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hello boys

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so

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let's scoops

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do

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i love you rose rose

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i promise i'm delaying for a good reason

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i'm not just stalling i've got a thing i

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got a thing for them

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show yourself your cheeky

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so

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hello boys

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i forgot a thing

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i went out the room to do something

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and then i forgot what i was doing i

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[ __ ] remember there we go

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anyway boys

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how are we today

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how are you

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hold on

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i'm still doing a thing i promise i'm

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not stalling i am not you cannot prove

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to me that i'm stalling anyway you guys

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have you heard this song damn that's

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crazy

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wow gee golly don do i like that song

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wow guys i'm so glad we got to we got

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i'm not stalling shush

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i'm so glad we got to experience that

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song i just like the song i just i'm

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here i'm ready i promise i am not still

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still getting ready i'm not i don't know

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what you're saying me talking right now

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no no no no not stalling no no not at

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all

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uh i'm just listen i just like talk i

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just like listen there's there's

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there's a certain um there's a certain

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sort of um

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uh a way

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uh with words that i have

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that makes it uh

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uh i'm i'm i just like talking to you

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oh gee golly done you know what i'm not

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i'm never late that's the thing that i

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value about me i'm all i'm very i'm very

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punctual i'm very punctual person

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extremely oh man

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okay

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the cow is

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oh the cow is getting on my nerves

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buddy i have never seen anyone this

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matter 23 months oh [ __ ] yeah dude you

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know what 23 months 23 is such a good

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number i've always appreciated the

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number 23 divisible by

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something it's a prime number

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you can't divide it by anything did you

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know that 23 a prime number

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i bet you that's right and that's not a

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guess i love that 23 sub prime sub i

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mean a tier one sub

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oh damn

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oh

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whoo it's okay the suspense is great

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seven months sub oh i see listen talk

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about prime number see listen now that

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is epic

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but i i do love a good prime number as

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well as a prime sub that would that you

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know was crazy that seven month price oh

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that's another prime look at that oh man

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i'm not stolen i am not stalling chat

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you cannot put that on me

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never seen people so mad at a cow

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all right i'm ready i'm mostly ready i'm

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kinda ready

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wait chat i'm i'm 95 ready can i play a

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bit of music and and be five percent

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more ready

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uh because it's gonna be worth it

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oh i'm [ __ ] out of breath holy [ __ ]

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[ __ ] i lost my hair i'm thirsty how am i

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gonna hydrate man

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no oh well

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oh [ __ ] my finger slipped

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two year anniversary

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oh [ __ ] no no don't end yet hold on

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22 months

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stop hedging us

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i'm sorry i've got to edge you guys a

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let me grab a water and i'm good

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all hail the queen of first

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hello

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okay i'm good real stream time

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hello welcome to my stream

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hello buddy

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it's just still like what the [ __ ]

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you're stalling like a 92 escort body

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that's specific that guy's got a

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personal problem with his 92 escort

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anyway lol already seven months unless

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it's a woman i don't know a 92 year old

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oh that's gross anyway

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boys

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i think i look okay i haven't seen

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myself on camera yet so i might be wrong

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hello i'm just quickly brushing the air

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i told you i was i was almost 22 months

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how to stop this subscription auto

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renewal let's see i'm actually just

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wearing a bikini i'm going to start

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getting your hypes way up and then

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completely ruining it that's what i'm

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going to start doing

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oh okay

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let's see let me see if i look okay on

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camera i actually haven't seen myself on

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camera i've only seen myself in a mirror

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alright i'm kidding not a bikini all

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right oh damn

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oh [ __ ] now that's enough to press uh

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live anyway oh wait [ __ ] let me do this

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because i got changed on camera i wanna

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just make sure

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that i'm not

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there we go

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anyway

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hello

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hey guys hey boys

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hey dudes look what i got i'm in a new

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outfit

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hell yeah

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look at me guys my affiliate

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take it all enjoy my money mommy finn

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new skirt dude nsfw thigh heisted

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[ __ ] yeah what the [ __ ]

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diva chair [ __ ] yeah hello

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i seem kind of badass dude i [ __ ] with

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it

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now i i know people liked when i did the

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uh the like thing like that but now i

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don't wanna it looks kind of cute but

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it's messy it's messier than what i was

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going for i want to go for like

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yeah i got no nails i got it [ __ ] that

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was great thank you for the [ __ ] subs

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holy [ __ ] thanks i got new nails my hair

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is like just out the shower though so

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i'm like

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it's still like i brushed it but [ __ ]

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i should have looked to myself on camera

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anyway

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let's go 23 months in like a week i'm

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waiting on another walk to be played i

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got you now an amazing streamer since i

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started watching you and hope you keep

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being yourself

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also egg has been smashed plenty of

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times by now

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ain't no way boy

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boy no way boy anyway i got

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i got sent a bunch of stuff

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this jacket being one of them and then i

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bought myself a nice skirt and this top

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very epic

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why is my hair like not sitting right

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someone in chat said you look like

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you're 10 years away from being washed

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up

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god damn right the eyelashes are a

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little bit less than normal boy gremlins

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is never late nor is she ever too early

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she always comes exactly when she plans

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to come

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that's why the edge that's what the

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edging's for i just wanted to time it so

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correctly so sorry hey look good rose

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also what's your height i keep thinking

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you're five feet eight inches because

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i'm five feet nine inches so yeah i'm

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[ __ ] five foot ten i don't know what

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no one's right about this i'm five foot

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ten i thought i was five foot eleven

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open sassy zips in skirt one thousand

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points per inch

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one thousand points per inch that's

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[ __ ] nothing

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points

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bro there's someone out there with a

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million hell no i'm five or ten you're

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all saying five foot nine you're just

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wrong look if i google finster oh my god

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look

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it says that i'm five foot if i google

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fins to hide

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it says that i'm five foot eleven that's

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incorrect i am five foot ten

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i'm not afraid to say it i am five foot

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ten but i am not five foot nine how

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[ __ ] dare you in one year already

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guess time flies when you're simping

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oh [ __ ] anyway boys this is so warm i

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kind of there's it there's hold on let

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me one one sec there is this jacket

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which is way like lighter and i kind of

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want to try it on one sec eight months

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subscribed and two streams in less than

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a week we are back on the good timeline

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[ __ ] yeah

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one sec i want to see if this looks

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better or worse because otherwise it's

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like an all black fit which can look

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good but hey i want us

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oh this is so much more comfortable

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though i want this to look good so bad

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please work please work with the fit

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oh [ __ ] wait i kind of

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what do you think

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is this better or worse

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someone said worse a lot of people said

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worse [ __ ]

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it isn't better

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but it is more comfortable

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so

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hold on wait let me like

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adjust this

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and then i'll go like [ __ ]

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and then wait hold on i can make this

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you know what decreases height hrt

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why would i want to decrease why would

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anyone want to decrease their height

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what the [ __ ] unless you're ant-man bro

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what's the point

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everyone wants to be taller

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that what

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what a [ __ ] way to uh get me to get on

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hrt bro you need to try harder 10 omg

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you're so short get on the six feet

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eight club bro

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what

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[ __ ] i was trying to look for calories

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but i've lost them

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where'd i put my cat is

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it's been 14 months thanks for making my

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days better from day one you are the

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best streamer i've ever subs to smiley

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face

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well i should have said worse anyway

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i actually have a thing to do now listen

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this isn't promo for this brand or

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anything but i will say

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they sent me this for free

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so check them out

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i want to try it streamer is back at it

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again xd

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basically i think there's a code i think

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you can use code finn or something this

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isn't promo i'm not being paid for this

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i'm not getting paid from anything i

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just want to be nice

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because they were very very nice

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and i want them to send me more stuff

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so

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here's what i got sent there's a thing

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back there

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uh let me let me give you a bit of law i

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have not had a new keyboard in three

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years

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i've had the same keyboard

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i don't even mean that i've had the same

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keyboard brand i mean that i have had

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the same

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keyboard

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the same one it is gross it is

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disgusting it is so try the denim shirt

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i sent doc did you use the freckle pens

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i did use the freckle pen it's a little

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bit too dark so i'm going to use the

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lighter one i'm glad you shoot me a

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lighter one next time

329
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anyway i have had six [ __ ] dude sticky

330
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keys in more than one sense bro

331
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coated income but like

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gross way not not the hot way

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[Music]

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i swear to god watch this google says 5

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feet 9 inches is

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175 centimeters that's small that's not

337
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how i cute also what a rocking outfit

338
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you're rocking it girl

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okay are you guys prepared to be gross

340
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will you guys subscribe to me less if i

341
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gross you out about me a little bit

342
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speaking of subby i am your submissive

343
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favorite a little bit can i cross you

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out a little bit let me gross you out a

345
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little bit just don't unsubscribe don't

346
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just keep giving me money so they'll

347
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keep sending me stuff

348
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um okay

349
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i'm confident i could scrape oh

350
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oh wait i raised the drip looking very

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fly

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and thanks for all the great content all

353
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this time your content has gotten me

354
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through a lot

355
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oh it's about to be bad it's it's about

356
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to put you through a lot

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um

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the what way

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i'm confident with this keyboard that

360
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:09,039
i've had for three years i could scrape

361
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dead skin off of some of the keycaps and

362
00:20:09,039 --> 00:20:14,080
show you it on my on my email we kind of

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expected it is

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nasty

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i i

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dude

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i do not care about this keyboard i only

368
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:25,679
use it because it was like over a

369
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hundred pounds and i don't want to get

370
00:20:25,679 --> 00:20:30,240
rid of it because i paid too much for it

371
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like it was like 170 bucks so it's not a

372
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:35,600
bad keyboard it served me well

373
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but it's real gross

374
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look stacy is that you haven't seen you

375
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since high school when did you start

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streaming

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i don't look like a stacy

378
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what do i look like

379
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looks like you have hairy arms

380
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i actually have very unharry give you

381
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money here's some bitties

382
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um

383
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right

384
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what do i look like don't say rose if

385
00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:01,679
you like what is there not like okay

386
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:03,919
there's the chad meme and stacy meme but

387
00:21:01,679 --> 00:21:05,600
is there not another one is there not f1

388
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brown

389
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:09,039
there's the old girl or something

390
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emma emma

391
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emily

392
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i could suit an emma slash emily an e

393
00:21:17,919 --> 00:21:21,200
name

394
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grace get the [ __ ] out of here great

395
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megan

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bro

397
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don't call me megan what the [ __ ]

398
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that's insulting rebecca equally so

399
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:36,480
brock's pretty dope

400
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karen [ __ ] you

401
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:40,400
[ __ ] you don't make don't make me ban

402
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you [ __ ] i'll call your [ __ ]

403
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,200
manager

404
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taylor

405
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lol meg okay you know i'm happy with

406
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either like emma emily

407
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ella

408
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rachel i'll take a rachel

409
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,280
it's a good name

410
00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:54,799
what was the one i just said and then

411
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,600
forgot about the board as new

412
00:21:54,799 --> 00:21:58,720
item

413
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do i hear 2 000 do i hear three thousand

414
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:03,360
ah interesting we're going for like very

415
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:05,039
wholesome names gertrude [ __ ] you i'm

416
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:08,000
done with this right

417
00:22:05,039 --> 00:22:11,440
i got sent a thing that [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh

418
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:12,720
what now now oh [ __ ] can i google you

419
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:14,880
am i gonna

420
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:17,120
wait i feel like you're someone that

421
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:19,200
i've heard of before

422
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:21,280
no okay it's definitely the same person

423
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:23,200
yeah it's the same person okay cool i've

424
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:24,960
seen you around buddy

425
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:27,120
you can't google you but thanks for the

426
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:29,600
raid

427
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:31,520
i've seen you linked in places because i

428
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:33,600
think some of my top donators are some

429
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:37,039
of your top donators hello we have the

430
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:37,039
same [ __ ] audience hey

431
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:40,559
so

432
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:42,080
i got sent something

433
00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:44,080
glorious

434
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:45,360
mike oh yeah oh wait let me finish

435
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:47,679
telling you about my [ __ ] keyboard

436
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:49,679
lore when i built this desk this is

437
00:22:47,679 --> 00:22:52,000
[ __ ] great by the way everyone said i

438
00:22:49,679 --> 00:22:54,400
was dumb they're right the keyboard that

439
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:56,400
i bought the wire doesn't

440
00:22:54,400 --> 00:23:00,320
imagine asking for names from chat and

441
00:22:56,400 --> 00:23:03,679
still thinking you won't get on hrt law

442
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:06,320
i like a good name i like a good name

443
00:23:03,679 --> 00:23:08,000
so my irl name is jude and i used to

444
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:09,919
think that didn't oh thanks for the sub

445
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,679
i just think that didn't suit me and now

446
00:23:09,919 --> 00:23:13,280
i think it does i think i've grown into

447
00:23:11,679 --> 00:23:15,039
my name i used to want to be called like

448
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:17,919
jake or something boring because like

449
00:23:15,039 --> 00:23:19,120
jude was like too weird of a name

450
00:23:17,919 --> 00:23:20,559
it's like you stand out you don't want

451
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:22,640
to stand out in school you want to like

452
00:23:20,559 --> 00:23:25,280
just fit in so i wanted that

453
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:28,159
anyway that was weird judy no not not

454
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:29,600
that uh okay dude works for both genders

455
00:23:28,159 --> 00:23:31,360
i'm well aware

456
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:32,960
dude as i said most girls in school

457
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:35,360
wanted to put makeup on me and i'm

458
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:37,280
convinced that it was like it's a

459
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:40,000
gender-neutral name i look slightly

460
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:43,039
feminine again perfect storm of [ __ ] i

461
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:44,960
am like the creation like if someone was

462
00:23:43,039 --> 00:23:48,080
gonna say like right how do you breed

463
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:50,880
the the [ __ ] perfect uh like

464
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:52,240
cross-dresser like fanboy it would be

465
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:55,039
[ __ ]

466
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:58,960
like same life check marks like like the

467
00:23:55,039 --> 00:24:00,720
hot kick-ass psychologist shannon no

468
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:02,559
no i know someone called shannon and now

469
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:04,240
i attribute that like i can't pick a

470
00:24:02,559 --> 00:24:05,279
name that i attribute personality types

471
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:07,600
to i don't want to be called shannon

472
00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:09,760
anyway the uh you've met shannon you

473
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:11,760
know why i don't want to be the uh but

474
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:14,640
yeah the uh what's it called

475
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:18,960
like vegetarian uh never leaves the

476
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:21,520
house no vitamin d uh [ __ ] uh [ __ ]

477
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:23,760
diet i bet you that affects something

478
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:26,720
they're beautiful today didn't you

479
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:29,120
promise to start the gm goal this stream

480
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:31,200
oh so did the shoe rack show up

481
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:33,039
no did you have your measurements

482
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:35,440
nothing because i don't want to pay for

483
00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:38,320
alterations for the wrong size i can do

484
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:40,720
that today also did the

485
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:43,120
i guess we'll never know did the bra fit

486
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:46,480
[ __ ] what bra i forgot about the bra

487
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:49,120
yeah tons of tons of [ __ ] gamer gamer

488
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:51,760
there are no masculine gamers

489
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:54,080
we're all like this every gamer secretly

490
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:55,520
inside is [ __ ] this they want to be

491
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:57,919
the they want to be the ego that they

492
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:59,200
find on discord dating servers anyway

493
00:24:57,919 --> 00:25:00,799
listen

494
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,960
i got myself

495
00:25:00,799 --> 00:25:04,799
i was going to buy one of these because

496
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:06,240
i've always wanted to try a keyboard

497
00:25:04,799 --> 00:25:10,400
that's not 100

498
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:12,320
my keyboard typical gamer you're a gamer

499
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:14,480
my keyboard cable does not unattach it

500
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:16,080
doesn't unplug so what i did when i got

501
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:18,400
my desk when i was building it seven

502
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:20,559
months apart because i built my desk i

503
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:23,200
routed holes for all the wires to go i

504
00:25:20,559 --> 00:25:25,360
drilled a very small hole for the wire

505
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:28,640
to go through but not big enough for the

506
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:31,039
usb port to go through

507
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:34,000
just big enough for the cable

508
00:25:31,039 --> 00:25:36,799
and how i got the cable through

509
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:39,600
was i chopped it in half

510
00:25:36,799 --> 00:25:42,880
and then resolded the wires

511
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:45,360
while it was going through the table

512
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:47,520
so i can't oh i can't unplug this

513
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:49,200
keyboard

514
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:51,200
because it was fun i don't know i didn't

515
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:53,520
care i'm waiting for this thing to break

516
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:55,440
the keys like the keys on the thing

517
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:57,360
they're backlit i can't actually read

518
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:58,720
the keys on this keyboard anymore

519
00:25:57,360 --> 00:26:01,279
[ __ ] let me show you

520
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:03,440
don't make it bad take a sad song and

521
00:26:01,279 --> 00:26:05,440
make it better remember to let her into

522
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:06,559
your heart then you can start to make it

523
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:09,039
better

524
00:26:06,559 --> 00:26:11,279
hey jude don't be afraid you were made

525
00:26:09,039 --> 00:26:13,279
to go out and get her the minute you let

526
00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:15,520
her under your skin then you begin to

527
00:26:13,279 --> 00:26:17,279
make it better look at look at how gross

528
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:19,039
this [ __ ] is do you see that look you

529
00:26:17,279 --> 00:26:21,200
see how it's just mush

530
00:26:19,039 --> 00:26:23,600
you can't tell what the keys say slash

531
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:26,400
keyboard combo you can't actually see

532
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:28,559
what the keys say the the wasd key you

533
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:30,880
can only make out the w

534
00:26:28,559 --> 00:26:33,200
that is accurate on that it's so [ __ ]

535
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:35,520
gross it looks like a type it's abused

536
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:39,039
keyboard right

537
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:39,039
i wanted to buy a new keyboard i always

538
00:26:49,210 --> 00:26:53,279
[Applause]

539
00:26:51,039 --> 00:26:55,760
this now so your donations go somewhere

540
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:57,919
the girl month goal [ __ ] it

541
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:59,760
someone already has figured out the the

542
00:26:57,919 --> 00:27:02,480
keyboard that i have in the background

543
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:05,279
that's f you're obsessed buddy let me

544
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:07,360
see let me i'll make the goal now

545
00:27:05,279 --> 00:27:10,080
ah right

546
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:13,360
let's do this [ __ ] thing go month yet

547
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:15,120
again [ __ ] it's restarting

548
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:17,200
should i do should i wait should we be

549
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:18,640
like should i restart it like go month

550
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:22,080
one

551
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:23,360
come on come on season two

552
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:25,360
season three

553
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:27,360
it's season two

554
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:29,679
yeah season two

555
00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:32,159
season two

556
00:27:29,679 --> 00:27:35,120
all right gorman season two call me

557
00:27:32,159 --> 00:27:37,039
lumberjack cause i'm about to drop a log

558
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:39,039
oh my [ __ ] god

559
00:27:37,039 --> 00:27:40,799
okay you've got a mo it's season three

560
00:27:39,039 --> 00:27:44,159
[ __ ] how have i lost track okay it's

561
00:27:40,799 --> 00:27:46,840
season three fine whatever the [ __ ]

562
00:27:44,159 --> 00:27:49,440
uh it's gonna end

563
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:52,799
0805 god americans doing their [ __ ]

564
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:54,559
dates backwards you people are insane

565
00:27:52,799 --> 00:27:56,240
start goal

566
00:27:54,559 --> 00:27:57,520
30 days to go

567
00:27:56,240 --> 00:28:00,640
welcome chad

568
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:03,279
the [ __ ] go month season 3.

569
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:05,440
they make these wipes to clean keyboards

570
00:28:03,279 --> 00:28:07,960
you can find them online why would i do

571
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:09,919
that when i can just buy a brand new

572
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:12,080
500

573
00:28:09,919 --> 00:28:15,120
keyboard

574
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:18,000
oh yeah buddy this ain't no cheap [ __ ]

575
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:18,960
this ain't no cheap [ __ ] this is the big

576
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:22,640
boys

577
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:23,600
glorious sent me a 75 keyboard which i

578
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,360
really like because it has a little

579
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:27,039
volume knob and i really that that made

580
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:29,120
me think but apparently it's a very very

581
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:31,520
copy popular keyboard

582
00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:34,080
500 bucks that's cute listen

583
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:36,399
i just so you know i am like i'm trying

584
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,919
not to get into this hobby but i do have

585
00:28:36,399 --> 00:28:39,200
listen if you if you're into the hobby

586
00:28:37,919 --> 00:28:42,480
then you'll know who i'm going to name

587
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:44,480
drop me and hip yo tech three

588
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:46,559
have each other on discord and we talk

589
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:48,399
about keyboards a good bit

590
00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:51,760
i've got dude

591
00:28:48,399 --> 00:28:55,919
if you know you know hipfio's great um

592
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:55,919
sweet as [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] god

593
00:28:56,240 --> 00:29:01,120
hey barrel rider

594
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:02,960
way to make a [ __ ] entrance

595
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:04,159
um

596
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,760
jesus

597
00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:09,039
anyway

598
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:09,039
[ __ ] that shook me anyway

599
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,880
you're welcome welcome to the keyboard

600
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:15,039
hobby

601
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:16,720
yeah [ __ ] yellow seth oh wait i might

602
00:29:15,039 --> 00:29:18,799
have been wrong i think if you use the

603
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:20,720
code finn i do make money but like i

604
00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:22,399
don't care i'm just happy that they sent

605
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:25,200
me a thing use it you'll probably get

606
00:29:22,399 --> 00:29:28,559
some darling what a wonderful idea i'm

607
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:31,520
pleased to do my part ah they sent me so

608
00:29:28,559 --> 00:29:33,120
much [ __ ] they sent me so much [ __ ] i

609
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:35,840
will say i was a little bit boring with

610
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:38,000
like my my key selection choices because

611
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:40,799
i wanted to be able to like mix and

612
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:42,399
match [ __ ] in the future

613
00:29:40,799 --> 00:29:43,440
oh some people are really gonna care

614
00:29:42,399 --> 00:29:46,080
about this all right let's see

615
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:48,000
mechanical key looping live stream when

616
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:50,559
i'm not looping it this is the easiest

617
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:53,120
keyboard build i'm ever gonna have to do

618
00:29:50,559 --> 00:29:56,000
um but i think i have to build it i'm

619
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:58,240
not sure seth said i have to build this

620
00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:00,080
thing but here's what it is oh my god

621
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:02,240
it's [ __ ] weighty too

622
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:05,360
look at that that's [ __ ] beefy the

623
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:08,240
gmmk pro

624
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:09,919
i it's the box itself is smaller than my

625
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:12,399
or my keyboard already my keyboard is

626
00:30:09,919 --> 00:30:14,880
100 keyboard and i don't use the numpad

627
00:30:12,399 --> 00:30:16,799
at all i never have

628
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:19,520
i got my dude look at this [ __ ] i got

629
00:30:16,799 --> 00:30:21,120
myself one of the fancy blue cables fin

630
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:22,880
step [ __ ] you know

631
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:26,720
the brand

632
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:28,080
10k what oh sorry jesus 10k really yes

633
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,679
are you not famili

634
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:32,240
oh my god have we not done a go month

635
00:30:29,679 --> 00:30:34,399
goal that it's like

636
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:36,159
oh my god do some people not know what

637
00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:37,600
girl month is shall i reintroduce them

638
00:30:36,159 --> 00:30:40,480
to the concept

639
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:42,720
of my own personal hell

640
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:43,520
shall i reintroduce them while i'm doing

641
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,840
this

642
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:47,440
oh and i got a keycap puller that's

643
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:50,080
boring i got

644
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:51,200
switch puller boring don't don't care

645
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:54,159
don't care

646
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:56,640
oh wait oh

647
00:30:54,159 --> 00:30:58,159
i got the brass one wait okay do people

648
00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:01,039
know if this is better i bought the

649
00:30:58,159 --> 00:31:05,039
brass i got the brass [ __ ] what the [ __ ]

650
00:31:01,039 --> 00:31:06,320
buying the fin season pass

651
00:31:05,039 --> 00:31:09,039
that was good

652
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:11,519
okay is this a good idea aru is better

653
00:31:09,039 --> 00:31:13,600
it's both i got brass and aluminum i

654
00:31:11,519 --> 00:31:15,679
think aluminum is default

655
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:18,080
but i also got the brass one because

656
00:31:15,679 --> 00:31:20,640
this is more expensive

657
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:22,080
shortly i'll do a bits message once it's

658
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:24,080
ready

659
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:25,360
oh okay [ __ ] yeah okay wait you'll

660
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:27,600
probably get some free [ __ ] for it who

661
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,600
knows

662
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:31,440
[ __ ]

663
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:33,440
dude starting off with a bang thank you

664
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:35,039
what the [ __ ] are you doing

665
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:37,279
we don't need we don't need to hit it

666
00:31:35,039 --> 00:31:39,440
i'll be done with go months like if this

667
00:31:37,279 --> 00:31:41,600
if this doesn't get hit i'm done i don't

668
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,960
have to do any more i'm good with that

669
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,919
all right listen

670
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:46,559
boys

671
00:31:43,919 --> 00:31:49,760
in 13 months i share my prime surprise

672
00:31:46,559 --> 00:31:49,760
will give you a better [ __ ]

673
00:31:49,919 --> 00:31:56,880
again this is the language i don't know

674
00:31:53,440 --> 00:32:00,480
fetch the popcorn folks oh my god lisa

675
00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:03,200
has chosen to install her own keycaps is

676
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:05,360
this bad did i make a bad decision i got

677
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:07,679
glorious panda switches

678
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:09,039
a lot of them apparently i got glorious

679
00:32:07,679 --> 00:32:11,840
panda switches

680
00:32:09,039 --> 00:32:16,399
lubed lubed oh [ __ ] thanks for the 10

681
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:18,640
gifted subs lubed they're pre-lubed boys

682
00:32:16,399 --> 00:32:20,240
i wish i was prelude they'll be slipping

683
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:22,159
sliding everywhere no one's made that

684
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:24,640
joke ever the uh

685
00:32:22,159 --> 00:32:27,120
those switches are ba okay i so far i've

686
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:28,640
made good decisions because i know some

687
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,840
of you know way more than me so i'm

688
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,440
relying on you to like give me

689
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:34,320
validation for this

690
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:36,880
i got an annual bonus last week oh [ __ ]

691
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:38,960
it hey stuff thanks for the 100

692
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:41,200
can i just say that this keyboard is

693
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:43,200
like all of this [ __ ] is so ridiculously

694
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:45,200
expensive i didn't pay a dime for it i'm

695
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:47,919
so glad oh i also got oh yeah i got

696
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:50,080
black keycaps because i'm boring and

697
00:32:47,919 --> 00:32:51,519
then as a highlight

698
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:53,039
i got

699
00:32:51,519 --> 00:32:55,440
[ __ ] what the hell

700
00:32:53,039 --> 00:32:58,080
i got these i think these look [ __ ]

701
00:32:55,440 --> 00:33:01,519
cool let's go these things i think

702
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:04,159
that's real nifty i wish i got one i now

703
00:33:01,519 --> 00:33:07,039
sort of have a what is this

704
00:33:04,159 --> 00:33:07,039
gaming sleeve

705
00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:12,720
what

706
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:16,399
i didn't order this pink sleeve

707
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:16,399
what the [ __ ] is a gaming sleeve

708
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:20,960
i still i've unboxed it i still don't

709
00:33:19,519 --> 00:33:24,880
know what this is

710
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:24,880
like the code is now live use

711
00:33:38,399 --> 00:33:43,039
royal royal [ __ ] thanks for 100 why

712
00:33:41,279 --> 00:33:45,200
all of you [ __ ] absolute man you're

713
00:33:43,039 --> 00:33:47,840
all gifting a you're all donating 100 at

714
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:50,159
a time it's [ __ ] weird stop

715
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:52,799
pray lube is not good you need to get

716
00:33:50,159 --> 00:33:55,120
titanium lube for best experience what

717
00:33:52,799 --> 00:33:57,200
does that mean

718
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:59,360
best experience okay i think this is all

719
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:02,080
the stuff in the box

720
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:03,519
yes okay cool so this is the pile of

721
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,399
stuff that i've got

722
00:34:03,519 --> 00:34:06,880
oh

723
00:34:04,399 --> 00:34:09,200
if eyelash extensions are too obvious to

724
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:11,520
wear for a teeny tiny government id

725
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:14,879
photo i suppose you can divert my

726
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:17,599
donation to girl month

727
00:34:14,879 --> 00:34:19,520
i'm not i'm not doing a [ __ ] gov

728
00:34:17,599 --> 00:34:21,839
you know what dude [ __ ] it a suit if

729
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:22,800
this girl month goal hits i'll start the

730
00:34:21,839 --> 00:34:25,760
[ __ ]

731
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:28,399
government id photo [ __ ] but it's

732
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:30,879
dumb i i don't know why i wanna i don't

733
00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:32,960
know if that's a good idea i'm not

734
00:34:30,879 --> 00:34:36,320
confident about that at all make it a

735
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:38,159
goal maybe maybe after this [ __ ] ah

736
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:41,200
thanks but [ __ ] thanks for the 10 gifted

737
00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:41,200
subs okay all right

738
00:34:41,839 --> 00:34:44,000
delicious

739
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,760
all right

740
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:48,240
so

741
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:49,520
dude i hope dude i want every sponsor to

742
00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:51,280
be like this i don't want to have i'm

743
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:53,359
i'm doing my part i just want free [ __ ]

744
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:54,399
i have press on you to put on this don't

745
00:34:53,359 --> 00:34:55,760
give me money

746
00:34:54,399 --> 00:34:57,200
i won't promote you just give me free

747
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,640
[ __ ] please

748
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:00,079
all right but i'm kind of hyped about

749
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,680
this the uh

750
00:35:00,079 --> 00:35:03,680
i want to know like

751
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,720
is the [ __ ] is does the brass make a

752
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,480
difference because that's going to

753
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:08,400
really affect oh they also sent me a hat

754
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:10,960
this this is going to really affect like

755
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:13,520
what i do and how i do

756
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:14,880
these hats are ugly as [ __ ] you need to

757
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:17,359
bend in them they're way better that way

758
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:19,280
i'll bend it later but like

759
00:35:17,359 --> 00:35:20,800
is it which one is the best one to do

760
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:22,160
you got a hat i did get a hat [ __ ] you

761
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,520
seth i bet you didn't get a hat i got a

762
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:25,599
hat

763
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,880
uh got a free hat

764
00:35:25,599 --> 00:35:28,480
what what do i do

765
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:32,560
which one's better none of us got the

766
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:34,400
hat yeah [ __ ] you i got a hat use brass

767
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:38,320
wait do a oh wait can we do a [ __ ]

768
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:39,920
pole on it aluminium or brass

769
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:42,560
i'm get i'm guessing most of you don't

770
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:44,800
know about this [ __ ] thing anyway

771
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:46,320
brass is higher pitched and way more

772
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:49,359
work

773
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:51,119
what do you mean more work

774
00:35:49,359 --> 00:35:54,079
brass bra a lot of people saying brass

775
00:35:51,119 --> 00:35:57,960
dude brass looks kind of dope though

776
00:35:54,079 --> 00:35:57,960
plate oh let's see

777
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:02,640
brass okay

778
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:04,640
brass brass brass

779
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:06,880
uh brass oh [ __ ] everyone's saying

780
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:09,359
brat okay it's a 90 brass okay let's do

781
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:10,880
it aluminium just because of the way you

782
00:36:09,359 --> 00:36:12,960
pronounce it

783
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:15,119
you mean the way that it's meant to be

784
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:16,640
the way that it's spelt

785
00:36:15,119 --> 00:36:17,839
aluminium

786
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:20,480
oh bro

787
00:36:17,839 --> 00:36:22,079
i've got to go here's a thing on this

788
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:24,560
to make this keyboard work i've got to

789
00:36:22,079 --> 00:36:25,520
go full like scorched earth on my old

790
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,240
one

791
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,599
because

792
00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:29,760
[Music]

793
00:36:27,599 --> 00:36:32,960
i've gotta i've gotta literally cut the

794
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:34,880
cord in half if you enjoy it in order

795
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:37,520
to bring dressed up in all the cute

796
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:39,359
outfits wearing heels three times a week

797
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:41,680
and being hot in general around the

798
00:36:39,359 --> 00:36:44,560
clock please donate

799
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:46,160
otherwise propaganda will try propaganda

800
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:48,560
no problem

801
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:50,079
he's lying to you lying uh propaganda

802
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:52,000
governments shall not be explained i

803
00:36:50,079 --> 00:36:53,599
shall not market it in any way

804
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,880
it's propaganda and you shouldn't listen

805
00:36:53,599 --> 00:36:56,640
to the rest of chat if you don't know

806
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:58,400
what go month is

807
00:36:56,640 --> 00:37:00,400
leave it give me no money give me subs

808
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:02,560
instead give me subs

809
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:03,760
if you want to donate give me subs

810
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,040
that's what that's what's really

811
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,800
appreciated by you want to be

812
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:08,720
appreciated by finster right you want to

813
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,720
be you want to be um you want to you

814
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:12,079
want to be on my good side don't you

815
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:14,320
well you should give me subs and not

816
00:37:12,079 --> 00:37:16,160
anything else don't give me donors i

817
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:17,119
made i made the donut all to appease

818
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,640
them

819
00:37:17,119 --> 00:37:21,119
okay i want to open the brass plate

820
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:24,640
because it's interesting

821
00:37:21,119 --> 00:37:24,640
oh i'm not gonna need that

822
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:28,000
oh

823
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:31,040
this thing's [ __ ] crazy looking look

824
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:33,440
at [ __ ] consider hrt this is from the

825
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:35,040
trans agenda

826
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:39,040
oh you're the people fox news was

827
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:41,119
talking about i've heard of you guys

828
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:43,359
the uh the gay gender

829
00:37:41,119 --> 00:37:46,400
oh my god i didn't know you guys existed

830
00:37:43,359 --> 00:37:46,400
i appreciate that's crazy

831
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:51,040
hold on yo this is beefy this is like

832
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,560
got some white to it i guess because

833
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:55,320
it's made out of brass

834
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:59,280
or something i got the cooler master ck

835
00:37:55,320 --> 00:38:01,920
550 v2 mechanical gaming keyboard rgb

836
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:04,000
backlighting on the fly controls

837
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:06,960
aluminium top plate and wrist rest

838
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:10,560
included uk for never been to your

839
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,560
stream only seen you on youtube

840
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:14,079
i always like that they're like first

841
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,920
time in the stream people

842
00:38:14,079 --> 00:38:17,599
i wonder if you guys think i'm actually

843
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:19,680
funny

844
00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:21,040
after the edit before the editors get a

845
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:23,200
hold of the clips do you guys think i'm

846
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:25,680
actually kind of funny

847
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:28,079
because i don't but let's see this is

848
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:30,800
the main thing this is the main body of

849
00:38:28,079 --> 00:38:30,800
the keyboard

850
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:35,040
that was boring

851
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:37,280
hold on

852
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:39,200
let's make it happen let's make it come

853
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:40,720
on crack

854
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:42,880
i hope that's not something i needed in

855
00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:44,560
there some stickers wait is that a

856
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:46,800
[ __ ] condom no it's a sticker and a

857
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:49,040
silicon gel packet i don't care oh damn

858
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,720
this thing

859
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:52,160
oh what the [ __ ] ellen what the [ __ ] is

860
00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:53,920
going on

861
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:56,480
prediction if finn breaks something i'm

862
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:58,480
not gonna break a thing

863
00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:00,720
oh here here's the is the boy though

864
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:02,720
here's the actual thing

865
00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:03,680
oh [ __ ]

866
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:05,920
oh sh

867
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:08,400
heavens trying to keep the light as

868
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:10,720
intact as possible for possible backup

869
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:13,920
also do not forget to unplug it if you

870
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:16,800
gonna cut some cables safety first etc

871
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:19,040
etc is resident keyboard nerd if you

872
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:21,440
need extra knowledge nah i've kept my

873
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:23,520
plugin for this long it's been [ __ ]

874
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:25,440
god it's been the last month i've had

875
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:26,720
the plugin so i think i'm fine with just

876
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:28,240
keeping it

877
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:31,440
it is a little bit uncomfortable when i

878
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:34,480
sit down but it's not that bad

879
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:36,800
oh keyboard [ __ ] um yeah dude i didn't

880
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:39,520
know you knew about that i broke af but

881
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:41,599
i do my part

882
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:43,760
also how much electricity do it does a

883
00:39:41,599 --> 00:39:45,680
keyboard really how is that it's not

884
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:49,200
unsafe i can get electrocuted with a

885
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:51,520
keeper how do i [ __ ] do this

886
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:54,320
okay question though

887
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:56,160
this is the back plate like this bit

888
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:58,000
i do a little bit of research how do i

889
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,839
get it off

890
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:03,280
like how do i oh [ __ ] thanks for the

891
00:39:59,839 --> 00:40:05,760
[ __ ] how do i take the aluminium off

892
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:08,760
and put the brass in

893
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,760
screwdriver

894
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,720
just like

895
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:16,720
gremlin princess

896
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:18,640
i have a screwdriver i'm gonna have to

897
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:19,920
go downstairs

898
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:21,599
okay

899
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,720
[ __ ] it's downstairs i didn't prepare

900
00:40:21,599 --> 00:40:24,720
for this dude i didn't know how to do

901
00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:27,119
this much work okay fine

902
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:29,680
rip 200 wait what the [ __ ] someone

903
00:40:27,119 --> 00:40:32,480
oh my god

904
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:35,760
i didn't even [ __ ] realize

905
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:37,839
thanks for the 200 donations steam

906
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:40,160
tyrell what the f let's make it happen

907
00:40:37,839 --> 00:40:42,160
let's make a red crack 200 bucks i'm

908
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:44,240
gonna do it buddy oh [ __ ] five dollars

909
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:46,960
away from a thousand dollars

910
00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:49,359
helen [ __ ] thanks for the 10 gifted

911
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:51,520
why is it you guys go [ __ ] feral as

912
00:40:49,359 --> 00:40:54,000
soon as you have the the opportunity to

913
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:56,800
dress me like a girl for a full month

914
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,520
you guys go feral over it i get my nails

915
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:00,079
done

916
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:02,240
bright red so i can scare you people

917
00:41:00,079 --> 00:41:04,640
away from me and it doesn't work

918
00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:07,119
this leather skirt is so [ __ ] warm

919
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:09,200
jesus christ dank jewel tom saito

920
00:41:07,119 --> 00:41:11,760
vollmain cadilla

921
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:14,000
we're feral boys you are all right let

922
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:16,000
me uh

923
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:19,280
i'm not gonna break anything cinnamon

924
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:21,119
aluminium linoleum petroleum

925
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:22,240
correct

926
00:41:21,119 --> 00:41:25,280
correct

927
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:25,280
do you guys say it differently

928
00:41:26,319 --> 00:41:29,520
the nails entice us it's like a

929
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,560
yeah

930
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:32,720
uh

931
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:34,640
hypnotizing all right i'm gonna play uh

932
00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:36,810
what is love while i go fetch a keyboard

933
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:44,739
from downstairs one sec also

934
00:41:36,810 --> 00:41:44,739
[Music]

935
00:41:46,079 --> 00:41:49,079
wow

936
00:41:55,599 --> 00:41:58,920
let's go

937
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:16,040
no i don't want to be on your good side

938
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:16,040
smile

939
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,920
i'm back

940
00:42:17,599 --> 00:42:22,320
i have my keyboard i have my screwdriver

941
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:23,680
set for keyboard opening okay

942
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,839
[Music]

943
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:27,839
right

944
00:42:25,839 --> 00:42:30,880
my guy you be looking extra thick and

945
00:42:27,839 --> 00:42:33,839
cute af for you manly and buff you're g

946
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,839
dang right i am

947
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:38,720
look at that look at that [ __ ] look at

948
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:40,880
that [ __ ] yeah i'm strong i'm strong

949
00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:43,359
i'm a strong boy i wanna i wanna like a

950
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:46,560
strong emote when i get the emo it's all

951
00:42:43,359 --> 00:42:49,119
done and finished on like a [ __ ] like

952
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:51,200
muscle muscle emote all right

953
00:42:49,119 --> 00:42:52,880
i've got my [ __ ] thing this might

954
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:54,880
this stream might just have to end if i

955
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:58,319
don't have the correct bit

956
00:42:54,880 --> 00:43:00,800
because i'm i'm terrified i don't um

957
00:42:58,319 --> 00:43:00,800
let's see

958
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:03,540
let's try not to lose him

959
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,119
um

960
00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:07,280
[Music]

961
00:43:05,119 --> 00:43:08,800
oh i definitely have a small enough bit

962
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:13,800
for this

963
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:13,800
1k down 9k to go

964
00:43:15,119 --> 00:43:18,319
oh [ __ ]

965
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,119
oh [ __ ] someone gifted five bucks let's

966
00:43:18,319 --> 00:43:21,680
go

967
00:43:19,119 --> 00:43:24,319
let's [ __ ] we're at 1k already

968
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:27,680
hey we're 10 of the way there

969
00:43:24,319 --> 00:43:29,680
jesus [ __ ] christ okay

970
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,800
this should be oh this keyboard this oh

971
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:34,079
this not this keyboard this [ __ ]

972
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:36,400
screwdriver sucks balls

973
00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:36,400
okay

974
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:41,839
all right i've gotta unscrew the like

975
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,839
what

976
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:46,960
oh [ __ ]

977
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,280
oh

978
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:55,839
oh am i gonna strip

979
00:43:52,839 --> 00:43:58,880
that this is not the right bit i'm gonna

980
00:43:55,839 --> 00:44:00,640
strip this [ __ ] screw dude

981
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:02,560
if i'm not careful

982
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:05,040
hold on

983
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:07,359
i need a different bit for it i really

984
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:10,319
don't want to [ __ ] this up

985
00:44:07,359 --> 00:44:12,800
i'm really scared if i [ __ ] this up it's

986
00:44:10,319 --> 00:44:12,800
done for

987
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:18,560
oh bro hold on

988
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:25,520
oh bro i might i might [ __ ] hold on

989
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,520
no this can't be

990
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:31,680
is it too much wiggle room hold on

991
00:44:31,839 --> 00:44:34,800
i should really send me

992
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:37,040
they should really send me a screwdriver

993
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:38,880
for this

994
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:41,599
you [ __ ] up no i'm fine i'm fine i'm

995
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:43,760
good i'm good i'm good

996
00:44:41,599 --> 00:44:46,000
i need to find like a flatter phillips

997
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,000
head

998
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:50,560
this one

999
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:52,720
could it be this one's two this one

1000
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:55,920
looks too big though

1001
00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:55,920
the other ones are too pointy

1002
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,520
ten percent in 40 minutes

1003
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:06,800
oh okay that one got it

1004
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:08,640
yeah okay the thing is i'm really

1005
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:10,800
[ __ ] worried i just stripped one of

1006
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:13,280
them

1007
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:14,560
oh i got it i did it i'm so [ __ ] good

1008
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,480
at this

1009
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:19,200
oh [ __ ] did i look like a demon while i

1010
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:22,880
was doing that for a minute like in the

1011
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:24,880
bro i got it i got it i got it i'm good

1012
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:26,160
oh [ __ ] now i just really need someone

1013
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,599
to put the screws down that i'm not

1014
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:31,280
going to lose them

1015
00:45:27,599 --> 00:45:32,400
okay [ __ ] when donald trump next 500

1016
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:36,160
keyboard

1017
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:38,800
jk femboy diy stream pog i'll put them

1018
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:41,599
in the hat that they gave me

1019
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,599
oh yeah that's clever

1020
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:47,839
oh [ __ ] yeah nice maybe use your flat

1021
00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:47,839
butt as a phillips head

1022
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:52,479
[Music]

1023
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:58,480
doing my part simps together strong

1024
00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:00,560
don't say this to me please not today

1025
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:03,119
not today does finn know what he's doing

1026
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:04,800
no of course no i've got no [ __ ] who

1027
00:46:03,119 --> 00:46:07,520
who in their right mind has built a

1028
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:07,520
keyboard before

1029
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:11,920
does the second no one's saying what do

1030
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,920
you do

1031
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:17,520
does the second camera see what you do

1032
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:19,440
uh not very well and also my rooms are

1033
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:21,599
[ __ ] mess and i can i could just

1034
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:25,520
direct it down there

1035
00:46:21,599 --> 00:46:25,520
could hold on fix it i can clean my desk

1036
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:30,000
oh in the hat there we go

1037
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:32,319
okay

1038
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:35,280
it i it can but i think right now it

1039
00:46:32,319 --> 00:46:35,280
sees what does it see

1040
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:38,240
this this

1041
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:43,520
strips and screws

1042
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:45,200
oh i was just bro

1043
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:46,720
that was kind of pretty [ __ ] yeah dude

1044
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:49,839
that was a good look actually for for a

1045
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:51,680
split second this one lighting condition

1046
00:46:49,839 --> 00:46:53,440
not bad not bad

1047
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,839
uh like let's

1048
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:56,240
aim it

1049
00:46:54,839 --> 00:46:57,920
down oh

1050
00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:59,920
here's the [ __ ] keyboard and there's

1051
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:02,640
the mess behind me

1052
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:04,240
so dude all right what i'm doing don't

1053
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:05,440
look at my don't look at my stomach by

1054
00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:08,240
the way because i'm in a i'm in a

1055
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:10,000
compromising position okay i'm i've got

1056
00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:11,520
to unscrew the back of this thing but

1057
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,720
it's not it doesn't look like that many

1058
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:15,280
screws

1059
00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:16,800
i can't lose them is this complex does

1060
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,400
anyone actually know if this is hard to

1061
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:20,319
do or not

1062
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:22,240
oh [ __ ]

1063
00:47:20,319 --> 00:47:24,160
there we go got it

1064
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:26,640
there's no like lock tight on it so i'm

1065
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:28,079
i'm good i'm solid and that that hat

1066
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:29,920
over there is just where i'm placing the

1067
00:47:28,079 --> 00:47:32,160
screws down

1068
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,160
[ __ ]

1069
00:47:32,559 --> 00:47:36,559
but yeah you can see my look at my gross

1070
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:38,240
[ __ ] cute look at how mashed that

1071
00:47:36,559 --> 00:47:40,800
button is the is that the enter button

1072
00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:42,640
that's the enter button it's all by feel

1073
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:44,319
i'm almost convinced that most i don't

1074
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:45,680
need to know what most of the buttons on

1075
00:47:44,319 --> 00:47:47,200
my keyboard do

1076
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:50,559
because i've mashed them into

1077
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:50,559
non-existence already

1078
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:57,119
where is the soldering iron bro

1079
00:47:54,559 --> 00:47:58,800
i gotta figure that out

1080
00:47:57,119 --> 00:48:01,520
i think i'm just gonna plug this in this

1081
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:04,079
keyboard in as well i can unplug this

1082
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:06,079
keyboard but i can't move it off my desk

1083
00:48:04,079 --> 00:48:07,040
without literally cutting the cable on

1084
00:48:06,079 --> 00:48:08,720
it

1085
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:12,079
so it's a little bit just straight up

1086
00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:13,920
scorched earth on this thing

1087
00:48:12,079 --> 00:48:15,920
okay there we go

1088
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:18,240
that's working way better i feel like

1089
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:21,240
linus tech tips don't you

1090
00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:21,240
okay

1091
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:24,640
see this is where long nails are

1092
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:25,920
actually kind of helpful

1093
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:29,040
because they can

1094
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:29,040
pick out screws

1095
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:35,920
now that i'm home from work i'm doing my

1096
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:38,559
part had to watch the first minutes kyle

1097
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:41,839
driving home with my porsche vish is

1098
00:48:38,559 --> 00:48:45,760
worth only 5 000 long

1099
00:48:41,839 --> 00:48:45,760
what i'm so [ __ ] confused

1100
00:48:46,839 --> 00:48:52,160
okay what are you bragging about why are

1101
00:48:49,599 --> 00:48:54,700
you bragging about your

1102
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:57,820
what a weird flex

1103
00:48:54,700 --> 00:48:57,820
[Music]

1104
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:03,440
damn your chat is thirsty af

1105
00:49:00,839 --> 00:49:05,359
lol i should stream as a girl pog champ

1106
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,400
pog champ pog champ i don't know what

1107
00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:08,960
you mean

1108
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:11,520
chat would you consider yourself thirsty

1109
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:15,040
do i need to give you bonks or no are

1110
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:15,040
you are you good are you gonna behave

1111
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:20,079
bros the most manly hats right dude dude

1112
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:22,640
look at this [ __ ] [ __ ]

1113
00:49:20,079 --> 00:49:24,960
i got really long fingers look at that

1114
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:26,800
look at the size of my hand bro bunk me

1115
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:29,119
bro

1116
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:31,119
don't make me bonk you chat

1117
00:49:29,119 --> 00:49:32,400
that sounds [ __ ] wrong

1118
00:49:31,119 --> 00:49:36,160
don't make me

1119
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:36,160
don't make me have to bonk you

1120
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:44,960
hydrate i i will bro i will

1121
00:49:42,079 --> 00:49:46,400
i do want to sip thank you

1122
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:48,160
but dude

1123
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:50,240
i can't tell were you serious about the

1124
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:51,920
masculine hands thing because i

1125
00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:54,319
personally do actually think i have kind

1126
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:56,480
of masculine hands

1127
00:49:54,319 --> 00:49:58,640
but you guys make fun of me for having

1128
00:49:56,480 --> 00:50:00,880
feminine hands so i don't know please

1129
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:03,520
make sure you have the video i sent you

1130
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:05,599
open before you break something also

1131
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:08,240
please remove rotary knob before you

1132
00:50:05,599 --> 00:50:09,520
finish unscrewing the case

1133
00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:10,880
oh

1134
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:12,480
whoopsie

1135
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:14,640
can i just pull it off

1136
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:17,200
don't you want to wait until meow riser

1137
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:20,720
can build this keyboard for you now she

1138
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:22,960
surely can help do i just pull it off

1139
00:50:20,720 --> 00:50:25,359
don't you pull it off

1140
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:28,480
[ __ ] do i just pull it off

1141
00:50:25,359 --> 00:50:30,480
all i do pull up bro i am pulling up

1142
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:32,720
what do you mean there's no grip there's

1143
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:34,079
no [ __ ] grip on it bro

1144
00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:38,319
what do you mean

1145
00:50:34,079 --> 00:50:38,319
there's a screw on this side of the knob

1146
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:41,839
you [ __ ] liar

1147
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:46,720
bro is it just pull up bro i can't get

1148
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:48,480
my grip on this together oh i did it

1149
00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:50,160
wait

1150
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:51,440
no i'm pulling the whole [ __ ] thing

1151
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:53,200
off

1152
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:55,520
you're [ __ ] lying to me because

1153
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:56,400
you're wearing nails oh

1154
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:58,559
oh

1155
00:50:56,400 --> 00:51:01,599
i thought i broke it okay i'm good oh my

1156
00:50:58,559 --> 00:51:03,520
god i did it in the hat [ __ ] yeah

1157
00:51:01,599 --> 00:51:05,839
and then

1158
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,839
oh

1159
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:12,240
oh [ __ ] it's [ __ ] oh

1160
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:14,559
oh i'm doing i'm uh oh

1161
00:51:12,240 --> 00:51:16,880
it's attached to something

1162
00:51:14,559 --> 00:51:19,760
there's a wire

1163
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:22,880
oh i don't like that

1164
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:25,040
that usb cable wire layout on your old

1165
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:27,200
keyboard maybe does not match wire to

1166
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:30,319
wire to your new open the video i don't

1167
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:32,559
want a new on that keyboards mostly itt

1168
00:51:30,319 --> 00:51:33,839
displayed in there why do i why do i

1169
00:51:32,559 --> 00:51:37,200
need to watch a tutorial why can't i

1170
00:51:33,839 --> 00:51:41,280
just figure this out on my own hold on

1171
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:41,280
let's see uh recording there we go

1172
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:48,079
unscrew the base plate done easy remove

1173
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:51,520
the uh knob removed look at that just as

1174
00:51:48,079 --> 00:51:56,160
easily as i did it just then

1175
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:58,960
unplug pcb that's got to be what that is

1176
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,960
this is my step

1177
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:06,240
that doesn't do that

1178
00:52:02,319 --> 00:52:06,240
mind what how do we [ __ ] do that

1179
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:11,119
wait if we say we're down what you bonk

1180
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:13,599
us

1181
00:52:11,119 --> 00:52:16,880
failing to see the downside

1182
00:52:13,599 --> 00:52:19,839
what hold on that's not how that works

1183
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:19,839
he's lying

1184
00:52:22,559 --> 00:52:27,760
oh [ __ ] he's not

1185
00:52:25,839 --> 00:52:29,920
oh [ __ ]

1186
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:31,359
oh [ __ ]

1187
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,480
oh [ __ ]

1188
00:52:31,359 --> 00:52:35,119
[ __ ]

1189
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:36,400
what did i do what the [ __ ] i [ __ ] it

1190
00:52:35,119 --> 00:52:38,960
up somewhere

1191
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:40,319
okay it's fine why does this move around

1192
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:42,000
i feel like i've put it in the wrong

1193
00:52:40,319 --> 00:52:43,440
place down now

1194
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,200
no it's fine it's just a little sponge

1195
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:48,000
pad okay can i just [ __ ] take the top

1196
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:49,599
off of this then the the plate how do i

1197
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:51,920
get the plate off oh

1198
00:52:49,599 --> 00:52:54,559
how do i do it what do i do he made it

1199
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:56,319
look so easy bro how do i do it i

1200
00:52:54,559 --> 00:52:57,680
[ __ ] oh [ __ ] do i have to look at

1201
00:52:56,319 --> 00:53:00,920
this video again

1202
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:00,920
hold on

1203
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:06,000
i don't want to do that i don't know if

1204
00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:08,000
i want it

1205
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:09,599
ah copyright

1206
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:13,079
do i need to do that i don't feel like i

1207
00:53:09,599 --> 00:53:13,079
need to do this

1208
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:18,240
oh does he do

1209
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:27,800
[ __ ] you have to [ __ ] unscrew

1210
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:27,800
it from the pcb

1211
00:53:28,260 --> 00:53:31,429
[Music]

1212
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:36,640
just use a knife

1213
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:36,640
i could totally do that

1214
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:42,559
but i gotta [ __ ] know i gotta

1215
00:53:40,559 --> 00:53:44,240
[ __ ] become an electrical engineer so

1216
00:53:42,559 --> 00:53:47,119
i can make myself a [ __ ] typing

1217
00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:47,119
machine what the [ __ ]

1218
00:53:47,359 --> 00:53:52,480
oh my god

1219
00:53:49,119 --> 00:53:54,400
how do i disconnect the goddamn pcb bro

1220
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:57,520
unplug the pcb

1221
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:59,280
what do i do what do i do

1222
00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:00,079
just use the aluminium plate if i want

1223
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:02,160
to

1224
00:54:00,079 --> 00:54:03,440
should i be absolutely capable to do

1225
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:05,280
this for you

1226
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:07,599
just wait

1227
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:09,599
okay listen i'm not listen

1228
00:54:07,599 --> 00:54:11,920
i'm not personally a fan of you people

1229
00:54:09,599 --> 00:54:14,240
treating me like i'm an idiot i am

1230
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:16,960
clever marisa is not

1231
00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:19,119
order with the i did

1232
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:21,359
seth is experiencing the pain of yelling

1233
00:54:19,119 --> 00:54:23,200
advice at finn that he will ignore here

1234
00:54:21,359 --> 00:54:27,440
is to the seth fund to give him free

1235
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:27,440
therapy and an ecg for his heart

1236
00:54:27,839 --> 00:54:32,000
how did they do this

1237
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:35,280
that is the most hard to understand

1238
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:37,119
thing okay unplug that unplug this thing

1239
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:38,880
bro he does this dude doesn't have fake

1240
00:54:37,119 --> 00:54:41,920
nails this is [ __ ]

1241
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:41,920
harder than it seems

1242
00:54:42,319 --> 00:54:46,559
[ __ ] hold on

1243
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:48,880
should i just do it how many standoffs

1244
00:54:46,559 --> 00:54:50,319
are there if there's like less than five

1245
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:52,400
then i'll just do it

1246
00:54:50,319 --> 00:54:53,839
oh i think there is okay hold on

1247
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:55,200
how do you do that

1248
00:54:53,839 --> 00:54:56,799
how do you [ __ ] unplug that that's

1249
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:59,119
actually hard to do

1250
00:54:56,799 --> 00:55:01,680
let me see hold on

1251
00:54:59,119 --> 00:55:04,240
he like just [ __ ] pulls on it do you

1252
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:07,839
just [ __ ] pull on it

1253
00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:07,839
that feels so archaic

1254
00:55:10,079 --> 00:55:16,880
oh my god oh my god i almost i got it

1255
00:55:14,559 --> 00:55:19,520
do you like my new keyboard chat i did

1256
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:21,040
it is that supposed to be uh this is

1257
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:22,799
supposed to look like that

1258
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:25,680
chat my hands are so sweaty am i gonna

1259
00:55:22,799 --> 00:55:27,359
short circuit this damn thing

1260
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:29,359
i feel like i will

1261
00:55:27,359 --> 00:55:31,599
okay

1262
00:55:29,359 --> 00:55:35,240
okay right so

1263
00:55:31,599 --> 00:55:35,240
how in the [ __ ]

1264
00:55:36,240 --> 00:55:40,799
right where are the standoffs i'm

1265
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:40,799
looking at the video a little bit

1266
00:55:43,119 --> 00:55:45,599
oh wait

1267
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:49,839
is it on the other did i even need to do

1268
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:49,839
that

1269
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:55,680
i'm not even certain i needed to do that

1270
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:55,680
is it on this side

1271
00:55:56,720 --> 00:56:02,960
so you are saying riza is dummy that's

1272
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:02,960
outrageous but i will

1273
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:07,839
i don't even think i needed to do all

1274
00:56:06,799 --> 00:56:08,300
that

1275
00:56:07,839 --> 00:56:09,359
wait

1276
00:56:08,300 --> 00:56:10,720
[Music]

1277
00:56:09,359 --> 00:56:12,319
no you didn't need to do it it's on the

1278
00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:15,280
back no but there's two on the front

1279
00:56:12,319 --> 00:56:17,440
broke don't fix it btw you don't have

1280
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:21,200
man hands and your chat is so thirsty

1281
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:21,200
your chat need a hard bon club

1282
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:25,200
there's two on the front

1283
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:28,960
oh [ __ ]

1284
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:30,640
oh oh oh oh don't worry rose oh we all

1285
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:32,880
think you're doing a great job and

1286
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:34,240
you're very pretty i'm doing great hold

1287
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:36,240
on uh oh

1288
00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:38,340
oh no where's it going where's my do i

1289
00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:40,480
have tweezers [ __ ] i do

1290
00:56:38,340 --> 00:56:43,200
[Music]

1291
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:46,000
oh oh tiny tiny please come back home

1292
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:47,520
our kids miss you

1293
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:51,280
no

1294
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:51,280
do i even need finn what

1295
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:55,760
what

1296
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:55,760
what

1297
00:56:55,920 --> 00:57:02,799
what what am i doing wrong not doing

1298
00:56:58,799 --> 00:57:02,799
anything wrong stalling what do you mean

1299
00:57:03,839 --> 00:57:07,359
he's not typing too fast i don't know

1300
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:09,520
i'm trying to take advice from him but

1301
00:57:07,359 --> 00:57:13,040
he's not typing

1302
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:14,240
okay boop there we go

1303
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:18,079
it's going to be like if you unscrew

1304
00:57:14,240 --> 00:57:20,000
that you'll die hold on okay

1305
00:57:18,079 --> 00:57:22,640
oh okay it's not that easy what did i

1306
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:26,319
just unscrew then

1307
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:29,599
yeah wait what did i unscrew

1308
00:57:26,319 --> 00:57:29,599
[ __ ] fine all right

1309
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:34,319
i'll figure it out i'll figure it out

1310
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:36,000
all right

1311
00:57:34,319 --> 00:57:37,280
that's that looks like something that i

1312
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:41,680
can unscrew

1313
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:44,880
do i just unscrew every screw that i see

1314
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:44,880
that feels like what i do

1315
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:49,520
yeah the guy in the video did it he even

1316
00:57:48,079 --> 00:57:51,280
did it with tweezers look at this he's

1317
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:52,559
doing it with tweezers like me so he

1318
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:54,640
flips it around that's what i'm doing

1319
00:57:52,559 --> 00:57:57,520
i'm i'm on [ __ ] what two minute in

1320
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:59,119
this tutorial okay he does one up there

1321
00:57:57,520 --> 00:58:00,720
oh [ __ ] i don't even see that [ __ ]

1322
00:57:59,119 --> 00:58:04,160
thing

1323
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:06,160
oh do i look oh that's so many screws

1324
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:09,520
chad do i bother tell me honestly do i

1325
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:11,599
even bother doing this

1326
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:14,160
or shall i just like

1327
00:58:11,599 --> 00:58:16,799
hire someone

1328
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:19,599
this is too hard

1329
00:58:16,799 --> 00:58:20,960
you literally have a video guide mate i

1330
00:58:19,599 --> 00:58:22,640
don't get it

1331
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:25,119
it's too confusing

1332
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:26,559
uh i need like more places to put the

1333
00:58:25,119 --> 00:58:29,440
screws in

1334
00:58:26,559 --> 00:58:29,440
uh i have a mug

1335
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:34,000
nice i'll put it in that

1336
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:36,720
okay

1337
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:38,400
pc can someone remember pcb screws are

1338
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:40,799
in the mug

1339
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:40,799
all right

1340
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:44,720
someone gotta remember that though okay

1341
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:51,839
disgusting uh

1342
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:51,839
listen welcome to my streams

1343
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:55,839
oh let me quickly go on uh main cam

1344
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:58,079
anybody

1345
00:58:55,839 --> 00:58:59,359
someone okay bless him

1346
00:58:58,079 --> 00:59:01,839
you wanna hear about the thing that i

1347
00:58:59,359 --> 00:59:01,839
did today

1348
00:59:02,079 --> 00:59:05,520
if some of you follow my tick tock

1349
00:59:03,839 --> 00:59:07,839
you'll know what happened you might have

1350
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:10,319
seen a video posted on my tick tock or i

1351
00:59:07,839 --> 00:59:12,240
did something [ __ ] awesome

1352
00:59:10,319 --> 00:59:14,400
and then it got removed that feels like

1353
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:15,760
i just unscrewed the wrong thing wait

1354
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:19,839
hold on

1355
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:19,839
let me make sure i didn't one sec

1356
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:33,280
hold

1357
00:59:30,839 --> 00:59:35,760
on i'm almost certain i unscrewed the

1358
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:35,760
wrong thing

1359
00:59:36,559 --> 00:59:40,960
this is painful to watch and

1360
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:44,400
entertaining at the same time keck w i

1361
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:44,400
can't tell hold on

1362
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:48,240
oh but they're different sizes no i

1363
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:51,119
unscrewed the right thing

1364
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:54,480
but they're different sizes

1365
00:59:51,119 --> 00:59:54,480
two babies already

1366
00:59:55,599 --> 00:59:58,480
is there [ __ ] eight of

1367
00:59:58,839 --> 01:00:02,160
them hold on i'll show you what i'm

1368
01:00:00,799 --> 01:00:04,559
looking at

1369
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:07,440
did that just come off oh that's it okay

1370
01:00:04,559 --> 01:00:10,240
i'm i'm one step away i'm one step away

1371
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:10,240
from this being done

1372
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:12,640
okay

1373
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:17,760
pcb screws

1374
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:20,160
mostly in the cup

1375
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:22,160
the rest of them are gonna be

1376
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:25,520
just [ __ ] on the table i'm keeping

1377
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:27,359
the smallest screws on the table okay

1378
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:29,359
where they're most safe they can roll

1379
01:00:27,359 --> 01:00:32,559
around they're going to be free i want

1380
01:00:29,359 --> 01:00:32,559
to keep them in a good mood

1381
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:36,960
don't lose the led strips if they fall

1382
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:41,079
off their place listen seth i've got

1383
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:41,079
bigger issues to fry

1384
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:48,960
the brass plate is worth it but dear god

1385
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:51,599
i'm scared you're going to break

1386
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:53,359
something not like this

1387
01:00:51,599 --> 01:00:57,760
i heard a crack i heard a crack on the

1388
01:00:53,359 --> 01:01:00,319
pcb it's fine they do that sometimes

1389
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:02,400
just general wear and tear

1390
01:01:00,319 --> 01:01:06,440
patient name seth

1391
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:06,440
time of death 2209

1392
01:01:08,319 --> 01:01:13,839
listen uh why is that so weird

1393
01:01:11,119 --> 01:01:15,359
hold on let me grab a knife

1394
01:01:13,839 --> 01:01:17,520
oh i got it never mind

1395
01:01:15,359 --> 01:01:21,280
don't read the manual or the instruction

1396
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:22,319
video just get your jigsaw out

1397
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:24,880
yeah

1398
01:01:22,319 --> 01:01:28,240
dude

1399
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:28,240
oh that's making a weird noise

1400
01:01:30,079 --> 01:01:34,240
almost a year and a half finn's still

1401
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:36,400
looking as submissive and breathable as

1402
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:38,559
ever f1 nn les gang

1403
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:40,480
i think i'm dominant and breathable i

1404
01:01:38,559 --> 01:01:42,960
want to make that a thing love the

1405
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:46,559
content and the new color nails

1406
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:48,559
can't wait for the hormone update

1407
01:01:46,559 --> 01:01:50,240
let me go to a uh

1408
01:01:48,559 --> 01:01:51,839
chat what do they call it the people

1409
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:54,640
that test your testosterone for like

1410
01:01:51,839 --> 01:01:56,079
sports events

1411
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:58,319
begins with a knee i know it begins with

1412
01:01:56,079 --> 01:01:58,319
an a

1413
01:01:58,799 --> 01:02:03,119
month

1414
01:02:00,799 --> 01:02:05,359
endocrinologist [ __ ] yeah i remember

1415
01:02:03,119 --> 01:02:07,200
that

1416
01:02:05,359 --> 01:02:07,920
i've been saying for a long time that i

1417
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:08,960
like

1418
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:11,680
okay

1419
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:14,559
i i do consider myself high test high in

1420
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:14,559
testosterone

1421
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:20,400
okay as i as the words come out my mouth

1422
01:02:17,839 --> 01:02:22,640
i know they sound like they're not right

1423
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:22,640
but

1424
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:28,000
i can see you typing

1425
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:28,000
listen

1426
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:30,640
um

1427
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:36,640
i personally consider myself

1428
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:38,640
like listen

1429
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:40,720
i exhibit a lot of the traits that

1430
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:41,680
people that have high testosterone do i

1431
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:43,119
do

1432
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:45,039
i haven't had any issues with my

1433
01:02:43,119 --> 01:02:49,280
hairline that yet though

1434
01:02:45,039 --> 01:02:50,880
which is kind of oh [ __ ]

1435
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:52,319
i definitely shouldn't have done that

1436
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:54,000
whoopsie

1437
01:02:52,319 --> 01:02:55,359
high testosterone dudes lose their hair

1438
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,640
by 20.

