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do

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do

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holy 25 months

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hey

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hi wonderful person happy friday looking

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to see what dress you are wearing today

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wow

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yay 25 months

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happy seven months uw hore

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oh

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wow two streams in a week

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wow

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wow wow

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a 16-month

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so

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hello

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and chat

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hello boys

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whoa jesus christ holy [ __ ] they've got

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a what is love cover

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that's pretty [ __ ] good

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f in chat for tech no blade r.i.p

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hey boys hold on i haven't done my

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makeup properly well i haven't done it

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yet i'm midway through it hold on i will

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still come on camera though hello i'm

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mid mid doing makeup

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because scappy's an [ __ ] uh he's a

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real [ __ ]

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and uh he's trying to make me cry

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in dms

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um brew a what

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anyway

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you like goofy ah

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what the [ __ ] this

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is never done

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let me put on my cat ears and be a

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little bit silly while i do makeup

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hello

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so was anything new happened

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is there any news

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is there's anything important happen

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while i've been gone

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yeah so

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i feel like uh

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we should address this first

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and we should get the the elephant in

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the room thing over over with because

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otherwise i just wanna

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i'm just gonna sit around all day

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doing nothing if we don't talk about it

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and i just wanna

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i just wanna do something else

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i gotta distract myself somehow

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hi

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but um

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yeah

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i hate doing this

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so oh

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i'm trying to i'm trying to in all

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fairness this is it's it's much easier

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to to not be sad when this is what i'm

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looking at

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this [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] face the one

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is love 8-bit remix the um so yeah um

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some of you may have heard

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uh technoblade passed away away recently

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um

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wait did you catch your hair nope it was

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just hiding behind me um

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and you know

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rip techno blade sucks

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i think everyone's

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pretty yeah i think everyone's pretty

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broken up about it like there's this

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weird

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haven't we all been crying yeah a little

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i think every yeah everyone's 14 minutes

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hope you're doing good my man

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i'm good i don't want to let me do

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something else

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i'm going to do my my blush while i talk

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wish me luck at my first day of work

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tomorrow also rip technoblade

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in chat

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good luck on your first day

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but you know

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it feels weird to

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you know

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it feels weird to pause life and just

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think about it all the time so rest in

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peace techno

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instead in his honor i will do slightly

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pinker makeup than i usually do

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um

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and oh yeah

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i don't want to uh

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i don't want to overstate my

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relationship with techno

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we were i think we'd consider ourselves

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friends i haven't talked to take on

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and he [ __ ] will he will my god if

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there's a man that could if there's a

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man that can take him it's him

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i'm not before anyone asks i'm not gonna

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cosplay him

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it seems a little bit in poor taste

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don't you think

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um

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i'm not you know i know a lot of times

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we've still got to have banter 13 months

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of making questionable financial

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decisions

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hope you're well today finn

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wholesome stream for techno yes i put on

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my most absolute like comfiest outfit i

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was gonna wear something else and i was

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like you know what this is i just want

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to be comfy and just have a bit of a

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normal stream oh yeah

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normal would be good

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but yeah

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god damn it scotty's such a dick

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such a [ __ ] he [ __ ]

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ten minutes before i started a stream

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hey when was your last haircut it's

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getting long

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very long two years ago holy [ __ ] i

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haven't cut my hair in two years

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he he messaged me earlier um

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no i'm not gonna cry i swear to god this

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is not the [ __ ] stream no um but he

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messaged me something very nice

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and um i appreciate it

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god

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this sucks man

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[ __ ] this i'm doing makeup i'm doing let

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me do makeup god damn it i can't get

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through a normal stream

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but

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now

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i think everyone's been a bit sad all

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day

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i have two i'm not immune to it

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the [ __ ]

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ugh

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i've never cried once

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and it won't happen today

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there's only masculine activities happen

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it's the end of june

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there's no

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guys doing feminine things are over it's

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only

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back to where men were men women won

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women

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just how it was supposed to be

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it's july now the game month is done

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it's okay to be sad friend

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yeah

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yeah

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the thing was i think before i started

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streaming i was like you know what i'm

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gonna have a really concise

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let's talk about it let's be you know

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let's talk about it and then let's move

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on

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um

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but god it's hard

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jesus

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but i i like streaming and it would put

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me in a good mood so i stream

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it's july top stop oh it's [ __ ] can my

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mouth what it's july time stop being gay

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agreed

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as i said my channel's been always been

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about

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promoting

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promoting

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super straight behavior

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you know i'm a bit like andrew tate you

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know financial guru

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badass oliver all around a mix between

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ben shapiro and andrew tate i'd like to

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consider myself hey i just wanted to say

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thank you for streaming today it's a

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nice distraction from the sad things in

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our world

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yeah it is yeah it's as much about

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distracting you as it is me to be honest

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with you

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oh i kind of forgot the time subbed to

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you

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hell yeah oh that's exactly how they get

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you subscriptions man subscription fees

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they'll continue on forever

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june is over guys i've attacked my blade

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yeah um

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good lord oh yeah good time to say uh if

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you

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you know instead of maybe donating to me

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he has merch he made merch which is the

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most [ __ ]

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the most techno blade thing

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seconds oh [ __ ] course what a manly

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man streamer the guy was the guy the guy

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was having that hard of a

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time and of course he makes murders

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instead of your uh donations today it

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might be good to go buy some merch i

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think [ __ ]

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i did i've got my crate full of hoodies

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coming

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my god

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but it's on his merch site

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please go buy that it'd be very good

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what's your fanboy financial advice on

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crypto buy the dip

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no

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i'm scared of it and i don't get it

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don't do a [ __ ]

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don't do it

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i don't know

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we're gonna be stuck in the other ways

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forever start buying silver and gold

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easy and it's much harder when it takes

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someone so young you've been here for us

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when the world has hated us so i am

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praying that i and chat can be here for

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you when you need someone and as always

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i'll say a prayer for techno

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[Music]

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hi f1n could you help me decide an

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outfit for tomorrow's pride in london

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love the streams

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oh god i got an eyelash in my [ __ ]

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eye right then right then and there

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is christ it's okay

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oh

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god you know how annoying that is when

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an eyelash falls out your eye right into

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my your [ __ ] eyeball you know how

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hard it is to get out i have to go to

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the bathroom real quick i'm very sorry

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fourteen

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you see the thing is i i've all i'm a

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little i've i'm developing an allergy

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first time

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stream live

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i hope you're doing okay

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i'm i'm good

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19 months where has the time gone

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wasted

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absolutely wasted it feels like

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purgatory does it not

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19 months ll lll

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you guys kind of like because of sorry

297
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not you uh my eyes kind of ruined my

298
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makeup i'm just quickly fixing it techno

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was such a brave lad he kept being him

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for the time he had

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god bless him and rip alex

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[Music]

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oops forgot to link

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what the [ __ ] is that

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hello i'm back

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my god my has a mess holy [ __ ]

307
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i like to consider it a hot mess though

308
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you know whenever it's just a little bit

309
00:20:30,799 --> 00:20:35,679
scuffed oh yeah can we uh maybe stop

310
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:37,919
calling me scuffed i'm gonna go from now

311
00:20:35,679 --> 00:20:40,559
on with the term hot mess it seems a lot

312
00:20:37,919 --> 00:20:42,880
more fitting of someone of my caliber

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um

314
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i tried to let my hair dry on its own

315
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this time my hair goes naturally [ __ ]

316
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curly

317
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but uh

318
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i think what it

319
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decided to do instead

320
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is just become a bit of a rat's nest

321
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immediately

322
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because i haven't straightened it at all

323
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hot mess sounds sexy exactly right

324
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oh cryptos dude

325
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:14,880
wait didn't the krypton did something

326
00:21:12,159 --> 00:21:16,960
else happen because didn't crypto drop

327
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and you know that was like three weeks

328
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:21,679
ago i know it's superficial but you look

329
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:24,159
absolutely stunning today gremlin

330
00:21:21,679 --> 00:21:25,840
princess i always do

331
00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:27,840
why do you guys keep saying it if it's

332
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like an everyday occurrence that's the

333
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:31,600
main thing like you know you don't you

334
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know you don't remark that the sky's

335
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:36,240
blue every day you are definitely a very

336
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very hot mess

337
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you're god i'm right

338
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you're god i'm right look at listen to

339
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:42,400
that deep ass voice too

340
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:48,159
it just adds to it

341
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:51,280
you're goddamn right are you doing some

342
00:21:48,159 --> 00:21:53,039
more po box packages i have a [ __ ]

343
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:54,400
lot i got it i got the ship i got

344
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another shipment

345
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:58,480
there's a there's not like stacks like

346
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there like this sometimes is after i

347
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:01,600
leave it for months but i didn't leave

348
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:04,240
it for that long this time but i've got

349
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:06,320
a solid hand okay to let it all out i

350
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:08,640
know the feeling when i lost my

351
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:11,200
grandfather to cancer it was really hard

352
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:12,400
but letting it all out felt good don't

353
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:15,760
hold it in

354
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:18,970
it just hurts way more

355
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:20,080
he was a really genuine guy

356
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[Music]

357
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:24,080
sort of what i remember about him

358
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:27,280
sorry for your loss

359
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:31,679
hope things get better also i was happy

360
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:31,679
you remembered my name on last stream

361
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:35,360
man dies of cancer fenced almost

362
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affected

363
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:39,360
don't worry it's it

364
00:22:37,679 --> 00:22:40,559
if anything dude

365
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:42,799
if you do want to help and you've

366
00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:45,919
clearly got enough money to donate go

367
00:22:42,799 --> 00:22:47,360
buy his [ __ ] because his family is you

368
00:22:45,919 --> 00:22:50,240
know dude

369
00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:53,240
go buy his [ __ ] merch please good

370
00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:53,240
lord

371
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:57,679
you don't need to be saying like oh i'm

372
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:58,799
sorry for your loss to me i feel like

373
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it's

374
00:22:58,799 --> 00:23:01,760
the you know

375
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:12,480
but to lighten the mood a little

376
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:14,799
remember that stream when you told your

377
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:17,360
story about meeting techno and while

378
00:23:14,799 --> 00:23:19,440
doing it you said me and another girl no

379
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:20,720
i don't know those were fun times i've

380
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,080
never said that

381
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:24,320
i don't remember it because it's an

382
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:26,720
untruth

383
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:29,039
and i'll not cope with any lying in my

384
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:31,600
damn streams

385
00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:33,280
i don't deal with liars here dude all

386
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:37,840
right can you post a link i think it's

387
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:39,280
just technoblade.com i think

388
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:41,600
but

389
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,600
ugh

390
00:23:42,559 --> 00:23:46,480
where the [ __ ] oh my god i've lost my

391
00:23:44,559 --> 00:23:47,919
hair brush

392
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,679
never mind there's a bigger tragedy

393
00:23:47,919 --> 00:23:52,080
today i've gotta my

394
00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:52,080
brush

395
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:03,159
jesus christ if that was

396
00:24:06,510 --> 00:24:09,630
[Music]

397
00:24:09,919 --> 00:24:14,720
we all know you look like a girl but do

398
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:16,480
you smell like one or do you know that

399
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:19,039
musty gamer smell

400
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:23,200
let me buy you some perfume g

401
00:24:19,039 --> 00:24:26,240
i okay so i look i do have perfume look

402
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:31,120
i just rarely wear it it's this because

403
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:32,480
listen until smellovision is invented

404
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:34,320
i'm not just going to smell like this

405
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:37,919
all the time it is the strongest thing

406
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:40,080
on earth i smell like shampoo and soap

407
00:24:37,919 --> 00:24:43,039
i know what me

408
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:44,960
two different socks what a rascal i'm so

409
00:24:43,039 --> 00:24:47,360
sorry i haven't prepared properly as you

410
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:49,440
can see the um

411
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:50,400
i just put them on i've got to put my uh

412
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,000
i got a

413
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:54,080
there's a you know what's annoying about

414
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:56,880
it i'm wearing one thigh high and i

415
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:58,640
purposefully chose a blue sock i put on

416
00:24:56,880 --> 00:25:00,400
the blue sock and then was too lazy

417
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:02,640
after i found the other suck i was too

418
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:05,039
lazy to put the set on so now it now

419
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:07,440
it's blue stripes thigh high and normal

420
00:25:05,039 --> 00:25:08,720
thigh high but yeah it's [ __ ] ariana

421
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:12,159
grande

422
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:15,120
ariana grande ariana grande ariana

423
00:25:12,159 --> 00:25:18,159
grande perfume it's this but i rarely

424
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:20,000
ever use it because again

425
00:25:18,159 --> 00:25:22,720
you can't [ __ ] tell if i have or

426
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:24,400
haven't so why would i

427
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:27,400
it adds nothing to the viewing

428
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,400
experience

429
00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:35,760
holy [ __ ]

430
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:37,679
i've always imagined finn smells like

431
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:40,000
old moldy socks

432
00:25:37,679 --> 00:25:42,720
that's so nice to think about

433
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:44,640
so nice to think about

434
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:46,640
like 2016

435
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:48,880
oh my god okay if there's anything that

436
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:52,799
holy [ __ ] jack thank you

437
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:52,799
if there's if there's anything to um

438
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:57,039
come smell a vision come to first it

439
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:58,799
shouldn't be twitch

440
00:25:57,039 --> 00:26:00,480
every twitch streamer every twitch

441
00:25:58,799 --> 00:26:03,120
streamer is a

442
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:05,120
disgusting gross gremlin youtubers are

443
00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:07,120
more put together i swear to god the

444
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:08,720
youtube timeline is like you need

445
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:11,200
employees at the

446
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:12,720
top level of it like you got staff like

447
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:15,360
you got people that depend on you

448
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:18,320
there's like a workflow no streamers

449
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:20,559
they just [ __ ] press a button

450
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:22,559
and that's it i mean you know there's

451
00:26:20,559 --> 00:26:23,840
obviously absolutely no more to it but

452
00:26:22,559 --> 00:26:25,840
you know they just press a button and

453
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:27,760
they're live from their gross goblin

454
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:29,840
caves you wouldn't want to smell it i

455
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:32,000
know it's odd to ask at the moment but

456
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:35,600
do you have any tips for someone who is

457
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:37,600
going through gender dysphoria right now

458
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:40,480
dude the thing is with the anything

459
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:41,679
about coming also uh wrong month should

460
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:44,799
have asked me

461
00:26:41,679 --> 00:26:47,200
12 hold on should have asked me 22 hours

462
00:26:44,799 --> 00:26:50,480
ago idiot

463
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:53,200
there's no talk of there's no talk of

464
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:56,880
anything that is not binary and straight

465
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:58,720
nothing else it is july you respect our

466
00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:01,520
month

467
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:03,360
oh my god but no i i'm

468
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:04,880
realistically i am the wrong person to

469
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:07,120
ask i don't think i've heard you say you

470
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:09,200
are beautiful every single time we see

471
00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:11,919
you one because we see you so

472
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:14,080
infrequently glare too because you

473
00:27:11,919 --> 00:27:17,200
really are and i for one am jealous of

474
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:20,080
you three if we don't feed your ego

475
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:22,559
you'll go play minecraft that's for

476
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:25,279
wtfa

477
00:27:22,559 --> 00:27:27,279
what the tf for those sucks bro why

478
00:27:25,279 --> 00:27:29,440
you'd [ __ ] have so much such an issue

479
00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:31,039
with my sucks did you see beldolfine's

480
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,799
response i did

481
00:27:31,039 --> 00:27:35,919
oh my god

482
00:27:32,799 --> 00:27:37,919
what the [ __ ] i saw dude beldauphine

483
00:27:35,919 --> 00:27:39,440
responded to my tweet i tweeted out a

484
00:27:37,919 --> 00:27:41,520
picture of me

485
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:43,600
basically cosplaying her

486
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:45,600
and she responded that she

487
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:48,000
built a spot belt responded with a booty

488
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:50,080
call quite frankly she said that she'd

489
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:52,320
never wanted hold on let's see it i

490
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:54,480
think it was something about she's never

491
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,480
won

492
00:27:54,799 --> 00:27:58,159
my god

493
00:27:56,159 --> 00:28:02,840
oh let's see what it is four months of

494
00:27:58,159 --> 00:28:02,840
being a jealous trans girl lol

495
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,000
hold on look

496
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:08,880
i've never wanted to have sex with

497
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:11,520
myself before now

498
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:14,320
thanks bell thanks buddy

499
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:17,840
so yeah that's that's the news

500
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:20,960
oh my god

501
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:22,080
one year my socks are fine

502
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:24,320
listen

503
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:26,720
if i just wore all black

504
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:29,120
all the time it get boring

505
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:32,720
only cuties can see this

506
00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:32,720
you need a blue sock to like

507
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:37,520
sort it out what the [ __ ]

508
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:40,960
you need a blue sock just to make it a

509
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:44,320
bit more exciting if i [ __ ] that up

510
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:46,880
a little bit hold on

511
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:48,410
completely fixed it right then holy [ __ ]

512
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:51,760
okay

513
00:28:48,410 --> 00:28:54,080
[Music]

514
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:56,840
i mean you were a big part of my buy

515
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:58,399
slash pan awakening

516
00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:00,320
so

517
00:28:58,399 --> 00:29:04,720
hell yeah dude

518
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:04,720
i again i've got like the the superpower

519
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:10,159
i've got the superpower of like making

520
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,360
people buy at the very least

521
00:29:10,159 --> 00:29:13,840
the uh

522
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:16,080
oh my god

523
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:17,919
there we go

524
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:20,080
the interesting thing about that is if

525
00:29:17,919 --> 00:29:22,640
you what listen if you're into me as a

526
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:25,360
girl it's probably still straight

527
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:27,440
if you're into me as a guy

528
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:31,420
you not remembering every single word of

529
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:34,399
the tweet was great acting props

530
00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:38,320
[Music]

531
00:29:34,399 --> 00:29:38,320
which one the belt off in thing

532
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:42,159
you're not remembering every single word

533
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:44,480
of the tourist oh dude oh yeah sorry

534
00:29:42,159 --> 00:29:48,559
it's stapled it's stapled like above my

535
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:48,559
bed so i can see it and go to bed happy

536
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:54,399
i love you now dude the uh i've got to

537
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:56,799
get them redone but these are my

538
00:29:54,399 --> 00:29:58,720
favorite nails that i've had so far

539
00:29:56,799 --> 00:30:01,600
they're they're pretty solid they're

540
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:03,600
like dude did i said one

541
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:06,159
the thing is right the the color like

542
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:07,600
the pink color is the it's just gel

543
00:30:06,159 --> 00:30:08,399
builder it's called listen i'm gonna

544
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,919
educate

545
00:30:08,399 --> 00:30:11,120
the fellas that don't know anything

546
00:30:09,919 --> 00:30:13,279
about

547
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:15,600
femininity but basically like when you

548
00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:16,480
get the when you get long gel nails like

549
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,080
this

550
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:20,159
you know

551
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,840
when you get long journals like this

552
00:30:20,159 --> 00:30:24,480
it's made out of something called gel

553
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:26,399
builder it's not all acrylic buddy and

554
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:28,240
they uh they just kind of add layers and

555
00:30:26,399 --> 00:30:30,720
stuff out you know all and then it dries

556
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,919
like a bit like a very

557
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,679
like it's

558
00:30:31,919 --> 00:30:36,720
the same sort of method as you'd apply

559
00:30:33,679 --> 00:30:38,159
nail polish but thick and it makes that

560
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,520
very cool

561
00:30:38,159 --> 00:30:40,720
um

562
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,720
and yeah

563
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:45,120
this is it's the that the color of the

564
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:46,640
gel builder is this like nude pink color

565
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,600
and i just said that's a cool [ __ ]

566
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,440
color

567
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:51,440
you know we'd want to do this fast do

568
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:53,679
you want to just leave it as that she

569
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:56,080
and the male tech recommended doing like

570
00:30:53,679 --> 00:30:58,720
this like french tip sort of

571
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:58,720
ombre

572
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:08,559
dude i'm learning ombre dude

573
00:31:04,159 --> 00:31:10,559
it ain't a gradient it's [ __ ] hombre

574
00:31:08,559 --> 00:31:11,679
that's how women talk in different

575
00:31:10,559 --> 00:31:13,519
languages

576
00:31:11,679 --> 00:31:15,840
is ombre a different language for

577
00:31:13,519 --> 00:31:18,559
short-termed me finsexual and i couldn't

578
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:20,799
hope for a better person to do so oh

579
00:31:18,559 --> 00:31:20,799
yeah

580
00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:24,919
i am the peak

581
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:37,120
oh i've decided on pink eye shadow

582
00:31:35,039 --> 00:31:40,559
no i don't know if i told you that

583
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:42,240
i've decided on pink eye shadow

584
00:31:40,559 --> 00:31:44,799
don't worry i'm gonna somehow make this

585
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:46,159
match the uh the look i'm gonna blend

586
00:31:44,799 --> 00:31:47,760
this i'm gonna blend this through

587
00:31:46,159 --> 00:31:52,720
somehow

588
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:52,720
the most like dark and depressing outfit

589
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:57,120
with bright pink eyeshadow

590
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:04,320
people often ask me for makeup tips

591
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,320
don't do this

592
00:32:04,799 --> 00:32:12,080
try and make as much match as possible

593
00:32:07,679 --> 00:32:12,080
but i'm a risk taker a daredevil

594
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,840
i live on the [ __ ] edge

595
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:27,259
[Music]

596
00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:33,600
those nails are looking like a bit

597
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:35,840
freddy krueger remakes oh you [ __ ]

598
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:37,919
how dare you

599
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:40,159
freddie cro oh

600
00:32:37,919 --> 00:32:40,159
oh

601
00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:44,000
no that was a violation

602
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,000
bro

603
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:48,320
they're good they're a little bit long

604
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:50,480
whenever okay the thing is i've seen so

605
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:53,279
many girls with far far longer nails

606
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:55,039
than i do and it's fine when they do it

607
00:32:53,279 --> 00:32:57,039
i think it's discrimination personally

608
00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:59,279
it's [ __ ] it's july and then suddenly

609
00:32:57,039 --> 00:33:00,320
i get [ __ ] on for having long nails what

610
00:32:59,279 --> 00:33:01,919
the [ __ ]

611
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:03,519
so i'm gonna i

612
00:33:01,919 --> 00:33:05,519
but in all fairness when look how long

613
00:33:03,519 --> 00:33:07,440
now whenever i do get the nails done

614
00:33:05,519 --> 00:33:08,240
even the nail tech is like

615
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,320
like

616
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:12,799
she remarks every time god i never do

617
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:15,039
them this long it's [ __ ] crazy

618
00:33:12,799 --> 00:33:17,279
i don't care that much for long nails

619
00:33:15,039 --> 00:33:19,200
that's because you're boring

620
00:33:17,279 --> 00:33:21,200
i like to be able to type on my keyboard

621
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:23,360
from a few meters away at a time it

622
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:25,840
gives me a better gamer competitive

623
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,840
advantage

624
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:33,799
i see you're just not into esports

625
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:33,799
that's fine you can be lame

626
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:45,519
what i'm do what i'm doing is reducing

627
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:48,480
the time the travel time right

628
00:33:45,519 --> 00:33:51,200
if i'm if i if i can get to my keyboard

629
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:53,440
faster through the it nail extensions

630
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:56,240
the difference of my body

631
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:57,279
uh the the signal to keyboard press is

632
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,039
reduced

633
00:33:57,279 --> 00:34:00,799
thank you keiko holy [ __ ] thanks for

634
00:33:59,039 --> 00:34:02,480
fighting this up it's actually just a

635
00:34:00,799 --> 00:34:05,120
very good strategy that mixed with a

636
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:06,880
very good pink gaming chair

637
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:08,800
it really does set you apart you get

638
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:11,599
yourself a pink gaming chair and some

639
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:12,639
really long gel acrylic nails

640
00:34:11,599 --> 00:34:15,119
oh

641
00:34:12,639 --> 00:34:17,610
you watch as your frags per game go up

642
00:34:15,119 --> 00:34:19,440
in fortnite i tell you what

643
00:34:17,610 --> 00:34:21,119
[Music]

644
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,560
long nails are an esports advantage how

645
00:34:21,119 --> 00:34:25,119
come no one told me

646
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,119
yeah dude

647
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:30,000
that's why there's so many

648
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:33,000
that's why there's so many women in

649
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,000
esports

650
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:40,960
big advantage there

651
00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:40,960
it's like um

652
00:34:43,119 --> 00:34:46,960
oh dude it's [ __ ] eyeshadow

653
00:34:47,679 --> 00:34:51,839
i'm like trying to get the light right

654
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:57,839
like [ __ ] one of them looks

655
00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:59,200
one of them

656
00:34:57,839 --> 00:35:03,240
one of them looks way better than the

657
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:03,240
other one what the [ __ ]

658
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:08,000
symmetry has never been a strong suit of

659
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,000
mine

660
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,640
also everything to do with your under

661
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,760
eyes sucks okay there we go i think i

662
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,599
did it

663
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:20,480
i think i'm solid

664
00:35:17,599 --> 00:35:20,480
there hold on

665
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:25,040
so many women in these sports just don't

666
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:26,480
know it yet true i mean

667
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:28,839
don't they say like women are like

668
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:31,520
technically the biggest population of

669
00:35:28,839 --> 00:35:34,800
gamers because like they they factor in

670
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:35,599
like uh like uh like uh mobile games and

671
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,480
[ __ ]

672
00:35:35,599 --> 00:35:39,359
they just

673
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:40,800
when as soon as you say competitive

674
00:35:39,359 --> 00:35:43,359
changes a bit but you know like there

675
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:44,880
are more women in uh gaming or something

676
00:35:43,359 --> 00:35:47,760
is that a true stat i don't know if

677
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:49,839
that's true farmville exactly

678
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:52,079
women don't exist

679
00:35:49,839 --> 00:35:56,880
it's been a contentious point over the

680
00:35:52,079 --> 00:35:57,920
years depend if uh women do indeed exist

681
00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:00,480
i

682
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:02,960
i haven't been i haven't been persuaded

683
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,960
either way

684
00:36:03,359 --> 00:36:06,800
if i was gonna decide on one today i'd

685
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:10,440
say they don't i've never personally

686
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:10,440
seen one in real life

687
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:20,640
secret spawner is insanely op

688
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:23,520
minecraft sky block the super pickaxe

689
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:24,800
minecraft prisons secret tool makes

690
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:28,240
millions

691
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:32,960
minecraft skyblock the bannable robot

692
00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:32,960
minecraft prisons giant automatic

693
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:37,280
let me continue on what you're going to

694
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:38,720
say great titles with no similarities

695
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,880
you're damn right

696
00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:44,560
you're goddamn right that's called

697
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:44,560
youtube metadata baby

698
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:47,520
my god

699
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:51,920
listen you're now to play the youtube

700
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:54,960
game listen if you if you want if you

701
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:55,920
want minecraft views you've got a

702
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:59,119
you know

703
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:59,920
there's no clickbait in all fairness it

704
00:36:59,119 --> 00:37:03,119
is

705
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:05,280
it it is all true in fact we've often

706
00:37:03,119 --> 00:37:08,079
downplayed the video makes millions

707
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:09,119
technically it made billions but you

708
00:37:08,079 --> 00:37:11,200
know

709
00:37:09,119 --> 00:37:13,119
it didn't look as good in the title

710
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:15,680
so is it technically clickbait we made

711
00:37:13,119 --> 00:37:18,640
more we did better than it says

712
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:20,720
under promise over deliver as i say

713
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:23,680
are you calling me out as a non-pride

714
00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:26,640
supporter that's sad and not my idea of

715
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:30,000
my last donno i went to change my mind

716
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:32,079
about it from non-lgbt to pro because of

717
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:34,650
your stream and your explanation why to

718
00:37:32,079 --> 00:37:37,359
be open-minded about it

719
00:37:34,650 --> 00:37:40,240
[Music]

720
00:37:37,359 --> 00:37:40,240
that threw me for a while

721
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:46,000
my father passed away in january of this

722
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:48,480
year from stage four colon cancer i

723
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:51,599
applaud the strength techno's dad has i

724
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:52,640
could never rest in peace technoblade

725
00:37:51,599 --> 00:37:53,660
yeah

726
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,280
the um

727
00:37:53,660 --> 00:37:56,480
[Music]

728
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:58,960
dude

729
00:37:56,480 --> 00:38:00,400
that his um

730
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:03,599
yeah

731
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:05,760
his last video is heartbreaking

732
00:38:03,599 --> 00:38:08,720
it's

733
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:11,280
i think i i showed it to my dad and

734
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:12,800
he tried to not cry at that

735
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:14,079
he definitely did because he walked in

736
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:16,079
the other room but

737
00:38:14,079 --> 00:38:18,720
yeah the um

738
00:38:16,079 --> 00:38:21,839
it's [ __ ] hard to watch um

739
00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:24,480
but it's great i think there's um

740
00:38:21,839 --> 00:38:27,599
it's hard you know

741
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:27,599
how do you not craft watching

742
00:38:29,359 --> 00:38:34,880
i think it was conor that put it

743
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:36,240
really well on twitter he said like

744
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:38,320
that was the thing that i'm calling

745
00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:39,839
skeppy an [ __ ] for

746
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:41,520
because

747
00:38:39,839 --> 00:38:44,320
skeppy messaged me

748
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:45,599
again 10 minutes before the stream

749
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:47,599
and

750
00:38:45,599 --> 00:38:49,680
we were we were talking about i'd asked

751
00:38:47,599 --> 00:38:52,640
him how he was doing because

752
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:54,000
he's a lot closer to techno than i was

753
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:56,800
um

754
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:58,400
then you know

755
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,240
hard um

756
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,760
so i asked him how he was and he got

757
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:03,520
back to me and he said he's you know

758
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:06,000
been thinking of he's

759
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:08,000
it makes you think i'm not gonna [ __ ]

760
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:10,000
say everything he said but

761
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:13,040
he

762
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:14,480
he made it known uh how much he values

763
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:17,119
our friendship

764
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:18,400
uh which was really good and i think

765
00:39:17,119 --> 00:39:20,720
it's

766
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:23,119
pretty important too it's kind of insane

767
00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:23,119
that like

768
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:27,119
someone at that age

769
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:29,440
like same age same age as us he died at

770
00:39:27,119 --> 00:39:30,800
23 and you know

771
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,520
i'm 22

772
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:33,200
and

773
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:35,119
you know he had all the support all the

774
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:37,520
money in the world to deal with it and

775
00:39:35,119 --> 00:39:39,119
in nine months it went from a

776
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:42,480
you know something that was barely an

777
00:39:39,119 --> 00:39:45,760
issue to this

778
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:47,599
so it's you know it's hard not to

779
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:49,040
think about you know

780
00:39:47,599 --> 00:39:51,280
it's hard not it's hard not to think

781
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:53,119
about a bit you know

782
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:55,200
the

783
00:39:53,119 --> 00:39:58,160
fragility of it all

784
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:58,160
but [ __ ]

785
00:40:05,119 --> 00:40:09,040
no

786
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:12,319
i've got my i've got my um i've got my

787
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:13,520
tears out so i think i'm good

788
00:40:12,319 --> 00:40:15,119
the uh

789
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:19,119
but he was a great guy

790
00:40:15,119 --> 00:40:22,560
techno was a great guy i might like

791
00:40:19,119 --> 00:40:25,760
limited interactions with him

792
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:28,240
infant sexual finsexual is a term which

793
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:30,319
means people are attracted to females

794
00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:32,960
feminine aligned people feminine

795
00:40:30,319 --> 00:40:35,280
presenting non-binary folks and men who

796
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:37,280
are feminine a fin sexual person is

797
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:40,400
likely going to be attracted to someone

798
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:40,400
who presents femme

799
00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:46,960
oh

800
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:53,440
my god

801
00:40:50,839 --> 00:40:55,119
amen if dude if there's anything that

802
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:56,720
the guy if if there's anything that

803
00:40:55,119 --> 00:41:00,160
techno was

804
00:40:56,720 --> 00:41:00,160
he could appreciate a good joke

805
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,720
[ __ ]

806
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,839
oh

807
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:08,000
my

808
00:41:04,839 --> 00:41:09,200
god good timing man

809
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,520
thanks for the fight thanks for the five

810
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,520
dollars

811
00:41:12,319 --> 00:41:16,880
[ __ ]

812
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,880
but um yeah

813
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:22,000
done oh my god the time yeah [ __ ] uh

814
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:24,400
oh

815
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:26,720
i think the the the very first time me

816
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:28,560
and uh me and him met

817
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:30,240
it was uh

818
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:32,880
i think the first time we talked was for

819
00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:35,440
a skeppy video it's on youtube somewhere

820
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:37,359
um and

821
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:39,440
god he was great the

822
00:41:37,359 --> 00:41:40,880
the the the thing the reason why i have

823
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,560
such a

824
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:44,079
high respect for him

825
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:46,640
is that

826
00:41:44,079 --> 00:41:48,720
you meet so many youtubers that and not

827
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:50,000
not for the sake of any like not like

828
00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:50,880
whatever

829
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,560
but

830
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:54,880
some people are very different on camera

831
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:56,640
than they are off camera and even and

832
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:58,800
you know

833
00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:00,880
even when

834
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:02,880
you record with someone and you have

835
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:04,960
that interaction on under the guise of

836
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:06,319
filming something

837
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:08,720
you just get a different person it

838
00:42:06,319 --> 00:42:10,560
doesn't even for for better or for worse

839
00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:12,640
you're going to go into youtuber mode

840
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:15,599
but we had a lot of time talking after

841
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:17,040
the video was done and i just um they

842
00:42:15,599 --> 00:42:18,560
stuck around in a call and just talked

843
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:19,920
to me and hannah for a while after

844
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:21,040
skeppy went to go [ __ ] edit this

845
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,400
video

846
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:25,280
and

847
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:26,720
i like for for over an hour we were just

848
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:28,880
talking and [ __ ]

849
00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:28,880
and

850
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:33,040
incredibly funny

851
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:35,680
the

852
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:38,560
by all accounts i am a very small

853
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:40,240
youtuber and so was hannah at the time

854
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:44,000
and you know

855
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:46,240
it's a weird thing but like

856
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:49,040
i think the biggest tell of if someone's

857
00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:51,200
a good person in the youtube community

858
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:53,040
and this really doesn't happen it's just

859
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:55,040
like um like

860
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:57,119
if you're if

861
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:58,800
if you're willing to like go out of your

862
00:42:57,119 --> 00:43:00,400
way to be nice for

863
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,720
like someone that's smaller than you you

864
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:04,800
have nothing to gain from them it's an

865
00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:07,359
immediate it's a

866
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:09,280
it's a real statement of character and

867
00:43:07,359 --> 00:43:12,280
if anything technoblade had that in

868
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:12,280
spades

869
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:17,920
yeah

870
00:43:15,119 --> 00:43:17,920
i miss him man

871
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:25,880
hold on i'm sucking the tears back into

872
00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:25,880
my eyes

873
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,520
i don't want to ruin my [ __ ] mascara

874
00:43:28,319 --> 00:43:31,680
after i've just done it thanks for the

875
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:34,000
22 points up

876
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,000
[ __ ]

877
00:43:35,839 --> 00:43:39,920
makeup's not ruined yet i'm good

878
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:43,359
it's just my eyes blending into my eye

879
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:43,359
shadow because it's bloodshot

880
00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:53,440
about two years ago you helped me

881
00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:56,800
realize myself as a trans woman and now

882
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:58,720
i've been on hrt for almost three months

883
00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:00,880
i thanked you then for helping me and i

884
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:02,319
wanted to thank you again

885
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:04,880
thank you i mean

886
00:44:02,319 --> 00:44:08,440
thank you thanks for saying that i

887
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:08,440
i'm dude

888
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:13,359
it's hard to claim

889
00:44:11,359 --> 00:44:14,520
it's hard to claim [ __ ]

890
00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:16,960
uh

891
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:18,800
responsibility for anything

892
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:21,359
um but i'll take it

893
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:23,040
thank you i'm uh i save lives out here i

894
00:44:21,359 --> 00:44:26,560
don't know what can i say my content's

895
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:26,560
just very important to the world what

896
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:31,599
looks like but i'm i'm glad that you i'm

897
00:44:30,319 --> 00:44:34,480
glad that you got something out of it

898
00:44:31,599 --> 00:44:36,480
that's very nice

899
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:38,079
terrible day for rain

900
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:40,720
it's been okay here in all fairness it

901
00:44:38,079 --> 00:44:42,000
rains every every uh half day you wait

902
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:43,440
half a day and it's gonna rain in

903
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:45,680
britain so

904
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,680
eh

905
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:50,119
not uncommon

906
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,880
there we go

907
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:13,440
[ __ ] yeah

908
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,440
[ __ ] yeah

909
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:17,760
there we go

910
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:21,520
british summer so flip a coin dude it's

911
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:21,520
so [ __ ] true my god

912
00:45:24,079 --> 00:45:27,920
hell yeah there we go we did it hold on

913
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:32,319
if i put on cat ears it's gonna make the

914
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:35,040
pink makeup look less out of place

915
00:45:32,319 --> 00:45:37,520
oh it does it's works so goddamn well

916
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:38,800
thank you for the 10 gifted subs holy

917
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:40,240
[ __ ] dude

918
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:42,319
thank you thanks for the think of the

919
00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:44,839
time that's very nice of you

920
00:45:42,319 --> 00:45:48,240
it's gonna add to my add to my

921
00:45:44,839 --> 00:45:50,800
riches show us boobs nova get out of

922
00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:53,599
here no necklace

923
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:55,040
how can i bonk

924
00:45:53,599 --> 00:45:56,640
one night oh [ __ ] i don't have a

925
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:58,560
necklace

926
00:45:56,640 --> 00:46:00,640
i haven't worn a necklace and how

927
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:03,680
[ __ ] how long

928
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:05,359
skirts the spin was redeemed buddy it's

929
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:07,440
good dude

930
00:46:05,359 --> 00:46:09,599
what what what skirt

931
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:11,680
[ __ ] i just want to hug you and say

932
00:46:09,599 --> 00:46:14,079
thank you that's the most boring skirt

933
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:16,960
in the world you are a great person keep

934
00:46:14,079 --> 00:46:19,280
your spirit up

935
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:24,400
someone clip it yeah it layers out like

936
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:24,400
that and uh thank you for the kind words

937
00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:28,960
pasty white thighs god [ __ ] listen i'll

938
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:31,280
get a tan when i leave the house for the

939
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:32,960
first time

940
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:35,960
hold on i'm trying to find myself a good

941
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:35,960
necklace

942
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,680
[ __ ]

943
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:49,280
i ain't got [ __ ]

944
00:46:47,359 --> 00:46:51,680
i got nothing wait

945
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:53,680
this one is more is too e girly i don't

946
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:58,720
think it really goes what about just

947
00:46:53,680 --> 00:47:01,119
like the easy hold on what about oh pbs

948
00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:01,119
what

949
00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:07,240
no profanity in my chat mods

950
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:14,000
it's not very gamer of you

951
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,400
what the hell

952
00:47:26,079 --> 00:47:32,400
all right hold on

953
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:32,400
i'm trying to find a good

954
00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:39,040
why is there not a normal one there's

955
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:39,040
i've got a pack of chokers one of them

956
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:44,079
what about some funny knife tricks

957
00:47:42,079 --> 00:47:45,760
oh dude i've got funny knife tricks out

958
00:47:44,079 --> 00:47:47,599
the ass hold on

959
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:49,200
i am trying to look for one necklace

960
00:47:47,599 --> 00:47:52,559
though i'm trying to look for a choker

961
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:54,160
that's not like really thick and bulky

962
00:47:52,559 --> 00:47:56,559
okay

963
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:58,240
oh wanna see a knife trick watch me cut

964
00:47:56,559 --> 00:48:00,160
off one of these little dangly bits that

965
00:47:58,240 --> 00:48:02,559
don't look good some of them look good

966
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:04,400
most of them don't

967
00:48:02,559 --> 00:48:06,480
okay

968
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,760
this little metal thing do i have a

969
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:11,440
knife that's shitty enough that i can

970
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:13,200
just like hammer it into this yes i do

971
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,240
oh there we go

972
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:17,839
hold on

973
00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:19,200
bro it been this long also gloob

974
00:48:17,839 --> 00:48:20,960
what

975
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:24,480
gloop

976
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:24,480
thanks for the gloom my guy

977
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:33,359
if i sent some shorts to your p.o box

978
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:34,400
would you wear them

979
00:48:33,359 --> 00:48:36,720
yes

980
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:38,400
wait hold on before i say yes to just

981
00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:40,880
any sort of shorts it depends on the

982
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:42,800
shorts you didn't specify

983
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:44,640
i'll wear shorts but i know you mean

984
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:46,800
booty shorts or some [ __ ] like that your

985
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:48,400
videos are actually important to more

986
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:51,119
people than you think

987
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:53,200
your genuine personality your charming

988
00:48:51,119 --> 00:48:56,160
smile and wonderful attitude is so

989
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:58,079
refreshing on those bad days we all have

990
00:48:56,160 --> 00:49:02,280
the fact that you are so comfortable in

991
00:48:58,079 --> 00:49:02,280
your skin gives others courage

992
00:49:03,119 --> 00:49:07,119
sorry guys i was just feeling a little

993
00:49:04,559 --> 00:49:09,440
bit uncomfortable in my in my necklace

994
00:49:07,119 --> 00:49:09,440
the uh

995
00:49:09,839 --> 00:49:13,920
there you go that kind of works

996
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:15,599
see i knew i had good taste

997
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,720
the uh

998
00:49:15,599 --> 00:49:19,520
and thanks

999
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:21,280
although genuine what the [ __ ]

1000
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:24,559
this is salaried gig i've been getting

1001
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:26,800
paid from from a uh from uh warner media

1002
00:49:24,559 --> 00:49:28,480
group they've made an investment in

1003
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,680
sorry to expose them they made an

1004
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:31,119
investment they wanted to make an

1005
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:33,440
investment into e-girls as soon as

1006
00:49:31,119 --> 00:49:35,119
twitch came about so they hired me

1007
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:37,280
uh they didn't have anyone on staff that

1008
00:49:35,119 --> 00:49:39,040
was a woman so they just kind of stuck

1009
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:41,680
me with the job

1010
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:43,920
several people including me have sent

1011
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:46,880
you sensible necklaces rather than

1012
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:50,480
chokers have you really lost all of them

1013
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:50,480
no i just think this looks better

1014
00:49:50,559 --> 00:49:55,119
oh yeah i've got so many necklaces but

1015
00:49:53,359 --> 00:49:58,240
which one of them works with cat ears

1016
00:49:55,119 --> 00:49:59,920
and pink makeup and a and

1017
00:49:58,240 --> 00:50:02,240
[ __ ] thanks for the thank you to jesus

1018
00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:04,880
christ ellen ellen

1019
00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:07,920
thank you for the 10 gifted tubs jesus

1020
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:11,040
you're going to break a record buddy

1021
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:13,599
have you got wait have we got you into a

1022
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:15,440
big fluffy gown

1023
00:50:13,599 --> 00:50:18,720
[ __ ] have you ever there's a big blue

1024
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:21,280
one hold on tbh

1025
00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:23,599
absolutely zero but you an entertaining

1026
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:26,720
gal so yeah

1027
00:50:23,599 --> 00:50:29,200
thank you

1028
00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:31,760
to be fair

1029
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:33,440
hold on i know that my one one sec sorry

1030
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:37,440
i'm just scrolling through like saturn

1031
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:40,880
streamer this hold on hold on hold on

1032
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:43,040
holy [ __ ] jack manifold hold on hold on

1033
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,040
hop

1034
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:51,520
sorry

1035
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:52,720
for later hold on

1036
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:55,200
hold on

1037
00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:56,480
hold on there it is

1038
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,520
there you go

1039
00:50:56,480 --> 00:51:02,000
the

1040
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:03,599
most giant floofy dress on earth there

1041
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:06,079
i i do have one

1042
00:51:03,599 --> 00:51:07,599
in all fairness it sucked a little bit

1043
00:51:06,079 --> 00:51:10,319
to wear

1044
00:51:07,599 --> 00:51:12,559
but it was there i couldn't move about

1045
00:51:10,319 --> 00:51:14,559
the house or get through any doorways or

1046
00:51:12,559 --> 00:51:16,480
i could barely take it off by the end of

1047
00:51:14,559 --> 00:51:18,160
it but

1048
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:19,599
solid and i've still got it i've still

1049
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:21,040
got the dress

1050
00:51:19,599 --> 00:51:22,960
i could do with another one just in case

1051
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:26,640
someone wants to send me something

1052
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:26,640
if you want to send me a ton of dresses

1053
00:51:30,559 --> 00:51:34,079
where the [ __ ] do you even store that

1054
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:34,800
thing it takes up a whole draw on its

1055
00:51:34,079 --> 00:51:36,720
own

1056
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:39,040
it takes up that that and the wedding

1057
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:41,040
dress are both in two separate drawers

1058
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:43,200
because they're equally poofy the

1059
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:45,280
wedding dress and and and that [ __ ]

1060
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:48,160
what is it called the the the thing that

1061
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:49,760
makes it go out so much what is it the

1062
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:52,480
thing under thousand

1063
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:53,839
dormant who dares to rouse the dicks

1064
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:56,800
holy [ __ ]

1065
00:51:53,839 --> 00:51:58,720
i'll rise a few dicks

1066
00:51:56,800 --> 00:52:01,520
hey dicks hey dixon furnace thank you

1067
00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:03,599
hello petticoat there that thing dude

1068
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:04,400
that [ __ ] thing takes up like that

1069
00:52:03,599 --> 00:52:06,319
lays

1070
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:08,240
all your

1071
00:52:06,319 --> 00:52:10,240
two drawers are taken up by that blue

1072
00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:12,000
dress the wedding dress and that thing

1073
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:14,400
so like two drawers for those three

1074
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,359
items [ __ ] insane

1075
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,800
oh

1076
00:52:15,359 --> 00:52:18,480
indeed

1077
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:20,800
cancer bad

1078
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:23,119
it's my new hot take please donate to

1079
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:25,839
please go buy technoblades merch all the

1080
00:52:23,119 --> 00:52:28,319
the proceeds go to his family into a uh

1081
00:52:25,839 --> 00:52:29,920
and to cancer research so go [ __ ] do

1082
00:52:28,319 --> 00:52:33,760
that

1083
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:35,680
do your part thanks stuff

1084
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:37,920
there might be some bracelets in your

1085
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:40,000
p.o box packages that would work with

1086
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:41,839
this outfit

1087
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:45,040
has rose been drinking

1088
00:52:41,839 --> 00:52:46,880
do i seem drunk and hell yeah dude and

1089
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:48,480
hell yeah i have been drinking i am

1090
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:51,440
[ __ ] shattered right now and yeah i

1091
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:52,960
do have i know i have um

1092
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:55,920
i have a ton of po box packages

1093
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:57,040
downstairs should we do po box opening

1094
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,240
there's some of them that look

1095
00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:00,000
interesting

1096
00:52:58,240 --> 00:53:01,280
quite frankly some of them from a

1097
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:03,200
different country

1098
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:06,079
i so admitted my first picks to a

1099
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:07,920
cross-dressing sub because of [ __ ]

1100
00:53:06,079 --> 00:53:10,240
how many karma points did you get if

1101
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:12,400
it's anything less than 10 000 kind of

1102
00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:16,160
lame

1103
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:17,520
and i won't really respect you much but

1104
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:19,040
you know i'm only just saying that

1105
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:23,920
because

1106
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:23,920
all of mine have over 10 000 so you know

1107
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:28,720
just thought i'd

1108
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:30,160
just thought i'd mention that

1109
00:53:28,720 --> 00:53:32,240
no pressure

1110
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:34,319
no pressure okay shall i go grab this

1111
00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:36,079
thing i'll go grab the things there's so

1112
00:53:34,319 --> 00:53:38,640
much stuff and i also really want to

1113
00:53:36,079 --> 00:53:42,400
play hold on what is this

1114
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:44,960
where's that song what is love in 8-bit

