don't think
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i don't think i think i've got something going on yes i do i've got something going on 19th
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and then 20th i'm seeing a house 21st i'm buying a thing for my birthday i'm having my
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birthday but that's also going to be a stream so the only day i'm not going to stream is the 19th that 20th 21st
1:06:35
and i have no other reason to not stream on these days but i might need to record another minecraft video so i could
1:06:41
stream like every day maybe besides like oh maybe besides like one or two
1:06:46
so it should be streaming quite a bit i'm going to knock out this [ __ ] 10 streams so fast
1:06:51
so fast i'm going to knock out these 10 streams ear piercing i could do that too in that like
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if i take that like day i could do um
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i said uh yeah i'm i am a or female i can't tell you that i don't know abrasive trash
1:07:12
trash probably female
1:07:18
got you again got them again got him again got him again the guy dressed as a girl being misogynistic it's so [ __ ] it's
1:07:24
so great it's so funny cancelled on twitter again dude did you see oh my god jack manifold a famous
1:07:31
dream uh dream smp member oh damn he's getting cancelled on twitter oh [ __ ] i
1:07:36
got the right answer let's go thanks for the 10 gives it subs he got um he got gift he got it oh [ __ ]
1:07:43
thanks i'm thinking about the gift what's up thank you for the 10 gifted subs bracelet yeah thank you here he's getting cancelled on twitter
1:07:49
for like saying something about 15 year old girls you're going to see a house careful of your high heels on unfamiliar
1:07:56
stairs familiar stairs i'm going to a second viewing i'm going to make sure i like
1:08:02
sometimes you can fall in love with the house and then you kind of go like i don't know about it so i'm going to go see it a second time i'm going to do a
1:08:07
3d scan of it thanks for bagma bagman thanks for the [ __ ] subs look i did a 3d scan of my house do you
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want to see it look let me show you a 3d scan of the inside of my house it is gross
1:08:21
um it's the downstairs and listen you're not allowed to mock me okay
1:08:27
because it is so messy um look let me show you i think you see
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that look i did a 3d scan of my whole house
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and look there's so much trash like this is a
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trash corner this is a clothing pile right there clothing pile this is
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game room but that's the house that's and then my little my little small little kitchen in there
1:08:58
so it's solid it's very small but you know look there's my couch my
1:09:05
couch is not big enough to sit two people but you know if you want to get a sense of scale that couch literally can sit
1:09:12
one and a half people if you need a sense of like scale on how big everything is let me zoom in like really far look
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there you go there's so much garbage everywhere
1:09:27
jesus christ or um what else is there yeah it's
1:09:33
real bad real bad looks neat actually yeah it's okay i i was i i'm i am
1:09:41
pretty happy with it i'm pretty happy with mine this next level doxxing the inside of my house oh true yeah no um
1:09:48
i mean i'm only i'm only showing you because i'm pretty i'll show you inside of my next house anyway but um
1:09:54
inside is uh very different to outside also no one's i already showed you i think before and i was doing the work on
1:10:00
the house yeah i did it you've seen that i did a house still anyway hire someone to come clean it it's not dirty it's
1:10:07
actually like very clean it's just there's a bunch of um like there's no tr i'm not leaving plates around besides
1:10:13
besides this i'm not leaving plates of food around like gross [ __ ] like that i'm not doing that there's no like
1:10:19
trash it's all just like what like okay there's some laundry that i haven't washed yet or something it's
1:10:25
like that or like uh it's like like my shelves are really cluttered with all the stuff i got sent
1:10:30
you know an organized clutterer what it's mostly clothes i would say it's 90
1:10:37
clothes that's the issue because i don't have anywhere to put it i am i literally do not have the space in my house to
1:10:44
keep all of the clothes and i give a lot of clothes away to charity a lot
1:10:50
uh i don't really want to throw them away so i give a lot of clothes to charity and [ __ ] even though i've given
1:10:56
bags of clothes away like not more than f i don't know 10 to 20 20
1:11:02
i'd say 15 20 like bin back full full-size garden bin bags of clothing
1:11:09
right to charity shoes clothes whatever i've seen a couple [ __ ] uh made
1:11:15
dresses their way it's about everything right like it doesn't fade or something or i've worn
1:11:20
it like 20 times you know whatever i'm not gonna wear it again for stream there's a bunch [ __ ] like that so i give
1:11:25
it charity there is still a colossal amount of clothes that i just can't fit in it
1:11:31
charity lingerie it can be done i think i might have done that before i must have in the [ __ ] piles dude yeah
1:11:39
did you watch the boy nope what are all the rules of this girl month i'll show you btw love the content
1:11:46
this really should be added to the websites by the way i think i think this that's a job for
1:11:52
chassium oh it's cool okay no wonder you lose everything if the
1:11:58
clothes are in piles like this also don't think i saw a displate on the wall anywhere you know this october would
1:12:05
mark two years since i bought it for you it's probably still on the ground taking dust
1:12:15
no nope
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or i'm doing something i'm doing a quick thing i'm doing a quick thing doing it i'm just doing a thing just just wanted so
1:12:27
chat the rules of the of the month just showing them there's the rules there you go we
1:12:33
brought it down before here they all are they're they here they are chat there they are
1:12:39
there they go you can tell some of it was written while i was drunk because there's misspellings in it
1:12:47
give it back do you want it back you're on the disc plate back where is it
1:12:52
it's there so it's a it's there
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i don't have any space on the walls buddy it makes things look cluttered i don't have anything i don't i have a i
1:13:04
[ __ ] hate you i don't know what to do with it man i'm
1:13:09
sorry there's no place to put i can't put it in my office there's no room on the
1:13:14
walls they're all filled with soundproofing there's no root like that give it to your family they're not gonna put it up [ __ ] uh i could put it up
1:13:22
after i leave good deck there's a wall behind you you mean the wall filled with soundproofing
1:13:29
that's not blue paint that's [ __ ] hanging there and there's a shelf on top of it i could put it on the ceiling
1:13:35
that's about all i got i can't put it up there because i've got a big display thing and lights and [ __ ]
1:13:43
between the soundproofing and the window how big of a sp this room is small look out
1:13:49
look at this this is a small room buddy do you think
1:13:56
that's gonna fit right there there's gonna fit there it's a smaller room in a small ass house okay
1:14:06
i think americans are used to like [ __ ] crazy amounts of space buddy i
1:14:11
got nothing get a bigger house i don't want to spend a billion dollars on a house a bigger room than this is going
1:14:17
to cost you some serious checks send you a bunch of very expensive roses out of
1:14:22
love like literal gold roses and preserved roses and such no uh
1:14:29
they sent uh like fake roses in a jar uh but i did keep one of them this is a
1:14:34
request for girl voice attempt please babe for me
1:14:39
uh no i'm constantly doing i don't know what you mean i'm considered is this going to be another one of those streams
1:14:45
every now and then we have a stream where i i have to explain very normal things and chat kind of uh
1:14:53
kind of um tries to destroy me for it you know
1:15:01
john had such a horrible time getting that thing through customs he had to travel between several cities to locate and get senate oh [ __ ]
1:15:08
i've still got it though in all fairness i usually throw away the stuff that i don't want to keep
1:15:13
and i've still got it so if that tells you anything i literally just don't have the space for it john when i move house
1:15:19
maybe i shall i may have the space for it but i don't have the space for it
1:15:24
like i don't think you guys realize how small this [ __ ] house is like this is a i just don't know the space man
1:15:31
one pony's going to say oh my god
1:15:37
why could they not ship you said you put you said you brought anybody in right now let's go into the
1:15:43
penny streams or streams around it i'm just reading this point now i can
1:15:49
put it in front of the soundproofing [Music]
1:15:55
put the big metal poster on top of the soundproofing
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because what the [ __ ] i shouldn't need to explain why that's a
1:16:06
dumb idea i could put it in the bedroom put it up in your bedroom i could put it in the bedroom
1:16:12
i'm trying to think fight so here's the thing i've got the wardrobe on one wall
1:16:19
so i can't put it there the window's on the other wall so i can't put it there the bed is on the other wall which the
1:16:25
again small ceilings like the bed frame takes up 60 of the wall so i could put it there
1:16:30
but it would look weird actually it might okay i could put it sideways above the bed but then it would look bad
1:16:37
i could put it what about the door put it on the door
1:16:42
that would look bad i could put it like on the other wall but then i got a mirror on that wall
1:16:47
like dude one entire like the biggest room in my house is taken up by a thin ikea wall a ikea mirror and the door
1:16:55
being open like there's no the space between the door being opened so although i could
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put it behind the door but then every time i go close the doors gujjunk you know put it on the door that would look bad
1:17:08
it would look bad hallway there's no space in the hallway
1:17:13
i've got a i've got a window there i got this like small window um
1:17:18
[Music] seems to be mad i'm convinced it's an
1:17:23
american thing there's a it's an american angsty teenage tradition to hang stuff on the door yeah
1:17:30
that's kind of trashy i mean i could do don't get me wrong i can do but that would look very bad
1:17:36
i can send you i can go take pictures of everything i'm not just bullshitting you i can just go take pictures of what i
1:17:41
mean and hold it up and be like yep that's not this giant [ __ ] metal poster is not gonna fit there you know
1:17:47
look it's big it's not a small [ __ ] thing oh man it
1:17:53
looks really cool but it ain't small it's pretty big it's like bigger than me i don't have this amount of wall space
1:17:59
man and you could put it in like it could just about fit somewhere but it's it's not gonna look weird if like there's a
1:18:06
wall like [ __ ] on either side my bathroom is thinner than this literally
1:18:12
like my my bathroom downstairs is like just a room with a toilet in it i couldn't fit that in there even
1:18:19
you know that sounds pretty average i don't have
1:18:24
like pings the only thing i've got on the wall downstairs is like yeah
1:18:30
[ __ ] i can show you look like this is the way
1:18:36
okay i could put it on the oh my gosh i could put it on the door
1:18:42
maybe but then it's like it's a wooden door frame with paint and [ __ ] like it's
1:18:48
like okay so the way it works is there's two sticky pads on the back the doors like ribbed i don't think that's gonna
1:18:54
work i could put a nail through it like through that i could screw it down
1:19:01
but that sounds weird the soundproofing yeah the soundproofing
1:19:06
provides you know there's a reason why i put sound proofing up no
1:19:13
i got ah i got nothing for it it's a great sentiment but i genuinely in this house i do not have the space
1:19:22
how often do you use your living room uh quite a bit i can't i mean
1:19:27
you know it's a living room put it on the ceiling
1:19:32
one of these streams just it falls big clang this is another three dollars towards girl voice attempt it's not
1:19:38
gonna happen i'm buddy i'm just not gonna do it this is gonna be one of these streams
1:19:43
isn't it everything stacks up sometimes i'm like
1:19:50
dreadful now it's cold it's not even remotely warm
1:19:55
it's harder now it's lost even more moisture to the air
1:20:00
that's just terrible your [ __ ] stacks up yeah
1:20:06
everyone keeps asking me questions about things that i haven't done for valid reasons in my opinion
1:20:12
but like i got a mirror oh um
1:20:18
i do have one idea there's one spot in my room where i've got that heart mirror
1:20:24
you know but with all the shelves and stuff on it and i've got stuff on the shelves but i could take that down and then put that up
1:20:31
and that would that's that's a free spot but then in the same thing i got bitched
1:20:38
out for not putting that one up because all those are because
1:20:43
because ali and everyone else spent time finding it and find and designing my bedroom all pink and girly and [ __ ]
1:20:50
hi mara sounds good yeah so i'm kind of you know
1:20:56
sorry for derailing the stream but it's gift i do care about also i sent you
1:21:02
something for your birthday it's a full outfit you can make it up to me by reserving a stream for it you know my
1:21:08
fashion sense you'll like it and display it just next house
1:21:15
i'm keeping it so bad the sound proofing doesn't muffle the [ __ ] excuses you are making
1:21:24
how it's gotta be that like
1:21:30
oh my god oh my god it's gotta literally be like
1:21:36
i hate to blame everything on americans but it has gotta be that like i'm arguing with americans that can't
1:21:43
fathom the idea of not having enough space like
1:21:48
i've got to be i'd i will argue with you if you're either from like
1:21:53
a city in the uk or new york put john's poster on the wall where the
1:21:58
mirror is move the mirror to the ceiling over your bed
1:22:04
what a great idea you love blaming things in americans
1:22:10
yeah no google what is a what is a
1:22:15
what is it belaru follower what the [ __ ] bolaroo bolaro you can keep this nine
1:22:22
dollars i sent i will not be rude but that is what that money was for
1:22:27
these guys are hating babe supportive boyfriend's very supportive
1:22:34
thank you supported boyfriend but i i can't do the cover it's impossible that's like the i can't do it
1:22:44
this is gonna be one this is this is one of those streams i think um
1:22:50
i was thinking in the uk i have way more space than i need how tiny must your house be um i mean it's a it's a
1:22:57
technically it's a one-bedroom house so it's a one-bedroom house but i also work from home so i have this
1:23:05
like i have a bedroom that both maurice's [ __ ] is still [ __ ] in
1:23:11
by the way and my shit's in and also i have a job where i rely on owning a [ __ ] ton of clothing
1:23:17
and i have an office so it's you know one bedroom house everything no technically the house is
1:23:25
technically okay this is some [ __ ] with this this you can you guys know what i mean there's i have a box room so
1:23:30
they set aside a room that is so small and they call it a bedroom
1:23:36
but you can't actually okay it's technically a three bedroom house
1:23:42
one room is the actual bedroom which is that over there one room is now before anyone gets heated i just wanna say rose
1:23:48
does do a lot for chat i know we get flustered but even if we don't see eye to eye i feel like she does have the
1:23:55
best of intentions pogba's yeah i mean terrible intentions but okay
1:24:03
no that's all right this truck and then uh in one room like you can't actually fit a single bed in like any way so i
1:24:09
had to make a bed i had to build a bed and have a the mattress was a a custom
1:24:14
like well not a custom match it was a it's like it's called a small single
1:24:20
they exist they're just really rare so and i couldn't actually find a bed frame for it anywhere so i built a bed
1:24:26
frame to put the small thing like it's not re it's not a bedroom you couldn't call it a bedroom but they did because
1:24:32
like it's a room with a window in it and it's upstairs and that technically counts the bedroom so it's a tall it's yeah it's a
1:24:39
two-bedroom house but um i'm using that room as like
1:24:46
clothing storage like the that box room which is behind those blue pillars um that's that's that
1:24:52
that's i'm using i've put like a wardrobe in there which has been helpful for like storing clothes but it's not
1:24:58
great it's kind of a walk-in closet yeah a little bit it's kind of nice it's not a lot it's like half a wardrobe i can
1:25:03
fit in there because you couldn't fit a full-size wardrobe in there that's how small the room is i mean come on like you couldn't
1:25:09
fit a wardrobe in the room it's a
1:25:15
hard to relate my room is a box room and it's two by four meters yeah what the [ __ ]
1:25:22
it's not a box room that's my office that's how big my office i think my my office is three by four
1:25:27
i think i don't know if i'm getting the measurements right no it's gotta be bigger than that no
1:25:33
it's gotta be it might be four by three wait that's the same thing yeah i don't know
1:25:41
um time to buy a bigger house i can't find any there's really nothing
1:25:47
like the housing prices are [ __ ] we're not gonna do this i i i can deal derail the stream with how terrible the
1:25:53
housing market is um [Music] but yeah you i just straight up can't
1:25:59
find anything for like less than a million dollars to have a bigger room like it
1:26:06
it's really quite bad but this is enough for me
1:26:12
kind of you know i love a bigger house but wouldn't everyone so yeah
1:26:19
i'm trying to eat my like let me eat my ground
1:26:29
it's fine place
1:26:34
okay have no idea what a bolaroo is boloro
1:26:41
hmm your next house better be big i can tell you about the house actually
1:26:47
you know because if the house isn't being sold to me i can now tell you about the house
1:26:55
don't i the [ __ ] died it can't be sold i can tell you about it i'm not living there no one that i know is gonna live
1:27:01
there i don't care so this was the house that i was gonna buy so
1:27:06
here's what it was the house was uh about it was 1 800 square feet
1:27:14
it costs 980 000.
