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F1 and then Cow Jam f1nn count GM f1n and count GM F1 and then Cow Jam
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hello almost a year wow oh God
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hello [Music] people are saying hi Finn I am [ __ ]
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tricked out you got God you got God
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don't call me mommy don't worry [Music]
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about what are you talking to me super oh it's the big game I'm missing
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the big game I'm missing the big game for this as you know is a a cold red white and
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blue blooded American I am missing the big game here finally catching a stream in order to
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actually use my son he's getting ready
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to turn desktop audio down your audio levels are [ __ ] you're we are [ __ ] no [ __ ] you again
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hey I'll [ __ ] kill you in Minecraft [Music]
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oh guys why do you listen to everything out of your speakers
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why does this guy listen to things out of his speakers turn the music back up okay
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all right fine you know what I get they had it right they had it right [Music]
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cover everything only only eyes showing I don't need to read it out I don't need to read it out because if this guy's got
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[ __ ] [Music] everything's plugged into the wrong spot
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is soda there yay it's me
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Finn is getting ready they're putting like boobs in I have no idea who you are
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sweet it was me I just snuck in and pressed the go live
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button I don't I don't I don't know where I am I don't know who I am [Music]
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like boobs into their chest or whatever they do or whatever
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how I'm not destroying any of the instead of said Phoenix been asking me for for setup help all day
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[Music] who is this my name is uh my name is
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just so the real big game is whether ahead of lettuce will Outlast Finn's ability to resist confidence
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I don't know how the titties look so I went downstairs to do them all right
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all right hold on fellas shift over a slight that way
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oh yeah all right sorry it's so rare that I ever
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do composition right no that's why I'm buying a full frame there we go now I know you need to you
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need to scoot there that's
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okay hold on all right oh [ __ ] me hello hey soda have you been enjoying the UK's
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delicious food I actually have been enjoying the UK's delicious food I um
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you know I haven't been eating any British food exclusively British food oh yeah no I've
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got it but there's a lot of great like do you want to go on camera oh yeah there is in London yeah let's
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show it let's show in Birmingham good uh Indian food though yeah oh yeah true England's Great for that
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hey it's the return of the femboy also 18 months all right fellas
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no not eight it has been over two years yes [ __ ] I'm here
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I am officially hold on I really hope this works and not show us like my balls from last one and then Smiles
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we're both here oh
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holy [ __ ] fellas I don't know if you were away if you don't follow me on
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Twitter or uh use Twitter because that [ __ ] tweet blew up has been gone followed me over that admin gold um the
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otk Pokemon of like collecting all the followbacks I I thought I would have gone for Exodia there Big Show
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there's more than like five who is winning the Superbowl my fellow
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Americans that's on you oh do you even know who's playing who's yeah who's playing in the big game you can't
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can't say it or not ESPN you have to say the big game wait Tom Brady that's wait who's playing
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and Chad's gonna tell me before I can Google it the Eagles Mommy Eagles the Eagles are coming the Eagles
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Eagles Gandalf has gone with the Eagles
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it's great to see you oh my God he's back I don't know if you saw what
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has happened uh if you guys have checked the twitch Channel recently you may have noticed it was greeted with a black
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screen a Windows shutdown mode it was trash it was gone I was removed from
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twitch for a period of period of three days [Music]
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so here's what happened yeah that's it that's the rest of the job
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let's end that joke right there that bit's gonna get old okay punk all right so uh banned for being
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too hot so as funny as that is kind of yes so here's what happened exactly so
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there's a bit of a story time sorry to leave you out soda oh no you're in I was in the room yeah so it was in the room I was in the walls I called a uh I called
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my actually let me mute Donuts just for one second because this is an interesting little story I don't know
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about talking I get distracted all right fellas boys uh here's what happened can I show it maybe
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I don't know wait no I can't show what happened got me banned because it was a bannable offense anyway I learned something new about twitch
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action that you were doing so if you had a screenshot it would be fine
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maybe maybe maybe okay well the big part of it was like the words that you used
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remember that was that was that was key I was I was in the room when he was on his phone call with the uh oh explain it
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hold on well this is a story that gets yeah okay hold on so let me talk you
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through this like a like a tight like a tail here so don't push your luck I'm trying not to
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but you know my first stream back on Twitch uh for sexual explicit content
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is with soda I do pornography
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oh yeah sex on camera for a living this is more of a uh in-depth this is a lot
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more that I wanted to talk about stream there's so much [ __ ] that's been happening man so wait [ __ ] why did I lose that link
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okay there we go this is the outfit that I got abandoned and this is pretty much where can I find myself doing this well
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uh okay okay yeah it's all cut out it's all out of frame I'm mostly doing that this but this
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whole video is basically the band so I thought when I got banned on Twitch for sexually explicit content I got banned
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for three days now I immediately thought I don't know if you guys know this but I slept up I skidded back on stream in a
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very short skirt and I exposed oh my God I'm wearing the same underwear that I show but I exposed my sort of safety
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shorts underwear sort of thing fair you know like [ __ ] and ball on
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stream not real not [ __ ] and ball just like Ludwig's balls reveals no not even it was root balls right out it was like
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slammed him onto the desk you're gonna be banned again it was made of banana squish sound
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effect I it went through underwear I will have you know there was nothing
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on this website okay I was there yeah what no I wasn't okay so there I don't
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watch it but I was so eventually I emailed twitch I have I recently actually got a twitch partnership
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manager I didn't know they existed I've never spoken to a person at Twitch in my life it's a sort of a disorganized company which is real neither so I spoke
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through this guy reached out a while ago my I now have a twitch guy so I decided [ __ ] it I'm getting I got banned I'll
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reach out to him I figured out what happened and he refused to tell me what it was that I did he did tell me the
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stream day though that I got banned for because switch don't tell you that automatically they don't tell you what you get banned for exactly but he wanted
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to get on a phone call with me at 2PM the next day so that's why you sort of had to wait for extra details
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huh it was 2 30. oh sorry it was 2 30 p.m my bad my bad Chinese dinner English English time British time so BSD so
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here's the interesting bit right I got on a phone call with him and he said it I this is not
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I like I said like I'm fairly sure I know what I got banned for and he said I don't think you do and this is by the
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way I don't want to talk [ __ ] on this guy he's actually a really nice guy and very helpful too um but the twitch policy team and the
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person I know are completely different people the people who make the rules and the guy that manages dumb little streamer fellas like me completely
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different team so bimbo why so here's what I did here's what went wrong during
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the course of the stream I like have this Brower and I'm gonna tempt fate here a little bit and show like it does
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this it pushes your chest together now and it's they're my sorry my pecs your pecs that will make more
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sense later my packs together they push my pecs together to resemble a stronger male chest
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doesn't feel right no so okay so I can look strong I promise this will make
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sense in a second so [ __ ] uh I get on a call with him and he says I don't think you know why you've got banned and
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it's because I spent a little bit of the stream adjusting and let's not be obtuse here playing
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playing with my exactly was excessively groping no it was just groping groping
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for a prolonged period of time is I I remember the word excessively somewhere
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I remember excessively yeah like there was the excess yeah I couldn't tweet the word groping so I couldn't give up yeah
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but yeah so twitch policy theme said I was groping my titties
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what you said I okay well okay so this is the thing right so this is not gonna whip out this is
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the thing right this is the thing I don't have titties twitch's rules on this is female presenting breasts right
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you can't touch them bam right chat do you what's that mean chat do you chat
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chat doesn't see me as female presenting I'm a very manly guy yeah Chad do you see me Chad do you see me as uh male
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chat you see me as male presenting right obviously we're all on the same side here very manly very masculine daddy
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exactly right so oh my God
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yeah they don't immediately dismissive no once convictions no they have a
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problem when they probably have a problem when I show off my masculinity oh my God there's a poll
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mods holy [ __ ] how does Finn present actually this is useful how does Finn present male female well wouldn't you
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know twitch agrees so but they don't warn you here's the thing the
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interesting thing about twitch rules is uh like if you're a dude you can be completely let's say it's poor you
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there's a reason for you to be shirtless you can be shirtless grab a hold of your chest do the thing that I'm not allowed
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to do as long as you're male presenting enough for whoever the policy team deems
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you to be male presenting they have told me explicitly that this is a very gray
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area and they don't entirely know what to do they don't entirely know what rules to set
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so it's kind of anyone's guess of like how you pres like a feminine presenting like
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how how I don't know I wear too much I think I said on the call so is it like if I wear too much makeup then the rule
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set changes and he went yeah really that's honestly the best and most
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honest answer you could give yeah no he's a good guy
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give a corporate non-answer to that besides well if you're in the trust and safety team we were looking to you know
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keep forward and Progressive ideas about gender and identity yes and we are now
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taking your advice and really internalizing it you're still bad though
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[Music] well actually twitch was pretty good and I I will give them this
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it's probably like should it have been a warning maybe because I I obviously
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identify as male like the obviously I don't have titties to grow up oh but part of the problem was I said titties
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so from now on new rule chat no one's allowed to refer to them as titties they
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are my strong pecs from now on so just be quiet they're my packs hello
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I'll just project oh my God it's my ear that's closer than what what's that
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I see it going higher than your voice oh we can't call them moves I don't think you can call them moves that seems worse
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wait no but that'd be man like that's explicitly male I feel remember I don't know it's it's the Wait no that's better
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women have like pick pecks as well but no women have moves so moves I just feel
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like I've met women with boobs it's a bold stylistic choice
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foreign
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but like okay so I've been told there was like one streamer before me that wore like a female like breastplate one
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of the really big ones from like roina I've won one of them before I hate when you refer to it as a breastplate
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because it just it makes it sound like it's cool and made out of steel oh yeah and you're gonna use it to fight dragons
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I have a I have a real breast like a thing yeah plenty of breasts
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dude it's like you got too much I look too much there's boobies right here on the desk there's boobies on the desk
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okay I don't know stop doing that that's gonna get done like a professional don't like you've done it before so
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how is that okay guys that looks worse
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there's a new gooning stream just starting these people oh my god oh you
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don't say these people don't know what gooning is that's a [ __ ] lie I go I I I feel personally responsible for making
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it like a [ __ ] meme I didn't know what it was before you if it's like I I what what have I done look at how many
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question marks no no idea no please explain I know you're all just trying to
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get me to talk about pornography yeah no I can't really like it oh well it's me I can't talk about [ __ ] anything I feel
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so scared to get pen but no uh I mean that oh my God it makes it worse because
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the amount of [ __ ] I've gotta talk about today is
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right after that everything's gonna be like way more oh my god oh [ __ ] uh
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everything's gonna get more on arsenaline oh my God that one was your fault you walked out my bad I don't know
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I'll unmute Donuts I have no [ __ ] clue what we were though
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who's watching this Super Bowl who is winning the Superbowl my fellow Americans
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all right route oh soda oh hey yeah Finn you're there too but anyway soda it's
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great to see thank you all right play for me I don't think any oh wait did donors get actually oh yeah
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I think you were there too I guess but anyway so do it's great to see you
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I think gold month was part of the problem here chat because now I'm so yeah I'm being referring to them as like
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female like stuff is gonna add to the female presenting so I can do this sort of popping off all right and that's a
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good joke I've got an app for the first time is 32 months it was scary I wonder
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how female I can get like and still grab them what is the implication of that
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like how can I how can I how do you get more female what do you mean by that like without getting what do you mean by
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that without getting to yours how much HRT can I take okay there we go
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how exactly the milligram amount before they become titties and then at that
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point yeah so I present uh more masculine than
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Finn yeah uh but I have significantly larger yippies like my my my my
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Keepers uh they do be large wait yeah where's the line on that one yeah it's
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like so identify mail but I've got yippies but titties boobs
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oh that's way less like it is a gross a word it moves he moves he's worse
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it's not bad oh [ __ ] soda equals soda equals an egg this is to bring adults I have very much
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figured out what I like fun you're you're a poor fella you gotta deal with my chat all right uh oh my god well [ __ ]
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it yabbos that sounds like a slur for a species that doesn't exist Star Wars
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species yes for for rhodians [ __ ] goddamn diabos but okay the [ __ ] fun
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guys oh God it sounds so bad all right [ __ ] oh hey Scott lemonade
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fellas boys uh I can take
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this thing now there's morphing into him right now way too much oh yeah I bought up Ludwig on the call I said I said I
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said like okay I know that he's gone now to the Twitter I know Ludwig's gone from the platform but like if he was doing it
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yeah they could like what would happen if I like big big Burly man with beard grabs pecks and Giggles I feel like my
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kind of Miss old Finn when he wasn't so masculine the steroids really changed
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him dot also and I did not expect this collab yeah well this means I'd have been
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friends for [ __ ] Ages which is like I dragged him to the UK why would Ludwig have boobs no that's
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not part of it the I Ludwig on HRT is not part of the hypothetical
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if Captain you can think about that if you want if catboy germa grabbed his catboy no because German Germans would
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never germa doesn't know what sex is hype he's like Solid Snake hypothetically
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hypothetically if catboy germa grabbed his catboy moves would catboy Jamma get
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banned on Twitch or is it that my hair is too long and I will too epic POG makeup and dress
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that was by the way a question I really did ask what about Ludwig not German
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but one German viewer but no so I asked that and I was not able to get a good
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answer so if anyone's worried about that that does what I do on Twitch I don't know I guess tread lightly and good luck
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I guess I don't know there's no real answer about it it's my first stream I love that I finally show up after the
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band Hammer yeah also hello soda hello I'd assume that because they won't warn
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you I'm assuming because they won't warn you just assume that you're on the female presenting stuff you just gotta
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assume that you're a girl if you're wearing a skirt and that's the rules that you got to go by I believe because you're just battling with how Amazon wig
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on soda [ __ ] you I'll kick your ass where are you at where are you at just send me your address and I'll show up
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right there right now it's from a cosplay company actually it's my actual hair dumbass don't let him fool you
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[ __ ] I've seen no don't let him fool with you hold on check this out