1439
01:02:55,359 --> 01:02:59,119
um

1440
01:02:56,640 --> 01:03:00,480
yeah but listen maybe i'm just like

1441
01:02:59,119 --> 01:03:02,640
different

1442
01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:04,480
have you considered that buddy

1443
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:06,000
okay part of the plate's like hanging

1444
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:07,920
off

1445
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:09,280
i must say that's probably good news for

1446
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:14,359
me

1447
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:14,359
what two screws left sure testosteros

1448
01:03:15,039 --> 01:03:20,559
stop the rose

1449
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:24,880
i can appreciate a good testosterone

1450
01:03:20,559 --> 01:03:24,880
okay bigger screw in the mud

1451
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:31,039
just with the girl month goal he can buy

1452
01:03:27,839 --> 01:03:32,480
two other sets of keyboards scam five

1453
01:03:31,039 --> 01:03:33,760
dir true

1454
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:35,440
well you gotta see you're not taking

1455
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:37,680
into account taxes

1456
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:40,720
i get taxed at um if i buy a keyboard

1457
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:42,319
with the money it's taxed at uh 85 or

1458
01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:44,720
something like that it's over 80 i get

1459
01:03:42,319 --> 01:03:46,640
taxed at for personal purchases but you

1460
01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:47,680
didn't know that welcome to the uk

1461
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:51,680
uh

1462
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:51,680
oh [ __ ] that's more than one

1463
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:58,160
uh what were you saying about the led um

1464
01:03:56,000 --> 01:04:00,480
[ __ ]

1465
01:03:58,160 --> 01:04:02,400
oh please die i've got hair on they are

1466
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:04,720
so down bad nimbus is that that's

1467
01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:06,799
definitely a strong muscular heavy bonk

1468
01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:09,799
not like this

1469
01:04:06,799 --> 01:04:09,799
oh

1470
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:15,440
oh

1471
01:04:16,319 --> 01:04:21,520
oh

1472
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:23,359
he just took it right off in the video

1473
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:25,200
oh there's the led okay

1474
01:04:23,359 --> 01:04:27,039
wait where the [ __ ] did that screw come

1475
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:28,880
from

1476
01:04:27,039 --> 01:04:31,280
there's another one testosterone is

1477
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:33,920
probably high but more like high on

1478
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:36,240
drugs not high in value

1479
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:38,160
oh i don't get it wait there are more

1480
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:40,000
screws than the guy said

1481
01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:43,359
okay there are two led there's a stat

1482
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:44,880
there's two they look like standoffs

1483
01:04:43,359 --> 01:04:48,240
okay i don't know where the [ __ ] that

1484
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:49,680
came from but successfully can remove

1485
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:53,000
the plate

1486
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:53,000
oh [ __ ]

1487
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:59,359
oh [ __ ] why is it stuck there can i just

1488
01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:59,359
rip that off

1489
01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:02,240
yeah

1490
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:04,880
okay

1491
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:08,039
that's probably fine

1492
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:08,039
all right

1493
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:15,359
that's probably not a big deal

1494
01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:18,240
let me position that again

1495
01:05:15,359 --> 01:05:21,039
why is that higher up now that feels oh

1496
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:22,559
it's because the pcb is not plugged in

1497
01:05:21,039 --> 01:05:23,680
right

1498
01:05:22,559 --> 01:05:26,400
now

1499
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:27,680
i get my brass one

1500
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:30,720
why'd you just try

1501
01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:33,280
which way up is this this way

1502
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:35,119
is this the right way around

1503
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:36,799
i wish i had the other one to check okay

1504
01:05:35,119 --> 01:05:38,559
it's fine

1505
01:05:36,799 --> 01:05:40,319
so where did where where the [ __ ] they

1506
01:05:38,559 --> 01:05:42,000
didn't say where the [ __ ] the other

1507
01:05:40,319 --> 01:05:44,480
things were supposed to be

1508
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:46,000
because look

1509
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:48,160
like he just removes that [ __ ] no

1510
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:51,839
problem he removes that

1511
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:51,839
there's two standoff screws in here

1512
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:57,440
but where

1513
01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:01,920
stabilizers is that it

1514
01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:03,200
okay i don't actually need to do

1515
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:05,760
anything more from this because i'm not

1516
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:08,720
doing anything that complex

1517
01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:11,599
so i'm guessing i just lay this down

1518
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:11,599
and then it works

1519
01:06:12,319 --> 01:06:16,079
that's

1520
01:06:13,119 --> 01:06:16,079
that's gotta be right

1521
01:06:17,359 --> 01:06:23,119
oh oh wait a second there's two holes in

1522
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:25,440
this but where they go in

1523
01:06:23,119 --> 01:06:29,200
there's two holes in this pcb

1524
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:32,559
do they go up through the back of it

1525
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:34,720
before you go any further f1 nn do you

1526
01:06:32,559 --> 01:06:37,280
care that your existing keyboard is ansi

1527
01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:40,480
layout and the new one is iso

1528
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:40,480
i don't know what that means

1529
01:06:41,359 --> 01:06:46,240
i got no idea what that means buddy

1530
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:48,319
not a club i bet 100 buckaroos that this

1531
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:50,720
keyboard is not working after you're

1532
01:06:48,319 --> 01:06:52,319
done humiliating it oh [ __ ] i'm gonna

1533
01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:53,599
drop this

1534
01:06:52,319 --> 01:06:55,280
okay

1535
01:06:53,599 --> 01:06:57,039
where does this [ __ ] go through does

1536
01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:59,280
this go through the back

1537
01:06:57,039 --> 01:07:01,359
it looks like it goes through the back

1538
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:02,960
next repair stream in winry rock bell

1539
01:07:01,359 --> 01:07:05,039
cosplay maybe

1540
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:06,160
i don't know what that even close to

1541
01:07:05,039 --> 01:07:08,079
means

1542
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:10,799
you know what dude i get a little weird

1543
01:07:08,079 --> 01:07:10,799
people uh

1544
01:07:11,359 --> 01:07:14,240
oh

1545
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:15,760
it's fine i got it i got it i got the

1546
01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:16,880
tiny little [ __ ]

1547
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:18,960
does it go through the background am i

1548
01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:20,480
doing the wrong thing

1549
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:21,520
it'll probably still work maybe yeah i

1550
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:22,880
think so i think this goes through the

1551
01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:25,440
back

1552
01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:25,440
like that

1553
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:31,920
i can't get it through like that

1554
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:33,760
nice is that right

1555
01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:37,760
someone might know

1556
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:37,760
but then how do i like turn this around

1557
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:44,319
low lubing oh no they're pre-lubed

1558
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:47,119
i'm good i'm solid his testosterone went

1559
01:07:44,319 --> 01:07:48,640
to buy cigarettes like my dad did i'm

1560
01:07:47,119 --> 01:07:50,400
waiting till seth actually tells me the

1561
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:52,240
answer because i'm just doing things

1562
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:54,240
until then

1563
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:55,599
like where do these little standoffs go

1564
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:57,440
there's little tiny little standoff

1565
01:07:55,599 --> 01:07:59,359
screws there were just two of them were

1566
01:07:57,440 --> 01:08:02,319
just there

1567
01:07:59,359 --> 01:08:05,359
pog 20 there's no way to screw it in

1568
01:08:02,319 --> 01:08:05,359
if they were just loose

1569
01:08:06,079 --> 01:08:10,319
and the guy didn't explain that

1570
01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:14,720
there's just nothing in the video about

1571
01:08:10,319 --> 01:08:14,720
it and i have no idea where they go

1572
01:08:14,799 --> 01:08:18,480
not a [ __ ] clue where they go i'm

1573
01:08:17,279 --> 01:08:19,679
guessing

1574
01:08:18,480 --> 01:08:21,600
it should go through the back there's

1575
01:08:19,679 --> 01:08:23,520
the only logical place

1576
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:26,719
if i use my facts and logic there's no

1577
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:26,719
other place they should be

1578
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:30,799
but the thing is they've got to be the

1579
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:32,880
last thing i've got to do then because

1580
01:08:30,799 --> 01:08:35,520
otherwise what they do you want us to

1581
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:37,120
send you a cherry keyboard they can take

1582
01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:40,159
a lot of abuse

1583
01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:41,440
not like me i can't watch this anymore i

1584
01:08:40,159 --> 01:08:43,679
don't need [ __ ]

1585
01:08:41,440 --> 01:08:44,719
i don't need [ __ ] from no man

1586
01:08:43,679 --> 01:08:47,199
okay

1587
01:08:44,719 --> 01:08:49,600
let's just [ __ ] do that later then i

1588
01:08:47,199 --> 01:08:50,960
hope you guys see this and punishes you

1589
01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:53,040
later

1590
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:54,000
why does marisa won't give a [ __ ] about

1591
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:55,520
what i do

1592
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:58,000
all right

1593
01:08:55,520 --> 01:08:59,679
okay i'm good i'm solid i'm do i'm

1594
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:01,839
confident i don't know why you guys

1595
01:08:59,679 --> 01:09:02,640
doubt me so much i'm doing the i'm doing

1596
01:09:01,839 --> 01:09:05,759
good

1597
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:07,679
okay now where the [ __ ] do the screws go

1598
01:09:05,759 --> 01:09:09,199
i gotta watch this like backwards i

1599
01:09:07,679 --> 01:09:10,400
don't know where the [ __ ] that anything

1600
01:09:09,199 --> 01:09:11,759
goes now

1601
01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:13,199
like right i'm bending over so my

1602
01:09:11,759 --> 01:09:14,080
stomach's gonna be [ __ ] gross and

1603
01:09:13,199 --> 01:09:16,960
weird

1604
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:19,759
okay how do i do this

1605
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:22,159
i'm like going back to the

1606
01:09:19,759 --> 01:09:25,279
unscrew the base plate okay done that

1607
01:09:22,159 --> 01:09:27,440
so i'm going through this backwards

1608
01:09:25,279 --> 01:09:32,199
like

1609
01:09:27,440 --> 01:09:32,199
how did they get to this point i wonder

1610
01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:40,960
okay unscrew switch so this is what i

1611
01:09:37,279 --> 01:09:40,960
want to be screwing in now

1612
01:09:41,359 --> 01:09:44,000
never mind this guy [ __ ] just picks

1613
01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:45,839
it up

1614
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:48,239
wait what but there's there's screw

1615
01:09:45,839 --> 01:09:51,199
holes on the bet on the base plate i

1616
01:09:48,239 --> 01:09:51,199
should really check that

1617
01:09:51,440 --> 01:09:55,600
yeah there's [ __ ] screw holes on the

1618
01:09:53,279 --> 01:09:57,760
base plate do they not go in

1619
01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:59,360
where do they go do they go in through

1620
01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:01,040
the back

1621
01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:04,480
are they probably going through the back

1622
01:10:01,040 --> 01:10:06,719
bro so did they send you a second one

1623
01:10:04,480 --> 01:10:09,440
that you can use once this one is fully

1624
01:10:06,719 --> 01:10:12,480
dead no

1625
01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:16,560
glorious you would have oh [ __ ] you

1626
01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:19,840
should have thought ahead hold on

1627
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:19,840
all right i don't know how to hold this

1628
01:10:20,480 --> 01:10:25,120
also i did this thing

1629
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:27,040
where i've just put screws in random

1630
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:29,120
places and i don't know which one goes

1631
01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:30,400
where

1632
01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:32,159
so

1633
01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:36,400
um

1634
01:10:32,159 --> 01:10:36,400
little scared i'm not gonna lie

1635
01:10:37,199 --> 01:10:40,880
this girl has patience worse than a baby

1636
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:43,199
squirrel

1637
01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:45,040
suck my [ __ ]

1638
01:10:43,199 --> 01:10:46,719
i'm just kidding

1639
01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:49,440
unless you wanna

1640
01:10:46,719 --> 01:10:50,960
okay i'm gonna guess it just goes there

1641
01:10:49,440 --> 01:10:52,560
little screw i remember it being

1642
01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:54,159
something like this

1643
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:56,159
because i think there were less long

1644
01:10:54,159 --> 01:10:58,800
screws and they are in like more pivotal

1645
01:10:56,159 --> 01:11:01,360
points

1646
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:02,560
oh [ __ ] this goddamn [ __ ] jesus piece

1647
01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:04,480
of [ __ ]

1648
01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:06,080
[ __ ] screwdriver

1649
01:11:04,480 --> 01:11:07,520
i need to buy the line how does this

1650
01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:09,600
work you know i don't know how this

1651
01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:12,800
works i just jiggle this about until it

1652
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:14,400
just clicks and then it's good

1653
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:16,080
there we go okay don't want to screw

1654
01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:17,440
that in too hard i know about that i

1655
01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:18,960
built i built

1656
01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:21,440
i've i've screwed something into a

1657
01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:23,840
computer before

1658
01:11:21,440 --> 01:11:25,920
on a rough i know to be gentle

1659
01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:28,080
this is making me want to cry well then

1660
01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:30,159
cry buddy

1661
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:33,600
cry harder and then send me your tears

1662
01:11:30,159 --> 01:11:37,040
so i can drink them f1 n buys overpriced

1663
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:39,440
shitty keyboard also f1 mn buys a more

1664
01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:41,520
overpriced keyboard that cost dollar and

1665
01:11:39,440 --> 01:11:44,400
he has to build it himself just get a

1666
01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:45,840
large attack a 110.

1667
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:48,159
i didn't buy it

1668
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:50,400
they sent it me for free

1669
01:11:48,159 --> 01:11:54,320
i've outsmarted you

1670
01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:55,600
because i am an influencer

1671
01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:57,360
see listen

1672
01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:59,280
when you become an influencer like me

1673
01:11:57,360 --> 01:12:00,880
and you influence the minds of the of

1674
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:02,960
the next generation

1675
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:04,080
uh maybe you'll get a free keyboard in

1676
01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:07,199
which case

1677
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:09,280
oh the [ __ ] led strips

1678
01:12:07,199 --> 01:12:11,600
[ __ ]

1679
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:13,199
put lead in before screwing it together

1680
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:15,280
why the [ __ ] didn't you tell me that

1681
01:12:13,199 --> 01:12:17,520
five minutes ago

1682
01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:19,040
where the [ __ ] does it go there's no

1683
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:20,960
guide on this

1684
01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:23,520
[ __ ]

1685
01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:26,480
[Music]

1686
01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:28,880
[ __ ] finish on the video it literally

1687
01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:31,360
shows you a diagramming one seconds

1688
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:31,360
further

1689
01:12:33,199 --> 01:12:37,280
no it ain't

1690
01:12:36,050 --> 01:12:39,120
[Music]

1691
01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:41,600
oh it does

1692
01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:43,600
no they just i swear to god just watch

1693
01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:46,480
until the step is finished then review

1694
01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:48,480
it i need to watch completely i'm

1695
01:12:46,480 --> 01:12:50,400
actually getting annoyed and i'd if you

1696
01:12:48,480 --> 01:12:52,800
are doing it on purpose or if you really

1697
01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:55,840
are that stupid

1698
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:55,840
i guess we'll never know

1699
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:01,120
how does a screw

1700
01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:04,840
work

1701
01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:04,840
is this how this works

1702
01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:07,679
okay

1703
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:10,320
right

1704
01:13:07,679 --> 01:13:13,440
i'm unscrewing the pcb again the thing

1705
01:13:10,320 --> 01:13:13,440
is they don't show it

1706
01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:19,280
and it's glorious seven months not

1707
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:21,360
mine because if it was my fault i'll

1708
01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:24,400
accept accountability but i can tell

1709
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:24,400
it's their fault because

1710
01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:32,760
they haven't made it very clear

1711
01:13:33,440 --> 01:13:37,840
i toe the line between

1712
01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:37,840
uh

1713
01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:42,000
did you say is it really free when they

1714
01:13:40,239 --> 01:13:44,840
are using you to see what level people

1715
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:48,000
need to be to assemble

1716
01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:49,679
whoopsie oh wait that's gone

1717
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:51,840
hey how bad would it be if i lost one of

1718
01:13:49,679 --> 01:13:51,840
these

1719
01:13:52,239 --> 01:13:55,440
it wouldn't be like that bad like it

1720
01:13:53,840 --> 01:13:56,960
would still work

1721
01:13:55,440 --> 01:13:59,760
some of the screws are just like for

1722
01:13:56,960 --> 01:14:01,679
extra security

1723
01:13:59,760 --> 01:14:03,760
for the love of everything

1724
01:14:01,679 --> 01:14:04,560
put on a bet if it works or not at the

1725
01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:06,560
end

1726
01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:09,520
all right i'm down i'm down put on it

1727
01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:09,520
dude please do that

1728
01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:15,280
why don't these have like led strips in

1729
01:14:13,440 --> 01:14:16,560
them what's their orientation hold on i

1730
01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:17,760
gotta go through the video real quick

1731
01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:19,360
and just see

1732
01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:21,120
yeah when they took

1733
01:14:19,360 --> 01:14:24,560
oh [ __ ] i gotta

1734
01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:26,400
what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh oh [ __ ]

1735
01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:29,400
my oh [ __ ] the keyboard was on the

1736
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:29,400
keyboard

1737
01:14:29,440 --> 01:14:32,320
okay

1738
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:33,760
where's the led

1739
01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:35,840
go back to that there we go there's

1740
01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:37,920
where the led's supposed to be you sit

1741
01:14:35,840 --> 01:14:39,760
on top of that

1742
01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:41,520
random base plate okay

1743
01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:46,400
so these things

1744
01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:46,400
are screwed in by what [ __ ] nothing

1745
01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:55,199
that's such a dumb balancing act that

1746
01:14:51,679 --> 01:14:57,840
i've gotta do to reassemble this

1747
01:14:55,199 --> 01:14:59,679
okay i think i get it

1748
01:14:57,840 --> 01:15:03,520
so they go on like that

1749
01:14:59,679 --> 01:15:06,480
but like i've got to screw this in first

1750
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:10,159
yeah i've got a screw

1751
01:15:06,480 --> 01:15:11,120
oh that's so [ __ ] annoying

1752
01:15:10,159 --> 01:15:14,960
that is

1753
01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:17,280
okay listen that is unintuitive

1754
01:15:14,960 --> 01:15:19,280
okay that is a bit unintuitive that i've

1755
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:20,719
got to like balancing act this [ __ ]

1756
01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:23,920
thing look at this

1757
01:15:20,719 --> 01:15:26,159
so basically an led strip just sits kind

1758
01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:27,760
of like this

1759
01:15:26,159 --> 01:15:29,600
there we go

1760
01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:31,760
and that's it like i've just got to like

1761
01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:32,960
place this on top of it and hope it all

1762
01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:34,880
lines up

1763
01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:37,360
and that's kind of the only thing

1764
01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:39,760
keeping it from

1765
01:15:37,360 --> 01:15:42,880
anything new generation can't watch a

1766
01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:44,880
five-minute video i'm losing all hope

1767
01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:48,280
what generation do you think i am i'm

1768
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:48,280
i'm 54.

1769
01:15:52,719 --> 01:15:57,520
which way if anyone has 500k channel

1770
01:15:55,440 --> 01:16:00,719
point you can redeem your end stream

1771
01:15:57,520 --> 01:16:03,440
reward this is stressful if any of you

1772
01:16:00,719 --> 01:16:05,520
has 500k points to end this stream i

1773
01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:07,520
will contact you and paypal you one

1774
01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:09,280
hundred dollars for real is that a

1775
01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:10,880
adhesive i can't even tell which way up

1776
01:16:09,280 --> 01:16:12,640
it is in the video

1777
01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:15,440
which way up is that i can't tell which

1778
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:15,440
way up it is

1779
01:16:16,719 --> 01:16:21,120
it relieves me maybe ask kleiner's tech

1780
01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:21,120
tips

1781
01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:27,280
okay let me put both the led strips down

1782
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:29,600
so it's so i can see if they like

1783
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:31,360
balance each other out

1784
01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:34,800
but it could very easily be this is

1785
01:16:31,360 --> 01:16:37,120
backwards and i don't know

1786
01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:37,120
okay

1787
01:16:38,080 --> 01:16:41,760
keyboard build

1788
01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:45,520
keyboard build easy

1789
01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:48,159
gamer done is that right

1790
01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:49,520
have i done it right i've done it right

1791
01:16:48,159 --> 01:16:51,040
simple

1792
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:53,199
simple

1793
01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:55,760
i am laughing at your pain so i am

1794
01:16:53,199 --> 01:16:58,159
giving you my money

1795
01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:58,159
thank you

1796
01:16:59,040 --> 01:17:04,480
[ __ ] it [ __ ] falls bro it's so dude

1797
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:07,280
what [ __ ]

1798
01:17:04,480 --> 01:17:10,320
balancing act [ __ ] am i doing with this

1799
01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:11,199
[ __ ] is this backwards

1800
01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:15,560
no

1801
01:17:11,199 --> 01:17:15,560
how do i [ __ ] do this

1802
01:17:16,159 --> 01:17:20,960
the [ __ ] thing is not in the right

1803
01:17:19,120 --> 01:17:24,320
okay i gotta do it slightly off because

1804
01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:25,199
there's the volume the the knob is like

1805
01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:27,920
too

1806
01:17:25,199 --> 01:17:31,760
new drinking game every time rose says

1807
01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:33,600
screw or balance we drink

1808
01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:35,040
screw balance

1809
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:36,159
i hate balance

1810
01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:39,360
okay

1811
01:17:36,159 --> 01:17:42,719
[ __ ] now the other one's out of place

1812
01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:43,679
i'll suck my asking not related to what

1813
01:17:42,719 --> 01:17:46,159
i see

1814
01:17:43,679 --> 01:17:48,239
is the bimbo month already over or still

1815
01:17:46,159 --> 01:17:50,400
going

1816
01:17:48,239 --> 01:17:52,480
how dare you ask that right now

1817
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:54,000
okay that one's done is this one [ __ ]

1818
01:17:52,480 --> 01:17:56,640
still in place

1819
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:58,480
oh my god it is wait [ __ ] no it's not oh

1820
01:17:56,640 --> 01:18:02,080
my god it is

1821
01:17:58,480 --> 01:18:05,440
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i think i'm good right

1822
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:05,440
i'm gonna use the ones in the mug

1823
01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:10,320
okay now carefully put these on the

1824
01:18:07,840 --> 01:18:11,679
table this is what screws the led strips

1825
01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:14,480
in i think

1826
01:18:11,679 --> 01:18:14,480
i think i don't know

1827
01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:26,080
oh [ __ ] it kinda did

1828
01:18:24,159 --> 01:18:29,600
okay now i gotta swap my key my

1829
01:18:26,080 --> 01:18:29,600
screwdriver into like overdrive mode

1830
01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:33,280
okay

1831
01:18:32,159 --> 01:18:34,880
bro

1832
01:18:33,280 --> 01:18:36,800
foam what about it it's there what do

1833
01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:39,360
you mean what's the wrong with the foam

1834
01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:41,679
it's good it's in the right place

1835
01:18:39,360 --> 01:18:44,320
you're just saying foam

1836
01:18:41,679 --> 01:18:44,320
it's there

1837
01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:51,360
the foam's there

1838
01:18:47,360 --> 01:18:51,360
is it though yes you're all just wrong

1839
01:18:51,440 --> 01:18:54,880
you're an observant

1840
01:18:53,199 --> 01:18:56,400
it's the foam in the middle of the two

1841
01:18:54,880 --> 01:18:57,280
yeah

1842
01:18:56,400 --> 01:19:00,080
it goes

1843
01:18:57,280 --> 01:19:00,080
what do you mean

1844
01:19:00,159 --> 01:19:03,280
it's in the right place suck my

1845
01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:04,800
sh

1846
01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:07,040
suck something that i've got suck my

1847
01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:09,440
appendage i don't know what it is a toe

1848
01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:12,239
sucker finger i don't know [ __ ] you

1849
01:19:09,440 --> 01:19:12,239
i'm doing it right

1850
01:19:15,520 --> 01:19:18,239
give me subs

1851
01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:21,560
so

1852
01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:26,239
[ __ ] thanks for three bucks

1853
01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:30,640
okay

1854
01:19:29,440 --> 01:19:34,880
that's that

1855
01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:36,880
and this one goes in here

1856
01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:38,239
dude okay i'm gonna screw in a couple of

1857
01:19:36,880 --> 01:19:39,679
those and then you're gonna see that i'm

1858
01:19:38,239 --> 01:19:41,120
right

1859
01:19:39,679 --> 01:19:42,640
you're just saying phone because you

1860
01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:46,000
think you're funny

1861
01:19:42,640 --> 01:19:47,440
you're wrong i'm clever and you're not

1862
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:49,760
i don't know why you guys seem to think

1863
01:19:47,440 --> 01:19:51,920
that you're out wait are these the wrong

1864
01:19:49,760 --> 01:19:54,080
screws

1865
01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:56,960
oh [ __ ]

1866
01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:56,960
okay that's probably fine

1867
01:19:57,679 --> 01:20:00,239
oh [ __ ]

1868
01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:06,480
oh [ __ ]

1869
01:20:03,520 --> 01:20:06,480
that might be wrong

1870
01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:11,600
where do these go what do these do

1871
01:20:11,760 --> 01:20:15,760
what do these ones do

1872
01:20:14,320 --> 01:20:16,840
because there's two of them that look

1873
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:20,560
like that up

1874
01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:22,800
there miss pls just think for half a sec

1875
01:20:20,560 --> 01:20:25,679
i don't know which screw this is and

1876
01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:25,679
where i put them

1877
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:31,120
it's probably fine

1878
01:20:28,560 --> 01:20:33,600
it's probably fine

1879
01:20:31,120 --> 01:20:36,480
if this keyboard works on first try i

1880
01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:39,920
will print a picture of rose and eat it

1881
01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:39,920
it's probably gonna be all right

1882
01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:45,560
it's probably gonna be all right

1883
01:20:46,639 --> 01:20:51,120
i have no [ __ ] idea where those

1884
01:20:48,880 --> 01:20:53,760
screws came from though rose is now a

1885
01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:57,199
true woman can't follow directions to

1886
01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:57,199
save her life oh

1887
01:20:57,360 --> 01:21:01,760
oh you're you're close you're close to

1888
01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:05,360
being canceled buddy

1889
01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:05,360
i wouldn't say that one on twitter

1890
01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:11,760
well now you're clearly just playing

1891
01:21:07,840 --> 01:21:14,000
with us with your dumbness i'm right

1892
01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:15,760
a little bit but i i genuinely don't

1893
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:18,080
know where that [ __ ] screw came from

1894
01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:20,719
or what what because some of them have a

1895
01:21:18,080 --> 01:21:23,679
white outline and some of them don't

1896
01:21:20,719 --> 01:21:26,480
try finger but whole

1897
01:21:23,679 --> 01:21:26,480
what the [ __ ]

1898
01:21:26,800 --> 01:21:30,239
on stream oh hi foam

1899
01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:34,159
i think you can do that on twitch yeah

1900
01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:35,679
it's probably fine they're probably the

1901
01:21:34,159 --> 01:21:39,199
exact same screw

1902
01:21:35,679 --> 01:21:39,199
yeah that's fine dude

1903
01:21:40,960 --> 01:21:45,760
okay you just oh

1904
01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:45,760
oh

1905
01:21:46,560 --> 01:21:48,400
oh

1906
01:21:47,520 --> 01:21:50,719
oh

1907
01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:55,639
just about

1908
01:21:50,719 --> 01:21:55,639
just about lost it god these nails suck

1909
01:21:57,120 --> 01:22:02,320
hey glorious think about using

1910
01:21:59,760 --> 01:22:04,400
skirt rescue let's [ __ ] go

1911
01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:06,480
don't forget the two screws from the

1912
01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:08,320
front

1913
01:22:06,480 --> 01:22:10,239
yes i think i remember that so that's

1914
01:22:08,320 --> 01:22:12,560
the standoff screws that oh that's what

1915
01:22:10,239 --> 01:22:14,960
the [ __ ] it was i knew okay i got it

1916
01:22:12,560 --> 01:22:16,320
that's what the screws were

1917
01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:19,520
so i've got two extra shoes that i

1918
01:22:16,320 --> 01:22:20,400
forgot where they go please just stop

1919
01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:22,159
no

1920
01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:24,639
my keyboard doesn't work yet and i

1921
01:22:22,159 --> 01:22:26,480
refuse to stop until it does

1922
01:22:24,639 --> 01:22:28,000
i genuinely don't think the leds are

1923
01:22:26,480 --> 01:22:30,080
going to work because i don't think that

1924
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:31,520
i there's no direction if that if i've

1925
01:22:30,080 --> 01:22:33,280
put them up the right way because

1926
01:22:31,520 --> 01:22:36,000
there's one side that has a flatter

1927
01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:37,679
contact in one side that's at an angle

1928
01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:38,719
but look at that

1929
01:22:37,679 --> 01:22:40,960
oh

1930
01:22:38,719 --> 01:22:43,280
it's in one piece look at that

1931
01:22:40,960 --> 01:22:44,400
that's not bad okay now here's the

1932
01:22:43,280 --> 01:22:45,920
annoying bit that i'm gonna have to

1933
01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:48,159
fiddle with

1934
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:50,880
holy [ __ ] is this backwards no okay i

1935
01:22:48,159 --> 01:22:54,000
was just holding it the wrong way around

1936
01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:55,600
if i put this pcb in

1937
01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:58,159
like so

1938
01:22:55,600 --> 01:22:59,920
oh [ __ ] how do i do this with nails

1939
01:22:58,159 --> 01:23:01,760
is that in

1940
01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:03,679
is it in yet i'm just going to do this

1941
01:23:01,760 --> 01:23:05,040
with tweezers hold on

1942
01:23:03,679 --> 01:23:07,840
oh no i'll just play it again with a

1943
01:23:05,040 --> 01:23:07,840
screwdriver

1944
01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:13,840
oh i don't is that meant to click or is

1945
01:23:12,159 --> 01:23:15,920
that not meant to click am i gonna like

1946
01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:18,480
force this

1947
01:23:15,920 --> 01:23:20,159
i'm gonna assume it it's fine

1948
01:23:18,480 --> 01:23:22,000
i'm not gonna like push that in that

1949
01:23:20,159 --> 01:23:24,239
looks so fragile

1950
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:25,920
she can like gently apply don't you all

1951
01:23:24,239 --> 01:23:27,920
think it would be funny if we didn't

1952
01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:30,560
tell rose the answers so she has to

1953
01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:33,360
watch the video just a thought

1954
01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:35,360
it's a disassembly video it's not listen

1955
01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:37,520
i think what you're going wrong with is

1956
01:23:35,360 --> 01:23:40,080
it's not a video on replacing the

1957
01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:42,320
keyboard brass thing it's just a

1958
01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:43,840
disassembly video so it doesn't it

1959
01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:45,360
doesn't tell you anything besides how to

1960
01:23:43,840 --> 01:23:48,560
disassemble the thing

1961
01:23:45,360 --> 01:23:48,560
where is my vacuum

1962
01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:51,600
there they are

1963
01:23:52,159 --> 01:23:57,600
that's what you're getting wrong

1964
01:23:54,239 --> 01:23:59,920
okay nabro f1n is definitely a man

1965
01:23:57,600 --> 01:24:02,080
incapable of asking for help because he

1966
01:23:59,920 --> 01:24:03,440
thinks he can figure it all out and i

1967
01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:06,400
[ __ ] can

1968
01:24:03,440 --> 01:24:06,400
you're just being mean

1969
01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:12,560
okay i'm just gonna do this that works

1970
01:24:09,199 --> 01:24:14,000
you are a lady chad in my book f1 nnn

1971
01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:15,760
damn right

1972
01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:18,719
okay

1973
01:24:15,760 --> 01:24:18,719
[ __ ] i lost the hole

1974
01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:22,960
oh

1975
01:24:20,400 --> 01:24:25,280
oh it's in oh my god perfect watch the

1976
01:24:22,960 --> 01:24:26,560
video backwards it becomes an assembly

1977
01:24:25,280 --> 01:24:28,960
video

1978
01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:31,600
i put it in [ __ ] negative two time

1979
01:24:28,960 --> 01:24:32,960
speed it's perfect that's what i did i

1980
01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:34,480
just went through it from start to

1981
01:24:32,960 --> 01:24:35,920
finish again and just like pieced it

1982
01:24:34,480 --> 01:24:38,239
back

1983
01:24:35,920 --> 01:24:39,840
okay let me just push that in right oh

1984
01:24:38,239 --> 01:24:40,800
okay it's perfect it's in

1985
01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:42,960
right

1986
01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:45,199
so now if i just like flip that down

1987
01:24:42,960 --> 01:24:47,840
without it like it's a video about you a

1988
01:24:45,199 --> 01:24:50,000
bit smooth-brained

1989
01:24:47,840 --> 01:24:50,000
okay

1990
01:24:50,480 --> 01:24:54,880
how did that work i can't even [ __ ]

1991
01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:57,360
tell if that worked

1992
01:24:54,880 --> 01:25:00,719
oh [ __ ] okay it's not like properly on

1993
01:24:57,360 --> 01:25:00,719
like it's almost on though

1994
01:25:01,760 --> 01:25:05,360
ah

1995
01:25:03,120 --> 01:25:05,360
ah

1996
01:25:06,239 --> 01:25:13,719
why isn't that sitting right ah no

1997
01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:13,719
wait why isn't this sitting right

1998
01:25:13,760 --> 01:25:17,199
oh [ __ ] i don't think those standoffs

1999
01:25:15,440 --> 01:25:18,800
sat in there properly

2000
01:25:17,199 --> 01:25:19,840
[ __ ] hold on let me like let me adjust

2001
01:25:18,800 --> 01:25:21,120
this thing but i'm gonna have to

2002
01:25:19,840 --> 01:25:23,199
probably look up my you're gonna look at

2003
01:25:21,120 --> 01:25:25,520
my [ __ ] skirt

2004
01:25:23,199 --> 01:25:28,900
are they in

2005
01:25:25,520 --> 01:25:32,020
oh it's the pcb sitting weird hold on

2006
01:25:28,900 --> 01:25:32,020
[Music]

2007
01:25:32,400 --> 01:25:36,719
they should use pegs instead of screws

2008
01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:38,239
we know you're more comfortable with

2009
01:25:36,719 --> 01:25:41,440
begging

2010
01:25:38,239 --> 01:25:43,920
i [ __ ] i [ __ ] i [ __ ]

2011
01:25:41,440 --> 01:25:45,920
you shut the god g-dang up

2012
01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:46,880
their standoffs fell out

2013
01:25:45,920 --> 01:25:49,120
[ __ ]

2014
01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:50,800
how do i do that the standoffs have to

2015
01:25:49,120 --> 01:25:52,320
be oh

2016
01:25:50,800 --> 01:25:54,560
okay i've got an idea i know what i'm

2017
01:25:52,320 --> 01:25:55,840
gonna do i've got a plan

2018
01:25:54,560 --> 01:25:58,159
so here's my idea i'm going to do it

2019
01:25:55,840 --> 01:25:59,360
sideways 20 months of egg cracking now

2020
01:25:58,159 --> 01:26:01,920
boyce

2021
01:25:59,360 --> 01:26:03,440
rose is struggling hard

2022
01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:05,600
because they don't talk about this bit

2023
01:26:03,440 --> 01:26:07,679
it's this is [ __ ] genuinely difficult

2024
01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:09,199
it's like assembling a keyboard is a

2025
01:26:07,679 --> 01:26:11,679
walk in the park

2026
01:26:09,199 --> 01:26:14,400
unfortunately it takes finn more than a

2027
01:26:11,679 --> 01:26:16,320
year to do a walk in the park on stream

2028
01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:19,679
dude these are that's actually quite a

2029
01:26:16,320 --> 01:26:19,679
good joke hold on this is

2030
01:26:20,159 --> 01:26:25,840
okay so standoff is in there

2031
01:26:23,440 --> 01:26:29,920
then what i'm gonna do is like

2032
01:26:25,840 --> 01:26:32,400
just [ __ ] hold it like this

2033
01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:34,800
grab my grab this screw oh of course

2034
01:26:32,400 --> 01:26:36,639
they're not magnetic [ __ ] me

2035
01:26:34,800 --> 01:26:38,560
come on my shitty screwdriver okay grab

2036
01:26:36,639 --> 01:26:41,120
that like that and

2037
01:26:38,560 --> 01:26:42,000
i'm gonna [ __ ] oh my god

2038
01:26:41,120 --> 01:26:44,480
i'm gonna

2039
01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:46,560
somehow bend this brass keyboard

2040
01:26:44,480 --> 01:26:47,520
okay slowly carefully

2041
01:26:46,560 --> 01:26:49,600
there

2042
01:26:47,520 --> 01:26:51,679
screw that in

2043
01:26:49,600 --> 01:26:54,639
while holding this down

2044
01:26:51,679 --> 01:26:55,920
i'm so goddamn clever

2045
01:26:54,639 --> 01:26:58,159
dude

2046
01:26:55,920 --> 01:27:00,400
i'm so [ __ ] smart

2047
01:26:58,159 --> 01:27:03,199
boys can i get a pug i got one of them

2048
01:27:00,400 --> 01:27:05,600
in this is the last screw come on dude i

2049
01:27:03,199 --> 01:27:07,600
i deserve a pog if if i [ __ ] managed

2050
01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:10,159
to assemble this properly

2051
01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:12,800
that was smart that was clever that that

2052
01:27:10,159 --> 01:27:14,400
[ __ ] ain't in the assembly video

2053
01:27:12,800 --> 01:27:17,120
i reckon i should be hired to make the

2054
01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:19,840
assembly and assembly videos

2055
01:27:17,120 --> 01:27:21,120
okay thank you chat thank you boys for

2056
01:27:19,840 --> 01:27:22,480
the support

2057
01:27:21,120 --> 01:27:24,960
you've supported me all the way through

2058
01:27:22,480 --> 01:27:28,239
this i love you

2059
01:27:24,960 --> 01:27:30,400
thank you boys thank you boys

2060
01:27:28,239 --> 01:27:32,320
oh my god

2061
01:27:30,400 --> 01:27:33,600
i can't [ __ ] we're at one thousand two

2062
01:27:32,320 --> 01:27:35,360
hundred dollars jesus we're almost at

2063
01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:37,600
one thousand three

2064
01:27:35,360 --> 01:27:40,080
you guys are [ __ ] crazy and i got the

2065
01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:42,320
other one done no more screws i think oh

2066
01:27:40,080 --> 01:27:44,320
no wait you can throw it in toaster and

2067
01:27:42,320 --> 01:27:45,920
it will probably work better than after

2068
01:27:44,320 --> 01:27:47,440
your assembly there are a lot more

2069
01:27:45,920 --> 01:27:48,800
screws

2070
01:27:47,440 --> 01:27:52,320
jesus christ

2071
01:27:48,800 --> 01:27:52,320
okay now if i set that down

2072
01:27:52,400 --> 01:27:55,760
why isn't that sitting right

2073
01:27:58,159 --> 01:28:02,560
is that just the pcb being weird

2074
01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:03,600
there's like the a wire for the pcb but

2075
01:28:02,560 --> 01:28:05,040
it's just like

2076
01:28:03,600 --> 01:28:07,440
it you can't like

2077
01:28:05,040 --> 01:28:09,840
direct it into the right hole you know

2078
01:28:07,440 --> 01:28:09,840
what i mean

2079
01:28:12,639 --> 01:28:17,760
you just got to kind of wait is that

2080
01:28:14,239 --> 01:28:19,920
that doesn't feel like it's right

2081
01:28:17,760 --> 01:28:21,520
is that just a force thing it feels so

2082
01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:24,159
wrong to just like

2083
01:28:21,520 --> 01:28:27,120
push it down but that

2084
01:28:24,159 --> 01:28:29,199
it [ __ ] works okay screw it it works

2085
01:28:27,120 --> 01:28:32,000
right i'm done

2086
01:28:29,199 --> 01:28:34,639
and then i just like plop this back on

2087
01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:37,600
oh it looks snazzy doesn't it oh it

2088
01:28:34,639 --> 01:28:39,600
looks so [ __ ] classy boys okay now

2089
01:28:37,600 --> 01:28:41,679
it's the hat screws

2090
01:28:39,600 --> 01:28:44,000
the hat screws are all that remain no

2091
01:28:41,679 --> 01:28:45,120
they're not wait

2092
01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:46,960
are they

2093
01:28:45,120 --> 01:28:50,000
this feels wrong

2094
01:28:46,960 --> 01:28:51,280
wait am i stupid or do i flip this now

2095
01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:53,280
did you get a top plate i didn't get a

2096
01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:55,600
different top plate i went with black i

2097
01:28:53,280 --> 01:28:58,719
felt like it was cleaner of a look

2098
01:28:55,600 --> 01:29:01,520
okay then i pop that down like that

2099
01:28:58,719 --> 01:29:02,880
oh [ __ ] okay that's probably fine

2100
01:29:01,520 --> 01:29:04,960
it's probably all right it's probably

2101
01:29:02,880 --> 01:29:06,719
fine probably fine

2102
01:29:04,960 --> 01:29:09,760
all right let me screw two of them in

2103
01:29:06,719 --> 01:29:12,480
i'm gonna screw the the bottom right

2104
01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:15,760
and then the top left

2105
01:29:12,480 --> 01:29:15,760
screw screw screw screw screw

2106
01:29:16,800 --> 01:29:21,920
and boom a little bit tight not at least

2107
01:29:19,199 --> 01:29:21,920
she's cute

2108
01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:27,679
and

2109
01:29:22,840 --> 01:29:31,360
clever so recently uh i got my iq tested

2110
01:29:27,679 --> 01:29:31,360
on one of those online websites

2111
01:29:31,920 --> 01:29:35,600
um

2112
01:29:33,760 --> 01:29:39,760
i had to pay a few hundred dollars but

2113
01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:41,760
it said my iq was like 500 so

2114
01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:44,560
that's pretty dope a lot higher than

2115
01:29:41,760 --> 01:29:44,560
yours i bet

2116
01:29:44,800 --> 01:29:50,320
did you know einstein had an iq of like

2117
01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:53,320
160 and mine's like 4 500.

2118
01:29:50,320 --> 01:29:53,320
so

2119
01:29:56,159 --> 01:30:00,050
i don't know i don't know if you i don't

2120
01:29:58,159 --> 01:30:02,159
know

2121
01:30:00,050 --> 01:30:04,840
[Music]

2122
01:30:02,159 --> 01:30:07,360
you sound like you're maybe doubting me

2123
01:30:04,840 --> 01:30:09,199
and listen

2124
01:30:07,360 --> 01:30:11,600
how many of you have assembled their own

2125
01:30:09,199 --> 01:30:11,600
keyboard

2126
01:30:12,159 --> 01:30:16,239
you know what i built most of my

2127
01:30:13,840 --> 01:30:18,880
furniture my ikea furniture

2128
01:30:16,239 --> 01:30:21,679
i assembled most of it

2129
01:30:18,880 --> 01:30:23,199
not all of it but like most of it so

2130
01:30:21,679 --> 01:30:24,560
maybe i'm [ __ ] too i've got a lot of

2131
01:30:23,199 --> 01:30:27,120
experience

2132
01:30:24,560 --> 01:30:29,600
oh my [ __ ] hat catcher thing isn't

2133
01:30:27,120 --> 01:30:31,199
working right let me just pop that there

2134
01:30:29,600 --> 01:30:32,560
that's probably fine i can see it a

2135
01:30:31,199 --> 01:30:35,440
little bit

2136
01:30:32,560 --> 01:30:37,600
these are the last screws the last ones

2137
01:30:35,440 --> 01:30:39,840
and then my [ __ ] keyboard

2138
01:30:37,600 --> 01:30:41,760
my [ __ ] keyboard

2139
01:30:39,840 --> 01:30:43,920
beater i got a peter i got a new

2140
01:30:41,760 --> 01:30:45,520
keyboard

2141
01:30:43,920 --> 01:30:47,280
what if i put the back plate on

2142
01:30:45,520 --> 01:30:49,199
backwards i honestly feel like i might

2143
01:30:47,280 --> 01:30:52,480
have done that

2144
01:30:49,199 --> 01:30:54,000
is that possible that's probably [ __ ]

2145
01:30:52,480 --> 01:30:55,040
that looks like more screws than what i

2146
01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:56,960
need

2147
01:30:55,040 --> 01:30:58,080
uh-oh

2148
01:30:56,960 --> 01:31:00,159
uh oh

2149
01:30:58,080 --> 01:31:01,600
that's probably fine pretty fine pretty

2150
01:31:00,159 --> 01:31:04,400
fine

2151
01:31:01,600 --> 01:31:04,400
let's do this one

2152
01:31:08,480 --> 01:31:12,880
finn is so smart she learned to read

2153
01:31:10,320 --> 01:31:16,080
while still in diapers sadly she was 12.

2154
01:31:12,880 --> 01:31:18,400
okay fine

2155
01:31:16,080 --> 01:31:19,920
i was all right that was pretty good i

2156
01:31:18,400 --> 01:31:22,560
like that one if you didn't steal that

2157
01:31:19,920 --> 01:31:24,400
from somewhere that's quite funny

2158
01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:26,880
this is like a car crash you know it

2159
01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:28,639
going to be bad but you can't look away

2160
01:31:26,880 --> 01:31:30,719
i don't think the leds are going to work

2161
01:31:28,639 --> 01:31:32,080
but i think the keyboard's gonna be fine

2162
01:31:30,719 --> 01:31:34,239
personally

2163
01:31:32,080 --> 01:31:36,800
i i i personally think i've [ __ ] up

2164
01:31:34,239 --> 01:31:39,280
the the leds and i'm not gonna repair it

2165
01:31:36,800 --> 01:31:41,360
if i have it's probably time for a john

2166
01:31:39,280 --> 01:31:43,840
key wow good little egghead packed on no

2167
01:31:41,360 --> 01:31:43,840
message

2168
01:31:50,560 --> 01:31:53,760
oh [ __ ] i lost it again

2169
01:31:56,880 --> 01:32:03,760
there we go all right i'm one screw away

2170
01:32:00,320 --> 01:32:05,280
after this one there we go last screw

2171
01:32:03,760 --> 01:32:08,480
plus a knob

2172
01:32:05,280 --> 01:32:10,080
okay last screw

2173
01:32:08,480 --> 01:32:12,800
that's crazy because there's like five

2174
01:32:10,080 --> 01:32:16,880
more in there weird

2175
01:32:12,800 --> 01:32:16,880
maybe gloria sent me too many anyway

2176
01:32:18,320 --> 01:32:20,639
okay

2177
01:32:20,800 --> 01:32:23,280
and

2178
01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:25,199
bam that's

2179
01:32:23,280 --> 01:32:27,840
done no more screws

2180
01:32:25,199 --> 01:32:27,840
flip that over

2181
01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:32,480
oh [ __ ] do i have to put in the [ __ ]

2182
01:32:29,840 --> 01:32:32,480
keycaps

2183
01:32:39,040 --> 01:32:41,840
oh no

2184
01:32:46,639 --> 01:32:51,360
oh i've got to put in the i've got to

2185
01:32:48,320 --> 01:32:51,360
put in the switches

2186
01:32:51,600 --> 01:32:55,840
can i not do that from like here

2187
01:32:59,679 --> 01:33:03,120
wait can i put in the switches from like

2188
01:33:01,520 --> 01:33:04,719
as is

2189
01:33:03,120 --> 01:33:06,239
oh i don't have to okay i don't have to

2190
01:33:04,719 --> 01:33:09,679
disassemble it again

2191
01:33:06,239 --> 01:33:11,520
oh bro i got so worried i got so worried

2192
01:33:09,679 --> 01:33:13,520
i was like [ __ ]

2193
01:33:11,520 --> 01:33:16,080
okay i'm good i'm good i'm good

2194
01:33:13,520 --> 01:33:17,600
the knob is in the knob's in

2195
01:33:16,080 --> 01:33:19,920
it's clicky

2196
01:33:17,600 --> 01:33:20,800
look at that it's clicky okay

2197
01:33:19,920 --> 01:33:23,280
lube

2198
01:33:20,800 --> 01:33:25,040
where's my lube my panda switches all

2199
01:33:23,280 --> 01:33:28,239
right

2200
01:33:25,040 --> 01:33:30,800
so let me just like [ __ ]

2201
01:33:28,239 --> 01:33:30,800
there we go

2202
01:33:31,920 --> 01:33:35,920
i have so many knives and yeah i do this

2203
01:33:34,320 --> 01:33:37,199
there's a ton of these packages i don't

2204
01:33:35,920 --> 01:33:38,400
know why they don't just make one big

2205
01:33:37,199 --> 01:33:40,800
one but

2206
01:33:38,400 --> 01:33:42,400
oh [ __ ] now i can't get it open

2207
01:33:40,800 --> 01:33:46,000
there we go

2208
01:33:42,400 --> 01:33:47,679
oh hello buddy look at these

2209
01:33:46,000 --> 01:33:49,760
oh [ __ ]

2210
01:33:47,679 --> 01:33:52,000
look at these handsome chaps why is

2211
01:33:49,760 --> 01:33:53,600
there so much packaging ah don't need it

2212
01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:55,440
cool sticker though

2213
01:33:53,600 --> 01:33:58,400
look at these handsome chappies okay how

2214
01:33:55,440 --> 01:33:58,400
do these [ __ ] work

2215
01:33:58,800 --> 01:34:02,400
i don't quite is it hot swap it is hot

2216
01:34:00,560 --> 01:34:04,719
swap it is a hot swappable keyboard

2217
01:34:02,400 --> 01:34:08,480
don't worry i put everything back the

2218
01:34:04,719 --> 01:34:11,280
way i found it oh except this there's

2219
01:34:08,480 --> 01:34:12,560
always a bit left over isn't there it's

2220
01:34:11,280 --> 01:34:14,239
fine

2221
01:34:12,560 --> 01:34:16,639
so how do these work which way round do

2222
01:34:14,239 --> 01:34:19,760
they go how do they which ones which way

2223
01:34:16,639 --> 01:34:23,679
is down there's pins

2224
01:34:19,760 --> 01:34:23,679
oh i should just line the pins up right

2225
01:34:23,840 --> 01:34:28,560
yeah does it matter where they go i'm

2226
01:34:26,080 --> 01:34:31,120
just gonna start from like over here

2227
01:34:28,560 --> 01:34:32,719
let me let me switch so you can see this

2228
01:34:31,120 --> 01:34:34,460
i'm just gonna like do i just push this

2229
01:34:32,719 --> 01:34:36,400
[ __ ] thing in there

2230
01:34:34,460 --> 01:34:39,120
[Music]

2231
01:34:36,400 --> 01:34:40,960
just [ __ ] like whoop you know th s

2232
01:34:39,120 --> 01:34:42,960
situation is bad when the company

2233
01:34:40,960 --> 01:34:45,199
reaches out to seth to tell him what i

2234
01:34:42,960 --> 01:34:47,760
do needs to use the best video i

2235
01:34:45,199 --> 01:34:49,040
personally would be ashamed they gave me

2236
01:34:47,760 --> 01:34:50,719
these things are these what i don't know

2237
01:34:49,040 --> 01:34:53,440
what they're for though

2238
01:34:50,719 --> 01:34:54,960
why would you be ashamed it's fine

2239
01:34:53,440 --> 01:34:56,400
are these do these things do something

2240
01:34:54,960 --> 01:34:58,000
which one do i use

2241
01:34:56,400 --> 01:35:00,239
did you connect the pc yeah it the hot

2242
01:34:58,000 --> 01:35:02,480
swappable bro do i like push this down

2243
01:35:00,239 --> 01:35:03,440
somehow that's a key thing what about

2244
01:35:02,480 --> 01:35:05,119
this one

2245
01:35:03,440 --> 01:35:07,280
why are there two of them this one's got

2246
01:35:05,119 --> 01:35:09,520
to be right

2247
01:35:07,280 --> 01:35:10,719
nope that's too big what do i how do i

2248
01:35:09,520 --> 01:35:13,040
[ __ ]

2249
01:35:10,719 --> 01:35:15,260
how do i push hard down it's so spiky it

2250
01:35:13,040 --> 01:35:16,719
hurts i can't get my nail

2251
01:35:15,260 --> 01:35:20,000
[Music]

2252
01:35:16,719 --> 01:35:20,000
ah it hurts what do i do

2253
01:35:21,440 --> 01:35:23,760
ah

2254
01:35:24,320 --> 01:35:29,119
that's [ __ ] in there oh there it is

2255
01:35:26,320 --> 01:35:30,960
now it's properly in there oh

2256
01:35:29,119 --> 01:35:31,840
that's quite nice feeling that i like

2257
01:35:30,960 --> 01:35:33,199
that

2258
01:35:31,840 --> 01:35:35,280
bent pin

2259
01:35:33,199 --> 01:35:38,560
really did i [ __ ] it i don't know if i

2260
01:35:35,280 --> 01:35:40,480
[ __ ] it am i good i think i'm good

2261
01:35:38,560 --> 01:35:43,040
i can do that look at these handsome

2262
01:35:40,480 --> 01:35:45,600
mites

2263
01:35:43,040 --> 01:35:48,400
pressed out of it no it's in there

2264
01:35:45,600 --> 01:35:49,600
maybe you did that didn't look good

2265
01:35:48,400 --> 01:35:51,040
all right

2266
01:35:49,600 --> 01:35:53,280
[ __ ]

2267
01:35:51,040 --> 01:35:55,360
okay this is gonna provide a flatter

2268
01:35:53,280 --> 01:35:58,400
surface i think if i do this

2269
01:35:55,360 --> 01:35:58,400
if i do it like this way

2270
01:35:59,040 --> 01:36:03,360
oh without what i've found my method

2271
01:36:01,600 --> 01:36:05,520
that's going to be how i do it

2272
01:36:03,360 --> 01:36:07,520
that one was good right

2273
01:36:05,520 --> 01:36:10,400
bro just use your hand no dude it hurts

2274
01:36:07,520 --> 01:36:12,560
a little bit it's too much they're too

2275
01:36:10,400 --> 01:36:15,040
they're too spiky

2276
01:36:12,560 --> 01:36:18,320
look at that

2277
01:36:15,040 --> 01:36:20,480
perfectly flat area look at that dude

2278
01:36:18,320 --> 01:36:23,679
that's that's [ __ ] no bad what do you

2279
01:36:20,480 --> 01:36:25,360
mean not bad be gentle with it no

2280
01:36:23,679 --> 01:36:28,800
this is good

2281
01:36:25,360 --> 01:36:30,480
that doesn't sound great really

2282
01:36:28,800 --> 01:36:32,719
seth you literally just assembled one is

2283
01:36:30,480 --> 01:36:35,600
this the bright sound hold on

2284
01:36:32,719 --> 01:36:35,600
to push in a switch

2285
01:36:36,000 --> 01:36:38,880
that's that [ __ ] that's that sounds

2286
01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:41,119
good

2287
01:36:38,880 --> 01:36:42,480
to me that's like a good thunk you know

2288
01:36:41,119 --> 01:36:45,600
i like that

2289
01:36:42,480 --> 01:36:47,360
seth just sent me a message

2290
01:36:45,600 --> 01:36:49,920
seth just sent me a message that says i

2291
01:36:47,360 --> 01:36:53,239
will kill you and then a big red heart

2292
01:36:49,920 --> 01:36:53,239
so nice

2293
01:36:54,560 --> 01:36:56,960
hold on

2294
01:36:57,679 --> 01:37:02,719
let me toss this aside i'm someone

2295
01:37:00,480 --> 01:37:04,960
someone messaged me

2296
01:37:02,719 --> 01:37:07,520
uh let me just quickly check

2297
01:37:04,960 --> 01:37:11,679
you forgot to apply the pre-lube

2298
01:37:07,520 --> 01:37:11,679
there's no lube they're already lubed

2299
01:37:12,880 --> 01:37:18,840
they're pre-lubed they're already lubed

2300
01:37:16,000 --> 01:37:22,880
i got them lubed okay arrow

2301
01:37:18,840 --> 01:37:25,760
keys i bought them lubed

2302
01:37:22,880 --> 01:37:27,520
oh that one felt wrong that's fine

2303
01:37:25,760 --> 01:37:29,440
i'm doing the less important ones first

2304
01:37:27,520 --> 01:37:32,560
you know

2305
01:37:29,440 --> 01:37:32,560
it's more fun that way

2306
01:37:32,800 --> 01:37:36,880
harder to get bad how did to go wrong

2307
01:37:36,000 --> 01:37:38,960
okay

2308
01:37:36,880 --> 01:37:40,239
can i like position this a bit better to

2309
01:37:38,960 --> 01:37:43,280
be like

2310
01:37:40,239 --> 01:37:43,280
that's fine okay

2311
01:37:46,000 --> 01:37:49,000
dude

2312
01:37:50,239 --> 01:37:53,280
oh that felt bad

2313
01:37:53,600 --> 01:37:57,040
dunk nice

2314
01:37:55,440 --> 01:37:58,560
nice you know can i just empty these all

2315
01:37:57,040 --> 01:37:59,760
out yeah

2316
01:37:58,560 --> 01:38:03,840
[ __ ] yeah

2317
01:37:59,760 --> 01:38:03,840
packaging okay cool that's way easier

2318
01:38:04,239 --> 01:38:07,920
bro

2319
01:38:05,520 --> 01:38:10,000
i felt so bad that didn't feel good i

2320
01:38:07,920 --> 01:38:11,760
heard like a little crunch never mind

2321
01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:13,840
that's fine

2322
01:38:11,760 --> 01:38:16,080
how bad could it possibly be

2323
01:38:13,840 --> 01:38:17,360
bunk nice oh this is satisfying i kind

2324
01:38:16,080 --> 01:38:20,639
of [ __ ] with this

2325
01:38:17,360 --> 01:38:20,639
this could be asmr

2326
01:38:22,800 --> 01:38:26,960
that one felt bad

2327
01:38:24,080 --> 01:38:26,960
that felt pretty bad

2328
01:38:28,840 --> 01:38:32,080
and funk

2329
01:38:32,320 --> 01:38:35,920
i like this

2330
01:38:34,320 --> 01:38:38,639
i get all this is nice it's like

2331
01:38:35,920 --> 01:38:41,760
building in minecraft

2332
01:38:38,639 --> 01:38:41,760
oh that one felt weird

2333
01:38:42,400 --> 01:38:46,400
that's probably fine it's probably fine

2334
01:38:44,880 --> 01:38:48,239
that's pretty fine

2335
01:38:46,400 --> 01:38:50,480
is it as satisfying for you as it is for

2336
01:38:48,239 --> 01:38:50,480
me

2337
01:38:57,679 --> 01:39:01,520
this is calming

2338
01:38:59,679 --> 01:39:03,040
this is nice

2339
01:39:01,520 --> 01:39:05,679
crush

2340
01:39:03,040 --> 01:39:05,679
you just stay like

2341
01:39:07,360 --> 01:39:11,280
oh man

2342
01:39:09,280 --> 01:39:12,800
all right dude this is dude hell yeah i

2343
01:39:11,280 --> 01:39:14,390
could be on like a factory line doing

2344
01:39:12,800 --> 01:39:17,419
this [ __ ] this is nice

2345
01:39:14,390 --> 01:39:17,419
[Music]

2346
01:39:17,760 --> 01:39:21,360
you know that you have to do a loop

2347
01:39:19,520 --> 01:39:26,440
check on those buttons every year or the

2348
01:39:21,360 --> 01:39:26,440
dlva will revoke your keyboard license

2349
01:39:26,560 --> 01:39:29,440
i'm going to get a letter through the

2350
01:39:27,600 --> 01:39:31,440
door from the like you from somewhere in

2351
01:39:29,440 --> 01:39:33,840
the uk it's like have you got a license

2352
01:39:31,440 --> 01:39:34,880
for that keyboard they are licensed for

2353
01:39:33,840 --> 01:39:36,560
that

2354
01:39:34,880 --> 01:39:39,800
the switches are marked to show where

2355
01:39:36,560 --> 01:39:39,800
they go

2356
01:39:40,239 --> 01:39:44,320
that's fine

2357
01:39:42,400 --> 01:39:46,000
are they

2358
01:39:44,320 --> 01:39:47,280
nah they're all the same size they

2359
01:39:46,000 --> 01:39:48,480
wouldn't have fit in if not that's

2360
01:39:47,280 --> 01:39:50,320
probably fine

2361
01:39:48,480 --> 01:39:51,760
is the space bar one like different

2362
01:39:50,320 --> 01:39:53,360
they're probably fine

2363
01:39:51,760 --> 01:39:55,520
they're all the same like are they

2364
01:39:53,360 --> 01:39:57,040
marked no they're fine they're fine

2365
01:39:55,520 --> 01:39:58,639
you're [ __ ] with me

2366
01:39:57,040 --> 01:40:01,679
i'm clever

2367
01:39:58,639 --> 01:40:01,679
i know when you're joking

2368
01:40:07,679 --> 01:40:11,600
oh [ __ ] thanks for all the twitch primes

2369
01:40:09,280 --> 01:40:14,080
by the way please uh continue to

2370
01:40:11,600 --> 01:40:16,800
subscribe please the donators are all

2371
01:40:14,080 --> 01:40:18,400
evil the subscribers are my friends

2372
01:40:16,800 --> 01:40:20,159
and i very much like them i like when

2373
01:40:18,400 --> 01:40:22,560
you're subscribed i don't like when you

2374
01:40:20,159 --> 01:40:26,000
donate for now wait a month and then you

2375
01:40:22,560 --> 01:40:27,920
can donate again all right okay

2376
01:40:26,000 --> 01:40:29,360
i'll be accepting donations at the end

2377
01:40:27,920 --> 01:40:32,159
of the month not now

2378
01:40:29,360 --> 01:40:33,920
or the exit key the uh escape key this

2379
01:40:32,159 --> 01:40:35,679
is my most important one

2380
01:40:33,920 --> 01:40:37,520
i don't wanna [ __ ] this one up

2381
01:40:35,679 --> 01:40:38,639
oh good thunk

2382
01:40:37,520 --> 01:40:39,840
solid one

2383
01:40:38,639 --> 01:40:41,920
bro squeaked

2384
01:40:39,840 --> 01:40:41,920
bro

2385
01:40:42,639 --> 01:40:45,920
okay listen while i'm doing this can i

2386
01:40:44,560 --> 01:40:47,360
tell you about a thing that happened

2387
01:40:45,920 --> 01:40:50,159
today [ __ ] you know i'm gonna go on

2388
01:40:47,360 --> 01:40:51,520
camera and do this and like off this can

2389
01:40:50,159 --> 01:40:54,000
i tell you about a thing that [ __ ]

2390
01:40:51,520 --> 01:40:57,440
happened to me today i already told seth

2391
01:40:54,000 --> 01:40:57,440
i'm so hyped about it satan

2392
01:40:57,520 --> 01:41:01,040
oh okay you are evil good this is

2393
01:40:59,440 --> 01:41:02,159
another example of how the donators are

2394
01:41:01,040 --> 01:41:03,520
evil people

2395
01:41:02,159 --> 01:41:07,119
um

2396
01:41:03,520 --> 01:41:09,920
so listen to this i called soda cat and

2397
01:41:07,119 --> 01:41:12,960
and verb in a frenzy when you tell me

2398
01:41:09,920 --> 01:41:12,960
what to do tongue

2399
01:41:13,199 --> 01:41:17,119
i called soda and verb in an absolute

2400
01:41:15,520 --> 01:41:19,440
frenzy recently

2401
01:41:17,119 --> 01:41:21,520
i did maybe the coolest

2402
01:41:19,440 --> 01:41:24,800
[ __ ] thing

2403
01:41:21,520 --> 01:41:24,800
oops that's definitely wrong

2404
01:41:25,679 --> 01:41:28,880
oh i bet a pin

2405
01:41:30,400 --> 01:41:35,600
i bent it back it's probably fine

2406
01:41:32,239 --> 01:41:35,600
probably fine probably fine

2407
01:41:36,159 --> 01:41:38,639
probably fine

2408
01:41:40,560 --> 01:41:45,119
that one felt wrong

2409
01:41:43,360 --> 01:41:46,800
no one felt wrong

2410
01:41:45,119 --> 01:41:48,560
okay we'll see that one might be [ __ ]

2411
01:41:46,800 --> 01:41:50,480
i'll see if that's [ __ ] we'll see

2412
01:41:48,560 --> 01:41:52,880
you're not getting out of girl month

2413
01:41:50,480 --> 01:41:55,199
bucko yes i am

2414
01:41:52,880 --> 01:41:56,719
yes i am i did the coolest [ __ ] thing

2415
01:41:55,199 --> 01:41:58,719
i've ever done today

2416
01:41:56,719 --> 01:42:02,080
i i don't think that i can ever top it

2417
01:41:58,719 --> 01:42:03,840
this made my week i'm not even lying

2418
01:42:02,080 --> 01:42:06,960
dude

2419
01:42:03,840 --> 01:42:10,800
nice it's new content from f1 nn oh

2420
01:42:06,960 --> 01:42:14,080
knows it's psychological torture

2421
01:42:10,800 --> 01:42:15,920
but here's the thing i cannot i okay so

2422
01:42:14,080 --> 01:42:18,960
here's the thing recently as some of you

2423
01:42:15,920 --> 01:42:21,280
may know my house has been broken

2424
01:42:18,960 --> 01:42:24,000
there's been like cracks forming in the

2425
01:42:21,280 --> 01:42:25,040
in the walls and [ __ ] my

2426
01:42:24,000 --> 01:42:26,639
okay

2427
01:42:25,040 --> 01:42:30,960
my uh

2428
01:42:26,639 --> 01:42:32,400
uh my my toilet broke the actual uh

2429
01:42:30,960 --> 01:42:35,199
that was freckles or the wall god damn

2430
01:42:32,400 --> 01:42:37,360
right the the uh my toilet broke the

2431
01:42:35,199 --> 01:42:39,360
pipe like burst and needed to be

2432
01:42:37,360 --> 01:42:41,199
replaced and during that time like some

2433
01:42:39,360 --> 01:42:43,199
of the met the water main like some of

2434
01:42:41,199 --> 01:42:45,119
the water leaked and stuff like and it

2435
01:42:43,199 --> 01:42:47,600
went through the house

2436
01:42:45,119 --> 01:42:50,320
and what that happened was some cracks

2437
01:42:47,600 --> 01:42:51,840
started to form down in the kitchen

2438
01:42:50,320 --> 01:42:55,360
and so every time i walk into the

2439
01:42:51,840 --> 01:42:57,440
kitchen there's like a new crack right

2440
01:42:55,360 --> 01:42:59,280
there's a new crack that forms or like i

2441
01:42:57,440 --> 01:43:02,000
notice it or it gets worse or something

2442
01:42:59,280 --> 01:43:04,239
like that but it's it's mostly fine now

2443
01:43:02,000 --> 01:43:04,960
indeed put water

2444
01:43:04,239 --> 01:43:07,119
so

2445
01:43:04,960 --> 01:43:08,639
please take her time with the keyboard

2446
01:43:07,119 --> 01:43:11,679
lol

2447
01:43:08,639 --> 01:43:13,520
i went i went into uh

2448
01:43:11,679 --> 01:43:16,000
i went into my i went into my kitchen

2449
01:43:13,520 --> 01:43:17,840
today hello rose we've been trying to

2450
01:43:16,000 --> 01:43:21,119
contact you about your keyboard's

2451
01:43:17,840 --> 01:43:22,880
extended warranty license

2452
01:43:21,119 --> 01:43:26,000
i've already violated it

2453
01:43:22,880 --> 01:43:27,840
i've i walked into my kitchen today and

2454
01:43:26,000 --> 01:43:30,320
i see something

2455
01:43:27,840 --> 01:43:32,239
i see something i see like i look at a

2456
01:43:30,320 --> 01:43:35,600
cr i see a crack

2457
01:43:32,239 --> 01:43:38,320
of paint again more in the top

2458
01:43:35,600 --> 01:43:40,159
right corner of the room and like [ __ ]

2459
01:43:38,320 --> 01:43:42,159
that's a bad one

2460
01:43:40,159 --> 01:43:44,639
that's [ __ ] that [ __ ]

2461
01:43:42,159 --> 01:43:46,239
sucks dude another one and i squint a

2462
01:43:44,639 --> 01:43:48,800
bit harder i'm like

2463
01:43:46,239 --> 01:43:50,560
it's like black like it [ __ ]

2464
01:43:48,800 --> 01:43:53,920
bad water damage i squint a bit harder

2465
01:43:50,560 --> 01:43:56,800
i'm like hold on wait so soda cat was

2466
01:43:53,920 --> 01:43:58,800
your plumber yes

2467
01:43:56,800 --> 01:44:00,239
i i squint a bit harder at this crack

2468
01:43:58,800 --> 01:44:03,199
that's formed in the corner in the

2469
01:44:00,239 --> 01:44:05,600
corner of the room and i go

2470
01:44:03,199 --> 01:44:08,560
that could be a spider you know

2471
01:44:05,600 --> 01:44:11,679
that could be a big [ __ ] spider but i

2472
01:44:08,560 --> 01:44:13,840
couldn't see it i'm like 10 meters away

2473
01:44:11,679 --> 01:44:15,520
but it's it's like above a cabinet so

2474
01:44:13,840 --> 01:44:16,960
it's in a really awkward spot i couldn't

2475
01:44:15,520 --> 01:44:18,000
like poke it with something i couldn't

2476
01:44:16,960 --> 01:44:19,600
do [ __ ]

2477
01:44:18,000 --> 01:44:22,080
but i couldn't tell if it was a spider

2478
01:44:19,600 --> 01:44:25,440
or a crack so what i did

2479
01:44:22,080 --> 01:44:27,040
is i downed a red bull to get my my fear

2480
01:44:25,440 --> 01:44:28,639
gone

2481
01:44:27,040 --> 01:44:30,719
and dude

2482
01:44:28,639 --> 01:44:32,880
how big 10 meters how big is this house

2483
01:44:30,719 --> 01:44:36,080
not big that's longer than you're in 10

2484
01:44:32,880 --> 01:44:36,800
meters or 10 oh sorry 10 feet 10 feet my

2485
01:44:36,080 --> 01:44:39,679
bad

2486
01:44:36,800 --> 01:44:41,840
but like a while away 10 feet

2487
01:44:39,679 --> 01:44:43,920
um like the other side of my other side

2488
01:44:41,840 --> 01:44:45,600
of my kitchen like it's it's like on the

2489
01:44:43,920 --> 01:44:46,400
other side of the room like it's [ __ ]

2490
01:44:45,600 --> 01:44:47,280
nuts

2491
01:44:46,400 --> 01:44:48,639
so

2492
01:44:47,280 --> 01:44:51,600
here's what i did

2493
01:44:48,639 --> 01:44:53,679
yeah ten feet whoopsie um

2494
01:44:51,600 --> 01:44:56,000
the uh

2495
01:44:53,679 --> 01:44:57,920
i decided while i was hyped up on my red

2496
01:44:56,000 --> 01:44:59,119
bull i decided it was gonna be a great

2497
01:44:57,920 --> 01:45:01,199
idea

2498
01:44:59,119 --> 01:45:03,199
i walked into my other room

2499
01:45:01,199 --> 01:45:05,600
and i bought myself out

2500
01:45:03,199 --> 01:45:08,960
my bb gun

2501
01:45:05,600 --> 01:45:10,880
i got my bb gun i love this thing

2502
01:45:08,960 --> 01:45:12,880
and uh i decided okay all right if i

2503
01:45:10,880 --> 01:45:15,040
shoot at this if i miss and it hits

2504
01:45:12,880 --> 01:45:16,320
somewhere near it if it's a spider it's

2505
01:45:15,040 --> 01:45:18,320
going to scurry off and i'm going to

2506
01:45:16,320 --> 01:45:21,920
know if it's a spider

2507
01:45:18,320 --> 01:45:23,760
and dude ice i i walk i grab my bb gun

2508
01:45:21,920 --> 01:45:26,000
i'm already hyped up on a rebel so i

2509
01:45:23,760 --> 01:45:28,239
start filming the interaction and first

2510
01:45:26,000 --> 01:45:29,600
shot dude

2511
01:45:28,239 --> 01:45:33,600
dude i don't know if you've ever used a

2512
01:45:29,600 --> 01:45:36,480
bb gun before inside a house

2513
01:45:33,600 --> 01:45:38,400
it's loud it's [ __ ] rough i shot this

2514
01:45:36,480 --> 01:45:40,800
thing it's it's a blowback pistol so

2515
01:45:38,400 --> 01:45:42,639
these slide racks back like half the gas

2516
01:45:40,800 --> 01:45:46,159
is put into giving you a kick so it

2517
01:45:42,639 --> 01:45:47,679
[ __ ] boom kicks it's loud as [ __ ]