1115
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:44,960
give me a minute

1116
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:52,290
should i change the sock no

1117
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:52,290
[Music]

1118
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:28,559
so

1119
00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:29,820
[Music]

1120
00:54:28,559 --> 00:55:01,769
dog

1121
00:54:29,820 --> 00:55:01,769
[Music]

1122
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:15,640
so

1123
00:55:21,030 --> 00:55:28,079
[Music]

1124
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:29,440
all right

1125
00:55:28,079 --> 00:55:30,630
one trip

1126
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:32,839
one trip

1127
00:55:30,630 --> 00:55:36,240
[Music]

1128
00:55:32,839 --> 00:55:38,880
baby oh my god

1129
00:55:36,240 --> 00:55:42,160
one trick oh i can't pause it one trip

1130
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:44,480
one trip hey bud how are we doing

1131
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:46,319
oh my god as soon as i let go of this

1132
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:47,760
it's [ __ ] falling over how do you

1133
00:55:46,319 --> 00:55:51,599
think there's anything fragile in this i

1134
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:51,599
didn't feel like i heard any glass

1135
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:58,480
unboxing time

1136
00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:00,160
oh yeah sorry

1137
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:01,119
my knife

1138
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:02,799
did i

1139
00:56:01,119 --> 00:56:04,640
no it's fine i've got i've got safety

1140
00:56:02,799 --> 00:56:05,839
shorts on this

1141
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:07,520
okay

1142
00:56:05,839 --> 00:56:10,240
i'm gonna just start with whichever fell

1143
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:10,240
closer to me

1144
00:56:10,319 --> 00:56:14,880
hold on let me turn off

1145
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:16,720
that there you go

1146
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:21,280
you're boring

1147
00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:21,280
manliest fanboy you're g dang right

1148
00:56:25,839 --> 00:56:28,799
don't worry in the edit that's going to

1149
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:30,400
get my in the edit they're going to make

1150
00:56:28,799 --> 00:56:33,760
that bigger don't worry

1151
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:35,359
on the on on on eclipse channel oh [ __ ]

1152
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,559
oh no have i just cut something

1153
00:56:35,359 --> 00:56:37,599
important

1154
00:56:36,559 --> 00:56:38,960
on the clip channel they're gonna make

1155
00:56:37,599 --> 00:56:40,720
that better

1156
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:42,559
no i'm good

1157
00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:45,839
what the [ __ ] is this

1158
00:56:42,559 --> 00:56:45,839
it didn't say who it was from

1159
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:51,200
there's no note

1160
00:56:48,799 --> 00:56:53,680
what are you

1161
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:55,040
oh it's this oh [ __ ] it's a skirt

1162
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:59,079
that is the

1163
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:59,079
uh that is interesting

1164
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:05,200
it's so pretty

1165
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:09,040
i love the i love the color

1166
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:14,559
and the and the oh it's flowers sorry i

1167
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:17,040
thought it was um

1168
00:57:14,559 --> 00:57:17,040
i don't know

1169
00:57:17,359 --> 00:57:21,280
i don't have an outfit that goes with

1170
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:24,640
this

1171
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:26,480
don't lie i'm a v no

1172
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:28,559
what did they say before

1173
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:31,520
what did they say

1174
00:57:28,559 --> 00:57:34,400
uh why do i inspire them

1175
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:38,319
because i have a

1176
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:41,520
a genuine personality i do not lie

1177
00:57:38,319 --> 00:57:43,440
it's very pretty i don't have anything

1178
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:45,359
i don't know i would not lie i do not

1179
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:46,799
have anything that matches it

1180
00:57:45,359 --> 00:57:48,880
but i'll keep it

1181
00:57:46,799 --> 00:57:50,799
just in case i'll keep it just in case

1182
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:53,040
something comes along that i get

1183
00:57:50,799 --> 00:57:56,240
i i find i find a shirt that would match

1184
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:59,200
it hip's not wide enough to wear it you

1185
00:57:56,240 --> 00:58:00,640
shut the g you shut the g dang up hold

1186
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:03,200
on

1187
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:05,280
hips not wide enough

1188
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:07,839
hip's not dude i have the one

1189
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:10,319
i'm known to have the widest tips

1190
00:58:07,839 --> 00:58:10,319
look at this

1191
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:15,359
my hips are wide enough god damn it

1192
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:18,319
i could wear this any day of the week

1193
00:58:15,359 --> 00:58:18,319
and you would be st

1194
00:58:18,799 --> 00:58:23,839
look at that that fits me perfectly

1195
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:29,839
and as they say hips don't lie

1196
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:36,280
as a wise as always as a wise lady once

1197
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:36,280
said

1198
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:40,480
whoever sent that is shady yeah they

1199
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:42,319
were

1200
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:44,319
whoever said that was a bad person they

1201
00:58:42,319 --> 00:58:47,440
were trying to they were trying to make

1202
00:58:44,319 --> 00:58:49,119
me look bad because of my lack of hips

1203
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:51,280
bro what the [ __ ] they didn't include

1204
00:58:49,119 --> 00:58:52,960
that little special strip that makes

1205
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:54,960
ripping it easier

1206
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:58,839
that's why having a knife is good

1207
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:58,839
what the [ __ ] is this

1208
00:59:04,079 --> 00:59:07,200
this is not mine

1209
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:13,280
this is not mine this is not p.o box

1210
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:16,720
this is my neighbors

1211
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:19,599
i'll save that for later

1212
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:21,760
okay [ __ ]

1213
00:59:19,599 --> 00:59:25,200
it's not even my neighbors it's my

1214
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:25,200
it's my parents neighbors

1215
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:27,920
yikes

1216
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:31,200
they're never getting their [ __ ]

1217
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:33,599
envelopes

1218
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:34,960
sorry but whoa oh wait is this okay i'm

1219
00:59:33,599 --> 00:59:37,839
gonna i'm gonna check every single one

1220
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:40,319
of them now okay

1221
00:59:37,839 --> 00:59:43,280
it's fine it was a bra i'm assuming that

1222
00:59:40,319 --> 00:59:46,400
it's mine because uh who the [ __ ] ships

1223
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:48,720
ships a bra from amazon besides you

1224
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:48,720
people

1225
00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:52,480
oh my god

1226
00:59:50,559 --> 00:59:54,720
what the [ __ ]

1227
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:57,359
it oh there's a string

1228
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:59,200
what the hell

1229
00:59:57,359 --> 01:00:02,160
what are you

1230
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:04,960
there's this oh [ __ ] hold on this is

1231
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:06,559
like a mechanism

1232
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:08,720
what what do you think

1233
01:00:06,559 --> 01:00:11,280
there's okay the string ties like in the

1234
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:13,440
middle what do you think chat

1235
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:15,440
you think it suits me

1236
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:17,520
i'm never i'm you're never gonna see if

1237
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:19,839
i wear it though you're never gonna know

1238
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:22,079
if i'm wearing this

1239
01:00:19,839 --> 01:00:24,559
oh my god

1240
01:00:22,079 --> 01:00:25,359
don't get me wrong free bra

1241
01:00:24,559 --> 01:00:28,240
so

1242
01:00:25,359 --> 01:00:30,480
i'm gonna but you're never gonna know

1243
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:32,880
what's the need i have no idea how

1244
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:34,319
lacing this is gonna work either

1245
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:36,000
i need to like

1246
01:00:34,319 --> 01:00:37,780
quickly jam it in or else i'm gonna lose

1247
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:39,359
this piece of string

1248
01:00:37,780 --> 01:00:40,960
[Music]

1249
01:00:39,359 --> 01:00:43,119
there you go i'll figure this out

1250
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:45,760
another time

1251
01:00:43,119 --> 01:00:46,880
careful with the addresses my man

1252
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:48,960
all good

1253
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:51,119
don't worry none of the well okay

1254
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:53,680
multiple things number one it's just all

1255
01:00:51,119 --> 01:00:56,000
the addresses are all po box addresses

1256
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:57,920
number two also that's linked below my

1257
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:59,920
parents were lazy number three it wasn't

1258
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:03,599
a direct neighbor great it was like

1259
01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:06,559
[ __ ] a little bit away oh damn

1260
01:01:03,599 --> 01:01:06,559
what the [ __ ]

1261
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:12,079
welcome to the stream thanks for the 25

1262
01:01:10,079 --> 01:01:13,040
gifted subs you've never gifted any

1263
01:01:12,079 --> 01:01:15,760
before

1264
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:17,599
thank you buddy

1265
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:19,280
yep that's a man that appreciates a good

1266
01:01:17,599 --> 01:01:22,079
pair of carriers

1267
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:24,480
jesus thank you man

1268
01:01:22,079 --> 01:01:27,200
oh my god okay there's more

1269
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:28,640
how many of these do i wait no wait this

1270
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:30,720
is different i was gonna say how many of

1271
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:32,799
these i thought these are fish nets

1272
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:34,960
are they not

1273
01:01:32,799 --> 01:01:36,720
they look wait they look like a weird

1274
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:39,119
texture

1275
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:41,200
are these fishnets

1276
01:01:39,119 --> 01:01:44,480
what the [ __ ] is going on

1277
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:47,680
oh wait what

1278
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:51,599
there's two holes on both sides

1279
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:54,000
water hold on someone explain this to me

1280
01:01:51,599 --> 01:01:54,960
what are the what is this for

1281
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:57,039
oh

1282
01:01:54,960 --> 01:02:01,520
it's for my penis

1283
01:01:57,039 --> 01:02:01,520
oh dude that's sick thank you so much

1284
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:05,680
i don't know if it's gonna fit it's too

1285
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:07,760
slim

1286
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:08,640
mine's much more like pringles can like

1287
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:10,799
you know

1288
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:12,400
oh [ __ ] thanks ellen actually thank you

1289
01:02:10,799 --> 01:02:13,520
subs

1290
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:15,359
okay

1291
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:18,240
that's not okay look let me give you

1292
01:02:15,359 --> 01:02:20,160
more of a representation i don't wait

1293
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:22,319
let me see if it can fit of something

1294
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:24,640
that's like more accurate

1295
01:02:22,319 --> 01:02:26,000
all right so

1296
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:28,240
if my

1297
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:30,160
oh no that'll work

1298
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:32,000
that'll work oh [ __ ] yeah that's gonna

1299
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:33,920
look great look at that

1300
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:35,359
yeah it's much more accurate i feel like

1301
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:37,680
i'll keep that there

1302
01:02:35,359 --> 01:02:40,319
nice and i got two of them

1303
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:40,319
hell yeah

1304
01:02:40,559 --> 01:02:44,640
nice

1305
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:46,559
i sent the bra i know it's adorable and

1306
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:48,799
you can wear it with a more professional

1307
01:02:46,559 --> 01:02:52,960
outfit where it might peek through

1308
01:02:48,799 --> 01:02:52,960
just tell me if i done good and it fits

1309
01:02:53,359 --> 01:02:55,760
i

1310
01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:59,920
listen

1311
01:02:55,760 --> 01:03:03,119
i'll tell you not today because i'm

1312
01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:07,440
i'm indisposed i'm currently uh

1313
01:03:03,119 --> 01:03:07,440
i'm trying on my new [ __ ] sleeve um

1314
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:12,799
every now and then the royal oh

1315
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:14,480
archangel nice every now and then the

1316
01:03:12,799 --> 01:03:16,079
royal mail will write something on the

1317
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:17,280
back of a package that gets sent it's

1318
01:03:16,079 --> 01:03:20,160
like please

1319
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:21,520
stop having us deliver this much [ __ ]

1320
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:23,359
please

1321
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:25,760
and then i do nothing those are gloves

1322
01:03:23,359 --> 01:03:25,760
you get

1323
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:33,280
okay well my hand my sorry no my that

1324
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:36,160
doesn't make any sense because that is a

1325
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:38,400
that is a perfect fit but my arms are so

1326
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:40,240
much more dainty so i don't know i'm

1327
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:42,240
just so small and feminine i don't know

1328
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:45,039
if it's gonna it seems too big for my

1329
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:47,520
for my arms um

1330
01:03:45,039 --> 01:03:47,520
i don't know

1331
01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:53,760
i'm just so small and femme

1332
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:53,760
what the [ __ ]

1333
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:58,400
oh [ __ ]

1334
01:03:55,920 --> 01:04:01,599
it shit's from converse

1335
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:04,240
the price tag's still on it [ __ ] yeah

1336
01:04:01,599 --> 01:04:06,799
this thing costs 45 doll hairs it's soft

1337
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:08,640
as [ __ ] too

1338
01:04:06,799 --> 01:04:11,680
or euros i don't know whatever the

1339
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:13,039
symbol is hold on it's this way

1340
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:15,599
oh that's cool there's a little thing on

1341
01:04:13,039 --> 01:04:18,160
the back oh [ __ ] it it's glittery it's a

1342
01:04:15,599 --> 01:04:19,760
crop top it's an actually okay looking

1343
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:21,280
crop top

1344
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:23,520
the sides are a bit interesting i don't

1345
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:26,319
know what the pattern is but that's it's

1346
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:28,799
kind of nifty i kind of [ __ ] with it

1347
01:04:26,319 --> 01:04:32,000
there's no t dude

1348
01:04:28,799 --> 01:04:33,200
in people that do this holy [ __ ]

1349
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:35,280
the dude

1350
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:37,520
oh i have so much love for the people

1351
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:40,160
that print their logo print the [ __ ]

1352
01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:43,359
things on wear it why would i wear it

1353
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:44,079
i'm already in a banger of an outfit um

1354
01:04:43,359 --> 01:04:45,680
and

1355
01:04:44,079 --> 01:04:48,160
dude

1356
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:50,079
i rip every tag out of everything that i

1357
01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:51,680
own the people that print it on there

1358
01:04:50,079 --> 01:04:54,240
and don't have me rip up their clothing

1359
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:55,680
to be able to wear it comfortably oh

1360
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:57,920
bruh

1361
01:04:55,680 --> 01:05:00,000
beautiful thank you for that archangel

1362
01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:01,839
i'll be wearing that i might have a good

1363
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:04,480
i might actually have a good uh skirt to

1364
01:05:01,839 --> 01:05:06,160
use for it that matches it

1365
01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:08,240
i ordered a bunch of i ordered a bunch

1366
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:10,799
of stuff by the way i ordered a bunch of

1367
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:12,799
uh a bunch of like dresses and [ __ ] well

1368
01:05:10,799 --> 01:05:15,200
not dresses i ordered two dresses two of

1369
01:05:12,799 --> 01:05:17,200
them are behind me hold on

1370
01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:19,119
those two

1371
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:21,119
and i also ordered some trousers i know

1372
01:05:19,119 --> 01:05:23,920
you're a watch guy have you seen the

1373
01:05:21,119 --> 01:05:26,240
swatch stripe fierce it's pretty cool

1374
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:28,160
not just because of the pride thing but

1375
01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:30,319
you can see the inside because it's a

1376
01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:31,839
clear casing

1377
01:05:30,319 --> 01:05:33,280
oh yeah they're doing this

1378
01:05:31,839 --> 01:05:37,000
watch

1379
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:37,000
swatch stripe

1380
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:42,000
fierce

1381
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:44,960
that's not even auto completing maybe

1382
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,960
i'm spelling it wrong

1383
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:50,400
oh [ __ ] i found it hold on

1384
01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:53,280
wait it's just a specification

1385
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:53,280
what the [ __ ]

1386
01:05:53,359 --> 01:05:58,720
hold on

1387
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:58,720
i mean i thought this was like a

1388
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:05,839
i'mma be real

1389
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:07,200
it doesn't look great

1390
01:06:05,839 --> 01:06:08,960
it

1391
01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:11,119
but

1392
01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:13,680
it's very important f1 and then peg

1393
01:06:11,119 --> 01:06:15,039
champ but it's

1394
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:17,599
it's

1395
01:06:15,039 --> 01:06:19,680
it can't tell the time

1396
01:06:17,599 --> 01:06:21,039
that's nifty i like how they ran out of

1397
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:24,559
letters so they just filled it with

1398
01:06:21,039 --> 01:06:27,039
hearts and it doesn't even match look

1399
01:06:24,559 --> 01:06:28,720
like they just it the l starts here and

1400
01:06:27,039 --> 01:06:32,039
then the last thing is here they've run

1401
01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:32,039
out of space

1402
01:06:32,079 --> 01:06:36,559
yeah swatch is interesting wait can you

1403
01:06:35,039 --> 01:06:38,319
yeah it's interesting that you could see

1404
01:06:36,559 --> 01:06:40,640
the back of it

1405
01:06:38,319 --> 01:06:42,880
is this whole thing see-through you can

1406
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:44,240
kind of see under it a bit there that's

1407
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:47,520
really interesting i feel like that

1408
01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:48,799
looked way different in person but

1409
01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:49,760
it's a little boring i wouldn't call it

1410
01:06:48,799 --> 01:06:51,440
boring

1411
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:52,559
it's definitely like

1412
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:55,200
i don't know i feel like the outside

1413
01:06:52,559 --> 01:06:57,359
could run better it's very it's plain

1414
01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:59,440
while being extremely

1415
01:06:57,359 --> 01:07:01,119
much do you know what i mean

1416
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:04,000
hold on

1417
01:07:01,119 --> 01:07:06,640
what are you this is dense

1418
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,640
not pink

1419
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:11,039
okay good me and my boys hate the color

1420
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:13,520
pink

1421
01:07:11,039 --> 01:07:14,799
me and the homies hate pink i'll never

1422
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:19,039
wear it

1423
01:07:14,799 --> 01:07:19,039
it's girly and that's gross

1424
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:23,839
the back side is clear so you see the

1425
01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:25,920
clock quirk

1426
01:07:23,839 --> 01:07:27,119
what are you hold on this is from

1427
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:28,480
archangel by the way i don't know if i

1428
01:07:27,119 --> 01:07:31,359
said

1429
01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:34,640
what the [ __ ] hold on

1430
01:07:31,359 --> 01:07:36,240
oh [ __ ] is this a nail polish oh

1431
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:37,680
that's why it's going to be dense it's a

1432
01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:39,440
liquid

1433
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:43,119
oh nice

1434
01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:46,960
oh my god no it's [ __ ] red

1435
01:07:43,119 --> 01:07:49,599
that is red red hold on look at this

1436
01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:51,920
thanks dude this is immediate i've my

1437
01:07:49,599 --> 01:07:53,760
nails my toenails are already red bro

1438
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:55,599
hold on

1439
01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:58,559
a dark red

1440
01:07:55,599 --> 01:08:01,440
tasteful and then to match it a

1441
01:07:58,559 --> 01:08:05,280
glittery duh hold on let me zoom in

1442
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:08,799
a glittery dark red and a dark red

1443
01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:08,799
g gully darn look at that

1444
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:12,960
that's very christmassy if you bought

1445
01:08:11,039 --> 01:08:14,319
that's very christmasy and then in the

1446
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:15,440
same packaging

1447
01:08:14,319 --> 01:08:17,679
there is

1448
01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:18,880
something else i actually can't even

1449
01:08:17,679 --> 01:08:20,560
tell what this is from looking at the

1450
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:25,080
label

1451
01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:25,080
it's brown i know it's brown

1452
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:30,560
what the [ __ ]

1453
01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:33,199
freckle pen

1454
01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:35,359
what the [ __ ] wait this may actually be

1455
01:08:33,199 --> 01:08:37,279
an upgrade

1456
01:08:35,359 --> 01:08:39,199
right now to do the to do the freckles

1457
01:08:37,279 --> 01:08:40,799
that i do show gracefully by the way

1458
01:08:39,199 --> 01:08:41,679
hold on

1459
01:08:40,799 --> 01:08:43,600
zoom in

1460
01:08:41,679 --> 01:08:44,480
these freckles there

1461
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:46,400
hot

1462
01:08:44,480 --> 01:08:48,400
[ __ ] big news they're not real

1463
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:50,880
they're fake it's all it's never been

1464
01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:55,279
real um i have one freckle and it's

1465
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:55,279
[ __ ] there an uh

1466
01:08:55,679 --> 01:09:00,239
freckle pen i've been using my like same

1467
01:08:58,319 --> 01:09:02,560
same shade as my eyeshadow i've got like

1468
01:09:00,239 --> 01:09:04,960
this little brush that does it

1469
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:08,239
but this is [ __ ] weird

1470
01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:11,679
what do you do dude

1471
01:09:08,239 --> 01:09:14,239
that is a [ __ ] sharpie

1472
01:09:11,679 --> 01:09:14,239
look at that

1473
01:09:15,759 --> 01:09:18,480
oh [ __ ]

1474
01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:22,799
oh that's kind of good

1475
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:28,400
oh [ __ ] that's kind of good

1476
01:09:26,239 --> 01:09:29,759
that's kind of [ __ ] good

1477
01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:31,120
we can say anything here if insta won't

1478
01:09:29,759 --> 01:09:32,839
read it

1479
01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:37,920
joke's on you

1480
01:09:32,839 --> 01:09:39,440
buddy man's gonna be a walking doodle

1481
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:42,960
yeah and there's a lighter color one as

1482
01:09:39,440 --> 01:09:42,960
well except that i am uh

1483
01:09:43,279 --> 01:09:47,920
i have like darker i do darker freckles

1484
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:50,159
because they match my eyebrows very very

1485
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:50,159
nice

1486
01:09:51,359 --> 01:09:53,600
uh

1487
01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:58,640
people do go months just to look at your

1488
01:09:55,760 --> 01:10:00,719
fake boobs i true dude the uh oh by the

1489
01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:03,120
way i know we've got to do the uh i know

1490
01:10:00,719 --> 01:10:04,560
in theory i should put up the girl month

1491
01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:07,360
uh goal

1492
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:08,239
but i just don't wanna i'm not in the

1493
01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:11,440
mood

1494
01:10:08,239 --> 01:10:13,199
uh i feel like i just wanna have a more

1495
01:10:11,440 --> 01:10:14,880
chill stream and i will do it next

1496
01:10:13,199 --> 01:10:16,880
stream i'll put up the goal next stream

1497
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:18,880
rose

1498
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:19,760
the sub goal is actually a butt plug

1499
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:21,920
goal

1500
01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:24,400
if you hit it she will start a of just

1501
01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:25,520
for you all you need to do is to send

1502
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:27,440
her 1

1503
01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:29,920
100 butt plugs

1504
01:10:27,440 --> 01:10:31,920
i've already ordered a couple i know you

1505
01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:33,280
can do this chat

1506
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:35,440
holy [ __ ]

1507
01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:38,159
there's a solid chance that one of these

1508
01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:40,400
has something inappropriate but my okay

1509
01:10:38,159 --> 01:10:42,159
look there's a there's a reason why i

1510
01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:44,560
don't think it is

1511
01:10:42,159 --> 01:10:47,440
there is only this package

1512
01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:50,159
that is big enough to host something

1513
01:10:47,440 --> 01:10:52,000
that is or like the i don't know that is

1514
01:10:50,159 --> 01:10:54,400
inappropriate all of the rest of them

1515
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:56,560
are flat right there's maybe a couple

1516
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:58,400
that aren't but there's not many the

1517
01:10:56,560 --> 01:11:00,400
rest of them are more flat

1518
01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:03,440
and listen out of all the dildos i've

1519
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:05,760
seen not many of them have been flat so

1520
01:11:03,440 --> 01:11:07,440
i'm i've got good i'm gonna open this

1521
01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:10,000
one if this one doesn't have anything

1522
01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:12,480
that's nsfw i think i win i think all of

1523
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:14,159
your bets that you've bettered on

1524
01:11:12,480 --> 01:11:17,760
you mean in three weeks time i'm all

1525
01:11:14,159 --> 01:11:19,760
mean in like half a week a few days

1526
01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:20,719
i think it's a little bit of a you know

1527
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:23,120
listen

1528
01:11:20,719 --> 01:11:24,840
let's just let's just vibe today

1529
01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:27,360
for obvious

1530
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:30,560
reasons can you give us a can you give

1531
01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:32,800
us a lot a love heart please

1532
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:32,800
no

1533
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:38,840
i'm too

1534
01:11:36,400 --> 01:11:43,840
you ever seen you ever seen um you ever

1535
01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:45,600
seen there are seven blower kiss redeems

1536
01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:47,920
you know is that listen i'd like to ask

1537
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:49,600
you a question is that masculine is uh

1538
01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:51,679
showing a love heart and giving and

1539
01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:55,000
blowing kisses masculine

1540
01:11:51,679 --> 01:11:55,000
is it chat

1541
01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:02,400
no exactly

1542
01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:04,159
god damn right and

1543
01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:07,800
this channel is nothing but masculinity

1544
01:12:04,159 --> 01:12:07,800
to donate from meow

1545
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:12,800
nope

1546
01:12:10,719 --> 01:12:14,400
nope oh it's from john okay it's not

1547
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:15,520
gonna be it's not okay

1548
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:17,600
we got it out of the way this thing's

1549
01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:20,000
not gonna be 18 plus it's from john you

1550
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:21,520
finn as per usual you always say oh i

1551
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:23,600
don't have flats in women's there should

1552
01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:24,880
be oi oh i don't have flats and women's

1553
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:27,760
well there should

1554
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:29,360
well there well there they are one size

1555
01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:30,480
bigger than you are just be sure what

1556
01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:33,480
the [ __ ]

1557
01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:33,480
john

1558
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:43,679
oh my god

1559
01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:45,040
oh my god wait but aren't they just

1560
01:12:43,679 --> 01:12:47,440
gonna be like

1561
01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:47,440
men's

1562
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:54,080
hold on dude if they're gonna be one if

1563
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:56,239
this is one size bigger than than i am

1564
01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:58,159
they're gonna be long dude

1565
01:12:56,239 --> 01:13:00,239
they're opening the back like that felt

1566
01:12:58,159 --> 01:13:03,120
offensive i know i felt like i broke a

1567
01:13:00,239 --> 01:13:06,080
law hold on let me like quickly

1568
01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:08,800
put on my skirt because jesus christ

1569
01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:08,800
how do i open this

1570
01:13:10,159 --> 01:13:14,400
super gay

1571
01:13:12,239 --> 01:13:15,280
a pair of earrings f

1572
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:18,320
in

1573
01:13:15,280 --> 01:13:21,360
super gay shoes all right

1574
01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:24,400
also i got one

1575
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:27,760
where is my paper yet i was right there

1576
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:31,199
long boys holy [ __ ]

1577
01:13:27,760 --> 01:13:31,199
okay [ __ ] it let's try it

1578
01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:34,000
all right let me quick let me try one of

1579
01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:36,159
these on

1580
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:39,520
i know they're going to fit

1581
01:13:36,159 --> 01:13:40,960
oh they are loose as hell

1582
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:44,000
but they fit

1583
01:13:40,960 --> 01:13:44,000
they aren't there

1584
01:13:44,560 --> 01:13:48,000
that's not the worst they're all black

1585
01:13:46,239 --> 01:13:49,840
that's easy to wear you know what [ __ ]

1586
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:51,600
it i'll keep them

1587
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:53,360
hell yeah dude

1588
01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:55,280
flats that i can actually wear on the

1589
01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:58,480
day today hell yeah i'll just wear some

1590
01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:58,480
like beefy socks

1591
01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:02,800
scuffed socks

1592
01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:05,760
i like listen john thank you for the

1593
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:07,040
super gay shoes uh i appreciate it

1594
01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:09,360
greatly

1595
01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:11,760
ah finally i can wear something on my

1596
01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:14,000
walks that people won't be mad at or tie

1597
01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:15,040
the shoes no i mean like they slide up

1598
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,960
and down

1599
01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:20,400
not it's fine they're one size bigger

1600
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:20,400
they're not like five which is good

1601
01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:24,640
well they're thought wait where the

1602
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:26,640
thigh highs bro

1603
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:28,239
i like my skull i'm technically wearing

1604
01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:30,960
thigh highs i'm just got them my crush

1605
01:14:28,239 --> 01:14:32,000
grows ever stronger

1606
01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:35,199
thank you

1607
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:35,199
what are you hold on

1608
01:14:41,280 --> 01:14:46,400
this smells suspicious

1609
01:14:44,159 --> 01:14:47,679
i don't know i don't like the smell

1610
01:14:46,400 --> 01:14:48,560
on my

1611
01:14:47,679 --> 01:14:50,640
mmm

1612
01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:52,239
grumble grumble i don't know the smell

1613
01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:54,880
is interesting

1614
01:14:52,239 --> 01:14:57,280
the smell poses questions

1615
01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:57,280
hmm

1616
01:14:58,480 --> 01:15:05,679
oh my [ __ ] what the hell

1617
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:05,679
oh my god what the [ __ ]

1618
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:10,400
what are you holy [ __ ] is it like an

1619
01:15:08,159 --> 01:15:14,480
actually cool jacket as women's shoes

1620
01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:14,480
you need to put the laces in backwards

1621
01:15:15,120 --> 01:15:19,600
the [ __ ] but dude

1622
01:15:17,679 --> 01:15:21,120
it's a [ __ ] crop top that's actually

1623
01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:22,960
like good quality

1624
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:26,000
what the hell

1625
01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:27,920
it's suspicious smelling

1626
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:30,480
i kind of [ __ ] with it hold on i can

1627
01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:30,480
quickly like

1628
01:15:31,199 --> 01:15:34,320
oh there's so many holes in it though my

1629
01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:35,920
fingies

1630
01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:37,840
it's a crop

1631
01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:40,080
oh my god

1632
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:43,040
it's a cropped jacket

1633
01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:45,520
oh [ __ ]

1634
01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:47,679
i've got such an okay i'm gonna make a

1635
01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:48,960
outfit around this i've got one thing

1636
01:15:47,679 --> 01:15:51,120
this can go with

1637
01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:52,719
that's sick that's sick there's more in

1638
01:15:51,120 --> 01:15:54,480
this package too i don't know who sent

1639
01:15:52,719 --> 01:15:57,120
it hopefully i'm gonna find out but

1640
01:15:54,480 --> 01:16:00,400
that's dope

1641
01:15:57,120 --> 01:16:00,400
on the oh don't fall

1642
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:05,960
it's fine i've got perfume to make it

1643
01:16:02,159 --> 01:16:05,960
smell better it looks great

1644
01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:12,159
okay listen i know this brand is

1645
01:16:10,239 --> 01:16:15,440
cancelled but

1646
01:16:12,159 --> 01:16:15,440
i found out where it's made

1647
01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:20,960
i personally don't have anything wrong

1648
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:23,679
with them uh listen they do commit a

1649
01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:26,159
little bit of uh

1650
01:16:23,679 --> 01:16:27,920
they do they are committing some strange

1651
01:16:26,159 --> 01:16:30,480
moral practices

1652
01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:32,080
but don't get me wrong pretty poggers

1653
01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:33,360
jacket

1654
01:16:32,080 --> 01:16:35,040
hold on let me check the label to make

1655
01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:36,080
sure it's not a cry for help okay cool

1656
01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:38,480
it's not

1657
01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:39,679
um oh [ __ ] oh my god it's just a whole

1658
01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:42,960
package of them

1659
01:16:39,679 --> 01:16:44,159
it's another one in the same style

1660
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:45,600
but like

1661
01:16:44,159 --> 01:16:48,159
in [ __ ]

1662
01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:49,920
[ __ ] this is actually kind of cute [ __ ]

1663
01:16:48,159 --> 01:16:51,679
hell yeah

1664
01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:53,440
dude there's gonna be wait what are you

1665
01:16:51,679 --> 01:16:55,920
oh sunglasses

1666
01:16:53,440 --> 01:16:58,320
oh wait oh wait no i was wrong okay the

1667
01:16:55,920 --> 01:17:00,239
other jacket is not from shen because

1668
01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:01,600
this is this is hand packaged that's a

1669
01:17:00,239 --> 01:17:03,760
wrote on it

1670
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:06,080
cuteful photo if chat wants a summer

1671
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:06,080
dress

1672
01:17:06,159 --> 01:17:10,320
okay

1673
01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:10,320
okay

1674
01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:18,960
what are you

1675
01:17:17,120 --> 01:17:21,760
oh my god

1676
01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:21,760
wtf

1677
01:17:22,719 --> 01:17:25,600
they are

1678
01:17:24,159 --> 01:17:29,320
they are buddy

1679
01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:29,320
none of us are real

1680
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:35,360
vagina you actually believe that glad

1681
01:17:33,280 --> 01:17:38,159
you're streaming more again but why so

1682
01:17:35,360 --> 01:17:40,480
god damn late f1 nn i can only stay up

1683
01:17:38,159 --> 01:17:42,560
so many nights also looking cute as

1684
01:17:40,480 --> 01:17:45,280
always you're the reason all my friends

1685
01:17:42,560 --> 01:17:47,840
refuse to believe i'm straight

1686
01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:50,320
what is i'd say what is late for you is

1687
01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:53,120
1am or [ __ ] what is late for you is

1688
01:17:50,320 --> 01:17:54,480
7am somewhere you know

1689
01:17:53,120 --> 01:17:57,679
there they are look at that that'd be

1690
01:17:54,480 --> 01:18:00,080
cool dude they're big as [ __ ]

1691
01:17:57,679 --> 01:18:03,360
[ __ ] yeah that's dramatic as hell yeah

1692
01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:03,360
summer dress that would be sick

1693
01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:07,520
you know that black and that black and

1694
01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:10,239
uh and yellow dress that i've got

1695
01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:13,239
that'd work really well for that

1696
01:18:10,239 --> 01:18:13,239
hotend

1697
01:18:15,199 --> 01:18:19,040
what are you

1698
01:18:17,280 --> 01:18:20,560
hold on i'm there are accessories i'm

1699
01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:23,960
just figuring out

1700
01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:23,960
what they do

1701
01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:29,920
oh that feels so weird

1702
01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:44,320
nice [ __ ] yeah

1703
01:18:42,400 --> 01:18:46,719
dude

1704
01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:48,640
hair clip there's another one too

1705
01:18:46,719 --> 01:18:51,120
nice

1706
01:18:48,640 --> 01:18:51,120
hold on

1707
01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:57,920
storage indeed he did the thing

1708
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:57,920
oh

1709
01:18:58,480 --> 01:19:00,910
hold on that's some asmr hold on listen

1710
01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:03,040
to this one too

1711
01:19:00,910 --> 01:19:06,159
[Music]

1712
01:19:03,040 --> 01:19:06,159
nah it's too clacky

1713
01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:10,640
oh it's got a good

1714
01:19:09,679 --> 01:19:12,400
oh

1715
01:19:10,640 --> 01:19:14,000
very nice very nice

1716
01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:16,239
okay there's

1717
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:18,320
two one oh no

1718
01:19:16,239 --> 01:19:20,640
there's a letter wait don't worry this

1719
01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:24,000
is not a love letter not money either

1720
01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:24,000
[ __ ] then why do i have to read it

1721
01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:29,760
i opened it from the wrong side

1722
01:19:27,520 --> 01:19:31,679
i'm working backwards this better say

1723
01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:32,640
like please read this before you open

1724
01:19:31,679 --> 01:19:36,840
anything

1725
01:19:32,640 --> 01:19:36,840
hold on let's see

1726
01:19:36,880 --> 01:19:41,920
oh my god holy [ __ ] that is and that is

1727
01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:44,320
artisan one sec

1728
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:46,080
look at that it's got a flower

1729
01:19:44,320 --> 01:19:49,280
remember the look you remember the look

1730
01:19:46,080 --> 01:19:51,120
you wore on the first pka great fit true

1731
01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:53,679
us found a similar jacket you can do

1732
01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:55,840
this with buttons on the correct side oh

1733
01:19:53,679 --> 01:19:58,560
[ __ ] yeah glad you like the rib tops

1734
01:19:55,840 --> 01:20:00,159
with the collabs from barbie oh

1735
01:19:58,560 --> 01:20:02,880
oh

1736
01:20:00,159 --> 01:20:02,880
[ __ ] yeah

1737
01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:06,719
this might be one of the best this is

1738
01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:08,239
gonna be hard to beat

1739
01:20:06,719 --> 01:20:10,560
[ __ ] yeah i'm

1740
01:20:08,239 --> 01:20:12,239
literally bobby i don't know if it's i

1741
01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:14,000
don't listen i don't know your pronouns

1742
01:20:12,239 --> 01:20:15,840
but your name barbie so i'm gonna say

1743
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:17,440
she um

1744
01:20:15,840 --> 01:20:19,440
one of the things in this glad you like

1745
01:20:17,440 --> 01:20:20,719
the ribbed tops with the with the colors

1746
01:20:19,440 --> 01:20:22,320
bro

1747
01:20:20,719 --> 01:20:24,560
it's exactly this is just the same thing

1748
01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:25,679
but a dress form

1749
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:28,000
listen

1750
01:20:25,679 --> 01:20:30,960
but if your name's barbie you can go by

1751
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:32,880
uh he he or him if you actually ign i

1752
01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:35,120
mean personally

1753
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:36,480
everyone else gets to choose the bimbo

1754
01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:38,880
lifestyle

1755
01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:43,040
i was kind of forced into it because of

1756
01:20:38,880 --> 01:20:43,040
chat and naturally being dumb

1757
01:20:45,280 --> 01:20:49,280
but everyone else wants to make it a

1758
01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:52,320
trend

1759
01:20:49,280 --> 01:20:54,639
culturally appropriating my kind

1760
01:20:52,320 --> 01:20:54,639
god

1761
01:20:58,320 --> 01:21:04,400
what was i saying i forgot

1762
01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:06,800
forced into it yeah listen i call being

1763
01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:09,280
born dumb

1764
01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:10,880
i call that force

1765
01:21:09,280 --> 01:21:13,840
oh [ __ ] these are like

1766
01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:16,159
oh i'm from the uk too you just always

1767
01:21:13,840 --> 01:21:18,159
stream when i have work the next morning

1768
01:21:16,159 --> 01:21:20,719
smiley face

1769
01:21:18,159 --> 01:21:23,280
well i have work the next night because

1770
01:21:20,719 --> 01:21:25,520
you know that's my this is my work

1771
01:21:23,280 --> 01:21:26,400
also like 15 of my audience is from the

1772
01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:28,239
uk

1773
01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:30,639
and then that that is my second largest

1774
01:21:28,239 --> 01:21:33,040
population so i gotta cater to the

1775
01:21:30,639 --> 01:21:35,040
[ __ ] americans my god you know i've

1776
01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:38,320
got really you know dude

1777
01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:40,880
barely any canadian viewers

1778
01:21:38,320 --> 01:21:43,520
if you're a canadian you're a rare breed

1779
01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:46,400
hold on look at these okay there are a

1780
01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:50,080
ton of crop tops that are very cropped

1781
01:21:46,400 --> 01:21:52,800
may i add uh in different colors bro

1782
01:21:50,080 --> 01:21:55,199
this is making everything so easy

1783
01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:57,120
[ __ ] yes this is how i

1784
01:21:55,199 --> 01:21:59,280
this package is how i should be shopping

1785
01:21:57,120 --> 01:22:01,280
for myself because these are a bunch of

1786
01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:03,440
like a base layers basically to add

1787
01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:06,159
stuff onto

1788
01:22:03,440 --> 01:22:08,159
but i'm i'm just not that clever oh [ __ ]

1789
01:22:06,159 --> 01:22:10,480
and there's another one oh my god wait

1790
01:22:08,159 --> 01:22:14,480
this is a different material what are

1791
01:22:10,480 --> 01:22:16,880
you what the [ __ ] are you dude

1792
01:22:14,480 --> 01:22:19,440
oh [ __ ] wait this is the exact dress i'm

1793
01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:22,639
wearing but look but like a slightly

1794
01:22:19,440 --> 01:22:25,679
different like fabric and short sleeves

1795
01:22:22,639 --> 01:22:28,000
[ __ ] yeah

1796
01:22:25,679 --> 01:22:29,840
sweet

1797
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:31,520
that is the longest name i've ever seen

1798
01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:34,800
it's from [ __ ]

1799
01:22:31,520 --> 01:22:36,239
stradive stradivarius made in morocco

1800
01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:38,960
let's go

1801
01:22:36,239 --> 01:22:40,159
nice thank you buddy dude

1802
01:22:38,960 --> 01:22:43,520
an app

1803
01:22:40,159 --> 01:22:46,400
a package not eve with not one miss in

1804
01:22:43,520 --> 01:22:47,600
it god damn thank you barbie

1805
01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:49,679
i'm getting rid of the case though for

1806
01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:50,560
the sunglasses i'm so sorry

1807
01:22:49,679 --> 01:22:52,480
but

1808
01:22:50,560 --> 01:22:54,800
i don't need it there's also they also

1809
01:22:52,480 --> 01:22:57,199
sent me a choke oh [ __ ]

1810
01:22:54,800 --> 01:23:01,120
to cover the neck for the chestplate

1811
01:22:57,199 --> 01:23:03,920
2022 vote now holy [ __ ] not a single

1812
01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:04,960
miss bro i need to hire you as a as a

1813
01:23:03,920 --> 01:23:07,360
fashion as

1814
01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:10,719
as my personal shopper my fashion expert

1815
01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:14,000
yo there you go bobby for stylist

1816
01:23:10,719 --> 01:23:16,080
yeah finn styled by barbie and not even

1817
01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:17,440
though the name barbie not one pink

1818
01:23:16,080 --> 01:23:19,520
thing

1819
01:23:17,440 --> 01:23:21,199
bear that in mind jesus christ i gotta

1820
01:23:19,520 --> 01:23:23,920
start paying them

1821
01:23:21,199 --> 01:23:25,760
thank you what barbie is it is it uh

1822
01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:27,199
because

1823
01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:28,960
there's two

1824
01:23:27,199 --> 01:23:30,800
i need to i need to know you are a sight

1825
01:23:28,960 --> 01:23:33,199
for sore eyes and man

1826
01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:34,800
they saw today for some reason

1827
01:23:33,199 --> 01:23:36,080
is it barbie secretary stanley is that

1828
01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:37,199
is it you that said it or is it a

1829
01:23:36,080 --> 01:23:40,159
different one

1830
01:23:37,199 --> 01:23:40,159
uh your site

1831
01:23:40,639 --> 01:23:45,760
you were a sight for sore eyes and man

1832
01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:47,199
there saw today for some reason

1833
01:23:45,760 --> 01:23:50,239
oh

1834
01:23:47,199 --> 01:23:52,560
who's the other one i'll kill them

1835
01:23:50,239 --> 01:23:53,360
yeah i will okay [ __ ] yeah it is through

1836
01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:56,159
all right

1837
01:23:53,360 --> 01:23:57,840
that's sick i'm bordering on thinking

1838
01:23:56,159 --> 01:23:59,760
about getting vip

1839
01:23:57,840 --> 01:24:02,320
because that would that the [ __ ] good

1840
01:23:59,760 --> 01:24:04,719
taste solid taste

1841
01:24:02,320 --> 01:24:08,000
what are you hair clips for women

1842
01:24:04,719 --> 01:24:10,159
a slice of apple pie

1843
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:12,639
it is two dollars and fifty cents in the

1844
01:24:10,159 --> 01:24:14,960
bahamas these are the pie rates of the

1845
01:24:12,639 --> 01:24:17,120
caribbean

1846
01:24:14,960 --> 01:24:19,360
oh my god

1847
01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:23,600
that's so stupid

1848
01:24:19,360 --> 01:24:25,679
that's so so john for secondary stylist

1849
01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:28,480
true

1850
01:24:25,679 --> 01:24:30,639
that's so dumb i hated that thanks for

1851
01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:32,159
the thank that was the worst look what i

1852
01:24:30,639 --> 01:24:34,320
hold on i'm trying to figure this out is

1853
01:24:32,159 --> 01:24:35,920
does this is this one of those like

1854
01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:38,639
oh it's not i was about to break it how

1855
01:24:35,920 --> 01:24:38,639
does this work

1856
01:24:39,040 --> 01:24:46,400
what

1857
01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:46,400
dude i have no idea how this oh

1858
01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:52,800
been a long long time since i've watched

1859
01:24:49,360 --> 01:24:55,679
a finster stream how long he was moving

1860
01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:58,000
into his new house last time i saw it

1861
01:24:55,679 --> 01:25:00,480
good to know he's still making guys

1862
01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:02,480
confused af and looking good while doing

1863
01:25:00,480 --> 01:25:04,719
it you're damn right

1864
01:25:02,480 --> 01:25:07,760
how crazy is it the difference of my uh

1865
01:25:04,719 --> 01:25:10,080
hair from my god thank you arc for the

1866
01:25:07,760 --> 01:25:12,639
10 jesus christ man

1867
01:25:10,080 --> 01:25:15,600
biggest difference since then mighty

1868
01:25:12,639 --> 01:25:16,719
room upgrade plus uh yeah my and a hair

1869
01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:18,159
upgrade

1870
01:25:16,719 --> 01:25:20,480
the thing you're talking about my hair

1871
01:25:18,159 --> 01:25:22,960
would end like here when i was moving in

1872
01:25:20,480 --> 01:25:24,960
my god i was still wearing wigs but i

1873
01:25:22,960 --> 01:25:26,639
was still wearing brown wigs

1874
01:25:24,960 --> 01:25:28,159
when uh when i was moving into this

1875
01:25:26,639 --> 01:25:30,639
thing also

1876
01:25:28,159 --> 01:25:32,800
let me quickly [ __ ] jesus arc christ

1877
01:25:30,639 --> 01:25:35,360
thank you hi from canada i couldn't

1878
01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:37,600
bother to wait 15 minutes together i've

1879
01:25:35,360 --> 01:25:40,600
watched the progress on youtube since

1880
01:25:37,600 --> 01:25:40,600
2020.

1881
01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:45,440
jesus

1882
01:25:43,120 --> 01:25:47,280
god is just are you is the chat just

1883
01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:49,920
filled with old timers

1884
01:25:47,280 --> 01:25:49,920
my god

1885
01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:53,600
you're all old you're all been with me

1886
01:25:52,239 --> 01:25:56,320
far too long

1887
01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:58,159
far too long

1888
01:25:56,320 --> 01:26:00,719
listen you've already got adhd i think

1889
01:25:58,159 --> 01:26:03,199
it's high time to find a new hyper

1890
01:26:00,719 --> 01:26:03,199
obsession

1891
01:26:04,159 --> 01:26:08,239
no i don't know what you're talking

1892
01:26:05,120 --> 01:26:10,239
about this knife is not illegal um good

1893
01:26:08,239 --> 01:26:12,080
things coming you're looking great as

1894
01:26:10,239 --> 01:26:14,159
normal could you sorry if this is a

1895
01:26:12,080 --> 01:26:16,080
repeat question but what brand of bops

1896
01:26:14,159 --> 01:26:17,360
would you recommend to someone looking

1897
01:26:16,080 --> 01:26:18,560
to getting some

1898
01:26:17,360 --> 01:26:21,360
thanks

1899
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:24,159
i would listen hear me out on this one

1900
01:26:21,360 --> 01:26:26,000
if you mean these

1901
01:26:24,159 --> 01:26:27,760
i have a conspiracy theory that they're

1902
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:30,239
all made from the same manufacturer

1903
01:26:27,760 --> 01:26:31,920
they're all the exact same and you won't

1904
01:26:30,239 --> 01:26:33,360
see them anyway if you see them you're

1905
01:26:31,920 --> 01:26:35,199
doing it wrong

1906
01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:37,120
they will not match your skin tone

1907
01:26:35,199 --> 01:26:38,480
they're just for the i'm wearing them

1908
01:26:37,120 --> 01:26:40,239
now they're just for the shape of the

1909
01:26:38,480 --> 01:26:42,320
thing you know that's it

1910
01:26:40,239 --> 01:26:43,040
but if as soon as you see them

1911
01:26:42,320 --> 01:26:44,880
no

1912
01:26:43,040 --> 01:26:47,360
bad breaks the illusion you don't want

1913
01:26:44,880 --> 01:26:49,120
to do that um but they're great

1914
01:26:47,360 --> 01:26:52,000
the most com they are the most comfy

1915
01:26:49,120 --> 01:26:54,639
option in terms of like making something

1916
01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:54,639
realistic

1917
01:26:54,880 --> 01:26:59,120
breastplates

1918
01:26:56,880 --> 01:27:01,120
don't look good if it's not for a photo

1919
01:26:59,120 --> 01:27:02,239
with editing

1920
01:27:01,120 --> 01:27:03,600
so

1921
01:27:02,239 --> 01:27:05,679
i can't really

1922
01:27:03,600 --> 01:27:08,400
recommend you a great one if you really

1923
01:27:05,679 --> 01:27:10,480
want to go the breastplate era thing

1924
01:27:08,400 --> 01:27:11,920
i'd probably say royanya because it's

1925
01:27:10,480 --> 01:27:16,159
the only brand that i've got experience

1926
01:27:11,920 --> 01:27:16,960
with also they cater to my impossibly

1927
01:27:16,159 --> 01:27:19,520
uh

1928
01:27:16,960 --> 01:27:20,639
know i [ __ ] never seen the sun skin

1929
01:27:19,520 --> 01:27:21,920
tone

1930
01:27:20,639 --> 01:27:23,600
so

1931
01:27:21,920 --> 01:27:25,360
sort of that

1932
01:27:23,600 --> 01:27:27,120
what are you

1933
01:27:25,360 --> 01:27:30,159
oh my god

1934
01:27:27,120 --> 01:27:30,840
it's a [ __ ] oh my god hold on

1935
01:27:30,159 --> 01:27:34,880
it's

1936
01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:37,840
a it's a necklace it's a necklace in two

1937
01:27:34,880 --> 01:27:40,239
parts with the letter r holy [ __ ] i can

1938
01:27:37,840 --> 01:27:41,600
be i can be branded as rose in like

1939
01:27:40,239 --> 01:27:43,760
diamonds

1940
01:27:41,600 --> 01:27:44,840
hell yeah i bet you they're real

1941
01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:47,040
what do you

1942
01:27:44,840 --> 01:27:50,400
think the the thing on the front said

1943
01:27:47,040 --> 01:27:52,400
it's valued at 86 cents so

1944
01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:54,719
i reckon they're real

1945
01:27:52,400 --> 01:27:56,320
personally

1946
01:27:54,719 --> 01:27:58,880
i don't know there were two zeros after

1947
01:27:56,320 --> 01:28:01,840
the 86 it could have been 9 000.

