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17-month spot one month away from our second stream baby
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welcome back friend
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[Music] happy 23 months rose
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hello my 69 inches fenway streamer [Music]
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long 15 months [Music]
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19 months
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19 months already and you're still the most beautiful [Music]
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nearly a year [Music]
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over a year of following this beautiful mess of the person i think this is best
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hello [Music] hello
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hello hi hi boys oh did you were you are you voting on me to be doing this for 10
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minutes or something did you guys bet on it no okay cool i wanted to prove you people wrong it's only been uh it's only
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been seven minutes and 45 seconds idiot anyway hello
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it's me what do you think of my my new look today i'll show you
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i'm looking good i'm looking good far too long oh yeah baby i'm wearing nothing but a bra and no
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underwear uh don't i look great chad don't don't you like it then you like my look
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um oh my oh god the camera's broken and god it's twitch's [ __ ] censorship
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god damn it okay boys i'm gonna have to quickly i'm gonna have to do a quick speed change real quick because you know
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i wanna bypass twitch's uh censorship one minute one minute one minute
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there we go hello it's me again i'm wearing actually and look at that
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these [ __ ] titties man hey it's me
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wow this shirt makes me look so big i bought this shirt while i was i like before i
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lost weight and now it's just this really big [ __ ] shirt but i put like my the shirt i was gonna
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wear a different shirt i had like this ready pink shirt thing and i was gonna wear that but it was like gross so i put
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it in the wash and i forgot to put it in the dryer and now it's now and this is kind of what you get stuck with anyway
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hello it looks like underwear yeah i'm sorry what can i do with dude i'm happy you're
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back it's like a designer shirt i'm i'm almost certain it's acne studios i bought it now i never wear it so i gotta
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wear it once i gotta make my money back you do laundry really but i did these titties
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why am i still doing this i don't know what's wrong with me oh never mind it's because of this amazing lady
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[Music] 15 months is it maurice's t-shirt no it is my t-shirt it's just i was it was i
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was way bigger when i bought it or way bigger i was 20 pound i was 20 is it pounds whenever i think like pounds it
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sounds like i lost like a [ __ ] full human worth of white well i lost like 20 something i've been here longer than i
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thought gamers uh does the tits have to be washed too
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they're made of like silicone and [ __ ] so you kind of just like i mean i just wipe them dude no i mean they're not
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great they don't get gross every normal clothes get gross i'd say that you know the shirt the titty shirt
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that gets gross as [ __ ] one time wearing it gross as [ __ ]
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for people not aware you've not heard of the titty shirt there's like they make like breastplates and they're [ __ ]
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disgusting to wear anyway they're awful i don't know why people do it i don't get it anyway i shave my legs and i
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haven't put uh stockings on yet because i shaved my legs look i shaved my legs and it's so great look wow there's your
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mugs i don't know what that is i shave my legs it's rare that i really shave my legs i
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shave my legs like keep up once every two weeks i shift my legs once every week once
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every two weeks so it's a rare occasion it's like a once twice at once twice a month thing you know
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anyway what's good daddy oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] give us [ __ ] content 23 months one of two
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years i did have a thunk what if i could make this way more like infinitely more [ __ ] if it was like a white shirt nine
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because it's like the black bra it'd be see through a little bit
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i don't know where it is though there is a bunch of clothes behind me though hmm is that a fruit of the loom waistband
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around your neck
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look man look man look matt what color is this do you think i know what color this thing is
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look man look man look man dude
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it's this but in a different color i got a [ __ ] disable this is this very looking look at the price
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man stop calling it look at the absolution i was dumb i know i
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i look at it don't insult it oh come on man
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i paid too much money for this i paid far too much to be [ __ ] insulted about it here's to another two months
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screw you dude my eyelashes oh can i let you in on something you ever you do have
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a black mesh top oh [ __ ] i don't know if i'm allowed to wear that though i also don't know if it'll look any good
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why is it you only notice me when i say kinky stuff it's interesting what can i say hello
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there isn't hey chap do you want to hear what i've been up to i've been gone for how long have i been gone for
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[ __ ] it's been two weeks i've gone for two weeks um i've been on for two weeks chet
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i don't know how i will explain what i've been doing though jesus [ __ ]
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i had a uh two years pog basically i i i got i
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i haven't taken the eyelashes off the entire time i i never got so every single girl month
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bill month went well as soon as i changed i am kind of doing bimbo month i i i do agree with you that the shirt's not
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great but either way um like it is a short skirt though yeah
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so here's what i've been doing uh i i didn't take the eyelashes off every time when i do like girl month i always get
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the eyelashes taken off and then i stop dressing like a woman right but this time i just didn't do it i just
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didn't take the eyelashes off and i just recorded minecraft videos all the way through it turned a little skirt it's a
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great skirt i do like the skirt i just don't love the top i just don't really like the top
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i don't know what to do about it though the titties are just [ __ ] hanging bro
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i don't bounce as well too i don't even bounce good it's not even worth it bro what the [ __ ] i did find
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two outfits to use new titty oh i got new titties chat chat
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i got new titties i got new titties chat chat you're not as excited as i am chat chat i need [ __ ] support on this one
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chat i got no titties chant i need engagement i need comments in the chat chat
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i want you to be excited because i'm excited i need comment i need twitch to boost the algorithm
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changed true i don't have a different shirt though i
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truly don't have a different shirt that would work with this outfit i did look this was my like fifth choice
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do you want to see my boober do you want to see the titties dude nothing exciting you don't get excited about titties what
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are you
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i can make a gay joke it's he literally said he didn't like titties i can make a gay joke at that what are you like titties what are you gay huh that still
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felt mean that still felt wrong like i'm going to get consulted
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he said he didn't like titties okay listen wait who else doesn't like titties
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everyone likes cities all of you should like titties even if gay guys like titties
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they just do everyone likes cities they're universally loved and i have more of them now i have an extra set my house is
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gradually becoming like jack the ripper where i've got female body parts just laying around you want to see him
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your excuses on anything are like harry maguire defending you're only making everything worse for yourself oh damn
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harry maguire [ __ ] is harry maguire anyway oh [ __ ] thank you thank you [ __ ]
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it it subs helen thank you and staff by the way thanks staff if i go it before okay i'm going to remove
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the cities i also have a new outfit that i want to show you but i've been wearing oh hello
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hey finn what about the cute shirt she got with the boob winner well they wouldn't work with this which ones
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are they in there they might be in there oh like yeah i couldn't find a great one can you say i've been i've been wearing
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a lot of black recently have you noticed so i didn't let me get the boobs give me a minute hold on listen to all stuff for one
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second [Music]
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oh damn it's already 19 months later didn't know i still had this but i smashed the spider a second ago deep
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look at my titties okay i have a box this [ __ ] is heavy as [ __ ] okay i got a
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box inside them contain real boobs that i harvested off a real woman
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uh anyway it was fine she said sure was pink chair it's over there i will
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swap to it give me a minute i've been wearing a lot of black recently i don't know if you've noticed but i tend to just have like an entirely black
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wardrobe wow wow i didn't grab the outfit
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i'll show you i'll go and grab the outfit in a minute but the white top with rose print you got
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for your birthday might work
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archangel you sly [ __ ] i know where that is what's in that box that's a [ __ ] good shout i forgot about that
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okay no titties i can't show you these
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because they're titties because they if they're they're i would i i'd be
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hesitant to describe them as freakishly realistic but i mean listen
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these are very real real enough for twitch to kind of go oh no oh [ __ ] thank you for the [ __ ] oh yeah thank you 500
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subs oh yeah thank you thank you did thank you nufc for life 1979
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bet you and guess the year you were born bet you and guess the year you were born buddy you don't make it super of it i'm gonna guess your password it's gonna be
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[ __ ] something to do with whoever was president in 1979 i guarantee it anyway
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you want to see my titties i can't show you them i'm trying to figure out like a way of just not showing you the nips
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because there is interesting [ __ ] in these titties can i wrap one of my patent-pendited
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patent-pending nsfw socks around it hold on recently got an advertisement for
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titties should i taste them
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what the [ __ ] a tid tease [Music]
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i'm really gonna tread the line between two years subbed here they are here are my new boobs i got these
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look at that and look at the difference of skin tone remember the last one were like real yellow
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look at that this is so much closer to my actual skin tone first if we want to see let it be known now
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she says we can't see them scam i'm so sorry i can i can't show you the
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nips but here are the 25 months pogba so pretty [ __ ] close yeah no more jaundice
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awesome okay i'm going to show you the one i love ph 1l love i'm going to show you the behind of
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these without getting banned these are like listen i can kind of get
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away with the cutlets i can't get away with these so i unzipped them so i could see and there's already [ __ ] hair
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clings to these like a [ __ ] hair clings to these like a [ __ ] i
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don't know a rat what clings to hair a hair brush
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air clean sleeves like a hair brush okay look so the back of it so okay here's the problem i had with all of these it feels
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like you're putting on a rubber shirt because you literally are right you're putting on a rubber shirt when you put this on it and i've got long hair
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[ __ ] tears the [ __ ] out of me so i the back of this one
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[ __ ] hell has a zipper it's unzipped it has a zipper
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so i can put it on like a [ __ ] like a like a vest or something like a
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padded ooh i'm gonna get bad julie judy two years ago maybe
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this is one minute oh [ __ ] two year sub pog holy [ __ ] you got two years subbed what the [ __ ] thank you
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okay so i got new titties and they're actually my skin tone how cool is that good look reaching
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around to undo that yeah they're real stretchy like i can stretch that out real far like i reckon i can stretch like a piece of it that big like that
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big it's real stretchy you got my p you got my p.o box has food
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in it i don't think so if i didn't unbox it last time then probably not i've got some downstairs
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but not many somewhere i should have yeah but i found okay will you put them on but can you
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wear swap it [ __ ] all [ __ ] four five of you in a row said the same thing
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it arrived after your birthday okay i will check implants when how [ __ ] hell
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i'm trying to look for the right outfit to wear these things with because it does require a very
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specialized outfit because they're you know it has been 12 months specialized thanks
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for making my life i didn't want to do it today i wish you had a wonderful year the bikini wouldn't work for it the
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reason why it's got to be a very specialized outfit is they don't they don't just give me titties that's not how it works they give me
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titties from like here up but not out there like you know there needs to be this sort of blockage here like a strap
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or something and then something under it as well you know f1 then then dub
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and then also needs to be a room for a collar because i'm thinking i've got to trim that or something
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i don't know it's not listen they're not perfect they're garbage but you guys seem to
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like the bounce bouncy bounce part of them so i will occasionally wear them i'm not going to start wearing them all the time
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sounds too complicated for my monkey brain yeah me too but there's i'm gonna start work i don't
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want to set a precedent that i'll wear these things all the time so no
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i could shop around for college months where is my life going it's bimbo month though oh my god no no listen no amount
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of money pays me to wear those all the time they're like dude no amount of money pays me to wear those
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all the time trust me they are hell they're it's a rare sight to see your room clean
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yeah it's clean man it's clean now it's clean
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it's [ __ ] oh
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oh [ __ ] that's falling down it's clean isn't it fun
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it never this never happens it's so i mean it happens all the time my room's always clean i know what are you talking about [ __ ] why is that oh no it's the
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wrong way wow
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wow what about the pink dress you got with the boob window pink dress
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window what pink dress with the boob window i don't know oh [ __ ] thank you very good hey oh my god that is a hard name
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a rc a-s-e a-r-c-a-r-c thank you rc thank you
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buddy thanks for the [ __ ] subs did congratulations to the five that got it terrible housewife
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listen i'm not a housewife i'm just a household i'm not
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i i do not i do nothing around here and i love it i just i consume i make myself
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food i throw the wrappers into everything on the ground let's go let's just you know that's the type of
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type of gal i am you know the resident [ __ ] thank you stuff my head moderator
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thank you stuff for calling me the resident [ __ ] you would 100 ban someone for saying
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starting off strong today makeup already done booboo installed hubba hubba
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booba always installed makeup not always done to this prowess level um
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how often do you change outfits in a day twice you've been doing this for a while now one style of women's panties do you
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feel most sexy in and which style are your goaten on your off days
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what the [ __ ] well is that listen
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that has a that is a really complex answer there's a lot to that that's a that's a that's a
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bigger question than you're asking for existing and helping me realize who i am
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you gotta picture it like a venn diagram of comfort versus sexy you know
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and how sexy i feel uh wearing wearing underwear you know let me let me
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you know what i can explain this much better to you let me let me open up a photoshop sort of window here brilliant
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okay so i i can explain this very very simply if i can draw two
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circles right one of them is going to be uh one is good one one of them is going to
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be pink right you know [ __ ] okay two of them are going to be pink how do i
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i don't know how to fix this i used to have layers and now i don't oh [ __ ] now they're the same thing
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[ __ ] okay and i make a new one
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all right
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lovely what the [ __ ]
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okay how do i fix this [ __ ] i hate it okay venn diagram it's pretty much like
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this is pretty much how this works there's a very thin line in the middle between what is what is both comfortable
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and looks good there's not a lot basically this category is just this is
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this is just thongs this is just uh basically boxes and anything in the middle
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i have yet to discover it's probably more like it's probably more like that to be honest with you there's your men's and
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women's and there's a very slim margin in the middle where boy shorts live
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that's the best one photoshop embarrassment dude i don't know how late i don't know how
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it works man there was i clicked a button in photo i'm so lucky that i don't photoshop my
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own like thumbnails anymore because i've i i can't fix it i i barely use this thing anyway safety shorts i do
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have safety shorts on this actually i have safety shorts with this i guess that technically kind of counts but i still wear underwear under them because
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i wear a lot of i wear safety shorts quite frequently i guess anyway
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do you have any favorite waxing technique i don't wax anything i don't wax a single thing waxing's
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[ __ ] and i don't i don't know who created the lie that waxing is good but it isn't
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big wax has been [ __ ] lying to all of us so
