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oh my God
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hold on hold on hold on
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hold on oh my God that's so stupidly big oh hi
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how are we doing boys I decided while this was working I make some ice cream
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why are you all still here
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why are you guys still here foreign
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turns out I can just stream from my phone or 4G baby
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tell me how do I look in different lighting conditions boys
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I look alright still this is good low quality yeah how weird is it now that my
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like wow holy [ __ ] chat's weird anyway scuffed as always [ __ ] yeah we're
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gonna We downgraded camera quality anyway
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just make phone Wi-Fi hotspot
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I'll try it let me try it no this is a
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this is a 3 000 bits a second no two thousand yeah that ain't gonna
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work it doesn't have the it doesn't have the upload speed man it's like 4G it won't
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work you look great on THX for coming back I can hear it on the [ __ ] you're
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donating through holy [ __ ] this is a setup on and you're donating and I can hear it through the speaker on my
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monitor wait the donuts work
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my streamer and I support you probably oh my God
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and you look amazing and beautiful outfit
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what's shiny on the blue chair there's like a different outfit like there's a different pair of leggings I thought these ones were but they weren't
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this is kind of cool because I can read the same chat down there could I disable chat
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oh I can at least for me I can oh let's go
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that's pretty sick
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audio scuffed I wonder why I'm on my phone it's balancing on like
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a a camera lens and a dry shampoo bottle and then it's against my monitor
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there's a large spoon yeah God damn it I got a live stream on a [ __ ] trip yeah
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you calling me a big spoon
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wait is it there's a normal sized spoon who eats who eats ice cream with a small spoon it's [ __ ] weird
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I'm still here because I'm dumb and you look cute today 3K to end up with this setup okay anyway
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all I wanted to do was get on and say hi let me explain what's happened just FYI
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I don't know why this feels like your role streams but super secret and
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special yeah right for coming back I don't know why but my so here's what's
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happening on my internet right and this internet is going to be fine nothing can crash from here but like
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since you're mobile can we get a house tour in theory yeah in theory you can yeah
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actually you could I'm just looking at my internet yeah my uploads people right now is no okay it just went from [ __ ]
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0.4 to 30. and it just flips beyond that
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oh my God [ __ ] you not egg Only You egg only
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thin old stream do you want to go around the house with me I mean it looks like [ __ ] right now
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but I can show you I don't think we've ever done that point of view you're on a date without
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it you wanna go on a date with disco kid hold on should I not like warm up for this streamer hold on one minute
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oh this is gonna be awful all right one second before stream ing
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[Music]
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wow wow guys it's me what's up welcome to my house tour
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hey chat I know you can barely hear me but just know you are all the best and always remember oh my God
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also we are here because offline chat is based [Music]
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no [ __ ] it how many inches was that joined was that what okay hold on
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I want to do a thing wow my everything speed is dog [ __ ] right now
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let me just check again upload speed how we doing one minute
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like all my internet's bad by the way it seems
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[Music] infirmity it's been inspirational in building my own style
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I changed the I changed the damn thing hold on my upload speed is
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0.00 [ __ ] did ah he's got high eyes I
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got well I got eyes that are awake at 2 30 a.m dealing with this [ __ ] internet [ __ ] anyway how do I look do I
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still look okay am I all right that's that I'm vain that's the only
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thing I'm thinking about so pretty oh hell yeah wow fellas I I'm
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not lying to you right now my internet's just like off
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what the [ __ ] happened oh yeah okay so I restarted my router I reset my router
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it seems like what's happening is my download speed is always fine constant but my upload speed is flip-flopping
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like right now it's great it's at 34. I'm just watching the speed test happen
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before over there but then if I restart it if I wait till this ends I want to try this one more
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time so yeah it just ended at 35 okay cool then I restart let me try to do this test again it's
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going to do download first but I'll give it a second did you unplug it plug it back in yes oh now my downloads at 10
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now what the what if all of the units
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this is so weird stalled that's pretty fun this is so weird man just leave
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Birmingham leave the [ __ ] play so now my upload space fine but my downloads be 20.
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huh it's actually keep doing speed tests am I just sucking up all my data packet loss
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no it's my actual like internet speed I don't know what the difference is hey John
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hold on let's see oh [ __ ] like I also can't do anything with my phone I can move it but like I don't know I'm just
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I'm just obsessing over this I [ __ ] it house though this is so [ __ ] weird
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this is so [ __ ] right now all right by the way here's the setup it's looking
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nice looking POG there's the knife wall and the little some stuff above it that's my little lighting as my old
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cameras the one pointed at my like bossy uh don't look at the rest of the room
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and it's totally not filled with garbage and trash all right
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[ __ ] house tour I guess also look at what I set up downstairs I
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got two big mirrors um this is so bad
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is it really lagging there's no way it's lagging right now
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move too quick I can't move slowly right do you want it dude
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if I turn around and show you this will you not yell at me
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is it really [ __ ] lying oh my God what the [ __ ]
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no like there's my closet
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there's so much [ __ ] in there
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I'll Finn why don't you do a house fin why don't you do a closet tour
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um that's why anyway sorry I'm trying to go downstairs and he's [ __ ] absurd heels
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yeah also fun fact all my lights hey Alexa
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can you want Alexa are you on Alexa
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can you turn off the kitchen lights okay oh she knows okay Alexa set kitchen
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lights to 100 Alexa honey can you set kitchen lights to 100
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Alexa you dumb [ __ ] Alexa can you set kitchen lights to 100
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fun well now that I want to be on you [ __ ]
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return Alexa turn kitchen lights to 100 percent
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Alexa if I have to tell you one got that one more [ __ ] time I will unplug you
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I swear to God Alexa turn on kitchen lights
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you smug little [ __ ] oh my God I have to do this with the [ __ ]
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it's not even turning on on the did I [ __ ] it with a fuse
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is it the electric bro if it's the [ __ ] electric [ __ ]
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did I [ __ ] with the oh that's so bright
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the fuse box is fun Alexa I will scrap you for parts can you turn on I'm not
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sure Alexa set kitchen lights to a hundred percent
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okay Alexa set Alexa Set photo booth to 100.
