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long time off
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three months
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happy birthday f1nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn hoped you liked the birthday card
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happy birthday
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[Music] i'm gonna warn you on this one this
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might be another long wait uh just an fyi so
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i think we're gonna pick the dress together because i don't want you to wait that long i'm just finishing off the makeup
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but there's so many there's like four what is it four five dresses to pick from or some [ __ ] so it's either three or five
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or four ah thank you and i am i am here listening i am just doing my makeup though
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this may be another long wait time but i figured i'd look at least presentable i don't want to be doing makeup on
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camera put on camera now no watching me do makeup my secrets
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cannot be revealed this is soon
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[Music]
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has anybody tweeted a wobby or kyle to shower their favorite girl in dono's today [Music]
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happy birthday you've now officially gone 22 years without touching any poon
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you [ __ ]
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how's my mother saying that donation by the way everyone [Music]
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hello finn how are you today and happy birthday party poppa
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i'm doing good [Music] i'm concentrating so much because i did like really basic makeup and then i kind
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of want to do like you know normal makeup now so i just like
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read it i'm just redoing it from today
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[Music]
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do
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happy birthday rose thank you
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everyone's been so nice to me today i've had such a good day
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do
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[Music]
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wait what the [ __ ] is the bet what's the the what's the bet for uh like timing by the way i want to know
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[Music] maggie heals former daggy like he is
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here for 20 months already
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five minutes late oh rough [Music]
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oh [ __ ] thanks why do you gift subs one i'm not even streaming properly this is the before period why
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[Music]
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like [ __ ] putting freckles on
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happy birthday you gremlin princess [Music]
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happy birthday rose to you and your brother let finn know
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i haven't seen that guy for like a week now jesus
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happy birthday you've now almost spent 10 of your entire life as a girl
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i hate that
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that's not true that can't that's not actually true it's more like
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five percent
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[Music]
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do
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do [Music]
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happy birthday f1n i remember watching you back in 2020 you've come a long way
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and i've had a blast being a spectator in the goblin queens court i'm looking forward to the lady rose elizabeth
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evergreen's birthday stream as well i'm still laughing in the couple in queens court
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thank you [Music]
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22 months
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do [Music]
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oh [Music]
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happy birthday f1 n
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m1 lf5 to
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[Music]
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it turned off i'm trying i'm naked bro day of birth i'm naked i've got it with
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hold on no not no peace for you no peace for you hold on i gotta i gotta go
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i gotta put clothes on i can't be on give me a minute
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today
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[Music]
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six months
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oh [ __ ] that's where it is i was looking for this thing to oh you guys are all uh hello how are you guys
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are still here what the hell that's so strange
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i'm i'm almost done i am i'm just getting normal dressed by the way
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and then together together we're gonna pick one of these like four dresses by the way because i still don't know what
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i'm gonna wear
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show us the face i can't show you the face without showing you the ball sack so i'm sorry
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why are you saying doritos [Music]
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i don't get the doritos spam
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[Music]
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very nice of you to say that how'd you know
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[Music]
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happy birthday finn and happy 14 months
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oh [ __ ]
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what how did i lose that so fast
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[Music]
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[ __ ] hi there i just like thank you for
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giving me an example of how i dress slash look versus how i speak you have
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helped me avoid a lot of awkward voice calls happy birthday
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please play different music no it's okay
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you asked me so nicely you
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in honor of your cosplay stream from the way back you should put on the least slower address then have checked on no
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goals to change into slooty addresses [Music]
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a [Music]
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like a girl change his clothes
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like a [ __ ] i would know and you've overseen
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all this big
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[Music] [Applause]
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you know that shirt that i was just looking around for it's over my neck i'm wearing it i was
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i'm i was the shirt is i'm i'm wearing the shirt that i was looking for
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i'm wearing him i'm i'm wearing the shirt that i was watching
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i'm i was wearing it just put the mega bobs on you know we will want them on anyway also happy birthday i was wearing
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the shirt that i was looking for chad the shirt that i was looking for i was wearing
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i was wearing the shirt that i was looking for wearing it wearing the shirt right over
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my shoulders wearing the shirt that i was looking i was wearing the shirt that i was looking for i was wearing the
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shirt that i was looking for you guys know what i'm saying i was
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wearing the shirt that i was looking for the entire time
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i was wearing it and then you all knocked your ass and you're done you're wrong and it's right
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back and it's fine we fight me break up because he make up you don't really want
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to say no
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you're confused hold on let me explain i was wearing the shirt and the birthday girl is pretty i was i was wearing the
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shirt that i was looking for so it was around my shoulders i was just walking around the house trying to find
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this shirt like correcting the shirt on my shoulders going oh where's the shirt i was wearing the shirt that i was looking
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for were you what well i was wearing the shirt that i was looking for the entire
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that shirt that i was looking for i was wearing it
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[Music]
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[Music] wait wait did i find it i did find it
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it's because okay get this right get this the entire time that i was looking for
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the shirt i found it around my shoulders i was wearing it the whole time queen
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rose evergreen [Music]
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[Music]
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i should [Applause] nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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la thank you issac okay i'm kidding what the [ __ ] was that
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luckily good timing i'm kind of done now uh anyway i found the shirt that i was wearing funny story about that uh i
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found it finally um okay anyway so it's been 30 minutes it's
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actually been 26 so mind your own beeswax so i am just wearing normal things let me show you me hold on here's
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me wow still as hot as ever now i've done very very neutral makeup today
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there's a reason for that there is a reason for that chat it's because i don't know what i'm gonna be wearing today it's my birthday chat
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it's my birthday the queen has the same birthday as me isn't she lucky my goodness anyway hold
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on so i took off the makeup that i was wearing for today
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i took off that i met that i took off the makeup i was wearing today uh i've i i've redone it in like a better way
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because i usually just do eyebrows and [ __ ] lips and that's kind of happy birthday my favorite day
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but anyway so i redid that and um like how about a new makeup uh look well
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exactly so i've sorry i've been drinking champagne today
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chad i've had champagne and beer holy [ __ ] those are tits
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god damn right they are d cups baby anyway so no i've had one glass of champagne
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chat jesus i'm not drunk anyway and that was breakfast it really
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was it was like two hours after i woke up i had a glass of champagne and a beer anyway
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one on what happened 22nd birthday f1 nnn i sent riza a great t-shirt i
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couldn't send it by itself so i sent it with one of your many packages but amazon may have sent it as separate
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package oh dude i've got a i've got a bunch of stuff too downstairs as well as
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this f1 and looks like we never named the baby anyway okay
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i am wearing some very cool merch wait where was the shirt
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it was around my neck the whole time i was wearing it like up here and i didn't realize but i did find it i was wearing
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it the whole time so uh if you want to buy the shirt that i was wearing the
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whole time i the shop is up now i draw me i'll show you hold on look at this
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let me show let me show you it let me let me show you it's cool it's cool as [ __ ] it's a finn dot shop and look at
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this [ __ ] i made i designed this thing i didn't make it obviously but i designed it this is the shop look what it does oh
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[ __ ] oh no let me move my camera out of the way so you can see what it does whoosh
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i don't whoosh look i go shop i can go on to you want some thigh highs maybe oh yeah and it
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all moves around on the page too like if i like [ __ ] go to shop hold on
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look at that i designed this thing too this animation plays look it all spins around i can spin it if you can spin it slowly
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or if you spin it really fast it has an animation look at that how cool is this [ __ ] this is awesome oh
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yeah they load different for each page oh yeah and here's the like photos we did look at that look at that it's so cool
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the thigh highs bro good anyway dude this is a cool this is
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a cool [ __ ] shop i like this as a [ __ ] there's like the you know this look at this look at this little animation it does look like when you
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press on different sizes it scoots over anyway sorry i'm real proud of my design
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anyway um so the shop's done uh
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boys we gotta it's birthday now that now that i've made tons of money for my merch now that i'm a billionaire
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no now we have to get now now we get to celebrate together chat i know i'm a billionaire for my merch sales um we
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have to pick a dress i've got so many happy birthday princess i'm so glad you're finally living your authentic
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life
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look at this i have a whole bag it's all from this one like store though how you pay that's
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true no i'm not i'm not a billionaire i've made no money uh the the website design was
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very expensive how many is in here oh four there's four
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hold on yeah is that a stunt double wearing the shark fin huggy
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what look at that this was uh before the this
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was before garment started so i did two photo shoots i did one on the 13th
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rows yeah one on the 13th no did i do it on the 11th or the 10th [ __ ]
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i did it before i had eyelashes on yeah i did it before i even had any eyelashes on
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because i remember like set i remember going over there and being like my eyelashes didn't get done on time so we're not so we're gonna have to come
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back and shoot at a different time so interesting that's where i got the hat as well let's get off the shirts yes
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i'm like batman's day i hope you had a great day three oh what the [ __ ]
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oh wait what did there was two of you what the [ __ ] miles one fifty dollar
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[ __ ] happy birthday thank you and then [ __ ] e why are you giving me so much money i
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don't need it it's fine you don't have to thank you though what the [ __ ] missing
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donut i'm sorry shit's happening and i can't there's a lot going on let me open this
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okay so first dress do you want to get the one out the way that we all were like divided on it's this one
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all of them is so small amount of material by the way how are you i'm 20 92.
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i'm old enough to drive now
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can you my god gosh chicky have each
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district okay so this one is the pink one it's the best pink and skin piece yes
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please so this one is the pink and shiny one listen to this noise
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but it's actually oh there's soft stuff oh it's soft as [ __ ] on the inside look at that anyway um so it's this is this
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i'm not gonna return it and it's worth noting that i will wear all of these most likely at some point
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in time but this is just for today asmr address yeah so this is it's very boxy though right
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doesn't this feel like weird anyway oh there you go that's why all right so here's his dress uh there it is
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it's it's so square it's perfect for me it looks like a
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shopping bag yeah so there's that uh epic you know there's this it's real
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short you know so that's option one is the is the pink shiny short one the
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pink shiny trash bag option one i'm glad we've got it that mods i need you to be taking notes pink
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shiny trash bag that's what we're calling this for the rest of the time um
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i'm against it it is really really short and uh my god uh built like a brick house i know i am
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too so it's fine there's this one which is soft as [ __ ] by the way well happy 2092 birthday then i think i
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got this like as a not not a i mean it is a dress it just wears weird so this is a dress you just like clip them
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together i don't think this is a birthday thing i think i just bought this because i liked it but there's this i don't think this is in the running but
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yeah anyway i'll put that over there because i'm definitely gonna wear that oh don't fall it fell okay
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there is this one which is i think yeah okay oh [ __ ] happy birthday that's cool
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that's a nice one we thought we we went shopping together and we picked some solid stuff there's this one that's not
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a dress as a cardigan no no it buckles all together it becomes a dress it's just cardigan material
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there's this [ __ ] one hold on there's this
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oh [ __ ] wait wait what the [ __ ] okay there's this it looks so scuffed wait what
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it's so this website what the [ __ ] is going on there's this one it's like off the shoulder what the [ __ ] is going on
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here though it's so like scuffed up wait no does it fold out what
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the [ __ ] why is it like a ring around the what the [ __ ] is this huh
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okay i can't figure this out there's like random tufts and i can't tell why i don't know what this is supposed to look
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amazon pronounced yeah i don't know what this is supposed to look like it's not from amazon but it feels like it is uh
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so there was that one and then finally there's this one so there's three real options i guess
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that's number two this is number i'm gonna i'm gonna [ __ ] uh that was number three this is number four
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it's another pink dress but it's an off pink and it's uh that it looks like uh a
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human body but like opened up like a grandma like grandma's skin
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okay then there's grandma naked you know
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what do you think i'm nothing
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lovely to describe does it not look like naked grandma i mean come on it's the i mean dude
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it does it looks like naked grandma
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so there's this one as well i'm sure it's very pretty
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okay let's see let's see [ __ ] okay so right
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uh we've got the option shiny pink trash bag cardigan dress off the shoulder dress or off pink
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the the mods are really saving it from calling it uh naked grammar anyway
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number one is the shiny shiny pink one maybe not the bet maybe not i don't know
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why a lot of you guys are voting for that and may i add that that was the one that you were like heavily divided on
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like heavily divided on you didn't want that one initially let me just remind you that none of you wanted it
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oh show again which one the the pink one i forgot it here
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happy birthday finn coincidentally it's my birthday too it's this one 32 today
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oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] [ __ ] same birthday queen it's this one shiny pink trash bit i don't think any
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of these look good it's gonna depend this one is like it's
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so it's so stable like it's
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why is it so solid oh why the [ __ ]
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thank you i think it looks much better than the dress options dude it's the reason why it's so hard to pick is because
