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what is good everybody oh my god i feel like that saturation's
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a little too much let me turn it down a little bit that's just a little bit too red
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[Music] there we go oh [ __ ] [Music]
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what is good oh sorry did that battery 90 go to you guys oh my god that's so funny
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what is good how are we doing today i'm just going to do a fit check already
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real quick a fanboy is never late nor is he early he arrives precisely when he means to
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indeed indeed oh music too loud oh my bad all right all right no one did a fit
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check but i'm gonna show you guys the fit anyway what's good y'all how we doing
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get over thank here
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[Music] there we go
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kabam love to fit thank you everybody how are we doing sorry i'm late you guys i
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totally forgot that i stream two hours early on sundays i totally forgot about that i was like oh yeah i have until 4
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p.m oh and then i was like why are people in my discord asking where i am oh it's
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because i normally scream at 2 because i'm stupid sorry about that skirt spin i'm not gay
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but but 20 is 20 miles
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camera camera's focused on my microphone hello
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camera what
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camera why
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[Music] yes a little bit i am they're actually
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somehow getting a little bit easier i know the dress flow's very nice yo houdini the diabetes thank you
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thank you so much mwah i don't i don't really want to wear my headphones with this because it's not it
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doesn't really go with the cosplay so i'm just going to keep the headphones off for now
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oh by the way um the projector came i opened it because i couldn't wait i was too excited to open
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it but yes the projector came so we're good on that yo cain immortal thank you for the seven months thank you so much
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sorry for the bumped mic thank you kane i appreciate that and welcome back let's go
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thank you thank you yo happy birthday noah thank you so much
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for joining yo mac thank you for the seven [Music]
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months thank you thank you thank you much appreciated welcome back yo dazdy
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plays thank you for the two months hell yes dude welcome back everyone it's so good to have you guys back thank you so
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much for the subs i really really appreciate it just keeps getting better thank you mac thank you so much
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yo ooh pretty what's up better butter posey how you doing welcome to the stream
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um but yes so we got our projector finally i'm super happy about it i'm very very very happy so i'm not sure if
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there's actually one more package came today which let's open it up why not yo what the freaking freaking heck
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superman hugs you're crazy
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oh what the [ __ ] yo helen
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you guys thank you so much thank you thank you thank you oh this wig is crazy yo it's super minox
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thank you for the 10. helen thank you for the five j 40 also thank you for the five what the [ __ ] you guys are nuts
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holy [ __ ] thank you guys so much for the gift it subs minox thank you for the 10. that is
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so sweet of you lettuce you got you got [ __ ] a sub sonar lori hazel games
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hunt ducky oh y'all just got us up helen croft kaboom let's go with the five
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thank you so much yo oh my god
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you guys stop spoiling me so much what the [ __ ]
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crj oh my god waffle thank you for the five and then crj thank you for the 11
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had to just take that top spot real quick oh my god what the [ __ ] is happening
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you guys actually not i don't deserve this i don't deserve
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this oh my god thank you so much emmy emmett emmett thank you for the five
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subs crj thank you for the 11. waffle thank you for the five jay foresty thank
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you for the five helen thank you for the five super monox thank you for the ten what the [ __ ] you guys
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you guys are crazy what the [ __ ]
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thank you so much i really really appreciate it please do not
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go into debt please only only donate subs if you have a very disposable income if you've got to pay
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your bills please pay your bills first buy your dinner and then and then if you
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have something left over oh my god you guys thank you so much
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i really really appreciate you thank you so much i'm too spoiled i don't deserve any of
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that but i really really [ __ ] appreciate it this was well within my simping budget
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yes of course of course yes you know food shelter rent simping budget you
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know the necessities of course of course of course
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you're my comfort streamer oh that's so cute i'm so glad i can be someone's comfort dreamer because i have comfort
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streamers and i like i love them because they're my comfort streamers so i'm just like i'm so happy that i can provide
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that same thing for someone else it makes me really happy everyone needs a comfort stream or at least like a comfort like tv show or something
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some comfort media that you can just watch and just feel happy all i want to do is make you guys happy
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you don't need to donate if you can't also it will exactly you really don't you really do
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not it's totally fine if you guys just chill here it's also fine if you don't even say anything i love you all my
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lurkers mwah yes you my lurker also you my chatter also you my everyone in my chat i love
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you thank you so much for chilling you're the best
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yes i got my new screens the new monitors all set up perfect we're looking sick the only thing i need to do
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now is get the the monitor arm and then add my third monitor to the back so i can have
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a monitor up there and then i'll be really set up i won't have to like because right now i kind of have to lean
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around the light that i have right here to look at chat so it'll be sick yeah do you guys want to see the setup here's
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oh [ __ ] my light fell off oh well that's as far as my cable
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that's as far as my cable will let me go but here we go kaboom we got this setup
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one sec my light
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oh you guys get to see my bicep yeah
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and we back and we back that's us hi mom
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[Music] hells yes [ __ ] ripped oh we got a chair pose
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real quick we got a chair pose real quick one second i gotta get my chat out
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look at my chat okay where are you little one
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yo utopia i think you're gonna ten bits
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hello mr bond i've been expecting you
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toast attack i don't know why
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i don't know why villains don't train their kitties to attack attack kitty yo thank you guys for the
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hype train [Music] throwing toast yeah dude i'm gonna be the next amaranth i'm gonna get
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cancelled for throwing toast yo what's up baby girl what's up big fat
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what's going on oh we got a skirt spin hey gorgeous i love you what's up dan skye i love you too baby
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too what the [ __ ] is up
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yo
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look at this there we go i actually like this wig it's like kind of weird because it just
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like starts right here like no one's no one's hairline looks like that you know what i mean we're
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just like a semi-circle like no it's kind of a weird hairline but i don't know i actually kind of like
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it how's the music i'm actually not listening to the music oh
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i like this song um tell me if the music's too loud by the way i'll turn down
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hydration yes i need my water
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oopsie cheers
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ah you look so good thank you matilda thank you are those heels hurting your heels yeah
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they're not the most comfortable shoes but i'm not sure if comfortability is in
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anyone's mind when they're wearing heels i think that's the last thing on their mind to be honest
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because beauty is pain as i have come to learn
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in my endeavors [Music] start spinning
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skirt span all right the one thing i don't have the one thing i don't have uh
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is her little purple purp her long purple gloves i don't have those
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i i feel a little bad before doing the cosplay without them but i think i think the wig in the dress and the heels are
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enough but i do wish i had her her purple arm thingies okay one second
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i'm doing skirts but i promise yo the chief wizard thank you for the follow
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[Music] honestly you're helping me through having coved oh that's so cute i'm so glad bored yo i'm sorry you have covered
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though that [ __ ] sucks i had covid like a month or two ago and it was the worst it was the worst yeoman knocks
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thank you for gifting a sub mwah thank you thank you thank you i really appreciate that hey ryan what's
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up star wars boy how you doing okay w set up wrong w music hell yes skirt
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spin time yo future problem thank you for the two months as well thank you so much hell's
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yes thank you minox for the gifted and thank you future problem for the wrestling let's go
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love y'all alright
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yo macrophilia thank you for the five months thank you so much mwah welcome
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back five months baby let's go
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almost fell on that one god damn
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i know the the skirt the skirt dude this is crazy it's so crazy like
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looking at this and being like that's me like that's a wild dude i look so
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[ __ ] womanly with this with my boobs in this dress like it's so crazy dude
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being like this just like looking especially just like without the face it's just so crazy looking at my body
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right now in the camera and being like yeah that's that's me the [ __ ] that's crazy dude
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that's wild that's wild
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yeah that that is super spinny yo slim box welcome back for the two months
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thank you so much mwah right now la la la la la you make my day dude that was so funny he was like
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oh i know you la la la i was like yeah perfect you got it
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yo holy [ __ ] i didn't even realize that slim box thank you for the tier three sub yo thank you so much mwah i really
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really appreciate that hells yes yes thank you so much looking good
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thanks bean machine right now do you only do unboxing what do you mean do i only do unboxing
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i'm not doing unboxing right now i'm doing cosplay right now we're chatting
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um are you gonna add a few things more to your wishlist yes i will do that uh but we're gonna have to make sure guys at
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this point that everything we add to the wish list is like certainly something i want because i
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feel bad about just like getting all these clothes i mean i can give them away of course but i feel bad about like
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you know spending all the like fuel to ship all these clothes that like maybe i won't
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wear so um or maybe i won't wear like you know more than a couple times so everything i
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want to put on my wishlist for now on i want i want to put stuff that'll wear like a lot that i'll actually use
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so that we don't needlessly waste our resources of the earth if you know what i mean
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such a bouncy wig i love it it's like it's like it's like up it's
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like been more bouncy the more i've been wearing it because like because like when i first took it out of
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the little package it was like totally flattened but now it's like i don't know
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it's like a little more springy if you know what i'm learned
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at least all those boxes can be recycled yes that's true after we make a fort with it of course
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which we did do success you're my best friend let's hang out
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forever can you share your nails more closely yeah sure
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nails news
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la la i don't i don't have the most
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i don't have the most girly hands because i'm so [ __ ] skinny so my hands are really bony
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got some bony little hands because i have about 0.1 percent body
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fat but we're trying to change that oh yeah
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i uh i opened my uh freaking my magic bullet my blender and it's been
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making my life so much better in the morning i make my uh what do you call it my little smoothies
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with peanut butter and oatmeal and milk and [ __ ] like that is a great little calorie bomb for my skinny ass
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it's perfect also it's just good cause i can drink it i can just chug it
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just down that [ __ ] bro does any does anyone feel me yo bro did you shave your leg i shaved
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my arms oh [ __ ] yeah i forgot i was supposed to uh i was supposed to shave my my legs we
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can do that why not we'll we'll continue we'll finish buzzing myself in a second um because i only did my arms i'll do my
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legs um nice how does that taste it tastes good i love peanut butter so it's just like a really peanut buttery little drink
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um but yeah no it's very very nice this is a very nice little calorie bomb
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what was i gonna say i was gonna say something i can't remember such a bouncy uh wig yeah that's exactly
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how i thought that sensor's end you honestly look like amaranth dude
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really [ __ ] yeah no way that's a huge compliment because
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amaranth is super hot yo dazdy
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that is why we love jessica rabbit sorry let me turn up the uh let me turn up the tts sound thank you
