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two months on new account POG F1 and then gremlin
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happy birthday [Music]
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fourth day oh [Music]
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wear something snazzy for our eight-month anniversary
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three months on your B-day Park foreign
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happy birthday [Music]
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oh damn foreign
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happy birthday June foreign
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happy birthday to the totally manly man [Music]
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thank you
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hey [ __ ] dude holy [ __ ] okay let me fill you in a
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little bit before I do this let me give you this hold on okay
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[ __ ] should I do one goo should I do this on camera oh my God anyway hello one second let me pop let me sit down
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ah I I don't want to necessarily show you exactly let me let me make sure my
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framing let's see one sec uh yeah holy [ __ ] okay that'll do it I
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think let me brush my hair how we doing dude was there a pic of a
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12 year old girl on the left are you [ __ ] kidding me that is a I don't know how old I was in that I think 17 17
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year old [ __ ] Giga Chad that like it it's kind of upsetting that the oldest photos of me are the ones
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that I look the most masculine but you know [ __ ] it I didn't work out after I turned like
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content and no regrets hell yeah anyway [ __ ] I haven't done any makeup I
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haven't done anything I got a thing okay let me make sure the framing again framing good all right
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oh hello what's up I got my eyelashes done although they look a little goofy because they just got out the shower I
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was shaving my legs I wanted to be smooth okay I can't move for a second
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there's definitely not something behind me um so
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okay do you spot do you see this all that down there that is about what you can see on I
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couldn't fit the presents that you guys sent me in this room
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I couldn't fit the amount of [ __ ] that you I couldn't fit the amount of [ __ ] that you sent in this room some of it
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like will have to stay downstairs like I've gotta go grab need a bigger room yes I live in tiny little British Hut uh
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okay however I did oh [ __ ] your birthday boy oh yeah
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let me fill you in on something uh it's not technically my birthday but I'm gonna be away for my birthday [ __ ] can I
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talk about it what I'm doing because there's been an update uh
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there's been an update on what up uh where I'm gonna be 21st my real birthday is 21st well today is the 17th year old
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I know I'm old [ __ ] can we uh I'm I'll be there for
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your birthday I know you'll be there soda I'm on about if I can tell them who the other
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the others that will be there I might think hey by the way what am I allowed to talk about
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but i x
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I guess
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oh they're responding they're respawning they're spawning hold on chat I'm gonna get a yes or no it's very likely the
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answer is yes it's also likely that like I might have to check
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hold on hold on they're typing they're typing they're typing they're typing they're typing oh [ __ ]
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if they're typing for this long it's not gonna be like the answer of like oh yeah say whatever you want okay
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uh well [ __ ] let me tell you about one thing uh I have a tradition on my
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birthday
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that responded sort of
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oh okay I can all right [ __ ] all right I can tell you I can't tell
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you all the details but I can tell you a lot okay here's what I'm doing for my [ __ ] birthday this year anyway uh by
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the way soda just before you say anything can't say location of anything can't tell you where I'm gonna be but I
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can tell you that like who I'm gonna be with imma be in a [ __ ] Mr Beast video dude
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uh a real one main Channel dude a [ __ ] we're going on
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we're going on a trip uh me and Chris dude me me Chris and soda
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and unknown others are going on a trip worth
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an ungodly amount of money and I and it's in a I can't tell you where
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I can't tell you back it's gonna spoil the video but like it's good it's [ __ ] is it abroad maybe
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who knows maybe it's in England I don't know maybe who knows it could be anyway uh
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my streamer is mainstream mainstreamer more like not Antarctica I [ __ ] hope
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not uh uh but yeah it's a place that I could
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tell you and you'll be like oh not in the USA okay but listen [ __ ] it's still fresh okay that hurts still a
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little bit oh [ __ ] I didn't enable Media Share or streamlabs even um I've just enabled it just for actually no let me just say all it for
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now and I'll replay but uh it's in a cool place I can't tell you why but I'm gonna hang
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out with Chris that's gonna be great she's [ __ ] awesome it's gonna be so good it's gonna be so
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good I can't wait to meet Chris it's gonna be so [ __ ] fun we're gonna do such uh cool [ __ ] we're gonna wear [ __ ] skirts everywhere apparently and
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Chris obviously down with that so nice well you get declined again no you just
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get to well let's not talk about American pieces anyway uh yeah that's
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[ __ ] that's what I'm doing and so just coming that's been the biggest [ __ ] news I
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haven't uh I haven't been the biggest [ __ ] news let's check this as a thing anyway uh do you want to see what's behind me
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hold on let me zoom in hello wow look at my skincare that I've sort of let go to
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ship but now I'm I've been on top of just two months from three years I'm so shiny look at me I have moisturized wow
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I'm so cool I'm like seeing so clear do you want to [ __ ] ruin my skin two months slow okay let me tell you about
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to to make this work I need to tell you about something I have had a tradition for the last
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I don't remember how long like three years or something four or five years every day on my birthday I will have
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pizza I will have whiskey I will tell all of my friends I'm very sorry I'm gonna do whatever the [ __ ] I want today I don't want to do any work and uh like
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ah I'll be I'll have that and my mom will always make me a little bit of cake and it's very fun but I decided I don't
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want I'm gonna be away four months I made me some cake and I saw uh I saw a funny little thing in a video
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is there a funny thing in a Netflix series called killing Eve one of the main characters um gets like a ludicrous cake on their
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birthday just because why the [ __ ] not um
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do you want to see my cake I'm not that way hold on not in that way Chad That's Tony I'm here a long time
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one sec do you wanna see you do you want to see the cake I'm gonna move out the way now
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oh yes frame [Laughter]
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out of frame holy [ __ ]
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it was my height like that it's so big it's a five-tier cake
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and it's bright [ __ ] pink um it's it's literally the exact same shade
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as the chair like the exact same [ __ ] they're like shade did you thank Daddy for this oh yeah so
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here's the story behind it uh I watched that series with ten and like I showed
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that immediately as soon as the scene popped up I was like I'm doing that that's gotta be it and then said like I'll get you that for your birthday so
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this is courtesy of 10. fun fact this is courtesy this is a this is a 10 gift to
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me um you know just in case you haven't heard of them uh you know
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giant [ __ ] part of the streams yeah he done a good friend of mine yeah we're gonna throw me a cake and oh dude
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there's um the person that made the cake I didn't get to meet them because I was asleep when they delivered it but
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the person that made the cake has a tick tock Channel [ __ ] that I don't remember oh [ __ ] if I
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type in like cake will it autocomplete no [ __ ] okay hold on let me see what this channel is
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I don't know if they have like if they did like a photo or something of it
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let's see I don't know if they I don't know if they've uploaded a little video of it or not oh my god dude sorry I'm just
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scrolling through the picture of the cake updates but yeah like look here's them
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hold on this is them this is the person that was working on the cake right there she's a little she's
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cake decorator and Baker on over on Tick Tock really [ __ ] cool let me find their name cakes for
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oop cakes four oh
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uh cakes for you by Jules I think and then the I think this is it yeah
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yeah this is like her backup one where she did the actual live stream but like dude she does so much cool stuff on it
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big shout out to her [ __ ] epic I don't know I don't think that she's said anything about or she's uploaded because
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I sort of want to see I watched the live stream it was like a six hour long live stream I don't think she's uploaded anything on
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it though no I don't think she's double or anything but pay attention maybe she will drop the link in chat uh
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uh they are Gamers and then she has like a backup one that's just her exact name and then back up but yeah
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what I'm so excited to see if it's actually good
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so before I do yeah I don't got lots of presents and [ __ ] to open let me reply down still at
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work but just want to wish you a very happy birthday buddy Mr Beast Punk hope
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you have fun [ __ ] yeah hell yeah I will and I shall I've got so
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much cake door cake to eat uh cake to open and presents please tell me what your hair and skin care routine is
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please I'm [ __ ] around with them actually right now so if I tell you an answer it might be different by like
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literally uh tomorrow I even did something different today
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um I will have a more concrete schedule I went to a dermatologist and they basically said like all the stuff that I
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should be doing and then I'm not doing currently so I'm gonna fix my [ __ ] and then let you know okay
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okay I think this is where we're at got it all right replayed all of them okay I can't believe it's been eight months
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since I subscribed yeah yeah neither I don't know why people stick
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around so long now and then sup happy birthday to the
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totally married you missed 150 Subs what the [ __ ] huh
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oh dude that doesn't pop up in my little [ __ ] mini feed on streamlabs who the [ __ ] gifted 150 Subs
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hey who
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sap witch holy [ __ ] thank you what the [ __ ] oh yeah I see it safwich there you
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go on the [ __ ] Jesus Christ thank you man you missed a hundred dollar donut 31 months of femboy content I may have no
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regrets the Mr Beast Park one thing I think even remem your name's still so God I'm hard always still this time
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later but [ __ ] yeah Mr Beastie okay [ __ ] I will
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dude okay look I wanna produce content for you and I want to be funny however
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for being a source of high quality entertainment during these trying times I don't know about high quality I cannot
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get by without trying this [ __ ] cake because this room smells like cake because it's been in here like today
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it's been in here for like half the day or for like at least like six hours now so I wanna i i 26 months I want some
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cake for two years now I'm gonna I'm gonna get some first thank you for being amazing and beautiful I'm gonna get my
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face in the background of Mr Goose video I'll feel a sense of joy and accomplishment same I don't think I'll I don't know if I'll actually be in the
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video like I'll be in the you know what I mean like I'll be doing all the [ __ ] with them but I don't know they might not approved me to be in the Final Cut
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You Never Know anyway can I get a slice of cake will you
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forgive me if I get a slice of cake uh yeah happy birthday Finn I'm gonna cut it
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with the [ __ ] sword today is a little spicy I mean really spicy
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yeah it's good right I know a good gift bro what the [ __ ] happened
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this is definitely not Chris did you see my idea about the [ __ ] god Icarus
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alternatively I could Forge you one and deliver it oh my God is this one of your many like random backup accounts on
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Twitch so you can just stream [ __ ] hell like that thank you Chris for Mr Beast birthday cake they yeah
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there you go okay they just like 19 months
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yeah Chris yeah she just messaged me saying like [ __ ] um did my gifted Subs not go through because there's such
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a [ __ ] you're [ __ ] you thank you I can't wait to see you in an unknown place it's gonna be very fun
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anyway I'm gonna get that [ __ ] I wanna I don't have a plate this is gonna be so gross you mean a gremlin house oh
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wait chat I can just oh
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I can just lift it this is like a plate and then they all stack up onto oh and
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then I think this is all cake there's no [ __ ] way this is edible
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wait is it it's on the cake
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no it is not edible wow okay so that's not why would you put
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it today is my birthday hope yours will begin but why okay but is the rest of it is
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this setup like they did that happy predated birthday princess hope you like
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the present I sent you
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there's no way that's edible it can't be don't eat glass why not tell me why there's this big ringer of the edge
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though like okay this there's no way this is edible okay because that's this is metal I'm
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guessing yes that's metal okay [ __ ] man there should be warnings on
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this [ __ ] okay with the same birthday oh actually no my
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birthday's on the 21st but the they're not candles they're like just I don't I'm not gonna I don't have a I do have a
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way to start a fire but I don't have any candles should I just start a fire
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yeah island is hidden a treasure chest Island
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okay I I didn't quite so happy birthday bun I didn't quite think you were though
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didn't quite grasp that but oh no from three years can I tell you what I'm
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doing because I don't want to be on Mr BEAST's bad side I don't know if he'll hire Hitman he knows an assassin
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apparently best two months LOL they know assassins he made a video with an assassin I'm gonna [ __ ] with that guy
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[ __ ] Jimmy Donaldson he's gonna [ __ ] kill me anyway down in the four months already all right
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I want some what do I cut it with I don't want to cut it with this this is my nice cool knife I need like oh I have
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a chef knife folding here a long time but this is a newer account so I'm glad to have been with you for this long you deserve the light of your life
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hell yeah dude what if this explodes this is such a soft cake what
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okay this is a way you know what screw it I'm not gonna do a little slice I'm gonna go
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like I'm gonna cross section it whoa
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[ __ ] yeah dude hold on 33 months of this what if this tastes
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like garbage nice cake in both senses of the word
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oh [ __ ] dude damn I'm gain weight this is a damn good
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cake this Cake's gonna go to my cake dude holy [ __ ] [Music] I don't know I can let's just celebrate
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your birthday this pink stuff not edible I can tell this is hard plastic but like the cake on the inside's really good
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the second most delicious looking cake I've seen today F1 and N heart I'll do
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the cake on the battle pet that was a good photo right right [Music]
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let's just Market it happy birthday Finn what a great gift from 10 Muses have you
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ever wondered where he actually is I made a video starring some notable people from chat that answers that very
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question we gotta watch it dude new Hobbit videos out new
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lawsis I hope you are doing well 28 months Punk
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[ __ ] [ __ ] I'm dude my God
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my [ __ ] Jesus thank you thanks for the 500. dude Chris do you
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see how Delight that was sorry all right thank you Chris [ __ ] Tobit
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what do I SP dude I gotta go spend 500 now oh my God thank you I don't know
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what to [ __ ] say that's so sweet we gotta see The Hobbit video at some point today chat this might be a long
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stream I gotta I gotta watch it because I've been hearing rumors about it
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you say he slash himbo my pronouns are why I want to believe that's what that said
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bimbo slash bimbo himbo everyone he slash him but would be fine
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hold on [Music]
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I apologize Finn your present is running late and will arrive unwrapped hopefully
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it will be a nice surprise for another day happy birthday
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also by the way I have no idea also [ __ ] yeah f1s shut up cotton
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I can't wait until this is so much cake like just this little bit on top is like
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too much for me and I've got and then there's more on like I don't know if I'm
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gonna finish this bit this top bit and then there's all of this and then there's all of that
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happy birthday you big manly egg like in my thank you in my wait what okay hold
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on in my head shut up in my head I could eat this like entirely
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but I know physically I can't this one's gonna help you finish yeah this is like what what the [ __ ] this is
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like where I like clap my hands and like a bunch of people show up and eat the cake with me oh my God Club admitting to being like
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shut the [ __ ] up let's don't let Amoy get a hold of him oh yeah celebrating early this is really
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good cake I'm not paying attention to anything else I'm staring at the cake oh damn is that
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how you guys feel about me [ __ ]
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dude okay guys look guys I don't you there's never mind this
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cake decorate isn't [ __ ] there's glitter everywhere um can I eat your cake
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you can have a little bit I'll shift a little bit out for everyone thank you I've not subbed for the hundred gifted Subs
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I'm such a sub I wonder if he is up now well at least I'm in good company here
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F1 and then heart oh yeah you're with an army of them
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an army of Fanboys oh my [ __ ] okay
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um [ __ ] what should I do today I've got a bunch of presents to open I wonder if I should spend the [ __ ] we should go
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shopping I should go to like dress shopping what are the odds happy 23 oh [ __ ] pretty manly man F1 and then heart
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dude I have a [ __ ] birthday dress that I've been saving for a bit six months
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I haven't worn it specifically because I wanted to wear it on my birthday although I'm kind of I'm gonna get real bloated after today so maybe I should
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wear it and then order pizza happy birthday thank you for being you smile
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please put on do you want to see it do you want to see it or should I just get like what should I do I could show at
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you and then get dressed or what can I do thanks Alex yeah
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what do let me grab the let me grab the dress oh damn all right [ __ ]
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I am thank you again Alex did you shove and then immediately gift five gifted Subs the thing's [ __ ] blue I didn't
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want to go super pink because you know cakes pink nails are pink everything's pink so I've got this really nice soft
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cake for a soft kitten bow open back dress
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not a kitten I am bigger manly [ __ ] lion uh
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I got this thing [ __ ] awesome adorable hell yeah what happened
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here let's satellite I know tens here
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ah oh [ __ ] what happened dude
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hello [Music] can we give
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happy early birthday to you you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Finn
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happy birthday to you you I love you congratulations on another year around
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the Sun so happy you exist and you survived another Curtis party face
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oh did ten holy [ __ ] hey ten the battle pass thank you for the [ __ ] Contra
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gifted Subs I just saw oh my God chat why are you so horny you went from saying 10 to then saying Daddy's baby
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yeah bro um of course it's chassis keep dude we
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gotta keep 10 away from chassis this is like to eat the entire case to show on the battle pass
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yeah that's how that works it's like if I eat anything else no no that goes that goes straight to your belly but when you eat cake it goes to your aunt goes to
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your cake hey Finn if I get to Global Elite before CS2 comes out M silver will you release
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a femboy guide oh [ __ ] I don't think I think I'm I from talking
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to more people like soda I think I'm just like oh it's actual birthday so this will have
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to do okay happy early birthday and have fun with Mr Beast Chris soda and the
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others hell yeah
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not sure if Mr Beast will be there himself if Kirk's mine oh yeah I'm definitely gonna bring some to uh on the
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place [Music] day princess
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happy birthday nice cake
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there's only people messaging me because I think it's my actual birthday have you received my package of weaponized hrts
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what the [ __ ] do you mean weaponized HRT oh my God who's that guy was it Michael
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Reeves that made the glue gun the hot glue gun best kinda Army emo was that
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the thing thanks thank you for the [ __ ] thousand bits by the way was it that guy
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was it Michael Reeves in which case we could definitely weaponize HRT because it's like you can get it in a liquid
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form happy birthday Finn and thank you for sure with us on the battle pass smile
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okay oh I should have dude how did I not make that joke I'm gonna make that joke on my actual birthday oh damn
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there it is assistant [ __ ] there's fence extent forcibly feminizing [ __ ] yeah
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that's the only way to properly do it HRT paintball gun oh
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hi Stakes [ __ ] that's just gonna hit you though you need like HRT in like gas form
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because then you could like powder form because then when it hits the paintball hits it'll like powder eyes and then you
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breathe it in Black Heart you could probably do that can you snort HRT that's some [ __ ] La [ __ ] today
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hey Alex I'm gonna need you to stop streaming and resume until I get off work please and thank you but have a
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real happy birthday how about you I'll be back in like four hours if you're still here maybe how about
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um [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I had a joke so we get to see Finn in her birthday suit wow
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spicy cow lovies I bet they suits a dress God damn it HRT power washer bro
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what I don't think it's oh you could do I guess what do you mean am I subbed
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also you said this was gonna be a PO Box stream yeah yeah this this is not even
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half of the [ __ ] but yeah there's I've got to go I've gotta go uh grab it I've
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seen other people snort I've seen people snort a Shad line of e Adderall and Coke all in one pale blue pile
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two to four months where did the time go but they certainly means naked not quite
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naked I mean it depends if you're paying me twenty dollars
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happy birthday princess I hope you enjoy my cake as much dude I have yours
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dude hey ten seven months of simping hard
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say the line
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oh I'm still eating cake my mouth I'm too my mouth's too full of cake to say the line I can't do it
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do the roll bro all good times for good times like I'll do it I'll do it for
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Good Old Time good good times like back in the beginning did you think
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about the idea of forging your own sword also hide daddy 10 and high mommy cotton nice must be nice for the egg to have
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both his Doms here on his birthday back
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anyway like if you newly make a sword over something long then you're not allowed it or something it's gonna be
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like a Heritage thing anyway [ __ ] let me one minute
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one minute let me find where that was hold on
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okay right [ __ ] I've muted [ __ ]
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again I need water my mouth's full it's like sugar it dries your throat out or something
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hey cotton hey [ __ ] anyway things think the 10 gave me a thousand dollars what was the line again chat I forgot
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totally not stalling foreign
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no I feel like the thing that we're thinking of would
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it's like milk it would like the coat the throat make it all nice [ __ ] anyway um
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hold on let me let me try it okay [ __ ] it
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thank you Daddy for it God [ __ ] I okay
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I hate it so much I hate this so much hold on
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laughs thank you for
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dude dude it's so bad okay [ __ ]
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thank you for the thousand dollars
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I said the line but in multiple pots it's fine it's fine I did the thing I
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did the thing oh is anyone else sweating dude it's so hot in the [ __ ] in you in the UK real quick uh we're all now
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like now nowadays [ __ ]
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huh God damn it where's my cat is there they are I thought I'm just distracting
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myself of something else the editors can fix it it's fine I said the line I said the line you can't say [ __ ] I set the
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line
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I'm not totally convinced The Outsider this is completely
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scam broke God's calling oh [ __ ] on hold on one second
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let me change my audio output right on this holiest of days why are you calling me
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okay first off I don't want you to make fun of me I haven't
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your voice is so [ __ ] no I can see the same thing thank you
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you got so nervous it was adorable okay oh you're so cute
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you're so cute okay all right you actually want to do this right what's happening what are we doing
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I'm sure you could take it you could do it
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hold on yeah
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it's really hard to it's really hard to take you seriously
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you know don't you want this surgery too I do I'm pretty sure you want this surgery too
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but it's so [ __ ] funny because it sounds like I don't know it's like it's
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like the Dom had a cold that day or something you know Santa
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what is it the one where you use what turns into a cat yeah that's me right
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now okay do you want to actually learn how to do this correctly or not I could
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try give me what's the tips you have for me I have lots of tips stick black round
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you know maybe even white I know you like pink a lot I think I'll pick pink looks like okay right [ __ ] to tell me
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the right tell me your advice okay baby girl okay take a deep breath okay oh yeah
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take a deep breath oh you could do it yep uh-huh okay sit up straight okay
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raise your eyebrows what do you say it why that's a straight why it lifts your
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soft palate it lifts your face and makes the sound lighter and higher pitch
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sweetheart so this is actually yeah this is tips to make your voice lighter I was gonna say you're pitched what the [ __ ]
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actually useful thing from cotton instead of just the threat of being you're welcome
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I try to yawn I gotta shake salt into your throat when you're yawning just just yawn okay
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see how the back of your throat opens I'm being serious
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lift that uh-huh lift that what what are you trying to do higher pitch when you
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say lift that what do you mean yeah lift my yawn your ass I want to see it
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thank you sir you seriously for like 30 seconds it's a basketball on my [ __ ] dirt anyways what's up baby
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don't make fun of my [ __ ] voice this is embarrassing anyways okay okay baby girl do you remember the tips
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did you pay attention kitten are you a good listener I am so good yeah you are
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good you're really good aren't you okay yeah okay I want to see you try that
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again okay people paid good money for you to behave okay kid you're such an
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[ __ ] uh I'd like to see yours okay
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let me I'm gonna mute in this goal so I can do it because otherwise I'm not gonna be able to okay all right [ __ ]
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be happy I'm gonna deafen too so I don't get your input are you embarrassed okay
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blow your nose dumbass [Applause]
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she had it she said it rhinoplasty is that a nose jumping so she's got the Rick she's recovering so she's got like
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no splint and everything it's just funny that it's just funny to make fun of
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I don't know if I can now my throat's so tight from laughing at you um okay [ __ ] I'll try it one more time if I
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don't get it this time I'm just not gonna do it okay or if I don't not get it but if I don't if I sound better pug
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I'll give cotton a congrats but like okay we'll try all right [ __ ] it let me
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let me should I try it off camera or should I just try it okay lift the back like the lift the back like the larynx
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and then lift my eyebrows that's a weird tip I haven't heard that
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before okay [ __ ] it let's try it hold on
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I'm just trying to [ __ ] with the she's got this down like inherently but I'm like trying to use my muscles like
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properly like trying to figure it like and thinking about what where my muscles and my mouth are going
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[ __ ] try it all right [ __ ] it what should I say uh
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I'm just gonna say thank you Dad okay oh Christ all right gonna cover thank you no it's like a
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weird thing to move all these muscles around and [ __ ]
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it is weird when you like it's like you know when you you know when you like say to someone um [ __ ] now you're breathing manually
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and they have to you know like it [ __ ] with their brain it's the same thing of like [ __ ] I'm thinking about how my
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throat's moving okay
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all right it's so hard okay okay
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um well it's harder now it's harder now
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that I know tips and [ __ ] thank you Daddy
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God bro dude that that I I ah
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I don't like it it's so bad
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hello cotton oh you did such a good job baby
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really good job huh does that feel good
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oh God shit's falling off like my desk because of that [ __ ] stuff oh
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something hitting the bottom of it the dude pounding even did that go was that better it I can't tell if I thought it
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was better personally but you're a little too uh flustered to actually do it correctly you're a little nervous I'm
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a little [ __ ] yeah a little bit tight yes slightly it's hard
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it's hard it's hard is it actually your birthday I saw that coming in my life my birthday's in yeah
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you will sweetheart my birthday's in four days because I've got to be I've just like I'm I've just gotta be part of
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this Mr Beast video like I I don't want to obviously I don't want to go spend that amount of money on where I'm going
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and [ __ ] but like where are you going Secret
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you coming to Canada I'm not going to Canada we could do this about every country I can't I can't say maybe I'm
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going to Canada who knows I'm definitely not going to do this that's gonna that one's gonna always but yeah I thought
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you couldn't go to the US huh you can't go to the US so I'm not I can say I'm definitely not going to the US
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all right have fun at your Mr Beast video think of me okay oh my [ __ ] [ __ ] all right I'll send the private
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jet don't worry that way oh God I can't wait to ride your private job oh my God okay really
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small okay I thought jokes have fun with the [ __ ] recovery I hope you're doing
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good I'm dying I'll be honestly yeah the [ __ ] apparent nose recovery
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[ __ ] is apparently well I don't think it's like super bad but it's a little rough for the first little bit but for
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the first like two weeks or so but oh my [ __ ] hello um
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did you get all the stuff except for twitch comparison all the stuff except uh I haven't got
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tickets yet didn't they stop like didn't twitch like not do the Creator discount thing and a
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bunch of people were bitching about it on Twitter it's like does it really matter no not at all the people that like are Partners on Twitch can afford
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[ __ ] twitchcon ticket but like hey man twitch come on bro give me like some
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give me something anyway but yeah I'm gonna I should be going to Twitch comparison it should be
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all good it should be very fun I remember those remember those tips kitten the eyebrow
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thing was so that I've literally never heard that before but I guess like taken from hentai voice actor I'll [ __ ]
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take it not like that not take it like that I don't want to take it from the hentai
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voice like you know what I mean like the tip like but not like take the tip from the you know what I mean like I will
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I'll accept the advice
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stumbled through that like um
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all right okay I'm gonna stop eating
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that was glass
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I'm joking
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sorry I'm kidding it's weird that there's like little pieces though I feel like you know the um you know the like
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on the back of like Lego it says oh not for uh kids this young but then for some reason also
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like up to a certain age like you know if they're 99 they're gonna start eating the pieces or if
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they're under four I feel like the four-year-old well like I can't tell what's edible so I'm just fighting [ __ ]
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it's all on it I think that it's only that listen I think it's only dangerous to eat Lego
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if you're like four because then your throat's smaller but like in his adult and as an adult you can totally eat Lego
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your throat's bigger it can handle more stuff going through it
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Eminem um
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[Music] happy birthday Finn thank you for
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letting me lurk here 31 months many more to come Focus
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dude [ __ ] me 30 months safe and I've been a good Lucker on your channel but I
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wanted to say happy birthday while it's not much you've helped me so much and have been a huge inspiration
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brother I'm good man 10. not equipped for wholesomeness today chat
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ah okay with the sword man if I need to cut
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this one I'm cutting with the sword
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I have a guy I can get a ticket I know I have a guy at twitch I can get my I can get my thing I'll be fine I have a guy
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bulgy wallgy I may have got you a present which may contain liquid which
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may contain alcohol oh joy okay
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I wonder if I could sell no uh well happy early birthday fin oh bro should this makeup
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or should I show you some makeup chat
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yeah dude I want this cake so bad good woman caught and down the egg this is my breakfast I haven't eaten yet
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um it's really [ __ ] good dude hey cotton
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[ __ ] yeah Chris it'll look cute [ __ ] god greetings to my little girl Marinella and happy birthday Finn
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to you huh also thank you to your who
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happy birthday oh [ __ ] yeah also happy birthday happy
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birthday [ __ ] yeah dude I'm gonna be oh okay I can't have that [ __ ] page
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opened my bed happy birthday F1 monster I've been a fan of you for a good while from your Tick Tock and YouTube content
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you have an awesome time with the Mr Beast crew it'll be fun it'll be really really fun
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all right [ __ ] I'm gonna do makeup and then we'll start opening stuff have you been in the sun you look like you're a
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bit red no I just sort of am I've okay I don't know if this has always been this way oh
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my god dude I saw a [ __ ] clip of me why did no one oh hell oh thanks for the
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hundred [ __ ] dollars happy birthday Finn awesome looking cake
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and the Towering desert looks good too dude I've gotta let me show you this thing real quick Why did no one tell me
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how I looked back in the day gotta be a war crime or something
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not much bro I didn't say put like a something [ __ ] up in there as well just the HRT just estrogen bro The Good
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the the good stuff the good juice still need to save animal and I from two streams ago
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hold on I'm trying to find this one video it was where I had like I remember
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watching a couple be a good girl for you mommy come on brother
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where did I start cotton and ten should never meet because
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that amount of sexual flirting would cause a cosmic Singularity found it hold
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on I found this video uh I remember I was watching this and I think like dude
50:59
hold on sorry to hear that eggster toy I'm sure I can find you for you to legally get a custom forged sword I
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could make it and bring it when I visit my cousin in Manchester also LOL stuffed nose cotton sounds cute why did nobody
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tell me like Damn I don't remember looking like it was a [ __ ] I don't know there are no strings attached it
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was there was there was no [ __ ] strings attached there was no say the line
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and you donated it [ __ ] how long later happy early birthday Jude please
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don't eat Lego you donated that 12 minutes after the initial one are you [ __ ] you okay
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I blame chat and I blame you but Hello nice to see you again
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like dude look how like shitty my [ __ ] dude why did nobody tell me I look like
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Duck [ __ ] oh I'd replace it they don't know there are no strings attached don't
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[ __ ] make don't don't reiterate dude why no one tell me I looked awful I
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blame you've turned McDonald's off fair I didn't I like uh oh you've got a big throat
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you quit it dude you quit it right [ __ ] now bro I'm so glad that I [ __ ] look at
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the right hold on ah and then
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hold on practice makes perfect princess yeah
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insanely right oh my God you gotta do like uh it's called a glow up it's called it
52:42
it's called getting hot oh my God one thing actually had broad shoulders I do have broad shoulders I
52:50
don't have less broad shoulders whoa maybe I do what
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dude wait hold on I was look at my shoulders there bro you also see how bad
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my skin was back in the day have you been in the sun wait you look like you're a bit red
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I think I replied one twice um what [ __ ] weird
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ah is it just I lost like Maps Jude please
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whoa I'd like look at look at my like my traps look at my [ __ ] neck look at my shoulders
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dude you lost deltoid a muscle okay traps you lost neck Mass yeah dude I
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used apparently I used to have a big throat and now I have a little skinny throat only capable of
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anyway that's interesting though
53:50
also wow finasteride goes so hard holy [ __ ] look at what bro
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like
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[Music] finasteride do go pretty hard bro FYI on
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fancier cakes the outer layer is usually fondant it is edible but not very tasty
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I [ __ ] like it remove but asking the baker would be a good idea
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[Music] people don't like good I like this video who can eat the most
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Lego in a day also happy birthday boo we love you
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who can eat the most like whoever can eat the most Lego hmm
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sorry it's like a bunch of it's like topless you ever getting right guys right kids
54:50
are ever getting into the most Lego Earth day today so we're celebrating together like congrats on getting
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olderby yeah it's not like money because they have no concept of that it's just like go eat Lego go look look how tasty those
55:03
little plastic colorful blocks look all right [ __ ] I gotta wet this beauty
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blender thing um how about
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oh what song what song should I play in this in the back oh give me one sec I'll be literally 10
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seconds oh no I'll be longer because I want to grab a drink [Music]
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I have sent you something to help you to grow cake make sure to bend at the knees
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when you pick it up
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happy birthday Finn been watching for a couple years I've been pretty fun
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[Music] high five months
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[Music]
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happy birthday f1nl try not to eat too much cake or you would fit into your
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dresses keep being the chat simple magnet that might genuinely be an issue
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um guess I'm gonna order pizza dude did you see my little pathetic little people that I did Rose daddy Finn stepbro dude
56:41
did you see that little like tiny little thing that I did the little I hopped over [ __ ] that dude my legs are
56:48
[ __ ] killing me bro that's not even from getting real by cotton Invader Invader V [ __ ] hello I
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don't know you know I'm on your radar what's up it would be stupid to make her give me
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five dollars joke wouldn't it but Hello nice to see you how was your owner Rose today
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good very good oh no I've got my own version out which is give me twenty dollars
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hey hey thanks for the rain [ __ ] hate guys hey Raiders robot cotton huh what I
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wrote this anyway I'm opening up [ __ ] birthday presents but and I want to get into my like nice birthday dress that
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I've picked out for it it's all blue and cool and epic but ah I gotta do makeup first but it might
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that might take like 30 minutes bro I already got 100.