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oh no the mullets kind of goes hard I do I do be having a mullet though the mullet does go hard I like it what's
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this what's up wait what what's the score [ __ ] three days you're a band the best days of my life what's with
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this no they work dude uh cow I guarantee you if I checked Cow and Chicken
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I can do a really Flawless cow from Cow and Chicken impression like at like this
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flawless it's no It's upsetting but it's hard so hard
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What minus two I thought it's like I mean
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and after the third day he rose from the dead proof that f1nm is fair boy Jesus
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but I'm only here for soda I've lived with a good few people in my
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life not one of them is tinnitus and stuff for the sight of fans
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oh that's [ __ ] horrible how do I take that as like that's the best the best depression you've ever heard oh
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God so can I put my boyfriend away from my Jedi Padawan braids you can't even see
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that I've got the titties this is probably good but you look like a business [ __ ] I do I am a business sort
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of worn the heels do you want to hit should I tell them about you talking about it just don't grab
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your moves and it'll be fine not sure why you're worried about it because I
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got banned a couple days ago it was a pretty good reason yeah no I have good
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reason they said no they told me no pretty explicitly um hey I thought Finn is the grandma oh
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God actually yeah I've swapped places I'm now no longer like I I'm the gremlin yeah I
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I am 13 months wow then again so to see me off camera I'm very Gremlin mode oh yeah the the this guy Grandma's around
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dude he's like crawling on the ceiling he's got like sticky little fingers like Spider-Man one Toby McGuire's hand
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he's got like the little little things he's like starts climbing the building Jack Skeleton no creeping around there's
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nothing like Skellington does no creeping around well have you seen Nightmare Before Christmas yeah he takes
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long steps like that that's what I do that's not that's not creeping around that's kind of cool it's just like you
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tell me if I walk like that through a house people wouldn't walk in like juice
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let's keep up the streak but uh okay [ __ ] what do you want to
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hear about this I got so much dumb enough to get a Twitter list of all the reasons you thought you might have been
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banned but
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F1 and heart I've been up since we've both been up since five five A.M
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there's Whiskey on the ground I'm I'm looking at it sort of needs a makeup
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oh dude no before we were greed far beforehand that we were gonna not do it no no they're like doing each other's
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makeup yeah okay that's 100 good content idea uh if you know how to do makeup on
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another [ __ ] person besides yourself I tried it on me you know that's like a paid skill right that's like yeah it's
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like being a professional baseball player like that's that's a thing that requires years of practice I abhor I
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hate getting my makeup done I'm a Superman not only because just to test TLS no oh mask
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what's the mask as as in I behave like Jim Carrey in The Mask stop the man I
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don't know no idea what that means did you somebody stop me
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so ADHD there's so much ADHD I don't know defense
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you don't notice mine because yours is at like 11. oh yeah
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oh listen here buster
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I like the remotes okay yeah I'm all I might emo twitch chat
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it just means you pass so well as a girl even though you're totally a manly man bro see that's the thing I wonder how I
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I bet you if I started really packing on muscle there's got to be a line somewhere which I won't speak English I
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do not follow hand egg I would much rather follow a different take BTW will
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come back yes I just remembered a question I asked to that guy I said that if I did the same thing but called them
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pecks would it be okay and they said soda how is roses made training coming does she bring you bricky every morning
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it hasn't been a morning yet we haven't had a morning in in like that I could cook you something no you're not
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not a morning that you could cook me something no I guarantee you they were the three most enjoyable days of my
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entire life I couldn't walk I got married
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what the [ __ ] man [Music] I was like leaving
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to people's imagination or whatever I was choosing to let it be ambiguous
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sorry sorry [ __ ] I had to do it oh my God twelve months wow wow wow
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sorry what the [ __ ] with sorry I know I don't know what cow what the [ __ ] did Cal say oh there
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I guarantee you three more enjoyables in my life Welcome Back you look fabulous I love your hair
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soda what'd I do love your hair you dude okay so what do you want to
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hear what do you want to do first do you want to open up a little bit of P.O box or should I tell you about Rose a bit of
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a uh should I tell you about a bit of a thing that people discovered on Reddit recently
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no I think that okay let's see
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oh there's this is not a viable way to find out
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okay well I just go by majority like if I say okay how can you tell what the majority is look it's mostly Reddit I
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can scan it I'm like big brain okay yeah now it's mostly red okay all right [ __ ] it it's just another
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story 23 months Punk oh [ __ ] I'm pausing again all right hold on what are we
29:17
doing Jim Carrey of his career never that's [ __ ] up man do you know anything about Jim Carrey I
29:24
do not yes it's a terribly tragic life yeah man look at how good I look though
29:30
like cool and all about that gym what gym could I don't know what it is but like don't
29:36
cry crazy okay right uh
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[ __ ] how do I even okay [ __ ] I probably should have chosen the P.O box option one Teo we're gonna do the PO Box
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eventually yeah this is something that would this has to happen it's just happened essentially can I have the
29:55
whiskey thank you you asked for this okay
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right so recently chat uh I've got a really funny story to tell
30:07
but to tell it I need to heavily preface a lot of things I haven't quite planned
30:12
this out I really should have all right I can I can be like your PR guy will you
30:18
open the first package I could like write something on like I'm like a notepad no no I'm talking about the Reddit you
30:24
can put like you can put like a in your monitor in I can I can stand in the other room and tell you what to say
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ah [ __ ] hell Whiskey's still anyway I'm talking about the Reddit thing I
30:35
took the tiniest step of that I'm talking about the Reddit thing Gentleman Jack it's better than it's Jack Daniels but like better and smoother just get
30:41
Maker's Mark dude I don't know I don't have money Mr I'm gonna tell you
30:48
I'm a millionaire every other sentence I'm a billionaire actually I'm a billionaire a bajillionaire I'm actually
30:54
a multi-million zillionaire I just go based on the net worth things that say I'm like oh I have 1.5 million dollars
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I'm I go based on that anyway so right chat uh it is significantly smoother
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right with a regular Jack right see I told you that is a white gentleman all right [ __ ] Gentleman Jack you might
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notice something when you I don't know if you guys use my Reddit uh but if you do you might have
31:20
seen some posts you may have seen some memes me spending 20 on fence oh I forgot to
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only be safe for work content plan for next band [ __ ] it other soda that photo
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kicked ass guess the little photo of the beans the bean pyramid
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uh so you know if you've seen him if you've seen Reddit
31:42
for a little bit oh [ __ ] yeah there's more posts about so something got leaked recently chat something I did not mean
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to be leaked as soon as it was now this is no announcement obviously
31:54
this is not real and this is all hypothetical however
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if soda drank fins cooties only girls have cooties dude true this is this is this is sharing a flask between men
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stronger flask however right oh [ __ ] how do I even talk about
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this [ __ ] okay I don't know you I'm I'm giving I'm by I'm giving you time I know and that's my goal you I'm you'd be the
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audience installing to make sure that you I'm figuring it I have enough time okay
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God you can talk about you talk like Joe Biden the things that
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various sorcerer Moon grass this [ __ ] straight from caled
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on I don't know no you cannot no you cannot
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I can't no it's actually not not even on no you can't well I have no you can't say that on Twitch no bannable it's like
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actually no this is a bad word yeah I don't want to push twitch's rules
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it's well anyway let's push twitch's rules anyway this hookup posted on Reddit uh yes
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one of the first some people have uh looked up an account oh dude I'm gonna get [ __ ] thank you
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I'm so glad someone knows it so fellas uh right again no no obviously
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this is not real this is obviously a Russian but this is not a real thing however I
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however I do have a funny story to tell you in the hypothetical a hypothetical
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story of hypothetically right hypothetically theoretically that in fact uh Fisker did have and only
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hypothetically uh-huh just for the sake of arguing let me play devil's advocate here
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that Finn had a fan site type environment for the only the biggest the
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only audience appreciated Finster appreciated only the biggest of fans
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only oh my God okay right anyway so right the uh so that post went live on
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Reddit but I do have a story to tell you about it because obviously it's not a real hypothetical story about it so
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pushing the way too far I know so anyway the uh right
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there's a approval process on a lot of these sites on anything right uh to get like ID verification checks to do
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anything and if you follow me on Instagram there's another one reason why you follow me on Instagram see my stories I put out because they're stupid
34:45
you can follow vidster at www dot Instagram live but we are live yeah but place I'll
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link it basically uh take it on a mortgage good so uh obviously this account isn't
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this account isn't mine or anything but anyway so you have to go through these approval process on the site and I
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noticed something uh I tried to get approved on various websites and uh a
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few days ago and holy [ __ ] my passport doesn't look anything like me anymore yeah it's uh
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not that's not I've got [ __ ] short ass I wonder if I've got a photo I think I think you killed the real fence for a
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long time ago yeah that [ __ ] don't think you you I think you've you've consumed them yeah
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it's like it's I I don't know what it is dead in the garden better beneath the floorboards
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but where beneath the floorboards what is the meaning of his Hideous Heart whatever
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is that even what do you mean what if what rep what do you mean what reference is that even I think have you ever read
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a book no read Harry Potter it's Edgar Allan Poe's Telltale Heart why would I have read Edward and Paul
35:57
because it's like reference it's we tried the the SpongeBob episode with like the boots with the squeaky boots
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there's five people and then and then they put the squeaky boots underneath the floorboards and Mr grabs goes there
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beneath the floor the floorboards is this squeaking of his idiots boots I think he's doing there he's doing
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Telltale art look how look at the question bruh look at it what okay wait no they're just calling me a bimbo wait
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huh okay [ __ ] I'm not dumb for not knowing Edgar Allan Poe anyway I know that you told me to change my passport
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photo but I'm not gonna change my passport photo because it's [ __ ] the uh I I'm not gonna keep a passport for
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over 10 years or so I look like this on it no so here's what I did I cook one
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day off I got my eyelashes taken off for one day and used it to film a [ __ ] on
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a tick tocks and take a bunch of photos but I got my eyelashes taken off for one day and had to do like this whole like
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rigmarole of like putting my head God right you have so many knives on your
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desk I know and do like this so this is my best impression of like guy me is
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this it's very um just keep going oh there's yeah there's a lot
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cute yeah it's a cute look but without the eyelashes it's sort of you know it's more male I hoped so anyway you can get
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your eyelashes updated I I do [ __ ] passport photo I could have got my passport photo updated however
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it sticks around for 10 years
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you know what's nuts this isn't even the room with the most knives this isn't the room with the most knife this is just on his desk
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this is going to go on for a minute too
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man there's more of it there's more yeah look there's two over there
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they're shittier ones but is there more one right there no okay I'm gonna try and put as many in my hand as I can at
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one time I like knives why can't I like knives no you can totally like knives this is
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so dangerous maybe make sure the blades are all pointing away from me the average you ask a Londoner where what
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time it is oh let me uh okay bro let me just check
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my there's another like handful there's so many you couldn't hold them in one hand
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no yeah also that's a thousand dollar knife that's beautiful yeah it's a funny
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looking blade oh it's like a like a Pakistani Buck Right nope
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oh wow that is a weird looking knife yeah look at that thing yeah weird [ __ ] knife nice looking
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thing yes go skin looking ass
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all right so there's a thing so
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you got a problem so getting there getting my [ __ ] ID checked on this
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goddamn thing it finally I tried about four times I bitched and complained to
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everyone I possibly could and then finally I got the eyelashes off it got approved within an hour and then it was
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denied the verification for it okay you're like reacting yeah it got then it got denied for a day
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okay and then I had like one last I had one last chance to submit my application
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for it and um you know and to make it work again and uh before I got the
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eyelashes back on because it's already booked and it worked no other reason why but the reason why the reason why it
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worked Chet this is sort of the thing that links into what I was saying and this is sort of the reason why I have to talk about it the reason why it worked
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is one of the reasons why I didn't work the first try is because they didn't like that this profile obviously not me
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that I don't not this is no relationship no relation uh did not have a profile
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picture or a banner it was just a black screen and it was too confusing so I had to set one
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and obviously and the the okay [ __ ] it it's my account right it's
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my [ __ ] account it's my eyes I made the thing I can't do this for any [ __ ] longer I made the thing it's
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mine my [ __ ] God all right should we be done with this game it's on March 1st
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March first it's on March 1st March are you going for it yeah all
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right so much first not first
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this is that that's it's a deal I go this is the announcement for that but like for months
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oh [ __ ] yeah March 1st [ __ ] me all right fellas uh so that's
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fun uh anyway that was an interesting thing it's not up don't get me wrong there's [ __ ]
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nothing on it do not sub do not do anything it's stupid there's nothing there and it's wicked though because
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like uh use my referral link so I'm happy
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but the okay I don't know we had a count thing I'll talk about it afterwards now
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I remember this yeah yeah but that's like all right so basically um waiting for the stream to cut I know oh my God
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but no don't go it's not mine immediately back to it but no uh genuinely it's nothing and you shouldn't
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because there's nothing there however uh in the 10 I realized how much um you
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guys are into this idea because uh in the 10 minutes the the 11 minutes that
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the account was approved there were 33 people that managed to get a follow for free
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so congratulations to you guys that were 33 you
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um in 11 [ __ ] minutes you're just refreshing the page you guys are [ __ ]
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kumas what the [ __ ] is wrong they're sitting there with it it's the
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same guys that write the Bots that uh buy like Graphics yeah the scalpers yeah there's they're scalping the the finnof
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content there's nothing there anyway but um I'll talk to you about it more I'm not going
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to talk to you about it now or maybe not even soon but I'll talk about it more later but [ __ ] it that account is
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legitimate uh and we'll talk about later but in the meantime moving the [ __ ] on moving on
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should I open a PO Box package yeah let's do that holy [ __ ] would not open a pack it's not enough realizing now that
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this is not a knife no it's a little trainer guy kind of this one they're all like that because they're not legal in the UK
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don't worry I know what I'm doing I've never dropped this thing tell them so the uh
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all right there's this one too this one's spikier but it's still legal like training but it does look way more scary
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there could be a red spy in the base it could be a great spot well that one's this move that's what oh [ __ ] that's
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what the Spy does now that's the spider well okay
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the splice is that and it's the same with cs go but anyway pick a knife any
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knife oh [ __ ] me never mind I I'm doing this first oh my God
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[ __ ] [ __ ] and ball fellas fellas
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thing over there that thing the big black thing the big giant cardboard tube
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I'm this is the reason why I wanted to wait for this the sword there's no [ __ ] there is no [ __ ] way it's not
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a sword it's [Music] your fault it was it was his fault oh
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[ __ ] well it's fine you couldn't even tell what happened on video yeah yeah that
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just broke half my room that fell on the piece that's right anyway don't worry it's
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just a barbell falling on a Christmas tree anyway never mind there's food is very
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organized sorry that thing is 20 kg is it 15 kg but that thing's got to be a sword and if it is a sword I've been