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so much for the 420 mwah i really appreciate that thank you thank you thank you
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one sec let me turn up obs obis
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um
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yeah sorry sorry for the for the battery 90 that's when i that's when i accidentally it's
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up if i accidentally click the power button on my headphones it tells me what the battery is so sorry about that how
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those new sneakers they're super good i wore a super dope outfit uh this weekend when i went out with the sneakers and my
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jeans and then i also it was like it was like an all-boy outfit but i had a sneak little a sneak
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little fanboy element where i had pink my like pinky pink fluffy socks that you guys gave me um
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so i had like jeans a hoodie the white sneakers but then under the jeans it was like you could see the pink little
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fluffy socks and it's actually a sick look because i was wearing like a white and pink hoodie too it was dope it was very fly oh
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it's dance time [Music]
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wait i kind of i kind of need to wear the headphones for the dance
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what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ]
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yo dex carter oh holy [ __ ]
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what you dicks [ __ ] god what the [ __ ]
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holy [ __ ]
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you guys are crazy dude what the [ __ ] dex holy [ __ ] that is so many subs dude
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probably everyone in chat has a sub now holy [ __ ] dude thank you dex
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if anyone is in chat and was wondering if they got a sub you probably have one though thank you so much dex carter i
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really appreciate that holy [ __ ] [ __ ] wow mwah
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i really really appreciate that oh not damn kind of scared i'm sorry hey there you go there you go baby there you go
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thank you so much crj mwah holy [ __ ] dex carter
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oh my god oh my freaking god that is insane you
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are a crazy person thank you so much dude i really really appreciate the
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support wow it is just that means so much to me thank you so much it warms my little
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heart wow thank you thank you thank you all right guys one second let me do a dance mwah
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thank you dex this dance is for you baby this dance for you
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oh my god dude this this [ __ ] dress is so good to dancing god damn
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just joined a few minutes ago i see a billion subs being gifted i know dude i know
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welcome to the stream baby that's how it goes i guess
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so it goes in femboy landia
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actually i'm okay with the headphones now i'm glad i'm glad because i like listening to music
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dang everybody got us up now i know dude i know you are just our women indeed
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hell yeah i'm your woman
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hell yeah yeah how's it going it's been a while it's been just fine guyana skirt how you
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doing how you doing i'm so sorry i was late today i literally totally slipped my mind i was
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like oh yeah i start streaming four totally totally that makes a lot of sense oopsie how was babysitting it was fun i love
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ollie he's a little boy that i babysit sometimes he's such a little goof he he's always like he knows that i like
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i don't know somehow have a of people on the internet that are my fans or something but he doesn't really
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understand he's only like four so he doesn't really understand more than that um
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but yeah he's super cute he's always like say hi to your friends say hi to your internet friends for me tell them i
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say hi yo came from youtube happy to be online you've got finn and that beat hell yeah
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thank you so much mwah i appreciate that i appreciate you thank you chief wizard
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i hope you guys like the new video by the way i uh i spent a really really [ __ ] long time
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working with an editor to make that good so i hope you like it
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videos pog hell yes hi from internet friends yo i'm zinker with the eight
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[ __ ] months dude holy [ __ ] by the way you guys holy [ __ ] everyone say happy
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birthday to my channel my youtube channel anyway yesterday or
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a couple days i don't know within the last couple of days was one year since i started my first or since i uploaded my
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very first youtube video which is basically the start of rhinoli so happy birthday to ryan ollie as a concept
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there we go dude it's been one year i can't believe that dude one year and
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here we are we got [ __ ] hundreds of people in [ __ ] chat we got thousands of people watching the videos we've
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raised thousands of dollars for charity multiple times in one year dude are you [ __ ] kidding
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me let's go i love you guys this is so amazing mwah
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happy birthday happy birthday to you to me to all of us to everyone in the
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community it's the community's birthday
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i'm so happy it really makes me so happy
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just like oh my god it's such a fulfilling thing to do i have so many people every day telling
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me like yo dude you [ __ ] inspired me to like wear a skirt the first time or
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like yo bro like you [ __ ] you know helped me
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tell my dad that like i was like you know wanted to be fam or whatever it's like dude that's so fulfilling to me to
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have people be like yo you inspired me to like do what i want to do it's awesome i love that
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[Music] literally like even if even if i made no money doing this
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i would still do it based on like just random people like posting selfies
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in my discord being like yo this is the first time i ever like went to the thrift store and like bought a skirt how
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do i look like that alone is like more than enough for me to just like do it for funsies
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yeah follow age seems to basically never work i think it's like
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every time people start doing the following stuff it's like people tend to just uh
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what am i calling it people tend to um
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all do it at once and then it just freaks out dude little mermaid is that you true i am kind of an arial vibe aren't i
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[Music] is it ariel or ariel i forget i think it's ariel right
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ariel maybe i should do a little mermaid cosplay
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yo yaya emily thank you for the two months thank you thank you thank you
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mwah i appreciate it air our air okay wait both of you said
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different ariel
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doesn't ship mermaid tail she does indeed she does indeed well not for the whole movie though
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right for a little bit she has legs doesn't she have legs for a little bit i
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can just cosplay human ariel you know yo emily thank you so much for the prime
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i really appreciate you mwah mommy what's up k what's up candykid how you doing
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yes i am mommy go to your room
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also do the dishes also clean my room too thanks
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yeah and gems too
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mermaid tailored legs which which would you prefer uh i mean probably legs because you know then you couldn't walk
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but if i could have a switch that would be [ __ ] sick if i could switch to mermaid mode when i went in the water oh
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my god that would be awesome i'm someone who like when people are like oh would you rather breathe underwater or like i
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don't know fly it's like i don't immediately say fly i would say fly like
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don't get me wrong i would say fly but breathing underwater would be [ __ ]
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awesome i'm like from the ocean and like i'm from california so i love the ocean and i would just love to be able to just
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breathe underwater and swim at the fishes for a while and just stay down there for like an hour by myself that
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would be sick have you seen luca no i haven't is it is that is that a
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is that related to what we're talking about i oh that's the disney movie about the mermaids right or the new where's the new one i heard it was like good but
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like i heard it wasn't like amazing like i ordered it wasn't like you know
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nemo status yo zoe alam thank you further i guess nemo's pixar yo thank you further follow i appreciate it thank
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you so much but if you can fly it off to drive yeah that's true i don't have to drive anyway where i am i just take this the bus
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ducks can fly and dive that's true [ __ ] ducks are overpowered [ __ ] also flying
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fish flying fish got that one covered i guess flying fish don't exactly fly they kind of glide but
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close enough dude flying fish is such a crazy concept
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i've seen them in real life they literally they fly for a while they pop out of the water and they're like yeah
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they just [ __ ] soar for like a good bit it's crazy same i live in the caribbean ocean's pockets yeah the ocean is extremely
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pogerous i am close to the ocean and i've always ever lived close to the ocean and i
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think if i didn't i would go out of my [ __ ] mind i need like jumping into the cold especially if it's cold like
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the pacific ah the pacific feels so good to just jump in with nothing on like ideally
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naked but if you're at a beach obviously gotta wear bathing suits but if you can be naked oh yeah it feels [ __ ]
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amazing just jump in the pacific ocean it's cold as [ __ ] it just [ __ ] shocks
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your system but then you get a little bit used to it the salt gets all up in your hair makes your hair nice and loud
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or no fluffy it's great i love the ocean makes me makes me feel so alive
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yo speaking of sea town thank you for the follow i am also from a sea town
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they do it to escape predators i know but it's like i mean it's kind of a crazy it's like yeah you jump out of the water to escape
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the predator but it's like bro you got to come back down sometime like
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like uh what do you call it the the shark gonna get you eventually no i'm sure it works i'm sure it works
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but i always just thought about that i was like that's kind of a scary method of escape because it's very temporary it's
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like yeah you can jump out of the water and fly for a little bit but yeah you gotta come back down you gotta go back in the water mr flank
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fish at some point you don't have to drive you don't have to pay this absurd fuel prices yeah dude
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i've never been so happier so much happier to ride the subway in my life than right now i'm seeing so many memes
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of people freaking out about fuel prices and i'm like i take a twain i don't know what that is
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flying fish just want to be easy target yeah flying fish is a popular beard oh that's
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dope man i wish i had a beer right now that sounds good
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same i live in a coastal city i can't imagine living anywhere else yeah i think it's kind of like if you were born next to the ocean you literally need it
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and if you weren't you don't i think it's like the same way with some people with mountains like some people
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like my cousins who grew up in colorado next to the giant rockies like huge mountains they always talk about like
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how they literally couldn't exist without the mountains and like they need it they gotta go up they gotta be up
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high and like i don't know that just doesn't that just doesn't really register for me
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so i think it's just kind of like it's cool it's like wherever you're born you kind of just you get acclimated and then
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you need that you know i've lived in the midwest my whole life so i don't know the beach life yeah exactly it's like if you weren't if you
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weren't born there if you weren't living it your whole life it's it's not really as a necessity as it is for someone
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who's born there i don't think i've ever met someone who was like like i've met people who are not born at the beach who
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hate the beach but i don't think i've ever met someone who is born next to the beach who hates the beach you know what i mean
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favorite beer uh i mean it depends
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if we're talking like cheap beer like super cheap i like a modella model is nice with a lime jello and lime is
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fire i mean i'm also from california so a lot of mexico influence there um
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but uh if we're talking like a fancy beer my dad really likes this beer called hofbrau from germany i think it's
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from germany i hope i didn't just offend someone it might be from like belgium or something but uh my dad loves that beer
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and i think i think it's pretty good it's like it's like a nice slogger i don't know
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did i offend somebody
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[Music] i think i'd rather go broke spending money for gas to drive myself deal with writing a public transportation i mean i
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don't know dude public transportation is pretty nice you don't have to find parking it's like when it works well when the
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trains are broken down and [ __ ] yeah it [ __ ] sucks but like if if uh if the trains are working well then public
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transportation is great because you don't have to find parking it's only like two dollars and you can go really really far
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i don't know there's a trade-off i hate sand it's irritating and it gets
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everywhere totally dude anakin is a [ __ ] femboy anakin
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anakin would slay anakin would slay [ __ ] in a skirt if he could
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i mean all the jedi are basically wearing dresses anyway
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i haven't heard people saying i long for the featureless planes of my homeland
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what is that in relation to oh right yes
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the midwest beaches are hot bright the sand can create 30 degree burns yeah it depends
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okay if you're getting third degree burns from sand you're [ __ ] doing it wrong
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you're doing the beach wrong if you're getting third degree third degree burns from the sand you're doing a beach wrong yo troasted back