1:27:20
in in a part of the uk where in a part on the street that it was two cars have
1:27:26
been stolen on that street in the last like five months
1:27:39
is hilarious and part of the charm that was the that was the best deal i could find
1:27:47
just as an and and by the way how many square feet 1 800 just under 1
1:27:53
800. you can afford that that's in dollars i'm converting it to i'm converting it to dollars
1:27:58
um i was annoyed because it's just under the million dollar mark and i want to say at a million dollar house but i can't anyway um
1:28:05
yeah so i have a good mortgage guy where i could put down like five percent
1:28:11
of the of the deposit and still get a good interest rate like a two percent interest rate for like the first five years so
1:28:18
i figured [ __ ] it let's go you don't fancy a ghost perving on your fake boober
1:28:26
yeah um oh my god
1:28:32
sorry this thing is so dry 300k for my 2005 yeah that's absurd
1:28:37
that's literally that's absurd there was um
1:28:44
there was a burned down building near me there was four hundred thousand and it was stocks
1:28:50
all of you who think a bolero is a hat you are sounds like a bowler
1:28:57
not that bad but go you have the internet at your fingertips it takes two seconds
1:29:03
what are you eating i don't know it's called corn they're called corn fillets if you actually want to know they're really good for you but uh
1:29:10
hey buddy back off on my girlfriend she can defend herself are you okay babe i'm
1:29:15
fine babe i'm i'm defending myself with my sword follower as a song i don't what is it
1:29:21
relevant i think it's i've confirmed that i've been subbed to this femme boy for so
1:29:27
long it's like a virus invading my mind and making me wanna try heels and makeup
1:29:33
there's um i crop cardigan let me see i'm checking it out
1:29:40
oh that looks like like oh okay like what old people were cool cool
1:29:46
this is like like the very much a grandma sort of outfit i guess they can kind of look
1:29:53
except now it's gramari but i know what you mean yeah um there's
1:29:58
so there's i'd say like hold on let me do the math let me give you a this is gonna be way
1:30:04
easier than describing it
1:30:10
let me get like a price to square foot calculator i just okay
1:30:15
so let's i want to convert it into dollars so
1:30:23
um okay so if i move to a rural area
1:30:31
okay what would that be price per square foot pounds
1:30:36
two dollars boy bruv quit gripping me so hard
1:30:42
okay chat i wanna okay in a rural area because i've found a house that i kind
1:30:48
of like that i'm gonna go see in a rural area right there is a very very good deal
1:30:55
so this is actually like a very good deal like i was surprised at how low it was
1:31:00
it works out to the fact that f1 n is eating something dry feels like meta commentary for this stream
1:31:07
oh [ __ ] yeah it's a 495 dollars per square foot
1:31:14
i don't know if that's bad oh i can buy a oh my god from newcastle upon time meow [ __ ] yeah i can buy one fifth of a
1:31:21
square foot for that is that good or is that bad
1:31:28
definitely haunted maybe it's a victorian house but like
1:31:33
is that good 500 bucks a square foot so when are you going to wear the bob plate again
1:31:41
i'm going to google it well i'm waiting for my next one
1:31:47
okay it's a bit more than the average but watched some more videos of the
1:31:52
chinese boy i'm somewhat convinced it's real that'd be pretty epic that's easily four
1:32:00
times the price in the states oh in london it's a bit worse i'm googling
1:32:07
it for the us here's the price of a bag of a new bag of corn crispy nuggets
1:32:13
for crying out loud throw away the ones you ruined and put some more in the fryer
1:32:19
no i don't have that many they're hard to get that's so depressed just learned to
1:32:26
drive and leave birmingham doesn't cost anywhere near that much further north my new build 2 bed was 130 000 pounds yeah
1:32:34
uh so i am doing that do you know that stat i just gave you that is that's rural that's a rural area
1:32:43
that's like that's a good deal of a house for like within an hour of me
1:32:50
23 months let's go it's the i could talk about housing forever but it's always just sad
1:32:57
anyway so i'm just not gonna um but like yeah anyway
1:33:02
i'd rather live in the uk but housing is [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] they're hard to get
1:33:08
uh that's completely the wrong thing crj that's completely the wrong thing they're called quorn phillips
1:33:14
hey finney just dropping in super cute today by the way daddy
1:33:22
thank you oh why don't you guys call me daddy as much what has it always got to be mommy
1:33:27
this mommy that not one daddy come on what the [ __ ]
1:33:32
no shut up the nuggets are pogba yeah oh dude uh [ __ ]
1:33:38
burger king dude but uh bro okay so we went to we went to london or brighton or something we went to that the burger
1:33:45
king made a whole store and it's all vegan food and me and marisa tried it and it was pretty [ __ ] good however
1:33:52
the chicken nuggets that they make the veg the vegetarian chicken nuggets or the vegan chicken nuggets whatever the
1:33:58
[ __ ] it is marisa said they're exactly the same they are exactly the same as regular
1:34:04
like she could not tell the difference she could have been handed either she wouldn't have guessed right they're the
1:34:09
same dad dog [ __ ] what the [ __ ] have you been eating i swear to god the vegetarian
1:34:15
chicken nuggets that you can buy from a store are way better than those
1:34:21
way better like the corn ones they're so much better put
1:34:26
that chin in there put that [ __ ] in an air fryer bro you've been eating is that what chicken that's what everyone's like [ __ ]
1:34:32
hyped up about chicken nuggets they were dog [ __ ] they were like i don't i didn't like him
1:34:39
they're like i thought they'd be like crispy and [ __ ] they were like they kind of slipped out of the little [ __ ] like the shell of
1:34:45
if you want me to princess okay
1:34:50
i i know listen i chance listen guys you're not you're not talking enough i i understand that this might be
1:34:57
a niche argument but uh they're dog [ __ ] you're eating dog [ __ ] chicken nuggets
1:35:02
they're not good anyway you're confusing one german woman's perception for her and else
1:35:08
dude no i gave some to i've given some i okay chicken is one of the easier things to
1:35:13
fake so i've given it to uh i've give that's why you find so many like vegetarian chicken things i've given it
1:35:19
to like i gave charlie she didn't she was like ah it's pretty close like it's like
1:35:24
at least the most accurate run the thing that they can never get right is like burgers like beef you can just never get
1:35:31
right apparently like it's just not ever correct that and bacon like bacon first
1:35:37
time bacon sucks every iteration of vegetarian bacon like objectively suck it's not good for it doesn't taste good
1:35:43
to me didn't taste good to anyone it ain't good there's one that's really dog it's
1:35:49
really really bad i don't know it's it's not good no gets a weak sauce yeah it's not good
1:35:55
grinding bimbo lifestyle i see very much so i've got my dude i got my titties dude i
1:36:01
got my like [ __ ] short ass dress dude look at my like ass is [ __ ] there but my short ass dress got my [ __ ]
1:36:08
gop my shoulders dressed got my uh got my thigh highs on got my makeup done all
1:36:13
cute got my hair done oh every day every day
1:36:20
just for you guys i'm dressing up just for you guys um burger king is just trash
1:36:28
i wouldn't call them trash they've got good burgers i mean they're okay good fries
1:36:33
you should put on your breast plate on more often happy it will stretch a little the more you use it so it won't
1:36:39
pull your hair out oh daddy oy papa i hate that there do you feel as queered as i do now i do feel as awkward as you
1:36:46
though that was bad don't call me that anymore no that's worse hey that's worse okay you can go back to saying i i prefer
1:36:53
[ __ ] uh anything else i was gonna say i prefer princess but i don't the uh i i
1:36:58
just call how about you just call me finn that's easier right it's easier on everyone it's an easier word to remember
1:37:04
there's a number in it better kitten okay i'll take kitten
1:37:10
i'll take kitten
1:37:20
hey daddy do that voice i like
1:37:29
all the moisture has been sucked out of my mouth
1:37:35
hey princess
1:37:41
donut or you want i'm not acknowledging you meow for me kitten
1:37:50
i don't care how many donations you send calling me princess or kitten it's not gonna happen
1:37:58
i'm not gonna talk about it that's gonna be the last time that i acknowledge its existence
1:38:04
your donations will be wasted i will not acknowledge anything that's going on chat polls whatever
1:38:13
surprised no bodies make a joke or even has rose seen the shad comic about the impossible whopper transformation
1:38:21
that was so many words sorry that was a lot of words that i just didn't quite grasp
1:38:27
impossible whopper transformation there's a comic there's a comic i've literally never
1:38:34
heard of shad like the [ __ ] chad
1:38:40
chad comic was it like a meme
1:38:45
chad comic oh like the like okay no i don't know what this is
1:38:51
yeah like this do you mean like this ship okay but i've never i don't know like i'm so
1:38:56
uh bro the humor has lost to me alright [ __ ] ignoring donald messages bad
1:39:01
kitten i've i've never heard of the [ __ ] uh the whopper transformation thing
1:39:09
nope nope nope
1:39:17
next time put a sock on the door whoa i remember that
1:39:23
realization
1:39:38
what the [ __ ] i've never seen an [ __ ] in that like frame that's cool um
1:39:44
i'm gonna google it ignoring humans it's very much kitten behavior transformation
1:39:50
ignoring you whopper oh why is it just like
1:39:56
okay i have no idea what this is bk nugs are the best thing about you
1:40:02
jews eat like little phrases is the best pizza for value it doesn't have to be good
1:40:09
what the [ __ ] best nugget for value like the whole like uh calorie per
1:40:15
god i hate polls the like calorie per um calorie per dollar amount or something
1:40:21
isn't that it finn we need to see the messy setup you are seeing it i'm sure that if i tilt the camera each way
1:40:28
it just gets worse like the camera is perfectly framed
1:40:34
you shouldn't ask for anything else it's perfectly framed hold on almost
1:40:39
the camera is perfectly framed so you don't have to worry about how messy the background is don't worry about it okay
1:40:45
it's shadman oh i've okay i have heard that name before the comic
1:40:51
impossible consequences it's awful
1:40:57
okay impossible burger i heard from i have people got sick from those i another 10
1:41:03
years ago time to roll the dice
1:41:10
okay that's not even that's that i mean
1:41:16
it's kind of barely funny why was everyone saying it was awful what i mean it's fine it's cool i guess
1:41:25
is there another page am i missing it it gets worse look
1:41:30
i can show you it's just it's
1:41:35
that's not the one i'm so [ __ ] confused by this then
1:41:42
yeah i got nothing okay
1:41:50
you're loki like some of his fanboy comics there's a whole [ __ ] world man
1:41:58
shen oh well i didn't search it i just clicked the link what can i say i just click links from people that send them
1:42:04
in chat like like a good sensible person
1:42:09
um [Music]
1:42:18
i'm like scanning every message just to see if they said kitten or princess so i can decide if i should ignore them or not
1:42:28
the dude is literally in jail really what did he do
1:42:34
what did he do what did he do oh
1:42:47
cool jesus christ assault too jesus
1:42:53
cp and assault we drew cp it's another real chad what the [ __ ] is
1:42:59
happening here okay cool
1:43:08
what do i what what
1:43:14
good lord um this is a very nice knife let me move on
1:43:20
from this doesn't like to be called kitten says
1:43:26
the man with cat ears on his noggin
1:43:33
yup oh wait the the actual comment caught
1:43:38
him i'm clicking on it oh it got removed
1:43:49
i'm gonna stop scrolling i gotta i i got a little bit down i didn't read any of it but it's just straight up poor it's
1:43:55
just porn i mean i'm about done with it i'm about to i i got the gist of it i didn't i
1:44:01
wasn't gonna sit here and read it um
1:44:07
anyway if you're very curious no i'm not gonna go check it out
1:44:13
um when we open the po box oh dude so i'm
1:44:20
opening up the p.o box in a couple days right i want to i want to up i want to open them up on my birthday
1:44:26
i've got somebody not i'm going to sharpen some knives for them everything i'm going to sharpen some knives i'm going to open up the po box
1:44:32
it's going to be a grand old time hi have you ever had a dream that you um
1:44:39
you had your you you could expect you'll do you you wants you you could do so you
1:44:45
you'll do you could you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything
1:44:51
chat you're not that much of it what okay there's a poll going chat be honest that you wearing cat is right now what
1:44:57
sort of degenerate what sort of degenerate where's cat ears dude
1:45:03
look you guys aren't really wearing cat ears
1:45:10
there's a solid 21 of you that are i lost my driver license to get a big
1:45:16
mac oh what the [ __ ]
1:45:22
this is like okay 40 people yes i don't know somebody just said meow so 40 of you yes
1:45:29
i'm disappointed in 40 of you there's an fyi the devil horns count hi what dress are
1:45:35
you wearing today it's like a zip up dress so i feel like it's pretty cute but it's
1:45:42
nice what do you think solid
1:45:48
oh yeah nice cool cool cool epic dress i like it
1:45:56
that was smooth as [ __ ] that was awesome it's really nice yeah it's a nice dress you need to iron it yeah
1:46:02
no heels uh i'm not wearing it very cute needs heels i figured i didn't i didn't need heels and look i can move around
1:46:08
all freely and stuff and i can sit on one leg which i'm doing now i i figured i can do more stuff when i'm not in
1:46:13
heels in that right so i listen
1:46:20
i feel like heels are not required for it
1:46:25
i feel like heels are not required for it zippers too high you make a very good
1:46:30
point hold on let me fix that for you
1:46:39
goblin princess and that one i'll respond to goblin princess let's [ __ ] go i can be
1:46:46
i will respond to being a goblin i'll take that don't worry he'll say it's not as if
1:46:51
there's a bit or anything there is a bet but the rules say i need to wear heels when like when i need to wear shoes
1:46:57
should i would i be wearing shoes right now heels are not a requirement i can go wear them but it's pretty much just to
1:47:03
add on to the outfit you know in the same way that i don't need to wear cat ears right now i'm just completing the outfit
1:47:09
i can also wear heels i wouldn't be losing the bed if i didn't though but i just wanted you to know
1:47:15
if i go and put some on it is out of the it is out of the kindness of my own heart okay
1:47:23
the kindness of my own heart carry his heels i mean i can do both but
1:47:30
i'm trying to think of what heels would go good with it maybe the [ __ ] big big ones you already lost anyway i did not lose
1:47:36
anyway oh i've been thinking oh dude i've been thinking about this guys guy is jen is agenda
1:47:43
i did not lose i have not lost the bet so far and you know it
1:47:48
uh it'd be out of you not wanting to look your best and you know you want a minute
1:47:54
shut up set up stuff um the normal black ones normal black ones are a bit i've got so
1:48:01
many heels i've got so many black heels i got one in mind
1:48:07
bullying you into bullying you and bullying you into putting on heels been commencing in three two one
1:48:13
[Music] i joined the stream too late to vote but
1:48:19
i just want to add that cat ears on headphones are pogbas they are but i don't wear headphones much anymore
1:48:25
i'm not even wearing headphones for my normal videos now the velvet black heels that's the ones i had in mind there
1:48:32
should be more packages coming they said they would arrive on the 21st but if they're late at least rose will have
1:48:38
some to open hell yeah okay let me find some meals give me a minute oh and i can run an ad
1:48:44
oh [ __ ] i can run an ad finally money hold on baby
1:48:49
dashboard money time i'm gonna find something i'm only gonna run one on a one minute ad have fun it's
1:48:55
a one minute ad you'll be fine all right there we go just for one
1:49:00
minute one minute one minute [Music]
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okay i'm thinking these these were not the ones that i
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originally pictured but i'm thinking these so the end of all this will consider uh he won the bet because he
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changed things around during it what the [ __ ] no it's not
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okay wait wait can i can we okay can we vote on it and i'll go based on that
1:50:28
so here here are the heels by the way they're a little bit kind of crusty because they've been on the ground but here are the eels
1:50:34
very nice these are like the suede ones uh i was gonna wear the more chunky ones but i
1:50:40
could not find them please clean them first fine um but
1:50:45
basically let me get all the stuff off them because it's just like basically fluff and stuff but um can i give you a
1:50:51
bit of a can i can i ask chat john and stuff can i ask chat about it
1:50:57
so let me show you something chat here are the rules here they are now one of these rules i
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technically violated right now all of the hard ones i have been doing i've been going for
1:51:12
right and i i appreciate that i am going to come stands mostly um never mind always from the people that
1:51:18
come over always from the guys that come over at night anyway so the uh
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here's here's what has happened here's what i did all of these rules checked off checked stockings underwear makeup everyday
1:51:31
eyelash extensions done earrings setting that up doing that uh photos done gold
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clothing all the time instagram stories [ __ ] been gaining on that dude insane for instagram stories 100 girls clothing
1:51:42
hell yeah long hair of course i don't know i even have it piercing same thing i don't know why i've read that twice jewelry all right okay
1:51:48
nail's done done only high heels done 10 streams i'm on
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track to do even more okay but yeah i figured i'd stream the toenails thing but i figured out where
1:51:59
the thighs are so we can i'll put my toes on stream you she her pronouns
1:52:05
now have i been yes however
1:52:10
while i was a mid-story while i was talking about like how to do makeup and why i like the
1:52:17
things i like i said as a straight guy while mid-story
1:52:24
now that is exactly what happened i didn't think about it i didn't even
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notice it it was i wasn't thinking about it now
1:52:36
should that be treated should my bimbo brain i think i was just playing up to the part the dumb like
1:52:43
airhead brain um should that be treated as
1:52:48
uh lost the bet should it be see chat we told you this would happen told you what would happen
1:52:57
i guarantee the polls gonna be [ __ ] rigged okay
1:53:03
who should lose slash who should win the bet was i in the wrong
1:53:08
yes is it does it defeat me doing all that's not a pronoun
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that's a very good point that's a very good point random chatter
1:53:23
it's not a pronoun i say the bet continues we got another
1:53:29
we've got another like three weeks of girl month and girl month bimbo month we got another three weeks
1:53:36
i didn't use the wrong pronouns you said he how would i refer to myself saying he
1:53:41
how is that possible what sentence did i say where i would have said it he
1:53:47
you did how what'd i say look at the clips i don't know what i
1:53:52
would have said to do it you didn't even use a pronoun
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yeah you don't even know what a pronoun is you get what do you mean i'm so confused
1:54:04
what did i say what did i say
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some of the evidence i want to go through this i want to have this there's going to be a court case
1:54:16
you talk to the third person when i want to see that i want to see the evidence i want to see the evidence of this even though i may have
1:54:23
it depends on the time period if i was going to say like like [ __ ] when i was in high school or something
1:54:29
and i referred to myself as he that makes perfect sense doesn't it that wasn't part of the month
1:54:35
i was back in wherever the [ __ ] i want to see the evidence but you'll be using she slash her with
1:54:42
the estate agent did the first time well the second time [ __ ] also we barely saw each other they just kind of
1:54:47
let me into the house and i walked around and then i said bye though it was an awkward estate agent's
1:54:52
trip usually on a stage like kind of accompanies you around show stuff they would just kind of let me in yeah
1:54:58
you said he and also should have started the month with conditions already met so include that
1:55:03
okay so in your mind you would have wanted me to not go to the ear piercing thing dressed as a girl
1:55:10
you would have rather you would have rather that i got it done beforehand
1:55:17
that feels like that would be cheating a bit i wouldn't do that to you
1:55:25
we're fine with that well exactly that's what i mean john brought it up interesting
1:55:30
you didn't believe you could buy the house true um i want to see the evidence of this thing
1:55:36
you cheat all the time how i've met every rule i've met every rule i'd say that this is there is three weeks left
1:55:43
of this and me like saying like i want to see the clip i really want to see the clip
1:55:50
i really want to know what the clip was of uh of when i referred to myself as he
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which i would never do it's okay finn ah this thing's still on body
1:56:02
there's three weeks left of this i'm saying i'm seeing if anyone's got the clips
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hello hello
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chat there are more days rose could lose the bet i've got and yeah another three weeks and a bit um
1:56:28
you'll have to file an foia request good lord
1:56:34
you want me to go back through the entire vod for this petty [ __ ] yes because it's gonna this bed is so [ __ ] dumb oh it's out john john
1:56:41
doesn't want to john doesn't want to shave his legs there's a and yes i do i do want that
1:56:47
