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howdy everyone
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happy pride month everyone
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oh damn
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[Applause] two years baby
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f1 ln peg jump f1 nm picture
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gg
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can't believe the rumors are true these boys
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[Music] chat
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chat i've got something very important to address today
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it's extremely important and i want you to take it very seriously okay
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there are no jokes i can't believe i did this good lord
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[Music] so as some of you know it's been
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very uh it's it's been the information has not been shared
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outside of close-knit groups friends but
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i'd like to finally talk about it okay you say
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around around 20 days ago
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my last stream i was contacted by someone
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who no way the queen is here very much seemed enthusiastic on
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everything i'd said on stream over the last few years and
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he asked me for my personal information
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and i took him up on his offer of 300 000
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to get brand new [Music]
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no but um i haven't streamed for like 20 years
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nice um i'm kidding um
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was that obvious did i make that too i did i did i go a bit too hard there hi anyway hi boys and uh
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this is weirdly enough i wanted it to be a serious stream let's go
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[ __ ] yeah ten more years of boo-boo no sadly still mr beast is still not hit me
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up for that 300 000 that he owes me for titties anyway
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hi we haven't seen each other in a while uh we haven't seen each other in a good 20 days it's been a while it's been
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uh three weeks over three weeks one day over three weeks i feel like
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oh man i'm so glad i did that intro anyway um i feel like it's been quite a bit but also genuinely
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like i mean come on tell me they aren't real my god they're like properly [ __ ] look at
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that i'm not wearing a bra there's no hey buddy thank you
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um it's been it's been 20 days i genuinely do want to talk about something but i figured you know you'd take the
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information on a lot easier if you had something to stare at that wasn't my eyes so
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also by the way before any of you ask no i cannot show you this outfit i decided that i would start the stream without a
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skirt and now i am bound to the chair because this is just
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this is this is hold on i'll shuffle back to show you what i mean 13 months like mine
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looking amazing my hips are like yeah i yeah
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i i can't show you much buddy i can't stand up
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tucking was too uncomfortable i didn't want to do it you're just gonna have to deal with not being able to see it but i do i do have like this cute little bunny
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tail on the back which is pretty sweet we're pretty nifty anyway
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oh come here i didn't position one camera very well anyway um
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i do want to talk about something i've been away for a while and i don't think i told any of you why finally welcome no
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heels that's true he does also uh technically girl month i'm deciding to start it now um
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so i've been away for a while i do really want to talk about why you missed two blower case oh [ __ ]
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that's just that's just for you um tom that that's the first person's name
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i saw in chat my schedule last one was right yeah i have something to continue doing this well it's pretty
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clear you're cute so i forgive your two weeks off stop hurting me ello three
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hi boys now when you actually come out as trans no one will believe you girl
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who cried wolf what if these were implants you'd never
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know i mean okay you can tell but like you never know until like it's more it's more that if i ever get
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real titties just for the meme then you'll never know i'm never gonna be trans this thing as as annoying as it as
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it may be to wear this outfit i still like it very much i'm going to keep it around for a bit longer
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um anyway i want to tell you why this is actually [ __ ] shush everyone my god i have been subbed
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for way too long i do want to tell you why i've been gone for a while um
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it started out as this thing where i took a a one week break
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and i didn't really tell anyone that i figured that wasn't gonna be a big deal it was more like a three-day break and
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then i went like ah i may as well take a whole week off you
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know and then the week ended and i was like i'm having fun i'll just take another week off i'd like to ask you for
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permission to stare at your love orbs they seem realer than usual i'm guessing the absence was for surgery
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i want you to stare at them that's why they're there
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how much for you to stand up with your hands to the sides oh no
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uh tens of that in the that's in the four five digits five five digits
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oh anyway hey you things i'm actually prepared for this lucky
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sweet sweet nectar i am hold on let me pause donors real quick just because i want to get through
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this the uh basically i i'm also not going to talk it's more of
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the white anyway [ __ ] i get attracted so easily so i took a week off felt good that went ah
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i'll take a little bit longer off and constantly i kept the eyelashes on so if you watch the minecraft videos i've had the eyelashes on the entire [ __ ] time
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these ones are new though some of the nails um but basically
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i really enjoyed it i really enjoyed not streaming
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and i didn't know why i had no idea why i'd fallen into this thing of not actually wanting to stream
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because i love streaming i know mentally i absolutely love streaming and yes by
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the way this is a genuinely serious stream um i do want to talk about this um
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i even wrote notes i just can't take anything seriously but i wrote notes down because i know i was going to do this
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but i cannot describe how much better my mental health was when i stopped streaming
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even though i hadn't streamed often it's like we got through
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two years of it being amazing right
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it was so [ __ ] fun everything was great and then the last like few months just like
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[ __ ] me up i don't know why i do know why now i didn't know why until i took this little break i read
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some books i drank more water i got my diet in check i focused solely on youtube i
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hired new people for the team i did so much and i realized something
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that i didn't know about myself for a while which is that i derived my meaning in life through just progression
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and when i was streaming it felt like it was like i was going back
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like i was getting worse you know as a person and that's sort of why i didn't want to
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do it after a while i couldn't put my finger on why
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because i love talking to you guys like i get distracted just by reading the chat as you're talking
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just because i really love talking to you i like doing this [ __ ] it's funny it's memes i meet so many cool people i
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love doing this [ __ ] i [ __ ] love it it's my dream but i couldn't do it and i didn't know
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why and uh
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i do now
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basically i think i think i thought i was the sort of person that uh didn't really
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take into account stop giving me hydrations you [ __ ] i can only drink too much water before
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this bunny suit becomes a piss suit okay anyway i could only do so many i could only do
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i could only like i thought i was sort of person that
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could re-comment and then completely gone from my mind gone through my mind you're still doing it because you're all
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monsters but i appreciate you being respectful um
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but yeah i am i i was wrong
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it it did really mess with me i was catering to all demographics
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that's my problem um i started to get comments from different people that were sort of like
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you know i can i can cope with like oh man your nose is big and you're you're a [ __ ] dude you know [ __ ] like that
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you're shaped like a guy but you're trying to be a go i get that [ __ ] nothing water off a duck's back call me slurs i don't care
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it was when everyone on reddit not gonna name names but like some people on discord
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and uh 4chan [ __ ] you people i don't know why i can't stay away from that goddamn website but like i always check because
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i'm egotistical but i check and it's just straight up like
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uh character insults or like saying like uh i think it was the stuff that was about like i missed the old finn when he
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wasn't confident or he could be my little online ego but i'm not
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i'm not i do this for purely my fun it became a
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job and i hated that i just want to do this because i enjoy it and because it makes
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most of you guys entertained and it for most of all it makes me entertained but
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i [ __ ] hated coming up with [ __ ] that was like trying to appeal to a demographic that i
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came to despise and it's not 99.9
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of you and all of you can give me the best compliments in the world you're beautiful like stuff like that
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you [ __ ] the haters but you know it's like that one percent of comments oh my god my boobs about to
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come undone oh my god that gets through to you so that's all you read as a content
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creator and i don't think many people talk about it i feel like most content creators don't want to talk about it because like a lot of them are falling
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apart behind the scenes like but
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forcing to cater to a demographic that neither of you like each other but both of you have comments about each other
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it's [ __ ] depressing man and i i couldn't do it anymore so i took a break i didn't realize why that was but now i
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do so effective immediately new direct order from your tyrannical leader finn
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i'm just gonna do [ __ ] that i like i'm gonna do [ __ ] like this i'm gonna give myself big boobs
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i don't care i will still definitely do i will definitely take your money to do goment stuff because it creates loads of
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content for me and it forces me to [ __ ] do [ __ ] like this um
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but i'm just gonna do [ __ ] i like and i can't wait to enjoy streaming again
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i i can't quite tell you how much i've been like itching to do this more
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but yeah i'm making a concerted effort to go for my mental health rather than
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numbers on stream although i'm constantly looking at that [ __ ] view counter but i'm always gonna do that i'm
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a data sort of guy the notes i wrote down was like
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i'm a you i'm more of a youtube guy youtube gives you way too much data on who's watching your [ __ ]
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so you can you're on a bad month on youtube you can go on google trends see why that
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is [ __ ] check your avd your ctr rates did the thumbnails need improving maybe
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it's the editing read some comments see what people are criticizing and change it it's easy it's all offline content
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when it's live those data points begin to be like maybe you're not very funny maybe you're
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not nice maybe you're not uh very good looking maybe you're uh maybe just
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not good enough bud maybe like all these other people are just better than you because it's very
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i don't know like personality driven and uh
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you know maybe you should change who you are so the numbers go up
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i i didn't like that i really didn't like that i thought i didn't like youtube because
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of it but i love youtube because of the [ __ ] i can create something that i'm very
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proud of we're streaming it's like i get caught up in the numbers too easily but yeah
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[ __ ] yeah that's kind of it i'm a there's a very quick stream bye
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now uh no i uh yeah i'm really looking forward to it
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just to let you know though i do plan to do youtube just as much as i've been doing it so i've got like three three
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days a week completely free um maybe four maybe up to five but you know
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if i work normal amounts like i've got like three three days a week so if you want to like anticipate streams
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two weeks gonna be dead easy and i i will be actually doing it because i want to
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and i [ __ ] i'm looking forward to that [ __ ] i'm looking forward to [ __ ] talking with you but anyway hold on
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banger time [Music]
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no idea how long it took me to find that also i have confetti
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[Music] anyway let me enable let me enable streamlabs
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again hold on uh [ __ ] dude as much as i say i like streaming i'm the most disorganized streamer there
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we go also oh my god my my titty it's like moving sideways what the [ __ ]
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is that fine do they still look good i can just move them across a little bit you know like that
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you're actually gonna see a nip most likely so basically what we've told you a few times in the past
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play games you want to play stream what you feel like and anyone who wants to will watch cause it's you doing it
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yeah yeah women wednesday
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could i dude i got new nails done by the way also [ __ ] you um i will replay all of
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the things that came in during that time um maggie heels is happy being part of this
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community for over a year and nine months now let's [ __ ] go to kiss please
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dude i look so [ __ ] good today how do you sell the new sub badges
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oh yeah i wanted to wait till i was real hot till i came back also that um actually i've got an artist working on
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what makes you happy also emotes and [ __ ] anyway boys
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boys do you like me i do i hope you'll have said yes now cause
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then you'll do me no incorrect although i will be
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i'll be taking uh bribes the uh look at this look at these nails look at that like the [ __ ] ice queen
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buddy look at that [ __ ] they're like pink and like icy and [ __ ] and they're shiny god damn
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you transgender i mean respectfully
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dude [ __ ] dude this is the by the way this is the first time i've ever used these on stream the things that create these
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titties oh they're not fun like really not good at all juicy boy recommended them me they look
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amazing like dude like you can't even tell where they wear them where it stops a few episodes right
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they look amazing they work in every angle
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like look if you okay sharing your emotions do what you want and thank you for helping
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me with my depression oh thanks you're welcome back at you 15 months park but um help
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me too but um juicy boy recommend it they're called like mrs kisses
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uh strapless bra like there's no straps on this thing it's amazing anyway um
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the only these are the only things that i will actually recommend if you're trans and you want to like create these
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these but they a little bit suck a little bit also
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i have been listen not to give you more cannon fodder and theories about me
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i met a gym bro recently this isn't going where you think it's going fluid and i cannot thank you
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enough less than three this isn't going how you think so i met a gym bro recently
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and uh i didn't know that something existed but i know i'd heard it in the chat
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before and i had google i said like i've just like naturally got like puffier nipples as what i said like don't we i
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had a long break okay i had a long break i talked i made friends with new people then we
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talk about nipples now um when i mentioned that and uh like beca i i likened it to like
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i worked out a lot when i was a kid and then i sort of lost a lot of muscle mass so like i'm guessing like [ __ ] my chest like i lost the muscle under there
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and then like that there was more skin because you know i didn't have giant but this didn't make sense but anyway he
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went i was on finasteride at some point i have not i've stopped now because a [ __ ] pharmacist scared the [ __ ] out
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of me if you want to hear that story but anyway um i stopped it after like two months
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anyway um he went like could be gyno and i'm what
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anyone gyno camastia or some [ __ ] and i had to google it and [ __ ]
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is it [ __ ] [ __ ] it's like me to a t because i i i know i
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googled it before and it was just like a bunch of really like much bigger dudes because in my mind like if you're like
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really really on the heavier side like sometimes that can just sort of happen but it's apparently not like that
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like eh and i looked up like kind of like skinny guy
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that body that's the [ __ ] that's my body shape dude it's not it's not insane i don't have like you've
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seen me shirtless like it's not crazy but like you can tell
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it is it's got to be someone that knows more about it would know
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for the listen i've never been in better shape my life i'm going to pull up the photo of me being shirtless again because come on if i can't brag about
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this what can i brag about one minute i'm scrolling you can tell because it's so far behind lucky lucky lucky like
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i have no muscle on my chest this [ __ ] should just be [ __ ] flat but like i i i have some nips dude i got some i got
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some nip and like that i think mitigate the photos like angled in a way that's pretty