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thank you for the follow mwah earth throws charles spinach thank you so much
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kit fist don't be bad as [ __ ] yeah dude kid fisto is a baddie
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i can agree grab next to the ocean serve for three years in the desert spent the entire time missing the water yeah dude totally not to offend somebody but there
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are better beers in germany than hofbrau i mean i'm sure there are better ones but you know everyone has a taste
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everyone has their taste i don't drink beer if i did i'd bet i'd drink quack
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true when you order it you're not allowed to say hey can i get a quack you have to be
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like hey can i get a pint of quack quack yeah can i get a can i get a pitcher
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they call them robes that they're lying to themselves yeah no fruit jedi the jedi really the jedi really
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just want to be wearing skirts you already know on a beach the air can be 110 it's like
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yeah if you're in [ __ ] death valley i don't know
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it's like yeah some beaches suck some beaches are awesome though the beaches in in where i'm from in
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california it literally it's like where i'm from in california it like never gets above 85 fahrenheit and never gets
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below like 55 it's like the perfect [ __ ] window of temperature it's amazing
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it's like the only other place that i know that's like that is like the mediterranean for beer either craft or something like
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quack you also like quack my heart breaks watching people drink
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cheap water i mean look some people can't afford it you know what i mean sometimes you got to buy the piss water
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yo johnnyflex what's good thank you for the fella but yeah you know what i mean sometimes you gotta just buy the piss water you
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know sometimes that's all you got to get drunk bro in college me and my friends would buy this [ __ ] called natty light
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like natural light it was the most disgusting [ __ ] of all time also every single case we bought
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was expired as a result a 30 case of beers was like
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nine dollars i'm not [ __ ] you i'm not [ __ ] you at all a 30k a 30 case
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of beer 30 beers in college from now of of natural light which the reason
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why it was nine dollars was because it was [ __ ] expired but it still got us junk still tasted all right still got
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you drunk
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i used to drink real males there was one i saw which is called ginger minge i'm not making it
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well 35 unlimited travel for a week in nyc yeah dude exactly it's pretty good
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that's better than most cars assuming you're going along a long way
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i was born in a coastal city spent almost half my life on the coast we live five years five minutes away from the beach and
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visit almost every day now we live inland and hate when we go to the beach oh interesting well there you go exception to the rule i suppose
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i mean if you live inland well that's the thing it's like people who live inland hate going to the beach because you have to drive like hours to go to
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the beach but it's like people who live right next to the beach love going to the beach because it's super easy to just go and then go home here in
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michigan the summer attempts can get to 110 of the sand services without footwear can get you an emergency room that sounds yeah that sounds not fun at
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all also that's a lake though i don't know what's going on on the lake the lake is the lake is a biome that i
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don't understand i'm an ocean dweller i'm not sure what's going on with the lakes they have all these like weird
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fish and like strange seaweed and like possibly freshwater sharks
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yeah i don't know what's good with the lakes hold up there's way worse beer than the
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natty light yeah dude true i bet there is i don't know what it is though what is it
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now i always thought natty was the was the cheapest the worst the most [ __ ] cheapest [ __ ] of all time bro
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these are all my friends drink is horrific yeah dude it's it's nuts it's uh i mean you really can't beat the price
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though like i don't blame people for drinking natty it's [ __ ] cheap as [ __ ]
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it's the cheapest [ __ ] you've ever seen in your life hey what's up paradox phoenix
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milwaukee's beast is terrible what is that world's strongest beer
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tactical nuclear penguin the [ __ ]
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what kind of name is that also 32 that is not beer bro that is liquor what
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also wait now that i think about it what's the definition of beer
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what does that even mean to be beer versus ale versus malt liquor versus whatever
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no cool ocean breeze to cool off the air with the lakes ah indeed that makes sense
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like catfish with three eyes exactly dude exactly that's what i'm saying lake have fish with three [ __ ] eyes and
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[ __ ] like that and they have like snakes with legs and [ __ ] like turtles with
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wings i don't know bro lakes are weird
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england is a relative term nowhere in the uk is more than about 90 minutes from the beach a fair enough ow that's [ __ ] awesome dude but you guys
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beaches are cold as [ __ ] i guess maybe sometimes they're warm
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lakes are like small oceans for unfortunate people who can't be near the ocean yeah true and also filled with strange monsters
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the bay's literally five minute walk from where i live dude that's [ __ ] awesome when i was in college literally all the
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people i would hang out with we just have juggle juice oh god jungle juice that brings out memories that's a hang that aka hangover juice
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when do we make another youtube i just made another youtube video i literally just i literally just uploaded one go check it out
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fit check time chuck
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hmm
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free spin spin freebie freebie spin
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snake with legs you mean lizard yeah i suppose that is what a lizard is
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nah but they have a snake they lakes have [ __ ] like they'll have like a water snake with like only arms and no legs
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and it's just like like crawling at you bro lake like i don't know what it is
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about fresh water animals but they just freak me out like fresh water
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fresh water like marine animals i just i don't know dude they just freaked me out for some reason
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like i hate fresh water i hate going into fresh water especially if it's murky oh god like dude i don't for some
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reason i'm not scared of a great white shark at all like i'll jump in the ocean i'll [ __ ] i'll swim with seals i'll
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swim with dolphins obviously i'm not gonna intentionally swim with a shark but like when i'm in the ocean i'm like
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i'm not scared of sharks but like i don't know what the [ __ ] it is about lakes but if a lake or a river or a pond
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is like murky oh god dude that [ __ ] freaks me out so much i hate it i hate
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it i hate it i can't deal with lakes bro i don't know why
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i don't know what it is hey randy off to work have fun stream all right happy happy
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have a great day thank you so much for chillin really doesn't drink beer only girly drinks like cocktails yes indeed i mean
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i do [ __ ] with the girly fruity drinks it's kind of [ __ ] up that girls have a monopoly on delicious cocktails like
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what the [ __ ] girls let me drink the pink drink too [ __ ] the pink drinks are always the best ones
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come on that always tastes like strawberries and raspberries and [ __ ] what the [ __ ] don't make me don't make
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me drink a [ __ ] old-fashioned that's disgusting don't make me drink a manhattan
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[ __ ] that bro i hate those drinks those manly drinks
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classy drinks so disgusting dude every man drink is [ __ ] gross
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because they're like yeah i'm a man i drink my liquor straight with no with
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nothing mixed in and maybe like a singular persimmon slice
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in there like shut up put some strawberry juice in there like
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the rest of us
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tactical nuclear penguin was dethroned by brewmeister snake venom at 67.5
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like that's not even beer 67 alcohol bro that's [ __ ] slick
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that's that's that's like absinthe like what i don't understand that
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i'm exact opposite you can't do the ocean but give me a snake infested lake any day bro well that's crazy to me
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but i guess you know different strokes for different folks i suppose
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i like to go swimming in a lake that used to be a sand mine that's kind of creepy but dope
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i'm happy for you that you have your sand lake sand mine lake go out dress like that
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and you'll get more than a few girly drinks true bro maybe maybe what i should do
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when i go out my friends i should just i should just get all dolled up like this and go pregame by
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myself at a bar for like from like six to eight pm and then just get a ton of
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free drinks go home change and then actually go out with my friends and i'll be all drunk easy
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big brain big brain easy free pregame
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just become a girl for the drinks give me give me malibu cracking over
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jack tales exactly dude yo cinnamon roll thank you for the fella
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i want to drink the pink yeah dude true margarita is is the perfect
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margarita is the drink that all the guys are like when everyone's ordering margaritas all the guys are like [ __ ]
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yes finally i get to order a fruity drink without feeling emasculated
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that face when you appreciate both the manly and girly drinks hey there you go you don't
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you're a jack of all trades respectable
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only time i've been drunk only time i've been drunk is on a full bottle of everclear okay either you're
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literally just like a tank or you haven't drunk that much
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cause like obviously you can get drunk off a couple shots of vodka like anyone gets drunk off a couple shots of vodka
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don't want to be creepy but i'm using your reaction as an avatar hope you don't mind hey that's all good no worries hey ryan is justice for girly
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drinks okay i really [ __ ] with um okay i don't know the names of them is
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the thing is like every bar these days has like their own name for all the drinks because they like they're like oh
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the way we do it is we put like oak leaf bitters in our
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[ __ ] corkscrew and i'm like babe it's orange juice and vodka you're not an art
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you're not an artisan come on just give me come on
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um or a screwdriver that's what it's called i like a screwdriver that's not really necessarily a girly drink but those are kind of nice i don't honestly
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don't know the names of any drinks i just like every time i see like a girl with like a pink or like a a purple
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drink i just go to bartender i'm like can i get that one that one looks tasty
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true why chase they dolled up the whole night out it's like yeah i might be attracting the wrong crowd though if i
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do that you know
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[Music] my work tried to shave me for having fruity drinks they learned their lessons
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though good [ __ ] them [ __ ] them drink your fruity drinks
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yeah just order drinks by color exactly yeah i'd like the pinkish purpley one please thank you
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pretty sure they're odd dress hides them well they're like finn's gonzaga or kazanga
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i said gonzaga i have march madness on the brain cocktail bar should have yo thank you
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for the follow sophie you should have two menus the exact same cocktails one with manly names one with girly true
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that would be funny see see if the men are able to order the drink off the man one but not the girly one
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it's why i hardly drink anymore because i don't feel it oh interesting can i buy you a drink miss sorry sir sorry miss
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yes please thanks did you create a ranali fanboy cocktail
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yeah indeed okay yeah what would the fanboy cocktail be it has to be a mix
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has to be a mix maybe start with like gin i don't know
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what are gin the only gin drink i know is gin and tonic
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tnt i like ginatonic it's a good just like normal normal
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drink god i remember my first shot of absinthe felt like a rock hitting my stomach bro
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i am not built for that [ __ ] dude i get drunk so easily like two
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two or three like like you know hearty beers you know two or three like six percent beers
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i'm already drunk four to five six percent seven percent beers i'm very
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drunk six or seven i'm [ __ ] wasted i have a very low tolerance
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go to a lesbian bar true i still it's like i still don't really
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like i don't really know if if i mean i'm sure i'm sure a certain type of lesbian would like this look but i still
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don't really know if like most of the lesbians at a lesbian bar would be really into this kind of look
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you know what i mean i feel like at least where i am lots of lesbians dress kind of butch
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like not super i don't know i don't know if they would be super into this vibe some of them are though i did kiss a
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lesbian like a month ago
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she was like i know you're a boy but you're pretty i was like i'll take it
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i wasn't even dolled up i was wearing a hoodie and jeans
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i demand riley wear finn's gazonna poops
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show nails here's the nails the nails
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wait tada
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nails oh my god
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i'd like sex on the beach please it will i can't believe that's a drink bro
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that's great dude drinks drinks are us crazy names bro sex
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on the beach irish car bomb [ __ ] painkiller like why you gotta be so