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oh my God I have lighting ah nice
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nice this is POG whoa I got that red eye thing
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oh my God they're the red eye thing whoa
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anyway here's the like setup I've got by the
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way whoops
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ah
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I don't know oh can I like show you this I'm going to show you that
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this is such bright yellow light in my face but like
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all right anyway honestly this is the entire house like
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this is kind of it like there's downstairs and then there's my bedroom like that's
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it you do guys what do you think I do with all this damn what do I do I I need
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chat fellas I really need this whole uh battle pass thing I really need this whole battle pass thing to go well
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because this house is Tiny I don't know what to do with myself here I have like a tripod or something like
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anymore I'm surely I must how do I not on a tripod
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I'm a YouTuber how do I not on a tripod do I no I thought this is a tripod but
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it's a little flamey boy oh my God did you see my bong
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in the background um
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no [Applause] no it's still fine
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I mean in the mirror I looked great
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what do I do this is it like what's the what's the house tour now comfy chair it's
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decorative yeah what do I do now I feel like I want a Discord call or some [ __ ]
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let me grab my pile of clothes and see you down there holy [ __ ]
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[Applause] don't look too much into my luggage
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that's fine
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don't know go hire a cleaning crew are you joking it's not that bad show us the bathroom the bathroom's all right
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actually the bathroom's okay good angle your nose looks great by the
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way oh yeah I can just do that I guess like
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change angle on a whim feels like I'm on a FaceTime call yeah
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if only you guys could speak at the same time I'd be pretty pog um
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actually I can make the lighting look better in this exact scenario by pointing a light at me like doing this
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ah I got a [ __ ] electric shock from it Alexa Set photo booth to White
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what's this okay it goes white oh that's more clean and then when I'm on here
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do you guys remember this lighting from a popular Tick Tock Maybe
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oh my God it is very harsh though because I've
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just turned the light around oh my God it did it again [ __ ]
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oh [ __ ] me man anyway look at this camera rig I've got done look at this thing I think this is genuinely kind of
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cool it's like this is oh man it's like the damn the dang
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[ __ ] Lumix sr1 baby this thing's I got a PayPal notification just give me
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three dollars I can't even see what you said dude anyway looks like saw
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this huh how like that
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it's like a normal thing oh God this should I keep all the [ __ ] girl clothes like these two wardrobes I built
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out one of them's got a big mirror in front of it so every time I need to get into the Wardrobe I have to like grab
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the [ __ ] I mean he also this is way easier but I'm like usually here like trying to grab the mirror like pull it
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forward so I can get like into those drawers over there oh my God it's so scuffed
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laughs
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[Applause] you wanna see my bathroom
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feels weird to show you my bathroom did I flush the toilet hopefully
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don't leave the toilet seat it's gonna be grossful after I did leave the toilet seat up that's kind of gross
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well I mean they flush but yeah I fool
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them whoa a little fake little fake marble
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and [ __ ] very nice it's very nice you're not allowed to see my bedroom
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my bedroom is messy and has dildos everywhere sorry
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you'll wake the sleeping orgy that that's in there right now it's soda 10 Cottontail every every
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um every porn star that's ever dm'd me they're all in there waiting for me
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I look a little masculine a little bit you know
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let me do that why are you saying [ __ ] X [ __ ]
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I can manipulate the camera angle now so I can look more I can look more like a
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Chad by warping my face to different points foreign
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oh my God does look like a troll face when I do it
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no [ __ ]
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it is a little bit white I should turn it upside down because I want to look at me but I'm
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because I'm just looking at me I should look over at you but I don't wanna
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oh also well I guess when I'm reading the chat that's fine how are you
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fellas I regret to inform you that I dropped my dang phone
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I think I'm fine I dropped you dude I'm sorry I dropped you in the app closed
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sorry brother
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this is fine most of all some more guy
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your house is pretty small yeah but dude I like uh people got the I
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don't I don't know what happened I don't know how this works or something but like I gotta move I gotta move into this damn
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house but we're trying to get the renovations and [ __ ] to it done it's still not gonna be a big house like it's
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the house I'm moving to is roughly twice the size of this house
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and this house is Tiny this is like two rooms like I'm moving to a 2500 square
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foot house which is big in England not big in America but like
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it's still going to be okay it's gonna be good I think I think it justifies like
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the price I guess it's massive in the UK I mean it's not
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massive but it's I guess if you live in London that's insane but my apartment's 900 square feet this
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house is 900 square feet brother this house is 800 square feet this one [ __ ] hell man
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I think this I think it's like I think it is 900 square feet it's something like it's under a I don't know what it
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is 100 000 I don't know 1K vacuuming two-sided home square foot by the way
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it's so hard to reach out I'm sorry what's in the conservatory storage
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I also don't want to show you the conservatory because there is some private stuff in there
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um but yeah just for now maybe not but the rest of the house shop wow that's gonna be really [ __ ] annoying when
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that happens all the time there's a big like 100 bits pop up oh my titties need adjusting one minute
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okay girl month question what happens if one of my titties break or what if one of them pop what if what
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if they pop what do we do about that like ordering in a new one that might take like a week you know what if one of
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them just don't work anymore duct tape that is what
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HRT well no because so we seem pretty settled on the idea of um what the [ __ ]
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was it relaxer relax effect I don't know what it was oh there goes bit right
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oh everybody's gone weird
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I don't know what's happening
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are you say Mommy
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you think we're fine I have no idea I have no clue personally
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yeah this is just going to be odd I'm not sure why
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[ __ ]
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are we good I think so can you give me like a quick like I don't know unanimous like we back or something
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big muscles [ __ ] yeah finally now I'm not on camera and [ __ ] I can show you my big muscles
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[ __ ] me man oh my God okay without the camera warping it's shitty hold on how can I
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make this camera Warp oh man
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oh bro okay hold on can I like put let me put my arm out of this or something like wait can I do
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that on Twitch can I like do this but on Twitch I promise I'm just trying
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to show my arm
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oh my God
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all right I'm back wait hold on let me like reposition that
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because it's easier to be off the shoulder this way than this way
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still frozen really just refresh I think wow [ __ ] me we were like 2 000 and we
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went down to one let's just show weird anyway I think anyway [ __ ] now that I've done that
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what now what do we do now
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this stream feels really different yeah I mean my internet just just goofed the entire time so
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my internet's just been goofy I don't know what to do to fix it it seems HRT
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talk yeah this feels so personal do you want to talk about something personal what do we talk about
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cooking stream I sort of do like this if the microphone was better quality I bet you this would be pretty cool
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reset the router I have reset the router oh my battery is on 20 let me plug it in
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luckily every place in my house is set up to charge something at random like
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I've gotta I don't even need to move my phone and I've got like a [ __ ] five foot charge
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charging cable holy [ __ ]
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get better quality with airpods bro you're gonna let me go get airpods man where are they
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oh my earphones are upstairs shall I got airpods chat shall I go
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airpod mic's awful no wow that was a unanimous no [ __ ]
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hell bro foreign
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[ __ ] I have like the big headphone mics but they're like terrible too
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um nothing that's Apple I don't have anything like that he's so cute why are you so cute right
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now bro I mean because I can move my phone anywhere I guess it's less interesting or I mean sorry it's more
