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yo yo what is good everybody how do i sound i
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got the new mic what the [ __ ] is up also thank you for the follow whoever
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just followed sorry i didn't see that strong urge to ditch work and sleep through the day hey respect i feel that
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urge what is good everyone how we doing
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how are we
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what day is it what day is it it's wednesday my dudes how's y'all's wednesday my dudes how we doing
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how we doing today what is up what is up alphas what's up midnox what's up myu what's up archmage
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yo luke afk fan thank you for the two months let's go boys let's go
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thank you so much i appreciate you what up belgium all right how's my mic sounding everybody how's my mic sounding
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pretty good pretty good
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thank you for the follow uh i appreciate you it's good hells yeah hells yeah kina
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doing better doing better than before hell yeah great great to hear that what's up mist
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what is up yo jigo boss thank you for the fella what up knife lord what up
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matilda cadilla crash box victor of sweden fluke blue south base ninja what is up utopia
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chaos hr buff and stuff rcl what the [ __ ] is up everyone welcome to the stream welcome back it is so good to
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have you guys i'm feeling [ __ ] phenomenal this week which is uh uh you
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know something different from from the last couple weeks i've been having a tough time but i feel like i kind of did
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the you know i don't know this kind of happens to me when i get into like really depressive episodes i just get so
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depressed that i get full horseshoe i just go fully around the horn and then i'm just like happy again i don't know
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why i just like i just go full circle and now i've just been like [ __ ] depressed for so long that i'm happy now
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so yeah that's how i'm feeling you look nice every stream thank you so much i appreciate that gaming weeb oh we
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got a fit check check it out
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it's so fun
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it's been time
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it's so spinny dude i love this freaking this freaking dress is so fun
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it's so fun that outfit i know right looking good thanks dj i appreciate that cute dress
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thanks matilda tried to call you on instagram yesterday i felt lonely why i wanted to try and
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talk to you in person yeah yeah if i if if i let that open if i let my instagram
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dms open that would be my phone would just be ringing non-stop
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i had it for a little bit if you caught me when i was at like 100 followers 200 followers like
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honestly all the way up until i had like four or 500 followers on instagram i would just chat with people on instagram
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like all the time like anyone who followed me i'd just be like yo what's good like how'd you find me like thank you for the follow
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i was like simping for my own fans i was like yo thank you so much i love you and they're like no i love you i was
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like spiderman meme it's been so nicely i know right yo addy
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got twitch what's good i got here for once hey welcome it's great to have you
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you look good in that red dress however the wiggers really bad i disagree i think the wig was super fun
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i mean it was it was a cosplay so it's not like i would wear that wig anytime
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i just realized i give this up a month ago and it's right about to expire hey well luckily in my chat if you
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if you stick around for log enough you'll probably get gifted a sub so just stick around and you'll get one yo
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spot x0 thank you photo what the [ __ ] is good thank you so much looking good like always thanks to real
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quick love the colors so pretty i know right and little bow i love it
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i love it i feel like this dress is super me
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it's like blue and like fun you look good even without a wig thanks
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kina girl voice to be or not wait
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to be or not to be that is the question whether this nobler in the mind to suffer the sling and arrows of
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outrageous fortune or to take up arms against the sea of troubles and by opposing them to die to
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sleep no more there you go what's that from again is that like
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plato or some [ __ ] or socrates is that socrates are you bipolar no
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i mean maybe i'm not diagnosed though oh shakespeare
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bro no [ __ ] oh no [ __ ] about literature it's hamlet hell yeah
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dude this dress is literally so comfortable i feel like i could
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feel like i'm i don't know i feel like i'm ready for action i don't know why
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yo what up you scare scariest thank you photo follow thank you so much
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not enough space to write everything what were you gonna write the entirety of hamlet in chat yeah i think you might hit the character
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limit on that one my friend now i want to take a risk today and just add me on discord as a friend nope sorry
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it's not i can't do that sorry guys you must understand that i am at a level
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that if i answered every single person who said yo dm me or yo ask me yo can i talk to you
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on this can i do this then i would literally be constantly talking to people so
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you gotta understand that i can't be doing that for everyone that asks i still love y'all though
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i love all my friends all my fans yo mr khan what's good thank you for the
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follow i
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i am iron man wait that wasn't good look my voice cracked i needed water bro
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i can't do girl boys without water what's that
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you really hyped today yeah i don't know i kind of hit a wall of um being sad because like i've been sad
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because of my breakup oh yeah nails are gone by the way i [ __ ] took them off they were so annoying dude i couldn't do anything i
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couldn't function as a human so i had to take him off um but yeah i was saying earlier i kind of hit i've been like sad and messed up
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about like my last relationship for so long that i kind of just hit a wall where i was like
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i just like i don't even really have the capacity to be sad anymore you know it's like i hit my limit for being sad and
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now i'm just like forget i don't know i don't even know what's good anymore i'm just [ __ ] having fun vibing
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i don't really know how to explain it but i'm feeling good feeling hyped when you dress up like a guy you look
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really handsome when you dress up like a girl you're gorgeous hey appreciate that [Music]
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big question is can you walk in heels i did i'd go look at some of those vods like the last like two or three streams
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i did i was [ __ ] doing hella heels i was like running around in heels all day long guys look
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at my floor i scuffed my floor bro i scuffed my floor because of the heels
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i don't know if you can see right right there
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and also also wait there
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i don't know if that's going to come off we'll see but it's because i was doing spins
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just because i was doing spins in the heels and so it scuffed it
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i think one of the heels one of the boots like the the bottom is like not super high quality and i think
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that's why yeah use the helix drill exactly hey what's up kate what's up kate what's up
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easy going cute outfit today thank you i appreciate that
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i hit a car yesterday bro that sucks what do you mean you hit a car like in your car
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or you were a person and you punched a car or a car hit you as a pedestrian which
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one it's kind of up in the air church girl riley yeah exactly
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church girl but also like i don't know also like kind of a sundress vibe i don't know this dress
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has like lots of different vibes going on
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i don't really know how to classify it to be honest you should do handstands instead less damage to the floor from shoes true
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floor repair stream indeed indeed
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all right so i was thinking because we haven't done it in a while and also because um we basically are done with
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all the rewards right like i did the i did the cooking stream i did the just rabbit cosplay i did the latex i did the
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the only one i still need to do is po box but that's different you know we're still working on that for other reasons um i did the horror game stream i still
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have to do outlast but that was for the ukraine thing but for dono and sub goals i'm pretty sure we're all done if i'm
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not if i'm not wrong waiting for the blue skirt outfit i did
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one i did one you can look in the vods i have a blue skirt blue top outfit um oh no i missed the cooking stream
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don't worry we'll definitely do more cooking streams definitely do more cooking streams um
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but yeah so uh uh so yeah i was thinking today we would just chill for a little
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bit and then do some gaming because i have been having so much fun playing different games these days and i want a
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game so i was thinking of playing some fortnite no build mode thinking of playing a little lost ark thinking of
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playing something else i don't know oh yeah i do also have to go outside i have to go outside and do a video of
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myself dressed up as a girl going going grocery shopping so next time i run out of groceries i'll do that
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okay i'm not gonna lie i'm not gonna cap if i like
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let my hair out of like if i'm not wearing a beanie and i wear a mask and i wear like a puffy hoodie and stuff
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if i go into the corner stores like in new york they're called bodegas but like if you go into like the little corner
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store like a good convenience store where you can get like you know a soda and some chips and like maybe a deli sandwich or something um the dudes that
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work there like if i if i'm wearing a mask and i'm and i'm not wearing a beanie and my hair is down and i'm
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wearing like a puffy hoodie so you can't see my chest or my arms they literally all just call me baby they're like hey
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baby what can i get for you baby and i'm not gonna lie
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i just do the girl voice back i don't even cause like because like if they if they say baby and then i'm like oh let
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me get a let me get a turkey sandwich they'll be like oh and like i feel like they'll get mad at me so i'm just like hey
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yeah can i get a turkey sandwich please
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like i just i just go with it cause like honestly i get treated better i mean obviously misogyny you know
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exists outside of the bodega and like women get treated a lot worse in other scenarios but in that scenario when i'm
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ordering a sandwich i get treated way better when they think i'm a girl than if they think i'm a boy so i just go
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with it i'm like yeah yo quiet kyoko what's good thank you for
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the photo you say bye at the end when you go in a normal voice don't i i'll i'll do that at a bodega that's not the
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one that's close to me the one that's close to me they know me now and they straight up just think i'm a girl and
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like i'm not gonna correct them because they just treat me better dude i get discounts like my like i swear to god
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like my turkey sandwich cost three dollars and fifty cents it costs four dollars and fifty cents for the boys dude i swear
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i swear they did like i'll go up there with like like a beer like a sandwich some chips and some candy and like
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normally they're like looking at like for normally that would cost out like eight or nine dollars they're like five
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dollars for you baby i'm like thank you it's opie
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yo midnight i like rewards oops that was very quiet sorry let me turn that tts up yo
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superman knocks thank you so much holy [ __ ] thank you thank you thank you that is so
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sweet of you 22 bucks that is a lot of money thank you so much mwah yes please if anyone has a good idea for reward
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give me it i mean we can do we can we could go we could go all in and do like girl week you know for a thousand i feel
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like girl week maybe make sense or we could do like a cosplay or we could do
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i don't even know bro yo crj yeah thank you for the five subs
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thank you thank you thank you mwah i appreciate you that is so nice yo alanol it's lamale captain nipple all y'all
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just got a sub let's go yo cam's cream cheese i am new to the stream in a noob hell yeah what's good
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welcome welcome welcome it's great to have you i've gotten random discounts before yeah
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dude you actually get discounts i thought that was a myth that girls get discounts
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no literally literally i do like i mean also like new york is like a special i
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don't know like the the bodegas in new york city the corner stores that's what a bodega is if you guys aren't from new
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york um the corner stores they're kind of like an interesting thing where it's like
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i've only really ever experienced this in like other countries like when i traveled in mexico and stuff where like
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you can like haggle with them like where i'm from in california like not like you buy a sandwich it's
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it's what it costs like you gotta pay what it cost but but here like you go to the deli and you can be like come on i
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only got three dollars come on and they're like all right fine and then they'll give it to you if you you know
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if you work them well if you're a good haggler but me at this point they literally just think i'm a cute girl and so they're
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just like a few babies for four dollars and it's like it's whatever i was buying was normally like seven dollars i'm like
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ah thank you yo thank you for the follow my friend i appreciate you you just moved recently
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anything that needs repaired like a repair door okay well the one thing that needs repaired is
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the [ __ ] gashes that i put in the wall up there or in the ceiling rather
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i put some [ __ ] big old gashes in the ceiling because i was trying to um i was trying to mount uh
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what do you call it a projector are you trans now no
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oh that's funny how about now are you trans now
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okay wait how about now okay wait how about now
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you travel as a girl no it's just that my hair is long and then if i'm wearing a mask um
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then uh then people just think i'm a girl like if my hair is long and if i'm wearing a mask and a hoodie that like
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hides my chest and my notes literally they just think i'm a girl unless i unl unless i talk first but if they if they
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if like if i don't talk and they see me and they're just like hey baby and then it's like then i'll just then if they
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think i'm a girl i'll just respond in my girl voice because i get treated better and i get discounts so why not
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let me take some notes dress more femme yeah dude honestly okay obviously of course like
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misogyny is a real thing and you will get discriminate discriminated against if you appear feminine in most
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situations but there are certain situations where you get benefits and at the corner store delhi is one of them
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yo superman knox thank you so much yo granted tanya in chat what's good
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um thank you so much for the gifted self degradation i appreciate that let's go thank you
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minox
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prediction ruled right now let me transfer them to the stream i have to sleep now since i have to
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travel tomorrow goodbye everyone i'll watch the stream later love you bye catch a lot all right great to have you have a good night
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thank you so much for chilling i would do it at walmart yeah see that's the thing i don't think walmart will give you a discount i think the price that
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you get at walmart is the price you gotta pay but if you go somewhere where you can haggle you know where it's like
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they deal in cash because like at the delis they don't like you to pay in card i assume because they're straight up evading taxes with cash but if you go
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somewhere where they're dealing in cash and it's kind of like a haggle situation dude if you look like a cute girl you
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will get [ __ ] mega discounts
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yeah i don't think you can really haggle at walmart be like come on i only got two quarters
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come on they're like no excuse me sir it's company policy
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yo stifey what's good thank you for the follow thank you so much are you into politics
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uh i mean depends i don't really like debating politics
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but i'm interested in like the geopolitical situation of the world like i like
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talking about it i don't like debating it with people because i'm right and you're wrong that's why
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yo utopia thank you for 100 boots thank you so much
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that's why i don't like debating it because i know i'm right
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i didn't want to tell you not that i haven't seen if you've seen people trying haggle at walmart yeah i feel like that's a place where people would
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actually try and haggle obviously unsuccessfully yo dex carter thank you for the thousand
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bits holy [ __ ] let's go hi thank you thank you thank you mwah i
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appreciate that that's very nice of you wait can y'all hear the music i feel like you can't even y'all can't even hear the music
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yo sammy boyle thank you for the fellow thank you so much
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can you hear the music i don't even know i can't even tell yo qt dxm thank you photo follow damn we
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got hella follows you you can haggle if you run out the door fast enough
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true the original haggle the the wordless haggle
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i'm dead erin i was just wondering what your parents think about fanboy stuff definitely want to get more into it but
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they really don't get it and make a bigger deal than it needs to be ugh you know what i'm sorry i am facts that