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crazy with the names [Music] no way i got the reality's up hell yeah
1:00:07
i feel like all the girly boys drink vodka yeah it's true i feel like that actually i don't know
1:00:12
why i said it's true but maybe it's true interesting
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five percent beers normal beer in the netherlands yeah well five percent five percent is good six or seven that's a
1:00:26
little up there lesbians probably go for the more goth skater vibe yeah i feel like i feel like the the look i was rocking when we were
1:00:32
doing the unboxing with the with the gothy sweater the lesbians would be much more into that i think i i that's that's
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what i think butch ram dynamic doesn't work without
1:00:46
the fem part a very true very true i just feel like jessica rabbit in particular i mean maybe i'm wrong maybe
1:00:51
i'm just completely wrong and lots of lesbians like jessica rabbit i just feel like jessica rabbit very much plays into like the straight male fantasy i don't
1:00:58
know i mean not what i'm doing though because i'm a [ __ ] obviously
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[Music] yeah everyone loves jessica rabbit it's true
1:01:10
i don't know what i'm saying everyone even even gay men like jessica i'm scared
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do you get comments on the nails at university yeah dude all the time all the time okay i'm gonna be honest
1:01:26
the compliments that i'm getting on my nails are very yeah i don't know why i don't know why i
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said that lesbians wouldn't like this vibe i guess i'm just going off of like the experience of like when i go out to
1:01:39
a lesbian bar most of the vibes that i see are like not this but like of course
1:01:44
there are certainly lesbians that would definitely like this sorry i didn't mean to i didn't mean to
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generalize um what was i gonna say oh yeah nails so nails let's talk about
1:01:57
nails they're awesome they're great i've been having a lot of fun purely because i've been getting lots of
1:02:03
compliments on them that's the only reason okay i also you know they're fun to just like click around and [ __ ]
1:02:09
they're kind of fun to have sure and like i did an asmr video which was coming out soon i recorded it
1:02:15
they're fun you know i like them but dude if i didn't get compliments if i didn't get compliments on them i would
1:02:21
rip them off right now because oh my god they are so hard to do anything ah first
1:02:27
of all i was like i was setting up the projector i was like screwing [ __ ] in like working with little screws and [ __ ] impossible impossible i i can't open a
1:02:34
beer i'm like bro can you open my beer for me i can't open it i can barely zip up my pants dude it's actually such a
1:02:41
struggle i also just rip them up i rip them up constantly on everything like i'm just grabbing [ __ ] and i forget i
1:02:47
have them and so i just ca and it hurts really bad dude beauty is pain dude
1:02:54
we only like beautiful to become compliments exactly yeah i would literally take these off right now if i
1:02:59
if if literally girl like yeah like i i told you i hung out with my
1:03:06
friend who who visited me um and literally like his ex-girlfriend's
1:03:12
friend who's like a straight girl we were like hitting it off but like we started we started like flirting and
1:03:18
holding hands because she like was admiring my nails i was like check out my nails and she was like oh
1:03:24
my god they're so pretty so hey nails can get you girls
1:03:33
take notes boys take notes boys
1:03:42
literally she like she like got my got my hands and was like like looking at them she was like oh my god your nails
1:03:48
are like so cute and then we like laughed as i was like making a joke and i like squeezed her hand
1:03:54
and then i just didn't let go and we just kept holding hands and it was really cute
1:03:59
so take notes boys nails get you girls
1:04:07
rose opens cans with a knife now dude that's what i was doing the other day i was like what is this
1:04:13
what is this there are shoulder nails you should try
1:04:18
yeah i suppose i suppose i should just go a little bit shoulder huh shoulder
1:04:24
shorter can't imagine masturbating with them to be honest that's not a problem
1:04:30
i mean if you're a girl i assume that's a problem
1:04:41
not for me though not for me that's why we so much love for you because you suffer for us thank you so
1:04:47
much mac i appreciate it i do suffer dude i do suffer i was like ah i was
1:04:52
literally looking at them screaming today because i was i was doing such tiny little work with little um with
1:04:58
little screws and stuff uh and so it was just like i freaked out i
1:05:05
was about to like [ __ ] get a hammer and smash all of them off i was getting so mad
1:05:11
most lesbians are very short nails for a reason yeah dude oh my god that was that's like me
1:05:17
and me and my ex a while ago uh our friends were a lesbian couple and
1:05:23
one of them had really long nails and one of them had really short nails and me and my girlfriend looked at each
1:05:28
other and we were just or my ex and we were just like yeah we know we know who's the top in that relationship
1:05:37
i'm dead it was funny if you see two lesbians and one has long nails and one of short nails you already
1:05:43
know what's good i started opening cans with knives just
1:05:48
taste better yeah instead of acrylics you just paint your nose yeah see that's what i want to do
1:05:53
once i get these off i'm just i'm going to use the gel kits that y'all sent me and uh and i'm going to use
1:06:02
that started opening cans with knives it just tastes better that is a crazy take
1:06:09
what i mean i i love that that you have this
1:06:15
preference it's very interesting to me but i would love for you to elaborate what do you mean it tastes better
1:06:21
how could opening it with a knife possibly change the taste of a camp
1:06:26
are your fingers that grubby
1:06:32
instead of acrylics yeah yeah opens up the whole lesbian market
1:06:39
yeah bro once you start being a little bit of a little bit of a fanboy all of a sudden
1:06:46
also it's not just the straight girls that like you it's also the slightly gay girls it's awesome
1:06:58
dude okay star wars boy not gonna lie dude all right this is a this is a little raunchy but i gotta talk about it
1:07:05
it was a crazy experience star wars boy it's so funny you say that because the first time i jerked off with my nails
1:07:13
i looked down and i had a moment where i was like what the [ __ ] that's a woman's hand grabbing my dick right now
1:07:20
i was like what the [ __ ] it was such a moment i was like huh like i had a thing
1:07:25
where i was like am i dreaming like did i just blink and i'm actually hung up with a girl right now like what is happening dude it was such a weird
1:07:32
feeling it was such a weird feeling dude
1:07:38
i was like did i just black out for a bit and i'm actually like hooking up with a girl like what's happening
1:07:44
and then i was like bro and then i thought about how how i heard i've never done this i mean you guys are gonna call
1:07:50
cap but i swear i've never done this but i've heard that you can like like my
1:07:55
friend was like bro you gotta like sit on your hand for a while so that it gets numb and
1:08:00
i had the thought i was like bro i can sit on my hand get it numb and then just
1:08:06
get a hand job basically log off
1:08:12
yeah sorry guys i'll end stream there that was too far
1:08:22
oh my god bro
1:08:27
yo i'm 10 bro my back
1:08:37
i did say i was about to get raunchy
1:08:43
i'm dead that's enough twitch for today my bad not bad my bad hey hey i've watched vidstreams bro that's about
1:08:49
that's about as that's about 50 of the raunchiness that finn gets at about every single stream come on
1:08:56
come on don't give me [ __ ] i'm allowed to be a little raunchy
1:09:06
the temptation to clip zero hey y'all can clip it i don't give a [ __ ] i'll give a [ __ ] i said what i said i
1:09:13
meant i said what i said and i meant what i said
1:09:18
skirt's spin time
1:09:58
dude why is that standing in a dress with cross legs such a vibe
1:10:24
[Music] and i thought you were innocent bro everyone jerks off dude
1:10:31
let's not pretend that every single one of you doesn't masturbate i mean unless you're asexual
1:10:37
but come on let's not let's not beat around the bush
1:10:47
okay fine not everyone does most people do unless you're in a relationship or well
1:10:53
even then some people do okay never mind fine
1:11:00
scott
1:11:06
i'm just saying i'm just saying it's not like it's not like an un
1:11:11
it's not like un innocent to say you jerk off like that's not that's not crazy
1:11:18
like what you guys thought i just i just never nutted ever unless i was hooking up with a girl come on
1:11:26
hydration cheers
1:11:37
let's beat around the bush bro i just realized that beating around the bush is the most sexual [ __ ]
1:11:43
innuendo of all time holy [ __ ] how'd i never realize
1:11:53
hey that imagine netting cringe i've never not in my life
1:12:00
how long did it take you all to spin in heels without dying and break your face bro what you don't understand is that i'm actually very close to dying and
1:12:07
breaking my face every time i do a spin
1:12:18
kinsey survey showed 98 of american men masturbate there you go when asked what his conclusion was two percent of men
1:12:24
are liars i'm dead yeah no i mean two percent of men are probably asexual
1:12:30
which is totally valid it's something i'm very interested in because you know
1:12:37
obviously anyone who's not asexual probably
1:12:42
you know doesn't really understand it so it's something i'm very fascinated i'd like to talk to someone who's asexual
1:12:48
i've never met an asexual person i'd love to talk to someone who is
1:12:53
do we have any aces in chat any ace representation in chat
1:13:05
am i living dangerous why am i living dangerous
1:13:16
what did i did i do something dangerous it's not that i don't think they take care of yourself as occurs you do all
1:13:22
dressed up
1:13:27
oh yes the heel spins indeed i thought i always get dangerous because i always get dangerous i always get nervous
1:13:33
because anyone anytime someone says like living dangers or something i always just assume i like flash chat by
1:13:39
accident
1:13:46
asexual okay well i suppose i need to brush up on my definitions
1:13:54
i don't jerk i don't dress up to drag off shut the [ __ ] up that's creepy i'm timing you out for that one
1:14:11
okay i realized i brought this on myself i guess this is the this is this is why
1:14:18
i suppose you might steer away from these topics it definitely opens the floodgates a little
1:14:24
bit i'm not mad at uk i just i just wanted to change the
1:14:31
subject okay let's open the other package why don't we
1:14:49
so
1:15:17
ah okay
1:15:27
yeah i got the pen i got the pen i'm smarter i'm getting smarter
1:15:33
how about that local sports team right yeah how about that uh how about that weather these days
1:15:41
pretty uh pretty crazy right it's raining pretty hard out uh i mean
1:15:46
pretty it's raining cats and dogs out there all right what do we got
1:15:54
i hear great things about the cheerleaders at right now yes i hear they scored lots of points in the
1:16:02
local ball match where they scored the the
1:16:07
the spheres into the nets i heard great things
1:16:16
when you're going shopping with your sister drill boat i don't know
1:16:23
maybe maybe that's the next goal once i'm once i'm done okay after this yeah i am sweating a little bit i got a
1:16:29
little i got a little i got a little flustered you know it's
1:16:34
like i was it's like i was confident and then i was like and then it got it got too personal and
1:16:41
then i got flustered so yes i am sweating that's why i'm
1:16:47
sweating because i got nervous what do we got oh we got a fit check all
1:16:53
right give me give me a sec we gotta see what we got oh we got a note
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who's it by dance dance baby from archangel thanks archangel
1:17:03
thank you so much good question right playing nba or being nba cheerleader obviously playing nba 100
1:17:10
100 that's the easiest question in my whole life easiest question my whole life i would definitely play nba for shizzle
1:17:17
i mean first of all because that's like a question of would you rather make [ __ ] 20 million dollars a year or
1:17:22
like 20 000 a year well maybe they make a little more than that but
1:17:27
but yeah um
1:17:33
but also also you just be way more it would just be way more fun
1:17:38
you literally just get to [ __ ] uh travel to different cities get people cheer
1:17:44
your name while you do well you just play games sounds super fun should you lose typically you have other
1:17:50
jobs as well dude exactly there you go did you too short maybe chiller be better i mean like come on
1:17:57
i feel like that i really did it and grow three feet i feel like the uh
1:18:03
the question was whether or not was whether or not we uh
1:18:09
what do you call it i can't remember
1:18:15
was whether or not i play or not okay i'm gonna open this i made hd hello
1:18:22
dude i gotta learn i gotta learn to just like i gotta learn to like because like i
1:18:28
wanna be able to just talk about whatever i want even if people in chat are gonna be like weird about it so like
1:18:35
i just i just i gotta learn to like you know because i don't regret anything i said i said what i said i'm confident
1:18:42
what i said the only reason i got flustered is because people in chat get you know take what i say and start being
1:18:48
strange so it's like i just wanna i just i just want to make
1:18:54
it clear that like i want to be able to just like make jokes make raunchy jokes and not
1:19:00
give a [ __ ] but yeah i'll get there we're learning all right let's see what the [ __ ] we have
1:19:07
holy [ __ ]
1:19:15
what is this well famous rhino it was good outflips
1:19:20
oh it's the black version of the red skirt
1:19:26
let's go
1:19:31
speed
1:19:41
dude hell's yes stoked
1:19:47
i know it literally spins so well even without me
1:19:54
now now
1:20:02
i know that would do that would work very well with so many things i know very very very good
1:20:08
was your news on michael video the first time you've been recognized by name uh i someone recognized me yes
1:20:15
by name yes someone recognized me in a video before that but yeah by name yes that was the very first time which was
1:20:20
[ __ ] awesome dude it was so funny he was like
1:20:26
i was like yes exactly
1:20:35
i know that will work with very many tops for real dude that's kind of it's like
1:20:41
it's it's interesting because i've never seen this type of skirt but like in black
1:20:47
it's like it's very kind of like modern i don't know it's like very chic
1:20:52
i don't know what that word means but i feel like people use it to describe stuff in fashion sometimes
1:21:02
you do jokes for christmas now just by picking up the skirt yes
1:21:11
except for a while on outfits think someone had to fit check you may miss oh did they fit
1:21:34
is the camera camera why why do you do this
1:21:42
i'll just move the freaking chair all the way over there
1:21:48
camera why
1:21:58
uh
1:22:34
too hot for the cat mechanical very true
1:22:40
hydration cheers
1:22:47
[Music] i'm not bad i'm just drawn that way
1:22:56
confuse are there lights in those headphones yes there is
1:23:02
oh can i center red oh probably probably i don't know how though i'll figure that
1:23:08
out and then i'll coordinate it for my new outfits yo donkey thank you for the follow
1:23:15
thank you so much use the corsair with this dress no i didn't actually
1:23:21
pretty crazy pretty crazy that i have
1:23:27
like
1:23:32
like this is this is my body dude this is so wild
1:23:43
look at that what the [ __ ]
1:23:51
that's not what my body looks like
1:23:56
god damn i know right i'm kicked up on a sunday
1:24:02
afternoon somehow i don't know why this dress makes me like thick
1:24:09
[ __ ] thick i guess it's just tailored really well
1:24:15
to my bod somehow i suppose
1:24:21
i suppose her sharky
1:24:27
i suppose i do but here's the thing it's like that's not really what my body looks like
1:24:33
naked now i can't somehow i can't stop talking about
1:24:39
myself being naked today yo utopia thank you for the boots
1:24:45
thank you so much there must be something in the nyc water i suppose so
1:24:55
curved more than sharky yeah bro i'm thinking in sharky shark is jealous thank you for the bits utopia i
1:25:01
appreciate you
1:25:14
where did toast go toast is here those are chilling
1:25:20
i wish toast could feel like my parrot there we go
1:25:27
chilling vibes one of those days i guess i guess so
1:25:35
aaron ollie what's up jacob how you doing did you fit in the background hell yeah finn's vibing
1:25:42
fanboy pirate indeed ooh fanboy pirate cosplay yo that's a
1:25:47
good idea that's a good idea
1:25:54
you're welcome right keep on having fun with your own pace bud remember do your what you're comfortable with not with challenge hey thank you utopia mwah i
1:26:00
appreciate you please appreciate the support yeah i mean i i hope i can get to a point where
1:26:06
yo my uh thank you for the follow um
1:26:13
yeah toast yeah toast does need to be wearing something a little bit slinkier um
1:26:18
i hope i can get to a point where it's like right now i like
1:26:24
i don't i don't feel pressured by what like you know necessarily chat watts wants me to
1:26:30
do i i totally do my own thing but the the only thing that gets me sometimes is like
1:26:38
i don't know how to describe it oh my god i'm looking guys check it out real quick
1:26:45
can you see this look at all the holes i drilled in the wall in the ceiling up there
1:26:50
there's like five holes in the ceiling because i was trying to hang a plant and i totally failed
1:26:57
i totally failed
1:27:05
yeah we're gonna we're gonna ask we're gonna ask my friend for help who's a little more handy than i am
1:27:13
there's just like a [ __ ] gash in the drywall up there now
1:27:20
i'm dead yeah i'm definitely not a handyman that's that's for damn sure
1:27:26
um also it's like it's not even the peer
1:27:31
pressure it's like that's not even something that really bothers me like i actually like when chat's like wear this
1:27:36
and i'm like okay and like i'll wear it like that's actually fun i think um
1:27:41
the only thing the only thing that gets me is like if i'm talking about something
1:27:48
or if i'm doing something and people are like oh that's like out of character for you or like or like
1:27:54
people decide that like i don't know that's not something i would do
1:27:59
that's the only time when i get kind of uncomfortable because i'm like wait i thought i was just doing myself
1:28:07
you know what i mean or doing myself oh my god being myself i thought i was just being
1:28:12
myself dude i am [ __ ] up so bad today i can't why am i slipping up so much
1:28:18
um but you know what i mean it's just like for me i'm like oh i'm just being myself
1:28:24
so like i didn't know there was like a certain type of way that i was supposed to be you know what i'm saying
1:28:32
yeah no don't yeah i'm gonna try and fix that with plaster before i before the security deposit
1:28:38
deposit comes back so so i can get the check back
1:28:44
i feel like your chat is better than most for not being bad about yeah no for sure i mean my chance 10 out of 10. i
1:28:50
love my chat you guys are [ __ ] amazing um and like even when i get uncomfortable
1:28:55
it's not even necessarily like something that someone did that was bad it's just like something that i need to learn as a
1:29:01
streamer to like you know be more confident about you know what i mean i'm not even like i'm not even
1:29:07
criticizing anyone right now i'm i'm honestly criticizing myself i'm just being like as a performer
1:29:13