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tall you don't really see it much but like dude dude toss no i've shown it so many times
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haven't been yet come at me twitching there is a crazy streamer called crossmoors twitch if you can check him
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out man this is some good promo um no i'm busy talking about my titties
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hold on um i don't i'm not gonna be able to show
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them nice tonight but like
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i wanna i wanna hello beautiful it's not that bad it's not quite that bad but like there's a
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couple photos in there like dude if i gained a little bit of weight it would pretty much look like this [ __ ] like
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it's it's like the early stages of this [ __ ] i swear to god so but i've had it like that forever so
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it's very fine probably fine probably fine don't need to worry about it pretty fine do spin bimbo listen as much as i
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like it when you degrade me i just can't be subbed for many just
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hoping for many more this thing will show my [ __ ] it is so up in there
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dude i can't my ball both balls will be on the side
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of the split of this [ __ ] thing it's a unit it's like look it's like a unib thing
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it's like it that's exact anyway it's like a unib thing god look at those [ __ ] look at
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that anyway that it that was pretty cool that's pretty sweet i'm at least 40 percent fanboy by now f1
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nm les gang what percentage fanboy am i if you'd need to assign a number to it
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what would it be i'm excited tell me chat i don't think
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i'm 100. have i gone past fanboy where i'm just doing like holy [ __ ] that's a lot of zeros
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69 nice for 20 80 75. my girlfriend saw your stream and now she wants to try dressing
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me up she has her palette out and is nudging me seductively with it
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seductively borrow get in there bro get in there dude get in there i swear to god it that
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[ __ ] works i don't know what the [ __ ] it is i don't know what the [ __ ] it is but
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women like a guy that can wear eyeliner i don't know what the [ __ ] is up with that breed but breed
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with that with that gender but my god they like they like a they like a skinny
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guy with eyeliner and maybe some maybe some darker eyeshadow i've got a bit over the line
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um but you know come confirm i am a breed sorry breathing's on the mind um
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gee golly dawn do i love breeding women i think i made that sound wholesome
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can i make that sound awesome no that was okay it didn't sound as gross
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as it as it would do if it was written down stop you're turning me on see the effect
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i have also i don't know dude again women things what the [ __ ] is wrong with you i
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do is it oh damn is it every oh my god thanks for the [ __ ] subs
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[ __ ] yeah oh yeah dude by the way thanks for uh somehow a thousand three hundred of you remaining subbed some how i don't
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know um i don't know what is it with women and complimenting hair
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like dude i just grew i just waited a while dude you they all grow this [ __ ] too if they wait a while but i get complimented on
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my hair so much like they're shocked they do that like the mini gasp thing where they're like
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is that all your real hair and i go yeah i just waited a while this just happens
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turns out yeah who knew but they're [ __ ] amazed like they didn't know
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it's crazy like they don't have longer hair than me i don't know if just all women are just really polite to me
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but that's a thing i also get complimented on like nails eyelashes i think it's that uh
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freud what is it pavlov thing well i'm just getting complimented left right and center all the time
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and that makes that means i enjoy it more that's how he starts letting a girl put makeup on you
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for some cuddling and three years later you are dressed as a playboy bunny on the internet
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bro the first time a girl put my comment i don't even get cuddles man that [ __ ] was that [ __ ] wasn't even my the first time my girlfriend put makeup on me love
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you finn we hung out for a while
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yeah i guess that does work but we took the makeup off first
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yeah that's another anyway this is is this tmi it's tmi i don't wanna
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anyway did you fall for the boob daddy story dude
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oh looks better with shorter hair not gonna lie this what i mean buddy that's what i
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spent the whole rest of the stream talking about [ __ ] anyway but eh i personally am not a fan of it like there
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are some looks that i've done with shorter hair like look okay so i did this earlier where i just sort of did this
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and like dude what a look right but i also really [ __ ] with this like [ __ ] look how much head
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look how much hair i have oh my god dude that's [ __ ] nut okay that even
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surprised me a bit i get like whoa that was cool hold on i
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how did i do that post i did a post there and it like shocked me i looked like really good for a split second
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like like like a 10. i went from like a strong eight to like a 10 for a split
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second there with just the right angle how did that happen hold on
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[ __ ] i did it but i i don't know how i did it
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this is all for disney it's your little pose just little cutie
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poses oh um
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good lord [ __ ] just made me stand at attention in record time jesus h christ that outfit
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yeah it's a it's a it's a solid one dude look at look at look at the
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oh yeesh look at that [ __ ] dude that's some that's some good
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that's some that's some good [ __ ] oh damn that's what i went oof about i saw that a second ago arc jesus [ __ ]
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thank you for the 20 gifted subs the hip illusion completely goes to [ __ ] as soon as i stand up but still i mean [ __ ]
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maybe you could put a skirt over it but that loses the magic let's try here since you're ignoring chat please look
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at the request queue you're the one who set these new things up so please look at them it's all hydration
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now in the queue already along with two flexes
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amazing and i'm going to stick around as long as you and the mods will let me all my love
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oh hold on also five minutes thank you that's so nice of you thank you miss gbs
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hold on it's just so many hydrates it's all oh seven months let's go whoa
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okay so let me let you in on here whoa let me let you in on the other thing that i did so over the time that i've
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been gone i upped i quickly up that's so many hydrates i quickly updated the uh
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the channel points rewards because we hadn't had any new ones since um hold on what's that most recent stuff 25
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months ago another tasty stream in a tasty outfit yum so i made new rewards
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would you like me to go through them with you are you a baby kissing face
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so oh yeah baby so let's go through this real quick because someone [ __ ] redeemed a crazy one
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so i got a hydrate which most of you can see that's a thousand points i don't know how many of you are burning through
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a thousand points at a time just to get me to drink water um
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five thousand skirts but they're doing it they don't count currently boys they
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don't count currently because i'm not wearing a skirt so skirt spin does not work fyi
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oh [ __ ] oh thanks for the hydrate boys i just [ __ ] up my lip gloss god damn
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it um it's been a year really holy [ __ ] thanks for the year sub dude i
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have a blower kiss goal because i know you guys like all right like when i blow a kiss a fit check goal also not
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applicable i'll scoot back for you if you redeem a fit check but yeah uh a flex one i got
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flex for 30 000 points because i thought that would burn through some of your points a bit faster and a random key
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pose and transition into a woman like that it's a sin if you don't with that pretty face of yours i know right god
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the only problem is with me doing that it gives me no benefits and i don't think i'm going to be that
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bad off if i don't do hrt like i'll be fine
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my my bone structure's already like in place anyway i'm good i'm solid hold on wait [ __ ] i was gonna
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do i'm reading now the more interesting ones in this thing begin this month for the merch i would say there's four
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interesting ones and i'm hold on um i'll get to it i'll get to this a lot of love has happened in 20 days the more
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interesting ones for 69 420 points for obvious reasons you can straight up just
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ban someone that's pretty sick i'm waiting to see who bansu
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anyway for 500 000 points you can end the stream just in case you're really that sick of me at some point or or it needs
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to happen um for 690 000 points you'll need to
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remember this number later you get vip because i think you deserve it if you've
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stuck around that long did you know that six percent of americans think they can beat a grizzly bear in hand to hand and
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they said i wouldn't be part anything seven months bb oh my god
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if it doesn't follow back finn likes me xh
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um and for a million points we brought back the
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fate the most favorite thing you've ever latched on to
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a walk the walk now someone named solace
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30 minutes ago which was six minutes into the stream redeemed vip
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what the [ __ ] so congratulations to a new vip who spent 690 did he find a duke glitch or
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some [ __ ] this man found a dupe glitch but yeah congratulations
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you can now actually get me to walk it costs a million points so someone redeemed ben it cost a million
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points so good [ __ ] luck good [ __ ] luck i know i had to have
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it on there just so you guys would shut up about it but now it's on there so
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you now have 1.3 million left [ __ ] [ __ ]
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now why he doesn't have a million points no one has two years
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that's wrong oh she does oh it's a she [ __ ] i assume no
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that's not possible bro she's a gambling addict oh
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seth we need to remove walk seth seth there's an emergency we didn't realize
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that someone actually had it safely
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it's a bad time to do the announcement seth i didn't think before putting the outfit on seth
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jesus christ can't help you out there chief oh [ __ ] said god damn it
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so will we be losing the walks that were redeemed previously or will you still honor those no i'll honor them you got
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two i think it's two right it's two i'll i'll read i'll what what do you mean let's go
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[ __ ] you what happened
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oh this is going to be a hell of a youtube vod [ __ ]
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oh [ __ ]
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sorry i'm processing i have to wear a skirt or else it's going to be like public nudity i can't
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if one ball flops out they jesus christ it's a family neighborhood i'm not going on a list
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i gotta wear a skirt okay escalated quickly yeah no [ __ ] it's 39 minutes in
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[Music] you didn't specify where you walk
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just walk around my house like just this room that's also true
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oh my god looking forward to the walk
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i'm trying to think how i do this it's doable though
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wait just for my records does anyone else have a million points i need to know it's a nice night tonight
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go grab a skirt and go for a walk it is actually kind of nice it is kind of warm
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and it's also like pretty much daylight too because like it's summer and there's i mean it's not daylight but you know
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it's 10 p.m but it's still like not dark crazy [ __ ] okay i have no idea how to do this
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also is my phone charged no [ __ ] i've forgotten how to do this [ __ ]
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i need a tripod and i need my i need my phone charged
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three oaks in the queue okay i'm trying to think
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i've got a decent enough idea not enough points but i have disposable
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income so fit check please nope no no
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i mean i can i can scoop back but three dollars three dollars to see my
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die bro yeah i'm at
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thank you for taking the bezos box it's just like i get back the price of my amazon prime subscription from you guys
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it's been very nice it like it's the same price it's great
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okay oh [ __ ]
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[Music] i suggest you do the next uh the walk next stream after planning
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oh but come on when am i gonna wear this outfit again that's kind of funny it's kind of funny i may as well go on
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it's my it's my returning stream i'll do it it's actually quite a nice day and no one's out and it's also like
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oh [ __ ] thanks for the [ __ ] 10 gifted subs dude
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jesus christ thank you absolute mess
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my phone's 18 it's time to walk finish surely got to be heels as well
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oh damn
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i do have one interesting idea i could like take my electric scooter quickly go to a different place
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and then like and then walk around a little bit because i've got a decent there's a really rich person road near
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me that i kind of want to talk about the houses on them because they're really interesting well i mean to the uk they're
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interesting there's a rich person right i could just like scoot down there real quick or better yet take an uber
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now i could scoot down there real quick then start my stream so you guys don't know my address that'd be pretty sick
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pretty sick but the stream would go down for like i just want to say i love offline gang
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they are the best less than three plug your phone in now it is it's it's plugged in i'm thinking i grab myself a
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nice a backpack and a lock for the scooter lock it up somewhere to a tree
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[ __ ] walk around come back and stream scoot fly back
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put the heels in the in the backpack boom scooter in heels oh god no jesus if i
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fell off that i'd die i reckon i could do that actually
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or i just do like wait hold on [Music]
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it'd have to be a new stream okay i reckon i could actually do that i reckon i could do that
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and it wouldn't it would be pretty safe too because it's a rich person airport oh it's a great idea why did i not do this before this is funny
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it's getting it's like getting dark bro yeah i don't think i'm good yeah [ __ ] it i don't care
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who cares she waxed my face and arms oh dear sweet gibas that hurt thanks finn if i don't
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get it tonight i blame you oh my god there was a good oh my god
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you're getting feminized bro let me just say you have made me so very very happy by doing this stream with this walk in
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that outfit you severely don't realize how many points your chat has and that makes me so very happy and is it still
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252 tuck we work in
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together i think we need to up the amount it is to tuck
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i think we need to up the amount it is to tuck because oh my [ __ ] god um
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not i you know i know i'm gonna say no to a tuck if i'm going for a walk because i i feel like i'm gonna get i
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reckon there's no opportunity for me to immediately get out of it if it's uncomfortable so
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you know [ __ ] and balls must be free i gotta have kids one day dude they can't be jammed
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up inside of me like that it's gonna [ __ ] hurt if i'm walking and [ __ ] all the time dude i'm going on a hike [ __ ] no
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terrible plan
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coward [ __ ] you i'm sure it might might make a big difference if you if you like do it once
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chasing you i'll i'll do it but not while i'm out on a walk i'll i'll do a tuck i promise i'll do a tuck when i'm
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back how about that how about that huh how about that i'll take your money then
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i was number one so i don't think there'll be many more people with so many points oh [ __ ] how do i not [ __ ]
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know about it if you were number one why was that not advertised to me that you had that okay jesus
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but this sh if you've got 1.3 million there's going to be a few [ __ ] guys for like 900 000 right i mean come on
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that's still equally not good did i make i think i put the walk on a timer i
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think let me see i think i made it like only redeemable sometimes
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let me see edit let me just check yeah there's a seven
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day cool down period seven days feels too low now doesn't it
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i might do that as a one month cooldown period i might change that up my god
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okay
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phone on 22. this shit's gone up four percent in 10 minutes iphones suck
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oh she had 1.9 million bought vip and walk oh [ __ ] you're right
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because switcher crap and don't tell anyone who has what channel point yeah that's weird you guys just got to
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report your channel points to me on like a on like a a a poll or some [ __ ] i don't know
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what heels do i wear now that's the real question
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i'm thinking i'm thinking i've got these which are semi-comfortable but also look
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really good i was about to stand up i swear to god i was about stunned i was gonna completely forget what the [ __ ] i was doing
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i got these they're pretty hot and they also match the outfit
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perfectly so i could do that and just quick skirt what do you think
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do you still have the unclogged washi i do i still have the tuck stuff income tax
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yeah you submit how many channel points you have and i take 40 off the top if you've got too many that is
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after after i don't know after 100 000 you start getting taxed at 40 i'm very sorry