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comparing it to this merch everything else pales in comparison right
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right chat um hmm
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you'll be able to bend i can't bend but like you know it's weird shut up and wear the trash bag
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it's pvc okay [ __ ] 50 of you voted for the trash bag 32 percent of you voted for off the
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shoulder um i may have destroyed the votes for the off pink one by calling
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naked grandma it's really soft though it's real soft
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it's gonna have no shape you're right it's gonna have no [ __ ] shape man
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okay let's see i i do wanna try on this one either way i think we'll do like a bit of a try on at worst case scenario
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what do you think um democracy was a mistake okay what
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size this thing that might be the cause oh it's a size 14 so this is kind of big
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hmm this may be quite i don't know okay
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this is kind of wide on me like if you think like hold on look so like my hips start here
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like my might look okay my hip here and here like this is it should be there it's there
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you know like even if you go like fully side it's still like [ __ ] a lot
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we'll see i'm like a size 10 in body and size like 14 in shoulder blades so
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we'll see do boobs will fill it out though oh my god okay all right i gotta let me let me uh [ __ ]
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it let me oh [ __ ] i do have a pink belt i think or at least a black belt
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in karate is that shirt an admission that your egg finally cracked kw nope
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just a good good design just a solid design that only costs
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29.99 it's a pretty expensive t-shirt but it's really good quality i've been wearing it
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the last three days i haven't washed it yet four days actually so if you if it gives you any uh
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gives you any any gauge on how high quality it is i've been wearing this for the last three weeks
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unwashed it's just that good it's actually naturally dust repellent and dirt repellent and it releases
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pheromones to uh attract mates
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happy birthday from your humble archivist what do you think about the fact that every picture of you on
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famousbirthdays.com is a rose picture is it that's not true it used to be it
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used to not be that what do you mean just splurged 95 on the merch really low
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wow here's five to round it off dude the the hoodies are the hoodie's a
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cool one is it really all is it really all
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one okay that is that is that is that is that is that that's the same one again
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this is [ __ ] they're they're scrambling they're scrambling to find different pictures there's
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i feel like opt should we should replace this one they should replace this one i am the 20th most famous person born on
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my birthday 20 20 uh 21 year old taurus number that's real shitty i am only
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i'm the wait no is that good hold on i'm the 30th most popular 21 year old that's
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also a taurus okay
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i feel like it's not that good that is good i feel like it's not that good like 30 year old top 30 21 year olds
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there's not many 21 year olds that can qualify for famous birthdays
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30 is quite low but then also you know taurus that divides it by 12 i think or
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something there's 10 of them twelve of them god knows so not looking too hot there
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okay uh his most watched clip of 2018 was parkour crack web page also just happens
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to have the trans flag color scheme
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wasn't done on purpose it wasn't done on purpose there was also
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orange in there and red it was actually mainly red um then we
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had to change it because it was too much red actually the
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i'm gonna get changed i'm gonna go good i'm gonna get changed i gotta i gotta i got an outfit to level i got i got a
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dress to get changed into boys hold on i gotta go i gotta i'm gonna hold on you guys wanna listen to some pot let's
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let's party it's my birthday let's party time baby uh let's go [Music]
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change your mind let go chances
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party time baby i'm gonna go
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[Music] okay
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[Music] [Applause]
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is
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[Music]
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your arms [Music]
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[Music]
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policy [Music]
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[Applause] [Music]
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guys i need to ask you a really important question i got a really important question guys
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okay there's d-cup titties going on but do i do the the cleavage thing do i do the
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like make it look like i have real boobs thing to ask secretively shall i make it look
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like i have real boobs i'm going to take another like couple minutes but i think it's worth it okay
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party time baby
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[Music] is
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[Music]
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someone call the doctor
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[Music]
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[Music] change your mind like a girl
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change his clothes
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[Music] [Applause]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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stick around it's gonna be good the trash bag is gonna look awesome it's gonna be so good
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[Music]
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[Music]
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oh [Music]
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[Music] i feel like i need a person to help
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[Music] so it doesn't really fit alone
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[Music]
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talk about a tube top of my right [Music]
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[Music] is
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this is a bit of a serious issue um remember i said there's no shape to this
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dress that applies for titties too i don't know what i'm gonna do chad
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this thing cannot fit these titties they're too big for them chet they don't work rose on the scale of one
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to white girl wasted i'd give you a solid 6.9 awesome happy birthday
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chair this doesn't work this looks so bad
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happy birthday who knew yeah jesus
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like i i i can i i can get away with a little bit but not this what the [ __ ] [Music]
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take the song [Music]
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oh my god happy birthday
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[Music]
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foreign
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[Music]
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yes [Music]
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[Music] is [Music]
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[Music]
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is yeah
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[Music]
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i think i'm good i think i'm good boys are you oh my god what the [ __ ] how
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is this a real thing that people wear what the [ __ ] okay ready
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huh okay ready three two one hello it's me what the [ __ ]
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hold on i feel like a tube of toothpaste look at this [ __ ] i mean don't get me wrong
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it's kind of sexy but like i mean it's okay listen
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it's kind of cute okay it's okay it's fine but like bro
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it's it's
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it's i don't think it looks as good but i'm sitting down though and also there's no
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way to hide the titties it's just impossible i can't hide them i mean i can i can wear like a bra
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why are you wearing a pink bin bag because i you know what because i want to i wanted to wear a pink bin bag
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okay ah oh damn this isn't good
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a bit tight there you know maybe
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it's that it doesn't go up high enough and it's wanting to show some titties that i don't look see what i mean
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it it's not it's too like big but only because like it wants me to be taller
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like it should be here you know but it ain't it's the straps just kind of dangle so it looks weird as
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[ __ ] also i've had to use like smaller titties so like i i uh
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breastplate would not solve this well
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well
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the breastplate would maybe no you'd see that my arms would change color my arms
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would change color it would be bad my arms would change color it would be
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bad i do have a better idea though
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why don't i wear this when i get the actual looks uncomfortable you know what it is
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same energy as when project melody gets a new outfit my [ __ ] i don't know like okay
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okay so i i'm gonna change the dress
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i think i'm gonna wear this again but when i get the big good the breastplate i've had an insanely
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tough day today and i just want you to know that i appreciate you so much for being here and being you it always makes
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me so incredibly happy when your live notification pops up on my screen that's so nice oh thank you
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yeah the this this is an interesting dress i guess the um it's really weird
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it's really really weird what stories are from it's from pretty little thing it's really weird because
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it doesn't have any shape to it so it is just a square so if you had big tits
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with this it would look so weird like i mean it was weird with small it should have like
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a bit of you know er but it doesn't it breaks the boob illusion right it
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doesn't look good anyway i'm going to change into something else i think i'm going to just cover this two years
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can you spin i'm going to change something else i think which one do you think which one do you think where the
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breastplate no the breast you're missing [Music]
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you're missing the point nope you're missing the point you're missing
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the point entirely chat the the [ __ ] uh the reason why i can't wear the actual breastplate is because it's gonna
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be orange here and then my arms are gonna be pale pasty white again the reason why i want to
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wait till the new breastplate is because hopefully it's gonna be lighter i don't know and also the other brush plates e
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cups which these are [ __ ] like b cups i'm wearing right now just to test this out but because i couldn't fit the d cups in
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it um how would it fit these titty these small titties that yeah exactly it wouldn't
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anyway black amazon dre it's not even amazon okay fine we'll do well i'll wear the off-white
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the off-white the offshore god damn it i'll wear the thing give me a minute
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peaceful how about peace what do you think this this music or the other music chat peaceful musical
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chaotic what do you think
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i mean weirdly enough this dress could look good in like a fanboy why you know what i mean i could wear this dress with
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like no titties or anything and be like oh damn it's cool but uh like i'll keep this i'll keep the dress chaos chaos it
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is all right let me get into the other
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dress i gotta swap my bra around and everything bro [Music]
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change your mind like a girl change his clothes
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[Music] [Applause]
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is
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[Music]
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[Music] and you're down [Music]
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[Music]
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overseas [Music]
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[Applause] [Music]
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is
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[Music]
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big titties [Music]
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is
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you don't really want to pay
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hold on this is like the stupidest dress hold on i can't actually tell if this looks good it feels like it looks
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terrible it feels like loot like it's too big for me okay right hold on let me just
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quickly show you oh wait this isn't the this isn't that bad
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i feel like it this isn't that bad it should be like
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okay this isn't that bad this is okay
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this isn't the worst you can see some kitty it's so this whole middle bit is
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so weird birthday girl may your year be [ __ ] yeah but also look at the look at the uh
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like the the bottom of it is so like weirdly shaped
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there's no like i'm wet like like but it's so weird it looks very matronly yeah it looks
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like why did i buy like grandma bottom is not great yeah the bottom is not great the top
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looks okay i'm gonna be really annoyed if the if
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the what's it called if the grandma dress is gonna be the the best one but like this looks fine it just makes
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me look like really big maybe i just gained weight maybe i gained like 20 kilograms
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better than the trash bag only slightly i'd say i'd say so stairs are bare thighs yeah
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well i mean i am wearing thought cause i just rolled down well like this is fine this is okay
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what are we thinking should we should we try the other one just so we know it's gonna be such a pain in the ass i'm
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gonna try the other one i'm not going to change the bra again because it's [ __ ] white black pink black pink
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[ __ ] black pink yeah i'm not going to change my bra to go try the other one on
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but i will try it if it looks good then i'll change if not i'll change back into this okay solid if grammar stress
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just needs to be ironed well that's the th no that's the thing it's part of the design it's not like
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these these no like that's that's the design this is how it's supposed to look
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anyway one more time on the loading screen this is a record it's not a record and you know it's not
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good i want to learn exactly what they're saying in this video
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foreign
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[Music]
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change his clothes
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[Music] [Applause]
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is [Music]
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[Music] okay this is bad
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[Music]
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change your mind stop complaining i'll pick a new dress
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what do you think i'm done hold on there you go is this a dress it's not it's not
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good [ __ ] it's not it's
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it's it's it's it's not good
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it's this one old lady skin i'm just wearing a grandmother it's not good in any way
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even if the straps were pink here or even if there weren't straps this is not good
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is it these are terrible i thought these would be way better these are not good at all these these are bad dresses right now
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this is not good i don't i like either of these um
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grandma's getting too much flesh yeah it feels real fleshy right it feels like it'd be good if i had like
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giant real tits you know so i could be like you know it's like always falling off of me like this doesn't wear like
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there's no way to keep this up it feels flushy it does right like if i just sit here for long enough it's just gradually
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gonna come down this is just not are you supposed to wear it like
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this it feels like you're not supposed to wear it like this because
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it just falls who's grandma's who grandma did you
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scream for that yours when was the last time you called her huh how do you know okay
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it's meant to be off the shoulder yeah i yeah bad ugh
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[Music]
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i have one idea hold on let me go to quickly see if i do actually have like a birthday sort of
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dress um the other one that i think the on the only one that i know i'm gonna wear is the trash bag one with titties
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um i'm just gonna go see if i have an actual like uh a dress
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dress give me a sec just in case i have another option one minute [Music]
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change your mind like a girl change his [Music]
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like a clothes i would know and you over since
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always be pretty clean i should know they are good for me
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[Music] [Applause]
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is [Music]
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and you're down [Music]
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[Music] i found one potential i found a potential but it may just be
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not good wait what the [ __ ] is this a cardigan what is this
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never mind it wait yeah nev wait what the [ __ ] okay never mind
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Applause] [Music]
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is
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[Music]
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okay i i have i have one i have one i have one party dress that's a party dress and you've seen it
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before i have not worn it in a very long time uh i'm gonna just leave it on the chair
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okay one minute because i'm not gonna be able to be on camera because i'm very a little bit very naked
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okay ready three two one there remember that one
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asexual pride gay pride asexual pride gay pride asexual pride remember that
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dress that one it's been a minute huh but that's the only like other party dress i own
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i could try that one it's the only other party dress i own i need to buy more party dresses bro
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all right time for a whiskey sour and grab a dress out of the po box pile oh my god
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wait bro throw a black corset over it over it
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over it over it over it
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over it throw it up throw it over it