1948
01:27:58,880 --> 01:28:01,840
thank you buddy

1949
01:28:01,920 --> 01:28:05,360
pantone uses finn's skin to calibrate

1950
01:28:03,920 --> 01:28:07,440
pure white

1951
01:28:05,360 --> 01:28:09,120
what can i say i'm the old fashioned

1952
01:28:07,440 --> 01:28:12,639
that's basic

1953
01:28:09,120 --> 01:28:15,040
[ __ ] yeah nightmare dude you are truly

1954
01:28:12,639 --> 01:28:16,880
hey buddy hey nightmaster

1955
01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:19,040
can you you can tell the old timers for

1956
01:28:16,880 --> 01:28:22,480
by from the sub badges i'm working on it

1957
01:28:19,040 --> 01:28:22,480
helen i'm working on it

1958
01:28:23,679 --> 01:28:28,319
what are you

1959
01:28:25,220 --> 01:28:28,319
[Music]

1960
01:28:29,520 --> 01:28:35,120
i'm calling that it's a top wait no am i

1961
01:28:32,239 --> 01:28:37,760
wrong i can't even [ __ ] tell

1962
01:28:35,120 --> 01:28:40,159
it's just scrunched in a ball

1963
01:28:37,760 --> 01:28:44,080
what is this rapping dude

1964
01:28:40,159 --> 01:28:45,840
china get your [ __ ] in order

1965
01:28:44,080 --> 01:28:47,760
china you're never going to be a world

1966
01:28:45,840 --> 01:28:50,239
superpower if you keep packaging stuff

1967
01:28:47,760 --> 01:28:50,239
like this

1968
01:28:51,040 --> 01:28:54,239
oh it actually feels quite nice

1969
01:28:55,520 --> 01:29:02,159
i still don't know

1970
01:28:58,239 --> 01:29:06,159
i still can't tell what this is wait

1971
01:29:02,159 --> 01:29:06,159
bro mike wait what the [ __ ]

1972
01:29:06,239 --> 01:29:10,000
what up what are you

1973
01:29:08,159 --> 01:29:13,040
is it one of those like tops that will

1974
01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:16,400
wrap around you a bit

1975
01:29:13,040 --> 01:29:19,040
i get wait which way is front [ __ ] i'm

1976
01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:20,560
no this way is front it's extra large i

1977
01:29:19,040 --> 01:29:21,760
feel like it's maybe a little bit too

1978
01:29:20,560 --> 01:29:24,719
big because

1979
01:29:21,760 --> 01:29:25,760
you know but [ __ ] i'll take it

1980
01:29:24,719 --> 01:29:27,199
cool

1981
01:29:25,760 --> 01:29:29,199
that's cute

1982
01:29:27,199 --> 01:29:30,960
it could work with something this could

1983
01:29:29,199 --> 01:29:33,520
this could work for someone with a cute

1984
01:29:30,960 --> 01:29:37,600
bra oh my god with that [ __ ] bra it's

1985
01:29:33,520 --> 01:29:39,120
almost see-through though it's real thin

1986
01:29:37,600 --> 01:29:41,600
this is one of those shirts that yeah

1987
01:29:39,120 --> 01:29:43,360
it's summer top if you get water on it

1988
01:29:41,600 --> 01:29:45,679
but maybe something turned into a glass

1989
01:29:43,360 --> 01:29:45,679
pane

1990
01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:50,400
thanks for the two month subs thanks for

1991
01:29:47,679 --> 01:29:52,080
two months prime deed

1992
01:29:50,400 --> 01:29:54,480
looks like it would work good for giga

1993
01:29:52,080 --> 01:29:56,639
titties true

1994
01:29:54,480 --> 01:29:59,920
hold on all right

1995
01:29:56,639 --> 01:29:59,920
i'm gonna see if i can okay

1996
01:30:00,800 --> 01:30:04,800
if i was gonna select something that may

1997
01:30:03,120 --> 01:30:07,120
be inappropriate

1998
01:30:04,800 --> 01:30:09,120
maybe this one it's the only one with

1999
01:30:07,120 --> 01:30:11,280
enough girth but it's not very light

2000
01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:12,560
it's not sorry it's not very heavy

2001
01:30:11,280 --> 01:30:14,320
ah

2002
01:30:12,560 --> 01:30:16,560
oh no i'm trying to get you guys to win

2003
01:30:14,320 --> 01:30:16,560
this

2004
01:30:19,280 --> 01:30:25,280
come on inappropriate thing i see it

2005
01:30:23,280 --> 01:30:26,719
i think i'm a simp now

2006
01:30:25,280 --> 01:30:28,719
is it a

2007
01:30:26,719 --> 01:30:30,800
holy [ __ ] yes you are as soon as you've

2008
01:30:28,719 --> 01:30:34,239
given me any amount of money you are

2009
01:30:30,800 --> 01:30:36,400
you're a simple

2010
01:30:34,239 --> 01:30:40,080
not derogatory by the way twitch staff

2011
01:30:36,400 --> 01:30:42,000
simp is a is a term of endearment for me

2012
01:30:40,080 --> 01:30:43,760
oh my god

2013
01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:47,120
oh

2014
01:30:43,760 --> 01:30:47,120
this is tightly bound

2015
01:30:47,520 --> 01:30:51,440
like i wish i would be but um

2016
01:30:53,440 --> 01:30:57,520
sorry i'm dominant i promise

2017
01:30:55,679 --> 01:30:59,600
what are you

2018
01:30:57,520 --> 01:31:02,000
is it a [ __ ] oh wait wait wait dude

2019
01:30:59,600 --> 01:31:04,719
this is so hard to open i think it's a

2020
01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:04,719
bracelet

2021
01:31:07,679 --> 01:31:10,639
it's a watch

2022
01:31:12,880 --> 01:31:19,040
this is weird looking hold on

2023
01:31:17,120 --> 01:31:21,360
what the [ __ ]

2024
01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:24,639
look at that

2025
01:31:21,360 --> 01:31:27,600
that is unique looking what the [ __ ]

2026
01:31:24,639 --> 01:31:27,600
look at that thing

2027
01:31:29,760 --> 01:31:32,880
that's kind of nutty

2028
01:31:33,360 --> 01:31:39,440
oh my [ __ ] god hold on

2029
01:31:36,639 --> 01:31:41,360
this might actually match a little bit

2030
01:31:39,440 --> 01:31:43,120
can i just like

2031
01:31:41,360 --> 01:31:46,159
sorry my wrist is so dainty i don't even

2032
01:31:43,120 --> 01:31:47,520
need to open it to be able to get it on

2033
01:31:46,159 --> 01:31:48,800
look at that

2034
01:31:47,520 --> 01:31:50,400
oh [ __ ]

2035
01:31:48,800 --> 01:31:55,280
oh [ __ ]

2036
01:31:50,400 --> 01:31:55,280
that's not bad it's a rolex let's go

2037
01:31:56,560 --> 01:32:01,520
dude that's not terrible i kind of don't

2038
01:31:59,520 --> 01:32:04,400
hate that

2039
01:32:01,520 --> 01:32:07,040
it's very look dependent but like that

2040
01:32:04,400 --> 01:32:07,040
is not bad

2041
01:32:07,760 --> 01:32:12,000
[ __ ] yeah i'll keep that on oh yeah i

2042
01:32:09,360 --> 01:32:14,080
need a bracelet manliest watch ever yeah

2043
01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:15,760
dude it's made out of metal

2044
01:32:14,080 --> 01:32:18,639
it's made out of

2045
01:32:15,760 --> 01:32:18,639
rose gold

2046
01:32:19,040 --> 01:32:23,840
uh so it's pretty you know

2047
01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:25,679
pretty cool think about it right rose

2048
01:32:23,840 --> 01:32:27,280
gold you've got to mine that [ __ ] from

2049
01:32:25,679 --> 01:32:31,040
the earth

2050
01:32:27,280 --> 01:32:31,040
tell me anything more manly than that

2051
01:32:32,239 --> 01:32:35,840
okay

2052
01:32:33,440 --> 01:32:37,199
oh this one's from archangel under any

2053
01:32:35,840 --> 01:32:39,679
of the circumstances i'd think this is

2054
01:32:37,199 --> 01:32:40,639
nsfw because it's so dense

2055
01:32:39,679 --> 01:32:42,239
but

2056
01:32:40,639 --> 01:32:43,760
and it's from archangel so i know it's

2057
01:32:42,239 --> 01:32:45,920
not

2058
01:32:43,760 --> 01:32:47,440
oh my god hold on

2059
01:32:45,920 --> 01:32:50,320
it's jeans

2060
01:32:47,440 --> 01:32:52,320
it's gene something it's denim

2061
01:32:50,320 --> 01:32:55,120
no what the [ __ ] is it

2062
01:32:52,320 --> 01:32:55,120
river island

2063
01:32:58,159 --> 01:33:01,679
what the hell thanks for the ten dollars

2064
01:32:59,840 --> 01:33:03,600
what does that mean though

2065
01:33:01,679 --> 01:33:04,639
i'm gonna guess it means money

2066
01:33:03,600 --> 01:33:06,159
thank you

2067
01:33:04,639 --> 01:33:08,400
it smells good

2068
01:33:06,159 --> 01:33:11,040
listen it's a it's a sign of quality if

2069
01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:13,040
the brand if the thing smells good

2070
01:33:11,040 --> 01:33:15,679
oh my god why it's a dress i thought it

2071
01:33:13,040 --> 01:33:18,239
was two things

2072
01:33:15,679 --> 01:33:22,040
wait is it no is it a shirt it's a shirt

2073
01:33:18,239 --> 01:33:22,040
it's just really big

2074
01:33:25,679 --> 01:33:28,000
it's

2075
01:33:28,560 --> 01:33:32,080
boys hold on boys

2076
01:33:30,800 --> 01:33:35,040
finally

2077
01:33:32,080 --> 01:33:35,040
something for me

2078
01:33:35,280 --> 01:33:40,080
it's finally something that can deal

2079
01:33:37,760 --> 01:33:41,840
with my giant

2080
01:33:40,080 --> 01:33:43,679
oh there we go look at that

2081
01:33:41,840 --> 01:33:46,400
look something that can deal with my

2082
01:33:43,679 --> 01:33:48,960
absolutely gargantuan figure something

2083
01:33:46,400 --> 01:33:51,120
made for me in my muscles

2084
01:33:48,960 --> 01:33:53,520
hell yes

2085
01:33:51,120 --> 01:33:53,520
muscle

2086
01:33:54,480 --> 01:33:58,960
me and my one muscle

2087
01:33:57,199 --> 01:34:01,280
[ __ ] yeah why did the thief wear blue

2088
01:33:58,960 --> 01:34:02,639
gloves so he wouldn't get caught

2089
01:34:01,280 --> 01:34:04,639
red-handed

2090
01:34:02,639 --> 01:34:06,400
oh my god

2091
01:34:04,639 --> 01:34:09,440
that's not even like a funny bad joke

2092
01:34:06,400 --> 01:34:09,440
that's just a bad joke

2093
01:34:09,760 --> 01:34:13,120
you're pushing it

2094
01:34:11,040 --> 01:34:17,719
your dad jokes are pushing it an old

2095
01:34:13,120 --> 01:34:17,719
name for american dollar do us

2096
01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:23,920
it gallery dudes from now on please

2097
01:34:20,239 --> 01:34:26,400
be professional call it dollar dues

2098
01:34:23,920 --> 01:34:29,600
thanks for the dollar dues what are you

2099
01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:29,600
archangel again hold on

2100
01:34:30,400 --> 01:34:35,440
what the [ __ ]

2101
01:34:32,800 --> 01:34:40,040
what the [ __ ]

2102
01:34:35,440 --> 01:34:40,040
it's soft as hell hold on

2103
01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:51,040
it's that face i do

2104
01:34:59,679 --> 01:35:03,040
finally someone someone makes a shirt

2105
01:35:01,679 --> 01:35:05,520
for me

2106
01:35:03,040 --> 01:35:05,520
[ __ ] yeah

2107
01:35:05,840 --> 01:35:10,159
that's kind of funny i like that

2108
01:35:08,719 --> 01:35:13,920
that's gonna be under that's gonna be

2109
01:35:10,159 --> 01:35:15,360
put under the jean uh the jean shirt

2110
01:35:13,920 --> 01:35:17,760
you've gotta wear this one dude of

2111
01:35:15,360 --> 01:35:19,840
course i will i'm just gonna never stop

2112
01:35:17,760 --> 01:35:22,239
making that face though if i do oh my

2113
01:35:19,840 --> 01:35:26,159
god another one for mark jesus archangel

2114
01:35:22,239 --> 01:35:26,159
single-handedly building me a wardrobe

2115
01:35:27,119 --> 01:35:30,480
some dollarados thank you for the dollar

2116
01:35:29,280 --> 01:35:32,320
dues

2117
01:35:30,480 --> 01:35:35,520
dollar redos

2118
01:35:32,320 --> 01:35:37,840
what the hell wait it's

2119
01:35:35,520 --> 01:35:39,679
oh my god wait what are you

2120
01:35:37,840 --> 01:35:41,360
lip brush

2121
01:35:39,679 --> 01:35:44,800
huh

2122
01:35:41,360 --> 01:35:46,960
what it's a boyfriend shirt you know

2123
01:35:44,800 --> 01:35:49,040
the kind of shirt girls wear after

2124
01:35:46,960 --> 01:35:52,040
leaving the boyfriends after doing the

2125
01:35:49,040 --> 01:35:52,040
deed

2126
01:35:56,239 --> 01:35:59,440
well listen

2127
01:35:57,520 --> 01:36:01,360
the day i went listen

2128
01:35:59,440 --> 01:36:05,520
if you see me wearing that shirt it does

2129
01:36:01,360 --> 01:36:05,520
mean i have just slept with a guy

2130
01:36:06,639 --> 01:36:11,520
that then you'll know then then you'll

2131
01:36:08,800 --> 01:36:15,440
know i'll wear it as a confirmation okay

2132
01:36:11,520 --> 01:36:15,440
it's like a wink to the audience

2133
01:36:15,840 --> 01:36:20,320
i think this is for like the okay i do

2134
01:36:18,480 --> 01:36:22,080
somewhat know about these

2135
01:36:20,320 --> 01:36:23,280
this is what you use

2136
01:36:22,080 --> 01:36:27,360
because i

2137
01:36:23,280 --> 01:36:27,360
suck dick and balls and applying stuff

2138
01:36:27,920 --> 01:36:32,560
got my job back so i guess him back to

2139
01:36:30,239 --> 01:36:33,920
throwing money at the femme boy dollar

2140
01:36:32,560 --> 01:36:37,800
dues

2141
01:36:33,920 --> 01:36:37,800
holy [ __ ] dude

2142
01:36:38,800 --> 01:36:43,360
oh thank you

2143
01:36:41,600 --> 01:36:46,639
oh my god

2144
01:36:43,360 --> 01:36:47,760
oh my god what the [ __ ]

2145
01:36:46,639 --> 01:36:50,880
i'm gonna have to refund you though

2146
01:36:47,760 --> 01:36:52,239
because you didn't call it dollar it is

2147
01:36:50,880 --> 01:36:54,320
i don't want to take money from that

2148
01:36:52,239 --> 01:36:55,920
kind of person

2149
01:36:54,320 --> 01:36:57,360
it's blood money if you don't call it

2150
01:36:55,920 --> 01:36:59,360
dollar dues

2151
01:36:57,360 --> 01:37:00,639
but thank you dude jesus christ thank

2152
01:36:59,360 --> 01:37:02,080
you for that

2153
01:37:00,639 --> 01:37:03,920
but yeah these are these are what you

2154
01:37:02,080 --> 01:37:05,920
use for these you will

2155
01:37:03,920 --> 01:37:08,960
brush the top of this and then apply it

2156
01:37:05,920 --> 01:37:11,760
so it's more accurate which very true

2157
01:37:08,960 --> 01:37:13,520
the only reason i get away with

2158
01:37:11,760 --> 01:37:16,000
putting on lipstick like that is because

2159
01:37:13,520 --> 01:37:19,520
it's on camera my god in real life i am

2160
01:37:16,000 --> 01:37:21,360
bad at that [ __ ] this will help

2161
01:37:19,520 --> 01:37:24,080
thank you i'm gonna go with this one

2162
01:37:21,360 --> 01:37:26,400
because this one looks too like brushy

2163
01:37:24,080 --> 01:37:28,239
and this one looks more like hard

2164
01:37:26,400 --> 01:37:31,600
and i feel like it needs like hard so

2165
01:37:28,239 --> 01:37:34,719
you can make like better lines

2166
01:37:31,600 --> 01:37:36,320
i have used a brush once and it was for

2167
01:37:34,719 --> 01:37:38,159
the photo shoot because i knew that it

2168
01:37:36,320 --> 01:37:39,520
was going to be like a thing but i

2169
01:37:38,159 --> 01:37:42,480
straight up just like use the wrong

2170
01:37:39,520 --> 01:37:43,440
brush for it oh [ __ ] yeah that's perfect

2171
01:37:42,480 --> 01:37:45,840
i don't

2172
01:37:43,440 --> 01:37:47,760
send two lip brushes one for red one for

2173
01:37:45,840 --> 01:37:49,199
pink you complained about applying

2174
01:37:47,760 --> 01:37:50,880
lipstick

2175
01:37:49,199 --> 01:37:53,840
um

2176
01:37:50,880 --> 01:37:56,000
oh [ __ ] but no there is two

2177
01:37:53,840 --> 01:37:56,000
but

2178
01:37:56,719 --> 01:38:01,760
one for red one for pink this man knows

2179
01:37:58,480 --> 01:38:03,119
that i only wear two colors ever

2180
01:38:01,760 --> 01:38:05,199
how does this work

2181
01:38:03,119 --> 01:38:06,880
oh that's pretty hard too

2182
01:38:05,199 --> 01:38:08,880
okay this one feels like it's going to

2183
01:38:06,880 --> 01:38:10,000
be less usable than the other one but

2184
01:38:08,880 --> 01:38:11,520
i'll keep it

2185
01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:13,280
hell yeah

2186
01:38:11,520 --> 01:38:14,719
nice thank you

2187
01:38:13,280 --> 01:38:17,440
i'm going to also put the freckle thing

2188
01:38:14,719 --> 01:38:19,520
in there [ __ ] yes i'm finally going to

2189
01:38:17,440 --> 01:38:21,119
be able to apply lipstick well and not

2190
01:38:19,520 --> 01:38:23,760
[ __ ]

2191
01:38:21,119 --> 01:38:25,679
oh my god hey chad guess what guess no

2192
01:38:23,760 --> 01:38:27,360
i'm switching it up i've got to find one

2193
01:38:25,679 --> 01:38:29,440
that's not from archangel oh [ __ ] that

2194
01:38:27,360 --> 01:38:30,880
one's from archangel as well jeez that

2195
01:38:29,440 --> 01:38:32,560
was the last one

2196
01:38:30,880 --> 01:38:34,239
no

2197
01:38:32,560 --> 01:38:35,920
i've got a letter i've got a letter and

2198
01:38:34,239 --> 01:38:37,679
it's not from archangel

2199
01:38:35,920 --> 01:38:41,040
i'm going to open the letter

2200
01:38:37,679 --> 01:38:42,560
all of it's from [ __ ] archangel

2201
01:38:41,040 --> 01:38:44,080
there's two packages left and they're

2202
01:38:42,560 --> 01:38:46,639
both

2203
01:38:44,080 --> 01:38:48,960
what the neat ass handwriting

2204
01:38:46,639 --> 01:38:51,440
jesus christ look at this

2205
01:38:48,960 --> 01:38:54,159
that is calligraphy my guy i wish i

2206
01:38:51,440 --> 01:38:54,159
could write like this

2207
01:38:57,360 --> 01:39:01,040
oh [ __ ]

2208
01:38:58,400 --> 01:39:03,920
am i that am i that stupid dude i can't

2209
01:39:01,040 --> 01:39:06,239
even read it i'm so dumb

2210
01:39:03,920 --> 01:39:08,320
oh [ __ ] ellen what the hell are you

2211
01:39:06,239 --> 01:39:10,239
literally competing for this record

2212
01:39:08,320 --> 01:39:13,199
thank you for the now 30 subs that

2213
01:39:10,239 --> 01:39:15,199
you've gifted jesus christ

2214
01:39:13,199 --> 01:39:17,199
barrels got out got you on donors but

2215
01:39:15,199 --> 01:39:19,920
you've got shubs

2216
01:39:17,199 --> 01:39:19,920
how tall are you

2217
01:39:20,719 --> 01:39:25,520
chad chad'll tell you chat will tell you

2218
01:39:22,560 --> 01:39:27,360
how tall i am and they won't lie

2219
01:39:25,520 --> 01:39:29,280
full also like thank you for

2220
01:39:27,360 --> 01:39:32,800
making content putting it

2221
01:39:29,280 --> 01:39:32,800
i can read this i'm smart enough

2222
01:39:34,800 --> 01:39:40,960
see there we go someone got it right

2223
01:39:37,199 --> 01:39:43,920
nine foot bimbo level illiterate dude

2224
01:39:40,960 --> 01:39:45,360
i saw dude i saw this one thing i saw

2225
01:39:43,920 --> 01:39:46,719
okay have you ever heard of what would

2226
01:39:45,360 --> 01:39:49,920
you do i'm going to read this off stream

2227
01:39:46,719 --> 01:39:49,920
because there's a lot of details

2228
01:39:50,000 --> 01:39:55,040
from your resident canadian mod smile

2229
01:39:52,320 --> 01:39:56,239
happy canada day oh thank you chad thank

2230
01:39:55,040 --> 01:39:57,600
you chassis

2231
01:39:56,239 --> 01:40:01,600
there's um

2232
01:39:57,600 --> 01:40:05,840
oh thank you buddy thanks for the 7.76

2233
01:40:01,600 --> 01:40:07,679
which i'm sure converts to around uh 10

2234
01:40:05,840 --> 01:40:09,119
10

2235
01:40:07,679 --> 01:40:12,159
i don't know what's the what's the

2236
01:40:09,119 --> 01:40:13,760
conversion listen that is five pounds

2237
01:40:12,159 --> 01:40:15,840
five real money

2238
01:40:13,760 --> 01:40:18,960
nice that's what we'll call it well i'm

2239
01:40:15,840 --> 01:40:18,960
gonna translate everything

2240
01:40:19,840 --> 01:40:24,880
well you're downright bad while

2241
01:40:21,760 --> 01:40:28,080
unpacking those po boxes i hope risa

2242
01:40:24,880 --> 01:40:28,080
approves yes

2243
01:40:28,159 --> 01:40:32,800
damn right bad what was i saying she's

2244
01:40:30,800 --> 01:40:34,800
dainty and petite five foot seven i am

2245
01:40:32,800 --> 01:40:36,800
not five foot seven

2246
01:40:34,800 --> 01:40:38,800
my god thank you thank you helen thank

2247
01:40:36,800 --> 01:40:42,080
you helen for the [ __ ] subs

2248
01:40:38,800 --> 01:40:43,840
dude soda is five foot seven

2249
01:40:42,080 --> 01:40:45,600
or something

2250
01:40:43,840 --> 01:40:48,320
tiny [ __ ]

2251
01:40:45,600 --> 01:40:50,719
what are you whoa oh that is

2252
01:40:48,320 --> 01:40:52,239
five feet nine inches rose is five feet

2253
01:40:50,719 --> 01:40:54,880
seven inches

2254
01:40:52,239 --> 01:40:56,400
what is this hold on

2255
01:40:54,880 --> 01:40:57,440
oh wait did this slide out the packet

2256
01:40:56,400 --> 01:40:59,679
okay it slid

2257
01:40:57,440 --> 01:41:00,960
did it break

2258
01:40:59,679 --> 01:41:03,119
oh no

2259
01:41:00,960 --> 01:41:04,880
hey chad have you noticed when he gets

2260
01:41:03,119 --> 01:41:06,159
excited about something he gets girl

2261
01:41:04,880 --> 01:41:09,119
voice

2262
01:41:06,159 --> 01:41:12,480
transformation in progress 34 percent

2263
01:41:09,119 --> 01:41:14,880
dot dot dot dot please wait

2264
01:41:12,480 --> 01:41:16,639
i don't get ex

2265
01:41:14,880 --> 01:41:18,480
i don't do the girl voice when i get

2266
01:41:16,639 --> 01:41:20,480
excited

2267
01:41:18,480 --> 01:41:22,719
i don't do i

2268
01:41:20,480 --> 01:41:22,719
no

2269
01:41:27,119 --> 01:41:30,840
oh no

2270
01:41:28,880 --> 01:41:32,960
it legit broke

2271
01:41:30,840 --> 01:41:35,679
no look

2272
01:41:32,960 --> 01:41:38,080
it's a bracelet but it [ __ ] broke

2273
01:41:35,679 --> 01:41:40,320
it broke look there's like a little it's

2274
01:41:38,080 --> 01:41:41,679
supposed to be this this side is the

2275
01:41:40,320 --> 01:41:43,920
clasp

2276
01:41:41,679 --> 01:41:47,360
and it's supposed to be on there but it

2277
01:41:43,920 --> 01:41:50,480
ends in like a torn off little glue

2278
01:41:47,360 --> 01:41:52,000
pile it's supposed to be in this thing

2279
01:41:50,480 --> 01:41:54,080
it's supposed to be like [ __ ] in

2280
01:41:52,000 --> 01:41:56,320
there

2281
01:41:54,080 --> 01:41:58,080
oh dude

2282
01:41:56,320 --> 01:42:00,560
maybe i can glue it back together again

2283
01:41:58,080 --> 01:42:02,560
but damn that sucks

2284
01:42:00,560 --> 01:42:05,360
it doesn't screw in or anything oh

2285
01:42:02,560 --> 01:42:06,719
that's so rough oh [ __ ] [ __ ] you're

2286
01:42:05,360 --> 01:42:08,320
broken

2287
01:42:06,719 --> 01:42:09,440
[ __ ]

2288
01:42:08,320 --> 01:42:11,199
well

2289
01:42:09,440 --> 01:42:12,320
i'll just zip tied on but this is what

2290
01:42:11,199 --> 01:42:15,440
it was

2291
01:42:12,320 --> 01:42:16,560
this is the pretty bracelet

2292
01:42:15,440 --> 01:42:18,239
wow

2293
01:42:16,560 --> 01:42:20,560
it's quite pink it's very pink in real

2294
01:42:18,239 --> 01:42:21,600
life this is this is all pink basically

2295
01:42:20,560 --> 01:42:23,920
there you go you can see it a bit better

2296
01:42:21,600 --> 01:42:26,080
now look at that chat as you can see

2297
01:42:23,920 --> 01:42:29,119
finn is consuming copious amounts of

2298
01:42:26,080 --> 01:42:30,880
copium to try to deny the change nope

2299
01:42:29,119 --> 01:42:31,840
nope no

2300
01:42:30,880 --> 01:42:34,320
nope

2301
01:42:31,840 --> 01:42:35,280
ah last package

2302
01:42:34,320 --> 01:42:37,600
small

2303
01:42:35,280 --> 01:42:39,760
small last package

2304
01:42:37,600 --> 01:42:40,880
okay hold on

2305
01:42:39,760 --> 01:42:42,239
i'm gonna use a different knife this

2306
01:42:40,880 --> 01:42:43,119
time because you guys are so concerned

2307
01:42:42,239 --> 01:42:45,679
about

2308
01:42:43,119 --> 01:42:48,159
it's dangerous it's illegal i don't care

2309
01:42:45,679 --> 01:42:50,639
i don't care

2310
01:42:48,159 --> 01:42:50,639
dummies

2311
01:42:51,360 --> 01:42:54,679
oh [ __ ]

2312
01:42:59,040 --> 01:43:04,239
listen

2313
01:43:01,360 --> 01:43:07,040
miss me with miss me with that gay [ __ ]

2314
01:43:04,239 --> 01:43:10,639
i don't care about the law

2315
01:43:07,040 --> 01:43:11,760
what are you oh [ __ ] it's more bracelets

2316
01:43:10,639 --> 01:43:13,119
wait what the [ __ ] they're different

2317
01:43:11,760 --> 01:43:15,199
sizes

2318
01:43:13,119 --> 01:43:17,360
one of them is knurled

2319
01:43:15,199 --> 01:43:19,199
i don't know what that word means

2320
01:43:17,360 --> 01:43:20,560
destroys pack bro

2321
01:43:19,199 --> 01:43:22,719
look at this

2322
01:43:20,560 --> 01:43:25,040
a bracelet

2323
01:43:22,719 --> 01:43:26,880
[ __ ] yeah i can whoa am i supposed to be

2324
01:43:25,040 --> 01:43:29,440
able to bend this nearly a year why am i

2325
01:43:26,880 --> 01:43:30,639
still i guess

2326
01:43:29,440 --> 01:43:32,400
i don't know

2327
01:43:30,639 --> 01:43:34,159
i've got no idea i'm probably supposed

2328
01:43:32,400 --> 01:43:36,000
to be able to bend it

2329
01:43:34,159 --> 01:43:37,760
i'm very strong

2330
01:43:36,000 --> 01:43:40,800
i know listen this is this is pretty

2331
01:43:37,760 --> 01:43:43,199
wait i wait can i bend this one

2332
01:43:40,800 --> 01:43:48,000
i'm pretty strong

2333
01:43:43,199 --> 01:43:48,000
i can bend most at any uh width of metal

2334
01:43:49,119 --> 01:43:53,360
see look at that pretty epic and then

2335
01:43:52,159 --> 01:43:56,320
close it real

2336
01:43:53,360 --> 01:43:56,320
real easily hold on

2337
01:43:58,000 --> 01:44:03,119
let's go nice look at that it's knurled

2338
01:44:01,520 --> 01:44:05,440
there you go look at that little easy

2339
01:44:03,119 --> 01:44:07,840
bracelet i [ __ ] with it

2340
01:44:05,440 --> 01:44:07,840
sweet

2341
01:44:09,520 --> 01:44:12,080
nice

2342
01:44:11,199 --> 01:44:14,000
nice

2343
01:44:12,080 --> 01:44:16,639
hold on i gotta make sure my desk is not

2344
01:44:14,000 --> 01:44:20,159
the messiest thing

2345
01:44:16,639 --> 01:44:22,000
[ __ ] yeah p.o box over not a single butt

2346
01:44:20,159 --> 01:44:24,480
plug not one

2347
01:44:22,000 --> 01:44:26,480
who where was where did the points go

2348
01:44:24,480 --> 01:44:29,280
let's see

2349
01:44:26,480 --> 01:44:30,239
oh [ __ ] okay most people bet on being

2350
01:44:29,280 --> 01:44:31,679
wholesome

2351
01:44:30,239 --> 01:44:35,600
four hundred thousand points for

2352
01:44:31,679 --> 01:44:37,840
wholesome 240 000 for uh

2353
01:44:35,600 --> 01:44:40,239
240 000 for

2354
01:44:37,840 --> 01:44:42,880
you know someone's gonna ship me

2355
01:44:40,239 --> 01:44:45,280
something phallic so let's go

2356
01:44:42,880 --> 01:44:47,040
winning yet again chat uh chat we have

2357
01:44:45,280 --> 01:44:49,840
the most ho maybe they're getting caught

2358
01:44:47,040 --> 01:44:49,840
at the border

2359
01:44:50,800 --> 01:44:54,960
i reckon uh that's my pet theory on it

2360
01:44:53,440 --> 01:44:56,880
they're not sending me any all my

2361
01:44:54,960 --> 01:44:57,920
parents are getting them

2362
01:44:56,880 --> 01:44:59,679
and then they're just they're just

2363
01:44:57,920 --> 01:45:00,880
keeping them

2364
01:44:59,679 --> 01:45:03,280
i reckon

2365
01:45:00,880 --> 01:45:05,920
you know my my dad's funny like that

2366
01:45:03,280 --> 01:45:08,400
he'd keep a few bubbles

2367
01:45:05,920 --> 01:45:09,760
wait did you get my my butt beads you

2368
01:45:08,400 --> 01:45:12,000
didn't get my butt beads i didn't get

2369
01:45:09,760 --> 01:45:13,600
your butt beads i'm so sorry

2370
01:45:12,000 --> 01:45:15,280
send me more dude you got to send me

2371
01:45:13,600 --> 01:45:17,280
more butt beads i didn't get any butt

2372
01:45:15,280 --> 01:45:18,639
beads if you send me butt beads i'll

2373
01:45:17,280 --> 01:45:19,280
i'll i'll get the butt beads if you send

2374
01:45:18,639 --> 01:45:21,440
them

2375
01:45:19,280 --> 01:45:21,440
here

2376
01:45:23,840 --> 01:45:27,920
thanks for the [ __ ] 17 months sub

2377
01:45:26,239 --> 01:45:30,080
holy [ __ ]

2378
01:45:27,920 --> 01:45:32,719
i only just found out that soda is a

2379
01:45:30,080 --> 01:45:35,280
movie star ngl i had a little bit of a

2380
01:45:32,719 --> 01:45:38,080
breakdown but then i watched one there

2381
01:45:35,280 --> 01:45:40,400
was peace also you bend them to fit them

2382
01:45:38,080 --> 01:45:42,719
to your hand

2383
01:45:40,400 --> 01:45:44,239
so does is soda in [ __ ] i don't know if

2384
01:45:42,719 --> 01:45:45,679
i can talk about that have to step away

2385
01:45:44,239 --> 01:45:48,800
for a second not for what you think i

2386
01:45:45,679 --> 01:45:48,800
miss the air kisses

2387
01:45:51,840 --> 01:45:54,719
how many how many are in the queue

2388
01:45:53,920 --> 01:45:58,239
chat

2389
01:45:54,719 --> 01:45:58,239
mods how many how many are in the queue

2390
01:45:59,920 --> 01:46:05,280
may be hot but damn you make me sweat so

2391
01:46:02,320 --> 01:46:08,639
much that my room is now a pool keep the

2392
01:46:05,280 --> 01:46:10,560
sexiness up rose there we go nine

2393
01:46:08,639 --> 01:46:12,639
i'll be i'll i'm just gonna speed on

2394
01:46:10,560 --> 01:46:13,600
real quick soda talks about their

2395
01:46:12,639 --> 01:46:16,480
filming

2396
01:46:13,600 --> 01:46:19,199
soda poggers wish he gets more po boxes

2397
01:46:16,480 --> 01:46:22,000
and not that much toxic chats

2398
01:46:19,199 --> 01:46:24,000
true anyone that's any the the best

2399
01:46:22,000 --> 01:46:25,679
thing any streamer can hope for

2400
01:46:24,000 --> 01:46:28,080
look in the list yourself i don't wanna

2401
01:46:25,679 --> 01:46:30,400
i'm scared quite frankly

2402
01:46:28,080 --> 01:46:32,880
um i guess the shoe rack didn't show up

2403
01:46:30,400 --> 01:46:36,400
today but i did get two happy roses out

2404
01:46:32,880 --> 01:46:39,119
of two bra and rose gold watch if i did

2405
01:46:36,400 --> 01:46:41,280
good please say i did good then will you

2406
01:46:39,119 --> 01:46:43,600
please get exact measurements so we can

2407
01:46:41,280 --> 01:46:46,239
get you the beautiful leather pants good

2408
01:46:43,600 --> 01:46:46,239
boy please

2409
01:46:47,199 --> 01:46:51,920
can i show you something can i show you

2410
01:46:49,520 --> 01:46:51,920
something

2411
01:46:52,000 --> 01:46:56,400
can i show you something

2412
01:46:54,560 --> 01:46:58,400
i bought show us the stuff you bought i

2413
01:46:56,400 --> 01:47:00,159
bought a bunch of stuff

2414
01:46:58,400 --> 01:47:02,320
i bought a bunch of stuff some of it's

2415
01:47:00,159 --> 01:47:04,320
good some of it's not

2416
01:47:02,320 --> 01:47:05,679
oh my god thanks for the thousand beards

2417
01:47:04,320 --> 01:47:10,159
[ __ ] yeah

2418
01:47:05,679 --> 01:47:10,159
um yeesh thank you charles

2419
01:47:10,320 --> 01:47:13,600
any like

2420
01:47:12,000 --> 01:47:15,119
draw me to show you the stuff that i

2421
01:47:13,600 --> 01:47:17,280
bought hold on what's what song do you

2422
01:47:15,119 --> 01:47:19,199
want to listen to in the background

2423
01:47:17,280 --> 01:47:22,600
hmm

2424
01:47:19,199 --> 01:47:22,600
let's see

2425
01:47:24,159 --> 01:47:29,239
let's see

2426
01:47:26,239 --> 01:47:29,239
perfect

2427
01:47:29,490 --> 01:47:39,729
[Music]

2428
01:47:44,160 --> 01:47:59,400
[Music]

2429
01:47:56,400 --> 01:47:59,400
do

2430
01:48:01,920 --> 01:48:27,180
[Music]

2431
01:48:30,000 --> 01:48:33,000
what

2432
01:48:33,190 --> 01:48:36,350
[Music]

2433
01:48:38,800 --> 01:48:43,199
hello i'm back

2434
01:48:40,719 --> 01:48:45,440
uh with all the stuff that i got hold on

2435
01:48:43,199 --> 01:48:46,800
let me clear my desk so i can just plop

2436
01:48:45,440 --> 01:48:47,840
it on there

2437
01:48:46,800 --> 01:48:49,230
all right

2438
01:48:47,840 --> 01:48:50,560
um so

2439
01:48:49,230 --> 01:48:52,320
[Music]

2440
01:48:50,560 --> 01:48:54,719
i got a bunch of stuff

2441
01:48:52,320 --> 01:48:56,800
from an actual real clothing website

2442
01:48:54,719 --> 01:48:58,800
this is the second time i've actually

2443
01:48:56,800 --> 01:49:01,679
shopped at a real clothing website

2444
01:48:58,800 --> 01:49:04,080
that's not amazon uh so

2445
01:49:01,679 --> 01:49:06,000
you know not bad

2446
01:49:04,080 --> 01:49:08,480
i'm finally learning

2447
01:49:06,000 --> 01:49:08,480
hold on

2448
01:49:09,199 --> 01:49:12,960
oh my god being a woman is so hard good

2449
01:49:11,600 --> 01:49:14,400
lord this is rough

2450
01:49:12,960 --> 01:49:16,080
chubs

2451
01:49:14,400 --> 01:49:17,440
what the [ __ ] was that a remixed

2452
01:49:16,080 --> 01:49:19,440
all-star

2453
01:49:17,440 --> 01:49:21,119
what a [ __ ] name that i haven't heard

2454
01:49:19,440 --> 01:49:22,880
in years

2455
01:49:21,119 --> 01:49:26,080
or no is it the same is it a different

2456
01:49:22,880 --> 01:49:28,960
way no hold on what

2457
01:49:26,080 --> 01:49:30,400
i'm so confused i'm not sure if you're

2458
01:49:28,960 --> 01:49:32,800
aware but there was an old minecraft

2459
01:49:30,400 --> 01:49:34,960
youtuber called chubbs also they did

2460
01:49:32,800 --> 01:49:37,440
other stuff on youtube

2461
01:49:34,960 --> 01:49:40,960
i have no [ __ ] clue

2462
01:49:37,440 --> 01:49:45,360
i've got to know if that's that's simple

2463
01:49:40,960 --> 01:49:48,480
white stocking for god tmn's sake nope

2464
01:49:45,360 --> 01:49:50,159
nope anyway let me show you things

2465
01:49:48,480 --> 01:49:51,119
let me show you things

2466
01:49:50,159 --> 01:49:54,560
uh

2467
01:49:51,119 --> 01:49:54,560
oh my god this thing huh

2468
01:49:55,440 --> 01:49:59,920
oh [ __ ] i don't care all right

2469
01:49:57,520 --> 01:50:02,000
let's start things off easy i bought a

2470
01:49:59,920 --> 01:50:04,080
very cute skirt i bought a very cute

2471
01:50:02,000 --> 01:50:06,159
skirt look at this no not a minecraft oh

2472
01:50:04,080 --> 01:50:07,840
damn it okay i bought a very cute skirt

2473
01:50:06,159 --> 01:50:10,000
it's very similar to mine except it's

2474
01:50:07,840 --> 01:50:12,239
stretchy very cute it's got two buttons

2475
01:50:10,000 --> 01:50:14,480
on it i just wanted it's pleated it's

2476
01:50:12,239 --> 01:50:16,480
got a cool texture i like it

2477
01:50:14,480 --> 01:50:18,639
very cute skirt

2478
01:50:16,480 --> 01:50:21,119
so far so good gonna be very good for

2479
01:50:18,639 --> 01:50:21,920
spinning

2480
01:50:21,119 --> 01:50:24,800
right

2481
01:50:21,920 --> 01:50:25,679
next up uh this one's maybe a miss but i

2482
01:50:24,800 --> 01:50:28,159
don't know

2483
01:50:25,679 --> 01:50:32,560
i bought a little this thing but it's a

2484
01:50:28,159 --> 01:50:32,560
bit see-through so i don't know

2485
01:50:33,679 --> 01:50:36,800
i don't know i thought it'd be a good

2486
01:50:34,960 --> 01:50:38,800
like i could put other stuff on top

2487
01:50:36,800 --> 01:50:40,560
maybe i don't know might be good with

2488
01:50:38,800 --> 01:50:42,080
the with the we did with the jet with

2489
01:50:40,560 --> 01:50:42,960
the crop jacket

2490
01:50:42,080 --> 01:50:44,560
i don't know

2491
01:50:42,960 --> 01:50:46,560
okay

2492
01:50:44,560 --> 01:50:47,440
here's here's one that's definitely a

2493
01:50:46,560 --> 01:50:48,560
miss

2494
01:50:47,440 --> 01:50:50,000
um

2495
01:50:48,560 --> 01:50:52,960
so

2496
01:50:50,000 --> 01:50:54,159
again i tend to overestimate my size a

2497
01:50:52,960 --> 01:50:57,760
lot of the times

2498
01:50:54,159 --> 01:50:59,840
uh i have like opposite body dysmorphia

2499
01:50:57,760 --> 01:51:02,880
where i just go like oh yeah dude

2500
01:50:59,840 --> 01:51:06,880
i'm definitely a size 16 i am not a size

2501
01:51:02,880 --> 01:51:10,639
16. this is really really [ __ ] big uh

2502
01:51:06,880 --> 01:51:13,119
it's it it's a little bit cute though

2503
01:51:10,639 --> 01:51:14,480
you okay you at least listen

2504
01:51:13,119 --> 01:51:15,920
in a photo

2505
01:51:14,480 --> 01:51:18,159
in a photo

2506
01:51:15,920 --> 01:51:20,239
it was okay in a photo it was fine

2507
01:51:18,159 --> 01:51:21,840
this is not as good as i thought but i

2508
01:51:20,239 --> 01:51:22,960
also haven't tried it on so it could

2509
01:51:21,840 --> 01:51:25,119
work

2510
01:51:22,960 --> 01:51:27,920
in what world are you a 16 listen

2511
01:51:25,119 --> 01:51:29,199
i usually wear like size 12.