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it's more dynamic
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that's a good look what do you think it's kind of a good look I don't know how to put my hair up like this though
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I'm just holding it I wish I knew how to do this this like high ponytail thing but like it's cute
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I guess
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I can barely read the chair I'm sorry if I'm just constantly [ __ ] looking like a little Goblin
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get a hair clip oh oh hecklet might be worth it and I like facing sideways
27:51
though because I look like a goblin like my show profile is so dog [ __ ] man
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um girlfriend experience why would your girlfriend sound like me you know what I mean
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I dude wait I wonder okay oh my [ __ ] god how do I like
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oh never mind I was gonna suggest I could try and do the little girl voice thing but I think it would sound like
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[ __ ] on this microphone I think it would sound like [ __ ] in real life I'm constantly surprised that you guys think
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it sounds good uh and I think it's bad try it no I'm in the bat I'm in a bad
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position my diaphragm is not how it should be or something I don't
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know give a good imagine I gave you a good excuse not to do it and then run with that okay
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look at that Dyson yeah that Dyson I've had for [ __ ] years I'm gonna dude I got that [ __ ] as a present when I moved
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in here hoping because my mom thought that I'd vacuum and I do occasionally it's just that
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like she was like well if you get I need to convince this dumbass like Gremlin to vacuum so I'll get him a good vacuum
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cleaner and then I didn't and I just didn't use it oh
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[Music]
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are we good it seems like we're good nope there it goes [ __ ]
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just give it a minute I'll figure itself out
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are we good
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give the page a refresh tell give me give just a chat just say like uh refresh or something because I don't
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know if we were set or not at all
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nice nice nice nice nice okay well that move that that to me shows that things are working because I know you can hear
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me okay [ __ ] sorry this is so frustrating on my own because I don't know what to I
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can't do anything about it it just sucks I mean if I try and stream on Wi-Fi it's
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gonna just be the shitty Wi-Fi thing where it's gonna fluctuate even more I can't even go check it because it's like
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constantly dog [ __ ] and go oh my God my titties gonna come out
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I do look weirdly feminine my [ __ ] with it I [ __ ] with it we're
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gonna talk about [ __ ] you wanna if we're getting personal my pet oh sorry my pecs sorry my bad twitch my pecs my
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packs my packs bro I'm sorry I mean if we're getting like personal then what do you want to do let me grab
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my thermal best [ __ ] VI YouTuber ever by the way him and happy
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um but I might be biased Samuel's my friend so he's number one but like
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yeah anyway let's see those packs no Jesus
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my hair's doing a little work here hold on let me like
31:29
twitch I promise I'm I'm let me be off stream then one minute
31:36
like make sure this is still fine oh wait
31:43
damn it I thought I saw some good muscle definition there for a second anyway um
31:49
what were you saying [ __ ] dude how is this shirt
31:55
loose oh my God hold on Bro [ __ ]
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this shirt gets looser just by being sitting here anyway
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on the TV oh dude okay wait can I show you a thing you just reminded me of
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something can I show you a like issue look at this right um how can I show you this well all right
32:20
[ __ ] it I'm gonna have to move you around so right my TV you're at the exact level
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for this my TV is too tall I have one of those like really Way Too Tall TVs look
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so this is your you on the couch your eye line is like this right my TV's up
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there man it's so it's so high up look your neck
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hurts so bad looking at it I don't know why we mounted it like this but look okay right hold on
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It's Too Tall it's way too tall it's way way too tall
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okay it's way too tall neck bad neck Rudy
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just watching the damn thing okay we balance on that I'm balancing you on a cushion okay
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I mean
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yeah anyway
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it can be tilted down it's tilted down as much as it can go and I feel like if I have to buy a new mount for it and
33:28
then screw a new Mount into the wall that can tilt further down I may as well just remount the whole thing but then if I'm going to remount the whole thing
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I've got to patch up the wall and then repaint it and then like [ __ ] redo the electrics it's a pain in the ass
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nice to meet you so it's just what put a second TV under it
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bro maybe that's a it's a very smart idea
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um oh yeah but now I can show you that I'm
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like really five foot ten I guess by standing next to a [ __ ] ton of doors and everything I mean I am in heels too
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though so like my head will probably bunk on the top of that right now I think only because I'm I'm wearing heels
34:11
as well though I could take the heels off and I could show you can I take the heels off real quick let me take the heels off I'll
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show you my actual height temporarily I've I've worn the heels for most of the day look let me show you how tall I am
34:25
so that is like a way too short door it's like it's like a foot shorter than
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everything else so I'm gonna be really tall in it
34:41
cool pull I am tall
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see I'm tall [ __ ] little bastard
34:54
the door is like six foot two like that's the height of that thing
35:05
and then like do I have a normal doll okay I don't know if this is gonna [ __ ] up the stream sorry
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did it I don't know if it did and like a normal door
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like this door [Music]
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okay
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yeah right tall [ __ ]
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coming tall I'm tall
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I don't know what that really looks like but works for me
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I'm sure it's so baggy tall tall boy they call me tall boy five
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thousand you know what this is weird this feels weirdly intimate
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like even to me because I don't really stream on a phone and I only talk to my friends on a phone so like I don't even
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know how to be like in my like go mode I don't know I've lost my ability to be
36:29
stream entertaining this is just how I am off camera now I don't know why like I feel so much
36:37
more nervous now like there's two like do you know what I mean like I feel more
36:42
like I'm less you know there's a thing about it I'm not sure what it is though
36:51
fan after dark well like I don't know I just don't know what like I'm not
36:57
doing like I can't do the stream thing I can't do the like be super shouty and
37:02
loud and [ __ ] so I can't really distract from from anything and
37:09
maybe I should do these more often maybe on an internet connection that works that'd be kind of fun
37:15
but I like the fact that this is like after stream so it doesn't really count you
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know what I mean bad stream
37:27
Helen DM me actually Helen said this would work for like um like it's just a little sleep stream
37:34
little bedtime stream you know it'll be kind of nice but
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[Music] um by the way okay now you see me from like this angle right
37:44
so there's two things about my face right there's two things about my face that I think are or at least like I
37:49
think I right here's my thing I think I pull off like female like not female but like feminine I can see donations coming
37:57
in I can't read them I would say don't donate because I don't know what you're saying and they're not reading out to me
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so I'm very sorry I'll just I'm gonna read them afterwards on my PC but like I can't
38:08
see them right now but like so there's two things right one of them
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is I don't like my like so my nose I don't love it's not the worst it's just too much too big
38:19
it's not terrible it's just not good and then the other thing is my jaw like
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you know what I mean I mean if it's like a little up it just leaves a little bit up
38:37
in another that'd be very feminine my bra oh my God
38:48
it's Helen just DM me saying good to know my messages pop up [ __ ] sake please don't spam me on Discord because I've got no recalls for it and you're
38:54
going to be my friends here but like yeah anyway brush absolutely
39:02
sorry titties uh packs my bad
39:07
HRT fixes jaw I don't think that's true I don't know that's how that works buddy then there's always works Buster your
39:14
nose is fine yeah but like it's fine right that's the thing not good but it's
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fine
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you know what I mean though like in terms of like
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female attributes I guess it's like nothing crazy did someone just say I have Jewish features Jesus Christ
39:41
my God fella bro that's [ __ ] up like there's uh I'd
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suck your nose my god um but yeah no I've been thinking about
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it I've been thinking about the idea let me get like I don't think I'd do anything in my jaw that's I don't think
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I need to I like I like um I wouldn't change that it's too like um
40:07
I saw Riza do a Joel is like part of ffs I don't really want to look like
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I don't know I feel weird if it would be like completely
40:18
female looking you know I feel like I like the idea of pulling off a mail still and I think I do I think I pull
40:24
off mail quite well but like my nose could nose nose job might be pretty cool
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I'm not sure might be pretty nice
40:37
[ __ ] you with your copium screw you dude
40:42
I [ __ ] hell how much for Top surgery well the [ __ ] this top side dreaming for me
40:48
oh like [ __ ] titties dude you you're new here I mean
40:54
we already went we already should have went through it a little bit like we had a that was a while ago that we had like
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what are we yeah 10.10 said for 300K to get titties and
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while it would have been funny well it would have been pretty funny it would have like both not looked great
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and like where do you go from there also like it would be 300K for a year but like
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what do you do after that you can't just be like the guy who got titties once I mean you could but like that's such a
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crazy [ __ ] thing to do oh I should have been good
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[Music] um [ __ ] at the moment
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okay whatever it was it's gone now no idea okay
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shall we see you that's different Chef that's like uh Marisa's chair as she just left here I guess and then she's
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gone but never mind I guess now it's a coat hanger for me
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imagine coming into the stream now HRT win what do you think about the idea of actually like