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over it that's a some bad fashion sense buddy hold on let me quickly try this thing if
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it looks bad it looks bad hold on i'm gonna quickly try this i've addressed courses to the absolute [ __ ] yeah not
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for like a regular dress though like you need a dress that suits it yes over it bruh
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[Music] you did it before no there's a there may be a dress in the packages that would work it would be in a gray bag i think
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okay hold on let me try this one first um because again throwback and we haven't done this dress in [ __ ] years
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hold on i haven't worn this dress in like a year and i'm all bro okay this needs to be
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tucked okay so let me show you this first
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so there's this one damn so dummy don't get me wrong it's you
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know it's it's a solid looking dress right it looks it looks good um it looks solid right
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it's a little short uh it really does need hold on don't worry about that it really does need it really it really really does need um
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a tuck thing but like it's good it's a it's a party dress right great uh neat
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um my god
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um are the lines straight on the dress yeah these little straight lines they're just
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like a bit busty yeah good stick with this one yeah the none
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of the issue that's having this is like none of these dresses are meant to have double d cup tits in them none of them
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are no in fact let me just emphasize this point one minute watch this watch this let me just quickly make a quick
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change i'm sorry to break the uh boomer month rules but listen you wanna wear you wanna wear
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[ __ ] dresses hold on i just wanna i just wanna make an example out of this
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wow look how much more like you know okay you know what this looks worse
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but maybe an in-between anyway [ __ ] er whoa my [ __ ] what the [ __ ] i need my
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uh thingy hold on let me move this thing let me swap these things out
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there you go ah big was better
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hold on i'm just like swapping for a second i know it's some cool art the parish [Music]
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okay done i think we beat the record for stalling no it's only been an hour
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okay there we go oh there we go why not wear the black dress in the
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picture uh whoa because i wore that last string oh my god
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hey guys welcome to my birthday stream i'm the birthday girl today
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wow um open some packages do then do makeup then some more okay you know i do have a
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so people have been saying there are outfits in the in the po boxes i am now not remove the straps i am not against
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changing so
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[Music] i'm not against changing so we could have potentially find happy
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birthday i will show the best do you remember last year i said that i will chug a monster to your health i did but
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today i can't chug monster for your health cause i have kidney problems but i can chug a voter for your health
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cheers okay thank you
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jesus christ that was wow uh okay edgar my guy are you okay
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come on you can get sugar-free you can get sugar-free monster is that why kidney is that what kidneys do
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i don't know what kidneys do anyway pog pog pog pog pog happy birthday rose
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rose house being old correct why didn't you put a skirt in
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the shop i can't think of any skirt merch i don't know if merch sells out are you
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doing restocks yeah i can't imagine it's selling out though uh
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there's like tons of stuff right like there's it's it's a lot of i feel
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like it's i feel like it can't sell out so what happened to all the dress you ordered from fashion over two months ago
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i don't think i ever ordered those i think i just picked some and then didn't order them
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but like those those are the ones we picked on stream like one month ago if you're gonna be walking we just went
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through four of them you should tuck
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didn't i get paid to talk as well wasn't that a thing that i'd i feel like it is i just like this
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animation is that a thing did i did i get paid last time to talk did i hold on can someone confirm
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something tos in the first hour boxes i'm gonna i'm actually gonna call that there is not something to you did
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okay right i can go and tuck
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but do you think i should is is the real question is it moral you know
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should i should should dear should finnster be subjugated to such
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paid to injury the merch to be looking fire bought the hoodie hat and socks i'm glad so many of you are
1:14:58
on my side on this one oh uh do you think this again i found my favorite lipstick
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i'm so sorry i've just found i'm gonna wear it forever um favorite lipstick small request anything else if you open
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the packages i sent do not wear them today i'd recommend keeping it for a later stream because the four five items
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are for a complete fit okay [ __ ] yeah okay i'll i'll try i'll keep them to the side
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my my favorite lipstick is more like nudie red it's not dark red which this dress kind
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of suits but i don't know couldn't it look so good is this one
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it's my favorite one yes i have a favorite lipstick why are you why you why why why i can't
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believe you're thinking like that i can't believe you're i don't know why your brain makes that weird
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okay it's not weird i can have a favorite one i'm doing my this my job i can have one
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that is more optimal to me let me see if it suits it
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let me see if this suits if it doesn't it doesn't i think i actually i did this in the i did i wore this exact one in
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the merch shoot so you can kind of see what color it is uh
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it's this color that fits
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yes tuck i feel like it's a bad choice personally [ __ ] thanks for the 20
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uh you know i'm now more inclined to agree with you
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but yeah i got the whole package dude did i tell you about the flirting uber driver did i tell you about that
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unless you want wobby and others thirsting over bulge on live stream fails your call
1:16:52
i'll talk did i tell you about uh the flooding uber driver i don't know if i you tell council chat
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okay so let me tell you guys let me enlighten you
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basically i had this fun uber ride
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i had conversations hard on doing lipstick
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especially when i'm trying to do it well what the [ __ ]
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it's my birthday i might as well do my lipstick well i did a donno earlier to remind you about your tuck promise from
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two streams ago but you had to postpone because you didn't have any at the time
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i know i'm gonna do it i'm gonna i'm gonna do it it's fine
1:17:51
basically that's foot that's good basically uh i
1:17:57
had an uber ride well i was uh [ __ ] going i just remember the uber um
1:18:02
feeling better from covid happy b day to another year of you looking cute and me
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being an embarrassing simp good cheers um so the uh i was i was going i i took an
1:18:15
uber ride i take uber's everywhere because i just i don't know i don't know i don't i don't want to buy a car i don't know how
1:18:20
to drive i don't have a license anyway i didn't i don't have a license so i don't i don't drive so i take an uber my god my
1:18:28
titties are just phenomenal uh so i took an uber now
1:18:33
most of the time i'm deadly quiet in ubers like a regular person sometimes i talk if they want to carry on
1:18:39
conversation i prefer quiet though so i can do other stuff but um why can't i not like make the titties
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look good but basically
1:18:51
basically dude i sat down in this one uber he was such a nice guy though he was a really really nice guy i don't want to make him
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look weird but uh i sat down and he was like first thing he said was the first thing overdrive said was like oh you got
1:19:03
beautiful eyelashes and i was like thank you and he was like and i went oh thank you you know
1:19:08
thank you and i went oh anyway i was just nice now beautiful nails too and i said thank you and he went you know
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i wouldn't have i wouldn't have known if you're a woman or not before you sat before you started talking and he
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obviously you knew that i was and because i said thank you a few times and i was like [ __ ]
1:19:25
cool uh and then he was like dude he kept very much smiling at me all the entire time he like moved his like wind mirror
1:19:31
you know the like mirror to see out the back the rear rear view mirror he like moved it i think that's legal he
1:19:38
literally moved it to look at me better so you know
1:19:44
just uh just learning you know i'm pretty i'm a desirable commodity you know
1:19:58
okay there we go but yeah i met so i got flooded with a new but that was my first time ever been floating
1:20:04
jackie i wasn't wearing anything particularly like i was wearing like a shirt and a skirt i wasn't wearing anything like
1:20:10
crazy like i was just wearing like normal like what i started the streaming play hara
1:20:16
like what i started the streaming but it was you know happy birthday finn it was interesting i don't know
1:20:22
also the merch is so fire i left a few hundred bucks there pumped for future merch stuff you release god thank you
1:20:31
dude we kinda wanna okay i wanna get your opinion on this so we've got like a bit of a bet going on we don't know
1:20:36
which one's gonna be the most bought item in the shop we don't know which one's gonna be the
1:20:42
most bought item in the shop i have my personal favorites that's a good photo i have my personal
1:20:48
favorites obviously um oh my god i have my personal favorites but
1:20:53
i just really like that like these are awesome i i really like the hoodie the
1:20:59
sweatshirt and i really like this and i like that i like all of them he wanted that bossy kick i like this one the most
1:21:04
i think i think i like the shirt and the thigh highs the most because it's just more simple but anyway the uh we got we
1:21:11
got a bet going on which one's gonna be the most bought thing but the thigh-highs man the thigh-highs are so cool i really
1:21:18
[ __ ] with them i i wear them for everything okay um i'm gonna go talk
1:21:25
and then we're gonna open up in fact no no you're not should we open up some presents first i
1:21:30
totally present maybe there'll be cool stuff that you want me to wear as well or instead maybe i should wear this first my brush
1:21:36
every time you stream quit it anyway lowering pretty and cute as always
1:21:42
which one do you think sound the most we'll see what do you what are you a chap and by the way as well as the poll
1:21:47
what should i do first the the duck or the taco pio taco pio which one
1:21:52
i promise i won't forget talking as i never have and i would never
1:21:58
i would never i would never scam anyone so it's fine did you ever consider doing a poster set
1:22:04
like a pin in style poster for us fellow sims cox hypers maybe maybe i will in the future
1:22:12
maybe i will happy birthday your streams always managed to cheer me up after a long day
1:22:19
of holy [ __ ] nice boys this dress is [ __ ] short as
1:22:26
hell remember when i remember when i uh didn't don't wear this very often
1:22:31
okay oh [ __ ] oh there's one hold on there's one in here that's cool ah
1:22:36
okay there's this one that i really want to open ah because it looks like a knife box if
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i was gonna there's no okay if i was gonna think if i was gonna like guess what this was i would say it's a
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knife it just looks like and it feels the weight of one too
1:22:54
then p.o box also one size fits most stockings is just evil
1:23:02
wait what what do you mean the stockings are like meant to fit me and i'm a five i'm a six foot eleven
1:23:08
it's so it's definitely a knife i i'm a tall boy it's meant to fit
1:23:13
water you dude yo
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wait oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
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oh it's sharp as [ __ ] oh damn
1:23:33
arizona custom knives what the [ __ ] wait how much what the [ __ ] is this
1:23:39
i thought arizona custom knives is like really expensive
1:23:45
who makes this am i being stupid it's like a knife shop that knife matthew dude is sharp it's
1:23:51
[ __ ] hold on i need like paper to slice this is cool i remember like i know arizona custom
1:23:58
knives i know who like oh bro i know this is not the biggest
1:24:03
challenge but like like butter like nothing it's not even making a noise
1:24:08
this one was sent by hand by the way
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this is for later okay i'll read this one later you can go over
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there okay jesus i i it's a it's a k bar i know it's i
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know the thing it feels solid this is a nice knife this is nice as [ __ ] it doesn't say who
1:24:33
sent it though it's cool be careful with the knife [Music] that is cool that's my official letter
1:24:40
opening knife now okay hold on let me close the few that i have open already
1:24:46
okay a happy birthday finn oh it already sliced through this as well this is definitely clothing
1:24:54
let's see again whoa whoa [ __ ]
1:25:00
hold on there's [ __ ] coming out of this what the [ __ ] are you
1:25:06
okay hold on i can't tell what this is yet uh i still don't know what this is
1:25:14
oh it's trousers oh it's not the the material's weird
1:25:19
it's very stretchy but pretty pretty cool like [ __ ] with it there's nothing on the other side but
1:25:25
there's this on this side okay [ __ ] it i like my [ __ ] with it straight jacket
1:25:35
hold on one sec uh let's see oh wait no i got oh
1:25:40
this one sent from alexandra alexander alexandra okay look this one's from alexander uh this one is um
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bro that's sharp as [ __ ] okay this one is gonna be weird i bet
1:25:56
yep i can tell best wishes what the [ __ ]
1:26:07
oh i got a hulk dude i love birthday streams christmas and birthday streams man
1:26:12
what are you whoa what
1:26:22
oh this is like a mini sword
1:26:30
oh my god i thought i died i thought i died for a
1:26:35
second okay how did that just slide out why is that even possible to happen okay
1:26:41
careful no there's no way it's sharp okay good
1:26:49
okay good it's done all right look at this [ __ ]
1:26:55
oh that's cool look at that [ __ ] dead this is actually just a normal sized
1:27:01
sword i am just a very big man woman woman woman
1:27:07
um that's cool as [ __ ] i haven't seen the anime that it's from
1:27:14
but i don't know but it's cool it's an anime sword
1:27:19
those pants were from john oh okay is that gonna be like the uh the outfit
1:27:25
we're gonna start assembling that is sick that is really long when
1:27:30
you think about it by the way i imagine that being a real sword thing this is a long boy
1:27:36
wow you could actually stab someone with this like like physically this like compare
1:27:41
it to like look look at the look at the it's bigger than the other it's bigger than the real knife
1:27:46
what the [ __ ] it's so long hell yeah that's cool though
1:27:54
oh it's sweet nice hell yeah that's cool i'll slap that over there should i go
1:28:00
tuck now i'll i'll go and do that after this one after this one i'll go do it maybe after the next one
1:28:07
that is sharp as hell that's a cool knife whoever the [ __ ] sent me this thank you i did not send
1:28:13
the k bar but still nice i do think rose should have a whiskey sour in hand i'm not i don't know how to i don't have any
1:28:20
simple syrup and i don't want to make any because it's going to take a while what are you
1:28:31
is it a suit it's like a suit jacket oh [ __ ] yeah something masculine
1:28:36
holy [ __ ] wait let me wear it i don't know it's really going to become like a prom thing
1:28:43
the oh my god hold on this is like i gotta cut this off i'm never gonna be able to return it
1:28:48
damn hold up ah look at that
1:28:56
this is women's isn't it this is definitely a women's this is definitely a women's suit jacket this is definitely a this is definitely
1:29:02
a woman's suit jacket uh but you know wow uh
1:29:10
nice
1:29:15
do i do i look for wow i look um
1:29:22
really girl bossing around that is weird how feminine that can make you look holy [ __ ]
1:29:28
um it's like that you know the episode of the office where michael gets like a
1:29:33
woman's suit by accident yeah it's like that really in it except i've been dressing like a woman
1:29:38
forever so it's like you know
1:29:44
my giant titties have trouble getting the button done up should i keep this i kind of suit you it does doesn't
1:29:50
it damn someone just said [ __ ] damn right i am
1:29:56
damn damn damn right i am damn right i am [ __ ] i'm wearing a suit jacket and nothing else okay
1:30:04
all right i'm gonna um get changed this thing okay should i go i'm gonna
1:30:11
business dress white blouse and a choker that's not very it's not very businessy
1:30:16
where's a choker in a woman's suit jacket but it sits nice on you yeah it does
1:30:22
like i don't know okay i'm gonna oh god all right i'm gonna go um
1:30:27
i'm gonna go i think i'd rather talk i'm gonna go talk um
1:30:32
happy birthday finn i wish you good health and come true everything you ever wanted but haven't tried yet concerning
1:30:40
rose she became more adult and her beauty reached to peak a lot of hearts was captured by her prettiness till now
1:30:46
and i bet not less will be captured in future thank you for your smartness kindness and good understanding streams keep it
1:30:52
up love you kitten happy birthday roses are red violets are blue i use my
1:30:59
hands when i think about you [Music]
1:31:08
21 months and happy birthday [Music]
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i want to speak to you ever again
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[Music]
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do
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[Music]
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do
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do
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do
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do [Music]
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oh [ __ ] i have some really good timing i think
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okay i'm i'm i'm done i'm done i had to try twice actually
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it's because i had it it was too long see how tough okay hold on let me let me show you so basically so i'm
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it's completely [ __ ] gone so how it works is you got to like fold it under you
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basically but the but what they gave me wasn't long enough so i had to get like
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i had to i had to duct tape like i had to slip it through under and as the tip
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came to about here it didn't extend that far so i had to grab some duct tape so
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uh it's right around here i'd say like that's that's where it is now so
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nice so now i'm you know you can still see like a bit of a bump but you know normal normal things
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but yeah no no dick and ball gone forever they say jump
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oh boy that was for the boobs not the not the walls but uh
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yeah what do you think now reckon i can do that with the really sharp knife
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should we open up more boxes chat birthday it's gonna be i i'm already dreading sitting down by the way like
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absolutely dreading it dream on
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shall i open up some more boxes chat more boxes chat now that my [ __ ] and
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balls are disappeared forever
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which one which one do you reckon we should do this sucks i there's a reason why i
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don't talk uh which one oh wait there's more downstairs like
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having a ferrari but hiding it in the garage for you it might be more like a mini
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cooper though boy i'm gonna go get the stuff there's
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more [ __ ] from downstairs by the way wait you wait you don't have them anymore yeah they're gone gone forever
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um okay so um i'm gonna go grab i'm gonna go grab the the ones from downstairs
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okay i'm gonna go grab the ones from downstairs this is so weird that i can just be like standing here and [ __ ]
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not covering but like anyway anyway i'm gonna grab the ones from downstairs
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brb also i sh i should wear a corset but i want it to be comfy also do you want hot
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on let me quickly do these as thigh highs one sec not gonna see it though cause i've got i
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got protection this time are these actual diehards i don't know [ __ ]
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this down it wore a closet nope
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hi hi hi hoes no [ __ ] here we go third house
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perfect okay bambi let me grab the [ __ ] for now oh wait in the meantime decide on which one you
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want whether it be a box okay let's say brown box gray package or white box or brown box
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uh decide go i'm gonna grab the other stuff
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time me