you know i need to be able to like to just do my thing and just be myself
1:29:20
and just like not allow you know things to kind of derail me from what i'm doing if that makes sense
1:29:27
i get i'm being a little bit of i'm being a little bit vague here but yeah
1:29:32
i love you guys i love you guys so much and okay the kid i know i timed you out
1:29:38
i don't know if you're still here but i'm not mad at you i just was getting flustered and needed to
1:29:44
change the subject hey
1:29:49
yeah my mind is in the gutter today i don't know why might be this girl deal
1:29:55
this girl has me swooning i need to i need to check myself i always do this i always do this i'm like
1:30:02
i get i get so like head over heels for someone i literally just met and then i
1:30:14
your mind is jokes on you when you find out your landlord watch a stream bro
1:30:21
please no dude if he watched stream he'd be
1:30:27
he better not be watching that cooking stream he would have bust in there being like fire hazard
1:30:33
just realize that wig plus mermaid plus trs starbucks logo cosplay true
1:30:38
interesting i know dude that would be a fun cosplay i've never uh i've never seen that done before to be
1:30:46
honest i'm sure it has been but i've never seen that preconceived notions are annoying as
1:30:52
hell got it at work where everyone's scared of me now thinks i'm either gonna blow up or say something annoying or
1:30:58
annoy someone for money yeah dude people just yeah it's better it's it's like it's really tough when people have
1:31:03
preconceived notions because you're like you feel like you know put into a box but
1:31:09
yeah everyone's got to learn to just be themselves you're young you're still fighting
1:31:15
yourself don't worry thank you don't feel pressured by ideas from chat treat them as suggestions only do what
1:31:20
you were what you feel comfortable with thank you
1:31:26
yeah i appreciate you guys thank you so much next fire thank you yeah dude i i really like this necklace combo i'm
1:31:32
working i'm rocking i got the little chain here and the the chains here as well
1:31:38
wait you have a personality i know bro kind of crazy she's kind of wild so are you going to be
1:31:45
around for easter if so how much for a bunny cosplay hey
1:31:50
i am going to be around for easter i don't know wait when's easter when's easter
1:31:57
i forget april 17th yeah probably i think i will be i think
1:32:02
it will be yeah hopefully we can get all of our backlog of rewards done before then so wait what do you got can someone
1:32:09
tell me what i have left i've done almost everything not counting the po box because that that is not
1:32:16
hinging on me getting this stuff done that's hinging on other things so
1:32:23
besides the jessica rabbit cosplay what else do i have to do oh yes outlast i gotta play outlast
1:32:28
tts volume low okay i'll turn up um
1:32:33
i gotta play out last i gotta do it another cooking stream
1:32:40
uh i don't know what else the public walk but that's just a selfie
1:32:46
right or a little video a video right i just got to take a video that's not on stream though
1:32:52
yes public shopping with a video yes right indeed oh yeah should we buzz the rest of my
1:32:58
legs right now let's do that [ __ ] it
1:33:11
buzz time that's a dangerous game better keep
1:33:16
track of yourself for chat slips and freebies and they're true yo soma thank you for the follow i appreciate you
1:33:24
all right let's buzz this [ __ ] let's buzz this [ __ ]
1:33:30
reminds me of school having previously notions of me being a math of math science there had everyone being shocked after i played original piano solo true
1:33:37
yeah dude i don't know why i don't know what's good people just people love to be like oh you look like that so you're
1:33:43
that person or like i met you one time so i know everything about you i'm like man
1:33:49
y'all don't know [ __ ]
1:33:56
[ __ ]
1:34:01
okay stay back there here
1:34:09
see look guys i don't know if you can tell but this whole section
1:34:15
and this whole section of my leg are completely bare because i had alopecia and all my hair
1:34:22
and my whole body fell out and most of it came back but
1:34:27
but um in my legs a lot of it didn't ever come back and so
1:34:33
i just have massive patches of just no hair
1:35:05
i really don't have that much to cut to be honest it's gonna go pretty fast
1:35:32
all right that's one leg can you outfit thank you carrera
1:35:44
we only know what you show us and humans almost always fill in the gaps what they think the truth is true
1:35:51
very very true yeah i mean i don't i don't even really
1:35:58
again again what i was gonna say i don't really even blame people in chat or anyone for having like
1:36:05
okay this music solo much um
1:36:12
um i don't even really blame people like i don't i'm not even criticizing people in chat or anyone for having like
1:36:19
preconceived notions about me i'm more again i was saying like i'm more criticizing myself
1:36:25
for like letting that change how i behave you know it's like i should i shouldn't care
1:36:31
about that i should just like that's fine people people can have their ideas i should just still do my own thing
1:36:37
and not worry about it you know i just get flustered when
1:36:42
i feel like i'm supposed to be doing something that i'm not you know that's when i get the most flustered
1:36:48
but um but then
1:36:54
if i can just if i can just like like i'm not so but i'm not actually supposed to be doing anything other than doing
1:37:01
myself so doing my i said it again other than being myself that's the only thing i'm
1:37:06
supposed to be doing so i just that's the only thing i'm talking about is like i'd like to be able to learn how to
1:37:13
it's like i'm not like i'm not even criticizing people who have preconceived notions that's totally fine i just want
1:37:19
to learn to not care about them you know what i mean that's it it's like totally i literally don't even mind like like
1:37:25
people people make judgments people make like their you know preconceptions all the time that's normal like that's
1:37:31
actually totally fine and i'm not even upset about it i just want to learn to
1:37:37
not care about that you know that's that's all i was trying to say
1:37:44
no i don't use shave cream because i'm just buzzing and i literally like if you guys see like look at this leg dude
1:37:50
it's like i'm very not hairy already so i'm super
1:37:56
i'm super unhairy because i had alopecia and like for some reason only on my legs is where
1:38:02
it stayed gone
1:38:17
i literally just have like some strays i just have to catch some strays yo put a quality swimming tail on your wish list
1:38:24
true twitch mermaid twitch mermaid okay i'm down yo hot tub stream with
1:38:30
i would do a mermaid hot tub stream that would be fun that would be sick
1:38:41
bro imagine that that would be [ __ ] awesome
1:38:49
oh okay even better obviously this is this is unfeasible
1:38:54
this is totally unfeasible but imagine if i had a clear a clear tank like a
1:39:00
clear hot tub in the background and i could literally like go underwater and like dance underwater as a mermaid that
1:39:07
would be [ __ ] sick like you know when you go to the when you go to like what do you call it
1:39:12
um sea world or not sea world seaworld's trash but like some aquariums have that little place where the little kids go
1:39:19
and the girl dresses up as a mermaid and she's like swimming in her little tank and she can like hold her breath for a
1:39:24
long time dude that would be sick
1:39:33
all right y'all
1:39:40
pretty good
1:39:48
pretty smooth pretty smooth pretty smooth
1:39:55
very smooth maybe you could rent such a tank
1:40:02
perhaps i don't know i don't know if i want to risk bringing that much water into my room honestly i feel like that's scary
1:40:12
you could rent a dunk tank yeah true maybe i could get it outside
1:40:18
we could do it outside maybe i don't think i don't think this is
1:40:23
feasible you guys a giant clear tank in my backyard i don't i don't think that would fit
1:40:29
through my door
1:40:35
sub gold mermaid hot chip stream when
1:40:41
your floors must be rated for such a load yeah right yeah there's no way there's no way that wouldn't just break
1:40:46
through my floors not too scary we've already established
1:40:52
your landlord isn't watching have we oh at least he at least we did establish
1:40:58
he didn't watch the cooking stream he hasn't texted me yet about the giant gash in the ceiling that i put
1:41:07
also i'm transiting and shaving my whole body i'm not wasting all the time applying shaving cream everywhere true
1:41:12
yeah i feel like a lot of people a lot of people who shave their whole body do it in the shower right and they just kind of use like conditioner soap or
1:41:19
whatever is like on their body already to like lubricate it
1:41:27
bro i can't i couldn't imagine like
1:41:36
i mean i know a lot of people do it but shaving just takes so long dude i have no patience for it
1:41:50
same dress in white with a blonde wig it was marilyn monroe
1:41:58
that's so true i love maryland dude i love maryland
1:42:03
i would love to do america i mean you you know i love maryland my [ __ ] my sub animation is maryland blowing a kiss
1:42:10
ooh i would love to do a marilyn monroe cosplay that's a good idea yorkshire
1:42:16
sorry i just had to say that because i saw your name yorkshire ever since i learned how to do that i
1:42:22
just do it every time i see the word yorkshire yorkshire
1:42:28
yorkshire i find shaving my beard easier if it's dry that seems interesting
1:42:36
yo spoon thank you for the follow my skin doesn't like being shaved without cream yeah i feel like shaving
1:42:42
it's like you can't you can't like look up how to shave because like literally every single person does it differently
1:42:50
like i feel like literally everyone does shaving differently you know what i mean so i feel like you can't really be like
1:42:55
oh yeah this is how you this is how to shave this area because like some people would be like oh yeah i use shaving
1:43:01
cream some of you are like i just do it dry some people are like i make a concoction of like seaweed slime and
1:43:08
[ __ ] baking soda it's like everyone has their like little weird method of shaving
1:43:14
i feel like people would be making like also like skin care in general dude i feel like skin care in general is the
1:43:20
most like hand wavy like wishy-washy thing people always have the most crazy products
1:43:25
they're like oh yes it's activated charcoal with a essence of seahorse and
1:43:30
i'm like what bro like who how do you know that that's good for
1:43:36
your skin like who did the science on that like
1:43:46
why did no one think of wearing the fish tail in the tub i know dude i'm almost like i'm almost like am i would it like if i did that would that really be the
1:43:53
very first hot tub uh mermaid stream really
1:43:58
like i feel like there's no way that would be the first would it imagine reaming your voice while you're
1:44:03
underwater yep
1:44:09
i don't know if doing the girlfriend's underwater would sound different
1:44:15
i hate the way they try to make shavings of short of ritual can't care to waste my time with all that yeah i know some
1:44:21
people are like yeah the cult of shaving commercials don't need science i suppose
1:44:28
so essence of seahorse yeah literally dude that's the [ __ ] that they're like they
1:44:34
get crazy dude i'm like i don't even know like it's funny i it's like i feel like
1:44:40
our parent like my parents generation they were all scared by like
1:44:46
by like chemical names like dextro hydrogenated octo
1:44:51
carbonate you know like that's what our parent like that's what my parents are scared of like scary
1:44:56
chemical names but in reality that like that crazy name is like i don't know
1:45:02
just something like salt not salt but you know something really mundane but i feel like i'm like what i'm scared of is
1:45:08
when i see a product and it says like slow churned
1:45:13
shea butter uh activated [ __ ] like daffodil stem i'm like what is that i
1:45:21
don't know what that means like that could be anything and that's probably not tested you know
1:45:27
what i mean yo a little bleed what's good thank you
1:45:33
for the fun yeah right dihydrogen monoxide right exactly like they get scared about that
1:45:39
but i get scared when i see a thing and it's not on the ingredients list but it's on the front and they're talking about like
1:45:46
just some just like absolute witchcraft voodoo stuff and i'm like dude this is
1:45:51
we're not making potions here all right i'm trying to buy moisturizer like i don't need my moisturizer to be
1:45:57
like mixed in a cauldron double double toilet problem like
1:46:03
throwing ingredients in there like no i just want some cetaphil cerave moisturizer that's it i don't need it to
1:46:10
be like i don't need there to be like a spell put on it
1:46:21
my account just logged off oh no what the heck and now with essence of seahorse
1:46:31
200 more we added essence of seahorse and it's four times as expensive even though
1:46:38
essence of sea horses really just sand that we found on the beach
1:46:44
that's what i feel like that's how i feel like skin care meetings go like when the skincare they're like pitching
1:46:49
their new skincare to like the ceo they're like all right we're going to call it essence of seahorse but we're
1:46:54
really just gonna put some sand in there and just call it essence or seahorse
1:47:01
and the ceo is like wow genius 10 out of 10. go for it
1:47:06
yo waffle thank you for the two months thank you thank you
1:47:11
my potions are too strong for you traveler indeed yo
1:47:17
what the [ __ ] is good thank you so much for the two months i really appreciate that and also thank you for the fall
1:47:22
little deuce thank you so much mwah
1:47:28
in uk you can get aqueous cream it's it's just moisturizer no center similar
1:47:33
true yeah that's that seems that seems ideal where the [ __ ] the aqueous cream at bro
1:47:40
that sounds so disgusting there's no chance
1:47:47
i'm going into a drugstore and i'm asking for aqueous cream
1:47:52
[Laughter] [Music]
1:47:58
no chance moisturize me oh my god
1:48:04
[ __ ] dead
1:48:10
i'm dead dude miss me with that gay [ __ ] bro what are you talking about
1:48:26
i wasn't saying that because it was gay quote unquote i was saying it because it
1:48:31
sounds [ __ ] ridiculous
1:48:38
oh aqua aqueous aqueous
1:48:44
aquerus
1:48:53
would you do for scooby snacks aquarius
1:48:58
can i get aquarius cream i'm dead
1:49:03
i've had weird dreams bunk
1:49:14
it's like i don't want to delete that because like i don't know how old you are so you might just be like
1:49:20
talking about you know wearing a skirt uh
1:49:31
i hope that's what you're talking about just played valor a random dude asked me
1:49:36
if i would boy and ask for picks in a paid dress i said you'd buy that stuff let's go
1:49:42
let's go that's how you make money baby yo
1:49:49
at last hip thank you for the follow thank you so much
1:49:55
i appreciate you yo we got a cute dance in the house all right
1:50:02
i know it is too funny to delete it's one of those ones where it's like it's it's weird but it doesn't make me
1:50:10
like too it's like too funny to not yet totally okay this time
1:50:41
one second
1:51:19
oh can you guys not hear the music [ __ ]
1:51:26
my bad dude dude freaking freaking music man
1:51:33
audio on obs is literally the most biggest struggle of my whole life
1:51:38
i don't know how to [ __ ] get it right huh
1:51:46
the page on the on that or the picture on the animate thing that's coming up right now is super cute
1:51:53
right needs to give dancing lessons true true
1:52:04
okay fair enough
1:52:11
oh it's kind of adorable yeah what's up belgium
1:52:16
can you guys hear the music now is it better
1:52:22
wow all right y'all whoa a little loud
1:52:29
better cool oh okay mike i still haven't i still haven't set up anybody this morning i
1:52:35
was like i'm gonna set up my projector i'm gonna set up my new microphone and my new audio interface and all that i
1:52:41
was like super happy about it and then at as we can see
1:52:46
this is uh what happened with the with trying to mount the projector so
1:52:52
instead of mounting it right there there it is on the table um
1:52:57
wait why did it
1:53:09
wait there we go see it's mounted it so i mounted it on the table instead um
1:53:16
and so i was like yes i'm gonna get up and i'm gonna and i'm gonna freak did i move into a church or does this look
1:53:22
like a church um i'm gonna get up and i'm gonna set up my projector i'm gonna mount it and then i'm gonna set up my mic and my other thing but i literally
1:53:28
just spent so long just like [ __ ] hacking into the wall up there for no reason that i only had time to set a
1:53:36
projector so i promise next time i'll have the microphone set up but um
1:53:41
but yeah i i totally misjudged how long that was gonna take
1:53:48
so i'm sorry it's taking me so long to get the microphone set up but i promise next time it will be there and that will
1:53:54
sound clear i mean this microphone is pretty good by the way do you guys want to do if anyone is like wanting to start
1:54:01
streaming i was thinking of doing a giveaway of my old equipment would you guys like would you guys be
1:54:07
interested in that like i have an old webcam and then i'll have this old microphone and this old um arm and also an old
1:54:15
monitor um so yeah if you guys if there's anyone that
1:54:21
would be interested in like some starter streaming equipment we could do a little giveaway perhaps
1:54:29
okay cool yeah sweet sweetness
1:54:34
you need to start finding your mount on the ceiling yeah see the thing is there's the thing the thing that ended
1:54:41
up being the case is that like the studs in my ceiling are like metal they're not wood
1:54:47
and so i was drilling and then all of a sudden it went and i was like [ __ ] what is that and it
1:54:52
was because i was drilling into the metal so yeah that's what happened
1:55:00
and then i tried drilling other holes to find the wood uh
1:55:06
and there was no wood it was just drywall so now there's just [ __ ] giant holes in my ceiling for no reason
1:55:12
but it's okay i ordered a repair kit so we're good
1:55:21
there's no [ __ ] way i'm letting that be the reason i don't get my security deposit back
1:55:28
yeah i ordered a little pasty thing i'm gonna paste it over paint it over it's gonna be fine
1:55:35
it's gonna be fine
1:55:40
oh god i wish you guys could see it in person because there's here's the funny thing
1:55:48
you i wish someone observed me while i was doing this because it was like the most [ __ ] show of a [ __ ] operation
1:55:54
because like first of all i put it way too close to the back wall too so the mount actually
1:56:01
i like hacked into the corner so that i could like put them out a little bit more into the wall so i literally just
1:56:07
like a giant gash where i just took a hammer and just went bam so that i could just put it a little bit more into the
1:56:12
wall and then i also just i also just [ __ ] up
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i also just once i mounted it i actually did successfully mount it but then i realized that it was still too close to
1:56:24
the wall because the projector had to be on there too
1:56:32
i [ __ ] up so bad i know i need to do some sort of like
1:56:39
hardware diy stream because i'm [ __ ] so bad so it'll be it'll be very entertaining
1:56:48
right i know need space for cables i know i didn't i didn't think about it at all i literally didn't think about it at
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all i'm a [ __ ] idiot dude
1:57:00
fun boys are renowned for their diy skills yeah yeah bro
1:57:06
you know would be a really funny tv show a really funny tv show would be like me
1:57:13
finn like peachy bun and like a couple other fanboys and we're like we're like handy handymen
1:57:20
like we we started we started like a like a repair company but we're just garbage at it
1:57:26
