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what is up how we doing everybody
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how are we doing what the hell is up yo what the hell is
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up welcome to the stream welcome welcome sorry misty yesterday
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had a little bit of a down day as one does you know but here we are here we are had to make
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up for it what the [ __ ] is up y'all i wonder what's for dinner you already know it's breakfast baby we got pancake
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mix gonna make some french toast gonna make some uh breakfast smoothie you
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already know probably some i didn't get any bacon unfortunately got some eggs though
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oh fit check in the house i also got my apron don't worry about it
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there it is do what he is here now i hope you find today i'm doing just fine nico how you doing what's up
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nonsensication but i just ate bummer dude
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got any cinnamon for the toast i think so i got some uh i got some cinnamon sugar
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doing great texas rangers home opener a couple hours hell yeah eric the [ __ ] yeah have fun with that damn man your
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hair looks luscious thank you it's still uh my hair is still drying that's why it looks kind of weird because it's still
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wet but yeah hopefully within like the next hour or something it'll be dry
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dude that's one of the most annoying things about long hair that i didn't know yo songbird thank you for the follow that's one of the most annoying
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things about long hair that i didn't know it takes like two hours for your hair to dry like i used to with short hair just be
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like pop pop hair's dry like within like 30 minutes of getting out of the shower
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oh well outfit on fire thank you that means looking fit af2 thanks
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i got some knobbly ass knees bro your knees are literally 8k ultra hd
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what does that even mean is that sure from the other day yes this is one of the shirts that i opened recently
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you look great thanks neko what's your waist mine's 25 i actually don't know i think mine's around 25 26.
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french toast is goated it really is it's so so delicious
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this looks darker than usual true
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how was school it was fun school's been a good time i mean like i usually i don't have too many like friends in my
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classes because all my friends do like other stuff besides physics but um no yeah i got some compliments on my
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face this week it's been or last week it was fun shark looks bigger and thicker
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he's been eating well he's been eating well shark has been i've been feeding him good
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hydration true and i gotta get my what up
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alrighty so shall we shall we get started let me put
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my apron on first
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okay wait okay wait should we wear this apron
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should we wear this apron or should we wear the other one that's like the maid outfit apron
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you guys know what i'm talking about
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yeah this is like cooking mama apron but i also have like the maid girl apron
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which one do you think is okay this one's good all right sounds good
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just the classic yeah i feel like this one's good for breakfast i don't know why it's like a good breakfast apron you know
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yes 1960s housewife apron exactly very true
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oh this one's cute this one has a good waist
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waiting
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i can't see i can't see how do you tie it how do you tie a bow
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behind your back i don't know how to do it [ __ ]
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[ __ ] i don't know
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i can't tie the boat okay i'll figure it out
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yo bro what's up what's up acid oh my god okay i'm just gonna tie a
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square knot [ __ ] it should i tie to the front okay i'll tie it to the front
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no no come on okay
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okay good call good call big brain huge brain
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very large brained individual in my chat thank you very much whoever suggested this
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okay oh my god these are such long strings okay
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wait wait
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guys i am literally struggling so hard
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okay i just gotta untie this one
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oh my god why is it so difficult
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okay we did it woohoo
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we did it we did it
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all right step one of doing cookie stream complete put on
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the apron success all righty skirt spin time oh did i miss the skirt
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spin oh also there's an uh well there you go
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honey i'm home oh honey i've made brunch for you
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hello hello okay
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all righty let's get it let's get it started will your stream stream schedule change now nah if you look in the
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if you look at my tweets or my announcements or anything i just i just had a down day yesterday so i pushed
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yesterday's stream to today but nope we'll still be on wednesday friday sunday alrighty let's get it going okay
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let's see if this works i have a setup i'm not sure if it's gonna work
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can you guys hear me wait wait i have a flip chat here i forgot
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hello hello
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what's that guys let me just pull a chat on my laptop so i can hear you guys first
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what do you mean so i can hear you guys so i can read you guys
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okay okay sweet
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you can hear me and you can see me and we're good are we all good
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echo
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now is it good i mean it's gonna be it's just like my iphone
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it's my iphone microphone so um oh it's better okay cool it's my iphone microphone so
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it's not gonna be super good quality
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um but yeah okay sweet yeah sorry i'm gonna have to get a i'm gonna have to get like a
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better microphone for when um for to make this setup actually good um but right now we're
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just gonna have to work with my phone microphone all righty y'all let's get it started
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okay what should we make for sure make pancake first i'm basically gonna make like one pancake
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one french toast and like a smoothie and like an egg because i can't really eat like i can't eat that much so i'm not
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gonna make like a ton of pancakes but should we make a pancake first or freeze the french toast first which one fresh
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toast okay sounds good sounds good all right
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so basically basically i have there's two ways of doing this
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should i um should i look up a recipe or do you guys just want to help you guys just want to
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direct me because i feel like i feel like most of these things are not super complicated so like do you
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guys just want to like direct me and like tell me how to make the french toast that might be kind of fun or do
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you guys want to uh just have me look up a recipe and make it what do you guys wanna do
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either way i'm gonna get out some
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ingredients got some eggos should i look up the freshness all right
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i'll look up the french toast recipe
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french toast recipe all righty
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let's do it let's do it eggs when it comes to pressures okay
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all right so i think i'm gonna have this recipe
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so this is one egg all right let's get a bowl out and such so we can mix some things
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oh hydration check okay what's that grammar
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[Music] cheers
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okay i'm gonna get a new one it goes just got done with where kelly i'm so i'm worried welcome to the stream are there any
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french people in your vicinity if they are they're toast true very true omg not one
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i mean many eggs and egg waffles yeah i think it's i think it's pretty impossible to uh
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to uh eat what do you call them one egg i think it's in i think echoes have a have a requirement that you must
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eat more than one i think it's kind of physically impossible only you want to go maybe pancakes better first then you can
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let the batter rest while making the toast hmm okay i mean it is uh i just bought
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pancake mix so so that's gonna be easy i think that's just you mix it with water
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and we're fine i think about pancake man maybe i did make pancake mix wait what i
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thought i bought pancakes maybe we'll just make fresh toast okay let's just make french toast first
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because at least i know i have those ingredients okay
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okay i don't know if this bowl is deep enough but it's gonna it's the only bowl i have
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so forget all right so i need to have this recipe so we need instead of
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two thirds cup smell for the one-third cup of milk oh here's a problem i don't have any
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measuring things [Music] what do i do about that
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how much how big is a cup i don't know what oh wait does this have measuring
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stuff in it no it doesn't okay how much
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how big in relation to a cup oh wait you guys are over here in relation to a cup
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how big would you say this is would you say this is as big as a cup smaller than a cup
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or as big as a cup or bigger than a cup smaller cup or as big as a cup
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do you have a mug i don't yeah i feel like this is about
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someone said half as big or bigger we got all the answers
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we have all three answers okay um [Music]
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you know what we're gonna eyeball it i think i know about what a third of a cup looks like
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i'm gonna call i'm just gonna call
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i'm just gonna call this i was gonna call this a third of a cup [ __ ] it
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that sounds good to me that sounds good to me
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boop okay um
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mr milk eggs no okay
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oh i don't have vanilla extract that's okay i don't i didn't
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i always thought french toast was basically just eggs milk but i suppose there's a couple more
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things in there maybe we could do uh yeah i don't really have any
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substitutes for that to be quite honest that's okay
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alrighty
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we'll break an egg in there boom
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whoa that looks cool check it out that looks very
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strange the egg in the milk oh look my phone turned that's funny
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okay boom success
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great success okay um i think i have a whisk don't i i do
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look at that look at how prepared i am all right i pretty so it says
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i don't think i have cinnamon either it doesn't milk eggs vanilla and cinnamon and salt okay i guess i should
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put some salt how much salt salt to taste okay what the [ __ ] what do you mean salt to taste
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how much salt then what does salty taste to me do i just
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just i just crank it in my mouth a little bit and then go bruh and then spit it in and
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that's that's how much all right i'm just gonna put that much that's it that's all we want
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all righty well at least i have um
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syrup so it's fine all righty let's whisk this i don't know
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how to whisk but we're going to give it a shot dude this bowl is not deep enough i'm going to have to use like a pot
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we're we're going for a pot instead
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the bowls the bowl is far too shallow i would have spewed milk and eggs everywhere
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all right let's do it