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sucks fortunately for me my parents are on the range of don't care too
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supportive so luckily for me that's nice yo just game thank you for the follow up yeah the five finger discount exactly um
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the five finger yeah the five finger haggle yo moogie wow welcome back for the [ __ ] four months thank you so
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much hell's yes dude hells yes welcome back oh we got a fit check in the house i'll
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finish saying what i was saying i am facts let me just do a fit check real quick
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yo zoe thank you for the sub thank you so much
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thank you thank you i appreciate that welcome to the stream
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hey i know this this dress spins so nicely i love it i love it
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yo whoever just followed thank you follow thank you so much okay
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chairpost time
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finale a gold smile yo thank you so much finally a goal yes thank you daz d i
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appreciate you i really appreciate that thank you so much
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thank you for the 100 bits thank you so much you guys thank you dasty thank you kashi roth i love y'all
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thank you so much i appreciate it
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[Music] yo ojama delta hurricane thank you for the follow thank you guys all so much i
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really appreciate all the support it's so great to have you guys mwah i really really mean so much to me to
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have you guys here just hanging out with me and supporting supporting the community the squadron i love y'all
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i love the the space that we have created here it's [ __ ] awesome
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um what was i gonna say yo dex carter thank you for the gifted sub i appreciate that
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mwah thank you so much oh my god and jay foresty thank you for the five holy [ __ ]
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let's [ __ ] go dude what the [ __ ] yo oh my god thank you thank you thank
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you oh my god midnight had the one up with the six what the [ __ ] is happening holy [ __ ] how glad did
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they even follow yo holy [ __ ] total acidity walking dude mega warrior viva cold madness oh y'all
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just got us up what the [ __ ] and meg yo you just paid it forward just gifted another sub to dj holy [ __ ] what is
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happening what the [ __ ] yo you guys
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thank you so much holy [ __ ] dude what the [ __ ] wow
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i love you guys holy [ __ ] medji minox jay forstey dex carter thank you guys
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all for the subs especially mid-knocks and forcing for the five bombs you're so so sweet thank you so much wow
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oh god i can't i can't i can't even handle you guys you're too nice to me like i don't know
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i don't know oh god i feel like i don't deserve it but i love you guys so much thank you so
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much seriously it just warms my little heart my little heart it just warms my little
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heart god damn yo kashi again thank you for 100 bits holy [ __ ]
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what is happening what is [ __ ] happening
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yo what the [ __ ]
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what the hell dude thank you so much waffle another five what the [ __ ] you guys
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guys i'm getting emotional now you stop stop it stop it i'm getting emotional
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i'm getting emotional swap but seriously thank you so much waffle that is really nice of you bat blake das cole rickening
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all y'all just got to sub hell yes thank you so much i really appreciate it i really really
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do i love it i love the support and the love makes me warm with my little heart
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can i ask you what made you start doing this again not being rude honestly i found a nap video of nat doing it on
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omegle and i was like i could probably do that that looks fun yo crj also thank you i am thanks for the gift thank you
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for the gifted sub to i am fax i appreciate you so much mwah thank you hydration cheers
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should we do skateboarding in a skirt as a goal i'd be down i'd be down go to the skate park in a
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skirt make a little video about it that would be a fun goal all right it's between that and and girl
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week where i'll like prove that i'm dressed as a girl every day for a week which one do you guys want
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um british voice is good thank you i appreciate it thank you i appreciate it no that was
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that was like a that was like a mix of australian british
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oh damn that was a good british accent let's go it's getting better i guess it's getting better a little bit a little bit better day by
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day isn't it it is quite right blimey bollocks
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um uh tea and crumpets
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it's like british words where are they someone tell me a british word
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that'd be great for youtube channel yeah i mean maybe i should do both i should probably just do both of those
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things because we could both be good content
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tinder live stream isn't that like against tos now i would literally do a tinder live stream if it wasn't if it
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wasn't against tos because tinder is really funny but i think i think it is though
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have a great time everyone ryan bye all right acid have a good one go do something in the
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backyard oh yeah we could also do like gymnastics stream in the backyard like tumbling but maybe we should wait till it gets a
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little bit uh a little bit warmer tos stands for terms of service it's like against against twitch terms of service
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like it's against the rules i'm pretty sure girl week is net out but skatepark um
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has better potential for youtube video material yeah i think that's why i should do the skatepark one anyway maybe maybe we should make this one girl
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week and i'll just do the skatepark one anyway because it would be good content
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i know some people have came across as a bit touchy in this comments oh yes i'm oh sorry i don't know you're always talking about yo really nice idea yo
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okay why is my ttso quiet i'm sorry i don't know like obs is turned up all the way i'll figure out later but either way
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thank you so much for the twelve dollars that's really sweet of you mwah thank you so much
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all right i suppose we can do a pull i suppose we could do a pull why don't we do a pull pulls are always
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fun or maybe is there any mod that could make a pull for me actually i'll make it because i want to
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put custom stuff i'll make it i'll make it i'll make it
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how's the grass in the yard for tumbling it's fake grass i would probably have to get a tumbling mat but that would be
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sick i would want to get a tumbling mat anyway but yeah it's not super big space hopefully there's enough room for
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tumbling that but if there is i could do like a backhand springs [ __ ] maybe even learn how to do a standing
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back flip if i've always wanted to learn how to do that tumbling is like gymnastics but you're on the ground it's
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like dive rolls and like cartwheels and backhand springs it's like it's like
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gymnastics but you don't like jump in the air and do crazy flips if you know what i'm saying yo jinjo was taken thank
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you for the follow up thank you so much
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hey hey make sure you don't hurt yourself yeah that that's uh definitely
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honestly low on my list of priorities and i'm just kidding okay uh wait not a goal
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we gotta do a poll not a goal a pole new pole
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rewards um skirt
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skate park
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girl weak yo crg
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thank you so much that is so nice of you thank you oh yeah a gulp it is a gold pole you're right
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it is a gold pole thank you thank you thank you i really appreciate that that is really really nice of you mwah wow
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that is a good amount of money i really appreciate the support that's very very sweet thank you so much
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funny number oh it is the funny number he
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going check it out guys look guys guys it's this it's the sex number
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oh my god don't nobody tell my mom
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nice does anyone see a little piggy dancing every time he says a or is it just me what does that mean
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you got me a little picky
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all right as much as i like the idea of grow week and fisher made a lot of that i i think that active events like gymnastics skateboarding snowboarding is more your speed also those activities
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work well for a video trophy okay wait we're gonna do a poll uh right now i have girl at skatepark girl week is
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there any other ideas for a donor goal should i that i should put on the poll oh my god it's the funny number
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i'm dead they're hey that's funny lunchy munchies that's funny that you said it because it's right there
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oh that timing was perfect anyone would think i could do baths your makeup looks so good today thank
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you once say i appreciate that it's not through sex no more
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oh yeah gymnastics gymnastics
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okay boom everybody vote in the poll go
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go go go go go everybody vote everybody vote everybody vote
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pretty sure 68 is sexier interesting take spicy take that
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that would be like i'm trying to figure out what body position a number eight would be and i
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can't figure it out do you ever add contouring or eyeshadow i don't i don't know how to do either of
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those things maybe i should maybe that could be a fun stream i buy contour and eyeshadow and i try it for the first
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time and totally [ __ ] up that would be funny because i cannot do either of those
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things every time i try to eyeshadow i look so weird and every time i look i try to do contour it literally looks
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like i just got some dirt and threw it on my face like that's what it looks like dude i
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don't know how people contour i don't know how that [ __ ] works i've watched videos about it but
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yeah i'm not i suppose yo bean machine thank you so much mwah
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thank you thank you thank you hey hey
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how's the pole looking how's the pole oh ooh seems gymnastic stream is is the lower
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decision it's girl week is ahead a girl at a skate park is possibly
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possibly second place everybody vote everybody vote everyone who's watching vote in the poll
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i mean if you want to you don't really have to i suppose if you care
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hey hey yo okay guys i don't know if i'm
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just if it's because i'm just absolutely a god or it's because with the new mode with no building there's like 8 million
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12 year olds playing fortnight now and i think that's what it is not even 12 like 8 or 9 year olds like these children
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sometimes i get in the in the squad with them and they're like and i'm like dude like actually you've got to go to bed
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soon it's like 7 30. um but uh i don't know what it is but i'm
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absolutely cracked dude i've played like six games and i won every single one and i got like 10 kills a pop every game i
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don't know what it is i think they're just like maybe they're just they're just because my account i haven't played in
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so long so they're just putting me with like new players or something i'm not really sure but we'll we'll check it out
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we'll check it out in a little bit and see if i'm still cracked
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i love fortnite now it's almost caught i know dude i love fortnite without building it's so much fun to use build controls no that's the thing i'm playing
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without building it's perfect it's perfect dude i absolutely love fortnite without fortnite without building might
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be my favorite battle royale of all time it's so much fun
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we're not like casually destroying the hopes and dreams of children i know dude dude yesterday it was so funny i had these two 10 year olds in my
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in my game and they were like at first they were like kind of talking [ __ ] they were like
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because like i entered and then i immediately was like hello children i will carry you just do what i say and we
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will win and they were like yeah right like you're probably not even good like you probably suck and then
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like we dropped and i immediately got like four or five kills and they were like oh where where should we go next do
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you think right rynali where should we go i was like oh oh now you want to take orders from me now that i'm a beast now
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that i'm [ __ ] getting kills but no from then on it was sick i was like the squad leader and they literally
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did everything i said yo crj thank you for the 26 dollars and 80
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says that's so nice of you mwah thank you so much oh boom a clean 100 i love
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that you do that crj i love that you have the the tendency to make that a nice number because it makes me very
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happy thank you so much though i really appreciate that
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and there's no build i would be in that was my only yeah dude there is a no build mode it's literally so much fun
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it's so much better than old fortnite it's [ __ ] fire yeah it's like it's basically like war
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zone ap it's like all the other battle royals now but it just has fortnight gun play and personally i love the fortnite
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guns like i don't know why i just love i just love like the ars and stuff and
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the pump dude the pump in the fortnight the pump shotgun feels so [ __ ] good i don't know what it is i just love it
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just it just feels good to play with all right looks like girl week it is
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girl week it is and don't worry we'll do skatepark one two either for another reward or just for a video we'll see if
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i see if i have time i can't ocd gang exactly
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because i'm playing fortnite again yeah dude y'all should play with me if anyone wants to play i'm going to play in like an hour or something
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leave building minecraft keep it out of fortnite exactly bro we don't need building in a battle royale dude i don't
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need someone to just build the leaning tower of pisa over my [ __ ] face in like a 0.1 seconds dude i don't need
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that i just want to shoot him i just want to shoot stuff that's it that's why i play fortnite i wasn't i'm not trying
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to be an architect bro trying to be a shooter a soldier oh yes stream elements
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stream elements sorry chat get ready to get ready to disappear on stream chat
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because i'm gonna redo the overlay read the overlay alright guys girl week
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boom people have been asking for like a girl week or girl month for a while so i'm glad we're finally doing it for the
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squad
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i need kids in my battle oil yeah dude so that i can destroy them
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fortnite did not start a battle oil started zombie survival true i didn't know that but no one plays that
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it's trash holy [ __ ] nice numbers oh god that was double because i had the
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stream elements yo in the knocks what the hell thank you so much that is a lot of money
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wow thank you so much holy [ __ ] damn but
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you completely ruined the nice number but i really appreciate it thank you so much
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that was very sweet of you
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oh yeah it's a decent number actually it's not it's not yeah it's not the worst number in the world it's a bit of a palindrome that's true that's true
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it's not horrible architecture and fortnite is as realistic as minecraft physics yeah
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it's true you can build like infinite bridges and [ __ ]
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the most fun i ever had in a br even though even though i uh
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even though i love even though i love the new 49er build mode and it might be my favorite so far
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the most fun i've ever had in a battle royale was when pub g first came out when player unknowns battlegrounds first
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came out and it made it basically took h1z1 the the mode of h1z1 and it turned it in
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and it just improved on literally everything about it and made it into actually a good game that was so much
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fun and it was also i straight up got like ptsd from that [ __ ] dude i played that so much that like i would in my in
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my mind in my like in my dreams when i would go to sleep i'd be straight up
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playing pub g but it's not like i'd be like on the computer it's like i was there bro i was in the [ __ ] arena
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like dropping out of a plane and like [ __ ] looting [ __ ] and getting shot and like killing people like dude i
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would wake up and i would be the opposite of rested it would be literally true it was like traumatic dude i had to stop playing pub g because of my dreams
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i kept having war dreams dude i literally was just in a war every night i was just fighting a war in my ted what
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the [ __ ]
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what the [ __ ]
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yo what
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oh [ __ ] what dude oh my god oh my [ __ ] god
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bro bro bro thank you so much dude what the [ __ ]
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oh my god i can't oh my god dude
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dude thank you what i can't believe
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oh my god dude did you just not do the math correctly were you trying to hit the thousand and
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you just didn't do the math either way thank you so much anon
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anonymous i love you you're such a sweetheart thank you so much
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holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
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oh my god thank you so much holy [ __ ] dude what
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the [ __ ]
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what
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holy [ __ ] dude thank you so much dude oh my god
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what the hell dude what the [ __ ] thank you so much i'm actually wow
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holy [ __ ] i can't i know i have no words to express how grateful i am for that thank you so much anonymous you are
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actually so sweet mwah holy heart thank you for the follow huh