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riza got like risa got a legs wax before and as far as i'm aware was traumatic i
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[ __ ] hated it i [ __ ] hated having my legs like do it like doing even
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little strips of wax on my legs and sure someone's gonna say oh when you go to a
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real place it's better it doesn't seem like it is man like
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it seems so [ __ ] it seems so bad so i just shave i just shave like once
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every two weeks my hair doesn't grow that fast just every once every two weeks hey finn i might be sending you a
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snack to your p.o box has anyone sent you beaver nuggets yet no i'm vegetarian
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but no what are beaver nuggets are they
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are they what they sound like like the chicken nuggets but made out of it seth
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thank you for the subset twice a week epilator [ __ ] that no dude
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once every two weeks i just shave i literally i had a moment today where i was like you know what it's the first stream back i'm gonna shave i'm gonna
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treat myself also i just like cleaned all my bed sheets and [ __ ] so i was like you know what
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if there's a time to like have shaved like nice moisturized legs all that it's going to be now it's going to be today
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like the you know you know listen there's very few things
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that i get to enjoy about girl month stuff one of them is the shaved legs in like
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fresh bed sheets thing it's great truly it happens once every model today hope
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it becomes even better later
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thank you he referred to it as treating himself oh
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[ __ ] i already lost i'm trying i'm not i'm not holding myself to a perfect
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standard but i am i'm i'm letting a couple rules slip i think but the hard ones i am letting i
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am i'm actually doing like ear piercing that i'm gonna do soon
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i'm gonna do real soon i'm gonna do that real real soon
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i can do that real soon i'm doing that listen
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it's hot dude i encourage you to try and wear d-cup tits all of the time
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i dare you i dare you this [ __ ] is rough man
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just that alone i reckon i could probably get by if it if i didn't have to wear like a bra and titties
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all right send me a pet dude seth they're 20 bucks on amazon i'll order you i'll leave ten
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it's uh then there's about yeah
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listen it was a discount at girl month it was this kind of gun month i'm giving it less priority
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giving it less priority than normal um but yeah there's there's something
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different listen i don't even have sympathy for the women that really do have like d cup boobs because these
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these are worse yes i can take them off at night but these are worse
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because they're just they're just like they just sit on my skin they're weird i don't like them
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i don't get any enjoyment out of them dude like i don't even get squeezing so how many miles in heals this girl month
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i should start tracking that on a [ __ ] um on an apple watch but why would i track
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it on apple watch when i can just wear this useless one
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really cool speaking of rules slipping how come the t-shirt isn't in the box
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it was a hundred and seventy euros i mean
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it's kind of pinky i sent some packages to rose for her birthday hope that arrived all of the good ones are in the
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box though annoyingly all of the ones that i really quite like because they were black and really neutral are in the
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box but this one's like pink i do also have a champion men's shirt that this is exactly the
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same shade maybe a little bit lighter but i've just kind of if it's men's but it's pink i just kind of like
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you know i can get used out of it in a girl outfit like you know for the fun because i literally don't have
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side bets like the ones you made with john on stove
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i think for the two years almost two years holy [ __ ] 23 months
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yes remember still two walks left when and where oh [ __ ]
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i promise i'm i didn't i didn't want to talk about anything until it's real but i am looking to buy a different
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house and i want to do it in that neighborhood because that is a much safer neighborhood that i'm currently in
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[Music] the people that know my docks that have seen i know that they're glad you are
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bad i know i and others have missed you but please don't treat this as a scuff
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month this month was actually really special because a lot of the smaller donators really came out for it yeah no
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i'm kind of making light of it but yeah no i am trust me are you disappointed maybe the last subscription renewal no
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please oh god that's real there's there's [ __ ] relying on this no uh i might listen my job is to make jokes
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about things but dude listen please please try and wear double d cup titties
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from or d cup titties for a month this [ __ ] [ __ ] rough i have also kept my
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uh so oh all right let me go let me refer to the calendar real quick so just fyi i am being quite nice
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uh look there's been more time allotted for this so oh i know there hasn't
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oh wait i mean okay well there hasn't so basically i got my eyelashes done there it is
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on i got my eyelashes done on the fourth so my eyelashes and stuff
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i've been going outside doing girl [ __ ] all of this time i went to my nail place
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girl mode all of this [ __ ] i think i got them done on like i don't know when i got them done but i
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got them done recently i got my nails done again one and a half years of best boys but i've had them done
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for life but yeah
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keeping him engaged with bets doesn't work because as you can see once he lost he stopped doing it completely it was
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like less than a week in just keep the box open and do what you want finn it's
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okay i won't judge you but chat will smile
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i didn't hear anything i was i was looking at how i was looking how cute i was
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anyway uh can you explain what what the [ __ ] can you explain what you do to distant
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family what the [ __ ] how [ __ ] dark is that what the hell
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i love them daily what do you mean dude she's still on the zoom oh [ __ ]
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hold on oh there it is hey just to remind you guys i sort of body pillow for [ __ ] way too much money we met the
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guy by the way i met the uh i met the dude or at least i i semi talked to the dude he's a normal guy not that that
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would be not that it's weird to buy a body pillow from me for three and a half grand uh but he's a normal guy which is
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interesting we're boober now no i have like a specific outfit planned
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for it i have a oh do you want to see my do you want to see the new outfit list
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just a dude buying a dude pillow just a couple guys just a couple just a couple of dudes do you want to see my uh my new
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outfit thing two moths preparing to play all stuff you want to see the new outfit that i
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got you'll see the new alpha that i got do you wanna go get the outfit that i
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got more everything girls don't wanna see them chad do you want to
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see the outfit that i got i didn't wear it because i've been wearing a lot of black and it's black
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i will show you baby [Music] i will speedy hold
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[Music] on before [Music]
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[Music]
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[Music] do
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[ __ ] got there before the fun part all right i got this stuff it's uh i got this i ordered this i forgot that i
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ordered it in the mail but i've been wearing so much of this exact type of outfit that i just stopped
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that was quick it was quick uh i've been wearing so much of this type of outfit that i stopped but i feel like you guys would really like it
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um i didn't want to wear it so soon after i'd wore it a very similar thing before but look
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what i got [Music] doesn't this [ __ ] look way too small for
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me but it is my size i tried it on it fits but like
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that's that's that's the outfit man that's it that's the whole [ __ ] thing
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so did you have the mother slash daughter's day on sunday i didn't what the [ __ ] happened sunday
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uh and i got like the the cuffs and [ __ ] for it dude proper bunny [ __ ] playboy bunny
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dude now i have this now the ultimate power that i wield
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is this outfit now it's a risky as [ __ ] outfit
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and i'm not a hundred percent on how you know i'm not my mother's day it wasn't mother's day
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yeah what 19th of march what the [ __ ]
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2023 it hasn't even been gone
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yeah it's different in the uk why is it different in just the uk that's weird anyway different from the uk i was this
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mother's day in the us ah okay well i'm not from the us so they can
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uh their mothers are more their mothers our mothers are special and different why is it
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different in the uk actually i i have no idea hold on there was an article about it what was it for me
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celebrations christians foundation is mothering sunday
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why okay i don't [ __ ] know weirdos uk gremlins
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it's my birthday on mother's day sometimes oh [ __ ] yeah friends on may 29th okay it is different in a lot of places than it
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eastern countries too of sunday nifty well yeah anyway
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leftover time from the empire left over from the empire time of the empire yeah man the um oh my god i
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didn't want to wear it i've been a this outfit i've been wearing so much like black recently i've had to like
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i have a lot of outfits that are like you're gonna wear the bunny outfit not now i've had a lot of outfits that are
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like black right and i didn't want to they're really [ __ ] good-looking outfits but like i just
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i just vibe towards like black everything black outfits and [ __ ] i just don't know what to do i don't know what
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to do about it that i have different outfits that are like more colorful i do have a sailor moon outfit oh i do
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have a sailor moon outfit wear some brighter colors then i [ __ ] don't i don't dude i don't okay listen
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brighter brighter colored outfits are harder to get right and they're rarely done well people send you lots of good
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[ __ ] people send me lots of stuff they don't send me lots of good stuff the stuff behind me there is the keep
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pile so a lot of stuff i haven't looked through yeah though solomon's my favorite yeah i
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have the little forbidden one look
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uh if i google sailor moon how do i spell sailor i spelled it [ __ ] wrong
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it's this [ __ ] is that titties hold on i gotta open up
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this in a new tab because google image is no good
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okay there we go there i have this i have this outfit which is nice
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nice and good i can wear that i do have a couple things from them but the other one is black that's the only one i've been
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reserving from for a minute it's the only one i've been reserving for a minute i do have that
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i do want to change shirts though at least i do want to change shirts though at least
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i want to see what's in the box one minute i want to see what i kept there's a bit of a memory oh my god
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okay so this is all the [ __ ] oh my god this is all the stuff that i got it's a lot
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of clothes this is uh this is john's the one john sent i believe
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this was not sent but it was like there anyway i think i might have just piled on a bunch of clothes here
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oh [ __ ] this is never gonna work is it i'm not gonna be able to just like go through this
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oh is this the top no that's not the top that's a dress i don't have a
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oh no i don't have one i don't have i someone said there was a
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pink little like there was a pink [ __ ] shirt boob top there's a lot of
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stuff that i got sent man i can't [ __ ] find it oh it's pink i don't
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know that was already something i owned that's a skirt
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pink nope that's not it this is the same skirt
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hold on i got nothing man
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i don't see any pink thing in there i might have thrown it away i don't find it in here
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uh you got that mesh top would be cute yeah but you need to wear something over
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a mesh top you know because otherwise it's just kind of hoey the poor clothes the disrespect no
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they're good i need to put them somewhere and i put them in a dedicated little thing before
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i put them away might be something in the parcels downstairs true but i'm waiting for them to stack up a bit because i don't want
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to open like two you know are you stalling stalling what what am i stalling i'm not stop what am
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i stalling stalling what you can wear a bra a black bra underneath the mesh yeah i
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i mean i mean it's it's still [ __ ] as [ __ ] always wash new clothes
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yeah but nothing's ever been bad from not washing new clothes you know
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i very rarely do is why did listen i get people have been touching it and stuff but like
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just do it anyway if you have ocd this is just not the
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stream yeah no no [ __ ] white top rose print or open the po
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boxes where is it you are right on that
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okay let me see if i can find this oh my god
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okay let me see if i can find this thing without like making an absolute mess
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what are you oh it's cropped up oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] what about this one
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this one's not bad if i did the boob [ __ ] the booba thing i broke the boobies
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dude i broke my titties on pka you had several dresses and tops in the same style that one woman up and look
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also please open the po boxes we sent stuff for rose's birthday which you
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missed also we missed your birthday lady rose elizabeth evergreen was
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supposed to have a sleep oh no i was supposed to have a sleepover look okay i got sent one thing but it was not
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it was sent to me directly so i just opened it and it was from someone else oh my god
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they sent me stroopwafel which is like yeah they sent me strip waffle and no
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and i haven't opened this yet but i did i did eat the strip off
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but they watched they sent that helen it's from [ __ ] helen oh my god
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should i read this um should i read it out loud
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over the last two years i've seen you grow up to become a pretty young lady thank you that deserves a birthday gift i do hope
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this birthday gift got to you in time uh
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it didn't but it was pretty close it came like a week ago so it was like 10 days off or so
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main gift is special one-off custom item i designed from your favorite clothing wait what the [ __ ] the other gift is the
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traditional dutch cookies that taste really good oh i'm warming them [ __ ] i didn't warm up i've still got a couple left though
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um i'm probably not watching the stream as you open this gift if you've already started the stream late helen are you
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here how long is here oh wait i'm in the first bit okay i won't open the i won't read the first the last bit
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wait should i not stop oh should i just not read it or what do you mean
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secret information okay i'm gonna just open what the [ __ ]
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there's a crown on it what if it's just a big [ __ ] you
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oh yeah oh yay oh
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nice man wow thanks helen thanks helen
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it's so thoughtful thanks helen
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it's so grown up and so so that's the keep pile underneath me
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which i will put there
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it's in the keep pile helen
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that's pretty cool i don't know you can custom mate
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pick it up it's on my desk it's on my desktop it's not on the ground
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19 months poggers holy [ __ ] i think this might be by the way if i
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was gonna change into something i think it might be this one but i did break my titties so i'm not
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sure how well it's gonna go i'm not sure how easily i can create the fake titty effect but i could change into that what
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do you think should i change it into the white one
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what are you you're just a regular shirt yeah uh
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what do you think chad can i have a poll on it mods can have a poll mods wouldn't it be great if there would be more
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twitch subscriber badges
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so the what she sees me what he sees what she sees
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where your new boobs no it's not worth it i'm not in the mood i need to be listen dude the mood i need
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to be in i need to be in the right i need to have the right ambience to where the [ __ ] the the big big old titty
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big old bitty titties did they're [ __ ] oh
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they're like dude trust me i'm just gonna either i'm just gonna have a bad time
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the the the titties are so [ __ ] rough to wear man the uh because they're not like
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they're so uncomfortable they're so uncomfortable
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they're not good they're bad people demanding [ __ ] is cringe i agree
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just let me be hot a bit you know just let me be let me be let me be let me let me just be a little bit
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let me let me let me be hot in peace chat please i put in all this work do you remember remember once upon a
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time todd let me tell you a story remember one sec this needs music
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perfect
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once upon a time remember once upon a time chat like we used to do we used to do this
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thing together and we used to say like oh finn you should try you should do makeup today that'd be fun that'd be so
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great and then it became like oh finn you should do makeup do a dress and i was like oh awesome
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it's so great great idea chat still a pain it's getting more of a pain in the ass but sure it's like ah finn what d