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hey Cher you look absolutely smashing I hope you're giving this birthday boy
57:45
some warm hugs foreign
57:50
's not broken recently so I'll give them credit and also already damn time flies
57:57
I've been in the I've been looking forward to my first conversation with my doctor regarding her romantic face
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oh [ __ ] yeah regarding her we got we got dearest Rose
58:09
it doesn't feel right to nag you about all the scams you've done recently so I'll do it later what I will say is
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happy birthday and bless you for being an amazing friend a storm shall I and an
58:22
inspiration not so many all my love cat all right thank you that's very sweet
58:29
I'm the conductor of the poop train
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anyway dude I've been uh I've been hitting the good Lord I've been going to the gym recently fellas I've actually
58:45
been I've actually been like lifting [ __ ] mostly in my house because in the rest of the month but um
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I've actually had like a few days where I've been like prop like properly consistent and my legs are [ __ ] dying
58:58
right now but I'm working on like a good routine and [ __ ] I've been like it's
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become a fixation of mine I'll take this chance to remind chat that stream mod applications are open for one more week
59:11
through type apply in chat to get the link work on those quads and pectoral why
59:17
would I want to do pectoral muscle I've heard that's good if you want to look like booba you know like maybe I like
59:24
get work out my pecs and [ __ ] and then like it's more to push together when I do my little like cleavage thing I guess
59:30
but I kind of like being I don't know I don't know if I want to be like you callously and brutally missed my Dono
59:36
message earlier [ __ ] when you get to my P.O box remember to bend at the knees
59:43
okay I wonder if I've already brought yours up here
59:49
probably not the rest these ones are kind of light I reckon yours might be ancestor happy birthday Finn hope you
59:55
had a good day you were amazing I finished that cake thing so now I have like less to keep like distracting me
1:00:06
okay I'm good it's [ __ ] good cake dude okay
1:00:12
ah I like there's glitter all around my
1:00:17
mouth bro
1:00:22
if I was so much glitter on my face if I was like the um if I was a husband in a
1:00:28
marriage in like the 60s or something or they're in or their 80s or night or something like that you know back before
1:00:33
the internet like if I came home like this with a bunch of glitter on my face my wife would yell at me you know they'd
1:00:39
think that I've been like going to the strip club do people still go to strip clubs
1:00:46
egg like modern times do they
1:00:55
oh damn honestly I don't know I don't know anyone that's gone to it ah [ __ ] hey
1:01:01
thank you thanks very less thanks for the 20. I'll be your husband
1:01:08
I'm after a wife I'm sorry there's um sorry sorry cotton you
1:01:16
oh my God I am I'd be like the terrible husband I'd be the other bad husband and the wife would yell at me because I have um
1:01:23
I'd have glitter everywhere have you been getting danced on by these stupid
1:01:30
are they a rant someone near me hey Finn little buddy good birthday
1:01:36
happy birthday I'll get your gift out to you eventually for fun my birthday is in May and I've still got my financial
1:01:42
feminization drive going and if it's any consolation your girl voice is far better than mine
1:01:48
while they're rated so badly War 3.3 stars hold on let me read the
1:01:54
one minute I gotta read the reviews there's people reviewing strip clubs a lot of one Stars lowest
1:02:03
man these are long reviews holy [ __ ]
1:02:08
dude these are not people saying like oh man it was a little dirty in there I don't know my thing it was like
1:02:15
it's like paragraphs absolutely disgusting my husband went in there on a night out with the lads and got
1:02:21
overcharged Big Time charged 3 000 pounds
1:02:30
how much does it cost to go to a strip club bro last time I came here I was being
1:02:36
harassed by a young woman for private dancers dancers So eventually I told her
1:02:42
please stop you're not my type and she told me she'd cut my face
1:02:47
[Music] Birmingham oh my God date of birth of the most adorable femboy ever dude
1:02:56
wait this is so [ __ ] good
1:03:02
the rest of them are just like one star in their like reviews honestly it's almost funnier that
1:03:07
there's five star reviews one of them just says no girls wait why
1:03:13
is there's an owner response hold on uh no girls response from owner
1:03:22
we are sorry that wait what we're sorry to see there weren't as many girls as you would have liked today to see on
1:03:27
your last visit and thanks to you I'm on a wait list to see a doctor and hopefully get admits now all of the
1:03:35
symptoms chat called out on you made me self-examine again and love your BP stuff good still a good sign
1:03:42
we do know that that this visit was over two years ago and we can reassure you that we have now hired many more
1:03:49
beautiful ladies you'll be spoiled for Choice next time you come in well at least they're nice at least the owner's
1:03:55
nice birming strip in strip club means they'll strip you of your money and the skin off of
1:04:00
your face I found a I found it even lower reviewed one oh I know that one oh let's play my bank
1:04:07
Birmingham is really shitty um hold on I've driven by this place before
1:04:13
uh hold on boy
1:04:18
wow okay absolutely horrific staff got assaulted at manager does nothing about it can terribly Run unhygienic Place
1:04:24
which causes it to smell disgusting rude staff it's calling the staff disgusting
1:04:30
uh very unpleasant people in club oh
1:04:36
I can't read that one out why does that have so many likes it's like it's this
1:04:42
big b well be very careful of a he lists a race a race of person because
1:04:50
she won't be going home with you your wallet or anything else for that matter
1:04:56
wait what okay that unsurprisingly the racist has very
1:05:02
little grammatical skill um dude holy [ __ ] that's fun I very much
1:05:08
encourage you chat go look up like the strip clubs near you and then go read reviews that's so funny holy [ __ ]
1:05:16
birmingham's real bad what was the race why would I tell you now
1:05:23
I sense in it I want some cake bro it's like right there bro I'm I'm incapable of stopping myself
1:05:28
I'm gonna order pizza though as well
1:05:35
the race was the British Grand Prix Grand Prix [ __ ] yeah um finnison British is from the UK I
1:05:43
like to say that I'm like okay look there's a difference between English and British you know
1:05:49
what would you say I'm more of because like the people from Downtown Abbey are English
1:05:55
you know they're English but then like the [ __ ] that went to the strip club
1:06:01
in Birmingham and got threatened for by the stripper that she'd cut him uh
1:06:07
that's British you know what am I where do I what do I classify as
1:06:16
from my Gremlin am I not English to you I like to think that I'm English I think the diamond
1:06:21
an English Gent I've got a suit I need like a bowler hat
1:06:29
I need a bowler hat and a trench coat now and a little bow tie
1:06:35
egg why Brighton Brighton's [ __ ] nice Brighton's great bright oh dude I got 11 Brian
1:06:50
what I wouldn't what I would do to have enough money to buy a nice place
1:06:55
thank you for your wonderful work manly man it's a privilege to see you finally
1:07:01
live I enjoyed a lot of entertainment of you on YouTube and in twitch after stream records
1:07:07
oh [ __ ] yeah that's dude I I always sort of Wonder there's so much louder I mean I always sort of wonder if people watch
1:07:12
the vods or not on Twitch because I always see the numbers go up but I don't know
1:07:21
I don't know if it counts like if you'd watch it I'm not sure
1:07:32
I do oh [ __ ] yeah that's cool
1:07:38
should start doing stuff strictly for the VOD people
1:07:46
conspiracy theory friend is actually from the US he's just talking about he's talking about Visa troubles throw off is sent
1:07:52
uh I wouldn't be in a room this small if I was from the states I wouldn't have I
1:07:57
would I would have far more uh [ __ ] everything if I was from the states out of More Money More [ __ ] less taxes
1:08:05
um did I mention more [ __ ] so many more [ __ ] oh my God they're all from La God damn it all these [ __ ] femble
1:08:12
women are from LA and I can't get to them sucks
1:08:18
that one was on purpose but like this they're all everyone that I know is from
1:08:25
like either Texas or Ally Austin sometimes or like Florida there's only three places in the US that exist it is
1:08:32
for is Texas California Florida New York literally no one is from anywhere else
1:08:37
occasionally you'll meet someone that lies and says they're from Idaho
1:08:44
is that a city or a state I don't know that's a place in America somewhere and like
1:08:52
I don't know
1:08:58
everyone else is from somewhere else your analysis from those four
1:09:04
Kansas you would know what to do with [ __ ] if you found one
1:09:12
I would simply give them to the animal shelter if I found uh if I found a [ __ ] that
1:09:20
had no owner I would I would I would re-home them make sure they were taken good care of
1:09:28
as obviously you're talking about a female dog and not a woman because we're not sexy Rose I'm subbed here for 31
1:09:35
months now also I should not stay up for too late because I have nuclear fusion stuff to work on tomorrow who the [ __ ]
1:09:43
are you Homer Simpson what you have nuclear fusions would be asked to go on
1:09:48
stage because he looks better than the dancers not in what I worded
1:09:55
like not dude I think you have a gross misinterpretation of what I wear around
1:10:02
my house because I might I'm in a permanent state of like getting ready to be on camera so I'm in like comfy cozy
1:10:10
clothes with like skincare just done so my face is all like moisturized and stuff and you know imperfect didn't [ __ ]
1:10:17
my hair's all up in a little ponytail um I'd show you if I actually took a photo I took a photo of my hair up and
1:10:24
stuff but I am shirtless in it and you can see my nipples so I don't I can't show you but it is very like you know
1:10:31
me around the house I'm in Goblin mode Goblin your mother's [ __ ]
1:10:42
yeah that's right I'm a goblin I'm a goblin that [ __ ]
1:10:48
who's your mother's
1:10:53
it's a new one for you chat if anyone ever calls you a goblin [Music]
1:11:02
I'm actually Homer Simpson worked with fish and not Fusion nerd emoji
1:11:07
okay that's a [ __ ] fact dinner you had to Google that
1:11:14
no one just knows [ __ ] like that my mom would probably thank you Finn why
1:11:22
oh for Goblin her for a good puss laughs
1:11:28
thank you she needed that bro okay [ __ ] all right
1:11:33
he works he works at nuclear reactor yeah but what's a nuke but like nuclear reactor what is that that's nuclear
1:11:40
something nuclear shut up actions three years so you gotta slash slash can I
1:11:46
please get let out of your basement slash slash tasty FTW play factions I'm
1:11:52
not gonna play factions girl it's a shitty game mode now and you know it we're all just it's like dude
1:11:59
factions is in the same vein as like Minecraft factions in the same vein as like [ __ ] what's like
1:12:05
I don't know oh that would be a controversial thing so
1:12:11
I was gonna say like so it'll get mad at me if I say that uh
1:12:16
I don't know it's a video like look it's a video game that only exists gets so tired of hearing these
1:12:22
so grateful Finn you constantly face struggles many you can't even tell us about thanks for
1:12:29
pushing through it all happy birthday dude there's a few okay dude okay first
1:12:35
of all I was gonna say like N64 games like listen well they're fine games they
1:12:40
don't hold up you know like [ __ ] like that like it's less fun it's so much it's only fun because you've got the
1:12:46
memory of it being fun is what I was gonna say but soda soda I'm like just saying that
1:12:51
so it is gonna soda's gonna have like a [ __ ] meltdown in my DMs in a second I'll wait
1:12:57
until like you hear like ding ding ding from [ __ ] Discord or a brick coming through my window
1:13:02
um but yeah no I've played like it I've played N64 games they're fine
1:13:08
Mario okay but no so anyway I'll buy 10. it's 10 off oh [ __ ] I've got to go check it
1:13:14
was awesome singing oh hi ten all right bye-bye then I actually didn't know he was still here hey buddy we'll see you
1:13:19
bye but yeah no [ __ ] dude there's been a few people that I've made sign ndas recently
1:13:26
um because of a video that I'm filming soon um where I tell you a little bit about it but they've had like I've
1:13:34
[ __ ] God 10. thank you for the 100 gifted Subs it's
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not gonna pop up on screen because I don't know paused thank you Dad that's for the goodbye gift congrats everyone
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that just kind of they just gotta freeze up my God thanks buddy thanks buster
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aspects lighter and DMS don't you worry about it don't you worry about it um but yeah dude I've had a few oh my
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god I've had a few people uh sign ndas over and so I can tell them what was
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going on and without fail every single one of them reacted like they like gasps
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from everyone that like knew and knows I guess like I think there's six people
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now that no about some some of the stuff and like they're all on India
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it's wild like but the the they were like genuine like holy [ __ ] dude are you
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[ __ ] kidding me like that sort of like oh my God I'd have I'd have never [ __ ] damn I don't never know like
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[ __ ] like that like oh dude it's just wild that was a that was a good good little period of [ __ ] there
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but very fun very fun to get people's reactions like one by one
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Daddy no sorry you all have to sign India everyone it's no you if everyone signs
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an NDA then no one's on India um hold on
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all right we already played donor oh hey missed [ __ ] yeah what are you doing what are you doing
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girl can I guess what you wear around your house around your house you wear t-shirts and black sweatpants though for
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dresses and skirts a month you've gone out of your way to scale by wearing knee-highs and large shirts instead of
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the skirts and dresses yes well
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um homework and then ballet later you
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streaming right now is definitely hitting Maya too much and just lick the keyboard for your anti-system means all
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producing nuclear reactors are fishing right now BTW I've never heard anyone of
1:15:45
photos anti-system means that's so [ __ ] funny yes you the one watching
1:15:50
the VOD right now are you sure that your front door is locked I'd personally lock
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but I guess that's just me though knock knock
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I'm outside I'm in the walls have you guys heard that knocking coming from your walls I was trying to get out
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recently do you drink Bud Light dude I love that that's a new chatter do
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you drink Bud Light oh [Music] um I don't know you could be coming from
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one of two or two camps there I've never tried Bud Light because I'm in England and not America and also
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because I don't support [Laughter]
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to laughs
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oh good but yeah no I've never like never tried a Bud Light it's like very American I think we have Budweiser here
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is that the same thing good night Rose from Southeast Asia region I have to
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stop sleeping schedule and also you always amazing 10 muses
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um it's feeling spicy tonight happy birthday Finn hope you had a great one
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f1n heart I've been saying all the same dude either like it would be too basic to
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tweet a photo of me and then say like uh and then say like you know [ __ ] one week after drinking
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Bud Light or something because like sure good joke but like I'd be late to it you know I heard about it like and then
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everyone else every every trans girl on Twitter made that joke Bud Light is what is left in the toilet
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after drinking regular bud
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and by God we we mean Budweiser right happy birthday to the cutest Gremlin
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Queen f1nn heart f1nn code Jam
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because I think I've tried Budweiser like your former classmates invited you on a girly clothes shopping expedition
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would your initial reaction be horror Delight or something in between
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it would be why cringe I don't know I mean appreciate
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you so much beautiful little bean happy birthday two hearts
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the friends that like the friends that like also thank you it was very sweet of you
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friends the friends that put makeup on me like back in the day whenever like I don't know it was always just like a
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joke I don't know if or it was all just like a little meme I don't know why they I don't think that they were
1:18:31
because I've brought I bought like Charlie on stream and [ __ ] I don't think that they ever had like any other intentions behind any of that
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I really highly doubt that they'd want to take me shopping
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back when he had friends oh my God Bud Light is for people who don't like beer but want to look cool with a tall can
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bro if you don't like beer there's so like every other alternative is for
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people that don't like beer dude get a [ __ ] like Jack and Coke or something a Jack and Coke is for people that don't
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like beer that's the closest thing I don't know why but I don't know why
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beer is like that's the symbol of masculinity it's [ __ ] it's not even like it's not even a masculine drink it's
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like really low percentage alcohol it also tastes bad a note to any Twinks in
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chat because I know you're here idolizing him do not try to fit a monster can inside you I know your
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all-sized Queens but it is a terrible idea you will need rectal stitches when
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it crumples inside of you stay safe that's why you don't drink it first you
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do it [ __ ] you do it while it's it's pressurized
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dude don't listen to him he's a coward yeah why would you do it while it was empty
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but then the pressure's gonna make it like and it's gonna cave in from the middle so it's gonna look like a [ __ ]
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Hourglass in you that's a terror why would you do that no base
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based birthday boy happy birthday Finn you
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have provided so much for your community and we wouldn't want anyone else to call our Femme boy okay I hope you love all
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our presents much love and celebrations I I can already tell I will because it
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sent for it's sent with love I'm gonna run a three minute ad if I see one dildo the real size queens open it
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while it's inside dude
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dude like the CH like like the Cherry like
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the Cherry stem trick with your tongue but like opening a monster can with the you know just like flexing your
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the small bumps that are on some monster cans are pog
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I I [ __ ] I can't cope with you happy birthday Finn I hope you enjoy
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your movie and dominoes later this week make it something good
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also that's two you owe me you [ __ ]
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and you also said Google after [ __ ] you dude okay I pulled it off the first time
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happy preachers and oh my God I'm vanimal oh [ __ ] okay
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[ __ ] dude [ __ ] okay fine let me hold on let me
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finish my blush let me look pretty while I do it at least I promise I'm not stalling happy
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birthday I hope you love my package LOL
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is a package do not put a pressurized container
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inside either for the love of chair why drink it fill it with wax let it set and
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then make an artificial flared base I don't think you get it if there's a monster can going up my ass it was a
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movie passions box for beautiful bratty bottom it wasn't because I thought about it it was because I was drinking a
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monster and went oh I don't know what the thought would be I want this in my head
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chilling
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nice it's like Stone oh it's probably maybe I think so it's gotta be
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um [ __ ] that threw me off what was it oh yeah [ __ ] uh let me let me finish a little bit more of the makeup and then
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sure and then I'll do the thing and then I'll say the thing and then we'll wait a little while and then I'll say it again because obviously two in a row will be
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a little cringe real difficult to do [ __ ]
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I'm trying to like get a little better at it so I don't mind the birthday F1 and N your incredible thanks for being
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great
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okay uh-huh I'm not
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um [ __ ] that's good there's a joke I can make about that gotta be why are you the
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way that you are okay sorry Chad I have to brush my
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eyelashes now I got them done a little longer than they usually are done I didn't ask for that I just like got up
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from the table and they said like oh I got gosh the eyelashes along yeah I got up from the table and like and she just went I do them longer this time by the
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way and I was like I still [ __ ] they still look good so park I guess I guess they're longer now I didn't make
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that choice my eyelash Tech did Force filmed by the island this page
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said if I have money I can give it to you best use for overdraft allowance ever d
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ude don't do that don't let the overdraft to donate money to femboy streamer
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although it's based
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no matter how based it is Dylan
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I'm trying to fix my eyelashes for how they appear on camera
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I'm not stalling I absolutely promise this is what are we doing I'm sure we were talking about something else before
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I don't remember who knows
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do I order pizza today because I'm probably not going to on the 21st on my actual birthday I'm probably
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not gonna and I sort of want to keep to my tradition
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I could we this could just be my little celebratory birthday shall we my Domino's Pizza
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it's gonna be nice happy birthday gonna make it a little hard to take photos later
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um thank you thanks do it yourself I may do it for me I shall
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I'm probably not gonna be able to um when I'll be off
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but okay there we are
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make sure there's pineapple on it ah no disgusting almond oh man [ __ ] sake no good gross disgusting let me do my
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eyebrows and then I'll say I'll say the thing [ __ ] I'm not gonna go with any like super colorful makeup I don't think I'm
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gonna do it no have you received any presents from friends and family yet if so what's one of your favorites if you
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can disclose no I haven't got anything um because again it's not technically my birthday today my birthday's on the 21st
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but uh I also don't expect anything from them at all
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because yeah I don't know I'm in the okay for the
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you're you guys are adults don't say your age we always do this [ __ ] I'm at this stage of like adulthood where like
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the [ __ ] that I want is stuff that I need and if I needed it I would have bought it you know like I need
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my [ __ ] like I one of my kitchen pans broke and I I gotta buy a new one that
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sort of thing hope you enjoy my gifts today also fun random fact about me I
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was trained in beekeeping when I was in high school because I thought it was cool
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holy [ __ ] you're keeping these nuts in your mouth
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long time no see looking fine [ __ ] hate you John so [ __ ] much
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yeah I can't exactly happy birthday f1nnn when is chair's birthday so we all know
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I also don't have like my family aren't very well off you can picture his birthday I don't mind my family aren't
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well off so I can't ask them for [ __ ] like an iPad early birthday thing have fun with Mr Beast and the crew like
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we're we're on like uh my my family is a 30 to 50 bucks gift for your birthday
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sort of level you know like more than that and I don't know next year is gonna if next year's gonna be like a pair of
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socks actually I did like on Christmas I got just a lot of pairs of socks that's kind of nice they were good socks though
1:27:43
from Market that's good I think 15 sucks it's like a good [ __ ] shot bro but
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yeah like I I can't ask like presents for people I I I can't ask for like
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expensive presents or anything on my 18th I got like a little apple watch which is pretty cool it was like
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300 pounds it was [ __ ] nuts at the time really cool um it was awesome I still got it it
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doesn't [ __ ] work either like I just it's it's like it's just like special to me so I just it doesn't work it's
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completely broken like I can't get it repaired I just need to get it replaced but I haven't replaced it because like it's not really I don't want an Apple
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Watch but I do want that watch because it's what I think very cool um but yeah
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that was pretty sweet that was pretty nifty um
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I'm a little too sentimental
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try not to be because I feel like that's the sort of thing that leads to like hoarding like if you're really sentimental about stuff then you'll just
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keep everything like what's up with my God I'm Grandma I remember like moving all the [ __ ] out of her house it took so goddamn long it was
1:28:50
like this it was dude dude the dildo that I pulled out of her
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[ __ ] bedside draw oh my God
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[Music] it's a joke I miss old Chris but when I