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let me make this more
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in view we're whisking
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i use egg milk that's it okay cool yeah so i think i'll be fine then i think i'll be fine
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i mean means the amount of salt you like don't go overboard oh okay that's what to taste means but how do you know how do
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you know how much you like if you're like making an entire meal that seems kind of strange
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but i'm sure no metal and nonstick oh true okay well
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i'll just okay i'm not i'm not i'm not going ham on it you know i'm just
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alrighty all righty okay i think that's enough on
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that um let's see what else now then we just need the pan
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right okay so directions lightly butter or griddle all right
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got that got that kerry gold from ireland
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i'm pretty sure yes imported ireland irish butter
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butter i love when they say butter omg i haven't been able to chat in ages
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so hi what's up shai how you doing how are you doing all righty um
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butter butter butter did you guys ever what about in cooking
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mama cooking mama cook off do you guys remember the the challenge where you put the butter in the pan and you gotta like
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do this you know to get it all buttered that's why i always that's what i always think of when i'm done
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okay that's lightly buttered alrighty um okay and then we go to a medium high
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heat dunk your bread in the egg mixture all right
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what what kind of bread do you guys use for french toast i like sourdough i don't know if that's what's normally
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used but that's what i like
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alrighty i guess i'll just
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break that in half soak you in there
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um soaking both sides transferring to golden all right sounds good
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soaking the bread soaking the bread all right and now we're gonna do it we're gonna transfer it
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oh it's probably a little hotter
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or whiskey with my finger a little bit it needs to be a little bit more whisked
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i mostly use bread that seems that seems about right yeah
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but what kind of bread what kind of bread i think sourdough is one of the best breads sourdough's so
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yummy
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and we got us [Music]
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somehow a doubt they have british bread brands oh warburtons true interesting
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i'm not yeah we don't have that brand here unfortunately sourdough does toast
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we're also good for this yeah i agree brioche brioche is also i think good for
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french toast right i think that's like what a lot of people use
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oh my hair when it's like half wet looks not good in my opinion
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it's like right before it's actually fully dry it looks really weird and frizzy
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[Music] all righty
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[ __ ] let's make some more i'll make some more french toast screw it why not
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because i don't think we're making pancakes today because i forgot to buy pancake mix even though
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i was so sure i did it i don't know how that happened
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all right so cute
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dude cooking makes you feel good why does cooking just like why does well oops
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why does cooking just make you um feel like a person you're like i can do
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stuff you're like yeah i can do things and like you know be a human that does stuff
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all right how we looking oh it smells good
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smells real good smells delish
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i want to listen to this what are you guys listening to
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the annoying thing is that the way this whole phone thing works is that when i wear my headphones
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i can hear myself so it's like hard to talk because it's like i'm hearing myself
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while i'm talking but i want to hear the music
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that's okay
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i'm putting on i'm putting on the beanie to keep the hair out of my face actually no i'm not i'm not going to do
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that anyway i'll just do this okay um
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flip tie yes flip top oh that looks good
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that looks good hey let me show you
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wait there we go check it out
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looking good looking golden and delicious
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hell yeah hells to the yes okay
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i'll get your way get you out of the way
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all righty all right well those are cooking
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this one's soaking i'll flip this one
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glam perfect
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it looks yum i know right santa it looks very nice and golden brown perfect colors
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i kind of just had a little bit of a depressive episode this weekend but that's okay
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um or at least yesterday anyway but you know ups and downs that's life
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what about you guys you guys doing fun why are some people just naturally gifted it looking feminine i have
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flipped tons of gender in me i'm sorry nord i mean you know i think what we gotta understand
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eventually is that looking feminine and looking masculine is very much
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looking quote-unquote feminine and looking quote-unquote masculine is very much like a social construct so like ask
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yourself like maybe if we didn't have all these like really specific criteria of like what a
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boy should look like and what a girl should look like maybe you wouldn't feel bad you know maybe you would just wear
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what you wanted to wear and accept yourself so like just definitely keep that in mind whenever you're like oh i
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wish i looked like this like is that coming from you is that actually coming from you or is
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that coming from society or and like someone else you know did someone teach you that you should look
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like that it's just something to think about all right i guess i should
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start taking these off maybe right i need a little more
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need a little bit more all right need a little bit more butter
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butter butter butter everything's better with butter am i right
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ouchy that hurt [Music]
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[Music]
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i guess i shouldn't reach over here while looking over there probably a bad
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[Music] i put it in the living room for some
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reason
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[Music] okay um i think these are done yeah
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you're done you're done you come with me little boy
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need to get cooked dirt and you little boy you need to get soaked
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soaked alrighty
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[Music]
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look like a lumberjack then that's your prerogative my friend if you want to look like a lumberjack then [ __ ] go for it get that axe
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grill that beard wear those flannel shirts and timberlands
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chase your dreams my friends
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other people don't store their butter in the living room i know right [Music] weirdos
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didn't have the chance to stay when i first joined but hi hi no i know giggity how you doing i know what you mean i do know that i
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feel a little bit stressed after gender norms didn't exist the main thing is my chin but still i'm just i'm just telling
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you it's like it's like even that like you were taught to think like look up jennifer aniston dude
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jennifer aniston has a strong square jaw but that girl is [ __ ] hot like you
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know what i mean like all these features that you think you're not supposed to have it's like somebody else told you
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that you weren't supposed to have that that didn't come from you so just remember that just remember that my friends my friends
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my lovely people remember that like 90 of the
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expectations that you feel about yourself like didn't come from you and so they're probably not that
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important hi what's up iceland how you doing
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do you have a spatula you'll need one to remove yeah i do have a spatula right here
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right here i'll flip this guy
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oh yeah baby oh yeah baby dude how am i goaded at flipping them at
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the perfect time all right there's not enough for any
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more so that's it
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let la la la la
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dude oh my god i wanna i'm gonna do more cooking streams literally cooking feels amazing
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cooking feels so good you're just like i can do stuff and also i'm taking care of
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my needs and also it tastes good and also i saved money because i didn't buy
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food it just feels so good
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all right how are we looking i'm looking big papa now you need a little more time you know
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more time need a little more time what are you guys listening to
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i'm finally home after a long day of work hell yeah you cooking hell yeah we cooking what's
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up matilda welcome to the stream we have to put on the fresh toast i have a little bit of uh honey i got some
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honey that's what i have i don't have syrup but i do have honey so that's good
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uh how are you cooking your egg i think i like over easy that's my favorite type of egg over easy or like over medium
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you look nice today thanks amber i appreciate you how do you guys like your eggs i feel
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like eggs are very controversial topic lots of people like their like their eggs in very different ways
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i also really love you know my favorite type of egg honestly i think overall my favorite type of egg but it's kind of
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hard to make is a soft boiled egg not a hard-boiled egg but a soft boiled egg where the white is hard
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but the yolk is soft and then you like open it and then you get a little cup and you put the egg in the little egg
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cup and then you get little strips of toast and you dip it in the yolk
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[ __ ] amazing yo duck thank you for the follow my friend all right also thank you to whoever else
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has followed or subbed yo das d thank you for the gifted sub thank you so much sorry if i missed any
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follows or subs or anything it's just a little hard run cookie night
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all right i think this boy is about done
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what about you and that boy needs a flip have loss
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[Music] all right
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finally the hair is drying i usually cook shirtless when an apron
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looks lovely that does sound lovely that sounds quite lovely in fact
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there's actually a formula for how long egg needs to be boiled true i actually at home in my home in california i have
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a little like it's like a fake egg that you put in the pot
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with your real egg and it like changes color based on how cooked your real egg
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is gonna be it's pretty [ __ ] sick i didn't know that technology existed until like last year
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huge fan of sunny side up i've been playing a lot more with poached eggs hell yeah
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i have to think about what you said in any case thank you for your wisdom of course notarino no problem
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all righty let's check on our toasty how you doing bud
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are you doing a big pop-up oh no you need a little more one more time in fact you might have a
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tiny little little butter on your under on your underbelly
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[Music]
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yo what the hell holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh my god dude carter what
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the heck yo oh my goodness dex thank you so much