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okay this is one load more that's one load more there's another one
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oh and here's another one oh my god
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you guys got to send me less stuff man you really do this sucks
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[Music] oh my god
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i'm gonna sit like this if that's fine i'm never gonna oh my god can i like sit
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lying down this blows i heard the eggs cracking yeah there
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it's not bad but it ain't good sitting on the tip
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that's a really good way to put it i'm i really kind of am oh
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great package first how convenient because there happens to be one right there without even me moving
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oh my god huh scrambled eggs yep oh my god okay
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cool oh from archangel show us the white pharmacy bag
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yeah there's a what's it there's there's my dad packaged a bunch of the smaller stuff in there
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what are you dude what are you dude
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they're soft there's no notes
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what are you did is it oh my god that is the cropped most
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cropped crop top on earth dude what the [ __ ]
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this is nothing there's no wow thank you i can't wait to
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probably only wear these as pajamas there's an orange one for some reason there's this there's a lilac sort of one
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wow my bits pass they're not thongs they're shirts there
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are crop tops actually there are camo soles fit does finry chat yeah
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for summer very yeah they're not it's very short i'm guessing they're for underboob
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not much coverage there uh
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this one next i'm so glad you voted for the the easiest one for me to do not the not the ones where i have to
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stand up for a while i swear to god there's nothing in here
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oh is that
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what the [ __ ] is this what the [ __ ] is it
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for a moyer an essential tool an essential toolkit for for a manly man
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like you i've added a deep 10 millimeter socket to help you reach
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reach out of the way of those nuts or bolts we don't kink shame here watch out for the 10 millimeter sockets they
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have a tendency to go missing from where what okay right it's a deep 10 millimeter socket
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cool what the [ __ ] how do i get it off this thing that's a challenge for later oh bro the
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[ __ ] tip of my dick has an itch on it one minute
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did it just give me a minute the like tip of it but i can't get to it i can't do the pinch and roll
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it's all right i can't do it it's like [ __ ] in my [ __ ] right now hold on give me a minute
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there are no all of you are over 18 right just grind against the chair
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that's so [ __ ] no i'm not no i'm not that far gone oh my god
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that's [ __ ] just one itch bro
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fixed it year of the year no i didn't give a minute give me a minute give me a minute
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what the [ __ ] i did not know of this what do you mean did i had a did i had a dick uti it's not actually by my [ __ ] it's
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like i don't know shut up
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okay there is actually well i'm while i'm down here hold on there is actually this
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put on your shoulder i'll just loop it around uh there's okay there is also this
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this giant [ __ ] one now if there's not multiple things it oh
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that's so like [ __ ] damn felt good
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oh wait oh no it's wrapping paper oh no wait what the hell it's wrapped
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is this hand wrapped
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finn open me first oh my god okay this is like a whole experience
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bruh hold on oh that's almost a knife that fell on me let me like move out the [ __ ] out my desk oh it's a little rose on it too
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hold on knife knife okay
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oh okay
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there was no money in here there was no there was no money to the birthday [ __ ]
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happy birthday i guess jesus
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okay uh you may you may be in your bimbo era but i wanted to send you some casual outfits for the streams
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there there thank you there for the rare occasion you do wait you don't want to dress like a [ __ ]
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hip pads will be needed because the ass isn't fat
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thanks thanks but it's signed bobby thanks bobby that's so nice of you see sign bobby
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thank you you're so kind piece of [ __ ] bet you can't wait for the stream to be over so
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this is really really sweet hold on i'm going to open up this one first because i kind of half did it it's just a [ __ ] black dress that
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notes it and yeah dude the you know okay you know how women uh complain where
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they sit they're like oh man uh it's so nice to take off your bra at the end of the day or some heels at the end of the
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day dude you have no [ __ ] idea you know what it's like to undo my talk at the
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end of the day oh oh my god it comes straight straight from being compacted down to the size of
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paper it's a [ __ ] full mast bro it's so satisfying it's great okay i mean
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let me open up this oh [ __ ] hold on could they have taste it's it's not it's nice looking so far
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holy [ __ ] it's just a [ __ ] black dress it's nice it's actually like a solid dress
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[ __ ] yeah it even has a bit of shape to it it's a solid dress ribbed hell yeah i'm putting on my pile
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nice good [ __ ] okay this one what are you
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pull ties for more things wait for more pull ties for more thighs
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said pull it bro pull ties what
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pull ties for more thighs oh [ __ ] they're all ripped
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they're all ripped for my pleasure god bless girl months also god bless all
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members of the chat that contributed to bimbo months yeah thanks thanks thanks
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boys you're so nice wear it i will wear it another time this one's bigger i can
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tell because it's heavier oh [ __ ] whoa [ __ ] what the [ __ ] are you
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oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] hold on it's got a collar it's got some
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it's got some shits it's got some [ __ ] it's got some things so if you pull this it gets
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shorter nice i'm scared you might cut into the
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clothing no i'm a professional that is also a really really soft dress by the way
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because why would you let finn have anything that's hyper girl that's not hyper girly
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what the [ __ ] are these four pack heart-shaped straws there's no [ __ ] way hold on i just
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saw the like preview picture oh my god primark home
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oh my god look it's a metal straw right it's just a normal metal straw right
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no it's literally the whole straw i've never seen anything like that it's shaped like a heart
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what the [ __ ] look at that wow yeah that my my sentiment still stands
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why would because why why would you why would you let me own a single thing that's not hyper feminine
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we need everything to be feminine why would you let me have even a straw even a masculine straw
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there's four of them there's four of them thank you thanks that's so sweet of you
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i can't wait thank you what's this one
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to show off them skinny skinny [ __ ] arms
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i don't care if i cut the clothing it's all ribbed it's all ribbed
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it's all ribbed for my pleasure look all of it is ribbed oh oh my god
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okay this is just like uh like a tank top dress it's this is a tank top dress that's
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solid i mean it might look a little bit odd but [ __ ] it i'll take it what the [ __ ] men have hearts as well nothing
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feminine about it men have hearts no they don't
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you haven't learned enough about men if you think that's still true you haven't you haven't spent enough
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time with them what the [ __ ] is this
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there are four of those straws for different substances
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yep one is for water
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one is for soda one is for come and one is for
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coffee wow
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what do you think what do you think chat
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thanks so much thank you so much oh wow there's a whole ass necklace for
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it too just in case you really want to hammer the point home
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oh my god what else is there there's more [ __ ] hold on
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it's cheap it's a cheap ass necklace thought it could be fun for girly girl month uh and you can toss it after the stream
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what does it say oh oh my god this is so it says it's a gold necklace that says
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spoiled it's so true it's so true
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just casually duct taped to the back oh man you know what i think i can wear that
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that's funny should we wear this it's from shien so it's gonna like i don't know [ __ ] give me an infection by
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just touching it so i'll wear it for a minute oh my god
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can i wear this without undoing it no [ __ ] it's really like short
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okay let's see infection yeah have you seen like all the people i saw a tick tock like recently that was like someone
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put on a ring from shien and then it her like happy her finger swelled up and she
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couldn't get the wing and couldn't get the ring off and it like cut off her circulation and [ __ ] she didn't go get a doctor
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i saw that like the other day i don't know if anyone else has seen that i'm gonna do that same thing is my neck gonna get like swelled up and
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longer or bigger thicker thicker neck
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bollocks what do you mean bollocks i saw it on video it happened on video it's just the reaction to the metal it wasn't
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metal it was like stone
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i want a thick masculine neck
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i'm not even holding it i was like why can't why isn't this because i'm not even opening it's not even open
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how do people do this this is the most infuriating class by the way
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there we go uh spoiled princess wow wow chat
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would you would you look at that oh it's beautiful spoiled
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nice i'll wear that for the rest of the stream that's solid that's a solid necklace i [ __ ] with that
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for a pinup 50s look maybe this by the way this keeps going there was hold on
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there is a liquid glitter eyeshadow from elf
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liquid glitter eyeshadow how the [ __ ] does that even work hold on let me like
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there's liquid glitter there's no way this isn't gonna be like the grossest thing to have on your eyes
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does it come out how does this that that's going to be so gross on your eyes i bet you
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i'm not wearing glitter on my eyes that'll never come off this i'm not going to wear it it dries down
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i'm still not going to wear it you know you know the the the the [ __ ] pain that i will go through
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stop being a [ __ ] no stop i'm being wait what is this
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oh cool hold on dude this is genuinely like a birthday
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thing [ __ ] barbie you only gave me barbie to go off of but thank you for thank you for sending me
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this [ __ ] this is cool coward shut up look at these
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they said for like a pinup look oh dude i could you know that dude
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there's a character like the secretary or not like the the assistant oh dude
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the short woman from incredibles right
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big bomb hey boys it's a new hour my ah boys
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have any of you ever cut tucked before just a single one of you this is bad
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last minute bye after the after the titty bib street what the [ __ ]
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titty bib stream okay hmm
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i've i've tried but get hard every time oh my god
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you guys what why why can't you be wholesome for one stream can we be wholesome for one
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stream chat just one time it smells good
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weirdly they never do that's why i'm mentioning it
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oh [ __ ] this feels like it would look real [ __ ] weird on me because like what's this bottom one
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supposed to do boob window yeah there's a boob window but then there's a secondary like bra
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window i don't know what that's for i mean it's cool it's kind of neat
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[ __ ] yeah for the breastplate oh [ __ ] yeah actually with the again dude i'm
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just getting more and more stuff that's going to work so well for the dress plate degenerates okay this is the last one
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dude the person that sent me this [ __ ] hell yeah a hammock for titties sir
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no please please just a hammock for titties they're all ribbed
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listen i i love that i love that i'm gonna have so many [ __ ] like ribbed dresses after this
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a hammock for your titties let's see what there's a second piece hold on
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let me like okay wait wait so main thing main thing is this very simple dress
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what are you i'm not going to return it so
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god that is god that is sharp okay goodbye what are you dude
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what the [ __ ] are you oh wait what are you
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oh is this like a bra so you wear that like a bra and then you wear this over it
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ah that's actually kind of neat i kind of [ __ ] with that hold it up but it's got
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no like back to it i don't this tag's gonna annoy me it's so big and so like scratchy paper
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tried as underwear it's definitely not underwear oh [ __ ] love that
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nice that's that's cool that's that's a cool one i actually might i might actually wear that one this is a solid one
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any chance of you wearing a wait wearing sheer hoes and a pair of heels
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uh i mean i care [ __ ] i can
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undershirt yeah it's an undershirt do you have boobs now i always have
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if you could make your own game a sup's flavor what would it taste like and what would you name it you was cody girl at
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checkout i want to answer this jokingly but i already know because i'd already bitched about him not wearing heels do you want do you do
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john i already lost the bet oh i will wear heels halfway through a stream i have no [ __ ] i don't care
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anymore i wear heels but not now [Music] i'm tempted to wear this
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i already asked them about it because i asked them if i wanted to if they had like a orange flavor
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they don't no one does what the [ __ ] is that no one
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has like an orange and i would make like an orange and mango or orange and passion fruit flavor like j20 you know
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like that j20 flavor is my favorite one i just remake that and i would drink it every [ __ ] day
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every day but they don't make one and it's a pain in the ass why don't they make one but please don't tear
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those tags like that please i'm not gonna sit here for like 10
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minutes ripping out stitches one by one i'm gonna tear tags like that i don't care
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i want to be comfortable i don't mind i don't care anyway but yeah orange flavor [ __ ] sucks dog
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balls yeah they don't because powdered orange is off dude they don't make it because it's really unpopular but it's
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my favorite thing it's my favorite thing imagine just drinking orange juice orange juice is just sugar syrup and
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oranges like it's it's not i want like the zero [ __ ] like uh
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yeah i drink okay think about popular [ __ ] uh the the tangerine flavor of
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lacroix is it's [ __ ] it [ __ ] slaps it's sold out on everything because it slaps dude because i bought it all it's
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so good do you feel blood orange i don't want blood orange i want orange i want normal
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orange what do i just walk into walked into my gun i'm changing okay
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i'm tempted to wear this i feel like it's gonna look like dog
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[ __ ] is it gonna look like dog [ __ ] chat if i wear this like it's just gonna be like really silver glitter eye shadow
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just wear it but what if it's dog what if it's dog
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[ __ ] i can't i'm not gonna be able to take this off very easy when's the chastity cage coming well how
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am i gonna tuck how am i gonna tuck if there's a giant metal [ __ ] band around me bro it's gonna make it's
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gonna make my leggings look bad what the [ __ ] god these guys don't know anything about this do they noobies
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don't uh do it two coats no [Music]
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dim lip noise is creepy bro how about wait only one way to find it
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do a pole on it i want a pole on it is it worth the attempt
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on a pole on it how about terry's chocolate orange flavor f1 nn's extreme
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flavors finn's egg streamflow oh
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g fuel oh man gamer subs egg flavor it's egg yolk flavored drink w we can hear your
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discord pings keck oh might be oh yeah it might be stuff dm me twice
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stops ruining my stream everybody okay i'm gonna turn into streamer mode okay now you now you're allowed to message me
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it's on stream mode it's muted okay
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oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] hold on why are there two notes on this one
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there's two notes on this oh it's two different things hold on from stuff some things while meeting the
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other ladies in scotland scotland what the [ __ ]
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and then there's a small one that says
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happy birthday from wait happy birthday rose from stuff hmm
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put on the silver thingy do do do do do do i'm waiting on the pole oh [ __ ]