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okay what do you think of the idea of actually doing like I mean okay if that like [ __ ] doesn't do
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breast growth that's sort of the main thing I guess
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that'd be kind of I guess that's weird I don't know really I don't know it
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sounds funny sounds funny I don't know what do you think what do you think I
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should do I want to take experimental drugs cooked in a batch by a bold guy in a
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meth addict
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no not for Content man I mean I'd make it for Content that
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sounds funny it sounds funny for content to make it that'd be pretty good what the [ __ ]
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by the way I can see people dming me and they just like disappear so fast that I can't read it I'm very sorry
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put your dick away [ __ ] dick away fenced content that clickbait bro yo how good
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would the stream pop off if I cook the meth
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verb just DM me saying if possible can you take a picture like this oh he sent me an image verb I can't see
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it brother if you mean like right now then
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I don't know take your screenshots Buster I don't know
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twitch my lot not like you cooking with okay is it strictly against TOS if I
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cook math on the Stream like is there an explicit rule against it
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yes what if I don't say it's math
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and I just say it's cooking stream there's just a mix of chemicals you never know
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what are we gonna do well you could do expect inspect my home you don't know it could be anything
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are you just doing a little science fair project you'd never know I'm making some candy I'm gonna chew it
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in if I can yeah can you chew meth can you chew meth
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I gotta hit up someone with some meth I want to try some meth
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you guys are way more into the idea of me doing a method than um than
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um HRT do I weren't like hey okay you know it's
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like hr2 thing okay if there's no booba it might be cool but then like um
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like but completely yes to meth though you gotta pick one
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you gotta pick one you got a pickle and I either chat you
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gotta pick one I either do HRT or meth I'm also going to just
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I'm gonna take the HR the wrong so I'm gonna chew the HRT I'm gonna make it into little crystals I can snort
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oh surely someone's done that surely someone's like like created
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snowdable estrogen or snotable like
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I don't know a t blocker I was thinking Spyro Spyro cypro there's a bunch
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surely someone's done it like [ __ ] chopped it up with a little did you just say you have
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okay that went by so fast but some [ __ ] in chat said like yeah I've done it
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bro who which one I I can't scroll and chat to find you this is your this is
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your chance chat like if you say something I stop seeing it in five DMs uh like there you go gone like are you
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wearing a bra what for my pecs I in my head I was gonna grab him and go
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these [ __ ] jugs bro um but twitch would ban me for that so I guess not
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cringe
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this is a subliminal message what the [ __ ] I saw that one though it stuck around what were you banned I got banned for
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grabbing the okay I got banned for adjusting my bra and um and maybe a little bit playing
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with the titties the fake titties that I don't have like I don't have real titties but twitch sees me and for some reason thinks this
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is female presenting I wonder if anyone's new to the stream like right now or is it just all you
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like I'm on some of the board of just chatting so someone here is going to be
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new and they're going to think this is just my stream and they're going to be weirded the [ __ ] out because I do look pretty feminine right now
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and like this is gonna be so [ __ ] weird
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like I'm like probably like number [ __ ] 10 or 20 or something somewhere in that range I'm just chatting so
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someone someone's got to be new here it'd be real funny
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please fix that [ __ ] I don't know how man like it's supposed
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to be off the shoulder but the problem is it's right now it's like too off the shoulder because my
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because right okay I got an idea what if I did that okay that's fine like I have wide
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shoulders right I got wide shoulders uh so I bought this shirt but the thing is because like I'm
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scrunched up together right now on my shot like then it means my shoulders look more narrow and or they are more
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narrow and my shirt's [ __ ] falling down but like I'm a wide shouldered boy look at this [ __ ] look at this all right come
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on come here like if you look at me I do this
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oh
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I'm just uh it's a wide shouldered felt
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I don't have quite wide shoulders for that it doesn't look wide for some reason
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though on camera I get it that it doesn't look it but it but I do
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[ __ ] you God damn it I'm gonna unplug yourself bro
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okay right there
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oh wait I'm gonna like oh Flex
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okay now I can get back into it because I'm just pausing but it's supposed to be oh my God I'm supposed to wear this [ __ ]
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like oh my God like that I guess
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yeah I can't even see Graham's Apple bro
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is there man this is there
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because I won't raise it um
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oh like a frog holy [ __ ] ribbit
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yeah we're good
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oh my God okay okay come here little bastard
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oh [ __ ] I saw a message from someone verified but I don't know who it was
50:49
I have no way of knowing I'm so sorry I'm on my phone because my internet's
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dog [ __ ] I could probably go and check it a little bit because it's been like an hour
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don't forget the ice cream oh [ __ ] it's like melting in my room but I've got like two more pots I started the stream
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eating ice cream I got my ice cream in I got my calorie count in it's cute hey Kitty you left the ice cream up so she
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has Melton it's gone by now buddy it's been an hour it's gone
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and quality looks like the start of a shitty porno no I'm not even gonna bother acting that
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out in a different in my on my mainstream setup maybe maybe it'll act out you
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little you shitty porno stuff I don't know I'm so sorry this is a different type of
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film with my laundry that's been there for so good online
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like this is all clean like bed sheets and [ __ ] it's just I haven't put them on the [ __ ] bed I'm just like what I do
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I've got like two sheets of two things of laundry and I just whenever I whenever I need to do it again I'll just
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replace it immediately I should really just use these things but make sure I don't know oh just drink it someone said blue
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um you're in first time with your girlfriend POV you're on FaceTime with your boyfriend bro what the [ __ ]
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what do you think I'm some sort of chick oh bro what are you doing brother put your dick
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away bro put that dick away bro we're on a FaceTime call Bro not on this Skype call man what the [ __ ]
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if he can show us the fit I've showed the fit so many times fine go like go like over
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go look over there just look look over there I'll move over there hold on can you look in one place
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for Christ's sake you guys are so [ __ ] hot god dude I'm saying check bro can you stop okay
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look in one place just a little bit there we go stop being so goddamn temperamental you I am but
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the fit not bad solid the fit nice little leggings
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they're sort of cute I guess I wish I was like if I had like wider hips these would work better but
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never bud yeah the tail don't worry about that tail
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don't worry about that that thing that's someone else's that's my that's my roommates
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it's my roommate Devin's I never told you about him before sorry
53:39
we got it more personal I gotta tell you about my roommate Devin then his butt plug obsession
53:46
he's got him everywhere I don't know why he's got like all these like random oh my God hold on I gotta fix this thing
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because otherwise I'm gonna get banned on Twitch
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oh [ __ ] okay sorry it went all weird
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still going all weird you're on a pillow this is not the best
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thing what are your pronouns I'm a he I'm a I'm a man I'm a male I'm him I
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don't get into that based gender stuff
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I mean oh [ __ ] don't worry about uh don't worry about
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the girl month rules don't worry about it
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Femme boy don't worry about Gunman's rules me I forgot I forgot sorry I'm a little
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stupid let me be a little stupid
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yellow fluff in your camera do you care about that fluff being there because otherwise I'm gonna have to adjust that
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I'll move it on just to do it in a very expensive bra how do you know about my very expensive
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bar it's an old old board aboard bra it's like a b a u b
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I think it's very nice very silky it's very nice I like them they're good I
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think they're French too 300 bra I have no idea how much it is someone sent at me I don't buy these
55:38
things man I got a little drawer of bras over there I'm not going to show you that seems too much
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but yeah it's 300 this is a 300 bra you [ __ ] with me this is a 300 bra
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is it really I have like two of these I think I yeah
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you're joking this is a 300 bra
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oh my God foreign
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a lot of bras I just don't have a lot of like this exact bra I got two different types of this exact bra