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sitting on this for so long now if that is a sword I'm gonna use it to open every P.O box
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package we got a deal if you want to open all of that let's turn this back on all right thank you stuff for reminding
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me my bad I remember right clicked the button so I remembered my place yeah there we go all right it's gonna take me
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to hearts I don't know uh resist the masculine
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urge to grab your own chest
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right down the stairs who knows see if you can spot a neighbor and then
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lob it at him like a javelin oh my [ __ ] god
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what's that thing called that you love a javelin with a little stick I'm still replaying donuts oh my God
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I don't think it's called a javelin lover all right [ __ ] it all right good all right that one there I want that one
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there open I want that one I want that one all right [ __ ] it I'm gonna grab pictures doesn't understand mean you're
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officially anti-girl officially what auntie girl yeah yeah in this chat we hate no never
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mind I was gonna jokingly say we hate women but that's that's that's that's that's
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not I can't wait to see how you get banned on YouTube to complete the set
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he is an e-girl I thought he said he hates girls yeah okay that makes
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difference dude okay this thing ready
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look at this it was kind of cool what I just did that
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was pretty cool yeah so this is his hair looks like an anime protagonists and I am loving it look at this [ __ ] that's on
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it this is how I know it's a sword under 25 show your ID it says pointed it says
45:57
like there's a point sharp blade or something this thing is massive for how I have
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missed the voice of mommy F1 and N5 uh there's no way it's going to focus there's no way it's going to focus it
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ain't gonna happen you can see what it means hey YouTube bro it's 21. I'm 22.
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back again with another video today we're going to be reviewing uh this [ __ ] sword I guess California Pizza
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Kitchen spicy Chipotle Pizza does anybody know that video
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we're all normies is not out of place in the U.S as he is
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one Ohio looking MF
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what was the Ohio looking [ __ ] mean that seems like an insult
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what are people where are Ohio people attractive necessarily God damn it [ __ ]
46:53
that's Jim Carrey guy had a tragic life but look how good I look
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um narcissist [Music]
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if I pipe this up and it's like a what could it be this point what what guys how are you doing
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what is that doesn't know what you're finding I don't know I can't I can't read come on
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oh my God this remember when Finn said it will never happen so do is like
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Finn's Gremlin translator LOL sorry I'm just excited for the sword I'm
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barely paying attention it better be a sword wait oh my gosh [Music]
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soda looks like Jim Carrey if his career never took off that's a point I see
47:44
just flip it over I guess wait oh no no no no no no no you flip it over get the point like so like and then
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then you reveal it by taking the the Box off oh my God
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there's just scabbing holy [ __ ] I just undershave my own
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Scabbard that's this could be a cool [ __ ] sword wait if that's the thing of it
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let's give it a whole [ __ ] soul a big sword yeah like to say I wanted a big sword
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I'm gonna pull it out by the blade how sharp is that that looks nothing
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okay I'm not gonna do that all right ah Jesus
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end me rightly I'm sure there's like what I should do
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is open this box like along the sides but hello no it's not as funny no
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[ __ ] me man oh careful with your [ __ ] toes
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this is just going ah let me check this out of my feet it's just a sword it's
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just a sword it's just a song love your look cutie pie one day I'll go
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on me and I hope I look half as good as you smile it's it's straight up I think I was talking to someone about this
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looking like me is just a skill issue like I want whoa
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no it that's a good thing what do you mean it's a learned a trait you can learn to
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do it I don't know it sounds like you're being like um I'm better wow I am wow oh
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no no I mean like I'm saying genetically I'm like nothing crazy it's just that like I learn makeup
49:31
I know okay good point I know like how to buy [ __ ] I see what you mean but the the for the way you started that was not
49:37
how you meant it I could have said L yeah plus ratios
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like legitimately it is like you you conclude some of my new careers the
49:52
opposite of that I look forward to you actually posting new content to your online portfolio I'm sorry things are so
49:59
tough with so many groups but I hope you continue to be as amazing as you have been welcome back
50:14
I finished [Music] Eugenics means meme honestly
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he's right you're right no no not many people are into it
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yay to months thanks Daddy for the entertainment I feel Danny what did he says I think
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he's I'm pretty sure they said that holy [ __ ] that's a lot of numbers I saw the whole thing really yeah I
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haven't seen it yet oh my [ __ ] god
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holy [ __ ] dude this is sick holy Scottish Claymore oh
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my God this is exactly what I wanted more like
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oh hold on one sec I gotta open this thing fully been watching forever
51:04
finally sub def one and then heart F1 and then heart F1 and then hearts
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and have a [ __ ] [ __ ] or whatever any of those [ __ ] might be planning something with that
51:17
Arsenal Arsenal or gooners that's your football team yeah
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[Music] I have subscribed to the only
51:30
theoretical Finster fans page theoretical I am excited for what is to come
51:35
Sharp well actually oh wait no [Music]
51:42
holy [ __ ] good news you can now get a proper Twitter blue check mark you have
51:48
a ton of news and hold the [ __ ] up
51:57
thank God f1nn knife F1 and then makeup check f1n
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and canceled f1n and Peg champ F1 and then gross is this gonna can I do this
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twitch I'm totally allowed to do 31 months steep on this femboy okay
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oh my God I really can't carry it okay I don't know oh it is not balanced no no
52:21
this is not a properly balanced sword I did I actually did a good year and a half of Hema
52:29
okay I'm gonna move away but it's not balanced whatsoever can I
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hold it still march first happy birthday to me I wanted to see if it wobbles
52:44
that looks so [ __ ] cool it's so big isn't it
52:49
oh it's so big oh my God it's so big uh let me just do it I started watching you
52:56
when I decided to start HRT yeah you pass way more than me but you're still a
53:01
manly manly manly man if you totally don't pass better for female than a female taking estrogen thank you for
53:09
making transcare easier in Britain oh my god I've learned a new word and it's
53:14
Kafka show The Sword first and how have you been very good you can have those that looks
53:20
cool what my full skin
53:27
they know they call me the Moyle my [ __ ] that kafka-esque a new word
53:32
in my vocabulary the thing to throw a javelin is an atlattle so you two look people I meet at archery
53:41
wait the Audrey people is there a lot of fun Boys in archery yeah yeah remember when F1 will never happen and yet he
53:49
admits it LOL no I just said that the account's legitimate I said that I own it I didn't say anything's gonna be on
53:55
there I could upload no you you just gave a [ __ ] date no well I said there's a date it'll happen I you don't
54:01
know what's on there by the way that's another thing I should be very specific about this you should think that they
54:06
think that think that the account that I am not making is way less than what you hope it would be you know you gotta
54:13
expect little because I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm doing I'm gonna upload pictures of swords that's all I'm gonna
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do I'm gonna collect my 11 months is that wood it feels like wood yes wood
54:26
hell yeah I like that sword who the [ __ ] sent me that sword I want to know hold on this titties are
54:33
not working 25 months sub to this bottom finally
54:40
some actually strong top energy on this stream
54:48
okay I'm almost certain I gave someone an address to this so I think I know who
54:54
it is but I don't immediately know who it is you're gonna have to message me on Twitter am I the only one who didn't know that soda makes the spicy content I
55:02
feel very sheltered all of a sudden true
55:10
[Music] everyone is first time watching you live and you nearly impale yourself
55:18
maybe a little bit I mean look right doesn't it give you like a sense
55:25
of power yeah my sword like it can control a kingdom
55:30
I love it that are an M4 I think like that's like I've got the videos that I'm feeling fetish he will impale so sorry
55:38
okay it's a tall sword and there's a cotton will impale Finn later
55:44
it's a claim all right yeah cut more do not none of the salt by the way I now have a sword and cotton doesn't quite
55:50
clean we're like this is long sword legs yeah great sword no
55:56
um I can't wait to take a 27 months and we finally get to see Rose's great sword
56:02
oh what's that why you got banned No my great sword was not the reason why I got
56:07
banned it was my that sword will be dope for opening Amazon packages I it's not sharp I could sharpen that pretty like
56:14
like at least sharpen the tip of it pretty easy if you want to open it okay
56:21
well it's gonna be like otherwise it gets rust it's gonna be high carbon why
56:26
would it not be sharpened am I allowed to own a sharpen sword and you're probably allowed to own a sharpened
56:31
sword but it's a matter of congratulations to your Scottish Claymore fellas wait is it legal hold on let me
56:38
Google it because I don't know is a Scottish Claymore long sword length [Music]
56:45
oh so this is what I'm into great importing imp it's an offense to Imports
56:53
certain specified weapons including knives swords and Blades but that's that's an over category UK sword laws
56:59
yeah as if that was going to tell you exactly how beautiful and so dangerous
57:05
no longer wait with a blade larger than 50 centimeters you might not be able to own that but like you can you can own it
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you can own it as long as it's not a blade frown
57:25
I'm Gonna Take It Outside in Birmingham and just see what happens I'll see if a copper gets my eye
57:32
it's not blaming yeah it's just a long piece of metal open mouth smile
57:37
it's a decorative novelty yeah I'll hang it on a wall and along
57:45
no sword fights allowed fine we're not allowed to have we need to
57:51
show me and you can have a sword fight soda yeah we should sort of fight we can do that without the Claymore though yeah
57:56
uh I just got a claymore a couple weeks ago
58:02
for my best friend as a late Christmas present I challenge you to a dual fin
58:08
so this happened to my buddy Eric what toss the coin to your Finster oh
58:15
twitch chat of plenty oh God hold on I'm actually these these titties are awful can you be insane for
58:21
a second one yeah [Music]
58:27
oh God don't move the camera on philosophy tube earlier today was an
58:33
unexpected Cameo yeah so philosophy there's a video come is the video is that what he's saying oh no video won't
58:39
be out I don't know when if you said when it's coming out or not if one person in chat knows when philosophy
58:45
YouTube's video is coming out then I'll talk about it if not then I would it's out on nebula you know oh really [ __ ]
58:52
that streaming service for uh for like nerds I had like the back end stuff of Netflix
58:58
[Music] that's what that thing looks like anyways how was it working with Abigail
59:04
on the latest video do you want to try anything thank you thank you thank you
59:10
I was gonna put them on like headphones that's been on my [ __ ] neck
59:15
why did that encourage you I look like a Jet Set Radio character
59:25
[Music] that's the mighty Long's sword you have
59:32
there do do you reckon I could be your Scabbard smile I have died from cringe
59:38
time moves differently in the quantum Realm
59:45
egg sword eggs sword egg sauce you asked me to be entertained I did
59:57
it how's it going the reference machine I'm a warrior
1:00:05
foreign oh God chat moves so fast oh Jesus sniff
1:00:10
the chair you have to [Music]
1:00:17
I'm fighting my inner demons right now man
1:00:24
sword to fight my inner demons is that is that TOS can I sniff a chair
1:00:31
on stream [Music] I'm not doing anything
1:00:37
bottom Kingdom I just had I just had sniff the chair
1:00:45
what soda what oh
1:00:50
glad you're back nice song I'm Gonna Leave You Alone for one more second because I've got it I'm gonna go get a
1:00:56
phantom from that do you want to drink yeah a bit of water a water in Texas you can open carry swords
1:01:04
I have the sparkling water you want to show it you wanna yeah I love a spider
1:01:09
I love a look I'm happier than ever thank you
1:01:15
wow three month already lots of love
1:01:23
let's fix that subscribe in full detail
1:01:29
[Music] soda looking like a menace with that butter knife
1:01:36
put it into words [Music] you can't put people smell into words
1:01:41
too but you have two swords already I don't know what you're talking about I didn't say anything
1:01:49
for a sword oh my God
1:01:56
hey soda Finn likes being called a good Barbie Girl by the way nope little
1:02:02
bastards hold on I'm gonna move this into them it's fantastic I'm moving to the middle hold on let me just Shuffle him
1:02:08
I want to [ __ ] on my sword taking that out in Birmingham to reenact
1:02:14
the skein from Crocodile Dundee f1n gets mugged and leads with you call that a
1:02:20
knife and pull out whip out a sword I see you play Knife you spoony before
1:02:26
wow I wasn't even notified that you were streaming and now I find out soda is
1:02:31
here too I'm not on Twitter stop messing with my sweet summer child
1:02:38
What What In the God damn are you drinking you never said somebody yeah
1:02:46
and then I grew up that is like drinking milk that is like
1:02:52
drinking straight up milk breaker that's poor people milk
1:02:57
it's good no more princess streams but only Mr moops from now on yeah it's the
1:03:03
it's the zero sugar version
1:03:09
I gotta keep my figure it's like it's like Christian
1:03:16
what what
1:03:21
you can't offer that without an explanation it's a great clip of Christian coming
1:03:27
into a shot glass and then mixing it with orange Fanta and then
1:03:38
the back terrible mix yeah right I don't know why Orange
1:03:45
it was orange Fanta right oh my [ __ ] god
1:03:52
orange creamsicum oh that's Dreadful have to say Finn's
1:04:00
General cluelessness about anything not relating to the terrible block game knives or internet memes is making soda
1:04:07
seem like a highly cultured individual yeah I feel like I am highly cultured I read books
1:04:13
can you open one of my PO packages as I have to go out soon would you read the ethical [ __ ] yes
1:04:20
I've read the ethical [ __ ] and I haven't it's a good piece I've heard one book
1:04:25
[Music] is that you link or Zelda with a sword
1:04:32
backslash nice catching a stream again especially after you were gone Phil a
1:04:37
link caused by once um yes thing is I wouldn't want to I wouldn't want to do uh like
1:04:43
f1n with your air moving sight does that mean you're quitting Minecraft I
1:04:49
remember watching something about that yeah oh God the Minecraft thing
1:04:55
um I was gonna say the [ __ ] guys it's really difficult I know it's really
1:05:03
difficult oh it's like high school all over again you gotta you gotta roll who's that ugly
1:05:08
person sitting next to soda
1:05:17
anyway [ __ ] hell the uh dude all right should we talk about the Minecraft thing real quick because it gave me
1:05:23
excuse to mute on us for a minute what was I was saying before wait oh my God we're caught up on donors oh [ __ ] me oh
1:05:29
my God what the [ __ ] was I saying before I was complaining about not being caught up on the donuts link oh link okay so
1:05:35
yeah I I wouldn't want to do uh because the the move is to do like in breath of
1:05:40
the wild link in the Gerudo uh gar because haha yeah cross-dressing or
1:05:45
whatever yeah but no I want to do like Ocarina of Time link
1:05:54
like an elf yeah but but I want to do like you know how Borderlands cosplayers do their makeup to look really like
1:06:00
markets winking face
1:06:05
you could totally do that but it would look like the before stage of makeup like before you blend it yeah okay yeah
1:06:10
you could speak that or just do like really the art like the early promo art uh for that as a really really beautiful
1:06:18
distinct art style twinkling twinkling I don't want to do Child Link
1:06:24
that's not what I said Child Link isn't wearing tights Adult Link is twinkling which I is weird right because he wakes
1:06:30
up after seven years and he's suddenly wearing pants only reads wizard books written for kids
1:06:36
by transphobes things like the twitch Community guidelines contain difficult
1:06:41
words yeah sorry I never sorry twitch I'm illiterate I didn't read them I didn't [ __ ] read Harry Potter
1:06:48
I read Harry Potter yeah okay I I I'm when I was eight I was waiting to like [ __ ] Transformers and [ __ ] yeah I
1:06:55
didn't give a [ __ ] about Wizards I don't know robots are cool I didn't know anything about it and then I saw Jake arling's really cool influential tweets
1:07:02
and then I read all the books and sent her a ton of money I I I listen talk all you want about how [ __ ] is JK
1:07:09
Raleigh's a Turf and all that supposed to just wait till cotton beats you in arm wrestling then pegs you
1:07:14
that's not gonna happen I we gotta arm wrestle on stream
1:07:20
yeah do we have like like a table this up so it's all in frame I can get a table
1:07:26
let's do that I had a lied about the table I don't know how to get a table oh no I can't get a table I totally can't get a table
1:07:32
one sec all right one second all right I'll entertain we're doing this now yeah all right
1:07:39
the [ __ ] was I saying before ADHD is a as a pox on my brain
1:07:50
I'm not doing it [Music] this is like a valid table books you've
1:07:57
got enough friends that you take a [ __ ] with the door open [Music] are you good enough friends that you
1:08:02
take a [ __ ] with the door open no no I I I locked that door we fought it I
1:08:08
couldn't remember yeah he's you see I because I'm a gassy individual I don't know if you know this about me
1:08:14
but uh this is now a strength training stream in order to uh mask the sound of my fart
1:08:21
I would scream and go and while I do it and in order to but of course I'd always point that out like sorry you hear me
1:08:28
scream I was masking the sound of me farting I'm just training my muscles soda I need you to take Finn's knives
1:08:33
and hide them all right [ __ ] lemon wasn't scarred until he started showing up at Finn streams and he kept waving
1:08:38
that knife around poor lemon [Music]
1:08:44
soda is so based Transformers are the [ __ ]
1:08:52
I'm not sure anything on stream so I'm going to be like there we go hold on
1:09:01
it's a short dress okay all right ready [ __ ] me dude I'm scared I'm scared all
1:09:08
right ready yep [Music] three two one chair is cheating on f1n
1:09:15
with soda La Mao
1:09:24
you're trying as hard [Music] two months three
1:09:32
damn I've got a bad angle too yep
1:09:39
oh my God you're using your entire body I only stopped because I started seeing
1:09:45
Stars have left-handed by the way you're what yeah I'm left-handed that's [ __ ]
1:09:51
that's a [ __ ] thing to say to me right yeah I am not right-handed because
1:09:58
I'm left hashtag well of course I'm not well
1:10:04
I just want you to know that I'd be [Music] two one
1:10:09
[Laughter]
1:10:21
oh [ __ ]
1:10:27
I'll just moved the table back into the hallway thanks let me lift this up it might be a little too heavy for you thanks babe
1:10:36
oh my [ __ ] god [Music] proves that cotton will win
1:10:44
my hair's [ __ ] up from this how the [ __ ] ah
1:10:50
this is my jerking offhand it sure hurts
1:10:56
like my bone hurts and my wrist the ligaments I had like a completely
1:11:02
wrong angle like if if somebody who was actually like really really strong our
1:11:07
mess will be there they would have broken my arm weak I'm surprised
1:11:17
LOL oil [Music]
1:11:24
let the Pagan games begin it's the aspartame yeah it's the aspartame makes
1:11:29
you weaker aspartame it does something to you oh my [ __ ] I had a Coke Zero ones I couldn't stand up for weeks
1:11:36
[Music]
1:11:44
that was me you're pushing I get like like bending my wrist like that I just never put that much force through my arm
1:11:50
before [Music] Finn you better prepare that bossy
1:11:59
I'll be fine chat I have a claymore
1:12:04
recommendations [Music] water-based oil what is it I only know
1:12:10
this Loops because of uh [ __ ] uh FPS Russia okay well for water-based so
1:12:18
let's say if you're using like a flashlight or a toy holy [ __ ] a water wait hold on hold on
1:12:24
hmm is this to us what Lube recommendations yeah if I'm
1:12:30
using a toy I don't know if we can talk about that maybe probably not is
1:12:36
my brother the sword of Aragorn from Lord of the Rings from there if you need to this question does have a result from
1:12:43
it mjolnir or Stormbreaker Stormbreaker
1:12:49
they said that he makes you weaker Better Eyes how do we know Finn isn't secretly on E already I took e for like
1:12:57
[ __ ] three years by the way really yes oh yeah holy [ __ ]
1:13:04
can I tell them so do his Indigo Montoya confirmed it's kind of funny what you took so soda took so okay Chad do you
1:13:11
remember wait I've got it look look at look at this [ __ ] I've got it as a thing can I look right here why do you have
1:13:18
testosterone levels as like like I'm sure something will be gentle okay
1:13:23
right I've got my testosterone results as a thing soda took estrogen for three
1:13:29
years and then got off it and then like what in a month
1:13:37
so after going on E for three years your testosterone came back higher than mine
1:13:42
after 22 years of [ __ ] hell before I started estrogen I was at 400 I know
1:13:49
that why are we at 400 how did it go up I guess adult yeah yeah
1:13:55
Nifty we're at Peak oh boxes now your Gremlins we were Peak [ __ ] uh Health
1:14:02
testosterone Health everything it's like 25 right I don't know I Need a Doctor messaged him and he's
1:14:10
like so I want to check skill issue
1:14:16
[ __ ] God all right so his body is misogynistic and
1:14:21
responded by becoming more manly wait a minute
1:14:27
this ain't right you put boobs on this [ __ ] get out of here [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] god get some muscle mass
1:14:35
okay you picked up muscle mass really [ __ ] fast yeah I got shredded yeah it's nuts you can lift the clay more
1:14:42
well there you have it the bossy from the black country is doomed
1:14:51
it was like colloquially black country it's like a well it's about like um no it
1:14:56
no we had like it's about like industry and [ __ ] like like yeah that's actually the that like
1:15:04
[ __ ] sucks I know hold on look uh I think we have a flag
1:15:09
you know what just thinking of the flag the wait no no this is uh the flag sucks
1:15:15
um it's about to get worse hold on
1:15:21
I'm not even joking I promise it's not all right we're gonna need to get fin on Trend but this is the standard chance
1:15:27
against cotton it's it's not a race thing I'm almost certain but like this is
1:15:35
I like it it's only because Shadow realm fin hello cat is everyone
1:15:43
in chat wait that was after everything yeah somebody made that decision hmm bold