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what holy [ __ ] 25 25 subs dude thank you so much dex
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carter you're [ __ ] amazing holy [ __ ] wow thank you thank you thank you mwah
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that is so sweet thank you so much oh [ __ ] my shit's break i'm burning
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you're trying to distract me yourself so i burn my toast yo seriously thank you so so so much
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that is [ __ ] awesome holy [ __ ] thank you dex what's up big daddy box hey julia how
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you guys doing thank you so much for joining the team wait what
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oh my god oh my god
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barrel rider thank you so much what the hell holy [ __ ]
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thank you dude for the 20 [ __ ] subs barrel rider you're insane you're actually insane
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thank you so much holy [ __ ] that is so sweet thank you thank you thank you that
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is absolutely incredibly generous thank you barrel rider holy [ __ ] so many people just got subs dude this is
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amazing okay let's keep it going let's keep it going all right next i
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gotta just make my egg i just gotta make my egg to make a little over easy egg
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where'd my butter go bro why do i keep losing my butter
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bro the butter where'd the butter go
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oh it was actually it was in the fridge i was actually i love what
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i love when you're looking for something and it's actually where it's supposed to be but you didn't expect yourself to be
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good enough at you know putting things back where they're supposed to go to have actually put it back there
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like whenever i look for my sweatshirt like i never look like in my drawer or like on the hook you know what i mean i
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look like under my bed or like you know under my desk okay
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all right
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so like when i was looking for the butter i was like there's no way i actually put it back in the fridge like a smart person no chance it's gotta be
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in the living room
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come on
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[Music]
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all right go our egg
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oh my god yo thank y'all for the followers also one two three nova's thank you for the 500 bits baby what are
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we cooking all right so so far here's what we got we got a delicious plate of
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wonderful french toast in the house and then we are also about to cook a little
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over easy egg and that's what we're working with basically first place look for your sweatshirt are
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you wearing it right all righty all right
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manly man you already know buddy manly man manly man cooking
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cooking papa cook off right now all right
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i gotta put a little salt and pep on my eggs
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kaboom now i need this
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and i'm gonna flip it actually i'm not gonna flip it yet
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it's always a delicate art flipping your egg to make it over easy because you always risk breaking the yolk and i hate
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that yo thank you for the 500 bits though for real thanks what did you know that's very generous
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when you're getting your nails redone honestly not anytime soon because that [ __ ] was the worst dude i love the way
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they look but nah it's like functionally i i'm too much of a little like gremlin
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like i need to use my nails for [ __ ] you know what i mean like ah like i gotta peel stuff and like open cans
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and like type i just i got a game bro i got i gotta be a gamer a mlg pro gamer
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and i can't do that with the nails
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i did it successful egg turnover no broken yolk let's go
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let's go [Music] all right i think i'm gonna only probably eat
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two of these french toasties right now and i'll save the other two for later
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i'll save the other two for later
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how are we doing egg i'll do a little eggy egg
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yo what the hell level five height train thank you guys so much we want a little
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fast game train let's go scam train choo-choo
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all right i think that's good almost good almost good
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yeah that's good
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okay and then lastly
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we have some orange juice to finish us orange off
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i got some real real nice fresh squeezed orange juice
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this stuff is high quality boom
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that that color that delicious color
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sounds like excuses a real pro mlg gamer can play with the nails dude it's literally okay maybe if they weren't as
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long like maybe i could get them again if they weren't as long as the ones i did last time but um
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but the like i swear like if i pressed a w it would just press the the key above it
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like i could not press a single key unless i played like this and i actually did play like a game of lead by like
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curling my fingers so that only my tips of my nails were hitting the um what do
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you call it but um please know i'm just teasing you no i know i know i just want to explain
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myself but um i did try and play it one game of week like that and it was just no i just couldn't do it
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i got too frustrated because i was just getting murdered and i was like i'm better than this i know i'm better than this it's the nails bro i swear it's the
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nails
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[Music] all righty
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this is our finished product i was gonna also make a smoothie i was gonna also make a smoothie but i
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don't know if i have enough stomach capacity to eat on that um but yeah look at that we got a nice
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little breakfast brush going on it looks delicious all right time to eat i'm gonna go back
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to my desk i'll see you on the second see y'all in a second
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you guys get to see how gross and crummy my counter is okay
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oh wait i need utensils
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yeah sorry for that um okay wait can you guys can you hear me
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am i muted or or not or am i good like the fit thank you
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you can hear me okay cool sweetness all right guys you know me you know i
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gotta watch tv while i eat my food so that's what we're gonna do we're gonna watch a little
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something on youtube or something like that so let's give it a check let's give
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it a check give it a look give it a look dude i feel like that happens to me so much i'm like let's
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check it out let's give it a look and then i just combine them and i say let's give it a check
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i mean i guess that doesn't really that doesn't not make sense um okay
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what should we oh wait that's not it wait that's weird
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one second one second loves
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um disability capture okay sorry one second this is my capture
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display one there we go okay there we go okay
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so what should we watch let's see let's start off with daily dose and then if someone has a good video that i should
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watch let me know and i'll watch it because daily dose is not that good for eating because it's so quick oh my god
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what is that wait
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hello everyone this is your daily dose of internet
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nice wallpaper thank you let's watch the spring guy oh my god
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that was violent
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this guy jesus christ i take a blanket
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hey pig
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bro why the [ __ ]
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you can see the exact moment when the person he wants that boost you want that booty
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smack i've been visiting your stream in a while how are you i'm doing good victor how are you doing see the exact moment
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when the person using the song realizes that something isn't right
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what is this is he just pranking him is this the most unathletic person of all time that was such a mundane video dude
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i feel like that was such a funny video to put in like that was the most like like un impressive like anti-climactic
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video of all time oh i've seen this
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this dog was blown away magic track
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oh my god holy [ __ ] hanging out when the owner of
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the gym saw him lift 400 pounds
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these guys use their dog to swipe on a dating app [Laughter]
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that's what i'm talking about man's best friend right there baby that's man's best friend right there oh my god that's
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hilarious [Laughter]
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oh my god
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i lost here's a cool device acrobats will use to practice their moves
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whoa what that looks really fun
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i want to try that that is the end of this video i really hope you enjoyed and i'll see you guys again very very soon
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later this guy was kind enough to give his pet pig wait what
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oh he was laughing at the blanket thing let's watch a ludwig video i like
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ludwig let's watch her ludwig video what are his most popular video oh my god look it's catboy ludwig i didn't even
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know her pink made outfit ludwig i didn't even know he ever wore that outfit
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that's wonderful okay where's his most popular videos
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um i swap streams with my girlfriend that kind of sounds funny um
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let's see can you taste the difference between cheap let's do this so here we have
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two steaks cheap and expensive steak right 100 sims immediately start researching
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how much that gymnastics machine costs dude please get me that i see that i will be down for it that [ __ ] in my
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backyard would be so much fun
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wait that's funny so here we have two stakes
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on the right
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i'm dead
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on your right you will see i'm gonna put on my usda strip steak that i got it's ten dollars
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a pound it's about three quarters of a pound so cost me a little less than ten dollars but it was the most expensive
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steak at my local grocery store on your life we have the a5 wagyu steak from
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japan you guys i left the stove on and it cost me 175
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for that i left the stove on there was just a little bit it's not even close there was a little bit of a little bit
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of egg just getting absolutely cooked just like a little black piece of egg just [ __ ] smoking in the middle of
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the pan oh god it's smoky in here
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jesus i'd open a door oh god
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come on in there thank you okay
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get out of here smoke it's not good enough i need something
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bigger
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oh it's so easy
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oh my god
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okay i think we're good where did my
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where did my oh well all right i think we're good
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wait a second what the hell oh my god you sneaky [ __ ]
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you sneaky [ __ ] yo thank you dex holy [ __ ] dude
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thank you so much for the 20 [ __ ] five subs oh my god dude you're so nice
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thank you so much dude that is so sweet of you mwah i really really really appreciate you oh my god you sneaky
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[ __ ] 25 [ __ ] subs dude thank you thank you thank you that is so so sweet you are
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extremely generous thank you so much oh my god dude wow dude that's like 50 [ __ ] sounds
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like excuses so many subs this time we burned down house already yeah you already know we are and before fire alarm yeah no it got
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i like looked back and like it was straight up hazy like i couldn't i could like almost not see my kitchen i was