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anyway what [ __ ] did you know um does your mom
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know you get bras for clout probably watch all my stuff anyway
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oh cheeseburger sound good he was on philosophy too based true yeah dude so I was on philosophy tubes episode about
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effective altruism which is pretty damn cool there I'm in a couple I mean I make like three or four cameos in it I think
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the funniest one I won't spoiler or anything but I think the funniest one is where I like where they're talking about
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like ah [ __ ] it well basically what happened was like the you should go watch their
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full video because there's different appearances in it too but like the joke was like there's at least there's you
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know there's worse things your college age white son could be doing in his free time and I just like walk past in the
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background so
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never mind I guess I'm doing weird [ __ ] according to good old PT
57:29
I think people expected me to have some like crazy thing though I think people expected me to have like like be like
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philosophy tube like be be like Abby in the videos and like actually give a point but could you imagine me trying to
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do that [ __ ] my line delivery is so bad man like I don't know I couldn't do it I
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was like yeah I sucked at that man
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it was like maybe if it wasn't improv hey look Abby I don't know if you watch these I don't
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know if you're watching this [ __ ] but I I'd make another appearance if you it like in like five videos from now after
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it's I don't know whenever you want to have me on dude write me in a little pot I'll do a little speak and roll
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and be terrible at it you'll have to book an extra couple hours on set but I'll I'll do it that'd be funny
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do I see my guns oh my God you wanna see my guns chat all my guns are down here
58:26
I think anyway do you wanna see my info
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thank you
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look at these [ __ ] hey
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that felt like it looked hot but I have no idea
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they're not real guns man they're a little little air guns no Nifty
59:28
that's so good though like it's got a whole Bolt and everything look at this
59:34
got a whole Bolt it's kind of sick and then like a little release over here
59:40
wait is it gonna there's a little pew
59:46
look at this fella pretty cool these things feel smooth man if I was
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gonna when I get to America and I get to shoot a real gun because this is not a real gun
59:57
um there's a little BB gun I want to shoot a real one at some point but I really want to shoot like a
1:00:02
handgun a handgun feels really [ __ ] cool man
1:00:07
whoa with the warping of the camera and [ __ ]
1:00:16
there I personally before the sword I prefer
1:00:21
the sword too the sword's cooler I want to get a different sword but like does this not look cool as [ __ ] if I'm like
1:00:30
hold on whoa what
1:00:35
well like
1:00:45
a long-ass fingers man oh cool
1:00:50
right hold him like
1:01:00
this is a heavy ass thing man oh it's so damn heavy
1:01:14
a fun little BB guns I don't think I trust him with a real
1:01:19
gun why you tell him why would you not trust me with a rogue gun it's almost like I just scratched my head with the barrel of it
1:01:27
why would you not trust me with a real one what the [ __ ] where where earbuds while shooting them
1:01:34
I mean they're not even okay well it's not [ __ ] but like these things are really nice let me set the thing out
1:01:40
these things are nice little CO2 can but when do I locked you open
1:01:46
okay so like obviously yeah just to impress you gun nut [ __ ]
1:01:53
but like yeah a little BB gun look at that little BB guy but it just feels so smooth like that
1:02:00
feels so cool you know
1:02:08
it feels so cool I already won one wouldn't trust myself with a real gun I don't know man like okay personally I
1:02:15
think this I think they're pretty sick is that supposed to be in 1911 yeah it's like a
1:02:21
I guess 1911y I guess it feels pretty pretty solid I've given
1:02:28
it to I've given it to an American that shotguns before like I've let them hold it and they say oh it feels pretty real
1:02:33
white and everything wise apparently it's like slightly lighter but not by a lot
1:02:41
1911 is my favorite handgun yeah it's nice it's a nice looking thing I I'd be it'd
1:02:47
be really cool to shoot one I've decided that like what I want to shoot is like any handgun I don't care about it I just
1:02:52
want to shoot a handgun a gun that you shoot from one [ __ ] hand I want to shoot a handgun maybe in 1911 that'd be
1:02:58
pretty cool Glock seemed boring so like 1911 like an AK and AK would be cool just for
1:03:06
the sheer thing of it just an okay I don't even care if it's automatic just an AKO I gotta do I gotta do a AR 15
1:03:13
thingy whatever and some M4 variant and then like or deagle would be kind of
1:03:18
[ __ ] cool man a diggle will be dope not a 357 Magnum that would [ __ ] kill
1:03:25
me I'll be one of those videos of like the you know the girls online that some some like [ __ ] hands them like a
1:03:32
deagle or a 357 Magnum and then they go oh like a normal handgun and it flies
1:03:38
out there goddam hands or whacks him in the [ __ ] face that would be me there's no way I could like oh
1:03:45
44 magnum yeah but anyway um like some handgun not sure what yet
1:03:51
and then 50 cal something I don't care what it is
1:03:56
like a Barrett you know so it's just 50k like a sniper rifle you know bolt action
1:04:01
maybe I've got like so I have a real like air gun like a like an honest to God air gun air gun
1:04:09
like top of the legal limit in the country air gun like I don't know I use it for like little
1:04:14
target shooting because it's points it's one it's 0.177 caliber and then uh well
1:04:21
it's so cool so it's real tiny little lead things but people use the bigger one to like like get rid of pests and
1:04:27
[ __ ] like if you have a farm some people like kill like uh rats with it or something
1:04:33
I don't know I'm not an interesting to be honest but like um I use for a little target shooting and they are really fun
1:04:38
like the little bolt actually it's got a nice like bolt action everything it feels cool
1:04:43
but it's not like a real like gun gun you know you can get a anyway you can get a gun in the UK
1:04:51
cartridge they're fun thoughts on the Org the organ looks cool I've seen a couple people shoot orgs and
1:04:58
they seem like they live up to my hype you know orc seem nice that way a P90 people say kind of suck
1:05:05
or vector dude a vector [ __ ] dude could I oh a vector
1:05:13
would be fun fact is the [ __ ] right man dude I want
1:05:20
you to vector well like cool ass like recall mitigation like bolt system is so
1:05:25
interesting to me I love like the little finicky stuff about like I know I love little finicky stuff like
1:05:31
that's why I like pocket knives so much I don't think people realize how much shit's going on in that like pivot system and the thing that locks up and
1:05:38
like all the Machining and what makes a really really nice knife from a like gas
1:05:43
station shitty knife like the difference between them is nuts that's why listen if I was in America I'd probably collect
1:05:50
like automatic knives because the mechanisms are so interesting there's a park there's a pocket knife I really
1:05:55
want it's impossible to get it's an automatic knife there's two one of them's the riyat EXO
1:06:02
I think it's called the gravity knife I can't own them in the UK and the other one is the like G and G Hawk deadlock
1:06:11
I'm so impressed myself that I remembered all that Gavin and Grant Hawk they're they're like brothers or
1:06:16
something that make a knife make it like make a knife company but like Define automatic knife uh a
1:06:23
switchblade an automatic knife is defined as like if you operate a switch unconnects to the knife that sets off a
1:06:29
mechanism that lets a knife fly loose into a locked position or an unlocked position a switchblade
1:06:35
it also counts if like you press a button and it swings out like a Italian like Stella that's a anything with a
1:06:42
spring in it that's not technically true there's really weird nuances with laws about
1:06:47
like assisted opening but that the reason I do know the laws on it but you're gonna get bored like
1:06:54
it's something along the lines of like the the mechanism connecting the knife is oh and it is like connected to the
1:07:00
blade and the handle and [ __ ] you can't ever open it from like a button press or something and then
1:07:06
operate a mechanism anyway sorry I don't know if I'm boring you sorry
1:07:17
yeah well we don't nerdy nerdy talk to her
1:07:26
that's interesting really dirty date talk my [ __ ] God yeah
1:07:33
sorry we're like my Discord kittens a lot of you what yeah
1:07:38
you are my Discord kittens dude
1:07:44
Fanboy explains his special interest yeah genuinely I think everyone needs one everyone needs a topic to be way too
1:07:50
obsessed with or know too much about and that's mine it's gradually going to become something
1:07:55
in cameras too like I'm gradually trying to learn a little bit but like I know I've got like the dunning-kruger effect
1:08:02
for cameras thing going on because I'll use this camera this big like do you
1:08:08
want me to get it look I'll show you
1:08:14
Okay so it's on a quick release so I can just grab it off there real easy this is like
1:08:21
a really nice setup that I've got going on so like I've gone into this camera it's like I know what I'm doing like I
1:08:26
know what all the settings do and [ __ ] now so like I think in my head I'm a professional
1:08:31
um but I know I know like next to nothing but like I think I know a ton so like in fact [ __ ] it I'm gonna take a
1:08:38
little photo of you okay hold on everyone chat say hi I'm gonna take a
1:08:45
little photo okay I'll post it somewhere
1:08:54
laughs oh you look so good today Chad is that a
1:09:01
new haircut oh my God give me your smile
1:09:08
and then look hold on I'll show you
1:09:14
and then let me get to it what's a different
1:09:21
photo
1:09:30
and move here there you go there you are
1:09:36
there you are fellas look at you look at you go
1:09:41
well like this one's pretty good as well this one's much better shot in terms of like framing
1:09:50
look at that one wow very dramatic very cool what's the
1:09:56
resolution like 8K dude I think it's like I'm shooting in 5K or something I
1:10:02
don't know whatever it is it's whatever it is it's 20 megabytes no 20
1:10:10
20 M 20 megapixels that's pretty good I don't know it's
1:10:15
quite a lot big full frame sensor [ __ ] nice bro apparently the number ends in five by the way like resolution
1:10:23
it's starting to sorry it ends in five I think it's like five thousand something something by three thousand it starts it
1:10:30
might be 6K I might be shooting in 6K raid the [ __ ] police I know I'm [ __ ]
1:10:37
right at me you're joking if someone [ __ ] rated me did you give 32 Subs at
1:10:43
some point Panda what the [ __ ] happened dude I'm not looking at Donald's dude I
1:10:49
I can't see it it doesn't show up for me I just see like a little list at the top there
1:10:54
how many people yeah it was right okay I was a little smaller it was fine yeah so
1:10:59
this is like this is quickly becoming my special interest oh Grand Centralia let's [ __ ] go hey this is becoming my
1:11:05
like special interest is just these but like by the way little mini review of this camera it's [ __ ] awesome the
1:11:13
only problem with it is it's so big and heavy like I'm trying to take selfies in a mirror like this ah bro it hurts my
1:11:19
hand especially like if I'm taking an ass pick I'm doing this right like how am I supposed to do this [ __ ] but I do
1:11:26
have one wait I'm gonna do it now oh my God I'm gonna do it now just want to watch me take an aspect for
1:11:32
our for for battle pass
1:11:38
okay hold on can I even do this this is funny but I'm
1:11:44
right how would I do this
1:11:50
I don't even know how I do it oh my God okay you know what I'm gonna do this with two hands one sec
1:11:56
see what I can set up here so let's do it in shall I say this mirror it's gonna look
1:12:03
like [ __ ] though okay
1:12:09
you move you out of the way okay so I think what I do is I'm just
1:12:14
gonna do this right
1:12:20
oh my God that looks so bad hold on why can't I not zoom in okay hold on
1:12:34
oh my God okay [ __ ] it I got an okay one
1:12:43
bro you see the mirror I don't care this is funny on him
1:12:51
all right I'll post that like day one okay it was like one more and I'm just gonna
1:12:58
be like a second
1:13:18
all right what ah
1:13:24
you batted us hold on let's see I want to see which one's the best one
1:13:30
oh no [ __ ] did I change like a setting oh it's so Overexposed
1:13:36
[ __ ] honestly the one I did on cameras better
1:13:44
you're still alive I can't even see who commented that but I see the VIP and I see I'm sorry it doesn't it's not oh is
1:13:50
it cotton yeah bro I'm working hold on let me get hold on I'm just like
1:13:57
one sec I just got my one minute I got a photo it's like
1:14:06
I'm just taking photos again don't worry about me oh [ __ ] that was wrong button
1:14:13
I told you I'm good at this
1:14:19
okay this seems like a photo that I could correct
1:14:26
the lighting's just weird what's my face look like
1:14:31
oh what did I do wrong there oh I [ __ ] with the shutter
1:14:38
how'd I do that I want the shutter to be 60.