2518
01:45:46,159 --> 01:45:49,920
shut up king

2519
01:45:47,679 --> 01:45:52,400
no it's loud as [ __ ]

2520
01:45:49,920 --> 01:45:54,159
it rick it [ __ ] ricochets everywhere

2521
01:45:52,400 --> 01:45:56,320
i'm like oh [ __ ]

2522
01:45:54,159 --> 01:45:59,280
and i fire it again

2523
01:45:56,320 --> 01:46:02,080
i i try it again i'm freaked out by it

2524
01:45:59,280 --> 01:46:04,400
and i nail the thing

2525
01:46:02,080 --> 01:46:07,600
suddenly i fire the second shot and a

2526
01:46:04,400 --> 01:46:08,719
two-inch diameter blood splatter appears

2527
01:46:07,600 --> 01:46:11,360
on the wall

2528
01:46:08,719 --> 01:46:13,520
boom and it [ __ ] disintegrates

2529
01:46:11,360 --> 01:46:16,400
that spider just [ __ ] dude most

2530
01:46:13,520 --> 01:46:18,960
humane spider kill on earth it that

2531
01:46:16,400 --> 01:46:22,239
spider just boop appears at the gates of

2532
01:46:18,960 --> 01:46:24,400
heaven i hit this thing with a tiny bb

2533
01:46:22,239 --> 01:46:26,480
but do you want to see that oh yeah and

2534
01:46:24,400 --> 01:46:27,280
guess did it drop string oh my [ __ ]

2535
01:46:26,480 --> 01:46:29,520
god

2536
01:46:27,280 --> 01:46:30,639
dude i absorbed it's xp it drops a

2537
01:46:29,520 --> 01:46:32,480
spider eye

2538
01:46:30,639 --> 01:46:36,000
and guess what

2539
01:46:32,480 --> 01:46:38,400
it's i got it on video it's all on video

2540
01:46:36,000 --> 01:46:41,040
and i can show you it do you want to see

2541
01:46:38,400 --> 01:46:42,719
it i've named the video spider ko you

2542
01:46:41,040 --> 01:46:45,280
want to see the video

2543
01:46:42,719 --> 01:46:47,199
i kn dude you can you want to see it

2544
01:46:45,280 --> 01:46:50,000
okay look at this it was i put it on

2545
01:46:47,199 --> 01:46:52,239
tick tock but it got removed

2546
01:46:50,000 --> 01:46:54,639
okay finn finn finn finn finn finn finn

2547
01:46:52,239 --> 01:46:56,159
finn fell off in high smile okay let me

2548
01:46:54,639 --> 01:46:57,760
plonk this last switch in or else i'm

2549
01:46:56,159 --> 01:46:59,440
gonna bend it

2550
01:46:57,760 --> 01:47:01,600
okay here's the video so do you see what

2551
01:46:59,440 --> 01:47:03,520
i mean this is what i'm looking at up

2552
01:47:01,600 --> 01:47:05,199
here is the corner that i'm on about

2553
01:47:03,520 --> 01:47:07,679
look all right can i like turn the

2554
01:47:05,199 --> 01:47:09,920
volume up okay look

2555
01:47:07,679 --> 01:47:12,080
i can't tell if that's a spider or a

2556
01:47:09,920 --> 01:47:15,520
crack in the wall uh so i'm gonna find

2557
01:47:12,080 --> 01:47:17,600
out oh it's a bb gun by the way

2558
01:47:15,520 --> 01:47:19,840
i shouldn't have done that also dude

2559
01:47:17,600 --> 01:47:22,239
this downplays how [ __ ] loud this

2560
01:47:19,840 --> 01:47:25,679
thing is inside anyway but it's not too

2561
01:47:22,239 --> 01:47:25,679
worse it's fine it's a vpn what the [ __ ]

2562
01:47:25,960 --> 01:47:30,560
[Music]

2563
01:47:27,360 --> 01:47:35,360
oh my god i [ __ ] hit it it was what

2564
01:47:30,560 --> 01:47:38,560
am i hitting that shot mlg pro baby

2565
01:47:35,360 --> 01:47:42,159
dude i [ __ ] nail it

2566
01:47:38,560 --> 01:47:45,119
i absolutely nail this thing

2567
01:47:42,159 --> 01:47:47,600
look at this okay so i didn't re also

2568
01:47:45,119 --> 01:47:50,159
you gotta imagine in my mind i did not

2569
01:47:47,600 --> 01:47:52,960
know that that was a spider until the

2570
01:47:50,159 --> 01:47:54,800
moment it exploded

2571
01:47:52,960 --> 01:47:56,639
and if you've ever used a bb gun they

2572
01:47:54,800 --> 01:47:58,400
are not accurate the mismatch sucks dude

2573
01:47:56,639 --> 01:48:01,199
look okay look at this [ __ ] listen

2574
01:47:58,400 --> 01:48:02,320
listen to this [ __ ] thing

2575
01:48:01,199 --> 01:48:04,639
[ __ ]

2576
01:48:02,320 --> 01:48:06,400
this you can hear me how freaked out i

2577
01:48:04,639 --> 01:48:08,960
am too

2578
01:48:06,400 --> 01:48:10,800
it just [ __ ] look at those splatter

2579
01:48:08,960 --> 01:48:12,400
dude

2580
01:48:10,800 --> 01:48:14,480
it's cool right

2581
01:48:12,400 --> 01:48:16,639
i that's the coolest [ __ ] i've done in

2582
01:48:14,480 --> 01:48:19,360
years i called soda

2583
01:48:16,639 --> 01:48:21,440
immediately because i was so hyped up i

2584
01:48:19,360 --> 01:48:22,960
called soda i was like dude i said the

2585
01:48:21,440 --> 01:48:24,719
craziest [ __ ] i've ever done and soda

2586
01:48:22,960 --> 01:48:26,639
says you've experienced the thrill of

2587
01:48:24,719 --> 01:48:28,480
the honey let me get this right you

2588
01:48:26,639 --> 01:48:30,960
weren't sure whether or not there was a

2589
01:48:28,480 --> 01:48:32,800
crack in your wall so you fired a gun at

2590
01:48:30,960 --> 01:48:35,199
it yes

2591
01:48:32,800 --> 01:48:38,159
pretty much it's a bb gun oop that's

2592
01:48:35,199 --> 01:48:41,440
going to bend the pin i'll feel that

2593
01:48:38,159 --> 01:48:43,280
yeah dude i i wanted to i was like 50 50

2594
01:48:41,440 --> 01:48:44,880
if it was a spider or just a crack in

2595
01:48:43,280 --> 01:48:46,800
the wall and but i couldn't poke at it

2596
01:48:44,880 --> 01:48:48,880
because it's such a weird angle in my

2597
01:48:46,800 --> 01:48:50,159
kitchen it's like above a counter and

2598
01:48:48,880 --> 01:48:52,080
like it was

2599
01:48:50,159 --> 01:48:53,600
if my kitchen's in l shape i'd have to

2600
01:48:52,080 --> 01:48:54,960
like stand on something to even be able

2601
01:48:53,600 --> 01:48:57,119
to poke it and then that's gross so i

2602
01:48:54,960 --> 01:48:59,199
didn't want to i just was like ah [ __ ]

2603
01:48:57,119 --> 01:49:01,199
it i'll shoot a bb at it and i know if

2604
01:48:59,199 --> 01:49:02,880
i'll get like even within a centimeter

2605
01:49:01,199 --> 01:49:03,679
of it it's gonna like feel the wind and

2606
01:49:02,880 --> 01:49:05,520
like

2607
01:49:03,679 --> 01:49:09,040
go somewhere else so

2608
01:49:05,520 --> 01:49:10,719
but dude i [ __ ] nail it

2609
01:49:09,040 --> 01:49:12,880
coolest [ __ ] i've ever done

2610
01:49:10,719 --> 01:49:14,480
cool [ __ ] of it it's from a distance too

2611
01:49:12,880 --> 01:49:15,760
you can sort of tell in the video how

2612
01:49:14,480 --> 01:49:18,239
that it's from like

2613
01:49:15,760 --> 01:49:20,320
a little bit away but it's so good

2614
01:49:18,239 --> 01:49:22,960
i [ __ ] felt like i guess i'm a

2615
01:49:20,320 --> 01:49:22,960
skeptical

2616
01:49:23,280 --> 01:49:26,840
thanks for the sub the best people the

2617
01:49:24,960 --> 01:49:28,639
best people are the subscribers not the

2618
01:49:26,840 --> 01:49:31,040
donators the donuts suck

2619
01:49:28,639 --> 01:49:32,800
so hey listen boys uh listen all the

2620
01:49:31,040 --> 01:49:36,080
people that gifted like 10 subs can we

2621
01:49:32,800 --> 01:49:37,840
get a quick uh boo for the donators dude

2622
01:49:36,080 --> 01:49:40,000
the donators bro

2623
01:49:37,840 --> 01:49:43,000
oh dude thanks for the sub so [ __ ]

2624
01:49:40,000 --> 01:49:43,000
boom

2625
01:49:43,199 --> 01:49:48,639
the subscribers are the best also true

2626
01:49:46,800 --> 01:49:51,199
wait the police library so what do the

2627
01:49:48,639 --> 01:49:53,280
donations do okay so listen i've got a

2628
01:49:51,199 --> 01:49:54,080
donation goal up right now

2629
01:49:53,280 --> 01:49:55,840
um

2630
01:49:54,080 --> 01:49:56,800
that's for goal month thank you for the

2631
01:49:55,840 --> 01:49:58,400
sub

2632
01:49:56,800 --> 01:50:01,040
thanks for the touch prime

2633
01:49:58,400 --> 01:50:02,880
uh i love you buddy the uh

2634
01:50:01,040 --> 01:50:05,360
i've got a donation goal up right now

2635
01:50:02,880 --> 01:50:07,360
which is for government it's what i'm in

2636
01:50:05,360 --> 01:50:09,679
currently right now

2637
01:50:07,360 --> 01:50:12,400
my chat love scale month i [ __ ] i'm

2638
01:50:09,679 --> 01:50:15,520
very annoyed by it what it is is a long

2639
01:50:12,400 --> 01:50:17,360
time ago i agreed to dress up like this

2640
01:50:15,520 --> 01:50:20,400
every [ __ ] day

2641
01:50:17,360 --> 01:50:23,520
off camera that's not streamed

2642
01:50:20,400 --> 01:50:25,199
and i stick to the [ __ ] i have nail like

2643
01:50:23,520 --> 01:50:26,560
these are nail extent these aren't like

2644
01:50:25,199 --> 01:50:28,960
fake nails i can take off at the end of

2645
01:50:26,560 --> 01:50:31,679
the stream these are on me eyelashes

2646
01:50:28,960 --> 01:50:33,520
can't take them off with soda and you

2647
01:50:31,679 --> 01:50:34,560
physically

2648
01:50:33,520 --> 01:50:35,840
hold on

2649
01:50:34,560 --> 01:50:38,480
so

2650
01:50:35,840 --> 01:50:41,679
that's and i dress like this i have no

2651
01:50:38,480 --> 01:50:43,040
guy clothes at all i'm in [ __ ] skirts

2652
01:50:41,679 --> 01:50:44,719
i don't wear the heels as much as i

2653
01:50:43,040 --> 01:50:46,960
should but i'm in skirts and leggings

2654
01:50:44,719 --> 01:50:48,800
and crop tops and [ __ ] thigh highs all

2655
01:50:46,960 --> 01:50:50,800
of the [ __ ] time

2656
01:50:48,800 --> 01:50:52,639
and that's what girl month is and for a

2657
01:50:50,800 --> 01:50:54,719
very very long time i had been

2658
01:50:52,639 --> 01:50:56,560
increasing the goal month goal by five

2659
01:50:54,719 --> 01:50:57,599
thousand dollars a month every time they

2660
01:50:56,560 --> 01:51:00,159
hit it

2661
01:50:57,599 --> 01:51:01,440
consecutively and they kept [ __ ]

2662
01:51:00,159 --> 01:51:03,840
hitting it

2663
01:51:01,440 --> 01:51:06,159
and then now i offered them a reset at

2664
01:51:03,840 --> 01:51:08,159
the i forgot what it was to do the reset

2665
01:51:06,159 --> 01:51:10,639
but i offered them a reset and they hit

2666
01:51:08,159 --> 01:51:13,119
whatever goal i put for it and now it's

2667
01:51:10,639 --> 01:51:15,360
back to ten thousand dollars because i

2668
01:51:13,119 --> 01:51:18,159
am an expensive [ __ ] and my clothes

2669
01:51:15,360 --> 01:51:18,159
cost a lot of money

2670
01:51:18,960 --> 01:51:23,440
[ __ ] do you know how expensive amazon is

2671
01:51:21,440 --> 01:51:24,880
in chien bro it's expensive i don't know

2672
01:51:23,440 --> 01:51:28,639
what you're talking about

2673
01:51:24,880 --> 01:51:28,639
they're high brand high fashion

2674
01:51:33,119 --> 01:51:38,239
[ __ ] what are we saying

2675
01:51:35,599 --> 01:51:40,960
you're a good shot bro i am i am

2676
01:51:38,239 --> 01:51:43,040
it's [ __ ] dude that was hard to hit

2677
01:51:40,960 --> 01:51:45,920
but i got it that was [ __ ] cracked

2678
01:51:43,040 --> 01:51:47,920
your fake nails were all your own choice

2679
01:51:45,920 --> 01:51:50,400
they're not included in the girl month

2680
01:51:47,920 --> 01:51:52,880
rules so don't blame us for your own

2681
01:51:50,400 --> 01:51:52,880
fetish

2682
01:51:53,360 --> 01:51:58,400
what bro what the [ __ ]

2683
01:51:56,400 --> 01:52:03,280
took it a step too far there buddy oh

2684
01:51:58,400 --> 01:52:05,679
nice back in time for another girl month

2685
01:52:03,280 --> 01:52:07,440
someone just funk oh yeah oh hello nice

2686
01:52:05,679 --> 01:52:09,679
to see you oh thanks for twitch prime

2687
01:52:07,440 --> 01:52:09,679
wait

2688
01:52:09,760 --> 01:52:12,719
now thanks richard bryant which prime

2689
01:52:11,440 --> 01:52:15,119
thank you buddy i saw it before it was

2690
01:52:12,719 --> 01:52:15,119
in the queue

2691
01:52:15,599 --> 01:52:19,760
thank you oh it's got a bit of lint on

2692
01:52:17,840 --> 01:52:21,199
it that's fine they're lubed they're

2693
01:52:19,760 --> 01:52:22,719
lubed

2694
01:52:21,199 --> 01:52:24,320
i'm almost done with the keyboard i'm

2695
01:52:22,719 --> 01:52:27,440
gonna need to open up like one more pack

2696
01:52:24,320 --> 01:52:27,440
and i'm done i think

2697
01:52:29,199 --> 01:52:33,679
bro the nails are oh yeah

2698
01:52:32,320 --> 01:52:35,360
you know what's crazy about the nails

2699
01:52:33,679 --> 01:52:36,800
now some people always get on my case

2700
01:52:35,360 --> 01:52:39,280
that these like fake nails but guess

2701
01:52:36,800 --> 01:52:40,560
what these are now my real nails like

2702
01:52:39,280 --> 01:52:43,040
there's no

2703
01:52:40,560 --> 01:52:44,960
there's just gel on top of them but like

2704
01:52:43,040 --> 01:52:46,719
these are my actual nail this is my

2705
01:52:44,960 --> 01:52:49,280
actual nail length now there's no

2706
01:52:46,719 --> 01:52:51,280
extension on it this is my nail length

2707
01:52:49,280 --> 01:52:54,880
cover say your clothes are expensive

2708
01:52:51,280 --> 01:52:54,880
like we don't buy most of them

2709
01:52:56,000 --> 01:52:59,360
that's true

2710
01:52:57,679 --> 01:53:00,400
also they're extremely cheap because i

2711
01:52:59,360 --> 01:53:02,480
wear them once and don't want to be

2712
01:53:00,400 --> 01:53:05,760
wonderful

2713
01:53:02,480 --> 01:53:08,000
so i give them i give all the likes

2714
01:53:05,760 --> 01:53:09,840
on them like a ton or i get like

2715
01:53:08,000 --> 01:53:11,760
yeah if i've worn them enough that i

2716
01:53:09,840 --> 01:53:13,360
can't like wear them again for a stream

2717
01:53:11,760 --> 01:53:15,760
uh or they're like not the sort of thing

2718
01:53:13,360 --> 01:53:18,239
you can do twice i've given a lot of

2719
01:53:15,760 --> 01:53:19,119
[ __ ] made outfits to my local charity

2720
01:53:18,239 --> 01:53:20,880
shop

2721
01:53:19,119 --> 01:53:23,280
that me and my dad have a running joke

2722
01:53:20,880 --> 01:53:26,239
about it they're like dude you did say

2723
01:53:23,280 --> 01:53:30,159
you enjoy the nails though and i can see

2724
01:53:26,239 --> 01:53:33,199
why also donators rule the world

2725
01:53:30,159 --> 01:53:35,520
incorrect you're scum

2726
01:53:33,199 --> 01:53:36,960
thanks for the photos

2727
01:53:35,520 --> 01:53:39,520
you're paying for my

2728
01:53:36,960 --> 01:53:40,880
uber only the ogs remember the prison

2729
01:53:39,520 --> 01:53:42,639
vince

2730
01:53:40,880 --> 01:53:45,440
prison what do you mean i uploaded a

2731
01:53:42,639 --> 01:53:47,360
present video today what the [ __ ] oh no

2732
01:53:45,440 --> 01:53:49,440
wait is it a tuesday or a friday it's

2733
01:53:47,360 --> 01:53:52,480
tuesday i uploaded a prison video today

2734
01:53:49,440 --> 01:53:55,480
what do you mean remember

2735
01:53:52,480 --> 01:53:55,480
factions

2736
01:53:56,480 --> 01:53:59,440
not donators suck thanks for the

2737
01:53:58,480 --> 01:54:01,119
donation

2738
01:53:59,440 --> 01:54:02,560
they suck though

2739
01:54:01,119 --> 01:54:04,560
thank you though

2740
01:54:02,560 --> 01:54:05,760
they're awful thanks for the donation

2741
01:54:04,560 --> 01:54:06,719
thanks for the three thanks for three

2742
01:54:05,760 --> 01:54:09,599
dollars

2743
01:54:06,719 --> 01:54:11,760
i appreciate subs right now well i've

2744
01:54:09,599 --> 01:54:13,760
got a goal i'm like dude

2745
01:54:11,760 --> 01:54:16,320
oh listen i might let you have the

2746
01:54:13,760 --> 01:54:18,159
garment thing if we don't have to do

2747
01:54:16,320 --> 01:54:20,320
dude i'll i'll promote the girl month

2748
01:54:18,159 --> 01:54:22,080
thing more if i don't have to do the

2749
01:54:20,320 --> 01:54:23,679
[ __ ] passport thing because the more

2750
01:54:22,080 --> 01:54:25,920
i've been thinking about it in the back

2751
01:54:23,679 --> 01:54:27,280
of my head the more i think that's a

2752
01:54:25,920 --> 01:54:29,679
terrible idea

2753
01:54:27,280 --> 01:54:31,360
like government i dressing up for my

2754
01:54:29,679 --> 01:54:33,679
government id

2755
01:54:31,360 --> 01:54:35,599
[ __ ] or my driver's license sorry not

2756
01:54:33,679 --> 01:54:38,000
passport dude

2757
01:54:35,599 --> 01:54:40,719
nerd the passport cinema yeah [ __ ]

2758
01:54:38,000 --> 01:54:44,639
kyle is the guy that suggested that

2759
01:54:40,719 --> 01:54:45,520
fps russia suggested that i do that

2760
01:54:44,639 --> 01:54:47,840
oh

2761
01:54:45,520 --> 01:54:49,199
it ain't a good idea

2762
01:54:47,840 --> 01:54:53,440
are you allowed to do that what do you

2763
01:54:49,199 --> 01:54:53,440
mean put on some makeup yeah

2764
01:54:53,679 --> 01:54:57,119
i have eyelashes dude what do you mean i

2765
01:54:55,199 --> 01:54:59,760
mean like you can wear anything for it

2766
01:54:57,119 --> 01:55:01,360
right i'll go in a maid outfit

2767
01:54:59,760 --> 01:55:03,119
wait that's kind of funny they don't

2768
01:55:01,360 --> 01:55:04,960
actually specify clothes imagine it's

2769
01:55:03,119 --> 01:55:07,199
just like you can see like shoulder up

2770
01:55:04,960 --> 01:55:10,320
imagine if it's just like

2771
01:55:07,199 --> 01:55:12,639
a [ __ ] you going like a bikini

2772
01:55:10,320 --> 01:55:16,239
you go in a banana yeah you go in like

2773
01:55:12,639 --> 01:55:16,239
some crazy [ __ ] outfit

2774
01:55:16,480 --> 01:55:19,840
that's kind of a funny idea

2775
01:55:20,159 --> 01:55:23,360
you're growing a french-made outfit like

2776
01:55:21,599 --> 01:55:24,560
you can you cause a friend you can tell

2777
01:55:23,360 --> 01:55:27,440
if someone's wearing a french-made

2778
01:55:24,560 --> 01:55:27,440
outfit too

2779
01:55:28,000 --> 01:55:32,360
now that's funny now that's comedy

2780
01:55:32,639 --> 01:55:35,360
you're beautiful

2781
01:55:35,520 --> 01:55:39,760
you didn't need to say you didn't need

2782
01:55:37,199 --> 01:55:41,440
to say i know it listen it's part of my

2783
01:55:39,760 --> 01:55:43,599
daily affirmations i say that in the

2784
01:55:41,440 --> 01:55:44,800
mirror in front of every day i say you

2785
01:55:43,599 --> 01:55:47,920
are handsome

2786
01:55:44,800 --> 01:55:49,920
you're a chad you're strong

2787
01:55:47,920 --> 01:55:52,239
you can build a keyboard

2788
01:55:49,920 --> 01:55:53,920
that one was more today

2789
01:55:52,239 --> 01:55:55,440
i've been saying it for the past week in

2790
01:55:53,920 --> 01:55:57,840
preparation though so i'm pretty

2791
01:55:55,440 --> 01:55:59,280
confident

2792
01:55:57,840 --> 01:56:00,880
do people actually do the daily

2793
01:55:59,280 --> 01:56:02,800
affirmations thing i feel like it's more

2794
01:56:00,880 --> 01:56:05,119
of a meme than being true

2795
01:56:02,800 --> 01:56:06,800
but i can't tell because it sounds like

2796
01:56:05,119 --> 01:56:08,800
it could be true but it also seems a

2797
01:56:06,800 --> 01:56:10,239
little bit like psychopathic

2798
01:56:08,800 --> 01:56:11,679
or maybe not psychopathic but you know

2799
01:56:10,239 --> 01:56:14,159
what i mean like a little bit like

2800
01:56:11,679 --> 01:56:14,159
freaky

2801
01:56:16,239 --> 01:56:18,960
who will it be

2802
01:56:19,840 --> 01:56:23,840
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]

2803
01:56:22,320 --> 01:56:25,490
oh [ __ ] it wouldn't they didn't even

2804
01:56:23,840 --> 01:56:26,800
know too but they did it

2805
01:56:25,490 --> 01:56:30,880
[Music]

2806
01:56:26,800 --> 01:56:33,199
oh what 4 20 69. support the scum train

2807
01:56:30,880 --> 01:56:33,199
thank you

2808
01:56:34,719 --> 01:56:37,199
gobrin

2809
01:56:37,760 --> 01:56:41,440
bajati

2810
01:56:39,679 --> 01:56:43,599
[ __ ] yeah hey can you guys settle a

2811
01:56:41,440 --> 01:56:46,239
debate for me you know dolce dolce and

2812
01:56:43,599 --> 01:56:48,880
gabbana is it dolce gabbana or is it

2813
01:56:46,239 --> 01:56:50,719
pronounced differently dolce dollis

2814
01:56:48,880 --> 01:56:52,960
i forgot how it's pronounced and is it

2815
01:56:50,719 --> 01:56:56,000
gabbana there's a basically there's a

2816
01:56:52,960 --> 01:56:57,760
dessert store near me that's called

2817
01:56:56,000 --> 01:56:58,960
never mind that's a [ __ ] terrible

2818
01:56:57,760 --> 01:57:01,520
idea to say

2819
01:56:58,960 --> 01:57:03,440
that's a that's doxing myself

2820
01:57:01,520 --> 01:57:06,400
i'm not gonna say that there's something

2821
01:57:03,440 --> 01:57:08,320
that uses a word like that that's

2822
01:57:06,400 --> 01:57:10,560
available for delivery i think there are

2823
01:57:08,320 --> 01:57:13,760
brands so it's probably fine bro what is

2824
01:57:10,560 --> 01:57:13,760
wrong with this [ __ ] hole

2825
01:57:14,719 --> 01:57:17,920
dude is this wrong

2826
01:57:18,239 --> 01:57:22,960
bro what the [ __ ] i've tried multiple

2827
01:57:20,639 --> 01:57:24,880
switches on this hole

2828
01:57:22,960 --> 01:57:27,040
i ain't getting it in

2829
01:57:24,880 --> 01:57:28,080
i donate because twitch won't let me

2830
01:57:27,040 --> 01:57:30,320
simp

2831
01:57:28,080 --> 01:57:33,599
oh that one was a tricky boy

2832
01:57:30,320 --> 01:57:33,599
also [ __ ] yeah

2833
01:57:34,320 --> 01:57:38,360
oh wait no [ __ ] you

2834
01:57:42,800 --> 01:57:46,000
oh that one felt bad but still

2835
01:57:44,960 --> 01:57:47,840
boys

2836
01:57:46,000 --> 01:57:49,440
oh it's weighty

2837
01:57:47,840 --> 01:57:52,480
look at that

2838
01:57:49,440 --> 01:57:54,400
oh it feels good it feels good

2839
01:57:52,480 --> 01:57:56,960
it feels good it feels genuinely quite

2840
01:57:54,400 --> 01:57:58,960
good i'm i'm liking this so far

2841
01:57:56,960 --> 01:58:01,199
all right what a good experience with

2842
01:57:58,960 --> 01:58:03,920
this keyboard build holy [ __ ] did you

2843
01:58:01,199 --> 01:58:06,159
show the outfit came 20 minutes late

2844
01:58:03,920 --> 01:58:08,400
today and wondered what today's fit is

2845
01:58:06,159 --> 01:58:10,639
okay hold on let me like make sure my

2846
01:58:08,400 --> 01:58:12,480
[ __ ] skirts are riding up all right

2847
01:58:10,639 --> 01:58:14,400
there we go look at this i bought this

2848
01:58:12,480 --> 01:58:17,280
skirt recently

2849
01:58:14,400 --> 01:58:19,280
uh it's a little on the slightly backier

2850
01:58:17,280 --> 01:58:21,119
side this could have been like a size

2851
01:58:19,280 --> 01:58:23,599
down but like

2852
01:58:21,119 --> 01:58:25,280
i've okay i suffer from this weird thing

2853
01:58:23,599 --> 01:58:27,199
which is basically being shaped like a

2854
01:58:25,280 --> 01:58:30,880
guy i don't know if you've noticed but

2855
01:58:27,199 --> 01:58:32,880
like i am square down but like my like

2856
01:58:30,880 --> 01:58:35,280
my weight i'm not sucking in or anything

2857
01:58:32,880 --> 01:58:37,599
there i can suck in and do that but like

2858
01:58:35,280 --> 01:58:40,560
me normal i'm like fairly skinny like

2859
01:58:37,599 --> 01:58:43,199
that but i am wide so

2860
01:58:40,560 --> 01:58:45,040
i can't really get any better like shape

2861
01:58:43,199 --> 01:58:47,199
wise with that what he'll i don't have

2862
01:58:45,040 --> 01:58:49,360
heels on [ __ ] but yeah the fit's

2863
01:58:47,199 --> 01:58:51,360
actually quite nice this was sent to me

2864
01:58:49,360 --> 01:58:53,119
the the jacket was sent to me by you

2865
01:58:51,360 --> 01:58:54,800
guys

2866
01:58:53,119 --> 01:58:56,400
and then yeah

2867
01:58:54,800 --> 01:58:58,560
wait is there supposed to be a thing

2868
01:58:56,400 --> 01:59:00,400
here

2869
01:58:58,560 --> 01:59:02,639
i used to think there's a bar that goes

2870
01:59:00,400 --> 01:59:04,159
across are there not stabilizer bars i

2871
01:59:02,639 --> 01:59:05,520
remember seeing a keyboard tear down and

2872
01:59:04,159 --> 01:59:07,119
there were stabilizer bars i probably

2873
01:59:05,520 --> 01:59:08,320
don't have to do anything it's fine all

2874
01:59:07,119 --> 01:59:09,920
right

2875
01:59:08,320 --> 01:59:11,360
right

2876
01:59:09,920 --> 01:59:13,599
uh

2877
01:59:11,360 --> 01:59:15,040
hide the wide with a few

2878
01:59:13,599 --> 01:59:18,560
fast spins

2879
01:59:15,040 --> 01:59:21,360
true uh i'll do heels maybe in a second

2880
01:59:18,560 --> 01:59:21,360
let me hydrate

2881
01:59:24,159 --> 01:59:27,920
corsets

2882
01:59:25,520 --> 01:59:29,440
yeah but it doesn't like

2883
01:59:27,920 --> 01:59:31,360
do much

2884
01:59:29,440 --> 01:59:33,360
more okay

2885
01:59:31,360 --> 01:59:34,400
i mean well they do but like only not

2886
01:59:33,360 --> 01:59:37,840
for this

2887
01:59:34,400 --> 01:59:41,360
stylist barbie mid thing

2888
01:59:37,840 --> 01:59:42,639
ohio stylist barbie oh [ __ ] yeah bobby

2889
01:59:41,360 --> 01:59:43,920
barbie sent me this i thought you were

2890
01:59:42,639 --> 01:59:45,599
calling [ __ ] me

2891
01:59:43,920 --> 01:59:48,000
anyway bobby sent me this jacket and

2892
01:59:45,599 --> 01:59:49,679
it's awesome by the way thank you it's

2893
01:59:48,000 --> 01:59:51,119
very [ __ ] nice they also sent me the

2894
01:59:49,679 --> 01:59:52,960
one i started the stream in which is

2895
01:59:51,119 --> 01:59:54,320
even better but it's warm in here so i'm

2896
01:59:52,960 --> 01:59:55,679
not gonna wear it

2897
01:59:54,320 --> 01:59:59,440
okay

2898
01:59:55,679 --> 02:00:02,159
dude it's [ __ ] keycap time

2899
01:59:59,440 --> 02:00:06,159
so i believe oh wait okay

2900
02:00:02,159 --> 02:00:06,159
here's the thing they sent me

2901
02:00:06,480 --> 02:00:12,800
okay someone can explain this to me but

2902
02:00:09,119 --> 02:00:13,760
my keyboard is not uk layout or american

2903
02:00:12,800 --> 02:00:15,920
layout

2904
02:00:13,760 --> 02:00:18,560
and i don't know test the switches how

2905
02:00:15,920 --> 02:00:20,800
do i test the [ __ ] [ __ ]

2906
02:00:18,560 --> 02:00:20,800
piss

2907
02:00:22,000 --> 02:00:25,000
um

2908
02:00:27,280 --> 02:00:31,520
first one okay keyboardchecker.com

2909
02:00:29,840 --> 02:00:33,040
but i've gotta i gotta plug it in okay

2910
02:00:31,520 --> 02:00:35,199
[ __ ] it let me plug this thing in oh

2911
02:00:33,040 --> 02:00:37,679
dude wait where's the cable

2912
02:00:35,199 --> 02:00:40,080
there's a cable somewhere there it is

2913
02:00:37,679 --> 02:00:42,560
look at this dude the cable's probably

2914
02:00:40,080 --> 02:00:46,080
the thing that i'm most excited about

2915
02:00:42,560 --> 02:00:48,000
for no reason it looks so dope hold on

2916
02:00:46,080 --> 02:00:52,119
it's one of these fancy ones government

2917
02:00:48,000 --> 02:00:52,119
id all dolled up

2918
02:00:56,560 --> 02:01:02,320
26 000 is a lot of money

2919
02:00:59,679 --> 02:01:04,320
uh i might do it

2920
02:01:02,320 --> 02:01:05,760
oh look at this [ __ ] thing

2921
02:01:04,320 --> 02:01:08,639
but i don't know

2922
02:01:05,760 --> 02:01:11,360
jesus [ __ ] that's cool

2923
02:01:08,639 --> 02:01:13,760
look at that [ __ ] thing

2924
02:01:11,360 --> 02:01:16,080
that's sick how do i do it

2925
02:01:13,760 --> 02:01:19,440
how do i how do i do this thing

2926
02:01:16,080 --> 02:01:19,440
this knife is so nice

2927
02:01:20,080 --> 02:01:24,400
dude the paramilitary two favorite knife

2928
02:01:22,960 --> 02:01:25,599
in the world

2929
02:01:24,400 --> 02:01:28,400
oh

2930
02:01:25,599 --> 02:01:30,080
oh it's like a scroted

2931
02:01:28,400 --> 02:01:33,840
oh bro

2932
02:01:30,080 --> 02:01:37,840
oh brother hold on brother in christ

2933
02:01:33,840 --> 02:01:38,800
do this thing feel premium

2934
02:01:37,840 --> 02:01:41,199
all right

2935
02:01:38,800 --> 02:01:41,199
hold on

2936
02:01:41,280 --> 02:01:45,920
oh this thing's beefy i [ __ ] with this

2937
02:01:43,840 --> 02:01:48,159
so much i've never had one of these and

2938
02:01:45,920 --> 02:01:49,760
i know this is like is that a ps2

2939
02:01:48,159 --> 02:01:51,920
connector i don't know

2940
02:01:49,760 --> 02:01:53,679
look at this this is how it connects bro

2941
02:01:51,920 --> 02:01:54,719
hold on let me zoom in

2942
02:01:53,679 --> 02:01:56,719
egg

2943
02:01:54,719 --> 02:01:58,159
this is how it [ __ ] connects through

2944
02:01:56,719 --> 02:01:59,920
like a [ __ ]

2945
02:01:58,159 --> 02:02:01,920
xlr port

2946
02:01:59,920 --> 02:02:04,320
and then that screws on

2947
02:02:01,920 --> 02:02:06,800
that's so needless and unnecessary but

2948
02:02:04,320 --> 02:02:09,760
it's so nice look at that it's like

2949
02:02:06,800 --> 02:02:09,760
windy dude

2950
02:02:09,840 --> 02:02:13,280
whoa

2951
02:02:10,960 --> 02:02:17,280
now that's good all right that's some

2952
02:02:13,280 --> 02:02:19,040
spicy stuff all right so usb port usbc

2953
02:02:17,280 --> 02:02:21,679
and [ __ ] yeet

2954
02:02:19,040 --> 02:02:22,880
i'll clear that up later

2955
02:02:21,679 --> 02:02:24,480
i'm not gonna

2956
02:02:22,880 --> 02:02:27,679
all right

2957
02:02:24,480 --> 02:02:27,679
i hire someone for that

2958
02:02:27,840 --> 02:02:33,840
let's just disconnect you

2959
02:02:30,080 --> 02:02:33,840
and [ __ ] unfold you

2960
02:02:34,239 --> 02:02:39,199
there we go in the bin okay

2961
02:02:36,880 --> 02:02:41,760
there we go oh that's so nice okay but

2962
02:02:39,199 --> 02:02:44,239
how do i [ __ ] plug this in

2963
02:02:41,760 --> 02:02:45,760
i've got okay i gotta do a spare

2964
02:02:44,239 --> 02:02:47,119
thing

2965
02:02:45,760 --> 02:02:49,840
okay

2966
02:02:47,119 --> 02:02:51,760
i got a spare usb port will it oh this

2967
02:02:49,840 --> 02:02:53,599
is so weighty will it cope with me

2968
02:02:51,760 --> 02:02:57,119
having two keyboards in it

2969
02:02:53,599 --> 02:03:00,480
it will oh it [ __ ] lights up

2970
02:02:57,119 --> 02:03:02,080
the leds on the side work holy [ __ ] i

2971
02:03:00,480 --> 02:03:03,840
did it right chat

2972
02:03:02,080 --> 02:03:05,840
chad i did it right

2973
02:03:03,840 --> 02:03:08,239
chat

2974
02:03:05,840 --> 02:03:08,239
chat

2975
02:03:08,719 --> 02:03:13,199
what the [ __ ]

2976
02:03:10,800 --> 02:03:15,360
it worked hold on well we don't know if

2977
02:03:13,199 --> 02:03:18,320
the switches are broken yet but dude i

2978
02:03:15,360 --> 02:03:18,320
[ __ ] did it right

2979
02:03:20,880 --> 02:03:25,840
i'm [ __ ] sh i i didn't i genuinely

2980
02:03:24,159 --> 02:03:28,400
didn't think that was gonna work

2981
02:03:25,840 --> 02:03:30,960
oh my god okay

2982
02:03:28,400 --> 02:03:33,119
let me press agree oh this is cool okay

2983
02:03:30,960 --> 02:03:34,239
how do i just do it press any key oh

2984
02:03:33,119 --> 02:03:36,480
okay so

2985
02:03:34,239 --> 02:03:39,840
this is what i'm doing keyboard switch

2986
02:03:36,480 --> 02:03:42,800
checker camera two please

2987
02:03:39,840 --> 02:03:44,719
production camera i'll do production uh

2988
02:03:42,800 --> 02:03:47,679
product camera two look at that oh

2989
02:03:44,719 --> 02:03:49,920
beautiful beautiful all right let's

2990
02:03:47,679 --> 02:03:51,119
let's do the quick like test here

2991
02:03:49,920 --> 02:03:53,440
cute

2992
02:03:51,119 --> 02:03:55,040
oh i know that's escape hold on

2993
02:03:53,440 --> 02:03:58,400
there it is oh my god i wasn't active on

2994
02:03:55,040 --> 02:03:58,400
the web page f1 f2 f3

2995
02:03:59,119 --> 02:04:03,040
i got so worried for a sec okay all of

2996
02:04:00,960 --> 02:04:05,040
the good

2997
02:04:03,040 --> 02:04:05,920
print screen what the [ __ ]

2998
02:04:05,040 --> 02:04:08,639
oh

2999
02:04:05,920 --> 02:04:11,639
the [ __ ] audio

3000
02:04:08,639 --> 02:04:11,639
nice

3001
02:04:13,040 --> 02:04:16,480
now some of these keys don't exist do i

3002
02:04:14,719 --> 02:04:18,159
need to like

3003
02:04:16,480 --> 02:04:22,040
change what what is scroll lock i don't

3004
02:04:18,159 --> 02:04:22,040
know how the [ __ ] that works

3005
02:04:24,719 --> 02:04:27,280
what is this one

3006
02:04:27,440 --> 02:04:30,639
i don't know what this one is supposed

3007
02:04:29,679 --> 02:04:34,000
to be on

3008
02:04:30,639 --> 02:04:34,000
i don't know what that's supposed to be

3009
02:04:34,079 --> 02:04:38,880
yeah i don't have a key for that

3010
02:04:36,000 --> 02:04:42,079
am i supposed to have a key for that

3011
02:04:38,880 --> 02:04:42,079
i don't think i have a key for that

3012
02:04:42,159 --> 02:04:46,239
wait wait did one trigger two i saw one

3013
02:04:44,800 --> 02:04:48,239
trigger two no i just pressed a lot at

3014
02:04:46,239 --> 02:04:49,520
the same time oh wait no shifted

3015
02:04:48,239 --> 02:04:52,880
yeah shift

3016
02:04:49,520 --> 02:04:54,320
shift is triggering both shifts

3017
02:04:52,880 --> 02:04:55,840
and so is the other shift that's

3018
02:04:54,320 --> 02:04:57,599
probably fine

3019
02:04:55,840 --> 02:05:00,480
wait should i not change the keyboard

3020
02:04:57,599 --> 02:05:00,480
layout or something

3021
02:05:01,840 --> 02:05:03,840
like

3022
02:05:02,560 --> 02:05:04,800
because this isn't the same keyboard

3023
02:05:03,840 --> 02:05:06,880
layout

3024
02:05:04,800 --> 02:05:09,840
no it's fine but like okay that one's

3025
02:05:06,880 --> 02:05:09,840
never going to be right though

3026
02:05:13,040 --> 02:05:17,960
oh i got scared with that one

3027
02:05:15,840 --> 02:05:20,480
okay the big boys

3028
02:05:17,960 --> 02:05:22,960
wsad there we go i don't need anything q

3029
02:05:20,480 --> 02:05:24,239
to drop the item wait bunk then e for

3030
02:05:22,960 --> 02:05:25,520
inventory

3031
02:05:24,239 --> 02:05:27,280
and then the rest of them that don't

3032
02:05:25,520 --> 02:05:29,440
matter because 11 months minecraft of

3033
02:05:27,280 --> 02:05:33,239
debauchery honestly if these keys don't

3034
02:05:29,440 --> 02:05:33,239
work i don't care

3035
02:05:34,480 --> 02:05:38,159
oh my god chat i might have actually

3036
02:05:36,480 --> 02:05:39,520
[ __ ] nailed this

3037
02:05:38,159 --> 02:05:41,280
oh

3038
02:05:39,520 --> 02:05:43,199
that's my pawn sorry

3039
02:05:41,280 --> 02:05:46,719
there we go wait okay that's every key

3040
02:05:43,199 --> 02:05:48,159
on the keyboard oh and control i guess

3041
02:05:46,719 --> 02:05:50,480
now i don't have any other keys to press

3042
02:05:48,159 --> 02:05:52,560
i don't think i don't think these ones

3043
02:05:50,480 --> 02:05:54,480
exist for me

3044
02:05:52,560 --> 02:05:57,199
look at all those pawn tabs there we go

3045
02:05:54,480 --> 02:05:59,119
i it dude it works

3046
02:05:57,199 --> 02:06:02,719
you're not you're not giving me enough

3047
02:05:59,119 --> 02:06:03,840
applause and pogs it [ __ ] works

3048
02:06:02,719 --> 02:06:05,599
what

3049
02:06:03,840 --> 02:06:08,480
this is awesome

3050
02:06:05,599 --> 02:06:10,320
i [ __ ] built a keyboard man

3051
02:06:08,480 --> 02:06:13,440
now we can dude we can do the final

3052
02:06:10,320 --> 02:06:14,400
stage equipping the equipping the things

3053
02:06:13,440 --> 02:06:16,639
good

3054
02:06:14,400 --> 02:06:19,199
pog spam please thank you thank you dude

3055
02:06:16,639 --> 02:06:21,520
oh my [ __ ] god i'm hyped i'm so

3056
02:06:19,199 --> 02:06:23,840
excited for this and it only took me two

3057
02:06:21,520 --> 02:06:23,840
hours

3058
02:06:24,960 --> 02:06:28,159
and half watching a tutorial that wasn't

3059
02:06:26,880 --> 02:06:30,800
really a story of what i was trying to

3060
02:06:28,159 --> 02:06:33,040
do

3061
02:06:30,800 --> 02:06:35,360
all right

3062
02:06:33,040 --> 02:06:35,360
oh

3063
02:06:35,599 --> 02:06:39,440
oh

3064
02:06:36,880 --> 02:06:39,440
here it is

3065
02:06:40,239 --> 02:06:43,199
here they are

3066
02:06:41,760 --> 02:06:45,360
the keys

3067
02:06:43,199 --> 02:06:46,400
the [ __ ] keys

3068
02:06:45,360 --> 02:06:48,719
oh

3069
02:06:46,400 --> 02:06:51,199
look at that they're boots

3070
02:06:48,719 --> 02:06:53,760
so i believe they give like alternates a

3071
02:06:51,199 --> 02:06:56,480
little bit because i am

3072
02:06:53,760 --> 02:06:59,440
uk i'm not they sent okay so here's what

3073
02:06:56,480 --> 02:07:02,159
i here's what i got

3074
02:06:59,440 --> 02:07:04,719
this one i believe is like default uk

3075
02:07:02,159 --> 02:07:05,760
layout and these are the american layout

3076
02:07:04,719 --> 02:07:08,159
ones

3077
02:07:05,760 --> 02:07:10,000
so i am gonna like switch them around a

3078
02:07:08,159 --> 02:07:12,719
bit

3079
02:07:10,000 --> 02:07:14,400
because otherwise i'm gonna get confused

3080
02:07:12,719 --> 02:07:16,400
and sad

3081
02:07:14,400 --> 02:07:18,159
but

3082
02:07:16,400 --> 02:07:18,960
i'm gonna do as many as i can from this

3083
02:07:18,159 --> 02:07:20,670
one

3084
02:07:18,960 --> 02:07:23,679
before they stop matching up

3085
02:07:20,670 --> 02:07:25,760
[Applause]

3086
02:07:23,679 --> 02:07:28,079
oh look at that that's so [ __ ]

3087
02:07:25,760 --> 02:07:30,079
beautiful dude look at that dude i was

3088
02:07:28,079 --> 02:07:31,840
gonna get some ones that hippo linked me

3089
02:07:30,079 --> 02:07:33,599
actually that were like had some

3090
02:07:31,840 --> 02:07:37,440
japanese on them but then i decided that

3091
02:07:33,599 --> 02:07:37,440
was cringe so i didn't do it

3092
02:07:38,320 --> 02:07:42,159
oh have i done that right okay hold on

3093
02:07:40,560 --> 02:07:43,679
let me go to let me hold on production

3094
02:07:42,159 --> 02:07:46,079
camera two thank you

3095
02:07:43,679 --> 02:07:46,079
all right

3096
02:07:46,480 --> 02:07:50,159
oh

3097
02:07:48,560 --> 02:07:51,280
boo

3098
02:07:50,159 --> 02:07:54,960
oh

3099
02:07:51,280 --> 02:07:57,440
what in the what in the g dang

3100
02:07:54,960 --> 02:08:00,159
wait is this backwards

3101
02:07:57,440 --> 02:08:02,480
what do i feel like this is backwards

3102
02:08:00,159 --> 02:08:05,599
can i do have i done this backwards

3103
02:08:02,480 --> 02:08:05,599
i might have done this backwards

3104
02:08:05,760 --> 02:08:09,040
how do i know if i've done that

3105
02:08:06,880 --> 02:08:10,719
backwards is that supposed to be facing

3106
02:08:09,040 --> 02:08:12,000
that way or that way

3107
02:08:10,719 --> 02:08:14,320
which way is it supposed to be i'm going

3108
02:08:12,000 --> 02:08:16,880
to go with that way [ __ ] it that seems

3109
02:08:14,320 --> 02:08:19,199
accurate all right

3110
02:08:16,880 --> 02:08:23,199
shift which one's big shift are they

3111
02:08:19,199 --> 02:08:24,159
both big shifts let's do alt i like alt

3112
02:08:23,199 --> 02:08:25,520
um

3113
02:08:24,159 --> 02:08:26,800
alt alt

3114
02:08:25,520 --> 02:08:30,320
dot

3115
02:08:26,800 --> 02:08:30,320
um [ __ ] which one's old

3116
02:08:30,880 --> 02:08:36,920
[ __ ] which one's alt hold on

3117
02:08:32,960 --> 02:08:36,920
testing it in the thing

3118
02:08:42,960 --> 02:08:48,079
that's not good

3119
02:08:44,800 --> 02:08:48,079
that one's not doing a thing

3120
02:08:48,480 --> 02:08:53,280
what is that one supposed to be doing

3121
02:08:51,040 --> 02:08:55,520
[ __ ]

3122
02:08:53,280 --> 02:08:58,320
uh oh hold on there might be trouble in

3123
02:08:55,520 --> 02:08:58,320
paradise here

3124
02:09:00,079 --> 02:09:04,480
it's the fn key oh

3125
02:09:02,239 --> 02:09:06,560
wait but he's not doing anything though

3126
02:09:04,480 --> 02:09:08,159
oh yeah that is the fn key

3127
02:09:06,560 --> 02:09:10,159
ah where's alt

3128
02:09:08,159 --> 02:09:13,119
where's all supposed to be here

3129
02:09:10,159 --> 02:09:14,880
there we go this is alt

3130
02:09:13,119 --> 02:09:16,639
there we go

3131
02:09:14,880 --> 02:09:18,560
oh

3132
02:09:16,639 --> 02:09:20,800
wait oh wait wait do i have to [ __ ]

3133
02:09:18,560 --> 02:09:23,119
manually color code this [ __ ] because

3134
02:09:20,800 --> 02:09:25,119
this one's like purple

3135
02:09:23,119 --> 02:09:28,480
control cup

3136
02:09:25,119 --> 02:09:30,880
that's the function i got it i got it

3137
02:09:28,480 --> 02:09:32,719
should i do the purple one because

3138
02:09:30,880 --> 02:09:34,800
there's a pattern but they give they've

3139
02:09:32,719 --> 02:09:37,520
given me like

3140
02:09:34,800 --> 02:09:39,199
a lot okay there we go i've got it up

3141
02:09:37,520 --> 02:09:40,400
yeah some of them one of them's on the

3142
02:09:39,199 --> 02:09:42,239
other side that one's supposed to be on

3143
02:09:40,400 --> 02:09:43,599
the other side i think because there's a

3144
02:09:42,239 --> 02:09:45,119
different alt key

3145
02:09:43,599 --> 02:09:46,239
on them

3146
02:09:45,119 --> 02:09:50,079
the color should all line up with the

3147
02:09:46,239 --> 02:09:50,079
layout yep working on that buddy [ __ ]

3148
02:09:52,400 --> 02:09:58,560
professional they gave me a tool

3149
02:09:55,040 --> 02:09:58,560
that i can't [ __ ] figure out

3150
02:09:58,880 --> 02:10:02,480
but nice i'm so smart

3151
02:10:03,040 --> 02:10:07,840
but that does contr wait this what the

3152
02:10:05,199 --> 02:10:09,280
[ __ ] is that i can't even use that

3153
02:10:07,840 --> 02:10:12,000
okay alt

3154
02:10:09,280 --> 02:10:13,360
yeah the thing is i'm looking at

3155
02:10:12,000 --> 02:10:16,880
this key

3156
02:10:13,360 --> 02:10:20,159
should be alt but it's control

3157
02:10:16,880 --> 02:10:21,520
this is going to control on that website

3158
02:10:20,159 --> 02:10:25,199
so i don't know

3159
02:10:21,520 --> 02:10:25,199
follow the image i sent you

3160
02:10:25,440 --> 02:10:29,520
button reference layout yeah that's what

3161
02:10:27,599 --> 02:10:31,199
i mean so this one look at this look

3162
02:10:29,520 --> 02:10:34,079
look okay look at this right

3163
02:10:31,199 --> 02:10:37,360
when i when i press that key that f1 it

3164
02:10:34,079 --> 02:10:39,679
it like activates control on the other

3165
02:10:37,360 --> 02:10:42,480
side look look

3166
02:10:39,679 --> 02:10:45,360
look it activates [ __ ] hold on

3167
02:10:42,480 --> 02:10:48,079
control there but i'm not pressing that

3168
02:10:45,360 --> 02:10:52,000
i'm pressing what's labeled as windows

3169
02:10:48,079 --> 02:10:52,000
the one right adjacent to the spacebar

3170
02:10:52,079 --> 02:10:55,760
refresh let's see

3171
02:10:54,159 --> 02:10:57,840
yeah it's still doing control i don't

3172
02:10:55,760 --> 02:10:57,840
know

3173
02:11:01,520 --> 02:11:05,840
that website's wrong yeah it's not the

3174
02:11:03,040 --> 02:11:07,920
right layout either so i i i don't know

3175
02:11:05,840 --> 02:11:09,840
the website's messed up i need a website

3176
02:11:07,920 --> 02:11:12,159
that's actually the same thing or else

3177
02:11:09,840 --> 02:11:14,000
it's it's always good like okay if i

3178
02:11:12,159 --> 02:11:15,760
press the g key but this is the wrong

3179
02:11:14,000 --> 02:11:17,679
layout then it's gonna like direct to a

3180
02:11:15,760 --> 02:11:20,000
different k what do you mean

3181
02:11:17,679 --> 02:11:22,480
yeah i need you have i you uh you need

3182
02:11:20,000 --> 02:11:25,280
the an iso layout

3183
02:11:22,480 --> 02:11:27,520
download glorious core do i wanna yeah

3184
02:11:25,280 --> 02:11:28,960
your one is how do i wait what okay just

3185
02:11:27,520 --> 02:11:29,840
give me a function that i can do with

3186
02:11:28,960 --> 02:11:31,520
alt

3187
02:11:29,840 --> 02:11:34,239
is she wearing underwear underneath the

3188
02:11:31,520 --> 02:11:38,079
skirt i am crazy

3189
02:11:34,239 --> 02:11:40,960
adults wear underwear sometimes

3190
02:11:38,079 --> 02:11:43,440
also my sound's gone

3191
02:11:40,960 --> 02:11:45,360
hold on i just noticed that is that not

3192
02:11:43,440 --> 02:11:47,280
wait if i press like oh i muted my sound

3193
02:11:45,360 --> 02:11:49,119
by accident by one of the keys

3194
02:11:47,280 --> 02:11:53,119
there we go hey someone say something

3195
02:11:49,119 --> 02:11:56,320
let's go thank you

3196
02:11:53,119 --> 02:11:56,320
i muted it with the knob

3197
02:11:56,639 --> 02:12:00,880
keyboard tester

3198
02:11:58,239 --> 02:12:00,880
hey ellen

3199
02:12:01,760 --> 02:12:05,880
that is also the wrong layout

3200
02:12:09,440 --> 02:12:13,199
but yeah that's also the wrong layout

3201
02:12:13,599 --> 02:12:15,840
oh

3202
02:12:17,119 --> 02:12:22,320
hold on okay

3203
02:12:18,480 --> 02:12:22,320
so i just pressed alt by accident

3204
02:12:22,800 --> 02:12:27,119
okay spacebar oh

3205
02:12:24,960 --> 02:12:28,560
oh okay that is working oh

3206
02:12:27,119 --> 02:12:29,760
okay wait

3207
02:12:28,560 --> 02:12:32,800
poggers

3208
02:12:29,760 --> 02:12:35,840
why is that also activating control

3209
02:12:32,800 --> 02:12:37,679
is that bad that feels bad

3210
02:12:35,840 --> 02:12:39,679
uh oh

3211
02:12:37,679 --> 02:12:42,880
uh oh is that bad

3212
02:12:39,679 --> 02:12:42,880
it's all gear oh okay

3213
02:12:43,040 --> 02:12:49,360
but what does that mean

3214
02:12:44,880 --> 02:12:51,199
that doesn't mean anything hold on

3215
02:12:49,360 --> 02:12:52,719
that's fine i'll just put [ __ ] alt

3216
02:12:51,199 --> 02:12:55,520
down it's all good

3217
02:12:52,719 --> 02:12:58,079
dude i hate these keys okay i'm good i'm

3218
02:12:55,520 --> 02:13:00,239
good i'm good

3219
02:12:58,079 --> 02:13:03,119
oh [ __ ] what if i just swapped all my

3220
02:13:00,239 --> 02:13:04,320
keys over to this one wait what that

3221
02:13:03,119 --> 02:13:06,239
doesn't fit

3222
02:13:04,320 --> 02:13:08,480
what hold on that doesn't actually fit

3223
02:13:06,239 --> 02:13:08,480
there

3224
02:13:09,040 --> 02:13:12,320
look it doesn't actually like what what

3225
02:13:11,440 --> 02:13:14,000
the [ __ ]

3226
02:13:12,320 --> 02:13:16,639
it doesn't fit

3227
02:13:14,000 --> 02:13:19,199
that all key doesn't go there mama what

3228
02:13:16,639 --> 02:13:21,280
the [ __ ] is happening

3229
02:13:19,199 --> 02:13:24,960
it's not upside down

3230
02:13:21,280 --> 02:13:29,280
okay hold on i'm so [ __ ] confused

3231
02:13:24,960 --> 02:13:29,280
small old what's the difference bro

3232
02:13:29,599 --> 02:13:34,079
where's where the [ __ ] is the other why

3233
02:13:31,599 --> 02:13:36,000
do i get two alts then

3234
02:13:34,079 --> 02:13:37,679
i'm so confused [ __ ] it i'm doing the

3235
02:13:36,000 --> 02:13:39,040
easy ones [ __ ] that i'm doing the arrow

3236
02:13:37,679 --> 02:13:40,480
keys the arrow keys can only be one

3237
02:13:39,040 --> 02:13:42,159
thing screw it

3238
02:13:40,480 --> 02:13:44,719
the size of the key i don't know where

3239
02:13:42,159 --> 02:13:48,400
the they've given me one that's what i'm

3240
02:13:44,719 --> 02:13:51,199
looking at all right next one arrow key

3241
02:13:48,400 --> 02:13:52,800
this one goes to you

3242
02:13:51,199 --> 02:13:55,119
this is gonna be a nice one too hold on

3243
02:13:52,800 --> 02:13:56,880
let me

3244
02:13:55,119 --> 02:13:59,199
you're saying it like i've got another

3245
02:13:56,880 --> 02:14:02,320
alt key but i don't have another alt key

3246
02:13:59,199 --> 02:14:03,840
that's a smaller size seth

3247
02:14:02,320 --> 02:14:07,199
unless it's in a different pack in which

3248
02:14:03,840 --> 02:14:09,599
case ah not my fault

3249
02:14:07,199 --> 02:14:10,719
there we go it's a pretty [ __ ] color

3250
02:14:09,599 --> 02:14:12,639
scheme too

3251
02:14:10,719 --> 02:14:14,480
i was gonna go with blue on everything

3252
02:14:12,639 --> 02:14:17,520
and it felt a bit like

3253
02:14:14,480 --> 02:14:19,360
two two minecraft gamery you know but

3254
02:14:17,520 --> 02:14:23,040
then i was gonna go like more pink with

3255
02:14:19,360 --> 02:14:23,040
things and then that felt wrong too

3256
02:14:23,760 --> 02:14:27,679
us and uk buttons the keycap sets have

3257
02:14:26,239 --> 02:14:30,639
multiple trays

3258
02:14:27,679 --> 02:14:33,199
oh i'm stupid but um

3259
02:14:30,639 --> 02:14:35,920
let me just like mute that oh that looks

3260
02:14:33,199 --> 02:14:38,840
like small stuff that's smaller alts

3261
02:14:35,920 --> 02:14:42,960
that has a small alt in

3262
02:14:38,840 --> 02:14:42,960
it hold on oh

3263
02:14:43,520 --> 02:14:47,280
okay

3264
02:14:44,800 --> 02:14:49,520
i'm gonna use small alt here so this one

3265
02:14:47,280 --> 02:14:51,840
should be small alt there we go

3266
02:14:49,520 --> 02:14:53,920
ah that works okay fine [ __ ] you i'm

3267
02:14:51,840 --> 02:14:55,520
going on this other side called google

3268
02:14:53,920 --> 02:14:58,480
there we go look at that alt look at

3269
02:14:55,520 --> 02:14:58,480
that perfect though

3270
02:15:00,719 --> 02:15:04,079
this is some bad [ __ ] energy

3271
02:15:02,960 --> 02:15:05,360
i'm gonna just put that there for now

3272
02:15:04,079 --> 02:15:07,679
because it's in the way all right look

3273
02:15:05,360 --> 02:15:08,560
how gross and dirty my [ __ ] setup is

3274
02:15:07,679 --> 02:15:11,360
all right

3275
02:15:08,560 --> 02:15:15,119
what's the next one that i do um f n

3276
02:15:11,360 --> 02:15:16,719
let's try fn so small fn

3277
02:15:15,119 --> 02:15:18,960
oh wait there's a different oh no that's

3278
02:15:16,719 --> 02:15:20,320
big fn small fn

3279
02:15:18,960 --> 02:15:23,599
small fn

3280
02:15:20,320 --> 02:15:24,880
small control

3281
02:15:23,599 --> 02:15:27,760
lovely

3282
02:15:24,880 --> 02:15:28,800
and then let's do alts there

3283
02:15:27,760 --> 02:15:30,880
win

3284
02:15:28,800 --> 02:15:33,119
oh where's my windows key

3285
02:15:30,880 --> 02:15:33,119
oh

3286
02:15:34,159 --> 02:15:39,360
oh that's a big boy

3287
02:15:36,560 --> 02:15:39,360
no windows key there

3288
02:15:40,000 --> 02:15:46,000
wait where's my windows kid

3289
02:15:42,880 --> 02:15:46,000
wait where is windows key

3290
02:15:47,280 --> 02:15:50,880
i have no [ __ ] idea

3291
02:15:49,520 --> 02:15:52,400
do they not give me a windows key

3292
02:15:50,880 --> 02:15:54,239
doesn't give me a windows key

3293
02:15:52,400 --> 02:15:55,599
what

3294
02:15:54,239 --> 02:15:57,199
oh it's called

3295
02:15:55,599 --> 02:15:58,159
it's called code

3296
02:15:57,199 --> 02:16:01,360
what

3297
02:15:58,159 --> 02:16:02,239
it's called code bro i'm a programmer

3298
02:16:01,360 --> 02:16:04,000
today

3299
02:16:02,239 --> 02:16:07,280
code let's [ __ ] go that's kind of

3300
02:16:04,000 --> 02:16:10,719
dope oh [ __ ] it works nice

3301
02:16:07,280 --> 02:16:13,840
that's nifty okay [ __ ] it i like that

3302
02:16:10,719 --> 02:16:16,400
and then control i got my control

3303
02:16:13,840 --> 02:16:21,040
there we go look at that

3304
02:16:16,400 --> 02:16:21,040
bottom row done that my enter key

3305
02:16:23,360 --> 02:16:26,880
oh the enter key can go up

3306
02:16:25,440 --> 02:16:29,040
like that

3307
02:16:26,880 --> 02:16:33,280
on this looks like you're really an alt

3308
02:16:29,040 --> 02:16:35,760
girl today ha ha ha ha

3309
02:16:33,280 --> 02:16:38,240
[ __ ] you oh wait [ __ ] i just moved that

3310
02:16:35,760 --> 02:16:40,719
look at that the screen moved

3311
02:16:38,240 --> 02:16:42,880
there we go that's f okay

3312
02:16:40,719 --> 02:16:47,479
don't do the ends key wrong size yeah

3313
02:16:42,880 --> 02:16:47,479
but that's the way this is laid out

3314
02:16:49,120 --> 02:16:52,160
huh hold on

3315
02:16:53,920 --> 02:16:57,280
oh what do i do

3316
02:16:55,519 --> 02:17:02,160
well it's in your other set well i've

3317
02:16:57,280 --> 02:17:02,160
got one that's ascend and it's long ways

3318
02:17:08,639 --> 02:17:10,960
huh

3319
02:17:11,840 --> 02:17:15,840
oh this is weird i don't actually know

3320
02:17:13,519 --> 02:17:17,519
the layout of this

3321
02:17:15,840 --> 02:17:19,679
i actually have no [ __ ] clue what i'm

3322
02:17:17,519 --> 02:17:20,960
doing you need the big end to not tiny

3323
02:17:19,679 --> 02:17:24,800
peepee one

3324
02:17:20,960 --> 02:17:26,559
there's not a big enter on this one

3325
02:17:24,800 --> 02:17:28,960
there is in the other set though that's

3326
02:17:26,559 --> 02:17:30,000
just all black there's the l shape to

3327
02:17:28,960 --> 02:17:31,760
send key

3328
02:17:30,000 --> 02:17:32,719
yeah

3329
02:17:31,760 --> 02:17:36,000
um

3330
02:17:32,719 --> 02:17:38,800
but also this is shaped to go upwards

3331
02:17:36,000 --> 02:17:38,800
how strange

3332
02:17:38,880 --> 02:17:43,599
that's not actually my current like

3333
02:17:41,519 --> 02:17:45,760
this is really odd hold on let me just

3334
02:17:43,599 --> 02:17:45,760
like

3335
02:17:48,960 --> 02:17:51,760
that's not right

3336
02:17:50,719 --> 02:17:52,800
um

3337
02:17:51,760 --> 02:17:54,559
yeah [ __ ]

3338
02:17:52,800 --> 02:17:56,479
i don't know how they match the keyboard

3339
02:17:54,559 --> 02:17:58,240
layouts so partly the reason why i

3340
02:17:56,479 --> 02:18:01,840
wanted to try this is so i can test out

3341
02:17:58,240 --> 02:18:03,280
a different layout but [ __ ] i don't know

3342
02:18:01,840 --> 02:18:04,399
yeah wait i'm now i'm just [ __ ]

3343
02:18:03,280 --> 02:18:06,240
confused

3344
02:18:04,399 --> 02:18:09,200
use the all black entity yeah so okay

3345
02:18:06,240 --> 02:18:10,559
now i'm just what the [ __ ] okay pressing

3346
02:18:09,200 --> 02:18:11,599
alt random keys a bunch of times made

3347
02:18:10,559 --> 02:18:14,399
something change

3348
02:18:11,599 --> 02:18:16,399
yeah so now i'm a bit confused because

3349
02:18:14,399 --> 02:18:19,599
the keyboard layout is physically

3350
02:18:16,399 --> 02:18:20,960
different and like the keys aren't there

3351
02:18:19,599 --> 02:18:22,960
which is odd so i don't know where to

3352
02:18:20,960 --> 02:18:25,599
put some of the keys that don't exist

3353
02:18:22,960 --> 02:18:28,160
there start with the letters

3354
02:18:25,599 --> 02:18:31,359
that's a very good idea

3355
02:18:28,160 --> 02:18:32,559
one that i'm not following very well

3356
02:18:31,359 --> 02:18:34,000
you know i'm gonna do that yeah you're

3357
02:18:32,559 --> 02:18:35,840
right i'm gonna do the letters first you

3358
02:18:34,000 --> 02:18:37,439
can't go wrong with letters

3359
02:18:35,840 --> 02:18:40,559
okay

3360
02:18:37,439 --> 02:18:40,559
this is a lot of them here

3361
02:18:40,880 --> 02:18:43,519
oh [ __ ]

3362
02:18:43,840 --> 02:18:48,080
perhaps the escape key first true hold

3363
02:18:46,160 --> 02:18:49,519
on i'm gonna do the letters first that

3364
02:18:48,080 --> 02:18:52,639
is easier

3365
02:18:49,519 --> 02:18:54,080
[ __ ] three head moment antsy version

3366
02:18:52,639 --> 02:18:56,160
versus uh

3367
02:18:54,080 --> 02:18:57,599
wait uh that i raised it yeah i know you

3368
02:18:56,160 --> 02:18:59,439
mentioned but i don't know what the

3369
02:18:57,599 --> 02:19:01,040
difference i don't know what that means

3370
02:18:59,439 --> 02:19:02,639
it's almost like saying are you like

3371
02:19:01,040 --> 02:19:04,319
it's it's like it's weird because it's

3372
02:19:02,639 --> 02:19:06,479
like are you sure you want to go with

3373
02:19:04,319 --> 02:19:07,760
the and then name a random [ __ ] thing

3374
02:19:06,479 --> 02:19:09,120
you've never heard of version when you

3375
02:19:07,760 --> 02:19:11,439
could go with the

3376
02:19:09,120 --> 02:19:13,920
so i don't know the difference

3377
02:19:11,439 --> 02:19:15,439
like specifically

3378
02:19:13,920 --> 02:19:17,679
i don't know

3379
02:19:15,439 --> 02:19:19,920
if i press that do i get z i do get z

3380
02:19:17,679 --> 02:19:22,240
i'm in caps lock mode right now though

3381
02:19:19,920 --> 02:19:23,679
which one's [ __ ] caps lock

3382
02:19:22,240 --> 02:19:24,960
[ __ ]

3383
02:19:23,679 --> 02:19:26,719
that's a problem

3384
02:19:24,960 --> 02:19:29,120
shift let me grab my shift key i know

3385
02:19:26,719 --> 02:19:32,399
where you go you go right there that's

3386
02:19:29,120 --> 02:19:32,399
not right what the [ __ ]