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radley okay i don't remember writing that okay
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[ __ ] there's so much packaging cool sterling silver
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bro there's so much hold on it's like one of those it's like a it's like a challenge
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hold on there's another hold on there's another layer of packaging one minute
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hold on there's another layer there's another layer of packaging give me a sec i can just lift that out
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oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that is cool happy birthday finn
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look at that hold on i don't know how to actually undo this i don't but like look at this
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look at the look at that little one oh wait is it wait is it a bracelet i can wear that like right now
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hold on let me like undo it without breaking it
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okay damn hold on that's cool i [ __ ] with that that that's
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pretty sweet hold on i'll put it on that's not cheap it's not a bracelet wait what it is a bracelet okay it's a
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bracelet you said it i don't actually have any i mean i'm sure i do but i don't know where anyhow
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okay so i can like loosen that put my hand through and then like do it up again
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oh really difficultly but i can
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like i'm sure i can actually do this up again just ever so slowly inching it up
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[Music] that's so cool silver thingy silver thing silver thingy
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thank you silva oh you mean this silver thingy wait what was the pop oh [ __ ] tell me the results of the poll i missed
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it what was the ball i didn't see it i did i didn't see a thing
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what was it it might magically disappear yeah
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two coats wait but what oh what the [ __ ] was there an option for none
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was there an option for zero and this is what this is the other thing
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that stuff sent holy [ __ ] red dress [ __ ] on god
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hell yeah i have a dress a bit like this whoa you almost saw my wow this is cool
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hell yeah thank you stuff that dress good dress i've got a pile of dresses i've got so
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many
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nnn what was there an option in the okay that was
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there was an option to not do it because i don't want to get scammed in this and it just says two coats or two coats and
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i'm just gonna end up doing it anyway oh [ __ ] okay this may look bad i'm gonna
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put on this though give me a second i wanna quickly
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if i have to suffer you do too okay
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let me just make sure i'm good all right let's [ __ ] try it one sec
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that is glittery as [ __ ]
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[Music]
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this is so stupid hold on it's so insanely glittery
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oh my god
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trying to treat it like i would normal eyeshadow what the [ __ ] can you even see can you even see that is on hold on
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wait can you what the [ __ ] hold on let me make sure it's like drunk apparently you apply it by putting it on your
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finger then on eyelid
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good to know good to know
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let me like blend it a bit i guess i'm gonna have glitter on me for years
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bro what the [ __ ] you still set on two coats buddy
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are we still chat are we still set on two coats because we don't we don't have to be we could just keep finn's life real easy
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and just do the one we could just do the one chat
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shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny
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[Music] gordy glitter gremlin
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mm-hmm
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[Music] wow second coat or show us what's in the
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white pharmacy bag it's just more [ __ ] things what do you mean it's just more thing it's just more packages
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i i can't the difference versus look at my [ __ ]
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the difference in real life versus on camera with this is insane
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oh my god like in real life this my eyes are disco balls
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happy birthday finn also nine months please name our son something extremely
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manly geraldine
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you did say that you wanted to be sparkly in a fan fiction so why not in real life
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happy birthday finn thank you
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so much for this great gift happy breathe little rose sweet 22. love you
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thank you for this great gift chat
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oh my god
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kind of reach this very easily
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again we could leave it we could leave it we don't have to do two [ __ ] coats but now we got to be even
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jesus [ __ ] okay rosa my head sleep now fine coward
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because you've got to do the under eye or else it doesn't blend
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okay now it looks like uh now now that we're done now that it looks like a five-year-old decided to [ __ ] design
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my makeup routine are we i think we're solid are we good
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my god okay put a dot on the tip of your nose and
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blend
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do we do
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mm-hmm it's my birthday why not be glittery [Music]
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i remember why i wrote that on the dress gift tag i ordered it after you got the ladyship certificate for scotland and
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thought you needed a classy dress oh yay thank you stuff
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wow i mean i didn't really do much of anything hold on if i zoom in can you see how insane this looks
2:15:49
a little bit more but like not glittery enough for you chat good
2:15:56
nice are we done are we done we're done we're done with the glitter doesn't need a
2:16:01
sixth coat boys i think we're solid okay it's an ironically nice it's okay use
2:16:06
more no shut up okay i'm getting a different thing and look
2:16:12
you can see what's in the bag it's not secret it's just more of this
2:16:17
we can't see [ __ ] but it's good i you don't see any glitter maybe put glitter all over your face
2:16:23
except your eyes that's a good idea what are you for those that couldn't see the lazy eye
2:16:29
before this glitter thing really highlights it damn we really need to stop letting chat vote on things
2:16:38
it's also like yeah should i push them down but it does doesn't it like because like it
2:16:43
looks like really bright so you can see the difference it's interesting i don't have it oh [ __ ] okay these are
2:16:50
just oh wait wait you know the bet that's going on if
2:16:56
everything nsfw there's so far been nothing nsfw right there's this
2:17:02
uh [ __ ] all right there's some tights
2:17:08
nice always need always neat oh god they're red and white i was gonna say always need a pair of
2:17:14
black tights i don't have them okay there's in this one there is
2:17:20
this one's hand sent rose evergreen okay
2:17:25
oh my [ __ ] god in a sainsbury's bag
2:17:32
what the [ __ ] are you from next oh my god
2:17:38
that is ugly i mean it's a really nice material but
2:17:45
i don't know if i can pull that off i think the glitter particles need to be larger to appear on camera yeah instead
2:17:51
it just looks kind of like white you can see it a bit better if like can you see my fingers how glittery they are there
2:17:57
oh my god there's glitter every like the knife has
2:18:02
glitter on it boys can you not can you you can you can see the abs like the state of glitter on
2:18:07
that right i mean if i look up you can see how much glitter is on my
2:18:12
eye i don't need more i don't need more glitter uh okay
2:18:18
oh my god there's more wait that's different glitter what the [ __ ] is in here
2:18:23
[Music] now i'm feeling disappointed about that
2:18:29
white bag happy birthday after all what do you think was in the glitter
2:18:35
maybe purple glitter would work what a what an idea
2:18:45
what what that is indeed an idea happy birthday queen hru love you bro no homo
2:18:51
nice i don't even know what that's from i don't even know what anime this is
2:18:58
cool i can't even read it it's from something
2:19:04
naruto it says on there naruto naruto i i don't even know bro i say i watch
2:19:11
attack on titan don't spoil me by the way because i'm watching the english version of it this
2:19:17
has so much dog hair on it i'm watching the uh the english version of it because
2:19:22
it's better that way and i don't care what anyone says i watch it dubbed what the [ __ ] is this
2:19:30
dude honestly we're doing so far so really good for for packages like nothing too
2:19:36
bad nothing too bad at all okay wait what are you
2:19:42
is this a shirt it's a shirt wait it's shirt okay no this way it's a shirt
2:19:49
that's this feel okay i'm gonna wear this all the time it's so soft it's so soft it's like if
2:19:56
my crop top can work it's great this is bad this is not good misguided
2:20:03
[ __ ] it was this is bad this looks so bad it feels bad too i'm very sorry but this is not
2:20:10
good i don't know what it's meant for it's a wednesday wait it's a wednesday adam's outfit it's not
2:20:16
good happy birthday queen none outfit more likely to start hrt
2:20:23
please try to get rid of your accent because no british women are attractive
2:20:29
okay jesus christ what was that happy birthday queen excited for you to start
2:20:35
i'm not going to start hr2 and i've heard many people quite like my
2:20:41
accent actually so shut it what are you
2:20:48
i bet you it's thai house or some form of leg wear
2:21:03
i still don't know what it is i still don't know what it is
2:21:08
is this a skirt is this a skirt what
2:21:13
it's just a skirt we find some earrings in the boxes what is this
2:21:18
is it is it a swimsuit skirt
2:21:26
what that's tiny no [ __ ] that's
2:21:31
what the [ __ ] how is that even like a thing that you wear there's inside to it too so it's not like that way
2:21:38
like look there's an inside what what's the sub goal
2:21:45
what's this what's the signal what's the sub goal to do it chant what is it name what what how much how much how much how
2:21:51
much can i get for that what do you think there are three attractive british women
2:22:01
am i on there 2 100 oh what a good idea um
2:22:08
i'm waiting for the archangel like thousand dollar donor and i'll do it for that uh is it an easy
2:22:14
it's an easy access skirt if you know what i mean actually it feels like it'd be pretty hard access there's like a thing under it like there's underwear
2:22:21
baked in anyway um let me
2:22:26
jesus there's so much stuff that i find i'm finding it easy to get to okay
2:22:32
look it's a bikini is it escort i
2:22:37
no what the [ __ ]
2:22:45
part of two packages what
2:22:52
okay okay should i
2:22:59
wait hold on wait let's one sec one sec one sec
2:23:06
there's wait oh no it is i see what it is okay hold on there's a package inside of the package
2:23:12
okay so there's one inside femboy slash e-girl [ __ ] not for b-day but sending anyway
2:23:18
shall i still open it what do you mean so you're finding it easier on your knees tonight yeah
2:23:24
what should i should i open this anyway it's fanboy ego [ __ ] i want to know what the [ __ ] it is
2:23:30
there's these two that got sent but there's also a card so i'm gonna open up the card first
2:23:38
wow you went to the shops and bought this [Music]
2:23:43
i hope my actual birthday package was not was was a t-shirt oh it is barbie it's from bobby ah
2:23:52
that green t-shirt is furiza the green t-shirt
2:23:59
the green t-shirt oh the gray oh yeah okay i'll send it theresa naruto i get it okay
2:24:05
i hope natural birthday package open first yes uh was not planning to send this until after birthday oops
2:24:11
fine anyway you wanted crop tops for you want to crop tops for fanboy [ __ ] here's
2:24:17
here no complaining chat he has them
2:24:22
okay it's fanboy [ __ ] time boys cropped up ooh love cropped up oh yeah happy
2:24:29
birthday let's see him how about that promise form the confession stream it's a normal tv cast
2:24:37
normally okay unless apparently this is the crop tops there's a this is a big bag if it's just crop
2:24:43
top [Music] pee pee i didn't did i didn't promise
2:24:51
how easy is it to cast a peep grey i'm i read it how easy is it to
2:24:57
drop top how easy is i think these are the crop tops how easy is it to cast a penis
2:25:03
this bag is recycled not when i'm through with it i'm gonna burn it just for the atmospheric impact
2:25:10
i really have a thing against the animals okay [ __ ] okay
2:25:16
okay there's crop okay okay okay good solid crop top gray
2:25:22
not bad this one is sent in what looks like a co-op bag this one's softer
2:25:28
please be good please be good please be good please be good oh [ __ ] it's this oh [ __ ]
2:25:34
oh [ __ ] wait this is actually pretty [ __ ] solid actually good actually a solid crop top
2:25:42
i could easily wear that with some titties okay so far this has all been hits so far
2:25:48
it's all been hits don't give me a miss this one's white again it's all ribbed for my pleasure it's like nip though
2:25:55
looking thing so far all hits [Music]
2:26:01
okay it's a bit big but it's not bad
2:26:07
okay not terrible it's not uh what's it called i don't know how easily
2:26:13
i could wear it one final try the grape of this age t-shirt is for reason okay i
2:26:18
i gathered i got it the naruto one i got it
2:26:25
okay a lot of online ordering is a bit hit or miss what the [ __ ] are you
2:26:34
oh there's a goddamn rose on there damn i'm guessing this was bought purely
2:26:39
because of the rose this is see-through as hell like i can see you through this
2:26:45
through both layers like look can you see my hand through it oh that's that's fun
2:26:52
i mean it has to be hard to get the pro cast so it will at least take one viagra
2:27:06
what are you oh oh [ __ ] there's a lot of stuff oh my god what the [ __ ] there's more
2:27:12
makeup there is
2:27:17
why does it say birthday girl i thought you were a manly man
2:27:22
plumping lip gloss plumping glitter lip gloss that's very pink or like very like
2:27:27
it's like peachy pink or like i don't know what color is that like bronzy pink
2:27:33
do you know what color that is i can't really tell what color that is do you know what i mean you can't really see it very well
2:27:38
because of the pipe but that that that's an accurate enough color i'd say and then there's a red lip gloss sort of
2:27:45
thing there's i i've been meaning to try [ __ ] to try
2:27:50
and find red lip gloss but i only have like pinky sort of ones so yay i have red lip gloss now
2:27:56
isn't that fun wear it
2:28:01
hmm i think i've got enough glitter don't you put it on your eyebrows you're insane
2:28:07
it's just pink rose gold oh it's rose gold that's the i don't know how i forgot that as a
2:28:13
color i feel like i've got enough glitter don't you think i've got it i've got enough uh i've already got glitter on my eyes
2:28:20
do i need it you know do i really need glitter on my lips as well you know it might be overdoing it
2:28:26
you know i don't want to so far pretty [ __ ] banger packages
2:28:33
from us never enough hold on let me open let me finish opening up these and then you can uh
2:28:40
decide your final decision oh oh [ __ ] oh wait oh what the [ __ ]
2:28:46
uh among us [Music]
2:28:53
kind of cute but kind of weird looking kind of cute kind of weird looking it might look better when it's on me the
2:28:59
titty window is interesting oh [ __ ] there's a checkerboard one i have it this might go with my
2:29:04
checkerboard sket okay let's see it and then you guys can make a decision on this oh it is a jackal skirt
2:29:11
oh [ __ ] oh that's cool [ __ ] yeah it's more like just white and grey my [ __ ] balls man
2:29:18
that's nice anyway i am really tired so i'll say good night for now you can have
2:29:23
a nice night and see you in the vods you coward [ __ ] how dare you i don't forgive you you
2:29:29
never come back you leave now you're not allowed to ban you from my sanctuary fine
2:29:35
okay chat shall i shall i go take off my current lipstick and put on some glitter
2:29:42
some rose gold i'm just gonna go by amount of people saying things in the chat
2:29:49
so far all of you have said no how interest how what a what a what a
2:29:54
[ __ ] fine listen to cow music you piece [Music]
2:30:13
i'm quickly just putting this back because
2:30:37
oh [Music]
2:31:02
you know that was really easy to take off you know there's there's really something to say
2:31:07
for these really easy to take off little pieces of makeup you know look you know how easy it is like
2:31:16
you know you know glitter is pretty hard to take off chat glitter's a pain and
2:31:22
we really don't have to do it you know i know that it's going to be harder for you to deal with because it's going to
2:31:28
be so hard for me to take off because you're going to have to live with the knowledge that you were the ones that caused it my suffering
2:31:35
and i know that you just couldn't live with yourself for that you it couldn't work so i'm going to give you one last chance
2:31:44
to maybe decide that you were wrong
2:31:52
you really need safety shorts it's i do have i do have safety shorts on it's not there's not i'm not straight [ __ ] and
2:31:58
ball in it under here what do you find most attractive about
2:32:04
your boyfriend happy
2:32:09
this is uh minecraft videos there's a solid chance this looks [ __ ]
2:32:15
by the way like like your suffering sustains us i can live with that glitter
2:32:22
there's a really solid chance this looks garbage
2:32:27
damn i get a tattoo in your honor and now this a quad i hope your knight sucks
2:32:32
now capper
2:32:39
[Music] oh my god well actually yes but have you taught
2:32:44
the same about your chair
2:32:58
wow that is a lot dude what do you think chat
2:33:05
oh thank you for the raid it's my birthday we like glitter in here chat wow
2:33:18
is that the lip plumper glass yep how does it taste like nothing literally
2:33:24
like nothing i don't know what it's supposed to do
2:33:29
i think it's just like the effect i don't think because usually lip plumper gloss makes it like like tingly oh it is
2:33:35
a bit now that i've said that am i going to come out the stream
2:33:41
looking um [ __ ] amazing
2:33:46
okay ah let's see dude there's dude okay
2:33:52
we're not we're not gonna get through this today hello raiders we're not gonna get through this today there's just straight
2:33:58
up no shot we're gonna get my lips there's no shot we're gonna get through this today there's no [ __ ] way what
2:34:03
do i do should i save some of it what do we call it a stop i'm gonna say it like
2:34:09
i'm gonna say no matter what happens at four hours we're done but well let's see my this tuck
2:34:15
jesus [ __ ] what do i need to do to take off the tuck i promise you it'd be a better stream if i could take off the tuck i'm so uncomfortable you dropped
2:34:21
something why do you treat me like a common [ __ ]
2:34:26
chat i won't just do whatever you say it's not gonna happen my lips are tingling now um i i did drop
2:34:33
something and i'm [ __ ] done there it is
2:34:44
is the ducking rule for girl month no they just paid me a lot of money to do it what do i need
2:34:49
to do [ __ ] address to undo tuck there isn't any [ __ ] there isn't it can't be it
2:34:55
can't be done this is the shortest dress i own well yeah but you know it's the shortest
2:35:01
dress i would like we'll put on okay oh my god like the other shirt is just
2:35:07
like bikinis okay look and i'm not gonna do that for a different stream okay
2:35:13
next blink oh you gifted some [ __ ] ones that's
2:35:18
fine just and do if it's painful it's not painful it's just tucking
2:35:26
see oh this is doing the lip tingly thing
2:35:33
like like this is def this is doing the lip tingly thing
2:35:38
i'm gonna [ __ ] jesus
2:35:44
i'm having such a good birthday the grey shirt is furiza
2:35:49
thank you archangel good to know now after i've already [ __ ] worn it and
2:35:54
put it in my personal wardrobe these eyelashes are not holding up holy
2:36:01
[ __ ] the uh dude you can tell like i feel like i need to get them done again
2:36:06
like like added on to because some of them have like fallen off but i feel like i shouldn't have to you know i did
2:36:12
my time i put i put some eyelashes on once if they're coming off they're coming off i feel like i'm not you know
2:36:19
what's it called i'm not a obliged to do anymore six days it's six more days
2:36:30
it feels like it's been weeks jesus
2:36:36
okay this will archangel [ __ ] there's a tie on this thing hold on
2:36:42
oh [ __ ] it's kind of interesting look next hot tub stream went to show bikinis oh [ __ ]
2:36:49
that's kind of cool damn huh yeah i do
2:36:54
um i'm not sure when the next hot tub stream is gonna be i'm gonna do it though definitely inside the next three weeks
2:37:00
or something your voice really showing maybe shut the up huh maybe shut that maybe shut your mouth hole huh oh my
2:37:07
skirt's riding up my dress is running up oh how does [ __ ] anyone do it how do uh
2:37:14
how women how do women how do they [ __ ] do this i don't get how women have their have
2:37:21
their dick tucked all day and they don't complain about it i've never had a single woman complain about how her like
2:37:26
[ __ ] balls hurt from the tucking why are they just raised like that oh
2:37:32
god i really can't overstate how annoying
2:37:37
that is come and shut it yourself coward that's that's good
2:37:44
[Music] time for alcohol oh god i want yeah sure
2:37:52
oh i just want to be fat and ugly why can't i why can't that happen
2:37:58
i don't i got a shirt a rather masculine lumberjack shirt please don't make it
2:38:04
don't make me throw it away come on i can have one thing chat look
2:38:11
one shirt one one masculine lumberjack shirt please for the love of god one one
2:38:17
male shirt you know what to do no come on it's women's is it
2:38:24
it doesn't say it doesn't say if it is
2:38:30
dude come on like i have to i'd wear this i dress like
2:38:35
this every day i can't have one one male shirt
2:38:43
boys i feel like uh what about what stop trying to scam
2:38:48
you know the rules wait till the break [ __ ]
2:38:56
you piece of [ __ ] i'll [ __ ] i'll put it in the box it's gonna have to be another timer because
2:39:01
it's all duck types and [ __ ] i'm gonna put it over there so i know
2:39:14
your god damn tight around your waist what if it's for
2:39:20
a look like that huh show us the site show us the size the buttons are on
2:39:25
bro bro what i need to do to undo this tuck
2:39:31
this is [ __ ] awful one week into the rules you set yeah it's my birthday it's my birthday
2:39:38
it's my birthday it's my birthday chat ah [ __ ] hold on my skirt's riding up
2:39:44
give me a sec oh my god hold up one minute
2:39:50
my [ __ ] skirt is being a painted [ __ ]
2:39:55
okay okay ugh oh my dress is being a pain in the ass oh okay hold on
2:40:06
oh oh [ __ ] there's so much [ __ ] to it boyfriend shirt yeah or so i can remember my boyfriend
2:40:13
you know him as big hulking lumberjack frame
2:40:22
my dream man okay
2:40:28
let's see what we got what are you
2:40:36
okay are you a termite looks like you look
2:40:43
hungry for wood also bye and good nighty miss evergreen jesus
2:40:49
god that was hot thank you tell me do it again tell me give me good pick up lines about how i