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like ah [ __ ] oh wait i need i want to wear my beanie
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one second
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okay
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let's watch and what we're doing today boys very simple we're going to be cooking up this one
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then we're going to be cooking up this one exactly the same maybe not the best a man can do but the
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best i can do and then i'm gonna be serving it blindfolded to my roommates and seeing if they can tell which steak
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is which and that's it that's the plan for today i'm cooking them like they are
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only adding a bit of salt sea salt harvested from france cool and then
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we'll find out which one is really the king is it worth 17x can
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you even tell which one's the better one so i'm not using any butter or rosemary because a lot of people actually
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recommend you cook wag you without butter i'm getting better now yeah we're good enough fat content so i think dory
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happy job is the best of us or add a bunch of seasoning it would be not a fair comparison at the end of the
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day this is not trying to cook wagyu at its peak this is not a tutorial i don't
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give a [ __ ] what you eat tonight i don't care if you're a good cook or a bad cook all i care about is a fair comparison
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between the meats i feel like roommates that's it that's this i feel like this stream
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had to me had to be literally like the especially because i feel like ludwig's audience in
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particular these days is kind of like a little bit bro you know like blood
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buds you know the lead buds like i feel like uh i feel like this this
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stream must have been like the most like backseat cooking stream of all time like
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all these like barbecue dads sitting there like having a [ __ ] aneurysm like watching him press it when he
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should have flipped it you know the juices man you're getting the juices out like
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like i feel like with steak just gets dudes just riled the [ __ ] up about like how precisely how
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you should eat it stream content that's all i'm trying to do i don't give a [ __ ] if gordon ramsay
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throws up watching this i will be cooking steak to the best of my dumbass ability check we are not
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going to be doing relatable the whole stream we are not going to be doing this where you guys suddenly out of the blue
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out of the blue i've been streaming two whole last years two years all right
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never have you guys ever been like you know what ludwig i i am an expert chef
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this is i knew it dude i [ __ ] called it i knew that there would be backseat cooking for him i didn't think i would
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win masterchef but all of a sudden all of a sudden how many michelin stars combined do we have we have 10 000
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people in here do we have 30 000 michelin stars relax actually dumbass touching his
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whole desk after handling raw meat well i just think that in the 21st century our meat production services are nothing
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like uh the jungle right from the 40s
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i i'm not too scared people eat raw meat all the time
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right we'll be fine i think people
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i think that's got to be way overdone like rami can't be that dangerous people eat that people eat raw meat all the
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time good news good news so
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i don't have a thermometer but i do have a vast amount this is me bro
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so so we were gonna make pancakes but uh
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i didn't buy pancake mix that's literally me of knowledge from watching masterchef
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okay i have a problem this is too big for that so i'm thinking about just like
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dude this is so nice to watch it's so nice to watch that even ludwig even ludwig's cooking streams are
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scuffed as [ __ ] you know it really it makes me feel you know it's endearing it's not makes me feel
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better about my own you understand that i have to cut it because if i don't cut it i cannot cook it because this
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unfortunately is smaller than this that's just simple math look here's the
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thing chad i'm already cucking it i'm already cutting it it's already decided so either you tell me how to cut
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it or you try to fight against the inevitable okay it hasn't worked out for 45 and it's not gonna work out for you
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look at his chat they're going crazy three star [ __ ] michelin ass
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every all you [ __ ] are sitting on your [ __ ] asses eating your [ __ ] pb and j talking about how you know
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it's so cute we have a larger pan now i'm putting it on high heat
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so i have this salt how much am i doing here like wrong salt they shipped this salt japan sent me
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this why would they send me the wrong salt okay that just proves dude
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oh my god that just proves that so many people in chat when they're back seating you are just straight talking out of
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their ass japan sent me this why would they send me the wrong salt raw poultry is
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actually dangerous and raw pork isn't good too but raw beef is perfectly fine oh interesting okay i guess i suppose that might be
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right i guess i don't really see anyone eating raw pork or or raw chicken ugh raw chicken i don't think you yeah i
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don't i've never seen someone eat raw chicken but yeah raw beef i feel like people do do eat that all the time i guess that
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makes sense that's the one that's not dangerous boobies do you run me all the time people also used to die before they were 35 yeah that's true
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that's true that's what i always say when people are like oh man like we never should have progressed
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past the industry like people are like oh the industrial revolution was a mistake like we never should have progressed past
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like agrarian society you know that was much better i was like wait what much better
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do you enjoy like dying in childbirth like 50 of the time
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and like do you enjoy like you have eight kids and only like three of them actually become adults do you enjoy like
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you get a little cut and it's like over because you get an infection you're [ __ ] dead like
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like people who say that i'm like all right cool so you're so just you're not allowed to use penicillin anymore
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or cars or like plumbing like people who say that and then just
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like use all the nice things that like technology has gotten us this is very silly oh yeah
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oh uh huh that's my [ __ ]
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that's my [ __ ] that's my [ __ ] that is too much no way cause you ain't no holla
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back girls it ain't no holla back girl too much no such thing as too much salt
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cowards yes there is i slapped it they said slap me more
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i'm not gonna slap it i feel like i slapped a good amount it's like i'm not gonna slap it more i slapped it a good amount
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gordon doesn't slap meat that much just get in there baby all right it has been thoroughly salted
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put a little drop of water in it it's it's cooking look at that that looks like [ __ ]
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something to flip the meat i have tongs reject modernity return to monkey yeah
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oh [ __ ] goated [ __ ]
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i'm gonna throw the steak on are you guys ready let's [ __ ] go
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170 dollars this is for you gordo 170 dude oh [ __ ] that's a lot how long someone
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start a timer one mississippi to mississippi one mississippi
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okay oh look at that i skipped a little bit
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all right you're the guys who pogged oh that was a nice sound wait
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wait where was that sound it sounded so good
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this looks well cool that's a nice sound asmr ludwig's meat is pretty neat
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i'm willing to cook a little bit invest in a cast iron panel okay can someone tell me
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oh did he eat it yummy okay we're gonna let that okay wait can someone tell me what the
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purpose of a cast iron pan is why what's the point what's the point of a cast iron pan versus just like a normal
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stainless steel pan i know the point like a non-stick pan is the point because it's like nonstick but
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what's the point of a cast iron pan they're just so [ __ ] heavy that's the only thing that i see
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taste but what about the taste it tastes completely different interesting
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oh no right now he's become a reaction streamer no it's just because i'm just cause i'm boiling and putting in the oven we're cooking them both i don't
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know why but i like physically can't eat food if i'm by myself like if i'm with other people and we're talking then i
1:09:47
can eat you know but like i can't eat if i'm not watching tv i don't know why and then serving them i just need to sit
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there yeah that's what cooking is they're all lazy [ __ ] they just sit there no peeking i hate no peeking rules
1:10:02
let a man peek one time for the one yeah one time you're the one watching this on youtube do me a favor and scroll down
1:10:08
and see if you're subscribed it turns out that 25 of people who watch my videos aren't and it turns out that
1:10:13
sometimes even if you think you're subscribed you might not be so check help me out a lot and if you don't want to at any other
1:10:19
point to subscribe to my channel you can unsubscribe whenever you want
1:10:25
twitch chat says do it please said hi youtube close enough do you guys think it's ready or should i keep
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cooking it a bit hydration where's my water i forgot oh actually i have my orange juice cheers
1:10:39
high thermal capacity equals more even cooking oh interesting you guys are halfway back oh that makes sense well
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done and it's raw wow why was that hot ladies and gentlemen
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it is time for the big show in one corner we have the 175 dollar per
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pound wag you japanese steak is this
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valley love this prize hey in front of you
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you have a 170 dollar wag you a5 grade beef steak and a usda
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steak as well they've both been cooked rare subscribe to our gnarly
1:11:27
you're going to eat it and you're going to tell me which is which well-seasoned cast iron pan is the best nonstick pan you'll have plus no coatings
1:11:34
interesting okay cool this is a great price if you are wrong you do not get any more wagyu
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it is on the fork it's a pretty big piece of meat oh my god it is a huge piece of meat jesus that's too big
1:11:46
this does taste good i have my preliminary guess right now
1:11:56
that's gotta be the wagyu that's gotta be the wagyu it's so tender are you sure if you're wrong you don't get any more
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that's gotta be the wagyu aidan you were correct yeah you got it for that i will leave you with a nice strip of wagyu
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steak that's all yours enjoy you cooked it very well you cooked
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both steaks very well thank you yeah uh chat was commending me the whole time chad was commending me the whole time
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all right come sit i'll guide you in front of you are two stakes one
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is a i want to see someone get it wrong a5 10 drip
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that was really fatty it was really good honestly i think that was just straight up the wagyu but i
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won't say anything i won't lock in my hand damn all right interesting i was i was kind of expecting them to not get it
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but i guess all right here's your second piece of me the wagyu really is just that good huh
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that one was also really [ __ ] good however the chew
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on it objection felt like steaks that i'm typically used to i haven't had much wagyu any or like
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any at all have you ever had wagyu i think i might have uh stolen some when we went to hop hop that one
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yes who paid for that you did and you stole my wagyu yeah i didn't know about this
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you're like offered and you're like hey everyone we're fighting now and it was like it was like a christmas like dinner
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we were all going to and you're like treating us you're being nice tell me which was the you're right oh
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god thank god let's go i'm going to take i got it will be i'll be right back
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actually i'll just keep it playing this treasure trove of meat is yours
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walk away and enjoy nick you are late come here in front of you