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found you it's reduced my pain it's gonna say that's a joke it was but
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I did find a dildo it was in her it wasn't actually in her dresser not the bedside table obviously that would have
1:29:27
been so strange but I was in her dresser also oh my God sunnyv2 sucks bro Velp
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guess I shouldn't have said I was 12 in chat also V animal doesn't want you to say the thing oh really
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oh okay okay good I'll thank you for the thousand
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dollars very sweet of you but I'm not sure if you're still an [ __ ] but if animal's very nice F1 my chair's
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birthday is August 15th okay
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[ __ ] yeah that's some slew thing that you did there um oh [ __ ]
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[Music] are you having a rose birthday stream on
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the 30th because some of my packages might be late I will be away I will be away I'm very sorry
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um I can't find this [ __ ] image you know that whole thing of like
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dude when the Sony V2 Chris thing came out like when he when that video came out and it was like oh damn Sony V2 is
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like an [ __ ] um like with absolutely no understanding of anything going on he's just like
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negative prick uh it was my moment of like finally the rest of the internet
1:30:46
like sees through it it's so dude the one the one bit of beef I am completely
1:30:52
okay getting into is sunny V2 sucks and he sucked before the Chris thing and now he sucks worse it was so bad like dude
1:31:00
all his videos are just the most negative thing on earth they exist purely to fuel a part of the internet
1:31:06
that everyone universally hates which is just [ __ ] on people because their numbers aren't too high that's the
1:31:13
dumbest [ __ ] form of content I've ever seen also he just straight up lies all the goddamn like
1:31:21
dude [ __ ] if I'm ever popular enough to go into a Sony V2 video for how my career has fallen off remember this
1:31:26
[ __ ] I hate you like dude he made it he made a video uh on skeppy a note
1:31:32
listen mean skeppy you're still like mutual friends and everything we don't talk as much as we did you know a few years ago but oh my God he just like
1:31:40
he just like basically it's a you I wonder if the thing is I know that this one was shitty and I wonder if the rest
1:31:46
of them are like that behind the scenes because skeppy the skeppy one was so bad it was like he did a video like skeppy
1:31:53
it had a bunch of controversy and then it was all solved and what how he laid out the video was he went through every
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controversy without saying the response to it that it was proven wrong and then
1:32:05
at the very like last 30 seconds it was like oh yeah skeppy proved all this wrong and it was like 15 minutes of of
1:32:11
like just like laying it out because no one's gonna watch to the very it's like he's gonna have like a 50 ah bro some of
1:32:18
these who sucks so much I [ __ ] I dude I don't like him I refuse like I actively refused to
1:32:25
watch his videos so I don't give him much time and then the Chris thing was just the
1:32:31
most um blatant show of like he didn't do
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like he didn't do his due diligence I guess and he just doesn't I don't know the letters True Colors
1:32:44
shine get it because sunny true shine do you get it funny
1:32:51
I don't know guy was a dick um it's depressing how much YouTube
1:32:56
encourage negativity for growth I know that's the craziest [ __ ] about it like um
1:33:02
I get that like drama channels and whatever dude that's that's their grind I don't care about that but like
1:33:08
I don't know it's when it's like you read some of the [ __ ] and it's like [ __ ] oh no this
1:33:14
YouTuber that was at 10 million Subs is only getting 1 million views a video now they're so dead
1:33:22
stupid form of content oh my God anyway um
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uh they always performs better yeah dude I'm still looking for someone to some other femboy to get into beef with I
1:33:35
need someone so you know we can grow super fast and like be celebrities
1:33:41
maybe like [ __ ] who's really big
1:33:46
Fanboy UK I need like I need like enough that Their audience could really fight me
1:33:52
Jeffree Star I could do Jeffree Star I don't know why I keep saying [ __ ] like
1:33:58
that pyra nah Pirates pyro is a friend I don't know why I don't know I'm friends
1:34:03
with velkers true belkus Maybe indefinite suspension awesome
1:34:11
wait what what happened wait did what happened
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did he get back did I not sub get banned well what happened
1:34:25
[ __ ] was that no way did he did I not sub just get banned
1:34:33
you joking he wrote he was 12. wait did you ban it
1:34:41
what happened did the mods do it or was it twitch
1:34:52
he wrote he legit wrote that he's 12. no it's twitch oh my God he wrote holy [ __ ]
1:34:57
I'm not subbed wrote that he was 12 in chat and twitch banned him off the entire platform
1:35:04
here's not 12 by the way um but like that's a little bit hilarious but Jesus F's in
1:35:11
chat boys [ __ ] that's why I say don't type your Dunham's ages enchant you get banned
1:35:18
foreign boys [ __ ] see you it's gone forever I
1:35:26
guess what are you gonna you gotta make a new one I guess dude I'm not subbed to
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just I'm subbed I'm I'm now subbed
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that's pretty good I'm now subbed is pretty solid um
1:35:45
I'm not subdust Astros alt dude did Ashley get that [ __ ] sorted that's a funny one oh drama with Chris
1:35:52
or I could hit that like um like that trans girl market like really really
1:35:58
beef with really beef with them that'll be good me and me and Chris should fight in real
1:36:05
life that's gonna be fun sorry someone messed
1:36:11
around Discord but I couldn't see the monitor um they responded to ask you yet Jesus that's cringe
1:36:17
he can't Spanish I don't think it matters for like one chatter right
1:36:22
um QB canceled so fast depends what me and Chris beef about what if me and Chris beef about like
1:36:28
something menial like if we talked about like the beef wasn't about anything serious it was about I Don't Know Jack
1:36:34
manifold did a great job yeah Jack was [ __ ] dude Jack afterwards check up beat the
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[ __ ] up but he kept going on that Jack was impressive dude um
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I got gamer stops in the lungs hey four months after watching the best
1:37:21
femboy on more than one platform wink oh my God
1:37:26
I could gamer Subs in my lungs brother oh my God
1:37:32
caffeine in the lungs I'm gonna be up for years dude that took it out of me oh my God
1:37:39
Mainline that [ __ ] that's what I did oh my God I'm injecting it next
1:37:47
oh [ __ ] better dare to inhale liquid I've been smoking's healthier yeah
1:37:56
drowning must suck hot take I don't think I'd like to drown
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um it must be like pretty bad because like that was bad
1:38:10
what do you guys think no I don't want to annoy anyone here but I'm I don't want to piss I don't want to
1:38:16
start some beef but I think drowning's bad
1:38:28
I held that cough so I could mute you're welcome I'm such a good streamer huh I'm so nice
1:38:35
to you guys holy [ __ ] [Music] fenborg dissed you the other day and
1:38:42
peachy did as well check a Moya clip Channel
1:38:48
okay all right oh damn who [ __ ] with me
1:38:53
this time who do I need to send the [ __ ] hit squad after oh [ __ ] I live
1:38:58
by Olivia Hey Olivia Olivia hey
1:39:04
make sure the [ __ ] gifted Subs over here nice to see you that's offensive I
1:39:09
like drowning actually dwarf Jesus thanks for the 65 I guess I
1:39:15
guess drowning is good now 65 bucks [ __ ] yeah hold on [Music]
1:39:23
easy for the love of Pete Rose stop trying to die would you every time I
1:39:28
turn around it's something different with you also I thought you'd like to know that Sunny sucks so much that even
1:39:34
Philly D spent like five minutes calling him out I used to watch Elvis Franco videos man
1:39:40
I'm glad that he's still doing stuff Finn Finn talks about hair removal like it's so easy and it is
1:39:47
hair removal is so easy you literally just [ __ ] shave it um
1:39:52
it's simple it's easy either that or shoot a laser at it it's such a it's such a skill issue
1:39:59
peach peach peachy sorry I forgot who you were um because you know I usually forget
1:40:05
[ __ ] is a hairless little baby child and
1:40:14
[ __ ] up [ __ ] like Harley gets any hair already like I'm sorry I'm just
1:40:20
looking at your titties I I I'm sorry I'm like I'm trying to pay attention but
1:40:26
like someone in chat can map out my eye line and it is not in your eyes conversations with Finn and they're like
1:40:32
oh this is like a day after shaving or whatever and then juicy puts something in it's like this is me a day after
1:40:38
shaving and then I put something in it because of me after a day after shaving and there's like a clear difference
1:40:43
between like the tiny little peach fuzz Finn gets and the like big grown man hair is that me and juicy
1:40:50
yet okay which one of us hold on hold on no no no hold on one second one sec hold
1:40:56
on one second I wanted to say wait out of out of one of us which one of us
1:41:01
looks like the big grown man huh uh you look at you
1:41:07
and then and then you look at me it's an up-to-date photo which one of us
1:41:14
looks more the big big strong girl man huh that's what I thought we'll answer
1:41:22
and uh who else dished me what was that
1:41:27
degenerate okay it's like your name I still like you and I did it's great peachy is trans yeah
1:41:33
okay so what I never claimed to not be misogynistic okay so you're a woman I'm
1:41:39
gonna look at your boobs that's what that's what I'm sorry that's what it comes with I'm sorry you
1:41:48
the day you took HRT means I get to be misogynistic that's my job as a guy like
1:41:54
that's that's odd dick dude fellas chat boys of the chat don't be transphobic be misogynistic
1:42:04
it's approved by Finn who on my [ __ ] channel is watching who else dissed me
1:42:13
was it cat who who did you say dissed me Finney's cake nice happy birthday to the number one Femme
1:42:20
boy on Twitch tell me did God give you that body as a gift indeed [ __ ] you
1:42:27
my body is nothing crazy I'm working on it though I'll replay the donor that came in before by the way could be
1:42:33
it's true I lost all right when I came out as trans foreign
1:42:43
trans-inclusive radical misogyny [ __ ] yeah
1:42:48
also I wanted to say I am extremely grateful that you spoke about Chris I
1:42:54
was so genuinely upset with the hate that she is getting yeah I'm so happy that someone that has a platform used
1:43:00
their voice to shut it down means more than you know for the community dude I
1:43:05
mean I didn't shut it down I have a tiny voice in all this [ __ ] I made a [ __ ] Tick Tock video and then I can talk
1:43:11
about on stream that's like a collective like what couple million people that's like no one that gave me such thing
1:43:21
the thing is it does for me as well I just hate that you also got it like
1:43:28
God damn it well I'm back good username suggestion oh my god did you get I'm now subbed hey [ __ ] yeah congrats I'm I'm
1:43:33
now subbed see now all of the clips of me thanking you aren't gonna make any sense it's not
1:43:39
gonna be you anymore couple million humble brag I know I said that out loud and I was like
1:43:45
a couple mil a couple mil did you know pretty epic um you should see the tweet that I'm going
1:43:50
to make when I make the misogynistic Hive is not easy but it
1:43:57
is peaceful peaceful because I do not have to listen to women [Laughter]
1:44:03
dude by the way [ __ ] Pope pickle I didn't even I didn't notice that [ __ ] but thank you for the fifty dollars I
1:44:08
didn't turfs and terms sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g rinha
1:44:13
I know my favorite thing is like um when someone Transitions and then they get
1:44:19
the like what's it called like there's always people that's like sorry you're this now
1:44:26
like whatever it is like I know like a lot of like trans guys
1:44:31
look around it's like I've seen so many tick tocks from trans guys maybe this is a thing I'm not really in the trans Mass
1:44:37
Community so like I don't know if this is as big of a thing but like I keep seeing tick tocks that are like
1:44:44
um like take I've taken testosterone out for two years now and now I'm just a basic light guy like I'm just I'm just a
1:44:51
normal looking dude like it's so boring it's like yeah dude
1:44:58
some of us choose to grow it then but now you can be a fanboy which is so much
1:45:03
better so sounds like cultural
1:45:09
cultural appreciation oh my God a white man no yeah like the the whole
1:45:16
thing of like I pass for a CIS guy and then like [ __ ] another camera and go like I'm past Francesca oh [ __ ]
1:45:24
my favorite chat streamer
1:45:31
I'm so surprised my muscle my muscles are solid I think it's just dude
1:45:37
after like I lost a little bit of muscle mass
1:45:43
but not like tons High not like tons let me see I wonder if I can go back on that
1:45:48
one video clip that I was on not the peachy one not peachy being alone dummy uh or if I can find
1:45:55
yeah I knew that I did this pose in this video she's actually I kind of [ __ ] with the eyelashes damned who's this dumbass
1:46:03
do I like do a little pose
1:46:08
before hold on
1:46:13
okay but like okay this was this was two years ago yeah oh this was two years ago
1:46:21
nearly exactly and then like now hold on if you remember let me like just
1:46:28
let me do it with disarm and then I'll cut in
1:46:37
but like try and pose the same way [Music] dude I've maintained all of that muscle
1:46:44
now for streamer that's kind of good like I dude I maintained all my muscle
1:46:50
mass and now they look bigger because I'm smaller those dude the Strat oh
1:47:00
if you want to know where 10 Muses is my video premieres in five minutes ah
1:47:08
you can't afford you can't force me I'm gonna have to watch it a little later um [Music]
1:47:16
maybe not shut it down but still contributed to try to which is more than what a lot of streamers are doing this
1:47:23
just further proves why you will always have my support just as a person and a content creator please never doubt how
1:47:31
far your voice can go [Music] I would have like done a thing on stream
1:47:36
but I just straight up don't want to give him the watch time [ __ ] you pull I just straight up don't want to give Sunnyview to the YouTube stat watch time
1:47:43
of one person watching his video the whole way through like that's it it's although it's the stupidest [ __ ]
1:47:50
video
1:47:56
or at least it's in really just terribly mean-spirited
1:48:07
a little sleep on my eye I don't have actual bucks so have some Bezos bucks thanks for being awesome you make
1:48:15
everyone's day better you're really the best chair you and now [ __ ] you you and
1:48:21
Matt loner and sub like [ __ ] but all of those subs that you just saw right there
1:48:27
or prime let's go all the basos Box
1:48:33
I wonder when twitch you're gonna stop doing that I'm in the middle of physics but I
1:48:40
wanted to wish you a happy birthday Mr Jude may you live long and prosper Vulcan salute
1:48:46
when is that the thing
1:48:51
[ __ ] yeah I can do it actually it's no bother Finn money is quite silly but yes you are a big strong man thing and we
1:48:58
love you for it I'm gonna use that fifty dollars to buy anabolic steroids
1:49:04
how much are steroids not that much right [ __ ] sexy lad arms that could choke me out exclamation
1:49:12
mark tilde I have enough trans friends I could definitely get my hands on testosterone
1:49:19
oh [Music] how bad would it be if I tried let's see for like one day
1:49:25
would that do anything like [Music]
1:49:30
would that be kind of like would I be would it be like I'd be like Bane for that one day
1:49:36
so I'd take it and be [ __ ] like horny and jacked for the entire day that's how that works right
1:49:47
it would definitely make you horny though for like that week because like
1:49:53
the one thing the one thing that I've liked is the universal constant that I've heard from anyone that takes HRT is
1:49:59
like yeah libido went to [ __ ] um however testosterone is like the thing
1:50:06
you just be like you G horning that's all it would be angry too you've done it a couple times
1:50:13
yeah angry yeah I've done it a couple times it just made me irritable yeah that's what I got angry yeah like
1:50:19
[ __ ] that's funny why have you done that a couple times by the way hey Sherry [ __ ] hate it oh
1:50:28
my God I got those wigs by the way Sherry Sherry I I DM Sherry about like uh some I think it was a cosplay I think
1:50:35
it was a cosplay she did and it was like uh it was this like short head I don't know if they were going for like femboy
1:50:41
character or something I don't know what the character was but it was like this short boyish looking hair and I was like
1:50:47
I need that whatever whatever that is I want that wig and so I got a wig that's very very
1:50:53
similar to it after I asked which one it was I've never seen you on the war path as you were in that Tick Tock good man
1:50:59
for speaking up and have a happy birthday and I never really spoke on Tick Tock
1:51:05
before like the the most words I've said on Tick Tock before this was like um looking mighty breathable today and
1:51:12
that's it and that freaked people out because it's always surprising to me that people don't know what my voice
1:51:17
sounds like there's probably like a good there's tea and H at the same time not
1:51:23
one gender not the other only more gender if you if you took testosterone and
1:51:30
estrogen at the same time like you really took a lot of each could you just like would you die or
1:51:37
would something fun happen like would it be like what like would something fun happen like [ __ ] you're both like
1:51:43
jacked and horny and have titties or would you just die what would happen
1:51:49
T over Powers e what [ __ ] rock paper scissors game is this are you okay
1:51:57
I didn't know that but like ripped gyno
1:52:04
become Finster okay that's that's Nate okay
1:52:09
um it's still kind of funny to me that there's probably like tens of thousands of people on like Twitter or something
1:52:15
or Instagram that don't know like that have no idea what my voice sounds like because they've just never heard it like
1:52:21
when I tweeted the the Christmas tweet of me like the give the money giveaway thing that's I'm gonna update sort of on
1:52:26
that but like that um laughs like that was ever that was a lot of
1:52:32
people's first reaction they're like I don't know he sounded like that what the [ __ ] they didn't know I was British even nice
1:52:39
um excessive tea makes the body produce more e at the time I was cycling on on and off estrogen in order to perform
1:52:46
better Sherry does an interesting kind of job but it took a long time for my natural
1:52:52
levels to come back so we tried t on me if we could get the effect without having to cycle off my usual HRT
1:52:58
schedule do you go up it didn't work but did you go wait did you go off e did you so you
1:53:06
went off of hr2 to like just for the day so you could
1:53:12
you know or like for like the week leading up to a shoot or something what was it for I'm so [ __ ]
1:53:18
interested in that Chad the world of the world of adult entertainment is so [ __ ] interesting
1:53:24
to me in terms of just like how the [ __ ] does it work that's why I keep saying I just want to be on the shoot for a day I just want to see it
1:53:31
not in like a weird way it's like a business as a you know like a like a
1:53:36
research science
1:53:42
if you get both if you take both you get an achievement that like
1:53:48
[ __ ] needle injection of testosterone or however you take it um then it's like
1:53:55
getting right in the corner of your eye what's an adult entertainment don't
1:54:00
worry about it um it's something I can't talk about on touch no it'll take at least a week I did it probably every couple every
1:54:07
couple months when I started in the biz whoa that's wild bro
1:54:14
holy [ __ ] that's Nifty oh
1:54:21
that's kind of fun we should do tea for a day no if it's just gonna I feel like as someone who's got questions about my
1:54:29
own gender Finn is a good watch because he makes gender seem fun instead of scary
1:54:36
dude okay on ironically that wow holy [ __ ] unironically that's the best way I
1:54:42
could put why I think I like my content personally [ __ ] I've never heard anyone put it
1:54:48
better than that actually [ __ ] yeah I like [ __ ] around with [ __ ] it's just kind of like it takes the uh it takes
1:54:54
the unknown out of it you know and you just can [ __ ] around with stuff that's so sweet thank you that's got a nice
1:55:00
it's just a Anon Donna that's quite nice actually thank you do you have a game on Subs cup I don't
1:55:07
have not right now have you made any progress towards
1:55:14
eventually establishing the fund dude okay uh
1:55:22
the progress I have made is me learning how on the bottom of the Dunning Kruger
1:55:28
effect I was uh where it's like oh [ __ ] this is real hard to bed now have fun
1:55:33
unwrapping your presence oh yes loved the recoil
1:55:40
oh good give a g fuel cup now do you feel I don't like you I don't know what um I'm a big gamer Subs boy because they
1:55:47
have a lemonade flavor as soon as they make an orange Aid flavor I'm kind of locked in if they make it like Fanta
1:55:52
like orange flavored gamer sups oh
1:55:57
they just won't do it because no one likes orange flavor stuff oh can I have a can I poll you on something a little
1:56:03
bit I want to see if you're like me or not because I was the kid that's like oh I
1:56:09
don't want the red can or the the I like the red one but like the purple candies like the ones that they [ __ ] suck
1:56:15
like you can have the purple ones or the pink one or whatever it is you give me the orange one and the and the lemon one
1:56:21
like the I'll I'll take the orange and the lemon flavor one right I love orange trying to [ __ ] yeah like
1:56:27
lemon or orange and [ __ ] right I want to pull you on grapes the best though grape
1:56:32
sucks [ __ ] and balls grape worst flavor by no no wrong watermelon artificial
1:56:40
watermelon watermelon flavors absolutely the worst by far grapes kind of okay in some stuff
1:56:49
grape candy can be okay but watermelon watermelon like watermelon amazing grapefruit one of my favorites
1:56:55
Watermelon candy completely [ __ ] different it's so bad
1:57:00
bananas quite yeah banana is pretty bad too as a flavor it's so weird that like some of the best
1:57:07
can some of the best fruit makes the worst tasting like candy apple is a bit
1:57:12
like that too Apple's not the worst [Music]
1:57:23
artificial watermelon is aggressively made yes I I just don't like like it's not
1:57:29
even like it's mid like I'll have it and it's like that was that was worse than what I wanted grape grape is mid
1:57:35
watermelon is actively bad real bananas used to taste like candy
1:57:40
bananas now what did you try the peach flavor of monster
1:57:45
it's Lewis Hamilton no why would I drink any flavor of monster that's not monster
1:57:51
Ultra I don't need to I the the one other thing I tried is this thing
1:57:56
is the Red Bull sugar-free the tropical Edition
1:58:02
[ __ ] slaps quite frankly better than original Rebel it's good um it's solid I like the way that it
1:58:08
makes my brain feel tingly because it's got aspartame in it
1:58:14
my hair what the [ __ ] okay
1:58:19
um mango flavor candies are pretty good I've never tried I never tried once mango is great
1:58:25
mango flavors left okay you're very British holy [ __ ] I've never I haven't heard anyone say lush it's a good thing
1:58:33
damn that's so pretty that's aggressively British man I want more cake I want pizza I want to put on a
1:58:39
dress My Little My Brain strawberry is really good but uncontroversial flavor
1:58:49
do I have a controversial flavor of thing I mean my only controversial one is like I love orange like I love the
1:58:55
orange oh yeah sorry here's what I was gonna say hypothetically happy birthday f1nn people blush
1:59:03
thank you that's very sweet of you am I gonna have to I bet you you've got a clip while you're insulting me on Amaya's Channel guarantee it Amaya does
1:59:10
he has he done that probably anyway um oh [ __ ] thanks for 100 bits
1:59:16
um well let's think Brita banana oh that's [ __ ] cool that's weird
1:59:21
um oh [ __ ] what is he saying [ __ ] I was I had a thing I had a thing that I was saying [ __ ]
1:59:29
orange kind of mid oh yeah hypothetically if there was
1:59:34
hypothetically if there was like a lemony like a salary orange that'd be kind of good
1:59:41
I should make like a sour orange candy would you guys would you guys like that I'm gonna produce my own sour orange
1:59:47
candy just for me like some hyper Citrus sort
1:59:52
of [ __ ] oh that'd be kind of POG champ dude
1:59:59
it'll be Niche but it'll be mine
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Sarah is gross if you don't like sour fruit if oh sorry if you don't like sour stuff
2:00:12
you don't like me if you can't [ __ ] with sour you're not
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getting any bushy tonight I'm sorry I just shaved my legs and my ass dude I'm
2:00:23
smooth as a [ __ ] dolphin you ever wanted to [ __ ] a dolphin that's what it would be like
2:00:30
put the Lord I slick they'd call me you drop a beat of water on me it goes right
2:00:35
out it beads right off drip a little bit it's gone okay I got like a like a like
2:00:40
a like one of those leaves in the forest you know
2:00:45
smooth as [ __ ] I [ __ ] moisturize got like aloe vera dude oh shaved oh
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[ __ ] what did I say uh I uh [ __ ] what's the word exfoliated oh exfoliated real good
2:01:02
shaved leg real good damn dude so smooth Rose
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but I just want you to know that I got the artist working on your Christmas picture I was hoping to have it ready by
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today but no love also Amazon put all my gifts in separate packages I am very
2:01:21
sorry some are fun some less so all right [ __ ] it that's fun
2:01:28
ceramic coated yeah I am sure dude my legs are ceramic coated and then you white like oh my God we were talking
2:01:35
about this in offline chat just like a second before stream and it was like I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm a little late I was
2:01:41
shaving and they're like what are you shaving you got it all lasered off dude laser doesn't just like you go for a
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couple sessions then it's gone like it slows down hair growth it makes it way easier to shave like I don't ever get
2:01:53
like ingrown hairs or like [ __ ] razor bumps on my legs ever anymore never once because zip zaped them off there's way
2:02:01
less of them and they're finer and they grow slower and stuff they're great um but like everywhere else bro you gotta
2:02:08
like [ __ ] like it's a pain in the ass maybe I should get my balls laser man I'm leaning more into the idea of doing
2:02:15
that day Finn love you lots anyway really enjoying the see-through content
2:02:20
keep it up thumbs up
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what does Aspartame make your brain go fuzzy isn't it sweetener it's real bad for your brain you really shouldn't drink it much if you if you can help it
2:02:34
um put your balls into a cage and become a proper girl I don't think I don't think
2:02:41
women have listen I like you have never seen a woman without her clothes on but
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I I'm guessing I it's I swear to God I learned about it in anatomy they do not
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have balls right
2:02:58
my little Virgin Eyes can't couldn't cope with seeing something like that I've heard they have a vagina or
2:03:06
something three months save me how do they pee I don't [ __ ] know man the scientists even [ __ ] know that
2:03:16
maybe it's like a cloaca like they have like pigeon sort of thing like it's both out of the same you know it's quite a
2:03:22
bit dude I saw the funniest there was a
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trans girl I don't remember I don't remember I think I saw it on Tick Tock I don't remember who made the jokes I'm sorry I can't credit them but they were
2:03:33
like I hang out with so many trans women that I genuinely forgot uh like there are women with vaginas and not penises
2:03:42
like their default was having so many trans friends and just like
2:03:49
I forgot about them oh [ __ ]
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that's so good I wonder if that I you know I was thinking about this earlier I don't okay
2:04:01
this is a weird thing to just say but like I don't think I do is this not true I feel like I'm
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gonna like if I have hold on no I don't think I do I don't think that
2:04:12
I have a gay friend just like a gay dude friend I don't think I know one I know a
2:04:18
bunch of gators I just don't like actively I gotta I gotta step that up I'm like
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chronic or a lesbian friend I got a dude I gotta like try and oh I gotta try and collect them all LGBT
2:04:31
do you like I'm on like BTS candies nuts flavor your mouth aspartame by the way
2:04:37
is not that bad at worst anxiety good for losing weight yeah brain dead that's
2:04:43
why I keep drinking it because it's good but like yeah lesbian I'll be your friend
2:04:49
nice trans mask friends I I was really good friends with someone that turned out to be transmasked does that count
2:04:57
I'm taking that off the list like I met them after they transitioned like they look great uh
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I don't know no it doesn't count I need to yeah okay fair enough you know what I've just realized I'm friends with straight people trans girls and
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bisexuals I think and I've also got I've got a
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like queer knocked out because I know uh soda so so I got that non-binary I think
2:05:23
so does so does sort of on the non-binary sort of thing I believe um
2:05:28
I might be slightly wrong I'm not actually certain uh Ace maybe car I mean I don't know I
2:05:34
don't think me and I don't think you consider me and Carl Jacobs like friends we we're like acquaintances so
2:05:41
ah so does your soda soda's [ __ ] whatever the hell peaches peaches like
2:05:48
on the what the hold on what is Peachy exactly what does peach identify us I thought
2:05:54
that was like a non-binary peachy or is Pete I don't remember what I