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oh my god you look freaking great in that dress
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thank you gila i appreciate that oh my god dude thank you thank you thank you i am just oh my god i got no my
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brain is gone and i'm gone and you melted me [ __ ] dude thank you so much
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i really appreciate that wow [ __ ] all right there it is i was
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expecting i was expecting a few days to be able to prepare like i thought maybe we would
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hit that on like sunday and so i could do girl week like next week [ __ ] all right i guess it's girl week
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time [ __ ] yo oh my god dude holy [ __ ] thank you so
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much i mean prepare i just feel like prepare mentally you know what i mean like
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oh my god dude may i say i didn't like your last video that much because you're kind of mean to
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a guy bro everyone oh my god okay i need to address this people who watch people if
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you ever see me like quote unquote be mean to someone in a video it is the
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most lighthearted joking of all time and they like absolutely are fine with it like
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you don't understand the vibes of everyone i talk to it's like we're friends and like i tell them i'm
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recording and they're like oh hell yeah like are you talking about the dude who i told you had a noodle arm because if
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you are that was the most joking [ __ ] of all time bro like
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dude that guy loved me you gotta chill you people need to understand that every
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all the banter bro if you be kind of mad that's your problem dude if you like
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that's what i'm saying is like everyone who in in uh who i joke with on omegle
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it's like that's just that's all in good fun that's just good banter like they love it
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okay new donut goal let's do a new donut called [ __ ] it
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all righty there we go hit immediately
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uh i suppose we should do skate skirt at the skatepark
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boom um and then i suppose i mean that one got hit immediately so
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like let's make the next one two thousand i guess like i suppose
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uh um
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boom you know what practicing my girl voice pretty hard law preserving persevering
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i'll get it hell yeah dude hell yeah you got this no for real it's like a muscle like you gotta you gotta practice your
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girl voice just like you're working out you know what i mean it's like every day you do it it gets a little easier and
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also just like a muscle the first time you do it it will be really hard
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and it's not going to sound good so it's just like going to the gym you just got to keep at it and it'll get better and
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better i promise
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you so cute girl boy thank you michael i appreciate you i appreciate you
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no yeah sorry fog blade i didn't mean to call you out in particular i just i just have seen like on previous videos like
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comments are like oh you were like you were mean to that person and it's like man like come on you gotta you gotta
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trust me that i'm not gonna like straight up just be mean to someone and skip them like you know like of course of course i make i make a
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very deliberate uh intention or i i what i don't know
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how to talk anymore i make i'm very deliberate about adding clips yo i'm a little amira
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thank you for the follow i am very deliberate about adding clips where like they only
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were nice except for except for that one actually camel stamps that's the only clip that i've put in in like
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almost all my videos where the girl said i'm homophobic and the only reason i put that in was so i could call her out and make fun of her
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but um but yeah i make a very i i'm very deliberate about putting in clips that
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are only like nice and fun people
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your videos together without hilarious thank you i appreciate that yo so39 what's good yeah bruh just not a big jim
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fan hey for sure all good all good that edit there was good yeah dude i
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know she said that and it was so out of nowhere dude it was like i thought they were having fun and then she said that i
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was like oh you suck dude you suck so i had to make fun of you [Music]
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any tips for starting twitch with like no equipment except a phone uh if you go on if you go on youtube this dude harris
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heller his he has a channel called alpha gaming he's like hella good youtube videos about like starting a new channel
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and he actually has one about using your phone as a webcam so i've never done it actually i did do it i did do it when i
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did my cooking stream um so yeah i think you can do it i mean i'm sure you'll you'll pretty quickly need like better
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uh better microphone [ __ ] like that she wasn't joking actually being machine
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after after that she started being really mean yeah she wasn't joking unfortunately which is
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why i had to make fun of her also it's like that's a dumb joke even
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if it was a joke but it wasn't she started being mean
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get a cheap condenser microphone that connects your camera phone quality goes up real quick hey there you go listen to jen's
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by the way when we post your next video on youtube i don't know bro i haven't got no schedule my shit's my my life is
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so freaking busy bruh
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hey
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i always laugh when english speaking people mangle my name oh is it jens or something sorry
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even if you were joking stealing my stuff yeah i mean it's like don't joke about that yo what the hell
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what the hell oh my god crj thank you guys
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that is so sweet of you also thank you for the nice number one two three four five i see you don't
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think i missed that wow wow thank you so much cj you are so sweet that is so nice
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thank you thank you thank you that is really generous that is a lot of money thank you so much
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thank you so much all right cute dance cute dance
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seriously y'all yeah dude i'm gonna fix tts i'm not sure what's good with tts it's so quiet
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um i'll have to mess with my audio after the stream and fix that um sorry about
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that but cute dance time cute dance poem turn up the music for an advanced
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dude every time i go for a dance the music stops being boppy why stop
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oh
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oh
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yo lord below thank you for the fellow
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yo you guys i just rewatched the adventure time specials on hbo holy [ __ ]
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that's some of the best [ __ ] i've ever seen no nice numbers allowed no
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no thank you coda goth though thank you claudio i appreciate you
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however you are a damn menace you're a menace
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even the cheap ones from wisher aliexpress turn that down
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even the cheap ones from wish or aliexpress will be improvement over the fun mic as long as you stay away from the apps the cheapest ones there you go there you go
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you're the reason we can't have nice things exactly
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bro i bought some girly stuff on wish to prank people on amazon like you later hell yeah dude hell yeah let's go that's
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how it starts baby yo you're in belgium
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thank you so much dude thank you for the 50 bucks oh i'm sorry the tts isn't working i'm sorry but thank you so much
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i really appreciate that that is so nice of you that is so nice to your belgium i really appreciate you oh my god you guys
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are so sweet to me that is a lot of money thank you so much mwah thank you thank you thank you
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i know why is it so freaking quiet oh i guess i can wait i can edit that can't i
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cancel i um settings
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settings tts settings there we go
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okay i turned it up hopefully it's not too loud yo
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exo954 thank you for the photo thank you so much mwah
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thank you thank you thank you i appreciate y'all i appreciate y'all very very much
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let me open my activity feed so i can see what's good
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yes thank you belgium i really appreciate the 50 bucks that is so nice of you hey bro you do me a favor when i get
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points for you dance do this dance i don't know whose is this bro you keep talking about this but i don't know who that is
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funny number failed rest in peace rest in peace finding number moment of silence for funny number
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what's your favorite palindrome i like race car if you if race car oh wait also the sickest one
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if you remove all the spaces or the longest one i know that i know is
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a man a plan a canal a panama that's a palindrome apparently i have
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never actually checked it to make sure but my dad said my sister told me it was
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it's a believer a man a plan a canal a panama try it i'm
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pretty sure it is satan oscillate my metallic sonatas i'm dead
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somehow that sounds raunchy i don't know why i don't know why that sounds dirty to me
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hey satan oscillate my metallic sonatas boy
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sounds like it's fancy sounds like some fancy raunchiness bodybuilder that died in 2011 inspired
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many of me as well it's his birthday in an hour hell yeah how's your
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happy birthday's is who thinks six six six five in six nine that's some that's some blasphemy right
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there some devil speak [Music]
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yo waffle thank you for the 22 that is super nice of you thank you so
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much ow wow and thank you for making it a nice number again wow i really appreciate you for both
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for both the donation and for making it so i don't have to stare at that horrible number thank you so much though
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that is that is a lot of money thank you mwah i really appreciate that that's very sweet
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y'all are too nice to meet god damn
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how do you shave your beard make it look hairless the thing about me which
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adds to my ability to do this is that i have like no hair anywhere it's like i i had alopecia when
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i was a kid so all the hair in my whole body fell out and it they thought it even my eyelashes
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dude even my eyelashes and if you don't know eyelashes are very important they keep [ __ ] out of your eyes so [ __ ]
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that it was horrible yo barnacle thank you for the follow but during this time when i had alopecia and all my hair fall out my eyelashes fell out and [ __ ] would
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just constantly get in my eyes it was horrible but um it was like one of the worst times in my
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life because i was like 10 or 11 and i was like you know just starting to like like girls and like girls were just
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starting to like boys and i literally just went completely bald in my whole body it was really horrible
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um it was one of the worst experiences ever but it came back and they said it wouldn't
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they were like yeah your hair is probably never ever ever ever gonna come back i was like that [ __ ] sucks but then after like a year or two it
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literally just came back and i was like the [ __ ] uh what's good it was funny my my mom we
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had this ritual where my mom would shave my head every day and uh
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because like if she if she didn't shave it i would start to look very sickly like i looked like i had
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leukemia if she didn't shave it so she just shaved it and then uh yo crj oh my god well that's
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a nice number thank you so much for the 22. that is so nice of you mwah thank you thank you thank you i really
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appreciate that that is super sweet for both the both the support and wow look
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at that wonderful thank you so much mwah um i really appreciate you crj that is
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very very generous um but yeah my mom would shave my head every day and then it was just funny
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because one day she was like okay ryan i've been yo mikey magic
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take my gbp you wonderful creation thank you so much that is so nice of you
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mwah you're a wonderful creation oh you're making me blush thank you so much that is very sweet of you
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um that is so nice what was i saying oh yeah one day my mom was like ryan i
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didn't want to tell you but like i've been shaving like a lot more hair off your head than i normally do these days
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and i was like what and she was like yeah like the hair on your head it's like coming back and i was like holy [ __ ] bet like and then we just let it grow
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back and now my hair and my head grow back but what i was left with was actually kind of sick was that like i
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mean for this at least my arms my legs the whole rest of my body i have giant patches where i just
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have no hair it never came back so shaving my legs and [ __ ] is super [ __ ] easy because i have huge patches
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of just zero hair follicles i know and now i have and luckily all the hair on my head came back which is like
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wow look at that god wanted me god wanted me to be a
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fanboy apparently when he gave me alopecia he was like yeah you you won't be happy about this down the road my
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friend don't worry about it i was i was like man kill okay i guess so kind of sucks dick right now but i guess
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so
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try to do it myself but it seems safe seems the transfer from my other account my day-to-day one with the card guys haven't gone through it true oh good all
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good yes my long hair my long hair
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oh wow oh wow i'm about to say something very controversial yo crj thank you so much
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for the eight dollars that is so nice of you thank you thank you thank you mwah that is really really nice
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wait is it oh there we go wow oh my god i was like is that even gonna make a nice number like how could that it did
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make a nice number thank you wow um okay wait i'm about to say something
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extremely controversial hey guys did you know that in terms of water pokemon vaporeon is the most cool
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personally i disagree i love vaporeon but for me nothing can beat uh
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what what's her name i forgot her name [ __ ] what's the what's the turtle like one
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the the blue one lot lottie no it's not ladies [ __ ] what's their name uh
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uh la lapras lapras that's my favorite water pokemon lapras is sick
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not lada yes ladies is dope also though we got a cute dance
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the ossification of alopecia exactly
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cute a dance time yeah i love lapras slappers is dope
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all right dancey time fancy time dancing time
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wow
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i know it spins so well it's so flowy
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hey i'm from brazil what's up ryufr how you doing great to have you my friend
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you know what i've been a good boy recently i've done my chores
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i've done my homework i'm doing doing a stream
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i think i think it might be time for a little a little drink what do you guys think what do you guys think about that
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yo dad's d thank you for that oh my god team integer
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thank you so much boom holy [ __ ] i was wondering what it was gonna go through thank you dude that
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is really sweet that was really sweet of you thank you dusty for the 15 bucks thank you so much
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thank you thank you thank you what's your favorite season why hmm definitely not winter [ __ ] hate
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winter dude this [ __ ] sucks i mean i don't hate winter because i love snowboarding but i do love
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um but i do just i can't handle the cold i'm from california i'm on the east coast right now and i'm [ __ ] dying i need it i
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need winter to be over um so it depends on where i am if i'm in
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california my favorite season is probably spring or fall one of those two if i'm on the east coast
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it's probably fall i like fall autumn is nice actually spring is really nice too ah spring and
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autumn i like fall and spring a lot i like both of them like the changes you know what i mean yo boom
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crazy 74 what's good thank you photo holy [ __ ] crj also thank you for the
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gift of the fog blade that was very nice of you i have a little beer kind of sound drug already bro that's just me
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that's just my vibes everyone always thinks everyone literally like people who don't really
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know me they always think i'm like on drugs i just i guess i just have that vibe
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even when i'm stone cold sober they're just like what's up what's up with that what's up with that that one they're little
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they're little i'm like yeah this is my vibe i don't know i don't know
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you're my fave youtuber yo hell yeah that's so awesome death haters death to all the haters yes agreed
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every hi i have smoked weed before spring and la's the best fall is too hot
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yeah i agree i agree spring i mean yeah but the thing is in california if you're right next to
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the to the coast uh it honestly doesn't matter what season it is if you're right near the coast it never gets too cold
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never gets too warm it's [ __ ] perfect [Music] music's a little loud isn't it
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you don't appear to be on drugs junk that's good yeah it's not it's not like like if you know me and you know that this is just
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my personality then people people don't then people don't think that but like if people have first met me and like they
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don't know have adhd and like they don't really know my personality they're always just like is that kid like on
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some [ __ ] like what's good because i just i just if i haven't if i don't like
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religiously take my adhd meds which i don't because they just make me feel kind of like a zombie and like unemotional um