i want to know and then we can vote on it it's going to be i'll set up a court case for it i'll find i'll go on google
1:56:52
images find a good like court setting look we'll do it we'll we'll host a whole call we'll pick some judges too
1:57:00
look all right
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oh i'm i'm getting my uh i'm getting i'm getting this all set up i'll go through it with you guys okay
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court room there we go i have no hair on my legs don't care get
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carl as a judge i okay um let's see i'll add myself a uh image
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texture sauce bam caught
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and source courtroom here we go
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here we go the courtroom it's perfect it is so perfect okay
1:57:55
i should probably have added this into it into my recording layer actually so let me do it here instead i don't know image add
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court and sauce there we go okay so then now i can like move my camera
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around and [ __ ] okay and put it below there there we go perfect
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perfect i mean i'm in the i'm in the defender's seat over here oh no here
1:58:21
dude those two people there are you perfect
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all right i want to know i want to know the clipping question all right i'll pull it up on the screen let me uh
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i'll i'll get like a twitch clip link thing going
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hold on go to channel let's see what i can find
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look okay videos
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and clips get reason to be the judge
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oh my god the [ __ ] the clip of the clip the clip of me with the oops thing
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has 125 000 views jesus christ
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why is that like not
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[Music] um okay this isn't this isn't a uk court
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you have no jurisdiction over me yes it is um have we found the clip yet
1:59:44
i wonder if we could actually find where it happened hmm
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i'm not sure this is a prison camp okay i don't know if i want to find
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where it happened i want to actually go through and review it this means a lot to me um let's see
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broadcast now i want to see clips read it oh you found it comments
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he oh okay i found it
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it's on reddit okay i have not reviewed this yet all right let me open it into a new tab i haven't
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even seen this clip okay i'm gonna go onto my recording i'm gonna add a display capture real quick
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we're gonna review this thing together okay
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add that here's the clip let's move it into place
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all right the evidence the evidence on trial okay
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ready let's see volumes all the way on let's do it what did i say
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dudes can't tell that i'm wearing makeup at all it's [ __ ] crazy like i do need to wear like bright i could be doing i
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could have this if you take away some lip gloss like like guys could say like oh he just
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he's not wearing any makeup dude i'm right pounds bro i'm wearing a little bit of makeup right now but like
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hmm interesting okay
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so guys could say he's not wearing any makeup that's the
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exact quote guys could say he's not wearing any makeup
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uh can we get that who's the person stenographer can we get that uh can we get that written down
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okay so as the defense am i allowed to ch
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the jury they're dead i'm also the judge the jury is is is uh
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very very very loud right now silence in my courtroom silence in my in the in my courtroom
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silence okay mate i want to make it clear that the defendant
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is quoting someone else is quoting what others may view the defendant as
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rather than the defendant talking about himself
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i this was not even in the third person this was in the second person
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a view that a view that
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a view from someone other than the defendant
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i judge i i would i would make my case that i i'm arguing for a not guilty plea
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i'll take a not guilty plea could i hear from hold on can i get it stuff can i get in like the discord call or
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something i want to get in a discord call and i wanna i wanna hear your arguments uh against john and stuff i'm
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gonna join the general chat in the council chat if you would like to join you can join
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i'll let you present your case okay i'm in the i'm in the i'm in the discord chat
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i'm in the room i want you to present your case to me
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mm-hmm let me review the let me review this stuff again just saw it just so i show you dudes can't tell that i'm wearing makeup
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at all so [ __ ] crazy like i do need to wear like bright i could be doing i could have this if you take away some
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lip gloss like i guys could say like oh just
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he's not wearing any make guys because if you will choose to let
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rose do the honorable thing oh hey guys hello
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hello hey you've seen the clip
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what would you what what what could possibly be your defense your your uh or what i don't know what the
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other party is called the defense in your statement to the jury you screwed up more than you did on that
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clip yeah
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i'm cosplaying as a defendant right now i'm someone in character
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dudes i just want to play the clip again just so just so the jury is aware hold on i'm going to play the clip again just so the jury is aware of the exact
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scenario okay and tell them that i'm wearing makeup it's a scam all right crazy like i do need to wear like bright
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i could be doing i could have this if you take away some lip gloss like i guys could say like oh just
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he's not wearing any makeup dude i'm right pounds i think that it was very very clear from the clip in question
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that i am quoting your stream is turning into a drama about a single female lawyer this is what i wanted to make you
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feel better now as i am the
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the judge and uh and defendant at the same time uh while i was talking about the
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defendant i may have also done a donaopsie
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yeah you did but is that worthy
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of a guilty uh of a guilty sentence yes
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i would argue on that challenge so
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john has no chill about this at all no i just want to be done with it
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because i think i think it's pointless because we know from we knew from the gecko that
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you wouldn't be able to do it and like i don't know him against you and it's not a thing of oh i'm not i'm not
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mad i'm disappointed it's not even that it's just i like to make it i'm not going to work
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i'd like to make a counter argument okay john is french
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and they
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now okay i don't like these at home i'm not i'm talking about birmingham and
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bristol not with france obviously
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french panic it's a it's a it's a valid defense um listen i
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personally as the defendant feel like while the crime may have been committed in this here
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courtroom i may add i'm very sorry in fact can i hold on i'm gonna quickly add a display capture for you guys i don't
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want to be i don't want to have you guys as uh what's that i'm going to add a display capture for you guys for the discord
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call where i just play there yeah let me out let me add a display um
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there you go okay let me move this over here just one uno memento
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i wanna sit you guys in the other in the in in the other oh my seat oh god i don't know
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i want this to this i i will not have this be a kangaroo court this is going to be a real court case
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the defendant's plea and accusers are wrong okay let's move
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you there okay [Music]
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i will note that i was actually afk when all of this started so i didn't excuse
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you if anything he accused it wasn't he wasn't even an eyewitness there are very few
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eyewitnesses to this crime very few there i was there i was the one who called it how can we trust you yes
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what how can we how can we trust you how are you a valid a valid witness
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have i ever lied
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also you did just leak council chat with them being really sus so you know
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it's okay but yeah like okay let's let's ask the main
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people that will vote on it john john john is a known user of 4chan
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i just want to get everything on the table i just want to get everything on the table john monitors 4chan john
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i feel like that is so [ __ ] low to use
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i will not take this kind of slander upon my person
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chat i asked you i'm asking you point of financial
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support is john could this man be trusted as a valid witness
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yes i say no and if you don't that's racist this is defamation of character
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um it's obviously defamation of character and um yeah we could sue you i think
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it's misogynistic a pretty woman versus you guys i'm just saying um
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a um i think it could be misogyny there's an fy a known 4chan user misogyny you know links a little bit
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maybe i'm not saying anything i'm just saying that maybe it's something the jury should think about heavily again i want to ask something to
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chat that do you think that the eel's rule should be that every stream he has
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to wear the hill every every stream he'll and does he have to
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wear the eels from the moment he starts the string till the end
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on the original because if the rule is to have yields
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then i believe that since there's no time specified you can't just say oh i'm
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going to give myself the liberty to put them for five minutes at the end of the stream so they have one detail
2:10:08
i have more evidence to call for this exact point um so i i do have the original rule sheet
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written up here so only high-heeled shoes allowed
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all right this is a reference you'd say listen i know there is a language barrier again
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french may i remind the court um i'm speaking
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there so this does refer this does uh imply that only high-heeled shoes will be
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allowed in the context of kneading shoes i have not worn a single
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non-healed shoe throughout this entire in it not even throughout these procedures
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throughout my last five days
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you have not worn the shoes at the moment you were streaming which is the moment that chat can the only moment
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that chant can verify that you are actually doing the rule how can they believe that you are applying the rules
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correctly in your off time upstream if they don't even see you doing it live stream or you're supposed to do it these
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are personal ad hominem uh acts that are not relevant to the current proceedings
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the teachers we are arguing the case of the uh of the
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case of the pronouns you know it reminds me of a sketch from
2:11:32
kevin hart where his mother is supposed to beat the [ __ ] out of him and she's telling him don't do the things i told
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you do it the way you want you to do it do the things i told you do it the way i wanted you to do it when i pictured you doing it
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it's the same chat has a picture in mind of what you were supposed to do
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and you're supposed to be clear on it you know and you did actually you wanted to i would
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wait hold on i do have a defense for this i would argue that i have been showing you what what shoes i've been
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wearing in my very first instagram story may i add i did actually take that time to
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show my shoes it's not something i frequently show but since you wanted to bring it up i
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will also bring up the defense finish that i did that i did in fact wear those
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and i did actually show that to jeff this one is right now
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so it's still a violation you can't say oh i did that one time so if i don't do
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it at this other time it's okay as the saying goes even a stop clock is right twice a day
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but i would like you to think about that in the amount of times that you have
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been presented evidence of me wearing shoes and the amount of times you've been presented evidence that i have not
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yeah but the thing is one is equal to one the other is able to serve everyone we only need that one time that you
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didn't wear them to consider that you lost do you have any evidence whatsoever that i've worn non-healed shoes
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well today no that i have worn non-healed shoes when do you have evidence that i wore non-healed shoes
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right now do you have heels on your feet i do did you have them at the beginning of
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the stream was i wearing non-healed shoes at the beginning of the stream no i was not yeah no your shoes at all yeah
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that's a very different thing to non-heal juice no presentation sorry
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let me present like i'm saying to chad see
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speculation spec that is just speculation you have no evidence to prove that i have ever
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worn a non-healed shoe wearing heels at all was not part of the rules i will i will
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wear either none awesome you can't expect me to wear does the jury expect me to wear heels to sleep to my
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in my bathroom in a in the shower
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non-healed non-healed shoes are definitely not allowed healed shoes
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only when the situation calls for it i think that is a valid valid defense
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there is the the the the the the cues the accusers are operating with
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no evidence pure speculation and i i would i would
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highly advise the jury to consider why they're bringing up these points i'm thinking about this one now like
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points but like there's been so many violations
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to like okay let's okay should
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chat agree with me on this one that you should have started
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with the conditions already met and then we can say oh the conditions are failed if
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they're not respected you know like it's like when you you start a you start a job with some basic package you should
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not like you should consider it's failed if you lose some items of the pack well so
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you should have started the month with the toenails already painted and the ears appeared
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is the thing um you keep saying oh yeah i'll get i'll get the ears replaced oh yeah i can do
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that tomorrow oh yeah yeah i'll do that tomorrow yeah yeah yeah tomorrow i'll go tomorrow i can just just go in and get
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them done then you end up doing it and then you don't that's days and it keeps going and going and going and going and
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going hmm is the accused finished with that point i've got a counter argument
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okay okay i would like to query the jury on this one would would the jury
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uh on on these on the on the accusers that by the way do benefit directly from
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me losing this court case just an fyi would you like to go with the accusers
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dream world their that what their goal is for me to have got my ear piercings done dressed like a grubby man with no
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hot and sexy clothes or makeup on at all no fake eyelashes no fake nails no no skirt no no heels no nothing go get
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miles she's done just like that go get my gum get my ears pierced just like that or uh hold on i love you i i let
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the accused finish so counterpoint i don't know you would let me you'd let me finish or
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or have my nails done off camera with no stream content to get from it at all the
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nail painting uh professionals of the channel would like would never see that at all
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my skills and you you did get your nails painted off camera off stream
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i get my i didn't get my toast you have got your ears pissed off stream