but we look cute and so we show up to the job site and we're like in our skirts and [ __ ] we got our hammers and
1:57:32
then we just [ __ ] destroy [ __ ] we just break everything and we don't fix anything
1:57:38
i think that would be a great show [Music]
1:57:44
make sure the projector distance is correct okay yeah check it out guys do you guys want to see do you guys want to see the projector like do you guys want
1:57:50
to see it working it's [ __ ] sick i was watching stream earlier dude i have like a massive [ __ ] tv now it's crazy
1:57:57
it's so sick it took finn three hours for the thing reasoned in 30 minutes that's hilarious
1:58:05
fanboy home improvement stream yeah dude yeah we just like we just like choose random things in my apartment to improve
1:58:12
i.e [ __ ] destroy it bob that the builder exactly
1:58:18
can we fix it no we can't but we'll look pretty doing it that's that dude that oh my god we need
1:58:25
that show bro it doesn't even have to be fem boys it just has to be like bimbos like bimbo
1:58:31
repair squad can we fix it no but we'll look hot
1:58:38
dude i'm starting that show i'm gonna be rich i'm gonna be rich
1:58:43
it's a great idea okay check this out
1:58:49
it's a red wreck it right exactly bob's the builder
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booba the builder
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look at this this was the culprit this was the culprit of today's of today's unfortunate
1:59:10
endeavor
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i don't know who the [ __ ] thought it was a good idea to give me that drill
1:59:23
it was a horrible idea
1:59:45
yeah at least ceiling is mostly intact how do you sound more girly than me i
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don't know go check out my tutorial i got a tutorial when you coordinate your tools with your
1:59:55
outfit yeah dude matches the dress true yo brandon thank you for the follow
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camera why it's like why dude why do you choose this tiny little thing to focus on and
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not me what the [ __ ] that's so stupid
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oh my god yeah mostly it's mostly intact there is
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a pretty big [ __ ] hole where i took a i i just i just i got frustrated and i just took a hammer to it
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i was just like bam i needed more space and so i made it i made more space
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[ __ ] my computer the facial recognition my
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computer didn't recognize me with the wig on
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yes i got my old laptop from home so i could use my projector
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it's like extremely beat up and like [ __ ] but it works for watching twitch
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random you better not be lying because if you are i'll come and i will find you
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all right brandon there you go baby give me the honey k give me 100k right now
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you promised you promised
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you better do it you better do it history will forget your name if you do
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not donate 100k right now
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oh [ __ ]
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check it out okay wait i'm gonna turn off the legs
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look it i got a tv
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we got asthma on on the on the wall it's so lit
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yes it's asthma gold i love asman he's like one of my favorite streamers
2:02:39
it's so sick dude it's so sick and check it out it's like
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it's like that's where my bed is and then that's where the [ __ ] tv is
2:02:49
it's so lit it's so perfect
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it's so lit yeah i'm getting some lost art tips exactly
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imagine him checking out your stream right now that would be one of the craziest things of all time
2:03:24
shut up brandon you haven't even given me the first hundred
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if you give me a hundred k i will absolutely do a spin kip kick but
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i do not believe you yeah press d for doubt
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exactly yeah if you do the first 100k [ __ ]
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i'll do i'll do 20 spin kicks i'll spin kick till i [ __ ] collapse
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yeah it's x for doubt f f press f is for respects
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oh you're just kidding oh wow no way
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i can't believe you're kidding oh i really thought you were gonna donate 100k [ __ ]
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damn shucks gosh darn it
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it was just a prank bro great prank dude i love when i prank people by just lying
2:04:55
dude one of my friends does that one of my friends would be like one of my friends would be like
2:05:02
watch out there's a car coming and then i'll be like [ __ ] and i'll like jump out of the way and then it'll be like ah i got you and i'll be like wait that
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wasn't even a got me you just lied to me i was like that wasn't even like a joke
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you just said something that wasn't true
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that's not a good example because that actually makes me jump but he'll he'll do something like like i don't know he'll just like say
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something that's not true and i'm like oh [ __ ] really and then he'll be like no i'm just kidding i'm like what that wasn't even a joke you just lied
2:05:41
brandon caught in 4k bro cringe
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right you didn't think your handstand was good but it was excellent oh thank you i'm zinker i appreciate you the only reason why i i think it's not good is
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because i'm a gymnast and so i've been like taught precisely what is good form and what is
2:05:59
bad for him and my coach i could just hear my coach in my brain when i was watching that video being like straighten your back
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so i was like oh [ __ ] i just dude gymnastics coaches are like maybe even
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gnarlier than like football coaches i i've never played football or like the only other sport i've played like on a
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team is soccer um honestly diving that's kind of just like water gymnastics though
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but uh dude gymnastics coaches are the most like drill sergeant [ __ ] people of
2:06:30
all time like way more than any other sport i've played gymnastics coaches are like pull your toes or i'll [ __ ] kill you
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and i'm like oh god i'm sad like literally hello i just followed a few days ago
2:06:44
what's good elf lindsay it's great to have you thank you for chilling with us
2:06:50
get paid russian rumbles yeah 100 000 russian rumbles
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[Music] bro gymnastics are terrifying yeah literally
2:07:01
gymnastic stream when i did a handstand the other day it was pretty late we get to spin kick
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okay i'll try no dude okay oh i'll do a kick
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but i'm gonna make sure that i don't kill myself because if i do the whole the whole spin kick
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i'm gonna just die all right let's give this a try
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hey
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that's all i got i'm sorry that's all i got
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that's it
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[Applause] [Laughter] [Music]
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[ __ ] was [ __ ] lit dude oh my god
2:08:20
i'm dead oh it's funny
2:08:27
oh my god i love that emote that's such a good emote the blinking
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lamale
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oh [ __ ] that's a good emo too
2:08:44
that was mighty that was man you know he's your ted thank you so much dude that [ __ ] was that [ __ ] was tough holy
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[ __ ] yo hey bro there you go dude
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it wasn't 100k but i respect the [ __ ] i respect it i respect that thank you
2:09:04
brendan that's very nice of you holy [ __ ] wow damn i do respect that i do respect that
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thank you very much mwah i appreciate you brandon thank you thank you that is very nice of
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you wow dude i really did not expect you to
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do anything so honestly all is forgiven thank you so much brenda
2:09:29
that's a lot of money i really appreciate you mwah thank you so much it wasn't imagine if that actually was
2:09:36
100k but like stream elements doesn't know how to put it all in the one thing and so it just shortened it to a hundred
2:09:46
hydration cheers yo seriously though thank you for that i really appreciate that
2:09:51
yo duty thank you for the follow
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yeah i don't know if yeah like what would even happen if someone tried
2:10:03
to donate that much money if you put the k in the donut message that would be hilarious
2:10:09
that would be hilarious yo sporty thank you for the [ __ ] prime thank you for the resub two months down many more to
2:10:15
go let's go dude thank you so much sporty mwah i really appreciate that
2:10:20
thank you so much welcome back bye-bye welcome back boy
2:10:31
and i'm not about to test it yeah dude someone someone just try real quick like just just just to test you know just
2:10:38
just try see if it works people limited 10k in most territories
2:10:44
well that oh dude that's why they sent me
2:10:50
that's why they sent me the email they were so when we did the ukraine stream they were like uh
2:10:56
what's going like they sent me an email being like please explain yourself what happened today
2:11:02
i was like i'm sorry i'm sorry it's for charity i'm donating all of it right now but paypal on on the ukraine stream they
2:11:09
literally emailed me they were like um hello what's up why the [ __ ] are you receiving like ten thousand dollars in an hour
2:11:20
what's up ryan what's up [ __ ] blade how you doing are we shooting your red today i know dude i know it's uh it's kind of a thing
2:11:29
i don't really know what to do about it i tried turning down the saturation but then my face looked really washed out
2:11:35
i suppose that is just how you gotta be when you're jessica rabbit the only thing i'm sad about is i don't
2:11:41
have her purple arm thingies
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do a poison ivy cosplay with that true very true that would be sick
2:11:59
i always find it funny when people say i'm gonna do a mystique cosplay because i'm like bro that's not cosplay you're just
2:12:05
painting yourself blue and being naked
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one of the reasons i was keen for you to get money charity asap was so paypal couldn't decide to keep it yeah exactly
2:12:25
yeah i literally donated immediate i was like okay bye get out of here i mean first of all because it was
2:12:30
pertinent to get the the money over there so they could buy supplies but also yeah i was scared that they're
2:12:36
gonna get mad at me gloves i cannot remember gloves i'm sorry i'm sorry yes gloves arm thingies
2:12:43
mean gloves yes but they're but they're super long do you still even call that a glove if it goes up to your bicep
2:12:50
oh someone someone asked for a flex check earlier so let's check
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long gloves i suppose
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yeah right opera gloves indeed
2:13:19
do this is pose what's the ziz pose finally my flex check yeah sorry about that i should add a flex check to
2:13:25
channel points most shredded family on twitch easily
2:13:31
bro me and finn need to arm wrestle i wanna i wanna arm wrestle finn because he's he's taller than me like he's
2:13:37
bigger than me but i bet you i'm stronger bro i bet you finn if you see this i
2:13:44
challenge you to an arm wrestle a fanboy arm wrestle cause you got like four inches on me
2:13:51
or something three or four inches on me but i'm [ __ ] ah
2:14:05
damn that's right as hell yup i'm b i'm it's a red day today is a red day
2:14:13
fencer cheats can you even cheat an arm wrestle i don't even know if you can cheat
2:14:18
dude reza would crush me reason would ha i don't want to arm wrestle reza dude i've seen reza's
2:14:24
[ __ ] bowling bar arms are you kidding me dude meow reesa has literally ah
2:14:31
maurice i can squish my head like a grape she she could take my head and just
2:14:39
just [ __ ] squirt but finn i can destroy him
2:14:46
yeah finn would just stab me in this yeah dude finn would just take out a knife and just like not be like
2:15:01
hell in a cell match yeah dude bro that would be so fun i've always wanted to be like a wwe wrestler because i'm a
2:15:08
gymnast and it just seems like it'd be hella fun
2:15:13
i've seen rizza deadlift bro i haven't but i believe it
2:15:20
rizza's [ __ ] strong dude
2:15:26
ryan oliver's fan vs nat cage match yeah and then throw in peachy bun juicy boy and uh granted tanya in there as well
2:15:33
and it'll be a real rumble bro my money's on like
2:15:42
bro honestly dude me finn and matt it's like
2:15:47
i just don't know look finn not if you're watching this tell me if i'm wrong but i just don't know if you guys
2:15:55
have the berserker in you that i have i don't know dude oh not 6'4 okay [ __ ]
2:16:01
well that's a problem but still i don't know if he has the berserker in him you know what i mean
2:16:08
like i gotta uh i gotta i'm a warrior i wanna [ __ ] blow up everything dude i don't know if
2:16:13
they have that i don't know if they have the fire that it would take to win in a cage match
2:16:20
sharpen my nails for that okay but not being not being six four certainly throws in a wrench into my plans though
2:16:30
that'd just be right now i've just mapped into that match
2:16:37
oh this is certainly a call out i mean bro if we arranged a [ __ ] like or like a mud wrestling or even like
2:16:45
bro like a bouncy house like bouncy house wrestling i love that [ __ ]
2:16:50
mike tyson was kissing short to other boxes and destroyed them height doesn't matter it's the technique it's like height does matter but it doesn't it's
2:16:57
not the only thing that matters but like i agree tyson was sick mayweather is
2:17:03
also kind of short he's also really good um yo bring thank you so much but
2:17:09
come on let's not lie reach reach it's like height doesn't really matter but reach matters at least in boxing but
2:17:15
we're not talking about boxing we're talking about uh we're talking about wrestling in wrestling being bigger definitely
2:17:22
definitely matters
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but isn't just height right now and that would be nowhere near yeah that's that's the thing
2:17:54
i weigh 100 [ __ ] pounds nat probably would not probably has like 34 pounds on me
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maybe more he's muscly
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why does my mind have to be in the gutter bro it's because of me somehow somehow my mind is just supremely in the
2:18:20
gutter today and it's just leaking into all of you guys i guess i think that might be what's happening
2:18:28
sunday sunday sunday february wrestling yes exactly mike tyson also bite the ear off someone
2:18:33
yeah that's also true he was also a literal rabid animal
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but that's why i think i could i could that's why i think i could beat someone who's a little bigger enemy
2:18:45
because i i can go absolutely rabid raccoon like i can go utter just like
2:18:51
blood rage like seeing red yo actually valid what's good thank you
2:18:57
for the fella
2:19:03
crj oh my god oh my god
2:19:10
everybody's just raunchy raunchy today
2:19:16
pronouns you can use whatever you want but i go by heat usually
2:19:21
i weigh three of you yeah bro you get most people in chat could probably throw me across the room
2:19:29
like actually
2:19:47
he has three or four inches on me oh my god oh my god dude everyone
2:19:57
it's not the dog in the fight but the fighting the dog exactly
2:20:05
your body you really wouldn't yeah ever literally everyone in check could absolutely just toss me across the field
2:20:15
if i have someone like if i have someone that's like a little bit my match though and they're just a
2:20:20
bit bigger than me like i'm also trained i do have a purple belt
2:20:26
so don't test me
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only got like 15 pounds on you yeah like that's it that's like maybe my like upper limit
2:20:44
[Music]
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back just out of high school i went like 10 pounds i could pick up my ex fiance it was over twice my weight damn
2:20:56
damn that's efficient that is efficient muscles right there
2:21:04
oh i'm hungry oh man wow look at that look what you look at that it's almost been two and a half hours i didn't even
2:21:10
realize oof
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dude this wig is hella fun i put it on i put it on and i was like
2:21:23
man but now i've warmed up to it quite a bit
2:21:29
if i put it on i was really not impressed but now i'm kind of vibing with it
2:21:37
um i could order food that's true you know what [ __ ] it
2:21:44
oh god but that means i have to or i just have to have time to answer the door in this
2:21:50
outfit oh god all right [ __ ] it why not
2:21:58
why not [ __ ] it yo nelly okay i'll do your skirt spin a second ellie give me a sec
2:22:06
oh geez the things you guys make me do
2:22:12
i can't believe he's gonna be like
2:22:19
well cause like the other outfit at least at least it could have been like uh
2:22:24
construed as just like me being weird fashion but this is like what am i going on like on stage or
2:22:32
something like he's gonna be like what is happening what did i stumble into i suppose they must have just seen a lot
2:22:38
at this point um where's my orders
2:22:52
oh my god dude i i lit dude it was so funny last time i got the i got the
2:22:58
craziest elevator eyes
2:23:04
hey yes thank you for the food goodbye delivery boy dude last time i did this i got the craziest
2:23:11
elevator eyes he was like like you know the full look down he was
2:23:16
like have a good day miss her have a good night he's like enjoy your food miss i think thank you
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oh my god okay um
2:23:32
all right i think we're gonna order sushi this time what do we order last time last time we
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had chinese food so i guess it's not the same this is japanese