1:15:50
creative stance hmm he's telling it how it is England's not the way the man wants you to hear it
1:15:57
England's number is that liberals things known to have been quite you know accepting of everyone of every
1:16:04
yeah yeah yeah I can't think of anything bad that England has ever done no
1:16:10
Duty rebounded with no Androgen blocker and mighty hit
1:16:17
1013. I called my doctor and begs to go back on my injections I'm all better now
1:16:24
oh [ __ ] you a thousand three hundred is nuts soda looks like Ben Shapiro if he
1:16:31
had pronouns
1:16:36
you can just say I look Jewish man we all look the same [Music]
1:16:43
that was a humiliating display of weakness can you even lift that sword with your dainty arms oh my princess you
1:16:51
stand no chance against cotton [Music]
1:16:57
this is a you made it seriously I can't laugh about it
1:17:11
it was funny and then you made it now you made it so I can't laugh yeah okay I'm gonna open a P.O box which
1:17:19
one do you want it's 28 months
1:17:25
pick yourself up anything from the pile got me something too England is so welcoming they bring everyone into their
1:17:32
empire whether they want to or not we're like the Fire Nation
1:17:37
score some goals
1:17:43
okay pick a knife down and I thought some of the old U.S Felts were bad
1:17:51
with some of the what some of the old us Flags about yeah I mean I don't know
1:17:56
what I don't know what the etymology that's about words etymology of words I don't know the
1:18:01
origin of the flag or why it was oh there's absolutely a word for origin of flags your thing was bought on eBay yes
1:18:08
I have worries about anything bought on eBay oh look oh no no you can open
1:18:14
whatever the [ __ ] I just have what what the [ __ ] is that I just have worries about it what the
1:18:19
[ __ ] it is I mean I don't know what is it
1:18:27
it's cool hat oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
1:18:32
oh wait no we gotta there's no way that you oh wait I mean you're more suited for the colorful one male pocket no I'm
1:18:38
not yeah your outfit's more colorful than mine yeah but it's the wrong color that looks cool I look like um Donuts
1:18:47
are a little loud for you not being close to the mic for this stream okay hold on turn them down a little bit
1:18:53
I look like Cousin Skeeter again no and this camera not too bad yeah damn you
1:18:58
look like swaco the child look at that rapper 33 months of being sub-ed to you
1:19:04
it's nearly been three years also so that your hair is so cool
1:19:17
it's like exactly that
1:19:25
that was a good one um
1:19:30
this is great I look like a little trashy it's nice just want to say real quick you're both quite far away from
1:19:37
the mic it's hard to catch everything especially with the alert volume oh thank you okay yeah sure no problem it's
1:19:43
only a lovely wait the pink color what I turn the light volume down a little bit oh
1:19:49
thank you for the hundred dollars with why why not did you not attach your messages [ __ ] what the [ __ ] probably
1:19:55
just forgot there's no way you forget to write a thing in yeah
1:20:01
pay for the hundred dollars they came I don't as part of the Always Sunny podcast they tested their tea and Rob
1:20:08
mccullary had 1131 he is older than both of you put
1:20:14
together and almost as much tea as both of you put together Get Wrecked
1:20:19
[Music] coverage out to 1 400 together glad you liked the hats they are also for
1:20:25
ponytails oh holy [ __ ] oh it has a bossy
1:20:33
oh [ __ ] sweet are you like high ponytail if you did like English soda your hair is on backwards
1:20:41
no don't don't worry I it's not even worth it no it's not even white tonight
1:20:50
it's not even worth it to explain this dog [ __ ] Channel meme oh yeah
1:20:55
it's I don't know why it's kept on for so long it's so it's so stupid
1:21:01
no not this hole that there's a second one right here yeah yeah there's like a whole yeah if you if you spread it open
1:21:08
like that I'm like anyway holy [ __ ] it's like Oh I thought there
1:21:15
were two things it just really long gloves and I have a little letter on it but these might look cute with some of your outfits I hope you like Angelica I
1:21:22
think you wouldn't get a girl
1:21:28
I went to London last year and everyone found out I was from the Black Country
1:21:33
so all they did was by the order of the peaky blinders
1:21:38
yeah no you gotta the only thing birming is known for is those Don peaky blinders I can't even wear this paper
1:21:45
I'm not gonna be able to wear these because do you want to wear these I'll try them on oh my God there's a little cardboard tips on the thingies
1:21:52
thanks I'm wearing like long sleeves so I don't know how this is gonna work
1:21:58
I'm I'm gonna wear this hat in real life I think this is a good hat
1:22:07
your ears are on backwards that that's the meme I'm not even it's it's a meme
1:22:13
about cat ears by the way oh okay with that never wrong then so what did the
1:22:19
hair thing have to do with anything not just like just just like hey I'm trying to relate yes
1:22:25
and you're not I hate Joey hi Joey what the [ __ ] because you're back on Twitch also is that uh
1:22:31
um well okay the answer is yes hey Joey the answer is yes
1:22:38
um Finn is so worried about Saudi opening something toes but the real threat of toes is sitting next to Finn
1:22:49
that's me I'm sterile soda and f1nn with those glitter caps
1:22:56
look like the trans remake of Wayne's World go there
1:23:02
very I like this I've got Garth energy I've never actually you've never seen
1:23:09
Wayne's World was my other getting [ __ ] movie yeah
1:23:19
to my bisexual girlfriend and she got so distracted that she missed the bus home
1:23:24
from work good boy princess it's kind of a cool Flex I I've cooked
1:23:29
so many people apparently like Nano you now my Tally's on too I keep getting like I also okay the
1:23:36
thing I get a lot is you look like my girlfriend or you look like my ex-girlfriend mostly you look like my ex-girlfriend oh that's sad I mean wait
1:23:43
why it is a bit weird it's got a layer of like misery yeah you look just like a
1:23:49
but just like her but you're like a guy who's into video games you're like my best friend but also my one true love
1:23:56
yeah I [ __ ] I haven't played a video game video I don't think you've picked up
1:24:02
anything in weeks but do you want to do anything sir yeah recorded by an AI I
1:24:07
haven't played a video game the last thing I played was like sea of Thieves a week ago
1:24:12
it is a little like that is my idea of like becoming an adult is I the less the least I play video games I think there's
1:24:19
nothing good open mouth smile
1:24:26
play like retro games is Rachel's worth watching Wayne's World yeah
1:24:31
[Music] yeah which one of these do you want Finn and soda look more like a trans remake of Bill and Ted party on dudes
1:24:40
Bill and Ted Excellent uh a hot pink you [ __ ] with the gloves
1:24:49
I just like long which one of these choose uh that one
1:24:55
this one says from Japan oh you look like the Land of the Rising Sun
1:25:01
it's pink it's pink and it's like really oh wait what the [ __ ] it's ping this is gonna be something
1:25:07
cool if it's from Japan [Music] from Japan have you seen forged in Fire
1:25:16
and I'm wondering what's in the hot pink package in the back yeah the one the one
1:25:25
already there's no way you don't know what this is by just this no I don't you kidding hold on chat guess hold on I'm
1:25:31
gonna give you five seconds five four three two wait for it though simple hash
1:25:38
like a meeting from Japan yeah why'd you go why'd you get that you can't be Japanese Japanese
1:25:46
sorry I don't I don't have like object permanence so I can only see like half of it oh
1:25:52
my gosh oh I didn't look like that he's hanging out
1:25:58
I'm so glad I get to add the hash another hand princesses another
1:26:04
uh what do you mean what what oh you don't notice the file no I guess I
1:26:10
just didn't internalize soda and Finn would be perfect for the femboy where's my car
1:26:16
we go cute clothes yeah oh [ __ ]
1:26:23
oh what the [ __ ] is that having your normal clothes lavender James oh [ __ ]
1:26:30
that hold on let me throw let me throw blaj like 25 onto the pile Oh I got some Diesel Jeans whiskey Adderall oh my God
1:26:38
it really is thank you so many all right holy [ __ ] should I
1:26:45
brought like a trash bag up here no this room is the trash bag I just put it all over there so it's out the way
1:26:52
um wash your foot whiskey Diesel jeans
1:26:58
Adderall you know how it is oh my God okay wait they just okay wait I don't
1:27:04
know who sent this but they sent normal [ __ ] clothes I so like I have the tendency to get like uh people said
1:27:11
people send them absurd things yeah a mixture between the vial thing I'd say
1:27:16
there's a 50 hit right there's a fifth there's a 50 hit rate of like good and bad but still I usually don't get
1:27:23
mysterious things I still never get normal this is neat wait
1:27:30
a little big let me see I think just go uh like early 2000s
1:27:37
the white crop top or something you two are so cute it's like it's like a white and black
1:27:44
crop like tanks got him oh wait sorry I wish up me and soda were
1:27:49
talking about fashion I did it completely [ __ ] you two are so cute I ship you
1:27:59
so it's been wanting to hear those words for years no it's off to uh Ohio lamou got em
1:28:05
I'm punching my desk I'm so mad oh my God I'm so upset no my life is growing
1:28:11
[Music] I want to get him give up hey
1:28:17
tell me about your voice like makes my ear ring
1:28:23
earrings
1:28:31
oh [ __ ] it up there you go and I got and so these and then a normal fire and then a normal pair of good old Diesel jeans
1:28:43
yeah we went to a gay sex shop
1:28:50
I have an image to me I was gonna lead into that anyway so I went into it so anyway so I
1:28:56
went but it wasn't just a case no it was a gay sex shot I didn't notice they it
1:29:01
was lined with like jock straps that said like pump with an exclamation point on them I got two pairs of those yeah
1:29:08
the ones that said like addicted there's so many so many poppers like so many yeah so many
1:29:15
um it was all of the porn that was like they were selling it was great escape it was all gay porn how many people that I
1:29:23
had [ __ ] on there but they're all British so I didn't know any of them but I did see one F1 then yeah there was not one
1:29:30
yeah no definitely it was just Dante Dante Dante Cole oh sorry I thought it
1:29:36
was a thing I was missing Deez Nuts got him they would load of Deez Nuts
1:29:42
anyway so I went into there as we were going in hold on hold on could I just
1:29:48
check something yes has soda ever been drunk on stream and not flashed the camera yeah even once have you been
1:29:55
drunk with anyone I'm on stream yeah no yeah hmm no that's miserable when you
1:30:02
smell like that well I've done that an awful lot oh yeah it's miserable when you say it like that did soda explain
1:30:07
did soda explain Papa's defend I didn't explain them like method of uh ingestion
1:30:13
sure who would win in a top-off convo so do all cotton my money is on soda wait
1:30:19
hold up I top like nobody's business dude oh [ __ ] dude I lay down the law dude I I I be laying more pipe than
1:30:26
[ __ ] Mario all right I don't wanna I don't want to go it's too hard I just realized with that hey you look like pre
1:30:31
from Blade Runner oh you've got a Blade Runner you've got a
1:30:37
lot you got a lot of like you look like oh well
1:30:43
was it pinned back yeah pressed from Blade Runner Maybe at the same it's similar hair hello to
1:30:50
soda and you and I send out a big hug black heart it's very similar here yeah Blade Runner
1:30:57
is my favorite movie I can it's one of those things where it's like I can recite it front to back at this point
1:31:04
a key part of that is because uh evangelis the composer of the uh
1:31:09
of the soundtrack would as you'd get test shots back he'd improv
1:31:15
over them and that became the soundtrack okay so a lot of the soundtrack just has lines of dialogue from the movie oh neat
1:31:22
and that evangelist's work is what got me into playing so oh [ __ ] yeah now you're synth man
1:31:28
which version the original absolutely wait what there's different versions of the original one there is the theatrical
1:31:34
cut which has a film Noir like uh like narration from Harrison Ford that where
1:31:41
he explains everything that he's doing uh but that was only there because of how The Producers wanted Ridley Scott to
1:31:50
include that because they're like this movie's too boring and too confusing this movie sucks put a put a no narration in it and Harrison Ford didn't
1:31:57
want to do it um and so he did it purposefully as bad as he could
1:32:02
and they put that in the movie holy [ __ ] the first take nice so it's [ __ ] horrid why is Harrison Ford just a bit
1:32:09
of an [ __ ] oh Harrison Ford's a huge dick holy [ __ ] okay doing the shoot with Abby I won't say any names here but do
1:32:15
it so I did the shoot with uh Abby we did um what's it called I promise this is related but we did a I did the shoot
1:32:21
with Abby I did I filmed with the I filmed the philosophy tube video with Abigail Thorne so
1:32:27
while doing that the people that work on this [ __ ] are like serious [ __ ] in like the film industry and business as
1:32:34
like a couple people that I like a couple people like they'll talk about like oh yeah I was curious [ __ ] flying out of the [ __ ] wall and
1:32:40
having a [ __ ] [ __ ] shot they'll mention like oh my God they'll mention like I worked with I worked on this movie and then we'll all go like oh my
1:32:46
God from with that guy and they go yeah he's an [ __ ] like all like an accident I kind of like that I told you
1:32:53
who it was yeah yeah I kind of liked him having also been in the film World a
1:33:01
little bit yeah it's like you expect people can you both say you woo I am never going to financially recover from
1:33:07
this no because that's a 100 donation was it you that it was that okay well now
1:33:15
you've [ __ ] now I put the honest on you that's so stupid because you've got less
1:33:21
of a cringe than I do most of us in your brain oh it's because I like money yeah okay you didn't make any of that no
1:33:28
that's mine uh but yeah I pay for drinks yeah
1:33:35
I just show you that uh that Lake okay
1:33:41
my God anyway
1:33:49
jeans with a crop top like you said yeah that would be at least one of them fits
1:33:54
her it would look good it would look really good chunky white sneakers go super like 2004 with it
1:34:01
the this cat this hat with that hat yeah that's perfect that that Nails it yeah
1:34:06
and yeah and you start listening to like smile decades yeah very Y2K yeah [ __ ]
1:34:12
oh foreign
1:34:20
no 2004 wouldn't be highways to jeans not for you
1:34:26
just unfold definitely was 2000 uh zero two thousand that's me through uh my
1:34:32
birthday right now is high-waisted jeans time we're just missing out yeah
1:34:37
can't do low waisted well it looks shittier I'm I'm on like The Tick Tock generation of new fashion trends okay
1:34:50
Orion I watched sea beams glitter in the dark near the tan Heiser gate all those
1:34:56
moments will be lost in time like tears in rain or a double femboy stream on
1:35:02
Twitch this is a book this is Blade Runner this is Rucker Howard's uh character Roy baddies last monologue
1:35:10
before he dies nice I said this I did this exact speech in in the the one of
1:35:16
the Cavs when I was referring to the the amount of weird furry pornography I've seen I I I ended it with I've seen
1:35:23
things you people wouldn't believe I tend to just tune you out after a minute whoa I'm kidding I'm joking
1:35:29
dude this is gradually gonna become more of an ooh scam you gotta do the ULU I
1:35:35
can't do it well you gotta do with you listen listen you gotta remember your
1:35:40
ABCs and you got to do ABC always be Griffin
1:35:46
God or listen to this if Finn won't do it I will you choose
1:35:53
you got so close to whacking your head on
1:36:00
that you did your hair was touching it so how about that you woo
1:36:08
oh well
1:36:15
oh my god get him out of there
1:36:23
I spoke to Cotton one time and my ooh he's got infinitely better I don't know if you noticed that
1:36:31
I did the thing thank you for the hundred dollars that was very nice of you go do the evil that you do so well I
1:36:37
did the thing I did the thing I did the thing it just makes my entire body sweat I'm so nervous immediately but
1:36:43
anytime I do it oh my god oh what the [ __ ] okay hold on I don't know if that
1:36:49
was the that it was that thanks for the four months sub and [ __ ] hold on it's gonna show up in a second I already
1:36:54
showed it thank you for the seven gift why don't you guys go out of your way to give the custom amount of Subs that is
1:37:00
not five like five or ten or what is it giving you the last of the money in their bank account that's you have to
1:37:06
manually oh okay well that makes it feel so much worse yeah
1:37:13
which would you rather do give two extra Subs to fin or feed the kid
1:37:18
[Music] where's the only Vans Giza
1:37:27
now we're hidden for now well I'm gonna put it there hidden for now come on
1:37:32
anger and Scar some goals I can help man [ __ ] American football I'd much rather Macho Man stream dude if you don't want
1:37:40
to watch the big game when we were talking we talked about uh
1:37:46
we were talking about like we were talking about um the fact that the Super Bowl was on like right now actually the
1:37:52
big game and I I said like oh [ __ ] the stream's like
1:37:58
I probably never the I mentioned there like oh [ __ ] dude I should sort of [ __ ] there's gonna be like no one watching
1:38:03
because the Super Bowl's on the game the big game and sort of said none of your audience watched the Super
1:38:11
Bowl none of your audience is watching this Super Bowl that's the kind of okay
1:38:17
[Music] kind of true though isn't it because there's four thousand you have it on one
1:38:22
other monitor so it's not that important to you what the [ __ ] worth it thank you [ __ ] why you didn't even need to gift
1:38:29
100 [ __ ] 100 to uh Jesus Christ there's not even a goal up man
1:38:36
wait okay is that a Super Bowl it's like the the ESPN is that pork hold on what
1:38:43
the [ __ ] oh my God that is like straight up pornography we're gonna stop using something
1:38:49
explicit language at some point twitch is gonna take this little I'm gonna click on it oh is it gone
1:38:57
you can do that yeah
1:39:03
yeah what the [ __ ] you have you have scribe to somebody hey Scott lemon what the [ __ ] hello what
1:39:10
what thank you for the ache of this Y8 again yet again why Finn greater than
1:39:15
Super Bowl you still don't know who's playing the Eagles and someone else and then nobody
1:39:21
else this is way way way way way better who's playing in the Super Bowl who's playing
1:39:27
in the big game in the big game who's playing Chiefs okay Chiefs versus the Eagles
1:39:34
I think that I think the eagle wins also we Europeans do not care about the Super Bowl I think
1:39:41
Eagle wins I think everybody should care about the big game Eagles gonna get your eyes like a random dude versus
1:39:48
Eagles win I don't know if you know this but they don't have Eagles it's just the name of this I'm like
1:39:53
What's the game oh they're like thrown around an egg-shaped ball
1:39:59
why are they called the Eagles if they're well and they're all on the ground yeah and the Chiefs don't actually have any
1:40:05
power you should set a donor goal that isn't girl month they don't go around and big like okay oh I was thinking big
1:40:12
racist ceremonial hairdresser yeah because that's what I was taking at a more safer work there
1:40:19
more friendly savior Renegade age
1:40:27
[Music] is going live who's Aaron Rod Aiden Ross
1:40:32
no oh you know I don't know almost two years buddy how is it every everything
1:40:38
yeah okay okay well the sex doll for him interesting characters you meet on the sex doll this is just the NSFW stream I
1:40:45
Pro interesting character to me one guy uh customizes all of his dollars to look like demons
1:40:51
um and his username is Ammon ra The Forbidden one the chief Saga within the Americans
1:40:56
and everyone just thinks that's a that's cool everyone's just like cool with that everyone just goes oh that's Emma Ross
1:41:03
somebody's summoned them somebody's summoned them on Raw again sex though Forum the fact that there is
1:41:10
a form is so much more interesting that's great there's [ __ ] forums it's like a super
1:41:15
old school fetish because it's all like 60 year old Boomers oh yeah I guess so so it's because of that it's like less
1:41:22
than three I just want a [ __ ] from the Boston Dynamics robot yeah Atlas or yeah the big the one that has
1:41:30
all the gears oh my [ __ ] god thank you thanks text
1:41:36
why thank you for the Tony focuses and yet again there's literally no gold nothing happens I've been gone for uh
1:41:43
bro grab me another P.O box package would you soda
1:41:50
would you be a doll and grab me a PO Box it's heavy and oh it's dense it's gonna
1:41:56
be a book about it American football is quite homoerotic men groping each other
1:42:02
and chasing after balls you can't say that word no you're great yeah I mean in all
1:42:08
fairness uh so it's like English football it's the same thing is requesting knife tricks you're
1:42:14
welcome thank you oh okay well like knife tricks are easy
1:42:21
oh can I teach you a knife trick I'm T okay I'm gonna teach solo knife trick hold on I work 90 hours slash WK
1:42:29
because I'm a nurse I don't get to come here and troll you normally so obviously
1:42:34
I'm going to but hey set back down a goal smile what for even the
1:42:42
maybe this will get your attention you should set a goal like 24-hour stream
1:42:48
you've I can do it but like
1:42:54
why give me a thousand dollars for it now what the [ __ ] man this is why I'm
1:42:59
here [Music]
1:43:06
okay all right I get it now I [ __ ] my Finn hates cow so much
1:43:11
he cringes with soda on stream has made me realize cow is just a less ADHD soda
1:43:17
with more yelling good girl [ __ ] you hold on fine [ __ ] it like two inch in
1:43:23
seams not 24 attacks wait no you don't wait all right not another 24. I'm watching this hold on
1:43:29
both have eggs and a lot of man touching tight clothes and then is the egg that
1:43:35
wants to be recovered by the demons okay 24 hour stream or no because a few
1:43:41
people said no not today holy [ __ ] not today not today no are you [ __ ]
1:43:46
kidding me this should be like planned in the future plans with implants but would you want a 24 no that's weird you
1:43:52
went on a 24 hour 25 streams are bad Oh weird [Music]
1:43:59
the last six of it yeah last six was terrible yeah it's I can do a really good 12 hour
1:44:05
stream and then after that nothing after that it's maintenance yeah
1:44:11
Donald gold for a dual walk you no no no
1:44:17
what uh I used to do walking streams like walking around oh my gosh I took the [ __ ] try and
1:44:23
take the story I told you earlier yeah I'll tell you a good reason why I don't do a walk dude I was holy [ __ ] I was uh
1:44:30
transformed today or not today like three days ago it's 24. it's transphobian just something good
1:44:37
chat I had my first I have my first real um I had my first real no fun experience
1:44:42
chat that was fun you go pissed I'll explain my story all right let me explain my story I have
1:44:49
been out done I'm not subbed you will rule the day 24 hour stream on the
1:44:55
weekend toe we'll see anyway let's start move out of Birmingham yeah not great so
1:45:00
all right here's what I did so when I went so I'll tell you this story I went to um what's it called I went tough on
1:45:06
Australia's again well less than you okay so I went to um what's it called uh
1:45:11
Abby's I went to um film this philosophy tube video can you hear them pissing
1:45:18
can you hear them screaming while they're pissing during the story
1:45:24
I really hope you so all right the um so I went to I went
1:45:31
to uh I went to Abby's to go film and it's in uh we filmed in London so I was in London for a bit I was in London for
1:45:37
a day I crashed at Abby's it was great very Abby's great at some point I will tell you about Abby she's great
1:45:44
um the philosophy two video filming was awesome I can't wait till it comes out we filmed some tick tocks holy [ __ ] have
1:45:51
you been filming some tick tocks it's their first time I hope it's dope it does outgroup it was fun all right
1:45:57
at some point I did have to go home so um after we got some food I I left
1:46:02
um I saw soda briefly we met up we said Hi and then I [ __ ] off because soda was in London like just landed so I
1:46:08
[ __ ] up I got on my train and like I ended up getting home at like 9 00 PM right
1:46:14
so 9pm is essentially just pitch black right so I got off the train station I went
1:46:21
out I tried to call myself like an Uber home I get back to Birmingham and all that and so I'm standing in like the uh like the taxi rank sort of area after
1:46:28
the after the train station I can still hear pacing
1:46:34
but like a little scary yeah but um there's nothing like the taxi right here
1:46:39
and I was like I'm dressed normal like I'm like I've got my cap on like you gotta not it wasn't pink but like you
1:46:45
gotta imagine like people see me as this you know this this is how the rest of
1:46:51
the world sees me right so okay right so it's [ __ ] there's like
1:46:56
two other people in this entire like vicinity right there's two [ __ ] couples walking around and uh there's a
1:47:02
group of like three dudes came up to me um very clearly drunk like very very
1:47:07
clearly like very quite drunk like slowing their words everything like that they sort of slowly there was everything like that and then well the first thing
1:47:14
he said was like hey bro oh they're just when a is safe and uh obviously I have my cap down they couldn't seriously went
1:47:19
like all right and I looked up to like figure out what the [ __ ] was going on and they saw like my face and then they
1:47:25
said like oh you're a girl and I went like saved them and I said like nah man just a dude and then they really started giving me a
1:47:31
bit of a hard time they were very okay I'll give them the benefit of the doubt they were very drunk
1:47:37