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remember when they first came out it was some there was was it non-binary [ __ ] dude
2:06:04
someone's gotta know get a tank for your birthday would be awesome I should go buy a tank PG's
2:06:10
transfer okay I got a [ __ ] ton of different answers from you PT's trans fam confirmed really no [ __ ]
2:06:19
damn it just another one of the trans girls oh God damn it PG
2:06:26
God you couldn't have been [ __ ]
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[Music] how dare though Peach shells Pizza yeah no I've got to
2:06:41
get a lesbian friend and a gay friend and I think then I've and then
2:06:48
and then I got them all and then I've got them yeah
2:06:59
I don't think me and lesbians run in the same circles that's the thing I bet you I could like gay friend [ __ ] yeah dude
2:07:05
dude uh I went to okay that one time I went to a gay club I gotta go I gotta go
2:07:11
to another gay club it's so addicting I don't don't take the strong way or anything but like
2:07:17
going to a gay club was [ __ ] awesome for me it was amazing holy [ __ ] I don't
2:07:24
think you guys have ever [ __ ] it was dude I haven't gone since but God damn it I want to like if someone invites me
2:07:30
I'll say yes I'll cancel plans for it so like take it in a good way it's a [ __ ]
2:07:37
good thing okay this is the only reason why people are so nice people are so
2:07:43
[ __ ] you ever been to a normal Club you ever been clubbing chat like like
2:07:49
you know straight you know straight club whatever just like I don't know there's like [ __ ] anywhere from like 20 year
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olds to 30 35 year olds you know it's awful
2:08:03
it's so Dreadful every girl has like that orange like full face of make I'm
2:08:08
in the UK full face makeup thing in like a dress with their like half of one ass cheek hang out and all the guys smell
2:08:15
like like Link's body spray and they all have like that like side
2:08:21
fade everyone looks the same everyone acts the same they're all Dreadful and it takes so long to get a drink or like
2:08:27
because there's everyone is piling up by the bar right it's so bad it's Dreadful and I'm also not that tall I'm I'm
2:08:35
listen I'm massive I'm 510 I'm taller than any [ __ ] woman you put me up next to but I'm also somehow shorter
2:08:41
than everyone ever that goes to a club when the [ __ ] did that become a thing like everyone that goes out clubbing at
2:08:47
strip clubs are all like six foot five [ __ ] you let's use my average I anyway
2:08:53
you're not at all in real life I am taller than every [ __ ] YouTuber and streamer because they're all short but
2:09:00
then you go out in public and suddenly I'm short again anyway so when you compare anyway wear heels no no not to a
2:09:08
[ __ ] straight club anyway when you compare the experience to a gay club the one that I went to and listen I almost
2:09:15
maybe I shouldn't go to any other gay club because this is It's Gonna like taint my experience of the thing
2:09:21
so yeah world was like six six or something like that it's wild I'm like
2:09:27
looking up a wall like that um but dude I get I come I walked into like that guy
2:09:34
club dude made a friend immediately because it's everyone's so chill and so
2:09:39
epic and one of them knew me also hi dude I you don't know the [ __ ]
2:09:47
feeling okay unless you're unless you're like I don't know like you're in my position or like you're I don't know if
2:09:53
this is a thing with all [ __ ] gay bars whatever or you're like I guess in my world like a [ __ ] I know you're a
2:09:59
nine eight out of ten girl right like somewhere in that like you know it's seven and up you look great right
2:10:06
you're you're a sight to behold sort of girl you know look twice sort of thing I walk up to that goddamn bar they they
2:10:14
you know that feeling when uh when a bar when like a bartender good does this to you they're like serving someone and
2:10:19
then you're like right next to the person they go and then serve the someone else that got there after you
2:10:25
you know that exact feeling that was what they were doing to everyone besides me I was the [ __ ] they went to
2:10:31
immediately like dude I would step up to that bar I get served within a minute
2:10:36
[ __ ] that oh my God that's [ __ ] addicting dude I gotta do that [ __ ] again because I
2:10:43
look like this and everyone's like oh you're [ __ ] you're [ __ ] doing some [ __ ] man let's line up this is cool
2:10:50
it was nice it was really nice I wanna oh my God I got it F1 and then you are
2:10:55
so tall any YouTube video you're in is automatically considered a YouTube short
2:11:07
[ __ ] that was good that was good but that's upsetting Finn loves the attention he gets as a girl yes
2:11:17
that was never up for question Fame has upsides like that like that's not fame the bar staff did not know me they were
2:11:25
I but I like had eyelashes on and I had long hair and I looked interesting like I don't know I I don't I don't blend in
2:11:32
but me not blending in the straight club is like oh but be friends we have three cute friends including Johnny and peachy
2:11:39
also you get a non-binary ace friend it's a win-win true Dwight be friends
2:11:45
with me I think Oh wait [ __ ] what's Johnny last time I went to agar bar it was
2:11:52
glorious what is Juicy friendly and I just shimmered and saying to go I think [ __ ]
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um yeah I I don't remember most of the good nights I've had happy birthday Finn
2:12:05
love your content I want to send you a jersey what number would you want
2:12:14
I'll let Chad answer because we're both thinking the same there it is yeah 69 please thank you
2:12:20
um that'd be pretty cool um 69 will be epic
2:12:28
also take o5 I'll also take o5 I like o5 as a number
2:12:33
um that one I I wanna I won five on a uh what's it called
2:12:38
on uh roulette that's my first my my lucky [ __ ] number was it 69.5 69
2:12:45
would also be cool 69 would be the best I think 69 favorite second place uh oh five third place 420.
2:12:54
420 in three days come on oh [ __ ] yeah Hitler's birthday I'm surprised so many people are so
2:13:00
hyped about 4 20. I thought Hitler was like universally disliked but I guess people really celebrate his birthday
2:13:06
all right weird
2:13:12
anyway should I get into my life's pretty dress um
2:13:17
not this again oh yeah did I ever tell you oh my God it's my Grandma's birthday how
2:13:23
rude oh it's done videos
2:13:29
oh Hobbit oh [ __ ] yeah dude how to get dressed first hello Fredo I know
2:13:36
you're in chat stop being down bad for Finn and get on Terraria already we have to kill the twins
2:13:42
twinks oh twins my [ __ ] sorry I'm just I'm just I'm thinking of
2:13:49
it in my like quote retweets I want that twink obliterated um okay let me run an ad let me get into
2:13:56
my little dress I'm gonna play Fireflies for you in the meantime okay I'm gonna get into my little cute cutesy dress my
2:14:01
birthday dress hold on I'm gonna do hold on
2:14:07
I can in those Contour needs like tiniest little thing
2:14:15
tiny update do you consider yourself hot [ __ ] no oh my god um like consider myself really good at
2:14:22
posing I think that's my thing yeah oh you just wait until the filter I've had
2:14:27
on for this entire time until I when I started streaming to now like if I like open my mouth too wide or I turn around
2:14:34
too fast and it flickers off and you get to see a glimpse of the real me you wait till that day [ __ ] comes all right
2:14:41
let me run an ad I'm joking all right I'll see you in three minutes have fun with fireflies peace if you're
2:14:48
not subbed uh suck for you boom and then for the people that are subbed have a nice time listening to fireflies I'm
2:14:55
gonna get into my little blue dress [Music] have a good look at chair in the meantime
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[ __ ] I dropped the thing [Music]
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oh my God the cake and chair yo no and the blast no way
2:15:16
[Music] this truly is a day to remember
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[ __ ]
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[Music]
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I might be able to get away with not wearing a bra let me try it if this doesn't work I'm
2:15:40
screwed but if it does it will be pug then I'll
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be wearing no one [Music]
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thank you [Music]
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oh fellas I don't know if this dress gonna fit after all that cake [ __ ]
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I think I tried this on when I was a little [Music]
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something
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[Music] no [ __ ] okay
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let's see if this thing fits [Music]
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okay [Music] wait does this fit me better oh I might
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have lost weight actually since I tried this on uh
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[Music]
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okay [Music] laughs
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I actually did because I know that I'm the same way but I am fit into this dress pattern so
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I just put dude I just put on some ass
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I there's a there's a thing that I'm trying to tie at the back of this but I don't think I have the ability to do
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this properly
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I'm just gonna tie it in a knot oh it's gonna look like [ __ ] I'm not gonna be able to turn around for you but
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the dress is on I think that's it I think I'm done [Music]
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oh there's a light oh my God the label's still in this thing oh [ __ ]
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I truly have kept the stress completely like I've tried it on once and went like oh that's nice and took it off
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I'm I haven't seen myself in this dress yet these dudes
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okay hold on hold on hold on hold on if it goes okay right right all right here
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hold on let me like come on let me was before stream there we go and then you know just for
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now I just want you to remember I just want you remember what I was
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hold on ah
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mid 18 versus hold on no I don't care I do not give a [ __ ]
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let me just let me see if I don't know I'll play a different song while I'm just checking something oh
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okay hold on let me check this thing
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[Music] oh I've got an idea
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I've got an idea [Music]
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why do you hate the screen so much chat don't be wimps
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[Music]
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all right [ __ ] it I'm gonna grab some water I'll be like a couple minutes maybe not even that like one minute
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laughs [Music]
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foreign [Music]
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foreign [Music]
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foreign [Music]
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thank you all right
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I also bought more random presents and [ __ ] [Music]
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oh my God [Music] okay I figured while I was there
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hey boys I also got a whiskey glass [Music]
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okay Arch reveal what what
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wait why did someone enchant just say [ __ ] you're looking at like me when I was a dude what do you mean that's like
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me when I was like the most most dude chat what do you mean [ __ ]
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[ __ ] I look like a guy there I can't even like give you the [ __ ] you
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ASL all right I'll give you two options ah no you know
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I don't know I won't I'm gonna fix my hair after though come on camera all right [ __ ] is you ready the new
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splash screen horrible I was a 13 year old girl in an obviously mature stream
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like this I just asked for Google and high heels like a good girl and you try
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to traumatize us with this little girl you're a monster I have Master Ultra you
2:23:21
could not see that and think girl or dude I stay happy I'm anyway [ __ ] I have like the coming
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in of a beard in that photo or at least what I could grow anyway ready three two
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one that was a that's a really weird yeah
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going from that screen to this one
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can I like I was like doing that pose
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holy [ __ ] oh my god dude
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why can't I not tilt my head the same way
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here's the dress by the way uh I pretty [ __ ] pretty cool I even added a
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necklace because I knew you'd like it how nice am I but anyway the back looks scuffed oh
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black looks almost gone and then five to happy your birthday watching you live
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and having dine with crisps is so marvelous delicious I giving you three pounds sterling for your fabulous
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content remain yourself to drink water jolly good show old I got I got some
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good water I got some epic water I will say uh the dress is a little like like
2:24:47
if I go like that I am now no longer in the dress like there's an air gap behind the whole thing but whatever waste bad
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waistline aside sad stream Labs surrounded me from don't know enter chair it didn't go trough to stream what
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do you think you know look okay the back scuff don't look at my feet God [ __ ] they gotta
2:25:07
fight um look you can see that my Abel you look like princess spelling her blue
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dress like she sings about the town's people like oh yeah look so it's open back
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there you go there's there's the snatched waist that you're after by the way nice but like I I had to just tie it
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in a knot so like you know
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it's not bad it's not terrible it's not terrible by the way that like the oh my God this
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dress the waistline but only in 27-month streaks sag this is what I'm trying to
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work on like from the side I think I'm like doing great but like I want a narrow waste happy day you in a good
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sign is set today less than three that's gonna mean a bunch of exercise and so
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trim like a little body fat and then my muscles when are we gonna get the Joi content
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what the [ __ ] is joy [ __ ] I've heard I know that's a pawn thing but I don't know what it means uh
2:26:12
uh I know it's a pawn thing but I don't [ __ ] it let me Google it uh because I I
2:26:17
know this time jerk off instructions
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why [ __ ] no wait no I've seen like red light green light before
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but I thought like is it the same thing
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have you seen red have you seen like a red light green like them I've seen that before I remember that I remember seeing
2:26:39
that and I was like oh squid game and I was like oh this isn't a squid
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game does that mean we finally get Parcels
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opened yes I am now fully dressed I don't know what the BET was
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the prediction or whatever it was um
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I can't see I don't know what it is
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I don't have any yells that match this actually I don't think but also listen it's my birthday sure I don't know heels
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suck no no I don't want to wear them also it's gonna make like getting up and grabbing packages the most the biggest
2:27:22
pain in the ass on Earth um bigger than I'll be a pain in your ass after uh in hold on after a bigger
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pain than I'll be in your mother's ass does that mean we watch Hobbit's video
2:27:37
I'm down it depends how long it is because I might want to watch The Hobbit video to walk more towards the end of
2:27:43
the stream because it is just like a lot of like Hobbits Hobbits storytelling is
2:27:48
like slow paced so it's kind of hard to like I don't know it's it's they're really good but
2:27:55
they're like movies you know they're like to be sat down and enjoyed I just want to make sure we're all okay with
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that in the Box oh I reckon I'd do it under
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20 minutes that's so long that to under I don't know the last time I've made a video that lasted 20 minutes even this
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one is 16.
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I did make a 20 I made a 22 minute video Once a little bit like a week ago not bad
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let's go all right it's 15. oh the full credits okay iPhone
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I wish I could dress like you with as much confidence uh you have but also happy what oh wait but also happy
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birthday [ __ ] yeah I I truly I've got a uh I've got a trick for you I think I've
2:28:43
got an actual genuine tip I'd say this is like femboy Academy but like you don't have to do this unless you're a
2:28:49
little bit like ah damn it when I you know because I used to do this an awful lot like I okay it's kind of a little
2:28:55
bit demoralizing when you know you look worse than you like I don't know you just look bad that day you just get it
2:29:01
you get [ __ ] up by it my tip hold on being flirting with a co-worker today a
2:29:07
CIS woman watching your stream in between trying to keep them separate or the conversation will get complicated it
2:29:14
feels like I'm playing with femboy fire that's kind of funny you got to bring me up see if she see if she's down you can
2:29:21
really test what type of person she is if you pitch me you know see how positive or negatively they respond to
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someone like I mean it would be a nice gesture for you to dress up in heels I mean
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thousands of people showed up gave you gifts and money happy birthday the same
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people you've been scamming for dresses I'm just saying well okay with that
2:29:45
you're you're I'm not letting you guilt me into this but also I didn't spam I didn't scam I've been wearing skirts and dresses
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they just happen to be quite short skirts and dresses I never wear trousers
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that I can say anyway
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although I will say depending on what happens on the trip I might actually end up scamming just okay
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[ __ ] I can't tell you why even anyway don't worry [ __ ] I I listen I
2:30:16
really wish I could tell you more about the Mr Beast video thing but I can't I truly can't just understand that like if I told you
2:30:23
where I'm going you get it stays the same in her majesty Mommy I know Mr Mr uh [ __ ] I'm the king Mr
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King of the land oh [ __ ] she died I've oh my God I forgot
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she's dead wait she is she died the Queen's dead right she died [Music]
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did I dream that be hereby release you of any obligations rules of my previous donations I sentence you to a happy
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birthday party like a rock star I reserve the right to tease you okay
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right in honor of in honor of you being nice femboy is number two trending at
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25.3 K on your birthday divine blessing from the Femme Lord
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and boys always lives in a box [ __ ] sake um all right cheers I
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sent some you may be right but like um [ __ ] dude he'll suck I wanna I wanna be able to
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get pressed I don't know whenever I'm not wearing a course or anything and I'm also not worrying like the cleavage also
2:31:34
the cleavage thing wouldn't work for this but also like dude for this one I don't know I always feel
2:31:39
like I have shittiest streams when I'm like in something uncomfortable because I'm less happy about it so like I'll get uncomfortable Midstream son
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oh my God dude unironically I forgot what whiskey
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toasted like I'm having a bath so you still have to do mine oh [ __ ] twice uh I don't remember the
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last I don't know that stream that stream's out of my mind I I only I remember this stream and that was about it [ __ ] I do have to do that one okay
2:32:13
that's fine you made me hetero flexible checks a lot
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I'm not subbed sorry I don't know you your name's really similar to a really nice like frequent fear of mine called
2:32:26
I'm now subbed he's great but I don't know you
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oh Fanboy Academy tip you have oh sorry the Fanboy little Fanboy hack all right I got one of two hold on I'll mute so I
2:32:37
don't get distracted because I know you're all right I got one of two the first thing is like okay if you feel
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like it's harder to like I don't know take photos or some [ __ ] like that it's you're gonna you might feel like
2:32:49
[ __ ] about how you look about things it's a way better use of your time to learn how to like properly light and
2:32:55
pose because also don't learn from other Fanboys learn from women like see how
2:33:03
they pose like that's how you'd also if you're a special if you're trans right don't learn from like people that are
2:33:09
still transitioning although they may be very good at certain stuff like I don't know if you want to hide certain like masculizing features like dude what you
2:33:16
do with your face important [ __ ] like that it's just the vibe you give it's way more worth your time to learn how to
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like light do makeup and everything the stuff that's like annoying skills to learn but that's pretty much the only
2:33:28
reason why I I can do this is because I look like [ __ ]
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but I know how to do makeup well and I know how to pose you know
2:33:40
you have Perfect Skin though no dude my Skin's Dreadful I just like it's just a
2:33:45
thing you gotta pick up it's just like it's a bunch of skills getting good skin in a lot of cases I I have a [ __ ]
2:33:52
skin disease technically or I have psoriasis uh it hasn't really shown itself yet but that's gonna [ __ ]
2:33:58
happen at some point like you know I don't have like God genetics on that side of things uh but you know I was
2:34:05
like I had [ __ ] hold on hold on I'm gonna do it again I'm gonna jump scare you look how shitty my skin is there like I had acne but it's shitty it's
2:34:12
really bad I just like got a good skincare routine it's great um worth doing
2:34:18
or like worse comes to worst go use like Instagram filters way easier to take photos when you've got Instagram filters
2:34:24
on uh and also it turns out no one gives a [ __ ] have you ever realized like when you scroll through Tick Tock oh my god
2:34:31
when I shut the [ __ ] up uh you don't realize like scrolling through Tick Tock
2:34:37
and [ __ ] everyone's got a filter on and no one mentions it anymore it's just become very normal it's nothing just do
2:34:42
that that's nothing yeah no big deal at all Finster skin suit
2:34:47
now that's nothing oh now did you see my back when I turned around a little bit like you can sort of see a little bit
2:34:53
I've got like see all these little I got like acne scars you see that there they're not bad now but they used to be
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awful they used to be really [ __ ] bad but um I don't know everyone has
2:35:06
imperfections man I just have you ever have you never like uh what's it called
2:35:13
have you ever noticed like sorry my [ __ ] it's warm in here now I'm talking about my insecurities I'm getting nervous
2:35:20
um it is also warm in here it's probably the whiskey but like have you ever
2:35:25
um but have you ever uh noticed like some
2:35:30
girls on the internet some like online Eagles you never see them without makeup they they just will not publish a photo
2:35:36
like you'd have to Google for it specifically uh that's why dude like it's the whole
2:35:42
like maintaining this illusion of perfection and [ __ ] like it's a big thing in like online
2:35:49
communities so like you you were constantly seeing edited and
2:35:54
cherry-picked Perfection and comparing yourself to these people who are already like beautiful and like top one percent
2:36:00
of looks in society it's really hard to not Bell looks great with bells Belle
2:36:06
without makeup is a great photo she's still standing yeah Bell Bells uh real pretty
2:36:11
Bell's real pretty but she also makes a just like what was it like a million a
2:36:17
month from being pretty you know it's like pretty uh yeah you
2:36:22
know like there are people out there that are pretty damn near perfect uh but
2:36:27
listen no one is perfect she's yeah no one's perfect dude
2:36:33
I wanna yeah do you want to know a genuine thing
2:36:40
uh I don't think this would be that I've got done as pause I was about to say okay but a genuine thing that made me
2:36:45
feel a little better um dude
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okay no [ __ ] it I'll make that joke after but I don't I don't think this is a big deal to say or anything but like
2:36:56
the uh when I met with Belle and everything and we were doing that like One shirtless photo where she's like not
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you know just so I can remind you about nothing being shirtless on top of me just you know you remember when that
2:37:07
happened chat can we all relive that moment so I can as well cool um but like when she was there when she
2:37:14
was like getting on top of me and [ __ ] and she was like leaning over to see a photo that we taken I was like ah I
2:37:19
noticed like damn dude like Belle's got a couple like one or two little like old
2:37:25
little spots or something like not even like an acne scar sort of thing just like a little dot like nothing
2:37:31
but I was like in that little moment I was just like [ __ ] I don't I don't know if you can
2:37:36
appreciate how much that meant to me weirdly because that was like it's such an insane insecurity of mine and I was
2:37:44
like [ __ ] dude this like she's beautiful like genuinely uh like she's like [ __ ]
2:37:49
this perfect person went through a little bit of the same thing yeah she's human too sort of thing you know why are
2:37:56
you looking at that what do you mean she was like like okay what did you think dude imagine like the Bell takes her
2:38:03
shirt off and I'm just laser focused on it [ __ ] that's it I pay no attention to anything else but yeah it's kind of
2:38:08
interesting like you spot insecurity on someone it makes them more human to you you know it's just or not and it's curious but some floor and it was cool
2:38:15
because Bell is Flawless in every way besides that um but yeah she's uh it was it was nice
2:38:22
it was like a humanizing little thing and it made again it's hard to appreciate that like that means nearly nothing to you but it
2:38:29
meant a lot to me at the time which was very neat uh but it was very cool but yeah that was fun and by the way the
2:38:36
jug that I thought of was like you ever seen I rewatched a bunch of the [ __ ] Marvel movies recently you know that
2:38:41
scene in Civil War you know that scene in Civil War like
2:38:46
nearer the end where like Zemo is behind the glass and looking at Captain America and he's like you know now that I see
2:38:54
you you've got a bit of green in the blue of your eyes it was like that moment
2:38:59
I spotted I spotted one floor oh God nice how nice
2:39:07
to [ __ ] dude I'm [ __ ] it I'm a nerd bro uh it is genuinely really [ __ ] warm
2:39:13
in here I'm gonna open a window drink water okay
2:39:19
Finn Bell seems like a nice person I thought she was word for a bit no Belle's lovely in real life like
2:39:25
really genuine like normal human really crazy all right hold on
2:39:31
dress is gonna write up and it's going to
2:39:38
begin okay oh you've got to remind me when it turns
2:39:44
like 11 30 or so because that's the last time I can order pizza okay the last time I can order pizza is
2:39:52
like 11.45 so you gotta warn me okay when it's getting close
2:39:57
is that titty milk gamer Subs no it's the lemonade flavor because it slaps all
2:40:02
right yeah that would not end your career it's 11 40. no it's 10 47.