1:14:46
no not that auto ISO why was it getting all the light from
1:14:51
hold on fellas let me try again hold on yeah
1:15:07
all right I'm just checking it oh [ __ ]
1:15:13
all right [ __ ] I may have broke the camera but I got a good one
1:15:21
oh I broke the thought on cold shoe Mount no working it's for like a little remote shutter
1:15:27
that I never use I found a new way to ignore cotton I literally can't see when she's talking I'm so sorry
1:15:36
okay photos fine photos okay whatever in terms of a funny little thing that I
1:15:43
did on live stream that's not bad what do these photos go
1:15:51
who knows maybe on Twitter maybe in like this who knows I don't know maybe maybe maybe my
1:15:58
other I don't know it's gonna go somewhere maybe something that costs 20 a month
1:16:06
but my I don't know where my battle pass will be I mean no one knows
1:16:12
this like really goofed up my [ __ ]
1:16:21
got it for the gram true someone donate for girl voice I can't
1:16:27
see when you donate okay I see okay I can see right now Bulldog gifted three
1:16:32
Subs a minute ago but like I don't know I can't see it when it happens man
1:16:37
what is this battle pass guess I don't know man no one knows I've been keeping it pretty Secret
1:16:49
yeah it's a reason but it has three recepts
1:16:56
I don't know how that works two streams in a day
1:17:03
this is great I look got a little bit of work done got a little bit of work done
1:17:09
did it all I got you know
1:17:15
five hundred dollars though dude if someone donates something big I literally won't know please don't do
1:17:20
that am I allowed to post knives of mine you might look in Discord [ __ ] yeah I assume so I guess right
1:17:26
yeah why not oh God ban the guy that said opinions on
1:17:31
scap Halo I'm like the age you have to be to be shipping Minecraft youtubers
1:17:37
together you've got to be 11. ain't no way oh my God
1:17:44
you're absurdly exactly you got that buccal what the [ __ ] is
1:17:52
bugle okay okay I keep seeing this on Twitter like I saw a [ __ ] Trixie Mattel tweet about it what the [ __ ] is
1:17:58
Buco fat again it's something in your face right cheek fat
1:18:07
like that that's what they want
1:18:14
is that why celebrities look like [ __ ]
1:18:20
I'm gonna get [ __ ] plastic surgery and they look
1:18:30
that all the time I think that's why people worry about me like getting any form of like cosmetic
1:18:39
anything is because you think I'll come out like foreign looking all Goofy and [ __ ]
1:18:47
the gender Euphoria I'm experiencing right now I see dude I don't listen does gender
1:18:56
Euphoria go as hard in opposite as gender dysphoria like is this an effect
1:19:01
that I should be seeking out myself like should I be like actively dressing like
1:19:06
a dude to get like euphoric like like what do I what do I get because I I
1:19:13
don't know I I think I look pretty cool like woman or man I guess I don't know how am I like am I goofed
1:19:20
am I not allowed the gender Euphoria because she was slipping it's fine it's fine
1:19:27
am I not allowed the gender Euphoria it's for us sorry bro let me get a little bit let me
1:19:35
get a little bit of gender Euphoria what are you keeping this from me you for some listen you can keep your gender
1:19:41
dish for you I don't give I don't want any of that you can keep that why are you gatekeeping gender Euphoria from me
1:19:48
that's [ __ ]
1:19:56
that has been wood you can have a little euphoria to treat
1:20:03
give me a little bit there's a package deal brawl take a swig of the agenda you can't have
1:20:08
anything that's upsetting
1:20:14
euphoria requires dysphoria that's like like the whole like a
1:20:19
happiness requires sadness I guess little hedonic treadmill like I don't know
1:20:25
um not a package deal you just have to feel good about yourself oh wait is this like a this is a gender way of
1:20:32
I feel great about myself right now so I just need to like get all dressed up like this and then
1:20:38
smoke weed and then then look in the mirror for a while and then go like [ __ ] yeah this is dope that's what gender to
1:20:45
Euphoria is basically is that like relatively accurate
1:20:51
yeah nice wait I don't know if I think I look
1:20:57
better if I'm high or not or I've drank or not I think
1:21:04
I think I just look better sober to be honest like I think I look better like in my eyes sober
1:21:11
because I'm not I'm thinking about less I guess Euphoria sorry bro I'm British let me
1:21:18
pronounce my words a little different it's funny
1:21:24
I want to tie my hair up like a hair clip someone
1:21:33
no but I've got this thing
1:21:45
this feels like the late night enough let's do each other's hair sort of
1:21:50
stream you know actually can I like just do like
1:21:58
would this look like [ __ ] hold on that's gonna look like [ __ ] one sec
1:22:09
oh my God can you come here
1:22:16
how do you how do the [ __ ] do this how do you like little Wizards pull off
1:22:22
high ponytails
1:22:29
screw it I'm going messy if it works it works if it doesn't it doesn't this is
1:22:35
like hey I gotta do my [ __ ] skincare routine sort of hairstyle you know
1:22:43
does it look good no those that look acceptable sure
1:22:53
[ __ ] is going on bro it it's not good like
1:22:59
it ain't looking it ain't looking good bro but like what do I do out what else do I do man
1:23:08
this is the best I got I'm not talented bro and Nick what's wrong with my neck
1:23:17
oh my God hold on Twitch
1:23:25
middle butt yeah it would look better with the middle part because then this hair isn't like doing this you know
1:23:31
should I try it again with the middle part oh
1:23:38
[ __ ] it
1:23:44
okay you know when I say middle part I don't mean a middle pot what I'm gonna do is
1:23:49
just tie my hair all the way oh [ __ ] it I'll try the middle part
1:24:03
is this good I look like Lord farquad
1:24:10
I really did for like a second there right
1:24:30
but um I'll fix the [ __ ] strands in a second little wispies
1:24:42
this is good I feel like this might look bad
1:24:58
um
1:25:04
bro how this is so [ __ ] annoying surely like the girls that wear those like these like strands like this is
1:25:11
what they look like all the time and then take a photo they go like you know because there's no way that's
1:25:17
just in your face all the time they've got to be they're doing Goblin mode like 99 of the time I refuse to believe that
1:25:23
it's anything besides that oh my God fellas oh
1:25:29
those girls cut them shorter it doesn't matter if they're shorter they're in the middle of my [ __ ] face so like they just droop inside my field of vision
1:25:38
sucks huh
1:25:44
no never mind definitely do you do a hair bun I don't if I do anything I just do the whole
1:25:51
thing like back so like off camera I just look like like dude I remember right okay take it out hold on because
1:25:56
this is actually it's just the shit's getting my face before I'm gonna make my hair greasy but like
1:26:01
essentially what I do like off camera is I'll put like a little hair like band on that I constantly run out of but I put
1:26:08
like a little hair band on and I remember I was with soda in the hotel room in in London and I remember I said
1:26:14
like yeah usually my hair is on stream it's more like this you know look cute and then I said and then a home I do
1:26:19
this and then I put my hair back in a hair band and just like that and then soda said yeah it's yeah that's
1:26:25
awful it's better it's better the other way so you know I'm going based on that
1:26:30
as fact Maybe
1:26:36
but
1:26:42
imagine a clueless Soul just press on the stream thinking you're a girl and they suddenly hear your voice yeah that happens an awful lot and it's always
1:26:48
kind of funny to me Nails close up oh yeah I can just do that
1:26:53
here's them
1:26:59
what do you think okay bro can you see my little callus my finger there
1:27:05
from my years of hard work and then I got this one right there from lifting away to the gym wrong
1:27:13
like two days ago it's red still
1:27:18
well you can really see the difference in my Knuckles on camera this is the one where I used to punch [ __ ] when I was um
1:27:25
uh uh weird hours back in a level before I dropped out you can see I like
1:27:30
difference my Knuckles are we're like it's like scarring and [ __ ] on like these
1:27:36
or because you like I punched wrong and I'm like doing a hook right so I'm hitting all these Knuckles whenever I
1:27:42
was doing that [ __ ] it was [ __ ] up long knuckle it's all these three
1:27:48
excited yeah bone fracture no never did that show you Palm again
1:27:54
I'm gonna read my damn I'm gonna read my [ __ ] fortune peewee
1:27:59
oh it's Palm
1:28:08
I get why they do that that's cute this one's the chat so cute
1:28:16
oh God even ugh I need to hold a gun just to get over that one minute okay oh man hold on
1:28:24
that was a lot
1:28:30
don't worry it's fake it's fake twitch either it's fake or um
1:28:35
anyone else hear that ringing why is there a hole in the wall yeah how old are you 22.