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that was you get your you got your eyelashes done off stream so saying that you're going to do this
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for stream content is completely the the listen the
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nails were done far before this far before bimbo months started the eyelashes were
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due to be done and then they got covered these my accused have no respect for the covid
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virus hogwash the accused well yeah i didn't want to swear because obviously
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you know i'm i'm a deeply um kind and sensitive person and obviously
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i don't want to i or anything even the accusers are laughing at this point this
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i don't know no but honest honesty makes me laugh this is why i always lost my hand when i'm
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watching when i'm watching your stream i always laugh because you're so honest with us yeah honesty makes you laugh huh
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that's a that's an interesting point that's uh very very interesting that did you not see the um double
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quotes around the word honesty in john's statement just then i did not i did not see it he used spoke the the accusers cannot
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even distinguish written language from spoken i would i [Laughter]
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i says the dyslexic [Laughter]
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i feel like we should go for closing statements at this point would you like to present your closing
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argument um my closing argument is
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you have made several violations violations that you do not regularly
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recognize as such we won't hold it against you personally i do not care with the bet whether you
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win or lose because okay let's say you let's say you win no laughing under that statement
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i do not care if i shave my face my whole ass my arms my legs i do not care
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i don't have any air on my body already still can grow get this beard in less
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time than it takes you to throw a [ __ ] pimple okay so
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i don't care and if you if you lose you just have to put pills in
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the box that you weren't gonna use anymore because you just try to scam
2:19:25
chat by saying oh it's not man's clothes it's unisex we never said it's not unicef but whatever is in the box you're
2:19:31
not gonna use it anyway it's stinky it's rotten you don't want it the box is a false [ __ ] promise and a false threat
2:19:39
because the box is never a threat the book's not a real threat only some weird people in chat believe
2:19:45
that buck is a real threat what's not a threat it's just a game
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so that's what it so no one loses anything no matter who wins this
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so i don't know when we're oh we gained viewers okay we need to keep going uh
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i don't know why we spent so long so my case is you lose
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uh okay let me let me present my closing argument i've just got a little bit and
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it's not that serious it's gone okay now listen
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[Music] oh come on [Music]
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a meeting listen chat this evidence [Music]
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i would like you to think about this heavily okay when a small time criminal
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maybe shoplifts a chocolate bar from a store what do we do do we send them to jail for decades send
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them to prison for the rest of their lives no not at all a small crime
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should be treated as such a small violation of our society's rules
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we have never we have never once in the history of humanity uh had such a
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violent uh repercussion for such a small small uh violation
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besides back in ancient ancient times where they burn people alive do you want to go back to
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that level of savagery chat because i sure don't i want to see society progress along with you i want
2:21:29
the jury to know that this small thing referring to myself in the third person as he
2:21:38
is that really is that really worthy of throwing away all that we've built up over time the
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nails the eyelashes the good times the d the d cup breasts at all times
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chad the cute outfits you want that all to be taken away thrown away meaningless
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i'm trying to have uh good thinking about this before you make your final choice your final decision
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[Music]
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we'll make the poll now i want you to keep my words in mind
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okay let's start at the poll
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let's see let's start up the poll [Music]
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i wasn't listening to what she said but god damn was it smart hashtag him with
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here [Music]
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there we go
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vote chat do it do it for all that is good in the world [Music]
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this is this is for justice chat the innocent plea for justice and and
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peace and prosperity [Music]
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i i will um i will i will just say that quite quite a lot of you are voting for him quite a
2:23:24
lot of you voting for guilty and that that wasn't that wasn't the idea
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just as an fyi that wasn't what i was pushing you towards i was pushing was the innocent vote vote innocent if you uh want a freedom
2:23:35
and democracy you want this tyranny chat
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did she just threaten to not follow ggm rules not loses i did not i would i was saying that the
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meaning of it would be thrown away thrown away should that be the case if a guilty plea is is is
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is the verdict think about all we've done chad all we've done together thrown away like
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like sand on it like sand to a beach meaningless
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tyranny is not the way that i thought i see my my my uh community growing it's in the face of it's in the face of
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tyranny that democracy will reign supreme
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i promise to keep this trust going if you will allow me to chant
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so
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um
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[Music]
2:25:14
i love democracy democracy lost today
2:25:31
all right bro you took the photo for the thumbnail for the stream and didn't even like the tweet
2:25:36
come on now [Music]
2:25:48
plea was guilty
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[Applause] such dark [ __ ] music [Music]
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god damn [Music] [Applause] [Music]
2:26:07
i want you to think about what you've done today chat the jury you're sending an innocent man
2:26:16
sending an innocent girl [Music]
2:26:29
an innocent innocent girl to to
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[Music]
2:26:47
[Music]
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[Applause] guilty as hell but i propose we go for
2:26:58
jury nullification [Music]
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jury nullification poll what would that what how could we how could we make that happen
2:27:19
that's a good idea
2:27:25
um would like to propose a counter argument
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a uh accountable but i look really hot and i'll go on a date with each and
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every one of you if you if you say that i am innocent
2:28:18
i'd say innocent personally as a member of the jury i'd say i'd say voting innocent
2:28:32
no thanks for agreeing with me that the
2:28:37
response to the decision from the rest of chat would be no
2:28:43
[Music] so five more months of box yeah
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um i would like to say
2:29:09
this does feel like a bit of a uh this does feel like a bit of a kangaroo court where everyone involved has something to
2:29:17
gain the all of the jury jury notification police last chance i
2:29:22
would go for a jury nullification poll uh just because the jury had something to gain from my conviction
2:29:30
just so you know
2:29:35
as an innocent woman i have been discriminated against
2:29:50
what would what could we possibly have to gain the jury the jury had uh a lot
2:29:56
to gain the jury had five months of uh the box to gain so they they had it they had uh they had
2:30:02
something to gain from it and i feel like it was um an unfair and unfair uh court
2:30:08
case an unfair ruling i have an offer and to be honest you [ __ ] your own defense over it was the
2:30:15
equivalent of shouting out i did murder him in court um what's the offer
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[Music] what's what's what's the offer stuff what what what what the [ __ ] is
2:30:26
the offer the counter argument because a lot of times in court
2:30:32
restart the month that's a shitty [ __ ]
2:30:38
that's a shitty plea deal this court case was unfair my opponents had something to gain from
2:30:44
my losing huh no the jury had some things to gain from my losing that's not what i'm that's not
2:30:50
the the jury is supposed to be a neutral third party
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it's quite fair
2:31:10
i feel like restarting the month would be a bad idea one string bikini stream
2:31:16
good lord i'd say we
2:31:21
i'd say we continue the bet going for the price of one bikini stream one
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string bikini stream
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i would like to know what the jury thinks about that it's only five days it's only five days it feels like it's been weeks
2:31:44
okay here's what i can do
2:31:51
here's what i can do because i scheduling bad here's what i can do
2:31:57
right let me like close these here's what i can do
2:32:02
let me like quickly go and edit some layers out yeah okay here's what i can do
2:32:12
let me go on to the is it go month calendar okay
2:32:17
i'm on what the [ __ ] hold on there we go i'm on the is it go month calendar
2:32:23
here's what i can do five days is a lot of extra [ __ ] time
2:32:30
okay because i can't really change this end date
2:32:35
what i can do is add on another five days at the end of it
2:32:43
it's one day more than four it's not me i can add on five days at the end of it
2:32:49
but i can't add i can't change the like two week by two week by two week i don't know if i'm willing to
2:33:05
[Music] oh thank you i support rose on the bikini stream
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no lady evergreen is distinctly guilty multiplayer time's over and stove did
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try to give her all sorts of ways out no he did not you're kidding me no he did
2:33:22
not stop did not try and give me against five months it's a no-brainer sorry forgot for you it's bimbo month
2:33:32
i'll restart the stream without the uh one stream little for big onesie stream
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oh i'm gonna do that anyway um
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hmm
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not standing bikini stream holy [ __ ] i see my one of my balls
2:33:59
now you get to be tried on the separate counts of saying himself and man
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hmm
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i'm thinking i'm giving it i'm giving it some thought give me a minute
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[Music] guys if we're ever getting an f you best
2:34:39
expect it to be another scam
2:34:45
if i started now if it's there to make a [ __ ] ton of money that i'm getting scammed but i'm not going to do that this is stupid
2:34:51
i'm not saying you're a scammer and a cheater and a gremlin and a convicted felon or anything but can you explain
2:34:57
precisely what a string bikini stream would entail a bikini
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but not one of the not the swimsuit thing where it's all covered just like just imagine if finn got called to stand
2:35:08
on a jury during girl month oh my god i mean i don't think that i don't think that's a thing in the uk i mean i've
2:35:14
never heard of that but i guess um
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okay [Music]
2:35:31
i'm offering you one get out of jail free card to be honest i thought you would have messed up earlier than this
2:35:49
i will add one week to it
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if the rules around referring to myself as she her are relaxed as well
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not saying taken away but relax
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i think we should do a poll on it i'm gonna be the one to do the pull define relaxed
2:36:24
relaxed as in if someone says to me like are you a guy or a girl i'll say girl say she her
2:36:30
but real but relaxed as in um if i'm telling a story about myself
2:36:37
as i was at the start of this trial it wouldn't count i'm quoting myself if
2:36:44
i'm quoting stuff like that you know i would say an obvious rule i would say that would have been the
2:36:50
rule to begin with but some of you disagree
2:37:01
it's it's is not knowing that jury duty exists in the uk part of him performance is that a thing
2:37:07
i mean i assume it's a thing but i've never heard of anyone going to jury duty in the uk
2:37:13
oh oh my god okay but heals always during the whole stream that wasn't part of the ro
2:37:20
that wasn't part of the rules he'll suck
2:37:27
um
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i'm fine with it okay stuff has said he's fine with it
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okay i'm gonna do a poll i'm gonna do a poll
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okay i'm gonna do it
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okay wait because i'm gonna do something for it
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i'm doing it don't mods then do it okay all right
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all right i'm gonna write you up a thing
2:38:15
hi chassis here long time to say i heard you needed a stenographer but i was out having lunch satch
2:38:22
f i'm so sorry we did actually i needed uh we were in a court case um okay i would say uh it would be okay so just as
2:38:30
an fyi it is three months one week i have no idea luau
2:38:43
oh my god my b key broke
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okay
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right all right here is there
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that's as big as i can make i'm starting the poll okay go one week extra
2:39:23
for relaxed pronoun rules and heals on at all times during streams
2:39:28
there i will allow it to the jury to make that a a deal or no deal
2:39:39
[Music]
2:39:46
in exchange for what what do you mean oh what do you mean an extra week i vote
2:39:51
for deal john and stuff both vote for deal so restart basically i've added an extra two days to get
2:39:57
relaxed pronoun rules
2:40:10
bikini stream needed ah that's a separate thing that would have changed into none of this
2:40:15
but relaxed pronouns and a bikini stream
2:40:21
i can do that as well okay i'll give you a second i'll give you a second one because 90 of you have voted deal for
2:40:26
this one okay here's what i'll do let's see
2:40:35
i'm not i was not going to do a bikini stream anyway that was not in the cards um there is currently no plan on doing a
2:40:41
bikini stream at least not for a while not for like [ __ ] a while
2:40:47
um let's see
2:40:55
okay um
2:41:05
i guess there's more you said that was that was more of the same thing no i mean i am going to do it at some point just not during girly girl girly girl
2:41:12
month kill your bimber month um
2:41:20
okay so let me do another poll same same format
2:41:25
i'm gonna only do it for one minute because that was that was a while
2:41:34
okay everyone everyone wanted a bikini stream so
2:41:40
here it is again the bikini stream for the john and bet the john and stuff back the javen start
2:41:45
the hold on i spelled it wrong sorry the stone and java bet carries on
2:41:52
javan's done and carries on
2:41:59
for a for a full bikini stream string bikini stream think about that imagine the last bikini
2:42:05
stream chat remember what the last bikini or last swimsuit stream was like think about this but a bikini stream
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no no stop this is instead of the last one this is instead of the last one it's either what it's either the first one or
2:42:27
this one i don't know i'll take it off
2:42:38
unless it's full sentence it would be
2:42:44
which option is deal the one that says deal what do you mean
2:42:50
scam
2:42:56
okay fine fine i'll do the [ __ ] i'll i'll do that i'll do the extra week i'll do the
2:43:01
extra week the bikini stream remains not happening
2:43:08
because i'm i'm keeping that one in the in the in the in the cards for me to future
2:43:13
gamble with later um well you guys didn't want a bikini stream you want an extra week of you want an extra week of this that's all
2:43:20
you wanted
2:43:26
do y'all join someone the bat carries on the back carries on
2:43:33
hmm you'll lose anyway oh you're trying to bribe chat to avoid take avoid
2:43:39
avoid your time no maybe
2:43:46
it's fine this is fine so
2:43:54
i have thought um what's it was telling me about this i have thought about the idea of doing a a um a sabbath on
2:44:01
thing after talking to kitty about it because i figured that would be an interesting thing so you could actually see what i'm
2:44:06
doing every day for this i've thought about it however
2:44:11
it sounds awful it sounds like such a bad plan
2:44:17
because like i uh good lord it sounds like a bad idea but money
2:44:24
so not sure you will suffer 100 yeah yeah
2:44:29
the people that do subathons like dude imagine doing the exact same thing but like fully make up dress like corset fake
2:44:36
tits every day dude that's rough how did the expression go again don't trust this twink as far as you
2:44:43
could throw them good lord
2:44:53
can we stop bullying this female streamer she's clearly sensitive about her pronouns extremely actually yeah
2:45:01
very very much so
2:45:07
i finished all that food by the way i got my calories in let's go on my dinner plate
2:45:13
oh in extending girly girl month why are we
2:45:19
not paying attention to also adding more streams we're being scammed again chat
2:45:26
i mean i can always still stream more i don't feel like that's a big deal like i'm not i'm just gonna stream more
2:45:34
but you won't dude i've already got like what three streams in in like a few days
2:45:39
i'm making good pace on this yeah dude the whole um like doing a
2:45:46
subathon seems like it's so much [ __ ] work like i don't do like reaction content and stuff and it seems like the
2:45:51
people that do subathons basically just watch youtube videos all day so it'd be
2:45:58
i'm not sure about the uh [ __ ] cars getting stolen around me uh it'd be hard to uh what's it called
2:46:04
figure out how to do that i guess i don't know just [ __ ] auto play anyway
2:46:12
right i'll just play league of legends i'll learn league of legends for the whole week
2:46:19
so what are we doing rn streaming i don't know normal thing minecraft dude
2:46:25
beating just learning to speed run minecraft what a great idea there was this one game that's made for uh
2:46:30
speedrunning and i actually got like [ __ ] eighth place i timed myself was like getting eighth place in the [ __ ]
2:46:36
uh on in the world in this one game i was really good at it i did look up a bunch of like
2:46:42
cheating [ __ ] for it plugging stuff maybe i don't know i'll think about it i'll think about maybe doing it but it
2:46:47
seems rough so i don't know it's one of those things i've been
2:46:53
playing with but god i'm not sure it's i'm not sure it's a
2:46:58
good idea i'm gonna i'm gonna head out and get some food over wonderful animal hell yeah wait did what what thumbnail you
2:47:05
mentioned doing it like a thumbnail what you used for a thingy i forgot it
2:47:10
i've got a piece of content to react to someone sent it in the council chat oh my god i'm watching thor so once it's in
2:47:17
the council chat and i kind of want to see it there's this one i've actually seen this youtuber before look this girl
2:47:23
have you seen this car before the the video title is it's a amanda mccann's uh i'm a twitch girl part two
2:47:31
i really wanna [ __ ] it's basically a parody skit what a
2:47:36
[ __ ] background she's got i want to watch this [ __ ] because i guarantee you it's relatable
2:47:42
[Music] oh my god you guys that made me so
2:47:49
nervous what's up guys it's hot baby 3000. i'm bad [ __ ]
2:47:56
i've never i've never done that once before in my entire life i would like to defend myself i've never done that once before in my entire life this was sent
2:48:02