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then i'm just like a [ __ ] spaz and i just can't control myself and i just freak out but like not in like a scary
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way i just kind of like go crazy bounce off the walls you know what i mean um so yeah people just think i'm like on
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something when they first meet me but i'm like nah it's just adhd baby yeah it's just adhd exactly
1:13:51
my friend always says he produces othc i'm dead that's hilarious i mean cannabinoids aren't like cannabinoids
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are like in our body already right like this [ __ ] that's in weed pretty sure
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pretty sure the stuff that's like in weed is uh oh [ __ ] i forgot it
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hold on one sec i got one more thing to buzz in my pits
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okay we're back
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yo mikey that being said gotta go take it easy yo
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thank you so much i appreciate you also i hate you but i appreciate you mwah thank you so much dude thank you mikey
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magic i appreciate that that is very very nice of you rose on a different level of comedy oh darla thank you dude
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i appreciate that yo but also kodawari with the two with the [ __ ] two months i didn't see that thank you dude
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welcome back welcome back for two months that is so nice of you hell yes thank you so much
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kodawari i hate you wow what a nice thank you
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yeah no no i don't hate you of course not thank you so much for the support
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i appreciate you very very much monkey magic you're a legend a gentleman and a scholar
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where's that from dude i disagree i live in denmark even though it's the 50th north
1:16:03
latitude i think it gets too damn hot in this in the summer true hey well there you go some people are just cold weather
1:16:10
creatures i suppose summer in winter when you have allergies yeah i do i do not like allergies i have
1:16:16
bad pollen allergies and they get i get destroyed at certain times in winter in
1:16:22
california i get destroyed yo same amount again
1:16:29
super minox thank you so much what you're a sweetheart okay i'm trying to do the math of what that's gonna be
1:16:35
thank you thank you thank you wow i really appreciate that mwah that is so nice of you thanks minox you're a
1:16:41
damn sweetheart it has to be said that you literally
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bouncing off the walls is cute though oh thanks yeah i mean i feel like i feel like most
1:16:53
people most people warm up to me after they meet me they're like oh you're just crazy i love that
1:17:00
some people can't handle it and they're and i'm too crazy for them that's okay i respect that
1:17:06
but i feel like yeah most people after they have the initial like what is going on with you are you on drugs they're
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like oh no you're just crazy and quirky and like funny and i like you so i'd be like
1:17:17
after a second but some people are like i don't you're too much for me and i'm like okay sorry
1:17:22
that's the way it goes hello cold weather creature here i have a cold weather creature there yeah
1:17:29
we got a lot of cold weather creatures i feel like i'm one of the warmest people here like in our community
1:17:35
i get cold so easily do i do we have any other lizard people i'm such a lizard person i like to bathe
1:17:41
in the sun and just like and just [ __ ] lie there on like a rock on like a hot dry rock and just sit
1:17:48
in the sun i love that do i have any other desert people with
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me any other desert dwellers winter is the best season of all time
1:18:00
can't say i agree with you i do love snowboarding though but i hate existing in the snow for a very long
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time so yeah i'm quick and silly not like the other girls
1:18:14
oh that's funny you're just the right crazy for us hell
1:18:20
yes perfect can you say something in french quasal
1:18:26
that's all i got wee-wee bonjour
1:18:33
i can say things in a french accent what are your desires desire
1:18:41
because i'm from cali yeah that's definitely what it is i'm a desert i'm a desert creature what can i say
1:18:49
minox the dessert is too hot well yeah if you're eating lava cakes but if you're eating ice cream then the dessert
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is not too hot
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i like gwen is not hot as [ __ ] but warm truth yeah i like warm the worm is nice
1:19:12
three girl boys i once hid on the tunnels in the desert that's fair i suppose
1:19:18
mexican live in chicago so i understand yes dude thank you i lived in mexico for two years by the
1:19:24
way bean machine cold is easier to handle can just put on more clothes it's like it's like yeah
1:19:30
but what about your nose then also i don't want to be wearing a coat inside that sucks
1:19:35
but then i have to if i don't want to do that i have to spend like eight million [ __ ] dollars on heating okay one sec
1:19:40
i got a chair pose and a skirt spin
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holy [ __ ] thank you so much you're such a sweetheart thank you thank
1:20:21
you thank you mwah that is so nice of you wow you are so generous drj you spoil the [ __ ] out of me seriously thank
1:20:29
you so much your nuts are hanging out yeah these nuts
1:20:34
maybe not yeah right boy i got my safety boxers you can't scare me oh wait we got a
1:20:40
skirt spin and a cute dance one second me
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this is
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camera why'd you do that
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all right my mic below
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sorry about that i followed and i can't get up
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exactly bro those commercials are so funny the
1:22:21
two commercials the two commercials that might be the funniest commercials of all time
1:22:27
are the ladies that follow the old people they fall over and they're like help
1:22:33
help help i've fallen and i can't get up just like the most monotone [ __ ] of all
1:22:39
time and that was funny the other one that's the funniest one of all time is
1:22:45
the old people that just open uh a window and they go it's my money and i need it
1:22:52
now did they just yell it out of the window like what
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yo darn belgium thank you so much thank you thank you thank you mwah
1:23:04
i appreciate that thank you thank you that is so nice of you wow i really appreciate that
1:23:12
oh you ruined our number though either way thank you so much though i really appreciate the support
1:23:20
you dropped something on the floor what did i drop you [ __ ] i didn't drop [ __ ]
1:23:29
you baited me you debated me
1:23:41
did you get a new arm for that yeah i just i just didn't tighten it enough because i'm stupid because i'm stupid so i didn't tighten
1:23:48
it i'm like the least you guys gotta understand i'm literally the least
1:23:54
handy person of all time like i will break anything i try and repair
1:23:59
if i try and mount a picture you already know i'm [ __ ] gouging a three foot hole in the wall like i tried to hang
1:24:05
them projector up there and now there's like a massive gash in the ceiling like don't trust me with tools don't
1:24:12
trust me with with the hardware i will set it up poorly and it will [ __ ] break
1:24:21
this honestly though if i'm being real this arm is so much better it's so good i just i just didn't tighten it enough
1:24:26
this arm is really really nice i really like it
1:24:40
yo any information when someone spills all over yeah though that one's so good i know they're like cooking eggs and then
1:24:46
all of a sudden they're like and they just like throw their eggs on the wall and they're like when they look at the camera they're like
1:24:53
what the [ __ ] [Laughter] oh [ __ ] we got a huge girl voice okay i
1:25:00
don't think i don't think i can do this whole thing but we'll try
1:25:06
oh [ __ ] yeah it's the it's the lord of the rings monologue let's go okay i'm gonna see if i can do the whole
1:25:11
thing i got some water first real quick
1:25:21
three rings for the elven kings under the sky seven for the dwarf lords and their hearts of stone
1:25:27
nine for mortal men doomed to die one for the dark lord on his dark throne
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one ring to rule them and one ring to find them one ring to bring them all and in the
1:25:39
darkness bind them in the land of mordor where the shadows lie
1:25:45
there you go probably cracked a little bit at the end it's hard to hold it for a long time i also if it's a shorter one
1:25:53
then i can do it a lot better because i just like really force it for a short amount of time if it's gonna be a long
1:25:59
one i have to like do a slightly less good version of it so i can do it for a long time
1:26:04
yo tip one oh can i have a woo shirt for one dollar you can have a u it will
1:26:11
there you go there you go [Music] seems that being scrapped is
1:26:17
characteristic fanboy trait yes indeed indeed it is
1:26:29
303 nice that's a good one that's a pretty good number i like that i've been skating so long cause the winter forgot
1:26:36
how to ride dude me too i haven't skated so long i mean i skate a little bit to get around but like i haven't been to the skatepark i also haven't played
1:26:42
basketball in so long i literally just haven't gone outside like four months i need this winter to end bro i needed to
1:26:48
end so bad
1:26:54
if you do that voice longer you'd be a great actor dude i i mean i have a lot of different voices like you know i have
1:26:59
my british accent but you know like i can also do voices like this and like this hello how are you
1:27:06
hello it's like i don't know i can do like all sorts of random weird voices
1:27:13
what what is that
1:27:21
crj i don't know what language that is
1:27:28
what made you start with the fedboy stuff honestly i just saw a video of nat doing it and i was like damn that looks pretty sick i could probably do that
1:27:35
and then it was all okay if i'm being completely honest it was a is a combination of that
1:27:42
me singing in that video and my ex-girlfriend my girlfriend at the time um she we were going out one time to a
1:27:49
party and she was like yo you should try on this crop top for fun as a joke and i was like okay [ __ ] it why not and then i
1:27:56
was like she was like damn you look hot as [ __ ] i was like damn i do look hot as [ __ ] and then we went out that night to the party
1:28:03
and like so many girls were like ryan you look so good oh my god you're [ __ ] sexy in a crop top i was like i
1:28:09
know right and so yeah that's uh that's how it goes do you actually game yeah bro we're
1:28:14
gonna do some gaming soon for sure play some fortnight play some lost ark it'll be fun i'm
1:28:20
gonna do kind of a long stream because i'm trying to game dude i just want to play some games plays the games
1:28:26
the guys the you guys remember athene who remembers the theme dude that old wow twitch
1:28:31
streamer used to stream wow he used to make youtube videos about wow too athene bro that guy was a creep that guy's a
1:28:36
weirdo that's strange he always be like the games that's why i say that
1:28:42
so ryan dresses up as a girl to pull girls yeah bro let me know but like but what i'm say
1:28:49
but what i do will tell you is that my nails and [ __ ] like got me
1:28:54
a girl's number so you know maybe i should maybe i should dress up as a girl to pull girls also when i go
1:29:01
on omegle and i dress up as a girl i get way more girls like being like yo give
1:29:06
me your snapchat like if you you saw that [ __ ] out you saw a [ __ ] on my last my last video like that girl
1:29:12
loved me that girl really wanted to like she was so down to give me your snapchat i swear when i'm a boy on a muggle
1:29:18
nothing but when i'm a girl and a mega bro the girls they love it they all want to give me their instagram
1:29:24
it's hilarious i don't know what it is are you doing a phd in physics nay it's
1:29:30
underground baby undergrad i know it's funny though it's like it's like it's like
1:29:36
the yeah i don't know i mean maybe there's just a lot of gay girls on omegle but like it's it feels like they're straight
1:29:44
and they just are attracted to me because i'm being really like confident you know
1:29:49
because i'm like i'm dressed as a girl but i'm like i don't give a [ __ ] i'm like really confident i don't really know what it is it's kind of it's like
1:29:54
maybe they're gay girls but i think they're just straight and they're just like they've never seen
1:30:00
someone like a boy be so confident doing that and i think it just kind of like i don't know
1:30:05
tickles them a little bit i watched all youtube videos last night had me dying hell yeah i'm so glad
1:30:12
i got way more likes than okay cupid and fanboy mode than not dude there you go the girls love it the girls love fanboys
1:30:20
i feel like it's the confidence thing it's like a girl looks at a boy wearing a dress or a crop top or something and
1:30:26
they're like oh that boy is really confident in himself and how he looks and he doesn't care that people are
1:30:32
gonna like make fun of him for that which i think that's just attractive to a lot of girls
1:30:42
i got way more likes no yeah they just want someone that isn't as boring as [ __ ] yeah true
1:30:49
boys have to compete with other boys fanboys don't have to compete with anyone true
1:30:54
i mean i still think i'm competing with other boys it's just a different type of confidence i suppose
1:31:04
physics degrees are hard i should know astrophysicist is the harder variant yeah i'm my degree i'm undergrad right now so i'm not i'm not doing anything
1:31:10
i'm not doing like molecular physics or like whatever astrophysics i'm just doing physics
1:31:17
oh my god zoe thank you so much thank you for the ten dollars that is really sweet of you thank you so much
1:31:23
i'm glad you like the u thank you thank you thank you that is very generous confidence is attractive to almost
1:31:29
everyone to be honest yeah i feel like that must be it yo dazdy thank you for the [ __ ] sub thank you for the gifted sub to hunt
1:31:36
deez let's go bro hunt deez you just got a [ __ ] sub
1:31:42
still a palindrome true it's pretty safe bet that toxic masculinity is going to be alone if what
1:31:48
yeah that's the other thing it's like they both like the straight girl looks at me and they go not only are you like
1:31:54
really confident in yourself and like you know don't give a [ __ ] about what people think think about you
1:32:00
but you're also probably have shed a lot of the toxically masculine traits that other guys have
1:32:06
exactly crj so i think it's a combination of a lot of things but it's just very funny you know the more
1:32:12
feminine i look the more girls i get yo oh my god crj again
1:32:19
thank you so much that is so nice of you oh my god and that is a very nice number i was waiting
1:32:26
for it i was trying to calculate it that's a nice number thank you thank you thank you
1:32:31
you are very very very generous crj thank you so much mwah
1:32:38
there's also sometimes fetishizing of dr nonconforming people true i mean like yeah i tell them i'm a boy though you
1:32:44
know what i mean i'm like yeah i'm a boy i go by he and i think that's what they like i mean like you know
1:32:50
not that they wouldn't like me if i was gender non-conforming but i think they like the fact that i am just a boy and
1:32:56
that i'm like still don't give a [ __ ] about like wearing a dress like i think that in particular is something that
1:33:02
like tickles girls and particularly some straight girls i don't know why
1:33:17
how do you earn a living bro by doing this yo
1:33:22
i'm zinker thank you so much wait holy [ __ ] i thought that said ten i didn't see the other one what the [ __ ]
1:33:28
what the [ __ ] dude holy [ __ ] thank you so much m zinker that is so nice of you mwah
1:33:34
holy [ __ ] for the gold thank you so much that is so nice of you yo oh magic thank you so much for the
1:33:41
follow also whoever just followed before that orissario thank you for the following yo holy [ __ ] i'm zinker thank
1:33:47
you so much for the hundred dollars 101 that is so nice of you mwah i really really appreciate that that is so nice
1:33:54
that is very very very generous it's a lot of money i really appreciate the support i mean i so i've i've done
1:34:01
alexandra i'll answer that question i've done a lot of different jobs like i've worked at a call center just like selling speakers i've worked at a
1:34:09
ice cream shop just scooping ice cream i was gonna get a coffee shop job like very recently at a cafe because
1:34:15
there's a cafe near me that is hiring and i was going to get that job but honestly i don't know if i need it at this point
1:34:21
streaming is going pretty well oh my god this is i'm singer broke my funny number
1:34:26
sorry sarah j oh there you go back to the army number thank you so much cj for the ten dollars that is so nice of you
1:34:33
and i'm glad you we got our number back um no but seriously thank you so much crj you are absolutely an angel so
1:34:39
generous thank you so much mwah next goal try for 60 to supply true
1:34:54
rhyming sneaking doing fanboy stuff to be more straight i know literally it's so funny dude like i feel like i've gotten i've gotten so much more
1:35:00
attention from girls like straight girls i've gotten so much more attention from straight girls in the
1:35:06
last you know whatever six months 10 months than i have like the whole time
1:35:12
previously before that i mean partly because i've been in a relation in like a few very long-term relationships so i
1:35:18
wasn't really like dating but like dude straight up the girls they love it
1:35:24
they love the fanboy vibes
1:35:30
did we say p.o box it's it's coming there's a lot of logistics that i've been moving and [ __ ] and also i've had
1:35:35
to deal with like my amazon wishlist and stuff so but yes we i that is very close on my
1:35:41
list at this point of things to do i bet you get some closet dudes in them dms bro
1:35:47
i get i get hella straight dudes like i get [ __ ] mad straight dudes in my dms being like yo bro i'm straight but i
1:35:53
[ __ ] you i'm like what do you want me to say to that dude like
1:36:01
like thank you i guess like like oh hey i don't know
1:36:08
i don't know if you're straight bro
1:36:13
they might like it do you get dates yes bro i'm i'm telling you phoebe i've i've like yeah
1:36:22
like i've actually had more dates than in in this period of being single
1:36:30
than i have uh in all the other times i've been
1:36:36
single combined and they're straight girls bro i mean
1:36:43
like maybe they're a little gay but it's like they don't they're not like i'm a lesbian you know it's like they're like i'm i don't know maybe they're bi
1:36:50
who knows but i think most of them are you know just identify as straight
1:36:57
like i cool but thanks man yeah i know right i'm like thanks bro because that's the funny thing hey yo anastasia
1:37:03
motionless thank you for the follow okay that's the funny thing about those dm's is that they know i'm a boy
1:37:09
yo d please there's no coffee shop job you'll
1:37:14
miss streams oh thanks dasty i appreciate you so i'm trying to wait i'm going to turn up tts
1:37:19
even a little bit more it's still a little bit quiet um
1:37:24
thank you so much that is so sweet of you and yes i mean you know as as well as this is going i don't think i will
1:37:30
have to get a coffee shop job at this point with all of your guys absolutely wonderful selfless support thank you so
1:37:36
much um but yeah thank you thank you thank you dazdy for the five dollars that's really
1:37:42
nice of you but what i was saying was um oh wait let me save the overlay
1:37:47
just to make sure that the volume stays okay sorry chat you gotta go bye-bye um
1:37:53
but i was saying uh it's funny because the dudes that send me those dms that are like
1:37:59
that are like yo i'm not i'm straight but i [ __ ] you like they they know i'm a boy and they know i'm like i don't know like i identify as like a straight yo
1:38:06
crj oh my god thank you so much that you're just so generous and ocd
1:38:12
but mostly generous thank you so much there we go four five six seven
1:38:17
eight baby oh my god i love that um what was i gonna say dude i can't remember i keep getting derailed oh yeah
1:38:24
these boys know i'm a boy and so they talk to me like i'm just like one of their bros you know they
1:38:30
don't talk to me like a girl that they're flirting with they're like hey bro you're [ __ ] hot as [ __ ] dude like
1:38:36
i'd [ __ ] you i'm like i'm like is that how you like
1:38:42
i'm like is that how you [ __ ] talk to guys or i mean talk to girls like when you're flirting with them or you like
1:38:47
i'm pretty sure they're just doing that because it's like they know i'm a boy so like hey what's up bro like how you live
1:38:53
in like i'd [ __ ] you i'm like okay good to know good noted
1:39:01
you can't let a fanboy starve yeah dude okay let me start
1:39:07
yo mural chinchin law what's good thank you follow hell i would embrace that lifestyle
1:39:13
lifestyle too i mean yeah it's like at this point i'm kind of confused
1:39:18
because it's like it's like i l you know i don't know i'm like i feel boyish a lot of time but
1:39:24
like the girls love me like this so i'm like i i don't know what to do bro i don't know
1:39:30
what to do yo one bought lucky what's good thank you for the follow um
1:39:36
i mean it's fine it's fine it's fine it's just like it's just kind of shocking it's like i wasn't
1:39:41
i would you know i wasn't expecting for my uh my fanboy vibes to be
1:39:47
giving me success with girls but it hasn't i'm definitely not complaining
1:39:58
yo moldy man what's good thank you for the follow i want to thank you so much for your
1:40:03
voice tutorial helped me so much in my transition yo i'm so glad anastasia that's so nice i'm so happy that is so
1:40:09
[ __ ] awesome i'm so glad good for you i'm happy for you i hope your transition goes well
1:40:17
apparently one type of ammo will get oh sorry y'all are talking about someone else
1:40:22
say i hate pines
1:40:27
without the h i feel like you're trying to get me to say penis i'm not sure
1:40:33
i'm not sure what not sure what you're trying to get me to say there but yo superman knox thank you for the gifted
1:40:38
sub to anastasia that is so nice of you mwah thank you so much there you go anastasia you just got a
1:40:44
sub [ __ ] just write it out exactly right you know it's like if the girls like it why not wouldn't be surprised when number of
1:40:51
them are also in the normalized telling your bros their submissive and breathable meme yeah exactly
1:40:59
do you like dressy female i mean like i like getting uh compliments for sure i don't really know honestly what i even
1:41:06
like to dress like anymore because because my my style for boy clothes also has changed so much throughout the years
1:41:13
and also just like throughout the recent times you know like my my boy style changes so much my girl i don't even
1:41:20
know if i have a girl style so like i don't even know what the [ __ ] i like to wear anymore like i literally don't know
1:41:26
what clothes i like which is fine because it's not like i don't like them i just like i just wear whatever i see
1:41:32
i'm like i go i get up in the morning i'm like oh that looks kind of cool i have actually incorporated a couple of
1:41:38
my yeah they are merging a little bit i've incorporated a couple of my girl style stuff into my boy look like the
1:41:44
pink sweater that i that i that i wore the other day or that i got the other day with the little frog on it
1:41:51
that like has the collar it's like it's not specifically girly it's just kind of like cute um i wore that the other day with some
1:41:59
jeans and then some the some of the pink fuzzy fuzzy socks and i'm not gonna lie
1:42:04
i looked drippy as [ __ ] i looked so drippy i wish i took a picture
1:42:09
but i didn't but i looked drippy bro
1:42:17
then yo star wars boy welcome and thank you
1:42:22
for 100 bits mwah i appreciate it drippy that just means like stylish like drip means like means like good good style
1:42:30
you got drip you got good stuff at this point it's kind of pointless
1:42:35
differentiate between boy girl clothes yeah fair enough i mean it's like we say that but like 99 of society does
1:42:41
differentiate so it's like yeah sure it's maybe it's pointless in in our space but like
1:42:47
in the real world everyone differentiates between boy and girl clothes in reality
1:42:54
or in society rather although some clothes are not specifically gender earlier yeah exactly yeah the bunny the
1:43:00
bunny hat yeah yeah right like the the sweater it's like it's kind of androgynous it's just like cute it's not
1:43:06
like specifically girl or boy
1:43:11