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that's just that that's just the rules i don't make them up it's all the yeah it's seth's fault
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how many points do you have oh [ __ ] this is actually very good data for me
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four people have said more than a million and i don't believe a single one of them
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i have 120 boo you suck what a loser what a loser check guys bully that loser that i only
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120 channel points what do you know what are you a noob stupid
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people have been betting tons yeah plus they've had two years of not spending them
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there's been no way there's been really nothing you can do with the points for two years
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if we under report will make it cheaper no it's no not how that works at all
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holy [ __ ] black glossy comfortable heels
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don't think i have those i don't think i have black glossy comfortable heels
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i got these these are semiconductors i am a dwarf and i'm digging a hole digging digging hole
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digging this hoe [ __ ] yeah that's funny
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i reckon 25 battery is going to get me far what do you think 25
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my highest was 2.2 mil [ __ ] god 2 million i reckon i can do this on 25
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if it dies it dies all right let's see if i need to update [ __ ] streamlabs or some [ __ ]
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you stupid no i'm not what's 9 plus 10 21
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you stupid okay i think this actually works
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if i do this and i go front camera wow this could work
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okay hold on shall i construct my uh let me construct my um my thing i'm
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gonna let this sit on charge while i construct like a backpack okay technically if we the mod decide to rig
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a random poll we can give a tons of points to a skillek few and have them work for the community to make you walk
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as often as possible come on comrades i hate exercise though it's so
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i was about to stand up oh my god you're about to see both of my balls okay um
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do you ever plug in the faster i've got it plugged into like a usb charger it's not plugged into a wall though so it's
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not a fast charger normal charger almost a year already it's coming off my computer so not super
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fast but all right
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do i have a handbag i think a backpack's probably gonna be a lot better if i'm taking it on a scooter
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wait hold on one second one second one second i'm gonna do before stream real quick just so i can grab a skirt and so i can stand you had forgotten your
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twitch login what
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hold on i'm putting on a skirt chat
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oh this is a terrible [ __ ] idea
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oh my god okay hold on i think i'm good there we go i put it i put a skirt on
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wow still [ __ ] sexy as [ __ ] finn i know
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i know ugh okay this is going to be a terrible plan
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be fun rich person neighborhood here i come okay i'm gonna go and grab a backpack
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what me do you wanna i've only got sad piano music or or like literal like party rave while we wait
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for phone walk cam to charge is the funny side cam from last time still working
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why would you think that can i get a twirl for 25 months
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sure now now you can now you can now you can
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um i'm trying not to do it very fast because everything can go wrong because this outfit is not built for it
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um hold on let's go oh my [ __ ] god
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all right rave for a minute it says no copyright but i barely believe them
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two months let's go [Music]
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[Applause] [Music]
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[Applause] [Music]
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wow time flies
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hey rose you should definitely look into getting a diver's knife they strap to
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your legs so they fit under skirts makes you feel badass as hell
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i mean i usually just listen dude
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yeah it's been too fun filled yet i usually don't even need a diver's knife i mean i i couldn't even imagine needing
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a diver's knife because at any moment at any moment like look okay you're you're trying to mug me [ __ ] come at me
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buddy one month there's always a knife there's
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always a knife always on my body somewhere i'm always in attack mode defensive position finn i'm already
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[ __ ] there i'm ready all the time i don't even need it up my skirt i got
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one right there dude it was a planned bit
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all right okay i'm gonna
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pack you maybe not that's illegal pack a legal one which i'll find in a second do i have a legal one here
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i know i do i know for a fact i do where's my legal one
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there it is look at this somehow this is legal i can just take this anywhere it's [ __ ]
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crazy this completely legal knife interesting
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all right stab it on me oh it's got a clip bro hold on
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wait on the inside dude conceal carry conceal carry dude
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yo let's [ __ ] go that's sick
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gravity knife that's illegal yeah dude it's kind of a look
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dude it's kind of a look ninety percent of fanboys who carry a
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knife end up getting pierced by it isn't that just like one of those [ __ ] stupid stats that's like
54:48
if you own a kitchen knife you're more likely to cut your thingy like when you're cutting vegetables yeah no [ __ ]
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of course you are it's not like you think 90 of cases you
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carry a knife around 90 of the days you carry a knife someone [ __ ] steals it from you and then jabs
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you no damn you make a fine bunny i love stats like that i know
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i know try to actually keep that should i keep the ears on i think they really do add something to the outfit but they're like
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a wind sail on the scooter all right depends on
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the most british thing i've ever seen indeed but it's legal completely legal nice i don't carry an illegal knife i'm
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a legal boy i respect the law hi beautiful you okay i'm not carrying it for self-defense by the way it's
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strictly for my personal use opening boxes if i ever need to get out of this outfit i can just snip snip that's what
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the knife's for mr officer anyway
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100 of people who drink water die dude i'm out of water that's probably good for me then
55:56
switching it up here yo you're looking like i'm submissive and breathable
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nice i'm dominant and dominant and infertile that's me
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suck on my suck on my dab circle my titties put my dick in your [ __ ] dude
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no one's getting pregnant today dominant and infertile dude let's [ __ ] go all right
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let's uh
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jesus [ __ ] okay oh [ __ ] i need to get up hold on new ray of music i need to go grab a tripod
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but i've already got one but you know like one i can use for my phone [Music]
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so [Applause]
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[Music] [Applause]
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[Music]
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hey
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[Music] no
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[Music]
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let's go [Music] [Applause] [Music]
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[Applause] [Music]
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[Applause] [Music]
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[Music] dude you know what i want real bad i want to stick a tripod onto the end of this [ __ ] thing
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power on imagine this [ __ ] just a [ __ ] like camera on the end of
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that [ __ ] god damn do it then i dare you guys camera
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[ __ ] my titty [ __ ] goofed ah there we go do with my day what what the [ __ ] hold
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on okay oh my god one sec one second my teddy one second one's time by daddy
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okay that's good enough
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okay backpack sorted phone
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pretty [ __ ] charged on 40 that's solid
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then backpack for storing my goods
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momentarily i i don't know why i did this
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[ __ ] i don't know why i did why why i opened it before i was gonna store everything
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stockings or tights i guess they're tights right i don't know i'm asking you wouldn't know
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holy [ __ ] that was cool you see that [ __ ] that was sick anyway
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put you in there then my phone in there i guess but not yet then i'll put my keys in there but
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not yet holy [ __ ] dude oh yeah okay keys are important
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remove the ears for the scoot that's a good idea
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how long actually is the scoop going to be
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map i forgot the road name
1:00:05
why would you send me to the [ __ ] us holy [ __ ] apple maps is so dog [ __ ] dude
1:00:20
um five minutes five minutes scoot
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five to ten minutes scoot so the down time will be like 15 minutes
1:00:31
what do you think [ __ ] you like don't worry john it was
1:00:37
the wrong number anyway so down time is going to be like 15 minutes
1:00:44
um no matter how close it is to me and um also i'm moving
1:00:50
also the wrong right so many things
1:00:55
i wonder if i could just get a lift i've got my dad my dad's probably going to be awake hold on let me see
1:01:00
that saves me so much time and effort
1:01:06
no i'll scoot i'll scoot because then i can come back whenever i sub to this content for this long damn
1:01:12
keep it up stud [ __ ] yeah okay
1:01:18
see you in 15 minutes this is such a [ __ ] terrible idea did
1:01:24
you die cut your split ends no what i do whenever i notice a split end i just like wrap it up in a thing and i just [ __ ] pull really hard and that's not
1:01:31
a joke i do genuinely do that um but my head i usually don't get split ends i get like one in a blue moon i'm really
1:01:38
my hair is great very very healthy after i change my routine for it although all of it does fall out look at
1:01:44
that another month here we go dude it does fall out quite a lot quite a lot
1:01:52
all right boys i guess i'll see you in 15 to 20 minutes after a while
1:02:02
oh [ __ ] it thank you thanks for 20 months up holy [ __ ] good luck scooting thank you thanks for doing what's up all
1:02:08
right boys i'll see you in 20 minutes peace peace love ya bye
1:02:15
oh this is so [ __ ] dumb thanks for the million points that i've taken away from the economy
1:02:25
[Music] oh god this is such a pain in the
1:02:32
[ __ ] hold on oh what the [ __ ] we can't get it in
1:02:37
that's what she said hello
1:02:45
oh [ __ ] doing it after how many years
1:02:52
it's been or whatever oh look
1:02:57
i've got my scooter off hello boys there are the oh [ __ ] the bunnies are in the game bag i know i've smushed them now
1:03:05
though one minute but this is like the road i would think of because it's
1:03:12
semi near me look at what i've done to them it's semi near me and it's like
1:03:20
really wealthy and if there's anything that i know about
1:03:25
white boomers that are wealthy is that they love the gays so
1:03:31
i felt very comfortable doing this [ __ ] here
1:03:37
i can't see a goddamn word of what you're saying too hello hold on if i turn my volume up
1:03:43
that might do something i don't know if text-to-speech gonna do a single thing but
1:03:54
we out here oh my [ __ ] coughs are gone dude i took off my jacket and my cuffs
1:03:59
came with it that ruins my outfit jesus christ but anyway so
1:04:05
oh [ __ ] the first time i see a car walking around a car driving around and it's this ship
1:04:12
it's a big taxi but
1:04:20
okay it's fine but like it's also like such a quiet ride dude i remember when i was um i was
1:04:26
looking into buying a house is the camera like really bouncy by the way or no
1:04:34
because i'm holding my backpack because i thought what i'd do is like oh i'll train my backpack up
1:04:39
with it then i realized oh it's got my keys and everything that i need in there so that i think
1:04:45
that's a bad plan but it's also really [ __ ] heavy now because i packed a pair of heels in there
1:04:52
oh my god i packed a pair of heels in there just in case i thought i could
1:04:58
deal with that oh [ __ ]
1:05:03
you know what we should do oh my god i actually look [ __ ] great don't get me wrong if you saw me
1:05:10
what do you think what do you think chap what do you think would you hit on me
1:05:16
i'd hit on me no heels bro
1:05:21
if someone donates what i want a donation goal
1:05:29
because dude he'll suck i brought some okay ones but they're also really [ __ ] tall
1:05:38
what should the donut go be i'll do it for the same thing as attack i'll do it for 250. if someone donates
1:05:45
250 i'll actually change into the [ __ ] heels but god
1:05:50
oh it's maybe not whoa the best plan
1:05:55
holy [ __ ] this is the best [ __ ] dude hold on oh [ __ ] i might have goofed
1:06:03
one minute the backpack plan was not my best one oh
1:06:08
my god oh there it is that sounds wrong hold on
1:06:16
one sec let me drop the backpack can i extend you anymore i can't but like look
1:06:23
goddamn goddamn
1:06:37
dude getting here on the [ __ ] electric scooter pit jiggling on every bump my god
1:06:44
they couldn't [ __ ] contain themselves i went to go view a house around here once
1:06:50
and it was great because the only thing they kept talking about was how close it was to the road i'm on now because this is the most
1:06:57
prestigious [ __ ] road in all of birmingham apparently
1:07:02
well i did is it that cool i mean come on there's still police sirens it's still
1:07:08
birmingham oh yeah by the way just in case uh just in case someone actually does
1:07:14
donate anything um you've got to tell me because i don't know if i'm going to see it
1:07:22
oh [ __ ] hell i have no clue how i'd know because i don't know what pops up onto the street
1:07:29
onto the screen and i can barely see chat it's like [ __ ] two words down there uh oh i saw that
1:07:36
f no what happened what did it [ __ ] cut out oh god damn dude
1:07:43
internet
1:08:00
hello [Music] what the [ __ ] my whole ass app crashed
1:08:07
this is garbage that's why i don't do this [ __ ] this is why it's totally not because i don't want to walk outside in
1:08:13
this [ __ ] it's because the apps don't [ __ ] work i just tried to
1:08:18
stream on regular twitch app no dog [ __ ] it didn't work it just it just
1:08:23
did nothing and then i open up streamlabs the broken piece of [ __ ] that it is and somehow it still works
1:08:30
oh i think i set off an alarm at the rich person house i'm going to cross the road people are going to think i'm a threat
1:08:37
also dude it's incredible how much people don't question you and if you look like woman like
1:08:42
oh i'm not doing too great of a job at it right now but dude when i was going down
1:08:47
on my scooter and [ __ ] dude i just [ __ ] parked my scooter up
1:08:52
bolted it to just some random guy's front door people some dude walked past me didn't
1:08:58
even question me the owner of the house just poked his head out the window didn't ask questions let me do it
1:09:03
because i'm a woman they'll let us get away with everything it's a privilege what can i say
1:09:09
god damn overhead lighting makes everyone look
1:09:15
good anyway boys is it working now i can't actually tell is it working i can read chat what's up
1:09:22
what's happening tell me about your day just pretend we're on a date today when we're holding hands but you're walking backwards and i'm walking into you at
1:09:28
top speed but
1:09:34
also i think we've gotten into like the actual rich people houses so i'm honestly kind of scared to make a ton of
1:09:40
noise like what the [ __ ] like oh my god like
1:09:46
type of rich person house where the cars aren't even in the [ __ ] driveway and the ones that do have cars in the
1:09:51
driveway have like [ __ ] 20 mercedes you know what i mean
1:09:56
they've either got nothing or every car on earth lamborghinis teslas
1:10:02
bmws they got leds that guy's lights are on
1:10:07
maybe i should knock on his door and warn him he left his lights on in his car what an idiot
1:10:13
probably still on i could steal that oh jesus [ __ ]
1:10:20
let me just see if this house number's on there okay it's not look at this [ __ ] place
1:10:25
that's beautiful that's a beautiful ship oh when i move dude i'm gonna have a
1:10:32
house like that also even the most dog [ __ ] house on this
1:10:38
road like that you can't even see it 1.5 million
1:10:43
it's insane but it's like so nice i 100 get why
1:10:49
i did if i had 5 million i totally buy the ship
1:10:55
what do you swear so much it's to ward off predators
1:11:00
oh this is so pretty why have i never come around here at night this is so [ __ ] pretty
1:11:08
look this dude's got like lights and he's treated that's awesome
1:11:15
this place is a wonderland i love rich people i want to be one of them mr beast please
1:11:22
please help me i want one of these this is so cool anyway
1:11:29
fake tree sauce what a fake tree it's probably a real tree it's outside they don't put fake stuff outside real
1:11:35
tree dragon tour i don't know why the [ __ ]
1:11:45
oh and by the way dude i don't know if you uh i don't know if i cut out before but i said i would i've got heels in
1:11:51
here i'm not wearing heels i'm wearing yeezys
1:11:56
if if someone does donate 250. i'll wear heels
1:12:02
but if not i'm not [ __ ] wearing them
1:12:20
you prick you prick it's like i say things and they just come true
1:12:27
can i get that [ __ ] 5 million then jesus christ i'll wear even higher heels
1:12:32
for just a small price increase of [ __ ] god oh five million
1:12:38
four hundred and ninety nine thousand seven hundred and fifty look what i can do though hold on this
1:12:45
thing has a oh this thing just like me has a tripod functionality
1:12:52
except you got to kind of finger it a bit for it to work there you go then you just do that
1:13:02
they say i'm shittiest streaming but i'm [ __ ] great at it oh my god
1:13:08
dude i feel half [ __ ] naked though in this [ __ ] like the taking my jacket off while i was
1:13:15
getting back holy [ __ ] dude
1:13:21
lag still lego now
1:13:31
because i'm underneath the tree it's on zero no
1:13:40
oh there's a car we back nope i see the fps like going up to
1:13:48
[ __ ]
1:13:56
i'm just gonna wet it out it's on 30 now nope [ __ ] it's gone
1:14:15
idea idea i move
1:14:25
oh
1:14:47
yes i am [ __ ] working [Music]
1:14:57
oh my god
1:15:10
lucky but sounds good
1:15:17
what i'm so confused sound footage
1:15:24
what the [ __ ] it's just reconnecting connecting can i see
1:15:33
what the [ __ ]
1:15:42
ugh
1:15:58
oh this is [ __ ] annoying
1:16:09
hmm okay
1:16:15
if this message is going out to anyone
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oh jesus christ
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can you actually hear me i can't actually tell if you can hear me because i've got constant like it's
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still connected but it's not fps
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[Music] oh my god yeah okay well i'm putting on heels
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you're just on a powerpoint presentation but can you hear me no we can't we can't
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hear you less than one fps i know i can see it
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oh but
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look at these [ __ ] if you can actually see
1:17:21
i'm gonna walk along a little bit while i've got these things i'm gonna walk around and see if like my
1:17:28
thing gets back i think it's just prioritizing audio over uh video
1:17:34
so it's like trying to establish a connection and then goofing immediately afterwards
1:17:53
oh my god christ
1:18:05
where's the car coming
1:18:21
oh screw it let's see if
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oh my god
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i have not walked around in heels for so [ __ ] long are we good
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i think we're good nope
1:18:46
nope immediately gone as soon as i say that it was like 30 seconds for a bit longer
1:18:51
okay if you can hear this just know [ __ ] you a moya you're a piece of [ __ ]
1:19:00
this [ __ ] hurts so bad or not hurts it's so [ __ ] annoying though i can't
1:19:05
walk in these shits are we good
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no oh my god powerpoint presentation man
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well listen take smaller steps
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whoa firefly that's so pretty
1:19:36
i'm gonna walk this way
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but are we good
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you're back i can't [ __ ] tell dude
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oh it's immediately [ __ ] what the hell
1:20:24
are you good i can't even tell
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hey man just going for a stroll [Laughter]
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as i said as i said
1:20:48
what did i tell you what i [ __ ] tell you they love me
1:21:01
okay apparently oh my god
1:21:12
apparently it's just like a dead spot over there
1:21:19
there's like a dead air spot where like there's no internet and then there's occasional good bits
1:21:25
and then terrible bits again [Music]
1:21:31
not sure what do
1:21:39
i'm ahead back up because listen
1:21:46
i reckon this is about as good as this could possibly go
1:21:51
because i can't actually talk to you [ __ ] people this isn't gonna be a good stream if i can't actually if you can't see me and i can't [ __ ] talk to
1:21:58
you it's a painterly ass so i'm gonna head back
1:22:03
but oh my god these [ __ ] heels they suck these socks are bad dude
1:22:14
oh my god right here
1:22:21
oh 120 battery i think it's time to bail
1:22:26