1:28:45
oh John Wick you like press this light oh [ __ ] God damn it didn't do the time I got stuck last time I went to like press
1:28:51
it down and then like you know yeah
1:28:57
so how still I already did the house throw I'm sorry you missed it buddy I've been live for like an hour and a half on that set up so I'll be so we
1:29:05
you're the sexiest 22 year old I've ever seen ever
1:29:13
ton
1:29:20
ever that's a that's big man that's kind of that's a lot you never seen like
1:29:26
I don't know who's like a really hot woman who's the [ __ ] from the Transformers movies
1:29:33
Megan something Megan Fox or is that a different one Megan Fox yeah
1:29:40
I don't know how old she was in that ship but like yeah you ever seen Scarlett Johansson brother dude that
1:29:46
shit's um Scarlett Johansson pretty you're prettier than Megan Fox okay now
1:29:52
you just okay listen they're good compliments when I think they're true when I know you're lying then it doesn't
1:29:58
work you're gonna need to like a little bit of comfort you can't compare me to like [ __ ]
1:30:04
some a literal like the has been called the
1:30:10
hottest woman on Earth if I if you compare me to someone that has been in like a magazine for being
1:30:16
hot then I'm not going to believe you Megan Fox's weird thumbs she did have
1:30:22
weird thumbs right Madison Beer is like yeah
1:30:28
she's that Madison beer in my head is like top tier Jessica Nigri may be better
1:30:36
Jessica nigri's great man she's [ __ ] Jessica need you pretty cool
1:30:43
and then like um and then probably
1:30:51
Jensen Ackles as a as a follow-up of a hottest hottest hottest people
1:30:58
alive childhood Crush for sure for sure yep
1:31:03
just couldn't agree definitely the childhood Crush man sorry Jessica I don't know like Jessica follows me on Twitter so there's like a
1:31:10
small chance she sees some of this and oh my God I think I've said it like three times that she's like she was like
1:31:16
my like teenage crush and holy [ __ ] if that information gets back to her
1:31:24
I don't know I'd have to block her I don't know I could never speak to her again
1:31:32
but now good Lord
1:31:41
Chris Evans is literally I don't know about Chris Evans man I don't think Chris Evans looks very good I mean it
1:31:46
looks great but like listen dude to dude sort of thing I don't think Chris Evans is anyone's like
1:31:52
go-to like straight dude like you know like guy Crush sort of [ __ ]
1:31:58
oh I'm gonna I'm gonna beat Chris Evans mid yeah what which Chris what do you mean Chris Evans man are there two Chris
1:32:04
Evans [ __ ] Captain America bro I think he's like he looks good it's just not like
1:32:12
he just hits different it's weird you know I'm not insulting his looks or anything
1:32:18
he's a great looking guy it's just not for me dude you know like I'm talking about this like
1:32:25
what okay well there is something a little ironic about me really living up to this
1:32:32
character of like [ __ ] the the gals chatting on a FaceTime call talking about boys
1:32:41
it makes it a little more like it does make it a little more gay um
1:32:47
Chris Chris Evans is a radio DJ okay he's also [ __ ] Captain America
1:32:54
bro it's like saying it's like oh Finn he's like a knife reviewer he's like
1:33:00
dude like yeah also like you pick the least
1:33:06
known anyway oh dude you wanna have my heart attack because I just noticed his name pop up
1:33:12
and chat Pedro Pascal while I get it not for me not for me
1:33:18
like I don't know man he's like I don't know I'm sorry believe bro it's
1:33:27
not like an old thing I don't mind if like a dude's like I guess like I I like who's all is Jensen Ackles I don't know
1:33:34
he's got a beard like it's not that that's racist are you joking
1:33:40
there's like you don't like bedroom straight dude doesn't want to [ __ ] Pedro Pascal racism
1:33:47
um Pascal is hot I wanna head just from the dudes here though man's Mickelson no
1:33:54
well
1:34:00
he's just not the favorite man like if like okay here's how I'd rank him right
1:34:06
it's like I I can't even name anything it's dudes in terms of good looking to me anyway
1:34:12
like in my like class maybe what I'd aim for at some point Pedro Pascal is not like number
1:34:20
Pedro Pascal is like number five you know like if I was aiming for a look at
1:34:25
some point it would probably be like Robert Pattinson
1:34:33
okay five is still high five is high but that's what I mean like Pedro Pascal is
1:34:38
not any not even in my top three like but five is pretty high in terms of dudes I haven't thought no one's pitched
1:34:45
me many dudes to rank Robert Patterson seems Cool Henry Cavill also up there Henry Cavill rates higher than Eddie
1:34:52
Redmayne now get him out of here don't like him weird face he's too British don't like him Steve Buscemi want one
1:35:00
Tom Holland same thing two British weird face family UK two two British sorry
1:35:09
mainly just too British sorry um
1:35:14
Gordon Ramsay two British Dan Howell
1:35:20
bro like what am I doing here now
1:35:26
dude can we rate women like can we move to women maybe because
1:35:34
oh no this is getting a little it's getting a little fruity I don't I don't know I don't wanna I don't want to act like I don't want to be
1:35:41
I wouldn't want to seem like like I wouldn't want to see him [ __ ] fruity or anything bro I wouldn't want to that'd be weird
1:35:48
Kim Kardashian two American weird face
1:35:54
no Jake's fine women but we can objectify men do a Lipa I just haven't seen much of
1:36:00
them Jamie Oliver's too British weird face um
1:36:08
Kanye I don't like the way it looks I agree with everything he's ever said
1:36:13
um
1:36:28
let's see okay it's weird to rank women it's it's it was weird to rank man it
1:36:33
was weird to rank women okay let's I mean
1:36:39
are literally interesting um I was twitch I wasn't playing with them they turned sideways like
1:36:48
and moved them upright The Joker what
1:36:56
Daniel Craig two British weird face ah just too British ah no he's like a good
1:37:02
British Daniel Craig actually
1:37:10
looking dude I can't fault Daniel Craig you know what I mean
1:37:15
go to bed no we don't want to talk more about boys okay [ __ ] it I'm gonna do this forever
1:37:23
if I don't put it put an end put an end to talking about fellas based on looks
1:37:29
yeah what do you [ __ ] okay Boys you've seen my okay now you've seen me in like
1:37:34
a normal setting also I'm not really tired I'm just I've not been up for too long
1:37:41
you see ah oh my God you see that I am now big I am
1:37:49
now strong and big wait what time is it it's like [ __ ] two three five I don't know it's like full I'm assuming
1:37:58
yeah four Alexa what time is it it's 401 a.m 401 thank you honey okay
1:38:09
wait are any of these lights color changing
1:38:17
Alexa Set photo booth to red okay oh my God it did holy [ __ ] did you
1:38:25
notice that at all Alexa Set photo booth to Pink okay oh
1:38:32
I can make that even more oh [ __ ] it it's kind of nice pink I like to set photo booth to Blue
1:38:40
[ __ ] she didn't hear me uh what's a better color anyway Than Blue
1:38:51
good black purple Alexa Set photo booth to purple
1:38:59
okay oh Alexa Set photo booth to 100 okay that already is
1:39:05
I mean purple's good it really doesn't change much though if I said it's a red now I'd probably
1:39:11
change a lot I like purple it's more sleepy I hate the color purple and anything
1:39:17
other than lighting like on anything on your face it's nasty like even designed
1:39:23
like stuff oh give me the other lights I don't know how Alexa uh set kitchen
1:39:28
lights to 50 percent okay that real like the iPhone just adjusts I
1:39:35
can't even change this one because it's not a smart light the only two are like those in that
1:39:40
Alexa turn off kitchen lights okay
1:39:45
yeah it doesn't change anything I kind of look what do you think looks better with on or off it seems better on
1:39:51
but it's more sleepy time it's more sleepy time without
1:40:04
someone in chat literally said yawn and it may be yawn it's a little [ __ ] it doesn't take anything to do like
1:40:10
contagious yawn thing to green or no greens looks shitty
1:40:17
green looks bad on everyone there's never a good photo with green I don't know what it is with like skin tones oh
1:40:22
I think someone just gifted subs thank you on a resubbed I don't know what happened thank you for the
1:40:27
money of some sort how are we at 3 000 viewers
1:40:35
what the [ __ ] happened oh thank you for the sub I think that's a sub
1:40:42
the hey guy hey man nice for any cyclic color yeah it's the same
1:40:48
reason why I don't like purple like I don't like purple because it makes you seem like purple and black lipsticks make you seem like a dead body
1:40:54
it's weird to me it sets off like some vital flight in me you know you would have just 100 sent my [ __ ]
1:41:02
boobs These suck okay soda's dming me something that I
1:41:08
can't say I don't know if so does here right now but like like if I Tab out of this app
1:41:14
soda it's gonna crash the Stream PEX sorry my pecs
1:41:20
my packs that I keep in a bra and is separate from my body
1:41:27
this time they're literally like actually this time it makes more sense
1:41:33
because they literally are tits they're just not like mine all real
1:41:41
if I took them out they'd be my pecs I could take them out for a bit and then it'd be fine I could just show you guys
1:41:47
my nipples and I wouldn't I'd be fine I'm not gonna do that by the way
1:41:52
just FYI sorry ain't gonna happen not gonna happen do it count
1:41:58
you can't [ __ ] get me to show you my titties you can't get me to show you
1:42:04
anything by saying by calling me a coward well you could but like not now I don't