2:40:09
um all right [ __ ] uh shall we should we open some gifts what knife shall I
2:40:15
use
2:40:26
oh my God hey TV oh
2:40:33
you messaged me earlier but it was a really long message I haven't read it yet I'm like saving it I haven't seen it yet
2:40:40
is this your 23rd my 23rd birthday's in like four days I'm just celebrating it early because I won't be on I won't be
2:40:46
available on my actual birthday um Choice paralysis for knives I know
2:40:52
I've got so many this is the one I opened the cake with the open the cake with Cut the Cake with it's a chef knife
2:40:58
made by Spyderco it's made out of LC 200n steel I memorized that didn't even [ __ ] read it yep got it right let's
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go oh Donuts off oh [ __ ] I forgot to re-enable them oh [ __ ]
2:41:10
whoops might be got it now I think
2:41:17
I'm having a bad day so you still have to do mine do mine twice oh yeah oh yeah sorry I
2:41:24
ever I remember that one don't worry um how about we pick a knife first that's
2:41:30
more important say it [ __ ] you um flexible T8 checks a lot
2:41:37
I got the pm3 oh huh what about that huh little shiny
2:41:42
shiny but femboys have a shiny place in my heart both because they normalize
2:41:48
skirts for all genders and well look at you wow may I have a crush on you Rose I'm sorry Finn
2:41:55
that's very sweet
2:42:02
like you agreed to do for girl months I mean yes cancel does literally spend
2:42:08
hours going out of his way to find comfy cute clothes you will like and look good in that guilt you never
2:42:18
I do wear a lot of Archangel stuff actually you should also send a lot Spartacus monk I don't have a smark dude oh but I
2:42:25
tenders though I got 10 a gift Fanboys suck watching Marilyn Monroe
2:42:31
I'll open something and I'll do the thing stone is good example to be feminine hmm
2:42:38
um okay let me show you how great of a Gift Giver I am if you like knives so
2:42:43
how are you planning to make your waist look thinner in front what sort of exercise does that
2:42:50
is that code for removing a couple of ribs indeed no no no no no uh it's
2:42:56
mostly like uh fat and organs so you can't do [ __ ] about organs obviously but you can do [ __ ] about
2:43:02
is uh essentially like muscle mass is more dense than what the [ __ ] is that
2:43:08
muscle mass is more dense than fat so it will you can stay the exact same
2:43:13
weight but if you replace it with muscle you'll be physically smaller so if I
2:43:18
lean out mutt a little bit by working out and I'm working out basically just my ass
2:43:23
um but I should do some upper body stuff so lean out eat a [ __ ] ton of protein
2:43:29
um gain a gain a bunch of muscle mass and great gain like hip a little bit more gorgeous elegant
2:43:36
fashionable yes I'm busting hell yeah just remove the organs
2:43:42
work your core too that you can't spot Target fat if you work your core I mean
2:43:49
I can do sure I could like it's whatever it's a good like just overall you should work out like overall stuff but
2:43:57
if you but if you do a bunch of sit-ups enough to voluntarily wear skirts or dresses offline
2:44:04
no I mean I do around like that but like go out I use any opportunity to not go out
2:44:10
one and then come on and then count GM f1n and couch mf1 NM code Jam
2:44:19
let's see which one I got been watching your content for over two months now and
2:44:24
my watch streak is unbroken love the streams and the vods been following your
2:44:29
makeup tips and they've helped me feel more feminine and like myself more transgender Pride F1 and then heart
2:44:41
gifts sound good here's a small one gotta run so have fun
2:44:48
what do you want to thinking about myself what the [ __ ] do you mean here's a small
2:44:54
one Christ thank you for the hundred dollars Silvers okay use a waist trainer to get the curves
2:45:00
you dude it sucks I don't know if you've actually tried waist training but you'll be in a shitty mood all of the time
2:45:07
so hard it's so bad [ __ ] what's the other one um
2:45:12
okay I promise I'm not stalling I'm just genuinely interested in this topic all right shall I show you what I got for uh
2:45:19
10 as a gift and if you [ __ ] with knives you're gonna think I'm the best friend okay all right shall I show you a chat
2:45:28
okay I'm gonna go like most interesting to least all right boxes yeah sure all
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right okay there you go first up all right let me see okay I'm gonna go like that first up
2:45:41
here's what I got ten right I got ten a little gift he's giving me a lot of gifts I got him some cool gifts I got
2:45:47
him this one I got an Andrew Denko uh Demko 2080 20.5 months this is pretty [ __ ] awesome this lock
2:45:54
mechanism's great this is like a full I think it's titanium handle it might be still I'm not sure but it's a beefy
2:46:00
[ __ ] beefy [ __ ] it's a great knife this is a high quality knife and they're all very high quality if you know about
2:46:06
nut this is only going to be shot clock if okay look if you know about knives stay tuned all right
2:46:12
you're cool I know um so 80 20.5 Andrew Demko great [ __ ]
2:46:18
knife maker um they actually you can get this knife for like I think it's like a couple hundred bucks they're not two and in the
2:46:23
world of knives that's not too bad this is the cheapest one on the list that I got them second one
2:46:29
boom baby I got on the [ __ ] Smock I found a smock available I sh I got him
2:46:35
the uh the Spyderco smock I [ __ ] love this thing this would be
2:46:40
my perfect knife I haven't got one for myself if this was a full flat grind if
2:46:45
this went if this grind went all the way up this would be my absolute perfect knife uh it's a button lock by Spyderco
2:46:53
it's a button compression lock it's sick so Spyderco has this like compression lock system that I can't use because of
2:46:59
my goddamn nails now it's like a liner lock but in the back so it's way safer to use but then but it's a kind of
2:47:05
fiddly maneuver but they added a button to it very [ __ ] cool and then finally
2:47:14
I found one that's available boys I got a Mariah XO actually I got him the one
2:47:20
that locks too fellas I know that only 10 of you know
2:47:26
what the [ __ ] this is this is a gravity knife this is a
2:47:33
ridiculously like by the way hard to find a knife right now it's rare
2:47:38
um
2:47:45
hell yeah don't worry you gave me a bit of time here's a Nick Shabazz video on everybody uh let me show you this thing
2:47:51
can you pause let me show you this thing opening and closing like how how it works does he do it like in one motion
2:47:58
no maybe very common thing for out the front style knives but it's uh that's
2:48:05
definitely a thing look at that [ __ ] it [ __ ] you basically open up the side of it
2:48:11
this is not the most subtle it is definite unfortunately it's not the most something feeling thing
2:48:17
and it just flies out of there hold on this is like the most close-up zoomed in video of this I don't know if I can find
2:48:23
like a listen Nick Shabazz great great reviewer but um okay metal complex is gonna do something
2:48:30
flashy with it I guarantee it no he's really zoomed in as well
2:48:36
bro why doesn't no one open it fun there you go maybe this one
2:48:43
oh yeah like there's a good little view of it look at this thing right back into itself so there are no springs it's just
2:48:49
gravity that's the knife look at that so [ __ ] cool like anyway that's really
2:48:55
[ __ ] cool but they're illegal nearly everywhere but intense date they're not so I got
2:49:01
him that seems fragile no they're like it's like titanium scales steel ever nice I'm not allowed to own that knife
2:49:08
so I figured someone should really really cool Finney used to Stacked with knives if you wait what Finn are you
2:49:13
stacked with the knife if so you're invisible in birming what the [ __ ] does what what about karambits I have a
2:49:21
Karambit I don't get why people like Karambit so much they're okay they're cool I found them cool for a bit
2:49:27
um Riot made a version of that that's uh the version of that that's a Karambit which is really [ __ ] funky but it's
2:49:33
pretty neat I mean invisible they said invisible it still doesn't grammatically make sense um but no so like uh they're so fun to
2:49:40
fidget with yeah karambits are fun to like flick around your finger and [ __ ] because have you seen the laser engraved
2:49:46
spider chests from alumnia I don't really give a [ __ ] about I mean
2:49:52
laser engraving can be cool but personally it's whatever it doesn't really add much to an iPhone I feel like
2:49:58
if you're into it then yeah girl's name sorry I couldn't get you a
2:50:04
book Day present love your content get me through some tough times happily
2:50:10
drinking my microwave tea while watching you what do we call the baby what I [ __ ]
2:50:16
chat I need to I need a name I need a baby name foreign
2:50:24
thank you for impairing me to explore my feminine side smile
2:50:29
okay inspiring let's go I'm sure I'm so inspiring
2:50:36
that's sweet I I make fun of it a little bit because it's kind of hard to say that happy birthday to the hottest
2:50:42
manliest man with the softest cake here's to many more happy and pogb days
2:50:47
to my Femme boyfriend living in my walls who made me discover I'm sort of heteroflexible now that that's a
2:50:53
compliment I can do fun with Jimmy for all of us I don't know where my [ __ ] Karambit
2:50:59
is God damn it I just want to prove to you I have one uh it was the Karambit was like one of the I think it was like
2:51:05
the second or third knife I ever bought they're fun ish I guess but they get
2:51:10
boring quickly because they're fixed blade I mean to me I'm not really into fixed blade knives I like being able to fidget with something like that's why I
2:51:16
love like Bala songs so much because you can just sit there and do like cool tricks my boob [ __ ] hold on
2:51:24
like you can just sit there and do a cool trick it's like an adult fidget spinner they're so fun and even like
2:51:29
just regular folding ones like it was like a fun one that I have to play with I don't know like just this one like
2:51:34
opening it [ __ ] in and out and [ __ ] this one is really like nice like listen to the sound
2:51:39
oh ah beautiful I don't know I just like it the mechanisms in it is so cool do you
2:51:46
ever switch but they're illegal in the UK you can't own them so I'm not allowed same thing with a sharp balisong well
2:51:52
sure you can get anything you want from [ __ ] I don't know dhgate or Alibaba you couldn't order illegal [ __ ] whatever
2:51:58
it's not that big of a deal uh I physically I actually actively don't want a sharp Bala song
2:52:07
life experts what knife should a Layman get on a budget and what knife if money
2:52:12
isn't an issue easy uh spiderco tenacious if you're on a budget it's this one it's a great knife or if you're
2:52:18
in the UK and you want to carry on the Spyderco UK PK 50 bucks three months Punk 40 50 bucks stunning you never need
2:52:24
to buy another knife if money isn't an issue if money isn't an issue there is like
2:52:30
okay it depends what you mean I promise I'm not stalling I just I'm you're
2:52:35
you've asked me questions about my [ __ ] hyper fixation okay right um but like
2:52:40
this is as functional as this you know uh
2:52:46
ish like the the difference between this and this is this one will cut for longer
2:52:54
like significantly longer like four times as long but this is about 40 bucks
2:53:00
50 bucks this is about two grand you don't [ __ ] need this because you
2:53:06
can shop enough you don't need this this is an art knife this is like Japanese accompan like this is one of those ones
2:53:13
that I've wanted for maybe a I wouldn't say a decade like five six years I've
2:53:19
had this one on my mind and then I finally like you know it was always like the thing and then I actually got it as a present from 10 which was very sweet
2:53:26
but yeah Spyderco tenacious and then if you have like a bunch of money to the point that it's not an issue like you've just got infinite money uh buy whatever
2:53:33
the [ __ ] you want um what would you spend too good enough I didn't I don't use my I don't spend money on myself ever uh like I spent
2:53:41
like I'll waste money on ubereats and that's kind of it
2:53:47
I don't um you know but like if you know if you've got like an amount of like I I didn't
2:53:54
buy that knife uh 10 got me that knife as a gift um but yeah if you've got infinite money
2:54:00
it's like buying it's like I don't know it's like buying a car there is no best Supercar really it's kind of to taste
2:54:07
you know I could tell you all the reasons why that like this rockstead is my favorite
2:54:13
knife um to the point where I have not bought another knife after I got this I never
2:54:20
bought another one after that it's my favorite knife it's the this is my like uh Pagani Supercar you know but
2:54:28
um I don't know everything else [ __ ] there's loads of good [ __ ] um this is like a
2:54:35
this knife is really great depends on your use this is like a very stainless steel it's like used for more outdoorsy
2:54:41
kitchen sort of stuff great enough I don't know it's 11 pizza oh all over in like 20 minutes
2:54:48
but yeah um yeah infinite money that you could buy anything it doesn't matter I truly think
2:54:53
that you could buy like that 50 knife is all the knife you will ever need maybe if you want a really spring for
2:55:01
some [ __ ] if you're going for functionality Spyderco paramilitary too
2:55:07
Spyderco paramilitary 2 or a manix 2. I gotta get me a Mannix bro but I can't
2:55:13
justify it because I like a good couple hundred bucks sorry when the time is PO Box is coming
2:55:21
oh fine God damn it I'll get off my little Hobby
2:55:26
I'll open your
2:55:32
fine I'll stop having fun and enjoying myself on my birthday
2:55:38
I guess I'll open the P.O boxes I I don't want to but I'll do it
2:55:48
oh yeah I'm gonna use speaking of [ __ ] it I'll use the pm3
2:55:55
I hope it's more knives No One's Gonna send me a knife all right um
2:56:02
I found this one [ __ ] interesting it's from Corf oh [ __ ] it's from crawfish okay
2:56:09
it's from I don't know where okay this is from Shanghai but it's from crawfish and it's from
2:56:14
Shanghai and it's also big which either me it's not dense enough for it to be a blah hash
2:56:19
what do you think I right chat if I was to take a wild get if you're gonna take a wild guess what do you think I'm gonna
2:56:25
guess like fluffy hoodie don't think it's a plushie because look it's vertical this is something that's
2:56:31
folded I it's not a black hash there's no [ __ ] words of blue hash
2:56:52
my God another one for the pile
2:56:59
another one for the pile why'd they wrap it like this like dude
2:57:04
they wrapped it like a takeout bag what oh [ __ ] did I okay there you go all good all right
2:57:13
oh I can't throw this thing I'm Gonna Knock over the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] if I throw it
2:57:19
I'm Gonna Knock over the clock it's worth Finn I like hearing you talk about your knives I like the part where you
2:57:26
showed that knife and that other illegal knife and the one that cost as much as my car now that yeah it costs more than
2:57:33
Mica um yeah this cost this no it's about the same as my car this little object pretty
2:57:40
cool this is one of my favorite things that I own like this is really [ __ ] cool
2:57:47
I want more cake
2:57:53
okay um oh
2:57:58
[ __ ] chat all right I'm gonna give you the option uh a bag or a box there's about equal of
2:58:06
both when you look okay there's about an equal amount of bags or boxes right there's big boxes there's
2:58:12
big bags oh everyone said box big box or small box
2:58:20
let me see who the big box is from
2:58:26
it doesn't say big box or small box most people saying
2:58:31
big box okay [ __ ] it big box time okay
2:58:36
it's it's reasonably dense like Ow like ah
2:58:45
it's reasonably dense it's pretty dense oh
2:58:50
okay [ __ ] what's your guesses it can't be
2:58:55
wait oh God is this a dildo oh it's got some bounce to it
2:59:02
ah it's got some bounce to it chat imagine this is one big dildo
2:59:14
dude
2:59:20
Airsoft Maybe foreign
2:59:26
okay oh
2:59:36
dude
2:59:56
hey fellas
3:00:03
Johnson classic dick rambone [ __ ]
3:00:11
I will have you know by weight I called out that this was gonna be a giant dildo
3:00:17
by weight by the way it felt in the Box
3:00:24
I I am so I am so attuned to how dildos feel in my hand
3:00:34
obviously I can't show you but I'm gonna open it a little bit I want to see the back I want to see the instructions it's
3:00:39
like one of those closed plastic things
3:00:49
foreign what the [ __ ] is this legendary dick rambone who the [ __ ] is
3:00:56
dick rambone is that a guy it says it says perfect perfect replica
3:01:04
of legendary of the legendary dick rambone what the [ __ ] is that
3:01:12
who the [ __ ] is is it a guy the Legends are true who the [ __ ] is it
3:01:18
approximate Dimensions 15.75 inches that's not that big
3:01:24
insertable length 13.25 all right let's
3:01:32
[ __ ] poster ten dollars says he uses the toy in the next few days
3:01:37
13.5 [ __ ] how why do you think my [ __ ] is
3:01:45
I dude never before you used never ah I don't like the term used when referring
3:01:52
to my bossy um you know dude I there's no [ __ ] white I'm assuming
3:01:59
that this [ __ ] takes some [ __ ] can't wait for testing toy in battle pass no one buys this sort of thing as a
3:02:06
first day you know this is like you've got to search on the internet for a seven almost 16 inch dildo
3:02:13
extreme size for experienced players see I told you you are so so in tuned with the feeling of toys huh yep
3:02:21
textured veins for added stimulation suction cup base for hands-free play
3:02:26
o-ring harness compatible that wow I can't read that
3:02:33
[ __ ] thala Tate free bodysave happy birthday
3:02:40
it's like phth okay I get that you've spelled it out in
3:02:45
chat I'm reading the same word you are [ __ ] I'm trying to see what the [ __ ] it how do you say it
3:02:51
sorry chancy that was mean that would tickle the tonsils from the wrong side
3:03:01
oh my God [ __ ] this one dude dude who the [ __ ] is taking this [ __ ] we
3:03:08
believe in you [ __ ] him put a dick Ram bone it is how did you
3:03:15
know that who the [ __ ] is what is dick rambone I gotta know what dude this is gonna
3:03:22
touch my lungs don't use them they suck soda it is 16 inches long what dude I
3:03:30
don't know if I should ask you why would I use it or how would I use it mother okay I gotta say it hold on
3:03:37
let me put it under the thing Ah that's no fun I thought it was going
3:03:42
to be interesting it's just a really big dildo all right cool cool it's just a normal looking dildo it's
3:03:49
just long nah Doc Johnson toys a joke don't ever buy them
3:03:55
oh I forgot that my windows open
3:04:02
got my windows open it's 11 p.m at night I've been screaming about how I'm gonna take a 16 inch dildo
3:04:09
I just had noise outside the window like a woman's not of a woman's voice and it's like I have like two elderly women
3:04:16
Neighbors Jesus my my the grandma neighbors are
3:04:22
gonna wonder what the [ __ ] is going on in this guy's house hey Finn looks like Finn looks to be
3:04:27
four to five dick Ram bones tall
3:04:36
dude that's so [ __ ] oh God I should do like a I should do a battle pass photo where like I've got this down some
3:04:44
like like a pair of leggings because someone's gonna like when like uh someone's gonna think that's real for a
3:04:50
second order pizza shall we order pizza [ __ ] it let's do it let's see I'm
3:04:56
assuming every everywhere's still open um specifically Domino's because my
3:05:01
tradition will remain intact no matter what it does mean that I'm getting the door in this though okay I can I'll get the
3:05:08
right I could go put on some leggings and then put the dick around bone down there and then answer the door or I
3:05:13
could do it in a dress choose one
3:05:22
or did the ground bone hanging out underneath the dress no that's
3:05:28
sexual harassment that would be bad okay large pizza but I can't eat a
3:05:35
[ __ ] large pizza um holy [ __ ] a large pizza is 2.2 000
3:05:41
calories just for the pizza what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ]
3:05:47
that's insane
3:05:52
what about small pizza medium Pizza I don't want to be a [ __ ] I've got medium who orders a small pizza cringe
3:05:59
all right what toppings what do I get I usually get [ __ ] nah [ __ ] I sometimes I'll get olives
3:06:05
I don't know if I'm in the mood though no I am in the mood I [ __ ] with olives
3:06:14
plant-based pepperoni Dreadful
3:06:21
okay Pizza bam the dip thing oh God the dip thing's the thing that like dripped
3:06:27
down my throat that one throat drip [ __ ] dude Ice Dude okay look we've been a
3:06:32
good trip chin my [ __ ] so do you plan on using my gift
3:06:39
it wasn't yours wait is that yours
3:06:48
oh my [ __ ] god
3:06:55
yeah oh my God that's funny okay oh
3:07:01
hold on hold on hold on yes
3:07:09
that's very sweet of you that's very sweet of you
3:07:16
thank you Daddy for the [ __ ] thank you I'm not [ __ ] oh no
3:07:24
thank you I'm not sub for the tent for the 15 inch [ __ ] I can't like even do the voice
3:07:30
because I can't take it seriously I said Daddy sorry force of habit
3:07:36
[Laughter] thank you I'm not
3:07:41
okay [ __ ] it you got that one you got it you got it I did the thing I broke my mic [ __ ] I did the thing I did the thing
3:07:51
uh I'm telling I'm telling Daddy sorry it was listen dude I
3:07:57
if I'm saying okay hold on I guarantee you right now if I go on my phone
3:08:02
look at this let me see autocomplete let me let me text
3:08:07
um text hitch because just in case if I type the words thank you and then
3:08:13
spacebar it says oh no okay it's it oh no it does
3:08:20
I put thank you so much and then it like it goes thank you and then it autocorrects to so much and then the
3:08:26
next word on autocorrect is Daddy having said that one of them was Mommy
3:08:32
so and that came up first so I just said that a lot in DMS to people
3:08:41
but it's more frequently to um alt girl with cool eyeliner that I'm calling Mommy so
3:08:48
no not cut no not cotton cotton gets called daddy that's hell
3:09:00
all right oh [ __ ] uh okay let me order this let me order this pizza thing
3:09:09
oh [ __ ] I pulled Donuts maybe hold on let me re-enable there you go
3:09:16
there you go and then I'll replay from there Finn why did you not say last
3:09:22
Monday that you were opening your presents today I did can I still send you something for your birthday on
3:09:28
Friday yes but I might not oh that's weird I may
3:09:35
not be able to open it for a while Daddy
3:09:40
hmm I haven't heard that one in a while holy [ __ ]
3:09:46
hey what aren't more of you what more of you um owning that thing is sa btw how is
3:09:53
everything you say so not innocent
3:09:58
wait what owning that thing is SA what
3:10:04
am I I in my mind essay is you know bad hold on what the [ __ ] does that mean
3:10:13
okay um weird all right Chad do I get garlic
3:10:19
bread
3:10:24
it's too late I've already [ __ ] sound as single action I don't [ __ ] know in my
3:10:31
mind it's the weird garlic bread nice happy birthday cutie spicy cow lovies good girl
3:10:39
it's what I'm guessing spicycat's streaming right now I think that's cool
3:10:45
whoa oh never mind [Music] all right I don't really need a dessert
3:10:50
I like your girl voice So Soft very feminine I can't do it
3:10:57
I can't do the girl voice I am like uh yeah I can't do the girl voice
3:11:05
happy birthday I see you are sitting on your cake LOL
3:11:16
what the [ __ ] why would it even do that
3:11:23
happy birth F1 and then code Jam why am I playing this weird [ __ ] stupid game
3:11:29
[Music] with there you go I'm off to get some work done and flirt with a librarian
3:11:36
happy birthday to my favorite internet Gremlin I hope it's a good one hold on
3:11:42
you're into Librarians wait [ __ ] where's my so you're into Librarians are you doing
3:11:48
another stream this year uh maybe in the place where I'm
3:11:54
so you're into librarians you returned your book late bend over the desk
3:12:00
um like if you're into it I might do a stream I don't know what I'm allowed to do or say when I started typing it it
3:12:07
made sense with the convo going on but now it is just weird sorry for the confusion okay
3:12:14
um let's see okay let me type in my little details my little phone number did you guys want
3:12:20
to know my phone number it's got a funny number in it
3:12:27
see select address do you guys want to know my address got a funny numbers
3:12:33
delivery instructions sorry about the schlong you will inevitably say
3:12:38
give 44p to charity oh
3:12:45
my God teenage cancer Trust
3:12:52
teenagers suck teenagers
3:12:58
oh [ __ ] wasn't that letting me I can't make the
3:13:05
I did I did do the thing I did donate um the Roundup Auto [ __ ] the um
3:13:10
they've guilted me into oh okay teenagers with cancer how bad
3:13:16
bro you know what I deal with a lot too dude [Music]
3:13:24
good once
3:13:30
sorry this is like this is really hard for me to make a joke around I gotta I'm
3:13:35
treading carefully don't don't know through business they're just wait what they're just stealing tax right off oh
3:13:41
yeah I've always heard that but I don't know how that should work like it depends well
3:13:48
wait that's not how that works if this what do you mean by they're stealing tax write-offs because you don't get extra tax write-offs like you
3:13:55
can write off the money that was donated but you can't write off more than what was donated like if you get if you make
3:14:02
a million dollars and then you get a hundred thousand dollars in donations that's going to a charity you can write off that hundred thousand but not more
3:14:09
than that birthday in case so the charity money always remains tax-free but their million that they would have
3:14:16
made without the text without the charity money is still taxed
3:14:26
knives now tax [ __ ] yeah yeah they donate on your behalf is what
3:14:31
you mean is what they mean well yeah you can't claim it off on your taxes I guess is the difference
3:14:38
that's about it we need a lawyer stuff yeah no one knows how anything works that's my that's my biggest thing it's
3:14:43
like there's so much [ __ ] in like no one knows how anything works there oh my dildo
3:14:49
[ __ ] my Johnson my sixth oh [ __ ] my 16 inch Johnson dick whatever what the [ __ ]
3:14:55
is it called Johnson Rambo my dick what the [ __ ] is it dick Rambo what the [ __ ] dude
3:15:05
something Falls over oh my God my 16 inch Johnson like [ __ ] uh dick rambone uh 16 inch Johnson [ __ ] mold
3:15:13
foreign God oh my [ __ ] dude
3:15:21
I've been eating like the sweetest [ __ ] I've been I've been eating like sweet cake and gamer Subs I do not mix
3:15:29
tactical happy birthday Jude from an American prison Lamar
3:15:34
from an American prison
3:15:42
don't leave it there explain well that's a dent in the floor why do you have
3:15:47
fifty dollars if you hold on okay so many questions how are you here how do
3:15:53
you have fifty dollars why are you in an American prison why are you going by twink in an American prison what's going
3:15:58
on in that [ __ ] prison tactical twins is that how you got in the prison
3:16:03
you reviewed that Tinder profile oh from the god I knew that name was familiar oh
3:16:09
my God they're a prison guard oh my [ __ ] okay I remember happy birthday Finn I hope you
3:16:15
have a great day in Muslim new here as well I wish you good luck hear you thank you you do in my 49958 donated 25
3:16:24
cigarette packs yeah dude you could that could have gone to comments people often mistake tax
3:16:30
credits for tax write-off 100 credit 100
3:16:36
's write-off means the tax on that is refunded yep [Music]
3:16:43
unchartable donations you give me confidence to enjoy dressing
3:16:49
up and wearing makeup oh yeah
3:16:55
um maybe it's a thing with that no what do you think of that anyway
3:17:01
um use that RuneScape gold to donate to him dude I gotta enable like [ __ ] I'm gonna grab another one of these I'm
3:17:07
gonna go oh this is dense doesn't say who it's from it's just Rose Evergreen by the way have we addressed
3:17:13
the biggest troll that the mods have done recently which is uh they started telling everyone that my delivery
3:17:19
address was Rose Evergreen it's not you can write anything in there I had it set
3:17:25
to being thin they figured out you can set it to whatever you want
3:17:30
so you know a lot of people put like their name you're like Finster like and
3:17:36
then the Chatter's name but no every single one of these started showing up as Rose Evergreen and I didn't know why
3:17:42
until like a week ago we told them that for two years I know I
3:17:47
didn't know until a week ago that's why that was happening did you order the pizza I did I believe let me just check