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cup titties it's like that's a real pen in the ass i don't know if i'll do that one and then i and then i did
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and it was like oh we should do this for a month we should do this for a week i was like that sounds bad but okay there's we
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should do it for a month that's for a month and now it's that and a bunch of other [ __ ] and i'm sticking to all of the
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stuff i just mentioned by the way and get my nails done get the eyelashes done grow my hair out real long listen
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you're getting too privileged w.h.o asked yo you asked me for titties
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i you asked me for titties i say no you go
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wawa baby noises i say no again but more directly this time but in a funnier way
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so you don't take it badly ears toenails etc etc you said etc etc
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because there was nothing else besides the besides the pronouns one
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um all the rest of the stuff on it um
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hey finn you should try taking estrogen see that's what i mean this is the demanding stuff that makes me play with
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knives while i'm talking to you because of my rage do you see doctor strange dude do you
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see doctor strange multiverse multi in multiverse of madness
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it was okay it had some redeeming qualities
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but it was it was okay i'm not gonna spoil it i'm
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i'm not gonna spoil i'm not a dick but oh my god some cool [ __ ] fences oh you didn't vote
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on the [ __ ] princess top you dumb little you
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it won't it won't look whoa why do i look so wide now
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i've gotten so wide on good lord it i like leaning back like that
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it's not going to look good the will of the chat you gave them the option
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they didn't need the option stuff mod poll bad
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you so cute when you're mad oh thanks so we're just trying to we're just trying to annoy me because i look
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huh that the reason okay listen oh hey it's tubbo turbo's here
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or is it just me is it just [ __ ] i'm the future version of tubber post
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i'm the version of tubbo that dream s p never happened to the dark path of tubber
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uh listen i'll wear this [ __ ] top it's gonna be gr it's gonna be stupid
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and we're gonna vote on again and you're gonna say yep the top looks stupid are you prepared for that chat are you
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prepared to be wrong fine fine chat you want it like this you'll
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[ __ ] get what you ask for chat mommy truly spoils us we gotta stop being
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demanding bratz i agree now here's what's gonna happen i'm gonna put on polish cow and you're
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gonna [ __ ] like it
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don't forget the bit about doing 10 streams during girly girl month i've done six already but personally i feel
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ones paid for by sponsors shouldn't count what what are you [ __ ] why would that not
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count
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there it is you can listen to polish cow you're gonna like it
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[Music]
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dude dude hold on i just made the [ __ ] i hold on i just made like the nba playoffs bro i threw the oh my god
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hold on i i threw that i threw the [ __ ] i cut off the tag dude i threw it into my bin from the corner of the room it
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did like a little flip in the air and then one in the bin i'm so mad that that wasn't on camera dude [ __ ] god damn it
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it's [ __ ] cool [Music]
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do
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[Music]
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whoops chat same skirt or different skirt pick now or forever hold your piece
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five four three two everyone says different oh [ __ ] [ __ ]
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everyone says different okay fine oh you made this so [ __ ] difficult
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god people you 15 months
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[Music]
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do
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[Music]
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skirt now so it matches the pink outfit oh but finn you can't just wear the pit
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you can't just wear the fincest thing that's in pink without wearing the pink [ __ ] skirt to go with it
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what are you gonna do that's anarchy finn
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when's it gonna be [Music] revealed [ __ ] up
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[Music]
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[ __ ] hold on [Music]
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do [Music]
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okay done [Music] okay done i'm done i'm in the outfit i'm
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in the fit boys it's just it's just it's just dog [ __ ] it's so stupid hold
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on let me like it's so [ __ ] pink do you want the hold on john let me make
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so how did you break your booboo kpka they didn't pop did they
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no but i broke the uh i broke the connecting piece between the between the booba bushes
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hold on i'll tell you about it one minute oh my god
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i'm trying to drag this chair through the [ __ ] graveyard of packages
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then random co-op bag oh there we go wow
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it's me wow chat
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would would would you look at that dude wow
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isn't it great isn't it great do you like it this is what you wanted
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none of you will admit this looks bad none of you will admit this looks bad it listen
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dude it's just it's just a pink shirt it just
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looks like a we can see a bride yeah i know i
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you're only saying good 10 out of 10 because you know it's you know it's [ __ ] annoying
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because it says finset on it
1:00:04
are you not entertained
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you guys are [ __ ] okay
1:00:21
i need to go back to asking for donations to do things i'm gonna start doing that you want any change to this [ __ ] it's gonna be money
1:00:28
it's gonna be moolah did you order a replacement bob thing i did order a replacement bob thing but
1:00:33
they didn't have my size so i've ordered c cups just to see if they'd work um but again they're not actually like
1:00:40
listen they're not you're gonna go oh no the thing was think ups no it's like uh it's the thing that pushes them together so then i
1:00:46
actually cup size they're more just like how big the pushers are c could work it's just whether it grabs
1:00:52
enough gross man chest in order to push it into being
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cute girl boobs you know so
1:01:06
hrt cooking in good lord really got to start that it's going to make my job so much easier if i started
1:01:13
hrt dude my job gets [ __ ] 20 times easier man
1:01:19
i haven't had the balls or lack thereof to do it
1:01:25
i don't i think that's too big of a commitment it's too big of a commitment to the beam
1:01:30
is [ __ ] uh what do you what happens if you take hrt it's like um there's a word for it kids know kids
1:01:38
go bye-bye kids no more in something in instant
1:01:45
dick no working what is it called there's a word
1:01:51
infertile yeah i think i subscribe six months to you just on gifted subs
1:01:56
now twitch is asking me to extend it what should i do think subscription lesson
1:02:03
i think i subscribed for last six months i'm just gifted sometimes today i would opt to extend it i would say go
1:02:10
for uh go for another um go go for another twitch prime or
1:02:15
go for it one tier one dude oh [ __ ] damn dude hell
1:02:20
yeah how cool is that i think i think our show looks pretty it does just do this as a default now yolo dude
1:02:27
oh hey thank you for the five bucks dude thank you mr pink a paying member of the
1:02:33
community the rest of chat can be very mean sometimes i'm glad people like mr pink
1:02:39
are out here doing god's work
1:02:44
outfit reminds me of princess peach oh [ __ ] i mean a little bit but it's just wait what does this piece look like let me see
1:02:52
glad you enjoyed the hair brushes i sent i sent three so that you would not lose them
1:02:57
i've got one in every room of the house i've got one there's one in my bedroom there's one in here there's even one in
1:03:03
the bathroom because like i brush my hair before i get in the shower pro tip by the way why did no one taught me that
1:03:10
it's just it looks like the same crown princess peach has in fact it looks the exact same but uh
1:03:16
yeah i need like i need like a a big pink dress with like a big flowy thing
1:03:23
with a big blue thing in the middle you need to be wearing uh turnip
1:03:29
you need to be wearing a sleeveless turtleneck slash mock turtleneck top and dresses
1:03:35
wait what the [ __ ] oh i think i know what you're on about but yeah [Music]
1:03:41
i think i've got one somewhere brush her in the shower no i brush her before i get in the shower you know when
1:03:47
you like you run your hair when your hands through your hair and sometimes it's like gross it's like knotted so
1:03:52
like you can't run like shampoo through your hair and [ __ ] yeah you just brush your hair before you get in the shower
1:03:59
[ __ ] 10 out of 10. also when you're drying your hair if you have like a if you have a if you have a hair brush and
1:04:04
you just dry your hair like basically like this hold on i don't have a hair dryer so just imagine that hair dryer
1:04:12
like that then it basically like straightens your hair without using much heat much healthier for your hair
1:04:20
so pretty cool dude just giving you guys my pro tips
1:04:26
a gun i mean it's not three months that's cool it's it's hair dryer shaped
1:04:32
i know so i can do that like uh what's it called john work thing where he does that
1:04:38
like the whole check the mag whoa
1:04:45
my favorite thing full body spin i'm a little concerned
1:04:51
about that because uh i'm not wearing anything to help me and this skirt is real [ __ ] short
1:05:00
so i'll like do a very very slow f1 then all jokes aside i am
1:05:06
praying for your continued safety and people crossing the line makes me worry like riza but please remember that not
1:05:13
all of us are like that we are real people and aside from the kumas we care about you god bless you mean like worry
1:05:21
about me like how riza worries or do you mean like marisa's marisa
1:05:26
crosses the line rizza is like in my corner on more [ __ ] than like
1:05:32
yeah reese's rhys is more on my side than i am
1:05:37
but the kumas care oh oh my god two of you two of you in a row said
1:05:44
the kumas care too wow you not be a coomer and also kept
1:05:50
someone oh you're 100 can listen to 22 months later and i presume the eggs are
1:05:56
still cracked from all the fanboy stuff still remember the creepy white van
1:06:01
kisses when do i get like uh
1:06:07
how are you marieza doing i'm doing well i'm not sure how maurice is doing she's in germany i'm guessing fairly well because she's
1:06:13
posting 25 months pretty solid hyphen hope you are going great i'm gonna do my lipstick
1:06:20
because what do you think chat what do you think what colors
1:06:27
guess what you'll say what do you what do you think for colors chat what color lipstick do you think today
1:06:33
when princess peach cosplay i don't know they kind of look lame
1:06:38
all of the like it's one of those like characters that only really work on like a um
1:06:43
on a cartoon sort of thing because the actual outfit's like really halloweeny it's just a big poofy pink dress
1:06:50
so it'll look kind of weird blue wrong answer
1:06:56
pink maybe i don't know dude pink with an pink with an ugh
1:07:01
it just won't match anything i'm wearing if i wear pink clearly we've got to do blue [ __ ] what the hell
1:07:08
uh hold on there was one that was good i've got my one that i marked out as the good
1:07:13
one oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
1:07:20
you're trying to [ __ ] post i worry about you like riza worries about you
1:07:25
why must you always think the worst of me and for the love of pete find and use the stick rippers
1:07:34
i have them you guys keep sending me them and i keep losing them
1:07:40
i have them though i know i do because the thing is i only know i have the stitch rippers because i keep like
1:07:46
seeing them being like oh there they are but like constantly like every day i go oh there they are
1:07:52
but then i never know where they are so i mentally like i remember where they are and then i forget immediately
1:08:00
it's like they're like like the [ __ ] cat from the matrix is just there and not schrodinger's stitch rippers they're
1:08:06
there and not there at the same time oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
1:08:15
whoa my god dude okay
1:08:20
so i clearly needed more people to vote in the poll because it went okay so the options were
1:08:26
pink pink stain pink stain pink stain and red specifically the mod wrote sloot red
1:08:34
what does that mean what does that mean and it's not gonna
1:08:39
match at all at all i mean maybe to that but
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um [ __ ] i mean there's the
1:08:51
how what is what the [ __ ] is [ __ ] is sloot red what's me doing what the [ __ ] is sloot
1:08:57
red dude like bright red remember it's bimbo month oh yeah sorry let me just [ __ ]
1:09:03
i'm i'm in this i'm in this i'm i'm living up to it man 55 said pink no i didn't
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40 oh if you add them sure the vote was split it was [ __ ]
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doing the bare minimum john with your [ __ ] negativity all the
1:09:25
time don't make me uh see me in my office later john um
1:09:31
pick a red that match how about a bow set one instead of peach
1:09:40
oh that i'm down for that i'm actually down for bowsette's like bowser's hot
1:09:50
jesus [ __ ] yeah bowser's pretty [ __ ]
1:09:58
look look at it look at it look at a [ __ ] god dude look at that [ __ ]
1:10:05
i shouldn't scroll too far on this one i assume i'm gonna can i give a hot take
1:10:11
okay let me give a hot take
1:10:22
trying to phrase this well okay
1:10:31
boobs look better when you can't see them fully
1:10:38
hear me out listen i i am fully adamant that like boobs are more attractive when you can't
1:10:45
all the way see them when they're not bare boobs right like the idea of almost seeing boobs is
1:10:53
more hot than seeing boobs
1:10:59
right all of you have said true that was a good solid my hot take has been [ __ ] received
1:11:07
right though it is cause like dude
1:11:13
i mean come on the
1:11:20
there's like that yeah there's a there's an allure there's a mystery about it you know what i mean it's going on the r
1:11:27
slash popular opinions i feel like season dude yeah the [ __ ] uh
1:11:34
it's the anti-clip dude i've been i was trying to phrase that in a way because my first thing was i was gonna
1:11:40
like i don't like boobs when i see us the boober that was what my mind first went to i was like it's gonna get clipped it's gonna get clipped if i just
1:11:47
say like i don't like the like you know i do everyone is a fan of how boobs look when bare boobs are presented however
1:11:54
non-bad boobs are more attractive do you owe us a rock or do we have to band together again
1:12:00
what's a ruck unleash the boober thank you kevlar what is a what is a what is a what is a
1:12:06
rock where's a ruck a freckles natural no i do actually have
1:12:12
natural freckles it's just they only really come out in the sunlight and i don't see the sunlight so you know also i put makeup over like my
1:12:19
under eye so they'd be gone anyway wish best bowser much better much much better bowsette
1:12:25
easily more are they a real character oh talk oh
1:12:31
sorry do you always talk no i don't know you a tuck i think i i think i i did the last tuck there wasn't
1:12:39
one paid for in advance this time thankfully all right all right hold on
1:12:45
oh we need to ruin up okay chat you need did you need to do a new uh poll so there is this red which is the which is
1:12:51
the lip stain red but is very very bright red and does kind of match this
1:12:57
but it's very very bright red um
1:13:02
it's very very bright red let me warn you again it's i i hate this one i really dislike
1:13:09
this exact i've worn this maybe a couple times ever because this [ __ ]
1:13:14
stays red like just put on lipstick that second red
1:13:20
a day later like i'm wearing this tomorrow if i wear this today it's annoying as [ __ ]
1:13:28
there is a normal red which is slightly less insane but is also good i've worn this
1:13:34
red and that's kind of all i've got for reds and then there's the dark red but it doesn't match and then there's all the
1:13:41
pinks so i kind of want a new pole whoops
1:13:48
oh [ __ ] hold on that's a very thank you pink
1:13:53
let me see if i can oh my god let me see if i can find my tr almost fell
1:13:59
wait i haven't seen i haven't worn this thing in so long
1:14:05
oh my god i found it i found it i found the [ __ ] tiara look at that i found the tiara
1:14:12
wow what this oh wait no this is a 21 one oh no where's my normal one
1:14:19
hold on okay sorry my i have so many different tiaras i've got a different one here
1:14:26
uh [ __ ]
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oh no chat
1:14:49
chat i need a new tiara chat oh my [ __ ] god you [ __ ]
1:14:56
you [ __ ] you could have voted for pink why didn't you let them vote for pink dude
1:15:03
of course if you give them the option of the worst of the worst then they're gonna vote for that but you didn't give
1:15:08
the option of just doing a normal p okay i have the 21 tiara but it's not like
1:15:16
it's not as good i had a different one where's the other [ __ ] tiara dude i swear i had a different tiara
1:15:22
that's [ __ ] i want to find the other tiara i have a crown
1:15:28
i have a natural hold on
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i have a crown it's too big for me but it's a i have a crown
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it's a king's crown but it's like it's way too big what do you think
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you think it works what do you what do you think
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pink lost in the previous vote not bite no no technically no technically pink didn't lose against red
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do tiara what do you what do you think this is my king's crown should i put in the box the uh is my it's my king's
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crown but it would benefit the bowsec cosplay i'm keeping it it's cool i have it on my
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wall usually but this one's the 2021 this one's like 21 year old birthday tiara
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i'm just growing younger every day
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weird it looks weird too what a mess i know
1:16:38
it looks weird huh can't get it oh that looks okay
1:16:43
i'm waiting for a pole with pink versus red come on can you guys vote for pink when i do this poll so you can save me
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from this [ __ ] stupid lipstick i'm gonna do the poll because the mods won't do it because they're
1:16:56
corrupt i'm just doing this go vote there's not
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going to be any room for spare votes just do the thing the mods are corrupted i've got to do it like most women i know
1:17:09
lying about her age do most women lie about their edge i
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wouldn't know i'm 21. i'm very um
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chat vote in the poll chat under the poll chat vote in the poll
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chat vote in the poll chat vote in the poll chat vote in the poll it's fifty five percent read forty five cent ping chat vote in the poll chat voting poll
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jack chap vernon paul fifty forty six to fifty [ __ ] fifty five forty five chat vote and paul there's not much time like
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the [ __ ] ten seconds of trent 45 55 come on [ __ ] pink you can do it
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chat further 46 connor as promising lead come on 47 it's [ __ ] chat 47.
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48 48 come on chat [ __ ]
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i lobbied so [ __ ] no crown for you [ __ ] i
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can't break it it's meta metal rose wants pink to win interesting yes
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because my uh where the [ __ ] is it i lost it i lost where i lost that i lost the lip stain i can't find it anywhere
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i this one is garbage man
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it's so [ __ ] about how it i don't get why like every other lip stain is like it's really this light
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color that just stays on for a while but this one is like the most [ __ ] pigmented thing on earth
1:18:42
unsurprisingly staining your lips bright red look how [ __ ] red this is come on listen to um
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screw you listen to the most like oh [ __ ] i just got that all over my goddamn hand
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god damn it that's not going to come off for years
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[Music]
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look how bright that is chat please for the love of god see [ __ ] mercy in this
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chat look at how red it is do you want to make do you want to you want to you want
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to redo maybe hmm chat
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[ __ ] [ __ ] no mercy [ __ ] you
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13 months still pogging hard [Music]
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so
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[Music]
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you seem to have gotten some red on you also the mods are not corrupt you made
1:21:17
us this way with your scamming ways [Music]
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you should have tried to get chat to vote for red if you didn't want red but wait did you vote for pink because you
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wanted red scamster
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[Music]
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okay [Music] i think that's fine
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oh my god just as an fyi by the way this will look exactly like this [ __ ] tomorrow
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give me a minute like it let me like blot it and get on [ __ ]
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okay yeah this is gonna look exactly like this tomorrow it doesn't matter what i do
1:22:12
it it's that's the point oh great thanks chat
1:22:19
you're real nice you're all nice to me chad i'm so glad to have such a supportive nice fan base
1:22:25
you know i've been working with their female voice yep that's me very very really uh
1:22:32
female feminine voice not enough red it's the most red it
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could possibly be in fact when someone's name pops up here that becomes red i bet you my lips are going to be more red
1:22:45
than them they're still there if i do that i'm going to compare to the next person
1:22:50
that has a red name in chat could have done that like cupid's bow a
1:22:56
bit better though rounded off a bit [Music]