3387
02:19:32,840 --> 02:19:37,120
what

3388
02:19:34,719 --> 02:19:37,120
what

3389
02:19:40,800 --> 02:19:46,080
that doesn't fit

3390
02:19:42,639 --> 02:19:46,080
okay i can't use big shift

3391
02:19:46,479 --> 02:19:50,800
what oh no

3392
02:19:49,120 --> 02:19:53,120
oh is this the weird light wait what

3393
02:19:50,800 --> 02:19:55,280
does this one do oh this is set up

3394
02:19:53,120 --> 02:19:58,640
differently from the get-go [ __ ] i gotta

3395
02:19:55,280 --> 02:19:58,640
like match up the pre

3396
02:20:00,319 --> 02:20:05,600
oh right i got it okay

3397
02:20:02,800 --> 02:20:09,520
so this one is small shift

3398
02:20:05,600 --> 02:20:09,520
i got to swap that to small shift

3399
02:20:10,000 --> 02:20:13,600
by the way

3400
02:20:11,439 --> 02:20:15,600
[ __ ] seth you sent me a german

3401
02:20:13,600 --> 02:20:19,439
keyboard layout just fyi

3402
02:20:15,600 --> 02:20:19,439
just so you know that's german

3403
02:20:19,760 --> 02:20:24,560
[ __ ] guy

3404
02:20:22,240 --> 02:20:25,520
i just noticed that the y is there in

3405
02:20:24,560 --> 02:20:28,720
the zed

3406
02:20:25,520 --> 02:20:30,880
this is iso what do you mean okay listen

3407
02:20:28,720 --> 02:20:32,319
you sent me a gen one [ __ ] you uh

3408
02:20:30,880 --> 02:20:34,560
they're shit's physically in a different

3409
02:20:32,319 --> 02:20:37,120
place and they have different keybinds

3410
02:20:34,560 --> 02:20:39,840
okay let me find wasd

3411
02:20:37,120 --> 02:20:42,840
where's my where's my waste

3412
02:20:39,840 --> 02:20:42,840
um

3413
02:20:44,640 --> 02:20:49,040
what the [ __ ] i actually can't find it i

3414
02:20:46,560 --> 02:20:49,040
found s

3415
02:20:49,280 --> 02:20:52,560
i found s i know where s is

3416
02:20:52,800 --> 02:20:56,160
okay

3417
02:20:54,880 --> 02:20:56,840
yes

3418
02:20:56,160 --> 02:20:58,640
all

3419
02:20:56,840 --> 02:21:01,600
right

3420
02:20:58,640 --> 02:21:04,319
oh dude uh you're you're confusing me

3421
02:21:01,600 --> 02:21:06,000
you're confusing me i'm i don't get it i

3422
02:21:04,319 --> 02:21:08,640
don't understand

3423
02:21:06,000 --> 02:21:11,840
your your terminology man i know i know

3424
02:21:08,640 --> 02:21:13,280
i know uh some things the us layout or

3425
02:21:11,840 --> 02:21:14,000
american layer or

3426
02:21:13,280 --> 02:21:17,280
a

3427
02:21:14,000 --> 02:21:17,280
uk layout that's all i know

3428
02:21:17,760 --> 02:21:21,680
i don't get it

3429
02:21:19,920 --> 02:21:23,439
is this a physically different like

3430
02:21:21,680 --> 02:21:25,280
keyboard or how does it work i don't

3431
02:21:23,439 --> 02:21:28,880
know what differences

3432
02:21:25,280 --> 02:21:28,880
okay caps lock

3433
02:21:29,040 --> 02:21:32,960
that's fine

3434
02:21:30,240 --> 02:21:35,920
okay this can be big i think

3435
02:21:32,960 --> 02:21:35,920
yeah big caps

3436
02:21:37,200 --> 02:21:40,640
yeah big caps fit okay big caps fits i'm

3437
02:21:39,760 --> 02:21:43,200
solid

3438
02:21:40,640 --> 02:21:44,560
a and then back a there we go small a

3439
02:21:43,200 --> 02:21:47,520
[ __ ] yeah all right

3440
02:21:44,560 --> 02:21:49,920
fingers are tingling all right

3441
02:21:47,520 --> 02:21:51,680
how the [ __ ] does the rest of this look

3442
02:21:49,920 --> 02:21:55,680
um

3443
02:21:51,680 --> 02:21:57,520
i need a slightly smaller shift key

3444
02:21:55,680 --> 02:21:59,200
than that

3445
02:21:57,520 --> 02:22:03,439
or is that

3446
02:21:59,200 --> 02:22:03,439
wait what [ __ ] button is this

3447
02:22:03,760 --> 02:22:09,520
um i need the

3448
02:22:05,760 --> 02:22:11,439
that slash that weird slash key

3449
02:22:09,520 --> 02:22:12,319
is that a thing

3450
02:22:11,439 --> 02:22:13,680
like

3451
02:22:12,319 --> 02:22:16,880
dude

3452
02:22:13,680 --> 02:22:18,399
dyslexia is a [ __ ] [ __ ] everything i

3453
02:22:16,880 --> 02:22:20,720
can't see i can't [ __ ] make out the

3454
02:22:18,399 --> 02:22:23,720
difference between any of these shits

3455
02:22:20,720 --> 02:22:23,720
um

3456
02:22:23,920 --> 02:22:28,720
i found the w key let's go

3457
02:22:26,160 --> 02:22:31,840
i can't [ __ ] see him

3458
02:22:28,720 --> 02:22:33,840
what wait no do they just not have it

3459
02:22:31,840 --> 02:22:34,880
i'm convinced that that key doesn't

3460
02:22:33,840 --> 02:22:38,560
exist

3461
02:22:34,880 --> 02:22:38,560
what with what the [ __ ] i'm trying to do

3462
02:22:44,160 --> 02:22:48,800
do americans not have that key oh my god

3463
02:22:46,240 --> 02:22:51,120
they don't last trade dude they don't

3464
02:22:48,800 --> 02:22:52,880
have it

3465
02:22:51,120 --> 02:22:54,560
that is so weird

3466
02:22:52,880 --> 02:22:57,920
[ __ ] okay i gotta open the uk one they

3467
02:22:54,560 --> 02:22:57,920
don't have a key that we have

3468
02:22:59,280 --> 02:23:05,840
oh [ __ ] okay this is so confusing i've

3469
02:23:02,160 --> 02:23:05,840
got eight trays of [ __ ] man

3470
02:23:06,880 --> 02:23:10,640
okay [ __ ]

3471
02:23:08,399 --> 02:23:12,160
this is actually really annoying

3472
02:23:10,640 --> 02:23:13,600
this is dude

3473
02:23:12,160 --> 02:23:14,880
oh this sucks

3474
02:23:13,600 --> 02:23:16,640
hold on

3475
02:23:14,880 --> 02:23:19,200
oh they're like a different black too

3476
02:23:16,640 --> 02:23:21,920
they're like gray [ __ ] it's not gonna

3477
02:23:19,200 --> 02:23:23,600
match uh oh uh oh

3478
02:23:21,920 --> 02:23:25,040
my decision though it's my bad choice

3479
02:23:23,600 --> 02:23:26,160
i'm good

3480
02:23:25,040 --> 02:23:28,160
all right

3481
02:23:26,160 --> 02:23:30,240
open up you

3482
02:23:28,160 --> 02:23:34,640
perfecto

3483
02:23:30,240 --> 02:23:36,720
i got my ascend key my enter key

3484
02:23:34,640 --> 02:23:38,000
perfect matches up

3485
02:23:36,720 --> 02:23:40,560
i'm gonna have to get used to typing

3486
02:23:38,000 --> 02:23:40,560
with this too

3487
02:23:42,479 --> 02:23:45,280
oh

3488
02:23:44,160 --> 02:23:48,880
oh that's

3489
02:23:45,280 --> 02:23:51,359
wobbly though oh no it's wait is it

3490
02:23:48,880 --> 02:23:53,680
no it's not

3491
02:23:51,359 --> 02:23:53,680
oh

3492
02:23:54,880 --> 02:24:00,240
yo listen to that [ __ ] hold on now i can

3493
02:23:57,120 --> 02:24:02,160
actually type a little bit

3494
02:24:00,240 --> 02:24:04,720
oh hold on let me let me oh listen to

3495
02:24:02,160 --> 02:24:04,720
this hold on

3496
02:24:12,399 --> 02:24:18,640
oh

3497
02:24:15,280 --> 02:24:19,680
oh [ __ ] i get it i get it now that's

3498
02:24:18,640 --> 02:24:21,920
nice

3499
02:24:19,680 --> 02:24:26,439
okay it's not it's a little wobbly if i

3500
02:24:21,920 --> 02:24:26,439
put like a lot of pressure on it

3501
02:24:28,640 --> 02:24:31,920
that's slightly concerning

3502
02:24:33,600 --> 02:24:38,479
egg secretary not bad though all right

3503
02:24:36,960 --> 02:24:40,560
what the [ __ ]

3504
02:24:38,479 --> 02:24:44,640
nice

3505
02:24:40,560 --> 02:24:47,120
um all right let me get small shift or

3506
02:24:44,640 --> 02:24:49,600
smaller shift

3507
02:24:47,120 --> 02:24:50,720
to put no that's still too big what the

3508
02:24:49,600 --> 02:24:52,560
[ __ ]

3509
02:24:50,720 --> 02:24:54,399
hold on you're everything wait you're

3510
02:24:52,560 --> 02:24:57,760
overthinking maybe a little bit

3511
02:24:54,399 --> 02:25:00,640
um smaller shift go here

3512
02:24:57,760 --> 02:25:03,040
this is such a mitch miss ma mish mash

3513
02:25:00,640 --> 02:25:04,960
of uk versus us like

3514
02:25:03,040 --> 02:25:06,479
oh that feels wrong

3515
02:25:04,960 --> 02:25:09,479
doesn't feel like it's supposed to be

3516
02:25:06,479 --> 02:25:09,479
there

3517
02:25:12,000 --> 02:25:15,600
that didn't feel like the right key

3518
02:25:14,399 --> 02:25:17,840
that doesn't feel like that's supposed

3519
02:25:15,600 --> 02:25:22,840
to be right there that feels wrong it's

3520
02:25:17,840 --> 02:25:22,840
the right size but it feels so weird

3521
02:25:24,640 --> 02:25:28,560
i mean technically it's right but

3522
02:25:27,520 --> 02:25:31,040
i don't know

3523
02:25:28,560 --> 02:25:32,560
okay do i have a cool backspace key or

3524
02:25:31,040 --> 02:25:36,000
no

3525
02:25:32,560 --> 02:25:37,439
no it's a normal backspace key [ __ ]

3526
02:25:36,000 --> 02:25:40,160
let me see

3527
02:25:37,439 --> 02:25:42,319
in b4 never type a password while

3528
02:25:40,160 --> 02:25:44,880
streaming if your keyboard is that

3529
02:25:42,319 --> 02:25:49,200
clicky the sounds of different keys can

3530
02:25:44,880 --> 02:25:49,200
be distinguished what the really

3531
02:25:49,439 --> 02:25:54,800
who's got that much time on oh

3532
02:25:52,960 --> 02:25:57,840
who's got that much like

3533
02:25:54,800 --> 02:26:00,399
what the hell that's crazy

3534
02:25:57,840 --> 02:26:02,319
dude that's sincere dude honestly if you

3535
02:26:00,399 --> 02:26:04,720
can find my password through that that's

3536
02:26:02,319 --> 02:26:06,560
just [ __ ] impressive i'll give you it

3537
02:26:04,720 --> 02:26:10,319
if you're that talented dude you deserve

3538
02:26:06,560 --> 02:26:10,319
to get my passwords who cares

3539
02:26:12,960 --> 02:26:15,120
okay

3540
02:26:13,840 --> 02:26:16,960
w

3541
02:26:15,120 --> 02:26:19,520
q

3542
02:26:16,960 --> 02:26:21,600
e reminder that most of this community

3543
02:26:19,520 --> 02:26:24,160
would empty their bank accounts for you

3544
02:26:21,600 --> 02:26:26,080
if you made an only fans even a soft

3545
02:26:24,160 --> 02:26:27,439
core one

3546
02:26:26,080 --> 02:26:29,920
oh

3547
02:26:27,439 --> 02:26:33,200
do you want to talk about it

3548
02:26:29,920 --> 02:26:35,120
do you want to talk about my theories

3549
02:26:33,200 --> 02:26:37,280
should we uh

3550
02:26:35,120 --> 02:26:41,359
i'm not making one so just just fyi let

3551
02:26:37,280 --> 02:26:41,359
me let me let let's let's talk about it

3552
02:26:42,560 --> 02:26:46,479
so

3553
02:26:43,760 --> 02:26:48,640
i noticed something

3554
02:26:46,479 --> 02:26:50,000
i've said for a while now that like

3555
02:26:48,640 --> 02:26:50,960
i'm just doing the keys while i'm doing

3556
02:26:50,000 --> 02:26:52,240
this because the rest of them are pretty

3557
02:26:50,960 --> 02:26:53,040
simple like i'm just putting numbers

3558
02:26:52,240 --> 02:26:54,319
down

3559
02:26:53,040 --> 02:26:56,479
wait [ __ ] i just realized this is

3560
02:26:54,319 --> 02:26:57,760
actually a

3561
02:26:56,479 --> 02:27:02,040
thing

3562
02:26:57,760 --> 02:27:02,040
if i press like shift and then

3563
02:27:02,240 --> 02:27:05,439
oh wait

3564
02:27:03,600 --> 02:27:06,800
i forgot the the like shift and then

3565
02:27:05,439 --> 02:27:07,920
number keys actually do something

3566
02:27:06,800 --> 02:27:10,160
different

3567
02:27:07,920 --> 02:27:11,840
oh that sucks

3568
02:27:10,160 --> 02:27:13,920
seth can we get them to send me another

3569
02:27:11,840 --> 02:27:15,359
one of like these but like the uk

3570
02:27:13,920 --> 02:27:17,280
version because i've only got the black

3571
02:27:15,359 --> 02:27:18,880
ones and i they're gonna be real weird

3572
02:27:17,280 --> 02:27:20,880
looking

3573
02:27:18,880 --> 02:27:22,800
oh no i can't use the really colorful

3574
02:27:20,880 --> 02:27:24,160
keys for a lot of it anything that has a

3575
02:27:22,800 --> 02:27:26,080
function i can't use it because it's

3576
02:27:24,160 --> 02:27:27,280
different in america

3577
02:27:26,080 --> 02:27:29,359
but

3578
02:27:27,280 --> 02:27:31,600
i said for a while right

3579
02:27:29,359 --> 02:27:33,280
i'm never gonna release any i'm never

3580
02:27:31,600 --> 02:27:36,880
gonna think about doing anything like

3581
02:27:33,280 --> 02:27:39,680
that any any adult content that could

3582
02:27:36,880 --> 02:27:42,399
even be construed as adult content

3583
02:27:39,680 --> 02:27:45,040
if i've got a minecraft audience

3584
02:27:42,399 --> 02:27:48,720
i just can't i it just doesn't it it

3585
02:27:45,040 --> 02:27:48,720
can't work it doesn't work right

3586
02:27:48,960 --> 02:27:52,880
hold up

3587
02:27:50,640 --> 02:27:52,880
but

3588
02:27:53,600 --> 02:27:57,760
i noticed something i know i hadn't i

3589
02:27:55,920 --> 02:27:58,800
had a i had an epiphany i'll tell you an

3590
02:27:57,760 --> 02:28:01,680
alternative

3591
02:27:58,800 --> 02:28:01,680
i had an epiphany

3592
02:28:02,960 --> 02:28:07,580
is that the right word ddos minecraft i

3593
02:28:05,600 --> 02:28:09,600
had an epiphany recently the um

3594
02:28:07,580 --> 02:28:12,479
[Music]

3595
02:28:09,600 --> 02:28:14,399
it means that i can pretty much like

3596
02:28:12,479 --> 02:28:17,439
i know that i think i know that i do

3597
02:28:14,399 --> 02:28:20,080
really well on a site like that patreon

3598
02:28:17,439 --> 02:28:21,280
[ __ ] fans anything like that

3599
02:28:20,080 --> 02:28:23,040
um

3600
02:28:21,280 --> 02:28:25,040
but

3601
02:28:23,040 --> 02:28:27,520
it's like dude if you start and only

3602
02:28:25,040 --> 02:28:28,640
fans you're immediately playing life on

3603
02:28:27,520 --> 02:28:29,920
hard mode

3604
02:28:28,640 --> 02:28:32,000
like

3605
02:28:29,920 --> 02:28:33,600
from that point forward

3606
02:28:32,000 --> 02:28:35,359
you're in hard difficulty you're

3607
02:28:33,600 --> 02:28:37,840
unveiling veterans difficulty when

3608
02:28:35,359 --> 02:28:40,560
everyone else was on like normal right

3609
02:28:37,840 --> 02:28:42,560
you're doing nothing after that you're

3610
02:28:40,560 --> 02:28:44,319
only that forever so you've got to make

3611
02:28:42,560 --> 02:28:48,080
your money and then leave

3612
02:28:44,319 --> 02:28:49,439
so the idea is if minecraft has even

3613
02:28:48,080 --> 02:28:51,280
a

3614
02:28:49,439 --> 02:28:52,960
like if minecraft sticks around for 10

3615
02:28:51,280 --> 02:28:55,760
years but you can only do only fans for

3616
02:28:52,960 --> 02:28:58,080
two it's worth it to just do the [ __ ]

3617
02:28:55,760 --> 02:29:00,080
minecraft right so

3618
02:28:58,080 --> 02:29:02,319
it's it's rough and you're making a risk

3619
02:29:00,080 --> 02:29:03,600
on it but i something kind of

3620
02:29:02,319 --> 02:29:05,200
interesting happened when i was thinking

3621
02:29:03,600 --> 02:29:08,399
about it it means that

3622
02:29:05,200 --> 02:29:10,080
if minecraft goes down for any reason

3623
02:29:08,399 --> 02:29:11,920
i don't have to be too worried about it

3624
02:29:10,080 --> 02:29:13,600
i can just make the switch

3625
02:29:11,920 --> 02:29:16,080
because that's probably what it will be

3626
02:29:13,600 --> 02:29:18,319
if minecraft just stops going well and

3627
02:29:16,080 --> 02:29:20,560
by the way for you people rooting that

3628
02:29:18,319 --> 02:29:23,680
it does now that i've said that

3629
02:29:20,560 --> 02:29:26,080
it dropped like 30 in the last like two

3630
02:29:23,680 --> 02:29:27,200
months minecraft views took a hit

3631
02:29:26,080 --> 02:29:28,560
recently

3632
02:29:27,200 --> 02:29:31,120
but you can't tell that based on my

3633
02:29:28,560 --> 02:29:32,479
channel because i am smart and just

3634
02:29:31,120 --> 02:29:36,470
doubled uploading

3635
02:29:32,479 --> 02:29:39,549
the uh did i i saw it oh my [ __ ] god

3636
02:29:36,470 --> 02:29:39,549
[Music]

3637
02:29:39,760 --> 02:29:45,680
fans will also play in hard mode

3638
02:29:42,880 --> 02:29:49,359
just fans fans will also play

3639
02:29:45,680 --> 02:29:50,720
fair enough but um yeah basically uh

3640
02:29:49,359 --> 02:29:52,640
minecraft did fall off with the new

3641
02:29:50,720 --> 02:29:53,600
roles new rules what they do for new

3642
02:29:52,640 --> 02:29:54,319
rules

3643
02:29:53,600 --> 02:29:55,920
but

3644
02:29:54,319 --> 02:29:57,920
basically uh

3645
02:29:55,920 --> 02:29:59,439
boycott minecraft no please keep

3646
02:29:57,920 --> 02:30:00,960
watching my minecraft videos

3647
02:29:59,439 --> 02:30:03,840
um

3648
02:30:00,960 --> 02:30:06,240
someone call elon to buy minecraft good

3649
02:30:03,840 --> 02:30:06,240
lord

3650
02:30:06,800 --> 02:30:09,600
but um

3651
02:30:08,240 --> 02:30:10,960
oh [ __ ] i was saying something and now

3652
02:30:09,600 --> 02:30:13,439
i've immediately forgotten what i was

3653
02:30:10,960 --> 02:30:15,760
doing or saying even

3654
02:30:13,439 --> 02:30:15,760
um

3655
02:30:16,000 --> 02:30:20,160
where's my keys where's my keys

3656
02:30:18,720 --> 02:30:22,160
i want to use all the colorful ones

3657
02:30:20,160 --> 02:30:25,040
while i still can

3658
02:30:22,160 --> 02:30:26,800
x and c yeah that's all good yeah

3659
02:30:25,040 --> 02:30:29,680
luckily these don't have like functions

3660
02:30:26,800 --> 02:30:32,399
so i can just use all of these normally

3661
02:30:29,680 --> 02:30:35,760
i was saying something i forgot oh yeah

3662
02:30:32,399 --> 02:30:38,080
i i am so i i doubled like i doubled my

3663
02:30:35,760 --> 02:30:40,080
minecraft uploads on on you know i

3664
02:30:38,080 --> 02:30:40,880
doubled my minecraft uploads

3665
02:30:40,080 --> 02:30:43,680
and

3666
02:30:40,880 --> 02:30:46,080
it basically meant i staved off the it

3667
02:30:43,680 --> 02:30:48,560
going down so every other channel you've

3668
02:30:46,080 --> 02:30:51,760
noticed dude i this was so [ __ ]

3669
02:30:48,560 --> 02:30:53,439
clever of a move of me by the way so

3670
02:30:51,760 --> 02:30:55,600
if you look at my channel you might

3671
02:30:53,439 --> 02:30:58,240
actually see like oh [ __ ]

3672
02:30:55,600 --> 02:31:00,240
he [ __ ] up he started making twice the

3673
02:30:58,240 --> 02:31:02,560
videos and stuff went down but it's not

3674
02:31:00,240 --> 02:31:04,080
that what happened was stuff went down

3675
02:31:02,560 --> 02:31:05,120
and then i started making twice the

3676
02:31:04,080 --> 02:31:07,600
videos

3677
02:31:05,120 --> 02:31:08,640
and what that did

3678
02:31:07,600 --> 02:31:10,720
for like

3679
02:31:08,640 --> 02:31:12,960
what that did like uh

3680
02:31:10,720 --> 02:31:14,560
strata strategically means that the

3681
02:31:12,960 --> 02:31:16,880
server that i'm promoting makes more

3682
02:31:14,560 --> 02:31:19,760
money and thus i make more money

3683
02:31:16,880 --> 02:31:22,080
and it means that i completely rode out

3684
02:31:19,760 --> 02:31:23,920
the minecraft storm of it cutting down

3685
02:31:22,080 --> 02:31:25,359
if it cut down any further i'm not going

3686
02:31:23,920 --> 02:31:26,800
to increase uploads anymore because

3687
02:31:25,359 --> 02:31:29,200
that's [ __ ] dumb

3688
02:31:26,800 --> 02:31:31,439
but basically minecraft dropped by half

3689
02:31:29,200 --> 02:31:33,920
doubling my videos increased views by

3690
02:31:31,439 --> 02:31:35,920
like 30 and it ended up being like that

3691
02:31:33,920 --> 02:31:38,160
so like we predicted it would be like

3692
02:31:35,920 --> 02:31:40,479
double the uploads but like only 30

3693
02:31:38,160 --> 02:31:44,399
extra and guess [ __ ] what guess what

3694
02:31:40,479 --> 02:31:45,760
happened we're [ __ ] up we're up

3695
02:31:44,399 --> 02:31:47,920
way better

3696
02:31:45,760 --> 02:31:51,040
so it was genuinely one of the smartest

3697
02:31:47,920 --> 02:31:51,040
moves i made on youtube

3698
02:31:51,280 --> 02:31:56,800
clever big brain

3699
02:31:54,080 --> 02:31:58,960
i'm a strategic boy [ __ ] i put the

3700
02:31:56,800 --> 02:32:01,120
letter in the wrong place

3701
02:31:58,960 --> 02:32:03,600
uh oh

3702
02:32:01,120 --> 02:32:03,600
i'm fine

3703
02:32:03,840 --> 02:32:08,240
i'm fine

3704
02:32:06,080 --> 02:32:11,200
i'm very clever

3705
02:32:08,240 --> 02:32:12,960
big brain yeah so if minecraft ever dips

3706
02:32:11,200 --> 02:32:15,439
a bit more then maybe

3707
02:32:12,960 --> 02:32:18,560
holy [ __ ] are any of you

3708
02:32:15,439 --> 02:32:20,800
can we even [ __ ] talk about it

3709
02:32:18,560 --> 02:32:22,960
are any of you on have any of you

3710
02:32:20,800 --> 02:32:24,479
subscribed to sneaky's

3711
02:32:22,960 --> 02:32:27,200
patreon

3712
02:32:24,479 --> 02:32:29,439
i'm not but dude

3713
02:32:27,200 --> 02:32:31,600
i've been hearing some [ __ ] i've been

3714
02:32:29,439 --> 02:32:33,920
hearing some [ __ ]

3715
02:32:31,600 --> 02:32:38,240
i've been hearing some [ __ ] are any of

3716
02:32:33,920 --> 02:32:39,439
you on there because if you are

3717
02:32:38,240 --> 02:32:42,479
tell me

3718
02:32:39,439 --> 02:32:44,880
dude i've been hearing it dude have you

3719
02:32:42,479 --> 02:32:45,920
seen oh my [ __ ] god i've been hearing

3720
02:32:44,880 --> 02:32:47,439
some [ __ ]

3721
02:32:45,920 --> 02:32:50,080
i've been hearing some [ __ ] i've been

3722
02:32:47,439 --> 02:32:51,520
snooping i've been hearing some [ __ ]

3723
02:32:50,080 --> 02:32:53,760
i've been hearing it

3724
02:32:51,520 --> 02:32:54,880
hold on

3725
02:32:53,760 --> 02:32:57,680
ah

3726
02:32:54,880 --> 02:32:59,040
t y this one's y oh this looks dope

3727
02:32:57,680 --> 02:33:00,720
actually

3728
02:32:59,040 --> 02:33:02,720
i might even not be that annoyed that i

3729
02:33:00,720 --> 02:33:05,200
can't use all these key keys with the

3730
02:33:02,720 --> 02:33:06,640
colors because this looks really cool

3731
02:33:05,200 --> 02:33:07,600
sporty

3732
02:33:06,640 --> 02:33:10,399
okay

3733
02:33:07,600 --> 02:33:12,000
he went i believe i'm conjecture this is

3734
02:33:10,399 --> 02:33:13,680
all conjecture i don't know i'm not

3735
02:33:12,000 --> 02:33:15,439
promoting it either because if i can i

3736
02:33:13,680 --> 02:33:18,560
can't do that and also i'm not

3737
02:33:15,439 --> 02:33:21,520
no give me the money not not him the uh

3738
02:33:18,560 --> 02:33:23,840
he started doing some more

3739
02:33:21,520 --> 02:33:26,800
risque stuff

3740
02:33:23,840 --> 02:33:29,200
very much so i have been told or i have

3741
02:33:26,800 --> 02:33:31,520
heard through the grapevine

3742
02:33:29,200 --> 02:33:33,439
and i thought that's interesting

3743
02:33:31,520 --> 02:33:35,680
i thought that's a real interesting leak

3744
02:33:33,439 --> 02:33:37,280
it please i need to know dude that's all

3745
02:33:35,680 --> 02:33:39,359
like that's all i know i just i wanted

3746
02:33:37,280 --> 02:33:41,600
to ask about it because i someone's

3747
02:33:39,359 --> 02:33:44,080
gonna have more info than me

3748
02:33:41,600 --> 02:33:45,840
what does this [ __ ] key do there's no

3749
02:33:44,080 --> 02:33:47,200
key for this thing

3750
02:33:45,840 --> 02:33:48,399
where's the key

3751
02:33:47,200 --> 02:33:50,240
hold on

3752
02:33:48,399 --> 02:33:52,160
there's one really specific key that i

3753
02:33:50,240 --> 02:33:54,319
can't do anything without yet because i

3754
02:33:52,160 --> 02:33:56,960
i i

3755
02:33:54,319 --> 02:33:56,960
where's my shift

3756
02:33:58,720 --> 02:34:05,840
i need a shift key i need a small shift

3757
02:34:01,680 --> 02:34:05,840
but there ain't none small shifts

3758
02:34:08,160 --> 02:34:12,160
i'm out of small shifts all i have is

3759
02:34:10,720 --> 02:34:14,080
big shift

3760
02:34:12,160 --> 02:34:17,840
what the [ __ ]

3761
02:34:14,080 --> 02:34:17,840
where's my small shift

3762
02:34:18,240 --> 02:34:21,600
what

3763
02:34:19,200 --> 02:34:22,880
announcement from glorious code is now

3764
02:34:21,600 --> 02:34:25,120
25

3765
02:34:22,880 --> 02:34:28,560
off for the next 30 minutes oh sure

3766
02:34:25,120 --> 02:34:30,560
that's 25 off anything in the store you

3767
02:34:28,560 --> 02:34:35,200
said that like an infomercial code is

3768
02:34:30,560 --> 02:34:38,399
now 25 off that's 25 off using code f1

3769
02:34:35,200 --> 02:34:40,080
nm okay now

3770
02:34:38,399 --> 02:34:41,040
oh my god

3771
02:34:40,080 --> 02:34:42,479
anyway

3772
02:34:41,040 --> 02:34:44,399
but i heard that i wanted to know but

3773
02:34:42,479 --> 02:34:47,280
apparently none of you know careful

3774
02:34:44,399 --> 02:34:47,280
don't lose your shift

3775
02:34:47,520 --> 02:34:51,760
dude okay the keyboard has become like

3776
02:34:49,760 --> 02:34:53,920
the risky infuriating thing to now oh

3777
02:34:51,760 --> 02:34:56,560
sorry risky but fun thing to now it's

3778
02:34:53,920 --> 02:34:56,560
infuriating

3779
02:34:56,960 --> 02:35:01,040
and a little bit monotonous let me see

3780
02:35:01,280 --> 02:35:04,720
world's longest keep yeah exactly

3781
02:35:02,960 --> 02:35:07,319
world's longest keyboard building stream

3782
02:35:04,720 --> 02:35:09,520
[ __ ] the new minecraft rules is in

3783
02:35:07,319 --> 02:35:12,000
1.19.1 they're adding an official

3784
02:35:09,520 --> 02:35:14,640
reporting system but you get you banned

3785
02:35:12,000 --> 02:35:17,600
from playing in any online server i

3786
02:35:14,640 --> 02:35:19,600
think i explained it correctly i no you

3787
02:35:17,600 --> 02:35:21,840
know what i you're right about that i

3788
02:35:19,600 --> 02:35:23,280
did i hear i heard about that

3789
02:35:21,840 --> 02:35:24,240
i don't think that's actually going to

3790
02:35:23,280 --> 02:35:26,240
be

3791
02:35:24,240 --> 02:35:29,520
a thing how's it feel to know so many

3792
02:35:26,240 --> 02:35:31,600
people unironically shrimp for you

3793
02:35:29,520 --> 02:35:33,600
you neuronically

3794
02:35:31,600 --> 02:35:35,359
oh unironically oh my god i just read it

3795
02:35:33,600 --> 02:35:37,520
weird dude

3796
02:35:35,359 --> 02:35:39,920
[ __ ] yeah

3797
02:35:37,520 --> 02:35:41,200
give me mo dude i like i appreciate a

3798
02:35:39,920 --> 02:35:43,520
good simp

3799
02:35:41,200 --> 02:35:46,000
i can appreciate a good sim ping dude

3800
02:35:43,520 --> 02:35:47,760
it's a non-derogatory term i i [ __ ] i

3801
02:35:46,000 --> 02:35:50,000
dude

3802
02:35:47,760 --> 02:35:51,280
[ __ ] yeah dude simp

3803
02:35:50,000 --> 02:35:52,800
epic

3804
02:35:51,280 --> 02:35:56,479
simp good

3805
02:35:52,800 --> 02:35:56,479
anti-simp bad you know

3806
02:35:57,200 --> 02:36:00,720
oh dude this thing looks dope this thing

3807
02:35:59,120 --> 02:36:03,359
is dope as heck

3808
02:36:00,720 --> 02:36:04,640
anyway the uh

3809
02:36:03,359 --> 02:36:07,439
yeah dude i don't think it's a thing i

3810
02:36:04,640 --> 02:36:11,680
don't think they're gonna do [ __ ]

3811
02:36:07,439 --> 02:36:11,680
uh what let me say instagram

3812
02:36:12,640 --> 02:36:16,240
oh can i even i can't even show that oh

3813
02:36:15,040 --> 02:36:18,240
my god

3814
02:36:16,240 --> 02:36:19,840
yeah so sneaky's doing like lingerie

3815
02:36:18,240 --> 02:36:20,960
shoots and [ __ ] dude that's [ __ ]

3816
02:36:19,840 --> 02:36:22,030
crazy

3817
02:36:20,960 --> 02:36:23,840
when do i do that

3818
02:36:22,030 --> 02:36:25,520
[Music]

3819
02:36:23,840 --> 02:36:28,000
when do i get to do this

3820
02:36:25,520 --> 02:36:30,240
glorious says you get the code bump only

3821
02:36:28,000 --> 02:36:31,359
because you're so good looking only

3822
02:36:30,240 --> 02:36:32,880
reason

3823
02:36:31,359 --> 02:36:35,439
thanks glorious

3824
02:36:32,880 --> 02:36:39,120
oh that's so oh that's so sweet

3825
02:36:35,439 --> 02:36:39,120
sweetie pie glory thank you buddy

3826
02:36:40,080 --> 02:36:42,479
all right

3827
02:36:42,560 --> 02:36:46,640
oh [ __ ] hold on

3828
02:36:44,560 --> 02:36:47,680
oh [ __ ]

3829
02:36:46,640 --> 02:36:49,359
yeah i probably should have asked for

3830
02:36:47,680 --> 02:36:51,200
the uk layout of this

3831
02:36:49,359 --> 02:36:52,399
because i've got like half american half

3832
02:36:51,200 --> 02:36:53,920
uk

3833
02:36:52,399 --> 02:36:56,000
all right i'm doing the numbers now i'm

3834
02:36:53,920 --> 02:36:58,080
pretty much solid

3835
02:36:56,000 --> 02:36:59,610
i'm mostly good

3836
02:36:58,080 --> 02:37:02,780
it's just lingerie

3837
02:36:59,610 --> 02:37:02,780
[Music]

3838
02:37:03,120 --> 02:37:08,160
yeah you struggle to open them keys i'm

3839
02:37:06,000 --> 02:37:10,399
about to about to act up and click all

3840
02:37:08,160 --> 02:37:10,399
over

3841
02:37:12,000 --> 02:37:16,319
i don't know this is the content you

3842
02:37:13,439 --> 02:37:17,680
came for it's me like slowly assembling

3843
02:37:16,319 --> 02:37:19,120
a keyboard oh let me show you what i'm

3844
02:37:17,680 --> 02:37:20,479
doing

3845
02:37:19,120 --> 02:37:22,640
here's what i'm doing i didn't want to

3846
02:37:20,479 --> 02:37:25,040
go on to this too but look it's it's

3847
02:37:22,640 --> 02:37:26,000
gradually forming itself it's good i

3848
02:37:25,040 --> 02:37:27,920
like it

3849
02:37:26,000 --> 02:37:29,520
the the thing that i'm annoyed about is

3850
02:37:27,920 --> 02:37:33,840
that like the keys and slightly

3851
02:37:29,520 --> 02:37:33,840
different shades from the uk one

3852
02:37:34,160 --> 02:37:40,240
so like this is like a light gray

3853
02:37:38,160 --> 02:37:42,000
yeah okay so this is like a light gray

3854
02:37:40,240 --> 02:37:44,399
and the rest of them are black which is

3855
02:37:42,000 --> 02:37:46,880
kind of annoying if i was smarter about

3856
02:37:44,399 --> 02:37:49,280
this i would do i would replace all the

3857
02:37:46,880 --> 02:37:51,200
black ones i've done with the uk version

3858
02:37:49,280 --> 02:37:53,680
actually i still could because i've only

3859
02:37:51,200 --> 02:37:55,520
done like four oh [ __ ] i might as well

3860
02:37:53,680 --> 02:37:58,560
or five [ __ ] i might as well do that

3861
02:37:55,520 --> 02:38:00,479
actually [ __ ] it i'll do that

3862
02:37:58,560 --> 02:38:02,640
[ __ ] okay [ __ ] they gave me a different

3863
02:38:00,479 --> 02:38:03,680
one

3864
02:38:02,640 --> 02:38:04,960
it's fine

3865
02:38:03,680 --> 02:38:08,240
i don't know why they gave me both a

3866
02:38:04,960 --> 02:38:10,240
metal one and a plastic one

3867
02:38:08,240 --> 02:38:13,040
i'll just do that easy

3868
02:38:10,240 --> 02:38:15,200
look at that beautiful

3869
02:38:13,040 --> 02:38:17,760
nice

3870
02:38:15,200 --> 02:38:20,240
i'm subbed to sneaky he recently did a

3871
02:38:17,760 --> 02:38:22,240
lingerie set that was bold packaged

3872
02:38:20,240 --> 02:38:24,640
pretty visible and all

3873
02:38:22,240 --> 02:38:25,680
oh my god what the [ __ ]

3874
02:38:24,640 --> 02:38:28,000
nice

3875
02:38:25,680 --> 02:38:30,000
dude hell yeah good on sneaky for

3876
02:38:28,000 --> 02:38:32,000
getting that bread

3877
02:38:30,000 --> 02:38:33,840
get that bread dude

3878
02:38:32,000 --> 02:38:36,080
oh [ __ ] i put five and six in the wrong

3879
02:38:33,840 --> 02:38:36,080
place

3880
02:38:37,439 --> 02:38:41,760
whoopsie hold on

3881
02:38:39,600 --> 02:38:43,280
listen i wasn't thinking i was thinking

3882
02:38:41,760 --> 02:38:45,520
dude i was thinking about sneaky and

3883
02:38:43,280 --> 02:38:49,439
lingerie dude i i'm sorry seven months

3884
02:38:45,520 --> 02:38:51,920
spock d d i wasn't thinking straight

3885
02:38:49,439 --> 02:38:51,920
literally

3886
02:38:54,399 --> 02:38:57,920
oh my god oh there we go

3887
02:38:58,640 --> 02:39:03,040
i was distracted dyslexic keyboard bro

3888
02:39:00,800 --> 02:39:04,479
they're all the same that's fine okay

3889
02:39:03,040 --> 02:39:06,960
there we go

3890
02:39:04,479 --> 02:39:08,479
let's do eight i'll figure out the yeah

3891
02:39:06,960 --> 02:39:10,880
okay so that's gonna this actually might

3892
02:39:08,479 --> 02:39:13,520
look really nice with my like strange

3893
02:39:10,880 --> 02:39:14,760
little color scheme i've got going on

3894
02:39:13,520 --> 02:39:17,819
eight nine

3895
02:39:14,760 --> 02:39:17,819
[Music]

3896
02:39:19,680 --> 02:39:22,479
ten

3897
02:39:20,880 --> 02:39:24,000
zero even

3898
02:39:22,479 --> 02:39:25,760
and then the next one which is the

3899
02:39:24,000 --> 02:39:28,080
[ __ ] minus oh this is actually like

3900
02:39:25,760 --> 02:39:29,600
in order and it's it's not okay cool

3901
02:39:28,080 --> 02:39:30,960
this is what i was i was trying to i was

3902
02:39:29,600 --> 02:39:32,640
having such a hard

3903
02:39:30,960 --> 02:39:34,080
time like following the structure of

3904
02:39:32,640 --> 02:39:36,240
this because it was in the wrong order

3905
02:39:34,080 --> 02:39:37,520
for the keyboard but now i get it i am

3906
02:39:36,240 --> 02:39:38,399
clever now

3907
02:39:37,520 --> 02:39:40,640
okay

3908
02:39:38,399 --> 02:39:42,560
um there's gonna be a hash no wait what

3909
02:39:40,640 --> 02:39:44,800
the [ __ ] what oh this is where it's

3910
02:39:42,560 --> 02:39:46,960
gonna change where's my hashtag key

3911
02:39:44,800 --> 02:39:49,920
gonna be

3912
02:39:46,960 --> 02:39:49,920
oh [ __ ]

3913
02:39:50,560 --> 02:39:55,920
breaking news finn not doesn't think

3914
02:39:52,720 --> 02:39:55,920
like a straight person

3915
02:39:57,920 --> 02:40:02,240
shush

3916
02:39:58,800 --> 02:40:02,240
hush your [ __ ] face

3917
02:40:02,399 --> 02:40:05,920
okay let me move you over there now that

3918
02:40:04,080 --> 02:40:08,240
i won't need you anymore i don't want to

3919
02:40:05,920 --> 02:40:10,399
play with you anymore

3920
02:40:08,240 --> 02:40:12,319
do they give me a separate att key is

3921
02:40:10,399 --> 02:40:14,800
there even a separate key on the normal

3922
02:40:12,319 --> 02:40:16,479
keyboard oh there is what the [ __ ] oh

3923
02:40:14,800 --> 02:40:18,080
there is

3924
02:40:16,479 --> 02:40:19,600
i'm being dumb

3925
02:40:18,080 --> 02:40:21,840
hold on let me just make sure this is

3926
02:40:19,600 --> 02:40:21,840
correct

3927
02:40:23,439 --> 02:40:27,439
okay hashtag wait hashtag

3928
02:40:26,160 --> 02:40:30,240
shift

3929
02:40:27,439 --> 02:40:32,880
that is not right

3930
02:40:30,240 --> 02:40:35,520
where's the [ __ ] where does this go

3931
02:40:32,880 --> 02:40:37,600
oh that's not right wait a second

3932
02:40:35,520 --> 02:40:40,160
that's not the right keybind

3933
02:40:37,600 --> 02:40:42,319
oh it's this one

3934
02:40:40,160 --> 02:40:43,920
oh interesting i'm gonna have to get

3935
02:40:42,319 --> 02:40:45,600
used to that layout

3936
02:40:43,920 --> 02:40:47,760
how interesting

3937
02:40:45,600 --> 02:40:48,880
hey all right oh yeah dude you know

3938
02:40:47,760 --> 02:40:50,800
what's going to make this a little bit

3939
02:40:48,880 --> 02:40:52,399
more watchable if i just do everything

3940
02:40:50,800 --> 02:40:55,600
like this

3941
02:40:52,399 --> 02:40:56,800
there we go perfect this is all right

3942
02:40:55,600 --> 02:40:59,200
hmm

3943
02:40:56,800 --> 02:41:01,520
i don't know what do you what what what

3944
02:40:59,200 --> 02:41:02,720
thank you

3945
02:41:01,520 --> 02:41:06,880
can frame it

3946
02:41:02,720 --> 02:41:08,319
look at the trash pile bro [ __ ]

3947
02:41:06,880 --> 02:41:10,560
okay what key is this supposed to be

3948
02:41:08,319 --> 02:41:13,279
this is that's the hashtag key dude that

3949
02:41:10,560 --> 02:41:16,560
keyboard that feels so much nicer

3950
02:41:13,279 --> 02:41:18,720
i i dude that's it so i never got the

3951
02:41:16,560 --> 02:41:21,200
idea of buying a new keyboard but as

3952
02:41:18,720 --> 02:41:24,319
soon as i started pressing keys i got it

3953
02:41:21,200 --> 02:41:26,960
i understood like a high-end keyboard

3954
02:41:24,319 --> 02:41:26,960
this is sick

3955
02:41:28,479 --> 02:41:32,240
all right what does that get me

3956
02:41:33,200 --> 02:41:39,279
what does that get me

3957
02:41:35,920 --> 02:41:41,279
i need a separate alt key i think

3958
02:41:39,279 --> 02:41:44,960
oh that's too big of an alt

3959
02:41:41,279 --> 02:41:46,720
i need a small alt

3960
02:41:44,960 --> 02:41:49,600
oh [ __ ]

3961
02:41:46,720 --> 02:41:53,520
i need small alt do i have a small alt

3962
02:41:49,600 --> 02:41:53,520
oh there's the hashtag let's [ __ ] go

3963
02:41:55,040 --> 02:42:01,359
what the [ __ ] what is just a sudden urge

3964
02:41:58,399 --> 02:42:01,359
of spam hold on

3965
02:42:01,520 --> 02:42:04,880
oh [ __ ] is that the right way around

3966
02:42:06,080 --> 02:42:10,560
that's [ __ ] weird

3967
02:42:08,479 --> 02:42:14,479
okay boop nice

3968
02:42:10,560 --> 02:42:16,000
all right let's see what else i got

3969
02:42:14,479 --> 02:42:17,359
all right should i do the function keys

3970
02:42:16,000 --> 02:42:18,170
this way shit's going to actually start

3971
02:42:17,359 --> 02:42:20,800
getting back

3972
02:42:18,170 --> 02:42:22,080
[Music]

3973
02:42:20,800 --> 02:42:23,200
i'm going to start like enabling

3974
02:42:22,080 --> 02:42:26,479
something

3975
02:42:23,200 --> 02:42:29,359
layout in windows 10 set uk layout for

3976
02:42:26,479 --> 02:42:30,880
the new keyboard if you don't you'll get

3977
02:42:29,359 --> 02:42:32,399
this wrong

3978
02:42:30,880 --> 02:42:35,359
no no it's right it's right it's right

3979
02:42:32,399 --> 02:42:37,279
i'm testing the keys as i go

3980
02:42:35,359 --> 02:42:39,439
so they all they all actually do the

3981
02:42:37,279 --> 02:42:41,040
right thing that's why i'm like pressing

3982
02:42:39,439 --> 02:42:43,680
something i'm like oh [ __ ] this is not

3983
02:42:41,040 --> 02:42:45,200
the right key and then i i fix it

3984
02:42:43,680 --> 02:42:47,680
but i didn't wanna i'm gonna [ __ ]

3985
02:42:45,200 --> 02:42:49,760
something up if i keep these on

3986
02:42:47,680 --> 02:42:52,240
blue bar on top of screen oh my god see

3987
02:42:49,760 --> 02:42:52,240
this is what i mean

3988
02:42:52,319 --> 02:42:55,840
there we go that's what i mean

3989
02:42:56,640 --> 02:43:01,600
do you like cheese bro too much

3990
02:42:59,200 --> 02:43:03,840
i started when i when i was doing like a

3991
02:43:01,600 --> 02:43:06,399
a proper diet and everything i bought i

3992
02:43:03,840 --> 02:43:08,560
buy a ton of uh babybel lights because

3993
02:43:06,399 --> 02:43:10,880
they're like not that many calories but

3994
02:43:08,560 --> 02:43:13,359
they're trackable calories too but it's

3995
02:43:10,880 --> 02:43:15,120
also hella good cheese

3996
02:43:13,359 --> 02:43:16,640
baby dude baby belle i don't even know

3997
02:43:15,120 --> 02:43:20,319
what the [ __ ] it's made out of but it's

3998
02:43:16,640 --> 02:43:20,319
such good cheese it's awesome

3999
02:43:20,880 --> 02:43:25,439
i like them a lot i've got

4000
02:43:22,560 --> 02:43:26,800
packs of baby bells in my fridge dude

4001
02:43:25,439 --> 02:43:30,240
also i like playing with the little wax

4002
02:43:26,800 --> 02:43:30,240
they come in it's solid

4003
02:43:30,560 --> 02:43:35,359
can we modify the donation goal to make

4004
02:43:32,720 --> 02:43:38,800
it a pink girl month

4005
02:43:35,359 --> 02:43:40,720
can i do that wait can i do that

4006
02:43:38,800 --> 02:43:43,200
can i make that bar pink i don't what do

4007
02:43:40,720 --> 02:43:46,240
i look like an elf hold on can i change

4008
02:43:43,200 --> 02:43:46,240
that bar to be pink

4009
02:43:46,960 --> 02:43:51,840
visual settings

4010
02:43:48,560 --> 02:43:51,840
i [ __ ] can

4011
02:43:52,399 --> 02:43:55,359
done

4012
02:43:53,600 --> 02:43:58,240
oh [ __ ]

4013
02:43:55,359 --> 02:43:58,240
oh that's cool

4014
02:44:02,399 --> 02:44:05,200
what do you think

4015
02:44:03,520 --> 02:44:07,279
pink wait i changed it to be a little

4016
02:44:05,200 --> 02:44:08,560
bit lighter what do you think pink gold

4017
02:44:07,279 --> 02:44:10,000
what do you think that was that's pretty

4018
02:44:08,560 --> 02:44:11,760
[ __ ] good

4019
02:44:10,000 --> 02:44:12,640
what do you think keeping it pink or go

4020
02:44:11,760 --> 02:44:15,040
green

4021
02:44:12,640 --> 02:44:17,279
what think

4022
02:44:15,040 --> 02:44:20,160
go what that you gave me a [ __ ] go

4023
02:44:17,279 --> 02:44:21,200
with hashtag ffcocb what the [ __ ] you

4024
02:44:20,160 --> 02:44:24,800
giving me a

4025
02:44:21,200 --> 02:44:26,399
a a hexadecimal code dude what the [ __ ]

4026
02:44:24,800 --> 02:44:27,439
no i'm not gonna

4027
02:44:26,399 --> 02:44:29,040
no dude

4028
02:44:27,439 --> 02:44:30,720
i don't care

4029
02:44:29,040 --> 02:44:33,439
i don't care that much

4030
02:44:30,720 --> 02:44:35,279
it's pink pink is pink same thing barbie

4031
02:44:33,439 --> 02:44:36,560
that sort of thing that color the one

4032
02:44:35,279 --> 02:44:37,840
that that does

4033
02:44:36,560 --> 02:44:38,640
pink is the other thing what does that

4034
02:44:37,840 --> 02:44:40,560
mean

4035
02:44:38,640 --> 02:44:42,240
why the [ __ ]

4036
02:44:40,560 --> 02:44:45,520
i'm confused

4037
02:44:42,240 --> 02:44:47,600
i'm scared quite frankly

4038
02:44:45,520 --> 02:44:49,840
f11

4039
02:44:47,600 --> 02:44:53,439
and then oh oh the keys are so much

4040
02:44:49,840 --> 02:44:55,040
closer together than on my 100

4041
02:44:53,439 --> 02:44:57,920
this is what i wanted to do i wanted to

4042
02:44:55,040 --> 02:45:00,080
like get used to it a bit

4043
02:44:57,920 --> 02:45:01,439
and then is print like print screen i'm

4044
02:45:00,080 --> 02:45:03,680
guessing

4045
02:45:01,439 --> 02:45:05,680
yeah [ __ ] it i can't even test that one

4046
02:45:03,680 --> 02:45:08,080
there we go all right

4047
02:45:05,680 --> 02:45:10,640
most of it's good i'm like a few keys

4048
02:45:08,080 --> 02:45:12,000
away the hot the annoying thing i'm

4049
02:45:10,640 --> 02:45:14,319
gonna have to check on the keyboard

4050
02:45:12,000 --> 02:45:16,479
checker is like

4051
02:45:14,319 --> 02:45:19,680
oh [ __ ]

4052
02:45:16,479 --> 02:45:19,680
let me plug this back in

4053
02:45:20,160 --> 02:45:25,520
what is this

4054
02:45:21,439 --> 02:45:26,960
okay that's delete that's my delete key

4055
02:45:25,520 --> 02:45:29,040
um

4056
02:45:26,960 --> 02:45:29,920
where's delete i need a good delete hold

4057
02:45:29,040 --> 02:45:31,439
on

4058
02:45:29,920 --> 02:45:33,200
delete delete delete delete delete

4059
02:45:31,439 --> 02:45:35,359
delete uh

4060
02:45:33,200 --> 02:45:37,439
[ __ ] where's my delete

4061
02:45:35,359 --> 02:45:38,960
dell where's dell that oh that's a

4062
02:45:37,439 --> 02:45:40,560
different dell no that's the right dell

4063
02:45:38,960 --> 02:45:42,399
[ __ ] it that's the same

4064
02:45:40,560 --> 02:45:44,319
they're all the same

4065
02:45:42,399 --> 02:45:45,920
okay that's delete

4066
02:45:44,319 --> 02:45:47,200
[ __ ] there

4067
02:45:45,920 --> 02:45:50,080
that's what i'm paying attention to a

4068
02:45:47,200 --> 02:45:52,640
bit page up what the [ __ ] why would that

4069
02:45:50,080 --> 02:45:52,640
be the thing

4070
02:45:54,080 --> 02:45:58,560
what page up

4071
02:45:56,479 --> 02:46:00,479
okay page up

4072
02:45:58,560 --> 02:46:03,359
there

4073
02:46:00,479 --> 02:46:03,359
uh sorry

4074
02:46:03,920 --> 02:46:08,880
that delete keys wrong by the way

4075
02:46:07,359 --> 02:46:11,439
i'm gonna swap that there's a new

4076
02:46:08,880 --> 02:46:13,680
kickstarter campaign you might like

4077
02:46:11,439 --> 02:46:17,359
it's called parasite eden and it's an

4078
02:46:13,680 --> 02:46:21,760
lgbt horror set in japan

4079
02:46:17,359 --> 02:46:21,760
why would i what that what what

4080
02:46:22,840 --> 02:46:26,560
what the [ __ ]

4081
02:46:28,640 --> 02:46:30,960
what

4082
02:46:31,040 --> 02:46:38,600
what does that even mean

4083
02:46:33,840 --> 02:46:38,600
i i sh what does that even mean

4084
02:46:38,880 --> 02:46:44,560
what okay

4085
02:46:41,760 --> 02:46:46,160
it's lgbt horror

4086
02:46:44,560 --> 02:46:47,520
what does that mean

4087
02:46:46,160 --> 02:46:48,800
hold on i gotta like get this [ __ ]

4088
02:46:47,520 --> 02:46:50,960
keycap off

4089
02:46:48,800 --> 02:46:53,200
it's in such an awkward weird position

4090
02:46:50,960 --> 02:46:56,800
there we go

4091
02:46:53,200 --> 02:46:56,800
what is that even about man

4092
02:46:59,279 --> 02:47:03,200
it's more horrific than watching him put

4093
02:47:00,800 --> 02:47:07,160
a keyboard together you shut your ch you

4094
02:47:03,200 --> 02:47:07,160
shut your your gob

4095
02:47:07,680 --> 02:47:12,640
okay never mind i'm beginning to think

4096
02:47:09,439 --> 02:47:15,760
that this key is the [ __ ] wrong one

4097
02:47:12,640 --> 02:47:15,760
the page up key

4098
02:47:17,279 --> 02:47:21,640
oh my god i'm so sorry for this

4099
02:47:21,920 --> 02:47:27,600
oh there we go

4100
02:47:24,000 --> 02:47:28,880
that's just shaped so strangely

4101
02:47:27,600 --> 02:47:32,760
yeah there's so many different

4102
02:47:28,880 --> 02:47:32,760
variations of it dude

4103
02:47:38,080 --> 02:47:41,920
i'm so sorry

4104
02:47:39,920 --> 02:47:44,000
there we go that looks roughly they're

4105
02:47:41,920 --> 02:47:47,120
all roughly the right shape

4106
02:47:44,000 --> 02:47:51,439
[ __ ] it all right what's this one do

4107
02:47:47,120 --> 02:47:51,439
end or end that's a good key

4108
02:47:52,479 --> 02:47:55,920
end [ __ ] yeah

4109
02:47:56,160 --> 02:47:58,479
end

4110
02:47:58,640 --> 02:48:00,960
end

4111
02:48:01,279 --> 02:48:06,160
that looks too low hold on there's gonna

4112
02:48:03,439 --> 02:48:08,800
be a different end i reckon

4113
02:48:06,160 --> 02:48:10,960
that's the wrong one

4114
02:48:08,800 --> 02:48:14,080
i need to end sorry i'm so distracted by

4115
02:48:10,960 --> 02:48:15,520
this i found it i found it i think and

4116
02:48:14,080 --> 02:48:17,040
yeah the only thing that's like wrong

4117
02:48:15,520 --> 02:48:19,200
about this is that they're in like

4118
02:48:17,040 --> 02:48:21,040
different boxes there we go okay

4119
02:48:19,200 --> 02:48:24,080
sidekie's done it's only the [ __ ]

4120
02:48:21,040 --> 02:48:26,960
letters left holy [ __ ] i'm good

4121
02:48:24,080 --> 02:48:31,560
oh all right what are we saying what we

4122
02:48:26,960 --> 02:48:31,560
sang i got so distracted by this

4123
02:48:33,840 --> 02:48:36,720
um

4124
02:48:35,040 --> 02:48:39,279
well uh what were you saying we were

4125
02:48:36,720 --> 02:48:39,279
saying a thing

4126
02:48:39,920 --> 02:48:43,319
you got google

4127
02:48:44,080 --> 02:48:47,680
okay

4128
02:48:45,840 --> 02:48:51,439
what do you do

4129
02:48:47,680 --> 02:48:51,439
i'm still distracted but i don't care

4130
02:48:51,840 --> 02:48:56,840
this one

4131
02:48:54,399 --> 02:49:01,040
that's that

4132
02:48:56,840 --> 02:49:01,040
one and that's the other one

4133
02:49:04,000 --> 02:49:08,000
got it and then that's the other one

4134
02:49:05,760 --> 02:49:09,600
there

4135
02:49:08,000 --> 02:49:11,920
i think you wanted to say repay the mods

4136
02:49:09,600 --> 02:49:14,160
now i've been working on that actually

4137
02:49:11,920 --> 02:49:17,600
um i've been working on figuring out who

4138
02:49:14,160 --> 02:49:18,960
to pay and what for because the thing is

4139
02:49:17,600 --> 02:49:20,640
you can't really just pay someone for

4140
02:49:18,960 --> 02:49:22,960
being just a mod you need to do like

4141
02:49:20,640 --> 02:49:25,279
actual work that people won't do for

4142
02:49:22,960 --> 02:49:27,600
free like i'd actually have to give

4143
02:49:25,279 --> 02:49:29,680
people work to do and i don't know about

4144
02:49:27,600 --> 02:49:30,399
like work i can give them to do or at

4145
02:49:29,680 --> 02:49:31,680
least

4146
02:49:30,399 --> 02:49:34,240
i can give

4147
02:49:31,680 --> 02:49:36,160
seth an idea of what i don't know

4148
02:49:34,240 --> 02:49:38,240
[ __ ] it's too much but i'm gonna

4149
02:49:36,160 --> 02:49:39,840
figure out someone to like who to pay in

4150
02:49:38,240 --> 02:49:41,040
that which is going to be very fun so

4151
02:49:39,840 --> 02:49:43,200
some of the mods actually will be

4152
02:49:41,040 --> 02:49:46,080
getting paid pretty epic

4153
02:49:43,200 --> 02:49:46,080
where is my [ __ ]

4154
02:49:46,560 --> 02:49:49,279
there you are

4155
02:49:50,960 --> 02:49:54,080
hold on

4156
02:49:52,080 --> 02:49:56,479
that's that then this one is the full

4157
02:49:54,080 --> 02:49:57,359
stop key and the comma key i'm guessing

4158
02:49:56,479 --> 02:49:59,439
there

4159
02:49:57,359 --> 02:50:03,600
what

4160
02:49:59,439 --> 02:50:03,600
oh my god i forgot it's the arrow [ __ ]

4161
02:50:05,680 --> 02:50:09,840
ah

4162
02:50:06,800 --> 02:50:12,160
give me give me give me oh

4163
02:50:09,840 --> 02:50:12,160
give me

4164
02:50:13,600 --> 02:50:16,800
okay okay

4165
02:50:18,000 --> 02:50:20,640
there you go

4166
02:50:19,120 --> 02:50:24,160
and the other one

4167
02:50:20,640 --> 02:50:26,800
i'm so close to being done i'm so close

4168
02:50:24,160 --> 02:50:28,800
i'm so close and then i'm literally

4169
02:50:26,800 --> 02:50:31,680
gonna [ __ ] cut the cord on this other

4170
02:50:28,800 --> 02:50:33,920
keyboard i cannot wait scorched earth

4171
02:50:31,680 --> 02:50:34,880
baby i'm gonna do it

4172
02:50:33,920 --> 02:50:39,120
okay

4173
02:50:34,880 --> 02:50:40,800
that one that one uh what else

4174
02:50:39,120 --> 02:50:42,000
am i [ __ ] done with the functional

4175
02:50:40,800 --> 02:50:43,359
keys

4176
02:50:42,000 --> 02:50:44,960
oh my god i might be done with the

4177
02:50:43,359 --> 02:50:46,240
functional keys

4178
02:50:44,960 --> 02:50:48,000
i'm not done with the functional keys

4179
02:50:46,240 --> 02:50:51,200
i've got one left

4180
02:50:48,000 --> 02:50:53,200
colon semicolon

4181
02:50:51,200 --> 02:50:54,560
that's the last one baby

4182
02:50:53,200 --> 02:50:57,279
where are you

4183
02:50:54,560 --> 02:50:57,279
where are you

4184
02:50:58,000 --> 02:51:03,040
it's the [ __ ] last one where are you

4185
02:51:00,000 --> 02:51:06,240
come on i found it nice

4186
02:51:03,040 --> 02:51:07,760
this is the last one it's the last one

4187
02:51:06,240 --> 02:51:10,000
it's the last one that's the last

4188
02:51:07,760 --> 02:51:12,960
function key let's go

4189
02:51:10,000 --> 02:51:15,040
okay l let me grab l

4190
02:51:12,960 --> 02:51:18,040
stranger thing

4191
02:51:15,040 --> 02:51:18,040
hey

4192
02:51:18,640 --> 02:51:23,680
nine months keep it up sexiest eagle on

4193
02:51:21,359 --> 02:51:24,640
twitch you're a [ __ ] right

4194
02:51:23,680 --> 02:51:27,439
all right

4195
02:51:24,640 --> 02:51:30,160
look at how close i am

4196
02:51:27,439 --> 02:51:30,160
which is this one

4197
02:51:30,319 --> 02:51:37,359
jay hold on let's do j

4198
02:51:34,080 --> 02:51:37,359
this next one's going to be h

4199
02:51:38,160 --> 02:51:42,160
oh

4200
02:51:39,600 --> 02:51:44,800
oh h

4201
02:51:42,160 --> 02:51:48,720
oh that's keyboard chord chord causes

4202
02:51:44,800 --> 02:51:48,720
short computer fries rip

4203
02:51:49,200 --> 02:51:54,399
funny

4204
02:51:50,240 --> 02:51:57,840
h okay done what this one b

4205
02:51:54,399 --> 02:51:59,600
b is that a b hathan so hypothetically

4206
02:51:57,840 --> 02:52:01,439
how many bits would it take to become

4207
02:51:59,600 --> 02:52:04,560
vip

4208
02:52:01,439 --> 02:52:04,560
oh [ __ ] i don't know

4209
02:52:04,800 --> 02:52:09,200
that's not usually what how i do vips i

4210
02:52:07,040 --> 02:52:10,880
guess

4211
02:52:09,200 --> 02:52:13,760
my god as soon as i pressed n it auto

4212
02:52:10,880 --> 02:52:15,520
correct it auto completed to nano nano

4213
02:52:13,760 --> 02:52:17,600
that's not what i'm searching i promise

4214
02:52:15,520 --> 02:52:19,359
i'm just [ __ ] i just it was that i

4215
02:52:17,600 --> 02:52:21,439
searched it earlier to check who they

4216
02:52:19,359 --> 02:52:23,040
were

4217
02:52:21,439 --> 02:52:26,319
it's remembered it it's not it's not

4218
02:52:23,040 --> 02:52:26,319
something i frequently google

4219
02:52:27,680 --> 02:52:32,080
okay p i just need p there you go i'm

4220
02:52:30,560 --> 02:52:35,120
four left man

4221
02:52:32,080 --> 02:52:37,120
four left p next oh

4222
02:52:35,120 --> 02:52:39,359
oh

4223
02:52:37,120 --> 02:52:41,439
come on come on

4224
02:52:39,359 --> 02:52:42,800
i'm so annoyed i i almost want to swap

4225
02:52:41,439 --> 02:52:44,240
out these ones just so they actually

4226
02:52:42,800 --> 02:52:45,600
match the color scheme because these are

4227
02:52:44,240 --> 02:52:47,040
black right here and the rest of it's

4228
02:52:45,600 --> 02:52:48,960
gray and nice

4229
02:52:47,040 --> 02:52:50,160
i

4230
02:52:48,960 --> 02:52:52,000
and then the next one's going to be you

4231
02:52:50,160 --> 02:52:53,680
and then i'm done with all the keys on

4232
02:52:52,000 --> 02:52:55,200
the keyboard

4233
02:52:53,680 --> 02:52:58,800
almost come on

4234
02:52:55,200 --> 02:52:59,680
come on make it make it true

4235
02:52:58,800 --> 02:53:02,319
done

4236
02:52:59,680 --> 02:53:03,520
oh my [ __ ] god almost as pretty as

4237
02:53:02,319 --> 02:53:05,600
you

4238
02:53:03,520 --> 02:53:08,560
i'm i'm done i'm [ __ ] i'm done i'm

4239
02:53:05,600 --> 02:53:11,200
done i'm i i got it i did it

4240
02:53:08,560 --> 02:53:14,160
it's done holy [ __ ]

4241
02:53:11,200 --> 02:53:17,359
holy [ __ ]

4242
02:53:14,160 --> 02:53:18,399
i'm done i did it i [ __ ] did it

4243
02:53:17,359 --> 02:53:19,600
i'm going to swap out the spacebar

4244
02:53:18,399 --> 02:53:21,040
because it doesn't know me i'm going to

4245
02:53:19,600 --> 02:53:23,279
swap out the other keys because they're

4246
02:53:21,040 --> 02:53:24,960
annoying ah that's going to just be on

4247
02:53:23,279 --> 02:53:27,040
the ground all right

4248
02:53:24,960 --> 02:53:29,600
dude

4249
02:53:27,040 --> 02:53:32,160
i've got my [ __ ]

4250
02:53:29,600 --> 02:53:36,840
it's five six hundred dollar worth of

4251
02:53:32,160 --> 02:53:38,399
keyboard [ __ ] oh my god dude

4252
02:53:36,840 --> 02:53:39,439
oh

4253
02:53:38,399 --> 02:53:44,000
oh

4254
02:53:39,439 --> 02:53:47,520
[ __ ] it's so good it's so good

4255
02:53:44,000 --> 02:53:49,760
that is the wrong sized alt key though

4256
02:53:47,520 --> 02:53:51,760
oh my god

4257
02:53:49,760 --> 02:53:53,520
holy [ __ ]

4258
02:53:51,760 --> 02:53:56,960
i need the right sized alt key but it's

4259
02:53:53,520 --> 02:53:59,439
not it doesn't exist in the pack

4260
02:53:56,960 --> 02:54:01,040
oh now it's going to annoy me

4261
02:53:59,439 --> 02:54:03,439
no is that going to really annoy me oh

4262
02:54:01,040 --> 02:54:04,880
no i found it oh gear oh gear i found it

4263
02:54:03,439 --> 02:54:09,279
it's actually the correct naming scheme

4264
02:54:04,880 --> 02:54:09,279
too hold on i'm not done yet

4265
02:54:09,760 --> 02:54:14,080
i'm so [ __ ] close

4266
02:54:11,680 --> 02:54:15,200
come on come on you no come on you

4267
02:54:14,080 --> 02:54:17,920
bastard

4268
02:54:15,200 --> 02:54:20,920
[ __ ] hold on i'm so close i'm so [ __ ]

4269
02:54:17,920 --> 02:54:20,920
close

4270
02:54:26,000 --> 02:54:29,279
i bet you glorious did that like 30

4271
02:54:27,840 --> 02:54:30,800
minutes remaining thing because they

4272
02:54:29,279 --> 02:54:32,240
thought i was gonna get it done in 30

4273
02:54:30,800 --> 02:54:34,960
minutes

4274
02:54:32,240 --> 02:54:37,120
they were wrong i'm just dropping them

4275
02:54:34,960 --> 02:54:41,200
on the ground bro

4276
02:54:37,120 --> 02:54:41,200
okay fn [ __ ] ye

4277
02:54:41,760 --> 02:54:45,359
there we go

4278
02:54:42,800 --> 02:54:46,800
fn where's the where's my fn

4279
02:54:45,359 --> 02:54:48,800
[ __ ] where are you

4280
02:54:46,800 --> 02:54:49,920
fn got you

4281
02:54:48,800 --> 02:54:54,960
plop you

4282
02:54:49,920 --> 02:54:54,960
there next last key control

4283
02:54:55,279 --> 02:54:59,760
gone where is it

4284
02:54:57,680 --> 02:55:01,760
control control the last key the last

4285
02:54:59,760 --> 02:55:03,840
key and then i'm finally actually really

4286
02:55:01,760 --> 02:55:03,840
done

4287
02:55:04,640 --> 02:55:10,000
done there she is

4288
02:55:06,880 --> 02:55:11,040
look at that [ __ ] beauty

4289
02:55:10,000 --> 02:55:13,279
oh

4290
02:55:11,040 --> 02:55:15,520
repetitive strain injury can cause

4291
02:55:13,279 --> 02:55:18,560
permanent injury and i discovered the

4292
02:55:15,520 --> 02:55:20,319
hard way that long nails made mine worse

4293
02:55:18,560 --> 02:55:23,520
if you get wrist pain from the new

4294
02:55:20,319 --> 02:55:25,840
keyboard stop at once

4295
02:55:23,520 --> 02:55:27,920
i i listen i get wrist pain from

4296
02:55:25,840 --> 02:55:30,240
everything besides the keyboard

4297
02:55:27,920 --> 02:55:31,520
mainly one other activity but never from

4298
02:55:30,240 --> 02:55:34,160
a keyboard

4299
02:55:31,520 --> 02:55:36,080
i've got so many spare keycaps what the

4300
02:55:34,160 --> 02:55:38,080
[ __ ] dude did people that build

4301
02:55:36,080 --> 02:55:40,560
keyboards just have all the keycaps like

4302
02:55:38,080 --> 02:55:42,720
somewhat like in a lego chest of drawers

4303
02:55:40,560 --> 02:55:45,600
you know like when like look you know

4304
02:55:42,720 --> 02:55:48,160
like

4305
02:55:45,600 --> 02:55:50,720
how kids have their lego sets like what

4306
02:55:48,160 --> 02:55:55,760
in one big like basket is that what they

4307
02:55:50,720 --> 02:55:55,760
do as well i do that i may do that

4308
02:55:56,080 --> 02:56:01,279
okay

4309
02:55:57,600 --> 02:56:01,279
do i [ __ ] do this then

4310
02:56:01,920 --> 02:56:06,160
do i just [ __ ] get did do i just need

4311
02:56:04,560 --> 02:56:08,319
this thing away

4312
02:56:06,160 --> 02:56:09,520
okay i'm gonna unplug it because for

4313
02:56:08,319 --> 02:56:11,359
some reason you guys were complaining

4314
02:56:09,520 --> 02:56:15,040
about shorts hold on

4315
02:56:11,359 --> 02:56:15,040
let me go into the table real quick oh

4316
02:56:17,359 --> 02:56:25,120
found the scuffed keyboard wire

4317
02:56:21,120 --> 02:56:25,120
wrap that a bunch of times around there

4318
02:56:25,520 --> 02:56:31,279
is this it this might be it let me see

4319
02:56:28,080 --> 02:56:31,279
if that's the right connection

4320
02:56:31,840 --> 02:56:35,520
oh i unplugged something

4321
02:56:36,960 --> 02:56:41,680
oh the keyboard still

4322
02:56:38,720 --> 02:56:44,160
i unplugged my mouse [ __ ]