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are two steaks one a 175 dollar wag you steak from japan the other a 10 steak from
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aldi i'm gonna feed you both yeah you're gonna tell me which is which if you're right you get more wagyu if you're wrong
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you walk away empty-handed okay okay okay that was steak number one
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i want you to think about that while you enjoy steak number two any thoughts formulating
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you only get one guess if you're right you get more wagyu if you're wrong you get i nothing
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number one was wacky number two had like this interesting flavor i haven't tasted before but i've had wagyu
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yeah i feel like i would have recognized how it tasted that makes sense i feel like you're trolling me i'm i'm not i
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promise you i'm going with one all right take off your blindfold you were incorrect number one was a ten dollar
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steak for maldives it's good that steak drive more of that yeah you can more than ten dollar
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you salted it more here thanks man hey cheers cheers to our health two for three interesting turn of events
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you got it wrong did not listen to me i can't believe you got it wrong
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i did not listen to you how to cook but everyone's complimentary compliment am i cooking today okay don't drink the wine where's my
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wine you can drink the wine great you have two steaks in front of you one is an a5 grade wag you just can
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you put your you see i have been to culinary school so i know what is going
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to be just based off its texture oh my god chill
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it is that your final answer oh wait
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she's wrong oh now she's right thousand percent this is the wagyu you just said that was the
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wagon i know but i didn't feel them correctly this is why i go okay are you sure yep
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okay you're right yeah damn that was anticlimactic slime would
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want it but he also hasn't come down i'm dead okay i can't watch people eat anymore now that i'm done eating
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oh my godness hey everybody holy [ __ ] oh my god is this about to go through all
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billion gajillion subs that didn't get written dude why does this happen stream
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elements you're so silly okay let me turn off alerts one sec one take one second one sec
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hello hello alerts shut up shut your pie hole you
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piece of butt all right there we go
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there we go oh
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hey guys we're back how are we doing bro your hair i'm jealous oh thanks papa
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smurf me and rami what's good how you doing welcome to the stream
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oh i feel much better i really needed to eat some food now i feel good dude it is
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honestly so insane oh my god the sub goal is reached let's go holy [ __ ] let's
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[ __ ] go take out everest we can see forg yes we can see fork
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that up but up
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oh skirt spin
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lovely outfit thank you thank you thank you thank you forge frog
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he's so cute he's hiding on a little mushroom i love him
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i love him i love him i also love your hair thanks amber really cute outfit thank you matilda
1:18:28
people shy really cute thanks mega root how old are you i'm around 20 years old
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give or take a little bit bro your hair i'm just thank you yes dude i'm excited to do a just just dance
1:18:42
stream i think that'd be so fun and maybe i could also project some some cool [ __ ] into the background while
1:18:48
we're doing the dancing that would be sick i'm thinking of um
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on wednesday perhaps we'll play out last i want to i
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want to get more of this more of the goals done i can't remember what we got to do i know we got to play out last
1:19:06
we just did the other cooking stream so boom that's done hell's yes um i can't remember what the other ones are
1:19:12
i'll have to check but but we shall see we shall see dude it's honestly so cute oh yeah well
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i did oh yes i got to go to the skate park in my skirt that's another one um do you also go dressed outside yeah
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well i'm i'm in girl week right now so i gotta i have to go it's the rules that i have to go dress
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like a girl outside
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redeem it baby oh yeah and then eyelash extensions yes indeed indeed
1:19:43
um elaborate so basically sub or the donation goals for the last
1:19:50
couple weeks have been girl week whereas basically i just have to wear my girl outfits the whole week and so that's what i've been doing we're two weeks in
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and now i still have two weeks to go about and it's been going great i've been like going out to parties and stuff
1:20:02
dressed as a girl all the girls love me it's wonderful
1:20:09
um i mean it's also like a little bit scary for sure it's like a little bit terrifying
1:20:15
um but but like during the day i just because i still have to wear my mask
1:20:20
usually i just wear my mask and i wear a big hoodie and then it's like no one can tell
1:20:25
no one can tell how do people react well like my friends who are girls absolutely adore it like
1:20:32
my friends who are girls think i'm just like an icon and they just like they gassed me up so much they're like [ __ ]
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yeah ryan you look incredible um my friends who are boys most of them are
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also chill with it some of them just like don't react at all other ones are supportive it's kind of a mixed bag i mean i mostly surround
1:20:50
myself with people who like wouldn't really care so and then everyone who doesn't know me just does just thinks i'm a girl
1:20:57
everyone who doesn't know me literally just treats me as a girl that's it
1:21:04
um you sometimes use girl voice just for fun yeah i was telling people that i basically
1:21:10
like when i when i'm talking to strangers i kind of just use this voice which is like a little bit higher than my normal voice it's not like it's
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actually it's not exactly like a girl voice but it's just like a high voice and like people can't tell it's like really androgynous about like what it is
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if it's a boy or girl but i just use that when i'm out and about and go close with my mask on because it's way easier
1:21:27
to just be treated just like a girl if i use my boy voice they would be like oh like all confused but if i just use like
1:21:33
a high voice then they just think i'm a girl and there's just no confusion i think it's a lot it's like it's just easier to go around when people aren't
1:21:38
confused you know what i mean so i just i just let them believe that i'm a girl and in fact at the corner store my my
1:21:45
deli where i get my sandwiches they give me a discount because they cuz i only ever went there with like long hair and a hoodie and
1:21:51
mask on so they just think i'm a girl and so they just they and like the guy there he literally gives me a discount
1:21:57
on my sandwich because of that which is [ __ ] awesome do you have a girlfriend not not
1:22:03
currently nope me and my ex have been like kind of like
1:22:10
we only recently like actually stopped talking we were like kind of like half talking
1:22:15
for a while and like you know we even like hooked up once when we still weren't like after we had
1:22:21
broken up but now we finally have like stopped talking for a while which
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i mean i don't think we're gonna not talk forever but just like so we can focus on ourselves i guess for a while which is a little sad
1:22:33
and i've been and i've been like missing having a girlfriend like i really miss having a girlfriend for sure having a
1:22:38
girlfriend is just so like or just any significant other is just so like amazing because you just have your best
1:22:44
friend like you just have this best friend that you hang out with that you also get to have
1:22:49
sex with it's kind of awesome it's like it's incredible i miss it dude
1:22:57
your confidence and overall mood is contagious insecure people must be jealous uh-huh thank you so thanks papa i appreciate that why i need a
1:23:04
girlfriend when you are the girlfriend fax baby exactly if you can't beat them join them
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exactly how did your friday evening go it was fun it was a lot of fun
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it was a lot of fun i went out with my friend alex um
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and i met my sister too it's fun it's like it's like in in brooklyn
1:23:28
like everyone i know like and everyone my sister knows just
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because like pete like people we would hang out with like cool people or whatever we hang out with are only like once or twice removed
1:23:41
away from each other so i often randomly see my sister out and about like at the bars or like at whatever party i'm going
1:23:48
to because our friend groups just like tangentially overlap like that which is always really fun because it's just like
1:23:53
a surprise like oh my god hello it's robin that's my sister's name her name is robin
1:24:00
robin it's funny it's like both me and my sister her name's robin and robin can also be a
1:24:07
boy's name and my name's ryan and my name can also be a girl's name oh [ __ ] sorry victor
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victor is super cute there you go
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with no mask i think you can pass like a girl too yeah oh true well that's good i i i mean yeah
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i don't know i suppose we'll have to see we'll have to see when i don't have to wear a mask anymore same here dude split up last summer i
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need some cuddles dude that's what i'm saying this is what i'm saying
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need some cuddles bro cuddle deficient also it's just [ __ ] annoying because
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like in america at least like i think it's i think it's a it's different other places like when i went to india i saw
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guys holding hands which i thought was really cute like in a total platonic way just like two dudes just holding hands
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um but it just sucks like in america at least and i think in like lots of like western european countries men just like
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are not intimate in a or like they're not touchy feely in like a platonic way
1:25:14
and i really wish that wasn't the case because like it would be super dope to be able to just like
1:25:19
snuggle with my friend but like not have it be sexual at all you know what i mean and like girls do that like i watch
1:25:25
girls do that all the time they're just like cuddling with each other and it's like they're just friends and i'm like so jealous dude like i'm like dude hey
1:25:32
bro like hold my hand like you know why not it's just it's just like a nice like i would love to be able to just hold my
1:25:38
bro my homie's hand like my my boy this is my boy i would love to hold his hand while we're walking down the street in
1:25:44
just a totally platonic way just like we're buddies and we want to hold hands and that's it you know what i'm saying
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like now to be sick
1:25:58
that would be so awesome right now he's a new york socialite now he's got a youtube play button indeed
1:26:04
indeed dude i can't wait for my play button to come i'm literally so happy i'm so excited i'm so excited i don't
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know when it's gonna come i think it's like a couple weeks same here in germany yeah dude i think
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that's how it is in most of like western world the men just hugging is not allowed hugging is gay
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and is for pansies mer it's like all right chill bro i'm just trying to hold my homie's hands
1:26:30
alright it's not that deep a symbol of your bro ship exactly
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oh hydration wait let me get my let me get my water
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[Music]
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hydration yeah pretty much unthinkable in a western country without looking gay i know it's like really ridiculous
1:27:05
i do hug my bros but that's about it i mean yeah it's like i'll hug him to say hello but it's like i want to be able to
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just like you know give him a little snuggle while we're watching tv you know what i mean like and have it be just platonic
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because girls do that like girls are able to do that i cuddle with my homies while watching
1:27:23
tv sometimes dude i'm jealous waffle i'm so jealous i wish my friend group was like that congrats on okay by the way
1:27:30
thank you kay the kid i appreciate you hug to say hi is great but just random
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go i know exactly it's like like what kind of logic is that like to
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say hi and to say goodbye yes you may hug but in the in between and no not
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allowed be the change you want to see in the world hold your homie's hand bro i
1:27:51
literally asked because i cuz i was with my friend i was with my friend okay so here's the
1:27:57
story it's like i was with my friend who was visiting a couple a couple weekends ago and we were hanging out with his
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ex-girlfriend and her friend and his ex-girlfriend and her friend they were just holding hands
1:28:08
and i was like that's really cute and they were like we do it all the time it's like really nice we just like to
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hold hands and i turned to my friend and i was like benji can we hold hands that looks really nice and he was like you know i
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don't know i'm just not really like a touchy feely person i was like oh are you serious bro like just hold my hand i
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literally asked and he said no i was like bro [ __ ] off come on hold my hand
1:28:33
[ __ ] don't be a [ __ ] hold my hand um
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but yeah you know what's cute though was after he said no and he was like no i don't want to hold your hand later in
1:28:44
the night the girl his ex-girlfriend's friend she started holding my hand like randomly
1:28:50
while we were at a concert and it was really cute and i was like oh you're definitely doing that because oh
1:28:56
far par partly because we had been kind of flirty throughout the night so like she was i think that was she was like flirting a little bit but also i think i
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think she felt bad because she saw my friend say no to me and so she started holding my hand like a lot throughout