in the council chat as uh just something that i do it's not there's an earthquake
2:48:08
[Music] donate 100 for me to be okay
2:48:21
that however maybe nations have gotten bigger nicki365 don't eat at 2 000. my life has
2:48:30
gotten better did somebody did somebody break your heart and divorce you and try
2:48:36
to take up all your money my boobs have gotten bigger
2:48:45
yeah okay i don't like this video
2:48:51
it shut up hold on let me i'll let me uh turn on um
2:48:57
media sharing oh there's streams it's not literally me i don't know youtube
2:49:03
oh and i guess my bank account has gotten bigger too another hundred dollars
2:49:11
another three dollars thank you boyfriend first time for everything bb
2:49:17
i guess you can say a lot has changed i'm not normally good with change but
2:49:22
when it's good change i am so tired can we raid n0 underscore
2:49:30
runner pls he's super fun and cool this feels like a uh that feels like a
2:49:35
marketing technique this feels like a marketing technique i don't know if i'll fall for it
2:49:41
i said that for a reason i knew it was going to hit you yeah the one that you linked this is a six minute video i'm gonna like it was somewhere around
2:49:46
[ __ ] here we take our own pleasure into our own wait she changed
2:49:53
and then the brand deals started rolling out what the [ __ ]
2:49:59
sorry that's uh everyone's asking why i got a divorce and it's because i found lilo ladies
2:50:07
it's time we take our own pleasure did i mention i've got a direction i've got a sh
2:50:12
did i mention i've got a um i've got uh the sponsor lined up for for one of the streams in the future did i mention that
2:50:18
i don't know if i mentioned that please do an impression of that earthquake scene and i can die happy no
2:50:24
am i silly wait what what the [ __ ]
2:50:30
five five i mean oh the end of it very nice very funny stuff are you funny john
2:50:35
no i swear he's cool guys smile
2:50:40
i that that's that i i think it might be you buddy if i search that i guarantee you it's
2:50:46
you but uh i don't need no not not okay i promise
2:50:51
you it's not a sex toy company but i do have something whatever caught back that's where the what is that's where i keep all my wood chat i thought
2:50:58
this was a minecraft youtuber it is uh i've gone through a lot of change
2:51:05
recently do a veggie girl stream oh cooking
2:51:10
stream could be good hello fresh bruh that'd be cool get a hella fresh monster
2:51:15
sounds [ __ ] tight oh thanks for the backstory stuff i forgot that was a good command oh yeah if you want to know what
2:51:22
the [ __ ] is happening just do uh exclamation mark backstory as a command
2:51:28
works great oh [ __ ] [ __ ] he's doing uh
2:51:36
okay why the [ __ ]
2:51:41
why is this so broken there we go
2:51:46
imagine not knowing about minecraft the girl pipeline yeah the the gamer to the gamer to uh to
2:51:52
e-girl pipeline is um it's a harsh and brutal one it's a slippery slippery slippery pipe
2:51:59
easy to fall down into being uh being under six foot and um a gamer you've got two options really you
2:52:06
can get it you oh no you got three you can continue down the path be a programmer you can get uh you can really
2:52:11
hit the gym get muscley as [ __ ] or
2:52:16
you know there's a third option there's you know it happens to the best of us
2:52:22
sneaky me [ __ ] you know there's um you know it's the it's the insult jim
2:52:29
bro or um [Music] cat girl pipeline what can i say
2:52:38
the best of us oh sorry it only happens to the best of us what can i say
2:52:45
not it sometimes happens quick reminder rose what do you identify
2:52:52
as she her girl for this month
2:52:57
uh a girl that's what i identify as thanks for the reminder thanks for asking that's a very nice
2:53:04
thing that you you're thank you great wanna fix mono in the background it's not broken it's just i don't use it
2:53:10
i i i it's so much work for it to set it up so i just don't i just i got it thing here
2:53:15
before but i just stopped using it yay dude people definitely forced you to
2:53:22
do all of this against your own will short bud they paid me money to do it that's my will
2:53:29
it's like saying i i am forced to go to work against my own will no
2:53:35
work pays money and i go there and you go there that's not like lost against
2:53:40
your will that just means money oh [ __ ] thank you
2:53:45
thank you pv thanks for tuning in what the [ __ ] is going to happen when we hit 2 000 subs also jesus christ thank you
2:53:51
for the 25 gifted subs that is insane you gifted that i think that's the first time you've ever gifted a lot of subs
2:53:57
before [ __ ] yeah it's pv thank you pv for you goofy i don't care
2:54:05
okay uh uh to be fair in bloom i honestly think
2:54:11
your long hair looks better than your old hairstyles really that's a hot take
2:54:17
that's like i don't know i think that i think in short hair i look better
2:54:25
i look well okay i don't know about better but i look more
2:54:33
i look more presentable i do look better i look i i look boys look better with long hair i would disagree i think boys
2:54:38
look better i'm what what can i say i'm stereotypical i think that boys look better with short hair
2:54:46
i happen to have long hair because i hate wearing wigs um but
2:54:52
you know i think that the long hair looks better when i'm doing garment stuff
2:54:57
holy [ __ ] lifebound hey dude what's poppin i haven't seen you in a little minute but uh thank you for the 10
2:55:02
gifted subs where the what the [ __ ] what i i do i don't know what the [ __ ] we're going to do at 2 000 subs by the
2:55:08
way i still don't have a i just don't have a plan long here's 100 your thing no i look kind of a little bit homeless
2:55:13
on some sometimes i do look a little a little homeless i think if you search up finster the first ones of me look if i
2:55:20
search up finster on google images yeah i look a little bit [ __ ] insane with long hair
2:55:27
so i don't know but with shorter hair uh i think it looks pretty [ __ ] maybe
2:55:34
not that one is there a good photo of me with short hair the [ __ ]
2:55:40
yeah look at that short hair of me up there look at that [ __ ] perfect i mean that one as well like i i do
2:55:48
think i look good with short hair bro i look so innocent but
2:55:56
i [ __ ] move my cam 2000 as bikini stream ah
2:56:01
finn is five nine five ten five eleven why is six foot not an option on there i am
2:56:07
five eleven in any kind of shoes i am 510 without shoes
2:56:13
i'm 5 10 on my on my feet i am 5 10. i am 5 10 i'm not 5'9
2:56:20
i am like 5 9.9 at best at worst even
2:56:29
you're five eleven and two inch no five nine has proven early no i'll
2:56:34
measure myself with a laser i can measure myself with a laser beam dude i'll i'll do it
2:56:44
all of the fap hello
2:56:49
what the [ __ ] am i in a porn site
2:56:57
what the [ __ ] is this what why am i in here bro you look 1000
2:57:03
x better with longer hair the boobs may help why am i on this that's a terrible photo
2:57:09
of me too why is it branded with their [ __ ] stupid website
2:57:16
how what [Music] what the [ __ ]
2:57:22
but if you're only doing it for money and because you're confident in your masculinity then why not just be the
2:57:28
most bimbo you can be if it's funny and people are paying for it the voice is no
2:57:34
big deal nor the bikini come on be a man bb
2:57:40
um because okay well it's still like it
2:57:46
okay listen i wasn't listening that's a bad argument it's
2:57:51
like saying like uh uh if it's uh if you're just doing it for the money and you're comforting your masculinity
2:57:58
it's that's that's stupid it's like saying like okay with the whole uh work thing it's like saying oh you gotta work
2:58:03
as a uh mathematician why not calculate the
2:58:08
[ __ ] uh the [ __ ] theory of the universe huh when i do
2:58:14
it's in your field kinda you should do that as well and then you go but i can't
2:58:19
do that and you go well you shouldn't there's no reason why you couldn't it's fine
2:58:25
you know it's it's something i can't physically do
2:58:30
bikini however i can do and i'm just saving it for the right moment
2:58:35
but it's only a little bit slightly embarrassing that's the reason why i don't do most
2:58:40
things because they're still slightly embarrassing i i've dressed as a i dressed full
2:58:47
makeup girl last five days get my nails and eyelashes done in person with [ __ ]
2:58:52
people around other you guys give me enough credit for that by either way like i started off streaming like i was
2:58:59
wearing like a wig and some makeup and now it's gotten into this and this is now like not good enough i
2:59:05
don't like it uh great counterpoint thank you thanks supported boyfriend uh
2:59:11
you know it's still equally as annoying and difficult to do a full face of makeup and and get it and get dressed
2:59:17
except now you want your you want your heels and your girl voice and things like cannot do
2:59:22
i mean he'll stop it you know what i mean slippery slope
2:59:28
that's a nice knife too i got so many of these men
2:59:33
oh it's such a good sound
2:59:39
this one's gotta sound the best even out of this one it's nice though too
2:59:49
no this one's the best one it's like a shook oh great dovetanto i do have a tanto
2:59:56
knife no fun clue where it is though i have it somewhere just no clue where
3:00:05
how come you always get that sly little smile whenever saying something is demeaning or embarrassing
3:00:12
because it's embarrassing that's why i think it's like a you know if you say
3:00:18
[ __ ] it's like a like a not like a grammar like it's just a reaction your body what
3:00:25
like uh i don't know you're [ __ ]
3:00:31
it's just a thing it's just a thing you do i can't that's just you know that's just a weird question to answer why do you smile when
3:00:37
you laugh i don't know this is the thing you do
3:00:44
no no i can't explain it double look-alike very much not i don't
3:00:51
have facial features similar to taboo do i i just have i'm just british and have brown hair
3:00:58
if i had blonde hair you'd say tommy and it looked like finn degradation king confirmed yep
3:01:05
good lord um
3:01:11
the reality put you know you can't talk to them
3:01:17
wait what i couldn't talk to a female streamer in the way they get yeah there's a
3:01:22
i there was a good uh i had a conversation why are you still scared of going outside as female when you said
3:01:28
you already get called mom in restaurants these are very obvious questions to
3:01:34
answer why okay i get called ma'am in restaurants before they see me
3:01:40
but does pineapple belong on pizza there's a different i haven't tried it i've never tried it
3:01:46
there's it's a different thing going out in a skirt and someone like accidentally seeing long hair from behind and being
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like oh ma'am you know and then going like oh sorry sir you know that's a very different thing
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like go out in like a skirt some heels in full makeup very different i'm not being
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i'm not it's not a thing of like i'm being i'm afraid of being seen as feminine or
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female it's just weird i don't know it's just a weird thing for me to do
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i don't think if i went out and also passability helps yeah also that i bet you i think that
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like most people in real life i would would say that i do not pass a girl in real life i would say
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personally like i i like yeah unless it was like a very precise outfit you know i think
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like i think my face probably would but i don't think like i'm not gonna
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wear a skirt and a dress and anything i'm just too [ __ ] like bulky bro it's just too big i think it'd work you
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passed a girl on camera camera lighting and [ __ ] with makeup yeah in real life well i mean okay so i
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when i do go out like the only time i've ever like truly tested it was when shannon came over and i did the makeup
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went out in a skirt and everything went out in like technically a dress and a coat right i went out in a dress and a coat we were in a shop we were literally
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talking to people and at the very least they didn't even look at me weird like they were just
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like okay two girls like that that didn't even like we counted like or at least i wasn't doing any talking but she
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was uh like talking at the counter i was there paying for the ship didn't say a word
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whatever that went fine no one mentioned it and in birmingham someone would [ __ ] mention it but you know like
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i i but i also had like a mask on so i had like you know so i passed it like at least
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that point my my eyes and above like hair and everything outfit past there but also in like a coat and a dress so i
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don't know i wouldn't it's still not my preferred thing to do
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afterwards zombies that aren't paying attention anyway true burn burning into the ground they tried
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they tried there was one specific group of people that tried doing that actually i think like i don't know back in the 40s i think
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um sweden anita is one big buff woman just
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a reminder yeah but not a yeah but sweeney is not a guy so there's that's kind of the
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difference you can be female but muscular but not be shaped like a guy you wouldn't say
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she has a guy's body obviously i have a guy's body
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so you know there is that anyway and he just five foot two yeah exactly and he is five foot two
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okay i mean come on
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uh rose moscow yeah extremely i reckon if you're from albury why do
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you sound australian i'm not from albury what do you sound australian number one i'm not from auburn from
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birmingham number two uh the australian [ __ ] i get that only from
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americans no actually that's not true i've had that in uber driver as well i think it's just because i i know a lot of americans
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have picked up the accent over time australians have east
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anglian answer what the [ __ ] maybe you're not bulky just a bit chubby
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corset can fix this no i'm almost if i'm wearing shoes i am almost six
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foot and not exactly petite little petite little petite little girl you know t little um
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what's it i mainly just look like a [ __ ] like body shape like a dude you
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know that's you know i can't really i can't really do that i can't really shrink like my shoulder width or like how my oh like
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make my hips super big you know i can't really do that it's gonna look weird and disproportional wouldn't really work
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if i were still someone was 10 feet not really i'm like i'm in in like regular shoes i'm like 5 11. i am five alone in
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regular shoes the argument is if i'm if i'm not five nine without shoes i would argue that i'm not but still but with
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shoes i'm definitely like five eleven because i've measured that too
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rose is not chubby she's almost underweight it means different things to different people uh i'm a healthy weight i would say i
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want to be skinny though so 2qo 48 th fds
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h45u53 thanks for three months give the dab bud mr botman but no i'm uh i'm
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65 okay i should be i'm 66 kg but we're gonna say 65. i'm 65 kg at uh five foot
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at five foot ten let's [ __ ] meet in the middle i'm five foot ten i'm i'm uh
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i'm 65 kg well 65 kg in pounds or whatever it is
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that's 143 pounds so
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eh just normal weight i used to be i would consider an unhealthy weight of
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like 75 and that was 165. so yeah i lost i was 75 now i'm 65
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which is 22 pounds of difference so i lost 22 pounds from that i like my weight where i'm at if i was going to
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choose a white i might try and go to 60 but i don't know if that would be like
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i want to get to 60 but with exercise like i'd still want to keep some muscle mass like i want to be more lean and
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still have like some uh like yeah anyway because if i just lost i can lose
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five kilograms like i in a few months like pretty easy it's more just like i think i'm gonna
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lose like muscle mass with it and i don't want to lose a ton of muscle mass
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60 is too low for your height there's no way there's no way it is
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like 60 you need yeah 65 what's your bmi fine like 65 i feel like is a is a good
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margin but like i'm not like you like i mean i don't know
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i've seen myself at much lower weights and much like stronger i guess and uh
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yeah i'd like i think i look i i know i can look better and that's you know to do with fat thing
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i guess so two of my where my photos so yeah i always have like it's like i
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always have like a little bit of belly feather i kind of want to that's why i want to exercise a bit more because i remember when i was like more like when
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i was doing a lot more exercise i had a lot like i was leaner so i kind of want to do that
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70 kg for your height it's much healthier in what way though [Music] i don't get how like just the weight
3:08:32
thing just woke up from a covered nap hope you're vibing tonight i am i thought i'd go home
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go get that ass john um yeah so wait i don't get how like
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if i was like dude even if i was like 55 i don't get how that would be like an
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unhealthy weight because i'd still have all the same like i don't get it
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or even like i say 60 because that's the that's like people said that okay if you're saying 65 is an unhealthy weight that's insane
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that is a that is [ __ ] nuts
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anyway um little chassis who is it light mode use it yet literally oh hey head mana yeah
3:09:20
chassis who is what is that badge you've got head miner what the [ __ ] cheer 10k oh that's a cool [ __ ] badge
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uh 65 is not unhealthy yeah
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60s like i would say 50 to 55 would be a kind of unhealthy weight at that point
3:09:39
you're probably gonna be tired all the time but like i feel pretty [ __ ] good now and i have been lighter and i felt
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good then i've been much lighter and i felt in my mind better than because i had more
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muscle mass on me so like i don't know 60 kg is the bottom of the normal range
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for you for bmi yeah i guess but like ah
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wait what hi to you 510 hmm
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no one's been able to give me an answer on that if like just being awake but eating all the right like if you're eating all the right things but you just
3:10:20
happen to be a lower weight how is that unhealthy i'm so confused by that or even a higher weight but you're
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eating all the right things not too high because i get the whole thing of like too much food and it's gonna [ __ ] with your heart but like if you're eating all
3:10:32
the right things surely that's fine like if you're getting all the right like getting all the correct amount of
3:10:37
calories in getting all like nutrients and [ __ ] in the only thing that i think is genuine like my weight's not an issue for me
3:10:43
health-wise i think the thing that i do want to [ __ ] work on is trying to remember to take like vitamin d pills though you know well i don't see the sun
3:10:51
at all i obviously i'm almost see-through but like eh
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eh i should be fine you should might get tired faster thank [ __ ] i'd love to get tired faster
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i am [ __ ] up for years right now i sleep for i i'm awake for so long i
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cannot sleep and then i sleep for 12 hours every night insane uh
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what height are you i'm 5 10.