2512
01:51:27,920 --> 01:51:33,199
that's good

2513
01:51:29,199 --> 01:51:35,040
i have been able to get into size 10s

2514
01:51:33,199 --> 01:51:37,679
but then it ranges from like i am

2515
01:51:35,040 --> 01:51:38,880
anywhere from a size 10 to 14. so i was

2516
01:51:37,679 --> 01:51:41,119
like

2517
01:51:38,880 --> 01:51:42,960
16 is almost there

2518
01:51:41,119 --> 01:51:45,360
14's usually if something doesn't

2519
01:51:42,960 --> 01:51:47,199
stretch but like this is real big uh why

2520
01:51:45,360 --> 01:51:49,280
am i gonna throw this

2521
01:51:47,199 --> 01:51:51,119
uh i'll put you there okay

2522
01:51:49,280 --> 01:51:52,560
next up something that's not black the

2523
01:51:51,119 --> 01:51:55,360
only thing that i bought that isn't

2524
01:51:52,560 --> 01:51:57,360
black uh is this one i haven't tried

2525
01:51:55,360 --> 01:51:59,119
this one on yet but it seems neat it's

2526
01:51:57,360 --> 01:52:01,599
like canvassy

2527
01:51:59,119 --> 01:52:03,199
it's basically a mini skirt though

2528
01:52:01,599 --> 01:52:05,040
and there's a little this is a belt that

2529
01:52:03,199 --> 01:52:05,760
i'm i'm sure when it's actually on me

2530
01:52:05,040 --> 01:52:07,599
will

2531
01:52:05,760 --> 01:52:08,480
you know look good but you know look at

2532
01:52:07,599 --> 01:52:10,000
that

2533
01:52:08,480 --> 01:52:12,320
little mini skirt looking thing that's

2534
01:52:10,000 --> 01:52:15,119
kind of nice right

2535
01:52:12,320 --> 01:52:17,119
i've got taste i've got fashion taste

2536
01:52:15,119 --> 01:52:19,280
boys you guys aren't applauding me

2537
01:52:17,119 --> 01:52:20,800
enough i've got good fashion taste here

2538
01:52:19,280 --> 01:52:23,040
funeral dress it did look a bit like a

2539
01:52:20,800 --> 01:52:24,639
funeral that dress is not great

2540
01:52:23,040 --> 01:52:26,800
all right

2541
01:52:24,639 --> 01:52:27,599
there's also two things behind me

2542
01:52:26,800 --> 01:52:30,880
uh

2543
01:52:27,599 --> 01:52:33,920
this one i think is dope hold on

2544
01:52:30,880 --> 01:52:36,080
thank you oh look at her she's so cute

2545
01:52:33,920 --> 01:52:38,560
what a cute little egg she did her own

2546
01:52:36,080 --> 01:52:42,880
shopping herself the cute little egg you

2547
01:52:38,560 --> 01:52:42,880
want head pats for being a big girl now

2548
01:52:43,199 --> 01:52:47,199
you probably said

2549
01:52:45,199 --> 01:52:49,840
never mind

2550
01:52:47,199 --> 01:52:52,639
sorry just had to

2551
01:52:49,840 --> 01:52:54,000
miss with me with that i bought this

2552
01:52:52,639 --> 01:52:56,000
it's another

2553
01:52:54,000 --> 01:52:58,480
pretty [ __ ] cool skirt i tried this

2554
01:52:56,000 --> 01:52:59,760
one on this sits right on my hips it's

2555
01:52:58,480 --> 01:53:02,880
[ __ ] good

2556
01:52:59,760 --> 01:53:05,280
it's [ __ ] great and now 56

2557
01:53:02,880 --> 01:53:08,560
please wait do not turn power on

2558
01:53:05,280 --> 01:53:10,639
transformation accelerating

2559
01:53:08,560 --> 01:53:13,280
what the [ __ ]

2560
01:53:10,639 --> 01:53:16,320
thank you uh i

2561
01:53:13,280 --> 01:53:18,000
so far three for three on skirts

2562
01:53:16,320 --> 01:53:18,880
here's what i think mischievous would

2563
01:53:18,000 --> 01:53:19,840
like

2564
01:53:18,880 --> 01:53:21,920
the

2565
01:53:19,840 --> 01:53:23,040
i've got four things the next two things

2566
01:53:21,920 --> 01:53:24,480
i bought

2567
01:53:23,040 --> 01:53:28,000
were options

2568
01:53:24,480 --> 01:53:30,560
number one i bought some trousers

2569
01:53:28,000 --> 01:53:32,320
they're these they will definitely fit

2570
01:53:30,560 --> 01:53:33,840
look at that they might even be a little

2571
01:53:32,320 --> 01:53:35,920
bit big but trust me that's going to be

2572
01:53:33,840 --> 01:53:37,360
good because i've got balls of steel and

2573
01:53:35,920 --> 01:53:38,560
i refuse to let them

2574
01:53:37,360 --> 01:53:40,960
confused

2575
01:53:38,560 --> 01:53:42,960
i overestimated size for this one i went

2576
01:53:40,960 --> 01:53:44,639
with a 14 because for some reason

2577
01:53:42,960 --> 01:53:45,760
[ __ ] women don't have like normal

2578
01:53:44,639 --> 01:53:47,199
measurements

2579
01:53:45,760 --> 01:53:49,520
so

2580
01:53:47,199 --> 01:53:50,800
there that's what i went for might be

2581
01:53:49,520 --> 01:53:53,040
end might end up being a little bit

2582
01:53:50,800 --> 01:53:55,280
baggy but either way

2583
01:53:53,040 --> 01:53:57,199
i have another option

2584
01:53:55,280 --> 01:54:00,000
um i haven't opened these yet i don't

2585
01:53:57,199 --> 01:54:00,000
know what they look like

2586
01:54:00,719 --> 01:54:05,920
oh [ __ ]

2587
01:54:02,159 --> 01:54:10,400
oh my god hold on wait are these bigger

2588
01:54:05,920 --> 01:54:10,400
16 these are not gonna fit holy [ __ ]

2589
01:54:13,360 --> 01:54:17,199
let's go

2590
01:54:15,199 --> 01:54:18,639
man they look better on the website than

2591
01:54:17,199 --> 01:54:22,360
in real life eh

2592
01:54:18,639 --> 01:54:22,360
jesus christ

2593
01:54:22,800 --> 01:54:26,480
what the [ __ ]

2594
01:54:24,719 --> 01:54:29,679
these look dreadful

2595
01:54:26,480 --> 01:54:30,639
these look dreadful

2596
01:54:29,679 --> 01:54:32,159
god

2597
01:54:30,639 --> 01:54:33,199
good lord

2598
01:54:32,159 --> 01:54:35,760
oh [ __ ]

2599
01:54:33,199 --> 01:54:37,840
oh god damn it god damn it

2600
01:54:35,760 --> 01:54:40,000
i just spilled water on an electronic

2601
01:54:37,840 --> 01:54:41,679
mouse mat

2602
01:54:40,000 --> 01:54:43,840
okay so people question why do you have

2603
01:54:41,679 --> 01:54:46,639
tissues on your desk finn is it because

2604
01:54:43,840 --> 01:54:49,119
you [ __ ] jerk off there no it's

2605
01:54:46,639 --> 01:54:51,840
because i'm an idiot and i spill things

2606
01:54:49,119 --> 01:54:54,719
all the [ __ ] time

2607
01:54:51,840 --> 01:54:54,719
and i jerk off

2608
01:54:54,880 --> 01:54:59,199
oh my god

2609
01:54:57,119 --> 01:55:01,199
women have normal sizes it's the

2610
01:54:59,199 --> 01:55:03,520
clothing companies that don't know what

2611
01:55:01,199 --> 01:55:05,760
they are doing

2612
01:55:03,520 --> 01:55:08,000
no i'm they were they were sold out so i

2613
01:55:05,760 --> 01:55:09,760
i just bought those ones

2614
01:55:08,000 --> 01:55:13,040
all right

2615
01:55:09,760 --> 01:55:14,800
hold on these are the other two

2616
01:55:13,040 --> 01:55:16,960
these are the other two hold on let me

2617
01:55:14,800 --> 01:55:19,840
like prep one of them

2618
01:55:16,960 --> 01:55:21,199
oh my god this is going to like spill

2619
01:55:19,840 --> 01:55:23,040
there hold on

2620
01:55:21,199 --> 01:55:24,320
this was the i said one i was actually

2621
01:55:23,040 --> 01:55:26,719
going to wear the one that i'm holding

2622
01:55:24,320 --> 01:55:28,560
for this stream until i real it just

2623
01:55:26,719 --> 01:55:29,520
wasn't really the vibe

2624
01:55:28,560 --> 01:55:31,360
but

2625
01:55:29,520 --> 01:55:34,480
also i think i'd need to like prep for

2626
01:55:31,360 --> 01:55:36,080
this dress because it's [ __ ] crazy

2627
01:55:34,480 --> 01:55:37,920
actually it's not it's pretty cool i

2628
01:55:36,080 --> 01:55:40,000
like it

2629
01:55:37,920 --> 01:55:42,560
i just finished writing a poem about

2630
01:55:40,000 --> 01:55:45,360
technoblade it helped me come to peace

2631
01:55:42,560 --> 01:55:47,119
with the fact that he's gone

2632
01:55:45,360 --> 01:55:50,159
hell yeah

2633
01:55:47,119 --> 01:55:51,840
a poem i can never get into poems

2634
01:55:50,159 --> 01:55:53,920
so much color in your wardrobe thank you

2635
01:55:51,840 --> 01:55:55,280
thanks barbie anyway here's the other

2636
01:55:53,920 --> 01:55:57,520
dress

2637
01:55:55,280 --> 01:55:59,040
i kind of [ __ ] with it it's that i know

2638
01:55:57,520 --> 01:56:00,639
you can't it's like folded in but it

2639
01:55:59,040 --> 01:56:02,239
actually does have like shape on the

2640
01:56:00,639 --> 01:56:04,880
hips and stuff

2641
01:56:02,239 --> 01:56:07,199
it's kind of [ __ ] cool so like if you

2642
01:56:04,880 --> 01:56:09,760
wear it hold on all right

2643
01:56:07,199 --> 01:56:11,360
if you wear it open like that

2644
01:56:09,760 --> 01:56:12,560
titties

2645
01:56:11,360 --> 01:56:15,920
titties

2646
01:56:12,560 --> 01:56:17,920
it's kind of good it's kind of epic

2647
01:56:15,920 --> 01:56:19,520
i think this is probably the most like

2648
01:56:17,920 --> 01:56:21,119
fashionable one that it's giving black

2649
01:56:19,520 --> 01:56:23,119
widow exactly

2650
01:56:21,119 --> 01:56:25,679
however

2651
01:56:23,119 --> 01:56:28,400
the the way that i create the realistic

2652
01:56:25,679 --> 01:56:31,440
titties does not lend itself to bigger

2653
01:56:28,400 --> 01:56:33,040
titties it's only really smaller ones so

2654
01:56:31,440 --> 01:56:35,760
i don't know how do you recommend

2655
01:56:33,040 --> 01:56:37,679
acrylics i have an unusual dress code

2656
01:56:35,760 --> 01:56:38,800
and i don't know if it will go with my

2657
01:56:37,679 --> 01:56:42,080
style

2658
01:56:38,800 --> 01:56:43,920
also you're a cute little egg

2659
01:56:42,080 --> 01:56:47,040
i am no egg

2660
01:56:43,920 --> 01:56:47,040
what's the opposite of an egg

2661
01:56:47,280 --> 01:56:50,080
i'm a sperm

2662
01:56:54,639 --> 01:57:00,239
so the next one i got is uh this one

2663
01:56:58,880 --> 01:57:01,440
this is the last

2664
01:57:00,239 --> 01:57:03,440
uh this is

2665
01:57:01,440 --> 01:57:05,920
this is the last one i got

2666
01:57:03,440 --> 01:57:08,239
uh i got no more after this it is a

2667
01:57:05,920 --> 01:57:10,480
quite well

2668
01:57:08,239 --> 01:57:12,719
it is quite a cute little leather dress

2669
01:57:10,480 --> 01:57:15,840
look at that contributing to the sock

2670
01:57:12,719 --> 01:57:17,280
fund simps together strong yeah i got

2671
01:57:15,840 --> 01:57:20,880
this little thing

2672
01:57:17,280 --> 01:57:23,280
again it's got my ears it's got a bit of

2673
01:57:20,880 --> 01:57:25,840
potential hip to it which is quite a

2674
01:57:23,280 --> 01:57:25,840
good look

2675
01:57:26,080 --> 01:57:30,880
very epic i'm very epic and that's

2676
01:57:29,199 --> 01:57:34,320
that's it

2677
01:57:30,880 --> 01:57:35,760
it's giving grandma whose grandma is in

2678
01:57:34,320 --> 01:57:38,800
a [ __ ] like

2679
01:57:35,760 --> 01:57:40,480
backless leather dress a mini dress for

2680
01:57:38,800 --> 01:57:43,040
that matter

2681
01:57:40,480 --> 01:57:47,840
what the [ __ ]

2682
01:57:43,040 --> 01:57:47,840
a backless leather mini dress grandma

2683
01:57:48,159 --> 01:57:53,800
grandma

2684
01:57:49,920 --> 01:57:53,800
in mini dress

2685
01:57:54,239 --> 01:57:58,400
grandma in leather mini dress google

2686
01:57:56,400 --> 01:58:00,639
images

2687
01:57:58,400 --> 01:58:00,639
oh

2688
01:58:00,800 --> 01:58:03,280
yeah okay

2689
01:58:03,599 --> 01:58:07,119
never mind i was wrong it exists it

2690
01:58:05,599 --> 01:58:09,679
exists

2691
01:58:07,119 --> 01:58:11,360
can't show it

2692
01:58:09,679 --> 01:58:15,199
they do that every now and then don't

2693
01:58:11,360 --> 01:58:15,199
search that i did it um

2694
01:58:16,080 --> 01:58:20,320
totally an april i put it on like an

2695
01:58:17,840 --> 01:58:22,320
apron but you wear it like a dress it's

2696
01:58:20,320 --> 01:58:24,560
just one of those the straps they go

2697
01:58:22,320 --> 01:58:26,239
over your neck like that trust me listen

2698
01:58:24,560 --> 01:58:28,400
if you were more fashion forward you

2699
01:58:26,239 --> 01:58:30,639
would understand i promise i will buy

2700
01:58:28,400 --> 01:58:31,760
more pink dresses soon

2701
01:58:30,639 --> 01:58:32,719
ugh

2702
01:58:31,760 --> 01:58:34,320
do you want to see the one do you want

2703
01:58:32,719 --> 01:58:36,560
to see one that i have bought that is

2704
01:58:34,320 --> 01:58:36,560
pink

2705
01:58:37,920 --> 01:58:41,920
you want to see it

2706
01:58:40,560 --> 01:58:44,639
want to see a dress that i do want to

2707
01:58:41,920 --> 01:58:48,199
see something i bought that's pink

2708
01:58:44,639 --> 01:58:48,199
it's a fan favorite

2709
01:58:54,400 --> 01:58:57,520
so

2710
01:58:55,360 --> 01:58:57,520
i

2711
01:58:57,599 --> 01:59:02,080
i bought this

2712
01:58:59,840 --> 01:59:03,920
this is [ __ ] dumb hold on let me let

2713
01:59:02,080 --> 01:59:05,360
me let me

2714
01:59:03,920 --> 01:59:07,679
let me let me hold on let me quickly

2715
01:59:05,360 --> 01:59:08,639
like move my camera

2716
01:59:07,679 --> 01:59:09,650
all right

2717
01:59:08,639 --> 01:59:11,040
i bought um

2718
01:59:09,650 --> 01:59:13,360
[Music]

2719
01:59:11,040 --> 01:59:16,000
i bought this

2720
01:59:13,360 --> 01:59:17,920
i bought this recently we're all proud

2721
01:59:16,000 --> 01:59:20,159
of you shopping for yourself like a big

2722
01:59:17,920 --> 01:59:22,560
grown up lady

2723
01:59:20,159 --> 01:59:27,639
uh you have you may have seen me before

2724
01:59:22,560 --> 01:59:27,639
in this one i bought the pink version

2725
01:59:30,400 --> 01:59:33,920
everyone needs a bit of variation in

2726
01:59:31,920 --> 01:59:36,000
their wardrobe

2727
01:59:33,920 --> 01:59:38,719
oh [ __ ] ryan alley [ __ ] yeah thanks for

2728
01:59:36,000 --> 01:59:40,000
the [ __ ] hello rynally viewers

2729
01:59:38,719 --> 01:59:42,080
hello

2730
01:59:40,000 --> 01:59:45,760
um so many tabs listen

2731
01:59:42,080 --> 01:59:47,520
it's hard work being being being me

2732
01:59:45,760 --> 01:59:49,440
it's hard work being this cute and not

2733
01:59:47,520 --> 01:59:51,679
managing my my ram

2734
01:59:49,440 --> 01:59:53,840
you remember my name you remember the

2735
01:59:51,679 --> 01:59:55,920
things i beg you to get i know i'm

2736
01:59:53,840 --> 01:59:58,560
annoying and you remember that i wish

2737
01:59:55,920 --> 02:00:00,480
you the best and all the good i always

2738
01:59:58,560 --> 02:00:03,760
think you remember and like me as a

2739
02:00:00,480 --> 02:00:05,460
friend then you call me a boy one day

2740
02:00:03,760 --> 02:00:08,239
you'll remember

2741
02:00:05,460 --> 02:00:10,880
[Music]

2742
02:00:08,239 --> 02:00:11,840
i'm allowed i knew here is boy or grill

2743
02:00:10,880 --> 02:00:15,119
listen

2744
02:00:11,840 --> 02:00:15,119
as the king of gender

2745
02:00:16,000 --> 02:00:21,119
i'm i give myself special privileges to

2746
02:00:18,639 --> 02:00:22,080
accidentally misgender people

2747
02:00:21,119 --> 02:00:24,639
it's

2748
02:00:22,080 --> 02:00:27,040
i know it sucks it's just the rules i

2749
02:00:24,639 --> 02:00:28,719
don't make them it's just something we

2750
02:00:27,040 --> 02:00:29,840
all have to live by i don't like it

2751
02:00:28,719 --> 02:00:30,880
either

2752
02:00:29,840 --> 02:00:32,320
trust me

2753
02:00:30,880 --> 02:00:34,159
i it's

2754
02:00:32,320 --> 02:00:35,360
uh

2755
02:00:34,159 --> 02:00:37,679
what

2756
02:00:35,360 --> 02:00:38,560
i new here is you boy or girl

2757
02:00:37,679 --> 02:00:41,280
uh

2758
02:00:38,560 --> 02:00:42,719
well see that's that's really one of

2759
02:00:41,280 --> 02:00:45,520
those um

2760
02:00:42,719 --> 02:00:47,360
oh should i make the watch work

2761
02:00:45,520 --> 02:00:49,760
that's really one of those

2762
02:00:47,360 --> 02:00:51,760
it's really one of those um

2763
02:00:49,760 --> 02:00:53,040
what's it called uh mysteries of the

2764
02:00:51,760 --> 02:00:55,119
universe sort of thing people have been

2765
02:00:53,040 --> 02:00:57,119
trying to figure it out for a while now

2766
02:00:55,119 --> 02:00:59,440
and it really depend what it really

2767
02:00:57,119 --> 02:01:01,360
depends what month it is at this point

2768
02:00:59,440 --> 02:01:03,760
that's what we've narrowed it down to

2769
02:01:01,360 --> 02:01:07,119
some months maybe one answer some months

2770
02:01:03,760 --> 02:01:09,440
another you never know you never know

2771
02:01:07,119 --> 02:01:11,040
brattle thank you brattle for [ __ ]

2772
02:01:09,440 --> 02:01:12,800
jesus christ you and ellen you're

2773
02:01:11,040 --> 02:01:14,960
competing now thank you for the five

2774
02:01:12,800 --> 02:01:17,760
gifted subs boy oh

2775
02:01:14,960 --> 02:01:17,760
okay hello

2776
02:01:21,040 --> 02:01:27,119
uh hey i says girl

2777
02:01:23,119 --> 02:01:29,440
an ai has yes um

2778
02:01:27,119 --> 02:01:31,199
you told only straight people now wait

2779
02:01:29,440 --> 02:01:33,520
what you you said wait you taught only

2780
02:01:31,199 --> 02:01:34,719
straight people now so you're a girl

2781
02:01:33,520 --> 02:01:36,560
huh

2782
02:01:34,719 --> 02:01:38,880
i'm so [ __ ] confused

2783
02:01:36,560 --> 02:01:38,880
listen

2784
02:01:39,760 --> 02:01:47,599
only look uh no no uh uh i'm uh

2785
02:01:44,639 --> 02:01:50,960
no gay activities it is july i'm like

2786
02:01:47,599 --> 02:01:53,360
[ __ ] short circuiting no um it's it's

2787
02:01:50,960 --> 02:01:57,119
pride month done um

2788
02:01:53,360 --> 02:01:59,760
men men uh women and women um

2789
02:01:57,119 --> 02:02:01,840
jesus hey ellen thank god you really are

2790
02:01:59,760 --> 02:02:03,679
thank you for the five gifted subs ellen

2791
02:02:01,840 --> 02:02:06,639
that's very nice of you

2792
02:02:03,679 --> 02:02:07,679
wow someone in chat wow dude one day i'm

2793
02:02:06,639 --> 02:02:09,840
gonna convince someone that i'm

2794
02:02:07,679 --> 02:02:10,800
homophobic oh [ __ ] that's the tank of

2795
02:02:09,840 --> 02:02:13,440
the dubs

2796
02:02:10,800 --> 02:02:15,440
i'll try my best i've been dude i've

2797
02:02:13,440 --> 02:02:17,520
been trying my best to be homophobic but

2798
02:02:15,440 --> 02:02:19,599
it's it's real hard to do

2799
02:02:17,520 --> 02:02:21,920
it's just real hard i can't take myself

2800
02:02:19,599 --> 02:02:25,040
seriously enough i'm wearing a dress and

2801
02:02:21,920 --> 02:02:27,520
full makeup i do you guys have any hip

2802
02:02:25,040 --> 02:02:28,800
tips for me maybe i can be more of a

2803
02:02:27,520 --> 02:02:30,000
dick

2804
02:02:28,800 --> 02:02:31,679
what is the pink light in the background

2805
02:02:30,000 --> 02:02:33,599
oh that's so nice you talk about it okay

2806
02:02:31,679 --> 02:02:35,119
listen it's the it's my favorite color

2807
02:02:33,599 --> 02:02:38,800
of pink okay it's my favorite shade

2808
02:02:35,119 --> 02:02:41,440
listen so wait no no gay uh it's a

2809
02:02:38,800 --> 02:02:43,040
[ __ ] uh i bought it from i i found it

2810
02:02:41,440 --> 02:02:45,040
on the street i stole i saw it in

2811
02:02:43,040 --> 02:02:47,119
someone's window and i broke in and i

2812
02:02:45,040 --> 02:02:49,119
took it

2813
02:02:47,119 --> 02:02:51,440
and i said it to pink

2814
02:02:49,119 --> 02:02:51,440
um

2815
02:02:51,840 --> 02:02:56,719
i bought it actually it's a

2816
02:02:54,320 --> 02:02:58,880
hold on listen uh people that are into

2817
02:02:56,719 --> 02:03:01,360
film don't answer this question normal

2818
02:02:58,880 --> 02:03:03,040
people only only answer if you're normal

2819
02:03:01,360 --> 02:03:05,119
how much did that cost

2820
02:03:03,040 --> 02:03:06,159
how much did just that [ __ ] beam a

2821
02:03:05,119 --> 02:03:09,040
light

2822
02:03:06,159 --> 02:03:11,119
how much did that cost tell me

2823
02:03:09,040 --> 02:03:12,960
i i had to move the tv and it felt too

2824
02:03:11,119 --> 02:03:15,840
empty so i wanted to buy something so i

2825
02:03:12,960 --> 02:03:19,040
asked soda how much did that cost

2826
02:03:15,840 --> 02:03:22,320
150 80 80 pounds a lot of people saying

2827
02:03:19,040 --> 02:03:23,840
80 100 150 200 pounds damn that's kind

2828
02:03:22,320 --> 02:03:27,599
of up there

2829
02:03:23,840 --> 02:03:30,719
uh 150 270 jesus the longer i let this

2830
02:03:27,599 --> 02:03:33,679
go the higher the number creeps 60 80. a

2831
02:03:30,719 --> 02:03:35,440
lot of people saying 80. well okay

2832
02:03:33,679 --> 02:03:38,719
you're right on the money you've got one

2833
02:03:35,440 --> 02:03:38,719
of the numbers right in that

2834
02:03:38,800 --> 02:03:43,840
it was

2835
02:03:39,880 --> 02:03:43,840
850 dollars

2836
02:03:45,119 --> 02:03:50,159
it ain't [ __ ] worth it

2837
02:03:47,599 --> 02:03:53,040
not dude even the people guessing high

2838
02:03:50,159 --> 02:03:55,360
on purpose didn't guess that high

2839
02:03:53,040 --> 02:03:57,840
what the [ __ ] inflation

2840
02:03:55,360 --> 02:04:00,000
you okay listen it's dope

2841
02:03:57,840 --> 02:04:02,000
as far as lights go really [ __ ] cool

2842
02:04:00,000 --> 02:04:05,199
i can set it to any color for someone

2843
02:04:02,000 --> 02:04:07,440
that's into film you'd be like damn dude

2844
02:04:05,199 --> 02:04:08,480
you you got [ __ ] it i got ripped the

2845
02:04:07,440 --> 02:04:10,400
[ __ ] off

2846
02:04:08,480 --> 02:04:12,079
it's not worth it man

2847
02:04:10,400 --> 02:04:14,159
it's kind of cool

2848
02:04:12,079 --> 02:04:15,520
but i can't i can't control my phone i

2849
02:04:14,159 --> 02:04:17,599
have to go over there and like tap

2850
02:04:15,520 --> 02:04:19,520
buttons to change it oh the neon light

2851
02:04:17,599 --> 02:04:21,920
is this color because finn used it to

2852
02:04:19,520 --> 02:04:24,400
hit gay people at the end of pride month

2853
02:04:21,920 --> 02:04:27,679
now it's neon pink it's stained by the

2854
02:04:24,400 --> 02:04:29,560
blood of his enemies finn is an lgbt foe

2855
02:04:27,679 --> 02:04:33,119
yeah sorry it was it was

2856
02:04:29,560 --> 02:04:33,119
lgbt foe

2857
02:04:36,000 --> 02:04:39,920
my [ __ ] god

2858
02:04:37,679 --> 02:04:42,000
yeah about the background are you gonna

2859
02:04:39,920 --> 02:04:44,320
name my pink dolphins

2860
02:04:42,000 --> 02:04:46,239
beside alfred are you the person that

2861
02:04:44,320 --> 02:04:48,159
sent the dolphin i didn't know

2862
02:04:46,239 --> 02:04:50,800
yeah

2863
02:04:48,159 --> 02:04:52,000
uh pink dolphin's gonna be named oh [ __ ]

2864
02:04:50,800 --> 02:04:54,639
we need to come up with a name for the

2865
02:04:52,000 --> 02:04:54,639
pink dolphin

2866
02:04:55,280 --> 02:05:01,199
850 is a scam we get light for free

2867
02:04:58,159 --> 02:05:03,440
every day it's called the sun

2868
02:05:01,199 --> 02:05:05,520
that's true but listen how many days has

2869
02:05:03,440 --> 02:05:08,480
the sun been pink hmm

2870
02:05:05,520 --> 02:05:10,480
not often so i you know i set it to some

2871
02:05:08,480 --> 02:05:11,840
colors for you set it to alien cut any

2872
02:05:10,480 --> 02:05:14,159
color of it it looks really good when

2873
02:05:11,840 --> 02:05:17,040
it's like red or orange or blue

2874
02:05:14,159 --> 02:05:19,040
or pink evidently i mean dude doesn't it

2875
02:05:17,040 --> 02:05:20,719
mate it does make the background look

2876
02:05:19,040 --> 02:05:22,960
cooler if i turned it off it would look

2877
02:05:20,719 --> 02:05:24,480
a little bit less interesting and also

2878
02:05:22,960 --> 02:05:26,639
every streamer

2879
02:05:24,480 --> 02:05:28,480
every streamer let me get hold on let me

2880
02:05:26,639 --> 02:05:30,000
go on let me browse just chatting on

2881
02:05:28,480 --> 02:05:31,760
twitch real quick

2882
02:05:30,000 --> 02:05:33,440
how long is it going to take me before i

2883
02:05:31,760 --> 02:05:36,320
find a twitch streamer that has a purple

2884
02:05:33,440 --> 02:05:38,639
light in the background

2885
02:05:36,320 --> 02:05:40,800
no one talks about this stereotype but

2886
02:05:38,639 --> 02:05:43,679
it's a thing

2887
02:05:40,800 --> 02:05:45,440
uh twitch.tv i'm gonna i'm gonna find it

2888
02:05:43,679 --> 02:05:48,960
in immediately browse

2889
02:05:45,440 --> 02:05:52,079
uh categories just chatting let's see

2890
02:05:48,960 --> 02:05:55,599
let's see how long oh [ __ ] bam done i

2891
02:05:52,079 --> 02:05:55,599
hadn't even loaded in the webpage

2892
02:05:55,679 --> 02:05:59,119
look at this

2893
02:05:57,520 --> 02:06:02,400
camera come on

2894
02:05:59,119 --> 02:06:02,400
i hadn't even [ __ ] loaded

2895
02:06:02,719 --> 02:06:06,719
your [ __ ] purple light in the

2896
02:06:04,719 --> 02:06:08,880
background see every single time every

2897
02:06:06,719 --> 02:06:11,280
single streamer oh it's me

2898
02:06:08,880 --> 02:06:12,159
look at this dumb yeah the purple light

2899
02:06:11,280 --> 02:06:14,639
in the background purple in the

2900
02:06:12,159 --> 02:06:16,639
background dude it's

2901
02:06:14,639 --> 02:06:18,079
get out of here it's a it's a staple

2902
02:06:16,639 --> 02:06:20,960
what can i say

2903
02:06:18,079 --> 02:06:24,079
and then v tubers v tubers everywhere

2904
02:06:20,960 --> 02:06:25,199
what has happened to our beautiful site

2905
02:06:24,079 --> 02:06:28,000
oh

2906
02:06:25,199 --> 02:06:30,960
v tubers anime women

2907
02:06:28,000 --> 02:06:33,119
all i see is anime women

2908
02:06:30,960 --> 02:06:36,560
i will not deal with any and more anime

2909
02:06:33,119 --> 02:06:38,000
women i can't deal with it anymore i i'm

2910
02:06:36,560 --> 02:06:40,560
fed up of pretending that it's not a

2911
02:06:38,000 --> 02:06:42,960
problem if i see one more anime woman on

2912
02:06:40,560 --> 02:06:44,880
this godforsaken website i swear to god

2913
02:06:42,960 --> 02:06:47,440
i'll make my own

2914
02:06:44,880 --> 02:06:49,599
i will beco i will become i will not do

2915
02:06:47,440 --> 02:06:51,760
this anymore i spend [ __ ] an hour

2916
02:06:49,599 --> 02:06:54,800
every day doing my makeup getting into a

2917
02:06:51,760 --> 02:06:56,480
nice dress getting my choosing an outfit

2918
02:06:54,800 --> 02:06:59,040
and you're telling me they turn on a

2919
02:06:56,480 --> 02:07:02,560
camera and make a [ __ ]

2920
02:06:59,040 --> 02:07:04,400
billion dollars from v tubing

2921
02:07:02,560 --> 02:07:05,520
they put on it they make their eyes ten

2922
02:07:04,400 --> 02:07:07,520
times bigger than normal and put on a

2923
02:07:05,520 --> 02:07:09,199
little anime cutesy voice what the [ __ ]

2924
02:07:07,520 --> 02:07:10,960
and i can't do that

2925
02:07:09,199 --> 02:07:12,480
i gotta i gotta be able to do that i

2926
02:07:10,960 --> 02:07:15,760
need to be able to learn the [ __ ] uh

2927
02:07:12,480 --> 02:07:18,079
the the the the uh the [ __ ] the

2928
02:07:15,760 --> 02:07:19,280
you know the [ __ ] the the woman that

2929
02:07:18,079 --> 02:07:21,280
wants attention voice you know what i

2930
02:07:19,280 --> 02:07:23,119
mean oh you know that that i need to

2931
02:07:21,280 --> 02:07:25,040
learn how to do that or

2932
02:07:23,119 --> 02:07:27,280
a guy that needs a friend that [ __ ]

2933
02:07:25,040 --> 02:07:29,280
does the corpse husband voice but like

2934
02:07:27,280 --> 02:07:31,119
hurts himself doing it you know

2935
02:07:29,280 --> 02:07:32,719
that's what i want

2936
02:07:31,119 --> 02:07:34,960
two of those extremes i want to be an

2937
02:07:32,719 --> 02:07:37,280
anime character but i can't while i'm

2938
02:07:34,960 --> 02:07:40,639
complaining you hit alfred with your

2939
02:07:37,280 --> 02:07:43,040
dang glow stick i saw that emcee video i

2940
02:07:40,639 --> 02:07:45,440
did any who i know you wanted ideas for

2941
02:07:43,040 --> 02:07:48,960
streams so i'm gonna suggest an outfit

2942
02:07:45,440 --> 02:07:51,360
try on haul again also i told lucy pyre

2943
02:07:48,960 --> 02:07:53,280
you watched her video and she was very

2944
02:07:51,360 --> 02:07:54,560
let's go she was very happy [ __ ] yeah

2945
02:07:53,280 --> 02:07:56,639
dude lucy

2946
02:07:54,560 --> 02:07:58,320
great video but great video but if she

2947
02:07:56,639 --> 02:07:59,599
makes another fanboy video she makes

2948
02:07:58,320 --> 02:08:01,520
fanboys too

2949
02:07:59,599 --> 02:08:03,440
i'll watch it as well i will gladly

2950
02:08:01,520 --> 02:08:05,760
steal her content for my content as i'm

2951
02:08:03,440 --> 02:08:07,520
sure that is very appreciated on twitch

2952
02:08:05,760 --> 02:08:09,599
um

2953
02:08:07,520 --> 02:08:11,840
but dude if she makes another one i will

2954
02:08:09,599 --> 02:08:12,880
want to watch it and uh

2955
02:08:11,840 --> 02:08:13,920
i don't i don't know what i'm going to

2956
02:08:12,880 --> 02:08:15,360
call i don't know what i'm going to call

2957
02:08:13,920 --> 02:08:16,560
that dolphin fetus what are we going to

2958
02:08:15,360 --> 02:08:18,639
call that thing

2959
02:08:16,560 --> 02:08:20,239
what do we call that creepy weird flesh

2960
02:08:18,639 --> 02:08:22,159
blob that's shaped like a dolphin what

2961
02:08:20,239 --> 02:08:23,440
do you think

2962
02:08:22,159 --> 02:08:25,440
mortimer

2963
02:08:23,440 --> 02:08:28,000
oh my god that's not even a bad name

2964
02:08:25,440 --> 02:08:29,520
alfred and mortimer

2965
02:08:28,000 --> 02:08:32,239
call it [ __ ]

2966
02:08:29,520 --> 02:08:32,239
bell dolphin

2967
02:08:34,239 --> 02:08:38,560
okay that's funny yeah belle is such a

2968
02:08:36,480 --> 02:08:39,920
good name for it okay that's funnier

2969
02:08:38,560 --> 02:08:41,360
than anything we can come up with yeah

2970
02:08:39,920 --> 02:08:43,440
belle dolphin

2971
02:08:41,360 --> 02:08:45,440
welcome to the club alfred who's got his

2972
02:08:43,440 --> 02:08:48,880
mask over his eyes he's a very bad

2973
02:08:45,440 --> 02:08:50,480
superhero and belle dolphin

2974
02:08:48,880 --> 02:08:51,840
it's so original oh my god

2975
02:08:50,480 --> 02:08:53,760
[Music]

2976
02:08:51,840 --> 02:08:56,159
neither are parodies on anything

2977
02:08:53,760 --> 02:08:56,159
do it

2978
02:08:57,040 --> 02:09:02,320
become dude don't don't press don't i'll

2979
02:09:00,159 --> 02:09:05,440
get it done i'll commission a v2 model

2980
02:09:02,320 --> 02:09:08,000
i'll do it i'll become a v tuber

2981
02:09:05,440 --> 02:09:09,599
let me see

2982
02:09:08,000 --> 02:09:10,800
i'm gonna i'm gonna get a v2 remote i'm

2983
02:09:09,599 --> 02:09:12,480
gonna become a v tuber so i don't have

2984
02:09:10,800 --> 02:09:13,599
to do makeup anymore and then i can blow

2985
02:09:12,480 --> 02:09:15,840
up on twitch

2986
02:09:13,599 --> 02:09:17,199
it's gonna be great and listen there's

2987
02:09:15,840 --> 02:09:19,440
not a single v tuber that's not

2988
02:09:17,199 --> 02:09:21,199
successful as you can clearly see hold

2989
02:09:19,440 --> 02:09:23,280
on there's

2990
02:09:21,199 --> 02:09:24,000
look at the further down the list we go

2991
02:09:23,280 --> 02:09:25,119
am i going to see something

2992
02:09:24,000 --> 02:09:27,440
inappropriate

2993
02:09:25,119 --> 02:09:29,599
less v tubers down here oh found one 100

2994
02:09:27,440 --> 02:09:32,560
views though holy [ __ ] there's not one

2995
02:09:29,599 --> 02:09:35,679
ellen ellen thank you ellen ellen

2996
02:09:32,560 --> 02:09:35,679
ellen ellen

2997
02:09:36,320 --> 02:09:40,000
ellen

2998
02:09:37,520 --> 02:09:42,560
ellen

2999
02:09:40,000 --> 02:09:45,360
wait i thought you are a v tuber you

3000
02:09:42,560 --> 02:09:46,960
look so perfect my piggies are in the i

3001
02:09:45,360 --> 02:09:48,560
have to know what's like in

3002
02:09:46,960 --> 02:09:51,040
ellen

3003
02:09:48,560 --> 02:09:54,480
thanks for the subs alan

3004
02:09:51,040 --> 02:09:54,480
my god it's like i summoned her

3005
02:09:55,360 --> 02:09:59,880
thanks ellen

3006
02:09:56,719 --> 02:09:59,880
all right

3007
02:10:00,079 --> 02:10:03,679
okay never mind there's a ton of feat

3008
02:10:05,440 --> 02:10:08,639
what the [ __ ]

3009
02:10:07,119 --> 02:10:10,480
i'm gonna stop scrolling on twitch this

3010
02:10:08,639 --> 02:10:12,320
is too far

3011
02:10:10,480 --> 02:10:14,159
it's fine because it's fine though i

3012
02:10:12,320 --> 02:10:15,760
don't need to scroll because i'm right

3013
02:10:14,159 --> 02:10:17,360
at the top

3014
02:10:15,760 --> 02:10:21,119
let's go

3015
02:10:17,360 --> 02:10:23,280
just so you know just just just fyi

3016
02:10:21,119 --> 02:10:25,590
anyway to me and we need too many

3017
02:10:23,280 --> 02:10:28,709
ellen's we need a purge indeed

3018
02:10:25,590 --> 02:10:28,709
[Music]

3019
02:10:28,960 --> 02:10:34,000
when f1 n body pillows for the unwealthy

3020
02:10:31,679 --> 02:10:34,000
of us

3021
02:10:37,199 --> 02:10:41,280
you watch your tone maybe it'll happen

3022
02:10:41,520 --> 02:10:46,239
maybe maybe i'm thinking about it

3023
02:10:44,000 --> 02:10:49,760
you do realize you'll need a girl voice

3024
02:10:46,239 --> 02:10:49,760
if you want to be of tuber

3025
02:10:50,560 --> 02:10:55,679
do i though uh what if i just like

3026
02:10:53,679 --> 02:10:57,440
no i'll go the opposite way i'll be like

3027
02:10:55,679 --> 02:10:59,920
corpse husband and i'll do that do the

3028
02:10:57,440 --> 02:11:01,760
anime guy voiced you [ __ ] hey

3029
02:10:59,920 --> 02:11:04,239
[ __ ] uh

3030
02:11:01,760 --> 02:11:06,719
that sounds more like [ __ ] uh what's

3031
02:11:04,239 --> 02:11:09,599
his name from family guy hey

3032
02:11:06,719 --> 02:11:12,400
ap it doesn't cost thousands of dollars

3033
02:11:09,599 --> 02:11:14,480
to make a v tuber anymore the programs

3034
02:11:12,400 --> 02:11:15,679
to make them are very low cost slash

3035
02:11:14,480 --> 02:11:19,840
free

3036
02:11:15,679 --> 02:11:21,679
i need to be good at that hey peter a ap

3037
02:11:19,840 --> 02:11:23,119
baby

3038
02:11:21,679 --> 02:11:28,000
okay you gotta picture it but it's an

3039
02:11:23,119 --> 02:11:28,000
anime woman saying it ap hey peter

3040
02:11:29,119 --> 02:11:35,200
hey peter

3041
02:11:31,760 --> 02:11:38,319
hey peter i'm an anime

3042
02:11:35,200 --> 02:11:38,319
[Music]

3043
02:11:38,320 --> 02:11:43,040
okay if you ever do a v tuber stream you

3044
02:11:40,960 --> 02:11:45,599
should use the skin of your minecraft

3045
02:11:43,040 --> 02:11:45,599
character

3046
02:11:45,760 --> 02:11:49,599
that'd be kind of funny just really

3047
02:11:47,119 --> 02:11:52,239
scuffed like it's just a morph happening

3048
02:11:49,599 --> 02:11:55,440
to my to my uh youtuber the [ __ ] the

3049
02:11:52,239 --> 02:11:57,440
minecraft skin the youtuber my god

3050
02:11:55,440 --> 02:12:00,639
v tuber with huge muscles

3051
02:11:57,440 --> 02:12:00,639
it'll happen it'll happen

3052
02:12:00,960 --> 02:12:04,800
oh

3053
02:12:02,639 --> 02:12:06,639
v tubing won't work

3054
02:12:04,800 --> 02:12:09,599
your feminine looks are your money

3055
02:12:06,639 --> 02:12:11,679
makers we want fanboy booty not animated

3056
02:12:09,599 --> 02:12:13,599
booty

3057
02:12:11,679 --> 02:12:16,400
okay yeah you listen

3058
02:12:13,599 --> 02:12:18,320
you'd say that but then why the [ __ ] are

3059
02:12:16,400 --> 02:12:20,639
youtubers popular

3060
02:12:18,320 --> 02:12:22,239
i don't get it but i also don't want to

3061
02:12:20,639 --> 02:12:23,679
talk trash on the community because

3062
02:12:22,239 --> 02:12:25,599
they're scary

3063
02:12:23,679 --> 02:12:27,840
um there are three things i fear the

3064
02:12:25,599 --> 02:12:31,280
most and it's dream stands k-pop stands

3065
02:12:27,840 --> 02:12:34,320
in v tuber viewers uh they're [ __ ]

3066
02:12:31,280 --> 02:12:37,040
myself back 1 000 points from my one mil

3067
02:12:34,320 --> 02:12:39,440
goal to make you take care of yourself

3068
02:12:37,040 --> 02:12:42,400
if i want to make you drink water you

3069
02:12:39,440 --> 02:12:44,639
will drink this is not a threat

3070
02:12:42,400 --> 02:12:46,239
oh my god

3071
02:12:44,639 --> 02:12:48,239
if i want to make you drink water you

3072
02:12:46,239 --> 02:12:50,560
will drink that was so assertive jesus

3073
02:12:48,239 --> 02:12:50,560
christ

3074
02:12:53,280 --> 02:12:57,520
thank you that was very nice i've got

3075
02:12:55,280 --> 02:12:59,040
[ __ ] lip gloss on my can

3076
02:12:57,520 --> 02:13:00,560
i'm hydrated now

3077
02:12:59,040 --> 02:13:02,560
i don't need any more

3078
02:13:00,560 --> 02:13:05,520
it burns

3079
02:13:02,560 --> 02:13:07,599
uh hold on listen the uh why did why do

3080
02:13:05,520 --> 02:13:10,920
people i kinda let's see why are people

3081
02:13:07,599 --> 02:13:10,920
into v tubing

3082
02:13:11,360 --> 02:13:18,159
[Music]

3083
02:13:16,320 --> 02:13:20,239
they weren't at the booth

3084
02:13:18,159 --> 02:13:23,599
i guess they were still walking around

3085
02:13:20,239 --> 02:13:23,599
but i saw them walk by

3086
02:13:25,679 --> 02:13:30,719
i don't get it

3087
02:13:27,199 --> 02:13:32,639
i don't what it's like a bot

3088
02:13:30,719 --> 02:13:34,239
well did they read something

3089
02:13:32,639 --> 02:13:34,960
i'm so confused

3090
02:13:34,239 --> 02:13:37,599
but

3091
02:13:34,960 --> 02:13:39,840
pogba's good on them i don't know how on

3092
02:13:37,599 --> 02:13:42,079
earth it works though

3093
02:13:39,840 --> 02:13:45,079
is that tt i don't didn't it sound like

3094
02:13:42,079 --> 02:13:45,079
a

3095
02:13:46,480 --> 02:13:50,480
did i get to see lumi and mary

3096
02:13:49,040 --> 02:13:52,560
i did

3097
02:13:50,480 --> 02:13:54,000
unfortunately they were probably super

3098
02:13:52,560 --> 02:13:56,840
busy

3099
02:13:54,000 --> 02:14:00,880
it's them that's their

3100
02:13:56,840 --> 02:14:05,040
voice oh is that tts

3101
02:14:00,880 --> 02:14:07,520
wait so it's not even a person

3102
02:14:05,040 --> 02:14:09,520
so you're telling me that there is no

3103
02:14:07,520 --> 02:14:11,040
humanity in this twitch channel your

3104
02:14:09,520 --> 02:14:14,159
voice is

3105
02:14:11,040 --> 02:14:16,639
don't go higher slash more female also

3106
02:14:14,159 --> 02:14:19,760
it's somehow unique but also boner

3107
02:14:16,639 --> 02:14:22,800
inducing if used as rose oh thank you

3108
02:14:19,760 --> 02:14:27,520
the uh dude what though

3109
02:14:22,800 --> 02:14:29,760
mute person using tts i'm so confused

3110
02:14:27,520 --> 02:14:32,000
the ai takeover we're real dude that's

3111
02:14:29,760 --> 02:14:34,880
crazy it's a person i've already

3112
02:14:32,000 --> 02:14:36,000
everyone said is text-to-speech

3113
02:14:34,880 --> 02:14:37,679
it's

3114
02:14:36,000 --> 02:14:39,360
okay again

3115
02:14:37,679 --> 02:14:41,760
let me reiterate i don't know what the

3116
02:14:39,360 --> 02:14:43,920
[ __ ] is going on i don't get it i am

3117
02:14:41,760 --> 02:14:45,040
scared

3118
02:14:43,920 --> 02:14:47,119
i i

3119
02:14:45,040 --> 02:14:49,280
miko makes a bit of sense to me it's a

3120
02:14:47,119 --> 02:14:51,679
real [ __ ] crazy thing

3121
02:14:49,280 --> 02:14:53,679
it's this really fun like you know

3122
02:14:51,679 --> 02:14:56,480
there's some cool tech involved and

3123
02:14:53,679 --> 02:14:57,520
stuff and mikko's very funny

3124
02:14:56,480 --> 02:15:00,320
but

3125
02:14:57,520 --> 02:15:01,840
is it it's so i know seth and seth is a

3126
02:15:00,320 --> 02:15:03,360
v2 bing simp

3127
02:15:01,840 --> 02:15:05,280
and he said he

3128
02:15:03,360 --> 02:15:09,280
like from what from him i gather that

3129
02:15:05,280 --> 02:15:10,800
it's more about like the voice

3130
02:15:09,280 --> 02:15:13,199
so i don't know

3131
02:15:10,800 --> 02:15:17,440
you probably have media share turned off

3132
02:15:13,199 --> 02:15:19,040
but the tube luca can do a girl voice

3133
02:15:17,440 --> 02:15:20,239
uh

3134
02:15:19,040 --> 02:15:21,679
luca

3135
02:15:20,239 --> 02:15:23,119
i mean that's cool

3136
02:15:21,679 --> 02:15:24,880
there's so many guys that can do a girl

3137
02:15:23,119 --> 02:15:27,280
voice

3138
02:15:24,880 --> 02:15:30,079
i only can't and i don't value that

3139
02:15:27,280 --> 02:15:31,760
talent i only value looking like one

3140
02:15:30,079 --> 02:15:33,520
because that's how i'm going to keep

3141
02:15:31,760 --> 02:15:35,920
trying to bring awareness for the set

3142
02:15:33,520 --> 02:15:37,520
time if you want a link please do i

3143
02:15:35,920 --> 02:15:40,079
gotta i gotta somehow i gotta like

3144
02:15:37,520 --> 02:15:41,920
convince myself that i'm talented so i i

3145
02:15:40,079 --> 02:15:44,560
i gotta i gotta not think about that i

3146
02:15:41,920 --> 02:15:47,199
can't do the girl voice

3147
02:15:44,560 --> 02:15:51,239
wink i randomly wasted a lot of money in

3148
02:15:47,199 --> 02:15:51,239
a few hours jiu-ji blahl

3149
02:15:55,199 --> 02:15:59,520
i can't really do anything

3150
02:15:57,840 --> 02:16:01,679
um i don't know what the link is i'm

3151
02:15:59,520 --> 02:16:03,920
also not just gonna click a random link

3152
02:16:01,679 --> 02:16:07,119
uh fin values important things like

3153
02:16:03,920 --> 02:16:09,119
things that make him relevant exactly

3154
02:16:07,119 --> 02:16:12,800
in all fairness if i could do a girl

3155
02:16:09,119 --> 02:16:13,920
voice oh i'd win i would win the earth

3156
02:16:12,800 --> 02:16:14,719
however

3157
02:16:13,920 --> 02:16:16,560
uh

3158
02:16:14,719 --> 02:16:19,520
billions of dollars

3159
02:16:16,560 --> 02:16:21,280
cringe you know if i can ah the cringe

3160
02:16:19,520 --> 02:16:24,480
[ __ ] hurts i can't do it i can't

3161
02:16:21,280 --> 02:16:26,400
convince myself to do it i had i had one

3162
02:16:24,480 --> 02:16:29,040
voice lesson

3163
02:16:26,400 --> 02:16:31,199
i downloaded an app the the person that

3164
02:16:29,040 --> 02:16:32,800
made it doesn't want me to like okay

3165
02:16:31,199 --> 02:16:34,719
when i got when i did the voice lesson

3166
02:16:32,800 --> 02:16:36,000
they were like i had to explain what i

3167
02:16:34,719 --> 02:16:37,439
did and they were like listen i need to

3168
02:16:36,000 --> 02:16:39,599
know that you're not gonna

3169
02:16:37,439 --> 02:16:41,200
[ __ ] sell what i'm telling you or

3170
02:16:39,599 --> 02:16:43,359
like profit off it so you gotta not tell

3171
02:16:41,200 --> 02:16:44,639
anyone and i promise the muse but i will

3172
02:16:43,359 --> 02:16:46,880
say some things

3173
02:16:44,639 --> 02:16:49,439
i'm gonna try to explain some people

3174
02:16:46,880 --> 02:16:51,840
have social anxiety be it about showing

3175
02:16:49,439 --> 02:16:54,080
their faces or using their voices which

3176
02:16:51,840 --> 02:16:56,160
is why tubing is important to a lot of

3177
02:16:54,080 --> 02:16:59,040
people it allows them to express

3178
02:16:56,160 --> 02:17:00,639
themselves despite insecurities so some

3179
02:16:59,040 --> 02:17:03,280
folks are mute

3180
02:17:00,639 --> 02:17:05,679
fair enough it was a this so the app

3181
02:17:03,280 --> 02:17:07,920
that this person made an app

3182
02:17:05,679 --> 02:17:08,960
and it's called voice up and they said

3183
02:17:07,920 --> 02:17:11,599
to

3184
02:17:08,960 --> 02:17:12,960
so they gave me homework basically and

3185
02:17:11,599 --> 02:17:15,439
they said to just [ __ ] around on this

3186
02:17:12,960 --> 02:17:17,439
app and i think i paid for it too oh no

3187
02:17:15,439 --> 02:17:19,599
i no i didn't never mind

3188
02:17:17,439 --> 02:17:21,120
uh but it's actually decent if you can't

3189
02:17:19,599 --> 02:17:23,120
afford the

3190
02:17:21,120 --> 02:17:26,479
ludicrously expensive lessons that they

3191
02:17:23,120 --> 02:17:28,559
have the app is like 20 bucks so that's

3192
02:17:26,479 --> 02:17:30,080
not bad um

3193
02:17:28,559 --> 02:17:31,519
it's not i'm not advertising it i don't

3194
02:17:30,080 --> 02:17:34,080
actually know if it works

3195
02:17:31,519 --> 02:17:36,319
um because they gave me like i think i

3196
02:17:34,080 --> 02:17:38,479
had access to it and now i don't

3197
02:17:36,319 --> 02:17:40,319
but basically it's almost like

3198
02:17:38,479 --> 02:17:42,559
it's almost like a class but without a

3199
02:17:40,319 --> 02:17:45,040
person there so they like they get you

3200
02:17:42,559 --> 02:17:47,040
to say like what like numbers and stuff

3201
02:17:45,040 --> 02:17:49,280
that it people are interested

3202
02:17:47,040 --> 02:17:52,160
in the same reason we are into you for

3203
02:17:49,280 --> 02:17:53,920
me personality

3204
02:17:52,160 --> 02:17:55,599
oh and thank you

3205
02:17:53,920 --> 02:17:57,599
[ __ ] yeah i don't want to upset so

3206
02:17:55,599 --> 02:17:59,519
everyone nn i'm so proud of you for

3207
02:17:57,599 --> 02:18:01,840
getting the pants i'm sure you'll look

3208
02:17:59,519 --> 02:18:03,599
very nice in them but i really want you

3209
02:18:01,840 --> 02:18:06,240
to give me the exact measurements

3210
02:18:03,599 --> 02:18:08,160
because the leather pants i found one

3211
02:18:06,240 --> 02:18:10,319
are excellent quality

3212
02:18:08,160 --> 02:18:13,359
2. booty three

3213
02:18:10,319 --> 02:18:14,800
crj knows more and ca

3214
02:18:13,359 --> 02:18:16,559
oh [ __ ] okay

3215
02:18:14,800 --> 02:18:18,559
i'll measure i'll measure my wife i feel

3216
02:18:16,559 --> 02:18:20,479
like i need to tell someone that i am

3217
02:18:18,559 --> 02:18:23,120
attracted to you but i would consider

3218
02:18:20,479 --> 02:18:25,679
myself straight i have a cool female

3219
02:18:23,120 --> 02:18:27,920
friend that's open-minded should i tell

3220
02:18:25,679 --> 02:18:27,920
her

3221
02:18:28,780 --> 02:18:33,840
[Music]