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food all right
2:23:51
bro the funny thing is is like it's like i have like two to go answer
2:23:57
the door as a woman as this as this gorgeous woman that i'm
2:24:02
looking like right now i have to hype myself up as like i do
2:24:08
like a boy you know i have to be like let's [ __ ] go you're sick yeah let's go like i hype myself up like
2:24:14
that to go pretend to be a girl
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come on live
2:24:42
come on love oh we got hi train toy
2:24:50
oh it's hype time oh yes i thought that's a hype train i was like what how did i miss that
2:24:56
sure have gotten a pick of that last fit yeah oh i'm being so bad that reminds me i'm
2:25:02
being so bad i need to start taking pics for my instagram can you search this motivation on youtube i'll just use it later i'm gonna
2:25:09
make your giga chad instantly true i'll check that out later though
2:25:16
previous opposite was cool but normal yeah this one's yes i wouldn't call this one normal
2:25:23
yeah the other one could definitely be construed or just like perceived as a as just like a normal fashion but just
2:25:29
kind of out there it's like they i don't know i don't think anyone wears this type of thing in their daily
2:25:35
life except for jessica rabbit she does
2:25:42
hydration cheers thank you i need that
2:25:50
well i'd get two okay good yeah i'm gonna need i need some hyping up
2:25:57
as a whammon yes as a whammon
2:26:02
my nose would bleed delivering do you not gonna lie am i still muted no you're back candy
2:26:08
kid what's good welcome back sorry i muted you i just got flustered
2:26:16
uh last one was short hair yeah give the delivery guy an uru i will absolutely not
2:26:22
not only would he probably not know what the [ __ ] i'm doing and just be like what are you doing actually that's the only reason why
2:26:29
and that's why i'm not gonna do that because he's not gonna know what that is he's gonna be like what
2:26:35
he'll be like uh okay
2:26:42
i was just sharing his rabbit ears that's true okay yeah that's a funny thing i was
2:26:47
it's funny i was about to get my rabbit ears and put them on but she doesn't wear rabbit ears
2:26:56
that's the whole that's the whole catch it's a scam she's not even a rabbit i
2:27:02
thought she was a rabbit but she's not i literally was about like
2:27:07
before stream i was about to take off these ears and put them on but then but then i
2:27:13
looked up jessica rabbit and she didn't have any ears and i was like what that's such a scam
2:27:18
ah right it's because she's married to roger rabbit right right right right
2:27:24
right people don't need to understand the ooh the cuteness is inherent that's kind of true my dad
2:27:30
[Laughter] my dad asked me because my dad watches
2:27:35
my videos so he asked me one time and he was just like what is that noise you're making
2:27:41
where you like do a squeak and they all seem to love it and i was like
2:27:46
i had to explain to him what uru was i was like it's a face but it's also a
2:27:52
noise imagine you give the ooh back yeah that'd be hilarious like thanks for the
2:27:57
food oh well he's like you're welcome ella
2:28:03
that would be hilarious oh i'm so excited i'm so excited
2:28:11
hi dad i don't think he watches my streams but he watches my videos
2:28:21
chances are your delivery person has probably seen very unsavory bodies wearing only lingerie that's fair
2:28:28
they likely have seen it all
2:28:33
yeah yeah i got it i got it i got it she married a rabbit i wasn't i forgot about that
2:28:38
caveat to the situation need to re-watch that movie bro okay
2:28:44
wait is that movie toontown or wait what is it called who framed roger rabbit that's what it's called um
2:28:51
here's a little to help with the hype oh thank you wow oh my god thank you i'm
2:28:58
seeker that does help with the hype let's go thank you so much mwah i really
2:29:04
appreciate you wow you just bought me dinner and then some holy [ __ ] i just paid for my whole meal plus a lot plus
2:29:10
for my meals my breakfast tomorrow and my lunch thank you so much mwah i really appreciate that thank you thank you i'm
2:29:16
thank you thank you so much let's go that definitely got me hyped
2:29:24
[ __ ] where's where is it though how close are we oh we're not that close oh no guys i
2:29:30
hear guys i hear people in the hallway i think they're setting up the apartment across the hall i'm gonna go have to say
2:29:37
hi to them and it's gonna be the first time i'm saying hi to my neighbors [ __ ]
2:29:43
oh god
2:29:49
oh geez ah jeez
2:29:54
we've seen the dude who answers the door in a slipping towel yeah
2:29:59
when i don't want to put more clothes on i just have delivery person leave the food at the door fair yo claudia thank
2:30:05
you for the bits thank you so much oh twice thank you for the 200 bit sorry i missed the first one thank you so much
2:30:12
oh and another 300 thank you thank you thank you thank you i really appreciate
2:30:17
you that is very nice mwah
2:30:22
but my friend delivered to a fanboy they left a five-star review because he didn't make a digital about it the
2:30:28
liberty drivers have definitely seen it all that's cool yeah i mean i mean like to me he's
2:30:34
probably not even gonna know i'm a fanboy unless i flex on him yo holy [ __ ] 400 500. thank you so much
2:30:42
trying to get a hype change started thank you what the hell yo claudia oh my god one two three four five hundred bits
2:30:49
mwah i really appreciate that thank you so much just give them the best impression true
2:30:55
no honestly if i just do the girl voice and i don't flex like i mean a little harder because this one's showing my whole arms but with the other
2:31:02
outfit where it wasn't it there was no like there's no chance he knew
2:31:10
yo utopia thank you so much flex on that guy take him to the gun show just be like hey thanks for the food bro
2:31:15
[Laughter] that would be hilarious are we gonna see
2:31:21
you go to the door no unfortunately i can't bring my webcam but flash the delivery driver for a tip
2:31:29
just take out just take out my little boob just take a boob like haha
2:31:36
yo minox thank you for the bits hi trey what thank you so much oh my god and the gifted stuff thank you
2:31:43
thank you thank you i really appreciate it your arms look so different when you when you don't flex i know i'm very sneaky i'm very sneaky with the muscles
2:31:50
they really come out of nowhere mwah thank you guys so much yo i'm
2:31:57
zinker oh my god holy [ __ ] thank you so much for the five bomb boom mwa
2:32:05
lamar lay thank you for the bits yes i think you're the best holy [ __ ] you guys thank you so much for all the support oh
2:32:11
my god and phoebe i i know you got a skirt spin on i haven't forgotten yang so i thank you for again a hundred bits
2:32:18
you guys is crazy again oh my god you guys are so nuts
2:32:24
stop spoiling me i do not deserve all of this love i don't deserve it you guys you
2:32:31
guys are so sweet to me thank you so much wow mwah i really appreciate y'all so much thank
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you thank you thank you it really warms my heart i don't have the vocabulary i'm not well read enough
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to express my gratitude in proper terms but seriously guys thank you so much
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thank you so much guys thank you for the bits utopia wow you guys are so sweet and too nice
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to me thank you so much yo sporty also thank you for the hundred
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bits you guys the you don't deserve this you're too nice
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to me yo young yanks oh what the [ __ ]
2:33:17
what the hell what the five [ __ ] subs flynn the k the kid roku
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fly hank all of y'all just got subs let's [ __ ] go dude sporty also another 100 bits thank you
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guys so what the [ __ ] oh my god oh my god you guys nonsense holy [ __ ]
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with this 500 oh my god you guys wait is my food almost here so i'm sorry i gotta
2:33:43
make sure my food's not coming in oh it's not okay what time is it okay oh we're good it's not here for a while i'm being
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preemptive thank you guys so much utopia [ __ ] sporty yank show nonsense lamale
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or lamell i'm not sure how that's pronounced thank you utopia again what the [ __ ]
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you guys thank you so much i love you i love you i love you i love
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you guys thank you thank you thank you mwah wow nice because my stuff actually
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expires today there you [ __ ] go dude level five hype let's go oh my god thank
2:34:22
y'all so much i just just repair the roof yeah true true true true second level five today
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literally how much to do an irish jig bro i'll try and do an irish jake i'm not sure if i can do that thank you
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utopia for the bits mwah thank you everyone for the bits let me just name everyone utopia the mail lamale sporty
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young show nonsense sporty again young show with the freaking five yo
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what the [ __ ] waffle with the gifted thank you thank you thank you mwah i really appreciate
2:34:52
that holy [ __ ] i'm zinker also with the five and claudia with all the bits and bit dogs oh my god thank you guys
2:34:59
all so much or a nominal sorry yeah thank you guys for the bits okay
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okay second floor 5k i know literally crazy okay the iron you've been blessed by the irish luck
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so that the way they do the their little dance is like they do a lot of this right
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okay that's all i got that's all i got
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i almost i almost [ __ ] broke my ankle that was very close on that last jump i
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literally felt the whole thing go and my ankle almost just [ __ ] snapped in half
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yo utopia again the irish luck thank you so much holy [ __ ] phoebe also thank you
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for the hundred bits mwah i love you guys thank you so much you really need this special clampy
2:35:53
shoes true yes technically technically very clumpy
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arms behind your back like a rubik's cube wait arms behind your back legs like a rubik's cube what
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what like a rubik's cube what does that mean looks pretty good and stable that's good
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didn't have to be in heels fair i know dude i'm getting [ __ ] pretty get it oh [ __ ] that's a fat girl voice
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i'm getting pretty good in heels okay uh [ __ ] this okay
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i don't i probably can't do the whole thing the whole time
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that's funny though i'll try and do it as long as possible
2:36:34
hello hi we've been trying to reach you concerning your car's vehicle ah [ __ ] i already [ __ ] it up i said cars we've
2:36:41
been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty you should have received a notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligibility
2:36:48
since we've not gotten a response we're giving you a final courtesy call before we close your file press two to be
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removed okay that's all i got i'm sorry it's draining
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i didn't even know there was there was more to that message other than we've been trying to reach you concerning because i just boop that's that's about
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the time that i hang up bye
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literally the moment i hear we've been i go bam goodbye
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what did i miss how to break your ankle i was trying to do an irish jig i didn't actually break my ankle but the last jump was dangerous i think partly it's
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because these heels are a little bit big on me like very slightly
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imagine your legs like a rubik's cube what does that mean bro
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what
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what does that mean
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yo holy [ __ ] dex carter with a thousand bits holy
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mother of god thank you so much i heard hype train he said indeed you did mwah thank you so
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much holy [ __ ] yo the mail also 100 bits thank you
2:38:12
thank you thank you guys you guys are so nice to me my goodness i really appreciate you all
2:38:19
wow thank you so much oh my god
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oh my god all right i feel like i need to do a dance just just just because there's been so many bits and i haven't
2:38:32
danced in a while and i want to give me a dancing song youtube
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is this dancy this doesn't feel very dancey oh that's dancing
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a a ah not dancy enough
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this is pretty dancy oh that's pretty dancy oh that's pretty dancy oh yes phoebe i
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got you with your skirt spin too i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry
2:39:06
skirt spin i got you all right squarespan first then dance
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wait dancey song where'd you go you ended you ended
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also what just happened yo bye thank you for the follow all right
2:39:52
is
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song ended song why did you end i was about to dance
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[Music] that's the food that's the food wish me luck
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[Music]
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[Music]
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hey i caught you crj thank you for the five subs
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i caught you red handed
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i know that was so fast dude i wasn't expecting it to come for another 15 minutes my uber or my my
2:41:39
app said it wasn't coming for 15 minutes hell yeah
2:41:46
that was so funny dude so i didn't fortunately or unfortunately i'm not sure
2:41:52
um my neighbors weren't outside so i was able to escape the meeting of the neighbors but but he it was funny
2:41:59
because like i i called out to him and he doesn't know it's every delivery driver does this for some reason i think
2:42:05
the acoustics of where i am they think they have to go upstairs to get my to when they hear my me call their name
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but i'm actually downstairs um but he was like he like went up i was like oh no i'm down here and he was like
2:42:17
oh sorry and so he looked down and looked at me he looked at me and he was like like he just did like a little like when he saw like my whole outfit
2:42:23
and everything but he was totally chill about he was like oh here you go miss have a good day
2:42:28
let's go expect you to be out of the room for longer than that curse is spoiled yeah
2:42:34
dude i got you but seriously crj thank you so much that is super super nice of you thank
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you thank you thank you um okay all right
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okay one sec i gotta go pee and i also
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i got some green tea ice cream with my order so i'm gonna go put this in the freezer
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i'm gonna be right back
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so
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yeah we back yep matcha ice cream all righty
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all right you guys know me and you know that i can't eat food without watching tv so that's what we're gonna do
2:44:54
and that's what we're gonna do
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gonna pause the music and we're gonna watch some tv i.e youtube
2:45:07
i eat probably daily dose of internets interwebs all righty then wait what
2:45:17
what what my screen is
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the resolution is wrong the heck
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wait a sec wait a sec let me just
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wait what the heck screen work with me here love
2:45:48
work with me there we go there we go okay
2:45:55
and colorful i know it's cool background huh um
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okay obsolete and sobia sobias oh yeah you guys want to see the food first all right
2:46:06
here's what we got i love this place it's so good
2:46:12
we got here wait let me let me open it up and then i'll show you guys
2:46:20
we got a spicy tuna roll and we also have a shallot roll
2:46:26
which is like onions and stuff all right um let me show you guys
2:46:35
what i got oh [ __ ]
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wait let me turn down the light a little bit that's what we're working with
2:46:48
that's what we're working with this looks this tastes 20 times better than it looks
2:46:55
it's i mean it looks fine but it tastes absolutely scrumptious
2:47:02
okay alrighty
2:47:11
obs get out of here the never-ending obs is all up in my face these days
2:47:18
alrighty give me all that nobody gets hurt [Laughter]
2:47:25
no i need my food my sustenance okay
2:47:30
what should we watch loves probably probably daily dose of internet
2:47:37
is what i think to start it off
2:47:43
the only those oh yeah they give me chopsticks they
2:47:49
don't always give me chopsticks first first we're doing daily dose and
2:47:56
then we'll figure out something else think of think of some ideas everyone this is your daily dose of internet i
2:48:01
just need to take some bites so i can function
2:48:12
these people i knew she was gonna shoot someone how's the audio for you guys can you guys hear
2:48:19
is it is the audio good that was hilarious spotted a guy that appears to have
2:48:25
escaped how's the audio how's the audio
2:48:32
i don't know i ever had a meteor media share stream uh i haven't that's a good idea though we should do that we'll do
2:48:38
that soon for sure from a mental health institution oh go go oh yeah we'll do we'll do fullscreen
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[Music] whoa
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that's pretty dope what the [ __ ]
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somebody brought up that was great on the plane
2:49:08
what age should you give up on your dreams dude dude it's his emotional support
2:49:13
peacock all right don't come on don't judge
2:49:20
it's just an emotional support peacock
2:49:25
what age should you give up on your dreams 65. why why not actually 80 80.