2:40:56
like dick okay uh it's a crop top it's a very see-through blue crop top
2:41:03
nice it's really stretchy too it's soft as [ __ ] okay it's soft as hell and it's a crop top we're keeping it next thing
2:41:11
oh my god hold on these are these are definitely trousers they're brown though just
2:41:17
untuck for the love of god do what you please at this point you already lost the bet i got my satisfaction of being
2:41:24
right about your commitment to rules now it's between you and chat you should have done what you want
2:41:30
and wear what uw and shut up jonathan you whole okay look i got these i got i got i got trousers wow
2:41:38
i got trousers what i got trousers okay i got an xbox
2:41:48
okay oh [ __ ] look at this box what the [ __ ]
2:41:56
look at that that's cool
2:42:20
oh
2:42:28
i'm kidding i bought it i bought it myself but i bought myself a birthday present
2:42:34
i bought myself a birthday present i feel like my acting's not that good
2:42:40
but i bought myself a birthday present i bought that i bought myself a birthday present i bought a watch
2:42:46
it's a good watch i bought myself a watch you let my watch you suck i know i
2:42:51
always have a watch look at that watch that's a cool watch also by the way this is on here so tight if you ever want to
2:42:58
know like my wrist is so [ __ ] skinny this is how skinny my wrists are like that that that this is the exact
2:43:04
diameter of my wrists just fyi like these these are my my my
2:43:10
wrists here that size exactly this size um i don't know what to can i don't have
2:43:15
a thing to compare it to here's a there's a mouse there's my wrists to scale you know
2:43:22
yeah here's a [ __ ] my wrist is so [ __ ] small here's a phone
2:43:28
here's my phone wrist to scale you know small thing
2:43:33
should have bought a women's one it's unisex my lips look bigger
2:43:40
don't they a bit maybe it's working look how capable he is of ignoring chat
2:43:45
what do you mean i'm just reading you're not saying anything interesting
2:43:52
uh too manly happy birthday box box
2:43:58
[ __ ] you yeah look look look i want to go get it today look at this i
2:44:04
went to go get it today looks like redder too true look at that fits perfectly it's a little bit big
2:44:12
but solid nice i have this now it's cool i like it it's my lumberjack
2:44:19
shirt is a women's i scented also the light blue long-sleeve crop top the seams go on the outside
2:44:26
why would they go on the outside yeah look at that hold on look at this look at this oh god i don't like watches god
2:44:32
i don't care beep beep look at that you can see the insides of it
2:44:37
look at that you can see it [ __ ] going look i can time [ __ ] on this watch this
2:44:44
uh time until someone calls me egg in chat [ __ ] go and then it's gonna start the watch look at that tick tick tick tick tick i'm
2:44:50
gonna and then uh let's see egg there it is that was 11 seconds
2:44:56
good good show 11 seconds chat wow oh no that was six
2:45:01
you made it six seconds that was six seconds nice
2:45:09
put in a glass of lacroix no this isn't that this isn't that um this isn't that waterproof
2:45:15
it's only up to like 70 meters so i'm not gonna this isn't not one of those ones you go swimming in you can wash your hands under it but maybe not
2:45:21
swimming anyway i gotta watch gonna watch i thought that was cool i just wanted to show you uh my
2:45:29
little birthday treat to myself that's cool this is now one of the most expensive things i own
2:45:34
i think it might be the mo now i have a computer that's more than this but like you know
2:45:43
i'm proud of that i'm proud of that it's cool it's cool it's solid it's solid plus 70 minutes yeah i didn't lose any money
2:45:49
on it technically because i got the watchtrap for free because the guy likes me a lot did i
2:45:56
flirt no but i got the watcher free and the
2:46:02
people of you know how expensive [ __ ] omega watch straps are i made money on this [ __ ]
2:46:11
but how cool is that there oh i got that for myself anyway uh
2:46:17
god you look good for 22. thanks what you're saying it like i'm [ __ ] like i need to write a will
2:46:24
sugary confirmed indeed um have you taken the bracelet off already yeah i stuff i even came back on stream
2:46:31
specifically to tell you that i took it off so it wouldn't get wet while i was like [ __ ] taking the mic off
2:46:38
why it feels like you never listen to me god
2:46:43
it feels like you never listen to me chat
2:46:49
that's me right there what do i need to do for you to put on
2:46:56
that little skirt you got the uh the the checkered one not a lot i'm probably
2:47:01
gonna what the [ __ ] is this i should have read it first my bad
2:47:07
it's from mischievous i know what it is already hey finn thank you for being an amazing part oh
2:47:12
i'm really hoping this gets to you before gg month is over you've been overwhelmingly positive influence on my
2:47:17
middle on my mental state
2:47:27
the new merch is fired oh wait uh wait i couldn't even read that then we actually fight did you model freud yeah i
2:47:33
actually didn't plan on uh modeling for all of it i was planning on getting someone else to do some of the like the
2:47:39
photos for it like the main product shots but i took the main product shots like in guy mode before like you know
2:47:45
[ __ ] this month started uh and i ended up not wanting to do my makeup so i ended up just doing uh like going back
2:47:52
when i had my eyelashes done and then doing it then so solid and then i that's when i did the merch side i think that's when i did
2:47:57
the the girl merch sort of thing so inside it's a [ __ ] great looking shop solid [ __ ] great looking look at
2:48:03
this great looking shop look at that tell me you don't want to go on this side just so you can do this all the time it's [ __ ] fun i'll sometimes
2:48:08
load up this page just do that myself look at that
2:48:14
wow look at me [ __ ] sexy ass [ __ ] look at that [ __ ] yeah i'm so strong so
2:48:21
[ __ ] strong so [ __ ] strong anyway okay uh let me open up another box
2:48:30
i haven't even got to the ship back there yet by the way i'm just opening the stuff that's collapsed near my feet
2:48:37
okay let's see bye the thigh highs are [ __ ] great
2:48:48
okay something orange something black okay
2:48:56
super straight colors are we doing this meme again okay let's see
2:49:04
there's this literally a sticker on the like a paper stick on it it just says crop
2:49:10
oh my god it's it's a again really stretchy really most definitely see-through crop to how
2:49:16
many [ __ ] crop tops do i need go visit the merch site and see if you can spot which of the photos are supposed to
2:49:23
be in guy mode there muh mean little snarky snarky [ __ ]
2:49:30
okay uh let's see
2:49:35
it's the same thing again but in black the i oh it smells bad too that it smells so incredibly bad
2:49:42
hold on let me like i gotta bend over real quick to grab these other ones that have fallen over here
2:49:49
oh my god okay huh hi
2:49:55
very very funny by the way okay finn from archangel
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okay
2:50:09
it's it's jewelry i think yeah it's
2:50:14
some hoop earrings yeah it's oh my god
2:50:19
it's some hoop earrings that are really really thick like really really thick hoop earrings
2:50:26
holy [ __ ] like really really thick hoop earrings
2:50:34
that is slowly i could wear this now i could wear one of them now
2:50:41
chaff earrings i could wear one of them my other ear is not [ __ ] my other any all over
2:50:47
because i'm stupid but like i could wear one of them now
2:50:53
i don't think it's worth it though it's some mama earring there's [ __ ] i could wear this now
2:50:59
yeah it suits my current fit soon tm imagine having pierced ears or
2:51:06
having ages to get them redone
2:51:11
how we feeling need a drink to prep to buy the rockstead i'm i'm still 50 50 on the rockstead
2:51:19
this is also from archangel i'm 50 50 on the rockstar because i just bought a watch and that watches a lot um
2:51:27
what the [ __ ] are you oh it's another crop top uh it's very plain cropped up but it's
2:51:33
cropped up again insanely stretchy this is more just comfy wear i'll take it and i'm guessing
2:51:38
these are all the yeah okay a white one a black one you guys are just replacing my whole ass
2:51:45
wardrobe is this different this is no wait yeah no you guys are just replacing my whole
2:51:50
[ __ ] wardrobe with crop tops and like girl stuff like listen it's all good i would really
2:51:56
like some more you know i would maybe maybe i want to win i would like to one day when the
2:52:02
boxing game will square the guy like shake package now that i uh not that i want to win the
2:52:08
bet but do you mind opening one more square phallic shaped okay which one
2:52:15
what do you think from over there what do you think's like the most likely to be a
2:52:21
you know you know which one's most likely to be inappropriate
2:52:29
it's it's in the biggest box what about the biggest the biggest box down there is really light
2:52:34
like really light i would bet against the big box the white package on top of the blue thing
2:52:45
i don't think nah don't think so
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on top of the blue thing i don't know what you mean by blue thing small one um
2:53:01
there's a lot of small ones what do you think large large box could be something inflatable
2:53:06
uh okay do you mean okay there's this one
2:53:11
it's really light though it's really really light and it's
2:53:17
yeah it's really really light but not like you know like it's pretty light
2:53:25
it doesn't rattle much i wouldn't bet it's this one hmm
2:53:32
[ __ ] i don't know i i don't know what do you think
2:53:38
[ __ ] dude it could be any of them there's no long square like phallic shaped ones
2:53:45
i don't know [ __ ] it i'm opening up this one
2:53:50
i'm already holding it why not get the head find the heaviest box good things do come in heavy packages
2:53:58
okay is this homemade gift
2:54:03
this says homemade gift by the way and i think it's from canada yeah it's
2:54:09
from canada it's a homemade gift from canada it may
2:54:14
be a dick mould there's a technical chance it could be a dick mould
2:54:26
no okay it doesn't look like a dick mould
2:54:34
dude do they even get okay dude there's a note on it that says this letter contains nothing explicit family
2:54:40
friendly some human not creepy possibly emotional please keep me anonymous
2:54:46
so you know there is that uh there's a big letter with roses and [ __ ] kind of
2:54:52
[ __ ] epic um let's see
2:54:58
what are you though inside this box is a mystical object that will indicate your gender path in
2:55:05
the universe there will be no doubts what the [ __ ]
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okay so this box contains my gender
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okay highly suspect
2:55:24
it's a butt plug okay shall we see what if it's just
2:55:29
something awful
2:55:38
okay so far there is a there is a chocolate egg
2:55:45
that may i add is only wrapped on one side a kinder egg that's only wrapped on one side
2:55:53
i don't think i don't think there's gonna be anything in the egg that's interesting because
2:55:59
this looks oh [ __ ] wait that popped off really easy
2:56:05
no that's sealed there's no way they [ __ ] this is just a regular kinder egg
2:56:11
it is a it is a pink thing yeah it's a red it's a regular kinder
2:56:16
egg it's just an egg it's just an egg and then i crack the egg
2:56:24
what the [ __ ]
2:56:30
this didn't really answer many questions i thought it was just gonna be a piece of paper that said how am i supposed to know they're banned oh
2:56:38
this has anything to do with like i'm so sorry i would normally eat this egg but anytime
2:56:45
that someone says something to do with gender i don't eat it for obvious reasons
2:57:01
there's a 500 amazon gift card in here there's a 500 amazon gift card i was
2:57:07
gonna show you but i'm not gonna uh there's a 500 amazon gift card in here
2:57:13
jesus christ remember i was saying about people sending me money in cards
2:57:20
and that they should do it more jesus christ that's cool
2:57:26
here's a pink is the pink letter uh again i will be keeping you anonymous these this is a lot of words
2:57:32
and it was dated for as december 2021 uh
2:57:38
which is 28th so it's not a christmas thing okay i'm gonna read that later because
2:57:44
that is that is a lot but my god thank you show us the code no
2:57:52
okay let's see there's one here too
2:57:59
but thank you i i don't want to say your name because you said that's a guy hell no
2:58:06
that's a guy hell nah dude it's a guy dude i'm a guy i'm i'm a i'm
2:58:14
just a i'm just a girl i mean for the don't worry john i'm i'm playing with i'm doing the bet just just a girl
2:58:20
um but this girl can do a lot of cool stuff that other girls can't you know what i mean
2:58:30
i can i would say i'm more of a [ __ ] than the
2:58:36
average woman oh the little little fetus shark nice
2:58:41
little shark with spinal issues wow little little
2:58:47
little baby little stupid [ __ ] dumb shark little is it a dolphin might be a little baby little stupid
2:58:54
scoliosis dolphin wow is that a dolphin what are you it's definitely ugh
2:59:01
it's like one of the japanese you know like the japanese river dolphins ah
2:59:07
oh look at it it's all scrunchy like a hairless cat
2:59:12
oh man you're gross looking nice the dolphin oh i'm going to rip the tag
2:59:18
off it hey uwoo man good to see you uh yeah ads are all gross i like it i'm
2:59:24
going to keep it
2:59:29
i'm going to pretend that you didn't say uh didn't say more of a [ __ ] than most women i am
2:59:34
but but why would i lie i am more of a [ __ ] than most women
2:59:42
just right then i looked great disney please help me i looked right i look great for just a second
2:59:52
[Music]
3:00:00
cuddle the mf shark no
3:00:11
nice
3:00:18
average british man your average you know the memes the average british male you know it's just
3:00:24
this but still with a knife [Music]
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come on people finn is scared of sea creatures don't be insensitive
3:00:37
british male and i'm not scared of sea creatures
3:00:43
just one just a couple just a couple of sea creatures not all i like fish bro i
3:00:49
mean i don't eat them but i like them they're cool they don't like sharks they're bad for the environment
3:00:56
they eat my cool fashion dolphins and japanese river dolphin okay
3:01:03
this is heavier than i that i remember it it's not as heavy as you think it should be though if you know what i mean
3:01:10
like this should be really heavy but it's lighter than you think it is
3:01:17
it's heavier than i remember though it's just really oh okay now that's heavy
3:01:24
it was supposed to be a cute dolphins to protect you from all the shark and to
3:01:29
apologize for the other gift of course they didn't send a message oh okay
3:01:36
i'm so sorry okay hi rose how's the unboxing going
3:01:41
solid but this one doesn't have a note it's sent as a gift but there's no note
3:01:46
for the gift it's a big boy bag though is that a k-bar knife yeah
3:02:05
this is not for me this is for marisa i will keep this a secret
3:02:11
let me wait let me find the person though just just as an fyi it is for reason but i'm not going to read it
3:02:17
who is it chris hey rose thank you so much you have inspired me to stream and to lose weight
3:02:24
you do a lot to thanks finn all right i'll save that for i'll i'll
3:02:30
get it to i'll i'll ship it off then no the box doesn't say muriza
3:02:36
though so he wouldn't we didn't know how to oh one of my balls bro uh we didn't know we didn't know which one was which we
3:02:42
didn't reason would have opened that okay she's gone now
3:02:48
okay hold on oh one of my balls just [ __ ]
3:02:56
oh dude dude just noticed no longer finn's birthday oh it's not i'm no longer 22. i'm back
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to being 21. what the [ __ ] are you reason
3:03:09
finn from america oh my god it's the socket
3:03:15
it's this it's the socket thing let's [ __ ] go so i already read the note for this it just came in two
3:03:21
separate packages but let's go nice balls are the most uncomfortable they are oh my god when do i get them taken
3:03:27
off ah isn't that part of that thing that you guys been saying about the uh tran i
3:03:34
don't know what it was trains gent i forgot but really you know do you get rid of balls during that because that'd
3:03:40
be really cool look how sharp this knife is dude see what i mean by like it's super
3:03:46
[ __ ] sharp jeez careful what you wish for hi
3:03:52
doc um okay let me grab another thing
3:03:58
i'm gradually making it through this pile i think i i like to believe definitely not pink i got a feeling this
3:04:05
might be from pink what are your thoughts on napoleon's failed invasion of russia in 1812
3:04:13
kind of goofed on that one buddy imagine if france was that big country
3:04:19
france owned russia hell yeah what the [ __ ] are you
3:04:31
thank you pink hold on chat one minute i don't know what that does but oh wow
3:04:37
that's fun wow
3:04:42
i wonder if anyone can guess just based on that i'll give you that
3:04:48
anyone know what this what it could be
3:04:53
oh this one's make it easier thank you pink
3:05:00
um i have no idea how this is that that is all watching oh there's magnets
3:05:24
yo that's not how that works
3:05:29
wait no it is oh i get it oh [ __ ] i have never oh [ __ ] hold on
3:05:35
it's metal 420 was yesterday it was uh two days ago oh that's sick so you just did just
3:05:41
magnets whoa whoa cool and there's like [ __ ]
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filter layers and [ __ ] nice perfect for grinding tea
3:05:52
god he knows me so well i'm british so you use the if anyone doesn't know uh when you get the raw leaf
3:06:00
herbs you need to make them real small so you can use them in tea so they dissolve into water
3:06:08
thank you for uh the hint by the way some other british connoisseurs are with me there
3:06:16
okay this one is it doesn't say where it's from this one is a very pink dress it's
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definitely from amazon because i know this brand it's a very shiny pink dress
3:06:29
uh let's see will it be better than the current one yeah
3:06:35
what do you think chat it really matches my uh really matches my makeup currently i guess wow
3:06:42
it's jesus i guess it's more birthday dressy
3:06:48
what do you think this is the first one it's very it's not glitter but it's very very shiny
3:06:53
okay jesus christ wear it
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[Music] um it wouldn't be very hard to swap dresses like okay [ __ ] it let's do it i'll swap
3:07:07
let's see oh wait i'll swap and then we'll do a vote okay oh the camera's got some really nice
3:07:14
focus effect right now also you can almost see that my titties are trying to do something cool like you know you can
3:07:20
like if i tilt off to the side you can more see the more the titty effect anyway [ __ ]
3:07:25
okay let's try it this might become more titty effect okay give me a minute more okay all right
3:07:31
uh before stream one minute i'll be literally at 30 seconds 30
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seconds flat watch this [Music]
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also i'm desperate to find a dress that doesn't require a tuck
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[Music]
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just put on a petticoat yeah for a [ __ ] skin tight dress [Music]
3:08:21
don't worry it's i didn't mean literally 30. i mean like uh 45
3:08:27
and then 45 seconds it will be 45 seconds exactly well i'm in it
3:08:35
okay then it's been 45 damn right it has there we go done
3:08:40
okay let's see oh my god okay so it's very shiny
3:08:46
um you can see some more tiddy which is a bonus except it's being weird
3:08:55
okay let's see oh [ __ ] it's not it's actually it's this isn't that bad this isn't that bad it
3:09:03
looks a bit weird on on me because like [ __ ] my figure [Music]
3:09:09
not terrible not the worst thing on earth oh my god it's real thin not bad
3:09:18
not bad white socks oh my god he'll do we okay which one do we keep
3:09:23
but the thing is this is [ __ ] perfect for birthday the thing is i still can't cause the
3:09:29
showing through it's just a waist trainer actually um it's not i i kind of like back and forth
3:09:35
on waist trainer just because like it doesn't do anything um what do you think
3:09:40
do you have gloves i don't have white gloves but i know you mean needs heals i don't think it does
3:09:48
um way too long
3:09:54
what are you what okay now can we do a poll mods mods the heels boy i
3:10:01
could do mods scamming on hill courses do a lot of shaping i don't care
3:10:07
i it's uncomfortable as [ __ ] um okay i'll find some heels what do you think what color heels
3:10:13
white or pink you gotta tell me and [ __ ] they're gonna tell me
3:10:24
[ __ ] pink okay all right by the way uh do you do your
3:10:31
thing do the mods do the thing this dresser or move to a different dress i'm gonna take off the stockings
3:10:38
white for the salute i mean white heels with no stockings could be good hold on let's see
3:10:52
where the [ __ ] did i throw these they may they may be oh they're there
3:10:57
okay hold on they're under the they're under the giant pile of dog [ __ ]
3:11:02
garbage where the [ __ ] i found one i found one white heel
3:11:09
hold on i'm gonna not worry about my dress and just quickly do this you vote
3:11:15
[Music]
3:11:45
mountain is being uncovered [Music]
3:11:52
okay okay i found the heels got him i found
3:11:58
the [ __ ] i found the heels ah okay jesus dress
3:12:03
keep the pink okay right hold on let me swap these
3:12:10
socks out for some white heels oh yeah you guys get to see toes
3:12:17
how fun i still haven't painted them f1 nn i always laugh when you claim to
3:12:24
be a manly man but now i believe you with the amount of straight men that have been bent by you your strength is
3:12:30
unquestionable you are not getting me through
3:12:35
[Music] i'd say you know straight you know
3:12:40
okay okay done i'm in wow cool cool here boys nice
3:12:48
on the on out on the town for their birthday stream i think wow
3:12:53
cool is nice okay i'm uh i'm gonna uh
3:13:00
very pretty outfit thank you so much okay okay all right what else do i have there's
3:13:06
so much [ __ ] oh i bet you one of these as a shoebox i
3:13:14
[ __ ] guarantee it that one of these is a shoebox okay
3:13:20
turn on polish i don't care can't see feet i don't care okay
3:13:26
maybe i'll find a dress in here that's this exact thing but doesn't need a tuck
3:13:32
for [ __ ] sake this is pink
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oh my god okay it's very very very big
3:13:46
oh my [ __ ] just untucked if i untucked john
3:13:54
worse things would come i'm what the [ __ ] are you
3:14:06
oh wait
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is it a onesie it's the onesie it's a little pink shark onesie
3:14:22
two wow
3:14:27
i love it
3:14:34
next put it on you really you want me to swap out of birthday glitter extravagant i am
3:14:41
the shiniest mother i am a disco ball right now and you want me in a pink
3:14:46
shark thing
3:14:54
maybe next stream when you do a sleepover stream with millie and charlie what oh that's
3:14:59
actually good i [ __ ] knew one of these shoebox
3:15:04
exact girlie go off thank you bud i knew one of these was a shoebox
3:15:10
let's see if they're any good they are really good let's see
3:15:19
i was right they are really good wow
3:15:24
that is bad that is good bad looking that is awful
3:15:30
i've why would you make that
3:15:37
it's hollow what the [ __ ] it's hollow in there
3:15:44
look at these clumpers [Music]
3:15:51
don't fear the shark be the shark the girly shark
3:15:56
i can't wait to be the girly shark [Music]
3:16:01
to walk on grass oh yeah these are these are not good these are bad these are bad shoes
3:16:07
is it to store a stash in it like yeah okay did you i don't know if you saw me do this like i was trying to unscrew the
3:16:14
bottom of the heel to like see if there was a way to get in there
3:16:20
because it's clearly hollow like these are really light like lighter than these should be so i was like
3:16:27
hide t in it what a good idea hold on let me put these there yeah
3:16:34
now this could either be another shoebox because it feels remarkably like one but it's almost too thin
3:16:41
it's definitely a box inside of this
3:16:53
bro today i slapped a wall and thought about your flat arse slash
3:17:26
i don't like you i didn't put any padding on it i put some hip pad on but i didn't put any
3:17:32
butt pad on god [ __ ] what are you even
3:17:38
nice i gotta are these just a bunch oh my god they are these are just a bunch of the same
3:17:45
picture frames did someone order picture frames to my house by accident did you need a bunch
3:17:50
of picture frames did you order for the new house oh [ __ ] jesus i guess so
3:17:57
the one that died have you ever considered the new house
3:18:03
nice blow high shark from ikea they're really cuddly wholesome and snuggly your hoodie merch can't speak less to it with
3:18:10
the cute fins worth looking at i don't know what a black
3:18:16
shark is those heels will finally make you the height you claim to be i'm already in taller heels than that
3:18:24
and dude the guy okay i don't know if you saw my instagram post but the guy that took all my photos the uh the
3:18:29
photographer obviously he is six foot eight
3:18:34
he's six foot eight if you go and watch that video he's a full head taller than me