3222
02:18:31,679 --> 02:18:36,319
that you're straight also what zen uses

3223
02:18:33,840 --> 02:18:38,960
speech to text text-to-speech for the

3224
02:18:36,319 --> 02:18:41,679
sake of her own anonymity some of those

3225
02:18:38,960 --> 02:18:43,760
v tubers try to keep their private lives

3226
02:18:41,679 --> 02:18:45,920
as separate as possible especially when

3227
02:18:43,760 --> 02:18:47,359
questionable people from their pasts are

3228
02:18:45,920 --> 02:18:50,000
concerned

3229
02:18:47,359 --> 02:18:52,719
to the extent of their voice

3230
02:18:50,000 --> 02:18:54,559
jesus christ

3231
02:18:52,719 --> 02:18:56,559
but sure

3232
02:18:54,559 --> 02:18:57,760
uh i'm so confused on the other question

3233
02:18:56,559 --> 02:18:59,120
i feel like i need to tell someone that

3234
02:18:57,760 --> 02:19:01,359
i'm attracted to but i would consider

3235
02:18:59,120 --> 02:19:03,439
myself straight i have cool female oh

3236
02:19:01,359 --> 02:19:05,599
right i get it um

3237
02:19:03,439 --> 02:19:07,040
it depends what you mean do you do you

3238
02:19:05,599 --> 02:19:09,519
are you attracted to me when i look like

3239
02:19:07,040 --> 02:19:10,399
a guy hold on let me show you me as a

3240
02:19:09,519 --> 02:19:12,319
guy

3241
02:19:10,399 --> 02:19:14,639
and then make your mind up

3242
02:19:12,319 --> 02:19:14,639
um

3243
02:19:16,160 --> 02:19:19,519
hold on one sec

3244
02:19:18,160 --> 02:19:21,840
listen

3245
02:19:19,519 --> 02:19:21,840
listen

3246
02:19:22,639 --> 02:19:28,000
if if this if this turns you on

3247
02:19:26,240 --> 02:19:30,240
i listen

3248
02:19:28,000 --> 02:19:32,479
i know it looks him

3249
02:19:30,240 --> 02:19:33,760
you'd be in the majority but if this

3250
02:19:32,479 --> 02:19:36,080
turns you on

3251
02:19:33,760 --> 02:19:38,080
then you may be a little gay

3252
02:19:36,080 --> 02:19:39,200
maybe just a little if you're a guy

3253
02:19:38,080 --> 02:19:40,960
anyway anyway

3254
02:19:39,200 --> 02:19:43,200
maybe a little bit

3255
02:19:40,960 --> 02:19:45,840
maybe a little bit

3256
02:19:43,200 --> 02:19:47,760
you would be in the like 99 of people so

3257
02:19:45,840 --> 02:19:49,600
don't you're not you're not the minority

3258
02:19:47,760 --> 02:19:51,040
and there's you know like if you if you

3259
02:19:49,600 --> 02:19:54,800
like me if you if you if you're

3260
02:19:51,040 --> 02:19:57,200
attracted to me while i look like a guy

3261
02:19:54,800 --> 02:19:59,760
welcome to the club there's a line get

3262
02:19:57,200 --> 02:20:01,200
to the back so you know if i can

3263
02:19:59,760 --> 02:20:02,960
if you're attracted to me there's a girl

3264
02:20:01,200 --> 02:20:04,479
though then i'd still consider that

3265
02:20:02,960 --> 02:20:06,800
straight personally i consider that

3266
02:20:04,479 --> 02:20:06,800
straight

3267
02:20:07,760 --> 02:20:11,439
personally

3268
02:20:09,359 --> 02:20:13,200
maybe i'm wrong

3269
02:20:11,439 --> 02:20:14,960
but i'd still consider that straight i

3270
02:20:13,200 --> 02:20:17,520
think that it's you know

3271
02:20:14,960 --> 02:20:20,080
because if you're attracted to something

3272
02:20:17,520 --> 02:20:22,160
feminine then you know you're [ __ ]

3273
02:20:20,080 --> 02:20:25,840
wait you look like a guy sometimes gonna

3274
02:20:22,160 --> 02:20:27,840
release the horny compound

3275
02:20:25,840 --> 02:20:29,520
rarely these days

3276
02:20:27,840 --> 02:20:31,120
rarely these days do i look like a guy

3277
02:20:29,520 --> 02:20:32,720
but yes

3278
02:20:31,120 --> 02:20:36,640
ah dude i swear to god dressing like

3279
02:20:32,720 --> 02:20:36,640
this all the time okay here's the thing

3280
02:20:42,960 --> 02:20:47,120
if you have heard iron mouse her voice

3281
02:20:45,040 --> 02:20:48,240
is extremely unique due to medical

3282
02:20:47,120 --> 02:20:50,640
reasons

3283
02:20:48,240 --> 02:20:52,640
so if someone in her life stumbled upon

3284
02:20:50,640 --> 02:20:54,800
her channel and noticed how much money

3285
02:20:52,640 --> 02:20:58,000
she makes then they will be hitting her

3286
02:20:54,800 --> 02:21:00,640
up out of nowhere

3287
02:20:58,000 --> 02:21:02,560
yeah i guess so

3288
02:21:00,640 --> 02:21:04,240
it depends

3289
02:21:02,560 --> 02:21:06,240
i don't know i guess so it depends it's

3290
02:21:04,240 --> 02:21:09,359
everyone's circumstances right

3291
02:21:06,240 --> 02:21:09,359
um because

3292
02:21:10,840 --> 02:21:17,040
yeah even if you had united i'm

3293
02:21:13,520 --> 02:21:18,640
attracted to the voice so now what

3294
02:21:17,040 --> 02:21:20,080
i have no idea i feel like if you're

3295
02:21:18,640 --> 02:21:22,960
going based on the idea of like what if

3296
02:21:20,080 --> 02:21:25,040
someone stumbles across my channel

3297
02:21:22,960 --> 02:21:26,640
and but if you're if even your first

3298
02:21:25,040 --> 02:21:28,800
name is out there

3299
02:21:26,640 --> 02:21:31,359
and your voice then surely that's the

3300
02:21:28,800 --> 02:21:33,760
same effect new rule it's not gay for a

3301
02:21:31,359 --> 02:21:36,560
bloke to fancy someone if the ai says

3302
02:21:33,760 --> 02:21:36,560
they're a woman

3303
02:21:38,880 --> 02:21:43,600
it's like everybody's but true that's

3304
02:21:41,200 --> 02:21:45,280
true that's good that's the rule my god

3305
02:21:43,600 --> 02:21:47,359
what we saying i forgot

3306
02:21:45,280 --> 02:21:50,240
swimming about yeah [ __ ] there's someone

3307
02:21:47,359 --> 02:21:52,080
dude my brain i cut listen again some

3308
02:21:50,240 --> 02:21:55,439
people choose the bimbo lifestyle i am

3309
02:21:52,080 --> 02:21:57,439
forced into it i brain no work that good

3310
02:21:55,439 --> 02:21:58,479
i like it

3311
02:21:57,439 --> 02:21:59,280
help me

3312
02:21:58,479 --> 02:22:01,840
no

3313
02:21:59,280 --> 02:22:06,479
what was i saying

3314
02:22:01,840 --> 02:22:06,479
forced yes forced i'm just stupid

3315
02:22:07,760 --> 02:22:11,680
i was born this way i was born into it i

3316
02:22:10,240 --> 02:22:13,040
should say

3317
02:22:11,680 --> 02:22:15,520
i should i know what you need to get the

3318
02:22:13,040 --> 02:22:18,319
measurements in the bot command updated

3319
02:22:15,520 --> 02:22:20,479
i have contacted you about this before i

3320
02:22:18,319 --> 02:22:22,880
know i'll do it i promise just shrink

3321
02:22:20,479 --> 02:22:24,720
everything down by uh a half just half

3322
02:22:22,880 --> 02:22:26,560
everything

3323
02:22:24,720 --> 02:22:28,720
i'm a skinny legend

3324
02:22:26,560 --> 02:22:31,120
it's probably not super different

3325
02:22:28,720 --> 02:22:31,120
um

3326
02:22:33,359 --> 02:22:36,240
no i don't know i'll i'll just measure

3327
02:22:34,880 --> 02:22:39,520
myself and i'll find out i just need to

3328
02:22:36,240 --> 02:22:41,040
find a good tape measure i'll do it uh

3329
02:22:39,520 --> 02:22:42,399
i'll text my dad to bring me over a tape

3330
02:22:41,040 --> 02:22:44,080
measure because i know i don't know what

3331
02:22:42,399 --> 02:22:45,520
i only i don't like a natural type

3332
02:22:44,080 --> 02:22:47,200
measure but i don't like it one that i

3333
02:22:45,520 --> 02:22:49,120
can like it like a measurement like a

3334
02:22:47,200 --> 02:22:51,520
like a clothing met one that's one a

3335
02:22:49,120 --> 02:22:54,240
flaccid one i don't own a flaccid tape

3336
02:22:51,520 --> 02:22:55,920
measure i only own like uh solid ones

3337
02:22:54,240 --> 02:22:58,080
that like you know come out and they

3338
02:22:55,920 --> 02:23:01,200
spring i need a flash of one a flaccid

3339
02:22:58,080 --> 02:23:02,640
one a nice soft one hey dad

3340
02:23:01,200 --> 02:23:06,399
bring

3341
02:23:02,640 --> 02:23:08,319
me over uh flaccid

3342
02:23:06,399 --> 02:23:10,319
uh

3343
02:23:08,319 --> 02:23:12,399
measuring

3344
02:23:10,319 --> 02:23:14,160
measuring

3345
02:23:12,399 --> 02:23:15,600
tape

3346
02:23:14,160 --> 02:23:16,800
got it okay

3347
02:23:15,600 --> 02:23:18,800
so

3348
02:23:16,800 --> 02:23:21,040
please use your words

3349
02:23:18,800 --> 02:23:23,439
i forgot uh i forgot

3350
02:23:21,040 --> 02:23:23,439
um

3351
02:23:25,680 --> 02:23:29,760
oh dude it's having an effect on my

3352
02:23:27,760 --> 02:23:33,120
brain dressing up as a girl is having a

3353
02:23:29,760 --> 02:23:33,120
effect on my brain

3354
02:23:33,439 --> 02:23:38,560
hello hey mikko the uh they make our

3355
02:23:36,000 --> 02:23:41,359
viewers i'll sh i'll tell you why as

3356
02:23:38,560 --> 02:23:41,359
soon as i go

3357
02:23:41,920 --> 02:23:44,880
i'm keeping the blue one

3358
02:23:44,960 --> 02:23:48,000
anyway

3359
02:23:46,560 --> 02:23:49,920
one sec there's two more [ __ ]

3360
02:23:48,000 --> 02:23:53,600
donations i want to hear out

3361
02:23:49,920 --> 02:23:53,600
wait no i got a better idea oh [ __ ]

3362
02:23:54,000 --> 02:23:58,880
you were forced by your love of money

3363
02:23:56,399 --> 02:24:02,560
you happily became chat's dress-up boy

3364
02:23:58,880 --> 02:24:02,560
because it helped you get that house

3365
02:24:05,359 --> 02:24:08,240
you take that back

3366
02:24:07,200 --> 02:24:10,720
listen

3367
02:24:08,240 --> 02:24:12,399
you're right however i don't like the i

3368
02:24:10,720 --> 02:24:15,200
don't like the term i don't i don't like

3369
02:24:12,399 --> 02:24:17,359
your the your terminology you used

3370
02:24:15,200 --> 02:24:18,880
unlike

3371
02:24:17,359 --> 02:24:22,080
shut up anyway

3372
02:24:18,880 --> 02:24:24,800
uh dude have you okay have you ever like

3373
02:24:22,080 --> 02:24:26,640
listened men or fema men and women of

3374
02:24:24,800 --> 02:24:29,200
the chat have you ever like put effort

3375
02:24:26,640 --> 02:24:30,479
into an outfit it makes you [ __ ] act

3376
02:24:29,200 --> 02:24:32,479
different right

3377
02:24:30,479 --> 02:24:34,319
so

3378
02:24:32,479 --> 02:24:36,479
when i i always noticed whenever i like

3379
02:24:34,319 --> 02:24:38,560
got my nails done or eyelashes done and

3380
02:24:36,479 --> 02:24:40,720
i got like i did all the makeup i did

3381
02:24:38,560 --> 02:24:43,040
the dress i act a little bit different

3382
02:24:40,720 --> 02:24:45,520
it's like a it's like not just confident

3383
02:24:43,040 --> 02:24:47,520
i'm more just like you more embrace what

3384
02:24:45,520 --> 02:24:49,760
you're dressing at you more embrace it a

3385
02:24:47,520 --> 02:24:51,439
bit if i wear a suit i'm like [ __ ]

3386
02:24:49,760 --> 02:24:53,920
doing this all the time i'm like there

3387
02:24:51,439 --> 02:24:56,000
and i like you know i i check my cuff

3388
02:24:53,920 --> 02:24:57,280
links and i'm just like in my brain i'm

3389
02:24:56,000 --> 02:24:58,399
james bond

3390
02:24:57,280 --> 02:24:59,920
but

3391
02:24:58,399 --> 02:25:01,439
when i'm dressed when i when i dress

3392
02:24:59,920 --> 02:25:03,680
like this i'm more you know a little bit

3393
02:25:01,439 --> 02:25:03,680
of a

3394
02:25:03,760 --> 02:25:07,200
little bit more flamboyant i guess a

3395
02:25:05,439 --> 02:25:09,280
little bit more like uh feminine you

3396
02:25:07,200 --> 02:25:11,520
know i'm adjusting my hair don't like

3397
02:25:09,280 --> 02:25:12,800
that by the way i've also forgot oh [ __ ]

3398
02:25:11,520 --> 02:25:14,960
there are so many points to be made

3399
02:25:12,800 --> 02:25:17,520
about this i'll talk about it a little

3400
02:25:14,960 --> 02:25:18,399
bit fruitier yeah the um

3401
02:25:17,520 --> 02:25:21,040
but i

3402
02:25:18,399 --> 02:25:23,280
a little bit more feminine i i do notice

3403
02:25:21,040 --> 02:25:25,359
a little bit my my

3404
02:25:23,280 --> 02:25:27,680
whatever like that [ __ ]

3405
02:25:25,359 --> 02:25:30,319
exactly i don't notice it but it's i

3406
02:25:27,680 --> 02:25:30,670
embrace the character a bit more so

3407
02:25:30,319 --> 02:25:31,840
um

3408
02:25:30,670 --> 02:25:34,160
[Music]

3409
02:25:31,840 --> 02:25:36,479
when i've write i've dressed like this

3410
02:25:34,160 --> 02:25:37,439
[ __ ] every day the past week or not

3411
02:25:36,479 --> 02:25:40,319
like

3412
02:25:37,439 --> 02:25:43,520
full glam but you know i've dressed in

3413
02:25:40,319 --> 02:25:44,800
women's stuff [ __ ] dresses and [ __ ]

3414
02:25:43,520 --> 02:25:47,040
[ __ ] almost every day and i've been

3415
02:25:44,800 --> 02:25:49,680
doing gold month for so long i swear to

3416
02:25:47,040 --> 02:25:52,560
god it's having like a a bigger effect

3417
02:25:49,680 --> 02:25:54,720
on my brain like it's it's gotta

3418
02:25:52,560 --> 02:25:56,240
i s it's it's it's straight up gotta

3419
02:25:54,720 --> 02:25:57,840
have it's gotta have been like it's kind

3420
02:25:56,240 --> 02:25:59,200
of made a small impact on my

3421
02:25:57,840 --> 02:26:01,200
subconscious

3422
02:25:59,200 --> 02:26:03,760
right

3423
02:26:01,200 --> 02:26:05,439
it's kind of if i dress up like james

3424
02:26:03,760 --> 02:26:08,000
bond every day at some point i'm gonna

3425
02:26:05,439 --> 02:26:09,439
think i'm a badass like at some point

3426
02:26:08,000 --> 02:26:11,439
i'm gonna be going around [ __ ] you

3427
02:26:09,439 --> 02:26:12,960
know i'll just start keeping a pistol

3428
02:26:11,439 --> 02:26:14,399
and going on i don't know it's gonna

3429
02:26:12,960 --> 02:26:16,080
affect how your brain works i'm gonna

3430
02:26:14,399 --> 02:26:18,479
start like smoking cigars and drinking

3431
02:26:16,080 --> 02:26:20,080
martini and flirting with women that are

3432
02:26:18,479 --> 02:26:22,640
ten out of 10's that's what i'll be

3433
02:26:20,080 --> 02:26:24,880
doing it's the same thing with this i i

3434
02:26:22,640 --> 02:26:26,160
swear it's affecting my brain anyway

3435
02:26:24,880 --> 02:26:27,680
for one thing

3436
02:26:26,160 --> 02:26:29,040
i don't know how to post the photos

3437
02:26:27,680 --> 02:26:31,840
anymore

3438
02:26:29,040 --> 02:26:34,800
i can't [ __ ] do it i do i swear to

3439
02:26:31,840 --> 02:26:38,160
god i have had to take a a photo of

3440
02:26:34,800 --> 02:26:38,880
myself for my passport and i

3441
02:26:38,160 --> 02:26:40,720
or

3442
02:26:38,880 --> 02:26:42,160
for for a application not a passport but

3443
02:26:40,720 --> 02:26:44,479
like an application on a like a

3444
02:26:42,160 --> 02:26:46,080
government application it was for okay

3445
02:26:44,479 --> 02:26:47,200
i'll be honest it was very [ __ ] i'm

3446
02:26:46,080 --> 02:26:48,880
trying to i'm trying again for my

3447
02:26:47,200 --> 02:26:50,080
american visa but they want a [ __ ]

3448
02:26:48,880 --> 02:26:51,920
like photo

3449
02:26:50,080 --> 02:26:53,920
i swear to god i sat in front of the

3450
02:26:51,920 --> 02:26:55,840
camera doing this like imagine me as a

3451
02:26:53,920 --> 02:26:57,520
guy but still doing like

3452
02:26:55,840 --> 02:26:59,040
like that like that's feminine it's

3453
02:26:57,520 --> 02:27:01,200
small but like that's just how i've

3454
02:26:59,040 --> 02:27:03,840
learned to smile in photos it's [ __ ]

3455
02:27:01,200 --> 02:27:05,200
muscle memory taking over like i just

3456
02:27:03,840 --> 02:27:07,520
you know what the photo ended up being

3457
02:27:05,200 --> 02:27:09,439
it's me going

3458
02:27:07,520 --> 02:27:11,200
that because i couldn't do it because i

3459
02:27:09,439 --> 02:27:14,160
i kept going like

3460
02:27:11,200 --> 02:27:16,800
that that my default is feminine

3461
02:27:14,160 --> 02:27:18,000
i've forgotten i don't because what i

3462
02:27:16,800 --> 02:27:20,000
used to do

3463
02:27:18,000 --> 02:27:22,160
doesn't make any sense anymore does it

3464
02:27:20,000 --> 02:27:23,920
what does it make any doesn't make any

3465
02:27:22,160 --> 02:27:25,280
sense that works any sense anymore it

3466
02:27:23,920 --> 02:27:27,600
doesn't make sense it doesn't make sense

3467
02:27:25,280 --> 02:27:31,439
anymore because i used to do this in

3468
02:27:27,600 --> 02:27:32,720
every photo i took oh yeah

3469
02:27:31,439 --> 02:27:34,640
every

3470
02:27:32,720 --> 02:27:36,080
i can prove it hold on

3471
02:27:34,640 --> 02:27:37,280
no hold on you need to understand what i

3472
02:27:36,080 --> 02:27:39,920
mean by this

3473
02:27:37,280 --> 02:27:42,319
it trust me this is a i've got to go

3474
02:27:39,920 --> 02:27:43,600
back to like my very first photo

3475
02:27:42,319 --> 02:27:46,240
on my phone

3476
02:27:43,600 --> 02:27:46,240
when i like

3477
02:27:50,080 --> 02:27:53,359
look

3478
02:27:50,960 --> 02:27:55,439
look at me look at me

3479
02:27:53,359 --> 02:27:58,000
let me let me reduce my brightness down

3480
02:27:55,439 --> 02:27:58,960
a bit look at me

3481
02:27:58,000 --> 02:28:01,040
look

3482
02:27:58,960 --> 02:28:02,720
look

3483
02:28:01,040 --> 02:28:04,560
paypal goddammit listen i know i'm

3484
02:28:02,720 --> 02:28:06,800
getting money look at me

3485
02:28:04,560 --> 02:28:09,200
that is what i did in photos

3486
02:28:06,800 --> 02:28:11,600
i can't do that anymore it looks dumb

3487
02:28:09,200 --> 02:28:12,960
what do i do hold on

3488
02:28:11,600 --> 02:28:15,439
i know this

3489
02:28:12,960 --> 02:28:15,439
let me see

3490
02:28:15,920 --> 02:28:20,479
i look so [ __ ] stupid

3491
02:28:18,160 --> 02:28:23,120
are you

3492
02:28:20,479 --> 02:28:25,520
yeah i just can't i just didn't

3493
02:28:23,120 --> 02:28:26,960
that doesn't make any goddamn sense i

3494
02:28:25,520 --> 02:28:29,280
don't know what i did

3495
02:28:26,960 --> 02:28:30,399
and now that in my life i i swapped out

3496
02:28:29,280 --> 02:28:33,600
all of my

3497
02:28:30,399 --> 02:28:37,800
default poses to fem feminine ones

3498
02:28:33,600 --> 02:28:37,800
uh you smile actually smile

3499
02:28:40,479 --> 02:28:43,600
this is masculine now

3500
02:28:44,080 --> 02:28:49,439
is that better is that good

3501
02:28:47,040 --> 02:28:52,560
is that good with teeth no i i never i

3502
02:28:49,439 --> 02:28:54,160
dude i never i never have and never will

3503
02:28:52,560 --> 02:28:56,399
like smile with teeth properly unless

3504
02:28:54,160 --> 02:28:58,479
it's like real like like proper like

3505
02:28:56,399 --> 02:29:00,560
that i guess but dude

3506
02:28:58,479 --> 02:29:01,760
my teeth were always just [ __ ] i'm

3507
02:29:00,560 --> 02:29:04,080
british

3508
02:29:01,760 --> 02:29:06,880
literal pretty i have british teeth but

3509
02:29:04,080 --> 02:29:06,880
english looks

3510
02:29:07,439 --> 02:29:11,200
i have like

3511
02:29:08,479 --> 02:29:12,800
british teeth if i had braces

3512
02:29:11,200 --> 02:29:14,560
i didn't do the [ __ ] the the

3513
02:29:12,800 --> 02:29:17,600
invisalign like thing afterwards the

3514
02:29:14,560 --> 02:29:18,960
retainer so i've got british teeth also

3515
02:29:17,600 --> 02:29:20,240
i know the donations i'm coming through

3516
02:29:18,960 --> 02:29:22,000
i've like turned off for a sec while i

3517
02:29:20,240 --> 02:29:23,920
was explaining because i got distracted

3518
02:29:22,000 --> 02:29:25,600
but like i never smiled with teeth so i

3519
02:29:23,920 --> 02:29:28,720
never like did any of that because i

3520
02:29:25,600 --> 02:29:28,720
never learned i just did

3521
02:29:28,960 --> 02:29:32,319
that was probably more accurate i'm

3522
02:29:30,319 --> 02:29:35,319
learning my male smile again my like

3523
02:29:32,319 --> 02:29:35,319
masculine

3524
02:29:38,960 --> 02:29:43,840
no i did i'm doing it again [ __ ] hold on

3525
02:29:41,439 --> 02:29:47,600
it's dude it's my [ __ ] fortnite

3526
02:29:43,840 --> 02:29:47,600
default emote dude i can't

3527
02:29:48,840 --> 02:29:52,880
bro i caught myself that time doing that

3528
02:29:51,520 --> 02:29:54,240
[ __ ] okay let me turn on that let me

3529
02:29:52,880 --> 02:29:55,600
turn my

3530
02:29:54,240 --> 02:29:58,000
streamlabs

3531
02:29:55,600 --> 02:30:00,319
[ __ ]

3532
02:29:58,000 --> 02:30:02,640
oh let's see

3533
02:30:00,319 --> 02:30:02,640
um

3534
02:30:03,600 --> 02:30:06,960
got it there's so many

3535
02:30:07,680 --> 02:30:12,880
hi rose just want to say you are trans

3536
02:30:10,399 --> 02:30:16,800
goals and i aspire to be as pretty as

3537
02:30:12,880 --> 02:30:16,800
you one day much love

3538
02:30:16,880 --> 02:30:20,399
i like immediately started disagreeing

3539
02:30:18,640 --> 02:30:21,840
because i was like i was just thought

3540
02:30:20,399 --> 02:30:22,800
you'd let you know you are trans and i

3541
02:30:21,840 --> 02:30:25,600
went

3542
02:30:22,800 --> 02:30:28,399
for everyone interested i use voice upon

3543
02:30:25,600 --> 02:30:31,120
and off last time i checked the app has

3544
02:30:28,399 --> 02:30:33,280
three lessons 20 pounds a lesson i

3545
02:30:31,120 --> 02:30:35,920
noticed results in a year but like finn

3546
02:30:33,280 --> 02:30:38,160
being an egg practice makes perfect hey

3547
02:30:35,920 --> 02:30:40,240
yeah that's what i mean i can't do this

3548
02:30:38,160 --> 02:30:42,640
[ __ ] for a day if i don't get results in

3549
02:30:40,240 --> 02:30:43,680
a weekend it's [ __ ] it's over for me

3550
02:30:42,640 --> 02:30:45,200
oh

3551
02:30:43,680 --> 02:30:48,160
uh yeah

3552
02:30:45,200 --> 02:30:51,200
i couldn't do it man though it's i can't

3553
02:30:48,160 --> 02:30:53,439
not cringe use your laser thingy you

3554
02:30:51,200 --> 02:30:56,080
smooth brain

3555
02:30:53,439 --> 02:30:56,080
i don't have one

3556
02:30:57,520 --> 02:31:01,080
i don't have one

3557
02:31:02,560 --> 02:31:06,000
i don't know

3558
02:31:04,160 --> 02:31:08,080
for once in your life you only have the

3559
02:31:06,000 --> 02:31:10,880
man one you only have the manly

3560
02:31:08,080 --> 02:31:12,479
construction measuring tape yeah yeah i

3561
02:31:10,880 --> 02:31:14,399
do i've only got the i've only got like

3562
02:31:12,479 --> 02:31:15,680
the yellow stick you know the one that

3563
02:31:14,399 --> 02:31:16,960
holds its own weight and then you press

3564
02:31:15,680 --> 02:31:18,720
the button it goes

3565
02:31:16,960 --> 02:31:21,760
you know i've only got that ring tape

3566
02:31:18,720 --> 02:31:23,760
it's the round retractable one

3567
02:31:21,760 --> 02:31:26,840
that one it's made of metal it won't

3568
02:31:23,760 --> 02:31:29,040
like do right it won't work it won't

3569
02:31:26,840 --> 02:31:31,600
work when was the last time you spoke to

3570
02:31:29,040 --> 02:31:33,600
29 planets [ __ ] ages ago i have no

3571
02:31:31,600 --> 02:31:35,680
idea

3572
02:31:33,600 --> 02:31:38,880
yes

3573
02:31:35,680 --> 02:31:41,520
stat stand up stand up

3574
02:31:38,880 --> 02:31:42,960
dead trans

3575
02:31:41,520 --> 02:31:44,560
[ __ ] yeah

3576
02:31:42,960 --> 02:31:46,479
stand up gal

3577
02:31:44,560 --> 02:31:48,800
oh great play video games a bunch i have

3578
02:31:46,479 --> 02:31:51,520
dressed up as a girl years ago

3579
02:31:48,800 --> 02:31:54,479
i am also six foot one and wore eight

3580
02:31:51,520 --> 02:31:57,860
inch heels i acted the same

3581
02:31:54,479 --> 02:32:00,899
you are just living your own truth

3582
02:31:57,860 --> 02:32:00,899
[Music]

3583
02:32:01,280 --> 02:32:04,880
so when we said a year ago that your

3584
02:32:03,040 --> 02:32:09,640
mannerisms were more feminine when

3585
02:32:04,880 --> 02:32:09,640
dressed as rose and you said nah

3586
02:32:11,439 --> 02:32:14,319
listen buddy

3587
02:32:16,160 --> 02:32:20,160
so are you saying that the dress makes

3588
02:32:18,240 --> 02:32:21,600
the rose

3589
02:32:20,160 --> 02:32:22,399
shut the [ __ ] up

3590
02:32:21,600 --> 02:32:23,359
no

3591
02:32:22,399 --> 02:32:25,920
no

3592
02:32:23,359 --> 02:32:28,000
don't you dare ever say that to me again

3593
02:32:25,920 --> 02:32:31,280
don't you dare i am not feminine i am

3594
02:32:28,000 --> 02:32:33,600
masculine no i am a manly man someone

3595
02:32:31,280 --> 02:32:36,560
who has had cancer affect both side of

3596
02:32:33,600 --> 02:32:38,960
my family f cancer and rip techno

3597
02:32:36,560 --> 02:32:43,280
legends never die

3598
02:32:38,960 --> 02:32:43,280
i gotta get you [ __ ] oh god

3599
02:32:44,399 --> 02:32:48,560
i've watched all your streams and your

3600
02:32:46,560 --> 02:32:51,120
confidence and general happiness has

3601
02:32:48,560 --> 02:32:53,120
improved the more you dress up you take

3602
02:32:51,120 --> 02:32:57,280
a ton of pride in presenting is feminine

3603
02:32:53,120 --> 02:33:01,200
and being pardoned my language doable

3604
02:32:57,280 --> 02:33:01,200
you do this will be positive for you

3605
02:33:03,680 --> 02:33:08,880
[ __ ] all right your pardon that was

3606
02:33:05,760 --> 02:33:10,590
great transformation finally 69 dye hair

3607
02:33:08,880 --> 02:33:13,639
blonde to finish transformation

3608
02:33:10,590 --> 02:33:13,639
[Music]

3609
02:33:14,240 --> 02:33:18,319
i couldn't wear all the same outfits

3610
02:33:16,800 --> 02:33:20,960
i wear more pink

3611
02:33:18,319 --> 02:33:21,920
i'd become the [ __ ] oh my god

3612
02:33:20,960 --> 02:33:23,040
uh

3613
02:33:21,920 --> 02:33:25,840
the

3614
02:33:23,040 --> 02:33:27,359
the meme the meme the [ __ ] meme

3615
02:33:25,840 --> 02:33:29,439
the bimbo meme they're like on the

3616
02:33:27,359 --> 02:33:31,920
timeline take inspiration from stella

3617
02:33:29,439 --> 02:33:34,640
from arakawa under the bridge you can do

3618
02:33:31,920 --> 02:33:36,240
a corpse voice with her as your model

3619
02:33:34,640 --> 02:33:38,720
oh [ __ ]

3620
02:33:36,240 --> 02:33:41,439
oh [ __ ] i need to learn

3621
02:33:38,720 --> 02:33:42,880
i need to learn the corpse

3622
02:33:41,439 --> 02:33:44,800
that's it that's it that's the corpse

3623
02:33:42,880 --> 02:33:48,000
voice it's just a constant burp

3624
02:33:44,800 --> 02:33:51,040
the uh that i need that like the uh

3625
02:33:48,000 --> 02:33:51,040
effect and i can't do it

3626
02:33:51,439 --> 02:33:53,840
yours

3627
02:33:54,800 --> 02:33:59,439
huh oh yeah i need a tan too true

3628
02:33:57,359 --> 02:34:02,880
i need to not be this goddamn why did

3629
02:33:59,439 --> 02:34:02,880
the chicken cross the road

3630
02:34:06,800 --> 02:34:10,720
good better better than normal

3631
02:34:09,439 --> 02:34:13,840
don't tan ooh

3632
02:34:10,720 --> 02:34:13,840
just tan in general

3633
02:34:18,319 --> 02:34:23,359
the programming is working as intended

3634
02:34:20,960 --> 02:34:25,520
jokes aside it's just you getting more

3635
02:34:23,359 --> 02:34:28,560
comfortable with yourself it's nothing

3636
02:34:25,520 --> 02:34:30,640
to fear plus you enjoy it why reliquish

3637
02:34:28,560 --> 02:34:33,600
it smile i change my mind there are four

3638
02:34:30,640 --> 02:34:35,760
things i fear it's also you

3639
02:34:33,600 --> 02:34:37,040
i've watched all your streams and you're

3640
02:34:35,760 --> 02:34:38,880
confident

3641
02:34:37,040 --> 02:34:41,280
happiness has improved the more you

3642
02:34:38,880 --> 02:34:43,359
dress up you take a ton of pride in

3643
02:34:41,280 --> 02:34:44,560
presenting as feminine and being pardon

3644
02:34:43,359 --> 02:34:47,200
my language

3645
02:34:44,560 --> 02:34:49,920
doable i'd say the longer you do this

3646
02:34:47,200 --> 02:34:52,560
will be positive for you

3647
02:34:49,920 --> 02:34:55,439
oh my god

3648
02:34:52,560 --> 02:34:57,200
12 months pog i'm not

3649
02:34:55,439 --> 02:34:58,960
we'll i don't know

3650
02:34:57,200 --> 02:35:02,000
i've

3651
02:34:58,960 --> 02:35:05,040
there are four things i'm afraid of

3652
02:35:02,000 --> 02:35:07,120
the clothing estrogen is seeping in this

3653
02:35:05,040 --> 02:35:09,200
is good oh my god everything you've been

3654
02:35:07,120 --> 02:35:12,080
sending me is like [ __ ] like

3655
02:35:09,200 --> 02:35:14,240
sprayed with estrogen yeah the uh what's

3656
02:35:12,080 --> 02:35:17,040
it called i am afraid of youtuber

3657
02:35:14,240 --> 02:35:22,240
audiences dream stands k-pop stands and

3658
02:35:17,040 --> 02:35:22,240
women i fear them they are scary

3659
02:35:23,680 --> 02:35:28,000
they're a little

3660
02:35:25,439 --> 02:35:29,439
i'm afraid of talking to women

3661
02:35:28,000 --> 02:35:30,560
i haven't had to speak to a woman in a

3662
02:35:29,439 --> 02:35:31,710
while that's probably why i've been

3663
02:35:30,560 --> 02:35:34,830
happier recently

3664
02:35:31,710 --> 02:35:34,830
[Music]

3665
02:35:35,120 --> 02:35:38,940
finn please reject me already so i can

3666
02:35:37,600 --> 02:35:47,979
move on

3667
02:35:38,940 --> 02:35:47,979
[Music]

3668
02:35:49,359 --> 02:35:52,960
sorry we won

3669
02:35:50,640 --> 02:35:55,120
boys and girls

3670
02:35:52,960 --> 02:35:57,680
what did you win

3671
02:35:55,120 --> 02:35:57,680
oh [ __ ]

3672
02:36:00,080 --> 02:36:03,439
can't feel yourself i do

3673
02:36:02,080 --> 02:36:04,399
when i look in the mirror and [ __ ]

3674
02:36:03,439 --> 02:36:05,200
jump

3675
02:36:04,399 --> 02:36:07,120
yeah

3676
02:36:05,200 --> 02:36:08,399
still dense like a girl i don't dance

3677
02:36:07,120 --> 02:36:10,560
like a girl because

3678
02:36:08,399 --> 02:36:13,120
actually what do you mean i danced very

3679
02:36:10,560 --> 02:36:16,240
much like a guy i have no [ __ ] moves

3680
02:36:13,120 --> 02:36:16,240
i can't do [ __ ] i know

3681
02:36:19,600 --> 02:36:24,319
i got nothing i got ah

3682
02:36:22,800 --> 02:36:25,840
that's what i got

3683
02:36:24,319 --> 02:36:27,200
let's go okay

3684
02:36:25,840 --> 02:36:29,120
that's what i got awkward white man

3685
02:36:27,200 --> 02:36:31,600
that's yeah i got yeah that's more

3686
02:36:29,120 --> 02:36:35,800
accurate i've got the moves of a 40 year

3687
02:36:31,600 --> 02:36:35,800
old white guy becomes girlfriend

3688
02:36:36,640 --> 02:36:38,640
yes

3689
02:36:37,439 --> 02:36:41,040
i am uh

3690
02:36:38,640 --> 02:36:43,680
i do look a bit like my [ __ ] first

3691
02:36:41,040 --> 02:36:44,880
girlfriend

3692
02:36:43,680 --> 02:36:46,800
that's why that's where i [ __ ]

3693
02:36:44,880 --> 02:36:49,120
learned from please google stella

3694
02:36:46,800 --> 02:36:51,600
arakawa under the bridge i need to see

3695
02:36:49,120 --> 02:36:54,479
your reaction

3696
02:36:51,600 --> 02:36:54,479
uh stella

3697
02:36:55,450 --> 02:36:58,489
[Music]

3698
02:36:58,800 --> 02:37:03,520
jeff bezos is a fanboy enjoyer spray

3699
02:37:01,680 --> 02:37:05,280
product with estrogen is one of the

3700
02:37:03,520 --> 02:37:06,960
gifts

3701
02:37:05,280 --> 02:37:09,120
can i do noticed

3702
02:37:06,960 --> 02:37:11,359
is it safe for work or if it is safe for

3703
02:37:09,120 --> 02:37:12,399
work i'll go on google images with on

3704
02:37:11,359 --> 02:37:14,880
stream

3705
02:37:12,399 --> 02:37:14,880
if not

3706
02:37:16,479 --> 02:37:19,600
let's see i'm just going to go on google

3707
02:37:17,760 --> 02:37:21,280
images because you you're not telling me

3708
02:37:19,600 --> 02:37:22,479
fast enough not enough experts in the

3709
02:37:21,280 --> 02:37:23,439
chat

3710
02:37:22,479 --> 02:37:26,240
okay

3711
02:37:23,439 --> 02:37:29,520
it's a random anime girl and [ __ ]

3712
02:37:26,240 --> 02:37:32,240
beefy anime guy let's go

3713
02:37:29,520 --> 02:37:35,359
oh no wait is it one of those like uh

3714
02:37:32,240 --> 02:37:36,720
from like [ __ ] from this to this is

3715
02:37:35,359 --> 02:37:38,720
it one of those

3716
02:37:36,720 --> 02:37:41,280
hold on let's see there's a video

3717
02:37:38,720 --> 02:37:41,280
there's a video

3718
02:37:42,240 --> 02:37:46,200
anime fight scene

3719
02:37:55,920 --> 02:37:59,240
oh [ __ ]

3720
02:38:06,240 --> 02:38:09,840
i'm going to skip forward because this

3721
02:38:08,319 --> 02:38:13,720
is going to go on for a while and it's

3722
02:38:09,840 --> 02:38:13,720
it's going to be cringe eventually

3723
02:38:14,640 --> 02:38:19,720
oh my god why is this the thing i knew

3724
02:38:23,740 --> 02:38:33,689
[Music]

3725
02:38:41,680 --> 02:38:47,680
is that boov hold on

3726
02:38:45,040 --> 02:38:49,120
chat is that boob i don't know they were

3727
02:38:47,680 --> 02:38:51,280
they're a woman a second ago but there's

3728
02:38:49,120 --> 02:38:53,359
that [ __ ] i don't know

3729
02:38:51,280 --> 02:38:54,080
they've got hips like

3730
02:38:53,359 --> 02:38:55,520
i don't know i don't know what i'm

3731
02:38:54,080 --> 02:38:57,439
looking at is it boob i don't know i'm

3732
02:38:55,520 --> 02:38:59,200
scared uh it's a woman again i'm scared

3733
02:38:57,439 --> 02:39:00,880
i'm just i'm just terrified

3734
02:38:59,200 --> 02:39:02,800
just verb

3735
02:39:00,880 --> 02:39:04,880
i'm very paying and there you go

3736
02:39:02,800 --> 02:39:06,740
i'm i'm [ __ ] scared female

3737
02:39:04,880 --> 02:39:08,960
identifying nips

3738
02:39:06,740 --> 02:39:11,040
[Music]

3739
02:39:08,960 --> 02:39:12,319
and then they turn into [ __ ]

3740
02:39:11,040 --> 02:39:14,670
crazy

3741
02:39:12,319 --> 02:39:17,850
crazy

3742
02:39:14,670 --> 02:39:17,850
[Music]

3743
02:39:18,319 --> 02:39:20,720
[ __ ] him up

3744
02:39:22,800 --> 02:39:28,479
jesus christ nice nice

3745
02:39:26,240 --> 02:39:32,080
anime where uh i feel like i've seen

3746
02:39:28,479 --> 02:39:35,120
this like uh sort of bit before

3747
02:39:32,080 --> 02:39:36,399
but it's neat i guess

3748
02:39:35,120 --> 02:39:37,760
cool

3749
02:39:36,399 --> 02:39:39,600
i listen

3750
02:39:37,760 --> 02:39:41,439
personally not a fan of it i don't

3751
02:39:39,600 --> 02:39:42,160
receive any royalties for these animes

3752
02:39:41,439 --> 02:39:44,640
and

3753
02:39:42,160 --> 02:39:45,920
they you know they're obviously using my

3754
02:39:44,640 --> 02:39:48,000
story

3755
02:39:45,920 --> 02:39:50,840
and i'm not receiving anything for it so

3756
02:39:48,000 --> 02:39:54,080
i don't know where are the knife

3757
02:39:50,840 --> 02:39:55,680
tricks uh hold on do i have any knives

3758
02:39:54,080 --> 02:39:56,880
that won't cut me

3759
02:39:55,680 --> 02:39:58,640
no

3760
02:39:56,880 --> 02:40:00,560
hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait

3761
02:39:58,640 --> 02:40:03,200
i'll grab a knife for knife tricks one

3762
02:40:00,560 --> 02:40:06,200
minute it's in my bedroom for obvious

3763
02:40:03,200 --> 02:40:06,200
reasons

3764
02:40:12,399 --> 02:40:18,000
imagine this

3765
02:40:14,800 --> 02:40:20,800
i am sleeping finster is sleeping on his

3766
02:40:18,000 --> 02:40:22,240
bedside table there are many many knives

3767
02:40:20,800 --> 02:40:24,479
that he can grab

3768
02:40:22,240 --> 02:40:26,880
but yeah

3769
02:40:24,479 --> 02:40:29,279
look at the oh yeah i also i think i

3770
02:40:26,880 --> 02:40:31,200
learned a trick i again i i have no

3771
02:40:29,279 --> 02:40:33,600
muscle memory yet

3772
02:40:31,200 --> 02:40:37,040
nope i [ __ ] it

3773
02:40:33,600 --> 02:40:37,040
but you couldn't tell because

3774
02:40:37,130 --> 02:40:41,680
[Music]

3775
02:40:39,120 --> 02:40:44,240
because i didn't drop it

3776
02:40:41,680 --> 02:40:45,120
whoops hold on i can do it i can do it i

3777
02:40:44,240 --> 02:40:47,760
promise

3778
02:40:45,120 --> 02:40:50,800
but i can also just i can do non-risky

3779
02:40:47,760 --> 02:40:50,800
stuff that's easier

3780
02:40:50,880 --> 02:40:55,600
[ __ ] okay listen the nails have grown

3781
02:40:53,680 --> 02:40:57,359
all right the nails grew aren't those

3782
02:40:55,600 --> 02:40:59,400
illegal no because there's no blade on

3783
02:40:57,359 --> 02:41:01,120
it so you can get these they're just

3784
02:40:59,400 --> 02:41:03,600
[Music]