i can't just set lower resolution jet it's not how it works it can't even [ __ ] connect
1:22:32
it's got nothing it's got [ __ ] zero connection buddy i'm looking at my bit right
1:22:38
it goes up to like [ __ ] 3 000 into one
1:22:49
good lord
1:23:06
we should get that good freeze frame but
1:23:13
let me go back i'm bored there wasn't enough
1:23:18
danger here it was too safe only one guy checked me out
1:23:34
[Music]
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i can kind of pass for one of those girls just getting back from the club you know because they all look like this
1:23:52
because you can't tell i'm like really wearing a bunny outfit really besides you know the headpiece
1:23:58
because i've just got a regular skirt on under this thing it's not too bad
1:24:03
i'm getting a [ __ ] killer of a leg workout though oh my god
1:24:11
is it cold kind of barely i'm getting so much exercise my body heat's going up
1:24:18
dude how are we now by the way boys
1:24:27
because it says it's fine on my end
1:24:35
it's good [ __ ] yeah dude it's so pretty
1:24:42
how long did it take you to do mike oh like to learn how to do my [ __ ] mate dude it took me like 20 minutes to do the
1:24:48
makeup today and you can tell because of the god-awful lighting it took me like 20 minutes to do the
1:24:55
actual makeup and
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[Music] five years to learn
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i reckon you can probably get it down to a good point in a year of actually trying but
1:25:13
two oh it's been like three i'd say three years of doing it
1:25:18
badly and barely trying to learn that will also work work for me
1:25:27
also just get as many female friends to roast you on it as you possibly can and you'll just figure it
1:25:33
out after a
1:25:38
while i thought my [ __ ] head just came off
1:26:00
i know you can barely see this neighborhood but it's so [ __ ] pretty dude god damn
1:26:07
when i move it's going to be in a also fairly nice neighborhood but still
1:26:12
not as good as this biggest makeup mistakes doing too much
1:26:18
if you do too much makeup you will look like [ __ ] idiot also people your female friends will
1:26:23
make fun of you oh i saw a [ __ ] there was a [ __ ] fox bro
1:26:29
i thought it was an alien i thought it was an alien i thought it was that like video of dobby on the security camera
1:26:35
bro jeez holy [ __ ] that freaked me the [ __ ] out man
1:26:44
it's like scurrying i swear to god it was scurrying chat
1:26:49
an alien holy [ __ ] freak me out man
1:26:55
clump clump clump you know i could sprint a hell of a lot faster hold on can i run
1:27:07
not very well
1:27:15
where did i come from okay
1:27:21
he's a runner he's a track star
1:27:28
hey chad how many people are here i have no idea i can't actually tell
1:27:33
i did i grew up in this sort of roughly this neighborhood like you know i grew up here been here
1:27:40
all my life pretty much um and i swear to god like people
1:27:46
when i was a kid you like passed this sort of avenue and even my mom and dad were like
1:27:53
we don't go down there not our kind
1:27:58
like these guys are [ __ ] too wealthy for us man like if we get spotted
1:28:04
i don't know there's a duck walker
1:28:10
a lot of people walk their dogs around this thing right
1:28:28
oh he's so cute
1:28:37
nice dog
1:28:50
my abs are like getting a workout now and i'm almost why'd i walk on cobblestones
1:28:59
smooth stone oh okay like i was going to be freaked out by
1:29:05
the voice like took a second to reply to you see that he was like oh
1:29:12
okay boys i reckon this is where i in the stream put on a coat
1:29:17
zoom back and i'll see you in like 20 minutes okay where it's actually warm
1:29:24
although it's not that bad actually i see works of a good sweat but um
1:29:30
well it's nice and i know the area because it's my room all right boys
1:29:36
i will see you in like 20 minutes and [ __ ] you was the million points worth it you little [ __ ]
1:29:44
this [ __ ] outfit sucks so bad i swear to god again every bunny outfit you guys want me to
1:29:51
go out and i am one skirt swift away from [ __ ]
1:29:57
spreading the love to a bunch of dog walkers jesus christ
1:30:05
hi boys wait let me find good lighting
1:30:14
oh my god gee no wonder people think they're real these boys
1:30:21
scene 20. bye-bye i'm going to keep recording for a second because i don't know when this live stream is actually going to win
1:30:28
because otherwise you guys won't get to see my [ __ ] kissy face being all keeping [ __ ] better lighting
1:30:34
wait but not good for contrast for titties okay bye-bye bye
1:30:43
wait oh [ __ ]
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uh
1:31:05
dude
1:31:23
[Music]
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do [Music]
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[Music]
1:32:16
[Music]
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[Music]
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do [Music]
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so [Music]
1:34:00
hi i'm back and honestly pretty [ __ ] i i put the bunny ears
1:34:07
downstairs i got a backup pair honestly do i not look good for
1:34:13
what the hell for doing that excursion do i not look actually pretty sick
1:34:20
hold on wait i can detach d de-equip this from my
1:34:26
inventory all right skirt on or not
1:34:31
oh dude no cuffs either dude it's in my [ __ ] promises i've got to see an irl femme boy would pay good money for that
1:34:38
i know god damn dude those lucky [ __ ]
1:34:44
just the one though just like uh just a few i would that was was that stream like
1:34:50
utter garbage it seemed like it was at a garbage did it not that was
1:34:55
because i have no idea how much of that actually got broadcast
1:35:01
because it just looked like it was at zero for [ __ ] ages right
1:35:08
oh man i'm chucking a thing
1:35:17
and okay i was saying uh the fight there was
1:35:22
there was the most the vod got muted and i was seeing if the if the thing got uh anyway so
1:35:28
they were talking about the group chat that was fun that was fun as [ __ ] i enjoyed that a
1:35:33
lot neat heels check all those shits gone dude my calves can't deal with that
1:35:38
stuff for that long holy good lord
1:35:46
this dude's very thankful these ears are way worse right oh my god
1:35:53
these suck all my expensive ears back but they're all the way downstairs
1:36:00
what did the client say when he left what the [ __ ] the what the what whoever paid for the hill
1:36:06
should be taken taken out back jesus hey my prick need heal practice no i can walk okay
1:36:13
you know what actually i was gonna say i can walk great in heels and then it was then like dude i
1:36:19
that really put me in my [ __ ] place i thought i could walk and i thought i could walk and he was fine they were
1:36:24
great good lord
1:36:31
and um it didn't work very well it didn't work very well at
1:36:36
all [ __ ] hell oh [ __ ] thanks thanks for the [ __ ] sub dude
1:36:42
thank you oh [ __ ] also thanks for you for this very pleasure three months i'll be six months of making smile much love f1 n
1:36:49
and les gang thank you i am dude and the titties held up too i dude the makeup
1:36:55
nearly flawless the lip gloss is the lip gloss is gone i need to reapply lip gloss but like dude
1:37:01
i was the homemade antenna on tv back in days of rabbit ear antennas okay [ __ ]
1:37:06
fine i'll i'll do i'll just do a thing like this so you don't actually ever see it oh damn just don't worry about it
1:37:12
just don't look there look at look at what you're supposed to look at not my face um did
1:37:19
thank you [ __ ] god thank you for the 10 gifted subs holy [ __ ] tyrese [ __ ] yeah thank you
1:37:27
you just need more practice go on another walk next stream no i can't i
1:37:33
think i upset riza she doesn't like when i walk i complete dude i completely forgot about i gotta talk to her after i
1:37:38
completely forgot like the razor didn't love when i went on walks and [ __ ] so i like got outside the house i was like
1:37:45
i remembered i was like well i can't stop now i've already i've already stopped the stream i've already [ __ ] got my phone
1:37:50
and my backpack on i'm already outside dude i've already yeah okay i couldn't do it anyway i was already whizzing down the street
1:37:56
on my scooter when i was coming back dude the makeup still [ __ ] nearly flawless because as soon as i got
1:38:03
like a little bit of water in my eye i just sped up and what happened was instead of running my mascara the tear
1:38:08
just went sideways easy no [ __ ] look like sanitary toes strapped to your head
1:38:15
okay dude don't make me get the other [ __ ] ears don't make me walk all the way
1:38:20
downstairs don't make me walk all the way god damn downstairs
1:38:26
you did a stream improvements wrong you're perfectly stuff yeah riza cares a lot about it though you know
1:38:32
um there was you know i respected to a point being there's you
1:38:37
know [ __ ] i know i'm safe it's always fine
1:38:44
that [ __ ] was fun i like walk i've i never actually walked around there it's so [ __ ] pretty at night too the uh
1:38:51
yeah i don't know it's nice i gotta do that in the wherever i next move to just to see what the night the the night streets
1:38:58
are life like what the [ __ ] didn't jesus did the scooter stay upright or did you
1:39:03
fall no i don't i'm fine i'm sc i scoot at good pay i'm i'm going 35 kilometers an
1:39:08
hour on that [ __ ] thing i'm good at it i'm i can't drive but i can scoot i can scoot like a
1:39:14
[ __ ] i tell you that i can't do i can't drive legally
1:39:20
and i'm not sure how legal scooters are but i'm damn good at it we won't make you walk downstairs to get
1:39:25
the good ones that will be your venus that makes you go get the good ears that's a good point it might be but no
1:39:32
like look it's still cute it's still cute look at that dude i
1:39:38
i can't get over how much these look like boobs you know because they're like actually my you know they they're you
1:39:45
know them they they're like dude how [ __ ] nuts is this isn't that cool you know both i i know
1:39:51
but they only gave me a car in this [ __ ] one [Music] lazy bunny but cute bunny
1:40:08
pretty cool plastic surgery works wonders as soon as as soon as some guy from dubai hits me up and it's like hey
1:40:16
i'll give you my lamborghini and and i'll i'll get you some get you some [ __ ] titties i'll be like fine i'll
1:40:22
take the lambo i'll take that i'll take that deal where's my blown curse oh [ __ ]
1:40:29
look how good the net hold on wait i do want to show like the makeup held up solid amazing i maybe lost a freckle but
1:40:35
like dude look at the nails man
1:40:40
dude [ __ ] perfect these are like my these are the nails inside my soul these are me as nails dude
1:40:47
[ __ ] cool as hell like they're the colors that i go for like just the the
1:40:52
the white that pretty much matches my skin that's never seen the [ __ ] sun before i'm translucent and then pink
1:40:59
like uh nude pink like basically my favorite [ __ ] uh color when i'm whenever i'm doing this
1:41:05
the color that suits me best in my opinion oh actually speaking of that i've got to redo my lips do you have any choices for
1:41:12
me chat what do you think what if you had a lambo like one of those liners textures you mean the porsche the the porsche uh whatever at
1:41:19
that wherever it was dude that looks sick you know it looks cute now
1:41:24
i mean it's pretty normal pretty same as same as before orange you're insane you're insane cool
1:41:30
i'm sure the mods all the tai can yeah that's what it was dude that thing looks sick i keep seeing those videos on tech talk
1:41:36
they're like uh tesla's like getting poked and [ __ ] and they're all going like they're making noise like this oh my god my mirror is
1:41:42
better built they're doing this
1:41:49
they're making noise like this [ __ ]
1:41:54
like on the inside freak me out eh what the [ __ ] is the pole pink bright
1:42:00
pink more pink okay red jesus christ
1:42:06
yeah where's the option for like the neon pink is that just is that just more pink oh do you reckon the skirt should
1:42:12
stay on i'm gonna keep the skirt just for just for [ __ ] wasn't you it really does sound like a you thing to do
1:42:17
but red's winning these ears look so [ __ ] dumb they
1:42:25
look like dildos hot going off my head they look like paddles man they look like weapons
1:42:31
they look like a spatula i've taped two spatulas and one of them's broken
1:42:36
they look like sanitary towels bro they look like my [ __ ] sock that is stiffened
1:42:42
that i've attached to my head they look awful
1:42:55
who sells this who sells me these there's a good roast of there's a good
1:43:00
roast of this you know what i am vain i am vain i might have to go downstairs and [ __ ] get the better one
1:43:08
but first i'm not gonna go bright red lips but but i am
1:43:13
but i am gonna do this one but uh you know this one the one that like suits me and every outfit i ever wear
1:43:19
because that's my style i found the [ __ ] perfect lipstick dude the only thing that would make this
1:43:25
better is if i could just like go like that and apply it because dude
1:43:30
i don't know what it is but with this like traditional lipstick shape i i never [ __ ] learned i'm still in the
1:43:36
learning process of how to do these good lord just get better is
1:43:41
i'll i'll go downstairs and i'll go get the better ears but now the outfit looks unbalanced it looks like i'm too bottom heavy now bro okay fine
1:43:51
correct me if i'm wrong but i look like more of a girl right now i don't know why like
1:44:00
if i i might have lost my ability because you're but you're a bottom shut the [ __ ] up john
1:44:05
i might have lost my ability to like tell
1:44:10
the feminine thing like to know what looks like woman anymore i've lost that
1:44:15
sock bunny ears insane how are they sticking to your head
1:44:21
i think you know exactly how they're sticking to my head
1:44:27
i think you were just asking that to be to be uh to be antagonistic divisive
1:44:34
um um dumb
1:44:49
[Music] if it's in your mirror it's feminine
1:44:59
mm-hmm
1:45:17
i'm beginning to think you guys just like to try and embarrass me
1:45:32
it's just a theory though
1:45:44
see doesn't this dude isn't this like the [ __ ] best
1:45:50
isn't this the best lipstick color for everything though god i'm gonna get boring for my like i'm
1:45:55
gonna my makeup looks are going to get really boring because they're going to be this every single time
1:46:02
okay um one donation and i'll go and get the
1:46:09
i'll go and get the ears from downstairs one one uh three dollars there it is bye
1:46:19
in case i don't get to say it later and don't let this just be another compliment you let roll off your back
1:46:25
f1 nn your stream is more rejuvenating and a safer place this pride than so many places in the us
1:46:32
maybe you don't see it but this is progress is it because you get to see my feet now
1:46:39
we aren't trying to embarrass you we are just participating to your praise and degradation kink
1:46:49
i'm getting the ears
1:47:31
wow you know what john you missed this little ship
1:47:37
you dumb you [ __ ] i brought my whole uh backpack up do you
1:47:43
want to see the heels that i was wearing look at this these are the one these are what i was wearing the entire time
1:47:49
these [ __ ] things this is what i was walking in bro finn don't throw the bad ones away they will make a good paddle
1:47:55
wheel if you go swimming [Laughter] that's that okay there you go that's
1:48:00
that's creative i think you win the roast of the ears competition i think it does come second place to come suck
1:48:06
though very sorry
1:48:13
and i make the rules i'll just enforce them [ __ ] socks will always be funny
1:48:19
there we go look at these high quality look at that like it's like i actually have bunny ears dude
1:48:26
and then is it on this side or is it on the other
1:48:32
side the buttons wait what how did i
1:48:39
what
1:48:51
what
1:49:00
got it it's like a [ __ ] illusion bimbo buttons out is it that shut up is
1:49:06
it that is it that i think it's that right like how [ __ ] boy out here like manly man size heels where to buy
1:49:14
discreetly uh amazon amazon buddy they're the best
1:49:21
um not because of uh morals or anything but like you know there's just a lot of selections
1:49:28
you still on the bimbo script shut up shut up buddy shut up buddy i'm pretty smart tell me i'm smart
1:49:43
i'm waiting chat
1:49:49
you're cute thanks thanks thanks we're all nice real nice
1:49:55
[Music] this is um
1:50:00
this is [ __ ]
1:50:09
blower kiss i redeemed it with points you don't deserve it
1:50:14
you didn't call me smart if you did call me smart then
1:50:22
i don't think i can do that but i'm just just
1:50:29
making the booba just creating the illusion don't worry like this needs to
1:50:35
go over there it needs to come up man
1:50:42
neat shameless
1:50:58
you're brilliant please twerk thanks buddy you get the package uh chassis you sent no what do you mean no i haven't
1:51:04
got [ __ ] i've got [ __ ] i want it though chassis you give me your package
1:51:12
she's a she's a she so it's fine
1:51:21
i don't think i can dig myself out of this hole that i've created for myself about 15 days ago
1:51:26
uh i haven't got it then i ain't gushed on got it got the [ __ ]
1:51:33
thing how big is it is it big could you send me a picture of the thing
1:51:38
i don't know what it is do you not like jewelry i like jewelry i just never wear it i have a what
1:51:47
hi chat hey chat
1:51:54
hi chat
1:51:59
hey chat you wanna see what else i got you wanna see what you wanna see what else happened in that 20 in the 20 days that
1:52:05
was off um i got a call from the people that i bought my watch from
1:52:12
and they were like hey buddy we got something new in do you want it
1:52:19
and i googled it and i was like if i buy this thing i make 5 000 pounds if i buy it
1:52:47
yes it fits on my wrist it's not that small although i did let millie try it on and it fits on millie's wrist and
1:52:52
she's like five foot nothing no she's like nearly just millie's a small skinny
1:52:59
woman and it just fits on her wrist
1:53:04
the same way it fits on mine
1:53:09
i am i'm i'm i am a big man i just have smaller wrists okay i wasn't gifted at
1:53:17
birth with your big boy wrist that you can put a [ __ ] g-shock on i didn't have that privilege
1:53:23
and they don't make good-looking watches that are under under a certain amount and there are 40 millimeters they just
1:53:29
don't it's all [ __ ] like women's watches after that point i'm not there's nothing good
1:53:36
the only they also cost way too much like the [ __ ] only watch the [ __ ]
1:53:41
rolex make the rolex biggest [ __ ] watch company in the the known universe
1:53:46
the only good looking one they make that it's like [ __ ] made out of gold and it's tiny it's got diamonds on it and
1:53:52
[ __ ] it's so [ __ ] girly i come on man i'm bo
1:53:59
i'm buying the i'm buying this one it's 42 millimeter i can i can i shoot it it's fine
1:54:04
it's a big deal for me man come on
1:54:09
well let's do a 36 millimeter date just you want me to google a 36 millimeter datejust for you
1:54:17
give me a minute i'll google it on model real quick looks
1:54:22
manly box it huh
1:54:27
[ __ ] you dude they're the most like
1:54:33
they're not all feminine but the very first one that pops up the very first one that pops up is like this
1:54:39
gold gold glittery [ __ ] thing i'm not a fan of the gold it's too like
1:54:45
it's it's it's real it's it's not my thing it's really not my thing it looks either
1:54:51
flashy or hyper like dude come on i know it's a there's a guy wearing it and stuff but i mean come on
1:54:58
don't worry i i can't do it i can't do it waiting on elliphoto tell us who to ban yeah i wanna know who to ban i wanna who
1:55:05
know who to get away from this place by the way i think it's a temp ban i think we should probably be temp banning
1:55:11
just fyi probably should be like a a a day ban or a few day ban
1:55:16
you know maybe not like forever ben only seven tabs open it's a miracle i
1:55:22
know i restarted my pc so i could stream do you need a barbie watch
1:55:27
funny you mention it i've always wanted a barbie watch since i was
1:55:33
googling it since i was just a little girl also since i'm an agent of chaos i got to ask
1:55:40
oh my god that looks like jewelry you know what else is jewelry ear piercings
1:55:46
smile i'm sorry not sorry i know but i i'm really neglectful
1:55:52
hold on does barbie have a kind of banger watch hold on
1:55:58
is that barbie x patek philippe bro it's kind of a [ __ ] it's it's kind of
1:56:05
it kind of pops off not gonna lie
1:56:12
yeesh kind of goes hard dude
1:56:18
you know what a hundred and twenty-four dollars i'm not buying that what the [ __ ]
1:56:26
a hundred twenty-one dollars bro okay someone can send me the barbie watch i'll wear the barbie watch i'll wear the
1:56:31
barbie watch out if someone sends me the [ __ ] barbie watch i'll do it don't that's me i'll do it
1:56:37
um but good lord oh my god oh my gosh i'm not buying one wait there's one on
1:56:42
amazon currently unavailable bro these things are so every dude every watch sold out
1:56:49
you can't get any sort of watch including the barbie girls b-r-a-r-a-q-o-888
1:56:56
the most famous one alive man you can't get [ __ ] can't get [ __ ] in
1:57:01
this day and age god damn ellie fought a nuke to mega root
1:57:08
oh [ __ ] mega root gets banned
1:57:13
what time do you stream i don't know i don't really have a schedule but when i do stream
1:57:19
you can be certain you'll have two things to look at
1:57:26
unlike with amaranth stream where you have like way more and it gets confusing for your eyes so
1:57:33
think about like that pretty [ __ ] pretty good deal when you think about it like that isn't it
1:57:41
i might also disney please hit me up on twitter for the photos of me because i look
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amazing yeah we can watch chat
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oh my god thanks bud thanks bud thanks bud castle from chelsea
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elizabeth
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that's not [ __ ] no one's related to me with that with those initials 13 months and i don't
1:58:19
regret it should i that's so [ __ ] weird was this into the wrong address
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13 months and i don't regret it you should you should feel shame for it not regret shame
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we should do it again because i tell you to
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give me the subs boys give
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me i never i never feel shame i know seth i've seen your feet
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i have i hope you're all uh what you're doing right now is entering your payment information
1:59:02
no subs only doms yeah but you can't pay me in doms
1:59:09
donations to eagles are tax deductible don't forget our elizabeth lady rose
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[Music] she's forgotten her name yeah she said signed for by
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i'm so [ __ ] confused you gotta tell me that in the in the group chat or something so i figure out what on earth happening
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[Music] fanboy dominatrix
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pog
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oh my [ __ ] god
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i'd be down to do that is there a market for it i'm gonna
1:59:51
google it i'm gonna google it hold on i'm gonna go on an incognito tub
1:59:56
fan boy dom how do i forgot his [ __ ] spell
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dominatrix search results may be explicit good images oh
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i saw i i jesus i saw a lifetime of [ __ ]
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like i i've done most people don't see that much in their life i saw it in a flash
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oh my god i saw a candle i saw
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so i swear to god i saw into in inside an intestine right there holy [ __ ]
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give me my diet i'm not sure i can handle it after seeing that i don't think i could do that man
2:00:41
i'm gonna look again oh it's worth the [ __ ] it it's oh
2:00:47
look again oh man yeah there's a gap in the market for
2:00:53
anyone that doesn't look insane that could be me it could be me it could be me did
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i could do that [ __ ] i can corner the [ __ ] market again keep in the market
2:01:16
that was great that's pretty [ __ ] good
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okay that guy wins i don't know what he wins but he wins something like a hat seth get on that no i'm kidding
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oh my god i gotta do that for like each stream or something that could be kind of fun
2:01:36
whoever has the funniest line whoever makes me laugh just gets a [ __ ] gets just sent a free piece of merch that could be funny
2:01:42
that could be good bro how the [ __ ] do you get that cleavage i explained it earlier in the stream i met a nice man from dubai
2:01:49
he offered to he offered me 300 000 to put him in and i take them out at the end of the
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year
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i wonder if i could like what if i could [ __ ] with people with that what if i just started telling that
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to people but i always had them like you like they'd always be like this