3:18:40
while i'm in those giant heels it's insane
3:18:46
he literally is six foot eight is [ __ ] crazy he's a giant
3:18:52
if you want to look him up he's called ace approved just to just so you can verify it that i'm not kidding that he's
3:18:58
literally six foot eight uh
3:19:06
you know this whole thing gets so much more difficult
3:19:12
okay to the zoomers in chat that's 70s fashion and as a reason it stayed in the
3:19:17
70s i'm so confused
3:19:27
happy birthday hey i hope you've enjoyed yourself and that you continue to create immensely
3:19:33
entertaining content btw got a hoodie and the thigh highs from the new merch
3:19:39
can't wait for it to get here nice my ball like popped out
3:19:46
tmi my ball was not maintaining in my tuck and i sat down
3:19:53
and it i st i not good bad didn't like that at all
3:20:00
i i would opt for that to not happen again i'm gonna stay sitting for a moment
3:20:08
just don't have balls then i did i can't do anything about that what
3:20:15
are you it's a velvet dress that is really low cut
3:20:22
i don't know if i can pull that one off buddy i mean i mean no i just definitely can't it is
3:20:28
a very very low cut dress maybe i'll keep it
3:20:33
okay holy [ __ ] dude a 45 hoodie ended up at 67
3:20:39
listen here when mais keith had a limited edition merch drop i ended up not buying his hoodie because it was 60
3:20:46
but it would end up at almost 90 after shipment that she better be good dude i swear
3:20:53
wait so miss gift made a 90 hoodie and i made a 60 hoodie and you're like this better be good huh remove all problems
3:21:00
solved i don't
3:21:06
i will okay how fast can i get my balls removed but just the balls though
3:21:14
oh god what's the bet now something tos in the last lot of packages i doubt it on my bets that there isn't
3:21:22
what are you cardigan okay
3:21:28
cardigan what there's a big [ __ ] hole in it
3:21:40
what the virgin oh [ __ ] it's the [ __ ] oh this is the
3:21:45
bank no which one's the back is it the open
3:21:52
one in the front or is it open in the back
3:21:58
got to go i have work at four in the morning happy birthday mouth i could not wear this i
3:22:03
don't think that's gonna work i don't have the titties um i don't have the titties to support
3:22:08
it but it's pretty [ __ ] cool maybe with the maybe with that maybe maybe with the
3:22:15
maybe with the maybe with the maybe with the brass plate maybe with the fake titties
3:22:22
like listen these titties great hold on these titties amazing but these titties don't come out they're just flat so
3:22:30
big titties breastplate damn be pretty [ __ ] cool
3:22:41
that file that one fell i've constructed like a separate simp mountain so big new photo shoot idea definitely not yes
3:22:49
definitely not well maybe i'll store that one for the future you don't if you know what i mean
3:22:55
maybe or maybe i will do a photo shoot but you won't see it for another year
3:23:01
okay let's see what we got here
3:23:06
guys you know i've been noticing a trend a lot of you are getting me clothes for chris for christmas for my birthday
3:23:11
oh [ __ ] it's the same as the other ones but i can't really like convince you on this one this one's just really high
3:23:17
quality or at least like better quality than the amazon ones like this is just good
3:23:23
so [ __ ] yeah okay nice this is actually this is actually
3:23:28
solid i may wear this cool this is po box 32
3:23:33
god happy birthday the manliest of men damn right actually you missed my birthday
3:23:41
so [ __ ] you
3:23:46
it's now not my birthday anymore my birthday was actually yesterday because now it is
3:23:52
25 minutes past midnight how dare you i don't even i don't want to ever talk
3:23:57
to you again same oh my god same thing but in blue oh
3:24:03
same thing nice
3:24:09
nice that pile is gonna be unmaintainable in just a few minutes
3:24:18
i'm just speed running oh okay sharp knife shouldn't speedrun got it
3:24:25
it's ribbed for my pleasure yet again oh they're [ __ ] tight bruh their
3:24:30
leggings that is a wide crotch nice i love wide crotches
3:24:39
and i love legs especially mine nice they look really small though don't they
3:24:47
perfect for cake oh they stretch real long okay [ __ ] it i'll wear these
3:24:53
nice oh my god my [ __ ] i just grabbed my legs thinking there were another package
3:24:58
my legs could be another package for for a special someone maybe i don't know
3:25:05
for the special highest donator maybe my legs could be packaged for you thanks pink
3:25:12
okay i'm uh also by the way may i add that that thing came with a plastic scraper a little plastic mini
3:25:19
scraper cool i'm gonna put it in it's pretty
3:25:24
incredible that now you are 22 the 22 of the month of april april's is the fourth
3:25:30
month which is two plus two in the year of 2022. yeah twenty two two two two
3:25:36
that's pretty cool it's the 22nd of the 22nd year
3:25:42
of april it doesn't make much april's the fourth month which is two plus two
3:25:47
god you could do that with anything uh [Music] yeah it'd be better if i would if it was
3:25:53
fair if i was born on february 22nd right
3:25:58
yeah year of the twos 22nd year of april what yeah you know
3:26:05
in all fairness when i was 21 i was born on the 21st of april so 20 21 the
3:26:10
birthday kind of was cool uh all right oh my god i don't know about
3:26:16
you but i hope the [ __ ] you do
3:26:22
oh my god chat
3:26:28
i have been gathering this [ __ ] for so long
3:26:36
it's incredible by the way you know what i've noticed this is a bit of meta commentary you know what i've noticed
3:26:42
that in while i do this when i try and get my body to look like you know good for like
3:26:48
what's it like in dress and stuff and i look so feminine otherwise like right now woman but
3:26:55
i am a just a straight-up dude like i'm just a guy like straight up
3:27:01
not for this month though but usually i am a dude sorry you know gotta fill through with the bet oh that's cool this is vacuum
3:27:08
sealed it went shh so like it's this weird thing of like i should
3:27:14
just look like a dude but i'm doing everything in my power to look fem oh my god it's thy house to look feminine and
3:27:19
it's interesting that i like i go oh damn this looks bad because i'm shaped like a dude but i'm shaped like a dude
3:27:24
okay look at this because i'm a dude nice thigh highs i
3:27:29
make better ones may i add oh what if i made the thigh house but in pink
3:27:38
very cool thigh highs i'm glad i finally have a solid pair of uh like femboy thigh-highs
3:27:44
good i actually keep losing my other pink ones actually no i think archangel sent me some as well
3:27:50
so i've got two i'm surprised you hadn't made made them in pink yeah i don't know why i didn't i
3:27:56
didn't think about that do a shot with me please
3:28:03
i don't have any alcohol hold on
3:28:10
the [ __ ] fake belly
3:28:15
i couldn't help but read it chad i'm sorry i had to know
3:28:28
what fake belly fake belly okay i don't know
3:28:33
how this works what the [ __ ]
3:28:45
no there's no it is it's like for a belly because look there's a little pouch on the inside
3:28:51
why though why the [ __ ] oh wait there's another thing hold on
3:28:57
oh it's super [ __ ] heavy it's dense as [ __ ] fake pregnancy belly made for
3:29:04
what the [ __ ]
3:29:10
it's i'm not gonna be wearing this just as an fyi
3:29:18
oh it's squishy though i want to see it hold on hold on i want to see it come on the
3:29:24
content of it i can't not oh it's skull that's gross
3:29:31
oh it's got a belly button oh no oh man what the [ __ ] do i do with this
3:29:40
oh dude that's great that's real that's real nice why would you it's so heavy
3:29:48
my [ __ ]
3:29:55
oh my god
3:30:03
wow that's cool now that's epic that's pretty cool
3:30:09
put it on no you're insane i'm not gonna wear this this is me when your mop this is
3:30:15
me and your mom but this is your mom because she's this is your this is this is me and your
3:30:21
mom look at me your mom there that's what i do how much
3:30:27
to put it on no there's many things there's
3:30:33
because i watch the next donation come up
3:30:38
[Music] kill it with fire that's what i thought
3:30:44
but god it's good to slap
3:30:55
nice mommy stream when no listen to the sound it's probably gonna
3:31:00
make god
3:31:05
that's a schlapper i like that this is anti-asmr six months after bimbo month
3:31:13
very funny um okay good old schlapp i have i'm done with
3:31:18
that thing one sec i'm gonna go bend over to pick that up
3:31:25
in the bin you go okay all right i'm gonna grab a new thing oh my god
3:31:31
okay chat i'm gonna ask you a question are you
3:31:37
fine with seeing my [ __ ] and bowls because this tuck [ __ ] sucks real real bad
3:31:43
i i promise you i'll be funnier i'll be funnier if i remove the tuck it's going
3:31:48
to be better trust me less tuck equals better stream okay give me a minute
3:31:54
i'm just gonna have to rip this thing off i am gonna be here though doing it just so you can hear my [ __ ]
3:32:02
watch this wait wait let me change it
3:32:07
watch this hold on round of applause
3:32:12
[Music]
3:32:30
hold on it's coming i'm [ __ ] getting this [ __ ] thing off this thing sucks
3:32:40
i spent uh two hours in it holy [ __ ] bro
3:32:54
oh [ __ ] all this [ __ ] pain put on
3:33:30
oh [Music] oh my god
3:33:36
[Music]
3:33:42
oh it's so much better oh my god jesus christ
3:33:50
not to see the [ __ ] and ball no not yet not yet boys
3:34:02
oh that's so much [ __ ] easier to be existing oh [ __ ] my axe
3:34:14
let me help jesus
3:34:22
no justice for you horny [ __ ] okay
3:34:28
nice oh how does tucking work well
3:34:33
my sweet summer child let me explain hold on let me face the camera towards me and then
3:34:38
really really [ __ ] make sure that my camera didn't like goof okay we're good there
3:34:43
good all solid okay damn so okay there we go
3:34:49
it's not even that big of a difference i mean no it is a really big difference it's a giant i'd call it a nine inch
3:34:55
difference it's a big difference but
3:35:01
my dress hides it well it's a giant it's a huge difference
3:35:07
it's um it's a it's a larger than average difference okay it's a it's
3:35:15
it's not it's not my it's it's a little bit more than average difference okay it's not much
3:35:21
more but it is i googled it it is it is a larger than average difference the talking verse is not talking make made
3:35:28
to me um
3:35:34
there's definitely a quarter inch okay
3:35:39
it's you know the the dress is quite um you know
3:35:44
it's a it's it's it's an above average it's shut up i'm gonna go grab another
3:35:50
thing okay more baggage
3:35:58
as said dream on what
3:36:03
uh-huh
3:36:11
just i just i owe you guys one okay that's a letter hold on i'll open that a little bit later it's a i just let i
3:36:19
just owe you guys one okay i only tucked for like half the stream i owe you guys one for the tucking just bring it i owe
3:36:26
you guys one you can bring it up at a later date okay
3:36:34
well listen you guys wanted to see bowl juice or both what are you doing
3:36:40
i feel like i've got it oh this could be scottish i could have a scottish kilt
3:36:47
it feels like it might be
3:36:52
wait was i right oh my god it is it's literally a kill what the [ __ ] it is
3:36:59
it's really really wide though wait moe is it it is it it is it is
3:37:05
it's a [ __ ] kill it's a like it's a [ __ ] kilt man
3:37:12
yo is it it feels like it is is it i can't tell if it's an eagle
3:37:18
thing or it's a kilt hold on i i genuinely can't tell hold on because it's got straps on the side like
3:37:24
that so we got like a little pocket is it a kilt or is it but there's like there's
3:37:30
like pleating though around the edge is it a schoolgirl skirt or is it a kilt
3:37:37
i don't know i feel like if you could wear this like
3:37:43
an e-girl sort of look it's got like buckles and straps and [ __ ] that make it look kind of like eagerly
3:37:49
but it's also got like a belt loop but i've got skirts with belt loops but it's got like dude okay it's i can't tell i'm
3:37:58
gonna attempt to wear it as a skirt and if it looks too much like a kilt it's an eagle skirt made to look like a kilt
3:38:04
fair enough okay it's an eagle skirt made to look killed i'll take it
3:38:10
finster okay this one was hand sent actually let's see
3:38:18
i don't know why i needed to do that it was just hanging off i felt like it had to be
3:38:24
no more tuck time to stuff oh [ __ ] this actually looks kind of dope hold on
3:38:29
it looks kind of cool it's like a bomber jacket but like a crop top bomber jacket i can't really tell this it's big enough
3:38:34
to be just a regular bomber jacket because it's kind of wide but i'm a kind of wide guy
3:38:40
[ __ ] yeah that's cool bomber jacket oh imagine that with like the imagine that with that uh with that
3:38:46
crop top thing imagine they're like it's kind of like maybe but even if it is large imagine like that unzipped
3:38:54
with a uh komiko blue unzipped with that crop top like a camisole thing
3:39:04
pretty cool it's pink it's ribbed it's all my favorite things
3:39:16
how could it possibly get any better and it's a dress it's all my favorite
3:39:21
things combined it's a very basic but pink camera soldier pink camera pink rib dress
3:39:28
nice just you know to wear about the house you know
3:39:33
just to worry about you know the normal maybe it's not a going out sort of dress it's just a walking around the house
3:39:39
sort of thing you know husband comes back from work i prepare him a meal
3:39:44
get into my cute little dress there and i don't know
3:39:50
i'm just talking talking you through my uh fantasy what the [ __ ] is this oh [ __ ]
3:39:56
it's a flashlight oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it's a flashlight hold on i gotta
3:40:01
hold on boys i gotta do this there's bad it's batteries included i gotta [ __ ] do it
3:40:13
sauce what do you mean sus what does that mean
3:40:24
it's just a it's just a light it's just a light it's just a flashlight you're about to cut the batteries enough no
3:40:30
what an idiot
3:40:41
i don't know which way it is oh there's an arrow okay oh it's a black light
3:41:03
see [Laughter]
3:41:12
i'm clay what it's don't worry about that it was glowing for it for it was
3:41:23
see no come anywhere zero come anywhere look at that clean from come hands clean from come look at
3:41:30
that everywhere
3:41:42
anyone have some water
3:41:48
oh no was it oh no it was a note for a reason oh [ __ ] was it
3:41:53
i don't think it was though i don't think it was that wasn't a note it was just the [ __ ] thing
3:41:59
[Music] i don't want to show you anything else your teeth were oddly bright there my
3:42:04
friend
3:42:11
that's so [ __ ] good i like that that's nice i like that the
3:42:18
uh oh my god finally i can have uh i just like that
3:42:26
as well i mean i don't see they should have that there's we checked
3:42:32
the packages before the reason why i'm just opening them is because we checked the packages before to see if any said breezer hey finn happy birthday four
3:42:38
items will create the whole look before you cringe hear me out you don't like goth style but how about steampunk or
3:42:44
gothic how about steampunk and gothic
3:42:49
prepare for straps belts leather have fun i like it better than regular gothic
3:42:56
but it's not good oh it's you know white thing okay
3:43:04
it's mainly the makeup i don't like i will wear gothic clothing i don't care about that it's mainly just the makeup
3:43:10
look [Music] oh [ __ ] that's kind of cute that thing is great
3:43:16
it's the first time in two years of streams that i see your root teeth being
3:43:32
white oh
3:43:45
that one hurt jesus
3:43:54
that one hurt don't hurt me john wait hold on let me check you let me check what you sent for [ __ ] stains i don't
3:44:00
know it's white let me see no you're all good holy [ __ ] it's all glowing okay uh let
3:44:05
me throw it on pile i don't know how well the trousers are gonna go with that but solid
3:44:11
emotional damage yeah that one was pretty bad that was a good roast though
3:44:17
good job john
3:44:23
do you want to use this for other things
3:44:30
oh it's everywhere my god look at jackson pollock painting
3:44:37
okay where's my straw oh wait there's my straw my new straw how nice so i don't have sorry let me
3:44:43
use my heart-shaped metal straw to uh not get my i don't want to get any lip gloss on my on my drink sir
3:44:58
that's all really weird shape on your lips actually it's interesting
3:45:07
i'm so tired jackson pollock was suss what i'm only saying it looks like that
3:45:13
because you know
3:45:20
i don't think that joke was gonna land i was gonna say because his paintings look very red
3:45:26
and like anyway do you like women if so who
3:45:37
do i like women as
3:45:53
rose hey there well that's cool
3:45:59
who knew like all over my desk like just a bunch of little specks anyway um
3:46:04
i would say oh no i'm gonna answer this one carefully um yeah no and i like em em emiroos pretty
3:46:12
great peach jars pretty solid um good friend peach jazz emu
3:46:19
just emery is pretty cool um no no specific reason um
3:46:32
yeah i don't know i can't think of anyone else besides maybe margaret thatcher i don't know i've got my i've got my top 10 list done
3:46:40
uh yeah all pretty i i just like you know i don't know
3:46:48
i don't know
3:46:53
bella's back i know but yeah
3:47:00
but when do i when should i claim my uh like drink thing with belle
3:47:06
because i i don't okay here's a here's a small uh bit of insecurity i may end up giving my
3:47:13
i may end up giving myself so the last time i spoke to bell was like
3:47:18
in dm's i said last [ __ ] i spoke to her twice last time i spoke to her she was like oh you should come out for
3:47:23
drinks with me and i was like and i was like hell yeah i will next
3:47:30
time around but i've never taken her up on the offer and it's been like a year now and i don't
3:47:35
want to ask and then she doesn't respond or it says no birthday to the pretty birthday
3:47:42
i can leave it right now thank you i can leave it right now and just like bottom fin invite me out for drinks
3:47:49
and i can leave it and i can and i can i could just figure out the options still happen but if i try and claim it then it's like
3:47:56
if i can oh it doesn't happen then i'm gonna look lame then i'm gonna look like like a [ __ ]
3:48:02
dude i don't know i can't i don't know it's your birthday perfect time i'm not gonna be in brighton next time i'm in brighton
3:48:08
maybe i'll ask so like maybe because like then i'm like more adept to
3:48:14
traveling and i'll like whenever i go to brighton i hang out with people i then can just travel all over london [ __ ]
3:48:20
america i'll go everywhere maybe not america but like you know everywhere uh i'm not
3:48:25
entirely sure where she is so i'll see you already alain [ __ ] bottom energy
3:48:31
not asking okay okay
3:48:38
hold on i gotta google a thing
3:48:44
what the [ __ ] google have you ever tried a ponytail hairstyle
3:48:51
to see if it looks good like with a hat i'm just curious with a hat no that feels like you'll be
3:48:57
i mean i could do i could do i could do okay right let me uh let me
3:49:04
see let me see what i can let me see what i can do let me see what i can find um
3:49:11
in this thing pretending chap pretending they'd have the confidence to have spelled off in for drinks true
3:49:17
what do i do with that i'm scared man might be simpler and less embarrassing for you if someone clipped
3:49:24
this and showed it to her that would be so much worse are you insane
3:49:30
are you [ __ ] crazy you want to pull a [ __ ] my friend
3:49:35
over there likes you you [ __ ] dumbass [Music] like if like it's like a 12 year old in
3:49:43
[ __ ] middle school no that's a terrible idea are you crazy
3:49:49
no don't do that that's a bad idea also you don't have contact with her it's fine it's just fine
3:49:58
good lord i'm i'm not interested in
3:50:05
i'm not interested in belle in that way so
3:50:11
it would just be friend drinks however maybe i will ask next time i'm around
3:50:16
her maybe i won't i don't care liar liar dress on fire
3:50:21
shut the [ __ ] okay who's this what who's this from let's see
3:50:26
a nicer gift to us to offset the apron from flipper
3:50:32
okay what the [ __ ]
3:50:39
it's a knife it's a knife it's a knife it's a knife i can immediately tell oh there's also a knife symbol on it it's a
3:50:45
knife hold on
3:50:50
it's a knife it's a knife it's a knife it's a knife it's a knife it's a knife
3:51:00
i'm not i couldn't be bothered to like oh that sound
3:51:09
definitely just gave myself a paper cut ouch it's a knife it's a knife it's got a
3:51:15
it's a knife with [ __ ] 15 layers of packaging it's not a knife
3:51:22
i want to see it i want to see what chat likes in knives
3:51:28
because i've got objectively great tasting knives uh but no one else seems to
3:51:35
so i'm gonna just see i'm gonna judge it if it's good or not i have objectively great tasting
3:51:41
clothing and for knives uh that was for the pink fences apron
3:51:48
three months ago oh [ __ ] whoops oh my god what are you
3:51:55
oh my god what are you hold on oh my god what are you hold on this is a
3:52:01
weird looking [ __ ] dude huh i can't tell
3:52:07
oh my god what the [ __ ] are you oh it's legal
3:52:14
what the [ __ ] that is a weird dude it's sharp as hell on some corners but you know not bad
3:52:22
that is a weird looking dude right it's it's not
3:52:27
it's kind of uncomfortable it's really uncomfortable it's kind of weird looking
3:52:32
[ __ ] with it it's a slip joint i cut so okay hold on it's so [ __ ]
3:52:38
sharp at the tip there it's so pointy okay look so i can't really like hold
3:52:43
this anywhere like you're supposed to be able to put your thumb here but this is so sharp that i really can't
3:52:51
but that's cool looking that's neat i can hold it like oh no that's really really sharp i'm gonna like file that
3:52:56
down a bit yeah they didn't round any of those that's just straight up like metal bursts twist fin and bell goes steady on
3:53:03
a gallon what the [ __ ] but very cool i really kind of [ __ ] with
3:53:10
the nut i maybe don't like the handle i [ __ ] with the knife shape though it's a cool little knife shape i kind of like
3:53:16
that
3:53:26
was that what
3:53:32
has that did that pop up [ __ ] was that
3:53:39
could it be something to do in the future i disabled the source but i'm surprised it just popped up
3:53:47
could it be maybe something to do in a future stream
3:53:54
who knows hi finn also my egg cracked recently and you are partially responsible smiley
3:54:02
face nice you could risk removing the protective
3:54:08
layer if you file it but [ __ ] it i guess the protective layer
3:54:14
the protective layer on steel
3:54:19
the protective layer depends if it's plated steel
3:54:26
why not you mean like you mean coated like this like dlc i don't know if it's dlc but you know dlc coded
3:54:32
it's not dlc coded it's steel still can rust yeah but there isn't a protective layer
3:54:39
are you guys hold on i would love hold on let me make you look dumb
3:54:46
that yeah what do you mean protective layer lacquer like when you put oil on it for a second
3:54:51
that comes off when you when you touch it what do you mean when you file it it's hand forged it is not hand forged
3:55:00
you can file it yes but there's no [ __ ] way it's hand forged
3:55:05
there's no chance smeg miller
3:55:10
nickel plating case hardening [Music]
3:55:17
oh my god bluing all of that is so stupid
3:55:23
okay hold on i want to see if my straw would light up
3:55:29
okay oh i'm so tired oh my god he's so damned up down bad there wouldn't be any such
3:55:34
coatings on a knife that great yeah galvanize yeah why would you use galvanized all of the things you'd like
3:55:41
do okay you wouldn't do anything to coat a knife that's not dlc it'd be very
3:55:46
obvious if it was coated in something it wouldn't be like galvanized that would be insane
3:55:53
okay you wouldn't galvanize an actual knife blade that's just silly
3:55:59
okay let's see oh [ __ ]
3:56:07
finn's speaking like an expert because i kind of am a little bit i mean i do really i am like not i wouldn't
3:56:14
call myself an expert in knives but i know a lot
3:56:19
or in pocket knives anyway i don't i really don't know [ __ ] about like fixed blades but pocket knives
3:56:25
yep happy birthday bro i hope you've had a good day new merch is looking fire had to grab a
3:56:32
hat which the chat should also do smile dm you about future merch design shiz i
3:56:37
can't have a good stream hell yeah okay i'm glad you messaged me uh i thought i sent you something that had
3:56:44
no use apart from decoration from archangel s30vs90v or s10 110v i have all of them
3:56:50
i have my benchmade crooked river is s30v and that thing has not gotten dull
3:56:56
once it's just s30v is hard as [ __ ] s35vn can suck my dick uh s90v it's a
3:57:03
middle ground between [ __ ] i don't know i i my pm3 is in s110
3:57:10
but and it's fine i i i think i there is definitely better steals i'm gonna snub about it but there's definitely better
3:57:16
steels than all of those i would go for s30 just because it's cheaper
3:57:23
holds a better edge s 2010 is brittle but it holds better i'll go press 30 though this is just
3:57:28
cheaper as [ __ ] what the [ __ ] are you decoration lamp what decoration is it
3:57:36
wait can i bend it no what do i oh my god it's a rose oh my god
3:57:41
it's a it's a rose decoration oh it's usb hold on and then batteries
3:57:47
oh no it's like a pass-through hold on i want to try it i'm going to quickly plug it in
3:57:55
1060 high carbon because i'm a sword boy true 02 o2 tool steel that's the best i've
3:58:03
got for a [ __ ] fix blade all right let's see
3:58:12