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it's a redder red than the red it's a redder red than the red that shit's a redder red than the red [ __ ] what the
1:23:08
[ __ ] shits are better rather than the red man shit's a redder red than the
1:23:18
red ah hi it's me
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[ __ ] twitch's dress-up doll the okay
1:23:29
let's put this box of clothes under me anyway champ how was your days do you want me to tell you about mine do you
1:23:35
want me to tell you about my week chat
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i loved how you enjoyed being rose on pka yeah it was nice it was fun the uh i
1:23:48
listen uh any opportunity where i can flirt with kyle and make him uncomfortable is
1:23:55
it becomes my prerogative to take it um [Music] but yeah pka was all right the um
1:24:03
i think i like it you know it was it was solid it was it was it was a good time i think people took it better as well i wore a better outfit too or a better
1:24:09
outfit than the first time which i think was pretty solid um did you ever get a trampoline no
1:24:16
i mean i don't currently own a trampoline but i'm good at trampolining funny you'd ask i can do backflips and [ __ ] show your dress the look you're
1:24:24
really slowly when that break was on yeah yeah here's the here's the outfit this skirt man dude okay this skirt
1:24:31
doesn't go with this it is it is like a little for big skirt but it
1:24:36
doesn't go with this outfit you can kind of tell because it's so goddamn short i think it goes with something that's
1:24:42
like a bit more um a bit less revealing anyway
1:24:48
because this is just a [ __ ] onesie under this [ __ ] man the ring makes it so weird the eyelashes
1:24:55
are weird too this one i sleep on this side and these eyelashes are like [ __ ]
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anyway how's finn so skinny you mean skinny bro what do you mean skinny bro what do you
1:25:08
mean skinny bro did [ __ ] you up bro mess you up in a boxing match
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ugh i'm tired
1:25:21
it's very barbie fitting for bimbo month oh thanks yeah i mean i should need a blonde wig
1:25:27
now i have a blog i don't have a good blonde wig weirdly i have like a bunch of other wigs i have
1:25:33
a pink wig but i don't have a i don't have a blonde wig back 65 kg 66 so doing okay weirdly enough um
1:25:41
what did i have to eat today i had a sandwich
1:25:47
and a wrap so solid i got a lot of carbs in so not
1:25:52
great but you know if i don't i yeah yeah i bought a lot of salads too so i'm
1:25:58
sorry i'm just gonna have that as a snack later and then [ __ ] [ __ ] off to bed i figured out a cheat code
1:26:03
i recorded it so basically the reason why i haven't streamed for a while is a bunch of different [ __ ] when i first
1:26:09
when i stopped streaming when i stopped doing the go month on about
1:26:14
let's see let me go on let me go back to the dates let me let me talk to you about what's been going on chad
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on around like the around i forgot when like around here i went to
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a friend's like birthday oh no was it yeah no i went to a friend's birthday
1:26:32
went to a friend's oh no not birthday when's your friend's going away party uh and we drank
1:26:38
very heavily i went to a friend's going away party that she was having and i didn't know anyone there so i just
1:26:44
you know i drink socially i don't drink really anywhere any other time so my tolerance is hyper low but i drink a lot
1:26:51
i drank when i was there i drink seriously it makes makes the whole interaction more fun i hate that i'm
1:26:56
attracted to you and have confused me i think i'm too far into this listen callie
1:27:02
your seven months prime sub you've had seven months to think about this [ __ ] and if this is listen
1:27:08
i'm happy to be the conclusion that you've reached here you know you can stick around a bit longer make me make it to 12 who knows
1:27:15
um [Music] no need to be confused when you can be sure
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um i got my default like again my default character animations
1:27:31
i went to a friend's birth i went birthday i went to a friend's going away party charlie you met charlie i'm wearing my watch you met charlie the
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blonde one that was weird as [ __ ] i've been friends with her for years and she's going away to a new job she's
1:27:43
moving cities so i'm never going to see you again amazing
1:27:49
but um yeah so she's going away so we drank a lot i went to a gay club i went to a gay club i went to a gay gay
1:27:56
bar gay club it was a club i went to a gay club for the first time in my life i've been inside a gay club
1:28:02
weirdly boring like it was i don't know it was just kind of maybe i went to a bad one but i
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went to a gay club the bartenders were very fast though
1:28:13
faster than a normal straight club i've noticed i'm gonna start going to gay clubs just for the [ __ ] service i
1:28:19
just walk up to the bar i swear to god they come right to me and i skip the gundam line i wear fake eyelashes at a [ __ ] gay
1:28:26
club dude [ __ ] dick they come right to me they come right to me local gay club celebrity man um
1:28:33
so that was [ __ ] awesome i i didn't think about that they just [ __ ] i didn't wait at all they were just [ __ ] the
1:28:39
other people at the bar i come up i go i can have a [ __ ] i don't know vodka [ __ ] there it is sir
1:28:46
there you go it's awesome great the um anyway so great service highly recommend
1:28:52
um yeah i ended up just like going to a different room and just [ __ ] anyway
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but um either way eh weird anyway uh we just ended up
1:29:02
drinking a lot and i ended up that occupied the full day and i don't know why i thought it wouldn't be this but of
1:29:07
course it was ladies get often served first at a bar well that's the thing i never get served
1:29:14
fast at all at a normal bar like you know no above [ __ ] like straight bar whatever just a normal bar
1:29:22
that's what i got i went in there for like five ten minutes did any women hit on you
1:29:27
no i was bored as [ __ ] no one bought a [ __ ] i did spend like i listen
1:29:33
i don't remember much of it because this is a point in the night where i've that was where i started drinking heavily so
1:29:38
i don't remember leaving the gay bar how much free stuff did you eat at the gay bar rose
1:29:44
i don't know someone did buy me a drink though um but someone we knew though so
1:29:50
fine but like i don't remember leaving i'm now just at it i'm just now remembering this what do i do after that
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i don't know what i did after that but i do remember waking up um so i walk so i woke up back home [ __ ]
1:30:03
on the second now and all of the all of the second was spent with me in bed hungover it was the worst hangover i've
1:30:09
ever [ __ ] had um i i did i did the tactical vomit thing
1:30:15
for the first time in my life great i dealt with a hangover for two hours it was terrible
1:30:20
threw up in the bathroom the rest of it was a cake walk but still i needed to go to sleep knocked me out for the second
1:30:25
day third day i started a video fourth day i finished the video fifth day i didn't do [ __ ] sixth day i started a
1:30:31
video seventh day i finished the video now it's now it's [ __ ] then anyway and then i oh no seven on this on
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the seventh i did the pka recording the day after i didn't do [ __ ] the ninth i
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don't know what i did on the night oh the ninth or that oh sorry the eighth and the ninth i recorded my video the
1:30:49
minecraft video that took until 8am and then now it's now it's now and then i woke up today at 4am and it
1:30:56
and i've been up ever since so that's that's the whole timeline
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um but yeah nice i got i i lost like two of the four days i was supposed to start recording
1:31:07
on the fourth and i was only awake on the third hey emmy the pink days one is going to be less
1:31:14
than three it's the other way around i mean look at this so the the the red slash pink is where i'm a guy and the
1:31:21
blue is where i'm a girl conversely that you'd think and look let's see the let's see the old
1:31:27
so look blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue it's [ __ ] all blue dead
1:31:34
blue it's a lot of blue it's a lot of blue i got a good march month here and then now it's now i spent a lot of time
1:31:40
i've spent a lot of time dressed like this at me a lot a lot
1:31:46
i thought pink was for gulp because pink is the color of girl things like lipstick and purses and shoes don't
1:31:51
forget about shoes yeah you're right
1:31:56
however lipstick can be read occasionally very very rarely
1:32:05
blue is the color of boy things like cat cars and the sky where the air force
1:32:11
live oh my god dude
1:32:18
also the sea where the navy lives and there's lots of men on the sea men you know
1:32:24
that's where they come from reminds me of the sea like the sea men
1:32:29
can i show you this and you read out loud it's kind of long okay it depends but sure what is it
1:32:36
what do you want me to read out loud you're gonna put it in channel dm what the [ __ ] is this i'm gonna read a fan
1:32:42
fiction from emmy eight months ago i saw the maniest of man and i'm still here
1:32:48
when did you meet me oh hey i need to get recognized more man i
1:32:55
gotta i gotta go out more so i can be recognized more oh oh oh no someone in the gay club knew me that's who [ __ ]
1:33:02
bought me a drink oh my god i told you huh [ __ ] memories i showed my idea someone did someone
1:33:07
recognized me and they gave up some recognize me at the gay bar uh i don't remember your name
1:33:13
uh i don't remember you but i do his uh someone was with him a girl was with him
1:33:21
we've been in the [ __ ] bathroom of okay bye dude that was what it was i [ __ ] remember that
1:33:27
and then i i bought him a drink because i was like this i was drunk as [ __ ] so i was like this i like walked out of the
1:33:33
house like oh [ __ ] this guy knows who i am get this man a drink and i bought him a drink
1:33:38
so it went the other way in theory i should have been but i don't if you're there out there somewhere dm me on twitter because
1:33:45
i know you you know um i hope i didn't say anything bad but i don't remember that
1:33:50
interaction more than that oh let me send me a message oh my
1:33:58
i don't think i'm gonna read that what the [ __ ] is this it is a fan fiction
1:34:06
what the [ __ ] i'll read the phot what the [ __ ] is this
1:34:11
what the [ __ ] is this i'm skimming through it a bit but oh my god
1:34:21
it's like a copy pasta for a gender reveal party
1:34:27
what the [ __ ] thank you for coming to my thank you for
1:34:32
coming to my baby's gender reveal party i can't wait to share the precious moment when i find out whether this bundle of joy i'm carrying is a little
1:34:39
ballerina or a little truck driver i'm just so excited to talk to my future
1:34:45
child talk about my future child's genitalia with 30 of my closest friends and acquaintances
1:34:51
and it's like a whole copy pasta about just that it's so [ __ ]
1:34:58
long i never knew this before getting preggo but there's a lot of rules for girl for girl or boy there are many
1:35:05
things that are boy boy is blue dog numbers
1:35:15
this is quite good the shape of ball like soccer ball bricks glass buildings car sharp girl is
1:35:22
pink cat hair soft shape of shape of square like purse skin boat dry
1:35:30
i know it's a lot to remember but look i don't make the rules the person that makes the rule is boy what the [ __ ] is this from what the [ __ ]
1:35:38
that's great anyway i quite like that um
1:35:43
we in goal mode at the gay bar no i wasn't i wasn't just i was just like a a regular regular bro probably i got
1:35:49
recognized from my good looks i thought you like that yeah that was quite good
1:35:56
boy thing like brick and glass
1:36:07
this is my favorite line [ __ ]
1:36:16
if it's if it's a boy the cake will be blue because blood because blue is boy blue
1:36:22
is color of boy things like the sky which where air force lives pink is girl because girl like things like flowers and laundry mistake
1:36:31
[Laughter] [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is that from
1:36:40
the taylor donkey but will you be using glue that's made from either boy or girl racehorses
1:36:50
what the [ __ ] but just remember i will i will love my baby no matter what whether it decides to be a lumberjack surgeon or
1:36:56
a normal um umbrella girl on a sunset container
1:37:02
it doesn't matter whether boy or girl my baby can do anything like where wear a pant or do a computer
1:37:09
yeah oh [ __ ] that is pretty good i like that that's like something you'd
1:37:15
[ __ ] uh what the [ __ ] is that from i'm trying to think of that one youtube channel like
1:37:21
um they make those weird animations it sounds perfect for that
1:37:27
drumsy that's where i'm from we're destroying gender norms indeed oh my god my [ __ ]
1:37:33
forehead hurts from like smiling i gotta be serious for a minute hold on
1:37:41
i need music to help me be serious [Music]
1:37:52
so
1:38:00
[Music]
1:38:06
do [Music]
1:38:38
okay i'm done being serious god i'm glad that's over now we can be fun
1:38:45
what did i say i'm ready hot i'm i haven't seen the reddit today i i occasionally do check the reddit oh i'm
1:38:50
so glad someone found this okay i was thinking about this since the body pillow thing i'm so glad someone found this
1:38:56
this is some genuinely really good work from uh [ __ ] let me zoom in on that
1:39:01
super yo super super royo i checked out their twitter they do tons of [ __ ] like this so heavy [ __ ] shout out but this
1:39:07
is from the very first body pillow i ever did and it's [ __ ] great this artwork is awesome i gotta commission
1:39:13
them for something because that's [ __ ] cool as hell so if you do want to like diy a body pillow there's that i
1:39:19
highly recommend it because some people have been trying to like manufacture like the the old ones
1:39:26
and they're garbage so and they've been like trying to photoshop the the new one to to work for
1:39:34
a body it's terrible let me see what let's do a bit of a reddit review let's see what has been posted here on this
1:39:39
trash in garbage site let me see
1:39:45
don't know how you get the titties on today's fin stream yeah it's from uh roy ranya
1:39:52
what else on the kremlin smile dude
1:39:58
apps oh [ __ ] that's a cool look absolute goblin smile
1:40:05
oh [ __ ] streaming improvement ideas oh [ __ ] okay let's see
1:40:11
from time to time there's been questions about yeah [ __ ] all of this is going to be true
1:40:16
we already have some ideas skirt spin middle part oh [ __ ] they're the channel for the channel thing oh dude
1:40:22
the okay for channel points i'm very much against
1:40:27
the middle part look look it looks bad i think i've just got one of those faces like one of the rare people on earth
1:40:34
that do just look worse with a middle part
1:40:41
i'm gonna i goofed it a little bit but you know what i mean
1:40:51
what the [ __ ] okay that's good enough i just look worse with it it just looks it just
1:40:57
doesn't look good maybe it's my hair's not cut with it but like it just doesn't look good looks bad
1:41:06
looks like too young with it you know what i mean like it looks weird you only mess that up maybe a little bit
1:41:12
but like you know
1:41:18
you know it looks stupid and it looks bad i don't like it it's like [ __ ] it's gross
1:41:25
what chassis you said what i don't know what chassis you said
1:41:34
so don't do the middle part that's fine but i think some others are worth it oh yeah sorry no i'm not discounting the thing
1:41:39
it's just that i don't think reading it's going to be funny because i know they're all just going to be right i'm just going to refer to this
1:41:45
after the stream um but yeah uh like design sub badges
1:41:52
i gotta i gotta do it oh damn um oh [ __ ] hey hey rc thanks for the arc i don't know
1:41:58
which bit to over pronounce but thank you thanks for the [ __ ] five good subs again [ __ ] gifted 20 at the
1:42:05
middle part to the number one wrong uh ponytail again wrong locus
1:42:11
puggers fit check hell yeah standing pose hell yeah sitting pose okay
1:42:17
close up post not goofy the uh pickles the color okay well you did that
1:42:22
and you you did terribly these are i'm guessing for um channel points yeah okay channel points
1:42:28
um yeah we do need to do something with channel points i do i actually all of these are
1:42:35
pretty [ __ ] good contenders the only one i wouldn't do is ponytail because it yeah the only one i'm actually against
1:42:41
like genuinely is is ponytail because it just makes my hair all greasy whenever i try it because like i'm just like handling my
1:42:47
hair a bunch and it just makes my hair all greasy and [ __ ] arc oh arc ow okay that makes it easier
1:42:54
like the letters nice yeah i i'm i'm i'm for all of that actually
1:43:00
um i don't know what the amounts would be but i'm for all of that
1:43:07
we'll do i kind of skimmed all of it but yeah the solid the
1:43:12
i don't mind i don't mind these ideas hell yeah
1:43:21
nine months in a row baby is coming soon
1:43:29
the nails but
1:43:34
look i got a feeling these nails again the nails that i got done are going to be controversial i think but here are
1:43:40
the nails they're like kind of funky looking i kind of [ __ ] with them a little bit but like they kind of go with every outfit
1:43:46
because they're very like that photo that they posted on the reddit and then and the that is not very
1:43:52
good but like you know solid looking nice nice holy frick next
1:43:57
month will be two years do you remember i kind of like him i'm trying to i'm trying out the like the flat bit at the
1:44:03
top which i never usually do i usually do like um what's it called like pointy uh
1:44:08
i'm trying to see which one i like more i'm currently i've i've had these for a few days now i'm currently still going
1:44:15
with i like the point thank you for absolutely do more [ __ ] my eyes and making me question everything finn much
1:44:21
love you're welcome you're welcome it's great looking house thank you stiletto still out of here that's the
1:44:27
one yeah stiletto i like those they're um maybe i'm you know it's just a naturally
1:44:34
feminine thing pink the color of nail yeah the um
1:44:40
almond almonds are also good i don't know i just like the more rounded sort of thing i can do more stuff with them i
1:44:45
feel like i can type better with these though i can't type better with them they press the keys a lot nicer like
1:44:52
they're flatter you know they don't like go sideways i like a coffin maybe maybe there is a coffin or a similar
1:44:58
sort of thing just more tapered at the end but god damn dude i'll just cut i'll i'll just like look
1:45:05
like whittling i can whittle these things down into a better shape almond is better every other nail i like
1:45:12
longer nails though and basically if you just extend almond nails out they just become [ __ ] stiletto nails again
1:45:19
um when i have longer nails but it kind of gets in the way um i don't know try them try them and get
1:45:25
used to them you kind of i don't know about you but i type just as fast with like long nails i do without the long
1:45:31
nails now because i've had them for so long but
1:45:36
dude what the [ __ ] happened what the [ __ ] happened
1:45:42
look at this hold on let me let one sec let me explain what i mean
1:45:49
what the [ __ ] happened look look at this google me what what the [ __ ]
1:45:55
this used to be me this used to be me [ __ ] rage machine
1:46:01
that i was a man of pure unbridled rage right
1:46:07
masculine energy all around
1:46:13
masculine energy you know [ __ ] ready to fight [ __ ] like that dude
1:46:23
i'm bro i'm talking about [ __ ] nails on the internet now what the [ __ ] happened
1:46:28
oh my god my hair's five times ten times the length
1:46:35
i do look good though it's a slippery slope yeah
1:46:40
just a little bit what the [ __ ] vivalo revolution i think some improvement
1:46:48
yeah you started getting paid to do this yeah
1:46:53
but again i could just do the minecraft i could just do minecraft i think you
1:47:00
matured like a fine wine yeah the there's way more profit in doing minecraft like
1:47:07
if i spent this time just recording minecraft videos don't get me wrong i'd go insane and i'd hate everything but like i could
1:47:13
you could but you miss it yeah but everything's so much more profitable
1:47:19
if i did minecraft i'd make so much more [ __ ] money the um but
1:47:26
it's a nice hobby to have you know i miss straight fun [ __ ]
1:47:35
what did this tweet get it's tweet oh my god this tweet got 39
1:47:41
likes jesus christ
1:47:48
but finn if you didn't do this think of all the people you wouldn't have met that is very true i've met a lot of cool
1:47:55
people doing this that i think that's the biggest benefit i met a lot of cool people
1:48:01
don't think too much about it just be cute don't think just be cute don't think
1:48:06
just be cute yeah i met a lot of cool people the um [Music]
1:48:12
i met a lot of cool people some real weird people too but most of
1:48:17
them are cool yeah i i met i met a lot of cool people and don't think just remember
1:48:23
the oh damn sorry i stopped thinking oh [ __ ] thanks for the money
1:48:29
oh my holy [ __ ] you've never gifted subs before what the [ __ ] that m thanks for the 11 gifted sub somewhere
1:48:35
sheesh more and more more um
1:48:41
i swear to god you've gifted subs though is it just my memory making it up
1:48:47
anyway maybe i'm just making it up but i was gonna say something i forgot what
1:48:52
i was gonna say yeah spend the time doing minecraft to be better but i
1:48:58
slowly go insane i think three months till i have your baby
1:49:03
boomeranging up again yes also [ __ ] yeah i can't wait i've birthed so many children at this point i am
1:49:10
responsible for so many child support payments oh i can't wait oh i know am i the one wait
1:49:16
no am i the one playing streamer and chat
1:49:22
i never really quite settled that the the the theory thanks for the eight-month sub by the way never quite
1:49:28
uh snack hard never quite uh figured it out who's
1:49:36
who's the mother and the father in this one
1:49:45
if you never did this you wouldn't have made a huge profit on a pillow that's very true
1:49:51
that is incredibly true however i would have made more money if i
1:49:57
recorded one minecraft video in the time that it took me so you got to think about it like that
1:50:06
i made more on one minecraft video than the body pillow made yeah so like
1:50:12
you gotta think about it like that but the um you can mass produce pillows and ship
1:50:18
them for granted oh yeah yeah i can mask i'm sure mass produced pillows are gonna sell for a thousand dollars each
1:50:25
but how often do i get to show my [ __ ] thousand views i like to win i like to
1:50:32
enjoy this job you know i like to [ __ ] job i like to enjoy this side of what i do the that's why i can be kind
1:50:39
of a dick about like uh what's it called i mean i wouldn't call it being a dick
1:50:45
actually i mean i can be kind of a dick about like saying no to things because i will it
1:50:50
will increase my yeah grip me like that you manly manly man
1:50:56
oh my god which one are you if you had to pick if you had to be a knife which one would
1:51:02
you be this one's very pretty but not just it's very pretty but it's not very functional
1:51:07
i've seen you stream your hair has grown an inch yeah [ __ ] does hair grow faster or slower it's
1:51:14
being pulled this bit by gravity it's being pulled out of my head faster the more it grows
1:51:22
i bought this don't know goal to try and lick the flying up is the next eagle level
1:51:29
unlocked knee up
1:51:35
what the [ __ ] knee up oh like the like sitting on a chair like that like
1:51:41
how do people
1:51:48
like this i don't know what the [ __ ] would i do well that would make your hair grow slower is that true what would that make
1:51:54
my hair grow slower i thought it'd be faster i think it makes your hair fall out faster if you're just applying force
1:52:00
to it all the time danger no danger i'm being very smart very clever
1:52:07
you told me to call you papi so i'm guessing i've been the one in labor also i tried redeeming my stream loots cards
1:52:15
on one hand i'm glad it's gone on the other hand please wear the strappy white heels
1:52:22
hey yo bruce knees dude my knees are always bruised
1:52:27
i met someone called the gay club man i bought i bought someone to drink at the k-pop what do you think
1:52:33
yeah no um if you search manly man white heels wouldn't match this though the match
1:52:38
[ __ ] though i'm kidding i'm joking the white heels wouldn't match this
1:52:44
i can only make so many like uh i did a gay thing jokes before twitter get mad at me for being for uh what do they call
1:52:50
it queerbaiting but it's so [ __ ] stupid
1:52:57
but yeah i try and limit the amount of gay jokes i make queerbaiting yeah the whole like even
1:53:03
though it's like i'm straight i'm straight but they'll still find a reason they will still find a reason
1:53:08
torchy i found this on the internet i thought this would be good for um
1:53:18
how can i put this without getting the police called i thought this would be good for
1:53:29
drug use but but um
1:53:35
it's not it's it's really [ __ ] terrifying it's really [ __ ] terrifying
1:53:40
but it's mainly terrifying because of me it's user error sorry it's just a crack pipe so i keep
1:53:47
pointing it at [ __ ] to light it on fire because i can light [ __ ] on fire from like this far away like i'm not gonna if
1:53:54
i don't feel safe like turning it on now like that would get hot as hell because that is a
1:54:00
long flame like real this [ __ ] gets hot for a while so like i can just sit here and light
1:54:06
something at the corner of my desk on fire it's crazy i love it but it just it's pushing out 23.