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what if i started saying that to people and just like for the rest of the year did it and then there will be explicit
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results can tyrone fanboy click size and is surprised of explicit results
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how was i supposed to know dude these nails are [ __ ] crazy i tried on i'm you oh dude i'm so
2:02:34
disappointed they're gone i put on the thigh-highs the nsfw thigh-highs and
2:02:41
i poked a hole in them in the thigh-highs and now there's a hole in my
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thigh highs that i made i'm peeved i'm peeved
2:02:55
i poked this and then i tried to put on a pair of tights that these like a black pair of
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tights and then they were like a bit too tight because they're tight and then i poked a [ __ ] hole in them
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and then i had to get another pair and i was like extra careful because i was like oh it's my fault and then i put these on and they were fine god damn
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would you ever take a gambling sponsorship on if it was like
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a lot i don't know i've never gambled before i mean actually i have i've got a really
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great experience with gambling i've gambled uh i've gambled a few times in like an
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actual casino nothing but net baby have i told you my gambling story
2:03:40
if i told you my gambling story have i told you my gambling story
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yes you have well great let's rehash you showed us the money i did i've still got some of it i'm looking at it and not
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not really that's not where i keep it i keep it in a safe somewhere hidden away
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that's not there because that would be stupid why would i tell you that
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um you want to hear it again because there's new people okay let me tell you my gamba story i uh i went to a casino
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with friends i'm gonna make it really short i went in there with like a hundred pounds because i was like i'm gonna lose 100 pounds tonight and i will
2:04:20
be fun it will be fun i don't know how to gamble i don't know how it works but i will have fun losing this money and drinking with friends nice 100 pounds
2:04:28
good night out solid we're all youtubers i make that money like hold on wait a second
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hear that noise the cha-ching yeah it's it entering my bank account because of all the views we're all rich so
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i take out a hundred pounds i'm like [ __ ] it i i can lose this money and not be [ __ ] and not think about it
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tonight you know like um i'll lose this money have fun drink they give you free drinks because you'll lose because you
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are losing the money and i play blackjack for a while and i end up losing 60 pounds of that
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because i don't know how to play that [ __ ] game it's too complex even though everyone told me it was the easiest bit
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oh [ __ ] girlfriends [ __ ] thanks for the month tier 2. sub thank you buddy
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jesus some love for the [ __ ] over-tier ones baby just for you just for you
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um so i had like uh so i had like 40 pounds left and i ended up going on i don't know
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what the process in this was because again we were drinking but i decided [ __ ] it i know what roulette is roughly
2:05:28
i know you put it on a color and then it's like 50 50 and then you double your money i knew that because i've watched the david derbrick video i got to
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explain the nuances of it which is that if you put money on one number it 36 times is your money if it lands on
2:05:40
it because it's 36 times like it's like there's 37 numbers because there's a zero you know because it's a lot you
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could win a lot if you do that but it's risky as [ __ ] because you lose every time but um i put a bunch of money on random
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things and i ended up working up a good bit of money and then i decided that i would put
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a 25 chip on just one number and i was being stupid so i was like i was 21 at
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the time so i was like 21 i couldn't think of a better reason to do it and it [ __ ] hit it
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and if you do them if you do the maths on that i think i was like two grand on 25 times 36.
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yeah i'm not two grand [ __ ] it was like nine okay oh this one okay right it was one guy so i won 900 pounds
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from that on a 036 chance but that's not all all of my friends immediately [ __ ] celebrate pat me on the back and
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we go to like cash it out i'm like [ __ ] freaking out i start cashing it out i've got all the hundred ships and stuff they're giving me all the 50s back
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because that we don't have hundreds are giving me all the [ __ ] cash back i'm like sick holding the most money i've held in my hand in forever i've never
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held this much money in my hand before because why would you and but i still had a couple chips left because they were odd denominations so i
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went back to the table and put another chip and marisa was there and she was like put on five so i put it on five and
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it [ __ ] hits again second try and it [ __ ] hits again so i walk out of the casino with like two
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grand all right you know we're like two grand in cash untaxed baby
2:07:10
i walked through an h m like a week later felt like god did you picking up [ __ ] on the aisles dude i walked past it
2:07:16
be like tom and jerry shirt [ __ ] thank you i need it i i maybe i need new trousers i don't know maybe [ __ ] uh i haven't
2:07:24
washed some trousers today may as well buy some [ __ ] there you go boston just i couldn't carry it all on one hand
2:07:30
man i felt like yeah h m jesus gliding through the aisles just grabbing [ __ ] as i went
2:07:37
it was dope it was the best experience i've had second best experience i've had
2:07:44
i once went to an american target they were fun that was sick the best experience i've had
2:07:49
came from filzer i hope that guy dies in his snp
2:07:56
because you know what phil's such an angel man i can't even
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talk [ __ ] on him he's so nice feels so nice man i can't i can't even
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pretend he's like one of the most awesome streamers oh [ __ ]
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in his smp i mean his world whoops the hardcore world show the knives
2:08:20
i can't there's too many in the inspector oh do you wanna see the new one i got i saw this video of a girl
2:08:25
describing a femme boy and i knew that you would love it i can't click the link
2:08:31
hold on i'll just literally type it into youtube i'm not deranged no i won't that's too
2:08:37
long i can copy hold on
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what oh no i can only copy your what
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that's [ __ ] dumb
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that's so [ __ ] stupid i can't do it um what the [ __ ] now i want to see it real
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bad [Music]
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rose if i had my way there would only be seven planets in the solar system because i would destroy uranus
2:09:17
like coming on a while away you know you're not getting any free
2:09:30
merch i am actually typing in the url
2:09:41
boys are the new chats you may not like it but this is what pique mail looks like it started with anime and from
2:09:47
there it spread into tick-tock in one direction fanfics life imitates art rumor has it but now the fanboys even
2:09:54
walk among us not just they're [ __ ] finding out man
2:10:00
dope i don't like this goddamn crossover you've weeb [ __ ] v-tubers you stay in
2:10:06
your own goddamn lane just figures of our wealth as fantasies but as real living men that's right the odds that
2:10:12
you can go to mcdonald's for a 10 piece without seeing a fanboy are no longer what the [ __ ] does she know who i dude
2:10:18
dude dude my most famous stream fries bruh go 100
2:10:25
in fact it may even fall to zero once the ronald mcdonald fanboy amendment passes in congress how did this happen
2:10:31
and why are we so into it how did the fanboys hold so much power over humanity
2:10:39
what the [ __ ] this is so [ __ ] good lucy player this shit's funny is it like
2:10:44
this is a whole like is this like a series or is it a twitch highlight this is [ __ ] great
2:10:51
oh [ __ ] it's just regular videos [ __ ] yeah i'll subscribe as one of the leading coomers
2:10:57
researchers of the fanboy species i will answer all of that and more but let's start by getting a full picture of a
2:11:03
fanboy in our minds and try not to achieve that by opening any incognito the voice makes me uncomfortable i don't
2:11:10
know what it is i it's listen you just need to watch more of this [ __ ]
2:11:16
it's just like a like a it's like pain right like you've got to if you experience a lot of pain you'll
2:11:22
get used to it and then you can cope with people doing the ara [ __ ] you know am i even allowed apparently you can't
2:11:28
sit on touch but you know what i mean you know [ __ ] you can listen to people go do the [ __ ] high pitch like
2:11:34
voice you know i can't do it so i'm not i can't do an impression the uh wolf [ __ ] i
2:11:41
i don't know if it's real or not but listen i i i'm in one niche there in another f1 and then since you already
2:11:47
sell nfsw stockings when do you sell nfsw pictures
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and boys are made up of three key ingredients and the most common misconception by far is that a film boy
2:12:00
is a man with feminine traits is this true the answer is it's complicated i can see you raising your hand in protest
2:12:07
lucy how the [ __ ] can someone be a fanboy if they're not feminine it's in the name i knew you were stupid but i
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expected more from a teacher yeah actually i'd [ __ ] i'd argue that point i'd say that a fanboy is a man
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with feminine traits i'm interested in generate like you hold your horses a family immediately it's
2:12:25
called a degenerate can certainly have feminine traits but a man who likes to wear skirts and simultaneously rocks a
2:12:31
hagrid gambly thor beard is no less a fanboy than the one who shaves his armpits that's
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they're shaved it's better shaved i have this car i had this conversation today the armpits are better shaved
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universally better the the woman doing my nails the light she was 20 [ __ ] had a boyfriend talking
2:12:51
about like yep shit's better i'm right about this i i don't know what the [ __ ] is wrong
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with you people shave your goddamn armpits you animals men i'm speaking directly to men shave
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your [ __ ] armpits you ever uh got annoyed that you have to put on deodorant you won't if you were [ __ ]
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shave your armpits there is no smell maybe i'm just that sort of person where i don't smell or i'm used to it but like
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dude the smell the sweat [ __ ] it was a ten before and now it's on one
2:13:23
i'm sorry about dude shave your goddamn armpits man
2:13:29
armpit is a hygiene man it's hygiene it should be considered hygiene in [ __ ] 20 years from now it's going to be that everyone's going
2:13:35
to be doing that people are going to be like oh drama back in the [ __ ] 60s where every man like women with a giant
2:13:40
bush vagina it's going to be the same thing but with men with armpits would you ever consider doing a fam boy makeup
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slash outfit constructive critique stream for your viewers to submit their photos for tips and critique nothing too
2:13:53
mean-spirited just sounds like fun i i am not capable
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of being that positive i
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know i will [ __ ] up and i will say something that is gonna sound mean because i'm gonna say like
2:14:13
like dude even if it's like a good criticism like i'm gonna say like well i don't know what does it like a
2:14:19
[ __ ] you're a your contour you're the [ __ ] okay
2:14:24
you're you've put you [ __ ] i don't know what to say i don't know it's hard man like
2:14:29
save your armpits ugh shave your [ __ ] armpits it's like um the llama enough it's just
2:14:35
like it's just a car it's birmingham it happens all the time there's oh yeah um hold on just to prove my point hold on one
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second i know i'm distracted uh as i was coming back from
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car crash car crash car crash as i was coming back nice there was
2:14:54
going handcuffs though which was weird but he was like pretty chill like they were just [ __ ] vibing so odd
2:15:00
um chevy armpits car crash car alarm what was he saying
2:15:07
there was something else hey illuminator thank you
2:15:13
you're a sub let's [ __ ] go i love you
2:15:18
um what was i saying i was saying a thing i definitely was
2:15:24
hot women walking on the streets yeah they got distracted turn their head too fast [ __ ] car went into a pole
2:15:30
skidded negative oh yeah i can't be like oh
2:15:35
you need to contour more there because your nose is a little big i'm allowed to say that because i have a big nose you
2:15:41
need to do that more because that's that your nose is a little bigger like guy chin's little little big there for that body body boy
2:15:48
you gotta fix that or like your eyebrows is shitty [ __ ] fix them you know it feels mean i can't do that and not feel
2:15:55
mean even if it's like i'd like dude i get it if i was [ __ ] dude if someone if a professional if
2:16:02
someone with more experience gave me those tips i'd be like [ __ ] yeah buddy that's dope thank you
2:16:07
i didn't know that i should contour my nose but now i do but
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well i don't want to it's so mean it feels real mean it feels real real mean i don't know i think
2:16:20
someone's asked before and i was just like ah
2:16:26
someone asked for makeup tips i'm like you need facial surgery anyway this guy and this guy they are equally
2:16:33
as fanboy as the other let that sink in cause understanding this is the first step towards becoming gigabrained it's
2:16:39
also more than just wearing feminine clothes yes every fanboy will wear
2:16:44
i'm not convinced yet i'm gonna close at some point but doing so requires another treat security see if you want to wear a
2:16:51
skirt insecurity and self-denial can stop you from doing this thus preventing you from becoming the fanboy you were
2:16:58
always meant to be so this is [ __ ] indoctrination [Laughter]
2:17:04
it is it's it's i'm i can feel it i want to put on a skirt and i'm already in one
2:17:10
all fanboys have to be secure the fanboy puts on makeup and he does not ask himself what does this say to the world
2:17:16
about the size of my package he knows his primordial hot dog is a hulking monster that swings from side to side
2:17:23
speak for yourself buddy
2:17:31
lighting can knock out an unsuspecting mammoth if anything putting on makeup only makes it grow 10 more inches you
2:17:37
think he's never been called mean names before of course he has this guy got shoved into lockers so many times as a
2:17:43
kid the very sound of a metal door slamming only arouses him further do you i was about to make that joke
2:17:50
that's about i was about to say yeah but i i was just like yeah but my [ __ ] uh
2:17:56
my boner kept the door from shutting truly believe calling this guy a girly
2:18:02
clown could make him so much as flinch [ __ ] no this it does when chad does it
2:18:09
man embodies everything that alpha podcasts try and fail to teach you the
2:18:14
important thing here is that it's not necessarily about being feminine or identifying as feminine but being at
2:18:20
peace with the fact that other people may see you that way that's the difference there good for being such a diligent student you get a cookie take
2:18:26
it take it no and the most subtle key trait of a
2:18:32
fanboy is courage yummy it's a little cringe
2:18:39
however i'm kind of into it maybe not all the boys have a lot of
2:18:45
confidence but all them boys have crashed
2:18:51
i feel like i'm getting a [ __ ] like a um what's it called like a motivational speech like you can do it buddy you can
2:18:58
do it all fanboys have courage like it should be chanted like [ __ ]
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give me a c give it up put on that's good uh ooh you've gotta go awesome [ __ ] i don't
2:19:10
know what it was uh but like you know i feel like i'm getting a [ __ ] motivational speech again i wanna
2:19:15
[ __ ] i wanna put on uh makeup on a skirt and i'm [ __ ]
2:19:25
me i'm too masculine for it would you describe a man as jackson too
2:19:31
it's not a [ __ ] atom and not an atom of
2:19:37
there's not there's no there's not an atom there is not an atom of femininity in my
2:19:42
veins i don't even have the female chromosome in matter of fact i've got an extra i've got an extra male chromosome
2:19:48
that's what they told me i got three baby oh i got matching set [ __ ]
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i got an extra one i got a neck i uh the masculine couldn't [ __ ] cope with me i'm an xx i'm an x x x y that's what
2:20:22
i am x y x x y y i got four i got so many of them i got
2:20:28
more chromosomes than you [ __ ] dick sporty goods in high heels do you just so happen to know of any famous
2:20:35
fanboys with courage ah i see that little spark of awareness in your eyes it's linked he literally owns the
2:20:42
triforce of courage window was on the cutting edge i wouldn't peg link because i mean i would
2:20:48
peg link but i wouldn't peg link as a fan boy is that a thing i've never played any of the zelda games
2:20:55
this is that like is that like a common accepted canon voice science writing the very first research papers and
2:21:01
distributing them in secrecy ocarina of time was a test to see just how much power the fanboy race truly had i can
2:21:09
only hope nintendo was satisfied with their cursed and unfathomable riches this also explains the lincoln zelda
2:21:15
confusion from normies hello iq take as it's because zelda is in the game title but no it's because no one ever looked
2:21:22
at link and then questioned the fact that he could be a girl this fanboy nature has always been an open secret
2:21:28
look at me in the eyes you know this to be true i never got unplayed it man
2:21:35
i watched the god i'm playing these [ __ ] games i feel like i lost a bit of childhood because i didn't i don't know how to play pokemon i got a i got
2:21:42
like this thing this uh opportunity to advertise a pixelmon server on minecraft
2:21:47
i still might do it but like i've never played pokemon i've never played link zelda i've never played dark
2:21:54
souls i feel like i lost never played i i played sonic i played sonic that was
2:21:59
the only thing i have i know sonic lore that's it i'm a sonic boy i don't know
2:22:05
what do i get put in like a like a like a box for that like if i say like oh i'm a sonic boy
2:22:10
you know like is that like am i a type of person like it's like a like a like a star sign thing
2:22:16
like some people play mario some people play sonic like marvel dc xbox playstation sonic
2:22:23
people that have sex i don't know the two the two groups always opposing each other
2:22:30
what i'm getting at is fanboy is a state of mind you must make a conscious decision to be a femme boy this is one
2:22:36
of the most important choices a man can ever make in his life right up there with uninstalling league of legends the
2:22:42
state of mind is euphoric
2:22:51
almost transcendental them boys have reported feelings of godhood and with the way we have all begun to worship
2:22:57
them you don't need to ask why but you're here to figure out why they're getting all the maidens i think i've
2:23:02
already made a good case for their appeal but since you've been so patient i'll dive even further into that [ __ ]
2:23:09
and show you exactly what i hated that pronunciation so much i there was something about that word there was
2:23:15
something about the way she said the word man i didn't like it i didn't like it but i did you know what i mean it was
2:23:21
it was something to happen inside of me i don't know what it was i don't know what it was god damn
2:23:27
what it is that makes us so powerful it's something about [ __ ] v2 by us into that [ __ ] and show you exactly
2:23:34
what it is that makes us so powerless before their seduction i think one i
2:23:40
thought it was a guy i s i i heard us i was like my heart my [ __ ] heart
2:23:47
okay one thing that bears mentioning is that women are hot as [ __ ] many people are saying this even straight women will
2:23:54
say this for example take a nice soft pair of booba even the most hetero of hetero girls will appreciate a good set
2:24:01
when she sees one not to herself thank you yes those are well shaped we can't do you ever think that if you were like
2:24:07
even if you were like straight dude that like if you saw the perfect set of balls
2:24:14
i'm gonna stop and i'll bet no one is immune to the pull of the booba so imagine us when we
2:24:21
see a nice pair of good guys and a mini skirt you think we give a [ __ ] who it belongs to no we appreciate it as any
2:24:27
god-fearing citizen should we also have the strong allure of pegging sometimes
2:24:33
you just want to know what it's like to control the motion of the ocean now to be fair i'm theorycrafting here because
2:24:39
i've never been blessed with this opportunity will we get bored of doing it within a few minutes maybe will we
2:24:44
therefore appreciate the work men put in towards doing all that movement almost definitely not but will it [ __ ] sucks
2:24:51
man it's so it's it's so [ __ ] dude i think that's the reason why most dudes
2:24:56
like [ __ ] because there's no [ __ ] effort involved you can just [ __ ] stay just dead fish it you know you'll
2:25:02
be fine as someone that hasn't been pegged yet i
2:25:09
i don't know women have more core strength right so it's like a you know
2:25:15
i swear to god i've heard that somewhere like women have more core strength yeah we found more core strengths so
2:25:21
it's like an easier [ __ ] job to do it's gotta be a thing
2:25:26
honestly if you think about it right
2:25:31
if you think about it real hard if women have more core strength than guys and guys are meant to be [ __ ] and then we invented strap-ons
2:25:40
do we not design do we not design intercourse better than
2:25:45
god change my mind change my mind you can't
2:25:52
you can't [ __ ] we enjoy the feeling pegging is okay you have superiority and power absolutely the fanboy is willing
2:25:59
to give his partner the illusion of power because he knows he has control over all man-made elements be fierce
2:26:06
nothing they are the true avatars of our time and a puny little strap can't
2:26:11
threaten him and this next part may be shocking oh yes they can boys are also chats it's surprising because
2:26:19
where the [ __ ] where the [ __ ] is it i've been waiting for this day
2:26:29
i've been waiting to hear it buddy we got one we got one
2:26:35
she admitted it [Music]
2:26:40
[Applause] [Music] [Applause] [ __ ] yeah baby we got one we got one
2:26:46
woman to them that's a second really
2:26:51
listen chads want to get with them boys we all know this which means the chads
2:26:56
are [ __ ] fanboys but if chads are doing that then the boys are also [ __ ] chats read that a different way
2:27:02
fanboys are [ __ ] chat after all what's the main trait of a fanboy right
2:27:08
his security i don't know about you but being secure sounds like a chat trait to me a man who's secure enough is willing
2:27:14
to hold your hand in public and introduce you to other people as his girlfriend oh we're so impressed by the
2:27:20
absolute bare minimum they also play into the house husband fantasy we don't talk about it often but every woman
2:27:27
fantasizes about being the breadwinner and coming home to a submissive guy who already has food cooked for them and will let them use their body as a foot
2:27:33
rest bonus points for a mate dressing cat ears even
2:27:39
i need a truth check women women women only no chads allowed all fanboys
2:27:44
i need a women only i need a gender-based truth check here
2:27:52