um but they're like offering me like they kept like trying to push drugs on me or something I don't know it was they're like little bat little satchels
1:47:43
or something in there and they're trying to pass me that and then like uh one of them one of their friends was like oh so
1:47:48
you're like you're gay then right and then like I'll show you like are you trans are you gay and I was like no dude I'm just [ __ ] going home man I didn't
1:47:54
I was like I don't want I don't want to use [ __ ] drugs uh like I don't I was playing it fine and then um but it's
1:48:00
like as this topic got on to like oh I'll show you gay then right like you're [ __ ] like what are you what are you what are you and then uh
1:48:08
the dude like that's my that's shorter than me well weirdly there's one dude that's way taller the other guy is
1:48:14
[ __ ] up there's two dudes that are talking to me dude there's like a slightly shorter than me he's like like gives me a like shoulders like they're
1:48:19
shoving me or they shove me a little bit which is kind of upsetting like I mean I wasn't like especially scared or
1:48:25
anything but I was watching their hands in their pockets the whole time it was a bit of like a [ __ ] weird thing to
1:48:30
happen at night time oh uh but yeah no that that was fun that
1:48:37
was great but birmingham's awesome man it's uh very fun city but yeah why
1:48:42
didn't you just pull out your revolver uh like all the time in America
1:48:50
is a cult single action revolver you're giving one at Birth you buy one you go
1:48:56
to your local Walgreens you can get one with with every Walgreens is a pharmacy
1:49:02
oh what you think God it's get given right
1:49:10
I own a cult Single Action Army as a seven-year-old yeah they basically like I the only
1:49:17
reason I like I okay so this sounds weird but like you're good okay this is stupid but Walgreens CBS [ __ ] so I'm
1:49:25
you this sounds stupid but like this is pretty much the only way the interaction ended was like because they were like really hopping on this like so like oh
1:49:32
you're gay then right and then like uh all I said was like no like my Uber's like that like I'm going home to my like
1:49:39
my girlfriend and [ __ ] so I lied and then they [ __ ] up like if as soon as they were like oh yeah okay like let's
1:49:44
go then then they left they didn't care about us Rite Aid enjoyers and chat oh
1:49:49
my God I'm telling you [ __ ] I'm Penny ice cream at Rite Aid that's their whole thing I'm telling kind of kind of a [ __ ]
1:49:55
like kind of a story but listen there's there's ice cream I don't know why the
1:50:00
[ __ ] Rite Aid is it's like a CVS like a pharmacy like like they like uh
1:50:06
like a Lloyd's Pharmacy okay but they have a like ice cream in a casa
1:50:12
Penny there yeah but anyway uh okay neat all right yeah so that was fun I'm
1:50:19
sorry for interrupting yeah that's it you can go ahead and continue now oh no it's sort of it it's just that ice cream
1:50:24
only costs a penny girlfriend I yeah I mean [ __ ] I mean
1:50:29
I mean my Uber was there so I just sort of could have just walked to the Uber but then as I was leaving they also sort
1:50:35
of like after they left I had to walk to my Uber and then there was like a random girl around the corner that I saw they were talking oh that one dude was
1:50:42
talking to for a minute and she felt a little uncomfortable but she was waiting for an Uber as well so after they [ __ ]
1:50:47
off she dealt with it much better than I did I don't know what women have like a thing for it like the better it like
1:50:54
chewing [ __ ] creepy dudes I guess I don't have the experience but um yeah
1:51:00
[ __ ] uh yeah I as I was getting into my Uber they'd already left and I was like you're right like they're [ __ ]
1:51:06
with me earlier I think they were just drunken causing a bit of a nuisance but that was annoying yeah I couldn't have
1:51:12
won that fight so it was a little weird a little scary but
1:51:18
experience I say something yeah I'll get used to it I need to I just don't go out at all and I definitely don't go out at
1:51:24
night really in Birmingham so maybe walking stream not the best plan in the world
1:51:30
they're walking around yeah not the best shot because with two people and a
1:51:36
claymore well no I was I was gonna say that where one person doesn't look like a woman
1:51:41
yeah um oh that could be like a big part of it is looking like a poor defenseless woman
1:51:50
this woman yeah well they found out I was not a poor defenseless woman well it's just a poor defenseless woman is is
1:51:57
oh I choose sweet I've never seen this before you ever had a joke no Japanese candy they're um holy [ __ ] really good
1:52:03
the grape flavor though kiwi holy it's from tiwi tiwi's a very big chap person
1:52:13
T we've mentioned she was sending me like some Japanese can I draw one yeah holy [ __ ] so this completely distracted
1:52:18
me from General transphobia General transphobia yeah yeah General homophobia in German in German
1:52:25
where the [ __ ] was I going homophobia General uh homophobia in [ __ ] England
1:52:31
in Birmingham wait what are these things I was thinking oh wait there you go
1:52:41
so you swallow them yeah well they packaged like gum
1:52:47
the Japanese package all their [ __ ] like this that's nice
1:52:52
this is good yeah that's the only great flavor I tolerate yeah
1:53:00
um that's solid the Japanese know what they're doing they can't solve yeah if you wait [ __ ] 25 minutes
1:53:08
I got ADHD dude I get bored I'm like the [ __ ]
1:53:14
Mr Owl how this doesn't does it debuff and I go well a one a two
1:53:22
two a three you know like I do that whole [ __ ] routine every single time I got a goddamn lollipop
1:53:29
hold on this is Donut for exactly you
1:53:34
just pop your legal myth the 24-hour stream will be a breeze
1:53:39
yep yep it's pretty good guys yeah also
1:53:45
no it isn't it should only last four hours then you grab gosh darn it I have been outdone
1:53:53
you will rule the day 24 hour stream on the weekend toe oh God no
1:54:00
I'm so good teeth broken yeah dude these do get in like unique bombs thank you by the way
1:54:09
I'm not having that issue and I have braces that's insane to me I chew weirdly then yeah you got a weird
1:54:16
chewing days I'll teach you a knife trick yeah which one do you want to learn I heard foot and balls but I
1:54:22
looked it up and I'm disappointed wait what
1:54:28
wait what [ __ ] hold on I miss the thing I heard of foot and balls oh football yeah
1:54:34
it makes me so jealous this had to cut mine to like half the length it was before it barely touches my shoulders
1:54:41
Now by both thumb why'd you have to attention what to your dick no hair barely touched my shoulders
1:54:49
sorry about your experience f1n and permanent emm really is the Ohio of
1:54:54
England oh yeah you forgot the thank you by the way oh [ __ ] dude thank you for the
1:54:59
Thousand wait for the thousand dollars yeah what do I oh [ __ ] the holy [ __ ] we didn't solve that issue what no no goal
1:55:05
should we do holy [ __ ] should we do a 24-hour stream or no chest stuff can we do a poll the vote was no the vote was
1:55:12
no wait it ended up no weird [Music] I'm so stupid I'm sorry
1:55:23
those hours no Fair Point
1:55:29
because I had to swoop in yeah and show chat my favorite does not
1:55:36
lie as a Texan I have been given more guns as birthday or Christmas gifts that's better than I video game consoles
1:55:42
I have to buy my own video game consoles but can just ask for guns which is why I own so many and being
1:55:49
Texas I can ride around on my sport bike my sport bike my sport bike since you
1:55:57
are rubbish at planning things for streams a 24-hour stream would be terrible also please check the labels or
1:56:04
receipts of the Amazon packages because people often put their names on them yes what looks like the TV One I know I've
1:56:11
done this for years I'm here AKA sword guy have you opened the sword yet yes
1:56:18
what the [ __ ] short guy fella thanks for thanks oh my God fella this is exactly
1:56:24
what I want this is holy [ __ ] hold on stop calling me the poor defenseless woman he is just making sure this is
1:56:32
fine give me a minute the defenseless is right I'm no longer defenseless I've got
1:56:38
a [ __ ] Claymore this is dope it's too heavy for you to carry it's not too heavy carrot on a
1:56:45
walk [ __ ] you get tired I can walk around with this thing easy I
1:56:52
am addicted to you help me pistachios really I've never been a fan
1:56:58
of pistachio they're fine I'm not a pistachio man truly oh pistachio fella you're a pistachio Feller
1:57:06
how do you draw something like that like your back no God no historically swords
1:57:12
are never put on people's backs yeah this is nuts you could like you could totally Lop
1:57:18
someone's head off with that easy here put your hand I think you're I think you're underestimating do too the
1:57:25
amount 12 hours streams instead of 24 hours there's no way it's that bad with this much weight
1:57:31
it's also not a sharp blade oh no with this no I could get like a good I could get like a
1:57:38
okay take an arm off with this God no yeah at the elbow no you just between
1:57:44
the ligaments no you you smack and maybe cut into somebody holy [ __ ] hold on
1:57:50
yep you were sorry you smack into somebody's phone real hard and leave it leave a good dent in it a good dent yeah
1:57:58
it was like a good like one of those like you're chiseling out a flute you know yep could be like that
1:58:06
oh I'm gonna do the rest of the stream like this fellas sorry it's not look at the light I know I'm like yeah that's it
1:58:13
hey soda cat how does it feel to be in the company of one of the greatest femboy streaming either first
1:58:19
next
1:58:26
I'm definitely not the first femboy streamer I live it every day of my life with one
1:58:31
of the best Fanboy streamers myself you haven't streamed in two months shut the [ __ ] up
1:58:37
[Music] I like the sword an awful lot gem size oh my god I've done gooning streams
1:58:43
don't okay we can't good so okay I don't know if it's TLs but for my chat role I
1:58:49
do sex work oh well that's fine but gooning maybe not
1:58:54
talks about gooning all the time who's neanders the video
1:59:01
he's done a birthing stream from the milking stream two 12 hours are you
1:59:07
[ __ ] huh what about one 12 hours yeah yo we going why two we could do one
1:59:13
twelve hours Corners rise up we could do one 12 hour trip that one actually I can any gooners in chat hold on things
1:59:23
showing how abominable the British healthcare system is Jesus that's a little dark but there's I
1:59:31
could do one 12 hour stream and it would be pretty solid I could I could pull off a 12 hour stream fell easy I've been
1:59:36
nine hours just on a whim yeah I could do that I don't know about two of those I mean
1:59:42
we'd have to schedule that the second one totally starting before the usual start time well yeah holy [ __ ] does the
1:59:48
Rose illusion only work IRL and Finn claims it only works on camera what the hell is the Rose illusion like
1:59:54
has spells the idea that I just I look like a woman because on camera it's more oh my God this sword is actually
2:00:01
scarily heavy sometimes yeah I mean
2:00:07
for real foreign
2:00:17
so when I met a when I'm at Abby she said that I came across like more masculine in real life
2:00:23
what do you think as opposed to my character on stream as opposed to oh certainly yeah way more yeah right way
2:00:29
more see chat man Finn accidentally walked naked
2:00:35
in front of you as he does with all his guests no no I haven't been around here for too long now you were
2:00:41
not completely naked you weren't butt naked that was a towel yeah you were
2:00:47
clear you dropped my hand yeah yeah I had normal I think saying naked instead of naked is
2:00:55
really funny glad you lost my sword hurt yourself with it and enjoy it it's a lot bigger
2:01:01
than I thought it is really [ __ ] big but it's really [ __ ] it's so cool I don't know how many feet tall it is it
2:01:08
looks it's like my like booba height this is I can't complete a train of thought
2:01:15
a friend of thought it's like Peck that sword's PEX type pack height when on the ground so I can say Bull bite you can
2:01:22
can you as long as you don't grab them then you're fine we are talking about a domino goal yeah why not have a one 12
2:01:30
hour stream goal and a stretch goal for the second that seems too complicated how about we
2:01:35
just set a go for one just say Goals to 12 hour screens yeah
2:01:47
there it is [Music] you know a lot of gooners uh will buy Arsenal merch
2:01:53
why is that why is that linked because have you had Arsenal fans are called Google sorry oh really are they
2:01:59
that's funny firstly I am really sorry you had such a terrible experience it is
2:02:05
probably time you learn about angel shots and other self-defense techniques women often use I assume you made soda
2:02:13
wear the heels and again please do a try on Hall Don Ogle yes a height comparison real quick all
2:02:21
right so let everyone know [ __ ] yeah Rose is short oh
2:02:27
sorry you were saying I'm so [ __ ] happy with this bottom
2:02:33
I'm about to be so [ __ ] please myself there we go you're so far back you don't need to be
2:02:39
that far back I want to get the sword who knows also doesn't walk in streams but has not been
2:02:44
able to do them with no manly man to protect him the lighting's dribble but it should be
2:02:50
noted that I am significantly whiter where like Mario and Luigi longer look
2:02:56
at the long-ass [ __ ] he can jump higher all right
2:03:01
this is like your neck your neck this is like how tall Miko is
2:03:07
by the way in comparison one 12 hour stream full of drinking games I'm [ __ ] dull hey guys oh hold on you
2:03:14
want to be horny
2:03:19
how big this all looks sorry I'm still eating this candy um no yeah I almost ate all of that one
2:03:25
packet I'm sorry it was so good I'm so [ __ ] tall I'm so glad that I proved this
2:03:32
I'm so glad we're gradually you're coming into my brain oh my God I am told I am not really sure you're making me
2:03:38
feel welcome what is it no I'm sorry it was it was
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very nice sorry I was I was I was in my own head you're kind of how tall are you I'm five
2:03:51
seven that's not really short that's that no it is no it is not five seven is
2:03:59
average height do okay I'm gonna give you like the 23andMe opt-out chance to
2:04:04
for you to be proved wrong here because I know I've got so many no
2:04:10
it's 5 10. it's not 5 10. that's a [ __ ] I'm sure oh my God I don't think there's anyone who is 510. I'm gonna
2:04:16
ruin this guys is anyone ever who's ever been five done oh I'm talking global average here dude
2:04:22
it's 5 10. it's 5 5. I'm about to ruin so to stay holy [ __ ] because it all it includes like a
2:04:28
bunch of it puts short of Nations but also the taller ones too that I average six foot huh I'm about to ruin your
2:04:34
entire [ __ ] life hold on it didn't ruin my life you already told me what it is average male height
2:04:41
oh you're putting mail all five nine in the U.S okay five nine in the US let's say
2:04:46
Global well five nine oh still five nine I think in
2:04:52
the UK it's five ten five nine globally I'm taller than average globally neat neat
2:05:02
what do you want to arm wrestle
2:05:15
no it was 15. I said it was 20. it is it is not even it is not a 20 pound barbell
2:05:21
it's 15. it is not a 50 like it is a 15 pound Papa it's 15 pounds 15 no kg it's
2:05:27
not 15 kg it might be 15 pounds it's 15 kg because I could throw that thing like a javelin because it's only 15 kg
2:05:34
that is not a lot of white what that's what 30 something right yeah that's not a 30 that's not a 30 pound
2:05:41
barbell it is that is 100 a 10K 10 kg the junior barbell that is that is not 25. no it's
2:05:49
15. that's a [ __ ] lie I keep oh
2:05:54
it's ten it's 10kg
2:05:59
have you and soda done arm wrestling oh [ __ ] if so so
2:06:05
who do you think like when I curl yeah I curl
2:06:13
oh God I haven't worked out in the [ __ ] [ __ ]
2:06:19
huh with 25 so 10 kg is how much in in real units 22. 22 pounds yep yeah I could do
2:06:26
[ __ ] no 24. I could do 50 of these that'd be 22. I'm sorry
2:06:32
yeah but when you said oh this is a 45 pounds no
2:06:39
I'd never say that one no you said how hot how much is a dumbbell and Chad said
2:06:46
45 pounds and you went oh sweet I've never can curl 45 pounds I've never you
2:06:52
were just totally cool with that as if that was the truth as if that was the as if you had ever picked up a weight in
2:06:59
your life and you weren't like oh yeah I could bench 160. I could have been okay you
2:07:05
could not bench 160. I bench 150. 50 huge fight I do hit the 300. get your
2:07:12
shirt oh hi Finn hey sorry I just didn't I just uh I I lift people up with my
2:07:20
hips for a living dude 300 yeah I am broke so I have to pay with prime love
2:07:26
you Amazon
2:07:37
three times every week now that's crazy who's um my personal trainer their their name
2:07:44
is Christopher Chandler and I think that's really funny that's funny that's pretty funny this is just more proof
2:07:50
that being taller doesn't help you at all in arm wrestling better get that bossy ready
2:07:56
like I did better than I thought I was gonna do I mean yeah it did just because I didn't do well more leverage because
2:08:01
yeah slightly longer arms how much were you struggling on when I was the right hand one the first time because of the
2:08:06
angle I you weren't ever going to win but I don't know I was going to win very very soon
2:08:12
okay so better than I thought it was gonna be because well no you could not have won No period there was nothing I
2:08:18
could I could make it so that you could not win an arm wrestle no no seriously like people who are yeah three four
2:08:26
times stronger than me yeah who I ca I can make it so that they can't win I'm sorry but I have a technique yeah wait
2:08:33
teach me that then what the [ __ ] well it if you're in a real arm wrestle yeah
2:08:38
um they'll break your wrist oh so you're relying on the fact that somebody's not strong enough to break your wrist hold
2:08:45
my sword you want to move the camera down I'm relying on I don't think Cotton's I don't think cotton is is
2:08:51
strong enough to break my wrist ever oh my [ __ ] god sorry
2:08:57
like all all you do is you change the angle that that you need to be like that yeah so if you put your
2:09:03
wrist down here yeah you're [ __ ] they can't they there's no way they can get enough Leverage
2:09:08
that feels dangerous you want to like be over levers like that if you want to win yeah
2:09:15
you should make it an air blowing only photo shoots it would break your wrist if somebody Falls wrong air blowing only
2:09:22
photoshoot what the [ __ ] does that mean I don't know yeah okay you confused me I said I have
2:09:28
to use prime cause I'm to pour thanks to Amazon F1 and then Jeff base daddy Bezos
2:09:34
will pay for it for you don't worry yeah twitch I'm surprised that's still a feature on Twitch actually
2:09:40
did that still a [ __ ] thing that twitch Prime hasn't been removed yet yeah
2:09:47
[ __ ] hold on
2:09:59
my dad's hey Dad but oh my God my dad's watching the stream by the way hello uh
2:10:05
but he said good gains [Music] thanks Dad thanks Dad thanks for the
2:10:11
interview coming with the name for the sword may I suggest egg knife lots of love
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egg knife the throngler [Music]
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Grimble Hammer feminine presenting King oh my [ __ ] uh
2:10:31
okay it's a proctologist so obviously soda won arm wrestling so
2:10:38
here's a question for soda do you think you could beat someone that's training for pole dancing even if they're shorter
2:10:45
than you just a hypothetical question personally yes
2:10:50
but dear Lord what do you mean what do you mean by box or something what do you mean but what do you mean because I know
2:10:57
you're talking about cotton s yeah and the person that I
2:11:04
that I right um and they're my height what does a family right five nothing only blows air
2:11:11
oh oh [ __ ] that's I mean listen the inside of not planned for a work trip no
2:11:18
yo that's not I just want to go to the [ __ ] Eminem store man yeah there's an M store that sells just m M's that's all
2:11:24
they do yeah Eminem's still like a local like I don't know every Big City thing no every big city has an m style
2:11:32
okay it's not just England right you guys have m m stores there no chat [ __ ] dumb chat do you have Eminem
2:11:38
Stills I've never heard of this thing chat maybe one in like Times Square Europeans no is the m m still wait what
2:11:47
the [ __ ] yeah I said I swear and somebody said yeah New York City New York and Vegas how many is there one on
2:11:54
the strip how many Eminem's Stills are there there's like five New York Orlando
2:12:02
London and Shanghai
2:12:08
that makes sense yeah essentially a [ __ ] Eminem theme park I guess so hey look
2:12:16
there it is dude it's [ __ ] up that they made the green m m Muslim and now I can't come to her anymore
2:12:25
thank you
2:12:32
I just I just today got on back that's that's fresh
2:12:46
what we did was take her boots off and they gave her different normal shoes they didn't make her Muslim and that why
2:12:52
would that change anything what the Absurd fact is that I'm jacking off to the green Eminem
2:12:58
that's the joke the more you explain it
2:13:04
I'm like I don't have fun of like [ __ ] I know I know condemn stores
2:13:12
Ontario okay well yeah I think Ontario is one of those oh no wait what the [ __ ]
2:13:18
yeah I could have sworn there was one in like Europe like Germany Berlin yeah Berlin so okay wait there's more than
2:13:24
just that Berlin New York Las Vegas London Shanghai Disney Springs Mall of
2:13:30
America that's missing Prime is Daddy and no we don't have m m stores
2:13:36
huh it's not yeah it's not a thing man a lot of them oh yeah I think I think
2:13:44
you yeah I think you got teleported holy [ __ ] no I really want now I really do want to go to the NMM still Eminem So
2:13:50
now that I know it's not common I thought it was I don't know do I get a government you know the PO Box would you
2:13:57
would you would you buddy oh my God I thought something was I
2:14:03
thought something went wrong jelly bean store ah no jelly beans kind of suck jelly beans blow my [ __ ] jelly beans
2:14:10
kind of suck yeah jelly beans kind of suck can we blow my greasy
2:14:17
I can't jerk off to the green Eminem I've made that joke on Twitch before
2:14:22
good okay for showing your ball I didn't get banned for showing my balls either you
2:14:28
showed hold the [ __ ] on I am flashed ball for two frames
2:14:35
you showed your actual nuts on stream uh one nut and it was on accident it was
2:14:41
barely in the corner just deleted the bar nobody know nobody cared I got banned for touching my chest
2:14:46
you showed your nuts oh that doesn't matter that's another bands work well it
2:14:53
depends how many people watch it and report it but guess which I'll subscribe nobody was watching my [ __ ] stream
2:14:58
nobody was watching that one girl but [ __ ] that dude that's why I guess
2:15:04
and it was like remember way more straight minutes today
2:15:12
someone in chat said someone shot some male privilege
2:15:24
this one doesn't have a name for it sweet I think you ordered this for yourself wait actually I might have does
2:15:29
that say does that say that it's my wait no oh my God I didn't I ordered something else from this site this is
2:15:34
genuinely a PO Box thing my flavor is this the [ __ ] cow one I kept getting tagged in this on tick
2:15:42
tock holy [ __ ] where's the stream real quick okay well it's really hard to tell what
2:15:48
it is this is essentially just cow laundry hold on okay does anyone know what the [ __ ] this
2:15:53
is for like two weeks straight I kept getting tagged on Tick Tock from
2:15:59
it's just it's a company that exclusively makes a lingerie for cheap
2:16:04
lingerie for egirls yeah it says milk oh you're taking all this [ __ ] look there's another this is from me I'm sure you
2:16:12
will find your mind in your future projects
2:16:20
hold on I keep like it I want to find this video because I was getting tagged in it Relentless what are you doing it
2:16:26
smells weird it smells weird all right we can you know me I've got
2:16:31
I've got a smell I like to smell things I like to smell things I think it's this
2:16:37
one I kept getting tagged in yeah okay with me tagged in this [ __ ] I think
2:16:44
um play that funky music white boy I can't do that oh
2:16:57
[Applause] I'm doing the backing track for this
2:17:03
stop stop all right all right stop all right this
2:17:09
[ __ ] I'm getting tagged in this [ __ ] stop I'm like sorry stop trying to finish it okay you're getting attacked
2:17:15
in this [ __ ] video I got like one thing oh I got I got attacked this ship a ton for like two weeks like tag
2:17:23
someone who would look good in this this wait does this have a skirt in it milk wait this was two different things I got
2:17:29
I got this one the really hyper revealing one yeah oh cool icon
2:17:40
doesn't exist you can wear it on a different platform that doesn't exist what are the I've
2:17:46
never heard of fictional ones fictional platform a fictional platform that does not that has not been created there is
2:17:53
no war embarrassing too there is no one passing so
2:17:59
[ __ ] your girl oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] Jesus Christ all right
2:18:06
definitely a shoebox but it's so light it doesn't say a name on it either but by the way thank you
2:18:12
Scott lemon where the f i okay Sky lemon because you sent at me I
2:18:18
will I will as soon as I wear that I'll take a photo I'll send it to you beforehand okay
2:18:24
you'll be the first person to see the outfit okay sound good ah you ruined it
2:18:34
you you ruined it there he's a good girl [ __ ] you no no longer I rescind my offer
2:18:43
wait what the [ __ ] is this it's your present wait [ __ ] when I said it's your present
2:18:51
it's labeled your present only for you yeah you're present for you this seems like it should be a shoebox
2:18:57
but now I feel like it's might not well it's your friend it's shoes holy [ __ ] me oh holy [ __ ]
2:19:04
what the hell these boots is made for walking apparently hold on this is what you'll do dude