1:54:14
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i did burn a hole in a can i burnt a hole in a red ball cam
1:54:19
with this thing do you want to see me do it again
1:54:39
i'm gonna stop how is that even how is that smoking
1:54:44
i'm gonna stop doing that nice
1:54:52
it's gonna get me in trouble uh fun boy crap crank pipe yeah how do you
1:54:58
think i get all the work done or you know layer of plastic inside the can ah
1:55:03
you're burning the ink it was coming from the inside though there's a thin plastic
1:55:09
yeah yeah there's a thin plastic thing inside the inside the can i remember so i saw someone like melt the outside of the aluminium can or like they put it in
1:55:16
an acid or something and it dissolves the aluminium and then like it left this like [ __ ] plastic
1:55:22
like thing it was weird oh it smells quite good actually
1:55:29
it smells kind of nice aluminium nanoparticles lead to
1:55:34
alzheimer's what
1:55:44
that's fine aluminium what do you think what are you americans you're saying wrong
1:55:49
glass bottles best though it couldn't melt glass probably
1:55:54
the brit smoke lots of spliff not that i've met
1:55:59
oh that smells bad actually i'm gonna put that in the bin i'm gonna put that in the bin with the other paper products i've got in there
1:56:07
okay that went from smelling good to [ __ ] toxic as hell
1:56:12
being dangerous i think burning things stream when
1:56:19
pyromania stream pyromaniac someone do that thing while i like light
1:56:26
a um lighter arrow on fire or something and then shoot it a friend of mine asked
1:56:32
if he could get an air kiss hey buddy fps pro fps prussia
1:56:43
just because you know whenever they whenever they ask i really should hook up channel points for that
1:56:48
but if i the thing is with channel points if that is set to like a reasonable amount like i don't know a
1:56:54
thousand or ten thousand or something then people it's still gonna get spammed because people have like a million
1:57:00
channel points now so i'm just gonna be [ __ ] doing an entire show
1:57:06
all the time i know how it's gonna go that's because that's how all of the rest of them went two million yeah
1:57:14
you can put a limit amount per stream oh [ __ ] can i put like a timer like from the
1:57:20
last time it's used you do custom settings okay
1:57:26
you know what i should start doing oh 21 months wonder if seth says hey seth
1:57:32
got a q do you
1:57:39
have anyone that can't i can't give access
1:57:47
i can just
1:58:02
that could be cool
1:58:15
oh yes we will talk okay
1:58:21
uh i'm trying to get a secretary cue second oh [ __ ] seth seth's gonna be my secretary hold on seth
1:58:27
seth you will be required to where
1:58:33
the secretary outfit okay just to let him know threaded
1:58:40
posters for this the ready post has a tutorial link i've got a plan for it don't worry about it i currently have 301 000 from watching i never bet my
1:58:47
points [ __ ] hell this nick oh my god just start doing a bunch of polls that people can waste enough fun
1:58:53
oh [ __ ] that's a good idea that's a solid idea chap we're gonna do a we're gonna pull
1:58:59
wow okay what what
1:59:06
no hold on what should i wear in the next stream that's we'll do a poll on chat what
1:59:11
should i wear in the next stream because i've got a couple things i'll
1:59:17
gladly wear that outfit for you oh no if i do get a secretary they've got to be wearing like they've they've got to be
1:59:22
they've got to be wearing the secretary outfit i'm not going to have anything else they've got to always have the glasses like the [ __ ] you know doing
1:59:29
the thing in their mouth oh except nothing less oh what the [ __ ] can you say like a
1:59:34
horse like a horse
1:59:41
what oh god this i feel like i'm cutting myself into a trap
1:59:47
i don't know why i'm so [ __ ] confused by this
1:59:52
anyway i'm so [ __ ] confused okay um what was
1:59:58
i doing sorry bimbo brain dude it's the it i burnt a rebel you always
2:00:03
say that you're australian i believe you but let's be honest if there was a guy who looks as good as you right now you
2:00:09
would smash let's be honest if he had a vagina
2:00:17
do you plan on doing another auction stream listen man
2:00:24
if uh you know oh uh probably not anytime soon i don't
2:00:30
have any plans to now but maybe i will but i don't have any plans to
2:00:37
pick my outfit oh [ __ ] okay so i've got two outfits right i've got the i've got the i've got that new bunny outfit and
2:00:43
i've got the uh an opportunity to wear the bob plate thing
2:00:49
i don't know when the next stream is going to be but i do have a bob plate
2:00:56
that i do have to wear at some point because i've got it now and i paid for it and i've got it i've got to claim the
2:01:02
tax back on it so i've got to do it i don't know what to i don't know what to wear for it i do have an idea of what to
2:01:07
wear for i've got a good outfit idea i can find oh [ __ ] it thank you lara
2:01:13
thank you thank you for leaving 17 months up holy [ __ ]
2:01:19
stream has to be soon 10 streams for bimber month i've still got we i've still got a while look at this
2:01:25
i've still got like i've still got until the 21st of may to do like what how many streams have i
2:01:30
done i've done one what [ __ ] one two three four wait one two three four five
2:01:35
six and then i've done one today seven i gotta do three
2:01:41
three easy i'm gonna hit ten dead simple i'm gonna do more than three obviously but i gotta only do three easy
2:01:48
tax right off the counter must love you no dude i had to pay [ __ ] so much in tax
2:01:54
that i had to pay so much [ __ ] money and tax dude that rebel kind of [ __ ] me up
2:02:02
oh all right bye so much in tax man i got the email about that
2:02:08
[ __ ] rough they're upping the uk tax rates too they're upping it from 19 to 26 it's going uh 7 up
2:02:15
just [ __ ] yay but that's gonna be fun
2:02:22
so it's my taxes are going from 39 corporate to hello rose my queen
2:02:28
46 and then plus another 32 because it's got to go to me 32 and a
2:02:35
half i don't know what that equals though because that's percentages get weird at
2:02:40
that point basically like i've everything is twice as expensive for me as it is for
2:02:47
everyone else do you guys do tax slash tax refund
2:02:52
returns no i'm self-employed three streams three out i don't get that one bunny one steampunk one other thing
2:03:00
i'm gonna do more than three but sure
2:03:06
one the one other thing can just be the the i've gotta wear the titties for something i've gotta wear the titties
2:03:11
for something yeah i'm self-employed so i basically just pay the tax 60 63.6 if i'm doing
2:03:18
the math right yeah but then there's also i've got national insurance which i think is not another
2:03:24
nine percent chassis um what else is there
2:03:37
yeah i think it's just that so my tax rate is
2:03:42
72.6 nice
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my tax rate's 72 dude the uk is a [ __ ] joke holy [ __ ] oh
2:03:56
look there's secretary rose outfit is it 72 percent of us bro which makes me so [ __ ] sad
2:04:03
72 yeah i'm sure that's not right it is i pay 20 vat i pay 20 i'm in the next
2:04:11
year i'm going to pay 26 corporation tax on so that's corporation so everything
2:04:18
goes for a business 20 vat 26 corporation tax then it has to go to me to for me to spend on you know
2:04:25
fun [ __ ] like uh a knife or a new lipstick shade and that money when it goes to me
2:04:32
the sole trader is taxed at 32 and a half percent which is anything over your
2:04:37
director's loan amount your directors loans tax differently but i already capped that out at like paying
2:04:44
for my you know [ __ ] mortgage right so it's another 32 and a half percent that
2:04:49
32 and a half percent uh then is i think i still also have to pay
2:04:55
income taxes you really think the donors who paid nine hundred dollars per stream are happy you took money from a sponsor
2:05:01
to make those two streams be scuffed i'm serious they shouldn't count
2:05:09
towards what they shouldn't count towards what i [ __ ] i wore
2:05:15
one of them i wore i got dressed in a full latex dress what are they what are the other it's fanboy finance advice time again
2:05:27
the 10 streams but like how are they not like how are they not the same what do you mean
2:05:34
that's so like i got i got paid to do a stream thus it doesn't count as a stream
2:05:40
that's so stupid i'm with you on every other take but good lord
2:05:45
pka bunny alpha was good what do they wear on that card stream i think they count on this disagree or whatever why would they not count i don't see the
2:05:52
point why they wouldn't count they were like a whole thing
2:05:59
like whenever i do did like an ad it was always something like i could have just been like hey i'm doing an ad read hey
2:06:06
go buy this [ __ ] but it wasn't true and made it fun to me
2:06:13
[Music] it's the new youtube channel coming soon my [ __ ] stocks channel
2:06:20
want to live on the moon on mars with you and not pay taxes or dubai dubai's got a five percent corporation tax rate
2:06:27
that's gonna be a fun one um so if i have to take
2:06:32
i'm telling you now if i ever if i ever randomly fly to dubai
2:06:38
you know there's no other reason for me to be in dubai i've set up an overseas corporation that's the reason why i'm
2:06:44
saying it now future finn [ __ ] you that's what that's exactly what i've
2:06:49
done podcast first no stunks channel oh
2:06:54
what was it saying uh i was looking out for what crj was going to say
2:06:59
doing doing this in dubai oh my god yeah i was going to say it doesn't dude dubai is it i haven't dubai seems lovely
2:07:07
besides that one besides the besides that gay people go to jail thing
2:07:12
dubai seems real nice uh so i haven't i haven't gone because you know i have acrylic nails and fake
2:07:18
eyelashes on most of the time now so i am lazy and do not want to write out a sub message
2:07:24
thanks for the sub message thanks for 15 months for the 15 months prime
2:07:31
buy skittles green shares stonks [ __ ] wonder what skittles wait
2:07:37
skittle stock can i just google that skittles stuck
2:07:42
skittle stuck price hershey's
2:07:47
[Music] oh it's down one percent dude bro
2:07:54
it's it's down by one percent one point three percent downed it oh no sorry zero point zero point five i don't
2:07:59
know what the stock mark i don't know how this works is this good is this bad this in a day let's go to three months
2:08:05
oh it's on the up and up oh it's on the up and up skittles stuck right boy finances think of elon
2:08:12
musk buying twitter semi more free is starting to look like a shitty tv series at this point lamar
2:08:20
it's a uk comedy what is the
2:08:25
does he did he buy it or has he hasn't bought it yet he just submitted an offer didn't he
2:08:30
right
2:08:37
oh bro i don't know stocks on twitter about stunks
2:08:44
i think didn't didn't fanboy stocks i know that twitter account i think i swear to god
2:08:50
in his bio it's like he does like it says like i don't know anything about it
2:08:55
let me see almost two years simps together strong
2:09:00
look look literally in his bio i don't know much about stunts
2:09:07
bye hi solo financial advice sponsored by uk femme boy
2:09:13
so i don't know what to do about it man
2:09:18
dude you can't be british and be giving people financial advice
2:09:23
[Applause] because the best advice i can give is don't be in britain um it just really [ __ ] you up man
2:09:32
you got you get the tick on twitter i haven't got the ticket do you mind standing up and doing a twirl for those who have come to the stream late you
2:09:38
want to see my outfit chat it's so [ __ ] short um let me like do that so someone sent me this it's
2:09:46
this lovely nice um body suit basically and then i've added
2:09:51
a skirt to preserve my uh dignity a little bit but yeah
2:09:57
wow it's great it's amazing it's so cool i'm gonna sit down now because it's so
2:10:02
[ __ ] short and i'm really scared of showing my ass to something my skirt was like coming up at the back too no heels
2:10:09
what heels i don't have anything that matches i have some pink sparkly heels i've got
2:10:14
that dignity yes what why is it quite why why are you
2:10:20
questioning that i do have the white heels though but the white heels doesn't matter what
2:10:26
does the shirt say rose says this i don't know if you can read it
2:10:31
it says that it's great uh yep that's what it says
2:10:37
i know your tricks i know what you want i know you want me to say i'm not gonna [ __ ] say it what are the highest heels you have
2:10:43
they definitely don't match the highest heels i have are like eight and eight inches tall i've never actually measured
2:10:49
they're so tall that i can't stand up straight in them i think i wore them a couple times uh if i search like finster latex dress
2:10:58
yeah they're these
2:11:03
nope i can't [ __ ] find these anywhere okay i can't find these shits anywhere
2:11:13
i got [ __ ] those aren't even them wait the first time i wore the latex
2:11:19
dress i wore normal heels why didn't you let where what the [ __ ] why didn't you wet let me wear normal
2:11:26
heels last time what the [ __ ] okay look there are these these are the heels i can't physically stand in these heels
2:11:32
like my legs won't go straight in them because they're so tall like my achilles tendon gets compressed so much by the
2:11:39
[ __ ] like uh fatality thing my [ __ ] achilles tendon almost snaps and this shit's
2:11:44
awful but they're like thigh highs i have not been sent higher heels i know that higher heels exist because there's
2:11:52
like ballet heels that like basically your toe your foot is just straight down
2:11:57
but god i i i don't understand how people even exist in those alone
2:12:03
the ones i have let alone [ __ ] those ones milly's been able to walk in them though but she has small feet so my my
2:12:09
theory is she didn't wear them eight inches that is like three dick lengths
2:12:15
at least four of mine good lord it's the uh someone's bragging
2:12:21
i never learned to read can you uh read out your shirt again please well i i can't see it it's all backwards to me so
2:12:28
it's like ugh
2:12:37
they finally made the move to japan and even revealed his old apartment in brighton no [ __ ] why did he
2:12:46
no way he [ __ ] got to japan
2:12:53
we're going to london today is the day we get our visas
2:12:58
we have all the people oh my god this is the same [ __ ] oh my god did he really
2:13:04
do it that's so cool they were closed we got
2:13:09
an appointment good vibes good every every uh every like foreign
2:13:14
countries obviously but every foreign country's um thing is in the uk it is in is in london so
2:13:22
you end up having to go to the so i went to the u.s embassy in london it's the same sort of later visas right
2:13:27
daunting anything can't go wrong i'm not driving to london one more time
2:13:33
i've been through my life like the last time i have to do an interview for it
2:13:39
drive london the last time you're here
2:13:49
[Music] 19 month park ah japanese embassy's so
2:13:56
nice you gotta do a countdown how will i know when you start one more time yeah one
2:14:02
last time this is the last time this is the last time
2:14:08
how does it feel amazing i will never drive in london
2:14:14
the last time the the japanese visa process is some crazy [ __ ] right they let you in the u.s
2:14:20
embassy yeah surprisingly they did deny me when i got my visa i
2:14:25
didn't even get the [ __ ] visa we'll see
2:14:31
[Music]
2:14:36
driving in london oh [ __ ] we're going we're going we gotta prove i'm so ready oh i'm so
2:14:44
happy it was worth driving to london let me take a screenshot every time you
2:14:50
scream what's happening with the dogs because we left them in the car so now we're just gonna figure out how to get the dogs there and i gotta sort out all
2:14:57
my boring taxes let me [ __ ] you everybody want my taxes thank you flipping for the [ __ ] we were only
2:15:02
for like 10 minutes but i can hear her
2:15:10
[Music]
2:15:19
[Music] he like set his phone up to watch his dogs we're gonna drive through the tightest
2:15:25
part in london where the bridge is like that's funny because i always assumed i
2:15:30
had the tightest part in london
2:15:36
if that range rover hesitates for a second london etiquette says you have to honk mike your life
2:15:43
depends on it is he going
2:15:48
dude he was not hesitating i ain't i'm gonna
2:15:56
just look straight felix you'll be fine i have no idea how he's not more like
2:16:02
screaming excited it's pretty bridge though
2:16:09
oh my god that's cool dude i've got a video of the i've got a video of when i uh
2:16:16
of when i got my uh my visa my american visa and i'm like
2:16:21
elated or at least explain we didn't want to bring our dogs through
2:16:26
cargo because but then when i when i got uh denied for it it was [ __ ] crushing
2:16:32
man i don't even think i took a video i think i just [ __ ] like just cried the cabin which should be
2:16:38
totally fine but the problem is every single airlines maximum weight for
2:16:43
a dog is eight kilos edgar is 10 kilos so it needs to be eight kilos with the
2:16:49
carrier as well and i swear i've called every single
2:16:54
airline in the entire universe even though american ones have nine kilo i kind of really do want to hold on i'm
2:17:00
going to skip ahead a little bit i want to see the i want to see where he was at in brighton hey we live around
2:17:05
here guys just so you know it doesn't matter because we out of here
2:17:11
that's the first place we lived in in brian [ __ ] you whoever lives there they were the worst people that went from my
2:17:18
ass they were so stupid marry me finn so that you can move to america my videos because uh i showed their wall and it's
2:17:25
that i don't have license to shoot and it's like what are you talking about that's the fire
2:17:30
the burnt down pier it still confuses me that's the day i came here 10 years ago
2:17:36
why is it still here oh dude the burnt down pier is such a good bit of lore though i love the burnt
2:17:42
down pyramid brighton was such uh like once upon a time they made such a shitty
2:17:49
decision they had an old pier that burnt down obviously and then they just decided it was like
2:17:54
too expensive to move it and then it became like a landmark because when you think about it this thing's just
2:18:00
floating in the middle of like shallow water they can't just drive out to it and just take a chainsaw to it it'd be
2:18:07
[ __ ] dangerous how are they gonna get it back like eh it's it's it's the most
2:18:12
annoying thing so they just never made that expense and now everyone like likes it they built that stupid thing while
2:18:17
we're here oh yeah this is wow it looks like an industrial chimney it's
2:18:24
it's not even fun because i don't know if you've ever seen brighton from the rooftop but it is
2:18:32
okay let's go yeah i don't know if any of us in brighton from like the from from high up in the air it's not a pretty place
2:18:39
it's really pretty down on the street but it's not pretty from up above but they made this giant like
2:18:46
abs observation tower that's a [ __ ] eyesore and it's yeah anyway it looks it
2:18:51
looks terrible broke boy decision yeah right i'm off to brighton next month for uh for game dev conference
2:18:58
dude the brighton's a beautiful city it's like um [Music]
2:19:03
i call it basically the closest if if an american wants to go visit england i say go to brighton because it's like
2:19:09
california kind of or at least the atmosphere is the uh they they liked
2:19:14
no they liked uh i'm not gonna meow [ __ ] is not gonna happen the um
2:19:22
back in the war the the big one the you know what was that called again the
2:19:27
grin the big the big war back in the big war big war number two uh big bad man with the bad mustache
2:19:35
didn't bomb it because it was too pretty he just liked the city so much he just didn't bum it
2:19:40
in a war that's what it was oh my god you're timing them out what the [ __ ] happened who's getting timed out all right oh for
2:19:49
300 seconds okay nevermind i mean listen i don't care that much um
2:19:54
charlie chaplin yeah big bad man in in big big war two charlie chaplin
2:20:01
i like your makeup looks great thanks chat picked the lipstick color it's a lip stain that's gonna look like
2:20:07
this [ __ ] tomorrow i'll give you an update on instagram's story about how the [ __ ] this looks tomorrow it's gonna
2:20:12
look bad though tomorrow because i'm not gonna be wearing any other makeup it's just going to be the eyelashes and nothing else so i'm going to have bright
2:20:18
red chocolate right your necklace while doing some knives presentation slash tricks and talk about how you will join
2:20:24
the brighton fire department to burn more [ __ ] down look i got this i
2:20:30
got i got this knife it matches my nails awfully but it is did you know that meow is the only word
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with all five vowels in it there's no i in it
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or e that's a vowel is that a vowel [ __ ] what's a vowel
2:20:56