3:17:53
yes ASAP Pizza Tracker
3:17:59
that stupid little smiley face okay let's see what the frick this is
3:18:07
gotta be a book I'm feeling book it's got the right weight for it a girly book yeah the
3:18:13
girly book for a girly man that's worse dude
3:18:18
okay why is it it's a weight I don't know if it's worse to be okay
3:18:24
[ __ ] I'm struggling with either being who oh it's from Smurfette um
3:18:30
I think it's more emasculating to be called girly man than girly girl
3:18:36
keep it for the meme or read it I recommend it but maybe you ain't that bimbo brained okay from Smurfette
3:18:44
let's find out okay
3:18:51
let's see what it is oh what the [ __ ] was that oh my [ __ ]
3:18:57
heart okay
3:19:03
oh my God I dude I thought those were like I did you did you not see that dude
3:19:09
I I saw that from like a weird angle and like a nice oh my [ __ ] I thought they
3:19:15
were [ __ ] balls bro they look exactly like them look look they look like [ __ ] balls
3:19:21
they're like wrinkly a little bit they're on a girl's tongue dude my [ __ ] heart flashed before my eyes
3:19:26
what does it say sugar daddies oh I get it
3:19:32
um they come together or not at all why is this so big
3:19:40
oh it's in like size 16 font because you know if you buy a book about sugar daddies
3:19:47
I'm surprised this isn't in Comic Sans um
3:19:55
oh my God bimbo size fun indeed
3:20:00
I'm just skipped to a random point uh
3:20:06
this the first line is large as life in Daddy's office my office and lucky
3:20:12
number 20 on my internship program is this just Pawn
3:20:20
I guess I didn't put two and two together I said my eyes were burning hers I'm surprised you didn't realize
3:20:26
Katie he said I've been working with Carl for 20 years this is extraordinary
3:20:32
dyslexic try to read the book where's
3:20:38
oh my [ __ ] oh I see the word clip
3:20:44
oh my God all right wonder what
3:20:49
uh [Music]
3:20:55
thump against my clip made me moan tender he was hard again and his eyes
3:21:00
were Fierce again uh oh [ __ ] my poor aching [ __ ]
3:21:07
guide on how to be a Dom
3:21:14
oh [ __ ] my poor aching [ __ ]
3:21:21
oh God
3:21:27
God damn it well that's not accurate dude everyone
3:21:32
knows all sugar babies are femboys anyway thanks for the [ __ ] Subs bacon
3:21:37
Kai got banned Kaiser net wait I get can I can I can I truly not
3:21:44
say my poor aching [ __ ] surely I can say my poor aching [ __ ] am I gonna get banned for saying my poor
3:21:51
aching [ __ ] why would I get banned for saying my poor aching [ __ ] I don't have a poor aching [ __ ] I don't have a [ __ ]
3:21:56
in general did Kai really get mad hold on hold on timeout chat did they really
3:22:06
Kai Kyson app [Music] oh my God he doesn't show up what I vote
3:22:14
to turn it into a book safe for all of Ten's money uh is it just twitch.com can I just like
3:22:24
oh oh why the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] really
3:22:37
oh [ __ ] does he said anything about it you're cute oh my God
3:22:44
Ben 28 minutes ago whoa
3:22:50
damn dude what did he do bro I might move to kick
3:22:55
I'd be really [ __ ] it the thing is I keep saying this is like oh I'd be really surprised if if twitch didn't
3:23:02
offer him anything yet but twitch is not great with keeping people they keep like
3:23:08
dude the amount of money that it takes to like keep a Creator on like contract wise is so small in the compare like
3:23:14
comparative to like what you know how much money's flowing through twitch it's
3:23:19
absurdly it's so weird they don't lock people into contracts really really odd hmm
3:23:27
but I just don't care every other platform does and then they um that's why they keep stealing creators
3:23:34
same thing with like Ludwig right like YouTube went to Ludwig and said like hey
3:23:39
uh we'll give you like a couple mil like what was it like three mil and then twitch like he wins twitch and
3:23:45
they said they offered me three mil and they went okay bye like I don't know dude at least make a
3:23:52
counter offer probably so much money that they I don't know twitch consistently makes very poor
3:23:58
decisions I wonder what we got banned for was there anything bad
3:24:05
retention cheaper than acquisition twitch done yep um
3:24:11
Google is slightly bigger than twitch yeah Google's slightly bigger than twitch they can afford to uh you know
3:24:17
pay people stuff but you realize twitch is Amazon
3:24:24
dude yeah I guess we'll never know twitch also don't say why people get banned uh they like they didn't tell me
3:24:31
until um they didn't tell me until it like a few days later
3:24:36
really odd dmca ah
3:24:41
that'll do it twitch has Amazon fridge for its sugar
3:24:47
dude Amazon to switch dude
3:24:53
but yet but yeah dude but yet they won't pay anyone but yet they keep [ __ ]
3:25:00
over the people that make the money um if you two didn't have such a [ __ ] interface twitch would be better all
3:25:05
right yeah if twitch fix that [ __ ] if YouTube fixed their like system like
3:25:11
that back end and they're like how people talk to each other and everything it'd be great
3:25:16
in my opinion it should be like a whole different website what is this thing this looks interesting like there should
3:25:21
be like YouTube uh streaming should take you to a different place like suggested videos shouldn't be videos they should
3:25:28
all be streams you know
3:25:33
[ __ ] is this thing Rose Evergreen it doesn't say who it's from it's just this thin
3:25:39
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] shorts need to die too no no wrong shots are pretty cool
3:25:46
what the [ __ ] are you Oh
3:25:51
I thought there's gonna be something inappropriate it's just me being hot
3:25:57
oh greeting from headquarter sorry forget band Dan Clancy fix it now
3:26:05
Sorry by the way thank you Jeff for all the money uh for the Bezos box from everyone gifting uh Prime Subs
3:26:11
happy birthday friend oh my God it's wow
3:26:16
lightning oh my God from Louise dude oh I can't put this anywhere it's too big
3:26:22
it's too large okay just stare at that for a second while I read um hi Finn I've been a fan for not very
3:26:27
long but uh you've you've helped inspire me as a dislikely trying to read you've helped inspire me as well as many others
3:26:33
here in this community to truly be themselves you're look how I'm going like that while I read
3:26:38
um it's really with themselves you're the shield for the other femboy streamers in the old
3:26:44
and the ultimate buy slash pan icon even if you yourself are straight you're also a fantastic personality and charm
3:26:52
and someone who keeps me and many others entertained by your charm and wit oh wit
3:26:58
oh [ __ ] no one's ever called me no one's ever said that I had a wit they just call me bimbo brain
3:27:05
it's been an honor to follow you through this journey and you're uh this journey you're on even if I've just if I've
3:27:11
joined later the most keep on being yourself and never let the haters get you down okay there's a cringe uh love your
3:27:18
friendly Reddit moderate moderator lightning Louise P.S may I have VIP joking of course
3:27:25
wow I could have read it off this holy [ __ ] it's so big oh my God why do I even [ __ ] put this
3:27:32
down I can't I have nowhere to put this physically uh
3:27:37
okay let me put it by like a little standard up there little [ __ ] okay there we go my God frame it it's
3:27:46
yeah I'll frame a photo of me shirtless in my house
3:27:52
that's kind of based I've been thinking whenever someone opens the door to my new house
3:27:57
it'll be a oil painting of me I think shirtless with like a lion's head and a
3:28:03
spear you know like it like [ __ ] behind me is like a bear but like no no it's like uh no it's a bear but it's
3:28:10
like crouched beside me and I'm like resting on it like an armrest you know and it's like that's that's my [ __ ] you know yeah and then I'm shirtless
3:28:17
with like a six pack and also a beard
3:28:25
dude I swear to [ __ ] what a [ __ ] God man
3:28:30
hey chat I'll give you another guess chat what do you think's in this
3:28:45
I had a door shut oh [Music]
3:28:52
wait how are we surprised that a company that gets money from Amazon doesn't pay its employees well
3:28:59
[Laughter] pretty good Windows still open yes
3:29:07
I love Prime Subs not Auto resubbing it says it's out for delivery but I
3:29:13
haven't had a knock at the door
3:29:19
should I go check I could just look out that window I heard the door okay [ __ ] it blash
3:29:28
okay I'm so scared to throw it because it's gonna hit the cake okay all right let me grab the pizza the [ __ ]
3:29:36
uh I can't even play music because it's gonna be cringy no
3:30:28
okay very normal very easy very easy very easy very
3:30:34
normal very good okay uh it's that that was one of the easiest types of ones where it's just like they behave
3:30:40
completely normally but that entire time they're saying things normally they're also looking at you like this
3:30:48
it's like like a like here you go like and then like goodbye and they just
3:30:55
hold the stair a little too long you know just a little bit oh he's up here no no
3:31:01
that look at me in the eyes are just like okay thank you like that you know like like that sort
3:31:08
of thing it's got It's a subtle thing don't worry that's the most normal it's a it is that's the easy version
3:31:15
dude I haven't had Domino's [ __ ] when when was the last time I had dominoes
3:31:21
I had a noise oh my God I thought someone [ __ ] happened I thought the delivery guy was out to get me if someone Creeps in behind me
3:31:27
you'd tell me right you look like my math teacher you dude
3:31:34
your math teacher looks like me damn bro
3:31:41
I didn't know they built Math teachers this hot dude what
3:31:47
mm-hmm telling me they build like tens 10 out
3:31:53
of 10 Math teachers that's wild I don't know they I don't know they built them or I don't know that made
3:31:59
them like that f1nu 14 high and happy birthday shy H1
3:32:05
look Source they don't I'm a math teacher they don't Source over math teacher sorry Boko put on the dress put
3:32:13
on the dress and the not even the thought put on the dude the pearl necklace and blue like ball gown
3:32:20
my waistline's not that bad it's not that bad though right okay [ __ ]
3:32:26
it I'm gaining a bit of confidence in myself let's ruin it I ordered some potato wedges things so I
3:32:32
have something to dip this thing in I'm being so careful
3:32:41
oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] yeah I haven't had Domino's in a minute
3:32:46
I haven't had pizza in a while um yeah I haven't had pizza in [ __ ] ages
3:32:52
perfect Wasteland calls it not that bad it's not even close to the perfect waistline it's not great
3:32:57
but um you get any Chastity case yet
3:33:03
if I don't get oh my God that's what I mean if I don't get one pair of Chastity keys
3:33:10
today I'll be upset with you I'll be so upset if no one sends me any
3:33:16
I'll be so happy if someone does that's gonna drip
3:33:24
um hold on boys Domino slaps it's so much it's so hard to pay attention to
3:33:30
anything else you think any of us are chased yeah
3:33:37
no there's a there's like a 90 chance dude
3:33:44
I [ __ ] know I know I know it so deeply in my soul that's that you guys
3:33:50
it's some I know I've been sent way too many Chastity like cages and uh
3:33:58
way too many people have asked I've been sent that many I'm talking like maybe four I think ever three or four
3:34:05
Chastity cages um no I have not worn any of them um but I've been sent about three or
3:34:11
four about four and then I don't know and then I've been asked about it maybe a couple thousand times
3:34:17
it's got open right now I know that you [ __ ] are into Chastity gotta be
3:34:24
and I know how many people that are in like the [ __ ] sphere are in my audience because I get [ __ ] DMS from you guys
3:34:31
now you do you but it does mean I can make fun of you because you're in Chastity because
3:34:37
that's funny do the cages get progressively smaller no one's ever sent
3:34:43
eyes large cage there was there were small ones with it's a size small [ __ ] you
3:34:50
[ __ ] you man I don't know people have small enough dicks to go in those things
3:34:57
Chastity cage and Chastity is not the same thing gotta be
3:35:03
this is fair [Music] you have it this is fair you ever see
3:35:09
those videos by Corridor Digital where they say oh how many they say how many of these things exist
3:35:16
how much like what would a planet look like if it was made of ants you know and this is how much it occupies or like
3:35:22
this how much water there is on Earth as a planet I want to know that but for sissies I want to know what the [ __ ] sphere is by
3:35:29
diameter if we put if we conglomerated them all together mush them together into a big pink Philly ball
3:35:42
moving the thing about we need the sound effect of like cloth like you know this
3:35:48
like you know the long dresses moving around but also like little clinks from all the the locks
3:35:56
okay dude okay you don't know why okay you wanna okay look I've been making War
3:36:02
jokes about these uh about about this sort of thing because when I started the battle pass I got an awful lot
3:36:09
you know what I keep saying okay let me let me um let me like what's the word let me call myself out a
3:36:17
little bit here uh you know what I keep saying like you know what I keep saying oh a lot of
3:36:24
people have like hit me up to work with them a lot have I would say about 20 of them have been
3:36:31
like dumbs on that side of things so they've been like oh [ __ ]
3:36:36
Finn's cross-dressing um I Dom a bunch of crossdressers
3:36:43
I'll hit him up he might want to walk with her so like I'm getting hit up by like Finn Doms and [ __ ] or like uh
3:36:50
yeah I've got I've been offered to be um to be handcuffed to a bunch of [ __ ] uh
3:36:56
which has been very fun lots of dummy mummies yeah
3:37:02
I've been offered to have been domed an awful lot however I need a
3:37:09
I need a more personal connection before I get changed at the ceiling you know
3:37:16
damn these [ __ ] are good living the dream yeah
3:37:26
[ __ ] said Finn Dom i-sexual King
3:37:32
well I mean a little bit you know I don't think I get like I don't think
3:37:38
I'm super just like I think I'm just into people I'm not into like I don't know like the I don't
3:37:43
know it's very rare that like I'll see some girl who's just like so I mean it happens of course but like it's very
3:37:49
rare that I'll see some girl that's like just so hot that's like oh [ __ ] yeah you know like that's I want to [ __ ] that I
3:37:55
feel like I need to know someone like I mean you know this is like I don't know this is a weird thing
3:38:01
yeah I gotta know someone or else it's weird all right
3:38:08
you wouldn't want to just [ __ ] someone you just met oh [ __ ] my bait whoops I forgot to I
3:38:14
forgot to play a lot ah
3:38:20
[ __ ] when did I pause it I don't remember when I paused it I guess I guess we're playing from here
3:38:27
I love Prime Subs not Auto resubbing
3:38:34
okay mine F1 and then 14 hi and happy
3:38:40
birthday shy age one look okay all right let's do another one
3:38:45
let's see let me do these two they look interesting Rose Alexander oh [ __ ] this
3:38:52
one's from Alexandra let's see oh huh
3:39:02
oh my God size F what the [ __ ] does that mean
3:39:09
oh Mike [ __ ] dude dude
3:39:14
geometrically the Sissy's fear doesn't work it's all bottoms
3:39:21
sure oh yeah I've yet to see any these are soft holy [ __ ] what are these made out
3:39:28
of not chats being in the [ __ ] sphere happy b day oh some definitely are okay you know
3:39:35
what these are cool you know put a picking hashtag stream talk that matches what you want a
3:39:41
painting of you to look like okay okay hold on let's see what do I do with this
3:39:47
that's soft as [ __ ] though what are they made out of [ __ ] are they made it uh it doesn't say
3:39:54
that's that's weird what does size f mean battle plus battle bat [ __ ] battle
3:40:00
pass clothing yeah
3:40:05
oh it's just wait Caught no nylon wait that's they feel nice though okay [ __ ] it nice hell yeah
3:40:13
I'll take it man is that'll come in useful for my for my day job
3:40:19
I guess my night job this is my day job now what okay
3:40:25
recycle plastic bottles size f for fin size females size female
3:40:33
they would have needed what are you this is also from Alexandria by the way kind of weird I just randomly picked up
3:40:39
two that were from them what oh wait is it just oh is it like turtleneck dress it's not the most high
3:40:46
quality feeling thing on Earth but [ __ ] wait oh [ __ ] wait it's got some
3:40:51
shape to it might be a little big on me but that's kind of [ __ ] cool
3:40:57
I don't actress [ __ ] oh I'm keeping that actually okay turtleneck dress could be really
3:41:04
dope I don't know it could either it could either be like covers up too much and it
3:41:09
looks weird or it's like um I [ __ ] with turtlenecks man tactical Turtle oh turtleneck dress but with like
3:41:16
the like about like straps on it for like a gun try it on are you joking there's like 50 packages if I try
3:41:23
everything on the stream's gonna go on for a few days
3:41:28
them Steve Jobs yeah and Steve handjobs um
3:41:35
hold on I want some pizza okay this is weird
3:41:41
oh I'm gonna accidentally end the stream or something but
3:41:46
oh okay can I get a quick poll in chat you guys [ __ ] with olives
3:41:52
people react to olives in the same way that people react to pineapple on pizza and you guys are just all wrong ooh
3:41:58
olives yeah you call twitch your day job and the battle pass your night job does
3:42:04
this mean Minecraft is completely out of the picture now
3:42:09
it's going that way oh [ __ ] I need like um
3:42:15
for like two or three weeks I've never missed a do like you since I'm living I
3:42:21
guess slash good girl what's that oh my God hold on I need a thing
3:42:28
wait um oh perfect
3:42:33
oh no what are you now what the [ __ ] do I have like a thing
3:42:41
oh that okay I knew I had like a random rag because this is like it's so [ __ ]
3:42:47
greasy I didn't want to touch my hair while I was touching this I knew I had a rag somewhere all right
3:42:53
what was the okay you know the you know that one like the sneaky severe thing that pose where he was like
3:42:59
that no your camera like
3:43:05
I gotta do oh I know it's like is he looking down
3:43:12
yeah I nailed it
3:43:17
I gotta do this I gotta do a uh sphere cosplay olives are nice but I wouldn't have it
3:43:23
on Pizza they [ __ ] good man they're good in salad they're good on pizza they're [ __ ] dope
3:43:30
hmm what's the pole saying let's see
3:43:37
does that mean no more MCC f1nn SATs
3:43:44
I already haven't done an MCC for a while um
3:43:49
there is a reason it's just like I don't know kf1nnn just
3:43:55
sent you a DM on Twitter in regards for what Carl Urban and I organized for your birthday over the last weekend I hope
3:44:03
you have a good birthday I still find it I don't know the
3:44:09
relationship you have with this man but you keep bringing it up like you like besties I don't know
3:44:14
but anyway um we don't really need this yeah I've realized that like oh damn huh it's like
3:44:20
50 50 you guys don't [ __ ] with olives or you find it gross or they're okay but all right [ __ ] it 55 of you are wrong
3:44:28
um they're great they're like salty they're they're good anyway um there's
3:44:35
[ __ ] what's the word oh [ __ ] I forgot what I was on about oh dude this aspartame stuff's really melting my
3:44:42
brain what was this oh yeah MCC stuff while I really love MCC I love competing
3:44:48
and I love doing it I love the people in there um if we needed any more evidence that you can't trust anything chat says or
3:44:55
thinks olives slap you all are making me question my faith in humanity for real
3:45:01
completely agreed Olive's lamp but like I couldn't really do
3:45:07
I don't know I don't want to do that to the Minecraft people because like they have a they have I like I recorded Minecraft I have that
3:45:14
gaming channel but it's really clear how different that audience is there's nearly no like dream
3:45:20
stands or anything that are like [ __ ] 12 year olds or something I mean they're older now I guess like I don't know I
3:45:25
just don't like marketing to that young of an audience especially when I the way I want to stream is to talk about
3:45:31
slightly more adult topics every now and then and I feel uncomfortable bringing streams into the Minecraft fair so much
3:45:38
so that I've completely unlinked the Minecraft Channel with everything I do now I don't know I just
3:45:45
I don't [ __ ] with it it's well I I love the competition side of things I just don't think it's my Place slightly more
3:45:52
adult yeah um
3:46:01
we don't win defensive Channel no I'm still doing it um I do like oh my
3:46:06
God I do like having a safe work platform
3:46:15
I like having a safer work platform especially if I ever want to do anything else with it so if I want to use that
3:46:21
channel as like the gaming channel new game comes out and I want to play it that would be the good place to do it right so that's why I want to keep it
3:46:28
going but like I don't know it's um
3:46:34
I've been I've been I've been wavering on it to be to be honest with you
3:46:45
all right the ranch it's something else
3:46:53
it's like sour cream or something dip what [ __ ] is it called hold on oh [ __ ] I don't know where else it's a
3:47:00
different dip in the UK I don't is it Ranch is this what Ranch tastes like I don't think it's labeled garlic and herb yeah I don't think it's labeled that in
3:47:06
England it's labeled something why is there so many threads on my dress okay
3:47:11
I've labeled something else here but I don't know I don't know what they call it America
3:47:17
garlic sauce [ __ ] yeah thoughts on RAM Ranch I've never tried Ranch before but
3:47:23
I don't know something about this whole Ram Ranch thing seems appealing
3:47:28
just speaks to me I like the name
3:47:34
just from oh [ __ ] it's from Mist it's from mischievous
3:47:40
I I refuse to use these they're Stitch rippers no it's so much cooler to use a
3:47:47
knife to rip out stitches and [ __ ] [ __ ] you no I'm not gonna use them I'll keep them because they look good
3:47:53
but like I'm not gonna use them I'm never gonna do it it's like I find it harder to use those I think the knives
3:48:00
are easier because they cut like the sometimes you just need to cut some fabric poor mist
3:48:06
missed I hate men she's awful oh [ __ ] from archangel
3:48:13
I don't hate myself all right let's see
3:48:19
bro let me okay oh my God I thought they said Hold
3:48:25
on I could have sworn I got I could have sworn I got sent more Stitch Rippers
3:48:32
fellas fellas I have pink tweezers
3:48:37
oh my God what
3:48:46
[ __ ] yeah I got pink tweezers now I have multi colors I have green I have red and I have pink
3:48:53
and I have pink and they're very epic they're very cool and uh sick I dropped my tweezer on my pizza
3:49:00
they're very cool obviously I won't ever use the pink one
3:49:06
because I am I'll use the red one when I need to tweeze out my uh my beard hairs
3:49:15
wait who's this one is wrong Cuddle Bear okay
3:49:22
okay what the [ __ ]
3:49:31
why would I need Stitch rippers when I've got my [ __ ] giant arms my strength what does this say femboy
3:49:39
oh my God hold on what what is it what does this
3:49:44
[ __ ] read
3:49:52
hi femboy or femboy like a normal boy but
3:49:58
only much cooler see also [ __ ] kinky anime nerd [ __ ] you
3:50:05
I am not an anime nerd [Music]
3:50:12
uh
3:50:18
hold on that's pretty good Carl and I worked together while filming
3:50:25
Thor three in Brisbane Australia and we became friends during the shoot we've kept in regular contact
3:50:32
door three uh the [ __ ] one right
3:50:40
oh no we thought no thought three was Ragnarok right yeah no that's the good one oh what the
3:50:46
[ __ ] who's Karl Urban he was on the good one Carl was an wait who was he in that Carl Urban was in
3:50:54
that one I don't remember the Carl Urban being in Thor Ragnarok what
3:51:00
but okay I do not identify as that the other ones show but
3:51:10
that almost went very wrong Billy busher yeah I don't remember him
3:51:16
in that Carl was the AK guy oh my God he was
3:51:23
oh [ __ ] Carl Urban's the the Billy butcher is the [ __ ] with the AK with
3:51:28
it with not the a case the uh not no he's not the AK guys the M4 guy he was two m4s that he had right unless of
3:51:34
Mandela effected it wasn't it was two m4s M16s because they had the little holding
3:51:40
handle oh and then you corrected me I got there first I just wanted to know that
3:51:52
bro I play CS go I know what I know hey places girl I
3:51:58
know what the [ __ ] gun I know what guns are I know everything about him I've played pubg
3:52:03
I get it I know how things work you could say I watched an FPS Russia video
3:52:17
all I know about guns I learn on the Ahoy Channel there's no M16 in CS go
3:52:25
there's an m4a4 which is essentially an M16 in the game anyway it's the same thing it's it's
3:52:33
m4a for a real gun I'm assuming so but like they look like an M16
3:52:40
the same m4a4 isn't real [Music] there you go
3:52:48
M4A1 yeah [Music]
3:52:58
detector we have detected f1s camster amogus morally scam I did I didn't I
3:53:04
what did I scam I'm so good I've been doing I've been doing all the things I just haven't dripped any white sauce
3:53:11
down me yet is there anything different about today's stream
3:53:18
M16 is Vietnam stuff burst fire
3:53:25
is it nice in Vietnam it probably wasn't back then
3:53:31
why don't you play split gate on the fence the channel because no one watches split gate
3:53:36
also don't play it too often either
3:53:44
oh man ah dude okay now let me just bask in
3:53:50
this a little bit dude oh I'm having a good little birthday I got
3:53:55
a giant cake I got my whiskey I got my pizza I'm feeling great I got my cool knife too like right now my knife is cut a little
3:54:03
bit into the cardboard box so it's like it's standing itself like vertically so
3:54:08
it looks all cool I got my nice Pizza I got my cool cake off to the side I've
3:54:13
got some gamer sips and I got whiskey oh and you I guess I guess that's fine too
3:54:19
and I'm giving a foot job to the 16-inch dildo under the table damn
3:54:25
good day okay
3:54:30
let's open more [ __ ] let's open more stuff I got so much dude it's kind of daunting the amount of oh
3:54:38
this one I've got it okay just checking I don't know how much
3:54:44
you can see I've got to open this oh it's from Mist it's from Mist it's from mischievous
3:54:50
whoop sorry the knife's too sharp I just went through cardboard as easy as it does paper
3:54:58
this is like a stupidly sharp knife by the way
3:55:07
by far my sharpest knife that I own and I've never sharpened it once just
3:55:14
came out it's just such an insanely hard Steel came out the factory like it [Music]
3:55:20
what all right happy birthday princess looking mighty cute oh [ __ ] thank you
3:55:28
tried I had this I planned this little dress isn't it all right chat how's the waistline still it's getting a little
3:55:34
worse but we're still all right what do you think it's still loose still I haven't I haven't made like a
3:55:41
what do you think so far hold on I'm doing okay I'm not super I'm not super bloated yet a little open back
3:55:48
thing you know not terrible how much is this in like one hand size I
3:55:54
can do that yeah I'm my waist is grabbable with my hands
3:56:02
anyway yeah you could easily oh yeah especially if you went like that you know you could easily get like my I got a grabbable
3:56:09
waist um at least from sideways I'm like quite straight down but like
3:56:16
I don't know I'm I'm grabbable housewife build
3:56:23
just massive hands I do have big hands but not like unreasonably no I do have big hands actually
3:56:29
I don't know my hands are not a spectacle for how big they are but they are like way bigger
3:56:34
than average like okay Red Bull can standard what is this 250 millimeter milliliter Red Bull can I got big hands
3:56:42
brother are you still going to open the package if there is no sender outside
3:56:50
no sender you mean no sender like if it doesn't say who it is I I've already opened like 20 of them no yeah
3:56:57
they usually don't say who they're from um Iris lazy lazy [ __ ] uh uh Freudian slap
3:57:05
uh dearest lady Rose dearest lady Rose Elizabeth Evergreen my full name uh now
3:57:11
that you have the battle pass I imagine you're gonna need some fun talk some fun toys I also sent some flea skin
3:57:19
toned leggings oh and Stitch rippers I hope you find them there okay I've got the Stitch Rippers
3:57:24
toned leggings what the [ __ ] is this
3:57:29
wait hold on Battle what battle pass wait hold on what is this
3:57:39
what
3:57:45
oh my God this is a princess but dude this is that
3:57:52