2:19:10
I gotta I'm gonna wear these and stand next to you because he's [ __ ] up man
2:19:17
you don't have to do that I don't think you have to do that oh did you learn the average height was more than yours oh oh
2:19:25
[ __ ] oh those are cool there's no way my feet is this small actually like this is like
2:19:31
a wait no ah maybe these are the man Treads from TF2
2:19:38
there's no [ __ ] you can Rocket Jump on somebody with these
2:19:46
hold on you don't even have to ask Chad I'm already trying to put them on hold on
2:19:51
hold on let me ditch this thing in a gun boots sorry I haven't played
2:19:57
TF2 since it was good 2009.
2:20:02
okay did you wear one another one
2:20:11
saw from me you said you always wanted things like these
2:20:16
I don't remember saying that but honestly now I believe it Goofus I don't want it oh wait there's a thing in it
2:20:22
too [Music] you're a character you know that yeah
2:20:28
you know I'm kind of crazy I'm kind of like the Joker if you've ever seen the
2:20:34
movie Joker who put a shoe I have worked out that soda is teenage puppy still hyperactive yet will sniff everything
2:20:40
particularly other people's balls oh my God yes whoa yes you're exactly like that though
2:20:48
exactly oh but have you had soda try on the
2:20:54
ballerina heels yet oh my God I haven't oh my God wait you're the only person I
2:20:59
violated my house rules for I didn't even think about it you've got you have to try out you haven't violated them yet
2:21:05
because I could just try it I could drive on now [ __ ] yeah hold on I don't think this is good what do you mean I'm
2:21:12
wearing sucks zip it up just use this go on come on you can do it you can do
2:21:20
it [ __ ] I don't know how they're struggling with this this is rough man put this other one on
2:21:27
you do that I yeah not so easy now is it buddy that's
2:21:33
what I thought yeah that's what I thought funny hey actually you're talking about it it is
2:21:40
just your son oh is it yeah no I could take my shock off with it
2:21:47
no it's just free size my foot
2:21:57
never mind I understand why he was struggling with this yeah see that's rough
2:22:03
there's no shot if this goes on it will literally never come off
2:22:09
zippers undo a lot easier than they do um
2:22:16
put your little footsie down there's no [ __ ] I'm going down oh my God wait oh my God
2:22:25
anyway chat hello how are you doing today um
2:22:32
well holy [ __ ] this is so absurdly tight
2:22:38
I know we should not do the other one of these
2:22:46
I feel like [ __ ] oh well it's on but like that's are we doing the other one yeah
2:22:53
you're bunching them together like some kind of [ __ ] maniacs
2:22:59
hold on yes I mean I feel this take your little foot
2:23:04
seat inside I'm walking on it man I gotta I got a thing to I gotta image working on it I'm working on it that's
2:23:10
me question what's the channel Rutgersville Virginia creator of original S Electric Hedgehog Pokemon Sonics you is that unzipped all the way
2:23:16
no that's what I thought I'm a 6-2 trans girl I want a pair of those boots you
2:23:23
just want to be too powerful leave a bit of height for the rest of us I guess I have a smaller foot on this
2:23:29
this I feel like you know those boots the red boots yeah that's what I feel like with this
2:23:34
yeah the Astro Boy 11. yeah um look what
2:23:40
[Music] if you like [ __ ] 33 less Splash damage
2:23:46
from your own Rockets I feel like I could I could win in fights now
2:23:52
I feel like gained like a plush full buff to the arm wrestle yeah yeah uh my kick damage is what what
2:24:00
my kick damage or something a sphincter says what I want another drink I'm thirsty
2:24:07
that's not gonna quench my thirst it will if you're drinking now doesn't soda have a thing for feet
2:24:14
do you I got I've kind of got a thing for things oh okay well that doesn't make
2:24:20
any more sense than than not answering it's it's a matter of it just being
2:24:27
weird bizarre uh it's like it's it's a I know you've
2:24:33
gotten distracted and I know that you hate it but how about that thank you oh
2:24:38
my God sorry yeah no uh oh oh [ __ ] wait holy [ __ ] no no go no no no no that
2:24:44
didn't click oh [ __ ] I'm ruining the stream everything's [ __ ] hold on
2:24:51
hold on all right that didn't that can by the way so that did not [ __ ] click
2:24:57
for me when you're saying thanks I completely forgot that was a thing
2:25:03
hey Sarah can I can I get you to grab me a drink from downstairs for a sec yeah sure what do you want babe Fanta please sure thanks
2:25:10
I was just uh I would do a thing from what was it
2:25:17
you're just trying to kick me out of the room no not for any reason particularly
2:25:23
no just I would like come back oh just like a friend for a
2:25:29
second I just like I found it for for one second just look fine did you give
2:25:45
oh my I'm gonna this is it for me
2:26:00
I know you're not gone yeah yeah I am I couldn't hear the standards
2:26:06
what do you
2:26:14
I hear the creeks in the stairs can we [ __ ] up [ __ ] God [ __ ] it
2:26:22
tell soda to fetch the ballet heels while they're down that's what I thought
2:26:27
bastard thank you for the thousand dollars
2:26:35
okay thank you for the thousand dollars on what's up dude your name is so hot it
2:26:42
the syllables do not work God I had to get rid of soda for that
2:26:48
one [ __ ] hell this is great entertainment I hate it
2:26:55
I hate it so much why did we might ever make that a rule hey soda what's up do you have a soda
2:27:03
for me yeah I do thank you can I have it thank you I was talking about uh oh too
2:27:08
slow you should go this whole ADHD thing really really goes
2:27:17
to mind your parasite it's hot porn is the most powerful psychic prosthesis
2:27:23
I've ever made like at some point how'd you goof yourself like that I don't know eating a
2:27:29
sandwich I think on the [ __ ] train oh I did it ballet boots oh [ __ ] the ballet heels
2:27:34
yeah you take a mad piss I'll grab the ballet heels for you when you're back and
2:27:40
Gilbert Gottfried your family walked into a gallon agent's office
2:27:47
is it just me because I oh my God is it just me I don't know your references
2:27:52
like 19 Godfrey I know the guy I don't know everything he's ever said well that's like he's like so does too
2:27:59
shouting joke is the aristocrats joke now was it yes it was it was hot I had
2:28:07
to pull off like a whole like Heist oh it was hard oh damn oh damn indeed
2:28:17
oh [ __ ] me what what thanks for the 50 gifted Subs also true thanks for 300 [ __ ] okay fellas
2:28:25
there's nothing [ __ ] happening uh I still don't want to tank if this oh
2:28:31
for sorry was it Helen did you give it only someone else [ __ ] I'm so sorry I looked at something else from it but
2:28:36
thank you for the 50 gifted sub Stacks thank you sorry so it is so loud the golfer actually woke up my deaf Dog soda
2:28:43
is quite allowed soda is quite loud they're like voice hits like room resonance you know
2:28:49
foreign [ __ ] hell eventually I'm gonna have a
2:28:56
stream where every single person is a sub eventually surely that's possible to do
2:29:02
so does two shouty Finn's been Minecraft Shady fears dude I
2:29:12
the only real sub here [ __ ] hell 99 of your chatter also yeah they are
2:29:17
I think everyone besides like maybe I'm not subbed which is ironic 630 000 would
2:29:24
be a lot of Subs dude oh damn
2:29:29
we just see a thing hold on [ __ ] oh
2:29:34
my God I know I just saw the [ __ ] top post on the Reddit oh what I didn't even say it thank you for vlogging thank you
2:29:41
thank you thank you boom boom slang my cheeks hurt from grinning so hard
2:29:47
thank you for entertaining us evening what the [ __ ] what is the title of your
2:29:53
best film this is what I went I got a drink for you you know exactly what was gonna happen don't you don't you do this
2:30:00
to me don't you say this to me don't don't you pretend like you didn't know that was
2:30:05
gonna happen I didn't think that would have happened ah don't you what do you think of f-a-n-t-a is it
2:30:12
good or is it Fanta [ __ ] well
2:30:18
what do you think of answer is a good what what do you think of fans did you try have you tried this Fanta not the
2:30:23
zero sugar one don't try it it's the same it tastes exactly the same as normal Fanta
2:30:32
his revolt thing this is good it must taste different up in Europe why you've been drinking the same drink it
2:30:40
must taste different in the Euchre like we no because that's [ __ ] disgusting
2:30:46
what do you mean maybe I'm just thinking of like the taste of orange crush and I haven't had Fanta in a long time yeah it's just fancy it's a whole different
2:30:52
drink yeah it didn't taste like the orangey flavor of like real oranges it's just like a whole separate thing
2:30:58
it tastes different European countries European Fanta is much better than the American version American fans is really
2:31:04
shitty why were you surprised when I said oh my God it must taste different here it does
2:31:10
no no why'd you go for me no if everyone is agreeing with me and saying yeah it's a completely different drink
2:31:16
historically no no it's an entirely different kind of flying let me pull together let me talk I was just trying
2:31:21
to I was I was thought it was funny because we took a sip from the same drink and then I said like it's good and you went it's banned and you went it
2:31:27
must be a temple to be different over there like we drank something different just that right then like two different
2:31:32
things it's different hmm
2:31:38
[Music] I had two drinks when I was in the US and then I stopped doing it completely after the first day which was Sprite and
2:31:44
Fanta and they were both Dreadful and they ruined the idea of it but they were both Fountain drinks uh you [ __ ] who
2:31:50
come flying out of the [ __ ] wall and haven't yeah um it's [ __ ] that you guys call
2:31:56
Sprite lemonade yeah all right chat smile hold on chat
2:32:04
fellas boys right what is Sprite
2:32:09
what is it it's lemonade right European soda for
2:32:15
Europeans lemonade it's lemonade look at how split Chad is here I will grind your bones
2:32:21
into dust my audience is 60 from the US and the rest of them from everywhere
2:32:27
else and only and it's 60 people saying soda oh so soda from Lemonade sorry my bad
2:32:32
those six percent of people saying it's something else like it is it is lemonade to the rest of the
2:32:38
origins are found to worst mistakes you didn't invent lemonade lemonade
2:32:44
sugar water as a drink has been around for thousands upon thousands who
2:32:49
invented specifically as a uh acid extraction thing again uh didn't
2:32:56
we do this last year I was gonna I was gonna it was like a month ago that I brought
2:33:01
this up yeah there's an acid extraction of the lemon oils out of the peels uh
2:33:07
that dates back to like [ __ ] 10th Century turkey
2:33:12
but lemonade modern drink as we know it sugar water as you know it as you know
2:33:18
it lemon juice
2:33:23
anywhere in the world they'd be like what the [ __ ] are you talking about it's lemon water you have the indirect kiss makes it not
2:33:30
water thank God for soda being here
2:33:38
wait what the memes never end with you you're very good I don't know
2:33:45
definitely it's because of this you guys called uh oh okay in America
2:33:51
you guys did call it like the lead Pipers water water so um yeah you
2:33:57
personally called the lead pipes water water yes I know yeah you you had actual lead bites yeah this house had lead
2:34:03
pipes there's a good chance it still does somewhere I never checked
2:34:08
like I feel like you probably should have checked that I think we ran a new line but there's like definitely lead
2:34:14
still in the house Sprite is an American drink if we call it lemon lime soda that
2:34:20
is what you might be right on that one like wins oh [ __ ] okay fine hold on
2:34:25
oh well what if the person who made Sprite was like from um from Coca-Cola company
2:34:30
from [ __ ] well Louisiana right well hold on who was the inventor of sprite
2:34:36
TC Bud Evans TC bud that's a very American name TC Bud Evans
2:34:42
what do you think the TC stands for two coolers oh that's pretty good
2:34:49
two cool elevens two cool bud Evans
2:34:55
okay yeah this is very American this is the most American origin story I could think of there's nothing linking it from
2:35:00
anything else a dude called TC Evans made Sprite with Coca-Cola that's very
2:35:05
American yeah
2:35:11
would you grab me oh to the big box I want the big box yeah
2:35:18
what are your pronouns this is he him right or he though he though
2:35:24
he though oh this from what this one okay this one's from someone called Cuddle Bear so
2:35:30
open something from there before now this is from uh
2:35:37
okay who's this fenced F1 and N5 oh holy [ __ ] there's things in here hold on so
2:35:42
this is from smartypants Smarties have pretty much the same things
2:35:48
holy [ __ ] this is this cake that it is [ __ ] cake decorations I got some more cake
2:35:56
decorations to eat what a cake decorations can you finish what
2:36:02
you meant by that to eat you're not gonna European fans every now and then no no no I'll take a snack it's a
2:36:08
completely different ingredients way better try it
2:36:14
Spanish Panther what are they okay
2:36:19
um I I understand what you meant by this gift
2:36:26
but I don't think you understand what the purpose of the the customization field is what is it these are a pair of
2:36:33
shorts that says this ass belongs to Rose but no you're supposed to put oh I
2:36:38
wonder how root beer I'm 45. Ah that's a little bit good so
2:36:44
you you put your this would be like give you this to you about her but it says this ass belongs to me this house
2:36:50
belongs to chat I guess in this scenario so if that chat would have been really good that would have been funny that
2:36:56
would have been this is very literal um this is a very literal interpreter and in fact I I enjoy it more because of
2:37:02
that because it's like it's at that point it's just a name tag yeah his name Jack an ass name tag
2:37:09
well I mean it's still like technology those are for you okay no no no no no wait oh
2:37:15
Wait no that's a way about it thank you chat great idea thank you congratulations so that's there's a gift
2:37:20
a gift for me I know you can't do that to gifts they're so small they wouldn't fit me anyway it's [ __ ] up
2:37:29
true that's all
2:37:34
oh my [ __ ] god with a wonderful I can't do that gifts are my love language and so if somebody disrespects a gift
2:37:41
[ __ ] personally be upset about your behalf oh well I I am going to wear them
2:37:46
at some point I need a situation I'm gonna buy this to my doctors yeah
2:37:52
wait they're boxes no they're not they have boxes they're boxes I don't know I think there's
2:37:57
two shorts that's what boxes are well no they're like they're like loungewear loungewear
2:38:04
no it's not something you wear while you Lounge I didn't show this on stream but this one holy [ __ ] there's like three
2:38:10
inch ass magnifier 9000. holy [ __ ] it's like those [ __ ] oh my God it's those
2:38:16
like tennis shorts but they've got the tick tock leggings like show your ass thing to go into your ass crack oh [ __ ]
2:38:23
you should also read the second paragraph on Wikipedia about the history of sprite what you consider Sprite was
2:38:30
not invented by TC Evans I the conversation was about lemonade
2:38:38
fun fact Fanta was invented by the Germans during World War II because Americans placed an embargo on the
2:38:45
importation of coke syrup into Germany also soda f1nnn has to say thank you in
2:38:51
his best girl voice to whoever donates over one thousand dollars I already knew that
2:38:57
I didn't want you to be in the room jiggity why did you do it dude
2:39:02
oh yeah on stream it's in a room it's different though okay yeah they provide it's entirely different in the room I
2:39:08
can't I can't quite um right chat I need you to at least take this like mental thought process but
2:39:14
play it play a mind game with me I just want you to picture like uh doing your best impression of a
2:39:21
woman in a room with your like with your friend right and then saying thank you to thank you
2:39:28
to random guy online that's I just need you to say that out loud just think about the idea like actually saying it
2:39:34
out loud it's Todd
2:39:41
okay okay I can't do it I could do it no you couldn't incredibly wrong it's so
2:39:47
it's dude it's so easy no why is this so happy Christmas wishes yeah Merry Christmas to you oh my god oh
2:39:55
wait where is that what does that look like don't look like a little evily
2:40:06
yeah I don't I don't like looking at that man no what the [ __ ] is that and I don't like looking into that I think from Australia why the [ __ ] is
2:40:13
this to be honest I don't like looking at that look at this thing where is this
2:40:19
is [ __ ] up right it looks so evil it looks like it's gonna pull you in yeah this is the depth this is like the Gate
2:40:27
of Hell candies so I thought I'd get you some oh [ __ ] the old yeah I've still got
2:40:32
him I'm keeping I'm keeping them like right there so it's an old it's an old deal it's an old jail why it looks like a
2:40:39
prince why would it doesn't make your clothes go in the Box no fairness I don't know if they really
2:40:45
count not it's not a concert also there's no boxes it looked like one that was my initial first thought
2:40:54
ballerina heels on it oh yeah [ __ ] the power in it oh yeah Australian
2:41:01
history yeah this is where history comes to life
2:41:06
why would they make it this scary I don't know black and white like the reflector like to make it look like the
2:41:13
ring yeah no good oh my God I think I was fine
2:41:23
this is [ __ ] up yeah the heels yeah yeah sure
2:41:29
do I need to take my pants off oh God ballet boots yeah
2:41:36
I'm walking ballet boots that's the point bastard me
2:41:42
I hate ballet boots can you walk in them no that's the whole point
2:41:49
but it's a kind of a rule you know all that I've just created for no [ __ ] reason I have to get up in four hours
2:41:56
but I can't stop watching your stream help me please
2:42:02
I hate him like sitting down in them is uncomfortable
2:42:08
they're really [ __ ] they're really bad oh let me grab this one while you're doing that so if you guys aren't
2:42:14
familiar I've got a little bit of a rule in my home which is uh if you walk if you were a visitor in my house for any
2:42:19
length of time I will make you wear the tallest heels I have on hand at this very moment and as of recently no one's
2:42:26
been here while I've owned these and so does the first one to try him
2:42:32
besides me I have been in ballet heels before I've been ballet heels that's an important part of what makes them ballet
2:42:38
heels is that you can't walk in them are they they're meant to disable you
2:42:44
why did the dominatrix people walk in them then I will assure you that they don't do it in all the videos
2:42:52
no way is any self-respecting dominatrix walking in ballet boots are for Subs okay only boots are a punishment are
2:42:58
they yes I thought they were more of like a think about it are those well okay it makes sense for like more than five
2:43:05
seconds you don't watch pornography I don't so you no no don't say oh all these videos
2:43:11
where uh the dominatrixes are walking in you know that just proves that you don't watch pornography okay fine because
2:43:17
these are for cells oh god oh dude
2:43:26
I can stand holy [ __ ] yeah I couldn't I couldn't I could about balance and that's about it
2:43:31
you're good you're doing actually better at this than I thought you would
2:43:37
[Music] dude how are you trying to do it for you shoes for real
2:43:44
why [ __ ] better than I thought you'd do it's not easy I've given up now
2:43:49
okay yeah what you get like like uh walking like a pirate little peg legs
2:43:58
[ __ ] the pirate dildo beard and I've got the with
2:44:05
poppers draining from me from whiskers and free come from meloins you already
2:44:13
seal the Seven Seas for my own booty
2:44:21
is
2:44:29
[ __ ] out of this thing yeah Jesus Christ
2:44:39
and on entertain your story sorry sorry no no you really you took me out with that I need a moment
2:44:44
sorry all right oh God this really is turning into that you really are sorry the um
2:44:51
are you really fight club I really okay I'm gonna appear for only one frame
2:44:57
dude okay that you know I didn't know that they were not I didn't know that they were for like the sub in the
2:45:03
situation because they look like they're black and leather I just thought that would be like some something that I don't know it's more like dominatrix
2:45:09
these were easier to walk in the ones that than the ones that I've been in before there you go but like these
2:45:16
they're a punishment that because think of like the dynamic right ballet heels yeah you are like a
2:45:24
like a little ballerina no but I thought it'd be more like because they're pointy like CBT sort of thing oh these are just
2:45:30
for the sake of being able to how the [ __ ] are you gonna step on somebody's balls I don't know oh man that implies
2:45:36
that you're stepping on the ground with one of these who can balance on one of these and
2:45:42
focus on [ __ ] talking [ __ ] or whatever while you're stepping on their balls on the other one you can't
2:45:47
do it you'd probably can't do it you probably have like a the wall I don't know or something that's something to
2:45:53
hang on to like a ballet the rail at the dance thing yeah
2:46:01
real and a big mirror yeah it's like the one the boots you're thinking of are like just like yeah like demonias yeah
2:46:09
but like that that's this to me that is just like it's a step adjacent it's from
2:46:14
the same company yeah but why what these are the punishment ones for losers why
2:46:20
is it none of these [ __ ] told me that none of these [ __ ] ever came flying out of the [ __ ] wall and told you
2:46:26
that these are for sissies and not for the Donald Why did no one ever told me look let's see what these
2:46:31
are I thought I was being awfully dominated that's what I'm talking about
2:46:37
yeah I don't know what I'm talking about here I'll show you what these are for yeah these little d-rings are for when
2:46:43
you thread that through and that through uh-huh
2:46:49
and you can put tiny padlocks on those so that they have to they did come with locks they did it come with a tiny
2:46:55
padlocks I just thought they were weird in the back I just threw them away [Laughter]
2:47:01
so and why why do I need I didn't need tiny padlock there might be like one
2:47:06
downstairs I think because I just thought it was interesting to have a tiny little walk through there and then though you padlock those on ah that way
2:47:13
that's inconvenient well yeah oh yeah
2:47:18
well Finn does have a ballerina dress oh God I don't know if I do anymore actually I don't know where the [ __ ] the
2:47:24
thing is LOL
2:47:30
[Music]
2:47:37
who huh but we knew we knew him we told you I don't remember hearing that or I
2:47:43
wouldn't you were told this of your own internal reality us all
2:47:51
the time in preference of your own internal reality whoa I just read it beforehand didn't
2:47:57
you yeah I know I'm not on Reddit I reject your reality and substitute my own
2:48:03
heard you got banned for being too hot gotta tell twitch sorry for girl bossing
2:48:09
yeah sort of it was more um it was probably legitimate soda lay off the celery
2:48:15
I'm just like this oh yeah caffeinated no caffeine thing this is
2:48:22
water wow you're sweet so much out what else do I not know about that I could learn about
2:48:28
Globe Choice Lube choice if you're using things that aren't just uh if you're
2:48:33
doing things Beyond skin use water-based on it what is Beyond skin like a toilet or something like that
2:48:39
oh the exception of the glass uh because glassy just you know it's glass
2:48:45
uh and you should okay you can well like glass is non-reactive glasses there are
2:48:51
any of it's reactive well metal oh metal is right though uh could it raw silicone and stuff like
2:48:59
that right when I've been playing uh silicone is oil-based product
2:49:04
silicone lube on a silicone toy yeah you're going to destroy it
2:49:09
would it be cool to watch it be destroyed like would it like no elephant foam or no no it doesn't like burst into
2:49:15
flames or anything cool like that all it does is make it uh more brittle and tear easilier and kind of mats the surface ah
2:49:23
um it's not not boring I wanted it to bust the Flames so oil-based Lubes are for
2:49:29
only if it's just you I've got that thing you can't show that that's a flashlight you can't I'm not gonna show it
2:49:38
right it's so soft though right yeah this is like a super like a like a bow bun
2:49:43
I'm trying to tell if this is tpe or this is this is TBE it's not pure silicone
2:49:49
um so absolutely uh don't use that cotton shipping me one of hers full-on
2:49:55
do not use a tpe sex toy I haven't it's in the packages that's an acronym
2:50:00
referring to thermoplastic elastomer which is a kind of soft like silicone
2:50:06
yeah rubber product however thermoplastic elastomer is much cheaper
2:50:11
to manufacture right it's softer and has kind of a powdered finish on the end yeah uh but it's also porous which means
2:50:19
that it cannot be sterilized yeah and it slowly degrades back into its base oils over time it turns out oil yeah it turns
2:50:26
back into oil it turns back into dinosaur blood I could sell that for more than I could sell that for well you have to the U.S government use it
2:50:35
I need to uh it's really weird to me I was telling I was saying of this earlier all of my friends think I'm [ __ ]
2:50:42
crazy and then I go on to I go online and everyone treats me like I'm a normie and I don't know anything water-based
2:50:47
lube for toys I like Jo um and X Lube which is a variation of J
2:50:54
Lube J Lube is a powdered lubricant that you get on the internet that you then mix yourself
2:50:59
with water okay I guess that's better shipping a lot of lube yeah yeah and then I did want to
2:51:07
remind you to try on the paradise leggings and remind you that you always a bikini stream oh they should be able
2:51:13
to attest to the quality of the pants I sent you I may do I may do such a thing
2:51:18
I did by the way I checked that I did do a bikini stream like after I promised that I did actually do that I don't know