hey uh right oh damn i didn't learn it i don't know what the [ __ ] about thank you thank you
2:21:02
thank you for the gifted sub thank you for the thank you for 500 subs i'm so glad i don't have to think anymore and i
2:21:07
can just be pretty i'm so glad when can i wait
2:21:13
when can i do that let me hire a ceo or something manage all my [ __ ] for me i'll just look pretty on camera that's all i
2:21:19
have to do make re play minecraft and look pretty that's it
2:21:24
i'll take that job my god learning with finn
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i i many people i many people in many points in time have tried to tell me
2:21:35
what a vowel is and i've forgotten i mean we hit simp goal what are you going to mommy
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i don't know we only hit the sim call because i didn't record i didn't i didn't stream for two weeks and it dipped under it for
2:21:47
a second i don't think it counts big bad man with bad moustache he was a
2:21:54
bad man but that mustache was absolutely iconic a shame so much bullcrap came
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from under it yeah there's never been so there's never been a person so bad that like an entire
2:22:06
look is sworn off i don't think that's happened since right like no one i don't think no one i don't
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think anyone's ever been so [ __ ] dreadful that you can't even remotely look like them
2:22:19
it's a good job she's pretty etc etc also according to your own rules you
2:22:25
should be wearing more makeup than day old lipstick i mean yeah like when i wake up in the
2:22:31
morning i just i do lips and eyebrows btw what happened to instastore ice
2:22:37
there haven't been any for a long while yeah i didn't this is the first day this is the first day back man
2:22:44
it's the first day back in two weeks that's why the rest of it i've just been i've been throwing up
2:22:50
after drinking something recording minecraft our baby girl had her first birthday and you didn't even have the decency to call or leave a message even
2:22:58
though it's my 22-month sub i want the divorce i'm not married that happens it
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between two to five two and five years so that happens at the
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that happens at the two we only get married at the two-year mark i googled it
2:23:35
that happens that we get married at the two-year mark baby in the baby in the first nine
2:23:41
months one year anniversary and then marriage after two years that's how it works or five depending if i don't like you as
2:23:48
much but there's like you get the privilege i'll marry you after two bit more moment two i mean
2:23:53
i had to google an answer i don't know what the off the top of my brain or what the average length of a relationship is for
2:23:59
someone to marry who has that information on the [ __ ] deck of cards in their brain no no you have to google [ __ ] like that
2:24:06
it's like googling how big the earth is or some [ __ ] no one knows it it's impossible to know you gotta google it
2:24:11
google is the only person that knows at any one time
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like three years my guess well if you [ __ ] answered two three four five then you won
2:24:24
it's kind of a big range i would have guessed a little bit
2:24:29
earlier than five weirdly but it does make sense
2:24:39
google is an hour of knowledge i've always wondered who he was i got a new vr game i got a new vr game
2:24:45
called gorn and i don't know why it took me so long to get this game but it's [ __ ] awesome i really like gone it's the
2:24:53
perfect like just beat the [ __ ] out of someone game blatant sorcery is great but you have to
2:24:59
like i have to continue downloading mods to find it in any way fun anymore and there's not many other great games
2:25:05
on vr because they are 100 rely on functional and after i tweet the controls of gorn because the
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original controls are dog [ __ ] five months of questioning everything i know [ __ ] heart heart
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oh thank you i mean what you said heart heart that's all i read all i heard my brain oh my
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god [Music] am i big am i losing [ __ ] there were
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barely any stories before the break maybe four it happened daily then
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stopped when you lost the bet
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that may be true i should continue with that actually i think i i remember being like more in a rush i
2:25:50
guess like i think before it was more like a yeah there's no reason why i shouldn't have i shouldn't i didn't do
2:25:56
that i should just do that again i'm gonna do that again i'll start it up for a while and i'll see how long it lasts this time
2:26:03
this is better yeah i had a reason to try and beat john i kind of want to i kind of want a new challenge in it
2:26:11
if i can i'd have you seen the knife that uh you kind of slide out and locks
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uh i need to find a video what yeah the the gravity knife seth i can't own one in the uk i know the exact one
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you're on about too um it's the i don't remember the name of it but yeah
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you you i don't know anything that even looks like it
2:26:36
like this so basically you like open up a latch and it slides out that way and then you close it
2:26:41
i really want one they look awesome i'm not allowed to own it you want to lose yet alone of the bet to
2:26:47
me yes gravity knives are very illegal very illegal like dude i can buy it i can buy
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an m4 no i can't i can buy an ar-15 in the uk with a license i can never get
2:27:00
that knife that little knife is way more illegal than a a gun like a rifle like a like a gun you
2:27:08
know that's that can be legal that gravity knife can never be legal in any
2:27:13
circumstance just contraband so that's a fun one
2:27:19
i feel like my streams are now just complaining about the uk i just constantly complain about that's
2:27:26
what everyone does i'm becoming an adult i'm becoming a united kingdom adult i just [ __ ] about the place all of the
2:27:32
time is this the twink that was on pka that's me hey
2:27:38
it's okay i'm here for it yeah garbage place moved to the usa working on it i got
2:27:44
told by i actually had a call with my attorney for visas today they said i
2:27:49
asked what stage in the process we're at after being told that i could in at
2:27:55
fastest have my visa done in hand by the end of april and then i messaged them
2:28:01
every week and they never responded to me once until today where they said a different
2:28:07
attorney is taking over they called me i asked what stage in the process are we at and they said very very early stages
2:28:14
and i was like cool because i should have had it 10 days ago and apparently we've barely started so apparently i
2:28:20
gave like a lot of money to an attorney's office for nothing to get done in half a year
2:28:28
not great so i don't i don't really know what to do about that like uh
2:28:34
yeah i should have had it by i should have had it 10 days ago in theory
2:28:40
scammer got scammed indeed if you need a place to stay in the us i have a couch
2:28:45
i no i need i no i need a visa i can't get there
2:28:50
but very nice i'm very nice of you but yeah [ __ ] annoying
2:28:56
have you thought about uh safest u.s place to be in uh that is if you uh go on walks and
2:29:01
keep nails yeah either austin texas or la la i feel like [ __ ] anything goes
2:29:08
um but i lie's a bit more boring austin's got more people there but more
2:29:13
friends that i've got one year being a shrimp for you thanks for making me question myself the
2:29:19
the the i i i go on google earth every now and
2:29:25
then to go look at like houses and [ __ ] and look at how houses have checked there's like a time you can change and see what the past history of houses are
2:29:31
and i go i i go on google earth just check it every now and then and zooming out of america versus zooming out of the
2:29:37
uk is [ __ ] mind-blowing like everything's massive no more care about your walking streams yeah no one will
2:29:42
give a [ __ ] again no one gives a [ __ ] now i think marisa doesn't like
2:29:49
me doing them when it's uh night time so i'll do them if i ever do a walking stream again it'll be in daylight
2:29:57
which i like a lot less like i don't love doing daylight walking streams because it means people are
2:30:02
around not a fan of almost a year go to austin visit mika maybe uh she'll
2:30:09
include you on the stream as i know list yeah amigo didn't put me on the stream and she's met liz mika what the [ __ ]
2:30:16
dude we met we had a stream together and she [ __ ] cut me out of it did boring
2:30:21
[ __ ] i i turned into code miko for a minute i'm not noticeable enough i'm sorry
2:30:28
uh what do you want to move in the u.s i don't know i want to visit again i can't i i it's not i can't even go there to
2:30:36
visit someone right now that's the problem i'm trying to get past um i think we're probably gonna end up
2:30:41
doing an e2 visa if any of you know what the [ __ ] that is but
2:30:47
more embarrassing but less bashing yeah i guess so slightly safer to do in the daylight but
2:30:53
oh my god it's [ __ ] embarrassing so that's why i haven't done it
2:30:58
but also the neighborhood man this is not a pretty place to walk around daylight walking stream but with
2:31:05
a little twist just go in regular clothes and grab a subway sandwich
2:31:12
yeah i don't think people would like that on stream though
2:31:18
also imagine having to talk to someone imagine to talk someone in real life and not just ordering your subway online
2:31:23
what the [ __ ] god you guys still talk to people i haven't spoken someone in three years
2:31:30
unless they're unless they're a friend or family i speak to as little people as i possibly can
2:31:36
god e2 visa investor yeah so essentially you
2:31:41
just pay money and you get in it's the most boring way to get a visa but you can do it
2:31:47
i just pay like 50 000 to the us government and they just let me in we were gonna go do the l2 visa and then
2:31:56
again after months of talking about it they were like i don't think this is the best bet for you it's like [ __ ] okay
2:32:01
i've put again not a great attorney's office um
2:32:08
finn does hollywood find his walking stream in hollywood hills gets eaten by cougar
2:32:15
that's an interesting thing the idea that like they let you carry around weapons in
2:32:21
america for like legitimate animal protection is crazy remember you said mika was ignoring you then realized
2:32:28
she'd asked you a question and you never answered you've answered now right
2:32:34
uh
2:32:40
oh it wasn't really a question i said uh miko nice omegle video i enjoyed it and she said really thanks finn
2:32:48
13 months let's go that was the that was the question
2:32:56
oh you need a you need a ring cam and have it hooked up to your front door and show us your delivery people's reactions
2:33:01
they don't ever have reactions they um honestly most people are there to do that job so they are they either just
2:33:06
drop it at the door and we don't usually talk or it's just like a you know very occasionally i have to like i
2:33:12
ordered so i ordered red bull i [ __ ] burned it and put in the crash i had a red bull and you have to show your like
2:33:18
license to get red bull now because you have to be 16. so i had to go get my license and he had a moment of like you know
2:33:23
it's looking at my license and going like that for a minute and i'm
2:33:30
it's red bull like that sort of thing and he just kind of [ __ ] let it go because he's a he's an uber you know who
2:33:36
gives a [ __ ] um but yeah add that that's the closest i've got to an interesting reaction that
2:33:42
happened today we'll show you that i think look right let's see
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what the [ __ ] yeah this guy
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there is that's the man that's the man officer that's the man who almost didn't give me my red bull
2:34:09
yeah he like he like took my id and then like turned around looked at it for a while looked back at me and was like fine here you go
2:34:16
yeah you had a moment of considering it but on my oh my god when did we do this good thing it's blurry i'm sorry but the
2:34:23
um basically when did we do this i still haven't changed it you're reminding me
2:34:28
on my delivery app i don't remember when it happened but at some point in time you guys had me
2:34:35
change the name on it to rose so now every single time i get a i get a
2:34:41
delivery from deliveroo they go you rose and i go yup
2:34:48
i have to it's nev they never say anything but it's awkward as [ __ ] for me every time i
2:34:53
keep forgetting to change it [Music] i gotta change this on ubereats it's fine i haven't did you get back to
2:34:59
patastic p she still wants to collab even though you left her on reed
2:35:10
[Music] so about that wedding ring delivered to
2:35:15
your og unknown address are we moving to brighton or accept his slash her offer
2:35:22
can't find a discord um i'm moving but uh i mean hopefully
2:35:27
[ __ ] again i don't want to curse it i [ __ ] i talked about i talked about the fact that i was moving uh in the
2:35:33
last house and then the seller died so i'm not treating anything like it's real yet uh i've made an offer on a house
2:35:40
it's been accepted i'll tell you that uh but the thing is everything can go wrong uh there's it's
2:35:47
i had an offer accepted subject to
2:35:52
[ __ ] subjective valuation i think it's called someone else is negotiating for me any jinxed it yeah i'm not really
2:35:58
okay it's not real like it's not the place that i'm moving to
2:36:04
like i'm still looking at other houses like i've just made an offer on this one but like
2:36:09
a survey yeah and so i'm paying the money to go have it checked out and stuff but like
2:36:15
there's that i'd say there's a 60 chance it doesn't happen
2:36:23
that's the point where we're at so i'm not i haven't bought the house i'm not going to [ __ ] you know whatever
2:36:30
i'm not going to move there it's just like a pudding offering uh and then i'm looking at other stuff
2:36:35
in the meantime but is there anything else up
2:36:42
no holy [ __ ] it came down holy [ __ ] one of these like
2:36:47
sorry i get really i get really into like looking at looking for these like little houses and then uh
2:36:55
oh there's a new one up that's interesting i'm looking in one particular area
2:37:01
that's cool as [ __ ] oh jesus [ __ ] never mind
2:37:09
that's a lot of money per square foot did that's a lot of money per square foot have a good backyard and maybe
2:37:16
oh god that's an unredeemable house unredeemable terrible what's the street view like
2:37:22
can't even see the street garbage garbage and dog [ __ ] i've had i've had a stream idea for a long time me and soda
2:37:28
were just going through mocking a bunch of uk houses and i really want to do that i'm very upset that you have to do
2:37:34
that just for clarification that's [ __ ] up but you mention i did on pka
2:37:41
what do you mean like uh the whole uh it's not happening sort of thing
2:37:49
uh wait wait i'm so confused the ring
2:37:54
how do you mean the satisfying you're probably suffering when they suddenly die
2:38:00
yeah i'm just putting curses on people man luckily i i think this one is like a husband and wife so they both have to
2:38:07
die so it's like half as likely so it's okay you know they're going to love
2:38:13
yeah i'm not sure why that was i'm not sure why that would you let me come inside your back door when you get
2:38:19
your new house i'll let you come inside any door you want did seven month sub
2:38:32
i hate to admit it but you guys kind of did some red lipstick did kind of match a little bit i hate to admit it but you
2:38:38
you're okay at this i don't i didn't that's all it takes yeah sorry are you seven months up i thought
2:38:44
not it does kind of match a little bit
2:39:08
should we start drinking i want a drink i want a drink
2:39:22
i have one other idea do it lipstick matches your shirt yeah it does it matches the like it
2:39:28
matches the really [ __ ] strong thing it got sent from me guys you know what we could do
2:39:36
i only have i listen i only have two thousand views this is a more relaxed stream than normal i think
2:39:41
i can you know we could do
2:39:48
in terms of instead of having a substance such as alcohol
2:39:55
i've got this other one oh sorry my friend has my friend has my
2:40:01
friend has this other one which cocaine how low do you think
2:40:07
[Music] it's crack it's different god they think it chat thinks of me as a
2:40:13
cocaine user good lord
2:40:19
why would i stoop so low as cocaine when i have access to meth well you
2:40:25
you think you think you think regular guys just start dressing up in all pink [ __ ] they would they shave their legs wear
2:40:31
lingerie and do their makeup all cutesy and wear princess rose
2:40:36
uh and pink skirt dress grow their hair out get their nails done
2:40:41
eyelashes done without the influence of a little bit of crack cocaine heroin meth whatever it is i forgot what i said
2:40:50
but i i do have the i do yeah i i do have a little bit of
2:40:55
start making meth jokes i do have a little bit of something else
2:41:05
because that would be because i live in the uk hrt
2:41:12
guys it's gonna be a crazy night [ __ ] if only i had like a pill i'm just gonna it's gonna be a crazy night boys
2:41:18
i'm gonna [ __ ] take hrt we're gonna get wild it's gonna be a it's a crazy
2:41:24
day um listen hold on
2:41:32
should we it seems like fun i want to do it it sounds like fun
2:41:40
i've never done it before though i mean i have but like not on stream
2:41:50
will be funny okay
2:41:57
oh [ __ ] so this could go terribly uh
2:42:03
[ __ ] it ah this could go terribly all right can't believe it's been four months
2:42:09
already i'm gonna give you a little bit of music i'm gonna quickly um
2:42:14
one minute i'll be back remember me how i remember me how i was chat
2:42:19
oh god
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[Music]
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[Music]
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so
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[Music]
2:43:57
so [Music]
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[Music]
2:45:21
[Music]
2:45:39
okay you know what's gonna be funny because this hasn't hit me yet i'm back now and we're just gonna wait for this [ __ ] to kick in so
2:45:48
i've been i've been extracting uh i've been extracting the estrogen they've been putting in the water to turn the
2:45:53
frogs guy and this is me now uh i was trying to just come up with more of those on the spot
2:45:58
anyway what are you waiting for um [Music]
2:46:04
the effect of that anyway but uh did you no no no um
2:46:11
that i just like j yeah eating fire yeah like there are
2:46:18
people in the circus it's a it's a talent that i have did you eat a thing i didn't eat a thing i can't i've never eaten one actually
2:46:24
i think you dropped something behind you it's not it's not gonna be that easy chet
2:46:30
random guy that trick's been tried on me many many a time before okay so where was it
2:46:38
[ __ ] no where'd you get that lighter amazon i was i really got into like the idea of
2:46:45
having an electric lighter for a while but they're not great they just kind of like they require two prongs
2:46:52
so you can only ever ow [ __ ] you can only ever light things on fire that's like very very thin i think well they're
2:46:58
meant as like cigarette lighters but i don't smoke so i never will holy [ __ ]
2:47:05
dude there was like a there was a did i tell you guys about my like
2:47:10
personal anti-smoking campaign story that i got in real life i got like
2:47:16
an immediate presentation with like hey kid don't [ __ ] smoke there was a i was on i could i was on a trip to uh we
2:47:23
were in like some i don't know we're we're in turkey and there was we were at like a hotel
2:47:29
and i was a kid so i don't remember it super well but it was like a hotel it had a tennis court and i thought it was so cool a little like rich because they
2:47:35
had a tennis court this hotel it was awesome so i went to go like uh play tennis uh and i was like just [ __ ]
2:47:41
around on the badminton court i was into badminton when i was kid and this guy there was a rail between the tennis
2:47:47
court and the badminton court this guy just [ __ ] like leaned his shot and it made a lot of noise i turned
2:47:53
around and he was like [ __ ] he he he's like leaning against this wall just out of breath he leaned over
2:47:59
and i saw he went uh [ __ ] he like uh spat his tongue out he just
2:48:04
like had his tongue out like that and it was black it was black dude
2:48:10