dude this is like a [ __ ] little fairy princess set thing
3:57:57
okay it's like a TR like an assemblable tiara oh it's pink how nice get yeah a bends
3:58:04
oh wow how thoughtful of you how nice
3:58:15
this is awful damn [ __ ]
3:58:22
hold on try on the wings oh it's actually that yeah okay I'll put on the no okay because the wings are going to
3:58:28
be a pain in the ass and I don't know I'll put on Tiara though I'll try on The Tiara the wings maybe not I don't know I
3:58:33
could I can only go I don't know I don't want to go too childlike dick but Tiara [ __ ] yeah I'm
3:58:38
on my princess [ __ ] um how do I do this how do you work oh there's a little like
3:58:45
ball and the ball goes in the hole oh [ __ ] that ball is not fitting
3:58:51
hold on oh dude what the [ __ ] there we go
3:58:57
this is like I need I need to [ __ ] dude hold on
3:59:03
how's that mother dude what the [ __ ] how that gonna work
3:59:09
oh I wonder if I could do this dude I need someone strong hold on a [ __ ] dude I do need a dude actually
3:59:16
right now because ain't like a strong guy oh there we go got it I am the
3:59:21
strong guy I'm so [ __ ] cool I made it work
3:59:27
hold on ah
3:59:35
wait this has got a good kind of matches okay [ __ ] it is that how
3:59:40
tucking Works ball in the hole
3:59:48
someone take a screenshot this is great my pizza a little bit
3:59:54
with the Tiara you're looking like prom queen Finn
4:00:00
I need a corsage I'm so happy I know that word I feel like I've sound smart because I know
4:00:05
that does it make me sound smart when I know big words
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I'm too drunk okay not but not even slightly but like
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just account the like random feminine [ __ ] like letting my wrist go all limp for a minute there just to count that to
4:00:33
um attribute that to the alcohol it's not me doing it subconsciously it's the alcohol I'm just like a little weak you
4:00:39
know that it's too much sauce
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I can't handle that much sauce in one go I'm going to take that in loads
4:00:59
now the greatest like the prom queen would can I ask you can I ask you Americans a
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question hey meeps surprising I know I did that on a purpose hey maybe um but no Americans can I ask you a question
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it's like okay you know when you watch like American Media about like schools and prom and home whatever is prom and
4:01:19
homecoming the same thing or are they different things because they're like basically the same thing right
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Germany doesn't even have problems yeah we don't have Pro I don't I've never heard of a country that has prom that's not America different okay
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okay that that's new to me I thought they were the same thing um why do you have two anyway UK has
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prom okay we do have prom because I look like a dude wait oh wait hold on what oh
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where's my phone at this moment oh my God no dude please I have such a cool photo but I don't
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know what my phone is chat where'd you put my phone
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where'd you hide it oh I found it okay I'm gonna look like such a [ __ ] chant okay we do have a prom but it's like not
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even remotely the same thing I have been watching for a couple or three years and this is the first one I've been catch
4:02:10
live so happy birthday to the manliest dude I hope you have a great one
4:02:17
dude you're not so sweet what the [ __ ] why are you doing this to me
4:02:22
okay hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on I gotta do a thing uh I gotta find this photo so I can send it
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to someone wait why do I not have a what why do I not favorite this photo what date was
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this at say 2016. I need to show you a photo of when I was 16 at like my prom
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like our proms thing in high school day is that
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I found it dude I just did the same smile for [ __ ] ever oh God uh
4:02:55
uh wait where's this photo God it was called Fast past a photo of
4:03:02
your ex Jesus Christ now let's see I look so much better now
4:03:09
when did I take did I screenshot it or something ah dude if I can't find this photo it's
4:03:15
so good let me see if I screenshot it I think I might have screenshoted it from Facebook Maybe
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no did I not oh that sucks so [ __ ] bad
4:03:31
oh no dude oh I gotta dude there's a photo of me uh
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oh it's so much more lame if I can't show it
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I'm just gonna have to be lame there's like no way to find it oh this sucks God damn it
4:03:51
that sucks [ __ ] there's a photo of me like it's so [ __ ] I look lame now all
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right never mind never mind about that there's a photo of me in like uh these like okay it's there's a photo of me
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um like sitting down and [ __ ] and I'm like got my arms around two girls at prom one of them was Charlie and one of
4:04:10
them was uh someone else that I wanted just randomly name but like Charlie's been on stream before what dress did you wear I wore a purple
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suit not like bright purple but like a dark purple
4:04:26
I might get why girls thought that it would be I'd be okay with getting makeup put on
4:04:31
me I think I understand that one no I look good though
4:04:37
it looked good like it I can't describe it well enough but it was like a subtle really subtle like it was you'd think
4:04:44
like like Joker this was before Joker this is before the movie Joker from the
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movie Joker Joker didn't exist um this was in 1912. uh before Comics but yeah like
4:04:58
Joker I wore a purple suit like Joker it looked good though I'm not gonna let you roast me I'm not now I'm not gonna show
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you the photos but um
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God damn it
4:05:16
[Music]
4:05:24
if you did a prom now if you did a prom now what would you prep slap B what would you
4:05:31
what would you prep B what would you wear I don't know what prep b means but like
4:05:37
I just wear my nice like dark blue suit that I had before I have a suit now I can just go with places in a suit I find
4:05:43
that kind of cool I don't know I wouldn't like I don't know I don't know what I'd I'd
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wear I'd wear a suit I'm not gonna go somewhere in a dress I don't think I'd ever like in my life go out and address
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not even like an um not even like I don't know like I would go out
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somewhere in a skirt I wouldn't go out somewhere on a dress just because like I'm too like bulky I don't know I'm too
4:06:06
like man like you know it's just an odd thing in real life if I wore a dress it
4:06:11
would look odd you know
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because it attracts attention and it's also like ah it doesn't look quite perfect so I was like would you do
4:06:22
drag no okay
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oh [ __ ] I got a hot take bro no this isn't that hot hot of a take like I've never been to like an actual
4:06:34
drag show in real life so I refuse to say like all dragons cringe but the drag on any TV show post your picture in
4:06:41
Reddit I don't know I couldn't find the photo but like it on any TV show it's cringe anything
4:06:50
that's like public like dude the only thing that's good is like the Trixie and Katya um uh God damn it that
4:06:58
show like it's just called uh I refuse to do it and say it like how they do
4:07:04
um but yeah that's a [ __ ] great YouTube like show that's great unlike but RuPaul's Drag Race [ __ ] that
4:07:11
[ __ ] is so cringy or any time where drag pops up because it's so like I mean the
4:07:17
points to be over the top but a plumber and a friend boy walked into a bar the
4:07:22
fireman says I need a drink strong enough to set me on fire the plumber says I want a drink that can loosen up
4:07:29
my constipation I'm good said the Femme boy those two are coming home with
4:07:35
they're still coming home with me my [ __ ] hell um fish and chips on Nando's I've never
4:07:42
eaten at Nando's I'm a vegetarian I don't have any chicken does Nando's have vegetarian [ __ ] I don't know where's my
4:07:47
oh okay then when you go all wait what Finn when you go all out when you dress up no one
4:07:54
would ever clock you that's wrong I did it I did it did I ever tell you about the shitty thing I
4:08:00
did this is gonna sound like complaining though I don't really want to complain about it but like I don't want to make this like all
4:08:07
negative and [ __ ] but like did I tell you the thing that I did in the black dress I like I like remember when it was like
4:08:13
the lighting was bad or something or it was just I don't know I said I did a photo set in a Black Dress
4:08:20
uh I don't know if I just tell you about it it's gonna make me sound like a [ __ ]
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no I'm not gonna tell you that I'll give you some detail though um so okay uh what I did was like I
4:08:35
thought it was kind of funny but it was pretty good so what all I did right was I like I I was taking photos for the
4:08:41
battle pass and there's one photo that if you know the thing that I'm into it's the one with the black if the one the
4:08:46
the one that I'm talking about is the one with the black dress or I'm in bed and it's kind of like the vibe of like
4:08:52
I'm in like this long black dress the first video in it is me like spinning around and it's an upskirt of me
4:08:57
spinning correct anyway it's they're all cringe on the battle pass okay but either way it looks good it's a good
4:09:04
it's a good set there I look good in it and it's pretty cool but hold on oh my God my tiara
4:09:09
um my uh basically like I remember I took a video real
4:09:15
quick while I was taking that first video that's why I brought it up but like it was this time it was on like
4:09:20
standing height level like a little bit below my eye line I guess and then um all I did was I just stood there in
4:09:26
this black dress it's this black strappy dress that's very similar to this uh and I just like stood there like that I just
4:09:33
went like that just to get an even screenshot of just like my body type in a dress
4:09:38
it does not work in real life no in that lighting where there's like overhead
4:09:43
lighting sunlight and stuff this is not like this is my lighting here is having monitors in front of me it's not like
4:09:49
I've professionally lit this environment but like I don't know you're also saying like
4:09:55
this is like slightly above my eye line you know so it's making me look a little smaller I guess I don't know uh in real
4:10:02
life it does not work so I made like a video just I do this thing a lot and it's really
4:10:08
unhealthy it's got to be unhealthy but I keep doing it and like I'll take a photo when I know I look bad just to like ego
4:10:15
check myself I'll do it I'll do if like I'm having like if I'm like uh in my God complex
4:10:22
era you know or I think I am the [ __ ] okay I'm joking but like sometimes I'll
4:10:28
just do it because it's kind of fun sometimes I'll do like just a photo of just like I know when I look bad so I'm just like I'm gonna take a photo now
4:10:34
boom there's no like editing there's no [ __ ] whatever there's no like filter on it no Instagram filter or anything no
4:10:40
makeup no good lighting just random thing and just to like know how other
4:10:46
people see me and I'll do it and it's real unhealthy
4:10:52
uh because it's just putting yourself down but like dude yeah I don't like okay man that made me
4:10:59
upset I remember I did that with that video because all like all that that like set because I took a video of me just like standing there and I just went
4:11:05
like I just stood normally and I just went like yeah [ __ ] it I'm moving around I know just doesn't work in a mean
4:11:10
address IRL doesn't work I don't have like the waistline in the hips for it proportionally and my shoulders are too
4:11:15
wide does not work do not work you do not look good in real
4:11:20
life however having said that like shirt something baggy and then a skirt looks great that I could do HRT will fix that no it
4:11:27
does not HRT does not change your bone structure Buster like
4:11:33
it could make your hips slightly wider your shoulder's slightly smaller ish your waist slightly thinner
4:11:40
but it will not it will not do that literally never seen you looking bad
4:11:48
yeah you only see what I post why would I post me looking bad
4:11:56
there's me on stream I guess but like ah
4:12:11
my judge doesn't change your bone struck change your bone structure only your bone structure bonus structure
4:12:17
it does change your dick though right I remember I remember I um
4:12:22
a uh trans um trans girl saying like um [ __ ] was it they said uh they said
4:12:28
transgeltic is way better because it's really soft like it makes your skin softer
4:12:34
honestly [ __ ] yeah dude stuffed dick
4:12:42
sorry
4:12:47
the mouth feel bro
4:12:53
the mouth feel [ __ ] oh God
4:12:58
good reference but yeah that's funny why is no one talking about the mouthfield not everyone watches Contra
4:13:04
points
4:13:14
okay hold on I'm gonna open another package but this is so goddamn good right you gotta remember I have not had
4:13:19
pizza in [ __ ] like months I want it hmm
4:13:27
what the [ __ ] can't even joke anymore it's more of a rub so you don't tear skin what
4:13:34
are you [ __ ] kidding me what
4:13:39
[ __ ] dude that's insane Golduck is best I the term Golduck is still
4:13:45
funny to me happy birthday enjoy that mouth feel
4:13:56
yeah oh my God sorry okay hold on shrink said a lot for
4:14:03
most people dude this thing could shrink by like a third it'd still be
4:14:10
oh my God I guess sucks for you nerds that already have small dicks but like
4:14:18
sorry Buster can't relate um mine's well above average at 4.3
4:14:24
inches that's actually well above average in some places
4:14:29
oh bro this is dude this sucks hold on I've dude it's this type of packaging
4:14:36
have you ever opened this is really rare but it's this it's just like
4:14:41
fluff this is the worst [ __ ] packaging it's also stupidly hard to cut through but it
4:14:49
gets everywhere
4:14:54
let me see if I can open it cleanly with just the knife
4:15:00
I don't want to cut towards myself oh please work please work please work please work please walk please walk it
4:15:06
doesn't say who it's from but I hate you okay I'm doing all right so far actually
4:15:12
oh you see what I mean
4:15:22
okay it's so gross I think I did it okay
4:15:29
no there's more [ __ ] in here [ __ ]
4:15:35
oh hold on it's easier okay
4:15:41
there's a little card okay oh there's more hold on
4:15:50
hold on it's so difficult oh okay
4:15:56
all right that's good we got it all oh my gosh that I somehow nailed that
4:16:02
but like God it's so bad this it's so dual vacuum it out no no no you don't get it have you ever seen that type of
4:16:09
packaging before it's insane happy birthday to a very special little lady
4:16:14
it says it's from Barbie is this from is this from like Bobby
4:16:19
like the like uh the chatter hey Finn I sent some is that handwriting
4:16:25
you [ __ ] kidding me this is how dude some people have all the luck look at this
4:16:31
oh my God look at that handwriting
4:16:37
look at how perfect that is what the [ __ ]
4:16:44
that's so good how okay confirmed not a doctor I sent some stuff
4:16:50
from the stream and battle pet I since it was up for the stream in battle pass nothing sucks I know you're disappointed I am but I've already had a giant dildo
4:16:57
hope you have a super duper day I'm not subbed but I support Every Girl's right to be a hoe on the internet happy
4:17:02
birthday that's funny happy birthday party popper Finn let me keep it
4:17:08
[ __ ] yeah I'm Mr price thank you for the 2000 bits that's very sweet hell yeah I
4:17:14
know the mods are quick today yeah good okay
4:17:19
it's gonna get worse later what do you mean it's gonna get worse later
4:17:24
okay let me put the Tiara thing back it keeps sinking down all right let me fix my hair a little
4:17:30
bit oh hey Flex hey Raiders what the [ __ ] oh oh [ __ ] yeah holy [ __ ] okay hold
4:17:36
on someone just they sent me a bulk load of like jewelry that's all like clip-on stuff for the euras fear is
4:17:43
oh hell yeah I gotta get some like Loops now like the old ones but there's like a oh [ __ ] yeah
4:17:49
there's like a little hot ah dude this is sick oh [ __ ] yeah dude they're all like
4:17:55
clipping oh hell yeah this is awesome hell yeah okay that's that's a concept of saying Hell yeah that's really cool
4:18:00
they also got me a birthday princess headband what do you
4:18:05
think Tiara or birthday princess headband chat what do you think should I swap it or no which one's better
4:18:13
quickly vote I'm not gonna host a poll I'm not that I'm bored I'm lazy I'm not
4:18:19
that what's the word I'm not that active
4:18:24
how would I do buff that isn't possible
4:18:38
hmm Tiara okay Tiara I will save this for later
4:18:47
okay so much fluff okay what could you be
4:18:55
oh my god dude there's so are these oh [ __ ] wait are these garters bro
4:19:03
whoa hold on wait this looks kind of sick whoa wait this is kind of
4:19:09
this is kind of sick dude how do you go oh oh that's [ __ ] cool
4:19:15
hold on chat look at that they're like okay these will go on like
4:19:20
your legs right hold on those are going like your wow my arm is so tiny [ __ ] okay this should go on your leg right
4:19:27
like around your thigh like that that's [ __ ] awesome that looks great
4:19:34
holy [ __ ] and they've like little studs on them as well this is this would go so hard to
4:19:39
like dominant [ __ ] but dominant but like still eagerly that's awesome
4:19:45
there's a bunch more of them too there's more guarders the oh [ __ ] these have chains on them
4:19:50
same thing but like with a chain looping down that's [ __ ] cool
4:19:56
wait are these chokers I think these are chokers or are they
4:20:01
still for your legs no this is still for your legs I think you could probably no you can't put that
4:20:06
my neck's not that big yeah [ __ ] it and then one without like goddess it's just a leg strap thing and there's one in
4:20:11
black as well dude wait this is [ __ ] dope so just a bunch of like accessories
4:20:20
are these the same things but in okay these are all just cars
4:20:25
sorry I'm so interested dude I gotta know
4:20:33
hey guys oh thigh highs but they have a built-in like
4:20:39
oh this is sick okay hold on these are this is [ __ ] awesome where'd you find these
4:20:45
are the same things but like fishnet form that's cool there's one other thing
4:20:53
oh these are the same ones as the pink ones but in Black let's go dude wait this was so nice what the [ __ ] this was
4:21:00
so cool thank you Bobby let's go I can I can be a hole on the internet again oh
4:21:06
hell yeah that's cute that's pretty sweet that's pretty sweet that's pretty nifty hold on I gotta read I gotta
4:21:12
adjust my sitting position the butt plug is getting uncomfortable
4:21:22
look good right we're fine
4:21:29
we're we're good right oh okay we're good okay the what oh sorry I mean so I
4:21:34
didn't want you to see my tail
4:21:43
okay who are you from
4:21:48
does it say just say spinster okay
4:21:53
it's leather oh oh please be a leather jacket oh please below the jacket dude oh my God
4:22:00
is it wait let me just make sure this is a receipt on a note okay this is a receipt
4:22:06
happy birthday baby girl some gosh dammit Pizza
4:22:11
dude I've been I'm I'm almost halfway through with my pizza oh bro wait it's a [ __ ] CR all this
4:22:19
is bro oh this is sick oh I've never had one of these before
4:22:25
hey I got to ask crop leather jacket that goes so hard it's a clash next year
4:22:30
you have no support my only advice is get way more than just five months of
4:22:36
training train at least one year uh no is that idubbbz [ __ ] donating no I'm
4:22:42
sorry I uh I'm I'm not gonna get I'm not gonna train I'm not gonna like lose all
4:22:48
the progress I've made trying to look more feminine that's from John oh [ __ ] dude John it's for me let's [ __ ]
4:22:55
[ __ ] is John Banger dude I'm def okay sorry John is this curse that I don't
4:23:00
wear anything he sends me that I'm definitely gonna wear hey Finn hope you enjoyed the cropped jackets yes I said
4:23:08
jackets I sent two oh [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] excited about that okay all right I'm
4:23:13
looking forward to the other one okay a crop jacket is I'm kind of on the crop
4:23:19
jacket like I don't know I [ __ ] with them it's my new drip I'm learning
4:23:26
but oh yeah I'm never gonna go into any fight was
4:23:33
your voice so deep wild guess but um I'm never gonna go into any like fight because dude again I'd have to train for
4:23:40
a year I'd have to get mostly and [ __ ] I'd have to learn how to fight that
4:23:46
takes so much time I don't want to build a frame that's really it would be so easy for me
4:23:52
to add on a little bit of muscle and look way too masculine it's really hard to take a frame like mine and make it
4:23:58
look feminine I'm working on it but uh if I if I go the other way even a little
4:24:04
bit it's gonna throw off the whole look so I'm not gonna train for a fight I also don't want to get punched like a
4:24:10
girl look for one of the future streams I get dude credit Clash does nothing
4:24:15
everyone forgets about it like like a few months later no one's talking about
4:24:21
it but you've trained for a year and then broken a couple of [ __ ] bones in your face no thanks but I don't know if
4:24:27
I get a nose job Jesus battle pass Maybe
4:24:35
dude yeah dude oh my God the like the little frilly but studded uh black
4:24:41
garters the leather the leather crop jacket thing I wonder what else I'd wear for it
4:24:47
I guess I could just do that in underwear be kind of cool
4:24:56
but if it comes with a nose job though oh my God no the next greater class is in like a year
4:25:03
if I do anything it'll be before a Year's mark [ __ ] or nose job fin I'm confused
4:25:10
oh yeah no I really can't train for Creator Clash I got a [ __ ] scheduled um
4:25:19
okay Rose Evergreen all right blow in the nose job Jack it was PO Box
4:25:24
13 next will be 14. I don't know what that means God this knife is so insanely sharp that
4:25:31
didn't cut through dude that that was so easy to do that didn't cut through
4:25:36
um tape that cut through the actual cardboard do you see that Wild
4:25:43
this is like I could shave with this thing it's so [ __ ] cool it's worse this is totally worth it I've
4:25:50
been bouncing around at work so I missed your reaction that said I really hope you enjoy the fairy princess accessories
4:25:57
you asked for new things for the BP and I figured it was a thing you might enjoy
4:26:03
princess thing I'm not gonna wear a fairy princess thing on anything to do with the battle pass it's too like
4:26:09
childlike for me but I like the I like The Tiara yeah happy birthday Finn from
4:26:14
trackman Happy Birthday Jude slash Finn slash Rose from trackman okay let's see
4:26:20
what it is I don't want to read any receipt okay yep it's gonna say to that card
4:26:27
there yep no cut like three let
4:26:36
[ __ ] no knives no knives yet I haven't gotten no one I I ask for knives no
4:26:43
matter how bad they are even if they're trash every year on my birthday from everyone I know I just like the
4:26:50
idea of getting some random knife because I'll keep it forever because I've sentimentality but no one who gets me one because
4:26:55
knives are weird oh my God all right one more
4:27:05
you buddy dude osteoporosis
4:27:11
what the [ __ ] uh Joe Rogan human growth hormone don't blast
4:27:18
dude what okay let me squish you back together
4:27:24
um [ __ ] I goofed that one but it was fine
4:27:31
he landed he's on the floor over that's fine that was a good bit The Joe Rogan one was good
4:27:37
I thought you got it I don't know enough credit for the Joe Rogan joke
4:27:45
I want one of these things sorry Joe
4:27:58
man these are good [ __ ] dude
4:28:04
um you hear Astra got bad now she's on Kick wait
4:28:09
Astra really went to kick I guess in the meantime but like [ __ ] that's insane is she like there forever
4:28:19
oh wow it's weird was your food cold not really it's like not hot but like
4:28:27
I mean it isn't it isn't hot but I'm back it's
4:28:32
called Pizza of the dress okay it's good I have this
4:28:38
dress picked out for a while it's nice
4:28:43
[Music] you can fold the box so it depicts all sits in it I don't want it though
4:28:53
rigid body Sim hell yeah God damn it this is good [ __ ]
4:29:01
dude I forgot how good pizza was
4:29:06
um blue cheese or Ranch neither
4:29:11
I just started saving my um no this is going to make it gross um so many times
4:29:24
thanks rep thanks thanks uh rumors I didn't read your name a different way every single time you pop up
4:29:31
hey what do you eat pizza with
4:29:37
my hands what the [ __ ] who eats Pizza any other way there you go I nailed it another
4:29:42
name I'm so good okay this is actually a solid look I'm Gonna
4:29:49
Keep It what [ __ ] yeah okay
4:29:56
Archangel ah okay hmm it's in the same sort of package packaging as before
4:30:03
what the [ __ ] are you
4:30:14
long lasting lip gloss wait this is so dark though oh hey
4:30:22
this feels really bad no you okay
4:30:27
while I appreciate it uh I'm not gonna wear this because this is like so have you ever
4:30:34
like cheap makeup sketches me out because this feels like cardboard like I I don't know there's so much I
4:30:42
don't trust like there's so much like weird stuff in the Cosmetics industry that like [ __ ] it's hard to trust it's
4:30:49
too I don't know I can't do it it's an interesting color though
4:30:56
brownie all right I'm Fair yummy chemicals yeah the camera yeah it's always like damn if they didn't like a
4:31:03
really good like thanks for the focus of Subs if like a really good um forever lip gloss
4:31:10
just say long lasting but like whenever it's like um what's it called whenever it's like um like I don't know
4:31:18
test the color before you judge no no no no no no I'm just scared of the chemicals I'm not like eat no matter if
4:31:23
it's the prettiest color ever there's some weird [ __ ] in cosmetics man
4:31:30
you should take a picture of yourself flying on top of the sharks so that you only lie on them as if on the bed Top
4:31:37
Shot American Beauty style that's the plan that's the plan I can't I really want to
4:31:42
do that I also want to do a shot like that just on my bed set up a camera like a c stand for and everything
4:31:48
I don't think twitch knows I'd freaking oh hold on there's another one from archangel
4:31:56
hold on okay okay this is a return slip there's no note
4:32:03
okay New Look new look hold on I've heard of
4:32:08
these people if dude it's a ribbed oh [ __ ] wait is this a dress
4:32:14
that is though dude this is a this is a short dress this a battle password you participate
4:32:20
in the Cosmetics action lawsuit if you don't try it
4:32:25
this is [ __ ] cool ribbed you new look I haven't heard of in a while [Music]
4:32:33
why are you gay um [ __ ] I've asked that question to so many
4:32:40
people that I've interviewed I feel like it's I feel like I've got to answer um
4:32:47
[ __ ] yeah just like a normal little [ __ ] look yeah
4:32:52
[ __ ] yeah just stopping in to say happy b-day BB what b-day BB oh my God okay you know
4:33:02
what I might have to do because there is a [ __ ] ton of packages I might have to leave it off because it's get it's so good I'm late I might have to open more
4:33:08
of it like later because holy [ __ ] there's so it doesn't look like a lot on
4:33:14
camera too but that is maybe like 30 to 40 things and then there's more downstairs too
4:33:22
it's all they're going maybe there's so much I let it stacked up for so long also I'm getting a little bit of food
4:33:28
coma well like let's I'm you know it's my birthday I I I'm very much enjoying it
4:33:38
did you get a cake birth
4:33:47
I got a five-tier cake there's more of it on my desk birthday