2:49:31
but no actually don't give up on your dreams at all so what's your final answer 75. this turtle really likes this
2:49:37
person's nails oh my god that's so funny
2:49:44
i have never seen something like this in my entire life these people came in with ski masks on and started stealing
2:49:50
everyone's food wait what i think they're getting
2:49:59
wait just go in the back why are you taking these people's food this dog likes to jump every time the
2:50:05
harness comes up
2:50:12
this cow was born with an extra leg on their head they don't seem to be too bad about it that's
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okay wait i know i'm sorry i'm eating i can't this person found a really angry deer
2:50:24
i'm so close do i just leave it here what's wrong with it oh no
2:50:30
so this is pretty interesting a dust storm from the sahara desert in africa somehow traveled all the way over to
2:50:36
london kind of sad though poor deer
2:50:43
everyone knows about service dogs but what about seeing a service horse going through airport security
2:50:50
no way dude service horse so was that a service peacock then
2:50:57
supposedly peacock wasn't even claimed to be emotional support what her support handled
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[Music] that is the end of this video i really
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hope you enjoyed and i'll see you guys again very very soon later can you do a compilation of every time
2:51:13
you've done a skirt spin that's a good idea i have a small compilation of like four or five skirt spins on one of my
2:51:20
youtube videos the one where i go boy turns into a girl causes absolute chaos in that video i do do a little montage
2:51:27
but that would be fun to do one of like all of them okay wait i need some longer form content so i can actually eat this
2:51:32
always happens to me when i watch daily dose it just ends too quickly and i'm also laughing and stuff and i'm pausing
2:51:37
it all the time we need something i can watch oversimplified let's do that
2:51:48
let's do that the pig war what's the pig war napoleonic wars
2:51:58
um we could do
2:52:05
russian revolution that could be a educational one
2:52:12
don't laugh compilation would be decent okay wait let's do we could do drunk
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history drunk history is funny
2:52:24
should we do history's greatest spies let's do world war two's wildest stories
2:52:30
drunk history [ __ ] it world world two all right we're gonna win let's do this tell everybody
2:52:36
face hitler uh oh spaghettio
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[Music] that was great damn i didn't know that fun detail they
2:52:47
missed adolf's sister in law was called bridget hitler nicely incongruous name
2:52:53
interesting wait wait i don't get it
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i don't what does that mean i forget what incongruous means not gonna lie
2:53:05
not gonna cap i forgot what incongruous means
2:53:10
but dude that's a crazy story dude i can't believe that i can't believe hitler's was it his nephew
2:53:18
that when he got a purple heart for the americans damn what a chad i'll show you
2:53:24
i'll just show you a tick tock i saw the other day
2:53:42
[ __ ] it's not here it's gone
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i was on tick tock but it was um there was a
2:53:54
there was a tick tock it was like this old footage of i assume a trans woman or it might
2:53:59
have been just like she or she might have been a drag queen or just a trans woman not sure but
2:54:05
it was uh the interviewer was like do they destroy discriminate against trans people in the military and she was like oh thank god
2:54:12
they do or else i'd be fighting in food was so drunk hello today we're going to talk about i
2:54:17
already had inflatable vehicles from operation to make the germans think pasta
2:54:24
don't know how to say that in french was the target for d-day interesting that's cool dude i never thought about
2:54:31
that like deception well wait what was wasn't there like an ancient version of
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this [ __ ] what was it called the tough the terracotta army
2:54:44
i built this in sieve or the trojan horse i suppose but the terracotta army
2:54:51
the terracotta army i i built that [ __ ] in civ it's in five
2:54:56
that's how i know about it the trojan horse is a good example but
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um but you guys know the terra cotta army where they just built a ton of clay soldiers
2:55:08
to like make it look like they had a lot more soldiers than they did ah [ __ ]
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yeah dude is sick don't forget the aircraft run with
2:55:19
wooden planes i got bombed a bit dude that's awesome that's silk that's so smart
2:55:25
joe lewis versus max schmeling did they really use clay soldiers yeah dude they do life-sized terracotta
2:55:31
soldiers like clay soldiers and they were like you know they're holding a spear and everything
2:55:38
but um but and they just basically used it to like make it look like their force was
2:55:44
way bigger than it was which like from far away a bunch of clay soldiers mixed in with real soldiers you're not gonna
2:55:49
know you're not gonna be able to tell i thought that was [ __ ] smart idea especially like imagine like imagine
2:55:55
like a castle wall and like you know every other third soldier is
2:56:01
like a clay soldier like you wouldn't be able to tell if they were all like moving you know if they were really far away and they're like moving and [ __ ]
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like you wouldn't be able to tell the other epic depiction of that allies
2:56:13
depiction the other epic deception the allies performed to misdirect the germans before d-day operation mints me okay i'm
2:56:20
gonna open that in my new tab and read that after stream i love reading wikipedia
2:56:25
you guys wanna know what my favorite thing to do is one of my favorite things to do is to find some random ass place like maybe it's a
2:56:32
really remote island in the arctic maybe it's a tiny village in the himalayas maybe it's some out there city and i
2:56:39
don't know somewhere that i've never been or never seen and then i go on google maps and i click
2:56:45
on it and then a little blurb pops up about its wikipedia page and if it looks interesting then i go in and i check out
2:56:51
what's good with that place and one time like i find all sorts of really cool stories one time i clicked on this
2:56:57
random remote uninhabited arctic island and it turned out that there was a story
2:57:02
of an inuit woman i mean it's kind of a sad story but an inuit woman got like recruited for like an exploring expedition
2:57:09
uh with like some europeans like when they were exploring the arctic and stuff and they brought her and along
2:57:15
and they all the whole boat shipwrecked on this island and another boat came and they saved everyone except the inuit
2:57:21
woman because they're [ __ ] racist and horrible and they left her there on this tiny island and this tiny island was like one
2:57:28
to two square miles total and she literally survived there there was like little field mice and like seals that
2:57:35
she caught and she survived there for two years bro by herself on this tiny
2:57:40
one square mile island in the arctic because she was into it and she knew how to survive and then she got caught by
2:57:45
her picked up by another boat and then she came back to europe and she was like yo these guys are horrible and they left
2:57:51
me on an island and those dudes like lost their jobs and everything and lost their credibility and [ __ ] because they
2:57:56
said that she died got him get [ __ ]
2:58:01
great revenge story she survived for two years and then came back to europe and ruined their lives
2:58:07
easy clap get wrecked i mean she probably didn't fully ruin their lives because like they're white men and so they probably were fine but still this
2:58:14
is dope story i know i think they're progressively getting
2:58:20
more drunk wait what's like my i think they're progressively getting
2:58:26
more drunk like the first girl was pretty drunk second guy was wasted this girl
2:58:32
is absolutely pl [Music] even me a racist [ __ ] american can
2:58:38
realize we're [ __ ] beating the nazis i love that guy that was funny
2:58:43
oh man even me oh that shit's funny
2:58:49
oh that was good stuff she wants to shag him true true she did that was that was that kind
2:58:57
that was the kind of flirting that like the the boys did in like elementary school you know like
2:59:03
go poke the girls and stuff you know be like a little bit annoying i guess the girls did that too like jump on the boys
2:59:08
back you know that's a classic dude that's a classic like grade school flirt move girl jump on boys back this
2:59:16
so classic tried and true tried and true method of
2:59:22
grade school flirting just pick your boy as a girl if you're a girl and you want a boy pick your boy and jump on his back
2:59:29
that's tried and true method of grace cool girl flirting i've had a few a few back
2:59:36
back jumps in my day but
2:59:43
you did this a lot no it happened to me a couple times and that works for life true
2:59:50
my version was table topping bro do you guys remember table topping dude table topping was funny as [ __ ]
2:59:56
because it was like why was um
3:00:02
why was uh it acceptable for me it's like it's not it was not obviously it's not acceptable
3:00:08
for me to just walk up and just [ __ ] shove someone but if someone's crouching down behind them it's totally acceptable
3:00:14
and in fact it's hilarious it's like
3:00:19
this is such a funny like i don't know thing all righty that was fun i feel fed and
3:00:28
watered i think it may be time
3:00:33
for me to end the stream
3:00:39
wow makeup held up well despite the normally when i wear a wig where i have
3:00:44
to like constantly brush my hair on my face my makeup
3:00:50
doesn't hold up super well but it looks like it hold up well
3:00:55
not five hours oh true yeah i did promise five hours didn't i well it's because i thought i was gonna start at two and so at this point it would be
3:01:02
five hours the thing is is i have things to do i'm sorry i'll do another long one i
3:01:08
promise i promise i'll do another one the reason why is because i thought i was gonna end at seven
3:01:15
because i have something to do i have plans um and so that's why i'm sorry i
3:01:21
apologize i totally baited you guys with the five hour stream but i promise i'll do another like three to four hour one
3:01:27
like longer than usual um next time i promise i promise i promise
3:01:33
we need outro music i don't know why i just feel like i can't end the stream without music we need outro music
3:01:47
dude this is it the fact that i clicked on this is so funny dude
3:01:54
that oh you guys can't see wait let me change it
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wait oh god the fact that the fact that this shows that i watched
3:02:06
it that's so that's so caught in 4k i mean i'm showing you guys so i guess
3:02:13
i'm catching myself in 4k but i i think it's just funny
3:02:18
um okay wait i need my music music music music okay yes we gotta do we'll do some spins
3:02:24
we'll do some spins for the for the outro real quick real quick real quick yo what you do
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thank you for that okay spin time
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[Music] foreign [Music]
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[Music] foreign
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[Music] i
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[Music] all right y'all [Music]
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all right y'all it has been real it's been so real it's been so much fun as
3:03:36
usual i love you guys so [ __ ] much i'm sorry i was late and i'm sorry i promised a longer stream and then didn't
3:03:43
do it but oh my god and there's the among us [ __ ] of course um
3:03:49
and uh
3:03:54
that just made me giggle but i promise i promise you guys next
3:04:00
time we will um next time we will do a longer stream as
3:04:06
well we'll do another three or three to four hour one so that i can make up for my debate that i did today but i love
3:04:12
you guys thank you so much it's titania on we'll wait to tanya sounds good thank you so much for joining
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what i hope you like the cosplay and i will see you guys what day is it
3:04:25
it's sunday i will see you guys on wednesday oh is she not live
3:04:30
wait oh wait what's good who's live um to tanya let's do decided [ __ ] it
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oh wait is jen live we do we if jem's glad we'll rate jen because we ran into tiny last time
3:04:45
is jen live love you guys thank you so much for chilling and don't forget to get out there and chase your
3:04:52
dreams oh just my life all right chase your dreams be yourself do
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oh okay you're messing about my outro
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chase your dreams be yourself do you put it up wear what you want to wear be who you want to be do what you
3:05:10
want to do and don't give a [ __ ] about what people say about you all right guys you heard me you heard me all good
3:05:17
let's read tanya
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boom all right guys i love you all
3:05:30
get out there and [ __ ] kill it i love you mwah
3:05:35
say hi to signing for me peace
3:05:41
if anyone's still watching what's good bye