4323
02:56:41,680 --> 02:56:46,960
that's the wrong one [ __ ] i [ __ ] god

4324
02:56:44,160 --> 02:56:46,960
damn it [ __ ]

4325
02:56:48,880 --> 02:56:51,600
uh oh

4326
02:56:50,000 --> 02:56:55,399
how do i even i can't even reach that to

4327
02:56:51,600 --> 02:56:55,399
plug it back in i just screwdriver

4328
02:56:56,319 --> 02:57:00,399
finn how did you unplug the mouse that's

4329
02:56:58,319 --> 02:57:05,000
insane wrong

4330
02:57:00,399 --> 02:57:05,000
how it all [ __ ] did i break it

4331
02:57:08,160 --> 02:57:13,120
it

4332
02:57:09,359 --> 02:57:13,120
all right let's try the other cable

4333
02:57:15,439 --> 02:57:21,319
are you doing something down there or

4334
02:57:17,279 --> 02:57:21,319
just happy to see me

4335
02:57:23,439 --> 02:57:27,040
funny

4336
02:57:24,800 --> 02:57:28,160
oh that was it i found the keyboard

4337
02:57:27,040 --> 02:57:32,640
cable

4338
02:57:28,160 --> 02:57:32,640
jesus i stapled these [ __ ] things in

4339
02:57:34,479 --> 02:57:38,720
i'm not even kidding about that i staple

4340
02:57:36,479 --> 02:57:40,720
gunned all the wires under the table

4341
02:57:38,720 --> 02:57:44,680
it's not very good i didn't think i was

4342
02:57:40,720 --> 02:57:44,680
gonna swap it out for anything

4343
02:57:54,080 --> 02:57:58,479
oh i got it okay it's fully out

4344
02:57:57,439 --> 02:58:00,640
all right

4345
02:57:58,479 --> 02:58:01,840
how the [ __ ] am i gonna plug this thing

4346
02:58:00,640 --> 02:58:05,840
in now

4347
02:58:01,840 --> 02:58:05,840
jesus christ okay

4348
02:58:06,160 --> 02:58:10,640
shall i cut the [ __ ] wire now is

4349
02:58:08,319 --> 02:58:11,760
entertaining for all the awkward reasons

4350
02:58:10,640 --> 02:58:14,479
smile

4351
02:58:11,760 --> 02:58:17,200
nice shall i cut the cable

4352
02:58:14,479 --> 02:58:20,319
should i do it mmm good eagle under the

4353
02:58:17,200 --> 02:58:22,080
desk oh damn thanks rob

4354
02:58:20,319 --> 02:58:25,279
that's it rob is the name that has a

4355
02:58:22,080 --> 02:58:27,840
wife and kids i swear to god all right

4356
02:58:25,279 --> 02:58:29,359
oh i'm i'm that that was a lot of work

4357
02:58:27,840 --> 02:58:30,960
okay

4358
02:58:29,359 --> 02:58:32,479
oh right

4359
02:58:30,960 --> 02:58:34,080
do i have a pair of scissors up here or

4360
02:58:32,479 --> 02:58:35,359
do i have to get some

4361
02:58:34,080 --> 02:58:37,680
or should i just cut through it with a

4362
02:58:35,359 --> 02:58:37,680
knife

4363
02:58:39,680 --> 02:58:45,479
i'm hot i'm half mined to just cut

4364
02:58:41,680 --> 02:58:45,479
through this thing with a knife

4365
02:58:48,240 --> 02:58:52,800
i got a half dude i might [ __ ] should i

4366
02:58:51,040 --> 02:58:54,319
cut through this thing with a [ __ ]

4367
02:58:52,800 --> 02:58:55,920
knife dude

4368
02:58:54,319 --> 02:58:57,680
screw it let's do it i don't want to

4369
02:58:55,920 --> 02:58:59,520
have to walk downstairs oh you know what

4370
02:58:57,680 --> 02:59:00,880
look i'll show you what i mean

4371
02:58:59,520 --> 02:59:03,200
okay look

4372
02:59:00,880 --> 02:59:05,680
okay don't okay listen ignore like the

4373
02:59:03,200 --> 02:59:07,840
absolute trash and the money but look

4374
02:59:05,680 --> 02:59:10,880
see that hole right there see how that

4375
02:59:07,840 --> 02:59:13,439
looks impossible that's what i mean i

4376
02:59:10,880 --> 02:59:16,000
drilled a hole under this

4377
02:59:13,439 --> 02:59:17,760
through this that's just a wire

4378
02:59:16,000 --> 02:59:19,920
how clever is that

4379
02:59:17,760 --> 02:59:21,600
it was clever at the time anyway

4380
02:59:19,920 --> 02:59:23,120
and i use like a

4381
02:59:21,600 --> 02:59:24,720
knife that i don't care about it's just

4382
02:59:23,120 --> 02:59:26,640
like

4383
02:59:24,720 --> 02:59:28,399
oh my god

4384
02:59:26,640 --> 02:59:29,359
it's unplugged by the way

4385
02:59:28,399 --> 02:59:31,680
oh my

4386
02:59:29,359 --> 02:59:31,680
god

4387
02:59:36,640 --> 02:59:40,800
this keyboard better work dude

4388
02:59:38,880 --> 02:59:42,160
oh [ __ ]

4389
02:59:40,800 --> 02:59:44,000
i dude i'm not gonna be out there in the

4390
02:59:42,160 --> 02:59:46,080
stream if this keyboard doesn't work

4391
02:59:44,000 --> 02:59:46,960
there she is

4392
02:59:46,080 --> 02:59:49,439
nice

4393
02:59:46,960 --> 02:59:51,439
is this the old keyboard

4394
02:59:49,439 --> 02:59:54,640
you served me well buddy

4395
02:59:51,439 --> 02:59:58,720
holy [ __ ] that was a [ __ ] big play

4396
02:59:54,640 --> 03:00:01,600
oh my god i feel a dude

4397
02:59:58,720 --> 03:00:03,439
oh [ __ ] this is risky

4398
03:00:01,600 --> 03:00:05,760
hold on

4399
03:00:03,439 --> 03:00:07,680
scorched earth scorched earth baby

4400
03:00:05,760 --> 03:00:09,520
scorched earth

4401
03:00:07,680 --> 03:00:10,960
ah [ __ ] that's a [ __ ] that's a wire

4402
03:00:09,520 --> 03:00:14,319
that's painful

4403
03:00:10,960 --> 03:00:17,840
oh let me like push that thing down

4404
03:00:14,319 --> 03:00:17,840
oh that [ __ ] worked so well

4405
03:00:17,920 --> 03:00:21,040
okay that's so much trash on my desk

4406
03:00:20,000 --> 03:00:22,880
that was under the keyboard that i

4407
03:00:21,040 --> 03:00:25,840
didn't know about

4408
03:00:22,880 --> 03:00:25,840
i'll vacuum that later

4409
03:00:26,960 --> 03:00:32,080
okay

4410
03:00:28,319 --> 03:00:34,000
right oh this feels so weird look dude

4411
03:00:32,080 --> 03:00:37,359
okay this is a it's not gross but like

4412
03:00:34,000 --> 03:00:40,240
look it's just interesting look my desk

4413
03:00:37,359 --> 03:00:42,560
is like more worn in look how like nice

4414
03:00:40,240 --> 03:00:44,720
and like it's got like my oils on it no

4415
03:00:42,560 --> 03:00:47,359
no it's like nice and like weathered and

4416
03:00:44,720 --> 03:00:49,200
then this is like plain wood untreated

4417
03:00:47,359 --> 03:00:51,120
you can see the difference because my

4418
03:00:49,200 --> 03:00:53,840
keyboard literally couldn't move from

4419
03:00:51,120 --> 03:00:55,200
here like it was it just didn't it

4420
03:00:53,840 --> 03:00:57,760
couldn't

4421
03:00:55,200 --> 03:00:57,760
oh [ __ ]

4422
03:00:58,080 --> 03:01:00,880
okay

4423
03:00:58,880 --> 03:01:03,200
here's the new boy oh

4424
03:01:00,880 --> 03:01:05,439
holy [ __ ]

4425
03:01:03,200 --> 03:01:08,640
there she [ __ ] is

4426
03:01:05,439 --> 03:01:08,640
look at that dude

4427
03:01:09,840 --> 03:01:13,760
okay

4428
03:01:10,720 --> 03:01:15,600
[ __ ] i gotta learn to type again

4429
03:01:13,760 --> 03:01:17,840
let me let me let me go like on a word

4430
03:01:15,600 --> 03:01:19,439
document or something

4431
03:01:17,840 --> 03:01:21,359
let's see

4432
03:01:19,439 --> 03:01:22,960
i'm gonna flip i need to flip this

4433
03:01:21,359 --> 03:01:24,240
[ __ ] i need to do this cable way

4434
03:01:22,960 --> 03:01:25,279
better than it is

4435
03:01:24,240 --> 03:01:27,200
um

4436
03:01:25,279 --> 03:01:29,279
wait i can just like

4437
03:01:27,200 --> 03:01:32,680
one sec i'm gonna plug it where the

4438
03:01:29,279 --> 03:01:32,680
other one was

4439
03:01:34,000 --> 03:01:37,760
wait can i can i plug this into like a

4440
03:01:36,000 --> 03:01:39,680
monitor

4441
03:01:37,760 --> 03:01:42,000
or just into the back of the waiting for

4442
03:01:39,680 --> 03:01:44,399
the thud when he hits head

4443
03:01:42,000 --> 03:01:44,399
what

4444
03:01:44,479 --> 03:01:47,359
oh

4445
03:01:46,000 --> 03:01:48,880
sorry i heard head and thought it was

4446
03:01:47,359 --> 03:01:50,720
sexual my bad

4447
03:01:48,880 --> 03:01:52,640
might be

4448
03:01:50,720 --> 03:01:55,640
it wasn't you this time it was me being

4449
03:01:52,640 --> 03:01:55,640
weird

4450
03:02:06,319 --> 03:02:08,960
oh [ __ ]

4451
03:02:12,399 --> 03:02:18,240
oh my god this is so [ __ ] tough

4452
03:02:14,880 --> 03:02:20,319
oh i've got it got it i got it holy [ __ ]

4453
03:02:18,240 --> 03:02:21,200
oh okay that's slightly better looking

4454
03:02:20,319 --> 03:02:23,680
now

4455
03:02:21,200 --> 03:02:26,800
it's more like ergonomic okay let's see

4456
03:02:23,680 --> 03:02:26,800
let me open a word doc

4457
03:02:27,040 --> 03:02:29,279
oh

4458
03:02:29,520 --> 03:02:33,279
it's not working

4459
03:02:30,600 --> 03:02:36,560
[Music]

4460
03:02:33,279 --> 03:02:38,800
oh [ __ ] the keyboard's not working

4461
03:02:36,560 --> 03:02:41,120
oh [ __ ] what happened oh [ __ ] it's not

4462
03:02:38,800 --> 03:02:41,120
working

4463
03:02:41,600 --> 03:02:46,160
oh no

4464
03:02:43,680 --> 03:02:48,000
wait it's not [ __ ] working

4465
03:02:46,160 --> 03:02:49,040
oh no

4466
03:02:48,000 --> 03:02:53,640
oh no

4467
03:02:49,040 --> 03:02:53,640
oh oh oh oh

4468
03:03:00,000 --> 03:03:06,080
oh [ __ ]

4469
03:03:02,560 --> 03:03:06,080
oh wait that one did something

4470
03:03:08,000 --> 03:03:12,479
what

4471
03:03:10,000 --> 03:03:15,760
it's own what hold on

4472
03:03:12,479 --> 03:03:15,760
it stopped working

4473
03:03:16,720 --> 03:03:21,379
in the right way

4474
03:03:18,080 --> 03:03:21,379
[Music]

4475
03:03:21,520 --> 03:03:27,720
bro what the [ __ ]

4476
03:03:24,000 --> 03:03:27,720
it's only like

4477
03:03:29,680 --> 03:03:34,240
what okay it's not working anymore

4478
03:03:32,640 --> 03:03:36,080
it used to work and now it works it

4479
03:03:34,240 --> 03:03:38,240
doesn't work

4480
03:03:36,080 --> 03:03:39,680
old port keyboard setup

4481
03:03:38,240 --> 03:03:43,840
all right let me plug it into the other

4482
03:03:39,680 --> 03:03:43,840
usb what if it's the usb socket

4483
03:03:48,960 --> 03:03:52,640
that can't have been it

4484
03:03:50,560 --> 03:03:53,680
it's just what the [ __ ]

4485
03:03:52,640 --> 03:03:56,000
no

4486
03:03:53,680 --> 03:03:58,800
it's it's still broken

4487
03:03:56,000 --> 03:03:58,800
oh [ __ ]

4488
03:04:00,560 --> 03:04:03,600
what do i do

4489
03:04:01,840 --> 03:04:06,660
oh no

4490
03:04:03,600 --> 03:04:10,280
what did i do

4491
03:04:06,660 --> 03:04:10,280
[Music]

4492
03:04:10,479 --> 03:04:15,439
it swapped like its functions so like it

4493
03:04:13,600 --> 03:04:17,840
worked fine

4494
03:04:15,439 --> 03:04:19,120
and then i pressed uh and then i pressed

4495
03:04:17,840 --> 03:04:21,200
like

4496
03:04:19,120 --> 03:04:23,040
i don't know i it worked fine and then i

4497
03:04:21,200 --> 03:04:23,760
pressed a button such a [ __ ] it shut

4498
03:04:23,040 --> 03:04:25,760
up

4499
03:04:23,760 --> 03:04:27,520
i it worked fine

4500
03:04:25,760 --> 03:04:30,000
and then like

4501
03:04:27,520 --> 03:04:33,040
now when i press like any key it doesn't

4502
03:04:30,000 --> 03:04:34,880
work but for some reason when i press 4

4503
03:04:33,040 --> 03:04:36,640
even though it should be a dollar sign

4504
03:04:34,880 --> 03:04:41,600
if i press [ __ ] like it should be a four

4505
03:04:36,640 --> 03:04:41,600
technically it only does the euro sign

4506
03:04:42,560 --> 03:04:49,040
none of the other keys work

4507
03:04:45,600 --> 03:04:50,560
just the number four does

4508
03:04:49,040 --> 03:04:53,520
what

4509
03:04:50,560 --> 03:04:55,040
oh and a works but with like a little

4510
03:04:53,520 --> 03:04:57,359
squiggly thing on top look i'll show you

4511
03:04:55,040 --> 03:04:57,359
what i mean

4512
03:04:57,920 --> 03:05:03,240
also don't i'm just [ __ ] like i was

4513
03:04:59,760 --> 03:05:03,240
just typing on google

4514
03:05:05,200 --> 03:05:10,080
oh

4515
03:05:07,279 --> 03:05:11,520
and my [ __ ] what and my mouse scroll

4516
03:05:10,080 --> 03:05:13,760
doesn't

4517
03:05:11,520 --> 03:05:15,040
oh my god i'm permanently locked on

4518
03:05:13,760 --> 03:05:17,520
control

4519
03:05:15,040 --> 03:05:19,520
so the control key is permanently locked

4520
03:05:17,520 --> 03:05:22,560
on that's the problem

4521
03:05:19,520 --> 03:05:26,399
oh no it's not because like

4522
03:05:22,560 --> 03:05:26,399
what the a works now holder

4523
03:05:26,800 --> 03:05:32,359
i'm so [ __ ] confused

4524
03:05:28,800 --> 03:05:32,359
i don't get it

4525
03:05:33,439 --> 03:05:37,040
mash all the shift control keys a bunch

4526
03:05:34,880 --> 03:05:37,970
of times yeah that doesn't seem to do

4527
03:05:37,040 --> 03:05:39,760
much

4528
03:05:37,970 --> 03:05:42,560
[Music]

4529
03:05:39,760 --> 03:05:43,680
am i like control locked or something

4530
03:05:42,560 --> 03:05:46,800
wait

4531
03:05:43,680 --> 03:05:49,040
but that worked fine

4532
03:05:46,800 --> 03:05:50,640
oh wait it just fixed itself

4533
03:05:49,040 --> 03:05:52,080
what

4534
03:05:50,640 --> 03:05:55,680
it works

4535
03:05:52,080 --> 03:05:55,680
what what the [ __ ] just happened

4536
03:05:55,920 --> 03:05:59,120
it just broke for a sec and now it's

4537
03:05:57,760 --> 03:06:00,399
fine

4538
03:05:59,120 --> 03:06:01,920
that's terrifying

4539
03:06:00,399 --> 03:06:03,840
that's terrifying

4540
03:06:01,920 --> 03:06:06,240
i i i did what you said

4541
03:06:03,840 --> 03:06:07,439
it was a joke but i lit you said mash

4542
03:06:06,240 --> 03:06:08,399
control a bunch of times and it just

4543
03:06:07,439 --> 03:06:09,920
fixed

4544
03:06:08,399 --> 03:06:11,600
it just works now

4545
03:06:09,920 --> 03:06:12,960
what

4546
03:06:11,600 --> 03:06:15,840
okay

4547
03:06:12,960 --> 03:06:15,840
word

4548
03:06:16,800 --> 03:06:20,800
what the [ __ ] just happened

4549
03:06:18,479 --> 03:06:21,600
all right well let's do a bit of typing

4550
03:06:20,800 --> 03:06:23,439
uh

4551
03:06:21,600 --> 03:06:26,399
hello my

4552
03:06:23,439 --> 03:06:26,399
oh that's weird

4553
03:06:27,359 --> 03:06:29,840
okay

4554
03:06:31,520 --> 03:06:35,040
oh it feels so nice but then i'm not

4555
03:06:33,840 --> 03:06:37,200
used to it

4556
03:06:35,040 --> 03:06:40,160
i am a real

4557
03:06:37,200 --> 03:06:41,439
[ __ ] that's wrong [ __ ]

4558
03:06:40,160 --> 03:06:42,479
gamer

4559
03:06:41,439 --> 03:06:47,359
epic

4560
03:06:42,479 --> 03:06:50,160
nope epic gamer gainer nope a gamer oh

4561
03:06:47,359 --> 03:06:52,479
it's weird it's so nice sounding good

4562
03:06:50,160 --> 03:06:54,479
feeling but i can't [ __ ]

4563
03:06:52,479 --> 03:06:57,479
type right

4564
03:06:54,479 --> 03:06:57,479
uh

4565
03:07:00,880 --> 03:07:06,000
what'd i say a blistering 25 words for a

4566
03:07:03,680 --> 03:07:06,000
minute

4567
03:07:06,720 --> 03:07:10,880
start typing uh what is it dollar

4568
03:07:09,120 --> 03:07:13,520
whatever [ __ ] dollar

4569
03:07:10,880 --> 03:07:16,560
pound sign yeah that all works yeah so

4570
03:07:13,520 --> 03:07:16,560
all the functions are good

4571
03:07:18,880 --> 03:07:21,279
um

4572
03:07:21,920 --> 03:07:25,359
try mc

4573
03:07:23,600 --> 03:07:26,720
dude oh yeah wait i can probably game

4574
03:07:25,359 --> 03:07:29,040
fine but i don't want to boot up a game

4575
03:07:26,720 --> 03:07:32,560
real quick

4576
03:07:29,040 --> 03:07:34,800
epic nice dude nice uh what give me give

4577
03:07:32,560 --> 03:07:36,240
me words give me words i want a word to

4578
03:07:34,800 --> 03:07:37,920
type chat

4579
03:07:36,240 --> 03:07:41,520
rose isn't getting hired for a typing

4580
03:07:37,920 --> 03:07:43,040
speed no i am not also i'm i've never

4581
03:07:41,520 --> 03:07:46,800
had to do this but i'm looking down at

4582
03:07:43,040 --> 03:07:48,160
the keyboard type hyper bowl hyper

4583
03:07:46,800 --> 03:07:50,000
bowl

4584
03:07:48,160 --> 03:07:53,560
hyperbole oh

4585
03:07:50,000 --> 03:07:53,560
hyper bowl

4586
03:07:55,600 --> 03:08:00,399
hyperbole [ __ ]

4587
03:07:57,840 --> 03:08:01,520
shut up it's the [ __ ] hyperbole man

4588
03:08:00,399 --> 03:08:02,880
shut up man

4589
03:08:01,520 --> 03:08:05,040
it's

4590
03:08:02,880 --> 03:08:06,800
dude

4591
03:08:05,040 --> 03:08:07,680
them boys streams with no space in the

4592
03:08:06,800 --> 03:08:09,359
middle

4593
03:08:07,680 --> 03:08:10,399
i'm getting used to it

4594
03:08:09,359 --> 03:08:14,640
prank

4595
03:08:10,399 --> 03:08:17,600
to have prac [ __ ] practitioner

4596
03:08:14,640 --> 03:08:20,640
i probably spell that right

4597
03:08:17,600 --> 03:08:22,880
hyper balls [ __ ]

4598
03:08:20,640 --> 03:08:24,000
a tribute

4599
03:08:22,880 --> 03:08:25,520
there you go

4600
03:08:24,000 --> 03:08:26,479
[ __ ] yeah

4601
03:08:25,520 --> 03:08:28,800
oh

4602
03:08:26,479 --> 03:08:31,760
love that guy

4603
03:08:28,800 --> 03:08:33,279
hope nothing bad happens to him

4604
03:08:31,760 --> 03:08:34,319
my [ __ ] god

4605
03:08:33,279 --> 03:08:36,240
the uh

4606
03:08:34,319 --> 03:08:37,279
i miss him man he's a good guy oh my god

4607
03:08:36,240 --> 03:08:38,319
i got sad

4608
03:08:37,279 --> 03:08:40,479
sad

4609
03:08:38,319 --> 03:08:43,200
[ __ ] i want to do this all right let me

4610
03:08:40,479 --> 03:08:45,359
let let's see let's do it

4611
03:08:43,200 --> 03:08:46,720
all right what are you what okay i don't

4612
03:08:45,359 --> 03:08:49,120
even know what that word is i want real

4613
03:08:46,720 --> 03:08:51,359
words that i can try and type

4614
03:08:49,120 --> 03:08:53,600
you george is spamming nonsense

4615
03:08:51,359 --> 03:08:55,840
dino nuggies

4616
03:08:53,600 --> 03:08:56,920
nice

4617
03:08:55,840 --> 03:08:58,640
veget

4618
03:08:56,920 --> 03:09:00,319
vegetarian don't worry that wasn't a

4619
03:08:58,640 --> 03:09:03,600
mis-type that's just me being dumb

4620
03:09:00,319 --> 03:09:05,200
vegetarian chicken nuggets

4621
03:09:03,600 --> 03:09:06,560
are better

4622
03:09:05,200 --> 03:09:09,439
than

4623
03:09:06,560 --> 03:09:11,120
oh my god oh my [ __ ] okay i don't

4624
03:09:09,439 --> 03:09:14,160
know what i'm doing

4625
03:09:11,120 --> 03:09:14,160
they are better than normal

4626
03:09:14,479 --> 03:09:17,840
no i don't want to save it

4627
03:09:18,160 --> 03:09:22,560
veggie chicken

4628
03:09:20,239 --> 03:09:26,600
better than the

4629
03:09:22,560 --> 03:09:26,600
oh my god it original

4630
03:09:27,760 --> 03:09:32,479
okay so i can't touch type anymore

4631
03:09:29,600 --> 03:09:34,800
that's good to know let me like

4632
03:09:32,479 --> 03:09:34,800
um

4633
03:09:40,160 --> 03:09:43,359
oh listen to that though

4634
03:09:43,520 --> 03:09:47,840
oh [ __ ] that sounds so nice

4635
03:09:46,640 --> 03:09:48,720
it's not the keyboard it's just faint

4636
03:09:47,840 --> 03:09:50,640
yeah

4637
03:09:48,720 --> 03:09:52,479
dude

4638
03:09:50,640 --> 03:09:57,160
i gotta learn how to sell epic easily

4639
03:09:52,479 --> 03:09:57,160
i'm i gotta i gotta practice that word

4640
03:09:58,479 --> 03:10:02,239
blistering

4641
03:10:00,000 --> 03:10:04,560
how do i press 4 how the [ __ ] did that

4642
03:10:02,239 --> 03:10:04,560
happen

4643
03:10:06,960 --> 03:10:10,560
that's german

4644
03:10:08,720 --> 03:10:12,239
solace

4645
03:10:10,560 --> 03:10:17,200
his real name is known my real name oh

4646
03:10:12,239 --> 03:10:17,200
yeah my real name is jude

4647
03:10:17,840 --> 03:10:23,200
i was born the 21st

4648
03:10:21,359 --> 03:10:24,800
of april

4649
03:10:23,200 --> 03:10:27,840
i expect

4650
03:10:24,800 --> 03:10:27,840
birthday presents

4651
03:10:28,399 --> 03:10:31,359
i'm getting i'm getting all right of

4652
03:10:29,680 --> 03:10:34,239
this from

4653
03:10:31,359 --> 03:10:35,200
all 3 000 of you

4654
03:10:34,239 --> 03:10:36,800
wait

4655
03:10:35,200 --> 03:10:38,880
no

4656
03:10:36,800 --> 03:10:41,920
400 000

4657
03:10:38,880 --> 03:10:45,840
that's how many followers

4658
03:10:41,920 --> 03:10:48,319
[ __ ] m m's are harder followers

4659
03:10:45,840 --> 03:10:48,319
i have

4660
03:10:48,479 --> 03:10:54,080
did you know

4661
03:10:49,680 --> 03:10:57,200
i have over 3 000 years

4662
03:10:54,080 --> 03:11:00,000
of watch time on youtube did you know

4663
03:10:57,200 --> 03:11:03,279
that i do you have 500k oh [ __ ] do i

4664
03:11:00,000 --> 03:11:03,279
wait do i have 500 000

4665
03:11:04,560 --> 03:11:07,760
no [ __ ] never mind

4666
03:11:06,399 --> 03:11:08,880
do i

4667
03:11:07,760 --> 03:11:11,040
jesus

4668
03:11:08,880 --> 03:11:12,239
whoops but like dude

4669
03:11:11,040 --> 03:11:13,120
typing your nails and stuff then it

4670
03:11:12,239 --> 03:11:15,760
looks

4671
03:11:13,120 --> 03:11:18,479
it's dude yeah dude the nails

4672
03:11:15,760 --> 03:11:20,560
by the way i after i got these done uh

4673
03:11:18,479 --> 03:11:22,880
after i got these redone the ones that

4674
03:11:20,560 --> 03:11:25,040
these were before

4675
03:11:22,880 --> 03:11:26,640
it feels like i'm wearing nothing like

4676
03:11:25,040 --> 03:11:29,200
these feel like i'm not wearing nails

4677
03:11:26,640 --> 03:11:31,439
anymore and they're still insanely long

4678
03:11:29,200 --> 03:11:32,479
because i got them slightly shorter than

4679
03:11:31,439 --> 03:11:34,479
before

4680
03:11:32,479 --> 03:11:36,239
but dude

4681
03:11:34,479 --> 03:11:39,600
it feels like i'm not wearing any fake

4682
03:11:36,239 --> 03:11:41,200
nails you get used to it so fast

4683
03:11:39,600 --> 03:11:42,880
i like it

4684
03:11:41,200 --> 03:11:45,920
i came from tick tock finally saying it

4685
03:11:42,880 --> 03:11:47,760
[ __ ] you i'm actually typing all right

4686
03:11:45,920 --> 03:11:50,479
relatively well okay wait i'm gonna plug

4687
03:11:47,760 --> 03:11:53,439
this into the other thing you hit 500k

4688
03:11:50,479 --> 03:11:53,439
late stream

4689
03:11:53,520 --> 03:11:59,680
last stream oh [ __ ] nice

4690
03:11:56,560 --> 03:11:59,680
that's [ __ ] awesome

4691
03:12:00,880 --> 03:12:04,840
what did i know about that

4692
03:12:05,840 --> 03:12:09,520
all right let me just see if that broke

4693
03:12:07,279 --> 03:12:13,200
anything

4694
03:12:09,520 --> 03:12:13,200
hey gamers okay that works

4695
03:12:13,680 --> 03:12:17,040
all right

4696
03:12:14,960 --> 03:12:19,520
got it alright that looks a little bit

4697
03:12:17,040 --> 03:12:21,680
nice dude this is so cool i got so much

4698
03:12:19,520 --> 03:12:23,439
free space on my desk now

4699
03:12:21,680 --> 03:12:25,439
look at this hold on

4700
03:12:23,439 --> 03:12:27,520
look at this beauty

4701
03:12:25,439 --> 03:12:28,720
now let me just show you the dude oh

4702
03:12:27,520 --> 03:12:30,479
yeah you know [ __ ] it this is a good

4703
03:12:28,720 --> 03:12:32,560
opportunity every now and then people

4704
03:12:30,479 --> 03:12:34,880
ask me how i type with fake nails hey

4705
03:12:32,560 --> 03:12:36,319
gamers always put that wrong

4706
03:12:34,880 --> 03:12:37,760
gamers

4707
03:12:36,319 --> 03:12:39,279
my

4708
03:12:37,760 --> 03:12:42,560
my

4709
03:12:39,279 --> 03:12:44,960
[ __ ] this up is finister

4710
03:12:42,560 --> 03:12:47,680
and i am the best

4711
03:12:44,960 --> 03:12:50,080
epic gamer of all time

4712
03:12:47,680 --> 03:12:51,600
me and my boys

4713
03:12:50,080 --> 03:12:55,200
like watching

4714
03:12:51,600 --> 03:12:58,479
their boys on amazon prime

4715
03:12:55,200 --> 03:13:01,479
owned by jeffrey

4716
03:12:58,479 --> 03:13:01,479
bazos

4717
03:13:02,080 --> 03:13:07,279
and i spelt most of that right

4718
03:13:05,760 --> 03:13:08,960
i had to look down on my keyboard but i

4719
03:13:07,279 --> 03:13:10,000
spot most of that correctly that was not

4720
03:13:08,960 --> 03:13:13,800
bad

4721
03:13:10,000 --> 03:13:13,800
solid add drop

4722
03:13:14,880 --> 03:13:19,439
i just misspelled the word bezos because

4723
03:13:17,200 --> 03:13:21,680
i put an a because i'm dumb

4724
03:13:19,439 --> 03:13:24,080
um wait is it an a i don't know

4725
03:13:21,680 --> 03:13:26,319
i think it's bezos right anyway

4726
03:13:24,080 --> 03:13:28,160
that's how i type [ __ ] awesome

4727
03:13:26,319 --> 03:13:30,319
we can already see the type of i spot

4728
03:13:28,160 --> 03:13:33,680
most of that correctly i misspelled

4729
03:13:30,319 --> 03:13:35,200
finster and bezos so i'm bad with names

4730
03:13:33,680 --> 03:13:38,080
bezos

4731
03:13:35,200 --> 03:13:39,840
b-a-e-z

4732
03:13:38,080 --> 03:13:42,960
let me like [ __ ] let me get a bit of

4733
03:13:39,840 --> 03:13:42,960
air in here dude dude

4734
03:13:44,720 --> 03:13:47,600
oh my god

4735
03:13:48,960 --> 03:13:53,040
typewriter fans no i'm done with

4736
03:13:50,640 --> 03:13:55,520
keyboard i'm done i did it i'm [ __ ]

4737
03:13:53,040 --> 03:13:57,359
finished that [ __ ] took ages i'm done

4738
03:13:55,520 --> 03:13:59,359
keyboard over

4739
03:13:57,359 --> 03:14:01,359
next what what now

4740
03:13:59,359 --> 03:14:04,000
black bar under the top it is a black

4741
03:14:01,359 --> 03:14:04,880
bar under the top well spotted good job

4742
03:14:04,000 --> 03:14:06,960
gamer

4743
03:14:04,880 --> 03:14:09,840
good [ __ ]

4744
03:14:06,960 --> 03:14:11,040
uh only using one nail on your rights

4745
03:14:09,840 --> 03:14:13,120
type with

4746
03:14:11,040 --> 03:14:14,800
what do you mean

4747
03:14:13,120 --> 03:14:17,680
i guess so i'm only really oh my god i

4748
03:14:14,800 --> 03:14:17,680
didn't even think about that

4749
03:14:20,640 --> 03:14:25,279
oh my god i am what the [ __ ] i only talk

4750
03:14:22,560 --> 03:14:27,439
with my thumb and this finger

4751
03:14:25,279 --> 03:14:29,200
oh that's weird how do i know and i

4752
03:14:27,439 --> 03:14:30,319
press my backspace with this but that's

4753
03:14:29,200 --> 03:14:32,160
it

4754
03:14:30,319 --> 03:14:34,399
oh that's so strange i didn't notice

4755
03:14:32,160 --> 03:14:36,080
that how the [ __ ] that's i'm gonna think

4756
03:14:34,399 --> 03:14:38,640
about that all the time

4757
03:14:36,080 --> 03:14:40,800
play half-life alex

4758
03:14:38,640 --> 03:14:40,800
no

4759
03:14:41,359 --> 03:14:44,479
oh

4760
03:14:42,720 --> 03:14:48,239
i have still not got better at anything

4761
03:14:44,479 --> 03:14:49,760
to do with vr like scary at all

4762
03:14:48,239 --> 03:14:52,000
so many people want you to auction the

4763
03:14:49,760 --> 03:14:53,120
old keyboard that's a terrible idea and

4764
03:14:52,000 --> 03:14:54,880
you know it

4765
03:14:53,120 --> 03:14:57,359
desk cleaning stream

4766
03:14:54,880 --> 03:14:58,720
it's not unclean it's more just like so

4767
03:14:57,359 --> 03:15:00,399
there is like a little bit of trash

4768
03:14:58,720 --> 03:15:02,560
there's a couple red bull cans but

4769
03:15:00,399 --> 03:15:04,880
that's about it the rest of it is like

4770
03:15:02,560 --> 03:15:07,040
stuff that i don't know what to do with

4771
03:15:04,880 --> 03:15:10,399
like it's like clothes and a wig and a

4772
03:15:07,040 --> 03:15:10,399
hat you know [ __ ] like that

4773
03:15:12,880 --> 03:15:15,520
so i

4774
03:15:13,920 --> 03:15:17,920
i sort of get it

4775
03:15:15,520 --> 03:15:20,560
but it's i sent a denim shirt from last

4776
03:15:17,920 --> 03:15:21,520
p.o box for this kind of fit

4777
03:15:20,560 --> 03:15:23,279
yeah

4778
03:15:21,520 --> 03:15:25,279
i got i got it somewhere i have it

4779
03:15:23,279 --> 03:15:27,279
somewhere oh yeah it's there

4780
03:15:25,279 --> 03:15:29,920
wait no no i don't i don't know where it

4781
03:15:27,279 --> 03:15:31,439
is the denim shirt i don't know oh wait

4782
03:15:29,920 --> 03:15:33,120
yeah okay no i do know where it is it's

4783
03:15:31,439 --> 03:15:35,200
still there i just

4784
03:15:33,120 --> 03:15:37,359
um this is this is more of a cropped

4785
03:15:35,200 --> 03:15:38,960
sort of sort of vibe i don't know

4786
03:15:37,359 --> 03:15:40,399
it's better it's better a bit cropped

4787
03:15:38,960 --> 03:15:42,160
look at this look at this

4788
03:15:40,399 --> 03:15:44,399
look at this skirt dude

4789
03:15:42,160 --> 03:15:46,840
it's a nice skirt nice skirt nice top

4790
03:15:44,399 --> 03:15:48,399
comfortable top

4791
03:15:46,840 --> 03:15:50,880
um

4792
03:15:48,399 --> 03:15:53,439
oh comfortable everything the best thigh

4793
03:15:50,880 --> 03:15:54,880
highs on earth may i say

4794
03:15:53,439 --> 03:15:59,120
pink donation goal was supposed to be

4795
03:15:54,880 --> 03:15:59,120
for you to wear pink for the month what

4796
03:15:59,680 --> 03:16:04,080
um

4797
03:16:02,640 --> 03:16:05,439
i don't think there was ever a goal i

4798
03:16:04,080 --> 03:16:07,920
don't think it's worth doing a goal to

4799
03:16:05,439 --> 03:16:10,160
just wear pink for a month because like

4800
03:16:07,920 --> 03:16:10,880
listen if i'm doing golf no if he sells

4801
03:16:10,160 --> 03:16:12,640
that

4802
03:16:10,880 --> 03:16:16,200
one of these people will use it to clone

4803
03:16:12,640 --> 03:16:16,200
himself a fanboy

4804
03:16:18,960 --> 03:16:22,399
if the tech's out there dude you can

4805
03:16:20,479 --> 03:16:24,640
scrape my gamer gunk off the old

4806
03:16:22,399 --> 03:16:26,800
keyboard and manufacture it into a spare

4807
03:16:24,640 --> 03:16:26,800
me

4808
03:16:27,760 --> 03:16:31,840
those fitting shots are vibrate true

4809
03:16:30,000 --> 03:16:33,920
dude i'm gaming harder than ever is this

4810
03:16:31,840 --> 03:16:36,560
going to make me good at valerian dude

4811
03:16:33,920 --> 03:16:39,200
i've never played it because it's trash

4812
03:16:36,560 --> 03:16:39,200
oh dude

4813
03:16:40,560 --> 03:16:44,640
oh wait hold on do you want to do a bit

4814
03:16:41,840 --> 03:16:46,479
of asmr with it though hold on let me do

4815
03:16:44,640 --> 03:16:50,319
a bit of asmr typing especially because

4816
03:16:46,479 --> 03:16:50,319
of acrylic nails wasn't this

4817
03:16:52,640 --> 03:16:57,319
that's my nails okay this is the

4818
03:16:54,319 --> 03:16:57,319
keyboard

4819
03:17:01,600 --> 03:17:04,600
oh

4820
03:17:13,840 --> 03:17:16,880
very nice

4821
03:17:15,359 --> 03:17:19,040
very nice

4822
03:17:16,880 --> 03:17:21,040
oh that's crisp

4823
03:17:19,040 --> 03:17:24,000
oh that's crispy

4824
03:17:21,040 --> 03:17:26,399
oh i like that i like that

4825
03:17:24,000 --> 03:17:29,040
let's the volume knob work the volume

4826
03:17:26,399 --> 03:17:31,920
knob does work oh [ __ ] dude it's nice

4827
03:17:29,040 --> 03:17:33,520
it's nice okay cool

4828
03:17:31,920 --> 03:17:35,120
cool

4829
03:17:33,520 --> 03:17:36,880
dude glorious thanks so much for sending

4830
03:17:35,120 --> 03:17:39,840
me a free keyboard for

4831
03:17:36,880 --> 03:17:41,439
um i i think i got my promotion done for

4832
03:17:39,840 --> 03:17:43,439
them they didn't ask me to do any

4833
03:17:41,439 --> 03:17:45,760
promotion they literally just said like

4834
03:17:43,439 --> 03:17:47,680
here's a code here's a keyboard have fun

4835
03:17:45,760 --> 03:17:49,040
that's all they said but i'm just it's a

4836
03:17:47,680 --> 03:17:51,200
good keyboard so i may as well talk

4837
03:17:49,040 --> 03:17:52,560
about them that [ __ ] cool thank you

4838
03:17:51,200 --> 03:17:54,800
for the free [ __ ] please send me more

4839
03:17:52,560 --> 03:17:57,600
free [ __ ] every company on earth

4840
03:17:54,800 --> 03:17:57,600
um i'll take it

4841
03:17:57,760 --> 03:18:03,200
but

4842
03:17:59,600 --> 03:18:05,920
[ __ ] yeah dude nice

4843
03:18:03,200 --> 03:18:07,279
a gm mk pro indeed hold on let me let me

4844
03:18:05,920 --> 03:18:10,000
show you one more time there it is look

4845
03:18:07,279 --> 03:18:12,160
at that beauty oh it matches my nails a

4846
03:18:10,000 --> 03:18:14,080
little bit oh [ __ ]

4847
03:18:12,160 --> 03:18:16,160
okay by the way we've gotta like we've

4848
03:18:14,080 --> 03:18:17,359
gotta figure something out with nails we

4849
03:18:16,160 --> 03:18:19,600
gotta get it

4850
03:18:17,359 --> 03:18:23,040
oh my god can i no i'm not playing

4851
03:18:19,600 --> 03:18:24,960
seriously i'll die can we talk about a

4852
03:18:23,040 --> 03:18:28,960
thing that i might be doing soon

4853
03:18:24,960 --> 03:18:30,640
i'm i'm accomplishing a life goal soon

4854
03:18:28,960 --> 03:18:33,520
possibly

4855
03:18:30,640 --> 03:18:36,640
i'm accomplishing a a life goal

4856
03:18:33,520 --> 03:18:38,720
a bucket list item you could say

4857
03:18:36,640 --> 03:18:40,319
so random q pose

4858
03:18:38,720 --> 03:18:43,040
wait let me do an actual like because

4859
03:18:40,319 --> 03:18:47,560
i've got my default pose which is just

4860
03:18:43,040 --> 03:18:47,560
that what's a good hold on

4861
03:18:52,160 --> 03:18:58,000
that's a good shot that's a good coupon

4862
03:18:56,080 --> 03:18:59,520
that's just that's a new one you sold a

4863
03:18:58,000 --> 03:19:03,439
good post anyway

4864
03:18:59,520 --> 03:19:03,439
anyway man spent 30 grand on that

4865
03:19:03,600 --> 03:19:08,800
keyboard is expensive the uh anyway

4866
03:19:06,399 --> 03:19:08,800
please

4867
03:19:09,840 --> 03:19:14,239
choose the uh

4868
03:19:12,319 --> 03:19:16,479
i'm accomplishing a life goal

4869
03:19:14,239 --> 03:19:18,000
um there was ten blower cases oh [ __ ]

4870
03:19:16,479 --> 03:19:20,479
i'll do one i'll i'll gradually get

4871
03:19:18,000 --> 03:19:20,479
through them though

4872
03:19:21,439 --> 03:19:24,960
yeah that's kind of nice yeah all right

4873
03:19:23,359 --> 03:19:27,600
i'll i'll go through them i'll just do a

4874
03:19:24,960 --> 03:19:30,560
bunch of blowing kisses so um i'm

4875
03:19:27,600 --> 03:19:32,399
accomplishing a life goal soon i think

4876
03:19:30,560 --> 03:19:34,800
here's the thing

4877
03:19:32,399 --> 03:19:37,200
this is a dumb life goal i had this

4878
03:19:34,800 --> 03:19:38,720
thing a while ago i wanted to so for the

4879
03:19:37,200 --> 03:19:39,680
longest time when i was doing youtube

4880
03:19:38,720 --> 03:19:41,359
and everything while i was actually

4881
03:19:39,680 --> 03:19:43,840
trying and doing like [ __ ] tons of

4882
03:19:41,359 --> 03:19:45,359
stuff like when i was like grinding

4883
03:19:43,840 --> 03:19:47,840
harder than i should have and i was

4884
03:19:45,359 --> 03:19:50,479
getting very uh [ __ ] sad boy i was

4885
03:19:47,840 --> 03:19:53,680
wrong but i had the one goal of buying a

4886
03:19:50,479 --> 03:19:55,520
house and i [ __ ] did it it's a cheap

4887
03:19:53,680 --> 03:19:58,160
house in a [ __ ] neighborhood but i did

4888
03:19:55,520 --> 03:19:59,200
it i bought a house i did it i had like

4889
03:19:58,160 --> 03:20:02,080
a month

4890
03:19:59,200 --> 03:20:04,479
of um what's it called being like i had

4891
03:20:02,080 --> 03:20:06,239
like a few months of having like no

4892
03:20:04,479 --> 03:20:08,640
direction because of that is that a

4893
03:20:06,239 --> 03:20:10,720
shocking thing i have a house nice the

4894
03:20:08,640 --> 03:20:12,960
uh but pretty [ __ ] epic that's not

4895
03:20:10,720 --> 03:20:14,640
the news by the way

4896
03:20:12,960 --> 03:20:16,880
but i did it i've been in this house for

4897
03:20:14,640 --> 03:20:19,279
ages uh for two years now i've lived

4898
03:20:16,880 --> 03:20:21,120
here and it's been [ __ ] mint move out

4899
03:20:19,279 --> 03:20:22,560
if you can it's a great life experience

4900
03:20:21,120 --> 03:20:24,239
anyway

4901
03:20:22,560 --> 03:20:26,720
the next thing i've the next thing i'm

4902
03:20:24,239 --> 03:20:28,800
also going to be moving i'm no direction

4903
03:20:26,720 --> 03:20:30,960
a very

4904
03:20:28,800 --> 03:20:31,840
well i didn't have a goal it's so weird

4905
03:20:30,960 --> 03:20:34,560
when

4906
03:20:31,840 --> 03:20:36,399
the thing is my final end goal of all of

4907
03:20:34,560 --> 03:20:39,279
youtube that i ever wanted to accomplish

4908
03:20:36,399 --> 03:20:42,319
the highest i thought i could ever reach

4909
03:20:39,279 --> 03:20:43,840
with anything i mean like dude when i

4910
03:20:42,319 --> 03:20:45,680
was first getting started on youtube my

4911
03:20:43,840 --> 03:20:47,920
highest goal was to make like a thousand

4912
03:20:45,680 --> 03:20:49,760
dollars and then i did it and i was like

4913
03:20:47,920 --> 03:20:52,160
[ __ ] yeah okay let's try and make like

4914
03:20:49,760 --> 03:20:54,080
ten thousand dollars and that took way

4915
03:20:52,160 --> 03:20:57,840
longer but i did it

4916
03:20:54,080 --> 03:20:57,840
and then i was like [ __ ] i made 10 grand

4917
03:20:59,359 --> 03:21:02,720
shoot for the stars buddy what about a

4918
03:21:01,040 --> 03:21:05,520
house if i can get a house out of

4919
03:21:02,720 --> 03:21:08,000
youtube oh my god i'll have one like if

4920
03:21:05,520 --> 03:21:10,560
i can buy a house it means i i can work

4921
03:21:08,000 --> 03:21:12,640
anywhere and my house is done like i got

4922
03:21:10,560 --> 03:21:15,200
a house that's [ __ ] hard to do in

4923
03:21:12,640 --> 03:21:17,120
today's day and age buy a house

4924
03:21:15,200 --> 03:21:18,800
and then i did it and it took like two

4925
03:21:17,120 --> 03:21:22,239
years of working at it

4926
03:21:18,800 --> 03:21:24,640
to to to get it but then i was just like

4927
03:21:22,239 --> 03:21:26,000
what the [ __ ] did i do then it was like

4928
03:21:24,640 --> 03:21:27,760
get the house renovate the house then

4929
03:21:26,000 --> 03:21:30,239
i'm in the house and then like

4930
03:21:27,760 --> 03:21:31,920
i had to come up with a new goal

4931
03:21:30,239 --> 03:21:33,760
i had to just [ __ ] come up with a new

4932
03:21:31,920 --> 03:21:35,279
goal for it i've got a new goal but

4933
03:21:33,760 --> 03:21:37,439
something that has been on my mind

4934
03:21:35,279 --> 03:21:39,439
recently or something that's been like

4935
03:21:37,439 --> 03:21:40,160
on my mind forever is i always used to

4936
03:21:39,439 --> 03:21:42,399
see

4937
03:21:40,160 --> 03:21:44,560
like vloggers like [ __ ] david dobrik

4938
03:21:42,399 --> 03:21:46,880
or something or like other youtubers and

4939
03:21:44,560 --> 03:21:48,239
they had a personal assistant or just

4940
03:21:46,880 --> 03:21:51,439
like an assistant to help them with

4941
03:21:48,239 --> 03:21:52,720
random [ __ ] i was like that is sick that

4942
03:21:51,439 --> 03:21:55,279
is the peak

4943
03:21:52,720 --> 03:21:56,640
if and i obviously i could never justify

4944
03:21:55,279 --> 03:21:58,239
it because like

4945
03:21:56,640 --> 03:22:00,319
i would love it but like what am i gonna

4946
03:21:58,239 --> 03:22:03,680
give them to do and as i've started to

4947
03:22:00,319 --> 03:22:06,160
get more [ __ ] going on dude like kind of

4948
03:22:03,680 --> 03:22:08,560
no not [ __ ] hrt i was like dude i

4949
03:22:06,160 --> 03:22:10,640
could kind of [ __ ]

4950
03:22:08,560 --> 03:22:12,319
i could i could really use someone to

4951
03:22:10,640 --> 03:22:13,760
help me out with all this [ __ ] that's a

4952
03:22:12,319 --> 03:22:15,279
lot of admin work that i'm doing right

4953
03:22:13,760 --> 03:22:16,880
now like i spend most of my day doing

4954
03:22:15,279 --> 03:22:17,760
admin

4955
03:22:16,880 --> 03:22:20,160
oh

4956
03:22:17,760 --> 03:22:22,880
if i can have like someone around dude i

4957
03:22:20,160 --> 03:22:25,120
was like finally i might be able to live

4958
03:22:22,880 --> 03:22:27,279
my like bougie lifestyle i might be able

4959
03:22:25,120 --> 03:22:30,399
to get an assistant and i've genuinely

4960
03:22:27,279 --> 03:22:33,120
did i have genuinely

4961
03:22:30,399 --> 03:22:36,080
i might be hiring like an assistant like

4962
03:22:33,120 --> 03:22:37,120
operations manager soon i might have an

4963
03:22:36,080 --> 03:22:38,800
assistant

4964
03:22:37,120 --> 03:22:41,279
i might have an assistant the one that

4965
03:22:38,800 --> 03:22:43,120
i'm thinking of does cosplay

4966
03:22:41,279 --> 03:22:44,640
fun fact he's just like a cool dude he

4967
03:22:43,120 --> 03:22:46,399
was like cinnamon cosplay anyway i don't

4968
03:22:44,640 --> 03:22:47,600
know maybe i'm still in the hiring pro

4969
03:22:46,399 --> 03:22:49,200
but i was thinking i'm gonna get a

4970
03:22:47,600 --> 03:22:50,640
[ __ ] servant

4971
03:22:49,200 --> 03:22:53,120
okay yeah

4972
03:22:50,640 --> 03:22:56,160
someone in chat said seven but dude i'm

4973
03:22:53,120 --> 03:22:58,640
out of assistance which is to me peak

4974
03:22:56,160 --> 03:23:00,720
it's peak it's bougie lifestyle dude but

4975
03:22:58,640 --> 03:23:03,520
uh i just genuinely need them for admin

4976
03:23:00,720 --> 03:23:05,040
help but like dude it's pretty dope i'm

4977
03:23:03,520 --> 03:23:05,840
gonna be able to like say like hey man

4978
03:23:05,040 --> 03:23:08,239
hey

4979
03:23:05,840 --> 03:23:10,080
listen i need an i'm you gotta book my

4980
03:23:08,239 --> 03:23:11,840
nail my nails need to do my nails need

4981
03:23:10,080 --> 03:23:13,439
to get done my eyelashes need i need an

4982
03:23:11,840 --> 03:23:14,960
eyelash appointment can you

4983
03:23:13,439 --> 03:23:17,200
can you book me an eyelashes appointment

4984
03:23:14,960 --> 03:23:20,000
and then someone's gonna do it

4985
03:23:17,200 --> 03:23:21,120
it's [ __ ] cool that's awesome uh

4986
03:23:20,000 --> 03:23:23,120
that's sick

4987
03:23:21,120 --> 03:23:24,560
and uh dude someone put someone put in

4988
03:23:23,120 --> 03:23:26,560
chat [ __ ] hold on

4989
03:23:24,560 --> 03:23:27,760
i saw this earlier and i i agreed but

4990
03:23:26,560 --> 03:23:30,000
didn't say anything

4991
03:23:27,760 --> 03:23:30,000
uh

4992
03:23:30,239 --> 03:23:34,880
someone said that i was uh i'm trying to

4993
03:23:32,720 --> 03:23:37,920
find the exact message

4994
03:23:34,880 --> 03:23:40,399
oh [ __ ] i lost it

4995
03:23:37,920 --> 03:23:42,640
i [ __ ] lost the message never mind

4996
03:23:40,399 --> 03:23:45,040
basically uh it was something along the

4997
03:23:42,640 --> 03:23:47,279
lines of ah [ __ ] now i want to find

4998
03:23:45,040 --> 03:23:49,279
never mind someone said you're basically

4999
03:23:47,279 --> 03:23:52,080
speed running life goals and like buying

5000
03:23:49,279 --> 03:23:54,319
a house is like [ __ ]

5001
03:23:52,080 --> 03:23:58,120
it's a life goal like i speed ran it i

5002
03:23:54,319 --> 03:23:58,120
got a house at 19.

5003
03:23:58,640 --> 03:24:03,359
i didn't buy cash but [ __ ] dude awesome

5004
03:24:01,200 --> 03:24:05,840
that was the best thing ever i had like

5005
03:24:03,359 --> 03:24:06,880
the most privileged uh

5006
03:24:05,840 --> 03:24:08,160
life

5007
03:24:06,880 --> 03:24:09,920
like

5008
03:24:08,160 --> 03:24:12,000
i never had money

5009
03:24:09,920 --> 03:24:14,319
my but my parents did an amazing job at

5010
03:24:12,000 --> 03:24:15,760
making it seem like we did

5011
03:24:14,319 --> 03:24:17,200
they they were really good they never

5012
03:24:15,760 --> 03:24:19,760
made it an issue

5013
03:24:17,200 --> 03:24:22,479
but the reason why i had like an actual

5014
03:24:19,760 --> 03:24:24,479
uh privileged life was like

5015
03:24:22,479 --> 03:24:26,640
we we um

5016
03:24:24,479 --> 03:24:29,680
we had like no i had [ __ ] crap

5017
03:24:26,640 --> 03:24:31,600
everything but it was like uh

5018
03:24:29,680 --> 03:24:34,239
they didn't they didn't ever say i can't

5019
03:24:31,600 --> 03:24:36,800
do a thing which was the only thing i

5020
03:24:34,239 --> 03:24:38,319
needed like when i wanted to do youtube

5021
03:24:36,800 --> 03:24:39,840
i did youtube they were fine with it

5022
03:24:38,319 --> 03:24:41,840
they believed in me they just believed

5023
03:24:39,840 --> 03:24:43,680
in me through all of it and that is

5024
03:24:41,840 --> 03:24:46,000
something not a lot of people get and i

5025
03:24:43,680 --> 03:24:47,680
don't forget it and i make sure they

5026
03:24:46,000 --> 03:24:50,239
don't forget it either i tell them that

5027
03:24:47,680 --> 03:24:52,160
as every single time i can that they

5028
03:24:50,239 --> 03:24:54,720
were the best they could have been that

5029
03:24:52,160 --> 03:24:55,760
they were like i i couldn't have asked

5030
03:24:54,720 --> 03:24:57,040
for better

5031
03:24:55,760 --> 03:24:58,319
like

5032
03:24:57,040 --> 03:25:01,040
sure it would have been great if i was

5033
03:24:58,319 --> 03:25:02,239
born into like money and wealth and [ __ ]

5034
03:25:01,040 --> 03:25:03,600
but dude

5035
03:25:02,239 --> 03:25:05,520
the the

5036
03:25:03,600 --> 03:25:07,279
yeah they were they're great the the the

5037
03:25:05,520 --> 03:25:09,200
stuff that they allowed me to do through

5038
03:25:07,279 --> 03:25:11,120
the course of everything through just

5039
03:25:09,200 --> 03:25:12,399
like their attitude [ __ ]

5040
03:25:11,120 --> 03:25:13,439
supportive that's what i mean they're

5041
03:25:12,399 --> 03:25:15,040
amazing

5042
03:25:13,439 --> 03:25:18,399
um

5043
03:25:15,040 --> 03:25:19,279
and dude oh my god the [ __ ] also they

5044
03:25:18,399 --> 03:25:20,960
were

5045
03:25:19,279 --> 03:25:23,760
they were but they were [ __ ] at giving

5046
03:25:20,960 --> 03:25:25,680
me tips i would go out i would like be

5047
03:25:23,760 --> 03:25:27,920
gaming and [ __ ] doing youtube and just

5048
03:25:25,680 --> 03:25:31,520
grinding away at that and then oh yeah

5049
03:25:27,920 --> 03:25:33,200
they also never forced me to pay rent

5050
03:25:31,520 --> 03:25:35,680
that good parent they let me live in my

5051
03:25:33,200 --> 03:25:37,279
[ __ ] room that i couldn't even fit i

5052
03:25:35,680 --> 03:25:39,359
couldn't fit more than a single bed in

5053
03:25:37,279 --> 03:25:40,960
but they let me live there for free when

5054
03:25:39,359 --> 03:25:42,720
i was up till when i was 19 and i

5055
03:25:40,960 --> 03:25:44,080
managed to save up enough for a deposit

5056
03:25:42,720 --> 03:25:45,840
for a house during that time while i was

5057
03:25:44,080 --> 03:25:48,239
working on youtube which is [ __ ] it and

5058
03:25:45,840 --> 03:25:51,279
then i moved amazing parents but they

5059
03:25:48,239 --> 03:25:53,359
gave me [ __ ] tips [ __ ] tips

5060
03:25:51,279 --> 03:25:54,880
dude i'd be dude i'd be making youtube

5061
03:25:53,359 --> 03:25:57,920
videos in my room my dad would come in

5062
03:25:54,880 --> 03:25:59,520
like dude go commit a crime i want you

5063
03:25:57,920 --> 03:26:00,720
to be brought back to the house by

5064
03:25:59,520 --> 03:26:03,760
police

5065
03:26:00,720 --> 03:26:05,520
and he was only half joking

5066
03:26:03,760 --> 03:26:07,920
he was like he would tell me all the

5067
03:26:05,520 --> 03:26:09,439
[ __ ] he did he my dad has said to me

5068
03:26:07,920 --> 03:26:11,760
before go

5069
03:26:09,439 --> 03:26:14,560
dude go do something interesting because

5070
03:26:11,760 --> 03:26:17,600
you're boring go set fire to something

5071
03:26:14,560 --> 03:26:20,399
and he gave me a lighter he is [ __ ]

5072
03:26:17,600 --> 03:26:25,200
nuts you don't give me you don't give my

5073
03:26:20,399 --> 03:26:27,359
dad enough credit he's [ __ ] crazy um

5074
03:26:25,200 --> 03:26:30,239
my mom is like the sensible one in the

5075
03:26:27,359 --> 03:26:33,200
family but my dad will literally go go

5076
03:26:30,239 --> 03:26:35,920
commit a crime it'd be funny like that

5077
03:26:33,200 --> 03:26:38,399
hires an assistant to free up time still

5078
03:26:35,920 --> 03:26:40,239
doesn't post to insta or follow up on

5079
03:26:38,399 --> 03:26:42,479
other failed goals

5080
03:26:40,239 --> 03:26:44,960
yeah oh well okay number one i do number

5081
03:26:42,479 --> 03:26:47,200
two that second one i do instagram [ __ ]

5082
03:26:44,960 --> 03:26:49,279
that is [ __ ] is so annoyingly hard to

5083
03:26:47,200 --> 03:26:52,880
maintain there's no growth on there you

5084
03:26:49,279 --> 03:26:54,399
get nothing from instagram anyway um

5085
03:26:52,880 --> 03:26:55,760
but yeah here's the thing that i've

5086
03:26:54,399 --> 03:26:57,040
noticed i've been doing recently which

5087
03:26:55,760 --> 03:26:58,160
is why i want to try and get an

5088
03:26:57,040 --> 03:27:00,160
assistant

5089
03:26:58,160 --> 03:27:03,520
is have you ever been doing like busy

5090
03:27:00,160 --> 03:27:06,080
work that seems like it's never ending

5091
03:27:03,520 --> 03:27:07,200
i'm doing that all the time

5092
03:27:06,080 --> 03:27:09,760
like

5093
03:27:07,200 --> 03:27:12,160
i feel like i've been busier than i ever

5094
03:27:09,760 --> 03:27:13,200
have been in my entire life

5095
03:27:12,160 --> 03:27:15,359
but

5096
03:27:13,200 --> 03:27:17,680
i'm getting less done

5097
03:27:15,359 --> 03:27:20,160
what the [ __ ] is up with that

5098
03:27:17,680 --> 03:27:21,680
um it's called a job and it sucks i know

5099
03:27:20,160 --> 03:27:23,439
but it shouldn't be like that so i'm

5100
03:27:21,680 --> 03:27:25,279
trying to like i'm trying to like either

5101
03:27:23,439 --> 03:27:26,880
hire people to make it interest or to

5102
03:27:25,279 --> 03:27:30,000
make it like

5103
03:27:26,880 --> 03:27:31,840
make this more efficient or just

5104
03:27:30,000 --> 03:27:34,080
do okay something about the only thing

5105
03:27:31,840 --> 03:27:36,319
that i can contrib contribute to myself

5106
03:27:34,080 --> 03:27:38,160
as like i'm good at this thing i i'm not

5107
03:27:36,319 --> 03:27:40,080
dumb well

5108
03:27:38,160 --> 03:27:41,760
i'm at least not yeah create jobs

5109
03:27:40,080 --> 03:27:43,920
exactly i have like uh

5110
03:27:41,760 --> 03:27:44,960
under 10 i [ __ ] how many staff members

5111
03:27:43,920 --> 03:27:47,680
do i have now

5112
03:27:44,960 --> 03:27:49,200
let me see let me count

5113
03:27:47,680 --> 03:27:50,160
oh one

5114
03:27:49,200 --> 03:27:54,000
three

5115
03:27:50,160 --> 03:27:56,560
four oh four four five six seven

5116
03:27:54,000 --> 03:27:57,439
eight nine now okay just go eight

5117
03:27:56,560 --> 03:27:59,200
because

5118
03:27:57,439 --> 03:28:01,359
uh nine

5119
03:27:59,200 --> 03:28:04,319
ten

5120
03:28:01,359 --> 03:28:05,439
eleven and then twelve if you include my

5121
03:28:04,319 --> 03:28:07,040
dad

5122
03:28:05,439 --> 03:28:09,279
who like cleans up the house sometimes i

5123
03:28:07,040 --> 03:28:12,239
have 11 people working for me

5124
03:28:09,279 --> 03:28:14,080
uh most of them are full-time

5125
03:28:12,239 --> 03:28:15,520
so

5126
03:28:14,080 --> 03:28:16,720
that's pretty epic

5127
03:28:15,520 --> 03:28:19,200
the uh

5128
03:28:16,720 --> 03:28:21,920
you know i'm a job creator buddy

5129
03:28:19,200 --> 03:28:24,160
i'm a i'm an employer the uh that's

5130
03:28:21,920 --> 03:28:26,640
that's really i feel good about that too

5131
03:28:24,160 --> 03:28:29,600
um i'm really glad i'm glad that i can

5132
03:28:26,640 --> 03:28:31,439
give people like a a fun job i think

5133
03:28:29,600 --> 03:28:32,640
like i'm very good with like i pay

5134
03:28:31,439 --> 03:28:34,880
people well

5135
03:28:32,640 --> 03:28:36,840
if they ask for never mind don't ask me

5136
03:28:34,880 --> 03:28:39,439
for more

5137
03:28:36,840 --> 03:28:40,800
money i'll you know i'm fair with pay

5138
03:28:39,439 --> 03:28:42,479
everything like that i don't negotiate

5139
03:28:40,800 --> 03:28:44,560
people down on anything

5140
03:28:42,479 --> 03:28:46,239
like uh that's been that's been a good

5141
03:28:44,560 --> 03:28:48,399
thing i want people to enjoy working for

5142
03:28:46,239 --> 03:28:50,000
me um it's gotta be a fun job i give

5143
03:28:48,399 --> 03:28:51,680
them a lot of free free time too and i

5144
03:28:50,000 --> 03:28:52,960
get them like opportunities and stuff

5145
03:28:51,680 --> 03:28:55,760
like warden wanting to edit for

5146
03:28:52,960 --> 03:28:58,319
technoblade so i i i hooked her up with

5147
03:28:55,760 --> 03:28:59,920
technoblade i i i i introduced it a

5148
03:28:58,319 --> 03:29:01,600
technoblade because she wanted she had a

5149
03:28:59,920 --> 03:29:02,960
passion thing that she wanted to take my

5150
03:29:01,600 --> 03:29:05,279
big fan and she wanted to edit for him

5151
03:29:02,960 --> 03:29:07,120
so i made that happen i haven't enjoyed

5152
03:29:05,279 --> 03:29:09,600
streaming months but a guy never

5153
03:29:07,120 --> 03:29:11,600
cancelled my sub yourself

5154
03:29:09,600 --> 03:29:13,120
but yeah i i like i like i like that i

5155
03:29:11,600 --> 03:29:14,960
like being a good

5156
03:29:13,120 --> 03:29:16,239
good guy for that i like that that's

5157
03:29:14,960 --> 03:29:17,040
that's a nice thing that i was able to

5158
03:29:16,239 --> 03:29:18,800
do

5159
03:29:17,040 --> 03:29:20,800
um

5160
03:29:18,800 --> 03:29:22,960
i i helped verb move and [ __ ] that was

5161
03:29:20,800 --> 03:29:23,600
nice you know i i don't want to rehash

5162
03:29:22,960 --> 03:29:25,200
you

5163
03:29:23,600 --> 03:29:27,439
it's not really mind to tell

5164
03:29:25,200 --> 03:29:29,200
um but yeah

5165
03:29:27,439 --> 03:29:31,040
are you a bottom

5166
03:29:29,200 --> 03:29:32,080
wait to [ __ ] derail the conversation

5167
03:29:31,040 --> 03:29:33,600
thanks for the donais thanks for the

5168
03:29:32,080 --> 03:29:35,840
three bucks and thanks for the prime by

5169
03:29:33,600 --> 03:29:35,840
the way

5170
03:29:36,080 --> 03:29:41,920
i am anyway so i'm a good implant

5171
03:29:39,680 --> 03:29:43,359
no oh listen

5172
03:29:41,920 --> 03:29:45,680
can you be a bottom if you're a straight

5173
03:29:43,359 --> 03:29:45,680
dude

5174
03:29:46,080 --> 03:29:50,080
is that even what that is

5175
03:29:48,399 --> 03:29:50,960
if i'm not getting if i'm not getting

5176
03:29:50,080 --> 03:29:52,399
like

5177
03:29:50,960 --> 03:29:54,640
how can you be a bottom if you're not

5178
03:29:52,399 --> 03:29:56,160
getting like [ __ ] if i'm if i'm not

5179
03:29:54,640 --> 03:29:58,000
bent over anything

5180
03:29:56,160 --> 03:30:00,800
this is too much isn't it i feel like

5181
03:29:58,000 --> 03:30:00,800
this is tmi

5182
03:30:00,840 --> 03:30:05,200
pegged ah fair enough i haven't been

5183
03:30:02,720 --> 03:30:05,200
pegged yet

5184
03:30:06,319 --> 03:30:09,520
looking for the right i'm looking for

5185
03:30:07,680 --> 03:30:12,720
the right girl

5186
03:30:09,520 --> 03:30:14,960
i'm looking for the perfect woman

5187
03:30:12,720 --> 03:30:16,800
i'm waiting

5188
03:30:14,960 --> 03:30:19,520
i'm waiting

5189
03:30:16,800 --> 03:30:19,520
oh my god

5190
03:30:24,800 --> 03:30:29,520
you can do cowgirl so she's on top

5191
03:30:27,840 --> 03:30:33,040
oh my god

5192
03:30:29,520 --> 03:30:33,040
taking us into the chat oh hello

5193
03:30:34,319 --> 03:30:37,279
we had such a nice wholesome moment

5194
03:30:35,680 --> 03:30:38,560
talking about good parents

5195
03:30:37,279 --> 03:30:39,840
now we're just talking about [ __ ]

5196
03:30:38,560 --> 03:30:43,160
guys in the ass

5197
03:30:39,840 --> 03:30:43,160
because listen

5198
03:30:45,439 --> 03:30:49,600
i don't know where i was going with that

5199
03:30:46,960 --> 03:30:52,560
now it just sorry the like thought

5200
03:30:49,600 --> 03:30:52,560
consumed my mind

5201
03:30:53,600 --> 03:30:59,120
just closing a bunch of tabs because ram

5202
03:30:57,439 --> 03:31:01,040
keyboard done don't need that [ __ ]

5203
03:30:59,120 --> 03:31:02,880
keyboard tutorial

5204
03:31:01,040 --> 03:31:04,560
oh dude can i rant about something on

5205
03:31:02,880 --> 03:31:06,640
the reddit also since when did the

5206
03:31:04,560 --> 03:31:08,160
reddit jump up to like nineteen thousand

5207
03:31:06,640 --> 03:31:10,399
it was at like ten thousand for that

5208
03:31:08,160 --> 03:31:12,479
like a year anyway

5209
03:31:10,399 --> 03:31:14,560
can i rant about this dude

5210
03:31:12,479 --> 03:31:18,720
i'm getting pitched against like a an

5211
03:31:14,560 --> 03:31:21,359
actual real like beautiful woman now

5212
03:31:18,720 --> 03:31:22,640
this is unfair that's not fair to me

5213
03:31:21,359 --> 03:31:25,840
though did red

5214
03:31:22,640 --> 03:31:28,640
versus [ __ ] finster versus a born

5215
03:31:25,840 --> 03:31:31,520
female like has actual titties

5216
03:31:28,640 --> 03:31:33,840
really attractive woman versus me

5217
03:31:31,520 --> 03:31:35,760
i'm born at the worst [ __ ] i got genetic

5218
03:31:33,840 --> 03:31:38,160
disadvantage dude

5219
03:31:35,760 --> 03:31:39,840
i'm a man

5220
03:31:38,160 --> 03:31:42,160
i have to create the titties out of

5221
03:31:39,840 --> 03:31:42,160
nothing

5222
03:31:43,120 --> 03:31:46,479
i had to grow the hair out for [ __ ]

5223
03:31:44,720 --> 03:31:47,920
years i had to learn [ __ ] i guess

5224
03:31:46,479 --> 03:31:49,920
they had to learn makeup too but i got

5225
03:31:47,920 --> 03:31:50,960
male bone structure bro that's [ __ ]