4:33:55
thank you very much [ __ ] hey Louise hello oh my God sorry
4:34:02
I'm trying so hard not to like took our meeting
4:34:07
that's very sweet oh my God okay I'll do one more I'll do one more little
4:34:13
present and then I think we'll call it I'm gonna drink a little bit of happy birthday all right beautiful dork F1 and
4:34:19
then heart what do you think what in there
4:34:27
what are you thinking
4:34:35
red I know where that one's from I think it's Hollister I think usually
4:34:43
what do you think red cowboy one there's a white package which I'm interested in
4:34:50
the white the white box down there I'll grab the flannel one in the white box
4:34:58
this one oh what the [ __ ] is this
4:35:03
okay this one looks interesting there's no real details but it was sent
4:35:09
like Canada Post you're disappearing for over a week
4:35:15
please don't leave us hanging I know I for one have been waiting no it's not the cotton thing it's not the cotton
4:35:21
thing don't don't worry I check I'm thrilled for you for everything but please push through I know I sent
4:35:27
another one that you will like dude okay it depends like do you want me to
4:35:33
just like I don't want to stream and not have I don't no I don't understand not have fun
4:35:39
while I'm doing it bro I'm tired like I don't wanna it's not from God by the way like I saw Canada and went like oh [ __ ]
4:35:46
this is gonna be a sex toy it's gonna be the [ __ ] uh God
4:35:52
but no I don't want to like I don't want to just push through it'll be shitty I
4:35:57
won't have fun you won't have fun it's not a good time you don't want I don't want people to like abund like presents
4:36:02
to be open with people I'm not like I'm just going like okay no I'm sleepy
4:36:07
um my brother do it again well I'm like excited oh also I have a pink dress
4:36:13
also I have a pink dress oh oh what do you think
4:36:19
that could be kind of fun way that can be kind of fun I'll do one
4:36:24
day blue Wando pink oh yeah 31st right happy birthday babe have a great night sweetie okay I'll see
4:36:31
you Rocco alkano there's like okay the other thing by the way is jumbo like when we used to do birthday streams they
4:36:37
were usually um on the on the 31st so like I could do
4:36:43
another one on the 31st okay and then the flannel one
4:36:50
looks so weird in a dress bro see what I mean by like I look strange
4:36:55
I don't suit a dress okay let's see
4:37:01
this from oh my God this one's from lemon boys this one's from lemon scarred lemon
4:37:09
I'm getting it just says lemon but I'm guessing Scott lemon pretty sure the Canada Post one is from me it's the
4:37:15
comic sansi slash him cap oh [ __ ] okay that's I mean I didn't have
4:37:21
to spoil the surprise but [ __ ] yeah okay what could you be
4:37:29
what are you dude wait oh my God wait okay if this is the
4:37:35
if this is the same as the white dress but in but in Black oh it's a small as well let's [ __ ] go
4:37:41
[ __ ] yeah dude remember that white dress that I have the like the knitted dude
4:37:46
the knitted white dress that lemon sent me he sent me the same [ __ ] thing but in black and also a size smaller because
4:37:52
last time it was baggy let's [ __ ] go I don't know why I'm a size small or anything like knit whack it just
4:37:57
stretches version I sent was shorter and Tighter yeah so you could be a slot yes so
4:38:04
here's the smaller size in Black happy slooting buddy [ __ ] yes I'm gonna be
4:38:09
such a [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah I'm gonna be such a [ __ ] I can't [ __ ] wait that's what I should win when I when I
4:38:16
open the next thing that's [ __ ] awesome thank you holy [ __ ] I can't wait to wear that I'm gonna bring that to um
4:38:23
the Mr Beast video it's a night it wasn't that white one's a nice dress
4:38:29
okay oh oh it matches my dress oh
4:38:42
oh my god oh it is okay that's so good
4:38:48
hold on there's more stuff hold on there's a lot more stuff
4:38:55
what the [ __ ] oh dude
4:39:02
plant-based gummies okay that's always fun this is sour sweets
4:39:08
there's different things hold on I think that's okay there we go what are
4:39:13
you I don't know what oh wait I think these are I remember seeing on the packaging it said stickers so those are
4:39:20
some stickers can't afford real diamonds so these will have to do pirate diamonds can you see that on
4:39:26
come on Focus come on camera focus on me it focus on these pirate diamonds baby
4:39:31
are they eat sweets what are these bubble gum whoa that's [ __ ] weird
4:39:38
okay I think I've seen those types of things before when I was gonna go oh yeah there's little stickers and pins and stuff in there there's got one sec
4:39:46
before I try on the Hat they're gonna know what these usually plant-based like sweets are very bad
4:39:55
[ __ ] yeah
4:40:00
I'm Gonna Keep Those on my desk that's nice holy [ __ ] okay there's a
4:40:06
little card dude okay the car's pretty cool it's got a little butterfly sticker on it too
4:40:14
[Music] howdy [ __ ] can you read that howdy
4:40:20
[ __ ] nice this guy's got my [ __ ] lingo down
4:40:25
hope this arrives to you safely and does not get stuck in customs right just yeah I was having trouble with my machine but
4:40:31
I wanted to get this sent out hopefully arrived by your birthday so I ended up so I ended up throwing this cap together
4:40:36
by hand just ignore how messy the inside is well that looks perfect what wait you
4:40:43
did you made this bike oh hold on I got it let me show you the cap
4:40:48
I have it's a dude oh my God that's sick also the inside's perfect I don't know
4:40:53
what the [ __ ] you mean um either way love love your streams they've been a great source of entertainment slash background noise
4:40:59
over the last over last year and I've been stuck semi wait they're stuck on semi bed rest like bedstock but I don't
4:41:07
know yeah so sweet
4:41:12
it's really fun to see how much you've grown over the last few years and all the jokes aside all jokes aside I'm glad
4:41:18
you found this Outlet to explore your gender expression anyways have a lot of love from cat lots of love from Canada
4:41:23
PS the battle pass is 10 to 10 PPS you egg oh it's it's a girl [ __ ] you
4:41:31
put it with the card you're a little [ __ ] you are holy [ __ ] but thank you that's so good I'm sweet also I can't
4:41:37
wait to try this guy I'm head on I've got a bit of a small head a little bit
4:41:43
let me try it okay I've got a lot of a small head apparently
4:41:56
oh my god dude oh [ __ ] yeah I can now go outside a normal ask
4:42:07
well let me like it's definitely cap I [ __ ] hate you
4:42:15
this is this is so cool I don't know this is awesome
4:42:22
oh this is so sick I can't wait to do something what about the with the with the like Jack with the leather jacket
4:42:28
from John make this like let's go there
4:42:34
for me it's always fun as long you're around tired or not Daddy but if you
4:42:40
feel tired better to go get some rest so you're fresh and yummy tomorrow and continue the P.O box opening next stream
4:42:47
oh I could stream tomorrow maybe I know I could sing tomorrow don't do it
4:42:52
tomorrow should we shall I lock myself in for doing this tomorrow as well
4:42:58
what do you think yeah [ __ ] yeah
4:43:05
oh wait I look jacked there look how loose this is the sides of it I think I should have tied that tighter in the
4:43:10
back because what it looks so like it's getting loose I either need to suddenly Sprout boobs or I gotta I gotta learn
4:43:17
how to tie stuff behind my back anyway I love this cap I'm so glad that I asked
4:43:22
for this thing this is [ __ ] awesome thank you do you guys like the cap I [ __ ] with the
4:43:27
cap this is cool you don't hr2 I need like uh breast implants if only someone would pay me three hundred thousand
4:43:33
dollars to get titty implants dude that'd be cool I wonder if anyone would probably not normally do it oh damn
4:43:39
check out the pins too oh God safe rattle oh [ __ ] yeah Brattle things and [ __ ] Subs I don't want to say the
4:43:46
pins I forgot about the pins for a second hold on there's a little tissue babe
4:43:51
I dropped one of the pins
4:43:57
God hold on let's go dancing
4:44:05
this one's uh like I'm assuming femboy in skirt with some real good thighs they
4:44:11
said thigh highs are my demise it's pretty well made weirdly was pretty cool nice pin another room
4:44:19
wrapping I don't need that there's a oh my God there's a blah hash there's a
4:44:25
blah there's a proud daddy God damn it make yourself proud
4:44:33
the Canada one disgusting I'll send that to Cotton I'll bring that to twitchcon and there's these two
4:44:42
those little tattoos looking thing Pride they're like a sword you're worth it oh
4:44:48
[ __ ] yeah these are quite nice these are very cool what does this one say
4:44:57
that's what I no that's what I should get on a hat that's [ __ ] cool and
4:45:02
then there's this last little pin that says he him on it nice very [ __ ] awesome very very very
4:45:09
pogcham dude my God anyway I'm gonna stream again tomorrow chat just so I can leave it off
4:45:15
and get a nap um but anyway boys it was so [ __ ] fun I'm gonna eat cake a little bit maybe
4:45:21
I'll go on a megal I got on band on a mangle by the way I'm not don't don't search around Omega this is [ __ ]
4:45:27
platform I'm not really going on there oh rip Hobbit video should we watched The Hobbit video sure let's do it I forgot about the
4:45:32
Hobbit video shall we what the [ __ ]
4:45:38
where okay let's do it let's watch let's watch Hobbit video it's like it's I apparently it's about 15 minutes long
4:45:46
but there's a lot of people in here that I think we're quite familiar with
4:45:53
been told I've been told there's some I've been told there's there's some things shall we boys all right
4:46:00
finding ten the sugar that he searched I got a book on it now ah is this Birmingham this is not
4:46:07
Birmingham England this is way too nice
4:46:13
some boys Fanboy screamer finsters
4:46:18
who's that before you go I'm glad you liked the stuff for the battle pass try
4:46:24
not to lose the birthday princess headband I've got it we can use it for tomorrow if you stream more present
4:46:30
opening true I've got it right there
4:46:35
when a generous donator named ten uses began sending lots of money this way chassis
4:46:41
I consider Tim one of my closest friends oh my God chassis [ __ ] narrating this
4:46:47
oh my God ended up as friends and the strange
4:46:54
they announced that they turn up the sound I know it's it's like uh it's the music's quite loud but I got your
4:46:59
chassis
4:47:05
climbing mountains and sailing around the world he has not been heard from
4:47:10
since this is the story of one of 10 subscribers who became obsessed [ __ ]
4:47:16
God it's like a vice documentary after his mysterious departure
4:47:21
[Music]
4:47:26
f1nn is manly man and can by Jennifer Chan the dark side wife is concerned for
4:47:32
me now but it's been fun watching life is a concerned for me oh [ __ ] nine
4:47:38
months yeah true oh [ __ ] I didn't name that other guy's kid [ __ ]
4:47:43
CeCe the well-known chatter on Friends through streams
4:47:50
oh my God it is exactly like a vice documentary me when I posted a stream
4:47:57
highlights video that he genuinely liked we've chatted often since then but all of that changed when he left I
4:48:06
lost complete track of him I mean Finn says that he talks to him all the time did you ask him or tennis there's no
4:48:12
point wait it's okay it's this is well done enough to make that sound like they were in the same room there for that
4:48:18
line that was pretty well Finn doesn't actually respond to DMS uh I talked to
4:48:24
other Chatters and council members instead council members oh they're just uh stream personalities that uh Finn
4:48:31
consults with and he trusts I know one of them fairly well so I reached out to her first tiwi is the newest council
4:48:37
member also known as the great questionnaire for her ability to ask excellent lore revealing questions
4:48:44
literally best question ask it goes to tiwi
4:48:49
what the [ __ ]
4:49:13
oh [ __ ]
4:49:23
hmm he's on some mountain and or Island
4:49:33
[Music]
4:49:42
knows it stop yeah I guess it could um I wonder if stuff and 10 know each other
4:49:49
too well I don't actually know that's that would be new for me either
4:49:59
don't erase the bossy one [Music]
4:50:05
nice he's another member of the council
4:50:12
he knows a lot of what's going on behind the scenes you do still the more
4:50:19
stuff is currently serving a lifetime in the [ __ ] Azkaban
4:50:24
moderator he has lots of inside information not known to most Chatters
4:50:30
so it was plausible that he might know something about 10.
4:50:41
holy [ __ ] you Jesus we're getting [ __ ] face reveals here dude what the
4:50:46
[ __ ] I talked before no face to face no and um check is very busy during streams so well TV told me
4:50:54
you could help me do you know where 10 is
4:51:03
another old person is dude please
4:51:09
that's [ __ ] up I said chat chat your big chat we're only here to insult me no
4:51:15
no no no one else The Voice interface
4:51:25
goodbye video if if you need to I can send you a direct link to it no no it's not sorry
4:51:31
you know I know all about it you know bucket list all the whole thing
4:51:37
just want to know why he's ghosting me probably on a mountain somewhere or sailing around in the middle of the
4:51:43
ocean yeah I'm sure there's nothing to worry about we'll talk soon regularly anyway so why
4:51:49
does it matter nothing to worry about uncheck the millionaire with a boat that can go anywhere and do anything nothing to worry about no of course not at all
4:51:57
you should worry about Tim that guy that that
4:52:02
I'm joking I just it doesn't feel right to me
4:52:08
stuff do you know anything at all yes
4:52:14
I have some information but there's nothing you could do with it it's useless to you
4:52:19
no no I'll pay you for it oh [ __ ] well
4:52:25
I'm sure we can come to some sort of I got what did you pay him I'd uh
4:52:32
I'd rather not say that it's more than a marina in
4:52:39
I want to take a guess at this joke I'm gonna guess this is a subscription to a
4:52:44
service that I offer
4:52:51
possible that 10 is getting ready for it to start his Cruise stop
4:52:58
how do you know this well when we've been involved in the streams as much and for as long as I have you find out all
4:53:05
sorts of things that happen in the back it's so much specific over the years I've recruited a few
4:53:12
agents to gather information for me taking compound [ __ ] why is why why is everyone involved in my law like
4:53:19
government [ __ ] they control the CIA why are there agents notes to help decipher them those are
4:53:26
the people that um they're like they make videos filming like random cars going by and they think they're being like gang stalked this is this is what
4:53:33
this does I'm gonna think that everyone there's stuff I got stuff and uh stubborn Hobbit [ __ ] following me and
4:53:39
the various different unmarked vehicles okay I have the GPS coordinates in the
4:53:48
Center that's impressive you must know everything about Finster close enough tell me what's his gender
4:53:55
identity problem yet
4:54:02
my team hasn't sent you the details um don't worry stuff you're not alone there like I said though
4:54:09
do with it unless oh my God Island dude
4:54:20
I'm gonna take a trip well here I am following this crazy lead
4:54:26
I wonder where it will lead me Hobbit had become so obsessed with
4:54:33
the fact that he decided to fly to the location that stovermore provided so I ended up on an airplane I wasn't sure
4:54:39
I'd done the right thing but after a night of drinking and a few thousand non-refundable dollars later
4:54:47
the point was kind of moot where did you go the marina was on the island of Oahu
4:54:52
in Hawaii sure I just realized this is the
4:54:58
craziest uh tax loophole ever I'm gonna make a documentary
4:55:03
I like like a fake Vice documentary like this a parody Vice documentary I'm sorry
4:55:08
I just had to go on a trip with Mr Bass dude I I had to spend this much money
4:55:14
easy to judge one's choices When You're Sober isn't it
4:55:21
he looks so happy
4:55:36
I stayed in a hotel on Waikiki Beach and the marina was just up the coast
4:55:42
I rented a scooter and I was on my way I'm ready to go out on my adventure to
4:55:47
seek Mr Ken's boat I got my ride ready
4:56:04
it's kind of really pretty going around the coast here on travel Vlog with Hobbit they can't be
4:56:10
on there behind me there is oh my God the marina
4:56:15
oh my God
4:56:21
I gotta go on holiday this is nice I got to see places that aren't Birmingham
4:56:27
being ruined by this place I finally made it to the marina
4:56:32
all right so we've got to the marina the docks because of the fences but with
4:56:38
a little effort I was able to find where the boat would be but it wasn't there I broke in so I sent
4:56:45
starve a text
4:56:51
very good
4:57:01
the ss10
4:57:08
Hawaii Yacht Club duck oh bro oh I guess the boat that he's gonna get
4:57:13
is a yacht right technically
4:57:24
okay
4:57:36
Siri Siri
4:57:42
who will be dyslexic in this day and age dumbass
4:57:48
I had forgotten about the time difference I was uh literally on the other side of
4:57:55
the world so what did you do next well the other Marina was much closer to the
4:58:00
hotel and I didn't really need the scooter I thought I was a dude oh my God I was
4:58:06
like wow that's a [ __ ] big dude one of the fake stats you guys but it was the statue
4:58:14
wow that's nice what wait this is nice there Victoria's
4:58:21
Secret Louis Vuitton I'm gonna go to Louis uh Louis Vuitton I'm gonna go to
4:58:27
one of those I gotta buy something expensive tired of shopping on Amazon for everything
4:58:35
I'll deal with Nat in London I'm not gonna lie that does freak me out
4:58:40
a little bit I searched for the boat like did you say you could probably tell like rip my arm his boat was an Island
4:58:47
packet 380. I have it here it has a few distinguishing features
4:58:53
that uh that make it recognizable well did you find it
4:59:02
in that other Marina that I checked I had with the square before it's actually much closer here to my hotel in Waikiki
4:59:10
Earth number 756. I'm heading along here come on for the first number here
4:59:18
all right we're getting much closer now at 7 50 58 57
4:59:26
and here's 756. and this is Brock the birth
4:59:34
what hold on how much [ __ ] planning went into this [ __ ]
4:59:42
because that's like the same boat that's a very specific are you [ __ ]
4:59:48
joking Chad I don't think you're quite
4:59:53
realizing this they're defined the same sort of boat as the exact 110 was that's like what
5:00:02
I don't know it looks a little similar but
5:00:08
it's definitely not an island packer 380. because now I need the wrong information
5:00:14
here it's definitely not the proper boat it's a mass-produced boat that one might be
5:00:20
but that's not the right one are they trying to find the same boat terrible terrible mistake
5:00:27
not at least I had good a good time oh hey Fifi
5:00:34
no I I did not find the boat what did you do next what else could I do
5:00:41
I returned home and I had to explain to my employer why I was away for a week
5:00:47
[Applause] I had to explain to my input
5:00:52
it's like an interesting turn when Hobbit returned home
5:01:00
history's worst decision me starting my stream
5:01:08
incoming stuff I'll bet it's awesome I'm back
5:01:14
I couldn't find the boat well yes I'm sorry about that Hobbit the
5:01:19
information about 10 was updated whilst you were in Hawaii I didn't want to break it to you then
5:01:25
after you'd flown that far yeah Finn said that ship has sailed that
5:01:33
stream and my my team thought that meant the obvious yeah remember I remember hearing him say
5:01:39
that I don't remember me saying that your data Gathering methods are not as
5:01:45
accurate as you think they are hmm well in that case they've been nice
5:01:51
talking to you of it um next time don't forget to try John or amoya or maybe
5:01:57
chassis bye [Music]
5:02:02
I don't actually know which one of the council members are closest to uh 10.
5:02:12
dude oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
5:02:18
oh [ __ ] ing
5:02:26
10. is that really you hello Hobbit it's me
5:02:34
where are you where are you calling from oh my God I know you're looking for my
5:02:39
boat you're not gonna find it really it was like close at least did I find
5:02:45
the right Marina a nice try Hobbit now stop looking
5:02:51
I can't stop calling 10 Daddy I can't stop you don't seem to
5:02:58
understand Hobbit you're not gonna find me but I can't find you in fact I know where you are right now
5:03:06
bro I mean I think people know I'm in Canada but I've kept my location fairly Secret
5:03:16
that is a mean person daddy [ __ ] oh god dude look we're not call him daddy I I have my ways Hobbit I thought he has
5:03:24
a assassins on the lookout does
5:03:30
[Laughter]
5:03:36
well I'd take that warning
5:03:43
[Music] I'm still of the opinion that when we did the 10 goodbye video
5:03:49
we should have lied and said that it he was like we should have tried to make it a thing of like no one knows what he
5:03:56
does or how he got the money um like I should have been like implied that he was like a hit man there are
5:04:03
still several Mysteries here did 10 uses anticipate Hobbit looking for him and move his boat was the boat
5:04:10
really there to begin with was someone feeding false information to stovemore
5:04:16
and why was Hobbit so obsessed with finding ten that he would fly all the
5:04:21
way to Hawaii I've been Jennifer Chan thank you for
5:04:27
watching oh my God I sat on it's such a crazy like happy uh
5:04:34
ukulele swap oh my [ __ ] god I like the thing is about Hobbit videos
5:04:40
is I'm like scanning a very normal desk looking for like Easter eggs I'm like oh
5:04:45
I'm not the phone set like I don't know maybe some text been replaced that's really [ __ ] cool
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this place too oh my God yeah I don't know why you guys just cool
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yourself over 10's voice though really you hello Hobbit
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he doesn't have a deep voice I'll give him that then it's got a cool sounding voice me and uh Seth have been saying
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that he should get into anime voice acting as like the villain for a while now like I need to uh I need to send him
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like a good mic like this or something for him to sound great well he does it's kind of crazy he does
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just sound like that it's wild I've also heard 10 like do a deeper
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voice than that like that that's his regular speaking voice it's kind of crazy hold on what if I could do can I type in
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goodbye for like when he's there you go my video can I do goodbye there you go
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and there it is this thing don't ask me why I was replaying it it's
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just because I look awesome hey
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but that was a good fire what's 10.
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okay my buddy and I wanting to climb the southern Summits the top [ __ ] has a
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cool voice [ __ ] has a cool voice I just want to hear it again my bad um but yeah the Hobbit that's [ __ ]
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awesome dude holy [ __ ] chassis dude [ __ ] The Cameo well not even Cameo
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like the co-star of Cameo of uh chassis and stuff holy [ __ ] that's awesome and
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then a little 10 Cameo then that's sweet that's really really cool also my face reveal happened two years
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ago yeah I do I I knew what your face looks like but they didn't stream didn't that's pretty cool
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he should breed as a story yeah I could picture 10 reading like um [ __ ] I don't actually know a good
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children's because I used to read Harry Potter when I was a kid and Harry Potter
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listen Harry Potter's still good just the person that makes it as a little cringe
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so like I don't know we gotta find like a a good book it's not I don't know I
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didn't really read anything else when I was a kid I read like all the Harry Potter books like four times
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I read I read like a this adventury book but I don't remember what it was called Percy Jackson
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that would be really shitty uh to be read though I don't know I remember reading that though
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Hansel and Gretel yeah that would work
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Percy Jackson books are good I never finished them there was just too many after a while I kept making more
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I don't know if it stopped or not and I got I'm too old to go back and reread it now
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Percy Jackson was better than Harry Potter I uh even even like if you separate art
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from the artist agreed Ender's Game I didn't ever [ __ ] read Ender's Game but I watched the movie I BR and look
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that movie made me like um the actor forgot his name the guy that plays Andrew in that movie
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the Ender's Game movie made me like that actor and I've watched him in like a bunch of [ __ ] that he's done since really cool
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I used to Butterfield Acer but Isaac how do you say his first name but yeah pretty cool JK JK Rowling strands
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perfect as [ __ ] yeah I can still say that the books are good though the books were good it doesn't make the books any less good
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well maybe if you learn the context behind some of the characters it kind of
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does um but you know they're whatever I grew up with them I still think she's a
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[ __ ] but like you know the books are fine Harry Potter was a fanboy like oh dude
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like I think that probably it was a good read and I read it I've got the I've got the book The
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Hobbit because Hobbit said it me and it's really it's I've got like the cool version of The Hobbit I just don't want to sit down and read it but I can't I
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don't really I don't know how to read I can just about make out these two words and that's that's only because I
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keep having to tell them to people all the time um the cool version yeah if I can it's cool
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also as a Sentimental or somewhere but it's fun getting something like that that like I know I'll keep and I'll just
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never throw that away ever like I'll just have that forever it's just because it's [ __ ] awesome
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all right fellas I will see you tomorrow [ __ ] it I'll stream tomorrow and we'll open up the rest of the presents and
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stuff and hopefully eat more cake I don't know we'll see how the diet goes I gotta go to the gym
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all right [ __ ] I will see you go five hour long stream
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I gotta take a photo with this hat Twitter's gonna [ __ ] on me for my for
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taking a photo with this but I'm still gonna do it all right [ __ ] I'll see you bye bye peace
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[Music] hey thanks for coming by the way this is
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really nice to do for my birthday I really like streaming you okay thank you
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time to drip list down my chin and pretend it