you're going to take a photo and know you have to wear that outfit again sometime oh no
1:43:17
the horror i'll have to wear it again
1:43:22
you and your west coast lingo you're york what's the best pickup line you can use
1:43:28
to a a boy who thinks you're really a girl bro i don't have to use pickup lines
1:43:35
they just talk to me
1:43:41
i mean
1:43:49
i have a boring style of jeans and a plain t-shirt sometimes the design on it
1:43:54
yeah i like you know the jeans of the t-shirt look it's [ __ ] timeless it's truly timeless
1:44:06
pink being a quote-unquote girl color is actually so dumb yeah it's very it's very silly concept
1:44:11
what gender is the bunny hat that's i don't know they're non-binary yo egg egg finn what's good thank you
1:44:18
for the [ __ ] follow-up thank you so much mwah welcome to stream baby
1:44:26
yeah i feel like bunnies definitely are they them
1:44:32
yo rj's a riser what the [ __ ] is good thank you for the follow-up
1:44:46
yo moldy man thank you for the 50 bits that was very nice of you mwah thank you so much as boycotts were killed yep yeah
1:44:53
it's like bro it's like yeah
1:45:00
that the kilts the kilts really illustrate how silly the whole thing is because like a big scottish no one looks
1:45:06
at a big scottish dude in a kilt and goes like oh you're feminine they're like holy [ __ ] that's a man that's a
1:45:12
lumberjack maroon so it's like purely because it's plaid and on a scottish person oh then it's
1:45:18
not feminine like very silly definitely illustrates the silliness of what we're talking about yo
1:45:24
belgium thank you for the 3.22 that's so nice oh boom 460 i appreciate that thank you
1:45:30
thank you i got adhd too let's go adhd gang rj's riser let's go baby adhd
1:45:39
windy boys i like to color i like to call this windy windy windy peeps because it's like your mind is like it's
1:45:45
it's like yo kina thank you for the follow i feel like adhd a good oh i'll do a fit check in a sec i didn't i
1:45:51
didn't see that i'll do that um i think a good analogy for having adhd is like you're in your brain it's just windy
1:45:58
like it's just windy in your head it's just blowing but then it changes direction you know it's like wind is never like a constant thing it's like
1:46:04
always kind of changing and like going different directions and [ __ ] like that bye bye kinda um
1:46:10
so i caught people with adhd windy people which is windy that's it
1:46:16
he's windy oh fit check
1:46:46
my [ __ ] ribs bro i gotta eat gotta eat food
1:47:04
yo kaname thank you for the follow cute fit thank you hydration cheers
1:47:15
wait crj sorry i realized i never did your i never did your girl voice um
1:47:20
in the language i didn't understand so hopefully you got your points refunded for that
1:47:26
but i could also do it if you put it again i can try it okay wait
1:47:31
that's funny never gonna oh never gonna up never gonna oh well down never gonna
1:47:39
work around and it will [ __ ] that was hard
1:47:48
that was embarrassing i'm dead
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the things y'all make me do goddamn
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so you're armstrong man girl [Music] flex check
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flex check oh
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let's go
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can't figure out how to donate whilst you're on stream um in the about page
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i suppose that's the only that's the only uh it's the only thing i can tell you it's
1:48:41
like on the about page on twitch there's a button that says donate and you can either do credit card or
1:48:46
paypal it usually only paypal but they just made it or i just changed it so you can do card card too
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i think you would win arm wrestling with finn dude i think so too and that's why i challenged him
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finn once again i challenge you to an arm wrestle match
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it's ridiculous how those biceps vanish when not used i know dude i don't know where they go it's like like my arm is just like there and it's
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like it's like there they just appear out of nowhere
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[Music]
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that's better if i don't actually do that it will if i don't do the squeak
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that was really good okay bet let's go break finn and half yo i'll fold that
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man i fooled him like a like a shirt
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watching your vid with not so good hell yes i'm so glad you like it
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yeah yeah low fat is definitely partially why my muscles are so visible
1:50:21
eight eight eight hey kind of curious we keep doing the girl voice when people think you're a girl yeah dude i was just
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saying i was just talking about how earlier at the deli like at the corner store
1:50:33
if i'm wearing a map not a like if i'm not wearing a hoodie they don't think i'm a girl but if i'm wearing like a big hoodie and a like a puffy hoodie anna
1:50:41
and a mask and my hair is down like i'm not wearing a hat then um then they just think i'm a girl and they give me
1:50:46
discounts so i just go with it i just go with it i'm like thanks for the sandwich and
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they're like three 350 for you baby i'm like thank you it's like normally it's like five dollars
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okay are wrestlers she won't go down easy yeah bro okay i would fold finn but rizza would fold me rizza would squish
1:51:12
my head like a little grape also isn't reason doing surgery like today or yesterday good luck teresa
1:51:19
we love sending love to riza
1:51:24
so did you break nails or just have them removed i just got them off i got them taken off they were too much i couldn't open a can
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i couldn't write okay most of all i couldn't game dude i couldn't game i was trying to game and every time i pressed
1:51:38
a button it would just press another button and every time i press enter it would press a slash before i hit enter
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so i couldn't type it was driving me up the wall i loved them for a little bit the nails were fun for a little bit but
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honestly i can't have them that long they're too long
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yeah can't game the horror the horror first world problems for sure
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i still can't believe a girl discount is a thing i don't think it's a thing everywhere i think specifically in new york where like
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uh there's a lot of kind of under the tables like dealing going on you know like there's a lot of just like you know ah
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i'll just do that you know like people just make deals you know that are just kind of under the table a lot in new
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york so i feel like that's why they just give me the discounts like i don't think i don't think if i walked into a walmart in like la
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if i would get a girl discount but like at the corner store where there's just like the eastern european
1:52:34
dude who's just like hey hello baby how are you like you need sandwich yes i got you like that dude he'll give me a
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discount hello baby girl how are you today
1:52:49
getting your gaming set up soon remodeling my room hell yeah let's go
1:52:54
if everyone wants to be reason arm wrestling i guess today's the day just sneak into the or just bam just
1:53:00
film it got you paint nails instead of adding extended yeah next next stream i want to try out
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the gel the gel thingy i don't know how the [ __ ] it works but we're going to try out the gel
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nail stuff next time next stream
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yo what love a bb thank you for the follow small businesses tend to be quicker give
1:53:24
you random discounts if you're regular yeah exactly that's the other thing did you make an asmr video before you
1:53:31
take nails off i actually did i did i just haven't edited it yet i haven't got around to editing it yet but
1:53:36
yes i did record an asmr video so stay tuned for that it will be coming
1:53:44
all of right now these transactions are under the table i'm dead mythbusters confirmed that tips for
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female staff correlate with breast eyes oh my god that's crazy you want even
1:53:55
bigger discount discount you know what to do oh my god that's hilarious
1:54:01
i should film myself that would be a good video just find a corner store that's not my regular one like a random
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one where they don't know me and just dress absolutely slut-tastic just [ __ ]
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massive badonkers just like showing mad skin and just see if i can get like a
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free sandwich see if i can get a free [ __ ] sandwich
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that would be hilarious we get to visit finn i don't know i mean
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we don't really know each other i would visit him though that would be fun
1:54:39
i would love to like hang out with and play games with friendship but i just it's kind of in his kind of his
1:54:44
prerogative if you know what i mean being the much bigger streamer use the skateboard okay i'll use the
1:54:50
skateboard yo daisy what's good
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wait there's a cable
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there you go yeah that looks safe
1:55:37
juicy boy would be more to hang out here's the thing i [ __ ] up juicy came to new york but i
1:55:43
was having literally like the most depressive episode of all time yo okay skirt's been real quick um but yeah
1:55:49
juicy came to new york but i was literally having like the most impressive episode and i was having like some crazy personal issues with like one
1:55:55
of my friends and so we didn't end up hanging out and i feel really bad and i think he's kind of mad at me about it
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sorry juicy i love you i was literally so [ __ ] like having a horrible anxiety episode so
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uh yeah yeah depression anxiety episode so sorry about that juicy i love to see you
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next time i'll come visit you in the uk
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bro
1:57:00
you actually have to stream to be a bigger stream don't you actually have to stream to be a bigger fair
1:57:07
i'm trying to ramp up my streaming time if i uh if i have a
1:57:12
or once my i'm soon my schoolwork is going to start like ramping down a little bit
1:57:18
and um and then i'm going to try and go boom i'm going to try and stream a lot more
1:57:24
i want to be able to like i would really love for my life to allow me to stream like five times a week like would you
1:57:30
guys would you guys even be interested in watching me that much or do you guys like the kind of
1:57:36
you know three times a week vibe that we have going on here what do you guys what do you guys think about that
1:57:49
you would make a good waifu i'm dead yeah i don't i don't want to burn myself out exactly
1:57:57
three's better okay cool i like three two cause like five i feel like
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i feel like uh yeah i feel like i would get burned out it wouldn't i wouldn't be able to okay
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cool i'm glad i'm glad we like three okay yo soon thank you for the follow what's my stream schedule it's uh
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what is it it's uh wednesday friday sunday
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uh starting at 4 p.m est on wednesday and friday at 2 p.m est on sunday it's kind
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of [ __ ] complicated you know what partner you need minimum three times a week three hours yeah i i
1:58:33
already got the partner achievement i got denied for my first application so they just told me to to try again
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in a couple days so i suppose that's what we'll do okay cool i'm glad you guys like the
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three because i i kind of i wanted to do five because i thought that people would want that because
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they um because people are always like no whenever i whenever i get off stream
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early but i'm glad that people are okay with um
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three because i think three is better for my mental health anyway to be honest i get to prepare i also feel like it
1:59:09
lets me put on a bit of a better show you know i i can like prepare some things to do
1:59:15
i'm more like energetic i feel like if i only do three so cool i'm glad you guys like three sweet we'll keep it at three
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sounds good
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yo dazdy plays thank you for the three months quality over quantity exactly
1:59:37
thank you so much for the three months dude holy [ __ ] welcome back that's awesome thank you so much welcome
1:59:44
back all right y'all okay wait i'm gonna pour a little drink and then let's play some games
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that's what i think we should do be right back
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last night
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[Music]
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what applications you talking about oh i was talking about the application to become a partner on twitch apparently a lot of people get denied
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their first time that they apply to get a partner so wait what's up everyone shush what's up what's good what are you
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guys what did you guys do what's good what did i miss crj oh my god with that sneaky sneaky 40 dollars
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thank you so much that is so nice of you
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that's such a funny bit i come back and you guys are like
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like snickering in the corner and i'm like what are you guys doing thank you so much
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i really really really really appreciate that crj thank you so much that is so nice of you that is actually a lot of
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money and that's really really generous thank you so much wow
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ooh what's the advantage of being partnered um i usually get yo goldfish and also tetra thank you guys so much
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for the followers dude we're getting so many followers today welcome all the new people it's so good to have you guys i love you all welcome welcome can't
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leave town attended literally i leave you guys for one second um
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basically when you get partnered i think you get a bigger split of the revenue because right now jeff bezos
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bro jeff bezos takes 50 of my of of sub revenue from affiliates
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which is just crazy like bro that is too much come on my dad always says i mean the but it doesn't
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say this but my dad as a joke he always goes the bible says 10
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like you know 10 is the normal amount of cut to take from someone like 50 bro that's a lot so um
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what am i what was i going to say uh so i think when i get partnered i get a
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bigger split so i get like 70 30 instead of 50 50. oh yeah also i get to do stream i can stream 1080p safely also
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um and then also i get more ad revenue so i think it's just better for
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the business side of things i suppose yo zaboojard please follow those good thank you for following
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you
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[Music]
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what the [ __ ]
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[Music]
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what is that real was that real
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did i just dream
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holy [ __ ] dude what the [ __ ] thank you so much anonymous that is so
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[ __ ] nice of you oh my
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i just flashed everyone bro i'm like
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i just got such a crazy adrenaline rush what the [ __ ] bro
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holy [ __ ] did my eyelash fall off oh my god
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the [ __ ] dude
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what the [ __ ] dude
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bro
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bro holy [ __ ]
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okay we just gotta dance i don't have anywhere like i just out of a i don't have any vocabulary to express how
2:05:57
absolutely wonderfully generous and incredible that is thank you so [ __ ] much anonymous i don't whoever you are
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like holy [ __ ] you're [ __ ] insane you are so generous you're an angel among humans i
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love you thank you so much what the hell literally not even a message you're just a [ __ ] champ you're so generous that
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is so [ __ ] nice i gotta dance i don't know what else to do holy [ __ ] what the freaking heck bro
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what is happening [Music]
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[Music] thank you so much thank you thank you
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music] hmm
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[Music]
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so
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[Music]
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i'm tired
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my god
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holy [ __ ] thank you so much y'all just paid for my rent
2:08:44
times two and then some and my lunch and my dinner holy [ __ ] for
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days for weeks wow thank you so much you guys oh i'm
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[ __ ] tired what the hell dude i don't even know
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okay i feel like i feel like no more donut goes at least for this
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stream not not yet not for this stream i feel like it's too much to ask for too much for me
2:09:18
to ask for that's i've already i've already been spoiled far too much holy [ __ ] you guys
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that is so helpful wow i literally can just pay my rent and pay all my my electricity my gas bill literally just
2:09:31
right after stream easy boom done and then also go grocery shopping and buy like
2:09:37
[ __ ] oh my god i'm so excited you guys sell my fridge right now you laugh my your ass off it's the most sad thing
2:09:43
there's like milk some cheese and like some tortillas and that's about it
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thank you so much dude thank you thank you thank you anonymous whoever the [ __ ] you are i really [ __ ] appreciate it
2:09:56
how about a hot tub i suppose so i suppose it's time to order the hot tub
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holy [ __ ] dude yo unicorn kitty thank you so much for the follow me
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anonymous dude you nut case you champion i love you holy [ __ ]
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dude my hair's all messed up now cause i one sec i'm gonna go in the mirror
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oh my goodness waffle you trying to sneak you're trying
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to sneak something thank you so much waffle thank you thank you thank you
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minox's 55 character of gymnastics yes oh my god
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yo hey jen you just gotta reset let's go holy [ __ ] thank you waffle thank you so
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much oh my goodness all right um
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i'm kind of hungry i'm kind of hungry i want to play fortnite though let's play fortnite
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these are beating the mirror before he's on camera and that's cute yeah should i order food i suppose i
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should i kind of want the sushi again but
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i don't know what shall i get what should i get
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are you a girl or boy yes
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um let's see
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let's see let's see let's see
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tacos perhaps dude that kind of sounds good pizza sounds good i might get a little
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hmm see what's this
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i want chick i want tacos we're getting tacos we're getting tacos
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um
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tacos we're getting a brisket taco
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and a chicken taco maybe i'll get a veggie taco too all right i'll get a veggie taco too
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probably won't be able to eat all of them but we'll see that's a it's a local little
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place let's not talk about love
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boom all right ordered
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kabum
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uh dude my hair didn't my hair didn't uh fully dry
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before i start streaming today and every time that happens it gets super like tangly because i put a beanie
2:13:46
on when it's still a little bit wet if i brush it right now it'll get mad
2:13:52
frizzy the only time that i can brush my hair and it doesn't get frizzy is right after i shower when it's still wet
2:13:58
it's kind of weird my hair is really delicate because it's very fine it's like really light so if i don't take
2:14:03
perfect care of it it gets super frizzy and tingly oh well
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taco's better to cali or new york you already know the tacos are better in cali you already know the california tacos
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are 10 out of 10. you can't beat it i mean you're right next to mexico you know what i mean
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literally people who were born in mexico are making my tacos in california i mean probably they are in new york too but i
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don't know bro there's see here in new york we have a lot of other south american food that's really good
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like arepas and like uh pastelitos things like that like other um
2:14:41
other south american food is really good in new york but specifically tacos like mexican food you got to go to california
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texas taco is better no no tacos are best in texas i disagree california i mean they're probably also really good
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yo holy [ __ ] who is that wait [Laughter] yo the face yo thank you for the 14 14.