house husband hmm i could do that [ __ ] dude [ __ ] i didn't just go out there and um
2:28:00
i don't know get paid equally for once [ __ ] losers good lord so i can be the house husband
2:28:06
god damn it i just want to wear the goddamn mate dress and [ __ ] cook that's it how hard is that
2:28:13
go become a software engineer god damn it how hard could it be
2:28:19
better if he does a little pose and goes like yeah mistress the moment
2:28:35
if all the women he's with are pegging him now this is a great question
2:28:40
i would i we're on the gun same page that is a great question it's almost the same question as if i punch you with my left
2:28:46
hand but i'm right-handed did i really punch you at all maybe the real question should be
2:28:54
let's think i won through for a minute i don't know that's a great allegory
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i don't know that's a great allegory i think if you i don't make sense if you want to use
2:29:07
fists into it it's like if i'm right-handed and i fist you but with my left hand did you even get
2:29:14
fist it doesn't make any kind of sense man not a great analogy an algae algae and
2:29:21
allegory same thing am i experiencing true happiness if i don't even know what that prostate do god put it there for a
2:29:28
reason i'm just saying you should think about why and then we have the second most common question are all fanboys
2:29:34
breathable is pegging a required initiation ritual allow me to ease your fears the answer to this is no well it's
2:29:41
fine me encouraged to enjoy the old strap dominant and infertile thumb boys
2:29:46
exist in drills and are inherently valid what the [ __ ] i thought i was the first person to come up with dominant
2:29:52
infertile was i the last person to come up with dominant and infertile this was a joke that was around before i
2:29:58
came up with it are you kidding me think of femme boy wearing a skirt you're not possibly in charge of the
2:30:03
shall we say pistoning that's the problem of your imagination but i am in charge of the pissing
2:30:11
because of the because why because i like piss
2:30:16
problem that real stacy's like myself don't oh my god perhaps the most important question of all is number
2:30:22
three this sounds great should i become a fanboy if so how i'm glad you're asking yourself the big the tutorial
2:30:28
let's just know we're all here for you first ask yourself if you're willing to lock the path of true enlightenment how
2:30:34
many doujins for a stalfon link do you even have downloaded because i'll tell you right now it's not enough becoming a
2:30:40
fanboy is hard work and will require you to train your mind far beyond its limits you think becoming a super saiyan looks
2:30:46
difficult saying quit while you're ahead and boys rarely take on apprentices and if you want to attract a fanboy very
2:30:53
true i'm sick of you people asking me to take on apprentices this what i mean with giving constructive criticism i will not
2:30:59
lend out my tips for free should i start a master class
2:31:08
seth write that down seth write that down business idea finster femboy master
2:31:13
write that down by sensei you're gonna need to start training now and most importantly are
2:31:19
your goals pure are you becoming a fanboy for pure selfish gain or are you trying to make the world a brighter
2:31:24
place with your thigh eyes we have so many cloud chasers as it is and true fanboys can sense if that's your goal
2:31:31
wanting stems is not enough you must want to cleanse the world of its wicked ways and introduce them to femme boy
2:31:37
freedom many of the fanboy rituals are kept secret from us weep girls but i know that once you become a fanboy
2:31:43
you'll be expected to teach other men how to do the same it's an ancient tradition that is my first time catching
2:31:49
your stream since you won't give out your tips for free will this suffice
2:31:57
you get one tip you get one tip for that for that 500 bits
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invest in a good conditioner for hair and no i was going to give you another tip
2:32:10
i won't give you another tip you get one you get one yourself put into a tick-tock youtube
2:32:16
fanboy compilation hair is very important hair is very important i want you to imagine me bold
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and then tell me that you'd still give me 550 bits exactly hair is very important i don't
2:32:29
think this is the right career path for you buddy well my dear students we've covered a lot of important grounds in
2:32:34
today's lesson whatever you do with this information let's all take a moment to give the fanboys in the world a round of
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applause there's a little
2:32:50
welcome boy and all of us i believe just like there's a little bit of water inside of us or a lot of water like
2:32:55
seventy percent or something who the [ __ ] manages oh i can tell you the liquid inside of me ain't water look at
2:33:01
these statistics who was finding out that humans are 70 water despite having no scientific experience i'm positive
2:33:07
there are no reasonable methods are we training humans like water balloons and measuring the [ __ ] dried out carcass
2:33:12
in the water against each other to determine this or is this just knowledge bestowed upon us mysteriously by femme
2:33:17
boys and we are cursed and never understand where was i going with this oh yeah submit yourself to the fanboy
2:33:23
overlords or paris agreed agreed agreed great video great
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youtube channel steve harrington [ __ ] you we'll be back with more i'm gonna comment
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incredibly correct possibly
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the most correct sentences to be strong
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together ever nice nice
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nice great this video is a top notch [ __ ] yeah i mean that one was pretty sweet that
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was dope oh my god
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oh my god
2:34:14
that's sick that was dope i'm saying what a popular video she has
2:34:19
it looks like um she's also a degenerate so i think that's why we got along so well um
2:34:26
that's why i vibed with the video so much weeb girls explained by a weeb girl
2:34:31
i kind of want weeb guys explained richard i've stopped at a really good point of weebitude
2:34:38
don't count straight okay i stopped at a very good point of weebatude we girls explained it's good okay i'll watch it
2:34:44
like i watched i watched all the classics i watched death note i watched
2:34:49
mob psycho i watched i watched all of them that people be like you have to watch this i watched all of the ones that people have that reaction to
2:34:56
the normal people that have that reaction oh blockers you're welcome um
2:35:01
i watched all those i watched death note i watched [ __ ] fmab i don't remember that one that was i watched um
2:35:09
my hero academia most of it i watched um i've been watching [ __ ]
2:35:15
uh doctor whatever it was dr stone i watched [ __ ] attack on titan baby full metal alchemy
2:35:23
yeah dude formal outcomes brotherhood was the first one actually warden the ed the minecraft editor uh and
2:35:28
modded extraordinaire on the channel and just overall sweetheart recommended to if i was gonna get into anime to watch
2:35:34
that one and then the [ __ ] the [ __ ] what was the girl the dog
2:35:40
girl oh my god all right that scared the [ __ ] out of me
2:35:47
what the camera dude oh my [ __ ] god
2:35:53
i almost swore it off i almost never watched another anime again that was horrible horrible
2:35:59
horrible i don't know what fma is sort of online i haven't watched soda online i've watched neon genesis even
2:36:05
i've watched that even though it's [ __ ] aesthetic as [ __ ] ranma i haven't seen that
2:36:12
oh my god akira i watched akira i'm sure you pronounced that differently but you know
2:36:18
for my lovers oh same [ __ ] thing i watched the brotherhood one though because that was like the new i watched
2:36:23
whatever the newer one was i don't care um
2:36:30
bible black no that's what i mean i've watched the genuine like these the [ __ ] top-notch of the top-notch ones
2:36:37
assassination classroom is pretty [ __ ] great too um dude that was the weirdest one
2:36:43
assassination classroom was like just a fun old time and then at the end
2:36:48
made me cry like oh oh oh
2:36:54
like it [ __ ] i didn't realize i was that invested into it until it ended it was great anyway
2:37:01
but i start that that's why i stopped and watched that reminder with your skin so well
2:37:06
what do you mean like these are my [ __ ] skin like look here's here's this is my spot right
2:37:13
there or there even i like chest [ __ ] random thing like look dude i'll zoom in
2:37:19
it's my [ __ ] skin it's my skin bro this [ __ ] got look at
2:37:24
that it's my skin bro it's not blended in i'm just i just i
2:37:30
i'm just just hot i'm just hot i'm just hot chat
2:37:37
tell him boobs are real not hrt by the way just fyi
2:37:44
just it's hard to convince people now but i am half is the story one medicated
2:37:49
when he gets straight by water he turns into a woman his dad turns into a panda
2:37:55
it's very funny but very old db's old can i ruin all of your impressions of me
2:38:02
i watch dubbed i watch dubbed is that okay
2:38:07
is it a good dub or is it one of the garbage dubs and i'll just watch it normally but if it's a good double watch dubbed
2:38:14
i'm not i'm not i'm not a monster i will i will watch dubbed as my default but if
2:38:19
it's [ __ ] then i will change i'm not i'm not insane
2:38:28
it's you know come on i think i got i think i i heard the first line of squid game dub
2:38:35
and then yeah no bueno um so i swapped
2:38:40
but you know i watch [ __ ] yeah
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dub decor sponsor okay fine watch the weeb joyce soldier you are the chosen one this ancient knowledge has been kept
2:38:57
under lock and key for centuries but today i will go against the girl code lore and expose one of our most
2:39:03
confusing species to you but keep quiet about it the last thing i want is for
2:39:08
barbie herself the weave girlfriend i want is actually one i have no idea about at all
2:39:16
like i've only wha i've only met one girl that's ever liked anime and she was
2:39:24
insane like my voice cracked thinking about it she
2:39:30
was insane but there is also riza who is also insane
2:39:36
so reese's [ __ ] nuts and the other girl that i know that is into anime or was into anime was also nuts she bought
2:39:43
a real death note no selfies this is high school ah [ __ ] i really should she bought a
2:39:50
real death note into our into our high school music class our music class in high school
2:39:56
and um she would write down people's names in it that annoyed her
2:40:02
and i i had i didn't know what the [ __ ] anime was so i had to ask her to explain it to me
2:40:07
and good lord it sounded dumb then and then i watched death note and it sounds even dumber now
2:40:14
for you when you are in girl mode good lord but also knowing you're a dude isn't a deal breaker
2:40:20
honest question is a guy for me to have a thing for you or anything girl my but knowing you do i wouldn't well
2:40:27
it's not gay it might be a little bi
2:40:36
it might be a little butch based behavior the sexuality term you're looking for is
2:40:42
based actually so start identifying as that instead
2:40:48
the descent from the sky to strike me down and shoot her sick laser beam eyes into my heart killing me instantly
2:40:56
i want a v-tube model actually maybe i do want that just do whatever you want with this knowledge then um let's talk
2:41:03
anatomy the weep girl in many ways resembles the leap dude if there's one reference if there's
2:41:08
one reference to a girl in real life having a death notebook i will i i will [ __ ] and come
2:41:15
instantly but this is a diagram of every part of her body right here is the brain where she considers learning japanese
2:41:21
solely so she can play untranslated yaoi visual novels these are her hands which she will use to write omega verse fan
2:41:28
fiction with and these are her glasses which her near-sighted ass will use to watch tick-tock then boys dance in mini
2:41:34
skirts which leads me to this part which is where she stores all of her regret of which there is many you know that like
2:41:40
one that one like that the hips mean whether it's just like what is that thing while they go like that or
2:41:45
something i gotta do that [ __ ] i gotta make a video like that i'm gonna do that one day [ __ ] holding to my word i'll do it
2:41:52
socially speaking there are even more similarities shared with wheat boys such as social functioning i don't know how
2:41:58
to put this nicely they just don't function well in normal society no don't get me wrong there's social awkwardness
2:42:05
i'm i'm right there i'm right there i'm right i'm i'm right there i'm right i was right about i'm i'm mentally just
2:42:11
linking it back to that one girl i know awful socially i sat next to her not knowing not
2:42:17
knowing what i was getting into get getting myself into but my name was not written down in the death notebook and that's why i think i'm still alive today
2:42:24
this is different in terms of overall uh effect the weep girl is unthreatening in
2:42:29
the sense that she won't scare anyone because her arms are too weak to carry her groceries back and she was scary one
2:42:35
trip much less deal actual damage with a sucker punch so little weep she was scary
2:42:41
she was scary bro she uh she scared the [ __ ] out of me she scared the [ __ ] out of me girl is
2:42:47
talking your ear off your first thought isn't am i gonna die here but rather she also wanted to put makeup on me so maybe
2:42:54
there is this link between anime and liking fanboys the animator the anime weeb girl to
2:43:00
fanboy lover pipeline great how long is this gonna take on the plus side they actually shower on a regular basis and
2:43:07
that sets them apart from your average boy scientists have been struggling for years to find out why this is but the
2:43:14
answer is actually pretty simple it's because the normie girls more on them in a later video are great at bullying the
2:43:21
cringe out of weep girls from a young age or at least convincing them to hide it and store the cringe for later
2:43:26
purposes like becoming a youtuber which many weep girls will do or attempt and i don't know what a fourth wall is so
2:43:32
unlike her male counterpart the girl will actually use deodorant an evolutionary trait we've been
2:43:40
doesn't sound accurate trying to fuse into the wee boys for decades all to no avail another thing the beating the
2:43:46
cringe out of you is very is very you know that that's very much the thing i think that like the entirety of of like
2:43:53
uh schooling after like the age of 12 it's just a constant like why'd you do that
2:43:59
[ __ ] cringe bro like that it's a there was a different word for it i swear i'm not that old but we used a
2:44:05
different word i wasn't old enough to call anything lame though that's lame
2:44:11
uh but yeah that was a that was a con it's a pretty constant thing edgy oh my god
2:44:17
edgy dude oh i was prime time for edgy stuff dude oh
2:44:23
it was great i loved it i was gonna say lame that's lame you promised bob plate so i'm expecting
2:44:29
an extreme uh dude okay hold on i filmed a tick tock i filmed i filmed
2:44:36
half of a tech talk no i won't i won't no i'm not gonna tell you i'm not gonna tell you it's a surprise this is a price
2:44:43
is a surprise should i carry on playing that or not just feminize yourself buddy i'm [ __ ] working on it man what else
2:44:50
can i do chat chat how can i how else can i how can i feminize this what else can i
2:44:57
do give me a thing i'll do it [Music]
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all of it's everything you've said my god
2:45:14
hrt surgery suck dick hrt heels
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pp gone hrt hrt butt plug good lord
2:45:25
do your lashes they are eyelash extensions for three weeks butt plug again
2:45:31
girl voice nose piercing suck dildo
2:45:37
don't worry i'm writing this all down i'm doing it all i'll do it all later today paint nails they're already done
2:45:43
buddy all right hot pink gel toenails and [ __ ] acrylic well that means
2:45:50
fake nails fake gel nails [ __ ] dude singer him none like behavior
2:46:00
what can you get no shot is there a version of maidenless but for men
2:46:05
like is there what's maiden but like for a guy
2:46:12
go work as a maid i'm down lip plumper i'm down
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same with everything else i may i'm doing it all lordless lord suiterless chadlers
2:46:24
oh these are [ __ ] great nightless i like that one
2:46:32
but plug month all right boys hold on i got a donation gotta make hold on let me do it
2:46:39
don't know goal all right let's end that goal new title
2:46:52
uh there we go month uh that and then
2:46:58
uh random number and then perfect all right there it is
2:47:08
there it is boys i don't know if we'll hit this one
2:47:14
i don't know if we'll hit it boys i don't know oh no did i make the number did i make
2:47:21
that did i make that ten dollars i meant to write ten thousand oh no whatever will i do
2:47:29
if i hit the goal uh oh
2:47:34
i'm changing it really really quick super fast uh oh i made a mistake
2:47:43
hopefully no one will donate ten dollars
2:48:13
and
2:48:23
enjoy i got it i must have got that first i must have got that first i must have got
2:48:30
to it first do this but guess what baby multiple people
2:48:35
donated ten dollars i made [ __ ] 10 bucks
2:48:40
oh god there it is i made twenty dollars
2:48:47
stand oh my god thank you for the thanks for that
2:48:58
i saw it turning group no dude i've been training aim labs for [ __ ] ages now you didn't see [ __ ] i got that [ __ ] in a
2:49:04
fraction of a millisecond that's because i'm trained to do as a professional gamer
2:49:14
[ __ ] didn't clip [ __ ] i kinda wanna know
2:49:20
i kinda wanna know i think i got it i wanna know i don't know what i'm gonna say
2:49:36
[ __ ] suitless lordless lordless lordless lordless behavior
2:49:44
sure bobs buddy you can see them whenever you want you
2:49:50
just gotta ask politely um
2:49:58
lordless behavior from your chat
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i'm going to disable this donation goal what the [ __ ]
2:50:13
legally he has to what did you do with your p.o box of dildos they're literally all in one draw
2:50:19
there there's one on my desk there's like there's one in the army of boobs there's like a butt plug in the army of
2:50:25
boobs and then like um [Music] a drawer of random [ __ ] that people sent
2:50:31
me mostly dildos but also occasionally like random things that i couldn't tell if it
2:50:36
was nsfw but it's all in there i keep them in one draw
2:50:42
you haven't had another one at all i know i haven't no guys no one's really sent me any any recent sex toys the
2:50:49
draw's been i haven't had to open that draw in a [ __ ] long time dude there's dust inside that [ __ ] now
2:50:55
i can't put that up my ass what the [ __ ]
2:51:01
having a dusty crack what the [ __ ] no shot you ever give the matters party favors
2:51:07
no but that's such a [ __ ] funny idea i've been shipped i haven't been given many uh dildos but
2:51:12
i've been given a lot of butt plugs like i guess i got sent like packs of them i could 100 give out butt plugs as party
2:51:19
favors that's [ __ ] funny
2:51:24
that's a funny idea i might do that if i ever have if i ever make a friend i'll do that
2:51:36
[ __ ] maybe more bunny selfies for insta maybe
2:51:41
maybe not who knows uh i'll see disney i asked disnick uh disney's everyone oh
2:51:46
disney's in the chat let's [ __ ] go disney uh i'm sure will clip me go making all cutesy poses and [ __ ] um but
2:51:52
i'll take a quick i'll take a quick selfie oh my god i gotta run in my tights
2:52:00
that sentence came fully out of my mouth before i realized what i was saying like that was a thought that just was like
2:52:07
and it was i was still having the thought as i was saying it you know what i mean and it came
2:52:12
i said it all and now i regret it i would have kept that in if i wasn't thinking of something
2:52:19
i've dug myself a hole
2:52:30
that's a good picture actually from your angle
2:52:52
[Music]
2:52:58
i was like [ __ ] bent the wrong way look at that what the [ __ ] scoliosis [ __ ]
2:53:10
that was such a [ __ ] picture jesus i need to go on like [ __ ] instagram for filtered
2:53:32
dude i swear to god hey you want to know another free tip do you want a free tip oh my god oh crazy
2:53:39
what the [ __ ] learn to pose i swear to god if i see another [ __ ] hold on let me take a photo like i see
2:53:44
half of you people take photos look at this i swear to god you take photos like this
2:53:52
and you end up with like [ __ ] that looks [ __ ] stupid it looks dumb stop doing that
2:53:58
it's a [ __ ] angle you look like a facebook mom yeah i don't know why that like why that's a thing that you immediately
2:54:04
reach for it to take stop stop that like low angles all the way back not
2:54:09
even low just do like eye height or above like a little bit
2:54:14
above not like a lot like a little bit come on
2:54:20
disney can you send me the photo can you send me a photo of me taking a selfie so i can post it on twitter and
2:54:26
caption it maidenless behavior so i can get hot women in dms thanks
2:54:34
cool lordless behavior
2:54:42
oh [ __ ] but yeah um
2:54:50
yeah what was i saying yeah stop taking photos weirdly dumbass
2:54:58
also like recognize lighting don't don't be in harsh lighting if you need to just just have ambien
2:55:03
like put a light on like behind you you know bounce it off the [ __ ] wall
2:55:10
don't have shadows on your face if you're not like perfect bone structure
2:55:15
that's how it works or you're you you can either have perfect bone structure or already no lighting to a professional
2:55:22
degree otherwise soft lighting easy as [ __ ] to take a good photo with
2:55:28
the only thing better is if you actually know how to do lighting and make it look good but like
2:55:33
the [ __ ] it's like a nine versus a ten like yeah my case all right dude this lighting's
2:55:39
not amazing too i got like overhead lighting and [ __ ] i got like basically i have look if i
2:55:45
like my strategy is just to put a [ __ ] uh and browse google tab open
2:55:52
if i open up youtube or something and it gets like more boring but then when it's brighter then whoa cool so exciting you
2:55:57
know it's so cool um i've also gone on like i've gone on google before
2:56:03
and just searched like pink i just searched like image texture pink
2:56:09
and then i go on it and i open it in a new tab by the size of plug so we can be okay with the smallest one you have
2:56:24
i'm busy giving people and then look at this
2:56:30
that's a screenshot by the way disney look at that lighting
2:56:39
hold on i gotta take a photo of that jeez hold on boys
2:56:45
i got work to do
2:57:09
dude that's [ __ ] sick that's sick see what i mean dude it's so easy
2:57:16
it's so easy lighting's blooding simple just have three monitors
2:57:21
easy bro easy bro look at this look at this look at this you just [ __ ] open image of pink on a monitor
2:57:28
[ __ ] simple as [ __ ] do you still have the other camera
2:57:36
no you call that light pink wash or see i
2:57:41
don't even know what the [ __ ] that is oh i've still got a can of water
2:57:47
oh it's like [ __ ] warm
2:57:52
i don't want warm water dude psychopath uh psychopath sort of [ __ ] look at me
2:57:59
you know [ __ ] kind of warm water over there
2:58:11
this one's more much more like exposing what i look like in like if you were standing right there this is what you'd
2:58:16
see like this is this is more like real life i think this one's more like the
2:58:21
camera's all pretty and [ __ ] but like this one's just like hey [ __ ] zoom meeting time you know
2:58:30
skin color oh the skin color on top that's a all of that is boobs all of that is boobs and a glock
2:58:36
15 months also looking submissive and breathable my guy
2:58:45
you're goddamn right you're goddamn right you're goddamn right
2:58:50
my subscriber count oh [ __ ] i'm at 420 subs buddy 420 000 subs buddy
2:58:59
whoa um [ __ ] yeah also uh no i'm not i'm not putting a
2:59:07
butt plug is it that hard isn't that hard for you to realize
2:59:13
no butt plug shelby had a buddy yet
2:59:19
oh my [ __ ] god although i have numerous amounts i'm sorry yeah why did you put it up
2:59:25
then i wanted to make ten dollars they call listen if youtubers can do
2:59:31
nft scams and crypto scams if logan paul can do it i can do a butt
2:59:36
plug scam ask yourself honestly would you rather be scammed out of 10
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for a butt plug or 50 000 for an nft so
2:59:48
ask yourself honestly which one's worse
2:59:54
but plug nft time seth get your [ __ ] mind out of the gutter
3:00:00
[Music] and get it into my [ __ ] notes page so i can write that [ __ ] down
3:00:05
lipstick holes and heels every day when i wear these i obey
3:00:12
i obey i obey buddy
3:00:18
hot but jesus i obey yes that's what i do i chant myself that
3:00:24
in the morning every day it goes right along yep
3:00:30
i remember i had a i just remembered a core memory i had i swear to god unironically i have brushed my teeth in
3:00:37
the morning did my skin care and was really impressed myself and whispered to my i looked at myself in the mirror when
3:00:42
like based and then walked out i did that in real life
3:00:48
and then i forgot about it like it was normal like that was a normal thing for a human to do
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what the [ __ ] what's wrong with me so sigma yep