3785
02:41:01,120 --> 02:41:05,840
they're a toy a streamer friend of mine

3786
02:41:03,600 --> 02:41:07,600
didn't know your twitch we had a long

3787
02:41:05,840 --> 02:41:09,920
conversation on stream the other day

3788
02:41:07,600 --> 02:41:12,000
that included talking about you

3789
02:41:09,920 --> 02:41:14,720
his chat has now passed a donor goal to

3790
02:41:12,000 --> 02:41:16,479
get him in a maid outfit

3791
02:41:14,720 --> 02:41:18,479
is he gonna do the makeup as well that's

3792
02:41:16,479 --> 02:41:21,200
where i really shine that's the hard bit

3793
02:41:18,479 --> 02:41:24,160
animation studios usually use female

3794
02:41:21,200 --> 02:41:26,880
voice actors for young males it is true

3795
02:41:24,160 --> 02:41:28,960
for both japanese and western characters

3796
02:41:26,880 --> 02:41:30,479
i know and i don't like that they think

3797
02:41:28,960 --> 02:41:32,160
that we can't tell

3798
02:41:30,479 --> 02:41:33,200
is that just me

3799
02:41:32,160 --> 02:41:35,040
like like

3800
02:41:33,200 --> 02:41:36,800
[ __ ] you you think that i can't tell

3801
02:41:35,040 --> 02:41:38,720
where like [ __ ] half of attack on

3802
02:41:36,800 --> 02:41:41,359
titan was voiced in the western one

3803
02:41:38,720 --> 02:41:43,359
anyway his voice or the english dub was

3804
02:41:41,359 --> 02:41:46,720
voiced by like literally like there it's

3805
02:41:43,359 --> 02:41:49,279
a woman one of the characters is always

3806
02:41:46,720 --> 02:41:51,120
definitely a woman a woman voice actor i

3807
02:41:49,279 --> 02:41:52,880
it confused me because they're playing a

3808
02:41:51,120 --> 02:41:54,479
young kid and like that's hard to get

3809
02:41:52,880 --> 02:41:55,600
the vocal range for

3810
02:41:54,479 --> 02:41:57,279
so but like

3811
02:41:55,600 --> 02:41:59,680
not one of the trains armin i thought

3812
02:41:57,279 --> 02:42:02,479
ahman was a girl for like the first

3813
02:41:59,680 --> 02:42:04,479
season because it [ __ ] it's voiced by

3814
02:42:02,479 --> 02:42:06,399
a woman clearly

3815
02:42:04,479 --> 02:42:08,080
anyway [ __ ] i don't know naruto is

3816
02:42:06,399 --> 02:42:09,760
hard to tell dude

3817
02:42:08,080 --> 02:42:13,680
i don't know

3818
02:42:09,760 --> 02:42:17,120
one year already time passes

3819
02:42:13,680 --> 02:42:17,120
we know it is in shambles

3820
02:42:20,720 --> 02:42:24,000
one year anniversary though

3821
02:42:22,479 --> 02:42:25,840
listen

3822
02:42:24,000 --> 02:42:27,920
both our lives are in shambles bart

3823
02:42:25,840 --> 02:42:30,080
simpson is voiced by a girl i haven't

3824
02:42:27,920 --> 02:42:32,560
watched simpsons and [ __ ]

3825
02:42:30,080 --> 02:42:34,640
since i was a literal like then your

3826
02:42:32,560 --> 02:42:37,279
violent reaction to my question made my

3827
02:42:34,640 --> 02:42:39,920
day considering how you reacted maybe

3828
02:42:37,279 --> 02:42:41,840
the dress really does make the rose

3829
02:42:39,920 --> 02:42:43,760
which question one

3830
02:42:41,840 --> 02:42:46,160
which question was it

3831
02:42:43,760 --> 02:42:48,640
what'd you say you just ruined my dreams

3832
02:42:46,160 --> 02:42:50,960
about you stabbing me in a darker

3833
02:42:48,640 --> 02:42:52,640
i know

3834
02:42:50,960 --> 02:42:54,160
about you staring at me dude i can

3835
02:42:52,640 --> 02:42:56,399
totally stab you in a dark alley look

3836
02:42:54,160 --> 02:42:58,240
okay by the way really annoying that

3837
02:42:56,399 --> 02:43:00,080
like okay this is

3838
02:42:58,240 --> 02:43:01,680
these sorts of if this was a real knife

3839
02:43:00,080 --> 02:43:04,160
it would be illegal in the uk because

3840
02:43:01,680 --> 02:43:06,160
it's so fast to deploy i mean look at

3841
02:43:04,160 --> 02:43:08,160
look at this [ __ ] how fast is this thing

3842
02:43:06,160 --> 02:43:10,240
moving good lord can't even track it

3843
02:43:08,160 --> 02:43:12,560
that's gonna stab someone so quickly but

3844
02:43:10,240 --> 02:43:13,359
then this is actually how you open it

3845
02:43:12,560 --> 02:43:16,240
there

3846
02:43:13,359 --> 02:43:18,800
time me and go

3847
02:43:16,240 --> 02:43:21,040
that that fast

3848
02:43:18,800 --> 02:43:23,600
completely legal knife and go done

3849
02:43:21,040 --> 02:43:25,520
[ __ ] that why the [ __ ]

3850
02:43:23,600 --> 02:43:27,520
rules make no sense if it looks scary

3851
02:43:25,520 --> 02:43:29,840
it's illegal that's the only [ __ ]

3852
02:43:27,520 --> 02:43:31,680
thing government is dumb and should be

3853
02:43:29,840 --> 02:43:34,240
abolished

3854
02:43:31,680 --> 02:43:36,399
that's my final stance anarchy is my

3855
02:43:34,240 --> 02:43:39,200
political uh statement

3856
02:43:36,399 --> 02:43:41,359
i am a tier 3 sub to hassan

3857
02:43:39,200 --> 02:43:41,359
i

3858
02:43:41,760 --> 02:43:46,640
i want to burn it all down i will be the

3859
02:43:44,479 --> 02:43:48,160
joker i've already practiced my makeup

3860
02:43:46,640 --> 02:43:50,319
still skills and i've got a knife

3861
02:43:48,160 --> 02:43:53,600
collection and bb guns you think i can't

3862
02:43:50,319 --> 02:43:53,600
do damage i can

3863
02:43:59,520 --> 02:44:03,600
what do you get

3864
02:44:01,439 --> 02:44:06,000
what do you get

3865
02:44:03,600 --> 02:44:09,359
when you put a mentally

3866
02:44:06,000 --> 02:44:09,359
relatively sound gamer

3867
02:44:09,920 --> 02:44:14,080
relative

3868
02:44:12,000 --> 02:44:15,120
he does not know how to do makeup so not

3869
02:44:14,080 --> 02:44:17,279
sure

3870
02:44:15,120 --> 02:44:18,880
however an in-person friend has offered

3871
02:44:17,279 --> 02:44:22,080
to do it for him

3872
02:44:18,880 --> 02:44:23,760
also pls don't talk about anarchy atm

3873
02:44:22,080 --> 02:44:26,640
i'm still reeling from our favorite

3874
02:44:23,760 --> 02:44:28,880
pig's latest news

3875
02:44:26,640 --> 02:44:30,399
oh fair enough that's a very loose

3876
02:44:28,880 --> 02:44:31,680
correlation but yeah

3877
02:44:30,399 --> 02:44:32,640
um

3878
02:44:31,680 --> 02:44:34,960
but yeah

3879
02:44:32,640 --> 02:44:36,720
um

3880
02:44:34,960 --> 02:44:39,120
i can still talk about burning down the

3881
02:44:36,720 --> 02:44:39,120
government

3882
02:44:39,680 --> 02:44:43,920
i'm gonna talk about that that's not

3883
02:44:40,800 --> 02:44:43,920
against twitter it is

3884
02:44:44,000 --> 02:44:46,960
how many times you drop the knife and

3885
02:44:45,600 --> 02:44:48,479
save from yeah there's a reason why i

3886
02:44:46,960 --> 02:44:50,240
buy training as many times as you

3887
02:44:48,479 --> 02:44:54,160
dropped knife finnex save finn from

3888
02:44:50,240 --> 02:44:54,160
stabbing himself lock yeah

3889
02:44:54,640 --> 02:44:57,520
yeah

3890
02:44:56,319 --> 02:44:59,200
i mean

3891
02:44:57,520 --> 02:45:03,200
i don't know how many fingers i'd have

3892
02:44:59,200 --> 02:45:05,120
left if i true burn it down

3893
02:45:03,200 --> 02:45:07,600
why am i like sucking with this now it's

3894
02:45:05,120 --> 02:45:09,279
because i'm on the spot chat what the

3895
02:45:07,600 --> 02:45:11,040
hell

3896
02:45:09,279 --> 02:45:13,040
oh i can do this pretty much every time

3897
02:45:11,040 --> 02:45:14,640
hold on

3898
02:45:13,040 --> 02:45:17,040
look at that i can do an aerial like

3899
02:45:14,640 --> 02:45:19,030
pretty much every time

3900
02:45:17,040 --> 02:45:22,399
until i've got hair in my eye

3901
02:45:19,030 --> 02:45:25,520
[Music]

3902
02:45:22,399 --> 02:45:27,520
so i challenge you to a fight one versus

3903
02:45:25,520 --> 02:45:28,479
one in front of a mcdonald's of your

3904
02:45:27,520 --> 02:45:30,080
choice

3905
02:45:28,479 --> 02:45:32,960
no kicking

3906
02:45:30,080 --> 02:45:32,960
what about stabbing

3907
02:45:35,040 --> 02:45:39,200
oh use the watch as a detour baby as a

3908
02:45:37,920 --> 02:45:42,200
deflector

3909
02:45:39,200 --> 02:45:42,200
anyway

3910
02:45:43,439 --> 02:45:46,319
you know those are illegal in the uk

3911
02:45:44,880 --> 02:45:48,800
they're not you can literally buy them

3912
02:45:46,319 --> 02:45:51,040
on amazon dummy

3913
02:45:48,800 --> 02:45:53,040
stop with you i know the law

3914
02:45:51,040 --> 02:45:54,960
i have taken them outside i've taken

3915
02:45:53,040 --> 02:45:56,960
them on a [ __ ] airplane you they are

3916
02:45:54,960 --> 02:45:58,880
not illegal they're not illegal anywhere

3917
02:45:56,960 --> 02:46:00,880
they're literally just a floppy piece of

3918
02:45:58,880 --> 02:46:04,240
metal there's no blade there's no sharp

3919
02:46:00,880 --> 02:46:04,240
edges on anything

3920
02:46:04,720 --> 02:46:11,000
who's gonna stop me if they're if

3921
02:46:06,319 --> 02:46:11,000
they're illegal i literally have a knife

3922
02:46:12,319 --> 02:46:16,640
even

3923
02:46:14,319 --> 02:46:19,200
try and stop me i'm the one with a knife

3924
02:46:16,640 --> 02:46:20,080
and you're the one obeying the rules

3925
02:46:19,200 --> 02:46:21,760
true

3926
02:46:20,080 --> 02:46:25,040
yeah

3927
02:46:21,760 --> 02:46:28,319
hold on yeah dude go on like uk amazon

3928
02:46:25,040 --> 02:46:29,600
have them look look

3929
02:46:28,319 --> 02:46:31,040
uh

3930
02:46:29,600 --> 02:46:32,640
butterfly

3931
02:46:31,040 --> 02:46:34,880
knife

3932
02:46:32,640 --> 02:46:36,880
there they are there they are there they

3933
02:46:34,880 --> 02:46:39,200
all are

3934
02:46:36,880 --> 02:46:40,720
[ __ ] you know you can buy them

3935
02:46:39,200 --> 02:46:43,359
none of them are real butterfly knives

3936
02:46:40,720 --> 02:46:45,920
they're just like the same thing as this

3937
02:46:43,359 --> 02:46:47,670
but yep

3938
02:46:45,920 --> 02:46:50,870
nice

3939
02:46:47,670 --> 02:46:50,870
[Music]

3940
02:46:53,040 --> 02:46:57,920
crush your balls with any balosongs

3941
02:46:54,800 --> 02:47:00,640
today no this one is so light so i i

3942
02:46:57,920 --> 02:47:02,960
have a couple right the other one is so

3943
02:47:00,640 --> 02:47:04,720
goddamn heavy i bought this one and it's

3944
02:47:02,960 --> 02:47:07,760
made out of aluminium the last one was

3945
02:47:04,720 --> 02:47:10,240
made out of literal steel

3946
02:47:07,760 --> 02:47:14,960
it's heavy as [ __ ] this one is made out

3947
02:47:10,240 --> 02:47:16,479
of aluminium it's so light it's perfecto

3948
02:47:14,960 --> 02:47:19,520
it means you can do so much cool stuff

3949
02:47:16,479 --> 02:47:21,760
with it i very much like it

3950
02:47:19,520 --> 02:47:24,319
my dad got a butterfly comb he uses for

3951
02:47:21,760 --> 02:47:24,319
his beard

3952
02:47:24,720 --> 02:47:28,640
nice

3953
02:47:26,479 --> 02:47:30,720
but dude it's a uh this the company that

3954
02:47:28,640 --> 02:47:32,800
makes this is called squid industries

3955
02:47:30,720 --> 02:47:34,560
give me it's it's this exactly it's this

3956
02:47:32,800 --> 02:47:36,720
thing it's this one oh [ __ ] you can buy

3957
02:47:34,560 --> 02:47:38,560
the normal one they released another one

3958
02:47:36,720 --> 02:47:42,000
oh bro there's an updated vote oh that

3959
02:47:38,560 --> 02:47:45,200
one looks sick oh it's sold out

3960
02:47:42,000 --> 02:47:48,200
oh wait can i buy this one oh [ __ ]

3961
02:47:45,200 --> 02:47:48,200
dude

3962
02:47:49,200 --> 02:47:53,120
oh that would have been sick i'd have

3963
02:47:50,800 --> 02:47:55,040
bought that [ __ ] i'd have bought but

3964
02:47:53,120 --> 02:47:57,760
dude look at the price

3965
02:47:55,040 --> 02:48:01,840
yes mine was less than that but i i got

3966
02:47:57,760 --> 02:48:03,359
the old one apparently but dope lit lit

3967
02:48:01,840 --> 02:48:04,800
lit and epic

3968
02:48:03,359 --> 02:48:06,800
um

3969
02:48:04,800 --> 02:48:08,479
very nice

3970
02:48:06,800 --> 02:48:11,120
very nice knife

3971
02:48:08,479 --> 02:48:12,399
god dang gosh darn dude i would have

3972
02:48:11,120 --> 02:48:13,680
bought that

3973
02:48:12,399 --> 02:48:14,880
yeah

3974
02:48:13,680 --> 02:48:16,319
they also make the real version of that

3975
02:48:14,880 --> 02:48:18,080
just in case you're into owning real

3976
02:48:16,319 --> 02:48:20,479
knives and cutting your fingers off when

3977
02:48:18,080 --> 02:48:24,720
you learn tricks

3978
02:48:20,479 --> 02:48:26,640
the pink nipples on it look epic

3979
02:48:24,720 --> 02:48:29,200
oh god that's even more cringe i didn't

3980
02:48:26,640 --> 02:48:31,920
even read it because you wrote lay epic

3981
02:48:29,200 --> 02:48:33,920
epic like you're in a [ __ ] rage comic

3982
02:48:31,920 --> 02:48:36,319
from 2012.

3983
02:48:33,920 --> 02:48:38,160
good lord

3984
02:48:36,319 --> 02:48:40,479
i'm into it though i'm into the i'm into

3985
02:48:38,160 --> 02:48:41,600
that i'm i'm into the old meme half

3986
02:48:40,479 --> 02:48:42,960
cringe

3987
02:48:41,600 --> 02:48:45,120
things become cringe and then they

3988
02:48:42,960 --> 02:48:47,040
become funny again

3989
02:48:45,120 --> 02:48:49,040
rage comics are in that sort of era but

3990
02:48:47,040 --> 02:48:50,880
they might i don't know one more step

3991
02:48:49,040 --> 02:48:53,520
and they're gonna become cringe again

3992
02:48:50,880 --> 02:48:56,160
the ironic funny goes back to cringe

3993
02:48:53,520 --> 02:48:56,160
after a while

3994
02:48:56,800 --> 02:49:00,399
meow meow your knife skills are epic

3995
02:49:00,640 --> 02:49:05,359
you're damn right now get on your

3996
02:49:03,520 --> 02:49:07,680
uh wait

3997
02:49:05,359 --> 02:49:07,680
um

3998
02:49:08,000 --> 02:49:11,439
hold on i'll figure out where i was

3999
02:49:09,520 --> 02:49:12,479
going with that um

4000
02:49:11,439 --> 02:49:14,399
never mind

4001
02:49:12,479 --> 02:49:16,080
i don't know if i could say uh

4002
02:49:14,399 --> 02:49:20,479
now get on your knees while threatening

4003
02:49:16,080 --> 02:49:20,479
you with a knife it sounds kind of weird

4004
02:49:21,279 --> 02:49:26,399
now

4005
02:49:22,319 --> 02:49:26,399
give me your social security number

4006
02:49:38,080 --> 02:49:41,870
i got my nail caught in the knife it

4007
02:49:40,399 --> 02:49:43,439
hurt it a bit

4008
02:49:41,870 --> 02:49:45,439
[Music]

4009
02:49:43,439 --> 02:49:48,439
i got my nail going the [ __ ] thing

4010
02:49:45,439 --> 02:49:48,439
hurted

4011
02:49:55,920 --> 02:49:59,120
that was kind of smooth that was kind of

4012
02:49:57,359 --> 02:50:02,960
smooth

4013
02:49:59,120 --> 02:50:02,960
only masculine activities damn right

4014
02:50:04,880 --> 02:50:10,720
scared knew you were

4015
02:50:06,640 --> 02:50:13,040
vincent masculini hur he hurts pain

4016
02:50:10,720 --> 02:50:15,439
i got hit with this oh dude

4017
02:50:13,040 --> 02:50:18,319
rip dude i am look at my look up my

4018
02:50:15,439 --> 02:50:22,840
muscles look at that hold on let me

4019
02:50:18,319 --> 02:50:22,840
wait let me test a look real quick

4020
02:50:29,680 --> 02:50:32,880
less hair

4021
02:50:31,520 --> 02:50:34,479
not bad

4022
02:50:32,880 --> 02:50:36,560
okay chat what do you think of me going

4023
02:50:34,479 --> 02:50:38,080
a little bit bold so i can like have

4024
02:50:36,560 --> 02:50:40,319
less hair in front of me what do you

4025
02:50:38,080 --> 02:50:40,319
think

4026
02:50:45,840 --> 02:50:49,760
not bad bad

4027
02:50:47,760 --> 02:50:52,080
dude i've gotta i don't know how i

4028
02:50:49,760 --> 02:50:53,600
managed to do this my on my i'm not

4029
02:50:52,080 --> 02:50:57,600
gonna show you it for obvious reasons

4030
02:50:53,600 --> 02:50:59,760
but on my uh driver's license

4031
02:50:57,600 --> 02:51:02,479
it is no joke a photo of me when i was

4032
02:50:59,760 --> 02:51:06,720
13 and it still works

4033
02:51:02,479 --> 02:51:10,399
me as a child when i first got 14 mommy

4034
02:51:06,720 --> 02:51:12,960
when i there was a oh happy happy 14th

4035
02:51:10,399 --> 02:51:14,000
happy 14th uh

4036
02:51:12,960 --> 02:51:15,120
son

4037
02:51:14,000 --> 02:51:18,399
daughter

4038
02:51:15,120 --> 02:51:21,200
either way thanks for the money yeah but

4039
02:51:18,399 --> 02:51:23,279
no okay i'm not going to show wait

4040
02:51:21,200 --> 02:51:27,120
i bet you i can hold him look it's it's

4041
02:51:23,279 --> 02:51:27,120
funny i i've got a photo of it somewhere

4042
02:51:28,479 --> 02:51:33,840
oh found it driver's license

4043
02:51:31,520 --> 02:51:34,800
i found it do you want to see no no no

4044
02:51:33,840 --> 02:51:39,120
no no

4045
02:51:34,800 --> 02:51:39,120
i'm just quickly like cutting it off in

4046
02:51:39,439 --> 02:51:45,040
photoshop where the [ __ ] is the thing

4047
02:51:42,800 --> 02:51:46,399
what

4048
02:51:45,040 --> 02:51:49,920
oh it's over there

4049
02:51:46,399 --> 02:51:49,920
sorry three monitors problems

4050
02:51:51,920 --> 02:51:55,840
uh yeah okay

4051
02:51:53,520 --> 02:51:56,720
so look look uh let me quickly open this

4052
02:51:55,840 --> 02:51:58,800
in

4053
02:51:56,720 --> 02:52:01,760
photoshop

4054
02:51:58,800 --> 02:52:04,399
or paint or something hold on

4055
02:52:01,760 --> 02:52:06,080
vince's eyes need to rebreathe dude i am

4056
02:52:04,399 --> 02:52:08,399
contemplating just taking out the

4057
02:52:06,080 --> 02:52:11,279
current one because i can

4058
02:52:08,399 --> 02:52:12,800
it [ __ ] block it is not

4059
02:52:11,279 --> 02:52:14,399
it is not

4060
02:52:12,800 --> 02:52:18,240
ah it is not

4061
02:52:14,399 --> 02:52:20,479
done it is not done healing it actively

4062
02:52:18,240 --> 02:52:21,600
still is uncomfortable slash a little

4063
02:52:20,479 --> 02:52:23,680
bit of pain

4064
02:52:21,600 --> 02:52:25,520
it sucks i don't know

4065
02:52:23,680 --> 02:52:29,200
i'm contemplating just taking this one

4066
02:52:25,520 --> 02:52:30,960
out and then uh

4067
02:52:29,200 --> 02:52:31,920
[ __ ] just wearing like

4068
02:52:30,960 --> 02:52:33,600
uh

4069
02:52:31,920 --> 02:52:34,880
wearing like eh

4070
02:52:33,600 --> 02:52:36,720
i said you should do that and you said

4071
02:52:34,880 --> 02:52:38,880
yeah i don't know it was because you

4072
02:52:36,720 --> 02:52:40,160
were being snarky about it um

4073
02:52:38,880 --> 02:52:40,960
but look okay

4074
02:52:40,160 --> 02:52:43,279
there

4075
02:52:40,960 --> 02:52:46,880
would you like to see me

4076
02:52:43,279 --> 02:52:48,080
on my current driver's license chat

4077
02:52:46,880 --> 02:52:49,840
look at this

4078
02:52:48,080 --> 02:52:52,000
this is what i give to people to prove

4079
02:52:49,840 --> 02:52:54,160
that i'm an adult

4080
02:52:52,000 --> 02:52:57,279
this

4081
02:52:54,160 --> 02:52:59,439
bruh to want to say thank you i awaited

4082
02:52:57,279 --> 02:53:02,160
to be a scamster but you juggled and

4083
02:52:59,439 --> 02:53:04,800
before i buy i buy alcohol with this

4084
02:53:02,160 --> 02:53:06,560
also go and get your driver's license

4085
02:53:04,800 --> 02:53:09,200
and show us a stream you driving

4086
02:53:06,560 --> 02:53:12,080
recklessly the a57 khan i've got to

4087
02:53:09,200 --> 02:53:14,399
prove i got learners dude i buy alcohol

4088
02:53:12,080 --> 02:53:16,080
with this and they accept it

4089
02:53:14,399 --> 02:53:18,160
i don't know why i was able to do that

4090
02:53:16,080 --> 02:53:20,240
because i'm 22 now

4091
02:53:18,160 --> 02:53:23,680
but there was an option and that's good

4092
02:53:20,240 --> 02:53:25,840
until i can use this until i'm 28 years

4093
02:53:23,680 --> 02:53:25,840
old

4094
02:53:26,000 --> 02:53:30,000
why

4095
02:53:26,800 --> 02:53:32,000
uh basically what happened was

4096
02:53:30,000 --> 02:53:33,600
there was a button on when you get your

4097
02:53:32,000 --> 02:53:34,960
driver's license there was an old button

4098
02:53:33,600 --> 02:53:38,080
that said like okay if you've already

4099
02:53:34,960 --> 02:53:40,399
registered uh your passport with us you

4100
02:53:38,080 --> 02:53:42,000
can just press a button it will say use

4101
02:53:40,399 --> 02:53:44,000
my passport photo so i don't have to

4102
02:53:42,000 --> 02:53:45,760
send one off again because i already you

4103
02:53:44,000 --> 02:53:47,600
gotta like get it verified so it's just

4104
02:53:45,760 --> 02:53:50,399
but use passport photo maybe it's still

4105
02:53:47,600 --> 02:53:53,680
a thing but the thing was passport stick

4106
02:53:50,399 --> 02:53:57,680
around for 10 years when i had this

4107
02:53:53,680 --> 02:53:58,880
when i got my driver's license i was 17

4108
02:53:57,680 --> 02:54:01,520
so

4109
02:53:58,880 --> 02:54:03,600
i and my passport had been taken when i

4110
02:54:01,520 --> 02:54:05,279
was 13 and it lasts all that time so i

4111
02:54:03,600 --> 02:54:06,720
just was like oh yeah easy click the

4112
02:54:05,279 --> 02:54:08,160
button so i didn't have to take a new

4113
02:54:06,720 --> 02:54:10,080
one

4114
02:54:08,160 --> 02:54:12,080
and then now that's my driver's license

4115
02:54:10,080 --> 02:54:14,479
for 2028.

4116
02:54:12,080 --> 02:54:16,560
i think you can just get them redone but

4117
02:54:14,479 --> 02:54:19,359
am i gonna

4118
02:54:16,560 --> 02:54:21,120
i still think it's kind of funny

4119
02:54:19,359 --> 02:54:22,960
or you know i could just show up at the

4120
02:54:21,120 --> 02:54:24,880
past but like the next passport place

4121
02:54:22,960 --> 02:54:26,720
would like all this that's going to be

4122
02:54:24,880 --> 02:54:28,479
my driver's license imagine your new

4123
02:54:26,720 --> 02:54:30,399
picture yeah

4124
02:54:28,479 --> 02:54:33,359
i'm not going to do that i think [ __ ]

4125
02:54:30,399 --> 02:54:34,560
uh the pka boys suggested that

4126
02:54:33,359 --> 02:54:36,720
my god

4127
02:54:34,560 --> 02:54:38,399
what a hell of a uh what a hell of a

4128
02:54:36,720 --> 02:54:40,319
donor goal that would be that [ __ ] lasts

4129
02:54:38,399 --> 02:54:41,680
for 10 years

4130
02:54:40,319 --> 02:54:44,240
ugh

4131
02:54:41,680 --> 02:54:45,520
keep recycling it for uh 50 i don't

4132
02:54:44,240 --> 02:54:46,960
think you can

4133
02:54:45,520 --> 02:54:49,200
i think at a certain point it's got to

4134
02:54:46,960 --> 02:54:51,920
be accurate

4135
02:54:49,200 --> 02:54:54,000
with the with the carriers yeah

4136
02:54:51,920 --> 02:54:56,000
oh

4137
02:54:54,000 --> 02:54:58,479
like i i can't

4138
02:54:56,000 --> 02:54:59,920
i cannot do that i almost don't want to

4139
02:54:58,479 --> 02:55:01,439
learn to drive so i don't have to get a

4140
02:54:59,920 --> 02:55:02,800
new passport

4141
02:55:01,439 --> 02:55:04,160
oh

4142
02:55:02,800 --> 02:55:05,200
if i pass my driving test i'm going to

4143
02:55:04,160 --> 02:55:06,880
have to

4144
02:55:05,200 --> 02:55:09,040
but i'm not doing it i'm not doing it

4145
02:55:06,880 --> 02:55:10,560
with fake eyelashes i'm not i'm not

4146
02:55:09,040 --> 02:55:15,200
doing it with fake

4147
02:55:10,560 --> 02:55:15,200
you're a transsexual or a liar i'm a

4148
02:55:15,600 --> 02:55:17,840
like liar

4149
02:55:16,000 --> 02:55:18,720
really said are you a trans are you

4150
02:55:17,840 --> 02:55:21,840
trans

4151
02:55:18,720 --> 02:55:23,279
transsexual or a liar

4152
02:55:21,840 --> 02:55:26,479
it's me

4153
02:55:23,279 --> 02:55:28,399
a bit of a fibber a bit of a liar

4154
02:55:26,479 --> 02:55:30,560
a bit of i don't tell the truth

4155
02:55:28,399 --> 02:55:33,200
sometimes i dress like a girl but i have

4156
02:55:30,560 --> 02:55:33,200
a penis

4157
02:55:34,560 --> 02:55:37,120
oh my god

4158
02:55:35,920 --> 02:55:40,399
uh

4159
02:55:37,120 --> 02:55:42,080
telling telling fibs again

4160
02:55:40,399 --> 02:55:45,640
hydrate ah [ __ ]

4161
02:55:42,080 --> 02:55:45,640
this [ __ ] again

4162
02:55:45,680 --> 02:55:49,680
meow meow hey

4163
02:55:54,240 --> 02:55:58,520
i'm trying not to mess up my lip gloss

4164
02:55:58,560 --> 02:56:03,680
hey demi rose i know you have some

4165
02:56:01,040 --> 02:56:06,640
issues with tucking so check out this

4166
02:56:03,680 --> 02:56:08,479
website they feel great and hold well it

4167
02:56:06,640 --> 02:56:11,200
even has a guide if you're feeling

4168
02:56:08,479 --> 02:56:11,200
smooth brain

4169
02:56:11,680 --> 02:56:15,359
it's not that

4170
02:56:13,120 --> 02:56:17,520
well okay hold on i'll go there i had to

4171
02:56:15,359 --> 02:56:19,600
google it first

4172
02:56:17,520 --> 02:56:22,240
oh my god

4173
02:56:19,600 --> 02:56:22,240
oh [ __ ]

4174
02:56:23,920 --> 02:56:28,319
i'm gonna read the guide

4175
02:56:26,960 --> 02:56:30,160
oh

4176
02:56:28,319 --> 02:56:31,760
okay just so you know there's a penis on

4177
02:56:30,160 --> 02:56:34,479
screen or not like it's a you know like

4178
02:56:31,760 --> 02:56:37,439
a drawn uh dick so i can't show it but

4179
02:56:34,479 --> 02:56:40,640
the guide is two steps and it's

4180
02:56:37,439 --> 02:56:42,960
this is before penis and then pull on

4181
02:56:40,640 --> 02:56:44,800
our product and then it's done so maybe

4182
02:56:42,960 --> 02:56:46,240
it would be easy yeah it's tucking

4183
02:56:44,800 --> 02:56:48,080
underwear

4184
02:56:46,240 --> 02:56:51,040
is it good

4185
02:56:48,080 --> 02:56:53,200
the thing is my balls are way too big

4186
02:56:51,040 --> 02:56:56,000
and

4187
02:56:53,200 --> 02:56:57,760
listen it's it's it's not that i can't

4188
02:56:56,000 --> 02:57:00,000
talk i just don't like the feeling of my

4189
02:56:57,760 --> 02:57:01,520
dick at my back like it dude you've got

4190
02:57:00,000 --> 02:57:03,760
to like tuck it under you and i don't

4191
02:57:01,520 --> 02:57:05,040
like it it it scratches the middle of my

4192
02:57:03,760 --> 02:57:06,640
back

4193
02:57:05,040 --> 02:57:09,439
ah i don't know it's just uncomfortable

4194
02:57:06,640 --> 02:57:12,240
to wear it like i've gotta like tuck it

4195
02:57:09,439 --> 02:57:14,000
under my bra strap so i don't know

4196
02:57:12,240 --> 02:57:17,279
try and clockable i

4197
02:57:14,000 --> 02:57:17,279
that's my preferred method

4198
02:57:17,439 --> 02:57:23,120
eyelash extensions on government id

4199
02:57:20,840 --> 02:57:24,240
photo you can't you can't just pay me

4200
02:57:23,120 --> 02:57:26,479
money

4201
02:57:24,240 --> 02:57:28,720
you can't just pay me money that's it

4202
02:57:26,479 --> 02:57:32,560
that's that's a lot of money but it's

4203
02:57:28,720 --> 02:57:33,359
not nearly enough to make me do that

4204
02:57:32,560 --> 02:57:36,000
but

4205
02:57:33,359 --> 02:57:37,120
what do i do with that money now what

4206
02:57:36,000 --> 02:57:41,359
the [ __ ]

4207
02:57:37,120 --> 02:57:41,359
thanks for the 169 but no

4208
02:57:42,319 --> 02:57:47,840
that's a lot

4209
02:57:44,399 --> 02:57:51,840
but not enough but not enough how much

4210
02:57:47,840 --> 02:57:51,840
i'm not gonna do it there's no way

4211
02:57:52,080 --> 02:57:56,240
you know what there's

4212
02:57:53,359 --> 02:57:56,240
not that but

4213
02:57:57,170 --> 02:58:02,880
[Music]

4214
02:58:00,160 --> 02:58:06,880
changing a uk driver license photo is a

4215
02:58:02,880 --> 02:58:09,680
massive 14 pounds yeah

4216
02:58:06,880 --> 02:58:13,359
but i'm not gonna do it as a girl

4217
02:58:09,680 --> 02:58:13,359
i have to hand that to everyone

4218
02:58:15,120 --> 02:58:18,800
name a price

4219
02:58:17,120 --> 02:58:21,359
no this isn't happening we're not doing

4220
02:58:18,800 --> 02:58:24,000
this we're not doing this

4221
02:58:21,359 --> 02:58:24,880
i'm not i'm not enabling this behavior

4222
02:58:24,000 --> 02:58:26,960
it's

4223
02:58:24,880 --> 02:58:30,160
a bad idea you know it's a bad idea and

4224
02:58:26,960 --> 02:58:32,240
i know it's a bad idea it's a bad idea

4225
02:58:30,160 --> 02:58:35,279
i think you'll find i did two hydrates

4226
02:58:32,240 --> 02:58:38,399
you thirsty cat fiend

4227
02:58:35,279 --> 02:58:39,920
i took two gulps

4228
02:58:38,399 --> 02:58:41,439
all right i need to find my straw

4229
02:58:39,920 --> 02:58:43,120
there's a reason i always drink from i

4230
02:58:41,439 --> 02:58:44,319
move my shoulder [ __ ] i don't wanna go

4231
02:58:43,120 --> 02:58:47,120
downstairs

4232
02:58:44,319 --> 02:58:48,399
uh do i have a different straw my cat

4233
02:58:47,120 --> 02:58:50,800
feed me

4234
02:58:48,399 --> 02:58:50,800
dude

4235
02:58:52,640 --> 02:58:58,720
we know you have a number of course i

4236
02:58:54,240 --> 02:59:01,439
have a number of course i do but it's i

4237
02:58:58,720 --> 02:59:05,200
surely with the hair at least it's not

4238
02:59:01,439 --> 02:59:05,200
like it isn't public already

4239
02:59:05,680 --> 02:59:09,600
i'd wear a cap i draw a beanie i think

4240
02:59:08,000 --> 02:59:11,600
if i i don't actually know i've i

4241
02:59:09,600 --> 02:59:15,359
haven't considered getting a new uh

4242
02:59:11,600 --> 02:59:15,359
photo i think if i did anything else

4243
02:59:15,439 --> 02:59:19,439
oh like [ __ ]

4244
02:59:16,960 --> 02:59:21,359
that so

4245
02:59:19,439 --> 02:59:22,880
without the makeup and a dress looks

4246
02:59:21,359 --> 02:59:24,960
slightly more masculine

4247
02:59:22,880 --> 02:59:29,000
shouldn't official documents represent

4248
02:59:24,960 --> 02:59:29,000
you as you usually are

4249
02:59:35,439 --> 02:59:38,640
i don't have much for that

4250
02:59:37,120 --> 02:59:40,399
[ __ ] hey

4251
02:59:38,640 --> 02:59:43,120
are you having more fun with your

4252
02:59:40,399 --> 02:59:45,439
streams now i hope so

4253
02:59:43,120 --> 02:59:46,960
yeah i am actually uh as if as if

4254
02:59:45,439 --> 02:59:49,760
recently it's been nice i stream when i

4255
02:59:46,960 --> 02:59:51,760
want to and it's very fun the uh like i

4256
02:59:49,760 --> 02:59:54,160
get to chill a bit more and

4257
02:59:51,760 --> 02:59:56,399
it's good therapy i finally ordered some

4258
02:59:54,160 --> 02:59:58,960
tuck kits like the ones you have

4259
02:59:56,399 --> 03:00:01,200
tie for showing them a few streams back

4260
02:59:58,960 --> 03:00:02,800
i was looking for them they're really

4261
03:00:01,200 --> 03:00:04,960
good

4262
03:00:02,800 --> 03:00:06,720
see now the other the other the ad that

4263
03:00:04,960 --> 03:00:09,040
i basically got for this website makes

4264
03:00:06,720 --> 03:00:13,600
me want to try it name the price for you

4265
03:00:09,040 --> 03:00:13,600
doing the driver license oh my god

4266
03:00:15,359 --> 03:00:17,760
i don't know if i should i don't know

4267
03:00:16,800 --> 03:00:20,640
that's a

4268
03:00:17,760 --> 03:00:20,640
terrible idea

4269
03:00:22,960 --> 03:00:27,120
what if the only female thing on the

4270
03:00:24,640 --> 03:00:29,680
license is eyelash extensions

4271
03:00:27,120 --> 03:00:32,240
would you do it then

4272
03:00:29,680 --> 03:00:35,040
it depends it it's a middle ground

4273
03:00:32,240 --> 03:00:35,040
that's annoying

4274
03:00:36,000 --> 03:00:40,479
but you look like this most of the time

4275
03:00:38,319 --> 03:00:44,399
so the photo should match

4276
03:00:40,479 --> 03:00:45,279
not [ __ ] uh is it go month.com hold

4277
03:00:44,399 --> 03:00:46,000
on

4278
03:00:45,279 --> 03:00:49,359
i

4279
03:00:46,000 --> 03:00:51,200
did but now i've got one month left in

4280
03:00:49,359 --> 03:00:54,800
one month i won't look like this most of

4281
03:00:51,200 --> 03:00:56,880
the time so why would i do that

4282
03:00:54,800 --> 03:00:58,640
i'm not gonna [ __ ] one month left i'm

4283
03:00:56,880 --> 03:01:01,439
gonna change my driver's license photo

4284
03:00:58,640 --> 03:01:04,840
to me as a girl terrible idea but also

4285
03:01:01,439 --> 03:01:09,760
kind of fun right

4286
03:01:04,840 --> 03:01:09,760
you this is this is gaslighting

4287
03:01:11,520 --> 03:01:15,200
don't know golfer gone won't start up

4288
03:01:13,439 --> 03:01:16,640
again

4289
03:01:15,200 --> 03:01:19,439
ugh

4290
03:01:16,640 --> 03:01:20,399
i don't know what i'm next gonna stream

4291
03:01:19,439 --> 03:01:22,800
um

4292
03:01:20,399 --> 03:01:25,359
i'm not sure i could start it today i

4293
03:01:22,800 --> 03:01:28,160
could start it at the end of the stream

4294
03:01:25,359 --> 03:01:30,880
jesus christ prime month is over so oh

4295
03:01:28,160 --> 03:01:32,640
[ __ ] god

4296
03:01:30,880 --> 03:01:35,279
a lot of guys now have eyelash

4297
03:01:32,640 --> 03:01:37,359
extensions no they don't

4298
03:01:35,279 --> 03:01:40,080
no they do not

4299
03:01:37,359 --> 03:01:40,080
incorrect

4300
03:01:41,200 --> 03:01:48,279
take the photo with the fake chest it

4301
03:01:43,920 --> 03:01:48,279
won't even show up in the picture

4302
03:01:52,800 --> 03:01:56,880
that's a terrible idea i'll think about

4303
03:01:54,319 --> 03:01:59,279
it i'll think about it i'll consider it

4304
03:01:56,880 --> 03:02:03,640
wait i've got a great idea

4305
03:01:59,279 --> 03:02:03,640
i'll open a random number generator

4306
03:02:04,720 --> 03:02:09,120
and i'll set it from

4307
03:02:07,040 --> 03:02:10,960
max

4308
03:02:09,120 --> 03:02:12,720
100 grand

4309
03:02:10,960 --> 03:02:14,000
and then minimum

4310
03:02:12,720 --> 03:02:16,000
1000

4311
03:02:14,000 --> 03:02:17,200
and then i'll press generate and that's

4312
03:02:16,000 --> 03:02:21,120
what it'll be

4313
03:02:17,200 --> 03:02:21,120
and i don't care what the [ __ ]

4314
03:02:21,279 --> 03:02:24,880
stream your driving lessons

4315
03:02:25,760 --> 03:02:29,920
stream your driving lessons

4316
03:02:27,520 --> 03:02:32,160
oh that's a i'm a frustrating driver and

4317
03:02:29,920 --> 03:02:33,680
also that's a lot of like neighborhood

4318
03:02:32,160 --> 03:02:36,160
stuff i guess also i don't know when i'm

4319
03:02:33,680 --> 03:02:38,880
gonna do it you can't like book any of

4320
03:02:36,160 --> 03:02:40,640
it either it's a pain in the ass

4321
03:02:38,880 --> 03:02:42,479
i can drive fine i just can't drive

4322
03:02:40,640 --> 03:02:45,479
legally fine

4323
03:02:42,479 --> 03:02:45,479
um

4324
03:02:45,600 --> 03:02:48,720
finn so masculinely hammers in his

4325
03:02:47,200 --> 03:02:51,040
acrylic house i do

4326
03:02:48,720 --> 03:02:51,040
um

4327
03:02:53,600 --> 03:02:57,680
speaking of the calendar it's telling me

4328
03:02:54,880 --> 03:02:59,680
that golem donors can resume now no i'm

4329
03:02:57,680 --> 03:03:01,920
gonna do that next stream i'm gonna uh i

4330
03:02:59,680 --> 03:03:03,840
wanted to make today more of a chill

4331
03:03:01,920 --> 03:03:05,120
chill thing i felt you know

4332
03:03:03,840 --> 03:03:07,040
kind of bad news today i don't really

4333
03:03:05,120 --> 03:03:09,120
want to be shilling so

4334
03:03:07,040 --> 03:03:10,880
uh

4335
03:03:09,120 --> 03:03:13,200
i'll start it yeah i'm gonna be starting

4336
03:03:10,880 --> 03:03:14,800
i'll start the [ __ ] stupid i'll start

4337
03:03:13,200 --> 03:03:15,920
the donut goal next stream how about

4338
03:03:14,800 --> 03:03:18,240
that

4339
03:03:15,920 --> 03:03:18,240
better

4340
03:03:20,800 --> 03:03:25,640
one to

4341
03:03:21,920 --> 03:03:25,640
one to a hundred thousand

4342
03:03:27,040 --> 03:03:32,080
done that that's the number that's the

4343
03:03:29,439 --> 03:03:35,359
number boys if you want you wanted it

4344
03:03:32,080 --> 03:03:39,279
there it is if it's if you hit 26 if

4345
03:03:35,359 --> 03:03:41,359
new donut gold 26 936 and i'll do i'll

4346
03:03:39,279 --> 03:03:44,720
i'll i'll do i'll i'll have my uh

4347
03:03:41,359 --> 03:03:48,319
driver's license my government id

4348
03:03:44,720 --> 03:03:50,800
as a girl solid cool

4349
03:03:48,319 --> 03:03:50,800
[ __ ] sake

4350
03:03:51,920 --> 03:03:55,200
done

4351
03:03:53,680 --> 03:03:59,840
yeah yeah

4352
03:03:55,200 --> 03:04:01,520
the minus 169 oh yeah sorry minus 169

4353
03:03:59,840 --> 03:04:03,760
the uh

4354
03:04:01,520 --> 03:04:06,240
[ __ ] that for 30 grand more we get bob

4355
03:04:03,760 --> 03:04:07,279
implants set the girl you don't you

4356
03:04:06,240 --> 03:04:09,359
won't

4357
03:04:07,279 --> 03:04:12,640
what

4358
03:04:09,359 --> 03:04:15,359
no wait no that's that says 26 000 not

4359
03:04:12,640 --> 03:04:17,200
260.