2:15:00
i appreciate oh my god that's why you made that face i'm dead you dog you dog
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thank you though i appreciate you i appreciate you street tacos and texas on a different
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level it's like yeah but they're also a different level in la street tacos in la are also on a different level i mean if
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i'm being completely honest i haven't been to texas so i don't know maybe maybe they're good
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um they're probably [ __ ] good too because it's right next to mexico too
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texas texas tacos are goaded [ __ ] man maybe i should go to texas
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do a taco tour you just set up a new donut it's okay we won't lose progress i i keep the
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i'll add i'll add whatever over 2000 is to the next goal so don't worry about it
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but no i don't i don't want to put on i feel weird i don't want to put up another goal right now just because i
2:15:59
feel so spoiled like i feel like a spoiled little boy so i don't spoil this again so i don't want to
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um right now i'll do it next stream okay um
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all right all right all right i wanna play fortnite that's what i wanna do i wanna [ __ ] saw some kids in fortnite
2:16:18
these 10 year olds these 10 year olds don't know they don't know it's about to hit them
2:16:27
they do not know what's about to hit them watch me get this [ __ ]
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10 kill dub right now oh guys i also got my stream deck check
2:16:39
it out bam gaming bam we're streaming bam look at my scene transitions
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pretty cool huh pretty slick also i can mute my mic with a button la la la now you can hear me pretty cool
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huh also i can mute the desktop desktop uh audio with a button boom now you can't hear the music boom now you can
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again so lit yo super minox thank you for the [ __ ] sub for the gifted sub
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thank you so much mwah i appreciate you use girl voice in chat okay i will i
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will i will i will okay i'll use girl voice
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i'll use girl voice when i play fortnite let's get it let's get it
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yo minox thank you wait is that oh are these late or something oh i feel like
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this is cause this is because the overlay is the other overlay let me let me reload it i feel
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like it's it's late i think it's late chill chill overlay come down
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wait dude i think it's trying to catch up right now oh man
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okay maybe i'll just turn off the alerts for now let me just turn off alerts for a little
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bit well that catches up oh yeah let me let me turn the category
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oh that's loud chill sorry about that
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sorry sorry loves that down a bit
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um [Music] okay fortnight time
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let's [ __ ] go let's [ __ ] go
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boom okay let's get it
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i'm stoked i'm stoked i've been having a lot of fun with fortnite oh build mode i've been having a lot of fun
2:18:57
what kind of piece you got i built it on stream actually a little while ago i'm i'm not sure if the vod is still there
2:19:03
the vod might be gone at this point but you could check um
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i have a 20 uh or a 30 70. wait 20 something
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bro i can't remember honestly all right let's [ __ ] get all right time to get serious time to get in my gamer mode
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time to get in my gamer mode so i can get it let's [ __ ] get it
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all right who are my boys yo yo team team i mean team what's up how
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are you hey guys are you ready to get carried i'm gonna literally kill the whole server for you guys you guys don't
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have to do anything
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all right we're going tilted yes i love i love the tilted play
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all right guys let's go tilted it's okay guys you don't have to wear it
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all i'm just gonna kill the whole server you guys just can chill
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yeah no microphone michaels over here michaelis michaels michaels
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michael's mike's
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are there nerds boom die [ __ ] that [ __ ] yeah you see that knock whoa
2:20:42
that was from so far away easy kill easy kill first [ __ ] two seconds of the game i'm literally cracked i'm literally
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too cracked bro you're dead too you're dead too dumb ass oh i'm bad actually
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ah ah die
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oh yeah you thought you thought you would get away nope knocked get [ __ ]
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who else wants it oh those are bots those are bots all right let me i mean i
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need to get off this building so i can go sign go close quarters we need some cqb in this [ __ ]
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oh i love the new fortnight it's so fun you can ah wait no yes see you can like jump up walls
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and [ __ ] it's [ __ ] dope you don't need no building
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wait i don't i don't got no bullets i don't got no bullets i need a i need a shotgun
2:21:46
bro i don't got no bullets i need a gun should i get in this tank
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[ __ ] it we're getting in the tank
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die these are bots these aren't real players get [ __ ]
2:22:12
boom eliminated i already got two kills let's [ __ ] go okay i need another gun
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though where are they at oh there's a gun that's a smg i suppose
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i suppose we'll work with that for now oh look
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at chesty i suppose we'll take the sniper who's shooting who the [ __ ] is shooting
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oh is this full wait i need to reload
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ah i got him all right hit him where's he at oh there he is oh he's dead oh there's another fool up there
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all right let's go kill those guys ow ow who the [ __ ] was that
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bro who was that was that no
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oh he's right there die yeah dude my squad is sick
2:23:18
me my squad we own we own tilted towers
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is our house [ __ ] i already know we're gonna win literally
2:23:31
there's 71 people left in this server this is the win i already know there's no chance
2:23:38
zero chance we don't win this game i can just tell our team got chemistry
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so where's that chest at i hear you i hear you little one
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hello oh man i need a good gun bro i need to need
2:24:00
these stupid greens give me a good gun all right you piece of [ __ ] i guess i'll
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also take the shields yes fanboy hd is
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superior to all other you're so bloody tiny am i
2:24:17
i am pretty small pretty small are only way about wait how many stones
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to a pound only way hundred pounds oh wait you guys in britain you guys use pounds so i can say pounds i weigh about
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100 pounds
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all right where the [ __ ] is the good guns that's my question that's my question
2:24:47
yo where did that chesty go i just heard you oh maybe it's more upstairs
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yes where are you i found you
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oh finally finally a blue gun let's go
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let's go oh and a chuggy okay i guess i should yeah take that
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oh [ __ ] my food oh my food's gonna be here in 10 minutes
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bad timing i thought i was going to be able to do a game before i before my food came oh [ __ ] my whole squad's going
2:25:30
my whole squad's gone they left me bro why did my squad leave me they were in the center of the circle right now
2:25:38
gotta went fast does the moving audio thingy mean your squad hears you no the moving audio is a
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is okay there's a weird thing going on before right now right now that i don't really understand where there's like npcs that like shoot at you and
2:25:49
sometimes there's even like bosses sometimes there's bosses that will shoot at you and they're like really strong but
2:25:56
they're not players they're like npcs and i think the little text bubble is showing you that they're close
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that that's one of them i know it's kind of weird
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brown oh we got a bounty let's go who we're trying to kill
2:26:15
salsa vadero you're gonna die boy it's sick they have this thing in fortnight now where you get you get
2:26:20
these little bounty boards and you can accept a bounty and it literally tells you like this yellow circle right here
2:26:26
it tells you where the person is like that that person we're trying to kill is somewhere in this yellow circle
2:26:31
i feel like my teammates are shooting them right now
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yo where is anyone dude try and get some kills bro try and get some kills
2:26:45
all right i hear a lot of gunshots over here i spent too long looting i gotta get back into the fight
2:26:52
damn y'all got all the kills without me that's [ __ ] up
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ooh blue smg i'll take that also i'll take the minis
2:27:08
more minis nice
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um yo this person is still here somewhere this bounty
2:27:32
i feel like there's gonna be people over there because the circle's coming in
2:27:39
come on there's gotta be somebody
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where is that coming from oh right there
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boom wrecked
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who's that dude i can't i can't tell where anybody is there's gunshots everywhere
2:28:08
where is anyone
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hey hey you dumbass oh [ __ ]
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die [ __ ] oh that was our bounty nice hell yeah actually dude
2:28:26
i have the i have this new mouse that has buttons on the side and it i accidentally pressed the buttons and it makes me switch weapons all the time by
2:28:32
accident that's what happened right there
2:28:40
oh watch this snipe watch the snipe watch this wait i switched weapons
2:28:45
oh that was so close ah [ __ ]
2:28:52
watch this watch this oh
2:28:57
oh [ __ ] let's go oh that was a [ __ ] big-ass snipe
2:29:03
let's [ __ ] go dude holy [ __ ] that was [ __ ] huge that was
2:29:08
a long shot dude that was a long [ __ ] shot
2:29:13
oh [ __ ] wait my food's here back
2:29:46
whoa and we back okay my team oh [ __ ] the circle's coming in
2:29:52
[ __ ] i gotta go i gotta go i gotta go
2:30:00
it's coming it's coming my team dude my team i mean respect on their name you know they they're all about business they
2:30:07
don't care about me they're about they're about business i respect it
2:30:13
i am also about business all right we got three kills clipped your snipe let's go thank you
2:30:26
i am also all about business oh [ __ ] all right we got three kills not not
2:30:32
this is a good start but i'd like to get at least 10 before the game's over
2:30:37
once we get to the small circle i'm just just i can't wait dude i love the small circle just mowing people down
2:30:46
all right who wants it who wants to smoke who wants the smoke somebody wants it
2:30:58
i hear gunshots everywhere but i don't see nobody i swear there's someone up there
2:31:03
oh what the tits what the tits oh hello hello you're gonna die dumbass
2:31:16
bros dude just jump in stop drop it
2:31:21
this is my favorite part about fortnite you get to carry your enemies it's like i just killed this guy
2:31:27
why why do i get to carry him it's so funny and then i get to put him down and then watch him die in the storm
2:31:33
like a dumb ass [Laughter]
2:31:39
it's too fun it's too good who's up there
2:31:45
how do you know there's someone up there
2:32:02
what the [ __ ] is going on over here
2:32:12
boy what's up dude look at all these knocked people oh that would have been a long okay here we go leading and
2:32:19
oh that was close oh no i need to reload that was it that was the head shot i know oh come on
2:32:26
no now they're gone wait there's oh [ __ ]
2:32:33
oh look at those ammo oh there's a purple pump i want that
2:32:39
wait not in place of that in place of that
2:32:48
all right where they at where they at where are they at bro
2:32:55
who are you shooting oh
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dead
2:33:09
no i need to reload sniper now
2:33:18
let's go let's go that was a long [ __ ] shot too
2:33:31
all right where's our boys our boys are over there where's the circle is the circle coming in oh [ __ ] circle's coming in huh run away
2:33:38
no scope no scope dude the circle's coming ah
2:33:46
dude i love the graphics of fortnite look how pretty this game is like look at i don't know it's just pretty
2:33:53
look at the sun look at the sky i like it i also like how there's a day night cycle i think that's cool
2:34:00
like it's night time now
2:34:06
all right team all right team there's oh dude there's only one person left there's literally only one person left
2:34:12
for us to kill
2:34:18
and then we win and then it's gg
2:34:31
i wish i had a better sniper the green one is oh look a a [ __ ] a pinata
2:34:44
i the pinatas just give loot though the urgent play again is strong i have a goblin goblin brain don't like building
2:34:50
dude same i hate building so much that's literally fortnite without building for me is the best game is the best battle
2:34:57
royale ever it's so much fun because i love the graphics i love the cartoon aspect it's like way easier for me to
2:35:02
see people with the cartooniness than with the like you know with pub it's like impossible to see people and you just get [ __ ] headshotted by some
2:35:09
actual god like marine scene teal six [ __ ] like out of nowhere but fortnight you can just kind of run around
2:35:15
like you don't die super easy so it's okay if you're like out in the open i don't know it's like more fun it's kind of like overwatch it's like if overwatch
2:35:21
was turned into a battle royale with no classes it like i don't know for some reason overwatch and fortnite gave
2:35:28
me similar vibes gang easiest game of my life bro he's just
2:35:33
gave my [ __ ] life
2:35:42
yeah it's food time and then we're gonna play more because we're gonna like come on
2:35:48
look at look at this look at my match history guys let me just flex let me just brag a
2:35:53
little bit let me just if if i may toot my own horn just a tad
2:35:59
just a tad how do i look at my profile
2:36:06
where's my profile uh
2:36:12
uh wait how do i look at my oh profile
2:36:19
wait wait what it doesn't show
2:36:29
it doesn't show my winds what's good okay i might eat food sorry i made m8h jing okay food time
2:36:36
slash i'm gonna put on a youtube video first because you already know i have adhd and food anxiety so i have to watch
2:36:42
tv while i eat food okay what should we watch um
2:36:47
um someone you guys have a good uh like 12 minute youtube channel like a
2:36:55
channel that makes like 12 minute youtube videos start with daily dose until you guys or
2:37:01
daily notifications you guys figured out owl just
2:37:14
oh my god what
2:37:24
these guys found a mysterious spinning jar peanut butter i'm dead i'm watching you while eating kfc hell
2:37:29
yes cyber ghost that's sick or side three goes cypher goes
2:37:35
this person's cousin was cremated and they wanted to have their ashes thrown into the ocean oh no i know this is
2:37:40
gonna go bad oh no oh no
2:37:48
everyone knows that that is so bad oh god i can't
2:37:54
just find his ghost okay cool i'll call you ghost sounds good enjoy your kfc ghost dude that was horrible and on
2:38:00
their feet back in the 1960s the us government did experiments to see how cats would react in a situation where
2:38:06
i've seen this dude this video always makes me kind of sad automatic reflex action is almost completely lost under
2:38:12
weightlessness okay i've seen i've seen a version of that video where they're doing the cats
2:38:19
in zero g and one of the dudes straight up just punts one of the cats
2:38:24
like legit no no holds like like no holes bart he literally just kicks the cat
2:38:30
into the wall like it's kind of gently but he kicks the cat and i was like what
2:38:36
the [ __ ] don't be kicking cats
2:38:44
oh that's cute underneath the bottle cap
2:38:51
oh that's sad let the bee go i let the bee go
2:39:00
okay wait whoa wait what hold on my mouth just started watering
2:39:06
heavily i got it oh my god my mouth just dude it's so crazy how your mouth watering is a thing
2:39:12
like my mouth just flooded with with [ __ ] saliva because this smells really good i gotta show you guys my
2:39:17
food food check dank
2:39:23
let's [ __ ] go tacos baby yummy
2:39:28
food check food check okay back to gaming
2:39:33
we're back to tv i mean i think this is pretty cool there's a device that can change the shape of an egg
2:39:41
wait what
2:39:48
that's hilarious if you're an actor doing a life i feel like that's the most japanese thing ever like i don't i
2:39:54