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but i'm going to swap it to um i'm going to swap it to
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whatever that guy said i'm going to swap it to um
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i guess the submissive kink that this entire chat has wait can i ask you a real question
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i think i've asked this before but we're more on core demographic now because like [ __ ] 1am
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and i i lost like [ __ ] 2 000 people because i did walks and [ __ ] but i want to know
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sub or dom you personally i want to know i want that as a vote i want that as a poll
3:01:44
you personally chat personally you don't have to vote so well dumb there's no such thing as a
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switch you don't exist it's such a cop-out you get one or the
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other if you choose switch you're [ __ ] lying and you know it deep inside you you
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meditate on that [ __ ] for a while you'll realize it you're you're giving in to your own [ __ ]
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what's up i want it as a pole mod m and i just woke up xd
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oh [ __ ] nice it's uh 12 47 a.m uh in fact on my on my
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explorer two i can tell you that it's actually uh 8 p.m in the eastern standard time
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zone yo quarter 2. 12 minutes to that
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so for every 10 mcdonald that adds another plug right chat that's the deal he made right
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i believe it adds one plug for every 10 dono i think that's the rules we we went over very very specific you're all
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[ __ ] subs you're all bottom [ __ ] i knew it i
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[ __ ] knew it i had a suspicion for a very long time i just want you to all know you are all
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lesser because of that
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i just want you to all know i'm seeing the sub vote is currently at 69 oh it
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dropped down to 67 come on let's get that [ __ ] up god come on come on we gotta end that [ __ ] at 69 percent of the votes um
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come on subs don't you dare switch don't exist finn it's pride month you are
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invalidating tons of people in the chat prepare to be cancelled also i'm dom
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with women sub with men
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sorry i want to add a third option on there just for john based
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okay now i'm not a bottom [ __ ] crying face emoji no dom has ever wrote
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the crying face emoji in their entire [ __ ] life i want you to think about that think about that deeply
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less than 500 people don't know a voted from 2 000 viewers true people are people are scared also i am usually the
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middle so i am neither middle middle middle
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that's sick what a what if jesus christ what a flex holy [ __ ] that's that's
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pretty dope i've never seen like a a better like uh
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like subtle flex than that that's great okay that's chad behavior
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okay so aura wow that divides pretty well so it's basically like
3:04:45
one third of you are dumbs and then 66 percent of you are subs so how the [ __ ] do i go about marketing
3:04:52
myself now like do i do i what do i where's my whip [Music]
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um where's i need a weapon um
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not not that tired of weapon i reckon i need a a different one than this a less harsh one than this
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um
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no that's bad too um that's pretty hardcore um i don't know what i did with the whips i
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forgot where it was i forgot about the whips i lost my whips
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ruler i don't know ruler who measures anything anymore
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don't answer that you can't you're a sub for sure
3:05:48
handcuffs i do have handcuffs but currently the woman in the
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basement's kind of using them so i'll take him off eventually
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so i can't really show you
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probably should check on her yeah she's probably fine um
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not a sub
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would love for you to be my dom incubus oh [ __ ] that's sick i'd say more of a swing
3:06:29
some more switch um i could do that do walk already [ __ ] did
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rose for dominatrix type dumb if you agree bro the uh i'm i reckon i could pull it off
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that's a lie i really don't i think i get really awkward about it dude i've done the [ __ ] like just regular sex
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talk thing and i'm bad at that so there's no [ __ ] way i'm gonna be able to i did it on um on video with [ __ ]
3:06:57
i had to get warden's help some dude was i was [ __ ] with people on some discord server and some guy messaged me
3:07:02
like i felt justified in messing with him because he was talking about like how he wanted to cheat on his girlfriend so i
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was like [ __ ] with him and but i didn't know what the [ __ ] to say because it was so awkward i don't know how to
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play into it um 100 because he obviously i'd like gone on
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the servers like posing as a as a huamen as an attractive woman um
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when really i am a goblin a male goblin a grease
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a grease gremlin a goblin awful creature of the night
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um i mean already in latex i'm not in latex this is just like a fabric which is
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pretty sick by the way like look at this it's just like you can't even tell how it's being held up it's crazy you won't
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even know okay you can't even tell wow if i took this [ __ ] skirt off it
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immediately becomes danger mode but you also do get to see my thighs and that will make viewer account go up [Music]
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since i pay i can say what i want agavarangarika tiramikuro
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nice i don't know what that means but pog did i bet you it's cool
3:08:16
you don't know before i knew i recognized the name you said before you said you didn't specify the size of plug so it would be okay with the smallest
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one good night beloved gremlin princess
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oh that was cute thank you thanks for five bucks dude you wanna see this do you wanna sit
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[Music] see this thing like
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god [ __ ] i'm late i got longer nails the nails are longer than last time and it's like thrown off
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my whole [ __ ] but um oh god i don't i can do that better i
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got a good combo move going look at this [ __ ] hold on i can do it
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dude the hard moves at the end it's at this point no i was so close look at the run in my
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night um
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kinda it wasn't clean but i did it cool right cool right pretty so pretty
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sick can we see your whole outfit yeah but i'm in look i'm in a skirt so you can't really see it but like rose's
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first reel of shoot needs to be done bunny girl just
3:09:43
just to memorize a bit dude jesus now i know who my audience is
3:09:50
a falling knife has no handle true but you know it's not a knife
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you think there will ever be stuff like fan mails i'll take the skirt off and put heels on
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but i'm not standing up again this thing will be stuff like fan meets uh not when i'm ever dressed up
3:10:10
i'm not gonna organize a fan me i think that's very 2012 youtube but
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you know i'll go to events and [ __ ] where i'll see people um but i'm not gonna be dressed up for [ __ ] any of it because oh my god
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no all right quickly vote on that skirt or no skirt but don't don't get me
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wrong you will jeopardize the ability for me to stand up so no skirt plus heels
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or skirt plus heels but bearing in mind that i will not stand up in
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no skirt so just fyi i want to vote on it give me a
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vote chat on a poll hell yeah [ __ ] it's girl month now
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ah that's a pain in the ass that's a good note i had a good note
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there oh can i talk to you about a thing you guys uh were dumb as [ __ ] before i was
3:11:08
talking to sad about it you guys were being so stupid i gave you such an out like i gave you such a good idea
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and you were dumb real dumb very whiny little girl stop shut the
3:11:21
[ __ ] up you went for a slot walk yes um look so what are you wearing down do the
3:11:27
[ __ ] pole the uh look so i i did i think i
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mentioned it before so basically here's the schedule there's a whole other [ __ ]
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chad so
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the red right there are all the so for example right like
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every time that there's the red there the eyelashes are off no makeup at all
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titties not on every day no skirt i can enjoy a little bit of masculinity however i realized that i
3:12:05
could push everything forward and get it done with faster if i didn't take breaks and i could do that with youtube
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and i don't think people would give a [ __ ] on youtube but i took the break only because of youtube
3:12:20
how about you what how are you cause girl what's being a pain yeah that'll be a pain man
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so yeah i was like should i what do you think should i take breaks or not take breaks
3:12:31
i could zoom through as fast and saw someone making barley song scissors
3:12:38
yeah yeah i'm dude i've i follow that guy on instagram i've dm'd him i dude i
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wanted oh my god he's only said we haven't dm like properly i've been like hey nice [ __ ] anyway thanks but like
3:12:50
dude i forgot what he's called but the belly scissors man i will do anything to own a
3:12:56
pair of those jesus [ __ ] i said of those balances because it's gonna be legal in the uk
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i think i believe so was there a shark in the background
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what the [ __ ] i don't know um
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we can't hear the text speech tuck and no skirt be the alpha fam boy i think that's just you
3:13:21
talking no scope with you i can't do it i mean i
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i could i'm not gonna i ain't gonna
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24 months i've really enjoyed my time here however my two-year sub badge isn't
3:13:44
coming up for some reason
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i don't know i have no idea maybe it's because you just started the 24 months and not ended it not sure how it works
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also i don't think i have a two year sub badge made yet but i will soon i will soon
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i will soon
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donation golf go for a swim with a shark that's a funny idea that's the joke bimbo shut the [ __ ] up
3:14:16
i'll find a joke went over my head
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[Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause]
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[Music] is
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[Music]
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nice nice hyper hyper yeah
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okay now
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okay bimbo on stream himbo in dreams
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i've been i've been thinking about doing the about just not taking because it's not like i don't so stuff here's the
3:15:17
here's the reason why like the break thing is a thing it's so i can record youtube videos but what i started doing is like i'm going to record a video
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tomorrow dude i'm i am going to record a video tomorrow it makes so the reason why i
3:15:29
say it is because if i cram all my recordings into one like five day thing
3:15:35
[ __ ] the equivalent of [ __ ] four o'clock dude i will die i can't do it i
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couldn't [ __ ] do it it's like i get one day to record each video and they take a day and a half each i would die
3:15:47
so what i thought instead is why don't i just not take the complete off period
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and just do full go months surely then it's worth more
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right and then i it's less stress for me it's less stress
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that's my thunks oh my god it's better yourself oh goodnight helen bunny girl senpai [ __ ]
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yeah i know i tried to i tried the
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so i was talking about the earrings before i've still got i've still got my one earring but this [ __ ] has not healed i've been really like
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skeptical on getting another ear piercing because i don't even know if i'm gonna [ __ ] keep this one because
3:16:34
it's dog [ __ ] i can do less with this one that i can with like [ __ ] just clip on earrings if i took this out now
3:16:42
i'd have more decorations for my ears that's insane is that not insane i could take this out
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now and then because okay if i got the other ear pierced see you in seven months
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when i can finally put in earrings or i just take it out or i or yeah or i just don't do it and
3:17:01
then just do a clip on airing but there is that reimburse chat why
3:17:09
i got them beers i lived with it for six months the other one for like three four
3:17:15
something like that get both of them dude it takes so long to heal though
3:17:24
mine's got a glock man does have the glock it's not a real glock though it's a bb gun look it's not real
3:17:29
but it's actually made by glock so that's pretty sick so it sort of like
3:17:34
feels like one a bit pretty nifty i like it takes long because the peers are [ __ ]
3:17:40
up no no like they're just not healing like this one just didn't heal very well
3:17:45
finn do you have any more suggestions for fan fiction stories writing a somewhat realistic story is a bit harder
3:17:52
than anticipated oh my god chat do you have any do you have any ideas for this guy
3:17:57
to write the fanfiction about my military 2 with the compression lock and you see the other new uk friendly
3:18:03
non-locking knife no and also what do you mean new paramilitary two with a compression lock
3:18:11
it's always had a compression lock pop a titty for the boys i can't pop them they're literally mine
3:18:19
they are they're literally my chest buddy i'm sorry i can't
3:18:28
hold on i'm googling new spidey code pm2 uh
3:18:34
they look the same they look the [ __ ] same
3:18:40
i don't know what you mean they're great though great nice i've got a i've got one of them in my bedroom uh although i made a custom thing for it and i've got
3:18:47
it in a yeah i made a custom thing to make the compression lock uh doable with long ass fake nails
3:18:54
it's a real girls tool but uh you know it's sick though it's got carbon fiber handles and everything like
3:19:00
titanium inserts everything it's great no it's the military too
3:19:05
oh oh [ __ ]
3:19:11
googling it oh they just made a larger pm2
3:19:19
nice they just made like a really big
3:19:24
pm2 that's the size of the military i mean i don't need a knife that big
3:19:31
sick though i can actually find a good image of it i'm a big fan of how the manix looks
3:19:37
i've never used it but i think i'd love it anyway
3:19:42
knife talk boys kitty kitty paintball kitty hey dude hey ah [ __ ]
3:19:53
hi you could get a professional hairdo and more colorful and vibrant makeup
3:19:59
colorful environment what do you mean what do i do this is like the perfect
3:20:04
[ __ ] makeup i could just make everything pink i can just make everything pink
3:20:10
i think i've definitely done that before absolutely that true but like
3:20:17
dude i don't know like hyper hyper bright pink only works sometimes if i did that all the time it'd be fun
3:20:26
hey tom make half your face blush i know dude i'm wearing a lot of blush i think you just can't really tell because it's
3:20:32
[ __ ] camera but whoa look at my boob look at that look at that man that looks [ __ ] crazy
3:20:40
looks like a real what the [ __ ] is happening thanks for
3:20:45
the five gifted subs quick npr jesus christ thank you
3:20:52
it is a real boob it ain't hyperpink looks good with specific outfits true true
3:20:58
weirdly enough it looks good with non-pink outfits sometimes more oh no
3:21:03
with pink outfits what the [ __ ] sub war is happening tom thank you for the [ __ ] abs
3:21:09
again my god congratulations to everyone they got one
3:21:16
what do you mean looks like a real boo though i'm so sorry sorry to break it too but i've been a guy this entire [ __ ] time want to see my [ __ ] and
3:21:23
balls for the low low price of 10.99
3:21:29
a day you can we're just definitely slipping you hrt
3:21:36
she can't slip me it it's like a gel so like you gotta rub it on you or
3:21:43
something she rubs it on her arms on her forearms that's how it works oh it was a pill but it's not
3:21:49
dopely whoop thanks for the [ __ ] it's sub doobly thanks buddy you can inject it
3:21:56
i doubt i'm getting injected without my knowledge she also doesn't cook and doesn't cook for me so you know
3:22:04
i'm good should i put it on you on stream once that's true i have technically taken the 10 of an hrt dose
3:22:11
to once i have done that so that probably is the thing that did it like just [ __ ] spiraled
3:22:17
now i have ju now i have [ __ ] d cups just [ __ ] and balls now oh jesus [ __ ]
3:22:25
get another successful scam pulled off we're gonna stop doing that someone's
3:22:30
gonna get mad literally on hrt true dude i'm sorry i've been lying to you this
3:22:37
entire time just play the clip of me [ __ ] uh risa putting hrt on my
3:22:43
hand or something
3:22:52
yeah right the left one's like [ __ ] doing numbers look at that [ __ ] whoa
3:22:59
oh damn i'm like the rock
3:23:08
whoa oh damn
3:23:14
told you i had muscle hold on i'm busy what the [ __ ] dude thanks for the [ __ ] subs but i'm i'm busy
3:23:21
this will get the subs going
3:23:42
also surprised you and rizza didn't get secretly married after her near-death experience
3:23:49
why on earth would we do that she's a [ __ ] walking uh accident collider did
3:23:54
she accident why would i marry someone that [ __ ] attracts bullets she's a magnet
3:24:03
good lord i think if you get shot in america you
3:24:09
get american citizenship as an apology if you're a tourist that better be how
3:24:14
it works i really wanted to be that'd be pretty sick
3:24:23
damn two distinct looks right when i brush my hair versus when it's messy it's like this one is like dumb
3:24:30
wait wait i gotta do this with red one sec
3:24:44
one sec one side one side one sec i'm working on a thing
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i can't be serious though can i [ __ ] no i can't do it all right
3:25:15
i can't do it i can't [ __ ] do it get on your [ __ ] knees dude i can't
3:25:20
do it it'd be [ __ ] i can't do it um
3:25:27
what do i say give me give me like a dominant phrase kitty tell me you do this what do i do
3:25:34
give me a thing to say i'll just repeat it so it doesn't so so it's legitimate you know
3:25:40
that's not right neil oh [ __ ] that's some dominant [ __ ] man that's one of the 30
3:25:46
the 34 of the chat nope watching you struggle so much
3:25:52
better see kitty kitty was one of the 34 percent too um i saw yourself i'm not a sub
3:26:02
uh hold on i'm thinking of something
3:26:08
wait um
3:26:13
i can't it's so awkward it's so insanely awkward uh um
3:26:19
i like to get on your knees like [ __ ] but i can't do it and not do a [ __ ] get on your knee like american accent i
3:26:25
can't i can't do it i can't do it i can't do it normally or it's [ __ ] weird i'm not jenna i can't do it man
3:26:35
yeah this is this it feels unnatural doesn't it it feels unnatural i can't do it hold on let me let me
3:26:41
this is more like me sit [ __ ] i go straight phone
3:26:50
sit nailed it if you have to tell people you
3:26:56
aren't a sub you are a sub
3:27:06
did i do it did i do it chat did i do it i think i got it i think i think i nailed it for like a quarter of a second
3:27:13
rose can't say oh god that's yeah no i cannot i cannot because it's gonna any i swear
3:27:18
i got anything right clipped and taken out of context finn after intense deliberation the chat
3:27:26
has judged you incapable of being dominant and since twitch don't exist well i got some news for you
3:27:34
and since what doesn't exist twitch switch doesn't exist oh my bad
3:27:40
um fortnite have you been a good boy
3:27:46
my god i can't say not sound like like a like a concerned mother like getting home from
3:27:51
cycle break like fine
3:27:57
been a good boy today got along with your teachers you've been a good boy
3:28:02
um what about um hold on let me try again uh
3:28:14
i can't do it i can't do it i can't do it
3:28:19
the thing it maybe maybe it's that i'm saying good boy but the thing is good girl sounds
3:28:24
so much creepier somehow it all sounds creepy finn is so confirmed
3:28:31
shut up listen just because i just because i listen it's it's performance anxiety i'm on the spot good little girl
3:28:39
my [ __ ] god jesus christ
3:28:45
jesus christ just say yes danny
3:28:53
oh my god do you practicing your girl voice no not even slightly we're in horny territory
3:29:00
dude let's continue what else do what what else can i say there needs to be monetary uh gain here
3:29:06
though i i do nothing for non-monetary gain
3:29:12
hey chassis i think i'm 100 on on not doing the the breaks
3:29:18
i think i can [ __ ] i think that's a way better system right now because of the way i've started
3:29:24
recording it's a better system for me maybe not for you but for me
3:29:30
perfecto just have a
3:29:37
it's not gonna oh my god john john that's gross john you can't say [ __ ] it's not
3:29:43
gonna suck itself john john that's some horny [ __ ] john
3:29:51
thanks brattle now get on your knees brattle
3:29:57
show me those show me god show me those [ __ ] social security numbers god damn
3:30:04
you [ __ ] do it now you piece of [ __ ]
3:30:10
you show me the what's your pin number [ __ ]
3:30:18
[Music] what's your [ __ ] mom's maiden name i got nothing i i i lack creativity for
3:30:26
dominance dumb accountant
3:30:35
[ __ ] the dominant accountant like where's my where's my pen
3:30:46
better fish that out your essay 302s have been overdue for
3:30:52
four weeks just cursing what that means in a sexy way really slow with intense
3:30:57
eye contact you can practice with your stuff animal just curse or threaten in a sexy way
3:31:06
what i don't think this is a skill i need not for any reason but i just don't think it
3:31:12
is what is this if i remember correctly you
3:31:17
said you won you wanted to sparkle in a future fanfiction i have no [ __ ] clue i