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i'm i'm closer to 510 than any other height that's a good way to put it that's a
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good way to put it i'm closer to five ten than five nine or five eleven
3:11:32
so i'm five ten that's what it would be does your family think it's funny that you're dressed please girl i wouldn't say i guess so my my dad finds it quite
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fun the uh my sis my sister finds it fun my dad finds it funny and my mom i just don't think cows
3:11:46
i think she just she she does she my mom doesn't keep track of what i do most of the time my dad however every now and
3:11:51
then watches these streams so like more often than you'd think like i'd say my my dad watches the majority
3:11:57
of my streams so maybe not all of them but he's at least there for the majority just kind of nuts
3:12:07
so that's fun hey finn's dad he might be here
3:12:14
get vitamin d pills they they do even i don't know
3:12:20
i what does vitamin d do which makes your skin a bit better i guess or like energy
3:12:25
feels like i don't need it but i might i don't know i feel it's one of those things i was supposed to do i took vid i
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took vitamin like multivitamin i took a multivitamin like every day for like a few months
3:12:36
and noticed no and then i stopped taking it and then realized that i noticed no difference like i noticed no difference
3:12:42
while i was on them skin anything i noticed no difference
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when i was off them i'm convinced they don't actually do anything 70 kilograms at your height is almost
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overweight bmi americans just have a different frame of reference 60 kilograms is in the normal range
3:13:01
four five nine or ten yeah i'd agree with that 70 kilograms for me was uh
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i mean 70 wasn't that bad i would say 17 i was 75 when i
3:13:13
team usually i really didn't like it like i was like notice it i don't know if you've ever seen like gone back
3:13:18
through pictures of me when i was like if i google me i bet you i can find one but like i was [ __ ]
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up there and let's see i mean these are all going to be like
3:13:32
posed and stuff bear like to to give you i remember okay to give you some perspective on it like
3:13:38
i remember people would would like talk about like oh finn he's got to be on hrt because he's got he's got [ __ ] i can
3:13:44
see some titty growth and then it was literally like no i'm just i just gained weight i'm just i'm just a bit
3:13:50
overweight right now like that was 75 kilograms like people genuinely thinking i had tits so
3:13:56
vitamin d i figured that sick i figured that my current weights are pretty good heart disease and gives you healthy
3:14:02
bones oh [ __ ] yeah that's cool i didn't notice any heart disease when i was when i wasn't taking some so maybe
3:14:08
i'll i can stop back up yeah um
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like people sorry just going through photos now yeah people were uh people were saying that
3:14:20
like people were saying that like you could see
3:14:26
you want it oh my god i found this clip i see you want to see this while i was overweight
3:14:32
look at that look at that [ __ ] look at that garbage bro
3:14:40
that's rough i don't like looking at that that is rough buddy
3:14:45
but i'm surprised this clip's still online but yeah there is that like uh yeah
3:14:52
there's what the hell why is this mark sensitive material but yeah there's that
3:14:58
i mean it's not that bad but it wasn't my favorite you know
3:15:05
what is this like i keep seeing this website brought up and it's like leaked nudes finster
3:15:11
and like there's an account on this [ __ ] site as well oh my [ __ ] they're just like taking pictures on her
3:15:16
look at this [ __ ] thing when did this start hold on hold on hold on i found like this website where
3:15:22
someone's made an account of me on like a porn site but it's just normal photos
3:15:28
i mean you know semi-normal things that i do things that are things that i do
3:15:38
that's so interesting why but they're normal photos too
3:15:46
yeah look oh there's a okay i know this is a weird uh site but look you can see my frame of reference like i'm a tall
3:15:51
boy it's a door i'm a tall boy i'm a tall boy thank you thank you subs
3:15:56
dude i'm a tall boy you really don't have a huge demand for vitamin uh supplements because you're on you're a
3:16:01
veggie in it it's the it's the degenerates that only uh that eat margarita pizzas all the
3:16:07
time yeah i'm a tall boy i'm a tall boy tall door god no not a tall door
3:16:14
tall boy i'm a tall boy
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[Music]
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do
3:16:55
hey guys welcome to my stream guy welcome to my welcome welcome to my
3:17:01
stream i know i was a little bit late this time uh but i'm all good i'm just getting ready just putting the finishing
3:17:07
touch on my makeup and i'm ready to start the stream uh i there is currently a bug on on twitch
3:17:14
where it says that i've been streaming for three hours that is not an idiot that is not true
3:17:19
uh i'm just putting some finishing on you can tell because i'm i'm just putting some finishing touches on my
3:17:25
makeup uh what uh what what what lipstick do you think i should wear chat i'm thinking more of like uh a
3:17:32
ready hue sort of thing like i had one uh i had one picked out before this one
3:17:38
this one was this one was a great pick you know this one great pick i don't know
3:17:43
um lip stain i feel like it's a lip stain's a bad plan i feel like this one is a this one's a good one and much
3:17:50
easier to take off um what do you think chat
3:18:02
lipstine because fail i don't i don't know what you're talking about by
3:18:10
chat everyone turn to page four of the script we're going from the top yup we
3:18:15
gotta start again
3:18:26
we gotta start again actually like nothing happened nothing happened what do we do
3:18:32
crack open a bottle of reason nut and use that what the [ __ ]
3:18:38
what the [ __ ] uh stain and we forget chat what do you
3:18:45
think about that option what do you think lip stain and we forget about the last five minutes of the stream what do you think
3:18:50
oh damn thanks for the 10 gifted serves nice what do you think chet
3:19:07
i'm taking off the i'm taking off the week i'm not doing an extra week if i [ __ ] it up that fast i'm not doing an
3:19:13
extra week if i [ __ ] it up that fast can then yeah crack open a cool cat a warm can of
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uh you want to clean the makeup mirror nah it's fine it's just a few fingerprints it's all good
3:19:26
i think i'm going to take off the week if i if i [ __ ] it up that fast you got to give me like a good couple days of buffer i mean come on
3:19:39
as long as we don't have to redo the whole court scene it was funny i like the court scene that was a good bit okay let me uh i'm gonna do this one
3:19:47
quartz scene you should have seen it you're gonna heat it up like a over a fire like a cowboy on two sticks i'll
3:19:52
heat up the uh warm kind of coomb all right
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this is a solid color i'm not going to do like giga pink or lipstick or anything but this one's better
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do
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okay hold on let me do a bit of a uh a little bit of a blob
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okay see what a good what a good and easy
3:21:11
color that was easy so check your mood ring what the [ __ ] i don't have a mood ring
3:21:19
like the things you buy for like three bucks at a a uh arcade i actually don't have a mood ring
3:21:26
i have a i have a cup that changes colors with uh warm water i have a mug like it's a minecraft mug and like if
3:21:33
you put it if you put warm like when you put tea in it it like the caves open up it's very cool
3:21:39
very very good looking um i also have one of that you know that uh that like that guy with the giant with
3:21:46
the giant dick when you when you pour hot water on it it like shows that image
3:21:52
yeah they're like 200 tickets yeah they're very expensive um so i've got a mug like that
3:21:58
and then i i i think they think it's just a regular black mug make this a drunk stream and
3:22:04
all is okay sound good chat the whole that the the the the pronoun
3:22:11
rules shouldn't in all fairness the pronoun rule should not be a thing
3:22:18
by the way to be sure you mean not adding another extra week for that mess up because you're still adding the first
3:22:25
extra week i'll still have the first week however
3:22:30
the bed is still on all will be forgiven for a beach day bikini stream rest easy if you want to
3:22:37
argue pull up the courtroom maybe not maybe not
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oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that's gonna hit that's gonna hit two thousand [ __ ] it hey isaac
3:22:50
thanks for the 25 gifted subs what the hell thank you what the [ __ ]
3:22:57
thank you what a what what i i is it is sack or isaac it spelt weird but thank you buddy
3:23:05
thanks for the 25 subs we're hit two what are we doing for two thousands you should legally a lot be allowed to
3:23:11
misgender yourself i feel like i should be allowed to accidentally misgender myself
3:23:16
i would say that like if i do something on purpose that should break the rules uh
3:23:22
you know that will break the rules if i do it accidentally i feel like it shouldn't be a thing
3:23:29
oh wow my fist three months zany face
3:23:37
do a bikini stream maybe mary boutin what the [ __ ] boutin bikini
3:23:44
stream what what what the [ __ ] is that mean what the [ __ ] is that mean 2k bikini stream is only fair
3:23:54
hello microsoft oh [ __ ] i [ __ ] up the quotes on that
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wait what uh but you said i'm a tall boy like 20 times or what point does it become stop
3:24:06
becoming accidental i didn't realize i was doing it dude i forgot i'm tired it's 11 30.
3:24:14
i'm drunk i've been drinking bowling stream
3:24:20
bowling nico what the [ __ ] i don't know about that
3:24:26
i don't know about that
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i don't know about it
3:24:41
bowling with gel nails that's like oh dude these [ __ ] these [ __ ] grippers man i don't they're not fitting
3:24:46
in the holes in a bowling ball you know what's nuts these are the longest i had and i usually get these longer
3:24:51
when i get them redone should i get them longer because i get them redone in like a
3:24:57
couple weeks two weeks i think why no i can tell you exactly when but um
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no i can't tell you exactly one because i don't think i wrote on my google calendar i think it's like next month i get them
3:25:08
redone
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one centimeter extra nail like per [ __ ] up my god the length's fine don't go full essex
3:25:19
that's so easy though these are like these are short to me now these are so easy to deal with i've been dealing with
3:25:25
these for so long oh soda picks the bikini
3:25:30
that's a terrible plan it's a terrible plan it's better that it's better than you guys picking a bikini but it's a
3:25:36
terrible plan vicky uh bikini soda does like a bunch of the uh the outfits for sneaky sometimes or at least some of the
3:25:43
outfits for sneaky recently um so they got some good fashion taste but
3:25:51
i wouldn't trust them not to make me look like a [ __ ] um it's a terrible idea yeah
3:25:57
um dressed up in different time periods of
3:26:03
the theme no that's so lame i don't get the there's there's that whole crowd that's really into like the
3:26:08
victoriany like they do like like era era clothing whatever it is oh
3:26:13
amy retweeted [ __ ] god damn jesus christ
3:26:25
how am i supposed to continue with the stream that's true you look like [ __ ] yeah how am i supposed to continue with the
3:26:31
stream now that i've seen this
3:26:37
go to bed think about sleep schedule if i okay if i went to bed right now i wouldn't sleep for the next six hours i
3:26:44
it's i just can't that i'm i can't you can't call it up
3:26:50
i i just stay i just stay awake in bed first for ages
3:26:59
oh my god well that's nuts look at this
3:27:05
she when she does sponsor it was like 1k tweets and then a cosplay [ __ ] seventy four thousand
3:27:11
amy ruse [ __ ] crazy man she's so cool that's the uh oh
3:27:17
i've got i've got 5 000 more followers that's not going to be a thing for very long i'm technically beating her in follow
3:27:23
account it's fine um it's great jesus christ most of the nails think i should be the same length
3:27:28
i'm sorry with that i'm so tired i want food i want food that's not dry
3:27:33
as hell but there's wait actually just because i yawned doesn't mean i'm
3:27:39
tired i feel like i yawn every time ever all the time
3:27:48
www holy [ __ ] yeah oh [ __ ] thanks for the
3:27:55
year subscription dude it's a year of sub
3:28:00
that's what i was just talking about while i wait i was like i want to lose weight anyway should i order a waffle
3:28:05
let me order a whole pizza and a stack of pancakes
3:28:12
nothing's open man this sucks
3:28:17
one day one day in it one day i'll go to america and experience the glory of having everything open 24 hours
3:28:24
oh that'd be really nice that'd be some pretty dope [ __ ] i want
3:28:30
that yeah there's nothing happening there's just like garbage uh pizza places like
3:28:37
the ones that just reheat a pizza from the microwave and then send you that like just dog [ __ ]
3:28:43
fried chicken and waffles that sounds like a weird combo but i mean i'm not into into fried chicken i'm a vegetarian
3:28:52
i could make something
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yeah that's pretty based i'm so again this is the point of the stream
3:29:03
where i'll just i'm fine this is the point in the stream where i'm just like i look too good to
3:29:10
end the stream i look too hot and sexy to end the stream but i got nothing else to say i got i'm
3:29:17
i'm i i'm all out of i'm a lot of content i can give you will i continue on though yes
3:29:23
most of the 24 hours
3:29:28
so what are you doing for 2k subs and i personally don't think that everything chat chooses is terrible some of them
3:29:35
send you things they genuinely hope you'll like no i don't think everything there's a
3:29:41
lot of stuff that's been sent to me by chat that i wear i think these caddies you know i this choker was definitely
3:29:48
sent to me by chat um the heels were sent to me by chat so you know they've got some good the
3:29:54
heels that i'm wearing anyway get me in there do you want to [ __ ] want to play checkers what was it checkers you want to play
3:30:01
connect four i'm i will i will [ __ ] destroy you in connect four watch this
3:30:06
remember the success of that drunk eight hour stream you know what to do not for eight hours of course
3:30:14
interconnection get drunk hell yeah there's a website specifically made for
3:30:20
all these like little games paper games i think it was yup i found it you want to [ __ ] you
3:30:26
want to you want to play the master at his own game look at this connect four play with a
3:30:31
friend finn okay let's do it i don't i want to see
3:30:38
board size what the [ __ ] standard okay i'm gonna i'm gonna send you a game let me call you soda i'm going to call you
3:30:44
hold on i'm calling soda let me just quickly destroy soda 1v1 and
3:30:50
then and then we're good give me one second oh god change my voice settings oh
3:31:00
all right connect four yes oh let's do this i'm gonna win yes i gotta read
3:31:06
trying to quickly flex on you guys that i'm so good at connect for you know maurice is actually like a world champion in connect four like i'm not
3:31:13
even that's not even a [ __ ] fact like she's actually like or she she won some competition in germany or something
3:31:19
unconnected and i wouldn't i couldn't trust somebody who wanted a german connect four competition is this
3:31:26
you in here yeah it's me okay because i yeah i leaked the game card
3:31:32
okay all right um
3:31:37
here we go i'm gonna go i'm gonna go for the uh the bernoulli approach the what
3:31:43
yeah it's your turn buddy this this is the uh the french defense
3:31:50
why aren't you just on one side of the board away from all me away from me then yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
3:31:57
[Music] some big brain [ __ ] that's some big brain [ __ ]
3:32:03
bet for the winner i will i [ __ ] i i i want some free food
3:32:09
order me mcdonald's if i win um i've got some good strategies though chat trust me
3:32:19
oh you have a lot of thinking time on this so many yeah yeah this is this i've got like uh [Music]
3:32:26
there we go we're going here we're going here we got a plan that is an interesting approach
3:32:33
yeah i actually read about this uh this offense a couple of days ago
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right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
3:32:47
there we go yeah that's right
3:32:54
[Music]
3:33:00
this truly is like a battle of the mines it is this is the most complex game
3:33:06
[Music] i'm going there i'm doing it pawn to before we're building the towers
3:33:12
[Laughter] our hubris won't let us touch the [ __ ] sky but you float you fly too
3:33:20
close to the sun icarus soda
3:33:25
yeah give me i want you to just quickly look up it is i just want you to remember it's my turn and look at where
3:33:30
all my pieces are and i want you to remember that i have to put four of them in a row
3:33:36
oh yeah okay yeah yeah yeah okay [Laughter]
3:33:42
three minutes interesting
3:33:51
i already had a drink right listen here buddy i don't believe it for a second
3:33:57
sorry i'm going for the bernoulli approach [ __ ] you okay here
3:34:03
okay buddy don't you do it you [ __ ]
3:34:08
oh why i oughta i'm going up again oh not again
3:34:16
oh i found the perfect strategy for it [Music]
3:34:25
i'm saying my total think time has been down to five seconds and yours on 30. you listen listen listen listen i'm i'm
3:34:32
a warrior okay i've got i've got things to do i've got