already know that this product was made in japan there's no way that this cube egg was not developed in
2:40:02
japan how many buns on that mouse dude ah
2:40:08
a lot so many buttons it's for it's for playing like lost ark
2:40:13
and like world of warcraft and other mmos that have like eight million skills but yeah i i it has it has it has ten
2:40:20
buttons on the side adhd button mouse yeah exactly that's why if you guys noticed when i was playing
2:40:25
fortnite sometimes i would i would be right about to kill someone and then i would switch weapons it's because i got
2:40:31
too excited and i pressed one of the side buttons and it switched one of his twitch weapons
2:40:36
if you're an actor doing a live performance this is what happens backstage when you need to change quickly wait wait
2:40:57
he said go just go
2:41:12
this is one of the funniest videos i've ever seen
2:41:18
this is what happens backstage she said come hither
2:41:23
come hither they're like wait wait no no no no no no no this is my
2:41:28
favorite part someone someone with that this girl this girl this girl is my favorite part this girl with the makeup
2:41:35
brush look at her she's like she's like ah
2:41:40
she's like
2:41:54
she's like no i gotta contour the back of your neck real quick
2:42:02
[Laughter] she's like i got you i gotta contour your neck
2:42:09
[Music] oh that is so funny dude why is that so funny she's like i got you
2:42:17
yo welcome from romania hell yeah dude hey if you're from romania you're pretty
2:42:22
close to the conflict and i hope you're staying safe mwah much love stay safe my friend
2:42:29
yeah no that was just go just go through this room
2:42:36
that was so good i'm dead
2:42:44
this snowplow driver is either really bad at driving or trying their best to take out everything they see
2:42:56
yo hello from england what's up clg how you doing
2:43:02
seo gaming what's good it's been a while welcome
2:43:09
that was the best that is the end of this wait what are we helping in a while
2:43:17
all right i know it's been a while
2:43:22
that was the best that was pretty awesome video i really hope you enjoyed and that was pretty cool again very soon
2:43:28
that's pretty cool i like that all right um
2:43:35
all right try not to laugh [ __ ] it
2:43:40
we're doing it uh we're doing it
2:43:51
wow come on come on now are you one i won
2:43:58
stop it
2:44:16
bro
2:44:21
my man said my man said you picked the wrong day boy
2:44:27
he said i'm gonna take my airpods out [ __ ] you picked the wrong day to hit a golf cart
2:44:36
what
2:44:43
dude how did he fit that whole thing in his
2:44:48
mouth
2:44:55
no way your tires getting flat if you just follow this line and there's like a bit
2:45:02
of a gap in it you can tell your tire is flat because sometimes it can be really hard
2:45:11
where do you learn that trick yeah that's a good question i'm sorry
2:45:17
be really hard
2:45:37
what he's playing flappy bird
2:45:45
do you guys remember flappy bird dude who played flappy bird
2:45:51
raise your hand press one press type one if you played flabby bird
2:45:57
that [ __ ] holy [ __ ] dude for like for like three months yeah thank you for
2:46:04
like three months that [ __ ] was the most fun game i've ever played like with my
2:46:11
friends holy [ __ ] we me and my friends would hang out and just sit next to each other just
2:46:16
playing flappy bird i don't know what it was but it was the
2:46:22
most [ __ ] and fun [ __ ] i've ever played for like a couple weeks and then it was gone
2:46:29
but wow what a legend he really took the took the app store by storm with just
2:46:34
the most basic game of all time what an era
2:46:43
not now hello guys i recommend my friend channel mr memmas this is a channel with very
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funny compilations that's funny subscribe and be always in a positive mood i'm dead
2:46:55
good ad with the minecraft music
2:47:07
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2:47:20
bro look at me
2:47:26
bro that's i relate to this dog
2:47:32
this is wait wait wait dude wait you guys look at me
2:47:37
this is a toast emoji bro it's [ __ ] wait where are that where are that it's [ __ ]
2:47:53
[Laughter] it's perfect
2:48:05
oh that's creepy i was funny and now it's creepy i didn't see it long enough
2:48:11
bro that is that is oh come on
2:48:16
don't do my man like that bro what guys it's 4 20 in the morning
2:48:22
we're about to make some spaghetti i already know this is gonna be fun
2:48:41
what camera did i use i use a logitech literally just logitech 1080 hd i don't
2:48:46
know the actual it's like cr1712 i don't know what the [ __ ] it actually is but just search logitech webcam 1080p
2:48:54
first one that comes up that's the one i use bro wait i'm sorry i gotta watch this last one what the [ __ ] is this guy what
2:49:00
are they watching oh they're watching horse racing they're watching horse race somebody in here
2:49:07
we don't kink shame but that dude's self-flagellation yeah i know that was a little much
2:49:17
something wrong nope
2:49:24
bro what i love the internet so much
2:49:42
this is the funniest [ __ ] oh my god this is the best video in this video so far
2:49:48
[Laughter] oh that's so good
2:49:57
oh my god no way dude
2:50:03
oh that's awesome
2:50:12
um
2:50:20
[Music]
2:50:32
true [Laughter]
2:50:46
yo that was such a good video that was such a good video dude oh my god
2:50:56
[Laughter]
2:51:08
oh why was that so funny dude
2:51:18
let's go i don't know what's going on there okay come on
2:51:26
that was mean i feel so bad i feel bad for laughing at that that was
2:51:33
me
2:51:40
no what's going on i need to skip this what's happening i'm sorry that was too much
2:51:47
wait wait wait wait what was that
2:51:52
that looked funny oh she's about to get
2:52:02
rosie rosie
2:52:08
oh she's about to gate she's about to get attacked nah rosie's like leave me the [ __ ] alone
2:52:14
bro i'm trying to sleep yo rosie's trying to sleep bro true
2:52:20
oh that sucks
2:52:31
bummer dude
2:52:40
okay come on [Music]
2:52:47
[Applause]
2:52:57
yo cotton 4k
2:53:06
[Music]
2:53:12
bro that's mean
2:53:21
bro no cars out here and then there's she just that was [ __ ] up she was just
2:53:26
ruining people's white shirts that [ __ ] does not come off [ __ ] lipstick does not come off that
2:53:32
easily frozen oh my god that
2:53:46
[Music] what
2:54:02
[Music] [Laughter]
2:54:16
okay [Laughter]
2:54:22
[Music] i i have a story about this dude
2:54:28
i have a story okay a couple of weeks ago or like i don't know what time literally okay first of all who agrees
2:54:35
with me time doesn't exist anymore it's literally ever since the pandemic started it's like three months ago is
2:54:43
the same thing as 10 months ago is the same thing as a year and a half ago it doesn't [ __ ] matter anyway a little bit ago my friend came to visit me
2:54:50
and literally it's just funny because he's very like
2:54:55
my friend from home who visited me is kind of like his parents were like helicopter parents
2:55:01
you know what i mean where they were very like they were very kind of like overbearing on him so he he
2:55:07
has a lot of anxiety about like random different things like he gets uncomfortable easily he gets he gets you know he feels unsafe a lot because his
2:55:14
parents were always like oh my god you're gonna die if you go outside without a sweater holy [ __ ] and so yeah
2:55:19
he's just a little bit he gets like he gets thrown off by unusual things we'll just say that anyway so
2:55:27
my friend he comes to visit me he comes to new york and like new york if you haven't ever
2:55:32
lived in new york you just gotta understand that like in new york city every apartment it's like a total
2:55:38
[ __ ] roll of the dice of what's gonna be wrong with it there's definitely something wrong with it you just don't
2:55:44
know what it's gonna be and it's like it could be you know the stove doesn't work
2:55:49
or it could be something a little bit scarier like the stove explodes or it could be like when you
2:55:54
turn on the shower the sink also turns on you know like [ __ ] like that but like
2:56:00
so my friend comes from a nice you know nice little small california town he comes and he comes to sit in the chair
2:56:07
in my a i pick him up from the airport i bring him back to my apartment where like i'm like it's so good to see you it's great
2:56:12
to have you thank you so much for coming he's sitting in my chair all of a sudden this has never happened
2:56:17
to me in this apartment before all of a sudden the light above right above him directly above him started pouring
2:56:24
water it just started pouring water all over his [ __ ] everything and he
2:56:30
freaked out because he did not expect that it wasn't even raining outside it wasn't
2:56:37
raining outside there wasn't a leak it just just started pouring water in it
2:56:42
luckily i was like holy [ __ ] and so i ran and got a bucket and i got a bucket i put under it like they had they had
2:56:48
they had a [ __ ] they had a [ __ ] cooler
2:56:55
like what the [ __ ] i had a bucket i put the bucket there luckily the water stopped very quickly
2:57:02
but it was just hilarious because my friend is like someone who just like he gets thrown off very easily and it was
2:57:09
just funny because like i just picked him up from the airport i i got us some food i was like okay i'm gonna make it
2:57:14
like a really comfortable welcoming you know like it's gonna be really nice for him to come in and just like feel welcome
2:57:20
and like have a nice meal and then he just [ __ ] got rained on inside from the light
2:57:28
and i can already tell he was like [ __ ] this bro i want to go home
2:57:37
it was so funny i was like i'm sorry dude this has never happened to me before this is literally just the
2:57:43
worst luck of all time no it was hilarious yeah anyway let's continue
2:57:51
that was my friend bro i was this is what it was i was the one laughing i was the one with the camera
2:57:56
like laughing
2:58:02
that was my friend that was him he was like what the [ __ ]
2:58:10
god okay boy time to get feet wet exactly this is one of your friends who watches
2:58:16
your streams yes he doesn't watch it a lot but he does watch it occasionally no
2:58:22
what are you doing please
2:58:31
i have a job i have okay
2:58:36
wait what sorry this is the closest thing i have
2:58:42
to a pillow bro he said wait what
2:58:53
that's a pillow bro this is the closest thing i have to a pillow though sorry bro this is the
2:58:58
closest thing i have to a pillow bro so real
2:59:04
tonight yeah yeah bro i'm good i'm good wait did you close the ouija board
2:59:22
bro that's just so funny bro did you close the ouija board
2:59:30
wait did you close the ouija board [Music]
2:59:36
oh that was so good oh god that made me flinch
2:59:46
what what that was the worst thing i've ever seen what just happened
2:59:57
come on
3:00:03
he's like don't do it bro don't do it bro please don't die
3:00:09
[Laughter] oh that's funny
3:00:15
yo okay come on all right i gotta give some love to this video everyone please
3:00:21
go like this video this is a great video this has some great content in it
3:00:29
what the [ __ ] i know right gotcha
3:00:35
gotcha [ __ ] right there
3:00:43
this is such a good video dude i'm [ __ ] dead
3:00:49
i'm [ __ ] dead dude [Music]
3:00:57
no i don't like the spilling videos i don't like the ones where they spill [ __ ]
3:01:03
i don't like that i don't need new friends
3:01:12
i don't need new friends i don't need new friends
3:01:18
the music he said i don't need no friends
3:01:25
i don't need new friends i don't need no friends dude this is such a good video
3:01:36
i'm in such a giggling mood right now this is what you guys want in my living
3:01:42
room isn't it don't deny it you got oh [ __ ] see this is why i can't
3:01:47
have it though this is why i can't do this because this will happen to me
3:02:00
yeah a better mounted version perhaps
3:02:15
he gave nux to the lobster bro that was like
3:02:21
what just happened oh that is so mean bro that's not funny
3:02:28
at all that is so mean that's so mean what a dick
3:02:53
what
3:03:02
no no do not
3:03:11
oh get [ __ ] yo that's what you get that's what you get for filming a tick tock of you eating pizza
3:03:17
and then holding out like that got em
3:03:23
get [ __ ]
3:03:29
[Music]
3:03:38
wait that's not even a cat cage that's like a hamster cage
3:03:46
[Music] bro can i get some of your uh
3:03:58
no way dude no no way that is such a perfect video oh my god
3:04:07
[Music] bro can i get some of your uh lettuce
3:04:16
holy [ __ ] what new door new door
3:04:23
oh [ __ ] new door new door new door
3:04:30
oh [ __ ]
3:04:36
bro why is this video actually goated
3:04:47
that's fake that's just that's fake uh so fake you can see you can see the
3:04:53
editing that's so fake especially with this like i might have believed it if they
3:05:00
didn't add the but like oh my god that's the fakest [ __ ] i've ever seen
3:05:07
oh no oh no oh no no no what a legend
3:05:14
oh that that was a lot less climactic than i thought it was going to be
3:05:21
oh my god that was kind of scary
3:05:29
all right one
3:05:38
that like what do you do at that point like you just quit life
3:05:44
like whoa like god god is against you i see that [ __ ]
3:05:51
i see that [ __ ] i'm like god there is no it actually i see that [ __ ] in fact
3:05:56
there is a god and he hates me are you kidding me dude oh my god look
3:06:03
at that one two three four five dude oh no
3:06:11
oh no that's horrible all right do one more time so
3:06:18
i'm gonna tighten it i'm gonna tighten here open your hand as big as you can make it this
3:06:24
left right you don't feel it
3:06:40
what bro
3:06:46
yo actually wonderful video that was really funny
3:06:52
oh man that was good [ __ ] okay wait maybe i need i need i need a
3:06:58
video i need a video that's not making me laugh so much we need like a kind of a cool video
3:07:07
how do you oh wait no queues gets that cuz
3:07:13
i don't know how to spell it no that's not it oh [ __ ] what is happening
3:07:21
come on where is it cute
3:07:28
what is it called [ __ ]
3:07:37
there it is yes thank you [Laughter] this is trying to type in random [ __ ]
3:07:44
are there lost alien civilizations in our past let's let's watch this video when we think about alien civilizations
3:07:51
we tend to look into the vastness of space to far away planets
3:07:56
but there is another incredibly vast dimension that we might be giving too little thought to i know time
3:08:04
somehow i found a pregnancy hundreds of millions of years other civilizations existed on earth
3:08:12
indigenous technological species that rose and died out and that they or their
3:08:17
artifacts are buried beneath our feet i mean what science have to say about
3:08:22
this and what are the implications for us tacos
3:08:30
aliens no i'm eating very delicious right now it has existed for full babies
3:08:38
mostly as single-celled organisms until some 540 million years ago the cambrian
3:08:43
explosion heralded the age of animals a huge time window for our indigenous
3:08:49
aliens where would we look for them and what could we hope to find
3:08:54
sadly we have only one civilization to look at ourselves anatomically modern humans emerged
3:09:00
around 300 000 years ago and probably lived in small groups of hunter-gatherers slowly spreading around
3:09:06
the world progress was slow and our lifestyle didn't change much although there may
3:09:12
have been local bursts of complexity until about 10 000 years ago when the
3:09:17
agricultural revolution changed our lifestyle forever including massive population growth yay farming progress
3:09:25
i love farmers animals with culture and tools that would have been invisible from space we changed the face of the
3:09:31
planet cleared forests and constructed cities and temples for our gods breathtaking speeds and scales
3:09:38
until about 300 years ago industrial revolution species yet again our numbers grew exponentially
3:09:46
as did our impact on the planet gang we could say that our three hundred thousand year long tacos are not common
3:09:52
in the uk bummers we were hunter gatherers i mean believe it or not oh i believe it
3:09:57
i feel like tacos are absolutely not something that would be in the sense farmers for 2.9
3:10:02
and industrialists for 0.1 percent of our history and yet not a lot of times denmark
3:10:09
i'm sorry for you guys
3:10:22
everything older has been crushed to dust or turned over and it's either below the ground or covered by ice or
3:10:28
ocean our age the anthropocene will be a layer only a few centimeters thick in a few
3:10:34
million years damn if there were aliens before us and they too went through these three phases what would remain of
3:10:41
them what can we learn about indigenous aliens by looking at ourselves
3:10:48
isn't the term indigenous alien kind of an oxymoron
3:10:54
what the [ __ ] do you mean indigenous alien hunter-gatherer aliens
3:11:00
we actually know that in the last few million years there were hunter-gatherer aliens our ancestors like homo erectus and
3:11:07
cousins like the neanderthals or denisovans oh they're just by alien they just mean
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non-human sentient species or are lost
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our culture yeah they left fragments of their bodies of weapons and tools and even art
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considering how long they existed and how little remains of them although they live not that far from our present it's
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easy to think there have been others intelligent animals like us that could talk and use tools and fire that had
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culture and art for the last two million years most hominins lived as hunter-gatherers so if
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these aliens never moved up higher on the tech tree hundreds of different species and cultures could have existed
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without leaving any traces their artifacts lost to biological and then
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geological processes at worst they would leave absolutely nothing to be found after thousands of
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years but what about fossils we talked about how unlikely the process
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of fossilization is in more detail in our dinosaur video but in a nutshell per
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hundred thousand years of earth's history we only get a handful of good fossils
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so we might easily just miss fossils of such people but even if we had any we wouldn't necessarily be able to identify
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them as hunter-gatherers agricultural and empire aliens
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looking at humans again agricultural societies left much more to be dug up and found because they used more
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sophisticated tools made from sturdier materials and had to feed millions leaving many more artifacts
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farming allowed them to specialize and develop tech from writing to navigation architecture and government
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over thousands of years city-states became kingdoms and empires some existing four millennia before they fell