4360
03:04:15,359 --> 03:04:19,520
dummy

4361
03:04:17,200 --> 03:04:22,479
put up the counter no you're not really

4362
03:04:19,520 --> 03:04:23,840
gonna [ __ ] give me money for this set

4363
03:04:22,479 --> 03:04:26,640
the goal you want

4364
03:04:23,840 --> 03:04:29,600
you're not serious

4365
03:04:26,640 --> 03:04:31,040
you're not serious about this chat

4366
03:04:29,600 --> 03:04:33,600
jesus christ

4367
03:04:31,040 --> 03:04:33,600
i'm not going to be

4368
03:04:34,000 --> 03:04:36,800
i'm not

4369
03:04:34,840 --> 03:04:39,279
[ __ ]

4370
03:04:36,800 --> 03:04:41,120
pride month is over time for companies

4371
03:04:39,279 --> 03:04:42,880
to wash off the rainbow and start

4372
03:04:41,120 --> 03:04:45,279
kicking the gays again

4373
03:04:42,880 --> 03:04:46,800
fishing time is over i've been

4374
03:04:45,279 --> 03:04:49,279
dude i've been

4375
03:04:46,800 --> 03:04:51,120
i i've been waiting for the prime month

4376
03:04:49,279 --> 03:04:53,600
to be over god

4377
03:04:51,120 --> 03:04:56,800
dude i saw it rose on twitch i'm a good

4378
03:04:53,600 --> 03:04:58,880
driver rose on reddit i scraped my car

4379
03:04:56,800 --> 03:05:00,720
coming into a driveway so i'm thinking

4380
03:04:58,880 --> 03:05:05,359
that's different it's different

4381
03:05:00,720 --> 03:05:07,680
it was dark it was dark and i it was

4382
03:05:05,359 --> 03:05:09,920
i it was a new driveway i'd never been

4383
03:05:07,680 --> 03:05:12,160
there before and it was dark and it's

4384
03:05:09,920 --> 03:05:14,000
different that's a different thing

4385
03:05:12,160 --> 03:05:15,520
i'm good at driving

4386
03:05:14,000 --> 03:05:18,000
and i hadn't done it in a while i was

4387
03:05:15,520 --> 03:05:19,760
out of practice i just got my car back

4388
03:05:18,000 --> 03:05:20,640
from being repaired

4389
03:05:19,760 --> 03:05:22,800
from

4390
03:05:20,640 --> 03:05:24,560
uh the other accident

4391
03:05:22,800 --> 03:05:26,880
so it's not the same

4392
03:05:24,560 --> 03:05:29,359
i'm a good driver

4393
03:05:26,880 --> 03:05:31,040
also um if you if you're gonna listen

4394
03:05:29,359 --> 03:05:32,800
it's gone month and technically for this

4395
03:05:31,040 --> 03:05:35,120
month you gotta see her it's a girl

4396
03:05:32,800 --> 03:05:38,240
month and if you call me a bad driver

4397
03:05:35,120 --> 03:05:40,640
that's kind of misogynistic so

4398
03:05:38,240 --> 03:05:41,680
i don't i don't tolerate bigots in my

4399
03:05:40,640 --> 03:05:44,000
chat

4400
03:05:41,680 --> 03:05:44,000
god

4401
03:05:44,880 --> 03:05:47,439
bannon monster

4402
03:05:46,399 --> 03:05:49,520
the uh

4403
03:05:47,439 --> 03:05:51,760
oh my god are you really [ __ ] i'm

4404
03:05:49,520 --> 03:05:53,680
certain on this what people saying do it

4405
03:05:51,760 --> 03:05:56,000
chat will not done it true

4406
03:05:53,680 --> 03:05:56,000
um

4407
03:05:56,640 --> 03:06:01,520
hey you i'ma keep it a buck with you all

4408
03:05:59,120 --> 03:06:03,680
about most of you dummies are saying yes

4409
03:06:01,520 --> 03:06:05,680
but won't drop a cent on it unless

4410
03:06:03,680 --> 03:06:08,399
you're gonna pay up don't propose

4411
03:06:05,680 --> 03:06:10,160
useless [ __ ] it's annoying

4412
03:06:08,399 --> 03:06:12,000
god well how do you know john some of

4413
03:06:10,160 --> 03:06:13,200
them could be the next [ __ ] council

4414
03:06:12,000 --> 03:06:15,840
member you never know i don't like that

4415
03:06:13,200 --> 03:06:18,399
argument because if you said that and if

4416
03:06:15,840 --> 03:06:20,560
you said that the second before

4417
03:06:18,399 --> 03:06:23,200
mustache donated a thousand dollars or

4418
03:06:20,560 --> 03:06:24,510
whatever then you'd have looked dumb so

4419
03:06:23,200 --> 03:06:26,160
think of it like that

4420
03:06:24,510 --> 03:06:28,560
[Music]

4421
03:06:26,160 --> 03:06:30,479
these [ __ ] aren't even subbed don't

4422
03:06:28,560 --> 03:06:33,920
have to be shopped for uh to give me

4423
03:06:30,479 --> 03:06:33,920
your social security number

4424
03:06:34,640 --> 03:06:40,399
rose wishing pride month was over babe

4425
03:06:37,840 --> 03:06:42,560
self-hate really is not the way you can

4426
03:06:40,399 --> 03:06:46,160
always talk to us

4427
03:06:42,560 --> 03:06:48,319
oh i'm not serious jesus christ

4428
03:06:46,160 --> 03:06:50,560
i'm not serious my god imagine i

4429
03:06:48,319 --> 03:06:52,560
actually got on twitch i'm like god

4430
03:06:50,560 --> 03:06:54,720
[ __ ] pride month

4431
03:06:52,560 --> 03:06:56,240
jesus christ no

4432
03:06:54,720 --> 03:06:57,680
prime month great i went to the last

4433
03:06:56,240 --> 03:07:00,800
year i went to birmingham prime month

4434
03:06:57,680 --> 03:07:02,160
you know when uh covered was less

4435
03:07:00,800 --> 03:07:04,399
but i went to i went to that that was

4436
03:07:02,160 --> 03:07:05,840
fun when it was the uk one

4437
03:07:04,399 --> 03:07:08,840
because we have different pride months i

4438
03:07:05,840 --> 03:07:12,080
feel like i think right also [ __ ]

4439
03:07:08,840 --> 03:07:13,920
ellen how many of you gifted today jesus

4440
03:07:12,080 --> 03:07:16,720
christ

4441
03:07:13,920 --> 03:07:19,200
thank you for the subs ellen

4442
03:07:16,720 --> 03:07:19,200
ellen

4443
03:07:19,270 --> 03:07:23,279
[Music]

4444
03:07:20,640 --> 03:07:26,000
45 [ __ ] yeah the second i win the

4445
03:07:23,279 --> 03:07:28,640
lottery i'ma go broke just to make finn

4446
03:07:26,000 --> 03:07:29,680
get the bobs and become rose for real

4447
03:07:28,640 --> 03:07:32,319
uh-huh

4448
03:07:29,680 --> 03:07:33,840
it depends how big of a lottery you win

4449
03:07:32,319 --> 03:07:35,920
if you win the so then if you win the

4450
03:07:33,840 --> 03:07:37,920
lottery i win the lottery

4451
03:07:35,920 --> 03:07:39,439
how has butt plug month been it's been

4452
03:07:37,920 --> 03:07:41,439
great uh

4453
03:07:39,439 --> 03:07:43,920
slightly uncomfortable

4454
03:07:41,439 --> 03:07:45,439
i uh wait hold on i've got a question

4455
03:07:43,920 --> 03:07:47,439
about butt plugs oh by the way i'm

4456
03:07:45,439 --> 03:07:49,359
joking i'm not really [ __ ] anyway i

4457
03:07:47,439 --> 03:07:51,200
got a question uh

4458
03:07:49,359 --> 03:07:53,200
i know there's one of you either with a

4459
03:07:51,200 --> 03:07:54,319
butt plug in right now

4460
03:07:53,200 --> 03:07:56,720
or

4461
03:07:54,319 --> 03:07:58,479
what hannah i swear to [ __ ] god what

4462
03:07:56,720 --> 03:08:01,279
you just wrote in chat threw me for a

4463
03:07:58,479 --> 03:08:03,920
loop for like my brain

4464
03:08:01,279 --> 03:08:05,520
[ __ ] said easier to wipe

4465
03:08:03,920 --> 03:08:06,479
ah um

4466
03:08:05,520 --> 03:08:09,520
god

4467
03:08:06,479 --> 03:08:12,240
but on the same topic how do you fart

4468
03:08:09,520 --> 03:08:14,319
thanks for the five gifted subs

4469
03:08:12,240 --> 03:08:17,040
what do you do take it out fart and then

4470
03:08:14,319 --> 03:08:17,040
put it back in

4471
03:08:19,040 --> 03:08:23,840
what do you do is there an escape valve

4472
03:08:21,680 --> 03:08:25,680
is there like a little hole in it

4473
03:08:23,840 --> 03:08:27,680
because if that doesn't

4474
03:08:25,680 --> 03:08:29,600
dude

4475
03:08:27,680 --> 03:08:31,279
how [ __ ] funny would that be you make

4476
03:08:29,600 --> 03:08:33,120
one with a hole in it

4477
03:08:31,279 --> 03:08:34,880
and then on the other side of it is like

4478
03:08:33,120 --> 03:08:36,960
a whistle attachment

4479
03:08:34,880 --> 03:08:37,920
so it's like a when you fat you hear

4480
03:08:36,960 --> 03:08:38,800
like a

4481
03:08:37,920 --> 03:08:41,120
you know

4482
03:08:38,800 --> 03:08:43,680
like a whistle a built-in whistle or a

4483
03:08:41,120 --> 03:08:43,680
kazoo

4484
03:08:45,760 --> 03:08:49,920
oh my god oh my god i've got a kit seth

4485
03:08:48,000 --> 03:08:50,800
contact the manufacturers oh my [ __ ]

4486
03:08:49,920 --> 03:08:52,479
god

4487
03:08:50,800 --> 03:08:54,000
uh thank you for the 10 gifted subs this

4488
03:08:52,479 --> 03:08:55,600
will go all towards the funding of the

4489
03:08:54,000 --> 03:08:57,760
kazoo butt plug

4490
03:08:55,600 --> 03:08:59,800
i gotta check this is a real thing

4491
03:08:57,760 --> 03:09:02,640
i gotta see if it exists before

4492
03:08:59,800 --> 03:09:04,640
me it's

4493
03:09:02,640 --> 03:09:06,319
oh my god someone made a reddit post

4494
03:09:04,640 --> 03:09:08,800
about it

4495
03:09:06,319 --> 03:09:10,960
is there a google image for it

4496
03:09:08,800 --> 03:09:13,200
oh my god it exists

4497
03:09:10,960 --> 03:09:13,200
no

4498
03:09:13,470 --> 03:09:18,399
[Music]

4499
03:09:15,359 --> 03:09:20,239
oh my god it's a five months i think i

4500
03:09:18,399 --> 03:09:22,479
can show this i think too does everybody

4501
03:09:20,239 --> 03:09:24,720
have rainbow colored knives out

4502
03:09:22,479 --> 03:09:26,560
i don't know if it's real yeah it's a

4503
03:09:24,720 --> 03:09:30,160
meme

4504
03:09:26,560 --> 03:09:34,720
oh my god

4505
03:09:30,160 --> 03:09:34,720
recto flute that's so [ __ ] funny

4506
03:09:37,439 --> 03:09:40,720
oh my god

4507
03:09:38,880 --> 03:09:43,600
you don't usually have it on for that

4508
03:09:40,720 --> 03:09:46,319
long only certain ones can be worn for

4509
03:09:43,600 --> 03:09:49,359
hours on end silicon is usually only

4510
03:09:46,319 --> 03:09:49,359
good for playtime

4511
03:09:50,479 --> 03:09:54,560
i don't know about any of you boys i

4512
03:09:52,160 --> 03:09:58,560
fight all the time i mean

4513
03:09:54,560 --> 03:10:00,319
listen when i wear a dress never but

4514
03:09:58,560 --> 03:10:01,920
when i've got my makeup done i never

4515
03:10:00,319 --> 03:10:03,680
fart it's the strangest thing it's like

4516
03:10:01,920 --> 03:10:05,840
a universal rule

4517
03:10:03,680 --> 03:10:10,080
never fart while i've got my makeup on

4518
03:10:05,840 --> 03:10:11,680
but as a guy as a guy all the time dude

4519
03:10:10,080 --> 03:10:14,239
i'm putting and putting all the way

4520
03:10:11,680 --> 03:10:16,080
around all the way around the joint

4521
03:10:14,239 --> 03:10:19,840
if i'm not

4522
03:10:16,080 --> 03:10:22,479
lottery is currently 320 million dollars

4523
03:10:19,840 --> 03:10:24,800
[ __ ] if that answers your question

4524
03:10:22,479 --> 03:10:27,359
thanks for a wonderful stream but i have

4525
03:10:24,800 --> 03:10:28,880
to run keep being awesome and i'll keep

4526
03:10:27,359 --> 03:10:31,120
you in my prayers

4527
03:10:28,880 --> 03:10:34,399
also have you seen susu's knifes for

4528
03:10:31,120 --> 03:10:35,840
girls the link is on

4529
03:10:34,399 --> 03:10:37,840
on the switch page hold on i'll check it

4530
03:10:35,840 --> 03:10:41,800
out that's so [ __ ] just clinch your

4531
03:10:37,840 --> 03:10:41,800
cheeks together and blow

4532
03:10:43,600 --> 03:10:47,520
i can't actually whistle weirdly i can't

4533
03:10:45,439 --> 03:10:49,760
like normally whistle but when i wear

4534
03:10:47,520 --> 03:10:51,200
the recto flute

4535
03:10:49,760 --> 03:10:53,200
oh my god

4536
03:10:51,200 --> 03:10:54,560
i can't oh

4537
03:10:53,200 --> 03:10:56,880
that's the best i got i can't actually

4538
03:10:54,560 --> 03:10:59,680
do it hold on i gotta quickly check the

4539
03:10:56,880 --> 03:10:59,680
susu's thing

4540
03:10:59,760 --> 03:11:04,640
is this real chat

4541
03:11:02,800 --> 03:11:07,279
uh

4542
03:11:04,640 --> 03:11:08,479
knives knives knives knives knives

4543
03:11:07,279 --> 03:11:10,000
knives

4544
03:11:08,479 --> 03:11:12,720
oh my god

4545
03:11:10,000 --> 03:11:14,560
bladesforbabes.com

4546
03:11:12,720 --> 03:11:17,120
that's [ __ ] funny

4547
03:11:14,560 --> 03:11:18,640
that's kind of cool

4548
03:11:17,120 --> 03:11:20,720
these are

4549
03:11:18,640 --> 03:11:22,479
trash tier knives though besides that

4550
03:11:20,720 --> 03:11:24,560
one that's pretty [ __ ] dope i really

4551
03:11:22,479 --> 03:11:26,160
[ __ ] with that this is the only good one

4552
03:11:24,560 --> 03:11:26,880
all of these kind of suck besides this

4553
03:11:26,160 --> 03:11:28,800
one

4554
03:11:26,880 --> 03:11:31,279
these are like gas station gas station

4555
03:11:28,800 --> 03:11:33,439
yeah like 18 okay fine

4556
03:11:31,279 --> 03:11:35,680
this one's sick though

4557
03:11:33,439 --> 03:11:37,840
i might actually buy that that's [ __ ]

4558
03:11:35,680 --> 03:11:40,000
cool

4559
03:11:37,840 --> 03:11:43,520
that looks dope i'll buy that is those

4560
03:11:40,000 --> 03:11:43,520
nipples i'm going to go off this page

4561
03:11:45,600 --> 03:11:50,720
so lottery is 300 million and bobs are

4562
03:11:49,040 --> 03:11:53,840
300k

4563
03:11:50,720 --> 03:11:57,120
how much is a league for yam change

4564
03:11:53,840 --> 03:11:59,200
for a year 300k not forever my god more

4565
03:11:57,120 --> 03:12:01,439
slash more ninja [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm so

4566
03:11:59,200 --> 03:12:02,720
happy that you know that random chatter

4567
03:12:01,439 --> 03:12:06,000
[ __ ] yes

4568
03:12:02,720 --> 03:12:06,000
um and uh

4569
03:12:07,040 --> 03:12:12,720
do you just wanna hear my you wanna hear

4570
03:12:08,880 --> 03:12:15,600
my [ __ ] what's it called my [ __ ]

4571
03:12:12,720 --> 03:12:17,279
uh numbers that are never gonna happen

4572
03:12:15,600 --> 03:12:18,880
so we can get them what was my number

4573
03:12:17,279 --> 03:12:20,880
for like actual

4574
03:12:18,880 --> 03:12:23,120
titties forever what did i say before

4575
03:12:20,880 --> 03:12:25,120
and i'll see if it was accurate

4576
03:12:23,120 --> 03:12:28,560
i reckon the minimum i'd have done

4577
03:12:25,120 --> 03:12:28,560
titties forever would have been like

4578
03:12:28,640 --> 03:12:35,600
50 to 10 10 to 50 million

4579
03:12:32,960 --> 03:12:36,960
12 okay i'll believe it it was 12

4580
03:12:35,600 --> 03:12:39,520
um

4581
03:12:36,960 --> 03:12:42,239
titties forever 12 bucks

4582
03:12:39,520 --> 03:12:44,399
uh i know i said 300k and i'd have i'd

4583
03:12:42,239 --> 03:12:47,920
get tits for a year

4584
03:12:44,399 --> 03:12:49,680
50 million that legal name change

4585
03:12:47,920 --> 03:12:52,479
you can change it back less than you'd

4586
03:12:49,680 --> 03:12:54,080
think 100k i'd change my name

4587
03:12:52,479 --> 03:12:54,880
i'd change it back immediately but i'd

4588
03:12:54,080 --> 03:12:57,900
do it

4589
03:12:54,880 --> 03:12:57,900
[Music]

4590
03:12:58,319 --> 03:13:04,479
300k times 40 years is 12 million

4591
03:13:02,319 --> 03:13:08,000
always accurate 12 million there we go

4592
03:13:04,479 --> 03:13:09,760
12 million uh yeah

4593
03:13:08,000 --> 03:13:11,680
[ __ ] what else yeah

4594
03:13:09,760 --> 03:13:14,160
easy easy

4595
03:13:11,680 --> 03:13:18,080
same rule for name change extra 100k a

4596
03:13:14,160 --> 03:13:18,080
year for a name change no 200

4597
03:13:19,120 --> 03:13:24,399
200k 100k yeah it doesn't i feel like i

4598
03:13:22,720 --> 03:13:26,800
could get over that that's easy i'm

4599
03:13:24,399 --> 03:13:28,960
filling out official 100k a year for a

4600
03:13:26,800 --> 03:13:32,160
name change easy add that to the total

4601
03:13:28,960 --> 03:13:34,560
uh an extra 4 million on that so 16

4602
03:13:32,160 --> 03:13:38,000
uh your mic is cutting in and out no

4603
03:13:34,560 --> 03:13:40,640
it's not your headphones are dumb

4604
03:13:38,000 --> 03:13:42,399
sorry i didn't mean it

4605
03:13:40,640 --> 03:13:43,600
was that a knife or a comb

4606
03:13:42,399 --> 03:13:45,760
it's neither

4607
03:13:43,600 --> 03:13:47,760
it's neither a knife or a comb

4608
03:13:45,760 --> 03:13:49,760
it's a

4609
03:13:47,760 --> 03:13:52,880
butterfly knife trainer it's just no

4610
03:13:49,760 --> 03:13:56,840
functionality but it's fun

4611
03:13:52,880 --> 03:13:56,840
filling out my loan application

4612
03:14:02,960 --> 03:14:06,880
so masculine the cost of living has a

4613
03:14:04,800 --> 03:14:09,359
fin crisis indeed

4614
03:14:06,880 --> 03:14:11,279
enough actually true i haven't adjusted

4615
03:14:09,359 --> 03:14:12,640
my prices to meet inflation if we keep

4616
03:14:11,279 --> 03:14:14,319
this going for another 10 years that

4617
03:14:12,640 --> 03:14:15,359
300k is going to be what everyone makes

4618
03:14:14,319 --> 03:14:17,279
in a month

4619
03:14:15,359 --> 03:14:19,439
like oh

4620
03:14:17,279 --> 03:14:21,040
i need to in it's been two years since i

4621
03:14:19,439 --> 03:14:25,160
must have said that i've got to up that

4622
03:14:21,040 --> 03:14:25,160
by like 15 percent

4623
03:14:26,160 --> 03:14:29,520
thing could change the name tomorrow for

4624
03:14:27,439 --> 03:14:31,750
five bucks indeed you could but i'm not

4625
03:14:29,520 --> 03:14:33,760
gonna

4626
03:14:31,750 --> 03:14:35,439
[Music]

4627
03:14:33,760 --> 03:14:36,880
what would you do if someone really

4628
03:14:35,439 --> 03:14:38,640
drops it three

4629
03:14:36,880 --> 03:14:41,200
i'd do it if someone if someone actually

4630
03:14:38,640 --> 03:14:42,960
paid me 12 million dollars and i never

4631
03:14:41,200 --> 03:14:44,640
had to work again

4632
03:14:42,960 --> 03:14:45,600
[ __ ] yeah oh

4633
03:14:44,640 --> 03:14:48,319
dude

4634
03:14:45,600 --> 03:14:50,720
i'll live life with some titties

4635
03:14:48,319 --> 03:14:53,120
what do you mean 12 million that's not

4636
03:14:50,720 --> 03:14:56,319
even just never work again that's never

4637
03:14:53,120 --> 03:15:00,640
work again and be a bougie [ __ ] forever

4638
03:14:56,319 --> 03:15:00,640
that's like [ __ ] you money forever

4639
03:15:00,960 --> 03:15:04,399
for the price of titties [ __ ] yeah dude

4640
03:15:03,120 --> 03:15:07,040
i'll take that

4641
03:15:04,399 --> 03:15:08,880
easy salary of 300 dude [ __ ] yeah i'll

4642
03:15:07,040 --> 03:15:12,000
do that

4643
03:15:08,880 --> 03:15:14,560
that face one no [ __ ] you money true

4644
03:15:12,000 --> 03:15:16,319
that'd be one hell of a charge back no

4645
03:15:14,560 --> 03:15:18,560
i'd want that cash i'd want i don't want

4646
03:15:16,319 --> 03:15:21,279
that [ __ ] cash dude i'd need that like

4647
03:15:18,560 --> 03:15:24,080
mr beast challenge video like lowered in

4648
03:15:21,279 --> 03:15:25,040
in a crate like a clear see-through case

4649
03:15:24,080 --> 03:15:27,520
on a

4650
03:15:25,040 --> 03:15:29,279
[ __ ] crane

4651
03:15:27,520 --> 03:15:30,800
quick someone find a down bad venture

4652
03:15:29,279 --> 03:15:33,359
capitalist true

4653
03:15:30,800 --> 03:15:35,120
you could pro dude seth i guarantee you

4654
03:15:33,359 --> 03:15:37,600
could you could convince a venture

4655
03:15:35,120 --> 03:15:39,600
capitalist to invest in me if i if like

4656
03:15:37,600 --> 03:15:40,960
they if i just said hey you can own 10

4657
03:15:39,600 --> 03:15:42,800
of the industry for 12. you would need

4658
03:15:40,960 --> 03:15:45,120
to work think of the boost that getting

4659
03:15:42,800 --> 03:15:47,040
titties would give you know that'd work

4660
03:15:45,120 --> 03:15:48,720
technically that'd give a return

4661
03:15:47,040 --> 03:15:50,000
uh

4662
03:15:48,720 --> 03:15:52,479
you would need to work because you need

4663
03:15:50,000 --> 03:15:52,479
to stream

4664
03:15:52,880 --> 03:15:56,640
i don't need why oh [ __ ] do you mean

4665
03:15:55,040 --> 03:15:58,560
like a million

4666
03:15:56,640 --> 03:16:01,120
where i only said get titties i didn't

4667
03:15:58,560 --> 03:16:03,840
say i didn't say stream

4668
03:16:01,120 --> 03:16:03,840
stream with them

4669
03:16:04,640 --> 03:16:07,920
yeah that makes sense

4670
03:16:06,319 --> 03:16:10,720
question how the [ __ ] do your tits look

4671
03:16:07,920 --> 03:16:12,800
so real what do you mean there's nothing

4672
03:16:10,720 --> 03:16:14,560
there's there's no cleavage there's

4673
03:16:12,800 --> 03:16:16,560
nothing there's they're not like super

4674
03:16:14,560 --> 03:16:18,080
real these things they're just round

4675
03:16:16,560 --> 03:16:19,359
orbs i mean

4676
03:16:18,080 --> 03:16:21,600
they look realistic because you don't

4677
03:16:19,359 --> 03:16:23,439
have to see them uh but they're just but

4678
03:16:21,600 --> 03:16:28,160
there's a stream you said you liked

4679
03:16:23,439 --> 03:16:30,479
having big bobs we need to renegotiate

4680
03:16:28,160 --> 03:16:31,520
true wait what i'll assume you said you

4681
03:16:30,479 --> 03:16:34,800
liked

4682
03:16:31,520 --> 03:16:37,279
my god not forever [ __ ] i take i listen

4683
03:16:34,800 --> 03:16:38,880
for i consider that like a c cup that

4684
03:16:37,279 --> 03:16:41,359
that investment that 12 million i

4685
03:16:38,880 --> 03:16:43,040
consider that like a c cup to me

4686
03:16:41,359 --> 03:16:46,239
anything bigger there's gonna get

4687
03:16:43,040 --> 03:16:47,920
exponential increases

4688
03:16:46,239 --> 03:16:50,239
but yeah solid lottery when you could do

4689
03:16:47,920 --> 03:16:52,399
it nice orbs bro

4690
03:16:50,239 --> 03:16:54,960
thank you bro have you see okay hold on

4691
03:16:52,399 --> 03:16:58,439
have you seen that thing uh

4692
03:16:54,960 --> 03:16:58,439
water balloon

4693
03:16:58,479 --> 03:17:03,279
whoops

4694
03:17:00,399 --> 03:17:05,920
have you seen that thing

4695
03:17:03,279 --> 03:17:08,720
can i show this yeah okay

4696
03:17:05,920 --> 03:17:08,720
what people do

4697
03:17:09,600 --> 03:17:12,640
is this a video

4698
03:17:11,600 --> 03:17:14,880
okay yeah

4699
03:17:12,640 --> 03:17:17,600
i think i can show this all right yeah i

4700
03:17:14,880 --> 03:17:20,960
can okay okay okay what people do is

4701
03:17:17,600 --> 03:17:22,880
they tie a string to balloons like this

4702
03:17:20,960 --> 03:17:24,640
and then they wear them on their chest

4703
03:17:22,880 --> 03:17:27,120
like that

4704
03:17:24,640 --> 03:17:29,279
beneath a shirt or something why is

4705
03:17:27,120 --> 03:17:31,520
there furry porn it's an extra 12

4706
03:17:29,279 --> 03:17:33,439
million and rose streams on a site that

4707
03:17:31,520 --> 03:17:37,040
ends in nearby what

4708
03:17:33,439 --> 03:17:38,880
anyway but yeah you do that

4709
03:17:37,040 --> 03:17:42,319
uh

4710
03:17:38,880 --> 03:17:44,399
and then they like [ __ ] jiggle

4711
03:17:42,319 --> 03:17:46,960
i kind of want to do that because that

4712
03:17:44,399 --> 03:17:47,840
sounds fun they jiggle like hell dude

4713
03:17:46,960 --> 03:17:49,680
they're

4714
03:17:47,840 --> 03:17:52,000
dude these things are nothing

4715
03:17:49,680 --> 03:17:55,840
they jiggle jiggle i want to try it i

4716
03:17:52,000 --> 03:17:55,840
want to try it i'll try it it'd be funny

4717
03:17:57,760 --> 03:18:02,000
pondering finn's orbs

4718
03:18:00,080 --> 03:18:04,080
your nails look fabulous hell yeah i

4719
03:18:02,000 --> 03:18:05,520
know i know i've got a very talented

4720
03:18:04,080 --> 03:18:07,680
nail technician

4721
03:18:05,520 --> 03:18:09,439
they fold

4722
03:18:07,680 --> 03:18:12,479
what if they pop though funny twitch

4723
03:18:09,439 --> 03:18:13,600
moment um i'll get strong ones i'll put

4724
03:18:12,479 --> 03:18:15,680
on two

4725
03:18:13,600 --> 03:18:18,680
two layers of balloon

4726
03:18:15,680 --> 03:18:18,680
um

4727
03:18:25,760 --> 03:18:29,279
i feel uncomfortable about the situation

4728
03:18:27,200 --> 03:18:31,040
i find you attractive um maybe that's it

4729
03:18:29,279 --> 03:18:33,520
maybe i should shut the [ __ ] up maybe

4730
03:18:31,040 --> 03:18:34,479
potentially who knows although

4731
03:18:33,520 --> 03:18:36,800
nice

4732
03:18:34,479 --> 03:18:40,080
12 million pounds cash i want 12 million

4733
03:18:36,800 --> 03:18:42,720
in in like actual pound coins like metal

4734
03:18:40,080 --> 03:18:44,479
or didn't change i want 12 million in

4735
03:18:42,720 --> 03:18:46,000
change

4736
03:18:44,479 --> 03:18:47,520
that's what i want

4737
03:18:46,000 --> 03:18:49,040
to to do it

4738
03:18:47,520 --> 03:18:51,040
if they're not filled with milk what's

4739
03:18:49,040 --> 03:18:54,399
the point that's funny but you can't get

4740
03:18:51,040 --> 03:18:54,399
the pressure in for that you know

4741
03:18:55,040 --> 03:19:00,479
did you see that vid of

4742
03:18:56,960 --> 03:19:00,479
big fitness but i didn't

4743
03:19:01,040 --> 03:19:05,680
an extra 12 million in rose streams on a

4744
03:19:03,200 --> 03:19:07,920
site that ends in our bay

4745
03:19:05,680 --> 03:19:10,080
you can be dude i'll just do the same

4746
03:19:07,920 --> 03:19:13,880
thing then so masculine his arms are

4747
03:19:10,080 --> 03:19:13,880
flatter than his chest

4748
03:19:20,370 --> 03:19:23,760
[Music]

4749
03:19:22,080 --> 03:19:25,760
it's mean it's mean and you know what it

4750
03:19:23,760 --> 03:19:27,120
is oh i forgot to ask i was that was i

4751
03:19:25,760 --> 03:19:30,080
saw some mountains

4752
03:19:27,120 --> 03:19:33,200
kisses and i remember you had won yeah i

4753
03:19:30,080 --> 03:19:34,319
got it cheap thanks wow chilol are they

4754
03:19:33,200 --> 03:19:37,600
any good

4755
03:19:34,319 --> 03:19:39,920
specifically for everyday use no

4756
03:19:37,600 --> 03:19:43,359
i mean they're great but no not for

4757
03:19:39,920 --> 03:19:45,840
everyday use they are a pain in the

4758
03:19:43,359 --> 03:19:48,160
chest they suck they i mean don't go

4759
03:19:45,840 --> 03:19:50,319
wrong amazing

4760
03:19:48,160 --> 03:19:51,200
it's it's a real beauty is pain thing

4761
03:19:50,319 --> 03:19:53,120
though

4762
03:19:51,200 --> 03:19:56,560
i would put it this way i would rather

4763
03:19:53,120 --> 03:19:58,800
wear a corset than those

4764
03:19:56,560 --> 03:20:01,120
it's that level of uncomfortable

4765
03:19:58,800 --> 03:20:03,359
it's it and it's not it's not like

4766
03:20:01,120 --> 03:20:05,120
uncomfortable it's more akin like of

4767
03:20:03,359 --> 03:20:07,279
course it is uncomfortable

4768
03:20:05,120 --> 03:20:09,279
they're a little bit painful if you're

4769
03:20:07,279 --> 03:20:11,520
like me and you don't have a flat chest

4770
03:20:09,279 --> 03:20:14,239
or well sorry if you're like me and you

4771
03:20:11,520 --> 03:20:16,080
oh my god if you have [ __ ] if you like

4772
03:20:14,239 --> 03:20:17,600
me and have a flat chest it hurts if

4773
03:20:16,080 --> 03:20:19,680
you're not like me and don't have a flat

4774
03:20:17,600 --> 03:20:20,960
chest which is what they're made for it

4775
03:20:19,680 --> 03:20:22,800
works because what it does when you've

4776
03:20:20,960 --> 03:20:23,920
got your orbs in check they just push

4777
03:20:22,800 --> 03:20:26,080
them together like that and they hold

4778
03:20:23,920 --> 03:20:27,920
they're great but when you're like me

4779
03:20:26,080 --> 03:20:29,840
and you've got no [ __ ] titty to speak

4780
03:20:27,920 --> 03:20:32,800
of and it's basically relying on if

4781
03:20:29,840 --> 03:20:35,279
you're at dominoes that day or not

4782
03:20:32,800 --> 03:20:36,800
they [ __ ] hurt they're not good

4783
03:20:35,279 --> 03:20:37,920
they're not like

4784
03:20:36,800 --> 03:20:40,640
i don't know i'm trying to gauge the

4785
03:20:37,920 --> 03:20:40,640
level of pain

4786
03:20:41,040 --> 03:20:43,840
um

4787
03:20:47,200 --> 03:20:51,840
you ever gotten a chinese burn is that

4788
03:20:49,520 --> 03:20:53,200
ashley [ __ ] that sounds bad now okay

4789
03:20:51,840 --> 03:20:54,720
they've got to be called something else

4790
03:20:53,200 --> 03:20:56,720
because now that sounds like a little

4791
03:20:54,720 --> 03:20:58,160
racist you know what i mean when like

4792
03:20:56,720 --> 03:21:00,399
they twist your wrist

4793
03:20:58,160 --> 03:21:01,680
like school kid thing

4794
03:21:00,399 --> 03:21:04,000
that's what they called it when i was in

4795
03:21:01,680 --> 03:21:06,160
school is that racist i don't know if

4796
03:21:04,000 --> 03:21:08,160
that's racist uh oh

4797
03:21:06,160 --> 03:21:10,399
indian burn oh god okay so we're just

4798
03:21:08,160 --> 03:21:12,640
putting it on a bunch of cultures um

4799
03:21:10,399 --> 03:21:14,880
cancel him i'm sorry but yeah it was

4800
03:21:12,640 --> 03:21:16,000
like a thing

4801
03:21:14,880 --> 03:21:18,560
oh wow

4802
03:21:16,000 --> 03:21:19,439
oh my god it americans call it indian

4803
03:21:18,560 --> 03:21:21,520
burn

4804
03:21:19,439 --> 03:21:22,880
also that's getting automotive auto

4805
03:21:21,520 --> 03:21:23,680
modded

4806
03:21:22,880 --> 03:21:25,439
and

4807
03:21:23,680 --> 03:21:28,000
in britain we call it chinese burn how

4808
03:21:25,439 --> 03:21:29,760
what an interesting culture shock how

4809
03:21:28,000 --> 03:21:31,359
strange

4810
03:21:29,760 --> 03:21:33,359
i can't think of a reason for that

4811
03:21:31,359 --> 03:21:35,600
either because england definitely has a

4812
03:21:33,359 --> 03:21:38,479
higher indian population right

4813
03:21:35,600 --> 03:21:39,600
that is so strange anyway

4814
03:21:38,479 --> 03:21:41,359
maybe that's why they didn't want to

4815
03:21:39,600 --> 03:21:42,239
insult them because there's more

4816
03:21:41,359 --> 03:21:43,439
anyway

4817
03:21:42,239 --> 03:21:45,600
either way there's got to be a better

4818
03:21:43,439 --> 03:21:47,760
word for it uh when they twist your

4819
03:21:45,600 --> 03:21:49,120
wrist it like if you just keep doing

4820
03:21:47,760 --> 03:21:50,880
that

4821
03:21:49,120 --> 03:21:52,640
this is exactly okay

4822
03:21:50,880 --> 03:21:54,479
right now do this

4823
03:21:52,640 --> 03:21:55,439
and just keep twisting until you really

4824
03:21:54,479 --> 03:21:57,040
can't

4825
03:21:55,439 --> 03:21:58,640
like i think you can't really twist any

4826
03:21:57,040 --> 03:22:01,120
because it's a similar feeling to the

4827
03:21:58,640 --> 03:22:02,479
burn you get from spice

4828
03:22:01,120 --> 03:22:03,600
i guess so

4829
03:22:02,479 --> 03:22:06,000
like

4830
03:22:03,600 --> 03:22:08,720
do this until it doesn't require like

4831
03:22:06,000 --> 03:22:09,920
you to force it but it's a little stingy

4832
03:22:08,720 --> 03:22:11,680
stinky

4833
03:22:09,920 --> 03:22:13,279
that's the amount of pain it gives on

4834
03:22:11,680 --> 03:22:15,760
both both chests that's what it

4835
03:22:13,279 --> 03:22:17,680
constantly feel like feels like

4836
03:22:15,760 --> 03:22:19,279
with a corset you can wear it and it's

4837
03:22:17,680 --> 03:22:20,399
like that's uncomfortable and then you

4838
03:22:19,279 --> 03:22:21,760
forget about it

4839
03:22:20,399 --> 03:22:23,439
and you can kind of go along with your

4840
03:22:21,760 --> 03:22:24,880
day until someone else mentions you're

4841
03:22:23,439 --> 03:22:25,840
wearing corset and then you remember it

4842
03:22:24,880 --> 03:22:27,680
and then it's like oh [ __ ] it's

4843
03:22:25,840 --> 03:22:29,439
uncomfortable again with this it's like

4844
03:22:27,680 --> 03:22:31,120
constant it never really goes away it's

4845
03:22:29,439 --> 03:22:33,279
constantly like this

4846
03:22:31,120 --> 03:22:35,760
you know so it's a bit of a pain in the

4847
03:22:33,279 --> 03:22:37,359
chest uh pain in the nips and it's on

4848
03:22:35,760 --> 03:22:38,239
your [ __ ] nipple

4849
03:22:37,359 --> 03:22:40,160
ah

4850
03:22:38,239 --> 03:22:42,399
it's on your nip so it's kind of extra

4851
03:22:40,160 --> 03:22:43,920
bit chilly listen it's great for photos

4852
03:22:42,399 --> 03:22:47,760
it's great for all

4853
03:22:43,920 --> 03:22:50,640
a few hours in the day great

4854
03:22:47,760 --> 03:22:52,960
jesus women have it so easy that they

4855
03:22:50,640 --> 03:22:55,040
don't have to do what i do started

4856
03:22:52,960 --> 03:22:56,800
watching you what would you recommend

4857
03:22:55,040 --> 03:23:00,640
for new streamers when it comes to

4858
03:22:56,800 --> 03:23:04,560
lighting yours is amazing

4859
03:23:00,640 --> 03:23:05,439
850 dollars baby oh my god you son of a

4860
03:23:04,560 --> 03:23:08,880
[ __ ]

4861
03:23:05,439 --> 03:23:11,279
i knew it would come in handy 850

4862
03:23:08,880 --> 03:23:13,359
let's [ __ ] go lighting is amazing i

4863
03:23:11,279 --> 03:23:17,080
got a compliment on it unprompted 12

4864
03:23:13,359 --> 03:23:17,080
million one 850.

4865
03:23:23,120 --> 03:23:28,640
let's go let's go

4866
03:23:25,840 --> 03:23:31,120
thank you uh it was 850

4867
03:23:28,640 --> 03:23:33,120
don't buy it it was it's not good i

4868
03:23:31,120 --> 03:23:34,000
forgot what it's called i mean it's

4869
03:23:33,120 --> 03:23:35,439
great

4870
03:23:34,000 --> 03:23:37,120
it's great

4871
03:23:35,439 --> 03:23:38,640
it was so worth the money i've got to go

4872
03:23:37,120 --> 03:23:41,439
to sleep thinking it was worth the money

4873
03:23:38,640 --> 03:23:42,960
it was worth the money um but there's

4874
03:23:41,439 --> 03:23:44,479
different ones you can buy for like 100

4875
03:23:42,960 --> 03:23:46,640
bucks and they probably look the exact

4876
03:23:44,479 --> 03:23:48,880
same on camera um

4877
03:23:46,640 --> 03:23:51,439
actual tips on lighting uh wait what are

4878
03:23:48,880 --> 03:23:54,160
you what do you want to do

4879
03:23:51,439 --> 03:23:55,600
just new streamers uh oh soda gave me

4880
03:23:54,160 --> 03:23:58,560
this tip so i'm gonna give it away for

4881
03:23:55,600 --> 03:24:00,560
you to free what give it away to you to

4882
03:23:58,560 --> 03:24:03,120
you for free

4883
03:24:00,560 --> 03:24:05,760
having an actual light in the background

4884
03:24:03,120 --> 03:24:05,760
looks good

4885
03:24:09,680 --> 03:24:13,359
i went to film school i took media

4886
03:24:11,359 --> 03:24:15,680
studies dude it's sick

4887
03:24:13,359 --> 03:24:19,040
with the dude

4888
03:24:15,680 --> 03:24:21,120
talent uh i'm gonna make a ted talk soon

4889
03:24:19,040 --> 03:24:23,760
i have a light up there you can kind of

4890
03:24:21,120 --> 03:24:25,680
sort of tell i have a light up there uh

4891
03:24:23,760 --> 03:24:29,279
it's real scuffed it just sort of half

4892
03:24:25,680 --> 03:24:31,120
it's like 45 degrees

4893
03:24:29,279 --> 03:24:32,720
it's pretty good makes one half my face

4894
03:24:31,120 --> 03:24:35,439
slightly more in shadow than the other

4895
03:24:32,720 --> 03:24:36,160
and then as the monitor dead in front of

4896
03:24:35,439 --> 03:24:37,359
me

4897
03:24:36,160 --> 03:24:40,720
look i'll show you what happens when i

4898
03:24:37,359 --> 03:24:42,239
turn when i put something else on

4899
03:24:40,720 --> 03:24:45,120
i think this is a bit more flat and

4900
03:24:42,239 --> 03:24:46,560
boring and having like a white thing

4901
03:24:45,120 --> 03:24:49,520
there kind of makes everything a bit

4902
03:24:46,560 --> 03:24:51,120
more bright you know just a monitor in

4903
03:24:49,520 --> 03:24:53,120
front of me i don't like the idea of

4904
03:24:51,120 --> 03:24:54,720
setting up like real studio lighting

4905
03:24:53,120 --> 03:24:56,160
because it's gonna [ __ ] with my brain

4906
03:24:54,720 --> 03:24:57,120
and i like to just be comfortable on

4907
03:24:56,160 --> 03:24:58,880
stream

4908
03:24:57,120 --> 03:25:00,960
um so i just sort of have a monitor in

4909
03:24:58,880 --> 03:25:02,160
front of me and it's bright enough

4910
03:25:00,960 --> 03:25:04,160
um

4911
03:25:02,160 --> 03:25:06,160
but my room's really well lit

4912
03:25:04,160 --> 03:25:08,800
cameras can dim down

4913
03:25:06,160 --> 03:25:10,479
pretty much infinitely so you can blast

4914
03:25:08,800 --> 03:25:12,000
the room with as much light as you can

4915
03:25:10,479 --> 03:25:13,840
physically handle and it's going to look

4916
03:25:12,000 --> 03:25:15,840
better and then you just make it look

4917
03:25:13,840 --> 03:25:18,319
normal on camera but

4918
03:25:15,840 --> 03:25:20,399
you want to do that

4919
03:25:18,319 --> 03:25:23,520
like you know

4920
03:25:20,399 --> 03:25:24,640
i'd say like a a 30 difference between

4921
03:25:23,520 --> 03:25:26,399
the light that's hitting you and the

4922
03:25:24,640 --> 03:25:27,600
light that's everywhere else otherwise

4923
03:25:26,399 --> 03:25:29,279
it's going to be just

4924
03:25:27,600 --> 03:25:30,239
your face is going to be just gigger

4925
03:25:29,279 --> 03:25:31,359
bright

4926
03:25:30,239 --> 03:25:33,040
so

4927
03:25:31,359 --> 03:25:34,399
don't don't like you you saw when i

4928
03:25:33,040 --> 03:25:35,840
brought that light over see how that's

4929
03:25:34,399 --> 03:25:37,359
like just white in the middle like a

4930
03:25:35,840 --> 03:25:39,279
lightsaber

4931
03:25:37,359 --> 03:25:41,760
uh and that's like

4932
03:25:39,279 --> 03:25:45,359
you know [ __ ] the camera's like

4933
03:25:41,760 --> 03:25:46,880
[ __ ] whatever if i if i turn the uh

4934
03:25:45,359 --> 03:25:49,200
some setting on the camera down that

4935
03:25:46,880 --> 03:25:51,680
will just become all pink

4936
03:25:49,200 --> 03:25:53,840
but everything else will be dark as hell

4937
03:25:51,680 --> 03:25:55,680
iso it's probably not iso it's something

4938
03:25:53,840 --> 03:25:57,520
else

4939
03:25:55,680 --> 03:25:59,040
but i'm not good at lighting that's soda

4940
03:25:57,520 --> 03:26:02,000
soda is genuinely really good they

4941
03:25:59,040 --> 03:26:03,680
stream on a [ __ ] red

4942
03:26:02,000 --> 03:26:06,000
dude

4943
03:26:03,680 --> 03:26:08,239
i'm kidding about that i stream on a red

4944
03:26:06,000 --> 03:26:10,239
something like a five thousand dollar

4945
03:26:08,239 --> 03:26:11,120
camera and then plus lenses for the

4946
03:26:10,239 --> 03:26:12,399
thing

4947
03:26:11,120 --> 03:26:14,239
oh

4948
03:26:12,399 --> 03:26:16,239
that's their webcam

4949
03:26:14,239 --> 03:26:19,200
five thousand dollar webcam my go i love

4950
03:26:16,239 --> 03:26:22,479
your choker thank you it's the same

4951
03:26:19,200 --> 03:26:25,040
every eagle uses it's the it's the most

4952
03:26:22,479 --> 03:26:26,880
common one red komodo yeah dude

4953
03:26:25,040 --> 03:26:28,000
oh

4954
03:26:26,880 --> 03:26:30,560
i'm gonna google it just so you know

4955
03:26:28,000 --> 03:26:30,560
what i'm on about

4956
03:26:31,439 --> 03:26:36,399
look finn so masculine when i told them

4957
03:26:34,399 --> 03:26:38,160
about my friend wearing a made outfit

4958
03:26:36,399 --> 03:26:40,160
for stream this is what so the first

4959
03:26:38,160 --> 03:26:44,399
question was if they would wear makeup

4960
03:26:40,160 --> 03:26:44,399
because i'm really good at makeup

4961
03:26:45,120 --> 03:26:48,160
wait uh i told them about uh my friend

4962
03:26:46,880 --> 03:26:49,920
wearing a magic on stream their first

4963
03:26:48,160 --> 03:26:51,120
question was if

4964
03:26:49,920 --> 03:26:53,760
if they would wear makeup because i'm

4965
03:26:51,120 --> 03:26:53,760
really gonna make it

4966
03:26:55,040 --> 03:26:58,160
[ __ ] yeah

4967
03:26:56,319 --> 03:27:01,600
nice

4968
03:26:58,160 --> 03:27:03,840
99 of women kiss with their eyes closed

4969
03:27:01,600 --> 03:27:06,560
it's why rapists are so difficult to

4970
03:27:03,840 --> 03:27:08,880
identify ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

4971
03:27:06,560 --> 03:27:13,560
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

4972
03:27:08,880 --> 03:27:13,560
ha ha ha ha ha ha

4973
03:27:14,479 --> 03:27:17,120
what the [ __ ]

4974
03:27:18,160 --> 03:27:21,279
what the [ __ ]

4975
03:27:19,590 --> 03:27:23,600
[Music]

4976
03:27:21,279 --> 03:27:27,439
it's not even entertaining why at least

4977
03:27:23,600 --> 03:27:29,840
be funny messy it's been messy for years

4978
03:27:27,439 --> 03:27:33,200
uh

4979
03:27:29,840 --> 03:27:34,640
i i made the mess it it hasn't no untrue

4980
03:27:33,200 --> 03:27:37,120
it has not been messy for years it's

4981
03:27:34,640 --> 03:27:39,920
been messy for about three hours get it

4982
03:27:37,120 --> 03:27:41,680
right um it's been messy for three hours

4983
03:27:39,920 --> 03:27:43,439
uh

4984
03:27:41,680 --> 03:27:45,200
but i i just did an unboxing i'll clean

4985
03:27:43,439 --> 03:27:47,439
it up later some other someone else will

4986
03:27:45,200 --> 03:27:51,040
do it the maid will the staff

4987
03:27:47,439 --> 03:27:52,399
guys uh it's uh [ __ ] uh my pa can you

4988
03:27:51,040 --> 03:27:54,720
[ __ ] clean this up while i'm done

4989
03:27:52,399 --> 03:27:55,920
thanks buddy

4990
03:27:54,720 --> 03:27:58,560
just pretend you heard them from the

4991
03:27:55,920 --> 03:28:00,800
background going like yes finn um

4992
03:27:58,560 --> 03:28:03,840
yes uh ceo

4993
03:28:00,800 --> 03:28:06,319
your dad was a made outfit now

4994
03:28:03,840 --> 03:28:07,200
well he has to when i'm here i don't you

4995
03:28:06,319 --> 03:28:09,680
know

4996
03:28:07,200 --> 03:28:11,120
it's a rule the heels too

4997
03:28:09,680 --> 03:28:12,560
but you know he doesn't like them

4998
03:28:11,120 --> 03:28:14,560
because they're uncomfortable what a

4999
03:28:12,560 --> 03:28:16,000
[ __ ] anyway

5000
03:28:14,560 --> 03:28:17,439
soda cat's building legos right now yeah

5001
03:28:16,000 --> 03:28:19,760
dude look at that look at that video

5002
03:28:17,439 --> 03:28:22,319
quality it's absurd

5003
03:28:19,760 --> 03:28:24,000
uh oh i look i'll show you so you don't

5004
03:28:22,319 --> 03:28:26,319
have to watch the stupid stream look at

5005
03:28:24,000 --> 03:28:28,319
that [ __ ] video quality on the on top

5006
03:28:26,319 --> 03:28:29,600
thing my camera it's not even [ __ ]

5007
03:28:28,319 --> 03:28:32,319
thingy

5008
03:28:29,600 --> 03:28:34,479
i guarantee this is like 6k

5009
03:28:32,319 --> 03:28:35,840
over 4k dude that light in the

5010
03:28:34,479 --> 03:28:37,439
background's the same that's the one

5011
03:28:35,840 --> 03:28:39,680
they lied to me and said i should get

5012
03:28:37,439 --> 03:28:41,200
and i did

5013
03:28:39,680 --> 03:28:43,439
and it wasn't worth it

5014
03:28:41,200 --> 03:28:44,640
it wasn't worth it soda just shells out

5015
03:28:43,439 --> 03:28:46,640
for expensive

5016
03:28:44,640 --> 03:28:47,840
film equipment because there are thanks

5017
03:28:46,640 --> 03:28:51,040
to ours

5018
03:28:47,840 --> 03:28:51,040
for my sub gift

5019
03:28:51,359 --> 03:28:55,040
oh hey tab

5020
03:28:52,800 --> 03:28:58,239
pay for it yourself i gave you an extra

5021
03:28:55,040 --> 03:29:00,880
ten dollars given hi hello smiley face

5022
03:28:58,239 --> 03:29:03,840
hello thanks for the thousand bits [ __ ]