5226
03:31:49,920 --> 03:31:53,040
rough

5227
03:31:50,960 --> 03:31:54,880
that's upsetting to me

5228
03:31:53,040 --> 03:31:57,120
oh my god

5229
03:31:54,880 --> 03:31:57,120
oh

5230
03:32:00,560 --> 03:32:05,439
it's cheating i like being compared to

5231
03:32:02,479 --> 03:32:06,640
uh to a fab woman

5232
03:32:05,439 --> 03:32:07,760
i like it

5233
03:32:06,640 --> 03:32:09,439
dude

5234
03:32:07,760 --> 03:32:11,920
i'll get him i was talking how much can

5235
03:32:09,439 --> 03:32:13,120
i talk about with this um i was getting

5236
03:32:11,920 --> 03:32:15,600
i get dude

5237
03:32:13,120 --> 03:32:16,550
i get compared sometimes

5238
03:32:15,600 --> 03:32:17,760
to um

5239
03:32:16,550 --> 03:32:19,920
[Music]

5240
03:32:17,760 --> 03:32:22,239
it's a tricky subject i wanna talk about

5241
03:32:19,920 --> 03:32:24,960
it [ __ ]

5242
03:32:22,239 --> 03:32:26,720
i get compared on like i get acid in a

5243
03:32:24,960 --> 03:32:29,279
bunch of tick tock sometimes where i

5244
03:32:26,720 --> 03:32:31,040
will get compared to like

5245
03:32:29,279 --> 03:32:34,000
like who's better

5246
03:32:31,040 --> 03:32:36,960
afab women like like born

5247
03:32:34,000 --> 03:32:39,520
born female right a woman in like a maid

5248
03:32:36,960 --> 03:32:42,000
dress and i'll like oh i'll get compared

5249
03:32:39,520 --> 03:32:43,680
i'll get compared bro it's like dude i

5250
03:32:42,000 --> 03:32:44,800
was born with a disadvantage you're not

5251
03:32:43,680 --> 03:32:47,680
in my league

5252
03:32:44,800 --> 03:32:48,720
no dude i i i [ __ ] struggled to look

5253
03:32:47,680 --> 03:32:51,200
like this

5254
03:32:48,720 --> 03:32:53,600
i [ __ ] tried i'm not i'm i don't take

5255
03:32:51,200 --> 03:32:55,680
any drugs i don't get any implants i

5256
03:32:53,600 --> 03:32:58,560
don't get [ __ ] this is just a [ __ ]

5257
03:32:55,680 --> 03:33:00,800
natural warm beauty baby and a lot of

5258
03:32:58,560 --> 03:33:03,600
makeup [ __ ] bones structure is

5259
03:33:00,800 --> 03:33:05,680
upsetting huh egg kick

5260
03:33:03,600 --> 03:33:07,279
upsetting no i just said it's more of a

5261
03:33:05,680 --> 03:33:08,960
challenge it's like [ __ ] i climbed to

5262
03:33:07,279 --> 03:33:11,600
mount everest and you climbed a small

5263
03:33:08,960 --> 03:33:14,000
hill in the backyard i [ __ ]

5264
03:33:11,600 --> 03:33:14,000
tried it

5265
03:33:14,720 --> 03:33:18,560
anyway

5266
03:33:16,000 --> 03:33:20,000
sure stop again

5267
03:33:18,560 --> 03:33:23,040
would you get voice surgery to sound

5268
03:33:20,000 --> 03:33:27,120
like a female why the [ __ ] no

5269
03:33:23,040 --> 03:33:28,800
no i that's the no definitely not

5270
03:33:27,120 --> 03:33:32,960
you ever tried to climb a small hill

5271
03:33:28,800 --> 03:33:34,800
shit's hard i know it's not easy but

5272
03:33:32,960 --> 03:33:36,080
it's that easy but it's like it's easier

5273
03:33:34,800 --> 03:33:37,200
than everest

5274
03:33:36,080 --> 03:33:38,960
um

5275
03:33:37,200 --> 03:33:40,800
do you try to do you try to hide the

5276
03:33:38,960 --> 03:33:42,160
fact that you look like a woman when you

5277
03:33:40,800 --> 03:33:45,160
go out

5278
03:33:42,160 --> 03:33:45,160
um

5279
03:33:46,640 --> 03:33:51,359
i don't

5280
03:33:49,040 --> 03:33:53,359
think so

5281
03:33:51,359 --> 03:33:54,399
i don't go out much i don't leave the

5282
03:33:53,359 --> 03:33:56,319
house much

5283
03:33:54,399 --> 03:33:59,359
if i do leave the house it's typically

5284
03:33:56,319 --> 03:34:02,080
in going to do something that i feel

5285
03:33:59,359 --> 03:34:03,920
like i don't care about what i look like

5286
03:34:02,080 --> 03:34:06,399
to do like i'm going to visit parents or

5287
03:34:03,920 --> 03:34:08,080
something or like uh

5288
03:34:06,399 --> 03:34:10,319
because i get all of my groceries

5289
03:34:08,080 --> 03:34:11,359
delivered because that's just clever

5290
03:34:10,319 --> 03:34:13,600
um

5291
03:34:11,359 --> 03:34:14,960
not unless sometimes they're like so

5292
03:34:13,600 --> 03:34:17,680
[ __ ] overpriced that i'll make the

5293
03:34:14,960 --> 03:34:19,600
trip out but even then like i it's it's

5294
03:34:17,680 --> 03:34:22,080
britain so i'm already wearing like a

5295
03:34:19,600 --> 03:34:24,080
coat when i go out and no one wants to

5296
03:34:22,080 --> 03:34:26,319
say [ __ ] so i wouldn't know

5297
03:34:24,080 --> 03:34:28,560
it's very rare that someone will talk to

5298
03:34:26,319 --> 03:34:31,200
you in public let alone like give you

5299
03:34:28,560 --> 03:34:34,000
any criticism in public unless you're

5300
03:34:31,200 --> 03:34:35,600
doing some crazy [ __ ] in the uk so like

5301
03:34:34,000 --> 03:34:37,840
no me going out in like

5302
03:34:35,600 --> 03:34:40,000
eyelashes and some nails and maybe a

5303
03:34:37,840 --> 03:34:41,840
skirt i i don't go out in skirts much

5304
03:34:40,000 --> 03:34:43,279
because again it's windy but like

5305
03:34:41,840 --> 03:34:45,279
legging i go out and leggings like

5306
03:34:43,279 --> 03:34:47,279
something more feminine and i look like

5307
03:34:45,279 --> 03:34:49,040
feminine but i'm still wearing a coat

5308
03:34:47,279 --> 03:34:50,880
and everything so i i don't usually get

5309
03:34:49,040 --> 03:34:52,960
like

5310
03:34:50,880 --> 03:34:54,000
no one says [ __ ] i'm waiting for the day

5311
03:34:52,960 --> 03:34:56,080
they do

5312
03:34:54,000 --> 03:34:57,920
there's been one delivery driver had

5313
03:34:56,080 --> 03:34:59,760
said everything oh dude [ __ ] the you

5314
03:34:57,920 --> 03:35:02,319
missed i forgot to tell you this

5315
03:34:59,760 --> 03:35:04,239
like a few days ago i got a delivery i

5316
03:35:02,319 --> 03:35:06,399
got delivery [ __ ] every day

5317
03:35:04,239 --> 03:35:08,000
i got a delivery and i i i was like

5318
03:35:06,399 --> 03:35:09,760
grabbing it

5319
03:35:08,000 --> 03:35:11,680
and i didn't [ __ ] i was like doing

5320
03:35:09,760 --> 03:35:14,080
the hand off i was grabbing it from him

5321
03:35:11,680 --> 03:35:16,640
and he started saying uh he said like

5322
03:35:14,080 --> 03:35:18,239
thank he said like um thanks love

5323
03:35:16,640 --> 03:35:19,920
or like thanks lovely or something like

5324
03:35:18,239 --> 03:35:21,279
that like a like

5325
03:35:19,920 --> 03:35:23,520
you know like like something you'd say

5326
03:35:21,279 --> 03:35:25,279
to a girl but then i also said thanks at

5327
03:35:23,520 --> 03:35:27,439
the same time so he stopped himself

5328
03:35:25,279 --> 03:35:30,479
midway he'd sound like [ __ ] i like he

5329
03:35:27,439 --> 03:35:32,239
went like thanks lovely thanks bud like

5330
03:35:30,479 --> 03:35:34,160
thanks mate i think he did that

5331
03:35:32,239 --> 03:35:36,640
like that as he walked away oh my

5332
03:35:34,160 --> 03:35:38,239
[ __ ] gold i [ __ ] dude my

5333
03:35:36,640 --> 03:35:39,760
internet's [ __ ] right now i wish i

5334
03:35:38,239 --> 03:35:42,080
could get the clip up on my ring camera

5335
03:35:39,760 --> 03:35:44,239
but oh my god it was so good i had a

5336
03:35:42,080 --> 03:35:46,479
chuckle about it it was great

5337
03:35:44,239 --> 03:35:46,479
oh

5338
03:35:46,880 --> 03:35:49,359
sorry to account

5339
03:35:48,399 --> 03:35:50,239
no

5340
03:35:49,359 --> 03:35:53,279
dude

5341
03:35:50,239 --> 03:35:54,960
oh my god poor guy poor guy oh dude

5342
03:35:53,279 --> 03:35:57,279
that's fine

5343
03:35:54,960 --> 03:35:58,880
i like that though it's funny

5344
03:35:57,279 --> 03:35:59,840
because um

5345
03:35:58,880 --> 03:36:01,840
yeah

5346
03:35:59,840 --> 03:36:03,120
one one did i tell you about the there

5347
03:36:01,840 --> 03:36:04,800
was one delivery driver that was being a

5348
03:36:03,120 --> 03:36:07,760
dick about it though there was there was

5349
03:36:04,800 --> 03:36:09,359
a delivery driver that's being a dick uh

5350
03:36:07,760 --> 03:36:10,960
he didn't say anything bad but like he

5351
03:36:09,359 --> 03:36:12,800
was like you're being difficult for no

5352
03:36:10,960 --> 03:36:14,080
reason you know how like

5353
03:36:12,800 --> 03:36:16,080
you get

5354
03:36:14,080 --> 03:36:18,319
uh you so you know how you can't buy red

5355
03:36:16,080 --> 03:36:20,800
bull uh like caffeinated drinks without

5356
03:36:18,319 --> 03:36:23,040
an id check now it's like i was ordering

5357
03:36:20,800 --> 03:36:25,359
alcohol i ordered a red bull you need to

5358
03:36:23,040 --> 03:36:27,840
be 16 years old

5359
03:36:25,359 --> 03:36:32,319
chad do i look like i'm 15

5360
03:36:27,840 --> 03:36:32,319
do i look like i'm 15 years old

5361
03:36:32,840 --> 03:36:38,319
15. and so anyway i'm skipping ahead a

5362
03:36:36,239 --> 03:36:39,840
bit but like i get the i get the thing

5363
03:36:38,319 --> 03:36:41,359
she's giving me the red bull he's like i

5364
03:36:39,840 --> 03:36:44,080
need to know your your date of birth and

5365
03:36:41,359 --> 03:36:46,239
i'm like i 21st april 2000.

5366
03:36:44,080 --> 03:36:47,600
and he goes like i need to see your id

5367
03:36:46,239 --> 03:36:49,600
so now i've spoken and he gets a bit

5368
03:36:47,600 --> 03:36:51,439
different so i was like

5369
03:36:49,600 --> 03:36:52,720
i got he goes i need to see your id and

5370
03:36:51,439 --> 03:36:55,439
i go

5371
03:36:52,720 --> 03:36:57,439
okay and i go and grab my id

5372
03:36:55,439 --> 03:36:58,399
and the thing is oh i didn't tell you

5373
03:36:57,439 --> 03:37:00,880
about this

5374
03:36:58,399 --> 03:37:03,439
when we first did girl month i don't

5375
03:37:00,880 --> 03:37:06,560
know what the [ __ ] i did or i thought it

5376
03:37:03,439 --> 03:37:08,640
was funny but i changed my like apple id

5377
03:37:06,560 --> 03:37:10,720
name to rose at some point and that

5378
03:37:08,640 --> 03:37:13,760
automatically updated deliveroo like

5379
03:37:10,720 --> 03:37:16,479
uber eats app sort of thing to say rose

5380
03:37:13,760 --> 03:37:18,640
and when i gave him my id still looks

5381
03:37:16,479 --> 03:37:20,640
like me or barely a [ __ ] 14 year old

5382
03:37:18,640 --> 03:37:23,040
me and we already talked about this [ __ ]

5383
03:37:20,640 --> 03:37:24,720
he made a real big deal about it

5384
03:37:23,040 --> 03:37:27,760
it was like

5385
03:37:24,720 --> 03:37:30,399
because the app said rose and my id says

5386
03:37:27,760 --> 03:37:31,359
jude we got the same last name on it

5387
03:37:30,399 --> 03:37:33,760
but like

5388
03:37:31,359 --> 03:37:35,840
and we gave the same date of birth

5389
03:37:33,760 --> 03:37:37,680
but he was like being a dick about it

5390
03:37:35,840 --> 03:37:39,439
and i didn't have that dude i could have

5391
03:37:37,680 --> 03:37:41,680
made him feel awful because i could have

5392
03:37:39,439 --> 03:37:43,279
lied and i was like dude i'm trans like

5393
03:37:41,680 --> 03:37:45,600
or some [ __ ] like that to make him feel

5394
03:37:43,279 --> 03:37:47,600
like [ __ ] but i i think he was just

5395
03:37:45,600 --> 03:37:48,960
trying to [ __ ] with me see because he's

5396
03:37:47,600 --> 03:37:51,439
the new id

5397
03:37:48,960 --> 03:37:52,800
and i let him do it too i i like called

5398
03:37:51,439 --> 03:37:54,960
his bluff on it

5399
03:37:52,800 --> 03:37:57,359
i made dude i made his life a bit harder

5400
03:37:54,960 --> 03:37:59,040
so what i did was i uh i like the thing

5401
03:37:57,359 --> 03:38:02,720
is i was like okay so you can't you

5402
03:37:59,040 --> 03:38:04,239
can't give it me he's like no like okay

5403
03:38:02,720 --> 03:38:06,640
take it back

5404
03:38:04,239 --> 03:38:09,120
to [ __ ] drive back

5405
03:38:06,640 --> 03:38:10,800
[ __ ] him dude what a dick he had to

5406
03:38:09,120 --> 03:38:12,640
drive back to the [ __ ] store and give

5407
03:38:10,800 --> 03:38:14,720
it back to him [ __ ] [ __ ] you gas

5408
03:38:12,640 --> 03:38:16,560
money [ __ ] you can't accept you

5409
03:38:14,720 --> 03:38:20,800
being a dick about the [ __ ] net [ __ ]

5410
03:38:16,560 --> 03:38:22,399
you the uh yeah so there's that the uh i

5411
03:38:20,800 --> 03:38:24,479
i can't be too mad about it because i'm

5412
03:38:22,399 --> 03:38:26,319
sure there's like like things that he

5413
03:38:24,479 --> 03:38:28,560
needs to abide by for like the app but

5414
03:38:26,319 --> 03:38:29,840
no one has done that so i was like uh i

5415
03:38:28,560 --> 03:38:31,040
think he was just being a dick about the

5416
03:38:29,840 --> 03:38:32,399
name thing and that i looked like

5417
03:38:31,040 --> 03:38:34,319
feminine but like sounded like that

5418
03:38:32,399 --> 03:38:36,080
because his attitude visually swapped

5419
03:38:34,319 --> 03:38:38,000
when i when i talked so it's interesting

5420
03:38:36,080 --> 03:38:39,279
he took it back he left i don't know he

5421
03:38:38,000 --> 03:38:40,880
could have just stolen it and he could

5422
03:38:39,279 --> 03:38:42,239
have just [ __ ] kept it for himself

5423
03:38:40,880 --> 03:38:44,640
but i don't know

5424
03:38:42,239 --> 03:38:46,000
um i i've got it on i know that i've got

5425
03:38:44,640 --> 03:38:47,359
that one saved on the ring so i thought

5426
03:38:46,000 --> 03:38:49,600
that was interesting

5427
03:38:47,359 --> 03:38:51,439
but yeah oh [ __ ] that [ __ ] me jesus

5428
03:38:49,600 --> 03:38:54,560
thanks for the immense amount of subs

5429
03:38:51,439 --> 03:38:56,239
thank the twitch prime oh my god the red

5430
03:38:54,560 --> 03:38:58,000
listing twitch prime

5431
03:38:56,239 --> 03:39:00,080
if only you'd had some girl mode

5432
03:38:58,000 --> 03:39:03,439
photographic proof of identity the

5433
03:39:00,080 --> 03:39:03,439
problem could have been avoided

5434
03:39:04,000 --> 03:39:07,439
yeah but it would also need to say rose

5435
03:39:05,680 --> 03:39:10,239
i need to get a legal name change as

5436
03:39:07,439 --> 03:39:12,399
well so i could i updated my [ __ ]

5437
03:39:10,239 --> 03:39:13,600
dilophoru app i had to update it because

5438
03:39:12,399 --> 03:39:15,199
after that i was like [ __ ] that's

5439
03:39:13,600 --> 03:39:18,640
[ __ ] dead i can't let that happen

5440
03:39:15,199 --> 03:39:18,640
again do something like a turf

5441
03:39:18,800 --> 03:39:22,399
i don't think i don't think that people

5442
03:39:20,640 --> 03:39:24,160
realize that like we're all living in a

5443
03:39:22,399 --> 03:39:25,920
bubble in this chat like dude most

5444
03:39:24,160 --> 03:39:27,920
people are [ __ ] weird about this

5445
03:39:25,920 --> 03:39:30,800
whole thing everyone's [ __ ] weird

5446
03:39:27,920 --> 03:39:33,279
about this thing mostly i'd say it's 50

5447
03:39:30,800 --> 03:39:36,160
50 on people that think this is weird as

5448
03:39:33,279 --> 03:39:38,880
[ __ ] and people that don't care that's

5449
03:39:36,160 --> 03:39:40,960
like all of the uk it's 100 of bubble

5450
03:39:38,880 --> 03:39:43,040
the uh like just the internet in general

5451
03:39:40,960 --> 03:39:44,960
too like just the thing is boomers that

5452
03:39:43,040 --> 03:39:47,040
like are gonna be weird about [ __ ] like

5453
03:39:44,960 --> 03:39:49,279
that just aren't on the internet and let

5454
03:39:47,040 --> 03:39:51,040
alone following [ __ ] me

5455
03:39:49,279 --> 03:39:52,960
you know like

5456
03:39:51,040 --> 03:39:54,560
yeah i don't know i'm in i'm in a bubble

5457
03:39:52,960 --> 03:39:56,399
i know i'm in a bit of a bubble for that

5458
03:39:54,560 --> 03:39:57,760
but especially in birmingham yeah

5459
03:39:56,399 --> 03:39:58,960
birmingham's rough

5460
03:39:57,760 --> 03:40:02,399
the um

5461
03:39:58,960 --> 03:40:02,399
yeah burning a little rough

5462
03:40:02,720 --> 03:40:06,800
i want to move from it though

5463
03:40:05,359 --> 03:40:08,640
i'll tell you this i'm not going to jinx

5464
03:40:06,800 --> 03:40:10,239
it i'm trying to buy a house but [ __ ]

5465
03:40:08,640 --> 03:40:12,080
who knows it goes out the window all the

5466
03:40:10,239 --> 03:40:13,920
time i'm trying to move house

5467
03:40:12,080 --> 03:40:15,040
it ain't going to be in birmingham

5468
03:40:13,920 --> 03:40:16,880
it's going to be close but it ain't

5469
03:40:15,040 --> 03:40:18,239
going to be in [ __ ] birmingham i

5470
03:40:16,880 --> 03:40:20,399
can't wait to say that i'm not from

5471
03:40:18,239 --> 03:40:22,319
birming anymore

5472
03:40:20,399 --> 03:40:24,239
i'm going to move one meter away from

5473
03:40:22,319 --> 03:40:27,520
birmingham from the edge of birmingham

5474
03:40:24,239 --> 03:40:27,520
so i don't have to say that i live here

5475
03:40:28,560 --> 03:40:31,439
i can tell you about the house that fell

5476
03:40:30,319 --> 03:40:32,880
through do you want to hear about the

5477
03:40:31,439 --> 03:40:34,000
house that fell through because that's

5478
03:40:32,880 --> 03:40:35,600
an interesting one

5479
03:40:34,000 --> 03:40:36,960
have you ever heard the you know that

5480
03:40:35,600 --> 03:40:37,840
meme i think i was going to say this

5481
03:40:36,960 --> 03:40:40,399
before

5482
03:40:37,840 --> 03:40:42,080
have you heard the meme of the danny g

5483
03:40:40,399 --> 03:40:44,560
meme i might have said this but the

5484
03:40:42,080 --> 03:40:45,520
[ __ ] you uh

5485
03:40:44,560 --> 03:40:46,720
i'm not talking about house i'm talking

5486
03:40:45,520 --> 03:40:47,840
about the old one the one that the one

5487
03:40:46,720 --> 03:40:50,399
that fell through the one that i can't

5488
03:40:47,840 --> 03:40:51,840
buy anymore um you will always be from

5489
03:40:50,399 --> 03:40:53,600
birmingham no i won't alex i'll change

5490
03:40:51,840 --> 03:40:56,720
that [ __ ] you know that ali jimmy and

5491
03:40:53,600 --> 03:40:58,800
the xbox meme where it's like come to

5492
03:40:56,720 --> 03:41:01,199
yeah they [ __ ] come to smithich

5493
03:40:58,800 --> 03:41:02,880
birmingham come to you come to schmidt

5494
03:41:01,199 --> 03:41:05,760
birmingham you asked for danny g that

5495
03:41:02,880 --> 03:41:08,160
one that [ __ ] meme

5496
03:41:05,760 --> 03:41:10,160
that was where i was gonna buy a house

5497
03:41:08,160 --> 03:41:12,319
that was what that the last one the one

5498
03:41:10,160 --> 03:41:14,399
that the owner died while i was two

5499
03:41:12,319 --> 03:41:15,840
weeks away from completing the sale

5500
03:41:14,399 --> 03:41:17,439
it was in smith like birmingham it was

5501
03:41:15,840 --> 03:41:18,880
in smithich i was going to buy a house

5502
03:41:17,439 --> 03:41:21,040
in smithich and that's where i was going

5503
03:41:18,880 --> 03:41:23,040
to live forever

5504
03:41:21,040 --> 03:41:24,960
that was a genuine actual plan that i

5505
03:41:23,040 --> 03:41:27,600
was going to do live in smithich the

5506
03:41:24,960 --> 03:41:29,840
worst of the worst smithich's rough man

5507
03:41:27,600 --> 03:41:31,760
yeah listen i can't give too much away

5508
03:41:29,840 --> 03:41:35,199
without like doxing myself or something

5509
03:41:31,760 --> 03:41:37,680
but i know uh i'm frequently in smithic

5510
03:41:35,199 --> 03:41:40,160
and around the area like it's it's a

5511
03:41:37,680 --> 03:41:41,840
it's an area that i go to a lot i guess

5512
03:41:40,160 --> 03:41:44,319
can't really dox myself with [ __ ]

5513
03:41:41,840 --> 03:41:45,359
where i am so i'll tell where i go

5514
03:41:44,319 --> 03:41:46,640
sometimes

5515
03:41:45,359 --> 03:41:48,000
but yeah

5516
03:41:46,640 --> 03:41:50,000
there's worse don't get me wrong there's

5517
03:41:48,000 --> 03:41:52,479
a lot worse medics

5518
03:41:50,000 --> 03:41:54,560
weirdly like better than i thought like

5519
03:41:52,479 --> 03:41:56,479
it's the it's not as bad as you would

5520
03:41:54,560 --> 03:41:57,439
think there's they've got wally woods

5521
03:41:56,479 --> 03:42:00,160
not bad

5522
03:41:57,439 --> 03:42:01,840
um or half of it anyway but yeah i've

5523
03:42:00,160 --> 03:42:03,920
gone to bit i've gone to other people's

5524
03:42:01,840 --> 03:42:06,800
houses that live in different bits

5525
03:42:03,920 --> 03:42:09,199
and [ __ ] it's [ __ ] what it's really

5526
03:42:06,800 --> 03:42:10,960
bad in some places the uh

5527
03:42:09,199 --> 03:42:12,399
i'm trying to think of where this person

5528
03:42:10,960 --> 03:42:15,680
lives

5529
03:42:12,399 --> 03:42:15,680
you should live in certain cold field

5530
03:42:18,399 --> 03:42:21,439
you want to see sutton co

5531
03:42:20,239 --> 03:42:23,680
dude

5532
03:42:21,439 --> 03:42:26,640
you want to see [ __ ] sutton coldfield

5533
03:42:23,680 --> 03:42:29,120
on google earth

5534
03:42:26,640 --> 03:42:31,840
certain cold field is

5535
03:42:29,120 --> 03:42:33,680
beautiful in places

5536
03:42:31,840 --> 03:42:35,120
look at this right okay i already have

5537
03:42:33,680 --> 03:42:36,080
google earth open let me make sure i'm

5538
03:42:35,120 --> 03:42:37,760
not like

5539
03:42:36,080 --> 03:42:38,720
[ __ ] showing anything okay look at

5540
03:42:37,760 --> 03:42:40,800
this

5541
03:42:38,720 --> 03:42:42,160
there's a spot in this place called

5542
03:42:40,800 --> 03:42:46,080
certain cold feel that someone said in

5543
03:42:42,160 --> 03:42:48,399
chat that is insane so this bit it's

5544
03:42:46,080 --> 03:42:50,080
called four oaks and it's like i'm gonna

5545
03:42:48,399 --> 03:42:52,880
trace it out on my arrow it looks like

5546
03:42:50,080 --> 03:42:55,840
the shape of a boob this area here

5547
03:42:52,880 --> 03:42:58,800
google street view doesn't have a single

5548
03:42:55,840 --> 03:43:01,680
photo inside this area

5549
03:42:58,800 --> 03:43:03,840
but you can see it on google earth and i

5550
03:43:01,680 --> 03:43:06,000
can zoom into any house in this cluster

5551
03:43:03,840 --> 03:43:08,080
of houses right and it's gonna be

5552
03:43:06,000 --> 03:43:09,279
immaculate look just [ __ ] random

5553
03:43:08,080 --> 03:43:11,920
house

5554
03:43:09,279 --> 03:43:16,640
look at the size of this [ __ ]

5555
03:43:11,920 --> 03:43:18,720
behemoth this is average in this area

5556
03:43:16,640 --> 03:43:20,399
it's insane

5557
03:43:18,720 --> 03:43:22,239
even like if i try and find a smaller

5558
03:43:20,399 --> 03:43:25,760
house like look there's a small house in

5559
03:43:22,239 --> 03:43:28,000
this area it's massive

5560
03:43:25,760 --> 03:43:29,760
oh yeah this is a good idea look okay my

5561
03:43:28,000 --> 03:43:31,120
current house let me try and find a good

5562
03:43:29,760 --> 03:43:33,199
example

5563
03:43:31,120 --> 03:43:35,040
oh look there's a there's this tiny

5564
03:43:33,199 --> 03:43:37,279
small house it's probably like 5 000

5565
03:43:35,040 --> 03:43:39,279
square feet still but like dude it just

5566
03:43:37,279 --> 03:43:42,000
dwarfed by the rest of them look at this

5567
03:43:39,279 --> 03:43:44,720
one it's [ __ ] flat dude crazy

5568
03:43:42,000 --> 03:43:46,239
my house is roughly

5569
03:43:44,720 --> 03:43:48,720
like the one that i'm currently living

5570
03:43:46,239 --> 03:43:50,560
in now

5571
03:43:48,720 --> 03:43:53,199
oh that's perfect okay

5572
03:43:50,560 --> 03:43:54,640
do you see this out building here

5573
03:43:53,199 --> 03:43:58,080
it's rough no it's smaller than that

5574
03:43:54,640 --> 03:44:02,880
hold on no i mean this is not accurate

5575
03:43:58,080 --> 03:44:05,840
oh okay if you cut this in half and then

5576
03:44:02,880 --> 03:44:07,600
that's too big that's way too big

5577
03:44:05,840 --> 03:44:09,840
[ __ ] okay let me see if i can find a

5578
03:44:07,600 --> 03:44:11,520
different one

5579
03:44:09,840 --> 03:44:13,199
i don't even live in something this big

5580
03:44:11,520 --> 03:44:14,319
i live in something that looks a bit

5581
03:44:13,199 --> 03:44:16,479
like this

5582
03:44:14,319 --> 03:44:18,239
this is roughly like so not all of this

5583
03:44:16,479 --> 03:44:19,920
just this half there i live in something

5584
03:44:18,239 --> 03:44:22,160
that looks like this

5585
03:44:19,920 --> 03:44:23,920
that's my current house right now it's

5586
03:44:22,160 --> 03:44:25,520
not mine but you know pierced over here

5587
03:44:23,920 --> 03:44:27,199
this is where it's currently at this oh

5588
03:44:25,520 --> 03:44:28,560
this is this is like currently the sort

5589
03:44:27,199 --> 03:44:30,319
of house that i have

5590
03:44:28,560 --> 03:44:32,800
a duplex that's not a thing in the uk

5591
03:44:30,319 --> 03:44:34,800
that's called a normal regular house

5592
03:44:32,800 --> 03:44:36,319
and look at dude you want to see a crazy

5593
03:44:34,800 --> 03:44:38,080
[ __ ] house i've been waiting to show

5594
03:44:36,319 --> 03:44:40,239
someone this

5595
03:44:38,080 --> 03:44:41,520
there's the this row of houses look at

5596
03:44:40,239 --> 03:44:43,040
this

5597
03:44:41,520 --> 03:44:45,120
i don't know who built these [ __ ]

5598
03:44:43,040 --> 03:44:46,399
things all right wait for the ps2

5599
03:44:45,120 --> 03:44:48,399
graphics to load i think this is the one

5600
03:44:46,399 --> 03:44:50,880
that i mean

5601
03:44:48,399 --> 03:44:54,880
i think anyway oh no it's not

5602
03:44:50,880 --> 03:44:54,880
uh it's not that one it's

5603
03:44:56,080 --> 03:45:00,720
where are you

5604
03:44:58,880 --> 03:45:02,720
so basically you live in a back oh it's

5605
03:45:00,720 --> 03:45:04,800
here jack of a normal house

5606
03:45:02,720 --> 03:45:07,199
yeah pretty much

5607
03:45:04,800 --> 03:45:10,720
look okay look at this gigantic house

5608
03:45:07,199 --> 03:45:12,800
right here [ __ ] insane look at this

5609
03:45:10,720 --> 03:45:15,199
giant modern masterpiece that is this

5610
03:45:12,800 --> 03:45:18,239
house here look how [ __ ] massive this

5611
03:45:15,199 --> 03:45:20,080
like 10 12 000 square feet watch this

5612
03:45:18,239 --> 03:45:22,720
[ __ ]

5613
03:45:20,080 --> 03:45:27,840
right and then another giant one

5614
03:45:22,720 --> 03:45:27,840
look at this [ __ ] thing that exists

5615
03:45:28,640 --> 03:45:34,319
this [ __ ] mansion

5616
03:45:31,920 --> 03:45:36,399
i've never seen a house like this in

5617
03:45:34,319 --> 03:45:38,640
ever look at how much it dwarfs the

5618
03:45:36,399 --> 03:45:40,399
other this is ten thousand square feet

5619
03:45:38,640 --> 03:45:44,000
easily i don't even know how big this is

5620
03:45:40,399 --> 03:45:46,319
30. it's [ __ ] absurd it's like scaled

5621
03:45:44,000 --> 03:45:47,760
up in every way

5622
03:45:46,319 --> 03:45:49,520
absurd

5623
03:45:47,760 --> 03:45:50,960
and it's in certain cold field is a

5624
03:45:49,520 --> 03:45:51,920
beautiful place

5625
03:45:50,960 --> 03:45:54,479
um

5626
03:45:51,920 --> 03:45:55,920
it's a bit weird some if you've got my

5627
03:45:54,479 --> 03:45:58,160
oh by the way every house i've showed

5628
03:45:55,920 --> 03:45:59,520
you like minimum entry 2 million like

5629
03:45:58,160 --> 03:46:01,760
you can't get anything in that

5630
03:45:59,520 --> 03:46:05,120
neighborhood for under 2 million pounds

5631
03:46:01,760 --> 03:46:06,560
which is stupid stupid that's not 30k

5632
03:46:05,120 --> 03:46:08,640
scruff i know but it's still it's

5633
03:46:06,560 --> 03:46:10,080
[ __ ] like it's a solid like fifteen

5634
03:46:08,640 --> 03:46:12,160
thousand to

5635
03:46:10,080 --> 03:46:13,840
fifteen to twelve thousand fifteen to

5636
03:46:12,160 --> 03:46:16,640
twenty k

5637
03:46:13,840 --> 03:46:18,399
uk mcmansion so ugly

5638
03:46:16,640 --> 03:46:20,399
you know okay here's the difference they

5639
03:46:18,399 --> 03:46:22,800
call them like mcmansions in the us

5640
03:46:20,399 --> 03:46:25,359
because they're made out of cheap [ __ ]

5641
03:46:22,800 --> 03:46:27,199
that's a mansion like

5642
03:46:25,359 --> 03:46:29,600
that is a mansion

5643
03:46:27,199 --> 03:46:32,080
like a real one that's made out of stone

5644
03:46:29,600 --> 03:46:34,160
and bricks and more mansion material man

5645
03:46:32,080 --> 03:46:35,520
great and i hope it gets better if it

5646
03:46:34,160 --> 03:46:37,279
isn't

5647
03:46:35,520 --> 03:46:39,680
[ __ ] yeah that's nice thank you for that

5648
03:46:37,279 --> 03:46:41,040
think of the sub dude anyway that's very

5649
03:46:39,680 --> 03:46:42,720
that's very nice

5650
03:46:41,040 --> 03:46:44,160
oh it's not going to reach 2k what the

5651
03:46:42,720 --> 03:46:46,080
[ __ ]

5652
03:46:44,160 --> 03:46:48,080
the goal reaches 2k [ __ ] no it ain't

5653
03:46:46,080 --> 03:46:49,600
reason 2k dude i may be streaming for

5654
03:46:48,080 --> 03:46:51,840
like another hour this ain't going up

5655
03:46:49,600 --> 03:46:53,760
[ __ ] four oh four

5656
03:46:51,840 --> 03:46:55,920
no but if i say that now i feel like

5657
03:46:53,760 --> 03:46:55,920
some

5658
03:46:56,000 --> 03:46:59,600
it can go either way i feel like this is

5659
03:46:57,840 --> 03:47:01,120
rigged

5660
03:46:59,600 --> 03:47:04,319
mansion material it's made out of

5661
03:47:01,120 --> 03:47:06,560
mansion materials man stone brickwork

5662
03:47:04,319 --> 03:47:08,479
masonry

5663
03:47:06,560 --> 03:47:10,080
yeah mansions in texas built out of

5664
03:47:08,479 --> 03:47:11,840
plywood yeah it doesn't count i don't

5665
03:47:10,080 --> 03:47:13,279
think that counts if it's just made out

5666
03:47:11,840 --> 03:47:14,479
of like if it's american construction

5667
03:47:13,279 --> 03:47:16,720
your mansion don't count it needs to be

5668
03:47:14,479 --> 03:47:18,479
out of like stone some [ __ ] that i can

5669
03:47:16,720 --> 03:47:19,439
drive a car into and it's gonna be fine

5670
03:47:18,479 --> 03:47:21,760
you know

5671
03:47:19,439 --> 03:47:23,279
i like that

5672
03:47:21,760 --> 03:47:24,880
that's why somehow that's why house in

5673
03:47:23,279 --> 03:47:26,479
the uk is so good i'm expensive it's

5674
03:47:24,880 --> 03:47:28,720
like think of the weight if they've

5675
03:47:26,479 --> 03:47:30,800
gotta hold up like we need like steel

5676
03:47:28,720 --> 03:47:32,720
beams and everything you just have wood

5677
03:47:30,800 --> 03:47:35,279
[ __ ] pillars it's crazy your house is

5678
03:47:32,720 --> 03:47:35,279
made of jenga

5679
03:47:36,160 --> 03:47:39,120
we looking at houses i'm just talking

5680
03:47:37,600 --> 03:47:40,720
about them someone mentioned sutton

5681
03:47:39,120 --> 03:47:43,279
coldfield and i was like oh i've gotta

5682
03:47:40,720 --> 03:47:44,960
[ __ ] talk about it the uh it's it's a

5683
03:47:43,279 --> 03:47:47,279
place that i was looking and then i got

5684
03:47:44,960 --> 03:47:48,479
recommended a different area

5685
03:47:47,279 --> 03:47:50,560
i can't i'm not going to give any

5686
03:47:48,479 --> 03:47:52,319
details on it because i genuinely don't

5687
03:47:50,560 --> 03:47:53,760
want you to know where it's the next

5688
03:47:52,319 --> 03:47:56,160
one's going to be at i will do a house

5689
03:47:53,760 --> 03:47:56,160
tour though

5690
03:47:56,479 --> 03:48:00,160
oh you know it's going to be out there

5691
03:47:58,319 --> 03:48:02,160
i bring you up at work as this guy on

5692
03:48:00,160 --> 03:48:04,239
twitch who found out on accident he

5693
03:48:02,160 --> 03:48:06,319
could turn into a girl a few years ago

5694
03:48:04,239 --> 03:48:09,199
yeah i admit there is a lot to unpack in

5695
03:48:06,319 --> 03:48:09,199
that sentence

5696
03:48:10,080 --> 03:48:14,880
dude

5697
03:48:11,920 --> 03:48:16,560
in terms of a story pretty unmatched if

5698
03:48:14,880 --> 03:48:19,199
you think about it i don't think there's

5699
03:48:16,560 --> 03:48:21,199
anyone else that's really like done it

5700
03:48:19,199 --> 03:48:22,640
there's sneaky and there's

5701
03:48:21,199 --> 03:48:24,080
maybe freddie

5702
03:48:22,640 --> 03:48:26,239
um

5703
03:48:24,080 --> 03:48:29,640
blondie was doing it for [ __ ] before

5704
03:48:26,239 --> 03:48:29,640
anyone was

5705
03:48:29,920 --> 03:48:33,680
there's not many

5706
03:48:31,920 --> 03:48:35,920
i was definitely one of the first to

5707
03:48:33,680 --> 03:48:37,600
really utilize twitch but i might be

5708
03:48:35,920 --> 03:48:39,120
misinterpreting that it might be like

5709
03:48:37,600 --> 03:48:41,120
blondie that's properly like done it

5710
03:48:39,120 --> 03:48:42,960
before

5711
03:48:41,120 --> 03:48:46,239
blondie wait blondy transition is

5712
03:48:42,960 --> 03:48:46,239
blondie is bonnie trans

5713
03:48:46,479 --> 03:48:49,120
what the [ __ ]

5714
03:48:50,319 --> 03:48:53,359
did i not know

5715
03:48:51,439 --> 03:48:54,560
not bloody oh my god jesus christ i

5716
03:48:53,359 --> 03:48:56,479
thought i've been using the wrong thing

5717
03:48:54,560 --> 03:48:58,000
forever hoomst

5718
03:48:56,479 --> 03:48:59,680
oh uh

5719
03:48:58,000 --> 03:49:00,560
abominable alien that's who you're on

5720
03:48:59,680 --> 03:49:02,399
about

5721
03:49:00,560 --> 03:49:04,239
that's [ __ ] right there was an old

5722
03:49:02,399 --> 03:49:05,840
streamer a while ago and they're still

5723
03:49:04,239 --> 03:49:07,920
around a little bit

5724
03:49:05,840 --> 03:49:09,199
abominable alien they

5725
03:49:07,920 --> 03:49:11,199
[ __ ]

5726
03:49:09,199 --> 03:49:13,600
never going to reach 2k

5727
03:49:11,199 --> 03:49:13,600
kappa

5728
03:49:14,399 --> 03:49:19,680
i could bought i could have bought a

5729
03:49:16,160 --> 03:49:19,680
brass plate for my keyboard for that

5730
03:49:19,760 --> 03:49:26,479
yeah abominable alien

5731
03:49:22,840 --> 03:49:28,640
uh twitch oh this keyboard's so [ __ ]

5732
03:49:26,479 --> 03:49:31,040
nice dude

5733
03:49:28,640 --> 03:49:32,560
so yeah they do some like they do some

5734
03:49:31,040 --> 03:49:34,720
cool stuff now let me put this hold on i

5735
03:49:32,560 --> 03:49:36,720
like that they do uh

5736
03:49:34,720 --> 03:49:38,479
basically their story was so people

5737
03:49:36,720 --> 03:49:40,560
liking me to them quite a lot and they

5738
03:49:38,479 --> 03:49:42,640
think like the thing is because they

5739
03:49:40,560 --> 03:49:44,399
came way before me and they they laid a

5740
03:49:42,640 --> 03:49:46,960
blueprint for this a little bit and then

5741
03:49:44,399 --> 03:49:48,800
they went down they were they they were

5742
03:49:46,960 --> 03:49:49,760
trans the entire time so like they got

5743
03:49:48,800 --> 03:49:51,520
the surgery and everything and it was

5744
03:49:49,760 --> 03:49:53,120
way too fun to transition

5745
03:49:51,520 --> 03:49:56,640
they immediately attribute that to the

5746
03:49:53,120 --> 03:49:57,920
same thing i'm doing which is very fun

5747
03:49:56,640 --> 03:50:00,720
so i get a lot of people to think i'm

5748
03:49:57,920 --> 03:50:02,239
trans i'm [ __ ] obviously you people

5749
03:50:00,720 --> 03:50:03,600
the uh

5750
03:50:02,239 --> 03:50:04,640
yeah i get a lot of people that think

5751
03:50:03,600 --> 03:50:07,680
i'm trans

5752
03:50:04,640 --> 03:50:09,520
the uh

5753
03:50:07,680 --> 03:50:11,279
yeah or think i will be trans or think

5754
03:50:09,520 --> 03:50:12,239
i'm hiding being trans trans or

5755
03:50:11,279 --> 03:50:13,680
something

5756
03:50:12,239 --> 03:50:15,520
because it's funny though whenever you

5757
03:50:13,680 --> 03:50:16,560
hear people talk about it they're always

5758
03:50:15,520 --> 03:50:18,319
wrong

5759
03:50:16,560 --> 03:50:21,199
or like because i've been doing this for

5760
03:50:18,319 --> 03:50:23,600
over two years now the theories in the

5761
03:50:21,199 --> 03:50:25,680
beginning

5762
03:50:23,600 --> 03:50:27,199
have like there's they're dumb the

5763
03:50:25,680 --> 03:50:28,960
people that like make theories about it

5764
03:50:27,199 --> 03:50:31,760
and they're like i've stopped [ __ ]

5765
03:50:28,960 --> 03:50:33,279
reading yeah oh dude stop reading

5766
03:50:31,760 --> 03:50:36,080
[ __ ] it i was just about to say that

5767
03:50:33,279 --> 03:50:38,880
okay the thing is i used like uh [ __ ]

5768
03:50:36,080 --> 03:50:40,720
a few months ago i used to like [ __ ]

5769
03:50:38,880 --> 03:50:42,319
see the [ __ ] that 4chan posting their

5770
03:50:40,720 --> 03:50:43,920
dumb theories about it but it was so

5771
03:50:42,319 --> 03:50:46,319
[ __ ] funny because they're always

5772
03:50:43,920 --> 03:50:50,160
wrong and they're always wrong for like

5773
03:50:46,319 --> 03:50:52,640
dumb reasons that they they they lack

5774
03:50:50,160 --> 03:50:53,600
if i don't know if it's mean or rude

5775
03:50:52,640 --> 03:50:55,359
it is

5776
03:50:53,600 --> 03:50:57,359
but

5777
03:50:55,359 --> 03:50:59,120
fortune there is no one

5778
03:50:57,359 --> 03:51:00,720
sorry john i'm gonna make sorry i'm not

5779
03:50:59,120 --> 03:51:01,680
making fun of jon

5780
03:51:00,720 --> 03:51:04,720
but like

5781
03:51:01,680 --> 03:51:04,720
there is no one

5782
03:51:05,359 --> 03:51:08,479
what's a good way to put it

5783
03:51:09,359 --> 03:51:13,120
it's really simplistic i don't know

5784
03:51:14,080 --> 03:51:19,199
there is no one worth listening to that

5785
03:51:16,479 --> 03:51:21,680
uses 4chan there is not one valid

5786
03:51:19,199 --> 03:51:24,160
opinion on that entire website oh my

5787
03:51:21,680 --> 03:51:25,920
[ __ ] god what are you doing

5788
03:51:24,160 --> 03:51:27,760
that's the best way i could put it

5789
03:51:25,920 --> 03:51:28,800
they're like it's not

5790
03:51:27,760 --> 03:51:31,040
jesus

5791
03:51:28,800 --> 03:51:31,040
what

5792
03:51:31,120 --> 03:51:36,319
it's not that they're all dumb

5793
03:51:33,600 --> 03:51:38,319
but i'd say that the majority of them

5794
03:51:36,319 --> 03:51:41,199
are more on that like if the average

5795
03:51:38,319 --> 03:51:43,520
population is like a hundred iq or

5796
03:51:41,199 --> 03:51:45,279
five out of ten in uh intelligence

5797
03:51:43,520 --> 03:51:47,359
they're on the other side of it a little

5798
03:51:45,279 --> 03:51:48,399
bit not a lot but a little bit

5799
03:51:47,359 --> 03:51:49,680
because

5800
03:51:48,399 --> 03:51:50,880
so here's the thing the reason why i

5801
03:51:49,680 --> 03:51:52,080
like the theory so much because they're

5802
03:51:50,880 --> 03:51:53,359
interesting i don't read it anymore

5803
03:51:52,080 --> 03:51:54,479
because i'll explain that later but

5804
03:51:53,359 --> 03:51:55,279
either way i may as well [ __ ] talk

5805
03:51:54,479 --> 03:51:57,120
about it

5806
03:51:55,279 --> 03:51:58,720
basically

5807
03:51:57,120 --> 03:52:01,120
oh [ __ ] hello

5808
03:51:58,720 --> 03:52:03,920
i enjoy the content i hope we get a girl

5809
03:52:01,120 --> 03:52:06,960
month part three season three bro i

5810
03:52:03,920 --> 03:52:09,600
don't but [ __ ] thanks totally not gay

5811
03:52:06,960 --> 03:52:12,080
great username but yeah um basically

5812
03:52:09,600 --> 03:52:13,359
like they're toxic as [ __ ]

5813
03:52:12,080 --> 03:52:15,600
but the thing is that's really funny

5814
03:52:13,359 --> 03:52:17,520
about it is when i was like

5815
03:52:15,600 --> 03:52:20,080
five months into oh when i was like a

5816
03:52:17,520 --> 03:52:21,680
few months into doing streaming

5817
03:52:20,080 --> 03:52:23,199
or like

5818
03:52:21,680 --> 03:52:25,439
less than a year into doing streaming

5819
03:52:23,199 --> 03:52:26,640
the theory was that i had been on hrt

5820
03:52:25,439 --> 03:52:28,640
for months

5821
03:52:26,640 --> 03:52:31,199
and then

5822
03:52:28,640 --> 03:52:34,000
27 months later

5823
03:52:31,199 --> 03:52:36,960
i'm i've still been on hrt for about a

5824
03:52:34,000 --> 03:52:39,120
few months now like it's never changed

5825
03:52:36,960 --> 03:52:41,120
which is so [ __ ] funny to me so the

5826
03:52:39,120 --> 03:52:43,359
theory is always shifting and it's great

5827
03:52:41,120 --> 03:52:45,680
and they [ __ ] so stupid

5828
03:52:43,359 --> 03:52:47,520
i love it i love it and they try oh dude

5829
03:52:45,680 --> 03:52:50,000
it's the same on every website twitter

5830
03:52:47,520 --> 03:52:51,760
and reddit is not excused for this but

5831
03:52:50,000 --> 03:52:54,319
like they don't know anything about what

5832
03:52:51,760 --> 03:52:56,080
i do so they think i'm like they yeah

5833
03:52:54,319 --> 03:52:58,160
they just have no

5834
03:52:56,080 --> 03:53:00,399
vacuums unfortunately tries to be as

5835
03:52:58,160 --> 03:53:01,600
outrageously wrong as possible on

5836
03:53:00,399 --> 03:53:03,359
purpose

5837
03:53:01,600 --> 03:53:05,520
it could be but like

5838
03:53:03,359 --> 03:53:07,680
people are like creepy like think of the

5839
03:53:05,520 --> 03:53:09,120
like amaranth stalker that happened like

5840
03:53:07,680 --> 03:53:12,319
those are the types of people that hang

5841
03:53:09,120 --> 03:53:14,960
out there and they're just [ __ ]

5842
03:53:12,319 --> 03:53:16,319
nuts it's so funny though

5843
03:53:14,960 --> 03:53:18,239
because okay this is what i was gonna

5844
03:53:16,319 --> 03:53:19,760
explain later with specifically 4chan i

5845
03:53:18,239 --> 03:53:21,680
went through a few stages of it i went

5846
03:53:19,760 --> 03:53:23,279
through like i have no idea what this is

5847
03:53:21,680 --> 03:53:25,040
and people were just talking about me

5848
03:53:23,279 --> 03:53:27,120
passively and i didn't know

5849
03:53:25,040 --> 03:53:28,800
then i was enlightened to the fact that

5850
03:53:27,120 --> 03:53:31,120
i get posted on there or at least my

5851
03:53:28,800 --> 03:53:33,040
pictures do and then i got and then i

5852
03:53:31,120 --> 03:53:35,040
knew about like [ __ ] people talked

5853
03:53:33,040 --> 03:53:37,279
about me their opinions [ __ ] like 50

5854
03:53:35,040 --> 03:53:39,090
people but still and then i started to

5855
03:53:37,279 --> 03:53:40,319
look at it

5856
03:53:39,090 --> 03:53:42,080
[Music]

5857
03:53:40,319 --> 03:53:44,399
i'm in now a different stage which i

5858
03:53:42,080 --> 03:53:46,080
will explain i'm falling in love for you

5859
03:53:44,399 --> 03:53:47,359
is it normal

5860
03:53:46,080 --> 03:53:48,960
yes

5861
03:53:47,359 --> 03:53:51,279
everyone does everyone that i meet if

5862
03:53:48,960 --> 03:53:53,680
i'm in the same room as someone

5863
03:53:51,279 --> 03:53:55,760
it's it's

5864
03:53:53,680 --> 03:53:57,600
inevitable it's a matter of time

5865
03:53:55,760 --> 03:54:00,720
[ __ ] thanks for the 10

5866
03:53:57,600 --> 03:54:03,600
am i simply yes i am also thank you for

5867
03:54:00,720 --> 03:54:05,680
inspiring me to do a minecraft cosplay

5868
03:54:03,600 --> 03:54:08,239
will hopefully be done in a few days

5869
03:54:05,680 --> 03:54:10,319
steve holy [ __ ] you gotta get the steve

5870
03:54:08,239 --> 03:54:12,560
like [ __ ] sword the shortener dude

5871
03:54:10,319 --> 03:54:14,319
[ __ ] it the jeans sweat jeans

5872
03:54:12,560 --> 03:54:17,040
steve is just wearing old denim it's my

5873
03:54:14,319 --> 03:54:19,359
pet theory anyway but uh

5874
03:54:17,040 --> 03:54:21,359
basically um

5875
03:54:19,359 --> 03:54:23,520
i went through my i'm in the third stage

5876
03:54:21,359 --> 03:54:24,640
of knowing what 4chan is try the tiddy

5877
03:54:23,520 --> 03:54:28,000
skittles

5878
03:54:24,640 --> 03:54:30,840
best decision i ever made in my life why

5879
03:54:28,000 --> 03:54:33,760
there's no point i don't like the

5880
03:54:30,840 --> 03:54:35,680
the i don't i don't want the things that

5881
03:54:33,760 --> 03:54:38,319
i don't want the things that are that

5882
03:54:35,680 --> 03:54:42,640
come from it mostly i take smoother skin

5883
03:54:38,319 --> 03:54:44,720
though [ __ ] chat won't hit 2k lol

5884
03:54:42,640 --> 03:54:47,359
who won the bet who won

5885
03:54:44,720 --> 03:54:49,760
jesus christ man

5886
03:54:47,359 --> 03:54:51,120
[ __ ] where did you [ __ ] come from by

5887
03:54:49,760 --> 03:54:53,359
the way

5888
03:54:51,120 --> 03:54:54,880
can we give a quick thing i feel like

5889
03:54:53,359 --> 03:54:56,319
everyone that's gifted a hundred dollars

5890
03:54:54,880 --> 03:54:57,920
besides a few

5891
03:54:56,319 --> 03:55:00,960
you've been new

5892
03:54:57,920 --> 03:55:03,120
and and dude the the people the council

5893
03:55:00,960 --> 03:55:06,080
uh the mods and stuff like to say that

5894
03:55:03,120 --> 03:55:08,640
the the chat won't donate for things but

5895
03:55:06,080 --> 03:55:10,720
[ __ ] hello there you are

5896
03:55:08,640 --> 03:55:12,720
my god

5897
03:55:10,720 --> 03:55:14,319
jesus that's [ __ ] impressive

5898
03:55:12,720 --> 03:55:16,479
it's not just the top donators that

5899
03:55:14,319 --> 03:55:18,319
donate to these [ __ ] goals i didn't

5900
03:55:16,479 --> 03:55:20,560
realize that neither do they [ __ ]

5901
03:55:18,319 --> 03:55:23,439
poggers to you thank you for the [ __ ]

5902
03:55:20,560 --> 03:55:26,160
two hundred dollars jesus christ

5903
03:55:23,439 --> 03:55:29,199
2k we're 20 done

5904
03:55:26,160 --> 03:55:31,680
on the first day it's fine it'll it'll

5905
03:55:29,199 --> 03:55:33,040
trail off it'll trail off it'll be fine

5906
03:55:31,680 --> 03:55:34,720
it'll be fine

5907
03:55:33,040 --> 03:55:36,960
it's good

5908
03:55:34,720 --> 03:55:39,359
anyway my third stage of knowing what

5909
03:55:36,960 --> 03:55:43,439
this godforsaken website is

5910
03:55:39,359 --> 03:55:44,880
oh my god i can't [ __ ] read [ __ ]

5911
03:55:43,439 --> 03:55:47,359
hello

5912
03:55:44,880 --> 03:55:51,680
oh never mind i'm slapping my ass as you

5913
03:55:47,359 --> 03:55:51,680
read this hi daddy mommy kiss kiss

5914
03:55:51,840 --> 03:55:56,439
um but anyway the um

5915
03:55:57,279 --> 03:56:01,199
but will chat make you what say

5916
03:56:03,439 --> 03:56:07,279
i didn't realize for a second dude i

5917
03:56:05,279 --> 03:56:09,439
thought that said five

5918
03:56:07,279 --> 03:56:11,439
[ __ ]

5919
03:56:09,439 --> 03:56:14,160
there were two extra zeros on that [ __ ]

5920
03:56:11,439 --> 03:56:14,160
oh my god

5921
03:56:14,479 --> 03:56:19,760
i'm canceling the bet

5922
03:56:16,160 --> 03:56:22,760
oh [ __ ] oh i guess it's like rigged now

5923
03:56:19,760 --> 03:56:22,760
dude

5924
03:56:32,560 --> 03:56:36,399
what the [ __ ]

5925
03:56:34,239 --> 03:56:38,880
what happened

5926
03:56:36,399 --> 03:56:44,160
what the [ __ ]

5927
03:56:38,880 --> 03:56:44,160
it is one in the am dude what the [ __ ]

5928
03:56:45,120 --> 03:56:49,359
thank you that's just straight up profit

5929
03:56:47,199 --> 03:56:52,640
let's [ __ ] go thanks for the [ __ ]

5930
03:56:49,359 --> 03:56:52,640
200 oh [ __ ]

5931
03:56:53,120 --> 03:56:58,479
also hormones for androgynous results

5932
03:56:56,239 --> 03:57:00,560
those are like oestrogen but without the

5933
03:56:58,479 --> 03:57:01,359
titties parts i

5934
03:57:00,560 --> 03:57:03,040
uh

5935
03:57:01,359 --> 03:57:04,479
i don't want to take anything it's too

5936
03:57:03,040 --> 03:57:08,640
scary i don't wanna i don't wanna have

5937
03:57:04,479 --> 03:57:12,160
to go to a what the [ __ ] is going on

5938
03:57:08,640 --> 03:57:12,160
what the [ __ ] is going on

5939
03:57:14,880 --> 03:57:18,319
thank you

5940
03:57:16,239 --> 03:57:20,479
jesus [ __ ] christ

5941
03:57:18,319 --> 03:57:21,840
archmage thanks to the 500 i feel like i

5942
03:57:20,479 --> 03:57:24,880
don't even need to say thank you for the

5943
03:57:21,840 --> 03:57:27,279
500 world but [ __ ] wilbur

5944
03:57:24,880 --> 03:57:29,120
will urban will urban jesus christ i'm

5945
03:57:27,279 --> 03:57:33,520
looking like wilbur suit thank you for

5946
03:57:29,120 --> 03:57:35,840
the now 300 oh no [ __ ] 450

5947
03:57:33,520 --> 03:57:36,960
[ __ ] hell

5948
03:57:35,840 --> 03:57:40,399
into

5949
03:57:36,960 --> 03:57:43,120
jesus christ that's absurd

5950
03:57:40,399 --> 03:57:44,560
that's absurd

5951
03:57:43,120 --> 03:57:46,080
christ i don't even know where to go

5952
03:57:44,560 --> 03:57:47,840
from there and let me explain the

5953
03:57:46,080 --> 03:57:51,120
fortune thing and then i can get i can i

5954
03:57:47,840 --> 03:57:53,680
can move on um basically uh new stage of

5955
03:57:51,120 --> 03:57:57,359
4chan is i'm reading it with like a step

5956
03:57:53,680 --> 03:57:58,960
backwards i'm not i or like i i used to

5957
03:57:57,359 --> 03:58:00,160
i just stopped reading it now altogether

5958
03:57:58,960 --> 03:58:00,840
because i just don't care anymore but

5959
03:58:00,160 --> 03:58:03,439
the

5960
03:58:00,840 --> 03:58:05,279
[ __ ] what i what i still did for a

5961
03:58:03,439 --> 03:58:07,600
little bit which was very funny which

5962
03:58:05,279 --> 03:58:09,840
was just take a step back from it and

5963
03:58:07,600 --> 03:58:11,520
read it and when you read it like

5964
03:58:09,840 --> 03:58:12,800
they are just [ __ ] crazy people on

5965
03:58:11,520 --> 03:58:14,720
the internet it's so much more

5966
03:58:12,800 --> 03:58:17,680
entertaining because they're all

5967
03:58:14,720 --> 03:58:19,199
literally nuts and their opinions mean

5968
03:58:17,680 --> 03:58:21,600
nothing and it's great because they're

5969
03:58:19,199 --> 03:58:23,279
all [ __ ] dumb and like they'll

5970
03:58:21,600 --> 03:58:24,239
convince themselves of [ __ ] that is not

5971
03:58:23,279 --> 03:58:26,160
real

5972
03:58:24,239 --> 03:58:28,399
oh they did introduce they did introduce

5973
03:58:26,160 --> 03:58:30,880
me to the word schizo and i really like

5974
03:58:28,399 --> 03:58:33,120
that as an insult i really enjoy that

5975
03:58:30,880 --> 03:58:35,920
because that is all of them

5976
03:58:33,120 --> 03:58:37,680
i really like that as a word

5977
03:58:35,920 --> 03:58:39,680
that's funny

5978
03:58:37,680 --> 03:58:41,760
oh my [ __ ] god soda just sent me a

5979
03:58:39,680 --> 03:58:44,160
picture of her camera oh his camera

5980
03:58:41,760 --> 03:58:47,040
sorry i'm gonna get prana around

5981
03:58:44,160 --> 03:58:48,880
the red komodo is decked the [ __ ] out

5982
03:58:47,040 --> 03:58:50,000
that's awesome and they're just shooting

5983
03:58:48,880 --> 03:58:54,080
a [ __ ]

5984
03:58:50,000 --> 03:58:57,150
video of his cat that's funny anyway

5985
03:58:54,080 --> 03:58:59,520
hold on let me replay this [ __ ]

5986
03:58:57,150 --> 03:59:01,600
[Music]

5987
03:58:59,520 --> 03:59:04,479
good [ __ ] soda you all have ten dollars

5988
03:59:01,600 --> 03:59:05,680
chat i'm doing my part simps together

5989
03:59:04,479 --> 03:59:07,760
strong

5990
03:59:05,680 --> 03:59:09,199
thank you jonathan thank you jonathan

5991
03:59:07,760 --> 03:59:12,680
jonathan kiwa

5992
03:59:09,199 --> 03:59:12,680
thanks for the 10.