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many of the buildings or monuments they constructed are still around and traces of them will exist for a few thousand
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more years damn some only as outlines in the ground but still recognizable to
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future archaeologists true the pyramids are piles of limestone so massive that
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they will probably be around for hundreds of thousands of years oh yeah because of the greater numbers of humans
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that live during our farm and empire period we can expect way more fossils and artifacts to be detectable maybe for
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a few million years before they vanish so we can say with confidence that no such indigenous alien civilization
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existed in the uk so i better get to bed all right clg all good mwah much love yeah no worries anyone who's gonna go to
3:13:39
sleep in fact in fact i'm a little i mean this video is kind of interesting
3:13:46
but it's like it's kind of not really telling me stuff that i didn't already know so i'm gonna play one more game of fortnight
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and then i will also be on my way but we'll do one more game
3:13:57
because i'm done with eating oh we got a cute dance real quick [ __ ] all right wait
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okay wait let me cancel uh gotta try music for that gotta turn on music for that
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this is my new oh guys by the way wait come on give me yeah wait funk there we
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go okay by the way i'm gonna tell you uh real quick just a tease two teases i got two teases two
3:14:24
things to tease one thing to tease is speaking of music i have been working with a couple
3:14:31
artists making the type of music like this type of thing and also the other type of music that i just like all the all the
3:14:38
kind of like cute kawaii type of music that i listen to on my channel i've been working with
3:14:43
some artists to make some of that completely copyright free all that [ __ ]
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for everyone to use so i'm i'm like i'm like working with some people to make music that all of you guys can use on
3:14:54
your streams on your youtube videos doesn't matter yes music exactly
3:15:00
records we're making some music for all of you guys to use on all your channels all your youtube videos all your uh
3:15:07
uh twitch streams all that [ __ ] do you sing no it's not it's not like lyric stuff it's it's more like beats with like cute little like like ooh stuff in
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it so yes stay tuned for that like probably gonna be like hundred songs like multiple hours of
3:15:21
music so stay tuned for that it's gonna be awesome second of all other little tease we're
3:15:27
nearing 100k subscribers on my channel on my youtube channel and i can't really think of a better milestone than that to
3:15:35
do some merch so we're gonna do some shirts or do some beanies or do some skirts do some crop tops maybe even a
3:15:42
little plushie maybe some thigh highs where you do some rhinoli merch so t's
3:15:48
i don't know i i have some i have some ideas about what the what the designs are gonna be
3:15:53
um i i've been working with a few people so we're gonna figure it out but i'm gonna make sure that it's like i'm not gonna
3:16:00
do some dumb merch drop that's just like oh yeah buy my [ __ ] it just says my name on it not i'm gonna wear stuff that i
3:16:05
would wanna wear that i think you guys would really like that i think you guys would think is cute and that looks good
3:16:10
so stay tuned for that boom either way there you go those are my little teases
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um let's play some [ __ ] fun night oh yeah wait we got to do a dance real quick that's what i was going to do
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that's why they look at me i i go my memory is getting better uh actually we listen to that too much
3:16:29
let's go to this one
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dance time
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thank you
3:17:46
hey yes they're right now shuffle indeed
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indeed oh that that shook up my my tummy a little bit
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i shook up my dinner a little bit
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alrighty one more game one more game let's get it we need a dance stream true we do need a
3:18:13
dance stream yeah dancing on a full stomach is is a little bit of a bad idea i think
3:18:20
dinner redistribution exactly redistribute the the wealth of the dinner throughout the body
3:18:27
new icon for fortnite i'd be doubt fortnite ryan ollie yeah we need we need
3:18:33
to write an ollie gun emoji
3:18:40
who wants it hey guys what's up oh wait
3:18:45
oh no yeah they can hear me hey what's up guys
3:18:54
yo look at these guys names wait oh i guess my push talk is all around
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[ __ ] it these guys names bro
3:19:05
brown poop haha and dr schloom 10 out of 10 names
3:19:23
oh i'm bad okay i need to turn down my sensitivity sensitivity's
3:19:29
too damn high oh i'm bad
3:19:37
there we go
3:19:48
we got the emote true did they ever say anything back to you sometimes sometimes i've been in games
3:19:55
where they say back hey what's good y'all y'all got bikes or no are you michaels we've got some michael's michaels again
3:20:03
it was it was annoying i really wish they would talk back to me because last time yesterday i was playing and like literally every game i played with some
3:20:09
really funny kids and i was like damn i'mma play this tomorrow be good content but unfortunately nay
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we're going tilted we're going to tilt it as usual [ __ ] it
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tilt the towers baby you better be coming with me
3:20:31
bro no one's coming with me no one's coming with me all right fine i
3:20:37
guess we're not going tilted guys come on
3:20:42
all right i'll go this house first
3:20:48
oh look there's a chest right there
3:21:00
get some shield right quick rather play viewers yeah dude i'd be i'd be very down next time i'm like next
3:21:06
next time i stream like let's definitely play
3:21:18
all right don't need that
3:21:32
another [ __ ] blue smg i don't need that
3:21:38
is there anything else i need no oh ammo box
3:21:45
all right oh wait there's a there's another chest
3:21:59
wait what where is it wait i'm so confused
3:22:07
where's the chest oh there it is aha
3:22:16
aha i guess i get those minis all right
3:22:22
dude yeah this is the best update in fortnight it's literally right now fortnite is in the best state it's ever
3:22:28
been this version of fortnite in my opinion is like by far the most fun fortnight
3:22:35
has ever been it's so much fun look at these little mushrooms this is also fun far part about fortnite
3:22:41
is there's like environmental things that give you good stuff like little mushrooms in the in the trees give you some shield gang
3:22:49
let's go i'm gonna go to my team even though i know there's people at tilted town you know what
3:22:55
ah okay fine i'll go to my team i kind of want to just go solo though you know what i'm gonna meet my team i'm
3:23:00
gonna meet my team later alright i'm going off to go get kills
3:23:05
[ __ ] it i'm going to tilt the towers by myself i'll meet him later
3:23:12
i gotta go get some kills bro
3:23:17
adc inspiration exactly exactly
3:23:24
this is where i'm going i'm going to tilt it
3:23:31
all right we're at i already know there's people here
3:23:41
la la la la
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you got what do you got for me all right no [ __ ] another smg dude i need an assault rifle no don't get out of here
3:23:58
i need a [ __ ] assault rapport what is that i don't know
3:24:05
all right we're the nerds where are the nerds that i can kill and steal their guns
3:24:13
oh circle all right circles already coming in
3:24:18
i guess i'll take this shield over here so i can be invincible invincible literally no one going to
3:24:25
kill me leeroy jenkins exactly that's me bro that's me in every game i
3:24:33
aspire to be leroy jenkins honestly not even in every game not gonna lie in my
3:24:38
entire life i aspire to be leroy jenkins in my in every aspect of my living
3:24:44
that guy is my [ __ ] hero bro what a legend he said
3:24:51
tits up let's do this leroy that's the best video on the internet
3:24:57
bro that [ __ ] is so good god damn it leroy
3:25:03
i love that video so much all right come on give me a good gun
3:25:10
dude come on come on
3:25:15
yeah more dots more dots
3:25:20
oh good dude give me a good gun
3:25:29
there's no good guns oh is there really no people here dude am i
3:25:34
the only [ __ ] person in tilted towers what happened to fortnite tilted used to
3:25:41
be the [ __ ] vietnam tilted tower used to be straight up
3:25:46
afghanistan just literally like only shooters oh here's a good gun oh someone died up
3:25:52
here someone died up here
3:26:04
a purple sniper hmm what should i drop for it i guess that
3:26:11
i also kind of want this though i guess we don't really need the pump we'll take the smg instead yo purple
3:26:19
hunting rifle that's nice that's nice at least i still got chicken
3:26:24
yeah right he's at least like my chicken bro
3:26:30
that video is so good damn there's really no one in tilted
3:26:36
towers interesting come on dude i want to kill people i guess i'll go to my team
3:26:43
i'm glad they're still alive all right what's good
3:26:50
what's good where the nerds where the scrubs [Music]
3:26:57
the thermal yes dude guys guys guys guys guys this is my favorite gun but my favorite
3:27:04
gun the whole game the thermoscope bro it's got a thermal is it easy [ __ ] this is oh my god i'm so excited i love the
3:27:10
thermal i love the thermal bro i'll carry you king i carry you this is my last game for today but next stream bro
3:27:16
anyone who wants to play with me please play let's we'll get dubs dubs on dubs
3:27:23
oh is that somebody oh oh no see that's an npc but this is why the thermal's so good dude this is why the thermal's so
3:27:29
good like he's right there but that's npc i already know where's the players where's the players for me to kill huh
3:27:37
all right there's my team they're just bumbling around like some silly heads just doing whatever
3:27:43
all right i guess i'll go to my team i guess i go to my team brown poop haha
3:27:48
and dr schlong the legends the legends themselves
3:27:55
[Music] i'm dead the libra meme is more than that it started off as a raid and wow that
3:28:02
failed yeah no i know dude i've watched the i've watched the video i've watched the original video of the guy in wow
3:28:09
like they're they're doing a nixia's lair dude they're doing a nixia and he guns and he runs in and he triggers all
3:28:15
the little dragons from the eggs [ __ ] hilarious
3:28:21
a champion a champion among men all right actually though
3:28:27
where is anyone like i feel like i feel like fortnite like what happened dude like where are the people for me to kill
3:28:34
i used to play this game and there was people everywhere all the time and i would just get murked but now
3:28:39
i'm i'm wishing for people to kill where are they
3:28:46
where are they they're nowhere to be found
3:28:52
i wish i could type in this game so i could tell my friends that we're gonna win no matter what then they don't have to worry
3:29:00
yo where is anyone to shoot i need to shoot someone
3:29:05
i'm pissed there's people i hear gunshots i hear gunshots
3:29:11
i hear gunshots i hear gunshots oh yeah we got a bounty oh they're right there
3:29:17
oh wait these are these npcs bro what are these real people
3:29:27
oh these are these are these are real people and bots together
3:29:37
man these stupid bots get out of here we're trying to kill people
3:29:43
not you
3:29:49
not you dumbass i want to kill you
3:29:55
all right where are the real people at huh we're the real people at huh
3:30:09
bro is that person really losing to a bot over there
3:30:14
is that a real person losing to a bot that's just sad
3:30:21
bro what is happening those aren't oh these are all just bots dude is there no real people in here man
3:30:27
[ __ ] this i'm going to the bounty i'm going to the bounty
3:30:33
see this yellow this yellow circle there's someone in there that we got to kill
3:30:40
someone in their home skillet home skill at 95. that's who we gotta kill
3:30:46
where you at bro
3:30:53
where you at breath
3:30:59
oh is he right there oh you see that shot
3:31:05
you see that knock yeah that was pretty good
3:31:10
that was pretty our bounty got poached bro that's [ __ ] i wasn't the right person
3:31:18
oh there's a real person over there though there's a real person over there i'm gonna go kill i'm gonna go kill him
3:31:27
hey where you at bro
3:31:33
they're shooting at him who are they shooting at he's over there somewhere oh there he is
3:31:41
god i hate them npcs they're so annoying like just let me play the game
3:31:48
all right this dude's [ __ ] dead
3:31:55
boom boom boom boom boom you're dead you're dead [ __ ]
3:32:01
ah goodbye
3:32:08
now i'll kill these stupid-ass freaking npcs like why are they even npcs in this game
3:32:15
dude i don't understand stop stop stop stop stop oh [ __ ] i just
3:32:23
got not what what
3:32:33
no way dude guys come save me
3:32:43
dude my team's not gonna save me no
3:32:51
wait how did you
3:32:56
that's embarrassing yes brown poop
3:33:02
brown poop come get me boy yes let's go
3:33:07
i know no what the [ __ ] come on get me up yes thank you okay
3:33:13
i know i really i really whoa come on don't make fun of me
3:33:19
don't troll me are you gonna just are you just two one okay good okay wow
3:33:27
i thought they were gonna troll me cheers okay okay okay okay my hubris i i know i
3:33:35
know i had a lot of pubers right there all right no more no more
3:33:41
i will never underestimate an npc again in my life npcs are gods
3:33:47
i am just a lowly player a lowly human
3:33:52
against the godly npcs all right [ __ ] job all right i'm i
3:34:01
gotta kill at least four more people to be satisfied with this game
3:34:07
there's not enough people to shoot dude there's only stupid npcs
3:34:19
i hear gunshots though it's like every time i hear gunshots it's unclear about is whether it's a
3:34:25
real person or not first fanboy down for tonight it's okay i'm back
3:34:33
all right i hear shots there must be someone around here
3:34:41
perhaps
3:34:47
get [ __ ] bye [ __ ]
3:34:52
game over dude that's the best feeling about this game is when it says eliminated rather than knocked out you just know
3:34:59
game over like you're gone bye bye game is over for you it feels so good to
3:35:06
just take people out of the game oh you're shooting at me that's cute that's cute that's really cute that's really
3:35:12
cute of you that's really cute that you thought you could kill me you stupid ass bye
3:35:18
yeah that's what i thought oh look there's another silly head why don't you come out and show your
3:35:23
face so i can yeah yeah you thought you thought you [ __ ] thought my friend
3:35:29
you thought nope anyone else
3:35:35
literally who else wants it someone come out and play someone come out and say hello to me i
3:35:40
will [ __ ] light you up game is over if you say hi
3:35:47
oh you hello yeah game is over for you game is just over for you game is just
3:35:52
over oh also you game
3:35:58
is over game is over bye goodbye
3:36:03
this is op dude i love i love this this rifle the thermal rifle is so [ __ ]
3:36:08
good oh oh oh hello
3:36:16
ah let's go let's go okay i gotta finish them off i
3:36:21
just gotta go finish them up
3:36:29
no no no
3:36:39
that's it that's it that's it yeah i guess i'm playing against some bots but that's it
3:36:47
and that was kind of hot hey you're welcome let's go baby
3:36:53
55 accuracy wow i don't miss guys i don't miss in fact in fact i hit more
3:36:59
than i miss nine of limbs two assists 55 accuracy
3:37:06
33 head shots dab on them get [ __ ]
3:37:12
all right that's it that's it that's it for me oh my goodness
3:37:20
this game is so fun dude i swear if anyone played fortnite in the past and you didn't enjoy it try it again with
3:37:26
the no building it's so fun it's literally so much fun oh [ __ ] we got a skirt spin in the house
3:38:12
hey my goodness all right y'all
3:38:19
all right y'all damn look at that
3:38:25
after a couple hours basically all the makeup is gone i don't know how girls do it dude how do girls
3:38:32
have they spend the whole day with their makeup and it stays on the whole day i just i touch my face too much
3:38:39
like i wipe off my makeup so quickly
3:38:44
anyway that's gonna be it for me for today
3:38:50
i love you guys so much i had such a wonderful time look at me three hours
3:38:55
and 38 minutes ain't like no thang dude i'm getting so good at this goddamn
3:39:00
i love y'all so much thank you so much for chilling with us it was so good to have you all thank you
3:39:06
so much for the donations for the subs for the support also just just for chatting also even just for lurking i
3:39:13
love you my lurkers my chatters my subs my followers my everyone i love you guys mwah thank you so much for being with me
3:39:21
you literally make my day so much better recently i've been yeah and of course for the donators thank you so much for
3:39:27
the donations i love you guys so much like absolute insane support but seriously you guys make me so much
3:39:34
my day so much better i've been looking forward to streaming so much recently like on the day that i stream i'm like
3:39:39
yes i get to stream i get to see my chat my team my squad i love you guys
3:39:44
thank you so much i seriously have no words for how grateful i am that you guys are just
3:39:50
here with me hanging out supporting just being awesome mwah you're the most fun
3:39:55
sexiest funniest hottest awesomest people i've ever met i love you
3:40:00
get out there do your thing be yourself chase your dreams wear what you want to wear be who you want to be
3:40:07
do what you want to do say what you want to say and do not give a [ __ ] about what
3:40:13
people think about you alright you heard me you heard me yeah should we rate someone who should we raid y'all want to rate
3:40:19
somebody put it in chat and we'll do it slash let me check let's see has anyone
3:40:24
got some see some some some low viewer people some small small streamers
3:40:33
let's see oh we could read zoey we could reach th cutie last time we went through each cutie was
3:40:39
extremely cute so maybe we should do that again i'm going to do that again i love reading thq she's adorable all
3:40:44
right guys show her some love show her some love she's super nice
3:40:50
and we made her day last time we did it so let's do it all right y'all
3:40:58
i love you guys get out there and be yourself you're the best [ __ ]
3:41:04
community a streamer could ask for i'm not even kidding you are the best group of people anyone a little boy little
3:41:09
girl could ask for i love you guys so much mwah get out there i love peace