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the whole night and it was like really really sweet
1:29:14
either we change the culture or we become girls yeah you can cuddle your friend as long as no
1:29:20
one is watching right and the lights are off and you're under the covers wait what
1:29:26
it's guy love exactly dude it's guy love between two guys bro scrubs is ahead of
1:29:34
its time the bromance the bromance that jd and turk have
1:29:39
is something that i just absolutely strive for in my life i would love to have a bro
1:29:46
like a best friendship a bromance that in the same vein that jd and turk have
1:29:52
men hugging has three exceptions one hello two goodbye three when you're drunk af yeah that's true yeah right
1:29:57
right right when you're oh my god it's so annoying because like because so so like you know how alcohol
1:30:04
one thing that alcohol does is like reduce your inhibitions right so it makes you do things that you kind of
1:30:09
want to do maybe but you normally wouldn't because you're inhibited because there's like some social thing
1:30:14
or you know you're insecure or blah blah it's like that's why a lot of people call it liquid confidence because it
1:30:20
reduces your inhibitions you're not insecure as you normally would be blah blah blah so like when guys are getting hella
1:30:27
drunk like the boys are getting drunk and then we're like hugging each other being like i [ __ ] love you bro i love
1:30:32
you so much dude you're my [ __ ] like are you my day one it's like that's what they actually wanted to say to each
1:30:39
other when they were sober but it's not socially acceptable to be that like affectionate with another guy so they
1:30:45
can't but when they're drunk they're okay you know they tell they say it how it really is and that just goes to show
1:30:50
you dude that like when guys get drunk and they're finally like yeah now i can hug my homie you wish you could hug your
1:30:56
homie all the time not just when you were drunk you know what i mean
1:31:02
zack and donald get to cuddle they just can't they can just do that yeah i know
1:31:13
and wearing socks it's not gave you ever socks on that's true that's true i'm pretty sure isaac newton said that
1:31:19
it might have been einstein but i'm pretty sure isaac newton was the one that said uh it's not gay if you have your socks on pretty
1:31:26
sure that's newton's fifth law it might be his 69th law actually
1:31:34
subscribers is truly amazing show one of my favorites as well you got excellent taste mate thank you bro thank you i know it's so good yeah dude oh the
1:31:40
janitor is one of the best characters ever in any tv show of all time and did
1:31:46
you know uniklor that uh or unicorn that um the janitor most of his lines were
1:31:51
completely freestyled did you know that literally most of his lines were
1:31:57
completely freestyled which is awesome do you kiss guys i've never kissed a boy
1:32:03
i've only ever kissed ghettos join the military nine nine ten of us spoon with our homies bro that's
1:32:10
[ __ ] yeah bro that's awesome i'm glad to hear that how did you grow your hair out what do
1:32:15
you mean how did i grow my hair and i just did it it's not like i'm like all right hair let's do this grow grow
1:32:21
grow like oh i just didn't cut it that's why i don't drink alcohol i don't
1:32:27
need it to do what i want oh that's nice i wish i wish that was the case
1:32:33
you've never been to a football not hand egg game your team scores and all the geezers are hugging jumping well okay
1:32:38
yeah sports sports may be different yeah that's like if you're celebrating your sports team yeah that's a that's
1:32:44
something maybe that's another exception and also like at funerals like yeah you
1:32:51
give your give your give your you know male relatives a hug
1:32:57
newton's fourth live motions kirko spin indeed omg my cat just um
1:33:05
paid laid laid on my bed for the first time no way that's so cute dude i want a cat so bad mommy can i be
1:33:13
your dog i'm dead
1:33:20
oh my gosh um dude i want a cat so bad i want a cat so
1:33:25
bad every time i hear about people hanging out with their cats i get so jealous i didn't know that great actor then yes dude i know he literally like
1:33:32
they started writing for him at first but then he just was so good at freestyling that they just let him like
1:33:37
do whatever he wanted which is why at the end when they show all the janitors bloopers that he's um that he like in
1:33:44
one scene he'll say like he'll say the same like scene like five different times but in like ten he'll do like
1:33:50
three different bits and then they just pick the best one hello ryan have you ever been in such situations that somebody asked for your
1:33:56
phone number or something like that were you dressed as a girl yes i have i have indeed
1:34:04
i mean they were a girl but and i gave it to her
1:34:09
no no man has asked for my number yet they've lots of guys have given me like
1:34:15
the look you know where they give you the little elevator eyes they're like [Music] um they're like damn girl but uh no no
1:34:23
guy has been like give me your number
1:34:28
don't say that maybe a cat's in the next package can you order a cat on amazon oh god i
1:34:35
shudder to think if that was real how bad that would be
1:34:45
okay i literally think that i nailed the lighting like
1:34:50
the lighting is so much better than it used to be i don't know if you guys agree with me but personally i think i
1:34:56
changed the lighting like this stream and last stream compared to the ones previously
1:35:01
i think it's way better oh also by the way guys for people who have been asking what um
1:35:07
what do you call it people who've been asking if my youtube videos coming out soon i just
1:35:14
did some more megal trolling and it was a really really really good batch so don't don't uh
1:35:20
don't worry there's more [ __ ] coming soon can i have your number question mark i'm dead do you see finn got a
1:35:26
breastplate dude i did that [ __ ] was crazy dude that was the most jiggly ass thing i
1:35:33
mean like i mean the it's a it's a little bit rides the uncanny valley in my opinion like i
1:35:41
don't know the breastplate for me usually rides the uncanny valley because they're just like too perfect looking you know that the boobs are just like
1:35:48
too perfectly spherical you know but yeah he looked pretty [ __ ] good
1:35:54
what do you what do you mean by he seemed like it went to his head was he just getting so many compliments on it
1:35:59
i mean he looked he looked tasty i'll say that he looks juicy
1:36:07
damn real nice adam zappa thank you ah
1:36:12
i know i have like a really sharp
1:36:18
i have a really sharp adam's apple it's very like pointy it's not like super big but it's just
1:36:23
pointy
1:36:28
do you ever wear a bra only when i'm wearing the fake one that allows me to put my fake boobs in it
1:36:33
but i don't wear a normal bra because i don't have any reason to
1:36:40
i guess you can find everything on amazon maybe catazone dead or live geophysics
1:36:55
it would probably look better if they would be one or two sizes smaller and not exposed but just under a shirt yeah
1:37:00
perhaps perhaps i like the headphones they're cool thank
1:37:07
you yeah they're they're these are the best headphones i've ever owned i love these so much they're like extremely
1:37:14
comfortable especially you know what's really nice about them you know other headphones
1:37:19
like you adjust the length on either side this one just has this little elastic band and so it just like fits
1:37:25
your head no matter what
1:37:31
it's a vlog dude okay this is how i want to be able to do yes
1:37:36
this is steel series logitech this is what i want to do um do you see finn's whole chest prosthetic
1:37:42
yeah that's what we were just talking about we were just talking about the breastplate um
1:37:48
this is how i want to do my lipstick all the time or it's just a little bit right here on
1:37:55
the on the type on the top i used to say so if you watch my old makeup tutorials i used to say to um to
1:38:02
do a pronounced bow on your lip but i don't do that anymore i just do a i just
1:38:07
do a curve like i fill in the bow oops and then
1:38:13
because then when you smile it looks like this
1:38:19
where it's like thin here
1:38:24
and i just love the i love the way it looks when you do that and then you smile
1:38:37
i prefer the flat look personally yeah i really like the the little fanboy flat chest look too right now he really likes
1:38:43
the fl yeah the flat chest is fanboy vibe though not many outfits and bobs yeah i like that a lot for some reason i
1:38:49
think it's just like i think it's just i don't know it's kind of my kind of my look
1:38:58
powdering your nollie best right now yes i do have i do have a pretty effective pout face
1:39:03
i have been i have been slowly perfecting my pouty face over the course of many years
1:39:12
[Music] would you better nadder finn i mean
1:39:19
nats surely got a better voice and obviously that pertains more to his content which is like omegle stuff and
1:39:26
then i think finn got has definitely better fits because that's his content
1:39:32
it's kind of comparing apples to oranges in my opinion love you t-shirt thanks little bean
1:39:38
right now they used pout it's super effective yeah dude my pout face has gotten me a lot of things
1:39:47
i can especially like 40 to 60 year old aged women are just
1:39:54
absolutely powerless to my pout face they they don't know what to do oh let me turn on
1:40:01
alerts again yo archangel thank you thank you so much welcome back for the eight months hold on let me let me turn
1:40:08
that on boom thank you so much archangel thank you thank you thank you eight
1:40:13
months baby that's a long time soon people are gonna start getting to a year that's crazy
1:40:19
wow thank you guys so much do you dress like a girl in real life
1:40:25
though so i have to these couple last weeks the the donation goal for the stream was to
1:40:31
dress as a girl the whole week so i'm in the middle of that i still have two more weeks to go so yes i have been doing
1:40:37
that it's been it's been an interesting experience it's been a little bit
1:40:42
terrifying definitely eye opening for how girls get treated versus
1:40:48
boys overall fun you know it's definitely a fun thing to do
1:40:54
oh [ __ ] i didn't mean to ban you [ __ ]
1:41:00
sorry waffle i just i just randomly was clicking i just was clicking around and i just banned you of accident
1:41:07
there we go sorry
1:41:18
that just grabber dresses fire and you do more dresses that fit the same true true i do have a pink one that fits
1:41:23
pretty cute like that yo 12 condom thank you for the follow thank you so much
1:41:31
it's kind of nice how you and finn are a compliment to what mood i seem to be in you're sweet and cute finn is finn true
1:41:38
true i like finnell i'll be away next to the stream maybe your stream has less pervs i mean his stream is also way bigger
1:41:44
so i think he he definitely gets more weird people because his stream is just
1:41:49
way way bigger than mine i'm sure i'm sure if i got like 2k viewers per stream you know concurrent
1:41:54
that i would get some weird individuals as well just doing the stream damn 5 15 am hey
1:42:01
well that's that's dedication archangel thank you so much
1:42:06
it was a complimentary band yes are you gonna go clubbing as a girl i
1:42:12
mean i went out to a bar the other night i was or only for a little bit and then we went back to my friend's apartment for the
1:42:18
party yo billy wonders thank you for the follow thank you for the follow-up
1:42:25
i appreciate you my friend finn is a chaos gremlin ryan is a mischievous pixie
1:42:32
i like that someone should draw us together in our different vibes
1:42:38
i noticed that their slows this stream compared to finn is like nothing i mean i feel like part of it is that like
1:42:44
i it's like when it's like here's the thing it's like when there's only like eight chat messages
1:42:52
per minute when someone says something really gross or pervy or weird or like thirsty you know i mean not even
1:42:58
necessarily pervy but if someone says something thirsty then it's just gonna be on the screen for like a really long
1:43:04
time because there's not that many messages but if the if the chat is just going really quickly then it's like
1:43:10
weird messages don't matter as much because they're gone fast you know what i mean i feel like that's one of the main differences is like being weird or
1:43:18
being thirsty or whatever in a small stream is just like way more noticeable and like you're not like and you're not
1:43:24
like and as anonymous yeah and then everyone in the chat is like yo chill because they see it but if
1:43:31
the chat's going super fast it's like no one really sees as much of like you know individual thirsty
1:43:36
messages so it's not it's not as big of a deal for anyone for the streamer for the chatters for anything i think that's
1:43:42
a big part of it personally i don't even really mind like thirsty messages like you can be thirsty
1:43:47
all you want like i'm thirsty as [ __ ] all the time you know what i mean like it's only when you get like creepy when
1:43:53
i like i don't like it but like yeah
1:43:59
yeah you also don't get to see the messages that the mods delete on finn's streams though i'm sure there's some really really bad ones
1:44:05
um hydration cheers
1:44:12
but yeah oh yeah i need some water well yeah like i don't even mind being thirsty or like simply like simping is
1:44:20
fine it's encouraged even being thirsty is fine but like it's only when you get like creepy that it's like
1:44:27
passes the line oh we got a fit check hold that hold up hold the phone is that your real hair yes it is
1:44:56
[Music] yo
1:45:02
drogue699 thank you for the follow are you a boy yes
1:45:07
what is your favorite online game right now i'm having a lot of fun with lost ark specifically the pvp in lost ark is
1:45:13
a lot of fun to me um because it's kind of like league of legends pvp kind of it's like similar and then also league i
1:45:19
also play law like i play aram and like some normals but like yeah i also play fortnite sometimes these days i haven't
1:45:25
been playing a super lot in the last couple like the last week but yeah those are my favorite games my
1:45:30
favorite online game of all time all time has got to be world of warcraft it's probably the one that i've played the most
1:45:36
and i really hope i heard that there's a new expansion coming out my hopes aren't high but i hope that
1:45:42
it's at least improving on the last one because world of warcraft is terrible right now
1:45:50
a pastel overdrive i like indeed eight eight
1:45:58
you're extremely beautiful have a nice day thank you drogo i appreciate you mwah that is very very nice of you
1:46:04
when's the hot tub stream a bunk
1:46:09
i could do a hot tub stream like finn when i just get like a little tiny bucket of water and then dip one toe
1:46:16
into it is that a giant sword i see in the background hell and [ __ ] yes it is
1:46:21
i was thinking your voice could pass as finn the human then i noticed the final in the backyard gotcha hyper dude i love
1:46:27
finn the human i love adventure time so much beautiful as usual oh thanks god poster i appreciate you i'm a sexual asexual
1:46:34
immune to the thirst but the view is pleasing true okay wait giant sword that is a giant sword
1:47:24
so sick i love it i love it
1:47:34
got the buster sword and then we also got
1:47:39
we also got the sao shorts [Music]
1:47:45
let's [ __ ] go whoa
1:47:56
yeah yeah
1:48:18
so sick they're so lit
1:48:24
so many swords so many stars
1:48:31
if you watch anime what's your favorite anime well sao was one of my favorite ones and yet the sword isn't quite bigger than ray dolly must try harder
1:48:37
indeed yeah dude i'm fully armed now i'm fully [ __ ] armed
1:48:43
i got i got all the swords all the swats now we need a genderbent
1:48:49
kirito cosplay you already know that's coming you already know that's coming of course it is
1:48:55
those need to be on the wall in the background dude okay it's so funny you say that i don't know because i am absolutely going to mount those swords
1:49:02
on the wall like 100 like right there or or right there or something
1:49:07
either way yes absolutely we're mounting the swords so do not worry i've already had that idea
1:49:14
already had that idea i'm way ahead of you honey way ahead of ya
1:49:19
bring out elucidator and darker balls sort of hell yeah baby blues are doing their utmost to kill the
1:49:25
wild these days yeah they really are i would watch sao so much more if their characters look like that
1:49:31
hey well if you watch the gun gale online which is like the season three or something of of sao
1:49:37
kirito has like a femboy avatar which is pretty sick or like an androgynous avatar
1:49:44
yes definitely sao cause cosplay incoming where's the big sword from so that's
1:49:49
from final fantasy it's called the buster sword it's clouds cloud sword like you know cloud from final fantasy
1:49:55