5993
03:59:12,720 --> 03:59:16,800
bro did the prediction happen

5994
03:59:14,800 --> 03:59:19,279
did it actually you people get all this

5995
03:59:16,800 --> 03:59:20,960
money oh my god

5996
03:59:19,279 --> 03:59:22,720
i don't know

5997
03:59:20,960 --> 03:59:24,080
crazy some people just forget that they

5998
03:59:22,720 --> 03:59:25,760
put i think people forget that they're

5999
03:59:24,080 --> 03:59:26,800
putting an extra zero when they type in

6000
03:59:25,760 --> 03:59:28,560
the money

6001
03:59:26,800 --> 03:59:30,479
i think it's just a

6002
03:59:28,560 --> 03:59:32,560
uh just drunk or something i don't know

6003
03:59:30,479 --> 03:59:34,880
what is the donation goal

6004
03:59:32,560 --> 03:59:36,319
girl month for three months

6005
03:59:34,880 --> 03:59:38,000
one one

6006
03:59:36,319 --> 03:59:39,840
it's a month it's an extra month it's

6007
03:59:38,000 --> 03:59:42,080
just season three of this [ __ ] happening

6008
03:59:39,840 --> 03:59:42,080
more

6009
03:59:42,239 --> 03:59:47,760
it's for it's carrot

6010
03:59:43,680 --> 03:59:50,399
oh my [ __ ] god oh you got it [ __ ]

6011
03:59:47,760 --> 03:59:52,560
you didn't even say a message that's big

6012
03:59:50,399 --> 03:59:54,160
dick energy man but crawfish thanks so

6013
03:59:52,560 --> 03:59:56,000
much for the [ __ ] hundred dollars

6014
03:59:54,160 --> 03:59:57,279
doobly-wobly thanks for the hundred as

6015
03:59:56,000 --> 04:00:00,479
well

6016
03:59:57,279 --> 04:00:02,479
he got it you all did it 3k

6017
04:00:00,479 --> 04:00:04,880
five dollars more

6018
04:00:02,479 --> 04:00:06,399
just fyi

6019
04:00:04,880 --> 04:00:07,359
the difference from the start of the

6020
04:00:06,399 --> 04:00:09,600
stream

6021
04:00:07,359 --> 04:00:12,399
to get to one and a half grand was three

6022
04:00:09,600 --> 04:00:15,600
hours and to get from one and a half to

6023
04:00:12,399 --> 04:00:17,680
three k was 20 minutes

6024
04:00:15,600 --> 04:00:18,479
oh my god

6025
04:00:17,680 --> 04:00:21,040
when

6026
04:00:18,479 --> 04:00:22,479
let's get to five no that's insane

6027
04:00:21,040 --> 04:00:24,640
it's not letting me predict there's not

6028
04:00:22,479 --> 04:00:25,840
it's gone it's over they're doing

6029
04:00:24,640 --> 04:00:27,199
another oh [ __ ] they're doing another

6030
04:00:25,840 --> 04:00:29,279
one

6031
04:00:27,199 --> 04:00:31,680
oh my god goal reaches 4k before the

6032
04:00:29,279 --> 04:00:34,239
inner stream jesus christ oh hello have

6033
04:00:31,680 --> 04:00:37,439
you ever heard of angela vanity she's

6034
04:00:34,239 --> 04:00:40,160
one of the first poppy leapers

6035
04:00:37,439 --> 04:00:40,160
popular what

6036
04:00:40,319 --> 04:00:44,239
popular youtubers angel uh

6037
04:00:44,720 --> 04:00:51,160
angela vanity

6038
04:00:46,479 --> 04:00:51,160
never doubt chat's financial stupidity

6039
04:00:53,359 --> 04:00:56,319
i haven't

6040
04:00:57,040 --> 04:01:03,120
she just makes like hair extension stuff

6041
04:01:00,319 --> 04:01:06,479
hold on sort by oldest

6042
04:01:03,120 --> 04:01:08,319
five years what the [ __ ]

6043
04:01:06,479 --> 04:01:10,479
what

6044
04:01:08,319 --> 04:01:14,080
one of the first popular youtubers and

6045
04:01:10,479 --> 04:01:15,840
it's only five years [ __ ] [ __ ] that no

6046
04:01:14,080 --> 04:01:17,840
what no

6047
04:01:15,840 --> 04:01:20,399
first popular youtubers in her oldest

6048
04:01:17,840 --> 04:01:21,760
[ __ ] videos five years old what

6049
04:01:20,399 --> 04:01:24,720
no

6050
04:01:21,760 --> 04:01:26,479
five years ago i was starting youtube oh

6051
04:01:24,720 --> 04:01:28,640
bro what

6052
04:01:26,479 --> 04:01:28,640
no

6053
04:01:28,880 --> 04:01:32,960
what a weird shout out

6054
04:01:30,479 --> 04:01:33,760
4k

6055
04:01:32,960 --> 04:01:36,720
no

6056
04:01:33,760 --> 04:01:36,720
jesus christ

6057
04:01:39,279 --> 04:01:43,680
i had some hope that we wouldn't hit

6058
04:01:40,880 --> 04:01:45,600
this i had some

6059
04:01:43,680 --> 04:01:47,520
huh

6060
04:01:45,600 --> 04:01:50,239
when was the account created let's see

6061
04:01:47,520 --> 04:01:50,239
hold on let me see

6062
04:01:51,170 --> 04:01:54,290
[Music]

6063
04:01:54,319 --> 04:01:59,359
i couldn't find it

6064
04:01:56,960 --> 04:02:02,239
[ __ ] thank you for the [ __ ]

6065
04:01:59,359 --> 04:02:03,279
i'm struggling to type on this thing

6066
04:02:02,239 --> 04:02:05,120
uh

6067
04:02:03,279 --> 04:02:06,800
it's let's see

6068
04:02:05,120 --> 04:02:09,359
about

6069
04:02:06,800 --> 04:02:11,520
march 2012

6070
04:02:09,359 --> 04:02:12,399
i don't know my middle class wealth with

6071
04:02:11,520 --> 04:02:15,399
you i'm closing my part kappa not

6072
04:02:12,399 --> 04:02:15,399
available

6073
04:02:28,880 --> 04:02:33,760
i think i might have made my way out of

6074
04:02:30,880 --> 04:02:35,760
working class now because i own a home

6075
04:02:33,760 --> 04:02:38,000
am i like middle class now that i own a

6076
04:02:35,760 --> 04:02:38,000
house

6077
04:02:39,760 --> 04:02:44,319
you know john some of us don't happen to

6078
04:02:41,920 --> 04:02:47,199
have ten dollars today i think all of us

6079
04:02:44,319 --> 04:02:49,920
have to wait till payday i think so f1 n

6080
04:02:47,199 --> 04:02:51,840
ended the stripped profit paying credits

6081
04:02:49,920 --> 04:02:54,160
remember to get your proper measurements

6082
04:02:51,840 --> 04:02:57,199
so that i don't buy very nice pants for

6083
04:02:54,160 --> 04:02:59,439
you that you won't wear get alone

6084
04:02:57,199 --> 04:03:01,920
i'll do the measurements today

6085
04:02:59,439 --> 04:03:03,279
we can do the middle class probably

6086
04:03:01,920 --> 04:03:04,080
what is min what's the cutoff point for

6087
04:03:03,279 --> 04:03:05,359
middle class like what are the

6088
04:03:04,080 --> 04:03:06,880
qualifications because i kind of want to

6089
04:03:05,359 --> 04:03:10,399
know if i meant [ __ ] thanks for [ __ ]

6090
04:03:06,880 --> 04:03:12,399
20 dude how do i know if i'm in it boyan

6091
04:03:10,399 --> 04:03:13,760
[ __ ] yeah

6092
04:03:12,399 --> 04:03:14,560
20 that's going to pay for the pizza

6093
04:03:13,760 --> 04:03:16,560
later

6094
04:03:14,560 --> 04:03:17,439
4k let's go

6095
04:03:16,560 --> 04:03:19,680
oh

6096
04:03:17,439 --> 04:03:19,680
um

6097
04:03:20,560 --> 04:03:25,600
you're u.s rich i am not i don't think

6098
04:03:23,520 --> 04:03:26,479
the u.s appreciates how good they've got

6099
04:03:25,600 --> 04:03:28,160
it man

6100
04:03:26,479 --> 04:03:30,239
i see so many people bitching about

6101
04:03:28,160 --> 04:03:32,800
taxes in in the u.s you ain't got any

6102
04:03:30,239 --> 04:03:33,680
lights or you stink and don't shower

6103
04:03:32,800 --> 04:03:36,800
true

6104
04:03:33,680 --> 04:03:40,000
hey connor oh hey connor thank you

6105
04:03:36,800 --> 04:03:40,000
thanks for all the help on videos

6106
04:03:41,359 --> 04:03:44,160
pretty much everyone thinks they're

6107
04:03:42,399 --> 04:03:46,960
middle class i don't

6108
04:03:44,160 --> 04:03:49,279
i don't get all my points let's do this

6109
04:03:46,960 --> 04:03:51,520
oh [ __ ] god i wish i was middle class

6110
04:03:49,279 --> 04:03:54,239
dude what let me see the cutoff point

6111
04:03:51,520 --> 04:03:54,239
what is

6112
04:03:54,319 --> 04:03:58,960
middle class

6113
04:03:57,279 --> 04:04:00,239
oh [ __ ] i actually dude okay this is how

6114
04:03:58,960 --> 04:04:01,680
about typing

6115
04:04:00,239 --> 04:04:04,319
i opened html

6116
04:04:01,680 --> 04:04:08,560
what the [ __ ] will what the [ __ ] is

6117
04:04:04,319 --> 04:04:12,399
going on suspiciously wealthy will

6118
04:04:08,560 --> 04:04:14,319
what the [ __ ] thanks for the 250 dollars

6119
04:04:12,399 --> 04:04:16,160
oh my [ __ ] god

6120
04:04:14,319 --> 04:04:19,439
whatever gave you a reason for hoping

6121
04:04:16,160 --> 04:04:21,359
for a fail of us reaching this goal

6122
04:04:19,439 --> 04:04:23,840
i don't know anymore

6123
04:04:21,359 --> 04:04:26,640
you doubled the goal in like [ __ ] 20

6124
04:04:23,840 --> 04:04:29,359
minutes flat i don't know

6125
04:04:26,640 --> 04:04:30,560
wealthy will that's funny

6126
04:04:29,359 --> 04:04:33,600
i want to see what the cutoff point for

6127
04:04:30,560 --> 04:04:36,319
well okay i also have 10 bucks

6128
04:04:33,600 --> 04:04:39,040
or i had i guess

6129
04:04:36,319 --> 04:04:40,319
oh [ __ ] it thanks thanks for ten dollars

6130
04:04:39,040 --> 04:04:42,000
because isn't it something to do with

6131
04:04:40,319 --> 04:04:43,279
education too oh wait i found hold on

6132
04:04:42,000 --> 04:04:45,680
thanks stuff

6133
04:04:43,279 --> 04:04:47,520
let's see oh it's english too let's

6134
04:04:45,680 --> 04:04:49,040
[ __ ] go

6135
04:04:47,520 --> 04:04:51,040
right

6136
04:04:49,040 --> 04:04:54,800
what salary is considered rich in the uk

6137
04:04:51,040 --> 04:04:57,040
an annual income of sixty thousand

6138
04:04:54,800 --> 04:04:58,880
is considered rich

6139
04:04:57,040 --> 04:04:59,840
i wouldn't call that rich

6140
04:04:58,880 --> 04:05:02,560
okay

6141
04:04:59,840 --> 04:05:04,640
oh wait no okay wait oh but top ten

6142
04:05:02,560 --> 04:05:07,760
percent is over a hundred thousand which

6143
04:05:04,640 --> 04:05:07,760
is way [ __ ] more

6144
04:05:08,319 --> 04:05:12,319
i don't consider the top

6145
04:05:10,479 --> 04:05:13,920
sixty thousand is like top thirty

6146
04:05:12,319 --> 04:05:15,359
percent i don't consider top thirty

6147
04:05:13,920 --> 04:05:17,680
percent rich

6148
04:05:15,359 --> 04:05:20,000
that's just like [ __ ]

6149
04:05:17,680 --> 04:05:22,160
it's not rich i feel like rich is like

6150
04:05:20,000 --> 04:05:24,880
100k is pretty [ __ ] up there i'd say

6151
04:05:22,160 --> 04:05:26,880
100k a year is pretty close to being

6152
04:05:24,880 --> 04:05:29,040
what i'd consider like being rich or

6153
04:05:26,880 --> 04:05:30,880
like wealthy

6154
04:05:29,040 --> 04:05:33,279
even though i know there's a ton beyond

6155
04:05:30,880 --> 04:05:35,840
that but i'm [ __ ] dude i don't know a

6156
04:05:33,279 --> 04:05:37,600
single person that makes like above 40

6157
04:05:35,840 --> 04:05:39,279
000

6158
04:05:37,600 --> 04:05:40,720
pounds a year

6159
04:05:39,279 --> 04:05:43,040
i've never met anyone that makes more

6160
04:05:40,720 --> 04:05:43,040
than that

6161
04:05:43,520 --> 04:05:46,880
so i don't know

6162
04:05:45,120 --> 04:05:48,239
i've never i've never met anyone that's

6163
04:05:46,880 --> 04:05:51,279
made like

6164
04:05:48,239 --> 04:05:51,279
60 000 ever

6165
04:05:51,359 --> 04:05:58,560
chat pls i bet all my points on 4k

6166
04:05:56,080 --> 04:05:59,680
oh my [ __ ] god dude this poor guy if

6167
04:05:58,560 --> 04:06:02,479
it doesn't hit 4k you want to see the

6168
04:05:59,680 --> 04:06:04,160
keyboard kitty look it's so nice look at

6169
04:06:02,479 --> 04:06:06,560
look at this [ __ ] thing it's so

6170
04:06:04,160 --> 04:06:09,199
pretty look i'll show you on the more

6171
04:06:06,560 --> 04:06:12,080
in-depth camera

6172
04:06:09,199 --> 04:06:14,160
oh look at the cable it comes with two

6173
04:06:12,080 --> 04:06:16,720
bro or i got with two look at that

6174
04:06:14,160 --> 04:06:18,560
beauty dude i gotta configure the

6175
04:06:16,720 --> 04:06:20,720
lighting and [ __ ] under it but it the

6176
04:06:18,560 --> 04:06:21,760
lighting works pretty well i [ __ ] with

6177
04:06:20,720 --> 04:06:23,359
it

6178
04:06:21,760 --> 04:06:25,920
i want to be like i should have been

6179
04:06:23,359 --> 04:06:28,160
sleeping three hours ago very very

6180
04:06:25,920 --> 04:06:28,160
pretty

6181
04:06:29,120 --> 04:06:32,720
the [ __ ] is going on

6182
04:06:31,199 --> 04:06:34,640
i'm gradually getting there i'm gonna

6183
04:06:32,720 --> 04:06:36,800
get to that 60k here buddy

6184
04:06:34,640 --> 04:06:39,439
uh thanks for the [ __ ] 250 dollars

6185
04:06:36,800 --> 04:06:42,080
jesus christ

6186
04:06:39,439 --> 04:06:44,479
jesus christ man

6187
04:06:42,080 --> 04:06:46,479
except five totally not gay i still

6188
04:06:44,479 --> 04:06:48,399
don't believe you um

6189
04:06:46,479 --> 04:06:50,000
thank you for the absurd amount of money

6190
04:06:48,399 --> 04:06:51,600
helen

6191
04:06:50,000 --> 04:06:54,399
my god

6192
04:06:51,600 --> 04:06:57,199
we're closer to 4k than we are three

6193
04:06:54,399 --> 04:07:00,560
congrats you're close oh

6194
04:06:57,199 --> 04:07:02,560
oh doing my part that's an odd sum

6195
04:07:00,560 --> 04:07:06,520
thank you for doing your part

6196
04:07:02,560 --> 04:07:06,520
holy [ __ ] [ __ ]

6197
04:07:09,279 --> 04:07:13,279
staying hydrated

6198
04:07:11,760 --> 04:07:16,319
i'm a big um

6199
04:07:13,279 --> 04:07:18,560
i'm a big believer oh my god dude

6200
04:07:16,319 --> 04:07:20,479
one more hundred won't hurt oh my

6201
04:07:18,560 --> 04:07:24,239
[ __ ] god

6202
04:07:20,479 --> 04:07:25,359
no it didn't it's it's [ __ ] 220 away

6203
04:07:24,239 --> 04:07:26,960
you're getting that

6204
04:07:25,359 --> 04:07:28,560
uneven number it isn't uneven it's a

6205
04:07:26,960 --> 04:07:30,239
weird number now

6206
04:07:28,560 --> 04:07:31,840
but i'm i'm a big believer in just

6207
04:07:30,239 --> 04:07:33,520
[ __ ] putting all my money back into

6208
04:07:31,840 --> 04:07:36,159
like the projects you're working on so

6209
04:07:33,520 --> 04:07:38,880
i've got like my my actual like uh in

6210
04:07:36,159 --> 04:07:42,239
the most people under 40 can't afford a

6211
04:07:38,880 --> 04:07:44,479
house i am 38 and live with my parents

6212
04:07:42,239 --> 04:07:46,640
that's not abnormal the housing market's

6213
04:07:44,479 --> 04:07:47,600
crashing though do you aware i'm buying

6214
04:07:46,640 --> 04:07:48,960
a house and the housing market's

6215
04:07:47,600 --> 04:07:50,960
crashing i don't care the housing

6216
04:07:48,960 --> 04:07:53,840
market's finally [ __ ] going down oh

6217
04:07:50,960 --> 04:07:56,080
my god wait a month it's 2008 all over

6218
04:07:53,840 --> 04:07:57,600
again [ __ ] we're there dude it's

6219
04:07:56,080 --> 04:07:59,520
gonna happen

6220
04:07:57,600 --> 04:08:00,399
it would hurt your wallet i don't give a

6221
04:07:59,520 --> 04:08:05,199
[ __ ]

6222
04:08:00,399 --> 04:08:07,760
i can i can tank like a 30 crash i i i

6223
04:08:05,199 --> 04:08:11,120
just want to move i'm too [ __ ] into

6224
04:08:07,760 --> 04:08:14,880
it i make too much money here have some

6225
04:08:11,120 --> 04:08:19,040
[ __ ] jesus christ hello man

6226
04:08:14,880 --> 04:08:19,040
that's a hard name avudrin a voodon

6227
04:08:20,000 --> 04:08:23,840
it's slowing down the price no the

6228
04:08:21,120 --> 04:08:26,319
prices are going down they are generally

6229
04:08:23,840 --> 04:08:26,319
planted

6230
04:08:28,399 --> 04:08:32,600
that's fine bomb has been defused

6231
04:08:32,800 --> 04:08:37,359
that's [ __ ] good i like that

6232
04:08:35,040 --> 04:08:37,359
thank you

6233
04:08:37,920 --> 04:08:41,680
doing my part love you

6234
04:08:40,000 --> 04:08:43,359
dude oh thanks for the bits thank you

6235
04:08:41,680 --> 04:08:45,760
thank you for the five bucks dude cisco

6236
04:08:43,359 --> 04:08:49,650
i'm not gonna do it

6237
04:08:45,760 --> 04:08:52,720
mean at least go month goes up oh my god

6238
04:08:49,650 --> 04:08:54,520
[Music]

6239
04:08:52,720 --> 04:08:56,399
fine i'll do it myself

6240
04:08:54,520 --> 04:08:57,359
[Applause]

6241
04:08:56,399 --> 04:09:00,159
bro

6242
04:08:57,359 --> 04:09:03,199
well this dude's [ __ ] cosplaying as

6243
04:09:00,159 --> 04:09:05,120
thanos bro what the [ __ ] he [ __ ] hit

6244
04:09:03,199 --> 04:09:07,439
[ __ ] okay we're done right we can call

6245
04:09:05,120 --> 04:09:09,279
it quits i can't i don't either i don't

6246
04:09:07,439 --> 04:09:11,600
know the [ __ ] strength in my lungs to

6247
04:09:09,279 --> 04:09:13,600
yell hard

6248
04:09:11,600 --> 04:09:16,800
this has got to be the [ __ ] most

6249
04:09:13,600 --> 04:09:18,800
we've ever done on a goal in one go

6250
04:09:16,800 --> 04:09:20,399
it's gotta be

6251
04:09:18,800 --> 04:09:24,080
forty percent of the way through a goal

6252
04:09:20,399 --> 04:09:24,080
in one [ __ ] stream jesus

6253
04:09:26,560 --> 04:09:31,120
that's [ __ ] crazy

6254
04:09:28,479 --> 04:09:33,040
not quite it's [ __ ] up there

6255
04:09:31,120 --> 04:09:34,960
will my god

6256
04:09:33,040 --> 04:09:37,040
this guy took the stimulus checks and

6257
04:09:34,960 --> 04:09:38,239
saved them

6258
04:09:37,040 --> 04:09:39,760
i was supposed to be stream but fell

6259
04:09:38,239 --> 04:09:41,279
asleep meanwhile you should be sleeping

6260
04:09:39,760 --> 04:09:42,479
and i'm streaming fair enough i like

6261
04:09:41,279 --> 04:09:45,279
streaming though i don't stream often

6262
04:09:42,479 --> 04:09:48,239
enough so when i do i go [ __ ] hard i

6263
04:09:45,279 --> 04:09:49,680
go i'm good um it's close we've got

6264
04:09:48,239 --> 04:09:52,000
something truly insane though sometimes

6265
04:09:49,680 --> 04:09:54,479
true sometimes it's [ __ ] nuts

6266
04:09:52,000 --> 04:09:56,960
oh wait i found a stat on it okay salary

6267
04:09:54,479 --> 04:10:00,560
range in upper middle class so

6268
04:09:56,960 --> 04:10:03,760
uh poor or near poor is 32 000 or less

6269
04:10:00,560 --> 04:10:07,359
that is every single person i know

6270
04:10:03,760 --> 04:10:08,800
i don't like that being considered poor

6271
04:10:07,359 --> 04:10:09,840
i don't know anyone that makes more than

6272
04:10:08,800 --> 04:10:13,840
that

6273
04:10:09,840 --> 04:10:15,840
lower middle class is 30 to 50.

6274
04:10:13,840 --> 04:10:17,199
[ __ ] i'm lower middle class

6275
04:10:15,840 --> 04:10:19,920
oh yeah do you want to hear my take home

6276
04:10:17,199 --> 04:10:23,040
i can tell you my take-home i i i make

6277
04:10:19,920 --> 04:10:25,520
uh like me as a person i make

6278
04:10:23,040 --> 04:10:27,760
two 42 forty three thousand pounds a

6279
04:10:25,520 --> 04:10:27,760
year

6280
04:10:30,560 --> 04:10:34,800
it's underwhelming right

6281
04:10:32,800 --> 04:10:36,319
it's kind of like anticlimactically i

6282
04:10:34,800 --> 04:10:38,239
should be like i make millions i'm

6283
04:10:36,319 --> 04:10:40,960
bringing millions when you take chat

6284
04:10:38,239 --> 04:10:40,960
home though

6285
04:10:41,199 --> 04:10:45,600
when we what the [ __ ] soon you're all

6286
04:10:44,080 --> 04:10:47,600
invited not really don't come please i

6287
04:10:45,600 --> 04:10:49,840
don't want another amaranth situation

6288
04:10:47,600 --> 04:10:51,199
that's a lie it's actually not so that

6289
04:10:49,840 --> 04:10:53,439
is uh my

6290
04:10:51,199 --> 04:10:56,239
yeah so it's the reason why that

6291
04:10:53,439 --> 04:10:58,720
actually makes it

6292
04:10:56,239 --> 04:11:01,040
no strings attached but if you feel like

6293
04:10:58,720 --> 04:11:03,520
it give me a sexy smile and say thank

6294
04:11:01,040 --> 04:11:07,120
you ten misses in a soft sexy voice

6295
04:11:03,520 --> 04:11:08,319
forty four thousand a year

6296
04:11:07,120 --> 04:11:10,239
[ __ ]

6297
04:11:08,319 --> 04:11:12,080
they didn't have time to even make the

6298
04:11:10,239 --> 04:11:15,120
bet

6299
04:11:12,080 --> 04:11:16,880
jesus christ

6300
04:11:15,120 --> 04:11:19,279
that salary can pay for its full tank of

6301
04:11:16,880 --> 04:11:22,319
petrol that's a good joke uh i like that

6302
04:11:19,279 --> 04:11:22,319
one um

6303
04:11:23,199 --> 04:11:28,800
sorry i [ __ ] do it sorry i blanked i

6304
04:11:25,520 --> 04:11:30,720
i [ __ ] i i think the the right brain

6305
04:11:28,800 --> 04:11:32,560
short circuiting dude

6306
04:11:30,720 --> 04:11:34,880
oh my god hold on let me look good at

6307
04:11:32,560 --> 04:11:34,880
least

6308
04:11:35,040 --> 04:11:39,040
hold on let me like fix my hair a bit

6309
04:11:36,880 --> 04:11:40,319
for it jesus

6310
04:11:39,040 --> 04:11:42,800
i want to hear a pronounce again 10

6311
04:11:40,319 --> 04:11:44,000
muscles is that right for now 10 mosses

6312
04:11:42,800 --> 04:11:44,960
or is it like it's going to be weird

6313
04:11:44,000 --> 04:11:48,960
like it's actually going to be like

6314
04:11:44,960 --> 04:11:51,279
moose's 10 mooses 10 mooses 10 mooses

6315
04:11:48,960 --> 04:11:52,319
like the animals 10 muscles oh [ __ ] now

6316
04:11:51,279 --> 04:11:54,720
i want to know

6317
04:11:52,319 --> 04:11:57,199
oh i'll say it all right

6318
04:11:54,720 --> 04:11:59,279
i have no more money kisses zok sock

6319
04:11:57,199 --> 04:12:00,960
socks so

6320
04:11:59,279 --> 04:12:02,319
do [ __ ] hell

6321
04:12:00,960 --> 04:12:04,800
thank you for the thank you for the

6322
04:12:02,319 --> 04:12:07,279
thousand dollars thank you 10 moses 10

6323
04:12:04,800 --> 04:12:09,439
losses 10 mooses

6324
04:12:07,279 --> 04:12:10,880
d jesus you get your own [ __ ] blower

6325
04:12:09,439 --> 04:12:13,439
kiss my god

6326
04:12:10,880 --> 04:12:16,319
[ __ ] that's [ __ ] nuts

6327
04:12:13,439 --> 04:12:19,520
how and why

6328
04:12:16,319 --> 04:12:19,520
jesus christ

6329
04:12:20,800 --> 04:12:25,680
you could just do girl month every month

6330
04:12:23,040 --> 04:12:28,000
and clear 100k

6331
04:12:25,680 --> 04:12:28,000
yeah

6332
04:12:28,479 --> 04:12:33,840
well okay listen here's the reason why

6333
04:12:30,880 --> 04:12:35,600
that works so i i no matter how much

6334
04:12:33,840 --> 04:12:38,080
money i make i will always make forty

6335
04:12:35,600 --> 04:12:41,199
three thousand make a deal either way

6336
04:12:38,080 --> 04:12:43,120
six k you do another stream tomorrow is

6337
04:12:41,199 --> 04:12:44,319
that a deal

6338
04:12:43,120 --> 04:12:46,880
i'm not gonna record a video all the

6339
04:12:44,319 --> 04:12:50,159
editors will be mad at me

6340
04:12:46,880 --> 04:12:52,080
but thanks for the dude i [ __ ] is it

6341
04:12:50,159 --> 04:12:53,760
mooses or mushrooms what is it today is

6342
04:12:52,080 --> 04:12:55,279
the day we know it's like today's the

6343
04:12:53,760 --> 04:12:59,840
day we no longer

6344
04:12:55,279 --> 04:12:59,840
on day one simpsons together

6345
04:13:07,359 --> 04:13:09,840
that's why i'm not middle class because

6346
04:13:08,479 --> 04:13:11,600
i don't have an education

6347
04:13:09,840 --> 04:13:14,800
rhymes with fuses

6348
04:13:11,600 --> 04:13:16,880
muses oh 10 muses

6349
04:13:14,800 --> 04:13:19,760
oh that's interesting 10 muses

6350
04:13:16,880 --> 04:13:19,760
thanks 10 muses

6351
04:13:20,159 --> 04:13:24,960
what's this sexy smile [ __ ] what is that

6352
04:13:25,600 --> 04:13:29,439
that's such a fake smile by the way i

6353
04:13:27,520 --> 04:13:31,520
never smile with my like i always

6354
04:13:29,439 --> 04:13:33,840
that's my real smile but like the it

6355
04:13:31,520 --> 04:13:35,279
feels so fake to to smile with my mouth

6356
04:13:33,840 --> 04:13:39,359
open

6357
04:13:35,279 --> 04:13:41,520
even though it looks good it just like

6358
04:13:39,359 --> 04:13:43,120
it's not real it's like i'm doing a face

6359
04:13:41,520 --> 04:13:44,880
it's so strange

6360
04:13:43,120 --> 04:13:46,319
i don't i never i never smell my teeth

6361
04:13:44,880 --> 04:13:48,560
because my teeth are oh i always thought

6362
04:13:46,319 --> 04:13:50,720
my teeth were weird anyway so i didn't i

6363
04:13:48,560 --> 04:13:52,960
never smile in photos like that

6364
04:13:50,720 --> 04:13:54,399
real enough yeah real enough for a

6365
04:13:52,960 --> 04:13:57,040
thousand dollars cool

6366
04:13:54,399 --> 04:13:58,720
that's just enough for that nice yes

6367
04:13:57,040 --> 04:14:00,800
jesus christ

6368
04:13:58,720 --> 04:14:02,399
go on go up if you end stream

6369
04:14:00,800 --> 04:14:05,120
what do you mean

6370
04:14:02,399 --> 04:14:06,479
i'm confusion anyway the uh

6371
04:14:05,120 --> 04:14:08,399
two they're actually pretty good i i

6372
04:14:06,479 --> 04:14:10,479
know they're not bad uh i just was like

6373
04:14:08,399 --> 04:14:14,159
weird about it and so like i was worried

6374
04:14:10,479 --> 04:14:14,159
about it while i was your teeth look gay

6375
04:14:16,880 --> 04:14:21,279
this is what i mean brings me right back

6376
04:14:18,800 --> 04:14:23,840
to childhood the bullying about my tea i

6377
04:14:21,279 --> 04:14:25,840
know no one said [ __ ] about me

6378
04:14:23,840 --> 04:14:27,760
oh my god now i am now i'm getting

6379
04:14:25,840 --> 04:14:29,520
bullied about my three bro i need

6380
04:14:27,760 --> 04:14:31,760
another one you and your [ __ ] gay

6381
04:14:29,520 --> 04:14:34,319
teeth

6382
04:14:31,760 --> 04:14:37,040
thanks for the 20 oh my [ __ ] mustang

6383
04:14:34,319 --> 04:14:38,880
thanks for this [ __ ] 25 dude uk yeah

6384
04:14:37,040 --> 04:14:40,399
i am quintessential british my teeth are

6385
04:14:38,880 --> 04:14:42,479
[ __ ] and i've got the palest skin on

6386
04:14:40,399 --> 04:14:43,520
earth and i live in a crime-ridden knife

6387
04:14:42,479 --> 04:14:44,960
area

6388
04:14:43,520 --> 04:14:47,040
british as it can be and i dress like

6389
04:14:44,960 --> 04:14:48,479
this wow every brit

6390
04:14:47,040 --> 04:14:49,439
um

6391
04:14:48,479 --> 04:14:50,800
but dude

6392
04:14:49,439 --> 04:14:53,199
we're the opposites my teeth are the

6393
04:14:50,800 --> 04:14:54,800
only straight thing about me

6394
04:14:53,199 --> 04:14:56,319
that's [ __ ] good

6395
04:14:54,800 --> 04:14:58,720
yeah i guess we are opposites my teeth

6396
04:14:56,319 --> 04:14:58,720
are um

6397
04:14:58,800 --> 04:15:01,840
bent

6398
04:15:00,479 --> 04:15:04,960
no no

6399
04:15:01,840 --> 04:15:06,720
the uh anyway the

6400
04:15:04,960 --> 04:15:09,600
what was i [ __ ] saying oh yeah so i'm

6401
04:15:06,720 --> 04:15:12,000
always gonna make 43 000 a year because

6402
04:15:09,600 --> 04:15:13,840
of tax reasons so the company making

6403
04:15:12,000 --> 04:15:15,439
like i personally make that much money

6404
04:15:13,840 --> 04:15:17,040
and that's my spending money that's what

6405
04:15:15,439 --> 04:15:19,520
i can pay the mortgage off with and

6406
04:15:17,040 --> 04:15:21,760
that's what i buy [ __ ] lacroix on

6407
04:15:19,520 --> 04:15:23,920
amazon with that's way too overpriced

6408
04:15:21,760 --> 04:15:26,319
that's what i spend on that the rest of

6409
04:15:23,920 --> 04:15:28,640
it is all like

6410
04:15:26,319 --> 04:15:30,720
business [ __ ] and that stays in a

6411
04:15:28,640 --> 04:15:33,199
business bank account and it's not my

6412
04:15:30,720 --> 04:15:35,439
money because as soon as it is my money

6413
04:15:33,199 --> 04:15:36,640
it's taxed 80

6414
04:15:35,439 --> 04:15:38,239
i'm not even lying do you want me to

6415
04:15:36,640 --> 04:15:41,359
pull up the expense report i love that

6416
04:15:38,239 --> 04:15:43,600
[ __ ] 20 vat 20 corporation tax bam

6417
04:15:41,359 --> 04:15:47,359
straight off the bat then as soon as it

6418
04:15:43,600 --> 04:15:50,399
goes to me i pay another 45 income oh no

6419
04:15:47,359 --> 04:15:53,199
uh 35 income tax and then [ __ ] nine

6420
04:15:50,399 --> 04:15:55,040
percent uh nine percent [ __ ] national

6421
04:15:53,199 --> 04:15:58,080
insurance and then i have to pay half of

6422
04:15:55,040 --> 04:16:00,640
all of that again for the next year

6423
04:15:58,080 --> 04:16:01,840
for the next year all in one go so it

6424
04:16:00,640 --> 04:16:04,640
ends up being like

6425
04:16:01,840 --> 04:16:07,359
if i buy a sandwich i could have bought

6426
04:16:04,640 --> 04:16:09,680
[ __ ] what uh five sandwiches for the

6427
04:16:07,359 --> 04:16:10,960
same for like the money i spent on tax

6428
04:16:09,680 --> 04:16:12,880
up to that point

6429
04:16:10,960 --> 04:16:13,680
which is nuts when i was so that's the

6430
04:16:12,880 --> 04:16:16,000
thing

6431
04:16:13,680 --> 04:16:18,560
like i was buying this house when i was

6432
04:16:16,000 --> 04:16:20,159
when i was trying to buy this next house

6433
04:16:18,560 --> 04:16:22,800
it was a distinct thought in my head as

6434
04:16:20,159 --> 04:16:23,760
like i could buy this house cash right

6435
04:16:22,800 --> 04:16:26,239
now

6436
04:16:23,760 --> 04:16:28,159
like if i wasn't being taxed this hard

6437
04:16:26,239 --> 04:16:30,000
if i hadn't been taxed as hard if i was

6438
04:16:28,159 --> 04:16:32,800
taxed at like the same price that you

6439
04:16:30,000 --> 04:16:35,120
get in like america like let's say texas

6440
04:16:32,800 --> 04:16:36,560
[ __ ] california let's say texas i could

6441
04:16:35,120 --> 04:16:38,760
have bought the house that i'm buying

6442
04:16:36,560 --> 04:16:40,479
for a 20 deposit in cash

6443
04:16:38,760 --> 04:16:44,159
[Music]

6444
04:16:40,479 --> 04:16:46,080
it's sad pride month has ended chat

6445
04:16:44,159 --> 04:16:48,640
please donate unless you want finn to

6446
04:16:46,080 --> 04:16:51,359
get hate crimed help us send him to the

6447
04:16:48,640 --> 04:16:53,700
dentist to make his teeth straight again

6448
04:16:51,359 --> 04:16:55,040
oh my god

6449
04:16:53,700 --> 04:16:57,760
[Music]

6450
04:16:55,040 --> 04:16:59,760
oh my god it just [ __ ] reminds me

6451
04:16:57,760 --> 04:17:03,840
of that one comment that i got that said

6452
04:16:59,760 --> 04:17:03,840
i miss i miss straight finn

6453
04:17:04,159 --> 04:17:08,640
oh it's [ __ ] comedic gold and i don't

6454
04:17:07,199 --> 04:17:10,960
think he even knew

6455
04:17:08,640 --> 04:17:12,319
it made me i i i think about that once a

6456
04:17:10,960 --> 04:17:14,560
night

6457
04:17:12,319 --> 04:17:15,920
really two years of watching this

6458
04:17:14,560 --> 04:17:18,399
beauty

6459
04:17:15,920 --> 04:17:20,080
oh oh

6460
04:17:18,399 --> 04:17:22,479
[ __ ]

6461
04:17:20,080 --> 04:17:22,479
thank you

6462
04:17:22,560 --> 04:17:26,159
oh my god

6463
04:17:24,800 --> 04:17:28,399
that's what i mean if i ever want to buy

6464
04:17:26,159 --> 04:17:31,840
my house cash

6465
04:17:28,399 --> 04:17:33,680
o f o f baby dude

6466
04:17:31,840 --> 04:17:34,720
i could do it so well too could do so

6467
04:17:33,680 --> 04:17:36,159
good

6468
04:17:34,720 --> 04:17:37,520
i'm a real try hard when it comes to

6469
04:17:36,159 --> 04:17:40,560
anything that i do

6470
04:17:37,520 --> 04:17:42,319
uh so dude my f would have my of dude

6471
04:17:40,560 --> 04:17:43,840
i'd have [ __ ] like i'd be on stage

6472
04:17:42,319 --> 04:17:45,199
dude i'd be i'd be on [ __ ] dude

6473
04:17:43,840 --> 04:17:47,520
there'd be animation

6474
04:17:45,199 --> 04:17:49,840
three 3d animations man it's gonna be

6475
04:17:47,520 --> 04:17:51,359
it'd be sick i've i'd put like [ __ ]

6476
04:17:49,840 --> 04:17:53,359
gameplay footage in there or something

6477
04:17:51,359 --> 04:17:54,239
like you know i i'd be doing like crazy

6478
04:17:53,359 --> 04:17:58,479
[ __ ]

6479
04:17:54,239 --> 04:18:00,479
i would my my only fans would be like um

6480
04:17:58,479 --> 04:18:02,479
i don't know it'd be it'd be some crazy

6481
04:18:00,479 --> 04:18:04,720
[ __ ] i'd have like you know the you know

6482
04:18:02,479 --> 04:18:07,199
the camera that they had for matrix that

6483
04:18:04,720 --> 04:18:09,199
was a full 360 thing it was like 50

6484
04:18:07,199 --> 04:18:10,720
different cameras and they just cycle

6485
04:18:09,199 --> 04:18:13,120
between them for that one like bullet

6486
04:18:10,720 --> 04:18:15,199
dodge shot that would be how my uh only

6487
04:18:13,120 --> 04:18:16,800
fans would be constantly you get every

6488
04:18:15,199 --> 04:18:20,080
[ __ ] angle like that that'd be what i

6489
04:18:16,800 --> 04:18:23,600
do i get everything soda write that down

6490
04:18:20,080 --> 04:18:23,600
soda soda does porn

6491
04:18:25,279 --> 04:18:28,239
so write it down that's a good idea

6492
04:18:27,120 --> 04:18:29,359
right now

6493
04:18:28,239 --> 04:18:30,560
i did it

6494
04:18:29,359 --> 04:18:33,040
um

6495
04:18:30,560 --> 04:18:35,920
by like buy it 500 gopros thank you shut

6496
04:18:33,040 --> 04:18:37,840
could write it down it's great idea um

6497
04:18:35,920 --> 04:18:40,399
that's what it would be why'd i like

6498
04:18:37,840 --> 04:18:42,880
[ __ ] uh it'd be great so the next

6499
04:18:40,399 --> 04:18:46,640
time you're hungry throw an office party

6500
04:18:42,880 --> 04:18:49,600
and charge it as a business expense

6501
04:18:46,640 --> 04:18:52,000
i wouldn't do that

6502
04:18:49,600 --> 04:18:53,760
[ __ ] you see that hmrc rat that tried

6503
04:18:52,000 --> 04:18:55,680
to [ __ ] come in my chat i think five

6504
04:18:53,760 --> 04:18:57,359
dollars yeah [ __ ] i'll take my bit of

6505
04:18:55,680 --> 04:18:59,520
tax money back that i paid you [ __ ]

6506
04:18:57,359 --> 04:19:02,800
hmrc agent

6507
04:18:59,520 --> 04:19:04,479
what uh that guys are fed oh god you

6508
04:19:02,800 --> 04:19:06,239
guys are fed trying to get me trying to

6509
04:19:04,479 --> 04:19:08,239
make me admit to things

6510
04:19:06,239 --> 04:19:09,760
that i'd never do i would never pass

6511
04:19:08,239 --> 04:19:11,359
something off as a business expense that

6512
04:19:09,760 --> 04:19:12,399
it wasn't

6513
04:19:11,359 --> 04:19:14,399
ever

6514
04:19:12,399 --> 04:19:16,560
although it is interesting i like this

6515
04:19:14,399 --> 04:19:18,960
shirt business expense

6516
04:19:16,560 --> 04:19:20,880
because it is this is business like i'm

6517
04:19:18,960 --> 04:19:22,960
[ __ ] it's [ __ ] it's like it's a

6518
04:19:20,880 --> 04:19:24,479
costume dude that i wear for streams

6519
04:19:22,960 --> 04:19:26,080
it's a business expense that's

6520
04:19:24,479 --> 04:19:28,000
interesting that's fun

6521
04:19:26,080 --> 04:19:28,800
there's some stuff like being a youtuber

6522
04:19:28,000 --> 04:19:29,680
like

6523
04:19:28,800 --> 04:19:32,000
every

6524
04:19:29,680 --> 04:19:33,840
i've thought of an interesting service

6525
04:19:32,000 --> 04:19:36,239
okay tell me this isn't a billion dollar

6526
04:19:33,840 --> 04:19:37,920
idea tell me this is not a bit a billion

6527
04:19:36,239 --> 04:19:39,279
dollar idea i'm not even kidding someone

6528
04:19:37,920 --> 04:19:41,520
should think someone should write this

6529
04:19:39,279 --> 04:19:44,319
down you can take it free of charge but

6530
04:19:41,520 --> 04:19:46,319
actually no you gotta pay me

6531
04:19:44,319 --> 04:19:47,600
okay take this idea because i want it to

6532
04:19:46,319 --> 04:19:49,840
exist

6533
04:19:47,600 --> 04:19:51,600
here's the idea

6534
04:19:49,840 --> 04:19:53,680
it's a website

6535
04:19:51,600 --> 04:19:56,479
that you have a bunch of different

6536
04:19:53,680 --> 04:19:58,560
company owners can apply for it

6537
04:19:56,479 --> 04:20:01,120
and what they would do

6538
04:19:58,560 --> 04:20:03,120
is they would all get together

6539
04:20:01,120 --> 04:20:06,000
and they would all help each other dodge

6540
04:20:03,120 --> 04:20:08,479
tax but completely legitimately so for

6541
04:20:06,000 --> 04:20:10,880
example

6542
04:20:08,479 --> 04:20:12,880
i want like okay let's say you want like

6543
04:20:10,880 --> 04:20:14,800
a camera but you don't own a camera

6544
04:20:12,880 --> 04:20:16,239
you're not like a youtuber i've got like

6545
04:20:14,800 --> 04:20:18,720
i can buy a camera and it's a business

6546
04:20:16,239 --> 04:20:20,479
expense but you can't i can like i would

6547
04:20:18,720 --> 04:20:24,479
be able to buy the camera as a business

6548
04:20:20,479 --> 04:20:26,319
expense dodge the tax and let you use it

6549
04:20:24,479 --> 04:20:28,000
[ __ ] perfect or like pay back like

6550
04:20:26,319 --> 04:20:31,279
cash or something

6551
04:20:28,000 --> 04:20:33,600
and it's all completely legitimate

6552
04:20:31,279 --> 04:20:35,439
like it'd be like a trade of items like

6553
04:20:33,600 --> 04:20:36,960
you buy something for a business expense

6554
04:20:35,439 --> 04:20:38,960
for you

6555
04:20:36,960 --> 04:20:40,720
i buy something as like it's a trading

6556
04:20:38,960 --> 04:20:43,359
thing like bartering which is wall

6557
04:20:40,720 --> 04:20:46,159
street no no like okay i buy a camera

6558
04:20:43,359 --> 04:20:47,760
but i happen to want a guitar

6559
04:20:46,159 --> 04:20:49,760
i don't i can't write that off as a

6560
04:20:47,760 --> 04:20:51,760
business expense so i buy a camera that

6561
04:20:49,760 --> 04:20:53,279
the other guy that wants a guitar once

6562
04:20:51,760 --> 04:20:55,840
that's the same price and then they just

6563
04:20:53,279 --> 04:20:55,840
[ __ ] trade

6564
04:20:56,159 --> 04:21:01,199
completely legitimate

6565
04:20:58,960 --> 04:21:03,760
wait if your clothes are eighty percent

6566
04:21:01,199 --> 04:21:06,479
cheaper during in girl month why are we

6567
04:21:03,760 --> 04:21:09,840
paying you to do this again actually no

6568
04:21:06,479 --> 04:21:09,840
i still get taxed uh 40

6569
04:21:10,159 --> 04:21:14,640
oh yeah sorry no no i still get no it's

6570
04:21:12,399 --> 04:21:16,560
not 80 cheaper it's like

6571
04:21:14,640 --> 04:21:19,120
half cheaper like

6572
04:21:16,560 --> 04:21:21,279
this is i still paid 40 tax on a

6573
04:21:19,120 --> 04:21:22,479
legitimate business expense just fyi

6574
04:21:21,279 --> 04:21:24,880
just saying

6575
04:21:22,479 --> 04:21:26,239
because v80 boom 20 gone immediately

6576
04:21:24,880 --> 04:21:28,159
can't do [ __ ] about it and then this is

6577
04:21:26,239 --> 04:21:30,319
an expense but like it's still i still

6578
04:21:28,159 --> 04:21:31,920
get hit with corporation tax for it but

6579
04:21:30,319 --> 04:21:34,159
yeah so 40

6580
04:21:31,920 --> 04:21:35,520
gone doesn't matter anything that i buy

6581
04:21:34,159 --> 04:21:37,040
but it's not

6582
04:21:35,520 --> 04:21:39,199
eighty percent

6583
04:21:37,040 --> 04:21:41,439
so yeah there's that but a cool soul i

6584
04:21:39,199 --> 04:21:43,840
better [ __ ] get by a plane ticket

6585
04:21:41,439 --> 04:21:46,720
um it's annoying because i don't know if

6586
04:21:43,840 --> 04:21:49,359
it's like a dick move to like leave the

6587
04:21:46,720 --> 04:21:50,800
country and start a business in a tax

6588
04:21:49,359 --> 04:21:53,199
haven

6589
04:21:50,800 --> 04:21:55,279
it feels like a dick move

6590
04:21:53,199 --> 04:21:58,239
but then the government spends my money

6591
04:21:55,279 --> 04:22:01,279
to [ __ ] take away like trans rights

6592
04:21:58,239 --> 04:22:03,359
so do i wanna [ __ ] pay him like what

6593
04:22:01,279 --> 04:22:06,080
now hundreds of thousands of dollars do

6594
04:22:03,359 --> 04:22:07,520
i wanna i don't know i feel like [ __ ]

6595
04:22:06,080 --> 04:22:08,960
dude

6596
04:22:07,520 --> 04:22:11,600
monaco is probably doing better [ __ ]

6597
04:22:08,960 --> 04:22:11,600
with it i don't know

6598
04:22:14,319 --> 04:22:18,159
i don't i just wanna find sweden i'll

6599
04:22:16,000 --> 04:22:19,920
pay sweden you're trans rights no they

6600
04:22:18,159 --> 04:22:21,680
just [ __ ] no [ __ ] you're stunning

6601
04:22:19,920 --> 04:22:23,279
conspiracy they're like just [ __ ]

6602
04:22:21,680 --> 04:22:24,239
take away rights

6603
04:22:23,279 --> 04:22:25,680
or

6604
04:22:24,239 --> 04:22:28,000
dude have you heard this right there's

6605
04:22:25,680 --> 04:22:29,600
talks to take away abortion in the uk

6606
04:22:28,000 --> 04:22:31,840
because we don't have like rights oh

6607
04:22:29,600 --> 04:22:34,159
yeah that's another thing the um what's

6608
04:22:31,840 --> 04:22:36,239
it called there's uh like we don't have

6609
04:22:34,159 --> 04:22:38,000
rights in the uk

6610
04:22:36,239 --> 04:22:39,520
not what do we do but like the same way

6611
04:22:38,000 --> 04:22:40,479
we have human rights but like we don't

6612
04:22:39,520 --> 04:22:42,640
have like

6613
04:22:40,479 --> 04:22:44,319
american declaration of independent

6614
04:22:42,640 --> 04:22:46,479
rights you know what i mean like we

6615
04:22:44,319 --> 04:22:48,880
don't have constitutional rights

6616
04:22:46,479 --> 04:22:50,239
like uk people from england like you

6617
04:22:48,880 --> 04:22:52,479
don't have the right to freedom of

6618
04:22:50,239 --> 04:22:53,840
speech we just mutually agree that it's

6619
04:22:52,479 --> 04:22:56,560
a rough good idea but you can be

6620
04:22:53,840 --> 04:22:58,159
arrested for anything you say in the uk

6621
04:22:56,560 --> 04:23:01,840
in the world

6622
04:22:58,159 --> 04:23:01,840
on dodging british taxes

6623
04:23:02,399 --> 04:23:06,960
smart

6624
04:23:04,239 --> 04:23:08,800
let's make our own fanboy island

6625
04:23:06,960 --> 04:23:10,399
we don't have a constitution yeah [ __ ]

6626
04:23:08,800 --> 04:23:12,399
it thanks for [ __ ] hundred dollars by

6627
04:23:10,399 --> 04:23:13,760
the way you can stop now we're good we

6628
04:23:12,399 --> 04:23:15,439
got [ __ ] 50 percent of the weight of

6629
04:23:13,760 --> 04:23:17,520
the goal we're good you don't need to

6630
04:23:15,439 --> 04:23:19,520
give me some crazy amount of money

6631
04:23:17,520 --> 04:23:21,680
um but thank you for the [ __ ] hundred

6632
04:23:19,520 --> 04:23:25,040
dollars jesus

6633
04:23:21,680 --> 04:23:26,880
um but yeah like uh

6634
04:23:25,040 --> 04:23:28,880
what was i saying yeah like

6635
04:23:26,880 --> 04:23:30,640
okay half of the [ __ ] i've said i could

6636
04:23:28,880 --> 04:23:32,800
get arrested for because we don't have

6637
04:23:30,640 --> 04:23:34,960
[ __ ] like they ruled in scotland

6638
04:23:32,800 --> 04:23:37,600
anyway the context does not matter in

6639
04:23:34,960 --> 04:23:38,880
regards to speech so like i can make a

6640
04:23:37,600 --> 04:23:40,399
joke and say like

6641
04:23:38,880 --> 04:23:42,720
hey man

6642
04:23:40,399 --> 04:23:44,640
i want to kill that guy you know and

6643
04:23:42,720 --> 04:23:46,399
just what i've said right then literally

6644
04:23:44,640 --> 04:23:48,080
illegal in the uk like someone could

6645
04:23:46,399 --> 04:23:49,920
literally the government could literally

6646
04:23:48,080 --> 04:23:52,720
put me in jail for that for what i just

6647
04:23:49,920 --> 04:23:55,120
said or find me and they did once they

6648
04:23:52,720 --> 04:23:57,040
tried they find uh the [ __ ] uh nazi

6649
04:23:55,120 --> 04:23:58,720
pug guy he made a joke about like he

6650
04:23:57,040 --> 04:24:01,040
made a nazi joke and he got [ __ ]

6651
04:23:58,720 --> 04:24:03,359
fined he got he got uh he got

6652
04:24:01,040 --> 04:24:04,800
it was he went to court and they were

6653
04:24:03,359 --> 04:24:06,239
gonna put him in jail and they let him

6654
04:24:04,800 --> 04:24:08,080
off with a fine and he didn't pay it

6655
04:24:06,239 --> 04:24:09,680
because it's [ __ ]

6656
04:24:08,080 --> 04:24:11,600
dankula man

6657
04:24:09,680 --> 04:24:13,600
listen don't agree with him most of the

6658
04:24:11,600 --> 04:24:15,359
time he does have some pretty [ __ ]

6659
04:24:13,600 --> 04:24:17,840
edgy opinions but still

6660
04:24:15,359 --> 04:24:19,279
that [ __ ] was rough that was terrifying

6661
04:24:17,840 --> 04:24:22,159
and it's happened a few times too but

6662
04:24:19,279 --> 04:24:24,880
less notably in uh scotland and uh in

6663
04:24:22,159 --> 04:24:26,880
the uk in in england like people just

6664
04:24:24,880 --> 04:24:29,199
literally get sent they get they got a

6665
04:24:26,880 --> 04:24:31,040
court based on something they said

6666
04:24:29,199 --> 04:24:33,600
nuts because context doesn't matter

6667
04:24:31,040 --> 04:24:36,479
crazy you could move to canada free

6668
04:24:33,600 --> 04:24:37,359
health car that's pretty cool

6669
04:24:36,479 --> 04:24:40,399
i

6670
04:24:37,359 --> 04:24:41,600
england has free health care but i pay

6671
04:24:40,399 --> 04:24:43,439
nine percent

6672
04:24:41,600 --> 04:24:46,720
of my income to it

6673
04:24:43,439 --> 04:24:48,640
so wait that what is that

6674
04:24:46,720 --> 04:24:52,000
if i make 40 [ __ ]

6675
04:24:48,640 --> 04:24:54,159
i i pay roughly 4 000 pounds a year for

6676
04:24:52,000 --> 04:24:55,920
for my free healthcare

6677
04:24:54,159 --> 04:24:57,760
that's fine cheaper than the states i

6678
04:24:55,920 --> 04:25:00,159
think is that cheaper i will not be

6679
04:24:57,760 --> 04:25:02,800
participating in the donor goal

6680
04:25:00,159 --> 04:25:02,800
sts

6681
04:25:02,880 --> 04:25:06,479
thank you

6682
04:25:04,000 --> 04:25:08,080
don't participate thank you thanks

6683
04:25:06,479 --> 04:25:10,080
healthcare

6684
04:25:08,080 --> 04:25:10,800
free tech oh i do free ambulance right

6685
04:25:10,080 --> 04:25:13,199
though

6686
04:25:10,800 --> 04:25:14,800
but yeah like what is that i seven

6687
04:25:13,199 --> 04:25:19,040
thousand two hundred a year what hold on

6688
04:25:14,800 --> 04:25:19,040
what's the what's 4 000

6689
04:25:19,359 --> 04:25:22,640
pounds

6690
04:25:21,279 --> 04:25:24,800
in dollars

6691
04:25:22,640 --> 04:25:26,560
that is

6692
04:25:24,800 --> 04:25:29,680
5 000 roughly

6693
04:25:26,560 --> 04:25:32,000
so i pay 5 000 a year for free health

6694
04:25:29,680 --> 04:25:34,640
care in the in the uh in the uk and that

6695
04:25:32,000 --> 04:25:36,800
is apparently like average so everyone's

6696
04:25:34,640 --> 04:25:39,199
roughly paying that because i pay nine

6697
04:25:36,800 --> 04:25:41,520
percent because i'm like me as a person

6698
04:25:39,199 --> 04:25:43,279
as a self-employed person

6699
04:25:41,520 --> 04:25:46,840
so like i don't have i'm not employed

6700
04:25:43,279 --> 04:25:49,600
any i'm self-employed so

6701
04:25:46,840 --> 04:25:50,640
yeah 4k yeah yeah it's better than the

6702
04:25:49,600 --> 04:25:53,120
states

6703
04:25:50,640 --> 04:25:55,439
i think but like you know it's weird to

6704
04:25:53,120 --> 04:25:57,359
think like it's never free it's never

6705
04:25:55,439 --> 04:25:59,760
free healthcare it's always like if you

6706
04:25:57,359 --> 04:26:01,680
actually look at your tax bill like yeah

6707
04:25:59,760 --> 04:26:03,279
you're paying for the free health care

6708
04:26:01,680 --> 04:26:05,199
it's not free

6709
04:26:03,279 --> 04:26:07,600
basically the rule i don't mind paying

6710
04:26:05,199 --> 04:26:09,520
that at all it's the only tax that i do

6711
04:26:07,600 --> 04:26:11,600
not give a [ __ ] about paying if all of

6712
04:26:09,520 --> 04:26:13,760
my tax went to the nhs to help people i

6713
04:26:11,600 --> 04:26:15,279
wouldn't give a [ __ ] i would like that

6714
04:26:13,760 --> 04:26:17,199
the uh like

6715
04:26:15,279 --> 04:26:19,840
the thing is i pay more for it i don't

6716
04:26:17,199 --> 04:26:21,279
care the the reason why it works is that

6717
04:26:19,840 --> 04:26:23,520
it looks after people that are less

6718
04:26:21,279 --> 04:26:26,479
fortunate in society where us healthcare

6719
04:26:23,520 --> 04:26:28,560
doesn't so like i might i may get

6720
04:26:26,479 --> 04:26:30,560
cheaper healthcare in the states

6721
04:26:28,560 --> 04:26:32,960
and i may save money but it's not how

6722
04:26:30,560 --> 04:26:34,399
the system works like i know that i'm

6723
04:26:32,960 --> 04:26:35,600
paying this now

6724
04:26:34,399 --> 04:26:37,279
so that

6725
04:26:35,600 --> 04:26:39,520
i you know i'm fine with paying this now

6726
04:26:37,279 --> 04:26:41,760
because i know that when i'm [ __ ] 60

6727
04:26:39,520 --> 04:26:42,960
and i break my leg i'll [ __ ] need it

6728
04:26:41,760 --> 04:26:44,960
and i'm gonna hope there's gonna be

6729
04:26:42,960 --> 04:26:46,800
people that are like me and you know

6730
04:26:44,960 --> 04:26:49,359
people that earn more than me paying

6731
04:26:46,800 --> 04:26:50,479
their [ __ ] taxes so they can help me

6732
04:26:49,359 --> 04:26:52,800
you know in the future if you want to

6733
04:26:50,479 --> 04:26:54,560
think about it selfishly but you know

6734
04:26:52,800 --> 04:26:56,880
that's why it's in place i don't think

6735
04:26:54,560 --> 04:26:58,319
anyone's like you know it's weird when

6736
04:26:56,880 --> 04:27:00,239
you meet someone that's against like

6737
04:26:58,319 --> 04:27:02,800
paying for the nhs like [ __ ] it oh i've

6738
04:27:00,239 --> 04:27:04,319
never used it [ __ ] that dude

6739
04:27:02,800 --> 04:27:05,680
oh i've never used it so why do i have

6740
04:27:04,319 --> 04:27:08,080
to pay for it because

6741
04:27:05,680 --> 04:27:10,640
i am american ex-military i have free

6742
04:27:08,080 --> 04:27:12,640
government health care in the u.s it's

6743
04:27:10,640 --> 04:27:13,440
insane who it's actively fought against

6744
04:27:12,640 --> 04:27:16,549
here

6745
04:27:13,440 --> 04:27:16,549
[Music]

6746
04:27:17,199 --> 04:27:20,800
oh

6747
04:27:18,319 --> 04:27:20,800
[ __ ] yeah

6748
04:27:20,880 --> 04:27:23,920
and you only had to join the military

6749
04:27:22,640 --> 04:27:25,600
for it

6750
04:27:23,920 --> 04:27:26,960
then again it is actually free which is

6751
04:27:25,600 --> 04:27:28,560
pretty sick

6752
04:27:26,960 --> 04:27:29,680
the the thing a misconception i had

6753
04:27:28,560 --> 04:27:32,159
about the states is that everything is

6754
04:27:29,680 --> 04:27:33,920
cheaper and it is but then you've got

6755
04:27:32,159 --> 04:27:36,319
like weird [ __ ] that like your cost of

6756
04:27:33,920 --> 04:27:38,080
living is way higher so it's cheaper but

6757
04:27:36,319 --> 04:27:40,640
like

6758
04:27:38,080 --> 04:27:42,399
is it like the fact okay your your like

6759
04:27:40,640 --> 04:27:44,560
your gas prices have gone up by a

6760
04:27:42,399 --> 04:27:46,159
[ __ ] ton and you're all pissed at it

6761
04:27:44,560 --> 04:27:47,439
ours is double yours right now and it

6762
04:27:46,159 --> 04:27:49,600
always has been

6763
04:27:47,439 --> 04:27:49,600
like

6764
04:27:49,680 --> 04:27:54,479
there's [ __ ] like that so it's cheaper

6765
04:27:52,000 --> 04:27:55,600
and you're bitching about it but

6766
04:27:54,479 --> 04:27:57,279
you you're not allowed to [ __ ] about

6767
04:27:55,600 --> 04:27:59,760
gas prices it's literally twice the

6768
04:27:57,279 --> 04:28:01,680
price everywhere in europe

6769
04:27:59,760 --> 04:28:03,840
so and we're fine with it

6770
04:28:01,680 --> 04:28:05,439
um cheaper at all costs but like you

6771
04:28:03,840 --> 04:28:07,920
also get like it's

6772
04:28:05,439 --> 04:28:09,920
it's also really odd like there's other

6773
04:28:07,920 --> 04:28:11,359
[ __ ] like healthcare costs a [ __ ] ton

6774
04:28:09,920 --> 04:28:13,040
if you've got a family

6775
04:28:11,359 --> 04:28:14,239
oh my god what the [ __ ] big dick

6776
04:28:13,040 --> 04:28:16,880
moves where you don't even put a

6777
04:28:14,239 --> 04:28:20,000
donation message in you just don't thank

6778
04:28:16,880 --> 04:28:23,199
you dude for 25 zaba zabado

6779
04:28:20,000 --> 04:28:24,960
that's a good name for 25

6780
04:28:23,199 --> 04:28:26,880
for americans on average drive a [ __ ]

6781
04:28:24,960 --> 04:28:28,479
ton more

6782
04:28:26,880 --> 04:28:29,439
shouldn't it cost more money i don't

6783
04:28:28,479 --> 04:28:32,239
know

6784
04:28:29,439 --> 04:28:32,239
but yeah i guess so

6785
04:28:33,199 --> 04:28:36,479
it's also why electric cars really took

6786
04:28:34,880 --> 04:28:38,000
off in the states

6787
04:28:36,479 --> 04:28:39,520
i guess and they didn't even offer much

6788
04:28:38,000 --> 04:28:41,359
tax incentive for it other countries

6789
04:28:39,520 --> 04:28:43,680
european countries offer a massive tax

6790
04:28:41,359 --> 04:28:44,880
incentive to get uh electric cars

6791
04:28:43,680 --> 04:28:46,080
because like

6792
04:28:44,880 --> 04:28:47,279
it's better

6793
04:28:46,080 --> 04:28:48,960
but

6794
04:28:47,279 --> 04:28:51,600
took off in california fair enough okay

6795
04:28:48,960 --> 04:28:53,520
fair fair you gotta admit listen for me

6796
04:28:51,600 --> 04:28:55,840
dude like do you think that i'm

6797
04:28:53,520 --> 04:28:57,760
factoring in north dakota or some [ __ ]

6798
04:28:55,840 --> 04:29:00,239
that doesn't exist the things that exist

6799
04:28:57,760 --> 04:29:02,000
in new york california texas florida

6800
04:29:00,239 --> 04:29:04,560
maybe that's all that exists in the

6801
04:29:02,000 --> 04:29:06,319
states that is it

6802
04:29:04,560 --> 04:29:08,640
arizona maybe

6803
04:29:06,319 --> 04:29:10,960
it's so is somewhat interesting

6804
04:29:08,640 --> 04:29:13,040
i can't think of another one right now

6805
04:29:10,960 --> 04:29:15,920
new mexico that's where breaking bad was

6806
04:29:13,040 --> 04:29:18,239
like that's it everything else is a blur

6807
04:29:15,920 --> 04:29:21,199
boston that's that's [ __ ] the same

6808
04:29:18,239 --> 04:29:21,199
place as new york

6809
04:29:24,720 --> 04:29:29,040
vegas i i you know i'll count vegas in

6810
04:29:26,800 --> 04:29:30,319
with that i know what that is

6811
04:29:29,040 --> 04:29:32,399
um

6812
04:29:30,319 --> 04:29:35,279
chicago that's new york

6813
04:29:32,399 --> 04:29:37,120
wait is boston in chicago not new york

6814
04:29:35,279 --> 04:29:38,960
advice here you should hire a makeup

6815
04:29:37,120 --> 04:29:41,760
artist and go full cake face for a

6816
04:29:38,960 --> 04:29:43,199
stream happy girl month i [ __ ] hate

6817
04:29:41,760 --> 04:29:45,920
that though

6818
04:29:43,199 --> 04:29:48,319
i i really hate like the cakey makeup it

6819
04:29:45,920 --> 04:29:50,560
makes me feel so [ __ ] many americans

6820
04:29:48,319 --> 04:29:53,680
qualify for medical government health

6821
04:29:50,560 --> 04:29:56,960
care dependent on your state i pay next

6822
04:29:53,680 --> 04:29:58,479
to nothing for health care oh weird

6823
04:29:56,960 --> 04:30:01,720
that's cool

6824
04:29:58,479 --> 04:30:01,720
[ __ ] yeah

6825
04:30:02,479 --> 04:30:06,720
i'm i know i'm being done but like it

6826
04:30:04,399 --> 04:30:09,439
isn't i it might be but i'm i'm

6827
04:30:06,720 --> 04:30:11,600
genuinely 50 50 whether it is or isn't

6828
04:30:09,439 --> 04:30:13,600
middle america and the heartland used to

6829
04:30:11,600 --> 04:30:15,840
be cheaper the live daily and preparity

6830
04:30:13,600 --> 04:30:18,560
was affordable till eastern west coast

6831
04:30:15,840 --> 04:30:19,680
transplants screwed that up

6832
04:30:18,560 --> 04:30:21,920
yeah

6833
04:30:19,680 --> 04:30:24,399
because dude um

6834
04:30:21,920 --> 04:30:26,800
okay so a prediction i made the day

6835
04:30:24,399 --> 04:30:29,279
covert started the day covered like

6836
04:30:26,800 --> 04:30:31,359
lockdown hit i made a prediction and i

6837
04:30:29,279 --> 04:30:33,199
it's still it's coming true but it's not

6838
04:30:31,359 --> 04:30:35,359
fully true yet

6839
04:30:33,199 --> 04:30:38,080
i believe that house prices are somewhat

6840
04:30:35,359 --> 04:30:40,479
oh dude it might be i believe that

6841
04:30:38,080 --> 04:30:43,760
i said at the start house prices are

6842
04:30:40,479 --> 04:30:46,239
gonna absolutely crash even when we're

6843
04:30:43,760 --> 04:30:49,279
back after the lockdown ends

6844
04:30:46,239 --> 04:30:52,080
because people are gonna realize oh [ __ ]

6845
04:30:49,279 --> 04:30:54,560
i don't need to live in a [ __ ] city

6846
04:30:52,080 --> 04:30:56,000
that it's [ __ ] i can just live in

6847
04:30:54,560 --> 04:30:57,680
the middle of nowhere live in a house

6848
04:30:56,000 --> 04:30:59,439
four times as big

6849
04:30:57,680 --> 04:31:01,040
and not an apartment or something that's

6850
04:30:59,439 --> 04:31:02,880
one bedroom apartment i can live in like

6851
04:31:01,040 --> 04:31:05,600
a four bedroom detached house in the

6852
04:31:02,880 --> 04:31:06,720
middle of [ __ ] wherever

6853
04:31:05,600 --> 04:31:08,560
and it's gonna be the same because they

6854
04:31:06,720 --> 04:31:10,239
can remote work purely because of remote

6855
04:31:08,560 --> 04:31:12,080
working it's the same thing here like

6856
04:31:10,239 --> 04:31:13,520
dude if i had to go to a job to an

6857
04:31:12,080 --> 04:31:16,239
office every day i'd want to live near

6858
04:31:13,520 --> 04:31:17,760
the office obviously but i just

6859
04:31:16,239 --> 04:31:19,359
bought a house

6860
04:31:17,760 --> 04:31:20,399
near my parents because i could and i

6861
04:31:19,359 --> 04:31:22,880
didn't have any other needs because i

6862
04:31:20,399 --> 04:31:24,000
work remotely it's great

6863
04:31:22,880 --> 04:31:26,399
i think that's going to be everyone in

6864
04:31:24,000 --> 04:31:26,399
the future

6865
04:31:29,439 --> 04:31:33,760
italy's going to be a very big like

6866
04:31:31,120 --> 04:31:35,359
population

6867
04:31:33,760 --> 04:31:37,520
now that like a lot of robots are taking

6868
04:31:35,359 --> 04:31:39,120
over like manual labor sort of jobs

6869
04:31:37,520 --> 04:31:41,439
i think it's all going to be like remote

6870
04:31:39,120 --> 04:31:43,199
stuff i genuinely think like skip 10

6871
04:31:41,439 --> 04:31:44,479
years in the future yeah it's all good

6872
04:31:43,199 --> 04:31:46,080
like everything manual is going to be

6873
04:31:44,479 --> 04:31:47,760
robotics and then the rest of it's going

6874
04:31:46,080 --> 04:31:49,439
to be remote but i made that prediction

6875
04:31:47,760 --> 04:31:51,120
and house price of beginnings come down

6876
04:31:49,439 --> 04:31:52,720
and i saw something earlier today that

6877
04:31:51,120 --> 04:31:55,120
was exactly what i just said that that's

6878
04:31:52,720 --> 04:31:58,159
what they were attributing it to in part

6879
04:31:55,120 --> 04:32:00,000
i thought it was cool i predicted it

6880
04:31:58,159 --> 04:32:01,680
but building a house is beyond expensive

6881
04:32:00,000 --> 04:32:03,120
better off buying one yeah i don't know

6882
04:32:01,680 --> 04:32:05,199
what the okay

6883
04:32:03,120 --> 04:32:06,399
listen we're all roughly in the same

6884
04:32:05,199 --> 04:32:08,479
generation right

6885
04:32:06,399 --> 04:32:10,239
we're all roughly in like the [ __ ]

6886
04:32:08,479 --> 04:32:13,359
i'm assuming the lowest age here is like

6887
04:32:10,239 --> 04:32:14,960
16 and then highest is maybe like

6888
04:32:13,359 --> 04:32:16,960
i know the highest can go a lot but like

6889
04:32:14,960 --> 04:32:18,399
averages like average of like highest

6890
04:32:16,960 --> 04:32:20,319
like 40

6891
04:32:18,399 --> 04:32:21,760
something like 30 40. we're all in that

6892
04:32:20,319 --> 04:32:23,359
sort of range

6893
04:32:21,760 --> 04:32:25,279
there's outliers that are lower that

6894
04:32:23,359 --> 04:32:26,399
worries the highest i don't mind i think

6895
04:32:25,279 --> 04:32:28,479
it's interesting whenever yeah what the

6896
04:32:26,399 --> 04:32:29,760
[ __ ] over i'm 47 yeah i know i like it

6897
04:32:28,479 --> 04:32:31,600
when there's older audiences though it's

6898
04:32:29,760 --> 04:32:33,439
interesting it means i'm actually like

6899
04:32:31,600 --> 04:32:34,800
i i like the idea of there being an

6900
04:32:33,439 --> 04:32:36,720
older audience

6901
04:32:34,800 --> 04:32:37,920
at least like 40s or something

6902
04:32:36,720 --> 04:32:39,040
because it means i'm at least

6903
04:32:37,920 --> 04:32:41,199
intelligible

6904
04:32:39,040 --> 04:32:44,000
like someone an adult can listen to me

6905
04:32:41,199 --> 04:32:46,960
without being like [ __ ] brain dead

6906
04:32:44,000 --> 04:32:48,399
like i'm good so um

6907
04:32:46,960 --> 04:32:50,000
stop putting oh yeah chat don't put your

6908
04:32:48,399 --> 04:32:51,279
ages it's [ __ ] don't do that you're

6909
04:32:50,000 --> 04:32:53,040
gonna get creepy [ __ ] if you say you're

6910
04:32:51,279 --> 04:32:54,319
[ __ ] 12 then someone's gonna [ __ ]

6911
04:32:53,040 --> 04:32:56,159
dm you and it's gonna be creepy don't do

6912
04:32:54,319 --> 04:32:57,840
it it's dangerous anyway

6913
04:32:56,159 --> 04:33:00,960
so um

6914
04:32:57,840 --> 04:33:05,439
yeah don't put ages basically like

6915
04:33:00,960 --> 04:33:05,439
um did anyone else get this [ __ ]