like just the [ __ ] like the anti-smoking commercial like pictures but in real life eyes
2:48:18
match the lips look i'm fine there's a shadow on my own
2:48:25
looks like my eyes darker over there but it's not it's just the shadow of my giant eyelash
2:48:31
i'm doing fine actually he says
2:48:38
now imagine what his lungs look like yeah dude it was [ __ ] awful the um
2:48:44
yeah yeah i got like my personal own little thing [ __ ] terrible oh god
2:48:51
uh not really so pleased to have been subbed for six months or actively now so i feel it a bit less but neat
2:48:59
i just joined can i see your nails yeah why not dude i could i don't know what i was talking about i could totally work
2:49:05
like this i could totally get things done like how with the state of mind i'm in now this is pretty solid
2:49:12
i think i think i think when
2:49:17
i think this has hit me harder than i thought it would
2:49:23
usually i kind of just go and go and do something else at this point
2:49:29
i'm not like on cat i'm not doing things you know sorry i'm just looking into the dude
2:49:34
look at this one of the this is the coolest [ __ ] i never showed you this the back of my oh you can see that so
2:49:40
well look the back of my watch you can see the inside of it look at that
2:49:48
look at that man that's so cool
2:49:54
can you just stare at that for [ __ ] like all day just watching that should go around bro look at that dude
2:50:02
i mean i i just turned the timer on look okay so it's a chronograph right right okay it's a chronograph right so when i
2:50:08
click these buttons to start and stop the timer watch this you can see [ __ ] moving in there wait
2:50:14
let me get an angle at the bottom you see like all the levers going and then when i restart wait let me just
2:50:20
check yeah when i just turned that backwards so i could see it
2:50:26
and then when you don't when you click it normally uh come on come on camera
2:50:33
and then i'll like reset everything oh [ __ ] hold on this one's a bit of a harder one's push
2:50:38
come on gamer come on you [ __ ] go on the thing not me
2:50:44
clunk that's cool that's cool as [ __ ] that's cool as [ __ ] man this thing's
2:50:51
awesome uh analog stuff the coolest yeah it's a
2:50:57
manual wind watch i've been man yeah did you know this is the only this
2:51:03
is the only watch that nasa lets on the moon or nasa lets the astronauts wear or something
2:51:09
oh it was the first watch on the moon basically they made the older version of
2:51:15
that they like had it on big wrist straps like around their arm there and they took this watch like to the moon it
2:51:20
like they're on it was like or in space it was on apollo 13 you know pono 11 or whatever it was
2:51:27
um the one that [ __ ] up they had it on and it was like there's turn off the whole ship and they could only rely on
2:51:32
the watches the mechanical watches they had to like be able to land [ __ ] because something because it went wrong right i
2:51:38
didn't forget which one it was but yeah so like astronauts in space going like a [ __ ] enable the thrusters click
2:51:44
now off ten seconds we used 50 seconds fuel like [ __ ] like that um
2:51:51
and that's the yeah that's the that's the story of the watch i think it's awesome
2:51:57
um i don't know watches with history man cool i got it um
2:52:02
what's it called my uh
2:52:09
are you into pocket watches at all no i don't have pockets i have skirts and a boob to stuff things
2:52:16
down into that's the best i got man i can't put a pocket watch in any of these places
2:52:24
i've got my oh yeah
2:52:29
finn out of pocket right now finn's in pocket right now dude
2:52:35
[ __ ] oh [ __ ] god oh dude oh man you oh man
2:52:43
that was good fix your waistband oh yeah it's like [ __ ] look it just folds up on to
2:52:49
itself what oh focus
2:52:55
thank you dude um we've got at least one pocket you have a
2:53:01
few is a mouth a pocket i count a mouth as a pocket
2:53:07
pocket watch asmr hypnosis what the [ __ ] like that what does it hypnotize you like it's
2:53:12
just one of the like go to sleep hypnosisy things like [ __ ] hypnosis
2:53:17
see sort of thing [ __ ] go to sleep i don't know how it works surely surely
2:53:24
what oh god yuri
2:53:30
what is the dude the [ __ ] hypno meme is the funniest [ __ ] that i found out back about after i
2:53:36
got like after i started doing this because i didn't like um i always
2:53:42
suddenly everyone started linking at me and me you're so beautiful today babe
2:53:47
oh thanks dude thanks man was there no handsome comments man why do i not get why do i not get why do i not get rose
2:53:54
you're so handsome oh i wanted to i wanted
2:54:00
i want people to compliment my masculine jawline [ __ ] like that you know people to talk about my um
2:54:06
[Music] my gradually becoming a widow's peak
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hairline i can see it i don't know i can see i can see the startings of it
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people need to come at me on man [ __ ] you know your masculine your masculine jo what
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why so many of you said you're like question mark your jawline like you're what in a row you're all rooting against
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me you're supposed to be my fans my my brothers in arms but you're just insulting that i don't have a jawline
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hrt helps with that my jawline i sincerely doubt it i don't think it's gonna give me the
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[ __ ] chad jawline that i desire
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you're gonna lie to me about the effects of hrt now i know the science i know the facts
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you ain't got the answers i do they meant hair loss
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um yeah seems like a bit of a like you know like accutane kind of nukes the
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problem that you're having is that not going to be it feels at the same time three
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then i guess that's why they call you handsome
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that's a good one see what i did with my eyebrow there how did i do that
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i don't know how i did that
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[Music] rose you're looking so handsome in the
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original sense easy to handle or
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use nice that was a good one oh rose you have the cutest sweetest masculine jawline
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smiling face
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isn't it just isn't it just if elon musk dies under weird
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circumstances my beast apparently will get twitter lol do the same with spacex for fam boys and
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watches do the same for spacex oh my god get elon musk's what billionaire watch
2:56:27
collection hell yeah hold on
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ah funny there we go change the title
2:56:48
you make people switch to sexuality i'm happy with that i'm happy with that superpower as as the one that i got
2:56:54
given i [ __ ] someone reacted to some [ __ ] that i
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had recently i was always in some meme compilation or something like that good night time to
2:57:04
sleep good night helen gonna helen eleven o'clock 11 p.m sharp helen
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but um i remember seeing some meme about that
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about me that i was in i forgot what it was
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ah helen
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yeah why do you always dream so late in the uk time now i i mean i stream at eight eight's like the perfect amount of time
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for me to get the stuff done that i need to do every day and then get ready for this and then stream
2:57:45
like i usually wake up like midday anyway because you kind of assume in your head like ah
2:57:51
you know you're waking up at midday what sort of goblin are you but then i have to do i
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like i do a whole stream that lasts four hours and i take the makeup off and i talk to people i do other stuff that
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needs to be done i've got a bad habit of like just like ending the stream doing the work while
2:58:08
fully dressed and not getting like not at least getting changed or like taking the makeup off before i go to bed just
2:58:14
getting everything i need to get done and then like going into meetings not [ __ ] remembering and then like
2:58:19
whatever and then getting it after and then like i've been just sitting with all the makeup done for like multiple hours but
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um yeah bad habit a little bit of a bad habit
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yeah just gotta be worse my skin the longer you wear makeup
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so so in crazy rose time when it's eight when it's 8 p.m oh i mean it's a yeah that that would be
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um what's that in u.s time
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three yeah three est you into cars like aston martin
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no i'm not i don't like cars man then i mean i look cars are great a very useful tool to society i can't lie
2:59:04
however i'm i'm not i'm not a car guy you know i they're not interesting they really
2:59:10
aren't what the [ __ ] dude
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she likes weapons i do whoa i've got a i've got a lot of different
2:59:26
weapon right now the one that i'm missing that i realize you can get in the uk is an air gun that shoots arrows
2:59:32
so basically if an air gun goes up to a certain point a certain like muzzle velocity or energy kicked out by the
2:59:39
thing with a pellet going down the barrel it counts as a gun eventually at a
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certain point after 12 foot pounds of force is what it is but if you put they figured out if you put a
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hollow arrow over the barrel of a of an air gun you can shoot that infinite speed it's
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perfectly legal because it doesn't count as a gun unless something comes out of a barrel so if your thing comes out of or
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not out of anything it's just slot on top of it it doesn't count as a gun so you people shoot [ __ ] arrows at like
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bullet speed with these [ __ ] things and they're like they're they're like a thousand dollars there are like thousand pounds i
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want to should i get one it's an air it's an it's an air bow it's an air bow if you
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want to google it more damaging yeah dude [ __ ] inflicts
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a higher damage to your opponent isn't it just like a harpoon a harpoon
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has a string attached to it this doesn't the nerf the nerf big bad bow
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yeah that's the one besides the kite talking about airboats
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and let's do it again one minute let's do it again hold up
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oh
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bluetooth [Music]
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do [Music]
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do [Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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hello i'm back i'm back i'm back i'm back i'm back i'm back
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hold on and i'm back i am here but give me a minute
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oh my god
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oh my [ __ ] god
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nice oh my god
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that was more than the first one
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your eyes are even droopier oh it's just the one it's just the one that's droopy don't
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worry it's just that one it's one of those slingshot channel yeah he made and
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semi-auto bow and stuff
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he did that that beautiful bald guy god i love what
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he does is with his [ __ ] elastic cross faded it's very fun
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no no i don't [ __ ] i don't know what nationality that is swedish wasn't where is he
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[ __ ] from slingshot i don't know where he's from wow [ __ ] awesome that guy's great
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makes both he makes [ __ ] german german yeah did that beautiful
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deutsche bastard you [ __ ] you made an arrow that just goes like that
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oh my gosh this is like [ __ ]
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a lot jorgen or whatever his name is
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slingshot channel
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[Music] finn if you ran in a marathon and you
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overtook the person in second place what place would you be in [Music]
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second place [ __ ] you that's easy i'm not i'm i'm high i'm not stupid
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oh yeah look at this guy yorig i was right yorig
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what the [ __ ] is he doing now he's just shooting iphones out of [ __ ] this guy dips below a hundred thousand views an
3:04:44
episode he comes [ __ ] nuts destroying the manliest phone on the planet what the [ __ ]
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only i can have the manliest phone on the planet
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you don't say what part out loud what's five months as a fin sexual
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what's happening huh yeah thank you for the time
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thanks for the two months up man oh stealtho oh no you already said i already read that one
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your name was a stealther though i didn't see you using him i got all excited i thought a stealth was meeting me for my first time in my dreams a
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cellphone from that one anime one anime what was the anime a stealth focus from or is it a comic
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is it a porn react to the video what video
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the the the iphone one i kinda wanna say hello and welcome to the
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hello and welcome to the slingshot channel with
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ten month pog he's impossible not to like he's impossible not to like
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why haven't you streamed in so long i've been shooting for three hours man
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it was a pawn then it got turned into a regular was it no you're kidding me
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hold on is that real please i need to know
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your views dropped under 2 000 look cute oh [ __ ]
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hey guys you want to see my outfit today chad do you want to see my outfit hold on chat the view count dropped my outfit
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isn't it so great hold on
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[Music]
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finn has been elevated to the next level of e-girl he doesn't know where he is anymore
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what's the shirt say it doesn't say anything you don't need to know it's a private matter
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i'm going to just raise the skirt sort of over once
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i own these again as always dude when is the name me a stream that i've ever done that i wasn't on my knees for
3:07:28
some part of it we're over 2000 viewers again chat we got to keep it up chap i need things to do give me ideas we're
3:07:34
going to keep the viewer count over 2 000 let's go over 2k over 2k have you tried twerking
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i didn't see it i didn't see that i didn't see that chat message um
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are you wearing pink maybe you should face the back wall and do some push-ups
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i'd love to like not i you wouldn't want like okay push-ups fine but would you not want
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like sit-ups better angle you know
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fight fight you know head to the back order something sit-ups is what you're after
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daddy's youtube vid maybe she should twerk for daddy
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i heard it right i did right oh my god
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sorry i dropped the thing i was holding because i'm so horny what what the [ __ ]
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i like i had like a moment of like did i [ __ ] did i uh hear that right
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cool pink thigh highs
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like these i don't oh [ __ ] why didn't i think of that [ __ ] i've got i wouldn't know because i swapped outfit that's why
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should i go with all pink fit chat and i wonder oh [ __ ] under 2000 again
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god damn
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oh fair enough stuff do it yet oh my god
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[ __ ] [ __ ]
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okay safety shots aren't pink no
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oh that's true i'm sorry i'm not wearing um i'm not wearing pink i'm not either but thanks
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[Music] i'm changing socks open the late birthday po boxes
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no i wanna wait i wanna wait i'll i'll do them tomorrow that's a lot of energy to expend right
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now shirt says princess something yeah it says princess rose
3:10:00
that's equally as bad now thinking about it what the [ __ ] something in my hair there
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um you need pink tuck type [ __ ] jesus i
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don't have normal tuck tape i don't do i don't i mean i i guess it is kind of tape pretty white heels please oh my god
3:10:20
one demand at a time dude do you try this stuff on in the store oh my god you
3:10:26
can't buy any of this [ __ ] from a store you've you got to make it you got to find
3:10:31
someone to build you these clothes i made custom to fit my giant
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my giant frame my seven foot five
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giga frame yeah i have to hire someone to make every single item of my clothing since i'm so
3:10:51
[ __ ] happy i haven't had a dream finn that you were so sure was real what if
3:10:56
you were unable to wake from that dream how would you know the difference between the dream world and the real
3:11:02
world is that a quote wait [ __ ] is that a quote or have you just like unlocked something in my brain
3:11:10
what was that a quote from you smile i'm seven foot nine
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oh it's from the matrix i [ __ ] knew it nice
3:11:22
a lot of people don't know this but i'm i'm actually uh
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uh actually five foot i'm actually uh i'm actually seven foot 12.