it's his sword gigio kirito yeah exactly dude gigio
1:50:00
kirito is so cute he's like a little fanboy androgis boy it's so cute
1:50:06
the art of gender bending indeed what's the ratio of boy to girl clothes it's probably one to one at this point
1:50:11
honestly this is probably my wardrobe is literally like 50 it might even be more
1:50:17
there might even be more girl clothes at this point yo gone postal thank you for the gifted sub
1:50:23
thank you so much that is so sweet of you thank you thank you
1:50:29
if by the door make sure to make sure not to drill into the power lines oh true that's a good point
1:50:35
that is a very good point has there been a decision on the girl mode character name so so far we've been saying bella i
1:50:40
don't know i think it i think it's cute we're seeing if it sticks right now i do like bella though
1:50:47
who was the seller of elucidator on amazon um i'm not sure i'll check afterward and post in the discord but
1:50:54
yeah i'm not sure sorry but yeah i'll i'll figure that out for you
1:50:59
please tell me that as a wig it's beautiful actually it's my real voice or my real voice my real hair
1:51:06
but thank you i appreciate that
1:51:11
my favorite video is seo in 10 minutes yeah that's a pretty good one that's a pretty good one thank you gunpo
1:51:17
so for the gifted sub i really appreciate that good girl online is season two yeah word i just feel like i
1:51:22
kind of separate them into sao like alo and then ggo like i separate
1:51:28
the seasons into into games rather than the actual seasons you know what i mean so for me ggo is kind of like season
1:51:33
three because it's the third game that they play i don't know that's just how it is in my brain
1:51:39
can you use these sorts of trolling videos i mean sure i don't know how i would but yeah
1:51:47
black clover is great true like you have more guy clothes than i thought yeah most most of this drawer is
1:51:54
guy clothes that whole thing over there is all girl clothes and then this is like 80 guy clothes
1:52:04
oh we got a chair pose my cat is named bella it's perfect true
1:52:09
i love bella as a name it's really pretty
1:52:56
which game do you hate the most um worst game ever i don't know probably
1:53:03
it's like it's like probably league even though i also love league but it's if we're talking about like hatred that i
1:53:10
felt for a video game is definitely league of legends there's no game that i've ever felt as much burning hatred
1:53:16
for than i have league of legends while also still playing it
1:53:21
you can get a fat-free standing sword rax true well
1:53:27
you already have lash extensions looks great no i'm actually just wearing fakies right now these are just fake lashes
1:53:37
which channel there's so much on this awesome discord and everyone should join um i'll post it on con or fashion and
1:53:43
content or content or fashion and makeup sorry that's that's where i'll post it we've
1:53:48
but yes everyone should join the discord definitely do if you're not in the discord please join
1:53:54
um soon it will be more girl clothes just because there are more options yup it's true
1:54:01
chair pose just whips out the buster sword that would be dope
1:54:08
have you watched sao ordinal scale the film i have not eldering is same love and hate yeah i
1:54:14
still haven't touched eldon ring yet to be honest i haven't ever touched any dark souls games i know that that's kind
1:54:20
of heinous as like a gamer because everyone [ __ ] loves them but like any from software game like i have never
1:54:26
played it i don't know if it's just the aesthetic that doesn't really appeal to me or the fact that it is just really
1:54:33
really hard and i'm scared i'm not sure if it's that but i think it is a little bit the aesthetic like i
1:54:38
don't know why like the aesthetic of dark souls games just doesn't really appeal to me though like kind of realistic armor well i guess eldon rings
1:54:45
a little different but like dark souls especially they had like the you know super realistic like medieval type armor
1:54:51
and just like dark kind of dirty setting i don't know if i really vibe with it you're kind of
1:54:57
more of like a higher fan like a more lord of the rings type fantasy well i guess elgin ring is like that but it's
1:55:02
just more it's so dark you know ain't dark souls 3 pvp players i mean if
1:55:09
i i would try for the pvp pvp is like my favorite thing in any game i love pvp
1:55:14
why did you choose to wear girl clothes though i mean the first time so the very very first time i ever wore girl clothes
1:55:21
was because my girlfriend just told me to she was like you should put on this crop top and i was like okay
1:55:28
and she was like damn you look hot and i was like damn you're right i do look hot and then we went out to a party and then
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all the girls that i was at at the party were like damn ryan you look really hot in that crop top and i was like thank
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you i'm i know it's crazy right and so yeah from then on i kind of wore a little bit of crop
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tops here and there and then i saw a nap video and a fin video and if
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in particular i saw the video that went super viral where they met each other on omegle you know not finn met each other
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and then that was like oh my god look at these boys just having fun just a couple of guys remember um and then and i was
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like that looks fun and i was like i could probably do that and then i made an omegle video and here we are
1:56:09
fast forward a couple months and here we are i tried dark souls didn't catch me at all put it down pretty quick yeah it's
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like i don't know if that's if it's like really the gameplay or the aesthetic just something about it
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it doesn't do it for me i slimmed down so much that most of my boy pants still fit anymore now i gotta wear skirts more often
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ah shucks shoot none of all my skirts fit darn it i guess i
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gotta wear one elder ring does look really beautiful
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though like some of the boss fights look super pretty and like just like grand you know there's a certain grandness
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to uh to elden ring that i that i definitely want to experience
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yo a bike and car guy thank you for the follow thank you baby welcome to the stream
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mwah when do you make a bob the builder video or stream what
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oh yes the ceiling um that's a good question that's a good question should we here
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let's check out
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so this is what i got hi how are you what's up ali how you doing um
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high strength small hole repair all-in-one applicator tool so look it it has all sorts of
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things it has a weird sandpaper thing here it has this i think is like
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a flat part to spread it you know to like paint it onto the wall um
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i don't know it doesn't have directions though
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it doesn't have direction oh application surface must be clean and dry squeeze and dispense speckle on the surface
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spread material with built-in putty knife allow to dry okay it seems pretty easy
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seems pretty easy make sure to keep that tube very separate from your cosmetics true
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yes it is it's i think it's small enough i think the holes are small enough
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hope so hydration shook cheers that's actually a neat product yeah it's cool
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it's got like sandpaper on the cap and like a little spreading knife on thing it's like a little all-in-one little
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deal
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should we try it like should we try and do it right now i just don't know if i can like point
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the camera up there without upskirting me
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you know what i mean here wait i can maybe i can put it up here let's try it i want to do it
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wait you can't really see the hole
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sorry one second give me sorry if i'm making you dizzy right now
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okay all right
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all right there's the holes
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okay okay here's the hole i don't need a repair
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so surface must be clean and dry spread on the surface okay it seems pretty
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simple i don't think it's that complicated
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yeah it's not complicated all right let's just give it a shot let's just give it a shot
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all right
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the squeezer in there that seems about right
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oh i just dripped a little bit oh that's
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okay
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whoa would you look at that it's working already
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wow would you look at that that looks great all right now let's do this hole
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perfect wonderful oh oops
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all right now let's do this one
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perfect oh [ __ ] oh i keep dripping it
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all right boom
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boom i got a lot of excess on here all right
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boom
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wow wow this thing works so well look at that
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okay now these holes these holes are done something different because i put an anchor in there so
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i'm gonna have to figure out something else to do with that oh [ __ ] i got it all over my hands
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oh my god it's everywhere okay i have it all over me so i gotta go wash
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it off be right back
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wow look at that i think that went very well
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oh yeah i gotta get it off
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okay sweet don't worry i washed it off my bed
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so we're good on that let me just
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figure out my let me just figure out my this thing
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real quick
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ta-da
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we did it oh my god that worked really well that thing is such a great little product i think i'm gonna do like
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another another pass once it dries and i sand it and stuff but yeah that went that went a
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lot better than i expected hell yes [ __ ] yes new series fem builder exactly
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fanboy diy hey hey ryan what's up pascal how you doing wha
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i know that went way better than expected you put a few more heal
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holes in your ceiling for the pull oh my god hola preciosa
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salud latino america panama thank you nitso thank you so much i really appreciate you
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bienvenidos bienvenidos i'm okay how are you i'm doing just fine thank you very much cover the bed for standing yeah
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probably would have been a good idea don't worry though the little droplets that fell they didn't they weren't like wet they were just like uh
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what do you call it i forget
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oh i forget no it's not dripping no more it's all good they're just like a little solid bits
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yo potato sauce thank you for the fallout yeah dry that's what i was calling it
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that's the word i was looking for
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idk love to sit and watch your streams oh thanks cookie crap cookie creep mwah
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much love to you much love to you cookie thank you so much for chilling in the stream
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a what prompt talk spanish well it's just that not everyone speaks spanish including some of my mods so we'd like
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to just keep it in a language that everyone understands so that we can all be together
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a who would you prefer to collab in a youtube video honestly you know who i want to collab with for a youtube video is uh
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who you call it luke afk that's who i would prefer to do that with i love luke afk i mean obviously i would
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love to collab with finn too i've already did a collab with matt so i would love to do a collab with finn but
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for sure on youtube definitely i'll do luke fk is is one of my top on the list
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hey yeah luke afka loves energy i know he's so sick he's such a crazy person he's
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such a like he has literally dude have you guys seen okay if you haven't this is one of the craziest this is one
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of the cr wait what do you think about the twitch app going away i didn't know that was happening um but anyway
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regardless of that i want to talk about luke afk for a sec dude oh my god papa smurf thank you so much
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for 120 in 10 days i just realized oh really oh you're right it is look at that yo papa smurf thank you so much for
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the 420. i really really really appreciate you thank you so much okay what was i saying i can't remember
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i was saying um go on luke afk's youtube channel go to
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his very first video he's ever made it's a 12 hour video it's like 12 hours
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it's a 12 hour video of him just sitting in front of the camera and
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i have done my best like i've done my very best to really go
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really go through the video and figure out if he edited it and like i don't think he did because it
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gets progressively darker as the sun goes down and then progressively more bright as the sun comes up
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and like i really did i really tried to go through and find a part where he cut it but i don't think he did i think he
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legit sat in front of the camera for 12 [ __ ] hours which is like how do you do that i would never be able
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to do that that is unhinged that is absolutely unhinged like what is savage