2:51:24
if you guys remember that however I won't say that I won't do that but just not here because I've recently learned
2:51:30
that I am in a different category of twitch streamer that I didn't realize I was in category is woman
2:51:37
gee golly Don a signed female by twitch yeah
2:51:43
I mean quite literally as some female presenting by twitch and now I uh yeah
2:51:50
open more stuff oh my god oh Merry Christmas
2:51:57
miss rapping this is a quick present I forgot this is happen to have Christmas wrapping no
2:52:03
this is the Christmas shopping I used because I wrapped it oh [ __ ] I forgot about this since Chris oh my God [ __ ]
2:52:09
up man I am so sorry you're so you're a villain what if it's really cool yeah oh it's a
2:52:16
is it fortnite v-bucks it doesn't seem like it is I hope it's fortnite Viva oh no there's
2:52:23
no cool skins oh they care oh no oh no there's a chat there's a wax stamp on
2:52:29
it's a wax stamp oh [ __ ]
2:52:34
I don't think I don't think you should be able to I don't think you deserve to oh no if I think I think you're too mean
2:52:40
to this person it is a little mean I forgot about it [ __ ] all right hold on open it apologize
2:52:47
profusely to whoever's name it is Marissa sorry the duo we never expected
2:52:54
to see all right oh there's so much glitter in this wait I don't know if I should
2:53:00
apologize because there's so much that's [ __ ] up never mind then maybe this is the Villa can you please please show
2:53:06
Finn how to ease latex properly before you go back to America how to ease was that where or how to e-es-r
2:53:15
e-es-r yeah e-e-s-r-w-e-a-r it's the same it's as if they tap e once and then they had their
2:53:22
fingers for wear I don't have to do it this is I
2:53:27
do recall a bikini stream you are talking about that was the stream loots that I won you also had a sub goal for
2:53:35
as well they were gonna [ __ ] with me ah it's one of these [ __ ] it's been
2:53:42
diffused ah it's like holding a bum that like was dropped and didn't go off yeah you ever seen those yeah there's glitter
2:53:49
in all of this it's just all glitter and one of these [ __ ] stupid ass flying
2:53:56
things that would get glitter everywhere can you like turn that and see if it goes if I like just twist a little bit
2:54:03
yeah it's gonna go yeah you gotta move your fingers how have I been giving you money for almost two years without even
2:54:10
getting a booty pick you know the rubber band uh oh it's like
2:54:16
twisted over I defused it myself I did not wait no that's not yeah
2:54:23
there's a lot of [ __ ] everywhere right there's glitter all over never mind I don't feel bad at all yeah [ __ ] you out of it this one's a sticker stuff
2:54:29
wait okay but that's a nice note okay the shop yeah I was wishing you and your
2:54:34
community a very merry Christmas happy New Years from Marissa ah thank you Marissa sort of but also
2:54:40
but also God damn it Marissa you're a villain this why sprinkle glitter it's all over me too now and I I I'm an
2:54:47
innocent bystander in this in this glue is there more in this
2:54:53
you live in a [ __ ] uh glitter what dwelling it around I don't wanna
2:54:59
those random stickers or characters and things well
2:55:05
many there's so much dude dude this is villainous this is awful look at my
2:55:11
[ __ ] Dress Man God damn it you're you're this sucks
2:55:18
I hate Christmas so much I'm gonna turn into the [ __ ] orange let me turn into the [ __ ] Grinch
2:55:23
no I'm the Grinch we already established that looks great what do you mean sweet
2:55:31
lipstick kiss that's that's lips dude I
2:55:37
know it's a lips now I'm no I'm not I wasn't even remotely can sing it was anything else
2:55:43
well well I think you're a big boy
2:55:54
okay this is more normal I was just waiting for a [ __ ]
2:56:00
butterfly to Spring at it ah this looks like this looks like a like a
2:56:07
subpoena it it actually kind of out so this looks like like a court order
2:56:13
wait it sort of it it isn't but you just read that it's it's an electrician's
2:56:19
manual like the the electrician labor is expensive and therefore keeping testing
2:56:24
and cable running to a minimum is best what's inside at the bottom is there anything of like your stream get a UPS
2:56:29
APC by a Schneider Electric back UPS my God uh that's about 700 Watts for 130 pounds and put in your office workspace
2:56:35
on its own dedicated circuit taking out a stream PC only put one monitor on or get bigger
2:56:41
there [ __ ] it the rest of it's like fridge freezer wire this is like uh yeah uh
2:56:47
how to wire your house yeah why would you this is an interesting one I don't know why on sockets remember that you
2:56:53
have a Max of 32 amps for a ring before you risk overload Kettle at three kilowatts 13 amps a toaster at 2.3 is 10
2:57:00
amps and a microwave at one is five okay this is dog [ __ ] concept
2:57:08
literally just I'll save it just in case there's a cool thing effect that is rocked why that that one [ __ ] rocks
2:57:15
no this one's from arcade you're moving on this one's from Archangel I think they just sent me some epic Vapes
2:57:22
is lipstick soda listen I'm an epic mind soldier that
2:57:28
lives by the Assassins this is a Creed okay that's cool being a zoom I don't I don't [ __ ] wear lipstick or [ __ ]
2:57:35
like go on dates no I go to war with my Brave on the internet I go to wall like
2:57:42
a real man it's like purple ah oh that's a villainous I I have a weird hatred of
2:57:50
The Color Purple I really dislike it is it everything I don't like it the color purple looks
2:57:57
good on nobody I hate it and anyone that would wear or like be in purple I deem
2:58:03
as a lesser human like um there's I'd
2:58:08
if I was in charge it would be a crime
2:58:23
and whatever dude [Music]
2:58:31
yeah like I get it you know what's funny no I get it
2:58:38
I didn't I didn't mean you I'm gonna need after I send everyone that likes purple to jail
2:58:43
I'll still need like uh I'll still need um oh I'm one of the good ones
2:58:49
why I can't I can't Carry On from this joke you get you you could you make
2:58:56
jokes I can't and they're gonna carry one I can
2:59:02
oh my [ __ ] god according to Archangel this is dark red not purple it's purple
2:59:09
and like so I've done this a ton it's really a rough finding like a good dark
2:59:15
red lipstick I don't know why but it's purple like they are like I I put it on
2:59:21
my finger it's purple like you can tell on camera it's definitely purple it's purple
2:59:27
as a as purple it's a very purpley red it's very pop it's purple I don't like the purple it's
2:59:33
a purpley right it's burgundy it's certainly it's certainly more blue than burgundy it's Popple
2:59:41
it's like a dark purple I just call that yeah that like reframe your mind it's a
2:59:47
red muddy yeah dark purple check the other lipstick I just picked
2:59:52
off computer screen yeah they're both Palmer it's redder than Plum I mean this
2:59:58
one's a berry that's probably a good one this one's literally called burgundy blush like it's purple
3:00:03
um like it's it's pot it's burgundy with more of the pinky so it's pop it's purple your color blind no it's purple
3:00:09
this one's Bordeaux I mean it's just that yeah okay because
3:00:15
Bordeaux like you ever had a chocolate Bordeaux I've thought of it they're like a
3:00:21
sweet chocolate raspberry thing yeah yeah so yeah purple get it so it's like a brown no it's it's honestly kind of a
3:00:28
brown a little bit it's a it's like a red muddy brown with a a good honestly
3:00:33
whenever you say a color I can see the color in it it's like an in between from all of these polish any bit more red
3:00:39
okay but it's like if it's like it's if it leans towards purple it sucks I don't
3:00:45
know why dry blood color no because it's not purple this is nice dried blood is
3:00:50
like brown oh that one brownie but Brown bricks when you I put that on my fingers building bricks in Minecraft is the most
3:00:56
fun you can have while playing an app that's [ __ ] pigmented bro it's like
3:01:02
uh gee Inspector Gadget I know that [ __ ] is not dark red
3:01:08
are you no absolutely that applies red in real life yes no that's red yeah
3:01:16
you know that you're wrong no no no I stick by this you're so stuck you know
3:01:22
so stuck in your you're so buried it's these days are so buried in their phones all addicted they don't even
3:01:29
watch porn on their computers anymore why is it always porn
3:01:34
oh my God it's super on camera I dude no yeah it just sucks it just sucks I'm not gonna it sucks maybe one day not now not
3:01:42
maybe when I'm doing a look I don't know I've been up since 5am I'm not worried
3:01:47
oh oh that's pretty good oh this present rocks oh hold on I gotta fire hold on
3:01:52
this one kicks ass hold on oh [ __ ] I need to put them on everything hold on I'm trying to open this letter
3:01:58
but it's very tightly folded my little nails I have handwriting it's immaculate it is
3:02:05
holy [ __ ] so they're kind of and I see that you had to use white out
3:02:12
I know you make mistakes hyphen I would not name myself since my name is already on this letter
3:02:18
uh please accept my last box of googly googly eyes googly I say googly eyes
3:02:24
they're googly eyes yeah they said goggly two G's not one out weird Google ads is a gift I think the gift I guess I
3:02:30
can't I think they spelled googly and then Googled it and I think it might be my big ugly oh maybe I can't send googly I
3:02:39
can't say those right I can't say many packs from here so darn it uh if you if you have the gumption to
3:02:46
watch this video it's actually scary dollar wag they and they just typed out a YouTube link now
3:02:52
they didn't type out a YouTube link they uh wrote out a YouTube link oh yeah sorry
3:02:57
they're in handwriting they hand wrote a YouTube url I'm not gonna go to a random URL
3:03:04
it's a YouTube video dude I don't maybe I should I could do it but why wouldn't they just tell me the name of the video
3:03:09
well they'll they're not going to tell you the name of the video because that's going to spoil part of it man can I trust me you know why they've said it
3:03:15
scary I just want to see if something matches up
3:03:21
I just have to know like nope ah damn it is it not a Rick Roll
3:03:27
that would have been good wait sure no damn well what the [ __ ] is this then
3:03:33
all right all right fine we're typing again are we going on the link oh [ __ ] it it's actually scary they said
3:03:40
careful SpongeBob is that V or not um
3:03:46
capital r these are K sensitive yeah Dash oh yeah oh you zero
3:03:54
caps U boom it's 48
3:04:02
complete nuclear survival British public information film remastered this problem how would this be scary
3:04:09
oh [Music]
3:04:14
I mean it's kind of crazy you said this to me
3:04:19
69. all 20 episodes of this classic it's just an explanation on how nucleophiles
3:04:26
how to how to so it's going to explain like how to go to your nearest
3:04:31
why would this be scary it's scary because of how grounded and like real and terrified of it it's like it's like
3:04:39
you wouldn't want to be an ominous message you don't want to be in a good old war I'm gonna be honest with you man
3:04:46
I think if somebody shot a gun near you you'd cry
3:04:52
even on a range I feel like I feel like you you'd show up to the range and then somebody would shoot a gun even after
3:04:59
you got your ear Pro on and and you would you would just start bawling your eyes out right then and
3:05:05
there no I like them yeah you like them in like video games and in pictures dude
3:05:12
yeah I went but no one ever heard a gun no I know I had a gun though I've never seen one you've never seen one you've
3:05:19
seen a real gun I've seen a gun okay I said a real God yeah a real gun okay you've seen a railgun okay many real
3:05:25
guns uh have you held a real gun yes okay have you shot that's what I thought
3:05:31
I held a shotgun and I saw lots of shotguns and I saw a pistol in America whoa wow crazy I know they grow on trees
3:05:38
there it was really weird it's like your sausage roll is our cult single action arm holy [ __ ] I'm taking you to Greg's
3:05:45
chat what are some okay if all right I've got like another day or so with soda what should the thing be what
3:05:52
should I show them what should I get them to try what should I get them to taste what Greg's on the list beans on
3:05:57
toast my [ __ ] and balls Nando's cheat what the [ __ ] is that got pecano
3:06:05
um
3:06:16
I don't know so what is interested in that atomic Annie Cannon I showed you in the movie
3:06:21
I want that gun well not Cannon a good cup of Yorkshire oh yeah we had
3:06:27
two this morning oh we had two wait is that that's why we're gonna take this morning British English breakfast tea
3:06:32
I'll make you some things which Breakfast Tea every morning I've been here yeah yeah English but I actually I
3:06:38
straight up just drink tea already on my own black pudding Dreadful I would not I wouldn't get somebody no that's a
3:06:45
[ __ ] line Crumpet so have you had a crumpet what the [ __ ] a crumpet did you just call me oh my God what'd
3:06:51
you say to me pit squeak all right so we will have tea and crumpets tomorrow morning tea and crumpets and beans on
3:06:57
toast it's very carb heavy meal tea and crumpets and beans on toast
3:07:04
the beans on toast I know I'm not gonna like it you will I know I'm not gonna like it you'll like it I'll make you
3:07:10
good beans on toast I'll put some cheese dog God now that's gonna make me like less you like oh do you know like cheese
3:07:16
no listen I understand the purpose of cheese as an ingredient yeah but given
3:07:23
the option to have cheese on something that would normally taste fine without cheese I will choose not to have it look
3:07:29
how the child lactose intolerance but it will make me [ __ ] myself right then and
3:07:34
there but the taste of it oh yeah cheese tastes pretty good yeah for the most part
3:07:39
okay fine that's less more acceptable you've got a illness can we see the
3:07:45
aerial defense planning on where and when they say for breakfast in bed can we see the apron oh my weather my
3:07:53
address oh yeah I'm not gonna wear the mattress es
3:07:59
with like a Stern enough oh my [ __ ] god
3:08:06
yeah I agree with soda the first time I shot a gun I was supposed by how loud
3:08:12
they are also the kick is no joke if you are not bracing it correctly then you'll hurt your shoulder a lot I was shooting
3:08:19
an M4 I have an opinion and also the smell of cord outer to rain or also okay
3:08:25
all right hold on let me look this one play okay soda seemed fun until just then no
3:08:31
chess get out all right why did you pronounce it like oh and she's I don't know oh [ __ ] I'll
3:08:38
let me spot it yeah I mean no excuse me yeah no excuse me
3:08:46
a good [ __ ] a good slices ah dude yeah oh yeah you like pizza
3:08:52
yeah but that will [ __ ] me up so here's the thing but I'm not gonna eat [ __ ]
3:08:58
french onion soup with with fair enough I've never read it okay you know with
3:09:05
guns right I feel like I've just heard too many stories of like people like oh I didn't know anything about guns and I
3:09:10
like watched so much media about them they're like I feel like I know enough to respect them like because I know so
3:09:16
many people like they do that they go like ah when I first tried it the recoils so much the noise was so loud
3:09:22
it's like oh look now I know wouldn't it just be that would I now just not be
3:09:27
surprised because I'm familiar no really there's nothing that will prepare you for there they talk about it like it's
3:09:34
[ __ ] like traumatic there's nothing that will prepare you because they are weapons yeah designed to obliterate
3:09:41
whatever you point them well yeah they are the single most influencers
3:09:51
the most single most influential reshaped history the single most influential thing mankind that you ever
3:09:57
yeah well honestly no that's probably something like caffeine or yeah like a something ridiculous
3:10:04
I don't know man you play Minecraft I rest my case
3:10:10
[Music] you ever seen animals Yeah
3:10:17
by yourself at least 10 times with your airsofts in the last year I have shot
3:10:22
myself an awful lot accidentally the wheel is pretty up there wheel the wheel the difference
3:10:28
well no I wouldn't say fire because Fire's a thing fire is a discovery not
3:10:34
an invention everything is a discovery guns are not a discovery yes it is we've
3:10:39
figured out that you can put [ __ ] explosive in front of a thing and it will
3:10:46
a modern gun show a gun is not a discovery if
3:10:52
we don't discover a nine [ __ ] Glock but you discover the explosives exist and you put someone in front of it
3:10:58
I guess yeah an explosive is a discovery gunpowder is a discovery
3:11:05
gun is an invention fine I'll let you have that one
3:11:10
fine there's two bimbo for a second I've been up since 5am honestly my my real answer
3:11:18
to that question would probably be the internet yep um oh yeah because it really truly did
3:11:24
reshape it reshapes the pornography escape and
3:11:30
like on the last greatest achievements is all focused around penicillin is a
3:11:35
bold answer but I don't agree is also a good answer but I don't agree it's still the internet
3:11:41
it's still the internet like just hearing about how life how different life was before the internet is so
3:11:47
absurd like it's like hearing about caveman times how different everything was
3:11:54
much a fundamental change in how humans function as fire and the wheel did
3:12:00
fire the discovery I guess it could a wheel bear Discovery surely
3:12:06
hey f1nn Cow Jam f1nn Cow Jam f1nn Cow Jam
3:12:13
agriculture is too much broad give me a box soda yeah let's do that subscribing
3:12:18
every month with prime minister I like having a little guy here I just need a little guy to get stuff I
3:12:24
would say that you're fire in the wheels I love that soda definitely got the same
3:12:30
gun safety lecture that I did like word for word do not have a pointer gun at
3:12:35
something you do not want to destroy Finn however looks down the barrel in the mouth if you you do not point a gun
3:12:43
at anything that you don't the toilet I've never done anything wrong
3:12:50
ah I knew it was a book I mean I Nifty oh
3:12:56
is there another bottom let me see it from headspace this is a book on queer experiences with stories and resources I
3:13:01
thought it might be helpful for advice on your project uh info uh I don't know what I can advertise
3:13:07
advertising wait this is just their book I think no
3:13:14
they are not oh Oscar Leonard okay well that might be something which is your
3:13:20
Oscar Leonard in that case thanks thanks Oscar thanks asking there's a big queer charity Bookshop which would likely love
3:13:26
hell from you from headspace [ __ ] yeah nice there's a book uh short Story collection titled
3:13:32
we can't click those links this is the same thing this is the same
3:13:37
problem we had with the other one there's links there's more there's lots of hyperlinks in here
3:13:44
I want to just why is it in like 14 point font yeah I don't know why is it so big Oscar Oscar get better with this
3:13:50
is like Pages yeah [ __ ] it dude this could have been such a cheaper book
3:13:56
where are we at is it what stories are these plank what the [ __ ]
3:14:06
somebody printed an ebook that might be yeah yeah this might be like a pamphlet like thing for
3:14:12
[Music] queer experiences and then the discovery of alcohol
3:14:17
is Mankind's single greatest discovery that's a good a good answer but I
3:14:24
disagree it'd be influential oh yeah it's like
3:14:29
critical to click the book the way we click the book I think we consumed
3:14:35
archangel
3:14:41
it's like somewhere above us
3:14:46
a warning on it oh god oh that's gonna be it if there's gonna be a teal or shot
3:14:52
him it's gonna be the one with the battery in it yeah should we do that one next yeah what the [ __ ] are you
3:15:00
oh sure there would be pearls okay hold on I feel like we're just naming off the
3:15:07
tech tree from the civilization LOL hold on fellas dude
3:15:13
oh wait there's multiple things okay this will be Archangel okay I've complained about my lack of pearls
3:15:20
wait what are you doing he hasn't told me he does anyway there
3:15:26
Works Space um right
3:15:32
different things no what are you I know what it is
3:15:39
what the [ __ ] is it gun safety rules one assumes every gun is loaded to keep your
3:15:45
finger off the trigger Tilly already to fire three never point a gun at anything you don't want to shoot
3:15:51
and thinks underwear
3:15:58
instead of a Venus don't go in there you want to lose one of these in there no the point is that it like rubs up
3:16:04
against it in a satisfying way you haven't seen that before oh okay I guess I guess I have watched too much porn or
3:16:11
something put that up my ass wait this I mean you could wear that it'd just be your Cocker balls with a
3:16:17
three layer necklace something completely wholesome and
3:16:23
normal now because that's so much fun no no you're
3:16:30
normally the Pearl thongs have two that's so [ __ ] funny if this is just a normal thing normally like it's it's
3:16:36
two along the bottom right is that not the case finish learning so much tonight this would be
3:16:43
so [ __ ] funny I feel like along both labia right well Archangel sent it and I think archangel's here right now sorry
3:16:50
archangel Archangel what the [ __ ] is it but it came with like a bracelet like a normal
3:16:56
thing there's no way that's the use case
3:17:02
I look like the
3:17:09
thing you horny bastard you wear a three layer necklace I don't know I guess you just put it on like like two come in the
3:17:16
front one um that sounds gay just like
3:17:24
I think I got ta think of it we're getting somewhere with it
3:17:31
I'm stuck on one ear here hey let's
3:17:37
hey they're getting together this way I think all three in front
3:17:43
I know how you do that
3:17:50
I know wait I think that the other thing's connected
3:17:57
like that's connects to a different thing yeah and then you look at that one right up
3:18:04
sorry I think this is supposed to put this on me I like how now there's just more people like I there's more reasons
3:18:11
to call me dumb but now let's do it it's like like an animal with their head
3:18:18
wedged in like a little bit and like one of them like the soda yeah like six-pack things they can't get out again like a
3:18:25
little seal them you could tell
3:18:30
how the [ __ ] does this work oh uh [Music]
3:18:35
oh that's clever okay fair enough I get it that's I was more into the the Pearl
3:18:41
thong yeah no I I like that normally those are two along the bottom and then one on each strap I like that better but
3:18:47
it's so much funnier that you thought it was a thong immediately your brain you
3:18:52
held it up like this dick I don't know what this could be
3:18:58
I think I don't deserve to lose a point for that I don't know fair enough but now now looking at it I can
3:19:04
understand the way yeah you're supposed to wear in that because like just bar all lines
3:19:10
up that point yeah that makes sense and then yeah that makes more sense
3:19:16
yeah objectively that makes more sense yeah but um not as funny it isn't as funny even really but hey Archangel
3:19:23
thank you and then this uh and then this little hello thing
3:19:28
just lovely and now I have more beads so many beads
3:19:38
it's a little bit I can immediately tell it's a little bit but if I just like the pink packaging it's a little thick let's
3:19:44
see if it's safer it's gonna be safe for work if it's clothing it's going to be safe for work
3:19:52
yeah this is gonna be fine it's small which is bad
3:19:58
I'm definitely I'm not a small guy I'm a medium there's only a small little dude
3:20:05
yeah I'm 5'10 uh takanova was actually a Maturin I can tell this won't fit me
3:20:11
because I know how sizing works for this website and I know this won't fit however
3:20:18
does it look good oh my [ __ ] god oh it's cute
3:20:23
oh wait it kind of is it's just it's adjustable on
3:20:30
I know I'm fit me because I'm my pulse I was too long for the because there's like this yeah maybe it'll fit over the
3:20:36
diaper that you'll wear for it dude I don't think you get it that you
3:20:42
you ruined me if I say that this is like I've never the [ __ ] uh I've seen so
3:20:49
many [ __ ] random like Reddit post all four champos but like insistent because
3:20:55
I wear a little for big stuff on stream that's the thing oh my God diapers as a fetish [ __ ] suck dude yeah
3:21:02
furries I immediately equate them but I don't know if they are
3:21:08
what have you found Neville horns oh there's gonna be something there's gonna be something cool in there
3:21:14
there's gonna be something cool in that because these are like that no that thing was entirely on its own oh really
3:21:21
[ __ ] yeah dude picture this is like oh [ __ ] imagine the you know the bunny outfit
3:21:27
but with no devil horns double money I nailed that throw that was awesome
3:21:33
[ __ ] yeah hold on I'm gonna wear that now wait this is cute as [ __ ] oh my God wait
3:21:40
these are dope holy [ __ ] these are cool I like these they're backwards how could they
3:21:46
possibly oh it feels how could they possibly a little bit almost mine thank you Helen for a little bit Yeah I'm
3:21:55
I feel good no it sounds really weird yeah yeah I couldn't imagine that okay we're after
3:22:05
what oh don't worry that's the storage room that's I thought the store
3:22:12
that's the storage we don't talk about that rule the
3:22:18
hangers yeah I thought it was just the floor was like that yeah yeah it's just a play like the whole
3:22:26
like imagine an entire bedroom but all of the floors bedroom it's a walk-in closet that's this house is a three
3:22:33
bedroom and that's what they considered one of them oh well I don't agree back in the
3:22:44
yes I know you they they sold it as a bedroom and uh the only bed you can fit in there is something called a small
3:22:50
single so it's less big than a single bed so a prison yes I mean it's smaller
3:22:56
than a prison cell much smaller
3:23:02
it's smaller than that about the same size well you couldn't
3:23:08
lay down flat could lie down flat in here but you could down that small single thing
3:23:13
oh [ __ ] I just realized you have no idea what the context is I had to like make I have like so yeah quarter three-fourths