3:34:38
places to to see
3:34:43
a genetic freak okay i've got i've got plans that you have plans within plans here dude i was lucky
3:34:52
i could have really screwed you on that one oh [ __ ] me on that one
3:35:02
there's one one one this is the fight this is the the this is the one this is from the breaker
3:35:07
bro i got [ __ ] on it's fine dude here we go this is the move you never even saw that one [ __ ] comment dude
3:35:13
you got [ __ ] on slightly worse the first time so i'm yeah that is true that is true i reckon i reckon no i'm in
3:35:19
slightly maintained dignity here
3:35:26
there's so many options you know what the [ __ ] is going on
3:35:34
i feel like i feel like i have to do this no i'm going for my three i'm grabbing my three
3:35:41
all right all right we got it we got it we got it
3:35:49
just oh there's there's there's directions we can go what am i
3:35:54
just just just making sure yeah just we're just making sure yeah
3:35:59
just making sure yeah um
3:36:08
just making sure that nothing making sure yeah just making sure
3:36:15
i've muted i can't go here i'm making sure i can't go here because then she's gonna place one more there he's gonna play somewhere on that oh this little
3:36:21
goddamn okay no three guys this one wait huh what do you mean i can't really
3:36:26
like oh come on i didn't even notice that this input
3:36:32
there was a missed input i'm dude i'm level three who wins they're betting on who wins here i'm
3:36:38
gonna let's let's go up to five because the predictions all right oh yeah [ __ ] let's go i wanna do this
3:36:44
again okay oh here we go here we go uh i'm going right here
3:36:54
strategy it's a setup it's the long game dude the long game
3:37:11
i love chess this is great love this is good yeah this is this is like it's like an ancient game dude this is
3:37:17
what like the neanderthals used to play in caves yeah
3:37:23
um they weren't very good at it they didn't they didn't have plastic back in those times they couldn't do it
3:37:29
yeah so it was you had to use two different colored rocks and rocks are all like pretty similar colors
3:37:35
all things considered
3:37:40
you're a bit of an [ __ ] huh yeah yeah i've got plans within plans
3:37:47
it's a frank herbert quote i've never heard of him in my life
3:37:53
really frank herbert no yeah i've never heard of that name before
3:37:58
i just want you to let you know that uh read a book finn come on by the way i just want to let you know
3:38:03
that thirty thousand people bet or thirty thousand points are on you ninety six thousand are on me so i go three times more than you oh ooh
3:38:11
that means i've got big money i've got oh i've got the good odds that's what i'm talking about
3:38:16
no one believes in you just i just want you to know that we all we love an underdog story here okay which one you
3:38:21
know that no one believes in you no one okay well i just want to let you all know good luck
3:38:28
an interesting play yeah that was uh that was a a more advanced move that i don't think i was
3:38:35
leaving anywhere i mean i could just
3:38:40
i bet you that's what that's that one i don't get
3:38:46
i've got a plan i've gotta [ __ ] what's going on in this game i got a plan
3:38:51
i think you guys can recognize what i'm gonna do that's an interesting one yeah i'm i'm
3:38:58
here to throw wrenches um like a monkey
3:39:04
loose oh i'll go i'll go on the complete opposite side to you let you do your thing do your own thing buddy
3:39:10
yeah yeah i'll do my own thing [Music] i'll do my own thing
3:39:15
[ __ ]
3:39:21
[Music]
3:39:28
this is uh this is scary so this is this is getting to a point where it's like
3:39:34
we've i i don't think i've ever had a game of connect four go this long before no
3:39:39
no it's normally it's it's a it's like a samurais duel um
3:39:45
where it's like it's over in like three moves you know
3:39:51
this [ __ ] how did that happen how'd that happen
3:39:57
i'm i'm i'm working on levels i've got i've got [ __ ] oh i'm a genetic freak i just
3:40:04
placed that in point one second what the [ __ ] you're oh my god you're fast dude
3:40:10
okay this isn't gonna work it's not gonna look like i don't think i'm not quick
3:40:24
oh [ __ ] me no no
3:40:32
i've ruined it and i haven't realized how f how bad i [ __ ] it
3:40:41
solid play so i play yeah yeah
3:40:49
soda had no idea how did that happen how did i live through that that went at me it's distracting me so that i have an excuse
3:40:56
okay okay why is that your is that a cat
3:41:02
yeah that's my kid [ __ ] i thought it was don't sniff that god you don't know where that's been
3:41:09
um [Music]
3:41:26
all righty okay then wait no what are you planning dude you got nothing here i've got i've got things i've got i've
3:41:32
got things in the in the in the pipeline you know i've got
3:41:37
a whole situation going on that you can't even comprehend yeah i've got one idea so you're playing
3:41:44
connect four and i'm playing chinese checkers i think i know we're kind of what you're doing a little bit maybe a little bit a
3:41:51
little bit a little bit i reckon yeah kind of depends
3:41:58
i think their plan is to go down like that so if i put one here they'll gain on it
3:42:03
but if i put one here they put one here i put one here they'll put one there and then i have to put one there
3:42:12
or they just what the [ __ ] just happened
3:42:24
what the [ __ ] this has gotten intense it's already what stephanie don't [ __ ]
3:42:32
oh ooh we like to see that approach um
3:42:39
uh that's the wes anderson approach
3:42:53
i'm dyslexic i can't recognize the patents okay well i'm i'm less dexact so
3:43:00
oh this is rough that's trump like hmm
3:43:06
a valiant attempt over there dude i'm screwed i can't put i i'm i
3:43:13
can't put one here or here
3:43:23
[ __ ] hell that's what you get for misunderestimating me misunderestimating
3:43:30
i think it's a george h.w bush clone
3:43:36
oh god here we go um
3:43:47
hmm indeed
3:43:55
that's where that one goes it's an interesting it's an interesting play
3:44:00
yeah
3:44:12
this game is now 100 about drawing on time it's it's on who has to place a
3:44:18
block it's literally how it is i win if
3:44:23
yeah i just gotta go here
3:44:29
oh god we've we've gotten to a point where you the winner has already been decided
3:44:34
yeah but i i have i'm too lazy to count to find out who it is
3:44:43
i i'm reading your chat that says finn loses finn wins finn loses finn i have no idea
3:44:50
i'm just trying to make sure you don't but i've got a good idea on how to play it
3:44:55
oh [ __ ] i think you win yeah you win it's real
3:45:02
it's you win it's real close no no there's actually no way i win i did the counting
3:45:08
i did the counting a couple moves ago
3:45:13
i'm going out on my own terms
3:45:19
it's okay did somebody bump her mouse please somebody somebody do i have a man on the
3:45:25
inside i'm just making sure i can't [ __ ] this up in any way i i think i'm fine i think i'm fine if i
3:45:32
go here then you go wait [ __ ] how
3:45:37
wait did i what happened now wait wait wait wait
3:45:44
wait i just i i threw you for a loop yeah i i don't know how okay oh i'm just
3:45:50
accounting why not what i'm so confused i i don't know how that worked i thought that was
3:45:56
like a double setup did you think that was a double setup too i don't know
3:46:01
no there wasn't no no this one wasn't the thing what the [ __ ] just keep going let's go
3:46:06
play your play your play yeah yeah oh god oh i got to pick i got to pick up [Music]
3:46:12
it's an easy play it's an easy play it's an easy play what
3:46:20
i said i was going out on my own terms okay yeah the if you put it in the other column it would have been going it would
3:46:26
have been going out yeah that was the double set i didn't have a finance double set i didn't have a double zip i tried to play it in a way
3:46:33
where i could but those two things didn't have one i'm having so much fun playing connect four at this point it's
3:46:39
cause i'm so good this is this is this is round two uh or um set to match two
3:46:45
whatever they say in [ __ ] tennis or whatever who plays tennis nowadays i don't know
3:46:53
liberals liberals that just like doesn't mean anything
3:47:01
[ __ ] liberals man i don't know why i did that i'm not
3:47:06
think uh
3:47:12
[ __ ] [ __ ] there's a million places you could put
3:47:17
one yeah there's actually there's only seven oh
3:47:32
[Music] [Laughter]
3:47:41
grind your [ __ ] bones into dust yep look at that play that forced you into blocking off your own little
3:47:48
thing there pretty smart of me i would say yeah i reckon i reckon
3:47:53
i've got a big noggin gambling for kids true
3:47:58
put oh what the [ __ ]
3:48:13
huh
3:48:19
all right i'm going for uh the bernoulli approach again
3:48:26
i don't know what's going on over there i'm just making a pretty pattern yeah i'm it is pretty yeah
3:48:36
[ __ ] you can i get can't can't get it that easy
3:48:45
gives me a pretty pattern real quick yep
3:48:53
busy making my pretty pattern
3:49:01
i'm rooting for the person i'm mod for thanks apple mad for both of us
3:49:07
i'm glad you've got such strong ties yeah yeah loyalty yeah loyalty
3:49:13
to the right cause
3:49:19
hmm we're gonna have the exact same situation again yeah this is uh who's
3:49:24
been counting [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
3:49:34
can't do that ah [ __ ] someone's gonna count and then be able to tell me who wins
3:49:44
yeah there's no other way to do it there's no other way to do this yeah this is this has become it's become something
3:49:59
column for both of us yeah so it completely depends
3:50:06
in theory it could be a draw i don't know i don't i think the draws are possible in this game right
3:50:13
it completely depends on who has there's there's more there's technically more of a chance for you to win
3:50:20
okay so we're fine on here so we're good i'm good i'm solid you you're good i'm good i'm good here i'm
3:50:26
good i'm just good i'm good do i go out on my own terms yeah you've lost
3:50:32
you i go out on my own terms yeah i did the counting buddy you want to play this until the end we know what has to happen
3:50:42
there's just two more moves till the death one
3:50:48
[Music] [Laughter]
3:50:55
[Music] i'm so good
3:51:00
oh
3:51:07
i used to play battleship with my friend wigan all the [ __ ] time friend who was like shitty his name's wick i mean no his name isn't
3:51:13
wigan but i call him wigan wiggin um i don't know i've got you a game i found one okay okay sweet sweet sweet there
3:51:19
you go i i call that a solid who wins oh [ __ ] you're voting on it now
3:51:25
oh for battleship okay battleship there is now a perfect 50 50 on who's winning
3:51:30
oh it's 100 i'm a battleship master
3:51:37
boat okay yeah i know how i know how battleship excuse me oh no the special [ __ ] on this
3:51:44
and i wait okay oh i gotta move them around maybe i don't know yeah
3:51:50
i don't know how do i put my boats in good places i i'm not stupid i'm not entirely sure
3:51:56
did we [ __ ] it up already yeah i don't know wait no it's your turn you got to click on one of the opponents okay okay then
3:52:03
i'm just oh okay there you go okay
3:52:10
that's a solid strike oh yeah all right
3:52:16
that's the hit oh [ __ ] [ __ ] very uh very interesting play though
3:52:23
that you had yeah you see i'm a i'm a warrior mm-hmm
3:52:28
stephanie if you don't shut the [ __ ] up i will kick your ass
3:52:33
[ __ ] it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine there's no strategy
3:52:42
let me get this cat out of here [Music]
3:52:48
this is like how god damn it i got two stuff um
3:52:54
uh i don't know some some historical [ __ ] sun tzu said
3:53:00
you shouldn't be distracted sun tzu probably said something about this yeah some sun something about it what's his name
3:53:06
sue still some stuff all right sectioned off the boat yeah
3:53:14
i reckon this one is a win for them yeah thanks for telling me you have two different questions
3:53:19
yeah i know i know i'm i'm getting hit by him okay here
3:53:25
oh yeah that's a very good point you've got to like definitely not go on my stream and cheat
3:53:30
i'm not on your stream don't worry okay what is what is this line what is this [ __ ]
3:53:48
uh it's right here you're getting so unlucky
3:53:53
listen here buddy watch this [ __ ] you want to see some crazy [ __ ] on my turn
3:53:59
no i'm about to i'm about to whip you into shape dog watch this [ __ ]
3:54:06
[Music] what
3:54:14
let's go buddy i'm going for the i literally don't hit you
3:54:20
you got one there you go your first hit good job okay now we go uh a bet it's up here
3:54:27
but it's up there but it's up there close close close it actually wasn't up there
3:54:33
okay well found it good job good job well done
3:54:39
just the the second easiest ship to find
3:54:53
just a slight miss let's find chad we're still winning this
3:54:59
oh this is for you guys chat you guys are [ __ ] why don't you give me more luck there
3:55:05
right it's up here it's gotta be like around here oh god damn it
3:55:12
um
3:55:21
not say gene in my head oh yeah sorry
3:55:26
i'm gonna go kill your ship as well as well as mispronounce your name i'm gonna [ __ ] you thank you
3:55:32
you're so honorable uh-huh all right let's do it
3:55:38
it's like in french i know it's in french but i can't
3:55:44
[ __ ] that's pretty that's pretty good good job there buddy all right so it's either
3:55:49
five or another three hmm
3:55:56
because oh no there is twos in this right yeah there's a there's two [ __ ] uh also here
3:56:03
five all right i lose okay there's how many ships there's you got two ships alive still and you should
3:56:10
have a four and a three yeah yeah
3:56:15
could be one that oh [ __ ] hmm
3:56:21
what one of them is here though so
3:56:27
oh you got the two that's the rough one okay yeah i suck your battleship
3:56:36
this morning
3:56:42
[Music] yo
3:56:47
yo [ __ ]
3:57:00
because if this doesn't hit okay this goes here
3:57:10
i'm doomed oh come on come on baby could it be 50
3:57:15
50 here
3:57:29
okay so now it's either up or down oh
3:57:45
it has to go down now it goes right um it has to do that
3:57:51
oh wait do i run out of move oh yeah okay i run out of move never mind i don't know it is a solid game
3:57:57
do you have any final words uh my final words are
3:58:04
uh best 203. first of all we couldn't move our boats
3:58:10
uh neither of us could move our boats i'm so good at this game so good do you want to play checkers actually i can't
3:58:16
even play checkers yeah let's do checkers check checkers we don't have to move boats chad checkers
3:58:22
where is gamoku not in any version why no is there not checkers on this oh there's no checkers on this site no checkers there's no tracking it sucks
3:58:30
there's tic-tac-toe but we can draw so easily in that tic-tac-toe sucks
3:58:36
dude it's too you can't win nah
3:58:41
that's what the [ __ ] is go i've never played go i found one that's called game table let's see
3:58:48
two player
3:58:55
there was one where uh you can like make a funny character that i used to play oh so there's one on
3:59:01
cool math games cool math games
3:59:06
i see i think i'm gonna finally migrate to being a coolmathgames.com streamer
3:59:12
[Music] i want to see if i can find i feel like
3:59:19
that's going to be the new meta jesus christ yeah i can't find like i
3:59:24
can't find a good one i can't find one where the [ __ ] is the the one that
3:59:30
we're gonna know hold on let me search my discord chat for the word checkers and i should be able to
3:59:36
find it like hands and [ __ ]
3:59:41
yeah it says like play versus a human but like it doesn't give me an opportunity to link it where do i put the man
3:59:47
oh [ __ ] i don't think we can find a checkers game buddy i've done it i have done it
3:59:53
i think that's [ __ ] your voice is so relaxing it makes me
3:59:59
feel so comfortable how on earth is that true what the yeah you're lying i yeah no i've got a very [ __ ] liar you're
4:00:06
not yeah you're flattery will get you nowhere here well it's okay this is we playing
4:00:11
against each other this is the one so yeah you click multiplayer and then you enter a name uh uh so i'm gonna put uh
4:00:18
finn johnny paisano okay no i can't fit that wait what please enter a name i am typing a name
4:00:25
oh i i can't put numbers in it it's [ __ ] oh i get to ah buzz
4:00:32
buzz are you buzzed yeah you you
4:00:38
i'm gonna okay is it your turn how do i know oh yeah well i haven't i haven't picked a name yet so that's why oh right
4:00:45
click a piece just okay buzz is [ __ ] [ __ ] is calling me
4:00:50
and the year of our lord [ __ ] your [ __ ] okay so now now if you go on to this website
4:00:56
i'm on it i'm playing click multiplayer and now you know you where where's your name i'm looking for you you where
4:01:05
no i'm not buzzed click the multiplayer button i did and then buzz challenged me
4:01:10
don't i'm not in buzz online 10. and then which one are you sting who are you
4:01:16
okay there you go okay oh are we in who are you i've done the stink i said
4:01:26
oh you declined my challenge oh [ __ ] sorry st there's no one called stink i'm
4:01:33
challenging you it's done i might who is calling me i didn't it's
4:01:40
somebody who the [ __ ]
4:01:49
i can't see anyone what you called yourself stink i can't see anyone called that [ __ ] is this
4:01:59
i i'm peeved oh [ __ ] my grocery deliveries are here
4:02:06
oh no oh okay we'll play that random i guess
4:02:12
no no i i just exited out i'm just trying to find who where the [ __ ] you are i keep challenging you you want no
4:02:18
you're not i'm called finn if i there might be a key i keep clicking it and everything is
4:02:24
this might be a different thing doing this live we shouldn't i'm going to be in the clown okay i'm
4:02:30
going to be in the club okay well that that's not going to okay there we go i challenged you and it says that finn is currently challenging
4:02:36
someone else my name is the stink when what the [ __ ] is going on
4:02:44
hold on okay i'm gonna refresh this entire game okay you you can click the disconnect button
4:02:49
and i'm gonna okay okay i just sent one are you joe k no i'm not i'm the stink
4:02:58
there there's no one called the stale i keep challenging you there's no one
4:03:06
there's no one called the stink what the [ __ ] is happening hi am i a ghost in the
4:03:11
machine am i being stupid am i why i keep going bob
4:03:17
i will share my [ __ ] screen you're wrong [ __ ] you bob go away bob's