5023
03:29:00,880 --> 03:29:07,279
yeah that's ten dollars baby

5024
03:29:03,840 --> 03:29:08,239
sodas soda is high class true so does

5025
03:29:07,279 --> 03:29:11,439
[ __ ]

5026
03:29:08,239 --> 03:29:13,760
shout is high maintenance man gotta buy

5027
03:29:11,439 --> 03:29:15,040
a camp by buying blame [ __ ] a ton of

5028
03:29:13,760 --> 03:29:19,359
cameras

5029
03:29:15,040 --> 03:29:20,399
big big uh big l to uh soda's uh soda's

5030
03:29:19,359 --> 03:29:21,680
girlfriend

5031
03:29:20,399 --> 03:29:23,359
[ __ ]

5032
03:29:21,680 --> 03:29:26,479
so expensive to deal with

5033
03:29:23,359 --> 03:29:26,479
cinematography nerd

5034
03:29:28,720 --> 03:29:34,840
in fairness rose your [ __ ] outlets nicer

5035
03:29:31,279 --> 03:29:34,840
even with the mess

5036
03:29:34,960 --> 03:29:38,319
[ __ ] yeah i mean

5037
03:29:37,040 --> 03:29:40,800
it would look really good if there

5038
03:29:38,319 --> 03:29:42,239
wasn't as much mess if it was toned down

5039
03:29:40,800 --> 03:29:43,760
a little bit it'd be really nice like i

5040
03:29:42,239 --> 03:29:45,200
don't need the amount of

5041
03:29:43,760 --> 03:29:47,439
it's been

5042
03:29:45,200 --> 03:29:49,600
donated i have come a long way since i

5043
03:29:47,439 --> 03:29:52,399
started watching you for the first time

5044
03:29:49,600 --> 03:29:54,319
now it's been two years let's go i know

5045
03:29:52,399 --> 03:29:58,800
let's [ __ ] go jessica nice to see you

5046
03:29:54,319 --> 03:30:01,040
again hello i'm still on my [ __ ]

5047
03:29:58,800 --> 03:30:06,399
can you take a look at the discord media

5048
03:30:01,040 --> 03:30:06,399
channel yukio kamaru is my discord name

5049
03:30:07,200 --> 03:30:10,640
should i oh [ __ ] hold on

5050
03:30:12,080 --> 03:30:15,920
one sec

5051
03:30:13,120 --> 03:30:18,000
oh thank god oh i got an ominous message

5052
03:30:15,920 --> 03:30:19,920
from my editor and it was it's fine they

5053
03:30:18,000 --> 03:30:22,399
were just bailing me let's go

5054
03:30:19,920 --> 03:30:24,160
it's fine i can i can shout out the the

5055
03:30:22,399 --> 03:30:24,960
oh my god

5056
03:30:24,160 --> 03:30:27,359
like

5057
03:30:24,960 --> 03:30:29,279
[ __ ] sorry i checked discord dms and

5058
03:30:27,359 --> 03:30:31,439
it's like my editor sending me a bill

5059
03:30:29,279 --> 03:30:32,720
and seth sending me a literal link to a

5060
03:30:31,439 --> 03:30:35,680
butt plug

5061
03:30:32,720 --> 03:30:39,040
anyway uh um

5062
03:30:35,680 --> 03:30:40,800
fur staff what hold on there's a [ __ ]

5063
03:30:39,040 --> 03:30:42,560
staff channel called staff furry

5064
03:30:40,800 --> 03:30:45,520
roleplay tab

5065
03:30:42,560 --> 03:30:49,200
what the [ __ ] is going on in my discord

5066
03:30:45,520 --> 03:30:49,200
why is there a furry in there

5067
03:30:54,160 --> 03:30:57,439
camp

5068
03:30:55,680 --> 03:31:01,680
will you allow this what am i paying you

5069
03:30:57,439 --> 03:31:01,680
for okay let me see media media media

5070
03:31:07,040 --> 03:31:11,439
oh yeah oh [ __ ]

5071
03:31:08,880 --> 03:31:12,960
okay this is what was sent

5072
03:31:11,439 --> 03:31:15,040
yeah this is pretty much what my dad

5073
03:31:12,960 --> 03:31:16,399
looks like when he whenever he has to

5074
03:31:15,040 --> 03:31:18,000
clean the house

5075
03:31:16,399 --> 03:31:20,399
uh

5076
03:31:18,000 --> 03:31:22,160
where'd they get that i wonder i have a

5077
03:31:20,399 --> 03:31:24,399
plethora of made up

5078
03:31:22,160 --> 03:31:27,279
do you want to see what i found

5079
03:31:24,399 --> 03:31:28,800
in my drawer that i haven't worn

5080
03:31:27,279 --> 03:31:30,880
i'll show you it because for obvious

5081
03:31:28,800 --> 03:31:33,600
reasons i have not worn it you want to

5082
03:31:30,880 --> 03:31:33,600
see it hold on

5083
03:31:34,399 --> 03:31:37,840
what what what's that one song that we

5084
03:31:36,000 --> 03:31:39,760
love

5085
03:31:37,840 --> 03:31:43,399
what does it sound like then um i'm

5086
03:31:39,760 --> 03:31:43,399
trying to think of it

5087
03:31:44,590 --> 03:31:52,599
[Music]

5088
03:31:56,670 --> 03:32:01,960
[Music]

5089
03:31:59,279 --> 03:32:12,069
do

5090
03:32:01,960 --> 03:32:12,069
[Music]

5091
03:32:14,300 --> 03:32:20,399
[Music]

5092
03:32:18,000 --> 03:32:20,399
hello

5093
03:32:21,120 --> 03:32:25,600
hi

5094
03:32:22,960 --> 03:32:27,520
um so i found this in my drawer i don't

5095
03:32:25,600 --> 03:32:29,680
before you ask i have no idea when i

5096
03:32:27,520 --> 03:32:31,600
bought it it was in the like it was in

5097
03:32:29,680 --> 03:32:32,399
the drawer that i've got designated as

5098
03:32:31,600 --> 03:32:36,880
the

5099
03:32:32,399 --> 03:32:38,800
[ __ ] i'll maybe wear like it just

5100
03:32:36,880 --> 03:32:40,160
so many lost outfits in there that i

5101
03:32:38,800 --> 03:32:41,120
bought like years ago and just never

5102
03:32:40,160 --> 03:32:43,439
wore

5103
03:32:41,120 --> 03:32:44,960
so here's the thing it's one of the bin

5104
03:32:43,439 --> 03:32:46,239
bag made outfits

5105
03:32:44,960 --> 03:32:47,120
pretty normal

5106
03:32:46,239 --> 03:32:49,200
um

5107
03:32:47,120 --> 03:32:53,279
it's still you know

5108
03:32:49,200 --> 03:32:54,479
shiny maid outfit uh latexy looking

5109
03:32:53,279 --> 03:32:57,439
thing

5110
03:32:54,479 --> 03:33:00,960
here's where it gets a little um

5111
03:32:57,439 --> 03:33:00,960
it's not really a dress

5112
03:33:01,120 --> 03:33:05,600
it's more of a

5113
03:33:02,960 --> 03:33:08,239
it's um

5114
03:33:05,600 --> 03:33:10,000
it's um

5115
03:33:08,239 --> 03:33:12,560
there's a reason why i didn't wear i

5116
03:33:10,000 --> 03:33:14,720
haven't worn it

5117
03:33:12,560 --> 03:33:17,680
so that's what i found recently i don't

5118
03:33:14,720 --> 03:33:18,960
know why though that's a maybe

5119
03:33:17,680 --> 03:33:21,760
to what

5120
03:33:18,960 --> 03:33:23,520
maybe what hello archmage maybe what

5121
03:33:21,760 --> 03:33:25,760
save your money

5122
03:33:23,520 --> 03:33:27,520
for next stream i'm gonna do a [ __ ]

5123
03:33:25,760 --> 03:33:29,920
goal what

5124
03:33:27,520 --> 03:33:31,680
put a skirt on why would i wear this one

5125
03:33:29,920 --> 03:33:33,760
and not does anyone else have major

5126
03:33:31,680 --> 03:33:35,760
cognitive dissonance when you go from

5127
03:33:33,760 --> 03:33:38,319
seeing finn on stream versus finn on

5128
03:33:35,760 --> 03:33:40,960
youtube cause your youtube is like

5129
03:33:38,319 --> 03:33:42,239
typical minecraft vids and then your

5130
03:33:40,960 --> 03:33:44,720
stream is

5131
03:33:42,239 --> 03:33:46,800
this yes

5132
03:33:44,720 --> 03:33:48,720
my streamers are my compared to my

5133
03:33:46,800 --> 03:33:50,080
minecraft channel my stream's a lot more

5134
03:33:48,720 --> 03:33:54,640
for the um

5135
03:33:50,080 --> 03:33:54,640
i don't know cultured individuals uh

5136
03:33:55,359 --> 03:33:58,560
i try and maintain the

5137
03:33:57,100 --> 03:34:01,359
[Music]

5138
03:33:58,560 --> 03:34:02,720
i don't know there's a bit of class to

5139
03:34:01,359 --> 03:34:04,479
my streams that there isn't for the

5140
03:34:02,720 --> 03:34:07,760
minecraft channel like

5141
03:34:04,479 --> 03:34:10,399
i try and really cater to my uh

5142
03:34:07,760 --> 03:34:13,680
on the house to say this uh

5143
03:34:10,399 --> 03:34:15,640
estrogen impaired audience here uh this

5144
03:34:13,680 --> 03:34:17,200
is purely

5145
03:34:15,640 --> 03:34:18,160
testosterone-filled

5146
03:34:17,200 --> 03:34:20,960
[ __ ]

5147
03:34:18,160 --> 03:34:22,880
bonanza it is

5148
03:34:20,960 --> 03:34:24,479
it's for men i i'm you know what i'm not

5149
03:34:22,880 --> 03:34:26,960
afraid to say it

5150
03:34:24,479 --> 03:34:29,680
i make content for men

5151
03:34:26,960 --> 03:34:30,399
and and

5152
03:34:29,680 --> 03:34:32,399
and

5153
03:34:30,399 --> 03:34:34,720
strong ones at that

5154
03:34:32,399 --> 03:34:34,720
i i

5155
03:34:36,160 --> 03:34:39,040
you know what finally i'll come out and

5156
03:34:37,680 --> 03:34:42,040
say

5157
03:34:39,040 --> 03:34:42,040
women

5158
03:34:42,080 --> 03:34:44,640
not good

5159
03:34:48,470 --> 03:34:51,680
[Music]

5160
03:34:55,600 --> 03:34:57,840
[ __ ]

5161
03:34:58,880 --> 03:35:02,960
i don't like him i'm scared of them

5162
03:35:04,399 --> 03:35:08,880
i don't know how to talk to them

5163
03:35:06,640 --> 03:35:09,840
they make me scared and i run home to

5164
03:35:08,880 --> 03:35:11,920
mommy

5165
03:35:09,840 --> 03:35:14,399
i don't get strong me watching them on

5166
03:35:11,920 --> 03:35:14,399
stream

5167
03:35:14,960 --> 03:35:17,600
that felt cool

5168
03:35:16,399 --> 03:35:19,040
uh

5169
03:35:17,600 --> 03:35:20,160
rose is right there you want strong me

5170
03:35:19,040 --> 03:35:22,560
watch

5171
03:35:20,160 --> 03:35:24,080
if you're not literally or i make

5172
03:35:22,560 --> 03:35:26,880
content for people currently in the

5173
03:35:24,080 --> 03:35:29,200
middle of the world f1n and les gang f1

5174
03:35:26,880 --> 03:35:31,760
and then peg champ [ __ ] yeah peg champ

5175
03:35:29,200 --> 03:35:34,000
baby thanks for the three month sub

5176
03:35:31,760 --> 03:35:38,000
picture baby

5177
03:35:34,000 --> 03:35:39,279
stream is just modern day athens

5178
03:35:38,000 --> 03:35:40,720
yes

5179
03:35:39,279 --> 03:35:42,399
yes

5180
03:35:40,720 --> 03:35:44,080
which one was the there's a meme with

5181
03:35:42,399 --> 03:35:45,600
about is it romans

5182
03:35:44,080 --> 03:35:48,080
that they they they were into their

5183
03:35:45,600 --> 03:35:49,439
femboys or something or is that a meme i

5184
03:35:48,080 --> 03:35:52,000
know i've seen that

5185
03:35:49,439 --> 03:35:55,200
without the oil

5186
03:35:52,000 --> 03:35:57,120
one of them's that one of them is that

5187
03:35:55,200 --> 03:35:59,359
doesn't get the joke i clearly don't

5188
03:35:57,120 --> 03:35:59,359
[ __ ]

5189
03:35:59,760 --> 03:36:03,520
hell yeah i love men indeed

5190
03:36:03,920 --> 03:36:07,920
greek athens loved men and hated women

5191
03:36:06,239 --> 03:36:09,200
let's [ __ ] go

5192
03:36:07,920 --> 03:36:10,960
exactly

5193
03:36:09,200 --> 03:36:12,160
it's a great it's an app description

5194
03:36:10,960 --> 03:36:13,680
then

5195
03:36:12,160 --> 03:36:17,200
finally

5196
03:36:13,680 --> 03:36:19,680
do a poll on gender identity

5197
03:36:17,200 --> 03:36:21,680
no i don't think i will

5198
03:36:19,680 --> 03:36:23,359
i already know it

5199
03:36:21,680 --> 03:36:25,760
it's probably going to be a hundred

5200
03:36:23,359 --> 03:36:28,560
percent finn get it right it's not east

5201
03:36:25,760 --> 03:36:31,439
region or testosterone the only chemical

5202
03:36:28,560 --> 03:36:32,399
that matters is caffeine

5203
03:36:31,439 --> 03:36:34,960
i have

5204
03:36:32,399 --> 03:36:36,479
i have started taking testosterone and

5205
03:36:34,960 --> 03:36:38,500
estrogen blockers and have been

5206
03:36:36,479 --> 03:36:39,920
supplementing it with

5207
03:36:38,500 --> 03:36:42,000
[Music]

5208
03:36:39,920 --> 03:36:43,920
crt

5209
03:36:42,000 --> 03:36:46,319
caffeine replacement therapy so what

5210
03:36:43,920 --> 03:36:48,160
would you rate it out of 10 i am no

5211
03:36:46,319 --> 03:36:50,000
longer i would go far if i start

5212
03:36:48,160 --> 03:36:53,520
streaming in that too

5213
03:36:50,000 --> 03:36:56,640
yes i am no longer gendered i am a i am

5214
03:36:53,520 --> 03:36:59,359
a monster of only energy

5215
03:36:56,640 --> 03:37:03,040
there is no gender anymore there is only

5216
03:36:59,359 --> 03:37:05,760
hype there is only loud there is only

5217
03:37:03,040 --> 03:37:08,800
there is only awake

5218
03:37:05,760 --> 03:37:11,439
crt god damn right

5219
03:37:08,800 --> 03:37:14,080
caffeine replacement therapy no

5220
03:37:11,439 --> 03:37:17,279
testosterone no estrogen

5221
03:37:14,080 --> 03:37:19,760
caffeine only flows through my veins

5222
03:37:17,279 --> 03:37:21,680
i've replaced my blood with red bull

5223
03:37:19,760 --> 03:37:24,479
sugar-free i want to be healthy

5224
03:37:21,680 --> 03:37:26,160
uh and dude

5225
03:37:24,479 --> 03:37:28,399
i saw me again would you write what

5226
03:37:26,160 --> 03:37:31,840
would you rate it out of ten the light

5227
03:37:28,399 --> 03:37:31,840
or [ __ ] what do you mean

5228
03:37:32,239 --> 03:37:38,319
all the maid dress oh [ __ ]

5229
03:37:35,520 --> 03:37:40,080
the major i should do so well

5230
03:37:38,319 --> 03:37:41,120
i want to know where to get it the mage

5231
03:37:40,080 --> 03:37:43,279
rest would do

5232
03:37:41,120 --> 03:37:44,960
great definitely get it i'd buy it if i

5233
03:37:43,279 --> 03:37:47,680
knew where to get it from buy the maid

5234
03:37:44,960 --> 03:37:49,120
dress by the mood

5235
03:37:47,680 --> 03:37:51,760
um

5236
03:37:49,120 --> 03:37:53,359
loud equals funny indeed loud and fast

5237
03:37:51,760 --> 03:37:56,160
equals funny which explains all of my

5238
03:37:53,359 --> 03:37:56,160
minecraft videos

5239
03:37:56,840 --> 03:38:03,040
uh better bust out the coaxial cables

5240
03:38:00,319 --> 03:38:04,960
what the [ __ ] does that mean

5241
03:38:03,040 --> 03:38:06,720
i'm a straight male

5242
03:38:04,960 --> 03:38:09,040
i don't believe you

5243
03:38:06,720 --> 03:38:10,319
[ __ ] no you're not

5244
03:38:09,040 --> 03:38:13,520
listen

5245
03:38:10,319 --> 03:38:13,520
he's a straight mail

5246
03:38:15,680 --> 03:38:19,120
camera

5247
03:38:16,880 --> 03:38:22,680
my [ __ ] office gag doesn't work if

5248
03:38:19,120 --> 03:38:22,680
you're not on

5249
03:38:33,439 --> 03:38:36,439
uh

5250
03:38:43,120 --> 03:38:47,120
can you [ __ ]

5251
03:38:45,199 --> 03:38:48,800
this is why i changed camera

5252
03:38:47,120 --> 03:38:52,080
uh lumix

5253
03:38:48,800 --> 03:38:55,279
g5 suck my ball loom the lumix g5 can

5254
03:38:52,080 --> 03:38:56,960
suck my [ __ ] and balls

5255
03:38:55,279 --> 03:38:57,920
not really it's just a camera it can't

5256
03:38:56,960 --> 03:39:00,960
do that

5257
03:38:57,920 --> 03:39:03,520
but it's pretty shitty

5258
03:39:00,960 --> 03:39:04,960
[ __ ] it's supposed to focus

5259
03:39:03,520 --> 03:39:07,120
why not buggers

5260
03:39:04,960 --> 03:39:09,359
look at it what the heck

5261
03:39:07,120 --> 03:39:10,960
i don't like that

5262
03:39:09,359 --> 03:39:13,359
maybe it's trying to save you from that

5263
03:39:10,960 --> 03:39:14,479
amount of mess that's over there

5264
03:39:13,359 --> 03:39:16,239
my god

5265
03:39:14,479 --> 03:39:17,760
got a reese's camera rizza's taking it

5266
03:39:16,239 --> 03:39:20,000
with her because she's in [ __ ]

5267
03:39:17,760 --> 03:39:22,000
germany

5268
03:39:20,000 --> 03:39:23,170
it's focused like here what the hell

5269
03:39:22,000 --> 03:39:26,560
hold on

5270
03:39:23,170 --> 03:39:28,800
[Music]

5271
03:39:26,560 --> 03:39:30,880
red bull got sued about using red bull

5272
03:39:28,800 --> 03:39:33,680
gives you wings in their ads

5273
03:39:30,880 --> 03:39:35,760
now it's red bull gives you bobs

5274
03:39:33,680 --> 03:39:37,920
that's fine

5275
03:39:35,760 --> 03:39:41,439
actually get sued i remember i sort of

5276
03:39:37,920 --> 03:39:41,439
can't remember that from something

5277
03:39:41,520 --> 03:39:44,479
have you tried turning it off and on

5278
03:39:43,279 --> 03:39:46,640
again

5279
03:39:44,479 --> 03:39:46,640
no

5280
03:39:49,439 --> 03:39:52,319
i figured out why

5281
03:39:53,600 --> 03:39:58,720
it's on manual focus

5282
03:39:56,880 --> 03:40:00,239
couldn't have figured that one out

5283
03:39:58,720 --> 03:40:02,000
oh sorry about my phone going off it's

5284
03:40:00,239 --> 03:40:04,479
just all the money it's just all the

5285
03:40:02,000 --> 03:40:07,760
paypal uh notifications

5286
03:40:04,479 --> 03:40:09,840
there's a spider on your butt

5287
03:40:07,760 --> 03:40:11,600
damn

5288
03:40:09,840 --> 03:40:13,920
now that's comedy

5289
03:40:11,600 --> 03:40:15,279
that's some [ __ ] comedic talent do

5290
03:40:13,920 --> 03:40:16,479
you want the maid outfit link i could

5291
03:40:15,279 --> 03:40:19,439
send it to you

5292
03:40:16,479 --> 03:40:22,000
quite possibly quite possibly

5293
03:40:19,439 --> 03:40:24,319
maybe i will take a take a take a gander

5294
03:40:22,000 --> 03:40:27,199
of that although i'm only you can only

5295
03:40:24,319 --> 03:40:29,279
send me stuff from the uk so kind of

5296
03:40:27,199 --> 03:40:32,160
they got sued so their ads can't show

5297
03:40:29,279 --> 03:40:34,160
people growing wings anymore cause it

5298
03:40:32,160 --> 03:40:35,840
was false advertising

5299
03:40:34,160 --> 03:40:37,520
that's so [ __ ] funny that's like when

5300
03:40:35,840 --> 03:40:39,199
leafy used to do i don't know why this

5301
03:40:37,520 --> 03:40:40,960
is stuck in my head you know when leafy

5302
03:40:39,199 --> 03:40:42,980
used to do that thing if you're a leafy

5303
03:40:40,960 --> 03:40:44,319
watcher where it was like um

5304
03:40:42,980 --> 03:40:45,439
[Music]

5305
03:40:44,319 --> 03:40:47,520
what was it

5306
03:40:45,439 --> 03:40:49,520
it was like subscribe and i'll give you

5307
03:40:47,520 --> 03:40:51,439
a lambic you'll you'll become i'll give

5308
03:40:49,520 --> 03:40:52,880
you a lamborghini subscribe and you'll

5309
03:40:51,439 --> 03:40:55,040
get 20

5310
03:40:52,880 --> 03:40:57,439
a 20 million mansion

5311
03:40:55,040 --> 03:40:59,040
and are you allowed to [ __ ] say that

5312
03:40:57,439 --> 03:41:01,520
i don't think you ever were it just got

5313
03:40:59,040 --> 03:41:03,040
away with it i'm gonna start doing that

5314
03:41:01,520 --> 03:41:05,680
because people are dumb and they'll

5315
03:41:03,040 --> 03:41:08,560
believe it holy [ __ ]

5316
03:41:05,680 --> 03:41:12,479
thanks for the 16 month prime

5317
03:41:08,560 --> 03:41:14,399
craig thanks for the 26 month sub

5318
03:41:12,479 --> 03:41:15,920
and richard thanks for the three months

5319
03:41:14,399 --> 03:41:17,600
of my god

5320
03:41:15,920 --> 03:41:21,439
what is the main camera setup it's a

5321
03:41:17,600 --> 03:41:23,680
lumix gh5 oh i know okay this one

5322
03:41:21,439 --> 03:41:23,680
wait

5323
03:41:24,319 --> 03:41:29,439
this is a lumix g7 with a really

5324
03:41:27,439 --> 03:41:32,080
expensive lens on it that makes it look

5325
03:41:29,439 --> 03:41:33,600
slightly better and a lot of like color

5326
03:41:32,080 --> 03:41:35,520
correcting even though it still looks

5327
03:41:33,600 --> 03:41:38,399
like [ __ ] this one the one that looks

5328
03:41:35,520 --> 03:41:40,560
accurate and good is a lumix gh5 much

5329
03:41:38,399 --> 03:41:41,920
more expensive and i like it i really

5330
03:41:40,560 --> 03:41:43,359
personally like this camera it's great

5331
03:41:41,920 --> 03:41:44,479
for video

5332
03:41:43,359 --> 03:41:46,239
so

5333
03:41:44,479 --> 03:41:49,439
some people very much like the sony

5334
03:41:46,239 --> 03:41:50,399
though but my room's never really dark

5335
03:41:49,439 --> 03:41:51,760
so

5336
03:41:50,399 --> 03:41:54,000
nice

5337
03:41:51,760 --> 03:41:55,279
it's fine

5338
03:41:54,000 --> 03:41:56,479
i've been sub for a year what have i

5339
03:41:55,279 --> 03:41:57,840
done

5340
03:41:56,479 --> 03:42:00,960
sin

5341
03:41:57,840 --> 03:42:00,960
sin is what you've done

5342
03:42:01,279 --> 03:42:05,120
i gifted a sub in finn's chat and

5343
03:42:02,960 --> 03:42:07,600
instantly got 50 million dollars 100

5344
03:42:05,120 --> 03:42:09,439
million mansion and 10 lambos

5345
03:42:07,600 --> 03:42:11,760
that's true

5346
03:42:09,439 --> 03:42:14,560
reminder if you donate you will pay no

5347
03:42:11,760 --> 03:42:14,560
tax this year

5348
03:42:15,680 --> 03:42:19,040
but only if you donate

5349
03:42:19,279 --> 03:42:21,600
four

5350
03:42:22,840 --> 03:42:27,359
dollars you'll also get [ __ ]

5351
03:42:29,439 --> 03:42:33,760
i gotta put donations to eagles a tax

5352
03:42:31,359 --> 03:42:36,000
deductible on a shirt dude

5353
03:42:33,760 --> 03:42:39,359
put it on a shine in the background

5354
03:42:36,000 --> 03:42:42,160
oh my god i gotta make dude okay hear me

5355
03:42:39,359 --> 03:42:43,840
out custom ellie custom neon sign that's

5356
03:42:42,160 --> 03:42:47,840
in the background always on that says

5357
03:42:43,840 --> 03:42:47,840
donations to e girls are tax deductible

5358
03:42:49,439 --> 03:42:53,680
and i can turn it on with a remote so i

5359
03:42:51,120 --> 03:42:56,160
can just like that'd be great it turns

5360
03:42:53,680 --> 03:42:57,600
on every time there's a donation

5361
03:42:56,160 --> 03:42:59,120
oh [ __ ]

5362
03:42:57,600 --> 03:43:01,680
that's big

5363
03:42:59,120 --> 03:43:04,160
now that's smart

5364
03:43:01,680 --> 03:43:05,920
yeah because you'd hang that yeah i'd do

5365
03:43:04,160 --> 03:43:07,840
that i just hang it there's a shelf up

5366
03:43:05,920 --> 03:43:09,840
there i'd hang it off my shelf so i

5367
03:43:07,840 --> 03:43:11,199
could like put it up and down depending

5368
03:43:09,840 --> 03:43:13,439
on if i'm recording a minecraft video or

5369
03:43:11,199 --> 03:43:13,439
not

5370
03:43:14,960 --> 03:43:19,199
this is not financial advice

5371
03:43:17,359 --> 03:43:21,040
doing that bracket thing donations to

5372
03:43:19,199 --> 03:43:22,960
eagles are tax deductible bracket this

5373
03:43:21,040 --> 03:43:23,840
is financial advice

5374
03:43:22,960 --> 03:43:25,600
uh

5375
03:43:23,840 --> 03:43:26,960
not really don't sue me

5376
03:43:25,600 --> 03:43:29,040
um

5377
03:43:26,960 --> 03:43:31,680
but buy it from an actual shop so it's

5378
03:43:29,040 --> 03:43:32,880
not two million dollars

5379
03:43:31,680 --> 03:43:35,439
they're gonna cost a couple hundred

5380
03:43:32,880 --> 03:43:37,040
bucks i imagine

5381
03:43:35,439 --> 03:43:38,160
but plug camera for fifty dollar

5382
03:43:37,040 --> 03:43:40,560
donations

5383
03:43:38,160 --> 03:43:42,640
what does that mean

5384
03:43:40,560 --> 03:43:45,680
what does that mean a camera on a butt

5385
03:43:42,640 --> 03:43:46,720
plug a camera directed at a plug

5386
03:43:45,680 --> 03:43:48,640
a camera

5387
03:43:46,720 --> 03:43:50,319
what

5388
03:43:48,640 --> 03:43:52,720
a camera

5389
03:43:50,319 --> 03:43:53,840
a but a camera as a butt plug i'm so

5390
03:43:52,720 --> 03:43:55,760
confused

5391
03:43:53,840 --> 03:43:57,840
oh work it out i i've gotta shove a

5392
03:43:55,760 --> 03:44:00,720
camera at my ass

5393
03:43:57,840 --> 03:44:03,359
a colonoscopy yeah

5394
03:44:00,720 --> 03:44:04,800
all right i'm gonna check on the reddit

5395
03:44:03,359 --> 03:44:06,720
someone said read it in chat and it made

5396
03:44:04,800 --> 03:44:09,120
me think of reddit

5397
03:44:06,720 --> 03:44:09,120
let's see

5398
03:44:11,920 --> 03:44:16,199
what the [ __ ] why they know what

5399
03:44:16,399 --> 03:44:20,239
why are there 19 000 people on this now

5400
03:44:18,960 --> 03:44:24,399
what happened

5401
03:44:20,239 --> 03:44:24,399
i swear this it was 11 000 last week

5402
03:44:24,560 --> 03:44:30,160
you could use john light up sign oh wait

5403
03:44:28,720 --> 03:44:31,520
never heard of it listen the

5404
03:44:30,160 --> 03:44:33,680
background's got to change or else it's

5405
03:44:31,520 --> 03:44:35,279
going to be like dull i used it for like

5406
03:44:33,680 --> 03:44:38,560
half a year

5407
03:44:35,279 --> 03:44:38,560
let's see something new

5408
03:44:39,760 --> 03:44:46,319
classic amoya clips

5409
03:44:42,880 --> 03:44:48,080
okay making me look good i like it

5410
03:44:46,319 --> 03:44:49,520
um

5411
03:44:48,080 --> 03:44:52,560
see clips

5412
03:44:49,520 --> 03:44:55,040
stream today marie's tweet but not my

5413
03:44:52,560 --> 03:44:56,880
tweet how sad

5414
03:44:55,040 --> 03:44:58,960
the uh

5415
03:44:56,880 --> 03:45:00,319
very cool marisa marisa was talking to

5416
03:44:58,960 --> 03:45:03,040
me about she had a follow-up tweet about

5417
03:45:00,319 --> 03:45:04,399
this too she's just like dude

5418
03:45:03,040 --> 03:45:07,359
yeah

5419
03:45:04,399 --> 03:45:11,120
she respects the [ __ ] out of technoblade

5420
03:45:07,359 --> 03:45:13,760
like she was talking about how like

5421
03:45:11,120 --> 03:45:15,760
that [ __ ] impressive it is that even

5422
03:45:13,760 --> 03:45:18,160
again even in the end

5423
03:45:15,760 --> 03:45:21,520
leaving things off with a joke is just

5424
03:45:18,160 --> 03:45:24,000
so badass so so [ __ ] cool

5425
03:45:21,520 --> 03:45:26,080
it's very much in character this is very

5426
03:45:24,000 --> 03:45:27,840
it's just very cool we but we both have

5427
03:45:26,080 --> 03:45:30,239
a lot of respect for it

5428
03:45:27,840 --> 03:45:32,640
and uh that's the video for it and god i

5429
03:45:30,239 --> 03:45:36,080
can't watch it

5430
03:45:32,640 --> 03:45:39,120
me looking hot as [ __ ] with 500 up votes

5431
03:45:36,080 --> 03:45:42,000
nice me looking hot as [ __ ] with 190

5432
03:45:39,120 --> 03:45:45,359
votes nice

5433
03:45:42,000 --> 03:45:45,359
you're talking to finn on snapchat

5434
03:45:48,880 --> 03:45:51,840
[ __ ] yeah

5435
03:45:50,479 --> 03:45:54,399
what the [ __ ]

5436
03:45:51,840 --> 03:45:57,120
why am i not

5437
03:45:54,399 --> 03:46:00,479
why why is this a look do you guys like

5438
03:45:57,120 --> 03:46:04,479
why is this a look that you guys like

5439
03:46:00,479 --> 03:46:07,920
how why hold on let me one second

5440
03:46:04,479 --> 03:46:09,520
let me i'm gonna post me just doing this

5441
03:46:07,920 --> 03:46:11,920
on

5442
03:46:09,520 --> 03:46:15,600
[ __ ]

5443
03:46:11,920 --> 03:46:16,720
my reddit j-farm karma

5444
03:46:15,600 --> 03:46:20,000
why

5445
03:46:16,720 --> 03:46:20,000
this doesn't look good hair

5446
03:46:20,840 --> 03:46:26,479
clip fine

5447
03:46:23,279 --> 03:46:26,479
hair clip's going to be easier

5448
03:46:34,960 --> 03:46:37,840
how is this a good look

5449
03:46:38,399 --> 03:46:43,359
i i i don't i don't get it

5450
03:46:41,600 --> 03:46:47,520
this looks bad

5451
03:46:43,359 --> 03:46:47,520
look the it's this it's why

5452
03:46:47,840 --> 03:46:53,040
it looks bad

5453
03:46:49,680 --> 03:46:55,439
you're dumb you're stupid i'm right

5454
03:46:53,040 --> 03:46:57,359
you're wrong it looks bad it shows off

5455
03:46:55,439 --> 03:46:59,680
your ladylike neck

5456
03:46:57,359 --> 03:47:02,479
true but couldn't i just do any other

5457
03:46:59,680 --> 03:47:04,319
couldn't i just do this

5458
03:47:02,479 --> 03:47:05,199
oh wait [ __ ] let me like actually fix my

5459
03:47:04,319 --> 03:47:06,000
hair

5460
03:47:05,199 --> 03:47:07,760
uh

5461
03:47:06,000 --> 03:47:10,399
i lost my hair brush under the pile of

5462
03:47:07,760 --> 03:47:12,960
clothes oh god doesn't this also show

5463
03:47:10,399 --> 03:47:15,199
off my ladylike neck

5464
03:47:12,960 --> 03:47:18,800
all necks are ladylike unless you're

5465
03:47:15,199 --> 03:47:21,600
like exercising them what the hell

5466
03:47:18,800 --> 03:47:21,600
is in my neck

5467
03:47:22,399 --> 03:47:27,520
this way you grab onto by the way

5468
03:47:25,040 --> 03:47:29,279
and then squeeze real hard

5469
03:47:27,520 --> 03:47:32,000
as soon as you see the light in my eyes

5470
03:47:29,279 --> 03:47:33,279
go out that's when you know you've won

5471
03:47:32,000 --> 03:47:35,840
let me know if you need if you want to

5472
03:47:33,279 --> 03:47:37,840
do that uh i'll hit you up

5473
03:47:35,840 --> 03:47:39,840
and then just more shirtless me

5474
03:47:37,840 --> 03:47:42,239
[ __ ] yeah belt off in

5475
03:47:39,840 --> 03:47:44,230
best photo ever taken easy great makeup

5476
03:47:42,239 --> 03:47:47,540
actually um

5477
03:47:44,230 --> 03:47:47,540
[Music]

5478
03:47:51,439 --> 03:47:56,080
oh my god my goddess replied to my post

5479
03:47:54,000 --> 03:47:58,000
i've been preparing for my whole career

5480
03:47:56,080 --> 03:48:01,840
looks like a soccer mom who has a thing

5481
03:47:58,000 --> 03:48:01,840
for the young assistant coach

5482
03:48:02,560 --> 03:48:10,359
does that mean i can finally touch a v

5483
03:48:06,319 --> 03:48:10,359
for the first time

5484
03:48:16,239 --> 03:48:21,920
what the [ __ ]

5485
03:48:18,640 --> 03:48:24,640
he has a hundred upvotes

5486
03:48:21,920 --> 03:48:26,479
touch a v

5487
03:48:24,640 --> 03:48:28,239
i'll have you know i've touched a lot

5488
03:48:26,479 --> 03:48:31,840
wait hold on no i've got to use the same

5489
03:48:28,239 --> 03:48:34,239
i'll have you know i've touched many a v

5490
03:48:31,840 --> 03:48:34,239
e

5491
03:48:35,279 --> 03:48:38,960
and a

5492
03:48:36,239 --> 03:48:43,600
thank you for this those performances

5493
03:48:38,960 --> 03:48:46,000
should be b for bossy for balls

5494
03:48:43,600 --> 03:48:46,000
boobs

5495
03:48:47,120 --> 03:48:49,520
butts

5496
03:48:50,640 --> 03:48:56,319
i've touched a lot of touch a lot of um

5497
03:48:54,239 --> 03:48:59,680
i've touched a lot of dick i mean vagina

5498
03:48:56,319 --> 03:49:02,000
um yeah oh god

5499
03:48:59,680 --> 03:49:02,000
whoops

5500
03:49:03,520 --> 03:49:06,960
the uh

5501
03:49:04,960 --> 03:49:08,239
that's such a weird meme

5502
03:49:06,960 --> 03:49:09,520
anyway let's move past that let's move

5503
03:49:08,239 --> 03:49:11,760
past it let's move

5504
03:49:09,520 --> 03:49:13,840
dali oh yeah i tried this too because

5505
03:49:11,760 --> 03:49:15,359
i'm egotistical and yeah i don't know

5506
03:49:13,840 --> 03:49:17,520
why it thinks that i'm like a weird

5507
03:49:15,359 --> 03:49:20,319
machine that doesn't i'm basically a red

5508
03:49:17,520 --> 03:49:22,160
komodo uh whenever you type in this

5509
03:49:20,319 --> 03:49:24,640
whenever you type in finster how strange

5510
03:49:22,160 --> 03:49:26,640
and a pair of airpods i guess which is

5511
03:49:24,640 --> 03:49:28,640
annoying because other youtubers work

5512
03:49:26,640 --> 03:49:30,160
and i'm guessing i'm not really relevant

5513
03:49:28,640 --> 03:49:31,760
enough for dali

5514
03:49:30,160 --> 03:49:32,640
anyway

5515
03:49:31,760 --> 03:49:33,760
clip

5516
03:49:32,640 --> 03:49:37,680
bell's respon

5517
03:49:33,760 --> 03:49:37,680
[ __ ] a thousand of votes

5518
03:49:37,760 --> 03:49:41,279
my god

5519
03:49:39,279 --> 03:49:43,680
oh thigh highs die high promo thigh high

5520
03:49:41,279 --> 03:49:45,120
promo the high promo best pro best die

5521
03:49:43,680 --> 03:49:47,279
highs in the world

5522
03:49:45,120 --> 03:49:49,359
get them today or well can't yet because

5523
03:49:47,279 --> 03:49:51,040
they're out of stock but get them soon

5524
03:49:49,359 --> 03:49:53,359
when i restock them again because they

5525
03:49:51,040 --> 03:49:55,439
look great i will actually dude i'll go

5526
03:49:53,359 --> 03:49:58,479
on the record and say that

5527
03:49:55,439 --> 03:49:59,920
i think they're the best thigh highs

5528
03:49:58,479 --> 03:50:01,359
i'm not even i'm not even selling them

5529
03:49:59,920 --> 03:50:02,479
i'm promoting them i'm not even selling

5530
03:50:01,359 --> 03:50:04,000
them yet that's how you know they're

5531
03:50:02,479 --> 03:50:07,319
good

5532
03:50:04,000 --> 03:50:07,319
what you're restocking

5533
03:50:07,359 --> 03:50:14,479
maybe maybe i will i am actually

5534
03:50:11,040 --> 03:50:16,880
i'm gonna do it they sold like 800 of i

5535
03:50:14,479 --> 03:50:19,439
sold 800 pairs of thigh highs that's

5536
03:50:16,880 --> 03:50:22,720
pretty dope i [ __ ] with that

5537
03:50:19,439 --> 03:50:24,239
pretty dope by the way uh i sold [ __ ]

5538
03:50:22,720 --> 03:50:26,399
like the the hoodie right the black

5539
03:50:24,239 --> 03:50:28,560
hoodie best story i think that sold like

5540
03:50:26,399 --> 03:50:31,279
200 hoodies

5541
03:50:28,560 --> 03:50:31,279
compared to

5542
03:50:32,840 --> 03:50:36,720
800. that's pretty sick

5543
03:50:37,279 --> 03:50:40,000
thigh high

5544
03:50:38,720 --> 03:50:42,880
oh

5545
03:50:40,000 --> 03:50:44,720
there's new there's there's some

5546
03:50:42,880 --> 03:50:47,520
there's some news for that

5547
03:50:44,720 --> 03:50:50,080
don't worry coming soon coming soon to a

5548
03:50:47,520 --> 03:50:54,000
online web store near you on the

5549
03:50:50,080 --> 03:50:55,600
interwebs on the internet new age

5550
03:50:54,000 --> 03:50:58,560
also there was this i think i saw this

5551
03:50:55,600 --> 03:51:01,199
before your budget build alfine 35 a

5552
03:50:58,560 --> 03:51:04,319
month for her content

5553
03:51:01,199 --> 03:51:06,880
uh free to watch and pay as you like

5554
03:51:04,319 --> 03:51:09,199
let's [ __ ] go sells overpriced bath

5555
03:51:06,880 --> 03:51:11,279
water that you have no use for

5556
03:51:09,199 --> 03:51:13,680
self overpriced garments that actually

5557
03:51:11,279 --> 03:51:14,880
look good not overpriced very fair

5558
03:51:13,680 --> 03:51:16,479
priced

5559
03:51:14,880 --> 03:51:18,340
very fair

5560
03:51:16,479 --> 03:51:19,760
actually only like um

5561
03:51:18,340 --> 03:51:22,239
[Music]

5562
03:51:19,760 --> 03:51:23,520
five dollars over production price

5563
03:51:22,239 --> 03:51:26,160
not bad

5564
03:51:23,520 --> 03:51:26,160
very good

5565
03:51:26,399 --> 03:51:29,199
uh

5566
03:51:27,520 --> 03:51:30,720
oh yeah that was another thing i didn't

5567
03:51:29,199 --> 03:51:32,800
dude i barely made any money on that

5568
03:51:30,720 --> 03:51:34,720
much i basically set up the merch so

5569
03:51:32,800 --> 03:51:36,319
that i was real [ __ ] picky and

5570
03:51:34,720 --> 03:51:38,080
annoying with the merch company and was

5571
03:51:36,319 --> 03:51:39,760
like i want more high quality go to the

5572
03:51:38,080 --> 03:51:40,720
same price i've got here software

5573
03:51:39,760 --> 03:51:43,840
tomorrow

5574
03:51:40,720 --> 03:51:46,160
glad i managed to catch this stream i

5575
03:51:43,840 --> 03:51:49,199
hardly get to wash anymore because of my

5576
03:51:46,160 --> 03:51:51,920
job 52-hour contract got to get that old

5577
03:51:49,199 --> 03:51:54,640
lady plastic hope i get to watch the

5578
03:51:51,920 --> 03:51:57,279
next one but i'd

5579
03:51:54,640 --> 03:51:59,040
but i don't know i don't oh maybe i'll

5580
03:51:57,279 --> 03:52:00,640
try and stream do you mean free i'll

5581
03:51:59,040 --> 03:52:03,439
discord

5582
03:52:00,640 --> 03:52:03,439
what do you mean for free

5583
03:52:04,160 --> 03:52:06,479
well

5584
03:52:09,760 --> 03:52:12,720
okay that's true you know what now that

5585
03:52:11,359 --> 03:52:14,479
i think about it me and bella are very

5586
03:52:12,720 --> 03:52:17,120
similar except for the fact that we

5587
03:52:14,479 --> 03:52:19,120
cannot do ohago face and uh she does

5588
03:52:17,120 --> 03:52:21,120
porn and i

5589
03:52:19,120 --> 03:52:25,080
do porn for contents

5590
03:52:21,120 --> 03:52:25,080
overall wholesome content

5591
03:52:26,960 --> 03:52:29,359
no one tell him

5592
03:52:28,160 --> 03:52:31,120
uh no

5593
03:52:29,359 --> 03:52:34,080
no that implies i do point i don't know

5594
03:52:31,120 --> 03:52:36,479
porn i'm saying i'm listen um

5595
03:52:34,080 --> 03:52:38,399
i'm [ __ ]

5596
03:52:36,479 --> 03:52:40,560
ah

5597
03:52:38,399 --> 03:52:42,479
i'm uh i'm i like to think of myself as

5598
03:52:40,560 --> 03:52:44,319
like half wholesome because then right

5599
03:52:42,479 --> 03:52:46,399
under that tweet is this where i just

5600
03:52:44,319 --> 03:52:47,600
have fake titties on and i'm posing like

5601
03:52:46,399 --> 03:52:48,720
a

5602
03:52:47,600 --> 03:52:50,479
ho

5603
03:52:48,720 --> 03:52:53,479
um but you know

5604
03:52:50,479 --> 03:52:53,479
nice

5605
03:52:55,199 --> 03:52:57,520
yes

5606
03:53:00,960 --> 03:53:05,680
uh

5607
03:53:03,040 --> 03:53:06,720
it is 55 in the morning

5608
03:53:05,680 --> 03:53:08,479
i think

5609
03:53:06,720 --> 03:53:10,479
i'm gonna go to beer i think i'm gonna

5610
03:53:08,479 --> 03:53:12,479
go to bed i'm gonna order maybe maybe

5611
03:53:10,479 --> 03:53:13,920
some food from the internet

5612
03:53:12,479 --> 03:53:14,960
be pretty epic and then i'm gonna go to

5613
03:53:13,920 --> 03:53:17,520
beer

5614
03:53:14,960 --> 03:53:19,600
so boys it has been fun i very much

5615
03:53:17,520 --> 03:53:21,760
enjoyed it i will stream more i promise

5616
03:53:19,600 --> 03:53:23,680
because i very much enjoy streaming

5617
03:53:21,760 --> 03:53:25,359
i've got a beer uh i've got to record

5618
03:53:23,680 --> 03:53:27,840
like one minecraft video tomorrow and

5619
03:53:25,359 --> 03:53:30,880
then i'm good so i can stream more i

5620
03:53:27,840 --> 03:53:32,160
probably stream in like two days

5621
03:53:30,880 --> 03:53:34,239
on

5622
03:53:32,160 --> 03:53:36,319
that monday with the money shirt made me

5623
03:53:34,239 --> 03:53:40,160
do a double date why can't i got me

5624
03:53:36,319 --> 03:53:42,880
feeling some kind of way about that

5625
03:53:40,160 --> 03:53:45,040
right that stream was dog [ __ ] though i

5626
03:53:42,880 --> 03:53:46,239
gotta redo that i gotta put on that bob

5627
03:53:45,040 --> 03:53:47,920
top again

5628
03:53:46,239 --> 03:53:50,319
because

5629
03:53:47,920 --> 03:53:52,080
awesome content

5630
03:53:50,319 --> 03:53:55,920
[ __ ] yeah

5631
03:53:52,080 --> 03:53:57,439
wholesome i'm very wholesome extremely

5632
03:53:55,920 --> 03:54:00,160
also look at this guy in the [ __ ]

5633
03:53:57,439 --> 03:54:03,040
woods taking a photo he's in the woods i

5634
03:54:00,160 --> 03:54:04,560
haven't responded like uh gofundme for

5635
03:54:03,040 --> 03:54:05,680
this poor guy to buy a house to watch my

5636
03:54:04,560 --> 03:54:07,439
videos in so he doesn't have to watch

5637
03:54:05,680 --> 03:54:08,399
them outside look at this he's in the

5638
03:54:07,439 --> 03:54:12,160
woods

5639
03:54:08,399 --> 03:54:15,199
this guy anyway boys i will see you

5640
03:54:12,160 --> 03:54:18,560
peace goodbye

5641
03:54:15,199 --> 03:54:22,439
god i'm so cute i'm so hot [ __ ]

5642
03:54:18,560 --> 03:54:22,439
all the streams on [ __ ]