3:23:21
in the okay in the US three-fourths yeah fine if you're in the closet there I'm personally in the master bedroom soda
3:23:27
was briefly in the closet right then I guess that sort of makes sense yeah
3:23:34
sort of knows County jail oh yeah I gotta ask you what the [ __ ] do they know wait what a show to know what county
3:23:39
jail is looks like it been in one wait what
3:23:44
try through my house
3:23:51
what'd they do what they do oh [ __ ]
3:23:56
oh God anyway
3:24:01
dude it's so soft and fluffy wow
3:24:06
look at this oh my God uh wait what the hell is this I don't know
3:24:13
what it is but it's soft as [ __ ] it's like a jet wait oh my God oh my God is it a cloak hold on
3:24:20
is this a cloak oh [ __ ] it's a cloak
3:24:25
oh my God it is holy [ __ ] boys I'm the Little Red Riding I'm the [ __ ] Big
3:24:32
Red Riding Hood dude Red Riding it I got a cloak
3:24:39
oh sweet it's like gonna spill that material soft fluffy inside's finishing
3:24:46
Nifty [ __ ] yeah
3:24:56
imagine thinking a wolf was your grandma that girl that girl was dumb little red
3:25:03
was not the smartest girl no oh that definitely is with the same thing
3:25:08
wait no this is not the for the same thing hold on it does just happen to match one minute
3:25:17
wait this match is like perfectly what the [ __ ] look at that it might be this they might be from the
3:25:23
same boat it's a damn beret
3:25:28
how do you wear a beret you look like a little Parisian school girl
3:25:34
a beret it's so incredibly French
3:25:40
do you put that on your head editor do like the little like uh like the little accordion like this person
3:25:46
sound and like like give me a give me a curlicue mustache and like a big baguette and I'm wearing like a striped
3:25:52
shirt and I go and a cigarette a cigarette this looks Dreadful
3:26:04
is separated by the invention of writing I look toad
3:26:10
you cannot kind of look like a frog um
3:26:17
well that's Italian all right well I was doing my hand John how do I give me a word in French
3:26:24
baby
3:26:33
oh my God I'm like a [ __ ] up live-action version of toad can you rate my bit idea can I what your what what
3:26:41
okay never mind it's like can you rate my bit idea
3:26:48
uh sure oh my God I'm sorry I'm [ __ ]
3:26:54
hell [ __ ] hell it was accents dude yeah I know sorry no
3:27:00
it was um I thought it was really funny how like everyone someone else didn't hear rate yeah yeah I thought it was real I think it's really funny how
3:27:06
because soda's American and they sound American they can just like people just treat them like a little baby like you
3:27:12
like you don't know what is going on just fine little excuse for everything if you don't know what the system is it's just because you're American but
3:27:18
you don't but you're American no one knows that because you're American I didn't go to college
3:27:25
I'm saying I never I didn't believe you in the first place but no I would because American would
3:27:31
you like homeschool oh do I give the vibe that I'm hot that I
3:27:37
was yes
3:27:44
I dropped out of school you dropped out yeah I did and then and then what I have the equivalent to a 16 year old
3:27:51
dedication like on paper anymore we call it like 10th grade yeah what
3:27:56
would that be was that high school yeah high school middle school middle of high
3:28:01
school oh so you're a high school dropout yeah 20 months thanks for all
3:28:07
you do explains a lot yeah has this been opened no yeah I had to open the top and got scared
3:28:14
what did you do in school not well listen what did you study
3:28:20
I what do you mean what did I study I went I finished high school oh so we still like pick subjects in like that greater
3:28:26
school I guess when I mean yeah we had like electives and stuff but yeah none of it was consequential well you best at
3:28:32
what was I best at yeah the shop with the ears and she refused to do it properly [ __ ] hell stuff are they gonna be one of those ears that are like
3:28:38
the two disconnected ones that are objectively worse but fine I know I I guarantee it but carry on well you best
3:28:46
at soda I was pretty good at all of it I just didn't care fair enough these are not
3:28:52
what I expect the [ __ ] Prince yeah hold on these are just
3:28:58
various clips and stuff the it what how did these help with ears
3:29:04
like the cat what plastic ear clips
3:29:10
huh wait I'm thinking like cat is you just said ears since you refused oh do you oh [ __ ] I'm stupid these are like a
3:29:17
default clip-on earrings they're like Jonesy What in fortnite
3:29:23
default I hate you these are like the default clip on
3:29:28
everything so like a little silver little gold what's the jail story I said I've been in a county jail I didn't say
3:29:35
it was arrested how'd you be in one admittedly I was arrested my brother was
3:29:41
arrested I don't think I've ever been in any jail of any sort prison jail I've stayed out
3:29:46
of the lot mistake despite all the tax fraud laughs
3:29:51
oh no never been I've never been in uh anything really I think I do
3:29:57
I think I do there was like School you went to school when we went
3:30:03
to like like the like a mission oh a mission oh yeah you guys don't have
3:30:08
those missions yeah you [ __ ] have missions yeah what does that mean from
3:30:14
like Spanish [ __ ] Spanish missions oh wait you're gonna
3:30:20
learn Spanish I didn't learn Spanish the the mission project is like a big part
3:30:26
of [ __ ] like fifth grade in Southern California
3:30:32
Catholic ah to let you wear earrings for pierced tears without piercing your ears
3:30:37
hell yeah you don't have mug shots I was never arrested no you just went in I
3:30:42
made a joke out of you being here but see we're just gonna run with that and
3:30:48
now people think I'm a [ __ ] Criminal as you know I've never committed any
3:30:54
crime or done anything illicit whatsoever
3:31:01
[Music] a good Christian failure
3:31:08
all right I can't see wait hold on does it say who it is no it doesn't say who it's from is
3:31:13
that the one with the battery that's the one with the battery no is that not with the okay no one with
3:31:19
the battery okay that's not then there is none the Royal oh there's a Royal Mail sticker Royal oh my god I've been
3:31:25
sent a plethora of the related this stuff [ __ ] me shorts call them what they are what is that really what they are
3:31:32
those are [ __ ] me shorts ladies and gentlemen are those called [ __ ] Me shorts uh sure well okay I have one on
3:31:40
even like that they're pretty cool I'd buy those yep holy [ __ ] okay I wasn't familiar
3:31:47
with that lingo apparently they're called bottom shorts that's not true that's from John hey Finn I hope you
3:31:53
enjoy these since you're I've been since you enjoy these since your ass looks like a plank I took it
3:32:00
I thought that was as small as possible it's my mod by the way hope it helps you take some nice photos
3:32:06
bastard thanks Dad bastard John what the [ __ ] oh my God there's just tons so I got
3:32:13
them in green I got them in red dark green is less is less interesting let's well let's let's attractive look like
3:32:20
you have a monkey wrench in here I got a lot as a crowbar uh hold on hold there
3:32:28
my God John hold on
3:32:33
okay building a dispenser that one I genuinely have trouble lifting and [ __ ] that one's a rough time
3:32:39
I want you to play like the first four notes to Uncle Dane's intro
3:32:45
thanks editor what [ __ ]
3:32:52
ing holy [ __ ] up Uncle Dane yeah
3:32:57
this is a niche where did I go it's Team Fortress 2. where'd it go
3:33:03
I've like grazed my knees so many times with these god-awful boot I [ __ ] up my
3:33:08
knee look at my knee hold on
3:33:14
my [ __ ] knees you can't even see this on camera my knees are [ __ ] these things
3:33:20
are [ __ ] take them back to the store
3:33:26
ow how the [ __ ] I don't know I don't know oh there's just like zippers and [ __ ] ah [ __ ]
3:33:34
[ __ ] little bastard you open the sun too lazy I want to use this just [ __ ] stab it
3:33:41
how did you know that was what was going through my brain because you were holding it like you were gonna stab it like like there was a spa 7 in my
3:33:47
century American tento Stone eye from we knives Japanese knife companies might have one
3:33:53
piece of uh titanium analyzed to be blue CNC machined out of one chunk of
3:34:00
titanium made out of m390s uh stainless steel
3:34:06
Stone washed and honestly not that sharp yeah I'm uh having that issue with it
3:34:15
nice holy [ __ ] that's gotta be a blockage in
3:34:22
there is it Blow high or blackhead what it's soft it is soft that's what I
3:34:30
mean there's gotta be a pillow like thing okay hold on Ditch The Big Box
3:34:37
that works that's the dispenser all right wait my one doesn't have a note yo does yours have a note
3:34:45
no it just looks like a barcode right maybe [ __ ] inside okay
3:34:50
that's not how this works all right [ __ ] it I'm interested
3:34:56
this definitely a sh it's definitely there's toss there's definitely a just
3:35:02
oh yeah it's a blah yes holy [ __ ] I don't know
3:35:08
what the [ __ ] this one is it's another block yes baby I [ __ ] caught it I just I know I sensed it near me yeah
3:35:16
you can smell it cisgender activities like insensitive at any time
3:35:29
all right so would you like to do the honest into the pile yeah the other blahs to the pile
3:35:37
I will create I'll create a bigger uh Pile in every room
3:35:42
oh oh [ __ ] it was good for a minute
3:35:50
very good he's he's safe and sound up there I'm gonna grow that thing to my height
3:35:56
[Music] I'm gonna grow that thing to my height of black hashes
3:36:02
I really like these devil ears these are cool
3:36:13
is that yeah this is the last one oh [ __ ] yeah wait I don't know what this
3:36:19
thing I said I'll say the biggest one for land oh thank you you [ __ ] I still don't know what this is
3:36:25
sorry I know what this is do you just
3:36:31
I thought I did for a second foreign
3:36:42
it's it's like it's like it's like uh just as a vodka there's no
3:36:49
it can't happen it's a [ __ ] little guy little steel guy oh [ __ ] do we put him into Blazers yeah
3:36:56
aquatic aquatic uh things
3:37:03
they don't move much little sea lines squish his nose I want to squish his
3:37:10
nose oh there we go
3:37:16
I like am I doing it yeah onto the pile yeah
3:37:22
like that disrespectful there's no other way to get a hold on
3:37:29
all right how do I put them on I'll stick him on
3:37:34
right at the top he's the king for right there there
3:37:40
ah on my head my cold trashy hat oh my God that was that was the that was
3:37:46
the brush [ __ ] yeah segment oh I've had I'm so [ __ ] glad
3:37:52
this is unboxed oh my God this almost touches like the ceiling
3:37:58
when I was lifting it up there look at that my God I don't think they can see that yeah I know but this is a big boy
3:38:05
he's a big boy and I like him I don't know what I'm gonna do with it yet before I slay some demons I don't
3:38:12
know Soda how different is Finn in real life same question to Finn too
3:38:19
there's a definite difference for me like now versus when we weren't recording I was streaming
3:38:25
there is a difference yeah yeah but uh but it's for me it's much easier to see
3:38:31
the the real fin that I have met within the performance
3:38:37
so you say I'm not like different I'm just like mole yeah that's it I've usually found that tracks
3:38:44
it's it's usually a lot some people have more of a character I don't think I have
3:38:50
a character I'm just more animated because I have more of a reason to be I think yeah yeah same with you really
3:38:55
yeah but then I'm trying to get it up to me this feels
3:39:01
like I'm doing something cool no you're not you're embarrassing yourself
3:39:07
there you go and she's look at this
3:39:13
I gotta take a photo with this I just don't know barbarian barbarian
3:39:19
whatever Dave the Barbarian no does anybody remember Dave the Barbarian who's Dave
3:39:24
the Barbarian huge bottle wimp what photo should I take with this thing
3:39:30
there's got to be something it'll be something there we go what I feel so loved and
3:39:38
known oh you know it's an old reference
3:39:43
where the [ __ ] is it from I like the one gave the barbarian was like a really is it someone said it
3:39:48
sharp enough to cut hairs it's not sharp at all no God no imagine if this was razor sharp I could get it right A lot
3:39:54
of these knives no it's not balanced don't get it sharp no uh if it was balanced I'd say yeah go
3:40:01
ahead get a sharp I love your streams
3:40:07
[ __ ] yeah I'm just gazing at the sword you need a kilt for the Claymore this one's got
3:40:12
enough skirts as it is yeah I have like a really short kill just like a Tartan yeah yeah pretty
3:40:21
much but no it has a pocket on as well oh sweet yeah like tactical that's for your
3:40:26
for your what Scotch I guess
3:40:32
yeah oh yeah that's what Scott's drink right yeah also I imagine they grow like the Box behind you with it destroy it
3:40:39
I mean I could give this thing a whack but I honestly don't want to break the sword like I'm just box yeah no that's
3:40:45
what I mean I don't want to break this up oh the cardboard box the cardboard box
3:40:51
no they met the cardboard box what else would they mean I bet you this is
3:40:59
now that there's one less thing to be distracted by let's finish up that Domino goal there's no Dono goal oh my
3:41:09
God wait okay I could have put way less Sports yeah
3:41:15
oh well yeah yeah right yeah that's two months
3:41:25
this is Nate I [ __ ] with this sword oh my God we could do crying with that
3:41:31
yeah that's fellas we could hold we could hold him so this is just like the weight of the
3:41:37
sword yeah fellas we could hold up a bank with this this is great we could go
3:41:42
go do crime oh it's the the fact that it's not balanced by the name it's kind of cool
3:41:50
that it's not I don't know it makes it feel more like oh if you've ever held a bat sword
3:41:55
insane because it doesn't feel like anything well I mean no I mean I just get more of a sense of like
3:42:00
berserk you know okay you know yeah
3:42:06
giant [ __ ] sword I I feel like it makes you feel strong
3:42:13
because it feels a little heavy yeah because it is heavy but
3:42:18
Pro's gonna do a beheading I'm gonna go jousting I don't really think
3:42:24
you've seen a [ __ ] joust I haven't seen it yet no I have it's wild it's been nice it was at
3:42:30
Medieval Times man huh you you oh you guys don't have Medieval Times medieval times was like
3:42:36
pirate he has a pirate theater here no okay well it's like maybe I don't think so dinner and a show with like a big uh
3:42:44
like does [ __ ] actors and they all look like oh we're all pirates in this it's
3:42:50
like uh like no Pirates theater that's not really themed and runs every day sure
3:42:57
um the theme is pirate yeah um mostly Medieval Times is that equivalent uh but for Knights and it's
3:43:05
uh they'll have like jousts and a big give castle and it's it's goofy it's very goofy
3:43:14
Jesus Christ Medieval Times no I want to look at like oh I've certainly
3:43:19
seen jousting yeah I was a video that I'm specifically
3:43:24
trying to find I think it might have been this one because it's so goofy a jousting 22 months of watching her work
3:43:30
slowly crack it might have been this one no I might have been
3:43:37
all right like in the Cable Guy movie with Jim Carrey every single time right
3:43:42
oh my God this [ __ ] yeah the wrong that's [ __ ] wrong
3:43:48
oh oh this thing goes hard it's [ __ ] metal [Music]
3:43:54
oh this wasn't even the video I saw Chad do you remember the one like what the
3:43:59
[ __ ] where was this good old-fashioned Renaissance Fair I've watched actually this is just me and my free time watching this I feel like watching full
3:44:05
contact Jazz oh hema yeah there's a good amount of it I've watched this one here do you remember the one hours
3:44:18
yeah oh my [ __ ] god fall down full contact jousting there
3:44:26
was one that was so goofy looking and I loved it was it this
3:44:34
they might uh yeah it was this [ __ ] duty just disappeared from a friend
3:44:41
he gets Zapped I'm just gonna be around oh he's [ __ ] gone
3:44:49
oh yeah what happens in this one I don't know I want to see that last one I don't know like an angle oh I can show it I
3:44:55
want to just see like I want to see this dude disappear
3:45:01
wherever he's at oh I was [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
3:45:08
oh frame
3:45:14
from frame it's like a yeah [ __ ] who is it that said it uh Wes
3:45:20
Anderson and said that comedy is the way that things enter and exit the frame
3:45:25
which is why there's lots of really great things good good jokes of people just getting
3:45:31
in the frame in a really wacky way getting out of framework while he wait yeah hardest cut M1 is good
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oh my God okay I'm gonna look um I'll look this one up uh no blood dummy TOS
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that was like so they [ __ ] up with the the
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saturation on this video so much yeah
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yeah so Rose please tell me what your shoe size is now I've been reluctant to
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get you anything because I want the shoes to fit in theory 10.
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but like it's one of those yeah I didn't I didn't click on that video but no no I
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didn't even but no no September UK 10 there's no such thing as a women's
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and men's here it's just ten that's just how it is also the crumpets video
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[ __ ] is this you're just gonna click that it's Helen this is a crumpet
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what do you mean The Crumpet video I don't know what the [ __ ] video is The Crumpet video this only has six thousand
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views this has six thousand views you can't say the grumpy video like we've all [ __ ] seen it yeah
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the [ __ ] Fred it's nuts what what
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do you what's the that's a like it's um it looks like the
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um it's a like that looks like a dog's um oh it looks like um like I'm like
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fisting you yeah it doesn't really look like that to me I
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saw it and then I unsure you know it's just a dog standing and another dog
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standing yeah I immediately saw that as just two dogs standing side by side I could take
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like a my hand's too big far too big I've got a really small hands okay good be gentle
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[Music] right it's [ __ ] nuts soda's bad yeah yeah by the I don't even know if my bugs
3:47:46
just told you I posted that one no you did let me showed his bed yeah
3:47:52
the hotel room very nice hey [ __ ] it I reckon I reckon I chat I've I've been up
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since 5am in Sarasota I'm about ready to end it yeah also yeah yeah I'm about
3:48:03
tired and fungi I'm a little hungry hungry yeah all right fellas it's been fun I'll see
3:48:11
you in my next batch stream but I'm hopefully not banned like how you say nice short stream and
3:48:18
this is like exactly how long like a longer stream would have been I just like streamed like for nine hours
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two hours but the thing is I haven't done that in so long yeah I usually like the last few have been like absurd so
3:48:33
it's giving people the wrong impression but listen yeah fellas I will see you it
3:48:38
was very fun when's the next stream I don't know uh I've got to do oh [ __ ]
3:48:44
I'm trying to think there's any news I haven't told you um
3:48:50
Minecraft might still be happening yeah okay hold on we can tell one story yeah I can end it on something yeah I can end
3:48:57
it on a funny story okay about this what is the weirdest thing that you got sent by fam what's the weirdest thing I've ever seen you've been sent by a fan oh
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[ __ ] where's the sheath uh someone sent a letter to my address someone sent a letter to my neighbor's address and they
3:49:10
said like that's probably the weirdest thing that there's ever been that's really that's it
3:49:19
like inflatable butt plugs are fun great stream I haven't laughed this much in a
3:49:25
bit okay okay so I can tell you what the worst thing I've been saying thank you for the [ __ ] hundred dollars but sorry I didn't click in my head what's
3:49:31
the sorry thank you for that first thing I haven't said is I don't have like a P.O box so I don't get sent uh
3:49:38
physical objects in the mail for good reason because it would be very different the things that I'd get in the mail than the things you'd get in the
3:49:43
mail yeah uh so uh for the worst thing I've ever been said was a photo
3:49:49
and this photo was uh okay I so I I own a couple sex dolls five now
3:49:55
at this point right and I have a guy who uh buys I use ones wait hold on you have
3:50:01
five sex dolls yes F1 then you have someone advice
3:50:08
my used ones all right so I okay at one point I was like okay yeah
3:50:14
sure uh so here's the instructions for how to clean it I'm gonna do how well do you want me to clean it before right uh
3:50:21
and he's like no no don't clean it all right dude this is a this is a TV sex doll like this is not it's not gonna
3:50:27
be stare like it's it it'll be a biohazard if I just send it to you and he goes
3:50:33
yeah that's the point and I go all right that's for more money well well yeah exactly well we'll get to
3:50:39
that okay um I was like all right that's gonna cost action because that is the quite
3:50:47
quite a quite a powerful request that yeah he's like yeah so I'm into this uh it's fetish called noclean
3:50:54
and I went no clean I knew what it was okay I I know what no clean is like
3:50:59
imagine uh like like the Cub tribute world like that part of like weird porn cave sort of um yeah
3:51:07
it's mostly it's like jars and stuff is that is that same this sort of stuff the
3:51:13
category gag in the back of you yeah uh so someone just goes all right good night
3:51:19
so so I was like okay yeah man I get it I'll I'll send it to you he's like I can
3:51:24
prove it all right all right why would you want to wait out of sheer curiosity was like he asked me do you want to see
3:51:31
my flashlight and I know I said no at a pure I don't
3:51:37
know what hit me in the back of my brain I said yes oh my God you wanna to clarify it's
3:51:43
just the outside I didn't see the actual surface nor the inside just the outside as in so I don't know if you've ever
3:51:50
seen uh like a name brand flashlight sure but they are they have like a like like a plastic like shell around the
3:51:57
outside yep um oh God and this uh and a guy that
3:52:03
likes not cleaning things around the edges of every uh
3:52:10
like every Ridge on this plastic shell uh was this thick uh
3:52:16
Fanta orange oh my God earwax like substance how to
3:52:23
give yourself an STD oh yeah actually what the [ __ ] but surely that's like a piece it's
3:52:29
absolutely that um these that guy's got a new one that guy invented like a nerve toxic like it
3:52:37
he took a video of it afterwards of just like moving it and it came off in like flicks
3:52:43
but not like flakes like like thin light flakes of coconut but
3:52:48
like thick flakes of I'm gonna get dried concrete oh my [ __ ] I'm like half wet concrete
3:52:56
it's a neon orange color I think that was it why was it on the
3:53:02
outside first of all I don't know I didn't want to see the inside how did it get on the outside this was
3:53:09
it with it closed
3:53:14
just over time over enough time over enough time man that's
3:53:19
awful that's quite frankly I've never described something as foul before
3:53:26
but it's quite possibly foul it was wicked funny you're wicked funny I'll give it that but absolutely anyway I
3:53:34
think that's the way I ended oh my God yeah holy [ __ ] man all right good night guys hopefully you dream good dreams
3:53:41
yeah dream dream good dreams dream dream dream yeah I'm eating right now oh I
3:53:47
hope you're not eating like the cheers pudding oh like Frosted Flakes
3:53:54
why Frosted Flakes because they're that kind of that's what it looked like orangey oh my color God
3:54:03
the smell I can't imagine Jesus Christ all right you know like
3:54:09
burn your nostrils and by the way this guy um something Russia is neat who lives with his parents yeah
3:54:25
more than I paid for them economy can you tell me
3:54:31
I'm gonna be hold on
3:54:46
holy [ __ ] there's either 2500 or three grand oh okay well I I found me okay
3:54:52
[ __ ] help but you just answer like the wrong thing so it gets more yeah
3:54:59
it appreciates that's absurd you go come in a thing and it's and it's worth more
3:55:05
yeah that's great right that's nuts good lord your world is nice did we not
3:55:11
unmute we no no we muted and then well yeah I I I we we unmuted that uh yeah after like I was like I'm gonna say it
3:55:18
yeah you know I think we're just remembering oh my literally coming money this is part of your brain go do that
3:55:24
like the last one you're like made like a thousand dollars oh yeah
3:55:30
[ __ ] hell that's kind of neat geez I don't think it's right to write
3:55:36
spikes you can't infinite money yeah you can't ship them to Most states
3:55:42
too are they label uh there's like hype restrictions ah Fold It Up take it apart
3:55:53
it's like with like a dismembered body in a flight it came
3:56:01
back the internet was a mistake be wicked funny be wicked funny though okay fellas uh I'm gonna see you good uh
3:56:10
God I was hungry and now I'm not after that [ __ ] oh God yeah I forget in due
3:56:16
time all right fellas it has been fun I won't forget I'm gonna sign off for a smoke
3:56:22
all right boys I'll see you in the next one see you again boys