4:03:23
an [ __ ] okay i'm not seeing you anymore just oh
4:03:28
god just die michael just died i gotta go get my groceries real quick oh [ __ ]
4:03:36
i'm gonna it's gonna be like five ten minutes this guy's pussing me won't be wanting my god me has
4:03:43
challenged me into a game am i looking into a dark mirror
4:03:49
okay i'm gonna go on this oh my how is this so difficult i have no idea
4:03:59
i keep declining and i can't like stop people from showing up
4:04:06
what the [ __ ] decline and block johnny anyway uh there should be a vote for both to lose
4:04:14
that what the [ __ ] yeah there's no one zero people called
4:04:21
the stink bro i just want to destroy them in more games i've won every single game by the
4:04:28
way every single one it's you know like they say
4:04:38
chuck good lord all right boys oh
4:04:44
yeah i can't find anyone can't find [ __ ] uh the stink disconnect
4:04:51
multiplayer there's [ __ ] no one okay
4:04:57
play sudden death minecraft yeah uk poop's gone do you think
4:05:03
wait is it wait is it [ __ ] uh location based
4:05:11
[Music] is it area-based do i need to have a vpn on rose while soda is busy did you enter
4:05:17
your name into that website as finn yeah why
4:05:30
just have a boxing match just [ __ ] fight him just fight soda
4:05:37
i would kick not not um you know i'd kick soda's ass i would easily kick soda's ass just as
4:05:44
an fyi
4:05:49
maybe he's getting censored for the name stink somehow i doubt it because they were getting challenged by
4:05:55
other people so they're around i could be i could i could kick soda's
4:06:01
ass it'd be really quite easy not to talk [ __ ] or anything but
4:06:06
i'm kind of very very tough during goal month yeah with the heels and everything the heels and the nails
4:06:14
the soda gene yeah john john i can't i can't read gene i can't read john as
4:06:19
john john my mouth doesn't make that sound so i just go jean jean
4:06:24
can't do it um
4:06:33
classic move always let the girl win
4:06:38
yep there's someone online called rosemary
4:06:45
and bend over bend over challenged me oh god
4:06:54
streaming boxing match confirmed so the versus finn it wouldn't be much of a match
4:07:00
you trans no i'm not i'm just a guy i'm just vibing i'm just a dude
4:07:08
kind of knife is that that's their grimsby norseman it's a thousand dollars this one is like 30 bucks from china
4:07:13
because it was a whip off of a knife that cost a bit more
4:08:00
[Music]
4:08:23
do [Music]
4:08:45
oh [ __ ]
4:08:50
[Music]
4:09:38
do
4:10:02
very good points chair [Music]
4:10:09
i've been gone for the last thirty minutes i'm sorry how is that how's things going the drunk stream offer long
4:10:15
how's things going chad i've been gone for the last uh hour i was taking a nap
4:10:23
oh sorry i just woke up what what happened what happened during that time i i wonder i wouldn't know because i wasn't
4:10:29
here so i was not
4:10:34
was not there so
4:10:45
if i just said that i lose the bet we we're taking off that week i just
4:10:51
wanted to let you know we either continue of with the bet
4:10:57
or the week we go bye-bye just as an fyi
4:11:04
i'm not doing an extra week of this if i don't if i don't win when my bet
4:11:25
straight up maybe a little bit
4:11:32
would you rather be able to fly 0.5 meter above the ground or be invisible but only for 30 seconds one hour cool
4:11:39
down the invisible one easy
4:11:46
hold on hello hello do you concede
4:11:55
no
4:12:01
you've screwed up three times this stream alone
4:12:06
it's getting tired it's you can always stop you don't have to continue this
4:12:12
save yourself i was hacked all you have to do is say that you've lost the bet i was hacked
4:12:18
and it's so it's all good i've been playing
4:12:24
you're gonna have to continue this way that was it was a pulse i guess
4:12:34
continuing the bet if every time you lose you just reset the best
4:12:40
barrel rider has a point you shut the [ __ ] up all right all righty shut the [ __ ] up
4:12:50
if i if if you if you want to say you've you've lost the bet
4:12:56
then you don't have to do that extra week which was a continuation of the bet in all fairness
4:13:02
so you still have to complete this month
4:13:08
and you would then gain five months of extra box time because you've lost the bet
4:13:16
what if i could what if i could prove that and you would have to announce on stream
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that john and i were right what if it what if what if i could prove that it
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wasn't me who did it you can't do that though because it was you that did it that was not possible it
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was not me what if i win my game against soda
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so soda isn't involved in this pet
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um i'll show you a point
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i don't like the um
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no just just just the seed i'll think about it just consider it this is just different
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just just see all you have to say is
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jonas i left the call i left the call i left the call
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i don't want to do the chat i don't know where to go from here i know i what do i do
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i'm gonna what do i do from here i'll lose this bet this is not a good this is not good
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throwing the towel no i can't do that it wasn't me i was hacked um
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it wasn't me that said it
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make it the sub goal
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what should what how are we talking about let me get in the cool soda let me let's play some video games hold on let me
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hey soda all right all right so now let's play some videos don't tell me about this bet
4:15:17
let's play know me i'm a betting man let's play some video games i'm i'm a man who likes to play with the
4:15:22
money he likes to roll the dice i live on i live on the edge you know me i'm always edging
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that was good [ __ ] i still cannot find you in this stupid okay okay i am i'm
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the stink i can't see the stink i'm gonna i'm gonna change my name to can i
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chan okay let me let me know as well finn um honkerton
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so so we're a honkerton oh my god i see you okay there's two i see you no i challenged you i challenged you okay
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okay yes oh my god we're going we're going okay okay so uh
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finn's turn to start that's a bad move
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so you're going for the bong cloud defense with the what i want you to know that's a real chess move i'm not making
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that one up i'm not [ __ ] you with with the bong cloud defense bung cloud gamers i don't
4:16:28
what is this that's happening here i actually can't smoke it sucks because i have to take a dr a drug test in air
4:16:35
quotes oh wow yeah that's cringe it's not great cringe i've heard of it
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i'd say so i see we're both advancing our front lines um i'm in a bit of a
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sticky situation though yeah i can move over here though
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this is one of the things where you have to jump if you can yeah but this one's fine i can move up here
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speak button boom what the [ __ ]
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okay uh we're gonna we're gonna go for the uh
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yeah the bernoulli offense what does that i'm convinced that bernoulli isn't a real person anymore i
4:17:25
i think he did something with like rotational dynamics okay and like angular
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physics or whatever angular physics is is that is that true finn's chat can you tell me if that's
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true i've got no [ __ ] clue i don't think your chat would be able to help me oh it looks like you've gotta make a
4:17:43
move here buddy oh yeah i gotta make a move all right
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yeah let me make this move real quick
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hmm you've fallen directly into my truck
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[ __ ] up okay screw it we'll we'll trade we'll
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trade those who do not study this city are doomed to repeat it
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what about that huh what now um
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i'll tell you what now uh get memed on
4:18:25
this [ __ ] shut up diarrhea boy i mean diarrhea girl sorry i gotta abide
4:18:32
by the laws of these lands oh [ __ ] wait i just
4:18:38
what a double jump a king what have i done
4:18:45
you know i'm starting to discover a pattern that i suck at games um children's games are not your forte no
4:18:52
no no okay actually this one's just suggested such
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a great idea for me [Music]
4:19:04
thanks for clearing the path buddy strictly speaking in your best interest how about everything whatever because
4:19:10
broken a temporary extra rule is added by mods or viewers that lasts for the entire stream i see this leading to more
4:19:18
court that's a terrible idea supportive boyfriend thank you so much but that is a terrible terrible idea i i i think i'm
4:19:25
[ __ ] here man you are gonna be honest i've ruined this game
4:19:42
slightly uh here we go here we go now now now we're getting into a mental game
4:19:48
a fighting is a mental game how's your relationship with your with your with your family how is that am i
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family yeah you should are you trying to throw me off
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because it's working
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i thought i'm playing the banu
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come on buddy come on buddy i just gotta make a play i know i know what i'm doing oh i know what i'm doing
4:20:17
do you now do you don't know i do i do know what i'm doing i don't know about that oh do i oh i have to okay that's the
4:20:24
reason you got it that's the rule buddy you know i had to
4:20:29
jump yeah what you get for i don't want to move this guy
4:20:34
that's a lot of i'm not saying enough movement oh yeah one of the i'm not seeing enough
4:20:40
movement uh scenarios so those those scenarios are
4:20:45
uncomfortable for everybody indeed i'm trying to think of a good play here
4:20:52
yeah i i want you to know that i'm like sitting on my floor like a like a japanese war general
4:20:58
and i've got like my my hands on my thighs and i'm moving my pieces one by
4:21:03
one like it looks like [ __ ]
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oh um
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check this out check this out check this out check this out check this out okay technically i have to do that
4:21:31
you betrayed me that's
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annoying although we are tired right now yeah technically nothing nothing is of of value was
4:21:44
exchanged or lost oh you i i heard you gasp in [ __ ] up so bad oh you [ __ ]
4:21:50
up i [ __ ] up real bad bro i [ __ ] up real real bad how you [ __ ] up there i [ __ ] up real bad
4:21:56
listen listen sun tzu once said make your enemy believe that you are strong when you are weak and weak when you are strong
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tell me that unless you are telling me that i'm doing great man
4:22:08
with my head mm-hmm um i'm doing i'm going up the column
4:22:14
oh [ __ ] that i okay well now that's an interesting move
4:22:22
interesting five brain very very good five head yes okay listen i'm i'm working on
4:22:28
levels that you can't even comprehend
4:22:34
i'm [ __ ] playing chinese
4:22:40
you know what i'm trying to say you get it you get it right okay well you've got uh the
4:22:51
i feel like i'm doing pretty good here yeah you are doing pretty good here um you've got a solid entrance
4:22:58
pride cometh before the fall [Music]
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oh god i'm doomed that could have been a triple by the way if you didn't move that all right
4:23:12
it could have been really cool damn it damn it yeah sorry i i i'm
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failing for content [Music]
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i got a good strategy worked out i got a good idea you got a good idea mm-hmm oh you're gonna move that one to knight
4:23:31
to e5 or whatever oh [ __ ] oh you know what they say
4:23:38
a true warrior oh [ __ ]
4:23:46
i'm not good at i'm not good at games i think i think i've made this this conclusion that was good that was solid
4:23:53
you know i've got one you've got one move you come one move i'm going in
4:24:01
all right you've cleared the path you could have had you could have had that it's like a
4:24:06
one um thing well here we go you could have had that as a one death
4:24:12
oh you you've never you've never [ __ ] expected this [Applause]
4:24:18
um i reckon maybe move the other one
4:24:24
yeah yeah uh at this point i think that's what i gotta do
4:24:30
okay well uh listen battles are won and lost on
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the
4:24:41
it was good it was it was fun it was very fun okay what's the game that i can win
4:24:48
so glad i won one i'm probably gonna do it i'm
4:25:00
you go live already have a good one all right i'm gonna give stream my my solid sign off of being
4:25:06
real hot and sexy and then i'll ride you okay dude have fun
4:25:13
all right i'm not gonna concede listen stove i by
4:25:19
the way not even i didn't i wouldn't even say i won i destroyed soda there i
4:25:24
was doing amazing so
4:25:30
for the bet listen the bet was if i didn't
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i uh the very fact that i i did it three times today
4:25:48
it feels like i probably won't be able to last the next two or three weeks
4:25:53
or three weeks even so for a little chassis documentation there
4:26:00
will be no extra time added but i have lost the bet for 2 000 subs just so you guys don't
4:26:07
get all pissy for 2 000 subs i'll do the bikini stream okay
4:26:13
i'll do the bikini stream i'll do a bikini stream i don't know when it's going to happen it will be
4:26:18
during the month it'll be during this month but you're welcome 2 000 subs bikini
4:26:25
stream good job good well done chat
4:26:31
and another five months of the box being closed gets added on
4:26:38
nice for the for a bikini stream the bikini
4:26:45
bottom thing bikini bottoms for the for the bottom half of it i'm not a 100 sure
4:26:50
what the [ __ ] is the box don't worry about it don't i'll explain later um
4:26:55
do they put you in a box yeah it's actually just it's the same as those medieval torture methods just a clear
4:27:01
box in the sun and you know that's how it's yeah
4:27:06
yeah okay i found there's definitely a bikini or i can do like i can cover the bar but i might just not stand up that
4:27:13
might also be a good strategy but like i can just also tuck forward i guess but
4:27:19
i'll find i'll find a bikini that'll that'll work anyway chat
4:27:25
i'll figure something out oh you'll at least see me in a bikini top that will that you'll at least see that
4:27:31
anyway well i'm gonna go to amazon real quick
4:27:38
can you say the words john and stuff were right i was wrong there you go john stuff all right i was wrong
4:27:44
yeah an old little
4:27:50
little piece of garbage
4:27:58
anyway i would like to personally thank everyone that is subs or donated subs
4:28:04
you are part of an advancement in society
4:28:09
you're part of an advancement in society i might end up wearing like one of those
4:28:14
like have you ever seen okay look let me open up this tab in a different let me open up this thing in a different tab
4:28:20
you can get these look so there's something with this so i can still be semi-modest
4:28:26
you know so there's these there are these exist you know there's still swim trunks under there they're still swim
4:28:32
chunks but you know less balls so i'm gonna do that i think i'm gonna
4:28:38
grab one of those and then bikini top what do you think for a bikini top which one there's a ton of different ones it's
4:28:44
either it's either i get this and i can stand up and do stuff or i don't stand
4:28:50
up green one green one why the green one
4:28:57
it's a bad one the one amaranth is wearing right now what i really want to see it now hold on
4:29:02
let me see emirate them around the thamer and tamara there
4:29:08
jesus holy [ __ ] why she looks so different does she look like that he's like bigger than normal
4:29:15
but dude yeah maybe not that one i don't have the i don't quite have the titties for that one
4:29:20
my knife i don't have the quite of the titties for that one um also she's not standing so there's that anyway i'm gonna [ __ ] off now
4:29:29
let's ride uh let me ride um right uh soda is that geogasa but bikini stream yeah
4:29:35
that's what she does soda can't this is sort of tv yeah okay
4:29:42
this channel is my this channel is intended for mature audiences what the [ __ ]
4:29:48
we got a 18 plus margin on your stream that's a weird one all right
4:29:53
boys i will see you i absolutely destroyed soda in [ __ ] in contests so
4:29:59
anyway peace boys bye [ __ ] sake i'm gonna order some food
4:30:04
what god looks so good though [ __ ] anyway i'm sorry you're gonna have to go
4:30:10
downgrade to soda but what can i do
4:30:17
jesus for the rest of you that stuck around um goodbye
4:30:23
bye bye even more titties wow