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that is crazy dude i would never ever ever ever be able to sit still and not say anything or do anything or freak out
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for 12 like 12 hours dude oh my god i would explode i would actually explode yo jumper 2006 thank you photo follow
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thank you so much baby okay
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it's in one shot i watched the whole thing while working yeah dude it's actually insane it's actually insane
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she's popular latin america love you and ali oh thank you
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eight eight and then that is the twitch desktop app
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it's been replaced by amazon games app oh word well that's fine i didn't i didn't even use the desktop app i didn't
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even bro i didn't even know there was a desktop twitch app i just only ever use it in browser
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yeah right pack a gum i literally did not know that there was a that was a twitch desktop app that's funny
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yo what's up vq set how you doing sorry i'm old you're all good
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hola what's up natasha what is up
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can't stop eating going to toilet doing everything for so long is crazy true
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hi ry what's up block hunters hello everyone what's up big fat paulie how you doing we've been watching you since 10k subs
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well done 100k hell yes dude thank you so much yeah dude i can't believe it i can't believe we have 100k like
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i still i like when i was a little kid literally when i was a little kid like watching like ray william johnson and like
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smoke on and like [ __ ] or not smoke on a smosh smoke on is a pokemon website
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smosh and like [ __ ] freddy w like all those old youtubers i remember like when
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they like when they hit 100k and like they got their silver play button and stuff like i was like oh my god that is
2:10:26
my dream that's my absolute dream i've been wanting to be a like a 100k like play button youtuber for so long and it
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really doesn't even feel real like it's crazy dude it's so crazy i'm so happy i'm so happy
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i can't wait till it actually comes i can like unbox it on stream that is going to be a great time
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really really your face is super female bros so beautiful [ __ ] thank you
2:10:57
yo random sammy guy thank you for the follow baby
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crg thank you for the gifted sub to evans thank you so much
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thank you thank you thank you i really appreciate you crj thank you so much you are an angel an absolute angel thank
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you thank you yo real gum thank you for the follow thank you everyone we got so many new
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people today godzilla dude have you ever imagined how many
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100k people is most stadiums can't take that many people i know i know it's actually insane and i don't know how to
2:11:46
conceptualize it in my brain like literally a 100 000 individual humans
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like watched my video and liked it enough so that they hit the subscribe button like that is just crazy and you
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know what's even more crazy i have a total of like five or six million views on the whole channel five or six million
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that's like probably four million unique people bro that's like bigger than a lot of countries
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and that's crazy hello are you a boy yes indeed i am
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indeed i um do you have a laser sword no i should put that on my list though like a nice lightsaber dude we should put
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that on the amazon wishlist for sure unboxing with the swords yeah you already know you already know my swords
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are my new unboxing tools dude stabbing those big swords with or
2:12:36
stabbing those big boxes with my swords was some of the most fun i've had in a long time that's it was such a good time
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get the dark saber this is the way true very true
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is the way this is the way bro i love the mandalorian such a good show
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i'm gonna rewatch that
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i suggested that you be pretty in a pink dress and white boots interesting ah that's that's kind of a fun fun idea
2:13:09
white boots need gut sword from berserk yes true
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probably best yo joe 49 probably best not post right ollie cat
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if he's going to open boxes with swords that's true i would have to keep the cat away from the boxes
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do you stream in youtube often no i never stream on youtube i just room on twitch where's your big sword from so that
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one's from final fantasy that's called the buster sword it's um it's cloud cloud is the character
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who's who uh what do you call it who uses it yeah it's cloud sword exactly
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yup have you seen kingdom hearts trailer for it no i haven't is there a new kingdom hearts
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that's sick that is sick
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just put a few outfits i think you're liking the discord hell yeah thank you bjorn i'll check him out for sure we'll check him out for sure
2:14:12
although griffith is an [ __ ] his cosplay including story could feel really true to that finally too true
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any new stories hmm no not really i don't think so i think
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i've kept you all quite up to date it was my sister's
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fiancee boyfriend slash partner i don't know just person it was his birthday over the weekend so
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that was fun i had like um yakitori which i've never had before bro
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i eat liver for the first time in in like my life basically
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and i didn't like it liver is gnarly dude i had to choke that
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down i had yakitori and i was eating like pork belly and it was delicious i had chicken it was delicious
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and then i had the liver one and i didn't know his liver and i didn't want to be rude and so i
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just had to eat the whole thing and like oh my god that [ __ ] that [ __ ] activated my gag reflex big time that was kind of
2:15:16
wild how much do you think all your outfits cost at this point hundreds of dollars
2:15:21
like maybe even a thousand i'm not sure but quite a bit just because people have sent me so many
2:15:31
morning ryan morning sharky morning tell us what's up happy happy how you doing how you doing yeah guitar is amazing yes it it was the
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other skewers were [ __ ] incredible like the barbecue chicken and the pork belly oh
2:15:44
baby that [ __ ] was oh that [ __ ] hit dude yakitori was so good except for the
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liver that's the only thing i didn't like liver is tricky to cook for some reason liver works well with bacon it's very
2:15:55
weird i find liver and like similar foods kind of interesting because like certain people [ __ ] love liver like
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certain people literally it's like their favorite thing in the whole world they're like i [ __ ] love liver it's delicious it's my favorite thing but to
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me i can't do it at all i just can't it's like nasty it's just kind of interesting
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like why that might be do you play basketball i do
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i do i love basketball have you shouted i'm walking here yet
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in fact in fact i didn't quite say i didn't quite say that but there was this
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drunk ass dude who was in the subway and he was so we were down in the subway and we were walking up the stairs and uh i
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was behind him and literally like there was the whole stairwell was open and i was trying to go around him but he was so drunk that
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he was just swaying back and forth like across the whole stairwell so i was like i tried to go this way but then he would
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like swing that way and i'd be like [ __ ] so i had to like dodge back then finally i finally like he kind of leaned over to
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the to the side and i went around it i was like look out where you're going man like and then i was like i felt like
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very new yorker look out look where you're going i felt very new yorker when i did that
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it will what's your favorite anime um my favorite one of all time is probably
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hunter hunter that's the last one that's the one that i think i've liked the most but also sao i also really like angel
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beets full metal alchemist is also pretty sick especially because liver is organ
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responsible for for cleaning your blood yeah exactly like what what what am i eating a
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eating a washing machine basically
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i love passing by i'm pretty good at it too hell yeah dude that's awesome yeah i i'd like to think i'm good at basketball
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i don't think i'm amazing but i definitely think like the average like park pickup basketball
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player i can i can beat them like the average just person at the park shooting around i think i can beat them
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not everyone of course but the average one depends on the style chinese barbecue
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liver is pretty good yeah i don't know it's like maybe it just wasn't the right liver
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chicken hearts are delicious geez that seems interesting i've never eaten a heart of anything
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go to the woo house a lot i always get yakitori onigiri and general shrimp yeah it's [ __ ] dank i love
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it it's delicious
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hey oh we got a fit jack
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[Music]
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um [Music]
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it's a nice hip when i'm gonna lie yeah my not gonna lie my hips don't lie
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not gonna lie my hips do not lie
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angel beats was my first anime that's a good first anime angel beast is so good it's really like kind of complicated
2:19:39
though can someone explain to me uh actually i mean you know okay if
2:19:44
if you don't want to get spoiled for angel beats leave the chat right now don't look at chat but can someone explain to me the ending of angel beats
2:19:51
like i didn't get who was the dude that that was like the guy that was like
2:19:56
hacking all the computers i didn't get who that was you know what never mind [ __ ] it i'll just have to rewatch it it doesn't
2:20:02
matter we don't i don't want to spoil people
2:20:09
have you ever tried the fast walk from hunter hunter it works true i haven't
2:20:15
dude hunter hunter is so much fun i wish nen was a real thing like dude why
2:20:20
why isn't nen real that would be so fun i feel like i would well what would you guys be if i was if i was if nen was
2:20:27
real i would just i'd definitely be a transmuter right because i shapeshift
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oh my god all right guys i got some freaking homework to do i've
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been procrastinating a little bit because i didn't do any yesterday because i was depressed
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so i think i'm gonna have to end right now so i can get started on that but i had so much fun cooking thank you
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guys so much fun thank you guys so much for being here and i think i'm gonna do more cooking
2:21:01
streams i'm gonna actually figure out how to get like a good mic over there too and like maybe also set
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up another webcam over there or something in the kitchen because i really like cooking streams i think they're super fun
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um so yeah we're definitely gonna do that more but yes i gotta go do some homework
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sad but thank you guys so much for watching it's so good to have you all
2:21:26
don't you have your old stream mike yeah i do i have that one i just gotta figure out how to how to put it with um
2:21:34
how to pair it with a camera so that i can also uh watch stream or whatever so i can
2:21:39
also look at chat homework you were watching finn no i actually do have some [ __ ] like a fatty
2:21:44
ass physics assignment to do i mean i will be watching finn in the background of course but yeah no i have like a i have a
2:21:50
gnarly physics assignment that i gotta do that's okay though
2:21:56
but anyway thank you guys so much for watching as usual i love you all so much thank you
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for helping me not burn my house down giving me my good ass tips
2:22:08
oh my god thank you guys so much sorry i feel like i'm a little bit off today just because yesterday i had a little
2:22:14
bit of a a spiral day um but you know you can't you can't be 10
2:22:19
out of 10 on the mental front every day right yeah raid someone yeah who should we raid who should we should we raid
2:22:26
please tell me someone to raid and we will absolutely do that
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um but yeah oh whoops wait my music no
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no no
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where was it
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i didn't mean to close it who should we raid guys raid ryan ollie
2:22:57
sounds good should we read finn who you're right finn finn's live now right now right someone said that
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if no one else says anything in 10 seconds we're rating finn all right
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all right we're rating finn we'll do it we'll do it get in there everyone thank
2:23:19
you guys so much for j for chilling with me i love you guys so much you are the best you are the most
2:23:25
wonderful community i could ever ask for in my entire life thank you thank you get out there and follow your dreams be
2:23:32
yourself wear what you want to wear be who you want to be do what you want to do and do not give a single [ __ ] about
2:23:40
what people say about you alright you are loved you are cared for get out
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there and do it love you guys all right y'all peace
2:23:55
later y'all