3:31:22
don't i've said a lot of [ __ ] i've already been writing a chapter about that the only problem is uh
3:31:29
making sure it dances in the line between horny and wholesome it doesn't need to be wholesome
3:31:35
personal preference um such bottom energy
3:31:41
well you know it's something about listen
3:31:48
i swear to god you put on a full face of makeup bunny ears brush your hair straighten it
3:31:55
[ __ ] get yourself into like get yourself into a into a playboy bunny
3:32:00
outfit and then tell me you feel dominant and i'll show you a liar you know like
3:32:08
there's a switch that happens man easy job i'll give instruction like when you were
3:32:14
talking about factorio you were in a weird mood as you said yourself
3:32:22
um oh [ __ ] well in all fairness i did just
3:32:28
moan about green circuit production didn't i do that like oh show me those
3:32:34
greens show me that show me that [ __ ] uh [ __ ] what is it god damn it
3:32:41
you have blue belts that just gets me so [ __ ] horny
3:32:46
[Music] oh my god you unlock blue belts in your first hour
3:32:52
of playtime oh my god that [ __ ] dude
3:32:58
that but with minecraft speedruns your drop rate of blaze rods holy [ __ ]
3:33:07
your blue sir oh my god you've got the blue circus daddy
3:33:12
i can't do i can't do that word i can't do it man i can't do it it's so cringe
3:33:19
a a full blue belt of green circuits yeah dude
3:33:25
dude doesn't that just get you [ __ ] oh dude you know what's [ __ ] power you
3:33:32
know what's dominance a full blue a full blue uh a blue belt of blue circuits
3:33:38
[ __ ] everyone is lining up to suck that guy's [ __ ] i swear to god it doesn't get
3:33:45
better than that you can't do better than that maybe two
3:33:50
but that's unheard of my god
3:33:56
the word daddy might be cringe but you'll still get one hell of a clip all right what do i say what do i say i'll give you one clip worthy thing hold on
3:34:03
where's my jack daniels all right give me a thing give me some cringe i'll do it who cares
3:34:21
i've been drank in a month oh my god
3:34:28
it hit me like a [ __ ] brick wall man
3:34:33
oh my god
3:34:40
i thought dude alcoholic asmr bro i i have lost all of my [ __ ]
3:34:47
tolerance i actually used oh oh my god i remember that being a lot
3:34:54
easier back in my heyday what was kitty suggestion hold on what did he say
3:35:00
which one of you sims is going to shower daddy and bitties
3:35:06
that's so [ __ ] good [Music] hold on this is the red light switch man
3:35:11
it's i'm gonna pavlov myself into this [ __ ] i'm gonna see red and be like i'm [ __ ]
3:35:16
ready to dominate someone hold on let me like do the straight hair thing so i can like
3:35:22
i can really get into the act hold on um
3:35:29
i look [ __ ] good holy [ __ ]
3:35:37
i can't do it [Music] so which one of you simps is going to shower daddy and some [ __ ] and some
3:35:43
[ __ ] and some bitties also [ __ ] that'd be cool which one of
3:35:49
you would oh god [ __ ] i swear to god my my my toes are
3:35:54
gripping the floor with cringe gripping i could [ __ ] i could [ __ ]
3:36:01
break the land speed record with that grip i have on this [ __ ] floor good lord
3:36:07
there's nothing that was the most painful thing that was painful
3:36:14
what the [ __ ] such a manly man dude yet none of you have yet none of you
3:36:21
have given me bits not one
3:36:26
too far yeah daddy needs his bits
3:36:33
[ __ ] natural submissive i'm not i'm
3:36:39
none of you believing me are you
3:36:46
okay we need to voice call to give you some lessons at this point all right
3:36:52
call me there it is it worked i'm almost certain you can't do that on twitch i'm almost certain you can't do
3:36:58
it on twitch i don't think i can actually say like like i think finn dumb or whatever is
3:37:05
banned on twitch and that's the rule
3:37:10
nothing against subbing though so that's sick you're better off being a basic
3:37:17
discord kitten okay oh [ __ ]
3:37:25
hello
3:37:30
oh [ __ ] my sound's coming through the wrong thing one minute it's not set to default oh no oh god
3:37:37
say something why no working
3:37:45
i see that it's doing something but it's not actually outputting
3:37:51
oh it's oh wrong monitor whoops there it is now
3:37:57
is it working now yes all right so you can't actually you've been done or stuff
3:38:02
so i know don't actually donate the biddies
3:38:08
but like if you were to do that you have to take pause and do it slowly
3:38:14
right so i can't do it it's too i'm i'm lengthening the cringe the pacing right
3:38:20
which one of you simps is going to shower daddy in biddies
3:38:27
it's creepy as hell buddy
3:38:32
jesus it works i wasn't the one that did it so i won't
3:38:38
get banned thanks for the thousand bits holy [ __ ] my god
3:38:46
honestly though pink suits me better i don't know what to say it's it's not that i it's not that i
3:38:52
don't like the red dominance and everything but just like dude think such a cute color look it's it's completely fine to be
3:38:58
submissive like i would disagree that that's true in the world
3:39:04
i would disagree that that is true i am not submissive i've got an image to maintain
3:39:09
kitty 60 65 of my audience are submissives i can't be one of them or else i'm lame
3:39:15
like them look see you're getting more biddies even though we told them so they're being naughty they're being bad and
3:39:22
actually like disobeying you bad kitten
3:39:27
all right well that needs some work but oh god that's funny
3:39:32
please do me a favor and say happy birthday terrible thing lady rose elizabeth evergreen please
3:39:40
happy birthday that's not a name you made that up
3:39:46
no human is called that i've got enough i'm being so mean if that's actually a
3:39:53
person holy [ __ ] sorry i didn't i didn't see the name so i didn't i feel like the thing is it's a strange
3:39:59
name so i feel like i'm going to say something it's going to be like a [ __ ] word in a different language that i'm it's racist i've heard something really really
3:40:06
names come through on my channel recently and i know they're friendly
3:40:11
you know when you can look at someone's name and just be like you're from pka oh [ __ ] fair enough i haven't got that yet
3:40:18
unless it like says maggot in it or something let me type one that i had the other
3:40:24
night that was really funny and it like caught me mid-game [ __ ]
3:40:29
[Music] okay
3:40:41
i think i can read that out loud right yeah i think you probably could i just don't know the rating you put on the
3:40:49
stream it's normal i don't know but like if i can say they've said their
3:40:54
name as mo first name second name lester which is pretty funny
3:40:59
that's pretty funny you can't read that out loud without without seeming a little bit sus but um
3:41:06
why yeah especially the speed you read when you're on stream right so he comes in and i was like welcome to the stream
3:41:11
molest oh oh my god we've got a newbie why are you
3:41:17
why are you wearing like a girl i'm new by the way six-month swoon get him chat get him get
3:41:24
him fresh meat he doesn't know the next person i see the the first time
3:41:29
chatter we're gonna like group up and and bully okay i'm waiting till the next person
3:41:34
all right well maybe we could utilize your dominant playboy manchester united security here we don't have you on our
3:41:40
bunny girl registry oh please register yourself asap and return to the mansion
3:41:46
no bunnies are allowed in the wild after dark sorry i'll i'll head right back in uh my
3:41:51
uh my registration number is [ __ ] over how do i have registration numbers
3:41:58
it's from penndot thank you for the bits bend over thank you thanks for the 2 000 bits brilliant
3:42:06
what's that a follower once made a racist fanatic username look at him mentally yeah dude i'm [ __ ] the thing
3:42:11
is i i worry about that because i'm terrible at it like i will read people's chats before i finish the whole sentence
3:42:18
so i'll start reading it and then figure out halfway through that it's that i shouldn't read it puts me in bad situations sometimes holy
3:42:25
[ __ ] it's mr dover himself i've always wanted to meet him i see his name everywhere
3:42:32
there's got to be a few people in the world called bendover and they have the roughest lives imaginable
3:42:39
oh god they're not real weird names but anyway i should let you go considering you are
3:42:44
apparently submissive bits from wilma fingerton dominant yep thanks thanks buddy it's okay you
3:42:51
should um this isn't find stuff but chat you need to give uh finn some pity bitties
3:42:57
uh because you should pity him for the fail that that achievement was
3:43:02
or attempt i tried real hard i tried real hard rain with the pity bitties
3:43:11
somebody loves you oh thanks thanks for the thanks for ten dollars you know
3:43:16
record kitty's voice and remind well that's a good idea you might actually kind of get away with that
3:43:25
kitty's voice is great fair play you do have an interesting voice
3:43:30
yeah it's uh it's a strange one i used to hate my voice but uh
3:43:36
i think i've got kind of used to it i guess i'm stuck with it now so it's pretty sick dear f1 n and i swear i'm
3:43:42
not being down bad i've gotta talk about you all the time to my friends and my streamer friends
3:43:48
so well i will let you get fun and sweet to have you say happy birthday to her please and thank you but all right kitty
3:43:54
i shall see you goodbye thank you for the lessons in dominance good job failing so hard oh my [ __ ]
3:44:00
god this [ __ ] she leaves the cold midst
3:44:05
uh i'm not being down but i uh i thought yeah i know you're great bunny bitty
3:44:12
but i'll do a proper one happy birthday e weasel beth this one's for you
3:44:22
kitty low pitch sultry voices a few more questions before i go should i end the fan fiction on a happy note or should i
3:44:29
go for a different ending possibly a sad one should someone end up dying in the story
3:44:35
i don't know i would say consult the great author
3:44:40
jk rowling
3:44:47
make everyone oh secretly gay and then be homophobic
3:44:55
yeah thanks for the fun gifted subs
3:45:03
during friday month i'm sorry plc point gun at me too mommy
3:45:08
i have gotten more bits than i have ever got in my entire gut dang life
3:45:16
jesus christ [ __ ] doc gary [ __ ] hell man
3:45:22
what is wrong with you an agent jesus thanks for the bits though
3:45:34
you said [ __ ] i did okay
3:45:40
oh my god judge you want to see a trick island playlist this is the one i've been trying to learn whoa how'd i [ __ ] do that
3:45:47
wasn't even trick [ __ ] this is i got okay so after a while i can't [ __ ] do
3:45:55
it my mess up my muscle memories [ __ ] because the nails got longer i what happened was my nails my nails
3:46:01
grew out and then they asked me like do you want to keep the same length as the new grow out nails not thinking about
3:46:07
the fact that you know this is now like [ __ ] a whole centimeter longer than
3:46:13
they were like a week ago so now i've just got like talons like they're real look how
3:46:19
long they are like under my i reckon we could go longer i reckon chat what do you think
3:46:24
do you think these are a good length or do you reckon we can go like [ __ ] claws like i can pick stuff up out of a
3:46:31
out of a candy machine you know what do you thunk
3:46:37
long back stretches no good sharpen them [ __ ] great idea
3:46:43
insane idea longer for sure personally i don't like very long nails
3:46:49
dude i'm i'm into like this length i think like these are my this is about the [ __ ]
3:46:56
best it could be this is optimum you know because they i've already got like really like quite long and slender
3:47:02
[ __ ] fingers so they just make them like more just kind of creepy and cool i like it
3:47:08
how do you wipe with those dude i don't [ __ ] like who does the who does this [ __ ] to [ __ ] ooh no
3:47:15
i go about it like a normal person do like sort of that
3:47:20
i've never once had the issue that people meme about on the internet where they're like
3:47:25
uh what if your finger breaks through the [ __ ] i've never had that that's gross you're doing it wrong there's no way
3:47:31
you're not doing it wrong do it gently [ __ ]
3:47:37
ah what are you talking about wiping wiping no fin that isn't normal
3:47:44
okay it might not be normal but it's better do you sit all sound i sit because i'm not a savage oh my god
3:47:51
chat uh now that i've expressed my disinterest in you standards
3:47:57
who which one of you stands which one of you stands not stands to [ __ ] but you know which one are you
3:48:02
stands to wipe i'm just making sure i hit the right targets
3:48:09
that's all who stands what
3:48:19
caged what the [ __ ] no this is a wrong subject
3:48:26
bidet true disgusting um buddy you just asked if i was caged so
3:48:34
who's really gross if you can talk about my [ __ ] dick being in a little [ __ ] uh chastity
3:48:40
cage i can talk about [ __ ] and how to wipe okay that's equally allowed
3:48:48
i think it's fair game either way who stands i do it the right way i stand while
3:48:53
shooting and sit while wiping to avoid the splash
3:49:07
so i've got such strong core i like hover like [ __ ] like that you know i won't
3:49:14
do it now because you know
3:49:22
i feel like a pole isn't even science it's like 50 of the population that that stands versus shits
3:49:28
versus [ __ ] stands versus sits i float okay like yeah that like people
3:49:33
genuinely like i i feel like the people that stand to wipe are being awful quiet right now because they don't want to admit it the poll is anonymous though
3:49:40
just fyi um you know
3:49:46
see look at that [ __ ] 30 of people stand already that have admitted to it so you know
3:49:53
lift one sheep but don't stand yeah exactly you sort of do the do a lever action
3:49:59
send something is inefficient surely true stop calling me out
3:50:05
natural naturally fem ego i'm calling you out specifically this is going in the [ __ ] youtube video made about
3:50:11
this you stand wiper [ __ ] let's go
3:50:24
do you like the like just white or pink
3:50:29
pink's pretty [ __ ] interesting i like that 70 percent set 70 of people are right 30
3:50:35
are wrong pink pretty dope did we ever do the pole on the [ __ ] heels and uh and skirt thing i don't
3:50:42
think we ever did pink pink pig okay pink pink solid we'll stick on pink
3:50:48
just [ __ ] uh no we didn't ever do the pole pink makes
3:50:55
you look cuter me
3:51:00
little meat little or me all cute and pink oh thank you
3:51:12
sitting while wiping his bottom energy you're insane you're insane you're an insane person
3:51:31
crazy that eh it is literally 70 30 that's [ __ ]
3:51:37
crazy my new command don't count the number of times finn has acted as sub or dom
3:51:42
during i don't want that i don't want that
3:51:48
access to that information man i don't wanna i don't think i wanna know that
3:51:54
um
3:52:07
okay wait [ __ ] all right i do i do want to know i want to know the [ __ ] uh thingamaship
3:52:16
want you a minecraft youtuber what happened actually i'm doing more minecraft youtube than ever which is fun i'm producing twice the
3:52:23
videos stop looking that great i hate you
3:52:28
easy to hate dude easy to easy to hate better to admire you know
3:52:45
finn hi someone new where are you a boy or girl
3:52:52
new new friend fresh meat new blood in the [ __ ] octagon
3:52:57
sick and boys get him
3:53:03
get him chant shake him i'm uh
3:53:08
[ __ ] it's gal month
3:53:21
i won't answer there's no rule against it there's no rule against it yes it really is
3:53:27
government yeah i shouldn't have started this now i started i streamed on a whim
3:53:32
today as like i should do this now and then like
3:53:45
one of us one of us imagine being a lesbian during mad imagine being a lesbian in pride
3:53:51
month that's pretty normal i think it's made for that
3:53:56
imagine being a lesbian having no girlfriends and not getting [ __ ]
3:54:03
really putting the l in lgbt am i right boys
3:54:14
that's minx true [ __ ]
3:54:21
i'm trying to think of a bet i'm trying to think of another one for that
3:54:30
get a butterfly knife you mean like the one that's on the floor because i
3:54:35
keep dropping it guys don't look down my shirt oh my god
3:54:40
you guys are always doing this hold on i've got to get this thing off the ground stop
3:54:46
this one that was pretty smooth
3:54:54
[ __ ] my [ __ ] shirt is always like gliding
3:55:00
to the left-hand side
3:55:11
let me try and [ __ ] [Music]
3:55:19
mfg that's a long time i have changed so much and lose over 100 pounds
3:55:26
watching you has changed my life with love your fam boy stocks
3:55:32
i'll start creating stocks for fanboys it'll be like a like an app
3:55:38
i can't do this while i'm sitting down man there you go i can do it i can do an aerial pretty much every time
3:55:44
pretty sweet hold it from the bite handle and then you go [ __ ]
3:55:50
shrink you know that's great nice
3:55:57
solid pretty nifty huh
3:56:10
ah ah i [ __ ] it how's your room so clean right now
3:56:19
it's the electric clean sorry my um my dom asked me to clean my
3:56:27
room so i did it that's what it was my um since i'm just so submissive
3:56:38
i did clean my room oh [ __ ] i promise i didn't just scoot everything
3:56:44
this way so the camera doesn't see it what i've got it done true
3:56:50
rubbish off camera yeah it's like [ __ ] under the desk i just screwed everything to it like it's all like there you can kind of see
3:56:57
it it's spilling over there there's some stuff there but not a ton i'm all right with it
3:57:02
out of frame piles of shoes no shoes because they're in the other room there is a pile of shoes in the other room
3:57:08
though so there is that
3:57:13
do you know that finn is a woman how
3:57:19
because of the pile of shoes nice give a shoe rack i do but it's overflowed and then i built another shoe
3:57:24
rack and then it overflowed and now i've got another 50 shoes that are just in the floor on
3:57:31
the floor completely i i i don't know what to do
3:57:39
got no [ __ ] clue
3:57:48
where do you get your heels amazon and i just get sent them as well
3:57:54
well what i'm hearing is more shoes i'm dude i'm not even wearing any heels i'm not making any use out of having this
3:57:59
many shoes i'm not wearing heels right now at all because it's not any it's not bimbo
3:58:06
month so i don't have to technically i don't i don't remember the rules of girl month
3:58:12
what is it chet i don't know i don't you don't know the rules you should be
3:58:17
i have no idea i went on a walk today i think i think does much begin shipping out this month
3:58:24
i can ask i'm not 100 sure because everything needs to be in production basically as
3:58:30
soon as you placed an order it started the manufacturing process
3:58:35
still heals ah [ __ ] you're supposed to do 10 streams in
3:58:41
bimbo month you didn't do that many that's interesting because it's almost like it's documented
3:58:48
as in one two three four five six seven eight nine ten
3:58:55
[ __ ] you dude interesting
3:59:00
interesting so when it's been a moment bit and gone kitty you missed it
3:59:06
it was a fun time it was it was a very interesting time i will say that
3:59:13
um that was good it was solid it was fun it was great
3:59:19
heals three times a week for most of the day for most of the [ __ ] day
3:59:25
okay that's just gonna be like whenever i stream then why are you good looking
3:59:30
zero i mean
3:59:36
try real hard order nice outfits online good makeup
3:59:42
solid solid put in the work put in the put in the hours
3:59:49
i forgot the rest of the lyrics but my month has been my moment for five days then giving up bruh
3:59:56
i was dude i in all fairness it wasn't either way all the way to the end it was a [ __ ] it was a it was not a typical
4:00:03
girl month that [ __ ] was [ __ ] rough the box reopens on the 10th of august
4:00:10
holy [ __ ] oh [ __ ] but the girl month hold on i'm looking at the schedules
4:00:16
hold on why are we so [ __ ] what we've got right now for this for how the [ __ ] schedule's gonna work
4:00:22
why did i [ __ ] promise that on the 30th of this month i start up doing a dono goal
4:00:29
for another girl month i promised i'd do at least one
4:00:34
and if they hit that one then i do another one and so forth and so forth but
4:00:40
it was over with we did it i didn't have to do another one why did i why did it why did i create that
4:00:47
i feel like it needs to be a girl for bimbo month what do you mean
4:00:53
like don't know girl i'm so confused i feel like it needs to be a girl for
4:00:59
bimbo month like donagho golfer
4:01:05
what type of needs to be a donor golf a bit
4:01:12
i'm not doing another one we're i already did it i'm not doing another one what the rules on that thing
4:01:18
were [ __ ] crazy i wore d-cup [ __ ] tits for four weeks
4:01:23
no not gonna happen that shit's no
4:01:30
chat demands your suffering dude i did it mostly dude i was in like a
4:01:35
crazy outfit 10 streams out of that d-cup tits on every single one
4:01:41
bruh [ __ ] the rolls up within the first stream shut up stuff it was like okay
4:01:46
the rules that i broke were like using the wrong pronouns accidentally so it didn't really count but you know
4:01:59
uh should i get a bunny outfit because [ __ ] societal roles i guess so i mean don't do it for uh don't don't do
4:02:06
it as a political point just just it's just just just for fun man just [ __ ] around
4:02:11
who gives a [ __ ] okay no one goes he can still do plug buttons
4:02:19
that's the cheapest month i've heard on um you can't follow the rules like oh shut
4:02:24
up john the um that didn't happen stuff that's a that's a lie i seem to recall the whole
4:02:30
courtroom thing ah it's [ __ ] that didn't happen you're gaslighting me um
4:02:35
anyway moving on wait i don't have a question oh chassis
4:02:42
also out the schedule i'm sure chassis also on the schedule yeah f1 nn dude never change you crack
4:02:48
me up
4:02:57
nice nice that's pretty that's pretty cool thank you man i crack that guy up
4:03:05
more like i want to go up his crack more like
4:03:11
what happened [ __ ] jesse was afraid
4:03:17
okay oh wait oh that's fine um god
4:03:23
there's some dude that i regret so much on this [ __ ] journey holy [ __ ]
4:03:30
it you know what's gonna be interesting though when we do one of these with no breaks like it will be the first ever
4:03:36
true girl month [ __ ] this one
4:03:42
boys this one's gonna be the first ever actual girl month complete girl month
4:03:48
non-stop [ __ ] go month it's gonna be the first one ever
4:03:54
you could you could basically say they were like the all of the rest of them were beta tests
4:04:00
that sounds gay shut up soda the beginning of the end no i'm gonna speed through it all so i'm
4:04:05
gonna get everything done in less time think about all this right here's my strat if i'm not taking the
4:04:11
equivalent like 10 days off every month and a bit or five days off them or a week off a month
4:04:19
it means that i give people a week less to recuperate
4:04:24
i abstain from your streams for over six weeks glad you're still up to your con artist ways i know
4:04:32
i think everything oh [ __ ] yeah i did but um get the pink everything but yeah
4:04:38
it means that i can speed through it way easier right i'm right about that will you go straight into bob months as well
4:04:44
yeah i'll just speed through it though that's what i mean i'm not going to give you enough time to hit any goals it's
4:04:50
going to be great last donation today 1. i'm sorry you felt bad you're still
4:04:56
my hero 2. please get the precise measurements so i can buy you those nice
4:05:02
leather pants three lady rose you should do an outfit haul to just to say thank
4:05:10
you so thank you all the people who who they cut you off i'm gonna guess there's another one coming but um
4:05:16
what do you mean by outfit haul like buy a bunch of [ __ ] or show a bunch of stuff that i already have because you've seen all the stuff that i already have so i
4:05:22
could buy a bunch of [ __ ] i'm down for that poop yourself hypnosis 12 hour loop
4:05:29
but um i reckon it's about time it's about due time to call this stream
4:05:36
and end call the streamer no uh do a shopping stream i'm down to
4:05:41
if the next stream isn't what i think it is i'll do a shopping stream next stream that could be fun oh sorry i thought
4:05:47
this was google oh my god youtube it goddammit go to the right places um
4:05:56
i'm seeing if a thing will happen
4:06:04
to a bratzle on barbie month cosplay yeah [ __ ] everything pink for a month that will drive me
4:06:10
insane next stream steampunk outfit
4:06:17
quite possibly maybe maybe that's pretty sick maybe maybe i shall
4:06:22
maybe i shall anyway that's a decent idea boys
4:06:27
i think this is where we call it to an end it's been a very fun stream i enjoyed myself thoroughly besides the demeaning comments
4:06:34
about me being a sub but boys i will see you rainbow gomez pick a color day oh my
4:06:41
god no i already i picked two colors every time it's red and pink and new to say thank you to all the people who sent
4:06:48
you outfits i know there are tons of outfits you still have you haven't worn
4:06:53
f1 n you know me john still has an hour so many outfits you've not worn but i
4:07:00
shall everything ping for a month would be awesome that would be the worst one
4:07:06
we'll do it dude we'll we'll theme every garment how about that then whenever we do a garment we'll do a
4:07:12
theme for it one of them will be [ __ ] cosplay one of them be [ __ ] whatever it is but jesus christ
4:07:20
including underwear you wouldn't know you wouldn't know you have nowhere to know anyway
4:07:28
boys oh my god apparently the [ __ ] motivation that
4:07:33
is there for pink month anyway boys i shall see you it's been very fun i will see you in the next stream
4:07:40
i won't say when i don't know when we'll see peace i'll do a qt pose
4:07:50
these this is the most realistic they've ever looked god damn wait god damn
4:08:00
bye peace