6916
04:33:05,680 --> 04:33:10,400
everyone in the generation prior

6917
04:33:08,639 --> 04:33:12,080
kind of just takes their life experience

6918
04:33:10,400 --> 04:33:13,359
as complete dude dumb typewriter you're

6919
04:33:12,080 --> 04:33:14,799
all getting timed out if you type your

6920
04:33:13,359 --> 04:33:16,320
ideas don't do it

6921
04:33:14,799 --> 04:33:18,719
everyone like uh

6922
04:33:16,320 --> 04:33:21,439
everyone in the older sort of generation

6923
04:33:18,719 --> 04:33:24,480
they had this odd uh thing they would

6924
04:33:21,439 --> 04:33:25,520
only tell you tips based on

6925
04:33:24,480 --> 04:33:26,879
uh

6926
04:33:25,520 --> 04:33:28,879
like their life experience they didn't

6927
04:33:26,879 --> 04:33:31,279
actually check to see what was accurate

6928
04:33:28,879 --> 04:33:32,400
so i i got told so much like oh yeah

6929
04:33:31,279 --> 04:33:33,920
dude you're gonna have to like when the

6930
04:33:32,400 --> 04:33:35,520
house pro like dude house price is so

6931
04:33:33,920 --> 04:33:37,199
[ __ ] expensive going for anything oh

6932
04:33:35,520 --> 04:33:39,439
you can go build one

6933
04:33:37,199 --> 04:33:41,600
dude that [ __ ] it what hasn't been

6934
04:33:39,439 --> 04:33:44,799
feasible for the last like five years

6935
04:33:41,600 --> 04:33:46,320
it's been so bad recently but like i get

6936
04:33:44,799 --> 04:33:48,480
tips on like getting a mortgage that was

6937
04:33:46,320 --> 04:33:49,760
just wrong or like you get tips on

6938
04:33:48,480 --> 04:33:54,240
getting a job it's like yeah go in and

6939
04:33:49,760 --> 04:33:54,240
hand in your paper resume paper cv

6940
04:33:54,480 --> 04:33:59,439
what who the [ __ ] or like

6941
04:33:57,439 --> 04:34:01,119
it's a meme on tick tock and i literally

6942
04:33:59,439 --> 04:34:03,520
had the same thing well like when i

6943
04:34:01,119 --> 04:34:05,039
started up youtube i was like when i

6944
04:34:03,520 --> 04:34:06,561
when i was like really trying on youtube

6945
04:34:05,039 --> 04:34:08,320
and i i must have said at some point to

6946
04:34:06,561 --> 04:34:10,000
my parents like oh dude these youtubers

6947
04:34:08,320 --> 04:34:11,680
are getting so big because they're like

6948
04:34:10,000 --> 04:34:13,520
collaborating with other big youtubers

6949
04:34:11,680 --> 04:34:15,199
like preston plays or whatever like

6950
04:34:13,520 --> 04:34:17,039
minecraft whatever big minecraft user

6951
04:34:15,199 --> 04:34:18,080
like dream when it wasn't a thing at the

6952
04:34:17,039 --> 04:34:19,199
time but either way they're getting so

6953
04:34:18,080 --> 04:34:20,480
big because they're collaborating all

6954
04:34:19,199 --> 04:34:22,160
these people and my parents would have

6955
04:34:20,480 --> 04:34:24,160
the same answer of like when you just

6956
04:34:22,160 --> 04:34:26,080
[ __ ] don't just call them why don't

6957
04:34:24,160 --> 04:34:29,359
you just ask them to be in there they

6958
04:34:26,080 --> 04:34:31,279
have no [ __ ] idea on how the world

6959
04:34:29,359 --> 04:34:33,039
works anymore because they're like

6960
04:34:31,279 --> 04:34:34,561
locked in on their like thing they've

6961
04:34:33,039 --> 04:34:36,240
got their job they go to their job they

6962
04:34:34,561 --> 04:34:38,080
go home they cook dinner they eat they

6963
04:34:36,240 --> 04:34:39,359
sleep done every day they don't pay

6964
04:34:38,080 --> 04:34:40,959
attention to [ __ ] else because i don't

6965
04:34:39,359 --> 04:34:43,119
need to finally catch a stream again

6966
04:34:40,959 --> 04:34:44,879
while wearing my rose hat

6967
04:34:43,119 --> 04:34:45,840
love you the hat's dope not enough

6968
04:34:44,879 --> 04:34:47,039
people bought the hat that had stuff

6969
04:34:45,840 --> 04:34:49,680
actually a lot of people bought the hat

6970
04:34:47,039 --> 04:34:52,400
but it's dope i appreciate the hat the

6971
04:34:49,680 --> 04:34:53,920
uh my favorite items are like i like all

6972
04:34:52,400 --> 04:34:55,359
of it i'm proud of that much actually

6973
04:34:53,920 --> 04:34:56,719
it's been the first merch that i've made

6974
04:34:55,359 --> 04:34:57,760
besides the blue hoodie i didn't love

6975
04:34:56,719 --> 04:34:59,119
that one

6976
04:34:57,760 --> 04:35:00,320
sorry for the people i didn't love that

6977
04:34:59,119 --> 04:35:03,199
one we didn't sell many of them so it's

6978
04:35:00,320 --> 04:35:04,080
fine just call it pewdiepie man

6979
04:35:03,199 --> 04:35:06,639
yeah

6980
04:35:04,080 --> 04:35:08,480
but it's a it's a goal of my life to

6981
04:35:06,639 --> 04:35:10,799
like never be that guy that's like

6982
04:35:08,480 --> 04:35:12,719
uninformed so even with something like

6983
04:35:10,799 --> 04:35:14,080
tick tock when it came out i was i

6984
04:35:12,719 --> 04:35:15,520
caught myself on it because i was like

6985
04:35:14,080 --> 04:35:17,119
[ __ ] i don't understand it i don't want

6986
04:35:15,520 --> 04:35:18,320
to understand it i don't get it and i

6987
04:35:17,119 --> 04:35:20,160
caught myself on that i was like i don't

6988
04:35:18,320 --> 04:35:22,561
want to be that guy and i like got into

6989
04:35:20,160 --> 04:35:24,480
it because of that like if you're ever

6990
04:35:22,561 --> 04:35:26,080
just like left in the dust by a

6991
04:35:24,480 --> 04:35:28,320
technology or like just the times

6992
04:35:26,080 --> 04:35:30,879
changing dude it's [ __ ] rough

6993
04:35:28,320 --> 04:35:33,119
the i'm a bit like that with crypto but

6994
04:35:30,879 --> 04:35:35,119
i feel like i know enough about crypto

6995
04:35:33,119 --> 04:35:36,959
and i'm still like i don't like it i

6996
04:35:35,119 --> 04:35:38,639
don't trust it i still always form that

6997
04:35:36,959 --> 04:35:39,680
conclusion so i don't feel that bad

6998
04:35:38,639 --> 04:35:41,199
about like

6999
04:35:39,680 --> 04:35:43,439
whatever

7000
04:35:41,199 --> 04:35:45,439
you know not being like invested into it

7001
04:35:43,439 --> 04:35:46,959
or [ __ ] like that it seems like everyone

7002
04:35:45,439 --> 04:35:48,160
that i meet that's invested in crypto

7003
04:35:46,959 --> 04:35:50,719
has the exact same amount of

7004
04:35:48,160 --> 04:35:52,480
understanding i do but they just

7005
04:35:50,719 --> 04:35:55,039
ended it like i don't know it's been

7006
04:35:52,480 --> 04:35:56,959
going up i bought it like that like

7007
04:35:55,039 --> 04:35:58,799
no one's got like a really great idea

7008
04:35:56,959 --> 04:36:01,439
crypto's dead crypto's not dead it's

7009
04:35:58,799 --> 04:36:02,400
[ __ ] nfts are dead crypto's gone down

7010
04:36:01,439 --> 04:36:03,920
a bit

7011
04:36:02,400 --> 04:36:06,080
it's gonna go back up again crypto's

7012
04:36:03,920 --> 04:36:07,439
never going to [ __ ] go away

7013
04:36:06,080 --> 04:36:09,840
it's just going to be less popular and

7014
04:36:07,439 --> 04:36:11,279
more popular later

7015
04:36:09,840 --> 04:36:13,279
it's going to it's crashing yeah but

7016
04:36:11,279 --> 04:36:15,359
like it's not going to it's not going to

7017
04:36:13,279 --> 04:36:16,959
die like no one's going to be like i'll

7018
04:36:15,359 --> 04:36:18,879
drink no one's going to be in 10 years

7019
04:36:16,959 --> 04:36:21,439
now i remember when we like invented

7020
04:36:18,879 --> 04:36:25,680
that new technology and then we stopped

7021
04:36:21,439 --> 04:36:25,680
like that's never happened ever

7022
04:36:26,320 --> 04:36:33,760
finn i never want to be uninformed also

7023
04:36:29,760 --> 04:36:35,199
finn is chicago in new york

7024
04:36:33,760 --> 04:36:36,879
where's leeds

7025
04:36:35,199 --> 04:36:39,359
on a map

7026
04:36:36,879 --> 04:36:42,080
point if an american can honestly tell

7027
04:36:39,359 --> 04:36:44,799
me where leeds is on a map if they can

7028
04:36:42,080 --> 04:36:47,520
point to it i'll take it back

7029
04:36:44,799 --> 04:36:49,279
america is not the entire [ __ ] world

7030
04:36:47,520 --> 04:36:51,359
i don't need to know everything about

7031
04:36:49,279 --> 04:36:54,080
your country buddy you think i know

7032
04:36:51,359 --> 04:36:55,920
where [ __ ] vancouver is no

7033
04:36:54,080 --> 04:36:58,400
do i need to no

7034
04:36:55,920 --> 04:37:00,639
because it's not my [ __ ] country i'm

7035
04:36:58,400 --> 04:37:04,080
never gonna go what do i need to know

7036
04:37:00,639 --> 04:37:06,719
if i go i'll learn i don't care let's

7037
04:37:04,080 --> 04:37:09,439
you've got [ __ ] 50 states what i'm

7038
04:37:06,719 --> 04:37:11,199
gonna [ __ ] memorize them no

7039
04:37:09,439 --> 04:37:13,199
vancouver's in canada i know vancouver's

7040
04:37:11,199 --> 04:37:15,119
in canada i'm saying the point because

7041
04:37:13,199 --> 04:37:17,199
it's a [ __ ] place that i don't care

7042
04:37:15,119 --> 04:37:18,959
about

7043
04:37:17,199 --> 04:37:21,760
i don't need to knock out i don't know

7044
04:37:18,959 --> 04:37:23,279
the capital of spain madrid i don't know

7045
04:37:21,760 --> 04:37:24,719
[ __ ] i don't know the capital of a

7046
04:37:23,279 --> 04:37:27,279
bunch of countries i don't need to know

7047
04:37:24,719 --> 04:37:29,119
because i don't need to know

7048
04:37:27,279 --> 04:37:30,799
i don't care

7049
04:37:29,119 --> 04:37:32,719
i'm never gonna no i'm never gonna need

7050
04:37:30,799 --> 04:37:35,199
it what's that right about barcelona i

7051
04:37:32,719 --> 04:37:37,600
[ __ ] don't know i don't need to

7052
04:37:35,199 --> 04:37:39,920
madrid i don't know is that brazil

7053
04:37:37,600 --> 04:37:41,039
brazil 19 months you must start 18

7054
04:37:39,920 --> 04:37:42,879
months

7055
04:37:41,039 --> 04:37:44,719
i need to i don't need to be versed in

7056
04:37:42,879 --> 04:37:47,119
every country's geography i don't need

7057
04:37:44,719 --> 04:37:47,119
to care

7058
04:37:47,359 --> 04:37:51,680
what's the flag of

7059
04:37:49,520 --> 04:37:53,600
dominica i don't know

7060
04:37:51,680 --> 04:37:56,160
look chad finn doesn't know where places

7061
04:37:53,600 --> 04:37:58,719
are in the uk his own country i do know

7062
04:37:56,160 --> 04:37:59,680
where it is what what

7063
04:37:58,719 --> 04:38:01,520
what

7064
04:37:59,680 --> 04:38:03,920
i do know i know where [ __ ] places

7065
04:38:01,520 --> 04:38:06,561
are in the dude i'm great i'm great at

7066
04:38:03,920 --> 04:38:08,719
uk geography as long as it's not

7067
04:38:06,561 --> 04:38:10,320
as long as it's england and not anywhere

7068
04:38:08,719 --> 04:38:12,240
else as long as this is not wales

7069
04:38:10,320 --> 04:38:14,480
ireland or scotland and just england

7070
04:38:12,240 --> 04:38:16,160
then i'm good at it

7071
04:38:14,480 --> 04:38:19,359
anyway

7072
04:38:16,160 --> 04:38:21,840
where's mexico city not in the uk

7073
04:38:19,359 --> 04:38:23,680
see trick question got you uk is tiny

7074
04:38:21,840 --> 04:38:25,119
true it's literally the size it's like

7075
04:38:23,680 --> 04:38:26,959
smaller than texas

7076
04:38:25,119 --> 04:38:29,359
it's way smaller than texas it's like

7077
04:38:26,959 --> 04:38:31,359
the size of dallas

7078
04:38:29,359 --> 04:38:33,520
i thought it was crazy i always went to

7079
04:38:31,359 --> 04:38:34,959
like so i'd been to la before

7080
04:38:33,520 --> 04:38:38,000
and it always surprised me that like we

7081
04:38:34,959 --> 04:38:40,799
could drive forever and still be in l.a

7082
04:38:38,000 --> 04:38:42,561
um and it was so weird and surreal it's

7083
04:38:40,799 --> 04:38:44,561
a weird like thing to be culture shocked

7084
04:38:42,561 --> 04:38:46,959
about just how big everything is in

7085
04:38:44,561 --> 04:38:48,000
america and la's like a big city but

7086
04:38:46,959 --> 04:38:50,561
it's not like

7087
04:38:48,000 --> 04:38:52,639
insanely big it's not the biggest one i

7088
04:38:50,561 --> 04:38:55,359
live in canada and even i don't care for

7089
04:38:52,639 --> 04:38:57,199
vancouver true too overpriced

7090
04:38:55,359 --> 04:38:59,199
um

7091
04:38:57,199 --> 04:39:00,561
oh finn check my intent

7092
04:38:59,199 --> 04:39:04,320
you know dude if you're gonna get me

7093
04:39:00,561 --> 04:39:04,320
depressed or something i swear to god

7094
04:39:04,400 --> 04:39:07,840
check my internal dashboard

7095
04:39:09,119 --> 04:39:12,000
hold on

7096
04:39:10,959 --> 04:39:13,199
oh

7097
04:39:12,000 --> 04:39:16,080
not bad

7098
04:39:13,199 --> 04:39:17,920
not [ __ ] bad not bad that's a weird

7099
04:39:16,080 --> 04:39:20,160
thumbnail

7100
04:39:17,920 --> 04:39:22,959
[ __ ] it it worked nice good [ __ ] gio

7101
04:39:20,160 --> 04:39:26,480
guess the stream when no

7102
04:39:22,959 --> 04:39:28,160
no um [ __ ] yeah good [ __ ] good job man

7103
04:39:26,480 --> 04:39:30,320
um

7104
04:39:28,160 --> 04:39:31,760
feb's the [ __ ] man dude he's carrying

7105
04:39:30,320 --> 04:39:35,119
my channel i swear

7106
04:39:31,760 --> 04:39:36,561
yeah um what was i saying

7107
04:39:35,119 --> 04:39:37,680
other countries don't exist

7108
04:39:36,561 --> 04:39:39,680
england is the only one that i need to

7109
04:39:37,680 --> 04:39:41,040
care about and that's the correct answer

7110
04:39:39,680 --> 04:39:42,000
to that

7111
04:39:41,040 --> 04:39:43,840
um

7112
04:39:42,000 --> 04:39:45,600
but yeah there's uh oh yeah sorry

7113
04:39:43,840 --> 04:39:46,840
[ __ ] la's not like yeah

7114
04:39:45,600 --> 04:39:49,760
we went to

7115
04:39:46,840 --> 04:39:51,840
um i was zoom i someone showed me where

7116
04:39:49,760 --> 04:39:53,680
they lived in l.a on a call

7117
04:39:51,840 --> 04:39:54,718
a great person just [ __ ] like i just

7118
04:39:53,680 --> 04:39:56,160
met them and they were they were saying

7119
04:39:54,718 --> 04:39:57,920
they lived in l.a so i went and searched

7120
04:39:56,160 --> 04:40:00,160
them on a map so you know where

7121
04:39:57,920 --> 04:40:02,560
everything is in your ten square miles

7122
04:40:00,160 --> 04:40:04,958
country yes i know where the local

7123
04:40:02,560 --> 04:40:07,040
tesco's is too so the england england's

7124
04:40:04,958 --> 04:40:08,798
uh tescos is like [ __ ] it's like right

7125
04:40:07,040 --> 04:40:10,160
in the middle it's easy to get to anyway

7126
04:40:08,798 --> 04:40:13,120
we just walk

7127
04:40:10,160 --> 04:40:15,440
um i'm more like really north so i just

7128
04:40:13,120 --> 04:40:16,878
walk down and i get roughly to the south

7129
04:40:15,440 --> 04:40:19,440
it's like a 20 minute walk it's not too

7130
04:40:16,878 --> 04:40:22,000
bad gets the get to brighton from uh

7131
04:40:19,440 --> 04:40:23,680
birmingham 15 minute walk it's not bad

7132
04:40:22,000 --> 04:40:25,120
anyway so

7133
04:40:23,680 --> 04:40:27,440
basically uh

7134
04:40:25,120 --> 04:40:30,080
basically

7135
04:40:27,440 --> 04:40:32,080
la's [ __ ] massive fine tell me where

7136
04:40:30,080 --> 04:40:35,040
is ashby on the english map that's where

7137
04:40:32,080 --> 04:40:35,040
my dad is from

7138
04:40:35,280 --> 04:40:39,360
okay hold on let me let me quickly do

7139
04:40:36,638 --> 04:40:43,040
this real quick so like look here is an

7140
04:40:39,360 --> 04:40:44,560
entire large town certain coal field

7141
04:40:43,040 --> 04:40:46,638
everywhere that is great the rest of the

7142
04:40:44,560 --> 04:40:48,000
the green is like just countryside

7143
04:40:46,638 --> 04:40:49,760
and like

7144
04:40:48,000 --> 04:40:51,600
that's that's in the uk

7145
04:40:49,760 --> 04:40:53,920
that's it that's [ __ ] it that's a

7146
04:40:51,600 --> 04:40:56,400
that's a large town but like look that's

7147
04:40:53,920 --> 04:40:57,280
an individual house like right there but

7148
04:40:56,400 --> 04:40:59,280
like

7149
04:40:57,280 --> 04:41:01,040
i can still roughly see that up until

7150
04:40:59,280 --> 04:41:03,440
this point and then now i see the whole

7151
04:41:01,040 --> 04:41:05,440
[ __ ] country england is small when

7152
04:41:03,440 --> 04:41:07,600
you go to america

7153
04:41:05,440 --> 04:41:08,958
where the [ __ ] okay let's go to li i

7154
04:41:07,600 --> 04:41:11,920
don't actually know where la is it's

7155
04:41:08,958 --> 04:41:13,760
like somewhere around here san francisco

7156
04:41:11,920 --> 04:41:15,680
[ __ ] that lies somewhere like there

7157
04:41:13,760 --> 04:41:18,958
right

7158
04:41:15,680 --> 04:41:20,480
am i stupid i am stupid

7159
04:41:18,958 --> 04:41:21,760
oh that lies there never mind it's

7160
04:41:20,480 --> 04:41:22,878
further down

7161
04:41:21,760 --> 04:41:24,638
look how

7162
04:41:22,878 --> 04:41:26,280
absolutely

7163
04:41:24,638 --> 04:41:28,320
cult like

7164
04:41:26,280 --> 04:41:31,120
incomprehensibly large la is

7165
04:41:28,320 --> 04:41:31,120
comparatively

7166
04:41:31,920 --> 04:41:38,320
it's absurd look there's a massive block

7167
04:41:35,360 --> 04:41:39,440
of flats and it just

7168
04:41:38,320 --> 04:41:40,480
[ __ ]

7169
04:41:39,440 --> 04:41:41,520
keeps

7170
04:41:40,480 --> 04:41:44,400
going

7171
04:41:41,520 --> 04:41:46,718
into endless expanse

7172
04:41:44,400 --> 04:41:51,360
it is

7173
04:41:46,718 --> 04:41:53,840
absurd and that is one tiny city

7174
04:41:51,360 --> 04:41:54,958
in the middle of a giant state in the

7175
04:41:53,840 --> 04:41:55,718
middle of a

7176
04:41:54,958 --> 04:41:57,440
it's

7177
04:41:55,718 --> 04:42:00,400
incomprehensible

7178
04:41:57,440 --> 04:42:03,718
it's crazy it's ugly yeah but like

7179
04:42:00,400 --> 04:42:06,000
america is my point being america is an

7180
04:42:03,718 --> 04:42:07,680
incomprehensible size it's someone

7181
04:42:06,000 --> 04:42:08,480
inside just said that's not a whole city

7182
04:42:07,680 --> 04:42:10,638
right

7183
04:42:08,480 --> 04:42:14,480
it's incomprehensible

7184
04:42:10,638 --> 04:42:16,320
it's nuts like the idea that i can be

7185
04:42:14,480 --> 04:42:18,080
england's really great for this but like

7186
04:42:16,320 --> 04:42:20,320
the idea that i can

7187
04:42:18,080 --> 04:42:22,080
experience another culture one month

7188
04:42:20,320 --> 04:42:24,638
that is only that is completely

7189
04:42:22,080 --> 04:42:26,560
different besides language like besides

7190
04:42:24,638 --> 04:42:29,040
like the language spoken but like

7191
04:42:26,560 --> 04:42:31,040
different completely different accent to

7192
04:42:29,040 --> 04:42:33,040
the point of being unintelligible to

7193
04:42:31,040 --> 04:42:35,040
some to other places

7194
04:42:33,040 --> 04:42:37,840
um completely different foods that they

7195
04:42:35,040 --> 04:42:39,600
like different house structure different

7196
04:42:37,840 --> 04:42:40,958
uh diff like

7197
04:42:39,600 --> 04:42:43,200
different [ __ ] what different

7198
04:42:40,958 --> 04:42:44,878
architecture different shops different

7199
04:42:43,200 --> 04:42:46,958
[ __ ] everything

7200
04:42:44,878 --> 04:42:49,520
and it's

7201
04:42:46,958 --> 04:42:51,920
i could drive for half an hour and be

7202
04:42:49,520 --> 04:42:53,680
there completely different i get a

7203
04:42:51,920 --> 04:42:57,920
culture shock from half an hour away

7204
04:42:53,680 --> 04:43:00,560
from me at any point in the uk it's nuts

7205
04:42:57,920 --> 04:43:03,520
it's really fun though it's really cool

7206
04:43:00,560 --> 04:43:04,958
this hugh it is

7207
04:43:03,520 --> 04:43:07,520
i'm actually just a v2 with this i've

7208
04:43:04,958 --> 04:43:11,120
actually been the most advanced v tuber

7209
04:43:07,520 --> 04:43:13,760
ever ko miko eat your heart out

7210
04:43:11,120 --> 04:43:16,320
i'm an ai

7211
04:43:13,760 --> 04:43:18,160
check out tokyo

7212
04:43:16,320 --> 04:43:19,600
i actually dude this is gonna be

7213
04:43:18,160 --> 04:43:21,280
annoying because i actually this is

7214
04:43:19,600 --> 04:43:23,040
where i'm gonna have to try on a map oh

7215
04:43:21,280 --> 04:43:24,320
i didn't have to try

7216
04:43:23,040 --> 04:43:25,120
i was like i'm gonna have to try find

7217
04:43:24,320 --> 04:43:27,920
this thing

7218
04:43:25,120 --> 04:43:30,718
holy [ __ ] god

7219
04:43:27,920 --> 04:43:32,798
wait hold on actually um um hold on

7220
04:43:30,718 --> 04:43:36,240
isn't tokyo not actually one city but

7221
04:43:32,798 --> 04:43:36,240
it's a bunch of different cities

7222
04:43:40,370 --> 04:43:43,470
[Music]

7223
04:43:44,480 --> 04:43:49,200
but you didn't know that

7224
04:43:46,798 --> 04:43:51,680
you can fit the uk into canada over 40

7225
04:43:49,200 --> 04:43:51,680
times

7226
04:43:52,638 --> 04:43:56,718
[ __ ] it's crazy but canada is like

7227
04:43:54,560 --> 04:43:59,440
mostly uninhabitable right

7228
04:43:56,718 --> 04:44:01,600
yeah um

7229
04:43:59,440 --> 04:44:04,160
yeah look at this [ __ ] place

7230
04:44:01,600 --> 04:44:04,160
kyoto

7231
04:44:04,240 --> 04:44:09,120
jesus hold on i'm still zooming

7232
04:44:06,958 --> 04:44:12,760
oh [ __ ] this dude i'm still [ __ ] this

7233
04:44:09,120 --> 04:44:12,760
thing still keeps going

7234
04:44:16,000 --> 04:44:21,520
holy mother of god these are apartment

7235
04:44:18,638 --> 04:44:24,080
buildings they're just blocks

7236
04:44:21,520 --> 04:44:28,280
oh what the [ __ ] is that

7237
04:44:24,080 --> 04:44:28,280
i thought that was the eiffel tower

7238
04:44:30,160 --> 04:44:34,560
wait

7239
04:44:32,400 --> 04:44:37,440
oh

7240
04:44:34,560 --> 04:44:37,440
we're going to edit that out

7241
04:44:38,080 --> 04:44:42,080
i thought they

7242
04:44:40,080 --> 04:44:44,000
everything is bigger in texas maybe if

7243
04:44:42,080 --> 04:44:45,260
you go there you might grow to be five

7244
04:44:44,000 --> 04:44:49,680
feet eight inches

7245
04:44:45,260 --> 04:44:51,840
[Music]

7246
04:44:49,680 --> 04:44:54,718
okay we're gonna edit that one out

7247
04:44:51,840 --> 04:44:57,520
oh oh [ __ ]

7248
04:44:54,718 --> 04:45:00,080
um

7249
04:44:57,520 --> 04:45:01,680
dude it was an optical illusion man look

7250
04:45:00,080 --> 04:45:03,200
it doesn't it look like it though a

7251
04:45:01,680 --> 04:45:05,200
little bit like it looks like it was

7252
04:45:03,200 --> 04:45:08,320
freestanding and i thought i had like a

7253
04:45:05,200 --> 04:45:10,400
i went like that to try and see it

7254
04:45:08,320 --> 04:45:12,000
i thought it was like a sculpture

7255
04:45:10,400 --> 04:45:13,840
that's too big of a bridge for that

7256
04:45:12,000 --> 04:45:17,200
small of a river man you didn't need

7257
04:45:13,840 --> 04:45:19,600
this big of a bridge tokyo is extra

7258
04:45:17,200 --> 04:45:21,920
this is [ __ ] pretty though i mean i

7259
04:45:19,600 --> 04:45:23,760
don't like the listen i'm not listen i

7260
04:45:21,920 --> 04:45:26,638
don't wow this thing is google maps out

7261
04:45:23,760 --> 04:45:28,638
to hell look at this [ __ ] place i oh

7262
04:45:26,638 --> 04:45:31,920
that's nice

7263
04:45:28,638 --> 04:45:33,760
i i am really not a fan of um

7264
04:45:31,920 --> 04:45:35,520
so i'm actually not a fan of berlin

7265
04:45:33,760 --> 04:45:37,360
because it's just like very gray like

7266
04:45:35,520 --> 04:45:40,160
all of it's like just this

7267
04:45:37,360 --> 04:45:42,718
like all of berlin is just like gray

7268
04:45:40,160 --> 04:45:44,240
just things i this is depressing to me i

7269
04:45:42,718 --> 04:45:45,520
really don't like that you have to look

7270
04:45:44,240 --> 04:45:46,798
how far you have to if you live like

7271
04:45:45,520 --> 04:45:48,958
[ __ ] here

7272
04:45:46,798 --> 04:45:50,878
look how far you have to be see grass

7273
04:45:48,958 --> 04:45:53,200
you know i i hate that

7274
04:45:50,878 --> 04:45:55,520
i want to be like [ __ ]

7275
04:45:53,200 --> 04:45:58,160
i i really prioritize if i can get any

7276
04:45:55,520 --> 04:46:02,000
amount of land on a house dude i will go

7277
04:45:58,160 --> 04:46:03,360
for it like if i can be near a park bro

7278
04:46:02,000 --> 04:46:04,878
it's the most important thing in the

7279
04:46:03,360 --> 04:46:06,560
world to me

7280
04:46:04,878 --> 04:46:08,240
looks cold yeah right this is the same

7281
04:46:06,560 --> 04:46:10,480
thing in berlin a bit

7282
04:46:08,240 --> 04:46:12,958
yeah media shows not on yeah the uh it's

7283
04:46:10,480 --> 04:46:14,320
it's the it's it's weird um even though

7284
04:46:12,958 --> 04:46:16,320
this does look really pretty and i can

7285
04:46:14,320 --> 04:46:18,320
appreciate places like tokyo and berlin

7286
04:46:16,320 --> 04:46:19,600
for that sort of thing it's like oh

7287
04:46:18,320 --> 04:46:21,600
london even

7288
04:46:19,600 --> 04:46:23,200
it's just not something that i'd ever

7289
04:46:21,600 --> 04:46:25,040
want to spend

7290
04:46:23,200 --> 04:46:27,120
a lifetime in you know what i mean i'd

7291
04:46:25,040 --> 04:46:29,200
never want to i'd never want to spend

7292
04:46:27,120 --> 04:46:31,760
that is absurd look at that it's [ __ ]

7293
04:46:29,200 --> 04:46:34,320
crazy like you it's not even like

7294
04:46:31,760 --> 04:46:35,200
renderable distance it's just blocks of

7295
04:46:34,320 --> 04:46:36,798
this

7296
04:46:35,200 --> 04:46:38,480
look at how much but look how many

7297
04:46:36,798 --> 04:46:40,560
buildings there are on this too and i

7298
04:46:38,480 --> 04:46:43,840
just zoomed in a ton

7299
04:46:40,560 --> 04:46:44,718
jesus it keeps going that is that is

7300
04:46:43,840 --> 04:46:46,718
nuts

7301
04:46:44,718 --> 04:46:49,760
is that all this city oh my god it is

7302
04:46:46,718 --> 04:46:52,638
[ __ ] keeps is it still city

7303
04:46:49,760 --> 04:46:55,600
jesus christ

7304
04:46:52,638 --> 04:46:57,120
yeah [ __ ] i can appreciate it

7305
04:46:55,600 --> 04:46:58,878
but

7306
04:46:57,120 --> 04:47:00,798
i would never want to spend like i would

7307
04:46:58,878 --> 04:47:02,718
never want to live there

7308
04:47:00,798 --> 04:47:04,400
i'd visit i would never want to live

7309
04:47:02,718 --> 04:47:06,480
there i don't think i could ever live in

7310
04:47:04,400 --> 04:47:07,280
like london or um

7311
04:47:06,480 --> 04:47:09,520
or

7312
04:47:07,280 --> 04:47:11,280
you know like a big city like that

7313
04:47:09,520 --> 04:47:12,798
couldn't do it

7314
04:47:11,280 --> 04:47:14,878
oh [ __ ] thanks for the [ __ ] thanks

7315
04:47:12,798 --> 04:47:16,560
for all the bits man thank you buddy

7316
04:47:14,878 --> 04:47:18,320
that's so nice here

7317
04:47:16,560 --> 04:47:19,920
um

7318
04:47:18,320 --> 04:47:23,840
what are the [ __ ] real estate market

7319
04:47:19,920 --> 04:47:23,840
is like in tokyo there's so much of it

7320
04:47:24,320 --> 04:47:28,798
that's crazy

7321
04:47:25,760 --> 04:47:28,798
anyway um

7322
04:47:28,840 --> 04:47:36,000
yeah saitama

7323
04:47:32,638 --> 04:47:36,000
like the anime character

7324
04:47:37,360 --> 04:47:40,080
i'm getting trouble if i keep saying

7325
04:47:38,878 --> 04:47:41,440
that

7326
04:47:40,080 --> 04:47:42,840
that's cool though

7327
04:47:41,440 --> 04:47:46,000
really really

7328
04:47:42,840 --> 04:47:47,600
cool that's why they make the beef

7329
04:47:46,000 --> 04:47:49,200
nice

7330
04:47:47,600 --> 04:47:51,280
so where where in this place do they

7331
04:47:49,200 --> 04:47:52,718
make beef where are they where do they

7332
04:47:51,280 --> 04:47:57,798
get it

7333
04:47:52,718 --> 04:47:57,798
who's the cow massager in kobe

7334
04:47:59,440 --> 04:48:02,400
when you're at that anime expo i've

7335
04:48:00,958 --> 04:48:04,560
never been to an anime expo you'll never

7336
04:48:02,400 --> 04:48:06,080
catch me [ __ ] dead at an anime

7337
04:48:04,560 --> 04:48:08,320
i might go to one but i've never been to

7338
04:48:06,080 --> 04:48:10,878
one before i kind of would like to i was

7339
04:48:08,320 --> 04:48:12,400
into the idea of going to comic-con

7340
04:48:10,878 --> 04:48:13,600
but i don't want now i now i feel like i

7341
04:48:12,400 --> 04:48:14,798
don't want to say that i'm going to

7342
04:48:13,600 --> 04:48:16,958
comic-con or anything because i know

7343
04:48:14,798 --> 04:48:19,440
that i'm it's going to be weird but yeah

7344
04:48:16,958 --> 04:48:21,360
i'm into the idea of going a visiting

7345
04:48:19,440 --> 04:48:23,680
comic-con maybe of going to comic-con

7346
04:48:21,360 --> 04:48:25,520
maybe

7347
04:48:23,680 --> 04:48:26,958
quite possibly

7348
04:48:25,520 --> 04:48:29,280
quite possibly

7349
04:48:26,958 --> 04:48:30,320
there might be kobe beef yeah like like

7350
04:48:29,280 --> 04:48:31,920
wagyu

7351
04:48:30,320 --> 04:48:33,680
and [ __ ] it's like kobe it's like

7352
04:48:31,920 --> 04:48:36,000
[ __ ] like the like the biggest

7353
04:48:33,680 --> 04:48:37,520
[ __ ] thing it's like their best one

7354
04:48:36,000 --> 04:48:39,200
or is that a grading system it might be

7355
04:48:37,520 --> 04:48:41,920
a grading system and they just have a

7356
04:48:39,200 --> 04:48:43,200
town as well whatever city named after

7357
04:48:41,920 --> 04:48:44,878
[ __ ] they named it after a city i

7358
04:48:43,200 --> 04:48:45,920
don't know they might actually make it

7359
04:48:44,878 --> 04:48:47,440
there

7360
04:48:45,920 --> 04:48:50,080
um

7361
04:48:47,440 --> 04:48:52,320
would you cosplay no

7362
04:48:50,080 --> 04:48:55,040
um no definitely not

7363
04:48:52,320 --> 04:48:56,878
i would be normal

7364
04:48:55,040 --> 04:48:58,160
tried it it's complete bs

7365
04:48:56,878 --> 04:49:00,400
the beef

7366
04:48:58,160 --> 04:49:03,200
kobe and then literally the next one is

7367
04:49:00,400 --> 04:49:05,280
kobe beef is the best beef on the market

7368
04:49:03,200 --> 04:49:08,320
crazy wait what's your ethnicity never

7369
04:49:05,280 --> 04:49:10,080
knew it uh ethnicity i'm i'm white

7370
04:49:08,320 --> 04:49:11,600
british that's what on every document

7371
04:49:10,080 --> 04:49:13,200
that i've got

7372
04:49:11,600 --> 04:49:14,878
i am

7373
04:49:13,200 --> 04:49:17,520
i dude i don't know dude i might be a

7374
04:49:14,878 --> 04:49:19,520
different breed i might be like

7375
04:49:17,520 --> 04:49:21,840
uh clear because i have never met

7376
04:49:19,520 --> 04:49:25,280
someone paler than me besides my mother

7377
04:49:21,840 --> 04:49:26,160
we just don't we don't tan we just burn

7378
04:49:25,280 --> 04:49:28,400
like

7379
04:49:26,160 --> 04:49:30,400
i have put my hand up to my white wall

7380
04:49:28,400 --> 04:49:32,638
and i swear to god i either blend in or

7381
04:49:30,400 --> 04:49:35,440
i'm somehow brighter than it my white

7382
04:49:32,638 --> 04:49:38,958
walls look yellow compared to my skin i

7383
04:49:35,440 --> 04:49:41,200
am [ __ ] my this camera is saturated

7384
04:49:38,958 --> 04:49:41,920
more than normal look how red my nails

7385
04:49:41,200 --> 04:49:44,480
look

7386
04:49:41,920 --> 04:49:46,240
these are [ __ ] like a luminescent on

7387
04:49:44,480 --> 04:49:48,718
camera it's more saturated on camera and

7388
04:49:46,240 --> 04:49:50,958
i still look like this [ __ ] pale so

7389
04:49:48,718 --> 04:49:53,520
i'm i'm i'm biological could you live in

7390
04:49:50,958 --> 04:49:53,520
alaska

7391
04:49:54,000 --> 04:49:55,840
no

7392
04:49:54,798 --> 04:49:57,680
no no

7393
04:49:55,840 --> 04:50:00,240
it's too cold

7394
04:49:57,680 --> 04:50:02,958
britain's really like a

7395
04:50:00,240 --> 04:50:04,560
temperate you know it's just

7396
04:50:02,958 --> 04:50:06,560
it's shitty enough weather that we can

7397
04:50:04,560 --> 04:50:09,040
complain about it but it ain't that bad

7398
04:50:06,560 --> 04:50:11,040
and we also like anywhere warmer has

7399
04:50:09,040 --> 04:50:13,440
problems because of how warm it is

7400
04:50:11,040 --> 04:50:15,280
anywhere like you know

7401
04:50:13,440 --> 04:50:17,200
like it's like [ __ ] near a volcano or

7402
04:50:15,280 --> 04:50:20,400
it's earthquakes a lot or it's

7403
04:50:17,200 --> 04:50:23,280
tornadoes or [ __ ] uh

7404
04:50:20,400 --> 04:50:25,840
uh i don't know it's crazy crazy [ __ ]

7405
04:50:23,280 --> 04:50:28,798
happens like natural disasters all i did

7406
04:50:25,840 --> 04:50:31,280
or like bugs snakes and [ __ ] pop up if

7407
04:50:28,798 --> 04:50:32,958
it was any warmer in the uk i would

7408
04:50:31,280 --> 04:50:34,718
i would maybe dislike it i would very

7409
04:50:32,958 --> 04:50:36,958
much appreciate it to be like one degree

7410
04:50:34,718 --> 04:50:38,798
warmer all of the time but you know

7411
04:50:36,958 --> 04:50:39,920
maybe maybe like five degree warmer all

7412
04:50:38,798 --> 04:50:41,760
the time

7413
04:50:39,920 --> 04:50:43,520
but i'm all right with it it's it's not

7414
04:50:41,760 --> 04:50:45,360
bad i would like to see the sun more

7415
04:50:43,520 --> 04:50:46,560
that's it

7416
04:50:45,360 --> 04:50:48,240
i don't actually think i care about

7417
04:50:46,560 --> 04:50:51,360
temperature i much care about dude the

7418
04:50:48,240 --> 04:50:53,360
sun the sun's a crazy mood booster like

7419
04:50:51,360 --> 04:50:55,120
the difference i feel of like waking up

7420
04:50:53,360 --> 04:50:57,440
and it's sunny outside

7421
04:50:55,120 --> 04:50:59,360
is nuts compared to when it's just gray

7422
04:50:57,440 --> 04:51:01,920
i feel like i get nothing done when it's

7423
04:50:59,360 --> 04:51:03,920
like that and uh

7424
04:51:01,920 --> 04:51:05,840
like germany yeah same thing

7425
04:51:03,920 --> 04:51:07,200
europe

7426
04:51:05,840 --> 04:51:08,798
moved to brighton

7427
04:51:07,200 --> 04:51:10,798
it's it's still pretty similar in

7428
04:51:08,798 --> 04:51:12,718
brighton and also brighton's ludicrously

7429
04:51:10,798 --> 04:51:14,798
expensive i can't afford it i can't

7430
04:51:12,718 --> 04:51:17,040
afford to move to brighton man

7431
04:51:14,798 --> 04:51:19,600
well i i can afford to move to brighton

7432
04:51:17,040 --> 04:51:21,440
i that's yeah okay i can't afford i i

7433
04:51:19,600 --> 04:51:24,160
can afford to move to brighton i can't

7434
04:51:21,440 --> 04:51:25,520
afford to live comfortably in brighton

7435
04:51:24,160 --> 04:51:28,240
like

7436
04:51:25,520 --> 04:51:30,240
it dude i'm i make a lot of money i do

7437
04:51:28,240 --> 04:51:32,160
uh even like if you factor in the

7438
04:51:30,240 --> 04:51:33,760
[ __ ] business if i buy something as a

7439
04:51:32,160 --> 04:51:35,760
business expense and i don't even pay

7440
04:51:33,760 --> 04:51:38,240
for housing or whatever it's still

7441
04:51:35,760 --> 04:51:40,320
so expensive to live in brighton

7442
04:51:38,240 --> 04:51:42,878
it's crazy man

7443
04:51:40,320 --> 04:51:44,560
like um yeah it's it's nuts

7444
04:51:42,878 --> 04:51:45,920
bright bright and stupid

7445
04:51:44,560 --> 04:51:47,920
it's really pretty though come on let me

7446
04:51:45,920 --> 04:51:49,920
go there on google earth

7447
04:51:47,920 --> 04:51:50,798
let me go let me let's see i'll show you

7448
04:51:49,920 --> 04:51:53,680
brian

7449
04:51:50,798 --> 04:51:55,200
now having said this brighton is i every

7450
04:51:53,680 --> 04:51:56,878
time i try and show brighton it's one of

7451
04:51:55,200 --> 04:51:58,480
those like trust me you gotta see it in

7452
04:51:56,878 --> 04:51:59,600
real life because on google earth it's

7453
04:51:58,480 --> 04:52:00,878
not that great

7454
04:51:59,600 --> 04:52:02,320
um

7455
04:52:00,878 --> 04:52:03,600
but it's really pretty

7456
04:52:02,320 --> 04:52:06,718
it's really really pretty i hope they've

7457
04:52:03,600 --> 04:52:06,718
got it rendered on google earth

7458
04:52:09,040 --> 04:52:13,760
hmm

7459
04:52:11,200 --> 04:52:16,160
where's that big [ __ ] ugly tower

7460
04:52:13,760 --> 04:52:17,520
you find big [ __ ] this big [ __ ] ugly

7461
04:52:16,160 --> 04:52:20,000
ass tower in the middle of nowhere that

7462
04:52:17,520 --> 04:52:22,560
no one likes needs to be torn down

7463
04:52:20,000 --> 04:52:25,280
but yeah it's really really quite nice

7464
04:52:22,560 --> 04:52:27,360
the uh like it's kind of like scuffed

7465
04:52:25,280 --> 04:52:29,200
along here but walking it like along on

7466
04:52:27,360 --> 04:52:32,320
google maps but like walking along here

7467
04:52:29,200 --> 04:52:33,600
is so nice it's a year with you easy

7468
04:52:32,320 --> 04:52:35,280
what

7469
04:52:33,600 --> 04:52:36,560
oh [ __ ] yeah let's go

7470
04:52:35,280 --> 04:52:38,160
yeah you can't really see there's like a

7471
04:52:36,560 --> 04:52:40,320
railing all down here there's so many

7472
04:52:38,160 --> 04:52:41,920
nice like there's beach huts and [ __ ]

7473
04:52:40,320 --> 04:52:44,080
for some reason that aren't rendering on

7474
04:52:41,920 --> 04:52:45,600
google oh yeah these things

7475
04:52:44,080 --> 04:52:46,798
like they're so pretty they're all like

7476
04:52:45,600 --> 04:52:48,560
oh they're rendering look at that

7477
04:52:46,798 --> 04:52:50,080
they're so pretty look at this they do

7478
04:52:48,560 --> 04:52:51,200
actually render

7479
04:52:50,080 --> 04:52:54,000
look at that

7480
04:52:51,200 --> 04:52:56,160
so i do my family live uh live near here

7481
04:52:54,000 --> 04:52:57,280
um or they they did in fact you know

7482
04:52:56,160 --> 04:53:00,400
[ __ ] it since they've moved i can

7483
04:52:57,280 --> 04:53:00,400
probably show you their address

7484
04:53:00,560 --> 04:53:04,560
oh it was this building what the [ __ ]

7485
04:53:02,560 --> 04:53:06,080
they lived here let's go this is the

7486
04:53:04,560 --> 04:53:07,120
building that my this is the flat that

7487
04:53:06,080 --> 04:53:07,920
my um

7488
04:53:07,120 --> 04:53:10,480
my

7489
04:53:07,920 --> 04:53:11,840
my grandma my grandad my

7490
04:53:10,480 --> 04:53:14,000
uh

7491
04:53:11,840 --> 04:53:17,840
my grandma my we don't have money dude

7492
04:53:14,000 --> 04:53:19,040
my grandma my grandad my [ __ ] uh

7493
04:53:17,840 --> 04:53:21,840
cousin

7494
04:53:19,040 --> 04:53:25,360
another person and my aunt lived in a in

7495
04:53:21,840 --> 04:53:27,360
a two-bedroom flat there

7496
04:53:25,360 --> 04:53:28,480
and then we also stayed over as a full

7497
04:53:27,360 --> 04:53:30,320
family

7498
04:53:28,480 --> 04:53:33,440
instantly

7499
04:53:30,320 --> 04:53:36,320
anyway 25 months bogu

7500
04:53:33,440 --> 04:53:38,638
so like it was yeah we we never had like

7501
04:53:36,320 --> 04:53:41,440
that we're not like a very uh wealthy

7502
04:53:38,638 --> 04:53:42,958
[ __ ] family uh but

7503
04:53:41,440 --> 04:53:45,440
you know they got it when it was really

7504
04:53:42,958 --> 04:53:47,440
quite cheap it's very nice

7505
04:53:45,440 --> 04:53:49,520
uh fins from the ends i'm not i'm just

7506
04:53:47,440 --> 04:53:52,480
like working class i'm not like [ __ ]

7507
04:53:49,520 --> 04:53:54,400
i'm not dude i'm not i'm not like

7508
04:53:52,480 --> 04:53:55,600
like [ __ ] impoverished i'm just

7509
04:53:54,400 --> 04:53:58,400
working class

7510
04:53:55,600 --> 04:54:00,080
i like to think that anyway

7511
04:53:58,400 --> 04:54:01,200
uh but i'm not anymore i think i'm

7512
04:54:00,080 --> 04:54:02,878
middle class

7513
04:54:01,200 --> 04:54:05,360
but dude i used to like oh dude there's

7514
04:54:02,878 --> 04:54:06,638
so many memories so these these grand we

7515
04:54:05,360 --> 04:54:07,840
always used to like set up little

7516
04:54:06,638 --> 04:54:09,920
football pictures here we played

7517
04:54:07,840 --> 04:54:12,480
football here [ __ ] go down the beach

7518
04:54:09,920 --> 04:54:14,240
[ __ ] skim this beach is all stones

7519
04:54:12,480 --> 04:54:16,320
and rocks and that sounds bad but like

7520
04:54:14,240 --> 04:54:18,560
it's so nice you need to throw rocks

7521
04:54:16,320 --> 04:54:21,680
skim stones forever dude

7522
04:54:18,560 --> 04:54:23,760
this is perfectly flat pavement dude

7523
04:54:21,680 --> 04:54:26,320
when you got a [ __ ] like scooter or a

7524
04:54:23,760 --> 04:54:28,560
bike dude this is so good there's a

7525
04:54:26,320 --> 04:54:31,040
[ __ ] ice cream shop somewhere here

7526
04:54:28,560 --> 04:54:33,520
hold on i'm gonna find it

7527
04:54:31,040 --> 04:54:34,958
i think it's this thing this [ __ ] ice

7528
04:54:33,520 --> 04:54:37,920
cream shop right here

7529
04:54:34,958 --> 04:54:39,920
it's gonna render the best [ __ ] it's so

7530
04:54:37,920 --> 04:54:41,680
good it's so good look this one i don't

7531
04:54:39,920 --> 04:54:45,280
know i forgot what it's called morocco's

7532
04:54:41,680 --> 04:54:47,360
bro oh [ __ ] oh my god morocco's bro dude

7533
04:54:45,280 --> 04:54:49,040
best [ __ ] ice cream i know what it

7534
04:54:47,360 --> 04:54:50,638
was i don't know if it was the best but

7535
04:54:49,040 --> 04:54:53,040
i always got taken there bro oh

7536
04:54:50,638 --> 04:54:54,638
goodnight stuff [ __ ] goodnight stuff

7537
04:54:53,040 --> 04:54:55,840
i always got taken there as a kid dude

7538
04:54:54,638 --> 04:54:57,920
maybe it was because they were cheap i

7539
04:54:55,840 --> 04:55:00,240
don't know but dude best [ __ ] ice

7540
04:54:57,920 --> 04:55:01,840
cream in the best ice cream dude i have

7541
04:55:00,240 --> 04:55:04,560
such fond memories of it

7542
04:55:01,840 --> 04:55:05,680
this is a care home like right here and

7543
04:55:04,560 --> 04:55:07,120
we always used to look through the

7544
04:55:05,680 --> 04:55:09,120
window and there'd always used to be a

7545
04:55:07,120 --> 04:55:10,240
guy that was like just [ __ ] like this

7546
04:55:09,120 --> 04:55:11,360
like we'd always used to look through

7547
04:55:10,240 --> 04:55:14,080
the window of the care home and they'd

7548
04:55:11,360 --> 04:55:14,080
be like a guy

7549
04:55:14,240 --> 04:55:17,280
like that

7550
04:55:15,760 --> 04:55:18,560
and i don't know why but as kids we

7551
04:55:17,280 --> 04:55:20,480
thought that was funny

7552
04:55:18,560 --> 04:55:23,280
because he would like just be staring

7553
04:55:20,480 --> 04:55:25,360
nothing that's probably a [ __ ] up joke

7554
04:55:23,280 --> 04:55:27,920
and now that i think about it i think i

7555
04:55:25,360 --> 04:55:29,840
was dead no no um but like yeah they

7556
04:55:27,920 --> 04:55:31,200
were just [ __ ] doing nothing just

7557
04:55:29,840 --> 04:55:33,440
living next to this ice cream shop and

7558
04:55:31,200 --> 04:55:35,040
they'd like [ __ ] people watched it

7559
04:55:33,440 --> 04:55:37,440
was just interesting

7560
04:55:35,040 --> 04:55:38,480
ah dude so many fond memories man bright

7561
04:55:37,440 --> 04:55:41,040
and such

7562
04:55:38,480 --> 04:55:43,840
oh my god look at this okay so there's

7563
04:55:41,040 --> 04:55:45,760
oh my [ __ ] god dude

7564
04:55:43,840 --> 04:55:47,440
i developed my love of like trampolining

7565
04:55:45,760 --> 04:55:48,638
by the way this is a big like swimming

7566
04:55:47,440 --> 04:55:50,638
center here like all of this is a

7567
04:55:48,638 --> 04:55:52,160
swimming pool and it's so nice it's just

7568
04:55:50,638 --> 04:55:54,718
a swimming pool but dude i remember it

7569
04:55:52,160 --> 04:55:56,638
so fondly man and this is actually just

7570
04:55:54,718 --> 04:55:59,040
[ __ ] graffiti trash but like this is

7571
04:55:56,638 --> 04:56:00,718
like swimming pool

7572
04:55:59,040 --> 04:56:03,200
again looking at it like this it's not

7573
04:56:00,718 --> 04:56:04,560
that amazing but like dude again not not

7574
04:56:03,200 --> 04:56:06,160
super there's probably better areas but

7575
04:56:04,560 --> 04:56:08,160
like brighton's really pretty like look

7576
04:56:06,160 --> 04:56:10,320
at the architecture of this like dude

7577
04:56:08,160 --> 04:56:12,798
it's really nice it's pretty as [ __ ] i

7578
04:56:10,320 --> 04:56:14,798
have such fun memories this is a like

7579
04:56:12,798 --> 04:56:17,600
amusement park sort of thing there's

7580
04:56:14,798 --> 04:56:18,878
trampolines here this is mini golf

7581
04:56:17,600 --> 04:56:21,280
they're like bouncy castles that

7582
04:56:18,878 --> 04:56:22,798
deflated it bouncy castle bouncy castle

7583
04:56:21,280 --> 04:56:24,638
bouncy castle

7584
04:56:22,798 --> 04:56:26,560
this was like a mini arcade room this is

7585
04:56:24,638 --> 04:56:29,280
where you get tokens for everything uh

7586
04:56:26,560 --> 04:56:31,280
this was like they used to have like uh

7587
04:56:29,280 --> 04:56:33,360
really small i'm sorry i'm just living

7588
04:56:31,280 --> 04:56:35,920
my childhood my bad i know this isn't

7589
04:56:33,360 --> 04:56:36,958
super interesting but like i i just i

7590
04:56:35,920 --> 04:56:38,560
want to talk about it i haven't done

7591
04:56:36,958 --> 04:56:40,160
this i haven't seen it in so long i've

7592
04:56:38,560 --> 04:56:42,638
seen this in years

7593
04:56:40,160 --> 04:56:44,320
um i've got so many good memories

7594
04:56:42,638 --> 04:56:46,320
this is where i like learned to

7595
04:56:44,320 --> 04:56:50,000
trampoline and because we go there as

7596
04:56:46,320 --> 04:56:50,958
kids i love i love trampolining as like

7597
04:56:50,000 --> 04:56:52,000
a thing

7598
04:56:50,958 --> 04:56:53,600
i always thought that was interesting

7599
04:56:52,000 --> 04:56:55,120
the when i when i when i was like in

7600
04:56:53,600 --> 04:56:56,560
primaries on primary when i was in

7601
04:56:55,120 --> 04:56:58,798
secondary school

7602
04:56:56,560 --> 04:57:02,320
you got to pick like sports and [ __ ] and

7603
04:56:58,798 --> 04:57:04,080
like i did like dude i did rugby i did

7604
04:57:02,320 --> 04:57:05,920
it [ __ ] i did football i didn't like

7605
04:57:04,080 --> 04:57:08,400
football i did i did rugby i did

7606
04:57:05,920 --> 04:57:09,760
football i did like uh cricket dude i

7607
04:57:08,400 --> 04:57:12,000
did [ __ ] like

7608
04:57:09,760 --> 04:57:14,080
kick ball or whatever the [ __ ] it was

7609
04:57:12,000 --> 04:57:16,240
we did i did sprinting

7610
04:57:14,080 --> 04:57:18,320
and then after all these things like all

7611
04:57:16,240 --> 04:57:20,480
the guys like good activities that you

7612
04:57:18,320 --> 04:57:21,920
can pick [ __ ] i dropped football and

7613
04:57:20,480 --> 04:57:25,200
did trampolining and everyone thought i

7614
04:57:21,920 --> 04:57:25,200
was weird at that point [ __ ]

7615
04:57:25,440 --> 04:57:30,638
[ __ ] you are everyone thought i was

7616
04:57:27,600 --> 04:57:32,638
weird as [ __ ] but dude i lo that was

7617
04:57:30,638 --> 04:57:34,560
dude gay uh dude [ __ ] are you

7618
04:57:32,638 --> 04:57:37,280
trampoline you're [ __ ] gay that was

7619
04:57:34,560 --> 04:57:38,878
it the uh but like dude i swear to god i

7620
04:57:37,280 --> 04:57:40,240
i brought people around to it because

7621
04:57:38,878 --> 04:57:41,600
after i started doing trampolining and

7622
04:57:40,240 --> 04:57:43,360
[ __ ] because i could actually do it

7623
04:57:41,600 --> 04:57:45,280
trampolines are busting exactly i was

7624
04:57:43,360 --> 04:57:46,638
doing like i lo i knew i can do like a

7625
04:57:45,280 --> 04:57:47,840
backflip on a trampoline and that was

7626
04:57:46,638 --> 04:57:48,878
like really impressive to people so they

7627
04:57:47,840 --> 04:57:50,480
started doing trampolining trying to

7628
04:57:48,878 --> 04:57:52,000
learn how to do a backflip i could do a

7629
04:57:50,480 --> 04:57:53,680
front flip and i can do a front flip i

7630
04:57:52,000 --> 04:57:55,040
can do a back flip and do a side flip

7631
04:57:53,680 --> 04:57:56,718
i'm awesome i don't know if i can do it

7632
04:57:55,040 --> 04:57:57,440
anymore but i could

7633
04:57:56,718 --> 04:57:59,360
but

7634
04:57:57,440 --> 04:58:01,040
yeah i learned to do it from like this

7635
04:57:59,360 --> 04:58:02,958
[ __ ] trample this like little

7636
04:58:01,040 --> 04:58:04,000
trampoline park that was overpriced it's

7637
04:58:02,958 --> 04:58:05,520
like [ __ ]

7638
04:58:04,000 --> 04:58:07,120
actually it probably wasn't i'm just i

7639
04:58:05,520 --> 04:58:09,120
know the price is off by heart and i

7640
04:58:07,120 --> 04:58:11,520
realized this was a steal it was like

7641
04:58:09,120 --> 04:58:13,440
50p for like 10 minutes

7642
04:58:11,520 --> 04:58:14,798
50p and you got 10 minutes on on a

7643
04:58:13,440 --> 04:58:16,320
trampoline

7644
04:58:14,798 --> 04:58:17,920
and i remember like the reason why i

7645
04:58:16,320 --> 04:58:19,360
think it's expensive is because i know

7646
04:58:17,920 --> 04:58:22,320
my parents are like

7647
04:58:19,360 --> 04:58:24,560
my like grandma who again not well like

7648
04:58:22,320 --> 04:58:27,120
didn't have a job or anything um but my

7649
04:58:24,560 --> 04:58:28,798
aunt was paying for it so like

7650
04:58:27,120 --> 04:58:31,440
or from like retirement fund she was

7651
04:58:28,798 --> 04:58:33,040
paying for it on and like um it was like

7652
04:58:31,440 --> 04:58:34,240
i know that she had to like pay for like

7653
04:58:33,040 --> 04:58:36,320
three kids because it would have been my

7654
04:58:34,240 --> 04:58:37,680
cousin me and my sister

7655
04:58:36,320 --> 04:58:39,360
and like we were there for like half an

7656
04:58:37,680 --> 04:58:41,040
hour so she was she came there knowing

7657
04:58:39,360 --> 04:58:43,280
she was gonna shout like ten [ __ ]

7658
04:58:41,040 --> 04:58:45,120
pounds so these [ __ ] kids can bounce

7659
04:58:43,280 --> 04:58:46,480
on a trampoline man

7660
04:58:45,120 --> 04:58:48,400
yeah

7661
04:58:46,480 --> 04:58:51,120
[ __ ] crazy for like half an hour no

7662
04:58:48,400 --> 04:58:53,600
no 50p for like 10 minutes so but they

7663
04:58:51,120 --> 04:58:54,718
were doing like three kids yeah

7664
04:58:53,600 --> 04:58:55,920
and they were strict about it too i

7665
04:58:54,718 --> 04:58:57,760
remember oh there were [ __ ]

7666
04:58:55,920 --> 04:58:59,440
there like there was a guard there was a

7667
04:58:57,760 --> 04:59:01,200
guard on entrance sitting right here

7668
04:58:59,440 --> 04:59:02,798
there's a [ __ ] guard that sat right

7669
04:59:01,200 --> 04:59:04,400
there and will kick you off after your

7670
04:59:02,798 --> 04:59:06,958
time's done

7671
04:59:04,400 --> 04:59:06,958
disgusting

7672
04:59:07,520 --> 04:59:11,840
oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ]

7673
04:59:09,520 --> 04:59:14,240
thanks for the thousand bits man

7674
04:59:11,840 --> 04:59:15,920
oh thanks [ __ ] it no no i spent all my

7675
04:59:14,240 --> 04:59:17,840
money all of the money all the bits

7676
04:59:15,920 --> 04:59:19,040
thanks for the photo thanks for watching

7677
04:59:17,840 --> 04:59:20,958
that's birmingham for you this is

7678
04:59:19,040 --> 04:59:23,280
brighton this is brighton this is my

7679
04:59:20,958 --> 04:59:25,280
favorite city in the uk

7680
04:59:23,280 --> 04:59:28,240
uh this is by far my favorite city in

7681
04:59:25,280 --> 04:59:29,680
the uk if i if i could afford like

7682
04:59:28,240 --> 04:59:31,760
something like this if i could afford

7683
04:59:29,680 --> 04:59:33,280
like one of these houses i'd move right

7684
04:59:31,760 --> 04:59:35,120
away but these are like

7685
04:59:33,280 --> 04:59:37,040
these never sell and they're

7686
04:59:35,120 --> 04:59:39,120
probably [ __ ] i don't know four

7687
04:59:37,040 --> 04:59:41,040
million for something like this

7688
04:59:39,120 --> 04:59:43,040
three million

7689
04:59:41,040 --> 04:59:44,958
maybe a bit less like two two to three

7690
04:59:43,040 --> 04:59:47,440
million for this

7691
04:59:44,958 --> 04:59:48,240
it isn't worth it uh and i can't afford

7692
04:59:47,440 --> 04:59:49,040
that

7693
04:59:48,240 --> 04:59:51,520
by

7694
04:59:49,040 --> 04:59:53,840
any one not even not even remotely close

7695
04:59:51,520 --> 04:59:55,440
can't afford it but like

7696
04:59:53,840 --> 04:59:56,878
there just aren't houses available in

7697
04:59:55,440 --> 04:59:58,638
fact wait i think i've seen one of these

7698
04:59:56,878 --> 05:00:00,638
up for sale

7699
04:59:58,638 --> 05:00:02,080
and oh my god look at the behemoth of a

7700
05:00:00,638 --> 05:00:03,200
house this [ __ ] thing is look at that

7701
05:00:02,080 --> 05:00:05,360
extension

7702
05:00:03,200 --> 05:00:06,798
jesus i'd love that but yeah they make

7703
05:00:05,360 --> 05:00:08,400
them so these aren't actually like

7704
05:00:06,798 --> 05:00:10,958
houses i don't think like these are

7705
05:00:08,400 --> 05:00:13,360
these are like flats so what people do

7706
05:00:10,958 --> 05:00:14,638
is yes i might what happens is like one

7707
05:00:13,360 --> 05:00:16,480
person owns the ground floor and one

7708
05:00:14,638 --> 05:00:17,680
other person has the top floor a lot of

7709
05:00:16,480 --> 05:00:20,240
the time

7710
05:00:17,680 --> 05:00:22,160
um but like dude if i owned one of these

7711
05:00:20,240 --> 05:00:24,080
bliss bliss dude

7712
05:00:22,160 --> 05:00:26,080
but these are like very normal regular

7713
05:00:24,080 --> 05:00:27,360
houses um some of them are a bit bigger

7714
05:00:26,080 --> 05:00:28,638
because again they're made into flats

7715
05:00:27,360 --> 05:00:30,160
but like

7716
05:00:28,638 --> 05:00:31,440
yeah if i could if i had all the money

7717
05:00:30,160 --> 05:00:34,240
in the world dude

7718
05:00:31,440 --> 05:00:35,840
the dream the absolute dream would be to

7719
05:00:34,240 --> 05:00:37,120
live in something like this because this

7720
05:00:35,840 --> 05:00:40,480
place is

7721
05:00:37,120 --> 05:00:44,240
just stunning man i love it the the

7722
05:00:40,480 --> 05:00:46,000
it's it's lovely it really is nice

7723
05:00:44,240 --> 05:00:47,200
sorry bro i'm just gushing about

7724
05:00:46,000 --> 05:00:49,920
brighton man and it's where every

7725
05:00:47,200 --> 05:00:51,760
[ __ ] youtuber lives now so i guess it

7726
05:00:49,920 --> 05:00:53,200
is it is worth it like dude

7727
05:00:51,760 --> 05:00:54,798
it's it's beautiful it's it's very

7728
05:00:53,200 --> 05:00:56,320
pretty i've looked at house prices

7729
05:00:54,798 --> 05:00:58,080
numerous times there just in case

7730
05:00:56,320 --> 05:00:59,680
something pops up but like it's not

7731
05:00:58,080 --> 05:01:02,638
there's no way

7732
05:00:59,680 --> 05:01:03,760
memory lane yeah yeah my bad

7733
05:01:02,638 --> 05:01:06,080
because i can't really talk about like

7734
05:01:03,760 --> 05:01:08,080
where i actually like live now or where

7735
05:01:06,080 --> 05:01:10,000
i lived when i was a kid um but i can

7736
05:01:08,080 --> 05:01:11,680
talk about like where i visited i like

7737
05:01:10,000 --> 05:01:13,680
visited this twice a year we stayed for

7738
05:01:11,680 --> 05:01:15,520
like a few weeks and it's always and we

7739
05:01:13,680 --> 05:01:17,760
always went so it's great

7740
05:01:15,520 --> 05:01:20,718
because it's again uk you can just drive

7741
05:01:17,760 --> 05:01:22,320
down so and we lived in we lived in uh

7742
05:01:20,718 --> 05:01:24,480
like the family's like flat we just

7743
05:01:22,320 --> 05:01:26,160
slept on the floor it's awesome [ __ ]

7744
05:01:24,480 --> 05:01:28,320
so cool because we're like young kids

7745
05:01:26,160 --> 05:01:30,240
you could get away with like okay you on

7746
05:01:28,320 --> 05:01:33,440
the [ __ ] you're you're you're on okay

7747
05:01:30,240 --> 05:01:35,040
we we set down a blanket sleep there and

7748
05:01:33,440 --> 05:01:37,360
we're completely fine with it and great

7749
05:01:35,040 --> 05:01:40,160
it's awesome

7750
05:01:37,360 --> 05:01:40,160
that's so cool

7751
05:01:40,958 --> 05:01:45,120
all right this is so nice this dude i

7752
05:01:43,360 --> 05:01:47,760
haven't been on google author looking

7753
05:01:45,120 --> 05:01:48,718
looking at this [ __ ] [ __ ] ages

7754
05:01:47,760 --> 05:01:51,680
um

7755
05:01:48,718 --> 05:01:51,680
i think i've ever done this

7756
05:01:52,240 --> 05:01:54,638
oh dude you want to hear some brighton

7757
05:01:53,440 --> 05:01:57,280
law look at this

7758
05:01:54,638 --> 05:02:00,080
okay so this right here is a burnt down

7759
05:01:57,280 --> 05:02:01,920
pier that they like so there's a lot

7760
05:02:00,080 --> 05:02:03,920
where's the pit there's a pier here they

7761
05:02:01,920 --> 05:02:06,000
used to have like this pier is it's

7762
05:02:03,920 --> 05:02:07,600
relatively fun it's like an arcade

7763
05:02:06,000 --> 05:02:09,120
there's like rides you can go on there's

7764
05:02:07,600 --> 05:02:11,200
like food here and [ __ ] it's gonna

7765
05:02:09,120 --> 05:02:12,718
render in a sec there it is there's like

7766
05:02:11,200 --> 05:02:14,638
food like it's actually quite fun

7767
05:02:12,718 --> 05:02:17,840
there's tons of [ __ ] to do here it's

7768
05:02:14,638 --> 05:02:19,280
along this long-ass pier here right

7769
05:02:17,840 --> 05:02:21,280
but it's actually good but they used to

7770
05:02:19,280 --> 05:02:24,480
have another one

7771
05:02:21,280 --> 05:02:27,680
keyword [ __ ] used to this [ __ ] is

7772
05:02:24,480 --> 05:02:29,040
just timber now but it's too far out for

7773
05:02:27,680 --> 05:02:31,120
them to do anything about it look you

7774
05:02:29,040 --> 05:02:34,080
can see the remnants like it's just too

7775
05:02:31,120 --> 05:02:36,560
far out for them to do [ __ ] about it

7776
05:02:34,080 --> 05:02:38,320
so they just [ __ ] left it there it's

7777
05:02:36,560 --> 05:02:40,080
just in the middle of the ocean

7778
05:02:38,320 --> 05:02:42,560
no one cares either look hold on let me

7779
05:02:40,080 --> 05:02:45,920
just like go on to like street view

7780
05:02:42,560 --> 05:02:45,920
let's go there go on the beach

7781
05:02:50,320 --> 05:02:55,600
look at this beautiful [ __ ] place

7782
05:02:52,480 --> 05:02:58,400
look look at it it's [ __ ] it looks

7783
05:02:55,600 --> 05:02:59,200
terrible but like it's such like a meme

7784
05:02:58,400 --> 05:03:02,240
like

7785
05:02:59,200 --> 05:03:04,000
no one gives a [ __ ] it's so funny oh

7786
05:03:02,240 --> 05:03:05,360
yeah this is the oh my god this picture

7787
05:03:04,000 --> 05:03:07,360
is when they were constructing the dumb

7788
05:03:05,360 --> 05:03:09,040
stupid tower

7789
05:03:07,360 --> 05:03:10,958
it's such a i this tower is such a

7790
05:03:09,040 --> 05:03:12,160
[ __ ] isil but you go right to the top

7791
05:03:10,958 --> 05:03:13,680
of it it's

7792
05:03:12,160 --> 05:03:15,200
brighton is not look the thing is

7793
05:03:13,680 --> 05:03:17,200
brighton is designed to be a

7794
05:03:15,200 --> 05:03:19,040
street-level city and it's really pretty

7795
05:03:17,200 --> 05:03:20,400
but like up up from the top of this

7796
05:03:19,040 --> 05:03:22,878
thing like what do you get to see this

7797
05:03:20,400 --> 05:03:24,240
is not like this some crazy view

7798
05:03:22,878 --> 05:03:25,600
like it's cool and all but like it

7799
05:03:24,240 --> 05:03:28,000
doesn't look good from the top it's not

7800
05:03:25,600 --> 05:03:29,680
like a big city there's very few of like

7801
05:03:28,000 --> 05:03:32,000
something you'll notice in brighton

7802
05:03:29,680 --> 05:03:35,280
very few buildings like this like look

7803
05:03:32,000 --> 05:03:39,360
at it it's all these really low down

7804
05:03:35,280 --> 05:03:39,360
it's so nice it's like a big town

7805
05:03:39,680 --> 05:03:42,560
i'm just gushing about this cutting

7806
05:03:41,200 --> 05:03:45,280
place

7807
05:03:42,560 --> 05:03:45,280
i love it so

7808
05:03:45,360 --> 05:03:49,840
if you moved to australia you could get

7809
05:03:47,520 --> 05:03:52,638
a government grant for up to 20k from

7810
05:03:49,840 --> 05:03:55,040
the government to build a new house

7811
05:03:52,638 --> 05:03:56,638
yeah but you have to live in australia

7812
05:03:55,040 --> 05:03:58,560
yikes

7813
05:03:56,638 --> 05:04:01,440
i bet you they don't give that in for if

7814
05:03:58,560 --> 05:04:02,718
you want to move to [ __ ] like sydney

7815
05:04:01,440 --> 05:04:04,160
hey finster what is your favorite

7816
05:04:02,718 --> 05:04:06,160
benchmade knife i used to work at the

7817
05:04:04,160 --> 05:04:09,360
fact you used to work at the [ __ ]

7818
05:04:06,160 --> 05:04:12,878
benchmade factory what the [ __ ]

7819
05:04:09,360 --> 05:04:15,040
dude i got my [ __ ] bug out right here

7820
05:04:12,878 --> 05:04:16,480
[ __ ] crazy law you used to work at

7821
05:04:15,040 --> 05:04:18,560
the company that manufactured these

7822
05:04:16,480 --> 05:04:19,440
that's [ __ ] crazy

7823
05:04:18,560 --> 05:04:21,040
dude

7824
05:04:19,440 --> 05:04:23,360
that's sick

7825
05:04:21,040 --> 05:04:24,798
and uh yeah that [ __ ] jesus sorry i'm

7826
05:04:23,360 --> 05:04:26,240
getting over there bench my booger i'm

7827
05:04:24,798 --> 05:04:27,760
sorry i'm winding down for the stream

7828
05:04:26,240 --> 05:04:29,120
here i'm gonna end soon i'm just talking

7829
05:04:27,760 --> 05:04:31,520
about [ __ ] i like

7830
05:04:29,120 --> 05:04:33,200
yeah um i also got the crooked river i

7831
05:04:31,520 --> 05:04:34,560
really like this it's difficult to say

7832
05:04:33,200 --> 05:04:36,718
which one's my favorite because the

7833
05:04:34,560 --> 05:04:38,638
crooked river is just my beast of a do

7834
05:04:36,718 --> 05:04:41,280
everything knife if someone breaks into

7835
05:04:38,638 --> 05:04:43,920
my house this is what i'm grabbing um

7836
05:04:41,280 --> 05:04:45,680
if a bump in the night but like also if

7837
05:04:43,920 --> 05:04:47,520
i need to chop up boxes this [ __ ] i

7838
05:04:45,680 --> 05:04:49,360
don't know what they did to [ __ ] the

7839
05:04:47,520 --> 05:04:51,760
s30v of this steel

7840
05:04:49,360 --> 05:04:53,600
it's hard as a [ __ ] like

7841
05:04:51,760 --> 05:04:54,400
[ __ ] i don't know it's hard to steal

7842
05:04:53,600 --> 05:04:56,240
it's

7843
05:04:54,400 --> 05:04:57,760
this thing doesn't go dull i don't know

7844
05:04:56,240 --> 05:04:59,600
what it maybe it's the grind that i put

7845
05:04:57,760 --> 05:05:02,000
on it it's the way i sharpened it i

7846
05:04:59,600 --> 05:05:05,600
forget to ask you what is in the pin

7847
05:05:02,000 --> 05:05:05,600
spicy photos folder

7848
05:05:06,718 --> 05:05:13,520
oh yeah [ __ ] on my on my on my drive

7849
05:05:10,000 --> 05:05:15,840
on my uh on my like uh [ __ ] on this

7850
05:05:13,520 --> 05:05:15,840
this one

7851
05:05:21,760 --> 05:05:24,080
listen

7852
05:05:25,840 --> 05:05:29,798
you always need a backup plan

7853
05:05:32,080 --> 05:05:35,680
hey boys i reckon that's a good time to

7854
05:05:33,600 --> 05:05:37,680
leave it off for today i will see you

7855
05:05:35,680 --> 05:05:39,680
i'm gonna order food i'm a [ __ ] gosh

7856
05:05:37,680 --> 05:05:41,680
about brian order food anyway boys i'll

7857
05:05:39,680 --> 05:05:43,200
see you in the next stream

7858
05:05:41,680 --> 05:05:45,840
i'll be back

7859
05:05:43,200 --> 05:05:45,840
another time

7860
05:05:47,680 --> 05:05:51,560
see you boys peace

7861
05:05:52,100 --> 05:05:55,180
[Applause]