1:42:10
want to get a banned on Twitch I don't have an idea
1:42:17
I'm gonna be kind of isn't it kind of hot I'm like a little oh [ __ ] you can't even really see
1:42:26
oh like
1:42:33
my little shooter my big my big Shooters all right my big giant big shooter my 19
1:42:40
or 11 inch long shooter did that's pretty big man it's like it's
1:42:47
like that Big Barrel Big Barrel my big barrel shoot at my big boy big big barrel shooter not 4.3 big giant big
1:42:56
[ __ ] you you're on a little hot cushion by the way I'd love to show you how cute this little cushion I have but it's like
1:43:02
kind of broken I remember but someone must have sent it mix I don't know I didn't buy it but like
1:43:07
basically fluffy gray cart cushion it's very sweet look I'll show you
1:43:13
look at this
1:43:18
it's so soft too it's so soft but it is like
1:43:24
whoops how you doing down there buddy I'm sorry I dropped you when I press press the button
1:43:32
okay I'm still fine
1:43:37
that's broken foreign
1:43:49
skincare routine dude my skincare routine is okay I actually dude so when
1:43:54
I get my eyelashes done there's like a dermatologist next door right she does like a bunch of skin treatments and [ __ ] and so we popped into her because I was
1:44:01
like yeah dude I like some random like so by the way I listen bodies you'll see my all look you'll see a lot of my why
1:44:07
is my hair being wet you'll see a lot of my like imperfections and [ __ ] on um
1:44:14
website to Electric Boogaloo on my battle pass you'll see a lot of my imperfections but yeah I got like random
1:44:21
like scars or something right I was like like I've had like microderm or something something deals with scars so
1:44:27
I popped into her and I said like hey you do you do such a thing and she said well yeah and she asked me about my
1:44:33
skincare routine and I told him my skincare routine she was like nice so you don't need any help there I was like
1:44:41
pretty cool pretty cool pretty epic um
1:44:46
kind of nice but a little cleanser and [ __ ]
1:44:52
this is all my natural hair no extensions the extensions of this issue like you can't scratch oh my God
1:44:58
oh dude like a little back of the head scratched like that with these nails man
1:45:04
oh my God bro I'm so jealous of everyone that's not me like everyone that's
1:45:11
everyone that could have a head scratch for me that like because I can't do it I
1:45:17
can't give myself a head scratch like because it doesn't it doesn't work but I need like my like fake nails and [ __ ] I
1:45:24
give great head scratches I am also very good at it generally it's like a you know
1:45:31
long fingers and [ __ ] too you know
1:45:39
very long fingers yeah yeah very good at head scratching got lots of reach
1:45:45
long arms long everything man Freddy Krueger looking hands hell yeah but you know that Freddy Krueger looking [ __ ] can do
1:45:52
Bang Your Head scratches you want to know what women like head scratches you know what literally everyone on Earth
1:45:57
likes head scratches [ __ ] that's where I win that's whether that's
1:46:03
where Andrew Tate loses [ __ ] that's where the alpha males are not up to scratch they can't truly be ladies
1:46:10
men bro because they don't have acrylic nails onto scratch heads and backs and
1:46:16
[ __ ] man Everyone likes that [ __ ] you think you think [ __ ] Andrew Tate you think top G has ever given his lady a little head
1:46:23
scratch never definitely not and if he has it would be a shitty one because the
1:46:28
[ __ ] don't have acrylic nails although that'd be kind of funny hey so I'm going to tear this thing off of your ass okay
1:46:36
oh my God apparently no I'm not knife
1:46:41
just always on hand because this little thing's weird
1:46:51
someone should really send me a stitch Ripper I don't own one it's a miracle no one's ever someone
1:46:59
perfect foreign
1:47:24
circumcised oh God that's so [ __ ] weird that you likened his little tag to
1:47:29
a foreskin bro I am against
1:47:36
I'm personally against
1:47:42
small fluffy um what are they [ __ ] called plushy
1:47:47
circumcisions I'm sorry curly umbilical cord oh my God
1:47:55
I saw someone say bro has two I don't know what it was anyway
1:48:00
PO box below he was all the head scratches you want head scratches chat oh
1:48:12
I don't know if that's ASMR or just um what's the [ __ ] word
1:48:19
uh parasocial one of those two no idea
1:48:25
I'm not here to be your girlfriend simulator for free
1:48:34
anyway you gotta you gotta pay for that you
1:48:40
gotta um that's that's that's that's over on Twitter
1:48:48
girlfriend Tycoon oh dude not for free but for 20 a month yeah that's for the battle pass
1:48:54
GF simulator in the battle pass a lot of people just warned me that like DMS are going to be a ton of issues and [ __ ] but
1:49:00
like I I so from like Twitter right I don't get too many too many DMs
1:49:06
they'll be fine right like if I get like 10 DMS a day on Twitter
1:49:13
and I look at them all they're fine I could respond to them but like they usually like kind of [ __ ]
1:49:19
fdm is going to be worse because people are desperate well it's also like I guess they've paid to access me which is
1:49:26
fair enough and I'll answer them it's just like I just don't know how big of a thing it's gonna be
1:49:31
sorry I'm being crossed so I remember being a little gross
1:49:36
fdm's at hell oh really [ __ ] I still don't want to know do you think you'll ever be a full guy again if so when I
1:49:42
mean what do you mean be a full guy again like I'm not dude what the [ __ ]
1:49:48
you can't see me and go like oh yeah dude that's
1:49:55
I'm not I'm fine [ __ ] you I am
1:50:02
I am big I am big guy I'm big scary guy
1:50:12
nose picker no scratcher mole like Buster you get it right
1:50:24
you're gonna get staff to help you with the battle pass I don't think I don't think so maybe if I'm away then I might
1:50:31
have someone to like send a DM that's like sorry [ __ ] away
1:50:37
but like if I don't want to have like I don't want to have someone managing it that seems cringe you know
1:50:45
I don't want to like because if someone else is doing it it's so not personal so like yeah I'll just like I'll be
1:50:52
doing it myself I think that'd be kind of fun maybe if I'm streaming it might be good to have someone that's like yeah Finn's
1:50:58
[ __ ] live right now and he's not gonna respond to you might be maybe they do a bit of like accountancy work you
1:51:04
know that'd be funny
1:51:10
or like I don't know oh I might get someone to do like
1:51:15
uh dmca claims and [ __ ] so like every every now and then yeah like just in
1:51:21
case like I don't know you get you can get like you can like send a lawyer
1:51:26
after [ __ ] everyone that like I don't know set some [ __ ] up to see the photos for free which is kind of funny so they
1:51:32
can just like automatically do that and just like also boom it's great tons of people do it very fun may do that
1:51:41
of account personal account dude that'd be funny I want like an assistant to take the
1:51:47
photos for me like that'd be funny like someone comes around to my house every day oh dude like I've heard that's like what
1:51:53
amaranth does right like she's got a like a photographer assistant thing like she'll come over and like
1:51:59
shoot the things she'll like pick the outfit for her that's what I want like a stylist and photographer all in one
1:52:07
assistant to the match assistant to the regional manager I
1:52:12
think even the bits hell yeah that'll make sense you hiring
1:52:18
I don't know man it's gonna be really hard to find someone that would like want to pick an outfit for me every day and then like take a photo of me looking
1:52:24
like scantily clad in it you know it's gonna be rough it's a hard job to fill
1:52:39
pay I don't know a couple million a year something small it'd be like starter salary I guess
1:52:53
uh I'd fill up [ __ ] damn bro maybe worth it
1:53:00
oh
1:53:07
I any [ __ ] I think it's about time to go to sleep
1:53:13
you sound sleepy yeah I got this sleep caught up to me like about a minute ago so I reckon it's
1:53:19
about time thank you for coming to my little impromptu little thing I hope you enjoyed my little house tour and [ __ ]
1:53:25
it's kind of fine dude the photo I took earlier and [ __ ] little EP
1:53:31
um the photo I took earlier is like not terrible I'll post it just out of the thing of it like on March 1st that will
1:53:38
be one of the photos up okay it's not a great photo but it's an okay
1:53:43
photo okay so just remember this moment you know it will be the on March 1st
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that photo will be there I'll do like yeah it should be good I'll boost some saturation [ __ ] we'll be fine
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anyway fellas you gotta excuse it because I wasn't like posing very well so like my
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ass looks like [ __ ] all right boys I will see you good night I have uh now listen I don't
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know how to end this stream I'm gonna try there's a big stop button that's gotta
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do it but I pressed up with before and it didn't do it so all right this may not work so this might be cringy if it
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doesn't but anyway um bye love the [ __ ] uh love you oh god oh dude this feels too much like a
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FaceTime call I hate it man like like I defaulted because I'm on my phone oh God
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don't like that that felt weird oh god let's end it quickly bye