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a lot of people don't know that
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i don't even think my wiki page has that noted down
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you're five foot nine you've been on you admit as much to your boyfriend to
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williamsdale yeah i did do the i did do the the the laser beam thing but
3:12:10
is that your real hair it is you want to see me you want to see me uh talk on it want to
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see me only in your dreams
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she said
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[Music] have you ever had a dream that that you
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um you had you'll you would you could you do you would you want you you could
3:12:44
do some you you'll do you could you you want you want him to do you so much
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yes i wish my hair was like that dude you can just sit there for long enough and i'll just be like that that's
3:13:03
how hair works if you want your hair to look my like mine you can just have brown hair and wait to wait a while
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it's not a hard style to to to fix up i'm gonna lie it's just long
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go take a photo like this for your license or passport why is everyone
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what is everyone saying why is everyone saying things oh wait but um
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yeah no i think we talked about that on pka and
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it's 16 did you see the new avatar movie trailer no it looked amazing and i'm
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very excited what there's a [ __ ] trailer
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why did no one tell me dude
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did the [ __ ] trailer for avatar's out what the [ __ ]
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dude can i play this i'm to play it
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i want to see [Music] hey yo that's the same [ __ ] from the
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last one that's not new
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it's the [ __ ] it's the [ __ ] furry the cat girl did original catwoman
3:14:29
she's like forgot his name
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[Music] what's his name jason what's his name what's that guy's
3:14:42
name jake [Music]
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you can see like the graphics improvement like from whenever they show the last movie it's like noticeably
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worse
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this family
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[Music]
3:15:32
what here's our fortress
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it looks weird it's cooler i didn't take on any of that as information
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i i kind of don't get what it's doing i don't know what the movie's about but like it looks cool as [ __ ]
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i didn't take on any plot from that though
3:16:11
zero out of ten not enough fire nation oh shark bro what the [ __ ] [ __ ]
3:16:17
[ __ ] that's cool as [ __ ] though that's 14 months
3:16:23
well i like left the internet for like people should be telling me about these
3:16:28
things i have the side product of that i never get spoiled for anything i've i haven't been
3:16:34
whoa i haven't been spoiled in a for like a you know movie plot or whatever in a while i don't think i ever have not for
3:16:41
anything important anyway but because i don't know i don't follow people that talk about [ __ ] like that
3:16:47
a little bit you know
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oh my god to say of what is that it is not or of
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what is not that it is is false while to say of what is that it is and of what is
3:17:03
not that it is not is true aristotle gonna sing something
3:17:09
nice i was i was looking at i was looking at the donations and stuff for a second and
3:17:15
i was like oh four minutes ago and we haven't had one since so i was like
3:17:20
mencio's like oh i can make a joke saying guys we need to get another donation in here and i was gonna make
3:17:25
like a joke like that and then as soon as i thought that in my brain boom a donation came through
3:17:32
that's cool take another hit i think that's a good idea that's a bad idea i think that's a
3:17:38
terrible idea have you not noticed how much i've slowed down this last in the last in the last one
3:17:47
oh okay what are we doing before this
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[Music] pretty girl do a smoky
3:18:10
don't want me hell yeah your viewers are dropping again i don't care so i'm just i'm i'm trying to i'm trying
3:18:16
to chill out approaching not oh i don't care man
3:18:22
what the [ __ ] how stoned is rose extremely
3:18:28
on the level of uncomfortably but man that's the still good still
3:18:33
solid should twerk to raise it dude ah no uh just watch pka podcast with your hope
3:18:42
hope you join i'll be doing that for a third time oh it was there was it was fun the uh
3:18:47
that they're all nice guys i've talked to mainly kyle on there i think we've just been in more like i
3:18:54
guess discord calls together and like whenever uh he's like playing video games all the time so i already i
3:18:59
already knew them for a bit but uh [Music] awesome it was fun i enjoyed it what
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seth seth how's um i was gonna say what the next one was
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seth dab me up rose
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[Music]
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i like that that was fun mommy sorry
3:20:01
i feel like i almost broke my camera
3:20:11
finn what is the updates that are supposed to be in the stream i missed a good portion of the first part of the
3:20:18
stream oh i said where i was i said i i said
3:20:24
where i am i said where i was because i hadn't streamed like two weeks i was letting
3:20:29
everyone know that all out all throughout this time where i wasn't where i wasn't streaming and i i wasn't
3:20:35
like supposed to be doing it you can't have our doritos so just stop it
3:20:42
don't make fun of me don't make fun of me you mean that i'd ah
3:20:47
little [ __ ] i could take your doritos if i wanted i wouldn't i wouldn't even need to hit you i'd sneak up behind your [ __ ] snatch them i'm too sneaky for
3:20:55
that love your doritos before you even knew they for even knew you had doritos i think you do it i'd take your doritos
3:21:02
before you even knew you [ __ ] bought it from the shop before you even realized in your hand i
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had your [ __ ] doritos no do this for you [ __ ] take your
3:21:13
kind of burritos dude doritos
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how do you flutter your eyes can you do that i've met women that can do that that like
3:21:33
that thing how do they do that how do you blink that fast
3:21:42
how did i do that it's just bringing you how do you blink fast man
3:21:48
how do you do it met people that can do it and then it's
3:21:53
like they're just having a little eye like twitch little spasm you know you know like it's really a lot but
3:21:59
whenever i do it looks so unnatural because it's supposed to be like you know that like very flirty thing where
3:22:05
like
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guys would you be complimented if i if i turned around to you if i if if in the store you walked in in
3:22:18
a in a fancy outfit and i and i the lady the the pretty pretty lady turn around
3:22:24
and go
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is that is that is that flattering is that cool
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but then what if i hit him with and then they'd be all over me did i even show
3:22:44
you that i'm wearing the firehouse look at this i'm gonna make sure my skirt's not going to [ __ ] come down
3:22:51
everything is pink of course everything is pink besides the the [ __ ] lip stain that i'm going to be
3:22:57
in for the next 48 hours thanks chad you're awesome uh
3:23:03
cute socks thank you
3:23:09
you look like you're being out from you look like you're being held up against it's up against it for you
3:23:16
against your will you're trying to ask for help in morse code with blinks
3:23:22
yeah still no heels there never was any hills there never will be any heals it's all been a lie
3:23:30
it's been a scam heels aren't even real i made them up for clicks
3:23:37
i [ __ ] invented them for for money so i could get views i invented heels you're not grasping my
3:23:46
conversation right now dude i made them
3:23:51
hill's not real they've never been real i faked your memories did
3:23:59
scam i scammed you dude
3:24:05
take off thigh highs and wear white strappy heels but i like the thigh house they keep me warm in the winter nights such as this the lone winter night since
3:24:12
the hub since the husband died at war long ago i need someone to keep me company
3:24:20
damn you did not disappoint looking hot no homo
3:24:29
thank you fellow straight man
3:24:35
man how do i check daily if you go live but still miss like all notifications
3:24:41
anyway i hope her feeling well and i see the vars i sent you came in handy smile
3:24:51
yes it did hell yeah the uh thank you
3:24:57
um but hey finn how's being meow risers bottom
3:25:02
going um you know she's gentle so okay
3:25:10
good lord no
3:25:16
looking hot all the homo oh [ __ ]
3:25:22
thanks homo thanks um thanks
3:25:28
guy that swings away uh that i don't
3:25:35
straight man is right looking hot rose yes homo
3:25:52
thank you
3:25:59
would you tell me not to look at your twitch instagram my money don't jiggle jiggle it folds i like to see you wiggle
3:26:06
wiggle for sure it makes me want to dribble dribble you know riding in my feet you really have to see
3:26:14
[Music] it i am happy to announce that i am also
3:26:20
stoned out of my mind on a dutch edible also i would peg you full homo
3:26:26
is it pegging if it's homo
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hmm
3:26:40
pegging is just [ __ ] in homer
3:26:52
how many people high in the world
3:27:00
at least me i know one i got one
3:27:15
listen throughout this stream i think i've been making stellar jokes
3:27:21
i think i've been making some stellar comedy uh but it's it's always me laughing more
3:27:27
than you i i gotta um i gotta say i'm laughing a lot more about it in my
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head than you're laughing about it out loud so you've been making jokes i have been
3:27:39
making jokes i think [Music] i think so
3:27:45
i love that her so immune to stuff that the only thing are questioning is whether i used the correct terminology
3:27:55
what did you say [Music]
3:28:00
at ping crike isn't it great being dutch just getting high watching rose and not
3:28:06
worrying about breaking the law it's uh yeah good lord
3:28:12
it's a it's [ __ ] listen i i figured england is pretty like ahead in terms of like sort of
3:28:19
a human rights thing and somehow [ __ ] america got weed before england that's
3:28:25
insane and everywhere else did too but you know everything's legalizing it and like
3:28:32
[ __ ] england is still really far behind is he drunk or tired neither guess what
3:28:38
the third option is
3:28:46
thanks thanks stop for the poll or john i don't know where the [ __ ] it
3:28:52
was i'm blaming stuff though
3:29:01
it was me i knew it had your fingerprints all over it buddy
3:29:08
you guys want to learn how to build a shed
3:29:14
don't worry it's only 23 minutes long oh that's not how you build a shed buddy
3:29:22
yeah easy it's not how you build a shed
3:29:29
what do you say time for a new shed yes you [ __ ] ripped it that this was a [ __ ] awful how to build a shed
3:29:36
i he didn't teach me how to he told me the opposite of how to build a shed i reject this programming
3:29:45
what colors it takes like good lord how would i know i am hungry
3:30:01
do you reckon i can make a domino's order within 10 minutes
3:30:06
because they close in 10 minutes someone's gonna spit in my food if i order something now right
3:30:13
chat is that bad
3:30:20
should i do this now this feels like a bad idea yeah someone's gonna spit in my food
3:30:27
but offline gang love you have you ever tasted a domino's pizza so i'm kind of
3:30:32
just gonna order it [Music] i mean i am german but i live 20 minutes
3:30:40
by bike from the border also finn if you're down there invited to every one of my smokes she's smile hell yeah
3:30:48
i will dm you maria uh meow reese's address and
3:30:54
uh you're invited to us
3:31:02
whenever i'm in germany
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[Music] i thought you got salad for this exact
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reason
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don't make me feel bad about it
3:31:34
i feel bad about it now now i know what now i shouldn't do it god damn it
3:31:42
when you're high would you want to eat foliage i usually really enjoy foliage i like foliage man it's a it's a solid
3:31:50
nutritional thing i enjoy it i don't mind it i eat plain foliage
3:31:55
so like other people [ __ ] out they have salad they have salad dressing with it
3:32:00
garbage dog [ __ ] boys i made it d
3:32:08
to what what [ __ ]
3:32:14
put foliage in the air what does it create hello
3:32:21
salad won't hit the spot finn has the munchies what'd you delay man
3:32:30
what the [ __ ] is that how does that exist
3:32:42
whatever
3:32:50
they make a chocolate pizza
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why do you exist i wanna [Music]
3:33:01
i want it get fat be happy yeah
3:33:07
i want it
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whoa how do i do that what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i haven't ordered it [ __ ] there's still there's still things i've
3:33:21
got to do i'm going to give them my address i can't just press like add to basket guys what's my phone number
3:33:29
someone's going to work out what my phone was just for my like thumb movements i bet
3:33:36
no i don't want to [ __ ] make an account i'm going to do this panic process every time i order five minutes before closing
3:33:44
forever driver instructions what shall i say uh
3:34:01
why is everyone saying
3:34:07
got it poggers hell yeah ordered it seven minutes before closing
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those workers are gonna love me oh man i'm gonna open up my pizza it's gonna
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have piss on it or something man but i'll eat it anyway it adds extra spice
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pisa pizza
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it's nice it costs extra
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like extras on you on your pizza piss our workers will piss on your pizza so you
3:34:55
you can have a piss on your pizza i charge for that how much would it oh oh dude one of the
3:35:01
people at my uh i really want to get to like my heart so one of the well i got my i got my
3:35:08
nails done again and uh there was actually for the first time there was someone else in the there's a moth in here
3:35:14
you're [ __ ] how are you alive what the [ __ ] i thought i exterminated every month in 2005.
3:35:22
with the great moth war um the the [ __ ] uh what's it called
3:35:29
i forgot what uh
3:35:34
dude you can't you can't do that to me you can't do that to me you guys saw the
3:35:40
chat just goes you're hallucinating [ __ ] you that's terrifying
3:35:47
what moth bro that was a moth he [ __ ] flooded on them
3:35:57
i live in your walls i live in your mouth there was a moth no they like flooded on the thing oh my god he flew
3:36:04
here [ __ ] watch the replay cool 420 ftw still no homo my cooks are
3:36:13
another story did it just look like there was no moth
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what the [ __ ]
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[Music]
3:36:32
oh that was a moth man i'm not just going [ __ ] nuts that was a month
3:36:41
wake up wake up wake up wake up i love gaslighting dude that was
3:36:46
not a moth man a [ __ ] that was just a normal month that was a month it was
3:36:51
[ __ ] it flooded and it went around here and it flooded some more and then that's a [ __ ] month
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it was a month you're losing you're [ __ ]
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you're gaslighting me you're gaslighting me right now chet
3:37:10
you little bastards all of you your little sneaky little sly bastards
3:37:20
you're all gonna be sorry when my domino's order get here gets here you're all gonna you're gonna see
3:37:27
you're gonna see who's the best at it dude [ __ ] you little bastards
3:37:34
i really do like saying you little bastards little bastards little bastards
3:37:44
oh my god sorry someone
3:37:50
someone's correcting my [ __ ] girl fix your hair you're messy i'm
3:37:55
sorry i'm a little bit preoccupied you're a mess shut up
3:38:02
i'm doing fine i'm doing just fine on my own yeah
3:38:08
you know i don't need your [ __ ] input well you're a stoner named every star
3:38:15
that's a good one another one love the shirt yeah one of these again
3:38:22
in a little bastards made it um for me they custom ordered it with little for big the best looking good dude
3:38:30
thank you the thank you for that oh my god thank you for the uh 23 months sub pentacle blue and uh
3:38:38
[ __ ] 10 months of load smasher
3:38:44
yeah i was saying something it's german let's go moth it's called moth oh [ __ ]
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oh jesus
3:38:59
that's good didn't like that didn't like that i got scared
3:39:09
i don't know you know okay yeah let's get a what [ __ ] uh you guys said that there was
3:39:15
a moth on my mic and i was like oh let's go to the moth i don't like moths
3:39:21
i have a deep trauma with moths a bit like batman but i consider it kind
3:39:27
of cooler mothman you know same sort of thing
3:39:32
same sort of vibe but like i'm stronger you know
3:39:39
is it moth girl yet not yet
3:39:59
what the hell did you say
3:40:10
hmm interesting it's absolutely mind-boggling what is oh
3:40:16
wait dude can i uh holy [ __ ] nice
3:40:22
no bullying f1 nn highs can be very unstable and even weed trips can end
3:40:27
horribly please treat her with care cause a lot of things can be triggers for bad highs oh no i'm so good at this
3:40:34
i'm so good at this man um sorry i know i'm kind of just out of it right now the um i'm so good at having good highs
3:40:43
my the very first time sorry the other time to bully bully me chad i'm [ __ ] taken i'm stronger than all of you
3:40:49
put together i'll [ __ ] build you guys like a megatron all [ __ ] into a new
3:40:55
human hybrid thing and then i'll beat it still because i'm stronger than all of you put together anyway
3:41:00
um the first very first time i ever got a high i like uh i only i did it wrong
3:41:06
but i smoked the whole little joint whatever you call it i spent the whole thing but i did it wrong
3:41:13
um and so i i just didn't get very i got a
3:41:18
little bit high from it so and then i tried again not realizing that that wasn't
3:41:23
your lasher and even i know not realizing that that wasn't how you know how i was supposed to do it but i did it
3:41:28
right the second time but i yeah didn't i didn't inhale i did it
3:41:33
right the second time because someone told me that tip and um they aren't even actually [ __ ] you right
3:41:40
no hetero or anything but the new shirt doesn't look that bad on you
3:41:46
[ __ ] it thank you um nice but the uh but because now i thought my
3:41:53
tolerance is a whole one of these and i smoked everything i smoked the whole thing again
3:41:58
and then like got got higher than i've ever been and it was in [ __ ] insane
3:42:05
um but the uh i remember thinking to myself like i got really paranoid and went like
3:42:11
oh this is just um this is just what weed makes you do and then i just it fixed itself and i never
3:42:16
had a paranoid bit again just mentally clicked it out my brain like professor
3:42:22
xavier put a block there or something
3:42:30
to talk about is lazy is it that noticeable i always so whenever i'm on i know i'm looking like that so it might
3:42:36
be a bit weird but like whenever i'm like that's you know whenever i'm just talking to you guys
3:42:42
it's pretty uh normal looking more noticeable when you're baked
3:42:52
what do you mean what do you mean what do you mean by that what do you mean baked i'm not
3:42:58
baked i'm i'm baked to bread and i haven't baked a bread of loaf in decades stover
3:43:05
more little [ __ ] don't know about my baking habits huh
3:43:12
i'm spying on me and my baking habits little [ __ ] f1 nn so high he's not even noticed that
3:43:18
pink chair has metamorphosed into a giant nightmarish insect
3:43:27
oh my god that's the that's the these are the attempts now to see if you can freak me
3:43:32
out not that easily scared chat
3:43:39
unless any of you talk about sharks and then i'd be terrified
3:43:44
um bread of load oh [ __ ]
3:43:50
the whites of your eyes are the same color as your eyeshadow pink oh
3:43:56
no look oh you've got a bad perspective because there's a shadow here if i open
3:44:02
my eyes again oh never mind
3:44:08
you are right i guess jesus um
3:44:18
i'm gonna uh check on my [Music]
3:44:24
when people wanted a baking stream i don't think this is what they expected
3:44:35
nice that was good actually that's probably a good queue to
3:44:40
end it i'm uh i think this is about where we should end the stream off because
3:44:45
my dominoes is coming and i don't i listen as much as i would love to be in this exact outfit if you are on my eye
3:44:51
level you can definitely see the underneath of my balls so i am going to get changed uh into something a bit more comfortable
3:44:58
don't go yet why not i feel like it and i can do what i want it'll be
3:45:05
hilarious uh now i'm gonna go also i mean like i'm i'm
3:45:12
starting to feel like i'm gonna get very boring very quickly so uh i think it's about
3:45:21
about time to go what the [ __ ] have a good one finn
3:45:28
let us watch pisa maybe like that i'll show you i'm just gonna i'm gonna get changed a better
3:45:34
thing camera always just [ __ ] on his fin yeah what the [ __ ] just forgot who and where i am
3:45:43
the camera's just focusing on the spider ignore it oh my god all right giant one behind me
3:45:53
wait before you end i have a test to prove you're a manly man women can't squat with one hand up because of their
3:46:00
bad center of gravity can you try
3:46:05
i know you're [ __ ] i know your tricks john i know your [ __ ] tricks
3:46:11
that's from a tick-tock john that's a trick from a tick-tock john
3:46:18
it's a trick to make people look stupid john little [ __ ] and how are you going with it what trick
3:46:24
[Music] caught you out are you going to bake next stream as
3:46:29
well i've been starting to do a thing shall i let you in on a secret
3:46:35
i've been studying i've been studying through a thing or basically just starting asking seth like hey here are all the products that
3:46:41
i like and have used before and i know they do sponsorships
3:46:46
can you can we can we work with them and i've got one i've got another sponsorship and it's something cool and
3:46:54
it's something to do with food look out for that
3:47:00
ho ho what could it be pincery so sneaky wow
3:47:06
another sponsorship no but it's a good one like you'll you'll like it it's really good
3:47:12
better than this it's better than streamlines i'm not allowed to say that but it's okay knows what it could be
3:47:19
no we'll never know anyway boys
3:47:24
i'm gonna go quan quan is the [ __ ] best
3:47:32
oh [ __ ] you don't like corn camera [ __ ] you focus on me the uh corn is the [ __ ] best man not corn
3:47:39
like the uh vegetarian substitute i have glad he now bought from previous
3:47:44
merch drop and now i got a hat coming let's go the hat's dope the hats are under undervalue dude that's dope
3:47:53
anyway camera said [ __ ] amount so am i i'm gonna go now bye chat um go have
3:47:59
fun fun nights go do it all go accomplish your goals
3:48:04
write a novel you've always wanted to become a dancer jimmy you could go
3:48:09
right in the be in the circus go follow your dreams braid
3:48:15
oh tastic p if i spot her name wrong she doesn't get a second chance
3:48:21
i spot her right okay i wasn't going to type it again all right boys peace out
3:48:27
to my seventeen thousand viewers hundred and seventy thousand viewers see
3:48:33
you boys have a have a have a good one bye bye
3:48:39
bye everyone everyone everyone in the hallucination with goodbye bye
3:48:50
bye bye finn bye i shouldn't have done this should i
3:48:55
bye chap bye i'll miss you