i'm trying to plug this [ __ ] in
3:58:19
oh my god that's cool that's pretty sweet in real
3:58:25
life i i know you can't really see but this is very red there you go it's very red and very um green wow
3:58:32
that's neat very cool does it vibrate what the [ __ ]
3:58:37
no it doesn't [Music] what is with you guys in sending me
3:58:43
[ __ ] and wanting to wanting me to get goddamn what's it called uh things attached to
3:58:48
the microphone no very cool though why the thigh highs 41 in uk f1 nnn
3:58:56
crying face they're 20. what do you mean they're for what do you mean
3:59:01
what do you mean oh that might be shipping yeah that's kind of [ __ ] i don't know it's from
3:59:06
america i had that someone was bitching like uh oh god we're gonna uh someone on twitter was like are we gonna allow
3:59:13
british youtubers to make uh to make uh american merch when it costs so much
3:59:19
for shipping happy birthday day plenty of lettuce there's like uh i
3:59:24
think for some like every don't get me wrong i'm sure every country wants merch or like clothing in their country
3:59:30
so it's cheaper right but like they do know that everyone's in america like everyone's in america i have
3:59:36
there's so many places that i could do it from the uk but it would be way more expensive and also
3:59:42
[ __ ] like everything would be ten dollars more and the shipping to americans which is
3:59:47
the vast majority of your audience like it's literally like 70 of your audience is higher you know
3:59:55
cries in european i know it's rough but i'm i'm [ __ ] here too i have to deal with it as well
4:00:01
but like yeah it's this is kind of a there's a thing it's kind of a an annoying thing but
4:00:08
don't do much about it cook for the usa yeah i have less people bitching at me that shipping's expensive if it's from
4:00:16
uh america because otherwise [ __ ] like if i did in the uk then god damn
4:00:21
ten times the amount of people are going to say why is this so expensive
4:00:28
i don't even we don't even need to do a choose your own poll i have data on it
4:00:35
uh open more boxes need my t os item now okay look let's do it i have data on it my youtube channel and
4:00:41
[ __ ] like that okay i think twitch also takes into account like location data
4:00:49
i got three one of them is a weird one look at this one look at this dude
4:00:56
i've got my data ty i got my thing look at this
4:01:04
it's so destroyed though i don't even need a knife
4:01:14
wait what is this
4:01:20
fun what are you oh yay
4:01:27
it's like absorbent underwear it's women's it's
4:01:33
women's diapers it's like thin what a weird market
4:01:38
it's it's like it's like [ __ ] panties but they're diapers i guess that's
4:01:44
[ __ ] what the [ __ ] when will you take up on cinderellas or potastics which i'll live offer for a collab wish you
4:01:51
were at the streamer awards rocking some prom dress oh my god uh
4:01:57
i mean i take up i take up their offer if your uk fans are upset then maybe they should
4:02:04
have won the war u s a u s
4:02:10
a yeah i mean okay i beat i'm not sure
4:02:15
what potassium would want to do because i'm not sure what they want to do they're all american and i want to be
4:02:20
in america so i can collab with people but yeah if i i didn't realize uh cutie
4:02:26
asked me to do anything but down very down
4:02:32
what the [ __ ] are you oh there's more heels boys are they good are they [ __ ] there's only two ways it can go i don't
4:02:40
will i keep them will i throw them away they're blue oh [ __ ] they're not bad
4:02:46
they're normal look at their big they're real big they look bigger than mine almost
4:02:52
they are bigger than mine these are a size bigger than mine but only one size bigger than mine i got big feet
4:02:58
and a big big big heart big i got a i got massive feet and a
4:03:04
slightly bigger than average everything else uh
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deals okay i'll keep these these could be useful for a very very specific look if i had like a
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light blue dress these are cool oh yeah what dress will go good with this
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those aren't bad yeah they're not bad blue dress do i have blue dress blue dressy blue heels yeah no i don't i
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swear i must have like a light blue dress i've got it
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oh what the [ __ ] this has got to be from john for the [ __ ] but um one minute i j so this is definitely a
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course oh there's a note hold on please do not use your princess wait what please do
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not use your private box to order them what
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many thanks royal mail
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the royal mail wrote me a hate message please do not use your
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private box number to order them that are delivered by other couriers
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the royal mail really sucks at writing i'm not even kidding those are the exact words
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people with big feet long toes [ __ ] the royal mail i can't do [ __ ]
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about it i'm i'm paying them the raw mail can suck my nut okay
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so this is gotta be from john okay the thing that fell out of that was a g-string so i'm not gonna bother picking
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it up okay so it's a corset it's pretty thin but it's a corset with a bunch of
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buckles and [ __ ] like this is this way round wow that's kind of cool
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oh that's pretty oh my [ __ ] god that's cool look so that that like clips
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onto there and then you push this down and then it like goes through a hole in there that's that's pretty cool
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that's fancy that's cool
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and there's like straps on the sides so i'm john is this from you one last item okay it is from john
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that pile is high is almost taller than me now okay oh my god all right there's this one
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wow wow wow wow oh wow
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hold on what are you oh wow
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this is not my color and it's falling apart hold on
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shipping was not kind to this whoever sent this um it's like a
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hold on yeah shipping was not kind to you
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it is so okay
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there we go it is a necklace and earring set it's like amber
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or something neat cool
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i don't know if i have anything that would match this but it's pretty neat nifty
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i'll keep it i'll put it there i can't really throw that one that's kind of cute take it
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this is hurting oh that was hurting more than i thought it was
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jesus oh my god
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huh let me reposition oh no
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[Music] general info for chat sending items to
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rose avoid sending things to the po box from non-royal mail careers most of them
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refuse to deliver them and as you just heard royal mail get taxi about it you can never check though like there's
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very few websites where i've ever seen like which courier do you want to use i've never seen that there's some that's
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like okay do you want to have it faster but some don't even give you the option sometimes you just order it i hate
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websites like that they don't tell you the shipping times by the way like i hate websites like i don't tell you the shipping times
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i don't think mine my website does that um
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yeah why can't wait actually is that a thing hold on on my merch like can you pay to get it shipped faster is that a
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thing or like can you pay to like see the courier because if not i'll ask about it
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because i feel like that's something i'd want to be a thing because i always dislike when they don't show me
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oh wait i don't know okay let me grab the thing all right let me
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grab a grab thing we're gaining on the last few by the way
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there's one two three four five six there's like six things left there's six things left all right
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what do you think large just i can't even move the chair there's so much garbage everywhere right there's a giant one there's a last
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giant one that i bet you want i bet you that one right there is a shoebox under the other package and there's
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another few over there there's small ones a small small medium large just chat spam and
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i'll just go based on that go go small medium large which one
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give me the spam voice i need to know
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large okay it's not as it's not too heavy you know
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i can pick it up like that you know it could be i can pick it up like this like i can do a lateral raise with it so
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it's probably i don't know it's got to be at least
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i don't know 120 pounds you know something light something easy that i
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can pick up with ease um
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i don't know maybe it could be 140 but nothing less
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holy [ __ ] i destroyed this box oh my god i should ripped it to shreds
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okay hi rose oh it's from chassis holy [ __ ]
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there's rosa vader you might want something some comfier [ __ ] as small girls need a better cushion enjoy and i smoke i'm not small
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i'm so tall i'm big i'm big and tall i'm big and tall i promise i'm five foot
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ten i'm pretty [ __ ] large i've got it i've got big arms and big
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long torso and i'm long legs because i'm tall i got broad shoulders
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i'm wide i got it all i'm big i'm a big boy
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oh bro that's just straight up not in this bro really hey how strong is this knife
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oh pretty [ __ ] pretty solid
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okay chassis you shouldn't have
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um there we go
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it's a it's a big what the [ __ ] it's a big
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it's a big fluffy cushion wow it's thank you chassiu
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that's so nice of you i can put it on my pink chair wow actually that is probably
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oh my god i'm making fun of you but let me like put it there
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hell yeah that's cool ah [ __ ] yeah it's nice that's nice
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it's comfy it's like a booster seat you know not that i'd need one or anything
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wow so cool thank you
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i'm so tired i'm so done i i'm we've only got like a couple po box packages but i can assure you this
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stream is over when it's done i'm gonna oh i need something to do for the rest of today
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i don't know i'm gonna go put on a nice comfy dress i hate that i hate that girly girl month
4:11:34
fell onto my birthday for the whole day you know the most comfortable thing i have is a
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sandpaper lumberjack shirt it's the best i got most masculine thing i own i might
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as well just stay in this dress i'm going to stay in this dress and just take the waist trainer off underneath
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and that's going to be my way of relaxing so awesome good nice i'm so glad i made
4:11:58
this tell chad about the drinks earlier what do you mean the drinks earlier
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i had some champagne earlier what do you mean drinks earlier
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i like to wear booty shorts to relax and you're insane
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getting what are you getting white girl why is it in champaign yeah i had a shrimp so when i bought the uh when i bought the omega uh i got a little i got
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a little white girl wasted i had like one glass of champagne it kind of [ __ ] knocked me out i didn't realize
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that had that big of an effect
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i had a champagne glass and a beer or half a beer because my dad gave me me and my dad drank a little bit of beer
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for my birthday oh it's from boohoo oh [ __ ]
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okay solid [ __ ] solid solid just regular regular woman
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[ __ ] i'm gonna have so much [ __ ] girl stuff man did i
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my wardrobe what the [ __ ] are you
4:13:06
oh wait hold on chat with the nsfw items chat
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oh could it be oh we did it we got one it's a [ __ ] under it's a [ __ ] g
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string with a [ __ ] tube damn
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the bet's over we got one oh my god that's i never would have expected it it's brilliant it's a g
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string it's got a [ __ ] [ __ ] tube happy birthday are they meant to be this [ __ ] oh i know i get a frame
4:13:41
mine is mine is not that my my not that big like flaccid bro jesus this is that's that's a lot for flaccid man but
4:13:48
i'm guessing it's there so it like when it grows you know but then that feels too small anyway it's a weird in-between
4:13:56
but anyway got that am i giving you a bit much too much
4:14:02
information here i feel like i might be box
4:14:09
you want me to put in the box it's a g string it's this technically a thumb
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wait that's a weird i don't know what we should say box because it is a male thong though so i don't know
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oh [ __ ] chat please chat please for the love of
4:14:30
god chat please for the love of god the buttons are on the wrong side chat come on chat please i can't even [ __ ]
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remember i i think this is the female side like where the buttons are the buttons are here and the thing is there
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my right side my left side you know
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please for the love god i i feel like it's the buttons are on the correct side so i'd say this is women's [ __ ] yeah
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oops there we go works woman's top nice dormant shirt not box no box let's
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[ __ ] all right how many people won that oh oh
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four hundred thousand unknown only 190 on on yes damn the people that said yes one real
4:15:15
good huh good [ __ ] boys nice job woman should i keep it
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but that sounds nice
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oh listen to this wait
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i had a good thunk for
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weed grinder no it's a tea grinder so you put tea in it tea leaves in this you
4:16:00
grind that up and it comes through on the other side and then you use that to put in the tea
4:16:06
bags when you assemble the tv channel on twitch that you get asmr
4:16:12
yeah knife asmr performed by a very masculine man in a pink shiny glitter dress with
4:16:20
glitter eyeshadow glitter lip gloss glittery birthday girl and a spoiled
4:16:25
gold there's a definite lack of posing in this stream my friend okay fine god
4:16:32
if you must ask if you gotta demand it of me god
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hold on let me fix this one it's trying to hurt
4:16:56
good lord freddie's only fans
4:17:02
[ __ ] that's a joke only three you're gonna get um
4:17:12
what else um hold on
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what else uh good a good solid [ __ ] wait
4:17:31
birthday girl hours bro i don't know i think i only pose when i
4:17:37
like i don't know this is one of my weaker looks so um i do obviously look amazing i always
4:17:44
do but my shiny teeth i almost look amazing
4:17:50
but today is a little bit weaker what can i say
4:17:58
16 months let's go all right
4:18:04
this is it these are the last the last frontier dude [ __ ] okay i lost two the last frontier
4:18:14
these are the last things that i've been sent put you over there
4:18:19
make sure it doesn't hit a button in the stream okay huh
4:18:24
this is the last thing that i've been sent these are the last ones so this is the same packaging that the
4:18:32
diapers were sent in so i don't have very strong hopes yep it's the exact same
4:18:38
just in black this time [Music]
4:18:43
i'm sorry i will not play into this oh [ __ ] wait did i buy this no
4:18:50
it's the exact [ __ ] hairbrush i have this thing slaps dude
4:18:55
tangle tee's a [ __ ] this thing is the best [ __ ] airbrush i now have a spare one i'm putting that in my
4:19:01
drawer over there [ __ ] yeah they made a green one and a blue one
4:19:14
nice nice hell yeah
4:19:20
help pog gift i will get that is enough hair brushes for the [ __ ] ever
4:19:27
hell yeah great [ __ ] [ __ ] blue one goes in the box
4:19:33
piece of [ __ ] yeah
4:19:39
a man's got to keep care of care of his hair too
4:19:45
oh my god from archangel i thought you needed some sparkly eyeshadow to complete some of
4:19:51
your looks he sent me sparkly eyeshadow it's surprisingly good sparkler i should have but it's
4:19:57
wow more glitter
4:20:03
thank you i really did need more glitter wow i really did really that was a thing
4:20:09
that i was missing out on for all these years more glitter
4:20:14
don't forget the cards that people sent yes but a lot of those i'm going to be
4:20:20
doing off camera i think because a lot of them are like keep me anonymous because they're handwritten
4:20:27
oh [ __ ] glasses oh [ __ ] glasses [Music] oh [ __ ] glasses
4:20:34
it says something when the gift rose is most excited about his three hair brushes oh [ __ ] glasses oh i sent those
4:20:41
ah john are these the glasses from before like ages ago i got them
4:20:48
finally like my actual hair brushes yeah hell yeah john you finally got him
4:20:55
holy [ __ ] nice i'm sorry i'm kind of speedrunning
4:21:00
the end here i'm so tired though what the [ __ ] are you
4:21:31
unironically this says love me no
4:21:37
something what the [ __ ]
4:21:44
it's just a body cocoon it says it's a dress it's a skirt it's a cocoon
4:21:49
it's a blanket it's a private space it's whatever you want it to be cocoon body hose
4:21:56
a simp uh simply a six multi-functional tube garment
4:22:02
that this has got to be a fetish thing right this is a fetish thing it's gotta be
4:22:08
it's [ __ ] gotta be who would who would buy this it's a fetish thing it's a fetish thing
4:22:15
everything is i know but like this specifically has got to be a fetish thing
4:22:23
full body nylon i know that people have like a fetish for tights i know that that's a thing
4:22:33
so it's a fetish thing gotta be it's not the same [ __ ]
4:22:39
it's a shoebox this is the final thing this is the last
4:22:45
thing to end it off on by the way chat let's see if it's gonna be good it's an orange shoe box
4:22:51
let's [ __ ] see i mean i think it's a shoe it's a shoe box
4:22:57
wait what the [ __ ] oh my god
4:23:03
actually kind of cool heels that be is it john's oh it's john's
4:23:09
there we go [ __ ] the very last one john is this will this complete the outfit
4:23:15
so he sent me leggings okay he sent me trousers like leggings sort of thing with buckles on him
4:23:20
he sent me safety shorts he sent me trousers sent me a corset he sent me a white ruffle
4:23:26
top thing very steam punky i could wear this as an outfit sure
4:23:37
done we're done we're done we're done
4:23:46
wait i'm going to bed
4:23:57
i'm going to bed oh my god
4:24:03
come down my favorite podcast oh second favorite sorry pka
4:24:09
um oh my god birthday girl no longer
4:24:15
thanks chat you've made me feel like a very special girl i feel so weird to say that thanks chat
4:24:24
i'm gonna go to bed first i'm gonna make some tea
4:24:32
tron john's gift you're insane i will try it next stream [ __ ] it okay i'm going i'm
4:24:40
gonna go makes i actually kind of do want some tea like like j unironically i want a cup of tea
4:24:46
i haven't had a cup of tea today and as a brit that feels wrong and the more i keep saying the word tea the more i
4:24:52
really want a warm cup of tea anyway
4:24:58
thank god that's over all right i'm gonna barely even change out of this
4:25:04
because you know i i i'm going to take the heels off and take off some some of the makeup
4:25:11
because we got to meet the rules we got to make the bet rules but yeah fun goodbye guys
4:25:17
this i'm going to look [ __ ] the exact same for the entire night so cool have that in your memory [ __ ] [ __ ]
4:25:24
[ __ ] anyway imagine meeting the rules i do i just don't normally wear a big [ __ ] dress right miko no
4:25:31
miko hasn't responded to my discord messages i don't think she might have
4:25:39
she did but i forgot about it and i don't want to be awkward about it she asked me a question and i forgot to
4:25:45
message it back but it's fine
4:25:58
uh on i want to check so i want to check it for someone on someone's online one
4:26:04
minute because i kind of owe a couple people a raid i definitely owe a couple people
4:26:10
all right uh let me see if any of them are on
4:26:22
no what do i do about this
4:26:34
all right mika all right mika
4:26:41
all right let's do it code mika all right mika and then i'll see what
4:26:46
the [ __ ] she does playing geo guests are like a dummy all right
4:26:52
let's see i'm gonna go on her stream ship too
4:26:58
um i don't think this is mexico that's birmingham okay let's uh all right boys
4:27:03
be very nice be very nice and cool don't be weird i will see you good night good night i'm
4:27:09
gonna go make some make a cup of tea all right gonna be weird bye bye boys bye bye boys bye
4:27:15
okay let's see what we'll show you okay um
4:27:21
i want to know olivia paraguay uruguay [Music]
4:27:29
ah it's not this [ __ ] isn't looking
4:27:34
look how small that alert is this [ __ ] with a real-time hair physics and
4:27:39
[ __ ] [Music] when i was iris
4:27:51
she looked nope didn't i see that somewhere here nope
4:27:59
come on makeup you can do it come on mika
4:28:04
i thought buenos iris meant hello miko it's all red in chat buddy come on you
4:28:10
can't not notice but wait a minute nope i could give less of a [ __ ] about buenos
4:28:16
aires i want my ego boosted
4:28:22
oh that was pretty good actually that was pretty impressive
4:28:29
bro finn ray oh hello hi fam what's up thank you so much for
4:28:35
the raid got it ego lifted boosted my head is so big
4:28:41
all right i'm good i'm ending the stream bye
4:28:46
i didn't do the kiss at the end oh the other guys didn't get to see it you guys did that the people were kept in the stream
4:28:51
watching the vod right now i do look kind of pretty today i just feel kind of gross because there's so
4:28:56
much glitter on me anyway bye guys peace